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WILL S. SIMONS
Pearl Street, Boulder.

To TRADE-New piano for good
horse. Bently &, Craig 1911 Pearl St.
at
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nUNTTCJ MORTGAGE MONEY, see
UNI IL J. WILHELA HAAA. Cheney BIZ

Sizes Doesn't indicate quality. Beware
of counterfeit and worthless salve offered
for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. De-
Wits is the only original an infallible
cure Tor piles and all skin diseases.
Chas. T. Gilbert.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-01-23

F. B. Thrkield, Health Inspector Of
Chicago. says. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
cannot be recommended too highly. 1t
cured me of severe dyspepsia. 1t digests
what you eat and cures indigestion, heart
burn and all germs of dyspepsia. Chas.
T. Gilbert.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-01-23

food men OF the World have issued
20 circulars asking for information
erning Robert Allen. the Longmont
Ter, and member of that order whose
bpearance several weeks ago was
= in thess columns.
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FOR SALE-An independent telephone
line and apparatus with two sets of trans
uniting and receiving instruments Call
on or address w. H. Allison. First Ma
tlonal bank, city.
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nee the dear girls have read Janice
edith," poor pater familias has to
nit to the endearing sobriquet.
Ida"
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Denver, January q.
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pewez,s Allegea Candidacy.

We do not know that the conditions
have changed since Admiral Dewey
most empnadcally announced that un-
der no circumstances would he be a
candidate for the presidency. His. re-
ported expressions to correspondent
OF the New York World, that he has de-
cided to rescind his former determine
tion,and that this decision Is through the
assurances that have come to him lately
from his countrymen that he would
make an acceptable candidate. do not
exactly read like the Admiral Dewey
we were first acquainted with. II this
interview is authentic it will be a sad
day for the admiral when he places
himself ''in the hands Of his frlends'-
political friends who win have no posi-
BILE use for him except to benefit them
selves through his popularity. But Ad-
mlral Dewey will find that his popular
ity as the hero Of Manila Bay will be of
an entirely different character from
that OF a candidate for the presidency
We do not know what influences have
worked on the admiral. and we would
be sorry to know that the social ambl-
lions OF n woman have inspired this
change in the man. One thing is GER
tain. however. there has been no upris-
ing of tine populace as one man de-
handing that he shall be their candi-
date. Besides the only open door" to
the presidency for him would be
through the pleasure Of the Bryan
Democracy. which meets in Kansas
City. There is certainly no room for
him at the top In the Republican party.
II It is a shrewd move on the part of
the Democrats to use Dewey
as club to kill OF Bryan.
We can see in It the desperate
straits to which that party have been
driven. But even II they succeed in
driving Bryan OF the platform. much
OF 1t will SIN remain that will be repug-
nant to the thinking people Of the coun-
try. II Dewey should run as the Demo-
cratic candidate he will be a worse
whipped man than II Bryan were al the
head OF the ticket. Really we sympa-
thize with the admiral and think he Is
making the mistake OF his life. How
ever, We are not sufficiently convinced
that he has been reported accurately,
Let US trust, for his sake, that ne has
not.
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members or his cabinet left Richmond
for Dsnville on Sunday. April ?. 1866.
but the lat OF the Confederate troops
did not withdraw until Monday morn
ing. the Bro. AS they crossed siayo's
bridge" says the Dispatch. ''the ad-
vance guard OF the opposing army
entered. coming up through Fulton. and
thence marching up Main street to the
Capitol Square.
The tobacco warehouse had already
been fred and the wind blowing from
the southeast drove the flames from
them across Cary street to Main. Not
until hundreds Of houses had been de-
stroyed were the flames stayed by the
combined Efforts OF federal soldiers and
citizens. 4
4 Some few marks Of that great confia-
grafton yet remain. but for the most
part "the burned district" is but a mem
DRY with elderly people and tradition
with the younger generation. New
bridges, new railroad depots, new
warehouses. and new stores have taken
the, places Of those that crumbled into
ashes on that fateful day"
But the rejoicing Of the north was
destined to be turned into the profound
est grief that ever stirred the hearts OF
u. frea people. Just eleven days after
the fall OF Richmond President Lincoln
was most cruelty murdered by fanatic
with southern sympathies, who thought
he was doing the south service. In
this he was woefuly mistaken. for the
strongest condemnation OF his act came
from those who had been contending
against the government Lincoln repre-
scented. Time has happily softened the
asperitles Of that hour OF darkest TRACE
dy, and the covenant OF eternal Union
has been sealed by another war which
has forever cemented a friendship tha5
never should have been strained.
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The Old Deguerreotype.

