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Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20
Double Wedding In West Va.

Oh Wednesday. the 18th at the
home of the bride at Green Bank.
w. Va, Miss BERTHE Beard, one of
Pocahontas rounty's charming
Young ladies, and MIR, Lynn Clark,
Of Columbia Sulrher, Greenbrier
county were united in marriage.
At the same time and place Mr..
|. r. Beard, brother IF the above
mentioned bride. and Miss Cordie
Woodell of Green Bank were unit
ed in marriage.
The brother and sister had, in
dependently of each other. selected
the same Wedding day. which fact
was not discovered until the active
wedding preparations bad com
nenced. Then they compared
n ties and double wedding was
Il reed upon.
The brides maids and grooms-
men were: Miss Rnfe Kerr and
Mr.. George Hannah; Miss Mary
Brown and MIR John Gum; Miss
Dora Cowger and MIR. John White;
Miss Ruby Beard and Mr.. Willie
Wooddell; Miss Pearl Yeager and
Mr.. Sandy Burner; Miss Minnie
Burner and Mr.. CLYDE Beard; Miss
Maggie Kerr and Mr.. Roland
Scctt; Miss Maude Yeager and Mr.,
Walter Ralston; Miss Grace Heve-
ner and Mr.. Samuel Sheets. and
Miss Grace Ralston and Mr.. Mack
Kerr.
The maid Of honor and best man
for the FIRST mentioned couple were
Miss Erna Grace Clark, and Mr..
viii Htffner. both Of Greenbrler
county.
Miss Feard wore a light, gray
travelling suit trimmed in silk and
the brides maids were dressed in
white organdie.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

W w Mavhew. Merton. Wis.
save, IL consider One Minute Cough
!, Cure a most wonderful, Rledicine,
.quick and safe" Iteis the only
harmless remedy that gives mined
late results. IT. cures coughs,
colds, Group, bronchitis, grippe.
whooping cough. pneumonia and
,all throat and, lung diseases. Its
early use prevents consumption.
Children always like it and, moth
ers endorse it Trimble & Lunsford
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20
cure Ofrhenmatism
Kenna, Jackson Co, wy

Kenna, Jackson Co, VIVA
About three wears ago my wife
had an attack of rheumatism which
confined her to her he'd for over .
month and rendered her unable to
walk step without assistance, her
lin BIS being swollen to double their
size. Mr. S Maddox insist.
ed on my using Cham5 erlain's Pain
Balm. purchased a 'ffty-cent
bottle and used it according to the
directions and the next morning
she walked to breakfast without
assistance in any manner, and she
has not had similar attack since.
A B Parsons. For sale by joins
A. Whitelaw, Monterey; Fl. E.
Golaw. .Crabbottom; j. M. Jones.
Doe Hill. S. G. Slaven, Meadow
Dale.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20
Millions Given Away.

1t is certainly gratifying to the public
to know Of one concern which is not
afraid to be generous. The proprietors
of DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs and colds, have given
away over ten million trial bottles and
,haye the satisfaction of knowing it has
cured thousands of hopeless cases.
Asthma, Bronchitis, La Grippe and all
Throat, Chest and Lung diseases are
surely cul I'd by it. Call on SJ Carson,
Druggist, and get free trial bottle. Reg
illar size SOC and $1.OO. Every botl lie
guaranteed
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20
The Best in the World.

We believe Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy is the best in the world.
A few weeks ago we suffered with
a severe cold and e troublesome
cough. and having read their ad-
vsrtisements in our own and other
papers we purchased q bottle to
see if it would effect us. Lit cured
us before the bottle was more than
half used. 1t IS the best medicine
out for colds ard coughs.-The
Herald, Andersonvlle, Ind. For
sale by j A Whitelaw. Monterey:
H e Colaw. Crabhottom; } NJ
Jones, Doe Hill; 5 & Slaven, Mead
ow Dale,
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

The Richmond News Of Thurs
day contains telegram from
Washington saying that because
of the rough treatment accorded
the negroes by the white republic
cans at the Norfolk convention the
other day, the negroes will run a
candidate for congress in every dis
trict in the. state as protest. TO
this end they will call a conven-
ton in Richmond for about May
10Th. -
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

In almost every neighborhood
there in some one whose life has
been saved by Chamberlaiu's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. or
who has been edgsd Of chronic
diarrhoea by the psRof that medi-
cine, Such persons make a point
Of telling of it whenever oppor.
tunity offers, hoping that it may
be the means of saving other
lives. For sale by John A White
law. Monterey. H. E. Colaw Crab
bottom. J. NJ. Jones, Doe Hill.
S. C, Slaven Meadow Dale
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20
Monterey, Va, Friday, April 20, 1900.

