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The Frankfort roundabout., 1900-12-08
Special ANNOUNCEMENT

Christmas. short time in which make
selection goods suitable for gift making All goods
are moderately priced This is good time for nspec-
M while the line Ia unbroken.
In addition TO dainty little novelties specially
selected invite attention complete stock of
staple and articles. which afford large of
selection for intending purchasers.
KodakS and Kodak supplies. Rochester
Lamps Picture Frames, Card Cases and
Pocket Books. Fine Perfumes, Velvet Balls,
GraphaphoneS and Supplies Triple Mirrors,
NunnalIy's ConfectIons Velvet MoaSSeS
49, %. Candy, Panoramic Views OF Frankfort.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1900-12-08

Finest layer figs, only l0c pound,
Saturday, Dec. g, at Langdon-
Greasy &c. l3-lt.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1900-12-08

"Mammy's" baking powder, y
pound can &c, Saturday, Dec. 8, al
LangdOn-Creasy Co. 13-1t.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1900-12-08

New cooking raisins, only l0c per
pound, Saturday, Dec. 8, at Lang
don-Creasy Co. l3-lt. -
The Frankfort roundabout., 1900-12-08
FOR SALE.

A splendid opportunity first class
drug store doing a good business; a
complete stock, $1,000, including
fixtures and soda fountain. Address
SS f. Main street, G. f. Heberbart,
Madison, Ind. | 2-ltE
Putnam Fadeless Dye Yellow is
fadeless to either sun
light, washing or bleaching, and
colors about twice as much goods
as others. l0c per package. Sold
by South & Longmoor.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1900-12-08
Erect Form

style 7O1, with 13 inch extra
heavy front steel, made of
white and drab jean and black
satine. Erect Form, style
702, Full gored and bias
cut, with 13. inch front steel,
and made of imported diamond
satine in all sizes. Price $3.50.
We also carry many other
styles and shapes. Our prices
are reasonable.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Don't Talk Too Much.

A very clever wOman-clever because
she knew how to hold her tongue-was
once heard telling a friend in confidence
when asked why she had not taken part
in q conversation OF the previous even
ing in which nearly every one had Joined
that she had kept quiet because she was
ignorant of the subject under discussion.
"!Vhenever ! am not thoroughly informed
on a subject and feel incapable of talk
ing intelligently, why, | just hold my
tongue. | believe | have the reputation
Of being a good talker, but il | talked
about what I did not understand I should
soon lose it," But, then, one appears so
stupid to sit still and say nothing when
every one else is talking was the reply.
III do not mind that in the least" she an
swered. II am willing to run the risk"
This establishes an excellent precedent in
the art Of conversation. If one finds one.
self suddenly and without warning sur
rounded by a lot of people who know it
all" it is far better to keep silent than to
launch forth into the discussion Of an IN.
explored subject.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Notice Of Bids for Bonds.

The commissioners of Sierra county,
New Mexico, will receive bids up to and
including the Cd day of April, 1900, at 10
o'clock a. M, for the sum of sixty thou
sand dollars $3.50. 000) of %refunding bonds
of said county of Sierra, which said
bonds will be issued by the commission
ers of said Sierra county for the pur-
pose of %refunding $4,000 current ex-
pense bonds of said county, issued in
1889; 5000 funding bonds issued in
1889; the bonds to be issued will bear
interest at the rate Of 4 per cent pei
annum, and be redeemable after twen-
ty years form date Of issue, and abso-
lutely due and payable thirty years
thereafter.
The right to reject any n all bids
is hereby reserved, and bidders will be
required to deposit with the treasurer
Of Sierra county a certified check for
the sum Of five hundred dollars as a
guarantee that the bonds will be taken
and the money paid If their bid is c
cepted, and to be forfeited to said coun-
ty in case they fail to carry out their
agreement.
JAMES DALGLISH,
Chairman Board Of County Commits
sioners.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
He Hanged Him.

