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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
ROBBED THE GRAVE,

A startling incident, of which Mr..
John Oliver of Philadelphia. was the
subject, is narrated by him as follows:
II was in a most dreadful condition.
My skin vas almost yellow, eyes sunk
en-, tongue coated, pain continually in
back and sides, no appetite-gradually
growing weaker day by day. Three
physicians had given me up. Fortu-
nately, a friend advised trying Electric
Bitters;' and to my great joy and sur
prise, the first bottle made a decided
improvement. I continued their use for
three weeks, and am now a we'll man.
I know they saved my wife, and robbed
the grave Of another victim" No one
should fail to try them. Only SOC, guar
-anteed at Fischer & Co.'S drug store.
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A

Could not express the rapture of An
nile e. Springer. Of 1l26 Howard st..
Philadelphia, Pa, when she found that
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption had completely cured her of a
hacking cough that for many years had
made life a burden. All other remedies
and doctors could give her NO help. but
she rays Of this Royal Cure-"It soon
removed the pain in my chest and I can
now sleep soundly. something I can
scarcely remember doing before. I feel
like sounding its praise throughout the
Universe. So will everyone who tries
DR.. Kings New Discovery for any trou-
BILE of the Throat. Chest or Lungs.
Price 5oc and $1.0o. Trial bottles free
at Fischer & Co.'S drugs store: every
bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

Proposals for dormitory, mess hall and hos
pital buildings. Department of the Interior
Office Of Indian Affairs, Washington, d. c.,
April ID, 1~9O0.-Sealed proposals, endorsed
Proposals for Buildings, Fort Lewis, Colo.,'
and addressed to the Commissioner of Indian
Affairs, Washington, D &C., will be received
at the Indian Office until 2 o'clock p. m, of
Thursday, May II, 1900. for furnishing the
materials and labor required to construct and
CONF lete three buildings at the Fort Lewis
Indian School, Col, in strict accordance with
plans, specifications and instructions to bid
ders which may be examined at this Office, the
offices of The Herald" of Durango, Col, the
Republican" of Denver, Col, the Citizen
Of Albuquerque, N. NJ, the New Mexican of
Santa Fe. N. NJ, the Builders & Traders Ex-
change, Omaha, Neb,, the Builders & Trad
ers' Exchange, Milwaukee, Wis the North
western Manufacturers Association, St.Paul,
MIMI, and at the school. For further infor-
nation apply to 7. H. Breen. Supt., Indian
JiOner,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
GLORIOUS NEWS

Comes from DR.. D. B. Cargile, of Wash
lta, +. T. He writes: -Four bottles Of
Electric Bitters has cured Mrs. Brewer
Of scrofula, which had caused her great
suffering for years. Terrible sores would
break out on her head and face, and the
best doctors could give no help; but her
cure is complete and her health is ex-
cellent." This shows what thousands
have proved-that Electric Bitters is
the best blood purifier known. It's the
supreme remedy for eczema, letter, salt
rheum, ulcers, boils and running sores.
1t stimulates liver, kidneys and bowels.
expels poisons, helps digestion, builds
up the strength. Only so cents. Sold by
Fischer & Co., druggists. Guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
In the Hands of His Friends.

From the Chicago Post.
The farmer had just arrived in town.
What, he asked of his new-iound
friend, is a bunko steerer, anyway? l
have seen a great deal about them in the
papers.
Of course, replied his friend, you
% what a bunk is?
Certainly, replied the farmer.
Well, a bunko steerer is merely a man
who steers another man to his bunk
when he is unable to find it himself. He
Is a guide, a philosopher, and a friend.
And now, that question disposed of, l
would like to show You where you are
sure of getting not less than $50 for 81 if
you follow my advice.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
THE BEST REMEDY FOR RHEUMA-
TISM.

