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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
WILL FIGHT TO A FINISH.

PHOENIX, Ariz., September 29-Cer-
tificates of nomination have been fled
with the secretary of the territory by
Marcus Smith and ]. F. Wilson, rival
Democratic candidates for territorial
delegate to Congress. 1t was believed
for a time that one nominee would
withdraw, thus healing the breach in
the party, but the action to-day re-
moves all doubt that each faction will
fight to finish
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
HOLT BEATING BUSHES
ALONG w. VA. C. G P. RY.

Democratic Candidate for Governor
Holding Good Meetings Every
Day.
Special to the Register
PIEDMONT, w. Va, September Is
Hon. J. H. Holt. Democratic candidate
for Governor of West Virginia, is
holding rousing meetings along the
line OF the West Virginia Central rail
way. Tonight he spoke to an immense
crowd in the Piedmont Opera House.
Last night he spoke at Central-Hut-
louisville, and yesterday afternoon at
Beverly. Wednesday he spoke at Davis
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
B0ERS ATTACK BRITISH
UNDER FACETS COMMAND.

Lord Roberts Reports Renewed Ac-
tivity-BulIer Occupies New Terri
tory.
LONDON, September 2S, 1890 p. m.
Lord Roberts reports to the war Of
fee, under date OF Pretoria. September
II, as follows:
'The Beers attacked a portion of
Paget's force at Pienaars river station
this morning, but were beaten off after
three hours fighting.
Butler occupied Macmac river and
the eastern side Of Burgher's Pass on
September 26th, after slight resistance.
Hebron Beitz and Lindley have been
Teoccupied."
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
CITY TAX NOTICE.

Ofiee,of City Tax Collector.
WHEELING. September IL 1906
Notice IS hereby given that the city
taxes Tor 1850 viii be dsSe and payable az
the offfee Of the City Collector, Public
Buiiaing October J. 1860. Persons paying
au their taxes any day during the month
81 October will be entitled to a discount
Of per cent on city taxes. The taxes on
real estate will bear interest from kovenn-
Der l. 1890; ~ 10 per cent per annurn until
paid Save Y per cent by psglgg "a time.
JAMES X HALL
sel7e&d 20 och City Collector.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
MONEY no LOAN on REAL Et
GENERAL NOTICES.
orIcn oF a srnclAL MEnrINa
OF THE STOCKHOLDERS OF
TILE |. "A REII.E MON WORISS

THE LA BELLE IRON WORKS,
Notice Is hereby given that a special
meeting of the stockholders of The La
Belle Iron Works, a corporation OF tho
state OF West Virginia. having It's princi-
pal office in tise City Of Wheeling IN said
State VIII be held on Tuesday. the Esd
day OF October A. ID. 1900 commencing at
ten O'Clock a. m. at the principal Office Of
said corporation on the south side Of and
near the east end OF Thirty-srst street,
between Wood and McColoch streets, In
the city Of Wheeling Ohio county. West
virginia. pursuant TO "a call by it's Board
of Directors for the purpose of considers
ing and acting upon the following rcsolu-
"Resolved, That the number OF shares
Of the capital stock OF this corporation,
The La Belle Iron Works, be and the same
Is hereby increased 20 twenty-five thoas-
and shares OF the par value OF one hundred
dollars each. making an aggregate par
value for said fweuty-iive thousand shares
Of two million and Ave hundred thousand
dollars.
And for the further purpose OF transact
ing any other business which may law
fully be done by the said stockholders in
general meeting.
nv order of said Board of Directors
J. II. WRIGHT
President OF THETA Belle Iron Works.
w. f. RESWfCK
Secretary Of said Corporation
selSetooci6
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
KEEPING DOWN YELLOW JACK

SANTIAGO DE CUBA. September %.
No yellow fever has been reported here
since December. One hundred miles of
streets are swept daily and infected
houses have been three times disinfect-
ed. House inspection is made by sur
geons and thousands of gallons OF car
bolic acid and tons Of chloride OF lime
have been used.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29

TO CURE a COLD IN ONE DAY
lake Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it
fails to cure. e. w. Groves signature
is on each box. 25c.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
REDEMPTION or BONDS
or ELECTRIC LIGHT LOAN.

