Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-08

thefe IuTruSt- l !! hiahe Il thaIhU marx on
the sidewalk: and if You get there
furrnst. You'll rub II out.
The Commercial Instinct-Mamma-
Tommy. dc stop thar noise. II you'll
only be scGd III give Won a penny.
rommy-"No; | want nickel Mamma
Why yuu little rascal. You were quite
satisfied e be good yesterday for a
peany." Tommy know; but THAI was
Il bargain day. Philadelphia Press.
Hanging IN the window Of 4 barber
sano are the long and flowing whisAcis
Uorn Tor mary years hy Or. /. a. Ste
NeuS Of Andcne1dpGce. says the Nans3S
Cry journal. In HE they hang duwn
below the doctors waist, and they were
famous all over the county The doctor
bet EN- on the election of Bryan,
Bobhs Too bad about NohbS Lost
all q his furniture bec>usv OF Il false
alarm OF ire nj his house.
po6bS-"But If there was no FIRE. how
could his furniture be destroyed:'
BohbS-'Well. YOU see. NohbS lives in
a Suburban town where they have vo,-
unteer fire department" Baltimore
American.
At the Press club reception to Mark
Twain the other night everybody was
laughing over an epigram of the diStin-
gUiSiled guest.
oh l wish l had said thar. sighed
a writer more noted for plagiarism than
i' !.X Ia,Sl.'"'I Mind ola man onn.o,.l
,fa, ~" .r,, h NM "'d man '"hSoi''d
"nIN' 70" WIN some gay
Tee Strong a Formulation. Yes.
George asked me how old | would be ON
hly heH X birthuaE. ne mnpudtnt rel
I"M' ~ ~ !. course you salu l9' No. l
say -. very girl you areh nh1
M, ons,o, "'t inc ,,l;tb 5 G"nE ~ !.
far e,,tNttF .tns WIN Il 9l4 ni IA y
lpF every Sea' = '''e'ahd fiam Dear
800,
Ae on hAoW ma GHe'k for $luu
"i - IN ,o,,' " tl'' ny 'tlu9'o g.
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~ hah!ii"- lsl he 700 S"ee'' the
little tootsie wootsieE
ne trlend-' 'h, yes the cunning
thing. But ! want TO see nm when he's
Wlue awake.
lis p 'ppil1; right, Come around ID
ABOUT tloTk az! MOI morning anu we u
accommodate yoH. Philadelphia Bui-
letn;
John Bright admonished by daugh-
pearance. said: III does not matter: no no
body knows me i'm London, so | can dress
ms like But Won dress Just as badly
in Rochdale." was the reply. yes, my
dear; but in ROchdale everybody knows
me. 50 it matters still less how | dress
there. '-Anglo-Saxon Review.
TON owe this store" ''' " N"''s
Book-keeper Something like 5000"
Send him lcttpr 10 come in and set
tie"
Are You su>picious?'
NO. hut he is. When l owed him $14
in the game lasl night. he kept limiting
that we ough, &c pay for cash. Den
yer News.
Johnny. what have you been doing in
the kitchen all this timp-bothelfny Bird
get
NO. mamma: ! went out there 10
study my geography lesson.
why. what made you go into the
Kitchen 10 Go that?"
oh. ] wanted to look at Bridget.
heard papa say She had tine map of Ire-
land on her face. Philadelphia Bulle-
tin.
They met face 10 face on the crowded
thoroughfare.
Il have something 10 tell you." he
said. BE brave. summon all Your
strength; you Will need it. Nerve YOUR
What IS It she gasped. Tell me.
! am ready for the worst"
Listen. then, ne continued. Your
hat is on crooked. philadelphia Bull
ieIln. !. - ,I..o - 60
II was at inc close OF our hrst days
nf lt;Hr II o%er 'ne exposition we were
1.-The French lnt G saiG g l. seem EN- to have
f' Ee at Sn5ea s@Gte bis tnco
IHtSus0n Slilote us knee;
y gee ne eAcialmtH. i was trying