The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1900-06-06

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honesty; salary $4,000 per year at
least, and you come in on the ground
floor for stock. just lack SO to meet
the expenses of organization, and I'll
borrow it of you for day or two.
We shall capitalize at $5,0000O0, but
probably increase to S15,000,000 inside
of a year. And what is the name,
pleasew
"AIy name IS Taylor" slowly replied
! the canyasser, "but l have no $40 TO
put into your scheme. I'm selling the
Life of Napoleon 1t is printed FROM
new. large type, illustrated by
Eyes, we will call it the Great Amer
lean Dietary Sausage company" inter-
rupted the major, and as purchasing
agent Wen deposit 100000 to your
credit TO start on; salary to be paid
weekly or monthly, just as you elect,
and the dividends on the stock to come
quarterly. l need $40 to see my way
clear, but if you can't spare that sum
give me So And there you are, sir;
there you are"
But / haven't got So"
Don't neglect this golden opportuni
ty, my dear contemporary; don't do it.
The man who invented the Welsh rab
bit made S3,000,OOO and lived to be 80
years old. Angel cake brought its in
ventor $1,000,000 while he lived and
monument 10 feet high after death.
Hoky poky ice cream won't be in it
with dietary sausage. Peanut brittle
and lobster salad have already gone to
the rear. Why, sir, any moment tele-
graph boy may come in with a tele-
gram from the president reading: Con-
gratulations on your dietary; have
only eaten one barrel and am sure
shall be renoBinated. Send another
by express The very next mail will
probably bring unsolicited testimonials
from a dozen actresses and four or five
senators. 1t is needless for me to- tell
you that delays are dangerous. Time,
tide and the dietary sausage wait for
no man. If you haven't got SIS, I'll try
and make So do. Leave your name
and So"
1.-The Life of Napoleon -
"Never mind the Life Of Napoleon
my boy. Napoleon was a great man,
but Major Crofoot wasn't on earth
then. We are not delving in the past,
but digging into the future. Where
Napoleon made 500 you'll make So,
000 Let others conquer the world by
force of arms If they will, but Wen
conquer it by force of dietary sau-
sage. You've certainly got 50 about
you. want to get the organization
perfected today"
"Pve-I've only got a dollar" STAN
mered the canvasser as he exhibited
the bill.
"Well, I'll take 1t and make it go as
far as it WILL" replied the major as
the greenback changed hands. You'll
feel safer for having invested money
in the enterprise. Stock will be ready
in about two weeks, and as soon as
we can erect and equip n factory
you'll begin purchasing stock Yes,
I'll make the dollar do, and you'd bet
ter begin posting up on meats. When
we once get started'-
"But came up here to sell you this
book!'
when we once get started. Wen
use up at least 1000 tons per week,
and you must be able to tell at a
glance whether the meat is juicy
enough for our purpose. That's all.
and there you are, and I'll send for
! bo n
signed. | think we'll make the ground
floor price on stock 20 cents, but maybe
we can scale that figure down little.
At any rate, there you are, and you
can have every confidence that your
canvassing days are ended Turn TIC
the right, please, and good day-good
day"
But listen a minute. came up here
to sell you
"And don't give me away-dOn't dc
it." cautioned the major as he pushed
his caller along. Just keep mum and
saw wood until our patent is secured
and then Wen jump on the whole
world with both feet and boom dietary
sausage even to the drawing rooms OF
royalty. Ground fioor-$15,00O pei
year-golden opportunity. Don't miss
it."
A minute later the canvasser found
himself on the street, and when he was
asked what had happened him that he
looked So put out be replied:
"Why, | went up to sell a man q
$3.50 subscription book, and I'll be
hanged if he didn't turn me out and
get my only dollar in cash besides"
NJ. QUAD.
Does 1t Pay to Buy Cheap.