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The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-10-16
y Ayers
: Hair Vigor'

You know tho story how good
Queen Bess, pointing to tho beautifuH
hair of peasant girl, said, There's y
real royal crown. ] would trade my
golden one for it." That was long ago
Now you can have "reai royal crown"
of your own, simply by using Ayers
Hair Vigor. 1t makes tho hair grow
thick and long and stops it falling out.
When your hair is rich and heavy,
and when the closest inspection fails 70
detect single gray hair, you win Ger
tainly look great deal younger, and
you will DO much better satisfied with
yourself, too. Isn't that SO?
Prepared by Dr. &c. Aver Co.. Lowell, Mass.. u S-A.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-10-16

The kahuku rally was . success. The
mes,log sAs hsla q the sugar room ~
lRs hahnhla mlll, The hall eas llluml'
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-10-16
Pipikane on His own Hook.

j. w. Pipikane is very angry because
he did not get nomination at the indie
pendent convention last Wednesday.
He claims that the delegates We're in
structed what to do before the con-
vention. During an interview with a
member of the Advertiser last Satur-
day, Pipikane said, II am going to run
as Senator, regardless OF the indie
pendent party's nominees on the Sena-
torlal ticket. provided the party with
some money for travelling expenses, and
this Is what l get for it,"
When he was asked If he was a Dem
ocrat according to the statement OF Sat
urday's Star. he said. II am not
Democrat, nor a Republican. / am still
an Independent but l am going to run
on my own responsibility. 1t am going
to Lale, and | mean to talk anti-Wil-
CoXlsm."
Owing to the dissatisfaction OF Pipl-
kane. William Mossman offered him his
offer
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-10-16
AS to John Wise.

John Wise, the Democratic spell-binder
Judging from his remarks at the Fish
market last week, knows as much of
democrats as he does of Democracy, says
the Hilo Herald. When the young man
was telling his audience that the Demo-
Gratis were their friends In Congress; that
1t was the Democrats only who nut
clauses In the Organic Act favorable 10
Hawaiians. a. i. Loebenstein nslsod
about the friendship that Senator Nor
gan had shown. Wise could not explain.
lie was then asked about Tillman OF
South Carolina, and Wise answered by
saying that Tillman Is the best friend the
Hawaiians had I'm the Senate. II he is
tho best. then God help the Hawalians
Ever since Tiliman has been In the Sem
ate he. with other Democrats. has tried
TO disfranchise the colored race, but the
Republican majority was so strong that
some or tho Southern Democrats even
yielded TO the superior intelligence OF the
Republican members. men who advocate
equal rights for all. regardless of color.
When the question OF suffrage for IIa-
wailans was up for debate the Democrats
even the Democrats who favored
tho franchise for the colored race Ia South
Carolina, To the surprise OF everyone,
Tillman favored the franchise for Ila-
wallnns, and when no was asked on the
floor OF the senate why no favored the
measure his answer was the answer ut
tho average Democrat, and II shonH mains
IT, what friendship he has for II ga liuns
You people insist upon the oil Hrrs ~
my state having a yotei ri mako you
give the nlRgers 81 Hawaii tn We prlv-
lleRe,N THIS answer N matt F0o1rd
r. tho report Of the proeeedium - Cons
nreas, Wise SAYS DAVID has . lr q GOOD
frond 10 lluWaliana, Can he rulhfully
say that Sam Parker las not lnfHY The
only complaint AGAINST tho D. Hliliean
candidate 10 that he ~ an annokatlnnist
Wen, The mRl Who objects 20 Col Parker
on that Hnorh Waula hnd fault Nth Inc
man who fel him Vote for rol pafker
aHa tho Republican thhet ana gau vote
~ pllnolnlfs Whlrh mean prosperity %
llANall and lhe liRwallaes, pnd nei ~
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-10-16
Dem ocrats at Lahaina.

Parker says. "is cents worth OF pos tor
one dollar"
The oasis., 1900-12-29

Sonora Time.
 Dining Stations
 Pullman Sleepers are attached to the.s trains.
 Trains makes connection at Torres with Torres X Prietas Railroad. leaving at 500 a Prietas.
 Close connection Is made at Guaymas with Pacific Coast Steamship Companys steamer "Cui aeao' sailing the f7h of each month for Altata, Mazatlan. Cape St. Lucas. Magdalesa Bay and Ensenada as well as with of the F. A. Martinez Steamship Line, and other lines calling at this port. For particulars address
 J, A. NAUGLE. General Pass. Agt. Guaymas, sonora. hex
The oasis., 1900-12-29
TORRES & PRIETAS BY.
TIME SCHEDULE NO. Q.


