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NAPOLEON AT ST. HELENA.
His Indignation at Being spied Upon
by His Keepers.

dLH AA AGA-e
by His Keepers.
One of the Talks With Napoleon
quoted from DIR. O'Meara's diary in
The Century records Napoleon's indig-
nation at being, as he considered II,
spied upon while living at st. Helena.
II understand" said he, that an
officer is placed here to report about
me and to see me two or three times
in the "a hours and that they are talk
ing of making him go into my chamber
to see me IL l did not come out. Any
person." said he then, with considera-
BILE agitation, who endeavors to force
his way into my apartment will be a
corpse the moment he enters it. If he
ever eats bread or meat afterward,
am not Napoleon. This l am deter
mined on.
81 know that l will be killed after
ward, as what can one do against a
camp? But what of that? | have
faced death many time. Besides l
am convinced that this governor, this
chief of jailers, has been sent out on
purpose to poison me or put me to
death some way or another or under
some pretext by Lord Castlereagh.
Il have seem" continued he, Rus
slams, Prussians, Arabs, Cossacks,
Tartars, Spaniards, Persians, Turks"
there he enumerated a great many
more), "and never In my life before
did l behold so i'll favored and forbid
ding a countenanee or so down and
horrid look. lie carries crime Inn
printed on his countenance. Gil porte
lie crime empreint sur son yisage.) He
is man, to judge from his physiogno-
my, that one would select for the
eommittal of any atrocious crime and
as such has been selected out by your
ministers, suppose, on purpose to
make away with me-"
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stood the Test.

Heeler-Smith Is top OF the heap now.
He can have anything he wants In this
town If he only doesn't get spoiled.
Wheeler-IIe isn't spoiled yet. is he?
Heeler-No. He's good fellow.
Wheeler-WeH. II he isn't spoiled
now he never will be. He was brought
up by his Observation-Disclosures
Press.
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Too lusfnexxlfke.

Stella-Why on earth did Miss Pc
CHS reject Mr.. Boomer? He's making
lots Of money in the advertising busl-
ness.
Behaves. and he proposed to her
by mail In this fashion: 81 can place In
few good papers of guaranteed circu-
lation at minimum cost the follow
Ing notice (pure reading, top column:
Engaged-Miss Birdie Pechis to MIR.
Hewlett Boomer If this proposition
meets your approval, kindly sign and
return by first mail" - Philadelphia
Press.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
ESTATE OF JOHN WELSH. DECEASED

ESTATE OF JOHN WELSH, DECEASED.
Pursuant to the order of o. II. Sproul,
Surrogate of the County Of Hunterdon, made
on the Sixth. day. of November, A. D.,
one thousand eight hundred and ninety
nine, notice is hereby given to all persons
having claims against the estate of John
Welsh, late of the County of Hunterdon, de-
ceased TO present the same under oath or affir-
nation, to the subscriber, Administrator of
aiddeeeased ,withiIrnine monthsfrom the date
of said order; and any creditor neglecting
to bring in and exhibit his or her claim (under
oath or at1irmationl, within the time SO
limited, will be forever barred of his or her
action therefor against the said Administrator
Dated Nov 6, A d. 1899
JAMES T. PETRIE, Administrator.
November Is, 1899.
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Leave Lambertviie for Manunka Chunk s8S
10. 20 am, l.S7, 607 and S.23 p m. sunday, no
u IN. For Philllpaburg and East0n Only oze
Leave Frcnchtown o O5, t0.47 IN, . o. $50 and
$40 M week days, s 80 p m Sundays. For Phil
lipsburg and Easton only, 1902 p M
Arrive al Phillipsburg 40 and ~ a. m, 2'iz'
8 5s, 7,36 and $50 p. M. Sunday $40 p M
Leave Phillips6urg 7.25, 9.45 and II 81 m, 2i7
sea aud $50 P m. Sunday, $40 p m "a
Arrive Belvidere 7,5S, 1929 and ll,53 NJ, d.i9
esq 9bl p m. Sunday 9,0l m.
Arrive Manunka Chunk 500, 1880 and Ii SO M,
s.s5, 6,ss and 9.bs p M Sunday, 1858 NJ,
Additional trains leave Belyidere for Manunks
Chunk 90 and $50 m, and 2 20 IN, sunday
700 M. Returning, leave Manunka hunk LOT
Belvidere s.25, l0,is m, 20, $40 and ioOo r m
sunday, 1910 pm.
Freight or mixed trains leaving Manunka
Chunk at 90 u m, Belvidere 6.l5 a m, Martins
Creek 0 36 m, arriving Length Junction 6bS M,
will carry passengers and mako stops at flag sta
tons north of Phillipsburg
Passengers for Broad Street Station. Philadel-
ph.a, by trains leaving Manunka Chunk 722 m
daily aud i22f, $40 m weekdays. and leaving
Phillipsburg co M daily 90 and sos m week
days 70 through without change at Tren-
ton. A through ear for Mauunka Chunk is at
tached to trains leaving Broad Street station at
600, 9.U6 a m, 1900 noon, oS and 50, p m. by
All other trains passengers TO or from Broad 81.
station change cars AT Ireuton.
Connecticut IL made st N.apnts CLa.x wiz,
delaware, Baekawanna : Westofo railroad; Is.
high Junction with Lth gh Vsiley LshiRh 4 Sur
suehsnna Morris Il kssc1, and Mes Jersey Contra
Railroads.. At LRnibertyille with Fleming on RaR
road At Trenton with tralas to and from hex
York, Camden, Sc
For further Il information sec time tables, whlc1
eaa ~ obtained ktthe ticket ssAces
j. r. WOOD,
General Passenger Agent.
J. b. HUTCHINSON,
General Manager
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Her View of II.

