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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-03-31
wRL1sBURG.
Doings of People IN the Brooke Coun-
ty Metropolis.

Doings Of People IN the Brooke Coun-
ty Metropolis.
Much interest is manifested among
Republicans in this afternoons meet
ing at city hall to select new county
executive committee. The names OF
several representative citizens are be-
ing canvassed, and there will be no
trouble experienced In making up q
committee that viii do good work dur
ing the campaign. The time and mode
OF nominating a county ticket. 1t Is ex-
pected, will be settled by the new COM
mittee without delay.
Mr.. Samuel Jacob. managing editor OF
the Herald, leaves to-day for Washing
ton, to accept q position in the census
bureau. This Is n branch OF the public
service for which Mr.. Jacob is thor
oughly qualified, and the appointment
is one we'll deserved.
The Rev. John f. Jose is filling. very
acceptably, the pulpit of the Methodist
Episcopal church during the absence
Of the pastor. He has rooms at the
parsonage and dimes at the Hudson
House.
A number Of Brooke county students
entered West Liberty normal school at
the spring term opening on March a..
Among them were Misses Anna Quest
and Iva Brashear, Of Wellsburg.
The Knights OF Pythias are expert
encing another boom In membership.
Thursday night four applications were
accepted, another one received, and
three or four more in sight.
T. A. Chapman, esq, has returned
from Hancock county where he spent
several days this week on legal bust-
ness.
But one marriage license has been Is
sued during the month Of March, and
but eight during the present year.
Much interest has been manifested in
the meeting at the Methodist Episcopal
church this week.
Prosecuting Attorney Cotton returned
home yesterday. from trip to Upshur
county.
The Golden Rod Dancing Club will
give masquerade ball in city hall on
April 20.
Attorney W. NJ. Dunlap, OF 7est Lib
erty. was here yesterday on legal busi-
ness.
Judge John a. Campbell, of New
Cumberland, was In town yesterday.
Little Lena. daughter OF George Nell
son. Is seriously III Of typhoid fever.
Attorney j. F. Cree attended court ut
New Cumberland on Thursday,
County court meets Monday in regu-
lar quarterly session.
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BRIpaEPoRT HAPPENINas.
Events of Day in the Town at the
End Of the Bridge.

shortly after o'clock yesterday
morning occurred the death of Rev. N.
c. worthington. For three weeks he
had been absolutely helpless and death
was expected momentarily. caused
from infrmities OF old age Deceased
was for many years in charge of this
district OF the Methodist Episcopal
church, and for over nifty years was an
active worker In the Methodist
churches. Deceased was eighty-seven
years Of age, and a wife and six chill
dren survive him. us follows: Mrs j.
T. Scott. who is In india; Mrs. a. l..
Leland, Mrs. william Hayward and
FRANK WorthIngton, OF GAINESVILLE;
William WoTthington, of Anaconda,
Col, and Mrs. Il. 4 Howell, OF this
city. The funeral Will take place to-
morrow afternoon nj o'clock and In
ternent VIII be at Weeks cemetery.
The Knights OF Pythlas fair and fes.
tival has again been postponed, II was
the intention OF the lodge to have the
fair four nights, commencing April IL,
It was then postponed one week and
now on account Of the dates conflicting
with other social events which they
thought might prove n retnrding ele-
ment TO the attendance at the fair,
they have again postponed It until
May 2, 3, 4 and 8. These win be the
final dntcs and are not subject to post
ponement.
But two days yet remain until the
citizens OF this city have an opportu-
nifty TO cast their votes for candidates
whom they consider the most worthy.
Let every Republican remember that
the candidates on that ticket are quall-
fled and entirely worthy OF the offices
they seek. Vote the Republican ticket
and vote II straight and by so doing
uphold the administration which has
done so much towards restoring cros-
perity in this vicinity
The Wheeling creek miners VIII meet
IN the miners hall nj West Bridgeport
this afternoon nt o'clock.
Mrs. Jacob Heasley has gone TO
Woodland. w. Va, called there by the
illness OF her mother
Miss Edith Loe went to Pittsburgh
yesterday, to spend a couple Of weeks
with relatives,
Rev. q. welsc nnd family left yester-
dag Ter thelr future home at New Ha-
ven, Conn,
II. d. Faust. of Baltimore, was n
buslncssa caller In town yesterday.
Mrs, ELSIE Hammond. Of sclo, is the
guest Of relatives In Klrkwood.
Thomas McCabc. OF Maynard. was In
town yesterday on buslnesa,
School adjourned yesterday for the
weeks spring vacation.
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INFERIOR OF UNITED STATES SENATE oMAMBER

