The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-08-03
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The Premium List of the Fair which
is to be held under the auspices of the
Yale Agricultural
Premium List Association on the
Fair Grounds in
Almost Ready. Yale, on Septem-
Der 18th, 10Th, and
Goth, is almost ready to issue. Work on
the same is being done in this Office,
and the booklet will be pushed to COM
pletion az rapidly as possible. In a few
days we hope to have it in the hands of
the FAIR officers for distribution. You
will no doubt receive copy. Read it
carefully, and then set your stakes TO
capture some of the premiums offered.
You may not own a fast horse to trot
for big money, but you have something
worth bringing to the Fair and that
may take premium.
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1t was we'll that due and timely
warning was given through the local
press about the new
That whistle that was GO
ing to toot on the
Whistle power house. 1t
footed all right e.
nough, and the man who would not
be reused for fire by it is so far be-
hind the age that he wouldn't be rous-
ed by Gabriels trumpet. The whistle
is a decided improvement on the old
one, and after a few vocal lessons, will
no doubt serve its purpose. But the
lessons in voice culture must not be
omitted. At some important crisis it
might, after the manner of some PEG.
pie, excuse itself because out of prac-
tice. Why not practice the whistle the
same as the fire company does the
hose.
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It's all the rage in campaign years to
coddle the farmers by showing interest
in his health and hap
The Farmer Rules piness. Politica ly,
he's a factor once in
The Ranch. four years. Every
one of these millions
of farmers is charged with voltage of
votes, and these count if the farmer
doesn't. But isn't the granger factor
in all years and times? Let him sus-
pend, and how many others must shut
up shop? If he raised no crops whole
cities would starye. The machine man,
the merchant, the agent, the dealer,
would all haye long rest. Even doc
tors, undertakers and tombstone men
would find the shedding thin. There'd
be nothing coming in to sell; nothing
going out sold. If grangers would lay
off, do nothing, raise nothing for one
year, then we'd find out where we're
at. He's deal more than a voting ma
chine to be hired bya few hand-shakes
when needed.
Something is going to happen, and
IT'S of q matrimonial nature. You
may guess, and you
Guess may guess again, but
you're dead sure to
Who It Is. widely miss the
mark. Those who
show signs of jumping the broomstick,
or who are suspected of a desire to do
so, can be easily guessed. But in this
case, he, yes its a gentleman, is the
last one in the whole pile to be even
There comes q time when
even the unexpected happens. A man
may go through life scot free of
measles, mumps and such like COM
plants; but loye is sure to catch him
at some stage of the journey. 1t may
not in all cases force him to commit
or break out so that
friends will know he has it: but how
ever latent, the thing itself is sure to
have tug at his heart strings. We
dare not hint the who, nor even indi-
cate with q backward. motion of our
thumb the where. And as to giving
the initials of the fortunate lady-she
also is old enough to be discreet and
and it would be fearful
strain on our friendship to drop a
pointer. Both parties have long pass
ed the age of discernment, in fact are
lodging along the border line of des-
peration. But guess who, and when |
you guess rightly we will wink.
Buy your harvesting gloves at s. |
q Co.'S.
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