davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-27

$3.50 to Chicago and Return Via ID Il
L. q -. W. BY.
Tickets on sale April 80 and May
1. Good to return May 5. For par
ticulars inquire at city ticket office,
ls0S Second avenue Phone 1o4o.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-27

Is Crowded Almost Constantly with In
Valids Seeking Health. Three Months
Services are Given Free to All suf-
fers Who Call Before May 10.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-04-15

The past week has been tine busiest and
in some respects the NEST INTERESTING one
Of the long and very successful engage
ment Of Miss Jones. Of London. Busiest.
because OF the largely increased atten-
dance. which has been such as TO render
the capacity Of her present quarters at
121i PENNSYLVANIA Avenue inadequate at
times to accommodate her audiences the
most interesting because of the strange
and amusing efforts Of some of the visitors
TO assure themselves that Miss Jones Is
really composed Of flesh and blood. like an
ordinary mortal. To convince themselves
here is usually quite a scramble TO secure
the front row OF seats TO which Miss Jones
is escorted by the lecturer for the purpose
of shaking hands with the occupants
In spite Of these convincing evidences Of
the young lady 8 substantially there are
many who persist in maintaining that Miss
Jones is wax. India rubber, or else she is
a spook To those that the scientific eX-
PLANTATION does not satisfy. the beauty OF
the exhibition. graceful poses Of the sub
ject. etc, is sufficient to make the enter
tainment exceptionally enjoyable. To an
other, and perhaps larger, class the mys-
terry appeals and excites a desire to solve
H.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-04-15

Frank b. Cars Indian Maideus' be-
gin weeks engagement at this threatre
with an Easter Monday matinee. This Will
be their first appearance in this city and
from the reports received from other cit
les where they have appeared the COM
pany is composed of artists Of the high
est order and the performance given OF
the Cleanest and most meritoriOus order.
The opening burletta, entitled "POcahou-
tas." introduces Emma Carus in the prin-
Cipal role and Pearl NarqUem as Capt
John Smith. Miss Carus will sing love
song in the genuine Mohawl, language.
The vaudeville part OF the bill introduces
Cunroy and Mcfarland. Irish comedians.
Tom Nolan and Cora White. comedy sketch
duo, Dick and Kittie Kumins. character
artists. Mile DerOsSCtt gun drillist. Ia
Mar Sisters. song and dance queens. and
Campbell and Dare musical emperOrs.
The whole TO terminate with the laughabic
skit, Partisan Follics. Introducing TWEEN
ty handsome young ladies'. cCstumcd i'm
gorgeous attire. during which viii also De
seen the Indian marriage dance Oriental
pas ma-la. and the dansc Ia Paree headed
by The burlesque queen. Pearl Marqucm.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-04-15

II there is such a thing as a bargain" in
theatricals, then Fulgoras Fashionable
Vaudeville Company Of American European
stars. which will be at the New Grand this
week. deserves such an inviting descrip-
tiou One of the most amusing and eX-
pensive novelties ever imported to America
will be seen in Little Fred family Of aero
batic and equestrian dogs. a mammoth
trained pig and a pony nearly possessed
OF human intelligence. Picture dogs that
will 20 through all the eyoIu.ioEs Of a
skilled acrobat and perform the urprece-
dented fea, Of turning double someI4aults
from one mans shoulders to another. and
a huge porker that will initiate the actions
Of a Kentucky race horse. then imagine
two dngs cuntesting with an the zsst Of
clowns in o circus as to which OF them
shall ride a pony in most realistic jockey
fashion. and YOU have an idea Of the anus
ing feats OF this strange family which has
made the theatregd. rs Of Europe laugh.
The Brothers Forrest duo OF musical eN-
centriqree unequaled in their line, form
another big European feature that is sure
to score high. as they are experts on nu
merous instruments and also adeDts in
droll comedy. Ar and Mrs. Arthur Siaman.
in Mr. Sidman's rural sketch, Back
Home. VIII dHOTd lew ltatlul moments
by presenting the most artistic and idyllic
picture Of New England life that has ever
graced a vaudeville bill. Josephine Gass-
man and her cute pickaniuniss viii enter
tain in coon songs OF irresistible character
and Of the very latest type. Barnes and
Sisson are funmakers OF the most lively
kind and are certain to make the welkn
ring in their farcial absurdily. a Mar
rage Broker" Nor viii George c. Davis,
the comedy star, fail to put the audience
in good humor by his inimitabie mOn0logue
and parody chants. The greatest lady OK
pert rifle shots in the world viii be seen In
the Misses Cook and Clinton. vino. among
other remarkable feats. play tune on
xyiophouc by the alternating impact OF
bullets from 22-calibre rifles. Melville and
CONWAY who are leading opponents OF
comedy juggling. end The list Of star feat
ures iu their peerless organization.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-04-15
Only IS Gents
Arlington and Return
ON SUNDAY.
Europe to secure for it every foreign fea

