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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14

Earmnrks of the Tonsorial Artist.
els this tonsorial parlor?" asked
the hard-featur man. thrusting his
head inside the door.
Eyes, SIR" answered the man at the
first chair. Come in. You're next
II guess not. You'll want to know
what makes my hair SO harsh, and try
to get me to have 1t singed, and you'll
want to part it in the middle, and
charge me IS cents. I think I'll hunt a
barber shop. Good-day.' Chicago Trib-
une.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14
horticultural ob.erx.t,op..


It is hard work for the farmer to
keep watch for all the insects that prey
upon his crops, yet this hard work
must be undertaken If success is to be
his. A knowledge of entomology is
very necessary in nearly every position
in which the fruit grower is placed.
Sometimes the insects that do the most
damage are the small ones.
Secretary Barnard Of the Nebraska
State Horticultural society says that
the ground in both blackberry and
raspberry patches should be stirred
four or five inches deep once q year by
one-horse stirring pillow or some 9TH
or instrument that will thoroughly stir
the ground, then the soil kept loose by
frequent cultivation. Prune blackberry
In winter or spring; take out all old
wood. and cut back new wood to three
or four feet. Cut OF all side shoots
that hang over the row or they will
make your horse afraid to walk close
to the row when cultivating. Summer
pruning or pinching Of the blackberry
can be avoided with good results, as
the large leaves on top OF the strong
young shoots will partially shade the
ripening berries, which is very bene-
fetal. There will be enough fruit buds
below the four-foot mark to furnish ali,
berries that the cane can ripen with
out this pinching back. As.
X II 81 stS
s5 The Vermont experiment station re-
ports that two insects have been very
destructive in Vermont this season.
The first is the canker worm. some
times known as the measuring worm.
This q small green or brownish.
worm OF caterpillar about an inch
long IL feeds on the apple leaves. and
on other trees sometimes. t may b.
found spinninE down from the
branches pnS q iine silky thread any
Etims during tn day. This insect 81
smaller ana grsensr than the forest
eyt caterp HI. md does not run IN
i laTgs ~ Ilt dos q good
saInaSe il 4 sonS eass1 heW-s
III III ths "a ~
\. I'll l!.! ..l,a ~ 8 4 |. 4
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14
so.l,ax Crops.

A communication from the Vermont
Experiment Station says: An old ad-
age hath it that closing the barn door
after the theft Of the horse is not the
best method Of preventing burglary.
Yet it is held to be worth while as a
discourager of further pilfering.
The dairyman who within the past
few weeks has seen his cows shrinking
and his creamery checks dwlndline
feels inclined to shut the barn door
and stop the loss. How may he do this
best? If he has planted soiling crops
like peas and oats, Hungarian millet,
and the like and has been supplement-
ing the dying pastures with green feed
in the barn or yard, he has closed the
door before rather than after the theft
has prevented rather than cured.
Moreover, the necessity for the sum-
mer feeding Of grain is greatly les
sened. II he has no recourse to soil
ing crops, nothing but buying grain
can lessen the shrinkage. The Yer
mont experiment station has for many
years experimental with sundry soil
ing crops, and as q result Of its work
recommends to Vermont dairymen the
large use Of summer silage and Of oats
and peas sown at weekly intervals and
fed during July and August.
Silage is probably the cheaper food:
oats and peas somewhat the better. II
the former is contemplated as steady
summer diet for years. it would be
well to consider the erection of spe-
cial summer silo, preferably round,
with a small feeding area, small
diameter and q relatively great depth.
Silage spread over q large surface in
summer, spoils rapidly and loses large
~ in feeding value. II oats and peas
he chosen they should be sown In sue
cessive lots at weekly intervals. the
two sown separately, the peas first
rather deeply and narrowed in; the
oats two or three days later and
pushed IN. a better catch is likely to
beS secured In this way than IL sown
together. The crop may be either fed
green. haysd On put in the silo. Let
those Whose J,ll, ana August milk
yields prevs disSpp ointing try silage
orQats and pses naxt year. They may
not be- panacsaa. Int they VIII help
grestly to overco1ns tired FEEL
I'M. which allict $40 SaIry VSr1aosl,t
dairymsn Then mid crs snaelY,
returns coms 81. y
s,1S
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14

