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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
MIDDLESEX

Mrs. E. E. Campbell is visiting liz
Barre.
Miss Arloa McElroy is visiting in
Burlington.
G. T. Miles was in Montpelier last
Thursday.
Mrs. French and daughter of Hard.
wick visited at j. FL. Daniels the first
OF the week.
Rev. M. 81. Ryan was In Moors, N.
Y, on business this week.
Joseph Denny of Mortified visited
his sister, Mrs. E. E. Campbell last
Thursday.
w. G. White, M. w. Miles and A..
G. Taplin were among the visitors at
the Capital Wednesday.
f. B. Miles has finished work at the
depot for the present and is working
at the electric station.
AS E. A. Earle and +. B. Miles were
drawing dirt on a fiat boat they over
loaded 1t, causing it to sink and letting
them into the watefof the pond. They
we're fortunate enough to be able to
swim SO they got out with only a good
wettipg,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
\ TIP FOR THE K


r..s~u. Nan wants to Know Abou'
MingItng Of Languages.
.Tt's a funny thing" said the man
with the bad cigar. who had been read
ing day before yesterdays paper.
whats thatY" asked the young man
with the phenomenally short coat.
"Why. the way these fellows that
write Jokes for newspapers get things
tangled up" replied the first seaker.
"How is that?" asked the long leg
ged young man.
"Nhy. look here" continued the man
with the bad cigar warmly. did you
ever read a Dutch joke in the papers
where two Germans are supposed 10 pe
talking to each other!'
"Sure l did," said the tall young
man. yawning %languidly.
well, did you ever notice thai every
time the guy that wrote the joke has
them iabbering at each other In bro
ken English? What do you think OF
this?" He picked up the paper again
and after hunting a few moments read
as follows:
Observation-Disclosures, Wy iss it ven
YOU book beer drink yet that you vant
to yump alretty?
"Schwarzkoppen-Maypie 1t ISIS vonce
because die beer is NIT hops filled up.
No?
"Now, that's a good thing, isn't it!'
went on the man with the bad cigar.
III those two Germans wanted to talk
to each other, do you suppose they
would amble around in broken Eng
lish? No; they would spiel it out in
German that they both understand.
Suppose you and l were in Germany
for a visit and l wanted to tell you
about some sight / had seen, would /
try to tell you in bum German that
neither of us could speak or would l
talk English? They make me tired"
but that would spoil the joke" pro-
tested the tall young man.
Huh" snorted the other. "Some
things are too bad to SPOIL"
And then the incident was considered
closed.-Chicago Chronicle.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
EASE AND DISEASE.
Ashort Lesson on the Meaning Of
Familiar WQYd.

Disease Is the opposition of ease. Webster
defines disease as Slack of ease, uneaslness,
trouble. vexation, di.quiet 1t is a condi.
ton due to some arrangement of the physical
organism. A vast majority Of the ''disease'
from which people suffer is due to impure
blood. Disease Of this kind is cured by
Hoods Sarsaparil'a which p~urities, enricbes
and vitalizes the blood. Hoods Sareaparilla
cures s~crofula, salt rheum, pimples and all ir-
Iupt'ons. 1t tones the stomach and creates q
good appetite, and it gives vigor and vitality
to the whole body. II reverses the condition
Of things, Swing heath, comfort and 'ease"
N place Of "disease,' and q
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

have you any nice fresh eggs to.
day? asked the woman with business.
like ways.
Madam" answered the man, who
has just started in the grocery busi.
ness permit me to remind o that
nice eggs are necessarily fresh and
fresh eggs are always nice. Moreover,
II ! nave any, l have them today. NV
possession OF eggs yesterday or ton,o~
row does not in the slightest degree
aHect the situation. Therefore, time
being precious to a business man. |
Will simply content myself with reply.
ing mat ! have nice ~eggs."-Washipr.
ton Star.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
The Professors Prophecy Failed

AFoIessOrs PROPHECY Failed.
While a student at Harvard univer.
slty Phillips Brooks was walking in
the yard one day with a professor, who
asked him what he intended making
OF himself.
4 am thinking Of the ministry" an.
swered the youth.
Then Danish such thoughts" said
the professor earnestly. "Your man
ner of speech would forever bar Won
from being successful in that calling"
Many years later, when Phillips
Brooks was n of the worlds great
pulpit orators, the most expert stenog.
rapher in England took down one of
his sermons and said:
ANY s~tenographe. who thinks he
has conquered fast takers should try
Phillips Brooks."-Ladies' Home .Jour.
nal.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
A UNIQUE STATE.
Texas Has Paid Allegiance to tn
Flags of Six Nations.

