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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11
IL worried Like a Oharm.

1t Worked Like n Charm.
One of our exchanges gives the
following account of certain
young married man, who, in order
to save himself any Inconvenience,
when he had his house remodoled
included an automatic bath tub.
The tub was so arranged that he
could lie in bed and by pushing a
button the door opened and bath
tub would glide from the next room
to the side of his bed, and then all
he had to do was to roll over into
the tub and take his morning bath.
The other day he was showing a
party of gentlemen friends over the
house and when he came to his
room he said: "Let me show you
my automatic bath tub" He
pushed the button. There was q
scream, and here the tub came sail
ing into the room with his wife in
it. She now takes her bath in the
wash pan.
Lace Curtains, embracing all the
latest novelties at Tippetts Such
a large and complete stock you can
not see outside of the large cities.
Everything new and up-to-date.
The steamer Lexington, Charles
ton and Gallipolis packet, sunk at
Five Mile bar last Saturday, and
now lies with seven feet of water
over her lower deck. We learn
that the boat was unusually heavily
laden and when she left this port
was leaking badly and running
syphons. Up to the time of going
to press we are unable to state
what the loss in freight will be.
The boat will probably be raised
in short time.
Some children discovered small
don of snakes yesterday, on the
hillside just beyond the depots,
and five or six of them were killed.
There are probably more of them
in the den. They are said to be of
the non poisonous species.
Mr.. VIM. Stewart, agent and OPP
orator O. r. r., at Leturt,. has re-
signed and gone to Parkersburg to
which place he will remove his
family. Van Grimm has been
substituted agent in his place at
Letart.
A writer on shoes says: "Never
think that the feet will grow large
from wearing proper shoes. Pinch
ing and distorting make them grow
not only large but unsightly. A
proper, natural use of all the mus.
Giles makes them compact and at
tracLive."
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11
Personal Mention.

From Saturdays Daily.
We know tits balmy spring, because
So curious are our climatic laws
Our clothes don't seem as warm, u
know,
AS they did just two months ago.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11

AS they ana just two months ago.
Mr.. j. b Brown, from up the
Kenawha, was here yesterday.
Rev Mrs. Fuller is quite sick at
the home of Ira Williams, at Elm
wood. Mrs. Williams has been
siok also but is better.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stewart have re-
turned from Pittsburg and will set
tie on farm near his fathers,
Chas Stewart, at Yeager.
Mrs. Mary Ball, of Pleasant
Flats, who has been on a visit to
relatives at Parkersburg, has re-
turned home.
Mr.. g. w. White, of Debby, was
in town yesterday. Mr.. White
still suffers with rheumatism,
but is little better than he has
been for some time.
Miss Fannie Steenbergen, who
has been visiting in Washington
ID. @ and Virginia, returnedt to her
home at GalIipolis Ferry, Thursday
Word was received here from Mr.
Dan Van Matre, yesterday, that
his son, Mr.. q. O. Van Matre, at
Portsmouth, was little better. He
hns typhoid fever and the measles.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11

Pneumonia is one of the most
dangerous and fatal diseases. 1t
always results from cold. Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy will
quickly cure a cold and perhaps
prevent an attack of pneumonia,
It is in fact made especially for
that ailment and has become IA
nous for it's cures over a large
part of the civilized world. 1t
oounteracts any tendency of cold
toward pneumonia. Can you af-
ford to neglect your cold when SO
reliable remedy can be had for a
trifle? For sale by G.. w. M.
Hooff, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11

Why should towns pass severe
laws against the unfortunates who
are out of employment, and dubbed
tramps? These mon from necessity
are driven to roam the country to
sock employment. Having no
money they are forced to beg for
to eat, and the man OF
woman who would turn hungry
man from their door, is without
heart or religion; and the town
councils that pass ordinances de-
olaring these mon Migrants, and ar
rested and putting them to work on
a stone pile, are cruel in the ex-
IRENE. 1t is no crime to be poor.
A joint stock company is nego-
tiating right ofway fora telephone
line from Leon to jackson Q. H
by way of Elmwood. Farmers on
the route will be supplied with
boxes et reasonable rates,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11

