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El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-18

The day will come, and soon, when
ant,septics will be used ss freely as
" alter and when the daily cleaning up
Of the system from all deadly bacilli
will be just as much an evidence OF
civilization as clean teeth and finger
nails.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-18

THE impression is that Bryan will
begin campaigning after August the
eighth, the date that has been selected
to notify him of his nomination.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-18

blood tells" But we rarely recog-
nize the fact except in times of stress
and strain. A horse which looks like a
" scrub may beat another horse which
seems the ideal of a racer, just by that
one quality of good blood. Similarly
men, who seem in the pink of condition
drop down under the racing strain OF
business. Why? Blood tells. Men
reckoned perfectly healthy start out for
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-18
BY CARRIER.

BY CARRIER.
The Daily HERALD is delivered oy carrier
In Ell Paso. Texas, Juarez, Mexico. ana AT tne
Ell Paso smelling works. at fifteen cents 1bc)
ner week. or sixty cents (eOc) per month.
Subscribers failing to get the HERALD re-
gularly or promptly should call at the omce
or telephone No. 115. All complaints will re-
ceive prompt attention
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-18

Take care of the blood and the body
will take care of itself. 1t is the blood
which builds the body. The blood in
deed is the body. A sound body must
be based on sound blood.
1t is one of the peculiar properties of
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
that it eliminates from the blood the eff
fete and poisonous matter which is antag
onistic to health. 1t also gives to the
blood those elements which are necessary
toaits strength and vitality. Thus by
the use of Golden Medical Discovery
purity of blood and power of body have
been attained by thousands of sick1y and
No other medicine purifes the blood
and builds the body as does the Dds
covery." Accept no substitute.
at gives me much pleasure to testify to the
ery,' writes Miss Annie Wells, of Fergusson's
Wharf, Isle of Wight Co., Va. Il can say hon
est1y and candidly that it is the grandest medi-
cine ever compounded for purifying the blood
suffered terribly with rheumatism, and pimples
| on the skin and swelling in my knees and feet
dollars paying doctors bills but received no be-
nefit year or two ago was reading one OF
your Memorandum Books and decided to try
DIR. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery and Fa-
vorite Prescription and am entirely cured"
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are grad
| uated to the requirements of woman's
delicate system. They regulate the
stomach, liver and bowels.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-18

business, they
M a k e a run
for the train,
and collapse.
d" Heart fail
ure " TIL y
call it. Blood
failure would
be often the
better name.
and the body
1t is the blood
The blood in
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09
PERSONAL MENTION.

a. NJ Burton Of Corinna, was in tn
city, Thursday.
II. J. Hathaway Of Houlton. WAS
among the city's callers. Thursday.
R,v. MI Townc If Bangor. was call
ing On his friends III the city. Thurs
day.
Mrs. Harriet q. Wells Of Chicago. is
visiting her uncle. Judge \. &. An
drtWS
Jos. Williamson. Jr.. spent Thurs
day i'll Portland ANA Bath where Il
Was called on business.
The condition # Charles =. White
Whu IL su very i'll with typhoid fever,
committees 10 improve each day.
Secretary T.. w. Mckorn arrived i'm
th,. city. Thursday afternoon. for 2
short business visit 1T his office.
Alrs. T.. Il. Dickson has gone tn
Wayne. having been called there by
the death 81 Hcv. J. \. Sturtrvant.
Hon. William Lcavitt. one Of I'll,
county commissioners Of Pcn"hsc"t
county. was in The city, Thursday.
Mrs. Harriet Webster returned t.
Lewiston on the 80 train. Thursday
afternoon. after visit in the city.
Key. Marty kcurncy of Carmel. Wcll
known in the city. WAS in Augusta.
Thursday. calling on friends ana his
daughter. Miss lola Kcarncy.
Forrest Goodwin. Esq. one Of som
cr5rt county's leading attorneys. was
in the city, Thursday. on business At
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09
Death OF Otis G. Turner.

