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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-11-17
"A Reflection:

: -. T." "A ReHe ctlOn.s ~ 1879. "
Mrs. Johnson-What said to Mrs.
Simpkins was dat I didn't b'leeb yo'
husband ebbah robbed a hen roos' in
his life. ) 5.m.a- Il ~. Len ! , 55 h 5aiS
Mrs. 4Black--You doan mean to in
sinniwate he amt got de nerve?--
Puck. S, t=5 2~>4s .. f;E s's
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Don't They, Every Dayi
q 81 lice rem = men funny
Laura ~ es, they are; suppose q.
lot OF women No.1l Id az IN FAINT as
tic stunes az s. pa ade g Detroit
Free Press. sss
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A woman should be chary with her
kisses and caresses, even with her hus-
band. We get tired even of canvas
back duck if we have it every day..
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Ho! FOR OKLAHOMA!

Subscribe for THE KIOWA CHIEF, devoted to infor-
nation about these lands. One year, $1.00. Single
copy 1Oc. Subscribers receive free illustrated book
on Oklahoma. Morgan's Manuel (210 page Settlers
Guide) with fine sectional map s1.00. Map 25c. AL
above, Sits. Address Dick 7. Morgan, Perry, o. T.
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Always Ally

q s>fs Always Alive. e. Z IS S4 ss HI
New Foreman Little short Of copy.
sir. :5sS$ ! s5.& as5#7 I<ss~ w
Editor--Dor yen know the stand
ing rule Of the oEce? 81 sI tsss
New Foreman-No, sir; what Is it?.
Editor-When short Of copy, always
run the portrait of the dowager em-
press Of China. cleveland Plain Deal
: er. 49, - ., @ ~ s5 Is.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-11-17
Michigan Oieo,narsarine L.w.
Poultry Rrlers.

NIirhtgan Oieoinargarine L.w.
81, The following is the substance OF
The Michigan law relating to the sale
of oleomargarine::
All compounds Of animal or vege-
table fats made in imitation or SEM
blance OF butter. or calculated to be
used as or for butter. must be known
md designed as Demonstrating. n The
80 Of tho name Of a1r breed of dairY
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Individuality of the Cow,

~ The ability to utilize food and con-
vert it profitably into milk and butter
is a quality of COWS that varies with
individuals. The variation is in the
amounts Of milk and butter which
different cows make from given
amount of food, and is spoken of as
the Individuality of the cow. Among
both ordinary COWS and cows of pure
breeds the variation in this respect is
quite remarkable, as illustrated to a
marked degree in the study of the
herd owned by the Connecticut Agri-
cultural College that was made during
the year 1898. According to this study
the COW with the best record produced
during the year 500 pounds of butter.
at a profit Of S42.82, while during the
same time the cow with the poorest
record produced 172 pounds of butter.
at a loss OF $4.09. Even in compari-
son of the five most profitable cows
with the five least profitable, the diff
ferences are still remarkable. The
former i've COWS produced butter at
an average OF 400 pounds per COW for
y LIZ
while the latter five cows averaged
218 pounds of butter each, at an av-.
erage profit of 81 cents Similar diff,
ferences in the individual qualities of
different COWS are observed in the
comparison of the production of milk.
These variations in the amount of but
ter and milk produced by individual
COWS in this herd are not exceptional.
The records of station herds where in
dividual records have been kept show
variations fully as great as these.
We frequently hear wonder ex-
pressed that Denmark exports butter
and imports oleomargarine The truth
is that in Denmark zoleomargarine is
sold for what it is. and the farmers
there eat oleomargarine and sell their
butter, making, as they figure it, a
profit in the transaction. Notice this,
that they buy their oleo at about Is
cents a pound retail after it has paid
all the expenses Of its ocean voyage
That is a lower price than the aver
age American pays for it, for he free
Quently pays 20 or 25 cents pound
for it, as he buys it as butter. To COM
pei it to be sold only under its own
name is the great fight Of the Amerl-
can dairyman. It lis probably true
that Denmark last year imported from,
the United States 35,0O0,o0O pounds of
CLEO oil, but that imp ortation did not
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-11-17

Some articles must be described. Whites
Yucatan needs no description; it's the real
thing. - .l&.. i.
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Contradictory.

