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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Last Of the Kite Stations.

Pierre, S. D.. Nov. 3.-The United
States weather bureau has abolished
the kite station which has been kept
in operation here for the past two
years. This station was one of series
OF sixteen established at different
points over the United States, and all
the others were abolished at least a
year ago. The apparatus here will be
sent in, and the efforts to determine
the weather from the upper air strata
will be discontinued. as it has not
shown any definite results from which
reliable data could be secured.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
BEST FOR THE BOWELS,

No matter what ails you, headache to q
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. CASCARETS help
nature, cure you without grippe or pain,
produce easy natural movements, cost
you just 10 cents to start getting your
health back. CASCARETS Candy Ca
thartic, the genuine, put up in metal
boxes, every tablet has C. G. G. stamped
on it. Beware OF limitations.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Clark County.

Clark, S. D., Nov. 8.--Full returns
of Clark county give Mckinley, 9s3;
Bryan, 759 For governor, Herreid, 971;
Lien, I'll. For congress- Burke. 500;
Martin, 969; Moore, 773; Lee, 773 For
senator, Lacraft. 95s Willia. 7S9 For
representatives, Fryslie. republican,
926; johnson, republican, 1854; Lee. flu
sion, $685. Peterson, fusion, SAG. The
entire republican county ticket is elect
ed, With the exception of auditor. This
county, in 1896, gave Bryan SIG, McKin-
ley 695.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
cULLED AT RANDOM.

The American shoe is making its
way in England. Style and price do
the work.
1t is not always the quantity but
the frequency of the drink that tells
ON the man.
The abandoned farms in Rhode ISL
and number $40 according to the states
official catalogue
In one OF his pessimistic moods Josh
Billings said: Most peopls, mean Well
but how like the devil they act.
1T has often been noticed that those
who profess TO despise the rich are all
way. m love with large contributions.
The school board Of FL Paso. Ten,
has issued an order that as n sanitary
measure female teachers wear their
skirts While ON duty.
The finest apples at the Pals aXposi
ton, the ones awarded the first prem
ium, came from Illinois The apples
We're of the winesap varsity.
There is always a chance to get out
of the miro or. as E,ulipides put it,,
"'rhere is, In the worst of mistakes.
the best of chances for a happy
change"
a place where there is often no
room for one morea-the city school
room. Great number of cities report
that the school houses are overcrowd-
ed.
The evolution of drop of water Into
an icycle is rapid and easy. Haistones
| begin their fall as drops of rain. These
| get frozen into ice by crossing n cold!
current of air on their way down.
Robert Burns divided the scale OF
good wifeship into ten parts Good ma
ture four; good sense. two. wit, one;
| personal charms one. The remaining
/ two degrees covered fortune, cduca-
ton, education, family, blood, etc
Nearly SEQ cmigrants a day are be
ing shipped by agents OF the govern
ment OF Queensland from England to
Australia. For every adult shipped al
agent gets $3.50 and for every child h'
is paid Sl.25.
The students who get hazed have ONT
plucky trait-thcy ALWAYS refuse L
peach" on the hazers. In so doing
| They probably have it in mind tina
soon they may become hazeis Them
| selves.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Bids on Fort Meade improvements.

Fort Meade, S. d., Nov. T.-On the
14th of this month, bids will be opened
at this fort for the construction of
number of new buildings for which an
appropriation of 100000 is expected at
the next session of congress. The gov
eminent has already spent about $780,
600 on new stone barracks and other
buildings within the past year The
fort is to be made permanent one.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
J,ca,,lc Comfy.

Huron, S. D.. Nov. S.-Beadle county
complete; Mckinley, l,l20; Bryan, 9l5;
Burke and Martin, l,19o each; Herried,
/, 1886; Lien. 1874. Vance, for state SEN
ator, defeats ldncllley, fusion, by 220
majority and Wilmarth and Davis.
both republicans, are elected represent
tatives by almost the same majority.
Burtt, republican, is defeated for
states attorney by Summers. fusion.
by 90 majority. The remainder of the
republican ticket gets big majority.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Brown County.

Aberdeen, S. D., NOV. s.-Brown
county gives Mckinley 2,197, Bryan
,733. The congressional vote runs with
the head of the ticket. The legislative
ticket falls behind, but is surely elected
by over $50 majority. The republicans
elect the entire county ticket. Every
county in the north part of the state Is
practically solidiy republican.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Brule County,

Chamberlain S. D., Nov. S.-Returns
from all precincts in Brule county in
dictate the following totals: Mckinley,
635; Bryan, 70S; Rerreid 623; Lien, 724;
Burke, 621: Martin. 624; Moore, 723;
Lee, 724. Legislative pluralities in this
county will be: John Wilkes, fusion.
for senator, 113; John stransky, fusion.
for representative. 1876; John Yirsa, fu-
son, for representative, 1873.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Lake County.

