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The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16
FnR. SALE

BICYCLES reliable Monarch, at SIS,
$50, $40, $50, chaiHless $50; can't be beat
st. Paul Cycle Company. S24 Wabasha
CIGARS at wholesale prices; why pay
$3.50 for box of cigars, when you can
get just as good fer only 81 per box of
fifty cigars? Franklin Moon, Allegan,
Mich
SEWING MACHINE-For sale, cheap
sewing machine and extension table;
party leaving the city. M 152, Globe
in the choice of w A. Scott, ]. w. Ken
drick, w. 2. Clough, H. R. Williams, A.
B. Plough, S. C. Sdckney, George P. Ly-
man and E. Pennington
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16
CTHTRvOYENTs
MASSAGE.

ELITE bath and massage parlor, by
French lady, 800 s.. Peter Telephone,
POOP L 2; also furnished room.
FIRST-CLASS MASSAGE parlors and
fortune telling. Mrs. Thomas removed
to 457 ST. Peter st.
LAURA ELLISON, of Omaha, electro
magnetic and massage treatment,
sponge baths. 1141a West Third ST.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16
RIISTNRSS CHANCES

N~o~0-NN-N~o-~~~~~~~~~~O
a CHANCE to get a Monarch, $25 to $50.
See them at 324 Wabasha.
FOR SALE-A well-established and good
paying business; good reason for selling
X 1865, Globe.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16
FLATS F0R. RENT

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FLAT-FOr rent, modern, up-to-date fiat;
steam heat and every convenience; fine
Cedar
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

UNION DEPOT. SHIRLEY STHEEf.
Trains leave and arrive at st. Paul az
follows:
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16
FARM LANDS.

@N~NN@~0~NN-1@-0@~00ONN@-"~
5000 ACRES of farm lands in Clay, Nor
man, Becker, Polk, Red Lake and Mar
shall counties Mimi, for sale by the
American Mortgage Co. of Scotland,
Limited, of Edinburgh, Scotland Ad-
dress F. NJ. Thornton, Attorney, Ben
son. MINI
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16

LATEST improved gasoline lamp best
terms; retails $3.50; polished brass; beats
electricity; cheaper than kerosene.
Standard Lamp Co. Chicago.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16

Salesmen. salary from start;
permanent place. Brown Bros Co,
NurseryInen, Rochester. N. Y.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16

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AGENTS WANTED EVERY " HERE
Household novelty sells for cash; east
~ carried in, agents pocket; no com
petltlon no license; a rare, good thing;
write US. Sutlive Bros, Manufacturers,
Keokuk To-
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16

FIN NGJAL.
N~>~-o-~-o~~~~~~~O~-oN0-oo
MONEY FOR SALARIED PEOPLE.
TRANSACTION your SECRET and ours
Have you been deceived by others? WE
WILL PAY THEM UP You get credit
on your notes
Our ability to please you is beyond
question. Make your own terms.
THIRD FLOOR, Room 301,
New York Life Building.
CALL FOR TERMS on loans to salaried
people, or loans on household furniture,
planos, etc; they ,Je the lowest; no in
dorsers; easy payments confidential.
Minnesota Mortgage Loan Company. 81
Pioneer Pl ess building.
MONEY LOANED on life policies; or
bought. L. P. Van Norman, Guaranty
Building, Minnea polls.
MONEY LOANED on diamonds and
watches; low rates for large loans
George r. Holmes, Jeweler. lh East
Seventh st.
~ TO 6 PER CENT MONEY, with the
proved property in st. Paul and Mime
apolis. R. NJ. Newport & Son. Pioneer
Press Bldg, St Paul
AND PER CENT MONEY to loan on
improved property in St. Paul and Min
neapolis. V. G. Gilman. New York Life
Bldg.
WANTED to borrow 1920 on valuable
vacant property; will divide into sep
property; will pay commission. Z 1873,
Globe
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16

HOUSEWORK-Wan young girl to
sleep at home preferred 222 Arundel.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16

HOUSEKEEPER-W young lady
for housekeeper on farm three miles
from city. Address John Hoffman, 11SS
East Seventh ST., city
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16
HELP WkNTEn-FEMALEs.