Up in the attlc found them, locked in the
cedar chest,
Where the fowered gowns lie folded which
once were brave us the best;
And, ike the queer old jackets and the
waIstcO1ts gay with stripes,
They tell OF a wornout fashion-these old
daguerreotypes'
Quaint little folding cases, fastened with
tiny hook,
Innings OF purple and veIvet, odd little
frames OF gold,
Circling the faded faces brought from the
days OF old.
Grandpn and grandma. taken ever 50 long
Grandam S' bonnet a marvel, grnndpa's col
Mother iat a = tiny iy" fodder with rings on her
baby hands.
pnintCd-lest none should notlcc-in gilt
tering gildsd bands
Aunts and uncles and cousins, n s,archy
and stlI array.
Lovers and brides then blooming, but now
so wrinlSled and gray;
Out through tho misty glasses they gaze
AZ mo sitting here. ,,
Cponing tho quaint old cases with smile
that is half tear
7 viii smile no more. little plctures, for
hr.trtlesa Il was, IN truth,
To DRAG 10 tho cruel daylight these ghosts
Of a vanished youth.
Go bnclt to your cedar chamber, your
gowns and your lavender,
And dream mid their bygonc grnccg, Of
tho wonderful DAYS that were
From the Saturday Evening Post
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Effect Of the European Coal Famine.
The coal famine in Europe is not
abatlng one whit of Its seventies. Ac-
eardIng to a recent dispatch the price
Of English coal has risen from TO II
shlllings t, 20 and 30 shilllngs. As a
consequence the Austrian-Lloyds
steamship Company. has been Obliged
TO largely increase It's freight tariff.
The change in rates. having already re-
ceiyed the sanction OF the Austrian
minister Of commerce, has already gone
into effect. When Austria entered into
a contract to pay a large subsidy to the
Austrian Lloyds Steamship Company
Cthe subsidy exceeding Sl,iOOO0O per
year, certain rights were reserved by
the government as to the maximum
rates that should be charged upon GER
tain products carried. The British am
bassador at Vienna reports that the
difference In the coal bill Of the Aus
trian-Lloyds line alone will amount to
100000 crowns, or more than 100000.
during the current year II prices remain
as at present
That this condition Is lIlselyto serious
Iy restrict the expectation Of the manu-
featured products Of Austrla-and the
same condition IS general all over Eu-
rope-cannot be doubted. That the gov
eminent recognizes this is shown In the
fact that sugar. Brentwood furniture.
beads and matches arc specifically ex-
empted from the increased freight
rates Sugar. in the expectation OF
which Austria pays n bounty. as does
France, Germany and other European
nations. constitutes about one half the
cargocs carried to the far cast In the
ships OF the Austrian-Lloyd line. and
an increase in the freight charged on
that commodity might close the Aslatlc
markets to Austria.
The vital interest to America In tho
situation with respect to coal that now
obtans in European countries is found
in the general belize that this country
IS alone capable OF supplying tho
worlds increased demand for coal. The
rise in the rate charged for coal will
enable sailing ships to better compete,
for the time being at least with steam
ships, and to an extent the large New
England 3chooncrs viii derive a benefit
from the great demand for coal now
prevalent all over Eurupc But were
there such an lnducement offered for
the operation Of American ships In thc
foreign trade by cur government US Is
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THE INTELLIGENCER.
wnEELING. APRIL 5, 1000.
The State University.

