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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Visual Organs All Right.

"Can I see the mistress Of the house? p
asked the tourist in reduced circum-
stances who stood at the kitchen door.
"You can if you have good use Of your
eyes," coldly replied the woman confront
ing him. "You are looking at her."
II can use them well enough, madam"
he responded, with much stiffness, ito see
that you are a purist and not a philan-
thropist. We have nothing in common.
Good afternoon, madam!"-Chicago Trib-
una
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Pungent.

Does the razor hurt? asked the SYM
pathetic barber. notice tears in your
eyes.
Oh no, not at all, replied the sufferer,
sarcasticalIy, perhaps the tears are due
to the onions you've been eating.-Phi-
ladelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Imuerfect Df.rufxe

She-An imitation tramp called at the
kitchen door this afternoon.
He-How do you know he was an imi.
tation?
She-He carried a can hat had held
peaches instead Of a tomato can.-1n-
dianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
In Doubt,

The Cook--Sure, OF had another row
wit the Missus, an OF dunno If she's
loike me to love or not.
The Mald-She hasn't said anything to
me, Bridet.
the Cook-Ced if she wanted me 10
shatr Old lave, an if she me to love Old
shtay!-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard gauge for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver
Creole and all points in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida with main line standard
gauge for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. G. R. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
yer v 18th all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. ]. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M
s. K. HOOPER, G. P A.,
Denver Coin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

MS &1OoH1o00Os
"Have you ever played footballr'
she asked.
"No," he replied, "but when l was q
cowboy I was once run over by . herd
Of stampsdsd stesrs."-Chieaso Times.
Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

Read Them Carefully, and You'll Re
lure to Appreciate Thorn.
The Editor-That story of yours
seems to be one sided.
The Reporter-WslA you told me to
write only on NJ side Of the D
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Artistic.

"That Mrs. Wadhams to whom you in
troduced me the other evening reminds
me very much Of a portrait by Rem
brandt"
us that SO? Which one?"
"Oh, any old one! They all look, when
you get close to them, as if the paint had
been thrown on by the handful."-Chica-
60 Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

Biil-Isn't the automobile wonder
ful? l wonder what we'll have next?
JILL hear a fellow is working on
. d~onkeyless engine for vessels.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
How Hateful.

Aw. haw widiculous bah Jave!
They have a horse in. the East that
smokes a pipe!
His Father. l know an ass right here
In Cincinnati that smokes cigarettes
Chnllv
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. ll7O.1

LAND OPTIcE AT SANTA FE, N. M.
January is. l900.}
Notice 10 hereby given that the following
named settler has Hled notice Of his Intention
to make final proof In support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register or Receiver ct Santa Fe, New Mex.
leo, on February 81, 1900, Wis: Manuel Madril
for the lots 1, Q, 3 and s and se 4 NV y Of sec.
8. tp Is n, r 8e.
Hs names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva.
tion Of said land, Wis:
EStanisieo Sandoval, Of Galisteo, N. NJ; in.
liam varela, Of Santa Fe, N. NJ; Demetrio
Leyba and Apolonio Chavex, Of Galisteo, N. NJ.
MANUAL r. OTIBo,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Too Numerous to Mention.

TUO NuIHeFOu1 10 MeutIOn'
"How many revolutions has your coun-
try hadw
"Really," said the South American
gentleman, you ask a very puzzling
question. Do you think we keep a cy-
clometer attached to our government -
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Veteran Himself.

Willie-Now that sister is going to
marry Mr. Jenkins, why is 1t called an
engagement" pa?
Mr.. Underthum-Probably because
the real battle comes later, my son.
PHILADELPHIA Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Couldn't Tease Him,

Customer I'm a rage)-When I but
toned your coat for the first time, 1t
split down the back.
Clothing Dealer-Indeed? It must
be, then, that the buttons were sewed
on too ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Blatter.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Training for It.

The inhabitants of Paris have no lack
OF exercise Every morning they 60
forth and mark up the price of board
for exposition visitors. -Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Why Not2

Wife-I wish | could get something to
keep the rats from coming into the
house.
Husband-Why don't you do your own
cooking?-Harlem Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
No Malaria in California

Inspiring air, constant air, constant
sunshine. equable temperature, and out
door recreation in endless variety. More
delightful than the Mediterranean. The
shortest journey, finest trains and best
meal service are by the Santa Fe route
II. s. Lurz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. NJ.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
uafaas,

A tlari should not be called Il pretzel
simply because he belongs to the prus-
sian Diet.--St. Paul Globe.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
A Wise Dog.

"Your dog seems to follow you without
orders"
Eyes; he wouldn't take any orders
from me. He's been in the family long,
enough to know the real boss."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Musical.

What is a piano recital, cousin Billy?
It's when somebody pounds the piano
so hard that the people in the audience
can't hear another talk.-Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
On the Spot.

