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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

self well repaid.
II have now used Peruna for about
three months and feel completely re-
tuvenated. / believe l am permanent
" cured, and do not hesitate TO give
unstinted praise to your great remedy,
Peruna."
The causes Of summer catarrh are
first, chronic catarrh; second, derange-
ments OF the stomach and liver; third,
impure blood.
Such being the case anyone who
knows, anything whatever about the
operations of Peruna can understand
why this remedy is permanent cure
for summer catarrh. 1t eradicates
chronic catarrh from the system, invig-
crates the stomach and liver, cleanses
the blood of all impurities, and there
fore permanently cures by removing the
cause-a host Of maladies peculiar to
hot weather. The cause being removed
the symptoms disappear of themselves.
''Summcr Catarrh' sent free to any
address by Tho Peruna Medicine Co.,
Columbus, Ohio.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Supreme Court sustains the Foot-Easc
Trademark.

Justice Laughlin. in Supreme Court,
Buffalo, has ordered permanent injunc-
ton. with costs. and full accounting Of
sales, to issue against Paul B. Hudson.
called "Dr. Clark's Foot Powder and
also against a retail dealer of Brooklyn,
the Dr.: Glarks Foot, Foot Powder. c which is
Imitation and infringement of Foot
Ease" the powder to shake into your
ly advertised and sold all over the coun-
try. Allen S. olmsted. of LIE Roy. N. Y.
is the owner of the trademark Foot
Ease" and he is the first individual who
ever advertised foot powder extensively
over the country. He will send sam
pie Free to any one who writes him for
his trademark and renders all parties
liable who fraudnlently attempt to prof
Using. in placing upon the market
spurious. and similar appearing prepara-
ton, labeled and put up in envelopes
and boxes like Foot-Ease. Similar suits
will be brought against others who are
now infringing on the Foot-Ease trade
mark and common law rights.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
TWAIN AT THE rELRPHosE.
The Humorist Used Shocking Ian.
guage But Managed to- Wriggle
Ont nj the VSpnr l,V~ 81 r a ~

The Humorist Used Shocking Ian.
guage But Managed to- WrigEle
Out of the Trouble.
While living at his home, in Hart
ford, Conn, Mark Twain was one
morning deep in the composition of
some humorism from which he expect.
ed good deal, when he was called to
the telephone. He told the servant to
receive the message and bring it to
him, but in few moments was in
formed that the party at the other end
of the wire wanted him. Provoked at
the interruption, Mark Went to the tel
ephone. and, after "helloing" for some
time without an answer, he used some
language not generally seen in print,
but which was certainly picturesque.
While thus. engaged he heard an an
swer in astonished tones, and recog-
nized tile voice of an eminent divine
whom he knew very we'll.
''Is that you, doctor" questioned Mr.
Clemens. II didn't hear what you
said. My butler has been at the tele
phone, and he said he couldn't under
stand you.'
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
q Chi..n.n on !. wheel.

e
a Chiaarnan on : Wheel.
According to the Chinese habit Of do
ing most things backward, a visitor in
Shanghai says he fully expected to see
the first Chinese cyclist he came across
pedal backward. ITO our astonish-
ment, Z he wrote. "he rode forward in
the proper manner. His attire was
such 5Aas is# not easily forgotten. The
baggy trousers were hauled up over the
knees. disciosing % pair ofsshiny sticks
sswathed IN dtshfags or something: This
was done To prevent his trousers from
tearing IA ths chain. Bari tset on rub
bsr pedals yelioss bal foon shirt.
bnagtngs ont like tthie spinnRker 81 q
8racing yacht. and q yihg nj tail under
atsnali Tin IN /; topped b 4
baton, v II w 1thy merchant,
~ ~ told. and Loo Ned "a 4 wheeling
4 nth him & A sptts e hts
1lothes l3lltaio NsNs u.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
6be AbYssi,,fu,1
Boasts Of Being a Christian.
But His Christianity IS Bogus

