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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
IL the reader of this should chanca 1

If the reader of this should chance to
know OF any n who is subject to at
tacks of bilious collie he can do him no
greater favor than to tell him of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
remedy. 1t always gives prompt relief.
For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10

f. 3. Thirkleld, Health Inspector OF
Chicago, says, "Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
car not be recommended too highly. 1t
cured me Of severe dyspepsia" 1t di.
gests what you eat and cures indigestion,
heartburn and all forms of dyspepsia.
Ireland's Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
HE FOOLED THE SURGEONS.

HE FOOLED THE SURGEONS.
All doctors told Renick Hamilton, Of
West Jefferson, o., after suffering Is
months from Rectal Fistula, he would
die unless a costly operation was per-
formed; but he cured himself with five
boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, the
surest Pile cure on Earth, and the best
Salve in the World. rs cents a box. Sold
by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
A Tough Proposition,

She-Why do they call love the ten
der passion" do you suppose?
Helm sure l don't know; It's the
toughest thing that ever happened to
me.-Yonkers Statement.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10

~ had a terrible cougl
over a year ago and coult
to stop it. or even to d.
of good" writes ]. M
of Cameron, Screven Co.
CHANGED to see an adver.
yours, and forthwith
bottle of your invaluable
Medical Discovery Be-
taken half a bottle I was
WE'LL"
Winter before this, my
oldest boy (who is now
nearly Eve years old),
had a terrible cough ; he
had 1t the whole winter
and all summer. Ply
sicians did him no good,
and nothing my wife and
! could do did him any
good. After your Dis
covery' had cured me SO
quickly I wrote my
wife to bring him
back fir o m t h
country, she having
carried him there to
see if the change
would do him good.
We were living in
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
Specifies for Heart Trouble.

A volunteer in a Colorado regiment at
Manila has been cured Of suffering by
being shot through the throat, by a
Mauser bullet.-Exchange. Another fell
low in South Africa has been cured Of
love by being shot through the heart by
some other sort of old projectile.-
YonkerS Statesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10

L. I. Travis, Agent Southern R. R.,
Selma, Ca, writes, II IAN not say too
much In praise Of One Minute Cough
Cure. In my Ease 1t worked like q
charm" The only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. Cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, and all
throat and lung troubles. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
The City Strain.

II met our bookkeeper out on his
wheel Sunday"
WAS he enjoying HIMSELF"
II couldn't tell; he had on his week
day expression. indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
AcKER'S DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
SOLD on

Positive guarantee. Cures heartburn,
raising Of the food, distress after eat
ing or any form of dyspepsia. One lit
tie tablet gives immediate relief. 25
cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
The Savage Bachelor.

At least, said the Sweet Young Thing,
women live longer than men. That
shows they lead better lives.
l dunno whether they live longer or
not, said the Savage Bachelor. l know
they stay old onger.-Indianapolis Jour
nal,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10

Lewis Dennis, Salem, Ind, says, "Ko.
dol Dyspepsia Cure did me more good
than anything I ever took" II digests
what Yout eat and can not help but cure
dyspspels and stomach troablss. Ire.
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
THE G sYsTEM
Peoos Valley B Northeastern Ry.
Peoos b Northern Texas Ry.
Pecos River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, in the way Of rates,
time and shipping co~nveniences. Good
water and shipping pens at all principal
points.
Excellent pasturage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line.
Full particulars promptly furnished
upon application to-
p. w. MAIrtNDEL1, D. n. NIc1oLs,
Actg. 9. F. 4 p. A. General Mgr
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad, NJ NJ.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
YanidlY Yafroua.

Professor-State the difference be.
tween q pessimist and an optimist.
Pupil-A pessimist is one who hopes
that all troubles will come to others, and
an optimist Is one who believes that all
good things will come to himself.-Town
Tones.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10

THE leading man has such an orIgi.
nal way Of making love-"
Eyes; l wonder he doesn't have It
patented. "-Philadelrhia Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
After Taking.