The holders of the above named bonds
are hereby notified that the following
numbers have been called, namely 81. r.
r. = and S. OF one hundred dollars each;
Nos Ig3 10. Is. ies, ~. ~. H. 1gl 1ss.
I51. ~ IA lsz. 81 eve hundred dollars
each. No. Egs. OF ore thousand dollars. aud
are payable October 1af. 1900. al whicn
dafe they win cease % bear interest.
sonds and coupons VIII be paid at thu
Bank Of the Oalg valley.
COMMISSIONERS OF THE
ELECTRIC LIGHT LOAN.
ss1GeSdra
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
fighting THE TRUSTS.
TOBACCO WORKERS WILL C0TINUE
OPPOSITION WITH INCREAS-
ED v1G0R
THE MONoPoLIEs.

PROCEEDINGS of the Faith Days Ses-
sion of the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
lions Adopted Pledging support TO
the striking Miners OF Pennsyi-
wanna and Endorsing the Tobacco
workers Strike in Kentucky.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29

ifktlN " OtktAsas
Notice is hereby given that the under
signed. a stockholder Of The Ia Bella Iron
Worke. a corporation OF the state Of Vests
Viretnia having its principal office tn thei
city Of Wheeling, I'm said state, intends tol
ofTer and move the adoption Of the follow
ing resolution, for the increase ~ the num-
Der of shares OF the capital stock Of SAID
corporation at a special meeting Of the
etoekhoiders thereof 10 be held. pursuant
fo a cali OF fits BoaFd Of Directors. on
Tuesday. the ed day q October, 4. p. 100.
commencing al ten O'Clock a. M. az rs
urinciual oifice OF the south side OF and
near the east end % Thirty-firEt street.
etween Wood and McGolloen streets In
sald city. fo-wit:
aResoived, That the number Of shares of
the capital stock OF this corporation Tho
ia ReHe Iron Works, be and the same TX
hereby Increased TO twenty-five thousand
ehares of the par value Of one hundred
dollars each. making an aggregate par
value for said twenty-five thousand shares
OF two million and Eve hundred thousand
dollars. 9 = tt1BiNsONs
a stockholdsr Of the Ia Belle Iron
Works seIsctooci6
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29

tertadned by the local committee on ar
rangements.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
FOR sALEl

IT, -r.%-A-8-A-Ak
Modern Ia roomed dwelling, cor. Twen-
tieth and Chapline streets. Everything
about this property is IN perfect condition.
one OF the best locations in the city for
a doctor.
Six roomed dwelling on Erie street. near
New Jersey. for $3.50. It's a good house.
and will pay from l2ts to Is per cent as an
investment, il you don't want 20 live in 1t.
G. O. SMITH.
National Exchange Bank Building.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
10. 95 Zane street. Frame, 6 rooma
"a rs Seventeenth street. Brick rooms
30. 1870 McCOlioch ST.. Frame, rooms
"a 5000 Main street,....... Brick. rooms
30. in South Front ST.. Frame rooms
10. lSS sixteenth street,. Brick, rooms
20. lgi South Penn St.. Frame rooms
No 149 Virginia street. Frame rooms
Tot. s0xiO0 Eoff, near Twelfth street
Lot Slx4ga, North Front street.
Lot S0x o., Eleventh. near Eoff street.
FOR RENT
store room, 1889 Main street
store ROOM $50 Seventeenth street.
Front room, "a floor. 1921 Market street.
Money 10 loan.
GEO. J. MATHIS0N.
1903 Market Street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
MONEY no .oAs.

MONEY TO LOAN on. long time ana easy
weekly or monthly payments. THE
CONSOLIDATED BUILDING, LOAN a
TRUST Co. hos Market ST. ma1Se&dh
MONEY TO LOAN ON REAL ESTATE.
$3.50 to $4,000 IN amounts 10 suit.
FOR RENTING. / location, 9-room resi-
dence, BATH all modern improvements
5-room residence. No. Delaware street;
rnt $500 a month; IN good condition,
rent $500 n month; In good condition.
possession at once,
ROLF a ZANE,
Tel. 566 No. 80 Fourteenth Street
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29

and Parsons. At every one of his
meetings large crowds have been In at
tendance, and great degree Of enthus-
iasm displayed.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
Hair
Health

cannot turn backward &zE[<~~
the footprints of time,
but it can and does obliterate them. Moth
ing ages one SO rapidly as gray, thin and
faded hair Keep the hair looking young
and you look and feel young restore the
hairs youthful freshness and you remove
the most apparent traces of age.
HAYS HAIR-hEALTfii IS a hair food. and unlike
other preparations the roots Of the hair and
positively restores gray faded and heaehed hair 10 its
youthful color and beauty II is made from pure in
rredients Is not dye. Does not stain skin br
clothing keeps scalp clean and healthy. and its
cannot be detected
Ask foriiay's tiair-Heaith and refuse all substi-
tutes. n. n. is sold leading druggists everywhere
LONDON SUPPLY Co. SIS Broadway, N Y. also age
cake Fiarfina Medicated Soap best soap Tor toilet
LARGE soc. BOTTLES. AT ALL DRUGGISTS.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
a BARGAIN.