Madison, S. d., Nov. Sd. H. Will
Iiams, state senator, republican, N.
Sampson, representative, republican,;
d. Furgussan. representative, repub-
lican; u. Davis, Sheriff. republican,; w.
III. Williams. treasurer, republican; T.
l.. Soper, county judge, republican; L..
Biederstadt. superintendent. republic
an: A. A. Northup, auditor, republican;
state officers and electors, republicans,
are elected by majcrities from 25 to
$50, a gain of 20 rer cent over two
years ago.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
IlrceiVed,

Pittsburg Chronicle: 81 hear that
you bought a gold brick down to The
city, Uncle Reuben said a resident Of
Glover township to returned tray
eler.
That's what the Teller said it was"
replied Uncle Reuben, ruefully, but
it turned out to be brass"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Yank.,on County.

Yankton, S. D., Nov. S.-Full unoffi
cial returns for the county give Nc
Kinley 357 majority, and practically the
same for the republican congressional
and state tickets. The legislative and
county tickets carried by from $50 to
400 majority, with the exception of Il
commissioner In the Third district.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08

Visitor-What a naughty, overbear-
ing child that little freckle-face is!
Teacher-It isn't his fault; his mother
is cook and his father the janitor. OF
an apartment house.-Brooklyin Life.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Union County.

Elk Point, S. D., Nov. 7.-Union coun
ty goes republican by 14O. The entire
congressional. state, legislative and
county officers are republican. Four
years ago Bryan had 143 plurality and
everything was fusion:
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Spink County.

Redfeld S. d.. Nov. s. MclSinley's
majority in Sphinx county is 400. The
same county i'm 1896 gave Mckinley $50
ma jorty. The entire county republican
ticket is elected, with the exception Of
sheriff.
Election returns show that the fusion
party elects Elmer King, the present
sheriff, by about 30 votes. and two
county commissioners. giving them
control OF the board. The majoritles
for the republican legislative candi-
dates are about 200 and for Mckinley
about 400. The latter carried both city
and county.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Made Him Tired.

Chicago Chronicle: Brown--You are not
So young as you were, you know.
Greene-I don't know whether l do or
not. Ages mix me up awfully. If I'm
net 80 young as l was. neither Is my SIS
ter 30 old as she was ten years ago.
Please don ask me TO explain. 1t makes
my headache every time think OF It,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
sul,y County.

Blunt. S. D., Nov S.-Returns from
twenty-one precincts out of twenty
eight in Sully county indicate the fol-
lowing totals: Mckinley, 243; Bryan,
107; Herreid, 2S5; Lee, 113; Burke, 2a9;
Martin, 235 The legislative ticket for
same precincts will have the following
votes: Stewart, senator, 1876; Goddard,
1856; Gerhart, 1856.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
For the Individual.

Lucas Malet: Salvation is for the in
dividual. each individual must find it
for him or herself Souls cannot be
saved in patches. But to each and all
it may. and will, come, if they have
courage and fortitude, and the single
eye which refuses illusion.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08

majority against lii four years ago.
Martin and Burke carry the county
by over 800. Gunderson. for senator,
has 2o5 majority. Entire republican
county ticket is elected excepting
Chaussee for COMM ssioner.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Hughes and Stanley.

Pierre, IS. d.. Nov. S.--Huehes coun-
ty, one precinct missing, gives Mckin-
ley $50 majority; Herried, EGO; Burke,
254; Martin, 254 The legislative dis
trict went about GOO republican. Three
precincts in Stanley county give Bryan
20 majority. The rest of the ticket
went about the same as the legislative
district, with probably a fusion senator
and republican representative. Fiji
teen precincts of Sully county give 12O
republican majority.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08

A thousand men are at work on a
barren sand beach near New York
which is to be turned into a summer
resort, with huge amusement pail
ace" and several hotels. The harbor
Will be created by dredging.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
North Dakota Republican

Fargo, N. d.. Nov. 7.-Retuns are
coming in slowly, but those received
seem To indicate republican plurality
OF over 10000 for Mckinley, While the
republican state ticket is elected by
somewhat smaller figures.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Sold by Druggists. IS cents.

The youngest of all professors at the
universities of Germany is DR.. Sieg-
fried Rietschel. who was recently APP
pointed to chair IN the law depart
ment of Tubingen. He is only 10 years
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Aurora County.

