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The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
rho Old, OLD story.

Mrs. Jaggs (the next norning} Do
you know what time you got home last
night? Mr.. Jaggs-It must have been
pretty late, but an important business
transaction detained me at the Office
and--by the way, dear, did you see
anything of my shoes? Mrs. Jaggs
Yes; ycall find them hanging on the
hat rack in the hall, just where you
left them. X.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Tempting Fate.

Il have come said the young man,
to ask you to let me have your
daughter
sNeyer!1 shouted the millionaire"
Thanks z shouted the other, as he
hurried away Up to this time she
has refused to smile upon my suit.
When tell her that you object to me
She will be mine v'The Columbian
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
sleep changes the Verdict.

Al Jury recently agreed upon a yer.
diet. sealed Ii and went home, After
sleeping over it, they disagreed. This
shows the power Of sleep TO streh gstii,
en- the mind. Those who are tronnied
with insomnia or stomach dlsordass ls,
should try Hostetter's Stomach BIZ.
sters. 1t puts the stomach In good con-
dition and induces sound sleep.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Aref you sure she is Whit
More Matter Of Figures.

He entered the cheap restaurant and
took a seat at one of the tables. Will Al
you have a rs cent dinner or a 50 cent
one, sir r. inquired the waiter.
Is there any real difference e
Certainly sir. Z
What is it,"
twenty-five cents, sir.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Diplomacy,

Miss Wunder Nv by do you always
ask Miss sanger to play her own ac.sss
compartments?
Miss Gabby- w hy. she always plays
loud enough to drown her voice. =-B Balti-
more American. s.s
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
whiting to show 'Ena.

An honest young man who had es-
capped q great peril by an act OF hero
ism, was much complimented for his
bravery.
One lady said: Il wish could have
seen your feat. s5
Whereupon he blushed and STAN
mered, and finally pointing to his pedal
.extremities, said: We'll. here they be,
mum. 4, sS s
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
He Never sIeaps.

Puddle You know Stocks, don't
you?
Doctor Yes, indeed. He is now 9
patient Of mine. Il
Puddle Pretty wide-awake man,
isn't he? x 4 III
Doctor should say SO. I'm treat
ing yhina for insomnia.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31

eyes muttered the old inhabi itant.2 INT
in fanltless dialect, when first came
to Kentucky to live my nearest neign-
Dor was fourteen miles away, and ~ ~
those days the best guns carried g
scant two miles.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
,ysh ReasOg,.. /.

Weary Critic-But how could you
prefer that insignificant book to all the
others you have ever read?
Innocent Young Person Because
had to read it on the sly. New York.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Al the wrong Door.

Madam, am soliciting for home
charities. We have hundreds Of poor,
ragged children like those at your gate,
and J.
"Sir, those children are mine!' and
the. slanming Of the door could be
heard in the next street.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
An Imposslb,e HUSBAND.

II can't imagine woman marrying
a prize fighter. z
TOO brutal?"
81 should say. Why, he would never
give her a chance to talk! !" PhiIadel-
phia North American.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
. 4 woman,s oues Ion.

81 see.' he remarked, as he looked
up from his paper. that the British
have recovered that battery of guns
/ what was it covered with the first
time, deara'' she sweetiy asked
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Pnrelv entai.

Visitor Your smoking room is bean-
tifully furnished
Mr.. Henpeck Yes; If only were al
lowed to smoke in it,
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Cash Depositors.

One Small Boy-My papa puts the
money he don't give to mother in a
coffee pot
Other Small Boy Mine don't: he
puts it in a jackpot / heard mother
say so.-Detroit Free Press.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Components OF = Proposal

Daughter-,No, mamma. Harold has
not proposed as yet; that is, not in SO
many words,
Mother Mercy me Jane, You must
not wait for. wordsi Proposals are
mostly made up of signs, gurgles,
stammers. coughs, hens, hawks and
looks, you knoW!---P Puck.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Dl.torted bx taIamour.

what is the honeymoon, pa
well, the honeymoon is the only
period in mans life during which he
considers it funny to come home and
find that his dear little wife hasn't DIM
ner ready ON time. Detroit Free
Press.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Binder Irvine at Low Prices.

