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No12 East boun d
Northern Pacific Elk !
press for ST. Paul and
all eastern points. i
No. IA, East bound local,
for Billings, ST. Louis,
Kansas City, Omaha,
Denver, Missouri Riv-
er and Colorado points
No. IL. w est bound
Northern Pacific Ex-
press from St. Paul
and all Eas tern points J.
No. 13. w es t boun d
local fro m Billings,
ST. Louis. Kansas CityI
Omaha, Denver, Mis-
souri, River and Colo
lado points. .. ...|
Carr / s o n local to and
from all points West Il
Mixed to Whitehall daily
except Sunday, Twin
Bridges I ue s d ay,l
Thursday and Satur-|
day Norris and Pony
Mondays and Fridays.
Leaves a nd arrives
N ort hern Pacific
local freight depot,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
MOTHERS!


THERE Il ONLY ONE THING KNOWN
for aiding the teethng process and slow
growth In infants and children. and that is for
very obvious reasons, called ANTIFRET IL
stops the fretting, reStleSSness general feeble
ness. collie and diarrhoea. Prevents brain
trouble and commissions. Renders lancing the
gums unnecessary. 1t has been estimated that
five millions Of babies die annually for want OF
mothers knowing what to do. Dentition is the
dangerous period OF child life. far too serious
tu be dismissed with the careless remark Baby
Is cutting her teeth Your child needs bone
making material. ANTIFRET supplies this
want Is tasteless. diSsolves in milk and taken
easily one box will save your baby untold
misery. Sent postpaid by return mail on re
celpt OF 10 cents. Full instructions with each
Address INLAND DRUG Co. 1884 Washington
street, san Francisco, Cal. Antifret so GER
tainly relieves teething babies that we will on
all packages sold by mail refund the money by
sending stamps in full for those returned within
30 days not over one-fourth used. We want
one respectable elderly lady agent in each
town for this and our three other wonderfully
effective home cures. Every home needs one
or more of them. There is from S5 TO sl5 q
month in IL at very little EFFORT, and it Is clean
humane and honorable Write above address
2-7-l90t.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
REpUBLlCANIsM IN OKLAHOMA.

Oklahoma people do lots of things
which make Kansas people proud
that this state contributed so largely
of her best people to settle that new
country. Another instance of this
fact developed at the recent conven-
tion OF the Republicans of Kingfsher
county which is a rousing declaration
that the Republicans will stand by
Mckinley. The following expansion
plank was adopted
Resolved That we are in favor of the Englc
growing That we shall not ask anybody on
earth whore he shall get his feed or when he
shall stop growing. And let him grow until
he can stand with one foot in the Atlantic
the other in the Pacific eat whales out Of
lIanns Bay and dust the plains OF South Amer
lea with the feathers OF his tail and may the
Sun never set on on his feeding ground.
The flag is ours: II means something; and
back of that flag are the bravest and freest
| people in the world.
| Forever floats the standard sheet
Where breathes the foe that falls before
us,
with Freedoms soil beneath our feet
And freedoms banner streaming o'er
US"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
.NtTRODISTS SECURE A SITE
Traded Old Church and Lotto ID. Ewart
for Madison Avenue and Buck
eve Street Corner.

As was noted in the REGISTER some
time ago the Metbodists have been
planning for the erection of new
church which will come nearerholding
the growing congregation. Two sites
were considered, one where the present
church stands, necessiating the remov-
al of the building, and the other the
lot at the corner of Madison avenue
and Buckeye streets where the old
stone house now stands. The latter
site was chosen at the meeting held
Monday.
Mr.. d. Ewart owned the lot selected
and the Methodists traded him the old
church, the lot on which it stands and
the lot south of it. They retained their
third lot on which the parsonage
stands, one of the members of the
building committee informed the REG
ISTER that work on the new building
will be commenced at once!
The new location is one of the most
desirable in the city. The lot is prac-
tically in the center of greater lola, on
one OF the main streets, already
adorned with handsome shade trees.
The Presbyterians have purchased the
two lots across the street and that cor.
uer bids fair to become the religious
center of town. The tearing down OF
the uusightly old stone building will
make a decided improvementin the APP
pearance of the street, and the erection
OF the proposed 10000 church will be
an immense Improvement.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
How to Work Shell Men.

