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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
MAPLE RAPIDS.
allowed

Oct, 80. A. j. Moss is home again
on visit TO his family.
c. 5. Hubbell is home again.
Liant Hulbart and son Martin were
in Detroit this week.
Arthur Osborn, who is working near
st. Johns, visited his father Sunday
and Monday.
George Duncan was in Elsie the lat
ter part OF last week.
Geo Hallam OF Detroit was IN town
this week.
Samuel Glover Of Grand Rapids Wis
tied at VIM. S. Bells Sunday.
Republican rally last Thursday was
very enthusiastic meeting and well
attended.
Z. X. Stanard visited in Polo the
first Of the week.
Mrs. A. Welton and children Of Pdlo
visited in town Sunday.
Vernon II. Arntz of Vickeryville
visited S. =. Horr Monday.
Lafayette Hayt of Vickeryville visi.
ted in town last week.
James Bird and wife returned last
week from visit in Mancelona.
A. G.. Jones Of ST. Johns was in town
Tuesday.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
ARCADIA CENTER.

oct 30.-The speech at the school
house. ia this place, was not very well
attended owing 10 the bad weather.
But the talk by Nj. Holmes and Mr..
Ely was very much enjoyed by those
present
Bent llinkie has sold hi, farm To
Feld Moutagle. That makes Mr..
Montagle quite "A large farm.
Mrs Mulagan and daughter Bessie
arr back from the west.
The Ladies' Aid met with Mrs.
Eddy last Thursday.
Mi Roland is moving this week.
:. Birmingham i coming tack on lis
own place.
Mrs. Roberts entertained her sun
day school class ~ little folks last
; turday a line time was had by all.
There are two speeches billed for
cur school house Friday night
The c'al given for the lamps for
the school house was success. about
- was taken in. Mr.. and Mr.. Clark
have our { anks fpr the use OF their
house for the occasion.
Miss Syhll Clark has resumed her
>cuOul duties, after an absence OF Two
weeks ou accuUnt Of sickness.
y. j. Barley aud wife visited IN
4 ma Sunday.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
GRATIOT JURORS.
THE MEN WHO WILL SIT IN THE JURY
BOX.

The following is the list Of jurors
for the November term, commencing
Monday. November -:
Pine River John MiChels, A. y.
Martin.
Seville-Mason WEIGH. Geo. Seeley.
Sumner-Jacob Rundio, Alonzo j.
Havens.
st. Louis-Elias Sutphin, Ed. Inger
soil.
Wasnington-C. n. Curren, Chas. f.
Davis.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Schneider, Jas.
Wilson.
Arcada-C. f. Renner, John Bangs.
Bethany-Wm. T. Wilson, Henry
b. Gidley.
Elba-Thos. Brown, p. A. Thomas.
EmerSOn-John Refs, n l.. Case.
Fulton-E. ID. Mcclure, John Cum.
berwOrth.
Hamilton-Geo. W. Morse, Marion
Steadman.
Ithaca-A. + Pinney.
Lafayette-Wm Brown.
Newark--Wm. II. Cox.
New Haven-W. +. Lewis.
North Shade-Juhn BOhen.
North Star-David b. HattOn.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
FOREST HILL.

