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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

The B. & o. S-W. lines are absorb
ed by the B. & o. r. r. and will be
known as the Southwest Division,
which includes all lines west of Park
ers and Columbus The official fam.
lily of the B. & o. S-W. is to be COM
pletely reorganized. This change
places Hillsboro on one of the biggest
and best trunk lines in the world.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Last Sa turday was poor stock sale.
About twenty head of horses changed
hands at very low figures. DIR. H. NJ.
Brown sold a fine coach horse to Ker
Sanders, of Richmond, Ind, for 5000.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

The thirty-fourth annual meeting
of the Ohio State Horticultural Soci-
ETY. will be held at Troy, Ohio, Decem-
Der 5, 8 and I. An interesting pro-
gram has been arranged
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Will you look at our line of per-
fume atomizers and perfume stands
Nothing n Ger in that line in town for
Christmas presents.
GARRETT & AYRES. Druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

This years Christmas number of the
Century Magazine undoubtedly con-
tains the most perfect color work ever
seen in any magazine and shows the
highest point ever reached in the
printing art of this character.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

We have a nice line of holiday
goods now open and ready for your in
spection. Come in and look around.
If the goods suit you we know the
process will. A. K. KELLY.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

About three weeks ago the under
signed lost young bird dog, black
Gordon setter, a little white on breast,
strap around neck, chain attached.
Any information leading to his recov-
cry will be well rewarded
E. o. HETHERINGTON.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Rev. 2. B. Phillips left Tuesday for
Springfield, where he will assist in
mission services held this week. He
will deliver a sermon in Christ Church
Thursday evening.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

For gifts and presents you will make
no mistake in going to Kelly's store.
You will find medallion work boxes,
collar and cuff boxes, chinaware,
vases, fancy baskets, and in fact most
anything that you could wish for, and
dolls by the thousand.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

The Women's Home and Foreign
Missionary Societies of the M. E.
Church will meet Thursday afternoon,
December 9Th, at o'clock at the res
dence of Mrs. VIM. Hoyt.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

A very pleasant little dance was
given last Friday evening by Miss
Helen Boyd. Accompanied by Miss
Helen Matthews, she returned to Miss
Armstrong; school Saturday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

James McSurely, who has been in
Oxford nursing his father, has sue
cumbed to the typhoid fever and was
taken to the hospital in Cincinnati
by his brother, Will, Monday. DR..
McSurely and Miss Ella are both i'm
proving.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Mrs. j. S. Trop has purchased the
millinery and dressmaking establish
ment of Mrs. Mae Kemerley on South
High street and will continue the
business at the old stand. Mrs. Trop
has had long experience in millinery
work in this city and is familiar with
all the wishes of the trade.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

"The Man From Mexico" at Bell s
Opera House Monday evening drew a
large house and was by far the best
entertainment presented to our pub
this season. The entire audience was
highly pleased, and Walter e. Per-
kins, the comedian of comedians, is
sure of a royal welcome if he should
ever return to Hillsboro.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Henry McManis Eakins, of New
Market, and Miss Bertha Olive Bur-
nett were united in marriage at the
home of the BRIDES parents west of
town on November 2Sth, by Rev. j. p.
Crlrrin
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Prof. and Mrs. Geo. p Clarke re-
moved last week to Lima, where they
VII be until permanently located
They will be sadly missed by their
wide circle of friends made during
their four years residence here, and
the best wishes of all will follow them
to their new home.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

We have a line of Christmas pres
ents that is both elegant and useful,
such as hair brushes, brush and comb
sets, dressing combs, clothes brushes,
ladies' handsome purses. See them
before you buy at Garrett g. Ayres
drug store
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

CThe most and best for your money y
are inducements offered at the Econ.
Omy Store.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Rev Harriet l. Baker, of West
Union, Iowa, will hold series of
meetings at Olive Branch, commenc-
ing on Friday evening, December l.,
and continuing over Sunday. Preach
ing on Sunday at l0:30 a. m, l:30 p.
m. and evening. Basket dinner Sum
day. All are invited.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

EMrs. John O'Connel, formerly of
this place, but for the past three years
a resident of New York City, arrived
here Tuesday evening, where she will
spend several weeks visiting her faith
er, Thos. Gray, and other relatives
and friends.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06
With q Kodak

