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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25
Another Coincidence.

Baltimore World.
Perhaps Secretary Roots visit to Cuba
while the constitutional convention is In
session is only another administration
coincidence
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25
Most FatnI of Habits

New York World.
Mark Twain once pointed out that 60
ing to bed is the most fatal of human
habits, inasmuch as fully 95 per cent of
all deaths take place IN bed.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25
It Can BE Done Standing Up.

Washington Times
The Hon. Shelby M CulIom is not the
man to sit quietly down while his poIiti-
cal form is being Tannerized.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25
Snfn Wnmnr

It's a safe bet that your Uncle Mark
Hanna will break a cold bot on that
ship subsidy bill when it is launched
in congress
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT.
Enlarged TOp-Pieco

New York Herald.
From his statement of his own reIa-
ton to affairs in Spain it is evident that
Gen. Weyler has what in this country is
sometimes called ''the swelled head"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25
GLQBE.S CIRCULATION INST V[[K

dUeSer reminded that the respective ccuao19 of t
WeedGy ana Sunday Globe largely separate propositions that Of
the Sunday being smaller in the rural parts week-dqy edition
and larger in St. Paul and nearby cities and towns }
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

overwhelmingly fair Sunday and
Monday; colder Sunday in eastern por-
tlon; fresh westerly winds, becoming va
Iiable.
Wisconsin-Fafr Sunday, except snow in
southern portion; colder in western por-
uon; MONDAY fair; fresh to brisk nor III
westerly winds.
IOWa-Fair in western; snow in eastern
portions Sunday; colder except in south
east portion; Monday fair; northe1Iy
winds
North Dakota-Fair, warmer Sunday;
Monday probably snow; variable winds
South Dakota-Far Sunday; warmer in
western portion; Monday fair; variable
winds.
Montana-Fair Sunday; warmer in east
ern portion; Monday probably snow; va
riable winds.
ST. PAUL.
Yesterdays observa tions, taken by the
United States weather bureau, st. Paul,
+ +. Lyons, observer. for the twenty
four hours ended at z o'clock last night
-Barometer corrected for temperature
and elevation.
highest temperature .................. SO
Lowest temperature .................. Il
average temperature .................. "a
Daliy range ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Is
4IdIO!IIttef ".....,......... ......s......30 Sc
uiltIOIty ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 80
SiOOlpIldllou .........................
Z p. m, temporal ure ................ %
p. m, weather, partly cloudy; wind,
southwest.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25
SUNDAY GLOBE CHANCES.

Sc -
Today, in the Protestant church calen-
dar, is the twenty-fourth Sunday after
Trinity. In the Catholic church it *
the twenty-fifth Sunday after Pentecost
The sun is due to rise at 1901 a. m. and
set at ABB p m. The moon tonight will
be a shade off from being full The
international Sunday school lesson has
for its topic: Sober Living" from Titus
ii, LIS. The golden text is: 1--WE should
live soberly, righteously, and cody, in
this present world. Tit ii, r. The
Christian Endeavor and Epworth league
topic is: Praise the Lord the lesson
being Psalms cxlvii 1-2O, the text being
1T is good to sing praises unto our
God; for it is pleasant, and praise is
comely."
Nov. 25 in the Catholic church is dedi-
Gated to the memory of st. Catherine,
who is known by her wheel. She was
born in Alexandria, Egypt, and early in
life displayed a passion for polite itera-
ture. On her conversion she eagerly
preached Christianity and openly re-
buked the pagans for their idolatry This
gave offense, and she was condemned
to suffer death by being torn to pieces
by wheels having spiked hooks. She was
saved by a miracle, but later was be-
headed. In pictures she is represented
by wheel, and from this IS derived the
circular window in ecclesiastical arehi-
lecture, termed a Catherine wheel win
dow, and also a fireworks of similar
form.
sat last reports the condition of Ser
ator Davis, of Minnesota, was such as
to warrant grave doubts of his recov-
cry Few can have forgotten the
virility of Senator Davis Americanism
during the turbulent times of the Span
ish war. Fewer still are those who do
not feel strong desire to see him alive.
The work which he helped to begin IS
not yet completed. "-Fairhayen CVash)
Herald.
1t is said that one-ffth of the pepn.a-.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25
ANOTHER CIPHER DISCOVERED,

