Brookings weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1898-1903, 1900-06-07

young man begins to take an interest
Ia, Ia matters Of w paregoric add"
nU,n-c-l-e" wen, go 10 anyway.
she wants" Sure enough, before
leaving she was loaded down with
combs, brushes, face powder, fine
imported perfumes, some beautiful
stationary, and all kinds Of toilet
articles. Don't forget" added
Uncle Josh, 'to come here with your
prescriptions as Blnford Is q com.
petent pharmacist and uses pure and
and reliable drugs. Say, Mr.. Blnford,
put me up some OF those Headache
Shoppers" that you prepare yourself
l have been little excited today and
have dull headache. Yes" con-
tinued Uncle Josh, "they are the only
thing / ever struck that would stop
my head from aching. You bet, they
are all right.
Uncle Josh having informed Charley
and Polly that he would make them
a present of kind and gentle driving
horse, suggested that they call on
Frank G.. Neill, as IL will be very
necessary to have harness for this
horse. Frank @. Neill Is Just the
man to see 10 regard to this purchase.
They were not long In picking out a
light single harness OF the very latest
style, a beautiful lap robe and a
pretty fly net, and when Uncle Josh
offered to settle the bill he was sur
prised to find goods 80 cheap and to this
day he Is still telling his friends OF the
bargains he secured at Neill's wide
awake harness shop. Mr.. .Neill manu-
factures nearly all of his own harness
and uses the very best leather that
can be found i'm the market. His
repairing IS all done In workman
like manner and at very low rates.
'.By they way remarked Uncle
Josh as they were passing Geo. G.
Rude's buggy repository, sit will
never do to pass here without taking
a careful survey OF the stock carried
by Mr.. Rude. You will have Just
as good chance TO make selections
as you would have in any OF the
eastern cities, and in regard TO prices
Mr.. Rude will fix them to the entire
land" With this word OF praise by
the old uncle they decided to In
vestigate and were not long In pick
ing out one Of the finest buggies In
the establishment Bear In mind, !"
said Uncle Josh, 'that Geo, g. Rude
handles the celebrated Mccormick
binders, Nichols & Shepard threshers,
and Studebaker wagons. These are
standard goods and / bought them
here and have used them on my farm
for years and would use nothing else.
He carries complete line OF agri-
cultural machinery. Well, here is
the real thing for the farmer said
Mr.. Rude, with the Little Giant
Dog Power you can pump water from
100 foot we'll and it gives the dog an
appetite for his dinner aWell, Ill
be darned," said Uncle Josh, 1.-THE
next thing we know some ingenious
Yankee will be getting up scheme
to utilize the family cat for rocking
the cradle" Polly bought a Union
Clothes Dryer and Uncle Josh ordered
new Aermotor wind mill for his
farm.
Bicycle Hospital said Polly as
they passed Haroldson & Duden's
bicycle shop. Yes" said Uncle
Josh, ''go right in and pick out a
wheel for yourself . Polly acted on
the generous old uncleis suggestion
and picked out a handsome new
Rambler and Charley bought new
Crescent. "Haroldson s. Duden," said
the old man ''are specialists in bicycle
surgery. They treat all chronic cases
with assurance of success. Languid
tires restored to health and vig0r--
tires blown up without pain. They
understand the anatomy, physiology,
and hygiene OF wheels, and give
homeopathic or Allopathic treat
meDt as individual cases require.
NV old wheel had three ribs fractured
and they cured IL In one treatment.
MY tires were suffering with a case OF
acute aneurism, which had been pro-
nounced fatal by other bicycle doctors,
but they cured the disorder NV
wheel was troubled with Varicose
tires, involving frequent ruptures and
incontinence OF wind. They cured
IT." Yes said Uncle Josh with a
sigh, Il bought that old ice wagon
from cheap supply house in the east
and hope some one will kick me so.
high up In the air that when come
down my clothes will be out OF fashion
IL ever l. Scb ulppCu lkC Uudb akdti.f
"And now young man, let me give
you a pointen" remarked the gener-
Gus old uncle. "Do not understand
me to say that clothes make the man,
but / do affirm that clean and spot
less linen makes the nice appearing
man. Now in this connection / am
happy to inform you that the Brook
ings Steam Laundry is one OF the best
steam laundries In the state. Polly
will want her lace curtains washed
some time, and it's ticklish job, you
know, but the Brookings Steam
Laundry is SO very careful that the
most delicate fabrics are washed
without the slightest injury and at a
nominal cost, too. The proprietor.
o. w. Morris, will see that your
collars, cuffs and shirts are made
white as snow and put on looking
glass finish; besides 1 am a great fei-
low TO patropIZe home Industry, so i
hope you'll pay particular attention
to what I've said about the Brookings
Steam Laundry.
"Now," cried the old gentleman.
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