Binder TWfne at Low PrIces.
& II you want special inside price on binder
twine either Sisal, Standard or Manila, cut
this notice out and mail to SEARS, RoEBUcK
& Co Binder Twine Department., Chicago.
stating about how much twine you will require
save you money by quoting you price that
will either secure your order or compel the
party who supplies you to sell to you at q lower
price than he otherwise would
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Racovnixed HIS Opportunity.

Ada (pensiyelyl IL hope you'll In
.vite me to the wedding when you get
married.
Jack (boldly) I'll invite you before
I ask any one else, and Ii you don't
accept there won't be any wedding.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
ABOUT the size OF II.
mother,

Father Where is your mother,
johnny s:55 .s
Johnny She's out In the back yard
whiting.
Father you sure she is whit.
tling?
Johnny Yes, sir; she's trying to-
sharpen a lead pencil. Chicago News.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31

$&4 "A Book OF Choice Recipes
Gent free BY Walter Baker 8 Co. Ltd, Dorchcster
Mass. Mention this paper. e1
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Rudsly Shattered.

1Chumleigh says his first love was
his school teacher"
Indeed #
Yes. But he says loves young
dream was shattered the nrst time she
took him on her lap.
THAT seems funny.
Not at all. He was face downward
at the time. &C Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31

The emperor of Germany's portrait
is being painted by Prof. Hubert Her
komer.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Go. Even with Them.

Novelist These confounded critics
slated my new novel most unmerci-
fully.
Friend Well. you have your re
venge. They had to read the book
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31

Stage tragedians may have no inten-
tion of being comical, but it certainly
Is funny how some of them manage to
make a living.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Force or Habit.

She-Why does that piano sound
first loud and then soft when Miss Will.
son plays it?
He-Well, you see, she is learning to
ride a bike, and uses both pedals from
force of habit.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31
Do Yoar Feet Acne and Burnf

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREH.
Address Allen s. .Olmsted. LeRoy. N. X
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31

$1,000 A WEEK AND EXPENSES
to agents selling our household goods. Sell on
sight Write G. II. Marshal & CO., Chicago
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31

you'll be getting locked up, young
in, for Offering false noos.
Not much, shant; these pipers are
three weeks old. - Moonshine.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1900-05-31

George and Mabel have now been
married exactly five years and three
months, and at the moment Of going
TO press have never had a single quar-
rel! Tit Bits,
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-06-30
Army Worm In tho Territory.

Muscogee, !. T., June 90 The census
enumerators who have been taking the
census IN the country west of here re-.
port that the army worm has made its
appearance ia counties, hordcs ON the
farms IN that section aud Is deyouring
the crops. Some little damage had boon
done 10 crop, In this immediate section
tins year. but mo- disastrous results aru
anticipated
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-06-30

Newport, Ark, June 90. The Demo.
cratic congressional convention has TAX.
on the liOOih ballot without reaching a
nomination On the lilith ballot =. d.
McCullooh gained az votes, drawing
about equally from Sloan aud Taylor in
tho Jackson aud Mississippi county del.
egations Sloan IS leading with 80 votes,
lacking the 2 of the necessary number.
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nrt.nd.r Wa. IN, Nlctlm.

Taylor, Tex, june %. In a difficulty
between j @ Grantham and Jim Slough.
ter at Laneport throo shots were fred,
all missing the mark, hut one Of the shots
hit and killed n negro boy, who was
standing near by. Gmntham sent 10
Taylor for Constable I'D Smith and gave
himself up Ia him.
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VALUABLE INFORMATION.
To aid subscribers in forming their e.

The population for 1890 at an increase ~ 2lo, over
population Of 1880 would be- 10 ,g22 an increase
Of l8.lJOG72.
A. an increase OF 22q6 II would be 7G3g9 IA; an in
crease of l3,T76,s9i.
A. an increase Of 2i% It would be 77,G5l SIS: an
Increase of l5,u2HGiS.
At an increase of p % Il would bee 7S,2g7 SD: an
Increase Of l5655.JG2
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nkI,hnm, Cnr rnlInr In.