The Presidents name has now
been changed to Weary Willie
/ because he IS worried so much bv
office seekers who want some OF
the nice, plump plums made availa-
BILE blythe Porto Rico act winch
goes into effect Nav l>t.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20
McELREE'S
Wine of Cardui

It brings health to the woman1y
organism, and health there means
we'll poised nerves, calmness strength.
1t restores womanly vigor and power.
It torres up the nerves which suffer
ling and disease have shattered. 1t is
the most perfect remedy ever devised
Ito restore weak women to perfect
health, and to make them attractive
and happy. $r.oo at all druggists.
For advice in cases requiring spec
ial directions, address, giving symp-
|noms,% 1.-THE Ladies Advisory De-
partment, The Chattanooga Medi-
cine Co., Chattanooga, Tenn.
REV. j. w. SMITH, Camden, 8. c.,
says :-"My wife used Wine of Cardul at home
for falling of the womb and 1t entirely cured
her."
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

If you want photographs or any
thing in the art line. enlarglng
&c. call at once, as my Gallery will
close May 10. All orders for pho
tograhps filled promptly, am now
caught up with my work and can
I'll orders promptly. A Z Suddarth
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

81 think DeWitt's Little Early
Risers are the best pills in the
world" says W E Lake, Happy
Creek, Va. They remove all OBJ
structions of the liver and bowels,
act quickly and never gripe.
Trimble & Lunsford.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

The millinery line at Bishops
this season will be right up to date
| have all the newest things in
millinery-such as the new silk
flowers. chiffons, Liberty silk in all
shades, mou;seline, new style rib
hons. Y. B. Bishop.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

Lieutenant Knox of the It'll In
f.ntry SAYS the United States mill
tarv authorities do not care to
catch Aguinaldo. 1t may be Il
c,se of "sonr grapes. !" .
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

Admiral Dewey was present at "A
dinner given to Perry Belmont, of
New York, by John r. Mclean.
Mr.. Belmont is an enthusiastic
surporter of the Sailor Candidate.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20
w H Lhipman, Beardsley, Min

" II Lhlpman, Dearus!eY' M HH.'
under oath, says he suffered from
dyspepsia for twenty-five years.
Doctors and dieting gave but little
relief. Finally he used Kodol Dys-
.pepsia Cure and now eats what he
likes and as much as he waits, and
he feels like new man. 1t digests
what you eat. Trim BILE & Lunsford.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

If Admiral Dewey falls to get
the nominations at Kansas City ne
will enter the race rs ail lndepen-
dent. ;r f.-t
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

The President signed the Puerto
Rican bill, and as the first civil
Governor of the island appointed
Charles II. Allen, the Assistant,
Secretary of the Navy.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

Cleanse the liver. purify the
blood, invigorate the body by using
DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
These famous little pills always act
promptly. TrimbIe & Lunsford.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20
A Horrible Outbreak

"Of large sores on my little daug hter's
head developed into case OF scaid head
writes: &. d. lsbill Of Morgsnten, Tenn,
hut Encklen's Arnica Salve completely
cured her. It's a guaranteed cure Tor
Eczema letter, salt Kheum l'imples,
Sores. Ulcers and Files. Only 20 al > >
Carson
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

Farm For Sale.--I will offer
nv farm of 225 acres on Bullpas-
ture river for sale privately, for the
next 3 or 4 weeks. There are two
orchards on it, about 30 acres of
bottom and the finest timber in
the county-green white pine,
white oak, red oak and spruce,
Said farm adjoins the lands OF the
iate Samuel Movers, John Sanders
and Others. Will want a good cash
payment the balance on easy terms.
Henrietta V. Pullin,
March 18TH, 1900 Mcdowell, Va.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

PpHoToGaAPHs. And probably
your last chance, Suddarths Gallery
will close May 10th. All parties
wanting work done had better avail
themselves of the opportunit,
thanking all customers for past
favors, remain,
Yours Truly.
A. G.. Suddarth.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20
aSweet Bells tangled
Out of Tune and Harsh. {"

shakespeare's description fits thou
sands of women. They are cross, des-
pondent, sickly, nervous a burden to
themselves and their families. Their
sweet dispositions are gone, and they, like
the bells, seem sadly out of tune, but
there Is remedy. They can use
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20

