The Iola register., 1900-04-06

City boys swear by is Miss Ida Tamn.
The Pittsburg Tribune urges the
claim OF w. II. Ry an, Populist, for
governor.
The Methodists OF Neodesha have
decided to build $500 parsonage for
their pastor.
1t IL now believed that the small
pOx is about pettred out. 1t has ap-
pearsd at Severance.
A Seneca man has ordered 1000
cherry trees ana will pit his orchard
against the wolf az the door.
The Eureka man with a nusery and
berry farm has developed from
the cradle to the grave" business also.
Reports 20 far are that the wheat is
fine, the peach crop promising and
the apple crop bigger than for years.
Neodesha insists on keeping her
name before the public and, nothing
better offering, put tour tickets in the
field.
! Many towns have boasted that they
were very tight lately but none seem
too tight for the milliners to have
openings.
Miss Boell Of Eldorado who re-
Gently welded Mr.. Wynkle will
probably refer to him oye and bye as
"old Rip"
John Dos baugh of Cedarvile got
tired Juggling his money around and
so put part of IL in ranch, paying
Sl2,6 900 for it.
An Erie man advertises that he has
u pair of Jacks. Where are the au-
thorities VINO have sworn to UNFOLD
the gambling laws
1t was probably in the old DAYS
when the hot winds ravaged the
state that they named town IN
Nemaha county Bern"
Coff-yville has declared day of
fasting shall be observed because Mr..
Pabst has sold out and Is going away
The name Pabst will remain ever
dear to TIA people of that town.
Frank Kitzmiller, OF Highland, has
scrap book full of the sayings of the
late Sol Miller and he refuses to put
price on 1t wheR asked to do so by IA
man in Maine.
Olathe at last has a negro bootleg
ger In Jail and the Herald savs that
the evening prayers of all the best
people include plea that no bonds
man may appear.
The Jerusalem correspondent of the
Chanute Times writes that the Jordan
is out of it's banks much Of the time
this spring, SO the pilgrims feel
pretty much at home.
1t Is said that an effort will bt
: made to have j r. Burton make tho
l. Presidential nomination speech a
r Philadelphia, and IL he does J. Il
will do it handsomely.
= The Agricultural College Indus
trialist says that the Westinghouse
electric engine company has request
ed that two more Of the machiuist
from the college be sent to them.
1t IL reported that family tool
down with smallpox on the train sool
after leaving Ottawa but the diee6s
had run its course and they were con
valescent when Lawrence was reach
ed.
The idea of histriOnic art at Otta WI
is for the leading business men I
cork themselves and give n minstre
show. The only one who can riva
the cork faced man is the cork screw
expert.
Alas gun club shoot at Chanute Re
Gently 200 spectators mad the temeI
ity to appear and it was the frs
ehoot too. This war spirit with ii
love of danger and gUn powder die
out slowly.
T.. c. Boyle, he who was lately lo
ing sleep over the fact that the COZ
pOratiOns were crushing the poor me
has but recently sold his soul and hC
no come attorney for big Kansas Cit
corporation.
A meeting will soon be held in II
III peka and a move started tp arraDR
for the collection of 900, 600 Dushe
of Kansas corn to aid the starving
India. That alone accomplished an
Sheldon will not have become a
q editor i'm vain.
~, The Lyons Republican has Ion
ai article entitled Burning Question
If in Porto kico," in which IL one prom
l inent paragraph about the cemeteI
ma laws. As that country has not a,
70 vanced TO the cremstory period II
te reference must be to a later burDln
The Wilson County San is a GOO
friends of the boys of that place al
has gone TO the trouble to discov
t, that Miss Pence who Is visiting the
o. Is heiress to $52, 900 The Sun STATE
!. the bold facts and some lad who hi
n learned to save the Pence will &
No the dollars.
er The country papers are printiI
he this story, always locating the he
c- over in the next rival town:
=, young Kansss City dude came
u on his first visit to the count,
a. to zee his cousins. He surprised the
p by searching the straw stack
.II strawberries aud watching an o
-, goose when she layed for goOseberri
"' but the climax came when he foul
ce out how butter was made by int
be viewing the old family goat.