The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-05-11


Neat and tasty job work promptly
executed at this Office.
Gutter pups are not at ease in tn e COM
pany of respectable people.
Women love children because they
are little more foolish than men.
It's peculiar that the biggest expenses
in married life are the little ones.
A true gentleman will not slander a
woman, even If she be his enemy.
Warm salt water inhaled through the
nostrils will relieve cold in the head.
In China when a pupil is reciting his
lesson he turns his back to his teacher.
The man who wishes to teach the
young idea how to shoot has praise
worthy aim.
Though two can play at the same
game, unfortunately only one can come
off winner.
A silk dress is like a scandal, because
the chances are ton to one there's wo-
woman in it.
The cheapest of all things is kindness
its exercise requiring the least possible
trouble and self-sacrifice.
The fake advertiser and write-up fell
low is on his rounds for the summer.
Look for all from him.
The recording angel from above could
not publish an interesting newspaper
without offending some people.
A Kansas editor in u plea for better
pavements, says that even eats and dogs
have sprained ankles in that town.
The man who tells all he knows never
gets credit for possessing much wisdom
This doesn't apply to women, though.
It's difficult matter to convince a
young man that girl knows the mean
inc of kiss until he has 1t from her own
lips.
How to be happy though married is
still II conundrum that thousands of
Young men and women think they can
solve.
The hungry man doesn't care in what
language the bill of fare is printed, so
long as he can make the waiter under
stand him.
Stone street was the first street in New
York City paved with cobble stones,
hence its name. The paving was done
in the year 1857.
SUNDAYS and fixed holidays excepted
1t Is estimated that 100000 worth of fish
is daily dragged out Of the sea by Brit
ish fishermen.
Still another difference between rich
man and poor man is that one always
wishes to be little bit richer, while the
other never wishes to be any poorer.
Some one has discovered that an
orange hit in the exact center by rifle
ball will vanish mt once from sight.
scattering into inflnitesimal pieces.
This county is afflicted with many CO.
lossal liars. 1t Is constitutional for them
to lie on all occasions and under oil cir.
cumstances; Lord have mercy o n them.
| A man who lives near young lady
who is prncticing on the piano says that
II the keys Of the piano We're used to
lock it up the world would be brighter
| and better
When a fly falls into your cup you
must submerge 1t altogether and then
take It out, because In one Of its wings
there is q disease, and in the other a cure
for 1t.
An odd custom which originated in
the time of George II is preserved at
Queen Victoria's table. As each dish IL
placed upon the table the name Of the
cook who prepared 1t Is announced.
A dummy clock has been placed on In.
dependence Hall, In Philadelphia, al
the point where . real clock marked
the time in other days. 1t hands point
to the hour when the declaration wal
signed.
An Ohio girl ran away from home be
cause her parents wanted her to play thu
piano, and now all the young men O
that community are cursing Themselves
for missing such IN opportunity Of SO
curing . gem.
| When that grand jury composed en-
tirely Of mothers Ia organised in Scran
ton, there will be wailing and gnashin(
Of teeth among the so-called respectable
people. The mask will be torn OF and
villainy will stand out In the broat
light
George Frederick Williams, Of Boston
who Is mentioned for the vice-presiden
tisl nomination Of the Democratic party
is q blue.eyed, light-complexioned, we'll
dressed bachelor Of n. His father,
, German, came to America q 0eorg
i weinigmsn, but changed tho name =
Williams D n.