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New-York tribune., 1900-04-26
MARRIED.,

COWPERTHW ATT-MURRAY-Ou April - AT the
D. NJ. Steele Charles Tyler Cowperthwat II Pha-
aspha and and Grace, Grace Ellsworth daughter of Mr.. and
bride parents No l2S Noble ST. Borough Of Brookyn
ny the Rev D. A Jordan, Miss Jennie A. daughter OF
David r. Quick DR., William Young Finch.
I1 ~ o NJ No S % West Iah on Thprsdsy
Hanson Hart to FREDERICK Eugene Fried
LAHFNS-BOYNTON-On Wednesday. April *. Trim
ity Chapel by the Rev. ". a. vibher S T D, Elinor
PearsaIi Lahsns, both Of New-York
MCARROLI(-CREIGHTON-O "Wednesday April p
BY the Rev David Vaughan Gwilym, Edwina Stringham
Creighton daughter OF the late Rear-Admiral J.
Carroll
MILLER-s sIMMONs-On Wednesday April a5 1900 at
daugheT Of Nj, and Mrs simon whipple simmons, TO
MORGAN-JONEs - RHINELANDER At St. AIbans
Church, Washington, n. G., Wednesday. April %,
Sy he Bishop of Wassins'o9 ; assisted by the Rev
Cardiff Wales. 10 Frances. daughter Of Frederic W
Rhneander, esq, Of NewYOFk.
MURRAY-GOODwIN-O Wednesday April Is 1900. by
Dr. David H. Greer Hattie Louise, daughter
Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Pratt Goodwin, William
Lewis Murray
OGDEN-DAvIEs-on Wednesday April 25 at the home
OF the brides father, No. - East i5h by Rev
Dr. David II. Greer, Augusta Mckim, daughter of
and William g. Davies. Louis Mansfield Ogden,
PIGOT-HINCKEN-On Tuesday evening April "a at
81. iuke's Church Brooklyn. by Rev Henry 9 SWeuze
daughter Of r. Hincksn % Joseph Nostrand Pgo
PARMELEE-MAURT-A No 1.T67 MassschuseJ,s-ave
Rev Alexander Mackay-sm!th D D. rector oS 81
john Church, Alice Maury, daughter Of Judge William
late Commodore Matthew Fontaine Maury L 5. n TO
James Parmelee, OF Cleveland. Ohio
MARY the Virgin by rector DR. Christian Emilne
Place HAYWARD daughter OF J. HAYWARD esq. and
granddaughter OF the late James Place to Professor
Y. Robbins. OF princeton.
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PUNISHMENT FOR TREACHERY.

Bloemfontein. April 25-Richter's Farm, near
Leeuw Kop. from which. while flying a white
Hag the Canadians were fred upon. has been
burned as q punishment. Richter is a prisoner.
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Gpecial Notlces.

Art.-Twenty most artistic hair. beard trimners n
world. ALPINE, 81 West 33d ST. broadway Ben
nett. 90 Nassau Manicure. chiropodst Open even
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STRONG FOR LIEUT.-COL. OF SIIrY-SINTH

OFFICERS OF THE REGIMENT SAID TO FAVOR
HIS ELECTION
An election is to be held the ssth Regiment
Armory Tuesday evening choose a Heuten-
ant-colonel and senior major Of the regiment Of
hcers OF the regiment have said that their choice
for lieutenant-colonel will be Major Putnam Brad
lee Strong, at present the staff of Brigadier-
General George Moore Smith.
Major Strong officer in the seth Regiment
before he went to the Philippines the
staf Of General Macarthur. Brigader-GeneraI
Smith was colonel of the 69th Regiment for a time.
He said yesterday that he thought il Major Strong
candidate for lieutenant colonel of the regi-
ment he would be elected.
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THE WEATHER REPORT.