- OAASOON
OF the making of ciphers there is ap-
parently no end. The latest case is
that of London investigator who comes
forward with the statement that Shake
speare had hand in writing the Bible.
Here is what he says: Ia
I'm Shakespeare's name lies the KEY
to a wonderful cryptogram. The spell
ing Shakespeare was the poets nom
de plume, while 'shakespere' was his
name, an evident change of Shake
spear. In each of the two spellings last
given are ten letters-four voweIs and
six consonants. Combine these two fig
ures and We have the number forty-siX
the key to the mystery.
Turning to the forty-sixth Psalm in
the revised version it is found that the
psalm is divided into three portions. each
one ending with 'seIah.' Remember the
numbeF-fOrty-six
Counting forty-six words from the be-
ginning of the psalm, one reads the
word shake in the first portion, and
counting forty-six words from the end
Of the psalm one reaches the word
spear. There is tShakespear' as plain
ly as letters can make it"
Now that the campaign is over, rer-
haps Mr. Donnelly can turn his atten-
ton to the Scriptures.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

1t is said that one-fifth of the pepu.a-.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25
RIVER BULLETIN
Fall.
Yesterdays TEMPERATURES.
SUNDAY. NOV. Is. 1850.

Washington time q D. m. St Paul1
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

Today, Nov. %, is the anniversary of
the evacuation Of New York by the Brit
ish in 1888, and Is known as ''Evacua ton
Day the last post held by them in the
United States. Also of the battle Of Mis-
slonary Ridge and the defeat of Gen.
Bragg in 1853
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

If the fusionists control the Nebraska
legislature it is said Gilbert NJ. lTitch=
cock, editor OF the Omaha World-HeraId.
will be elected United States senator. lie
is the son of a former senator.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

NOW that the election is over" said
the man who had been disappointed by
the result, 'let US ask ourselves calmly:
What is the question of the hour with
the workingman?' E"
Usually" replied the observant citizen,
tits: Say, is it u o'clock YETI Chi
cago Evening Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

France is all excitement over the pres
e:ice of Kruger, and ]. Bull is not pleas
ed. u Sam is not especially concerned
until some country welcomes Aguinaldo.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

The government transport r. A. Cous-
ms, filed with supplies for troops in
Alaska, was wrecked a couple of weeks
ago and is a complete loss The crew
was saved. Another report from Alaska
Is to the effect that the Indians are starv-
ing owing to the killing off of game by
the whites
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

The vote for John G. WooIey, the Pro-
hibition candidate for president, is much
larger than in 1895, The vote this year
will nearly reach the half-mtIlion mark
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

The country produced last year an av-
erage of 22,22O pounds of grain of all
kinds for each inhabitant, as against $50
pounds for each person in England
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

In discussion the other day on the
subject of trusts, one man said in his
experience that the poorest trust he
knew Of was to trust to luck.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

One of the causes of the Revolutionary
war was the tax on tea, the tax amount
ing to about one-third the tax we now
impose on tea to help pay the expenses
of war on the. people who raise tea.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

Charles Hacker Pinkham, proprietor
and business manager of the Lydia q,
Pinkham Medicin company, Lynn, Mass,
is dead. He began business in a small
way, and by advertising accumulated a
large fortune. He was highly esteemed
and very philosophical. He was fifty
three years of age and a sou of Lydia.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-25

.'The sexton, tolling his bell at noon,
Dreams not that the great Napoleon
Stops his horse and lists with delight
AS his files creep along yon Alpine
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08
Mortgage Sale.

NOV oLt
wHEREAs. default has been made In the
Of a mortgage o ntainiIR q pow
er1of sale, executed by Emily Miles and John
Miles her husband. to the Union Banking
Company. dated July 18th. 1890. mortgag-
Ing the south West Quarter Of Section H3 In
Township lie, north OF Range 50 west OF
the 9th. r. NJ. Hand County, South Dako-
ia. and which mortgage was duly recorded
on July 28th. 1890, in boo Al Of mort
Cages. on page ITO; was duly assigned to
=. A. johnson which assignment has been
.drly recorded. The Rnoun claimed to be
due on raid mortgage at this date In
e21s.AO. Attorneys fees all0 wed by law
$1,000. and for the recovery OF which no
action or proceeding has been instituted.
Notiec Is hereby given that said mortg age
win be foreclosed by . public sale OF said
premises ON the 22nd day Of December,
1900, at z o'clock r. M ut the front door Of
the Court House: or building used as 2
Court House. In Miller. Hand County South
Dakota, to satisfy said indebtedness and
the expense of foreclosure.
Dated November LIST. 1900.
Il. A.. JOHNSON,
Assignee OF Mortgages.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08

