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The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

Particular people prefer pure pleas
ant, palatable medicine. Most mothers
maintain Gatlin's Cough Syrup is the best
OF all cough and cold remedies because
dren cry for it. 1t cures Group. For
sale by all druggists.
Volcanic Eruptfons.
Are grand, but Skin Eruptions rob life
of joy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve, cures
them, also Old, Running and Fever Sores,
Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns, Warts, Cuts
Bruises. Burns, Scalds, Chapped Hands,
Drives out Pains and Aches. Only 25cts.
box. Cure guaranteed. Sold by w.
F. Pine, Druggist.
Walter Pine delivers the Topeka State
Journal anywhere in town at ten cents
per week. For general, state and rail-
road news the Journal is unexcelIed.
story ora slave.
To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains of disease is the worst form
of slavery George D. Williams, of
Manchester, Mich. tells how such a slave
was made free. He says; my wife has
been so helpless for five years that she
could not turn over in bed alone. After
using two bottles of Electric Bitters, she
is wonderfully improved and able to do
her own work. This supreme remedy
for female diseases quickly cures nerv-
business, sleeplessness, melancholy, head
miracle working medicine is godsend to
weak. sickly, run down people. Every
bottle guaranteed. Only so cents.
Sold by w F. Pine Druggist.
There is certain class of young gen.
tlemen CO IN La Junta who move in. the
smart set, who stand around on the street
corners and make remarks about every
lady who passes. Yet these same young
men are supposed to be models of polite
ness and good breedlng.-La Junta Dem
ocrat.
Does 1t Pay Buy Cheap?
A cheap remedy for coughs and colds is
will relieve and cure the most dangerous
results of throat and lung troubles.
What shall you do? Go to warmer and
more regular climate? Yes, if possible;
if not possible for you, then in either case
take the ONLY remedy that has been in
troduced in all civilized countries with
success in severe throat and lung troubles,
s-Boschee's German Syrup" It not only
heals and stimulates the tissues to des-
troy the germ disease, but al1ays inf1am-
nation, causes easy exDectoration, gives
a good nights rest, and cures the patient.
Try ONE bottle. Recommended many
years by all druggists in the world. For
sale by Palace Drug Co.
Over thirty out of one hundred people
are troubled with constipation and doc
tors claim this is the indirect cause of
three-fourths of all sickness. If you are
Gat1in's Anti-Bi1ious Compound? 1t
cures habitual constipation.
Your money back if you are not cured.
Price % cents. Free samples at all drug
stores. For sale by all druggists.
If you need a trunk or telescope you
can save money by going to
TIE RACKET s. NOVELTY STORE.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

The Colorado sheep that was worth
only $1.52 in Clevelands last term now
sells for sass, and the number of sheep
in the state has increased so per cent. in
the same time. During the present adj
ministration the value of sheep in Colo
radO has advanced So $50, 900. The gold
standard and Republican tariff are good
things for industry among the Rockies.
Globe Democrat.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

Charles 81. Marks, while acting in the
capacity of nurse at the Second Division
Hospital of the Fifth Army Corps at
Santiago de Cuba. used few bottles of
Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrboea Remedy for diarrhoea and
found it to work like charm. For sale
by w. s. Amos,
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

Wheat harvest began in Montgomery
county Monday morning, and from three
TO five harvesters can be seen in many
fields. The grain is ripening rapidly.
and the weather is perfect The acreage
is the largest, and the yield promises to
be the heaviest in the history of the
county.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07
Would Not suffer So Again for Fifty
Times the Price.

1 awoke last night with severe pains in
my stomach. I never felt SO badly in
all my life. When came down to work
this morning L felt so weak 1 could hardly
work. L went to Miller & McCurdy,s
drug store and they recommended Cham
berlain-s Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1t worked like magic and one
dose fixed me all right. It certainly is
the finest thing 1 ever used for stomach
trouble shall not be without it in my
home hereafter, for 1 should not care to
endure the sufferings of last night again
for fifty times its price.-G. H Wilson,
Liyeryman. Burgettstown, Washington
County, Pa. This remedy is for sale by
w s Amos
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

Out an Kansas, where the demon of
peuary was thrusting his wan visage into
every home during the campaign of 1896,
the farmers are now paying So day for
harvest Aands.-GIobe-D Democrat.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

The Democrats in Congress defeated
an antitrust resolution, which provided
for an amendment to the Constitution of
the United States, regulating the trusts of
the country. The Democrats are not en-
tireIy opposed to trusts.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

One Mann voted mol This was on
the vote to amend the antitrust bill in.
the House on Saturday, and to make it
more effective in the prosecution of trusts
and combines, MIR. Mann is Republican
and he is from Illinois. Is would be in
teresting to know what MIR. Mann had
against the bill. He must be a funny
man.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07
Quick Relief for asthma.

