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The engaged girl doesn't exactly like
a stingy man; but she wants him to be
rather close.
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A woman with a scrawny neck
doesn't approve of decolIete gowns.
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boy looking at it through the fence, it
is scared out of weeks growth
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KonderfuI Eight

a pessimist is person who believes
in a hoodoo.
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When a young man is presented with
a farm he should learn to cultivate
this gift.
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Keep looking young and save your hair, its colo
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Some articles must be described White'a
Yucatan needs no description it's the real
thing.
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1t is well to study law and physic
but it is better to need neither.
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A plausible speech does not always
get applause.
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Even the campaign orator realizes
that money talks.
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The talkative bore is the worst KIND
of pneumatic tire.
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When people are going to get mar
ried, they lie as freely as people who
have been fishing.
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Prosperity sends the balloon up, but
adversely pulls it down again.
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Ladies who take pride in clear, white
clothes should use Red Cross Ball Blue.
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The Manufacturers OF Carter's Ink have had
forty years experience in making it and they
certainly know how. Send for .-InkIings'' free
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Fools acquire wisdom and loafers go
to work tomorrow.
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Marriage may be failure, but that
doesn't interfere with a womans curl
osity.
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A very little woman is often at the
bottom of very big fuss.
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The Best Prescription for Chilli

When a man looks in mirror he
knows how it is himself.
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Even q red-headed man hates to get
bald.
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All men are not homeless, but some
are home less than others
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To be always happy, use Red Cross
Ball Blue. &C. Refuse limitations.
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A broad brimmed hat doesn't neces-
sarily indicate broad mind
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& pointer on the races generally
turns out a disappointer.
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A woman with bad temper is sell
dom the rage.
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Read the Advertisements.

The average woman pays more at
tention to price than to value.
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After the average woman marries
she hasn't single idea in the world.
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Please Try FauItless Starch
nee and you viii never use any other. An
ROGERS sell it-large package 10c.
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man never knows how badly he
feels until he gets his doctors bills.
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Don't be stuck up. If you can't climb
over creep under
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If you would keep your enemies
from knowing any harm of you, don t
let your friends know any.
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Many a man who goes into a jack
pot blind comes out with his eyes open.
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KsoWA-coMANcHE

Country (3.OO0.O00 acres) to open to settlement
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Address Dick +. Morgan. Perry. .. T.
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All goods are alike to PUTNAM
FADELESS DYES, as they color all
ibers at one boiling.
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for all affections OF the throat and lungs.-WA.
o. ENDSLEY, Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10. 1900.
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WHIT HOUsE. WASHINGTON. D. G

Whis1ey is the key by which many
gain an entrance to prison.
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Now that the dog days are over we
may prepare far the eat nights.
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The nation that produces the most
marriages is fasci nation.
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and Fever is bottle of GROVES TAsTELEss
chill TONIC 1t is simply iron and Quinine in
a tastelesS form. No cure-no pay. Price, SOC.
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The biting wind usually comes in
the teeth of the storm
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Mrs. winsIow's Soothing Syrup.

For children teethng softens the gums reduces in
nsmmatiOn. alIays palm cures wind collie 25c bottle
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Vicar Sat Down on Bishop.

NOS. let us cross the track"
The Republican., 1900-08-30
Has "a National History,

At the present time there is EN-
ployed at the Cumberland e. Elklick
mines a young man with a national
history. 1t is W. A. Miller, resident
in Frostburg, Nd, who came over
here with Mr.. Townshend, the en-
gineer. The young man has been
called the hero of San Juan hill by
various writers. At the breaking
out of the Spanish-American war he
was regular soldier in Uncle Sans
army and with his company was sent
to Tampa, Florida, where they were
held until the embarkment for Cuba.
He was in the charge up San Juan
hill, and bears the proud distinction
of having received terrible wound
in that memorable fight. He is the
soldier whom Lieut.. Ord ordered not
to shoot the Spanish officer, who was
wounded, and who q moment later
killed Lieut.. Ord. When Mr.. Miller
saw his lieutenant fall he drew his
rifle and shot the Spaniard dead. Mr..
Miller is quiet unassuming young
man and is not given to exploiting
his army record. He is a. pleasant
conversationalist and has a fund of
knowledge stored away regarding
Cuba and her affairs. Meyersdale
Republican.
The Republican., 1900-08-30
5he party had done and cry out "Ex-

