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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

Miss Antique-You ought to get mar
ried, Mr.. Oldchapp.
Mr.. Oldchapp (earnestly)-I have
wished many times lately that l had a
wife.
Miss Antique (delighted)-Haye you,
really? ~
Mr.. Oldchapp-Yes. If had a wife
she'd probably have sewing machine,
and the sewing machine would have an
oil can, and could take it and oil my
office chair. 1t squeaks horribly.-New
York Weekly.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
North west Notes.

In Yamhill county, Or, hoppickers
are quite generally paid by the pound.
Walla Walla apples have taken 3
third prize at the Paris exposition.
Deer are reported to be more numer-
GUS in Coos county, Or, than for some
years past.
Spokane's assessed valuation is about
$40, 900, 900, and the city's indebted
ness is $2,3sS, 159.
Pomeroy. WASH. is rapidly rebuild
ing. and in several cases substantial
brick buildings will replace the old
wooden ones destroyed by fire..
An evaporating plant of 20 tons ca
pacity daily is in course of erection at
Spokane. 1t will handle prunes and
apples, and next year will also engage
in canning.
The barbed wire telephone line, con-
Meeting Condor, Or, with several of
the ranches in the neighborhood, has
been completed, and is pronounced a
great success"
The Walla Walla Watchman has
suffered from ''Too Much Johnson"
A solicitor of that name made adver-
tising contracts for the paper, collected
on them and suddenly departed.
Work mas commenced on the con-
struction of Roseburg's, Or, new water
system. Pick and shovel men are ex-
cavating for the reservoir on the hill
between the town and Riverside addi-
tion.
The Albany Herald says that people
who are coming home from the noun
tains report that numerous parties are
warden and his deputies are doing their
best to stop the unlawful shooting.
Mrs. L. J. Davis, of Jefferson, Or,
met with a singular accident one day
last week. She was canning green
beans and a can exploded, the contents
striking her in the face. Fortunately,
her eyes were not seriously injured,
and she will soon recover.
A deal was consummated recently in
Baker City, whereby 5000 head of
sheep changed hands and check tor
nearly $40, 900 passed in payment. The
sheep were the property of Gale Bros,
of Baker, and the flock was one of the
finest in the country. The purchaser
was Mr.. Nealy, of Idaho. The sheep
will be transferred across Snake river
into Idaho as soon as cool weater sets
in.
Pat Shine is the name of the chair
man of the Spokane county Populist
central committee. +
The outlook for beef-raisers is pretty
good at present, says The Dalles Times
Mountaineer. Buyers are offering to
contract for cattle at cents for fall
delivery.
The Butteville, Or, hop region is
the largest in the state, and the agree
ment OF growers to pay 35 cents a box
is having an important bearing on the
price to be paid pickers generally.
Grass and water are both reported
short in the mountains of Grant couh-
t. Or, and many bands of sheep will
be in poor condition for the winter.
From August to IL Walla Walla
sent 35 carloads of fruits and vegeta-
bles to the North Central states. The
shipments consisted principally of ap-
pies, pears, plums, potatoes and onions.
8 The fund for work on the road be-
tween Eugene and Blue river, Or, has
reached the respectable total Of
So, 241.5O. OF this sum, Lane county's
commissioners subscribed $500 and
the Lucky Boy Mining Company $500.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
sARDiNEs CANNED IN AMERICA
Few of the Toothsome Little Fish Ar,
Brought from Abroad.

Few of the ToOthsOme Little Fish Are
Brought from Abroad.
Next to the French the American
people are the largest consumers of
sardines in the world" said a leading
wholesale dealer in such canned goods
in New York to the writer recently.
Last year the consumption Of sardines
in the United States amounted to
1000 900 cases. or zoe, 900, 900 cans. OF
this quantity 100000 cases were the
product of the State of Maine, 150, 700
cases were put up in California, and
the remaining 100000 cases came from
France. Thirty years ago all the sar-
dimes eaten in this country were i'm
ported from France. To-day nearly
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
A Scandal Spoiled.


