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Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
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YOUNG MANS CHANCE
Avenues to Success Open to the
salons of Today.

is the young man Absalom SAT,
recently inquired Mr. Bryan in sac
ligious tone. wulle endeayoring
point out LAT the prospects of 5
cess for the young men OF our nat
Were being rapidly diminished X
Frederick E HOPKINS, ID. D., pas
or the Chicago Pilgrim Congre,
tional church. in a recent sermon. d
an answer 10 the Bryan inquiry VIII
must provoke admiration, In part
which he said.
But has a condition Of things groy
up in our country which is hostile
young men7 II SO. IL Is not an II
ton we need. but a revolution j
there would be a revolution If 81
was the case History proves
whenever men have not had q
chance under their government
have overthrown IL. Ii was the yct
men OF France who rose up andk
stroyed forever the power of a set
dynasty that robbed the people II
their rights.
Are men getting this chance tool
No one viii. deny II unless he has sc
axe TO grind, and hopes TO deceive1e
people. And the question can ely
be determined. not by reading a pi.
san address. but by that nonpartr
revelation of Gods providence in,e
United States called the census La
at our flag in 1880 or 1890 and looa,
ii today. What do all the new SIS
mean? And besides the expansion
our country, which has opened a ID
SO large and inviting that at any Is
10000 einigrants every month seekl
shores, look at the sympathy ii
country always extends to all IS
of new ideas and inventions. Id
where on earth are the lines of cts
or class distinction so nearly obhr
ated:
The boy born in a log cabin becoes
chief Justice of the United States A
man who started lire on a farm
Ohio is President. and a man he
worked his way through collegeby
the time he was 80 was a membe o,
Congress, and when only SO wa 6
candidate for the highest office irrh,
gift of our people. What more De.
anybody want?
The young man Absalom is 10
safe because the world is not pers.t
and because he is far from peRc
himself But for any man who wat.
to know what is right, and who wntl
TO do what is right, who wantf Z,
make the most of himself. and getfh,
most ont of life for his own sake IN,
for others. there is no country on ertl
where he VIII find better opportunde
and better friends than In our couIr7
But he can no more build himself u,
In these DAYS by trying 70 tear dwl
else than he could In tn
days Of Absalom. Against that ,or
OF thing every honest man. no matte
what his politics or his religion. vii
set his face"
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
REPUBLICANISM
Able EuIogy of the Party by Senator
George z. Hoav.

"What has the Republican. the par
tisan, the man who you say acts on q
low plane, to show for his 80 years of
adherence to the Republican party?
do not speak of what happened before
that time. 1 do not speak of the union
preserved. of the rebellion put down;
or the three constitutional amend.
ments which give glory and splendor
to our history, as the three blazing
stars in the belt of Orion give glory
and splendor to the sky 1 will begin
with the coming In of President Grant
We have to show In the nation the
public faith kept; the debt paid; the
manufacturing independence of the
United States achieved; the country
placed at the head of all the nations
of the earth in wealth. in manufacture.
and In strength; we have to show a
public credit unequaled: national re-
sources developed, not only in amplest
measure for all our own exigencies In
war and in peace, but England, the
commercial mistress of mankind, COM
ing to us u borrow money for her pub
lie necessities, we have to show the
homestead law: the right of eXpatria-
ton secured by treaty; we have to
show apology and reparation exacted
from Great Britain. we have to show
Cuba liberated; we have to show the
Americans emperiied in China liber
ated by the army of the swiftest.
slrest and strongest power on the face
OF the earth BY their fruits ye shall
know them Men do not gather
grapes of thorns nor figs of thistles.'
The Republican tree. which In my
humble fashion / helped to plant, has
spread out it, branches over the ma.
ton. For so years the American peo-
pie have gathered its fruit, the fairest
he sweetest that ever grew on morta
soil. If my independent and mug
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2o,itissl,e 4lu.seu.

