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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
A Good Set.

Limpy's got it in for dat farmer in de
iel' yonder.
What for?
He crawled into de farmers hay an
went to sleep.
And de farmer set a dog on him?
Mop. lie set a hen on him.-Cleve
Hand Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
What She Wanted

At four she asked for candy,
At eight she asked for gum;
At twelve she asked for novels.
At sixteen for beauX to come;
At twenty she's asked to marry,
Then there's a wedding tony;
And as t%wenty-four she's asking
The Judge to grant her alimony.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
Heroic Treatment.

Well, l might like to 60 back to
school as we'll as Johnnie Evans does if
you'd trained mt as his mother trained
him.
How was that?
She licked him every day so he'd be
glad to 60 back. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

When you have no appetite, do not
relish your food and feel dull after eat
ing, you may know that you need a dose
of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Price, rs cents. Samples free
at A, c, Ireland's drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

J arising and becoming due from that
portion of the territory embraced with
in the limits of the present county of
Mckinley should be turned into the
treasury of said county.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
Misplaced Modesty.

Stigman-Bacon says that she conquers
twice who after the victory overcomes
himself" Think how true that is.
Digman-It's all rot. defeated Higman
in a hot round of golf yesterday, and as
| didn't 60 blowing about it he got every
body believing that he did me up. You
go to overcoming yourself these days
and the whole world will aid in the sup
preston.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
Keeps Cool.

Mack O'Rell-Simms is a cool sort of
q chap; he never gets hot under the
collar.
Luke Warme-He IL afraid to. He
wears a celluloid collar and celluIoid Is
inflammable. Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
ACKER'S DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
S0LD IN

Positive guarantee. Cures heartburn.
raising Of the food, distress after eat
ing or any form of dyspepsia. One lit
tie tablet gives immediate relief. Is
cts. and so cts.
Tor sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
Qnery.

Guard-Somebody jumped off the
bridge, but | don't know if it was a mar
or woman.
Friend-But you say you found some
of their clothes. Can't you tell by them?
Guard-No, l only found shirt waist.
Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
VOL. MOO. " N. Reports

Volume TX of New Mexico Reports
can now be supplied by The New Mexi-
can Printing Company. Delivered at
publishers price Of $3.50.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
What He Wants.

Hungry Henry-I'm in favor O. dis
platform: Four years more O. de full
dinner pail.
Thirsty Thomas-What | want is four
years more O de full growler.-Balti-
more American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
A Future Diplomat.

Have a small piece more cake, Tom
my?
No, thank you.
Not a tiny piece?
No, thank you,
Will you have anything more?
Yes, a big piece.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
OF longing.

Darling, YOU ought not to be seasick
yet. We are not nearly out of sight OF
land. Look and see!"
II see it, mi That's what makes
me want to die!"-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
ACKER'S ENGLISH REMEDY WILL STOP
COUGH

At any time, and will cure the worst
cold in twelve hours, or money refund
ed. rs cts. and 80 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

The progressive nations of the world
are the great food consuming nations.
Good food well digested gives strength.
If you cannot digest all you eat, you
need Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t digests
what you eat. You need not diet your
self. 1t contains all of the digestants
combined with the best known tones
and reconstructives. 1t will even digest
all classes of foods in a bottle. No 9TH
er preparation will do this. 1t instantly
relieves and quickly cures all stomach
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

closely watch the health of the organs
peculiarly womanly. For the general
health will be disturbed just in proper
ton as the local health of the delicate,
womanly organs is disordered. With
irregularities there will come pains in the
head, the back or side, nausea and gen.
eral misery. The happiness of the future
life of the wife and mother may be en-
tirely ruined by neglect of the health at
this critical period.
Women confined in offices, shut out
from necessary exercise will find a faith
full friend in DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription. It so regulates the womanly
functions and SO strengthens the delicate
organs that pain from these causes will
be absolutely done away with and future
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
Making an Impression

Skinflint take off his hat to that ugly
old woman. He is always so impolite. y
"Why, that's his new cook and he's
rying to make a good impression"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
prompt, palatable, pleasant, powerful,
purifying little pills. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

