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Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1900-01-12
A Real Rantankerous Republican

In accordance with its custom Tor
the past two years, the COURIER was
started to VIM. Hudson of Brunswick
last October, he having taken unto
himself a rib or, in other words, got
married.
We, therefore. entered Mr.. Hud-
sons name on our big subscription list
for years complimentary subscrip-
ton. to this paper, but instead OF
taking our act as a kindness, Mr..
Hudson evidently regards it as an
insult to his Intelligence" or, rather,
his narrow-minded partisanlsm, which
IS only equalled by his bad orthogra-
ply, and proves beyond the perad-
venture of doubt that the gentleman
is a real rantankerous Republican.
He writes us on a postal card as fol-
lows:
Brunswick Mo Dec 20 90
| Editor Juror Sler
How (intended for who, we supposed
ordered you to send me your paper
you will do me CRATE faver to Stop
| it l woodent give cts for all the
Democrat papers in the state Never
serported one and never will SO Plese
stop it at once
VIM. HUDSON,
We hope we will not be forced to
''stop the COURIER" because we haye
sent it to Mr.. Hudson, complimentary,
for three months, although his ser
port" SO begrudgingly given, and
which his loyalty to the Republican
party will not permit him to continue
for a year, may force US to the wall
But we can't think OF stopping the
COURIER" as long as there are SC
many good citizens Of Charlton county,
many of hem sensible Republlcan s
who will insist upon reading aud pay.
ing for it Vail Mr.. Hudson 3D.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1900-01-12

Deputy Sheriff L. A. Embree came
in from Ottumwa, Iowa, Tuesday
afternoon with Tom Allen, col, a
grandson of Scott Allen Cf I-2 miles
east of Keytesville, who was arrested
on the charges of rape and incest, the
victim of his lust beng his niece, De-
lilah Allen, aged IS years at the time
the crime was committed about March
I, 1899. She gave birth to a child
about month ago. 1t was not a
case of fOrcible rape, but a rape In the
eyes of the law because the girl was
under IA years of age When taken
before Justice VIM. P. Jared Wednes-
day afternoon, Allen waived formal
arraignment, pleaded not guilty, and
in default of S.. 900 bond was com.
mitted to jail to await the result of his
preliminary trial which was set for
next Monday 3@b 'Fhe warrant
for Aliens arrest was sworn out by
his uncle, Polk Allen. Tom left here
three or four months ago.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1900-01-12

Ward T. and John o. Swan,
brothers, were arraigned in Justice G.
". Cunnlngham's court at Brunswick
last Friday, Ward T. to answer to the
dual charges of carrying concealed
weapons and felonious assault, and
John O. to plead to the accusation Of
felon1ous assault. Ward T. was tried
by jury for the ofense of carrying
concealed weapons, found guilty and
fined $50 and costs. He took an ap-
peal to circuit court. In the feloni-
Gus assault cases the defendants both
waived formal arrangement, pleaded
not guilty and gave bond in the sum
of $2oo, each, to appear before the
grand jury, George Staubus and Chas.
M. Lester signing their bonds as Sc
curities. The Swan brothers fractured
the laws of the state by getting into a
quarrel and fight with Leonard l..
Lentz because Lentz' horses had been
tresspassing on the Swan boys premi-
ses and destroying corn in the crib.
When the Swans and Lentz met, a war
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1900-01-12

The Welch-Littler feud up near
Pee Dee broke out afresh Wednesday
afternoon. Mrs. n. B. Welch re-
ceived an insulting letter Wednesday,
and, believing that Ben Litter wrote
it, she armed herself with a pistol and
went over to Littler's home, about a
quarter of a mile distant, for the pur-
pose of shooting Litter, but when she
got there she learned that Ben was
out at the barn. and started for the
barn, but was overtaken by Littler's
brolher-in-law, Edmond Welch, and
the pistol wrenched from her grasp.
Her lusty screams soon brought her
husband to Ter rescue, and he picked
up an ak as he passed the wood.pile.
Ben Littler saw WeIch coming, ran
into the house and reappeared with a
shotgun and pistol. He opened Ere
on Welch, five shot entering his right
hand and one taking effect in the
chin. Litter then leveled the pistol
and fred at Welch and shot eff the
third finger Of his left hand None of
the wounds are serious. No arrests
have been reported up to the time the
COURIER goes to press.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1900-01-12