Miss Maud Dickins, Parsons, Kansas,
writes: 81 suffered eight years with
asthma in its worst form. / had several
attacks during the last year and was not
expected TO live through them. 1 began
using Foley's Honey and Tar and it has
never failed to give immediate relief
w. s. Amos.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07
Ranch for Sale.

Consisting of 1000 acres. Nearly all
fenced, and nearly all in one body. viii
sell altogether. A good pasture and
plenty of water. Two wind mills, good
barn and everything in good shape
Apply to WM- RICKMAN. IL miles south of
Dodge City. 1t
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

T'he Presby terrain church no longer re-
qUires its members to knee4 when pray
ing but even this concession will not
prevent man from wearing out his
clothes by backsliding.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

Last spring E.. Evans, Cairo, III,
was SO run down in health had to give
up work Was also troubled with boils
and eczema He writes: doctors did
me good but before L had finished one
bottle of Beggs. Blood Purifier, began
to improve and am now we'll man. w.
F. Pine
The entire Arkansas valley has not in
twenty years shown such an appearance
of plentiful greeness as it does this spring.
Rocky Ford Times-Republican.
Mrs. E. w. Early, Marion, Ind. who
has been i'll for years, writes, Il was
tired. could not sleep or eat. and was
rapidly going into decline. Doctor called
it blood disorder. but could not cure me-
am now in perfect health and give all
the credit to Beggs' Blood Purifier. w.
E Pine
We will lay all carpets sold by MS free
of charge. ADAM s. 1IuLPIEU.
Honest toll brings tired feeling which
is relieved by healthy sleep The tired
feeling that we mean goes to bed tired
and gets up tired, the appetite is poor and
the energy is gone. There is but one
quick, sure and satisfactory remedy.
Beggs' Blood Purifier. Take it now. w
f. Pine.
Fer Sale Cheap.
One binder and one baler, at Howell.
For further particulars enquire at the
.sBee Hive-'' II. j. STRANGE. 4w
If you want your hair TO grow, don't
waste time with hair toncs. Get at the
which lies i'll the hair cells
and blood Vessles that supply them with
life Beggs' Hair Remover will do it. It
has grown hair on hundreds of bald heads
will do it for you w. T. Pine.
See the New Royal, the best machine
on earth for the money. Guaranteed for
10 years. For sale at the Crescent.
Little Ethel Armour, of Rockford, H.,
who was so severely burned a few weeks
ago has entirely recovered and without a
single scar. Used Beggs' German Salve, |
that always cures scalds. burns, cuts and |
sores, quickly, without leaving scars. w. |
F. Pine.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

The farmers of Rush county are offer
ing 50 day and'board for harvest hands.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

Two million acres OF the Kiowa and
Commanche lands are to be opened for
settlement in Oklahoma, as soon as Con-
Eress passes the bill which grants the
Qpening.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

The street car strike in ST. Louis was
instigated and is kept up in the interest
of Democratic politicians. The disturb
ances generally grow out of politics.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07

TIE Kansas wheat yield is estimated a
100, 900, 900 bushels. 1t Will require 12O,-
900 men to harvest the crop, valued at
$50. OOO. 600
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07
Famous Magnetic Healer.

I cure rheumatism, Nervousness, Piles.
Tumors, Cancer, Sexual Weakness, etc.
All chronic cases solicited. No risk for
patients. Office hours a. m. to 6 p. M
Park Hotel.
The Globe-republican., 1900-06-07
Furniture Repaired.

Have you furniture that you desire tt
have repaired or reupholstered leave wore
at the Crescent furniture store.
A. p. CoONs, Proprietor. 4v
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1900-10-23

