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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
SOME FUNNY PARROT STORIES.

This parrots home was in a town, and
on fine days her master would hang her
cage outside the door.
Polly liked this and would crumble bits
of bread or any food that was given her
and drop II on the pavement beneath.
Then she would whistle loudly, and gen.
orally two or three dogs came rushing up.
Polly waited till they had almost reach
ed the dainties she had provided. and
then she would scream in a loud. shrill
voice. Get out. dogs!' And the dogs
would rush off without waiting 10 touch
the bread, much to her delight.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02

1t seems hardly creditable that China
centuries OF its existence as a nation
without Official diplomatic intercourse
with other powers until within sixty
years; yet such is the fact. For nearly
three hundred years commercial ma
tons were hammering at China's door,
but she turned deaf ear to all of
them. She desired above all things to
be let alone. But her resources were
TO vast and varied, her prospective CON-
meree too great, for her TO remain in
isolation while every other nation was
open to trade of the universe.
In 1904 the Dutch sent three ships to
China. but were not allowed 10 trade
Twice during the succeeding century
they tried TO break down the barrier,
but were repuised. though the Russians
were more fortunate. being IN a sense
China's nearest neighhors. In 1898 a
British embassy under Lord Mccartney
was we'll received at Picking, but anoth-
er under Lord Amherst in 1916 was re-
jected. British trade on the coast,
however, had secured foothold, but
under such restrictions that sixty years
ago the famed "opium war; seemed to
the Britishers the only way to relieve
the situation. That war f1S4O-2) re-
suited In the first treaty with Great
Britain, by which she acquired Hong
Kong and opened UP Annoy, Canton,
Fuchau, Ningpo and Shanghai as
treaty ports.
The talen existing ADMINISTRATION
Mr.. Tyi4k'swas not so slow to per-
oeive thu immense advantages to be-
derived (frogn commercial intercourse
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02

In by
A
dagree
plan.
and high rnand
tsha bsfze
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02

china. as not only was she at war with
France and Great Britain, but while
preserving or trying TO maintain 8 neu-
tral attitude. the United States was en-
tlrely in sympathy with the principles
for which her sister nations were con-
tending.
On December 7, 1858, President Buch-
anan transmitted to the Senate for its
consideration, with view to ratiAca-
ton, treaty between the United States
and China signed az Tien Tsin by the
plenipotentiaries OF both parties on the
18th Of June, 1858.
This treaty, known as the Ward
treaty. held in force for ten years-in
fact. holds to-day-but supplementary
articles were signed at Washington
July %, 1893, and ratified by the Chi
neSe government. These articles were
secured by our great diplomat, Arson
Buriin game, and were the first fruits
OF his famous mission around the
world, when, practically for the first
time IN her history. China was admit
ted 10 the sisterhood OF nations.
These articles marked the first off,
cfal acceptance by China OF the princi-
pies or international law and provided
IN general that the privileges enjoyed
by western nations under that law
should be secured to China, that nation
undertaking TO observe the correspond
ing obligations prescribed by interna-
tional law toward other peoples. Spe-
cfal provisions also stipulated for en-
tire liberty OF conscience and worship
Tor Americans IN China and Chinese In
America, for the enjoyrpezlt BY Chinese
America and Americans in CANA Of all
rights in respects TO travel and resi-
dence accorded 70 cifiz{ns og the most
nvored nation. tor silhilar reciproca1
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
Polly md the Chicks.

This parrots favorite amusement was
to catch its mistress feeding the chickens.
and when they were all busy eating Polly
would initiate the peculiar shrill cry OF a
hawk, and the chickens would scatter in
all directions. AS soon as they had clear
ed away the parrot would burst into peals
of laughter and then sitting down on
coop filed with trembling chickens would
in a voice choked with laughter;
You'll be the death of met
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
"Twenty Pounds for IA Boat"

Goldsmith tells a tale of a parrot be-
longing to King Henry VII.
It was kept in room overlooking the
Thames. and one day managed TO fall
into the water.
But Polly was quite equal 10 the occa-
sion, and Immediately called out: "A
boat! Twenty pounds for a boati' One
of the watermen picked 1t up and re-
turned the king his pet. demanding the
reward the parrot had offered
This was refused. but at last the man
agreed to refer the matter again TO the
parrot. But now that it was safe, the
bird was not so generous. for on being
asked how much should be given TO her
rescuer, she screamed: GIVE the lSnave a
groat!
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
ENCAMPMENT OVER.

