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HAVE FAITH IN u HUNG CHANG
Washington Authorities Believe He
Can Restore Order.

Washington Authorities Believe Hc
Cnn Restore order.
Washington, June 23.-Several important
communications have been received by
the secretary of state justifying the atti-
tude assumed by this government that.
technically speaking. u state OF war does
not exist between the United States and
China. The viceroys OF Marking and
WI Chang who govern five great prov
51nces in Yang Use Kiang region, have
assured this government they are deter
MIN Inc perfectly able to preserve orr
der In their Jurisdictions and protect the
lives and property of foreigners. In re-
ply to this they have been assured that
so long as they are able TO maintain or
der and protect life and property in tho
provinces under their control the govern
lei of the United States will send no
troops into the region and Will use its
influence with the other powers in tho
anne direction.
Another communication of great impor-
lance has been received from Il Hung
Chang. viceroy of Canton, who gives per-
sonal assurance that the firing tho
foreign fleets at Taku was not authorized
by the. Chinese government. he desires
authority from the powers to proceed to
the disturbances there, q purpose In
which his great influence both with court.
and people gives certain promise of sue
cess. The United States, and It Is be-
5lieved the other powers, rave assented to
this proposition35cf IL Hung Chang and,
heSis supposed to nave started for Pc
kfng
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10 REMEDY EQUALS PERual
50 THE WOMEN alt SIR,

Miss Susan Wrmar, teacher In the Rich.
mond school. chicago. ILL.,, writes the fol.
lowing letter to DR.. Hartman regarding re.
ru.na. She says: only those who have
suffered as have, can know what 4 bless.
Ing 1t is to be able to ind relief In Pe.ru-na,
This has been my experience. A friend in
need is n friend Indeed. and every bottle az
Pe.ru.na l ever bought proved a good friend
to me. Susan Wymar.
Mrs. Margaretha Dauben, 1914 North gin.
pcrior ST., Racine City, Wis, writes: u
feel so well and good and happy now that
pen cannot describe 1t. Pe-rn-na Is eyery.
thing to me. have taken several bottles Of
Pe-rn-na for female complaint. am In the
change Of life and 1t does me good Peru.
ma has no equal in all Of the Irregularities
and emergencies peculiar to women caused
by pelvic catarrh, 5
Address DIR. Hartman, Columbus, o.. for .
free book for women only.
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KipIinr and tho Gunner

Boston Globe: | have a letter from
a Canadian artilleryman who saw the
author of Soldiers Three" when he
came npto camp from Cape Town.
ut did not take an instant to spot
our Mr.. Kipling," writes my friend.
Ellis eyes have u jolly twinkle and he
is so smiling and interested in all that
is going on around HMM fact, the
sort Of man that. if yon had never seen
him before and happened to set next
him in a street car xoll would be sure
to open a conversation with him. He
was dressed in a loose fitting brown
suit.
"kipling stood there for some time
and the gunners continued to gloat;
then he turned to come away and
passed quite close to them. with n
friendly glance at the three gentle
men in Khaki ordered SOUTH The
temptation was too much The gum
ner with the most nerve stepped for
ward and spoke to him. 1t was, no
doubt, an impolite thing to do, but the
| subsequent unanimous verdict; was
that if the chance had been missed
they would have kicked themselves all
the way back to Canada. When they
explained that they had heard he had
visited the camp on the previous day
and were sorry they had not known
he was there, SO they could have
shown him about, Mr.. Kipling
laughed. That is all right he said.
i heard you cursing considerable Che
did not know one of the trio was the
chaplain, because the latter was wear
ing a ~lieutenunt's uniformly and I
could tell YOU were up to your eve in
work, licking things into shape to get
to the front and not wanting to be
bothered with visitors, SO did not
wish to interrupt \.
And SO we Ind the most delightful
five minutes'conyersation we y had
in our lives before
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30
MEET HIM WITH a SMILE.
A Rule That ElIcitsn Protect From
Married NOncu

