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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28

The Senate has quietly omitted the
appropriation for the rent Of the Ma
tional City-Standard Oil-Bank prop
erty asked by Mr.. Gage. Still the
Standard Oil landlords of the govern
ment are hardly in a position to kick.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28
SQUIRE THOMPSON

Arrested on Two Charges Yesterday.
Later Made His Escape Out of
the State.
Ex-Squire Thompson was arrested
yesterday on two warrants issued from
Justice Srolowitz's Court on complaint
of Attorney Richard Ryan, one charg-
ing him with profanity and the other
with disorderly conduct. Shortly after
z o'clock last evening, while await
ing the return of constable who had
gone after bondsmen, Thompson got
excused on some pretext or other,
and never came back. He went d.
rectly to Bridgeport. Nothing has
been heard of him since.
The case against Frank Tigglebeck,
on the charge of uttering false paper,
brought by Attorney Ryan before JUS
tice Srolowitz, was continued yester-
day until next Wednesday.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28

stock-Taking Begins Monday-stone &
viii Go on Your Bond-H f. Behrens, Jr.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28
CAPT. CARTER MUST SUFFER.

Capt. Oberlin M. Carter's influential
political friends in Washington and
New York have not been able to save
him from the penalty of his crime in
defrauding the government.
Capt. Carter was charged with de-
frauding the government in letting
contracts and in padding pay rolls in
work on the Notifications at Savannah.
A portion of the charges against him
had been outlawed, but on the others
he was convicted after a lapse of time
by courtmartial and sentenced to be
dismissed dishonorably from the army,
fined S. 600, imprisoned five years in
the military prison at Fl. Leaven
worth, Kan, and to have the facts of
his conviction and sentence published
in the press at his home in Pennsyl-
vania.
The President held the papers in this
courtmartial for many months and
then submitted them to ex-senator
Edmunds before finally approving the
courtmartial's verdict, although it was
unanimous.
Later the case was taken to the Uni
ted States Circuit Court of Appeals,
which has just handed down a decis-
ion dismissing Carter's appeal with
costs. The appeal was taken on a
mere technicality involving the juris-
diction and power of the courtmartial.
The judge dismisses one of the propo-
sitions in the appeal with the remark
that it "has not sufficient color Of
merit to require discussion"
Capt. Carter has discovered that the
way of the transgressor is hard and
that political pull though exerted in the
highest quarter does not always avail.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28
BUSINESS CHANCES.

A SOLID, legitimate and practical monthly
investment. Bank and other good refer
eEces Write at once for further pariicu-
lars Mo. G. & r. CO., 20 Laclede Bldg
St. Louis, Mo. js2Sdq
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28
A Hearing Next Week.

Special to the Register.
GLENNWOOD, w. Va, January 81
Mrs Elizabeth Creemeans, arrested
yesterday, charged with the murder OF
her husband, Magistrate Ballard Cree
means, will not be given preliminary
hearing until next week. Trace has
been found of her daughter, Estella
Creemeans, who mysteriously disap-
peared Thursday. She is believed to
be in Charleston.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28

LADIES needing confidential treatment. a
safe and sure rslief in all diseases and COM
Irreguiariey &c. PRIVATE Lying-Isi SAN
itariumy with all hoG comforts Infanis
adopted u required. MRS. BiRCHLEH s
SANITARIUM. 7z3 West Sixth street. Gin
cinnau sepI0tu. th.d.yb
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28
building for the Convention.

Special TO the Register.
PARKERSBURG, w. Va, January
27.-Business men and citizens have
put plans under way for the erection
of a wigwam for the use of CEN
-ventions and other large assemblages
that may be induced to come here.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28
FINANCIAL.


FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms. with
or without board Both gases: privilege
street. jaZsdqsr
ELDERLY GENTLEMAN OF means. out
Of society, would marry the lady who
could make his home happy and comfort
able. MIR. HANNA, III East BIRD street
New York sazsfa
MORPHINE, Opium, Laudanurn, Cocaine
Habit-MyseH cured, viii inform you u
harmless. permanent horne-ctre MRS.
BALDWIN. Box lzl2 Chicago.
jai4u, % fef
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28
r ITHoGRAPHING

In all IT'S branches. and as rea-.nabie as
superior quality viii allow Get prices and
samples. We can suit you both wsyk
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Ninth Page.