DETROIT. September Tho ten- !.
biennial encampment, Knights CT
Pythias Uniformed Rank, formally
ended late this afternoon, after COM
petttive drills. Tonight the camp was
fast being dismantled.
The Burns cavalry troop, Of st. Jo-
seph, Mo-, and the Wheeling, w. Va,
battery of artillery were the only CO.'S
panies competing in those branches.
Each was awarded first prize OF $500.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
SATISFACTORY TEST.

NEWPORT, R. l., September L.
Among naval men there is discussion
over the first night test Of the subma-
rine boat Holland. operating against
vessel with searchlights The per-
fermance of the Holland was very sat
isfactory. 1t was impossible to pick up
the Holland though she came wfthin
$50 yards of the tug.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
"MiSsus is Master Here"

This parrot belonged to an old lady who
believed that II was a wife's duty to keep
her husband In order, and did it. Polly
quite understood this state Of affairs. and
If there arose any difference OF opinion as
to whether husband or wife should have
their way would give her decision. In a
shrill voice: "Missus is master here"
Then. as an after-thought, And so she is
everywhere
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
BIG INSURANCE DEAL.

CHICAGO, September 1.-The big
gest deal in assessment life insurance
ever consumTnated was closed to-day
in tine consolidation of the Northwest
ern Life Insurance Company. of Chi
cago, with the Mutual Reserve Fund
Life Association of New York.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
REUNION CLOSED.

CHICAGO, September with the
sound of Taps tonight at II O'Clock
the myriad lights Of the court Of honor
ceased to shine and the 34th annual
encampment of the G. A. r. came to
an official close.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
CEAFFEE TOSUCCEED WHEELER

WASHINGTON, September 1.-Gen.
Otis has been selected 10 the Depart
gneat of lakes, vacant next Monday by
the retirement of Gen. Joseph Wheeler
Gen Chaffee will be Gen. Wheeler's
successor in the list of Brigadier Cen
feralS
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
THE STORY DENIED.

WASHINGTON, September 1.-Mr
Adee, the Acting Secretary of State de-
MES the stories that there has been a
disagreement Of policy between the
President and Secretary Hay as to
China.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
weekly Bank Statement

NEW YORK. September 1.-The weekly
bank statement shows the following
changes: Surplus reserves increased 3d.
lS9. $50; loans decreased s55S. 800; specie in
creased 200; legal tenders Increased
1913. 900: deposits increased $3.50, 800; circu-
lation increased $4,000
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02

Shepherdstown Register.
The Register is one OF West virsinia's
liveI.est and most readable pspers. ard
keeps its readers thoroughly well posted
on all matters Of State interest
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
BRIEF NEWS NOTES.
Treasury Condition

WASHINGTON. September 1.-To-days
statement OF the treasury balances in the
general fund. exclusive of the sl50. 900, 600
gold reserve in the division OF redemption,
shows: Available cash balance s1SS, Az
SOC; gold, $6S. 2e3, 800
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
TIN PLATE SCALE Signed
by REPRESENTATIVES, OF THE
AMALGAMATION AND AMERICAN
TIN PLATE COMPANY.
MILLS WILL START AT ONCE

After u Prolonged IdIeness--Manu-
facturers Concede the U. 8. Gov
eminent Standard of the Base
Weight-Werkers Agree TO n Slid
ing Scale of Wages-Workers Are
Well Satisfied ana Are Happy.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02

When the serio lady sings Down Wliere
TIE Babies Sleep" he tiptoes In a reverend
attitude.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
John Hendricks.

Hon. John X. Hendrick, of Pa
ducah, who has been prominently
mentioned as a prospective candi-
date for the Democratic guberna-
tional nomination, is at the Lonis-
Vile Hotel. To a reporter of the
times Mr.. Hendrick stated this
morning that he would not be a
candidate,
Il do not feel disposed to enter
a contest" said he, ''in view of the
present condition of affairs. While
1 appreciate the compliment that
has been paid me by friends who
have been urging me to make the
race, i do not feel that l could
afford to neglect my law practice.
/ might win, and l might not. In
any state of the case it would take
up a good deal of my time. OF
course l would like to be Cover
nor. However, / have had some
pretty rough experiences in poll
tics, and don't want any more of
it."-Louisville Times.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
DON'T KNOW
Whether He Will Return to Ken
lucky or Not.

