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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
MkINLEY DENOUNCED.

The Indiana Gold Democrats, re-
Gently in session in Indianapolis, de-
clared against Mr.. Bryan, as was to be
expected, but they also denounced
President Mckinley in unmeasured
terms, which was unexpected. Among
others. this resolution was adopted:
I'VE fully realize and admit that there
seems at the present time to be no prac-
tical way of applying the PRINCIPLES in
which We believe, to the administration
which we have nothing but adherence
There is hardly a Democratic doctrine
which the present Republican administra-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

ton has not violated or threatened to vio-
late.
The Towering of Hannais,n and spoil-
ism in the thievery and corruption re-
certify unearthed in the cuhan alnnistra-
ton make 1t impossible as it seems to us
for any Democrat to support Mckinley
This is good. 1t shows the Gold
Democrats are still Democrats and
American citizens. They understand
and appreciate the situation. 1t is
impossible for any Democrat to sup
port Mckinley" on any issue. That is
as true as Gospel.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
The same Old carpetbagger.

Atlanta Constitution.
From recent developments in Cuba it is
quite evident that the species of carpet
baggism from Ohio and Inliana which
fiourished in the Southern States between
1865 and 1868 is still kept on tap in those
States, and that the hand or the manipu-
lator has lost none of its cunning
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
HOW To REMIT

Send a1Aremittances by Registered
Letter. ExpreRs Order, Check or
Postal Note. Patrons run IA risk
of losing remittances sent in any
other way. All amounts for $500
or less can be sent by postal order
sOr three cents. Address
THE REGISTER,
Wheeling, w. Va.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
Mckinley Establishing a Record.

Albany, n. Z, Argus.
President Mckinley has just pardoned
his thirty-first bank robber. BY reason
able diligence during the rest of his term
he ought to be able to make the average
for the four years one robber a month
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
No Relief From such a Source.

Kansas City Tifes.
Relief from the trusts through a Repub-
lican Congress that openly approves every
piece of legislation authorizing these COM
mercial brigands TO put their hands deep
er into the peoples pockets is as hopeless
as trying to bale out the water from the
sea with a sieve.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
Food for Farmers 1-ought.

OItIdIld " OTIu-1eraIQ.
Farmers of America Two years ago
you could trade two bushels Of wheat for
100 pounds of barb wire. To-day you
must Yield UP six bushels of wheat for
100 pounds of barb wire. While every
thing you have to sell has either remained
stationary In price or advanced only from
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

Kruger again demonstrates his wis
dom. His voice is still for war, but he
has sent his private fortune to a safe
place.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

The chances are that you eat bread.
Most people do. When you want good
bread; when it is too hot to bake;
when it is too cold to bake; in fact, all
the time use WHEELING BAKERY
BREAD.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
Gates Not In 1t.

Chicago Chronicle.
The news that thieves have stolen the
entire stock issue of a steel company from
brokers office will fill Mr.. John W.
Gates, now wandering in foreign lands
with unavailing envy and regret.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

George B. Mcclellan, of New York,
appears to have pretty strong backing
for the Democratic nomination for Vice
President. 1t is too early, however, to
predict the result.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

RGUSON-Thursday May 24th at
2:30 D. m, at the residence of his mother,
John W. Ferguson, in the 42d year of his
age.
Funeral will take place from the resi-
dence of his mother, No. So Twenty-sixth
street, Saturday May Goth, at o'clock
p. m. Friends of the family invited. In
terment private at Peninsula cemetery.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

The Thieves have also been located
in Porto Rico. Hawaii, Guam, the
Ladrones, and a few other isolated
fragments of the Empire are yet to be
heard from.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
Nbeelin9 Re9lster
CHARLES II. TANEY, General Mana ger.

The REGISTER embracing its several
editions Is entered at the Postoffice at
Wheeling, w. Va, MS second-class matter.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

Sale of Gents Furnishing Goods--stone
&, Thomas.
Pastel Velvet Ribbons-Geo. E. stifel
& Co
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

Grand jury day is fast approaching.
What's Council going to do about it?
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
WANTED.


