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A Bishop's Retort.

At dinner party n young man was
once talking rather fooiishiy about
Darwin and his books. and he said TO
the bishop Of Winchester (Wilberforcel.
"My lord. have you read Darwin's last
book on the Descent of MANI +" Yes,
l have" said the bishop, whereupon
the young man continued: What non
sense it is talking of our being de-
scended from apes! Besides. | can't
see the use of such stuff can't see
what difference it would make to me if
my grandfather was an ape"
mo" the bishop replied; II don't see
that it would. But it must have made
an amazing difference to your grand
motherr'
The young man had no more to say.
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assl ESrfurs =. SfrittNef..

4 So. NElsLS OF the New Year, y bells OF the
E night.
4D Low ntonations. half sorrow. half
49, Mingling and tingling and silvern and
SOFT
Waken and ring to the ends OF the earth
Touched Of a sorrow that gaddens to Joy,
Freighted with faith as a bird with the spring,
Loud through the midnight. o echoing bells,
Clamor and quayer and thunder and swing
Night on the city broods waiting and dumb,
Snow on the meadow lies sulen and cold;
waken the world TO the birth OF the New,
Soace the earth for the death OF the Oldl
Future and Past mingled one,
Starlight and moonlight and pleasure and pain;
Linked to the New is the Old that is lost,
Linked by bell with its chime for a chain.
Down the soft food OF the swift brazen sound.
Faces long lost now 10 you and to me,
| Voices that died when the summer young,
Homeward, drift homeward, as sails from the
sea-
Harkl For a moment the Ginning is hushedl
Lo, for a moment the music hangs furedl
Ia il a spirit, phantom. goes forth,
withered and gray from the face Of the worldS
Something unknown to the hand TO the eye,
Something unseen OF the watchers has gone.
/ Tinged with the gold Of the morning to be,
Come, my soul, and be glad with the dawnl
Old Year, adicu: here's goodby to regret;
| Dawn, as the eve, has its crimson and gold.
All that the old days have lost shall be found,
All that shall come with the New Year be old
Swing, waking heart, TO the tune OF the bells;
Swing with the hope that their clangor has
| hurled,
Echoed and borne 20 the ends OF the earth
Love still endures. and tis well with the world.
Bells OF the New Year, o bells OF the night,
Low intonations less sorrow than mirth,
Waken and thunder your tidings OF love,
! Thunder and ring to the ends OF the earth
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CHANCERY SALE.-In

(NhANCEkr A SaLE.-ln pursuance ana
" by virtue of "a decree of the Circuit Court for
the County of Van Buren, I'm Chancery, in the state
of Michigan, made and dated the 26th day of
November, A. ID. 1900, in certain therein
pending, wherein Mary A. Ryan il complainant,
and Agnes Elizabeth Ryan, Agnes f. Ryan, Dam
iel w. Ryan, Cornelius Ryan, Eliza Ryan are de-
PENDANTS.
Notice is hereby given, that shall sell at public
auction to the highest bidder at the front door of
the court house, in the village OF Paw Paw county of
Van Buren, and state of Michigan, said court house
being the place for holding the circuit court in and
for said county, on Monday, the 14th day of Janu-
ary. A. d. 1901 at 10 o'clock i'm the forenoon of said
day all of the following described lands and prem
ises viz
The southwest quarter OF section thirty-four In
township south, range fourteen west and the
west tty-three and one-half acres OFF the west side
OF the southeast quarter of said section thirty
four, said township, being the township of Bloom
ingdale, Van Buren county, Michigan.
Also the north fractional half of the northwest
fractional quarter Of section three in township two
south, range fourteen west, being the township of
waverly, said county and state.
Dated, Paw Paw, Mich, November 2Sth, A. ID.
1900.
DAVID ANDERSON,
Circuit Court Commissioner in and for Van Buren
County. Michigan
LINCOLN II. TITUS,
Solicitor for Complainant. sit7o90
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lizard Him Sigh.