 Train No. 1 leaves Minas Prietas at e:30 a m. arrives at Torres at 7:15 a m. Train No. leaves Torres at Sam, arrives at Minas Prietas at s:45 a. m.
 Train No. leaves Minas Prietas at p. m. arrives at Torres at 5:45 .m
 Train No. leaves Torres at 500 h. m ar- rtves at Minas Prietas at S45 pm
 All trains on this card connect with Souo- ra railway trains for Nogales and Guaymas. Telegraph communication exists with Prletas and La Colorado and with all teie- graph lines. Rates. thirty cents Mexican money. for 10 words and cents each extra word. Passenger rates to La Colorado and vice versa sl.25 first class, and 100. Mexican money, second class.
 The Torres & Prietas railway is the best route Tor tres. Mstape and the Yaqui river, Passengers can hire coaches from La Colo rada Tor above named districts with re. liaole driver who iswell acquainted with these Wells, Fargo & Co, carry all express mat ter on Torres & Prietas railway, through rates from all parts of the United States and Mexico. Freight can he consigned 10 F. H. Seymour or Torres X Prietas railway. Torres, for La Colorado. Minas Prietas. Ures, Matape. and other points In that district, who will pay advance charges and forward same free of commission or brokerage.
 r. II. SEYMOUR,
 Proprietor and President.
The oasis., 1900-12-29

Among the tens of thousands who have used Chamberlain's Cough Rem edy for colds and la grippe during the past few years, 10 our knowledge not a single case has resulted in pneumo- nia. Thos. Whitfield & Co.,, 24O Wab- ash avenue, Chicago. one of the most prominent retail druggists in that city, in speaking of this says: "We recommend Chamberlains Cough Remedy for la grippe in many cases, as it not only gives prompt and com plete recovery, but alsO counteracts any tendency Of la grippe to result in pneumonia. For sale by L. w. Mix & Co.,, druggists
The oasis., 1900-12-29
S7Hs
Saturday, Dec. 2o, 1900.
The Sierra Madre Region.

The Sierra Madre Region
 Development of the Sierra Madre
 region of Mexico will most assuredlyin
 the near future create several states
 as populous, wealthy and productive
 as the state of Colorado is now. The
 Sierra Madre is the southern pro- longation of the same great mountain system. including the same geo. logical horizons, the same kinds of
 formations, and the same kinds of minerslized lodges or vein. During fifty years there has been going for ward very active mineral develop ment in Colorado, and the end is not yet. Every year new and important discoveries are made, and each years work upon old ones develop greater and richer bodies of ore as depth is attained. During the past twenty five years that development of Colo rado and adjacent states has been greatly hastened by extension of great railway system through the Rocky mountain. It is costly oper- ation to pack mining supplies and mining machinery upon the backs of mules across lofty mountain ranges and over the deep chasms therein at the bottom of which flow raging tor rents. Only mines producing the richest of ores in large quantities can bear expenses so heavy. But railways surmount the mountain ranges, bridge the chasms and convey the necessary machinery and supplies at a minimum of cost, making it possible to work numerous mines which would otherwise lie idle In fact railways take into regions machinery which could not be transported by pack trains. As an instance there is the heavy machinery of the Moctezuma Copper Co.,, at Placeritas, in the MOctezuma district of Sonora Each one of the eight big gas engines has a wheel, single casting, which weighs ten tons. They were hauled in by wagons from Naco, distance of ninety miles. But had there been | several hundred miles of pack trail to carry them over, that machinery | would be not yet made. It is the fa- cility the railways have given for get ting heavy machinery into the Roxy region which has so quick sned it's mineral development.
 h the Sierra Madre are many fine mining properties as those instanced Iboye, and which will require ma ;hinery just as heavy. The railways NOW projected across that great moun- ,ain system will make possible the in- tallation of the great mechanical plants necessary for successful ex- ,lOitation of the mineral riches there n contained The first decade of the Twentieth century will work wonder ul changes in that vast region.
The oasis., 1900-12-29
Mill for Sale.