When you want a pleasant physic try
the new remedy, Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Table is. They are easy
to take and pleasant in effect. Price, 25
cents. Samples free at Ireland's drug
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

No. carries through Pullman and Tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco: Dining cars, Chicago to Kansas City and
Bakersfield to Stockton: Free Chair cars Chicago to California.
No. II carrie, free chair car Kansas City to Ell Paso and Pullman Sleep
er Kansas City to City of Mexico.
No. 90 carries through sleeper City of Mexico to Kansas City, on No 2
from La Junta. free chair car Ell Paso to La Junta.
No. 2 carries Pullman and tourist sleepers Los Angeles and San Fran
cisco to Chicago, also free chair "a and Pullman sleeper through to Dom
yer, Colorado Springs and Pueblo via La Junta.
For time tables. information and literature lertaining TO the Santa Fe
route, call on or address. II. s. LUTz, Agent,
w. G. BLACK. G. F. A., Topeka, Kas. Santa re, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
MOKI TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE.

Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
of the skin, producing a perfect COM
%pleXion, or none refunded. rs cts. and
70 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

For sprains, swellings and lameness
there is nothing so good as Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Try it. For sale by
A. c.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

Teacher lin waits night schooD-Here
is a little example, boys, in mental arith.
metic: If 40 men eat 40 quails in 4C
days how many can Co.
Muggsy de Bootblack (hurriedly feel
ing in his pockets 1--WE got Is cents
wot says dey can't do it!-ohicago Trl-
hume.
You can spell it cough, coff, caugh,
kauf, kaff, Rough, or kaugh, but the on
ly harmless remedy that quickly cure
1t is One Minute Cough Cure. Ireland's
Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

Poisonous toadstools resembling
mushrooms have caused frequent
deaths this year Be sure to use only
the genuine. Observe the same care
when you ask for DeWitt's Witch Ha-
eel Salve. There are poisonous coun-
terfeits. DeWitt's Is the only original
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is a safe and
certain cure for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
Dindn't Know Her Dressed,

Reggy-Who was that girl you Just
spoke to, Archie?
Archie-Why, that was Miss Flash. |
introduced you to her last week in the
surf.
~Reggy-Oh, don't say, is that the girl?
Never saw her dressed before, you know.
When you cannot sleep for coughing,
it is hardly necessary that any one
should tell you that o need a few
doses of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to allay the irritation of the throat and
make sleep possible. 1t is good. Try it.
For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

health be perfectly az
There is no opium, c
or other narcotic III
"Favorite Prescrip-
ton" Neither does
it contain alcohol
whisky or other intox.
icant.
II was so weak I did MOI
have breath to walk across
my ROOM" writes Miss
ISibell Miller. of New
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
Main Proposition Disputed

To prevent consumption quickly cure
throat and lung troubles with One Min
ute Cough Cure, Ireland's Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12

tap all { , at the
e until the head
with every tap. And
II the machine stops
the day the throb-
bing still goes OIL.
More than an "
other class OF
women the large
army of III en-
carl- . -c,Iz
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
FOR SALE
Al Ideal Sheep or
Goat Ranch.

This ranch is located about IS
miles north of Santa Fe, and a
few miles east of the Denver &
Rio Grande railroad. 1t is in all
respects equal to the famous Pc
cos forest reserve. A creek of
pure mountain water runs through
it and the water never fails. The
land is covered with the finest
grasses and other forage plants
suitable for sheep, and especially
for goats. 1t has plenty of shelf
er and contains much timber
which affords shade. The title
to the property is perfect. The
acreage is about 10000 acres, but
the range that is controlled by the
water thereon is very great. For
further information apply to Max.
Frost, Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
CHOICE PRAIRIE OR MOUNTAIN GRAZING LANDS.

Well watered and with good shelter, interspersed with fine ranches
raising grain and fruits. In size oftracts to suit purchaser.
LARGE PASTURES FOR LEASE, for long term of years, fenced
shipping facilities over two railroads.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-12
FARMING LANDS UNDER IRRIGATION SYSTEM

In tracts 40 acres and upward, with perpetual waterr ghts-cheap, and
terms of 2 annual payments with 7 per cent interest. Alfalfa, Grain and Fl
kinds grow to perfection.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-10-13
REPORT OF NAVAL SURGEON.
Health Of Aslatic Squadron Remark
ably Good Considering Climatic
Conditions.

