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Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Summer Resorts.

Many delightful summer resorts are sit
uated on and reached via Southern Rail.
way. Whether one desires the seaside OF
the mountain, the fashionable hotels OF
country homes, they can be reached via this
magnificent highway of travel.
Asheville, N. c., Hot Springs, n. c., Hale
Springs, Tenn, Roam Mountain, Tenn, and
the Mountain resorts of East Tennessee
and Western North Carolina-"The Land
of the Sky"-Tate Springs, Tenn, Oliver
Springs, Tenn, Lookout Mountain, Tenn
Monte sano, Huntsville, Ala, Lithia
Springs, Ga, and various Virginia springs;
also the seashore resorts, are reached by
the Southern Railway on convenient SEIZED
ules and very low rates.
The Southern Railway has issued q
handsome folder, entitled Summer Homes
and Resorts" descriptive of nearly one
thousand summer resorts, hotels and board
ing houses, including information regard
ing rates for board at the different places
Write to G. A. Benscoter, Assistant, Gen
eral Passenger, Agent, Southern Railway.
folder.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Her Observstiou.

"In some parts of the old country"
remarked the summer boarder, there
10 no hesitation in demanding that
women shall do the hardest work about
o farm"
We'll" answered Mrs. Corntossel, a
little YEARLY, II dunno but it's some
thing to the credit of the men folks
over there that they don't sit around
the store an brag an try 10 make peo-
pie think they're the whole concern
Washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
snored in the Wrong Key.

A weary congressman who could "snore
upon the flint" occupied a room adjoining
q German musicians.
"You will have to give me another room,
guess" said the congressman to the hotel
clerk.
Whats the matter? Aren't you comfort.
able where you arei"
"Well, not exactly. That German must
clan In the next room and don't get along
WELL Last ,tlg h he tSCtsd away C on hi,
to sleep after mad n csush few T Sn0
What's the matter!' / asked. OF you
please said the German, dot YOU would
schnore of der same key. You vas go from
B fiat to G, and it spoils der moosic. '"-Buf
falo Enquirer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
THE ONE MEDICINE

In the world which women may
rely upon positively. Pe-ru-na is
good for everyone, but particularly
for women. The various weak
nesses which afflict their delicate or
ganisln spring from inflammation or
catarrh of the mucous lining, and Pe-ru-na
is specific for catarrh in any organ of
the body. Any congestion of mucous
membrane simply means catarrh of the
organ affected. This is why Pe-ru-na
cures all sorts of troubles where other
remedies fail. If there is a catarrhal
affection the matter with you anywhere
Pe-ru-na will cure you.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
The Extract Of
Benne Plant
Is Natures Own Remedy

First used by the Mississippi river steam
boat men in the "early forties," who drank
their "Benne Tedd" from the hands OF the
colored "aunties." They STEPPED the leaves
in hot water, and the verdict OF these
steamboat men was that It did the busl-
ness"
In 1S4, James and Constance Mcguire
secured some OF these miraculous leaves,
and, upon investigation, discovered that
they are identical with the Sesam. Ind.
(Benne-Leaves). and, as the same indi-
Gates, native of India, containing a muci-
laginous substance Of soothing and healing
properties. Nature here furnished a REM
edy for diseases such as Collie, Cholera
Morbus, Dlarrhoea, Dysentery and kindred
ailments. After experimenting. the
Messrs. Mcguire succeeded In chemically
combining the use Of the Benne-l leaves
with other vegetable substances. and SO
furnished a remedy that has saved thou
sands Of lives.
Prepared by THE j. & c. MAGUIRB
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Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

The merits of the preparations Of the j.
& G. MAGUIRE MEDICINE COMPANY, OF St.
Louis, Mo-, are above all question. The
public will be interested in the fact that this
firm has succeeded in furnishing the Army
and Navy. Established in 1871, they have
steadily grown in favor with the public, not
having one failure to report in fifty-nine
years! Their Benne Plant, Cundurango,
etc, have become household word. They
are now sold by all druggists. Ask for book.
let free, and il you ever get Diarrhea, by.
sentery or Cholera orbus, give Benne
Plant trial. Every article made by the
Mcguire Medicine Company is guaranteed
to do what is claimed for it.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Cnuldn,t ncIIcYe IL.

"You can't believe all that you see in
print" said the skeptical citizen.
II should say not" answered Mr..
Meekton. Some things are too pre-
posterously absurd! Why, only the
other day | saw piece about man
who made fun of his wife's cookiug."--
Washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Strung Evidence.

"The evidence said the judge,
SHOWS that you threw stone at this
man."
Sure replied Mrs. O'Connor, IAN
the looks av the man shows more than
thot, yer honor. 1t shows that OF hit
him."-1it-Bit
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
The Next Question.

