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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1900-06-28

Nos. 336 and 33S connect at Welisville for
5teubenville and Bellaire. Nos. 800, S3S ana
s42 connect in Union Station, Pittsburgh. for
ihe East. NEW CAFE PARLoR CARS on NOss
10 and III.
E--Flag stop for passengers from G. A. & G. Ay
to Pittsburgh and points east.
BETWEEN BAyARB AND NEW PHIL ADEL PHIA. i
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1900-06-28

n - ~- 1s..~<f 49, 49, ~ ilSss i tstDi 49, ~
fanm geniebbdr unD bic ibnen 3uges
iasten SIS lpbn fiir jeben pnrben ibs
men bDbnifcb na1 Der ssabrt DerDeia
CERT. Satte fib nibt auf bem Sbiffe
ein franter @tubent befunben, ner
linen fir bic pflege Der ibm iiberipie.
fenen Sbiere Elm Bfunb Sterling gegez
ben baben tpiirbe, iDlren iie piellei,ht
elenb um's 2ebsn sefommen. ,@nDli9
batten mir bas @litd, BON etnem nit.
ll:hiaen gapitdn tpteber na4 NetpglDrt
senpmmen gu tperben. Dort braden
mir am %. Mai neh Der 9eirnatb auf;
mir bettelten uns mibfam bur4," 1c
fhlob 6artnett ieinen Beriht, naber III
meinem ganaen Qeben iperbe ih mid
ni6t pieber 10 gum. Narren mahen."
gigentb tide @efhi 6@
te. Sine gana etgenthiimlihe 0eI6ibte
eradbt Der Bidder s. Glum BON Nep
Dort, Der, nahDem er felt beln l. .Juni
reri6punben, feline thm pDr iiebenDoz
ten angetrdute sSrau In GROCER Mreit
3uriidlafIenD, Dor einiaen gaJen inter
gan5 merfipiirDieen umftGnben tpieber
ouftau6te. On bic 8retterbube zines
Na6tndhters flppftc glum onlMbenb.
Seine .5iiBe tparen nit einem 6trid
gebuncen. Seln garaes Mu5la1en berz
rletb grpBe ausaeitanoene gntbebrunz'
gen unb in Der ltnten S1ultsr bate er
etne S4ubnunbe. Der iunge Mann
eraGblte, er lei am Nanmittag bes /.
Stunt Don 6auie iresgesangen, um
$3.50 in Der IL. Waroz8ant gu bepoz
nIren. Mn Railrpab 9lpenue unb Isl.
GtraBc min er etnem Magen begeanet
feln, in tpeldem bier Mdnner faBen.
Srei iollen dbgeiprungen iein, tbn oez
podt unD itah elmer leeren 8auI IteQe
QeiGleppt baben, tpo Inn elmer Der
Gouner nit elmer Biftple einen Sdtlag
euf ben 3opf periebte, baB ct betpuBtz
lcs nteberitiirate. Qlls er pieber 5u 1it)
getpmmen, babs ct iicb in einem bunfs
ier Seller befllnben. Gelb unO eolbene
'llbr unb 0iamantring feten meg geipez
fen. Man babe linn fGle6te Nabrung
berobreibt limb Wailer, bas nah aars
bpl1dure gero6en babe. DIS ct laut
l!m 6ilfe sef6rien, lei elmer Der 8urs
fden getommen nnh babe ibn in bic
linfe 59ulter eei6oilen, audi babe
man ibn an 5GnDen unb Siiben gefeiz
felt unb ibm Elm Sud- in ben Muno ges
fiopft. Stint Sage lans tnurbe Der
Mdnn als 9efongener gebalten, uno
bann famen siniae ieiner peiniger tpiez
Der, tpurfen tbn in einen Magen ltno
fl,bren na6 gebar part an Der Isl.
gtraBe, tpo lie i'm abieBten. Die pcz
liSei min on bic @eiGidte bes iunaell
Mionnes ni4t glauben unb bat ibn auf
Gle Nntlege bes SelbitmoroperiuGes
feItgenommen.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1900-06-28
SnldnoiidfS.

