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stance. bot u might rive Q little advic,
on this part Of the business ! sheuld say
nrst ind out how much thssv 10 10
spend. and keep withia the mari raths,
than 20 beyond Il.
Then get paper. pen and Ink - pu,
down In black and white whas 10 abso.
iu'eiy necsAry. and calculate ne cost.
Necessities being supplied. plessans nd.
ditions may be made II there IL the
requisite money bu, 10 our friend IL
vtse she VII not buy very many gar.
ments There II no Advantage IN dosus
60
One pgson cannot posssbbr WEAR dos.
ems OF articles oil at once. aud when
goods have TO be stored. moth ana rust
CORRUPT. or thieves may break through
and steal sur'erfiuities bring nothing
bu; anxiety with them: they 70, out Of
dstessnd there 10 great risk Of their
being ultimately wasted.
When Ne read IN The papers Of aris.
toc-ntic brides having twelve dozens Of
everything We may BE- fairly certain
that the unfortunate young woman who
10 the owner of these Treasures VIII
never wear Them oil. Ladies aASds and
secondhand clothes dealers viil have
the most OF them and The rightfvl pos.
seasons share In thsir disposal viii b
vanity and vexstioa Of sp,rtt.
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AGAIN THE ROUND-SHOULDER CURE

10 the Editor Of
an
the
N shoulders
- should be What o
~ EE that you stand. walk erectw WORK
~ Learn to sleep without a pillow o very small one
Practice with light dumbbel
which consists bending forward
then coming and Strengthening all
without bending the
Early morning is the best when sx
0sunely tired
FOR your lungs practice breathing with
80 running But do TN No benS,
ooDes from doing violence body
~ editorial everybody
health Of than
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A,.rr 90. c'ock strike 80 20. I'D fo'ts
Z 'H. family ,re wondering what DO
ialns you And you should rtnlis" thai
they are tired ard their h'd'lmc h,s
arrived Tor Of course trcy do 0pi .h'1t
y rr'If.ng anti after sou ave ttkci
your cave
When YOU lene'hcn yHur asu attn -
l..'o.N v1u upset tho c7.re hIp rhol
Il d. b.I enough shcu y'arg Mao
eng -. h., rsll after m" regulation
n1rr when Young rir! /. surrounded
p, her family IN her owr homo but u
b''epnie. 4 gray" rn'sdemcanor wher q
MAJ cats upon woman nor 80 .ur.
rounded by l"nirn'. plying kins'pk-.a
womau boarding livirr IN some one
elses home
In IN" latter case ne SUBJECTS me adv
to grei, annoyance insult and sea rta'
Most Young women are diffider, % ,ut
reminding a man whom they trust i
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4, N OILY 4, YOU mcah it's II
wi final q kad JA'E Mar.hail
y with an angry look at the
serious fac opposite him.
''le. Jack. do. Her after you and
yin lee friends and t1ai Is all You
vii 60 on with YOUR studies and event
utlly maize the rioh marriage your
mother intends for YOU You and !
must wax dlffeTcli rath In He from
1c ono " hrd Planned. bu; We viii be
friends jack aud I shall look forward
to y1u- su-c,ss with - much price aud
interes' 1s sou aan dg.ir" Now. lack,
frr ne AXE OF our school days II
npthi { more let us he n ends
The sRer, voice for which Molly Matt.
aud vas "a muci eaSIei ceased, and
here va. silence In the little room.
lack rad just graduated from Harvard
and was aboG, 10 - abroad to continue
his medical studies for two years. How
h wanted to take Molly with him. both
he ana Molly knew. but she cnscien.
tlously refused To 70 and make Mrs.
Marshall miserable.
Tie naughty woman had called upon
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y THE FALL OF AGESILAUS MSWATT.