~~-o-o~~Uo-oNo~O~~oo~-~~ ~-o~~@-o---o-~->~~-~~~O"
COOK-Wahted, second cook at the Car
endOn hotel.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-16

NJ. & St. L. Depot-Broudway & 4th.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
JEWISH DIVORCE
0r.nted According 20 tho EAbbinieaI
Law of the TnInnud.


A scene in real life recalling in soma
respects the famous enforcement de-
p!cted by Israel Zlngwil in his Chill
dren Of the Ghetto" was enacted in
Baltimore when Mrs Lena G. Wolf
was granted a divorce according to
raob!nlcal Law from her husband.
Maurice Wolf. says the Baltimore
Sun.
The trial took place at 553 West
Lombard street. the residence OF Rev.
Dr.. s. Shaner rabbi Of the Green staet
synagogue. 4 suit for divorce between
che couple Is now pending in the civil
courts Of that city. The old Talraudlc
law, however, requires those persons
who have been married according to
the orthodox Hebrew ritual to be d.
v0rced also by the religious law. For
this reason Mrs. Wolf insisted on Sc
curing the religious divorce
Had Mrs Wolf neglected TO get the
religious divorce she could not be re-
married by an orthodox rabbi. even IL
the divorce had been granted In the
civil courts. The Judges were assured
that the action IN the civil courts
would result in Mrs. Wolf being
granted a divorce. Mr.. Wolf was much
affected by the proceedings. and. be-
fore the trial was concluded, was so
overcome that he tainted.
Ten persons are required to be pres
ant at the trial for a religious divorce
Three of them serve as judges The
.v4gyag a tho t-iaI yI-a-a pay NJ ENaE
Ter, Rabbi H. Bearman and Mr. l..
Strauss The law requires also that
the writing Of the enforcement be In
ancient He5raiC characters As Mr.
"olt was unable to perform the task
a skilled Hebrew writer. Mr.. Isaac
Cohn. wrote the decree. One o; the
remaining persons served as a substI-
,ute for the husband in delivering the
writing Of enforcement from him to
his wife
TWO Of the Witnesses were required
70 sign the decree. and the three re-
manning persons served as witnesses.
The Judges did not hear the evidence
IN the case in detail, but confined
themselves to accepting the general
statement made by the wife. who said
she had found it impossible to live
with her husband. The husband as
sented to the granting OF the decree.
After considering the case the judges
decided to grant the divorce. II civil
decree Is also granted both will be per-
m'tted TO marry again. The trial
lasted about two hours
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
a WONDERFUL MEMORY.

What is undoubtedly the most re-
markable memory on record is that OF
Il. C. Gill, the veteran superintendent
Of models in the patent office at Wash
!ngton. Mr.. Gill has charge Of 400, 900
models of United States inventions
granted during period OF over 100
years. These embrace the most compll-
Gated pieces OF machinery and the
most fancirul and intricate novelties,
She workings Of any half dozen OF
which would tax any ordinary brain
10 remember, yet Mr.. Gill has such a
wonderful mind that he not only com
prehends Immediately the mechanism
OF any intricate model whenever 1t Is
brought into his office, but he can also
describe oif-hand the mechanism OF
anyone Of the Old models when he Is
called upon to do so. Not only this,
but almost invariably he can tell with
out consulting records, the name Of
the inventor Of each model and in
what year 1t was patented. Mr. Gill
has been in the patent office for more
than a quarter Of century. and has
written number OF useful pamphlets
about inventions. He has served In
every commission which the United
States has appointed within the past
twenty-five years to prepare patent
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Japan An1inns

Japan Is alarmed over the emigration
Of many OF her residents to this coun.
try who are lured here by misrepre-
sentatiOn. This IS like the misrepre-
sentatlon which delude the people into
believing that any other medicine is
equal TO HOstetters Stomach Bitters
for stomach disorders. II will cure in
digestion, constipation and dyspepsia.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
soldiers Horl.-t.ad Claims.