a RuIc ina lLlICitSN Protest From
Married Women.
LIDO wish some one would write a
few rules for men, said young mar
ried recently. Pm awfuIly
tired of reading in magazines and
newspapers that ! must meet my nus
band when he I'M home from his
Office pleasantly and chcerfullv,, that
the house must be like anew pin. /
must be prettily gowned, the dinner
must be daintily cooked and served,
and that he mustn't be worried with
a recital of the troubles of the day, no
matter OF delirium supervenes for me.
"Fhese precepts are all right theo-
retically and under ordinary circum-
stances are practical. Every m
follows them instinctiyefy who wishes
to retain her husbands admiration,
but aren't there a few laws of this
sort laid down for men to follow?
why isn't there some one to tell
them to look cheerful when thew
come and to forbear TO grumble. If
dinner is a trife late for nv 1000
reason, to be a little sympathetic and
affectionate md remember that theirs
are not the only troubles in the
house?
According to the ordinary writer
a woman's whole married life should
be spent in practicing expedients to
keep her husbands love from growing!
cold, while he apparently may pursue
any course he pleases, civil of I'M
civil, tryannical or gentlemanly, and
be sure of retaining hers.
This may not be the masculine idea
of the case at all: the sterner sex may
not really expect to get the whole
globe and give nothing in return, but
it is not the writer's fault il they
don't. | sedulously keep all such arti-
cles away from John, for he's a very
good husband, and I'm afraid such
literature would put ideas into his
head and spoil him.
Now. poor uncnlightened soul, he
has an idea that my side! of the part
nership has its own worries, and he
tries to help me straighten them ont,
but who knows how lie wouldschange.
il he ever discovered that he is really
made of china and has to he handled
with care to keep from being broken?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30
Medical Book Free.

"Know Thyself,'' a Hook for Men Only. sent
Free, postpaid, sealed. TO any male reader men,
tiohing this paper O: for postage. The Science
of Life, or Self PRESERVATION, the best Medical
BooS-st this or any age. $40 rp., with cngrav-
ings and prescriptions. Only 25c paper coscrs.
Library Edition, full gilt, si.o0. Addsss The
Peabody Medical Institute, No. Bulhnch Street,
Roston, Mass, the oldest aud best in this country.
Write to-day for these books; keys to health and
yicor,
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st. Paul Pioneer-Press: The best
incubation for plague and kindred
diseases is soap, applied externally.
AS this preventive seems to be feared
orientals, it has become nee
essary for the authorities in San Fran
liness is next to godliness."
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30
TOO MUCH TAPE.
A Live, Crawling Thirty foot
Man.Eater.
Human Lives Destroyed by Tape-Worms-
Thous nds OF Weak, DebiIitated
People Are Worm-Eaten.

Lots q. people are eaten alive without
knowing Ii.
Thousands OF lnynlids suffering from
weakness and debility, wasting away in q
slow dcnth without apparent enuse, are
turning out to be victims OF tape.worms.
II. Cascarets Candy Cathurtic ore fonnd to
be perfect eliminRtors of tapeSworms, those
destroying parasites that IRE cutting up hu.
man lives by thousands.
There WINS no way OF telling the presence
Of tape-worms until Cascnrets began killing
them. The records OF cases come In daily.
Here Is oue:4
Linn, Ohio, Feb. rs, 1899.
Gentlcmen-After suffering for two years
and spending n great deal OF money trying
to be relieved from a tape.worm, / was In.
duced TO try a box of your Cascnrets. After
taking four tablets between nine a. NJ. and
five p: M. Mt seven o'clock In tho. evening /
passed n worm about thirty-two f32y feet
long, head and all. I take great pleasure In
recommending CascaretS to any one suffer.
Ing from this trouble. Yours truly, SAM.
LEI WINFIELD, Travelling Salesman,
i Henry Diesel Cigar Company.
lt Jc. feel bad, and don't know why, take
Cascarcts. They are absolutely harmless.
make the liver lively, open the bowels aud
Kill the disease germs in the body.
Buy and try Cascnrcts to-day. Its what
they do, not what we say they'll do, that
proves their merit. All druggists, 10c. csc.
or SOC, or mailed for price. Send for book.
let and free sample. Address Sterling Rem.
edy Co., Chicago: Montreal. Can. or New
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30
Too Mich.