Oklahoma City, o. T., June 20-Ok.
lahoma City is filling rapidly with visit.
Jrs TO the rough riders reunion. Cow.
boys are arriving by hundreds from
Texas, Colorado, New Mexico aud other
parts 10 participate In the lassoing tour
namcut
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DO YOU SEW &?

y little work can be- done so
easily and elegantly onu
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Durant, l. T., June 29.-An alterca.
ton occurred seven miles west Of here.
Pierre Durant was shot with shotgun
loaded with birdshot. Some Of the shot
entered Durant's lungs and it is feared
may be serious.
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This Contest will Close

one month before the population has been ofi-
cally announced by the Director OF the United
States Census at Washington, D. C..and The Eagle
will announce the date when the guessing will close
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prizes will be divided equally between them.
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the navy wv - 80
go ON the retired lisF Voluntarily and
make "A vacancy for promotionsan along
the line. Admiral Rcmcy was chosen for
the senior command In Asia ON accuunt
of his special fitness
After Admiral Remcy. who was No.
. on the admiral list was ordered to
Asia last March, Admiral Mccormick,
No 49, ON the same list. was ordered rs
second IN command. He promptly re-.
tired, AS he was expected 10 do. Heroie
grade by retiring and also uFoided
what Is really captains duty. tho
second In command of diue, having no
independence Of acyion aud thereby
being humlliptod below his actual in.
/ dependent flag officers rank.
Then Rear Admirals Day no. ~
and Cotton, (No 2Ol were simulta.
neously retired to avoid duty rs second
in command. Then the same orders
were given to Admiral Kempd. who
was nj the time In possession OF the ex.
ccedingly desirable billet commandment
At Mare Island, whore he was awaiting
retirement. He was 80. ~ ON the list
and would presumably decline an ap.
pointment that three OF his juniors had
just refused, but he astonished the
department by accepting with alacity
and offering 10 sail the next day.
The officials had to make the best Of
the matter and therefore put Captain
McCalla, one u the most brilliant mon
In the navy, IN command Of Kempn's
flagship TO equalize any deficiencies tina,
might develop.
Until McCalh left his post 70 march
to the relief Of the legations all WA.
plain sailing, but since that time exas.
peration in Washington over Kempf's
reports has been steadily growing, each
new dispatch making IL more acute.
The failure TO participate with the
other udmirals IN taking the Taku forts
will require clear explanation from
Admiral KempG as soon as the present
crisis permits a court OF inquiry. Not
one of the dispatches ,ont by the admir-.
al IN the last two weeks is clear in essen.
tials. Supertuous words are common.
aud In several instances single words
have been omitted which would have
been u great value 20 the government.
Last Sunday Admiral Remey was or.
dercd % ~ % Nagasad and coal the
Brooklyn and be- ready torelieve Kempn
Monday he was ordered % procu'd inn
mediatcly to Taku and assume command
at once The Brooklyn left Manila on
Tuesday and will reach Taku Sunday
aud from that day the authorities will
breathe easier.
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NOTICIA IMPORTANTE
La Jlnta Superior de Salids

Ell dia treintiuno de Enero de
1900, 6 antes, 81 fuere possible, tOdos
los Medicos, Dentistas y Farmac6u-
ticos, asf como todos los Practican-
tes, Comadronas y Enfermeras, de-
beran haber solicitado sus licencias
de la JuntG Superior de SdnidGd.
Pueden diriirse al Secretario de
la Junta en- San Juan, quien dara
los informes que Sc piden.
Examenes para Me.
dico- Oirujanos comienzan EnerO 2.
Dentista. a.-.-... EnerO 80
Farmac6uticos. ..--.A Enefo Is.
PracticanteS. ........ EnerO %
Comadronas y Enfermeras Enero 20.
V6ase la Orden General No.
Dirigirse al DR.. George G. Croft,
SecretarariO, San Juan, P. r. 31-E
The Lamar register., 1900-06-06
AoulnALoo MAY BE DEA1l
In IA Close Race Man Is Shot wno Is
Supposed % be the Filipino Leader.


