The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-10-26

Such ungOdly lies has Alden j.
Times been telling in the Daily Liar
that they have driven Gov. Rogers
to bed
Judge Estee has made another
paramount issue" for the Bryanites,
and they are taking advantage Of the
opportunity.
We agree with you, Mr.. Ronald, !
you talk too darn much" and for
talking too much you will be de-
feated all the same too much.
Can you reasonably explain why
you should vote for Bryan and De
mocracy? If you can do so, you are
the only person in this whole land
Of ours that can.
Mckinley and Roosevelt are GER
tainly the only political pebbles on
the beach just now, though there be
waves Of Bryan that temporarily
sweep over them.
Seattle's school election next Sat
urday, November 4, promises to be
a warm number, in which the enc
mics Of Prof. Barnard are going to
come out second best.
A twenty thousand majority for
"Mckinley and Prosperity" is the
watchword from now until the cleo
ton. Is it a bargain? Then let ev-
cry fellow and his brother up to his
duty.
Admiral Sampson is said to be dy-
ing at his home on account Of the
unjust censure that he has been sub
Jected to by the general public
What a pity that Schley is not in
his place
Who can successfully deny that
Prof. Frank J. Barnard has not made
d most excellent city superintendent
OF public education, and that, too,
despite the claquings Of a few litter
ate nondescripts?
Whose friend are you? If ours,
you will advertise in The Seattle
] Republican, if nothing more than
small card, for enough Of those make
a most excellent showing when sum-
med up together Do not overlook
this point.
There are but two registered Chi
nese voters in Seattle, and it is re-
ported that they will vote the Demo-
cratic ticket. It's ever thus the off
scourings Of humanity in the United
States always vote the Democratic
ticket.
Poor old Calderhead- party is
paying no attention to him. Ii he
should manage to get a bakers dozen
votes the Democratic central com
mittee should not be blamed for it.,
as the committee has not done any,
thing in that direction.
The name Of Seattle is enrolled
among the great cities of the United
States, while sleepy, old Tacoma
snaps and snarls necessarily at the
progress being made by the other.
She Is fast becoming submerged in
her own dotage
Early in November it is the inten-
ton oil the management of The Re
publican to begin a series Of articles
on ''The Depravity of Man After He
Has Once Wrecked Bank" 1t will
be of much local interest, you can
bet.
AIR Strut (wick) seems to be an
awfully good strut (er), but he can
not strut well enough to strut on the
legal bench OF the King county
courts, and simply because his strut
has Democratic North Carolina
move to it.
When Democrats say that Cudihee
Is popular in the country they are
simply talking through their hats, as
neither they nor Cudihee knows
whether he Is either popular or I'M
popular i'll the country. Van De
Nanter will beat the man thousand
votes in King county.
Figures never make liars, but liars
do make figures, and they make them
in hurry at that, and no better ex-
ample OF this can be cited than the
DAILY Liar Of this city. 1t makes
figures so fast that it does not re-
member one day the set Of figures
it made the previous day.
Jim Ham Lewis brings news from
the East that Bryan will be elected.
We seem to remember that the same
gentleman said that Col James
Hamilton Lewis would be reelected
by 10000 majority, but he was not,
and the same fate awaits Mr.. Bryan.
1t is claimed that the Parnellites
IN the English parliament have been
united and have decided to fight ev-
erything that comes before that
body which Is anti-Irish. Perhaps
those lrishmen may agree, but, if
they do, we are inclined to believe
the millennium is not very far away.