WANTED-To borrow $500 on good Sc.
curfty by well established firm. State
rate of interest and address W. II. C.
care this office ma25er
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

An every day luxury is WHEELING
BAKERY BREAD. Nothing better can
be made. The largest loaf sold.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

LoST-Biack metal watch between South
and Fourteenth streets. on Market Find
er viii please return to No. Zane street
ma26er
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
no you WANT COUNTRY PLACER
7 IsT OF LETTERS.

Remaining in the postoffice at wheeling.
Ohio county w. Va, Saturday, MAY %
To obtain any OF the following the appli-
cant must ask for advertised letters, give
ing date of list;
Ladies' List.
Clark. Mrs Ida Nekin. Mrs. AL
May, ice Co..
Everick. Mrs. r. II. Price. Mrs. Mabel.
Feikenson, Mrs. stanton, Miss Oh
Louis, lie go,
Graves Miss Leigh. Stewart Miss Myrt,
Hunter. Mrs. Saunders. Miss j.
Korn. Mrs w. w
King. Miss Mamie. Smithley. Miss Cora,
Murray, Miss Min Shovencr. Mrs. An
ME, ME
Murry Nettie, Wilson. sdrs. V. e.
Masters, Mrs. Nellie
GentIemnn's List.
Butler, G. A., Lucash John %,
Barrett, f. j., Marsh. Walter.
Davis. Hugh e., Mccoy H..
Davis, J. N. Mettler o. G,
Fowler, j., McKanna. Patrick.
Garretson. Rose. Owens, p. j.
Quinn, Emmett ", Palm. Edward.
Gardin, Michael Ryan. Charley.
Hanley, VIM, Rice, r. r.
Hall. J. b., Richards Chas. L..
Hurley, Sam, Royce NJ
Hopkins. Will Smith, Richard
Jones. VIM. j., Smith Henry Lloyd,
Kelley. John s.. Tarbett, Jos.
Firms.
Lester Music Co, Wheeling Axle Co.
Stryon, Beggs & Co,
GEORGE WISE, Postmaster.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

Cool Balbriggan Underwear-McFad
dens.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

Dressy Shirt Waists-Geo NJ Shook G
Company.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

Parasol Sale-J. S. Rhodes & Co
Hotel for Sale-J. c Devine & Co
Agents Wanted-Mrs NJ. Canaan.
List of Letters.
Auction Sale of Groceries-C. S. Gree
Blackola-R. II. List
Wanted-Resident Agent.
Lost-NWateh.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
MUSICAL.

Monday the eclipse has the floor.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
MALE HELP WANTED.

WANTED-50 men at once Inquire at
SCHENk & SONS Packing House in
Fulton. ma25erdq
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

PROFITS in Stocks. Wheat and Cotton
Mackeys Modern Methods Make Money
Write for our free book. c. +. MACKEY
& co, 50 Broadway, New York. fe3sath
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
TRUSTEES SALE.

The undersigned will sell the stock Of
merchandise of James r McHenry.
bankrupt. at public aection at the store
room in the hotel of B. Wells. in Metz.
Marion county. W. Va, on Wednesday,
June 9Th. 1900, at 10 o'clock a. m. The en-
tire stock will be sold in gross to the
highest bidder, subject to the approval OF
the =. 5. District Court for the District
OF W. Va. In re bankruptcy proceedings
against James f. MeHenry
Terms or Saie:-At least one-third cash.
and the balance in two equal installments
at two and four months. with interest.
notes with satisfactory security to be
given for the deferred installments
WILL j. BOOHER
ma2oetSdi Trustee in Bankruptcy
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

WANTED-An energetic man. Apply al
Rooms and (. 1853 Market street, be-
tween the hours of 5 and 9 a. m. and
after four p. m. ma24es
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
INDrS TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Fourth Page.

.
Second Page.
Property for Sale-Rolf & Zane.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26
FEMALE HRLp WANTED.

WANTED-A good cook for small family
No washing; best wages. lis South Pen
street, Island. ma25erdq
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-05-26

WANTED-Jour. tailor: young man. IS to
"a single. TO work on bench and trim.
Steady employment; salary by the week.
Can on MR.. JONES. Merchant tailor.
Market street. ma25erdq
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23
Got Over the Limit.

