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and diseases arising from an impure
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RUSHING
BUSINESS DONE BY THE DEMO-
CRATIC CENTRAL COMMIT
TEE TODAY.

Several Vacancies Filled and More Va
cancies Made-Hans Olsen is the
Third Republican Who Was Nomi-
mated by the Democratic Conven-
tion-CharIes kuster to be Candi-
date for Mayor.
, 1900-10-11
W. s. PALMER,
Section Director.

Chicago, Oct. 11.-Forecast for
Wyoming:-Fair tonight and Friday
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Old pagers Ne Per hundred Il The
Republican o4eA 80
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Almost any form Of legal blank nay
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weekly Republican CIV n . ,.as.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

Emblemntic signs. consisting Of tools
and utensils Of trade. are Of q primitive
origia and b<C4 ne . AsOAAssiy b a,s 9ATe
ages to inform the fliterate Peh.ie Of the
particular business or occupation carried
on within. Thus gilt arm welding q
hammer informs US where the yoldbeater
lives. and the sign Of the golden fleece
was the emblemutic sign OF the draper
and tailor. One of the signs originally
used exclusively by apothccaries was the
well known mortar and pestle. these be-
ing implements for compromising drugs.
The ancient custom has not been en-.
tirely abandoned. aud numerous emblems,
such as the watch. the boot and others,
are still in vogue In many Of our large
cities and more especially in the small
towns and villages almost everywhere.
At a later period. as art began to ad-
vance and develop. there came a gradual
and growing demand for pictorial signs.
which ever since have become very popu.
lar and almost indispensable. Afterward
came the descriptive or written sign OF
today, which is the adopted standard all
over the entire world.-New York Times.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
INVESTOR OF LOG ROLLING"

Senator sawyer Originated That Ell.
Eec!tys Form of Legislation.
Senator Philetus Sawyer WAS the in
vcntor of that form of legislation known
as log rolling" 1t was the practical re-
suit of his ability to accomplish things.
He never cared for show. He never made
speech i'll his life, but no man enjoyed
the sensation of success more keeDly.
What he undertook he carried out, and il
he couldn't do it in one way he did it i'll
another. He had large share of that
faculty the Yankees call "contriyance,
which enabled him to devise means for
accomplishing his purpose that would not
have suggested themselves TO any other
man The LOG rolling" method of legis-
lation was suggested to him by the IA
miliar habits Of the lumbcrmen in his OWN
country, who help each other roll the logs
from the winter camp to the banks of
the nearest stream. where they can be
caught by the spring rise. 1t was the APP
plication of this nciShhorly practice which
enabled Mr. Sawyer to secure legislation
that could not otherwise have been pass
ed and he gave the method its name.
Wisconsin needed Il good deal Of legis-
lation when he first came to congress, and
Mr.. Sawyer secured more than any ~
other men could have done. He let his
bills accumulate until toward the end of
the session, when he would take up the
calendar and make nemorandums of va
rious measures in which influential men
in the house and senate were Interested.
Then he would call them together at his
house or ut his committee room and say:
"Boys, we've got TO do little log roll
ing il we get our timber to the mill this
session." The result would be an agree
ment to stand by each other and throw
all their combined influence in favor of 4
list of bills which he had made out and
handed to members Of the combine. The
work was conducted in secret and was al
most always successful, so that the ha3-
its of the Wisconsin lumberman now pre-
vail in every legislative body in the
world.
The river and harbor appropriation bill
originated in that way. Formerly sep
arate measure would be passed for each
river or harbor that required improve
ment, but under Mr.. Sawyer's log rolling
system the members OF congress Interest
cd in such appropriations organized
trust, which finally grew into regular
annual appropriation bill and a special
committee to frame it.-Washington Let
fer in Chicago Record.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
PARSoN, FOX AND HOUND.
The Man Who Was Short a Hound
Made tho Pnrson own Up.


