The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1900-01-12
Editorial and Otherwise.

Slander often rebounds.
Death and taxes are certain.
The consumate liar is often oyertakcn.
Everyone has some trouble in this
world.
Drink pure water and your liver will
be all right.
The falsifier will get his just reward
in the great beyond.
The man with a cool million always
gets a warm reception.
Some words on the end of your tongue
should be allowed to remain there.
A good mirror always tells the truth,
no matter on whom it may reflect.
A man must feel awfully upset when
| he finds himself head over heels in love.
For obvious reasons it is useless ex-
penditure to offer woman hush money.
The man who is always hunting
trouble, finds it when he least expects
it.
or all wise words from woman's pen,
the wisest are these-leave pants to men.
Mans devotion to woman frequently
arouses her feelings-of that tired kind
A disreputable man is not expected to
tell the truth about anybody or any
thing.
A girl is bad off to be married when
she takes drunken ten dollar man for
husband
The reason that rich men have so
many friends is that they are capital
fellows.
A clock is very different from man
When it strikes it keeps right on work
ing.
Thoughts of past unhappincss prevent
some people from enjoying present hap
piness
Men are good deal like hutter-the
softer they are the more they spread
themselves.
If dead men could talk, there would
be rattling of the dry bones of some
people.
Many thief goes to prison because he
neglects to steal enough TO fee first
class lawyer.
When one girl accuses another of
thinking herself smart it's sure sign
she Is angry.
The market price of a wife in equato-
rial Africa is said to be ten bundles of
hairpins.
No man should pose as theorist UNI
less he has implicit confidence in his
imagination.
In wearing bloomers woman shows
her independence-as well as some of
her other good qualities.
When you borrow money you borrow
trouble, but at the same time you some
times increase the trouble of the fellow
who lends it to you.
Mr.. Webster being asked what was the
most important thought that ever occu-
pied his mind, replied: "My individual
responsibility as man to God"
In the management of his business
the railroad president is given to special
trains of thought.
Some men are SO pressed for ready
money that if they could they would
mortgage their lot in life.
The minds of some men are SO small
that, compared with them, homeopath-
ic pellet would look like football.
1t is said the English prisoners at Pre-
torla are fed twice day on hasty
pudding. And yet some people think
, the Beers are slow. -.
The prudent man thinks twice before
attempting to deceive his wife thrice
with the same old story about being de-
tanned late at the Office,
The man who is held up in the street
at night is not always victim OF foot
pads. Sometimes his friends have to
hold him up to get him home.
II girl refuses an offer Of marriage
and becomes spinstcr, she may regret
1t; and If she marries she may regret II
so what can the poor girl dof
A tongue made Of rubber and resting
on pivot set between the teeth belongs
to New York man. He is also able tc
talk distinctly and freely, and eats with
ease.
I The display Of weather flags from tht
Flagstaff in Duncan Place was begun or
) Monday. The flags will be flown by
| Keeper Walter acting under the direction
Of the observer.
D The crow in New Zealand strikes o,
sweet note as any heard in tire wood
land. The robin has no song and no rec
/, breast; the native hen is the greatest o
rat-killers; there ID . caterpillar which
turns into plant
A woman Of Bath, Me-, has just writ
ten to the mayor Of Galesburg, ILL.,, tina
In 1890 she rode through his town on
bicycle at night without . light, ant
would like him to tell her suitable fin,
! which she can pay and thus relieve hel
3 stricken conscience.
3 A new high power gun just completed
h at the Scott works, Reading, .is callet
the "Brown" gun. This weapon Ia ex
pected to throw : projectile twelv'
miles. The initial velocity Of it, she'll
p| will be enormous and its destructive
4 power, within Ieasonable range limits
\ terrific. j sl. IN