You can have interesting and useful
pastime at home these long evenings
taking fashlight pictures. Book of
full instructions with each kodak sold
at Garrett & Ayres.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Pen-carbon-copies save 40 per cent
in time and expense to business men.
See them at Stabler Bros.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

The Wednesday afternoon Whist
Club was entertained last week by
Mrs. j. Brooks Spargur.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Chas. Scott and wife, of Cincinnati,
were guests of his parents, MIR. and
Mrs. D. F. Scott, the past week.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Mrs. Henry johnson, of Port Clin-
ton, O., is the guest of her mother,
Mrs. VIM. Woodrow.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

The County Commissioners awarded
the publication of their annual report
Tuesday to the Greenfield Journal
and Hillsboro Dispatch.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

For SALE-Farm of GA acres, two
miles east of Hillsboro, on Chillicothe
pike. Price 81, $50. A. II. ROGERS.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

The Missionary Round Table will
meet at the home of Miss Austie Pat
ton Saturday afternoon, December 8,
at o'clock
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

The youngest child of John Cooper,
aged about two years, died of fever
Monday and will be buried at New
Market this afternoon.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Mrs. Dill and Miss May Cummings.
who have been travelling in Europe
for the past year, arrived home Tues
dav evening,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Go and see "Aunt Jerusha Dow" at
the Boston M. E. Church on Thursday
evening, December 6. Admission 10c.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

j. L. Evans, of Roxabell, was the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. r. S. Evans sew
eral days the past week.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

If you want something very fine in
perfumes for Christmas presents go to
Garrett & Ayres, Druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

The lecture by DR.. V. B. McCon-
naughey announced for next Friday
before the Altruistic Society has been
pOstpOned,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Hon. and Mrs. J. J. Pugsley left
Monday for Pittsburg to visit their
daughter, Mrs. Henry G. Brown.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Mrs. Smith, of Denver, COL, is the
guest of her parents, Capt. and Mrs.
d. M. Barrett.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Mrs. Anna Miller left Tuesday for
Hartford City, Ind, where she will
spend the winter with her sister, Mrs.
Carroll.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Mr.. and Mrs. J. B. w. Spargur are
spending several days in Cincinnati
this week.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh S. Fullerton, of
Chicago, arrived to-day. for a short
visit with his mother, Mrs. Alice
Fullerton.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

This is the tenth season Agnes Wal
lace Villa has starred in "The World
Against Her."
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Two deaths were added last week to
the already long list of victims to
diphtheria. The little child of Geo.
Ruble died on Sunday morning. The
interment took place in the Hillsboro
cemetery. The death of John Parks,
the little child of Charles Parks, oc-
CURED last Friday. The body was
taken the same day to Manchester
for burial.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Mrs. Elma Doggett, of Cincinnati,
has been the guest of her sister, Mrs.
r. B. Muntz, for several days.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Ayres, of Mar
tinsville, spent Thanksgiving with
relatives here.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

For that distressing, hacking cough
get a bottle of White Tar Compound
at Garrett & Ayres'.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Mrs. G. S. Bell returned last week
from a visit with friends in Lexing-
ton, Ky.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

DR.. o. A. Thompson is attending the
annual meeting of the Ohio State Den
tai Society at Columbus.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

John Huffenbergher is prepared to
do butchering at slaughter house on
West Union pike.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Special holiday rates via B. g. o. S.
w. December 22d, 23d, oath, 25th, 3lst
and January lst. One and one-third
fare for the round trip.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Woodbridge Scott, of the Point, was
calling on Hillsboro friends SUNDAY.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Latest styles box papers from ten
cents to fifty cents at Garrett & Ayres'
drug store.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

A look means present for some
one. Look through the stock of
Xmas goods at the Economy Store.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Spend your winter holidays with
your friends. Reduced rates via B. g.
o. S-W. r. r.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Miss George Ellifritz is entertaining
her friend, Miss Frances Campbell, of
Bainbridge.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

The D. A. r. will meet this after
noon at the home of the Regent, Mrs.
W. w. Glenn.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Livy Barger, of Muncie, Ind, is Wis.
iting his mother, Mrs. Sarah Barger.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Two cars of Michigan potatoes for
sale at T. s. Beams grocery.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

A car load of New York Baldwin
apples for sale at T. s. Beams grocery.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Miss Bradley, of Pittsburg, is the
guest of Mrs. G. s. Bell.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

1t will pay you to take look
through Kelly's store when in town.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