Excuse me, sir,' said the census
enumerator, briskly, after the name
and age had been duly recorded, "but
what is your occupationP"
81 am poet"
"But what do you do for living?"-
Detroit Free Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
A Truthful MRn.

Miss Planface (earnestly)-But II /
had not all this money, do you think
you could still be happy with me?
Mr.. Seekrox STARTLED, but equal to
the emergency)-A-a-a-Happy is
not the word for it!-Brooklyn Life.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Considerations Child.

Good boys never let their left hands
know what their right hands do. Amt
that what the minister said, mamma"
Eyes, dear"
I'm good boy, amt l, mamma"
81 think so, my dear"
"Yes. Cause whenever ! reach in the
Jar to steal cookies allus put my left
hand in my pants pocket!"-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
why He Talks.

o he's working for the ticket,
He is talking every day
Not because he loves 1t,
Or has much that's new to say;
But he's itching for an office
And he wants 1t known to all
That he spouted, when the ticket
Is elected In the fall.
Chicago Times-Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

The Crane-Gracious What are you
doing with that knot in your neck?
The Swami am glad that you re-
minded me of it. My wife put it there
SOL would not forget to bring her home
the fish / promised.-Chicago Daily
News
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Did Not Work,

Nephew really must say, uncle,
that if you drank less brandy than you
do, you would lengthen your days.
Uncle-You're right, my bhoy! tried
takin' less last Sunday, and, be jabers!
1t was the longest day ever reminder.
N. Y. World.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

The boy stood on the burning deck
That burned upon the sea;
His voice arose above the wreck:
ITS hot enough for mev'
Syracuse Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Didn't Affect Him.

"IIow insignificant one feels in tn,
face of these majestic mountains, ma.
lures handiwork."
insignificant! Well, sir, / should
like you to know that l have $1,000 in
my pocket this minute!"-N. Y. World.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
A Why Girls Have,

Bessie-I don't believe that scandal
about Mrs. Gaylcigh.
Flora-Then why did you tell me
about it?
Bessie was in hopes that you could
confirm it.-Tit-Bits.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
DIdn't Have Time.

Good gracious, child, you're drip
ping welt"
"Yes, mother; l fell into the pond"
"With your new clothes on, too"
"l'm sorry, mum, but l didn't have
time to take them off."-N. Y. World.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

Loves Logic.
II thou art sad when l am glad,
Why, then my gladness turns to pain;
II thou art glad when l am sad,
The sunshine glmmers through the rain.
II thou are sad when am sad,
kneel before thy vestal throne;
II thou art glad when l am glad.
claim thy joyance for mine own.
Then, sweetheart, whatsoeer thou art,
Thy joys and sorrows rule my heart.
Norman ii. Ptman. in Frank Leslie's
Popular Monthly.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Do Yoar Feet Ache ana burnt

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot Ease,
a powder for the feet. 1t makes tight or New
Swollen T1s ri Hot CsOu. smartns, Sore and
Sweating Feet. All Druggists and Shoe
Stores sell it, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad.
dress, Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

"There's always room at the top, is
there?" unused the thermometer.
''Oh, don't know. There amt much
to-day"
So saying, he poked his shrining head
up TO the 1870 degree mark.-N. Y.
,,orld.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
They Couldn't All he Slow

Father wish you'd leave off that
filthy habit of smoking. / have never
touched tobacco all my life.
Son-Well, somebody's got to uphold
the honor of the family.-N. Y. Jour.
nal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Cheering Prospect

SWELL, there's a good time coming
remarked Easyton, cheerfully.
"Yes, replied Botkins. my wife's 60
ing away, too."-Town Topics.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
A Suggestion,

The bass drum makes a lot Of noise
And agitates the land,
But don't forget
That you may bet
'Tain't the bass drum leads the band,
Detroit Free Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
The bargain Counter F,end.

Mrs. Bixby-How much did you Civ,
the clergyman when we were married
five dollars?
Bixby-No; four ninety-eight.
Mrs. Bixby-You dear man, how
love you!-Town Topics.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
An Exclamation.

Wixon-Your wife is almost midget.
Why did you marry such little
woman?
Nixon - Because Of the proverb
which says: "Of two evils choose the
least."-Chicago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Where Ignornnce Is BIiss.

He-I want to know, once for all,
who is master of this house?
she-You'll be happier if you don't
6ud out!-Puck,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
A Fair Deceiyer.

Mabel-Why do you always buy two kinds
Of note paper!
Maud-Well, you see, when write to Tom
use red paper-that means love; and
when | write to Jack / use blue paper
which means faithful and true.-Tit.Bits.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Only Temporary.

