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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-09-14

Thousands suffer with torpid liver, pro-
ducing great depression Of spirits, indi-
gestion, constipation, headache. ctc.
HERBiNE will stimulate the liver. keep
the bowels regular, and restore a health
fol buoyancy Of spirits. Price 90 cents.
John Boyden 4 Son.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-09-14

Streets, ST., and John II. Reiden, all Of
Hoytsyil'e, summit county, Utah.
Flask y. lloBns, Register.
r. G. BAmEY, Attorney.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-09-14

Local notices 10 cents per line for hrst lnsof-
uon. cents per line for each subsequent insof-
lOn
TG-rhese rates will be strictly adhered N
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-05-31
Ks1EGA TRZECIA.
Dom PREY ulicy Plumet.
Dom z %kryj6wka.

Okolo polowy ostatniego s~tulecia, pc.
wien prezydent p~arlamentu ~paryskiego miaf
kochanke i kryjac sic z tenn, DO W owym
czasie wielcy panowie pokazywali swoje ko.
chanki, a mieszczanie kryli sic Z niemi, ka.
zai zbudowac ,,maiy domek" ma przedmies.
ciu Saint German, W pustej ulicy Blomet,
kt6ra dzisiaj nazywa sic Plumet, niedaleko
miejsca zwanego w6wczas Combat des Ami
maux". Dom ten skladaf sic z pawilonu o
jednem pietrze; na psrterze byly dwie sale,
ma ~pierwszem pistrze diva pokoje, ma dole
kuchnia, ma g6rze buduar, pod dachem
strych; pred domem ogr6d 2 wielks krats,
przytykajacy do ulicy. Ogr6d ten sajmowai
morg gruntu. Otto wszystko CO przechodzs.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-05-31
Zjawisko u~kazujace sic Marjuszowi.

ZjawiskO ukazujace sic MarjuszOwi.
w kilka dni 20 tych odwiedzinach ,,,du.
cha" u OLGA Mabeuf. pewnego rama, byl to
poniedziafek. den sztuki pisciofrankowej,
kt6ra Marjusz pozyczal u Oourfeyraca ola
Thenardiera, Marjusz wfozyf pieniadz do
kieszeni i zanim go odni6sl do biura wiezien.
nego, poszedl precise sic troche, spodziewa.
JAG sic, ze "a powrotem bedzie m6gf lepiej
tylko wstal, zaraz zasiadf przed ksiazka j
Gwiartka papieru, aaeby sklecic jake tloma.
czenie: miaf W owym c~zasie, jake zarobkowa
prace, przekiad ma francuzki jezyk slynnej
ki6tni niemc6w; byl to sp6r Gansa i Saw
gnyego; Mariusz brat Ssvignyego, brat Gan.
ga, przeczytaf cztery wiersze, spr6bowal ma.
pisac jeden i ME m6gi, widziai gwiazde mic.
dry papierem a SODA. Wstawal w6wczas z
krzesla m6wiac do siebie:- Wyjde. To
mic usposobi do piracy.
1 ssedl ma pole Skowronka.
Tam wiecej nia kiedy widziaf gwiazde,
a mniej niz kiedy S~avignyego iGansa. Wra.
cal, znowu zabieral sic do piracy i znowu bez.
skutecznie. Me byfo sposobu zawiazaG choc
jedna z zerwanych nici m6zgu. W6wczas
m6wil do siebie: Me wyjds jutro. Przeszka
dza mi to pracowaG. l wychodzif codzien
ME. Mieszkai ma polu Skowronka wiecej, a
niaeli W mieszkaniu Courfeyraca. Prawdzi.
wy jego adres byi ~nastepujacy: bulwar de
La Sante, si6dme drzewo Ia utica Cronlebar.
be. lego rama opuscil owe si6dme drzewo i
usiadi ma parapecie rzeczki Gobelinow. We
sofe slo6ce przedzieraio sic przez swieze Lis
Gle. Myslal o ,,Niej". Potem przeszedl do
swojej osoby, dumanie zmienilo sic W wy.
rzut: 2 bolescis myslal o le~nistwie, paralizu
duszy, ktory go opanowywaf i o tel nocy,
ktora stawaia coraz ciemniejsza pred MIN,
tax, &c ME widzial juA slohca.
Jednakae, pomimo tego przykrego for.
mulowania niewyraznych mysli, kt6re ME
byfy nawet monologiem, do takiego stopnia
wiadza czynnosci oslabla W MIN i ME mial
nawet silly chciec martwic sic, pomimo me
lancholicznego pogrsaenia sic W myslach,
wrazenia z zewnstrz dostawaly sic jednak do
niego. Ia SODA, pod SODA, siyszaf jak pracz
XII Gobelin6w praiy bielizne, ponad jego glo.
wa ptaki swiegotaiy i s~piewafy W wiszach.
z jednej strony w~olnosc, szczesliwy brak
wszelkiej troski i swoboda majaca skrzydfa;
z drugiej praca. Diva odgiosy wesole pobu.
dzafy go do giebokiego myslenia, a nawet
prawie rozwazania. Nagle wsr6d tel smut
nej ekstazy uslyszai znany sobie CLOS:
- Patrzciel otot j onl
Podni6sf oczy i poznal owo nieszczssli.
we dziecko, kt6re pewnego rama przyszio by.
TO do niego, starsza 2 c6rek Thenardiera, E.
%ponine; wiedzial luz teraz lax sic nazywala.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-05-31

