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ANSWERS FOR THE ANXIOUS.
some Snpient Suggestions for the
Publication Of UnenliHhtened
InQuirer..

Glorianna B., of Westport, writes: II
have young gentleman caller who is al
ways trying to kiss me. How shall l dis
suade him."
You should dssuade him with hatpin
or an ak, Glorianna, but as an al-around
antikiss argument there is nothing so dis
suading and at the same time painless as a
large Bermuda onion, says the Baltimore
American. You should eat one or two or
three before the kissing bug flies around.
Musician" of Waverly, wants to know
how to discover whether or not her piano
keys are ivory or celluloid.'
Touch them carefully with lighted
match. If they are celluod you should
then call the fire department.
Housewife" of Roland Park, asks:
"How can l keep reaches out of lard?'
Place the butter near by. They prefer it.
Lucy F. of Highlandtown, says: MY
hair brush shows a good many falling hairs
every day. How can ] stop them?"
Soak the brush in glue over night.
"Rube:" 1t certainly was inhospitable of
your friend whom you were visiting, to re.
fuse to allow you to use his tooth brush
However, we should cultivate sweetness
of disposition which will enable us to over
issk such traits in others.
worried" of Catonsvile: The quickest
way to remove indelible ink from carpet
is to pour muriatic acid on the spot Any
carpenter can mend the hole it will make
in the floor.
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For shooter. and Fi.herm e..

The new 1900 edition Of Shooting and
Fishing Along the Line Of the Great North
ern Railway"is without an equal amongst
books Of this class. 1t is handsomely bound
in colored covers, Of new and attractive
design. 1t is printed on fine plate paper.
in two colors, is beautifully illustrated
with photographs reproduced in half-tone,
and is in all respects magnificent speci-
men of the printers art.
Complete information is given about all
sorts and conditions of sport, from lion and
grizzly bear to ''cotton-tails," and includ-
ing every fish that swims in the many lakes
and rivers OF the wide Northwestern states.
All the little details of lakes, boats, bait,
distances, ETC., have been carefully COM
piled by practical sportsmen, and will be
found great convenience to anyone plan.
ming trip, new map of Minnesota in
three colors is bound into each book.
The hunter or fisherman who is the for.
tunate possesser of this encyclopedia Of
sport in the Northwest needs no further
guide to tell him where to go a-fishing or
shooting. BY mail for two cents from F. l.
Whitney, General Passenger Agent, st.
Paul, Mimi.
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TOO LITTLE DEBATE.
Senator Green's Opinion Of the Serv.
ices Held In an Episcopal
Church.

Seeator Benton, of Missouri, one of the
most conspicuous figures of the century in
either house of congress, had formidable
antagonist in Senator James Stephen Green.
Congressman Hit, according to the Chicago
Chronicle, relates this anecdote Of the two
gladiators:
Senator Green was not only man of
splendid genius, but of charming manner.
He boarded at the National hotel, where he
was popular with men and women. The
latter found out that the senator was not
much of churchgoer and insisted that he
should mend his ways in that regard. One
Sunday he was late for dinner. The women
asked him why
81 have been attending divine worship,
replied the senator, gravely.
ITO what church did you 60, senator?'
asked a woman.
81 don't know answered the courtly
Missourian. Il walked up the avenue, turned
up Fourth street and entered a church on
the left-hand side This wac an Episcopal
church.
.''How did you like the services?' asked
another woman.
1T appeared to me-, answered the sem
ator, that there was too much reading OF the
journal and too little debate
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of the Carnleigh women in their love.
Would the Carnleigh you welded have
allowed her father to weep because of
her love for you?'
The colonel stretched out two treln-
bling hands and took hers in his grasp.
you are right, my daughter, in Il
way"-he kissed her lightly on the
brow-"but I am right, too. Pardon
me if I have been impolite; you and L
have never had a disagreement before.
but 1 can see farther than you-the
light of calm reason is stronger than
the flare of infatuation. Now go to
bed, and let me think; ali, let me Think
Without word she moved away. At
the door she turned and looked back.
lie stood where she had left him, his
arms folded as if in death. at is awful.
My God. it is awful!' she heard him
muttering.
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Lincoln Talk That D,dn,t Go.