that the little case which Il bears
looks Nike q miniature cigar about half
an inch long These little cigars may
be found sticking straight up from the
twigs. leaves or fruit on which the
caterpillars are resting. It is q pecu-
liar little scoundrel, and ought to be
suppressed. Both, thess insects can be
killed readily by spraying with paris
green in the usual manner.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14
Never Domesticate

The wild goose is susceptible to "a
certain amount Of domestication. 4,
readily consorts with the tame flocks,
learns that no harm is intended and
will come to feed as readily as its
companions. 1t never loses its in
born desire for wandering, however.
and in autumn and spring will honk
constantly to bands of former COM
panions passing over in migration.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14
Grounds tor ApprsAea.iSn. n

Grounds for ApprsAensi6n. #
Tred-Do you know that / am half
afraid TO propose to Belle. the more
think Of Il. 81
Dick-Pshaw, man! Why are you
1aint- hsartedf q Il ss :s 5s s4
hit night. ! have got an idea that she
Ntli decline 70 accept me. s,j. s
Dick Int did she say7 3SS
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14
Denne.d..

De00e0s 1900 4
" Mrs. Jones-This paper speaks OF 4,
''lobbyist'' a. though 1t was term Of
reproach.
Mrs. Plagoreof course. a lobby.
list. i take It, Ii one Of those deceitful
men who sneak out between the acts
merely going into the lobby. Philsdsl-
lphia PreSa.s 81 N IA X s.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14
A Peaceful Exit.

~ FCdCe1uI EXIt.
IBID you have any words with your
mistress, which caused you to leave
your last place."
"Niver a wor-rd, mum. Shure an OF
locked her In the bathroom. and TUX all
me things, and shipped out as quiet as
yez plaze."-Harper's Bazaar.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14
One ThinE we Escnne.

One Thing We Escape,
Towson-There's no use trying being
up-to-date in slang.
Yorkrode-Why?
Towson-There is no Chinese equiva-
lent for "trek. "-Baltimore American.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14

osene and water, kerosene emulsion,
l to IL, or whale oil soap, pound in
gallons Of water, may be successfully
used, and. as all the eggs hatch at
about the same time, one thorough ap-
plication made while the larvae are
crawling will so clear a tree as to
make it safe for two or three years at
least.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14
Very Little Space

Very Little Space.
"My parents may come between u.s."
she faltered.
eff they do" he replied. holly, "they
must be pretty SMALL
And he pressed her still closer to his
manly Observation-Disclosures Record.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14

Woman came after man, and ha!
been after him ever since; but b,
doesn't give her many hurdles.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14

Carter's Ink IL Scientifically
compounded Of the best materials. II you,
dealer does not keep 1t he can get it for you.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14
Cause and Eject,

IT wonder why the Swellers have quit
inviting us to their parties?
II suppose it was because we always
went."-Chicago Record.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14

lam sure Piso's cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago-Mrs. THos. ROBBINS,
Maple Street S1orwich, N Y. Feb. II. 1900.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14

Heat what age do you think a girl
should marry? She-When asked.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14

Loss OF hair which often mars the prettiest face
prevented BY PARKERs HAIR BALsAN
HINDxRooRNs, the best cure for corns. 15cts.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14

When cycling, take bar of Whites Yu-
catan. You can ride further and easisr,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES are
fast to sunlight. washing and rubbing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-14

The greatest truths are the simplest:
so are the greatest men.-Anon.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24
SURPRISING RESULTS.
A Simple Internal Remedy Makes Re
markabIe Cures OF Catarrh.