The politician told me this story after
we had concluded the interview. He told
it to illustrate point in his interview.
No matter what the point was, the story
will apply to a great many points.
Our minister" said he, supplies for n
church over i'll the back part Of the town
and drives over there every forenoon.
The other day. in tho course Of his SER
mon in the back part of the town. he used
this illustration:
"'As / was driving here this morning,
BRETHREN he said 4 heard the deep bay
Of u hound OF ie hillside near. and. look
ing up. behcfd Il little fox running.
"'But though the fox was running hard
and fast the hound was making great
plunges through the snow and was gain
ing with every leap. and at last the hound
overlook the little fox, and that was the
end.
Titus, brethren, does sin with horrid
bayings pursue mankind, ready to Stay
and devour and destroy etc.
AT the conclusion OF the sermon there
came one to the pulpit and twirled his
hat in his hand and asked if he might
have few moments conversation with
the parson. So they reiterated to one side.
"'You spoke of seeing hound this
morning. elder said the man. Would
you mind telling me how that hound was
marked?
81 cant say that noticed replied the
minister. hemEling and having.
"'You see. elder, hare lost hound,
continued the man, and / thought you
might be able to help me little in find
ing him.
"'My dear man. said the elder,
Strengthening himself and pattng the
others shoulder. that was an imaginary
hound for the purpose of illustration
and" continued the politician. II
know something about these imaginary
hounds in politics. I've pulled my old
wallet many times to buy meat for EN-.
Lewiston Journal.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
A Mnddened RhinOccros.

Parker Gilmore i'll his book, Inc
Great Thirst Land" tells Of al expert
ence with wild animals in South Africa:
One night we had outspanncd rather
late, and the boys" had built an enor-
nous fire close by the wagon and. be-
tween eating Snd shouting. kept me
awake. Toward daylight this was still
going on, when l heard several eXclama'
tons of terror. l looked out of the front
of the wagon. The boys were flying he'll
ter ykeltcr everywhere, and rhinoceror
was trotting backward and forward
across the fire. tossing carcasses. SKINS
cooking utensils and blankets about as II
each of them contained somebody.
A red blanket seemed particularly to
take the fancy Of the irate beast. At II
he went and got his horn well into it.
But there it seemed to stick. The more
he shook his head the more tightly the
blanket wrapped itself about it. entirely
hiding his eyes.
He shook his head. paved with his fore
feet. lay down his clumsy length and
rolled from side to side. struggling in
vain to get free of the envciopins blnn-
ket. | laughed aloud at his grotesQue
antics
Suddenly he gave Il snort, bound and
a kick and started for the somber shad-
ows Of the forest. but he carried two
ounce bullet behind his shoulder. How
he escaped knocking that ornamental
headpiece Of his against A tree was q
wonder In the morning he was found
dead. The bullet had done its work.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
DID NOT cAAsTlsE HIS WIFE.
His Intentions Were Good, but the
Woman Weighed 800 Pounds.

Woman weighed 800 Pounds
"MRwnin, jcdgc."
He was an old understood darby with
lips like pair of purple radishes. He
had determined look in his eyes as he
shufiied up to the desk at the police court
the other day and DOTTED his hat with IN
air of old fashioned southern courtesy.
GOOD morning, Sam. What cum do
for you this morning." said the judge.
"a ies' wants to inQuiah what man
gets dat done whip his wife"
"He ought to be banged" said Justice
Hall severely.
but dat amt what wants to know.
ledge. / wants to find out what de SEN
tence O. dis cont am. Don't keer muffin
bout what he oughta git"
"Well, if man was brought up before
me charged with beating his wife l sure
y would give him the limit, and that
would be $50 and costs"
"But dispose u man had provocation.
jcdgc: dispose he was jest fohced to it.
what would it be!'
"lf the prorocation was very great. ]
might make it $10," admitted the judge.
"Das all right. jedgc: das all right. an
I'ze suah willin to pay dat fer de privilege
o knockin thundah out O. dat ole CONAN
mine. me LellON WcuE uOAu lukO
the pockets OF his ragged trousers and be
gan to haul out dimes. nickeis aud pen
MES and pile them up on the desk before
the astoniShed justice.
whats this for?" inquired the judge.
Oats to pay my fine, jrdgc. specs
to be befoh de cont tomawoh fer whippiD
my ole CONAN"
The judge put the money into mn empty
fohon,., no, and lanrhsa.l ,,ui.tir Tn HIM
| SELF
The next morning an old negro scarcely
recognizable az the one who had been in
the day before edged his way up through
the crowd Of prisoners before the Judges
desk. He had one arm in II sling, an eye
bound up and court plaster crossed IN
different parts Of his countenance. WIKI
the well hand he carried cane to steady
himself, MS one leg was sadly in need Of
repair.
His name was not on the docket, but
| he watched his chance and caught the
| judges eye.
"Mawnin, jedge."
Good morning, Sam. Did you carry
out your evil design OF yesterday"
"No. sab. jedge OATS jest what Use
come to tell you about. I'xe done changed
my min about whippin my ole 'ooFnan,
| an l'ze come to git my money back. De
ole 'eoman an me hnS done made mp. Dab
she am. jedge. dat la'ge. handsome lady
| in de reah o de cont
He pointed to a coiored woman that
weighed In the neishborhoOd of 300
| pounds and stood nearly six feet tall. who
displayed double row Of worries a. she
smiled broadly.
The judge gravely handed the old ne
gro the bag containing his $40. He said
| nothing. but watched the old fellow force
bis way painfully through the throng to
his waiting better half and deposit the
bag In her outstretched hand. Then she
took him BY the well arm with n not too
| gentle grasp and led him out Into the
| world.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

