The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-05-19

DR.. Piper in Funny Vein.-At the third
annual meeting of the Baltimore County Med
ical Association, held few days ago, Or.
Jackson Piper. of Towson, RESPONDED 70 tne
following toast and his play upon the names
of the members of the association was very
amusing: 1.-THE Baltimore County Medical As
ISOLATION; the most vigorous. wide-awake
up-to date, aggressive bantling in the State;
three years old today" He said in part;
The baltimore County Medical Association Is
emphatically a warm baby. 1t was no sooner
ensconced In its swaddling clothes when It began
wa walk from the time of its birth: And is this to
aeconchers. its nurses and other attendants?
| Smart man and Wyse man indicted 1t safely
through the mazy intricacies of earns curve:
| RpeT piped its praises; a Brush kept on the
| flies a Bosley and Bossv1s did the bossing; q
Green-looking Woodward to gambol Cd; Clark
to teach it to mount the Charles g: HUI OF fame,
| and q hot Todd to refresh it at the end of its
toilsome journey.
Its godfather was Pert Stevenson. Is it any
wonder gentlemen, that it is so saucy? Itdraws
its nourishment from that very sappy dry nurse,
Sdppin0t0n-no ofense, gentlemen, but that Is
the reason it has grown SO rat ana enm99y. ,,,
| through SO much sap and sass. Whitley little
on furnished the busting powder; g.: 5oTen did the
polite Martinez the discipline; Bussy the kissing
and F7dnnsry supplied the flannel;
To this corvs de infantry much MsTricE belongs;
Wien i Il at the s ony Ps on the beach,
rent,emen' for Smart has one also. 1t is safe
| guarded by a fairy-like looking Browne, and it
| will never suffer for want of medical attend
ance, for it has at command hospitals, asylums
and retreats by the score.
When the Darling comes to B0tte 1or better
world nothing will be OaCings for its funeral ex-
| penseS for we are exceeding Rich and SdUin. 1t
viii safely pass the Sunnybrook of life and be
reverently escorted to its last resting place by
our four Smiths as pall-bearers. After being
| SlGde by the grim monster-Death-and the comm
securely Ndylor-ed down. its Corse Will De trans,
| I'D will Enrl PQrQdiQa and
be received at once into the arms of that angelic
man. our big hearted Gorsuch-no such like him
| either in heaven or in earth.
But, gentlemen, this passing away will not
happen in our day: Young Smarts, Wyses. Sap
bones, win take our places when our most Wig
| orous, wide-awake, up-to-date, and aggressive
bantling' will have become stalwart man. The
rich heritage of medical experience it has &C
Quired will be transmitted In due time to these
en6ryos in a testamentary document, properly
drawn. signed, sealed and attested by our legal
associates-Judge N. Charles Burke, the Honor
able Archibald Taylor. d. G. Mcintosh, Frank l.
Duncan. r. NJ. Isaac, Benz. +. Griswold and
James Piper. 1t affords me much pleasure to
of special recognition by this Association, for
helped us to form the first medical Jurisprudence
society. so far as know, south of New York
city. 1t is too vigorous, bright and FrGH6In
ancholy forebodings, for am sure, for many
years to come. it will possess an Everhdrt for
ever fall like the dew of heaven' upon it, and
its keenness will always be like unto Emory.
What concerns us most now is its present
is in the baby. see you shudder but will tell
you why. Though country born, it will Mass-en-
it Is getting tS Tp the 6ad 1e 1at
it is even now in the Eutaw House. Proprietor
Shannon is very good father, but ne knows,
alas nothing about medical babe. He gives it
too much to eat and drink for too little money.
He will kill the bantling and break himself. He
Il o f Hote sR enne S Csrroilton HOTEL Eutaw
House, three times Herring Run! tell you,
gentlemen, our precious babe stands in danger
stomach to say nothing of dilating its foramen
of WinsloaO. If we don't look out, it will have
hsrds time YOU After one o Of these
The baby might bust ! But, happily, gentlemen,
it has strong Constitution. Let me whisper
you secret Or; Smart gave 1t that Constitu-
tion-fact. sirs If it were not for its Constitu-
ton it would have been dead bird long ago.
