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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

A gentleman recently cured of dyspepsia
gave the following appropriate rendering of
Burns famous blessing: "Some have meat
and can not eat, and some have none that
want it; but W. have meat and we can eat
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure be thanked" This
preparation will digest what you eat. 1t con-
stantly relieves and radically cures indigestion
and all stomach disorders. D. w. Loar.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

If you are troubled with odorous breath,
heartburn, fatulency, headache, acidity,
pains after eating, loss of appetite, persistent
melancholy, or low spirits, you need a tonic.
Operative force to remove these disorders.
Price 80 cts. A. McMillen.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

You assume no risk when you buy Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem
edy. Mcconnell & Berry will refund your
money if you are not satisfied after using it.
1t is everywhere admitted to be the most
successful remedy in use for bowel complaints
and the only one that never fails. 1t is pleas
ant. safe and reliable.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

Another clinchlng truth of the olden saying
that Everything was created for some wise
purpose" comes from a Kansas town where a
swarm of bugs broke up a brass band contest.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

Says a Missouri paper: "a Saline count,
man says he saw a ten-inch cat fish on tht
roof of his house after a late rain" VIVA
was the ten-inch cat fishing for, may we ask.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

Until the troubles over there are settled it
might be well for the societies to recall some
of the missionaries from China and assign
them to duty in Ohio, with headquarters at
Akron
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31
1t is intended to brighten the people

now.
Everybody admits that he was
wrong in 1896, not in one prophecy.
not in one instance, but in all. What
right, what excuse has any one to Of
fer for pretending to believe in his
vagaries today? Bryan has himself
deserted his philosophy Of 1896. He
has taken another tack, not oSsliS own
vOlitiOn, but his philosophy of 1896
has been shattered by the logic of
events and there is nothing left of
them but the reverberating echoes of
the calamity ~forebodings of the "bOy
orator." so he has been forced to seek
shelter behind Il new orthodoxy. He
has taken cover behind "militarism"
and imperialism" something new to
the voters and something therefore
with which they may be more easily
duped. If elected, his peculiar brand
Of 'militarism" when analysed would
be found to be that hydra-headed
monster, free trade; and his ''impe-
rialism," free silver. Bryan and his
party may ram about ''militarism'
and imperialism" but behind it all
and the hidden motive, is to get into
position to promote the cause of free
trade and free silver. No one knows
better than Bryan hat his free trade
and free silver sophistry has lost
caste with the people. No n knows
better than he that it would be politi-
cal suicide to attempt to conduct a
campaign in defense of these princi-
pies. Free silver and free trade arc
dead. Republican prosperity has dis
credited them in the minds of the peO-
pie and has stamped them out forever.
Mr.. Bryan still adheres to them, but,
with all his boosted fortitude. he dare
not attempt openly to impress them
upon the minds of the electors.
The Farmers Prosper.
The American A%griculturist will
hardly be accused of being a partisan
publication. 1t is one of the oldest, as
well as most substantial of the period
icals devoted to the interests of the
farmers, and whatever appears in its
columns is worthy of credence and
consideration. In the issue of this
magazine for March II, 1900, an arti-
Gle appeared which gives very clearly
the condition of the farmer today as
compared with his condition during
the years of Democratic suprem-
acy in the '90s. These figures were in
most part derived from sources which
the Agriculturist vouches for as accu-
rate. The editor INDUCED in a little in
dependent investigation along these
lines and from answers from a list of
many hundred correspondents, in
whom he placed great faith, he de-
rived the figures which he gives in the
article from which we condense the
following:
The advance in farm values in the
United States in the year 1900 as COM
pared with the years of Democratic
depression, 1896, is shown by the
following figures:
Gain in value live stock. .$69S, 100000
Gain i'll value staple crops. 401 100000
Gain in value live stock
products ........... 370,00O,000
Gain in value other prod
ucts 200,0O0,000
Gain in real estate ..... 50, 800, 100000
Total advance. ...... 81, 100000
The above figures show that the pro-
duce of farms of the United States in
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

Tabler's Buckeye Pile Ointment is not a
panacea, but it is recommended for blind,
bleeding or protruding piles and it will cure
the most obstinate cases. Price 50 cents in
bottles, tubes 75c. A.. McMillen.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

An Atlanta man has been ined S. for dig,
cling in his garden on Sunday. He may III
future know enough to 60 fishing on that day
as other Christians do.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

Take life as it comes, and make the most Of
circumstances, but for a bad cough or cold
take Billiards. Horehound Syrup, the best
known remedy for quick relief and sure cure
Price IS and 50 cts. A. McMillen.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

The Cleveland Plaindealer says: "All the
ladies are anxious to now what the empress
dowagar wore when she ji~nrickshawed away
from Pekin." A look of wild alarm, probably.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

When you are born the Creator starts you
going and you go a long time, if you grease
the handspring of life with Rocky Mountain
Tea. Great lubricator. Ask your druggist.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31
Cuts and Bruises Quickly Healed.