Rsecz dsiwna, suboAaia i w~ypiekniala; ida.
walo sic w6wcsas, &c ami AMI jedno ami dru.
gle niemoaebne jest ola niej. Podw6jny zro.
bila postsp: ku swiatau j ku nsdsY. Byfa DO.
ga i " iaohmanach,, jak owego dnia, kiedy
fachmany postarzaiy o diva miesiace; dsiury
byly wieksze, Calgary brudniejsze. Byl to
ten sam CLOS ochrypfy, to samo czolo swied
ie j pomarszczone, to Same spojrzenie swo.
bodne, pomieszane i biedne. Do ~fsjonomji
jei przybylo nadto cos przestrassonego i "a
fosnego, CO przebyte wiszienie dodaje swyk.
le do nedzy. We wfosach miafa siano j sio.
me, ME jak Ofelja, kt6ra dostala obiakania,
spowodowanego oblakaniem Hamleta, ale
dlatego, ze przepedzila noe W jakims spich.
rzu stajni. "A przytem wssystkiem byia pick.
ma. O miodosci, jaka ty jestea gwiazdal
Stafa teraz pred Marjussem i ma sinej
jej twarzy bylo troche radosci j cos podob.'
nego do usmiechu. Przez kilka chwil zdawa
to sic, jakgdyby ME mogla movie.
S~potykam wreszcie! rzekfa mako.
niec.- Ojciec Mabeuf mial slusznoec, to ma
tym bulwarze! jake ia was szukalam! &c.
byscie wiedzielil Wiecie? Byfam W kozie.
DIVA tygodnie! Wypuscili mnie! Bo ME mia
lam mic prey sobie, a przytem ME mialam
jeszcze wieku, W kt6rym podlug prawa jes.
tenn odpowiedzislna. Brakowalo dw6ch ME.
siecy. Oh! Jak ia was szukalam! Cd SECS.
ciu tygodni. To jua ME mieszkacie tam?
= Me rzeki Marjusz.
= A! Rozumiem. z powodu tel spra-
wy. Nieprzyjemne to go take historic. Wv.
niesliscie sic! Patrzcie! Dlaczego to nosicie
take stare kapelusze2 Mlody czfowiek, jak
wy, powinien bye pisknie ubrany. Wiecie,
panic Marjuszu2 Ojciec Mabeuf nazywa was
baronem Marjuszem, ME WIEN juz jak jesz.
cse. N~ieprawdaz, &c ME jestescie baronema
Baronowie, to 50 starry, CO chodsa do LUX.
%semburga pred zamek, gdsie jest najwiscej
sio6ca j csytaja la Quotidienne "a jednego
sous. Byfam rag z LISTEN u jednego takiego
barona. Mai przeszfo sto lat. Powiedzcie,
gdzie mieszkaoie teraz?- Marjusz ME odpo-
wiadal.- A!-m6wifa dalej-macie dziure
W koszuli, trzeba bedsie, aebym to zaszyia.-
Fizjonomja jei powoli p~osspniala. Me
zdajecie sic bye zadowoleni z tego, se mic wi
dzicie rzekla znowu. Marjusz milczal: ona
take umilkla ia chwile potem zawoiala:
= A jednak, jezelibym chciala, znusifabym
was do tego, zebyscie byli zadowolenit
Oo2-za pytal Marjusz.- Co chce-
Gle powiedziec2
= Ach! m6wiliscie do mnie tyl-rzek.
= No, dobrze, CO chcecie powiedziet?
AaSryzia Warge, ZdaWafa sic Wanac, Jak'
gdyby toczac jakas wewnetrzna wake. Ma.
koniec sic z~decydowafa.
Fem gornei, MECH j tax bedaie! Ma
leni. Obiecajcie mi tylko, &c bedziecie sic
Small. Chcs byscie powiedzieli: ,.Al to do.
brze'. Biedny panic Marjuszu! Wieciel o
biecaliscie mi, &c mi dacie wsEystko, CO re.
chce....
= Taxi ale movie!
Zajrzala Marjuszowi gfeboko W ocsy j
rzekla:
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-05-31