WANTED-Several bright and honest
persons to represent us as Managers in
this and close by counties. Salary $500
year and expenses Straight, bona tide,
no more, no less salary. Position per
manent. Our references, any bank in
any town. 1t is mainly office work con-
Quoted at home. Reference. Enclose
self addressed stamped envelope. The
Dominion Company, Dept. 8, Chicago.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1900-04-20
BRONCHITIS

BrOnchlus IS very preVaIenb. 10 BeH-
orally begins with common cold, at
tended with cough, hoarseness, sore
ness of the lungs, tightness Of the
chest and difficulty in breathing. IF
not cured, it becomes dangerous
thousands die from bronchitis annual
". DR.. John w. BULBS Cough Syrup
is the best remedy for this disease it
relieves the cough at once, eases ex-
pectoration. and cures -, Il rev DAYS.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-12-29
When War Was Declared.

When War Was DecIareu.
He--This pie IL just like that my
mother used to bake.
She-I'm SO glad to hear you say 90.
He-Yes; that was what made me
run away from home when ! was q
b0y.-New York Evening Journal.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-12-29
HIS NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS
How This Druggist Preached u Ser
mon to No Avail.

How This Druvgist Preached q Der.
mon to No Avail.
A melancholy looking young woman
rushed into drug store yesterday.
Her hair was disheveled, her eyes red
from weeping, she had q wet handker.
chief In one hand and her fur boa hung
from the other. That she was In q fine
state Of excitement was plainly evi.
dent, says the Baltimore News.
II want some prussic acid" she said,
breathlessly. "Give me q small guam.
tity just AZ quickly as you can. Not
too small. though. oh, do hurryg'
"Have you q prescriptionY asked the
druggist.
"Of course, I haven't q prescription
or I would have given It to you long
ago." rejoined the young woman crisp.
ly.
II can't let you have the prussic acid,
them" said the man behind the cOun.
ter, ALPHABETICALLY. "You know. it's q
poison, aud the law"
"Bother the law" interrupted the
girl. unexpectedly. '"rhen give me
chlOroform, Or-0r-corrosive subj.
mate. or paris green. or something of
that sort, for cannot stand this any
longer" And two tears trickled down
her cheeks.
The face Of the man behind the coun.
ter blanched. II can't give you any OF
those things without a prescription. /"
he said, firmly. Besides, circum.
stances may not be as bad as you
think. Cheer up--cherries are ripe. It's
always darkest before the dawn and
its wicked thing to try to shirk trou-
Die. Just clench your teeth and'-but
the young woman who had listened
with amaxement to these opening sen.
fences now laughed and cried at the
same time.
"Oh, I'm not going to commit sui.
eide" she said, Historically. ~ want
to kill my dog. He was run over by
the cars and he's suffering dreadfully.
You can hear his bowls block. II you
don't believe me send one of your
clerks with me to give the poison. but
please hurry and do whatever you are
going to do"
So nice young man was forthwith
dispatched with the young woman ia
administer the chloroform to the AMI
NAL, while the druggist drew long
breath and wiped his face.
"Gracious, but that might have beer
an awful tragedy" he said.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-12-29

The crust Of earth under Japan must
be comparatively thin, judging by the
number Of earthquake shocks In that
country. They average over I've hun
dred year.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-12-29

Telephone ExProSs 3l5.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

the Fourth of July. lie even went so
3ar as to bar lilecinckprs and threaten
cd to lock Up the first individual caught
building bonfire or shooting n rocket.
An Indignation meeting WAS at once
called, nud tie result was that com
mittcp of the leading citizens marched
over to the mayors office with re-
quest that he cancel the order.
THAT order stands, boys was the
officials blunt reply. I'm ag'ln any
sich nonsense
"Eut were a-fecln mighty patriotic
this var" protested one OF the commit
tee, land ar jest acllln TO TO lcctle
celcbratiu."
"rll huv to jail the fust cuss who
goes ag'n my order" said the mayor as
he looked ahout Overwhelmingly
.'But can't We do n lcctie roppin and
iee,le whoopin fur frcCdomY an
other of the committee wanted 20
know.
Not whie I'm mayor OF this town"
"But sc don't mind II we shoot OFF
that old cannon over 10y the town hall
lest fur the sake of the battle of Lex
ington. do yef"
81 sartinly do. Yc read my order"
"But look a-yerc, Mayor POWELL eX-
clnlmcd one of the committee indig-
nantiy, what in thunder als We, any
how We allus begins wllhopln fur'in-
dependence freedom. George Washing
ton and good whisky ats o'clock in the
morning ycre every Fourth of July.
and I'm hanged IL kin see why we
shouldn't keep right on a-doin so! The
public demands it,
"Waal. Id like to ohlccge We ALL an
swcrod the mayor in conciliatory tones,
hut it's dead ag'in my principles to al
lowianything of the kind. never both
cred TO Earn much about History, but
book agent come along last week aud
told me some fncts TINT pat me dead
ag'in ceiohraiions.'
''I'ili Sc oughtto be satisfied the way
our forofathers fit. Yc Couldn't kick at
the WHY they chawcd up tile British at
= Lcxington aud other places, could yeTi
NO sartlnly not .s'
'''Wliat seems TO bother We. then,
mayor?r
"Waai. it was the heglnnin Of the
bull thing that's liled me-
How do sc meau?p asked the citi-
zen WHO lad been doing most OF the
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04
He WHO'S nanny when s.,a...4st.