Indianapolis, Ind, May Nv.
S. Taylor, of Kentucky, arrived in
this city on an early morning
train today on his way from Wash
ington to Louisville.
"Will you go back to Kentucky,
if the decision of the United States
Supreme Court is against you?''
he was asked.
81 hardly think it would be the
proper thing for me to bo," Mr..
Taylor replied. "Yet now | cannot
tell what 1 shall do. My mind is
not yet fully made up on the ones
ton"
Taylor said he believed that
Youtsey and the others now accus-
ed would finally be set at liberty.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
CONFEDERATE VETERAN. !"
Low Club Rates Given With the Pre- {

The growth of the Confedera
Veteran, published by s. A. O.
bingham, at Nashville, Tenn, j.
remarkable. It's circulation Ct
eighty-four issues, monthly, agg~o-
gated to January, 1900, 1855 :
copies. Average for 1898, 1876 =
1894, l0,157; 1895, 1876; Is! p.
Ii, IA; 1897, 1915; 1898, 1915 /;
1899, 20,166.
Subscriptions for the Veter. n
will be received at this office. II
and the PRESS will be sent for ,,
year at the club rate of $1,60. J i
application to the PRESS, copies /
the Veteran will be sent to oil 4
veteran friends who are unable Ia
subscribe.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
TELLER FOR BRYAN
Under Hin. 1. Says, We wi a.,s. 81 i,
Administrator Such S, 4. s, the Re-
public Is Entitled To-, -

New York, May Sin Wash
ington dispatch to the World Sen.
ator Henry M. Teller, of Colorado
is quoted as follows:
/ left the Republican party in
1896 because of its adoption of q
platform favoring the gold stand
ard. | predicted then that it would
follow it up by establishing by
law a gold standard if it came into
power This it has done; adding
TO it a provision that will practice
ally destroy the greenback and
treasury note and turn over to the
banks the sole issue of paper mon.
ey in the United States
MONEY QUESTION NOT SETTLED.
'The financial question is not
settled by the passage of what is
called the currency act, and l be-
lieve that will be a question of
American politics until such time
as we shall secure proper bime-
tallic system. If l had not left
the Republican party in 1896 1
certainly should have left it on the
passage of the gold standard bill of
the present session. IfMr. Bryan
is nominated on a platform recog-
nizing the financial plank of the
Chicago platform of 1896, and /
have no doubt he will be, / shall
give him my hearty support.
ADMIREs BRYAN.
II believe he has very much
better chance for success now than
| believed he had in the contest of
1896. l think the American peo-
pie have become better acquainted
with his character, and none but
fanatics believe there will be any
danger in his election.
Personally l have high regard
'for AIR. BFyan.. shath an foIhis NOR,
al qualities and his great ability.
1 may not agree with him OH some
views, but he is honest and if cleo
ted will make a President that
will not be controlled by cliques
or caucuses or trusts.
SIN Mr.. Bryan we will have an
American Administration such as
this republic of ours is entitled
to-"
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
A POINTER.
uinsrsl Lands In this Section Com
msnding Good Figures.
BOUGHT FOR $3.50, SOLD FOR $4,000.

Two deeds recorded in the coun-
ty clerks Office last week show the
interest manifested in the mineral
lands in this section in stronger
terms than words could express.
On April 14th, according to one OF
the deeds, Mrs. M. j. Franklin sold
to Harry Watkins IA acres of land,
on the waters of Deer Creek, and
adjoining-xhat is known as the
Holly land, for $4,000. On the
10th day OF Nav, Harry Watkins
conveyed the Same tract of land to
Clyde Msilldf, Of Birmingham,
Ala: Tor IS, 0O0,Oo. gThisland oc-
cupies almost a central position in
the lead, zinc and spar belt of the
county, and according to the u
rich geological map of the county,
it is about seven and a half miles
northwest of Marion. 1t is on, or
nearly so, the LaRue vein of lead
and zinc as shown on the map.
No statement has been made as
to Mr.. Meillar's intentions or
plans, but it is reasonable to sup
pose that he will at once begin de-
veloping this mines. No extensive
work has ever been done OH this
property, but, as it is one of the
main veins, there seems to he no
question as to its value.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
First District Republicans.