the party had done and cry out "Ex-
pansioni"
He gave the Democratic party a
rub on the annexation of the Hawai-
ian Islands, and compared the people
of those islands with the Philippines.
Since the annexation the citizens had
gotten their liberty and were happy.
This was in answer to the point
made by Mr.. Clark in reference to
the Philippines not waiting to sub
nit to the rule of this country.
He answered the question as to
pulling down the American flag. He
said that this was done on one occa-
sion, and that after the treaty with
Mexico, when the flag was pulled
down and placed on the territory
which was allotted us under this
treaty.
He asked the audience what act of
the Republican party had indicated
imperialism. This he answered by
saying there was none; but that it
was only a scheme gotten up by a
man like Mr.. Bryan to create excite
ment. When the trouble arose with
the Boxers the American soldiers sta
toned at Manila, on what they call
imperial soil, were the first to sail for
China. This brought forth applause.
He asserted that Imperialism was just
a question brought before the minds
of the American people years ago to
make them forget they were starving
to death. Mr.. Grosvenor at this point
cited the instance where 100 men in
Kansas who were former supporters
of Bryan had joined the Mckinley
club. He then asked the people if
they wanted to seek starvation again.
The audience answered No" He
closed his remarks by adding that if
the people did not want to endure
such thing again they should vote
the Republican ticket.
Mr.. Clark then came upon the
platform again and answered Mr..
Grosvenor in a 15-minute speech, and
said that Mr.. Grosvenor had not
answered one of his points in refer
ence to imperialism.
The Republican., 1900-08-30
Bloomington.
HVVIHH n , 0V11 :
Piedmont Independent.

| Piedmont Independent.
Ex-Police Justice Grammar and
family of Baltimore, are visiting his
aged mother, Mrs. Grammar. The
latter makes her home with her
daughter, Mrs. Andrew Mullen. Mr..
Grammar is spoken of as a possible
candidate for inspector in the Post
Office department, being strongly urg-
ed for the position by John X. Cowen
and Senator McComas.
Mrs. Charles Brendlin returned
home Monday from visit to relatives
at Hyndman.
Hon. VIM. A. Brydon, of the u. S.
Sub-treasury, Baltimore, is spending
weeks vacation at home.
Dynamiters have completely depop-
ulated Savage river During the
past spring and earlyth his stream fur
nished excellent sport and was one of
the best bass fishing streams in West
ern Maryland. Now one can walk
the banks the entire day and not
catch fish. The parties have be
come very bold in their operations
and the explosions could be plainly
heard last Sunday afternoon while
they worked the holes in the river
not a mile from town
Mr.. Andrew Mullen and wife were
called to Hagerstown on last Monday
on account OF the death of his sons
wife, Mrs. Charles Mullen.
Squire VIM. Moody started for
Philadelphia on Wednesday night on
business, and will likely take in At
lantic City during his absence.
Mrs. Fanny Bartlett, accompanied
by her niece, Miss Fanny Kight, of
Cumberland, started Thursday night
on tour of the Eastern cities and
summer resorts.
1t is reported that the bridge across
Savage is becoming dangerous and is
only safe for pedestrians. 1t is said
the bolts holding the iron work to-
gether have rotted through rendering
the structure unsafe for teams and
heavy wagons.
Carroll Pattison and Bernard Bry-
don visited friends and relatives in
Romney last Sunday
Fanny Elliot is the guest of friends
in Deer Park.
Mrs. James Coffman and family
spent last Sunday at Altamont.
John Alternately, of Cross, was in
town this week
Tom Alderton, of Savage, clerk in
the Pattison store, is in search of
health near Paw Paw.
The Republican., 1900-08-30
A Remarkable Story.

