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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
POSTED ON FINANCE
At Least That Was the Impression
She Gave Her Sister Club
Members,

'1t is simply impossible to keep posted on
everything, said club woman to Daugh-
ter Of the American Revolution.
Yes, indeed, it is, admitted the D. A. R.
.'But sometimes, if you are not quite posted,
you can wriggle out of difficult situation
without seeming so very ignorant. For ex-
ample, l was just saved by my presence of
mind at a D. A. R. meeting the other day.
Prof. Sparks, of the university, you know,
read lovely paper on Governor Morris,
Financier OF the American Revolution
Who is this Governor Morris?' said
friend of mine from the Fortnightly club.
Seems to me l never heard of him
''There were half dozen women around,
and I was frightfully embarrassed. never
had heard of Governeur Morris, either, but,
you know, D. A. R. is supposed to know ali
those things.
go, don't you remember?' said. Nor
ris was the man who financed the govern
ment and borrowed lot of money to do it.
"'Thank you said my friend from the
Fortnightly.
''Now, the fact is, you know, DEAR" con-
tinued the D. A. R., Il really knew nothing
of it whatever, except that Prof. Sparks
subject said that the man had financed the
government, and I knew if he did that he
must have had to borrow lot of money!
Chicago Inter Ocean. ..
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
Could Change His Mind.

Prof. Hendershott is well known in Pitts
burgh as a man of affable temper, and it is
rare that he shows even Impotence. One
day while travelling on suburban trolley
ductor to transfer him to the city street
cars at a certain POI mt. Soon afterward the
car stopped and he was surprised to see out
side the very friend he was seeking He
started to leave the car, when the conductor
accosted him. 'You can't change for your
car here" he. said, brusquely. The pro-
change cars here, I tell you," snapped the
conductor again. The professor, deep in
conversation with his friend, merely waved
his hand to signify that the car might go
on without him. Here" cried the man
in brass buttons, angrily, don't tell you
that you can't change cars at this place?'
Then the good old professor answered with
severity: 'But I can change my mind at
this station, can't I?''-Golden Days.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
SCORE FOR TIE MENU.
Nothing But Eggs and
TOOthpicks.

Gilson-Next time take girl to French
restaurant 1 won't be so alfred smooth.
I don't care a durns whether she believes
I talk French in my sleep and take French
newspaper, or whether she thinks>I don't
know French poodle from dachshund!
Willets-What' the matter now?
Last night I thought if I'd 60 right down
the card and pick out something every
couple Of inches I'd strike it about right.
If there's one thing I can't eat it's hen
fruit. Well, the first round we got was
soup with dropped egg in it."
well, you didn't have to eat it,"
''The next prize package drew was a
plain omelette.. fought shy of it and said
I was waiting for the real solid Dishes"
yes" 5-.
"Well, next I got eggs broiled in butter
and then egg sandwiches! I couldn't play
off forever, and had to eat EN-
s'Poor old chap"
':Then I got mad and jumped clear to
the last thing on the list for dessert. And
what do you think the waiter brought US?
Toothpicks! Y. Press.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
ooh. How Happy Am.o

Writes Mrs Archie Young, 1917 Oaks Ave-,
West Superior, Wis, that am once more
free from that terrible Neuralgia pain had
been suffering with over five years am SO
thankful, and pleased to say your IS DROPS
is the best medicine I ever got in my Life. I
receivedit last n November, used it right away;
the first dose helped, me. Many a day I
thought 1 would die before my husband re-
pain many of my friends are surprised, and
say they will send forsome of the "5DROPS''
Sample bottles will be sent to anyone on re-
ceipt of 25c. Large bottles, containing 300
doses: sl.00. For information write, Swan
son Rheumatic Cure Co., l64 E. Lake St.,
Chicago, III.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
HOw's ThiS3

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure
d. j. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tons and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, O.
Walding, Kinnan l. Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. Price 75c per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free. = -
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
6,434 Letters a Day.

The John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, received 6, 434 orders Feb. 26, which IS
a monster day, but they expect to double
this number by the middle of March. The
firm is having great trade in its specialties,
potatoes, speltz, Bromus Inermis, Rape, Big
Four Oats, Three cared Corn and earliest
vegetables. There is wonderful demand for
onions, cabbage, peas and bean seed this
bage, the earliest of this kind in the wide,
wide world, are having tremendous sale.
The firm above mentioned is large adver-
tiser and use weekly newspapers tells
the story.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
Homeless Bachelor.

"What did Mr.. Cummings say to you
last night, Clara, when he was trying to but
ton your glove?'
''Why, he said any man who made gloves
that wouldn't button easier than mine ought
to give up the business"
s'Well, dear, take my advice and don't
waste any more time in that direction.''-
Stray Stories.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
Man Puzzle Educator.