The friends OF the veterans OF the
Civil War are complaining OF the un-
fortunate delay of the General Land
Office in acting on the applications for
soldiers additional homestead rights.
Senators and Representatives in Con-
gress who are friendly to the old SOL
diers should inquire into this matter.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Denver Directory.
HARNESS.

The best $50 dou-
BILE Concord Har-
ness in Colorado
for SIS. W!th
breeching. 80: IS
double team ha--
ness. with bre-ch-
ing, SIS; SIS steel
horn stock saddle
for SIS; SIS single
buggy harness for
$3.50. Do not De
deceived by worth
less limitations but
order direct from
us and get the
lowest wholesale
prices. Catalogues
l. FRED MUEL-
Denver. Colorado
EXAMINATION.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Eaetic- of an Honest soul.

Edmund, why do you always take a
lamp when you think you hear burglar
down stairs p
Alice ! wouldn't tell everybody. but
the real reason Is this: / want TO give
the burglar chance to see that ! IN not
the man to do anything to him II he will
clear out without doing anything to me"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Are You Using Alien. Foo,-E..e-

1t is the only cure for Swollen.
smarting. Burning, Sweating Feet.
Corns and Bunions ASK for Aliens
Foot-Ease, powder to be shaken into
the shoes. AT all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. n. Y.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
The CompanIonahIe ner.e.

Mr. Man-TheTe IS one respect In which
you sadly disapBoiHt me-
Automobiie-Wh that2
Mr.. Aau-TGg don't whinny when
come In the stable and smack you on the
flank
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Boer Sympathizer-I think our country
ought TO back up that young and strug-
Cling South African Republic. Cautious
C!tlzeu-Oh. / don't know. Things In
Cuba and the Philippines look as II our
country needed some young and strug-
Cling republic 10 back her up.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Mnke Your Kescr,ation. nd Once

For Union Pacific excursions June 23rd.
July 18th. Goth and August 4th. one fare
plus $2.vD for round trip to Chicago, St
Louis. st. Paul. Minneapolis. Duluth.
Kansas City, Omaha and intermediate
points. Final limit October Slst. Ticket
office 9il Seventeenth street
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Cheap Excavations Fast

The Burlington will on June llth and
l2ih put on sale tickets from Denver to
Chicago, St Louis, Peoria and all Mis-
souri, river points at rate OF one fare plus
s. for the round trip Tickets good Tor
return I'LL october 3ist, This rate open
to everybody. G. W. NALLERY
General Agent.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

She-ThInk of n woman belonging to
thiTty-scycn clubs, He-Oh. can't:
I'm thinking Of the man belonging to the
woman belonging TO thirty-seven clubs.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Would you marry a girl who had just
been graduated, Harry Il don't know.
because a girls essay shows that sne
could run the country i no sign that she
could run a house"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Plso's Cure is the best medicine We ever used
for all affections Of the throat and lunFs-wM.
o. ESDsLEY. Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10. 1900.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

our bookkecper seems TO be stepping
high this morning" Yes: some girl or
other has accepted him or gone back on
him"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Are you ready for summer, Jones?'
81 suppose so: my wife has quit buying
moth balls and begun to take ice"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Limiting the Ranrr.

Roosevelt would rather be governor
OF New York than vice president"
That's rational Any man would
rather be at the mercy Of state full of
fau!t-hnders than nation full"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

what n businessllke countenance and
bearing your oldest daughter hast Has
she any professidu?" on, yes; shes
The family martyr"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

The favorte for restoring life and color to the hAi
4 PkEkEE's HAIR BALsAN.
HtsDEECoESs, the best cure for corns. i5cts.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Was that dramatic venture n sue
ccss?" Yes, indeed; the law arrested
the actress. she sued the manager, he
actress"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Halls Catarrh Cure
j. taken internally Price. 75c.

