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The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27
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WoMAN's HOME MISSIONS
ulstne, Meeting of the Methodist Society
Wednesday.

District Meeting of the Methodist Society
Wednesday.
The district meeting Of the Woman's
Home Missionary Society OF the First
NJ. T.. church will be held in the church
Wednesday. The meeting will COM
mence at Ills a. m, and the program
includes an address OF welcome by Mrs.
w. II Odell, and addresses by Mrs. Z.
p. Morcom, of Woodburn, Mrs. A. Miller
and Mrs. A. A. Lee, OF Salem.
There will be an evening meeting at
? 80 p. m., at which Mrs. A. L. Multi
gan, Of Mt. Tabor, viii read paper and
Mrs. Goddard, Of Portland, will talk
Rev. G. G. Harmon will also deliver an
address.
Those attending the morning service
are requested 10 bring a lunch, coffee
will be served by the women OF the
church.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27
The Homellsst Man IN Salem

As we'll as the handsomest, and Others
are Invited TO call on any druggist
aud get free u trial bottle OF Kemp's
Balsam for the Throat and Lungs, a
remedy that Is guaranteed TO cure aud
believe all Chronic aud Acute Coughs,
Asthma, Bronchitis and Consump-
tion. Price 25c. and SOC. eOd&w
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27

"I used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure in my
family with wonderful results. IL gives
immediate relief, is pleasant TO take and
is truly the dyspeptic's best friends, !"
says +. Hartgerinck, 0verisel, Mich.
Digests what you eat. Cannot fail 10
TO cure. Stones Drug Stores.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27

Lewis Ackerman, Goshen, Ind, says,
"DeWitt's Little Early Risers always
bring certain relief, cure my headache
and never grippe" They gently cleanse
and invigorate the bowels and liver.
Stones Drug Stones.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27
Bottled Beer.

<lingsr Beck Successors to.aouthSalem
BoitliEx WORKS.
An orders for bottled beer will be allied
a the brewery. Kept on cold storage.
Free city delivery. Telephone 2l3l.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27
DEEDS FILED.

Dr. Bulls Cough syrup Is a Grand
old remedy, used for many years, and
still in public favor. 1t iswithout doubt
the best medicine for all pulmonary af-
lections. 1t always cures. All drug
gsts sell il for 25 cents.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27
GA sToRIA
Bears the 11he Kind You Have Always Bought
'i';;'''' ''';; !; ''' IH2zzz;S<

The Independence postoflice was
robbed early Sunday morning. The safe
was blown open and about 500 in cash
taken and 800 in stamps.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27
Surrendered.

Even II one general has surrendered
you need not be discouraged, as there is
plenty OF the best provisions aud
groceries for sale at fair prices by
9 27eod BRANsAN q RAuAN.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27

The business men Of Norfolk, Neb.
are hearing before the interstate com
merce commission relative TO disorim-
nations practical against them.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27
ALWAYS TO rHE FRONT.
The Journal Leads the Van as in the
Past.


We not only give the WEEKLY JouR-
nal, the best local and and general
weekly In the Willamette valley for 81
per year bnt at great cost have made
Arrangements by which we now not only
furnish the best general paper, but also
the best farm Journal on the Pacific
coast. Hereafter 1nE J0URsAL and the
Pacific Farmer can be furnished at 81 .26
per year, each being a hrst.class Dollar
weekly of its kind. The Farmer has
been the recognized leader In agricult-
ural matters in the northwest for thirty
years.
In these two papers you will get the
latest Portland and local market reports.
Horticulture Is given the prominence that
the great industry deserves
Dalrym0n say they got more information
from ~ columns than ffom any other
source,
The Orange has distinguished Il a. their of.
nclal organ, and All farm organizations
know they can depend oniit 10 be uus 10
their Interest.
Hop Men nnd many valuable points and sus-
geations In it
sheep qsst apa psnsTsI y, Stock SO =.
formation conlained therein.
POultrymon know Il 70 bs the only weekly
10 dis section thai ulakeA specially q
this branch of farming
Bee Men have fonnd ID the only paper thet
makes any prosecutions Of looking eAer
their Interests.
Agriculture IN an Of its branches Il treated
~ practical writer's
No offer like this ever appeared before.
The WEEKLY JOURNAL one year, (or
The Daily mOnths) and the Pacific
Farmer only fl.25 Address,
H0FER BR0s.
Salem Ore.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27

