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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

National democrats should pre-
serve their organization" as the
boys used to say in Hand county
politics when there was but n hand:
ful of the great unwashed left. That
was IN the days when the democrltic
party OF Hand county consisted OF
A. d. Hill. John Pusey, Dallas
Rorick and Specs. Baldwin. Pusey
and Rorick renounced and denounced
democracy, A. b. got lnnd Office,
and the only organization left was
Specs. He is still mt large and un.
terrified. and the boys will now all
have to go to Specs, the father oI
his party.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22
sfORY OF a SLAyY.

TO he bound hand and foot for
years by the chains of disease is the
worst form Of slavery. George p.
Williams, Of Manchesssr, Mich, tells
how such a slave was made free. He
says: my wife has brsa so helpless
for Eve years that she could not turn
over in bedalone. Aftsl u1,ag two
bottles OF Electric Bitters, she is
wonderfully improved and able to
do her own work. This supreme
remedy for female diseases quickly
cures nervousness, sleeplessness,
me lancholy, headache, hackache
f,tinting and dizzy spells. This mir
arle working medicine is u godsend
to weak, sickly, run down leople,
Every bottle guaranteed. Olly 80
cents, Sold by j. ID. Fitzgerald,
Druggist. 48t5
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22
o. n. COLLINS.

Rev. Chappell, OF Sioux Falls, wa'
in Hand County last week, ia the in
terest of the Chill iren's home. Man
ayers Of the Ho ne are irving to
make Thanksgiving Day Il honsless
children's day, in all churches to as
sist the Home at Sioux Falls. AS
so many times stated before, the
PRESS can conceive Of no more noble
charity or philanthropy than in as
sisting in this work Of caring for the
little ones, and hopes To see ,igensr-
ous response from all over Hand
County. The gentleman referred TO
above was some years ago pa ,tor at
Burdette thscounty.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22
The New Democracy.

All is chaos now in the democratic
ranks, ad dqnt ny leaders nre trying
to figure out what will happen. The
following New York dispatch shows
what is going on in that state:
"Profiting by the indecision and
confusion prevailing in the disheyel-
ed Democratic ranks, ex-senator
David b. Hill and his faithful. allies
will attempt to form the nucleus OF
u new Democracy to supplant the
Bryan product Th' sage OF Vol
iert's Roost is POSSESSED oi an in
satiable appetite to become the pi-
trOn saint OF the new Demo ocrac y.
His powerful adversary, Boss
Croker, will sail for Europe Satur-
day, Notwithstanding threatenal !
secession within the walls OF Tam.
many Hall and q combined atta"k
from the anti-Tammany fusionists
on the outside. This is the opening
for which David Hill was looking
With majority OF the New YORK
Democratic delegation mt his back
he may enter the next NATIONAL con-
vention with the presidential nomi-
nation ia easy reach. The tromen
dous personal ovation with wliieh
Hill was greeted by the rank and
file mt Kansns City has warmed the
cookies Of his heart, and the bee is
buzzipg in his ears"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22
IA - T g R z "a.
Bears tho The Kind Ycu Haw Always Bought
''s,s''' # &<HAzzMx

Just before election We were as
sured by democratic papers and
democratic speakers that their plat
form and their candidates were ex-
actly right, live issues and men who
would live tor ever. After election
the same people inform US they were
ayerlastinglv wrong, and must now
reorganize on new lines with other
leaders. This before and after" evil
denceis interestingly not very bens-
fetal to democracy,
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22
Good Word for Alex.

Railroad Commissioners kirkp at
rick was in Huron Monday, having
Just emerged from the Republican
landslide in this state. Alex was
cheerful, however and says: While
he republicans have four years
more of the full dinner pail l am
dead sure Of two." Alex.s term OF
Office continues till 1902, and if
there is a fusionist in the state who
can win out in TINT year it is Kirk
pa trick .-Huronite.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

j. Tomlinson. Jr., editor of the
Sioux Fa'l Is Argus-Leater, was mar
ried last week to Miss Bliss, widow
OF the former editor OF the Sioux
Falls Press. Bro. Tomlinson thus
celebrated the great republican vie
tory, in which he was a prominent
actor.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