In the matter of the estate of c. NJ.
and Hoppy J. Woods; 1t appearing
to the court that there has been de-
posted in the Bank of Mendon the sum
of $I47, to the credit of Dempsey &
O'Shaughnessy. the attorneys for the
guardians of c. M. and Hoppy J.
Woods, persons of unsound mind, and
it further appearing that the guar
dian of c. a. Woods is now deceased,
it is ordered that the said Dempsey
& O'Shaughnessy pay over to M. w.
Anderson, administrator of the estate
of Thos. E. Mackay, said deceased
guardian of C. M. Woods, one-haf of
said dep osit, and to N. w. Roberts,
guardian of said Hoppy J. Woods, the
other half Of said sum of STAY.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1900-01-12
The Criminal Calendar.

Oscar Wiley, better known as
'Steeple Jack" who was arrested last
week on the charge of stealing a wag
on and team from Lewis Jones of
near Triplett, was discharged when his
case was called in Justice C. w. Cnn-
ningham's court at Bruins wick Tues
day, there not being sufficient evil
dence to convict him.
Mrs. Elvina Jackson was tried by a
jury in Justice S. w. Smiths court at
Westville last Saturday for disturbing
the peace of Miss Willie Rutledge, a
school marm, and was fined S. and
costs, The defendants fine and costs
amounted to something over $27,
which she made arrangements to pay.
The trouble arose over Miss Rutledge's s
attempt to make a daughter of Mrs.
Jackson quit chewing gum in school.
When informed of the "indignity'' Of
fered her daughter, Mrs. Jackson
donned her war paint and went to the
school-house with the avowed purpose
of giving the teacher a thrashing
The irate mothers arrest followed
with the result given above
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1900-01-12
Probate Pointers

Boyd Turner, administrator of the
estate Of Jennette Turner, hles notice
Of final settlement; same continued.
L. H. Herring, administrator Of
estate of c. ]. Turner, files petition
praying to lease real estate to pay
debts; order made to lease all land,
not a part of homestead, for a period
not exceeding two years.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1900-01-12

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The Delta independent., 1900-05-18

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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27
A HERoINE's UNDoING.
when Her Masquerade Was Discov.
cred She Was HOnored by
Gen. Washington.

Deborah Sampson, who enlisted in
the Connecticut army as Robert Shurt-
left. was one Of the most dashing and
brave fighters for the cause of liberty.
She enlisted in a Massachusetts, regi-
ment and served three years before il
was known that the brave soldier was a
woman. "She was taken i'll in Phila-
delphia," says a writer In Ladies Home
Journal, "and the hospital nurse had
pronounced her dead, but slight
gurgling attracted the doctors atten-
ton; he placed his hand over her heart,
and, finding 10 his surprise an inner
waistcoat tightly COMPRISING her
breast, ripped it open. She was imme-
diatelv removed 10 the matron's apart
ments, where everything was done for
her comfort. The commanding officer
upon learning that his aid was wom-
an granted her an honorable dis
charge. and presented her with a letter
from Washington commencing a.
services. The humble soldier STOOD ue-
fore him with shining eyes filled with
tears and thanked him many lhea'
begging him to ask that her fellow-sol-
diers be told, and tina he ask them TO
tell him II she had done aught that was
unbecoming a woman. This was done
and her comrades and officers declared
their respect for her was unbounded.
Upon her honorable discharge from the
army she returned to her mothers
home. striving 70 escape the ealumny
which followed her singular career.
After Gen. Washington became presi-
dent he wrote a most cordial letter TO
Mrs. Gannett Deborah sampson-she
having married in the meantime), in
wiling Robert shurtleff' TO visit him.
She accepted and was treated with the
greatest honors by the president and
residents Of Washington
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27

Letters recently written from the
Blumenau district in southern Brazil,
where there are about $1,000 Germa u
settlers. describe life there as abso-
lutely patriarchal. There is pracica.-
ly no crime in the community. Every
body is working hard to develop the
natural wealth Of the country and the
immigrants are both wen TO do and vir-
tuous. Thus far they have gotten
along very well without gas. electricity
or telephones. They receive the news
Of the world only in foreign papers,
they are rarely visited by outsiders,
and have absolute faith in one another.
There is only one prison in the dis
trict, and though its jailer receives a
fair salary his position is a sinecure.
In the past FIVE years there has been
only one inmate Of the prison. There
are several hotels. bat in most Of them
there are no locks on the doors, and no
one dreams OF locking his door when
this appliance is provided When hun
gry folk enter the restaurants they
find liberal supply and variety Of eat
ables spread out on the counters. Each
nelps himself 10 what he desires and
81 the end Of his meal deposits the
money he owes at the cashiers desf
The Germans seem TO have created an
other Arcadia in the southern part o.
Brszil.-N. y. sun.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27
ATHENS GOLDEN AGE.
Enjoyed Freedom and
Culture.

