Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-21

balloon ascension In view in order TO
attract public attention to our new
cooper shop, and others had 1t that he
had found way to dodge the state
tax, but II was all guesswork. There
was a tremendous crowd on hand
when evenin came, and the squar went
around rubbin his hands together and
smilln all over his face. When he had
got the crowd worked up to the pitch
where everybody wanted to die. fur
liberty, he called the meetin to order
and said:
"Feller freemen of Jericho, we hev
here beautiful town, salubrious eli
mate and populashun to be proud of.
We hev the best of water the lowest
Of taxes and skassly any use fur doc
tors. We hev the telephone, electric
doorbells and town pump. A stran-
ger would look around him and say we
needed nuthin else. But we do, and
that Is why l hev called you together
here tonight. We peed jest one thing
more to put Jericho ON the pinnacle,
and that is brass band"
"By John, but he's made a pint"
said Deacon Spooner as he whacked on
the counter with his cane. "Yes, sir,
Jericho needs brass band to boost
her, and I'm with the squar. Let us
hear what Moses Hopkins has to say
about It,"
"As I take It," said Moses, "a brass
band plays tunes, and I'd like to know
in advance what sort of tunes this
band is goin to play. If it's goin to
play THE Sweet BY and By then I'm
in fur band. If it's goin to play hi
diddle-diddle tunes, then I'm in it."
"Thats pint as fur as 1t goes" said
the deacon, "but 1t don't go fur 'nuff.
Enos Williams, you was In the hog
buyin bizness fur 20 years, and you
ought to know about brass bands.
What dyou think of the idea?"
"That depends" said Enos. IT don't
60 much on brass band that toots it's
wind all over town and wastes 1t on
the air. IF we had band that would
come down to the depot to meet me as
come In from Tarrytown, think I'd
kind Of like it,
"By John, but he's right, and he's
made p'intw shouted the deacon.
81 don't see the pint" said Squar
johnson as he colored up. "Why should
our brass band go down to the depot to
welcome a man who hain't never done
anything in particular fur Jericho?
Enos is good 'nuff man in his way,
but did thu outside world ever hear Of
him? Was he consulted about buildin
the new sewer or paintin the town
hall? has he ever laid awake nights
thinkln how this town could be boosted
to the top?"
''Enos, he's knocked your pint out
and made one ag'In you" said the dea-
con, "but we'll hear from some Of the
rest. How is 1t with you, Jabez FOw-
ler?'
81 can't exactly say till I know what
the band is goln to do" replied Jabez.
"My old woman Is mighty fond Of
brass band tunes which lift up the
heels, and If the bandit come over ia
my house three times week and give
us sunthin lively I'll chip in"
"Mebbe I'm mistaken in this crowd
said the squar as he looked around in
serious way. "Mebbe this is crowd
composed of freeborn Americans whose
forefathers fought at Bunker Hill, and
mebbe it's made up of men who'd stea
the statue of Liberty and sell 1t fur OLE
junk. To say that I am, .astonished
does not half express my feelin's."
''Thnt selln the statue of Liberty II
a pint, aud a strong one" said the
deacon, "but what we want Is free
expreshun of opinion. Jube Hornbeck
er looks as If he wanted to say sun
thin"
"Pd like to ask the squar," said Jubt