There is always a man or two in
lola who gets bumped whenever a
shell man strikes town, and the fol-
lowing plan to win out will probably
be hailed with JOY by these.
Two men, both apparently rath er
green, sidle up to to the shell man 5
desk. One pushes close and the other
hangs back The eager one says he
would like to play but he has no
money. The rear one hauls big fat
roll out of his pocket and hands the
other So "You try the game,
he must say, 'and if youwin Tllcome
in with this whole wad."
Now it is the nature of grafters to
let small fry win just to lead on the
big suckers, and he will let the eager
man win once or twice. Then the
proper thing to do is to pocket the
money, and move down and work the
next man.
viii Nichols says he has seen this
worked successfully.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
DEEP SEA PRE- SS URE
A Bottle of Champagne Comes Back
Filled With Water.
New Orleans Tmes.Democrnt.

Speaking of deep-sea pres sure,
said one of the officers of the training
ship Praire, did you ever hear of the
experiment of lowering a bottle ofcham-
pagne and forcing in the cork? No?
Well, its very curious. | saw it done
when l was on the Hero, during its
last Pacific cruise, taking deep sound
ings. An officer on board offered to
wager that il a bottle of cha mpagne
was letdown to a certain depth it would
come up tightly corked but full of
salt water Somebody took him up.
and the experiment was at once tried.
A quart bottle of champagne was Sc.
cured from the wardroom and attached
to the cannon ball weight used on the
deep-sounding apparatus. They let
it down, how far l don't remember,
but it was several thousand feet, and
when they began to- hoist there was
naturally a great deal of curiosity.
All hands clustered above the rail,
and when the bottle appeared it was
eagerly examined. The cork was
firmly in place, although it looked as
if it had been badly crushed or jammed
and. miraculous as it may seem, the
stuff inside was undeuiably sea water.
Everybody could testify that the bottle
went down full of champagne, and how
the transformation was effected was a
iirst-class mystery to most of those
present. Yet the explanation was
very simple. When the bottle reached
certain depth the pressure drove the
cork right down into the body OF it..
The champagne then escaped, water
under compression took its place,
and, in returning to the surface, the
cork, which was loaSing in the neck,
was pushed up in It's former position.
Nevertheless it was o very surprising
thing to witness. They tried the same
experiment with a bottle of beer, and
when hauled back to the surface,
its cork was found sticking tightly in
the neck, but turned bottom side. 1t
had evidently whirled around while
the beer was going out and the sea
water was going in, and happened to
be reversed when the upward pressure
drew it back into position. The per-
formance was of no special scientific
value, but it gave us all vivid reali-
zation of the tremendous weight OF
water in those submarine depths
After such an object lesson it is easy
to understand why diver can &C
only limited distance below the sur
face. If he had followed the bottle he
would have been smashed like an egg
shell under a trip hammer"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
Further Refinements Suggested to the
Shirt Waist Man.

haJe MasterNon lA ihe New oth sun
ON, you horrd tmng.
You Sh.rt-waist Man
Get hence.
Don't you know
That you're not planned
For nesiRee ehects'
Can't you realize
That II we allowed you
To leave on your coat
There's no knowing where you d stop
For you're Just the sort
That needsan iron hand
To keep you in your place
Ana that lsln your coat.
No velvet paw
No angels touch VIII ever lead sou.
But few swift lines
Like these
May make you see
The error or your ways
III may pe true that you nave your trouseri
made
with nigh hips
Whatever that may mean
Anu thaV you sport pelV
In whlch you seem TO nave perfect coau
dence'
But, OH
TallaIlalaIat
POOR thns'
Don't you know
That ~ Won y,ear n shirt uyotet
foumust nave uress sheluh
And pulley belt,
And one of the new straIpbs front ones
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
Cherryvale Gets Glass Factory.