During the golden age of Athens
when the ashes of her illustrious law.
giyer had long been at rest in his native
Isle for Scion was an Athehian but by
adoption), the daughters of the elias.
sic city enjoyed more freedom thar
they in earlier days. Husbands when
they went from home often took thei1
wives along with them, but from 6
moral point of view il was not always
the best of society into which they
were thus introduced. The house OF
the celebrated Aspasia, the mistress OF
Pericles, was a favorite resort of even
the wisest and highest cultured of the
citizens of Athens. This remarkable
woman was noted, not only for her
beauty, but for her talents, and fo1
the elevation to which she had at.
tanned in learning. The unfortunate
class to which she belonged was then
the only class of women in Athens
that enjoyed freedom and culture
Whether from a desire to heighten
their charms by means of knowledge
of divine philosophy" or from a genu.
inc love of learning, many of them fire.
quented the schools and the company
Of philosophers and studied mathemat.
les and other sciences, says the West
minister Review.
Their personal beauty often made
them the chosen models of painters
and sculptors, and the themes of Ii
centious poets, and, as we have already
said, Aspasia, who was at the head,
welded such powerful influence over
even the best and wisest men that they
resorted to her house as to a lecture
room, accompanied by their wives
They evidently wished the latter to
profit by the learned and brilliant con.
versation Of the gifted eourtesan, who
az least had taught them that the life
Of ignorance and seclusion to which
they doomed their women was that
which was least calculated to develop
their mental powers and render them
congenial companions. The corrupt
condition Of society, however, may be
inferred from the fact that such WON.
en- occupied a prominent, almost a
leading, position in it, and indeed at
this period the golden age Of Greek
art and literature, learning, luxury
and vice, were equally dominant in the
eyes and light Of Greece" as her pane.
gyrists called Athens.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27
THE AMERICAN INVASION.
A Fair Participant in Europe DE-
seribes the Trip as a Reg
uIar Whirl.

An American girl writing TO Lon
don paper Of the invasion Of Europe
by United States tourists describes
their advent in England in this wise
Eve come by all ships that run, from
the stately Oceanic to the dieky cattle
carrier which lands us after ten days
Of odoriferous passage. Some Of us
who have been in IL in Wall street
travel on the promenade deck for s5OO
each; some 90 seeond-class, and very
GOOD il is. too, and many of us come
with one Of those specially-conducted
tours. which defy description. You
nav your money and they give you no
choice. You get packed into the ship,
and like the man in states prison, you
become a number. At Liverpool or
Southampton they herd you into the
railroad train. which is perhaps the
most interesting item in the trip, be-
csuse II is so funny. Then they rattle
Won through London in long brakes,
souse you through ST. Paufs esthe-
dral. and hardly give you time to
scratch your name on the gravestone
~ oliver Goldsmith before you find
Yourself al Kenilworth and stratford
.n5 Canterbury and the Peak Of Der
bvsbire and Edinburgh. and then you
are hurled across the channel to France
and through the exposition like a rush
n mad dogs. so that before YOU again
recover consciousness you find your
self again in New York. with police
man grabbing you by the collar and
telling YOU 70 Move on. there; don
tiock W the sidewalk!
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27
The Reward of virtue.

Employer have noticed, Mr.. John
son, that you, of all the clerks, seem TO
put your whole life and soul into your
work; that no detail is too small to
escape your critical attention, no hours
too long TO cause you TO repine.
Clerk joyfully) sir
Employer-And so. Mr.. johnson,
am forced to discharge you at once.
1t is such chaps as you that go out and
start rival establishments after they
have got the whole thing down pat
Judge,
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27
A working Basis.

