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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

Vote and work for your personal
interests, I'm local affairs. at tne COM
ing election The Ohio county
crowd In office, or expecting TO get
into office. will work for it's own in
terests, and you will foot the bill.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
MOTTO
OF THE UNITED DEMOCRACY.

oppogitIon 10 Criminal Trusts,
10 m Colonial Policy, and TO
foreign acknowledgements, main-
tenance of sc dignity of the
American People, and the
honor Of tire Americas Flag.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
SENATOR SCOTS BELIEF.

"Right here I want to say ] believe
in trusts. They are n good thing.
The Standard OIL Company put it's
pipe lines TO ell the small towns
where oil is produced, and If 1t was
not for the Standard OIL Company
this prosperity that we have would
not be here tO-day."-Senator " Il.
Scott at Fifth Aveiue Hotel Roose-
welt banquet.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

And now some of the railroad men
are of opinion they should have a
small slice of the alleged Mark Hanna
prosperity. It's enough to make the
big corporations shudder.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
Nay Get Fooled.

Boston Traveller.
Mark Hanna is trying TO FRY some fat
from Massachusetts, postmasters TO help
buy Indiana for Mckinley. But. perhaps,
Indiana is not for sale.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

The existing Board of Commissions
ers could have materially Iessened
the burden upon the property own
ers, had IL chosen to do so. A Diff
ferent board can make IL easier i'm
the future. The same old crowd
VIII make 1t harder. Your pocket.
book viii feel the differences.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

All the big law breakers in the
country are very much afraid that
Mr. Bryan is going TO be elected. And
khe fear makes them very uncom-
forta ble
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

The Republican claim tat their
party will carry Chicago is about as
near the truth as their claim they
will have a plurality of votes in New
York Guy.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

Baltimore American.
II this sort Of weather goes on there may
be some difficulty in the average magma
ton in disentangl!ng Thanksgiving as a
popular festival from the Fourth of July.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

No election was ever more import
ant to the people of West Virginia
than that TO be held next Tuesday.
Make no mistake in casting your
vote.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

Several Republicans are going
about town offering TO bet. but when
it comes TO the pinch there is gener-
ally some excuse about putting up
the cash.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
Wore Likely They Didn't.

st. Louis Dispatch.
There are two public men who ought TO
have felt touch Of remorse on the death
of John Sherman. Perhaps they did
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
The College Presidents Opinion.

F. B. Sanborn in Springfield Republican
When weathercocks change the course
of the winds and drifting wood directs the
movement of tides, then may the Ameri-
can college presidents influence political
opinion.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
Strenuous Reparfee.

Boston Herald.
Teddy's repartee is getting to be almost
as plump and graceful as a chunk Of old
red sandstone landed on the abdomen.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

Denver News.
If Senator Foraker is induced 10 land a
war cry before the closing of the din look
for Mr. Hanna's grip 10 jar loose some
where.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

can the party in power make for its
deliberate -iolation of the above
clauses of the fundamental law of this
country?
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

If we had a little more Republican
antitrust legislation it is a fair pre-
sumption we should have many more
trusts.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

There will likely be some falling off
in the Republican majority in PhiIa-
delphia next week. They're going to
try to have an honest election over
there.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

With Mr.. Dovener reelected it is a
far presumption that some more
West Virginians who live outside tho
State will obtain positions.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

The metropolis got quite a scorch-
ing yesterday.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

There won't be another nppraise-
ment of real estate for purposes of
taxation until 1910. The present
board of Commissioners got the tax
payers into their present box.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

Chairman Miller is still looking
through his daily mail for reply
from W. NJ. o. Dawson.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

1t is time the people were coming
into their own again. Next Tuesday
affords the opportunity.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

Atlanta Journal.
MT Hanna's tribute TO the late Secretary
Sherman was the most pathetic piece OF
gail ever perpetrated in this country.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

Hon W. r. Raymond. Democratic candi-
date for Congress. First District OF West
Virginia. viii address the voters OF the
district at the following times and places:
McMechen. Marshall county. October 20.
at 40 o'clock
Benwood. October 81. at I'D p. m.
West Liberty. Ohio county. November \
at 7.30 p. N.
Wheeling, November 2.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

'.In our State the negroes sit on
the fences waiting to be bought
Senator y. II. Scott.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

Wheeling yesterday, among men of
all parties, was: Il believe he said
1t; it sounds just like him."
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
Let Trrdc Follow the circus.

