The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-01-21

see tn gloryous heights Nv Ding Dong
that ARE irradyatin' civilization like
| ouills upon TIL fretful porcypine, he says.
7 see rice, coffee. rolls, coceanuts, choice
seegars, oats, hay, hard and soft coal,
an Central Otis-an' there's a man that
rayspict, he says. see flowers bloom
In that was SUPERIOR to amy conserya-
tory In sPoolasky county, he says.
see TIL low an vicious inhabitants Nv tn
country, soon, 1 thrust. to be me fellow
citizens, an as I set there an watched
TIL sea rollin' up its uncounted m1llyons
Nv feet iv blue wather, an tn stars
sparklin' like lamp posts we pass IN Tn
night, as see tn mountains raisin' their
snow-capped heads FIR to salute tn sun,
while their feet extinded almost to tn
place where I stud, when l see all tn
glories iv that almost, l may say, throp-
zeal cline, an thought what gud place
this wud be FIR to ship base-burnln
parlor stoves, an mems shirtings to tn
accursed natives iv neighborin Chiny, L
saws so mesilf, ..Tbis is no mere mans
wurruk. A higher power even than Mack,
much as I rayspict him, is In this here
lob. We cannot pause, we cannot hest
tate. we cannot delay, we cannot even
sion" We must, in other wurruds, go on
with holy purpose in our hearts, tn
flag over our heads an tn inspired
wurruds iv A. jeremiah Beverage in our
ears he says. An he set down
3'Welb sir, twas great speech.
Twas a speech ye cud waltz to. Even
Younger men thin Snitor Beveridge had
nfyer made grander orations. In
throuble is tn sinit is too common FIR
| such magnificent sintimints; it's too COM
mon an it's too old. Th' young la-ad
comes firm home, where's he's paralyzed
TIL lithry society an tn debatin club.
an he loads himself UP with speech al.
he says to himsilf: 'Whin begin pegg1n
ar-round a few iv those vilots Ill make
| oil, Hoar look like Confederate money,
an tn pa-apers begin FIR to tell that tn
| infant Demostheens Nv Barrys Junction
| is about FIR to revive tn oratorical thra
| ditions Nv tn sinft an tn fire depart
ment comes up FIR week, an vets down
| tn capitol buildin'. TIL speech comes off
| they amt a dhry eye-ip tn house, an
tn. pa-apers say: Where's ye'er Dan'l
| Webster an ye'er Champ Clark now!
! An TIL young man goes away an has
his pitchers took on kaleidoscope. He
| has a nice time while 1t lasts, Hinnissy,
| but 1t don't las long. 1t don't las long.
| Tn la-ad has tn wind, BIT its endurance
| that counts.
9TH, wise old boys with their long whis-
| kers discusses him over tn sivin-up
| game an says wan Nv thin: What We
| think iv tn kids speech?' Twas good
speech says tn other 1T carries me back
| to me own boyhood days. made
speech just like that durin' tn Mexican
| war. Oh, thin days. thin days! lead
| tn, ace. Mike An afther while tn
boy Demostheens larns that while he's
| polishin' off his ipigrams, an'of guy, that
| spinds all his time sleepin' on bench, Is
| nolishin' him off. The man that sinds
| seeds to his constituents lasts longer
| than tn man that sinds thin flowers Nv
| iioouence an though tn hand iv Gawd
! may be in tn Ph'lippeen question, it
| hasn't interfered up to date in tn ser
eeant-at-arms question. An whin tn
Young man sees this he says sky whin
| he means sky, an not the fooled can
opy iv hiyen,' an he says 'Ph'lippeensS
an not th' gloryous isles Nv tn Passyfic,
| an bein' onto tn character Nv his fellow
sinitors. he munitions nobody higher IN
their presence thin tn steward iv tn cap
| itol. An he niyer makes speech but
whin he wants to smoke, an thin he
moves that tn sinite go into executive
| session Thin he's q rale sinitor. I've
seen it manny's tn time-th' boy orator
| goin' into TIL sinite, an comm out q
| def mute. I've seen a man that made
! sneeches that was set to music an play
"a he a silver cornet band in Ioway that
| hadn't been in congress FIR month De-
| fure he wudden't speak above Whisper
| oy more thin an inch firm ye'er ear
ssDo you think hiven STINT US 70 Tn
/ pb,uppeens?" Mr. Hennessy asked
ST don't know" said Mr. Dooiey' TN
| diyyle take thin.