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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13

Through the months of June and
July u baby was teething, and took a
running of of the bowels and sick ness
of the stomach" says o. P. M. Holiday.
of Deming, Ind. Ellis bowels would
move from five to eight times a day. I
had a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy In the
house. and gave him four drops In q
teaspoonful Of water. and he got better
at once" Sold by A. c. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Compassion Wasted.

When you rejected me last evening,
asked young ~Spoonamore, had you heard,
Miss Quickstep, that my rich uncle had
cut me off with q shilling?
No. she said, with tears of tender COM
passion in he- eyes. had not. Believe
me, my friend, l am So
Well, he hasn't-and I've got another
girl.
And in the pale moonlight he was seen
to leer horribly.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Cheering Him Up.

Mr.. Newlywed-I Jaw your old lover
IN the street today, looking awfully
blue.
Mrs. Newlywed-I hope you tried to
cheer him up.
Mr.. Newlywed-Oh, yes. | showed
him my b%uttonless shirt and that new
tie you bought me.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13

Sunny Slope-So you wuz in de reg
lar army for three years? How did yer
like II?
Northern Litze-Oh, 1t wuz simply
great Only fer de grub, de drills, de
clothes, de officers, de barracks and de
pay, It would 10y way over de average
state prison Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
A Different Man.

An English tourist, who had left a
waterproof on a train, went back to
look for it. On asking the occupants
of a third-class compartment whether
they had seen anything of a Macintosh,
Ma, ma, n of them replied, we're a
Macphersons ere.-Glasgow (Scotland)
Times.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
No Ru1e for That

Sunday School Teacher-Why, Willie
Wilson! Fighting again? Didn't las
Sundays lesson teach you that when
you are struck on one cheek you oughI
to turn the other to the striker?
Willie-Yes'm; but he hit me on the
nose, and I've only got one.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13

Millions will be spent in politics this
year. We can't keep the campaign go
ing without money any more than we
can keep the body vigorous without
food. Dyspeptics used to starve them
selves. Now Kodol Dyspepsia Cule d.
gests what you eat and allows you to
eat all the good food you want. II rad
ically cures stomach troubles. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13

When you want a modern, up-to-date
physic try Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy TO take
and pleasant in effect. Price, rs cents.
Samples free at Ireland's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Notice for Publication.
[ Enlry NO. 400o.l
LAND OFFIoE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ, I
July "a, 1900. :
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register or Receiver at Santa Fe, New Mexico,
On August 20, 1900, viz: Simeon Viveash for
the NV u NV a, eh NV a of sec %, and ne n
ne a of sec 81, tip II II, r II Q.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
zion of said land, viz:
Frank w. Emerson, of Rowe, N. NJ. David
L.. Williams. of Glorieta, N. NJ. Epifanio
Gonzales and Crecencio Roibal, of Pecos, N.
NJ.
MANUEL r. OTRRo, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
SUNSHINE

AS to the latter point, the latest fig
ures available from the government rec
ords are those Of 1897, the year book OF
1898 having not yet been published. The
summer Of 1897, as 1t happened, was un-
usually cloudy and rainy at Santa Fee.
yet the superiority Of this city In the
matter of days that were sunny
throughout, can be seen by a few COM
PARSONS with places in various parts Of
the country.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
A Difference.

Prithee, your majesty, what is the
difference between yourself and Shake
speare?
What is it, fool?
Because he knew all and you only
think you do.-Indianapolis Sun.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13

Mothers indorse 1t, children like 1t,
old folks use it. We refer to One Min
ute Cough Cure. It will quickly cure all
throat and lung troubles. Ireiand's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13

"She talked to him just to let him
know she wasn't afraid of old bachelors.
"Yes?'
"And he talked to her just to let her
know that he wasn't afraid of Widows
"Well?"
"Oh, they're married now."-Chicago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Not Enough to Hurt.

First Boarder-I wonder what makes
this strawberry shortcake so heavy?
Second Boarder-Don't know, but it
isn't the weight of the Strawberries on
top, any how.-New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Didn't Resemble Nature.

Critic-Your picture doesn't resemble
nature.
Artist-The picture is all right. II
nature doesn't look that way so much
the worse for nature .-Somerville Jour.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Eas,
READ TIP
Going West
READ DOWN
LINE.

