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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

Washington. Feb. 26.-President Nc
kinney has appointed Bernard Moses
If California as the fifth member OF the
new Philippine commission, and the
appointment has been accepted. Mr.
Moses is professor OF political economy
In the University Of California.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
Nina Mnrkmsn Arr Ininrad.

Muncie, Ind, Feb. 26.-The frame
work Of the Van Camp glass factory
at Matthews, In process Of erection,
collapsed Friday afternoon. endanger-
ing the lives OF nifty men. mostly car
penters and brick masons. Nine were
injured. three Of them seriously, bu,
all will recover.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

Chicago, Feb. 26.-Mrs. Henriet-
IA Smell, widow Of Amos J. Smell,
the millionaire whose murder by
Willie Tascott and the escape OF the
latter has been a mystery for twelve
years, died Friday morning Of heart
linaaaa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
Rie Fire In Pnii.dsiphis.

Philadelphia, Pa. Feb. ga dozen
buildings In the business section OF the
city. Arch street. east of Eighth. and
their contents were wiped out by fire
Friday night. The loss Is conserva-
lively estimated at $3.50. 900. the bulk
Of II being covered by insurance.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
HonoS In naxis. Mannxx,

Richmond. Va, Feb. 26.-The Vlr-
GINA legislature has made June q
legal holiday. and day of recreation
,sn,the public schools tn''honor of Jeffer-
son Davis birthday. Men of all par
Ties in the Legislature voted for It.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

Boston. Feb. 24.-W. Bourke Cock.
ran was to be the principal speaker at
the ant!-imperialistic mass meeting to
be held In Faneuil Hall. The demon
stration was held under the auspices
OF the New England branch OF the An
ti-Imperialistic League and was pre-
sided over by George g. Boutwell,.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
DEMOCRATS PLAN A CAMPAIGN.
Nstiossi Association Of Ci.hs' kxssstivs
Com mitseS N ssssses.

Com mitses N ssssses.
Washington. Feb. 24.-The executive
committee Of the National Association
of Democratic Clubs met here to dis
cuss plans for the presidential cam
paign. prepare for the annual election
Of officers Of the association and select
a place and date for the convention
this year. Congressman Sibley of
Pennsylvania. who has turned his back
upon the anti-imperialists and the sill
yer advocates. Is on the executive COM
mittee. Action In regard to him is
talked Of. Delegations from Cincin-
natl and Indianapolis to get the con-
yention are present and the outlook
favors Indianapolis. Gov. McMillin OF
Tennessee Is regarded as the next pres
ident. succeeding C. F. Black. The
date Of the convention win be later
than that Of the democratic national
convention.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

London. Feb. ga dispatch to the
Daily News from Lourenzo Marques
says that the South African republic
has f5.000,000 In bullion at Pretoria
and Is coming $4,000 sovsreigns
monthly,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
ro.~ sentence for q n,ss,,.

. Sacramento, CAL, Feb. 26.--Richard
M. Gordon. who recently arrived here
from Illinois, where he servedea term
for robbery. has been sent to state
prison for forty-Hvs years for robbing
q old man,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

I want to tell you something, dear!
four former governess, Fraulein Crete.
is going to be married SOON"
We'll, I'm thankful. pa, that that
stupid thing is going to leave the
house. But what numbskull is going
to marry herr"
II am. my dear!"--Der Floh.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
ForEstfut Man.

What's the matter with Rash
leigh?"
Observation-Disclosures, that's ALL"
NONSENSE! The mans cut and
bruised frightfully."
Yes. He tried to stop q runaway
automobile by jumping in front Of II
and waving his coat at it."-Philadel-
phia Press.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

Statistics recently Published show
that Russia is the most illiterate coun-
try in Europe. Ten thousand of its
villages are without common schools
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

A Variety OF Quips. Gibes and froniss.
to Cause q Smile - Flotsam and
Jetsam from the Tide OF Huxaox--
witty Sayings
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
cZAR'S SHIP IN PERSIAN GULF.
Bombay Dtspateh Says . Rsssiaa Cruis-
Or Has Appsarsd There.