Nov. sta
In County Court, Hand County, south Da-
kota.
Estate OF Hannah Bartlett shapley Davis,
deceased.
To all persons interested in said estate
N all whom 1t may concern:
Take notice that the deposition OF Jane
Edward SIMPLIFY, executor Of the last Will
and testament Of said deceased. as a Witness
on hfs own behalf, win be taken at the office
OF b. s. Curran. Notary Public. In and for
Broome County; New York. ( o. court
County. New York. between the hours Of 10
day, the Both day OF November. 1900; said
deposition TO be used upon the nnat
bearing herein, for the assignment OF the
estate Of ssid deceased remaining unsold.
and upon the fnal account and report oil
said executor, and his application to be per-
mitted to remove from this Jurisdiction tho
mouey and personal estate OF said deceased
I'm his hands. and for his discharge herein.
Dated this 3rd day Of November, 1900.
w. r. Mason.
Attorney for executor
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08
BISMARK,s IRON R Y

Was the result OF his splendid
health. Indomitable will and tre-
mendous energy are not found where
Stomach, Liver Kidneys, and Bow
els are out OF order. II you want
these qualities and the success they
bring, use DR.. Kings New Lie Pills.
They develop every power OF hrain
and BODY. Only 25c at Fitzgerald
xiug store Vote
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08

Oct Ate
Notice for Publication.
Land Oihce at Huron. So. Oak. Sept. 2S.
300.
Notice Is hereby given that the folio wing
named settler has filed notice OF his inten-
ton TO make final proof Ian support OF his
claim. and that said proof will he made be-
fore the Judge 81 the County Court at Miller
:. ID, on Saturday, Nov. 10th . viz:
ANTON HARDES.
under his II. u. No. 1894, for the North
Ei,-i "a of Sec. 3 Twp. liz. NJ. Range 6S,
81. .tit A.. NJ. He nanies the following wit.
nesses To prove his continuous residence
upor aud cultivation OF said land, viz:
John . sfruif of Howell. y, D., conrad
srhaeierS, Carl schaefers, John Csstigan. OF
nrleat, SD.
c. A. . BLAsy. Rsgi.tsr
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08
Oct. ats
Notice For Publication.

Department OF the Interior. Land Office
at Huron, So. Oak. sep. ~, 1900.
Notice IL hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intep-
ton to make final proof In support OF his
claim. and that said proof vii! he made he
lore Clerk Of Courts ~ Miller, >. D., on Nov.
18th. 1900, viz:
ISAAC ODIE,
Ill. T.. No. 1856 Gur the ; W n Sec. 2, Twp.
la. N. Range 81, w. 5th T. VI.
lie nance the l0llow ing " witnesses to prove
his continuous rcstdefsce gpons uHd cultiva-
tion OF, said lind VIZ Matthias Shugter.
Thomas MathHs, = hl,rlGs Ne'c,,rs trhOfnas
kellough, all ofAiiUcr, Hand a.,lSacD. s
q a. BRAKE Ragistrr.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08
Oct. 1StG oo
TImber Culture. Final rroof.--Notice
for Publication.

limited states Land Oface. Huron, SO. t maj
Oct IN. g0o Notice H. hereby gwen si ron
DANIEL ID. Y. Hull hasxled notice oiint g nurts
to make final proof before clerk TT,hrrsSay,
the 2g day of Nov. 300, on thinner cutter
appiication M. 9926. for the \ ggnHa N.
o. dissection No. ~. in iownship Np names as
IN nesses. Peter deiycr M: "eis, ~
Charles Donahne, Thomas Barrett -
Dean, 3. ID.
.rcstjmopy Of claimant. viii be taken ~
fore the Clerk, lof Court "est ~
Fay.tte Co, Ia, CD satne hal'.
= a. MAKE. Registss.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08

