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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-08-23

Han sido apresadCs algunos d
los promotores de matanzas de cris
tianos en- Pekin ofreciendo ell ptfnci
ST Hung Chang ahorcar en- la plaza
publica los cabecillas de .os distur
bios
Sc dice que eli Goberns dor Mr..
Allen ha declarado al llegar que Gel
Ahorro y Ia Sucursal de Jose Soil
veras son los establecimientos que
mejor tratan & sus parroquianos por
el precio reducidfsimo que emplea
u
Ell palacio imperial de Pekin
tornado por las tropas a!iadas esta.
ba defendido por. $4,000 chinos que
10 defendfa con fanatismo. Hubo
gran mortandad entire las tropas
chinas.
Ante a Corte de Justicia de
Arecibo Sc celebraran, ell dia "a Ell
juicio oral de la causa seguida q Juan
Gonzalez Rivera por atentado y
hurto; el % Augusta Bischall por
Repto; q Jose Castro de Josus por
rapto; ell 90 Antonio Nieves V Ven
t2rA Linares por robo
=, ",SH(. ,, .As M.psEs-El j'.}e cslmsn.e de
In'1ente; produce un susho naturally anquilo avian
- al liho de dolor e! angelic d,;l tt muchr
tand encias aliva todos dolores avuda al viento
rFS"a los intestinos - el mejor conocido remedo
Ia diarrea as; fesulte de Ia .!encion = e.
Ms. wiuslow pues es el -,-ior dc todos
Ell Centre Artesano San Luis
de Caguas celebra varios festivales
el % dia de San Luis Entire los
actos esta una procession clvica, la
colocacion de una lapida sobre la
tumba del fntegro don Campio Alon
SO y un bale de sociedad en- Ell que
las sef1oritas vestiran ell traje de
bandera puertorriQuef1a.
Ha tornado puerto en- Arecibo
el vapor costanero eLongfellow, con
variada cargo.
Un ej6rcito de 100. ZOO chinos
Sc ha recorcentrado entire Pel1in
y "a cost@ con Ell objeto dc cortarle
la roti''a l.. a las tropas aliadas que
estan eI1 i'tkiu y no permitir la co
muuicacioA con la cscuadra surta en-
Pechili.
En- las GALES dc Pekin Sc den
continues y sangrientos C combates.
Nos dicen, que aver Sc hizo una
vcnta de cincuenta mil ladrillos pa
ra Santurce al procio de doce do
liars el miliar. No Sc podran que
jar los dueflos de tendales
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-08-23

Sc dice que el Goberna dor Mr..
Allen ha declarado al llegar que Gel
Ahorro y Ia Sucursal de Jose Soil
veras son los establecimientos que
mejor tratan q sus parroquiauos ror
el precio reducidfsimo que emplea
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-08-23
GaccIa dc hoy.
I)epartament"
de In8truOuj0 6

lie}"c.6u lie los que han >juo a
pr0hado> On los tcciGntcs cX&'nH
nGS.
MAESTROS tERADUADO:5
Francisco Vizca1rondO ,...l'uute.
Ana Garcia Riv,6........ diem
FE1NO1 NURA LES.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-08-23

Convendrfa que en- los actus
pdblicos que ceIebra el Tribunal de
PoIicla en- esta Capital, yiesen
separados hombres y mujeres, cuya
medida Sc verfa con agrado FL Sc
nor Egozcue: 10 lo dudamos, att.n.
dera eSta pequena observation.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-08-23

Ell gobierno de Washington no
acepta las proposiciones de paz del
gobiernO Chino por falta de cunpli
miento en- sus promesas pues ofrecio
que las tropas entrarian en- Pekin
libremente y hubo que dcrribar las
DuertaS & cafIOnazns
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-08-23

ENRIQUE (: Ii)GNNAND.Z
S+~j:?t tar}n
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13
SON OF HAMILTON.
His Burial Place Discovered al
Sacramento.