- @as SSpan uno feline e'tFoisf
itsaf. ais SmpevilIisulus peroumHtH.
III Deiter 9lIdY.s, ais ods eurbous hes
recb.ioss une notbptHo:es Serldnaen
Der Ger. Staten, on Der groAruns
oss g1stsnar.tes ikilsuEebuen-
Saben Die Der. Sruaten nid,i eas
Rsdt. ia huhen ne ntbt Die Vflib'.
i5rsr 9ro6s sHtiprebsno aud ibreu
s,onoel aussuoehnsna lIno mas min
Sic rseubli,aniibe Naturalization ans
oers. ais oles bepertiieIiaenf gSte
man oarubsr Elm iolh Setsrsss
Ihrsi srtshsn tam. ME oies bic
grnane Gemo;rotie thut. mare senaees
All unfashar. nenn man MID. piiBte.
eos eas Smperialismusseibrti uur
CUR 9ereeduns De- ourhpe9 unsefunz
Sen oerno:rutiIdsn slUihuuunsen
iiberaaup. eiensn ion. Die gSdhler.
uno aan3 hefonoers Die oeutiteR SSdh=
Ter IaI'en Iih aber tsin I fur Elm Il
oormahen, ME ods 9BdhlreiuItot I'm
9eopemhsr heipsiIsn ipiro.
= gSenn oerr 9rpan erfpdblt ipiro.
luiro sr, 10 bat er oeriproten, Den
Gonares in GrtrafefIion einberufsn.
I'm Die ameri.uniihe 6lds9e auf ben
9hilippinen sinsiebsn III lafeH- llno
ME itsht's nit Yortorieo2 gStro sr
pom gongreB perldngen, Dab audi Dor;
| uniere Siaeee singespgen tpiro2 Ydlz
len niht ale isne 4rsumsnte. Die Serr
| 9rnan besuQlih Der Bhilippinen ges
brauht bat, nit sleid,sr 2ogit audi au'
portorico2 Warum maht Ssrr Srndr
iolhen 2drm iibsr Die Vbilippinen uni
Idytpeigt iih 10 eriinolid uber portos
rico aus2
sSn ieinsr Innuhmereoe in SHz
/ oianopolis bat 0err 9rpdn inter Wn-
oerem ertldrt. odB mir has YrinslF
Der Selbitregierune niht in Den Yhi'
Iippinen suriidpeiisn t0nnen. ohne e
i'm eigensn 2unos gu ihdoi9en.~ Das
tlingt ia gans fh0n, aber Serr Srpdr
.piro bod nift etrpa bebauptsn pollen
oab Der pbilippinen arieg fir oi
Stimmred1t @ntsisbung Der Neae'
i'm eemotratilhen Noro Carolina
oem nohl nod auoere Staaten fOIsel
.peroea, be3p. ihon aefolgt limb, per
antIportlih gemaht peroen tonne.
| proiperitdt i'm SHneren, 9lrfs
| ben nad 9uBen = oas III Die Sigma
tur Der We&inlep' Iominiitra
.ionsperiooe. Wdn ipllte meinen, oai
ameritaniIbe 0olt tonne panlit gu
frIeoen ieIn.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
A PUNcrURED ARGUMENT.
1aPaers Ca nay More with Their
, Produce Than They CSulA
HOuR TeaPs Arc.


The calamity press has lately copied
rather extensively series of so-called
advances in prices on articles that
farmers buy. The democrats are using
the list in an attempt to show that the
farmers pay the cost of prosperity.
OF course there is nothing in this
when the statements are analysed II
Is true that there has been advance
in certain articles, cleverly picked out
by the democrats TO urge their point,
but in no instance has the advance been
as great as the advance in price of what
the farmer has to sell. In other words,
the farmer Is able TO buy more with
what he produces than he was four
years ago. and he has the certainty of
q first-class homo market for every
thing that he can possibly produce.
Let us analyze these statements of
the democracy.
II the Wilson bill was such a good
thing for the people. it seems TO us
they should compare the 1900 with the
go prices, and in all cases average
prices should be the rule. The demo
Gratis say:
stoves have increased 30 per cent"
Corn has advanced SO per cent. and
wages 40 per cent.
Wages have increased from four to
Ave dollars" Mules have advanced
price" Wool has trebled In price
since 90.
''Fourteen-inch plows that sold for
ten dollars now sell for $14." Before sill
yer was struck down It took $23 to buy
that pillow.
Ropes that sold for five cents per
pound now sell for Is cents" Sheep
that sold in 90 for So 60 now sell for
four dollars.
Binder Irvine which cost seven cents
in 90 now sells for II cents" Poultry
that sold for four cents In 90 now sells
for eight cents.
Barb wire has doubled In price"
So has the Missouri mule; so has the
raw material from which wire is made.
Hoes, rakes, shovels and all such
articles have gone up 40 per cent" Old
iron from which these articles are made
has advanced $50 per cent.
"Cultivators have increased three to
four dollars So have horses advanced
SIS to S25.
Common stove pipe which sold for
ten cents now costs 20 cents" Hops
which sold for seven cents now brings
. ready sale at I6 cents.
Bolts and rods have gone up IS per
cent" Flax has gone up 100 per cent.
Since 1897 there has been a general
upward movement Of commodities in
this country. and this was the cry on
the part of the silverites In 1896: "Give
us free silver and prices will advance
all along the line
Statistics furnished by Bradstreet
upon the basis of 100 staple articles in
common use In this country shows that
the average prices of these are now at
the highest level known for years, and
there has been a steady advance with
an increase of 33 per cent. over the
prices of July. 1895.
1t is notable feature of this advance
that. whereas American farm and
manufactured products have advanced.
so has the price of labor. the prices of
many staple articles in general use
have declined.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
HOW SOUTHERN EDITORS FEEL
0entAsent of Leading Jo.rnals Re-
GaFdiA1 Bryanis. anA Ex-
DaRofoD.