Miss Goussip-I haven't heard any
thing of Miss Pechis since 1 got back
from abroad.
Miss Kidder-No, she's living under
another name now.
Miss Goussip (scenting scandaD-
Aha! l thought that girl would come
to that. She thought she was SO hand
some, and
Miss Kidder-So did Mr.. Milyuns.
That's how she happened to become
Mrs. Milyuns s''-Philadelphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
An Explanation.

Mistress-Why, Jane, what in the
world is the matter with the cream?
Jane-I don't see anything wrong
with it, ma'am.
Mistress-But what makes it SO pale?
janet reckon that's because nearly
beat the life out of it when you ordered
it whipped, ma'am.-Chicago News.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

Anxious Father-I suppose among
other virtues you are training Freder-
lex in economy? .
Employer-He's pretty well up in
that; you ought to see how careful he
is about wasting steps!Nashville
American.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
The Cheerful Idiot,

II can't see," said the shoe clerk
boarder, "why a Sctochman should say
'hae' for have"
'It is his economical disposition. He
saves W every time he does so," said
the Cheerful Idiot.-Indianapolis Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
seeu,ed Fair,

I'D like to know, of course" said the
new man, with some concern, whether
my Job is to be permanent or not"
We'll" returned the employer, you
can stay as long as you please. That's
fair, isn't it p
'.Certainly. I'm much OBJ"
"On the other hand, reserve the
right to discharge you whenever l
please. That's equally fair, isn't itY'
"Ye-es, suppose SC" Chicago Trfb-
une.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Recovered II.

Mrs. Highsome did not seem to be
in good voice at that musicale the other
evening"
"She was after she got home. 1 heard
her roasting Highsome for having in
sisted on her trying to ing."-Chicago
Tribune
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
No Oysters in the Baltic.

Oysters cannot live in the Baltic Sea.
The reason is that it is not salt enough.
They can only live in water that con-
tains at least thirty-seyen parts of salt
In every 1000 parts of water.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Premature.

"Well, old man, am going down to
the seashore to visit my fiancee,"
"Who is she?'
How do I know?''-Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Built to Fit the Flat.

"Oh. Isabel, what a queer looking
grandfather's clock" -.
"Grandfather's clock! That's our ice
chest" Journal.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Parental Deduction.

DCuuGtlous
Mrs. demonstrations son at Yale
writes that he received our letter and
Immediately takes pains to reply.
Mr.. HOmestead-Thet don't surprise
me any-the fust sight of anythin' re-
semblin' work alters gave that boy a
pain sOmewhar or other.-Judge.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Their Deceit,

She-Appearances are deceitful.
He-Yes; person can never tell just
how much it is going to cost to keep
them up.-Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

Hell feel like fool tonight.
She-So glad you've recovered
Journal Four Tous.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
At the Summer Hotel,

"Who is that good-looking young
waiter who is tossing the plates across
the room? Is he a student, too?'
Yes. He holds the record In Harvale
for discus throwing" Plain
dealer.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
CouId Sneak FeeIineIy.

"Her father, you say, gave you a
pretty broad hit that he didn't want
you coming there any more, did hep
mo. 10, E width" briefly responded
the young man.-Chicago Tribune.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Too Wise to Let Go,

"Why can't you afford a vacation
trip, Billy? You need a rest"
"a rest? When 60 away for a week
the other boys in the Office pile up three
weeks work on me."-Chicago Record.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Aging.

Miss Summit-That young Mr.. Gallo
way doesn't know nearly as much as L
thought he did.
Miss Palisade-You must remember
he has been out OF college fully two
years now.-Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Midsummer Science.

PA, what is action and reactionT
''Well, George, my white duck suits
make me cool, and my laundry bills
make me hot"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Ask for What You Want.

''My dear, won't you give me Loeb
of your hairY'
with pleasure, my darling"
"And nice gold locket to keep it in?
--Sondags-N -Nisse.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Different.

"Did you ever enjoy a straw ride in
the country?" ..t..
NO"
by George, old man, you ought to go
on one once!'
Il have. said never enjoyed one. .
Puck ". ~
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
A Good Suit.

Bobbs-Clothes do not make the man.
Dobbs-No, but many lawyer has
been made by a good suit.-Baltimore
American.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
A Real Vacation.