Say, I've got a new story on Brown"
(Tell it,
Eyes, that's a new one-on Brown. 1t
vas on Jones when you told 1t to me be-
fore."-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10

The modern and most effective cure
for constipation and all liver troubles
the famous little pills known as DeWitt's
Little Early Risers, Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
Because It Was Juicy.

The waitress-Did you eve see a cake
walk, Bridget?
The cook-Yes, indade; m I've seen d
pie rnn.-Philladelphia Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
MOKl TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE.

Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
Of the skin, producing a perfect COM
rlexion, or money refunded. rs cts. and
20 cts.
For sale at FiScher'SI drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
Natural to Ask.

Mrs. Dimpleton-I am worried to
death about baby.
Dimpleton-Is there anything the
matter with him?-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10

Paper for ~typswrttsrs In quantities to
suit ct low prices Ut ~ New Mexican
printing once.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10

covery? What will those cold star rays
do for the sleepless sufferer who coughs
and burns the long night through
A far greater discovery for the sick is
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
a remedy which has cured thousands
of such sufferers. Obstinate and deep
seated coughs, bronchitis, weak and
bleeding lungs and other conditions,
which, if neglected, lead to consump-
ton, are permanently cured by Golden
Medical Discovery" 1t contains no alco-
hol or other intoxicant, neither opium,
cocaine nor other narcotic
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10

Only on Listening Terms.
Are you on speaking terms with Mr..
Chatterbox?"
mo, merely on listening terms
Philadelphia North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
Not q Blood Relation.

Are you a son Of the American Revo-
luton?
No; l an a son.in-law.
How's that?
Oh, one of the Daughters OF tho Anne
rican Revolution swooped down on me
and married me.-Indianapolis Journal.
Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware
of counterfeit and worthless salve Of
fered for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
DeWitt's is the only original. An in
fallible cure for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
Non.Iutsrchanpsab1e Terms.

"We can be friends,,' she said softly.
Then I'VE cal never be man and
wife," he answered dismally. -Phila-
delphia North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10
AckeR's ENaelsH REMEDY WILL STOP

COUGH
At any time, and will sure the worst
cold in twelve hours, or money refund
ed. Is cts. and 80 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10

new star a fitting name, and
records the addition to the
sum of human knowledge
gained by this discovery.
Yet of what small profit TO
humanity at large is this dis
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-10

When a new star floats into the field
of vision of some watchful astronomer,
the world honors the discoverer, gives the
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24
a SMART SCHEME.

w. A. Clark, the United States
Senator from Montana who has
been attracting so much attention
and newspaper space, has again
broke out in fresh space. His
case has been before the Senate for
several months and bitterly con
tested, because he spent so much
money 10 secure his election that he
was about to be turned out of the
Senate, not so much on the grounds
or bribery, etc, but principally be-
cause he is a Democrat, and such
things are not allowed in a Demo
crat, and no one but Republican
is expected to get his seat in this
way. When Clark found he had
fought to finish in the Senate, he
put up very slick job on that old
set of frauds as well as his enemies
at home. Governor Smith, of Mon
tana, was one of his bitterest oppo.
nents, but the Lieut.. Governor, A.
+. Sprggs, is a strong friend of
Clark's, so it was arranged by the
friends OF the latter to get Smith
ont of the State for a few days, and
ne was employed to 60 to California
to look up some land titles, as he is
a lawyer and expenses cut no ice
with Clark, as he has money to
burn. While Smith was out of the
State the Lieut.. Governor was act
ing Governor, and Clark resigned
his seat in the Senate, thereby Gre
ating a vacancy, which the Gov
ernor had a right 10 fill by appoint.
ment, and Spriggs promptly APP
pointed Clark to the vacancy. The
u. S. Senate had decided that his
election by the Legislature was lille.
gal because Of bribery, but they are
bound to admit that his oppoint.
ment now is legal, and so be has
headed off the whole u. S. Senate
and lot Of bitter enemies at home
besides.
However, the matter is more com.
plicated than ever now, as Governor
smith was so mad upon his return
home that he refused to recognize
Spriggs' appointment, and made one
Of his own, appointing man named
Martin Maginnis.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24
WEsT yIRGINM uNIyEnsIrY.
The Summer Quarter Begins June DIST
and Ends September Isl.