Little by Nttle the sentiment Of
the leading southern papers toward
Organism and favoring expansion
come to light The Memphis CONNER.
cial-Appeal recently Hkened Mr..
Bryan to q "blabberer." and now the
editors of the Nashville Banner and
the Atlanta Constitution have this to
say about the facts:
The thinking people of the south
know that 16 to i WAS q concession
to populism, and they know that Mr..
Bryan's imperialism" Is a phrase to
juggle with-a campaign cry. Intelli-
gent people in the south want ex-
pansion, and they believe In protec-
ton. Mr.. Mckinley has made no
mista except in few instances
in the appointment of postmasters."
Leland Rankin, Editor Nashville
American Oem).
THE south will go for Bryan. We
are not imperiahsts, but we favor
expansion. The south realizes that
the retention Of the Philippines will
make for her profit more than for
any other section of the country. I
will say that President Mckinley has
many warm friends and admirers in
the south."-W. A. Hemphill. Editor
Atlanta Constitution (Dem.).
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
THE DUTY OF MOTHERS.

What suffering frequently results
rom a mothers ignorance or more
frequently from mothers neglect 70
properly instruct her daughter
! Tradition says woman must suf-
FER" and young women are so taught
There is little truth and great deal
bt exaggeration in this II young
woman suffers severely she needs
treatment. and her mother should see
that she gets it
Many mothers hesitate to take their
daughters to q physician for examina-
ton bu. no mother need hesitate to
write freely about her daughter or
herself TO Mrs Pinkham and secure
the most efficient advice without
charge Mrs Pinkham's address Is
Lynn, Mass
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

Mrs. August Pfalzgraf, OF south
Byron, Wis, mother OF the young laoy
whose portrait we here publish, wrote
Mrs. Pinkham in January, 1899, saying
her daughter had suffered for two
years with irregular menstruation -
had headache all the time. and pain in
her side, feet swell, and was generally
miserable Mrs Pinkham promptly
replied with advice, and under date OF
March. 1899, the mother writes again
that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound cured her daughter OF all
pains and irregularity-
Nothing in the world equals Mrs
Pinkham's great medicine for regu-
Iating woman's peculiar monthly
troubles.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
HE WAS NERVOUS.
And rs a Result the Joke Was De-
cidedly Him.