Eighth Page
Rockaways-Chas. ]. Elig Carriage Co.
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Rheumatism-swift SPECIFIC CO.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28

Real bargains in fine Diamonds at
DILLON, HANCHER & CO.'S.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-01-28

Twentieth Page.
Lowry Press-The Planters Compress Co.
Prepare for It-Geo. e. Stifel & Co.
Special for This Week-Lou Swabacker.
Fine Watches-McNamee The Jeweler
Just Eighty-One Suits-Geo. M. Shook q
Co.
Empire Combs-Dillon. Hancher & Co,
New Goods Just Opened-John Friedel
Special Inventory Clearance sale-Geo. R.
Taylor Co.
e. Co
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INDEX 70 new A4vEkTlsEMENTs.
Fourth Hage.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS steC &c Watkins.
Seventy Seven for Grip.
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Eleventh Page.
Clearing Bargains. S. Rhodes & Co.
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SWEET WRINKLED PEAS.
Q Cans for Is cents.
CHARLES w. SMITH,
Tel. 203. 9fS Main street.
ID UBLIC SALE OF REAL ESTATE

will sell on SATURDAY, FEBRUARY,
Sd, 1900 commencing At TO o clock a. M, at
highest and best bidder, tile real estate
owned by Victorene Lashey in her lfe-
time known as No. 1872 South Huron street,
and as lot No. - OF Zane's orchard addi-
ton 10 the city OF Wheeling, w Va Said
property has frontage OF about twenty
1--WE feet (25 ftD ON the west side OF Soutn
Huron street and a depth OF one hundred
and twenty feet d21 ft), and contains
a two-story four (D -roomed frame house.
with pantry, porticoes, foundation extend
ing under the whole house, brick walks,
gas fixtures and other modern improve
ments. NJ. A. lsASHl4E1,
c. S. GREER. Administrators.
Aftaf
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Thirteenth Page.
This is the Last Call--House & Herr
mann.
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Twentieth Page

Eighteenth Page.
Women Choose to Be Well-Chattanooga
Medicine Co.
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Seventeenth Page.
The Crime of Motherhood-Dr. Pierc
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WANTED.

CITIZENS HELP! Register in favor o
Beers, 1oc. American homes free of int.
tax, rent, 81. so per cent TO work in cause
S. s. SUNDERLAND, Pequannocl, n. J
ja2Sdqer
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
GULLED THE FRENCH
Ingenious Swindler Passes Himself
Off for American
Prelate.

Paris, Dec. 26-The appeal court
has confirmed the five years imprison-
ment Imposed on an ingenious swind-
Ter named Goffray, who passed in
clerical circles here in April last as
the cardinal bishop Of Washington
soliciting funds to convert the young
Indians of New Mexico. Several
times Gpffray succeeded in celebrating
mass and once was nearly arrested
when onSthe point Of celebrating mass
at Strashhrg. Finally he appeared at
Monte Lunar, in the department. Of
Trome, where he lectured to Trappist
monks on his terrible adventures in
the Rocky mountains, where he said
he was scalped by Indians to whom he
was preaching the gospel.
The fraud was discovered by COT
fray pretending that the Indians of
the Rocky mountains were Esquimaax.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
First Publication Dec. IA, 19OO.-6f
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, Land office at
Bozeman, Mont, December y, 19OO..-Notice
is hereby given that the following-named
settler has filed notice of his intention to
make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof willbe made before I.
A. Williams, Clerk of the Court at Billings,
Montana, or January 10, 1901, viz:
EVAN N. JONES,
who made H. E. No. 1924 for the lots l and
2, E. n, NV. u, Sec. 10, TIP. 1 N, R. 81 E.,
M. p. M.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and c%ultiva-
Daniel A. Hammond. Jacob Burgeson.
james Ryan, all of Billings, Montana.
Fl" A. L. LOVE, Register.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
First Publication Dec. %, 1900.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, Land Office
at Bozeman, Mont, December "a, $780,
Notice is hereby given that the following
ton to make final proof in support of his
claim and that said proof will be made be-
fore r. A. Williams, Clerk of Court, at Bill
ings, Montana. on February 2, 1901, viz:
GEORGE F. GAMBLE
who made H. E. No. 2176 for the SW. n.
NV. N, Sec. II; s. Is, NE. n, Lot 4, Sec.
18, Tp. n, R. n E, NJ. p. M.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation OF said land, viz: James Ryan,
Brian Hart, Jacob Burgeson and James E.
Dickie. all Of Billings, Montana.
A. L. LOVE, Register.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28

