The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-01-20
DELAYED THE WEDDING TOUR.
Sad story of n Young Mans Downfall
on the Night of His Mar
rlage.

There were a whole lot Of sensational
features at recent swell wedding on
the West side, which, for obvious rea-
sons, never got into the society columns
of the papers. They are too good to re-
main in obscurity, however, and are
here related, the names, of course, be-
ing fictitious.
Hawkins was the groom, and the bride
was the only daughter of wealthy
family, who are fervent members of
the Methodist church. After the cerc-
mony reception was held at the house,
the departure of the young couple on
'aeir wedding tour being set for 1880
O'clock About $3.50 o'clock Hawkins
stole away from the house to a saloon
about block away.
AS ii happened, two of his acquaint-
inccs, who had not very high opin-
ION of him. and had grudge to satisfy,
were in the saloon. They noticed Haw-
kins' full-dress suit, and he, in an UNI
wonted burst of generosity, asked them
to take something
"Giye MS n small bottle of cham
pagnS," said Hawkins.
Ns.Why all these togs?" asked one Of
the men.
Been getting married. responded
Hawkins. 1.-THE old folks are teeto-
ta'ers, and it was pretty dry around
al the house, so Iiust slipped out to get
u bracer. You know | seldom drink
anything, but feel pretty nervous to-
night"
The two acquaintapces congratulated
Hawkins, and in honor Of the wedding
insisted on buying another bottle Of
wine, which was followed by another.
BY the time the third b0ttle had disap-
Feared, Hawkins insisted on fourth,
AID when that had been disposed of he
was decidedly overcome. 1t was then
1890 o'clock.
Better go home, Hawkins, said one
of his companions. ,
Hawkins wept at the suggestion.
Coin SHAY in here" he announced.
''G.v's mother bot'l'.'
The bottle was duly finished. after
which Hawkins sat down in chair and
went to s,eep. The other two men,
who were pretty gay by this time. be-
gan to undress the unconscious BRIDE
white tie then his shirt and undcrshirt,
after which they replaced his vest and
coat. Then they removed his shoes
and stockings, after which they put his
;hoes on. Last of all, they BACKED
Hawkins face and then they reused him
from his sleep.
"Come on. Hawkins. well walk around
to the house with YOU" they said and
| almost carrying the staggering Haw-
Lins they sailed out, one Oh each side Of
him.
When they reached the house there
was scene. The bride was standing
on the steps. almost distracted, and her
parents had blood in their eyes. The
wretGhed Hawkins was Obvious TO
everything. however, and had to be car
ried upstairs and pnt to bed, while the
bride had a fit of Mysteries and her
mother snapped out: II told YOU
you'd regret this. Inever was satisfied
with the match"
AS thetwo conspirators left Hawkins
room after putting him to bed, the
mother-in-law stopped them and asked
how he had got into such a disgraceful
condition. They professed entire ig-
norance.
1--WE were coming along Madison
street they explained, 'when we saw
him sitting on the curbstone, with a
lot of boys tormenting him. We drove
the boys away, and after finding out his
name and address brought him home.
lie is an entire stranger to us
How Hawkins squared himself is not
known, but he did eventually, and the
wedding tour began two days later
than the date set for it. 1t is believed
that the teetota principles of his wife's
parents have been adopted by him, as
he has not been known to take drink
since that ight.-Chicago Inter Ocean.