Floor Walker-Hurry out, madam!
The stores afire!
Mrs. Purchase-Oh, is 1t? Then I'll
just wait for the fire sale. -Philadelphia
North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

Pattenee-Chollie expected the girls
to make a good deal of him.
Patrice-But of course the girls
couldn't perform impossibilities.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Tightening Ship.

Every time Aguinaldo thinks he il
carrying too much ballast for successful
might he throws a female relative over
board.-Denver Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
ouiAa no.Aonian.

He-To prove the sincerity of my
intentions, I have brought this solitaire
a~dornment for your engagement ring
Boston Courier.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

II can't get a dollars worth Of cred
It," said Jaysmith.
''Thsn be thankful" replied Tenspot.
mo one will dun you."-Dstroit IFss
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Announcement.

To accommodate those who are partial
to the use Of atomizers in applying liquids
into the nasaLpassages for cataa7AM hou-
des, the proprietors prepare Cream Balm in
liquid form, which will be known as Ely's
Liquid Cream Balm. Price including the
spraying tube is IS cents. Druggists or by
mail. The liquid form embodies the med
icinal properties of the solid preparation.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
l6isuuotoa.

CMr. Fitzsharkey-Look here, here! l
hear you said that, intellectually. l
wasa freak.
Mr.. Small-Not at all, my dear sir! l
was misquotod. | saidt that Intellectually
you were o giant.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

Nasal Catarrh quickly yields to treat
ment by Ely's Cream Balm, which is agree
ably aromatic. 1t is received through the
n~ostrils, ~cleanscs and heals the whole sur
face over which it difuses itself. Druggists
sell the SOC. size; Trial size by mail, 10
cents. Test it and you are sure to continue
the treatment
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
Knsvv sometAi.w Of hi. Ter,

win you marry msT' he asked.
II told you onss that I would not"
shs answered.
3Yss. but that was yesterday" he
urgsd.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

Bill-Was the colonel one Of the men
behind the guns?
Jill-No; between you and me, l be-
lieve he was one of the men behind a
tree.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

Mrs. Easy-Bridget, take that hot
bread and chicken right back and
bring me my bottle Of dyspepsia cure.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

HE'S that q song bird you've got
there?
She-Yes.
what did you get It for"
"A song."-Yonkers Statesman,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

The Doctor-Did you draw this deed?
The Lawyer-I did. I suppose 1t is
what might be called a horseless CON
Ypvanoe
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

Bacon-I hear your friend has got
IN automobile.
Egbert-Yes; it's all over town.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

Crimsonbeak-Is that ~ What were
you on, trolley, bicycle or automobile?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24
BY THE
MEXICAN
CENTRAL


you can reach the
very heart Of Mexico.
The Mexican Central
Railway is standard
gauge throughout and
offers all conven-
ences C. modern rail-
way travel. For rates
and further informa
ton address
b. j. KUHN
Conf Agt. Ell PasO. Tex.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-24

Yeast-I ran across q friend of yours
today.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04
From the Law Court.

Tie following rescript has been receiv-
ed from the Law court:
Knox, SIS.
Harriet E. Frost, ct ais in equity VS..
Frederick S. Walls ct ais.
Rescript by Savage 1.-THE court is OF
opinion that the charges of fraud in the
plaintiff bill ere not satisfactorily sus-
tanned by the proof. Fraud is never to be
presumed. And it is considered that in a
case where many years have elapsed, and
parties and witnesses are dead, and i'm
portant papers are lost, the proof of fraud
should be full, clear and convincing.
Such proofs the compliments have failed
to furnish. The court is also of opinion
that the complainants may fairly be bar
red by laches.
So far as the validity of the defendants
title may be affected by the alleged illegal
ity in the appointment of Moses Webster
as guardian, the issue must be tried in an
action at law, where the remedy is full
and complete. The compliments are
not in possession, and cannot by bill in
equity test def cts or flaws of that charac-
ter in defendants title.
Bill dismissed, with COSTS
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04

s'Oh, yes!' he broke in fervently, and
grasped our friends hand in vice like
grip. 'But what do you know about it?
Go on! Don't keep me in this suspense
Who are you, and how do you come to
know so much of me and those days?'
He was terribly in earnest. His eyes
moistened, and he nearly broke down.
''Calm yourself, my friend. l can tell
you in few words all you seek to know
l heard you sing that dear old song that
night, and was with party of skirmish-
ers not fifty PAGES from where you stood.
Our men were ready to capture you. One
had even drawn a bead at your head.
But something arrested us. We listened.
You were singing the hymn which we
have just joined in when recognized that
voice again. We were all deeply touched.
We were rooted to the spot; and when
you came to the lines
Cover my defenseless head,
With the shadow of Thy wing
that carbine was lowered, and the petit
ton had gone up to God--answered. You
were savedn'
And the two battle scared veterans
one of the blue, the other of the gray
remained clasped in each others arms,
each thanking the good Lord for the saw.
ing power of that precious, grand old
hymn. The Voice.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04