The Chillicothe papers last week
announced the engagement of Mr..
Charles Jack and Miss Georgiana
Richards. The wedding will take
place during the holidays. Mr.. Jack
is connected with the Ross County
Bank of Chillicothe. Miss Richards
is the accomplished daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. George Richards, and until
a few years ago was resident of
Hillsboro. A host of friends here ex-
tend congratulations.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Miss Feekin Walker left Tuesday to
visit Rev. and Mrs. w. ]. McSurely at
Oxford.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Kodaks and kodak supplies at Gar
rett g. Ayres'.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Economic by buying your Xmas
goods at the Economy Store.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Hear the Opera House Orchestra
at the Armory Rink Thursday night.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

For graniteware of high grade at
a low price 60 to the Economy Store.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Go to the Economy Store for Xmas
goods.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Robes and blankets at Sanderson's
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Order your skates in advance for
Thursday night, December 9th.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06
Satisfactory Kind at Satisfactory Prices.

Manicure Sets, from the cheapest to
as nice as you want. Glove Boxes. all
designs and prices.
Child's set, knife, fork and
spoon. ..................10 10c and up
Gentlemen's watch chains,
with five year guarantee. 81 and 1925
Ladies and gentlemen'S rings
suitable for presents. 80. .25c and up
StereOScOpeS .................... .25c
Stereoscopic views. &c each
Dressed dolls. ls...............2 .25c and up
Kid body dolls. ............. .25c and up
Rubber dolls. &c and up
Natural palms, chemically
prepared. 75c and 81
Albums. ....................40 .40c and up
Shoe Fly hobby horses. S..............T5c
Two wheeled cart. Observation-Disclosures
Go Cart, tor dolls. ....... .25c and up
10y banks. ..................5c &c and up
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06

Santa Claus decided to make Kelly's
store his headquarters during the hol-
do
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06
@M%~o

This signature 70 on every bog Of the genuine
Laxative Brom0-Q Quinine T.sls..
Ne remedy that easss . essa - - aav
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06
To Cure A Cold In One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money If it fails
to cure. E. W. GROVES signature on
e 'ery box. 25c.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1900-12-06
Bon Ton Flour.

Get a kodak at Garrett g. Ayres'.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1900-05-03

AsIA's FLOATING GARDENS
Among the most remarkable illus.
trations of human energy are GER
tainly the floating gardens in knsh-
mir, in eastern Asia, the more so that
they are the work of an essentially
indnleut population. For their Crea-
ton an eXpanse Of water about nine
miles in circumference has been
utilized, on which masses Of weeds,
grasses and aquatic plants grow and
become INTERVIEWED and entangled.
These form the soil, as it were, IN
which cultivation is carried on. Di.
visions are made in them, and they
are cut level with the surface Of the
water, and then banked over with
river mud.
Properly prepared fur this pur-
pose, this soil is snwn with melon
and cucumber plants, and crop is
raised which is nnequaled in any
country IN quantity and quality.
| These melons and cucumbers are
sold in good season az the rate Of ten
or twenty for two cents; in dear
seasons they bring two cents apiece.
Floating gardens in Mexico are
upon much the same plan, but are
usually devoted 10 the culture OF
! flowers.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1900-05-03

JACK EsCAPED.--A Salt Lake
City paper reports that tall, gaunt
woman, with ginger hair and a sulne.
what fierce expression Of counte.
nance, lately came to the county
clerk Of Buyelder county, in that
State.
"You're the man that keeps the
marriage books, amt you" she
asked.
Yes, ma'am," he answered
- What book do you wish to see?"
kin you find out if "Jack
Peters was married ?"
Search developed the name OF
John Peters. for whose marriage q
license had been issued two years
before.
II thought So" said the woman
&" Married 'Lize Waters, didn't he ~
1.-The license is issued for a mar.
riage with Miss Eliza Waters"
Yep. Well, I'm 'Lize,
thought I'd ought to come in and
tell you that Jack Peters has es
capped"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1900-05-03
THURSDAY EVENING, MAY 3, 1900.