Mr.. Corntossel-Blame II I en- .un-
derstand these here theater troupers.
Mr.. MISUNDERSTANDING the mat
ter? 49, $G- - =. g - = J-:s -
Mr.. Corntossel-Why, they ,adver-
tised this here drammer O. 9TH Black
Vow O. Vengeance as havin' plenty O.
life in it., an blame + they don't kill
sixteen people in the first act.-Balti-
more American. ~ 'sr+ -
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-11-17

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gums reduces In
hammaon. aays pain. cures W1ud collie. Csc bottle.
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am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-Mrs- THos. RoBBINs,
Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y. Feb. II, 1900 . :
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FITS Permanently Cured. Ho1rs ornervocsness after
drst days OF DR.. Kine's Great Nerve Restorer.
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treariso.
In. R. q. KLINE, std. 93l Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-11-17

n With a woman, her soul should al
ways be as well clad as her body
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-11-17

Thirty minutes Is all the time re-:
CURED to dye with PUTNAM FADE
LESS DYES.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-11-17

"a wife is willing to- be obedient, but
she hates to be considered slave. S.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-11-17

Every farmer should read the Osborne
Co.'s small advertisement in this paper.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-11-17

a. domestic wife is a blessing, but not
if she is too domestic.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-11-17

Faded hair RECEIVERS It's youthful co'5r and soft
ness by the use OF PARKER's HAIR B. .4sAN.
HINDKRooRNs, the best cure for -.,rns. s15ctS ~
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What good is needles eye to it? IT
can't see the point. = = * ::
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-11-17
Are You Using Alien. Foot-Ea.e,

It is the only cure for Swollen,
Smarting, Burning. Sweating Feet,
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
! Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Adj
dress Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. t.
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Femininity's Ideal,

. :; g. Femininity's Idea1.4 49, -.
He-Isn't that Daisy Putter at the
next table? e.. ~ .#,.E::%'
Ruth Whittington-Yes. She is look
ing for an ideal. *~*s.~ = -. 4 # sSs
What kind of a man is that?" Z g
ooh, any millionaire. Life. ~.
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No novelist of Is 81 lent day works
like the <Dfcke
, 1900-05-24
SITUATION AT ST. LOUIS.
General Strike Threatened In sympathy
with Street Car Men.

st. Louis, Mo-. May ia meeting
of Central Trades and Labor Unions
executive boards was held last night
at Walhalla hall for the purpose of
considering n strike in support of the
railway employees who are on strike
against the st. Louis Transit Com
pany. The meeting convened ut $40
O'Clock and adjourned at 12:50 this
morning.
The delegates Endorsed the strike of
the former employees of the st. Louis
Transit Company and resolved to rec.
Ommend to all members Of trades and
b organizations in st. Louis that
they hold themselves in readiness to
suspend labor when called upon to do
so by the executive committees of the
Central Trades and Labor Council,
Building Trades Council and Street
Railway Mems Union.
The action of the Central Trades and
Labor Union is not decisive. 1t will be
necessary for the delegates at the
meeting last nigth to report to their
unions. Each union will then vote
upon the question, and only those
unions whose members vote to strike
will walk out If the call comes. A
three-fourths vote of each union is nee.
essary to declare Il strike.
, 1900-05-24
STAGE HELD UP.


Stockton, Cal, May 1S.-Two Yo-
semitic valley stages We're held up last
night at Big Oak Flat by n one high
wayman. one stage was going into
and the other coming from the park.
The robber secured about $3.50.
The hold-up occurred where stages
to and from the Yosemite pass each
other. There We're five passengers in
the first stage. When 1t reached the
scene, the bandit leveled his gun mt the
driver, commanded him to halt and or
dered the passengers to get out and
deposit their coin in II pile in the road.
This was done in n few minutes. The
robber made no call for the treasure
box. AS soon as the passengers had
made their contributions, the highway
man told the driver to 20. Before he
got started, the second stage, with four
passengers, drove up and the highway
man ordered this to stop, telling the
driver Of the first II To move IN.
1t required but n few minutes for the
robber to secure the money of the oc-
cupants of the second stage, two of
whom were III
From h first lot of passenger the
robber secured about S125. The most
that any one man contributed was $40.
He had $50 with him, but did not
part with IL all. Some of the passen-
gers gave up all they had. From the
second stage it is estimated that the
highwayman secured about S120.
Two men suspected Of holding I'D the
stages are under arrest ut Oakdale.
, 1900-05-24
'IncIudlng Nebraska.