Mrs. Crabshaw-I'll go home to my
mother at once.
Crabshaw-i wish you would. Here'i
the money.
Mrs. Crabshaw-But this isn't
enough, my dear, for a return ticket
Judge.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

The benefactions of love are not original
with us, but were ordained and predestined
to our souls by the eternal goodness whence
they come.-Boston Transcript.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Itndermined Inv EducntIon

"The average graduate always pre-.
tends to know it ALP
Eyes, and sometimes he doesn't get
over the tendency, even when he gets
to be college professor Chicago
Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Something Worse

Jonson--What do you know about the
horrors OF war?
Bronson-I know lot.
"You don't know thing; you staid at
home"
II know / did; but had to read the
yellow journals every day."-Detroit Free
Press,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
yOcIfcr0uH.

One circumstance deludes the throng
And hinders earth's delight,
A man talks louder when he's wrong
Than when he's in the right.
washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

1t requires no experience to dye with
PUTNAM FADELEss DYES. Simply boiling
your goods in the dye is all that's necessary.
Sold by all druggists.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Cbinnman and Christian

A Chinaman of great dignity and some
splendor of dress was getting off an ele
waited train at Twenty-third street the other
Fay when white rowdy called after him:
Say" said the tough, ARE you box
err?
The other tough added some abuse and
roared with laughter, after the Chinaman,
who got off the car, then turned He waited
till the gates were closed, then he answered
in pretty clear English:
"Say, you Clistian"
Then the gateman and some passengers
laughed, and the toughs skunk into the car
N Y. Commercial Advertiser.
Only fools fight friction; the wise reduce
it,-Boston Transcript,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

Goodness without graciousness is ugly and
toad-like; if he has jewel, it is Of the
head and not of the heart.-Boston Tran.
scrint.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
"My father was just itching for al


Books and papers are a blessing
LIES dear source Of JOY and rest,
But when people move-oh, gracious
Books and papers age pest.
IN. Y World
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

A Bitter Drop in joys Cup.-"Did the
bride seem happy" "No; the society mag
azine put her wedding eleventh in column
of 3."-Indianapolis Journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
First Damsel-I can't have lark in
this hateful place; / don't know any
About The Size NJ II.

After having been turned down
This inference wise he drew:
IT'S easier far TO love a girl,
Than to make n girl love you.
Chicago Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

"We've cured that clerk who was always
in debt to all of u.s." "How did you do I'll"
"Why, the minute he gets paid we all Dor.
row Of him" Indianapolis Journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

So soon as nature sees an improvement
there is a change. The candle gave way to
electricity. The spinning wheel to machn
cry, the horse to the automobile. The. fact
that Hostetter's Stomach Bitters has been
sold for over half century, proves its value.
There is nothing to equal it for stomach or
liver trouble. 1t is Natures own remedy,
and the only one to cure dyspepsia or weak
stomach.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

mo, Geraldine, the partition of China is
not the same thing as the Chinese WALL
Indianapolis News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Alternately Dealt with

Adequately Dealt with.
1--WE had burglar in our house last
night"
''Did he get your watch?"
mo, but he cut our new ny screen,
and / held him while my wife gave
him piece of her mind."-Chicago
Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
His Point of View.

Fair Medical Student What do you think
Of women for physiciansr
Old Doctor-I think hey are all right.
Why, we derive two-thlrds OF our income
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
The Tramp.s Friend.

Though friends be few, there's Away,
one
To pity the hungry tramp's plight:
For when he enters the backyard gate
The watchdog will give him a bite.
Chicago Daily News
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

Indigestion is a bad companion. Get rid
Of it by chewing bar of Adams Pepsin
Tutti Fruit after each meal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Largest City in Africn.

Cairo, Egypt, with population Of
100000, is the largest city in Africa.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
DisilIusiOn.

The effect Of their marriage Is queer
With some men, quite turning the head
Making all women lovely appear
Excepting the one they have wed.
-6udRe.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
On "a His Job.

Census Man-What is your occupa'
ton?
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Census Man-Yes. What do you dc
for living?
Loafington-Oh, solicit washing for
my wife.-Chicago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections Of the throat and
lungs.-Wm. o. Endsley, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb. 10, 1900.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

The Best Prescription for Chills
and Fever Is a bottle Of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. tits simply iron and quinine In
atasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price, SOC.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

To Cure n Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money ifitfails TO cure. 25c.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

and
Weak
Women

Beauty and strength III
women vanish early In
life because of monthly
pai, or some menstrual
is,reguIarify. Many suf-
fer silently and SEQ their
best gifts fade away.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21
Lydia E. plnkham's Vegetable Compound

helps women preserve
s-0und,0ss of form and
freshness of face be-
cause II makes their en-
tire fenaIe organism
healthy. II carries w0-
men safely through the
various natural crises
end Is the safeguard Of
Wosssan's health.
/ The truth about this
great medicine is told In
the letters from women
being published In this
paper constantly
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

"Past master of political arts, Ell? Is there
any higher degree?" ooh, yes, postmaster,
you know."-Detroit journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

Mans economy is in tellin' his wife how
to save money.-Arkansaw Thomas Cat.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-09-21

Prepared by THE j. & C. MAGUIRB
MEDICINE CO., ST. LOUIS, NO,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1900-10-09
loMA PRESS COMMENT.