"You and your wife don't seem to talk
to each other much when you travel" ;"
"No; we agreed before we started
that we'd get rested" Record.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Family Pride.

Small Child (calling)-'Ere, Billy!
Run and fetch We bloomin' amber
lance!
ven?
Small Child-Muvver's met We lydy
wOt pinched ar doormat.-Sketch.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
The Reply Unkind.

Leading Lady-What did you think
of my facial expression?
Soubrette-I didn't notice any.-Hap
per's Bazaar.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
One of China,s superstitions.

Black dogs and black cats are the ia.
vorites in China in the line of food, be-
cause when eaten in, midsummer they
will insure health and strength.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

She[I adore all that is beautiful,
grand and noble.
He-Really, you fatter me.-Chicago
News. --- -...--
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

It doesn't pay to stick your nose into
other peoples business-unless you are
a lawyer.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Rather Ambiguous.

Old Gentleman--Howo old are you, my
little man?
Newsboy-Nearly Z. sir.
Old Gentleman-And how long have
you been in the newspaper business?
Newsboy-Oh, ever since was kid.
Chicago News. s--. ...
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

'T have lived nearly eighty years.
an old man said the other day, 'and
have seen very little to live for."
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Her Weakuesa

81 don't suppose your wife will care
to go to the lecture on 'Cannibalism'
to-nightT
''Oh, yes, she will. She never neg
lects to go anywhere where they talk
about things to eat."-Cleveland Plain
dealer.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

In quarrel, the one that gets the
worst of II Is the first to become mean.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

She-That Mr.. Boorisch, of Chicago
is a man Of pronounced tastes, is he
nnfS
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
In the Rhetoric Glass,

Young Professor-Give me an exam
pie of sarcasm.
Sweet Junioress--The phrase, mans
superiority to woman."-Somerville
Journal. &.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
ni.uuo.ad Hi. Ca,

mo; they took us all into the house
and made us play euchre."
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

Sympathetic Friend-Won't you come
down to lunch? Shall bring anything
up for you?
Seasick Sufferer-Thanks. No, can
do all that for myself.-Fun. a-
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
HUMOR OF THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PREsS.

Odd, Curious and Laughab1e Phases
of Hu man Nature Graphically Por-
traycd by Eminent Word Artists of
Our own Day-A Budget of Fun.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

He-Monotonously SO. He makes the
same sounds over his soup as he does
over his meat or pie.-Philadelphi
Press. - a
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

There Are Many Such.
Mrs. Hoon-You can believe very lit
tie that Mrs. Gabbleby says.
Mr.. Hoop-No; the poor woman is
sadly afflicted with palpitation Of the
magination.-Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
What He Paid to Learn.

| I
II waited three solid hours for that
palm reader to get around to me-"
"Wen?' ~ "a - ~ =:
HE told me l didn't get on in life
because Of my tendency to fool away
time"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
Swelling the Lost Dog Column.

DU you Keep UOg
"Never more than couple Of days"
-Cleveland Plaindealer. .-. -.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
He Settled 1t.

1t was in the bus.
''Let me pay your fare" the first girl
said.
mo; let me pay yours" said the sec.
ond. 1
..No; 1 insist on paying yours"
mo, you don't; will pay yours
mo; will.'
81 willv'
Il"
There Is no telling what might have
happened had not an old meddler, who
was seated opposite, leaned over and
said:
Listen, young ladies'; do not lose
your heads. 1 think can settle this
matter without blood being shed. Each
of you pay for the other, neither for
herself; that will make 1t right-neither
of you out. Do you see?"
"Oh, how nicer they both exclaim-
ed, and when the conductor came round
they did what the old meddler sug-
gested. Both then sat pleased and
magnanimous looking until the end Of
the ride.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24

The more a boy expects the less he,
seems to acquire,
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1900-08-24
A Hot.w.a+her Error.

did Wigs garden party go off all
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-12
FOR THE KINDERGARTEN.
Those Who Have Contributed Toward Its
Support since Last May.