The driIIers says the Swisher
we'll, near Cheshire, is good for %
barrels day in it's present condi-
ton and, that it may flow more
than that.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11

The infant child of Mr.. and Mrs
w. r Shamblin, of the First Ward,
died Sunday morning at 2 O'Clock,
and was buried Sunday afternoon.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11

An inoautious young man of
New York made twenty-one con-
secutive proposals of marriage to
the same girl before she finally
consented to marry him. There
fore the young man will soon have
reason to feel twenty one times as
sore as the general run of trousered
humanity.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11

We believe ChamberIhin's Cough
Remedy is the best in the world.
a few weeks ago we suffered with a
severe cold and troublesome
cough, and having read their adj
vertisements in our own and other
papers we purchased a bottle to
see if it would effect us. 1t cured
us before the bottle was moro than
half used. It is the best medicine
out for colds and ooughs.-The
Herald, Andersonyille, Ind. For
sale by q. w. M. Hooff, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11

Messrs. Guy Polsley and Harlan
Whaley have about completed the
papering of the rooms and halls of
the Kline House, and have done a
splendid job of work, Mr.. Higgins,
proprietor, will change the name
of the house, and hereafter it will
be known as "The OakdaIe." The
hotel is now open to the public.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11
card of Thanks.

To our many friends in Hender-
son and Point Pleasant, we wish
to thank for their many good deeds
of kindness during the long sad
hours of the death of our son, Ster-
lie Gibson. oh, may God bless
each one and make them as pure
and good as the one who is at rest.
JOHN w. GIBSON AND WIFE.
Ike N. Morrow, formerly of
Brighton, this county, a mem
Der of Company ID, 40 Reg. U. s.
Vols, now at Manila, Philippine
Islands, sent to Mr.. George McDan-
Tel of this city, Cigar holder made
of some species of native wood and
asmall she'll picked up on the beach
of Manila Bay. In a letter he says
he is enjoying the best of health,
and that the health of his entire
company is splendid.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11
Reflections of a Bachelor.

Leave anything to the lawyers
and they'll never leave snything.to
you.
Midnight has two sides; one is
made to go to bed on apd the other
is made to stay up with.
A girls idea of real rude man
is one that doesn't look at her after
the first glance.
"A woman can remember some of
the things her husband wrote to
her just before they we're married
longer than she can remember her
own name.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11

Lace Curtains, embracing all the
latest novelties at Tippetts Such
large and complete stock you can
not see outside of the large cities.
Everything new and up.to-date.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11

Some children discovered small
don of snakes yesterday, on the
hillside just beyond the depots,
and five or six of them were killed.
There are probably more of them
in the den. They are said to be of
the non. noisonous species.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-04-11
Vic Rest in the World.

Gallipolis, Ohio.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18

steal organism, and that weak SPOT is the
%invariable attacking point of disease.
No man is stronger than that weakest
spot in him. We see great robust look-
ing men 60 down like ninepins, at a
touch of disease, and wonder at it. II
is simply the wound in the weak spot.
the vulnerable heel of Achilles.
1t is the Office of DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery to build up the weak
places, to strengthen the weak organs of
the body. 1t does this on Natures own
plan OF nourishment. Proper food prop
erly assimilated makes a weak man
strong. But the man is only an aepre-
CATION of parts, so that the strong man
means strength of all parts, heart, lungs,
liver, nerves, etc. "Golden Medical
Discovery" puts into Natures hands the
material by which the stomach is
strengthened, the blood purified, the
nerves nourished, the lungs vitalized. It
makes the weak strong and the sick well.
1t contains no alcohol or other i~ntoxicant.
Mr.. R. J. Mcknight, of Cades, williamsburg
20, 5. e, writes ~ had been troubled with
rheumatism for twelve years, so bad at times
So9io not leave my bed. l was badly crippled.
Up to die. None of them did me much good.
The pains in my back, hips and legs (and at
times ~ my head), would nearly kill me. NV
was very bad. took five bottles of M
Golden Medical Discovery and four walls Of
Feilets, and to-day my health Is good"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18