afraid TO leave NIasma and take your
Chances" said the Biologist. How long
have you lived hereg'
iwensy-seven Years" was the reply.
The Boston Man looked across the
street al the dun-eolored Hotel proppe,i
up by eomstose Livery Stable. Nea- al
hand was a Pool Of Green Water within
which the Raeilli we're croaking loudly.
The Sky Line was row OF red clay Hills
pin-feathered with SapIings. A braekish
door OF Moonshine Whisky tingled III the
warm Air. and over the whole detected
Landscape lay soft Pail Of the real, red
simon-Pure Malaria-the kind that car
be put Up In Tins and sent from Place 70
Place.
You have lived here twenty-geven
years and you are not afaid 10 Die" said
the Boston man. refectiyely. I don't
blame you. II had lived here for TWEEN
ty-seven Years ] would not be afraid to
DIE. either. In fact. I think I'd be down.
right Anxious 10 DIE"
But the crafty Biologist did not release
this Body Blow until he was good and
sure that the Train had started 10 move.
The Infatuated Native had TO take lis
chances with moving Target. so instead
OF plunking The Man from Boston, he
made Wing Shot on a State Senator who
was riding on pass.
Sun, II was taking an Awful Chance.
Moral: Home IS where the heart Is.
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1900-10-23

no longer than II had to. and exclaim.
Just think Of leaving Little Rock and
coming out here 10 Livei"
But the town that is Small and Ratty
f. just the Town that suppOses itself 20
be the sure-enough Essence Of GaZams.
Everybody IN Miasma believed that the
Sun rose just In the edge OF Widow Clevi-
sons Hog Lot and set over on yon side
of Nubbin Ridge, While the Residents
were Standing around on the warm side
OF the General Store, so as TO get shut Of
the Daily Chill. they would feel sorry for
Folks that had 10 put up with Brooklyn
and Old Point Comfort.
Now, II happened that a Boston Biolo-
gist had been in those Parts collecting
Amphibious Fauna. The Natives called
them Narmints and Sarpentile Insects.
One day the Biologist sat on a long
wasted Truck at the Station Platform
ana waited for the Train that was TO
carry him to some Place where he could
get Beans properly cooked, He had his
Satchel between his Legs and was reading
the Numbers on the Freight Cars in or
der TO entertain himself
Presently a Native appeared and walk
ed back and forth in front OF the Boston
Man. The Native had u Saffron Complex
ION ana wore bigh-heeled Boots. Every
time he stepped there was a muffied Cas-
tanet Effect caused by the Quinine Pei
lets. Every one in Miasma took Quinine,
except the Boston Biologist, and he took
Cuin-een.
The Native wore on and about his Per-
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1900-10-23

Benevolent Assimilation. Perhaps 1 will
have TO read all OF the Ten Cent Maya
zines and be ierlked by the Trolley cars,
and have 20 march in a Campaign Club
and put Crayon Portraits in the Front
Room and save Soap Wrappers so as TO
get Useful Prizes and buy Tickets for
Amateur Shows and trim the Shade
Trees and put in a Telephone and run a
Lawn Mower and save up for Horse and
Buggy and Maintain a Cup at the Barber
Shop and get tied Up with the Special As
sessment Game and be sent 10 the Store
10 match Dress Goods and Quarrel with
my NeighbOrs about Christian Science
and sign Petitions and hide Property from
the Assessor and serve on Juries and wear
heavy Black Clothes on Sunday and have
10 learn the Names and Records OF all the
Pugilists and Clean House every Spring"
But you see only the Dark Side OF the
Picture" said the Hiker You seem 10
forget that you will have Dollar Excur-
sions, Street Fairs. Shooting the Chutes,
Lyceum Entertainments by Male Quar-
tets, and Readers. 10 say nothing OF the
Jack-Straw Parties, Have you no Social
Aspirations
None 10 speak Of" replied the Native.
Il am half Savage and half Child have
never even sat for Tin-Type In a Tent"
II suppose you never saw a Watch
Chain made out OF real hair?'' asked the
Volunteer.
Il never did" replied the Google.
Il can see that you are Unit for Self
Government" said the Volunteer. I'VE
will have 70 stay over here a few Years
longer and take care OF you
MOTal-It is expecting too much of a
Simple Minded People.
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1900-10-23