New York World
Why does not Mr.. Mckinley follow this
pregnant suggestion OF his own State De-
partment and let trade follow the curious
instead of following the flag?
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

"AlI duties. fmposts and excuses
shall be uniform throughout the
United States.
"No tax or duty shall be laid on ar
tfcles exported from any state..-
Contribution of the United States.
Consider the administration treat
ment Of Porto Rico. What answer
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
Hollis MEETINGS.

Tuesday. October oo,h. in Berkeley
county.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

"The markets of the United States
should be opened up 10 her products
Our PLAIN DUTY is TO abolish ali
custom tariffs between the United
states and Porto Rico and give her
products access to our markets."-
fresident Mektniey's message, De-
cember 4, 1899.
Less than a year ago it was Presi-
dent Mckinley's plain duty to OBEY
the Constitution as to Porto Rico.
What induced him to turn complete
summersanlt and land squarely upon
the taxation without representation
plan? Can any supporter of the ad-
ministration give an intelligent and
lucid answer
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

The average expression hare /
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

The REGISTER, embracing its several
editions. is entered at the. Postoffice at
Wheeling. W. va, as second-class matter.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
DEMOCRATIC STATE TICKET.

For Governor,
JOHN H. HOLT,
OF Cabell.
For Auditor,
JAMES II. MILLER,
OF Summers.
For Superintendent of Free Schools,
ROBERT A. ARMSTRONG,
OF Monongalia.
For Attorney General,
GEORGE NJ. MCCOY,
OF Tyler.
For Treasurer.
]. GARLAND HURST,
OF Jefferson.
For Judges Supreme Court Of Appeals,
JOHN w. ENGLISH,
OF Mason.
WILLIAM G. BENNETT.
OF Lewis.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
PERSONAL EFFECTS
OF the Late John A. Bingham sola
Mt Public Auction.

Mt Public Auction.
Special to the Register.
CADdZ. O., October 29.-The person.
al effects and household goods of the
renowned statesman, the late Hon.
John A. Bingham. were sold to-day at
public auction. An immense crowd,
nearly all intent on obtaining some ar
ticle as a momento. was present, and
the bidding on the silver plate, fine
china and bricabrac was very spirited.
Dan Kane. the Cadlz oil king; Mrs.
c. M. Hogg. Mrs. Jacob Erhart and
other notables, were the most extensive
purchasers. Many citizens throughout
the county fairly fell over each other
TO get some article from the historic
old home. 1t was the largest auction
ever held in the county.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

"The constitution and the
flag, one and inseparable, now
and forever.
"The flag of a republic for
ever, of an empire never"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL TICKET.

VEMVUhhIlU NAllUNAL llVAGl.
Fer President
WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN,
OF Nebraska.
For Vice President,
ADLAI EWING STEVENSON
OF Illinois.
For Presidential Electors at Large.
JOHN w. DAVIS,
OF Harrison.
D. H. LEONARD,
OF Wood.
For District Presidential Electors
First District.
JAMES B. BRENNAN.
OF Ohio.
Second District,
f. w. BROWN,
Of Jefferson.
Third District.
JOHN A. PRESTON,
OF Greenbrier.
Fourth District,
JOHN NJ. HAMILTON,
OF Calhoun.
FOR REPRESENTATIVES IN CON-
GRESS.
First District.
WILLIAM E. RAYMOND.
OF Braxton.
Second District,
THOMAS 3. DAVIS,
OF Mineral
Third District.
DAVID E. JOHNSTON.
OF Mercer.
Fourth District.
CREED COLLINS,
OF Richie.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

n. d. Posts Appointments I'm MonA.
roe County.
Rocky Point. November !. D. m.
Union. November !. p. m.
Gap Mills. November 2. 2 p m.
Lindside, November 2. ,. n
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30
SENATORIAL TICKET.
JUDICIAL TICKET.
DEMOCRATIC COUNTY TICKET.