Vigan, Luzon, June 2 VIA Manila,
June 3).-Major March. with his de
tachment of the Thirty third regiment,
overlook what is believed to have been
Aguinaido's party on May 18th at La
CAT, about 100 miles northeast of vi
gan.
The Americans killed or wounded an
officer. supposed to be Aguinaldo,
lowers. AEuinaldO had 100 men, Major
March rs.
The American commander reached
La BOagan, where Aguinaldo had
made his headquarters since March
9th, on May Tth. Aguinaido had fed
seven hours before, leaving the beaten
trails and travelling through the for
est along the beds of streams. Toward
evening, May 18th. Major March
struck Agulna1do's outpost, about a
mile outside of La Cat, killing four
Filipinos and capturing two. From the
latter he learned that Aguinaldo had
eamped there for the night. Although
exhausted and half starved, Major
March's men entered La Cat on the
run. They saw the Insurgents scatter
ing into the bushes. or over the pla-
teau. thousand yards beyond the
town, on the mountainside, the figures
Of twenty-five Filipinos, dressed in
white, with their leader on a gray
horse, Were silhoutted against the sun
set The Americans fired a volley and
saw the officer drop from his horse.
His followers fed, carrying the body.
The Americans, on reaching the spot,
caught the horse. which was richly
saddled. Blood from n badly wounded
man was on the animal and on the
ground. The saddle-bags contained
Aguinaldo's diary and some private
papers, including proclamations. One
of these was addressed to "The Civil
lied Nations" 1t protested against the
American occupation of the Philip
pines. There We're also found copies OF
Senator Beyeridge's speech. translated
into Spanish and entitled The Death
Knell of the Filipino People"
Major March, believing that the Fill
pinos had taken to n river which is n
tributary to the Chico. followed it for
two days, reaching Tiao, where he
learned that n party of Filipinos had
descended the river May Goth on a
raft, with the body of n dead OF
wounded man upon "A litter, covered
with palm leaves
There Major March reviewed his
command. shoeless and exhausted, and
picked out twenty-four of the freshest
men, with whom he beat the sur
but without finding any trace of the
insurgents. The Americans pushed on
and arrived at Aparri May 10Th.
The Lamar register., 1900-06-06
Wholesale stage RehhInr.

Raymond, Cal, June 2.-One OF the
boldest robberies ever committed in
California occurred to-day. when three
of the Yosemite stages, a private con-
yeyance and two soldiers were held
up by two highwaymen, who were ev-
identity not aware that Major Rucker
and Captain Wilcox. In command of
sixty-seven men of the Sixth cavalry,
from the Presidio, We're close behind.
en- route to the Yosemite national
park
The hold-up occurred at a point two
miles this side OF Grub gulch, which
country is thickly covered with chap
parel Sergeant Buchanan and anoth-
er troop had gone ahead of the caval-
ry to make arrangements for selecting
a camping place. The hlghwaymen
suddenly appeared. masked, and get
ting the drop on the troopers, took
away their guns and held the troopers
till the stage arrived. The robbers
handed the drivers of each stage
card reading BLACK Kid" and said:
They fooled me on the Big Oak fiat
road, but you can't this time"
A robber then took a hat belonging
to T H. Grlttiths. a passenger on the
stage and collected $50 from the pas
sengers, after which he ordered the
driver TO drive on.
Each stage was successiyely held up
up. the robbers getting about $3.50.
The mail and express matter was un-
mulested.
The Lamar register., 1900-06-06
cHARrrY's WONDERFUL WORK.
DIR. Klopseh Surprised Mt the Extent of
GIyin. In India.

