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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

We devote some time at least to the
study of conditions in this county
and elsewhere, you will find few
thoughts OH the use of money in cleo
tons and conventions. The man who
has to buy his nomination and cleo
tion dranes from the honest voter rs
much as from the dishonest serf, in
his attempts to be put in .statu quo.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

There is a man by the name Of
Northcot, down at The city Of Hunt
ington, who once had bright prospects
aud broad fields "f political useful
ness spread out before him, but an
evil day came and we advise him to
look for political preferment to some
country outside of the Fourth Con.
gressional district. Of West Va.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26


The great Republican machine
ground out Presidential candidate
and candidate fol Vice Presidcn, at
Philadelphia last week. The con
Yention was tremendous aggrega.
ton of the various conditions in life
but IN the main was composed of
those who sit in high places. Pre-.
clous few coal diggers or country ed
itors were there IL delegates or specta-
tors. The nomination of Mckinley
hss long been conceded and 10 have
nominated another would nave heen
TO thwart the will of the people
The only perpleXing questions before
The convention being platform of
principles and Vice Presidential
candidate. OF course ihere was, and
always is, some jar and discord In
details, but the country expects that.
The Republicans now enter the cam.
paign in better fighting trim than
they have for many years Whether
the present era of prosperity in this
country is due to a judiclous admins.
iration of affairs, by the Republican
party or otherwise, the country will !
naturally praise the bridge that carrys
the wagon over. In the light of ALI
the facts the Democrats will have a
terrible uphill pull in the present
campaign, yet new conditions might
arise that would suddenly turn the
tide. The indian once said, white
man uncertain"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Last fall l spraIned my left hin
%hlie handling some heavy boxes
The doctor ] called on said at first il
vas slight strain and would soon he
well, but it grew worse and the doc.
tor then said ] had rheumatism. Il
continued to grow worse and I couId
hardly get around TO work. I went
To drug store and the DRUGGIST
recommended me To- try Chamber.
IaIns Pain Balm. I tried if and
oue.haIf Of 5Octent bottle cured me
entirely. lnow recommend il 10 all
my irends-F. A. BAHcocK, Erie
ia. III for sale by Dye Pharmacy
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Losr:-A sample case, about 10 inches
long, wirh square corners. Was lost be-
tween EVANSVILLE and my home on Trace
Fork of Tanner. The finder will be liberal
Ia rewarded if he will return the same to the
Chronicle office or TO me at my residence
Al GAMER.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Fred Pell. while assisting in wind.
lassing the gasoline boat, Mable B.,
through rifle last Thursday had
the misfortune to get his nose broken.
BY accident he let loose Of Ieaver
with the above result.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

|, G. w. Hardman, Sheriff, of the county
ot Calhoun, do swear that the foregoing list
is, verify believe, correct and Just. That
have received no part Of the Taxes for
which the persons and property therein
mentioned are returned delinquent, and
that | have used due diligence to find prop
erty within my county liable to distress for
the said taxes, but have found none
G. w. HARDMAN, Sheriff,
Calhoun county.
Sworn to and subscribed before me this
18th day of June, 1000.
ALLEN HAEDMNN, y. u.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Miss Ethel Stump, of Grantsvil!e.
Calhoun county, arrived In town Sat
nrday, ond is a guest ut DIR. f. II.
Stnmp's, on High street. She visit
ed here last summer and has many
friends here, who are glad to have
her among them again Philippi
Plaindealer.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

The old reliable music house of L.
5. Curtis, Parkersburg, West Va,
handles strictly first class instruments
and has complete line on
hands in this town now. Their
man, Mr.. King, will be pleased to
call on you and show you an organ,
piano or string instrument. Salts
faction guaranteed.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

The funeral sermon Of Nelson NJ
Bennett will be preached the third
Sunday in July, at 10 a. M, at the
Rush run Baptist church, by Rev. d
n Connolly. y
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

We will furnish you one thousand
envelopes, with your name and adj
dress neatly printed on the same, for
only S1.50.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

1t does seem To us that TayIor's
claim that Kentucky will give 10, 600
Republican majority this year is rath.
er -extravagant.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Frank Hathaway, wife, daughter
in-law and 1.-THE daughter, ofSyca.
more, we're here last Tuesday.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