Europe to secure for il every foreign fea-
ture of genuine rarity and merit. it has
constantly added to its attractions and
grown 10 be something really marvellous
in size. variety, and quality Its tents
are the biggest ever erected. IT'S parade a
prodigaI eye-led-t OF spleuGurs and sensa-
tions. its collection OF wild beasts and
birds unprecedented. and its circus and
hippodromaGc performances the very best
that the greatest number Of The greatest
artists and the most astonishing and
amusing trained animals. from 7jupendoua
elephants to slippery sea- lio-s and seals.
present Il has nineteen celebrated male
and female bare back riders. twenty-five
most famousiy funny clowns and wonder
ful aerialists. champion agrObats. and 9th
err arenic and racCcourse uOtabilities in
full proportion. And. moreover. it is run
and managed on the highest plane Of pro
priety with visillut consideration for the
pleasure. comfort. and security Of its pa
irons
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-04-15
A Good Holiday Investment.

II was said Of John Gnpin, the alder
manic hero of the famous ride from Lon
don town to Ware and return. that though
he was on pleasure bent. ne had frugal
mind" and this, perforce, is both the
mental and financial status Of the major
ity Of people to whom holidays are of rare
occurrence. would be robbed Of all their
unselhsh pleasure were not the little ones
made participants therein and in conuec-
ton with which the hard earned pennies
have to be counted. In This connection the
Great Adam Forepaugh and Sells Broth
ers' aggregation Of menageres. circuse5.
and hippodromes which exhibits in Wash
ington on Wednesday and Thursday. April
3 and 26 seems to most satisfactorily an
swer the important question OF whore TO
20 TO get the most and best entertainment
for ones money The New York sun
tersely and emphatically says that it is
far ahead Of the Barnum show. and sue
ceeding to that enterprises exclusive her
itage in Madison Square Garden, it has, 10
say the least, now for two successive sea
sons, fully rivaled its popularity and sue
cess. and firmly and exclusively estab-
lished itself in Greater New forks high
est favor; thus putting the metropolitan
capstone on the wide reputation it has
achieved. With Mr. James 4. Bailey in
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-04-15