Would that I had locked up the In
vlsorItor bottle beforehand!
The men entered the ring amid 'umul.
tuous applause. Jus, rs ! was putting
on McSwatt's gloves he called out:
Ion. pili,' plity' l. those pity init.
tens for me-
II though, he was fool!ng, or else hal
jag.
Just then hc caugh, sight o' Fttz.
-harklett's green and red figh,lnr tights.
and stretched gu; hls arms and began 10
crow and Jap his hands
Roy wants en-" he rhusklei. ~
90 don't div EN- to me right away quick
babyil wy
Then W. carried him back 10 his
dressing room. squsl'InE and slapping at
~ and sayirr he'd tell mamma.
You see, gentlemen. that man had
rIt mold of The 'Inylgorator when |
wasn't looking and had Injected a Whole
piilful Of the stun into his arm. II had
brought him down 10 the lender age Of
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Mrs Maitland and Molly and finding
The latter alone. had told her that u
would break her heart aud spoil her
whole lifes plans II Jack did not marry
his rich cousin. Eleanor North. adding:
"Of course. II would he . great match
for you. but when Jack Is once In
Europe he will see his mistake and II
will no far better to break on now than
TO be tied FOR life to man who does
rot really love you
Ten years passed and changes entered
the lives Of our friends. Mrs. Maitland
and Mrs. Marshall both died. With.
In three months OF each other The two
mothers were laid away. Jack had not
h-en heard from up 10 the time of his
mothers death. and Molly had taken up
:...!.: :. h.- rcc..!c. :.a -. :ss'-cs
II the Emergency Hospital at h.
For the hrst year after leaving home
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n. - Housekeeping and the
Trousseau.

Terry often when a girl becomes en-
kased she SAYS 10 herself II vii
y make the home over which ! shall
hsv. 10 preside well ordered and happy
and 70 this end r,us, make myself
proficient In housswlsery I sili do
some Of the work Of The house FOR moth
Or and Try 30 make myself thoroughly
compe,en, 10 fulfil the duties which lie
before me
The resolve 10 mos, excellent but .,
l. made rather lac In she day.
A girl should understand house~,fery
before she sets engaged, II she l. to
make much ~ n. The period Of en-
sagemeni IL fun ~ distrartions and
very exciting. During Its continuance
all SORTS % demands are made upon
time. thought and attention Lover.
are eSac;lns. conrratul,tory visits have
to be received and paid. plan, have to
he made and altogether me training
obtair ed then IL not likely to be yer,
satisfa Glory.
Houseuifsry skin 4, not {, b. acquire
~ ITS and starts !, eanno; be oh.
tsinei In \ hurry 1, needs time. pa
thence. Industry and intelligence. and tn.
details mus h" practisN again and
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THIS MAN DIDN'T TAKE OATH TO KILL
~ The Editor Of The Evening World.

U
oa1cc
told he hin Anoa
him
n.
la HIS letter delayed reaching
M tention the mobdy
~ temperament whose his
uine and intense.
- He did not take oath b.,
ence OF Bun he did make In
threatening to Kill who threatens Stay
ouderer In intent His words
He puts his liberty jeopardy
II better to endure little profsne
upon ones self by ah taking
another really does damage himself than could
down blow.
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vsracy why some says no will and
como SAYS ne won't"
You remember AGe-iiars Mcswat'"
tho Ex-Manager began Wen. thai
man was the flower OF all the hAvy
weights Not a fghier among them
could Vsnd against him FOR three
rounds. A. a ring general no coult out.
manoeuvre Napoleon, while his hitting
powers would make q piie.drivsr look
liz. a quarter q dollar and Its attend
ant nickel
"I'ut he grew old-pretty near sixty
he was and he lef, the ring Just then
along came this Russian. MetchnisneeIs
with his theory Of injecting young blood
into old men and restoring lost youth
while you wat Now that theory was all
right, Mcchnisnec1s's InyiEora'or II .
bird. II ever there sas one
well. McSwat, read about I; an1 he
came to me with a big proposition. ! ar
ranged a match for him With o'Toole.
one of the th,rd-ra,e heavy-weights.
pToole though, he had . cinch against
the old iias-bc-n Then Ne sent 20
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Zach. Ya'shsii hal lived pretty VIZ
lifr hIi on Christmas morning. Molly'e
hi-tidlg. he rad bowed the curly head
and promised hImself and higher
power. to live life worthy OF Molly
Maitland. even though she would never
he his.
From tha, lime success attended oil
his undertakings. ami he had made .
name for himself IN the medical world.
After settling up his esiat" 0or the
immense property was left entirely 70
him. lie entered upon his duties ms city
physician 10 B..
One day IN June he started out to
vlsi, the Emergency Hospital and con
sd, With tn. Director aud matrofis
with regard 10 extensive impr ovene4f'
which were about T., be- made. si,uhg
there In The coy little reception hAl.
he wondered. az he had Oft wondered
before, VIVA. mad become OF Molly Nal.
land.
so sorry 10 have kept YOU waiting.
DR. Ms,sAsll." said sweet voice In
wc.l-terenbsred tones that made him
.tart. "bnt my attention was csred 10
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SAYE-BuT DON'T "SklMP."

