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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Dutiful Son.

The old gent las he switched into the
a ley toward the Sunday %entrance)-I
justthought1 would look you up. What
DO you mean, you yong reprobate, by
coming out of that place?
The son two feet from the door and
headed for the street)-Matter of accom-
dation, gov'nor. Barkeep said your
times bout now, and it might confuse
you for me to shee you take one of your
scry-scrapers. Perfectly willing to 90
back 'fu don't like to shee me come out,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
M N IN AUTOMOBILE COAT,
Clever Trick .hy Which She, Flim-
Flammed q Slow Street Car
Conductors.

The woman in the red automobile
coat handed the conductor a half-dol-
lar. After she had deposited the change
in her little green purse the passen-
gers noticed that she gave a sudden
start. The other women in the car
thought that she showed symptoms of
a fainting spell. The mar next to
her thought perhaps she had been car
ried- several squares out of her way.
Presently she held up her finger. The
conductor yanked the rope and the car
stopped with the impetus of a freight
elevator. As she did not rise, the con-
ductor signaled go ahead" and then
came forward, says the Chicago Even
ing News.
Madam, did you wish to geteoff at
that corner?"
"No."
q "Then what do you mean by having
me stop the car? This amt a picnic
bus stopping on the road for people
to get out and pick flowers"
Excuse me, sir, but l gave you a
half-dollar."
"And l gave you the change, madam;
every nickel of it. I a prove it by
anyone ON this car"
Eyes, but I wish my h~alf-dollar back.
Here is another one"
"What is the matter with the one you
gave me? Counterfeit
mo, sir"
Plugged with plumbers lead?"
"Of course not!"
"Then what is the difference?"
"Why, it is a Columbian half-dollar,
and I am saving them until they be-
come valuable"
Hope you live that long!" and the
grumbling conductor fshed out the
contested piece from his pocket and
placed it in her hand. Then he took
the ordinary half-dollar she handed
him, and counted out As cents in nick
els. She got of at the next corner.
When the = reached the terminus
the conductor discovered that the
woman with the Columbian piece had
''done" him out of As cents. It is a |
game, and the conductor is
hard things about Columbian
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

The laws Of health require that the
bowels move once each day, and one Of
the penalties for violating this law IL
piles. Keep your bowels regular by TAX
ing q dose Of ~Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets when necessary. and
you will never have that eve punish
ment inflicted upon you. Price, Is cents.
For sale by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
California Semi-C Centennial.

An admission day semi-centennial
celebration will be held In San Francis
co, CAL, September 8 to II, inclusive.
Four days and nights of festivities.
Gorgeous spectacular features. Well
worth crossing a continent to participate
in. Naval reviews, parades of U. s.
troops, regattas, concerts, fireworks,
field sports, excursions and many novel;
ties of surprising interest. The great
est celebration of its kind ever given In
California.
The Santa Fe routes new San Fran
cisco line affords a quick and comfort
able means Of reaching the Golden Gate
City.
Round-trip tickets on sale. Inquire
of H. s. Lutte, Agent
Santa Fe, N N
w. j. BLACK, G. P. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
HinNnr.

Mrs. Phoxy-I was helping Mrs. De
Style to put her winter things away to-
day. Oh, my. She has the loveliest
seal johnet.
Mr.. Phoxy-What?> What do you
mean by jobnet?
Mrs. P%hoxy-Of course, how silly of
me; but then, dear, I'm not familiar
enough with n myself to call it a
Jacket.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
DOES IT PAY TO BUY CHEAP?

DOES 1T PAY TO BUY CHEAP?
A cheap remedy for coughs and colds
is all right, but you want something
that will relieve and cure the more Sc
we're and dangerous results Of throat
and lung troubles. What shall you do?
Go to a warmer and more regular CHI
mate? Yes, If possible; If not possible
for you, then in either case take the n
ly remedy that has been introduced in
all civilized countries with success in
severe throat and Ing troubles. Bosch
ee's German Syrup" 1t not Only heals
and stimulates the tissues to destroy
the germ disease, but allays inflam-
nation, auses easy expectoration.
gives a good nights rest. and sures the
patient. Try one bottle. Recommended
many years by all druggists in the
world. For sale by Ireland's Pharm-
acy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

MY baby was terribly sick with the
~diarrhoea." says J. H. Doak, of Will
liams, Oregon. I'VE were unable to cure
him with the Doctors assistance. and
as a last resort we tried Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
l am happy to say it gave immediate
relief and a competent cure" For sale
by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
YOUR FACE