SACRAMENTO, Feb. 2S.-A dispatch
from San Jose states that the Histori-
cal Society of Wisconsin is making a
search for the spot in California where
William S. Hamilton, son of Alexander
Hamilton, lies buried. The dispatch
states the supposition that the remains
are inferred in some unknown spot on
ranch in Tehama country.
The Bee tonight, however reveals
The burial place of the son of the
great statesman as the City Cemetery
of Sacramento.
Alexander Hamilton, 1t will be re-
membered, met his death in a duel
with Aaron Burr. Young William
Stephen Hamilton then challenged
Burr to a duel, but the latter declined
because of his extreme youth. Hamil-
ton was of an adventurous spirit and
came to California. He died in Sacra-
mento of the cholera on August z,
1850. The monument over his grave
bears bronze medallion of his dis
tinguished father, donated by the citi-
zens of Quincy, Mass. This monument
is inscribed:
William Stephen Hamilton, son of
Alexander Hamilton, born August t.,
1897; died August T. 1850"
Members of the Hamilton family re-
Gently sent for the medallion, which
was cast many years ago. and returned
it after having obtained copies of it
for preservation.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13
A LONG FELT W Ant.
1t is Supplied in Honolulu at
Last.

1t is hard always to be pleasant.
Good-natured people are often irri-
table.
If you knew the reason you would
not be surprised.
Ever have itching piles?
Not sick enough to go to bed nor well
enough to be content.
Nothing will annoy you so.
The constant itching sensation.
Hard to bear, harder to get relief.
Keeps you awake nights.
Spells your temper-nearly drives
you crazy.
Isn't relief and cure a long-felt want?
1t is to be had for everyone in Doans
Ointment.
Doan's Ointment never fails to cure
itching piles.
Eczema or any itchiness of the skin.
Here is proof of it in the testimony
Mr.. Frank Leibly of 1926 S. Main St,
Wilkesbarre, Pa, who says: st is
with much pleasure that testify to the
merits of Doan's Ointment in cases of
menting affliction for the past year.
itching piles. suffered from that tor
tried nearly everything that was rec
vertised, but | could get no relief. FL
nally procured Doan's Ointment. Aft
er a few applications / was much re-
lieved, and, continuing the treatment,
was soon completely cured. / have
felt no signs Of that intolerable itching
since, and 1t 10 four months ago since
used Doan's Ointment To say that
was delighted is only half expressing
my enthusiasm. / recommend this
remedy whenever the opportunity is
presented. You may publish my state
ment at any time and l can always be
found at 1926 8. Main street, and will
vouch for the same"
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all
dealers; price so cents. Mailed by The
HOLSTER Drug Co., agents for the Ha-
waiian Islands.
Remember the name. DoAN's, and
take no substitute.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13
THE KAIsER's PLAY.
1t is Received With Kisses and He
Leaves HIS Box

BERLIN. Feb 2s.-The first prosen-
tation of Der Isensahn" (The Iron
TOOTH at the Royal Theater, was u
notable event, socially and artistically.
All the tickets had been sold nine days
ago and the house was packed.
Emperor William appeared during
the second act and sat almost unob-
served and quite alone in the royal or
chestra box, screened by the drapery
from observation.
After the first act there was COM
plete silence. After the second and
third there was rather vigorous ap-
plause, but from the parquet, where
the critics and literary people sat, and
from the second and third galleries,
there came a piercing storm of Kisses.
The Emperor, whose collaboration with
Captain Lauf in the play is well known,
was high displeased. Captain Lauf
took a cup of tea with His Majesty aft
er the third act, having twice answered
calls from the boxes and elsewhere,
and having come before the curtain as
pale as a ghost. Then he. with the
Emperor, left the theater, which caus-
ed a sensation.
Neither the Empress nor the impe-
rial Princes attended quite contrary
to the previous arrangement.
The public verdict of the play is
that it is verbose, although containing
fine dramatic passages, and too pal
pably glorifies the Hohenzollern hero,
who put down the Berlin rebellion in
1447. The acting was excellent
throughout, especially that of Herr
Matkowski as Frederick of Hohenzol-
lern and of Fraulein Poppe.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13
onnnn, save tho nhlns.