-JNDAY-thl At 300 M. for ST PiEBRE-MI-
Qi Zion. per steamer from HliilV.
OBJ Al i.Dj p. m for BERMJ DA. per D.
Pretoria, from Ncv York
MONDAX-te) AZ 1889 q. M. for NASSAU, y.
p. per steamer from Miami. Fla
tc) At 9-l5 p. m. for NORTHERN BRAZiL.
per e. Dunstan from New York. Va Para
and lianaos.
tc At 1I:o5 p. m. Tor INtCUA and HAITI.
per s. s. TyriaH. from New York
tcl 40 HOS p. On. Cor NASSAU. y. p, and
tie PROVINCE OF SANTIAGO, CUBA per S.
s. NdHu. from New York.
TJESpAY-(bJ Al 800 p. m. Tor JAMAICA, per
s. 2. Admiral Faragut. fIom Boston
tcl At tl-05 p. %. for CENTRAL AAiERl-
CA texcept Costa RcsI and SOUTH PACIFIC
PORTS per 8. e. Advance fs9m New i0rk,
via Colon. Mail for GUATEMALA must b.
directed Per s. Advince
(ci At 1i:Cj p. m. for PUERTO RICO. per
{. : Transport. from New York.
tcl Ar HOS p. 10. for EtCATAN. per s. 8.
EIveEsd3lc. from New York. Nail must BE-
directed per e. 9. Blyausdalc-
tcJ AZ II -05 p. m. for CANPECIIE, CHA
PAS. TABASCU. and lICATAN. per g. g.
Vi-iiancia- frcm New York. via Pr0greso.
Mail for other parts Of MEXICO must be d.
rCG.cd Per s. 8. Nigilaucil.'
tcl At Hos p IN. for MEXICO. per g. s.
l.Aa.a. from New YORK, via Tlmpico. h1u
must ie Cirpf ted --Per s. g. irhIka-
WEDNESDAN-C At 1880 a. M for NASSAU.
y T.. pCr steamer from Mimi. Fla.
tcJ Al eos p. "a. for HAITI. per $ s. Pri18
VIM a. from New YORK Mail for CURA-
Gao. VENEZUELA. TRINIDAD. BRITISH aad
DUTCH GUIANA, must be directed 'F-r s.
= Prins WIN. H.
tcl At u:05 p. m for PUERTO RICO. per
= san Juan, from New York.
Co At u:95 p IN. for MARTINIQUE. Qua
DELOU PE, and BARBADOS per s. s. Tails
mIu. from New York.
10 AZ II:l5 p. m. Tor BRAZIL direct. per
g. - Rlgu=3. from New York. via Peuambuc0
ard Bio DC ,TaHeir7. Mail Tor NORTH BRAZIL
must be directed 'Per s. s. Blgusa-
I. az
g. - Dunstan, from New York, via Para sad
MaElos.
TIL RsDNY-CJ) st 2.aJ p. 10. for JAMAICA,
per F. f. Admiral simpson. from Boston
tcJ At 1905 p. m. for IJ Bks ISLAND and
DOMINICAN REPt BLIC. per s. s. New York..
from Sew York.
At II:05 p. m. for BERMUDA. per
s.. s.. Trinidad. from New York.
CO. 40 u 90 p m. flr JAMAICA FORT NJ
ISLAND. SAyANlLLA and CARTHAGENA.
per s.. e Adir0u1atb from New A0rk. tlll
for COSTA RIGA must be directed Per s. S.
Adirondack"
(c At II.05 D. M. for HAITI. per g. s.
Andes. from New York.
(cl At It:0j p. m. for IA PLATA corn
TRIES direct. per .. > BellIur1, from Sew
YORK.
% At HOS p. H. for PUERTO RICO.
CURACAO. NENEZU Ella. SAYANILLA. ard
CARTHAGENA, per e. 5. Philadelphia, from
New York.
TRINIDAD. per e. f. Nl4vIi. from New Work.
: ATTRDAY-(u Al 1880 a. m. for NASSAU. y.
p, per steamer from Miami. Fla
Mails for newfoundland. by rail to North sgd
ley. and thence yia steamer. close here diiy. exc
.ppt sunday. az 1900 H.. and on sundays only az
80 q. IN. 90 OBJ
Mails for NQCELoN. by rail to Boston, ard
thence via steamer close here daily az 3lj p
CUBA NAILS close here via Port Tampa, Fla,
" Wednesday,, Fridays, and sundays at 2;50 o.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-04-15

Fr5m The indianapolis JourEal)
GOOD morning, president
President q whstT'
''Nhy q The Crocus Club
81 dor't belong 20 any Crocus Club q"
'You dou't2 We'll. you've got on the yellow
Get tan shoes I've seen yet.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-04-15
Bon
Ami

Cleans and removes that I'M
wholesome odor from refriger-
ators or sinks. Polishes the
nickel on stoves, plumbing,
etc, or the copper on boilers.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-04-15
THE old CENTRE MARAbT
lis Site Located Where the PreSen;
Structure Stands

At The Rear Was the O1d C1url AVID
10 Had for Close NciEh5ors the
Perseverance, s44S 4-... ... --. ....-
ny aud the ola UatchhouSe 81 thc
District-PHtrons OF EnrIy Days.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-04-15
PosToFFICE NOTICE