OulS ana BRUISES 0uICkIy FisaIsu.
Chamberlain's Pain Balm applied to a cut,
bruise, burn, scald or like injury will instantly
allay the pain and heal the parts in less time
than any other treatment. Unless the wound
is very severe it will not leave a scar. Pain
Balm also cures rheumatism, sprains, swell
ings and lameness. For sale by Mcconnell
&, Rarrr
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

People who burn the Lamp OF Reason need
Rocky Mountain Tea. Greatest reason pro,
ducer known. CSC. Ask your druggist.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are famou
little pills for liver and bowel troubles
Never grippe. D.. w. Loar.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31
ChanberIain's Cough Remedy a Great
FaVOrite-


The soothing and healing properties of this
remedy, its pleasant taste and prompt and
permanent cures have made it a favorite with
people everywhere. 1t is especially priced by
mothers of small children for colds. Group and
whooping cough, as it always affords quick
relief, and as it contains no opium or other
harmful drug, it may be given to a baby as
confidently as to an adult. For sale by Nc
Connell & Berry.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

Loved by the people, hated by its would-be
rivals; the foe of disease, the friend of human,
ity-Rocky Mountain Tea, made by the Mad,
ison Medicine Co. Ask your druggist.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

M. E. Shultz, G. NJ. w. of Nebraska,
is here from Beatrice on Workman bust
ness, today.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1900-08-31

IVt"1 ''oVO'OVO'OOV
The total of these items in the Dem
cratic year 1895 was $14,260, 100000
and the highest previous figure
reached was in 1889, when the total
was $685., 900, 600.
The prices received by the farmers
per head for live stock in 1900 COM
pared with the lowest point since
1892, which was during the years of
Democratic depression, is shown in
the following table:
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03
rlARCH AND THE LION.
Something Better Than the Old Saw

Something Better Than the Old Saw.
The saying about the lion and the
lamb in March often proves false,
but there is another and better one
which is literally true. When March
comes in and finds you taking Hoods
Sarsaparilla to purify, enrich and
vitalize your blood, you may expect,
when it goes out, that it will leave
you free from that tired feeling and
with none of the boils, pimples and
eruptions which manifest themselves
because Of impure blood in the spring.
If you have not already begun taking
Hoods Sarsaparilia for your spring
medicine, we advise you to begin
today. We assure you it will make
you feel better all through the
coming summer.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03
SCIENTIFIC MISCELLANY.

Science i'm Art-=EarIy Cement--Llme
and MaIaria.-A Chemists rlaglc
"A Lockjaw Cure--A Univ ersal
Poison Antidote--Test of Eye
fatigue-.SiIkworm Gut--A Hy-
drofIuoric Battery-rEIectricity
and Animal Growth--Heat Saving
Engines.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

Boric acid is precipitated as an inso-
luble borate by most mineral bases.
The casein of milk coagulates with
toxic acids, and also forms insoluble
caseinates with mineral bases, while
the fatty character of milk prevents
irritant substances from taking too
much effect.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03
To Cure La Grippe in Two Days.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
let's. All druggists refund the
money il it fails to cure. p. W.
Groves signature on every box. 70
ents.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

5000 years have we waited for the
greatest spring blessing ever offered
It doubles your joys and halves your
sorrows. That's what Rocky Noun
tain Tea does. 35o. Hulburd q
johnson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

A new primary battery, patented
by E. L. Anderson, has as the mega
tive electrode carbon cylinder, sur
rounding which is lead cylinder
that serves as the positive electrode.
The electrolyte consists of one part
of hydrofuoric acid mixed with three
parts of water, with the addition of
about two parts of boracic acid. A
source Of oxygen is also added, such
as chronic acid, potassium permanga-
nate, or atmospheric air.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

Animals treated by electricity by
German experimenter have shown
an incease Of growth of Is to "a per
cent under certain conditions. The
animals we're placed in a cage
through which an alternating current
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

Cheat accumulators" areS claimed
to save Is to 20 per cent in the fuel
consumption of locomotives on Rus
sian railway, while the weight of
trains has been increased by a SINH
lar percentage. A water-flled steel
reservoir of abont $50 gallons is
placed over the boiler, and is heated
by the steam not used to drive the
engine. All feed-water passes
through it.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