"A SIN PIE AubeEnaA hetAeGy makes He~
markabIe Cures OF Catarrh.
People VINO have used sprays, inhalers.
salves and washes for catarrh and have
found how useless and inconvenient they
are, viii be agreeably surprised at re-
suits following the use Of a pleasant. in
ternal remedy in tablet form: druggists
everywhere admit that Stuarts Catarrh
Tablets, which they sell at SO cents for
full sized treatment is the safest, most
effective and popular Of all catarrh rem
edies
Nearly all cheap cough mixtures and
throat lozenges contain opiates; these
cheap medicines give a temporary relief,
especially with little children, by destroy
ing nerve sensation; the irritation in
throat which causes coughing is tenn
porariy removed, not by removing the
cause but by deadening the nerves Of
feeling the irritation is not felt although
IL is sun there and VIII promptly return.
Stuarts Catarrh Tablets IS the best
remedy 10 remove catarrhal secretion.
whether in the nose, throat or stomach
because they are composed Of wholesome
anuseptcs like EucoIyptoI, GuaIacoI.
Sanguinaria and Hydrastin; when you
use these tablets you know what you
are putting into your system and not TAX
ing chances with cocaine. opiates or
similar poisons' found in so many catarrh
cures ana cough medicines.
Dr. RamsdeIl 10 commenting on catarrh
cures says: II can heartily recommend
Stuarts Catarrh Tablets. because they
contain no cocaine nor other dangerous
drug found in 50 many advertised catarrh
cures. I have known Of many cases OF
long standing c2tarrh Of the head AMI
throat completely cured by the daily use
OF these tablets for several weeks. one
case IN particular which I could not
reach with an inhaler or spray and where
the catarvh caused daily headaches and
noticeable loss ~ hearing was entirely
cured by this harmless but effective rem
edy."
Dr. Wainwright SAYS; i never hest
tate to prescribe Stuayts Ca1arrh Taa-
iets Cor catarrhal headaches and catarrhal
deafness because I SNOW them n be per-
fecly safe Cor child or adult ana have
seen many remarkable cu-es resulting
from their regular daily use. because
stores is no reason why any good ohysi-
elan should not use the-l. because VIZ
should seize uDon the means of cure
wherever found
stuart's Catar-h TABLETS are especially
valu be for carar-aal colds in children
cause they are pleasant 70 The taste
ana may be used freely tie break up Sc
were colds and Group AZ the very begin
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24
UNSUITABLE DECEIT
TittIe Arts Practiced by wives.


The way a Cincinnati woman cured her
husband Of the coTee habit by a little by
play is worthy of imitation in bad cases.
He tells the tale himself: "FOr years I
had 5oeen using coffee and finally I got
like e. morphine or opium aend- knew
perfectly well that coffee rcobed me q
sleep. and I would lie awake hour after
hour in the night, throwing away my life
practically, for I needed the sleep 70 car
T. on my work.
Common sense and my knowledge Of
the medicinal effects Of caffeine (tne ac-
tive principle Of coffee told me plainly
enough that I was running my life with
every cupful. but to give coffee Up was
another question. I Simply could not.
about three months ago my wife
brought home q. sample OF Postum Food
Coffee. but I would not hear to g. she
said I was stubborn and hard headed.
No doubt I was, but Z wasn't myself.
she apparently gave up the effort 20
induce me to change. and went on fas
I supnosed) with my coffee rlght along.
i've cups day. About a month after
that I noticed + was sleeping very much
better at night my nerves we've fully
fifty Per cent stronger. drank Just
as much conee IS ever ard was delighte5
70 think that 81 was not the coffee that
was hurting me
Speaking 70 my wife ABOUT the change
in my health. I t1ld her that there must
~ something In my habits that bad
changed my heaIeh- for vas 50 much
better. and was glad 20 know that 7
could get better ard SIN use co1ee. She
laughed heartily and said SIZE might as
well Jet the cat OFT % the hag- she
said. I have been giving you Postum
Food Coffee Tor Whole month and you
have never known s.
The proot was So plain aaa tae Pos
tam Coffee 50 coed that w2s Simply
delighted vita the whole affair ard -
course freely sorgsFe nay vile f1r the
5,sstfdaels decsptian. arr getting well
as fast as a man eaud ard am teanE
my fren ss sa7at II EoweVsT. many -
them. AXE myself vG ut hear - any
change. bst stsck - thAr cEee snd
complain OF sea6achss iu Eesan ete
A Jew q thegn have been lr1urss 80
make che caanse trora c11es - Postum
Food Cc1es. aua Aave revsr kuowr
case where IL has uot w1rks5 a rFt
advantage = 3 HGtts1mllieT lIs
Race 81. Cincinnati. oAss.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24
nGOD AND HE CITY,
Bishop Potter Appeals for "A Vigilance
Committee Of - 600.