No. carries through Pullman and Tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco; Dining cars, Chicago to Kansas City and
Bakersfield to Stockton; Free Chair cars Chicago to California. I'll
No. II carries free chair car Kansas City to FL Paso and Pullman Sleep
err Kansas City to City of Mexico.
No. 90 carries through sleeper City Of Mexico to Kansas City, on No 2
from La Junta, free chair car Ell Paso to La Junta.
No. 2 carries Pullman and tourist seepers Los Angeles and San Fran
cisco to Chicago, also free chair car and Pullman sleeper through to Don.
yer, Colorado Springs and Pueblo via La Junta. ,
For time tables, information and literature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on n address, II. s. LUTz, Agent,
w g. BLACK, g. p. A., Topeka, Kas. Santa Fe, N. NJ.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Defensive Incidence.

just look at that garden, David; look
at those weeds.
Well, what's the matter with them?
Amt they thrifty?-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Prompt Retaliation.

You had q lot of visitors last week,
didn't you?
Yes, but when they went home we
sent our three daughters back with
them.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
His Charity,

John" she asked, "do you ever play
poker for proft?"
NO" he replied thoughtfulIy, ''the
game serves as my way of being chart
table. "-Philadelphia North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Ennlinik-

Bertie-Do you like the engagement
ring dearest?
Gertie-Yes, it is perfectly sweet, and
so different from what the others have
given me.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Irving Ordeal,

A polite man is one who listens with
interest to things he knows all about
when they are told him by a person
who knows nothing about them.-Tit-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Hs Hadn't Counted Up,

The Pastor-Don't you think I touched
them rather deeply this morning?
The Deacon-1 don't know. haven't
counted up yet.-Indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13

The quicker you stop a cough or cold
the less danger there will be of fatal
lung troubles. One Minute Cough Cure
is the only harmless remedy hat gives
immediate results. You will like it.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Unnecessary

Mrs. Benham-Our boy doesn't seem
to learn to talk.
Benham-Well, what's the use of his
learning? He'll probably marry some
day.-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
BISMARCK'S IRON NERVE

BISMARCK'S IRON NERVE
Was the result Of his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out of order.
If you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power Of
brain and body. Only 25c at Fischer &
CO.'S drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13

You will never find any other pills 50
prompt and 80 pleasant as DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. Ireland's Fhar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
4 Reason for II.

Closefist-My wife has saved up some
money for q nest egg.
Easygo-Is that why you call her an
old hen?-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Prepared for Business.

Papa, what is a financial forecast?
It's the way your mother looks through
my purse at night before she asks me
for money next mornins.-Tit. Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any case of
coughs, colds OF Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and 80 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
Too Much Stimulaut,

Woozy Actor-Can this be death?
Voice from Third Tier-No! Looks
more like beer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
DYSPEPSIA CAN Be CUREDBY USING
ACkER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
Is cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA.

oIVN ANU FEHWN'
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and 50 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13

1t will surprise you to experience the
benefit obtained by using the dainty
and famous little pills known as De-
Wits Little Early Risers. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-13
FARMING LANDS UNDER IRRIGATION SYSTEM.
Choice PRAIRIE OR MOUNTAIN GRAZING LANDS.

We'll watered and with good shelter, interspersed with
raising grain and fruits. In size of tracts to suit purchaser.
LARGE PASTURES FOR LEASE, for long term of "
shipping facilities over two railroads.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-04-08

