The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-02-04
Gopsrighted 1906 by Robert Howard Russell,

"weIf. SIR" said Mr. Doofey. "tfs
to see that tn gfaryous OIL commonwealth
iv Kentucky Is itself again
'Hows that2. asked Mr. Henressy.
eft some tine. past said Mr.. pooley,
''they's BEEN nathin' doin' that.d make
meethn' iv th Epwerth league, tnthrestin.
Til bHstandersi in Kentucky has been as
safe as jeurneyman highwayman IN
Chicago. Perfectly innocent an unarmed
men whit into tn state an come out
again without a. btrlfet hole In their
! backs. lit looked fr' a while. as If tn life
Nv TIL" ordR'ry visitor was goin' to be- as
harmless In Kentucky as In Utah, tn
home: iw tn desthreyers Nv American do
nestle Life. L dinnaw why 1t was,
whether lit was TIN influence fv our new
citizens in Cuba an tn Ph'lfppeenss or
what it was, but anyhow tn ony news
that came out iv Kentucky was as peace
full Hinnassy, as tn rayports iv bloody
battle. In Sauth Africa But Kentucky,
as Hogan says, was not dead. but only
sleepfn. Ti' other day that gran" OF
state woke up through two Nv It's fore
most rapid firm citizens.
"'They met be chanst In hotel con-
tagious to a bar Col. Derringer was set
tin i'll a chair peacefully fixin tn ham,
mer iv his forty-four Colt gun. PRESENTED.
to him be his constituencies OH tn &C.
casion Nv his minl-Ea bile speech on TIL.
NECESSITY iv spreadin tn eiVfliza ton ix
tn United States to tn ends tv th'
wur-rtfid. SurEoundin' him was Mai
Bulseye. we'll known lawyer, cattle,
| raiser an Journalist fv Athens. Bulger
county. whose destruction Nv Capt. Cas-
| sius GIaueus' Virgins at tn meetin' N
/ TIL thrustees IN TIL Sicond Baptist,
church excited SO much comment among
sportjn' men three or four years ago..
Gin'r Il Rangefinder, iv Thebes; Col. Chiv-,
Wy, iv' Sparta, who whitfield Mai Lycur-
gus Gam, Nv. Thermepylae, down to- tn
wishbone at tn anti-pelyganatst meet
in las June, an other well known GIN
t1emen.
9TH party was suddenly confronted be
Mai Lyddite, iv Carthage. an party
fy frndS who were In town for tn puF-
pose nv protecttn' tn suffrage again
amy pollution but their own. Col. Der
ringer an MAJ. Lyldfte- had been infTnies
FIR sixeral months, liver since Maj. Lyd-
dite III an attinpt to- desthroy WAN "
his fellow citizens. killed a cow belongfn
to- tn janiaf colonel TIL two gtntlemen
had sworn Err 10. Stay each other at sight
or thirty days an all Kentucky society
has been on what Hogan calls TIL ques
veev OR lookout, FIR another thrageedy
to- be added to TIL long list fv similar
ivfnts that marks TIL hfsthrey tv tn.
Dark an Bloody Groun'-which IS a name
given to Kentucky be her effectfonate
SONS.
without Hrur-rud or bow both
gintfemen dhrew ON each other and be-
gun deadly fusflIade. That IS. Hin
Missy, they begun shootin at tn. by
ISLANDERS. TIL tell We what TIL pa-apers
said about it. Tn two antagonists was
IN perfect form an. well sustained tn
reputation Nv tn state FIR acc'rate work
naanship. Col Derringer's first shot
caught a boot an shoe drummer firm
Chicago square in tn back amid con-.
sid rable applause Maj. Lyddite tied tn
scoor be naflin' a scrubweulan On tn
top w a ladder. TIL man at tn, traps
sprung heel boy whom tn colonel en'y
winged, thus goin' back wan. but his
second barrel brought down book cam
vasser firm New York, an this bein a
Jew man STINT him ahead three. Tn ma
jor had an atsY wan FIR tn. head waiter.
naifin' him jist as he jumped into coal
hole.
"Feur ell Th' colonel thried a difficult
polisman. lamin' him. Thin tn major
turned his attintton to his own frirds
an made three twos in succession. TIL
colonel was not so forch-nate. He caught
! Mai Bu1lseye an Capt. Virgins, but
Gin'ral RaEgefnder was safe behind a.
BARRIERS pole an; Col. Chfvvy futtered
] out ~ range. Thus tn scoor WAS tin
to six at tn conclusion fv tn days
spoert fH favor fv Maj Lyddite. I'm
/ Fortunately tn gallant major was enable
FIR to reap tn reward fv his. excellent
craftsmanship, FIR In a vain tndeavor f'r
q large seeor he chased tn barber iv tn
sfcond chair into tn sthreet an there
| slfppin' on a banana peel, fell an sus-
/ tanned injuries from which he subse
quertly died. In him tn country loses
a vafu' BILE an accfrate citizen, tn state
I a lille an rapid frih' SON, an society
q Ieadin' figure, his meat market an gro
Gerry bein' wan iv tn largest outside iy
Minerva. Some idee fv tn accuracy ~
| TIL fire can be gained firm tn detailed
scoor, as follows: Lyddite, three hearts,
wan lung. wan kidney, five brains. Der
ringer, four hearts. two brains. This
has seldom been excelled. Among tn
minor casualties resuitin' firm this
| painful but delightful sofree was tn fol-
| lowin': Erastus Hath Nuggfns, kilt be
iumpin' firm tn, roof; Blank Cassidy,
hide an peit salesman firm Chicago, bur-
rid undher victims: Capt. Epaminendas.
| Luci,ls Quintus Cassius Mareealus
Xerxes Cyrus Bangs, tv Heganpo.is. Ham
| ilcar township. Butseen county. died iv
| hear-rt disease whin his seoor was tied.
| TIL las named was g. prominent leader
| In society,", q crack shot an g. gintieman
| iv tn oil school without fear ar with
out reproach. His son succeeds to his
tlunch car. Tia others don't count.
/ !" Twas sr-feat day FIR Kentucky,