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Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-07-20
Virginia Navigation Conpalg's
SUMMER SCHEDULE.

FOR RICHMOND. PETERSBURG.
cLAnEMoNTs; S 0tB I R sMSE. NEW:
PORT NE !, i5rR AST 9HHHM ns RIVER
The eiegant steamer Pocahontas leave:
Portsmouth at go a. m. and Ciyds'ss
wti,,rsd,y and Saturday. touching az ~;
point and NsTpS5' =. N0Ti Sgons and re-,
$50 .. M. connecting with all evening
trains Rnrs to Richmond. $50; to Ricbmo,,
and return. $50; to Richmond. seeonsl
eiS tickets cheaper. than other route, >.
Kichmond' st pss;sspso1ss. SWaye5ly Hicks.
Danyille Division OF the Southern Ra Id
way Company. and to all points Via Rich.
mond.
Wake s. Son. II. Brandt and on SoasS
steamer. Freight received daily (Sundav
excepted) for all above named points.
- JAMES w, MCAEsRICK. Agent.
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The Steamer S. A. Mccall

Leaves the n. Y. p. & N wharf with
freight and passengers for Newport News.
all James River landings and Petersburg
every Monday. Wednesday and Friday AZ
q. IN. Passenger and freight rates much
lower than any other line
First-class tickets between Norfolk ana
Petersburg. Slt0. First-cIass round trin
to Petersburg and return $l.75 Second
class tickets straight. IS cents: round
]. f. DEFY Agent.
X. Il. COOKE. GenI Agent
!. w. PHILLIPS. Owner.
MaS-lmo
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-07-20
HEREFORD.
A FIRE DESTROYS THREE BUILD
HNGS-HEROIC WORK.
Especial to Virginian-Pilot.)

(SnCCllI 10 ' TB IIIIIrI-I FIUtI
HEREFORD, n. c., July 19.-Three build
fngs on the upper end of Main street
were totally destroyed by fire this
morning. Shortly before o'clock a.
III. the alarm was given. Investigation
showed that the two-story frame build
Ing occupied by Mr.. J. T. Wilder was
in flames. There had been no rain for
several days and the fire spread with
startling rapidity to the property OF Mr..
II. ID. Saunders and the new building
occupied by Mr.. Berry and family was
soon beyond control. The next build
Ing to go up in flames was an old two
story building unoccupied and owned
py Nr. w. I'll. Ward. In the space of
one hour the three buildings were in
ashes.
How the fire originated no one def
nitely knows, though 1t started in the
rear of Mr.. Wilders dwelling. But for
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-07-20
Old Dominion Steamship Co'sLine

IA .A~E
ASESN> TO sail from Norfolk daily.
lESMP.SSA except Sunday, at 1850 D. m
FROM NEW YoRK-Da,-
" ~. except Sunday. atso p m.
PASSENGER ACCOMMODATIONS UN.
SURPASSED.
Fare. including meals and state
Round trip ' OMITTED 10 thirty day;5 Is SS
rooms. apply at ticket office. Mo. 1855 Main
street or at eS in p, elise A. whsrt
Time schedule of steamers Hampton
Mestse* and %fsn,a paFs
panySs wharf, Nortelk.
M; s:4s and 7:io p. M; Portsmouth e:i5
wharf Norfolk. at 100 q and iil 80 a m.
FOR HfAMPToN.-At nn5 q. m. s:.s
and 90; ;;ie p. m; Portsmouth, 1905 a: m.
nj ro ena S ;iS +: 81 NEWS AND SMITH
F oEisPouib Ge "a E end i 2SS p M
FoR WARE AND EAST RIVERS
II, FSR NohTH a, RFai,vEn-on Monday.
ETsdnfsanYS sss a. FT m Hay At Ss0
FOR SEVERN RivER.-on TUESDAY ;
Thursday and Saturday. AT $3.50 n. m
Portsmouth Gas a m: Bay Line. 700
q. n.
For BACK. rooUosIN AND YORK
RIVER LANDINGS AND CRAB NECK.
e:i5 a. M: Portsmouth. $50 a. M: bay
Line. 6i5 a. m. Returning following day.
FOR NANSEMOND RIVER AND SUF-
FoLK.-At 400 p. M; Portsmouth,. $40
3: m. connecting at Suffolk with s. and
& Fr Haa15en ior Ware. East. North. severn.
Back. Poquosin. York and Nansemond
River Landings must be prepaid.
All schedules subject 20 change without
notice.
Freight for Washington and New Bern.
n. c., received at and delivered from n
and S. Railroad depot.
Freight received daily. except Sunday.
NJ. b. CROwELL.
General Agent,
Norfolk. Va.
New York. N. 7.
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HE CARRIED
NORTH CAROLINA
Speech of the Negro Congress.
man White at Tarbon.
ANOTHER FORGED CHECK

