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Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1900-02-02
REITZ As A POET.

He Gets on n Parody on KipIinG's ere
cessIOnaI."
F. W. ReiIz, the Transvaal state
secretary, he's writton a parody upon
Mr.. Kipling's Professional" 1t is
entitled ''Progressionnl," and is dedi-
Gated to "Mudyard Pipling." The
first stanzs follows:
Goods of the lingo, Brass and Gold,
Lords Of the world, by right divire,
Under whose baneful sway they hold
Dominion over mine and thine
Such Lords as these have made them rotten.
They have forgotten. They have forgot
taD
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1900-02-02
SENATOR BACON SPEAKS.
Georgian Declares Against Retention OF
Philippine Islands.

Georgian Declares Against Retention OF
Philippine Islands.
I Senator 4. o. Bacon, of Georgia,
addressed the senate Tuesday after
noon on his resolutions declaring
against the retention of the Philippine
islands and in favor of the establish
ment of an independent and stable
government for the natives Of tho:H
islands.
The galleries were we'll filled. among
those present being a number of the
members of the Georgia colony in
Washington. The house adjourned at
1:3O, and all of the Georgia members
of congress took seats in the senate
chamber to hear the senator speak.
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1900-02-02
BUTLER IN DANGER.
Beers Now Have Opportunity For Cutting
Him on.

A London dispatch to Tie New York
Evening World says:
Buffers danger is now forcing itself
on the military experts. A committee
of national defense Inns already taken
it up and is grsvely considering it.
Lord Roberts himself has communi-
Gated his anxiety, it is said.
He has, it is reported, cabled the
committee that unless Butler and his
forces arrive safely from their present
position to the south OF the Little
Tugela river, they will be in imminent
danger of being bottled up.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15
BUSH LOSES DAY
BESIDES ELECTION
Interpreting Candidate Docked
for Absence From
Court.

Auditor Austin takes issue with Judge
Humphreys on the matter of the salary
of John Bush, and in communication
sent to Henry Smith, clerk of the Supreme
Court, yesterday. he declares that he will
refuse to sign the salary warrant of Mr..
Bush for election day, November 9Th.
His letter says in part: ut seems to
me clear and logical, 1 read the law.
that Mr.. Bush could not have been a
Government officer and an eligible candi-
date for election at the same time; his
resignation on the 5th severed his con-
nection With the Department of judiciary
and his eligibility as a candidate on the
9Th was not dependent upon the caprice
or inaction of the appointing power"
This Is Judge Humphreys reply: DE
minimis non curat lex-The law does not
concern itself with trif1es. Bush's only
recourse is in mandamus; If he desires
to test his right to salary for November
g. But 1 fancy he will let the matter
drop"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15
What the Kidneys Are For.
THAT D0AES DlcMcHt kidney PILLS Do

It's the duty of the kidneys to see
that the blood keeps pure
Not to make new blood-the food we
eat does that, but to remove from the
blood all the poisons and impurities
the waste matter-that is gathered I'D
during its circuit Of the body.
These poisons are deadly.
II they are not taken out of the
blood by the natural filters. the kid
neys. they are carried back to the
heart, and are started out again all
through the body.
OF course they cause disease.
We can't be healthy II our blood isn't
pure.
When our kidneys are sick our back
aches. That's q way they have of tell
Ing VI they need help.
It's the duty of Doan's Backache Kid
ney Pills to cure sick Kidneys.
They know their duty well.
They are performing 1t here In Ho-
nolulu-
Here's . case in point:
Mr.. H. H. Smythe, of Inter-Island
9. 8. Co.. this city, writes to tell us
that he was afflicted with q lame back
iOf y VI yCoLb ASCIlDluS Lie
cause Of this to the kidneys and hear
ing about Doan's Backache Kidney
Pills. got some of them at the Hollis
ter Drug Co.'S store. They relieved me
70 much that l am perfectly satisfied
with the result Of having taken them,
and can recommend the pills to others,
suffering from backache."
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are
becoming popular In Honolulu be-
cause they are always endorsed by Ho-
nolulu people.
Our kidneys filter Our blood. They
work night and day. When healthy
they remove about 500 grains Of i'm.
pure matter daily. When unhealthy
some part Of this impure matter is left
In the blood. This brings on many dis
eases and symptoms-paini in the back
headache, nervousness, hot dry skin
rheumatism, gravel, govt, disorderet
eyesight and hearing, dizziness, irreg
ular heart. debility, drowsiness, drop
81. deposits In the urine, etc. But 4
you keep the filters right you will hav'
no trouble with your kidneys.
/ Doan's Backache Kidney Pills ar,
sold by all druggists and storekeeper
at 80 cents per box (six boxes for $3.50
or will be mailed on receipt Of price b,
the Hollister Drug Co., Honolulu
Wholesale agents for the Hawaiian
Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15
MYSTERY TO BE
RAFFLEO SOON
Bay Gelding Will be Ticketed
Of to the Sports of
Honolulu.