Three Democratic Conventions at Tow
son-Business Before Them Promptly
Dispatched.-ThreeD Democratic conventions
were held at Towson on Tuesday-one to elect
delegates to the Second Congressional nominal
ing convention; another to elect delegates to
the Stateconvention, which will elect delegates
to the National Convention, and the third to
send delegates to the nominating convention
of the Fifth Congressional district, which in
cludes the LIST and 18th districts of this county.
All the districts were fully represented and the
Mr. Charles A. Councilman, of the 4th dis
trict, who is a member of the State Central
Committee for Baltimore county, called the
first convention to order. DR.. B. +. Bussey, of
the Sth district was made temporary chairman,
and Mr.. Edw. c. Darlington, Jr., 11th district,
secretary. They we're subsequently made the
permanent officers. DR.. Bussey made short
address thanking the convention for the honor.
A resolution was adopted declaring the fol
lowing as the choice of the convention which
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nominate a candidate for Congress in the
Second district Frank Peach, Robert II.
Wright, J, Edwin Kemp Jacob Elliott, John
Woodward.
These delegates were not instructed, but it is
understood they are solidly for the nomination
of Hon. ]. Fred. c. Talbot. The delegation
is a double one, each man being entitled to
half vote only.
THE SECOND CONVENTION.
Hon, ]. Fred. G. Talbot, chairman Of the
State Central Committee for Baltimore county,
called the second convention to order. Mr.. II.
Lynn Painter, of the 4th district, was made
temporary chairman, and Mr.. Nicholas ii.
Hope I'd district secretary. They were sub
seouently made the permanent officers.
The report of the committee on resolutions
was adopted 1t declared belief in the lnteg-
ritv. patriotism and honesty of William Jen-
nings Bryan" and that his election to the
Presidency would bestserve the interests OF the
American people. The delegates chosen at the
convention were by the resolutions instructed
to use all honorable means in their power
when meeting in State convention, to have
sent to the National Convention delegation
favorable to the nomination and election OF
William Jennings Bryan, and to have such
delegation so instructed by the State conven-
ton.
district delegate to the National Convention,
made an earnest speech in support of the reso-
| lutions and warmly eulogized Col. Bryan.
The following were then elected deleg ates to
| the State convention, with half vote each:
John H. GerTig Or; IA. d; i E. heoe Sob harry r.
Albert Mays, Frank l. Duncan, q. Howard
Isaac George Treut, A. A. Piper, William E.
Schunck, Joseph Sandman, Henry Franken-
berger and Robert l.. Hail.
THE THIRD CONVENTION.
| The third convention was composed OF del
| epates from the LIST and 18th districts only.
Mr. A. G. Sandman. 18th district presided,
| and Mr.. George s. Keiffer, same district, was
secretary. The delegates chosen to the nomi:
mating convention of the Fifth Congressional
district were DR.. George G. Everhart, Henry
A. Maggie. George s. Keiffer and Michael Goel-
Ter, each with half vote.
Religious Services.-Attention is called to
the following announcements:
| st. Johns p. r.. Church. Western Run, heO.
r. Heber Murphy, priest in charge.-May 10th,
at IL A. NJ; at St. Luke's, Harrisonyille, Sun
day, May 9th. at IL AM.
Great Falls Circuit, N. E. Chiwch.-Rev. W.
F. Roberts will preach and administer COM
munion at Orem's and Gatch's Rev. L. M.
Ferguson will preach at Camp Chapel and
Loreley.
Caludry Baptist Church, T9!O'On.--Sunday,
Goth, at s P. NJ, Captain Virgo and Cadet
Laclyde. of the Salvation Army, will make
addresses. Several ladies of the army will also
be present and give some Of their songs. Pub
lie invited.
presiding elder, will preach and administer the
Sacrament at IL A. NJ. Anniversary services OF
the Epworth League at s p. NJ
| Patdpsco NJ E.. Church, Betwsen Fifth Are,'tt
Extended and Weis A0enue, North Point Road =
Services every Sunday at IL A. NJ. and ,. NJ
Rev. E. C. Gallaher, pastor.
Sunday School and Missionary Society
Of1cers.-The annual meeting of the Sun
day school board of Towson M. E. Church
was held Wednesday evening, the pastor, Rev
J. R. Edwards, presiding. The following OF
} ficers were elected for the ensuing year: Super
intendent, James E. Dunphy assistant Johr
d. Roe; secretary, Charles W. Held treas
} urer. r. Lee Dunphy; Librarians, g. William