Readers of the REGISTER will re-
call the scheme printed in these col
umns recently about buying a tract
of land, selling the lots and using the
money for bonuses. This plan is be-
ing worked at Cherrvvale to secure
that glass factory, and the Clarion
tells of it as follows:
'Over fifty-fve lots were sold yes
terday, and the glass factory can now
be made reality. Let every lover OF
Cherryvale whether in the city or
surrounding country, come to the
front Tuesday evening and help. Sue
cess now means more than a glass
factory, which in itself means much
for Cherryvale and surrounding coun.
try. 1t means the starting of enter
prises that will make Cherryvale the
grandest town in Southwest Kansas.
One thing calls for another, and one
good enterprise brings another This
can be put through if the people
pustle -
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
A KANSAS GIRL WAGERED.

Emporia Republican: James Brad
ley has wagered his sweetheart, Miss
Mary Kinkaid, on the result of the
election with Willis Wilkerson. Brad
ley is republican and Wilkerson is
a democrat. They live in Dudley
township, Haskell county, in the west
ern part of the state. 1t is small
township and contains only six quail
fed voters.
In 1896 it was the only township in
the United States which gave major
ity for Palmer and Buckner. They
got three votes. Mckinley two and
Bryan one. The wager is on the cleo
ton in this township. There being
no gold democrat ticket this year Will
kerson hopes to get all three of those
votes for Bryan and thus win a bride
The two men have been counting Miss
Kinkaid for over a year and bott
have repeatedly urged matrimony
Being unable to make a choice sh'
suggested that the question he settleC
by the election in Dudley township
Her suggestion was adopted.
She enters into the compact anC
agrees to marry Bradley if McKinle.
receives a majority of the votes, OF
Wilkerson If Bryan ceiyesthemajor
ity. The idea was probably suggested
by similar wager madein that coun
ty last week. j. B. Johnson wagere,
his daughter on McKinley's election
with James Howard democrat, VIII
is anxious to marry her.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
BUT WOULDN'T WE SMASH THEM.

| w lculJd fdBlt
If an allied army of all the powers
in the world, twenty, fifty or an hum
dred thousand strong, should be
landed on our shores and attempt a
march on Washington, there wouldn't
be man of the invading left to tell
mankind the tale of the disaster
We would as nation. as people,
as individuals. proceed TO annihilate
such combined enemy. There are
seven times more Cinnamon than there
are Americans, yet the allied powers
Of the world have landed an army of
twenty or forty thousand outhe shores
of the Oldest nation i'm the world and
given orders to march upon capital
of four million people. Such a num-
Der OF men wouldn'tmake single meal
for the people who reside between
Tien Tsin and Pekin. Such a force
may prove a sufficient bodyguard for
the conducting of the members of the
legations and their families back
through a densely populated region,
in the absence of any organized op-
position. But ifChina is of one mind,
and the Boxers are but rejecting the
will and wish of the empire, that allied
army of relief ought to be ten times
stronger. OF course Chinese are not
Americans, nor even eq ual to the
average European, on the BATTLEFIELD d i,
yet a Chinaman is human, a man and
a citizen of thousand generatio ms
descent. And not only that, but he is
numerously armed with effective mod
ern guns, and has been in training
ever since Ii Hung Chang made his
international visit of observation, and
it would not be surprising If the army
OF relief, now marching on to Pekin,
never returned.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
CNTNTY TICKET

