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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06

The law holds both maker and circu-
lator of a counterfeit equally guilty.
The dealer who sells you a dangerous
counterfeit of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve risks your life to make a little
larger profit. You cannot trust him. De-
Wits Is the only genuine cure for piles
and all skin diseases. See that your
dealer gives you DeWitt's Salve. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
MalipninD q Rooster.

THAT rooster of yours" complained
the irascible neighbor, evoke me a dozen
times last night. I don't think people
in a crowded community ought to
keep chickens"
1--WE don't keep chickens retorted
the man on the other side of the back
yard fence, equally angry. sit was the
baby."-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
EDITORS AWFUL a

F. M. Higgins, Editor Seneca (Ills..)
News, was afiiicted for years with Piles
that no doctor Dr. remedy helped until
he tried Bucklen's Arnica salve. He
writes two boxes wholly cured him. It's
the surest Pile cure on earth and the
best salve in the world. Cure guaran-
teed. Only s5c. Sold by Fischer 4 Co.,
druggists. a
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
1T SAVED HIS LEG.

p. A. Danforth, Of La Grange. Ca,
suffered intensely for six months with
a frightful running sore on his leg. but
writes that Bucklen's Arnica Salve
wholly cured 1t in ten days. For Ulcers,
Wounds. Burns, Boils, Pain or Piles it's
the best salve in the world. Cure guar
anteed. Only 25c. Sold by Fischer &
Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
Boston's Nom elligersnt Firmnsss.

The time has come in this Chinese
affair, said the strenuous man from
the west. to let loose the dogs of war.
You may rest assured, said the Bos-
ton member of the Atkinson Peace So
ciety, that among those war dogs there
will be no Boston terrier. Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
Thoae Dashing Boston Girls.

Hester-Tell me, Kate, you ought to
know all about it. Do men-did Charley
60 down on his knees when he proposed?
Kate-How absurd! How could he
have gone down on his knees, when /.
Where do you suppose l was, anyway
Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
o. Dickens!

Suppose we 60 in here and beer up,
suggested the citizen with the wilted
collar.
don't know, v%irtuously replied the
citizen with the watery eye and red
nose. l beer mighty little.
Well, you rye a heap! reioined the
other, after giving him a prolonged
inspection.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06

1t has been demonstrated by expert
ence that consumption can be prevent
ed by the early use of One Minute
Cough Cure. This is the favorite reme-
dy for coughs, colds, Group, asthma,
grippe and all throat and lung troubles.
Cures quickly. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
Anatomical,

With an engaging smile the peddler
who had gone around to the side door
addressed the sharp-featured IN
who answered his knock.
Is this the head of the house? he
asked:
No, sir, she replied, shutting the door
in his face. This is the wing.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
An ~Interlopor.

Henry, l wish you wouldn't lie down
on those sofa cushions. Your clothes
are dusty and they smell of tobacco.
Indeed! Genevieve? What are these
sofa cushions for, may l ask?
You know very well. Fido sleeps on
them.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
IRON NERVE

BISMARCK'S IRON NERVE
Was the result of his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out Of order.
If you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power Of
brain and body. Only 25c at Fischer &
co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
The Family Skeleton.

The a threw open the door of the
closet.
"11l fix you!" he cried, glowering at
the skeleton there.
Then he caused the closet to be filled
quite full with s%easonable hats, wraps
and frOcks for his wife, to the end that
there was no room for the skeleton,
which accordingly vanished.-Detroit
Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
Popping the Question.

Young man, said her father, I deem
1t my duty to ask ii it isn't about time
that you were saying something.
Cert! replied the youth. What are
you going to haye?-Phlladelphia North
American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
Diversity.

He-It was on this spot that I pro-
posed to you a year ago.
She-Yes. But if you are going to
propose again, let's o to another
spot and vary the monotony.-Phila-
delphia North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06

For burns, injuries, piles and skin dis
eases use DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
1t is the original. Counterfeits may be
offered. Use only DeWitt's. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
Modern Business Methods.

How Is business? asked the reporter.
Dull, said the marriage license clerk.
I'm thinking about advertising that
III give an oil stove and q pound of
candy with each license Indianapolis
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06

There are no better pills made than
DeWitt's Little Early Risers. Always
prompt and certain. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06

When you want a modern, ~up-to-date
physic try Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. Price, rs cents.
Samples free at Ireland's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
Permission Not Yet Obtained.

Mrs. Seldom-Holme (making a calD-
BY the way, when do you expect to go
east on your summer trip?
Mrs. Upiohn-We have not decided.
l was just discussing that question with
Bridget when you dropped in.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
A Kind Heart.

Clara-Sadie> Startling is a great so
ciety girl, isn't she?
Maud-Yes, but she's awfally good to
her parents. They've met nearly all of
her friendS.-Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
Indispensable.