1T Is time for action in China" mo
sir they've had too much action down
there now; what China needs is period
Of tnactiOn"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

FITS Permanently Cured 20 rEeryousn... sriei
FIRST day Of Dr. klIuss Great Ssr,. Rs,tar.r
nend tor FREE $500 trtAl ootfie aud treatise.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Ladie, ca Mear SHOES.

One size smaller after using Hens Foot
Ease, a powder. II makes tight or new
shoes easy. Cures swollen. hot, sweating,
aching feet, ingrowing nails, corns and
bunions. All dru ygists and shce stores,
25c. Trial package FREE by mail. Ad-
dress Allen 5. Olms' ed. lie Roy. NY.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Don't spoil the appearance Of your wash
ing by using poor blue. use Russ Bleaching
Blue, the famous bag blue.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Jack and his wffe have had another
spat." What now 60 He quit wearing
her photograph button and IS wearing a
political buttoa"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Jed. did you get a new wheel thi,
summer2" No. but we've got a ball
bearing lawn-mower that my wife car
run"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Edgar, do l look all rlght?" Lem
me see. Wen, you might put on anoth-
er bTeaEtpln somewhere"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Dolly. what made you have lilies OF
your hat? They'll be out OF style in
few weeks. How funny you are Pol
lyi You asked me a question and thel
answered IL yourself q"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

'.Neeiey wanted an island. It appears"
Wen, why can't We work him In on the
island OF St Helena2'
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

''Mr. Jones. It Is hard to struggle for
a livelihood in the country. isn't itT'
Law bless ye, Miss Whittier we don't
have to struggle for a livelihood in the
country; the thing We have to struggle
for is to get the ice"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Try Russ Bleaching Blue. the modern
bag blue, makes clothes winter than snow
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

'.Itelinda Botlegreeu and don't speak ,
1 What's the trouble 20 oh. she asked
z me how ! liked her sailor hat and told
! her / thought no woman who had two
double chins ought to wear a sailor hat
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Handling Goods ON Shelves.

IN a new apparatus for handling
goods arranged on shelves the upper
half OF the shelving is suspended by
means of pulleys and ropes to slide up
and down in movable guideways. with
clutches for securing the pulleys to re-
yolylng shafts to raise or lower the
shelves,
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Primley's California Fruit Gum contain,
the most delicious qualities of western
fruits
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
CarteraInk Used by the

greatest railway systems Of the United States
They would not use 4. Z 4; wasn't the best
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Beaut,foI. Fin. Linen

is best preserved by the use Of "Faultles
Starch" All grocers-lOc package.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Cur. that Dandrun

by using Coke Dandruf Cure. We guar.
nntee it to cure or refund the money.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13

Mrs. NinsioW's soothing syrur.
For children tsething sofiens the gums, reduces i
LsrauaAtiOn, A!sys cures wind cole Leh o''-e
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
One
Wonan,s
Letter

SAYS
al d0cfored with two of
the best doctors In the city
for two years and had no
relief until ! used the
Pfnfehas,, remedies.
"My trouble was ulcer
alton of the uterus. lsuf-
fered terribly, could not
sleep nights and thought
s0n1efinses that death
would be such a relief.
"To-dayJans a we'll w0-
man, able to do my own
work, and have not q pain.
"Iused four bottles of
Lydia e. Pinkfisas,s's Nsge-
table Compound and three
packages Of SanafIve
Wash and cannot praise
tho medicines enough. y
MRS. ELIZA THOMAS,
634 Pine ST., Easfon, Pa.
Mrs. Pissiflsas,s advises
suffering women without
charge.
Lydia E. Pinkham Med Co., Lynn, Mssa
The Holly chieftain., 1900-07-13
Only s1.so Denver to Kan.a. City

For double berth In Pullman ordinary
sleeping car on train leaving Denver over
Union Pacific at 1Z.55 D. m. daily. arriv-
ing Kansas City 7:2j following morning
one fare for the round trip to Kansas
City July End and 2rd. Ticket office 9il
Seventeenth street.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-12-07
AN ENEMY TO DRINK.
One Woman Who Has Done a Great
Deal to Put Down This Evil.