DEMOCRATIC COUNTY TICKET
For Sheriff,
w. w. IRWIN.
For Prosecuting Attorney.
JOHN b. WILSON. -
For assessor, CITY District,
j. WILSON WHITE.
For Assessor, Country District
: MICHAEL MADDEN.
For Judge of Criminal Court.
LEWIS S. JORDAN.
House of Delegates.
CHARLES A. CAkENBAUER,
D. NJ. .THORNBURG,
ROBERT SIMPSON,
l. F. JONES.
For County Surveyor,
c. c. SMITH.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

So the Devil went back 70 bis study;
Ouoth he with wink and nod:
Sure the true way stu 70 90 Pay VIM
SIS 10 call IT the Work Of God.
-McCready Sykes, In Life
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-10-30

And he shook his sides IS he watched
Nor once did hiss soft laugh cease.
AS the Dominant Race ran lts gnasty
In he Name OF the Prince OF Peace"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1900-04-18
"a, 55 5's,;Iti'y ' i-IsIs 4
MOUNT. CAL MEL
cotton Planting I'm EaFMest Millin.
cry Display =. Lot s6f 45seEssttnE
Ifemn. y y -;

cotton Planting In EarAees-MiAlin.
ery DIsplay - Lot 6f516teEebttnE
I.sn,..1S':.. ~ \ 81
-. 9,r, i,a, ~ ia
Cotton plan ting so@msaSsd ms ss FL a essnss Ibis
morning. S.
WI. Miller ol TINS ptacs ana u A. ~ I,
Neill Of watts went
TO hear Evangellst & . 49,
j. w. Morrah ana;M ~, SoS1u Sns
important land tFaass lsass e, ~
Mrs M =. nSy nSy S1a o.ys sa.ss Scxs5s iast
opening Of milltnery ana afess 9S0Gs ssss rd
week Was saeeess - ~ ~
Rev. N. ..iS,el :, ~, ~
the eCokesonty mn
mons u tns ,sss
a Jon nsoD & q. 4 y Huckabee
and Johnsk .esrsn.s " ~ NE
MT. Carmel lchEtg 6fast p5tds 81 '..
John C. lonoaxrQf Latt "a Sls IepoIteo.
will be q candtdate foH glsistlges donors ~ y
Rev. AL Paster rson setg ed ftoM Psesbys
Ftsry 1t Atlanta iast ~ cell ~ 9n1B .el1eee Deem
QUITE sick -. 81 4 u
Inn proven ents On. hsr new .bsantif ifuk A0Ner
garden. ~: ;F,
Mrs. DR.. Carlton 3hass feturnedYI II9ns 1.,ge.,
ton, where she has been ttepGanEtlne saeas
sick for aome time. Is
T. NJ. Knox acc0mpanledS Nv ais ,D7ghtSgI.
tie daughters Belle and Maggie .woyenippe
with the Episcopalians Eaatee sapaays !.
Paul Blackwell, 6f Rock Fences ssaeotgi lei 1s
visiting relatives IN; town. Ss
Prof. VIM, r. NICK KeilArS tat ther otQprt0Wn
man J. j. McKelisf And Mn. y y: adss dtea
at Green wood last HfidaY after long a tAnees.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1900-04-18
EASTER EGG HUNTS l.,

Last Saturday afternoon happy crowd Of
little boys and girls gathered at Klugh's
the ladies' of the Methodist Church. =
Monday afternoon ariegg hunt was given by
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1900-04-18
STORES TO CLOSE AT SIX.

The Clerks Will BE Given Rest In
~, -: the Evenings.
I'VE, the undersigned, sgree to close ou1
stores at SIX O'Clock, pm., (Saturday's except
sed) from May lst to Sept. 1st, 1900: q
y Amos B. Morse.
l.. w. White,
w. Joel Smith Son,
w. D. Barksdale, (when possi6le),
JIG. Edwards, ' ~ .&t}S.
McDlll e. Lyon,
Cobb e. McDavid, -,
P. Rosenberg & Co., ..
Ellis & Aiken, -. =:
Aug. W. smith-(not Dry Goods) .
J. Miller, ..
J.E. Jones,
j. M. Wilkinson,
w. G. Chapman.
ST. TIL,
Abbeville Hardware Co. "
J. d. Kerr,
j. Allen Smith, Jr.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1900-04-18

NY special work is to look after the pre-,
soription case fill all my prescriptlons ana
see that they are delivered to your nomes Ine
promptly. NJ ilford's Drug Store fnone io'.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1900-04-18

Now is the time for lace curtains. lambre-
quins and house furnishing, table linens at
Haddon's.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1900-04-18

lO4 linen sheeting at Haddon's.
For new up-to-datc neck wear look at Had
don's.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1900-04-18

The greatest line of wash dress material can
now be seen at Haddon's.
The finest line of cigars you ever saw-Cu
leo, Figaro, Washington Irving, Roig and
Portuendo-1 cents. y special line OF 10 cents.
l2 IL cents and Is cents cigars. The Speed
Drug Co.
If you need woolen suit for:spring look at
Haddon's.
Prescriptions are filled accurately, quickly
and at moderate prices at The Speed Drug
Co. Goods delivered free at any part hl the
city.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1900-04-18