In regard to the Philippine trouble,
the late Secretary Alger says: 81
should say most emphatically that the
United States is not in a state OF war.
The only terms that can properly be APP
piled to the present trouble in the Phil
ippines are rebellion and insurrection. !"
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27
Pneumonia

always leaves the lungs
weak. Weak lungs are
breeding grounds for the
germs that cause consump-
ton. Chronic bronchitis also
often follows pneumonia.
Ifyou have had pneumonia,
the germs of consumption
are at work. Don't let
them get a foothold. Begin
at once and take
SCOTT'S EMULSION;
it will drive out the germs
by making the lungs stronger
than they are.
sos. and Soc, all drusSisA
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27

Mrs. Harriet Evans, Hinsdale, Ill,
writes, 81 never fail TO relieve my chill
dren from Group at once by using One
Minute Cough Cure ! would not feel
safe without IT," Quickly cures coughs,
colds, grippe anh all throat and lung
diseases. Stones Drug Stores
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27

THE ELITE sTUDIo--makes spec
ialty OF platino photos, enlargements
In crayon and water colors, photo
buttons, for fun photos, amateur de-
veloping and tinishing--Cor. State and
Commercial streets. 2-0-Imo.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27

FOR SALE--Two bay riding or driv-
ing horses for sale cheap. Have been
handled and driven by ladies'. Will
work single or double. will be sold
separate II desired. Geo. 9. Will,
machines. 24.3t.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27

FOR sALE.-forty acres, firstclass cul-
tiyated farm land two miles east OF
Salem. Good stand OF clover. Apply
to Gertrude Savage, half mile east OF
asylum. 20 lmos
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27

SALEM MARKET.
Wheat-5S pounds and over, 42c.
Wool, lie, MOhaif, SOC.
Hops-5 10 INC
BARLEY -35 10 SIC.
Oais-28 10 SOC.
Hay-Baled, cheat, IS; timothy, 500
$40
Eggs--Il cash. l21<e trade.
Flour-ln wholesale lots, $3.50 retail,
ss.
llOgs--Dressed, 51kc.
Live eattle-steers, 81 COWS, 2A TO
Be.
Sheep-t2.5O@3.
Dressed Veal-6Jkc.
Butter-Dairy. l5c; creamery, 25e.
Poulsry-Chickens, 8; Turkeys, 10 10
l21<e.
Potatoes--25c 10 35c.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27
MARION COUNTY MATTERS
Business Being Transacted at the cour
House.

PROBATE.
III. G. Porter, John s. Lewis, and j.
f. Roberts, appraisers of the estate of
Martha F. Lotourell, minor, have filed
their report showing property to be
valued at $lO9S. 80.
James Farley, administrator of the
estate of Richard T. McNichols, de-
ceased, has been granted an order au-
thorizlng the sale of the real property
belonS ing to the estate. J. d. Shaw
has been appointed guardian ad litem OF
John McNichols, John Frainey, George
Frainey and May Frainey, minor heirs
of the estate.
Abbie Coval, executrix of the estate Of
r. o. Lataurell, has been authorized to
sell certain personal property of the
estate at public auction.
VIM. Wicke, Herman kBarr and NJ.
w. Hunt, appraisers of the estate Of
Mary f. Costello, have filed their re-
port, showing real estate valued at
$l675.
DEEDS FILED.
Hattie Dayton to A. E, Sauvain, part
of lot %, Capital Home addition to
Salem, q. C. d., $495.
Salem Building & Loan Association to
NJ. p. Johnson, lots No. 5 and 8, block
No. 8, Salem; also lot No. 1, block No.
"a. Highland addition. 1907.
j. Riley Worden and wife to May
Worden, l60 acres in =, e., q. c.
d., $l97.
Victor p. Moses to j. S. Korb, lot No.
8, in block No. II, Scott's Mills, SIS.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27

A peace conference at Vienna Sunday
was disturbed by socialist agitators.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-02-27
TODAY'S MARKET.

