The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-26
Budweisev
ON THE
CHINESE MISSIONARIES.


Der onder efening Louie Haasenfeffer
asket me vot dought aboudt der mitch
ionaries Ia Shina. Well" I set, I'D fss
remargable der peculiarly iteas some
peoples hat rekarding der Shinese mitch
fonary skituation, aind't i'd. VI course
I am nod saying dot noqody has a rite
to hat any iteas on der subcheckt bud
some uf dem hat no more iteas den
rabbit yet" I set, Der Won itea Vot I
hat In mint ISIS aboudt dose mitchionaries
vich dcy are drying to civilization Shina.
We suhbosition dot i'd ISIS extensibly to
mage der Shinese belief in our relichion
und in doing Id, incindentalness mage
martyrs uf demselfs lige der Master vot
We belief in. From der recendt acgounds
vot 1 hat readed in der bapers i'd loogs
lige some uf dem hat sugees9fulness init
der martyr bitzness by der way der Sht-
nese hat bin chobbing off DER headtS
und sthicking dem nit razor knifes vile
a few uf dem hat hat der MikadO'S
choice, vich id iss polling oil OF der meadt
axes. I kess uf dey hat i'd to do ofer
again dey vouldt nod bin anxlousness
to go into der mitchionary bitzAess some
poor Shinese alone? Dey hat DER own re-
lichion yust Iige We hat. Dey are a few
ten senshuries otter as We are und MAYBE
dey hat a relichien vot Is better as ours
yet. Uf I am nod istaking We hat SET
eral relfchions ride here ad home und i'd
seems to me dot our mltchionaries couldt
fndt blenty to do here ad home midoutt
LOGGING for Id nit a telescopes. Yes?
No? Dey mide use q few in Me York,
IL Ol.o IL O-Ja I'd
aind't id2
dit you efer see Shinamans vot dit
nod attendt to nobodys bitzness bud his
own. He iss neffer oudt LOGGING for
droubles offer here, because Wy, in der
feerst blaze id ISIS nod hees disbOsition-
ing to mage droubles und in der nexdt
blaze he gould nod walk aroundt nit der
plock before he vouldt f1ndet It yet I
belief der ShInamen ofer in Shina ISIS
right ven he don't sthand for der mitch
ionaries. Undoubtingly der mitchionery
bitzness ISIS a goodt ding-in der right
blaze. bud nod in Shina.
"Subbosition a few Shinese mitchion-
aries shouldt come ofer here und dry to
mage US belief dot We are heathens ind
should mage embracings uf DER relich-
ion. How far would dey ged? Dey
certainly vou1dt nefer finish. Maybe
some uf der Mormons would hge to come
tfer for Jut4h und dry to mree US Nor
mons. Ach Louie! I would hate to bin
Won Of dose Mormons, because I would
nefer ged away fon der bost. Derc IS
Chon ueXander Dowie in Sheecowgo. He
is yust starding some new kint uf a
churches, und 1 dalze notice dot i'd ISIS
ferry unbleasantnessad dimes for Chon.
Dere ts der nople ret man whose relIch-
ion ISIS limited. Yet our mlchionaries
hat ride to Shina und We shouldt not
ged excited uf der Shinese do yust OK
actly vat We would did under der same
circumstances yet
eve should nod plane der Shinese for
Wy dey are sutch susbiciousness nit all
uf der foreigners. Vot hat der doks uf
foreigners efer done to mage der Shi-
nese, rank ind file. dink dot We are der
real ting. Efer since der tay dot Kom-
modore Perry hat q few thinks NIT der
Shineser Koenig und ebened der borts
uf Shina to der world for trade, hat dey
bit gedding der worst uf 1t? I do not
mean der United Stades has been doing
Id. bud ven We led our mitchionaries go
ofer dere, ven We hat more dan dey can
do ad home We are yust as much to
plane as any udder nations. Iss Id nod
SO. Louie? Der Shinese can gie US
carts ind sphades on a whole lod "a
djngs und beadt US oudt, yet We want to
show dem how schmardt We are NIT our
relchion. Id ISIS to laugh ven 1 dink
me sometimes vot a foolishness der