New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1900-09-01
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

1.-The sacredness OF the COW" SAYS THE Con-
gregationalist," has been enormously costly In
India this famine year. When the rains failed
and the pastures dried up. instead Of killing and
curing the cattle for food as American Indians
would have done. and so helping to tide over the
famine time, the cattle starved with their masters
And now that the rains have come again the vital
question Of ploughs. The Indian Witness calls
It. comes up. The cattle dead and unless the
land can be ploughed there can be no harvest IF
has become necessary to find sploughs light enough
to be drawn by men. The Government agents and
agricultural experiment stations have addressed
themselves to this need and put on sale such light
ploughs."
Detained MT De Il r0t@ o said lou gons
there. Now. where were you?
vo Mr d DE ka aTSe dear there's
Mrs De Kanter-Why don't you answer my
4 Mr. De j Kqnter-My dear: would answer your
-tPhiadephia Press TeG "0uioh question my
In the course of a lawsuit in Liverpool recently
the fact was developed that millions of eggs are
annually imported to Belfast from Russia and
then sent over England and Scotland and sold
as fresh Irish eggs
The Only Drawback-'The sample of medicinal
spring water you submitted to me" said the emil
curative properties are wonderful"
delightedly: Now il you could only tell me how how
to aPStq ts! up the VITA taste S Of ddar q.
Exactly. and that's why It will never sell. The
public Will never have faith in medicinal water
that tastes good."-(Cathohc Standard and Times.
The star of Hope announces the following as
its editorial star: No. 1900 Sing Sing editor-in-
chief; No. 1901. Sing Sing, assistant editor: No
25SlS Auburn. local editor; No 1858 Clinton local
EDITOR No. 1856. Auburn. Women's Prison local
editor; No. $50, Auburn women's Prison assistant
local editor.
City and Country Markets.-Mr. Citiman-we are
who Comes into the CITY twice week OF farmer
you have good butter right along
Mr.. Suburb-First rate
Make 1t yourself?
CNew-York Weekly IL hume
AT present" says an Ecuador correspoDdap+ =,
THE Catholic Standard and Times I'VE have the
deplorabe spectacle OF seeing almost all the
Bishops in exile and the few who yet remain In
their own dioceses deprived of their support he
cause they are unable conscientiouslv TO swear
fidelity 10 the Constitution and 70 the law -
Patronato imposed upon them BY the present GOV,
eminent in defiance OF the Roman Pontin The
reverend canons and parish priests repeat I'm thei
own lines on smaller scale the same unhappv
condition OF affairs. IN the Cathedral the solemn
functions have been suspended. and the seninarias
have been Obliged to reduce the number of their
students to limit the of studies almost n
the very elements of moral and dogmatic theology
and not seldom tho curates of the small marshes
md themselves in abject misery" The writer saws
that the Free Masons responsible for this state
of affairs
a friend OF mine who happened to be in Las
vegas, N NJ, managed to make blooming idiot
OF himself at the dinner table at the hoteI In the
presence OF several women
He had been downtown and In pronounciDp Soma
names had been told that all words beginning with
We're pronounced as beginning with "H - so
Wien ne had been invited TO dine with friend and
sSVeral women ne took the menu, and, in order to
thunder: " N VI
Bring me some howl and hellyi''
Which. OF course. meant jowl and jelly.-(Denver
Times. ''