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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16

F. B. Thrilled, Health Inspector Of
Chicago, says, "Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
can not be recommended too highly. It
cured me of severe dyspepsia" 1t d.
gests what you eat and cures Indigestion,
heartburn and all forms Of dyspepsia.
Treland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Tha Pride Of Rhodes.

''Cecil Rhodes must be a very prond
man since the Beers offered $25 900 foI
his head"
Yes, I suppose he's careful to see that
its on straight every time he walks out
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Measuring a william.

How long, oh, how long?" moaned
the unhappy Isabel.
Guy, generous, chivalrous Guy. heard
her and springing forward, with a sim
gle blow he caused the william to meas
ure his length upon the sward.
ooh, thank you!" cried Isabel, and
smiled up at him in grateful acknowl-
edgment of this apt and timely answer
to her uuestion.-Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16

Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware
Of counterfeit and worthless salve Of
fered for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
DeWitt's is the only original. An in
fallible cure for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Advice for the Manufacturer

"AsI understand it," said Cumso,
"oleomargarine is made of beef fat"
"You are undoubtedly right, replied
Cawker. II should think the manufac-
turers would make it of goat fat"
"Why?"
"Because the goat is a natural butter"
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Between Friends,

YES" said the girl who had just re-
ceived a legacy, "he has asked me to
marry him."
Dear mel" replied her dearest friend.
rs he SO much in need of money as all
that ??"-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
A Significant Fact.

Inquiring Standardization, can you
tell me why meteoric stones always
choose to fall in some remote place In
the rural districts?
Professer-I think 1t is because they
can lie there with less liability of de-
lection. Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Truthful hoy.

"What is the reason a chicken cannot
swim? You may answer, Tommy"
II don't know, ma'am. l never saw
one try to swim."-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
To Catch Him.

Fuddy--1 want to get acquainted with
Moskins. but l hardly know how to go
about it, he's such a queer fish,"
Duddy-A queer fish, Ell? Why don't
you drop him a line?-Boston Tran
script.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16

Some women don't know what it is to
sleep well, y In dreams they are haunted
by the pains they bore through the. day.
There Is no rest and no refreshtnent for
them even, in sleep. This condition is
only one feature of many consequent
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
An I1npOssibility.

Photographer-Look pleasant, please.
Sitter-Can't. l live in a boarding
Y. World,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Explained.

Knicker - Wonder why Cholly's 80
popular with the girls? He can't even
express himself.
Bocker-No; but his father can pay
the freight!-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Those Loving Girls.

Nellie-Charlie says l grow more
beautiful every time he sees me.
Maude-If that's the case you ought
to have him call twice O day.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Unlucky SIGN.

II notice that Colonel Henry Waiter
son says he got into the publishing bus
mess by pawning his watch"
s.This will be calculated to make his
enemies shudder every time they see the
three-ball combination. - cleveland
Plain Dealer,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16


envelope without
any printing upon
it. Write without
fear and without
fee.
II want to praise
your medicine,"
writes Mrs. Sarah ].
Burney, of Crescent,
Putnam Co., Fla. II
have been sick for
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
A Few Lines.

Tda-Sometimes a few lines will
cause a woman ne end of worry.
May--Yes; especially if they happen
to be in her face.-Chicago Daily
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
His work Unsatisfactory.

His Work Unsatisfactory.
ibid you ever get the money D'Auber
owed you?"
mo. He wanted to square accounts
by painting my house inside and out"
"Well, that would have evened things
up. Why didn't you let him""
II was going to until l saw n Of his
Observation-Disclosures Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
ITS GENIAL WARMTH.
-dUan
t)hp.

Old Lady-Aren't you cold, little
boy?
Boy-Nit! Dis cigar keeps me COM
fortable,-N. Y. World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16

Lewis Dennis, Salem. Ind, says, "Ko-
dol Dyspepsia Cure did me more good
than anything I ever took" 1t digests
what you eat and can not help but cure
dyspepsia and stomach troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Not Guilty,

Mother-Willie, didn't | say I'd whip
you If you put another rubber button on
the stove?
Willie-Yes'm, but faint me this time,
ma. Its pa smokin' one of them cigars
YOU bought him for Christmas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
The Show Business,

Manager (of dime-museum, entering
hurriedly)-Say! one er yous fellers run
down ter the bicycle store an get a re-
pair kit; the boa constructors pune
tured.-Judg -
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16

The modern and most effective cure
for constipation and all liver troubles
the famous little pills known as DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. Ireland's Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16

upon forms OF dis
ease peculiar to
W O III e Il. I h e
head aches often,
or tn are
spells of dizzi-
ness or faintness,
there is pain in
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Borrows Everything Else.