Oct. 1876
Timber Culture, Final P-oof.-Notice
for Publication.
United States Land Once, Huron, So. OAK,
Oct. Ii. 1900.
Notice In hereby given that Napoleon u.
Webber has filed notice ofintention to make
final proof before County Judge at his Of
fee In Miller, 8. d.. on Saturday the 8 day
OF Dec. 1900. on timber culture application
Nc. gO44 for the N L quarter OF section No.
80, in Township No. 100. N. Range No. GS.
w. eth y. M. He names rs witnesses: w.
w. johnson, John Lester, l.. ", Johnson. oil
Ames. 4. ID. f.. L. Saltmarsh. OF Miller, {. }.
Testimony OF claimant will be taken be-
fore the Clerk OF the District Court ut Blair,
Neb.. on same date.
G.. A. BLAKE. Register
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08

oct asia
Order for Hearing Petition for Letters
or Administration.
At a County Court. Held In and Tor Hana
County, south Dakota. at tho once OF tns
County Judge, In the town OF Miller IN sa,1
County, on the 22nd day OF October A.
Present: Hon G. G. Briggs County
Judge.
s csss, q g sGs %a.d Dakota In 's coa GSu'ty
In the matter OF the Estate OF
Julius G. Elliott, Deceased.
On Reading and Fiing The Petition OF
Matilda Elliott Of Hand County, setting
forth that Julius Z. Elliott died Interstate on
that Letters OF Standardization OF the estate
Of laid deceased be issuedto Matilda Elliott
OF Hand County, State OF S0unt Dakota.
1t 10 Ordered. that said application and
petitition be heard by the County Judge, ~ J
special term to be held ut his Office in the
town OF Miller, in said county OF Hand. on
the 18th dav OF November A. ID. 1900. at 10
o'clock A. N, OF that day.
It IL Further Ordered, that due notice
thereof be given by publishing q notice .ol
hearing for three successive weeks tonce IN
each week. prior to said hearing. IN the
Pioneer Press Q newspaper pnbll s ~ n. sa All.
dressed to the heirs OF said Julius 7. Elliott
deceased. resident In this state nt their
places df residence. and deposited In the post
Office, with the postage thereon prepaid. by
the aaid petitioner at least ten days before
the time Of said hearing.
Dated at Miller south Dakota. this 22nd
day OF October A. d.. 1900.
BY the Court: c. G. BRIGGS,
Judge OF the county Court.
ATTEST: wM. DowLER.
Clerk Of Courts
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08
ste.
Notice for Publication.

Nov g
. Notice for Publication.
Dept. OF the Interior. Land Office at HUI
ron, \. ID. Nov. 2, 1900.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice oil his Intention
to make final proof In support of his claim.
ed that said proof will be made before
County Judge at Miller. 8. d.. on Dec, ID,
AUGUST KoPECKY,
H. T.. No, 14441 for the 8 Il VI Sec. II. Twp.
III n. Range 20. w. 9th r. NJ.
he names the folio wing witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
ton OF. said land viz: frank Blatchlord,
Wepcil H0udek. Jacob J, Houdek, William
Blatchford all OF Kolda. y. D.
G. 4. BLAKE. Register.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08

Department OF the Interior, and Office at
Huron. SO. OAK. Sep. 81. 1900. Notice Is
hereby given that the following named set
tier has hled notice OF his intention to make
final proof In support OF his claim and that
said proof VIII be made before Clerk of
Courts, at Miller 8. OAK, on Nov. IL,
1900, viz:
CARL OLSEN.
ii. u. No. II Sioux Series for the Il. IA s T.
"a and = Il a N + Il Sec. 81. and \ w "a Wv
u See. n. Twp. 100, N. Rem ~ 10, w, 9Th
y. m. He names the folio wing witnesses
10 prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation Of said land. viz:
nike Johnson Emit Sivertron Alex Ander.
son A. Ingrs all oi Bailey, y. %.
g a. BLAKE, Register.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08

Nov. ste
Notice For Publication.
Department OF the Interior, and Office at
Huron So. Oak Nov. =, 1900.
Notice IL hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice OF HIS inten-
tf0n to make final proof In support OF MS
claim. and that said proof will be made be
Tore Clerk of Courts at Miller y. d., on Dec.
Is, 1900. viz:
WILLIAM III. SMITH,
n. r. No. 14Of2 for the N VIZ Sec. IA,
Twp, ia. N. Range 81, w. 9TH p. m.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
tion of said land, viz:
X Il. Ross. w. A.. Williams, Abner G,
Wharton, Ell Gates, all OF Odessa, =. ID.
@. A. BLAZE. Register.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08
WI }

'1WU 1
HandCoun
Plurali1
Offic
The official RI
ty' as canva'
Board Tuesda
per giving tn
President, gov
6cers. There
electors on eac
for Mckinley Q
from the vote
republican ele'
democratic ell
Of this county
the county is
lows:
AcKinlev, rep
Bryan, dem.
Wooley, prot
Dsbs, social d
Barker, pop.
This gives
ocrats by tw
licans on p
closest result
On Govern
plurality o
Hcers about
tOrney ieneI
rep. carried
On the CT
Gratis were
Briggs and
maiorities W
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ture won BY
| These yaria
tomary boz
1 voters who
their friend
and Hand
| that. But
| ticket the
surely har
caused the
edge OF the
County is
and it i
on either I
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managem
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parties to
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national
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the highe
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policies {
and hon
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and in q
feeling 8
people
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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08