Me wiem dobrse ulicy i numeru; to zupeinie
W innej s~tronie, ale znam dobrse dom, sapro-
wadxe was do niego.- Wysunqia sws raka
2 jego dloni rsekla tonem, kt6ry bylby gle.
boko rozrzewnil kogos, CODY ma to zwr6clf
uwage, ale kt6rego Marjuss sachwycony i
upojony ME spostrsegf nawet:- Och! Jak.
&c j~estescie radsii
Pc czole Marjussa przesunela sic chmu.
ra. Ohwycil Eponine IA ramie:
= Prsysiegnii mi jedna rsecz.
= PrEysiadz 2-rzekla.- Coz to zna.
csya Patrsai! Chce, Aebym prsysisgla9
l zasmiala sic.
Tw6j ~ojciecl obiecaj mi, Eponino!
Przysiegnij mi, ae ME powiesz twemu oicu o
lynn adresie!
Obr6cila size ku MENU 2 nina zdumiona.
- Eponinal Zkad wiecie, &c sic nasy.
wan Eponinal
= Obiecaj mi to, co ci movie!
Ale ona zdawala sic 90 ME sfyszec.
= To slicznie! naxwaliscie mic Eponina!
Marjusz wsiaf js "a obie rece.
Ale odpowiadajze mi, ma milosc Dos.
ka! Uwazaj, co movie; prsysiegnij mi, Re o
lynn adresie, CO to wiesz, ME powiesz ojcu!
0jcu2-rzekla.- A tax, ojcu! badz.
Gle spokojni. On siedzi W sekretnej. .. Zresz.
ia, cry ia sic zajmuje moim ojcem!
Ale ME 'obiecujesz mi! = zawoial
Marjusz.
= Ale pusccie mie!-rzekla wybucha.
jsc smiechem-jakze NINA potrzssacie! TAX!
Obiecuje wan to! PHYSICIAN wan to! Coz
mi to szkodsi2 Me powiem ojcu o adresie.
No! czy dobrze2 czy take
- Ami nikomu2-rzekl Marjusz.
= Ami nikomu.
= Teraz, prowadz mic!
- Zaraza
= Zaraz!
= Chodzcie. Och jake on rad!-rzek-
Ia. Uszedfssy kilka krok6w stansla.- Ia
blizko mnie idziecie, panic Marjuszu. Dai.
Gle mi isc naprzod, a sami idzcie "a NINA, ME
pokazujac tego. Me trzeba, zeby widziano
mlodego czfowieka takiego jak wy, z TAXA
kobieta jak ia.
laden jszyk ME zdofalby wypowiedziec
tego, co sic zawierafo W lynn wyrazie ,,ko.
bieta', tax ~wym6wionem przez to dsiecis.
Zrobila re dwanascie krok6w i ~zatrzymala
sic snowu. Marjusz zblizyf sic do-niej. Pre-
m6wila do niego bokiem j ME odwracaiac sic
wcale:
= Ale, ale, wiecie, aescie mi cos obie.
cali.
Marjusz wlozyl reke kiesze6. Me 20.
siadal mic wiecej, opr6cz pisciu frank6w
przeznaczonych ola OLGA Thenardier. Wziaf
je wsunal W rske Eponiny. Ona rozsunela
palce, upusciia pieniadz ma ziemie i patrzac
ma niego ponuro rzekla:
- Me chce waszych pienisdzy.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-05-31
eS) WIKTOR HUGO.
NEDZNICY.
Pow IESC.
fOiaO dalsuvl