'Shortleigh is always cheerful-never
borrows trouble"
"He has to draw the line somewhere"
IN. Y. Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16

II think he's q fool! I shall refuse
him II he asks M to marry him.
Eyes, Ishould, suppose that would be
quite conclusive."-Detroi Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
The California i.Amitsd

Finest train west Of Chicago; 30 hours 80
minutes Santa Fe to Los Angeles. Pull
man, Dining Car, Understanding Car,
with Barber Shop, Observation Car
with Ladies' Parlor). Vestibuled and
electric-lighted throughout. -Four times
. week-Mondays, Thursdays. Fridays
and Saturdays, 3. 4. m, from Santa Fe.
Santa Fe route.
n. 8. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Te, N. NJ.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16

There is no better medicine for the
babies than Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. Its pleasant taste and prompt and
effectual cures make 1t a favorite with
mothers and small children. 1t quickly
cures their coughs and colds, preventing
pneumonia or other serious conse-
quences. 1t also cures Group and has
been used in tens of thousands of cases
without a single failure so far as we have
been able to learn. 1t not only cures
Group, but when given as soon as the
croupy cough appears, will prevent the
attack. In cases of whooping cough 1t
llqueAes the tough mucus, making 1t
easier to expectorate, and lessons the
severity and frequency of the paroxysms
of coughing, thus depriving that disease
Of all dangerous consequences. For
sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16

This psper 10 for sale ~ the
drug st0fo Of y. 1Ose FOrsyth,
Corf1llos, New 2oxioo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
An Excited Bostonian.

Urged to the top of their speed by
whip and spur the horses were nearing
the end of the rae
The favorite, Eli, had made a mag
nificent squirt and taken the lead, and
the excitement was intense.
The elderly Boston citizen who had
been prevailed upon to go to the race
vas visibly moved.
Arrive at your destination, Ell" he
exclaimed, softly clapping his gloved
hands.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERmA.

nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion. makes you eat. sleep.
work ana happy. Satisfaction guaran.
teed or money back. = ots. and 50 cts.
For sale ct Fishers drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Heroic Remedy.

A New Jersey lunatic had his reason
restored by falling from the window Of
an asylum and striking on his head.
We know of several statesmen who
might improve themselves by throwing
somersau!ts from the apex of the Wash.
ington Observation-Disclosures Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
Do You Know These Dictionary Girls

A dissagreeable girl-Annie Mostly.
A sweet girl-Carrle Mel
A very pleasant g%irl-Jennie Rosity.
A smooth girl-Amelia Ration.
A seedy glrl--Cora Ander.
A clear case of girl-E. Lucy Date.
A girl-Hester Ical.
A geometrical girl-Polly Con.
Not ortohox-Hetty Rodoxy.
One of the best girls-Ella Cant.
A flower girl-Rhoda Dendron.
A musical girl-Sarah Made.
A star girl-Metia Oric.
An uncertain girl-Ella G.
A wal like girl--Millie Tary.
G. H. Appleton, Justice of Peace,
C%larksburg, N. j., says, "DeWitt's Little
Early Risers are the best pills made for
constipation. We use no others" Quick
ly cure all liver and bowel troubles.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-16
DYSPEPSIA CAN BE CURED BY USING
ACKER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
% cts.
Tor n,1o - dr,,o c+ora
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
sREAp-sAklNo PAYS WELL

4. Easter. 0ssa p building Up . 0seA-
FayfnG Business.
Braad-making as means Of bread
winning IN the occupation followed BY
q Riri In an eastern town. She was
asked by Q neighbor to include for her
an extra loaf Of two in every baking.
Other neighbors heard OF and duplicat-
ed this arrangement. From this mod
est beginning the friendly service grew
to a business. The village is one much
frequented in summer by wealthy New
Workers., and from May to November
the youthful baker has difficulty in fill
ing her orders for bread and rolls, even
by working from g a. III. often till near
ly midnight. Her custom has made
necessary the replacement of the fam
lily cook stove with a fine new range In
whose ovens sixteen loaves of bread
may be baked at once.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22