81 have been sitting on the porch
listening to the signing of the wind"
she said sentimentally by way of ex-
PLANTATION of her long absence from the
house.
"Yes: | heard him sigh" promptly
put in the small boy.
Him? Who| demanded the head
of the household.
"Why. that young fellow you always
said was nothing but wind" answered
the boy. And thus was the secret be-
trayed-Chicago Post.
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unhertnn. Ton Mnch.

George" said Mrs. Ferguson, "for
heavens sake straighten up! You're
worse hump shouldered than ever"
Laura" retorted Mr.. Ferguson, ''be
satisfied with having married me to
reform me. When you try to reshape
me. you are undertaking too much."-
Chicago Tribune.
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P2,ysR;EH!1eh|.e;:!41!3aE 2,! :::!;.!. IL He|.;:4!3a:
LEeH hpTIcEs
PaselsassIEsA FRAT sAfoE5ss FOB HFAs,ne = A,Ep..

FiNAL AIOUN T.-State Of Michigan,
County of Van Bu8n-ss. Probate Court for said
county.
AZ session of II probate court for said county,
neid AT the proba3 office, in the village of Paw
raw on Satnrdaiyt the 22d day OF December, in the
year OF our - one thousand niue hundred.
bate. '5
In the mattI OF the estate of yyilIia,n A
Hill, deceased
Ella Hill, exyutrix of said estate comes into
court ana repJ ents that she IL now prepared 20
render her hn1 account as sncb ,,'.cr,trix and
files the sameJ
Ihertupoh 4s ordered that Monday, the 2Sth day
on january uxt, at ten O'Clock IN the forenoon,
De ASSIGNED ~ examining and allowing such ac-
count, ana ~ the heirs at law of said deceased,
auu al ersOns Interested in said estate, are
Iepureu p 70 vpear at session of said court, then
.o De nolden the probate Office i'm the village of
law "a" said county, and show cause, II any
'here pe, the said account should not be allowed.
Ahu ~ further ordered, that said executrix
6NvshoucoIo the persons interested I'm said estate
y, ene ,P'Yiency OF said account and the hearing
,i,-, tneievi, " causing copy of this order 10 be
puonsneu{n the True NOrtherner. a newspaper
prlniseu 10 circulating in said county, three sue.
cessne v'eks az least previous TO said day of
.a,,-o,,J JAMES III. JOHNSON,
''''O' Judge of Probate.
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CAnhcERY SALE.-In pursnance b

GhAkcERT SALE.-In pursuance and
L b' v;rns OF a decree OF the circuit court for
the co,,rro Van Buren, In chancery, i'm the state
of Mich.ep made and dated on the 18th day of
Nove,,,1st A.. ID. 1900. i'm a certain cause therein
nsndi,o nherein The Citizens state Bank of South
HaNe,s corporation under the laws of Michigan is
comrI,Bsnt, and Libbie Seeley and Benton ID.
seelsv.r defendants.
NoSrk hereby given, that shall sell at public
ancttoa the highest bidder, at the front door of
tbs c~ar house IN the village of Paw Paw, county
of VI Blren and state OF Michigan, lsaid court
nous heug the place for holding the circut court
in M, for said county,) on Monday the 2ist day of
Ja,I,r, a. ID. l0OO az ten o'clock IN the fore
80 Of said day all, so much thereof as may be
ee,..sry to raise the amount due 60 the said com
lsksnt for principal, interest and costs i'm said
cait oi the ioIlo"lnB uerCIlOeu l"Hus anu piehil-
se8nz;
vfi,ge of South Haven.
Iaied Paw Paw, Mich, December 9Th, A. ID. 1900
DAVID ANDERSON,
dnit Court Commissioners Ia and for Van Buren
Idnty, Michigan.
COOK X COOK,
Solicitors for Complainant. S5t,O92
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The water Of the future city will be
pure. the temperature will be equalized.
food will be scientifically preserved and
prepared and men will more and more
obey the common sense laws of health.
avoiding extremes of exertion and stim-
ulation.
Many propositions for the simplifica-
ton OF lif. which now seem chimerical
may yet justify their champions Con-
densed milk has stood the test Of half a
century of use. and other foods may be
prepared in quantities by inexpensive la
Dor and thus make it possible 10 live, il
not on 10 cents n day. at least without
the cost Of maintaining a separate kitch-
en- for every three or four persons. In
that happy time there will perhaps be no
The true northerner., 1900-12-28