Moderate as is Wyoming's produc-
ton of coal, it is ample to serve as an
object lesson to the $500 miners in
that state. They can see that there
was an increasing demand for Wyom-
ing coal in the year 1S90-92 under the
Republican administration of Presi-
dent Harrison, with a consequent bet
ter employment of labor.
They can also see that the output OF
coal from Wyoming's mines decreased
during the Democratic administration
of President Cleveland, when the min
ers were only working from 1874 to 100
days in the year.
But there were more men at work,
and they were working more days, 242
days in 1898. under the Republican
administration of President Mckinley.
Then the output of the Wyoming coal
mines increased to 4,547,733 tons last
year.
Miners will do we'll to think over
these facts. Next November they will
have to vote either for activity in the
mines. with work nearly all the year
through, or for partial idleness, with
work only for half a year. Republican
prosperity has reached the Western
mines. and it will stay there If we
again elect a Republican president this
year, and Republican representatives
in congress to support him.
, 1900-05-24
GOVERNOR SMITH PROTESTS.


Asks Senate to Shut Out Senator Clark.
Butte, Mont, May 19.-Governor
Smith to-day sent dispatches from
here to Senator w. A. Clark, senator
Chandler, chairman of the committee
on privileges n elections, and Sen
ator Frye, president of the Senate, say
ing he had disregarded and revoked
the action of Lieutenant Governor
Sprlggs in naming Mr.. Clark to sue
coed to the vacancy caused by his w
resignation; and saying he had named
Martin Maginnis of Helena to ill the
vacancy.
The governor gives as his s
his opinion that the appointment of
Mr.. Clark by the lieutenant governor
was tainted by COLLISION and fraud.
The dispatches are practically the
same, that to Mr.. Clark reading:
Il have this day disregarded and re
voked your appointment rs United
States senator, made by Governor
Spriggs on the 18th instant, as being
tainted with COLLISION and fraud, nd
have this day appointed Hon. Martin
Maginnis United States senator to fill
h vacancy caused by your resigna-
ton"
Those to Frye and Chandler are OF
the same tenor. notifying them of his
action. The governor also sent n for
nal protest to Chandler, detailing his
$
, 1900-05-24
HOME FOR ALL .JFWv
DIR. HERzL TALKS OF PA,ss
Originator of the Scheme 10 co,o,
Holy Land lays Money in p,."a'' The
Pledged and lie Exp. cts R..r,e.S Il

A ~cablegram from London fl
Chicago Record says: " TIE
DIR. Theodore Herzl. o~riuinntou
scheme to establish a Jewish stS,a ae
Palestine, is now in London paue 10
ing the details of his great moyenne
Or. HerZl is a tall, broad man. VIII
heavy black beard. black hair "aui
cut features and luminous brown ny
He is full of his subject, which h'% ;
cusses lucidly, earnestly and alonna+
ly. He is apparently inspired y Fsa
real and vivid expectation of sae,raat
Jewish race, in the non-distant Trs,u s
redeemed from h~omelessness and
secution and firmly planted on so,I z
its OWL. "N
DIR. Herzl took time from HE mat,
farious duties to say to the pnuu
correspondent to-day: "AlthonsS
have practically inexhaustible ma..
at my command to apply to tho ooi.l
izing of Jews in Palestine. soma r
still declare that the project is n dr.
So it Is, perhaps, but only recently o..
man unity was n dream, and So ,oS a'
Is British imperial federation a ia
yet 1t is not impossible of accomnlG.
ment. '"H
The scheme to translate the Ian,
OF the world to their ancestral homs
hinges, lot upon surrounding inbora..
difference, but merely upon the willln.
ness of the Sultan to grant snch
charter as we require. When h.
grants that, in the course of tima 4,
my opinion, will this colonizing now
ment begin. The Sultan NAV not Wv
nHf1U no in Iowa with thn til
does love money. and we are preporaJ
to pay what he wants"
AT present Palestine is,a do.d
country, completely barren. in tho
modern idea. The Jews would breath
into it the breath of life. They would
teach the ignorant and backward
Turk, they would build hnrhors and
railways, and would rapidly construct
the material elements of n splendid DIV,
iliZation. Palestine now is closed IN
the world and nobody can get the Land
without war. The Jews would non,
traliZe the land and open it on eoual
terms to all races of men. They would
immensely shorten the distance he.
tween Europe and Asia by building A
railway from the bay of Acre to the
Persian gulf. Over this all peoples
could pass. Nobody would be Jealous
or fearful of the Jews, n weak people.
without a government. DESTROYS only
of winning happiness and prosperity
for themselves and of promoting the
general progress of mankind.
The holy places would remain the
common property of the world. We
should eNtraterritorialize them and
treat them as sacred places. Empero,
William told me as we stood togethe,
near the gates of Jerusalem: 'Pales
tine is the country of the future
thing he spoke as n prophet.
, 1900-05-24
FOREIGN SHIP OWNERS
Working Hard to Kill American shipping
Bill in Congress.