moment, it gave on this occasion an ex-
cellent percentage of profit, for our ex-
penditure only came to e2, 100000 But a
balance in hand at the close is not al
ways a certainty even for the victors
for some years after this we had to draw
our sword against China again and while
this time we spent 81, 000 600, we only de-
manded a quarter Of that back from the
Celestials when they were properly
beaten.
Germany must be the admiration of fn-
anciers for the way in which she runs
her wars and the little pile she makes
out of them Her famous war with France
in 1870 is what ministers of finance dream
about. This war cost her roughly about
9115.00 600. The governmnt voted $50, 900,
GOO of this for expenses, and the pensions
which she had to pay afterward to her
disabled soldiers cost her 60, ,OOO To
these items may be added one of ESQ.,
100000 for the loss sustained by her million
soldiers being taken away from their
occupations.
On the other side we find France paying
up an indemnity at the finish to the tune
of no less than 920O,0O0,OO0. and even this
huge amount by no means represents the
total of Germany's receipts. Alsace and
Lorraine, which she captured from the
enemy, are valued at $4,000 900; she took
general goods home with her to the value
of 910,000,000, another 81, 000,000 in railway
carriages and engines; and she got
100000, 600 worth of food and clothing for
her army while in France, giving the
French tradesmen acquisitions, or re-
ceipts, which were handed at the close
Of the war to their own government, who
paid up accordingly. Add to this the
100000 which Germany received as in
terest on the indemnity before it was all
paid, and we get 93i7 100000 as her war
receipts. Subracting her loss of e115,-
0C0,0G0, we find her with a clear profit Of
considerably over G200,000,000 Little won
der that France is still sore upon the
point. 1t was not long before this war
with France that Germany squeezed an
indemnity of GS, $50 600 out OF Austria
after only month Of war
Russia would like few streaks Of luck
like this, for all her experiences have not
been so happy pecuniarily. For instance,
there was her war with Turkey rather
more than twenty years ago, which
might have balanced very satisfactorily
if the powers had not interfered After
seven months lighting she sent in a bill
to Turkey fer 9141,000,e OO dividing it into
E90, 900 for expenditure on her army
and war material, and G51, 900 for in
jury to Russian commerce. She offered
to take e32 100000 In cash andIhe balance
in kind-that it, territory; but the powers
drew the line at the territory. AS every
body knows. Turkey has not paid or
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-04-08
MILLIONS won In WAR
FIGHTING IS NOT ALWAYS Ex-
PENsIVE For THE vICTORs.
CasselTs Journal.

CasselIs Journal.
There can be but little doubt that war,
If waged successfully. is one of the finest
methods of national money making it is
possible to conceives3 and this point of
view is particularly Interesting just now
when we hear so much about our enor-
nous expenditure in dispatching an army
to South Africa, and the, tremendous bill
Of costs we are being let in for through
the fighting there. OF course, when the
campaign is long and arduous, and the
losing side is in an Impoverished condi-
ton, it is possible that the victors at the
finish may find the loss bigger than the
profit; but this can seldom happen nova
days. In most wars.that have happened
during the last twenty or thirty years
the victorious nations have at the close
been able to regard their banking ac-
counts with a constable degree of COM
placency, and to agree with the remark
which statesmen make that, there are
some things worse than war.
How Americas balance sheet in connec-
ton with the war with Spain will come
out exactly is not yet quite certain The
campaign has proved considerably more
harassing and expensive than expected,
the wretehed Fiiipinos being. Of course,
responsible But the war before this one
in which we took so much interest, Tur-
key VS.. Greece, resulted highly satisfac-
torily to the former from financial point
of view.
japan made an exceedingly fine thing
out of her war with China which she
managed so well. Japan had only $4,000
men engaged, and the war cost her alto
gether the comparatively trife &C. coo 600.
China had to pay her afterward the nice
little sum of eS7.O0o,O00, leaving a clear
profit Of $1,000, Oo0, which. reckoning the
time the war lasted, worked out to a
profit of e10 per Jap a week.
Sixty years ago, when we were our
selves at loggerheads with China, we
made profit of e2ooO,oOo as the result
of nearly three years lighting. This was
not such good haul as the Japanese had,
but. regarding war as business for tn,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-04-08

and of income bonds Of that road and
Of real estate.
These are estimated by friends of the
company to be worth at market prices
not less than 100000 This shows a
book value for the preferred stock of not
less than 40 per cent.
A man who is closely connected with
the company said: THE present price of
Mexican National Construction company
stock is much below its value. That is
shown by the annual report, It will soon
sell considerably higher. Demand for the
stock has until recently been light, but
there has been no pressure to sell among
holders. The stock has had many wide
fluctuations, at one time selling as high
as $50"
TENDENCY TOWARD CONTRACTION.
In speaking Of the conditions now pre-
valling in the money market, Mr.. Frank
Sturgess, president of the Seaman's
Bank for Savings, said:
Banks have gotten almost up to their
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-04-08