That altruism has no place in end .of-the.
century politics was illustrated in the last
aldermanic campaign. One night it fell to
torney who was recently honored With the
republican nomination for congress in the
Third district, to address meeting Of col.
ored citizens in behalf Of his friend, Will
liam Hale Thompson, who was running for
alderman in the Second ward. During the
course of his eloquent speech Mr. O'Neill
great debt they owed to the republican
party and to it's patron saint, the martyred
president, who had stricken the shackles
from the limbs of their forebears. "Jes'
stop right heah, Mistah Speakah," inter
rupted a man in the front row. "They's
no doubt about the gemman bein' a powah-
full oratah, but I want to tell him this heah
Lincoln talk doan' go; it doan' buy no
clothes for the missus nor no shoes for de
chillun." -Chicago Chronicle.
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CHAPTER XIT.

All that night Ronald Fanshaw lay
awake. The coming Of dawn-its first
gray streaks in the east-was like the
sight of land to a starving, shipwrecket
man, and yet when the sun was up its
genial rays failed to disperse the shad-
ows in his heart; he found that it ached
as well by day as BY night.
After breakfast Mr.. Redding called
to see him.
''Well, this is pretty howdy-Go!" he
exclaimed, in CHEEKY voice, as the iron
door changed to after him. '9The sher-
if rode out to Kings plantation last
night to tell me the news, but 1 couldn't
get back till this mornn'. He's bent
on gettin' you out O. this if he can
Il am awfully sorry to have to call on
you in such a disagreeable NATTER re-
turned Ronald.
Redding thoughtfully pinched his
nose between his thumb and forefinger
''Ratcliff told me the particulars" lie
said. frowning little. There is no use
cryin' over split milk-or split blood,
either. This case will give you Il chance
10 pfaclice ullIe on your own nook.
The main thing is to keep stiff upper
lip and take cheerful view"
Il am afraid take detected view of
it, said Ronald. 'You will find me
hopeless sort Of client. feel so awfully
knocked out over taking human life
that even the prospect of being publicly
justified does rot brighten my hor-
izon.''
Il can sympathize with you, my boy"
the voice of the lawyer softened and
he pinched his nose again. Il once told
you-or rather l limited at great sor-
row in my life-a big drawback to my
energies, we'll" Redding broke off and
waved his hand, as he sometimes did
when expression failed him.
II remember you limited at some dis
agreeable occurrence; but as you were
unmarried"
"My trouble didn't wear petticoats.'
interrupted the lawyer. forcing little
smile, and as he went on his face grew
more serious than it had ever appeared
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THE REAL STORY
How Mr.. Shakespeare's Poetic Ill
cense Put a Twist In
Julius Caesar.

Col. Julius Caesar, Maj. Brutus and Capt
Mare Anthony were sitting in SeXtus Booz
ems cafe one evening, discussing affairs OF
the Sixth ward, when portly individual
dropped sesterce into the slot machine
and strained the outfit to find his weight,
relates the Baltimore American. After he
had gone Col. Caesar remarked:
81 like these fat guys. They can't get
around fast enough to do any assassinating. y
$50 do l like them," said Brutus. "A fat
man is a good fellow to go swimming with. !"
'Well," said Marc, I'm interested in a
toga factory down here on the Appian Way,
and, of course, we would IA ther sell togas
to the fat men. than to the skinny ones"
Il like 'em," interrupted Sextus Boozem
who was wiping off the table with the skirt
of his toga. II like 'em, because they hold
more than the other kind"
OF course, when Shakespeare dramatized
the story he took liberties with it, just as
dramatists do to this day.
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CHAPTER XIV.