Die epriigeIifrdfe in Nem
Ntrfep. Nadben Necorber 6tane
ION BON 0obpfen neulih einem nihtss
nnbigen 8ensel Durh ieineu 0ater cine
Sro4t Nriieel bate perabreiher lal=
fsn, ipurbe nunmebr au4 In Blainfielo
her 13 sSubre alte 3situnssinnge Wm.
Minis auf Mnorbnung bes Nihters
Mafb BON feiner Mutter ge3iihtigt,
neil er geitoblen bate Die Grau priis
eelte ben Sungen nit einem 8irfenitod
inb ha iih Der Nidter bumit aufrieben
erfldrte, entlieb er ben Gnaben.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1900-06-28

AM inter geIihtet. Das beutz
fde @ubetten @duIfhiff bes v9lorb<
beutfGen QloDb1 r!3er3ogi1 Sophie
GharlDttt1 iDelhes am 21. W1di NIT
AS Gdbetter aus 9remerbdfen III pbiz|
ldbeIpbia eintrdf, III ann M1iitpp& ndtb
6iogo, Snpan, ob8tfobren, @<in Rqrs
90 btRdnb aus 81, 900 aijtsn rdffinirs
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1900-06-28

VI s W Z 4 4 n : s
5urht bor be1n Wellenz
arab. Inter ben paifd9ieren ce3
fiil5liA bon Stem WDrf abgefahrenen
gnnarbzD Dumpfers rGampanid0 be-
fanb fi9 cine Dame, bic nit ber Oamz
pfergefeIihdft rorher einen Gontraft
dbaefhlnffen bate, baB i'm 6du ibres
9cbes nuf See ibre leiAe ailr 8eerbiz
aung an l1nb asbrdM iperben fDle.
Die betreffenbe DAME mar sSrdu HD-
Bert @1rrett, bic nit ibrert @dtten,
einen, Gobne bes berftorbentil WrGfis
benttu ber Baltimore e Dbio<N <Nabn,
eine gurppdreiie dntrut. Grau Gdrrett
murbc bon ben 8edntten Der Gefeu<
fMdft, aIs lie 3uerit nit ibrem Netldns
dtn hsrousrii6te, bdruuf ailfmerffdu
dsmod bdb Bic @tfelfddft III allen
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1900-06-28

Mpmantif unb MirfliAe
feit. 6alb Derbunaert, nit aerriiIez
nei GleiOuna, aerfebten S1uben unb
blutisen, encyclopaedia tanen
hisier Sage 3tpei Rnaben ppn Msp
YDrf nab ibrer 9eimatb 2pon, Maif.,
3u Sub 3uriid. Sic tparen auf bic
tpeite Geife gegunsen. glm l. Mai bra=
den lie Dpn 2pon nit benz pbanta{ti-
fher Gebanten auf, niht allein bic
MeIt, ionher1 audi bic notwithstanding
III pdris 3u feben lnb babel ndtiirlih
ibr @lid 3u MAIDEN. Der cine bon
ibnen, Mnrren Crane, Iebt Bel feiner
peripittpeten Mfntter III Qdfeiibe, Gaft
Qpnn, unb 1T Elm berber sssunge BON
ndbe 20 sydbrtn. Det Mnbere beift
sSpbn Rdrtnett. sStbenfalls bdben bie
sSungen lnanherlei erlebt, mas 9[nbez
rtn 3ar Murnuna bienen lam. sic
bdtten ficb d1f einer1 Wisbtr1nspcrts
fdiff non Gnglanb Dsrbingt. Oie Qlrs
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02

Congressman Stokes of South Car
DINA, is untiring and enthusiastic in
his systematic efforts to equalize and
xtend the benefits Of our postal sys-
TEN He is now busily at work pre-
pairing u bill providing that free de-
livery Of mails be extended to towns
under three thousand population.
AS tie law now stands, free delivery
is allows only to towns with ten tnous-
and population. The bill is finding
much favor here and is likely to pass.
lie is also pressing before the COM
mlttee the necessity of further ex-
tension of the rural free delivery, and
to that end is asking that the $500,
900 already appropriated under the
laws, be supplemented by an addi-
tlonal opration of $150,000,
making the total appropriation this
year $45O,000. Third Assistant
Postmaster General Perry S. Heath
is loud in his praises of the s-s,em,
and this fact, together with Congress
Stokes aggressive fight. wial give
the proposition much weight in the
House when it comes up. Free de-
livery is 10 longer an experiment.
1t is an actual necessity in our postal
system.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
THE MAN WHO WORKS.
And the Man Who Gets Through |
Things the Easiest Way He Can.

