The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-11-23
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS.

for Il Thanksgiving ball.
1l,42s, school teachers aim the 306,
$50 school children in Kansas in whom
ideas are supposed to shoot.
The change of votes from Bryan in
1896 to Mckinley in 1900 in Franklin
county made difference of 706.
Last year the shelters at Argentine,
Kans., turned out millions of gold
and l3 millions dollars worth of sill
yer.
The Peabody News seeks comfort
that while angels are pictured as little
girls and women, Old Nick is always
male.
1t was simply because they loved
eachother like sixty that a Kansas
City man aged 10 and an Independence
woman of 81 welded.
The Republican party stood for
more work. more pay and shorter
days-and did yez notice the days are
getting shorter right along
A Conway Springs butcher charged
with stealing COW provided an alibi
by proving he was dead drunk in a
joint at the time of the theft.
A barber shop is run in connection
with the Mit-way restaurant at EN-
poria, doubtless to properly prepare
any unshaved butter that appears.
George Marble married Miss Doud
at FIT. Scott recently. Here was gem
uine case of giving person the mar
BILE heart, when he proposed.
Oskaloosa Times: William j. Bry-
an has repudiated 10y his precinct, by
his ward, by his town, by his county,
by his state and by his country.
The Yates Center Advocate urges
the people to "stand by the band
What awful music they must put up
require suchiappeals to hearers!
It's wonder Dr. Swallow ;of Os-
| kaloosa hasn't been killed years ago.
The Times whenever it reports some
racy gossip says "a bird told US"
The Lawrence Journal predicts that
many a cotton tail will swell up like u
toad when it finds itself hung out by
the butcher and labeled Belgian
hare
While crossing a creek on a load of
baled hay near Galena recently Ed
Hubbard was pitched with his load in
the water, but promptly baled him
self out.
Upon retiring from his medical
practice DR.. Jones of Colony put a
card in the Free Press thanking the
friends who had made his business
profitable.
The Lyons Republican says that
when Eli Perkins stepped on the stage
to lecture in that town three watches
in the audience stopped, a tribute to
Eli's phyz.
Bronson, which spent all the gas
money sinking a we'll only to stop
with crooked hole, has raised more
money, will pull out the hole, straighten
it and proceed.
Speaking of hen-pecked husbands,
the Robinson Index says a Mankato
woman makes her husband take Lydia
Pinkham's pills whenever he com
plains of being i'll.
The Kansas City journal says Hen.
ny Allen, of Ottawa, named his new
daughter Wilhelmina Theodore Han
Nautilus scoring for Mckinley,
Roosevelt and Hannah.
The champion bill collector lives al
Salina. one morning he found a debt
or at the top of a 40-foot telegraph
pole and Skinned up on a promise o
payment if he reached the top.
The Atchison Globe says most girl,
seem to think when you ask for theil
picture that you want a sketch of theil
ribs and collar bone, and have new
low-cut picture especially taken.
The Ottawa papers claim that En-
portals foot ball team beat it with ;
"nuke." This old method Of winning
games makes one wonder why the OF
tawa team don't secure a lluker.
The birth of a tailless calf in Mar
ion county has started all the wisC
. ones to figuring out if this may not bC
the new style of empire calf, lik
the late abbreviated empire gown
. During the recent campaign Willard
Rickart of the Columbus Courie
said that l.. G. Weldy of the Galeni
Republican deserted during the civil
war. Now Weldy will sue for Islander
} An Emporia Bryanite saved So b.
choosing the alternative of jumping il
2 a slough full of water. He found tn
water real relief after the slough q
I despond the returns pitched him into
Rev. Bailey of Yates Center had tn
doors locked and then he took hi
congregation to the bottomless pi
and kept them there for over half a
' hour. In ten minutes they dug u
$l30.
, AT Yale annually eight honors ar
given. There are eight Kansas boy
> in school this year. The Salin
, Union wonders what keeps the boy
a from other states in that school thi
: year.
9 The Nortonville citycalaboose cam
S near going up in smoke the other day
S There is no clue unless some "bran
e snatched from the burning" had bee
9 laid in there by the police before h
d cooled Off.
Some archaeologist in raking owe