The late Senator Sawyer of Wiscon-
sin was a very generous giver of char
ity and of presents, which neither he
nor the beneficiary would have cared
to denominate as charity, though the
gifts amounted to much the same. He
told a friend n day that he was
going to turn over a new leaf and try
to keep his donations down to a limit
that would not exceed $1,000 a month.
Three months after he had announced
this resolution his friend asked how
he had made out.
81 started out pretty WE'LL" he re-
piled, land If l hadn't given an old
friend of mine in Wisconsin who had
struck hard luck $4,000 last month l
think | should have kept within the
mit,"-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23
Notice to Cot owner.

To Edwin w. Toole, William Wallace. j.,
John M. Carothers, Robert Kane, Herbert O..
Chowen, Harry D. Burghardt, James II. Ander-
son and Elmer j. Anderson, fheir heirs, eXecut-
Ors, administrators or assigns: You are here
by notified that David Rice, your
has in accordance with section 1924 of the re-
vised statutes of the United States, expended in
labor and Improvements upon the Fred Mann
quartz lode mining claim situated In the Mont
ana (unorganized) mining district, county of
Cascade, state OF Montana. Uhe notice of lOca-
ton of said claim Deing duly filed for record in
the Office of the recorder of Meagher county,
state of Montana. on August 2Sth, 1881. and re
corded in book M of lodes on page 134 the sum
of two hundred 5000 dollars for annual repre-.
sentation for the years eighteen hundred and
ninety eight 0S9S) and eighteen hundred and
ninety nine 1899.
And you are hereby notified that unless you
contribute your proportion of such expendit
ures, together with the interest and costs OF
this publication, within ninety days after the
complete service of this notice by publication
all vour right. title and interest and claim in
and TO the above described Fred Nam quartz
lode mining claim will become the property OF
the undersigned, your w who have per
formed the work and made the required eXpen
ditureS thereon. DAVID RICE.
Dated this 9th day of May, 1900.
First publication May II. 1900.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23
DIDN'T MAKE A SALE,
But 1t Was Really His Own Fault
After All.

But 1t Was Really His Own Fault
After All.
what we're after is your tobacco
door. "We're bucking the trust and
are bound to win out if the ~people'll
only stand by us. Don't make any diff
ference whether you smoke, chew, dip,
swab or snuff it. We can fit you out,
fit you right and guarantee every pack
age"
I'm glad you didn't mention ciga-
~rettes," smiled the little old lady at the
other side of the sill. Il have no mer-
cy on cigarettes. Not a bit! Not a bit.
| say. | abominate snuff, l think
chewing a most uncleanly practice, !
will not allow a pipe in the house, and
l can just tolerate a cigar. Won't you
come in?"
He accepted and for 10 minutes di.
lated on the merits of his goods and
the iniquities of the trust. She was a
sympathetic listener and made an occa-
sional inquiry.
"Now," he reached in his peroration
'if you will have your men folks try
our goods I'll call later. sell them q
trial lot cheap and then put them or
our list of customers, for l know they'll
be pleased"
"Men folks? Dear me! Sister and
have lived here for 80 years alone
Goodness! Did you think | was mar
ried?" And she looked pleased. "But
you're mistaken. Not that l didn't
have chances enough, and sister, too
but
MADAM, I'm selling on commission
You should have told Inc half an houl
ago." And he made long strides to
ward the door.
"But if you could send me up ar
ounce or SO of some cheap snuff to keer
the moths out of the furs- Why, the
rude mani" For he was half a bloch
away.-Detroit Free Press.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23

United States Land Once, Helena, Montana.
May 3rd, 1900.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settlers have filed in this office. notice
of their intention 10 make final proof in sup
port of their respective entries and that said
proofs will he made before w. M. Cockrill, uni.
ted States Commissioner for the district of
Montana, at his Office rooms 3 and 4 Phelps
block in the city OF Great Falls. Cascade county
Montana, on the 26th day of June, 1900, VIZ:
James G. Weaver,
who made homestead application No. 6,506. for
the els sell sec. Z, swA swl4 sec. 8. nwA nw4
sec. II, township IL north range 9 east;
George Maurer.
who made homestead application No. 1901. foi
the seA nell sec. IL. township Is north range s
east; lots 2 and 3 nell swA sec. Z township Ii
north. range Q east.
John Chambers,
who made homestead application No. 7,l47, fol
the nwl4 se4, WIZ ne4, sell nwh sec. Z town,
ship 10 north. range 9east.
They name the following witnesses to prove
their continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said lands as required by law. viz:
Fabian Jensen, Richard r. Maud, James Q
Weaver George Maurer, and John Chambers
all of k'bbey, Montana.
George d. Greene,
Register.
First Publication May l2, 1900.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23
Try q Change,