DIR. Klopsch Surprised Mt the Extent of
Giving In India.
Calcutta. June 2.-Dr. Louis Klopsch
of New York, who has been investlgat-
ing famine conditions in India, Is now
in Calcutta. having arranged to leave
for home Saturday. He declared to
your correspondent that before coming
TO India he had no conception OF the
extent of the famine or its horrors,
and has been amazed wherever he has
been to see the gigantic scale on which
the government has carried on relief
work and the wonderful organization
that has been perfected by the author
tiles.
This is the greatest object lesson in
the way of bearing the white mans
burden" said DIR. Klopsch, ''the world
has ever seen. Every facility for my
inspection has everywhere been gladly
accorded me, and have been warmly
received Notwithstanding the i'm
mense sums the government is devot-
ing to relief work, there is ample scope
for outside help. and especially in the
way OF supplying agricultural imple-
ments and stock"
The Lamar register., 1900-06-06
WIN right the Paper combIne.

Appleton. Wis. June 3.-All the mills
Of Wisconsin and Minnesota manufac-
turing print, Manila and fibre papers
have united in the General Paper Com
Dauy Of Wisconsin, Incorporated with
a capital of $1,000. I, Is the admitted
purpose of the new company to fight
the International Paper Company, or
so-callcd paper trust of the East, for
the control of the western market The
company Will begin operations about
July LIST.
The Lamar register., 1900-06-06
BILE BLOA1

Puffs under the eyes; red nose; .pinple--
blotched, greasy face don't mean hard drink
ing always as much as it shows that there is
BILE IN THE BLOOD. 1t is true, drink
ing and over-eating ovcrloads the stomach,
but failure to assist nature in regularly dis
posing Of the partially digested Jumps Of food
that are dumped into the bowels and allowed
to rot there, is what causes all the trouble:
CASCARE7S will help nature help you, and
will keep the system from filling, with poisons,
will clean out the sores that tell OF the sys-
TENS rottenness. Bloated by bile the figure
becomes unshapely, the breath foul, eyes and
skin yellow; in fact the whole body kind of
fills up with filth. Every time you neglect to
help nature you lay the foundation for Just
such troubles CASCARETS will carry the
poisons out Of the system and will regulate
e pain Start to-night-one tablet-keep 4 up Tor
weI and you will feel right, your blood will be rteh
The Lamar register., 1900-06-06

and without It Up
ekndh
is and
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-09-21
WORDS OF WISDOM.

Nothing is unnatural that is not
physically impossible Trumbull.
Any mind that is capable of real
sorrow is capable of real good.-Mrs.
Stowe.
Everybody says that gentle birth is
an accident, and everybody treats it
as an achievement.-Wal Besant.
Every one carries his destiny in his
own bosom. Fate is the deepest cur
rent of ones nature.-Dr. Bellegarde.
Wherever you find patience, fidelity,
honor, kindness, truth, there you find
responsibility, however obscure and
lonely men may bell. w. Beecher.
If you say to child: 81 will give you
something" keep your promise; other
wise you teach it to lie. The righteous
promise little and do much.-Talmud,
The happiest lot for q man, as far
as birth is concerned, is that it should
be such as to give him but little oc'
casion to think much about it.
Whately.
Ideas make their way in silence, like
the waters that, altering behind the
rocks of the Alps, loosen them from
the mountain on which they rest
D'Aubigne.
l should be virtuous for my own
sake, though nobody were to know
it, just as l would be clean for my
own sake. though nobody were to see
me.-Shaftesbury.
Generosity during life Is very diff,
ferent thing from generosity in the
hour Of death; one proceeds from gen.
uine liberality and benevolence, the
other from pride or fear.-Horace
Mann.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-09-21

1t has been proposed to employ the
photograph as an aid in learning for.
eign languages. In learning language
1t Ia necessary first of all to have the
ear trained to catch and recognize the
sounds, and the only way to accom-
plish this is to listen to the continual
repetition OF the sounds until the ear
becomes familiar with them. Many
persons have to learn a foreign Ian
guage without any aid from q teacher
that can speak that language correctly
and even those that DIRE SO fortunate "a
to have a competent teacher cannot
constantly have the teacher at hand.
Now 1t is proposed to have phono-
graphic records Of language lessons;
then the student can have the machine
repeat the lesson over end over again
until he Is perfectly familiar with it