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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26

Song Of the UnSucoeSztul.

We z-s she ;oile-s t-aa VAaz Goa aa--e-
TIE Eitls ;hzs - eoo5 II bclL
We meant tzIl vel aa5 - --is- t-l a2rl
AID oar 1z5,z-es re-e zz1i.ola
AID ve are he llzz q taose vha>e si-
Were zills:oze dragging thea doEl
Yea - bad - s-ez; fa- o-r z-:ae-'s 81.
And .ose the vic:o-'s -rcv--
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F-cz her ;esziaS uios ne -ole-
VA, u5as ;Aer- z7-zs -i,A u % Lc---
ia; c-s -.ves were 5z-S z-l -u=t,
Tae eze1 ;sz---.eatel- v-- s--
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ot ;a=a ~ are :; see=s .ty ALL
To hz---E >,-e IN sal
We are sae s5==e-> 200 u.7>e -->:
Conquered The h=sae- claims
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Aa5 T.aysl .: ;zs 5e,Es szne-
We z-e ,ae Aa-5-.-1s i-.s. us5 ss--ye
Zezl-zsly. b.; .a vzza
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AID s--- ue -->: a--la-
We are ;ss 5--t.e> g ,-,>s ua-<e z-y
Wzs sss.al v5;a tr-.-s and Sewers,
BODY z-z t-z-=- vs -e-e >.-u5 zs saey.
b., TIE F-is=s ze-s a-t o-r>
A =isa,y amy -as 81. ranks make.
We shake ;Ae ,rayes As ~e 50
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26

4 candidate for The position ct
teacher 10 a New Hampshire district
school was found sadly deficient IA
spelling, grammar and mathematics,
and il was with a perfune,ory an the
examiner turned to the subject of
geography. Where is Chicago he
asked, selecting questions at random
from a sheet Of miscellaneous queries.
"Well, It r out West, replied the cam
diiate, with the tone Of one who bad
Unexpectedly landed on solid and ia-
miliar ground IN what part Of the
Vest persisted the hear,less exarni.
uer. well, now, said the Young
man. with an ingenious but hee,ing
smile. Il know whereabouts in the
Union Chicago is just as anybody. |
could 60 right there il ! had ticket,
but I haven't got the how Of language
to make it clear, that's the only troub-
L.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
DuffieldS Looming Up Again .

have returned from the city and re
pleniShed my stock of Goods with all
needful articles in Dry Goods, Notions.
Straw Goods. Shoes. QueenSware. Wood
en- and Tinware, Groceries, Drugs, Gar
den Seeds in bulk and papers. full line
of Tobacco and Cigars. all of which will
be sold on the very shortest profit. |
still desire TO sell out my Mercantile
business. hence the close prices offered
to all cash customers. But while keep
store desire now. as ! ever have, To
keep what the people need and call for.
Am always ready TO receive a bid for en-
tire stock and lease of store-houSe proper
". Respectfully,
/ =. MELVIN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
At GibSOn'S Drug Store
YOU WILL FIND
Pure Drugs, Patent Medicines
and Toilet Articles

For spring tonic use Beef Wine and
Iron, 80 cents per pint; Szrsaparilla 20
cents per bottle
TOOTH BRUSHES-We have : good
line Of Tooth Brushes. Nail Brushes,
Hair Brushes and Clothes Brushes. Use
Florident Tooth Wash. recommended
by all dentists. because il possesses anti
septic properties, heals the gums and
leaves 3 refreshing taste in the mouth.
Free from acid. Large bottle - cents
Call for sample.
FISHING TACKLE-Jusi received a
large order OF Fishing Tackle. Lines,
Rods. Reels, Hooks, Nets and Minnow
Scenes.
We are selling Hammocks cheap, also
Psint and Paint Brushes
To rid your poultry Of ice use Dr..
Hess Instant Louise Killer; Insect Pow
der. Moth Balls and Paris Green.
TRU SSES-We sell the American Sill
yer Truss. positively the best. Salisfac-
lion guaranteed
kNIYES-Just received & nice line Of
Pocket Knives.
PRESCRLPTIONS-Pky Physicians Pre-
sryibti0Hs FILLED acitk arrwacy-Ho
SH5stitnti0E-pars, honest Medicines
and 81 Registered Druggist only
RaSDecrfu1ly
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
NEW Vol. 35.--NO. 3S.