McPhun entered the club o few morn.
ings ago. his chin and cheeks plainly
showing that he was freshly emaneipated
from the hands Of the barber.
"Reen having u shave. old BanY" ask.
ed MacKan lazily.
'Yes. and had my hair cut too" was
the reply. Always have my hair. cut
when | have a shave"
And how often do you get shaved r
was the lnnEuid inquiry.
Every morning." answered MePhun.
And have your hair cut. too. every
day." said the other.
"Yrs."
Don't you find ii rather expensive?'
"So. Only costs twupcnre."
what? Only twoppncp for q shave
and lrairruttiug?"
That's ALL Barber couldn't shave me
without cutting my hair. don't you
know."-I.ondon Telegraph.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

A young married lady had just acquir'
ed new coach and a rev footman TO
match, relates the Scottish American.
'John." she said one day. I'VE will drive
out to make few calls. But shan't get
out OF the carriage: you will, therefore.
take the cards that are on my dressing
table and leave one of them ut each
house we stop at"
Every good. ma'am," answered John.
and he ran up stairs to fetch the cards.
After they had driven about a consid-
cradle time. and cards had been left at
large number Of houses, the lady re-
marked:
"Now we must call on the Dales, the
Framptons and ClarkCs."
I'VE can't do it," here broke in the
footman. in alarm; I've only the ace
of spades and the ten of clubs left"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
INTERVIEWING TOM REED.
A RepOrter's Account of How u
Didn't Succeed Ia Doing 1t.

Didn't Succeed Ia Doing 1t.
Did you ever have u newspaper report.
er tell you of attempts to interview Tom
Reed? Every reporter has u different
story. One Of the first assignments got
years ugo OH The Journal was to go down
to Portland and ask Thomas b. Reed a
few questions about matter on which 1t
was thought he would be willing to talk.
| had heard many yarns about Reeds
gruffncss with the gentle scribe that
when walked up his front steps in Port
land could better than ever before un-
derstand some of the trepidation Of Jack
the Giant Killer.
Mr.. Reed came down into the reception
room from up stairs some place. He had
on u dressing gown that made him Loom
like roscbush tied up on q frosty night
in fall. He carried 4 book in his hands,
the volume shut on a finger, and he was
beaming. was awfully surprised to zee
the radiance Of the good nature On his
face.
"Harr-dye do-o-o." says he. "Hario!
Sit down.
Sc I sat, and, inspired by the bland
benignancy of that round face. unfOlded
my crrand.
He listened placidly. When I had fin
ishcd. smip started from under his chin
and spread itself over his features. There
was no negative shake Of his head. There
was no frown of refusal. | could see
that he was going to talk. could feel
that he was going to be good for column
at least. 4 part of his rosy glow diffused
my being. | felt like sticking M thumb
in the armhole of my waistcoat. Mr..
Reed leaned forwerd confidentially.
"Frankly." said he with great hearth
ness, frankly, my dear SIR and he
paused impressivcly and then repeated.
Frankly | must tell you that I will not
state my opinions for the ear of the Lew
ist0n Journal. for-and think you will
agree with me in this-the Lewiston
Journal will 20 right off and tell some
body else, and that wouldn't be a nice
thing to do"
And then he sat down and beamed at q
greatly embarrassed young man.
But soierhow | couldn't return even the
dimmcst reflection of the smile. basEpd
there Il moment in the genial glow. and
then took my hand away from the door
knob on the outside Of the big door,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
lie Played.