WASHINGTON. Oct. 1.-THE report
OF Surgeon-General Van Reryn. OF the
navy, says that a large proportion OF
the naval force for the past year has
been employed or the Asiatic station
and, considering the climatic condi-
uons, the health OF this squadron has
been remarkably good.
Those suffering from debilitating dis
eases are sent to the naval hospital at
Yokohama where. as a rule. they soon
recover. At the time OF the advance
OF the allies on Pekin temporary naval
hospitals were established at Taku and
at Tien Tsin. The men received at the
hospital were transferred by the Solace.
Advices from Guam report improved
sanitary conditions. The surgeOn-gen-
eral mentions. however. that there are
fourteen cases Of leprOsy on the ISL
and. although the disease Is not COM
mon and is not increasing.
In referring to the health conditions
at the Annapolis Naval Academy. the
surgeon general states that football
was responsible for four fractures, one
luxation and several sprains and con-
tusions; but the casualties from football
have not been serious and have not
involved much loss Of time from aca-
demic work. The game has become so
specialized that II is played by only
a small percentage Of cadets and there
fore its benefits are confined to a few
Its disadvantages were represented
during the year by 1Ol sick days and
113 additional days lost from drills.
DR.. Van Repyn calls attention TO the
good health Of the navy and marine
corps during the year.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-10-13

stance, II you can show the women OF
this land that the child labor evil can
be mitigated only by the votes Of the
women, you will interest every woman
in the country" Miss Jane Adams
voiced the above ST tntence when ad-
dressing the delegates 10 the thirteenth
annual convention Of the Illinois Wo-
mans Suffrage Association now in
session here.
Miss Adams told the delegates in
plain language that the mere agitation
Of political equality would never meet
with any signal success unless linked
with some moral understanding. She
argued that the political relation is on
ly a part Of the larger and more vital
relations that the ballot is merely a
channel through which moral energy is
expanded. The right Of franchise. she
said. is a moral question. II had been
secured in the west because the prob
lens to be solved touch the men and
women alike.
Miss Susan p. Anthony's illness kept
her from greeting the suffragists and
so Miss Adams took Miss Anthony's
place. The women intend TO present
the suffrage bills which were before the
last general assembly and an effort will
be made to raise funds sufficient TO send
a lobby 10 Springfield TO look after the
measures when the legislature con-
venes.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-10-13

and also enc OF the partners In Il, Is
irving 20 find out what has become OF
5000 which he claims was IN an en-
velope sent hy express marked 5000
but said 10 have contained double that
sum when Il Was despatched, On being
opened al It's destination only $4,000, II Is
declared, was forthc ming,
Ono day last week Mr.. Ecksteln went
To the Central National Bank, whore he
is a denosltor. aud drew u check for
SiO, 600. asking Cashier Young for bills
Of large denomination, He was given
nlne one e-thousand dollar ba's and two
five. hundred dollar bills, Then he
asked the cashier 70 have them put In q
large envelope as he wanted TO SVnd the
money BY express. This was done and
the parcel was handed 20 him. Then,
according "a the story told by the cash
Ter. the cotton merchant took u pen
and marked the envelope $4,000, That
done he returned q to the cashier and
told him 10 forward Il 90 Savannah
along with tho rest of the banks pack
agcs The envelope was directed TO
EickStein's brother, who Is az the head
Of the Savannah house Mr. Young
took Il and Mr.. Eicksteln left the bank.
At the close of business ElcksteinS
package. marked $4,000, was taken to the
n.llcs Il the Adams Express Company
by a messenger ot the bank, \ receipt
was issued for Il as marked and Il was
forwarded together with the other
packages OF money that had come from
the same bank.
Nothing was heard OF the matter un.
tll late Tuesday night and then Gus
tav EicSstein got telegram from his
brother In Savannah saying that the
envelope had been received but II con-
tained only S50O0, II Is said that Gus
tav Eickstein had written his brother
of the transaction and that the envel-
ope would contain $4,000. Mr.. Elck-
stein has put the matter into the hands
OF his attorney.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-10-13
RACING STABLE FOR SALE.
Nearly all the Great Performers Of the
Past Season are TO be Sold.

