The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1900-10-14
NEWEsr PIRIL or THE TENDERLoIN.
II You Are Little and Talk In sections This
Is what NAV Happcn TO You.

II You Are Little and Talk In sections This
Is what May Happen to You
A thin, understood, smooth-faced Young man
wearing n Raglan top coat and a somewhat Iur-
tive manner strollcd into a saloon ia SiNth Avenue
near Thirtic'h street about O'Clock on Thurs
day night. He pulled his Alpine hat over hi'
shifty eyes as he entered the place, glanced
somewhat nervously at a group Of men sitting
at a table near tho end of the bar and then
addressed the barkceper.
"G-g-gimme a Kicking Wuh-wuh-Nilliam
high ball. he said, with many tWt'hluI-'
gIrglings and battings Of his eyes.
The four men in the group at the table In
stantly stopped their talk. They shot express
sive look at one another They all pushed their
chairs back at the same instant \ big chap
with a bristling mustachc was the first ON ms
feet He made two jumps of It and then b." had
the arms Of the suffering young fellow at the
bar pinned to his sides,
"G'way. YOU fellows" bawled the biz chap,
hanging on to the little man. who wrigGled
weakly. The Holsters minel | seen him hrst!
G'wayl"
The other three looked chagrined, The
suffering little man tried to pull himself away
from the hcar-like embrace OF the lig itlI""
with the bri,tling mustache, but 1t was no go
stop your kidding, Willie" painted the his
ItllOM. I kbl NbIt III llhhAf ." 80 wv '
sand rocks Is mine. Hey! stop that twistin' r
I'll bite your arm of, You fellers keep on.
| tell YOU, Little Wlllie's my PUNK, and any
guy that gifts him away from me has got TO
scrap and he's got to know how 30 scrap
'S-s-.ay. Wha-W hu-w hat tells the m-m-mai-
ter w-w-witk YOU. you d-d-danged st-st->uU'
gasped the suffering little man. trying Win al
his might to release himself from the hug "i the
big man. "I-l-leggo me. w-w-wil you; I-t-turn
me loose, Wha-wha-what k-k-kiHd Of a d-dub
are you any how Ditto
That's all right, Willie, | need the money
that's all, " painted the little mans huge captor'
SAY. this is like getting a siz-hor,e coiR9ina-
ton over. When de gIt baCk rom Mnhts
Carlo. Willie? Hey, and. Why, didn't you ,piM'.h
out "a wad tor yourself, stead o. fossil, i az
don.t want you { 'criminatc yourself All |
need in me business Is them i've thousand bones
Come on and take a. walk { the Icmdrrloin
shoot your suiel down there. Come on
The big m%anstartcd to drag the struggling IT.
"~HeSy'. jim give i'm a show,,r,r his taw mar
BILE. Cut in the haUkcepcr, Maybe ,hes "nE
chawIn bout an works hi chin on IN in
stallment plan. but they's a chauSt that he's a
The big man had dragged the understood
sufferer half way to the door but he paused al
the barkerprr'- words. not, however. relaxing
ne PSr pzspb ,oIi6e} hlSaaarsely suffered the lattcr.
-w%lhaiThat tel Is TINS a s-s-Sans Of n-n-"e'A-
ash-shr. Cut that OUT" m%uttercd the big
fellow, hs face falling a trit'c, ns If h" dIdui
know what TO make II hlS cartyrs yC.I Tor the
police "One OF 'em might hear YOU.