IN THEIR joint debate at Tribune on
Monday Chester |. Long had his OPP
ponent l. p. Campbell on the run.
Campbell never mentioned l6 to | and
lodged imperialism stubbornly until
Long uncovered him. He said that
imperialism is important but not above
the trust and money questions. He
favored holding Cuba, Porto Rico and
the Hawaiian islands but wanted a
protectorate in the Philippines. He
favored the consent of the governed in
North Carolina. Long closed with an
aggressive speech. He said the great
issue of the campaign was the record
OF the Republican party in war. "The
Democrats do not dare attack our
record in peace" he said. "They ad-
NIT that the Mckinley administration
has been good thing for all Ameri-
cans, but say it has not been good for
Filipinos, for they went to change the
subject to far away proposition,
The insurrcc'icr IN hePhilippincs be-
gan before the ratification of the
treaty and before our policy could
have been announced. We got the
title to the Philippines as Jefferson
did the title to the Louisiana purchase,
Jefferson bought the land and people
and sent an army to take possession
and other Democratic presidents fol-
lowed his example inlater expansions,
In the Philippine matter we follow
Jefferson, the author of the Declara-
tion of Independence and the father Of
this Democratic party. Neither Mr..
Bryan or any other Democrat or Pop
ulist ever finds time in "a speech to eX-
plainiwhich precedent of Jefferson we
should follow. We will treat the Phil
ippines aswehave Alaska, Porto Rico,
Oklahoma, New Mexico and the terri
tories. Dewey says the insurrection
in the Philippines will continue until
after the election, the insurgents hop
ing for the success of Bryan. AS soon
as the insurgents know that Mckinley
is elected, peace will come, congress
will act The Philippines will begin
as territories. They will he given as
much self-government as they are cap
able of sustaining, and it will be a
good government, the best on earth
under the American flag"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
The Blessings of Home.

People who could not 90 to Europe
this summer have been enjoying feel
ing that they we're being i'll treated by
Fate and that it was due them that they
also should be abroad seeing the sights.
Most of them, had they gone would
probably have regretted long since
having gone.
The other day the dispatches told
that one of the big excursion COM
panies, the Crawfords, whose tours
are world renowned, had gone busted.
This probably means that the schemers
backing it got hold of immense sums
advanced in payment by tourists, and
went broke in order to keep the money.
AS a result a whole lot of Christian
Endeavorers who were spending what
money they had left after visiting the
convention in London, in the Craw-
ford tours, are left far from home and
penniless. And now comes advices
from Paris that owing to the rush OF
traffic homeward 600 visitors to Paris
have been unable to secure passage
aud many of them are compelled to re-
main dead broke in the French
capitol
There's no place like home, certain.
ly-when you're busted.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
Jury Found Eckler Guilty.

The jury which hea rd the testimony
in the Oscar Eckler case found the de-
fendant guilty and justice Potter
sentenced him to l2O days in the coun-
ty Jail. Ecker was tried for leaving
his wife and allowing her and her three
children to go to the poor farm, while
he worked for farmers over the coun-
try and spent his earnings on himself
the county paying for keeping his
family. He professed a willingness to
take care of the children but refused
to provide for his wife, and the court
took him at his word and sentenced
him. When arrested few weeks ago
Eckler was playing billiards with the
money he had earned. He appalled,
from the Justices decision to the dis
trict court
The laws of health require that the
bowels move once each day and one of
the penalties for violating this law is
piles, Keep your bowels regular by
taking a dose of Chamberlain Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets when necessary
and you will never have that severe
punishment inflicted upon you. Price
20 cents. For sale by lola druggists
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
Far Raciug Feature.

In addition to the regular races the
fair association this year is advertis-
ing II new feature, the Nash Running
Combination which is said by all who
have seen it to be one of the best at
fractions on the road. 1t consists of
a number of riders and lot of race
horses and there is a series of special
ty races, including a race between Il
rderless horse and ahorse and jockey,
hurdle race, hounds and horse, two
mile race with change of mount, tandem
steeple chase, chariot race, running
team race, standing jockey race,
bucking horse race, Roman standing
race.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
Another Runaway