cidedIy on Him.
They were just back from five days
cruise. and as they stepped on the deck
one of the number said, after hating all
the others. I'm willing to buy, and buy
to the limit but the man who peaches on
me is no friend of mine"
or course there is n story back of this
pathetic appeal. Bob is the man who
was anxious to spend his money FROM
the time they had left. down into Lake
Erie and back into the North channel, he
had been annoyed by the tue, tue. tue"
of the saucy little launches. He went
from the extreme of swearing to the
mental petition that Neptune would ban
ish the husting little pests" from his
domain They anchored in the channel
and at midnight Bob awakened all the
occupants of the cabin.
Say, boys, will that internal thing
never get by? I've been hearing it for an
hour. that same monotonous tue. tue,
tue and it's tucking' yet Must be
beached and trying to get off Listen!
All listened and assured Bob that they
heard nothing He fell back with a sigh
and hour later stsalthily approached
the bed of the doctor. who was snoring
''in and out"
Say. doc. ! haven't been taking too
much. have 1? just a aigester after each
ultal anu udt WOulhu SiNt
man the triangles. would it? | don't
see things. but when I'm lying down
there I hear that launch as plainly as ]
hear my own voice now? Have you heal
it?''
mo. Neither did you. Go to bed. We
didn't come out here to tell ghost stories
Go to bed
Five minutes later there was a laugh
of ghouish glee from Bob. He was heard
to rip the screen covering of the port
hole. and then there was a splash.
What do you Think" he whooped
Il had an So watch when | was first
married. and my wife made me bring il
along. for fear I'd lose my chronometer.
| put the thing under my pillow, and il
was doing the tue, tue. tue business.
drowned the diabolical thing. Say. fel-
lows, | never felt so good in my life.
Greatn'-Detroit Free Press.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
TOWNSHIP TICKET.
or Justice Of ths Peace,
HARRISON ~. HOOVER.
For Trustee,
AARON cONLEY.
For Assessor,
THOMAS =. SWAIN.

II there 0. any one who believes
the gold standard ~ good thing
or that Ii must be maintained.
warn him not tn east his vote for
me. because Z promise him IL viii
not he maintained In this country
longer than I nm able to get rid of
n.-Hon. william JcnninE. Bryan In
. speech at Knoxville. Tenn, Sept.
10. 1896.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

1t is altogether fitting that the
native county of Oliver 2. Morton,
Indiana famous war governor,
should bestow extraordinary honors
on Governor Roosevelt of New York.
The former was the prototype of the
latter
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
DO Mt COUGH

Stop it with SCOTS emulsion
of cod-liver oil.
A little coughing is nothing
the tickling, that makes you
cough once, is some dust; not
the least harm. You scratch
an itch, and forget it. This
cough is scratching an itch.
But the cough, that hangs on
and comes back, is the sign of
an itch that hangs on and
comes back. There is some
thing that makes that itch.
Inflammation: germ per-
haps; it's alive; like a seed in
moist warm ground; it will
grow if you let it, especially
In children.
Wei send you little 10 sry Il VOC Ike
SCOTT & BOVINE. - Pearl street. Ses yat
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
What Shall We Have for Desert

This question arises in the family
every day. Let US answer ii today
TRY Jell-O, a delicious dessert. Pre-
pared in two minutes. No baking
i'd hot water and set TO cool. Fla
vors: lemon, orange. raspberry and
strawberry At your grocers, 10
cents.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
Dr,.trdrra Ilnttrnlirn.

ntihel, borh, Der Seetpiro pfeift,
9luf uno lpis bic Sbren!
Wsr niht jeBt ms Ruoer ereift.
6at oas Spiel perloren.
gBer niht iest fein 2beiI setpinnt,
Wiro es elpig miilen
WiheI. borh, es pfeitt Der Wiuo.
Sesel gifts 81 hiHen.
Den, oes Rubms pergungner 3eit
llno Der alien 2ebre:
9oltes WobI uno 0errlihteit
9li6t auf freiem Weers.
ShlGfIt hu pieoer, altes 8ino2
6urtia aus ben &ifen!
Surtig auf. ms Boot 9ei6ipino,
Seeel gifts gu bifIen!
Oroben iiberm HorofeeItruno
Shinrmeru W2eerespeiten,
Deutfhes Wleer mars emit senannt :
Sci. ous naren 3eiten!
5eloe15eiten. bpheeIinnt,
Giihner 5bat befliiIen
Wiihel, borh, es pfeift Der Winb,
Segel gifts gu biHen!
l1no pie alter 9elbsnruf
SDnts aus fernen Saeen:
Wos Die araft Der 9bnsr I9uf,
Du aud iollIt es fpaeen!
Utihel, e6 Die 3eit perrinnt.
Sdla9 an oein 9efpiifen
Wfihel. horh, es pfeift Der Wirb,
Sesel gifts 81 Aihenl
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
Kindly Encournrement.