Ahs
Flags of Six Nations.
Scarcely another state in the union
has as remarkable and interesting a
history as Texas. In II respect at
least it occupies a unique position In
the history Of American states. Since
it's discovery six different governments
have at different times claimed its al.
legiance, and as many different flags
have waved over it, those of France
Spain, Mexico, Independent Texas, the
United States and the Confederate
states.
The foundations of Texas statehood
were not laid as a British colony, nor
under the grant Or control Of the Brit.
ish crown, as were those of the original
thirteen states. Its first settlement
dates back more than 200 years, and its
first American colonists went there
under terms and conditions imposed
by a foreign state, to whose language,
laws and institutions they were total
strangers. There never was. there
never could be, any sympathy between
NASoC -AltlSl Nuu SOlOlIlslS ftilu lilr
Mexican government under the old
regime. Separated by vast wilder
nesses from the people of the United
States, and unaided save by the in.
dividual efforts of sympathlzing bretll.
rem therein, these ~colonists declared
their independence, established it with
he sword. and for nine years main.
tanned a stable republic.
Texas was neither purchased nor
conquered for the union. Annexation
to the United States was accomplished
through a treaty made by Texas repre-.
sentatives and ratified 10y the free
suffrage OF the citizens. No other
state in the Union has had sucl, varied
experience or sailed through such
stormy seas into the haven Of peace
and prosperity.-St. Louis Globe Demo.
Graf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
Deafness canno, be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused BY an inf1amed condition of the mu.
this tube gets inflamed You nave a rumbline
sound or imperfect hearing, and when It i
entirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken Out
and this tube restored to its normal coudi.
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever,
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inf1amed condition
of the mucous surfaces.
we will give One Hundred Dollars TO,
any case of Deafness caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure,
Send for circulars. free.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

Readers Of the TELEGRAM who are
DESTROYS Of receiving absolutely free Of
charge, n Of those splendid Glen.
wood ranges should cut out the SUBJ
head over the editorial column. BY
s'sub-head'' il meant from the ex.
treme top of the column down to
where the editorials begin. If
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

AND WELLS RIVER R. R


Corrected 70 June rs, 1900. trains leave Barre y fol
lows: Going East. Sundays excepted.
$50 AN.
Connects at Wells River with Accommodation
Train North, and with Mail Train South owe,
Passumpsic Division Boston & Main r. X. for st
Johnsbury, Newport and White River jet. witt
Acco nmodation Train North over White Mountain
Division Boston and Main X, K. Lisbt n, Littleton
Lancaster, Fabyans, Bethlehem and Profile House
Through train service frem Wells River via. Ply
mouth, CT White River Jet. TO Boston, arrive Boston
Falls. springa.ld ID, Hartford and New Haven. sr
irving Grand Central Depot New York 40 p.m m.
Through coaches and parlor cars Wells River tc
New York.
1915 p M.
Through Express, Burlington to Fabyans, Hal
Pullman Parlor Car, Burlington to Fabyans. Stops
at all principal stations between Wells River aud
Fabyans, arriving at Fabyans 400 p. m. Connects
at Fabyans with the train for Prorland and Old
Orchard Beach. With tram for Summit Mt. Wash.
!ngton, arriving Summit $50 p. m. Connects a,
WellsRiver with the Mail Train North over Pa.
ssumpsic Division. and the "Pacifc Coast Express'
via. Canadian Pacific Railway to n Montreal, Quebec,
Cars, Montreal TO Chicago every day exc-p Satur-
days. To Pacific Coast every day except Sundays.
With Express Train, Parlor Car attached. arr, ing
In Boston at 8, 90 p. m. With train for Fabxans,
and Grand Trunk K. r.
3.15 p. NJ.
Connects at Wells River with train North over
Passumpsic Division B. & M. Railroad With accom-.
mediation South for all stations betwee Wells
River and White River Junction and with Express
train over White Mountain Division B. & N. Rail.
road for Lisbon. Littletou. Whit field and Lancas-
ter, Bethlehem and Fabyacs.
TRAINS WEST.
Leaves Wells River, 500, 10 80 am. 2 IS $40 pm
Arrive Barre 1905 q. M, IL. 10, AS, 5.55p. m.
SUBURBAN TRAIN SERVICE.
Leave Montpelier. 80. s.45, l1.t5 q. m, $50.
$50, $40 p. m.
Arrive at Barre 81. 1906 a NJ. IL. TO- $780, .55p.m
Leave Barre 7.So, 1920 y. m. l2.45. a.l5. 4.1o.
500 p. m.
Arrive at Montpelier $50, 1896 =. m, 100, $50,
$50, 6.15 p. m.
", A. BTOWELL, General Manager.
r. W. gTANYAN, Superintendent,
F. W. NOR6E. Gent. PaN. A gent.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