The bay gelding Mystery Is to be
ratified soon. Mystery is by Magician
out OF Lucy Gray. and was imported
from the Coast early in the year by
Mr.. Anderson of Hilo.
The intention OF his owner was to
race him at the Hilo meeting, but he
went amiss on the trip down and could
not be trained.
The horse was eventually purchased
bv Honolulu parties and sent down
nero His first race was match
against Manulen. which he won han
div. on the only other occasion or
which ne started here he ran second
TO Venus in a three-eighths OF mile
dash.
Mystery Is credited with having GOV
cred n half mile in 80 seconds. three
eiRhths of a mile in 37& seconds. and
quarter Of a mile in % seconds.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15
A SOUVENIR OF PRISON.
Charles Downing Gives one to At
tornsy Cathcart.

Charles Downing, who was acquitted
of the murder Of George Poai yester-
day, presented Deputy Attorney Cen
eraI Catncart. who prosecuted the case
with an interesting souvenir of his
eight months in prison. Downing was
sitting i'm the court room waiting for
the Jury to return its verdict when he
took from his pocket a small manicure
tool. made out OF what looked Ike
ivory.
~ man in prison has hard work to
kill time" said he. "and this is one OF
the things I made. while in oahu prison.
IL Is cut from a beef bone and carved
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15
WORK FOR
HAYWOOD.
Chamber of Commerce
At Washington.
HE WILL REPRESENT IT
Planters Association Commissioner
To Assist Local Merchants
Also.

William Haywood, special represen-
tative OF the Hawaiian Sugar Planters
Association at Washington. has also
been selected for similar service by the
Honolulu Chamber of Commerce. The
latter organization will share the ex-
pense of retaining Mr.. Haywood at
Washington.
The matter was brought up by Mr..
Schaefer yesterday at a meeting of the
Chamber of Commerce, who mentioned
the appointment of Mr.. Haywood by
the Planters Association, suggesting it
might be we'll for the chamber to have
him look after its affairs at Washing
ton. Upon motion OF ]. b. Atherton.
seconded by w. NJ. Giffard, Mr.. Hay
wood was unanimously appointed as
the Chamber OF Commerce's represen-
tative.
His work will be to watch whatever
business the chamber may he interest
ed In at Washington. or any matter
in which the business community's
welfare is concerned. Shipping matters
will also come in for a share of his
attention.
The chamber met in the forenoon to
discuss several matters of Importance.
The meeting was called by Secretary
James G.. Spencer. Bad telephone ser
ed almost an hour after 1t was SEIZED
uled to commence work.
The secretary had TO abandon the
use of the telephone in reminding the
Chamber OF Commerce members of the
meeting, and went from office to office
TO inform them.
w. F. Allen. president. called the
meeting to order. There were present
r. A. Schaefer. T. Rain Walker, J. B
Atherton. r. F. LANCE, III. A. Isenberg
II. f.. waity. Robert Levers. w. NJ
Gifard and c. NJ. Cooke.
The name of ID. r. Isenberg wa:
presented Cor membership.
Secretary Spencer then read the fol
lowing acknowledgment of the gift o
the Chamber of Commerce to the Gal
weston flood sufferers. which has al
ready appeared in the Advertiser:
| Executive OfI1Ce. state OF texas, AUS
tin. October 10. 1900.
"Gentlemen-I am directed by tn
Governor to acknowledge the receip
of your telegram. advising him of tn
transmission TO him of three thousan
three hundred dollars, being a contri
button of the merchants of Honolulu
for the relief of the storm sufferers o.
the Texas coast, and TO express his sin
cere thanks for this generous. dona
ton, and to assure you that the bene
ficiaries of the same will ever CRATE
fully remember this liberal action o
their part. Yours very truly.
IN. A. CRAVENS,
Private Secretary.
J ITO Messrs. Jos. Il. Atherton, PAT
J Tsenberg and Robert Levers, commit
tee. etc"
Correspondence between High Sheri
Brown and Superintendent of Publ
Works McCandless was reported on II
; congestion of traffic on certain stree
leading to the waterfront. Correspor
dence between the chamber and va
ious railway systems. acknowledl
, ments from the latter to thanks sci
J by the Chamber of Commerce for cou
tesies extended Hawaii at the Omaf
, Exposition were also read. A balan
Of $40 left over from the subscription
. 10 the Omaha Exposition fund was r
ported and ordered turned into q
general treasury fund.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15