PORTLAND, Feb. 27.-Wheat, valley 81
ass, Walla Walla, 53@54.
Flour-Portland, best grades $40 Ia
$500. Superfine t2l0 per bbl.
Oat-White 35@36c, grey 33 20 "a.
Hay Timothy-sl0@1l per ton.
Hops-7@l0c; old crop 5@6c.
WoOl-Valley, l2@l3c; Eastern Ore
gon, S@l4c; Mohair, 27@30.
Millstuff-Bran, sl3; shorts, tl6.
Poultry-Chickens, mixed, $500 "a
400; hens, a 10 $50; turkeys, live l3c.
Eggs-Oregon, l21S 10 1870 per doz.
Hides-Green, ealted 90 lbs, S@9c
under 90 lbs, 71E@s1E sheep pelts, l5@
zoe.
onions-tI. .50@2.50 per GENITAL.
Butter-Best dairy, 30@3718; fancy
creamery, 80 10 55c; store, 22Ik 10 2719e.
q PotatOes-5O 10 Soc per GENITAL.
Hogs-Heayy dressed b &c.
Mutton-Dressed, 7 10 71Ec per pound
Beei-steers, f4@l50i cows, $3.50 "a
dressed beef, 81 10 nc.
Veal-Dressed, q &C..
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21
TOUR OF ALL MEXICO

in Pullman's finest Compartment Drawing
Room, Library, Observation and Dining
Cars-all Vestibuled-with the celebrated
Open Top Car "Chililitli" for Observation il
the Mountains and Canons and Dining Cal
A delightful trip of SO days with Three
Circle Tours in the Tropics of the South OF
Mexico and Vist to the Ruined Cities.
All exclusive features of these itinerarie.
OF Ie5surely travel and long stops-The Spe
cial Train starts Tuesday, January q, from
Chicago.
Tour of Puerto Rico.
Special Pullman Cars leave Chicago Thurs
day, January II, and Thursday, February "a
at $50 a. m, connecting with the splendid
new steamships Ponce and San Juan sailing
from New York the second day following
Individual Tickets sold for other sailins
dates, alternate Saturdays.
Tickets Include All Expenses EVER.
where.
These select limited parties viii be unde,
the specia! escort and management of The
bell, General Manager, 1923 Marquette
Itineraries, Maps and Tickets can be had
on application to Agents of the Chicago
Milwaukee 4 st. Paul R'y.
An Unjust Charge.
Penelope is so abominably mannish."
wish JO0 Coi0 SC oc3
carve."-Denver Times.
The Best Prescription for Chills
and Fever Is bottle Of GROVES TAsrELEss
CHILL TONIC. tits simply iron and quinine In
atasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price. SOC.
The frown of true friend is better thar
the smile Of . cunning enemy.-Chicage
Journal.
To be always happy, use Red Cross Bal
B9Re. ksfnee inikstionA
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21
A Great Drive.

heavens were brilliantly lighted. The
man with the crimson coat and the long
leather bag stopped and looked upward.
He saw what seemed to be ball of fire
coming directly toward him, leaving a
long, red streak behind it. Before he
could move out of his tracks he heard the
object strike the earth few feet away, and
after short search he found grayish ball
perhaps II inches in diameter. He stood
for moment gazing thoughtfully down at
it. Then he raised his hat, scratched his
head solemnly and said: "Holy st. An
drew! What a drive that was!"0Bangor
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21
Catarrh Cannot BE Cured

reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is q
blood or constitutional disease, and in order
to cure it you must take internal remedies.
aad Cure tbe taken mn and
faces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not a quack
medicine. It was prescribed by one Of the
best physicians in this country for years,
Of the best tonics known, combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting directly on
the mucous surfaces. The perfect COM
bination of the two ingredients is what pro-
tarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, O.
Sold by all druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

The famous composer sat in the orchestra
chair and listened to the comic opera of his
rival AS the chorus roared out swinging,
familiar air, the tears started to the great
musicians eyes. "Ah," he said, sadly, 81
would not have believed it, but he has stolen
4 march on me-" To those familiar with his
works, the truth of this remark would have
been apparent.-Princeton Tiger.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21
H. Il Bound to Get tn. Girl.

Young man, do not call on your girl with
that two weeks'shaggy growth on your face /;
make shaving a pleasure, will make you
look prosperous and thrifty. will put a satin
finish to your face, and your girl will cling
to you like grim death to a monkey. If you
razors for 81 25 c. D. D. Ad ALFRED ERN
CUTLERY Co., No. 1 Market ST., st. Louis, Mo
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21
Best for the Bowels.

No matter what ais you, headache to q
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
cents to start getting your health back
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has G. G. G.
stamped on it. Beware of limitations.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21
our Nations Wealth.