limit OF loaning capacity, and the ten
oency Tor some time will be to contract
ratner than to expand loans. AS long as
general business continues good 1 think
that good rates will be obtainable for
Ioans' and by good rates I mean 6 per
cent and upward.
PEOPLE who are counting on Immediate
TeHe1 TO the money market because of
the new currency law do not understand
the situation. There WILL of course. be
Teiler, but 1t will come so slowly that It
VIII scarcely be tangible, and even when
IL comes 1t will not be as great as ia
now popularity supposed
II VIII take some time for the treasury
70 pay out the premiums provided in tho
Dill to the banks which surrender tbei.
hlsn interest ponds and take in exchange
the z per cents. Only a small part of that
Increase Will come to New York cttv
ieahWhlle the subtreasury will go on
absorbing money from the banks II
shouid also be borne In mind that it will
,dhe good while to prepare the circulate
ing notes and place them in the hands of
the banks ready for use. Those peonIe
VINO are looking for 2 and per cent
money In the near future are doomed m
be terribly mistaken" "
FEW REARED FOR BANKERS
1t is a peculiar fact that few of orr
pank presidents are born and bred haDir
ers. James, Stillman, Of the Nationa}
lily Dank' is a cotton merchant I Ed
ward Simmons. of the Fourth Nationa1
Is by profession stock broker. Prank
Illford, of the Bank of New Amsterdanl,
IS retail grocer. Edward b. Poor 80
the National Park bank, is a drv eooda
merchant Levi P Morton, of the Nor.
ton Trust company, was a dry goods mer-
chant. Edwin Gould, of the Produce nv
chahge trust company. was a Tnanufsc!
turer of matches. Warner Van Norder
of the Bank of North America. was q
manager of railroads and other enter
prises. John K Cilley, of the Ninth M
t1onal, is retired merchant Thomas +,
James, of the Lincoln National. was =
printer and newspaper man; after that n
politician. Oliver S. Carter, Of the Ma
tlonal Bank of the Republic, is a tea i'm
porter.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-04-08
Smallest Revolver Ever Made.

New York Sun
Stephen NJ Van Allen, of Jamaica, an
expert shot with rifle or revolver. has
received eees ed, as q gift the smallest revolver
ever made. 1t IS only an inch long and
is perfect in every detail 1t is self-5cti ie.
and the chamber holds six cartridgas
me bullets are about the size of the
mead or large pin. The cartridges pos
sSsS suIIlclent power to send the bullets
through half-inch board Mr.. Van Az
len has tested the little weapon and found
1t accurate. 1t was given to him bv a
friend, who obtained It abroad.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-04-08

San Francisco Wave.
Elliott Hook was cooking a beefsteaR
at Caloocan when a Mausen bullet hit
the pan in which the steak was sizzling,
knocked it about a rod and sprinkled
Hook with hot grease. The disappointed
sailor Immediately loaded his rifle and
watched all day long to get a shot at the
into this war at the call of my country,
but since that fellow spilled my meat
it has become a personal matter" And
he so regarded it until he sailed away
from Manila.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-04-08
Like the Growing of Lions.

Philadelphia Record
The besieged in Ladysmith say that
the sounds made by Buffers distinct ar
tillery resembled the sullen growing of
lions, and those whose travels have taken
them into the lion-habited regions unite
iii saying that big guns fifteen miles of
are remarkable like the distant roaring
OF the king of beasts.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-04-08
AN NATIONAL CONSTRUC
TION COMPANY.

Quite a little interest has developed re-
Gently in the preferred stock Of the Next
can National Construction company, buy
Ing of good character being reported.
The stock is now quoted in the neighbor-
hood Of Is. These transactions have at
tracted attention to the recently issued
report of the company for the year end
ing Dec. q last.
The report shows that, other. than cur
rent expenses and dividend scrip to the
amount Of S1SZo0O, the company has no
liabilities whatever. The assets of the
company consist in part Of the stock Of
the Mexican National Railroad company
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-04-08
War a persona1 Matter.

that Indemnity yet, and it not likely t
do so, so that Russia lost heavily.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-12-20

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