Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-02-16
SUNFLOWER SEED.

Arkansas City prohibitionists propose to close
the joints.
The Newton Kansan says Harvey county
Jury once returned this verdict: "We find the
man who stole the horse not guilty.
Senator Jones will offer free coinage sub.
stitute for the pending currency bill. He Will
make the Republicans 60 on record.
According to the Atchison Globe, when
woman of that city has moved in society three
weeks, she calls her soup "bouilloin."
A couple of weeks ago, the discovery of coal
in Nemaha county was reported According to
later report the county now has found lead
and zinc.
Several persons at Salina claim to be among
the heirs to anlestate of $3.50, 900, 900, in Eng
land. The estate has been in the courts hIn-
dred years.
The Atchison Globe says when the people Of
that town want to have an unusually gay and
social time or take pills, they put it off till Sat
urday night.
Avertisine garden seeds while blizzard is
blowing and the snow flying takes heap O
nerve but some Kansas dealers seem to have the
required nerve
JUDGE Fisher, of Wyandotte county, tackled
the divorce docket the other day, containing
twenty-nine cases, and disposed of the whole
batch in one day.
II seems that Ed Howe, Of the Atchson
Globe is not having much success in his endeav-
ors to induce "Govenor' Taylor, of Kentucky,
to Join his "Don't Worry" club
Austin Neal demands to know if Mayor Good
lander, Undertaken Goodlander, Host Goodland-
or and Chairman Goodlander, of Fort Scott is
one person or four.--Kansas City Times.
A woman at Columbus has sued the city for
$1s 900 because her husband got snakes III his
boots at Joint which was allowed to run, the
CITY officials making no effort to stop 1t. Hers's
hopin' the woman will win.
Dave Leahy, of Wichita, says be would like an
onnertunity to run somebody's national bank
for week the way he thinks Jesus would run it.
We'd like to see Dave run the Standard Oil
Rank Cages pet bank in New York, that week.
A. P. Riddle, ex-lieutenant- governor, says:
.sBowersock's objection to putting hshway
over his dam is not so much because he thinks 1t
would iniure his water power as because the
fish are needed there to supply brain food for
the Athens of Kansas"
BROTHER Neal missed some OF EN-. There
ore also, Lumberman Goodlander, Elevator
C.oodlander and Miller GoodlandeT. They are not
one and the same person, either, but come near
H. They are both "cut" from The same piece
Of cloth-are father and son-,nd they are
busters.
Atchison Globe society note: "Mrs. Lysan-
der John Appleton finds so many whist clubs in
existence that to be member Of a whist club
&c commonplace She therefore announces that
che will organize an operation club; only those
who have been operated upon by surgeon to be
e,igible. The high Offices will be given OF
oo,rse TO the women who have had more than
two things cut out of them.
An old timer in Wichita informs the Eagle
that It was twelve years ago on January that
Vansas had the worst blizzard the state has evei
ssen On the night of the 9th the sky wa:
olear and the weather calm. The next morning
.be air was thick with sharp snow, SO fine tina
tle fierce wind from the north drove 1t righ
throuoh an ordinary overcoat. 1t WAS so OBJ
nrecs;vely dark all day that only few even o
,he old timers, ventured away from the hous'
~ do the ordinary chores OF winter day, ant
!, nany cases those who got any distance ava,
tom home were lost IN the slow and eithe
t.o1e to death or lost a footGor hand.
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