\ special dispatch from kenova,
West Va, dated the 23rd inst, re-
counts very remarkable story, as
follows: THAT truth is stranger
than fiction was most strikingly ex-
emplified yesterday Three months
ago the wife of James Oliver, q pros
porous farmer died. Mrs. Oliver
was beautiful young woman, who
for few years had reigned as belle
of Elwood, hamlet on a branch of
the Big Sandy river. She had been
married but year and her demise
left Mr.. Oliver seemingly inconsola-
BILE.
I'm accordance with custom she
was buried ON the farm and arrange
ments were made for the preaching
of the funeral sermon at subse.-
quent date. Oliver erected beauti-
full tombstone to perpetuate his wifes
memory and took up the course of
his life anew. About six weeks after
the death of Mrs. Oliver Miss
Henrietta Cowper came into the com
munity-young, graceful and charm
ing. In short while, as the saying
is, Oliver began taking notice." but
no one suspected his intentions were
serious
FINALLY the day came when the
sermon was to be preached. The lit
tie stone church that stands to itself
was crowded. People came for miles
to hear the eloquent tribute to the
good woman that was no more, and
listened spellbound for an hour. Miss
Cowper was there. So was Mr.. Oil
yer. But the length of the church
was between them. The impressive
sermon was at an end. The congre-
cation had begun to disperse, making
way for the relatives, who, in deepest
mourning, moved toward the door.
Suddenly everyone's attention
was turned toward the pulpit. The
minister was standing as though in
expectancy, and while the waiting
people watched Oliver arose and
advanced toward the chancel and
stood in waiting. In a moment he
was joined by Miss Cowper, who ap-
preaching, placed her hand in his.
Then all was plain. The man who q
moment ago had mourned a dead
wife was now rejoicing in one about
to become his better half. No one
now thought of leaving, and more
quickly than it takes to tell James
Oliver and Henrietta Cowper were
pronounced one. Congratulations
were now in order, and those who
had come to weep remained to laugh.
1t was in truth another case of warm
ing over the funeral meat for the
wedding feast
"The happy couple drove at once
to Mr.. divers home, and far into the
night could be heard the gay voices
of the young people who had accom-
panied them. Across the field like a
specter cleaned white in the moon
| light the marble shaft above the
| grave of the first wife,
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gone there for the purpose of getting
rich quickly. 1t is a climate, however
that taxes mans constitution to it's
utmost and no one without a surplus
of mental and physical vitality should
try for wealth there"
The Republican., 1900-08-30
NUMBER 25.

Miss Emma Butler, Cumberland:
Frank Schuler, Mary A. Schuler, Gin
cinnati, O.; Mrs. w. H. II. Cisel, Mrs.
f. H. Pelouse, Mrs. H. F. Harrison.
Mrs. Vim. r. Frisbee, Mary H. Cor
bett, Virginia E. Dade, Mary Mitch
ell, j. Bernard Edmonston, Miss An
ME Howard, Miss Katherine r. DoyIe,
all of Washington, D. c.; Mrs. Bush,
of Eglon, w. Va, and party; Mrs.
Follet, Miss Morrison, Miss Breed.
Mr.. W. j. Breed, Mr.. A. A. Breed, Mr..
Clay Judson, all of Cincinnati, O..
and Miss Weaver and Miss Clarkson.
Philadelphia, Pa; Miss May Hamill,
Oakland; Miss Sue Browning, Blaine.
w. Va; Roy H. Hamill, Oakland; Miss
May Davis, Keyser, w. Va, and j.
Russell Browning, Blaine, w. Va:
Mr., and Mrs. Burt Wilson, Wilson,
w. Va.
Mr.. Steinplatz, the tower photogra-
pher, has had the good luck to secure
photograph from life of a fine speci
men of coieUS OptoriRcuS, commonly
known as the Devils Walking
Stick" The insect was an unusually
large one, standing five inches high in
his stocking feet, la Sarah Barn
hardt.
49,
The advent of the shirt waist man
at the tower last week threw the
fifth floor chambermaid into hyp-
motto trance in which she had visions
OF pink and purple spotted stockings
and rainbow hued et-cet-e-ras-and
the naughty, naughty world still
turns round. Next.
The Republican., 1900-08-30
Call For Nnnr Letters

Mrs. VIM. Southern, Mrs. Mary
Myers, Miss Ruth Arnett, Miss Binnie
Ringer, Mr.. Startling Atkins, Mr.. f. A.
Clark, Mr.. Chester Crown, Rev. f.
Lawrence Hunt, Mr.. VIM. Male.
The Republican., 1900-08-30
VISITORS REMARKS.