YESTERDAYS RECORD AND To DAYS FORECAST
Washington. April 25-Fair weather preva Wednes-
day ~ Mississippi Southern Florida
The weather also fair the southern
of the Mississippi.
Missouri Valley thence the Rocky Mountain
and plateau Coast rains
occurred. Baker city Ore Is reported
evening with temperature - degrees Fair weather
viii Mississippi during Thursday.
States and eastern lake
region FRIDAY In the Western and Northwestern
the weather viii continue unsettled, with
likely the Florida and Gulf coasts.
The temperature will continue about normal from
Mississippi valley 10 the Atlantic Cast and will fall
decidedly l tie Rocky Mountain States. Along the
England ana Middle Atlantic Coast the winds will be
the ST Atlantic
prey a he aast he
wi be fresh brisk % southeast.
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TUBERCULOSIS CONGRESS- AT NAPLES.
Naples April 25.-The international tuberculosis
Congress opened the San Carlo Theatre to-
day in the presence OF the King and Queen OF Italy
All the Diplomats including the United States Ara-
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'OINV-E703 'N7'F - TIT 7fFEtI UINA478'I
For NeH-Eng gland and Eastern New York fair To- day
and Friday. fresh northeriy winds
District Columbia Eastern Pennsylvania
NewJersey. Delaware Maryland and Virginia fair day
Friday: resh 10 northeast winds
For Western NcwTork DAY and Friday: warmer
Friday; fresh -ast-riY
Far Western Pennsylvania, fair to-day and Friday
warmer in northern purtiUn. fresh -asteFiy winds
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THE NAMES SECOND TRIP OUT.
NEwFoUNDLANps PATRIoTIC FUND.

London. April 25.-The American hospital ship
Maine returns to the Cape on May /.
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TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS
HOURS: Morning.

Tribune once April rs a u.-The weather yesterday
tar The temperature ranged between At and 81 de-
the (6D being s degrees than
az TassdsY and Assrsss is~sr that e the
sponcing dats Of LAST
T1s weather to-4Ay III hs fAAA
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Powell employing barharans. who killed six and
wounded numbers OF Beers. Colonel Baden
Powell replied that the raid not authorized
and pointed out that number of natives were
destitute because their homes had been burned
and their cattle stolen by the Beers He de-
clined TO be held responsible for the natives
action.
The correspondent concludes:
Mafeking may be forgiven II it begins to pre-
fer attempt at relief rather than empty
congratulations for its gallant stand. Though
there is only sufficient TO keep body and soul to-
gether II viii never dream Of surrender. But IL
Is very. very weary OF ii all
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PRINTED MALIE5. 1,'t IN = .-n.-1
and Specially Addressed Printed Matter etc Ter otne
PARTS off American and White star steamers
on Wednesdays. German and French steamers On
THURSDAYS Cunard German steamers On Sar-
urdays Printed for all countries rer
which are mail
the o Supplementary TTansarlanIic
Mails named above. additional supplementary mails
are opened on piers Of the American, English:
French and German steamers and remain open until
within Minutes OF the hour of sailing Of steamer
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all relative subscriptions
advertisements THE TRIBUNE, New-Tork city Re-
by Postofice money order, express money order.
registered letter.
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Mail subscribers the DAILY and TRI RI-WEEkLy
a postage IN addition
the named above
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PROVIDENCE ITEMS.

This beautiful fall weather is being
we'll improved by our Industrious
farmers.
The meeting at Providence last Sun
day was a success so far as numbers
was concerned, the church being
packed.
both administering gospel to our peo-
pie last Sunday.
David Ulzeker and wife took dinner
with Mr.. and Mrs. r. N. Wood last
Sunday.
Roy T. Akers, and his son-in-law,
Mr.. Bennett were delivering cattle
last Sunday.
A number of Havilanders honored
us with their presence at church Sun
day.
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SOUTH BROWN.

Kansas has come home and we are
having beautiful weather again.
A number of farmers are already
done gathering corn.
Scott and Jim Miller were threshing
their wheat this week.
The HAYES family, who have been
visiting in the Bethel community for
the past week, returned to their home
in Oklahoma Tuesday.
The election passed off quietly here
except for an effort to bulldoz
which occurred along toward evening,
resulting in some very loud talk
and a few volleys of profanity. Such
work ought to be promptly dealt with
and severely punished.
Mrs. Lightcap. Of Offerle, was visit
ing HixOn ranch this week.
Scott RAIDER, a brother of Payne
RAIDER, arrived from East Tennessee
last Saturday and will stop with his
brothers until he can get house built.
Wheat stacks are SO badly grown
in places that the tops have to be re-
moved with engine and grapple.
NJ. Parkhurst is on the sick list this
week.
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SAILORS SUPERSTITION.
Some Of the Things That Bring bad
Lack to = Ohip.