Quick Relief from Pain.
All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm
for rheumatism are delighted with the
quick relief from pain which it affords.
When speaking Of this, Mr.. D. N. Sinks.
of Troy. Ohio, says: Some time ago I
had a evere attack of rheumatism in
my arm and shoulder. I tried numerous
remedies, but got no relief until I was
recommended by Messrs. Geo. F. Par
sons & Co., druggists of this place. to
try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They
recommended 1t SO highly that I bought
a bottle. I was 500 relieved Of all pain.
I have since recommended this liniment
to many of my friends, who agree with
me that it is the best remedy for muscu-
lar rheumatism in the market" For
sale by A. G.. ireland.
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PEcos VALLEY { NORTHEASTERN RY
Central Time)

NSSA ~
Train No. s leaves Pecos daily at $50
p. m. Arrives at Carlsbad at 7:46 p. m.
Train No. l leaves Carlsbad at $40
a.. m. Arrives at Roswell at $50 a. M:
Amarillo 9 p. m.. connecting with the
A., T. & 8. F. and the Colorado and
Southern.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily at
6:25 p. m. Arrives at Roswell at 3:45 p.
M; Carlsbad at 1880 p. m.
Train No. 8 leaves Carlsbad at Z a. m.
Arrives at Pecos at 11:05 a. m.
Train No. 3 (mixed), daily except
Sunday. leaves Portales at 7 a. m. Ar
rives at Amarillo at 4:40 p. m.
Train No. 4 (mixed), daily excep!
Sunday, leaves Amarillo at . a. m. Ar
rives at Portales at $40 p. m.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oak and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, N M,
daily except Sunday at 2 .. m.
For low rates, for Information regard
ing the u OF this valley, price.
Of lands, etc., address
D. T. NICHOLS
General Manager,
Roswell, i. y.
=. ". NARTINDRLL,
Gen. Trt and Pass Agent.
Amarillo. Tex, and Roswell, \. y.
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P~enitentiary Bids.

Santa Fe, N. NJ, April "a, 19OO.-
Sealed proposals will be received by the
Board of New Mexico Penitentiary
Commissioners at the office of the Su-
perintendent, until 10 o'clock a. M, on
May Z, 1900, for furnishing and deliver
ing at the New Mexico ~penitentiary the
supplies hereinafter mentioned, or so
much thereof as the board may deem
sufficient. Payment for said supplies
| will be made in cash. Delivery Of all
supplies except p%erishable articles must
be made within sixty days after date of
award.
Samples will be required Of all the ar
ticles marked with an asterisk, and
these should be labeled, showing name
Of bidder, price, etc, and must be deliv-
cred to the superintendent not later
than 9 o'clock on said day.
All bids must be made strictly in ac-
cordance with conditions on blank pro-
posals, which will be furnished by the
superintendent on application; no bid
otherwise made will be entertained.
A bond will be required from all sue
cessful bidders for the faithful fulfill
ment of contracts within ten days after
date Of award.
go, 900 ID fresh beef, prime quality, necks
and shanks excluded.
1000 ID flour, prime quality.
1900 ID native beans, clean.
$500 ID hominy, new, fresh.
1000 b coarse salt.
1000 To corn meal, white.
1900 ID rice, No. 1.
$500 ID graduated cane sugar.
1000 I'd roasted coffee.
100 ID baking powder in cans.
48 ID baking soda in packages.
$500 ID peas, whole.
800 ID ~raisins, prime quality.
1000 fb' dried prunes, prime quality.
300 ID e~vaporated peaches. prime quail
ity.
300 ID evaporated apples, prime quality.
40 10 m%accaroni.
S ID nutmegs, whole.
5 ID cloves, whole.
100 ID Goldfish. in LIB bricks.
100 10 mackerel, In 1O-fb pals.
go, 900 ID oats, clean, Al.
5000. fb corn, American.
5000 ID bran, native.
S bbls oatflakes, new, fresh.
S bbls molasses, New Orleans Black
strap.
l Dbl vinegar, 80 grade.
IL cases canned corn, 2-rb cans.
Is cases California fruits, assorted.
10 cases tomatoes, 2-fb cans (Rouault' 81.
2 cases j%ellies, assorted, 48 cans In case.
8 cases jams. assorted, As in case (An-
d%erson's).
2 cases concentrated I've.
1 dog pints extract vanilla.
1 doz pints extract lemon.
"25 doz turkey-red handkerchief, % in.
'25 doz mems cotton half hose, heavy.
so doz cotton thread, Is doz each Nos. "a
and 80, black and white (Coates').
10 doz Singer sewing machine needles,
Nos. 8, 4 and S.
'36 dog coat and vest buttons. 1s doz.
each.
~ doz razor straps.
" doz razors.
s dog Sharp's thanksgiving needles. as
sorted sizes.
2 doz button-hole silk twist, A black.
2 dog button-hole silk twist. B black.
200 yards discharge cloth.
Il, 1000 yards Canton flannel.
300 yards striped cotton shifting.
900 yards ~unbleached muslin.
200 yards crash toweling.
900 yards outing flannel.
- pieces bleached sheeting, GA, extra
heavy.
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w. w. MAYHEM. Merton. Wis. saws