Senator King, of Hand, sent his
reslg nation to the governor before
election, for fear his position ~ .
Bryan presidential elector might be
interfered with. And Uncle Jake
Sell demanded his lame taken of
the mid road pop ticket. Narrow
escapes!
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

1t was II iieIdish deed for Cobra
do negro to rape Young white girl.
He was n moral degenerate, unfit to
live. but what D osition i'm this finely
constructed web OF social and intel
lectual enlightenment does the mob
occupy that poured oil on him and
burned him at stake?
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

Program for Han Co IN v r.acl-
ers' Association to be h III Sat. Nov.
24. 1900.
Song-America.
Literature in common schools
Mrs. Grace.
Association of Kin !ergarde1 work
with Primary work-Miss !ieal.
Recitation Mis-, Baldwin.
Psychology-Mis Brown.
Gen. discussion Colonial Litera-
ture.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

Land Commissioner En- stman had
such an "easy thing ia his re-e!e
tion that he got tangled ND in a rnn-
away campaign just for II little eS.
citenent. He came out of it with
his collar bone broken, Int what
does a little thing like that amount
to this year of republicanism
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

The Ringing Circus winter home
at Baraboo Wis, announces the birth
OF a 200 lb. boy baby elephant, said
to be the second one born in the u.
>. Looks Just like his papa"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

You can't afford to risk YOU lie
by allowing a cough or cold de-
velop into pneumonia or consump-
tion. One Minute Cough Cure will
cure throat and lung troubles quick
er than any other preparation
known. Many doctors use it asa
sp ecitic for grippe. 1t il an infalible
remedy for Group Children like it
and mothers endorse it. Alta
o. N. COLLINS.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22
j, w. COO QUILLETTE.

The unusual heat reported this
week from Pittsours and New
York is surely another oin OF
Hanna's tricks. He Wants To get
the people out OF shape, an thin
when their pores are ,lll open n, will
turn on a cold wave AMI raise ths
price of coal.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

Hon H. l.. Loucks announces him
self candidate for the u. S. Sena te
be fore the next legislature. This
makes four candidates, Congress
man Gamble, Col. Lee Stover, c. Fl.
Preston and H. l.. Loucks., Robert
j. Gamble is easy the strongest can
didate for the position.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22
j. A. BusHFIELD. P. NJ.

There is NO pleasure in life il yoa
dread gong to the table to eat and
cant rest at night on account OF in
digestion. Henry Williams OF Boom
Vile, Ind, says he suffered that way
for years, till he commenced the use
.of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. and adds,
Now | can eat anything | like and
all want and sleep soundiy every
night kodol Dyspepsia Cure will
digest what you eat. 47rl
@. IL. COLLIss.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

Some fellows fooling around over
there in Peking are trying to prove
that the Chinese discovered America
before Columbus, had cut his butter
teeth. Ma be SO, but Girls has
held down his claim long enough to
prove mp.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

A glance at bundle OF newspa-
per exchanges after election dis
proves the supposition that news
paper man never runs down. The
boys are all out of steamer else
they are using what's left to bauk up
the house and put on the storm win
dOws.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22
Advertised L. ,rJ.,rs. .

For the week ending Nov. 10. l90',
the following letters remain uncalIed
Tor in the Miller postotfice.
l. w. Waters,
DR.. Smith,
Chas. TORY.
Parties calling for aboye viii please
say advertised.
j, A. BusHFiELD. Pm.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

A German newspaper says the In
diana republican landslide was due
to ''die verneitigen Deutscheu," We
knew they had something different
down there from what we had in
Hand county, but from this distance
it looked like more votes.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

The good ship Kentucky. ON her
way to the Philippines through the
Suez canal, may drop few 13 inch
shells over in the Sultan's bnck yard
to revive his memory on that $780,
600 debt. m
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

II. 9. Shober, OF the Highmore
Bulletin, is a candidate for !nsur-
ance Comm issioDer under Gov Her
reid. He would make a splendid
commissioner ard the Pnrss hopes
he will yet ID.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

Seven female girls of the gentler
sex, are trying to make horses out
OF themselves in a six days bic vcle
contest in New York.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