thousand Lures that are spread for
them along their way and deposited
their eggs, they pass into a swift de-
cline. Their shouts oentort into Ions,
hooked beakS; their tat, rouud sides
shrink, and their once strong fms wag
fssbly and lis;lessly. They have fol-
filed their mission IN life, and al that
Is EFF 70 them is 70 3is,-P5r,l5nd
l-s-----,.-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

To the Creditors of Mary Z. Thompson, De-
ceased
In pursuance OF a Decree OF the Circuit
Court OF the County of jefferson, made in a
cause therein pending, TO subject the real es-
tate OF the said Mary +. Thompson TO the
payment of her debts, you are required 70
present your claims against the estate Of the
said Mary l.. Thompson for adjudication to
]. 3. Bragonier, Commissioner, at his office
in Shephe rustown, in the said county, on OF
before the 10th day OF August, l9OO.
Witness Jno. NJ. Daniel. Clerk of said
Court, this l4th day of June, 1917.
JNO. NJ. DANIEL, Clerk.
July g. l9OO-6w.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
Piles or Hemorrhoids.

No detention in Hospital for months or
years.
No stopping OF the bowels for ten 10 fifteen
days.
No Ether, Chlo-oform or other dangerous
sDSsSlLsIcs.
No delays, treatment concluded in three TO
i've minutes
No detention from business or pleasure.
No ,orIuTiuE expanding specuIum.
No formidable array Of assistants.
No heroic dosing with opi sleS.
No gaping wounds. Unhss ed cUts. or stlic-
tunes.
No crushing. cutting o. bQyDing.
No blood poisoning or Pyaem-s.
No iDcODTineuce of fsceS-
No destruction u The parts.
No lifelong iuValidlsm.
No starvation tOT weeks.
No discomfort.
NJ fss'rrs no deaths
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26

Ma-Do you know who 1t was
rang the door bell just now, Robbie :
Robbie-Yes'm. Il was a man.
Ma-What did be waBt2
Robbie-He came TO see Pa about
collecting a bill.
Ma-DO you know where he went
Robbie-NO'm. I heard Pa tell
him where to go, but don't think be
went there
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26

Aunt Mehitabel (reading the Police
Court news)-Well, well there's one
thing I'd never do. III had so chill.
dren Ia never name one Of them
Alias. Seems a. If they're sure TO 80
wrong.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
IN CHANCER'
In the Circuit Court OF
1affa rSnrn 4

Jefferson County, W. Va.
Extract from Decree, June II, 1900.
II is adiudged. ordered and decreed that
this cause be referred 10 J. 5. Bragonier. a
Commissioner of this Court, with instr uc-
tions TO state and settle the account of VIM.
A. Thompson as Administrator OF said Mary
E. Thomp son, decd, ascertain and report
the real estsSe OF which said Mary Z. Thomp-
son died seized and possessed. in this county,
with it's value and annual rental value, and
audit and report the debts and liabilities
against the esta te OF said Mary <. Thomp-
son, decd, and auy liens against her real es.
tate stating the respective amounts and
priorities. together with any matters deemed
pertinent by the Com missioner, or required
by any OF the parties, notice OF the time and
place of executing this decree TO be given by
public ation once week for four successive
weeks prior thereto, in the Shepherdstown
Register, newspaper published In this coun-
~, and make report TO the next term OF this
Court, and the Clerk is hereby direc.ed 10
give, by posting and publishing in said news
paper, the Notice 10 Creditors" OF said Many
L. Thom pson, Decd, required by Section 8,
Chapter Sc OF the Code or West Virginia.
\ Copy, Teste.
JNO. NJ. DANIEL, Clerk.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
Commissioners Notice !

VIM. A Thompson. Administrator OF Mrs.
Mary r. Thompson. deceased, Plaintiff
against
Emma l.. Thompson. Ida J. Hauger and J. l.
Hanger her husband, Robert F. Thompson,
Francis Mierley. Emma V. David and Jas.
q. David her husband, Chas. J. Gordon,
oscar, Lorraine, Stella NJ, and ChaS. Mier-
lev and Edgar F.. Ida NJ, stella l., Ruth
f. and Grace Gordonthe last nine minors.
Henry J. Seibert, and Geo. W. Johnson,
Trustee. Defendants.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26

4 Connecticut farmer proposes 10
reconstruct the Garden Of Ellen, bat
he does not expect to have 1t ready
before the fall
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
JNo. NJ. DANIEL. Clerk.

Notice is hereby given that Will execute
the provisions OF the foregoing decree at my
Office in Shepherdstown, West Virginia, on
August /, lS0O.
Given under my band the Sd day of July,
-' ]. 5. BRAGoNIER, Commissioner.
July S, tSoQ-iw.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
The Rectum, Its Importance.