w. W. Mayhem, Merton, Wis, says,
II consider One Minute Cough Cure a
most wonderful medicine, quick and
SAFE" 1t is the only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. 1t cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, grippe,
whooping cough, pneumonia and all
throat and lung diseases. Its early use
prevents consumption. Children always
like it, and mothers indorse it. Irlland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

mo family can afford to be without
One Minute Cough Cure. 1t will stop a
cough and cure a cold quicker than any
other medicine" writes c. w. Williams,
Sterling Run, Pa. 1t cures Group, bron-
chitis and all throat and lung troubles
and prevents consumption. Pl .asant
and harmless. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
H PECOs
Pecos Valley q Northeastern Ry
Pecos 8 Northern Texas Ry.
Peccs River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, in the way of rates,
time and shipping ~conveniences. Good
water and shipping pens at all principal
points.
Excellent pasturage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line.
Full particulars promptly furnished
upon application To-
E. w. MARTINDEI.I, D. II. NICE OILS,
Actg. G. F. & P. A. General Mgr
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad, N. M.
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II Would aeem 90

Gyer-They must have queer cattle
down in old Missouri.
Myer-Why do you think so?
Gyer-I saw an advertisement in tbs
want columns of a st. Louis paper the
other day for a m to wash, iron
and milk two cOws.-ChicagO News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

Otto Korb. Grand Chancellor, K. p,
Boonville, Ind, says. "DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve soothes the most delicate
skin and heals the most stubborn ulcer
with certain and good results" Cures
piles and skin diseases. Don't buy an
imitation. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
Good Boy, Freddy.

Harriet-There's one thing about
Fred that l do admire. He has such
faith in me, you know.
Carrle-That must be awfully nice.
Harriet-Yes. Last night when ]
told him I could sing 'Annie Rooney
he said he would take my word tor it.
Wasn't that good of him!-Boston
Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

*2 pieces extra sheeting, 81, extra
heavy.
2 hair clippers. No. 2.
l hair clipper, neck.
II gross china buttons, assorted sizes.
400 ID c%urrants.
*43 boxes soap, superior quality.
~ dog counterpanes, 70 inches wide.
Il doz c~ounterpanes, 60 inches wide.
&c rolls oak-tanned sole leather, No. 1,
10 sides to roll, 81 to 80 ID per side
clear.
g doz sides kip leather, Y to 80 10 per
dozen.
20 doz sides kip leather, so to 72 10 per
dozen.
g sides heavy harness leather.
~ sides lacing leather.
10 ID S-S heel nails.
20 ID SO heel nails.
20 ID 5-S pegging nails.
Is ID AS pegging nails.
10 ID Barbour's Irish fax, No. 10.
IL old put. square-pointed shoe knives.
IL shoe rasps, half round.
1 shoe stretcher, "2Oth Century"
1 cobbler's lap last. razor toe.
100 balls yellow shoe a
" ID bristles.
2 buffers.
2 compasses.
u doz Sin garden hoes.
Il doz 10-in garden hoes.
" doz solid cast steel coal shovels.
q doz steel spades.
q doz solid steel short handled shovels.
q doz solid steel long handled shovels.
II dog garden rakes.
$50 feet %-in garden hose. armored and
fitted with couplings, 5O-foot lengths.
60 10 gunpowder tea, green.
60 10 English breakfast tea.
The Board of New Mexico Penitenti-
airy Commissioners reserves the right to
reject n and all bids.
In submitting bids for above supplies.
bidders should write plainly on envelope
the following: Bids for supplies for
New Mexico Pen%itentiary," with name
or names of bidder or bidders, to avoid
the opening of same by mistake.
BY order of the Board of New Mexico
Penitentiary Commissioners.
H. o. BURsuM.
Superintendent.
Samples may be sent separately, duly
marked and numbered, to the superin-
tendent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

Daughter-No, mamma, Harold has
not proposed as yet; that is, not in so
many words.
Mother-Mercy me, Jane! You must
not wait for words! Proposals are most
ly made up of signs, gurgles, stammers,
cough, hens, haws and looks, you KIN ow!
Puck,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
THAT THRoBRING HEADACHE.