In q letter to DrS Hartman coacern-
ing tie merits OF Pe-ru-nA, Mrs. Brow
Or writes. among other things:
Westerly. r. I.
Dear Dr.. Hartmann find Pe-ru-nA
q sure cure for all catarrhal aaectioDs
20 COMMON in this part Of the country.
It cures . cold at once. There u ~
cough medicine that can At all equal
Pe-ru-nA. As for la grippe. there IL
no other remedy that can at all COM
pare with Pe-ru-na.
II an among the sick great deal
in our city and have supplied many
tnvalids with Pe-ru-na, simply be-
eanas l an enthusiastic in my faith
~ to its results. have never known
1t to fail to quickly and permanently
remove that demoralixed state Of the
human system which follows In grippe.
TN all cases Of extreme weakness
I uss Pe-ru-nA with perfect confidence
of = good result. In cases Of weak
ness peculiar to my sex am sure that
no other remedy can approach in sosd
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
rhe chrf<rmas Trss,

The Christmas tree which sntses
very largely into our festival comes TO
US from Germany. where, on tie svs
of the anniversary, a tree 10 set " In
nearly every household, bright VITA
candles and paper decorations Of vari-
Gus colors. Underneath the tres are
put the presents that each member of
the family is to give to the others. and
when the tree is still burning, amid
the laughter and shouting Of the ehil-
dren. the presents are distributed.
In Germany. too. St. Nicholas CONES
around three weeks before Christmas.
1t il st. Nicholas day. and the sAil-
dren on this day make known their
wants for the Christmas season. Thea
he II supposed to drive away TO an un-
known land and get his loads of goods,
bringing them back for the Christnas
stockings.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
ycs-,ns .saoso cssss.

Scsr,ns -Sanso Cless.
You afraid Of Santa Clans! 0oeAaa0
me, I'm notl
I'm lots too big to let hin AAhs -
scared;
Sides, year ago I aav hin, righ4 o.
Christmas eve.
10 now he wouldn't scold me u he
dared!
fes. Stree! He's big an fat. like his
pictures are:
An was sittin by the chimlsy, 10
When he lit right on the hearth, shook
the snow fakes o6,
An turned to me, an says: why.
howdy do?"
Men l run back to the door-s1s -
lock him in
I'm pretty WELL" says; an Asa we
sat.
An talked a lot about hi work. an
he told me, he did,
Twas hard to get around when
you're 70 fat
Bime-by l says, Il hope you won't for
get me Christmas day.
Although I'm not the best q sAil-
dren, cause
II you should do so, I'm afraid I'd have
to tell the boys
That b'lieve in you There ANT 10
Santa Claus!'"
My! Didn'e he turn pale! He caught
holt O. my hand;
Says Don't do that, please. for-l
like you.
I'll give you heaps O. things you want.
Z you'll b'lieve in me,
An let the other children do % tool"
SO we made a 'greement. an / Will
have some things
At Christmas time. you bet! what's
that you say?
Don't b'lieve / ever ,cared old Santa
Claus? Well now,
Jest ask him, II you see him Christ
mas day!
Selected.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
For cbri.rms. ct,,os.

me Hopkins family were out c
match boxes. and If there is one thin
On which the Independent and divers
minded Hopkins family stands -
unit IT 10 that \ naatch box be provide
ior every room. One by ons the box.
naa disappeared. The tin ones Id
n s.alen TO pieces and the china ones hi
oso.so and for two weeks the Hopkit
family trottsd to the saucer Of match
On the psrlor mantel or to the neat
BOARD boz In the kitchen when ~
Weassd light Their gas bill !
sesee DefesDehay. for with 10 ma
oeeoss - II took b light the ma q
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22

results the action of Pe-ru-aA- y
meets All the bad symptoms to which
females are subject. The irreGulaEs-
ties and nervousness, tie ds6S1ty oAo
nissries which amict more Or le0 ~
women from girlhood to change a
life, are one and all net a1A Sver-
ceAs BY this excellent remedy. v1A
every young lady in oxr city soaho
rsAA your book.
''Mrs. Lsxie n. Brewsr.~
Pe-ru-na will cure the worst eaoaD
Of catarrh. La grippe il acute sS1-
demic catarrh, for which Pe-ru-nA =
. specific.
Mn. ]. W. Reynolds, New AsooA
Ohio. suffered for many ysars WA
chronic catarrh Of the lungs. hsaA 40
throat; continuous cough; AaAy
physiciaAs failed to cure. FsenAAaae-
ly cured BY Pe-ru-na. ThouaAAAs q
testimonials could be produced. A
valuable treatise on catarrh ssnt ffss
by The Pe-ru-aa Medicine Coapaay.
Colunbas. O.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22

