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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
COLORADO VS.. SWITZERLAND
A Comparison.


, Switzerland, The playground Of Eu-
I rope" is visited annually by over b.
900 American tourists and invalids.
Why?
While the Alps have isolated peaks
such as Mont Blanc Q5,781 feet, and
the Matterhorn Q4,S36 feet), the mean
elevation of the highest Alpine chain
Is from only 5000 to 5000 feet. Colo
RADIO possesses more than 100 peaks
over 1880 feet in altitude, OF which
no fewer than thirty-five peaks range
from $4,000 feet upward. In the whole
of Europe, there are not over twelve
mountain peaks OF note.
The highest village in Europe Is
Ayers Platz in Switzerland (7,500 feet Z;
the highest inhabited point in Europe
Is the Hospice Of ST. Bernard in
Switzerland $500 feet). In Colorado
the mining town of Leadville. with
$4,000 inhabitants, is 10000 feet above
sea level; other mining camps are still
higher and some gold and silver mines
are worked at an altitude OF over r.
900 feet
The highest wagon road in Europe
is said to be the Stelvio Road in
Switzerland (9,170 feet. In Colorado
the railroads cross the crest of the
continent at Fremont Pass Q1,32S
feet), Marshall Pass (10,852 feet and
Tennessee Pass 10,433). Switzerland
does not possess, even in the famous
n
cheering surprising, If equaling, these.
There are wagon roads over numerous
passes in Colorado ranging from 49,
900 feet upwards, the highest being
Mosquito Pass Q3,700 feet.
In Switzerland the cog-railroad from
Vitznau to the summit of the Rigi
Kuhn $500 feet has length OF four
and half miles, in which the ascent
is 4,072 feet. In Colorado the cog-rail-
road from Manitou to the summit OF
Pixies Peak Q4,147 feeD has length
Of eight and three-quarter miles, in
which the ascent is 8,100 feet, or an
average of S46 feet per mile, the maxi
mum grade being 1920 feet.
One class OF Switzerland's finest
scenery Is along the Via Mala, the
Schyn Pass and Urnerloch. In Colo
RADIO, the Canon Of the Arkansas with
the Royal Gorge, the Black Canon OF
the Gunnison, the Canon Of the Rio
de las Animas, the Canon Of the
Grand River and others, are all much
longer, quite as grand as and more
varied in character than the best
passes in Switzerland. The walls OF
the Canons Of the Grand River, the
Gunnison and the Arkansas rise to
sheer height OF more than 1000 feet.
AS Colorado can be reached by at
least one railroad-the Burlington-in
one night from either Chicago or st.
Louis, 1t is hard to understand why
more Americans do not travel West
instead OF East in search OF health and
pleasure.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

self well repaid.
II have now used Peruna for about
three months and feel completely re-
juvenated. l believe | am permanent
~ cured, and do not hesitate to give
unstinted praise to your great remedy,
Peruna."
The causes of summer catarrh are
first, chronic catarrh; second, derange-
ments of the stomach and liver; third,
impure blood.
Such being the case anyone who
knows anything whatever about the
operations of Peruna can understand
why this rersedy is a permanent cure
Tor summer catarrh. 1t eradicates
chronic catarrh from the system, invig-
crates the stomach and liver, cleanses
she blood of all impurities, and there
lore permanently cures by removing the
sause--a host of maladies peculiar to
aot weather. The cause being removed
she symptoms disappear of themselves.
Summer Catarrh" sent free to any
address by The Peruna Medicine Co.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
An Exa Tor Realism.