Would quickly leave you, il you used
DIR. Kings New Life Pills. Thousands
of sufferers have proved their matchless
merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches.
They make pure blood and strong
nerves and build up your health. Easy
to take. Try them. Only rs C. Money
back if not cured. Sold by Fischer &
Co. druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
Rewarded.

Ha! ha! cried the redoublable MI.
Hamphat, who was struggling with the
role Of heavy william, at last l am the
victor.
Yes, shouted q disguised gallery.god,
heaving a few sick eggs stageward, and
to the victor belong the spoils. -Phila-
delphia Press.
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A TESTIMONIAL FROM OLD ENG.
LAND.

II consider Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy the best in the world for bron-
chitis," says Mr.. William Savory, of
Warrington, England. "It has saved
my wife's life, she having been a mar
tyr to bronchitis for over six years, be-
ing most Of the time confined to her
bed. She is now quite WELL" Sold by A.
G. Ireland.
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PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache. Pains In various parts
Of the body. Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach, Loss of appetite. Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences of impure blood. No matter
how It became 90. It must be purified
In order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
Scrofulous or syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. It 10 certainly q
wonderful remedy. and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale at Tischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
Those Dear Girls.

Bella-He was always remarking to
me that beauty is only skin deep"
Stella--Well?
Bella-Well, l got tired of it., and
just told him 90.
Stella-But, dear, wasn't it foolish of
you to show him how thin skinned you
are?-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

H.. Clark. Chauncey. Ga, say De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve cured him Of
piles that had afflicted him for twenty
years. It is also a speedy cure for skin
diseases. Beware Of dangerous coun-
feits. Ireland's Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
The Modern Way.

The Pullet-What are you sitting on
the water trough for, growing that way
for, over nothing?
The Shanghai-Ther's a strange
Cochin looking through the fence, and
I'm making a naval demonstration
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

J. I. Carson, Prothonotary, Washing
ton, Pa, says, II have found Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure an excellent remedy in
case of stomach trouble, and have de-
rived great benefit from Its use." 1t d.
gests what you eat and can not fail to
cure. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

Lady with. high haiti beg you par
don, but l forgot my opera glasses.
Would you kindly lend me yours just a
moment?
Tyrant Man Gin the seat b%ehind)-
Very sorry. madam, l need it to sit on.
New YORK Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
W. H. shipman, Beardsley, MINI.

W. H. Shipman, Beardsley, Mimi,
under oath, says he suffered from dys-
pepsia for twenty-five years. Doctors
and dieting gave but little relief. Final
ly he used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and
now eats what he likes and as much as
he wants, and he feels like a new a
It digests what you eat. Ireland's
Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
EDITORS AWFUL PLIGHT.

TDTIOft . AW UL FIIGf1I.
F. M. Higgins, Editor Seneca (Ills.,)
News, was afflicted for years with Piles
that no doctor or remedy helped until
he tried Bucklen's Arnica Salve. He
writes two boxes wholly cured him. It's
the surest Pile cure on earth and the
best salve in the world. Cure guaran-
teed. Only 25c. Sold by Fischer & Co.,
druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

Cleanse the liver, purify the blood, in
vigorate the body by using DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. These famous little
pills always act promptly. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
THE BEST BLOOD PURIFIER.

The blood is constantly being purified
by the lungs, liver and kidneys. Keep
these organs in a healthy condition and
the bowels regular and you will have no
need of a blood purifier. For this pur-
pose there Is nothing equal to Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets,
one dose of them will do you more good
than a dollar bottle Of the best blood
purifier. Price, rs cents. Samples free
at Ireland's Drug Store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
A GOrUeOuSlV II

Work Of art has just been issued in
New York at an outlay of over 800, 900,
for which the publishers desire a man
ager in this county, also a good solicit
tor; good pay to right party. Nearly
100 full-page engravings, sumptuous
paper; illuminated covers and bindings;
over 200 golden lilies in the morocco
bindings; nearly 100 roses in the cloth
bindings. Sells at sight; presses run
ming day and night, so great is the
sale. Christian men and women max
ing fortunes taking orders. Rapid pro-
motions. One Christian woman made
clear $500 in four weeks taking orders
among her church acquaintance and
friends. Write us. 1t may lead to a
permanent paying position to manage
Il business and look after our large
correspondence, which you can attend
to right at your home. Address II. A.
Sherman, General Secretary, 10 and II
West Forty-second street, New York.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
Pas Exclamation.