Modern improved residence on Thirty
first street. lot sSxi45 feet. for sale.
This property is in perfect condition.
j. c. DEslNE - CO.,
Telephone 49,. Hub Building.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-09-29
nrnrlcn oF INTENTION To or

FER A RESOLUTION FOR TR1
INCREASE or THE UNDER
or SHARES or THE CAPITAL
STOCK OF THE LA BELl.B
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
A DOGS SPECIFICATIONS.
The En.crl,sen. LittI. Pet Wanted
the sntcheI to Get on
the slipper.

.Nlike is the name of little gray.
silky haired spaniel. whose home is on
Maryland avenue, and he is a most cum
ming and amusing animal. and as wise
asst is possible that little dog can be.
SAYS the ST. Louis Globe Democrat. His
mistress hns taught him many tricks.
He can Tell you what he does when the
policeman comes, playing dead dog.
and he can call his mistress when the
telephone bell rings, and is altogether
u delightful dog.
He has been taught to beg for things.
and his begging looks for all the world
like coaxing. SO cunningly is it done.
The other day his mistress sent himup-
stairs 10 get her slippers. He came
down presently with one. and she cent
him back for the other. but again he
returned without it,
"Hc was sent back. and this time he
stayed so long that hismistresswentup-
stairs herself to see what was keep
ing him A heavy satchel had fallen
upon the slipper, and the little dog.
after trying in vain to move it, sat on
his hind legs. with his little paws
raised in supplication, hoping that he
might persuade the satchel to get off
the slipper. He probably was con-
WINGED that his prayer was eflicacious
when his mistress lifted the hindrance.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
FINDS A WORLD OF Ewes.
Plans of q Connecticut Man to Es-
tnbliah Garden of Eder Attraets
May Women.

Evans Weed. of Newfeld. Conn,
who plans to transform his farm into
Q Garden of Eden. has sprung into
popularity in day with many mem
bers Of the fair sex who want to wed
Mr.. Weed was little fearful that aft
er his Garden Of Eden had been com
pleted there would be no Eve to grace
It, but his doubts are now at rest
upon the point. He never dreamed
that Eve was such common name
among women. but every mail brings
further evidence
Letters addressed to Mr.. Weed In
feminine handwriting have been pour.
ing into the post Office at Stanford in
every mail for the last few dayz. One
letter was addressed, mr.. Adam
Weed. formerly Evans Weed. Garden
of Eden. Stanford. Conn"
Another was addressed ITO Adam
Garden of Eden, from Eve" This let
ter was dated Van clure Station, Va
Mr.. Weed is thinking seriously O
altering his original determination o.
waiting till the Garden of Eden is al
accomplished thing before contract
ing for an Eve.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
TOO MANY RATS
They Ran Over Her bed I'm a Happy
Manner All Night In Central
Africa.

At Kawimbe the rats in the house
were terrible Mt night. says "a White
Woman in Central Africa" They
raced about my room and scampered
over my bed in a thoroughly happy
manner. l could not sleep at first;
but ut last got used to them. I
dropped off, only to wake up and find
q rat with his foot in my ear.
One night at another station. some
thing larger than rat dropped from
the rafters on my bed and awoke me.
lighted a candle aud saw it was
q lemur. They are lovely little ami
mails, and are covered with thick fur,
like chinchilla. md have beautiful
large round eyes,
II looked most fascinating. but, not
being sure what it would do next,
thought / would try to send it out.
] opened the door which led onto the
veranda. and proceeded gently 10
drive it out: but, alas! it objected TO
going, and sprang straight on 10 my
shoulder, gripping my arm with its
sharp little teeth, and refusing 10 let
go till / well pinched IT'S tail. As it
turned round to bite my hand
tossed 1t out onto the veranda and
shut the door
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
NEW CALENDAR PROPOSED.
Russian Astronomers Are Anxious to
Have the World Adopt a
New System.