Courses will be given in almost all
subjects. In addition to the regular
courses there will be large number
Of free entertainments and special
lectures and courses by eminent
specialists from other institutions
such as President Gunsaulus Of Ar.
mour lnstitute,s President Draper of
the University Of Illinois, President
Mendenhall Of Worcester Polytcch-
mic institute, President Thwing Of
Western Reserve University. Prof
Scripture Of Yale University. and
President Bashford Of Ohio Yves
lcyan University.
Teachers viii end courses that
will exactly meet their wants. sum.
mer Quarter work counts toward a
degree the same as work in any
other quarter Expenses arc low.
The circular announcement will
be sent free upon application to
JEROME II. RAYMOND, Pres't.
Morgantown, w. Va.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

The Taylor county Republicans
held their Primary election Tuesday
Of last week and had a red hot time
over IT, The result was as follows
For House of Delegates ". r.
Handley.
For Sheriff y. +. sayrc.
For Prosecuting Atlorney-B. +.
Bailey.
For Clerk County Court Lewis
Kitzmiller
For Assessor East District Luth-
er Raymond West District, N. NJ.
Tut.
For County Surveyor J. Howard
Gather.
For County Commissioner Ira
+ Robinson
For Justices, Grafton District-J.
O. Jaco and j. w. Wells.
For Coustablcs, same district
G. v Painter and Altman Hathaway.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24
PiTzER PITCHES IN.

Here is an interesting opinion
from high Republican authority on
Dayton's chances for &c. election,
and as il makes good reading VIC
publish it for the benefit of the
Daytonites in Preston II is an
editorial from Grant Piizer in the
Martinsburg Herald and he goes for
Jim Holt Of the Grafton Sentinel,
because he gives up the fight for his
brother, the Judge
Look here, Brother Holt, of the
Grafton Sentinel, Berkeley county
will do her very best to elect the
Republican ticket, no matter who
may be nominated for Congress.
But why will you Office holders
force on us a man who has crucifled
the Republican party in Berkeley
county, who lost us over eight hun
dred votes in these three eastern
panhandle counties, and came very
near being the cause of your own
county of Taylor going Demo
craticS Why are you now trying
to stab your own brother in the
back ? Great Jupiter, is small
post-oftice TO destroy mans com
mon sense and political capacity ?
We do not want a man nominated
who is half defeated before the
polls are open. We are loyal Re
publicans here, and will do our
best. But beware how you trifle
with the people. The Republican
party is not one man party.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

1t seems that the Marion county
Democrats have brought such pres
sure to bear on Hon. Owen S. Nc
Kinney, of Fairmont, for Legislative
candidate, that they have about
taken him out of the race for Con-
gress. His friends had been push
ing him for this high office, and it
was understood that he would ac-
cept, but the Legislature is consid-
cred by many as the most important
thing in the fight this campaign, and
the Democrats are bringing out the
strongest men they can get in all
the close counties.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

The ubiquitous Nathan w.
fitzgerald, was one Of the delegates
from West Virginia 70 the regular
PopuIisl convention at Sioux Falls.
Ills course in that convention
proves him TO have been one Of the
most level headed men on the floor.
When it came time to trot out a
candidate for Vice President, Fin.
gerald trotted into the ring that
famous old Democratic thorough
bred Adiai j.. Stevenson, and To-.
sisted that De was the strongest man
who could be named. But for The
Intervention Of a woman delegate.
who Immediately denounced Fit.
gcra.d's effort as the hand Of Cor.
man, be might have stampedcd the
convention 70 Stevenson. This
goes 20 prove the old charge that a
woman always appears in a political
convention az the wrong time. ~
Charleston Gazette.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