like), but narrowing to sharp point.
1t is worn on the right side, and thus
when mounting a mule or horse, he
always does so on the right. or of side.
Besides these weapons. he uses in war
fare large, round. basin-shaped, en-
.bossed leather shield. often, ornamented
with silver work.
He boasts of being a Christian, but
the Christianity he processes is only
in evidence 1.-The keeping of feast and
fast, though q few, very few compare
lively, attend church on early Sunday
mornings. in response to the call Of a
doleful, cracked-pot sounding. tolling
bell. Whatever is the cause, the Abyss
sinian has deteriorated. for apparently
he is a much worse liar thief, and
cheat than his neighbors about his bor-
ders.
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/. ]. PRINCE |. ! HARRY ]. /
AFTER sEcURlNo a FoRTUNE
FROM A NINE
Ae Set Ont to Spend 1t and succeeded
90 Wen That He Was Soon Reduced
Q Poverty and Ended HIS Llfe with
. Bullet. a#

ii. ! 70 q =
The old saying that % fool and his
money are easily parted" never per-
maps received better illustration
snan IN the career of Prince Harry of
tombstone. His real name was Hen
~ w. Bennett, and he rose from the
estate OF tattered mining prospector,
worth less than $500 altogether, to the
possession Of $4,000 in a few months.
For seventeen years he had searched
Ior mines In Arizona and New Mexico.
ne had lived among the Navajo and
0oki Indians, and had subsisted on the
most primitive fare for weeks at a
time. In the course of his wanderings
ne located ledge Of sulphurets, that
49, combination of gold and silver
ores mixed with base metal-that was
IN the summer of 1877. The Apaches
were particularly hostile to white men
mat season. and Bennett got out of
Cochlse county before he had chance
10 90 much work on his claim. Later
tnat season Ed Schoeffelin and Rich
ara Grid located the famous gold and
silver mines of Tombstone, about
mile away from where Bennett had
Quit up the piles of stone to mark the
corners of his mine. When the STAN
peoe began to Tombstone, Bennett was
one OF the first ones on the scene. He
set about developing his own mine. the
Boston, and by pick and shovel he
soon laid bare enough Of his ledge to
snow that he had fairly good mine.
rom bstone was growing at the rate
OF LOCO Inhabitants a month, and the
people were mine crazy. In a few
weeks he sold to George Hearst for
$4,000 cash down.
1t was practically the only money
Bennett had ever had, and he was be-
side himself with Joy. He went to Ell
Paso, Texas. and put his money in a
bank. Then he began to wonder how
he was going to have the fun he had
planned during all his long years of
prospecting and hardship. It was days
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The Abyssinian is pretentious and
domineering to his interiors, yet
cringing and obsequious to his super
Tors. His business being that Of b sol
der. he is more or less. though at times
energetic. a lazy individual. He.
though not a trader. n willing to take
service as mule driver and caravan
help, but he will always shorten his
days work as much as he can. His
inseparable companions #are his rifle.
cartridge belt and sword. The first Is
often of the most Anticipated pattern,
which, even when mule driving and
performing long marches, remains
with him. carried over his shoulder
His sword Is strapped tightly to his
waist. and Is = characteristic one, be-
ing short, very much curved (cimiter-
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

