The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1900-04-20
MISFITS.

The Eugene papers are throwing dir
at each other fresh from the treot.
Dcwet did 10 In great shape doing up
the English In very lively manner
Like our own Dewey bo Ia n fighter,
The British have already loSt ovyI
~, 900 mon, AMI the shtlng has Iu.t
begun. The real war 10 ahoaa.
Those beet sugar factories seem "a
want thn whole world, 5000 acrae oI
land as u bonus. That means at lcna,
sl0O, 600 In n desirable loca non.
Trains will continue to run TO Nh ron
ON the oreronian road nctwithstan ling
the wild rumora that there ~ 10 ba u
brass band organized there,
Oaliiornla straw Der, ioe have reached
Oregon in somewhat ofa shame-iae, d
appearance.
A New York man is reported to have
sailed for Europe TO ask Bose CFottr's
permission 10 run for governor OF New
York state. ian't that morliiying.
A Portland Celestial mogul was sen.
fenced to jail for running a lottery. In
stead oigoing himself he hired aubatI.
tute for hfly cents day and the man
was passed without discovtry for some
time.
In the republican platform the Paps-
ma canal 10 favored In preference 10 lLe
Nicaragua camel, the Porto Riean tArifi
10 ignored and there 10 not n WORT Tor
the struggling republic la South AIFira.
The passage OF the Porto Rican tar,if
b'll IL contrary TO the constitution Of tho
United States an clam on our Fepnb-
Iican io,m VI government, No Fepreseu. |
iations that it will come out all right 10 |,
! few years can excnfe t.
According TO the oEegonisn tho plank
n the republican platform ln favor Of
'sHama canal was clerical blundor.
I was 10 keeping with considerable Of
he platform. a farce, like the trust and
economy planks.
An exchange ssys tha. Rev Sheldon
Ias decided 10 conduct church ~ Christ
Sonld do T.. Now that 10 getting do~n
o the proper thing. There arc 30 few
hurches rua that way tho idea ough. to
axe.
Prices at Cape Nome almost reach tho
Ky. Beach wood, which IL all there Ia
. worth s65 a cord. and lumber IL about
200 an NJ. and has to be brought in by
teamer. No Nome for US.
A man In Montana named Coffee has
ppled for divorce on the ground that
is wife roasted him and kept him In
ot water. Ills wife offered In defense
hat she didn't know any other way 10
ecp Coffee good. That settled Ii. IL is
aid their relations should ho strained,
nd right in the cream OF life, too, but
ow could they stand. the perpetual
rind. d.-Ex.
The Porto Rican tariff bill, rs amtud-
] In the senate, passed the house yes
,rday afternoon at O'Clock 1913 to 1853. (
ongue voted for It's passage, thus de-
IarinR himself In favor OF running the
overnment outside the constitution.
he government has exactly as much
Ight to place tariff on the products Of
regon shipped into any other state.
The prosperity oi TIE farmers In the
orthwesl 10 Indicated by the fact that |
Iany OF them are making arrangements
} Welt the Paris exposition this sum. .
er.--EasleFu Ex. That sounds we'll. !
70 haven't met any Of them though. q
Mr.. Catch declared himEell In favor Of
90 trade for Porto Rico. one Of our new !
ossetsions. Mr.. Tongue who 10 oppos. !,
! 10 IL and is In favor OF running the :
land outside OF the constitution, was
and OF course catch will /,
yallow him. that ie q part OF politics.
ut the people don't have 10.
One Of the biggest liars In the United
.ates runs the stayton Mail. He ought !
hitch Up with the Cottage Grove Mug. 1
II man. He says that Albany paid W, a
Bryan something over 500 an hour /
r. two hours, and Salem $3.50. Not q
mt was paid him here,at Salem or any. 4
here else. His addresses were abso- 4
Itely free,
The early closing movement which 10 )
30 into effect next Monday 10 one the 9
1sinesu men Of the city deserve to sup. !
ort ana keep In force, AZ Il not only
vae them the libeftv thew need h II aa