400 Fort Street, Honolulu, H. T.
P. o. Box AT.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15
FIXING PUNCHBoWL.
streets on the slopes Being Repaired
By Territory.

superintendent of Public Works Nc
Candless states that the Street Depart
ment Is repairing the streets along the
Punchbowl slopes in systematic man
ner and that the streets which have
been complained of the most-Kinau,
Punchbowl and Miller-will receive at
tention.
The men are now working up School
street and will come into Kinau street
shortly. thence down Miller street. and
make them passable for stormy days.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15

with tobacco tag and polished with
tobacco ashes and anything else /
could get hold Of"
The little tool was a very neat piece
OF work, so white and shiny that it
would almost have deceived an expert
IN ivory. Downing gave it to Mr..
Cathcart as a souvenir of the trial of
the case which resulted so fortunately
for him.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15
9. BREWER &CO.k'D
Queen Street, Honolulu. n. I.
AGENTS FOR


Hawaiian Agricultural Company, Ono
mea Sugar Company, Honomu Sugar
Company, Waikiki Sugar Company.
American Sugar Company, Makee Su-
gar Company, Ookala Sugar Planta-
ton Company, Haleakala Ranch
Company, Kapapala Ranch, Molokai
Ranch.
Planters Line, San Francisco Packets,
Charles Brewer & Co.'S Line Of Boston
Packets.
Agents Boston Board Of Underwriters.
Agents for Philadelphia Board Of Un-
derwriters.
Standard Oil Company.
LIST OF OFFICERS:
c. M. Cooke. President; George II.
Robertson, Manager; e. F. Bishop.
Treasurer and Secretary; Col w. y.
Allen, Auditor; p. c. Jones, H. Water
house, G. r. Carter, Directors.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15

The above Company will buy, lease
or sell lands in al parts Of the Ha
waiian Islands: and also has houses u
the City Of Honolulu Tor rent.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15
THE
BANK OF HAwAII.


LIMITED.
incorporated under the Laws of the
Territory Of Hawaii
PAID UP CAPITAL 100000
RESERVE $4,000
UNDIVIDED PROFITS 100000
OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS.
Charles M. Cooke ....... President
y: Jones ...............Vtce President
=. n. Cooke ...................C ashler
=. =. Anterior 1890. Assistant Cashier
Henry Warehouse, Tom Nav. r. W.
Maciarlane, E. D. Tenney, ]. A. Me-
-Solicits the Accounts of Firms. Cor.
porations, Trusts, individuals. and win
promptly and carefully attend to IN
business connected with banking en-
trusted to 1t. Sell and Purchase For
e1gn Exchange, Issue Letters of Credit.
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.
Ordinary and Term Deposits received
and Interest allowed in accordaneo
with rules and conditions printed N
passbooks, copies of which may be haA
on application.
Judd Building. Fort street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15