90 hour prosperity general this favored country
~ everybody he said have a share In
What doing with share letting to waste
do with the lean Then
xslc anybody has to be sorry will be
This prophecy OF bad tlme7 II Is invitation
should time ought
plenty something
the horuey old provers Of tae rainy day
0rA thing avoided with
singiness There's skmp which plain English
Don't tina, vocabulary
Live we'll without coming limit doars
Feed body enby mind literally Dress without,
straining fashion
theatre feel that Afford
Did think what would I've the effect
started 1 'skimp' once'
expresses Bankruptcy.
Hard times drive pspe the saving
hardness Of process
laying oil dollars aside instead spending
household the result would period mmd
depression. which would make a and dismal
Dconomy this kind would be
sbjsct
Saving that Involves deprvatons unhcahf
v1sa ourselves neighbour
The right future that
be able perform this
Q buFden to the community
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a new case and
GOOD heavens. Molly exclaimed the
d!sn.iled d1c:or. have found your Are
you matfoi, here
Well! ;it.ic Irish Maggie. VINO Wa
sweeping down the stairs. told the head
chainbcrmaid that. tine matron Just
said Jack. like as II she vas going to
drop. and then he ketched her In his
arms and with wide-eyed astoaish-
meat. he kissed her and kissed hss
and she let him.
The doctor often says. a. he looks
lovingly at his wife Perhaps. Molly.
II is jus. as well that won't to The devil
and back again % win my angel. I
was TOO impetuous for you then. dear
est
And Molly :suEhinEly answers: Are
80: ss:s- 90, haze soii-u All over thai
impetuosity. "-Condensed from
Boston Post
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THE GOVERNOR WITH THE DRUG CLERKS.

ROOSEVETS to the State Legislature contains nothing
author has been taking lessons In wresinr
uH be told by the Executive of great Com
" who have pped millions the people
10 Conpte consolation for this grief
not the State canal business
suaning finely
Ia dsconcng certain sporting gentlemen to read recon
the Horton boxing This looks AT first
Of form the Of the Governor who an open
puglys who abused the Ho
privileges however the real persons fault
sympahizng with the drug clerks
with tho who their prescriptions
wdawakc The fight for the relief the drug
this from ts and
Evening gladly Albany
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FIRST aid TO WOUNDED HEARTS,

Net Hss WITH . Ool1.oosaAe1 Des.
t1se.
a. . yssss mechanic, tsenty.ssss yesp Oh
aad hav. h-ys eonany With yevas LAD,
vhs Z have r~ssoa to believe isves ne Bu,
The ether evening . attended . theatre 10 rom.
;sny With . couple u NAH frissds ssa met her
10 tss eompssy Of tsh.hssSsa ssatismas
shs I ansevssd found oct frva her LADY irissa
vss . sssia- wssh -. u yes we're ne.
ash her ~ a. srv,ssssIcs, hsssiss ,Asi she 10
svesysAing 70 me- -.
why. yts. think you might ask for
an explanation A. to the attentions Of
the baiA.headsd gentleman. ] cannot zee
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Me" Were the old people who placed
0 trained pirrot In The room whe
ever their daughter had a gentleman
-sller. Tip TO the time IA. clock struck
20 Poll was apparently dumb. but after
th,i magic signal her vonbls tongue
loosened with mor,Ifyinr effect upon
the Young man who was tarrying to-
li'n
u.s. 10 O'clock. young man where
your hat' Where's your nat?''
The reader nav infer that the young
man beat a h,sty retreat TO appeas'
plll's Just Indignation.
History also r-cords-that II FASTENED
a wedding. LAURA JEAN LIBBEY.
Miss i.ibb-y writes these articles
Ter The Evssiss World saeis-
sive,y. ~ arrangement ~tth shs
Family story Paper.
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QUERIES q ~ ANSWERS 81 g
W > EVENING WORLD READERS.