Monday morning about eleven o'clock
Ratcliff hustled into the Jail, making
iovial remarks to the keepers wife
about her bad cooking killing the pris-
oners, and went up to Ronald.
II couldn't git heer minute earlier.
he told our hero, as he came in. All
day yesterday was on track of feiler
that broke Jail at Shubank. He give
me the slip at the river, an l had to
give up. couldn't afford to miss yore
trial. besides it would a-liilled my an
imal, an she's with more than the ten
dollars reward"
Ronald asked him if the hour for the
trial had been set.
you bet it has," grinned Ratcliff, as
he took a fresh chew of tobacco and
thrust the remainder of the plug back
into his coat pocket. ''They tried their
level best to stave it off, but told EN-
1 wouldn't keep you in suspense any
longer. It's a-goin' to be well attend
ed. see lots O. big Ikes from out
wore way already here. Col. Hasbrooke's
in town, an Capt. Wrinkle has deviled
me mighty nigh to death with ques-
tions. By hockey. he talked like you
was gully of cold-blooded murder; he
said he had heard Thad Williams YER
sion of the affair."
Ronald fixed the sheriff with keen
glance.
Don't you think that the trial will
go against me?" he questioned.
Ratcilff seemed slightly taken aback
by the pointed query. lie hesitated for
a moment, and then he answered eva
sively: ....
"Thad Williams testimony is the big
gest thing we have to contend with.
DR.. Abe Sloan is summoned. After the
corpse reached home the family CALEB
i'm in to make an examination; he
nrobed for the ball, an will show it in
court"
ITO Ce Continued
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"Capt. Wrinkle is quite right, she an
swered, in low, tense tone.
The colonel reeled as if he were
dizzy. For the ensuing moment there
was no other sound in the room save
his labored breathing. Suddenly he
steadied. himself before her, his eyes
expanded.
Are you crazy, my child? % he blurt-
ed out.
'sAlmost!" Evelyn laughed harshly.
''The only man ever loved as women
love once in their lives is facing the
most horrible crisis of his existence. I
happened to meet him on his way to
give himself up to the sheriff, and, as I
love him and wanted to be with him as
much as possible, to comfort him, and
assure him of my fidelity, insisted on
driving him 10 Ratcliffs. He begged
me not to insist on it, but would have
it so. II you cast me off million times
shall have all the more heart to be-
stow on him-the more pity in his sor
row!'
The old soldier seemed to wither like
plant under fierce heat; his hands
hung Imply at his sides for moment,
and then he drew himself up as erect as
if he were on parade and faced his WIS.,
itOr.
''You have rendered me valuable
service. Capt. Winkle," he said Distant
ly, "and I hope some day to be able to
show better appreciation for it,
He moved backward to the bell
pull, his eyes studiously avoiding those
of his child.
''Capt. Wrinkles horse!" he called out
to the servant. His words rang like
pieces of falling metal.
When Wrinkle had gone, Hasbrooke
stood for moment eying his daughter
sorrowfully, then he sank into his big
revolving chair and lowered his head
to the desk. Evelyn looked down on
him pityingly, and then she stepped to
head. ......
"Father," her voice cut sharply into
the silence. 81 love you as fondly as
any daughter ever loved IA father but
as sure as God is in Heaven that love
will die-you will kill it if you turn
against me in my first hour OF actual
woe! 1 am suffering for the man l love
as never fancied even a lost soul could
suffer, and yet you have no pity for
me. You demanded more in your daugh-
ter, but tell you I demand more in a
father! God made me love Ronald Fan
shaw; He did it by opening my eyes TO
his greatness of mind and character.
l will not allow you to insult him by
your tears,'' her voice rose to a sharp
command and she stamped her small
foot. 81 will not, say!'
The white head was raised. The old
mans eyes CLEANED with the fires OF
despair: but as they rested ON the calm,
urdaunted face of his bestowed child
their glance wavered.
do you mean that, Evelyn-my
God-are you in earnest?"
''Thoroughly in earnest, father; you
have often told me about the strength
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The Foolish Maiden.