WASHINGTON. -. e. POsT0FFICE NOTICE
Should be read daily. as changes may occur a.
any t.mc.
FOREIGN NAILS arc forwarded to the ports 81
sailing daily. and The schedule Of closiugs /, az
ranged on the presumption % their uninterrupted
overland Transit. For Jhe week ending April IT,
lNo. the last connecting closes VIII De made "'ih
tins once as follows.
Transatlantic Mails.
MoNDty-(cl a. a.I5 y. nj. for EUROPE. per
Lahn.' from New fork. via Chcrbourg.
Southampton. and Bremen. Miii i0r iiit-
LAND must be- directed "Per p s. lqhu.'
TT ESDM thl 80 7.lj @. m for IRELAND. per
e Oceanic from view York. via eurtns-
town. Mail Tor other parts of II RuPE must
De- directed --Fcr s. s.. Oceanic"
(ri A; 9-l5 p. m. for n ROPE. per s. -
New York. from Ncw YORK.. Via soutatmp-
tcl At HOS p. No. tr BELGIUM direct.
per s.. g. We.tclulaud from NeW 1ork. via
Aatverp. Nail must be directed "Psr s..
Wesfcrullnd.
WEDNESDAY OBJ AZ ..ll D. m Or EUROPE.
per s. 70 Columbia. from New York. via Ply
mouth. tIcrbaufs. ard Hamburg Mail ior
FRANCE. SWITZERLAND, ITALY. SPAIN,
FuRIT GAL. III RKLN. EGYPT. and BRITISH
lNDlN must De directed Per e Columbia
(hl a 4-l5 q. m. i0r FRANCE. SWfrLEH-
LAND. ITALY. SPAIN. POLITICAL. TJt-
kEN EGYPT ard BRITISH INDIA, pr s. s.
Ia Gasycgue," from New York via Havrc.
Nail Tor other posts o. Europe must bc dircct-
Cd Per r. g. Glsc1suc.'
FRlpAY-tbl AZ 1.lj p. ut. f,r EUROPE, per g.
s. tampanil, from New NorS via Queca-i-
town.
COB sc lI.05 D. m. for NETUERL ASDS die
rect per s.. Amsterdam, from New Nara.
via Rotterdam. Mail must De- directed Per
s. Amsterdam
Ccl At il.o5 p. m. for ITALY per g. s.
kai-er VIM. 10. from New York. via Naples.
Nail must be directed per s. s. Kaiser Vim.
H."
tcl At 1I.g5 p. ~ for SCOT AND direct.
per s. 5. Anchoria from New York via Glas-
Cow Mail must be directed per s.. g. An
Choria.''
tci At i1:0j p. m. iar AZORES ISLANDS
direct, per Trojan Priuce. from New
York
PRINTED NATTER, ETC.-Ccrtnan steamers.
sailing from NcS York on Tuesdays. take Printed
Matter, etc.. for GERMANY. and especially adj
dressed Printed Matter. etc, for other parts o.
EUROPE
American and White star steamers sailing from
New York Wldncsd1y-. German and French
steamers from New YORK on Thursdays. ard Gun
ard and German steamers from New York sat-
urdlys, take Printed Matter. etc. FOR al C1un-
tries for which they advertised 20 carry mails.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-04-15
Mails for south and Central America.
West Indies. Etc.

81 NDAY-thl At 1900 M. for ST PiEBRE-MI-
OF Zion. per Steamer from HIiiilV.
OBJ Al u .oj p. m. for BERMJ DA. per .
pr-Lurln .-.r- NJ. Nur.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-07-25
What the South Favors.