Our nation Is passing through great
political crisis. Whether our national
policy is to be one Of territorial expan'
sion, or whether VIC aIO TO remain Glooi
from international complications, IS tho
supreme question confronting our Con
gress. Tho attention of the world is d.
rectcd toward us. The deliberations Of
chr Congress have como to be Of inter
national Importance.
But this consideration affects only
our external welfare. Our domestic
problems arc not ono bit less import
ant. We have serious questions before
Us that relate only to homo interests,
Chief among them Is the health Of our
people. Catarrh hes already become o
national curse. It's rayages extend from
ocean to ocean. Moro than one-hRlf Of
the people arc affected by it, 1t has be-
come such serious matter that 1t has
passed tho boundaries of the medical
profession and become . national ques-
ton. Senators arc talking about it;
Congressman are discussing IT. They
arc not only considering the extent and
chronic nature of the disease, but the
possibility Of finding national remedy
to meet this national calamity.
Cong. Howard from Alabama.
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couraged to believe that Its continued
use will fully eradicate a disease of
thirty years standing. David Meekison,
Napoleon, o."
United States Senator Sullivan.
IT desire to say that 1 have been tax.
ing Ps-ru.na for some time for catarrh,
and have found It an excellent medicine,
giving me more relief than anything 1
have ever taken. W. v. Sullivan, Or
ford, Miss"
United States Senator MoEneFy.
Hon. S. D. McEuery, United States
Senator from Louisiana, says the follow.
ing In regard to Po-ru-na:
"Po-ru-nA is an excellent tonic. 1
have used it sufficiently to say that I
believe 1t to be all that you claim for It.
8. D. McEnery, New Orleans, Louisi-
ana"
Congressman VI. P. BrOWnlOw.
al have suffered with cntarrh of the
stomach for several years and for the
past twelve months WAS IN an exceed
ingly critical condition. My attention
was called to your Pe-ru.na and l began
to use it, and my Improvement was
noticeable after the first three days. l
have taken three bottles of the medicine
and 1 feel satisfied that I am now almost
II not permanently cured. In connec.
ton with the Pe-ru-na, / have used your
MRn.a-lln for biliousnsss and torpid
liver. 1 regard It as the best medicine
for this purpose that have ever used
Having been benefited so much myself,
1 give you this statement that OtherD
may be likewise benefited. W.P. Brown
low, NJ. c., Jonesboro, Tenn"
For a free book, entitled "WinteF
Catarrh," address The Pe-ru-na Drug
Manufacturing Company, Columbus, o.
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McMEcHEN NOTES.
Daily Items of Interest About People
and Events.

Daily Items Of Interest About People
and Events.
q. w. Mather Division No. %, U. r..
X. OF r.. held an interesting meeting
at their hall at Benwood Junction last
night, at which time three new candl-
dates were indicted into the mysteries
of the order.
Rev +. T. Cartwright. OF Glendale
viii preach at the Methodist Episcopal
church, Sunday, morning and evening
In the absence OF the pastor. Rev. Car
roll.
Keller & MARBLE, the contractors,
have received the contract for 1--WE new
houses, 10 be erected at Glendale. for
b, b, McMechen,
Rev Smith. OF Moundsville. will
prtach at the Christian church. Sunday
afternoon NJ $50 o'clock. All are invit-
ed to attend.
MI engineers and their wives are re.
qucsted to be at Skaters hall. Sunday,
at 1880, to attend the open installation
OF officers.
Joe Halstead Relief Corps No. "a
VIII give m oyster and lcre cream sup
per at their hall on the evening Of April
a small child OF Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Kuhn died Wednesday and was buried
yesterday NJ Rosby's Rock.
The Republican League club held a
rousing meeting at the mayors Office
last night.
Mrs. c. G, McMcchen is at West
Bethany, Pa, visiting friends
BEECHANs PILLS will dispcl the
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AssIeNEE,s SALE.
RECEIVERS SALE.