The bank buys and receives for coli
lection Bills Of Exchange, issues
Drafts and Letters Of Credit and trans
acts a general banking business.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15
BIG-HEAD CHILDREN

BIG-HEAD CHILDREN
with long thin necks-you see
them in every school-want
SCOTS emulsion of cod-liver
oil, to build up their poor little
shrunken scrawny bodies.
School will be of no use to
them. Something will carry
them off.
They have no play in them.
There is no fun in playing,
when everybody else can run
faster, jump further, turn round
quicker, and keep on longer.
Big head is no harm; let the
body be big too.
Well send you little to try IL you like.
SCOTT & BOVINE, 4oo Pearl street. New York
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15
A
Family
Group!

We make a business Of taking pic
tures--make n feature OF art photo.
groups and the posing OF individuals,
and our work n the sort that insures
.isfaction all around.
Call and be convinced.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15

Well send you little to try IL you ike.
SCOTT BOVINE, 800 Pearl street, New York
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-15
ESTABLISHED IN 1853.
BISHOP & CO.
-Bankers-
A GENERAL. BANKING
AND EXCHANGE BUSINESS.

Commercial and Travellers Letters of
Credit issued, available in all the
Principal Cities of the World.
INTEREST allowed after July /, 1898,
on fixed deposits: days notice, 2 per
cent ~(this form will not bear interest
unless II remains undisturbed for one
month";; 8 months, 8 per cent: 6 months
31a per cent; IL months, 4 per cent.
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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-09-27
Has Returned.

Readers of the Reporter will remem-
Der a local that appeared in these col
umnS some time ago to the effect that
Elery Baldwin had sold his house and
lot in this city and removed to Wau-
paca where he had taken star route
from Waupaca to Pine River and
other points south. Well the star
route business fell through, and Elery
is back in Grand Rapids again with
his family. He promptly bought him
lot near Mr.. Kruger's residence on
the West Side and is erecting a COM
Portable house upon it.
There is something peculiar about
Mr.. Baldwin's leaving this city. He
has probably sold out and moved away
from Grand Rapids more times
than any other man that ever lived
in the town. He is good carpenter
and usually sells at good figure and
every time he comes back, he promptly
buys good piece of vacant property
and builds nice residence, goes on
with his work and is ready for the
next opening that presents itself, but
it gives us pleasure to state with a
reasonable degree of certainty that
the Rapids will probably always be
his home town.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-09-27

hypnotized into patropizing these
renegade peddlerS who pay none of
your taxes nor give aid in any manner
to the upbuilding of your home town.
They do not buy the produce of your
farms nor will they give you credit.
Your cash must accompany your order.
while your home merchant carries you
on his books. Go to your merchant
and ask him to duplicate the order YOU
gave the peddler, paying cash to him
for it, and you will find that he will
give you more and better goods than
this four-wheeled peddler ever thought
of giving you.
We have come to regard it as a
thankless task for newspapers to warn
people of the numerous fakes that are
again and again worked all over the
country. However the above is all true
and applicable. and We give room for
it because of its news features, and
hope it may do good.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-09-27
Big Load OF Rock.

A very pleasant time was had at the
farm home of Christopher Keough in
the town of Saratoga on Tuesday
September Is at which time a number
of the neighbOring farmers were pre-
sent. The occasion for this meeting
was the hauling Of rock for the foun-
dation walls of a new house that John
KeOugh is going to erect for himself.
OF the eleven loads hauled on this
day Henry Osterman hauled the larg-
est, which measured Il feet long, 20
inches high and feet 10 inches wide,
or 100 feet of rock on an S mile haul.
A fine dinner was served in Mrs.
KeOugh's best style and all voted it
excellent.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-09-27
Foot Ball.

