The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1900-03-09
GeOrgie'S CAB


Pa Doctors the Baby.
The Baby's Got the Collick. / Bet
you it would Be graft hit II Sum col
lldge had 1t to Help hoop fer the foot
Ball team. Mite Befoar last paw did
emit hardly Sleep a Wink and you could
notus 1t on Him Easy the next morning
BY his talk.
Il Like to no." he says, "How the
he'd of a Family Kin ern Liven in the
Day time If He Don't git no Rest at
mite. Here l am payen fifteen Dolers
a Weak fer a nurse what Don't seam
to no Emmy more about a Baby than
me and Not Haff as mulch Becoz
had two Before this one. It's a Blame
swindul, all this trained Nurse bizness
thay go into In the sitty. Look at our
Muthers Out In the country. Thay
Diden't Haft to have no Frills like these
when the Family was Gittin so Big
thay Had to Bid a naddishen onto the
house Every year er so. But you Got
to Have a framed nurse now er thay
don't Let you in Society emmy more
Than II you Done your own House
work and Diden't go round tellin Folks
1t was Becoz you Advertised ate times
fer Hired Curl and never got a nan
SER"
The nurse Told paw he wasen't Fit
to be a fawther, and he was agoin to
Talk Back, only Little albert throwed a
Tooth Brush at the pupp and nocked
Hole thru one Of the Windows, so thay
Dropt the Subjlct.
After Breakfast ant Fanny come in,
and when she Herd about the Baby
bein sick she says:
you must stop given It that kind of
food rite away. When my little Flor
ence was horned she had the same kind
Of Trubble, so fed her condensed milk
and she cum thru all rite
Purity soon Mrs. Rawson and Mrs.
Pond come in.
my good nuss," Mrs. Rawson sed
when paw told Her about the Con
densed milk; Don't give her That. It
would Kill the Poor little Thing. ! al
wais Bring my Babies up on Stunley's
otes water, and Thay never Give me a
Bit Of trubble"
81 wouldent Dare to give no child Of
mine that kind of stuff" Mrs. Pond told
paw. "YOu mite as we'll fead it Green
Cucumbers and Be Done with IT, They
amt nothing Like matted milk fer a
Baby with the Collick. and II this nurse
Had emmy sentz she would of knOwed It
at the start"
Thay was about a Half a Dozen
other Ladies Come while paw was
Thinker about 1t TO tell Him what OF to
Be done, and neerly all of them sed thay
Had the Best dockter on erth and paw
OF to change Before it was too Late OF
we wouldent Have no luck with the
Child.
After thay all Got thru paw went to
the Basket where the Baby was Sleep
| in as peaceful as a Lam, and looked at
It a Long time, and then He went out
In the Hall, and got little alberts drum
and Begin TO pound on it and Jump VI
and Down and Sing Git your munny's
= Wurth.
! Purity soon After that the Docktel
come and Him and the Nurse shocked
up Behind and the Furst thing paw new
the Dockter was Holdin his arms fas
to His sides ad tryin to push Him into
: a closet WHARF thay wanted to Loci
him up.
Here, confound It." paw Hollered
r "what are you tryin to Dor
"Be Cam the Dockter told Him
, eve are your Friends. We are Coin t.
purteckt you. It's all rite"
mo it amt" paw HOllered. 'Yol
, may think it is, But l amt payin YOl
5 three dollers a Visit to Come Here an'
b Try to play Horse with me-"
= BY that Time the DOckter seen paw
wasent Crazy so he let go and asst wha
he ment by maxim Sutch a Racket
: Il was tryin to Keep the Baby awak
in the Day time so it would Give pun
son & Chanel to sleap Little at mite,
= paw told him.
"Then l Take It all Back" the Dock
ter sed. 81 thOt the Wimmin what ar
alwais Cummen in and Tellen what t
? DO with the Babies was the Worst fool
q on Firth, But thay ain t"-Georgie, /
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