Proposals for wood and hay-U., 8. Indian
School Service, Santa Fe, n. NJ July 5, 1900.
wood or hay, as the case may be- and ad-
dressed to the undersigned at Santa Fe, New
Mexico. will be received ct this school until
two O'clock ?. m. Of Friday, JULY, u, 1900, for
required during the fiscal year ending June
20, 1901, about 30 cords of wood and 80 tons Of
hay, as pei. specifications Of the superintend-
ent. Wood and hay offered for delivery un-
der contract will be subject to- a rigid inspsc-
ton before acceptance OF rejection thereof.
The right is reserved to reject any and oil
best interest OF the service. Certified checks:
Each bid must be accompanied by . certified
check or draft upon some United States de-
pository. or solvent national bank made pay
aablet to the Commissioner of Indian Affairs,
for at least five per cent of the amount Of the
proposal, which check or draft viii be for
feited 70 the United States In case any bidder
or bidders receiving an award shall fall to
sureties,. otherwise to be returned
to the bidder. Bids accompanied BY cash In
lieu OF 2 certified check will not be consid-
J. Crandall, Superintendent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
HIS LIFE WAS SAVED.

Mr.. J. E. Lilly. a prominent citizen of
Hannibal, Mo-, lately had a wonderful
deliverance from a frightful death. In
telling Of 1t he says: II was taken with
Typhoid Fever, that a into Pneumo-
mia. My lungs became hardened. I was
SO weak I couldn't even sit up in bed.
Nothing helped me. I expected to soon
die Of Consumption, when I heard of DR..
Kings New Discovery. One bottle gave
great relief. I continued to use 1t, and
now am well and strong. I can't say too
much In its praise" This marvellous
medicine Is the surest and quickest cure
In the world for all Throat and Lung
Trouble. Regular sizes so cents and
s1.0O. Trial bottles free at Fischer &
Co.'s drug store. livery bottle guaran.
teed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
vesuvius Has Lost its Cone.

This fiery clater, now suddenly silent,
was explored by scientific men who dis.
covered that the one had disappeared
Several theories are propounded as to
why the eruption ceased, also regarding
The disappearance of the cone. The
general belief is that it was due to subsi-
dence, and which is looked upon as
~provldential. 1t was as unexpected
as are the stomach disorders with
which people suddenly find themselves
afflicted. Slight symptoms are neglect
ed until dyspepsia is chronic. The
remedy to take is Hostetter's Sto-
mach Bitters. This valuable medicine
Is %unequalled In all cases of constipation,
Indigestion biliousness, or malaria, fever
and ague. 1t brings about a healthy
condition of the bowels and improves the
appetite. Be sure to give it a trial.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
NO RIGHT 10 IyGLINESS

The woman who Is lovely in face,
form and temper will always have
friends, but one who would be attract
i've must keep her health. II she is
weak. sickly and all run down, she will
be nervou and irritable. II she has con-
stipation or kidney trouble her impure
blood will cause pimples. blotches. skin
eruptions and a wretched complexion.
Electric Bltters is the best medicine in
the world to regulate stomach. liver and
kidneys and to purify the blood. 1t gives
strong nerves, bright eyes. smooth, vel
vety skin, rich complexion. 1t will make
a good-looking. charming woman Of a
rundown invalid. Only 50 cents at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache. Pains In various parts
Of the body. Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach. Loss Of appetite. Feverish-
ness. Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences Of impure blood. No matter
how 1t became 50, 1t must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
Scrofulous or syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. It is certainly a
wonderful remedy. and we sell every
bottle on q positive guarantee.
For sale at Tischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
Concentrated I've.
3 K. HOOPER, g. P A.,
Denver, Colo.