Oct. 30. MIS- f. Fleming returned
from YORK state last week.
Ms + LauSnaw visited her mother,
Mrs Elliott, last Faday.
Mir and Mrs VIM BoyieS Of SGep-
herd called on friends here Sunday.
Mrs. Jennie Wilkes entertained a
few friends, the oath, the occasion be-
ing her birthday.
Lille Wilson visited Mrs. Shook ia
st. Louis Friday.
On account of the convention al
Parkinson. there will not be any
preaching nor Sunday school next
Sunday.
A. White and wife Of Isabella coun'
ty visited j. Wilson and wife Sunday.
Mrs. Murphy of Sanilac county is
the guest Of her daughter, Mrs. w. l.
Deming.
Mrs. Bates visited friends ia St
Louis last week.
Forest Hill band played in st. Louis
Friday night for the republican rally.
Ladies aid November sth at The
home of Mrs. Lucy White.
A 10 pound boy arrived at the home
Of Mr.. and Mrs. 5 Sharlou, the 10Th.
The ladies' aid will serve meals on
election day.
Rock Johnson and family have
moved TO Park Lake.
Mr. James Robinson Of Ithaca at
tended church at Parkinson Sunday.
Wesley Sandal is at home.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM, Brooks went TO
Ohio the 26th.
Mrs. Moltson is home from Ohio.
Geo. Katenhus has 1900 bushels OF
potatoes from a little over seven
acres.
Notwithstanding that nearly every
farmer has a forbidden sign on his
property warning hunters not TO tres
pass. we heard good many shots last
Sunday. We think it ought not to be
allowed
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
RATHBONE.

Oct. 20. VIM. Grove has raised a
barn 36x46 on his farm one mile south
OF this place.
Mrs Goblin is quite sick of ulcer
OF the stomach.
Old Mr.. Benjamin is quite sick with
heart trouble.
The G.. A. II. show last night was a
grand success, everybody being salts
fed
Mrs. Johnson has returned from
Ohio, where she has been visiting
with relatives for the past few weeks.
Lewis David of Mcclure, Gladwin
county, is visiting with his parents
for few days.
Cassius Devol received quite a Sc
we're injury by being kicked with a
horse.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
AN AGED VETERAN.
A Detroit Veteran Tells of the
War and the Legacy 1t
Left Him.

When the annual reunion Of the c. A.
H. i held, Michigan is wei represented.
Around the fires of he encampment our
boys tell OF the hardships they have
gone through aud the listener whoknows
anything OF war will wonder how they
lived to tell The ale Few men who
followed Old glory and escaped the shot
and shell returned home without somc
legacy rs constant reminder of tbe'~
war DAYS. Oar Representative found
veteran O. +. NCwcOmb Of Detroit al $
place of residence. No. 231 Second treet.
Mr.. Newcomb told him how The little
conquerOr had rendered him invaluqb
service. We give his account here and
some words of advice tersely told file
said.
"A lake covering about two acres in
extent, containing the dead bodies of 2O
mules, Is not temuting water 10 drink
but | was one of the many who drank it,
aud all of us would have done so if we
had known there was death in every
s. allow. This illustrates hut one Of the
many hardships and priva ions passed
through during the civil war. and il is
no wonder that G.. A. X. men 81 9cr from
aches and pains, tn. most prevalent of
these being cue 10 kidney disorders.
am pleased TO note hat "A great many
others who passed through as tying or
deals as |, have now learned bow these
troubles can be mitigated. When / say
Doan's Kidney Pills cure them | not
only speak from experience but from
observation. To al old soldiers or any
one suffering from kidney complaint my
advice is 10 try that remedy.
Doan's Kidney Pills are sold By all
dealers. Price so cents per box. Mailed
on receipt of price by Foster Milburn
Co. Buffalo y. y. Sole agents for the
United States. Remember the nam
Doan's and take no other.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
Robbed the Grave

A startling incident, is narrated by
John Oliver of Philadelphia as follows
81 was in All awful condition. Ny skin
was almost yellow, eyes sunken, tongue
coated, pain continually in back and
sides, no appetite, growing weaker day
by day. Three physicians had given me
up. Then l was advised to use Electric
Bitters; TO my great joy, the first bottle
made decided improvement. con-
tinued their use for three weeks, and
am now a we'll man know they
robbed the grave of another victim. "
No one should fail to try them. Only
Soc, guaranteed, at Sharrar & Mulhol-
and S drug store.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
PERRIN TON.

