The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-03-01
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go - npsk fas IL is rots h'n'
tas. bat t.'s lerped 10 hssh zers.
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deaf sEs. the Isis u Thns MID
Tut, cay. Tt,@'ss uoss.
Mater N.ns se9s q its meet In
pshsli iblts, tisiiss loisy .tish ssrs
pttse.s 100 yss,s ago feGny Yea
std ns
sss (stlh ssl.sisesllil Oh. 0eors,.
dsst Jos itist tts stesissi !1J 10 lie 1.
ths fsnsti a ihs sosi, ne tres, sSd its
bssstflgli Hs~Tns,. sss sn here
ipr. NJ a.riissl
Call gsa cape. 90 b. rua, ier
shuas call liG aasssl. 90 b. nsas bee
Use fsf e. lssslssr'; esll hin sosasf. 20
es'tats 10 too seal tsf Dol hin.
-Hife, where are tso.e bsv h.sala
chisis Doe M aby, Eiur yoa 81
ready hs.s 40 @.ns ibsi pat then sssy
iosiss 700 % yosf bitlsdsy
-MhilssH Did y,a eobrioes oasy
tbti BE- yer 10 ibs ~r.ts' MulIissb
Oh dietGs u Oi cosvihcsd bin. DO, o.
med hiu Gee 10 toll,
lee, said the spsnisb st.issn.ts sc
mast tse.'shll,h our assy. True. replied
the otbsis hBl shat bsss 90 10 b.sin
satn We'll. itsus gOodussl ss attn
tsvr rl,uly Of ester.
"A Miaias At!asst - We made .
great tnis,sns, said Col stil.tll. . greet
ni.sss,l 10 sbsi respect 10 trying TO
rpn the Hdr 10 Keniuety siitout .
ptess esbsor,
M BfAibie After ten years OF mar |
rlei Iifs ny hntbsoj still ssys I'm 81
snsel. = isoJ Doe. be mesp ~ Mp
Bfsieis = OF eouue not. bat think I'm
mighty laety TO hsvss husband vto pre-
tends 10 mean A.
--Bose Il ,tins. Clarence, 10 had bel
ter mcve to snotber hotel. Clarence
Why, Boss, ws are delightfully."- siius,ed.
Roe fpow. Clarence: bu, the people
here have seen oil my silk ssi,t.
-Iasarsbee saptrinlendsnt tsnspicious
~ How did your husband bsppen 10 die
90 soon sil.t. getting in.ufedi Widos-
He votked himself to death trying TO pc,
the premiums.
-Sa,pieious Hon.skeepsr = Your coffee
10 certainly cheap. bot how am TO know
that Il 10 not b. II besnsi Grocer E.ily,
madam; no one could afford to sell besns
Of the prizes N sskipg 10: ihi, coffee.
Add hos dii yon snd grandpa get
slonsf inquired the dolips msnms OF ID,
precocious child. He was pleasant ~
pie, replied the eherab, A. pleasant o.
piei Yes. msum'. Short and crusty.
Mrs Peppers y lnt you fret 90
about burglars, John. Aoy msn thu,
thinks be can steal into this house spd
walk ssy silh ny belong ngs don't know
shs, hes got to deal with, Mr.. Psppsn-
II be did. Marty, he'd nevsriry.
The soil. remarked the economist, 10
What supports US Here the lawyer sdmi,
ted sha, land is the cause OF three fourtns
Of the litigation, while The doctor dli 10,
deny that nllvis from the ground lesd,
70 much sickness.
He This pie isn't anything lihe
graf dmolher used to make. She Il CUES,
you mean your mother used 10 make. il
No. don't. I've often heard father say
Mothers pie xss not like bis mother used
make. "A
Mary, hope you took good care oi
my animals while | vas svsy. Indeed
did, msam, only once forgot TO feed th, q
'st hope she didn't suner' Ga. DO.
ndeed. ms'sm. She ate the canary and
be parrot u
They sirsslei q mao 10 New York the
',ber day Tor tickling bis wife until stt ~
isd Mysteries. After this, asks the Cbic'
10 Times Herald. what excuse will any
sss York man have for tying to be
'iesssut sfonnd the houst1
--Emioen, Hsodvntins Expert ION VT
less sisndl The writer OF this note !. .
'unko sissref BY Instinct Eminent AtioI
Iry - Explain 10 tue jury bow Jon arrive
1 thai conclusion Eminent Hand writir &
.rper, - B,csu's be iuv.risbly mske, .
lash alter every J.
do Jon regard = standing amy ass
dsnsets sskei tae ma who pr.
Is iusies iloppottune discussions. ! don't
'slteve there is any sach thing, answered
be Fllipiuo soldier, All the armies J
yer say were going II fall speed, /,
Jas oil ] could DO 10 keep ahead Of 'em
-Shntiiss HIN on Nos IL | were
niy 80 Ostrich, began the mean msn 81
be breskfsst table IS be picked up one OF
10 ~iie's biscuits. thtr----- Yes. inter n
upisd The ps,icnt better hall. then
get lev feathers for that cid bat r,
VI. uorn Tor thrss ~iuiers'
"A city maa eomplsinsd bitterly OF the ~
ordnct Of bis son. He related Of Length :,
, al old itisnd all the young nsn's escsr
dee. ioa shonld speak 10 hin With
rmnsss and recall him 10 bi, duty, said 10
10 frisnd. Bat be pay. rot the least Of
'stion 10 vbsl | cay. He listsns only 10 b
10 sdvice Of ioois. | wish yon woold
III 10 hin. wv
Tho trolley car Vi. crowded. Oash Go
iddeniy cried 81 cid gentleman. LooL
,rel be esniiuuea snsriiy: | believe 700
ID 90 ny loo, parpossiy. beg your AZ