You have probably tried the plan of
making others miserable and found
little comfort in 1t. Try making 9TH
ers happier. Possibly it will suit you
better. Too many people have the hab-
it of saying disagreeable things to and
about others. There is no pleasure in
it, but there Is SO much unhappiness
in the world that you can gain genuine
satisfaction by saying kind things of
people, by doing kind things. Don't
cut and slash. 1t only makes misera-
BILE people more miserable. The fact
that others cut and slash you is no ex-
cuse for adopting their mistaken poll
cy. With a little modesty and a little
kindness you can do missionary work
every day and accomplish a great deal
of good.-Atchison Globe.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23
Notice for Publication.

United States Land Otice, Helena, Montana,
May 25th. 1900.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed in this office notice OF
his intention to make final proofs in support OF
lis entries, and that said proofs will be made
before W. NJ. Cockrill, U. S. commissioner for
the district of Montana, at his office, rooms 8
and 4 Phelps block in the city of Great Falls.
Cascade county, Montana, on the 9th day of Ju.
ly, 1900. viz:
CHARLES A. NEVINS,
who made homestead entry No, 1896 for the 81
NEA; NWA NEA; Sec. %, SWh NW4 Sec. %
TIP IL, N. r. s f.
Charles A. Nevins, brother and one of
the heirs of Marshall A. Nevins, de-
ceased.
who made homestead entry No. 1898 for the EIs
SEA; Sec. -. NJ SW4 Sec. %. TIP 16, n. II. Sc,
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said lands as required by law. viz:
Robert English. Oscar English, Arthur Ne
bel, and Herman Nobel, all of Kibbey, Montana
GEORGE d. GREENE,
Register.
First Publication June 9, 1907
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23
Notice for Publication.
HttEIoV
First Publication May l2, 1900.

U. :. Land Once at Helena, Montana. MAJ
25th. 1905.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed in this Ofice notice o
his intention to make final proof in support Of
his claim, and that said proof will he made be
fore w. NJ. Cockrill. United States Commiss
Toner for the District of Montana. At his onic,
rooms s and 4 Phelps block, in the City o
Great Falls. Cascade County, Montana on tn,
10th day OF July, 1876, viz:
OLE l.. ROMUNSTAD
who made homestead entry No. 1858 for SWA
of section l in Township Is north of Range o Z.
County of Cascade. State of Montana.
lie names the following Witnesses TO prov,
his continuous Residence upon and cultivation
of said land, viz:
John Alkesson. George Brennan, ole Bren
nan, Anton Carlson. all of Belt, Montana.
GEORGE D. GREENE.
Register.
(First Publication June 2, 1902
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23
Notice of Stockholders Meeting.

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of Gait Mining company,
will be held at the Frisco motel in
Neihart, Montana, on Wednesday
June 9th at B o'clock p. M, for the
election of trustees to serve for the
ensuing year, and to vote upon the
proposition to authorize the trustees
to sell, bond or lease the mine, and
for the transaction of such other bus
mess as may properly come before
the meeting.
Dated this 23rd day of May, 1900.
Chas. D.. Ladd,
Secretary.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23
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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23
H NEWS OF BELT.