The new reporter in his story of the
Wedding wrote: THE floral display
tretched from the chancel rail to the
ioors of the church"
The city editor. in a mild manner, as
Is the custom of city editors with new
reporters, suggested:
Couldn't you have used a better
word than 'stretched?' Say the floral
display nodded or 'twined,' or some
thing like that-some word more sug-
gestive of flowers"
"'Stretched' is all right" replied the
new reporter, with the stubborn cour-
age of a realist. '"The decorations
consisted of six rubber plants, and
they had to stretch to go the distance"
Baltimore American.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

my man." said an old lady, motor
ious busybody, to a pitman whose dog
vas trotting on before him with lolling
tongue. your dog is not safe and
ought not to be at large. His tongue
banging out so is a sure sign Of rab-
es." Nae, ma'am," replied the pit
nan, otis tongues owre big for its
nooth. same as some old ladies'
songues."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Two Farmers.

This" said the city man who had
taken up farming, this is my herbar-
ium."
Your what?" asked the farmer born
to the business.
MY observation-disclosures Of herbs,
you know"
"Oh! And amt you goin' to build
no hogarium, too?"-Indianapolis
Press
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
.xmsD F1fsS- a5.nn
~ IF ly12E z
Their Use.

Little Enoch-Paw, what are fcois
good for. anyhow? Farmer Flintrock
TO teach us the results Of BLOWN
into unloaded shotguns, buyin' gold
bricks, guzzlin' patent medicines, light
in the fire with coal oil, goin' up in
balloons, skatin' on thin Ice, tryin' to
beat other people at their own games.
indorsin' our friends notes, thinldn'
we know it all, firth with grass " ID
ows, and so on and so forth, nv snn -
Puck.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Towne-Yes, I'm looking for house;
we'll have to move. The reaches
where we are now scare my wife al
most to death.
Browns thought you said the only
thing that could brighten her was
mouse.
Towne-That's just it. At little
distance these reaches look like mice.
Philadelphia Press.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Extrayagance.

your extravaganza in DRESS" he ex-
claimed, will ruin mel"
The woman, his wife, flashed as to
ner great, dark eyes.
at is not for you," she retorted with
warmth, Ito taunt me with extrava-
gance! You, who every year pay taxes
upon all your property"
At this he WINGED and said no
more.-Detroit Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
She Was Satisfied.

Cautious Mother-What do you want
to marry that young man for? He
doesn't know enough to set the world
on fire.
Sensible Daughter-Maybe not, but
he says he knows enough to set the
kindling wood in the kitchen range on
fire.-Somerville Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Employer congratulate you or
that new baby of yours, Higgins.
Higgins-Thank you, sir.
Employer-And l have no doubt that
hereafter you will be walked up early
enough mornings to get to the Office
every day on time.-Somervill Jour
nal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Supreme Court sustains the Foot Ease
Trade-Mark

Supreme Court Sustains the Foot Ease
Trade-Mark.
Justice LauGhlin. In Supreme Court
Buffalo has ordered a permanent injunc-
ton, with costs and a full accounting OF
sales. to issue against Paul Il. Hudson
the manufacturer of the foot powder
called DIR. Clark's Foot Powder" and
also against retail dealer of Brooklyn
restraining them from making or selling
the DR.. Clark's Foot Powder, which IL
declared in the decision of the Court an
imitation and infringement of Foot
Ease" the powder to shake into your
shoes for tired aching feet, now 50 large
" advertised and sold all over the coun-
try. Allen s. Olmsted, OF lie Roy, N. Y,
IL the owner of the trademark Foot
Ease," and he Is the first individual who
ever advertised foot powder extensively
over the country. He will send sam
pie Free to any one who writes him for
It, The decision In this case upholds
his trademark and renders all parties
liable who fraudulently attempt to prof
II by the extensive Foot Ease" adver-
Using, in placing upon the market n
spurious and similar appearing prepare
ton labeled and put up in envelopes
and boxes like Foot Ease. Similar suits
will be brought against others who are
now infringing on the Foot Ease trade
mark and common law rights.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

The most important change made
at the recent provincial chapter OF the
Congregation Of the Holy Cross at the
University Of Notre Dame, Indiana.
was the transfer Of Rev. James A.
Burns from the head Of the commun-
ity house to the presidency OF Holy
Cross college. which is situated In
Washington In afiliation with the
Catholic University Of America.
Father Burns, who has been professor
Of chemistry at Notre Dame after bril-
liant work at Harvard and Johns Hop
kins. Is one OF the ablest as well as
one Of the youngest Of the Catholic
educators Of America. and as head OF
the post graduate institution in Wash
ington he has q great field for further
progress.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
One Who Is.

