The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11
Budweiser -
~ Congratulations
Der PRESIDENT and Others.

Der aclsony iss all ofer aindt i'd? 1
haf yust finished short conversationing
NIT der PRESIDENT on der lonk distances
oeIerone. Ven he made answerings
set to him, gluten morgen, Mein Herr
president / am Budweiser uf Senk Paul
und L wish to congratulation you OH der
splendidness nit vich you mate some
victories. Hock!' ''Ach! Budweiser,'' he
set back ad me. ''Danke schoen. | alb
breciation vot you say und vile I dink
you are sincereness NIT Id, der glory iss
nod all mine. Id belongs to der peoples
uf desc UNDECIDED Stades who half init
dare votes vich dey half ge-cast shown
dot dey belief in der principles entailed
init der Republican barty und me, der
Skampion uf sount monies und der Phil
ipinochle Islants, aindt id?' 'Ven' l
set, Wilhelm, Iyou know I hat me a
way uf calling all uf der greadt men by
der front names vich dey hat, und dey all
lige id so long as nopedy ISIS nod loog-
ing } Wilhelm" I set. "you certingly dit
handed Mr.. Pryan a few punches uf for
ged-me mods ind Sweet Villyumses vich
l kess viii holt him for a vie Dit you
notice dot Minnesota Vos In line yust as
l told Teddy she would been ven he vos
here in der summer time?" Sure, Bud
weiser," he set. II vos nod worried aboud
Minnesota. now uf you want a goot chob
uf some kind. uf you will ged yourselluf
some credentialers fon der skenators und
conkressmens you mide ged, veil We VIII
say yust for instances, Cowboy Extraor-
dictionary to der Lulu Islants or Minister
Penitentiary to Oshkosh on der Wisconsin
Cendral"
by dot time mein voice vos filing nit
der bitter emotioning dot I could nod
feel und / set Wilhelm, I am Welcome
bud you must excuse me vile / explana-
ton una say dot l would nod wish to en-
barrassmend you ad all und you must
allow me to refusal to acceptance your
chenerous offer. I understand dot you
Will need a few goot boys in der nearness
vot is coming und Ut you are sthill uf
der same mind ad dot time you might
sended Market Hanna ub to persuasion
me to tage Something's, besites trink
aindt Id? / viii snoW bid you Guten
Abend. Gif mein compliments to der
Mrs. PRESIDENT, und say dot der Nut
ter und will be down on der lnauckura-
ton Tay, aindt id?" "Ali right. Bud
may be Won or two onder peoples in
town dot day bud We will fix i'd some
way. Don't forged der numper," and nit
dot he vanquished away fon dere dele
fone.
feel sorrowful for poor olt Wilhelm ].
Pryan Der lasdt time 1 saw him vos ven
he vos here ad der Iditorium. He vos
dare vos bud Won outcnminSg uf der
result. Wy. he toldt me ad dot time
"Budweiser We cant lose Und such n
punches as vos handed him. Ach Louiel
Id would nod hat been SO bad hat id been
such a closenese, den Pryan NIT ell uf
hees astutivenezs coutd haf explana-
toned Id, bud now vot will he said Vot
can he said? Dey viii haf to tage him
back to der sthabsl und lear der door
gelocked. Der ELECTION has demoNstra-
toned Won dings. and seferals Gnder
tings, vich dey are: I'd lss nol use, der
peoples will nod staltt for free eilfer una
sigsteen to ven 'IOlt monies ISIS goot
enough for ennybody. Sigsteen to Won
ISIS all ride for peoples vot own a sitter
mine but We are nod all beer bloated
silfer miners, iss ia? Der paramount
isl1ue, imberialism und dot military bitz-
ness nit der Phillipinochle IsIants iss
ware Wilhelm got der meat axes Dare
ISIS bud Won hobe now For der Democrad-
iSh Barty, und dot ISIS to REORGANIZATION
on der principles uf sount monies urd
along der lines laid down by Cheorge