At the time Of the Roman occupation
of Britain five distinct species of dogs
were there, most of which can with
certainty be identified with those of the
present day. There were the house,
dog. the greyhound. the bulldog, the
terrier and the slowhound.
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Help is needed at once when persons
life is in danger. A neglected cough or
cold may soon become serious and should
be stopped at once. One Minute Cough
Cure quickly cures coughs and colds and
the worst cases of Group, bronchitis,
grippe and other throat and lung
troubles. T.. b. Longwell. [tf
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WHAT WILL THE
NEW CENTURY SEE?
A DIP INTO THE FUTURE
By George L. Kilmer. - ~

necessity for reducing the hours of sleep
to four in every 24. yet IL the forms of
entertainment multiply with other things
everybody can keep awake 20 hours a
day without suffering ennui.
The scientists tell us that even at the
rapid rate projected for all forms of ac-
tivity life and limb will be measurably
secure. The perfected airship is one of
the certaintes of dreamers, but even
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what shall We Have for Dessert

This question arises i'm the family every day.
Let us answer il to-day. Try Iel-O, delicious
dessert. Prepared in two minutes. No bakingl
add hot water and set TO cool. Flavors;-Lem
Orange, Raspberry and Strawberry. Al your
grocer's. cents.
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Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in Child
Tens Howe in New York, cure Fevershness.Bad
Stomach, Teethng Disorders, move and reg&ate
Sample FREE, address. Allen S. Olmsted lie Roy,
n Y.
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ItKeeps the Feet Warm and Dry.

Ask for Aliens Foot-Ease powder. IL cures
chilbains, swollen, sweating, sore, aching, damp
feet At all Druggists and shoe stores, 2sc. Sam
pie FREE. Address Allen s. olmsted, lie Roy,
N Y.
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Bronx river, New York, derives its
name from joints Bronx, who settled I'm
that region In 1850.
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This signature is on every box of the genuine
Laxative Br0mo-Quinine Tablets
the remedy that cares a cold in ONE day

The most effective little liver pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers
They never grippe. Il. B. Longwell. Ltf
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Pleases all the family. -Four lavors:-Lemon, or
ange, raspberry and strawberry. AT your grocer's
10 cents
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nannArE sol r. R.-slale OF M.chlgan


ooun's o'ls r ~ " ProOate Court for the county
81 w., 49,, I'm the probate Office. ia the
s;,ls,-a - D.. - on saturday, the 18TH day Of
ne,t. - 80 ,sarOne thousand nine hundred.
presa,,t tIoo r.mes III. Johnson, Judge of Pro-
bate. .. %, a., - ,,
In the matter 81 ps , VI - 4N'"o'' 0iAi'"
and Paul III. Sfaiib, .... ~,
On reading and hns "a ~ tl' uutS ,eiiii'
i,, 49,, , -hersin stated, that she may be au-
tie-;,a 80 . c-snd and licensed to sell the real
-stat. a., ~ s'il - ~fnon described.
'rhera,,,'o' FsOdered, that Monday, the 18th
do,, - Tan,, u 1871, at ten O'Clock in the forenoon,
hs.' sssiaa,d tor the hearing of said petition,
ana am ,s . nferested i'm said estate are required
70 annaar ~ ssson OF said court, then 10 be hold
en ~ ths Prste Office, in the village OF Paw Paw
and slo,,, c,rsen any there be, why the prayer of
tbe ne,i,to, ~ sbonld not be granted.
Ana A. h Thher ordered that said petitioner give
notice 20 h., pefOns interested In said estate OF the
nendercv ~ sald petition and the hearing thereof
bv csusi1 r copy of this order 10 be published in
tIe Trn, Sorherner, newspaper printed aud cir
culatine /. ssn county of Van Buren,, for three
snccessi % seAs at least previous TO said day OF
hearing JAMES II. JOHNSON,
09s7t4ooaoC Judge of Probate.
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ORpER ZOE H Asn,csIHv Van ShhasMs:- hassn0ss:- !