Shows the state Of your feelings and
the state Of your health ~ we'll. Inn
pure blood makes itself apparent In .
pale and sallow complexion, Plmples
and Skin Eruptions. II you are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have
healthy appearance. you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. It cures all blood
diseases where cheap sarsaparillas and
7o-called purifiers fail; knowing this,
we sell every bottle on q positive guar
antee.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

In India, the land of famine, thou
sands die because they cannot obtain
food. In America, the land of plenty.
mo- digest the food they eat. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure digests what you eat.
1t instantly relieves and radically cures
all stomach troubles. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
An Angel Of Peace

II like to hear a nan speak we'll OF his
wife," she said.
"Who's been doing it now?' he asked.
"Mr Brown" she answered, 81 heard
him say that no man could quarrel with
such a wife as his"
"Oh, "Yes," he said. "He explained
that to me afterward. He says her abili-
ty to talk p%reclndes possibility of any
mans getting in a word of a controversial
nature"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Vanity Proof

Mrs. Briggs-When my William gets
in from the road I'm going to make him
a cake. The proprietor told me to-day
that books showed he had been doing
some industrious drawing on 'em, and
.bookkeeper said he must be dom a gorg-
eous circuit.
Mrs. Penpergast- Don't Spite him. Ny
John has been on the jury twist in six
months and never let him turn my head
once.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

Through the months of June and
July our baby was teething, and took a
running off Of the bowels and sickness
Of the stomach" says o. P. M. Holiday,
Of Deming, Ind. "His bowels would
move from five to eight times a day. I
had a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy in the
house, and gave him four drops In a
teaspoonful Of water, and he got better
at once" Sold by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

Millions will be spent in politics this
ing without money any more than we
a keep the body vigorous without
food. Dy---eptics used to starve them
selves. Nov Kodol Dyspepsia Cure d.
sests w.t.. you eat and allows you to
eat all the good food you want. II rad
ically cures stomach troubles. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Qualified.

Attorney for Defendant-1f a reaso-
nable doubt existed l presume you
would acquit the accused?
Kentucky Juror-Sare, sab, sure.
What is your idea of a reasonable
doubt?
It's when the fellow that gets in the
first shot lets 60 both bahels because he
feahs one of them might miss fab.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Why He Dared.

Look here, said one man to another
as they reached the lobby of the hotel,
after quitting the dining room, l noticed
that you didn't tip the waiter. How
did you manage it? Have you a system?
No, l have no system. I'm merely
travelling through these parts and never
expect to stop here for another meal
Chicago Times Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

What most people want is something
mild and gentle, when in need Of a
physic. Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets fill the bill to q dot. They
For sale by A. c. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

The quicker you stop a cough or cold
the less danger there will be of fatal
lung troubles. One Minute Cough Cure
is the only harmless remedy that gives
immediate results. You will like it.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Aquatic Pursuits,

He wasn't the brightest young man in
the world, but he had held a city job for
about three months.
why don't you join the army?" in
buried a sympathizing friend who want
ed to be of service.
~ don't want to join the army" he re-
piled with honest frankness, "but l
would like to get into the navy, l think
my experience in the water works office
would be more valuable to me there
Detroit Free Press
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Doings.

A lawyers first duty, said the student,
is to see that justice is done, is it not,
professor?
HIM, yes! replied the professor
thoughtfnlly. And it has been my
experience that the lawyer that does
her the oftenest always gets the largest
fee.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

Chinese are dangerous enemies, for
they are treacherous. That's why all
counterfeits of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve are dangerous. They look like
DeWitt's, but instead of the %all-healing
witch hazen they all contain ingredi-
ents liable to irritate the skin and cause
blood poisoning. For piles, injuries and
skin diseases use the original and gen.
uine DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

The wolf in the fable puts on sleeps
clothing because If he Travelled on his
own reputation he couldn't accomplish
his purpose. Counterfeiters of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve couldn't sell their
worthless salves on their merits, so
they put them in boxes and wrappers
like DeWitt's. Look out for them. Take
only DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. 1t
cures piles and all skin diseases. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Recouixed Him

Mrs. Casey (readtng war news)-Won
soldier wor nOrthal wounded, an his
lasht words wore ''Gimmie w~eiskey."
Mrs. Doian(whose husband Is at the
front-Havin' hip me iatherless chill
der that VOL Pat.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Ilnpatiently Waiting.