October 30. Maggie Baker has been
quite i'll with neuralgia, but is i'm
proving slowly.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. HatOn, Of Car
son City, spent few days with Mrs.
Hodges last week.
Meeke * Hale have shipped quite a
number car loads Of apples this year
Mrs Maloney, of Fulton Center,
will move into the Lance house next
week.
John Huggett will move his family
TO his farm, near Crystal, after cleo
tion.
The Republican meeting held here
the 25th, was success. Mr.. Z. IL.
Kelley ia very convincing speaker.
The hall was handsomely decorated,
and the young ladies' who furnished
music did splendidly.
Mrs. G. Winans is very low with
not much hope Of recovery.
Il. G.. Chidister and wife were in
Ithaca MONDAY.
The social held at Mrs Beckwiths
last week was well attended.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
s s County Jews. 8
FULTON CENTER.

Oct. %. viii Stitt is suffering very
badly with stomach trouble.
The Republican rally that was TO
have been held at Fulton Center, the
26th, was changed and held i'm the
Rupert school house the same date.
MesSrs. Watson aud Everd,n y oke TO
a full house.
We notice in the Fulton mot Fulton
Center correspondence OF last week
stated that l.. + Price was To- solicit
aid for the painting Of the Fulton
Center church. Mr.. Price wishes us
TO say that lie never has been asked
by the trustees TO solicit aid, nor has
he ever said he intended 10 do So
Ervie Laycock will move on the
VIII HoXie farm this week
We hear the old essence pediler has
bought a small farm north Of Middle
ton.
Mrs. j. aud Lena Moore from near
Ithaca with Mrs Tallman, from Wood
county, Ohio. and NJ. Lands Of Tole
do. OHIO, visited with y. LeddlcK ana
family last week
Will Collett closed his fall term Of
school at Elba Center last Tuesday
and to-day, the 10Th, commences the
winter term IN the same district, with
an advance ~ 81 per month in wages.
Geo. Sutherland Of Newaygo, whose
father at one time owned the Sidney
Sessions farm at Fulton Center and
whom all the old pioneers will remem-
Der. was through our section shaking
hands with old friends last week. Mr..
Sutherland has sold his property near
Mewaygo and will move soon To Dixon,
Illinois, where his wife's people live.
On account OF quarterly meeting at
Pompeii no Sunday School was held
at Fulton Center last Sunday.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach the
diseased portion OF the ear. There Ia only one
way to cure Deafness and that Is by consttu-
tional remedies Deafness T. caused by an in
famed condition OF the mucous lining OF the
Bustachan Tube When this tube gets lnfiamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear
Ing. and when u IL entirely closed, deafness Is
taken out and this tube restored TO its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever
nine cases out OF ten are caused by catarrh,
which Is nothing but an iniamed condition OF
the mucous surfaces.
we viii give one hundred dollars for any case
of deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot
he cured by Halls Catarrh Cure Send for cir
culars. free r. j. CHENEY CO., Toledo. o.
tvr-Sold by Druggists 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
A Thousand Tongues

Could not express the rapture of Annie
+. Springer, of Philadelphia, when DR.
Kings New Discovery cured her of a
hacking cough that for many years had
made life a burden. She says: after
all other remedies and doctors failed il
soon removed the pain in my chest and
I can now sleep soundly, something /
can scarcely remember doing before. /
feel like sounding its praises throughout
the Universe DIR. Kings New Dis.
covery is guaranteed to cure all troub-
les Of the throat, chest or lungs. Price
soc and 81. Trial bottles free at Sharrar
& Mulholland's drug store.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
GOOD Advice.