d EcElvERs SALE
nv virtue Of a decree entered In the cir
cuff court OF Ohio county, West virginia,
on the 18th day Of March i lgS; IN ne
WarricIS et ais, In chancery, therein
pending the undersigned special FsfsIySr
ie50 nj o'clock p. m, receive
BIDS oflerlrg to , purchase 7S IT the E prep
WSrrick a, Co. heretofore doing business
at No. li32 Main. street. In the, city o.
Wheeling, at q price to be named In such
i. The stock Of goods and other personal
property used in the business OF the SAID
2. The stock Of goods and other, personal
property and the accounts and debts due
the said firm.
The receiver will, upon application. give
10 any person desiring to bid. any informa-
tIon in his power respecting the condition
OF the said property and business
TERMS OF SALE-Cash.
HENRY SPEYER,
mhls Special Receiver.
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home to-day from several days bust
ness trip to Mingo.
Miss Mary Hudson, Of Galllpolis. is
thes guest Of relatives on This
Heights"
Prof. NJ. d. Morris went to Flushing
last evening to spend Sunday with his
family.
Mrs. John Kyne went to Mlngo yes
terday to spend a few days with rela-
tlves.
Willie C'Boots'O Harris has returned
from weeks stay at Mingo Junction.
Frank McCaffrey is very I'll at his
home on Hanover street.
Brock Brown is up from MounGsvllle
calling on friends.
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ConFressman Brewer.

Hon. Willis Brewer, Representative
in Congress from Alabama writes the
following letter to DR.. Hartman;
II have used ono bottle of Pe-ru-nA
for lassitude, and take pleasure in
recommending It to those who need o
good remedy. AS tonic 1t is excellent.
In tho short time I have used It, It has
done me . great deal of good. Willis
Brewer, Hayneyllle, Ala"
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COng. Howard from Alabama.

IL have taken
Pe-ru-nH now for
two weeks, and
find I am very
much relieved. I
feel that my cure
will be Perma a.
nent. I have also
takon It for Ia
grippe, and l take
pleasure in
recomm endfn g
Pe-ru-na as IN ex-
cellent remedy to
NIL follow suf.
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Congressman Eeskison.

Hon. David
Nieekison, Mem
Der Of Congress
from Ohio, says
Of Pe-ru-ns: u
have used sew
erai bottles Of
Pe-ru.na and feel
greatly benefited
thereby from my
catarrh Of the
hand and Iaal an
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THE OIL SCOUTS.
.rs. Scout Becomes Reminiscent
and Tells Interesting
STORIES OF OLD TIMERS

:, .,s oil Fields-Incidents in the
- r,rcer of Boyle and Others Of the
VA on Guard That VIII be Read With
Tntsrsst by the Present Generation
:, oil Huntors-HOw a Notable
S 9. was Scored in the Old Days.
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GENERAL NOTICES.

n M. . Command 81. New ZOE.

= No. &c cortlandt ST., New York.
February 20 1900
PREFERRED STOCK DIVIDEND No O..
At a meeting OF tho board Of directors,
held thIs day, a uuartcr-yearly dividend
f6e preferred capital stock OF the National
Tibe Company was declared out OF the
uet proflts OF the company payable April
:. 1900. az the oiiice OF the company No.
IN rortlandt street New York city.
Tho preferred stock transfer books will
he closed on March Is, 1900 at o'clock
u. M. and will remain closed until April
Z, 1900. at 10 o'clock a. m.
uhGs-m29-Sl-ap2 treasurer.
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g. SMITH, EEE Ebt lEEsTTSsA1 IaRc
National Exchange Bank Building.
....FoR RENT.

FOR SALE.
No. % sixteenth street, S-story brick
store room and 10 rooms.
No Is Maryland street.
No. q Maryland street.
No. s. Main street.
No. 40 Main street.
Lot on Fifteenth street
Lot on South Front street.
New house on South Huron street.
No. 90 North Front street.
No &C Seventeenth street
No lsi Nineteenth streei-Hl,lO0,
Lot east end Nineteenth street, @ feet
front-S9O.
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MEDICAL.
BEAUTY, THE C0N0UEROR
BELLAVITA

Arsenic Beauty Tablets and PMS PER-
fectiy safe and guaranteed treatment for
all skin disorders Restores the bloom OF
youth TO faded faces. 10 days treatment
zoe; 20 days Sl.o0. by mail. Send for cir
eular. Address
NERvTh MEDICAL co., clulOu Jackson Sts., Chicago,
Sold by ChGs. r. Goctze. Druggist, Mar
kGt and Twelfth streets, Whcellng. w.
Va feoi-lGw
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A LAZY liver makes n lazy man.
Burdock Blood Bitters r. the natural
never falling remedy for lazy liver
II.
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ers. NJ. W. Howard.
Fort Payne, Ala.
Congressman Worthington.

