The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-09-06
ARROW SHOTS.
shot an arrow into the air,
1t fell to the earth; l know not wher

Often the hardest snelled nut has the
least in it.
There may be prominent people that
you don't know.
Before marriage, lots of fellows car
ry the parasol and after marriage the
women have to carry even the water.
Some girls measure a good time by
how late they stay up at night.
Some preachers have such ugly
whiskers that they ought to be good.
There are more people who fool their
money away than there are who save
it..
When a girl goes visiting, shetakes
a trunk big enough for travelling
man. -.as
We are always finding people who
would be great ifthey only knew more.
The smaller the town, the more
prominently the inhabitants wear their
lodge pins.
1t is not the magazine with the high
est colored covers that contains the
best reading.
| Save us from the man who has moth
ing to do. The busy man never takes
up anybody's time. .
Most women dread getting to the
point where certain styles of hats look
too young for them.
1t is not the girl who gets the fumes
of the kitchen through the house most
who is the best cook.
If people are anxious for their girls
to have beaus, the surest way is to OPP
pose their having any.
The hardest thing to find is the arti-
Gle that we have put away and know
| just where to find it.
The reason so many people can al
ways think of something to say is be-
cause they don't mind repeating.
Some folks are good looking, but
unspeakably green.
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Anybody can tell lie, but it takes
an expert to stick to it.
Some days it looks as If only the
homely people were out.
Only the poorest doctor will try to
cure any kind of a case. F.. w..
Spring Is also the season when all
the odd, old suits appear. .v' '.a~a y
More buttons are sew,d on clothes
and not used than are used. '-yz@
To prevent consumption quickly cure
throat and lung troubles with One Minute
Cough Cure. Hanson & Emerson.
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Among Mr.. Bryan's many exploded
predictions is the one of 1896 which
threatened the country with four years
more of hard times in case of his de-
feat.
People who burn the lamp of reason
need Rocky Mountain Tea. Greatest
reason producer known. 35c.
-" Hanson & Emerson
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The large increase in the sale of
mileage books makes another huge
bumper for the claim that the COM
mercial travellers are being driven out
of employment.
Attend a school that stands hig
with all former students Everyone
has words of praise for the CONNER
cial College, Mankato, MINI. So
The Democratic managers are gong
to ''appeal to the intelligent colcred
voters of the North The Demo-
cratic party has two policies for the
colored voters-a Northern policy and
a Southern policy.
Bryan is fond of pointing to the fact
that Lincoln always had great faith in
the ''plain" people, and therefore he
trusts his cause to the 'plain" people.
1t should be observed however, that
Lincoln never tried to fool" the plain
people.
Free silver is the paramount issue
with the Populists, and the country
will watch with some amusement the
job of paramounting which Mr.. Bryan
will undertake when he comes to give
his coy yes ITO the Populist
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Senator Clark has not placed
himself at the command of the Demo-
cratic managers for a stumping cam
paign. Senator" Clark is not an
orator, but his money talks.
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With his paramount issue and his
back number running mate Mr.. Bryan
makes fine exhibition OF the art OF
going backward.