And the Man Who Gets Through
Things the Easiest Way He Can.
The man that is SO far advanced
that he likes the work he is doing"
said Mr.. Stoggleton, has reason to feel
hopeful Of himself. l suppose that the
very great majority of us go through
the work we have in hand the easiest
way we can and get through it, skip
ping the hard places when possible and
thinking we'll be glad when it's fin
ished; but the next job will be just the
same. There will be just about SO
many hard places in it, and then Wen
be wishing just the same that we could
get through that job.
''rhe fact appears to be that we are
always trying to shirk the present job.
We mean well in n feeble sort Of way,
and the next thing we tackle we are
going to do right up to the handle. but
when we strike that. when that be-
comes the present work. don't we try
to shirk that too? We do. indeed. And
that's what we do oil through life-dai-
ly putting off our best endcavors till to-
morrow. Kind Of a miserable thing to
do, isn't it?
"But occasionally you meet q man
who puts in his best licks every day
and rejoices In the labor. He doesn't
care n continental what the next day
Is going to bring to him-he can handle
1t, whatever 1t Is. Just now he's en-
gagged with today's labor. and he does
that up thoroughly and completely and
searches out the last nook and Granny.
He isn't trying to see what he can
pass by, but what he can root out. and
he goes home satisfied with his work.
and he's the one man in n thousand
that leads all the rest, and his pay cor
responds with his labors. New York
Sun.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
He Got the Information.

An English paper tells this story Of
the late Joseph Whitaker. the publish
er Of Whitaker's Almanack: "For the
FIRST issue he wanted, along with SINH
lar information. the amount Of the sal
aries received by a number Of certain
high functionaries In the civil service.
Application to these personages them
selves was uniformly met with only
dat refusais. Accordingly the Alma
mack appeared with list Of the Off.
Gals. each credited with a purely imag-
mary sum.
THE result was instantaneous. Hard
~ had the first edition come out be-
fore those whose salaries had been
underrated were impelled by amour
propre' to write indignant corrections,
while the polite statements of the in
land revenue authorities were similar.
ly cfficacious where the alleged amount
was at all in excess Of the actual In.
come"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
Had IL All Eiued

The Youths Companion says that the
descendant Of n New England Puritan
divine has In his possession an old SER
mon written by his ancestor which
shows that the preacher did not trust
entirely to the impulse Of the moment
when delivering his discourses. The
manuscript Is written In strange,
Grabbed hand and plentifully besprin-
kled with marginal references. Read
slowly here" the minister admonishes
himself In one spot. and ito be given
out very loud and clear" Is the sug-
gestlon for another passage. Hurry
a little. with fire." he wrote in several
places. The most emphatic and i'm
portant part Of the whole sermon Is
indicated by a much underlined mar
ginal note.
After hearing stories OF this sanity
old time preacher it is amusing to
know that he deemed it wise and even
necessary ut the climax Of his elo-
quence to "yell like one possessed"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
STARTED A PRAIRIE FIRE.
An Army Omcer Caused the Worst
Ono Ever known In I<ansas

