The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1900-09-28

love Is to have 1t bad enough.
Many a man is generous to fault, who
Is generous to nothing else.
1t is well to study law and physic, but
it is better to need neither.
The masculine Bachelor of Arts is no
match for girl Bachelor of Hearts.
After all love is nothing but a game Of
solitaire between you and yourself.
Even the hands Of clock are engaged
in the minute details of hour affairs.
The world will forgive woman for
every thing except what she can't help.
Put your money in boiler factory If
you are looking for sound investment.
"This thing is worth looking into"
soliloquizes a woman as she passes a
mirror.
Women have more ways of loving than
man, but men have the most love to
love with.
Experience is dear teacher, and con-
tinues to ruin many by her exorbtant
tuition fees.
The average man lives to point to the
good traits in his children as heritage
from himself.
On account of fevers prevailing
throughout the country quinine is in
great demand.
There is consolation in the fact that
the much berated mother-in-law is also
some ones mother
The base ball player never settles
down to business; he is always looking
for change of base.
at is the first step that COSTS" as many
a man has found who has put his foot in
his neighbours affairs.
Few men are ever so deeply immersed
in business that the sound of the dinner
bell fails to reach their ears.
When aman leaves his heart in tht
hand of a woman he always finds Il
again with callous spots on it.
When girl lends book to man tt
read she always marks the things in 4
that she thinks look to the deepest.
1t was Horace Greedy, we believe, who
said that to the average man the subjec
of himself was the most interesting.
Although the average girl has horror
of robbers, its ten to one she isn't averst
to having kiss stole occasionally.
The preyailance of scarlet fever doe
not seem to cause any alarm in ou
country. Very few cases prove fatal.
1t would be good job if the convic
who works OH the country roads woult
pay little attention to mending hi
own ways.
Large bodies of negroes are beint
taken from North Carolina to West Vir
ginia to vote the Republican ticket il
November.
A subscriber wrote to the editor OF tn
Boston Globe asking how he could ge
rid of red ants and was told to pain
them green.
Down in her heart every woman
thinks man ought to begin proposing
to her by apologizing for daring to fal
in love with her.
II Justice would remove the bandag'
from her eyes, she could see the impos
ton practiced upon her by those who ar
filling the balances.
"Grandma," said 4-year-old Harry on
warm afternoon, "don't you think 70
would be cooler If you took the window
out of your spectacles?"
Some people are so soured on the worl
that they will deliberately allow the
own loaf to grow stale in order to caus
some one else to 60 ohungry.
'Tis not the shirtwaist man in itself b
which our soils are torn;
But tits the careless, half-dressed way
which the thing is worn.
An old bachelor says that man
sometimes ensnared by the same kind
extrsvagant dressing in woman tn
he kicks about after marriage.
Tell man woman loves him and Il
first question he asks is, "Who?" Tell
; woman q man loves her and the fir
4 question she asks is, 'Which?"
I An Illinois baby recently ate two
bills, which prompted the editor Of Il
town paper to remark: "Well, tn
come high, but we must have 'em."
Educate the mind, heart and hand
the mind to think pure thoughts; u
heart to respond to the call Of distrel
/ and the hand to perform useful o.
kindly acts.
1t Is not true charity to give out Of t
funds representing collectively the 8
:. of others when we were In sore distre
To give straight from our individt
pockets is the right kind Of giving.
As an example Of tho eccentricities
d the English language, 1t may be moi
that there is . play In New York Il
has run three months, and yet has neV
left the house in which II was produc