El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01
Finders and Losers.

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Broadly speaking, girls are divided
Into two great classes-the ones who
find and the ones who lose.
Meta is a girl who finds. Owneriess
earrings and brooches and shirt studs
are scattered along her pathway, en-
treating her to pick them up, which
ever way she strolls. and little things
like horseshoes and four leaved clovers
seem to leap up in the most unlikely
places at the first sound of her step.
Guess what I found today" is her
regular form of greeting; so no one was
surprised when the question came that
day at Georgia's tea.
"Oh, / don't know" said Lillian in
differently. Probably a cotton hand
kerchief or somebody's other glove"
Lillian is one of the girls who couldn't
find anything IL they would. Possibly
that's the reason she assumes the man.
ner of one who wouldn't IL she could
Meta gave a whitening glance at the
scoffer. Then she removed her Lady
smith hat and extracted from its crown
a roll OF money. which she spread upon
her lap. $50. a $50 and a $40 bill
stared out
Counterfeit gasped Lillian
NO. sir. Uncle Mac says they're as
good as any ever made"
You didn't find them. Meta; you're
Joking" protested Georgia
No joke about it I was walking
down Wabash avenue, and stacks of
people were passing in both directions.
too. but suddenly there was an open
space about a yard square right I'm
front of me, and straight in the middle
OF 1t lay this money. all rolled up. 1t
just seemed as though the crowd part
ed and everybody looked the other
way on purpose to let me have it"
We'll 1 neverr' sang the chorus
What are you going to use 1t for,
MetaP' somebody asked. but Lillian,
whose interest had revived wonder
fully, didn't give her time to answer.
use II for?" she cried. do you
s'pose Meta would spend that money?
Think of the poor woman who lost itT'
Woman. indeedr retorted Meta
Uncle Mac doesn't think that He
says there's n little pocket just inside
the waist band of his trousers where
he keeps a wad of bills-whenever he
has one-and that it's the easiest thing
of the pocket instead of into IL. And
Z asked him If that ever happened to
him. You ought to have seen how
guilty he looked when he said. Once;
but don't tell Elem That's my aunt.
you know. Well, we think-Uncle Mac
and THAT some rich club fellow lost
IL and that he'd put it to some extrava-
giant use even IL he had 1t again"
-
some poor old washerwoman who
hadn't another cent in the world"
murmured the blue eyed innocent
"washerwomen without another cent
are SO likely to go strewing $50 rolls
aroundy said Meta.
More likely twas a schoolteacher
with her months salary. And teaching
Is such nervous work. suggested Lii
ian
.'Or a tagged out woman clerk" add
ed Georgia.
We'll, I wouldn't take 1t from a
woman any sooner than you would"
declared Meta. "Of course I wouldn't
mind SO much II 1t belonged to a man.
But intend to advertise It anyway"
Certainly" exclaimed Lillian, as IL
she'd been thinking Of that all the
time. That's the proper thing to do"
And blue eyed innocent added, "I
should just use that money for adver-
Using every day in every paper until
there wasn't a cent left"
Meta pursed her lips. well, I'm
taking Uncle Macs advice about this"
she said. He says to study the papers
n day or two and see IL the loser adj
vertises- Then, after that, he says to
advertise: .Found-Sum OF money, at
such a place, at such a time Not n
word to give n false claimant any help
in identifying the bills, you see. But
he doesn't think I'll ever find the own
err. and, say, girls. IL he shouldn't turn
up, what do you say to n lake trip to-
gether or some kind of a regular spree
with this money!"
Il couldn't enjoy it." said the right
.eous Lillian
Not unless you gave half to a hos
pitaI." amended another.
"Oh, 1 don't KNOW" dissented Geor-
gia- II think my conscience would
take in a trip to Mackinac."
Good for your replied Meta, as she
rolled up her wealth and put on her
hat. We'll spend it all for gum il
we want to, Georgia, and we won't
treat them, either-see II we dor
They didn't see her again for three
weeks. and then she came flying in to
luncheon at Lilian's with a look In her
eyes as II she'd just fallen heir to n
million in gold.
I've had the loveliest experience in
the worldr she announced. "You re-
member that money 1 found? Well,
waited few days. as Uncle Mac said,
and no one advertised the loss; so put
nne I'm myself Told than, 70 addroce