81 want to marry your daughter"
said Foxey.
Have you spoken 10 her yetg'
asked the father.
mo" replied the suitor. you see,
I want to get your refusal, so that ]
will have something to work on. -
Philadelphia North American.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27
UnsaueIchabIe.

$50 that tiresome woman in the next
street still visits you"
in spite Of everything. ! have
snubbed her all dared, even 10 not OF
fering her a chair"
"And she"
"The next time she brought a fold
ing CHARM. Y. World.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27
kETRGL VERMONT RAILWAY.
Corrected 70 sept. -, 1880.
GOING SOUTH

GOlNd SOUl
Trains leave Randolph ~ fellows
30 n. MI.
Nh Express for Boston and sll New
d rgland points. Sleeping cars for Boz
r.. VIA Lowell, also for Springfield, run
&aly, sundays included.
D IL n. MI.
M N for Worcester, Boston and SevYork
q nraan parlor car 10 Boston and White
river Junction 20 Nev York.
Do H. MI.
i united Express for Boston. and for New
=fork. vis Springfield or New London.
Pullman Buffet parlor car 70 Boston.
4 Through coach 10 Springfield.
pa H. MI.
D .AsenFsr for Windsor.
GOING NORTH.
DO a. MI.
.sgki Express for Montreal, 0gdensburg,
|Rishford. Ottawa and the West. Sleeping
|tr 70 Montreal daily.
Pc a. MI.
Passenger for ST. Adams, Montreal, 0g'
en-, burg and Richiord, connecting NJ
Gxser Junction with Express for Troy,
albany and New York.
IA II. M.
Nal and sxpress train for Darlington,
cambridge Junction. 81. Adams. Rich
"a and Montreal. Pullman PAFlor car
, Montreal.
10 r. MI.
|Ertrsss for Montreal. Pullman Par tr
Oar to Montreal. and Pullman sleepire
Gar 70 Chicago. Connects a. -, Al
sns for Rouses Point, Norwood and Ok
|rsnsburg
FITzHUGH, Vice President and Gent
tSger.
\ CUMMINGS, Gen'l Passenger Agt.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27
Obedience.

katie" said her mother, with
some sternness, put that book away.
You are too young TO read romances
Besides this is Sunday. If you want
something TO read, take your Bible. a"
At the end of half an hour Katie's
silence became oppressive.
What are you doing, Katie?"
I'm reading the beautiful romance
of Esther in the Bible. That's what
I'm doing Chicago Tribune.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27

Z,bsrbood ought always to bring
;nsss But il is often the begin
| n lifelong unhappiness. As pre-
N for motherhood, and as a pre-
= n the ills so often following
,n;tv Or. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
4 In has been hailed as a nGod-send
l omen . II heals diseases peculiar
-.meu tones up the system, makes
{erhood practically painless, and es-
4 No. the sound health which insures
khy children.
4. ,;,gtbe past year found myself pregnant
4 --Sidiy falling health writes Mrs. W J.
4 u Uiu Dale Farm, lEnoshurR Center.
- n II suffered dreadfully from bloat
u r-iuary difficulty was growing per
L. ecker each day and suffered much
4 -.in al times felt that something must
- sought your advice and received a
r. r.oiy ! took twelve bottles Of Or
10. psyorite Prescription, and also followed
[inaructions. ! began 70 improve imnedi-
nv health became excellent, aud ] could
riy own work I'VE live on q good sized
walked and rode all ! could and en-
H. ] Rad a short easy confinement and
healthy baby boy
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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27

Lady-It seems to me these berries
are rather small.
Pedler I'm sure they have got their
full growth, ma'am.
Lady-Well. I'm sure your quart
boxes haven't got theirs.-Chicago
Daily News
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27

"oh, feel a thousand years old, she
sighed.
WELL" he said, you look at least
90"
And then she sngrily declared that
she would never speak to him again
Chicago Times-Herald
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27
All in one Dae.

There was young woman named Mae
or, rather, she spelled It that wac
But her pa she called paw.
And her ma she called nav,
And in other ways was such Jael
indianapolis Press.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27

Theophilus Human nature il no
problem if you go by whist-principles
Theodore What do you mean?
Theophilus Why, if man 5 long
suited in some characteristics he is
bound TO be short-suited in others
Puck.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-09-27

It's about an even thing between
man and the orange peel. Sometimes
the man throws the orange peel into
the gutter, and sometimes the orange
peel throws the man into the gutter.
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