New York, Dec. 26--It was more
than a merry Christmas for the 10
passengers on the belated Allen line
steamer State of Nebraska.
Nineteen days out from Clyde and
eight days overdue, the Nebraska crept
into port here with smashed ~lifeboats,
demolished light houses, and broken
and twisted rails. It was the first
clear day the voyagers had seen since
December Z, when the Nebraska
steamed out of Movie, Ireland, in the
face of a gale that swept her decks.
On board the steamer when she left
Glasgow on December 6 were.10 sa-
loon, 80 second class and 70 steerage
passengers. The officers and passen-
gers declared the wreckage on the deck
gave but a faint idea of the horrors Of
the voyage. Three times the machin-
cry broke down and the steamship had
to be hove to.
Gales and head seas swept the ship
from the moment she left Movie.
At midnight, on December II, the
feed pipes Of the engine gave out and
the Nebraska vas hove to for three
hours, the seas washing over her. It
was at this time that a wave smashed
the two lighthouses, cutting the side
lights. The vessel was rolling or list
ing to seas or plunging into them.
The steerage passengers were all in a
terror, and the cabin voyagers chung to
their berths. The feed pipes were
repaired and improvised side lights
placed. The liner could not force
herself forward at more than three
knots per hour. Sometimes she moved
at less than two knots.
Two of the life boats on the port
side follow were smashed to splinters
on the deck. The vessel logged but
SO miles for that "a hours and for two
days she made less than 80 miles.
The engines had to be stopped on De-
cember Is to cool some ~overheated
Journals, and the next day the steam
pipes gave SO much trouble that
another stop had to be made.
Only one of the crew in the long
voyage was injured, VIM. Thompson,
a fireman, who was hurled against the
deck rails and had two ribs fractured.
Captain David Ingraham of Van
couver who has circled the globe
twice, was mi Of the passengers. He
said that twice the voyagers felt all
was gone. No meals could be
served in the saloon during the voy-
& Htal- -E. FH'
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
DYNAMITE" DRIsCOLL DEAD.

Boston, Dec. 24-John D. Driscoll,
better known as Dynamite Dris-
coll, died today Of cancer of the
tongue. Dricsoll was 70 years old
and was born in this country. He was
a friend Of John Mitchell, O'Donovan
Rosa, Charles Parnell, Michael Davitt
and all the prominent Irish patriots.
During the civil war, he served in
the Ninth Massachusetts volunteers.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
First Publication Dec. IA, l9OO.-6f
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, Land office
at Bozeman, Mont, December -, $780,
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his inten-
ton to make final proof in support of his
claim, and that said proof will be made be-
fore T. A. Williams, Clerk of the Court, at
Billings, Mont. on January 10, 1901, viz:
JOHN FAIRBAIN,
who made H. E. No. 2274, for the lots 1, 2
and 3, S. u, NV. a, NV. "A, SW. n, Sec. 2,
Up. 4 n, R. p E., M. p. NJ.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation OF said land, viz: Jefferson z.
Brewer, Waiter 0. Lee, Thomas A.. Butler
all of Billings, Montana, and J. W. Menden-
hall, Lavina, Montana. A. L. LOVE,
Register.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
OIL IN MICHIGAN.

Muskegon, Mich, Dec. 24-The oil
we'll being developed here was shot
today. Immediately after the explo-
sion the pumps were set and oil began
to flow. g. K. MacFadden Of Geneva,
Ind, who has the enterprises here in
charge, stated that the we'll was a sue
cess and will average five barrels
daily. The oil is of the finest quail
ity. Ten more wells will be sunk.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
GEAR FULLY RECOVERED.

st. Petersburg, Dec. 26-The Rus
sian minister. to the Interior, M.
Sil,iaguine, who arrived here today
from Liyidia. where Emperor Mich
0las is convalescing, asserts that the
czar is now completely restored, being
able to take long walks and drives
daily NJ. Sipiaguine had several au-
diences with the emperor since his
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
ANDREE WILL E N

London, Dec. 26-The brother of
Andree, the missing aeronaut, says a
dispatch from Copenhagen to the
Daily Mail, despairing of his return
from the Attic regions, has finally
opened his will.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
GOVERNOR PINGREE CITED.