He said he didn't propose 10 ride along
with the rifT-raif. BY hen, but I'D like
10 have been therei Because the man mad
accumulated q few thousand dollars he
looked upon common humanity az 20
much dirt. He wouldn't even ride IN a
street car with man who had to earn his
daily bread by the sweat Of his brow"
1T was silly for him 10 make such an
exhib ltion OF himself" said Mrs. BoGser.
but there Is no call for you 10 get a
stroke Of spoplexy over H."
"Bu- don't you see the attempt 20
creaty an aristocraey In this country
dom you see it, be shouted as he
waved the paper on high and brought the
cat out from under The lounge 10 see
| what the row was about
Well. what OF II? Why should you
care7"
81 care because all men were born free
and equal; because one man Is as good az
another. because money don't make the
man. That's what ails the poor man to-
day. We are trying 20 class him with the
animals Of the field. It's this sh0ddy aris-
ioeracy drawing is skirts away from the
laboring man that makes socialists and
anarchists. Because NC happen 10 have
a few thousand dollars In the bank are
We better than our washerwopan or the
man who takes out the ashesz"
II haven't heard OF your Inviting them
20 dinner or sitting down 70 tel stories %
Then. By thunder, but you will. and
this very night, tool he reared a. he
kicked over 2 chair and went stamping
around. The people Of this country want
10 know who are the sn0bs I'll soon
sroys 10 which cIAEs I beIooRt"
He started for tbs front hall and had
his hat on before Mrs. Bowser could ask
| him what be waa going to do. Without
replying 10 the question he passed oHs OF
doors. and from the oarlor window she
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1900-10-23

son and somewhat exposed to View
.4S-Caliber Cannon, a Bowie Knife large
enough for spading the Garden, and sew
eral rows OF Cartridges
Il reckon we've got the purest Climate
and the noblest People In Gods Green
FoOtstool," remarked the Native pausing
In front Of the Biologist Don't say Diff
ferent or may have 10 Gallop right
through you"
Life Is very sweet to me-" said the
Boston Man. Il am Just getting my Golf
Score below 10. SO / will not Contradict
YOU. Only, / would like 10 ask"
Come on with It," said the Native
Il would like 10 ask, Who held YOU
while they strapped all those Chatelaine
Effects on your
Il wear these Weepins in order 10 pro-
tect my Honor" replied Mr. Janders, for
such was his Name.
Your Honor must be hard pushed II
You have 20 tote such an Extensive Kit
with which TO defend it," observed the
Boston Man.
Well, I've got a Reputation that
reaches up and down the Road" said Mr.
JaI-ers I've never been Curried below
The Knees. I'm Long and WOolly. Eve
got seven or eight Fiery Nostrils and holes
bored for more. Pm pizen Ivy and can't
be handled. ! hate 10 talk about myself
but must say I'm Brave Little Man"
AT that Moment the Train pulled in and
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1900-10-23
Mr.. B0WSER's TRIBULAIIONS.
He LeveIed All Distinctions aud Tramp
Leveied Him.

Mr.. Bowser had come home not exactly
mad. but he was in that state of mind
known as ''techy" He found Mrs. Bowser
so pleasant. the dinner SO good. and the
house looking so we'll that he couldn't
find fault with anything until he sat down
TO his evening paper. He hadn't been read
ing over five minutes when he burst out
with:
by George. but have always said 1t
would come TO this, and here it ISL
HAS another King been assassinated?'
asked Mrs. BOwser without much interest
''No, there hasn't. but there has been
an attempt to assassinate the Constitution
OF the United States-to murder equality.
10 stab our democratic republic In the
back. A Chicago millionaire who took q
street car for short ride found himself
alongside one OF his employees. What do
you suppose he did?'
Bowed to him and offered to pay his
fare. probably"
He did. Ell? That's all you know about
It. 1t so happens that he called the con-
ductor and had the employe bounced on
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1900-10-23

the bank, each with a pistol in hand.
while three others remained outside and
rred at every pedestrian in sight
Hands up and money OUT" shouted
enc of the three who entered the bank,
and in an instant every official and en-
plOye was covered.
The cashier wilted, and the others fol-
lowed suit. but old John Fosdick stood up
gamely under the deadly revolvers and
quietly said:
Gentlemen, this bank IS closed for The
day"
open the safe and vaults or I'll blow
your brains cut"
81 have key to neither"
''You liarl Take thatl'
The old man sank with a bullet in his
brain, and the white-faced cashier would
have opened safe and vault with his own
hands but for the arrival of assistance.
A few citizens had gathered and killed
one of the watchers and wounded an
ether. This caused a stampede on the
Part of the deperadoes. They did not even
grab the money packages In sight but
FASTENED to get away as fast as possible.
John Fosdick had not drowned himself,
but ne lay dead. He had been discharged
on account Of old age and carelessness.
but his speed and acumen had saved the
First National Bank from being cleaned
out. He wondered what men would say
of him after death. They said he was a
hero. He had hoped men would have
pity on his aged widow. When he had
been laid away, the bank voted her life
pension, the citizens and the railroad
company made up a public purse, and
she wanted for nothing the rest Of her
life
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1900-10-23

