Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-11-15

Moon. who has Dee1 NlSlli X Will III
and Mrs. II. C. Newcomb, returned t
her home at Gays Mills on Monday
evening.
Miss Emma Ableitar has gone t.
New Hampton, Iowa, to visit heI
brother Emil, who is a popular dentist
at that place.
Louis. Reichel came III on the train
Tuesday from Sturgeon Bay to VISIT
his parents Mr.. Reichel is success
full occulist Of that city and IS a gen
tleman with whom it is a pleasure TO
meet.
Mrs. Samuel Bartholomew returned
from Lacrosse last Friday, having
undergone a successful operation upon
her eve. Mrs. Bartholomew has the
sympathy Of many friends in the loss
Of her eve. but she is to be congratu-
lated that she came out OF the opera
ton 50 successfully and that her
health is otherwise good
Geo. w. Dyer attended sale OF
Short-ho cattle at Monona, Iowa, re-
Gently and for neat sum captured
COW, Orange Bud, whose mother sold
for $500. at former sale. The
Druggist Dyer will make famous
farmer and "A successful stock dealer.
Boscobel has veteran and valiant
voter. He turned out Tuesday IN the
snow storm to vote for Mac, Teddy and
Bob. His name is John Wentworth
and he is over % years of age. The
old gentleman has been casting bal
lot for seventy-one years, his first pres
idential vote being for Martin Van
Buren,. He is patriot worthy Of the
name.
The daughters of Eve are generally
accused of a desire to delay their
birthdays and are charged with at
tempts to turn back the hands on the
dial of Time. Not SO with one lady of
Boscobel. She hurried along the hour
by whole month and in innocent and
ignorant bliss celebrated in style a
birthday on the 18th of November that
was rot due until the llth of Decem-
Der. We have heard of Taking Time
by the Forelock' but we never sup
posed that our smiling sister would
lead the old chap around that way.
Study your almanac, sister. Study
your almanac Then you wont try to
make your neighbors think you are a
month older than you are. Billy don't
believe it anyhow
Mr.. Meller, the medicine man, came
to the city Saturday. He saw that the
Dyer drug store was ingood hands and
wendell his way to farther fields
He will return in due season to SUI
perintend that successful store.
Hon. NJ. ?. Rindlaub of Platteville
was in our city last week. He snapped
stories with H. Muiiiey about licking
stamps for the precious public, deciph-
ering the fly tracks on lost letters, and
other trials and tribulations of the de
parted days when both were the ser
wants of Uncle Sam. Return, Rind-
laub, return. Let not your visits be
like those of angels. Herald Helper
holds out his Us"
The pupils of our public schools are
politicians with big p. On election
day this reporter visited the Empor-
ium of Education to learn of partisan
pleas, stirring speeches and annexa-
tion arguments and 10 record the votes
of these embryo statesmen. The fol
lowing is the righteous result; Sth
grade, Mckinley Is, Bryan =; 18th grade,
Mckinley ID, Bryan 5; 9th grade, Nc
Kinley -, Bryan 4 9th grade, Mckin-
ley 20, Bryan II; 18th grade, Mckinley
Al, Bryan ?; Bird grade, Mckinley 30
BRYAN ,: 2nd grade, Mckinley - Bryan
:: LIST grade, Mckinley p, Bryan B
North Side Primary, Mckinley %, Bry
an ;: South Side Primary, Mckinley
30. Bryan t; High school, Mckinley %
BRYAN ~. Total Mckinley 293, Bry
an 73. So the coming man and wo
man is to be republican $50 mote
il be.
4 Business BREEZE: Boscobel bust
ness is like an omuibu, ALWAYS room
for one more. although like that cit!
carry all ii may be considerably crowd
"a
4 new newspaper is the latest vent
ure The press and other paper para
phernalia have arrived and the type
ana traps are coming from Chicag
The Comstock building has beer
leased and Geo w Goldsmith is t. ~
captain of the concern The first is
sue will appear on or about Decembe
lst. Though the child is born it is no
vet named We don't know whether
is to Toe the Boscohel BaZoo or tn
Weekly War Cry But its To be
newspaper and rose by any othe
name would smell as sweet" Well
good for Goldy. We bespeak his sue
cess. If any man kin he kin" nth
mean while Mr. Meyer will manipulate
the Dial Enterprise 10 the satisfaction
of his subscribers and Herald Helpe
will skirmish around Ia help all hand
boom Boscobel let there be no strit
between your herdsmen and my herds
man for we be brethren. And let al
hands have the Herald III their homes
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