Aunt Jane-Do you think men ar,
really capable of loving with a deer
and sincere affection?
Aunt Hannah-Are they? You ought
to see my husband gloating over thu
rare old bindings in his library!-Cht
cago Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Or Else He Doesn't Run.

They do not run for Office in my
country" said the man with the fierce
British accent. They stand for it."
And here" said the proud Ameri'
can, they run for it and the peopl,
have to stand for it."-Indiarapolit
Press.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Where the Mistake Was.

Whats the meaning of this?' asked
the farmers wife. You say you went
to town on business, and here in this
very paper l see you were fined in a
police court for being drunk"
at is a reporters mistake"
"The prisoner bore your name,
Henry Adolphus."
Yes, that's the mistake. l gave
another name"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

What did Colonel Stilwell say abou
the branded cherries we sent to chez
him when he was convalescent?"
He said he was afraid he was mo-
strong enough to eat fruit" replied tn,
little girl, but that he appreciated tn.
spirit in which 1t was sent"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Not His Fault.

Jacks Mamma-There were thret
slices of cake in the cupboard, Jack
and now there are only two. How
does that happen?
Jack-It was so dark in there, NAM
ma, that didn't see the others.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

The following notice was lately af.
fixed to a church door in Hertfordshire
and read in the church: This is ta
give notice that no person is to b.
buried in this churchyard but thost
living in the parish; and those who
wish to be buried are desired to apply
to the parish clerk"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Bingo-I went into the antique fun
niture dealers to get that Chippen
dale chair you admired so much. AM
he had just sold it. Mrs. Bingo-HoS
unfortunate! Mr.. Bingo-Yes. He salt
it would be at least a week before hi
could turn out another like it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

cure 1Or Cnau
common phase
of summer ca
tarrh, known
as indigestion.
Miss Kennedy
says:
II found the
c o n t i n u a |
change of diet
incidental to
eli g h t yea r s.
travelling com
pletely ps e t
m y digestive
system. In con-
sulting. several
physicians they
decided l suf-
fered with ca
tarrh of til e
stomach.
Their pre-
scriptions d id
not s e e IN I o
help me any,
so, reading of
the remarkable
cures effected
by the use of
Peruna l decid-
ed totry it and
soon found my
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

The oldest American naval officer
olive is Captain Francis Martin of
Detroit, who has just celebrated his
10th birthday. He was second lieu
tenant before Admiral Dewey was
born.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Preliminary Inquiry.

Citizen-Off'shere can you (hic) tell
me where l (hic) live? I'm (hic)
Councilman Bigboddy, you know.
Officer-What's yer cooks name?
Citizen-Mary Ann (hic) O'Brady.
Officer-Four streets down and two
doors to yer right.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
MillIon. for Baseball.

A million dollars are spent every
year for baseball. but large as this is,
it cannot equal the amount spent in
search of health. We urge those who
have spent much and lost hope to try
Hostetter's Stomach Btters. 1t
strengthens the stomach, makes diges-
tion easy, and cures dyspepsia, con-
stipation, biliousness and weak kid
news.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Had Heard of Them Before.

Teacher-Yes; the constitution was
adopted in 1889. Now, Johnny, can
you tell us anything about the princi-
pies of American liberty? johnny
Gee! I should say l could! Pap's been
runnin' fer Office ever since could re-
uember.-Puck.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Quite a Difference.

Mamma Ito daughter)-You SHOULD
not play with your brothers toy sol
diers; besides, you are getting too oil
to play with such toys.
Daughter-I am not playing with thl
common soldiers, mamma. l am play
ing with the officers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
stunr hr n Cantinsde.