There are plenty of political proph.
cts and sons of prophets in this
country, says a Western exchange,
but they are nothing to the election
returns jugglers in this state.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

Judging from the number Of bottles
Andree dropped flom his balloon, one
might suppose he started from the
Montpelier liquor ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Enterprise.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
Chamberlain Cough Remedy a
Great FAvorito.

The soothing and healing properties OF
this remedy, its pleasant taste and prompt
and permanent cures have made 1t a sieai
~favorite with people everywhere. II Is es.
p~ecially priced by mothers of small children
for colds, Group and whooping cough. as it
always affords quick re ief. and as it contains
no opium or other harmful drug, it may tie
given as confidently to a baby as to AL adult.
For sale by E. A. Drown a. Co.. dw
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
CAN YOU SEE?

Do you have any trouble with your
eyes? Are you troubled with blood
shot eyes? Are you troubled With
headache? Do your glasses fit as
they should
Call and have Prof. Avery give you
a free examination. He is permanent
ly located in Barre, at DR.. Worthen's
new no Use on Keith Ave. Office hours
from l to S and 7 to 8 P. NJ. Refers to
hundreds of the best people Of the City.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

~ NHN
Mrs. Lavone McAllister continue.
to fail slowly.
J. W. Gregory was out or town
few days this weeks.
Mrs. George Miller went to More
town Thursday, to remain a few days
MI. and Mrs. Hollihand Of Law
renee, Mass, are visiting his sister.
Mrs. Chas. Clay, for a short time.
Mr.. and Mrs. David Turner, former
residents Of this town, have been Wis.
iting friends and relatives here fol
a few days.
For forty years DIR. Fowler's Extract Of
Wild Strawberry has been curing summer
complaint, dysentery, diarrhoea. bloody flux,
pain in the stomach, and it has YET
failed to do everything claimed for it. DIV
Mrs. VIM. f. Wilder passed away
Thursday morning a 3o'clock, after a
long and painful illness. The funeral
was held Saturday afternoon. More
particulars next week.
Don't let the Titles ones suffer from eczema
or other torturing skin diseases. No need
for it. Doan's Ointment cures. Can't harm
the most delicate skin. At any drug store,
50 cents. DIV
The Ladies Home Circle met at the
church vestry Wednesday afternoon
to sew for the Mackiptosh barrel. A
nice supper was served afterward TO
about 40.
impossible to be prepared for it. d .Thomas'
Electric Oil. Monarch over pain. DIV
Mrs. M. r. Arnold, who has been
visiting her daughter, Mrs. Ganly, has
returned to her home ia Rockland,
Mass, accompanied by her daughter
and grandson.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
outs and Bvu,ses ou,ck,x 49,

Chamberlain's Pain Balm applied to \ cnt
bru,te, burn. scald. or like injury. vii, IN.
stantly allay the pain and will heal The n,rt,
IN less time thar any other treatment. In
less the injury IL very severe It viii mot ,aevs
. scar. rain Balm also cures rheumatism.
iCr x. nave. swe,''nss and lamenesy, For saie 1y'
W ~ rHN"H w, DIV Y
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

What is the matter with the Yer.
mont fairs this year? Those we have
seen are not worthy the name good
agricultural s'horSe trots."
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

Watch the yellow label on your
TELEGRAM, and when your subscrip.
ton expires renew at the post office.
The TELEGRAM is a member of tha
Associated Press, and is the only local
daily you can get at the price of a
weekly. Get your friends to sub
scribe. Aug. 5
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