Plankinton. s. d., Nov. s.-Aurora
county gives Mckinley SOP votes and
Bryan 4S6; Herreid, for governor, 49S;;
Lien, 1872: Burke, for congress, 4sS;
Martin. 400; MoUre, 474, and Lee, 500.
]. H. Close is elected to the senate and
Guilford Mullin to the house of repre-
sentatives. Both are republicans.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
$4,000 Per Week

To men with rigs TO Introduce our
Poultry Compound among farmers. Ad-
dress with stamp, Acme Mfg. Co.,
Kansas City. $40.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08

Kansas City Journal: 1t is a Waste.
Of lather to shave am ass. In his
South Dakota speeches MIR. Hanna re-
Trained from using the oratorical razor
on fettigrew
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Hughes County.

Pierre. S. d., Nov. s.-Full returns
from this county give Mckinley 500,
Bryan 29G: governor. Herried bS4. Lien
275; congress, Burke $780, Martin 52S,
Lee 2s4, Moore 2s5.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
DAKOTA BY COUNTIES.
Returns Show Republicans Captured Much
the Greater Part of Offices

Howard, S. d., Nov. SINNER county
elects the entire fusion county and leg
islative tickets by reduced majorites
The republican nominee for county
treasurer is beaten by s votes. Much
scratching was done. Total vote polled,
1875. The returns are not yet in on
the national tickets and amendments to
the state constitution.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Thirty minutes is all the time re-
qnircd to dye with PUTNAM FAlpE-
LESS DYES. Sold by druggists.
Equine Mir,,.

Chicago journal: Euccphalus-say.
did YOU hear that automobile races
have been rule off the roads of New
port?
Dobbin-- Well, wouldn't that make -
horse laugh?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Revenge and Restitution.

Chicago Tribune: II don't care any
thing for the turtle himself" said
Johnny hauling III the creature at last
after having fshed in the pond an hour
OF more in vain. but he's got n whole
can of bait in him, dern his picture,'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Hand county.

Miller. S. d., Nov. s.--Thirty nine on.
of forty precincts i'm Hand county give
a tie between Mckinley and Bryan.
Two fusion members of the legislature
are elected by small majorities.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Moody County.

Flandreau, S. d.. Nov s.-Moody
county gives the republican electors ON
the state ticket over $50 majority: the
republican legislative ticket over 200
majority.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
az. N ac.

Washington Star: Are YOU old
enough to Vote" asked the tourist
in North Carolina.
Il dunno erzackiy What my age is,
boss replied the colored man. But
/ kin tell YOU dis. allus was old
enough TO know better than to ti'S to
Vote
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Nai.uI.iIIY.

New York Press: When u certain
type of man lives inland and has no
chance to settle his hash by rocking u
boat, and the nearest available mush
room patch is 400 miles away, he be
comes u democrat.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Echo From China.

FGHO FTONl EHTHH.
cleveland Plain Dealer The Japs
seem To have made some wonderful!
charges"
Yes, paid $3.50 for that satsuma
teapot.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08

The Chicago grass widow never, looks
out for No. I. It's generally about No.
4. II or Al.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Turner County.

Parker. S. d., Nov. S.-Turner coun-
ty gives Mckinley 1,107 plurality, a
gain of over 500 over 1896. Republicans
here are jubilant over the result.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08
Clay County.

Vermillion, S. D.. No.. Clay coun-
tY Is landslide for Mckinley with 34s
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08

do not believe PIsos Cure for Con-
sumption has an equal for coughs and
colds. John II. Boyer, Trinity
Springs, Ind, February 10, 1900.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-11-08

~ place where there is often no
room for one more''-the city school
room. Great number of cities report
that the school houses are overcrowd
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-27
q q q

What has happened in Montana
in regards to electing a United States
senator promises to be repeated in
the state Of Washington, if Ankeny-
Piper methods continue to prevail.
In the interest of the Republican
party this wholesale corruption of
voters in one way or another for
senatorial purposes should cease TO
be practiced in Washington. When
the Wilson-Ankeny fight was on in
1895 it was very generally under
stood that Mr.. Ankeny put not less
than $4,000 in that campaign at
Olympia. Following this was the
Turner senatorial campaign, in
which money by the thousands was
spent, and a notorious legislative
scandal followed. Then came the
last senatorial campaign, in which
Levi Ankeny again played star, and
again it is variously estimated that
he spent in the neighborhood of
$75, 1000, besides many side contribu-
lions to county central committees
during the fall campaign. Now, if
this gentleman is ever elected United
States senator a repetition Of the
Senator Clark escapade can be look
ed for During the last Seattle mu-
nicipal campaign it was quite cur
rent comment that George Piper had
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-27