'Thar's one er them agents what sells
clocks on a credit wants to see you right
off" said a new farm hand.
Hang the agent" exclaimed the far
mer, II don't want to see him or his
clocks!'
The new farm hand had vanished, and
did not return for an hour.
When he put In an appearance he
asked:
"Whar bouts roun' here does the cor
oner live?"
What in thunder does you want
with the coroner?"
WELL" said the new farm hand, taxi
Ing a seat on a stump and wiping the
shirt sleeve, II hanged him!"-San
Francisco Examiner.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

There is no better medicine for the
babies than Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. Its pleasant taste and prompt and
effectual cures make it q favortte with
mothers and small children. It quickly
cures their coughs and colds, preventing
pneumonia or other serious conse.
quences. 1t also cures Group and has
been used in tens of thousands Of cases
without a single failure so far as we have
been able to learn. 1t not only cures
Group, but when given as o 0 as the
croupy cough appears, will prevent the
attack. In cases of whooping cough it
liquefes the tough mucus, making 1t
easier to sxpectorate, and lessons the
severity and frequency Of the paroxysms
OF coughing, thus depriving that disease
OF Gil dangerous consequences. For
sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Wireless Tele Eraphy.

The recent wonderful accomplish
ments in wireless biography bring to
mind forcibly the value of electricity.
1t is probable that much work will be
saved by means of this subtle fluid.
There is no limit to its possibilities. APP
piled to material objects, 1T causes them
to move as with life, while without 1t
the human body cannot be strong and
healthy. The best means of filing the
body with vitality, is by the use OF Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. Lack OF life
in the stomach causes indigestion, dys-
pepsia, constipation, biliousness and
malaria. Any Of these symptoms means
the Bitters are needed at once. just
now, when the seasons are so variable,
it is particularly valuable, and a regular
dose will keep the bowels active and
healthy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
STORY OF A SLAVE.

To be bound hand and foot for years
BY the chains Of disease is the worst
'orm Of slavery. George D. Williams,
If Manchester, Mich, tells how such a
slave was made free. He says: my
wife has been 80 helpless for Ave years
hat she could not turn over in bed
alone. After using two bottles Of Elec-
trio Bitters, she Is wonderfully i'm
proved and able to do her own work"
This supreme remedy for female dis
eases quickly cures nervousness. sleep
lessness, melancholy. headache, back
ache, fainting and dizzy spells. This
miracle working medicine is a godsend
to weak, sickly, rundown people. Every
bottle guaranteed. Only so cents. Sold
by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
PREVENTED A TRAGEDY

Timely information given Mrs. George
Long, Of New S~traitsville, Ohio, pre-
vented a dreadful tragedy and saved
two lives. A frightful cough had long
kept her awake every night. She had
tried many remedies and doctors, but
steadily grew worse until urged to try
wholly cured her, and she writes this
marvellous medicine also cured Mr..
Long of a ver attack of Pneumonia.
Such cures are positive proof of the
natchless merit of this grand remedy
for curing all throat, chest and lung
troubles. Only SOC and $1.0O. Every bot
lie guaranteed. Trial bottles free at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
An Editors Life Saved by Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy.

During the early part Of October, 1896,
l contracted a bad cold which settled on
my lungs and was neglected until 1
feared that consumption had appeared
in an incipient state. l was constantly
coughing and trying to expel something
which l could not. I became alarmed
and after giving the local doctor a trial
bought q bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the result was immediate
improvement, and after I had used three
bottles my lungs were restored to their
healthy state.-B. s. EDWARDS, Pub
Usher Of The Review, Wyant, III. For
sale by A. G.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

II think l would 60 crazy with pain
were it not for Chamberlain's Palm
Balm" writes Mr.. w. H. Stapleton,
Herminie, Pa. II have been afflicted
with rheumatism for several years and
have tried remedies without number, but
Palm Balm Is the best medicine l have
got hold Of" One application relieves
the pain. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

ing that it is womanly TO seem Indifferent
to men who come accounting. In a meas
ure this is true, but there is a maidenly
modesty and reserve that wins far more
respect than any fippant rejecting Of
tender speeches ever could hope to.
1t delights a man to be gallant, and it
is always disappointing to a man not to
be allowed this privilege,
Hannis In st. Louis Republic.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Before Company.