NEW YORK. Zen. 2S-A special io
thc Herald from Washington sayf
An chance az saving any of the
spanish armored cruisers sunk on
Santiago. Cuba has gone Word has
reached The Navy Department that the
CristObal Colon, which was pushed on
the beach by the cruiser New York, afi-
er the battle with Ceryeris command.
has slid into deep water
The Department long ago gave up
the idea OF saving the Colon. Private
persons have been writing TO the Sec
rotary Of the Navy for permission TO
raise the vessel, but as they could not
meet the Departments requirements,
or imposed impossible conditions, ia
vorable action on their requests has
not been taken.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13
CHRONIC DIARRHonA CURED.

My mother suffered with chronic
diarrhoea for several months. She
was attended by two physicians who at
last pronounced her case hopeless. She
procured one 25-cent bottle OF Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy, and five doses gave her per-
manent relief. / take pleasure in rec
ommending 1t as the best on the mar
ket.-Mrs. +. Il. Watson, Aiken, Ala
Sold by all druggists and dealers;
Benson, Smith & Co, It'd, agents for
II. /.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13
KAUAI IS MAD
Does Not Like Cooper's
Visit.
Great Indignation at His Coming
The Question Of Previous
Quarantine.

Mr. Cooper's visit to Kauai seems to
have raised great deal OF complaint
there and here. OF one kind and an
other, wnich the following letters at
test.
Lihue, March 10, 1900.
c. u. Wood, MD. President Board of
Health, Honolulu.
Dear Sir: Ii is my duty to let you
know that the whole OF Kauai's popu-
lation is indignant about Attorney
General Cooper's recent visit here, and
requests through me that nobody be
allowed to land here without having
been quarantined for the proper length
of time.
Respectfully yours,
c. WOLTERS.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13

shiH paragraph in force M Alaaee.
lafiaIbo IHo Hf.thsiae also rased
the second fssllna 90 tbr motion W
Herr knotiIef nn Aiaiiian mgmhet
INTRODUCING direct victims ln The ciec
lions for the Provincial Committee W
Aleacf lorraine
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13
Alsatian burdens Eaged.

BERLIN. Feb, 2S.-The Reichstag
today. by a large majority, passed the
third reading OF Herr Winterer's mo-
tioa TO repeal the so-called dictator
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13

The writer of the above-given letter
sends us his name Herewith, as a
guarantee of good faith 1t is that of
one of the responsible citizens of
Kauai
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13
German Lloyd Marine insur'ce Co
OF BERLIN.
Fortuna General Insurance Co
OF BERLIN.

The above Insurance Companies
have established general agency here,
and the undersigned, general agents,
are authorized to take risks against
the dangers If the sea at the most rea-
sonable rates and on the most favor
able terms
+ \. SCHAEFER & CO.,
General Agents
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13
Hlnll[Q .B[GTRl Fire Insurance Go

The undersigned having been APP
pointed agents of the above company
are prepared to insure risks against
fire on Stone and Brick Buildings and
on Merchandise stored therein on the
most favorable terms. For particulars
apply at the Office of
+. 4. SCHAEFER & CO.. Agts.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-03-13
General Insurance Co. for Sea,
River and Land Transport,
of Dresden.

Having established an agency at
Honolulu and the Hawaiian Islands,
the undersigned general agents are au-
thorized to take risks against the dan
gers of the sea at the most reasonable
rates and on the most favorable terms.
Il. A.. SCHAEFER & CO.,
Agents for the Hawaiian Islands.
The silver star., 1900-06-15
As In u I>ookiue-(,lass.