Best 1sc Feather icking........12Kc
Good Ticking"....-............... &c
Dress Cambria. &c
Best Silessia per I'd. ....-......... Sc
Best Cotton Bats per roll...... lie
Good 4e
z Spools Coats Thread............. 25c
Large cotton Blanket per pair. 45c
Extra large cotton blankets per
pair 65-9O-1.25-160.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08

Very best prints per yd.....-.... DC
GoRd "" &c
Best Apron Check Gingham...... Axe
Good $500. &c
Best 12Kc.Shirting. SC
Best 1Oc -....""...... &c
Good s:Shirting...."......".".. DC
Best 1Oc Outing Flannel....-..... &c
I" &c acknowledgements. &c
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08
Fur Coats, Hats, Caps, Shoes, Flu
Dishes. etc

r o and in gt many cases ks tnn ct as the goods NUS B e SOL son as possible
Now YOU are rtanEyn need of all kinds of FOODS that we have, and you will miss the opportunity da
life time nyou do tc call n look over ourg goods before buying dollars worth aywhe eee Remm-
we have Szoooow worth ofchoke new goods that must bes d soon as posHde as we need the money
to buy more cattle Below we hhe price on few articles give you ideao how cheap you bW
your Winter Supplies at our losing SALE.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08

Good fast black Hose per pair.
Cottonade & Jeans pants cloth
worth zoe to 25c now 12H ID
Good Shifting Flannel. y
Job lot ladies winter underwear
worth up to $1.00 per gar
ment choice. q
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-08

We have more dress goods and trimmings than all other stoesin Hand County eombn
GU nav need at very lw prices Mems suits $a75 to $135 Boys suits COO. to $3.50
BOYS oyercoatss ST sc to $3.50, Mems fur pats $3.50 ito 1s IS -Mnss shoes 81 25 t 235,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-05-10

grand Jury term. They were put under
bail and falling to furnish bonds were
committed to await the action OF the
forthcoming grand Jury.
tic said they were discouraged and iolt
that thcN had no chance for fair pay and
having u good opportunity to- get out
chose to take Il rather than remain ho-
tween wall, longer after the grass had
begun to grow.
For tho two days aud nights covering
Tuesday ana Wednesday hc and his son
law prone upon their faces without u NOR
sci of food or a drop Of drink and ID was
hunger and thirst to the last extreme that
drove them out, one little red squirrel
having been the only food they had since
the fatal breakfast i'm Stockhridgc.
Sometime Wednesday night they started
toward their old homes ANA haunts COM
ing west TO a clearing. Here they struck
what Is known a. the Nurth Brauch road
leading into East Middlobury. Then PASS
ing the Glen liouSe they Travelled the
principal street of the hamlet until roach
ing the town farm. from this point APP
proachcs were made to the Branch and
SC"lcN premises as before told, and to the
point where they were hunted down and
captured.
shaw stated thai hc had uutsccu Flanders
or any of his family. TicmcY or any of
his family. Concerning tho oVcrcoat
claimed 10 have been sivcn him by Mrs.
Flanders. he declared that hc had pichcd
II up somewhere i'm the road.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-05-10
4 Transform nation.

Tor heavens sake, tell that new serv-
ant of your. to get a new dress before
she come here tomorrow. She Is posi-
lively too sloveuly to come into the dim
ing room
This "hedvy' was dealt ont by "A subur-
banite t. Ii wife the other morning, She
informed the ncgreS,. of the desire of the
master of the house. but that gentleman
had no idea his instructions would be 50
we'll carried ont.
When the breakfast was brought in the
following morning. what was his surprise
to behold the negrcss logged out in Il
magnificent evening dress. with sparklc5
in her hair ard other adornmcnts on her
bare arms and neck
"What's all this?" he cried ''IIave
You fired that other girl and got an
Egyptian princess in her place.
NO. boss" said the girl, speaking Tor
herself. Use dc same niger. hut | jes'
put on muh ragtime clo'e>. rs YOU WIZ
so partic'ler bout muh personal pear
sncc. memphis Scimitar.