People's voice., 1900-06-28
NORMAL NOTES.

ILL.,, was visitor today.
Get the nervous system learned TO
frazzOO, or in other words perfectly.
The greenback dollars were at one
time worth in bullion only 35 81
cents.
How many teachers can give Hamil-
toms seven financial measures as laid |
down by Prof. Wakefield.
Miss Ruth Barnett was absent Tues. /
day, and Miss Myrtle Nelson presided |
at the piano in her stead.
Wonder why all but two voted the
same way on the alcoholic question |
Tuesday morning in the c physiology. !
Prof. Wakefield undoubtedly has
the financial question and all acts and |
conditions attached thereto down |
pat
Prof McAteo OF Belle Plaine, repre- |
senting building and loan association |
of Topeka, was visitor Tuesday
morning.
Notwithstanding contrary state
ments, we believe that tobacco Smok
ing either moderately or otherwise, is
injurious to ones health.
Mrs. HiaeS of HeTingtOn, sang a
solo at normal today and responded to
an encore. Mrs. Hines is vocalist Of
rare ability and attainments and is
also fine linguist.
! We would kindly suggest to Prof.
Wakefield that he procure a we'll
seasoned hedge club about Is feet long
and inches in diameter and proceed
to thoroughly wake up the e history
class.
The c geography had al interesting
discussion on why at some seasons OF
The year the afternoons are longer
than the forenoon and vice versa. 1t
also got deeply entangled in change OF
seasons.
Prof W. H. Iselv of FaiTmOunt col
Iege, Wichita, visited normal Tuesday
morning and at opening exercise made
a short speech setting forth the ad
vantageS that Paramount offers to the
seeker after higher education. Mr..
| lsely is an instructor in the college.
Ask Mr.. FaurOt if he will not enter
tain you for few minutes by hollow
ing whoa at the Wells-Fargo express
mans horse. He is an expert along
this line as he has had experience and
will no doubt show you a good time
while it lasts. While you are about
it just request that he relate his ex-
perience Of IA few nights back along
the same line.
Rev. ThGs. Penick conducted devo-
tiOnal exercises Tuesday and made a
short address, speaking from the pas
sage OF scripture that Whatsoever a
man soweth, that shall he also reap"
Rev. Penick said in his discourse that
punctuallty and piety were synony-
nous terms and that no teacher should
enter upon his or her career without
being prepared, because as in all life
so it is in a school teachers career,
whatsoever he s0weth that shall he
also reap. Furthermore, he said that
an instance Of tardiness on the part OF
the teacher may make boy lazy
farmer or may cause an untidy house
wife in the future. The nOrmaliteS
always seem to enjoy Rev. Penick'S
talks and are pleased to have him
come to general exercises.
Prof Swain Wednesday morning took
a scientific and philosophical tumble.
The professor came into the study
room with his wiSest and most pro-
found air, smiled benignly upon the
teachers cOngregated in said room,
selected nice, cool, comfortable office
chair and proceeded with all dignity
to deposit his mortal in the chair Of
his choice, then with a contemplative
smile and an absorbed look spreading
over his features, the professor leaned
back in his chair and was, we suppose,
considering the advisability of ele
waiting his feet to higher plane than
that allotted to those useful members
OF mans body, when 10 and behold,
the deceitfulness Of worldly things,
that cOnfounded chair deliberately
and scientifically proceeded to lay
itself prone upon the floor, thus de-
posting the professor for safe keeping
upon the floor. After considering the
situation for moment the professor
arose, lifted the chair to its natural
position and with a sigh OF regret and
a look Of nOnchalence, again took his
seat, but seemed unable to appreciate
the storm OF merriment all about him.
We extend to the professor our con.
gratulations for his gracefulpess and
our coincidence for his distressing DO.
sition. Try again, professor.