before he realized that he was really.
rich. He went into the bank half
dozen times the first week to make
sure that his money was there and
was awaiting his order. He knew
poor Mexican woman In Paso del
Norte. Mexico, whom he had long adj
mired, and he went across the Rio
Grande and married her.
Bennett Starts in to Spend.
Some one told Bennett that he was
fool not to hurry up and enjoy his
money, and he started in to spend it.
Bennett and his bride went to Dem
yer and San Francisco and exchanged
their cheap old clothes for the finest
that money could buy. They kept tall
ors and dressmakers busy for weeks
He bought eleven hats and trunkful
OF shoes for himself in San Francisco,
and he told the dry goods merchants
to give his wife two dozen of the finest
dresses to be had. The couple had
one room Of the suite they lived in at
the Baldwin Hotel filed with trunks
and boxes Of their newly bought
finery. In one day Bennett bought
some $4,000 worth of diamonds for
himself and wife, and they gave tips
of IS and $40 for the simplest service
to the hotel servants.
firing of San Francisco, Bennett
and his wife went down to Tombstone,
determined to show the population
that they knew how to lead fashion
in the mining camp.
They went to New Orleans for the
Mardi Gras celebration in 1881, and
seven trunks of clothing went, too.
The couple lived in the most costly
suite at the st. Charles hotel. On that
trip Mrs. Bennett saw opera glasses
for the first time. When the couple
returned to the mining camp each had
an opera glass of solid gold, and they
seldom drove out behind their we'll
known team of white stations that
each did not carry gold opera glass
and occasionally survey the country
through it. On that trip, also, Bennett
and his wife learned that some rich
people bathed in perfumed water.
They, therefore, bought scores of bot
ties of the finest Partisan perfumes,
and neither ever bathed without pour
ing liberal quantity of perfume into
the water.
That was about the beginning Of the
end. When his last dollar was gone,
Bennett ended his life with a bullet.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
r."-MRs. MARY SMITH, Arlingtoa,
"DzAs Mrs. P1rKnAM:-1wa.s ,ckfa

"nzAR Mrs. PrNKHAM:-Iwas sick for
two years with falling of the womb, ga
Inflammation of the ovaries and bladder.
was bloated very badly. Ny leftAnh
would swell SO could not step on ny
foot. Ihad such bearing down pains I
could not straighten up or walk across
the room and such shootingpa wonld
go through me that thought ooul0
notstand it. My mother got me q bottlo
OF Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and told me to try it. took dx
bottles and now, thanks to your won
derful medicine, am we'll woman. =
-MRs. ELSIE BRYAN, Otisville, Mich.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
SACRED HEART COLLEGE.
Watertown. Wiz.

Watertown, Wis.
We call the attention of our read
ers to the advertisement of Sacred
Heart College, Watertown, Wis, which
appears in another column of this
paper. This institution is branch OF
the great University of Notre Dame,
and aims to fit boys for entrance to the
university courses as well as to give
them thorough training at moderate
cost. For the parent of limited means
Sacred Heart College fills long felt
want. Founded in 1873, it has gone on
increasing from year to year until now
it ranks as one of the foremost COL
leges of the middle west.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Anything Goes.

"What sort of a man is your ideal:"
asked one summer girl of another.
ooh, l like tall, fair, intellectual
types" was the answer.
We'll, that is just my style, tco,"
said the first speaker.
But when the short dark and BRAIN
less youth arrived at the hotel, he ap-
peared to fill the ideal all right.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
I Peru's Vast Mineral Produe.

The soil Of Peru contains the larg-
est number Of mineral species 1t Piu-
ria, IN the north, petroleum and SUI
phur; silver, lead, copper and coal In
the great mining basin of Cerro dc
Pasco, in central Peru and phosphate.
quicksilver. auriferous grounds and
borax at Arequipa. Caraba1a, n the
south q AZ the present time the NUM-
Der q mines 81 exp loitation d $500,
employing q, 600 workmen. Tho value
sof ore haa Increased BY more than so
PEE cent within tho last two years. ~
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
UNIVERSITY OF NoTRE DAME,
Notre Dame. Ind.

NOtre Dame, Ind.
We call the attention of our readers
to the advertisement Of Notre Dame
University, one of the great educa-
tional institutions of the West, which
appears in another column of this
paper. Those of our readers who NAV
have occasion to look up a college for
their sons during the coming wear
would do we'll to correspond with the
president. who will send them a cata-
logue free Of charge, as we'll as all
particulars regarding terms, courses
of studies, etc.
There is a thorough preparatory
school in connection with the uniyer-
s!ty, In which students Of all grades
will have every opportunity of prepar-
ing themselves for higher studies. The
Commercial Course, intended for
young men preparing for business.
may be finished in one or two wears
according to the ability of the student.
st. Edwards Hall. for boys under
thirteen. Is an unique department of
the institution. The higher courses
are thorough in every respect, and STU
dents will find every opportunity of
perfecting themselves in any line Of
work they may choose to select. Thor
oughness in class work, exactness in
the care OF students, and devotion to
the best interests of all, are the distin-
gushing characteristics Of Notre
Dame University.
tlfty-six years of active work In the
cause OF education have made this in
stitution famous all over the country
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Best for the Bowels.