When that distressing pain seems to
grab you by the back of the head and
neck and your eyes seem fixed on a
given point straight ahead, do not make
yourself sick by taking Drastic Cathar.
tics, but take a small dose of DR.. Cald.
wells Syrup Pepsin. 1t relieves the
pressure on the nerve centers OF the
brain and aids digestion by curing con-
stipation permanently. In Ioc, soc and
81 size at Sharrar & Mulholland's.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
Job Couldn't Have Stood

II he'd had Itching Piles They're
terribly annoying; but Bucklen's Arnica
Salve will cure the worst case of Piles
on earth 1t has cured thousands. For
Injuries, pains or bodily eruptions it's
the best salve in the world Price CSC a
box, Cure guaranteed. Sold by Sharrar
* Mulholland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

This picture is the trade mark Of
SCOTT'S EMULSION. and is OIL
every bottle of SCOI'rS 1;MUI.-
SION i'll the World, which now
amounts TO MANY millions yearly.
This great business has grown to
such vast proportions,
Firsf;-Because the proprietors
have always been most careful in
selecting the various ingredients
used in its composition, namely;
the finest Cod Liver Oil, and the
purest Hypophosphites.
SecOnd:.Because they have so
skillfully combined the various
ingredients that the lost possible
results are obtained by its use.
Third: because it has made so
many sickly, delicate children
strong and healthy, given health
and rosy cheeks to so many pale,
anaemic girls. and healed the lungs
and restored to full health, so many
thousands in the first stages of
Consumption.
II YOU have not tried g. send for free sample.
its agreeable taste viii surprise vCu.
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists
<oo-4iS Pearl Street. cw York.
sos. and $500: ~ @-"cs.sts.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
Twenty-Four sailors Drowned.

London, Oct. 25.-A special dispatch
from Madrid says the French steamer
Faidherbe Qate ChigwelD, was sunk
Tuesday in collision with the French
steamer Mitidja, which was seriously
damaged, but succeeded in reaching
Alicante. The Mitidja rescued eight Of
the crew of the Faidherbe but "a other
members of the crew of that vessel
were drowned.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
ITHACA.

ITHACA.
Ben Mccullough took John ManiCn,
Of Seville. 10 Traverse City Monday,
where he Will he confined in the asy
lum,
Rev. J. G. Cook. a. NJ. Shaw and j.
W. Harrod went 10 Lansing today TO
attend the convention of the Minis
trial Association.
Clarence f. Chultz, of Perrinton,
aud Miss Bertha Ellsworth, OF Middle
ton, were married at the NJ f par
sonage. Monday afternoon, October %.
10y the Rev. J c. Cook.
Harry Demuth, Of Alma, and Miss
Anna Dwyar, of Bay City, were united
in marriage by the Rev. j. c. Cook,
last Tuesday, October % at the NJ.
f. parsonage.
DR.. Blain Petit, of st Louis, was
In Ithaca the fore part Of the week.
Sheriff Mccullough was in Ashley
Tuesday attaching stock of goods.
Mr. and Mrs. G. w. MunSon re-
turned TO their home in Dewitt Tues
day. after few weeks visit with
their daughter MIS-. VIM. knicker-
booker.
Mrs. J. II. Fell, OF Newark, went to
VasSar Tuesday for two weeks visit
with relatives and friends.
Attorney Jas. Kress went to Ian
sing Tuesday in attendance to the
supreme court.
Mr. and Mrs. ChaS. Sweetman are
the proul parents Of little baby girl
which arrived last Monday night.
Little Nelson Vanwegen had the
misfortune to get the third finger on
his right hand into a clothes wringer
last Monday. The finger was nearly
severed at the first joint and the nail
torn out by the roots.
Mrs. l. VI Ogden has sold her house
and lot Oh North Pine River street TO
Ozro Coleman.
The express Office is now located at
the Racket Store, with o. p. Stone
as eXpreSsman.
Joe Gage, OF Ithaca, and Tom Kelly,
OF Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, will meet
in II round glove contes: at Church,
opera house, Friday evening, Nov.9.
Judge Stone will hold court ia lth-
AGA Monday, October 8, for the pur-
pose of naturalizing those who wish
TO become citizens Of the United
States and such other business as may
come before him.
Ithaca and Bannister met 10 foot
ball game at the fair grounds Satur-
day. The score stood 30 TO 0 in favor
OF Ithaca.
|. y. Cowdrey brought TO Ithaca |
last Saturday a load Of Jersey Red
hogs which weighed 1850 pounds and |
sold the same to Van Buskirk & Lewis. |
This load of hogs brought Mr.. Cowdrey
SSH in cash. Farmers, how is this
for Mckinley prosperity? Think OF
it when you cast your ballot next
Tuesday.
Mrs. Eugene Ingles and two chill
dren went To Clare Saturday TO spend
Sunday with her sister, Mrs. g. f.
Marolf. They returned Monday.
Fred Moye went to Detroit Wednes-
day for few days visit with relatives.
The band has recently purchased
two new instruments.
J. l.. Potts was in Alma Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. ii. j. Crawford went
to Saginaw Saturday, returning Tues
day.
The band went TO st. Louis Friday
to take part in the monstrous Repub
lican rally at that place
Eugene V. Chase, OF Bannister, was
granted a pension OF Sl4 last Friday.
Fridays Detroit Free Press states
that Mile Wooley, Of Bannister has
been granted pension of IS.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