Is Iowa as large as Maine? Which is the
Pan Handle State? What state is bounded
by four straight lines? These and many
other questions relating to the geography
puzzle sent out by the Chicago Great West
ern Railway. 1t is disseeted map of the
United States printed on heavy cardboard
and the puzzle consists in putting the pieces
together so as to form complete map. 1t
will be found interesting and instructive to
old people as we'll as young. It will be sent
to our readers sending 10 cents to F. 81. Lord,
G.. P. and T. A, Chicago Great Western
Railway, Chicago, ILL.,, mark envelope "Puz
zle Department"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
Not So Sure.

At dinner in rockingham lately, a royal
academician stated to the company the Gu
rious fact that sugar and sumac are the
only two words in English where su is pro-
nounced shu. There was much interest
ling was heard from the other end of the
table: 'But, are you quite ure?-Chi-
cago Chronicle.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
Our Increase Of Insanity.

Much discussion has been aroused lately By
the alarming increase of insanity Our high
rate of living Is the cause assigned. In the
rush for money, both men and women neg
lect their bodies until the breakdown comes.
The best way to preserve health is by faith
full use Of Hostetters Stomach Bitters. By
curing all stomach ills, this remedy prevents
nervous breakdown. It is also an excellent
medicine for constipation, dyspepsia and
biliousness
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

Any man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh. Ca
tarrh swell-nigh universal; almost ON
nipresent. Peruna is the only absolute
safeguard known. A cold is the begin
ming of catarrh. To prevent colds, to
cure colds, is to cheat catarrh out of it's
victims. Peruna not only cures catarrh,
but prevents it,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
The Crouninx slieht.

An Atchison man has been henpecked dur
ing the greater part of his life by wife and
five daughters. Against his will he has been
obliged to take little homeopathic pills when
he would have preferred quinine, to attend
Baptist, and recently his women folks COM
PEELED him to be vaccinated by woman doc
tor.-Atchison Globe,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

All families should provide them,
selves with a copy of DIR. Hartman's free
book entitled winter Catarrh." This
book consists of seven lectures on ca
tarrh and la grippe delivered at The
Hartman Sanitarium. It contains the
latest information on the treatment of
catarrhal diseases. Address DR.. Hart
man Columbus. Ohio
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

Geo of
~ afflicted uM catarh for years. My catarrh
located chiefly in head tried many remedies qutou zpaa
applied to several doctors, but they not able to
learned OF the remedy Peuna, through the daily newspapers.
taking the remedy for Is qeek entirely my
permanent, has wears since mas cured
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

Thirty minutes is all the time required te
dye with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Sold by all druggists.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

Charged to nt-Father-"You're al
together too extravagant, sir. Now, what
did you pay for that suit you've on you?'
Son-"Oh, say, pop, you must think I'm a
chump. "-Detroit Free Press.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
s1.oOO.OOO In Is Years:

Read the story of the Million Dollar Pota-
to, also of Rape, Bromus, Speltz, Scared
Corn, ETC., all great money makers for the
farmer, in John A. Salzer Seed Co.'s, La
Crosse, Wis, catalog. Send l0c. postage for
same and 10 rare samples of farm seeds.
Largest Vegetable Seed Growers in the
United States. Ikl
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

"First come first served" isn't saying how
welI.-Chicago Dispatch.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

One vice gathers others like rolling
nowball.-Atchison Globe.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

Fortify Feeble Lungs Against Winter
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

To Cure Cold I'm One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets AL
druggists refund money it it fails to cure. &c
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
WOrkzznQ
Women

are Invited to write to
Mrs. Pxnkijhan, for free
advice about their health
Mrs. Pinkk1bas,, Is q w0-
man.
IF you have painful
periods, backacheS or
any Of the moro serious
Ills Of women, write to
Mrs. Pi1kthaz,,; she has
helped s,1xlfifudeS. Your
letter will he sacs'eoyy
confidential
Lydia E. PLnkhan,'s
Vegetable Compound IS
known wherever the Eng
Msh language IS spoken.
Nothing else can possi-
bly, he SO sure to help suf-
ferij,g women. No other
medicine has helped SO
many.
Remember this when
something else IS suB-
gesfod.
Mrs. PLnkhan11S ad1
dress Is Lynn, Mass.
Her helping hand Is
always 0ufsfre6cl1ed to
8uffas,lpg women
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
Michigan Salt.