Five-stamp mill and concentrator, in good order, for sale cheap. Located one mile from the railroad station of Llano, Soncra. For particulars apply to THE OASIS office. If
The oasis., 1900-12-29

Pacific Time. trains. Connections made at Benson, Ariz., with the Southern Pacific Co., Southern Pacific Company's eastbound train No. 9 arrives at Benson at 4:5T a. m., and westbound train No. 10 at 06 m.
 E, RANDOLPH,
 Supt.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30
Too Dead Turkeys.

A produce dealer who deals in both
live and dressed poultry sent to the
consignee OF his dressed poultry let
ter intended for the shipper of the live
turkeys, as follows: "Dear sir, we re-
greet to advise you that four of the
turkeys in your consignment of De-
cember-reached here dead. Please
make deduction for same and return
corrected account. Yours truly"
Tho poultry man communed with
himself and replied thusly: "Dear
sir. L am sorry to say that I find it
impossible to make concession re-
quested [ have established rule re-
quiring all customers who desire live
dressed turkeys to notify us in ad-
vance, so we can seud them in heated
cars. Turkeys without their feathers
andinsides are liable to catch cold if
shipped in the ordinary manner. The
mortality among dressed turkeys was
very large this year. Yours mourn
fully. Albany Argus.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

Three prisoners effected their escape
from the county jail at Huntsville by
making q hole through sandstone
wall. The men are all white. Their
names are Lee Chandler, charged with
grand larceny; John McMunn, burg
larry; Jake b. Levins, grand larceny.
The prisoners were in the same cell
on the ground floor of the old Jail.
They evidently had an accomplice on
the outside who furnished them with
q cord or more of stove wood. The
three men burned fire against the
sandstone wall, and while 1t was very
hot dashed cold water against it. This
crumbled the sandstone to sand and
soon made hole big enough for q
yearling calf to walk through. New
Orleans Times. Democrat.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

There are probably few persons OF
mature years who have not read the
story OF the man who put the sick beg
gar upon his best horse in order to
take him to his home and friends. The
beggar suddenly recovered his strength
and rode off with the horse that was
the pride of the desert and the fortune
of his owner. The man called after the
thief and begged him to halt for mo-
ment. Safe from pursuit he did so,
when his banefactor implored him new
er to tell how he obtained the horse,
as the incident, if known, might stand
in the way of relief of some honest
beggar who sought charity by the
waysde. Although it is claimed that
the story is very old one, it is just
as applicable to our time as it was
when the affair occurred. 1t is the pro-
fessional beggar who makes the most
terrible suffering possible to those who
are too proud, too honest, or too tim
Id to ask fer what they need.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30
Fairly Good Time.

Seated around Topeka railroad
lunch counter the othor day were four
old Sante Fe engineers. They were
telling of fast runs. Three of them
had told their stories. "The fastest
run I eTe- made" said the fourth,
after listening to the lies of the others,
"was between Topeka and Emporia
not long ago. 1t was bright moon
light night. We were behind when
we pulled out OF Topeka and had orders
to make up all lost time between here
and Emporia. After reaching tho top
of the Pauline hill pulled the throttle
wide open and let her go. The old
engine fairly ate up the track. When
we stopped at Emporia 1 looked back
a mile or go and saw something black
approaching US. L could not think
what it was. I watched it closely.
Finally it came opposite the engine
and stopped. It was the shadow of
the train. kansas City Journal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

A friendly shoulder slap broke
mans neck few days ago in this
city. There is only one worse nui-
sance in the world than the RIB poke er
and that is the shoulder slapper. They
have both outlived their usefulness
and are fit objects of solicitude for
the Society for Doing Without Some
People. The fend who takes you un-
aware on a crowded pavement with a
facetious bat on the shoulderblade
when you are meditating on the ideal
and the beautiful, and expects you to
twist your shaken vertebrae into a
genial nod and greet him with a hap
py, fatulent smile,1 possesses an
heroic soul that would not recognize
the language of conventional remon-
STRANGE. He is not criminal and he is
not crazy; he is simply an idiot. The
lunatic asylums and the jais are over
worked, but the fool-killer doesn't
half know his bus mess
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

BY GEORGE CROUCH


whiz whz the little blue bullet "Ge the when hum
a
roun a abully-oudy he busters
IN
got my orku NJ
through
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n oil bold, and
goes
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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