o. Has Appeared There.
London, Feb. ga dispatch from
Bombay asserts that Russian cruiser
has made Its appearance In the Per.
sian gulf, and that the British warship
Pomone. with the gunboat Sphinx, has
been dispatched to the gulf.
Speaking of the chances OF Russia
taking hostile steps In the present
juncture. the ST. Petersburg corre-
spondent OF the Daily Telegraph says:
Gen. kuropstkin, Russian minister
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
@odJ SasaabaaM

%IIAzzas2l lE':l!ssI!292:,1Dr
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

Tsber's Pepsin Compound does cure Dyspepsia In
digestion and all Stomach Troubles. Sample bottl.
tsas. write DIR. Taber Mfg Company, Peoria Illinois
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

Chicago. Feb. 23.-The following Ia
BILE shows the range OF quotations on
the board Of trade today:
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

Some people take things they do not
consider worth stealing.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
For Wireless steering.

An invention for steering any craft,
by means of an ether wave on the
wireless telegraph principle has been
perfected. In naval war it is expected
to make the torpedo boat almost infal-
hble. In this respect it will equal the
famous Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,
which never fails to cure constipation,
indigestion, dyspepsia, biliousness and
malaria.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces I'm
usmmation, allays pain. cures wind collie. &c bottle
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

The phenomenon of the family i,
generally too smart.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

"A VIEW VI otUus SuppUFps
do you know what Uncle Gamble
said after seeing you In that new rainy
day suit?"
mo. What did the old idiot say!"
He said he should never see q
square piano without thinking OF iou."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

Hoods Pills cure liver Ills the non.irritating and
only cathartic to take with Hoods SarsspaTfIIa-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

AS rule, the eyesight of women is
better than that of men. --
Odd Book Marks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
A Hasty Retreat.

why did the young minister leave
50 suddenly"
THE Maiden Ladies' Home Mission
airy society took up tho task OF finding
him q suitable wife."--Philadelphia
North American.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

The finding of a long-lost will be-
tween the pages of a neglected Bible
was a favorite incident in old-fash-
toned novels. Nor are books yet an
tiquated as repositories. At a Chi
cago library book marks found in re-
turned volumes included an insurance
policy, letters containing business Sc
crets, signed love letters. grocers' bills,
photographs, postal orders, matches.
spectacles and false teeth.
So DAY SURE S wsTS -, 1900. ma,
with rig 70 introduce our goods IN the country
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

The native hen of New Zealand is an
expert rat killer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
GEN. CRONJE IS A MARTYR.
Believed to Be Sacrificing His Army
to Save the Free State.
Trey HOPE TO GAIN TIME.


Durham, Feb. 26.-The rumor gains
credence that Ladysmith has been re-
lieved.
1t is also reported that Gen. Cronje
has surrendered 5000 men and that
Gen. Kitchener has been slightly
wounded in the left arm.
Crowds throng the streets singing
and cheering because of supposed VIC
tories.
Seventeen hundred Beers have been
killed or wounded, the latter, it is re-
ported, including Gen. Cronje.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01

He-rve a telegram. TIM. from yous
father.
She-From him1 Does he rave about
met
He--Eo. He telesraphs. IAN Is for.
given and forgotten. provided you new
er come back!"-Der Floh.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-01
Aware Liauid.

Your wife," remarked the visitor,
preparing a compliment, has liquid
voice"
Liquid" replied Henpeck. musing-
ly. "Oh, yes! It-er-never dries up"
Philadelphia Record.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1900-01-19

that It is admirably executed" and the
faint trace OF a smile was discernible
on his flushed face. He was wonder
ing what his daughter would say when
the true character Of Richard Dana
was thus shown to her. "The coolest
blooded fortune chaser and all round
rascal | ever heard OF" he said. when
Dick had gone; and as for the latter,
he carefully folded a check and put It
away in convenient pocket with the
calm demeanor OF a broker who had
cornered the market and taken about
everything in sight.
It was four days after this interview
when a messenger boy handed Thomas
a message for his master. The Pres
ident Of the Lakeside National Bank
was enjoyiag an after-dlnner cigar and
at peace for once Everything had
come his way IN tho financial evolu-
tions of the day. All Acknowledged
his prowess He had not iost a trick.
He carefully opened the yellow en-
velope with a paper knife adjusted his
spectacles and read the telegram sew
eral times, and then 1t fell from his
hand and darted diagonally over into
the open fireplace and went UP with
the flames.
On Board s. S. New York.
Arthur Dixon, Esq.
Met Grace at Ten o'clock this morn
ing Have kept contract We sail in
a few moments for Liverpool. Grace
sends love.
RICHARD DANA.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1900-01-19