We are better prepared to do your
job work now than we have ever been
before. Give us an order.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Remember that ut the Chronicle
office you can get any and all kinds
of job work done you want, and much
cheaper than you can get it done else,
where.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

The CHRoNICLE job printing de,
partment has recently been supplied
with all the equipments necessary for
any kind Of printing, from the neat,
plain business stationery to the multi
coIored poster. We give special
attention to book work.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Mckinley, OF the central West and
osAelt, of the East ought to make
wonderfully strong combination.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

The personal effects of DIR. and Mrs.
Blair were sold at public auction last
Saturday, and they brought good pri.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

The newspapers say that the Dem.
Dcratic State Executive committee re.
quired Holt, the nominee fg- Govern.
or, to come down with s.. 900 Let's
zee, a Governors salary all told
amount u go 800 - YOU zee half
Of his entire saIary i. gone the first
dash out Of the box. ADD to this the
probable cost of securing the uomiua.
ton, which, according To- best e.,i.
mates, was not less than 81 OOO
30 you can readily see that he g,e.
into the race purely az a matter Of
"honoh" Does a man love mouey,
Is humanity the same the world over
Does not a Governor have ample %.
Portunities to do rich and powerful
corporations great favors? Isit nat
true that such corporation, a. q rule
are willing and able to pay for favor.l
WIZ not the same thing he true If
the Republican candidate2 win
this state Of affairs before ms. ills or,.
foolery if not damfoolishnoss II,
talk about doing any thing To- trp.ts
and powerful combines. Senator
Walcott, in the introductory s,o,cL
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Saturday and Sunday were Rev.
Burns regular preaching days at the
Baptist church in this town
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

j. II. johnson, Jr., and daughter
Miss Laura, were guests of friends
here one day last week.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26
What You Can Buy For $500.

DIR. NJ. I. Hall, the leading Den
fist Of West Va, will make you n
No. l Upper or Lower Set Of Teeth
for $500, cash. Full set $1,000.
Get your teeth extracted by your
doctor or dentist and come to Park
ershurg and save enough to bay your
winter clothes. Sets made same day
you come.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Hughes is a mighty popular man,
but the Bosses say he won't do
Signal.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Some men persist in being publish.
ed annually as delinquent for the
non payment OF taxes, and many of
them are abundantly able to pay.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

The roads Of this county, or some
Of them at least, persist in keeping
themselves fall Of loose rock.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Since fine days of Sampson, our
browning glory has been a good head
Of h air. 81 had been nearly bald for
five years but now have IL good head
of hair. Beegs Hair Remover did
it," =. w Eavens, Decatur, Ill.
Also cures dandruff and all scalp
diseases. Arnoldsburg Pharmacy.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Honest toll brings tired feeling
which is relieved by healthy sleep.
The tired feeling that we mean goes
to bed tired and gets up tired, the ap
elite is poor aud the energy gone.
There is bnt one quick, sure anil sat.
lstactory remedy, Becgs' Blood Pvri
fer. Take it now. -Arnoldsburg
Pharmacy.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Last spring z. J Evans, CAIRO. H.. ,
was so rua iown in bealth had to- give
up work. Was also troubled with b,iis
9Ei eczema. lie wits :D0cturs did
me no good but before ] had finished
one hotllc Of Beggs Blood Purifier
| began to improve and am now q
well mar.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

The Odd Fellows lodge meeting
was well attended Saturday night.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26
List Of Persons and
Property

other than reae estate, in the cOun-
ty of Calhoun, delinq uent for the non
payment of taxes thereon, for the
year 1899.
(Note:- "n p no property found,
"n /" not found, "a t" assessed twice,
81 c" left the county.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26
additional Locals.

