The sun., 1900-11-18

stsksss and sarsspsriIia Reiliy Discuss Own
Service schedsis Avenue A.

stsksrs and sarsspsViiia Refiy Discus CSvfi
Service sthedsis Avens. A.
7 wish I we're a polite said tho stnhr Man
when Rar.apGrilla Reilly went into the littls
restaurant -yhrn I we're a politio would
not he n baker. because / could . ohob get on
der City's Hall
-ye don't made IN be q politician To GIT a Job
IN tn Hail. replied Reilly -Jist take tn civil
sarvice examination afoors IN Mayor an git
on tn lat an whin ye're on tn list tn boss av
tn ward'll tell yer ye'rs too far down 10 git sp-
pointed
is dot vhers dey ssk you vhioh kind Of chiok-
sns n black egg lays on Sunday
Sometimes. said Reilly. but tn questions
depend on III position ye're ookin' for II
ye want to he Park policeman They'll ASK tn
price av steel rails on II t's car track inspeo-
tor we're after they'll ask ye TO give the oath
av q Park polisman.-
Il could tell DOT remarked sinkers.
well what ia tn oath sy Park poucemanf'
-Go In hell der Rrass or
"Kight" said Reilly. u believe We oud give
thim pointers on crsckerlack qucstions-
SURE remarked sinkcrs. Il would ask der
examinationer how much baking powder must
We use for such much eriddle cakes As ten
hungry lcttor carriers would eat on der first
~ der month vhen dey get paid. Den be would
BE- s.l sed himself. wouldn't he''
Il guess he wud- saId Reilly. -But I cud
ask him harder ono. Why should the appoint
ina officer object to tn mental unsoundnes av
the unsatisfactory incompetent on account av
m proper acquisitions for the goods required
In the communication, And 10 make II more
drIcult | wid explain that the progress Of
ANALYSIS revealed ths true Interpretation sv
tho p-oces.es which showed them not tn be
changes tending continually IN ono direction.
hu, 10 hs osciqtorr variations proceeding In
orderly sequence within definite limits av the
room where wa were heirs eyanincd-
-Ue would fa'l on der floor. remarked Sinkerr.
.wen.- said Reilly. -Id wait iii he got up
again an I'd ask him this An armored sailing
ship av $500 tons displacement 400 horse
IN te1t and completed in 1898 how much coal
- sP -,ycct d. ycsG' ss.,. GG TOO gc. fGr .n
dom like dot nlehbe Won would he sticked. too
Suppo,i,ion der civ ~ New Jork wore in Brook
iyn would y.ou walk backwards der Bridge over
-Str're IN deck and give me new DEAL
sIow hish 1, der fur.here,s brewery In
That. Doo,ch.- said Reilly We sin't
asking Question. +, : IN Schedule Avenue A. you
slnEe-. 's '-vsv ID don, pt"'I gou say an desrads-
tionrt ~. Dltch & TO-? much for e1a'n'naaoher
"Yon are. .Iel lied Reilly IF you. we're a
C s: s Bct Tsa hay, r St.Hs, Shs,S ds
fra"kiurtnrs psirt.d on the ENGINES
" set nov IrI:h .tsp,HS,s-' S, s.1sn painted
We VII hod green watA- 70 outen der ere.-
Here shouted Reilly, I'm nnnch yer II yer
ny th9t, TAX. it back or ye! not be able TO
Il orlv 'ol.od ~ continued slnk-r, "ve yn
C'rnch DOT eu,o,n'gationer What are on der Civil
-ylH ought to ne punched. :.,d Reilly, an
I wo1der II he cud tell me how much oil We
tvI"tv-rlrth II we used four lamps full on
snys y.i nad Svr Shan der o:S L cSof 1rE.f
vc save twio' so much "a before n Won bail
voursHlt ont In der bolice's court, how I. der
Tho r,erke, price nv straw on the Ai.t SIDE
answered Re'v. -nere's or. ~ yonns !,dv
rc ,ciros. twin'v thousand dollar, from her
cN ,1@. in hcr incSr'e,-
"Jre' 40 much dor dut. ~.r. mt, ros-r on
last Don't dcv nsk on der CivA se-varts
how long Won we're In AZ n vor- en-, lovr,ert'-
YGs s't 10 FGs ,s, snd g, ySa' buildings are
-Do''s eaev.- remarked sirkers. Der Post
nrre, s"t Isrry,s, sy,,, der nrT.- A!l' Central
yer .rlnts .cud ans wcr, Name IN da'es av
% ~ c: hi, S,rs rTs S. tS Dc II ro.
vodr AM d. f2TE yona tIF better y ;. rdc.~.n
from s.1 re dSr 4t o.IHT IN nne a'T
vhen n team Of horses NIT carrI'a- rms svnv
on der mont,iH sit. hsC,n,. dcy v-Cs sSsr.a
mit 'S RsrS"f ard d. carTi,s: ts. de, cIiS :v.t
10 der bottom NJ der gulf. what would you do II
n Park policpnaOS"
I'd '.cd 'or the tsTily urSd,h:r sser.' said
Reilly Gys s ne ,o. one sd1rS IN ITn;tic NaMS
I've barrels Of po'atoes,-
Rv iii ever! Rnt hsv. az n ons "Gf fcr Hr.
rho locatton as evactlv ~ possible nv four
hundred pndl.ooy.r.d .eoold .Inir-- after sub
Aug'ist and tell mo what relief II wud give tor
N roor worklrsman receiving tin DOLLAR
rav material and the conviction ,hN, he i
y. ycEs ,. c.,lonsI Of d, ,-a,.r, ., q.
ne dIzzv, Are We .till In skeedoodles b or
Hss',IT Bcs iii - ~ cs. S:. r:s sG /. .' M, ,.,,
cor .tl,Icn ytlch makes !, Hnd 'rri1Ins der
"Rellovre Ho.rital" aid Reilly -TNsy
bol' II ont nv ve IN the alcoholic ward That
reminds mo sv n. 1ne'ticn that ivcryhodv
iduors7"
-"y7'en I cot rnon-v,.. replied sinhsrs
"Unve We amy now7'
-\o' such n rnrch."
well. if ve set th- s,'etv vafvs av m bofler !
'-r blow ~ at, eight ,ounds, how long win
L t,ie vou 10 blow ~. II 7 FEEL ioke oil!ne the !!
machinery nv ire throat7"
"vNon 7 am der enrinper,. said R,ntsrs :
y viii steer ls next door und ark dot old Civil |
servsnts question: Who VII siRn der vouch- |
IRE r'~sa 'v9"
Red Jerry answered Reilly. why Il a
,lnte?" |
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