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Henry Shotwell a morphine fend has
recently been confined to the Kansas
state insane asylum.
No matter how shrewed man may be,
II he sells cabbages he must expects his
customers to get head of him.
General Roberts claims the reason Of
his halt at Bloemfontein is account of
his having a surplus OF horseless SOL
diers.
The British find it very rough travel
ing in South Africa. Every city they
attempt to reach they have to just
"Boer" their way through.
Now the report is being circulated that
Mrs. Grover Cleveland has taken to rails
ing chickens. Possibly she expects to
develop some "G. G." eggs.
The question of whether or not Dewey
really has a wart on his nose is being
bitterly agitated in the east and may yet
develop into decisive political issue.
Over in Kansas they have school
house made of baled hay, probably used
as lunch counter for mulish scholars
who kick on getting their lessons
promptly.
Tod Sloan claims to have backed De
Wolf Hopper to the tune Of $26, 10000
and now through some misunderstand-
ing De Hopper AYERS he will never pay
back "Tods loan"
A woman's idea Of pleasure is to sit
with lot of other women, with new
dress on and drink weak tea off crazy
little table with three legs.-Sheared
from Bugville Gazoot.
A missouri chemist says oleomargerine
is made OF beef fat, and some pumpkin
headed journalist In Komo suggests that
were it made OF goat fat it would be
more like natural butter.
Sarah Bernhard has decided that
ladies wearing bonnets will not be ad-
mitted to the stall at her Paris theatre.
Sarah would probably esen prohibit the
entry of horses with halters on.
John D. Archbold, the Standard oil
magnate says he has become SO used to
steady work that it makes him "tired"
to rest. he should take little some
thing for that feeling" then the rest
would come easy.
A sausage maker down in Fort Worth
recently hung himself by making rope
out of his suspenders. He no doubt
realized where he was going to land on
the other side and took the troubls to
"brace" himself up for the "wurst."
One Mr.. White has just been awarded
a verdict of $4,000 damages against the
Colorado Iron works over in Denver.
White claims to have had one leg cut of
the shock being so severe as to impair
his understanding on both ends.
A Kentucky man attempted suicide
by drinking a glass Of whiskey after
having mixed with it a quantity of dead
ly poison ordinarily sufficiently tn kill
ten horses instantly bus was unfazed.
The poison evidently acted as an anti
dote.
A Butte man was arrested tho other
day for beating his wifes mother, whose
name is Mrs. Chinn, with . crow bar
If the music furnished by his wifes
mother was OF the chin variety such
actions on the part Of the sun-in-law
should be highly commended rather
than punished.
An inexaustable deposit Of Alum has
been discovered near Los Vegas, New
Mexico. and an eastern syndicate is ne
gociating for its possession. Great 30
crecy is being maintained but the keen
eyes of down trodden people will at
once discern the ghostly octapusiied
form Of The Baking Powder Trust.
Over in Denver the Lyceum manage
ment offers to "cut out the bad parts" Of
of Sapho if the police 20 wish. Judging
from the meager reports Of ths play
given by people who have inadvertently
conversed with other people who claim
to have witnessed the vile show, the her
oic surgical treatment necessary to &C.
somplish the Anthony Cumstock idea,
would leave sorry looking carcass and
call into action all the old saw. bones In
the state.