A stage manager of varied experience
tells of Il rehearsal of the orchestra in u
small town. He tried hard to bring the
rural musicians into line and succeeded
fairly well except with the man who
played the flute. Finally the stage man
ager became desperate and exclaimed:
Look here, my friend, you stay out of
this. You're no good. and you can't
play"
The flute man calmly LSoked up and
made reply:
"If don't play, you don't. I'm the
mayor of the town, and I won't give you
q license"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
Advice to Literary A.pirants.

In submitting manuscript for publica-
ton in q magazine. the placing of the
authors full name and address at the
head Of the first sheet and the inclosing
Of return postage are universally accept
ed by editors as sufficiently indicating
the fact that the article is to be paid for
IL published, or to be returned to the AL
usually sent with manuscripts. but are
really superHuous unless some special ex-
plantation is necessary. A price should
not be put upon manuscript unless the
author has positively decided not to nc
ecpt any smaller amount.-Ladies' Home
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
A Draft Even There.

Mr.. Henry Furniss tells an amusing
story of Mr.. Justice Hawkins. TIL.
learned judge had horror Of drafts ant
used TO close up every Granny in hi
court. to the great discomfort of every
body. Meeting a brother judge. the Int
ter said: "Oh. Hawkins. ! had friyhtfu
dream the other night. dreamed yol
were dead and taken to Working to be ere
mated. l cost the last train down and
bribed an official to let me peep through
one of the loopholes of the crematorium
All that l saw was heap Of ashes, but
heard voice cry out: Shut the door
Heating There's draft here, Lion
don News
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

An American in Italy for the FIRST tim,
was entertained by IN American resident
II that enchanting or Disseminating coun
try. just rs you choose.
We'll" said the visitor at parting
"there's one thing In Italy that covers 4
multitude OF sins"
Whats that?" eagerly demanded the
other.
The sky" said the visitor.-Ney Y9fi
Sun. -
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

New Consumer-How do you measure
gas?
Gas Clerk-Py the foot. sir.
New Consumcr-But our gas is never
turned up over three inches.-philadel-
ohia Record
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

o I'm very fond Of whist" said Mr.
Meekton. Henrietta and l play it 6
great deal"
II have just been reading up on th'
game"
Il never look at such books. They az
feet me like downright impertinsncs. Ths
men who wrote some Of them ysF@ a
think they know more about the tamt
than Henrietta does. "-Washington Star
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

SUNDAY TRAINS.
Sunday trains leave Baltimore for Delta and
intermediate stations at $50 A. M. and 4.O0
p. NJ, stopping at Eel Air at 10 a. N. and $50
p. NJ. They will leave Cardiff for baltimore
and intermediate stations at $50 i. N. and
$50 stopping at Rel AT a. 75 LII; A.
Bel Air for Baltimore and intermediate sta
tions at $40 2. NJ, and Baltimore for Bel Air
at 800 T. M, arriving at Bel Air at 8 p. ID.
and Baltimore $40 P. NJ.
J. X. KLINEFKLTER,G Gen. Pass. AGt.
w A MOORE. Gent Manager,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

Far away from civilization gesture Ian
guage is still! extant in Australia. Some
of the tribes possess such an excellent
code that it is almost as efficient as the
spoken language.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
ne, Esls:aqd,.1 ptelliespcer.
BEL AIR, ND. JUNE %, 1900.
CAPRiCE.