y State OF MichiRan 9{s an Order ~ H. mo-
Notice is hereby giyen 'nyrs Bnren. ,nnde o,, the
s'e ,@.s ~ -, IN feoo, SIX months from
.,'a .Ss va; ~ - rjitors 10 present their
'na. ns u"'o 49,, 49, aios q" R.s of NyrOn H0skins,
late of said county, dok9s~ rsonir.d "a ,,ras',,,
LII, y. au ~ s, 800 court, at the probate
as al 0ie'ns m w Saiu l<p.u Paw, for examination
ouiSei % ~ VIC 'iase II iors the 18th day OF June,
az" 1,io"an'e, ~ On W ssch claims will be heard
80 - ~, ~ - M a.n ~ Monday, the 18th day Of
wasns SAN 'v' ,as, .~ on Monday, the 18th day
OF June. A. ID. l9u -' '''
"1on n,,'1 "a 1sen n.. " VA h 4. d. 1870 s7t5o9l
''ei lanes H' IcaSsON, Judge of Probate.
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The successful contestant in the abo|
picture is a most beautiful woman
princess of royal blood, creaturd
caprice. She is the most interest,"
heroine of the charming story II
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lERE a prophet 20 foretell an ad-
INV vancement in manners, morals,
learning and social and mate
tsl<t<zl rial progress for the next CEN
f,,,..y nrtttaI 40 fhot ~ tho Sf hQ
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Officers Elecled

At the regular meeting of Summit
lodge, United Moderns, Thursday
night, the following officers were elect
ed: o. w. Baum, past chancellor, II.
G. Young, chancellor; @. "A. Husong
guide; e. F. Ruede' orator; r. G. Bran,
don, regent; |. Leroy Miller, recorder;
ii. T, Brandon, financief; l., Z. Kim.
fin, warden; w. Nj. Clark, watchman
The lodge will meet again next Thurs.
day evening in Oriental hall.
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A Fine Distinction.

A young down town drug clerk who
had heard the story of the colored wo-
man who had asked for flesh colored
court plaster and was given black by
the observant dealer stored the Incl.
dent away in his mental dust box and
decided to use it at the first opportu-
nifty. He had not long to wait. for a
few nights ago comely colored girl
stepped into the store where he was
employed "Ah wants some cou't plas-
ter" she said.
"What color?" inquired the clerk,
with affected nonchalance.
"Flesh cullah, sah."
Trembling in his shoes and keeping
within easy reach Of heavy pestle,
the clerk handed the woman a box of
black court plaster and he was sur
prised at the time that the situation af-
forded so little humor. The woman
opened the box with deliberation that
was omlnous. but she was unrufiled
when she noted the color Of the con-
tents.
"Ah guess yo' mus a-misunderstood
nah ordah. All asked foh flesh cullah,
and yo' done give me skin cullah."
The drug clerk is still little dazed
from the encounter, and he has firmly
resolved to subject every Joke to rigid
laboratory test hereafter before using,
-Pittsburg News,
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A story of Anthony Hope.

Anthony Hope Hawkins, always a
believer in men of letters standing by
each other, worked tremendously hard
to help on the fund which the Authors
society Of London Is trying to accumu'
late, from which pensions are to be
paid to authors whose literary merit
has not brought them corresponding
income a!sl who view increasing years
with fear.
Once an unfortunate writer who Wis.,
tied Mr., Hawkins at his rooms In
Buckingham street, by the Embank-
mcnt gardens. exclaimed on leaving
with something In his pocket, "Oh, sir,
l feel that Providence must have sent
me to you"
And the reply came with twinkle in
his benefactor's eye, Let us hope,
however, that Providence will not ac.
quire the habit of doing so."--Argo-
nuut
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Treatment For sprains.