The ReciCrn IS one @. the most i'm poTtani
OrEA-s Of The body.
through i = large portion OF the waste,
rrete. sud poisonous matter generated in
LLS system = expelled.
N-sn the functions q this organ aTe inter-
teret with. these poisonous elements are re-
tanned = the system, poisoning the blood,
cIuEEirE The glands. lmpa!TiDg nutrition and
ass p,.aI.Ol and eugen-ering diseases that
nol only cause great suffering Int destroy
life.
Disturbed digestion. 6eTsng cement OF the
oeryoCs system, rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Caiarrh, diseases OF Inc heSrl. liver, kidneys.
blzC6ers. uterus, s.. these sT!ss irOn retained
tecsl matter N The rec;Um, caused by inter
IA. piles. ulcers structures and other causes
thai OtsIrCci the canal.
Ics majority OF these diseases are readily
cured. without cutting, tying or oruising.
thousands Of people s - daily dying rom
operations. bCi with my system Invariably
the treatment : decided success.
! have cured men - years old, children two
years old.
Ny system Of treatment causes no deten-
IiOn from business or pleasure.
The old or Hospital way of treatment lasts
frum one 10 fOET hours. whilst my tTeatIn eni :
consumes arolI I've minutes.
Can furnish The besi references from the
Oldest and best physicians aud druggists OF
Il : city. besides hundreds Of Others, who
gladly testify a. 10 my st:Aty.
n = u Mbi4ipr
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
AXE NOTICE

Offering line of Mems and Boys
and Plow Shoes in good condi-
I'd durable at cost, and bought
-.s ley cost less than now.
ssh. me Of Ladies Dress Goods, Sat
...-. Lawns, Alpaca LustreS, Bedford
l.',s aud Dress Ginghams, White Goods,
81, al cost.
q 50 line Of Mems, Boys and Misses
F.y Goods at close prices, cost and less
a". cost In fact am offering all Dry
,-t'ds, Notions, Shoes and Hats at great
y s-uced prices for the cash, and to
'e. yonsible parties on time. Invite an
Inspection u of goods and prices. All Mer-
Chantable Marketing taken in exchange
Iof 6 goods. My purpose is to close out.
respectfully, ]. S. MELVIN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
VIRGINIA COLLEGE
For YOUNG LADIES, Roanoke, Va.

Opens September Is. 1900 One of the lead
ing schools for Young Ladies' in the South.
Magnificent buildings. all modern improve
ments. Campus ten acres. Grand mountain
scenery in Valley OF Virginia, famed ior
heskh. European and American teachers.
Full course. Superior advantages In ART,
Music and Elocution. Students from thirty
states. For catalogue address
MATTE z. HARRIS. President.
Roanoke, Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26

Genuine Oliver Chilled Plows
and Repairs,
Tiger and Farmers Friend Check-Row
Corn Planters,
S.r.lg.To5,h Lever and Float Har-
rows,
N-v York Champion Hay Rakes, t.
Ger and Granger Hay Rakes,
Mccormick Binders and Mowers,
Brown Cg,ti7atOrs,
Single and Double-Shoyel Pl0ws,
White Sewing Machines,
S-a.s ana Tool Grinders,
Repairs :os al kinds Of Implements
a-3 Machinery.
uur stock is large and our prices are
JOSS. Ca. and see Us. Respectfully.
a. :. cambridge x CO.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
A. S. cambridge & Go.

We Wish g. call yCUr attention % the
following cP9ru.araEd Se4s0ua6,e Goods.
which we l.w have ol exhibition.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26

The baker rarely ever eats az much
bread as lie kneads.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26

It's the fast young map who Is
usually slow in paying his debts.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
E. W. ATHEY,
Contractor and Builder,
Shepherdstown, w. Va.

Offers his services to the people of
Jefferson and adjoining counties. Barn
building and farm work speciality.
Estimates furnished free upon apph-
cation-correspondenee solicited.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26
Brown Wagons,

with Ste-. >keins. al sizes and
fully warranted
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-07-26