An Army Omcer Caused the Worst
One Ever known In Kansas.
The greatest prairie fire known In
Kansas was In the year 1860, md II
was set out by an officer of the United
States government.
.C::e day in 1860 he and q party of
ceiccrs from Fort Hays were returning
FROM Il wild turkey hunt In the can
yons CT the Saline. The wind was
blowing hurricane, and when a stop
was made on the liigh prairie some ten
miles north OF Hays this officer de-
lDcratcly touched Il match to the dry.
crisp grass in order TO make q spec
taclc. When the other officers saw
what he was about to do, they made q
desperate effort to stop him, but tho
deed had been done. and the rcd
hamcs were reeling across the prairie
like Il frightened antelope. That fire
swept from where 1t had been started
clear across Kansas into what IS now
Oklahoma. The streams and roads
offered no obstacles to It whatever.
While going south 1t had also turned to
the east and left a trail of ruin across
Ricc, Reno. Kingman, Harper and 9th
er counties. Thousands of settlers
We're burned out, losing their houses
and their feed. their horses and cattle.
If the man who set that fire had been
known to the settlers, all the troops Oh
The plains would not have been enough
to stay their vengeance. AS it was, he
suffered remorse beyond description.
When the officers at Hays would bring
him papers, telling OF the damage
done. he would groan and curse him
self rounIly. He left Hays for some
other post in the following year, and,
so f:r as we know. his name was new
er connected with the gigantic prairie
fire Of 1S60.-kansas City Journal.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
Robbed the Grave.

n startling incident, Of which NJ
John 0 iver of Pnilsdelphia, was The
-utject. is narrated by himself as TO-
ows: Il was in most dreadful c)n-
iition. My skin was almcs. yellow,
~ s sunken, tongue coated, pain cons
iuually in back and sides, 10 appetite,
:radual)y growing weaker day by
lay Three physicians had given me
Up. Fortunately friend advised try.
ng Electric Bitters aud to my great
j y and surprise, the first bottle made
a decided Improvement. 7 continued
heir uae for three weeks, and am now
1 we'll man. know they saved my
lie, and robbed the grave of another
victim" No one saoull fail to try
hem. Ouly SO cents, guaranteed at
Dukes drug store.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
Having a Great Run on Chamber
Iain'S Cough Kennedy.

III >aager Mut,p, f tae Piers v,
dru- ktore, informs US that ae.is having
II goat run On CUamterlain's Cough
Remedy. He sc!ls fre bottles Of
TINT medicine to one Cf any other
kind, aud it gives great satisfaction.
In these days OF la .ripre tnere is
nothing like Chamberiain's Cough
Remedy to stop the cough, hcai up
the sore throat ard lungs and gives
relief within short time. The
sales are growing, and all who try it
are pleased with i,s prompt action =
South Chicago Daily Calumet. Fur
sale by f. G.. Duke.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
PhiIadeiphia,s Biz Clock.

The clock on the Philadelphia city
hall Is the highest In the world. 1t
has the largest dlals. If the dials were
out Of the way and tracks were laid,
two trains could pass each other run
ming through the holes. The glass In
the four faces is fastened there by q
ton Of cement. The glass. If laid on the
ground, would make a walk square
long and ten feet wide. The minute
hand will finish each years journey by
completing a ITO mile trip. 1t Is ex-
pected that this minute hand Will
travel lie miles annually for many
years to come. The clock Is strs :. :.
and the minute hand Is phospher
bronze and weighs $50 pounds.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02

Senator Hale show an inclination
TO break with the administration, if it
perslt in its pro- British policy and
continue to refuse to receive represen-
tatives of the Trausvaal. @sThe South
African republic is as independent a
country as any in the world. lloI-
land and most of the European coun
tries have received agents from it,
and the United States itself has ac-
cepted a consul. But the British ob
jcct to our receiving minister from
there. and the junior members of the
alliance must, of course, back up its
senior member.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
A Thousand TONGUES

Could not express the rapture Of
Annie E. Springer, cf 1925 Howard
st., Philadelphia, Pa , when she fourn
that DR.. Kings New Discovery tor
Consumption had completely cured
her of II hacking cough that for ms ny
years had made life burden. All
other remedies aud doctors could give
her 10 help. hut she says Of this Royal
Cure-'it sool removed the sin in
my chest and l can now sleep .undly,
something | can scarcely remember
;oing before. | feel like sounding its
praises throughout the Universe " ST.
will everyone who triss Dr. Kings
Nv Discovery tor any trouble of the
Throat, Chest or Llpgs. Price SOC
and 81. Trial bottles tree at +. e..
Dukes Drug Store; every bottle
guaranteed.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
His Very Own Lnnea

