Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1900-08-10

want TO keep it to hit the crowd with
tonight. | want the biggest, hustnest
crowd to gather here tonight that the
town Of Jericho has ever seen. Give
every man notice as he drops in today,
and along about I o'clock Ill hev the
fire bells rung and the horns footed.
Tell 'em it's Il big thing. pap; tell 'em
it's suuthin that's bound to jump this
town over 4 ten rail fence and make
city lots wuth thousand dollars
apiece
There was good deal of excitement
| around town that afternoon, and when
night came the crowd at the postotllce
was as big as the time when war was
declared agin Spain. Most of 'em
thought Bill Lapham was goin to de-
Clar war ag'in Mexico or Canada, and
everybody was lookin pale when Dea-
con Spooner called the meetin to order
and said:
Sons of freedom, we hev gathered
here tonight to hear some remarks
from our esteemed feller townsman,
William Lapham, and we kin take it
that them remarks will 60 beyand
geese and goslin's. Make your pint,
Bill"
My pint is this" says Bill as he
draws a long breath and steps out to
git room. I'VE ar now in the midst
Of the turmoil of a political cam
paign. Somebody is goin to be elected.
amt sayln who it'll be, but the gold
en- opportunity fur which Jericho has
sighed is at hand. When the newly
elected official takes the oath Of Of
flee, he will be escorted to and fro
That's k'rect," says Deacon Spooner
as Bill pauses fur breath. "The speak
er amt through yit, but he's made
pint already. When he refers to the
turmoil of campaign, it's not only high
flown language, but a strong pint. Go
ahead, Bill"
THAT escort will not only do the pres
ldent proud" continued Bill, 'but
every man in it will be mentioned by
all the papers in the United States.
They'll speak of his wife and children
and town and home, and he'll be big
man fur the rest Of his life. He kin be
elected sheriff without opposition, and
If any one runs ag'in him fur the legis-
lature they'll be showed under. What
Pm here tonight fur is to ask the ques-
tions: Why not organize the Jericho
Guards? And why shouldn't the
Jericho Guards be that escortW
There was yelln and whoopin fur
81 a ,,it b,n . t1,, Il
con could make himself heard he said
ITS a pint, gentlemen-siX or seven.
p'ints. I've read all the speeches ever
delivered by Henry Clay or Daniel
Webster and both of 'em put together
never made the p'ints our Bill Lapham
has Bein hev the floor, I'll say
favor the idea. Yes, sir, I'm with it
heart and soul. | want my name to
90 down fust fur the Jericho Guards,
and I'm even willin to sacrifice myself
and be captain of the company. Sposin
we hear from Abner Jones on the sub
ject."
g" s'pose It's known in this town that
my great grandfather was killed at the
battle of Monmouth" says Abner as
he gets off the counter, though amt
braggin about it. I'll jest say that
I'm willin to die fur my country any
time Pm called upon, and if Pm elected
captain of the Jericho Guards I'll
promise that no invader shall set foot
on these shores and live for five min
it's"
"Thars a pint in that" says the dea-
con as he looks bit put out. when
a mans willin to die fur his country,
that's pint in his favor, but of course
we want to hear from other patriots.
How Is 1t with you, Moses Plumber"
Does any man here doubt that I'm
willin to die fur America" asks Moses
as he draws himself up. "My great
grandfather didn't die at Monmouth,
hut the blood of them seven uncles of
mine that fell durin the civil war flows
in my veins, and my watchword Is