Dude Locket departed for Silver
Junction Tuesday.
Jos. Chambers was in the Falls
Tuesday on business.
Mark Morris speRt a couple of
days at Great Falls the early part of
the week.
Misa Pearl Dockery has accepted
a position with w. R. Glasscock as
bookkeeper.
Miss Mable Graham is in the
Falls spending a couple of weeks
among relatives and friends.
Peter Breen of Neihart was down
Wednesday to move his family to
the silver camp.
Jonas Olson of Great Falls was
visiting his friends in Belt the fore
part of the week.
The lO-year old son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Grove is confined to his bed
! with a very severe attack of tonsa-
lites.
Among the parties who spent a
few days Gaming last week were E.
r. Clingan and family, and w. R.
1 Glascock. Both report a pleasant
time.
Lou Moore of Livingston was in
camp Monday the guest of Mr.. and
Mrs. r. NJ. Burris. Mr.. Moore is
J. one Of the popular N. P. conductors
e and is travelling over the state on a
), vacation.
, Miss Garry Sanford one of Belts
most popular teachers has returned
from Sun River and opened up q
summer school at Lower Belt. Miss
I Sanford is an excellent teacher and
: her school will be we'll %patronized.
Mrs, NJ. J. Young was surprised
by "A party of her most intimate
friends last Saturday night the oc.
c~assion being her birthday. AL
present had a good time and the
evening was spent in JOY and gooc
will.
S j. E. Collette, the photographer
n who is an expert of making a home
o ly mug look like a sever time win
ner will be in Neihart Friday where
he will entertain the people of thu
white city with anything from a til
+ type to a hard luck story.
P. w. X, Robertson B. Sc
Il graduate of McGill is in the city tn,
g guest of DIR. Patterson one of hi
at university colleges. Mr.. Robertson
is inspecting the different mine
id around the state having been il
Butte, Marysville, Cooke City ant
other camps and will 90 to Neihar
ID shortly. He is an exceedingl.
ly pleasant gentleman and we'll verse,
in the science of mines and mining
or Mr.. Robertson is a citizen of tn
<. City of Mexico.
A note without date or signatur
% was slipped under the door of TIL
knocker office with the followin,
, question. Ask John Gray how t
propose? Now as far as this offic
n is concerned we have tackled a
kinds of ways and 81 far have me
with that small word that new
meant yes. But if the writer wi
only explain the reason for askin
the Knocker will put the questio
to John. From personal experienc
: the Knocker would advise the use {
n a long distance telephone.
Il, Matt fuss of Albright met with
very painful if not a serious accider
st, last Sunday evening at about . o
clock p. m. He was prying o
some rock and stepped out to fs
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23

that Kent and Blackstone and all
the others who passed as legal illu-
manaries were mistaken when they
proclaimed. by the way Of political
balm, that bills after a certain date
became a matter of red ink on the
right side of the ledger page, and to
demonstrate his proposition he threw
the Marque of Queensberry in the
mud and took Coke Oven Flat rules
wherein one has the privilege of
showing his antagonist stars instead
of stripes, just as the son went down.
1t was only a blow, but one that
did not kill father, for no sooner did
the n who struck the ground land
upon his six feet of dust, than he
was up and off like a shot, with the
man who sought for his filthy lucre
a good second, seeing that he could
not keep up the pace he took to the
water that is paluted by the Neihart
concentrator and Belt coal dust, and
ran out to the middle of the steam.
Not having the power of he who
walked upon the water or the price
of boat, the pursuer could no,
reach him, but he used some Ian.
guage that was not contained in any
of the few psalms that the Knockel
has connected to memory. Friend:
interfeared and the self emerged
person was brought from the water
and the bill squared while Kerr.
band played "Shall we gather a
River"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23

"Jes' one word" said Uncle Remus
from the pulpit as the collection was
bout to be taken; "dar's been a mighty
sight OBJ chicken stealth bout here late
iy. Now, dom any you niggars dat
help steal dem chickens put muffin in de
lection box. Tze not goin hab any you
'sgracin de good Lawd dat way, no.
how!'-Harper's Bazaar.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23

Manhattan-There are some friends
of mine just around the orner who
live in their studio and serve the most
delightful little luncheons. They are
interior decorators.
Provincial-Well, that is about in my
line at this particular time of day
Types.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23
The Newly Elected Alderman.

When a politician has just been elect
ed a member of the council and the di-
rectory man comes around next day
and asks him what his occupation is,
he has to struggle with himself some
times not to answer. Statesman
Somerville Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-23
A DisappOintment,

Mrs. Struckile-Did you meet the
queen while you were abroad, Mrs.
McShoddie?
Mrs. McShoddie-No, l didn't, and 1
was real sorry too. l wanted to get
her receipt for English plum %puddin!-
New York Weekly.