The many friends in Augusta of pti,
g. Turner viii be panied to learn 81
his death. Thursday morning. at his
home in Mrlrosg Highlands. Mass. af-
ter Il painful illness Of many months
His drcrase was sudden ana uueX-
pccted ut the last, Notwithstanding his
long continued sickness.
H." was native Of Augusta and
resided mere for many years. He wa
a telegraph operator in the state
House ami was afterwards manager If
the Western Mon telegraph office fot
Z number Of years.
Mr.. Turner was Mason. belonging
to the Augusta chapter ana com
mandury. He was much respected ~
all who knew him. He is survived by
Mr. Turner ana one son.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

! Agate Cups &c
Agate quart Saucepans. only 21c
| 10 inch opal Dome Lamp Shade, reg
ular price BE, only lie
Agate Soup Ladies' only 81
Paper Napkins only 7c per hundred
23c. Neckties. only Sc.
one lot Black SILK Shield Bowties.
regular price Zoe, now 20
six Twist, All colors, : spools for &c.
silk Thread, regular price 1Oc, now &c.
Spool Cotton &c.
Cents aoc. and 75c qualities, Outside
Shirts, only 33c.
Gents Working Pants, only &C.
Ladies Wooden Stockings. regular
70. quality. now 13c.
Ladies Fine Fleece-lined Hose 12c.
'Eildren's Wool Or Flcece-li lined Hose 1Oc
Linen Collars. latest styles, only 90.
'.lluIo.d Collars, only &c.
, ounc" jar Pure White Vaseline,
only re-
N"srlino or Ink, only q.
lor. Toilet Soaps only AZ. per cake
! int "f Toilet Soaps. only IL. per cake.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09
COUNTY FINANCES
The Debt Reduced During
1899 by Sum of S1O5O.62.
fines Of Year Amounted ito $4,000
More Than in 1898.
H'pars TO the Court House and Several Cost.
ly Murder Trials.

h1 report Of Treasurer James f.
Blanchard Of Kcnneboc county, is in Tho
hands Of the printer ana the journal L
enabled II secure the greater part of tho
report FOR publication. Ii contains the
u*ua! itrniz"d accounts Ut tia county II
every department for the year. 1t il
clear and everything can b. understood
|t glance. Among other Things ii is
~h"An that under the careful manage
mcnt "f the county commissioners thu
d"5t has been decreased 1882 during
inc year even though there has been cx-
'fA eNicn+r IN many wayy. The receipts
were more imam last year hut the extra
amount has hecn needed III the costly
trials and in the court house repairs.
First m al in the report is the tlbI. of
me county tax II The several cities
towns ANA plantations. which IL Ivy fo!-
lows:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

/! Toilet Paper, &c. per packs1a
| lot Toilet Paper, &c. per packape
! PC. quality Side Combs. only 15c
&c. and Zoe. quality Side Combs, only &c
25c. Gloves and Mittens, only 13c
sc. quality China Cups and Saucers
19c.
SOC. and 75c. quality China Cups and
Saucers, 39c
Nice assortment Of odd pieces of China
at Sc. & 10c.
25c. quality Glass Dishes, only Zoe.
&c. quality Glass Dishes, only &c.
l0c. quality Glass Dishes, only 4c.
Initial Hot-water Tumblers. only 4c,
always 10c.
DennsOn's Crepe Paper, all colors,
only &c.
l0c. Valentines, only &c.
PC. and 35c. Valentines, only 1Oc.
100 pounds Rio Coffee at &c. per pound.
All our G0c. Tea at SIC. per pound.
2jc. Ladies Pocketbooks, only 10c
JOc. Ladies' PocketbOoks, only 21c
Bear in mind these whole stocks Of
goods in stores must be closed out at
once.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09
MEDICAL BOOK FREE

reemi np" my myself" book for men only
,Seaied and postpaid to any male read l.
et u , ,1iS paper enclosing &c. for post
stitutc 'i'G BnlG 5ng peabody Medical! IN
ms Oldest and best institution' ~ 70 ~
h h5nk IN America Write today for free
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

II. X. Partridge in his IA makes y
settlement That :@ quite amazing That
is. that hc has. in less than FIVE years
time. put ~ some 1900 prescriptions.
a record, as a druggist. to be proud
If.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

The costs Of municipal courts and trial
Justice courts We're as follows: Augusta.
$li25.12; Gardiner. E->oiSl IIdllowcll,
$221G6; Waterville. A2No51; Belgrade,
$"9i3; Chelsea, $li9; China, $56.i5; Mon
mouth, >5l.G2; Oakland. $2lj.9o; Randolph,
S2l5i9o; Rcadicld, @2-1>; Vassalhoro,
$2>N.Oi.
There was received during the year in
liquor fines. S;l.slllt; from prosecutions
fir drunkenness. $731.11; from prosecution
Of other crimes. $i5al.l5. This is about
5000 more than received in 1855.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