Moro Proof of the Work of stranger-sup-
plies for the State Guard-A Minister
Suddenly Becomes Rich Tar Heels Arc
Not to DO scarcd-A Handsome Base
Ball Trophy viii BE Donated to the
Team Winning tho Pcnnant = Political
Disturbances.
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N NV : w NoIfg|kilsWestsI1,
uzsRxaseRzn Schedule Ia Erect
~ III EsskVI
MAY q, 1900.

MAY q, 800.
LEAVE NORFOLK DAILY.
TAO q. m.-For Richmond. Washington,
Lynchburg and the West. Pull.
man Buffet Parlor Cars, Nor.
folk and Roanoke. after June
II.
s:25 a. m.-'Occan Shore Limited" for
Richmond and Washington.
Stops Suffolk. Waverly, Peters.
burg.
$50 p. m.-Richmond Limited for Rich
mond and Washington, Stons
only at Suffolk. Waverly and
Petersburg.
1880 D. m.-For Petersburg. Lynchburg.
the West and Southwest.
Trains arrive at Norfolk daily 9:Io a. m
Il:&o q. m. IS ?. m: and i0:io .. m.
and 10 CRANKY street.
w. 3. BEVILI,.
GENERAL Passenger Agent
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TRAVELLERS GUIDE,
Norfolk Z WASHINGTON Steamboat Go

steamers NEWPofRT NEWS ~ 'son W PasaGe
!NGToN and NORFOLK. will leave
NoRTH-BouNp.
Leave Portsmouth. n. s. w.
Leave Norfolk. N. & W. S. 3. '' p 'n'
Leave Old Point Comfort ..... SIS s p. m m.
Arrive in Washington ... 6.i5 a. IN.
Leave Washington. d Sc o.
r. II. .......:;. ...-... $3.50 a. M
Leave Washington. Penn. r.
Arrive in Philadelphia. Penn Penn. ~ H.
Arrive in Philadelphia. B & 49,
Arrive in New York. Penn ~
Arrive in New York. b. 6
o. r X. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS l:45 p. m
SOUTH-BOUND.
Leave New York. Penn. II. r. 'I255 d. m
Leave New York. Is. 6 ..
Leavs Philadelphia. Penn. II. i'O' p M
r. .;.;....::, -. 1912 p. m.
Arrive in Washington. Penn. p 49,
Arrive in Washington. b. & o. ' - "''
II. X, ,.:..................... 5000 p. m.
Arrive Old Point Comfort 7:c0 n. M
Arrive in Norfolk. 500 a. m.
Arrive In Portsmouth .. $50 a m
SUNDAYS.
Leave New York. & O.
X. H. 1900. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. IL 80 O. IN.
Arrive Washington. b & o.
X H. 1880 d. m
'Daily.
"Daily. except Sunday.
Tickets on sale at Il. s. o. ticket Office.
n. & c. office. at w. r Wakes and
companys office on wharf
For further information apply
Telephone All.
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Virginia Beach Division.

