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The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
aicrited GaatigntIan.

A certain Youth, full VI the Zeal ct
Immaturity, carefully Instructed an
Ancient Gentleman on the question OF
Future Punishment, explaining 10 hiih
that No such Thing could BE, wheieal
the Aged Gentleman Arose and Kicked
tho Youth with Violence.
"Alas!" cried the Youth, 'sneh u
the Result Of Trying to Reform III old
Fogyt"
Nay, Nay" replied the Elderly Cen
tlcman. II believe you Fully, | am
Kicking You for Not Putting me uhte
Thls some Fifty Years Sooner "wl'hila
delHhIa Press,
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29

There il more Catafrh IN this section Of the
country than oil other Diseases put together
and until the last few years Was supposed 70 be
ineurable, For y great many years doctors pros
remedies, and by constantly failing tn cure
with local treatment, pronounced IL inturhblr
SCIENCE has pfayen eatarrh TO be u eenhtltu'
tianal disease, and therefore requires G6nsti'
tutional treatment Halls CatRrrh Cure, man'
ufastHted by y. J, Cheney Il Co, Toledo, OHIO
IN the only constitutional cure on the marktt
II Ia taken internally Ia doses ffum 10 dfons e.
q teasPoonful, IL aptR directly upon the ba9d
and mucous surfaces OF the kystenr They dGrt
ono hundred dollars for any ease " fnila 20 cure
Send for circulars and testimonials, Address
j., J, CHENEY II co, Foledo Onto,
Sold by Druggists, Too,
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
Reflections of a bachelor.

If man Rugged his delusions as long
as woman does, he would never hug
woman,
4 clever girl Is very seldom pretty.
That Ii generally the reason why she
Is clever.
An old bachelor Is the only one who
never fasls TO get lot of satisfaction
out of marriage. ...
A girl almost always has objections
to either mans business position or
his family cunnectlons-tili he asks
her.--New York Press.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
Her EsecuIiue Nay

And you feel sure that my daughter
looks with favor upon your sultT' in
quired the aged parent
We'll" replied the youth with frank
ness, Il don't want TO be too sure
about it. OF course, you are aware
that your daughter squints. Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
Almost a. Good.

"Do you believe you will succeed ia
having your man acqulttedT' asked
one lawyer.
Il haven't given much thought to
that phase Of the question: answered
the other. But am absolutely con
fident that we can have the trial post
poned often enough to prevent con-
vlction. Washington Star.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
Athletics md Intellect,

Il accept one view IN politics one
day and the opposite view the nest"
why do you do that Cousin
Amelia
on, it keeps the mind young and
elastic to change liz convictions often"
-~ indianapolis Journal,
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
A Practical Native,

Aunt Gertrude-"A what viii y0u
Do when you are man. Tommy"
Tnmmy-"l'm golr' 10 grow belfh, '
Aunt GeTtrude-Why|
1ammy~"neeause then won't nave
nearly so much face 10 wash, "wcolT
iier's Weekly,
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
A D,sa,p.intsa Host.

Sandy-''A'm telIte ye hey new
nebbur, Donar,"
D0naid-"Aye,"
1 Sandy" An what like Is heG"
D0naid-"Well, he's curious laddle.
A went to hey bit talk wi him IN
ither evenIn', nm he offered me a glass
O. whisky, dye soc? Weel, he was
poorln' il DOT, an' 4 said to him Stop
AN lac stoppIt! That's the soort o
mon ne is."--Punch.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
me Mna Annuninled WIth snrah,

Il have got had news for ye," snld
the ueighbor AZ he rode NJ to the
feuce, "sI peayy has run away with
your wife"
Il guess he hain't," said the farmer
with conviction, mo man Twin could
run away with Sal, Maybe, now
she's run off with sI,"~indianapnlis
Press,
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
PATIENTS,
Lisa OF Pateats Issued Last Week 40
NsrtANssfssu Inventors,

Thomas Forstner. sigel, Mimi, wag.
on bexi Arthur q, neyereil and j. J.
Lake, ut, Paul, Mimi, saikayer car
seat, George II, Gaadeli, NJ. Paul.
MINI. throttle valve, Albert II, kres
On and A., Leasman, Buffalo Lake,
MINI, mechanical movement; Joseph
Latourell and II, 4. flacher, sleIiins
Center, Minn,, music stand; Carl II,
Olson, Candy, MINI, harness,
Msrwin. Iothr0p " Johnson, Patent After,
psys, ell Il 6is Pioneer Press Bldg, ~, Pau
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
asa pEu WEEK