INTO the lap Of the nation, but our mate
rial wealth and strength is rather in iron,
the most useful of all metals, just as the
wealth of a human being lies in q useful
stomach. IF you have overworked yours un-
til it is disabled, try Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters. It viii relieve the clogged bowels,
improve the appetite and cure constipation,
dyspepsia, bliousness, liver and kidney dis
ease.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21
Very Cordial.

The Guest-There is something very cor
dial in your husband.
The Hostess-Yes, several pousse cafes, !
guess. He came home with pocketful of
cloves.-Chicago Daily News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

Each package of PUTNAM FADELEss DYE.
colors either Silk, Wool or Cotton perfectly
Sold by all druggists.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

Genuine charity is after all not so very
particular as to where it begins.-Detroit
Journal.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

As general rule the more a man leave
commence the next one with.-Ally Sloper
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

To prevent colds, to cure colds, isto chess
catarrh out of its victims. Pe-ru-na not only
cures catarrh, but prevents. Every house-
hold should be supplied with this great rem
edy for coughs, colds, and so forth
It will be noticed that the Governor says
he has not had occasion to use Peru-na for
other ailments. The reason for this is, moss
other ailments begin with cold. Using Pc
ru-na to promptly cure colds, he protects
his family against other ailments. This b
exactly what every other family in the
United States should do. Keep Pe-ru-na in
the house. Use it for coughs, colds, u
grippe, and other climatic affections of win
ter, and there will be no other ailments IN
the house. Such families should provide
themselves with copy Of DR.. Hartman's
free book, entitled "Winter Catarrh-" Ad-
dress DR.. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio.o
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y,
Feb II, 1900.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

The stamp of a gentleman isn't on sal
at the post ofice.-Chicago Daily News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

It is always safe rule, when dogs bark
is worse, than his bite, to fight shy of his
bark.-Chicago Journal.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

Ladies who take pride in clear, white
clothes should use Red Cross Ball Blue. Re
fuse limitations
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21
The worm,. Turnfnc.

Mrs. Henpeck-What do you think of Civ
ing me for Christmas present?
Mr.. Henpeck-I think very well of it, but
to whom? l haven't an enemy on earth
Philadelphia Press.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

The Mexicans allay their thirst by chew
ing Chcle, which is the main ingredient O
Whites 'Yucatan" Gum.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

To Cure q Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money if It'll fails to cure. 25c
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

Worry is greater enemy to the face tha
mallpox.@Chicago Daily News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

He that lies down with dogs will get NJ
with feas.-Danish Proverb.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

In Zanzibar, cotton goods form the
chief axticle ct commerco. =.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21
One Might SUPPOSE So,

One Might Suppose So.
Mrs. Brown-Izaak Walton must have
been a peculiar person.
Brown-Why? :,
"Well, you think he'd know how to spell
his first name!"-Puck.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21
CAPITOL BUILDING, SALEM, OREGON.
Letter From the Executive ONCE Of Oregon.

The Governor of Oregon IS an ardent adj
mirer of Pe-ru-na. He keeps it continually
in the house. In a recent letter to DR.. Hart
man he says:
STATE OF OREGON,
Executive DEPARTMENT,
SALEM, May 9, 1888.
The Pe-ru-na Medicine Co., Columbus, o.:
Dear Sirs:-I have had occasion to use
your Pe-ru-na medicine in my family for
colds, and it proved to be an excellent rem
edy. I have not had occasion to use it for
other ailments.
Yours very truly, w. NJ. Lord.
Any man who wishes perfect health must
be entirely free from catarrh. Catarrh is
well-nigh universal; almost omnipresent.
Pe-ru-na is the only absolute safeguard
known. A cold is the beginning of catarrh.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

The frown of q true friend is better than
the smile Of . cunning enemy.-Chicago
Journal.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

To be always happy, use Red Cross Ban
Blue. RafuDe initstiona.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

The Best Prescription for Chills
and Fever Is q bottle Of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. tits simply iron and quininei in
atasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price. SOC.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