The Register one year for
doIlar: six months for 30
.s,ts; three months for 25
,snts. Want TO try il?
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-11-17
making nv rounds with the cockroach

making my rounds with the cockroach
powder. You see how it is yourself
"She looked at me su~spiciously, and
beyond me into the hall. Then she
said: L suppose you think yourself
smart?' and flounced off.
Il told my wife that it was some
f~oolishness of yours and not to answer
any more rings that evening. That
was how it was that we missed your
kind call, l suppose. There were about
is rings altogether. and finally 1 got
tired and went out for a walk to COM
pose my nerves. When 1 got back
there was another man standing on
the steps and leaning up against the
bell button. 1t appeared that he
wanted some carpets beaten, too. 1
think l lost my temper and said some
ungentlemanly things to him, because
l know that he wanted 10 whip me,
and he was going to try to crafty
himself when a policeman came up.
Then he explained and produced this
card in justification of his intrusion
on the privacy of my home"
Dugway tossed the card over 20 his
friend. 1t was inscribed:
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-11-17
AN IRISH JAUNTING CAR.
Odd Article of Transportation Met
With in the City of
Dublin.

A long line of vehicles, outside cars
and cabs, some of them battered and
shaky, others sufficiently well look
ing, was gathering on two sides of the
green, says Kate Douglas Wiggin, in
Atlantic, for Dublin, you know, is
1.-The car-drivingest city in the world"
Francesca and L had our first expert
ence the other day. 1t is easy to tell
the stranger, stiff, d%ecorous, terrified.
clutching the rail with one or both
hands, but we took for our model a
pretty Irish girl, who looked like
nothing SO much as a bird Oh a sway
ing bough. 1t is no longer called the
%"jaunting," but the outside car, and
there is another charming word lost
to the world. There was formerly an
inside car, too, but it is almost I'M
known in Dublin. though still found
in some of the smaller towns. An
outside car has its wheels practically
inside the body of the vehicle, but an
inside car carries its wheels outside.
This definition was given us by an
Irish driver. but lucid definition is not
perhaps an Irishman's strong point.
1t is clearer to say that the passen-
ger sits outside of the wheels on the
one. inside on the other. There are
seats for two persons over each of the
two wheels, and a 'dickey" for the
driver in front. should he need t. use
it. Ordinarily he sits on one side,
driving. while you perch on the other,
and thus you jog along, each seeing
YOUR own side of the road. and dis
cussing the topics of the day across
the well. as the covered-in center of
the car is called. There are those
who do not agree with its champions
who call it "Cupid's own conveyance"
they find the seat too small for two.
companion occupies the opposite side.
To me a modern Dublin car with rub
Der tires and a good Irish horse is the
j~olliest conveyance in the universe;
there is a liveliness, al irresponsible
gayety. in the spring and sway of it;
an ease in the h~alf-lounging position
against the cushions. a unique charm
in travelling edgeways" with your
feet planted on the step. You must
not be afraid of a car if you want to
enjoy it. Hold the rail if you must,
at first, though it's just as bad form
as clinging to your horses name
while riding in the Row. Your driver
will take all the chances hat a crowd
ed thoroughfare gives him; he would
scorn to leave more than an inch be-
tween your feet and a Guinness beer
dray: he will shake your %flounces and
furbelows in the very windows of the
passing trans. but he is beloved by
the gods, and nothing ever happens
to him.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-11-17
A TIP TO A SCHOOLBOY.
Canon Farrar Testifies to EniOyfnr
the Company of an Eng
lish Lad.

When Dean Farrar, then only q
canon in rank. vas travelling in a
third-class compartment on an Eng
lish railway he opened a conversation
with his fellow passengers on a IA
miliar topic. The conversation soon
became general, but a youngster of
10 returning to school was seated in
q corner listening to all that passed,
but too shy to join in. The canon
espied him and good-naturedly adj
dressed a remark to him from time
to time. At an intermediate station
the compartment was emptied of all
but the clergyman and the school
boy. Then the conversation veered
promptly on to sport and kindred
subjects. Over half an hour elapsed,
the canon shook hands. smuggling a
five-shilling piece into his palm. To
the eternal glory of the schoolboy be
it recorded that he hesitated to take
the tip. I've enjoyed the talk, sir,
and l never knew that parsons were
that sort before" he said. The COM.
pliment, though vague, was genuine.
"You needn't mind taking l. from
me-" he rejoined in reference to the
tip, adding, with a twinkle in his eye,
Its ure to come in useful"
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-11-17
TWO-NOSE'S K OFF.
Indian Killed by HaiIstOnes After
Having Been Twice Danced
Over as Dead.

