The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-08-10

| VIII work tor yoUr interests. he it gold or
| silver. Stand by him. and you will he
| assured OF victory. Gentlemen Of the con
or tlariSS;;, m""r-l present for your
c,"!<INrrHt"n the name If AUGUSTUS {.
| Blank"
! II" WAS nominated Ivy Suffwa;ion
| White tn" permanent chairman upstairs;
r:pp'' III vain for order. -ln,liaAAriiS
| Sun.
| y Mysterious .\rhitScmcnt.-"D YOU
hrNtv" there is such thing as rl:i;'voy
anct:: inquired the mat;"r-"tt;,r;
| fl r.lu.
"W"I." answered tn" man VIII, hes
:nt>. II won't say there is an; such
thing. Eu1 | do know this much: SAW
q man Z" to Il pile of canta!"upe> anH
PEEK cut SIX. and everyone OF them WAS
S"ol I" eat. -Wash nytou Sa;.
x .|t>ut priest DOW in South Africa
| Wr},s> /" ih,' boys in the Sew York col
lr:r. where he was FORMERLY !; professors
"\:nr in the blessed lanG'a@r Is djhera
manwnamgwahr.a, 'h1t ;hi*' is no1h:n3
to SEQ, which is M: >lil, IA am ,='lua NAH
M m>inWanaman=Wah']a -A..anla>hu-
mih,lnahrr" ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS go
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES mEWlahr.
$rHator Thomas II. Car. rr Of Montana
:;n;l Senator Ecvrril@r Of Indiana are
wv
a-r:l,> in the world. says the Saturday
lNtl.n@ Post. Each man at one stage
N his carry hfc sold books for Il living
Senator Carte; managed III" Ma iunal
l., l.t';.ir:;n committee" in 1892, and was
!! riuuii!rnt figure 1T the 1cvrn, Phila-
.C|'il:;t tunVtn;lun.
SINCE his election as senator. Mr.. Car
| ter has acquired and aimed tn" rep
tr.,:-: in Congress- Ills anecdotes are
;"n' :" life and generally refer to some
ink .,l.,r tn&, has come within his own
'l':t Walton. In "u.'>.:: :..Nr the senator
locks more and more Like ntlt Sam
u. ought up tu date. His > ;,Wai1 frame.
| rnt, Face, Smr'th lips and painted
hra'A would Il" for an artist : model:
Not long ago 4 stranger in :l>h;nE
,nn WI" had heard much about Senator
Cater said t." an employee OF the Sem
&C. II heard Garter tel his fam"nS
Nv dup story at my h":rl ID + night.
| d.'ln1 think much Of r.
".\lr yea sure it WAS tar.vr: asked
;h:' tm.*nyt somewhat duhioH<.H.
"Cc:';;;n.' He looked As il he bad
tp('rtl GU: If y political! cartoon. You
81 n.,'nt mistake him, and | know the
cry by heart.
"Wila, did The crowd lo:
"\";h ne. There wasn't even Il smile.
"Ny friend. said the Senate man pity
i nciy. ''yo'l'vr been ieveivrl by some
vulgar impo<tor: When Tom Carte: tells
his 'tod-up' story the crowd has got TO
! laugh"
Callt'r- "Whrrc did YOU say. madam
your husband had gone to spend the
EVENING"? Madam Ga little ha:d Of hear
in@:-"l didn't understand him exactly.
but | think h. said he WAS going to az
tend IL >oaktr. - Richmond dispatch.
y ole
!an'llnrd of the tavern at Yarllank to- the
summer man. indicating with Il jerk OF
his thumb a bent and 1imrw"rn figure
that was doldcring down the village
street. rs Uncle Zimri Ia1py. He's lived
here All his life-'mo<t righ1y-<ix years..
Him commented the city man. witt,
mild far"ti"uSntS>. Tile must like ii
here pretty we'll by this time"
"Oh.' yes: he says h. "ur>>t> he'll
n'ak" this village his pcrmanrn, resi-
dcncr. - The Smart Set
An amusing anerlotc is told in book
Just published relating to events near
Paris in 1870.
The prussian King: and crown prince
| were at Versailles and one day the latter
returning, wished to know if the King
also had come back to his temporary
was p:Strd IN the antcchambrr. The sell
tnrl. raw SAXON. replied cheerfully
~ "ieS, y"nr; royal highncsx, little daddy
N'Ap'rhrn) has just gone in.
Iht crown prince. seeing that the man
did not mean t" be in>clrn and unwll!.
nag t." nave him punished. stopped and
said half aloud t" his adjutant II won-
der II he is drunk -
1h' Saxon. Hvrrhrariny. immr,iialrly
presented arms and observed:
A> t" that. your !"yal hi%hntSS. l did
! not notice :nythny.
What could be done but to send tn"
man for instruction in department:
,liiS Rowing ENleri'n.r..\ Pitt >hury
1i'\ Stefan who thought Of taking his coli
"rr' servant with him in projected fish,
ing trip intrrlo%attl him as to his ac-
nHa!ntancr with auua1i:>. After few
pre- ilmlnarH questions he asked: "iIavv
YEA ever wed: James," 'OnIy On the
r>ahS. sab. i't>jury rhronirlv-Vrlv-
| graph.
H'-"l knew your family does not like
me- Sh nut ..V!i1 You h*, my wife,"
ne ttaken a}'atk '-"Wh>w. That's
Shell repeat | should say not but
as 4 girl in love doesn't generally do rs
she <hcu]d III say ye<::'-l'aholir
Standard and Times.
Mr. al!ab"u--"l suffer fcarfuily from
insomnia.
DR.. karStc;n--"I)o your"
Mr.. Nallahou1-"Yt>. can't even
Steep in church. -S"mrrviIlr Journal.
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"l'r N"' sec that bald headed old fell
low there by the windows inquired, the
Daddy Skrctrr ct the huthottl,> fly.
Eyes. see him. huzzrtl the hluvhot-
tie.
"Wrl. that's the man I'm Just aching
t" get even with. He hit me IL nasty
SWlpt yesterday when | was playing
Sh'ot-the-rhuteS on his high forehead.
lie ought t. know that there isn't any
harm III male mosquito.
"Of course there. isn't" b1zzr,] III.
nluch'ttlr: ".Rut what are vou going to
DO about it -
I'm going to keep an eye ON him until
my wife gets home She's been down
here on thu. lake shore with Il lot Of camp
erS. and she's picked up seven different
} kinds Of malaria. Just wait until SHE
bites thc old brute once" -t'lcvcland
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