Get musical instrument of l.
Frank King.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

q GIVE SOLICITORS WANTED EVERY
-z--A WHERE for "Thc Story of the
Philippine" by Munt lIalstcad, commits
stoned by the Government ~ Official Histo-
rian to the War Department. The book
was written in army camps AT San Francisco
ON the Pacific with General Merit, i'm the
hospital ut Honolulu, in Hong Kong, in the
American trenches at Manila in the in,ur-
gent camps with .iruina.do, ON the deck OF
OLYMPIA with Dewey, and in the roar of bat
Tie at the fall Of Manila. Bonanza for
agents. Brimful of original pictures taken
10y government photographers ON the spot.
Large Book. Low prices. Big Profits
frcghts paid. Credit given. Drop all.
trashy unofficial war books. Outfit fire.,
address, i. I. Barber, Sec'y, Star lnsur-
ance Bldg, Chicago.
Say yon .aw this nd in the CuKoNIcLE
when You answer.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Frank White ST., and Frank
White Jr. were about town Saturday.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26
Justices blanks for sale here.

Guiding cards for sale at this office.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26
Notice of Stockholders Meeting.

Notice is hereby givem that the
regular annual meeting of the stock.
holders Of the Little Kanawha Rail
road Company, will be held at the
office Of the company, in the city of
Parkersburg, Wood county, West
Virginia, on Tuesday, July 10Th,
1900, at 10 O'Clock, a. m, for the
purpose Of electing board of direct
rrs, and transacting all such other
business as can be done at regular
meeting If Stockholders Of said Com
pany.
Given under my hand this 2nd
day of June, 1900.
G.. l.. WILLIAMS, Scc'y
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26
COUNTY DIRECTORY.
County Officers .

Circuit COurts-
Tenth Of February, June and October.
County Courts.
First Monday in April, July, November
and January.
Arrivals and Exits of Mails.
IImrisyiIle; leaves daily, at Z a. M, ex.
cept Sunday, arrives same day at y. m.
Anoldsburg; arrives daily at u 20
o'clock., and leaves at ~ p. m.
Glcnville arrives every Tuesday and Fri.
day az p. m, and leaves Wednesday and
Saturday at Z a. m.
Burning Spring leaves every Monday.
Wednesday and Friday at n. M. arrives
Tuesday, Thursday ana Saturday M IN. m.
Staten leaves Tuesday, Thursday and
Saturday at %. M. and arrives D. m.
saue days.
Societies.
Grautsvillc Lodge No. 100, !. O. O. f..
meets Saturday night in each week at $3.50
o'clock p. m. 5. T. BELL n. G..
H. +. JEFFRF6s, Secy.
Richardsonyille Lodge l. o. O. f., meets
every Saturday night
j. b. SrAECHER, n g.
a. l.. MACE, Secy.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

q. w. Silcott attended to business
matters here last Thursday.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

Miss Nettie Hathaway returned to
her home, at Sycamore, last Sunday
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

70 nn'neIphIa convention last
Ia % "aiuyrM combina.
The very thing She
"ihc only cannot Justly com.
three Z they be unlawful
do is enforce the
must disband
e.,, Zoe 1.e1 z down competi.
=. ggoi, 10y nsroP prices in Chs.
"'FFfFnt'o, Domination md. r.
10 your liver ism ''' u" " .
bilious, take Ayers resolutions
oarsaparilia acts mo. last hinge
ggions, viii
business.
gainst
can
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

March under the Nations flag.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-06-26

The Signal m"ved out r.
house 10 the Scott build
day
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14

The average young man is not a
symbol of purity, but he could hard
ly be expected to be with the daily
environments thrown around him.
Old men, fathers of sons, will
roost on dry goods boxes and give
sanction to the vilest practice by
telling of their own escapades dur
ing their younger days or laugh
heartily at the doings and sayings
of young men who lay around from
one house to another and practice
such. So long as this state of af-
fairs exists plenty of young men can
be foune who will commit acts that
will not only wreck their own lives
but the lives of girls who are so un-
fortunate as to become their wives.
-TEx.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14
Why Not Try It Herel