The chronological disagreement be
tween Russia and all the great ma
tions of Europe owing to the reten-
ton Of the Julian calendar has be-
come IN increasing nuisance In pro-
portion as Russia's relations, especial
ly commercially, with western Europe
have continued to increase.
Hitherto the Russian calendar has
been l2 days behind. This week it
drops another day behind. and ne
cordingly Prof. Glazenap and com
mittee Of the Russian Astronomical
society have elaborated an entirely
new calendar. which. it is hoped. will
be universally adopted. This calen-
dnr provides common year of exact
IL 365 days and leap year of S66 days
This system is so near the real solar
year that no more than one days diff
ference can occur in 100000 years.
II the Protestant states in the west
do not adopt this system Russia. in
stead Of 10 days behind, will be one
day in advance now and two days in
advance for 1920 The committee pro-
poses also the rechristcning of March
to Peace" in honor of The Hague
con fercnce
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
IN UNUSUAL DEMAND.
Many rn.port- Issned to Foreign
Born Americans Who Are
Going Abroad.


An unusually large number of pass
ports are being issued by the state de
partment ut the request of congress
men. who are acting for their con-
stituents, They are for persons who
are naturalized citizens, many of
whom are afraid TO go back without
passports Native-born Americans as
q rule do not get passports when they
go abroad, Representative McCreery.
of Minnesota, has secured. 40 pass
ports for his constituents during the
last five weeks. and in speaking of
this said:
'.The district is purely agricultural.
but the people are well,to-do, and
hundreds Of them will go abroad this
year. Two,thirds of those getting
passports originally came from across
the water and nre going back to visit
the old homes and relatives. They
have Prospcred in this country and
are able TO spare the money for a trip.
"They own splendid homes and sec
+ions OF land. are beyond want. and
find times prosperous enough to spare
money for trip abroad Many of
them are taking their families"
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

gross and then to the Tifty-ffth con.
gress. as republican. His term of
Office expired on the 4th of March last
His Office of secretary of the senate
imposes upon him exceptional duties
of trust. In addition to the responsible
ity of the detailed business Of the SEN
ute, he is also the disbursing officer for
all the expenditures involving the pay
Of senators, committee work and a
large corps of clerks and other en-
ployes. Mr.. Bennett succeeds Gen.
william P. Cox, of North Carolina, who,
since August, 1893. performed with 50
much ability and satisfaction the du'
ties of the office.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
NEW SENATE sEcKErAK1.
charIe. G. bennett. Recently Elected,
Is n Young Man of More Than
Ordinary Abilities.

The new secretary of the United
States senate, Hon. Charles Goodwin
Bennett, is an exceptionally young man
to have been elected to such IN honor
able and important office. But worth
is often recognized before years and
white hairs announce the period when
confidence may be placed with surety.
Mr.. Bennett was born in the city Of
Brooklyn. December II, 1863. He has
always -esided there, though his law
Offices are located in New York. He
was elected to the Fifty-fourth con-
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
GIVING A MAN . CHANCE
II Sometimes Proves to he the Maxi
Ing of Him, ms I'm This
Instance.

A commanding officer who has stud
led human nature, he states, VIII 90
eanRonally make q brilliant hit when
he gives man what is called q
Chance" says the Culver. The follow
ing illustrative case was told to rue by
the colonel who tried the experiment.
One day, when out for walk, he met a
man of his regiment who was only too
well known to him on account of his
frequent appearance in tho orderly
room
Ny friend stopped him and said,
you're fine man, six feet three in
height. and yet don't you think that
you are making precious ass of your
self with Sc DRINKS in your dcfaulter
sheet? Suppose, now, that / were to
put lance corporal's stripe on your
arm tomorrow; how would II bc?"
The man was so surprised and de-
lighted that he took the total absti-
nenoe pledge and never drank any
more Intoxicating liquor. -Four years
afterward he married and the colonel
attended the marriage feast. The bride
groom took his commanding officer
aside and said to him. rs he pointed to
the different kinds of liquor that were
on the table: You see all that, sirp
Well, have not tasted drop even to-
day, and won't, for if did must get
drunk"
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
starting a Conversation.

