The Republican journal., 1900-11-22

Mathews contributes The Matter-of
Fact Man. The other departments are
Literary News and Oddities of Science.
The best protection against fevers, pneu-
monia, dyphtheria, etc, is in building up
the system with Hoods Sarsaparila.
A Proper Precaution-Parke: "What did
you take out an accident policy for? You
never travel" Lane: ''But my next-door
neighbor has just bought an automobile -
One Short Puff Clears the Head-Doe
your head acheo Have you pains over your
eyes? Is the breath offensive? These are
certain symptoms of Catarrh. DR.. Agnew' S
Catarrhal Powder will cure most stubborn
cases in marvelously short time. If you've
had Catarrh week its a sure cure If its
of fifty years standing it's Just as effective
50cents. Sold by Edmund Wilson and \. A.
HSWeS Il Co.'S
A suburban clock Caller-"Land sakes
How late is it?'' Mrs. Suburb-sOh, you
mustn't go by that clock. It's two hours
fast" Caller -s.Why don't you set it
right?" Mrs. Suburb Horrors, no
Don't touch it. That's the clock my hus-
band catches trains by" New York Week
ly.
Like Fearing the Heart St:ings -'sIt is
not within the conception of man to meas
nre my great suffering from heart disease.
For years | endured almost constant cutting
and tearing pains about my heart, and many
a time would have welcomed death. DR..
Agnew's Cure for the Heart has worked a
veritabe miracle. -ThoS. Hicks, Perth, Ont.
Sold by Edmund Wilson and \. A. Howes
4 CO.-30
All there. She-''IIow many pictures
have you painted since you first began ~
He-'Oh, | haven't any idea" She-''Some
day | am coming over to your studio and
count them" Detroit Free Press.
Fossil Pills.-The demand is proof of
their worth. DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills are
ter a box. They're better than medicine,
easier doses, and 10 cents a vial. A thous-
and ailments may arise from disordered
liver. Keep the liver right and you'll not
have Sick Headache, Biliousness, Nausea,
Constipation and Sallow Skin. Sold by Ed
mund Wilson and A. A. HoweS Il Co-31
An economical man. First Politician
"Our treasurer is entirely too conservative.
He cuts down expenses too much.' Second
Politician-'I should say so. Why, the
stingy fellow would not even make extrava-
CANT claims" Baltimore American.
Dr. Agnew's Ointment Cures Piles
Itching, Bleeding and Blind Piles Com
fort in one application. 1t cures in three to
six nights. 1t cures all skin diseases in
young and old. A remedy beyond compare,
and it never fails. 50 cents. Sold by Ed
mund Wilson and A. A. Howes Il Co. 80
Stranger; "Boy, can you direct me to the
bank" Boy: 81 kin for a sixpence."
Stranger: "Sixpence! Isn't that high pay?'
Boy: "Yes, sir but it's bank directors what
gifts high pay, you see, SIR Tit-Bits.
While There Is Life There Is Hope.
l was afflicted with catarrh; could nei
ther taste nor smell and could hear but little
Ely's Cream Balm cured it. = Marcus G.
Shautz, Railway, N. j.
The Balm reached me safely and the
effect is surprising. My son says the first
application gave decided relief Respect
fully, Mrs. Franklin Freeman, Dover, n II
The balm does not irritate or cause sneez-
ing. Sold by druggists at 80 cts. or mailed
by Ely Brothers, 56 Warren ST., New York.
Jackson-"No, never take the newspaper
home Eve got a family of grown-up daugh-
tiers, you know" Friend-"Papers too full
gain sales. [Tit-Bits.
LIVERITA, the up-to-date Little Liver
Pill; &c. boxes contain Is pills, 1oc. boxes
Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., druggists, Bel
fast, Me. :}yrs24.
Not Yet Labelled lin political-ban-
ner factory)-"Wot name goes with this pic
tur'-Bryan er McKinley?" Proprietor (after
examanation)-''l dunno Ask the artist -
New York Weekly.
RELIEF IN SIX HOURS.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Disease
relieved in six hours by "NEw GREAT
SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is a
great surprise on account of its exceeding
promptness in relieving pain in blad-
der, kidneys and back, in male or female.
Relieves retention of water almost imme-
diately. If you want quick relief and cure
this is the remedy. Sold by A. A. Howes &
Co., Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1y19
Claiming Acquaintance. -Chimmie-
''Dat's McCorker de heavy weight-me
cousin used ter go ter school wid'm'' Billie
-"Dat amt nuthin'-me brudder had tree
front teet' knocked out by'm onct." Brook
lyn Life.
For over Fifty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions of
mothers for their children while teething,
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind
collie, and is the best remedy for Diarrhea
Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by druggists