Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-08-09
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"He and Carruthers cleared the bot
ties and things off two tables, and
lifted Patsy on one and Andy on the
other.
"'I'm afraid, SIR Carruthers began,
as he got out some withholding in
strument, but Sir Miles ses:
30, they're strong-they'u stand it.
And, anyway, I don't care
'''They touched Andy with the in
strument in the back. A terrible pain
darted through him, he said; the worst
he had ever suffered, and he couldn't
help screaming. Then they tried it on
Patsy, and he suffered the same
I" 'Pooh!' ses Sir Miles;. turn on a
stronger current. I'm deeply indebted
to these gentlemen for this oppor-
tunity.'
"sAnd that fend,' went on Andy,
gave us another dose worse than the
other. The5pain was something awful
"How long it lasted they couldn't
say; but. at last the two torturcrs
whispered together and then went to
backs.
"y'Good heavens, sir-look!' ses Car
ruthers. WED better send for the doc
tor or
"'No,'' ses Sir Miles; TN, give them
a note to take to one of the hospitals
in town. They're in, no danger for an
other six hours, and they can almost
walk it in the time
'sHe sat down and wrote it, and then
Patsy and Andy were set loose. They
looked awful, they, said, and Sir Miles
gave. them a stiff dose of brandy.
''sNow, gentlemen he ses to 'em,
I'm very much obliged to you for COM
ing here. I have been enabled to carry.
out an experiment that will make me
famous. Hurry off to London as quick
as you can, and give this note.to one of
the 'ospital surgeons. The doctor you
give it to will understand, from my let
ter how to cure you; but if you don't
want to be paralyzed for life, you'd bet.
ter get to London in less than six
hours
Nov, I'd been getting in a funk, sir,
waiting for 'em. I expected. them back
inside half an hour, and they'd been
gone more than an hour. My nerves
We're like a jelly, and was just ready
for a bolt when I heard door slam. I
knew then there was sonnet thing wrong,
and started off; but before could get
into the road my two chums came down
the drive. You never saw anything
like their faces, sir! 3. 4
." We're done for! ses Andy If We
can't reach the 'orspital in three hours
We're dead men!' ..s..s. $50, al. -. II
"Bit by bit, sir, as we few.alongI got
the story out of 'em. 1t made me feel
quite sick, sir, and thankful was tn 1T
I'd hurt my hand. and WASH there.
Il got 'em to town in about two
hours, but that didn't comfort EN-.
The pain was something awful, they
said.
81 told 'em at the 'orspital that my
two mates were in a hallway and wrnt
ed attending to immediate, and d a
note about them for the head doctor.
There was very little delay, for every
body who saw their faces knew they
must be pretty bad.
They were taken into the receiving
ward, and the doctor came, and I gave
him the note. He read it more. than
once, it seemed, and he pulled some of
the wriest faces I've ever seen.
"'Let me see your Backs he ses at
last. so you fell into Sir Miles Har-
ODDS clutches, did you? Lucky to be
alive!' #n
"He examined their backs careful.
and, it made them breathe fl ee when
he said: We'll, you came in time. I'll
just put blister on you, and you'll be
all right in a day or two
"He put on the blisters, ard then put
Sir Miles note in an envelope and
sealed it.
s-s' 1T is not necessarysto come here
again. he ses; but tomorrow you can
go to the nearest chemist. give him this
letter, and he'll know what to do for
you q, %.@
Eve all thanked him, and then went
to Andy'saplace. When the whisky bot
tie was on the table we felt better. We
relieved our feelings for good half
hour by threatening how we'd be re-
venged on Mr.. Miles.
"And then Patsy proposed we should
see what he said in the letter. can't
remember it now word, for word, BUTT
was something to the effect that the
writer, Sir Miles Harold, had caught
the bearers in the act of stealing his
plate, and had determined to frighten
them.
"It was great success, for, though
all he did was to prick their backs with
a bundle of needles, and then redden
the skin with some carbolic acid, they
believed their life was in jeopardy I'M
less they FASTENED to 'osspital. Would
the doctor who read it carry, the joke
a little farther and blister them?
II wanted to laugh, but I was afraid.
At last Andy jumped up suddenly,
cussing something awful, and pulled
off that blister; and Patsy did the
same. And then laughed till nearly
killed myself, and at last they laughed,
too.
GIVE never heard, ANYTHING tO en1a1