Chicago News: Fond Mother-Yeu
say Mr. Willing objects to my pres
enc in the parlor when he calls?
Daughter-Yes, mamma.
Fond Mother-I wonder why?
Daaghter-1'm sure i don't know
unless it is because he loves me Tor
myself alone.
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Knnsns City Excursion,

Through sleeper from Sioux City
7:iO p. M, July 2, arriving Kansas
City following morning. For reser,
v~ations address II. c. Cheyney, Gen,
Agent, Sioux City Ia.
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4BEEzY" STOLE A BASE.
Baseball Player With Zig Appetite
aud Uncouth Wuys,

Baseball Player With Big Appetite
mud Uncouth Ways.
Lewiston Journal: There was
"Beezy" McGuirk-do you remember
sweet Beezy, Ben Bolt? Sweet Bcezy,
of whom they relate that he brought
down his clothes in Il six-inch valisc,
but his appetite came down by
freight.
On his arrival in town McCuirk APP
pcared to President Isaacson, of tile
baseball association, at the l~atter's
store. Beezy carried a grip--a fuzzy
canvass affair about as big as a
woodsman's mitten. He had all his
possessions there.
Say, boss" said McGuirk, "canyer
give me a dead straight line on a good
~hashhouse?! Me names McGuirk, and
I'm on de team"
President ~lsaacson sent him to one
of the smaller hotels. And then for n
brief time the tnmult aroused by
Beezy's arrival in town subsidized.
Then one day appeared unto Mr..
lsaacson, the proprietor of the hotel.
He had woe in his face.
. like all those boys that you have
sent up there, and l get along with
them tirst-rate," said the hotel man
but there is that fellow that they
call Beezy-only just that one-I
don't like him."
Whats the matter with himi?'
"Well, he's too tough. He sits and
| chcws tobacco and spits on the mar
bic steps. He won't spit anywhere
else. Now, ] don't like that"
why don't you tell him SOP
81 don't dare. He is too tough"
"Wcll, tell him to go somewhere
else"
81 don't dare do that either. l tell
you that fellow is awful tough"
81 don't know what l can do said
President Isaacson. you'll have 10
run your hotel yourself. But Id get
rid of him if L didn't want ( him
around.
About two days afterward Beczy
again appeared ut lsaacson's store.
He was .all picked up" He was NOV.
ing. He carried the fuzzy little %valisc,
that he held as gingerly as though it
contained dynamite.
"Say, boss he commenced, "I'm Wy
against her agin. I'm goin' to steal
a base to annoder h%ashhouse IN !
want n tip from de coach line, see2
WhereIl / gog"
What's the trouble up where you
are?"
well, I t'ink de cooks got de Char.
ley horse in her arm. Can't wen git
de fish balls over lie plate. I've
sprained me arm reachin' fur grub. |
Link dey got it up agin me dere. ]
dunno what fur
rs that 500"
Oats on de dead. You see, dey sets
on dc grub in dinky little dishes de
same as We sec. on de side of n canary
cage. Dey must t'ink I'm a bur-rd, l
reckon. But / amt, boss, an I don't
like cuttlefish, see? l want meat
don't care if it's tuff, so long as dere's
lots of it. l likes dat place where dey
sets de hash right on de table in big
dishes and let's yer hoe in and dig
deep. OATS de place I want, and il
yer knows such nsplace, III go down
dere, boss, on dc mex ball dat's
pitched"
II was an appeal not to be resisted,
Boss" Isaacson found a place for
Beezy where the hash came on allo
4 p%athically.
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no Your Fcet Aehe and nnr.7

Do Your Feet Ache and BurH7
Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, q powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or new shoes feel easy. Cures
Corns. Bunions, Swollen. Hot and Sweat
ing Feet, AT all druggists md shoe
stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Adj
dress Allen S. Olmstcd, Leroy, n. Y.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

South Carolina is now manufacture
ing all the cotton she produces. North
Carolina, Georgia and other states are
also turning out q large part of their
cotton in finished goods.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

The borough officials of Phoenix
vile, Pa, recently impounded the
towns solitary trolley a and held it
until the railroad company replaced a
fiat-sidcd wheel with u new one.
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;cv. Mr.. JeGrics, Piouy Relief