A salary Of SIS per weak and expenses will
DO pa d 10 man with ono or twoeh rse riE 10
Introduce eur Poultry Compound aud Lice
X Her among Farmers, Address with
ftamp Acme Mfg Co, Hes AolHes, Iowa
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29

MINES AND MINING-Invest In new
discovery. Only hard coal mfnes
west of Pennsylvania, anticipated
profits 900 to I. j. NJ. bennett, Coun
fy Surveyor, Valley City, N. ID.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29

sSTs Perus nently Cured. No fits NERVOUSNESS afel
aret DAVIS use of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve RestoreI
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and trea'i n
In. r. II. KLINE, Ltd. S3l Arch ST., Philaaeiphia'
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29

Neglect Of the hair hFlugs balaGe's tH
Peasants HAM HALaAA and save your haEI,
HIHpEpgoKRh tbs best cure for cares laets
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29

A girl is invariably in love when
she refers to the twilight as In the
cleaning.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29

To know how to grow old is the mas
terwork Of wisdom and one Of the most
difficult chapters in the great art OF
living.-Amiel.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29

THE GRIP CURE THAT DOES CURE.
Laxative Hrolno Quinine Tablets removes
the cause that produces La Grippe. ". w,
Groves signature Is on each box sSfS
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29

The happening Of the unexpected
never worries people who are not pre-
pared for anything in particular
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
TT " FsF uEFtNE,lI Tue -.
all'K Family Pills are the best

Piao's Care for Consumption is our only
medicine for coughs and colds. Mrs. T.
beltz, 40 9Th Ave. Denver. Col Nov.s, 'V6
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29

If marriage is sometimes failure 1t
is probably because so many people
marry without experience.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-03-29
To- Place Our Seeds i'm Every Home in the Country

on receipt of2 cents each TO pay, postage
Stoves and Ranges. D-AgTtcnlturh.
Musical Instruments, S-Sr8shs atl'
.dies' and Gents Furnishing Goods. b
Id Shoes. C-Ladies' Cspes and Cloaks
~ over 1000 PAGES and over ONE
81 PAID. Write for 1t at once. Our lar
The Florida star. (Titusville, Fla.) 1880-1917, 1900-07-13

OF, and this tiounce Is almost plain and
has only enough gathers to hold the
bottom out well. This hounce Is also
tucked in three clusters Of three. while
the scalloped edge is at the bottom OF
the skirt The sleeves are tucked. and
at the elbow they have sort OF cum OF
the embroidery. The neck Is left un-
covered. as the wide collar is only 10
the lower part OF the throat. This
gives Ii cool and pleasant look. \
pink silk twisted belt finishes a very
maidenly and dainty dress. forgot
say that the skirt is laid in tiny plaits
all around the hips except I'm the front
and back. where there is one wide one.
Nearly all the girls frocks are quite
low in the neck. OLIVE HARPER.
The Florida star. (Titusville, Fla.) 1880-1917, 1900-07-13

power is proved. ii is not wholly Wis
iOnary or impossible to say that on
miles and miles of coast these motors
will be erected and that cities will be
heated, lighted and furnished power
for running railways and factories by
this new plan"
The sOutherners machine has been
likened TO the apparatus used by John
Meuli-Hilty OF Maersteten, Switzer-
land. The tide, however. instead Of the
waves is the primary agent employed.
The infiOwing water enters a reservoir
through valves in the flooring. When
the tide has reached its full height and
begins TO recede. the valves close, re-
tanning tons OF the salty liquid. A great
siphOn then conducts the water to the
shore, where il is caused to flow over
the blades Of huge power wheel
If desired, Il number Of storage tanks
can be built on the shore. The water
can he conducted first to these by
means OF a siphon and afterward be
utilized at pleasure in operating the
wheel Should the surf be too strong
at the point selected for the converting
station, reservoirs that receive water
at high tide only could be constructed.
FREDERICK II. TooNBs.
The Florida star. (Titusville, Fla.) 1880-1917, 1900-07-13

The law holds both maker and circu-
latOr of connie rfeit equally guilty. The
dealer who sells YOU a dangerous counter
felt of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve risks
YOUR life To make a little larger profit
You cannot trust him. DeWitt's H. the
only genuine and original Witch Hazel
Salve, we'll known cure for piles and
all skin diseases. See that Your dealer
gives You DeWitt's Salve. Wilson & Son.
The Florida star. (Titusville, Fla.) 1880-1917, 1900-07-13