Pa" said little Willie, looking up
from his lesson, whats a linear foot?
"Why-er-it's just like the eyes you
inherit from your mother. A linear
foot is a foot inherited by a linear des-
cendant. See?-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 1901

LAND OPEICR AT SANTA FEE, N. M.
April 2, 1901
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof In support of his claim,
and hat said proof will be made before the
Register or Receiver at Santa Fe, New Mex
fractional NV n, sec 26 tip IA n, r8e.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence Upon and cultiva-
ton of said land, viz:
John Mutto, Joe Granite. Batisto Mutto
Jack Chipora, all of Cerrillos, N. M.
MANUEL r. OTH, o,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
n The Trick That Didn't Fail.

Now they paused before a shop.
''What a lovely hiatt exclaimed the
woman, in rapture.
eyes, it would look we'll on anybody
ventured the man, her husband.
"Not on your life!" protested she.
"My life!' he whispered, and gazed
fondly into her great gray eyes.
Then they passed on, he triumphantly,
she as one In a dream.-Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

Watts-I wonder what sort of success
women would make in politics II they
had the chance?
Potts-They might get along all right
in the cities, but not In the country.
They can't grow chin whiskers. In
dianapOlis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
Always.

When a woman puts her foot down
hard, exclaimed the crank in the crowd
she's usually Of a stubborn disposition.
And when a crank puts his foot down
hard, exclaimed the attentive listener,
there's a corn under it.-Yonkers
Statesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
An I~mprovident Poet.

I'm lonely to night, love, without thee,''
Said the poet, all doubled with pain
He had toyed with the early cucumber,
And his pint flask was empty again.
Chicago News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
A Friendly Call.

Mrs. Gaddby is sadly neglecting her
work at the Give All "a Chance Mission.
BUTT is only temporary, | think. l
understand she has been visiting her
husband for a few Observation-Disclosures
North American,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
Ready For Rusiuass.

Aunt-Goodness! Children, why have
you tied those handkerchiefs about yonr
necks?
The Twins Qnsinuatlngly)-Well, we
didn't know but that you might ask us
to have some pie.-Scribner's.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
The Circulating Theory,

First red corpuscle-Thank heaven it's
dinner time, and he's stopped thinking
I'm sick of the atticl
Second red corpuscle-Hurrah! tn
beat you down the dining New
York Press. af3
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
He Could vouoh For Il.

The New Yorker-Sleepy old town,
Philadelphia.
The Chicagoan-Bet your life! Last
time I was there I got q dose of knock
outs drops and didn't wake for 81 hours.
-IndianapOlis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
Defined.

Willie-Pa, what's a Philanthropist
Pa-My son, he is a man who spends
his time inducing other people to spend
their money for charity. Philadelphia
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
DYSPEPSIA CAN BE CURED BY USING
AckER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold In handsome tin boxes at
rs cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

If troubled by q weak digestion, loss
Of appetite, or constipation, try a few
doses of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. Every box warranted.
For sale by A. C. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26
Perfect Accord.

"My wife and l agree perfectly about
some things" remarked Mr.. Meekton,
with a gentle smile.
"%Indeed?"
Eyes. When anything goes wrong I
take it for granted that it is my fault.
And Henrietta always thinks so, too."-
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

WANTED-Christian man or m to
qualify for permanent position Of
trust in your home county; $3.50 yearly.
IncOse self-addressed stamped envel-
ope to r. s.. Wallace, General Secre-
tary, care of the New Mexican.
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Distorted BY olamor.

What Is the honeymoon pa?
Well, the honeymoon Is the only
period in q mans life during which he
considers 1t funny to come home and find
that his dear little wife hasn't dinner
ready on time.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-26

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