i Eliminate the place hunters and the
politicians from the south and It would
not beilony before the people would be
supporting the economic and Industrial
policies OF the Republican party. Many
OF the Influential journals in the south
have refused to advocate the election OF
Bryan while n few have the .temerity to
support Mckinley outright. The In
dustrlal and commercial interests Of the
south demand encouragement that the
Kansas City. Platform denies them, and
in this predicament the Manufacturers
Record Of Baltimore suggests the fol-
lowing as u platform for the adoption
of those who favor progressive south:
Whereas. In the course of American
politics. the south has reached the point
where foolhardiness will mean loss and
decay, while common sense Will mean
prosperity and progress; therefore.
be It
Resolved. That the progressive south
is opposed to dead issues; that It Is not
afraid.ef ghosts. and that 1t is not
looking backward.
Resolved. That the south is opposed
to men and measures appealing to ig-
norance, passion and prejudice. that
, tend to array class against class, and
that can present no more practical rea-
son for their support than the desire
and purpose OF individuals to retain or
gain public office.
4 Resolved. That the south fayors the
politics at-wiff- encourage and pro-
tect investments within It's borders, will
raise more chimney-stacks OF mills ard
furnaces. wifi strengthen and exterd
railroad systems. will open more miuos,
Will widen the markets for agricultural
and manufactured products and Will In.
crease the means and opportunities for
placing those products In the markets"
We see nothing in these principles
that are In conflict with those enunci-
ated BY the Republican national con-
vention at Philadelphia. II the Repub-
llcan party Is not opposed to the dead
issues and the ghosts In Colonel Bryan's
platform, It is opposed to nothing; ard
II 1t does not foster. protect and en-
courage those things enumerated above.
then It does not foster and protect any
thing. y The Records platform is u
bright condensation OF the Vital prlnci-
pies Of Republicanism.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-07-25
United States in CHM.

The Presidents response to the ap.
peal OF the emperor OF China for media.
ton Is but carrying out the policy out
lined by Secretary Hay. The mediation
OF the United States. however. depends
upon certain contingencies. The I'M
perial government is required to show
thatit has no sympathy with the boxer
uprising. and that 1t Is doing It's best
to suppress the rebellion. Furthermore
the safety of our minister Mt Pekln
must be guaranteed, and free commu-
nication with him opened up before
mediation Is seriously considered.
The independent position taken by the
United States may not please the Grra,
Powers. In fact 1t has already incurred
the displeasure Of the inspired German
press. But Germany has n hot-headed
ruler. who is naturally incensed at the
brutal murder OF his diplomatic repre-
sentative at the court OF pekin. Ger
many Is throwing het troops, into China
for reprisal., while the United Stntes Is
there to rescue her legation and aid tho
other powers In this object. After that
Is accomplished our "entangllng ALI
ances" will cease. however much the
Democratic party Insists that we arc
there for gain and aggrandlzement. The
American policy is direct and to the
point. The motives OF the powers ara
susceptible of other constructions.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-07-25

OF the Philippines and the payment OF
$4,000. 900 for them. They did neither.
Had'they fought then as they talk now,
the chances are that we would not ha:py.n
expanded across the sea. imagine
they were then afraid Of the cars. There
was too much patriotism in the air to
play politics. Since then these SANG
gentlemen, not all OF them, but most OF
them, have done all they could to keep
the: Filipino rebellion alive by their con-
slant fire on the administration, and 1
believe with many others that their
conduct has caused the death Of many
Of, our soldiers and sailors. Now they
talk Of the terrible sacrifice Of lives In
the Philippines. tits enough to disgust
the hardest kind Of a Democrat. Bot.
tor far better, another four years Of
Mckinley than putting such men into
the saddle.
The difference between Mr.. Mckinley
and Mr.. Bryan Is that the former Is
conservative and the latter radical. The
former gave no indication Of domina-
ting the Republican convention, but
Mr.. Bryan, with a boldness unheard OF,
absolutely o ontrolled the Democrats.
Whena man ascends SO high and be.
comes SO powerful and assumes the dla-
.,tatorship of a great party. then 1t be-
hooves. the people to 90 slow and think
several times before placing in his hand
the greatest OF all powers-the presl-
dency Of the United States"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-07-25
How many?
How MANY?
The "NeW" Man,