P o w s G.

Kiedy p. Mabeuf wyprostowal sic. ME
byfo jua nikogo, dziewcsyna snikla. Ucsuf
sic W istocie troche przestrassonym.
Ma prawde- pomyslaf gdyby ME
podlany ogr6d, sadzilbym, &c to duch...
w godsine potem, kiedy sic polozyl,
pr1ypomnis!O mu sic to snowu, j usypiajsc'
jecznego ptaks, kt6ry zamienia sic W rybs,
aaeby przeplynac morze, mysl powoli prey.
biera postac snu. aseby prseby6 czas spania,
m6wif do siebie:
= w ~istocie, podobne to bardzo do te.
60. CO la Rubaudiere opowiada o gobelinacb.
Bylzeby to gobelln9
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-05-31

IOunrooi oCHJ PoSnaf OWo HIookCh75II
we dziecko, kt6re pewnego rama przyszfo by
to do niego, starsza z c6rek Thenardiera, E
ponine; wiedsial jua teraz jak sic nazywaia
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-10-25
LEGAL NoTICEs-continued.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. PRIvATE SAL,

ADMINISTRATORS PRIVATE SALE
of real estate.
orson b. Simmons. administrator of
the estate q ,Margarst Ma re ,s. de-
perior court of King county, Washing
ton, to sell. at private sale. the follow
ing described property OF said estate.
to wit: Lots one and two q and y in
block twenty f2sl, OF Gilrnan's addition
10 Seattle. together with the furnishings
and fixtures of the hotel situated there
on Lot twenty 600 in block ten Q0), of
Bakers addition TO Seattle. Lot six 90
In block one ~, In the town OF Woodin-
vile. all in King county. Washington.
Also an undivided one-half interest In
lots twenty-five, twenty-six. twenty
seven and twenty-eight (25. &C. p. 2s), in
block twenty-six (26D, OF Paintings addi-
ton to Snohomish, in Snohomish county,
Washington.
Now. therefore, notice Is hereby given
that said administrator will receive bids
for the whole of the above described
thereof. at any time after the date of
this notice. except that as to slots one
and two, block twenty. above Described
and known as the hotel property at In
terbay, bids will include the hotel fur
nishings, and fixtures. All bids viii be
received and sales made subject TO the
following conditions: First--Aii bids
must be in writing. signed by the bidder
or HIS agent, clearly specifying the prop
erty desired. and deposited with j. w.
Langley. attorney for said administrator;
TO the administrator personally. or filed
with the clerk Of said superior court
Second Bids will be received at any time
after the date OF this notice but no
sales will be made and concluded until
eight days after said date. nor for less
than ninety per cent. go per cent? of
the appraised value of the property.
Third-The terms OF sale viii be cash
I'm hand for all lots, except said lots one
and two in block twenty. for which one.
half the purchase money shall be paid
down and the balance extended for one
year, with interest thereon at the rate
OF per cent. per annum to be secured
by note. mortagage and assigned insur-
ance. All sales will be subject to the
approval of the court
ORSON r. SIMMONS.
Administrator of the Estate of Mar
garet Mareane. Deceased
Seattle, Washington, October "a. 1900
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y. M. JORDAN.
- psrArE AND INSURANCE.