There are many Joncses In this world.
out perhaps not quite so many as peo-
pie think. Not long ago two friends
met WHO had not seen each other for
ten years. since their school days.
Whom did you marry, Billy?" asked
one.
"A Miss Jones Of Philadelphia" re-
piled Billy. who was n trifle sensitive.
You always did take to the name
Jones' ! can remember when we went
to school together you used to tag
around after little snub nosed Jones
girl"
remember 1t. too" said Billy.
shes the girl married" Youths
Companion.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
To the Public.

| want to let the people who suffer
from rheumatism and sciatics know
that Chanberlain's PSiu Balm r.,-
ieved me after a number of other
medicines and doctor had failed. 1t
"a the best lioinent l have ever known
fl. A. Drdgeu, Alphareta, Ga.
Thousands have been cured uf rheu-
mstism by this remedy. One app!ica.
,i"n relieves the pain. For aale by
f G. Duke.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02

The self>hncss of commercial ia.
tcres's can find no better illustration
than the attack which is being made
on the cotton seed oil industry of the
South. by the butter interests of the
North. Tawney of Minnesota, David
son Of Wisconsin, and Grout Of yo.-
'rt'.r have .all! introduced hills to
place tax Of ten cer's PER pound IN
tI crime. which ia largc,y tie pro
durt IF cotton SEED oil and which IS n
wi, '"some and iaeyp,H~iYe food. If
ccur:e these th rec nort1cra Rspr, sen
rative, are work n2 III the IN crest IF
the butter and cleose factories Of IL, l.
oa au bi.liwicks. Fortunately for tie
cor On farmers. Congressman Stay d~u
and other southern representatives
haze met TaNney, DayiAsou ard
GrrDt, and have sco,chtd, if tn V
hs,c not killed, their iniqnitous
PROPOSITION.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
THE FCRCE OF HABIT.
How 1t Once Played n Mean Trick on
Frederick yilliers

HOW IL Once Played n Mean Trick on
Frederick villiers.
q. w. Sabel, in The Saturday Even
ing Post, tells an anecdote of Freder-
lex Villiers, the famous war CORE
spondent. Villiers had been under fire
for some days, the enemy bombarding
the force to which the artist was at
tached, SO that the arrival Of a shell
was commonplace circumstance to be
treated In the usual way. Out of this
ordeal he came uhscathed to London
and was strolling down the crowded
Strand.
On a sudden the pedestrians were
appalled, to see him fling himself at
full length upon the greasy, muddy
pavement and there lie on his face,
rigid as a dead man. From all direc-
tons men rushed to render him as
sistance. They turned him over to
rub his hands and unbotton his collar.
expecting to find him In a fit But no.
On his face they found not the pain
and pallor Of epilepsy, but astonish-
ment and mud. Vllliers. when they
laid hold Of him, quickly jumped to
his feet. shook the mud from his hands
and clothes and then looked around
tor an explanation of his own appar-
emily idiotic act. The explanation was
forthcoming.
A few yards behind him stood q
horse and cart The carter had mo-
ment after Villlers passed pulled the
pin and allowed the cart box to dump
upon the ground n load of gravel. The
heavy beams Of the cart, Of course,
struck the wood paving with n re-
sounding dull thud." and the clean
gravel hissed out with an evil roar
This combination of sounds. the war
artist declared. was Identical with the
striking Of q live shell. and Villiers,
forgetting that he then stood some
thousands Of miles from the seat Of
war. automatically flung himself down
to await the dreadful explosion.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
Tiny Bihlen.