Clara-You must have refused Harry
SPEAKER last night.
Maude-IIow did you know?
Clara-He told me this morning he
had just had a narrow escape.
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Not up ON French.

French Vagrant-Pouves vous me
bonner quelque chose pour manger,
madame?
american Lady = You impuden.
scoundrel, how dare you call me names
IKE that? Why. | could have you ar
rested If | chose State our, II.
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The Parson-I haah de angels done
fetched 70 anudder baby brudder?
'Yaas, but Il Jest seems lax dem an.
gels picks Us cut de blacklist babies I'm
dere!"-Life. Wy
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Political CanfInn.

MARY. how do you feel about this
open-door idea?"
well, the open door is all right, but
think we ought to have fy-screen
door, top."
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He Loved IL

He had taste for poetry:
Although he never wrote it,
He loved to delve In reams of rhymes,
I've seen him do so many times
Behind the printing office-he
Was just a William goat-Chicago
News.
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10 did 70 make N with that
mrs to brsak " III uncle's willr
Fine! litter (. fas all settled up
and the lawyers b. j the estate didn't
owe them a cenr."-Ch:eago Times.
Herald.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

ESTATE OF KEUBEN A. BURD, DECEASED.
Pursuant to the order of o. II. Spreul, Sur
rogate of the County of Hunterdon, made on
the Fourth day of November, A. D., one
notice is hereby given to all persons having
claims against the estate of Reuben A. Burd,
late of the County of Hunterdon, de-
ceased, to present the same, under oath or
affirmation, to the subscriber, Administrator
Of said deceased, within nine months from the
date Of said order; and any creditor neglect
(under oath or atfirmation), within the time
so limited, will be forever barred of his or her
action therefor against the said Administra-
tor.
Dated November 4, A D.. 1899
JACOB S. SUTPHIN, Administrator.
November 10, 1899.
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VFuFtNH H.EN NkRtNtHSUs
why Is It." asked Miss Bookwise,
that literature always dourishes
when queen comes 10 The throneg"
Because. ! suppose" answered Mr..
Knowlines, IF one wants TO be poet
laureate he has to write to the queens
taste. New York Commercial Adver-
tiser.
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What man dare, I dare" he quoted.
We'll, you havn't as yet" she re-
piled regretfully, for 1t was not her
first season at the seashore. Chicago
Post.
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And She Did

Tom Innit-What did that telephone
girl say to you when she broke the
engagement?
Jack Fotts-Ring off.-Judge.
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Trains from Philadelphia and N

