The daily morning Alaskan. (Skagway, Alaska) 1899-1904, 1900-09-29

needed this money before you would
have asked for it. Not having any
need of 1t and having perfect conf
dence in my financial integrity, you
have held the bill till this date. Ex-
actly ten weeks and $40"
Eyes, sir, So" replied the landlady
as she moved about uneasily.
"While 1t is only tri1e," continued
the major as he looked the bill over
again, at should be paid and the books
balanced-that is, If there Is any
thing coming to you 1t should be paid
at once if there is anything coming to
me I'll give you 80 or go days to square
up"
But how can there be anything com
ing to you?" protested the landlady.
I'VE can't tell until we have figured.
My dear woman, my treasure of Il
landlady, let me say at the very outset
that l am perfectly satisfied with your
table, and as for my room kings have
had far worse. If you will kindly go
over the past in your memory you will
admit that l have not made one single
kick; satisfied my dear woman. per-
fectly satisfied"
"Then the bill is all right?"
Perfectly all right-couldn't be bet
ter. Let me see. When l organized
the Universal Hand Organ trust 1 let
you in on the ground floor for $4,000
worth of stock, [ believe. That stock
ought to have given you dividends Of
at least $4,000 year"
But II didn't, major. The whole
thing busted up, you know"
"Ah, remember. 1t was not bust
up, but the Hand Organ trust was con-
solidated with the Great American
Antiblizzard syndicate. l haven't the
books here, but If my memory serves
me right presented you with 100000
worth of stock. If your annual income
from that stock has reached the sum
of S10000-if you have been enabled
to purchase
"But l never saw any stock" pro-
tested the landlady. you said some
thing about it one day, but week
later you claimed that you had dropped
the scheme for n better thing. You
owe for ten weeks"
"Let me see," unused the major-'1et
me see. Did drop the Hand Organ and
Antiblizzard trust for a surer thing?
All, It comes back to me! Yes; we let
go Of 1t to take up and push to success
the International Nursing Bottle mo-
Dopoly. Object was to control the man.
ufacture and sale Of all the nursing
bottles in the world. Any mother who
refused to buy one of our bottles had
to feed her infant from trough. Each
and every one Of our bottles was pro-
vided with squirt gun, and when the
infant wasn't filling up on milk he was
squirting at flies and developing his
craftsmanship. That monopoly was
capitalized at S5OOO0,000, | believe.
You were let in on the ground floor.
AS my landlady l took you in first of
all. My dear woman, IL your dividends
on that stock
"But haven't had any. That was
another Of your schemes that busted"
The major looked at her for mo-
ment in doubt and perplexity, but then
his face cleared, and, reaching for her
hand, he shook 1t heartily and exclaim-
ed:
my dear woman, what a business
head you have on your shoulders
what a head! 1t is no wonder that
your landlord never has to come twice
for his rent and that the fame of your
table has spread abroad through the
land. Let me assure you that am not
only satisfied with everything up to
date, but | mean to continue on with
you indefinitely--fo years and years."
"But you must pay. | can't run my
house unless my boarders pay"
"While perfectly assured that the In
te.i.ational Nursing Bottle monopoly
wouii pay 20 per cent dividends" said
tie major as he walked about, 1--WE de-
citicd 10 drop il for better thing. You
must know the difference between 20
and 10 per cent profit - you surely
must"
"Of course | do
'Then needn't go into details. You
will see at once why we went into the
Physical Pick and AK Handle syndicate.
1t was the difference between 20 and
10 per cent. That organization was
perfected only three days ago, and I
have seized the earliest opportunity to
talk with you about 1t. You are to
come in on the ground floor. When
Major Crofoot gets hold Of good
thing, he remembers his friends. Not
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