Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-01-12
GEORGES STORY.
He Tells How Paw Learned to Doctor
tho Rabv

II Like TO no." says Paw, How the
he'd OF a Family Kin ern q Liven In the
Day time II He Don't git no Rest at
mite. Here / am paying fifteen Dollars
Weak fer a nurse what Don't seam
TO no Emmy more about n Baby than
me and Not Han as much Becoz 1 had
two Before this one. It's Blame swim
dull. all this trained Nurse bizness thew
go into in the sitty: Look at our Muth-
ers Out in the country. Thay Didn't
Haft to have no Frills like these when
the Family was Gittin so Big thay Had
to Bid a naddishen onto the house
Every year er so. But you Got to have
a1rained nurse now er thay won't Let
you in Society emmy more Than of you
Done your own Housework and Didn't
go round tellin' Folks IL was Becoz you
advertised ate times fer a Hired Curl
and never got a nanser." r.
The nurse Told paw he wasen't Fit
to be fawther, and he was agoin' to
Talk Back. only Little albert throwed
a Tooth Brush at the pupp and nocked
Hole thru one OF the Windows, so
thay dropt the Subjiot
After Breakfast ant Fanny come I'm,
and when she Herd about the Baby be-
in sick she says:
You must stop given il that kind of
food rite away. When my little Flor
ence was horned she had the same kind
or Trubble. so fed her condensed milk
and she cum thru all rite"
Purity soon Mrs. Rawson and Mrs.
Pond came in.
MY good nuss," Mrs. Rawson sed
when paw told Her about the Con-
dcnsed milk; Don't give her That. 1t
would XIII the poor Little THING. / al
Took~
ley's otes water, and Thay never Give
me Bit of trubble."
II wouldent Dare to give no child OF
mine that kind of stuff" Mrs. Pond
told paw. You mite as well fead IL
Green Cucumbers and be Done with It.
Thay amt nothink Like Matted milk
FER Baby with the ColliclS, and If this
nurse Had emmy sentz she would of
krowed II at the start"
Thay was about Half a Dozen other
Ladies Come while paw was Think
en- about IT to tell Him what OF to BE
done. and neerly all OF them sed thay
Had the Best Docktor on erth and paw
OF to change Before 1t was too Late or
we wouldent Have no luck with the
Child.
After thay all Got thru paw went to
the Basket where the Baby was Sleep
In as peaceful as a Lam. and looked
at 1t Long time, and then He went
out In the Hall. and got little albert's
drum and Begin TO pound 1t and Jump
up and down and Sing git Your mum.
ny's Wurth.
Purity soon After that the Dockter
come, and Him and the Nurse sneeked
up Behind and the Furst thing paw
new the Dockter was Holdin his arms
fast to His ides and tryin to push Him
into closet where thay wanted to
Lock him up.
Here. confound it," paw Hollered,
what are you tryin to Do?"
BE Cam" the Dockter told Him.
We are your friends. We are Coin to
purteckt you. It's all rite"
mo. it aint," paw Hollered. ''Yod
may think II is, But amt Payin You
three dollars a Visit to Come Here and
Try to play Horse with me-"
BY that ime The Dockter seen paw
~asent Crazy so he let go and asst what
he ment by maxim Such q Racket
II was tryin to keep the Baby awake
in the Day time so II would Give pur-
son Chanel to sleap a Little at mite"
paw told him.
Then Take 1t all Back" the Dock
ter sed ct thot the Wimmen what are
aiwais Cummen in and Tellen what TO
Do with the Babies was the Worst fools
OF earth. But they amt" GEORGIE.
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