In Russia miniature Bibles are often
worn as watch charms. One OF these
Bibles is owned by 8oston!an who
received 1t from a friend living ~ Rus
sia. 1t Is about one inch long. three
fourths Of an inch wide and three
eighths Of an inch thick and contains
the FIRST Ave books Of the Old Testa-
meEt The text of the book is In He
brew and the titles in Latin. 1t can
only be- read with the help Of q power
ful magnifying glass.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
At last the Administration leade

AT last the Administration leaders
/" Congress have introduced bills ex-
tending the customs laws of the
United States over Puerto Rico.
There is absolutely no reason why
'he President should not have done
this long ago, thus giving relief to a
s'rely tried people. But the opposi-
tion of the projected industries was
too strong for him.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
SHE WANTED GOLD,
one "oman's Idea of the Money to
Deposit In a Bank

one Woman's Idea of the Money Ia
Deposit In a Bnnk.
Most cemical stories are told at fhe
expense OF the fair sex regarding their
lack OF familiarity with banks ana
their methods. One came to the ears
OF the Saunterer that apparently be $
the merit OF newness.
MY wife had saved up her Din
money. or what she hadn't had occa.
sion to use OF It," said the relator of
the story. until she lad $40 in bills
or various denominations. This she
was extremely desirous of securing
gold for, and every day when / came
nome to dinner she would haul me over
the Goals because ! had forgotten to
procure the shining metal. Finally she
said she would attend to the matter
herself. That evening she greeted me
with triumphant smile.
IT got my gold she exclaimed us
soon as entered the house, but had
q time In doing It. though.
"Then she told me how she had gone
to the mint with her bills and been re-
fused the coveted coin because the
notes weren't good notes. Next she
hustled around to n bank and secured
four $40 gold pieces. These didn't
suit her because they weren't new and
Shiny. SO she trotted back to the mint
with them and exchanged them for
two double eagles, fresh from the dies.
l listened to her recital and asked her
TO let me see the coins.
Let you see themr she exclaimed
IN surprise. Why. haven't them
any more. you goose"
"'Haven't them any more? re-
peated. What did you do with them?
"She looked at me with mingled
scorn and contempt.
deposited them in the - Say.
ings bank, Of course. That's what
wanted the gold for. What did you
think was going to do with them?
Keep them around the house to look
atY
"But I was too busy laughing just
then and for half an hour afterward
to make any reply."-Cincinnati En-
Quirer.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02

j. l. Bevery, Loganton, Pa, writes:
81 am willing to take my oath that
was cured # pneumonia entirely by
the use of Ohe Minute Cough Cure
after doctors failed. 1t also cured my
children of whooping cough" Qnickly y
relieves and cures cougl S, colds, grippe
and throat and lurg troubles. Children
all like it, Mothers endorse it. F.
G.. Dlkc.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
BiSmarck'S Iron Nerve

Was the result of his splehdld
health. Indomitable will and ire.
mendnrs energy are not found where
stomach, liver, kidneys are out OF
order. II you want these qualities
and the success they bring. use DR.
Kings New Lifs Pills They develop
every power OF brain and body. Only
% cents ut F. G.. Dukes drug store.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02

General Grosvenor has practically
confessed the truth of Representative
Lenzs charge that Grosvenor bad
told him that the incriminating
papers in the case of the Utah polyga-
mist postmas,ers, had been made way
with. General Grosvenor's only
plea seems to be that he did not ex-
pect the conversation to be repeated.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
Where Hope Lingered.

Negroes are unconsciously humor-
Gus. The other day two reustabouts
were overheard talking. They met ON
the levee after one had been absent
from the city for several weeks.
"Hello, Bill; how is yerT said the
first.
"Well," was the reply, "de doctors is
give me up. but de police ain't."-Mem-
pbis Scimitar.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02

Nothing shows the policy of ex-
pediency that rules in the White
House, better than the abandonment
Of all attempts to reward lIobson for
his work at Santiago, and the iusis-
tence Of the President on rewarding
Sampson for his absence at the battle
of that name.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
How to Cure q Courh.

AZ man has col on the chist. get
Casey's mixture f'r man an baist. put
him In bed. slap n musthard plasther
on him thatll keep his mind employed
an lave him fight II out May the best
man win. If the patients alive In the
mornin, he'll not have stren'th to cough.
Mr. Dooley" In Ladies' Home Jour
nal
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-02-02
Hta Linz Of critioism.

' 81 understand" said the neighDor,
sfhat your husband Is a dramatic crit.
&C."
mo" replied the little woman bitter
u; "'he Ia even worse than that. He Is
q household critic" ic."-Chicago Post.