Mr.. u. W. Sylap, Jr, ana nls oIotueF, a.
thur. who have been In the employ OF tne
Southern as engineers for some time were dis
charged from their positions some time ago.
: but after q full bearing. due consideration,
explanations etc, they have both 6een @ bs,,ar sheI
gruns than before. These are good men, SOBER,
faithful and true and deserve the esteem anu
confidence (Which they have) Of their em'
ployers. -
PsETTY WOMEN = PRETTY HATS e STYLISH
COSTUMES.
On last Sunday many OF our ladies were
attired In their "New Hats and "Stynsn
Spring Costumes" and II cannot be gainsayed
beautiful, nor presented finer appearance.
This is no tiattery for the ladies, but honest
facts, which speak volumes for the ladles
"Eurporiums Of Fashion" In our city.
HOME AGAIN. III.
Conductor H. E. Neal,after pleasant visit
to mis- mother who lives at Glover. Virginia,
returned home last Sunday and Is again al
his place on the Seaboard.
DELEGATES TO THE FEDERATION OF wo-
MANS CLUB.
Abbeyille Club will be represented by Miss
Mary Hemphiil ancfMss Mamie Hill.
Warrenton, by Mrs. Frank Wilson and Miss
Maggie Brooks.
lesion where the Clubs convene.
ENTERTAINMENT WORTHY THE PATRONAGE
OF ALL.
Thursday night there will be an entertain
ment of unusual interest in the Court House
Ills to he play given by q troupe OF anna
teurs from Greenwood. Those who have seer
the performance speak we'll OF II, only the
most favorable criticisms being passed upon
both play and players: The company very
kindly give their services for nothing, anc
all of the proceeds, except the actual expen
Morris tribune., 1900-09-08
A Tip FOR The JOkERs.
Curious Man Wants to Know About
MingI1ng of Languages.

Curious Man Wants to Know About
MinglSng of Languages.
''It's funny thing" said the man
with the bad cigar, who had BEEN read
ing day before yesterdays paper.
''What's- thatg' asked the young man
with the phenomenally short coat.
''Why, the way these fellows that
write jokes for newspapers get things
tangled up," replied the first seaker.
''How is thatT asked the long leg
ged young man.
''Why, look here" continued the man
with the bad cigar warmly. Did you
ever read a Dutch joke in the papers
where two Germans are supposed to be
taking to each Other?'
"Sure l did,, said the tail young
man, yawning languidly.
"Well did you ever notice that every
time the guy that wrote the joke has
chem jabbering at each other in bro
ken English? What do you think Of
this| He picked up the paper again
and after hunting few moments read
as follows:
"Leberwurst-Heinr Wy ISIS it ven
you book beer drink yet that you want
to yump alretty?
neutrality-suspicious. it iss vonce
because die beer is nit hops filed up.
No?
Nov. that's a good thing, isn't it?"
went on the man with the bad cigar.
IF those two Germans wanted to talk
to each other, do you suppose they
would amble around in broken Eng
fish? No; they would spiel it out in
German that they both understand.
Suppose you and were in Germany
for visit and l wanted to tell you
about some sight / had seen. would
try to tell you in bum German that
neither Of us could speak or would |
talk English? They make me tired.
"But that would spoil the joke, pro
tested the tall young man.
"Huhv' snorted the other. "Some
things are too bad to spoil.''
And then the incident was considered
closed.-Chicago Chronicle.
Morris tribune., 1900-09-08
..Hungeris the Best Sauce"

Yet some people are never hungry.
Whatever they eat has to be forced
down" There is, of course, some
thing wrong with these people. By
taking Hoods Sarsaparilla short
time they are given an appetite and
then they enjoy eating and food
nourishes them. If you find your
appetite failing, just try a bottle of
Hoods. 1t is true stomach tonic
and every dose does good.
All liver ills are cured by Hoods
Pills. % cents,
When you need medicine you
should get the best that money can
buy, and experience proves this to be
Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Morris tribune., 1900-09-08
How's This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o
We the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, O. WALDING, KINNAN & MAR
WIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Q.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and muc-
Gus surfaces of the system. Price, 75c.peT
bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testi-
monials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Morris tribune., 1900-09-08
SAID ne, beginning to climb in.

