The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1900-07-12

most Valuable possessions On, perhaps
that's why we hear OF its being taxed"
81 owe my whole life to Burdock Blood Bitters:
Scrofulous sores covered my body. l seemed
beyond cure. H. b. B. made me perfectly well
woman" Mrs Charles Hutton, Berville, Mich.
Just So. "Jsck Huggins's heart Is In the
right place." What makes you think so,
dear?" "Why. he gave 1t to me last night"
A household necessity DR.. Thomas Eclectric
Oil. Heals burns, cuts, wounds of any sort;
cures sore throat, Group, catarrh, asthma; never
fails.
d.. Saf let 6S d sss tongue
can tell how badly feel
Years of suffering relieved in night. Itch
ing piles yield at once to the curative properties
of Doans ointment Never fails. At any drug
store, 30 cents.
Auctioneer. LOT 50. A genuine Turner.
Painted during the artists lifetime. What
Offers, gentlemen
strawberry has been curing summer complaint,
stomach, and it has never yet failed to do every
thing claimed for 1t.
Not His Fault-"You married me for my,
money! she exclaimed spgrily. "oh, we'll,
he replied soothingly. don't blame me l
couldn't get 1t any other way, you know
NERVOUS troubles are cured by
~ Hoods Sarsaparilla, which en-
riches and purifies the blood. 1t is the
best medicine for nervous PEOPLE.
Pressure ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, didn't it vex
you to have 10 give the census man your age9"
Inc, indeed; I've Ike pit 1t 3 dead secret so long
that 1t was a blessed relief to get chance to
tell It,"
How Are Your Kidneyss
aOO Pens
Never Undone. al OF weather doesn't seem
to make any difference to some people ~
what wsy9" about keeping wrapped up In
Themselves
Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever
yOc, 25c. II C. c. C. fail, druggists refund money
TO Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic- 10c or 10
II c. G. G. fail to cure, druggists refund money
The Parvenu Again. THAT Wigglewee girl
Is telling around that her grsndfather moved
moved wee out out the best society. He had one Of
the best trucks In his native village F"
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
net.c, full of life. nerve and vigor, take No.To'
BAG, the wonder worker, that makes weak men
strong All druggists, SOC or d. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
At the summer hotel. Who is that good
looking Young waiter who Is tossing the
plates across the roomF Is he student, toof
Yes. He holds the record in Harvard for
discus-throwing.
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS. WIssLow 8 SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, seftens
the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie and
is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. II will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer immediately
sold by Druggists in every part of the world
Twenty five cents q bottle. Be sure and AJAX
for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind. ly8
And what does the story Of the prodiRal son
teach usf asked the teacher. II teaches us
how to get the fl ted calf, WAS the prompt
reply OF the bad boy at the foot OF the class.
Best for the Bowels
No matter what ails you, headache to can
Ger, YOU will never get well until your bowels
are put right. CASCARETS help nature, cure
you without grippe or pain, produce easy natu
raj movements, costs you just III cents to start
getting your health back. CASCARETS Candy
Cathartic, the genuine, put up in mental boxes,
every tablet has C. c. C. stamped ON it. Be
ware Of limitations. 42S
Women ought to have administratiop-her
touch will calm and purify the turgid, muddy
pool OF politics. Now, 60 slow, Eliza; you've
Temporarily overlooked the Empress OF China
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