"What is love?" asked the Maiden.
The Misanthrope replied:
Love is the most dangerous form OF in
sanity, teaching it's victim to disregard the
first law of MISREPRESENTATION
what is love?" asked the Maiden, turn
ing to the Child, which replied:
"Love is that which leads my parents to
bring me things home, and the regard l
have for them on such occasions"
what is love-" asked the Maiden once
more, this time OF another Maiden of many
years.
1T is" said she, IAN unsatsfed longing
for something you cannot get"
So the Maiden sighed and went into a
convent Foolish maid!
Had she asked me, | would have given her
a few ideas on the subject.-Harper' Bazaar.
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l concluded to try your medicine and
I can truly say it does all that you
claim for it to do.
Ten bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and seven pack
ages of Sanative Wash have made a
new woman of me. l have had no
womb trouble since taking the fifth
bottle. l weigh more than l have in
years can do all my own housework.
sleep well, have a good appetite and
now feel that life is worth living. I
owe all to Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound. feel that it has saved
my life and would not be without it for
anything. am always glad to recon-
mend your medicine TO all my sex, for 1
know If they follow your directions.
they will be cured. "--MRs. ANNIE
THOMPSON, South Hot Springs, Ark.
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The National Conventions.

Prohibition at Chicago, June 1928, 1900
Tickets on sale June 1924.
Democratic at Kansas City, July 4, 1900
Tickets on sale July "a
The road to take to attend these Conyen.
tons is the Chicago Great Western Ry.,
the popular Maple Leaf Route" with its
vestbuled trains, free chair cars, satisfac;,
tory dining car service, and its unsurpassed
sleeping car accommodations.
Only One Fare for The Round Trip.
For further particulars apply to any
Agent of the Chicago Great Western, or ad-
dress L. II. Lord, G. p. l. L. A., lib Adams
street. Chicago.
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nathinx without shoulder straus.

we're a short time ago forbidden to battle,
and sentines were posted ON the banks to
look for surreptitious swimmers. One Of the
sentinels caught sight of swimmer, who
persistently ignored his summons to sur;
render to arrest At last the bather emerged
from the river; the furious sentinel ad.
vanced upon the dripping figure and claimed
prisoner "Confound you!" was the re.
ply, cant you see I'm an officer! London
Chronicle.
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World to End rhi. Year.

This is the recent decision OF one of the
prominent societies OF the world, but the ex-
act day has not yet been fixed upor, and
while there are very few people who believe
this prediction, there are thousands of 9th.
ers who not only believe, but know that Hos.
to cure dyspepsia. indigestion, constipation,
bi!iousness or liver and kidney troubles. A
fair trial will certainly convince you of its
value.
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Eourth Of July Rntcs.

Be patriotic and take holiday trip on
Independence day. Cheap rates in every
direction are offered by the Chicago Great
Western railway. One fare and third
for round trips, children half rates. Tic ets
on sale July 3 and 4 good to return July s.
For further information inquire of any
Agent c. G.. w, or address f. H. Lord,
G. p. & T, A., ll3 Adams stree, Chicago
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True State of His Mind.

The Old Frend--Say, it looks to me as
if you were putting on lot OF extra dignity
of late.
The Recently Enriched Person--You are
badly mistaken. l am now in position to
allow my inherent and native dignity to
come to the surface-Indianapoli Press.
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To Meet the Scenery.

Mr.. T. Erribleigh Swell told his stenog.
rapher to write note to a friend of his,
asking him to dine "a fresco." The young
lady put her Libby novel where she could
reach it,, and tapped off:
"You are requested to dine with Mr.. AL
bert Fresco at my home tomorrow evening.
Yours as ever, T. Erribleigh Swell"
For she was young woman who believed
in being respectful, even when speaking of
lscenery.-Baltimore American.
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DO Your Feet Ache and Dur n t.

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot Ease,
powder for the feet. 1t makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy Cures Corns, Itching,
Swollen, Hot, Gallons, smarting, Sore and
Sweating Feet. All Druggists and Shoe
Stores sell it, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad.
dress. Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. y.
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S3O.3O.

N. +. a. Convention at Charleston, S. c.,
in July. Tickets good going via Chattanooga,
Knoxville, Ashevile and Spartansburg, and
returning via Norfolk, Old Point Comfort,
Richmond and White Sulphur Springs, Va.
For maps, time cards, etc, address j. e.
Tucker, 24 Clark street, Chicago.
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The Right Spirit.

