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The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26

side was ushercd IN while the Commits
sloncrs were in their seats.
.sWhat can We do for YOU sherin
asked President York.
'preu me what you have been doing To-
dav ana I will tell" said Dunn
.'Wen we have been making 'ran'iers'
Transferring Captains ana 0iher poop'e
around" said York.
..Oh begob. lt's too bad ! didn't know
thar. would like 20 have had a couple
81 Archblshops transferred.
Ex-sherim Dunn ike Senator Dcpow' On.
,ovs his own Jokes. He chuckies ana
laughs. but does not grow rat. over these
tribes Of life His eyes are always briFht
and glis,ening when he tells story ana
Ms laughter Is always repressed until
those around him drown his chuckles OF
mlrth. Richard Crok ~,,njoys stories ana
h anxious 20 be told an Of Dunn's ne"
Jokes
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26

ment 10 b. the result OF geographical
Chance IN tho matter OF birth. ana that
the crank D. the man who breaks loose
from the ironbound dogmas 81 his broth
ers and had Il not been FOR ihe cranks
he human race would have remained
anorigints lie does not deny his unbe.
lief 10 future state. but says: n there
is a life beyond the grave 90 will b. an
right. but / shall make the hest Of this
life. and be with my wife while can.
He thinks the only difference between
him and bis wife is that the spark has
simply gone out Of her body. and that she
81 only sleeping or Ia q torpid condition
lie does not think that God calls any one
from this life. but that death Is simply
an act u nature. ana that he cannot 'ac-
cuse God Of beng murderer
MIR Reed Possesses q sense or humor
that VIII save man from becoming de-
spondent. lie laughs like man who
lives amid scenes OF mirth. instead Of one
Who spends most Of his time IN aud about
a tomb. Ills memory g. as extraordinary
a. his life lie takes pleasure IN relating
the experiences Of his past life. the hum
orous as well az The sad side ~ a. aui
his manner Of expression makes II the
more interesting. Ho lives a. he does be-
cause De enjoys o.. ana. possessing his
theories of lie. he could enjoy nothing
else. To be- separated from tho one whom
he loved won d make him most miserable
and wfctehcf"
a picture Of his wife hangs on the door
u the tomb. and under this the following,
Inscription has been placed.
Let those no feck not knowledge mass
by this tomb. ana those who fan 10 learn
tho secret q life IN death depart-Reed
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Ugly Ulcers.

Dear Fricnds--I have been suffering =
years with an ulcer on my ankle Some
times IN bod sometimes on cruiches.
used remedies Of my own and failing u
make a cure I oalled In different physi.
clans. They an said that they could curs
M. but found q 20 be Of stubborn ma
ture and failed
saw Graybeard advertised ana bought
four bottles OF a.. two boxes OF the piilA
one box 81 the ointment
II cured mo well, And ! have one botta
left
say that am weli~not nearly we'll
but entirely we'll Il has hecn over twelvs
months aud no symptoms have returned.
I hope the suffering will do as have
use A. have faith IN u and be cured
Mrs JANE GEORGE. Rockville. Tenn.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26

Rheumatism originates from excess OF
acid In tho blood
Impoverished and impure blood
IL attacks different parts OF tho body. II
e. sometimes seated IN the muscles. some
times IN the parts surrounding the joints
and sometimes la tho ioints-hence the
name muscular ana articuiar rheumatism.
when la tho hips. q Is called sciauo rhcu-
mausm. when In the muscles Of tho hoOsg.
lumhago.
Often when one goes 90 rise from sitting
or stopping the sudden catching" is 70 se-
we're that they some times cry out IN pain.
Tho feet ana Joints are sometimes swollen
without az drst. causing any particular
pain. THIS symptom IL sufficient. The all
mcnt g. getting start ON you. This Is tho
timc To take Graybssfd.
The safest cure for rheumatism r. n
thorough blood cleansing
Graybsand is a known specific Tor rhcu-
mausm II checks the formation 81 acid.
dissolvcs th. acid deposit and produces
normal and rich flow Of blood Don't hesi-
tate 10 ask for II.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Eczema.

Do YOU know when you have eczema7
Do you itch7 Is your skin rough? In
warm weather does this singing sensation
lncreasea When you scratch do large Bills
tiers and sores form? DO they torment you
when you work?
Eczema IS an outbreak OF bad blood A
person afflicted with eczema cannot take
undue exercise without aggravating the
itching. or get warm in bed without feel
ing on FIRE The blood is aname with the
peculiar poison that creates the disease
and calls for a powerful alternative to re-
move f. Nothing short Of q BLOOD NED
IcINE will accomplish a cure.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Catarrh.