The people living in large cities
have striven hard to find a solution
to feed the pauper population
poor classes-who were able to
work yet could not procure employ
ment. In indianapolis, they have
organized committee called the
Vacant Lot Cultivation Committee,
whose duty it is to get permission
from the owners to fence and culti-
vate the same, the work being done
by people who are not employed,
yet who will take hold and work
and try to be self-sustaining. These
people who cultivate these patches
are boarded at the Friendly Inn, f"
and all the money that is taken in
from their labor is spent in keeping
up the house. AS an evidence of
what substantial results may be
accomplished along this line, the
report calls attention to the work
of one old man, a war veteran, who
on one-half acre of ground raised
81 bushels potatoes, "a bushels to-
matoes, III dozen corn, 33 pecks
beets, 12l quarts peas, 1875 punches
onions, AZ punches radishes, 357
heads cabbage, and other garden
truck. After using what was need
ed for the family, he sold the re-
mainder for $1O6.25 in cash, which
went good ways toward providing
food and clothing for the winter
This was, of course, an exceptional
case, but it gives an idea of the
tremendous practical benefit there
is in this free-garden scheme. We
have many vacant lots here, and by
a little help, many poor man
could keep himself from want by
working patch of this kind. AS
an instance that some of them will
work, we referred an old man to J.
E. Morris week ago, and he pro
cured job picking berries, and i:
now earning his So a day at thi:
light work, Let some of our Chris
tian associations think this matter
over.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14
They Kept Omen Doors.

There has been some talk about
the Sunday saloon doing business
on the Sabbath for quite a while,
and we have heard that some of the
ministers have called attention to
the fact. On yesterday one of the
deputy marshals on the West Side
entered the saloons of Mike Cas-
sidy, Dan Gallagher, The Pullman
and Evans, the latter a colored
saloon, and arrested those found be-
hind the counters waiting on Gus
toners. They will be tried before
Mayor Estes to-day.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14
Keep a Tootin. -

If you toot your little tooter and
then lay aside your little horn,
there's not soul in ten short days
will know that you we're born.
The man who gathers pumkins is
the man who plows all day, and the
man who keeps a humping is the
man who makes it pay. The man
who advertises with a short and
sudden jerk, is the man who blames
the editor because it didn't work.
The man who gets the business has
a long and steady pull, and keeps
the local paper from year to year
quite full. He plans his advertise
ment in thoughtful, honest way,
and keeps forever at it until he
makes it pay. He has faith in all
the future, can withstand a sudden
shock, and like the man of Scrip
ture, has his business on a rock
Commercial Enquirer.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14

Biliousness is a condition charac-
terizcd by a disturbance by a dis
tufbance OF the digestive organs.
The stomach is debilitated, the liver
torpid, the bowels constipated.
There is a loathing of food, pains in
the bowels, dizziness, coated tongue
and vomiting, first of the undlgest-
ed or partly digested food and then
of bile. Chamberlains Stomach
and Liver Tablets allay the disturb
ances or the stomach and create a
healthy appetite. They also tone
up the liver to a healthy action and
regulate the bowels. Try them and
you are certain to be much pleased
with the result. For sale by Smith
Drug Co.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14

Sam Solinsky went up to Hot
Springs on Sunday, and when he
alighted from the train with a
white choker on and a long black
coat, he was approached by body
of men wearing badges on which
was printed Reception Commit
tee" The leader of the committee
advanced, extended his hand and
asked, "What is the brothers.
nameY" and when it was given them
they backed off, knowing that no
Baptist, living or dead, by that
name, was sailing about in Arkan-
sas to Baptist Convention. Sam
had to put up at his same old quar-.
ters for a dinner,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14
THE VETS AND COLTS.

The two mines met yesterday, one
determined to wallop the other and
the other fully determined not to
be walloped.
The best local players of the East
and West Side were picked out and
the two teams we're as strong as a
couple of local teams would be got
ten together,
1t was a toss up as to which team
would win the victory, when the
game was called.
The young men throughout the
game did their best on both sides,
but the "Vets" were again victor
ious, thus far winning three
straight games from the Colts.
The following is the score:
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14

1t is now given out that the Flip
mos are organizing in the mount
aims of Luzon, and will show up and
tight Uncle Sam in great shape. AS
it has been for the past few months
they have made short, quick fights,
and killed many of our men. 1t is
time to bring the war there to TO-
cus-loss in valuable lives and much
treasure, is too great to dilly daily
in the matter.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14
COTTON BELT EXCURSION BULLETIN