LEAVE NORFOLK, PARK AVENUE
Week Days-s:o0 a. m. Sis a. m. 1850 a.
m. II m. $500 p. m. 400 p.
M. $40 p. m. 800 p. M.
sundavs-s. ';lo p, m; 800 p. m. .,,.,.
M. l:l5 M, $500 p. m.
$40 p. m. $500 p. m. $40 p.
m. 9:15 p. m.
LEAVES VIRGINIA BEACH
week Dhys-'6:so n. m. 7 80 u m. $3.50 a.
mrn.:- $50 a m. 1875 2. m.
2:io p. m. 4:so p. m. $3.50 p,
Sundays-'6:S0 g. M, $40 a. m. iO:lb a
Ais p M. .e:ao .. m, $50 a.
m. 80. so p. m.
Express trains. Make no stops
cURRITUcK BRANCH
DAILY. ENCEPT SUNDAY. ~
Leave Norfolk-7:So n. m. and 40 .. m. )
Arrive Munden Point-s:4o q. In. and 5:5a
Leave Munden Point-7 a. m. and 1o:aa
a. m.
Arrive Norfoik-s:so a. m. and l:1op. m,
stops at all intermediate stations
H c. HUDGIN8,
Gen. Freight and Pass Agent
III. *. KING. General Manager.
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merchants SMil9r' 5 TRANSPORTATION CO
OFF EGT RoUTE,

DIR GGT ROUTE
FOR BOSTON AND PROVIDENCE
For Boston-Mondays. Wednesdays, Fri
days and Saturdays at 600 y. III.
FOR PROVIDENCE,
at 500 p. M
FARES TO BOSTON AND PROVI-
DENCE.
First-class, including meals and
stateroom berth ..................s Il %
Storage. including meals and bunk 600
Perishable freight sent via Providence
forwarded by early train to Boston and
at the same rate as by direct steamers 10
Boston.
For further Information apply to
y: ID: STEBBlNS. Asst Traffic Mgr.
W. =. TURNER. Gen. Pass. Agent
j. G. WHITNEY. Traffic Manager
General Ofhces. Baltimore Nd.
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[:lI!I!l,!!I;1!!lE1!!lI]

HAVE YOU sore Throat. pimpies. Cop
per-Colored Spots. Aches, Old Sores. u
GERS in Mouth. Hair Fall.ng7 Write
COOK REMEDY CO, isn MASONIC
TEMPLE. Chicago. III. f9 proofs Of
eureA Capital 10000. We solicit tho
msst obstinate cases. We have cured tho
worst eascs in II to q daya l0o-paSe
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BASEBALL TROPHY.

a silver vase will be presented to
the team that wins the pennant in the
North Carolina Baseball League.
The cup is the voluntary donation of
II. Mahler's Sons, the jewclry firm of
this city. The trophy has been accept
cd by Mr.. S. r. Alexander. Jr.. of
Charlotte. the president. on behalf OF
the North Carolina Baseball Associa-
ton. IT is now in course of prepara-
ton and will arrive here the latter
part of the week
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-07-20

.Daily except Sunday.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars.
For all Information apply at
CITY TICKET OFFICE, MAIN AND
GRANNY STREETS. PHONES 123.
Baggage called for and checked from
hotels and residences by Virginia Trans
fer Company on orders left at ticket Of
FRANK S. CANNON,
Third " President and Gen'L Mgr.
J. NJ. CULP. w A. TURK,
Traffic Mgr. Genl Pass. Agt
Washing+ea-p-C.
". r. BROWN. Pass. Agt., Norfolk, Va,
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22
The Result of Too Much Patho..

zone day" says Jean Francois Raj
faelll, "Daudet was arguing q point
that on the stage II is mistake TO in
sist too strongly on any one form of
sentiment. whatever 1t may be. Lis
ten.' said he. 4 recall little incident
which may serve TO Illustrate my
meaning: A woman dressed in black
one day entered an omnibus in which
| happened to be. She was in deep
mourning. and her countenance was
so worn, so contracted, so furrowed
with grief. that her neighbor could not
refrain from asking what terrible sor-
row 1t could be that had thus left its
marks upon her.
'Whereupon the woman. amid the
sympathetic attention of all the little
world in the omnibus, including the
conductor. who did nothing but blow
his nose so as to hide his tears, told
how she had lost first one child and
within very few days another. Ev.
cry one pitied her greatly. but when
she proceeded with many tears to tell
of the death of a third child her hear.
ers We're somewhat less moved, and
finally, when she launched into long
account of the loss OF n fourth-de
voured by crocodile on the banks OF
the Nile-every one In the omnibus
burst out laughing New Lipplncott
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22
yendettas of the Present