One Woman Who Has Done Great
Deal to Put Down This Evil.
Minneapolis, Minn., Dec 3, 1900
(Special.)-When the Independent Or
der OF Good Templars of Minnesota
wanted State Organizer. they chose
Mrs. Laura J. Smith of 1217 West 33d
street, this city. The American Anti
Treat League also selected Mrs. Smith
as National Organizer. The reason is
not far to seek. This gifted woman
has devoted her life to a battle against
Drink and Drinking Habits. Her intlu
ence for good in Minnesota is and has
been very far reaching.
About two years ago, however, it
seemed as if this noble woman would
nave to give up her philanthropic
work. Severe pains in her back and
under her shoulder blades, made life a
burden and work impossible. Physi-
cians were consulted, and they pre-
scrlbed for Kidney Disease. Three
months treatment, however, failed to
give Mrs. Smith any relief. Her hus-
band was much exercised. and cast
about him for something that would
restore his good wife to health and
strength. He heard of the cures ef-
fected by Dodd's Kidney Pills, and ad-
vised her to try them, which she did.
She is now we'll woman and says:
1.-Two weeks after l commenced TAX
ing Dodd's Kidney Pills l felt much
better, and at the end of seven weeks
was completely cured. 1 have had no
recurrence Of the trouble, but l take
pill off and on, and find that it keeps
mo in good hpalth :"
Dodd's Kidney Pills are for sale by
all dealers at so, cents a box.
They are easily within the reach of
all. and no woman can afford to suffer,
when such a simple and sure Remedy
is at hand.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-12-07
A Walk with Ishbel.

q DON'T mind talking to you, you
% being spelled that way-"because
you are not a stupid boy and you have
a nice detached point Of view, but you
must promise when l tell you things
not to imagine l mean myself"
How could l imagine you a thing:'
| asked reproachfully.
You know what l mean,' said Ish-
bel with severity. ''When l was quite
young" she pursued-she is 22-'I used
to fancy that authors put themselves
never do
''Well, l am not quite young,' l said
GROSSLY. Go on"
But you didn't PROMISE"
81 promised
Ishbel adjusted her hatpin. "Once
there was a girl she began, "who at
the age of II was sent to England to
visit her fathers people. That's rather
a nice beginning, isn't it," she inter-
rupted herself. 1T sounds as it it
NC ~ ILL. ~ OAA IA1AAN IL NOu
saw a story with beginning like that
you would read it?'
"Candidly?' l inquired.
"Of course"
Il don't think l should"
There was a dangerous glitter in her
eye.
But" 1 FASTENED to add, ':reading a
story is very different to have you tell
it, you know. l could listen to you for
a thousand years."
She was Modified. lit won't take
that long," she assured me with a smile.
There is no word for her smile but de-
licious.
do go on I said. did she like
the people?'
"Well, some Of them," doubtfully.
You see they were English and she
was an American"
"Yes."
"And-and young, they bullied her a
little. The next time," with animation,
Il mean, when we go over, don't
think they'll bully me-
Il don't fancy they WILL"
And SO you see she didn't have as
good time as she might exactly. But
she did have a love affair.""
"Oh," said l.
"Yes," said Ishbel. "He was sort of
distant connection of hers, lawyer
| what they call over there a solicitor
you know. He-she said he was very
| much in lOve-and so was She"
/ "Confound"-I began.
Il beg your pardon" said Ishbel.
! IL meant" said, sternly, lit is very
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-12-07
She Knew.