habit Of appealing that spp.tits without
thought Of the consequences Parsley Is
said 10 have some effect In this sarns d.
rsction, although as means 81 improving
the beauty OF the eyes 4, Is not nsarty %
sftectiYe as the stronger onion and garlis.
But Its greater suitability for mixed So
elsty may compensate for any inferioriIy
The italian women are said bv shis au-
thority to acquire another beauty through
one Ok their popular articles OF diet. Lem
us are said 70 give them the abunG aut
glossy black hair which Is one OF thc.r
noted features. They eat lentIls more
mar any other vegetable and attribute
tnelr glossy. snick hair 70 their effect
women with beautiful hair and eyes are
aiNays TO be admired. But IL Is doubtful
~ men would demand them as the result
o. a diet Of garlic or onions
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1900-10-23

lonesome. and likely Wen hey a game Of
checkers 10 brighten him up
- But / do object, she says. I was
reekonin to sing soHe hymns tonight
while 20 played the fiddle. / also want
10 talk 10 20 bout Noer and his ark.
1--WE got a sore thSrnb and can't fiddle,
and as fur Noer. ne will keep I'll some
other time. Nothin' rushin' bout Noer.'
With that she turns on me and looks
me squar N the face. and arter a mint
she says:
% .Zeb White, don't 20 go % foolin'
with Noer and his ark or suthin' powerful
bad will come out Of H. Dan Skinner may
feel peekish. OF he may be dyin'. but what
We wants TO know is how all them crit
ters found their way into the ark How
did il happen that the hens didn't eat Up
the later bugs while they was walkin' to-
gether?
"'pgnno.'
why didn't the foxes eat all the
hens
Dunno
"'why aidA't the bars eat the pIgsr'
dunno.
OF co'se yo' don't. and that's why /
want 20 10 squat right down ysre with
me and try and ngger II out. / shan't
never be satisfied 10 die I'll / nad out
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1900-10-23
The anteen Question.

From Harper's Weekly.
To condemn the eanteen without having
seen ITS practical workings is an Injustice
Of which no thinking man will be guilty.
In this. as in most other matters In life.
the majority OF US must accept the op.n-
ion Of those qualified 10 Judge II We are
sick We do not go TO a merchant 10 be
told what is the matter and 10 obtain
treatment So in this canteen question
why should We accept the perhaps sincere
but misguided opinions OF those who real
~ know nothing about ii, when We can
get the judgment OF those who have eyery
means of knowing the truth about he
matter, and who are perfectly capable OF
forming and expressing professional or
expert opinion? No army officer derives
the least benefit from the canteen. except
indirectly as IL aids discipline. And me
majority OF our nation are to-day ready
10 admit that the discipline which mean
efficiency, the welfare, and the well-bei1g
OF the men is the first thought OF all reg
ular army officers. IL Is these very Off
GERS who say that 10 abolish the eanteen
means 10 encourage drinking and me
breaking Of regulations. and Is a diree;
blow al the efficiency OF the whole army
an efficiency which has been tried and
proved not wanting.
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1900-10-23

been playing Hide and Seek with yon
sawed-off Brownies about long enough
Do you think / can afford to run Foo.
Races In the Tropics for Sixteen Sixty
Six per? As We sit here in the shade OF
the Bim-Bam Tree, you look me in the
Face and tell me you are an Amigo from
away back. You have on your snow white
Knickies and your spotless Shirt Of Cheese
Cloth, and what with the bluff smile of
Brotherly Love, you have the Dove of
Peace put to shame. AT the same time
am laying Ten Dobe Dollars to a Dollar In
Money that as soon as l release you you
will vamOose TO your little old shack and
dig up pair of Red Pants, a smokeless
Mauser and a hair edge Bolo. Then to-
morrow Morning, if one of the Boys hap
pens TO wander beyond the Outpost to
pick Wild Flowers or Chickens, you and
about forty others will be waiting in the
Jungle TO Slice him. AS a stand up Fight
er you are about as Game as Clay Pig
con, but as Lightning Change Artist and
all round Pest you are the Money. Why
don't you Let Up? Go and turn in your
Shooting Iron for Thirty Dollars Mex and
then go out next Saturday Night and
Blow the Money like a Civilized White
Man? If you'd do that, then Us Fellows
could go back TO the SnoWdrifts and the
Buckwheat Cakes"
Il am afraid to tackle your Pro-
gramme," replied the Insurrecto. II hear
that as soon as you get me Right you are
going 10 Americanize me. You have
Something ribbed up for US that you call