NEW YORK. Oct. 12.-Horse circles
are stirred over the news given out by
the Fasig-Tipton Company that the
great racing stable Of c. J. and II.
Hamlin has been consigned to the Fa-
sig-Tipton great ten days sale that fol-
lows the horse show in Madison Square
Garden.
The reason for the breaking up Of this
stable is said TO be a desire OF
c. j. Hamlin TO retire from the busi-
ness and hand over TO his two sons the
entire breeding establishment. The
SONS. II Is said, have decided that the
enterprise is TOO big for them TO con-
duct ard they, have thought best to
sell out the entire racing stable. The
movement is considered by horsemen 10
be 4 judicious one as all Of the horses
are now In their zenith and will bring
all the better prices.
The sale will be remarkable and most
interesting to horsemen from the fact
that the stable holds nearly all this
years great performers including the
champion trottsr. The Abbott, 2:03K.
the worlds record made at Terre
Haute a few weeks ago under the guild
ance Of Ed Geers. md a wagon record
of 2:05is made few days ago at Hart
ford.
Some Of the other stars to be sold are
Lord Derby. 2:07 who started this year
without a. record: The Monk 2:08A;
Rex Amerlcus, 2:11A; Merriment, 2:11h;
Heir-at-Law. trotting record 2:12, pac-
ing record 2:05%; Equity. 2:12h; Tudor
Chimes. 2:13; Lasso. 2:15A; The Earl.
2:17; oxford Chimes, 2:16 and the great
prize-wlnning trotting mare, Regal
Chimes. sired by Chimes out Of Emily,
Eli, the latter mare a noted prize win
ner at Madison Square Garden.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-10-13
wIsCoNsIN's TRIAL TRIP.
Proved Her the Fastest Battleship in
the American Navy.

SANTA BARBARA. Cal. Oct. r.
The Wisconsin has just completed the
most successful trial trip ever made
by battleship. and she is pronounced
the finest vessel ever turned out by
the Union Iron Works. At the start
many things seemed against a success
ful trial. An easterly wind was kicking
up a choppy sea and threatening a
squally voyage.
After preliminary spin over part
Of the course the big vessel steamed
full ahead. passing the eastern beacon
at 1920 a. m. at a speed exceeding
sixteen knots. The course was marked
by the battleship Iowa, gunbOat Rang
er. training ship Adams and cruiser
Philadelphia.
Between the Ranger and Gavieta the
Wisconsin gained her maximum speed
Of 1894 knots per hour and maintained
throughout the westerly course an av-
erage speed Of 17.19 knots. The average
speed Of the entire run, Ga knots, was
li.25 knots per hour. The only other
battleship approaching this speed is the
Alabama. which averaged 17.0l3 knots
and attained a maximum speed OF 1903
knots. The average number Of pro-
peller revolutions during the western
run was 1884 per minute and on the
return 1915, a difference Of only .19
Of a revolution. So close a run has
never been made before.
The average steam pressure was 1S9
pounds and the vessel was under forced
draught. The boiler valves lifted fire.
quently. When at her maximum speed
the vibration was slight. approximately
the horse power was 1850. 1t is ex-
pected that the tidal corrections when
computed will indicate greater speed
than recorded. as the current was
against the vessel for a longer period
than with her. The weather contin-
ued squally. some rain falling until
more than half Of the course was COM
pleted. After turning at the western
beacon off Point Conception she had
a whitecap sea with bows on for nearly
quarter Of the return course. She
shipped no water forward but the water
rose In the bow wave % feet.
From start TO finish there was not
a marring incident nOr an irregularity
in the movements Of the machinery.
Without stopping the engines the trial
board took charge Of the ship after the
run and put her through the required
eyolutions.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-10-13
CORRUPTION IN ENGLAND.
War Department Admits That Cham
berlain's Firm Was Favored.