We understand that jeff Lipscomb
is seriously thinking Of leaving Par
sons and migrating further into the
interior on account OF the prosper
ity that has struck that place The
hum and hustle Of business is too
hard ON bis nerves and wakes him
up too early in The mornin,. left
should move back 90 ST. George
and run for Mayor Of that town.
lie could open out an Office on the
Main street and practice his six days
Of rest out Of tie week 10 his hearts
content We understand that he
claims there should be six days Of
rest instead Of one 10 the week. and
consistently practices what he
breaches. Since the Pulp Min and
Rev. KiIdow have both located AT
Parsons, 10 is too much for Jeff. and
be has taken down The mouos. "By
Industry we Thrive" and Salvation
is Free" and hung up, In The
Midst Of Life we are in Debo and
Jesus Paid &c AL" However. the
campaign may keep JEFF .n Iue m
the big Republican excursion 80
yember Oh on the Marx Hanna
Salt River Packet.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

In the First district Capt. Dow
enor and John A.. Campbell are hav-
ing red-hot fight for the Repub
lican nomination for Congress, and
have nearly come to blows several
times. Out at West Union last week
they had joint debate and attacked
each other so savagely that the con
vention broke up in a row and a
battle royal was only ayerted by
cooler heads, who separated the prin-
cipals and got Dovenor away, leav-
ing Campbell in full possession OF
the kopje, while the Captain was
treeking homeward.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24
DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION
no Nominate State Ticket, Parkcrsburg,
wednesday, June 9Th.

The Democratic State Conyen
ton will be rouser this time, with
about one thousand delegates. Pres
ton county should turn out a full
delegation. Reduced rates on the
b. * O. Apply at any ticket Office.
Our delegation should go down to
Parkersburg, Tuesday evening, tte
5th, on No. SIS, which comes to
Terra Alta about FIVE O'Clock. and
Tunnelton $40, and be in Parkers-
burg ready for business next morn
ing. Ii you wait till Wednesday
morning, you go on No Z, which
will be due at Tunnclton at $40
under the new schedule, and al
Terra Alta about an hour earlier.
and get 70 parkersburg about one
O'Clock. Our delegates will hardly
be able to get home before Friday
anyhow. There are number Of
good hotels in Parkersburg, among
them the Van Wrinkle, Blenner-
hassett and Jackson, at So. 90 per
day, and the Palace, Commercial
and Ormond at about 81 90 per day.
We herewith republish list of
the delegates and alternates from
Preston county, as selected by the
convention held here May 5th, so
that all may know and be sure to
get ready to attend. The afternoon
train leaves Kingwood at ais and
connects with the evening train for
Parkersburg at Tunnelton, so that
parties can set here from anywhere
in the county that day in time for
that train.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

Since the grip or la grippe has
been laying around and gripping so
many of our people again and caus-
ing much sickness, and even death,
we have thought it good time to
publish a well written description of
this malady and the way it works.
You will find the article on our first
page, and if you have ever been
gripped and layed out by this inn
ported Asiatic fend, you should ex-
anime this diagnosis carefully to see
if it is correct, and il you have so
far escaped, you should look it up
anyhow and be posted.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

The populisi National Conyen-
ton last week distinguished itself
by doing that which has never been
done by similar political body
before II nominated candidates
for President and Vice President,
neither Of whom are members of the
party nominating them.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