The following is the true story of the
lncldent: Mr.. Washington, meander-
ing through his garden, saw that his
favorite chestnut tree had been rudely
bifurcated by some miscreant. Having
previously observed his son, George, in
that vicinity with his ak, he curbed his
anger until the time was favorable for
broaching the subject, which was at
dinner. He said:
George, do you know who abreviat-
ed that SYCAMORE"
Il did" George replied calmly. What
of it?"
Nothing, only 1 am glad you don't
have to tell a lie. (The little devil.)"
Thu early did the Father-of-his-
country show an Independent spirit.
Saw logs.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18

The law holds both maker and circu-
lator of a counterfeit equally guilty.
The dealer who sells you a dangerous
counterfeit Of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve risks your life to make a little
larger profit. You cannot trust him. De-
Wits is the only genuine cure for piles
and all skin diseases. See that your
dealer gives o DeWitt's Salve. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
THE BEST REMEDY FOR STOMACH
AMI n0unr rn0r,-r-a

THE BEST REMEDY FOR STOMACH
AND BOWEL TROUBLES.
II have been In the drug business for
twenty years and have sold most all of
the proprietary medicines Of any note.
Among the entire list 1 have never
found anything to equal Chambe, lain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
for all stomach and bowel troubles"
says o. w. Wakefield, of Columbus, Ga.
This remedy cured two severe cases Of
cholera morbus in my family, and I
have recommended and sold hundreds
of bottles Of 1t to my customers to their
entire satisfaction. 1t affords a quick
sure cure in a pleasant form" For
sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
A GOOD COUGH MEDICINE.

Many thousands have been restored
to health and happiness by the use Of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. If af-
ficted with any throat or lung trouble,
give 1t a trial, for it is certain to prove
beneficial. Coughs that have resisted
all other treatment for years have
yielded to this remedy and perfect
health been restored. Cases that seemed
hopeless, that the climate Of famous
health resorts failed to benefit, have
been permanently cured by its use. For
by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18

During last May an infant child of
u neighbor was suffering from chol-
era infantum. The doctors had given up
all hopes of recovery. I took a bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy to the house. telling them
felt sure it would do good IL used &C.
cording to directions. In two days time
the child had fully recovered. The child
is now vigorous and healthy. I have
recommended this remedy frequently,
and have never known 1t to fail.-Mrs.
Baker, Bookwalter, O. Sold by
A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
The MAXWELL LAND GRANT Co..
RATION. NEW MEXICO.
After many intricate experiments,

After many intricate experiments,
scientists have discovered methods for
obtaining all the natural digestants.
These have been combined in the pro-
portion found in the human body and
united with substances that build up
the digestive organs. making a COM
pound called Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t
digests what you eat and allows all dys-
peptics to eat plenty of nourishing food
while the stomach troubles are being
radically cured by the medicinal agents
it contains. 1t is pleasant to take, and
will give quick relief. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
Rio Grdnde & Santa Fe
AND
Denver & Rio Grdnde r. r.
Time Table No. 80
effective May Is, 1907

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard gauge) for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver
Creede and all points in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida with main line STANDARD
gauge) for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. C. R. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER y 18th all Missouri river liues for all
points east.
New Reclining Chair Cars between
Santa Fe and Alamosa. Seats free.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
L. j. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. NJ
8 K. HOOPER, g. P A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
FREE OF


Any adult suffering from a cold settled
on the breast, bronchitis, throat or
lung troubles Of any nature, who will
call at Ireland's Drug Store will be pre-
scented with a sample bottle Of Bosch
ee's German Syrup. free of charge. On
ly one bottle given to one person, and
none to children without order from
parents. No throat o. lung remedy ev-
err had such a sale as Boschee's German
Syrup In all parts Of the civilized world.
Twenty years ago millions Of bottles
were given away, and your druggists
Will tell you its success was marvellous.
1t Is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi-
clans. One rs cent bottle will cure or
prove Its value. Sold by dealers in all
countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
Hardship,