The water of the River Spree is
polluted with from $4,000 to 80, 900
micro organisms per cubic centim eter.
A process of sterilization has, how
ever, been applied to it at Berlin
which forces it over series of small
falls, and during the passage it is sub
lected to current charged with ozone.
This destroys all Of these micro organ
isms, except one in every 800, making
the water potable.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

He was working his way through a
crowded car, Offering his papers in
every direction in way that showed
him we'll used to the business and of
q temperament not easily daunted.
The train started while he was max
ing change, and the conductor, pass
ing him, laughed.
'Caught this time, Joel" he said.
'You'll have to run to Fourteenth
street"
"Don't care," laughed Joe, in re-
turn. "I can sell all the way back
again"
Awhile haired old gentleman seemed
interested in the boy, and questioned
him concerning his way of living and
his earnings. There was younger
brother to be supported, it seemed.
Jimmy" was lame, and Couldn't
earn much hisself."
"Ah, see! That makes it hard
you could do better alone"
The shabby little figure was erect in
a moment, and the denial was prompt
and somewhat indignant.
No, cOuluu L! jim SomeDOuy
to go home to-he's lots of help.
What would be the good IN havin'
luck if nobody was glad, or of gittin'
things if there was nobody to divide
with?"
Fourteenth street," called the con-
ductor, and as the newsboy plunged
out into the gathering dusk the old
gentleman remarked, to nobody in
particular: GIVE heard many worse
sermon than that. Forward.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30
"a Cultivated Heart"

Two girls were talking one day.
They were young and eager and am
bilious, and their talk was of people
who had Succeeded.
Finally one of them exclaimed, en-
Enthusiastically:
'Oh, is there anything in the world
finer than a cultivated brain?"
Her friend was silent moment;
then she answered slowly:
eyes, one thing cultivated
hearth
1t was an echo of the old word,
"Keep thy heart with all diligence;
for out of it are the issues Of life. -
Forward.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

few seconds one of these would "a
we would involuntarily feel our bodies
to see if we were wounded, and every
time on looking to right or left we
would see fellows writhing in awful
agony from the effects of those whiz.
zing shots. The battle lasted from
@. m. till or p. m. Most of the
infantry had retired by noon. I did
not hear the order to retire and was
good half hour lying with dozen
Connaught Rangers and Fusiliers in
the firing line before we noticed the
whole army on the right had retired.
1 then gave the order TO fall back, al.
though thought it certain death to
stand up. OF us all, only four got out
of range without being wounded or
killed.
''All the horrible sights I had seen
up to this were nothing compared tc
what observed as 1 retired. Every
two or three PAGES L would have tc
step over some poor fellow, either
killed or frightfully manglod About
four hundred yards from the river ]
found one man of my own section,
named Dowling, and gave him drink
out of his own bottle. Seeing the
terrible wound he had 1 tried to carry
him off the field. I called sergeant
of the second battalion, who was near,
to give me hand. He has since been
mentioned in papers for it, but I have
not, though sat half an hour under
heavy fire with the wounded man till
I got help to carry him off.
''Shortly after left Bowling in safe
hands forty-fve-pound shell hit
right under my feet. AS good luck
would have it, the thing didn't burst
until it was well under ground. The
shock flung me ten yards away, moi
hurting me in the least. Had it burst
second sooner, it would have blown
me to atoms. Some officers were sc
astonished to see me come out alive,
they gave cheer when they saw me
unhurt. After that experience, I got
safely back, and almost drowned my
self when / came to water, I was sc
thirsty. I had at once to act as color
sergeant for @ company. All theii
sergeants were killed but one, and he
was wounded"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

During wedding in Kentucky a man
rose in the body of the church ad-
vanced to the altar, knocked the BRIDE
groom down and made the minister
marry him to the girl. This has a
tang of the old medieval devil may
carishness that probably made all the
girls there say, 'Isn't he just too
lovely for anythingr' It's even betting
tnat the girl herself felt delicious
Lochinvar thrill that made up for all
the missed billing and by train time
regarded the unfortunate victim with
only sis erly pity.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

Two Pennsylvania farmers have been
at war for eight years over 10 trees
worth $l9. The case is not yet set
tied, but the costs amount to $11iS. 10.
In addition, there are fees of five law
yers. One of the lawyers is under
treatment for mental exhaustion.
Culver claims that the trees Hazlett
cut down were on his land, but the
dividing line between their farms Is in
dispute, its settlement depending upon
a CO. year-old deed.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