COulQ not turn II on SO ln6tAnt0noOu1H
ly ~ the gas companies have trained
householders into doing. Consequent
ly inQuisitive neighbors from beneath
or above. or across the way. gossiped
over the amount of company the Hop
kinses seemed to be having lately, for
regular glare Of illumination stream
cd out nightly from their windows.
It was q queer thing that no one
seemed able to think OF the family
necessity till twilight came. Then reg
ular remarks would be made. and Ma
rion would blame Alice. and Alice
would ask Tom why in the world he
couldn't take 4 little responsibility
and Mr.. Hopkins would inquire Of his
wife II there was no one in the family
who could 60 surety for the appearances
OF some match boxes by the next even
Ing. And then next day Alice would
come home from down town and her
mother would ask her If she had re-
membered the match boxes. and blank
il too feeble word to describe the
expression OF her face on those several
occasions.
For two weeks they said things un-
der their breaths in the inky dark
ness, or burned gas recklessly. Then
one morning Marion departed for hsaI
semi-weekly music lesson down town
and said the same old thing-"I'm COL
Ing to get some match boxes today
and her mother smiled patiently and
replied: IF you should happen to 70
member it. dear. you might get thu
whole number-eight"
That noon Alice came home from
the north side. where she had beer
staying for few days. and laid q par
Gel triumphantly in her mothers lap
Il didn't even have them sent out,
she said, gleefully 81 was SO deter
mined to have them here tonight. il
was just getting on . car and hap
pened to think of them R seeing
man light his cigar. SO 60! OF. There
are eight Of them"
Mrs. Hopkins was properly glad and
they laughed together owe Marion's
declaration that morning, nd Of how
for the last time they wouh call thai
blank expression into play sefore they
showed her that some one IA the fam-
lily had At last remembered. BY and
BY Marion came.
I've got them" she called. "The
whole eight"
Sixteen match boxes, said Mr..
Hopkins, with resignation. Choose
the prettiest. girls, and se'll put the
rest away for another such smsr-
gency."
That evening Mr.. Hopkins came in
with his face wreathed In smiles.
THE young fry are 10 hot-hsaded
these days." he remarkd, as he COM
placently laid knobby bundle in his
wifs's lap. I'm sorry for Tom"
What about Tom?' asked Mrs..
Hopkins. Is she felt suSiciously Of the
package.
I'VE had started hme together"
said Toms father. the keenest enjoy
ment in his voice, md were mp -
va1 Buren. when Ton jumped up and
.aAds for the platform, called to him
and he yelled back 'Atch boxes!' and
shot out the door. tried to gst to
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
A Lox,er.S Wfsh.

Since you cannot. will not. dear.
Give your tricksy heart.
Let me murmur in your ear
Joy you may impart
write to kind old Santa Claus
Plead-as would WOO
Reg him Just to send to me
Christmas dream OF you.
Some people are willing to be good II
,.ia for II and others are good fsf
nothing
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
A child:s Qusrx.

In all the Santa Claus pictures.
I've seen in my little day,
He's travelling across the snow-orifts
With . reindeer before . sleigh.
And this IL the thing about II,
I'd really like to know
Does he travel in wagon
When there isn't any snowf
Newspaper Clipping.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
srATr o. OHIO. CRY o. TOLEDO. 3.

erATR OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, l..
LUCAS COUNTY,
Frank J. Cheney rsakes oath that he Is the
senior partner Of ths nrm of F. J. Cheney Il Co,
doing business In Lhe City Of Toledo, County
and State Aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case OF Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use OF Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to beforo me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day OF December, A. D. l606
[SEAL Nntarv Pnhl,c.
Halls Catarrh Curo is taken internally. and
octs directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
Of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
Ed. CHENEY 4 CO, Toledo, O
Sold by DruRRtsts, 7bc.
Halls Family PtlIs are tho best
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
LoeomotIves for Rent.

Hundreds Of locomotives are rented ev-
cry year. Several corporations make
their chief revenue this way. The Bald
wins have many "A machine out on the
rental form of payment. That Ii. the
engines are rented in the same way that
you would buy stove on installments-
% much down. so much month. the
payments to apply on the final purchase
money. II Is seldom however, that q
railroad rents locomotives.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
n..t for the Roxal..