"what study the face OF that oldish
man across the room would make for
Max Nordau," he said, addressing the
girl to whom the hostess had just In
troduced him.
"Why?" she asked.
Degeneration is so plainly marked
upon all his features. Jove! lshould
hate to have man with his character
istics for my father!"
"oh. don't know" she replied. III
isn't so bad Come over here, papa,
and let me introduce you to Mr. snive-
ly."-Chicago Times Herald.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
what Mlrht uaxe neen.

Its queer how peoples ambitions
change" said the sweet-looking old
lady. when my Willie was boy he
wanted to be circus performer, and
now he is a clergyman"
Yes" replied the woman who has .
reputation for saying things, "and Il
Is often hard to account for these do
flections. too. He might have made an
excellent horizontal bar artist Chi
cago Times Herald.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

A collector Of subscriptions for the
brass band fund once came across
FARMER who was noted for his mean
ness. To his surprise, the farmer at
once consented TO subscribe fully as
large sum MS any he had yet received.
mir. HARDEST" he said, addressing
the farmer, YOU are surely very fond
OF music. To give so much?"
"Oh. yes" said the farmer, they're
grand for scarin' the crows from ma
'taties when they're practicin', and I'm
rrateful."-Tit-Bit
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

think" said the friend of the fam.
Fly, that you ought to keep a watch
on your son."
Impossible" declared the disgust.
ed father. He'd exchange 1t for a
pawn ticket the first chance he got"
-rhllaaelphia Press.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
yyifc-I sunpose She was defiant?


Jones-I wonder why it is that snil-
ors have the reputation of being so
much Drawer than soldiers?
Smith, don't know. I'm sure. I'M
less 1t is because the sailor has wife
in every port while few soldiers are
brave enough to tackle more than one.
Ally Sloper.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
VIVA, lie wourdn,t no.

"If you were rich what would you
do?"
81 can't be exactly sure as to that, .
was the reply. but know whnt I
wouldn't do"
WHAT"
81 wouldn't put IN my time trying
TO convince the poor that they are
lucky to escape the nervous strain
OF handling great wealth. chicago
Post.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
Ahnutthc Size Of II.

Jaggs-Texas is a great place for
snakes. 1 once saw green and yellow
snake down there 20 feet long and as
big round as u whisky barrel.
Waggs-Well, don't doubt it-but
I'll bet you saw the whisky barrel be-
fore you saw the snake.-Chicago Daily
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
n,iabIe.

$50" said the young girls father.
raspingly; The has such lovely dis
position, has he?"
Yes" she answered. HE said that
If will marry him, he won't object to
living in the same house with you, even
if you are real cross."-Washington
Star
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

Never be critical upon the ladies'"
wns the maxim of an old Irish peer re-
markable for his homage TO the sex.
The only way that n true gentleman
ever will attempt to look at the faults
OF pretty woman is to shut his eyes"
--Collier's Weekly.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

) Professor (feelingly)-When / first
began teaching music the wolf was
often at my door.
Listener (unfeelingly) = Graciousl
Why didn't you pound the piano then
a. you do now?-Ipdianapolis Journal.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
~, IN. Snmc.

"You are accused" said the court,
"of perjury. bribery, ballot stufiing.
petty thevery-
"oh, cheese i'll" cried the prisoner.
II amt candidate for United states
senator Philadelphia North Ameri-
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
a snrnri,rhMIfr

"Now. Percy, darling, where is the
surprise you promised you would have
for me when had finished the course
of cooking lessons?"
"oh, yes VIII! discharged the
cookl"-N. Y. World.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

Papa asked little Dickey, puzzled
Mt something he bad found in his school
history, what is governing body?"
Your mamma is governing body,
my son." answered Mr.. Meeker, plain.
tivelN-C hicago Tribune.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

Shea married couple should pull
together like team of horses.
He-Yes. and they probably would II,
like team of horses, they had but one
tongue between them.-Chicago Daily
News
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

When men learn 10 do INTO Others
as they would have Others do unto
them. horse trading will have become
one q The lost nrts.--Galyesion News
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

Uncle Abner. did you enjoy staying
NJ that big hotel in town."
"Gee--l guess so; / rid up an down
in that there iron fre-escape all day
fer nothin'."-Detroit Free Press.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

The children of the poor IN Japan
are nearly always labeled in case they
should stray from their homes while
their mothers are engaged in domes'
tic duties,
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

wicks-Your wife doesn't look q
minute older than she did ten years
ago.
Hicks-Accordins TO her statistics
abe isn't.-Tit-Bi