In Michigan last year 4.75e.253 barrels
OF salt were manufactured, an increase
of 5s7,337 over 1898.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

Low Rate Home Seekers Excursions.
The Missouri Pacific Railway and Iron
Mountain Route are now running series Of
excursions to the West and Southwest.
Tickets on sale March 9th and Goth, April
ers, time cards and illustrated pamphlets on
the various states mailed free on application
to 81. c. Townsend. G. P. & T. A., St. Louis.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

Piso's Cure is a wonderful Cough medi-
cine.-Mrs. W. Pickert, Van Siclen and
Blake AYES. Brooklyn. N. Y, Oct. &c, '94.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

Deaf and dumb married folks should Ger.
tainly be unspeakably happy. - Chicago
Daily News
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

Corns are about the only things that will
cure young man of the small boot habit
Elliott's MAGAZINE,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

The international & Great Northern rail-
way SENSING out map OF
cellent production of the map engraver's
art, both artistically and geographically. The
map is made on an unusually large scale, and
is as near perfect as to details as it is pos
sible to make it. Mr.. D. J. Price, general
passenger and ticket agent of the system,
at Palestine, Texas, is sending copies of
this map to anyone who asks for it and en-
closes seven cents in stamps to pay postage.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
Was 1t Suicide?

"0S ~ SuACAOcs
Brakeman-The trainboy dropped dead in
the baggage car a few minute ago.
Confederation fellow! Heart trouble,
suppose.
'1 don't think 50. He had. one of his
own cigars in his mouth at the time.''-
Chicago Evening News.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

Wee are the people the Bushmen.-Ya
Record.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

You can't tell how strong affection is by
its sichs.-Chicago DISPATCH.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

The proposition of the T. NJ Roberts Sup
ply House, Minneapolis, Mimi, found else
where in this issue, should be accepted at
once, by everyone. 81 big packets Of garden
seeds for few cents, and fine knife free.
When you write them mention this paper.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08
VIA IRON FOUNTAIN ReV1E

The Worlds Sanitartum and Au-Yesr-Round Pleasure
Resort, reached only via this line. Elegant EoGalu
Sublime Scenery; Delightful Climate; Healing Hoe
SPRING. Pullman Buffet Sleeping Cars, without change
from st. Louis Reduced Round Trip Rates al yea1
round, from all coupon points in the o. g. and Canada
~For descriptive and Illustrated pamphlet, v14ss
Company's agents, OF n. c. TOWNSEND, General
Passenger and Ticket Agent, ST. LOUIS, no.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

She latter the proposaD-'sYo know
papa is not rich He (philosophically)-
"Oh, well, I'd rather take his chances than
mine ''-Harlem Life
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-03-08

He slept like child. and sometimes
in his sleep he laughed like one who
has a pleasant dream.-Ch Chicago Trib-
une.
Arizona republican., 1900-10-29
THE POLICY OF FRANCE
Premier Rosseau Outlines the Gov
 ernmental Program.

Paris, Oct. 2S.-N. Wdldeck RorsscIu today delivered at Toulouse tn anx- iously awaited speech outlining the I,oI- icy and programme of tin government in anticipation If the re1sSembIing of parliama n;. The occasion was tin la = ing of the corner stone of the new bar racks. Toulouse was sally decorated and Rousseau Was met by tn mayor. senators and other officials. The arch bishop If TJulpus- and ncrals of the army delivered addresses assuring him on behalf of in" army and clergy of r. spCct for himself and attachment to the republic.
 Replying. the pT5 micr said: ''The army awakens too many hopes not to be cherished by the country. We are too jealous of th.- fUtur- pf the army not to strive To make France not m, re- ly follow the progress of other nations. but to Outsrip them" At banquet following the laying of the corner stone he r-fe1red 10 the gloomy situation prevailing when the cabinet took of fice-''Nith agitation increasing and nationalism engaging in daily battles with the police
 
 are ! adin= France to ruin, when really it would be no ,NaGScration 10 say We have saved her from ruin" AlludinS to the "Dreyfus stigma" he said that the judgment given in complete inIe- p,ndence and decision mainod re- spected. but at the same tims humanity had found satisfaction ''in a measure of Clemency which has been ratified by tn, g, nerous heart of our great coUn- try.
 II enlarged upon in" necessity for d law regulating associations, d measure directed against religious "rS9niza- tions. and dilated upon the danger at tending tn reorganization "f imm- nse properties in the hands of such "rgani- zations saying: The XiStcnce of such rival power within the state constf- tut-s an intolerablr situation which de manIs immediate solution
 Ii announced that the government would introduce a hiTI for "ld age D nsions and conclud, d with a per"ra- tfoH on the sIuIies of France that elicit ed trem,nduus applause
Arizona republican., 1900-10-29
THE PRINCE WAS SNUBBED
Hohenlohe Tells Why He Resigned
 the ChancellOrship.