Sf76>1 building lots overlook ng Lake
Vo1hlngfon, block from Yesler
= ~: lox100 feet: easy terms.
1.yISa lot. 50xf91 feet; graded street:
go 70 car line.
5-fSfuer lot, Renton hill. Eighteenth
6S0nue, I blocks north OF Madison
I. 8Gvo1f; good view.
q s. lot in best part OF Queen Anne
MI, street graded.
k-Dno. nightIy corner. 101x2ss feet:
street graded; small s-room cot
m, about 10 bearing fruit trees
~ far line, Beacon hill.
I4(1ocd lot. Goxl20 feet. Second ave-
~, Just north of Denny hotel.
lime corner, 100xfo5 feet, Boylston
6venue and II. Pine: both streets
5BSoed: sewer mains in: west and
nth exposure.
elGx1D feet. corner Seventh avenue
and y. Pine.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-10-25

NOTICE. rO CONTRACTORS.
OFFICE OF C. Q. NJ, Vancouver Bar
racks, Wash. October 22. 1900. Sealed
proposals, In duplicate. viii be received
al the ONCE OF the Depot Quartermas-
ter. Portland. Oregon, till l o'clock p.
m. October "a 1900. for furnishing 1000
tons best quality oats and 500 tons best
merchandise hay. Full particulars can
be obtained on application to Depot
Quartermaster. Portland, Oregon. J.
w Jacobs G. q. NJ.
CONTRACTORS Bids wanted for exca-
walton OF cellar b0xi2o next Union Trust
Company building. corner. Occidental
avenue and Main street; bids opened II
m. October n. For further inforpation
address III. Middaugh. room ID Colmar
building.
IMPERIAL lime sails pure Cheaper. be-
cause II goes farther than others. Cor
don and &C.. so7-9 Western Ave Tel
ephone Main 80
KILN or air-dried No. flooring and bev-
el cedar siding. Address wallace Lum-
Der Co. Wallace, Wash.
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NOTICE TO sToCKHoLDERs.

NOTICE TO sTOcKHoLDERs.
Seattle, Wash, Oct 49, 1900.
Notice Is hereby given that the annual
meeting OF the stockholders OF the Sea
Breeze Mining Company will be held at
the ONCE Of the company. s1s Washington
Building Seattle Wash. on Tuesday. Mo-
vember 20. 1900, at s o'clock y. m.
AUSTIN Z. GRIFFITHS.
Secretary.
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& FoR sALE--REAI. ESTATE.
NJ J. COMPTON a co.
A HOME SNAP.
y lot. 1-room modern house.
lawn. best car service. q
- sale: easy terms: price. 81, 800
J. COMPTON q co.
Room Downs Block.
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saR esn houses, within 10 minutes
ssek business center; price S,ooo
~ u naose house. rents ssa0 yearly.
taar. 49,, lots fE0m 500 to Si.sQ
@ies 4 'Ssae'n house vents $40 yearly:
ksrka - u =. Caurbel a Go. i0a
MA. asfes ehoicc g4ri,n land. north
4 ep,,s.s every foot anIer high state
Aacss1 usation. hocse. sarn. ebielen.
slsr sseasre, vel fopces. exceiient
MIR 4 wv road good school Lie
Amador ledger., 1900-12-14
His One Brave Deed.

