The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-02-15
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plss,Y q lsss. onir tDbesy ps,s sssb
silssllsE 70 'sE.
-CBaora West, TIE price 81 thsi
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wo1dst " lesp. 10 b.ass before iis fsss
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than ttas.kt Hsttsi lap s.iblsi
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ttsn shtB ihot erss esns oct
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,.d,j o., la al nsti. doctor Tbsrs'
Ioitias tbs nsltst .iik ne tb.i sosld b.
vorit o. 70 roa.
The peer tshte5 copdncior bs 80
rs@.trs 10 'hs l.dy ihsi II the child b.
eide bst ooespie. sest ~ Ds,i pay Toll
fare Tue Lady Vast 40 va meet. yoa
iosiaf Thai. my ha.b.hdl
- btENA tt'e Affo 70 ttsf tbht hlfs ttbs
vnaosi heirs moved V ebert Yes; 90
dersissd four families sLo have lived
nsri door 10 Der bsss 60 moved alter
hssfies hsf sies,
II roiicsd .ftsi you isii the house ihi.
morbias sou ssui bset sg.ip. D5n't
you tsJ.t b.ts ssInctlf Well, Il ~onld
have bec1 greet deal u1lnekiet for me II
hsiar .ots bses Nv wiie called nc.
--Mr Johnson --Da phfenolosisi an g
very citv.h iello~i he told me DIT sb |
hemp Oh hoassiy "a, the biggest be eysb |
awI ME- Jobnson = Yes; sud drn be bii |
de silrsh dolisb 20 sib blm u see II II
vss good obtl
Mr., Linsetsr Il must tell yol about
iho dream | bsd lest pigh,, II va 90
ssinliy pleasant ole. MIss Weary (ipdli
ferentlll -lajeedl Mr.. Lipseref Ye.;
dreamed that | ws hundreds OF miles
away from here. Miss Weary (si,b en-
thusissusl Oh, bos delIshtiall
-0piiei,u Il sabnot sell you spsct.cles
for your busbsod lie must come for
them 10 person. Whist IL the nature Of
bis visasl dei,e Woman "A 8 cert
piece looks bigger TO him than s. bark
note TO other people,
How can you tell mushrooms from
tosdsiools, little boyi Easy. II de guy
dat esis them 10 alive nett Day. deys musb
rooms II he's shifted oii de mortal COIL,
den deys toadstool..
My proudsst bosst declared the lector
o.. Who expected bis statement TO be greet
Cd With cheers, 10 that l vas one OF the
nen behind the guns. How mspy miles
bshiod' piped voice from the gsllery.
-Rhyno tells me be has gone out OF
politics entirely. Thsts true, Political
ly speaking, he was on the fence, and
when The ward Dealers began pulling les
on esoh aide It was more than he could
stand.
NO, he complsined. | have never SEQ
oeeded 10 getting anything Tor nothing.
have slwsys bad TO stnve bard for every
thing that hs, come 10 tie. l. What
about lhe humps you had last winter? bis
wife interrupted.
Id buy thst mule, sid the farmer TO
the colorsd owner Of The animal, II be
wasn't snch blsh kicker. Well. sub. ez
ter dat, / cent speak With any free kpoWl
edge. Dem what be has kicked never
come dowa DO mo ter tell do tale, 80
CART say eI.clIy dss hos high be kin
hick.
Il see that the Yale professor WHO
has been taking snthropometricsl mess
uremeos Of college girls east aud YES.
dnds that their waists are OF about the Z
same dimensions Isn't that . beautiful il
lusirs.ion OF the compensstions Of nsturef
The arms OF the young men Of both east
and wet are shou, OF the same length
My wife 10 = wonderful woman.
Ever write books No. Play. perhspsf
No. Presi lent OF = womsn'. clubf
Wrong again. Has poli,icsl sspirstionsf
Not Que. Then Tor goodness sskes What's
wonderful about btri We live 10 . as,.
srd she succeeded 10 having our jinitor
discharged.
--Wsb.sh at the club Oh, by The
Gay, I've got GOOD story TO tell you. ole
men. I'm sure never told II you before
Dearborn 80 You are positive i,s . gooc
one, sre youf Wabash = Certainly. l.
Dearborn (tesisnediy Go shes6, then
then. You never told 1t TO me.
Crimscnbesk - My vile b. one OF ID.
most wonderful rabber plant, you ever
cav. Yeast WHAT'S so wonderful sbout
~ Yon remember the night We cam, :
home from the lodge togetberf Will ] I
ever forge. ~ Well. the neIt morning J
found . pair Of stics growing on ihst rut b
Der pisnt. n
Il wonder shy spruce is slwsys ssrr
ing his viie 10 beware OF drsitst One =
would think che vss al irresponsible
child. The say be inaes around her 81
Ways saying. Look oat for the irsft. u, Il
dear. or something like that Oh, queer
iis merely force Of habit With him. You D
zee. be 10 . bsnk cashier. La
II nndets,sni that Coshiogson intend, n
10 run lot congress 10 this dis,ric. sssiu.
Yss. and he'll have IL oil bis osn wsy
Voc. Whsi nsk~ you think cot Why, .,
looh ., The rseord be has made, Been it u