A new species of tobacco, Nicotiana
Stock oni, has been discovered by Mr..
A. l.. Stockton on Socorro Island of
the Pacific coast. The number of
species of tobacco now known to
botanists is about one hundred.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

was passed six hours a day. A
stronger current produced depression
and retarded growth.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

Treatment of soil with lime has
been suggested to the Paris Academy
of Science as possible remedy for
malaria, as it has been noticed that
countries having a surface rich in
lime are free from this malady.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

Hoods Pills cure constipation,
Price % cents.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

In case reported be DIR. Woods
the only patient he had seen to re-
cover from tetanus was treated by
hypodermic injections Of ten per cent
solution of carbolic acid every half
hour, except when quiet at night,
until able to swallow. A dram Of the
solution in glycerine was then ad-
ministered every three hours until
the spasms ceased, and after that less
frequent and smaller doses until all
rigidity had disappeared. Like
treatment proved effective in case
of tetanus in a horse.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

The number of winks in a given
time is found by Kotz, a Russian
physician, to furnish a fairly accur-
ate measure of the degree OF eye
fatigue caused by various illuminants.
This method gave the following I'M
expected results from readings of ten
minutes: With a candle, 68 winks
per minute; city gas, 28; sunlight,
2.2; electric light, 1,8.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

A clever X-ray trick is described by
DR.. Gustave Michaud in the Scien.i-
fic American. To heighten the effect
a lamp may be placed behind the
sitter, in front of whom is then held
the apparatus, which looks like the
lens tube of a camera with sheet Of
white paper exposed in full view as
the plate, and the rubber bulb, ap-
parently operating pneumatic shut
ter, is pressed. The result is start
ling-a picture of the subjects inter
nal organs flashing instantaneously
into view in strong colors. The pic
ture is previously painted on the
paper with invisible inks-a diluted
solution Of snlphocyanide of potas-
SUM being used for the lungs, more
concentrated solution of the same
salt for the heart and the principal
arteries, solution of ferrocynide of
potassium for the larger veins, and
a weaker solution of the same salt for
the stomach and few intestinal coils.
For the lest of the body is used a
concentrated solution of tannin. The
tube really contains only small
atomizer, and pressure on the bulb
forces from this upon the paper an
invisible spray of ferric chloride solu-
ton, producing we'll known chemical
reactions.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

Milk containing five per cent of
borax is proposed by M. Ed. Crouzel,
as general antidote to poison.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

A special study of colors and their
chemistry has been made by j. G..
Vibert, the great French painter. he
finds that the ancient painters, of the
time of Apelles, had only four colors
chalk white, yellow ocher, red
ocher, and black. In Pliny's time
there had been added different chalk
whites, lead white and its combina-
tons, massicot, minium, orpiment
(red and yellow sulphide of arsenic),
led and purple lakes made from
shells), natural and burnt ochers, Gin
nabar, indigo, powdered Emau blue,
verdigris, brown earths, ivory black
and other blacks, and sepia. Later
came the red lakes, made from cochi-
neal and from madden, and the veget-
able yellow lakes. also the true ultra
marine blue from costly lapis lazull.
A chest in the museum of Antwerp
contains collection of the colors
used by Rubens, and of these white
lead, cinnabar, lapis (ultramaine), the
madden lakes, the earths and the
ochers have proven very durable,
while the vegetable yellows, reds and
greens have faded and vanished. OIL
the msny colors brought out since
Rubens' time, those of aniline-so
often brilliant but deceptive mixtures
are held to have been an unfortu-
nate addition for art, 1t is concluded
that the finest colors are those of
pure pigment, with little linseed or
poppy oil as a medium, and that the
colors-unlike those from |
vegetable substances-ar generally |
permanent, but hard to get in purity
A number of samples of cement |
from the ancient water conducts of |
Ephesus and Smyrna have been
Analysed, proving to be of similar
although ranging in
late from several hundred years be-
fore Christ to three centuries after.
The samples were found to be chiefly
lime with small proportion of fatty
acids. Experiments indicate that
he cement was mixture of two parts
If Stag or lime with one part of olive
ill, as this was hard and durable.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03
T11e Trihn1ne.
DIRECTORY.