You assume no risk when you buy
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and d.
arrh9a Remedy. 4. A. Drown s. Go.
will refund your money il you are no.
satisfied after using it. 1t is every
where admitted to be the most sue
cessful remedy in use for bowel com
plants and the only one that never
fails. 1t is pleasant safe and reliable.
DIV
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

When you buy a Talking Machine
why not get the original, not the in-
ferior imitation? The Edison Phono-
graph is the original and best. Averill
Music Co., Agts. tt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

There are always compensations
Barre has no barber. Neither bal
she any tidal waves.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

A Montpelier paper wants to know
"what's the matter with Montpe-
lier?:" Give it up.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
Central Vermont Railway
Timetable.

| OOIIkJ 0T WI ''~'~'
Timetable.
CORRECTED TO JUNE Is, 1900.
. Trains leave Barre daily, except Sunday, - fol-
lows: r
$40 4 A.-AAIL. For Boston VI. Lowell Q,
Fftchburv New York via: Springfield snc
iii New England points. Parlor BAR to Bos.
ton via Lowell. Parlor Car White River
Junction to New York.
1901 p. A.-FAsT IMPRESS. For Boston via.
lowell; New York via Springfield and via
New London. Buffet parlor csrto Boston
$40 P.N.-LOCAL PASSENGER. Fer North
field, Randolph, White RIVER june
tion and Windsor.
100 P.M.-NIGHT EXPRESS. Leaves Barre
week days only butlesves nontPelie!l2.4e
A.x..daily including Hundeys. for Boston
via. Lowell or Fitchburg and for New Yorh
via Springfield. On Sundays runs to Spring
Geld only. Pullman sleeping care to Boston
via. Lowell and to Springfield
GOING NORTH
$50 A. M.-PASeENGER. For Burlinston,
81. Adams Montreal, Ogdensburg and Rich-
ford. Connects q, Essex junction with
express for all points on Rutland B. B..
sos P.N.-MA1L. For Burlington, Rutland
Cambridge Junction, et. Albans, Montreal.
Parlor Car to Montreal.
$40 P. M.-zXPREHB for Burlington, 6t. Al
bans, and Montreal. Pullman Sleeping Car,
Montpelier Junction TO Chicago, without
change. Due Chicago SA5 Pm. next night.
Connects at 81. Adams for Rouses Point,
~OgdensburR, Buffalo and the West. Pull
man Sleeper Swanton to Niagara Falls.
Suburban Service.
TRAINS TO MONTPELIER.
Leave Barre $40, e.to 4. T., 12.ol. 80 10
Hoe =. 4.
TRAINS TO BARRE.
Leave Montpelier e85, e.lS. 1850 4. H., H.Ss,
$50 and $40 p. l..
WIIlametoWn Trains.
Leave Barre l.yv r A.4.80P.A Due VI i1Amo.
own Lit P. 4. 40 P. Il.
Leave Willismstown $50 4. Il. $50 r. .Dus
Bare SOD A. II. 800 p. T.. -
4. ttTLaJlI. . W. CUMMINGS,
Vioa Pres. h Gao. Mgr. Gen. P-As Agel
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
A Powder Mill Exclusion

A Powder Mil ExolosIon
Removes every thing In sight; so do drastic
mineral pills. but b uh are mig hty d Angerous.
No. neei to dynamite your Dody when DR..
Kings New Life Pills do the work 80 easily
and perfectly. Cures Headache, Constipa-
ton. Only % cents at the PaI,or Dru &
Store.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
To Cure cola In One p.v

Take LAXATIVE RRoMo QUININE TABLETS,
All druggists refund the money IL 1t fails to
cure. e. W. GROVES, signature Is on each
box, Csc
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

Our compliments to the tail Of the
Texas monsoon, and would it Just as
soon stay at home?
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
BARRE. VT, SEPTEMBER Is, 190t

Let's see, was it in 1910 that Maine
went hi bent as she did this
year.:
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15
Car You Tell Why


1NdUS1d, 1Hu1EcsVloH arc CU1eu " 11Oou I llIS
A. J.. Neil of this place has receiv-
! ed a letter from his brother, Will
NELL, who went to Alaska last March
stating that he accidentally fell on a
circular saw and lost his foot, besides
receiving other bodily injuries.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-09-15