1t Is through lack of information that
the vendetta is referred TO to day as an
institution of the past Nendettas-
blood feuds-eXist to-day not only in
Sicily, Sardinia and Corsica, but In
Kentucky and other of the southern
and western states, and also ut times
in England, Ireland and France, Italy
and the east.
Ii has happened recently that an
Albanian whose relative had been
killed by Turkish vlzier shot the
vizier's sou-which is at least partial
exempliiieation of the vendetta. In
Arabia the system is to-day In full
operation, Il fact which Is SO well I'M
derstood that oifenses sufficient To start
train of killings are rarely committed.
and considerable degree of order Is
thereby preserved.
As it is generally understood the ven
delta originated in the following prac-
tice: An assassin was never allowed
TO escape. The responsibility of punish
ment was assumed by the nearest blood
relations of his victim. There must be
blood, Il death for a death.-New York
World.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22

Phineas Il. Lounsbury. ex-governor
of Connecticut and president of the
Merchants Exchange National bank in
New York, isa Yankee of the old school.
Some time ago an advertisement was
inserted In New York papers that the
bank wanted clerk. Several APP
plicants presented themselves and were
ushercd into the private office. where
sat the doughty president in charac-
tcristlc attitude his feet perched on
the desk and big perfecto between his
wiskered lips. The cashier had decided
ON his man, when Mr.. Lounsbury stop.
ped him with IA gesture. lie whispered
II few words to him and the clerk was
not hired. Later 1t developed that the
reason for the presidents action was
his antipathy to the applicants hair,
which was of the football variety and
parted in the middle. After this die
covery II was noticed that the couture
of several of the bank handles under
went change and the Harlem BARRIERS
did an immense business.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22
why He Ii n Waiter.

W. L. b. Du Bots. In his book, THE
Philadelphia Negro" devotes much
space to authentic instances, proving
that, In the words of the author. 1.-THE
road to success is to have white
face" Professor Du Bols cites many
individual cases in support of his
somewhat bitter deduction, one of the
most striking being the experience of
a graduate of the University of Penn
sylvania.
This young colored man took a
course in mechanical engineering, was
an apt student. was well recommend
ed and by reason of his excellent rec
ord obtained situation through an adj
vertisement. He reported for work, re-
manned only few hours and was then
discharged for the simple reason that
his skin was not white. The expert
ence was repeated several times until
he became utterly discouraged. He Is
now a waiter in the University club,
where he is forced TO serve white fell
low graduates.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22

The blood normally contains stimu-
lants, and that these stlmulants exer-
else a favoring influence on function
and conduce TO and may even be nee
essary factor in the production of the
feeling of well being explains the wide
spread liking in man and beast for
stimulating substances. This liking,
amounting often TO craving, is the
expression of great physiological
principle When health is perfect.
when the blood is well provided with
its proper stimulants and not over
charged with depressants, there is no
craving for extraneous stmulants, such
us alcohol, tea or coffee, but when the
blood is defective in the one or sur
charged with the other then is felt the
desire for the glass of wine or the cup
of tea.
In order to obviate this desire the
body should be kept at the highest lev
ell of health. The more perfect the
health the more perfect will be the
composition of the blood in respect TO
both physiological stlmulants and dele
FERROUS toxins. A blood properly con-
stituted In these and other respects
will exercise gentle stimulant action
on the nervous system and induce a
condition of mild physiological intoxi-
cation, which expresses itself in a feel
ing of well being and happiness-a con-
dition that cannot be bettered.-La
Get
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22