In his fremont Temple speech in
Boston President Gompers of the
American Federation of Labor made
an earnest plea for peace on the
ground that it best conduces to the
benefit of mankind, and especially OF
the wage-earner. He stated that every
national or international conference Of
workingmen ever assembled in mod
ern times has declared for the princi
pie of settling international difficulties
by peaceful means Mr.. Gompers
made it plain not only that he and the
other members of the Federation are
deeply in earnest on the subject of Sc
curing permanent peace among the ma
tions, but that the influence of the
wage earning classes throughout the
world is strongly and increasingly be-
ing thrown into the same scale.
1t was daring but not wholly illogi-
cal prophecy i'll which he INDUCED
when he said that a time is coming
when all over the globe skilled work
men by common consent will refuse to
employ their practically educated
minds and trained hands in manufae
turing weapons Of war-when laborers
in all the nations of the earth, acting
under the instinct Of self-preservatiOn
WIN hSNiihN any iouSci " hdhNhe tht
machinery of death at the bidding Of
men who desire other men to wade 10
blood for greed and gain.
The waste and ravagesr of war fall
on all, but with special heayiness upon
the worklngman. Nothing so helps
the condition Of wage-earners both
industrially and socially as peace. EX-
Senator Evarts once gave a reason for
the miserable pay and wretched state
Of wage earners in Europe. He said
that in Europe wage-earners can earn
but little, because every worlIingman
goes to his daily task with a soldier on
his back.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1900-01-19
TEARS AND WHY THEY FLOW

Are the scavengers Of the Eysballs and
Git to Humanity
Tears are the common heritage Of
the human race, and If anybody should
ask whence they come and where they
20 there would be displayed a surpris-
ing amount of ignorance about a very
simple subject.
For example, is It generally known
that our eyes are always wet with
tears? Not only when we weep, but
always. Our tears are flowing con-
stantly, even when we sleep. over our
eyeballs; and were this flow to cease
for single hour miserable indeed
would the possessor Of those eyebals
be.
When we weep and the tears roll
down our cheeks we are simply subject
to an overflow of lachrymal fluid.
Now arises the question which the
reader may ask If the tears which
run down our cheeks are an overflow,
what happens to the ordinary or nat
ural flow which is going on constantly?
Let us begin at the right place.
At the outer corner of every eye is
gland-the achrymal-which nestles
under the overhanging bone of the
forehead. This organ excretes, or man
ufactures, the fluid, which flows over
the eyeball to the inner corner, and
there it disappears through a little ori-
fee, whence it is conducted to the nos
tril. That is why you blow your nose
so violently and demand so many extra
handkerchiefs when you have a cold;
in fact you dry your tears by wiping
your nose during that trying period.
Now comes the question: How do
the tears find their way to your nose?
If you will examine your eye in the
mirror you will find a small elevation
upon the lower eyelid near the nose.
Place your finger upon the lower eye
lid just below this small elevation, so
as to turn it outward.
There you will see a small hole, like
a pin prick, and there you have found
the little passage which conducts the
tears into the nostril.
Sometimes this little orifice becomes
obstructed from various causes, and
then the unfortunate subject of that
anatomical hold-up weeps persistently
and constantly until he is relieved In
such cases Of obstruction it is some
times odd to see the sufferer drying his
eyes with one of his numerous hand
kerchiefs and at the same time laugh
ing uproariously at a joke. He may
be a very jolly fellow, but he weeps
ineessantly and cannot help 1t. It will
be almost unnecessary to add in con-
clusion that the much-despised tear is
the scavenger of the eyeball and as
such is one of the most valuable gifts
to humanity.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1900-01-19

Pickerel hooks. lines and tip ups
at W J ace
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1900-01-19