Those Who Have Contributed Toward Its
Support since Last May.
Members of the Mission Kinder
garten association and the amount
they have contributed toward its sup
port since May 1, 1893: Mrs. l.. S.
McCabe 500. Mrs. E. w. Hurst 500,
Mrs. f. G. A. Denkmann S25, Mrs.
Phil Mitchell $50, Mrs. Mary Lynde
SIS, Mrs. W. III. Gest, SI1, Mrs. NJ
Levy $11. Mrs. Leopold Simon $I1,
Mrs. Jonas Bear S11. Mrs. Mary
Wadsworth SO, Mrs. Julia Rosenfield
go. Mrs. Alphonse Mosenfelder SO.
Mrs. Charles McHugh $40. Mrs. Her.
bert Blakemore $40, Mrs. II. S. Cable
$40, Mrs j. Frank Robinson $40.
Mrs l. S. Huber SO. Mrs. w. H.
Marshall $40. Mrs. James Connor $40.
Mrs. Peter Fries SO. Capt. A. NJ.
Blakesley $40. John Bengston So,
Mrs. Joseph Rosenfield 50. DR.. f
Bradford s.. Mrs. Henry Curtis So.
Mrs. j. G.. Huntoon 50, Mrs. E. Brad
ford 81. Mrs. Gilpin Moore $3.50.
The following persons have each
given 81: Mrs. e. l.. Walker, Mrs.
Holt, Mrs G. C. Carter. Mrs. c. O.
McCulloch, Mrs w. b. Ferguson, Mrs.
j. P. Comegys, Mrs. William Reck,
Mrs E ID. Sweeney, Mrs. Burgower,
Mrs. Emil Koehler, Mrs. j. j. Worker.
Mrs. Sewall Dodge, Mrs. l.. G. Eddy.
Miss Woltmann, Mrs. NJ. E. Sweeney,
Mrs. H. c. Connolly, Mrs. Daugherty,
Mrs. Mayer Levi, Mrs. George
Roth, Mrs. William jackson,
Mrs. E ID. Kohn, Mrs. S.
Pells, Mrs. Louis Mosenfelder,
Mrs. NJ. Rice. Mrs. a. NJ. Bruner, Mrs.
Lloyd. Mrs. Mcnamara, Mrs. Louis
Schmidt, Mrs. Meanor. Mrs. Max
Bahnsen, Mrs. +. w. Bahusen, Mrs.
Mary Montgomery, Mrs. r. q. Young.
Mrs. E, V. Robinson, Mrs. David
Noftsker, Mrs. c. W. Foss. Mrs. Lude-
wig, Mrs. Tewkesbury, Mrs. George
Cash, Mrs. w. L. Magill, Mrs. litter
ington. Mrs. Champion. Mrs. j. w.
Stewart, Mrs. Greenawalt, Mrs. Samuel
Cleland, Mrs. NJ. j. Murphy,
Mrs. j. Liedtke, Mrs. A. f. Davis.
Mrs. S. j. Collins. Mrs. F. Harring-
ton, Mrs. Whistler, Mrs. James
Frances. Mr.. Darby, Miss Anna Ben
net, Miss Jessie Frick, Miss Anna
Kirk patrick, Miss Louise Philip. Miss
Clara Muse, Miss Henderson. Miss Oh
son, Miss Randeline Requa. Miss Mel
lie Peetz, Mrs. O'Niel, Mrs. William
Roth, Mrs. David Don. Mrs. George
Mitchell, Mrs. c. L. Dugard, Mrs.
Ross Mills. Mrs. l. S. White, DIR.
Emily Wright.
Small sums from different indi-
viduals, 800; from parents of mission
children, $40; from Lend-a-Hand
society, $500; from old Relief Society,
$25. Total amount received since
May l, 1899, $477.96.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-12
Sale of Real Estate.