THE SoUTH's GREAT CAVALRY
LEADER" While Grant was cut.
ting and selling cordwood, and Sher-
man was teaching school, there was
man in Memphis who was having
no preparation whatever for war,
and yet who was destined to make
no end of trouble for those able
soldiers" writes John Gilmer Speed
in The Saturday Erening Post.
"This was General n. B. Forrest,
whose life by DR.. j. A. Wyeth has
recently been issued. Forrest was
an uneducated man and belonged to
that prescribed class in the South
known as poor whites Moreover,
he was still further handicapped in
any effort to stand on an equality
with men of position by having been
slave-tender. But by native force
and by genius for action this uu-
lettered man became the most sue
cessful cavalry leader in the South.
HE enlisted as private, but be-
fore he really went into action had
been made Lieutenant Colonel. In
this capacity he proved that he could
move men through the country with
a celebrity most remarkable. He
knew nothing whatever about the
principles of war, and probably
never read book on the subject in
his life. 1t is unlikely, indeed, that
he ever read many books of any
kind. He was essentially man Of
action, and for more than three and
a half years he kept the Federal
com manders guessing as to where
he WAS and what he was going to do
next.
Toward the close of the war
Forests wonderful capacity was ap-
preciated in Richmond, and he was
made a Lieutenant. General and put
in command Of all the cavalry west
Of the Mississippi. 1t was too late,
however, for him to do much.
Hoods army had been all but de-
stroyed before Nashville, Sherman
was marching through Georgia, and
General James II. Wilson was after
Forrest with the strongest cavalry
command ever placed in the saddle.
He defeated Forrest at Selma-the
first time, by the way, Forrest had
ever been completely heaten-aud
shortly afterWard the war ended"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1900-05-03

true republican self government ana
said "let US not mince Words-let US
call a tyrant tyrant, for men VINO
are in earnest have no time to piece
fgleaves together to cover the naked
truth"
He closed with a reference to w.
J. Bryan, which caused the widest
enthusiasm among theaudience. He
likened him to Jefferson and Lincoln
and said he hoped and believed that
God would raise up VIM. ]. Bryan
to be the next great American COM
InOner
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1900-05-03
POETRY.
4 HINT OF SPRING.

There's Il lazy time a-colniu'
And it's comm purity soon;
1t II git 4 start in April
And II keep 1t up through June.
The sun II come astreakin
CroSt the valley and the hills,
With the warmth light ;l-driyin
Out the Shivcrs and the chils.
It'll loaf around the gardens
And II roost among the trees,
y coaZiu and pcrsuadin'
With il mighty power to please,
Till the earth Will he in color,
With the roses all in bloom
And the leaves in leaf and Mater
lnjoyin of the boom.
It'll ketch Teller workin'
In the house or out of doors,
Aud II start the tired $ssssss,A s.zse
Or"'u out of ali ;iSs~'-SiIfsS:.
It'll make the eyeliCS heavy,
II set his brain Oh dreams
OF the cool and shady places
By the quiet runnIn' streams.
ITEMS the time to 20 a-tiShln',
For the lazy time IS best,
Cause Il liSh ain t hardly human,
And it never wants TO rest.
BY the rippliu Of the waters,
MAXI: music all the day,
He can stretch uGt where its shady,
Aud jest fish his life away.
1t S ,he sunshine time, the Eshin' tlm
L. the lazy tine that S best,
When Il fe,ler dOu, want nUthln
But to soak his soul in rest.
-NeW lOrh: Sun
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1900-05-03

FOREIGN But PEHTIHENT.-A
North Omaha Sunday.school super
intendent always conducts the lesson
review in his school. He spends
about FIVE minutes in explaining the
lesson, and then asks:
Now, has any one question 10
ask Q"
Last Sunday he explained the les
son as usual. dwelling at length on
its chief thoughts, and wound up
with the usual question
Nov, ha9 any enc a question TO
ask ?"
A member Of the boys junior class
raised his hand.
Well, what il your question:, "
asked the superintendent.
Please, sir. are We going to have
a picnic this summer ?"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1900-05-03

WIsEMAN- Since you have been
frank enough with me to ask me
how to manage a wife, / will be
equally frank in my reply; the first
thing to do is to check her extrava'
gauce.
Young Benedict: Excuse me,
but my bank account won't permit
me to draw a large enough check fol
that.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1900-05-03

Observation-Disclosures
privileged to challenge any member
OF the jury DOW being impanelled.
Defendant Well, thin, yer honor,
OIL foight that small mon in the
corner wild one eye.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1900-05-03

HUSBAND, I must have some
change to-day" Well, stay at
home and take care of the children {;
that will be change enough, any.
hoT.n
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1900-05-03

Az astonishing incident occurred
during recent fire In piano ware.
room. A fireman who had no pre-
virus knowledge Of music picked up
the hose and played on piano.