The prevalence OF sprains and strains
owing to the indulgence in athletic
exercises of all kinds moves an an
thority on the treatment of these pain
full accidents to say:
A little common sense treatment IL
often all that is needed when the strait
is at ankle or wrist and without com
plications. 1t will swell very alarming
ly at first and gradually develop a
frightful looking bruise, but from the
first 1t should have complete rest ant
a treatment of hot and cold douches
the hot being used at first. when tht
swelling Is painful, and the cold later
on, as sort of tonic to the relaxed
muscles. The hot must be very hot
and the cold very cold, as the tepid
water does harm rather than good.
For the first day of strain, when
all the wrenched cartilages and mus
cles are aching, great relief Is found in
poultlce of egg and salt. To make it,
beat the white of an egg till light, but
not stiff. Stir In gradually a cup and
a half of salt. or more If needed, tc
make thick. pastelike icing. Spread
this on cloth and bandage in place
Cover all with oil silk or thick bath
towel to protect the sheets, since the
egg leaks out continually. After this
has relieved the soreness begin witt
hot water lamentations and wear q
light, firm bandage. except at night.
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vitiated air filled with particles Of dust
poisonous coloring matter and other sub
stances, irritating to the throat and
lungs. 1t is no wonder that so many mill
hands have an obstinate cough or that so
many Of them die of lung trouble"
1t is to operatives whose work makes
them peculiarly liable to lung disease
that DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery comes as priceless boon. 1t posi-
lively cures deep seated and obstinate
coughs, bronchial affections, bleeding of
the lungs, and other diseases which il
neglected lead to consumption.
when I commenced taking your medicines,
eighteen months ago, my health was completely
broken down" writes Mrs. Cora l.. Sunderland,
of Chaneyville, Calvert Co., Nd. AT times
could rot even walk across the room, withou,
said had lung trouble and that would never
be we'll again. At last I concluded to try DR.
Picrce's medicines. bought bottle of Golden
Medical Discovery took it, aud soon commenced
take both the Golden Medical Discovery ant
the Favorite Prescription which did. Alto
Rether have taken eighteen bottles of Colder
Medical Discovery twelve of the Favorite Pre-
scription aud Eve vials Of Pellets. am nov
almost entirely we'll, and do all my work with
out any pain whatever, and can ran with NOR
ease than could formerly Ddik"
You can consult DIR. Pierce by Letter
absolutely without charge. He will care.
fully consider your condition, and write
you fully, giving you familiar, fatherly
advice as we'll rs medical direction. Your
letter will be held as strictly private
and sacredly confidential. Address DR..
K. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
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Hird InteIIiaence.

During n high wind one summer day
young oriole was thrown from its
nest to the ground, 1t was picked up
by kind hands and kept in the house
till the storm was over and then placed
on the roof of the piazza. A watch
was kept behind the closed blinds of Il
window near by to note proceedings
on the part Of the parent birds. They
In the meantime had seen the little one
borne away and had followed it to the
house, and. as 1t was kept near the
open window, its cries had apprisss
them OF It's whereabouts. They soon
came to II on the roof and lowered
about it, doing much talking and con-
sulting together.
Finally they allghted near the little
one, and the female slipped her wing
under II and seemed to urge some
course of acting upon the male, who
iidgeted about coming to the little one,
spreading his wings over it, then fly
ing to a tree, when the female followed
him and brought him back and again
slipped a wing under the little one.
; Finally he seemed TO understand or
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}RealEState Transfers;