This world would be funny thing II
built upon plan
That suited kickers everywhere
woman, child and man.
'Twould be a crooked, bulgiug. sadly
out Of line affair,
And we would do a lot of things that
now we do not dare;
We'd knock the stuffln' out OF that"
change this all about,
We'd turn the whole thing upside
down and also inside out;
And when we got II fixed to suit there'd
be an awful row,
And it's a cinch that we would kick
lots worse than we do now.
Chicago News.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1900-01-19

There is farm in the thriving town
of Molena, Ca. known as the doodle
farm" It is owned by a stock company
and contains one square foot of land.
It was decided to the company, which
is composed of five or six men, by a
slick politician, in order that these
men might vote in elections where
two-thirds of the free holders decide
elections. A few years ago an election
was held at Molena to decide whether
liquor should be sold in the incorporate
limits. Only freeholders were allowed
to vote, and the ants had to receive
tWo-thirds Of the total vote cast be-
fore liquor could legally be sold. The
election was an exciting one. and one
Of the leading antis decided the land in
order to carry the election, which he
did
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1900-01-19

"One Minute Cough Cure is the
best remedy l ever used for coughs
and colds 1t is unequalled for
whooping cough. Children all like
it. " writes H. n Williams, Gentry
Vile, Ind Never fails It, is the
only harmless remedy that gires
Immediate results. Cures coughs.
colds, hoarseness, Group pnen-
monia, bronchitis aud all throat and
lung troubles. Its early use prevents
consumption.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1900-01-19

Il was nearly dead with dyspep-
sia, tried doctors. visited mineral
springs. and grew worse. / used
Kodol dyspepsia cure. That cured
me- 1t digests what you eat. cures
Indigestion, sour stomach, heart
burn and all forms of dyspepsia.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1900-01-19

If your fowls have Cholera OF
Roup, use Orange Electric Food at
once. For sale at 4. Atmstrong's.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1900-01-19
G9 RAlLRoAn
TIME TABLE.
correeted TO pate.

solid Pullman trains to Buffalo, Mag.
ava Falls, Chautauqua Lake, Cleveland,
Chicago and Cincinnati.
Tickets on sale at Port Jcrvis to ali
points in the West and Southwest at lower
rates than via any other first class line.
TRAINS Now LEAVE PoRr lERv1s AS
FOLLOWS.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1900-01-19
NAsrwARn.

Trains leave Chambers street, New
York for Port Jcrvis on week days at 90,
40, 90, 9 10, 10 30 A. NJ 90. 3 90.
z 80, Is 30 30, rs PM On Sund avs,
90, 30, 900, 10 a. m. 12 30, 2 90,
80 and 9 .15P. NJ.
ID. L. Roberts,
General Passenger Agent,
New York,
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-10-03


,.Een Ia takes care Of me.
ne says 10 Ma. By Jinx.
IL seems that everything
Comes On ne when I've got the noas
TO do.
But suppose ire got to get it through
WIKI; so you needa fuss one BIT about
HE; III take charge Of him while yoa
are out
About what he's TO do. guess she's
afraid
To let him TT his way
OF watching me, the day
When Pa takes care Of NJ
When Pa takes care Of me,
He puts me on rug,
Gives me q kiss and hug.
Then brings in every pillow he can find
And piles them up in front. at sides.
behind
Ne; SO that you can't hurt yourself. s.
he says,
And then ne gets my picture books and
lays
Them down beside me, and my blocks
and toys,
And says; Now. go ahead; make all
the noise
You want TO; don't care"
And | sit there and stare,
When Pa takes care Of me-
When Pa takes care Of me,
No book or toy or game
Seems. somehow. just the same.
And by and by I'm through with every
one,
And when / cry Pa says, Have you
begun
Already? What's the matter, anyway?
There's everything your own! Why
don't you play?
Stop crying now! You won't? Well,
what is wrong?
Come, now, I'll sing" And then he
starts some song
About Bye, Baby, Bye!"
And / lie fiat and cry
When Pa takes care Of me-
When Pa takes care Of me,
He grabs me up at last
And starts to walk. real fast.
And talks to me, and pats my back,
and tries
To act as IL he likes It; but he signs,
And signs, and keeps a-lookin' at the
clock,
And out the window. up and down the
block,
For sight of Ma; and when she does
come In,
She grabs me quick and says, TITS a
SIM"
And Pa looks mad, and-I-
I'm glad the times gone by
When Pa takes care OF me.
Francis Churchill Williams, in the
New Lippincott
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-10-03
By Authority
STANDARD SPECIFICATIONS FOR
SIDEWALK CURB AND PAVE
MENT FOR THE CITY OF HOMO
LULU.
LULU.