Bill in Congress.
The foreign shipping interests, and
their free trade mercenaries, who are
fighting tie shipping bill, have en-
deavored to unite the Democrats in
congress in opposition to the bill and
in advocacy of free ships. This
scheme has been neatly nipped in the
bud by a number of patriotic Demo
Gratis who are members OF the House
Merchant Marine and Fisheries Com
mittee, n who have united upon a
report on the shipping bill in which
a few not unacceptable amendments TO
it are proposed, and in which report
subsidies are declared to be the only
practicable means with which to re-
Vlve our merchant marine. This Dem
ocratic minority report contains the
emphatic declaration that free ships
are impracticable and unworthy of
consideration, as being a policy that
the Democrats themselves refused to
adopt when they had a chance, and
which they never would adopt. Be-
sides h report says ii is well known
that Republicans would never consent
to such legislation. as it would be
ruinous to American shipyards. Thus
defeated and checkmated, the humilia-
ton and embarrassment of the foreign
shipping lobby and its free trade
friends must be acute. This Democrat
ic minority report declares that the
shipping question is a national and
not a partisan one. Here, at least.
these Democrats align themselves with
progressive and patriotic Republicans
to the discontinue and defeat of the
foreigners and their American free
trade allies.
, 1900-05-24

The export trade balance in favor
of the United States during the first
three years of President McKinley's
administration amounted to s1,4S3,,
100000. More than one-half of that
sum represents what was paid for la,
Dor in manufacturing these exports
for which the rest of the world paid
In other words the Republican policy
has Obliged the world, in the last three
years. to pay at least $40, 000, 900 to
American labor. which would employ
100000 men for one year at a salary
of $1,000 per year. This is one rea.
son why work is plenty. wages good
and the home consumption of Amer,
lean products has largely increased.
, 1900-05-24
MAFEKING is RELIEVED.
Boers Announce 1t. and All England Re
toices.

Pretoria, May 1S.-It was officially
announced to-day that when the laa-
gers and forts around Mafeking had
been severely bombarded, the siege
was abandoned, a British force from
the south taking possession of he
place.
London, May 10 a a. m.).-London's
millions spent half the night in the
street, and even ut 4 o'clock this morn
ing treops of young men are promen-
aiding, singing and cheering, and there
are crowds in front Of the Mansion
house, Marlborough house, the clubs
on Pail Mall and the wal office and in
Parliament square, waving flags and
Joining in the national airs.
This sustained believing and uproar
of hundreds of thousands amazes the
Englishman who ceases for Il moment
to be IN motor and becomes an OBJ
server. Sober, phlegmatic London is
beside itself with emotion. Gusts Of
patriotism nave set the town quivering
twice or thrice before during the war,
but nothing has quite equaled to-
nights hundred square miles of nj.
los furious demonstrations.
, 1900-05-24

The Society of the Gideons, which
has adopted a lamp and n pitcher as
Il device. throws light upon the sur
vival of the ittest in business compe-
tition. Not long ago. commercial
travellers had so bad a name that a
noted detective often assumed their
garb and manners as a disguise. As
a drummer he could go into any den
of vice unchallenged. Wholesale deal
ers began to observe. however, that
their largest orders came through So
Der, moral and Christian gentlemen,
and a culling process began which has
changed the whole personnel of the
class. Last summer three CONNER
cial travellers, meeting in a western
hotel, proposed to organize a Chris
tian band among their fellows. With
in six months three hundred mem
bers We're enrolled. and so warm has
been the reception of the idea that n
thousand members are expected to
join in celebrating the first anniver-
sary neXt July. "Gideon's Band"
promises to be a powerful agent for
sobriety and rightness in the bust
ness world.
, 1900-05-24