Tho mouth. throat. poat-nasai cavity
bronchial tulos and afr cells Of the lung
arr lined with a network Of dolicate block
vessels. when tho blood ts pure theas
blood vessels are healthy and vigorous
ana exude mucous which lubrioates tho all
passages ana protects them from the sf'
fccts OF cold dust etc
When the blood r. impure these vcsRela
by reason OF their delicate structure. are
unable 90 carry g. They become clogged
ana hence results catarrh
Grayhcard purihes the blood invigoratei
these small blood vessels and" enabbes
them 90 discharge tho foul blood and -
stores health.
Catnrrh will not exist when the blood d
pure.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Sound and Well.

Il had congestion Of tho stomach-aeute
indigestion. Last August when l was 80
bad OF. heard OF Graybeard and got
my daughter and son-ln-law to send for
the medicine for me. II did me more good
than all the doctors and I continued its
use until now l am sound and well; am
truly thankful for the discovery OF -
great ana wonderful "a medicine.
MRS. MARGARET A. OLIVE.
Mt Pelia, Tenn
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Picture of Health.

"Graybeard did me more good than any
thing ever took in my life I was troubled
with indigestion. shortness OF breath. and
was given a great deal OF medicine by my
doctor. but Il did me no good. I cav Cray
beard advertised and bought q. and It
cured me. began 20 gain flesh and weigh
twenty pounds more than I dad "A short
time ago MRS. J. O. BROWN,
''l27 Ire street Montgomery, Ala"
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Rheumatism.

Rheumatic Swelling In the legs Is eursa
hy Gmyhcard.
Mrs Joseph Brown OF Butler. Ca. was
afflicted with rheumatism. Il caused her
great pain Her statement Is that her legs
awellcd TO unusual size. She wos not able
60 rellcve the aiiment until she procured
Grayheard She ~ nov sound aud we'll
Acid IN the blood produces Rheumatism.
Nothing - half 80 good as Graybcard for
rheumatism.
My wife was afflicted four years with
rheumatism. and I was not able 20 ind
anything 20 relieve her. She took Cray
beard about month and seemed 20 b. a.
well a. ever. u cured our little son OF tho
ailment We cannot praise Grayoeand
TO- much. GEO ROOTH.
..,.iSNss.s,. "carsOnyllle, Ca
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Eczema.

Lafayette. Ala. May 70.
I have tried your Graybeard and know
for a truth that Il IS effectual
Il cured me Of eczema and a severe at
tack Of indigestion.
l do not hesitate 20 recommend Il. All
who try Il here will not be without g.
S A. FARRELL
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
You Get Strong.

Everybody who takes GraVbeard tells US
they get stronger. They eat more and Il
does not make them sick This u the Sc
cret OF the curative powers Of Graybeard.
Tho first thing Il does is 10 make YOU go
Co eating. You will eat more than you
have eaten In monthe and YOU will ind u
will not hurt you as II used 20 when YOU
ate heartily BY making YOU eat II makes
YOU stronger II makes YOU stronger as
the new blood and bone ana tissue begin
TO become part and parcel Of you. aud II
YOU are aniicted with eczema you will md
u gradually disappear. The same way with
rheumatism. catarrh. dyspepsia. cancer,
In short Graybeard makes YOU stronger
than your disease and brushes out your
disease
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26

"A meeting Of ihe Catholics was held
In Piitsburg the other day 70 inquire into
tho sanctity OF the late Rev Francis
Xavier Zsios. formerly Of Pittsburg with
a view o. his canouization and beatifol-
ton. The Rev Father Joseph wisseli Of
Philadelphia spoke Of the lauitless life 81
the dead PRIEST and OF his many virtues
Re will b. the principal speaker for the
next Two weeks. and ~ IN that time he
can prove there was not = hicmish IN The
career of Father Zelos. thu 10 witnesses
summoned will be heard
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
lnLr rhnt stnrlIc. vIcilm.

