The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-03-02
PROF. COLES FOR MARCH,
From Storms and Signs.

rEoW ctOrmS ana signs.
We wish to extend our thanks and
best wishes to one and all of the num-
erous newspapers that made so many
complimentary remarks about our
February predictions fulfilled. BY the
clippings" Of q Bureau" in New
York, we learn that our "predictions'
are read by more than fourteen million
people every month. As our long range
predlction-made in October jast-that
February and March (1900) would
prove to be two destructive months
ana February has already proved our
saying, we now wish to warn the peo-
pie OF an appro8 ching evil that will
fall upon America; for the great plan
cts are nearing point in the heavens
where they will form evil conjunctions
which will. we believe. send many
evils upon our own country; and tho
sun of pity for the shedding of human
blood will set behind the western hills,
ana the United States will be plunged
in the blackness of absolute night 80
far as regard for the shedding of hui
man blood Is concerned. We warn all
true Americans to be- on their guard.
Because the sun of pity will set In
obedience to the doctrine OF imperial-
ism which stands with one foot upon
our nation, one foot upon its monetary
interests and resting its body across
the neck Of labor
THE STORMS AND SIGNS.
The greatest regular and re. dictionary
storm, periods during the current
month will occur between the list and
9Th, and 7th and 18th, the 18th and 18th,
the 10Th and Esd, the 25th and 9th and
the o9th and 31st. There will be great
danger of disastrous storms, hurri-
canes. blizZards, foods and tidal
waves: earthquakes and airquakes; as
the gaseous matter passing over both
the sun and the moon will make n
break sometime between the Bird and
18th. the 10Th and the 22d and the 31st.
and cause great destruction in both
countries. The southern and the west
ern states will he sorely afflicted by
floods and blizzards: while the eastern
states will wonder at the phenomenal
changes, the electrical displays and
sweeping storms along the sea coast
Our own state may get great SUR
prise in the shape of storms and foods,
as one of the breaks in the gaseous
matter above referred to will occur
over the same latitude under which our
state lies. Watch out for another
strange phenomenon in the heavens
this month.
UNFORTUNATE DAYS.
The results of many years. extensive
astrological research have shown us
conclusively that the planets not only
Vstl ln hs,t rs<
things OF earth, and experience has
taught us that the following days dur
Ing the month of March are unfortu-
nate days for any one to begin any
new operation or start on a journey.
The 18th. 18th and 18th. The 5th, 9Th.
10th, 12th and 18th will be unfortunate
days for all males born on these dates
during the month Of March in any
year that is past; and the 1st %, 9Th.
9th. 10th, 18th. :Sth and Goth will be
unfortunate days for all females born
on any Of the above dates. The Sth
18th. 18th, 18th, .3rd and 27th will be
unfortunate days for those afflicted
with heart disease, and all such should
be careful and avoid public meetings
| of any exciting nature during those
days.
VALUABLE INFORMATION FREE.
Information that costs us days and
weeks of hard study and labor we give
| to the public free; Information which
| under the Patent Medicine Laws"
would cos. many thousand dollars.
| The LaGrlppenonia. that appeared IN
| the old country. as our February pre-
dlctions foretold, will continue to
sweep over that country with unabated
! force, and will reach America in it's
most malignant form. We have dis
| covered that the "oil of onion" will de-
stroy and drive away the I.aGrippe-
monia microbes. utoast one dozen
middling sized onions, press out the
OIL add a lump OF pepper half as large
as an egg, and some pepper. heat it all
up together and drink it DOWN. keep
| in the house for a day or two and the
germs will fly away and begone.
The hest days for fishing and hunt
| ing will be the 1st, 18th and Goth: and
| the next best days will be the Sd, 9th,
goth and oath. Remember that fish
| should be bled as soon as caught. for
all fish that die with the blood in their
! bodies ara not in fit condition to be
eaten by man. "ThOu shall not eat
the blood"
| The hog cholera will continue to
spread in many localities. Burnt corn
and sulphur will destroy these cholera
microbes in nine cases out Of ten.
For all such information, and when
to plant all kinds Of seeds. sow grass
and grain. trim trees. set hens. ETC..
send ten cents to Prof. c. Coles, Kings
ton. Pa. and get copy Of his storms
| and Signs"