Sd1u ne, beginning 10 CHILD III.
"'Sorry,' said I, but can't do it,
"tOh, hang it allv he exclaimed, ex-
cited1y. I've got to catch that train!
How much do you want to carry me
to the city?
"sWhat about that interview?
asked.
Luckily for me, the senator had
some sense of humor, and he smiled
grimly. 'All right he said, getting in.
Drive like thunder and fire away with
your questions
II had what I wanted to ask pretty
wen shaped up in my mind and began
Immediately. He answered freely
enough until came to the attitude
Of the New York gold Democrats.
~"That's a subject upon which I've
determined not to express myself he
said testify.
every WELL said l. Whoa, there,
Dobbinv and l stopped the team.
"'What are you going to do? he in
qufred.
"ET'm going to give you an oppor-
tunfty to reconsider replied.
But, great Scott. man, I'll miss my
trainr he almost shouted.
THAT'S your lookout returned
calmly. 4 agreed to take you along on"
the express condition that you give me
an interview On the financial situation,
and the question asked is essential to
the interview
81 was considerably the biggest man
physically or l think we would have
had war then and there. AS it was,
the senator swore softly for few mo-
mehts and then gave me my answer.
l Immediately whipped up the team,
and we had no further trouble. got
a first class talk and landed my pas
senger at the depot quarter of an
hour ahead Of traintime. We parted
good friends, and when we met again,
a year or so later, he shook hands cor
daily. Done anything more in the
highway robbery line? he asked. -
New Orleans Times Democrat
Morris tribune., 1900-09-08
GETTING AN INTERVIEW.
How n Wide Awake Correspondent
OutVvitted a Senator.

How n Wide Awake Correspondent
Outvitted n Senator.
"I am one of the few reporters who
ever succeeded in getting an interview
out. Of Senator -" said an cid news
paper man, naming we'll known west
ern politician, "and secured mine uR-
der very peculiar circumstances. L was
working on a certain big newspaper up
In the northeast when the senator came
to town, and the editor in chief himself
instructed me to get talk out OF him.
on the financial situation. l was
new man, anxious to please, and de-
termined to bring in that story or per-
ish in the attempt. knew the senator
was averse to talking, so didn't send
up my card, but waylaid him in the
corridor Of his hotel and he turned me
down with a jolt that Jared my very
soul The No, sirv that snapped out
of that thin Tipped, square cut mouth
Of his was as chilly as ladle Of liquid
air, and l realized fully that was up
against it, as the saying goes.
my next move was to get promi-
nent local politician to Introduce me
and say good word in my behalf
The senator cut him short. T've al
ready given this young man my an
swer,' he said, and I'd thank him not
to modest me any further That was
certainly discouraging. but didn't
give MP. The senator was leaving for
Washington that night, and l learned
that he was going to spend the after
noon visiting relative who lived at a
small village about 80 miles from town.
AS forlorn hope got on the train
and went along. When we reached the
village. he caught sight of me and fl-
vored me with a scowl of mingled
wrath and astonishment. Then he hur-
ried away, and / put in several hours
cooling my heels at the corner grocer.
had to admit that the outlook was
diSheartening.
The return train was an accom-
mediation and was due to arrive in TAI
city in time to connect with the Wash
ington limited. When we were withi2
ten miles of home, and l had practical
ly given up the chase. the ramshackie
engine ran off the track and the con-
ductor announced that we might be
stuck there all night. We were on
Gesolate unsettled prairie. but when
the train came to a standstill noticed
a countryman driving an old spring
wagon along nearby dirt road. and on
the impulse of the moment | rushed
over and chartered the outfit for $40
to take me to town. / was on the
seat. in possession, before the pas
sengers had recovered from their sur
prise and the first man to reach me
was the senator.
"Where are you goingY he asked.
"To the city, replied.
"..Well. want you to take me along.
Morris tribune., 1900-09-08
Hats were first manufactured in
England by Spaniards in 1910.
He was Fresh.

Have you any nice fresh eggs to-
dayY asked the woman with business
like ways.
Madam" answered the man, who
has just started in the grocery BUSH
ness. permit me to remind you that
nice eggs are necessarily fresh and
fresh eggs are always nice. Moreover.
if have any. have them today. Ny
possession of eggs yesterday or tomor,,
row does not in the slightest degree
affect the situation. Therefore, time
being precious to business man,
will simply content myself with reply
Ing that ] have nice eggs.'''- Washing
ton Star.