Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1900-08-02
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Alter HAL iS ucicdIcu lOT Oulce lie
hunts up reporter and says he is thank
full he is out of politics. Globe.
You will never find any other pills so
prompt and so pleasant as DeWitts Lit
tie early Risers. r. G. Dodson. 18-ly
Any man who has ever patronized
church fair fully realizes the folly of in
vesting in lottery tickets. Chicago News
Mothers endorse it, children like it, old
folks use it. We refer to One Minute
Cough Cure. 1t will quickly cure all
throat and lung troubles. r. c. Dod-
son. 18-y
Mrs. Krimsen-"The fact of Johns
having blue eyes and red hair makes it so
hard for us to decide.
Mrs. Azures-"So hard to decide
WHAT"
Mrs. Krimsen-"W Whether to send him
to Yale or Harvard. Brooklyn Life.
1t will surprise you to experience the
benefits obtained by using the dainty and
famous little pills known as DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. R. c. Dodson. 18ly
No one can drive you to the dogs if
you aren't facing that way-Chicago
Democrat
The quicker you stop cough or cold
the less danger there will be OF fatal lung
trouble. One Minute Cough Cure is the
only harmless remedy that gives immed-
ate results You will like it. r. c.
Dodson. 1Sly
The rich man who has nothing to do
and the poor man who can get nothing to
do are both to be ttied.-ChicagoNcws.
In India, the land of famine, thousands
die because they cannot obtain food. In
America, the land of plenty many suffer
and die because they cannot digest the
food they eat, Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
digests what you eat. 1t instantly re,
lieves and radically cures all stomach
troubles 18ly
The street corner discussions will de-
termine which issue is paramount.-In-
dianapolis News.
Millions will be spent in politics this
year. We can't keep the campaign going
without money any more than we can
keep the body vigorous without food.
Dyspcptics used to starve themselves.
Now Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests what
you eat and allows you to eat all the good
food you want 1t radically cures stom-
ach troubles. r. c. Dodson. 1Sly
"John, if Bryan is elected how will
this 16 to | affect us?"
Exactly this way, Caroline-when
you ask me for money and expect Sl6
you will get Sl."--Indianapols Journal.
Lots Of people are all right who don't
get any crcdit.-Atchison Globe.
The wolf in the fable put on sleeps
clothing because if he travelled on his own
reputation he couldn't accomplish his pur-
pose. CounterIeiters of DeWitts Witch
Hazel Salve couldn't sell their worthless
salves on their merits, so they put them
in boxes and wrappers like DeWitt's
Look out for them. Take only DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salvc. 1t cures piles and
ali skin diseases. r. c. Dodson. l8ly
"Well, old man, am going down to
the scashore to visit my fiancee."
"Who is she?''
'How do [ know
Chinese are dangerous enemies, for thev
are treacherous That's why all counter
ieits OF DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve are
dangerous. They look ike DeWitt's,
but instead Of the all-hcaling witch hazel
they all contain ingredients liable to irri-
tate the skin and cause blood poisoning.
For piles, injuries and skin diseases use
the original and genuine DeWitt's Witch
Hazel SaIve r. G. Dodson. 18ly
What the average man would like is a
holiday the day after holiday.-Chicago
News.
During the civil war, as well as in our
late war with Spain, diarrhoea was one of
the most troublesome diseases the army
had to contend with. In many instances
it became chronic and the old soldiers
still suffer from it. Mr. David Taylor of
Wind Ridge, Green Co., Pa, is one of
these. He uses Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarfhoea Remedy and says
he never found anything that would give
him such quick relief. 1t is for sale By
Il. Taggart. Aug
The soothing and healing properties of
Chamberlain Cough Remedy. its pleas