The Dubuque Times says the demon
5stration in Speaker Hendersor's honor
at Waterloo calls up only one regret and
sthatis that under our system of election
he can not be spared 10 run for congress
in one of those doubtful districts. For
sixteen years there has been no doubt
concerring the identity of the individual
whois first in the hearts of his country
men Of the Third district
The keokuk Gate City notices that
Mr.. Bryan has paramount issle for
every state he visits and for different To-
calities in the same state. Having 20
many and such miscellaneous aseort-
ment of them it liz not to be wondered
at perhaps that now and then he gets
hold Of the wrong one for a given local
iity."
The Ida Grove Era 10 OF the impression
that 1.-The fellow who votes for Bryan
under the impression that he iss helping
out the Filipinos is apt to want some
one to boot him before he gets another
opportunity to vote for president.
The Red Oak Express commends "a
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1900-10-09

the confederation of anti-imperialirtic
friends the opinion Of 9 soldier boy late-
Is returned from the Philippines, whore
letter It prints Charles r. Binns
served In the ranks nearly : year in the
Philippines and rnce then has lived al
most a,yesr.in Manila. He has had ans
pie opportunity for gaining information.
both from observation and otherwise.
and his opinions should have, more
weight than those obtained al a distance
of 5000 or 10000 smiles. He gays that a
large majority OF the Filipinos favor
peace with the Americana. OF couree 1t
will take them many years. perhaps gen.
CREATIONS, before they will adopt our GUS
toms IL they ever do wholly, but there
is little question that after Bryan.s de-
feat next month Aguinaldo's. insurrec-
tion will wholly cease to exist The hope
of Bryan's success ls the last straw to
which they cling.
The Burlington Hawkeye announcee
that personal investigation compels 1t
TO take the Second Iowa congressional
district out of the doubtful column and
put 1t in the republican. A few weeks
age, il say, practical republican CAM
paignera conceded that II the Second
district was fighting ground the
chances favored the democrats. But
they don't think 80 now. The conditions
have changed; or rather the revelation
of what is in the minds and purpose Of
the voters of that district now make IL
clear that Mr.. Rumple is decidedly in
the lead. Mr.. yollmer is not capturing
the German vote as he had hoped. His
personality fails to hold the conserva-
tive element that controls that district. =
As reported by the Sac Sun, The far
mers of Sac county are more enthusias-
tically republican than ever before. II
there were no other indication OF this,
the boom in the price of farm lands not
ed week by week in the local columns OF
the Sun would go to show that conf
dence in the future is strong. The far-
mers are satisfied With present pros
perity and want no experiments"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1900-10-09

because the people who ask for them are
business men, careful of their interests.
and unwilling to take chances. The mere
possibility of the election Of this can
didate, aside from any considerable
probability, Is sufficient menace TO our
lscredit to make men in business demand
measure of protection for which no
business man in this country should ever
be inclined to ark.
The election, by the American people,
\ of a president pre-committed to disnon-
est monsy would Disgrace the nation in
/ tn eyes of its own citizens and the
| world. impair confidence, retard bust
ness. and generally check prosperity.
Gold would again seek hiding place,
with all the troubles that must neces-
lsarily attend upon a violent contraction
of our currency, and silent factories and
4 idle workingmen would again be nu-
nerous, az, we have recently seen them.
! III we should prove ourselves capable
| of eecting a president who insists upon
a o0-cent dollar wewould, in the eyes of
Yourselves and the world. be quite as ca
lSpable of electing house and senate,
either now or later. With the same sad
lack of financial foresight and national
honor.
| The issue today, and the only real
issue. ia the preservation of the national
lcredit and the national honor. The first
duty before the American people today
las to remove from possibility of discus
sion the intention and integrity of this
government and all its citizens, in 30
1 far as they are affected by the financial
system, and the fun and honorable dis
charge of all honest debts. There 10 no
issue that can equal or compare with
this. We have no time to stop to talk
LOT our policies to far-of peoples when
tour duty 10 ourselves and those about us
remains undone. Thework in hand for
Jus. in this campaign, is the placing Of
the national credit 80 high that the
iiigftes'' breath of suspicion. the most
determined assault of the vicious, can
! not reach III