The persistent fight that the Sno-
homish Tribune has made for a BIZ
cycle path thereabouts is to be COM
mended. Cities that have already
tried the bicycle paths will say
amen" to the Tribune in its efforts
to have a path built about Snoho-
mish, and perhaps some day the citi-
zens Of Snohomish will meet the
citizens Of Seattle and build a path
between the two cities, and then,
should the same path be extended to
Tacoma and Olympia, it would be a
highway that every citizen in the
state would feel proud Of
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-27

In reply to a question as to
whether the appointing Of War
Horse White as supreme judge
would strengthen or weaken the
Godwinites, the following reply
came: 'It will strengthen them. 1t
is true that White was not in fac
tional sympathy with the God
whites, nor were others who aspired
to the honor, and the selecting Of
White, who could hardly be said to
be in full sympathy with the Demo
cratic party, owing to his rabid
statements on expansion, has made
some very sore spots among our OPP
position, and those men and their
friends will now help to turn the
faction down that was responsible for
Whites appointment. You yourself
remember when Mr.. White was so
outspoken on the expansion ques-
ton that it was very questionable as
to whether he would support Bryan
or Mckinley, and his resignation as
a member Of the national Demo
cratic committee from this state was
asked for by Democrats, who were
Democrats under all conditions.
You just watch and wait, and you
will see what [ here predict will
come out as true as gold"
& u *
The Pie-maker notes that the
Piper-Ankeny club with a McKin-
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-27

The Pie-maker notes that the
Piper-Ankeny club with McKin
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-27

ley mask on has begun to make an
aggressive fight to continue to keep
up political disturbance among the
Republicans in this city and county
Within the week past large banner
has been hung across Second avenue
advising the people that the McKin-
ley club is the only Republican or
ganization in Seattle that Republi-
cans can attend and be in the swim.
Money is said to make the mare 90,
but unless the men furnishing the
money to make these asses run put a
stop to it, they will hear Something
drap," and 'drap" awfully hard, be-
fore another year is with us.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-27
q q u

That woman on whom a $25 fine
was imposed and suspended on con-
dition she leave town at once, and
not having the necessary cash to
leave on, found such liberal financial
friends in Judge Cam and the police
officers, while her paramour was sent
to Jail to serve his sentence, so in
censed were the authorities at the
cOhabitation Of white woman with
a black man, did not leave town as
she was ordered by the court, but
continued her life Of shame until
she was finally picked up and sent to
Jail to serve her sentence. All of
which shows that when men and wo-
men decide to do wrong they, like
the city's "400," prefer to choose
and select their own company with
out the assistance of even the officers
OF the law. The Pie-maker has not
yet forgotten a police officer in this
city who took special delight in vent
ing his spleen about the 'eheadquar-
ters" of his contempt for the "damn
niggers," and so soon as he would be
relieved from duty he would make
Decline for house where an ebony
hued soiled dove resided, and there
for hours revel in her arms. Men
and women will associate with those
they love best, regardless Of public
opinion. Seclusion, however, often
helps them out Of very hard holes.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-27
q u u

It is learned incidentally that
there will be not less than a bakers
dozen Of candidates for the position
Of county autitor, half as many for
that Of county treasurer, equally as
many for the position Of county
clerk, quite as many for sheriff, and
a dozen or more for prosecuting at
torney, with but two in the field thus
far for county assessor. This enum-
Grafton, however, is confined solely
to the Republican side of the house.
The long list of candidates for supe-
rior judges was detailed last week by
the Pie-maker, and with what is here
said as to candidates it will be readily
seen that there will be no scarcity Of
candidates next fall for every place
on the ticket. A nomination is al
most equal to an election this year,
think number Of the Republicans,
hence this wild scramble to get a
nomination on the Republican
ticket.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-27
u q q

The King County Republican
Club is getting down to business,
and with membership now nearing
1000 it proposes in future to look to
the interest Of King county, to the
end that King county will not have
to do all the voting and get none of
the good things, either state or ma
tiOnal.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-27

A political revolution in King
county among the Republicans is
imminent from the look Of things at
present. The Pie-maker heard a
number of prominent politicians
talking on the streets this week, and
they freely admitted that they had
all the Piperdom that they wanted,
and proposed to stand. ''The politi-
cal fight Of Ankeny and Wilson must
be eliminated from King county pol
itics, and that brace of Ankeny
strikers, who are evidently using his
money to continue corrupting the
political affairs in King county to its
detriment, must and will be sat down
upon like ton Of bricks. The old
line Republicans in King county
are quite able to think and act for
their own best interest without their
aid, and if their aid continues to
keep up the political disturbance
that it has for the past two years,
then the sooner their aid is dispensed
with the better for King county.
We need no more political bosses,
and we will not have them"
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-27
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