I
Committee Of "a. 600.
New York. Nov. 23.-Bi=hop Henry @.
Potter today delivered an address on
God and the City" In 81. Paurs ohape.
in which he suggested the orsaHization OF
a vigilance committee Of 25,Oo0 rstormers
10 cleanse the city Of vice he favored
q central COMMITTEES Of three 70 FIVE men
under whose orders the public comm tee
should act The bishop said IN part.
in New York tomorrow there could be
organized a vigilancs committee such g.
was in san Francisco Of 25.009 men sworn
70 service for three years and pledged BY
night ard day when their business and
their opportunities gave them the free
dom for IL. 10 see for Themselves whether
our souls had been smltten with the Eor-
row 81 that little victim q Of years
who was picked up IN the street the other
dav in broad daylight and ravsshsd b.
brute who had lived here. Would such
Things be possible 81 q God fearing com
uunltv No men ard brei hrsn. not ~
you and I had our eyes Open and kept
them open and st5os where Cod calls us
- stand today. And then finally we
r-r-t have not only vigilance but persis-
teace
We sHau rot redeem New York. men
and breth-en By EN- ms. We shall rot
70 1een ID by 3enunr aH5n. we shall m.
redeem Z hy pess.ristic tenper that
wraps is garments around e ard t1rns
.ts back upon t. There are burning with
zeal and enthu'asm and q high purpose
81 sacrifice 10 this great city today grsat
rnEItlff1fes ~ rBen aud Women thev are
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24
FAILURE AT PHILADELPHIA
Real Estate Investment Company
short OF Ample Funds

Philadelphia, Nov. 25-The Real Estate
Investment company made an assignment
today 10 John D. Ri5gsTay. the presi-
dent and a principal stakeholder Of the
company. A notice was posted request
ing depositors TO return their books for
settlement The assets Of the company
Il Is said. amount 10 s2f co while its
liabilities are $4,000 The holding 81
considerable real estate ca which no
money could be secured IS said 10 have
been responsible for the failure
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24
IMPERIAL OPPOSITION ACTIVE
Some sharp Questions Asked in
Earvuar RaSoha4aU

Some Sharp Questions Asked in
German Reichs3aS.
Berlin, oNv. 23.-In the reichstag today,
replying to question regarding the ex-
pulsion OF Germans from the Transvaal
Baron Won Richthofenm, secretary fer
foreign affairs, declared international law
justified the British authorities in remov-
ing from the seat Of war undesirable per
sons. German had also formulated de-
mands for compensation and Great Brit
ain had replied that she was prepared to
compensate those who had been unjustly
expelled.
Todays debate, which ended at a late
hour this afternoon, was the elimination
of a series Of sensational attacks upon
Emperor William and the government
over the China bin. 1t was an oratorical
conteset between Herr Bebel. the Social
ist leader, and Count Won Buelow. assis-
ted by General Won Gossler, who al
though somewhat clumsy. is no mean an
tazonist.
Last Monday Herr Bebel had demanded
Of the imperial chancellor and the minis
ter of war formal declaration as TO
whether it was true that the German
0ooP9 Az -l-4tLh Ais14 ASes@fS1 seA1i d
orders TO spare no one. Neither Count
Won Buelow nor Generl Won Gossler had
responded to this demand, and Herr
BebeI today read another IN which the
writer, a soldier pointedly asserted that
everybody, including women and children,
were slaughtered in a certain engage
ment near Tien Tsin. eli also referred f.
yesterdays statement by the Agrarisn
leader, Baron Wangenheim, 70 the effect
that the kaiser was being systematically
misinformed" and said that THIS would
explain the 'ill-informed speeches" Of
the emperor. In conclusion he explained.
This IS the system that IS undermining
al lmperial and monarchical authorltv.n
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24
APPEALS FOR EDucATI0N
Henry Asqu th Rcf-rs TO American
ard ssertaau Progress