$500 Waco and return. Tickets on sale
May 14th and 10Th, good until May
18th.
$6.4O Ft. Worth aud return. Tickets on
sale May l4th and 18th, good until
May nth.
$5,4s Dallas and return. Tickets on sale
May 18th. good until May 18th.
S22. 90 Atlanta, Ca, and return. Tickets
on sale May 18th, 18th and 10th
good until May Goth.
$7o.55 Chattanooga and return Tickets
on sale May 18th and 10th, good
until May 28th.
5000 st. Louis and return. Ticket, on
sale May 18th, 10th, 18th and 22nd
good until June 2nd.
$500 Houston and return. Tickets on
sale May 18th and 18th, good until
May Goth.
$34.2s Washington, D. c. and return
Tickets on sale May 10th, goth and
DIST, good until May 2Sth.
$Io.35 Waco and return. Tickets on sale
May 2lst, good until May 25th.
$500 Ft. Worth and return. Tickets on
sale May DIST and 22nd, good until
May 25th.
SOLO Brennan and return. Tickets on
sale May Goth and 2lst, good until
May 23rd.
$2o.So Detroit, Mich, and return. Tick
cts on sale May 21st and 22nd,
good until May Both.
So 90 Georgetown and return. Tickets
on sale May 23rd and gath, good
until May 30th.
SI6.So Louisville, KY, and return. Tick
cts on sale May 27th 2sth and 20th,
good until June 9th.
For additional information, schedule
and through train service, see
II. w. GoDBoLD, Ticket Agent
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14
THE NICARAGUA CANAL,

When built will prove the link be.
tween prosperity and many people.
The farmers in the extreme east, as
well as those in the extreme west,
will perhaps profit by it most. 1t
will prove a blessing to humanity in
general, improving the condition Of
the nation, as Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters has that Of the individual.
The bitters are for everybody, but
particularly for those who do not
possess health. There have been
many cases of dyspepsia and indi-
gestion cured by this medicine.
Nothing to equal this remedy has
ever been discovered for ailments OF
the stomach, liver, bowels or kid
neys. You will find that it will
cleanse the blood and sharpen the
appetite. See that a private reve-
nue. stamp covers the neck of the
bottle.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14

Col. Ike Heilbron writes back
from Chattanooga, Tenn, that he
is doing the talking at the door for
a snake charmer at a street fair
show in that city, and is getting
good wages. Says the fair has
several weeks engagements at diff
ferent cities in Tennessee, Glad TO
know that Ike can make money
with his mouth and don't have to
tax his muscle for the bread and
butter he consumes daily.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14

There were 9O3 postofices in 1890;
today we have 75,OOO-that is, In
America alone. 1t took a letter l6
days to go from Philadelphia to
Lexington, KY; % days to Nash
vile, Tenn. The cheapest postage
was 8 cents, and to send letter
more than hundred miles cost a
shilling. Three million letters and
papers were then sent in a year; at
the present time the post-office
handles about 30 million pieces of
mail in a single year.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14
TEXAS AND PACIFIC EXCURSION RATES

The Texas and Pacific Railway will make
special rates as follows
$2.oo To Marshall, Tex, and return, ac-
count corner stone laying of Wiley
University. Tickets on sale May
18th, 4th, 18th and 10th; good re-
turning until rlay 18th.
$500 To Waco, Tex, and return, ac-
count State EpwOrth League Con-
ference. Tickets on sale May Iith
and 18th, final limit r1ay 18th.
$5.4S To Dallas, Tex, and return, ac-
count Texas State Pharmaceutical
and Dental Association. Tickets
on sale May I4th. Good returning
until May 18th.
$0.4o To Fort Worth, Tex, and return,
account Meeting Texas Grain Deal
ers Association. Tickets on sale
rlay 14th and 18th, final limit
May 18th.
$0.4o To New Orleans, La, and return,
account Annual Convention Travel
er's Protective Association. Tick
cts on sale May 2oth and 2Ist
Good returning until rlay 2oth.
For further information apply to
c. + SWINDELL,
Union Ticket Agent.
Union Station.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-14

An exchange says that the preach
er who can preach to please every
hearer, the editor who can write to
please every reader, and the dress
maker who can please every woman
and the merchant who pleases ev-
cry buyer, are all dead and wearing
wings in heaven.