Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1900-01-22
cEoRcIE's STORY.
He Tells How Paw Learned to Doctor
the Baby.

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u Like to no." says Paw. How the
he'd of a Family Kin ern Liven in the
Day time II He Don't git no Rest at
mite. Here 1 am paying fifteen Dollars
q Weak fer nurse what Don't seam
TO no Emmy more about a Baby than
me and Not Haff as much Becoz had
two Before this one. It's a Blame swim
anl. all this trained Nurse bizness they
20 into in the sitty. Leok at cur Muth-
ers out in the country. Thay Didn't
1aft to have no F'rills like these when
the Family was Gittin so Big thay Had
70 Bid a naddlshen onto the house
Every year er so. But you Got to have
a trained nurse now er thay won't Let
you in Society emmy more Than Of you
Done your own Homework and Didn't
60 round tellin' Folks it was Becoz you
advertised ate times fer Hired Curl
and never got a nanser."
The nurse Told paw he wasen't Fit
TO be a fawther, and he was agoin' to
Talk Back, only Little albert throwed
a Tooth Brush at the pupp and nocked
o Hole thru one of the Windows, so
thay dropt the Subject
After Breakfast ant Fanny come in.
and when she Herd about the Baby be-
in sick she says;
"You must stop given It that kind OF
food rite away. When my little Flor
ence was horned she had the same kind
Of Trubble. so fed her condensed milk
and she cum thru all rite"
Purity soon Mrs. Rawson and Mrs.
fond came in.
MY good nuss." Mrs. Rawson sed
when paw told Her about the Con-
dcnsed milk: Don't give her That. 1t
would xii the poor Little Thing. I al
wais Bring my Babies up on Stun
ley's otes water, and Thay never Give
me n Bit Of trubble."
Il wouldent Dare to give no child of
mine thar kind of stuff" Mrs. Pond
told paw. "You mite as well fead IL
Green Cucumbers and be Done with IL.
Thay amt nothinlS Like Matted milk
fer Baby with the ColliclS, and If this
nurse Had emmy sentz she would OF
lrowed It at the start"
Thay was about Half Dozen other
Ladies Come while paw was Think
en- about Il TO .ell Him what OF to Be
done, and neerly all OF them sed thay
Had the Best Docktor on erth and paw
OF to change Before it was too Late or
we wouldent Have no luck with the
Child.
-aAAIA AheAg all GDA Ailiu paw went ~
the Basket where the Baby was Sleep
in as peaceful as a Lam, and looked
at it Long time. and then He went
out in the Hall. and got little albert'a
drum and Begin to pound it and Jump
up and down and Sing git Your mum
ny's Wurth.
Purity soon After that the Dockter
come. and Him and the Nurse sneeked
up Behind and the Furst thing paw
= new the DoclSter was Holdin his arms
I fast to His ides and tryin 70 push Him
= into a closet where thay wanted "a
Lock him up.
: Here. confound it." paw Hollered
5 what are you tryin to Do2"
3 BE Cam the Dockter told Him
; We are your friends. We are Coin {,
5 rurteckt you. It's all rite"
= mo. il amt" paw Hollered. "Yo,
r may think it is. But amt Payin Yot
t three dollars Visit TO Come Here ant
e Try to play Horse with me-"
e BY that ime The Dockter seen paw
? Uasent Crazy so he let go and asst wha
4: he ment by maxim Such a Racket.
e Il was tryin to keep the Baby awak
p in the Day time so 1t would Give a pur
son q Chanel to sleap a Little at mite.
paw told him.
'Then Take it all Back" the Dock
= ter sed. Il thot the Wimmen what ar
a aiwais Cummen in and Tellen what 4
DO with the Babies was the Worst fool
= or earth. But they amt" GEORGIE.
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