Mr.. Quizzmen-I suppose you revenue
agents have to be very quiet about
your work?
Detective Kluzie-Well, when we're
after moonshiners it has to be a still
hnnt.-BaltimOre American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
She Gives Him . Testimonial.

Grocer-You know I keep the best
groceries and my prices are as low as
anybody's.
Mrs. Grogan-Well, that's as it may
be; but I will say that We can jolly yer
customers aiqual to amy man in the
business!-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
New
Railroad to
San Francisco!

Santa Fe Route. by its San
Joaquin Valley Extension. The
only line with track and trains
under one management all the
way from Chicago to the Golden
Gate.
Mountain passes. extinct volca-
noes, petrifed forests, prehistor-
ic ruins, Indian pueblos. Yosem-
lite, Grand Canyon of Arisora,
en- route.
Same high-grade service that
has made the Santa Fe the IA
vorite route to Southern Cal
fornia.
Fast schedule; Pullman and
Tourist sleepers daily; Free re-
clining chair cars; Harvey
meals throughout.
General Passenger ONCE
The Atchison, Topeka & Santa
Fe Railway,
Topeka, Kan.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
vital statistics Ignored.

Henry. that census taker doesn't
know his business"
"What makes you think so?"
why, he shut me of when I tried
to tell him how many sweet little
teeth baby had cut."-Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

1t will surprise you to experience the
benefit obtained by using the dainty
and famous little pills known a. De-
Wits Little Early Risers. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Pulled Up,

Jack Langdon seems to be walking on
air since Celia Curtis accepted him.
That's because her father blew him
up about wanting to get married on
wind.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

And as she lies
weak and suffer.
ing, size remeln.
bers the days,
only such a little
lille behind,
when she tiptoed
along the top
rail of the worm
fence, as active
and blithe as a
squirrel.
But there's
something wrong
about this condi.
ton. One word
expresses it -
UNNATURAL"
It's against ma
. ture to be in
ct,ch a condition
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Kicked,

Johnny White-Did yer ole man make
q holler when he found. that you had
been fakin' his cigars?
Billy Black-You bet he did!
What did he say?
Didn't have to say nothin'. He got
the boiler out o. me.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
MOKi TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE,

Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
of the skin, producing a perfect COM
plexion, or money refunded. rs cts. and
&c cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Douudless Possabilieies.

-Four hundred millions Of people In
China! Think of 1t!
Yes; and just think what the popula-
tion would be II they'd let a Chicago
man take the cepsus.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Iabor-Saver.

Riggs-Old man Miggs is lazy.
Jiggs-Is he?
Riggs-Yes, indeed. Why, he rented
a parrot for the summer just to have it
swear at the heat for him.-Baltimore
American,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

Mothers indorse it. children like 1t,
old folks use 1t. We refer to. One Min
ute Cough Cure. It will quickly cur all
throat and lung troubles. Ireiand's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
4 Silent Partner.

Old man Parker has q controlling In.
terest in the swell Shellmore hotel,
hasn't he.
No, he just owns it. His young wife
has the controlling interest.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

When you want a modern, up-to-date
Liver Tablets. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect Price. rs cents.
Samples free at Ireland,s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
An out-of-Dats Ceremony.

Did you all throw rice after the bride?
Rice! l guess not; l wouldn't allow
such a heathenish Chinese goings-on at
q wedding in my acknowledgements
Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
A SYMPOSIUM.

l hear that Lancaster and his wife
are collaborating on a work of fiction.
Yes, they are getting up d letter to
her mother telling what a great profit
she a make by investing S. 5000 in
L%ancaster's patent wrinkle eradicator.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Hoodoood.

At my peace congress there was toe
much
OF the mailed fist! Oh, by far!
Next time I'll have q rabbits foot
Instead, remarked the car.
Detroit Journal,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
ACKER'S DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
SOl m A

Positive guarantee. Cures heartburn.
raising of the food. distress after eat
ing or any form of dyspepsia. One lit
tie tablet gives immediate relief. Is
cts. and 80 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

You will never find any other pills so
prompt and so pleasant as DeW'itt's
Little Early Risers. Ireland's F har-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
A Necessary Lesson.