A practical Joke was played by Dunn on
n tvpicai west side Irishman- Dunn was
campaigning He was buying quarts 81
wine ordering two a. a time. Dunn slip
ued n 1ve-doiIar bul len the hand OF an
Irishman and said.
Gust order two more bottles"
Gust gives two more OF those" said
The freshman.
Durn hsd already paid for his wine. but
b, .brew half dollar down on tho bar as
n nayinr his bill Then he lett the place,
after slipping a glass.
when the lrishman started 20 pay for
his two bottles he also threw a half dol
iar on the bar. and was nearly overcome
v-hen the bartender said: Seven dollars
and a half. and pay up quick"
The Irfshman had 20 spend all of the 8
ana some OF his own money 40 get out
~ the place while the crowd laughed. He
sVtore vengeance on Dunn, but The next
firne they met another nve-dollar bill
straizhiened out matters.
-rhe police Board was startled one day
~ visit from ex-Sherin Dunn. After
secret session Dunn, who was waiting out
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26

icine being manufactured by friends II
mine aud knowing Il TO b. made from pure
material % The forest. was induced TO give
Il a trial. used Il six weeks according "a
directions and az the end OF the time ]
felt as well as l ever did.
60 A. CLEFT.
Ex-Aiderman, Butler, Ca"
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
A Drummer Cured .

Mr. J. NJ. Brown. many years a drum
mer In Batesville, Ark. writes: Il have
been troubled for a long time with rheuma-
mltism IN my feet and joints. When sat
down ! could not get up without exper-
fencing great pain. When ! stood on my
t.. any length OF time ! was compelled
o. az down and even even got no relief
Ia spring this ailment increased
Z began the use OF Graybeard a few
weeks since and am pleased 10 say that
tow ! am all right. Nothing ever gnve me
! LIEF but Graybeard.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
THE WEATHER.

Forecast for wednesday and Thursday:
Georgia and South Carolina: Fair
Weather Wednesday and Thursday; fresh
,a-teriy winds.
Eastern Florida Showers Wednesday
hi Thursday. except fair IN extreme
Southern portion. fresh easterly winds.
Western Florida: Fair Wednesday and
Thursday; fresh southeriy winds
lr.icrday's weather at savannah
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
A Conductor Cured.

contracted cold a few years ago work.
lug on the bridge gang over In Alabama
ana was laid up with rheumatism. tried
great many remedies all OF which seemed
10 r.neve me- some. but none cured me.
AL aid some good as far as they went. but
tasF did not go Tar enough.
Gaybeard cured me before had taken
b1e-llird as much as OF other remedies.
VIM. w. MCDANIEL.
O. u Il Cnnlll.Inr
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Catarrh of Stomach

7 take Graybeard and know 1t helps me
more than anything ! can get have ca
larrh OF the stomach and can't ind any
thing TO relieve me but Graybesrd
"EUNICE FoUNr. ~.
''Leesyi.e. Ind"
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26

INvcr Neport.-Ihe hIght o. the saVnn-
rah river 40 Augusta. at a. m. 7Sth
meridian umel yesterday. was 6.S feet. no
change during the preceding twenty-four
hours
cotton Region Bulletin. Savannah. Ga.
Cor the twenty-four hours ending az a.
an. 10Th meridian time. sept p, 1900.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26

1t has been suggested by SIN Des-
grez and Balihnznrd. IN communication
10 enc Paris Academic des Science. that
peroxide Of soda could be used advantage
ously TO regenerate the air IL submarine
boats. and in other diving apparatus
This substance when dissolved In water
deoomposes. oxygen being liberated. and
solution Of caustlc and q produced. This
solution e of course. powerful alb
s0rbent Of carbonic acid gas. and IL also
said 60 destroy an nlkaioids which may be
expired from the lungs and which give
such dlsaRrecahle odor 20 crowded
room insuficiently ventilated
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Get GRAVEYARD Dugstores--sl Botte:.e Bottles, So
Orwre o Respess Drug Co. Props, Savannah Ga


