Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-12-21
NOT DRIED CURRANTS
LEARNED GROCER COMMENTS UP
ON a COMMON MISTAKE.

"a LEARNED GROCER COMMENTS UP
ON A COMMON MISTAKE.
The Tiny Fruit Used In Cake, Pnd-
dangs, Buns and the Like Are Rail
sins Made From Little Grnpes That
Are Gro,vn In Greece.
Mother wants a pound Of dried CUR
rants" said a little girl who came into
the learned grocer's store in Eighth
emu @.
q hain't got a dried currant in the
store and there hain't none in the city"
replied the learned grocer. aBut ]
know what you want, sissy, and I've
got E
The learned grocer brought forth q
box of the little, sticky, sugary, gritty
currants used in fruit cake, plum pud-
dings, mince pies, buns and the like.
"Why, them's ,emE" exclaimed the
little girl.
Eyes; them's EN- assented the gro
#SCA, ~ IN luC 3UlcClCA lldlucu LII
trod this particular lot of EN- into ship
shape had used a little water or even a
feather buster on her feet before she
began there wouldn't be so much grit
in 'em as thereis. She must have been
having q regular hoedoWn on the clas-
sic sands before she began to dance on
this box Of fruit. There, sissy; tell
your mother she must battle 'em in sew
eral waters before she uses $'em,s or she
might just as well put a lot of sandpa-
per in her fruit cake. And tell her that
they amt dried currants either"
Whats the reason they amt dried
currantsY demanded a disputative
customer when the girl had gone.
"They amt dried ~currants any more
than they are dried pumpkins" replied
the grocer. 1.-THE reason they amt
dried currants is that they weren'tscur-
rants before they were dried. Good
reason enough, amt itT'
Yes said the customer, less dispu-
tative than he was. "But what does
everybody call them dried currants for
then? !"
"'Cause they don't know any better.
said the learned grocer. They'll go.
right On coming in here and asking for
dried currants just the same after / tell
'em why they amt dried currants as
they did before"
What should they ask for, then?' In
quired the customer.
IF any a should n In here and
ask for dried corinths," replied the
learned grocer, ..he would not necessa-
rily be a gentleman, but I'd bet on him
being a scholar. Dried corinths is
what you should ask for when you
want this little sugar coated. gritty
raisin, for It's q raisin pure and sim
pie"
@How's thatg'' the customer wanted
to know.
Because 1t was a grape before It
was dried" said the grocer, s.and if raj
sins amt grapes what are theyY
but you said these were dried cor
inths. persisted the customer. Whats
acorinth, anyhow
"a corinth is the smallest grape that
grows replied the learned grocer,
.tand It lost its name years and years
ago because 1t was gradually corrupted
into .~currant,,' which became also the
name Of the calculated little berry OF
our garden, which you might dry from
now until Gabriel sounds his horn
without getting it nearer the condition
of a raisin than a pea is.
ssThis little grape grows all over the
islands of the Grecian archipelago and
was first exported from Corinth, and
that's what gave it its proper anne.
The punches don't grow much bigger
than a stem Of red currants, and they.
are so full Of sugar that when they are
picked and dried In the Jul they actu-
ally seem to melt and run together like
gumdrops, and It takes a lot of care
and work to separate them again.
"After they are separated is the time
when the Grecian maiden gets her
work In on 'em, for it is one OF her
pleasant duties to jump on a heap OF
the sticky stuff with her bare feet until
she has compressed enough Of the little
raisins to squeeze three boxes Of them
into one. No hydraulic pump could do
1t better. If 1t could, we wouldn't have
the sand and grit the maiden's feet
mingle with the fruit, and without that
no dried corinths are genuine.
"Still, / shall expect folks to come In
here right along and ask for dried cur
rants just the same said the learned
grocer as he went to wait on q new Gus
tomer.-New York Press.
Pitch and Toss.
The professor happened I'd at the
doctors the other morning and found
him polishing the belongings On the
sideboard.
Improving the shining hours. are
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