It's a source OF deep regret that the
dissensiors in the faculty OF tho Uni
yerslty, which have been whispered
about for the past year, have culml-
mated In the recommendation by Presi-
dent Raymond. In his annual report to
the board OF regents. for the dismissal
of five professors, whom he charges
with incompetency and disloyalty to the
head Of the institution.
That house divided against Itself
must fall is not only scripturally true.
but logical verify. The Intelligencer
has refralned from giving voice to the
various rumors that have reached 1t
with regard to a state of Instruction
that is alleged to have prevailed in the
government Of the Institution, and the
many harsh criticisms that have been
made against President Raymond's ad-
ministrauon, for the reason that any
extended discussion OF the affairs Of the
institution from that point OF view
would tend to lnjure its usefulness and
mar its fair fame.
1t appears. however, that situation
exists thas must be met unlnnuenced by
fear o. favor, The merits OF the case
have not developed sufficiently to war
rant decided expression Of opinion
o=e way or ;hc other. but the Intelligent
Ger urges tho regents to make the most
searching inquiry into the causes which
have conspired to bring about the pres
ent unhappy state. and apply the most
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nRiehmond Has Fallsn!g

Thirty-hve years ago, April .. the
north was thrilled by the cry "Rlch-
mond has TALENT" No one OF the pres
emit generation can imagine how much
that meant to the people who were con-
tending in armed conflict FOR the pre-
servatlon Of the Union as 1, stands in
all It's glorious integrity and property
to-day. "Richmond has TALENT" was a
yerltabIc cry out OF the Wilderness. but
not OF distress. Neither was II n song
OF exuitatlon. but hymn OF praise to
the God OF battles who gave strength to
the Union arms, and through them
bringing to an end the awful fratroci-
dal hostIlItias.
The Richmond Dispatch in referring
to the anniversary OF the event recalls
the fact that President Davis and the
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nnafness CANNOT III Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inhamed con-
ditlon OF the mucous lining OF the Eus-
tachian Tube. When this tube gets
Inflamed you have a rumbllng sound or
imperfect hearing. and when 1t is en-
tIrely closed deafness Is the result and
unless the Inflammation can be taken
out and this tube restored to its nor
NAL condition hearing will be destroyed
forever: nine cases out of ten are
caused by catarrh. which is nothing but
an inaamed condition OF the mucous
surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness Caused by Ca
tarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars,
free. FL. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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M1D-w1NTER EXCURSIONS

To Washington and Baltimore at
Very Low Rates, Via Baltimore &
Ohio Railroad.
The Baltimore & Ohio railroad has
made arrangements for a series o. pop
ular Mld-wInter Excursions to Wash
ington and Baltimore. at One Fare for
the Round Trip. allowing ten day limit
on tickets, including date Of sale These
excursions will be run on February Is
and April u. 1900 Tickets will be
good going on regular trains Of the
above dates and good to return on reg
ular trains within ten days, including
date OF sale.
Do not miss these splendid opportu-
mites TO visit the National Capital dur
ing the session OF Congress. Call on T.
c. Burke, Agent Baltimore & Ohio Rail-
road, for full information.
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The total destruction by fire yaster-
day afternoon OF the mammoth auditor
Ium at Kansas City. in which the Dem
ocratIc national convention was to have
been held July 4. presents a dilemma
that may either cause the transfer of
the convention to another city or post
pone the date OF meeting. Western
people. however are full Of grit, and as
they have over two full months and n
half to replace the structure destroyed,
a fine edlaee may possibly rise on the
ashes Of the old one.
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WHEELING DAILY INTELLIGENCE. THURSDAY APRIL 1900

offered by other governments to their
merchant ships in the foreign trade,
this new condition would be Of untold
permanent benefit to the country. II Is
expected mere that thess conditions VIII
lead to an early consideration OF the
pending shipping bill, its friends pre-
dieting It's passage at the present sss-
sion.
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A story Is told by the New York Sun,
which is SC good that it ought to be
true--of how William Lloyd Garrison,
Of Boston. an Aguinaldist second in
prominence only to Edwin Atkinson, re-
Gently read an essay on Patriotism"
before the pupils OF q public school and
afterward asked which OF the children,
after hearing his little article. could de-
fine patriotism, and how one boy re-
piled that he could. and did so thus:
ITO hate your country, and feel salts
ned"
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TRY ALLENS FOOT EASE

pevatr TO bc shaken into tho shoes
Your foot feel swollen, nervous and hot,
and nj tired easily, n yoi have snartlag
rect ID. tifyht shoes. fEy Aliens Foot-EaHe
Ia coolB tho Zee; and makes walking ctfy.
Ctrc4 swollen. swc1tlr- feet. lnErnwIng
nails. bl!etart and Callous spu;a Relieves
ct-nf and bgniorg ~ Hll rain anl rlNrs
NH drt,.rf-ists aud shoe r'0r or go Trial
pickucc FREE hdef o., Allen 8 DIM
Stcd. ~ Rov, X. Y. tth&s
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REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