Chairman Board Of County Commits
sioners.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Couldn't Place Him.

McJtgger-What sort of a man is he?
Do you know?
Thingumbob-I'm not sure. He's
either from Utah or Chicago, / can't be
certain which. l heard him talking
about another man yesterday to whom
he referred as lone Of my wife's former
husbands or lone Of my wives former
husband" / couldn't catch 1t exactly -
p~hiladelphia Press,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
1T SAVED HIS T.

P. A. Danforth, of La Grange. Ca,
suffered intensely for six months with
a frightful running sore or his leg, but
writes that Bucklen's Arnica Salve
wholly cured 1t in ten days. For Ulcers,
Wounds. Burns, Boils, Pain or Piles It's
the best salve in the world. Cure guar
anteed. Only CSC. Sold by Fischer &
Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware
OF counterfeit and worthless salve Of
fsrsd for DsWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
DsyVittb u the only original. An IN.
feliibls sure for pile6 and Ill skin dfs"
eGAes. Ireland's PhArmecv.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
INIT"

Hon. Marc Antony was addressing
the populace in the Forum. The au-
dience was with him. He hitched up
his toga with his left hand. and made a
sweeping gesture with his right. Then
he exclaimed:
For Brutus Is an honorable mani"
Then he stage-whispered the sonor-
GUS Latin equivalent for "Nit!"
Such Is sarcasm In the classics
Baltimore American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
His Alert Suspicion,

ibid you say the man who talks OF
coming to this place has money to
burn" said the citizen who had been
complaining about the way things are
run.
Yves, sir; that's the phrase l used;
money to burn"
well, we don't want him. l can see
through him. He's one of these OPP
pressors. He wants to burn all the
money he can git his hands on, SOS to
make it shington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
OistinOtiOn.

II don't blame you for dischargtng
your maid" said the friend. "She
wasn't worth her salt"
"All that I objected to-" said Miss
Cayenne, twas her fiery temper. She
was worth her salt, but she wasn't
worth her Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Mike all Over.

Mr.. Duffy-Mrs. Kelly, 1t pains me to
inform yez that yure hoosband has iist
been blowed oop boi a doinamoite car
thridge. We found his head in wan lot,
and his body In another lot, and his ligs
in another lot, an his arms and feet In
another lot.
Mrs. Kelly (proudly)-Begorrah! that's
Moike all over.-Harper's weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Apparently.

Teacher-What animal contents it.
self with the least amount OF food?
Pupil-The moth.
Teacher-Wrong. On the contrary,
the moth is a very greedy animal.
Pupil-But it eats nothing but holes.
IN. Y. World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

II am indebted to One Minute Cough
Cure for my health and life. 1t cured
me Of lung trouble following grippe"
Thousands owe their lives to tho prompt
action Of this never failing remedy. 1t
cures coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis,
pneumonia, grippe and throat and lung
troubles. Its early use prevents con-
sumption. 1t is the only harmless rem.
dy that gives immediate results. Ire.
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
FatuOus.

Harold" murmured the beautiful
maiden, shyly, IAN | the only girl
you ever told you lovedP"
II will tell you the truth, dearest"
answered the manly youth. leaning
fondly over her. "You are not"
Il think you might have lied a lit
tie, Harold-for me-" she said, turn.
ing tearfully away.--Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Justified.