London. NOV. G5.-Adaress nz tee lu3ilee
banquet 81 the Leeds chamesr u COM
merce this evening. Dr. Hsrbsrt Henry
Asauith. Radical member o. paraneut
Tor eastern Fifeshlre and secretary u
state for tie home department IN the las.
L-hsral government. urgently appealed
for reforms IN lhe British sensational
system, especially n the direction =
technical educaEon- Pointing 70 '1he
rapid strides The United slasss s1d Ger
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24

To remove a troublesome corn OF bun
ion: First soak the corn or bunion ia
warm water 70 soften Il. then par it down
as closely without drawing blood aud APP
ply Chamberlain's Pain Balm twice daily.
rubbing vigorously for I've minutes at
each application. A corn plaster should
be worn for a few days TO protect Il
from the shoe. As a general Iniment FOR
sprains. bruises, lameness and rhsuma-
tism. Pain Balm IS uaequaied For sale
bv Srlggfsta
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24
Boston Dental ParlorS,
Phil. Y. Strohecker, D. D. S.
Proprietor.
4O5 EAST DOUGLAS AVE.
open Evenings TIL $50.
open Evenings TIL $50.

J. J. FRENCH. o. .. s..
Best Dental service for least money.
Silver or alloy filings. 50c and up:
gold platinum filings. 100 and up clean
ing teeth. soc and up; set Of teeth. IS
and I'd.
Rooms and 2. 40 North Main St
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24

John H. Curran, secretary Of the Pop
ulist state committee, is having trouble
to obtain possession Of his desk When
the headquarters were closed after cleo
ton, Mr.. Curran left his desk in the
room. short time afterwards Mike
Thompson opened a joint in the room
and took possession Of the desk. When
Mr.. Curran returned he attempted to
recover his property, but Thompson re-
fused to surrender it. ReBlevin pro-
ceedings viii be instituted by Mr.. Cur
ran AGAINST Thomson.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24

washington, Soy. Zg-Ife pops atlsr -
the STATE q south carolina- a. ar1egac-
- today iz sE s3g AZ azstnst lsz1-lsa in
200. TaAs ls an .ucrsazs q - tg ~ af
pr ceaL
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24
RECOATNTENDs ID 10 TRATN -.

G. H. Hausan. Lima, o, engineer L.
E. & W R. R. writes: 'I have been
troubled a great deal with backache. I
was induced to try FOLEY's KIDNEY
CURE, and one bottle entirely relieved
me. I gladly recommend it to any one. es-
peciaHy my friends among the train men,
who are usually similarly afflicted" G.
Gehring, 400 z. Douglas; Geo. Van Wer-
den, 1913 n Main; Wichita Drug Co. 10
q. DOUGLAS; Gus Saur. "a z Douglas.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24

slcklss' money in a stock Transaction.
was arraigned today Scheera waived
examination and was held IN $3.50 ban
for the grand jury.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24

f L. HAMILTON. AZ. ID.
rs E Dour5ss avenue CBitunE Block.
third noor). Take elevator "a Market
street entrance.
Practice limited 70 Eye Ear. Nose ana
Throat
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-11-24

many ara making in commerce. he said
Considering our slovenly, unseihtihc
and nl-organized system of education.
the only wonder IS that we have been en-
abled to maintain commercial rivalry
with those nations as well as we have"