What kind of a politician do you
think would makey' asked the young
man who is tired of working.
Well" answered Senator Sorghum,
you'd make n pretty good one, only you
haven't got any money. You wouldn' I
stand any show in n real brisk fight
You'll have to stand back awhile and
think up opinions and be a statesman
And after awhile. if you save up your
money. maybe you'll get to be polit
clan. Washington Star
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

The presence of thousands of east
ern Indiana and western Ohio people
in Richmond today means that they
do not want achange in the admins
tration of this government. They
are not in favor of killing the goose
that lays the golden egg.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

When you cannot sleep for cough
ing, ii is hardly necessary that any
one should tell you that you need a
few doses of Chamberlain Cough
Remedy to allay the irritation of the
throat. and make sleep possible. 1t
is good. Try it. For sale by A. G.
Luken i Co., and Curme & Co.,
druggists.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
THE MILITARISM BOGY.
Size of Our Large Standing Army
of which the Demo-
Gratis Rant.

Our "large standing army" of which
the democracy is IN such q state of fear
consists Of s.. 900 men. Switzerland
keeps nearly ga times as many in her
standing army of las. 900 men. and be-
sides has 361 900 men in reserve.
The United States proportionately
has the smallest army in the world.
The ratio of soldiers to total population
IL shown by the following:
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

The production of iron. always a re-
liable trade barometer, has doubled
since 1894. when free trade ruled the
country. In that year we produced
$751; SIS tons In 1899 the furnaces
turned out l.. $40. 100 tons. Who would
go back TO the old scheme?
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

The deposits in the state banks of
Kansas on December "a. 1898, were
Sic. 100. 7se.ls. The deposits in the same
banks on June 3, 1899, were S33. sos. 1o1.
Kansas, under the Mckinley admins
tration, has paid its debts and has
money TO lend.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
C.rIiele sepport. Mcktnlex

Hon John g. Carlisle, who was sec
rotary of the treasury under Presdden.
Cleveland, and was speaker of the ra-
tional house of representatives. has be-
come the president of the Lawyers
Sound Money club, of New York The
club viii support the reelection of Pre-
dent Mckinley.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

did you hear about the riot in Der
limp asked Cumso OF Cawker.
NO What was il about -
"a man in theater orchestra tried to
play OF q French horn. and the audience
mobbed him "-Detroit Istee Press
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

The mere mention of the fact that
John L. Griffiths will speak at the
rink tonight ought to fill that
spacious audience room to overflow
ing
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

The Iar.rp1 crowd the Hon. Charles
A Towne was able To draw in Kansas
numbered 700 persons. For some ih-
expIicable reason the people are iio'
docking TO hear the man VINO Styles
himself 1.-The great American sacrf
dcer"
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

utterances II ne stopped there. The
revolutionary programme which he
proposes goes much farther than that
What Is to be the response Of law-abid-
Ing and law-respecting voters?
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

Hard Place to FIJI.

New Nurse-Please. mum. | can't do a
thing with the baby. He cries all the
time.
Mistrcss-W Well. declare, How stupid
OF me- His other nurses We're colored
girls. You'll find some stove polish in the
kitehen.-New York Weekly
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

We imported 3O2 ,s52 tons of hay
in 1896 under the Cleveland regime.
In 1899 the imports were 1e.s72 tons.
That is the difference between proteo-
ton and free trade
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

Senator Fairbanks is prime
favorite with Wayne county Re
publicans. They feel honored by his
presence here today.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

Richmond is enjoying prosperity
and wants it continued. That Is
what the demonstration today
means.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11
COUNTY TICKET.

For Representative.
OLIVER G. DAVIS.
For Joint Representative,
ROSCOE z. kIRkmAN.
For Prosecuting Attorney,
WILLIAM a. BOND.
Fer Sheriff,
CHARLES q. uMTHAMk.
For Treasurer,
IA. SPEkENHIER.
For Coroner,
DIR. e. X. WATTS.
For Commits sionors,
GEORGE CAllAWAY Western Dist
PETER s. BEElER, Eastern Dist.
For County Surveyor.
r. 4. HOWARD.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-10-11

Winkers-Yes. I'm married. Some years
ago | started out TO select bicycle
Wanted the best. of course, and Mary.
whom had never seen, started ont about
the same time to select typewriter. We
met and married.
Friend-Did you meet at store?
Winkers-No: we met in q lunatic asy-
lum.-New York Weekly