1t is severe shock to learn that the
greatest poet in Italy is a fat man.
Fat men are generally bald. Can any
man who has full jowl and whose
cheeks shake, who eats four meals a
day and who cannot walk upstairs
without blowing, write soulful poetry?
What is to become of our precedents?
What of the badge of the lean jaw, the
cavernous eye and the chronic hair?
Are our literary pretensions SO un-
certain?
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30
OUR BUDGET OF HUMOR.
LAUcHTER.PRovoKlNc STORIES FOR
LOVERS OF FUN.

fer Literary Deficiency-The Main Point
His Own Desperation - His Best
Hope-Not Very Consoling-The Spirit
ofResearch-Company For Dinner,Etc.
She could talk about the classics in very
knowing way;
She was fine in mathematics and in art
made some display:
She was cultured and accomplished both
in poetry and sohS,
But whene'er she read cook book-weil,
she somehow got it wrong.
Washington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

A unique bill providing for the re-
lease of convicts to attend funerals of
near relatives has been introduced in
the Massachusetts Legislature. Nat
urally the convicts believe in the
policy of the 'open door,"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

First Detective -"That was very
neat piece of work. How did you
guess that man was woman in dis
guise?"
Second Detective-"I asked him
why he was sitting there and he said
Because. '"-New York Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30
He Would Invite Trouble.

Mother" Stop pounding your little
brother, Margie. What do you mean
by treating him in that manner?"
Margie-"Well, mamma, l told him
we had better play we were engaged,
but he would play we were married."
Philadelphia Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30
Ilss sPepprey-"Really?"
One Style OF Satire.

"This cartoon of yours has certaih
element of humor in it," remarked
the Paris Scavengeur.
"Yes," answered the artist. II
tried to supply that"
'Well, don't do it again. 1t de.
stroys the artistic symmetry of your
work. You must try to learn to bs
vulgar without being funny"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

"It's too bad," said the condo!ing
friend. ST thought you were right in
line OF promotion"
NO." mournfully replied the man
who had lost his job. 81 was right in
the firing line. '--Chicago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30
In Thorough subjection.

Mr.. Meeker, who had gone to the
front door to answer the postman's
ring, put his head inside the door of
the room where his wife was sitting.
cts letter for me, my dear" he
said. "Shall 1 open it?"-Chicago
Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

Humorist-''The editor makes fun
of my jokes"
Spacer-"Well, don't see that you
have any kick coming. That's more
than you are able to do"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

ST hear about. the fool killer some
times. Who is hep" asked Cholly.
''There isn't any fool-killer!' re-
piled the other man, savagely. Chi
cago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30
Tattooing q Thief:
q FTER their arrival
Ray Stdnndrd Baker

9 4 In IHUII 1T III
in the Michigan
W woods Jonathan
.Driscoll and his
family Of ianky
b oys opened a
s u G a RIB u s h on
'the back forty"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

Miss Pepprey-"Why, she doesn't
look as if she knew her own name"
Miss hewitt -"She doesn't, half the
time"
Miss Pepprey-"R "Really?"
Miss Newitt-"Ye you know she
snarried Polish nobleman. ."-Phila-
delphia Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

Tommy Jones-"I didn't eat half
enough dinner"
Jimmy Brown" "What'd you have
fer dinner?"
Tommy Jones-"Company." Ohio
State Journal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

London dealers report that they
can't half supply the demand for toy
soldiers, guns and swords. The Eng
lish toddlers have surely caught the
war spirit from their sires.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

"Can you give me no hope?" he
wildly cried.
''Yes," sweetly smiled the young
girl; ''if you go out very quietly papa
may not hear you"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

Ostend (reading book of poems)
-"Pa, when was the romantic age?"
Pa-''When was twenty, Ostend."
Chicago News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30
The Spirit of Research.

''Ma, oh, map
"What is it, Georgie?"
eff you had married somebody else
sides pa would 1 ha' had red hair or
black ?"-Indianapolis journal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

"My French professor went home
and wrote to me that he couldn't teach
me any longer except by mail"
"Why not?"
''He said my pronunciation threat
ened to ruin his"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

81 must confess to a great deal Of
egotism," said Willie Washington.
"Indeed?" responded Miss Cay-
enne.
"Yes. I think about myself en-
tirely too much"
"Oh, that isn't egotism. That's
merely the usual human tendency to
worry over triAes. Washington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-04-30

'Kirby Skaggs is great talker."
"Does he ever say anything?"
Chicago Record.