The shirtwaist man Is comlng-hc Is strut.
ting Into view. : "
His smile of satisfaction shows he's made
his mind up, TOO.
he wears n look that marks the soul by
coolest comfort blest.
He doesn't care what people thlnk-hc's
dotted his coat and vest
And now he is devlslng diplomatic means
and ways - +,
OF introducing pantaloons to wear on
rainy days.
well he plainly sees
That fashions dictates have shut of n
lot of4pfeasnnt breeze,
And II he takes n notion That he wants
It made that way.
He'll have his shirt designed and cut In
bold decolleitc,
And trousers built for rainy days he'll or.
der neSt-thnt'a what,
And wear them I'LL the summer through,
II there Is rain or not.
The shirtwa!st man-hurrah for him. Now
let him set the pace
And give some cooler clothing to one-half
the human race.
Let's have the shirtwnists with short
sleeves and lace Insertion. so
They'll catch the fnintest sort of breeze
that Ger was known to blow.
And don't forget. Oh. tailorman, You
must abbreriate
The trousers, so that all the man may be
In coolest state.
Tho shirtwaist man, Make way for him,
Hos coming Mt full speed.
He marks suffrage movement that the
men-folks sadly need. ~.
Hereafter we'll not be afraid OF women's
SCOTS and snccrs
II we forsake the collar that so hotly saws
= our enrs.-=s. '-....Hr 'f..
And, Furthermore. tn stern demand let us
our voices raise
And call for trousers We can wear In peace
on rainy days.
baltimore American.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-07-25
Why He DESERTS Rryanlsm.

%
1t is hard to impress upon the Demo-
Gratis that the issue they seek to make
paramount In thu present campaign Is
not an issue at all, but Is wholly an
Imaginary thing, and an impossiblllty
In this country. Those Democrats who
question this position taken by the Re-
publican party are respectfully referred
TO the reasons given by the Hon. Jacob
Stern, OF Buffalo. who was for twelve
years surrogate of Eric county. who has
been n Democrat all his life and who
was one OF the staunchest supporters
that Bryan had In western New York
four years ago. but who has turned
away from Bryan and will support Nc
Kiniey. "a
In recent interview In the Buffalo
Express. Judge Stern discusses his ac-
ton and the causes for hts. change in
sentiment. He says: "a
THE general course Of the present ad-
ministration IN the Spanish American
war and since Its close meets with favor
in my heart and conscience. Until these
difficult matters are settled the REMARKS
of the great Lincoln about swapping
horses In the stream are very appllca-
bic. With the end OF the rebellion to
our lawful authority In the Philippines
comes the question OF what Is best for
all concerned. and then we ought to do
the right thing IN n manly. liberty-lov
Ing. American fashion. The making of
this subject a football IN the political
arena is. In my humble opinion, con-
tcmptible and outrageous. t'l,l
The same holds good OF Cuba aud
Porto Rico. In the natural course OF
events these matters will take shape
and as early rs possible. hope to see
the states OF Cuba. Porto Rico and Phil
ippincs represented in our Congrnas. 10
the end that these people may enjoy the
fruits OF this grand republic. 8
Those are my sentiments, and don't
complain about being called an expnn-
sionlst or nm imnerialist or even Me.
Rinlcy Democrat. for In 90 | became
accustomed to being Called an uuarch-
LIT and country destroyer and other like
epithcts. believed then did my duty
by my party, and believing that am
right nov, ! feel l ought to net inde-
pendcntly, And rs Mr.. Bryan wauta
everybody to vote as his heart and con-
science dictate | will take advantage Of
this good advice. ~
The expansion business comes too
late. We expanded long ngo and .hprg
is no more expansion In sight, Mr..
Bryan md the Democratic senator.
aided and assisted In our expansion.
They could have prevented the taking
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-07-25
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

. - -. ! L . D.
A very little woman Is often at the
bottom OF a very big fuss.
/; The yeracity OF the woman who tells
her correct age is above, par.
An old bachelor says that many wo-
men marry because; OF their curiosity.
Ignorance of1the law excuses no one
except the policeman with a pull"
No wonder q man is dissatisfied with
his lotrwhen he is gradually losing
ground. 5
The lawyers version: Let me act
as attorney for nation. and I care not
who writes It's songs"
Man prides himself on his superior
intelligence. but who ever heard Of u
woman buying, gold. brick?
III properly classified, fully 90 per
cent OF the novels Of the day would
come under the head of dry goods.
People may sympathize with the man
who acts the fool occasionally, but not
with the one who Insists on giving a
continuous; performance. : Chicago
Daily News.