Of this amour, all is paid with the en-
ception " China, Clinton. $2l>.9l Of that
III LitcAtieId. that uf Manchester. $i5o. -
mi Monm"uth's amount. that of Rome.
S-.;i.52 Il that IF Sidney, $li7.>6 IF that ri
West Gardiner, that IF Windsor ana that
of Winthrop. This makes Il total III
<ilSL52 unpaid.
-Amoi:-s the receipts ana expenditures of
thr year, the following il found
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

10 new eases Of scarlet fever have.
h"rn reported, the past week. ana but
one case 1T typhoid fever
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

Accidents come with distressing re
c,1,l,,,, ~, mo farm. cuts. bruises. stingS.
,.,iraire pr Thomas Eclcctric vi re-
ii,', tli''1 liz pain instantly. Nev1r safe
without il.
n,nn wed frIS wky.tf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09
CIR NlN %! GRAIN.O,

Remember that name when Won want a
a,leious. 1upctiziu:;. nourshing food
drink '1 take tnc pace oG coffee Sold
nv aU @ru."rS aNd liked by Hi who have
used it tiralu-o is made Of pure grain.
It a.l~ digestion ana Strensthens the
nerves.. IL is mot a stimulant hut 4
health hUiiior and the children as Wen Il
a. adults can drink il with great brnn-
H. costs about q As much as coffee.
III. ana -@c. prr package. ASK your Frs.
cor Tor Grajn-O.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

done i'll October. 1899 The total. with
dividends added. now amounts 10 s4979 %
The resources Of the county. Jan. L.
1900 were as follows:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

one Logger made up the number in
the lookup, Thursday night.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

Lung Kuro cures bronchitis.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

One" more tile excellent s!ri"hing Il
With us
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09
Augusta Lodge Directory.

50 TRINITY COMMANDERY
e&&SMA No. 7. X. T. Special conrlavc.
S-I~ysy triIay evening. Fob. 2. nj 7.55
F/- ,.'.'k. " DIX in Temple ana
Matte. o;'i,ial Inspection hy the Grand
Cau.t ud,r. Banquet. ~, Sir knights
.u.Hlnu1 in thc cily alu cordially in
,.I..i IT. attend.
JOSEPH H. BADGER L. &.
J. +. RLANCHAKD. Rec.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

IMPERIAL LODGE, y, of n.
! 10. ?. A. O. /. v. M"r,iass in
I Inup hall. the second ana fourth
Thursday evenings of each month,
at -.u luck
fiAI:l..Hr GROVER. III. of II.
I1%pA g.. RATES. re.
EMAlN W. i.DiEnTS. Finan.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-02-09

rhe sinking fund M been in existence s;,.',
since October 1921. II ~. ana ny s.o '.
,r,s deposited each year. Tbs same Va
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
A Chi1d.s Essay on senIu.

After giving the natural history of
the animals, a little girl drew her
moral ''It is very cruel" said she, ''to
kill seals just because we want to wear
their skins ourselves, but it Is rather
fortunate for them, as 1t shows that
they were created for some good pur-
pose"
Taught to trace good In every
thing" the puzzled child had done her
best to explain the slaughter Of vast
colonies of harmless animals for the
sake of the skins which had been
given them by loving Creator and
had come to the conclusion that it was
for the seals good that. instead of, as
she said in her essay. "walloping about
on the ice." they should be skinned for
the benefit of man.
On cross examination 1t proved that
she did not really believe that 1t did
the seals any good, and that all her
sympathy was with them. but her edu-
cation had already taught her to try
to persuade herself that s'everything
is for the best and to understand that
II our reason cannot reconcile facts
with theories 1t is our reason that Is Mt
Contemporary Review.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
side Lights on Hi.torv.

"Dlnner IS ready" the messenger
said to him.
Dinner be blowedv exclaimed Ben.
Jamln Franklin-he used a stronger ex-
preston, but it has been thought best
to soften the original word-as he fe-
verishly watched his kite In the clouds
and drew another spark from the wire.
Dinner be bowed! want to get this
invention perfected before Nikola Tes-
La can come out with a claim that he
discovered the principle before / didv'
Chicago Tribune
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
TIE STOPPING PLACE.
When the Citizen Got to 1t, He Stop
ped Real Hard.