Friend-You haven't much use for
Imagination in your profession, have
you?
Doctor - Haven't we? We would
starve to death II 1t were not for the
people who imagine they are Sick
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
THE BEST REMEDY FOR STOMACH
AND BOWEL TROUBLES.

TI1E bE0I NSENINDI OIs 01ON1<AO11
AND BOWEL TROUBLES.
II have been in the drug business for
twenty a and have sold most all Of
the proprietary medicines Of any note.
Among the entire list I have never
found anything to equal Chambellain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
for all stomach and bowel troubles"
says o. w. Wakefield, Of Columbus, Ga.
This remedy cured two severe cases of
cholera morbus in my family, and !
have recommended and sold hundreds
of bottles of it to my customers to their
entire satisfaction. 1t affords a quick
and sure cure in a pleasant form" For
sale by A, G, Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
The Modern Drama

Young Actress-I expect to rise to
greatness in the future.
Manageable future, my dear? 1t
isn't your future that makes you great;
it's your past.-DetrOit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06

One Minute Cough Cure is the only
harmless remedy that produces imme-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06

DeWitt's Little Early Risers ale ia
nous little pills for liver and bowel
troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
False Front,

Pa, our new dog is awful d'ceitful.
How, Tommy?
Why, when he barks at people he ways
his tail.--Chicag0 Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
Blindness of Love.

When a woman is really in love with
her husband she thinks he looks grace
full when he is carving a chicken.-New
York Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
DYSPEPSIA CAN Be CUREDBY USING
ACkER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
Is cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06
H GOLD

W. renew our allegiance to the prin-
ciples Of the gold standard, and declare
u confidence in the wisdom of the leg
islation Of the ffty-sixth congress by
which the parity of all our money and
the stability Of u currency on a gold
basis has been secured.
We recognize that the rates of inter-
est are a potent factor in production
and business activity, and for the pur-
pose Of further e%qualizing and Of low
ering the rates of interest we favor
such monetary legislation as will IN
able the varying needs of the season
and Of all sections to be properly met
in order that trade may be evenlv sus-
tanned, labor steadily employed and
commerce enlarged. The volume Of
money in circulation was never so great
per capita as 1t IL to-day.
We declare u steadfast opposition
to the free and unlimited coinage Of sill
yer. No measure to that end could be
considered which was without the sup
port Of the leading commercial coun-
tries Of the world. However firmly Re-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06

In further pursuance Of the constant
policy Of the Republican party to pro-
vide free homes on the public domain,
we recommend adequate national legis-
lation to reclaim arid lands Of the
United States, reserving control Of the
distribution Of water for irrigation to
the respective states and territories.
STATEHOOD FOR TERRITORIES.
We favor home rule for and the early
admission to statehood Of the territories
Of New Mexico, Arizona and Oklahoma.
REDUCTION OF WAR TAXES.
The Dingley act, amended to provide
SUFFICIENT revenue for the war. has so
well performed It's work that 1t has
been possible to reduce the war debt in
the sum Of $40, 900. 900. So ample are
these government revenues, and so
great is the public confidence in the in
tegrity Of its obligations. that its newly
funded 2 per cent bonds sell at q pre-
MUM. The country. is now justified in
expecting. and It will be the policy Of
the Republican party to bring about. a
reduction Of the war taxes.
NICARAGUA CANAL.
We favor the construction, ownership,
control and protection of an isthmian
canal by the government Of the United
States.
ORIENTAL MARKETS.
New markets are necessary for the
increasing surplus of u farm prod
ucts. Every effort should be made to
open and obtain new markets, especial
ly in the Orient, and the administrat alton
Is warmly to be commended for its suc-
cessful effort to commit all trading and
colonixing nations to the policy Of the
open door in China.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06

great Shock Of
which wears the
the continual
So in wornan's
! the great de-
ner e n ergy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-06

Is not the
the storm ~
stone but
dropping"
life it is not
mands upon
which wear
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-07
AuNTY DOESN'T LIKE THE NEW HAT.

without waiting for the aid or consent
of any other nation"
Partisan paranoia reached its limit in
that declaration. An American finan-
cial system, made by the American peo-
PIE for themselves. without the aid or
consent of any other nation, has been
placed permanently upon gold basis,
and in that basis there is guarantee
that the American dollar will always be
worth hundred cents. \ demand for
a system which would cause the value
of Il dollar to !luctuatc around so cents
would cause no surprise if il came from
alunatic asylum; coming from the Bry
anized democracy may be regarded as
proof that what the b. ID. really needs
is to be inclosed within walls and a
roof and supplied with a corps of cX-
perienced alienists.-Albany journal.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-07
PROSPERITY FOR FARMER.
No Longer Troubling Himself About
the Money Power of Wall
Street.