South Dakota's Legislature stands
III republicans to Is dems. What
would it have been il the pickerl
Senator hadn't made 1.-THE fight of
his life?''
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

In three days the world fog cts q
presidential election and roots for
the favorite foot ball team. Th us
We are held to co nserYative lines.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

Senator Kyle now rec1r ds himself
as straight republican. While the
lamp holds out to burn, many OF the
ons-time republicans will return
"home."
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

Nebraska is republican for sure
even unto the legislature which elects
two United States Senator's. That
was "quite "A haul' in Mr.. Bryan's
own back yard.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

Down In New York vice is tiger OF
such frightful mien that to be hated
needs but show itself to Croker.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

1t has cost England $500, 200, 900
to tame the Beers, to say nothing
OF the loss Of life. And they are not
very tame yet. \
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22

Mr.. Pettigrev''s flight OF his life"
was only a bluff on a "bob. tail
flush"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22
NEVER BEFORE

In the history OF Miller Hand offered to
purchasing public their goods at such low prices
selling them Big Closing and
stacks CT goods that the peopIe know
4 good thing when they
We still have quoted d
while list
Don't fail to call clothing coats caps etc as
a stock of all goods
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-22
GROCERIES.


list all
norcth
sold
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12
MISPLACED SWEETNESS.
Mamma Suffered ON Account of Her
sons LoNcmnL.InE

Mamma suffered ON Account of Her
Sons LoNcmnLing.
She was pouring at n tea that after
noon, and she looked unusually be-
wltchlng He was sitting ut her left
In bower of palms that almost con
cealed him. He was holding one of her
hands under cover of the tableeloth,
while she tried TO pour with the other
She did not look At him as he talked,
but he knew by her color and the little
culver of the hand he was holding that
she heard everything he said.
Dearest" he murmured rs she sent
one cup off without spoon and anoth-
er filled only with whipped cream,
dearest, If you don't Lind my saying
all this to you. Just drop spoon.
Couldn't you manage III"
clatter of silver and more color in
the girls face rs. in stopping to pick
up the spoon, he kissed her hand. Spur
red by this success. he went on, Dear
est, if-lf you return it-that is, IL you
love me, you know-just put three
Jumps of sugar into the next cup you
pour-'y-e-s'-or. II you don't. two, to
spell mo-"
One, two, three! The tiny cup was
almost full, but In her haste TO hide
her confession she covered the three
Jumps hastily with chocolate and cream
aud sent them Oft.
lie asked his mother as they drove
home that night, If she bad eujoyed
herself,
Ugh! Mo- was her Disguised re.
ply. Such horrible stuff to drink as
they gave one! Why, my cup was half
full of sugar"-M. $, Holhrook In
Smart Set.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12

Many Schuykill Valley commuters
invent pretexts for taking at night the
10: 40 train from Broad street. so as To
travel with the Singing Brakeman. This
robust and humorous young man has a
good baritone Voice, and he sings the
names of the stations. Il am" he de-
clares, the original Singing Brakeman
I have the field all to myself but this
will not endure. The directors and big
chiefs have been hit hard by my work,
and it will not be long before all brake
men will be singers. Won't 1t be bet
ter so? Consider the ordinary brake
man. When he comes to Fifty-second
street he grunts in a discord; 'Hrump
-hrump ,to-ra-ra-hrumpp The passen-
gers can't understand that, and besides
their ears are displeased. But l sing the
stations name clearly, now to the air
of 'Lohengrin's swan song, now to the
bird music of 'Siegfried, and again to
the intoxicating handkerchief motive of
Tristan and Isolde The passengers
look at me and smile. Sometimes they
clap, stamp with the feet, cry bravo
and encore but am obdurate, having
my work to do, and give no eneores. |
admit that l am proud of the fame |
have won and that my heart throbs
with joy when | overhear young ladies
saying, as | pass through the train
Look, there goes the Singing Brake.
man. "-Philadelph.a Record.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12
Why Cats Arch Their Backs.