his ignorance. 1.-THE corner stone of the
South African Republic is dynamite"
said he. Of the English he remarked:
''They took first my coat and then my
trousers.
There is no gloom in the winter season
for readers of Outing. Its pages sparkle
with the jewel. bedecked branches of the
forest and the tinkling silvery ice bells of
the underbrush. Anon, you are trans
ported to the spicy isles of enchantment
in the tropics. Yet all is strictly within
the scope of this magazine of sports and
pastimes. You crouch with the wary
hunter, with the first furry of snow
out for his Christmas dinner; follow the
fortunes of Black Beard through the
charming story of Colonial days by Sara
Beaumont Kennedy; "a Message from
Ocracoke," Camp in the Woods, "After
Deer in Eastern Maine;' chase 1.-THE Rab-
bit or Ice in Illinois, wander Round the
North Shore with a Camera; sail with the
deer hunters to the Sea Islands of Georgia;
rise with the tropical sun and go ''Gun-
ming for Snipe in jamaica tramp Calf
ornia orchards ''Among the doves with a
shotgun fish in the waters of the Florida
coast with the Veteran, VIM. c. Harris;
cycle in Madeira, Or go "Pleasure Yacht
ing Way Down South," and it is hard to
choose which is the most pleasant pas
time. The illustrations alone would be a
sufficient justification for the assurance
that in its holiday number Outing has
excelled itself, and it is appropriately
garp ed in one of the handsomest covers
ever placed on a magazine.
All the friends of the Youths Compan-
ion-and the American young man or
woman who doesn't read and love this
publication is to be commiSerated-will
read with deep regret of the death of
Daniel S. Ford, for 40 years its rroprie
tor, publisher and chief editor. His name
is not a familiar one, for he has been AS
modest as he has been able and int1uen
tial, and it is said that in the two score
years that he has been owner and editor
of the Companion his name has never
once appeared in its columns. No one
can measure the vast influence of his life
upon the millions who have read the pa
per that he has made almost necessity
in every household where there are young
people. The Companion was founded by
Nathaniel Willis, native of Maine, who
conducted it for many years. Since 1857
Mr.. Ford has owned the paper and had
personal supervision of both its business
and editorial departments, shaping its
policy, and, as the paper has grown, sur
rounding himself with men when he
could trust implicitly and who will carry
on the work just as he would have wish
ed. The firm name of Perry Mason & Co.
under which the Companion is published
is wholly fictitious one, and was invent
ed soon after Mr.. Ford came into posses
sion of the paper to avoid the confusion
of its accounts with those of the Chris
tian Waterman, which, with a partner.
he also published at that time.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04
Maine Railroads.
Small Increase in Mileage During the Year
Ending June 80 1899.

Small Increase IN Mileage During the Year
Ending June 30 1899.
The report OF the railroad commission
ers for the year ending June 80, 1899,
shows that the gain in mileage for the
year in steam raill Dads was 1872 80 miles.
There are now 1871 miles in Maine, of
which l54 are narrow guage. The gross
earnings from operations show gain Of
1892, 1919 90 over 1898. By careful esti-
mate it is thought the total income of the
Maine business was IS, 723,218 The
number of passengers carried was 4, 9OS,
971, a gain of Il, 906 over 1898. The num-
Der of tons If freight carried was 6, $780,
200, gain of S92, 1874 tons. 1t is shown
that the reduction of rates in freight on
the Maine Central saved the patrons near
ly half a million on the year. There
were only eight dividend paying roads,
eight others having surplus and seven a
deficit. OF the Is. 243 freight cars that
the interstate commerce law requires to
be fitted with grab irons before 1900 there
are only 300 not equipped
1t is found t. ere are ], 1857 grade cross
ings and $50 bridges. The latter are a
little more than Is miles in length.
During the year included, there were
no passengers killed and but 10 Injured
Six trainmen were killed and 100 injured.
There were employed 1896 men, exclusive
of general officers, and there income
aggregates 50, 242, All 81, a large gain over
the previous year. OF street railways it
is found the Increase in mileage was II
miles, there being 240 miles in operation.
Two persons We're killed and seven injur-
ed of the 1894, 1877 people carried. The
average number employed on these roads
is S64.
The report as compiled contains several
tables additional to any ever before given
ana is considered the most complete ever
issued from the department.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04