A gentlemen recently cured of dyspep-
STA gave the following appropriate render
ing of Burns famous blessing: ''Some
have meat and cannot eat, and some
have none that want il, but we have
meat and We can eat-KOdol Dyspepsia
Cure be thanked" This preparation
will digest what yOu eat. 1t instantly
relieves and radically cures indigestion
and all stomach troubles. Wilson & Son.
The Florida star. (Titusville, Fla.) 1880-1917, 1900-07-13
VIRGINIA COLLEGE
For YoUNG LADIES. Roanoke. Va

For NOUNG LADIES. Roanoke, Va.
Opens sept. l.. l"l0. one OF the leading
school, iur Young ladies n the south. Maguif-
cent bindings. all mod, IN Improvements.
Campus ten acres. Grand maintain scenery in
valley of Virginia. famed Tor health. European
and American teachers. Fall course. superior
advantages in Art. Music and Elorutiuu. stu
dents from thirty states For catalogues al
dress MATTE L. HARRIS. President.
Roanoke. Va
The Florida star. (Titusville, Fla.) 1880-1917, 1900-07-13
FANCY WORK OF VALUE.
What Women May Find 70 Do That Ii
OF snbssantial Yalna.

Of Substantial Value.
Special correspondence Of The Florida Star.
NEW YORK. July 1o.-For many years
women wasted their time working i'm
possible dogs and parrots and other
things in all the colors OF the rainbow
on canvas and then making awful look
Ing cushions of the finished piece, but
now they do something more valuable
when they set out to do fancy work,
and that is they make lace and that
they sew Oh their clothes. and SO they
save money. 1t is true that 1t costs
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1900-01-18
AT McVICKERS
Great Production of "ouo vadis" will BE
Given For 9wo Weeks More.

s.Ouo Vadis'' has been. brilliantly
successful at IcVicker's Theatre, in
Chicago, where T. C. Whitney's splen-
did company has been presenting the
the drama tization for over a month.
Originally put on for a run of four
weeks this great dramatic spectacle
has Sc far exceeded expectations as to
attendance that the engagement has
been extended for thre weeks, making
the date now set for it's departure
Jan. 81. The play has aroused inter
est in every class of people. The the
atre has been filled with the church
going class as well as with regular
patrons of the play house. Methodist
and Presbyterian ministers, Episcopal
c1ergymen and Roman Catholic priests
have seen the play and pronounced It
equal to a sermon. The religious side
of the Sienkiewicz' story has been
developed in the play but the theme is
handled so reverently it pleases every
body. From the dramatic side the
production is notable. 1t is rarely that
so many actors of reputation are seen
TOg6InGT on the StdSO d1iu SCGulCdl1y
the production is the most beautiful
shown in Chicago this season. Joseph
Haworth heads the big cast. He plays
Marcus Vinicius and considers it one
of the best parts he has ever had. He
ranks it next to Hamlet, which he has
often played, and his enthusiasm
shows in the quality Of his work.
Rose11e Knott plays Lygia. Edmund
D. Lyons is the Nero; Alice Fischer
the Poppaea; Maude Fea1y the Eunico;
Elmer Brand is the Ursus, and other
capable actors are cast for the thirty
other speaking parts. A corps of
corybantes, large chorus, and two
hundred supernumeraries are in the
production. When they are ali on the
stage the sight is gorgeous one for
everyone of the hundreds is dressed in
exquisite style. Taken ali together
"Quo Vadis" has proved the sensation
of the season. Seats can be secured
by mail for every one of the remaining
performances.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1900-01-18