1 When 4Ie SsfI~av, ca a. "a
prd RcaI uosd ~ p-
] There Il waaIt,,y t,t 49, h,a
fheoaed cit,zar - 1la.,o.t a. e natu :
1besitancv i, tall,,,a go. .,,,o "no nas no
spIf. $. s'i' 500 Va ~ MA
"If tbaro,s anv4h,,,, -. 81. S.
mo n 10 - ,,,,n.,a ~ 1laa'l' .a'
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hoti, o,,ssse z : 81 kslAa
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The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
SOMETHING NEW.
a A-sD'---1LH- Hint For the Writer Of
Dialect srup-A2.

|
! Dialect SVUI-&Ss.
Anything new. Scratchard?" inquir-
ed the publisher as he toyed with his
diamond studded seal.
Yes" said the author eagerly as he
drew 4 bulky wad of manuscript from
q much soilcd newspaper. "Ive got
an original story here that is simply
great"
Whats great about it?'' .,@s
"The dialect. It's Boer." ~
The publisher slightly started.
THAT seems like good thing" ho
said. Lets hear little of It."
The author moistened his lips, un-
Folded the manuscript and began:
The bronzed young uitlander paus-
ed beside the spruit, which was now
little more than a dusty SLUT. He had
come through the krantz, and over the
mex. and along the psort, and past the
kopje, and straight across the level
veldt, and he was tired Raising his
bottle of dop to his lips, he was dlsap-
pointed to find It was empty. He filed
the flask at the fontein In the kIoof.,
close to the drift, and, moistening lit
tie biltong, ate eagerly 81 wish / had
some mealies," he muttered, 'but
can't expect it until l reach the next
kraal. Even then l doubt the wisdom
of showing myself. / feel pretty sure
that the zarps were put on my track aa
soon as the voorlooper recognized
mc."'"
The great publisher waved his hand.
Splendid" he cried. THAT'S lust
what we've been looking for. Wen
have it on the book stands In ten days.
Can you fill sequel with some more Of
the same rotT'
And the happy author said he thought
he eould.-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
MeT.

The man who will do anything for
his friends or anything to his enemies
frequently becomes known outside OF
his own township.
A man who tries to win success in a
hurry. intending to be worthy of 1t at
leisure. generally forgets the latter
part of the contract.
A man always feels foolish when he
first takes off his hat to the girl he has
known from childhood.
Men who let the gas burn Just a lit
Tie, In order to save matches. have
been known to succeed as financiers.
We may think people who always
agree with us are mushy. but some
how we keep on liking them.-C Chicago
Times Herald.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
Aims, Not Eyuchl

Chief Census Taker Merriam COM
plains that the applicants for positions
as enumerators can't spell and can't
Go ordinary arithmetic. "Our public
schools teach botany and psychology
and sewing and molding," he says,
but apparently they do not teach SIM
pie arithmetic and spelling" Every
business man who has occasion to hire
high school graduates found that out
long ago.-Boston Globe.
How much better are the average
college graduates in spelling, arfthIne.
tic and bookkeeping g?-Brockton Times.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
OLD ASSOCIATES.
Il every night ere I'd rest

sIssd 70 recall every night ere I'd rest
Of many companions the ones loved best
Old Sinchad the Sailor, Aladdin, whose lamp
Brought fortune, and Blucbeard, the terrible
scamp.
They never deceived me or offered me harm,
But giaddened by dreams with fanciful charm.
There's loss for which facts cannot offer amends
Since bade a farewell to my fairy book friends.
They were idle and thoughtless but better. per-
haps,
Than some Of these busting and plausible chaps
Nho offer stocks or a tip ON the race
Or tell what they'll do If elected to place.
'Tis indeed sad day when youngster breaks
loose
From Jack and the -Beanstaik and kind Mother
Goose;
The cnehantment is DER and the curtain dascends
When you bid a farewell to your fairy book
friends.
Washington Star.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
Ruf She lind IL

"Do you know, madam" said the old
chiropodist. that these excessively
high heeled shoes which throw so
much weight on the toes originated In
desert countries from people trying to
keep their feet up out of the hot
sands?'
Il am net surprised to hear it." re-
spondcd the brisk young woman with
the corns. sit takes lot Of sand to
wear them In this country."-Chicago
Tribune,
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
A worked Ont Mine.

al am the gas meter Inspector" an,
nounced the caller.
Come in" replied the man Of the
house, "but don't think you'll find
much left The plumber has just left,
and we were visited by burglars dur
Ing the night. ."-Philadelphla North
American
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
Due to Ignorance.