Some Of the Things That Bring bad
Lack to . ship.
Pets are believed to bring good luck,
and when. in the recent war with
Spain, man was struck and killed by
bursting shell on the Texas, all the
sailors in the feet said 1t was because
the battleship was without a mascot
The cat has a bad reputation among
sea1arlng men, most Of whom believe
that she brings ill-luck to a ship. II a
cat falls overheard and is drowned
(she is always rescued if possible), the
men will often leave at the next port,
believing the ship is doomed, and l
have heard men-o'-war men cite the
case Of the old Kearsarge as proof
thereof. On her last voyage the frigate
carried cat and monkey. A violent
feud existed between them, and on
their way north, one dark and stormy
night, Jocko threw poor Tom over
board, running along the rail and chat
tering like fiend as the unfortunate
pet DISAPPEARED in the boiling waves
The seas were running too high to ad-
NIT OF launching a boat, and puss was
left to a watery grave, but not without
many gloomy forebodings, which were
realized soon afterwards, wien the
kearsarge stranded on the fatal reef.
To fall down without any apparent
cause is a warning of death in the i'm
mediate future. An American cruiser
was lying OF Nice a few years ago,
when seaman fell prone on the deck.
Upon rising, he went to his bunk. and.
returning. placed slip Of paper bear
ing his mothers address in the hand Of
a messmate, saying he did not expect
to see home again. For the nose to
bleed only a few drops is believed in
the navy to foreten death in as many
days or weeks as there are drops OF
blood. You may hear a sailor sing al
sea. but he rarely whistles; whistline
is supposed to bring hurricane. and
Il always hushed by the remark.
There's a hurricane sailor here
Self-Culture.
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THE FEMININE OBSERVER

What world of trouble it is-until
We are out of it.
man is never a hero to a woman
when his necktie is up in the back.
The relatives CT a man always blame
the woman who has a good time with
him.
The woman who hesitates what to
choose in restaurant is really in love
with her escort.
Many person who thinks she could
earn $50 by her wit is more likely to
obtain fifty years.
A mans love is just about as sub
stantial as woman's. This may
sound very cute. but it must be trans
lareLt &c,
Ike sun Ter restaurant in town is
so deserted that that desert Of Sahara
would be a first-class pass show in
Comparison.
Do not believe in the usual pearly
necklace worn by the average woman
any more than you believe in the av-
sraxe woman.-Philadelphia Times.
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AS TRUE AS GOSPEL.

There Is nothing more frightful than
for teacher to know only what his
scholars are intended to know.
The man who lives in vain lives
worse than in vain. He who lives to
no purpose lives to bad purpose.
There are trifles that contain the his
tory of our lives, as drop of dew
draws into itself the majesty and SOL
emnity of the heavens.
We should no more let past misdeeds
hinder the growth Of our future than
the forest lets the shed leaves hinder
the spring grass from growing.
Jesus Christ ended the miracles. He
only began the parallels. and it is for
Us to carry out those parallels and null
tiply them according to the ever-vary-
Ing color and tone Of times in which
we live.
There are two ways of attaining the
important end-for,e and perseverance.
Force falls to the lot of only privi-
legged few, but austere and sustained
perseverance can be practiced by the
most Insignificant. Its silent power
grows irresistible with time.
Sympathy is that fine faculty through
which we enter into the concerns Of
others and are interested in what they
do or suffer. 1t is indeed, as Burke has
said. sort of substitution. by which
we are put In the place of others and
affected as they are affected.
Love, like the opening of the heav-
ems to the saints, shows for moment,
even to the dul,est man. the possibility
of the human race. He has faith, hope
and charity for another being; still. 1t
Is great advance for man to be pro-
foundry loving. even in his inagina-
ton
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CHURCH AND CLERGY.

I Nearly LIS Congregational churches
have adopted the individual commun-
len cup.
There are 1928 more scholars on the
rolls of the Sunday schools of Ireland
than last year.
The Lutheran church in Iceland has
about $4,000 members, or about the
entire population.
The Endeavor World says that 1893
Endeavorers have pledged themselves
| to read the Bible through this year.
Three hundred delegates viii, repre-
sent different branches of Methodism
at the ecumenical Methodist confer
ence to be held in London in the fall Of
1901.
The Dominican friars in the Philip
pines have begun the publication of a
newspaper under the title Of the Liber-
tas for the purpose of defending the
brotherhood.
In the Frankfort (Ky.) prison there
are two Christian Endeavor societies.
one for white men, with a membership
of $50, and the other for colored men,
with membership of 9S
Queens university, situated in Kings
ton, is the only Canadian institution of
higher education under the immediate
care of the general assembly Of the
Presbyterian church in Canada.
The Rev. Alexander Gilchrist, D. D..
the new corresponding secretary of the
board of home missions of the United
Presbyterian church. succeeds DR.. VIII
liam 8. Owens. who had he'd the Office
for IA years.
Mission aries expect unusual progress
in China during the next few years.
Predictions are made that the CONVEX
sion of a majority of the people is near.
An advertisement in England for an
assistant pastor of church states:
He must be CHEEKY and manly, one
who can appreciate joke, thorough,
earnest worker. musical, not over &c."
The new edition of Converts to
Rome Stree the Tractarian Movement
to May, 1899" compiled by w. G. Cor
man, states 446 Anglican clergymen
have gone over" in the period men
toned Next in number come Mem
bers of the nobility" AIT. The army
officers are set down at 205, authors,
poets and journalists at 1872, legal pro-
fession at 129, public officials at go,
medical Profession at 60, naval officers
at 20 harnrets at 60 80 caers at q.
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Millions Given Away.