yes" was the reply
well. I'm "a forty-fourth degree An
client order OF Hibernians. and / have got
more pun than you" Dunn walked on
laughing heartily al the discontinue Of
his brother contractor.
His Biii az the club.
Tho bulletin board OF the Democratic
Club showed some time ago that Mr.,
Dunn was in arrears $3.50 FOR a house and
wine bill. Richard Croker was walking
about the club one day and met Dunn. lie
said.
Tom why don't you pay your bllls2 /
see your name on the bulletin board"
sure. Il my name wasn't up there
you'd never know what I spent In the
club" said Dunn. croker laughed and
siiproh Dunn on the back 4 check FOR
i5sO was hand d to the treasurer by Dunn
az once.
A party II men. with Dunn al the head.
VA ked into a small east SIDE liquor ealoon
near the water front There was a crowd
Of ragged men az Dunn's heels because
he was running for Office The little sa-
loon IN which the crowd entered hardly
boosted Of a bar. Dunn. thinking to have
fun with the Irish proprietor. said
GIVE us a quart right on the ice and
have II cold"
.wheres your cam" said the saloon
man looking over the bar. The laugh
was on Dunn and the crowd had as much
beer ~ It could drink that evening
A crowd was TANNED la front OF St
Pntrick's Cathedral on last Easter morn
ing Tom Dunn walked up Firm Avenue
20 attend n ass \ big policeman spied the
snerin and hogan 10 elbow his way
through the crowd with Dunn az his heels.
As the two men approached the door Of
tho Cathedral an Irishman shouted out:
"surc that man TEN Dunn has as much
puu with the Pope as he has with Dick
cooker
Dunn took the witty Irishman In to
mass and they said their prayers reyer-
entity together
There Is one man In New York who Is
forced 10 drink quart Of wine every time
he meets Dunn. He Is the old suporiu-
tsndent OF the Third Avenue car stables
moor and SIN working hard. Dunn was
e.t Of a Job when quite young. ana he
hrp, pesfcfIug the superintendent % the
rar stables 20 give him a Job a. a horse
car driver. Finally the superintendent said
mat Dunn was nuisance and kicked him
o,t 81 the Mace. he never came back.
"If that man hld ever put me on the
front OF horse car / would have been
fberc vet. said Dunn last week. That
man kicked me out of the car stables. and
1 went into the contracting business, and
now I'm wealthy. ! owe All my success
10 mat o'd supern fendent, ana every time
q, Rim he has 20 drink q bottle OF wine
WITH me
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
A Boy Cured.

Mrs. Hnl. residing AZ los W Mitchell
street. Atlanta. gave GTaybcard 10 her son
who wns forced TO stop work on account
Of a severe attack OF rheumatism, aud "a
cured him sound and well.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Graybeard Did It.

Like ali others who are 10 unfortunate
as to become a prey 20 Indigestion aud
bowel troubles I tried various medicines
and "A number Of the best doctors 20 treat
my case. but found only temporary relief
until Graybaard was discovered. The med-
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26

Hemarks-C Cooler over the Car0linas ana
tae Memphis district Light and scattered
towers have occurred over the Calves
Ton. Little Rock and Memphis districts.
1O. ervations taken AZ the same moment
81 time NJ an stations. Sept % 1900.
j. m 18TH meridian time.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26

Received too date for telegraphlc aver
nees.
special Texas Rainfall Reports-lious-
i1H T.. Huntsville. 10. Waco r. Abilene,
Galveston. "a. Corpus Christi. T.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Graybeard
Cured Him.

Il would here say FOR the benefit OF the
public that ] was troubled with rheuma-
tsm in my hips for three months ana
a. handled Graybeard / concluded to
give u trial. ! took two bottles and
half and was cured. / do believe Il 90 be
a great medicine
Also Sister DeLoach took Il for paraly-
sis and it helped her surprisingly
REV. A. X. STRICKLAND.
'EeEterlng. Ca"
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
not permanent
II has cured Cancer.
II has cured Eczema.
Il has cured Rheumatism
II has cured Catarrh.

il has cured Rheumatism
II has cured Catarrh. " ->--s-,
Il has cured Dyspepsia.
Mind YOU these were not trining all
ments. but every one an allment which
doctors had failed to cure.
Gnybeard is made Of fresh herbs. bios
sons and berries. II contains no mercury
or potash. For Graduating old and deep
seated ailments as Cancer. catarrh. Ecze-
ana. Rheumatism. Dyspepsia. It has no
equal on earth. You want nothing else to
take. Try nothing else. Nothlns else 80
necessary. In Graybeard sou have every
thing to build you up and make you stron-
ger than your disease. II will crush out
your disease. II will leave YOU as you we're
before the ailment seized you
There is nothing a hundredth part as
good as Graybeard TO do this. There Is
nothing made like Graybeard-nono ever
viii be. 1t Is one OF the great inventions
81 the world.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26

IS PLENTY
PT rec esp Or her lose n&f
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
I'd Is the PUREST BLOOD PURIFIER Made.
Letter from Texas.

