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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1900-01-09
Christmas Christian Charity.

The Rev DR.. Morgan told your corre-
spondent. in an answer to an inquiry that
unless the body were taken away at once
it would be turned over to the admins
tration Of public charity to be buried in
a ditch. or else find It's way to the dis
secting table
Certain members of the church had pro-
tested against the presence of Vera Doug
las even in death. They pointed out that
four respectable Americans were lying in
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1900-01-09
END OF A MlSSPENT LIFE.
VERA DOUGLAS, DESERTED BY HER
DUKE, DIES IN OBsCURITY.

Saved From Low Grave-Pastor of
American Church i'm Paris Threat
ems to Give Her Body for Burial in
a Ditch or for Dissection.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1900-01-09
BETWEEN SAVANNAH AN TYBEE.

'Daily. daily except Sunday.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1900-01-09

H. G. Haycraft, T. p. A. T. A Armand, City Tiki
B. W. WRENN. PASSENGER Traffic Mar
The Coconino sun., 1900-06-09

TIME AND SPACE E; 5;
 conference of Old Earth in many different directions "Foreign parts no longer door, What happens there to-day we know tomorrow-if we read THE CHICAGO RECORD whose Special Cable Correspondents located e0e,y 0Ly aOorM outside of the United States No other American attempted exfensivea servce and it is supplemented by the regular foreign service of The Associated Press. For intelligence of the stirring which shaking the natons-of and and the establishment of new of the onward sweep of the in all of the worldthe medium of the satisfactory information enteprsng, date" American newspaper. THE CHICAGO RECORD.
 EQEE sss npp @ of sns To;S % Msos ] pssqn @ anIs 5 Wpns illustrate Cy how eompheneiy the Madison Chiaso
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
The Convention.

Ii il the almost unanimous sentiment
Of Virginia Democrats that the time has
come to revise our constitution or TO frame
new one for the commonwealth. FOR
thirty wears We have endured the Under
wood constitution. framed not Wy fc''
Virginians. hut loisicd upon The State iy
the black and tan convention, and framed
with a view to multiplication OF Offices 10
lie held ont "a reward for partisan service.
The single statement that North CARROLL
In and Georgia, each of them larger than
Virginia, enjoys the benefits OF more
government than our own
State while in efficiency their governments
compare favorahly with ours, speaks vol
umes i'm favor of revision The Lcgi-la
turc has done ITS duty in submitting the
question of holding the constitutional
convention to the people. The time Is
near at hand when lhe democratic voters
will seect their delegates 10 the Demo-
cratic stare convention, WIN" WIZ '"N"
up this question and decide authoritative
ly whether the Democratic party ms n
whole shall he committed to constitutions
al revision. 1t is OF paramount Importance
that the voters should know beforehand
The sentiments of their delegates on
this burning question. If the voters are
in favor of constitutional revision let
them see to it that no man is selected to
represent them in the Democratic state
convention who is not in harmony with
them on that point and who will not vote
for making it party issue in the election
on the fourth Thursday of May -Lynch-
burg Ncws.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
Southern Transportation.

After calling attention to the increase
of the present mileage OF 6,4l5 miles of the
Southern railway to 6,7S9 miles 10y the ac-
ouisition of the Louisville, Evansville and
st. Louis railroad, the Railway Age dis
cusses at some length the rapid develop
ment of various southern interests.
"1hat region" says the Age, speaking OF
the south as a whole, possesses vast pos
s,bilities as vet but little cultivated by
modern promoters. The field is rich ana
the rewards of enterprise are close at
Land. In some of the states better laws
for the protection Of creditors are needed
as a part of the foundation for industrial
success. These doubtless will come III
time. A for natural products, the south
has an iron region that rivals in richness
and surpasses in cheapness of production
that of PENNSYLVANIA, bitumnous coal OF
superior quality in inexhaustible amounts,
timber of worldwide fame, favorable
climate for live stock and miscellaneous
agricultural products of infinite variety,
eliminating in cotton, still the king of
the south, as corn and wheat are the king
and the queen of the west.
The development Of the industries Of
the south will require improvement of ia
clities for transportation. Small compa-
MES with insufficient capital will need, the
Age thinks, to consolidate into large sys-
tens able to provide through lines with
modern heavy steel track, modern rolling
stock and adequate terminal facilities at
seaports. Already the mileage is very
considerable, when the sparseness of pop
ulation is considered, and the transporta-
ton service is good. 1.-The average speed
of passenger trains" says the Age, "is by
no means low. Indeed, in the mountain
Gus region Of the Appalachian system, in
which sharp and frequent curves are inev-
liable, it is quite high enough for comfort
The freight service in like manner, par
ticularly in the handling of perishable
fruits aud vegetables, is fairly up to date.
Merchandise sent by steamer to Savannah
is laid down regularly, as if by clockwork,
in Birmingham, Ala, in five days from
New York. The tendency to consolida-
tion has been less marked below the Po-
tomac and the Ohio than north of those
natural boundaries, although it has gone
on to no small extent. Numerous cross
country ard local lines still exist at
poor dying rate, the only logical end of
which will be annexation to their more
powerful neighbors." The consolidation
of the Seaboard system is referred to by
our contemporary as step of progress.
This acquisition by the Pennsylvania
company of interests in the Chesapeake &
Ohio aud Norfolk and Western is suppos-
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
Ovefwosked Nerves
ard wasting vitality make their Or