Isn't 1t kind of these people, ma, re-
marked the young fish, to drop us lines
with food on EN-?
Don't you believe it, replied the
mother fish. You must learn to read
between the lines.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
ACKER'S ENGLISH REMEDY WILL STOp
COUGH

At any time, and will cure the worst
cold in twelve hours, or none refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard gauge for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del F-rte and Denver
Creole and all poi'..s in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida wit .nain line standard
gauge) for all points east and west in
GLIDING Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. c. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
v It'll all Missouri river liues for all
points east.
New Reclining Chair Cars between
Santa Fe and Alamosa. Seats free.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. J. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M
8 K. HOOPER, g. P A.,
Denver, Colo
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
WEIGHT PER LOO BAGS

Inc following table viii show to
what extent the heavy colored sugar
bag figures in the purchase Of food
stuffs at the grocery stores:
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
"This IL truth the poet sings
That a sorrows crown of sorrow
Is remembering happier thinosn

Isn't that what a woman thinks who
finds herself practically laid aside in the
heyday of lifei A few years of marriage,
Q couple Of children, and she is worn out
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
Ao2 81 81 sat LAND
FARMING LANDS UNDER IRRIGATION SYSTEM

In tracts 20 acres and upward, with perpetual water rght-cheap, and on easy
terms Of 20 annual payments with 7 perc IN interest Alfalfa, Grain and Fruit of ali
kinds grow to perfection.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-24
CHOICE PRAIRIE OR MOUNTAIN GRAZING LANDS.

Well watered and with good shelter, interspersed with fine
aising grain and fruits. In size of tracts to suit purchaser.
LARGE PASTURES FOR LEASE, for long term of years,
shipping facilities over two railroads.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-04
Mortgage sale.

DEFAULT HAVING BEEN MADE IN
the payment of the sum of one hundred
which sum forty-nine and 79-1OO $40 79)
dollars is interest and eighty-three $3.50
dollars principal which is claimed to be
due at the date of this notice upon a.
lfvered by john J. Biebighauser to VIII
lam Dawson, bearing date tie thirtieth
being given to secure the purchase price
of the premises described therein, ana
duly recorded in the office Of the Register
of Deeds in and for the County of Ram
sey and State of Minnesota, on the Goth
day of September, A. D. 1887, at 3:45
o'clock P. M, in Book 155 of Mortgages.
and the debt secured thereby was for. a
valuable consideration duly assigned by
said William Dawson to the Glad
stone Lang ,, COMPANY BY written 5el1, as
and bearing date of January 18th, 1888,
which assignment was duly recorded in
the Office Of said Register of Deeds on the
9Th day of March 1887, in Book 81 of AS
sigpments, page 578 that thereafter said
Gladstone Land Company being insol-
vent, duly made to tho undersigned q. B.
erty for the benefit of it's creditors, by
instrument in writing, dated the Goth day
Of March. 1857, and duly. recorded in he
at 1:45 p. m, in Book is Of Assign.
ments.at page 437 to Ali and whereas the
uuuokS1SASQ Is HOW the ONHeQ ana nOiQ6r
of said mortgage and the debt secured
thereby, and no action Or proceeding at
law or otherwise having been instituted
to recover the debt secured by said mort
gage or any part thereof;
Now, therefore, notice Is hereby given,
that by virtue Of a power OF sale CEN
tained in said mortgage, and pursuant to
the statute In such case made and pro-
vided, the said mortgage will be fore
closed, and the premises. described in and
covered by said mortgage, viz:
or MI f9ka1 yN0 " flo In
twenty-si (26l of Gladstone Plat two (2l,
file in the office of the Register of Deeds
in and for said Ramsey County. said prop
erty being situate in Ramsey County, and
State Of Minnesota, with the heredita-
ments and appurtenances, will be sold at
public auction, to the highest bidder, for
cash, to pay said debt and interest, and
the taxes, If any, on said premises, and
twenty-five (S25) dollars attorneys fee, as
stipulated In and by said mortgage in
case of foreclosure, and the disbursements
allowed by law. which sale will be mads
the Cedar Street door Of the Court House.
in the City of st. Paul, in said County
ane State. on Tuesday. the 9th day Of
October. A. D 1900 at ten o'clock A NJ,
Of that day, subject to redemption at
any time within one year of the day Of
Dated August 9Th, 4. b. 1850.
e. B. PUTNAM.
Assignee Of Gladstone Land Company,
s stevens. io'Br.en. Cole & Albreoht. A.
torneys for Assignee, Bank OF Minnesota
Building. st: Paul. MINI: