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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative BrOmo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure
f. w. Groves signature is on each box. 25c.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12
Motor Fire Engine.

The new motor fire engine of the Paris
municipality is doing excellent work 1t
carries six men, and travels at the rate of
thirteen miles an hour.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

A large body of ore running $40 in
gold per ton has been opened up in the
Dillon mine, on Battle Mountain, Grip
pie Greek district.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12
Girls Preferred

In Germany and Holland girls are
chosen in preference to young men in all
employments in which they can be ad
vanta geOusly employed
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an in
faliible medicine for coughs and colds
\. w. Samuel, Ocean Grove, n. j., Feb.
II, 1900
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

Another storage battery road has
gone under, namely. that at Turin, Italy.
which is now to be converted into an
overhead system.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

A native priest says of the Chinese
articles of religion: 1.-The men believe
them, the women don't. There is no re-
lgion in China
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not
stain the hands or spot the kettle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

-CromWell'S medals for naval and
military services were the first given to
officers and men.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

wisconsin Hair Grower and Dandruf Cure.
guaranteed dandTuff cure and hair promoter. Send
for booklet Wisconsin Pharnacal Co.. Milwaukee, Wis
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

The crowd of Scottish eNcursionists
to Ireland this season is unprecedentedly
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12
Aids to Siberian EInigrants.

The Russian Government is distribut-
ing large numbers of pamphlets in which
the advantages of Siberia for colonists
are described in tempting language.
Since 1898 nearly million peasants have
emigrated to the regions opened by the
new railway. They receive reduced rates
get land at low rates. and even advances
of money, while 73 schools and more than
100 churches have been built for them
New York Post.
A 9-foot vein of coal carrying a large
percentage of carbon has been found at
Chestnut, Mont, and as good coal pro-
Queer is as profitable as an ordinary gold
or copper mine, the owners are preparing
to develop the find to its full extent.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

The old Russian city of Riga will
of its foundation.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

On one occasion Lord Russell went to
help the Liberals in a certain campaign.
He began his speech with some very bad
ly pronounced Scotch. After the CON
fusion caused by his blunder had sub
sided Sir Charles Russell (as he was
them said:
Gentlemen, do not speak Scotch, but
[ vote Scotch
Tremendous applause followed. where
upon Sir Charles proceeded: "And |
sometimes drink Scotch With this his
hold on the audience was secured.-Ex.
did you ever hear asked one of
"Black Jacks" men during the Grand
Army meeting in Chicago, chow Gen.
Logan once met his match right here in
Chicago? It was just before the cap
ture of Savannah, and Gen. Logan and
three members Of his staff went down to
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

Fishers FIavOring Extracts are Endorsed
by pure food and the u S. eminent for their
| PUnIrY and STRENGTH, A. j. Hilbert Co., Milw
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

LeROy,S Harmless Headache Tablets cure
all headaches-by mail anywhere. 25c--Segalls Drag
Store 4th and Chestnut SITS, Milwaukee. Wis.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

When they strike some streets bicycles
! seem to be on the road to ruin.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

the railroad station to take the train for
the East on his way to rejoin his com
mand The general, walking a little
ahead of his staff officers, started to en-
ter car, but was stopped By an Irish
attendant: You'll not be gon' in there,
said the Irishman 10 the general And
why. not" said Gen. Logan. Because
that's leddies' car and no manll be go
in i'll there widout Il Teddy. There's wan
seat left in the next car there you kin
have eff We want it. Yes. | see there $
one seat vacant, but where viii l put my
staff| Bother your staff answered the
lrIshman. go YOU and take the seat and
stick yer staff out Of The windy.
Horace Greedy once had Il Il discussion
with an advocate Of woman suffrage
shortly before the American Civil war.
He was using, as his final argument, the
inability Of women to fight. What
would you do, for instance" he asked his
friend. in the event Of war; Just
what YOU would do. Mr.. Greeley she
replied promptly. Il should stay in an
office and write articles urging other peo-
pie to fight. "-Woman's Journal.
Your remarks On Hall Gaines recent
ISSUE" writes a bank manager in the
Isle Of Man, to u London periodical, re
call Il conversation l once had with two
old friends Of mine. Il farmer and his
buXom wife who live within Il few yards
of Greeba castle, our great ManN all-
thor's residence. Hall Caine had just
taken up his abode in his new house. and
| started the conversation by sayin" to
the worthy farmer and wife:
SO YOU have the great Hall Caine
near YOU now
Farmer and N'ifc-'Ayc. man
''Farmers Wife-'And what tremcnius
style they are keeping. It's amazing.
Farmer-'And what's he doing for Z
living. Mr.. p
Bank Manager greatly astonished)-
What. don't You know he is Il popular
author?
"Farmer-'And what's that
Bank Managcr-'Why. he writes sue
cessful books
Farmer with fine show of CON
tcmpt'-'The lazy heggar..'
Il need hardly say. concluded my cor
respondent, that | collapsed
When ! get on the farm. said young
Hough.
III arise i'll the morning and plough:
III hoe the potatoes
And gather tomatoes.
TO say nothing of milking the cough"
BIT his laborS he found rather rough,
And of them he soon had enough.
This talk about farming
As being quite charming
Said he is all nonsense and slough
BROOKLYN Life.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

No novelist of the present day works
like the Dickens.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

Is the personal column a newspaper S
spine?
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

Mrs. WinslOw's SOOTHING SYRUP for children
teerhng, softens the gums, reduces Inflammation,
allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c Il bottle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

He entered Il Blake street lodging
house SLOWLY and suspciously. says IL
Denver exchange The landlady respond
ed to vigorous ringing Of song hang
ing in the hallway.
II want a ROOM he said. y want it
only for the night. and say
Say it, said the landlady, encourag-
ingly.
L have a horror of bugs. Are there
any bugs III the house,:
Only wan. chiSt wan" replied the
landlady. ''Shure me an tn tres, cham
bermaids an tn porter spends all av yis-
tiddy Afternoon a-chasn av i'm. an on
me worrud he's tn only wan at large
"Oh. well, | guess enc bug won't dis
turb me-. and he retired.
In the morning he met his landlady in
the hallway.
We'll, | caught your bug last night.
be said
"Arrah, an may tn saints rest "
bones. An did v kill inn
Il did that. my friend, and every bug
in Denver WAS present at the inquest"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

Anthony Hope Hawkins believes very
much in men Of letters standing by each
other. and he has worked tremendously
hard to help on the fund which the Au-
thors' Society of London is trying TO ac-
cumulate from which pensions are to be
paid to authors whose literary merit has
not brought them a corresponding in
come, and who view increasing years
with fear. Recently an unfortunate
writer. who visited Mr.. Hawkins ut his
rooms in buckingham street. by the EN-
bankment gardens. exclaimed OH ieav-
ing with something in his pocket "Oh.
sir | feel that Providence must have
sent me to YOU And the reply cam.
with a twinkle in his benefactor's eye:
Let us hope. however. that Providence
will not acquire the habit Of doing So
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

4 Golfers Last Wishes: You know
Frisby, the golf enthusiast. don't you?'
"Of course. What about hiiG =" - wit
messed his will last night. It's very char
acteristic of the man. How soT'
Why III one clause he directs that his
body be inferred in the approximate cen
ter of the links, and that the grassy
mound above his grave be converted into
Il bunker. '-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12
Halls Catarrh Cure

Is constitutional cure. Price IS cents.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

WAITING ON Won WALDERSEE.
After all that Won
WalderSee has done,
He expects to get
Value for his mon.
Shall he now refrain?
Shall he now turn back?
Never get there? Nit
On your hayerSack!
With his bombproof house
And his artist, he
Would in old Pekin
The great mogul be.
Let the world then wait
WalderSee'S dayboo;
China's future fate
Hangs on what he'll do.
st. Louis Post-Dispatch
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

The champion baker is what we call {
breadwinner
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

NJ Calino sent new servant girl on
an Grand. Green to city ways. she lost
her way and did everything wrong.
you've no sense at allr' NJ Calino
stormed. when she returned. The next
time when | want an idiot to do an err
rand for me Ill-Ill so myself" Sue
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

Watered Stock-Costigan- Oh had
a boonch Of money Old never put any Of
it in the Ice Trust" Observation-Disclosures
not?" "Bekase there's too much water
in the stock Judge.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

On the Links.-'You ought to be
ashamed to swear SO dreadfully at the
caddy. He is the minister's little boy"
cts all right. His father believes in in
FAINT damnation. Life.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

Here is another Of Walter Wellman's
Washington stories: Two members Of
the cabinet were discussing the Situat ton
in China One of them said that now
the legationers had been rescued it locked
as if the Christian powers were tired Of
standing by one another in the work of
averting great tragedy and were de-
termined to go in and see how much they
could make out of the disorder. The
situation reminds me of an old story,
said the other when Lincoln WAS as
sassinated the late Benjamin Z. Hutch
inson, old Hutch. was leader en- the
board of trade. Every one wanted to
know what Hutch was doing. and many
operators made speciality Of guessing
what he was up to and then trailing af-
ter him. Among the most expert Of these
was a clever shrewd trader named Mo
ses Bloom. When the news came of the
death of Lincoln there was crushing Sor-
row in Chicago. Meetings We're held and
bells tolled. and when men met on the
street they shed tears. Hutchinson and
Bloom happened to come together near
the board of trade. oh. Mr.. Hutchn-
SON. said Bloom, in sad voice. this is
most awful news most awful. 1t makes
mine heart az heavy rs lead. | can t'ink
of nothing but this great national galam-
ity What do YOU think the price Of
wheat will be tomorrow
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

The sudden demise of an aged mule
has moved a very youthful bard to send
in the following stanzas:
He wus in our family
Since first he drawed his breath:
He took my father through the war,
Kicked Unc.e John to death.
AM Jest before he brea thed his last
Ere death had made him vince,
He Kicked Niger through the roof
tHaint seen that niger since).
Frank l.. stanton in Atlanta CoNSileutlon.
-:O:--
If YOU and | were alone out on that
little speck of green he said, pointing
toward the distant island. with no
means of escape at hand and 10 promise
Of rescue in sight, what would be your
first thought"
She gazed away across the blue water
and sighed, but did not answer him.
After he had picked up a pretty shell
and then tossed it away, he continued:
L suppose the picture Is not pleasing
to YOU. Forgive me for suggesting such
q thing. | spoke without proper consid-
GRAFTON. ! hope | have not given ire
parable offense.'
"Oh. no. she said. looking into his
anxious face. Il am not in the least Of
tended. l have merely been trying to
think what my first thought would be
under such circumstances as you sug-
gest.'
Il am so glad YOU are not provoked =
he answered L would not for the
world suggest a thing the possibility Of
which would give you a moments I'M
happiness. y 80
And do you still care to know what
my first thought would be if we found
ourselves alone out there?' she asked
''Well-if-if you care to tell me-" he
replied.
ut would be of you" she told him.
ooh. Miss Faddiethwait." he said.
turning very red. II am sol ami
assure you. [ -
Yes" she continued when he stopped,
confused, 'my first thought would be:
How can the poor thing bear up, know
ing that he is out here with a lady and
no chaperon within four miles:'''
Then she ran back alone to the hotel.
and he smoked three cigarettes in rapid
succession before he could regain his
Now You'll No,,.S
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

First Tramp-"Why don't you go in :?
'E's all right. Don't you see i'm a-wag-
gin his tail?" Second Tramp-"Y
an don't you see i'm a-growlin'? | dun
no which end to believev'-Punch
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-12

ITS all right, Mary" he said, pleas
antly. Go into politics if you want
to. But remember one thing-that car
you're a candidate.'
Il don't care
And they'll put your picture in the pa
per with your hair out Of curl and your
hat on crooked"
DO you think they would do that.
she inquired apprehensively.
''Of course. And they'll make you1
Paris gowns look like calico and say that
your sealskin coat is imitation.
"William.,' she said, after thoughtful
home happy Tit-Bits.
According to observation-disclosures B.
This ere paper says they amt nothin'
fr an appetite like long tramp" His
Wife-'Land! They don't know what
they're talkin' about. A short one en-
eat just ez much. "-Philadelphia Tele
graph.
"When I put my little girl to bed last
night said 8 young mother, Il whis-
pered to her: Now mamma will turn
down the gas and go away, but don't
you be afraid here alone in the dark, for
whole focks of white angels, with gold
wings, will hover around you, and they
went into the next room. The little girl
lay with her doll in her arms, and after
a while [ heard her saying to 1t: Now,
go to sleep. dolly. Don't bother about
the dark. There's a lot of white angels
with gold wings lowering around your
head They'll take care of YOU, dolly,
but it's funny how afraid Of those white
angels l am philadelphia Record.
First Tramp-''Why don't you go in?
E's all right. Don't you see i'm a-wag-
gin his tail?" Second Tramp,"Yus;
no which end to believev'-Punch
-:O:-
On the Links.-''You ought to be
ashamed to swear SO dreadfully at the
caddy He is the minister's little boy
cts all right. His father believes in in
FAINT damnation. Life.
Watered Stock.-Costigan- Oh had
a boonch of money Old never put any Of
it in the Ice Trust" Bystander-"Why
not?" "Bekase there's too much water
in the stock "-,IudCe
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-04
POSITION OF C. B. WILSON

Editor Evening Bulletin:--Will you
kindly allow me space in your paper
for these few lines, as do not think 1t
amiss to put myself on record before
the would-be contending political
party or parties and the public in gen.
cral. After Wednesday nights RepuD-
lican mass meeting was held at the
Drill Shed, was Informed by num-
Der who were present that good
friend of mine, w. Il. Fisher, nominat-
ed me as one of the delegates for the
district Of Kewalo, and that on the
vote was declared elected, but upon
the declaration of S. NJ. Ballou that 1
was Democrat It appears my name
was struck out Of the list.
Now comes the question. ] would
like to know by what right did Mr..
Ballou state at that meeting, from the
platform, that | was Democrat unless
he was absolutely sure Of being cor
rect. II he had stated that I was n
Royalist he would have been correct,
as | have been born one, and am still
as all born Britishers are. But the
transition of the government and its
politics from monarchical to q re-
| III III 10 oOlhctniHS
all good Royalists will have to bc
initiated and educated, as to the mvs
teries Of American politics of which
they ought to know something befor.
taking sides therein.
| II is n well known fact that in the
question Of votes on these Islands the
Royalists are in a majority by far
over five to one-and believe 1t Is the
duty Of the contending parties to gel
into their respective folds as much
Of the Royalist vote as they can fol
controlling elections, city governments
etc. The action of some of those a,
said meeting did not show that spiril
and II, as believe, is a fatal mistake.
II the Republican party Of the Ter
ritory of Hawaii intends to contro
politics on these Islands. their frs
duty is to invite all residents and citi
zens into their camp and make goot
Republicans Of them all-Royalists
Liberals, Populists and Democrats
For this reason, as I believe. that tn,
future prosperity Of these Islands liei
within the lines of policy carried on
by the present Republican party IL
power with William Mckinley a
President.
C. b. WILSON.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-04
Sharon Cords.

A new 27-iach printed corded Lawn in neat designs
and pretty col brings, at II yards for $i.Oo
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-04
tack Stand No. 80

Say! do you know where can get .
good carriagef Sure! Al the HaWa
iian Hotel Carriage Co.. corner Hocs
and Richards streets. Tel -. Moth
ing but nrst class carriages and -
perienced drivers.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-04
Tissue Carreaux.
Real French Or9andies.

A carefully selected lot of REAL FRENCH
ORGANIZES, a small line only, but each one
prettier than the other fine and sheer dainty
colorings, 81 inches wide, we are selling at 2Sc a
yard
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-04
Novelty Suitlnes.

Tn. latest nw.lties in N/ool, Sir and NIool, and
Can,eps hair Dress Goods ~ plain C .lorS, p!aidS,
pes, two toned ef4crs. Wool Galeatea sui'ines,
Sbadkr Fancas ASCOT SuHinSs, Chelsea Crapon,
:Mudatuy Fanchs; all tbs neuea the market affords
in sltnss, with splendid line of gimpS rassamen-
terles plain and fan:v colJred brads in black, white
and colors. fJr trimming
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-04
Wash Goods.

A complete assortment OF Ginghams, from the well
known Nelson Gnghlns at Is yards for $l.oo up
to Genuine Scotch Dnyrs at Is cents yard, inter
mediate prices being 1Oc, 12Hc, 15c, yards $780,
and 2Oc
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-04
Honolulu Iron Works C.

Improves. and modern SUGAR ~
CHINERY II every capacity and q
.criptiun made to order Boiler woel
md RIVETED PIPES TO: 'rISGatiO
purposes . speciality Particular stte-
ion paid 70 JOB v 1Rk .A-sd reDais
xecuted at shortest oOtica
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-04
Alpine Lawn.

25-inch printed lawn, in all sorts of col0rS and
patterns to please everyb >dy, 10 yards for 500.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-04
AGENTS Bro, avs and 0Me,t
W. G.Irwiin1' 1eo.

AGENTS Fer
Western Sugar Refinery Co.. - y.
Francisco.
Baldwin Locomotive Works ~
Phila"e lphia. Penn. u. 8 L.
Newell Universal, Mill Co. tNatia0S
Cane ShredderD New York. o. q. h
N. OhDandt 4 Cos Chemical rsrteDs
ers.
Alex. Cross & Sons. high graz -
tilizers for Cane and Co4se.
Reeds Steam Pipe Covartna.
ALSO OFFER FOR SALE
Paraffine Paint Co.'S p. q .. pss~>
and Papers: Lucol and Lpesxc
Oils. raw and boiled.
lndurine IA cold water paiHtS. y
white and colOrs
Filter Press Cloths. Cement. gsrsz
and Bricks.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1900-04-28

locking % favorable. many Of the farm.
ere are directing their attention to the
paaturagS and feeding Of cows. Frank
English has been experimenting on
various kinds Of grasses, and he states
that the white bronze grass has given
the best results on high. dry land.
Two thousand japanese laborers. who
have arrived In Seattle from the Orient
since February have been shipped to
various points In the northwest for
work on railroad construction. The
wages paid these men are said to be
the same as paid to white workmsn.
and the railroads have standing orders
with employment agencies to send all
the japanese they can get.
William Hoare has just completed
sowing 1000 acres of wheat on the res
eryation near Tekoa and expects to seed
1000 acres more In the same vicinity
He lets the work by contract. Mr..
Hoare win receive two-thirds Of the
crop and the Indians from whom he
rents will get the balance. The acre
age OF grain on the reservation this
year win be unusually large.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1900-04-28
OREGON

The Pendleton fire department will
not participate in the annual tourna-
ment OF the Eastern Oregon and Wash,
tngton Firemen's Association, as In pre-
Vious years.
The Pendleton Weekly Republican.
OF which J. P. McManus was editor and
manager. the plant being owned by
Mrs. Mary A. Murphy has been sold to
Elmer p Dodd, owner OF the Pendleton
Semt-Weekly Tribune, and the business
Of the two papers will be combined, the
Tribune absorbing the Republican.
William Gibson Of Pendleton, Ore, a
buyer OF cattle, has purchased 295 head
from three stock men on Butter creek
J. B. Saylor furnished him 1877. r. N.
Stanheld 50 and Jesse Moore IS. They
constitute a choice lot OF cattle, which
have been kept by the Butter creek
stock men throughout the winter, and
came through to the spring In fine con-
dition. The Saylor lot average 400
pounds apiece, and OF the others 100
weigh the same as the Saylor cattle,
and the balance average 1900 pounds.
They will be shipped to the Sound.
These 295 head constitute but a small
portion Of the total OF 1000 head of fat
cattle which are neld in the Butter
creek country, and the fart that these
stock men sold yesterday may Indicate
that the expressed intention on the part
OF the stock men in that region to hold
until fall has been changed, and from
this time on frequent sales may take
place.