ard wasting vitality make their pros.
ence known through headaches,
dizziness, inability TO sleep, loss Of
sppetitc and general rundown con-
dltion Of the system. These signs
are sometimes accompanied by neu-
ralgia, hysteria, rhsumatism or nerv-
GUS prostration In some other form.
To remove these troubles, cure the
nerves. They need feeding, strength
ening and building up, ahd nothing
win do this 30 quickly and so surely
ss Dr. Miles Nervine. This truly
remarkable medicine Is gaining hun
6rsds of new friends every day. Here
10 q surveyor from Decatur, Ind,
Mr.. G. r Mexican, who writes:
"A chronic stomach trouble, which
my physician was unable 70 over.
come, no wore on my nervous system
that l broke d5wn with nervous pros
trstion. 4 could not sleep day or
night except In ftful maps; could
scarcely eat any kind Of food and
wasted away to nero shadow.
After spending over $500, % In q vain
search fer rsllef, ] was prevailed
upon 70 try d. HilsS Eery1As. Re
lief caJne Immediately. I took six
bottles snd today an . web ipsn."
d kAe* NeyvtHe 10 sold at all
drugststs % Q paative guarantee.
Tbtk TOR ffse sdv1oe ana ApokJS 20
Oh. Niles Medical Co., EkhaTb hA
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26

ed 10 DELAY further consolidation Of these
properties, for the reason that competition
is restricted by such joint ownership and
consolidation does not commonly occur
except as result of unrestricted compe-
tition. The Atlantic Coast line, the Plant,
the +. N, Mobile & Ohio and lllinoise
Central seems to he sturdily indeUendent
and likely to remain 50. The Seaboard
and the Southern railway are the systems
that seem to tend to expansion. The lat
ter already has large Interests in the Cen
trail of Georgia aud the Georgia Southern
and Florida and would perhaps like to con
troll the Mobile and Ohio, which is thorn
in its side. 1t is noted fiat there have
been no "big deals" recently in the south
such as occur from time to time among
northern railroads. But revenues, it is
observed, are increasing in the last two
years under improved Management and a
great deal of money is going into I'M
proved roadbcd and equipment. "ln the
market for stocks and bonds the Age
adds, "ihc securities of the leading lines
in that part Of the country has gained in
credit materially since 1895 The d'Nap-
pearance Of the dstrust that u-en to be
felt concerning them is no more than the
natural consequences of tine manifest I'M
provcment IN their earning Powcr-an I'M
provement that, according 10 all present
indications, will 60 on to gain strength
for some time to come. II Baltimore Sun.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
OUR SENIOR
SENATOR,
His Position on the COn3tltu-
tionai Convention.

