The sun., 1900-11-05
SINkERS on PARADE.
Talks Tariff Law with SarsapariI,a Reilly and
Learns the Duty on Dead Horses.


Il tink mebbe We have on Tuesday a Mckinley
snow slide" said the Sinker Man when Sarsa-
parila Reilly went into the little restaurant.
"I.andslide," corrected Reilly
Dots What said, continued Sinkers; "und
I viii lie first to vote for CKiney. cause will
wake myself up to be on der barber pole when
it ain't yet opan.d IND when come around
viii make myself in line because only We viii
he dere so earl"
In other words. yen stop up all night" re-
marked Reilly.
Sure" said sinkers When she starts We
will be der only ones in line"
Who dyer name by We
Me und my vote. replied Sinkers we
we're In der big parade Saturday und We marched
together because der Pie Bakers wanted to be
boss Of der division which we're dere So I
we're grand marshal Of myself behind der Oils
Painting Drugs Good Money LeaGIe We had
lovely tme Really. Reilly. wish you we're
dere
Il waa." said Reilly Il ma-arched wild der
Double Barrellcd Sporting Breeoh-loadng Shot
gun Ornamental Workers wanted to be
somewhere where Guild make noise and whoop
II up for Mckinney"
j always believed you we're a Bryansight" 3"
remarked Sinkers Didn't you vote for Bryans
on der last tirne7"
Yes" answered Reilly And Croker said
then that II wud vote for Bryan I'd get pros
perity So l voted Tor Bryan and I've had
prosperity iver since
"rnd Why YOU vote for Mckinley now?"
ITO kape the prosperity I got whin voted
FOR Bryan, answered Reilly.
"Ncil." said Sinker-, when Glover Greave-
LAID we're President | only got bali 50 much
wages As got twice so much now because der
Democrats chiis'n DER farmers 100 ihuch
money for DER hol-r Which dey made out of der
whoa, What dey bought for der cake bskers
und der people Which ea, der cakes put more
butter on as before, 80 dot We could not get
no prof, for der boss. who had to make wage.
lower on der baker, Ind We cake bakers vha,
o,a1Ss. cr m from der tailor who had TO make % Dc. o.
Io'n'r ',o'' r u', -, "ho da, "au ~ 70 n'as' ae
fntsners. % who paid TOO le.. to der buttonhole
Workers what could only live on ono loaf of
bread day, so dot it come. right back again
70 der baker. who gets vorscr tn he must dis
charge aomehody. DO, is no, yrosperites;
do, is Via, would call di.pensation of Demo
GOOD boy" said Reilly "Ye'u be runnin'
Tor congress II ye Rape on IKE that But i
was thinking Sinkers. It's strange laws We do
be havin' wild der Diinocrats, While you and
want we cant sell 1t Now that's a funny thing
And II the interference wild III right to dis-
possess property Is based upon binocratic
principles why should YOU and me support a
political party that gives us the right To buy
what We can't sell and which do us harm n
We kane II Ourselves Whiskcy I'm talking
about
Why not talk about beer. remarked Snkcrs
That's Dootch. said Reilly
-, Now you are commencing again., snapped
Sinkcrs Why don't you say will vote in
German on der barber pole tomorrow
We'll, said Reilly yell vote in O Dootch
Der neckln9 At the polling place
"Ind YOU vii In a Irish Fourth Ward vote"
remarked Sinkers
see mere, said Reilly. Il don't want you
20 be castin' no reflections on that ward. for II
ye do III send Casey. tn knuckle-pusher
Let ne talk bout Protection. said sInkers