The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-07-26
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Zip 10 rnth TO cover
~ esn't sss. ssid tbs shee clstk board
g. WY 5s0lehnsr saoHli cay hus for
have II ~ BIZ scosomicsl dispositior
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the cheeiiat Idol.
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eempsbY. sts yea usl' ssfsd the eausl
ssaasintspes. No. replied The nan who
reprsssttsd the Lepssi minority, I'm sen
orally The dittelse.
We oasLl TO pul more psesotaI
warmth 10 cur lsilsfs. o, doni krsv.
nss osss Ines Pot lui OF personal
vuEih 10 ,ons letters, aud 1t go. him
ibio cent ia breach Of promise sult.
Mrs. Clamp ssys Der second has
bsnd's s.iai iussy shout his estin. Dent
her cootin ait him' Tsip'i that: bat,
good lead he wsnts . clean napkin twice
. week, aud smother plste for bic pie.
II suppose ia oil night. said Mr.. Cum
ror. Bot II dosset'i seeu fair. For Ms
iilds 10 sceld bsssuse | sant 10 60. din
ner 10 my shirt sleeves. ! don't make any
iuss sbos. her party dresser, an they
hsren't any sleeves at all.
Whist 10 be playing now7 asked MIR.
G.azIm, who bad been induced by bis
wife TO s,ttnd piano recital. Hush
That's classic masic, whispered MIS-, G.z
ram. wish bed atop playing classic
music ADD play few tuuss.
--Mothsf-l was very much surprised
and shocked lAsi evening when | pasted
the psrlor door and saw Mr. Woodbe
With his face close to yours. Dsusht -
Yes. msmms, ISN'T it = shame the poor
fellow isso svfally nestslshtsdS
Smith Il noticed you didn't speak TO
Brown when you passed bim this morn
log What's the lroablei Jonss-He
insalted me ye,terd,y called me an old
fool Smith Well. you must remsmbe
thst you're no, as young as you used to b..
They made wager as to which eonld
give story the widest circulation 10 the
sheries, time. 0is OF them bad IL mani
folded on the typewriter and sent 1t to
every newspaper in the town. The other
merely told bis vile 10 Strict confidence"
II bad a horrible dream last night.
said Huddlesoa when be came down TO
the other morning. What wss
Il ssked his wills. dreamed that | was 10
purgstory and was made TO do ell the
things bad told my friends would do II
were in their pisces
My dear sir, said The old gentleman
10 his open hearted way, shall Welcome +
Fou as sson in Law. Alas, returned The
'onng msn deisc,edly, my last hops !,
,onel III had your opposition. l might
rope TO WIN her, ba, withou. il there 10
10 chance.
My erscIousl cried the symps,hstic
,nl. Your dog seems half starved. he
ooks as il he hadn't had anything 10 ss,
or week. Neither be has. poor ielev
eplisd the college student. iorso. oil
bon, him. Why, where was be, Locked
Ip in my ,tndy room
Whist do yen tbitkl said one ssnss
Ionsi actress My lsiest tusbsad refuses
o help advertise my NEXT production BY
'l.ing me Sc, = divorce, ouirsgesusl
aid the other, II there were any law in
be county that lac. would Of itself con
siluts sntiicisnt eround for separation.
IL ~ouder shs,'s the msitei with Viii
10 Jenkiasf HISS been getting into oil
cris OF mischief Of late. especially Thurs
~ afternoons. Oh. that's easily sIpIsin
., That's The afternoon Mu. Jenkins
oes TO q moihtrs' mse,!ag 10 ditcus the
roper method Of child education aud dis
Iplins, La
An Irish restui, 10 one Of Her Msjts y
F's riding schools hsd The uisisrtupe TO
art company With bis horse. According =
, eas,sn. the ssrsesui strobe up to him P,
Ad den,ndsd Did yen receive orders 10
isnount' did. sorr. Where irom' *
rom headquarters, yer honor said Pad
y, With sria.
"A certain minister daring bis die 10
,nrse enc Sabbath morning said, 10 each p,
Isde Of srass there IL sermon. Tbs
flowing day oos Of HE flock discovered VI
IL good MAJ pushing lswnnouer sbont n,
10 yard and paused 10 say, Well, psnon,
IA slsd TO zee yca engaged 10 cutting
,ur ssrEots shotil n,
--ies, George. ypu very distinctly said N