NEW YORK. Oct. IA dispatch to
the Journal and Advertiser from Lon
den says:
The many accusations that the gov.
ernment officials favored Kynochs
tlimiteG the manufacturers of war
materials OF which firm Jos Cham
berlain is member. have at last drawn
up an official admission from the war
department.
Powell Williams, financial secretary
OF the war office. has written a public
letter saying that the Kynochs were
favored but that the system began
when Campbell Zimmerman was Sec
retary OF state for war and the Con-
serrative movement has done nothing
worse than the Liberals did. Mr.. VIII
liams writes;
1T was Bannerman who first chose
the company TO be contractors for cCr-
dite for the army and navy. He gave
them the preference over other firms
and when their quotation for the orig
inal order was found too high he went
to them and asked them to reduce the
price. which they did. Two years ago
the kynochs sent tender again and
that was too high.
Irish members. friends and polite
ians begged me to allow a fresh tender
so that the firms OF Irish works would
be kept employed. | refused TO ap-
roach the Kynochs on the subject.
They begged me to assent for the sake
of the Irish work people who would
suffer. The Kynochs asked permission
To revise the tender and l reluctantly
complied. You will observe that l did
not 80 to the Kynochs as Bannerman
did, but they came to me.
The facts show that Sir Henry fav-
ored the Kynochs far more than and
the attacks on Lord Lansdowne are
scandalOus, The old saying is true that
one man may steal hogs but another
may not look over the hedge"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-10-13
AMERICAN BIBLE SOCIETY.
No Friction Between Central Society
and Auxllianes as Reported.

NEW YORK. Oct. l2.-The Revs. DR..
William Haven and John Fox. secretar-
les American Bible Society have gwen
out the following statement regarding
the results Of a recent conference;
There are 1897 local Bible societies
in the United States. They collect funds
for the American Bible Society and they
also distribute It's publications. In
some places Offices or stores known as
'deDOsitories' are maintained, where
Bibles are sold or from which they are
distributed
some Of these repositories are doing
very little work and ;he conference ap-
proved a suggestion that where such
slight results are shown such depos-
ltTies should be abolished. This and
certain other resolutions will be submit
ted to the American Bible Society IT
its next annual meeting In May 1901 !"
The secretaries say that there was no
friction between the central society and
the auxiliary bodies. as was lntImated
in published report.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-10-13
IMPROVED SERVICE AND EQUIP.
MENT.

The new schedule Of the o. r. G. N.
which went into effect April 22nd,
shortened the time to Chicago IL hours,
and gives a double daily service be-
tween Portland and Chicago.
Train No. 2, leaving Portland at 9:15
a. m. Is known as the "Chicago-Port-
land Special" It's equipment is new
throughout. making It fully the equal
Of any train now in service from the
Pacific coast to the East.
The Overland Express leaves Port
land at $40 p. m. and furnishes COM
plete service both via Huntington and
Spokane to the East, together with the
best Of service to all local points on
the o. p. & N. llpAs.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-10-13
DIDN'T WANT A sERENApE.
Young Man Who Married an Ola Wo
man Fired Into Crowd OF Visitors.

NEW BRUNSWICK. n, j.. oct. Ia
John White. of Kingston. shot and
painfully wounded Thomas sullivan and
William Logan while they with a num-
Der OF others We're rendering him a
mock serenade.
White. who is q wears old. left town
. few davs ago with Mrs. Mary Tlce.
q wears OF age. with the avoved in
tention of marrying her All the min
iSters and justices OF the peace In New
Brunswick had refused TO marry the
courle
They returned Wednesday night and
said the ceremony had been performed.
\ crowd surrounded their house and
ieered numerically. White loaded q
shot gun with tacks and nails and fired
into the crowd Sullivan's body and
arms were badly torn by the tacks and
nails. Logan was hit In the head. and
his nose and one Of mis- ears were badly
lacaratad
The crowd scattered for the time be-
ing. but when white left his house Ia
ter hc was attacked by a crowd Of
t1wnspeOple who handled him rough
". He finally managed to escape and
He'd from the town. In addition 10 be-
ing "a years old. Mrs. Tlce or White Is
said 10 be deaf and partly blind.