DThe,First Congressional District
Republicans in their convention
at Paflneah last week recommend
cd Senator Deboe, W. s. Taylor,
w. O. Bradley and A.. S. White,
colored, as delegates from the
State-st-Large to the National
convention. John G. Gates, of
Princeton, formerly a Democrat
and attorney for the L. G. railroad,
and Rev. Ridley, colored, of Trigg
county we're chosen to represent
this district in the national con-
vention.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
Masonic Ceremonies.

On the first Sunday in June, il
being the third day of the month
Zion Hill Lodge No. 371, F. & A
M, will hold a procession over the
grave of Bro. II. N. Lamb, deceas-
ed, at Marion, KY, at 10 o'clock
a. m. Everybody come out. The
MasoMs of Crittenden and adjoin-
ing counties are earnestly request
ed to meet with us.
j. l.. Rankin, Master.
G. @. Wathan, Sec'y.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
Presented With Aprons.
G. @. Wathan, Sec'y.

Zion Hill Lodge No. 37l, F. s.
A. M, Weston, KY. extends
thanks to Mrs. @. G. Moreland, of
Fords Ferry, KY, for the beauti-
full aprons presented to the lodge
for the officers. Each apron bears
the emblem Of the station to which
the officer fills. Mrs. Moreland is
great believer in Masonry and
rsachss.out IN that direction as
far as she can. Again we thank
Mrs. Moreland.
Zion Hill lodge, No. 81. F.& M
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
Tradewater Bridge.

The contract has at last been
made for the construction of an
iron bridge across Tradewater at
Bellville. Out of eight bidders
the contract was awarded to the
Champion Bridge Co., last Thurs
day for $500. 1t will be remem-
bered that 81, 800 was appropriat-
ed by the Fiscal Court for this
purpose and the remainder was
raised by popular subscription,
nearly all of it having been sub
scribed by the business men of
Providence. The structure will be
worth much to the farmers of Crit
tenden county and also to the bus
mess interest of Providence, The
contractors, we understand, agree
to have the bridge completed by
Sept. st.-Providence Record.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
BADLY HURT.
Fred Lemon Meets With q Serious Ac
cldsnt, and Nay be Permanently
Crippled.

On Wednesday of last week, as
he was going from his home in
Shady Grove to Providence in a
buggy, Fred Lemon met with a
serious accident-One that may
make a cripple for life. The horse
he was driving became frightened
and while endeavoring to hold
him one of the lines was broken,
and finding that his only safety
was in jumping from the buggy,
Mr.. Lemon made the leap on a
rocky hillside, and one of his legs
was broken at the ankle and the
bone driven into the ground; the
small bone of the leg was badly
shattered for Two or three inches
above the ankle; the other ankle
was dislocated. 1t was first thou
ght that the foot would have to be
amputated, but it was set in plaster
of paris Thursday morning and at
last reports the injured man was
getting along fairly well. The
break so near the joint, it is fear
ed, may make the ankle perma-
nently stiff.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
OLD STEAMBOATMAN.
Captain Dsmron Died at His Home in
Evansville Saturday.

Captain James A. Damron after
an illness of week died at his
home late Saturday afternoon after
intense suffering.
Captain Damron was 81 years
old at the time of his death. He
was native of Point Pleasant, w.
Va, and when quite young man
moved with his parents to CALI
polls, Ohio, where he resided until
1852 when he located in Smith
land, Ky.
At Smithland Captain Damron
learned to be pilot. He was in
the hands of Captain Marine Dan
iel, one of the old-time steamboat
men of his city.
Thirty-six years ago Captain
Damron came to this city and So
cured a position on the steamer,
Superior, as pilot.
The next boat on which Cap
tain Damron secured a berth was
ON the Quick Step. After serving
as master of the craft for several
years he was employed by the
Evansville and Paducah Mail Line
Company and given charge Of the
steamer Joe Fowler. This was
twelve years ago, and until he was
taken sick Caption Damron never
missed a trip. AS captain of the
Fowler he made nearly 1900
trips. Evansville Courier.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
NO DECISION MONDAY
- a NsNy ~ Z q ~ -
The kentucky Contest Cases Go
~ Over Another Week.