No matter what ails you, headache
to . cancer, you will never get we'll
uatil your bowels are put right.
CASCARETS help nature, cure you
without Q grippe or pain. produce easy
natural movements, cost you Just 10
coats to start getting your health back.
CASCARETS Candy Cathartic. the
genuine. put up in metal boxes, every
tablct has C. C. c. stamped on 1t. Be-
ware Of limitations.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22

TABLE,
him to tell him that I'd got the batch.
but he was gone. What's the matter!
Didn't I set enough?
Alice exerted herself fsverishly to
ret the twenty-four receptacles ar
ranged on table before Toms arrival.
and when Tom came he didn't for
minute understand his reception. Then
his eve fell on the tableful Of distorted
.h.nes and he slowly added his quota
tn the general contribution. while bis
father gave an impromptu lecture On
haste vs.. waste. The Hopkins family
have concluded to give match bo1ss
for Christmas presents this year.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
ns.,t Gee Foo,.ore. 0et EOOT.EAi

Dsa's Get Footsore! Gst FOOT-EAsE.
A certain cure for Swollen. Smart
ing, Burning. Sweating Feet, Corns
and Bunions. Ask for Aliens Foot
Ease, q powder. Cures Prostitutes and
Chilblains. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy. N. Y.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
HsALIn INSURANCE.

Ladies' or gentlemen are wanted at
every postofiice in the West as agents
to sell health Insurance; $500 year
pays $500 4 week; 500 a year pays
$1,000 . week. Steady business and
liberal commissions. Reference the
best on earth-COlorado state insurance
department. +. W. Reed, general
agent, 317-31S Cooper building, Den
yer, Colo.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22

To. Co. Get Ansa.s Yoot-Esss Frss.
Write to-day to Allen 9. Olmsted. lie
Roy. N. Y. for = FREE sample OF
Aliens Foot Ease. 4 powder. 1t cures
sweating, damp, swollen. aching feet.
Makes new or tight shoes easy. A Ger
tain cure for Chilblains and Frost-bttes
At all druggists and shoe stores; 25c.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
r.r n.r,. at the window.

Coarse oatmeal is an excellent food
to provide for the wild birds that are
catered to from window or doorsill.
Chopped suet Is always relished-birds
are fond Of fat. Indian corn, hemp
seed and boiled chopped liver are rec
commended for this philanthropic pur'
pose. To avoid the onslaught Of cats
Q basket hung at window or box
on a pole may be employed.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
w Natlon,. Wealth,

The material wealth and strength Of
eur nation is in iron the most useful
Of all metals, just as the wealth Of u
human being lies in useful stomach.
II you have overwOrked yours, try
Hostetters Stomach Bitters. 1t will
relieve the clogged bowels, improve the
appetite and cure constipation, dyspep-
da and biliousness.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
One Election Curiosity.

1t is one of the curiOslties Of the pres
idential election that the banner Re-
publican township should be located
In North Carolina. In the Shelton
Laurel township In that state Mckinley
got 21O votes and Bryan none.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22

Garfield Tea produces a healthy &C
ton of the stomach, liver, kidneys ant
boyels; 1t purifies the blood, thus pro
tecting the system against disease.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22

A chap out In far Albuquerque
Wrote East in a hand rather juerQue.
That II still In the mood.
And the walking was good,
He'd be home for Thanksgiving tuerqu
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22

He shot man, but then, of course,
That's common on the Platte;
But when he took an stole horse.
We drew the line at that.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22

Garfield Tea is an invaluable remedy
for all forms OF bowel and stomach dis
orders; it will cure the most obstinate
case of chronic constipation.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22
LIuu,d AR on the skIp.

II a spray of liquid air is applied to the
skin the part IL frozen as hard as Ice. but
in a few minutes circulation returns with
out injury to the tissue providing the
part Is not at some extremity.
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22

Ian sure Ptso's Cure for Consumption saved
ny life three yearr ago.-Mrs THos. RoBBHs'
Maple Street. Norwich, N. Y, Feb. II. 1900
The Meeker herald., 1900-12-22

Under the head Of "length of residence
a census enumerator wrote opposite
mans name. go feet" It's a wonder h
didn't set his age down as cabbage.