1t is certainly gratifying to the pub
bic to know of one concern which is
not afraid to be generous. The pro-
prietors of DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption Coughs and Colds,
have given away over ten million
trial bottels and have the satisfacti on
of knowing it has cured thousands of
hopeless cases. Asthma, Bronchitis,
LaGrippe aud all Throat, Chest and
Lung diseases are surely cured by it.
Cali on c. A. Mosher Druggist, and
get a free trial bottle. Regular price
SOC and Sl.OO. Every bottle guaran-
teed.
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Mr.. w. "A. GaIes will open up a
new meat market on Saturday in the
building next to Coles shop. He says
he is in the business to stay, will
put in large refrigerator in the
spring, and have an additional room
built onto the store building. He will
ship in all of his meats from Ar
mOur's. Says he is promised the
very finest of meats of all kinds. The
new shop looks as clean and neat as
new silver dollar, and Mr.. Gates
gives a cordial invitation to all his
friends in Edwards county to give
him a call.
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wEsTBoUND.
*Daily except Sunday.
BROKEN BR1C-A-BRACs.

Mr.. Major, the famous cement man,
OF New Y DIRK, explains some very int
eresting facts about Majors Cement.
The multitudes who use this stand
ard article know that it is many hun
dred per cent. better than other &C.
ments for which similar claims are
made, but great many do not know
why. The simple reason is that MIR.
Major uses the best materials eyer
discovered and other manufacturers
do not use them, because they are too
profits. Mr.. Major tells US that one
g. Is a pound, and another costs 81. IS
q gallon, while a large share of the
sO-called cements and liquid glue up
ON the market are nothing more than
sixteen cent glue, dissolved in water
or citric acid, and, in some cases, alt
cred slightly in color and odOr by the
addition Of cheap and useless mate
rails,
Majors cement retails at fifteen
cents and twenty-five cents a bottle,
and when q dealer tries to sell sub
stitute you can depend upon it that
his only object is to make larger.
profit.
The profit on MAJORS cement is as
much as any dealer ought to make on
any cement. And this is dOubly true
in view of the fact each dealer gets
his share of the benefit of Mr.. Majors
advertising, which now amounts to
over $4,000 a month. throughout the
country. Established in 1876
Insist on having Majors. Don't ac-
cept any off hand advice from dru
ggist.
If you are at all handy land you
will be likely to find that you are a
good deal more SO than you imagine
you can repair your rubber. boots and
family shoes, and any other rubber
aud leather articles, with Majors
Rubber Cement and Majors Leather
Cement.
And you will be surprised at how
many dollars year you will thus
save.
If your druggist can't supply you,
1t will be forwarded by mail; either
kind. Free of postage.
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BELPRE ITEMS.

town Wednesday.
Mr.. Trousdale was in town Tuesday
evening en- route for his ranch.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. Herod made a trip
to Larned last Sunday.
Messrs. Hardy, Denny and Mrs. Nc
Kibhen took in the sights OF Larned
last Sunday.
Miss f. G.. Hews, the blind elocu-
Zionist, will give an entertainment
Thursday night.
Election passed off very quietly
here.
There was box social here at the
church on Tuesday evening. netting
about ten dollars. which will be used
in fixing up the church.
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Does your Stove need repairs? w,
can order anything in the repair lin,
for yOu.-A. HottewitZ.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-11-09

LOST-Pocket book Wednesday, on
9Th Street, contained about So. Please
return to Mrs. d. M. Morse.
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a large delegate on from Dodge City
went through Thursday going to the
Seventh District Federation of Clubs
among them We're Mes6ames Scatcs,
Crum, Welton, Crumbine, Fitzgerald
and others.
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Time Table
A. T. & s. F.
EAsTBOUND.