When Livingstone was In South AZ
rlca his looking glass afforded the ma
tives endless amusement. They were
always asking for 1t. and their remarks
were sometimes simple. sometimes
silly. and sometimes laughable. "Is
that me?" cried one what a big
mouth have!" said another. II have
no chin ut ALL" deplored a third. my
ears are as big a pumpkin leaves"
was the proud comment Of fourth.
Sec how my head shoots up In the
middle" joked a fifth. and SO on. the
company laughing bolsterously at the
different remarks. While the doctor
was thought to be asleep a man took
quiet look in the mirror. After
twisting his mouth about in variety
OF ways he said to himself: People
call me ugly. and how ugly I am. In
deed" However. he might not have
been so refreshingly candid had he
known the eye and ear Of the mission
ary were both on the watch.-Detroit
Free Press.
The silver star., 1900-06-15
sIDDv sovcorrs MISTRESS.

New York Servant Rsvsnres Hsr..,s
Upon Unkind Employer.
Tne New York servant has found 4
way OF revenging herself upon an un-
Kind mistress. The plan is not oriRf-
mai nut 1t works satisfactorily. II
explains why some women can only
Keep servant for few days. The
scheme is simple. The departing do
mestic writes her opinion of her en-
ployer In some hidden nook or Granny.
either In the kitchen or In her own
room. The new domestic fnds this
communication. She profits by It. In
curry at an employment agency ON
SIKH avenue revealed that this scheme
was generally practiced. "It is no
more than could be expected" said
the manager of the agency. that q
girl who leaves a place in q rage
against her mistress. as many of them
do, should want to have q word to
say to the next servant that comes in.
It's an easy matter to leave q line
where the newcomer will nnd It. One
woman told me that on the wall at the
head OF her servants bed she found
penciled line. The mistress here has
got such temper shed make your
hair curl. My, but she's fussy and
mean.' A spot often utilized Is in the
neighborhood OF the cloch, but per-
haps the most unique one OF all was
written on slip Of paper and pasted
IN the bottom OF the wash bowl. In
going domestics have learned to look
for these communications now. A girl
l sent to place the other day came
back in few hours. When asked
her what was the matter, she said: I
didn't like the missus' references.
They wasn't as good as mine 1 knew
what she meant and I told the house,
wife in question that she had better
rub out the notice that her departing
maid left. The plan was perhaps sug-
gested by the Chinese servants in San
Francisco. Their method was to leave
few hieroglyphics under the kitchen
sink. The new celestial invariably
looked there the first thing. II the
signs were favorable to the lady of tho
house he stayed, IL not he left with
out any explanation. 1t has only re-
Gently. however. come into vogue
among New York domestics, but it is
already a popular practice.
York Journal.
The silver star., 1900-06-15
BARBER GOT 1T MIXED.
He Fail. M,.sr.bly In relllns tn. Coll

He Falls MiserAbly In Telling the Collar
Joke.
Henry Lamm, an attorney of Seda-
lila. told a story at the reception to
the Missouri Bar association last night
which caused great laugh. Mr.. Lamm
was called on to make an impromptu
speech. He said: This is taking an
unfair advantage of me. have a pa
per In my pocket which am to read
at the meeting tomorrow. 1t is a very
dry paper and it will take me an hour
to read it. II am given the slightest
encouragement l will read it right
now. That will be one on you, would
MT It? And that reminds me, was
in Texas recently and there they have
a new joke. A man asks you. Have
you heard the story about the two
dirty collars?' You are supposed to
answer. No. And then the man
says. That's one ON you.' A Dutch
barber who had been sold ON this
Joke concluded to try 1t ON the next
customer who came into his shop. So
as he was getting ready to shave the
next caller he asked him: 'Haf you
heard dot story about the two dirty
collars?' No. answered the customer.
Veil. dots one you got on Kansas
City Star.
The silver star., 1900-06-15
Wolf Pest In Minnesota.