At Probate Court held az Belfast. within and fol
the County of Waldo, II the 18th Gay of De
cember, A. ID. 1899
E'MILY j. STETSON and SILAS F. PIERCE
IL sister and brother of ARTHUR PIERCE, late
OF Frankfort, in said County of Waldo deceased
having presented petition praying that Franklin
A. Wilson and George PIERCE may be appointed
administrators OF the estate of said deceased.
ordered That the said petitioner give notice tc
all persons interested by causing copy of this
order t" be published three weeks successfully III
The Republican Journal newspaper published
at Belfast, that they may appear at a Probate
Court to be held at Belfast, within and for said
County, on the OH day of January, A. y. 1900
at ten of the clock before noon, and show cause
II any they have, why the PRAYER of said petition
er should not he granted.
GEO. Il. JOHNSON, Judge.
a true copy, Attest:
CHAs. Z. HAzElrINE, Register.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04

WALDO SS.-In Court of Probate, held in Bel
w fast the 18th day of December 1899
FRANK f. WHITCO NIB, executor of the last will
of LANIN1A Il. WHTTCOMB. late of Searsport
in said County, deceased. having presented his
first and final account OF administrator of said
estate for allowance.
Ordered, that notice thereof be given, three
weeks successfully, i'll the Republican Journal, a
newspaper published in belfast, i'll said County
that all persons interested may attend at a Pro
bate Court. TO he held at Belfast the oh day
of January next, and show cause, il any they
have why the Said account should not be allowed
GEO +. JOHNSON, Juuge.
true copy. Attest
CRAs. 7. HAZELTINE. Register
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04

WALDO SS.-In Court of Probate, held at Bel
w fast, on the 18th day of December 1899.
WILLIAM c. HATCH, Administrator with the
will annexed on the estate of PHILENA WAR
REM late of Islesboro, in said County, deceased.
having presented his first and final account of
administration of said estate for allowance.
Ordered, that notice thereof be given, three
weeks successfully, in the Republican Journal,
newspaper published in Belfast, in said County,
that all persons interested may attend at Pro
bate Court, to be held at Belfast, on the 9th day
of January next, and show cause, if any they
have why the said account should not be allowed.
GEO. E. JOHNSON, Judge.
true copy. Attest:
CHAs. P. HAZELTINE, Register.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04

AT Probate Court held at Belfast within and
for the County of waldo, on he 18th day OF
December A. ID. 1899.
DTFUS GILMORE, administrator of the estate
IL of ABRlE j. ATKINSON, late of Burnhan
in said County of waldo, decedstd having pre-
sented petition praying thar said Court may de
termine who entitled to the Ia ance of said
estate in his hands and their respective
shares therein and order the same distributed ac-
cordingly.
Ordered, That the said petitioner give notice
to all persons interested by causing copy of this
order to be published three weeks SUCCESSFULLY in
the Republican journal, news aptr published
at fFelfast, that they may appear at a Probate
Court, to be held at Belfast within and tor said
County, on the 9th day of January, A. d.
1900, at ten of the clock before nool and show
cause, if any they have, why the PRAYER of said
petitioner should not be granted.
GEO. Z. JOHNSON, Judge.
A true copy. Attest:
CHAs. p. HAzELTlSE, Reg lister
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04

AT Probate Cour held at Belfast. within and for
the County of Waldo, on the 18th day of De-
cen Der, A. d. 1879.
A NGIE B. NICHOLS. guardian of OSCAR E.
II NICHOLS and ANDREW 2. NICHOLS, minor
heirs of HENRY j. NICHOLS, one of the heirs of
JOSEPH f. NICHOLS, late of Searsport, in said
County of Waldo, deceased, having presented a pc
tition praying for license to sell and convey the
whole of certain real estate of said minors at
private sale, for the purposes named in said petit
ton.
Ordered. That the said petitioner give notice to
all persons interested by causing copy of this
order to be published thaee weeks successfully in
The Republican Journal, newspaper published
at Belfast, that they may appear at Probate
Court, to be held at Belfast, within and for said
County, on the 9th day of January, A. d. 1900
at ten of the clock before noon, and show cause
if any they have, why the prayer of said petition
err should not be granted.
GEO. f. JOHNSON, Judge
A true copy. Attest:
CHAs HAZELTINE, Register
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04

A DEMONSTRATORS NOTICE The subscriber
"A hereby gives notice that he has been duly ap-
pointed administrator with the will annexed of
the estate of
PAMELA u. PUTNAM, late of Belfast,
in the County Of Waldo, deceased, and given
bonds as the law directs. All persons having de-
mands against the estate of said deceased are
desired to present the same for settlement, and
ment Immediately. Ci1AS Il. JOHNSON.
Belfast, Dec. II, 1899.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04
For Over Fifty Years.

An OLD AND WELL-TR1ED REMEDY.-Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used for
over fifty years By millions .9 OF mothers tor
success. 1t soothes the child, softens the
gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie, and
Is the best remedy for Diarrhna. Is pleas
ant to the taste. Sold by druggists in every
part of the world. Twenty-Five cents bot
tie. It's value 10 incalculable. Be sure and
take NO other kind.