There's no spot In UnGe San,ny's ranch that's /.
cool now--so the weather
Sharp Informs us. Fen the north pole may be .
mclt't altogether,
And poor Manifestation the hot waves knocking +;
all hut on their lasrs-
Hear with cn'y Of the awful cold Of ntenteliar
spaces
Oh those intcratAhr spavcs, uuimaFiuasit oceans p,
SEAS Of liSuid all to sNhn IN! 'Mous our cnaless
Yankee RutlVus
Is there meme to cM ,s ,hlther from this spell OF
hats We'd ruthT"
cAares the colt there though Il prove but ShT y.
lug one rpell ier auoihtF
Th,n mad morials an pFo meaning whlls theis r
bodies are a burden,
And illrv'fe NAhlng tltv wnreosaie nIN % th.
othef Filr OF Sheridan
yor blg MOI Naye ~ boon.lhf- lish, tpon "a
nvnil have lulci ~
Aud tue only hap,y fellow 10 the ptophsi Wis.,,
toIVsoa .ltl
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04
A Full I;xn,anetion.

"What's the trouble with you and
Collyer?"
why, Collyer objected to his dog
associatlng with my little boy"
THE dickens he dbl What did you
do?"
81 got mad and encouraged the assoc
citation"
Didn't Collyer think Your boy was
good enough for his deg TO associate
withY'
"Oh, it wasn't question Of morals.
My boy had the whooping cough. and
he was afraid that fat pug. Of his
would get it."
did he|
Every time he coughs he turns n
forward someisault and fings his col
lar ~ feet, Cleveland Rlain Dealer.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

Oh. soldier OF The legion, Il is hot enough for
tears.
Yet you will persist in dyinF-in dying in Algiers
And that comradc stands beside YOU as your LIE
blood cbhs away,
And wonder he has patience iust.to hear Whist
you've to sayi
You are sending stili token toa those distant
friends Of yours,
And Pm that they regard ycusaa the chieisst
Of tho horcsl
And the verdict OF the country to this Will sure
inclinei
Would you'd been born At Jericho instead Of on
the Rhlnul
Atlanta Constitution.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

inycigled out of me! never knew my
rights before. But they don't impose
on me again"
The bury eyed conductor took in
the situation and retired TO his plat
form, mutterlng:
"I'll give you one more chance. II
you don't pay then, III have to do my
duty"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04
HAVING Fun WITH TEMPER.
The Teachers Failing WINS Too Wen
known to the Pupils.


Known to the PnpiiA.
In Paris there lives an eminent
painter who is economical and SEN
tentious. The other day one of the
students broke a pane OF glass in the
studio window and replaced 1t tempo
rarily by pasting a sheet Of paper
over the aperture
When the painter came down the
next morning, he thrust his cane
through the nakeslift with the remark,
Gle thut brenks pays None Of the
class. however, took the hint, and next
morning another sheet OF paper was
pasted across the window 1t met
with the same fnte. And so ON the
next day, and so on the fourth.
On the fifth day when the artist
came down There was the paper ns
before Fire flashed from his eyes,
mud roaring lie that breaks paysw
he drove his cane through the paper
and through the pane Of glass behind
1t that had been put In Ivy the students
and then carefully pasted over with a
sheet of pupar.-London Telegraph
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

Finally, the patience of chrlstendom
becoming exhausted, fleet of the al
He'd powers forced the Dardanelles and
cast anchor under the battlements Of
Constantinople.
Now viii you be good" signaled
the admiral In command.
"Oh, lin so dreRdfully out of prac-
tice, don't you know" protested the
sultan.
However, It was likely no excuses
would be accepted Detroit Journal.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

"That son-in-law of yours is a cool
one" remarked one Grlswold street
banker to another, ''nnd has got long
head for business. Does he ever get
rattlcdT"
"Oh, he has his limit like the rest Of
us. When he asked me for my daugh-
ter he was so comfuddled that he kiss
ed me and shook hands with thu girl"
Detroit Free Press.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

"NIlster, do We reminder thot ye said
one dose av yer pills wud make anoth-
er mon of me fatherY'
Yes. sir; and did you find my words
truey'
"Thrue to tn wurd. sor, Whln me
father started tai,in them he was a
lowe mon. an faith whin he nod thu
lshcd he was dead mon."-Chicago
News.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04
For pertlnent Query.