II is to he suspected that some Of
Tom Nasts wittiest work with his
marvellous pencil was printed, not
publlshed"-was intended simply to
crafty his friends-and never met the
eyes Of the general public. Not long
ago, In looking over the album of a
lady who for years was social leader
at Washington, | came across a con-
trlbution of Nasts which was as eff
fectiye In its way as any of the car
ICONS which have made his name ia
nous.
He wanted TO impress upon the lady
that Washington life had been too
much for him and did so by drawing
a capital full length picture of himself
Us he appeared walking along the ave-
nue. What gave the picture point and
rendered II irresistible was the fact
that the back of his head was where
his face ought to be-in other words.
Washington had turned his head.
suppose the politicians still recall
Roscoe Conkling's famous alluslon to
the great cartoonist Ia his Rochester
speech dedicated" TO George William
Curtis. MIR. Curtis ut the time was the
editor of Harpers Weekly, a position
which he had held for many years. In
the course of his philippe Mr.. conkling
took occasion TO refer to The Weekly,
and. although Mr.. Curtis sat listening
TO him, he described 1t simply as 1.-The
paper made famous by the pencil Of
Nast"-New York Mail and Express.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22
JHSlEEP ON THE CARS.

. . Q Q .

Looks as though they were having a
party" said my friend. They did not
invite me-"
Never mind; we will go anyway"
A butler admitted us, and We were
shown into the parlor.
There was a ripple OF feminine laugh.
ter, rustic of silk skirts, and the next
minute | found myself bowling low to
the prettiest girl ever saw.
Yet her face was strangely familiar,
and so was her voice, when she held
out her hand and said sweetly: 81 be-
lieye we have met before"
why. why, so we have" | gasped,
forgetting my manners.
For the young woman was my tray
cling companion of the week before.
II think" said she. later in the even
ing, when we found minute to chat
alone, that | have some property be-
longing to you. l picked up the photo
graph as 1t fell off your lap. 1t had
come out of the envelope. and seeing
that 1t was a picture OF myself, kept
IT."
you must have been interested In
the letter | read You on the cars"
II was"
| will not try to picture the surprise
of my friend Charley, nor will l tell
how | won the girl.
But Will mention that the proudest
ornament of my library table is cab
met photo from which the sweet face of
my wife looks at me.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22

Tragic stories are told OF men who
have lost their lives in the search for
precious metals which may lie hidden
or uncovered, says Harriet Monroe In
The Atlantic. The great primeyal
flood cut its broad V through all the
strata OF rock, with all their veins Of
metallic ore, down TO the earliest
shapeless mass. leaving In Its wake the
terraced temples and towers which
seem TO have been planned by some
architect of dlvinest genius to guard
their inaccessible treasures till the end
OF time. And the river, rising far TO
the north among mountains rich In
mineral, has been washing for ages
the sands away and deposltIng thus
gold and silver and lead In the still
creylees of the inaccessible cbasm.
Here the earth laughs at her human
master aud bids him find her wealth
IL he dare and bear 1t away IL he can.
A young Californian who accepted the
challenge and set forth upon the turgId
water to slft Its sands for gold never
emerged with his hapless men to tell
the story of his search. Only near the
brink of the cleft are u few miners
burrowlng for copper and sending their
ore up TO the rim on the backs OF hardy
burros, as who should prick the noun
tain with a pin or measure the ocean
with cup.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22

Whatever complaints may be made
against the tone OF Big Ben. the ia
nous London clock-and musicians say
1t Is a terribly bad az" at any rate
every one will acknowledge that the
clock In the house of commons tower
Is wonderful timekeeper, not vary
Ing a second in time all the year
through. The mechanism for setting
In motion the massive hammer which
brings out the tone of Big Ben's III
ton bell is very interesting. The strik-
Ing machinery is driven by weights Of
about a ton and half which hang on
a shaft Ia feet deep, and II Is SO ar
ranged that after the chimes are over
the hammer falls on the big bell with
In one second of Greenwich mean
time.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22
NO "pRoPERTY" ESCAPES.
some Queer Things 10 he Seen In "A
Chinese Theater.