Lave Now York, Deshrosles St. Via Trenton
3 co. ITO m, 100, 800, i.SO, ana 600 M sun
cortlandt street 500. il.e0 am leo, 500, 40
and 90 M. sundays GOO pm.
West Twenty-third street station, 100 III 90
m " on, Dab 25 and 8 90 IN. Sundaysb.0o p m.
Leave Philadelphia (Kensington) Gao, LAO, l0po
a IN, Ig.I5. 25O, 4.80 and GA m. weekdays
Lave Philadelphia tBroad street station o
| and BOG a M ~ 90 noon. ESQ. Sh2, 900 aud Iu2
| f. M sunday, 702 p m. -,
Leave Trenton o., 9,b a IN, 100 3.27, Az,
| 81 and 7bS m. sunday 1888 y. m.
| Arrive IambertVille S.3S, 1920 m, l.Sl, i.o2,
| h.n1 q 2a and SO p m. sunday SIS m.
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Leave Pennington 7.i5 m, " 80 ana 3.55 p m
Arrive Lamhcryillc sLOa m. t.2s and :. p m
week days
Leave fambcrtviIis 700 8. %, s.45 and 1i.4i a
M. 2GG 20 and 100 p. M. sunday $40 Il. IN.
Arrive Trenton 7 rs. 8 So 300 IN, 12.l7i 2S9,
56s and FPS p III. sunday 800 m.
Arrive Philadelphia tKensingtoul 9.i7 a. IN.
882 4.5I, 6.25, y m. -unday, 1902 a IN.
Arrive Philadelphia tBroad Street statlon) s.5f
90. 1901 a m, LOG, 34s, 600 and % m.
Sunday, 1901 am.
Arrive New ork via Trenton, 9.2a, 1898 aud
II s8 IN, 2tJ i.53. I 10 and $50 IN. Sunday
il.3sam
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Leave Lambertyille for Pennington SAG a m, 2o7
and 90 y m, weekdays.
Arrive Pennington 9l5 m, So and SSs m
weekdays.
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Pennsylvania Railroad.
THE STANDARD RAILWAY OF AMERICA
PROTECTED THRoIGteeBT BY THE
LRleTIOrtIng Switch gaaI s5ysGa
BEL VIDE oiOA.


On and after November 10, 1879.
Leave Manunka Chunk % and 957 a, NJ. 1877,
as and $50 y M. sunday, ~ m.
Leave Beiyidere 1880 and 1904 IN, 1888, 2.6l
and 5 25 pm sunday, 1880 a IN.
Leave Phillipsburg 7I2 500 and 10 "a m, Leo,
323 aud 555 IN. sunday. 500 IN.
Lea Freurhtown ~ and II 90 a IN, iaS, 1855
and m. Sunday, B22 II. N.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26

ond communication from Mrs. Brett
was read. She also requested the re-
turn of the check to the proper par
ties.
Attorney Steely appeared before the
council and urged the claim of Mrs.
McElroy to the check. saying that Mrs.
Brett had no claim to IL and producing
receipts and notes To show that Mrs.
McEiroy had been putting up all the
money for the ne wtelephone COM
pany.
Alderman Badger said he did not
have the pleasure of the gentleman S
acquaintance but he supposed the
council kne was much about the mat
ter as the attorney did and he there
upon moved that the petition be filed.
He further stated that McElroy had
demanded the money on a previous oc-
casion and said the council couldn [
hold it. The council had acted in good
faith. he said. and he saw no reason
why the check should not be declared
forfeited. The council voted unani-
mously that the petition be filed.
Bids for sidewalk. 2SS feet long and
10 feet wide on the east side of Buck
Ter square were opened and showed
the following figures:
X. c. Lowell. $40: Nelson Larson.
S4S2 40: Nick Carson. s547: w. s
Hoffman. s475; G. w. Kemp. s476.
The contract was awarded to w. S.
Hoffman.
Alderman Ogden asked the council
to give T. T. Smith permission to- use
the Washington Park race track. as
Mr.. Smith had several horses there.
and will look after the park. The re-
quest was granted and Mr.. Smith auth
orized to take charge of the park
without pay.
The city clerk was instructed to ad
vertise for bids to supply the city with
coal and wood.
The council adjourned to meet at 10
o'clock Saturday morning to open and
the returns of the school bond
election
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26
Origin of "Dixie's Land"

The original song. "Dixie's Land" was
composed in 1859 by Daniel Emmett as
a walk around" for Bryant's minstrels
Mr.. Emmett frequently heard the per
formers in a circus make the remark. 81
wish I was in Dixie" as soon as the
northern climate began to be too severe
for the tent life which they followed
This expression suggested the song Dix
les Land" 1t made a hit Mt once in New
York and was speedily carried to all
parts of the Union by numerous bands OF
wandering minstrcls. In the fall of 1860
Mrs John Wood sang ii in New Orleans
in the burlesque of 'Pocahontas," and
before week had passed the whole city
had taken it up. A New Orleans pub
Usher saw possibilities in the music and
without the authority of the composer,
had the air harmonized and rearranged
issuing it with words embodying the
strong southern feeling then existing in
New Orleans.-Ladies' Home Journal.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26
objection Sustained.

