The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-11-16
Editorial and Otherwise.


Be truthful under all circumstances.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Marriage is "plumb" failure some-
times.
The less girl bushes the more she
tans.
Happy the man who is nero to his
own family.
One kind thought spoken is worth two
left unsaid.
Eating ones own words is certainly an
indigestible effort.
Selfishness is usually to be found in
young women and old men.
The man who can't keep secret isn't
worth much for anything.
The man who is driven to desperation
usually assists in the driving.
The trangressor of the law sooner or
later gets caught.
Charity without string to it is the
right kind Of charity.
No one is useless in this world who
lightens the burdens Of it for another.
Few men have ever made an occasion;
but occasions have made many men.
A. detective says there is more craft
upon land than there is upon water.
A prominent druggist say that men use
more hair dyes than women.
| A man ought to be strictly honest in
politics as well as in everything else.
| A man who is so close that he would
skin flea for its hide and tallow will
bear close watching.
Some women when they 60 seeking
are easy to please. Any sort Of thing
with pants on will suit them.
A. woman's politics are shaped about
like woman's bundle.
Lots of men you would never suspect
are not only married, but in love.
Every man has pet corn on his reli-
gious belief and bunion on his politics.
If either man or woman were perfect
neither would ever have need of the
other.
Some women marry only to become a
superior sort of maid-of-all-work.
Visit family where there is baby if
you want to listen to conversation re-
| stricted to one tonic.
You are never sorry when you have
refrained from saying something mean.
Women not only cross a bridge before
they come to it, but they are first-class
bridge builders.
The first man who ever ate raw oys-
ter probably did it when he was trying
to commit suicide.
The unhappiest people in the world are
the ones that nobody ever says anything
against
Probably If a donkey could talk it
would 60 around arguing that the horses
ears were too small.
An old bachelor says the difference
between firmness and obstinacyis is mere
ly matter Of sex.
What a noiseless world this would be
II women were as quiet all the time as
they are when it comes to telling their
age.
The census report shows the popula-
ton Of the United States to be 76, 80, go.
This is an increase of l3,sl4,6 $50 since the
last census.
A good deal of pretended friendly
criticism partakes of the nature Of SLAM
der.
The minister Of the gospel who is not
free from the taint Of jealousy scarcely
deserves to be called sanity.
TO turn against friend when he can no
longer be used for the accomplishment
Of personal ends is the acme Of baseness.
Many believer who processes to live
by the Golden Rule shows by his conduct
either that he is deceiving himself or
that his application thereof is a hollow
form.
Only mans philosophy will enable
him to bear the burdens imposed upon
him by the philosophy Of others.
Women have limited amount of con-
ceit, but men invariably have it in un.
limited quantities.
Love is seldom confessed until the evi.
dence reaches the stage where making a
confession is merely matter Of form.
A lump Of camphor in your clothes
press will keepssteel ornaments from
furnishing.
When man and woman are made
one, the question is, which is the one.
Sometimes there is long struggle be-
tween them before the question is finally
settled.
| A sanitary Testament for the use Of
cpurt-rooms has been put on the market.
is bound with white celluloid instead
Of leather, and 1t can, therefore, be
washed and disinfected from time to
time.
The natives Of Hawaii, be they ever so
poor, never steal or beg. These offenses
are confined almost exclusively to the
Portuguese residents Of the Island.
A boy killed himself in Chicago the
other day because he thought he was
"too ugly to live" Some people who
think thep are "too sweet to live" might
follow his example,"
"Jndge not that ye be not judged, for
with whatsoever measure you meet 80
shall It be measured out to you.n Re-