| The first game of football to be played
here this season will take place next
Saturday morning at 1915 at the Fair
Grounds. The game will be between
| the High School team of Waupaca and
our own eleven. The Waupaca team
is exceedingly strong this year and a
very close game is expected.
The home team has been coached
| by W. L. Oswald, principal of
the 9Th ward school, Mr.. Oswald
held the position as full-back on the
| Milwaukee Normal team last year.
E. Mccarthy. the star quarter
back of the '97 and '9S team, also
assists the boys. Both speak favorably
of the team and say that if the boys
get good support they will play win
ming ball. The team this year is
composed of players from both sides
of the river which adds to the strength
of the team. The average weight of
the players is 145 lbs.
A. PodawiltZ who played end on
last years team, is holding his position
at right end. He is strong man for
the position and it is thought that he
will take anything that comes around
his end.
Z. Akey, will undoubtedly play left
end. He is lightin weight buta fierce
| tackler
The tackles, C. Trickey and O. Say
lOr, are both heavy men and they add
great strength to the line. He can
also be used for heavy line SmaShes.
Trickey, played center on last years
team and Savior is new man.
X. Kelly and A. Berard, as guards,
strengthen the line considerably, as
both are heavy men. Kelly showed
his ability as a guard in last years
team.
Fl. Sampson, captain of the team,
holds the position of center, and he is
hard worker in the line and much is
expected of him this year. He played
end in the team of '9S
The men back of the line are all
good men and no better material
could be gotten anywhere for these
positions.
T. Lipke. the new half-back, is MAX
ing wonderful advancement and it is
expected that he will stay at this
position.
G. Fritzsinger, the half-back on the
Centralia team last year, will undoubt-
edly hold the position of left half
back. He will play his position well
and will be played for long end runs.
HowardMcCamley, the new quarter
back is snoopy player and seldom
fumbleS the ball.
f. Bunge, the star guard of last
years team, is playing at full back.
He is great line bucker and is good
man in the interference. He will do
most Of the punting.
E. Brennan and J. Corcoran, Ander-
son, w. Corcoran and Jenkins are all
good football players and some of
them will be put into the game to
relieve the other players.
The line up of team is as follows:
Right End-A. PodawiltZ
Left End-C. Akey.
Right tackle-C. Trickey.
Left tackle-O. SaylOr.
Right Guard-K. Kelley.
Left Guard-A. Berard.
Center-H. Sampson. capt.
Right half-F. Lipke.
Left half-G. Fritzinger.
Full back-F, Bunge. '2
Substitutes-E.B Brennan, J. CorcOr-
an, Anderson, W. Corcoran, Jenkins.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-09-27
Repairs at Howe High School.

There has been some notable re-
pairs and improvements made in the
Howe High school building during the
summer vacation, which one accuS-
toned to visiting the building will
notice at once upon entering it.
New hardwood floors have been laid
in all the rooms. The patched and
ragged walls, that last year required
an artistic manipulation of pictures
to cover the most unSightly spots.
have all been thoroughly repaired and
nicely calcimined. New and very
convenient style of recitation seats
have been added to the recitation
rooms and labratory, and very useful
style of window shade now appears in
ali the windows. The repairs and i'm
provements were all necessary and the
interior presents almost new ap-
pearance.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-09-27
Released on Bail,

1t is reported that young Robbins,
the travelling man who shot a merchant
in Rhinelander recently has been re-
leased on a bail bond of $1,000. From
the current reports in local papers,
young Robbins was more sinned
against than SHINING. He merely
asked one of the lady clerks to 60 out
walking with him, and for this the
proprietor of the store kicked and
cuffed him. then followed him to his
hotel supposedly to continue the as
sault. when the young fellow in d pam
ic of fear drew his revolver and shot
his pursuer. Shooting is seldom just
itiable but in thiscaSe it clearly seemed
to be. To say the least the victim Of
the shooting used but little sense.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-09-27
Two Strawberry Crops.

J.O. Larson residing near the city
Informed us that he recently enjoyed a
dish of strawberries, being a second crop
picked from his vines. Who can beat
it?-Stanley Republican.
We can beat the above. Just listen:
D. G. Bailey, strawberry grower of
some note in this city, has been picking
berries off his vines ever since the 18th
day of June. Saturday, September
p, 1900, he delivered box Of the
"Enchance" variety to this office
that were beauties and it required
only fl to fill quart measure. Some
of his vines are still in blossom with
many green berries on them that will
not have time to ripen.