A crowned Caprice is god Of this world;
On his stony breast are his white wings turted.
No car to listen, no eye to see,
No heart to feel for a Man hath he.
But his pitilcss arm is swift to smite,
And his mute lips utter one word OF might;
Mid the clash Of genller souls and rougher
"WronG must thou do or wrong must suffer-"
Then grant. q dumb, blind god at least that We
Rather the sufferers than the doors bel
Grant Alien in Lower Slopes"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
An Inventory of Arms, 1923.

One culverin, four demiculverins, four
sakirs, one minion, ladies for charging the
guns with powder, round shot of iron for
each class of gun, powder, match, long
pixies, plain white halberds, blackbills,
crows Of iron, field oxtrees, gins for rails
ing the guns, lead for shot, pickaxes, tan
ned hides, bondy barrels O. bulge bar
rels for powder; lanthorns, muskets, ban
doleers, molds, II longbows, II shcaves
of longbow arrows, cressets, cresset
lights, hand and draft ropes, shovels,
spades, sheepskins.-Notes and Queries.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
Spiteful.

What pretty way Lydia Peck has Of
dressing her hair. Something new, isn't
it?"
"Yes. She has bald spot coming over
her left ear."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22
Truly Cynical.

"He's very cynical in his comments on
some of the most successful historical
characters"
yes" answered Miss Cayenne; "to
him the corridors of time simply repre-
sent n grand overcrowded rogues' gal
Iery "-Woshinpton Star
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

In Great Britain there are said to be
nearly 300 religious sects. -
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

II h said that Varola, a surgeon Of 30
logna, discovered the optic nerve in 1879
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

A light of one candle power can be
plainly seen at a distance of one mile,
and one of three candle power at two
miles.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1900-06-22

One of the most remarkable things OIL
the north Pacific coast is the large mum
Der Of halibut in Alaskan waters. Small
steamers catch cargoes in o few hoa-1
time, ---------
Daily camera., 1900-05-29
FILIPINOS IN CALIFORNIA,
One q Teacher and Two Others Who
Stand High in Their Re.
spectiVe CallinKs,

Otherman Stevens, California jour.
nalist and writer of Down the Line"
in the Los Angeles Herald, has lately
been told from authentic information
of three Filipinos who many years ago
settled in the golden state. He begins
the story by saying that those who
consider the Filipinos just u little
higher than the brute animals may be
interested to know that there was one
of that nationality who for many years
was a prominent teacher in this state,
and that two others, while their sta
ton in life was humble. stood at the
top of the line in their respective call
what follows-authority that cannot
be doubted
He continues: "About IS years age
there came to Camulus two Filipinos.
One was a cook and the other d farm
er, and neither of them could be sur
passed i'll their work. The cook is
alive yet, though very old, and is sup
ported by the county of Ventura, eN-
cept when he desires to make his home
on the ranch, where a place is always
ready for him. The one who was the
farmer knew the art of agriculture
from top to bottom. No man Oh the
ranch before or after his time under
stood his work as well or could do it
better. Both of these men were pos
sessed of a remarkable entality, be-
ing capable in all ways Of holding their
own with men of any other race
This is interesting, but a more strik-
ing fact is presented by Mr.. Stevens
when he says that "eX-Senator S. NJ.
White, who made such courageous
and logical stand against the war; Col.
Smith. of the First regiment, and Fa-
ther McKennon, chaplain of the First
regiment, were all taught to write
when at college by Filipino in the
person of Prof. Fernandez, who held
the place of writing master at Santa
Clara college for many years, think,
until his death, which occurred only
few years ago. He was man Of
high attainments and charming per-
sonality. You know very large pro-
portion of the prominent men in this
state were educated at Santa Clara, all
of whom had Fernandez as a writing
teacher. Yet there are people who hold
that the Filipinos are not capable of
self-government and cannot be edu-
Gated because they have not the men
tai resources to enable them to meet
the requirements of citizens. 1t would
seem that men who make superior
farmers. cooks and college teachers
could manage to comprehend their du-
ties as citizens and might be found
equal to the responsibilities OF self
government"