LyxcnprRa, Va, April 2O.-To set al
rest misrepresentation ms TO the a'''uue
of Senator John W. Daniel on the question
of calling convention to revise anu
amend the Constitution, Mr.. Carter Glass,
the editor of the Lynchhurg News, had 4
,o,so,ol interview with him at Major
Daniels home.
Senator Daniel denied positively the re-
mort that he had said in Washington, or
anywhere else within the past few days, or
at any other time, that he was opposed 10
holdinc a constitutional convention. lie
said TO Mr.. Glass and to Judge John d..
Horsely, who had accompanied the editor
of the Neus: "Yoa gentlemen know that
Jhaye long favored constitutional revision
and have repeatedly said to you within the
past few months that ! regard it as OF
supreme Importance
While certain other public men have
argued to Major Daniel against calling a
constitutional convention, and against any
deliyerance on the subject by the Demo-
cratic State Convention at Norfolk, on
Nav 2nd, "They have not" said the
Senator today, convince me that l am
wrong, or that they are right
Major Daniel referred to the fact tha' ne
was A member Of conference OF promi-
nent Democrats which met several years
AGO at Roanoke and passed strong reso'u-
tions in favor of Constitutional reYIsioh'
and said the same reasons for calling Il
convention then are as urgent TO-DAY
In response to the suggestion 'ha' inc
noonle of the black belt are tired OF the
nresent intolerable conditions, Senator
Daniel emphatically responded, by saying:
..They are not more tired of them than
the people of the white counties arc
Major Daniel expressed the belief that
the Democratic State Convention at Nor
folk certainly would declare for Constitu-
tional revision.
MAY prepare telegram Tor puoIica-
tion." asked Mr.. Glass, "stating that you
strongly favor the movement for n con-
vention?'
"You undoubtedly may" said MAJOR
Daniel, 81 not only favor it, but shall ad-
vocate il"
The interview with Senator Daniel last
ed an hour and half. Much of what he
said was, of course, not intended for pub
lication, but it may be authorltatively
stated that the distinguished senior Sen
ator is unqualified out and out for calling
a convention to revise the State COnstltu-
ton, and is in favor Of 30 declaring at the
Norfolk Convention.
He expresses some astoniShment that
ANYBODY should have made any different
representation.
Major Daniel will attend the State Con-
vention to answer for himself when the
question comes up.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
Brave Men r all

Victims Of Stomach, liver and kidney
troubles as we'll as women, and all feel the
results in loss Of appetite, poisons IN the
blood. backache, nervousness, headache
and tired, listless, rundown feeling. But
there's no need to icel like that Listen
to !. ". Gardner, IdaviIle, Ind. He says:
"Electric Bitters are just the thing for a
man when he is all run down, and don I
care whether he lives or dies. 1t did
more to give me now strength and good
appetite than anything could take. J
can now eat anything and have a new
lease on life" Only 30 cents. at Dr.. j.
". KellEs Drug Store. Every hottie
guaranteed.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
Millions Given Away.

1t is certainly gratifying to the public
TO know Of one concern in the land who
are not afraid to be generous to the needy
and suffering. The proprietors OF DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds, have given away over
a million trial bottles of this great medl-
cine and have the satisfaction OF knowing
it has absolutely cured thousands of hope
less cases. Asthma, Bronchitis, Hoarse-
ness and all diseases Of the Throat, Chest
aud Lungs are surely cured by it. Call
ON DR.. j. W. Kelly. Druggist, and get a
free trial bottle Regular size soc. and 81 .
Every bottle guaranteed, or price refund
ed.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
L. S. POST OFFICE.
Big Stone GAP. Va

Big Stone Gap. Va.
IN Gooiloe. +. NJ $. r. lessee, Asst P. NJ
OFFICE HOURS.
General delivery open from = a. IN. to 9l5 p. III.
Except sunday.
sunday houfs-from a. III. to 10 q. and from
30 p. m. 10 p. m.
MONEY ORDER OFFICE.
Open from a. m. TO p. m. every day, except
Sunday.
MAILS CLOSE.
For L. & y. Y r., East, at \ 30 a. m.
For L. A y. X. r.. West. at 10 y. m.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
THE
NEW york WORLD,
THRICE-A-WEEK EDITION.
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Published every Alternate Day except
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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
STONECA.

STONECA.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Y-ScHooL.-Evcry Sunday afternoon at $50
o'clock--JoHS ADAMS. ia, Superintendent.
PRAYER MEEriNG.-Kvery Wednesday night.
YouNa PgoPrE'S S0CErY.-Every Sunday aitcr-
noon al 6:45 O'Clock.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
ARRIvALAND DEPARTURE OF
TRAINS.
Louisville a. Nashville.