Experience in the Russian winter
shows that for marching
snow is much more firing than ordi-
nary muddy roads. The tactics pro-
vide that n cavalry squadron is to
march at the head of the column to
tread down the snow, and this and the
leading infantry company are to be
changed occasionally. The necessity
of paying attention to the thickness of
the ice and the chances of weather
changing, to the difficulty OF passage
over water when the ice is too thin
for the troops to pass over it and yet
too thick to allow of pontoons being
used, is insisted on. and it is further
pointed out that to get the troops wet
in frosty weather is fatal to their
health. OF the question of field forth
fcations, six feet of snow is estimated
as sufficient to keep out a rifle bullet.
while twenty-three feet is necessary to
resist field-gun fire.
, 1900-05-24

In a single veal the protestant
churches OF the world have expended
about $4,000, 900 under the superin-
tendence of 1900 missionaries on the
field, aside from the staff of secre-
taries and others at home, says Har-
per's Weekly. The results secured
by this money appear to be out of all
proportion to the efforts put forth.
1t is no slight thing to gather a mil
lion and a half of communicates out
OF the communities of India, Africa,
Japan, China and other lands; to or
ganize and conduct several thousand
schools of every grade; to establish
hospitals and dispensaries in lands
where medicine has been identified
with the crudest superstitions; and
to be the medium of distribution of
large sums of money and to conduct
relief works for those who are strick-
en- with famine and pestilence.
, 1900-05-24

the Bryan delegation from Idaho to
the Kansas City convention. He Will
naturally oppose any action that will
personally discredit him. II the sub
ject is forced upon the convention 1t
will cause a row of no mean dimen-
sions. 1t may result in a bolt. All
of which is no Republicans funeral.
1t is only the outcome of the attempt
of Lentz and Sulzer to play politics.
They wanted new issues. They have
them. Let them make the most and
the best of them. Hoist by their own
petard.
, 1900-05-24

authority attached in England to
simple custom or usage cannot be
better illustrated than in the fact
that, although the cabinet has existed
as the real executive power in the
government for more than a century
and a half. it is an Institution entire
ly to the law, never having
been recognized by any act of parlia-
ment. There is no official announce
ment OF the names of its members.
and no official record of its meetings
, 1900-05-24

German students are returning to
the medieval notion of wandering
about the world. The modern Col
iards, however, are personally con-
Quoted and know beforehand precise
ly what their journeys will cost them.
Last year they visited Italy: this
spring 1.5oO of them will go to Con-
stantinople and to Asia Minor. On
the way they will fraternize with the
Roumanian university students, who
are preparing a big fruhschoppen for
them in Bucharest.
, 1900-05-24

After hearing eight divorce cases
IN one day in which the cause was
habitual drunkenness on the part of
the husband, Judge Bishop. of the
Des Moines, Ia, district court, decided
that hereafter when a divorce is
granted on the grounds of habitual
drunkenness the court will serve for
NAL notice upon every saloonkeeper
and every druggist in the city that
they are not to sell liquor to the man
who is thus designated as a habitual
drunkard.
, 1900-05-24

The Denver Times has turned from
the party of calamity and is engaged
in properly placing the responsibility
for the prosperity which obtains in
Colorado. 1t will not be at all strange
if the electoral vote of the Centennial
state is found in the Mckinley column
in November.
, 1900-05-24

The Virginia Democrats have decid-
ed to go about the elimination of the
negro vote in a systematic manner.
The party that seeks to make capital
out of the government without the
consent of the governed" cry is get
ting together beautifully.
, 1900-05-24

A package marked quinine was sent
to n woman, but being curious she
took it to n druggist who said It was
arsenic. \ like inquiry into some Of
the medicines offered will certainly de,
tect the false from the true. For half
a century Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
has been curing indigestion, c~onstipa.
ton and dyspepsia.