Depart
No. 2, Atlantic Elk. $40, p. m. branch.
No. =, X. G. & Chgo Ex., 1853, a. m.
via main fine.
No. &, K. C. & Chgo. Ex., sos p. m.
via main line.
No. 342*, Mixed, 3:l5 p. m. via branch.
No. Is, 7:45 a. m.
WESTBOUND.
No. l, Cal. Ex., $3.50 p. m, branch.
No. 5. Colo. Ex., 9:2O p. ~, Nj. l..
No. II, NIX. &. Ex., 12:25 a. M, birch.
No. 34l* (arrive). 200 p. M, branch.
No. Is, 400 p. m.
*Daily except Sunday.
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The roof is nearly on Marsh & Bid
wells big brick, the floor is laid and
the plastering is being DONE The ele-
vator is in and works fine. They hope
to have n big opening about Dec. 1st
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Several members of the Kinsley
WOman's Club are in Larned this
week attending the annual session of
the Seventh District Association.
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When you are ready to buy a new
cook stove, an Oak Heater or a Heat
Blast call and see what I have before
you buy, and get prices.-G. E. Rum
MEL
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Master Paul Higgins went tc
Larned Thursday plight to spend the
night with Frank Baldwin
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The Best Prescription For Maiaria
Chills and fevers is bottle of Groves
Tasteless Chill Tonic. It is simply
iron and quinine in a tasteless form
No cure-nO pay. Price soc.
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To Cure "A Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
lets. All druggists refund the money
if it fails to cure. E. w. Groves sig
nature on each box 25c
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New
Railroad to
Sdnfrdnciso.

Santa Fee Route, by
its San JOavIin
Valley Extension.
The only line with track
and trains under one
management all the way
from Chicago to the
Golden Gate.
Mountain passes,
extinct volcanoes,
petritied forests,
prehistoric ruins,
Indian pueblos.
Yosemite, Grand Canon
of Arizona en- route.
Same hiya-grade service
that has made the Santa
Fe the favorite route
to Southern California.
Fast schedule; Pullman
and Tourist siee .,ers
daily: Free reclining
chair Cars: Harvey
meals throughout.
Gcneras Passenger otlice
ltchis.sHs Topeka 4 -snra &c R'y.
Topeka. Kansas.
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Go to the Millinery Bazaar for street
and trimmed hats at the lowest prices
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kINSLEY
FEED
STORE E.

Feed and Flour constantly on hand:
also grind all kinds of Feed and Corn
Meal for table use. We sell the Queen
Bee Mills Flour, of Mcpherson, and
guarantee it to equal any -four made
In the state. Come in and let US make
You prices. Pay cash for Poultry and
E6Gs. All kinds Of Grain and Seeds.
Keep on hand Flax Seed and Cotton
Seed Meal: also the oldest Stock and
Poultry. Food on the market.
w. E. FRAVEL
Proprietor.
SIn Creamery Building.
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T. 81. EVANS is a Bonded Abstracter
and Ex-Register of Deeds for Edwards
County.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-06-21

Rcd bananas are coming into the mar.
ket again. Very few have been shipped
to.the United States during the past ava
The Savannah morning news., 1900-06-21

stared and said "Oh. see those twins;
they are as much olike as two peas
Johnnie had come 10 despise this figure
of speech. He did not like being referred
TO as a pea, and would never eat them
when his mother had them for dinner
AS Johnnie sat in the big leather chair
in the sitting room. thinAIng IL over, il
seemed 10 him that fate had been esDeA-
ally severe with him. Why should he
have 10 so through life O twln2 Other
boys were not twins. and it did not seem
fair that he should have 10 be one. II
was humilating. Only that morning, Jim
Brace. the tough boy in the second square
below, had walked up TO him as he stood
with Oscar watching o game Of marbes.
lis which anyhow" lie could not stand
H.. He would he twin no
longer Jumping out Of the chair, he
ran quickly upstairs and took
from its place on the mantelpiece the
savings bank which his father Ind given
him and oscar at Christmas time. This
bank was supposed 90 be burgiar-proOf,
bur Johnnie possesses considerable me-
chanical ability. ana soon iss contents
were lying on the hoor-i5 cents IN all.
Johnnie counted them carefully. Twenty
three Of them he put back IN the bank for
oscar. An equal number he placed in his
pocket seized his cap ana left the house.
what can ] 90 Tor youY' asked The
barber in whose shop nc appeared twenty
minutes later.
81 want my hoir cut" replied the re-
belllous twin. with an air OF such author
ity that the barber took Il for granted
that he had hts mothers consent, ana
soon relieved his head OF lis supernuous
growth of curls.
"TI pay you the other two cents next
week" explained Johnnie as ne left the
shop. proud OF his new appearance.
When he reached home there was q
scene. Johnnie had never supposed that
such simple thing as a haircut could
create so much confusion. When quiet
wes restored and he wac asked why he
did a.. Johnnie said:
Cause I'm tired OF being twin. and
II you cut of Oscars, I'll cut on my
foot-honcst truth and the Hopkins fam.
lily. fearing he might try to Gerry out his
threat, has allowed Johnnie TO have his