Yes, she had sent the other woman
the poisoned caramels through the
mails; she did not deny 1t.
II hate her!" cried the defendant, her
dark eyes flaming Indignantly. ~ had
reason! For once we went shopping to.
gether and l insisted on paying the car
fares for both of us and she let mel"
Here her voice rose to a shrek, while
the jury, composed entirely of women,
burst into tears and brought in a verdict
of not guilty without leaving their seats.
Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
YOUR FACE

Shows the state Of your feelings and
the state Of your health as well. I'm
pure blood makes itself apparent in q
pale and sallow complexion, Pimples
and Skin Eruptions. II you n feeling
weak and worn out and do not have a
healthy appearance. you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. It cures all blood
diseases where cheap Sarsaparillas and
so-called purifiers fail: knowing this.
we sell every bottle on . positive guar
antee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
NJ eds to % Edited.

where's that music Dolly was play
ing this morning. asked Mr.. CumroS.
son the piano." answered his wife;
"what do you want with it?"
I'm going to fix it up. l got Dolly to
show me the marks that mean repeat
and I'm going to take this eraser and
rub 'em out. "-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
His Point of Q

Don't you think the stage is becom.
ing sadly immoral?"
"Not necessarily" answered Mr..
S%tormington Barnes. But 1t does
strike me that the taste of audiences is
becoming more depraved every season"
-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Wise Provision. of Nature.

"See how beautifully Nature pro.
vides for emergencies" remarked Mr..
Frisbie. Just before a big war there
~ always many more births of boys
than Of girls"
"And see what large families
there r in the feud districts of Ken
lucky" added Mr.. Dinsmore.-N. Y.
World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

j. l. Bevry, Loganton, Pa, writes, II
am willing to take my oath that I was
cured of pneumonia entirely by the use
of One Minute Cough Cure after doctors
failed. 1t also cured my children of
whooping cough" Quickly relieves and
cures coughs, c Ids, Group, grippe and
throat and lung troubles. Children all
like it. Mothers endorse it. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
THE PHCOs SYSTEM.
Psoos Valley b Northeastern BY.
Psoos d Northern Texas ny.
pocos River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, In the way of rates,
time and shipping c~onveniences. Good
water and shipping pens at all principal
points.
Excellent pasturage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line.
Full particulars promptly furnished
upon application to-
p. W. MARTuNDELL, d. b. NIczoLs,
Actg. g. F. q P. A. General Mgr.
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Not a Moment Wasted.

Husband-Please to hurry, or we
shall be late again! I wonder how
many years of your life you have wasted
in asking whether your hat was on
straight?
Wife-Hush! I have never wasted a
moment. Is my hat on straight now?-
Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

II the reader OF this should chance to
know Of any one who is subject to at
tacks of bilious collie he cal do him no
greater favor than to tell him OF Cham
bsrlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1t always gives prompt relief.
For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

G. H. Appleton, Justice Of Peace,
Clarksburg, N. j., says, "DeWitt's Little
Early Risers are the best pills made for
constipation. We use no others" Quick.
ly cure ell liver and bowel troubles.
Ire!and's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

l.. T. Travis, Agent Southern R. R.,
Selma, Ca, writes, ~ can not say too
much in praise of One Minute Cough
Cure. In my case it worked like a
charm" The only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. Cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, and all
throat and lung troubles. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
A Leading Question.

She-Charley, I heard to-day dim
inutive Jack Barnes had made 5000, 900.
He-Yes, Barnes Is a lucky man.
She-Well, but, Charley, why can't
you make $500, 900? You're twice his
si~ze.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Vegetables,

did you buy those cigars Of mine at
a cigar store?" he asked.
Certainly" she replied. "Where did
you think l bought them?"
II wasn't certain that you didn't get
them at your green grocer's."-Phila-
delphia North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
A IRON NERVE

BISMARCK'S IRON NERVE
Was the result Of his splendid health,
rndomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach. Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out Of order.
If you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power of
brain and body. Only CSC at Fischer &
Goa drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Made No Difference.