G. M. HAYES and wife of Barre are
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Atkins.
Mr.. Nelson of Stowe is working for
Hon. Ii. o. Ward, on his new house.
Albert Somerville OF Montpelier is
visiting his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. T..
| T. Somerville.
When you need mediciue you shonld get
the best that money can buy, and experience
Oscar HouSal and wife of Calls.
burg. Ill. are in town visiting Harry
Buckley and family for a few weeks.
Mr.. Buckley intends to 60 west with
them when they return.
Two million Americans suffer the tortur-
ing pangs of dyspepsia. No need to. Bur-
dock Blood Bitters cures. At any drug
store. DIV
The village school began Monday
with teachers as follows: Miss Lula
Jones of Waitsfeld in the higher de-
| partment and Miss Sarah Thompson
in the primary department.
Can You Tell Why
You have constant headaches, are nervous
and sleepless at night and feel tired in the
morning? Your blood isn't carrying the
| right materials to your nerves and other
organs. Begin taking Hoods Sarsaparilla,
the great blood enIicher, and you will soon
realize a change You will Jeel better and
stronger, will relish your food and enjoy re-
freshing sleep. d
Nausea, indigestion are cured by Hoods Pills
A. ]. Neill of this place has receiv-
| ed a letter from his brother, Will
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-01-05
A NEW BOND REQUIRED.

During the trial of Burton Richards on the charge of highway robbery in the superior court criminal side, yes- terday afternoon, State Attorney Will Hams asked that new bond be requir- ed for Richards, who has been under $1, ,000 bonds furnished by William Ken nedy, who qualified satisfactorily as bondsman in the city court. The state attorney held yesterday, however that MT. Kennedy had not sufficient equity in the property to cover the amount of the bond. The court ordered a new bond which had not yet been secured last evening.
 The alleged robbery occurred on April 8 near the reservoir in East Haven Martin Schaub, who lives near the res elvoir, was returning home after hav- ing been in several saloons, the last being Elsman's on Townsend avenue. He alleges that three men set upon him and stole $10 from his pockets, and then after carrying him to the East Haven church, near Four Corners, left him ly ing in the road. Richards, the prisoner, left town about that time, but was ar rested by Sergeant Connolly when he returned. John Spillane, another one suspected, left and joined the regular army, being now in Cuba. The third man was not identified.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-01-05
IN AND ABOUT THE COURTS
BNND OF S4,OOO FORFEITED BY
 ELIAS E. BRISTOL.

Now Bond Required for Burton Rich-
 ards, Charged With Highway Rob-
 bery--Heirs WiIl Contest Bradley VIII
 -Waterbury Herald Cnse--City Court
 Cases.
 A bond in the sum of $4,000 with Her man E. Smith of Broadway as the sure- ty was called by Deputy Sheriff Brad ley in the criminal side of the superior court under direction from Judge Rora- back when the case of the state vs. Elias F. Bristol was called at the open- ing of court at 10 a. m. yesterday.
 Bristol it will be remembered, shot and seriously wounded his uncle, James Bristol, at the Yale Storage Warehouse on Court street on the afternoon of June 27 last. The uncle hovered be- tween life and death at the Cedar street hospital and was finally discharged as out of danger. The accused was bound over to'the superior court under bonds of $5000, which was furnished by his father Edward E. Bristol, and which was afterwards furnished at the fa- thers request by MT. Smith, who is se- cured by real estate mortgage on Ed ward D. Bristol's property.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-01-05
HEIRS WILL CONTEST.

General S. E. Merwin, executor of the Betsey Bradley estate, has been notified by Judge A. Heaton Robertson, coun- sel for the heirs-at-law, not to distrib- ute the estate. The executor, 1t will be remembered, rendered his accounting of the trust which he held since the pro- batting of the will ten years ago, in the probate court last week.
 The estate amounts to $46S,000 one third of which reverts to the Seamen's Friend society, one-third to St. Paurs church for chapel at the homestead of the testator, and one-third to St. Paul's church for an old ladys home. The heirs at law are children of pr. Eliot and the late Mrs. Eliot, and AL fred Forbes, ex-selectman, who is nephew. The course of action to be taken was not indicated to General Merwin. He had not begun to distrib- ute the estate and did not intend to do so immediately.