Hon. H. G. wOrthington, Congress-
man from Nevada, and Ex-Minister to
Argentine Republic, says in letter
written to DR.. Hartman:
"Allow me to express my gratitude to
you for the benefit derived from your
remedies. I have taken ono bottle Of
Pe-ru-na and 1t has benefited immensely
3 case OF cstarrh Of some months stand
ing. I cordially commend its use to all
similarly afflicted. Il. G. worthingtOn,
Washington, D. c."
Congressman Shower.
"IhaVe found Pc-ru.ns a very efficient
and speedy ronsdy for persistent and
annoying cough resulting from catarrhal
trouble. Horace g. Shower, Port Austin
Mich.D
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TRUSTEES SALE.
TRUsTEE's SALE,

TRUsTEE's SALE,
BY virtue OF deed OF trust made by
Charlotte NJ. Conant and George W So-
nant, her husband, dated January 3, lS'S,
recorded In the Office OF the clerk of the
county court OF Ohio county. West Vir-
ginia, In Deed OF Trust Book No 81. page
| SlG i will sell at public auction, at the
north front door OF the court house OF SAID
county, on
TUESDAY, APRIL 10, 1900,
at 10 o'clock a. M, the following described
pI fpt ~ Five Five - In Jonathan zane's ad-
dltlon to the city OF Wheeling. upon, which
are the brick buildings known u Mo-. ~
and 623is Main street. Excepting mere
running from Main street back a distance
OF one hundred and ten UlW feet, being
the parcel conveyed by George Edwarls'
trustee, and others 10 Mrs. susan ROBERTS,
said clerks Office In Deed Book No. e.
page 200 And excepting t2) strip rum
ming across said lot with width OF ntty
feet, the eastern line OF said strip being
at It's southern ed distant one ,, aGnu, ,Ss
curb-stone on Main street. being the parce!
conveyed by George Edwards. trustee, ana
Others to the p. w & Il X. H. co, ~
deed dated August ~ lSl2 recSrdeGd IN sail
90 And excepting (y so much OF said lot
as Hes west OF tie last described strip,
being the parcel conveyed to thg ~. Satd X
by decd dated June Z, 1855 recorded in said
clerks office in Deed Book No. 81; PAGE lh2.
The property 10 be sold was devised 10
the said Charlotte n. Conant by Michael
Edwards by VIII dated November u lS5,
recorded in said clerks ounce III WIN BOOK
TERMS or sALE-onc-th OF the
purchase money and as much more aS the
nurrhnser may elect cash In hand, and the
residue IN two equal lnstGllments. payable
respectively In one and two years from
Tho dato or sale with interest from that
day tho purchaser giving his negotiable
notcs FOR The same, and the tue either
20 be retained until such potes are palu!
nr 10 be convened with q reservation or
a lion for the deferred purchase money
or upon other security 20 the satisfaction
OF the trustee such purchaser must -
sure the buildings on the property solt.
10 the sntIsfaction OF the trustee, and for
WILLIAM p. HUBBARD,
r,rte Trustee.
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.R0LE 6 ZANE.
..,..FoR sALE.....

Desirable s-roomed dwelling, 70 South
Front street II you are looking for .
home Won Will be pleased with this prop
cry. Bargain. Easy terms.
The 6-roomed dwelling at " MaEyllfQ
street: fuii lot. Cheap.
6-roomed dwelling, stone foundation, va
tor In house, all in good condition, on
North Erie street, for n,4O.
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0REATEsT FACILITIES FOR THE
NJ Prompt Completion OF orders at the
Inteliigenccr Job Printing once
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VYTANTED-ROOMF FOR SINGLE GEN
w TLEMAN. About ten or lliteen iu'i n,
once. X Y. T.. care Intelligeneer once.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. AND EN-
w ERGETIC shleRmen to sell the Wen
known DIeterlchs Nalye-olcuin l.uDri-
eating OILS to the consuming trade , 9i,
Commission. Apply 10 DlETElnCH
VA1sVE-oLEUM OH. CO., 90 Carney. s,
Building, Cleveland. Ohio. Jazz
JJyANTEp-PosFMoN OF ASSISTANT
: w to physician and surgeon IN West VIZ
PinIa. Have had 1--WE years experience.
Am willing TO do the hard work. o.. can
operntG any OF the modern mechanical eP'
paratns. Including Hydro and Elfctro
Theropy In their various forms Can ~
nish references. Address LOCK t'uA ~ 70, W.
Greensboro, Pa. EIssa
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GAIEsMAN WANTED.