Growell I'm cheap restaurant)-Here,
waiter, are these mutton or pork chops?
Waiter-Can't you tell by the taste?
Growell-No.
Waiter-Then what difference does 1t
make which they are?-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

Employer-Whatd did Blinks ray when
you presented the bill?
Collector-Er-would you mind ask.
ing the lady typewriter to leave the
room while I tell you?-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
"There's nothing
half so sweet in life as
loves u dream"


ordained mans help
meet. But it was never
meant that loves dream
should have so sad an
~awaking. It is due
chiefly to ignorance
that young women are
so rudely a e II d
from the dream OF love.
They enter OIL the mar
ried state without phys
cal or mental prepare
ton. They are entirely
a W Of the great
physiological change
suggested by the one
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

Walker Dyes telling Of his success)
During the second act the audience
arose In a body.
Friend-Gee! Didn't any of 'em
come back for the next act, old man.
Chicago Inter Ocean,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
At q Chicago Function. >

"Dear me, I've brought only one piece
of music"
"Never mind, professor; play it over
again every time you are called on,
Nobody will notice it's the sa~me."-Chi-
cage Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Something Saved.

care you putting by something :or a
rainy day?"
eyes; every bright day / postpone lots
Of work."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

6he-Do you agree with the sentiment
that a woman is as old as she looks7
The Crusty Bachelor should insert
at least" before ''as old."--Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
On a Connecticut Train.

The Brakeman-Haddem?
Shaky Passenger-Only a little, but l
wish you'd stop that brindled musk OK
with the purple ears and forked tall
from staring me out of countenance.-
Harlem Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

Lewis Dennis, Salem, Ind, says, "Ko-
dol Dyspepsia Cure did me more good
than anything I ever took" 1t digests
what you eat and can not help but cure
dyspepsia and stomach troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Antithssis.

"How did you come out with your
little flyer in the stock MARKET"
"That wasn't a flyer" answered the
morose friend. THAT was a sinker."
-Waashington Star,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
And Now They Are Strangers.

Clara-That handsome young stranger
seems to have taken quite a fancy to
you.
Maude-Yes, but l can't imagine why.
Clara-Nor can 1.
Maude-You mean thing, how dare
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Never Met Such Polite Folk.

Ryan AN did yez foind tn Frinch tn
poloitest people in the wur-rld?
Shea (after his trip abroad)-oi did
that. Why, livery tonne Ord call down
wan av tn domb frog-aters, he'd hand
me his car-rd!-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
A Vicious Chan.

what kind of a man Is Tibbs?"
He's the kind that would kick all
automobile for getting out of gasoline
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

F. B. Thirkield, Health Inspector OF
Chicago, says, "Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
can not be recommended too highly. 1t
cured me Of severe dyspepsia" 1t d.
gests what you eat and cures indigestion,
heartburn and all forms Of dyspepsia.
Traland's Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Just 0usus.

do you know the meaning Of that
Latin motto IN the Prince Of Wales
coat Of arms?"
II never noticed II, but I s,poss II
must b. Everything comes 10 him who
watts "--chicago Timss-Hsrald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

Mabel-Why is. the lamp supsrduoas
In love-mahng?
Alice-1 suppose it's because love II
blind.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Smoke.

The chimneys that loom up SO high
Are like the men we know;
Outlines there's lots OF smoke above,
And little fire below.
CHICAGO Times-Herald,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

The modern and most effective cure
for constipation and all liver troubles
the famous little pills known as DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. Ireland's Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

'sWill you have some Of the sugar
cured ham? asked the landlady.
"What was 1t cured OFF" asked the new
bosrder suspiciously.-San Francisco
Examiner.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
Small Boys Conjecture.

Lady-Why, you naughty boy. l
nev heard such language since the day
I was born.
Small boy-Yes, | s'pose dcre
wus a good deal O. cussin' de day you
wuz born.-Pick-Me-Up
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19

Don't you see tn sign up there, mad
am? children In arms not admitted
That's all right mister. I brung this
one on my ack."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-19
AckeR's DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
SOLD ON

Positive guarantee. Cures heartburn,
raising Of the food, distress after eat
Ing or any form Of dyspepsia. One. lit
tie tablet gives immediate relief. Is
cts. and 50 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.