Louisviiie 81 Nashville.
Central time.)
No. 81, Passenger daiil .--LeaYes Louisville ) 80
M, arrives Big Stone Gap $ 10 a. m.
No. 50, Passenger daily.-Leayes Big stone GAP
7:3S p. NJ, arrives at Louisville - 30 "a. Ia.
Rig stone Gapand PoweIl's valley
STANDARD tmc.l
r. A. Ayers. PreS't.
A. Z. Eaton. Superintendent.
GESsRAL OFFICES Bio SrONE Gar, VA.
transfer line for freight aud passenger business
between the South Atlantic 4 Ohio and Louisville
Nashville Railroads and the furnaces OF the Big
Stone Gap Iron Co.
Trains leave the ln;ermont hotel as follows
ForI" n. train, going east .....-.-.. so a. m
" Va.&S.W. train. going SOUTH. 800 m
Z" nerth..:.... 1:oOp. m.
For further information regarding freight and
passenger traffic, apply to
n. J. Ayers, Sec,
Ayers building. BIG STONY car VA.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
G. A. Snow e. Co.

c. A. Snow Il Co.. patent lawyers, oppo-
site the United States Patent Office,
Washington, ID. c., who have actual clients
in every city and town of the United
States and Canada, report tina. never he
fore in their p years practice has the
work of the Office been so we'll up to date.
They claim that patents can now be pro-
cured in less than half the time formerly
required, nov-jan3l
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
Sc A WEEK TO START.

We want intelligent ladies', or gentle
men, to accept permanent position in own
town salary to start So week, guaran-
teed, and commission. Many make from
$l2 to S24 a week. You can devote all or
your spare time. Send stamp for full par
tieulars. Address, The BELL COMPANY,
Dept. G, Philadelphia, Pa. 42-49'
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
Working Night and Day

The busiest and mighticst little thing
that ever was made is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Every pill is sugar coated
globule of health, that changes weakness
into health, lsllesSness into enerGr, brain
flag into mental power. They're wonder
ful in building up the health. Only -
cents per box. Sold hy }. W. Kelly,
Druggist.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
WISE COUNTY COURTS,

CorxrY Corgr.-Held the 4h Monday in each month.
". n. Bond, Judge.
CRcrir Cornr.-EIcld l,t Monday in April. Sepiem-
bsr and DcceWber. II. 4. ". Skecn, Judge.
COUNTY OFFICERS.
COUSTY AND CIRCUIT CouRr CitKK.-N. F. kilgorC,
CosNpNwEALTU ATToHNFY.-N. W. g. DOtsoh
TKE AsUEtE.-U &. Stewart.
COMMISSIONER Eastern D.strict)-D $. Kelly.
CoYntssioNFR Western District w. u. NcNiel.
School SUPERINTENDENT. H. Nampier.
COUNrY SURVIVORS,. NJ. Taylor.
JAIiER Charles llughe-.
SrrrslxrENpENr oY TIM fooE.-G. II. Skeen.
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MAILS CLOSE

For l.. & y. r. r., East, at \ 30 a. m.
For l.. a y. X. r., West. at S:l5 p. m.
For Va. x :. ". r. r. at . a. IN.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
BRONCHITIS

Bronchitis Is very prevalent. IL gen
orally begins with common cold, at-
tended with cough, hoarseness, sore
ness Of the lungs, tightness ofthe chest
and difficulty in breathing. fnot NJ
tended to, it becomes dangerous-thou-
eands die from bronchitis annually.
DIR. Johnw. Bulls Cough Syrup Is the
beat remedy for this disease; it relieves
the cough at once, effects an easy e&-
,>oc.oration. ard cures in few days.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1900-04-26
CHURCH DIRECTORY
BIG STONE GAP.

TRINITY METHODIST CHuECu.-REv. J. A.
DrvAL. Pastor. Preaching First aud Third sundays
4 n each month. morning and night. a
SUNDAY -SCHOOL.-Eyefy sunday morning ~ 1"
o'clock.--J p woLrg. Superintendent.
Ps.yrR-M,rriNa Every Wednesday night
CL,ss-MrrriNa 800 First Sunday In each month Al
3 O'Clock p. M
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.-RTv. r. g. MATTE
son, Pastor. Preaching Second sunday IN eaSn
month. morning and zight, at the Episcopal Church
StNp.Y- ScHooL-Every Sunday morning at ~
o'clock. in Presbyterian Chappe near the bridge-h
|. SULLIVAN, Superintendent.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-11-16
THE MURDERS AT RASTATT.
Sne of the IneNpIicable Mysteries of
EurOpenn HiNtnrY.