Leave anything to the lawyers and
they'll never leave anything to you.
Midnight has two sides; one is made
to go to bed on and the other is made to
stay up with.
A g!Tps idea OF real rude man is
one that doesn't look at her after the
first glance.
A woman can remember some of the
things her husband wrote TO her Just
before they were married longer than
she can remember her own name.
Every young mother whose baby is
having teeth has got some fool icea
that some old woman has told her
about giving 1t castor oil and rubbing
its gums with a bone.-New York
Press,
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The grand jury of Franklin county,
kentucky, to investigate the conspiracy
charges against Republican state Off
Gals. and which is now in session. is
composed of nine Goebelltes and two
Republicans, and a Brown Democrat.
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The Louisville Courier-Journal peril
nently suggests that it is not so much
the Beers that ex-Assistant Secretary
OF the Interior Webster Davis expects
to help as Webster Davis himself. The
presumption is not at all violent.
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The Irish heart is truly chivalrous
where woman is concerned. While
Irishmen refuse to honor what Queen
Victoria represents as the head of the
state, they cautiously recognize her
individuality as a good motherly Chris
tan woman.
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Senator woodward is simply sweeping
the country for Congress. Every county
in the district is sending enthusiastic
greetings. Roane county blood. bone.
sinew and brains is in the race to win.
A number OF counties will vote solid for
woodward. because he is the ablest
vote getter before the people.-Roane
Record.
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Hon. NJ. a. Kendall. our state treas
urer, and a very active candidate for
the Republican nomination. for Con-
gross in this district, is in the city. Mr..
Kendall feels exceedingly encouraged
over the canvass he has so far made,
and well he may. for his candidacy Is
being looked on with favor by many vo-
tiers OF this distrlct.-Parkersburg
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Piano Bargains.

We offer as bargains this week one
Krell Plano. walnut case. in fine condl-
ton, one McEwen Piano. ebonlzed
case In good condition CAN and see
them and you VIII admit that they nre
them. F. w. BANNER co.
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Work on the rapid transit tunnel In
New York city has already been stop
ped by strike. This is not a very fiat
tering prospect for public improve
ment that win take years to complete.
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advent Of spring.

Deep in the eager lovers voice.
When, like n mufied bell,
He to the object Of his choice
a tale OF love doth tell.
Deep in the early robins lay,
As he the blue bird grOets,
But deeper still, tits said to say
Is mud upon our streets.
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FAmILY WASHING.

Rough Dry Washed. SEARCHED and
Dried B cents per pound.
Flat Work, Washed and Ironed, s
cents per pound.
An hand work finished 10 cents
per pound. Mt LUTZ BROS,
Home Steam Laundry,
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II Mr.. Sheldon wants to achieve a
bigger failure than the last one, let him
try his hand at running political cam
paigns on Christian principles.-Philip-
pI Plain Dealer.
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FRANK z. scR0GGiNs, Zoe.
CEALED PROPOSALS FOR REMovH
- OF GARBAGE.
Public Building, City Clerks once
MHEELlNlf. ". Va, Apnl 1 w