An Unjust Charge.
Penelope is so abominably mannish"
Mannish! I wish you could see her
carve."@Denver Times.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

steal, While In other lands few peo-
pie absorb so much that the others
have no chance at appropriation. The
reason they do not steal is because
they cannot get their hands on it.
The governments Of Europe are so
expensive that after the salaries of
the royal families are paid there is
not much left to misappropriate. The
emperor of Russia has q nice little
salary of $s,210,00o. The emperor Of
Austria has a yearly salary Of 81, ooo,-
600. Victoria, the queen, has Q sal
airy of $4,000, 900. The royal plate Of
st. James palace is worth SIC, 900, 900.
There is q host of attendants, all on
salaries, some of them $1,000 q year.
some $4,000 a year. Comptroller of
the household, mistress Of the robes.
captain of gold stick. lieutenant of
silver stick, clerk Of the powder closet.
pages of the back stairs, master Of
the horse, chief equerry, equerries in
ordinary. crown equerry, hereditary
grand falconer, vice chamberlain,
clerk of the kitchen. grooms in wait
ing, lords in waiting, grooins of the
court chamber, sergeant-at-arms,
barge master and waterman, eight
bedchamber women, eight ladies of
the bedchamber and 30 on and SO on.
All this Is only type Of the fabulous
expense Of foreign governments. All
this is paid out of the sweat and blood
of the people. Are the people salts
fed? However much the Germans
like william, and Austria likes Fran
els Joseph, and England likes her
glorious queen, these stupsndous gov
eEnmeutal expenses ara built on .
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-21

BILE. Column and capital and dome,
built to endure until the world itself
skaters in commissions Of the last
earthquake. Oh, what a contrast be-
tween the smoking ruin on the one
hand and that gorgeous dream Of ar
chitecture on the other! Well, the day
speeds on when the grandest achieve
ment of man will be consumed and the
world will blaze. Down Will go gal
leries of art and thrones Of royalty,
and the hurricane Of Gods power will
scatter even the ashes of consumed
greatness and glory. Not one tower
left, not one city unconsumed, not one
scene of grandeur to relieve the desola-
ton. Forests diSmasted, seas licked
up, continents sunk, hemiapheres an
initiated. Oh, the roar and thunder
ing crash Of that last conhagration!
But from that ruin Of . blazing earth
we shall look up 20 see the temple Of
liberty and justice rising through the
ages. white and pure and grand, un-
SCARED and mistaken. Founded ON the
eternal rock and swelling into domes
of infinituds and glory, in which the
hal1elhiahs of Heaven have their re-
verberation. No fame Of human hate
shall blacken its walls. No thunder of
internal wrath shall rock ita founda-
tions. BY the upheld torches Of burn
ing worlds we shall read it on column
and architrave and throne Of eternal
dominion: Heaven and earth Ghall
pass away, but truth and liberty and
Justice shall never pass away"
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1900-04-05
Teachinr Efinneffo-

MADAM" he began as the door open
ed, 81 am selling new book on Eli
Quette and Department.
"Oh, you are" she responded. go
down there and clean the mud off your
feetv
"Yes'm. AS 1 was saying, ma'am, 1
am sep
''Take off your hat. Never address q
strange lady at her door without re-
moving your hat"
"Yes'm. Now, then, as was say
ing
"Take your hands out of your pock-
cts. No gentleman ever carries his
hands there"
"Yes'm. Now, ma'am, this work on
'Eti''-
'Throw away your pipe. If gen.
tleman uses tobacco, he is careful not
to disgust others by the habit
'Yes'm. Now, ma'am. in calling your
attention to this valua ble"-
'Wait. Put that dirty handkerchief
out of sight and use less grease N
your hair in the future. Now you To- K
a bit decent. You have book on Eli
quette and Department Very well.
don't want it. l am only the servant
girl. Go up the steps to the front door
and talk with the lady of the house.
She called me a downright, outright,
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS idiot this morning,
and l think the book you're selling is
just what she requires"
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1900-04-05
Doesn't Travel For Fun.

Far from being the great autocrat,
the arbiter Of things of magnitude, the
president of a railway system, be it
great or small, is a dealer in trifles,
with a consideration for everything.
Every accident, large or small; every
occurrence by which the road is to lose
a dollar or to make a dollar, comes to
the notice of the president. The sue
cessful head of a railroad is the one
who considers the details. He is the
man who makes the profits, and he is
the man who has to face the music at
the directors meeting.
When you see the bright, smooth
running travelling palaces of the rail-
way president trailing along behind
the long string of passenger coaches,
you can be safe in the opinion that the
occupant has not the softest snap on
earth. You can also rest assured that
If he is a success in his sphere he is
not travelling for fun.-Omaha World
Herald.