1t is not anger alone that makes
cats arch their backs; indeed, when
two cats are preparing to fight they do
not assume this attitude, but crouch
low, just as they do when about TO
spring on their prey. the body being
extended, and the hair not in the least
erect.
1t is noticeable that a cat will also
arch its back in an affectionate frame
of mind, rubbing itself against its
masters leg. At the same time II
slightly raises Its fur and holds its tail
erect. Its whole attitue is Just the re-
verse of that which it assumes when
savage. Darwin accounts for this In
the following words Certain states
OF mind lead to certain habituaI &C.
lions which are OF no service. Now
when directly opposite state of mind
Is induced there is strong and inyol-
untary tendency to the performance
of a movement of directly opposite
nature, though 1t may be of no SER
vice.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12
TABLE FAoS.
Latest Decorative oddlties-c-tfee
in Glass Cups and Saucers.

Latest Decorative oddities-c-ffes
in Glass Cups and Saucers.
In silver plate it seemed as though
We had everything that was useful,
but now some one has designed
handsome silver pie dish. the inten.
ton being that the pie should be sent
to the table in the ordinary pie dish
which Is quite concealed by the silver
receiver. When there is no pie. the
same silver dish may be used as an
| ordinary dish for fruit
A novelty whose usefulness may
not be so generally recognized. yet
which will be appreciated by persons
who strive after artistic table effects
is breakfast set Of silver. including
tray, egg cups. butter dish. toast rack
and salt and pepper bottles
An oddly in jam dish Is a glass
one with a silver butterfly poised at
the side of the dish. The dish is lifted
more easily by means of the out
spread wings
A silver egg boiler has been con
trived by means of which the break.
fast eggs are cooked at the table
The alcohol lamp is placed Just be
meath the egg shaped silver recep-
tacle into which the eggs are drop
ped for boiling. On the stand are
little side projections, on which egg
cups to match the set are ranged and
into which the eggs are dropped as
they are cooked Some of the sets
are provided with little glasses filled
with sand and marked to show the
three. five and ten-minute limits for
boiling.
For very fashionable folks are
dishes fitted with electric lamps,
which may be shaded according to the
prevailing color at the table. Wires
are attached at the electric current
in the dining room and when the
dishes are used are easily connected
with the lamps in the dishes. one
of the handsomest Of these dishes il
a fruit basket with FIVE hanging
lamps.
A new idea in the culinary line is
frying pan ingenionsly supplied with
an asbestos lining, which prevents
the contents from burning while cook.
ing With this frying pan goes bas.
ket attachment in which food needing
special care is placed for cooking
There are side pieces so that the food
In the basket may be easily drained,
and the handle is put on so that 1t
is not heated with the other food.
1t is now fashionable to serve tea
A frame of silver that will aeeommo,
date six cups and saucers has han
die like a basket
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12
SOME MEN GROW ON TREES.
This Is the Belief of an Indian md
Some Other Tribes.

The Sioux Indians still share with
the old Aryan and Semitic tribes in the
belief that there are trees that bring
forth human beings and others that
bear various portions Of the human
body, and in the fourteenth century
an Italian traveller, on arriving at Nal
abar, was told by the natives that the
country abounded with a tree that
bore men and women. The latter were
attached to the limbs by the neither ex
tremties and were full formed when
the wind blew, but when the wind died
out they soon withered. These speci-
mems Of humanity reached the length
or height of three feet.
In the first book Of the Mahadharata
mention Is made of forms Of dwarfs
that were 10 be found on n large fig
tree. The Arabs are still strong in the
belief that somewhere in the southern
ocean there Is a tree that bears ii nut
that resembles the face OF a man and
when In Its fullness the mouth opens
and gives voice to the cry: WAX!
Walk The Chinese reverse the order
of things and, instead Of believing that
the trees give birth to men, claim that
IN the beginning the herbs and grass
sprang from the hair Of the human
family. They have preserved the ira
dltion, too, that somewhere within the
borders of the beautiful Flowery
Kingdom there Is a wonderful lake by
whose margin grew trees whose leaves
developed into birds and also that. II
jar be broken on the waters, birds Of
the most brilliant plumage will at once
arise from the pieces and fly off.
In central India there Is n tribe call
ed Khattics that claim To have their
origin from stick of wood When
the five sons of Pandu, the heroes
whose exploits are told In the Mahad
harata, had become simple tenders Of
sheep. Karna. their Illegtlmate broth
er, wishing to deprive them of their
last resource. prayed to be gods to as
sist him. He struck the earth with his
staff, which opened, and from 1t sprang
II man who was called Khat. meaning
begotten of wood, and by this name
have his descendants ever since been
known.-St. Louis Republic.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12
Awkward Compliment.

