The Canton times., 1900-11-02
Shorthand in Bookkeeping
BY W. J. Burrows.
MIR. JOSEPH sMYLER, other,

M II. JOSEPH SM1LER, otherwise
IvI Joe" was second bookkeeper
for the dry goods house of Martin &
Company, large, well-established
concern in a western city, and he was
already looking forward to the time
when the present head bookkeeper
should retire on his hardearned far
tune, or be transferred where book
keeping is supposed to be no more,
so that he might step into the old
mans shoes-and salary.
Mr.. Smyler had married what he
believed to be the sweetest girl in
the world, carrying her off triumph
antly from a crowd of admirers, any
one of whom would have been glad
of his chance The bridegroom was
not wealthy-men of his craft rarely
are-but he took his wife for we'd
ding trip to the east to see "the old
folks" and to be duly admired, or
criticised. On their return they went
directly to housekeeping like two
sensible people and settled down to
the serious business of living. Miss
pert cook. but Mrs. Smyler would
learn. Miss Banks had been stem
ographer, frequently out of posi-
tion, but Mrs. Smyler intended to de-
velop into model wife and house
keeper. Above all. she was devoted
TO her husband. believed him to be
one of the smartest men that ever
lived, a view in which he heartily con-
CURED, and as a consequences she
rarely ventured to have an opinion
of her own that did not coincide with
his. IL.
Il say, Joe, want you to teach me
bookkeeping" said Mrs. Smyler one
morning at the breakfast table, a few
months after their marriage.
whats that for?" queried her hus-
band. "going to start in business?"
mo, but think it is good thing
for anybody to know, and l might as
well learn, SO l thought if you would
get me some books l would keep
track of our expenses in the house,
and so learn how to keep books. 1t
isn't hard. is it, Joe?"
Hard" echoed the future head
bookkeeper of Martin & Company,
hard! Well that depends on the per-
son keeping the books. TO anybody
with reasonable amount of COM
mon sense, the mere business of keep
ing books is easy enough, though
there are tough nuts to crack some
times, but anybody without the prop
er modicum of that most necessary
article might better leave bookkeep-
ing alone and so save trouble for
themselves and for other people"
We'll. Joe, do you think | could |
learn it?" modestly asked Mrs. Smyl- |
er.
why of course you can. Didn't / |
say that anybody with common sense
could do it?"
Thank you, joe" and blush of |
pleasure tinted the cheek at the i'm
piled compliment. II didn't know |
whether could do it before, but now |
am sure / can, cause you say So"
"Ill get you the books to-day and |
you can start in tonight" said Mr.. |
Smyler, in that sweet patronizing |
tone which some men use in talking |
with their wives, and which these |
same humble, submissive wives think
is only a mark of the condescension
of the stronger vessel.
That's dear good fellow. I al
ways knew you were too good for me.
/ don't believe any other woman ever
had such a good, kind husband" and |
waving a good-by at him from the
back porch, she saw him board his
train for the city with something of
the old feeling of loneliness that used
TO come over her when he left her
each morning at the beginning of
their married life.
Evening came, and with it Joe and
the books, a very modest set; simply
a cash book and ledger. When din
ner was finished and the table cleared,