The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-04-07
aEoRe1A's Pa
Shows what he Can Do in the House
Renting Line.

Shows What he Can Do IN the HOUSE
Renting Line.
Chicago Tins Herald: We've made
up our AIlnds to moove, A few wseks
ago paw SD to nav;
I'm agohi to Give our Landlord the
hart fulluro this Spring They arr ssy-
eral things about This houze that OF TO
be axt, This Is Good time to got
what We reed ana saverul more thIags'"
Yes" nav says, Il wish he Would
fix up little, but We Get the House so
Cheap I'm afrade he won't"
ne wouldn't If he Dolt with you"
paw ans,rl Bat you watch AZ GivS
him biuif thatti throw His Eye Brows
offn tharc foundashuns, or corse II
wouldn't pay to mooyc and like II
Here. but you Got to put up a Bluff
wuast and e while to Get all that's cum
ming to sou in this world. Keep the
other Fell5 thinking you Are about 70
Drop into sumthing deep and he Treats
you decent. Now you leave this all to
me, and zee what happens"
So he wont 10 In. land Lord two
weeks ago and told Him we mite Stay
/: h. Would Bid q naw front porch and
put hard Wood flores up stars aad
End q bay wlndo in the Dining room
and PAPER Down stares ard give us a
new bath Tub and Few more things 1
can't thinks Of Just now and Cut down
the rent a little.
The next day they put the sine UP in
Our rrunt windc.
Last Sunday morning paw and NAV
Tlldc to bEat each other down stares
and Ger the Paper 90 they Could see
about houses TO Rent. Paw got thara
first, and rommenct to Read the List.
After Will, he says:
Here's thu very thing. L!ssen to
this. Hard wood FLORES, Mantelz,
gratis, Leven rooms, open plummen,
Gue yard, newly Deckcratad. spice
closet Buffers pantry, strictly mod
Garn."
Goodness sakes," nav says, That's
Flne!"
That's sumth!ng Like house" paw
toid Her. IF it would Of Been bilt for
US it Couldn't hardly OF sooted Better.
The spice closetll come in Handy to put
away the preserves and Things won't
~"
Yes" NAV ansard, that's what we
haven't got Here"
We haven't got EnnythIng Here"
paw Says. It's a noutrage the way
we've been treated. And with leven
Rooms 1 can have a Den, SOS to Get by
mis,lr and not have my thots all upset.
That's what need. I'm be worth
Lot for me to Have a place to Talnk
CRATE tho;s."
Paw" says Little Albert
"What?' paw ast.
Can me- an Gcorgie get in thu But
lcr's pantry ana Butte sumtlmes when
YOU Amt doIn Ennything Else with III"
Paw didn't anser him. but SGD to
nav:
u s'pose II you would OF Got Hold
or the paper first you Wouldn't OF Ever
notust this place, or If you would you'd
Of Went on and Wasted your time read
In About 81 the rsst OF Thorn in the
List. But that's one thing like about
Ne. when come to the Thing wan,
I stop rite thare and Dom, so Wasting
Envy time oyer other Things. Is hreck-
fust E2arly reddy?"
Il don't no." NAV told him. I'm so
and sec"
Never mind" paw Says, Il guess
better not wata. sposen l 90 and look
at 1t rite away. and get the r. Fewzla
go sumbuddy Else won't rent it hrst
aad Then afterwards you can 80 and
Look around and we Can sine the
Lease"
II don't behave we need to Hurry
that way" NAV sed,
no, OF Corse you Don't." paw told
her. you never Behave We haft to
hurry for cnnythlng That's the trub-
BE with Wimmcn. They don't no wat It
means to be ahed OF the Crowd. It's
never too Erly to Start after Good
thing. That's my MOTTO In Life. Just
thInk VIVA; a CRATE thing itll be to
Have a big yard. l can get outside
excrcize then by raIsen potatoes aud
ccwcumbeTs and things. and we can al
most save the Price OF a months rent
that way thru the summer Where's
my hate"
After ne got his ovarcote on and was
al Ready g start NAV asst;
"whlre Is this place and what's the
price,"
Paw took the paper out of his pochut
ana looked.
why didn't you think OF That be-
force" he asst. Il never saw Ennybnd-
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