Mrs. Thos. Saunders, Button, Tex.
was stung by centipede. A doctor
was sent for, but before he arrived
some sensible friend wet piece OF
brown paper with Morley's Wonderful
Eight and applied it to the wound.
The doctor said his services were not
needed, for the poison was neutralized
or killed by the Wonderful Eight.
Mrs. s. did not suffer from the wound.
Sold by agent in every town.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

What is a sanguine disposition, IN
Gle Christopher" "Sanguine DISPOSE
ton? Well, it's your mother, Bobby,
thinking she can drive a picture nail
into the wall with a banana"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Gifted Angelina.

Angelina tells me she cuts all her
shirt waists without a pattern" "She
does? How do they look?" "Oh, they
look like shirt waists cut without a
pattern. indianapolis Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
That Was All.

"Are there no egs with the ham for
breakfast this morning?" asked the
observant boarder.
NO" replied the cross-eyed board
err; this is a ham and eggless break
fast."-New York Telegram.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Bssn for the Bowels.

No matter what ails you, headache
to cancer, you will never get well
until your bowels are put right
CASCARETS help nature, cure You
without a grippe or pain, produce easy
natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back.
CASCARETS Candy Cathartic, the
genuine, put up in metal boxes, every
tablet has c. c. c. stamped on it. Be-
ware of limitations.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
A Kindly Act.

Farmer Greene-They say a bunko,
steerer has run off with Josh Medder'i
wife!
Farmer Browne-Ya-as! Josh sayi
he always knew them bunko-steererf
wuz good fellers at heart.-Judge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Botany.

Little Jim, you seem to know a
good deal about weeds and flowers"
"Yes'm, I'd know 'em all II they
wasn't SO many."-Indianapolis Jour
nal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

is one of the most charming summer
resorts reached via Chicago, Mlwau-
kee 81 st. Paul Railway.
Its healthiul location, beautiful
scenery, good hotels and complete inn
munity from hay fever, make sum
mer outing at Marquette. Mich, very
attractive from the standpoint of
health, rest and comfort.
For copy of The Lake Superior
Country" containing n description of
Marquette and the copper country, ad-
dress, with four (D cents in stamps
to pay postage, Geo. II. lIcafford,
General Passenger Agent, Chicago, Ill.
The eagle is but half as dear to the
patriotic American ms the double
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.

The whole value of manner lies in
it's sincerity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
One of HIR RuaY Daxa.

IT am going to fight this blamed
chills and fever" said the saffron
hued man. ito the bitter end!"
And he took his regular dose of quiz
nine.-C Chicago Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
HEALTHY WOMEN.

Mary ]. Kennedy, manager of Ar
mour g. Co.'S Exhibit at the Trans
Mississippi Exposition at Omaha. Neb.,
writes the following of Peruna, as a
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

1t is hard to appreciate the full
worth of Morley's Wonderful Eight I'M
til you have used it in a score of the
emergencies that come in every house
mold. DIR. Il. Z. Barnhart, of Clai-
borne Parish, La. says: Permit me
to say / have tried Morley's Wonder
equals it in relieving pain" Price 25
cents. Ask your druggist.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Happiness cannot pe bought, but one OF tho
great hindrances to its attainment can DO re
moved by Adams PepSin Tutu Fruit
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

For n merciless critic commend us
to the unsuccessful author.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

The man who doesn't talk has less
repining to do than the garrulous in
lividual.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Insist on Having Maple City Soap
II you want the best. 1t is pure and leaves
the clothes sweet and wholesome.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Does your wife believe all you tell
her?" asked Mcbride. Does sheY'
repeated barley. "Why, sir. my wife
believes all the weather man says"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

THE GREATEST HEALER ON EARTH.
win send my fun system for sl.OO postpaid. Every
disease durable Chronic diseases cured IN TO
weeks. w. .. FREELAND, CrescO, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Poverty is not crime morally, but
il is matrimonially.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Testify to the purity of Maple City Self
washing Soap. 1t saves time and saves
clothes. All grocers sell il.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

FITS PermancntlyCuredN onts nervousness after
arst days use OF DIR. klines Great Nerve Restorer.
Send for FREE S2.O0 trial bottle and treatise.
DE. X. ~ kLINE. It'd. 93l Arch ST. PhilaaelphiA In
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Money talks--but 1t doesKt always
speak when spoken to.