Mrs. James Baird has sold to John
Alexander Dowie sixty acres of land
north of Waukegan at $500 an acre.
Dowie paid $4,000 cash. The land is in
the center of the site of the proposed
Zion city. The price is the largest
paid. Mrs. Baird held out when neigh
bors were giving options at $125 and
$3.50 an acre. Her land is the site for
the proposed Zion temple. The town
site is being surveyed.
IT am indebted to One Minute Cough
Cure for my health and life. It cured
me of lung trouble following grippe. :"
| Thousands owe their lives to the
prompt action of this never failing
remedy. 1t cures coughs, colds, Group,
bronchitis, pneumonia, grippe and
throat and lung troubles. It's early
use prevents consumption. 1t is the
only harmless remedy that gives i'm
mediate results. H. E. Tanner. dwtf
At their last session yesterday after
noon the County Supervisors decided
to appoint committee consisting of
Supervisors Crop1ey, Charles, Will
1iams, O'Donne11 and Kreuscher to
look into the Dover Brighton road
fight. The Supervisors will go over
the road next Tuesday and make a re-
port on the matter to the board at a
special meeting to be held on Feb 6.
want to let the people who suffer
| from rheumatism and sciatica know
that Chamberlain Pain Balm re-
| lieved me after number of other
medicines and a doctor had failed.
It is the best 1iniment I have ever
known of. ]. A. Dodgen,ss A1pharetta,
Ga. Thousands have been cured of
rheumatism by this remedy. One
application relieves the pain. For
sale by Starkweather & Co., Drug
gists. dwj31
A good story is going the rounds to-
day about we'll known young man of
the city. Last evening he went out
with the boys and after managing to
absorb six cocktails, five starlight
WHISTLES, four creme dementhes, three
beers aid one of Capt. Mont's famous
Tom and Jerrys, he was picked up by
one of his friends and taken home
They reached home without incident,
and when the young man got up into
his room he decided that he wanted TO
see how he looked when he had first
class jag. In order to fulfill this wish
he reached for hand glass which was
on the dresser, but the reach failed,
and instead the young fellow picked
up hair brush. He held up the brush
and surveyed it critically and as
his friend hurried from the room he
heard the fellow say &c burt l need
a shave''.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1900-01-18

1t has been demonstrated repeatedly
in every state in the Union and If
many foreign countries that Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is a certain pre-
ventive and cure for Group. It has be.
come the universal remedy for that
disease. M. V. Fisher of Liberty, w
Va, only repeats what has often beer
said around the globe when he writes
II have used Chamberlain Cough
Remedy in my family for several years
and always with perfect success. We
believe that it is not only the best
cough remedy, but that it is a sure
cure for Group. 1t has saved the lives
of our children a number of times
This remedy is for sale Ivy Stark
weather & Co., druggists. dwj31
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1900-01-18
@ a . TT Cd RT "a.
aoor. +bo - The Kind You Have Always EOugT
Signature at La>H12Nzzn

Mr.. and Miss Stauffacher, who will
have charge of the Gospel Mission,
are in the city. They are staying with
An application. has been made to
Governor Scofe1d for pardon for
Ben Wheeler, recently sent to Waupun
from this city on a charge of forgery.
The modern and most effective cure
for constipation and all liver troubles
the famous little pills known as De-
Wits Little Early Risers. H. E..
Tanner. dwtf
Chief of Police J. W. Johnson, of
Racine, has resigned his position.
Well, after ali it does seem that it is
about time that the police of that city
were having a little shaking up.
Tha Foley Medicine company of
Chicago have asked the local police to
search for box of medicine which was
stolen from the sidewalk on the east
side of this building in November, 1898.
Scratch, scratch, scratch; unable to
attend to business during the day or
sleep during the night Itching piles
horrible plague. Doan's Ointment
cures. Never fails. At any drug
store, so cents. dwj13
The police of this city have been
asked to arrest two men accused of
holding up Racine man. The job
didn't prove to be a very profitable
one, as the fellows managed to secure
only seventeen cents for their trouble.
And the victim was well known resi-
dent of the Belle city, too.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1900-01-18
Grand Excursion to old Mexico

Via Chicago & North Western Railway
to leave Chicago Tuesday, January 80
1900, under personal direction of Mr.. r.
Grafton, an experienced excursion
manager. Entire trip in special train
with dining car.
Tour is arranged to include Mardi
Gras at New Orleans and all principal
points of interest in old Mexico and
tickets cover all expenses.
Only limited number can be accom-
modated; secure space early. For de-
scriptive pamphlets and information
call on, or write agents Chicago &
Northwestern Ry. WAC
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1900-01-18

Miss Minnie Schacke1ford, of Austin
is spending a week with friends in this
city.
Mr.. and Mrs. John P. Washburne,
of Chicago, are spending few days
with friends in this city.
Harry Courtney, of Lowell, Mich, is
spending a short time with friends
and relatives in this city.
Mrs. Ernst Miller has returned TO her
home in Chicago after a short visit
with relatives in this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Perkins have re-
turned home after a short visit with
friends and relatives in Antioch, I'll.
Mrs. Mary Tourte1otte has gone to
Sioux Falls, South Dakota, to spend
the rest of the winter with her
daughter.
Theodore Rie1, a brother of A. A.
Rie1, of this city, has been named by
President Mckinley as Postmaster for
Burlington.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1900-01-18
First. publication. Jan. II, 1900