Millard McCloud's team ran away
with him Tuesday and bruised him
up considerably. He was leaving the
creamery where he had delivered milk
when his team of young horses became
frightened at top buggy and started
to run. They got clear beyond con
troll and Millard was thrown from the
wagon by the wild lurching and the
hind wheel of the vehiclepassed across
his hip, inhicting painful flesh wounds.
One of the horses was caughl near
the Piester place and the other near
Fred Horizons. They got loose from
the wagon which was somewhat torn
up. Mr.. McCloud in spite Of his in
iuries persisted in following the horses.
If your brain won't work right and
you miss the snap, vim and energy
that was once yours, you should take
Prickly Ash Bitters. 1t cleanses the
system and invigorates both body and
brain Sold by Chas. b. Spencer
a. CO.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17

bears his name he would have done
more for humanity thanmost of us but
among his later productions are his
new plums.
Climax and Sultan. Grating
Climax sells at ten dollars per foot
and the fruit bringing from S3.75 in
Boston to s.. l2t in New York per 20
pound box.
This was last month and these prices
for both wood and fruit would sum up
to indicate that he is still improving
and giving US better plants and fruits.
But he tests many thousand new
ones to one that he brings out Tor.
sells for some one else to bring out.
So these prices for grating wood
may not mean big profit to him for
his labor to produce them.
In this connection it is with pleasure
we note the U. S. Pomololicag Society
has adopted the names by which the
new Arkansas Seeding apples were
locally known as the proper name for
them and that the claim of Stark Bros.
to hold trade mark names on them is
untrue and most all of them may be
obtained from Col. w. G. Vincencel-
Ter, Springfield, Ark.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
II Helped Win Battles.

Twenty-nine officers and men wrote
rom the Front to say that for Scratch
es, Bruises, Cuts, Wounds, Sore
Feet and Stiff Joints, Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve is the best in the world.
Same for Burns, Skin Eruptions and
Piles 25cts, a box. Cure guaranteed.
Sold by Evans Bros, druggist.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17

Fortify the body to resist malarial
germs by putting the system in per-
feet order. Prickly Ash Bitters is a
wonderful system regulator. Sold by
Chas. b. Spencer & Co.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17

American Lace, for pillow slips, 81 in wide. SC
American Lace, in wide, extra heavy, 7tc & lOc
Nalenciennes Lace, per dozen yards. ...........1Oc
Nalenciennes Lace, per dozen yards .15c
Valencennes Lace, per dozen yards ........... .25c
Valenciennes Lace per dozen yards, up to soc
All Greatly Reduced.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17

Torchon Lace, inch wide. .... ................ &c
Valenciennes, inch WIDE insertion to match &c
Same pattern, wider, .............. Be- 4c, DC, tic
Everlasting Trimming inch wide, Il dozen yds 35c
American Lace, for pillow slips p in wide. &c
American Lace for pillow slips, 81 in wide.... &c
American Lace for pillow Slips Al in wide ... 4c
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1900-08-22
BULLETIN OF COMING EVENTS.

500 D. m. each Friday evening, open ali
concert by DEBORAH City Band.
April 2, June 4, Sept. 8, Nov. Is Board OF
Supervisors meet In regular session.
May 7, Sept. "a, Nov. 26-Times Of hold.
ing court in 1900.
Aug. q, Sept. Ivan Dyke 4 Eaton COM
pany at the Grand.
Aug.27, Sept. 1-Angell's Comedians at
Steyers opera house.
Aug. 24-25-Street Fair at Ossian.
August 25-Republican county convention.
Aug. 2S- 20 80 3l-Winneshiek Co. Fair.
Aug. 3l-recorah Institute Commencement.
Dec. 6th-Hoyt's "a Texas Steer" at the
Grand opera house.
Companies which are booked at the Grand
next season, dates not yet announced:
"The Little Minister"
"Quo Vadis
"Miss Hobbs
"Chattanooga"
County Fair
"The Hottest Coon In Dixie
"The DEVILS Auction"
"Under the Red Robe"