The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-09-13
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out II.
Some people have 50 much patience
with themselves that they never sue
coed IN anything.
Jinks-There's one good thing about
spoiled children. Bnks-Whats that;
Jlhs-une never has Them in ones
own hog~e.
Il don't see what you Ike about this
fiat clarn." well. Clarence. il is the
only one we've looked al thai its our
Navajo rug. Chicago Record
\ false front: Pa. our new dog is
awful d'ceitful.n How. Tommy
Why. when he banks ri people lie
Mags his tail "-ehitago Record.
Teacher ,susplciouslyi-NAo wro;e
your compositions JohnEyt Johnny
My father Teacher What all Of ~
Johnny. Nom; | helped hiin.-fruth-
Fair Painter hope you don't mind
my sketchlng In your field: Farmer
Lord. no. missile. You keep the birds
of the peas hetter'n a ordinary scare
crow.
Sure Pat and why are ye wearin
yer coat butioned M loike hat on a
warm day loke his" "failh. yer riv-
erenee to holde the shirt OF haven't got
on Punch.
Now. honestly. Maud. didn't Jack
propose last evening"? Why. y-c-e-s!
But how did you guess 4 noticed
that you didn't hive that worried look
this morning
Real Cruelty: oh mummy. do come
and speak to johnny: he's twradiug On
all the worms in the garden How
unkindr' "Yes. and he wont let me
twead on any. King.
Nls.tor-What WAS the matter with
the man they Just brought in? Doctor
Stuck his head through pane of glass.
ylsltor-llow did lie LOOK: Dorfor-His
face wore an injured expression.
Curious Villager-Ay, Sandy an We
wis wounded AT Magersfontelnf Whit
wis We struck WI? Sandy tired of an-
swering questionsl-I was struck WI
wonder when Kent | wlsna killed.
Evidence: Friead-I suppose the
baby is fond of youf Papa-fond Of
me- Why. he sleeps all day when I'm
not at home and stays up all night just
10 enjoy my society Brooklyn Life.
Magistrate you mean to say such
physical wreck as he is gave you
that black eye: Complaining Wife
Shure yer worship. he wasn't a physi-
cal wreck till be gave me tn black
eye
Papa" said Willie, why did you
buy golf coat?'' TO play golf in, my
SON. said Mr. Willis. Did you need
IL" "Of course | did" Then need
topcoat TO play tops in. | seen 'em
advertised"
Teacher (endeaYoring to explain the
meaning of the word harness What
does your father put on the horse?
Small Boy his face brightening,-
Please. sir. e puts on all e can if e
thinks it'll win.
At the Summer Hotel: "Who is that
NOhhS " hAAfA " nv - tb'H7
ing the plates across the room? Is he
a student. too?. Yes. He holds the
record in Haryale for discus-throwing."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A Natural Reaction iii Tragedy
understand the audience last night
was very cold? Lowe Comerdy-They
were at first, but when they began to
recollect that they had paid good money
to see the show they got hot.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Earmarks of Literary Ability: Did
that critic write any favorable COM
ment on your novel, BelindaF oh. yes;
he said my father had once met the
Prince of Wales and that we had al
ways moved in the best society."-In-
dianapolis Journal.
A Feminine Butter; And now, chill
dren," said the teacher, who had been
talking about military Notifications,
.can any of you tell me what is but
tress?" please. ma'am," cried little
Willie, swapping his fingers. 'lt's
nanny goatw-Philadelphia Press
Mrs. Brown must be going back to
the city at once; I've had three letters
from my husband In two days. Mrs.
you poor dear! know
Just how you feel; two would be susp-
ciously attentiye-but threel | really
am afraid he has been doing something
very reprehensible.-Bro Life.
The following birth notice recently
appeared in the columns Of Kansas
paper: Born, TO the wife of Jim Jones,
a boy. The boy fayors his old dad in
several ways, viz: He is bald. has a
red nose, takes TO a bottle like bum
blebee to q lump of sugar. and makes q
lot of noise about nothing. Selahw-
The yirtuous Clerk: Sign your name
here" said the chief conspirator, "and
the money will be paid you at once"
"Sooner than let my good right hand
sign that lniquitous document" said
the virtuous government clerk, Il
would cut 1t OIL But. fortunately. !
am left-handed." And he signed it,
Cleyelapd Plain Dealer.
Just Like Man.
Riggs Ito cabman)-What will you
70 q.