: "Ie thinks he's famous"
"Well. he never was much of a man
for acquiring knowledge"
"What has that to do with ltT'
"Why. he probably never has con-
suited the dictionary and learned the
difference between fame and notorie-
ty."-Chicago Post.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
Saving Her sensibiIitiea.

We both of us felt at once that she
was a dangerous woman.
"See! | exclaimed. "She Is half
shotw
"And half powderw faltered Pietro,
shuddering.
So we shrafk away from the adven-
turess and avoided her as much as was
possible without being positively rude.
Detroit Journal.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03

Poor Patient (after an examination
Doctor. is there much the matter with
me?
Doctor-Nothing but the reflects Of
care and worry. You must reduce your
expenses so as to live within your in-
come.
Patient-l'll begin now. Here's 10
cents. Good day.-New York Weekly.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
ApproDr;ateuess In At+,re

Uncle Rastus, they are discussing
the question in the east whether r. is
good form for preacher to wear col
ored shirts. What do you think of itY'
Hits ali right, chile, eff de preach
er's cullud." d."-Chicago Tribune.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
TROUBLE FOR PAW.
READS NAV a sJOKE WHICH SIZE
FAILS 70 coMrHEHsNp. D

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And The aead ef the HOna@hoia
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The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
At ,he. harding uousa T,h,a

''Some of that Brazilian infected cof-
fee, isn't it, Mrs. HashemT'
what do you mean by that. Mfr.
ChucklesY'
81 mean it's so wet"
"Wet?"
eyes. Pm sure they must have turn
ed the doctors hose on ."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
Providing Against Emerrenc;a.

"Leonidas." said Mr.. Meekton's wife
severely, do you think a man ought to
go down wn'and avoid his home and
stay awake at nightY'
Certainly not, Henrietta; certainly
not-that is, of course, not unless he's
told o."-Washington Star.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
Remarkable Girl

"Adelaide has such a fine mind"
''She has?"
Eyes. She can keep up her interest
In a man after she knows he's engag-
ed."-Chicago Record.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
A Suhatitnte.

Little Madge-Have your folks a fam
lily tree?
Little Ralph-No; my pa uses a trunk
strap.-Chicago Times Herald.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
A TrnnaferohIe Tai.

"And what did he say when he heard
that story2"
"Oh, he laughed heartily"
"What. at himselfY'
mo. You see put you in his place" {"
Boston Courier.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
Proving coae

He-Women are very Illogical.
She-Why do you say that?
He-They think clothes are better If
they cost lot, and yet they always
think clothes are better If they get
them at bargain.-Chicago Record.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03

- - s1s "a IL - ~ y lAsttsSs ~
sln1 Myflsi1l - ctJofa, tsS tsovernoi
o. Mexico, inlas 5efter to T,r. Hart.
man, ftoih Washington, C., says:
Dear sE-A At-th6suggestio, a fficn5
~ was advised to use Pe-ru,na foa. atarrh
and aftef using ons bottle I hegar tc
fsektetser ID byery way e Helped m,
y laau7 toepdcts. 4 was sxeubled witk
soka IIsoa sSc. q
soon as I bad taSeh "a Ii
began to improve and soon goE well +
take pleasure in recommending your
great remedy to all who are afflicted
with catarrh.-M. Fl. McCord.
The spring presents a much more
favorable opportunity for the perma
nent cure OF chronic catarrh, especially
old, stubborn cases. Now is the time tc
begin treatment. Insist upon having
Pe-ru-na. There are no successful sub
stitutes for this remedy. Send to DR.
Hartman, Columbus, Ohio, for free CO
tarrh book.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1900-05-03
Her Absence Explained.

The Toucan-And where is your wife
now?
The Parrot-Oh, she's trimming q
hat for some society woman.-Types.