She was hero worshiper.
Often she would read history just to
find some new hero to worship.
Otherwise she would read such nov
els as Beautiful Betsy. the Belle Of
the Brassworks; or. The Baronet's
Bride"
Of course this made her feel that she
had married beneath her, for her hus-
band had not grown round shouldered
from wearing heavy medals
Occasionally she would tell him that
she wished he was hero.
Once the foolish man told her that he
would be hero If he had a chance
You wouidT" she said in tones Of
incredulity. Did you ever do any,
thing in your life that looked like brav-
cry or that seemed valorous In after
years?'
He thought Of the day when they
played Mendelssohn's wedding
March" and he gave the minister $40
and she became his wife.
But he didn't say anything about it.
For true hero never talks about his
glorious, daring deeds.
So she never knew that her husband
wasa hero.
Isn't it sad, sad story Baltimore
American.
Amador ledger., 1900-12-14
PRETTY ROUGH SPORT.
A Cruel Game Played In the Camp
of Canadian Lumbermen.

A Cruel Game Played In the Camps
of Canadian Lumbermen.
So full of peril is the lumberman's S
life that even his sports and games
must be spiced with danger or they
will pail upon his taste. On the long
winter nights a cruel game called
Jack, where be YEP is frequently
played.
The middle Of the largest room in the
camp is cleared. Two men are secure
ly blindfolded and, having previously
drawn lots for the first whack, they
kneel on the floor. In his right hand
each man holds a stout leather strap,
in his left another leather strap, or q
rope is held by the end, either close to
the floor or, in some camps, actually
on 1t. The latter strap, being kept
taut by the combatants, guarantees q
uniform distance between them: They
are quite near enough to hurt each
other severely, which not infrequently
happens.
Now, the man who has been lucky
enough to draw the first cali shouts,
"Jack, where be YER to which his op-
ponent must Immediately answer,
Here 1 be-" Then the first man
strikes at the place where he imagines
his adversary to be with the heavy
leather strap. If he hits his man, he
is entitled to another blow1may call
out again, "Jack, where be YER and
the other must answer, "Here I be-"
This is continued till the first man
misses, when he must take his turn
at being struck.
The others form a ring around the
two combatants, bets are made, and
each faction encourages and applauds
its chosen man. There are regular
rounds, and the game is usually kept
up until one or the other has had
enough or perhaps till one Is carried
of the scene wounded. Hard heads
can stand hard knocks, and volunteers
for the sport are numerous. At the
beginning there is generally no malice.
A hard blow is struck-it is expected
it is the game. But 1t occasionally
happens that the game develops into
a fierce duel.-Pearson's.
Amador ledger., 1900-12-14

