The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1900-02-22
Your NeighbOr Has Them.

Has what? Those beautiful Shakes
peare panels given away in introducing
s'Red ross" and Hubinger's Best" laun-
dry starch, j. G. HubiDger's latest and
greatest inventions. All starch put up
under "Red Cross or "Wash Tub"
trade mark brands is genuine, and goods
of manufacturer with twenty-five
years experience.
These are his only brands; he has no
interest in any other starch, so be sure
you get only the best.
The Modern Version. Liveried Manial me
lud, the carriage waits without LORD flts
Josher: without wba? without horses,
me ud; lis an automobile"
Scald head is eczema of the scalp-very severe
sometimes but 1t can be cured. Doan's Oint-
ment. quick and permanent in its results. At
any drug store, 81 cents.
Mr. Terderfoot: This bear meat seems very
highly SD ced Cactus Charley: at ought
TO be, pardner. That's a cinnamon bear 81 eak.'
Diphtheria relieved In twenty minutes. AL
most miraculous. Dr. Thomas Electric OIL.
At any drug store.
His Platform: why is it you never mention
your ancesters9" because believe in letting
bygones be bygones."
Too late to cure cold after consumption has
fastened its deadly grip on the lungs Take DR..
Woods Norway Pine Syrup while there Is time
Little Willie: Say, pa, what's the meaning
of ostentation?" Pa: "Ti's way the neigh
bors have OF showing off,"
What's the secret of happy. vigorous health?
Simply keeping the bowels the stomach, the
liver and the kidneys strong and active. Bur
dock Blood Bitters does 1t.
Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
Joe, 25c. II G. c. c. fail, druggists refund money
Foozle: we don't call them "bunkers"
over ON our links now Tee; mo; what
thebP" Foozle: They're so hard to get over
we call 'em kopjes"
How Are Your K,dneyss
DR. Hobbs sparagus Pills cure all kidney Ills. Sam
pie free. Add Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or N. Z
Another Rumor: 1t is reported that Eng
land and Germany are negotiating secret
deal" "Wbat is the nature Of it?" They say
England has offered to trade two islands for
strategist."
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic 10c or 25c.
II c. c. G. fail TO cure. druggists refund money
Father: You 8, EN- to look at things in
different light since your marriage" His
Newly Married Daughter: well, | ought TO
afterreceiving fourteen lamps and nine can.
delabrss for wedding presents
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To quit tobacco eAsily and forever be mag
netic. full OF life, nerve and Yigor, take No-To-
BAG, the wonder worker, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, soc or 81. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
"The modern 'old maid, >" said bosrder. ais
a good deal more progressive than her prede
cessors." "Oh, guess The old maid of
other days managed to have the latest wrinkle
as well as any one" said the Cheerful Idiot.
Beauty Is Blood Deep.
Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets,-beauty for ten cents. All drug
gsts, satisfaction guaranteed, l0c, 25c, Soc.
He: II don't believe Miss Howells will ever
learn to sing" She: "Weil, that would 1T
matter so much IL she would only not attempt
it,
For Over Fifty Years
MRS. WINSTON s SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success. 1t soothes the child ssftens
the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie and
lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately.
sold by Druggists in every part OF the world.
Twenty. FIVE cents q bottle. Be sure and ask
for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind. lv3S
Friend: you've done very we'll, haven't
you, doctorq" Doctor: Every we'll, I can
al most afford to tell some OF my fashionable
them"