The Orange Judd Farmer, recog-
tiers, has L,en making some compari-
sons which are of unusual interest.
They show that the value of the prod
ucts Of the farmers of the United States
in 1899 amounted to $971 GOO 900 more
than in 1895, the year of the greatest
depression which followed the election
of Mr.. Cleveland in 1892. According to
this authority the aggregate produc-
ton of the farmers in 1899 was 81 $780,
100000, compared with S2,509,O00,O00 in
1895. The aggregate investment in
farms now amounts to S17,55s 100000,
immense figures to grasp. During the
same period farm mortgages have been
reduced $2sG,000,OOO. The value of all
farm crops last year was one-third
greater than in 1895. Wheat has been
comparatively low, but it is 90 per cent.
higher than during the period of eX-
IRENE low prices few years ago. De-
sides, wheat is comparatively small
asset of the farmer 1p-day. More and
more other crops, aff3l specially stock,
are coming to the front as the main re-
lance of the farmer. The improve
ment in theJvalue of stock is measured
by an increase of nearly 40 per cent.
since 1895.
Estimates of increased values are not
necessary to prove that the Ameri-
can farmer shares the Astounding pros
perity of the era of greatest prosperity
this country ever experienced. y few
days ago the report of the populist
bank commissioner in Kansas showed
that the small! banks in the villages in
farming communities are carrying
larger deposits than were dreamed of II
few years ago, the money being that of
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-07
Found In the River.

Norwich, Conn, March %. The body
of Miss Annie &. Lamb was found float
town on the Thames river, about five
miles below here, Wednesday. On Jan
uary ~ Miss Lamb and Frederick II.
Moll tailor for whom she worked,
disappeared and their whereabouts
was unknown until last Monday, when
the body of Mol was found in the
same place where the woman's body
was discovered Wednesday. Mol was
about j3 years of age, and at the time
of his disappearance he deserted his
wife and four children, leaving them
destitute. 1t is supposed Mol and Miss
Lamb walked down what is known as
Draw-bridge and jumped overheard.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-07
ANOTHER BAD BREAK.
A Specimen of the Absurdities Incor-
porated I'm Organs Plat
form.

Among the many absurdities of the
platform which Mr.. Bryan caused to be
adopted by the democratic state con-
vention in Nebraska and which is
booked for adoption as the platform of
the national democratic convention at
Kansas City in July, there is one that
willreceive the largest share of derision
because it is n declaration against an
accomplished fact approved by the
great majority of the people, including
all republicans and many democrats.
When the currency bill, whose most
essential feature is the declaration that
the monetary system of the United
States shall rest permanently upon n
gold basis, became n law, it received
hearty approval not only from the re-
publican press, but also from not few
democratic papers. The papers that
spoke disparagingly Of it are in hope
less minority. The people decided in
1890 that the gold standard must be
maintained; subsequent events proved
the soundness of their Judgment. Many
who had been converted to belief in free
coinage have seen their error and adj
mitted it. Others have seen it, and are
content to remain silent in prosperity.
Prominent democrats have declared the
silver issue to be dead. Into the midst
of this condition of general content
ment with that which is, the national
democracy, temporarily represented
by the Nebraska convention, has pre-
cipitated the declaration that
I'VE demand an American financial
system, made ty the American people
for themselves, to be secured by the inn
mediate restoration of the free and UNI
limited coinage of gold and silver at the
present legal ratio of sixteen to one,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-07

farmers. The corn crop of 1890 was the
largest ever harvested. Usually such n
crop would have caused general de-
preston in the price, because farmers
would have been compelled to push it
upon the market. The fact that farm
ers have not shipped their corn largely
into the central markets proves that
they are holding it back because they
are able TO do so. This holding back
has resulted in an advance in the price
of nine cents q bushel since last fall.
This is not due to any combination to
control the market. but to an indie
pendence which enables them to wait
for better prices. Word also comes
from the retail dealers in villages that
farmers have money with which to
buy goods, which accounts for the large
distribution Of merchandise the past
few months. Few farmers who are not
in politics are any longer troubling
themselves about the money power in
Wall street, because they have great
err power than exists elsewhere.-Indi-
annapolis Journal.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-07
Many Going to Cold Fields.

