The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-01-10
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Silent neighbors make a desirabl
neighborhood.
Place your orders for job worl
with the Dispatch.
A prudent man resembles a pin;
his head prevents him going too far
A good mirror always tells The
truth no matter on whom it may re-
feet.
If Irritable, Out of Sorts, Depress-
ed in Spirits, have a Doll Headache,
take a few doses DR.. NJ. A. Simmons
Liver Medicine for quick relief.
Kansas boasts of a lady horse
tanner. She is probably a grass
widow.
Smiles add much to q woman's
attractiveness, and they are inexpen-
sive.
A few doses of DR. NJ. A. Simmons
Liver Medicine will do more for a
Weak Stomach than a prolonged
course of any other medicine.
Eternal vigilance is the price of
pretending to be other than what
you are.
Some of the brightest things this
world contains can only be see
through tears.
Ledgers, journals, records, counter
books, memorandum books, schoo
books, pads, pencils, ink Of all colorsl
mucilage, &C., for sale at the Bazaar.
It is hard to make a dyspeptic be-
lieve the world will ever be any bet
ter than it is now.
Thoughts of past uDhappipess pre-
vent some people from enjoying
present happiness.
If Gloomy and Nervous, and look
ing on the dark side of things, take
q few doses DR.. NJ. A. Simmons
Liver Medicine, and the gloom will
disappear.
Men are a good deal like butter
the softer they are the more they
spread themselves.
Time moves along at the same old
pace-no matter whether your watch
is running or not.
Let disease come as they will,
Take Life of the Liver and be
healthy still;
Pleasant to take, unlike a pill,
Regulates the system and cures
every ill.
Some men are born poor, some
achieve poverty and some thrust
poverty on others.
Scientists say that wheat is as
nearly the perfect food as any other
one article can be.
Tworounded tablespoons of -four,
coffee Or powdered sugar are each
about an ounce.
Apples are less liable to break
when being cored if they are not
peeled until afterwards.
Women's Compilations depend for
beauty upon Digestion. DR.. NJ. A.
Simmons Liver Medicine Hagr!ates
the Stomach, Liver and Kidneys and
secures the blessings of good Diges,
ton.
If lamp wicks are soaked in vine
gar and thoroughly dried before u.s.
ing there will be no smoke.
A newspaper is a capital thing to
rub with. 1t absorbs the grease and
polishes at the same time.
Lewis Dennis, Salem, Ind says,
''Kodol Dyspepsia Cure did me more
good than anything I ever took" 1t
digests what you eat and cannot
help but Ire dyspepsia and stomach
troubles. J E. Kaufman.
Flour, meal, sugar, salt spices and
soda should always be sifted before
measuring.
It sometimes happens that while a
man is watching his enemies his
friends get the best Of him.
G.. H. Appleton, Justice of Peace,
Clan ksburg, n j, says, DE Wits
Little Early Risers are the best pills
made for constipation. We use no
others" Quickly cure all liver and
bowel troubles. J. E. Kaufman.
Queen Victoria carefully examines
into her household expenses, and is
careful that there is no waste in the
royal kitchen.
". H. Nisbet, Cash's Depot, S. G.,
writes: I had Dyspepsia; used
Zeilin;s Liver Regulator, did DO
good. I then tried DR.. NJ. A. Sim
mons Liver Medicine, the first pack
age did me good. 1 continued its
use. and Was cnred. {