are to be secretary of the NJ. W. @. al
$4,000 year."
That's all wind" bluntly exclaimed
the lawyer, "and it won't work. Will
you draw me check for $200?"
isn't it wonder that somebody else
didn't strike on the idea?' whispered
the major as he patted Thompson on
the shoulder. "The washboard has
been known for 200 years. What was
easier than to make friction run a mu-
sic box to soothe the sorrowful. lull
the ailing or enthuse the discouraged?
1t would have saved thousands of lives
annually, prevented thousands of sui
cides, and yet no one thought of 1t.
Thompson, shake handsi It's the sec
retaryship at $4,000 a year for you,
and I'll get you $4,000 worth of stock
at ground floor figures. Months ago,
when 1 was hard up and couldn't pay
bill of 81, you put your hand on my
shoulder in a brotherly way and said
you had every confidence in my fnan-
cial integrity. Do you imagine I've for
gotten that, Thompson? Not by the
grave Of my grandfather! 1 never think
of 1t without the tears coming to my
eyes"
do you want to be sued for these
accountsY' demanded the lawyer when
he could get in a word
"And your reward for trusting me is
this continued the major-"the salary
Of $4,000 is only starter. I'll double
it after the washboards get into the
market. The $4,000 in stock will pay
you $25,O00 year in dividends at the
very least, and perhaps double that.
and there you are. You can safely put
your first years income down at $685.
600. Is that enough, Thompson? If
not, just say the word, and I'll add
$4,000 to it. MEANWHILE
Meanwhile 1 want no more of your
windr
meanwhile, my dear secretary of
the M. w. c., owe 5000. You have
the accounts to collect. Just mark 'em
collected and I'll pay in the 5000 to
hold your stock. Always have to have
deposit as evidence Of good faith,
you know. If it was anybody else, I'd
demand a certified check for $4,000.
Thompson, go home and throw your
lawbooks out of the window"
"Ill be hanged If 1 do! I want to
know
Throw your lawbooks out of the
window. dissolve the partnership, and
then take your position as secretary
No hurry for day or two, but don't
wait too long. want to get the arti-
cles of Incorporation through as soon
as possible and patent the idea. Good
by, Thompson, goodby."
But I want that checkp' protested
the lawyer as he was pushed out.
"And the washerwoman rubs and
the box plays on" replied the smiling
major. well have $4,000 washboards
playing Yankee Doodle and Home of
My Soul before the month is out, and
If you want $4,000 in advance on your
salary and profits send your boy
around and I'll fill out check Good
by, Thompson, goodby, and remember
to keep mum till our patent is secur-
ed"
The door was shut and locked, and
there was grim silence for five min
utes. Then the major heard threats
and VOWS and mutterings, and some
one went slowly down stairs.
M OuAD
Amador ledger., 1900-12-14
A wise's Repartee.

A party of young men were taking
jlnner few nights ago at a fashiona-
Ole cafe, when one of them who is
somewhat of jester called the waiter
md said:
John, go and call Main - on the
phcte. If woman answers, it will
be ny wife. Tell her that instructed
rou to say that am in the police sta
ton for few hours and will net be at
horae fer dinner. Say to her that the
possibilities are that l shall net be at
b,me tonight Understand me, sir?"
John Ui,,t:;i Il couple OF tines in a
moving way. bowed deferentiaily and
ipGccsto;i:
"suppcsin"-
":r"rrosing rotllirg, sir! If she asks
rho Is talhilg. tell her it is the turn
KEY at the Central station, and she'll
never Encw who told her the lie"
Tie waiter shambled away aad was
presently seen-to he having good deal
If fun with himself. The jester infer
red that it miEl have something to do
with his case a:',l called him over.
whats amusing you, John?'
Wouldn't Ike to tell you. sir; at
least right here
Il guess these fellows understand.
Let 'er gop'
"NIissus says to tell her husband she
is glad he is so nicely located for the
night She knows where he is for
once."- ."-Cleveland Leader.
Amador ledger., 1900-12-14
Her Base Ingratitude.

When Duchenois, the great French
actress. died. some one met an old man
who had been her intimate friend and
who was apparently crushed with sor-
row. Kindly meant professions of SYM
pathy and consolation failed to cheer
him. For" said he, "it is not so much
her loss which troubles me as her base
ingratitude. Can you credit it? She
left me nothing in her will, and yet
dined with her at her own house three
times week regularly for 80 yearsw
Amador ledger., 1900-12-14
Ftr.t syuarorue In New Yorl..

In 1855 the Jewish residents Of New
York petitioned for leave to build a
synagogue and sent the petition to the
governor and he to the mayor and COM
mon council. who refused to grant it
on the ground that worship was ex-
tended only to sects processing faith in
Jesus Of Nazareth; but Governor DON
gan in the next year Of his term grant
ed the permit, and In 1851 the Jews
had place Of public worship, which
stood on the south side of what is now
Beaver street, between Broadway and
Broad street. The attendance was 20
families. or about 100 souls.