II would like to stay here a week;
there is SO much to see.''
"a vision for poet; a dream for a
painter and a sermon for us ALL"
ut is joyous and life-giving to be
up here. Why don't you build a
hotel?''
What a sublime world it is and
how little we realize its greatness.
Hurry up, Mayme; it's awfully
lovely up here. 1t beats the band"
Hold me tight. Chawley; I'm
afraid the dingus will upset"
The Republican., 1900-08-30

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The Republican., 1900-08-30
Prevented A Tragedy.

Timely information given Mrs.
George Long, of New Straitsville,
Ohio, saved two lives. A frightful
cough had long kept her awake every
night, She had tried many remedies
and doctors but steadily grew worse
until urged to try DIR. Kings New
Discovery. One bottle wholly cured
her; and she writes, this marvellous
medicine also cured Mr.. Long of a
severe attack of Pneumonia. Such
cures are positive proof of its power
to cure all throat, chest and lung
troubles. Only SOC. and $100, Guar
anteed. Trial bottles at all drug
store
The Republican., 1900-08-30
A BRAZEN ASSAULT.
Ex-senator Peffer's Scathing Ar
raignment For National Honor.

The Former Kansas Populist Leader
Breaks Loose From the Bryan Crowd
and Says Their Attacks on the Admins
tration Is Little Less than Treason.
The Republican., 1900-08-30
GENERAL INFORMATION.

N1sANNHFhA1 OlbMA
FdciliS deScenSus Acerni: but trv
the Park first.
Warning; when you get to the
top of the tower Look Out"
The tower is a public benefit-it
elevates the people.
You can see into the middle of next
week-when Bryan's elected.
Come and see the sun set that never
sets on the Empire of Liberty" If
this is imperialism, make the most of
it, Brother Bryan.
You go up five stairs and then YOU
have long stare, if you look due
North. See?
~
The lightning rod poet visited the
tower last week and gave us speci-
men of his work at forty Ohms resist
ance, Watt metre
THE GAY DECEIVER.
(On top of the tower)
But one little kiss, my dear,
Up here 'twixt earth and sky;
Twill make the angels jealous, dear,
If kiss you up on high.
Never maid was flattered so:-
She'd give him 01e--no more:
The Recording angels got it, though,
The rascal took q score.
The tower electrician examined the
manuscript and gave it as his opinion
that such poetry indicated live Wire
on the line. JACKSON.
The Republican., 1900-08-30

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The Republican., 1900-08-30

AUG. 28-The sun spot weather is
on the wane at last and the gentle
breezes are now zephyring through
the Park with all the wantonness and
gaiety of an East Side belle at Coney
Island Park.
There is but one thing lacking to
put Jackson Park in the swim with
other swell resorts, and that one
thing, of course, is water. With the
crested waves of a good sized lake
tapping the sandstone lodges of the
foot hills near the Park, Atlantic City
would have to take back seat and
Asbury Park chop up its board walk
for kindling wood. What a tidal
wave there would be at Oakland
when Joe Conneway took his morn
ing plunge from the top of the tower,
AS Aunt Sally Ganderby would say;
1T would be prodigus progidy."
But lake or no lake, the Park is rap
idly rising in public favor and is a
sure thing on Mckinley basis.
Quite number of Garrett county
citizens visited the Park last Sunday
for a days outing. Forty-five per-
sons registered at the tower and took
their first birds eye view of their
native mountain land. Among the
visitors were E. F. Smouse, L. NJ.
Smouse, G. J. Rathbun, George p.
White, w. A. Smouse, Miss Kate A.
Smouse, II. j. Harris, all of Mountain
Lake Park and vicinity; Miss Della
Savage, Hoyes; Miss Lena Slabach,
Gortner; Miss Dora Mosser, Red
House; also Capt. W. V. Judson, U.
S. A., and family; Mrs. Leona Gun
ningham, Cincinnati, o.; Miss Laura
Hamill, Piedmont, w. Va, and Mr.
]. Moore, Dobbin, w. Va.
~
Gay groups of pleasure seekers
thronged the Park all day Monday,
27th, filling the tower to overflowing
and running wild through the rocky
defiles of Chilkoot Pass-in fact the
rush was beyond all precedent in the
history of the place as an examina-
tion of the register shows. A partial
list is herewith given: Mr.. and Mrs.
Louis Hockheimer, Wheeling; Mr.. and
Mrs. n j. Miller, Mr.. and Mrs. j. l..
Krans, Baltimore, Md; Miss NJ. f..
Roberts, Wheeling; Miss Emma II.
Ehrmann, Borden, Pa; Miss Minnie
Weiskittel, Miss Belle Weiskittel and
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-16
TO BE CONSIDERED.