WASHINGTON, May r4The Supreme Court crowded
long before when court opened to day All the Kentucky
berS Congress there Joe Blackburn and Senator Debo
there The interest Kentucky cases,
decision confidently expected Each thought the
deohwoud next Telegraph operators waiting
paper reporters seped aenve decisions announced 9TH
cases Kentucky never The adjourned
without saying word about the Kentucky
Justice that the would adjourn until the
I'll and then until the 49, tits expected that the decision will
nounced Monday, though may uut the 49,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
DOES IT PAY TO BUY Cheap

A cheap remedy for coughs AID
colds is all right, but you want
something that will relieve AMI
cure the more severe and dange.-
Gus results of throat and lung
troubles. What shall you dop Go
to warmer and more regular eli
mate? Yes, if possible; if not poe
sible for you, then in either case
take the only ONLY remedy that
has been introduced in all civiliz-
ed countries with success in severe
throat and lung troubles, Dos
chee's German Syrup" 1t not
only heals and stimulates the It's
sues 10 destroy the germ disease,
but allays Inflammation, causes
easy expectoration, gives a good
nights rest, and cures the patient.
Try one bottle. Recommended
many years by all druggists in the
world. For sale by r. f. Haynes.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
Card of Thanks.

l desire to return my most sim
cere thanks to the many friends in
Marion and to the physicians and
the minister for their kindness
and devoted attention to our dear
husband and father during his
fatal illness. We ahall ever cher
ish their many kind deeds and ex-
pressions of sympathy.
Mrs. A. ID. McFee and children.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
A Keen Clear Brain.

Your beft reeling, your social position
or business success depend largely on the
perfect action of your Stomach and Liv-
or. DR.. Kings New Life Pills give in
creased strength, keen clear brain
high ambition. A % cent box will make
you feel like a new being. Sold by j. II
Orme, druggist.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
Petersburg, Ill.,, Oct. ID, 1899,

Pepsin Syrup Co., Monticello, Ill.
Gentlemen Our baby Esther has
never tasted drop of medicine other
than DIR. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin for
more than year. 1t entirely cured her
Of constipation. She is a lovely child
and since gave her your medicine she
has been perfectly healthy, altho' she
had not well and strong until we began
using it, We know of others who are
using it.with equally good results. Wish
ing you success.
Gratefully yours,
Mrs. G. A. Truckmuller.
Sold by J, II. Orme and II, + Haynes.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17
The SEEMING Law.

The law against seining in this
State is as follows:
@That it shall be unlawful for
any pesSon or persons to catch OF
destroy fish in any Of the running
watsfs kes OF ponds, other than
.pl4vaiS buds Of THIS, State, by
FisSass s'seiae, nek other than 1
dip-neMs drag or trap, excep'
streams forming the boundry line
between this and other States,
Any one thus offending shalh on
conviction, be fined in sum not
less than twenty-five dollars nor
more than fifty dollars, for each
offense, and cost of prosecution" "
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17

In Constipation HERBINE affords a
natural, healthful remedy, acting prompt
ly. A few small doses will usually be
found to so regulate the excretory func-
lions that they are able to operate with
out any aid whatever. Price 30 cts ct
Oyms's drugstore.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17

BALARD'S SNOW IMMINENT
cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Headache
Sick Headache, Sore Throat, Cuts,
Sprains, Bruises, Old Sores, Corns and
all pain and Inflammation. The most
penetrating Iiniment in the world. Price
% and Scots at ome's drugstoss.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17

Sunday was the hottest May ID
in twenty eight years at Chicago
and thermometers registered as
high as 80 as far north as Winnie
peg.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-05-17

The oculist of Evansville
Ind, after all absence of over
seven months will again visit
Marion.
Patrons who want to con-
suit him on account Of eye
trouble viii find DIR. Ravdin
as before in DIR. J. r. Clark's
office, from May 70 to Goth.