Berlin. Oct, 2S.-Prince Hohenlohe, in conversation with a representative of the Associated Press. made some inter- esting statements regarding his res iSration of the chancellorship. Al though expressing himself with great caution. he cited as the principal req son for resignirg the fact that he had noted for some time d growing desire to ignore him on important occasions. He admitted that his increasing deaf ness had made it annoying for Emperor William to converse with him. While the prince would not say precisely what recent occasion particularly empha- sized this inclination to ignore him. he asserted that this was the immediate cause for going to Hamburg with the written request to relinquish his official burdens. This. he said he presented in person to Emperor William, who seemed astonished. but who replied that in view of the advanced age of the prince he wgUld nc. urge Irrm so re consider it. N also appears that his parting with the kaiser Was afrs ction- ate. and that both remain OF good terms
Arizona republican., 1900-10-29
\ FEW HOLD OUT

IIaziet"n. Pa. Oct. 2S.-Thr l., high and Wilkesbarrc Coal company has not yet compiled q with the demands of th. anthracite miners. but it is said th Y will do SD by November 1. when work wilI b. resumed. There will be no re- sumption of work in the MinevilIe col fiery. Operat by the Van WickIc es- tate. except at the old wages. as the officials state owing to an aSre. ment with the Pennsylvania railroad they are unable to pay tn advance. Tn Van WickIe company grant.d the in crease at it's other cOllieri $, the Cole raine and Silver Meadows. It is said that the Calvin Pardee company. op- erating mines at Lattimcr. will not re- employ the men who struck before the mine closed down.
 TRAINMEN MAKE DEMANf'S.
 On the DeIawaro, Susqu hanna & SchuylkiH railroad the fir men have
Arizona republican., 1900-10-29

and to the chief executive thus far and no farther
 This talk about 'despotism' and 'dcs- pots and airs of eastern putentatcs, the exercise of royal powers. govern ing without the consent of the gov erned. King George the Third and the like. is not all new in respect to the government of unorganized territories of the United States. All these phrases and epithets were used and applied to Jefferson and his administration of the newly acquired Louisiana purchase under the bill signed by him anI drawn by Madison. The same is practically true of Florida, when. following the Jefferson precedent. it's government was debated. An amendment prOvid- ing that all he principles of the con- stitution be declared to be applicable to the said territory as paramount acts was voted down. Webster indorsed the same theory as to Florida in 1928.
 But these Pnpulists and Boxers set up d sort of Joss and then desecrate our saints calendar by labelling it St. Jefferson.
 ''rhe Philippine question is a problem to be solved by the congress so far as the whole territory is concerned IL may be determined to withdraw the flag as in Cuba. But in no place on earlh must that flag be hauled down under fire"
Arizona republican., 1900-10-29
W. ". COOK HOME
Arrived at II O'clock Last Night Af
 ter Terrific Ride.

Mir. W. w. Cook. father of Joseph Cook. an account of whose sad death appeared in yesterdays issue. reached home at II o'clock last night. after a rcc"rd-bres king horseback and buggy ride from the range on Squaw creek beyond his ranch
 EIs"n Huntingdon. who left here with al buggy after Nr. Cook at 9 o'clock Saturday night. arrived at Jack Gibson's ranch on New River. forty miles distant. at 12-3o Sunday morning and put his team up To rest. Charles Davis. who Followed him on horseback. reached there about 6 o'clock Sunday morning. After a few minutes rest Davis pushed on tr Cooks ranch Du upper New River. a distance. of tvcn.y ! miles. hoping t1 find MT Cook b-rnr,. hc went ort for his days riding on the range. In this he was disappointed. Sn inc pressed "u over the hills till he came tu Nr. Cooks horS. hcrIer He took th- horse hrrier'S job and th. latter went "U after Mr. Cook. He found him att ;:,.A yesterday afternoon about twenty miles from the ranch house and rllJt- cd his sad message.
 Mr. Cook tarrird for but few particU- lars. but dug the ruwclS into his horse and rode as rapidly as possible over an awful trail. reaching his house in an hour and half One who knows the country well remarked last night that an ordinary rider consumes half a day in crossing that trail.
 Six o'clock last evening found him at Gihson'S, another twenty miles nearer home Mr Huu-inGtnn's team was in readiness and they set out at one. ! arriving here at II o'clock last night. as noted above. covering the last forty miles in less than five hnurs This . made a total of eighty miles for Mr- ! Cook in seven and half hours. al part of the way over d friShtfUl road
 Mir Cook. of course. was greatly dis ! tresSei over the news. but bore his ] sorrow manfully. His arrival was too ! late last night for the perfection . of funeral arrangements. but th- ] body has be embalmsd and it may hc 1 rossibI that the funeral will he de Ia yed several days longer to await inc arrival of Mrs. Cooks mother from Indiana. The services will be con dUcted by tn pastor of the Presbvter- ian church. of which Mrs. Cook is a member, and wh re Joseph was ar at tendant.