The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1900-09-05

"I'm sure it's pleasant to be told
there are not rattlesnakes in all the
gardens" she said, with pretty
smile, "but my cousin wrote not long
ago that he had seen over forty wig
vans in one little village. Perhaps"
she added, as her companion made no |
immediate reply, "the wigwams are
not as venomous as rattlesnakes, ere
they?'
When you speak to person look |
him in the face.
= The wise farmer never harrows
the feelings of his wife.
= Beer fills many bottle-and the
bottle fills many a bier.
Carpenters are like circumstances
when they alter cases.
Much that passes for wit owes
its humor to it's absurdity.
= The love of tho truth is the foun-
dation Of all good character.
- Eating ones, own words is GER
tainly and indigsstible effort.
-Quack doctors are probably so
called because Of their bills.
- A dollar in the pocket is better
than hundred in expectation.
II So long ss we want what we get,
we shall never get what we want.
- The more reasonable woman is
the less reason she has for being 80.
- Good company and good CONVEX
sation are the very sinews of virtue.
- A cattle syndicate has a perfect
right to water its stocks occasionally.
When you have charitable feel
ing you should feel in your pocket.
book.
~ The whip may be used in the
circus ring, but not in the wedding
ring.
"A bachelor says that women laugh
when they can and weep when they
will.
- One man may teach another to
speak, but no man can teach another
to think.
= Adversity is the sieve of friend
ship used to separate the wheat from
the chaff.
- 1t 10 very seldom that you see
two-legged camel that can run as
gracefully as q woman.
= Success with woman generally
means knowing what to say and then
knowing enough not to say it.
= "huu man goes to church With
his wife more than once a month it is
said that he ''fairiy worstlips her."
- No girl can possibly look uncon-
cerned the first time she appears in
public with an engage ment ring on
her finger.
= It is strange fact that the right
hand, which is more sensitive to the
touch than the left, is less sensitive
than the latter to the effect Of heat or
cold.
: Tho juice Of lemon in hot water
on awakening in the morning is an
excellent liver corrective, and for
stout women is better than any anti
fat medicine ever invented.
"You know, Maria" he said, II
think every child shows in some way
in what calling it is most likely to
succeed in after years. "Do you
think so? Then we'd better make a
real estate man of our Willie. can't
keep him out Of the dirt"
A hound was purchased in Mis-
souri, and shipped in closed express
car to ranch in Kansas. In a day
or two it was missing. Investigation
proved that it had gone back to it's
Missouri home, over distance of 500
miles, on road entirely unknown to
the dog.
- The speed of hawk or gull on
the wing is almost incredibly great.
One Of the swiftest hawks could make
q circle round the smoke stack Of To-
comotive travelling 60 miles an hour,
while gull has often been known to
fly before favorable wind at the rate
Of 100 miles an hour.
Lucinda Taylor, who was once
the slave Of Henry Clay, has been sent
to the city infrmary Of Cincinnati.
She is 40 years old and blind. When
Col. Bolivar Buckner married Henry
Clay's daughter, the Tsylor woman
was given to Mrs. Buckner as we'd
ding present. She remained with
them until the slaves were liberated.
TIIs Old women smokes pipe almost
inoessautly.