Lyon county. Minnesota. IL almost
confronted with the dilemma whether
to permit Its treasury to become bank
'upt or to permit the wolves to abol-
ash stock raising. During the months
Of March. April and May the county
paid for the killing OF eight-five full
than $2,053. And there is no evidence
that the wolves nre appreciably re-
duced In numbers. Lyon county is COM
paratively thickly settled and lies 100
miles west of Minneapolis. Many sheep
are raised there and the wolves prey
upon the fiOcks.
The silver star., 1900-06-15
Young Men Exrrcl.c yyIt.

A Philadelphia restaurant proprie-
tor hung out large blackboard sign,
the other day. with the announcement
You can't beat our 15-ccnt dinners"
A young man Of humorous turn Of
mind came along. stopped and smiled.
He waited until none Of tho employees
was watching. and. taking out his
handkerchief. he erased tho letter "b"
from the word beat" Another
young man managed to cat q dinner
Mt that restaurant without paying for
1t, and then mailed the proprietor q
letter telling tho facts and asking this
question: who says can't beat your
i6.cent dinncrs?"
The silver star., 1900-06-15

~ think it is my duty to write .
letter to you in regard to what Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound did
for me. wrote you some time ago,
describing my symptoms and asking
your advice, which you very kindly
gave. am now healthy and cannot
begin to praise your remedy enough.
would say to all suffering women,
Take Mrs. Pinkham's advice, for wo-
man best understands woman's suf-
ferings, and Mrs. Pinlsham, from her
vast experience in treating female ills,
can give you advice that you can get
from no other source CLARA KoPP,
Rockport, Ind, April 10, 1892.
The silver star., 1900-06-15
Are You Going East.

The Santa Fe Route offers many cheap
excursion rates East:
Chicago and return, $31.50
st. Louis and return, $3.50.
Missouri river points and return, $500.
Also intermediate points at one fare
plus $500 for round trip. June 11th. 18th,
23rd. July 18th. Goth and August 4th; limit
October 31st.
Philadelphia and return June 18th, 14th
and 18th, 1880. Chicago and return, June
Path and 25th, $3.50 Cincinnati and re-
turn. July 9th, 10th and 11th. $3.50. Kan
sas City and return. July End and 3rd,
$17.00.
We also have others. II contemplating
trip. do not fail to ask for tickets over
nished by local agents or by addressing
]. p. HALL. General Agent,
Santa Fe Route" Denver, Colo.
The silver star., 1900-06-15
ror r,..h,,sh. Pictures,

Powder for fiashlight pictures is re-
placed by gus in q now invention.
which hns tho gns stored In jar. with
tho flame In position to ignite Il when
the jar IL opened by pressure on q
pneumatic bulb. tho latter also oper-
atIng the shutter Of tho camera.
The silver star., 1900-06-15
Ladie. Can Wear SHOES.

One size smaller after using gAllen's Foot
Ease, a powder. 1t makes tight or new
shoes easy. Cures swollen, hot, sweating,
aching feet. ingrowing nails, corns and
bunions All druggists and shoe stores,
Csc. Trial package FREE by mail. Ad,
dress Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy. NY.
The silver star., 1900-06-15
Tell Us Where You're At
WOULD YOU DO?