The kind of liquor which men will
think cheap is illustrated by the death
OF three Portuguese reported yester-
day. 1t seems an undoubted fact that
the old man Silva, whose wine was
celebrated, used to doctor the stuff
with a preparation which produced in
toxication. Taken in small quantities
1t did comparatively little harm. 1t is
possible to take arsenic in small GUAM
Titles with no evil results. Unfortun-
ately these men came upon the forth
Tying stuff in its crude state, and died
from the effects. 1t was very sad, and
1t VIII burden the community by a
number of helpless children.
But this is not the only kind of H.
quor which is brewed in this way.
swipes. about which so much is heard.
is Of a very similar character. Into
this concoction goes methylated spirits
wood alcohoD, deadly poison; tobac-
CO. for the sake OF the nieotine-an-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-16

other deadly poison; ammonia, and
goodness knows what besides. This
has claimed many victims also 1t is
probable that all the deaths in Palolo
valley which excited so much attention
a short time ago, were caused by this
poison, though the coroner's inquests
and the medical inquiry was quite at
sea. In Kakaako only the other day,
a couple of men died from the same
poisonous liquor.
To what does this point? A calm and
careful consideration would say that
these people, finding that ordinary
drink is too expensive for their purses,
brew material which must be terribly
deleterious to their stomachs when
taken in small quantities, and deadly
when taken in large doses. To pro-
hibit the sale of liquor altogether would
not put a stop to all this Illicit brew
i'm however much it might put stop
to the consumption of liquor in ohter
directions.
There are two remedies which could
be used one, the Gothenberg system,
which has answered so well in Sweden
AID the working of which has been ex-
planned in the local press again and
again. The other the extension of the
wine and beer license into town. Both
would require legislation and both
would meet with strong opposition
from the saloon keepers.
California wine is practically dirt
cheap. 1t can be obtained at any
where from 10 to 10 cents a gallon.
Now that we are a part of the United
States, there is no duty. If Califor-
MIA wine could be put in reach of the
Portuguese colony at the cheapest rate,
We should not hear of such a tragedy
as has Just occurred. If we could in
duce those who now take debauch
in swipes to take to California wine,
it would be a clear advance towards
temperance.
In the cases cited it was not the
misuse of drink which is terrible en-
ough in it's effects but it was the use
or abuse of substitutes for drink which
caused such fatal results. The sub
ject is one which requires and should
have careful thought. The suggestions
made above are tentative. If any one
has better, let them be made, and let
us meet the serious conditions which
present themselves in this direction.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-16

The rebellion in the south of China
is to protest against the iniquitous
Manchu rule, and very different
thing from the Boxer rising of the
north, whose object is to drive all for
eigners from the borders of China. If
the true Chinese were able to form a
government, they would create some
thing on far more modern lines than
the medieval Asiatic power which the
Manchu dynasty has been able to keep
up till the beginning of the twentieth
century.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-16

The waterfront is getting from bad to
worse, and instead of this port having
a good name as heretofore, it will
acquire one of the worst. Exactly how
to deal with the state of things Is
problem. Things will go from bad to
worse, for when the deep water ships
come in for the sugar season there will
be all kinds of tricks put up to get their
men from them. 1t is matter that
shipowners should take up for them
selves.