Balllngcr. Tex. Jan. seth
! thought I would write you what your
wonderful Grayboard has done for me.
had catarrn Of the head about IS years.
ana suffered a great deal. I have tried
many kinds Of medicines and have been
treated by doctors. though all OF them fail
ed TO cure me. And ] being 30 old and
my disease 50 chronic. didn't think there
was any medicine mat would cure me
but more than years ago I had very
plain symptoms Of cancer on my nose ana
face and decided to try Graybcard not
thinking that Il would cure my cntarrh
as well as cancer. ! bought bottles from
Mr. Pierce. and less than 6 cured me.
This has been more than years ago now
ana no symptoms OF the old diseases have
appeared. can praise Graybeard for
what % has done for me Persons need
never think they are too old for Gray
beard 60 cure them am now IS
MRS RHODA DEAN"
The Savannah morning news., 1900-09-26
Lost Use of His Arm

"siuce taking Graybeard have regaineh
use Of any arm which was helpless by
rheumatism w. {. Fi.ENNTKEN.
Kingston, Tex.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-03-29
Group instantly relieved DR.. Thom-
as Electric Oil. Perfectly safe. AT
any drug store.
Case Of Nerve.

When the New York Yacht Club
summer, the writer met one of the
most prominent members of the club,
man who had just returned from a
| trip around the world. The ccnver-
sation turned on daring and courage,
and this drew forth the remark from
the yachtsman that friend of his, who
was on board the Dauntless in her
race across the ocean, showed the
greatest nerve of any man he had
heard of in years.
1t seems that when the boat was in
midocean hurricane and all about
was blue. The Dauntless was hove to
and making bad weather. The wind
and sea were something fearful, and it
looked for two days as if the yacht
would founder. Captain Samuels told
all hands that it looked very bad and
he did not think she would ride
through it.
All hands were on deck for hours,
save one guest below, who during all
this time lay in his berth reading
novel. With the idea of intimating to
the young man that he had better pre-
pare for the worst, ,he captain said to
him: I'VE are all liable to be lcst!'
The guest replied; Under the cir
cumstances we are just as we'll here as
in life boat or anywhere else!"
Captain Samuels went on deck and
he told the other guests that the man
down in the cabin was either the big
gest fool he ever saw or the bravest
man. He has no fear and prefers
reading his novel to making prepara-
tions for last chance. | don't know
what 10 make of him. Besides, he
wants to know when dinner will be
ready" Happily the wind and sea
wore down and the Dauntless reached
port.
There were facts in the case that
Captain Samuels did not know. The
fearless guest, it seems, had for long
time been source of great concern to
his friends lest he might do away
with himself, He had melan5holla,
which the great excitement of the trip,
it was thought, might cure. So, in
fact he did not care whether he lived
or died; in fact, it is believed he hop
ed the old Ship would go down. He is
now in excellent health, and at pres
ent making trip around the world
Boston Herald.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-03-29
Three Million Lilies.

Three million lilies will be used fol-
Easter decorations this year in New
York. This is the consensus of opin-
lon OF prominent florists. At a cost
OF 25 cents for each flower or bud the
aggregate cost to New York's esthetic
public will be $750,0OO. A week be-
fore Easter-April 15-the great rush
will begin. Orders are now being
placed with the big florists for i'm
mense quantities of the beautiful buds
and naturally the bulk of the output
will be taken up by churches, though
orders for the home cut a figure.
Nearly all of the lilies used in this
city are brought in bulk from Hol-
land, Belgium and the Bermudas, prin-
cipally in the fall. Here they are
forced in the big greenhouses owned
by the large dealers. With the lilies
there come for the Easter decorations
the pink and white azalees, beautiful
pink and white purple rhododendrons
OF the Allegheny Mountains, daffodils,
hyacinths, tulips. spirea, lilac, mar
guerttes, cinereas, forsythe, quinee
and apple blossoms, all grown and
nurtured carefully with the Easter
sale in view and distributed with an
extravaganza that only the metropolis
would warrant.-New York Mail and
EXPRESS.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-03-29
California Oil Fields.

The demand for oil lands keeps III
and drilling for oil continues active
throughout the state. Between 800
and 400 oil companies have been in.
corporated during the past six month;
with good prospects of continuance
The principal demand for oil land is in
the southern part of the state, includ-
ing Kern, San Luis Obispo and Fren-
so couties. A considerable area of So
called oil land now on the market has
only remote possibility of oil devel-
opment, and is purchased or leased
for the purpose of forming companies
the stock OF which is offered at 10
cents a share or less. Investors should
carefully investigate such properties
before buying stock, although there
art many solid and successful comp
anies in operation.
The monthly production of 10 com
panies listed on the oil exchange ag-
gragate 152,70O barrels or an average
OF ll,774 barrels per month for each
company Many of these companies
are now paying dividends of l and Q
per cent per month on their capital
stock.--Los Angeles Record