Everyone Can't Go to Paris.
Those that can go. will. It 10 hoped,
travel via the Northwestern Line"
but to those who can not go wo COM
sors Ieashed cd va hs
Line"
Hot Springs, South Dakota.
To the invalid. the tired person and
to the young people. and others out
fractions not found elsewhere. and the
ToRS Ta1s tEaII M,ss6hfRE 81 5hs EREM9NT vaET FIX
at almost any prominent Nebraska
town and your route will then be
sar0aEa Haern the as ths Of
ths e's Eishorn valley @ ts IS iSs Ss s Sess
yen sen you Trough 4.
grazing portion of Nebraska, where
cattle. sheep and goats are fed In
You cannot visit Hot Springs without
visiting the
Black His
because the Hot Springs are In the
Black Hills-southern portion-in .
or mountains. You viii Be % surprised
to find the delightful climate. the
warm. natural water baths-no artia-
the Evans. large. modern and fssh-
toHdule 10 tne COSY COtt0Ko or pkls
vate boarding house.
Within 100 niles of Hot Springs, in
the upper portion OF the Black Hills.
Is Deadwood. Lead City and the rich
gold mining camps. attracting 80 much
attention Just now. Look up the
standing and output of the celebrated
"Homestake" operating daily with Sew
eral years supply OF ore In sight
Spirit Lake. Okoboji,
Queer names, but nice places, situated
in northern Iowa. and reached by the
Northwestern Line" favorable re-
sort for hunting and fishing.
Tho Lake Region of Minnesota
No one c-n tell you how many lakes
there are In Minnesota. but We would
like to say that there are a great many
along the line OF the "North-Westeru
Line" md that game OF all kinds, fsh,
etc.. abound in this region.
We have pamphlets telling more about
these places that wo will gladly send
to any address upon request.
Write us before deciding what to do
and whero to go.
We have some cheap excursion ratea
to these resorts that We will tell you
about.
J. Il. BUCHANAN.
0en'l Pass. Agent F.. r. & n. v. q. n
C-.aha, Neh.
The silver star., 1900-06-15
klpl nr canning 70 Am.r.ra.

Rudyard kipllng. according to Lon
don announcements. II to visit the
United States next autumn. Tho au-
lhor says he does not lay his former
iiiness against the American climate.
The silver star., 1900-06-15
Low Rate. ON Union Pacific.

One fare plus 81 for round trip to Chi
cago. st. Louis. st. Paul Minneapolis.
and intermediate points. Dates of sale.
June 11th. 18th. 3d. July 18th. 20th. and
See your local agent or address Geo. Ady.
General Agent. Denver.
The silver star., 1900-06-15

we ought to have a new hose" "Yes
but those careless folks who lend us theil
lawn mower would be sure to borrow Il
and wear 1t out
The silver star., 1900-06-15

Jones-I must he getting old Smith
Legs getting stifr or eyes getting bad
Jones-No: but I'm beginning to like to
read statistics.
The silver star., 1900-06-15

What is n phenomenon. Clara?" "A
phenomenon is a man who can carry an
umbrella over n woman without pOking
her eyes out or pulling her hat off,
The silver star., 1900-06-15

Whats the difference between a pluto.
crat and an aristocrat?" well, an aris-
tocrats grandfather has been dead SC
he made his money"
The silver star., 1900-06-15
Her Idea tho Only Way.

DO you have the iceman weigh the ice
In your presence, Sara?"
mo. Richard. l don't; I save time and
settle the whole business by Weighing 1t
on our scales myself"
The silver star., 1900-06-15

'Oh. dote on excursions" why, for
instance?" well. visitors who come on
excursion tickets have to go home before
we have. time to find out that we wish
they hadn't come
The silver star., 1900-06-15

Jack Jones played me a mean trick
just now" "What was it?' HE called
me up to the place where he was talking
to Prof. Borer and then went on and left
me with him."
The silver star., 1900-06-15

Clarence-Did my proposal surprise you,
Clarissa? Clarissa-Indeed 1t did Clar-
ence; honestly. ! didn't expect to get it
without limiting for 1t.
The silver star., 1900-06-15

Primley's California Fruit Gum containe
the most delicious qualities of western
fruits.
The silver star., 1900-06-15

FITS PermnncntiyCurcd.N Nonts L nervousness aftss
frat day OF DR.. kline's Grcnt Nerve Restorer
send for FREE $500 trial pottle and treatise
The silver star., 1900-06-15
CHEAP Excurs.ons Fast.

The Burlington will on June lith and
18th put on sale tickets from Denver to
Chicago. st. Louis. Peoria and all Mis-
souri, river points Mt rate of one fare plus
e for the round trip. Tickets good for
return TIL October 3lst; This rate open
to everybody. G. w. VALLERY,
General Agent.
The silver star., 1900-06-15

.Attendant-What sirup will you take.
sir? Thirsty Patron-Well. gimme any
flavor. so faint aniine dye.