First publication, Jan. IL, 1900
OTATE OF WISCONSIN County Court for
. Kenosha County In Probate
Notice is hereby given that at a regular term
of the County Court to be held in and for
said county, at the County Court Room in the
City of Kenosha, in said county, on the first
Tuesday, being the 9th day of February, A.
D. 1900, at 10 o'clock A. M, the following
matters will be heard and considered:
In the matter of the estate of w. S. Gibbon,
deceased.
The application of Fannie J. Gibbon for the
examination and allowance of her final &C
count as administrative of the estate of W. ;.
Gibbon late of the city of KenOsha, In said
county, deceased, and for the assignment and
distribution of the residue of the estate of said
deceased.
By the Court.
Dated January g. 1900.
RUSSELL H SLOSSON,
SO County Judge.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1900-01-18
GOT THE WRONG GIRL.
Young Kenosha Man Looking for a Sister
Ma es Strange Discovery.


Ma es Strange Discovery.
1t was simply a case of mistaken
identity. A well known young man
of the city went up to the railway sta
ton last evening to meet a sister who
was expected on the 8.o8 train from
the north. When the train pulled in
the attention of the young man was
called in another direction, but he soon
managed to remember his errand and
rushed out on the platform. In the
meantime sweet faced girl of twenty,
one of those pieces of rare old Dresden
type, got off the train and looked about
as if she had expected some one to
meet her. Finally she turned and
started off toward the city. AT this
time the young man appeared on the
scene. He saw the young lady hurry
ing down the platform and with a
back view to judge from he at once
decided that it was the sister
whose coming he was awaiting.
He fastened by the cab drivers toward
the young lady. He thought that he
would be cute and so he rushed up be-
hind the sister and throwing his arms
around her he planted kiss upon her
lips.
Of course the. girl screamed they
always do) and the young man at once
saw the girl was not his sister, and it
is hard to tell which was the most EN-
barassed. The girl summoned car
riage and hurried to the home of her
friends, while the young man was
usnered into the Maple house where he
bought drinks all around, and ordered
the bartender to set 'em up for a sec
ond round.
It may have been a natural mistake,
but the cab drivers who saw the young
man just before he approached the
young lady say that there was crafty
look in his face. Well, who could
blame him.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1900-01-18
Having a Great Run on Chamberlains
Cough Remedy.

Manager Martin, of the Pierson
drug store, informs us that he is hav-
ing a great run on Chamber1ain's
Cough Remedy. He sells FIVE bottles
of that medicine to one of any other
kind, and it gives great satisfaction.
In these days of Ia grippe there is
nothing like Chamber1ain's Cough
Remedy to stop the cough, heal up the
sore throat and lungs and give relief
within a very short time. The sales
are growing, and all who try it are
pleased with it's prompt action.--South
Chicago Daily Calumet. For sale by
Starkweather & Co., druggists. dwj31
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1900-01-18

]. I. Bevry, Loganton, Pa, writes:
I am willing to take my oath that I
was cured of pneumonia entirely by
TIE use of One Minute Cough Cure
after doctors failed. It also cured my
children of whooping cough Quick
1y relieves and cures coughs, colds,
Group, grippe and throat and lung
troubles. Children all like it. Mothers
en- 1orse it. Il, E. Tanner. dwtf
Size doesn't indicate quality. Be
ware of counterfeit and worthless
sa1ve offered for De Wits Witch Ha-
eel Sa1ve. DeWitt's is the only orig
ina1. An infa11ib1e cure for piles and
all skin diseases. II. E. Tanner. dwtf
Nice Potted Plants of all sizes and
kinds at Turner's. Also roses. car
nations, vio1ets, palms and ferns.
I also furnish shade trees, shrubs and
evergreens. Get my prices on same
before ordering. L. Turner. dwtf
Takes the burn out; heals the
wound; cures the pain. DR.. Thomas
EcIectric Oil, the household rem
edy. OWLS
9T REA.
s s..s. ii. The I KIND You A... Away: S''sA
Signature a M4NHzzzx