Lansing, Mich, Dec. 24-On pc
tition of the members of the Ingham
county bar Judge Weist today ordered
Governor Pingree to appear in court
Saturday and show cause why he
should not be punished for contempt.
The action is based OH an interview
with the governor in a Detroit paper
bitterly attacking Judge Weist and
Prosecutor Tuttle.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
MUST A

Washington Dec. 24-It has been
decided to take no further action for
the return Of the volunteers from the
Philippines until congress makes pro-
vision for their Replacement.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
KILL MANY CHIN

Pekin, Dec. 26-French troops en-
gagged with a band of Chinese Deem
bel. %, and are said to have killed
1000, captured several cannon and
numerous standards. The French
had no loss.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28

DIDN'T VOTE FOR M'KINLEY.
Atlanta, Ga, Dec. ga contro-
versy having arisen over the matter,
Grover Cleveland has written to a
newspaper here that he did not vote
for Mckinley.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
FATAL PRIZE FIGHT.
Participant Dies from Hemmorhage Of the
Brain,

Philadelphia, Dec. 24-The coroner
today investigated the death of Ed
ward Sanford, professionally known
Joe Barr, who died in a hospital
Saturday night after a boxing match
with Joseph Kerrigan, at the Atlantic
club of Philadelphia.
The jury rendered a verdict that
Sanford's death was due to hem
morrhage of the brain. Kerrigan was
held to await the action of the grand
jury. The referee, seconds, and others
arrested Saturday were discharged.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
DIED TO ESCAPE DISEASE.

Wichita, Kans., Dec. 24-R. w.
Burrus, a wealthy cattleman Of Caddo
county near Mountain View, after
shooting SO hogs for his ranch meat
supply today turned the revolver on
himself and sent a bullet through his
brain. He had been warned a few
days ago by a physician that he
showed symptoms of Bright's disease.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28

q ALESMEN wanted to; sell our goods by sam
p pie to wholesale and retail trade. We are
in the Wori t. Liberal ii salary paid. address.
CAN-DEX Mfg. Co., Savannah. Ga.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-28
DE WET AGAIN PRESSED.

Masehu, Dec. 26-The British are
pressing DeWet in the L~adybrand
district.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-03-29
POSTED ON FINANCE.
At Least That Was the Impression
She Gave Her Sister Club
Members.

"lt is simply impossible to keep posted on
everything" said club woman to Daugh-
terri the American Revolution.
Yes, indeed, it is" admitted the D. A. R.
"But, sometimes, if you are not quite posted,
you can wriggle out of a difficult situation
without seeming so very ignorant. For ex-
ample, l was just saved by my presence of
mind at d. A. r. meeting the other day.
Prof. Sparks, of the university, you know,
read lovely paper on Governor Morris,
Financier of the American Revolution
"'Who is this Governor Morris? said q
friend of mine from the Fortnightly club.
Seems to me l never heard of him.
'There were half dozen women around,
and | was frightfully embarrassed. 1 never
had heard of Governor Morris, either, but,
you know, D. A. r. is supposed to know all
those things.
"'O, don't you remember said. Nor
ris was the man who financed the govern
ment and borrowed lot of money to do it.
Thank you, said my friend from the
Fortnightly.
Now, the fact is, you know, DEAR" con-
tinued the D. A. R., 81 really knew nothing
of it whatever, except that Prof. Sparks
subject said that the man had financed the
government, and l knew if he did that he
| must have had to borrow lot of money!
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-03-29
Keeping Well Water Pure.

1t used to be an old-fashioned GUS
tom in the country to put one or two
trout in we'll to insure the water
being pure and wholesome. If they
did not keep it so it was supposed
that they would give warning of its
impurity by dying themselves. We
are reminded of this by seeing in an
English paper that Prof. Sobrero, of
Turin, has lately advised the use of
cells in the house cistern for the same
purpose. He says two or three not
large but lively cells would devour any
thing in the water in the shape of ami
malcules, infusoria, bird dropping
from the roof or vegetable matter of
any kind. We think they would also
take any animal matter like toads or
rats that might fall in and drown.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-03-29
LOCATING AN APIARY.
Where Eastwood and Glover Abound
Is the Place Where Bees Lay
Up Honey and Thrive.

