The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1900-09-13

the Lana OF the SKy, ana LneFe Is perhaps
NO more beautiful region on the continent to
Convenient schedules and very low rates to
Asheville via Southern Railway.
Mr.. Gump ito teacher)-"No, 1 don't want
you to teach my son any grammar. Not
bit of it." "But-but-this is un-
usual, sir. May inquire your reasons? Mr..
Gump-31 intend that he shall be a writer
Best for the Bowels.
No matter what ais you, headache to
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back.
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has C. c. G.
stamped on it. Beware of limitations.
An English tourist, who had left q water
proof on train, went back to look for It.
On asking the occupants Of third-class
carriage compartment whether they had
seen anything of macintosh" "Na, ma"
one of them replied, @we're a. Macphersons
here. Glasgow Evening Times.
Do Your Feet Ache ana burnt
Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot Ease,
powder for the feet. 1t makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy; Cures Corns. Itching,
Swollen, Hot, Gallons, Smarting, Sore and
Stores sell it, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Adj
dress, Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. 7.
At the Restaurant.
First Man (excitedly)-Our restaurant is
Second Man (calmly)-C Come, then, hurry
up and perhaps at last we may be able to
get something hot.-Pearson's Weekly.
What Merchants Say. Yucatan Chill
w. G. Gordon, Independence, La.
W. Baeot 4 Co., Clarksdale, Miss.
Right in the push
A sure winner-Heaton Bros, Victoria, Tex.
The hen is liberal fowl; she gives Z
peck when she takes grain.-Chicago Daily
News.
The Grand Trunk Railway system
Will serve you well to the choicest resorts
of Canada, and the East.
For fares, descriptive literature, and gen.
eral information apply to J. H. Burgis, City
corner Jackson Boulevard, Chicago.
Mans inhumanity to man enables the po-
liceman to draw bis salary.-Chicago Daily
News.
To Cure Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money If itfails to cure. Csc
One reason that women are successful in
the legal profession is that their word il
law.-Indianapolis News.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli
BILE medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w.
Samuel, Ocean Grove, n. j., Feb. II, 1900.
"Papa, what is the difference between a
professional and an amateur golf player!'
"Oh, about S, GOO year. Town Topics.
PUTNAM FApfLEss DYEs are fast to sun.
light, washing and rubbing. Sold by al
druggists
A girl may forgive a man for kissing hel
apologizing for Indianapolis News.
We cured l6 case, of chills with - bot
| ties of Yucatan Chill Tonic (improved). B
NcElrath, I. j. Story and II. B. Miller, Har
ris Grove, KY.
A Colonel in the Britisn South African
Army says that ADKINS Tutti-Frutti was Z
blessing to his men shi)e marching.
Most women 60 shopping not because the,
| want anything, but to see if they can fine
anything that will make them want some
thing Indianapolis News.
Magistrate-"Yo on are charged with talk
L ,nolyf o{41o how
to say?" Prisoner-"No a wurd, yer hon
| or--0i've sed too much alreddy.o-Ohie
State journal.
| Cyril tagged fvel III shall never get mar
ried, mammal" Mamma But thought
you were so fond of Ethel" Cyril-"Y Yes
but she believes in fairies, and I don't!"-
| Punch.
| May-"1 am afraid the ring he gave m,
| is not pure gold" Belle--"Why don't yo1
test itH, Because if It were moi
pure gold could never forgive him, and i
it were | could never forgive myself for sus
pecting his honor. Town Topics.
Jasper-'1 have hit on new style of pro
posal, and am in doubt what to do" Jump
uppe-" What is your trouble {? Jasper
can't decide whether to write a*short story
around it or try to capture an heiress witt
il. Town Topics.
In the Lunatic Asylum. Th
poor fellow used to be famous musician.
Visitor-"Ah! and now he's a wandering
ministrel." Philadelphia Evening Bulletin
Reports from rural districts confirm thu
impression that the hired man perspiree
awfully last week, while the farmer sat il
the barn and expatiated on his love Of hare
work.-Boston Transcript.
Poetic license rests upon general con
sent, as understand it" well, yes.
fancyahsolute prohibition is impracticable.'
Detroit Journal.
Polyglmy in civilized community is an
unthinkable thing. The mere hotel rate.
at the resorts where women summer ar,
sufficient to effect this.-Detroit journal.
Our notion of credulous man is mar
Who thinks all the motions baseball pitch
sr makes are necessary.-DetroitJ Journal.
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