ITIRAVELTNG SALESMAN WANTED
for established house No teclnlc ~
knowledge necessary, but simply ny
around hustler OF good appearance ul'u
nldress. Flrst-class line; special contract.
Entire time required References, BoN
500 Detroit. Mich mTSI
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JAMES A. HENRY.

Real Estate Agent. Collector, Notary
Public and Pension Agent No i6l2
Main street
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WANTED.

NY ANTEp-oFFICE BOY. ABOUT 4
w years OF age. Address In own manu-
writing. 3. c., care Inteliisencer ONCE;
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FEMAIE HELP WANTED.

6IO-A DAY EASILY MADE TAX;
% il ~ ING orders for Life OF Moody.
Best book. Best terms. Credit; Enll ON 9It-
II N. Sixth ST.. Uihlladelphln. Pa. JAZZ.
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AGENTS.

a GENTS WNNTED-lO PER CENT
~ proat Thirty useful Household NOV
elites. Write for new catalogue. lblsl-
EoIS CUTLERY CO.. Decatur, III. -----.
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ANEoUNoElrRNTs.
...ANNOnNcENlRNT.. j.

hereby announce inyRrlf Al a candle
date for the nomination OF County As
SCISSOR. Country district. OF Ohio county.
subject to the decision OF tho Republican
primaries respectfully solicit your
support
mrs.w&u WILL WAppLE
S(SouNTY COMMISSIONERS
~ CLAY DISTRICT.
E,A,tor Intelllgeneer:
PHASE announce the name OF Scott Faif
from Clay District, subject 70 the dgcllipn
or the, Republican primaries Mr.. Fair
has lnhFe property Interests. and would
make q Aloat useful member OF the board.
mr2s' MANY VOTERS.
A INVOLVEMENT.
hereby announce myself AZ q eandl.
date for County Commissioner OF AIadi-
son District. subject TO tho decision Of the
Republican primaries. on April .. Your
support Is respectfully solicited,
mrs. c. EDwARp scHENERLE1N.
NOTICE
desire TO announce 70 the Republicans
OF Ohio County. thet am a candidate for
County Assessor Country District Of Ohio
County. at the primary ebeution, to b held
Abril Is.
Your support Is respectfully solicited.
jail LEsrER SMITH.
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FOR RENT.

NOR RFNT-THE DELAPLAINS
ID homestead, located at No. 1907 Chap
line street Apply to Jacob w. Grub, N05
1906 Market street. dele
DOR RENT-THREE-RooA ON TIM
n Island; all modern cOnVenlencO9; VII
rent reasonable to a couple without chill
dren. TELEPHONE ISL mh1I
NOR RENT-Two STORE ROOMS, q
i and % Twelfth street CMcLaln Blodkls
Best location In the city. Enquire OF X.
Telephone 1914 g!
ToR RENT-TTIE WELL KNOWN
business stand No. 1850 Water street.
occupied for many years by Henry Sea-
mons stogie factory. Changes made %
suit tenant. GEO. A. WICKHAM, corner
Twelfth and Water streetS. mrlS
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REAL ESTATE.
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS.

Groom new house at Leatherwo0d, an
modern improvements; large lot.
groom house No. 1913 AcColloch street,
cheap II sold at once.
Lot 20 by 1H feet on North YORK Streesa
price S.l00; on easy terms.
at 3l.l0O -. -. =,
'' lots 25xl9O feet in Zane's Orchard at -
each. on easy payments.
Lots 5Ox16O feet at Echo Point, on month"
Money TO Loan on Real Estate.
Fire Insurance Speciality.
ROLF & ZANE,
Telephope 5es No. 80 Fourteenth So
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MA1E HELP WANTED.

gTNRAVELTNG AIJesMAN WANTED
for fall trade TO sell our special makes
OF dry goods direct to retailer! on commits
sion. The PURNELL DALE Mills
Box &c., Philadelphia pa, mrsl-s
NTAN WANTED 10 DELTyER AND
NL collect In Wheeling and vicinity; w
a week and expenses. AddIess ,1 DeiiNeI very
Market Sts., philadelphia. Pa mrM-S
- ;, IN A NyrTTgT,
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BuEeHANrs PILLS will dlSpcl the
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ster!!" ert0nte Die prompte Mntpprt.