To all persons whom il may conce- n:
Notice i hereby given that the undersigned
Martha Wrig. guardian of Josephine W irig,
Mary Martha WIrig, Emil Wirig aud Nj 'holau~
Wirig. minors. will make application TO the
county court OF Rock Island county. at a reg
ular term thereof. TO be held at the court house
I'm the city Of Rock Island in said county, or
the first Monday OF May A. D.. 1900. being the
seventh day thereof. for an order and decree
OF said court. directing her as said guardian
TO sell the following real estate belonging 10
said minors. or 50 much thereof as shall
seem 10 said court to the interest OF SAID mi
ors, situated in the county OF Rocs Island and
state OF Illinois. towit:
The one-fourth ca undivided interest in the
following described real estate: Fourte en-
feet 90 fl ten inches 30 iu-) from on the east
side OF lot No. ten O0) and all OF lot No elev
en- UD except the east fourteen feet "a IT
ten inches 90 in thereof. being the west
thlrty-eight and one-half feet C3Sbs ft.) OF said
lot No. eleven 0D IN block ten QO in that
part OF the city and county of Rock Island and
state OF Illinois known as Thompson &
Wells addition TO said city, refer.nce oeins
had TO the original plat OF said addition Tor
the support and education of said minors, and
for the purpose of investing such of the pro
ceeds OF said sale as sha not be immediately
requisite for said support and education IL
other real estate, or of otherwise investing
the same
MARTHA WIRIG. Gu srdian of said Minors
LUDoLPH REYNOLDS. Attorneys
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-12
MILLIONS Given Away.

1t is certainly gratifying to the
public to know Of one concern which
is not afraid to be generous. The
proprietors of DIR. Kings New Discov-
cry for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds have given away over ten mil.
faction of knowing it has cured thous-
ands of hopeless cases. Asthma,
bronchitis. lagriPpe and all throat.
chest and lung diseases are surely
cured by it. Call on Hartz IL Ulle-
meyer, druggists. and get free trial
bottle. Regular size SOC and 81.
Every bottle guaranteed.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-12
Spreads Like WiIddre

When things are 1.-the BEST they
become 1.-The best selling" Abraham
Hare, leading druggist of Belleville,
Ohio, writes: Electric Bitters are
the best selling bitters l have handled
in 20 years. You know why? Most
diseases begin in disorders of the
stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels, blood
and nerves. Electric Bitters tones up
the stomach, regulates the liver, kid
neys and bowels, purifies the blood,
and strengthens the nerves, hence
cures multitudes of maladies. 1t
builds up the entire system. Puts
new life and vigor into any weak,
sickly, rundown man or woman.
Price so cents. Sold by Hartz &
Uilemeyer, druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-12
Passing of YeIlowstoue Park.

1t Il stated upon good authority that the
geysers which have made Yellowstone Park
famous are gradually declining. Spots once
the scene of extraordinary phenomena are
now covered by buildings, showing that Ma
lures work has become exhausted. Tourists
who have never visited the park are advised
10 do so soon, before they have passed
forever This Information brings to mind.
rather pointedly, the fact that decline is the
law OF the world. both geographical and phys
zeal Health is the most precious possession
in the world and TOO great care cannot be
given to it. In the spring you should renew
your strength and vitalize your blood and
nerves with the best of all medicines-Hostet-
ter's Stomach Bitters. Il also cures stomach
disorders. Try IT.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-12
HoMEsEEKERs' EXCURSION

Via the New Line, D., r. L. q n. w. Ry.
Feb, go, March and go, April and IL.
One fare plus 81. Northwestern
Iowa, Western Minnesota, Northern
Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, North
Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska.
Kansas, Colorado, Utah, Wyoming,
Idaho, British Columbia, Manitoba,
Montana, Oregon and Washington,
For further information apply to Geo.
w. Wood, c. p. & I. A., 1903 Second
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or j. d. Sperry. c. p. & T. A, 2l2
Brady street, phone 461, Davenport
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-12
A Te.tImonlaI from Old England.

Il consider Cham berlain's Cough
Remedy the best in the world for
bronchitis" says William Sayory, Of
Warrington, England. at has saved
my wife's life, she having been a
martyr to bronchitis for over six
years, being most of the time con-
fined to her bed. She is now quite
we'll" 1t is great pleasure to
the manufacturers of Cham berlain's
Cough Remedy to be able to publish
testimonials of this character. They
show that great good is being done,
pain and suffering relieved and valu-
able lives restored to health and hap
piness by this remedy. 1t is for sale
by all druggists.