Erudite Uncle-Benny, they tell me
you have secured a good job on the
Board of Trade. Isn't there something
exhilarating in the thought that you are
keeping your finger on the pulse of the
great t%hroDbing heart of business, and
assisting, even in a humble capacity, in
regulating the grain market of the
world?
Benny (withs yawn)-O, yes. But it
knocks thunder out of the noon nap I've
been always used to takin'.-Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
Reasons for His Descripaon,

What do you think of my new bicycle
skirt? she asked.
1t Is one of the wittiest l have seen,
he replied.
Wittiest? she exclaimed.
Certainly, he answered. Brevity is
the soul of wit, is it not?-Chicago Eve
ming Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18

A gentleman recently cured of dys-
pepsia gave the following appropriate
rendering Of Burns famous blessing:
Some have meat and cannot eat, and
some have none that want IT.; but we
have meat and we can eat-Kodol Dys-
pepsla Cure be thanked" Th.c r1epa-
ration will digest what you eat. It in
stantly relieves and radically cures in
digestion and all stomach disorders.
Treland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
His Quiet Tlattery.

This is an interesting article" said
Mr.. Meekton's wife.
"What is it about?"
Life insurance statistics. 1t says
that In some parts of Europe the women
live decidedly longer than the men,"
Eyes, Henrietta. That theory is as
Old as the hills. Survival of the fittest,
o know. "-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
HEARTBURN.

When the quantity of food taken is
too large or the quality too rich heart
burn Is likely to follow, and especially
30 If the digestion has been weakened
by constipation. Eat slowly and not
too freely of easily digested food. Mas
hours elapse between meals and when
you feel a ~fullness and weight in the
region of the stomach after eating. in
dtcating that you have eaten too much,
take n Of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets and the heartburn may
be avoided. For sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18

1t has been demonstrated by expert
ence that consumption can be prevent
ed by the early use Of One Minute
Cough Cure. This is the favorite reme-
dy for coughs, colds, Group, asthma,
grippe and all throat and lung troubles.
Cures quickly. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
A Good Word for Nature.

Nature constructed the world on a
perfect system, observed the professor
Of geology, as he tried to blow the foam
on his glass OF iced tea. She put no.
thing where it would not be useful.
That's right, agreed the real estate
agent. just see how far she put Ken
lucky from any large body of water
Baltimore American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
A Re1ular

Mr.. Dinwiddle-Who was that man
who boasted so egregiously?
Mr.. Van Braam-I don't know his
name, but he is in the glass business.
Mr.. D~inwikdle-1 see; a glass blower.
-P%ittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18

They claim that the new potatoes of
passion Is q warm one.
Warm? Say, she doesn't even dare
to o celluloid cuffs!-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
d Definite,

Magistrate-Your profession?
Elegant Man-Artist In hair.
Magistrate Express yourself more
clearly-barber or brushmakerp
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
Good Aupstates prsf.rr.a

Mrs. Skinner-I'm glad to hear you
say you have such a good appetite.
Mr.. MISUNDERSTANDING gene
rally fear q good appetite.
Mrs. Skinner-I don't. When a man
has q good appetite he can eat almost
anything.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
Court Room Repartee.

see the villain in your face, said the
grutf lawyer who was trying to intimi-
date a witness.
Very likely, was the calm reply. the
face OF a bright person. like a mirror, is
apt to cast personal reflections .-Chica-
60 News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
In Season,

His wife and daughters now do dip
Into the cooling brine;
He and the summer actress sip
The pale and sparkling wine.
-Coal-hod
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-18
Revolutions.

l am thinking about sending some of
my new electric fans to China.
Don't do it.
Why not?
There are too many revolutions over
their already.-Chicago News.