Among the curiosities of the law is the
following, reported by the Rochester
Post-Express:
At a term of the circuit court in one of
the up river counties not long ago a horse
case was on trial, and well known
'horseman" was called as a witness.
well. sir. you saw this horse| said
the defendants counsel.
"Yes, sir. y
'.What did you do?"
II jest opened his mouth to find out
how old he was, an l says to him, says ],
old Teller, l guess you're purity good
yet"
Stop" cried the opposing counsel
"Your honor, l object to any converse
ton carried on between the witness and
the horse when the plaintiff was not pres
emit"
The objection was sustained.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26
We Trust II II Becomin.

Mr.. Payne-What! Sixty-eight dol
lars for IN evening dress? Why, 1
thought you were going to have your
last years black lace made over?
Mrs. Payne-I did. dear. had 1t
made over red satin. and that's what
cost so.-Philadelphia Evening Bulle-
tin
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26
BLANK BOOKS.

When you want a Ledger or blank
book of any kind. remember that the
Herald does the finest work in this
line. Give US q chance to figure on
your books. We employ the best work.
men obtainabIe. We will give you bet
or work at the same prices that you
would have to pay in st. Louis.
Herald Ruling and Binding Depart
ment.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26
LIVING ON NOTHING.
Those Who Try to Do Il Are Cranks
Freaks.

|
Freaks.
To live upon Is cents a day is one of
those senseless propositions which en-
anate from the minds of the crank and
the freak The former has the same
ultimate end as the INTERNATIONALLY
with this difference, that he honestly
thinks he Is going to achieve some ben
eft for his race. AS a matter OF fact.
the freak alone achieves anything. As
consequence OF his notoriety he Is
able sometimes to obtain an engage
ment in a side show or dime museum
and for a brief and uncomfortable pc
Rod put shekels into his pocket. after
which nature-which ia represented by
hunger-takes a hand in the game II
death has not interviewed.
As for benefiting the race. that, of
course. Is mere nonsense. for there are
few persons in this or any other civil
lied country whose incomes are only
S1-0J week. Man or woman so re-
duced can always obtain relief. Man
or woman who chooses to loaf and idle
rather than earn more Is not deserving
of pity.
There have recently been two in
stances of persons experimenting on
the possibility of living on Is cents a
day One of them has already aban-
doned the effort Judging from the
character of the > cent meals of the
other, as published in n contemporary.
Journal. those meals must cost more
than appears on the face of the story.
But why attempt to raise a nation OF
misers and niggards? Some years ago
certain persons. more notable for their
blasphemy than for their wisdom.
sought to test the power OF the Saviour
to abstain from food for 40 days and
nights A large number OF expert
mentors proved how perfectly possible
was the effort But no universal good
came of the experiments. There are
still unbelievers. The experiments
proved nothing but the possibility.
Years ago the possibility was demon
strated OF living upon II cents a day.
and an English writer published a
pamphlet entitled How to Live on Six
pence a Day." accompanied by menus
for every day In the year and instruc-
lions for going to market and pnrchas-
ing the food. An immense number of
people made the experiment. clubs and
societies being formed all over England
and Scotland, all the members of
which carried out the programme. But
they all-the societies. not the men,
bers-died a natural death before the
year was out.
After all. the man who feeds ration
ally is the most sensible man. and one
of the wisest of all rules was the week
ly fast day But the 10 cents day
man or the 40 day fast man is only a
return to barbarism and too nearly re-
sembies the enforced starvation and
willing ensuing gorging contests of the
North American savages ever to create
or emulation In a civilized
community.-Philadel Inquirer.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26
A FILTRATION FIGURE