There is such thing as being too
persstently complimentary A candid
and well meaning professor who had
witnessed the performance of little
play In a private house in which his
hostess had taken the leading part met
the lady as she came from behind the
cnrtain.
Madam he said. rushing up to her,
you played excellently. That part hts
you TO perfection"
"oh. no. professor" said the lady
modestly "A young and pretty WON
an is needed for that part"
"But, madam" persisted the profess
or. you have positively proved the
contrary" Pearsou's Weekly
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12
RENTS COLLECTED.
MONEY. LOANED.
PROPERTIES FOR SALE.

No 81 Elm St, : rooms and attc, desirable
brick dwelling
Nos 2lg and 81 North Main 81 double
frame.dwelling Very cheap
No 70 York street large 3-story brick dwell
ing with large lot-hot water heat. Terms
easy.
Nos i1.i9 South Franklin street Frame
dwelling houses. Eusy terms
No. ~ South Main street, three-siory brick
dwelling rooms and cellar
No II South Main street, brick dwelling,
three stories, rooms.
No. SO South Main street rooms, three
story brick dwelling
Cottage Hill, frame house and barn Will,
large lot, house has 10 rooms,
Nos. % 80 " Wilson street three frame
houses, easy terms,
Franklin street, vacant lot near Swan street
Nos 233 235 North Union street, double
frame dwelling with large lots. Always rent
and pay good interest ON Investment.
Nos. ~ 80 Swan street, ne story brick
dwelling
Dec ~, 1891
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12
WHEN WE GROW OLD.

When we grow OLD, dear love, and
from my eyes
The light and brilliance Of my hot
youth dies,
And all the fairness you are praising
now
Casts but its wrath DER lip and cheek
and brow,
While one by one your golden visions
flee
l ask you-will you love me faithfully
When we grow old?
When time shall turn these sunny
locks to gray,
From my trim form all beauty take
away,
gone
And naught is left Loves fires 10 feed
upon,
all men,
Still Your hearts queen, shall | be
reigning then
When We grow old?
God keep you ever happy by my side,
Though age may stem this fevered
passion tide,
When Worn and weary down Lies
vale we stray,
Be my hearts anchor as you are to-
day;
Be my true love that shall the closer
cling
Through all the changes coming years
may bring;
Our faith upheld-count this our last
ing gain
That We so live that Love undimmed
remain
When we grow old.
ANNIE G.. HOPKINS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12
Winter Excursion Tickets ON the Pcnns,t-
Nania Railroad.

On November Isl, the Pennsylvania Railroad
Company viii place on sale at its principal
ticket Offices excursion tickets TO all prominent
Winter resorts in New Jersey, Virginia, North
and South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Cuba
and Central America The tickets will be sold
at the usual low rates. with the usual liberal
return limits
The magnificent facilities OF the Pennsyl-
vania Railroad, with its many connections and
through train service, make this the favorite
line for Winter travel
An illustrated book, descriptive OF Winter
resorts, and giving rontes of travel and rates
for tickets will be furnished free after Novem-
Dor LIST on application TO ticket agents
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12

Alfred Kinnear, the first war CORE.
spondent in South Africa to get a
book on the conflict into print, in the
volume speaks of Gen. Cronje as n
man with spiritual face, expressive
of sorrowing kindness and a wistful
desire to live at peace with the world
exist clearly, pay his debts, and 20 to
bed on the right side OF midnight.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12
In the Duutps.

There was once upon Il time an Egyp-
tian king. so II is said. who built a pyr-
amid and died OF melancholy His
name was Dumops. yet there are prob
ably few persons who know that they
are perpetuating the memory of his
tragic history when they remark that
they are "ln the dumps"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-12

An authors home" under the pro.
lection Of the Grand Duke OF SAKE.
Weimar is TO be established In the
little university town OF jena.
By the cqving in OF wine vaults at
Epernay $500. 600 bottles and 500 bar.
rels OF champagne were destroyed re.
Gently.