The Red Cloud chief., 1900-08-03
ALMOST FORGOTTEN.
Incidents OF Every Day Life Which Very
Few People Stop to Think About IN
Account nf Thsir i~itlsnssS

The good people of this part OF the
state at least have perhaps seen the last
OF Captain" Archer, the %hypocrite
who has been wearing the cloak Of a
street preacher,-H has been "drilled
out" of most of the towns in the valley
From this place he went to Guide
Rock and it is evident that the citizens
did not give him the glad NIT FOR his
stay was short ~ next find him at
Superior in the role of temperance lee
turer, but although he had counted on
a one week stand, one night was Suili.
cient.-Au urgent call for grcencr
fields TOOK him hence and to whittier
no one cares The Superior Journal
devoted a generous space toward lift.
ing him a little farther along.-ln II
part of is article il was wrong in stating
that he tried to get a Red Cloud young
lady to marry him. Our girls were too
smart for him; they knew he was
"rummy' aud kept at a safe distance
The Captain" was too busy playing
Jack the pepper to make love Il the
dear girls even If they were SO inclined.
The Captain interviewed the CuIEr
Office on last Friday and among other
things he said the best element of the
people were with him; the preachers
aud all the lawyers.-lIc stated that
one lawyer assured him that he would
put up II $40, 900 bail bond fer him If he
needed THAT made us smile He
also stated that the other papcrs would
not publish the article from the Bloom.
ington Echo Tina. was no surprise,
"A subscriber might be lost If they stood
up for our citizens against a preacher
who was troubled with u nightmare of
words They can however cover con.
siderable space in giving detail. Of Il
street iight-When some people love
they are Obilvious sometimes to the
figure they cut aud the attention they
draw from the public when they APP.
pear upon the street.--Two couples
who were evidently bent on getting
''spliced" came in from the west on
passenger train &c Wednesday morning
and came up town or the street car
When they alighted therefrom it was
observed that they had hold OF hands
ia true lover like fashion.-Of course
we dropped onto the situation but
there was one thing we could not un'
derstand and that was that one of the
young men carried in his disengaged
hand a jug-But when he deposited
the Jug at John Polnicky's and the
couples went OIL to hunt up the county
Judge we concluded there would be "A
''hot time" l. some dry town or its vi.
entity that Might've have heard IT
the young man who went out and
kicked the hitching post because his
horse al away, b@t we have a far
better one than that right here ut home.
We have a young lady in town who
takes delight each week in tearing the
"inards" out of the CHIEF each time
she gets it out of the pos'ofice.--She
thinks she Is getting even with the
office for alleged wrongs, but up to
date the editor hasn't felt ever a little
twinge Of pain OF course the paper is
shocked at such treatment and is suf-
fused with tears.-It is not crying be.
cause it is torn asunder but because it
has made its weekly trip to the post.
ever been paid on subscription May
be the young lady wants to obliterate
the date tag And then people think
the editors life is conferred by a bed OF
roses.-Now is the time to pay your
subscription.