D u RiBht.
which 10 correct For q gsntismin % cRsf h.s
hAsd 10 . lady on introduction. % TO usit for
her TO oaer him her hand: A ssys the former
D ssys the latter ETIQUETTE.
6,53S Heet.
whs, 10 'ss total distance o. the Biookiyn
bridge With extensions. irom entrsse. to %.
trnos' W. ". and X =.
. u nsghs.
80 born Jan :: 1850 and claims no vss
forty yssv cid Jan. {! isee, ssys he s0
forty one Which 10 the CORRECT sss' J.. Y.
las. Z. 1901.
wh.n Tors be ,sss,.'h century nsin- Re-
spse;fuIl,. ANXIOUS.
II 10 Credited ia Abraham Lsneols.
va % rvsponsss 'sr tbs ssyiAs. 'Yss 90
Ten, su a IL psopss soae Z ~ Tine sas u
ne psRis eli of the ;ias. Bet ysa osn't lei eli
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that u makes matters worse because h
happens TO BE- q dentist II does sus.
ses' Itself TO ne thai you would have
saved all this trouble had you asked
the young lady 10 IN. theatre rather
tran 10 have selnshly made QUE Of The
party Of men. What d,d you expect her
TO do Nhile you we're at the theatre?
4 adessUsaDhes's no0Oase.
~ yesss lazy. svss,ess yssrs u -.
IN snSi'ysd - . nigga her 10 Q AsOvaSv~
hsas. On coming hssss fra sussss I ss.A
nsS ycsas maa uish sAsa . vssn me b
~ acquainted. A sssfisoss fr,sss q miss sse
hsess hla- ssys No live 10 yesk siiis. ssas
plses. - 10 aivsss iss,es The ,rsls Il tAs
AsAp-ssSrh srSsa s,Assa n yss tAia u
sesh - pecpss 10 spoh 10 hin " 90 ~ n
fdssl 70 issrodses ne roun v~y trsl,.
GRACE
u would he better form Tor you %
val. until the young man evinces a ds.
asrs to make your acquaintance, which
- can easily DO. II . his place % ash
the maiual friend &c present him. II n
nee erect for yoong Girls 10 make asy
advances Of this nature
NARY - Walsf
sa . ycsas sssy. tsss', yssp c,s. sas Ssvo
tses saas eth . yesns nan. No has tAnsa -
70 ~ all be psspie Ne gives ne has1asO
ps~sss's sns No 10 ,.', assisss sss ss 10 aass,
hin q sses. Dot ~ kss't sssay wa ~
ysss rvssl Wssh -. sAssh " slusb,s 10
fhis csss /" NAM Of sses - ssms "a
No. ! sbovsd never sdviss . gisi 70
n.srry . man Who has not . STEADY -
sitioa. saiees. Of curve. ~ hs1 ss0s
'shss sssrcs = iacs9s. \ 80 ~ oaar
- ~ ssee3 GnoeaV9oae - n1neo1f
=. - ma1o - = - . ollI4
-. -
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At, to-, A., rp-icus sn's' Aad Nes.su' the
PEOPLES re-.
b., Nslcks, iS-snt snos Il for bee sleep ng
souldly y.t
Tat gave " The right to tackle some
nrst-class nan. and We did
We challenged big McAblun Ther"
w. Just ore .,ayy- weight IN the ring
VINO could lex McAbluff. and that was
IN worlds champion himself The
champion would come later
We save McSwnt' = iltlespo ,nfnl Of
Iry'so-u:Hr and maze MIN twenty-five
YEAR Cd
Thea We turned him bose on Nc
AhluH. JHd In fwo rounds McAb'un lay
dreaming glad glad dreams NJ home and
mother
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EXPERIENCE A. A TEACHER.