FURNISHED by the Abstract. Title
Guarantee and Trust Company, No.
226 South Main ST.
Frank w. Morris ct al. to Mamie
Morris, 66 feet w. Center ST., $500
Chas. zimmerman and wife to Edwin
King, 80 feet Wundcrlick ave, $3.50.
Tho Barberton Land and Improve
mont company ct al. to Chas Ammer-
man, 36s feet Hopocan ave, Barber,
ton. Sl275,
The Barberton Land and Improve
mcnt company ct nj, to Jules l.. Ar,
nouX. "a feet TuscNrawas ave, Barber.
ton $3.50,
Charles H. Akcrs aud wife to Dora
Il. Cook 100 feet East Market St,
$500
Ernest II. Snyder to The City Of
Akron, 30 feet Bowery ST., $1,000.
Augustus ~ Ellenwood ct al. by
Frank G. Kelly sheriff, to Edward
lookout, sr., 66 feet Broadway,
$lioo,
Michael Honoddle to Samuel Cooper,
ir., 33 feet Champlain St, $3.50
Michael Honoddle to Cyrus *. wad,
dell, 80 feet Champlain St, $500.
Mary Croft and husband to Mrs.
Agnes Meikle Roach, 80 feet Carroll
ST., $340o.
Elizabeth Elchenlaub, deceased, by
Administrator Harry C. Elchenlaub,
TO Catherine Eichenlaub, 81 feet Oak.
dale ave, $4,000.
William W. Mcintosh and wife to
Louisa A. steinmeta, 80 feet Yale ST.,
$4,000.
Burton S. Moore to Katie Ingersall
50 feet Sweitzer ave-. $3.50
Henry Perkins and wife 10 David
o, Kendlg, so feet Bare St, $500.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-14
COOLING DRINKS IN TURKEY.
Beverages and Ices Sold on All the
Main Streets.

beverages and Ices Sold on All the
Main Streets.
On all the main streets nearly every
other shop has counter Of white mar.
BILE and large bottles Of iced water, lem.
onade, cherry sirup, pomegranate sirur
or something of the sort Green leaves
surround the bottles, and a little ma
chine keeps up tinkling of glasses to
attract the passersby. Certain shops
are known for their specialties In GER
tain sirups and others for their water,
about which Turks are very particular
and can tell at once from which of the
many springs near the capital ii comes.
The streets swarm with itinerant sell
ers with elaborate arrangements for
keeping the water cold Some have a
regular booth where they dispense
anything from water to a gazelle.
which is the name for effervescing
lemonade.
The simplest method is that adopted
by those who carry about huge glass
bottle holding about two gallons Of
lemonade on the mouth of which is bal
anced large lump of ice, continually
dripping into the bottle. These drinks
are the cheapest. one farthing tum-
bier Unfortunately the coin represent
ing farthing Is almost extinct, so that
the drinker has to drink two glasses or
come back next day for the balance.
The Ice cream venders. too, must not
be forgotten. Their picturesque get up
is very distinctive, and they do roar
ing trade. The ices they sell are very
pure, and one never hears of cases Of
Illness among those eating them. The
time when the men do their best busi-
ness with Europeans Is at night after
dinner. Every one Is then sitting out
side on the terraces or balconies over
hanging the Bosporus, The Ice man
comes along in boat and seems at
once to supply long felt want.-Con-
stantlnople Cor. London Telegraph.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-14
POLICE COURT.
Two Workhouse Sent
ences Friday.
Samuel Handwork, Aged IL, in the
Tolls For Beinq s Truant.

Two workhouse sentences were inn
posed by Mayor Young in Police Court
Friday morning as follows
Joseph Fink arrested by Officer Nc
Allster this morning on charge of
assaulting Alva Schuster, pleaded
guilty. He was fined 81 and costs and
senenced to 80 days in the workhouse.
Romulus Welsh, charged with intox-
ication, pleaded guilty. He has been
arrested at regular intervals on this
charge. A fine of 50 and costs and a
30 day workhouse sentence was I'M.
posed.
Riley Snyder and J.. G. Bowers both
pleaded guilty to drunkenness. They
We're fined So and costs each.
Samuel Handwork, aged IL, whose
parents reside on North Arlington ST.,
was arrested by Truant officer Watson
Friday morning. When arraigned ON
charge of truancy, the young prison
er pleaded guilty. He was fined S.
and costs. but the same was suspended
provided he attended school regularly
in the future.