Public Building, City Clerks ono.
WHEELING, W. Va, April l. IN
Sealed proposals will be received q =
office OF the city clerk until Wedncs1a.s
at 1 o'clock p. m, for the renoyai, q q 1! :
kitchen garbage and ofLal from Wilhh Z! y
limits OF the city OF Wheeling t9s Z
tFenty-four months commencing %
first day Of May, 1900. and ending on
Goth day OF April. 1902. -.
Proposals to be addressed TO the CaNi
man OF the Committee on Healh,
marked on the envelope PROPOSES :
the Removal OF Garbage" with the n
OF the bidder thereon.
Bond being required, the biddG y
state the names OF bondsmen Wnpa
offers
~ 500 THos. o'BRIEN, Jfs
an5 City Cisfk
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The 1ntelIigencar extends its fettcita-
lions to the Hon. John Dalzell, of Pitts
burgh, on his denomination by accla-
nation for Congress.
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Tickets 10 all parts OF the world. Also
Cooks tours to Paris, si4j to 1855, which
include all expenses.
j. q. TONfLINsON. Agent.
Pennsylvania Station, Eleventh street
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Point Peasants police have had very
little to do this year. The arrests have
been very rare and thepopulations seems
to be behaving itself in very exem-
plary way. 1t is doubtful IL there is a
town in the country where there is so
little disorder as there is here.-Point
Pleasant Register.
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April is not behaving in mannar to
gain the confidence Of the people.
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trhe 1NTELLIGENCER. embracing its
several editions. Is entered in the POST
ONCE at Wheeling. W. Va. as second
class matterj
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STATE SETTINGS.

Candidates are beginning to move
round right sharply in this part. They
all seem to think they will wIn.-Rav-
enswood News.
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NEW ADvERT1sENpr..

NJ A.NTED-YOU TO KNOW -,
" keep choice Cut Flower .ti5At /
Az kinds o. Funeral Dsslvr.A ~ ~
DIEckaANS. l9e Market s: Ses !9aS
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DOR RENT-SToRE ROOM ~
~ Twelfth street 9lcIain BiS,,sA0 !
loeation.in The city. Enquire y X n q
Lam! Ian, oang's Pharmacy. Chapllsos. y
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sou uF III ubblSASf '"N'
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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ItlEPRoN uNBtRS
tdao,isIROOms ... SAB eoanti'a ROOM S77
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-06

The Advertising Trait-saThat actress
eyes are like diamonds" -Oh, no: she
wouldn't want to lose them. ''-Philadel-
plia Bulletin.
Dear Prince" cabled Croker to Wales
as Hill went down in the fracas, y
have taken another Philadelphia
North American.
trees. do not bear fruit In what way
are the others useful?" Pupil-"They'r re
good to climb. Puck.
Rather different-Mrs. sportleigh-
when you went hunting, Philip, what
did you pay the guide?' SportIeigh
(absentlyl-''Do you mean for wages or
game? ''-Harper's Bazaar.
IT can't see,'' said the shoe clerk. ~why
Scotchman should say haze for
have ;, 1T is his economical DISPOSE
ton. He saves a " every time he does
So" said the Cheerful Idiot-Indianapoli
Press
rible idea" Browne-"what is It? An
Internal machine?' Towne-sIt's in
fernal. sure enough. He proposes to set
some of Browning's poems to Wag-
neI's music. ''-Philadelphi Press.
The two men had talked for time in
the train Are you going to hear Bar
kins lecture tonight?" said one YES
returned the other. Take my advice
and don't. I hear that he is an awful
bore. . 7 must 60" said the other. I'm
Barkins. Tit Bits
The New War Play.-Hamphat- En-
gagged yet for next season. 'sFut1itesz
Yes, I go out with a road company in
a new war drama" Hamphat-ss Comedy
part21 Futlites-'Double up. I play the
comic corporal in the first act and chair
man of the investigating commission in
the 1ast.'-Philadelphia Press
'"They say the wife of Ii Hung Chang
has 1000 gowns Most of them tea
gowns. of course.''-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Perhaps Not-"The husband of the
Dowager Empress, of course, is dead
"Oh, WE'LL I suppose he doesn't object to
that. Puck.
Papa, what is the vain pomp and
glory of this world? % MY son, it's the
things we preach against when we don't
succeed in getting them."-Life.
Edith-'sUncle George. is it a painful
operation when a man has his leg pull
ed2 And do they take anything2'' I'm
Gle George-.'Gas is usually administer
ed, believe. Boston Transcript.
Midsummer Research-"I haven't been
down to the office for three days"
''Sick2'' No; my family are going away
and I've been helping them find the keys
70 the trunks.''-Chicago Record.
Somebody to Fan Back on.-..Dickie.
hated to whip you. but you are so bad