For three days and nights ! suffered
agony untold from an attack Of cholera
mOrbus brought on by eating cucum-
bcrs, says NJ. +. Lowther, clerk Of the
c'stIict court, Centeryil,e. Iowa. Il
81 ought | should surely die, and tried
zen different medicines hut al 20 no
drpose. | sent for "A bottle of Cham
'rlain's Collie. Cholera ard Diarrhoea
Remedy and three doses relieved me en-
tirely " This remedy is for sale by
Bivins x Rhodes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

Don't be deceived or humbugged by
people who claim the discovery of some
hitherto unknown herb or root in
svamps. or on some mountain or
airie, for the cure of kidney and blad-
der troubles. ANY doctor or druggist
ill tell you that such claims are fraud
ulent. Foley's Kidney Cure simply
contains remedies that are recognized by
the most skillful physicians as the best
for these complaints. so don't be credu-
Ions or foolish Sharrar q Mulholland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
Elm HALL. Mich, NoY. %. 1895.

ELM HALL, Mich, Nov. %, 1895.
| am past SO years OF age. have
practiced medicine since the year be-
fore the war OF the rebellion, tut for
the past three years have done only an
Office practice. Would you believe
that so old practitioner would ep
aside from his prejudices to take what
is commonly called a patent medicine?
cor years | have been taking DR.. J. H.
McLean's Strengthening Cordial and
ID Purifier. IL seems to be just
vnat require When am tired and
languid il braces me up.
EDWARD WILSON, NJ. ID.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
Bismark s Iron Nerve

Was the result OF his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels are out of order. If
you want these qualities and the success
they bring, use DR.. Kings New Life
Pills. Only 25c at Sharrar & Mulhol-
lands.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
ashley.

Oct 29.-Norm Cambern is recover
ing from the scarlet fever.
Mrs. Henry Bushree is very sick
with scarlet fever.
Henry Whitforn has his new house
nearly completed.
EuStace Fish is having his house on
section Is repaired and painted, which
makes fine improvement.
Jacob Henson is applying the paint
very freely on his buildings.
Chas. Ravens has purchased house
and lot in Ovid, where he will move
in the course of two weeks.
School has closed in fractional ;,
Washington and Elba. Glen Wood
man having given satisfaction as
teacher two terms, will likely teach
the winter term.
VIM. Davis, former resident of
this place, called on friends last week
and Sunday on his way to Ithaca.
Dan Clark is having well put
down.
Oct. 30. One new case Of typhoid
fever reported so far this week, a son
OF VIM. Ordiway.
Bertha Starkweather is still very
low with typhoid fever.
Bert and Lizzie Rumbaugh, OF Cha
pin, visited at Geo. HoardS Sunday.
Beatrice IIarter spent Saturday and
Sunday at Ola with her grandmother.
Elery and Earl Collins returned
Sunday from Kentucky, where they
went some time ago for work. They
say too much rain there.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

aIlu CHtcTIuInt33 SOON
disappear when the kid
neys are out Of order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that II is not uncommon
for a child TO be born
afflicted with weak kid
neys. 1.-THE child urin-
afes fnn ofien II the
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