On and after this date all sidewalks
and curhings constructed within the
limits specified below shall conform 10
the following specifications. In accord
ance with Section 81. Civil Laws, 1897.
CURB-The sidewalk curb shall he
OF good quality lava rock in blocks not
less than 80 inches long. six inches
thick at the top edge and sufficiently
wide to be held firmly in place by the
street paving. TO be hammer dressed
on the outside for q width Of not less
than ten inches and on top edge which
much show q uniform width Of six
inches Blocks TO be well bedded. laid
true to line and grade and the joints
between the blocks filed with cement
grout AT street corners curb to be car
ried around on q curve the radius Of
which 10 not less than width OF side
walk.
PAyENENT-To be artificial stone
tagging composed OF cement concrete.
constructed in alternate slabs in place.
Ii shall consist Of two parts. First.
base course l-s inches thick; ssoond.
finishing or wearing course Y inen
thick
BASE COuRSE-The base course
shall be composed OF three parts
crushed blue lava rock known = No
.. no piece Of which shall be larger
than win 90 through q two-inch ring;
two parts * crushed blue rock knovn1
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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS.

GAssskad AdsrAs1osss u 0ds eol.ma Siu
Be asotnd al 10 o1sts a tiae tbsf ias1esoR 8
dsas q tss sacnd Sssetin; % oents pa In pr pssk
IS ess Pc kar IN rs1as, and 50 ooass pr ina< Pc
nN4A.
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P r E A II B L E


We believe that Cover independent
> basis should be oppression
rights and freed for all the people -
= 3 We 0esleye a independent
every person Of the law We believe
Ilsn - n a-as,oa asai sa11ressson We beiev ss,
rights for the people by the
Eual nights Tor the peOD< Is the adopted plat
= of independent that successful
legislature CT the Territory Hawaii should
strive every of the Of the
United States to make state Of the Territory Of HAWAII and
pledge ourselves support ali 1000 and equal 4
republican demo attic parties of the United States
fit to enact
United States that viii work make Hawaii state
We intend strive in eSy possible to secure from the
In 80 NC vii sors toretber for the good Of The eoun
ny regardless Of
representatives sa 'rmuae the best laws for The
our Legislators to
Territory Of lands that
ebeenta United
should also strive 70 appropriation Tor
burning Of Chinatown Homo uu and other places by the BOARD
health connection with IL suppression of bubOnc plague in
They
pursuits farmns road maxim railroads and both foreign and
viii
I'VE stand opposed to monoi oles to any attempt at reric-
ton OF voting privileges of
that might be attsp ed later We stand opposed to the
and all other friction of the rights OF the
We declare that labor than by contract govern
either mechanical industrial shall not exceed
Labor government
shall performed citizens of the Territory of Hawaii
we are pledged to earnest and unceasing
persons imprisoned martial rule of 1895 and
the military nmson Of 1895 such financial re-
a S their just due
The above is INDEPENDENT
- HOME RULE PARTY -
= Attest. President +
- Secretary President Kaaiaina- :
4
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5000 - =
PLATFORM OF THE
Independent Home-Rule
PARTY.
P a r T Y.

Adopted in Island Convention in Honolulu H / june IL.
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WANTED.
BOoKKBISDER-Mis once.
FOB SALE.
LOST.

By ACCIDENTAL gate opening. . large bay
cuiored Californian Mare. weight about 800 lbs. !:
faint star On forehead. fstcondition- A little
pu1puu or Irritation on face but he02tpG- kt11f
hind hcos q little white Finder peaase n0sf1y
Poli,e SsasioE and reward viii be paid