Chinese Theater.
Over the audience rests a settled,
immoyable stiffness, unbroken even by
sigh. No expression referable to
sorrow. sympathy. joy or tears lightens
the blank, dead wall of the faces
The Chinaman is impregnable. Only
once do his eyes change. aud that Is
while the property man is on the stage.
and he Is never of 1t.
The Chinese property man sees his
duty to the management and puts IL
into practical effect. No property
shall escape him. He gathers all things
by the way. When the Chinese Romeo
Stays Tybalt, the property man steps
on to the stage, gathers up Tybalt's
sword. cap and cloak and things and
walks or with them. He would enter
Macbeth's banquet hall while that
weak kneed monarch was exercising
Banquo's ghost. gather up the goblets
and plates in one arm and Macbeth s
chair with the other and carry them
away. He would pluck the roses from
Elaine's breast; he would take the
dagger from Juliets dead hand; he
would interrupt Hamlet's sollloquy In
the churchyard with Il request for
Yorick's skull. and he would lnterpose
In the murder of Desdemona to remove
the pillows FROM her bed.-Saqui Smith
In Leslie's Weekly.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22
Needed nm Exclamation.

Sir John Adye, who was governor of
Gibraltar fortress, always made him
self closely acquainted with the work
of whatever happened to be his depart
ment Meeting a person once coming
into the office late. the general asked
him what time he was supposed 10 be
on duty.
oh" was the reply. II usually stroll
in about | | or II O'Clock"
stroll in?" said Sir John In a rising
tone. Then ! presume you do not
leave till late?'
well, usually slip off about .
O'clock"
"Slip off at ~ exclaimed the yeter-
an in his topmost note. Pray, may |
ask what department you belong to"
oh" said the stranger, 81 come ey-
cry Saturday TO attend to the clocks"
Sir John retreated for the first time Ii
his life.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22
His .sDear Old jim"

"Corbett is my friend and benefac-
tor" says Mr.. Jeffries. Il was once
his sparrlng partner, and he treated
me as n gentleman. Hence | have
gladly agreed to fight him as return
for favors. am bound by all the ties
Of friendship and gratitude to give
him chance to fight me-" Was there
ever such touching instance of devo-
tion? Mr.. Jeffries viii reward his old
patron and benefactor by beating him
into pulp and knocking his head or.
One can fancy him saying. as he puts
his terrible right into his friends ribs.
Dear old Jimr'-Kansas City Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22
He Read Game.

While Hall Game was in this coun-
try several years ago the Aldlne club
OF New York city dined him. Among
those invited to meet Mr.. Game was
one of the most popular of our Ameri-
can authors. Soon after the dinner be-
gan dinner cards began to circulate
with requests for autographs. The
author in question whispered to his
neighbors:
I'm going to send my card up to Mr..
Game as soon as can. for | am down
for speech later on. and want to be
able to say that I've read something
that Game has wrltten."-New York
Mail and Express.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22
Took Their Places.

Here is a story which Baron Dowse,
the celebrated Irish judge, once told
In that exaggerated "brogue" which he
loved to employ:
81 was down in Cork holding assxes.
On the first day. when the jury came
In. the officer Of the court said, 'Gintle-
men av the jury. yen take yer accus-
toned places, II We place Aud may !
never laugh" said the baron. III they
didn't all walk into the dock"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22

Little Janet. aged 4, noticed the 9th.
er day AT dinner the rest of the family
helping themselves literally TO the
mustard. Nobody Offering her any
she waited until something drew away
the attention OF the others. when she
lifted the mustard spoon, literally
daubed piece of bread with 1t and
took a great bite. Her hand immedi.
ately went up TO her burned mouth
but brayely suppressing an outery, she
put the bread away from her, remark
Ing, Il think I'll wait till that jelly gets
cold"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-02-22
Liver Complaint.

Fuddy-What is the matter with
Harris? He seems all out OF sorts.
Duddy-He Is suffering from liver
complaint.
Fuddy-Can't he find anything TO
help him?
Duddy-He Is looking around for a
new boarding house, one in which liver
is not an inseparable feature of the
cuisine.-Boston Transcript.