'What did COL Stillwell say about the
branded cherries sent to cheer his con-
valescence?"
ne sad ne was airad ne Wasn H. strong ?e.l
girl, but that he appreciated the spirit in
which it was sent" st. Louis Republic.
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The Round and the Square.

The large, imposing woman found her
husband in the last saloon but one.
"Well, I've rounded you up at last" she
hissed
"Oh, can square myself all right" ex.
claimed the man, with thin affectation Of
nonchalance.
He even affected to laugh, which rendered
him more pitiful spectacle than ever
Detroit Journal
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Dexsert for To-Day.

You need not worry about it if you havs
Burnham's Hasty Jellycon in the cupboard:
Only necessary to dissolve in hot water and
stand away to cool to secure the most deli.
cious jelly. Absolutely pure gelatine, sugar
raspberry, strawberry wild cherry, peach.
also untlavored "calfsfoot" for wine and
coffee jelly. Your grocer sells it. |
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When rich man marries poor girl, she
likes to give the impression that, though
only a wild flower gathered under way:
side hedge, she puts to disadvantage all
the dollhouse plants that now surround
her.--Atchison Globe.
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Woman" said the Cornfed Philosopher,
"wil never succeed in her demand for the
same pay as man for doing the same work.
The only way to get the same pay for the
same work is to howl for more pay for less
work. "-Indianapolis Press.
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His Private Opinion.

"My dear" said Mrs. Jorgson. as
she closed the book she had been
reading. ''do you know what is the
most curious thing in the world?'
"Of course I DO" replied the brutal
half of the combination. ''The most
curious thing in the world is woman
that isn't curious. Chicago Evening
News,
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The man who is too proud to beg isn't al
ways too proud to hint or proud enough to
refuse what may he otfered.-Somerville
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A RurlSt.

"Meet me-" he wrote, con the korner
at 8 this evening, without fale!'
And she replied:
There is no such word as 'fale.'
She was purist.-N. Y. World.
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audle Again.

Maud Muller, raking hay one day,
Was caught in rainstorm, so they say;
The rain came down in a perfect flood;
Said Maud: II guess my name is Mud
PHILADELPHIA Record.
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Tom"Did you ask old Gilfoyle's consent
to your marriage with his daughter?' Dick
Yes" Tom-"How did you come out?''
pened so sudden. Town Topics.
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A favorite good wish in Ireland used to
be, MAY you live to eat the hen that
scratches over your grave
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What an artistic pipe you have" said
Miss Hicks to Barber "Artistic?" returned
Barber. "Not bit of it. You can't make
it draw'-Harlem Life
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The veracty of figures often depends upon
the honesty of the statistician.-Chi
Daily News.
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Many supposed pessimist is man who
hopes others will deny his gloomy assertions
Indianapolis News.
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Shelf it wasn't for the old bachelors
there would be no frts" He-"If it WASH t
for the firts there would be no old bache.
lors. Sydney Town and Country Journal.
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am sure Pisos Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y,
Feb u, 1900
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PUTNAM FADELEss DYES produce the fast
est and brightest colors OF any known dye
stuff. Sold by all druggists
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The man who hestates is lost, but the
woman who hesitates is won. Sydney
Town and Country Journal.
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Remember that other peoples business
isn't any of yours.-Chicago Daily Democrat.
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Persons that fail to see Joke should
not always be sure that the fault is with the
Joke -Lndianapo polls News.
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Don't try to condense the milk of human
kindness.-Chicago Democrat.
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Uncle Sam uses the best Of everything
Uncle Sam uses Carriers Ink. He knows.
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Persistence in doing ones duty ends in
liking it, something like acquiring a taste fol-
oIves-Atchison Globe.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-07-19

To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money if fails to cure. 25c
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Try and Find Out.

Unless a man tries he never knows
what he is unable to do. - ChicaEi
Daily News.
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1t is not work that hurts man; it is wor'
ry.-Atchison Globe.
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If you want "good digestion to wait upo,
your appetite" you should always chew