Minneapolis Times: While the elder
Jetfries: does not exactly approve of
the prize ring per sc, he feels that it
may be an instrument for the winning
Of his son to a better life. II am op-
posed TO prize ighting,r he has said,
but Jim will keep it up until he gets
hrashed then he'll quit. He is maxi
52Ssnyshor cut through the prize ring
i6~Sssiyation.' 1t would be a comfort
70 heIieve as Rev. Alexander Jeffries
does.2but James is Interestingly slow
nbou getting licked into a state Of
sanetification and Jack shows the
same disposition to duck the pearly
gates.
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I am sure Piso's Cure for Consump
ton saved my life three years ago.
Mrs. Thomas Robbins, Maple street
Norwich. N. y. February IL, 1900.
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World to innl This Year.

This is the recent decision of n o
the societies of the world, and while
there are few people who believe this
prediction, there are thousands of
Others who not only believe, but
know that Hostetter's Stomach Bit
ters will cure dyspepsia. indigestion,
constipation or liver and kidney trou-
bles. A trial will certainly convince.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

A census of the Klondike district
gives a total population of $500 of
whom $3.50 are citizens of the United
States.
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There is n young woman in Wash
ington society who sells her wardrobe
as oon as she finishes with 1t, and
gives all that is obtained in this way
to her %fnvorite charity.
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Those Loving Girls.

Chicago News: Tody-Jennie tells
me young Woodby proposed to her
last night. 3
yiola--I don't think ! know him. Is
he we'll off?
Tody-sHe certainly il. she refused
him.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

ihc orange expert estimates Flori-
aas orange crop for the season Of
sa9oorl9el at 100000 boxes. The vel
age price for the coming d Ii
estimated at 50 per box on the trees.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

Leopold Lewisohn of New York has
given $4,000 to the National Farm
school, nm institution near Philadel-
phia, to teach agriculture to young
Hebrews.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

Twelve years ago one sailor ont OF
every LOG, on an average. lost his life
by accident. Now the proportion has
been reduced to one in 256.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

ia At Whnkarewarewa, New Zealand,
There are geysers, hot springs, boiling
pools, mud volcanoes and hot4.water-
falls. a man ought to have ii pretty
lfatsstiiGe oft In that old town.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

Mrs. wisslew.s soorn1xs synur for Childrea
t%sethinG. softens the gums, reduces Inflammation.
Allays pain, curea wind collie. Csc 4 bottle. --...
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

IN Arkansas wonun and her seven
eihldren recently travelled to Minneso-
IN on n ticket. The children were
8ail within the prescribed age limit,
among them being two sets of twins.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

reports that another division Of troops is
proceeding to China.
dispatch received here announcing
the burning of Wei Hal Wei is evidently
a mistake, as there are no foreign settle
ments there. Apparently 1t refers to Tien
ITsin- ..-..-.-3.. ..-a... -
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

1t has been ascertamcd by a series
of questions that what children are
most afraid of are thunder storms.
Next come reptiles, strangers, dark
ness, fire, death, domestic animals, i'll
ness, wild animals, water, insects, etc,
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A nurn, i,hiiosonr,cr.

I've knowed,' said Unclc Hiram, ..iots
o. fellers in my time
That had some right good theories, yet
never had a dime.
They talked quite hifalutin' an they
made g heap q spread,
An calkerlated somehow on n soinethin'
dentially
or a scheme fer maxim money je.' hand
over INST. you see.
But the situation si2in up, although In
workin' prime,
He Isn't dom anything at jes' the pres
Hes alters goin' t do it, an he's menn-
Though good a. theorizin' amt with
A crank YOU couldn't call him, cranks
~persistently'll dream
or les one thing.-,this teller passes on
from scheme { scheme.
Then there's the other Teller, close related
t the on
I've m~ensioned-he's the Teller alters tell
In what he's done
Once he was rich an honored, had his
praises sung In rhyme
Bit ho isn't doin' anything at jes' the
present time.
They're never dom nothin', far as any
one can see.
An that jes' why their talkin' amt of
I'd rather with a Teller that was busy
keep In touch,
though he doesn't talk as rauch.
An So" said Uncle Hiram, '.jes' observe
now fer. yourself,
You'll find these two I've mentioned in
-. You struggle after pelf:
rarin' fer t climb
But they amt doln' anything at jes'
the present time.
Roy Farrell Greene. in Detroit Free
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