u andrrsiand you are an athlete" re-
marked ;he Iandiady to the NV sosraer
Yes. ma'sm.' proudly answered the
n. b. II arr the champion high Jumper
from jumpersvi.le"
That being Inc case" said the lana.
lady. Il ~iii have to ask you to pa, your
board In advance. rye had I'll ths ssSs.
E>poN Uosb tunoep ! ~ ouA~
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aeou, si;.eac between 10. In bets, va'e
money. &c.
Then w challenged Socket rium.
lie big second raicr. and Socket
thought II would he like finding the
money In tho street
But we .quirted another cup'ul n
Old Meichnisneexe's Inv,rorator into
McSwatts arm at the r1ngsde and
brought him down to the age OF thirty
n local poe, laureate described that
night IN the following lurid yet graphic
Lines:
Mss.au sa,l~d is,s soAs and 10 pslvsrssd his
md then he slusssA him to the rop~s And !.
slam med hin On the soor
u. banged he soisr ps'us till It "rset ssainr
his spine.
And seeks, thought hs'd run ssAias saas
Msias- destroying miss.
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o: tie people all Of ,ss timsr' SoSPLUssaD
In the Former Beer War. The
DOers IVES.
". the hs''Is % Nsiuhs MN sousAt 10 THE
Bos' sr or In In. former Bssr ssr' who
von' IMMIGRANT
Mary shelley.
Who srsts a once famous bool called 'vrsah-
ssstsin'" I claim IL sss Poe NJ friend nm
Bulssr.
Twesty.soe Yeass.
Hoe cid mus, . man hora In Nee Yoss ciu y
bssors he can legally ,os'
worLD.BE VOTER
10 this year isse. . lssp year.
n sIEoEt.
James ,. CeeGas.
VIA, 10 The ssms Of the Prsssdsas q The -.
oash Of nashsstsnr NEW BRlcHron.
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Metchnisreezc FOR some ~ his invtgora,-
Ing preparation and Injected ,bou, .
cupfui of I, into McSwat,'s arm.
1T took 'ull tstny years on MS
he
lie re.entrrri the rms nan 81.
forty. ana N about e'g' teen second
o'To1le thought an Emp.ro state Es-
press train Sas INDUCING IN spor,,ve
game ~ tar aHd that he vas e.
"O'Toole wen, to ,l,cp IN he irs
found aEj McSwait ana collected
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The GIRL WhoIs Going TO BE MARR|ED.
Ry PHYLLIS BROWNE.

again until the worker 10 familiar With
them.
~ gfri about to b marr1s1 hAs post
ponsd hsr domestic education until ahs
has arrived At this point Of oourse she
viii have to DO her best. but the prcb-
ability II that many iessone will have
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PREQlENTI.V DONE.

sioui-Do you believe /. 10 possible 10
cook by elsc:r.ci;y.
ks,don-Affes a sssicn- cNsnisd
public nan In Washington the osaes 1ay
asa - ssst ~ ~ Ussss gseoe ~ ~.
~ I.W4 -
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10 b iaArned after marriage a. the ccse
OF Annoya nce. worry and discomfort.
The purchase Of the troussssu natur-
ally occupies muoh thought on the pass
Of a prospective bride. The number.
style and quality Of the garments
boush, mus, vary In almost every In
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ITS Ex- Msnar.T told me N. .t1ry
N friend 4 IN" IA Manager IN
being asked II 'he latter wa a
man u truth and veia-lty uscl 70 re-
mark
i can answer MT sis truth nut a. for
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-04

"McSwait was the dol Of the nation.
And when. The next month. Fitxshark-
belt. the worlds champion heavy
weight. accepted our challenge the pop
ulsr excitement lay around In chunks
ON the sidewalk.
with NcSwatt for popularity.
1T was then had my first quarrel
with McSwati lie wanted another
do,e OF the invigcrani but ! said No
very hard. lie was quite young enough.
An overdose might max. him too young.
He seemed to Yield TO my views.
The day Of the Tight arrived.
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TINE psassr ~ Corar.