After hurried introduction. IN which
uiu not eaten her name, iouhu myseii
gnding over the polished hoor with one
| ~ U. 'no,e u,s'e uiueeis "noiii Aino
= ps ui'c'ufes "
pri"S Il ie" moments Oh happiness INTO
.h 1 ilte VI :" mani II was the perfection
Vi W M eii ',i ,
n cue " ,,.si s'oppeu' We seated
ou' III " nt'e reSess "n , nes'ieo
at tue sue Oh the corrinor- Although we
mao h ,. met oSiore, we seemed irlehds
vi d hletille. we uiscusseu our reno"
~ as 'neS passeu before US aiohs
'ne CORRIDOR OF wandered arm In arm
ro;a. S.rl.'. Is '"e ""S Vi
..1'ha-. - -. -. ho All ,h;, ..,
cold ra;s;n,, he. - w, ~ III, utu . hai e
- ;, - - -. 80 -, "a =.
show , ,nr7, sonnco ,nJ ,,'hat T nhSa.vsS
| 49, -, 49,
@C,rmsr iou a" tH mnrurr .oJ''
| Sho sr,;,.d n, mo H. ,aa,h ,..r, Mas
Zoe, Pc
~ fonci.d saw him with vou ms,
now no Won tno,v hin, p, sba .sLod
| "Not from Adam" said anpriIv- He
bappeued TO be INV brotber-but. then. I
never knew Adam
We watched the revolving counles for
A., few moments or siIsnce. tben I fe,t a
| light touch ON my arm
| "Do look AT that man" she said "Isn,t
he ridiculous? He hangs over the girl
as il he were going TO kiss her. Poor
| thing"
"Ab tbex do that soms,;m.s-o, -,
dance" said I with \ smotbered sirbN
not smotbered too much tbourb
..Rut not during n dance. surely. IF ia
| a quaint custom this kissinp,,
NV fair companion smoke as II ber
| thoughts wore far awsv I was glad n
was only her thoughts.
| yentured To lightly touch her arm II
was an exquisite arm
"a penny for vour thoughts" or.
claimed
"Tbov ,ra mn, issu.d :, n cham oa;-
t;on :, Che so,d ,y;,h , E,,I. J,u.h
"You are Thinking eft that cu.-
ton, ~, = sn,r.s,aJ
ayes wasNof my s-r, .,ns-;.,,o -,
in
..br. sa;5 rhor. -,, -.
mooni,, IN Tho, "Abw
..Das, - FL, IL. ~
r,,rs oid n - 10 10.
80 -, ,;nt ono-and Oh -,
u. - tots; .L,u
.nd The s,;ci. aos IN ,ba ~ anS ha hmr.
~ -. >, 81 .nS way anu "e NUT
.. s,;c,, Is r ,irt paa asHad ,;,-..;.1
..Thn-s - -
49,, ~
IL, - euo, .;., a.. .;.
-
vi .h,n 49,,
.T. SUI an ue,y ovs' ~
aar;e, 3, - 49,, 49,
aWh, ~ ;,nr;roS . J;t,Ia sr,,,;sa
..yU IL 49,. at. 81 - -
W. -. 49,, ,,
- . 49, IL.
-. 800 $500 -s.,,.I. NJ.
80 ,
D.. ~ Nv III. 49, '.i.;aI. -
~. ":e o' A"'
- - a..
ti -. ~.
$3.50 -, r,h;rI;na so,,r.s rhan No.
,raIrad sloyIv hr ne no,ico5 nv conn.
-, rI,Dco =, hir, I'D ~, shri,.t
80 - ,t,a oornar -, ,ha ra,ass 7
wondered and fol, strangely ,nnoxed 7
r.m.rL.d ,bot n. should 10 d,n,erons nc
y. ,,-as e.r,.;,Iv ns,lr
.ItJa Il n..rb.ns p I;t,Ia un,.;n,vu sba
said ..but. then. so MANY men are like
that Now take vour own c,rriape,,-
.J c,p,, ~ s,id I "I boxen', COT ono
.Dor,, h. siIlv mean of course
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26

TorturinR skin eruptiops, burns and
sores are soothed at once and prompt
lv healed by applying DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. the best known cure for
piles. Beware of worthless counter
feits. Fred Schaefer, druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26

1t Is we'll ito know that DEWITT
Witch Hazel Sslve will heal burn
and stop the pain at once. 1t will cure
eczema and skin disease and ugly
wounds and sores. 1t is q certain cure
for piles. Counterfeits may be offered
you. See that you get the original De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve Fred
Schaefer, druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26

"Snaggs has a queer idea OF college
life," said one university man to an
other.
"So?"
"Yes; he said yesterday. when 1 told
him to get ready for the cane rush,
that he came to study and not to mix
up in riots. Chronicle-Tele-
graph.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26
The Dear Child.

Mother-Why. children. what's all this
noise about?
Little Freddy-We've had gran'pa and
Uncle Henry locked in the cupboard for
an hour. an when they get little an
grier I'm going to play going into the
lions cage.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26
Poor Man.

Mrs. Browne-He certainly does live
high. 1t seems To me his whole
thought is OF his yictuals.
Mrs Malaprop-That's so. He's what
you might call a regular ipecac.-Phil-
adelphia Press.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26

Hotel Pierson. American Plan. . O(
to 800 per day. All out side rooms.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-26

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