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| WOMAN SAID THIS.
Man is not saint
Not by word or action,
But sinner though he is.
We love.him to distraction.
The epigram producing wiseacre who
said truth lies at the bottom ofa well''
lied, as truth never lies anywhere.
Sugar and ice are luxuries to most
people but in Kentucky they rise to the
dignity OF -Kopjville Ex-
cuse.
A California writer who has Just been
married for the 9th time says love is a
fusion of-matri--cere- -Sancti-acri-
ali-mony.
A barley whiskered Kansas editor re-
fers to political l-conscience'. just
immagine one of those mixed up in Colo
RADIO politics
The statement Of the Prince of Wales.
that he is "Colonel eight times over"
will no doubt make the Kentuekiaus'
Colonelistic blue blood turn green with
envy.
Hetty Green says the most money she
ever made in one day was only 100000
But Hetty is only about 65 and should
not become discouraged as the future
may be brighter.
1t some enterprising capitalist would
start laundry at Aspen the folks up
there would not have to resort to the
humiliation Of sending a special train
down to Glenwood each week to take
care of that business.
A dispatch states that J. 8. Tanning, q
Utica. N. Y. sharpshooter "killed 218
clay pigeons without q miss" The So
ciety for the Prevention OF Cruelty to
animals should take this matter up and
see that the villain referred to receives
his just punishment.
ASH WIN LATIN.
OF all these pr Lty summer girls.
| - wish it were my lot
10 know which ones are graduates
And which CT them are not.-Gazoot.
The editor of Trinidad paper has fig
ured out that it will cost him $3.50 to 60
to Glenwood and get dish of strawber-
ries but he overlooked the fact that the
Columbine band will be there, and then
he can take bath, see the tiger and
several other things too.
The tailors union Of st. Louis objects
to the new church ruling that hereafter
members need not kneel in prayer.
While the weilders OF the needle may
not have 30 many trousers to crease he
will no doubt be kept on the jump
patching up clothes worn out by back
sliding.
They say that Simp Harps new baby
gives forth discordant sounds at all
hours Of the day and night. Maybe the
little Harp's vocal strings need tuning.
Sentinel Shortcakes. Simp says he
will have that female band from the
Junction put his little Harp in tune
when they come to Meeker on the
Fourth. Rifle Riveille.
In extolling the virtues Of departed
contemporary an Arizons editor says
He believed in bribery on the theory
that it is sin to waste good money,
paid his debts that he might be free to
borrow again; ate scrambled eggs with a
knife and used napkin from boyhood
aad never hesitated even to pick his
teeth or chew gum on the Streets"
Abraham G Dixon, an old book worm
Of Omaha, Nebraska, is writing a new
translation OF the Bible in which woman
is placed on an equal footing with man
l-Gazoot. II Abraham's scheme works
and downtroddep manhood can justly
assume to be at least the equal to wom-
an the masculine breast OF humanity
will beat sweet discords to the praise
and everlasting memory of he from
Omaha.
cURIosIT1Rs OF SCHOLARSHIP.
At advanced education he tolls with a will
And the wondering neighbors draw near.