-. ~ -
Hu''n- Tr"ruaI|' - A'tA" II. ''ll-
ooJ'd''i' russian minister 10 I'h't@n'
was aSS'N ,,.I III Il I'tliI"Tiy h'rt'D'G
Hiauncr' ne WIZ "c'"'F l'uSSi' ana
ItfS'"' N Wh'cH nus. !" i'1 won me We o.
Tory h"u just tAu'd, ana N.I"'J''i"n'
VINO was cele.EaI'u uF"'I"'l' "u'Hor,
was sent as MINISTER 70 'if u"tr"''u
country. 40 sooner "'u he I'"'n 'H'r"li
tnah me tlr.-I OF the ci'F urged me pop
u'"ce TO "''a,A Hiii' an" 'I'e result was
tA"! ON ,n. ~ Il mon pfo"e Iii'3 'He It,
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-11-16
A GAME or CHESS WITH LAsKER.
First Meeting of New York Man
with the ESpcrt liz London.

First Meeting of New York Man
with the Expert In London.
Il was in London several years ago
tranSactu@ some business for Tie United
States governments" said New York
business man. II had to have Il good deal
of typcwritjug done and used to take it to
Il young woman who had an Office in the
Strand. Near by there was then, and
probably is now, chess club. 1t was a
bohemian sort of resort and was much
frcqucutcl by foreign players of the
game. | had often heard of the place and
that strangers were welcome, 50 one day
while waiting for some tyrcwritiug TO be
finished | went up stairs to the place.
"Shoitly after | had entered and was
CHANGING around to familariZc myself
with tie surroundings a dark young man
came up and bowling pleasantly accostcd
me in broken English. He said that he
saw ! was Il stranger, but that all such
were more chan welcome there and offer
ed to escort nae around the place He
asked me if ! played chess, and replied
that | was Il member of the New York
Chess club, though by no means an eA-
pert at the game.
"lic then asked me if | would like to
play and offered himself as an opponent,
saying that as | deemed myself novice
he would handicap himself 10y playing
without the queen. | replied that |
would gladly play, but would not accept
any odds ut first, but that after we had
played a few games together he could
judge of my ability and we could easily
arrange what handicap ] should have,
'lie sat down at one of the tables and
put the men in position on one of the big
boards. These boards and chessmen. by
the way. have been in use for more than
a hundred years and some of the pieces
are 50 worn that in some eases. despite
their size, it is difficult to distinguish Il
castle from Il bishop. had the white
men and started out with one of the regu-
lation openings.
after Il few moves had been made by
each of us ! noticed something peculiar
about his play. He certainly had man
aged so that he was now on the offensive.
but in one or two instances where he
might have moved 50 as to take a piece
he deliberately. so it seemed to me, avoid
ed doing so. Yet. notwithstanding his
strange way Of playing, could make no
Roadway at all and could not manage to
take any of his pieces.
Il castled my king and directed my
play entirely on the defensive cndeavor-
ing at the same time to fathQm his meth
DDS, which by this time seemed almost
uncanny. Suddenly he made a move in
a direction ] least expected and said,
Mate in two moves
81 carefully scanned the board, and it
was as he said, and then fathomed the
reason of his peculiar moves. He had
checEmatcd me without the loss of Il
piece by either of us. | had all mine be
cause he had not wished to take any of
them, but he had not given me n show to
take any of his
81 thanked him for his courtesy and
asked him il he would exchange card.
with me. He immediately took one ont
Of % ease. and ON looking at it saw the
name, Emanuel Lasker"-New Iori;
Sun.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-11-16

DR. Manson the malaria expert he
licves that acclimatization, about which
SO much is heard in India and tropical
countries generally. depends on expert
encc. education and an intelligent adapta-
ton of habits rather than on any actual
change in the physiological condition, Of
the body. 1t will be admitted by every
one who has lived any length of time in
the tropics that rccklcssncss and care
lcssncss are characteristic of the now ar
rival in any hot country. lie does not
think much OF exposing himself to the
sun. the rain and the wind. The old res
idcut is very chafy Of going out without
his sun hat and his white umbrella. The
newcomer may look upon these prccau-
tion@ as signs Of cH'cmuacy. They are
not so. Experience has told the old resi-
dent that neglect means an attack of
fever. The newcomer sits up late, eats
drinks and smokes as in Europe The
old resident goes to bed hctimcs ANA eats,
drinks and smokes in moderation. New
York Times
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-11-16

Rabbit heads with small horns are ex-
hiLitcd in some Swiss taverns for the
my>tiication of tourists. The horns are
affixed TO the heads by clever and wag-
gish taNiGcrmiStS.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-11-16

He-Well. there's one thing; you never
hear of a man wishing he was a woman.
Shc-Of course not 1t might be his
fate to marry some horrid man.-Boston
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