The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1900-12-28
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to have the reputation Of being so good
naturedf7 Easy enough. She never
cultivates any opinions Of her own
Brooklyn Life.
did that girl encourage you anys"
well when / called she didn't appear
herself. but she sent her mother in TO
see me instead Of her father. Indian
apollo Journal.
Suggestion.-Wife II We need a new
set OF china, dear. This one is nearly
gone. Husband-Why don't you wait
until we get a new cook and start even?
-Harpers Bazaar.
Does this climate agree with you"
said the sOlicitOus person. VERY sell
DOM" answered the man Of serious
mein. I'm a professional weather
prophet. "-Washington Star.
Tommy-Pop. what does it mean 20
fritter your time away: Tommy's Pop
oh, that's just another way OF ex-
pressing the futility OF arguing with
Philadelphia Record
what makes you look 50 gloOmyy'
Il just had an awful shock" Did you.
reallyT Yes, just heard a man who
IS the same age as myself referred to
as old philadelphia Press.
Isn't that prominent politician some
thing Of an egotistT7 Il think 50; he
won't even let his wlfe's photograph be
taken without his bust in the back
( ground. indianapolis Journal.
Johnny! Johnny. You're 50 noisy.
I'm going to have rubber soles put on
all your shoes" That's great. ma!
And. oh. ma! get me some rubber ell
bows. o.'-Indianapolis Journal
mo, Tommie, dear. you don't get any
more jam. Next time. when you have
been a very good child. you get some
more" Say. mother. do you think 4
viii keep so ong:"-Brooklyn Life.
Mrs. Smlth-sO Hattie is going to
marry Mr. Stickker, after all? Mrs
Brownies. she was forced TO it. It
was the only way Of ever having an
evening TO herself.-Boston Transcript.
why do you leave your windows
open at night? Aren't you afraid Of
burglarsf" Yes, that's the reason. II
keep the windows shut they'd proba-
bly, break the glass" - Philadelphia
Press.
His -Costigan-Casey hozn't
drank a dhrop since he took out the
accident policy" Cassidy-Whoy; Cos
tigan-He sez he's noticed thot it's al
ways sober men thOt gifts hurled
Judge.
Husband - 1 see they're advertising
bargains in patent medicines at Kuti
& Prices drug store. Wife-Isn't that
too aggrayating? There isn't a thing
the matter with any of us.-Philadel
phia Record.
Compensation - Cleverton find
nowadays that if a man wants TO marry
a girl he has to work till he gets her
Dashaway-B If it's the right girl h'
doesn't have 10 work afterward.-
Brooklyn Life.
4 suppose you have been a good boy
/. said the youngsters uncle. We'll,
was the answer, Il haven't had to be a
q good as usual. You see. we only hav,
I one circus a summer nowadays
r Washington Star.
= "She used to say he was a man o
1 very strong viii power" Yes, tina
was before they were married" AM
: how does she put it nowT Now sh
says he's as stubborn as an ox."-Chi
g cago Times Herald.
/ Jones-She's a fne-loOking woman
d and then such a splendid carriage sh
hasl Smith-Splendid carriageg Cues
q there's some mistake. Never knew he
. to ride in anything but the trolley cars
e Boston Transcript.
= what are you buying all those trap
t fory' Doctors orders. He tells N
l need a little recreation and insist
e that l should go duck-hunting wit
Il him." Huh. Seems to me that's a sOr
Il Of quack remedy. philadelphia Pres:
Tess-I thought she was going l
l. marry old GOtrox. Jess-She was, by
she broke the engagement. Tess
What for? Jess-When she accepte
him he told her she had put new life I
him.--Philsdelphia Press.
II I'VE are just holding a love feast,
u said young Mr.. Linger. audaciOusly.
q Mr.. Frisbie. when that father OF an eI
[ gagged daughter put his head in II
< parlor doorway at 11:25 p. m.
Z thought It must be a protracted nee
q ing" said the old gentleman. as
L withdrew.-Harper' Bazaar.
Mrs. Newrich-That Mrs. Hyart is
u stuck-up thing. I know just as niue
about music as she does; she needn
get funny. Mrs BrOwne-Why. VIII;
II has she done? Mrs. Newrich-Oi 81
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