No matter what ails you, headache
to a cancer, you will never get we'll
until your bowels are put right.
CASCARETS help nature, cure you
without a grippe or pain, produce easy
natural movements. cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back.
CASCARETS Candy Cathartic, the
genuine, put up in metal boxes, every
tablet has c. G. c. stamped on it. Be-
ware of limitations.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

cure for that
common phase
of summer ca
tarrh. known
as indigestion.
Miss Kennedy
says:
II found the
c o n t i n u a l
change of diet
incidental to
eli hit yea IS
travelling COM
pletely upset
m y digestive
system. In con-
sulting several
physiciansthey
decided l suf-
fered with ca
tarrh of tn e
stomach.
"Their pre-
scriptions did
not seem to
help me any,
so, reading of
the remarkable
cures effected
by the use of
Peruna / decid-
ed totry it and
soon found nv
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Millions for Base Ran.

year for base bail, but large as this Is,
it cannot equal the amount spent in
search of health. We urge those who
have spent much and lost hope to try
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. 1t
strengthens the stomach, makes diges-
ton easy. aud cures dyspepsia, consti-
patton, biliousness and weak kidneys.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
A Case in Point.

"What little things often turn the
current of n mans life and save him
from disaSter..''
"Have you had such an experience"
Eyes; once Twas going to St. Louis
to live, and couldn't get a pass
Chicago Record.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Inst Week to
NOrthwcstern Inyentora

Stewart Circross. Grafton, N. D.,
aerial wheel; Lorenzo J. Cody, Duluth,
MIMI. steam log holder; Williams
Dorgherty, Fountain, Mimi. garin
sieve; Catherine T Dukes, Huron, s.
D.; Hugh G.. Macmillan, st. Paul,
Minn., sGspenders; James Martin,
Howard Lake, Mimi, device for over
coming dead-centers; Edwin II. Nc
A million of dollars are spent every
Henry. st. Paul, Mimi, track guage.
ssys. oil Z sl2 Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Pau,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Why He Read 1t.

"Have you read Bcrus' latest book,
Boiled Brains:'" "a
Eyes,
STYLE"
II DON'T
what did you read his book for?'
Because l knew some blamed fool
would be sure to ask me if had read
it."-Chicago Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Cause of the Coldne..,

= Edith-So it's all over between you
and Harold?
Ethel-Ycs; gave him $40 to bet for
me on Pocahontas yesterday.
Edith-Well, Pocahontas lost.
Ethel-Yes; and the mean thing
wouldn't go to the bookmaker and ask
him to give me my money back-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

No. Oaion needed In HIS Kerchief.
Undertaken Ito bystander at funera)
/; Are you one OF the mourners Z 4
Bystander-1 am, sir.
MISUNDERSTANDING relation to the de-
ceased
observation-disclosures at all-but he owed
me $5.-Chicago News.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Farm MORTGAGES Lonn..

"VW MUrtEUKc EUunN.
In amounts ranging from $500 90 to SIC, ooo. 90
on choice improved farms in the western part
Of North Dakota.
Write us II You have money to invest, and
we will be pleased to send you description of
loans, rates of interest, etc. Personal exam
ination Of all loans We have invested nearly
one million dollars in farm loans in North
Dakota since 1881. without the loss of dollar.
North Dakota Land and Loan Co..
Rugby, n. d.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

There is only one box man gets
into that he does not ask his friends to
help him out of, and he would then if
he could.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Information While You Wait.

Mr.. 1. N. Ventor of Waverly writes:
Il have invented a folding bed.
Please tell me how to get it in the pa
per-"
Fold bed. Unfold paper. Then wrap
Baltimore American.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Read the Aayert,..m.,..