Word comes from the Rosebud re-
servation of the death Of Two-Nose,
one of the old blanket Sioux, who has
had a varied career. reports the Min
neapolis Tribune. His death was
caused by hail while in an unprotected
part of the reservation. his body being
mutilated with hailstones. Two-Nose
was twice before subject of the sorrow
dance among the tribe which revered
him.
When a young man he. with the
young braves. was engaged in diving.
in which he excelled. The young Sioux
dove from the bank with the avowed
intention of crossing a pond 100 feet
wide. As he failed to appear upon the
surface again. his companions reported
him as having been carried away by
evil spirits. The camp was accordingly
moved. the sorrow dance and mutila-
ton of relatives resorted to. and the
medicine man of the tribe was impor-
tuned to allay the evil spirit. Three
days later Two-Nose came into camp
in a half-starved. wholly exhausted
condition. He had actually dived
across the pond and entered the SUBJ
merged passage OF a beaver den. Twice
he eSsayed to rise to the surface and
each time struck the top of the pass
age: finally. in a state of strangu.a-
ton. he reached the air chamber where
the beaver slept. In the inky blackness
he was unable to again find the pass
age. He accordingly began digging
his way out with 4 piece of wood he
found in the den. and had soon COM
pletely filled up the passage by which
he had entered. After three DAYS and
W nights of incessant labor he sue
ceeded in reaching the surface of the
ground. This exploit raised him to the
dignity of a medicine man who sue
c~esSful.y defied the evil spirits.
As chief medicine man he had q
dream in which he was told that he
could fly like the eagle. He spent years
in gathering together the various herbs
and fetishes he was instructed to use
in order to make him float in the air.
The old fellow had faith in his med
icine and never took the precaution TO
try it on a moderate elevation. but
went TO the top of a cliff and. after
properly amounting his body. jumped
Off and began tapping his arms as a
bird would its wings. But he fel. to
the ground and was picked up for dead
and his funeral rites again solemnized.
Again he fooled the sorrow dancers by
reviving and lived until a few DAYS
since. when the hailstorm finished him.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-11-17

Love isn't quite as comfortable as
iaziness. bu: it's a lot cheaper.
\ woman's heaven would be a dead
failure without it had Il little fuzzy dog
in it and a big garnet.
A woman gets most of her happiness
out of remembering how miserable she
was some particular time before.
A woman is considered bright by the
other women by the number of kinds
of a fool she can make of a man in five
minutes.
Every time a I'M sits up half the
night acting sweet to a lot of men she
wakes uR the next morning and acts
ugly to the one she is married to.-N. Y.
Press,
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-11-17
HUMOROUS.

"Miss Anteek seems very much in
terested in that homely old musician"
"Yes. She heard that he made over
lures quite frequently."-Philadelphia
Press.
What does Mildred mean when she
says that she is engaged in campaign
work. She means hat she is writ
ing her letter of acceptance to Theo-
dore."-Denver News.
Mrs. Smith-'So Hattie is going to
marry Mr.. Stickker, after ALE" Mrs.
brownies. she was forced to it. 1t
was the only way of ever having an
evening to herself."-Boston Trans
cript.
She-'I heard about your elopement
with Gertie Giddygirl, Mr.. Shocks. Has
her mother forgiven you?" He-"No
fear! She knows how to pay off an old
score. She has come to live with us!"
American Fun.
An Unfortunate Occurrence.-Lxcin-
da-"What stahted de row at de sta
tion" Melinda-'Dat vulgah Jim
Johnsing went a little too fab" Lu-
cinda-"How's date" Melinda-'Why.
he frowed a hull rice-puddin' at de
groom!"-Puck.
A.-"How did your automobile jour
ney turn out?" B.-"Beautifullyi Al
though 1 ran over two pedestrians and
three bicycles and knocked two wagons
into a ditch. my motor was not at all
injured and l arrived just on time
Fliegende Blaetter.
Griggs-'Women are funny things.
Wonder why a woman instead of put
ting her po%cketbook in her pocket al
most invariably carries it in her hand?"
Briggs-"Perhaps she thinks that
some man may come along and seek
that hand in marriage" Boston
Transcript.
House Owner-"You didn't pay the
rent last month" Tenant-"No? Well,
I suppose you'll hold me to your agree
ment.' Owner-"Agreement - what
~agreement?' Tenant-"Why, when 1
rented you said 1 must pay in advance
or not at all."-Columbus CO., State
journal.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-11-17

"Yes, it was Vance," said Dugway.
"One of his friends had one of those
little printing presses, and he got
about 10000 of those cards printed on
it and pushed them under every door
within a radius of two miles. 1t cost
me a dollar over and above the cost Of
the printing to get the edition re-
and it was a week before our
bell got a rest. He said he
thought he could get a boy he knew
TO do the work on a commission."-
Chicago Daily Record.