Marjorie is the small and only daucll.
ter in a family which boasts Of several
sons. Aged four is Marjorie, petite anG
imperious and enjoying excellent op.
portunities for becoming spoiled. She
has lately attained to the dignity of the
kindergarten and comes home daily
with some fresh acquisition of wisdom
a few days ago it was addition, and
she proclaimed proudly ut the dinner
table:
II know how much two and two
make and free and two and four and
two"
and what" said her father, dc
you and l make, Marjie:''
Without a moments hesita ton over
these new factors in her problem. the
little maid answered, with a dimple and
a smile:
"SWeethearts.'
And all the family were satisfied
with Marbles arithmetic.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-12-07
MISAPPROPRlATlNG A SMILE.

was seated in the corner of car,
When | got Il most eXcruciating jar
Not the ordinary kind
10 which yripmen are inclined,
But jolt that shocked me more than
that by far.
From adoWn the aisle a fascinating girl
Set my senses in an amatory whirl,
When she turned pretty smile
Toward my corner. and the while
Showed the tips Of teeth that glistened
as the pearl
responded with a twinkle Of my eye
PTis little trick studied, by the by,
And although | passed my street,
Still | kept my corner seat,
For the hope within my heart was run
ming high.
Then it was | got the doloriic jar;
Just behind me, on the platform of the
car,
Stood the man at whom, twas plain,
She was smiling through the pane,
And-Id ridden half mile or more too
far.
life
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-12-07
The khedive's Wife.

The wife Of the Khedive Of Egypt en-
joys a somewhat novel position among
Eastern women as the cherished wife of
a, devoted husband. It was while the
slave of the valid (dowager) Khedivah
that the present Khedivah, Ikbal Ha-
mem, won the admiration of the Khedive.
She is of the Circassian race, and pos
sessed, it is said, Of unusual beauty.
Her management Of her household re-
Sembles much the European customs
European servants perform the duties,
and European governesses instruct her
three daughters. She avoids the paints
and powders so much in vogue among
Egyptian women. and in the matter Of
dress prefers European clothing. Her
progressive ideas have led her to share
the education Of her children and keep
pace with their studies.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-12-07
RAFTERS OF LIVING GREEN.

Desert ption in "Eben Holden" of a
Day i'm the COrnfie1d.
We climbed the wall as he ate, and
buried ourselves ia the deep corn. The
fragrant, silky tassels brushed my face
and the corn Missed at our intrusion.
crossing it's green sabers in our path.
Far in the field my companion heaped
little of the soft earth for a pillow,
spread the oilcloth between rows, and
as we lay down drew the big shawl
over us. Uncle Eb was tired after the
toll of that night and went asleep al
most as soon as he was down. Before
dropped off Fred came and licked nv
face and stepped over me, his tail
wagging for leave, and curled upon the
shawl at my feet. could see no sky in
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-12-07
OFF WITH THE OLD LOVE-.

Tut away the caps and nittenS
That our baseball heroes wore;
Fold the sweaters and the stockings
They're not needed any more:
Take the cushions from the diamond
Put the balls and bats away;
Strip the halos from the heroes
They IN y common clay.
They who late With fashion chances
SET the grand stand hearts in thrObS,
Now. ununiformed, are roaming
In the cold world, hunting jobs.
And the ''Summer Sirl!' so tickle
Sights her old-time IDOLS shrine
Traces griuirOnS DER the diamond,
Writes ''"ltven" over ''nine.'
Sue who lately smiled on ShortStop.
Wore his rOlOrS everywhere,
Stakes him for tho husky halfDuck
And his shock of moppy hair.
Al! her talk il now OF 'tarkleS "
"ruucn'!oWnS. "yoaiS" unO fullS and
halves.
And her time is spent in mixing
Healing linimenlS and SalvrS
Put away the caps and mittcns,
Shelly" ,lr grand old national game;
lruSr the 'lrvrn with the pigSkin.
Bid them rush and maui and MAIN.
": will patient be till Springtime
Shall the waning nine restore.
Nl>en the fans will grow fanatic
And with ruOttrS root once more
Louis Iriye in Denver Republican.