Many causes induce gray hair, but PARKER's HAtp
BAIsAh brings back the youthful color.
HlNDERcoRNs, the best cure for corus. 15cts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

The freak of an insane man has
caused the loss of fortune. w. ID.
Bender, who died short time ago,
at the College Hill Sanitarium, near
Cincinnati, accumulated considerable
wealth and then became demented
To annoy his relatives he burned gov.
eminent bonds representing $4,000
They were unregistered, and the rela.
tives lose that amount.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Don't think that because brevity is
the soul of wit that lnat curtness
embodies it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Did You Ever Run A

A bird in the hand is vulgar. Use
the knife and fork.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Russ Bleaching Blue makes clothes whittier
than snow, delights the laundress. All grocers
sell 1t IN and 10 cent packages
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

1t is always the bottom dollar that
counts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

The smaller a mans mind is the
less he seems to know it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Culture doesn't always make a gen.
tleman. Some very large beets are
cultured.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
No Reflection on the Boys.

NO Hohection on the BOYS.
Senator Croesus says he began life
as a newsboy."
"Oh, well, We ought not to blame
the boys. Some black sheep get into
every line of business, you know
Chicago Post.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

The farther q man gets away from
a dollar, the bigger ii looks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

l1any Soaps Are Injurious
And destroy the clothes. Maple City Self
Washing Soap preserves them. All grocers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Eat What Won LIIkn

A man cant check his creditors
unless his bank account is all right.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Get Your Moneys Worth.

The greatest prayer is patience.
Rudha
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Cigarette smoking is not permitted
on the exposition grounds in Paris
Those who violate the rule are i'm.
Drisoned and fined
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

do not believe Piso's cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.--JoHH b
BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. is, 1900
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
UNIVERSITY OF NoTRE DAME.

Life is full of checks and many
of them are forgeries.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

To Cure Dandrufr Quickly
use Coke Dandruff Cure. Money refunded
IL it fails, SO why not try iti
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

DEAR MRS, PTNKHAM:-Iwass sick for
two years with falling of the womb, and
Inflammation OF the ovaries and bladder.
was bloated very badly. My left limb
would swell so | could not step on my
foot. had such bearing down pains /
could not straighten up or walk across
the room and such shootingpains would
go through mo that thought could
not stand it. My mother got me bottle
OF Lydia Il, Pin<hHm's Vegetable COM
pound and told me to try it. took six
bottles and now, thanks TO your won
derful medicine, am u well woman"
Mis- ELSIE BRYAN, otisville, Mich. J
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Don't be too sure it's a compliment
If told you sing like a bird. This
schreech owl Is q bird.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces In
nalpmaon, alays pain. wind collie. go bottle
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

You can scarcely blame a yacht for
jumping up and down when it is put
on another tack.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Dangers of the DAY.

THAT was a mean trick Harry
played on Louise
What was it?"
"Why, he disguised himself as
census taker and found out her age
Chicago Record.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Diu hou Ever Kun ACROSS
an old letter-ink all faded outg Couldn't have
been Carriers Ink for II doesn't fade.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

The regulation price of liberty is
ten dollars for ten days.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
A Sure Way.

How amiable your little boy seem
to be?"
Eyes; We never object to anything
he wants to do."-Bloomington Panta-
graph.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

Il say Mag, where'd youse get the
toys? Youse look daffy."
.Youse don't know a good thing
when youse see 1t. Desc is my recep-
ton close"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26
Marquette, on Lake superior,

The man who is in love with himself
has no fear of being Tilted.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

The bluest blue makes the whitest white,
that's Russ Bleaching Blue Refuse fraudulent
limitations Sold by all grOcerS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-07-26

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