Read the Advertisements.
You will enjoy this publication much
better If you will get into the habit of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford most amusing story, and will
help you in the way Of getting some
excellent bargains. Our advertisers are
reliable; they send what they adverL
tise.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
HEALTHY WOMEN.

Mary J. Kennedy, manager of Ar
mour & Co.'s Exhibit at tho Trans
Mississippi Exposition at Omaha. Neb.,
writes the following of Peruna, as a
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Up-to-Datc Tactics.

Sergt. Finnegan ION the skirmish Mne)
Study, me byes; sure, they be too far
off yit, but when they git furninst the
bushes there. thry few blank cart
ridges at 'em until yees git the range.
Life.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

To Cure Dandrun Quickly
use Coke Dandruff Cure Money refunded
il it fails, SO why not try ito
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.

There are some men on earth to
whom even hades would be paradise
If you believe them.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

Because q man earns money by It
does not make It work; because be
does not, does not make it pay.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

Many causes induce gray hair, but Parity HAr,
BALsAM bringa back the youthful color, a -
H1sDERcosas, the best cure for corns. lscts. H.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

It's long lane that has no turning,
but some turn SO much they waste
space
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

has an equal for coughs and colds.-JoaN p
BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind. Feb. Is. 1900
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

AS a man grows older he gets lust
as contradictory and obstinate as he
was when he was yourg.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

Did You Ever Run Across
an old letter-ink all faded outs Couldn't hsy,
been Carter's Ink for it doesn't fade. e
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup.
Eor cndren teethng. softens the gums, reduces In
uammaN0o aUaSs pain. cures Wind collie. Csc botflo
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Un.Amerfcan.

First Boston Boy-Yes; father pun.
ished me severely yesterday.
Second Boston Boy-Indeedi Sons
parents have such radical views about
government without the consent of the
governed.-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

All play and no work makes Jack az
dull boy as all work and no play.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

There are three things that need to
be well trilnmed-a lamp, a lawn and a
woman.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

Every cloud has a silver lining; th
trick is to detach 1t.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

When cycling, take bar of Whites Yu-
eAtan. You can ride further and easier.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03

There are race horses, horse races
and owners. III \ 31
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Be a philosopher; but, amidst all
your philosophy, be q man.-Hume. &
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-08-03
Easy Monthly Payments

NATIONAL NOVELTY CO.,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-12-23
HOT TINE At WATERFOWL
NUDGE BENNETT ADJOURNS COURT
AND WALLOPS AN ATFOR-
NEY'S JAW
RIGHT OVER THE JURY BOX
EWent the Counselor, Propelled by
the heavyweight Justices Good
Right Arm A Challenge
Promptly Accepted.

I SIOUX FALLS, S. D., Dec. 22-There
was a very sensational occurrence in the
circuit court at WATERFOWL during the
trial of the Casserly habaes corpus case.
The Casserlys have experienced domestic
infelicity, and the husband brought an
action to recover possession of his three
children.
Judge Julian Bennett, desiring to bring
about a reconciliation between the pa
rents, adjudged the husband entitled to
the possession of one of the children,
leaving the others with the wife. George
w. Case, register of the United States
land Office at Watertown, is attorney for
Casserly. He at once drew the order III
accordance with the judgment Of the
court and desired Judge Bennett to sign
it. This the judge declined to do, and
z Case pressed him to do so. Judge Ben
nett then remarked: There is no use of
: 'beefng it, 1 viii sign the order in my
own good time" and made some other
statements not at all complimentary TO
/ Mr. Case. The latter said: Judge Ben
I nett you can address me in this manner
from the bench, but were court not in
session I would not tolerate such a state
ment from you" Whereupon the judge
sprang up, exclaiming, This court is adj
journed," and, lunging out with his right,
! knocked the attorney clear across the
jury box. Case came up with a chair and
! succeeded in breaking the judges eye
glasses, but the combatants were sepa-
rated by the attendant attorneys
Judge Bennett is a lawyer of distinc-
ton and was a Democratic candidate for
supreme judge in the 1899 election. Mr..
Case is a leading Republican politician.
ically in the Northwest, weighing nearly
400 pounds