Nov. SIR. ! 'hirk you said In your
direct examination that you we're born
and bred 10 iris viciriv."
Il said nothing Of the kisl. ~. I
|sas1 vac bgs6 - bssa y ~ ss1OAp
beseseGS -
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Look heih. Ephraia. whsr yo' ewtne
In sech . nc % dst'
To . mashed hall. Linda. Ah's sup-
rcsed 10 10 unc.e San
TO dcan say: Wal. cum hsch hesh.
man. an RICK 6ess twins- Rarksa N
yc' am unc,e Sen ne 70 p,scs - taxi
hsas % cur nse pos>eseSsns. nagoou|
Am lsse ~ - g y - - 81
- 90 ~
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three
Where 10 no now I asked
Tn . founding asylum over In Jer.
s-y. answered his Ex- Manager They
say he's learning to talk quite plainly
He's nearly seven nov. Ycs. sir: Old
Metchnisneezes theory Is all right
ALBERT PAYSON TERHt'NE.
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Not to BE Outdone.

James Russell Lowell was great
student of dialect. One day while in
England he entered South Shields
restaurant and sat down opposite a
barefooted Shields yokel, who had
been walking and w ose feet were
tired
Waiter he said, ''bring me steak
and fried potatoes"
The yokel leaned his elbows upon
the table. Bring me yam, tee" he
said.
bring me cup of coffee and rolls, -
continued Lowell.
Bring me yam, tee" said the yokel.
..And, John, you may bring me q
bootjack."
"Bring me yam, tee" added the
yokel.
!. why, what on earth can you want
with bootjack?" asked Lowell, sur.
prised into asking the question. The
retort nearly took away his breath:
ssGan away, We fule,' . said the yokel;
"d'ye think Gamma eat bootiack as
well as ye?"-Glasgow (Scotland)
Times.
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MARRlAG

r.vcnshire lane as I trotted along
ssscther day, much In want OF a subject
I ~ myself have hit on strain,
! -. Marriage is jsst like Devonshire
lane
:. ~ flrst place. it's long, and when once
YOU are in 1t.
{ 8. ,ods Won as fast as cage does lin
net:
n..,. forward you must, there is no turn
ing round
- though tits so long, 1t is not very
wide.
- tvo are the most that together may
ride:
/ asd ZEN then It's a chance but they get
II pother,
A.a iostle and cross, and run foul Of each
other.
! oft Poverty greets them with mendicant
looks,
asd Care pushes by them, o'erladen with
crooks;
And strifes grazing wheels try between
them to pass,
and Stubborness blocks up the way on
her ass.
5 IN the banks are so high, to the left
hand and right
s4kat they shut out the beauties around
them from sight:
n hence you'll allow tbs an inference
4 plain,
B III marriage is just like q Devonshire
| lane.
~ thinks i. too. these banks within
which we are pent,
mn bud, blossom and berry are richly
besprent;
~ the conjugal fence, which forbids US
10 roam,
f1uln lovely. when decked with the COM
81 forts of home.
b h the rocks gloomy crevice the bright
holly grows,
~ Ivy waves fresh DER the whitening
ss rose:
I Al the evergreen love of a virtuous wife,
coothes the roughness of care-cheers the
winter of life.
I'm long be the journey, and narrow thu
s. way!
III rejoice that I've seldom turnpike to
pay;
I'D uhate'er others say. be the last to
complain,
heagh Marriage be just like Devon
shire lane
tambers' Journal.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1900-06-07
Beginning Early.

Mamma Gas train slows up at rural
station)-Let the window down, Os-
tend! Don't you see that hornets
nest suspended from the limb? Sup
pose hornet should fly ii and sting
you?
Ostend-Let them cnme, mamma!
II I get stnng I can sue the railroad
for personal injuries. Chicago Daily
Nsws.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1900-06-07
Horse Philosophy.

The men standing about the horse
that had slipped and fallen on the wet
granite block pavement were encour-
aging the animal to get up by kicking
him vigorously.
''Yet why should Icomplain of their
treatment of me?" soliloquized the
horse. "That is the way they treat one
of their own kind when he is DOWN.
Chicago Tribune.