If it is the intention to make bee
keeping a business, for the dollars and
cents that are in it, it is certainly of
great Importance to consider well the
location of the same. There are locali-
ties, even in the radius of few miles,
that are much better than others.
There are localities where white clover
is very abundant, and where a crop
is sure every season, whether it is long
or short, while there are others that
are not so, and occasional years only
furnish crop. Eastwood is another
principal honey resource, and where
this and clover both abound is a de-
sirable locality for an apiary. Bass
wood or linden is a good timber to
cultivate. 1t is very hardy and makes
a rapid growth, and might take the
place of cottonwood, so extensively
grown in the west. In a valley where
fall flowers are plentiful is good
point to seek for, as a late flow of
honey is very desirable to place bees
in good wintering shape. Alfalfa is
one of the best honey-producing plants
we have at present, and it would be a
safe place to locate, even if no other
honey plants are in reach, but it would
be all the better if other honey plants
are present. There is long list of
honey-bearing plants, but we will give
= but few of the principal ones. Millet
or sweet clover, crimson clover, alsike
clover, mammoth or pea-vine clover,
tulip tree or popular, black or sour
gum, wild asters, golden-rod, willows,
maple, buckwheat, cleome or spider
plant, all kinds of berries and all kinds
of fruit trees, whether wild or domesti-
cated.-A. H. Duff, in Prairie Farmer.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-03-29
IDEAL HENHoUsE WINDOW.

by an arm screwed to the casing. The
lower sash is hinged at one side and
swings out. This plan will work well
under many circumstances where the
winters are not too cold, and where
the fowls are kept in pens side by side,
with adjacent yards outside. In such
a case it is often inconvenient to get
into the yards unless one can go out
into them from the pens With this
method of swinging the sashes the
necessity for having a door in each
pen, as well as a window, is done away
with. In cold climates such a plan
can be used for spring, fall and sum-
mer, closing the windows in the win
ter and putting on outside sashes.
This device calls for a low window, and
this is desirable on other accounts, as
only low windows let the sunshine
quickly onto the floor on winter morn
ings.-N. Y. Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-03-29

"For Heavens sake, tell that new servant
Of yours to get a new dress before she comes
here tomorrow. She is positively too SLOW
emily to come into the dining
This heavy" was dealt out by suburban
tie to his wife the other morning. She in
formed the negress of the desire of the mas
ter of the house, but that gentleman had no
idea his instructions would be so well car
ried out.
When the breakfast was brought in the
following morning what was his surprise to
behold the negress logged out in magpif-
cent evening dress, with sparklers in her
hair and other adornments on her bare arms
and neck.
whats all this?' he cried. "Have you
fired that other girl and got an Egyptian
princess in her place"
''No, boss" said the girl, speaking for her.
self. "Pse de same niger, but l jess put on
bout muh pussonal 'pearance" memphis
Scimuar
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-03-29
SCORE FOR THE MENU.
He Guessed at the French and Struck
COthing But Eggs and
TOOthpicks.

Gilson-Next time l take girl to a French
restaurant | won't be so ALFRED smooth.
l don't care a durn Wheeler she believes
l talk French in my sleep and take french
newspaper, or whether she thinks 1 don't
know a French poodle from a dachshund!
Willets-What' the matter now?
Last night l thought if I'd go right down
the card and pick out something every
couple of inches I'd strike it about right.
If there's one thing | can't eat it's hen
fruit. Well, the first round we got was
soup with dropped egg in it."
well, you didn't have to eat it,"
''The next prize package l drew was a
plain omeette. l fought shy of it and said
/ was waiting for the real solid dishes"
Eyes"
"Well, next I got eggs broiled in butter
and then egg sandwiches! | couldn't play
off forever, and had to eat EN-
Poor old chap"
"Then l got mad and jumped clear to
the last thing on the list for dessert; And
what do you think the waiter brought US?
Toothpicks! IN. Y. Press