When you cannot sleep for coughing,
il is hardly necessary that any one
should tell you that you need a few
doses Of Chamberlain Cough Remedy
TO allay the irritation of the throat, and
make sleep possible. IL is good. For
sale by Bivins d Rhodes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

1t is exasperating to one who has used
Foley's Honey and Tar and knows what
il will do, TO have dealer recommend
something else as lust the same" or
lust as good" There is nothing lust
as good" for colds. coughs, Group, la.
grippe, etc. Sharrar IL Mulholland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

Hundreds of liyes saved everv year by
having DR.. Thomas Electric Oil in the
house just when il is needed. Cures
Group, heals burns, cuts, wounds of ev-
cry sort.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

For sprains, sweiiinPs end lameness
there Is nothing so good as Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Try IT, For sale by
Bivins * Rhodes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

The editor of the Fordville KY,
Miscellaneous, writes as a postscript TO
a business letter 81 was cured of kid
ney trouble by taking Foley's Kidney
Cure. Sharrar & Mulholland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

Torturing skin eruptions, burns and
sores are soothed at once and promptly
healed by applying DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, the best known cure for
piles. Beware Of counterfeits. Sharrar
* Mulholland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

No other pills can equal DeWitts
Little Early Risers for promptness, GER
tainty and efficiency. Sharrar & Null
holland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

No matter how long you nave had the
cough; if ii hasn't already developed in.
to consumption, DIR. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup will cure IL.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

Feelings of safety pervade the house
hold that uses One Minute Cough Cure,
the only harmless remedy that produces
results. 1t is infallible for
coughs, colds, Group and all throat and
lung troubles. 1t will prevent consump-
ton. Sharrar * Mulholland,
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

Hives are terrible torment TO the
little folks, and to some older ones
Easily cured. Doan's Ointment never
fails. Instant relief, permanent cure.
At any drug store, 80 cents
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

The best method of cleansing the
liver is the use of the famous little pills
known as DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
Easy to take. Never grippe. Sharrar &
Mulholland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

The most women are - be found in
the uttermOst parts Of the earth.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

What the average man would like
is "A holiday the day after a holiday.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
Saturday Evening, Nov. 3
Monday Evening, Nov. 5,

Monday Evening. Nov.
ashley
Is. >. Searl.
Bethany -cwn hall
J. b Kirby
Graham s. i Sumner
j. y. Mccall.
j. NJ. Eyerden.
Grange hall, Bethany
NJ. Il. Salter.
Round S. T., Lafayette
j. w. Holmes.
North Star coater-
Bert Hayes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

If other people didn't put up the
pawnbrOker would have % shut up.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

It's queer how some deaf men can
hear an invitation TO take a drink.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

He who does not love honesty is a
thief at heart.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

The man who thinks he knows it all
needs primer.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind. dis
courages and lessons ambition; beauty, vigor
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

Henpecked husbands crow when
their wives 90 away.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02
a Card

The manufacturers of Banner Salve
have authorized the undersigned to
guarantee il for burns, cuts, sores, ul-
GERS, letter, eczema and all skin dis.
eases. Your money back if it doesn't do
all it claims. Sharrar & Mulholland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

A thorn in the bush is worth two ia
the flesh.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

Whiskey Is the key by which many
gain an entrance TO prison.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

1t is we'll TO study law and physic
bat it is better to need neither.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

A woman's mirror will tell her what
none OF her friends will.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

All men are not homeless. hut some
are home less than others.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1900-11-02

1t is indeed capital if YOU have more
money than you know what TO do with.