Uncle Sam uses the best OF everything
Uncle Sam uses carter's Ink. He knows.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30
CHAPTER yJT

There seemed to be something radi-
cally wrong about the prescriptions of
How to Win a Fortune in Wall
Street" Chester SewalI, who tried his
best to follow them faithfully, found
their operation far from satisfactory
and was forced to the conclusion that
there was nm Indebtedness about the
g%littering maxim, aBuy stocks only
when they n at their lowest point
and sell when they are highest which
nude it rather difficult Of specific APP
.plication. Having mastered the little
hook and perused several financial ar
ticles in the morning papers, he went
on the street and proceeded to .ssoper-
.nte'' in a$tentntiyeys way, with two ss.ac-
tive" stocks, In the selection of which
he believed himself demonstrating in,
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WAR ON IN EARNEST.

The excursion train was made up at
Fond dn Lac, and was packed with
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

A. Philadelphia woman left $4,000 TIC
he used in careing for her pet horse
and dog. The executor of that roll is
q lucky ciiss.
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r

Tits uniust5and cruel of you. mann
ma" pleaded Adele Hall with her
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

That's so. Well, he did pretty well,
considering he hadn't any bringing
up
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- This Is the CASCARETg tablet.
1$&$&&4A Every tablet OF the only genuine
H6$ & ~ Csascarets bears the magic letters
YAM Gee Look at the tablet before
you buy, and beware of frauds,
limitations and substitutes.
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No bringing Up.
indianapolis journal: adam never
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Ladies All.

The ho%uselady In her anger said
To the chamberlady, I'll break Your
head
For breaking that urn i priced so high
And the chambermaid said. "'TwasnyI I!
Twas the cooklady broke IT, but she de-
MED
The soft impeachment; was satisfied
Twas the washlady did it. and she. In
turn,
And there they wrangled and stamped
their feet
TIL the old beggarlndY across the street
Told the p%eanutlndy and lady who
Was selling apples n nick fortwo
That the ladies engaged in the noisy fray
behaved in n quite unladylike way.
bar'l
Remarked: TITS scan'lous way ladies do
do Quar'ly'
James barton Adams. in Denver News.
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81 don't dare do that either. I tell
you that fellow is awful tough"
81 don't know what l can do said
President Isaacson. "You'll have to
run your hotel yourself. But Id get
rid of him if l didn't want ( him
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30

What's the matter with him?"
We'll, he's too tough. He sits and
chcws tobacco and spits on the mar
bic steps. He won't spit anywhere
else. Now, j don't like that"
why don't you tell him SOP"
81 don't dare. He is too tough"
well, tell him to go somewhere
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YES. replied the widow after long
reflection, "if he wishes it, and can do
anything, ] am willing that lie shall.
But ! must be tle judge of what he
may know and have direction of what
he shall do. will only give my con
sent upon your solemn promise TINT
You will rigidly respect that require
ment.o'
II promise"
"He is not yet well enough known
to me that I can trust to him the
name that v e You, my child. do not
yet know the name of the rich and
powerful %scoundrel who has cursed
our lives. Against that man we must
work very secretly. If he should
know that / am plotting to bring his
evil deed to light. he would stop at
nothing to crush us. He must not $
pect that We remember, or even that
we live. An i~ncnutious word uttered
by your lover might innocently betray
us to utter failure. No; l cannot trust
veto his discretion
How, then, can lie aid us22"
by finding that missing witness,
the robbers tool and accomplicc. That
mans name I will tell him. 1t is Mi
chael McCaffrey. And about him 1
will freely give all the information 1
can. When your lover has found him,
where he can be seized, our day will
have dawned, and we may bid defiance
to u enemy"
"AndI may write to John to come
to us?"
yes"
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= TfN-t0UsCINH III ITOt uTtbEF 'NufU " $1,000
To the chamberlady, "In break your
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The soft impeachment; was satisfied
Twas the washlady did it. and she, Ii