JUDO AL OFFICER.
HON. CT. BROWN. ......... District uuse
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03

A peculiar industry of the island
of Procida is the manufacture of fine
silk threads from the stomachs of
silkworms. The worm, just before
the time of it's metamorphosis, is cut
open, and the memhrance of the
stomach is carefully removed and
picked by secret process. Holding
one end in the teeth and drawing the
other withsthe hands, the work-peo-
pie then work the tissue into threads
of considerable length. The threads
are priced for strength and fexibility,
and find market in Northern Italy
at about $500 pound. They are
used for fishing tackle, brushes, etc.
Production is expensive, as the worms
must be taken at the time of their
greatest value for silk-making, and
the various operations demand much
labor by skilled hands.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-03-03
DRILLS AT LAST YEARS PRICES!

Yes what Although there has
cost Of the material and labor entering the
first drill either Shoe prices
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-08-02
10 BE CONTINUED
Astonnded The Editor

Editor SA Brown ot BFnnettSvil,e
:. C.. was once immensely surprised
Through long suffering fyom dv>
pepsia. he writes. INK wife wa,
greatly run down. She had III
strength or vigor and suffered great
distress from her stomach. bur >ht
tried Electric Bi;trr,. which helpe.
her 1t once. amt after u>isg taug oot-
ties. She i entirely wei can IN, ANY
thing. It, a grand tor5c. ard il
gentle laxative qualities are -p.eniu
for torpid liver. For Indigestion
loss III appetite. stomach auG ave,
troubles il a positive. -uavastee
cure. On.y soc i. Benefits aru-
store.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-08-02
First publication July ~ last ~
NOTICE of Hearing.

estate OF John II Baldwin deceased)
state Of wisconsin County Court Of Grant
CouHty-in PROBATE
Notice is hereby given. that At the special
Germ of the County court. To be heid lu aud
for said County. al the Court House in the
CITY ri Lancaster IA SAID Couatv. On thr
second Tuesday 81 Abg 4. =. lr1 heihg the
FOURTEENTH DAY or Az. list 900.
Al the hour of tn O'Clock in the forenoon,
the following matter viii bc heard aud con-
sidered:
The application Of Lewis starr tor an or
der or iudgmcnt0 of said court directing the
admin iStrator OF said estate to deed to MIN
pursuant to contract the following described
land. to-wit Part Of block two OF Burts
addition To the village now City) OF IancaN
ter described as follows: Commencing at
the northwest corner of said block two,
thence, run east 10 feet. thence south 80 feet,
thence west no feet, thence north 90 feet to
the place Of beginning in Grant county.
Wisconsin.
by order of the Court.
r.. Is. GOODSELL.
County Judge.
Dated July IS 1900.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-08-02
publication Aug > last. a
Notice of Hearing.

Estate OF Jorund Hanson deceased)
State of Wisconsin, County Court OF Grant
County. In Probate
Notice is hereby given that at the special
for said county At the court hous. in the
city OfLanCaSter in said county on the fourth
Tuesday OF August, a. d. 1900 being the
TWENTY EIGHTH DAY or AUGUST, 1900
At the hour Of one O'Clock IN the afternoon
the following matter will be heard and con
Sidertd:
The petition otGuttorm EvcrSoas exec utor
ct the estate ~ aofund Hanson, deceased,
tor the adjustment ana allowance 81 ms I'D
ministrltion accounts ana the Igumcut
ct the Residue oi said estate To sucH o'hcr
persons - are by law entitled To the SANS
~ order Of the G turt.
T.. IS co. tlJsEII4,
County Judge.
Dated July Il 1900
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-08-02

Excursion Rates Via c. NJ. 4 St. Paul RI
Points iii Colorado Utah and NY
oming. one fare for the round trip
plus s. Ticket, will be on sale JULY
,. . and II, Aug. /. ! aud 2l Return
limit i, good until October 81. 1900
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-08-02
Home Seekers TICKETS Via c. M. est Paul RI

Home se6korS TTCkets VS. G. n. Isl FauI re-.
Viii be sold to point, il Minnesota.
both Hlkotas, Iowa. Kansas and Ne
hra>ka aud northern Wisconsin,
sale, July aud II. Aug and p.
Sept. and IS. 800, good tor Fl DAYS
a ono iare Ton the round trip plu,
s. For further particulars call or
write to =. = Smith, Agent {. NJ X
81 Paul Ry
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-08-02
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seems 10 know the time v aau he doesn't
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rolls and truGgod away to tie posts
assigned them; and once i.ure the army
assumed the aggressive
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ton 81 the forces even p tte INC move
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stewards rlGdieu regiment up the ran
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that he would be as much out OF place
as his name itself IN such cline and
climate. and was in daily expectation
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