Porl land, Ore, March 30.-Fourtcen
thousand people have engaged pas
sage from Pacific coast ports for Cape
Nome, Alaska, on the first fleet of
steamers. which sails about May /.
1t is stated that ~ steamers will leave
for Nome from San Francisco, Puget
sound ports and Portland, practical
ly at the same time. Many of these
steamers will make two trips. and il
is estimated that upwards of 10000
people will leave Pacific ports for the
new gold fields during the season.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-07
OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.

uTSpeaking of logical running
mates for William j. Bryan, what's the
matter with Hon. Pitchfork Tillman?
KANSAS City Journal.
cyMr. Bryan and the Nebraska dem
ocrats demand an american financial
system" Could anything be more stu
pid ?-Indianapolis News (Dem.).
DMr. Brynn's new platform proves
only that, having once been knocked
down by solar-plexus blow, Mr.. Bry-
an is now preparing for n REPETITION of
the knock-down xpericnce.-Philadel-
phia Inquirer.
UGorman and Kill are going to try
to prevent the nomination of Bryan.
The latter might make a hit now by
claiming support on account of the
character of his democratic opponents.
Chicago TimcsIIerald.
r|The products Of the farms of the
United States were worth during the
past year $1,000, OC0,oOC more TO the
farmers than those of any of the years
during the recent panic. Calamity
waning will not be profitable this
year.-Clevellnd Leader.
UIsn't it barely possible that Bryan
has overreachcd himself in attempting,
through the Nebraska popocratic plat
form, to dictate the platform Of the ma
tional convention? Strange things
Sometimes happen in politics, and Bry-
an has plenty of rope.-St. Paul Pioneer
Press.
DThe democrats are making them
selves ridiculous by demanding that
the Porto Ricans shall be given full
rights ofcitizership and representation
in congress. 1t was proper to demand
justice in the matter of commercial re-
lations, but nobody imagines that the
people of the island are ready for full
citizenship OF present.-Cleveland
Leader.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-07
FRENCH VIVA VICTORY.
Leave over 600 Arabs Dead on the
FicId-OMcinI Account of Re-
cent battle ut inrahr.

Paris, March 3l.-An official account
has been issued of the victory of the
French troops over the Arab army at
Inrahr. which assembled with the OBJ
iect of attacking the French expedition
which recently occupied the oasis of
lnsalah, southwest OF Algeria. The
wrench learned of the scheme and de-
cided to storm the encmy's position.
which was successfully carried March
10 by Il column led by Lieut.. Col. Eu.
The town was first bombarded and
then stormed, the Arab warriors maxi
ing their last stand in the mosques.
They left GOO men killed and 100 wound
ed on the field. In addition $50 prison
ers were taken. The French losses
were nine native soldiers killed, IS
wounded and two officers wounded.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-07
DIARY OF AN EMPRESS.
A Few Daily NotntiOns Made by the
Downger of the FIOwery
Kingdom.

Monday-Wrote to the viceroy Of
Wongho to insist upon his declaring
war with the French demons. ] will
teach the bonnet women of Paris to
introduce n color that does not suit
my complexion
Tuesday-Wired to the governor Of
Bang Wang Woo to attack the car.
Hear that the emperor of Russia in
augurated council of peace. AS IL
women could ever be at peace! \
direct insult to the sex.
dnesday-Deposed my grandson
and upset for the fifth time the Chi
nese constitution.
Thursday--Ord everything for
eign to be excluded from my doinin-
ions. with the exception of poudrc
dc ROT.
Friday-Telephoned in all dircc-
tions to proclaim war against the
world / will let them know what it
is for an empress to be in a bad tenn
per!
Saturday-Why don't / order the
viceroy OF. Wongho to be boiled in OIL
the governor of Bang Wang Woo
to be cut into cubes and my grandson
to be converted into human mince-
meat? Why don't do all this? The
answer is simple enough. ! feel that
/ am too much of Chinese lady!-
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-07
A HUMAN LIFE.


A ship that throbs along in dire distress
Till lost in oceans of forgetfulness.
tangle of sweet flowers, whose petals
turn
To ash of unfulhllment in an urn.
wisp Of tangled threads, whose parted
ends
No deft hand joins, no endless effort mends.
A play whose tickle players merely greet
And so and leave the story incomplete.
A bud that opens brilliant at the dawn,
Filings sweet perfume a moment and is
gone.
A breath between a cradle and bier,
The blending of SMILE a sob, tear.
A book whose pages turn with each new
day
Till time has read the tale and cast away.
a mask worn till passing play is done,
To cloak a wrath and hide a skeleton.
A lie, whose ghostly semblance Is concealed
Till in a shroud its untruth lies revealed.
A thing that shapes the sod for brief day
And dies and leaves its faithful slave mere
clay.
A story that is told ere It's begun,
A song that only whispers and is done.
A thing that chains the lightnings and that
stirs
The deep-the elements its messengers.
Lord of the sea and sky, a ruler proud
That quakes at storms and trembles at
cloud.
That comes and goes on wings unseen
germ
That grows to fill grave and feed a worm
james Foley, Jr., in Bismarck Tribune.