There is some satisfaction now
about the new schedule on the b &
@. FOR Kingwood people. For in-
stance, you can leave here in the
morning and 20 east as far as Cum.
berland and remain there three
hours and get back here at Gas that
evening. OR you can leave here in
the morning and go 70 Rowlcsburg
and get back 20 Kingwood before
ten O'Clock. West bound. you can
80 TO Grafton and remain over six
hours and gct back here The same
day o. you can 60 on as far as
Clarksburg and have a short time
there and several hours in Grafton,
and SET back here same day, and all
Tie above ON regular trains.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

Dayton will be renominated again,
just as The ARGUS has been pre-
dieting all the time. Two years ago,
when it was announced that he
would not ask for the Office any
more, THE ARGUS declared the
statement false and said that he
would be in the fight just as long as
he lived and was not defeated.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

Barker and Donnelly are the
Middle. Of the-road candidates for
the Presidency and Vice Presidency
of the United States, out when the
election is over a defeated candi-
date for sheriff in the average
county in the Western States will
be able to boast of receiving a
larger vote than they.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

Here is the list of delegates from
this State to the National Demo
cratic Convention at Kansas City
on July 4th. There are some very
prominent and well known men in
the list:
The delegates chosen are as
follows
First District--At Large, Jackson
V. Blair, of Doddrigde district,
Hon. John A. Howard, of Ohio,
and Dr. G. B. West, Of Tyler.
Second District-At Large.
Thomas Z. Davis, Of Mineral dis.
trict Stuart W. Walker, Of Berkeley,
and Samuel V. Woods, Of Barbour.
Third District-At Large Joseph
/. Chiffon, of Kanawha district,
y. w. ST. Clair, Of Fayette, and
John d. Anderson, Of Nicholas.
Fourth District-AtLarge, G. w.
Campbell Of Cabell district, J. G..
McCluer, Of Wood, and RI. +. Spill
man, Of Mason
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

The regular Populist party, or
Fusionists, as they are called since
their fusion with the Democrats.
held their National Convention at
Sioux Falls, South Dakota, recently.
and nominated Bryan for President
and Congressman Chas. A. Towne,
Of Minnesota, for Vice President.
Il was understood. however, that
the latter would be Withdrawn if he
was not acceptable to the Demo
cratic National Convention at Kan.
sas City, and another man was
nominated, as the Fusionists desire
to heartily support the Democratic
National ticket, but were compelled
TO make a nomination TO hold their
forces in line. It Is understood
with Mr.. Towne and the other lead.
crs that he will Withdraw in favor of
the Kansas City nominee for the
Vice Presidency. We received this
information from Col. Nat Ward
Fitzgerald, the Populist leader in
West Virginia, who lives in Icner
son county and was right in the
midst Of the Democratic Convention
at Charles Town last week. lie had
just returned from the Sioux Falls
Convention, where be represented
West Virginia and delivered an ad.
press. The Colonel is anxious to
get into the harness again, and ex.
poets TO be at the Kansas City Con
yention also.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

Over at Loeb Lynne Heights, the
new summer resort near Mt. Lake
Park, the administration OF NUM-
cipal Justice will be highly colored
during the ensuing term, all on ac-
count of a joke. The town election
came off last week, and just for fun,
some of the boys got out a ticket
composed of darkeys for the NUM-
cipal Offices, and there was so little
interest taken in the election and
such a light vote out, the colored
ticket was elected.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

Several eminent gentlemen have
been trying to get into the race for
the Republican nomination for State
Supt. of Free Schools, but none OF
them can Russell Trotter.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-05-24

The Boer ENJOYS who arrived in
this country last week TO secure me-
diations if possible, have met with
enthusiastic receptions at New York
and Washington, but they will put
Mckinley in a bad hole when they
call on him, and he would like to
be out that day if possible. In the
delegation are Abraham Fischer, a
member Of the Cabinet Of the
Orange Free State, who is Chair
man C. IT, Vessels, Chairman
Of the VoIksraad Of the Orange
Free State, and a. DIV. Walmarans,
member OF Che Cabinet Of the South
African Republic. ! NJ De Bruyn
accompanies The commission as
Secretary.