Then he slowly released the little man. but
stood ready 60 spring on nun. aHHI, -,
Amt you the star lnh-lrIt inquired me
big man. scratching his head in a puzzled sort
Of way.
| on m-m-mel' replied the small man, looking
Amt you tn one that your Sunday school
teacher In Elizabeth rcc~ommended for that
job in the bank" went on the BIG man, hS
cocksureneSs, however. gradually falling away
from him. I thought you was. III, one that
stakedth' Elhn up IL way a bit { sGhun worth
O. bright rocks and a flock o cohS aud Jqnahont7
and tn rou Tf hi. o willie i9 P ss nre,n .TL s;oo cd ,'ani II III NJ
best thing at ever counted IN cracks IA hrl'h
p"Tftee" frrS,nres Of the little man from dark,
impotent wrath gradually creased into a Dread
grn,,, thu, bo,d," he s,r-
tered. Obviously tickled over the mere idea
"S-s-Say. you're the g-g-good inlne, Hey
dido / l-look like a fuh-fn4-fat-iid tha-tha-
that I'D hurl s-SsINty thousand W~uhIWuh-WoIth
O. K-k-kimbcrley rocks into the l-l-lap OF, a."
Qua-Qua-queen Of Sh-sh-sheba, ~---~ay5. Nha-
whn-what dye th-th-think ! ann Ih-lhuk
I'd c-c-cop ont a h-h-burCh like that and Ih-th-
then b-b-burn u IN on g p p-r%rGNiH'n l-,-,2
/ m-m-may t-t-talk in s-~-~ections. b-h-9ul, II
YOU ~-s-see any C-g-gr as E-g-groWlng VAN the
huh-huh-hemp on the teton 81 i4iH h-n5he,n.
l-l-lust -~-~hIp u on ""'-""" WV '''' w.
Just then a young fellow with the brim Of Zig
light soft hat pulled rakIshIy forward entered
How, felerS. aid he, greeting the four
men and the harkeeper who We're taxing IN
in his speech. Then the new arrival saw the
sufferer and looked surprised
to "H ,bsy ]s,ut saSrS. T?IlHnE,i; 20, 1%ld n n y TarN'P P5u} @H3
The. bis man who had co!lared the sufferer
Ia.I,l ,.n-F V,,t,b dor ra=Aal indeed while the
three Others who hadn't been quick enough
TO accomplish the CAPTURE grinned d"ri-tvcly.
the new arrival. d Won know tht- fcller?"
nodding toward the sufferer
the brim Of his hat an extra raki,h twi,t for
ward. Course | know him. Been a friend
O. mine for hundred and ten ear haven't
J Joa, i oD Zoe ne s,r S%'N7 WRRa''3 ~" Ttr,"T'hlc,".
The big man looked simply foolish by this
time. The %stutterer grinhed all over MS
The b-b-hig l-l-lobster I t-took m-m-me for
tha-tha-that m mImHsh-nut Sh,-h-,ghr'ihc
blonde 10 a whole b-h-bank said tn. sufferer
to the new arrival, who PROMPTLY ieii ag&,nI,
E] .f.foT d-d.d cattRR%!' NM. iT-ISt"' ynaH-@ yui.ya %'f
d-d-down a b-h-hnndlr I-l;lke thli ana i,i-nL5
S-s-say, wuh-wuh-wouldn tn mlk" YOU
n-n-need m-m-mcdiCinef' and the niue in,nh
with the verbal hitch laughed raucGuSly liis
friend the new arrival found grcnt difficulty In
standing M at all, 50 Intense. was ms hIn4~'-
nent. but he straighteucd himself ont when
the big chap who had made the falls" capture
started for the door.
Hey. not yer, thug" said tho rakish youth
TO the depressed biz fellow. 'NliiU You buy,
see9 They're on Won. Amt they
Il guess that's right. acknowledged he biz
fellow, shappishlv, and then they all lined up.
"S-s-sov." -cutcutiouslv remarked III" slut
terer To his friend the raki>h youth after the
drink had been dowucd. I'm C-g-goiuC to
have one or two m-m-uOr" h-h-hriore g-c-Eo
home. C-C-COme along and Or-oT-"rd"r them
for m-n-mc, wuh-wuh-Wil vou' amt a-g-Co
a-g-g-coing TO tuh-tuh-take any N
Ch-ch-chanCe-'"
DOCTOR FOUND WIN BROKE SKTLL
Al Bottom Of Hospital ~Area-Fricnd' Believe
lie Was Assaulted,