The beautiful maden. had named the
day.
"Dnrllng." said the proud and happy
young man, II have IN lnlnd SNUG
little Queen Anne cottage down on the
ayOnuo'-
"Whata the mattor with n Queen
Anne three story stoue trontY' she
murmmed With dowpeaas syoss-chi''
cago prlhune,r
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04
EviYently con.c,cntiou-.

'Thnt typewriter girl told me frank 4
ly' she was afraid Of work and dldn'sr
like long hoursp
Did you take her?"
yes; knew she woullcome early, 4
hustle and get through. Chicago Ree. Il
ord
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04
A Tim. For Ev.rythip~.

One Vo!unteer-if you really believe :
you won'@dle before your time comes,
what makes you dodge every time a /:
bullet comes along?
Second volunteer-There ia time to I.
die and also time to dodge.-Indian-
apolis Journal.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

Old Lady-These ere scientific notes
in the papers nowadays just make me
tired. ftrvrr-heirfs a, E'uc'r nonsense in
my born days. Fl
Nephew What have you struck now,
aunty?
Old Lady-Tliis paper says Jupiter is
in opposition to the sun. The idea, Ole
Jupiter can't hold a candle to him.
New York Weekly. et
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

Flows the treasury?' asked one !,
Spanish official
pretty low" answered the other.
We'll, get on your hnt and coat and 1
ask the powers If rhcy don't wnu1g
some nice warm islands today."--.
Washington Star.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

''Bassball'a a great institution" 'ex-
claimed the Acrimonious man.
81 thought you were against it,
~ nsed TO be. but I've changed my
mind. lt'a q great ching. There ought
10 be more tit II gives people some.
thing TO talk about bealdeh pollsivs.',r-
WAahipgsoR star, LIN.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

"Fares, please! Fare, sirl"
"W'hnt for:'' AL.
"Whut for?"
"Ycs; what for?"
"Why, for riding, sir"
when get seat, I'll pay my fare;
not before
Sorry, sir, but I've got to have
fare. or you get OH"
Then yuull put me off! Id like to
sec you do it,
"Thcm's tho rules, sir"
Don't the fare cutitle n man to n
seat, or does the commny advertise
standing room only" qucricd the put
ing old gentleman.
al don't know nothing bout that, hut
do know what my order is, sir, and
I'm here to do my duty"
At this stage every passenger was
eagerly intent on the impending strife.
We'll. you tend to your business, and
I'll tend to mine. Get me Il seat, my
man. and you'll have your nickel" The
teinpcstuors subject smiled broadly
and continued. addressing no one in
particular: III lie blowcd. II don't
get seat the company will hnve TO
ride me free. Seems to mo this is as
good IL day rs any to assert the right
of the public. On the glorious Fourth
over century ago our forefathcrs vot-
ed no representation, 10 taxation. and
l move 10 scat, no nickel. I've ridden
over this line twice a day for tile past
four years, and I've pnid my nickel
every time, and yet I'll wager haven't
had seat once out of ten rides. It's
an outraged I'll make n test case Of
this just for the principle of the thing =
standing seems TO agree with him
o. *" Only one person knew where
that voice had cmannied from, but 1t
sounded from the corner. Every one
strained to see for himself.
"Rubbcr" 1t was but whisper
Shecpishly the curious onrs settled
back into their original positions The
old gentleman smiled and persisted.
I'm just wnitingt to be pnt OH; then
Ill sue the comrauy- aplinps w"n
getbaclS some oi those niclcls t1icysve
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

lnnett--How Is your suit with Miss
Rockford progrcsslngf
woodhy--Oh, thnt's on long ago, !
got Il In the solar ploxus.
Innett.she handled you without
Stoves, chi
Woodhy Yes, hut soc the mltten
lvat tina same Chicago Nawa,
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1900-07-04

Jewelers. Sou Papa. how do you
Just watch?
Jeweler-Ad-just, my boy not just
just.
jewelers. Son-Wel papa, If you add :
just TO just, it's just just, isn't it?--
Jewellers Weekly.