The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-02-08


saw and heard a donkey for the first time
the other day while out for walk with her
aunt. She talked about it continually after
getting home. It was ''such boofu' dom
key" and "such good donkey" and 50 on
through her small store of adjectives. When
her father came home at night, he heard the
story over again, with renewal of the adj
jectives.
"And SO you liked the donkey, darling did
your" he asked, taking the tiny lass Oh his
knee. .-.
"Oh, yes, papa; liked him-that is, I
liked him pretty well. but 1 didn't like to
hear him donk.
There is no better medicine for the babies
than Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. Its
pleasant taste and prompt and effectual cures
make it favorite with mothers and small
children. 1t quickly cures their coughs and
colds. preventing pneumonia or other seri-
Gus consequences. 1t also cures Group and
has been used in tens of thousands of cases
without single failure So far as we have
been able to learn. 1t not only cures Group
but when given as soon as croupy cough
appears, will prevent the attack. In cases
OF whooping cough it llque6es the tough
mucus, making it easier to expectorate and
lessons the severity and frequency of the
paroxysms of coughing, thus depriving that
disease of all dangerous consequences. For
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With what reason Germany regards UNI
favorably the tariff policy of the United
States may be gathered from the fact that
as compared with 1896, when the Wilson
free-trade tariff was in operation, our pur-
chases of German, cotton hosiery in 1893
fell off from SS,472,Soo to $4,45o 600;
WOODEN goods, from S7.oo2: 400 in 1896
to 2,1So, 600 in 1885, fine leather, goods,
from 5,So7 200 in 1850 to 666, 400 in 1898;
leather gloves, from 4,73o,2 200 in 1880 to H.
$40, 800 in 1893. These are samples OF the
heavy losses sustained by Germany's export
trade by reason of the effects of the right
sort of tariff law in promoting the larger
use of manufactured commodities made in
the United States. Against this state Of
things Americans have no argument to offer.
1t is only foreigners and American free
traders who worry about it. = 49,.
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81 had dyspepsia for years. No
medicine was so effective as Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure. 1t gave immediate
relief. Two bottles produced marvel
Gus results" writes L. Fl. Warren,
Albany, Wis. 1t digests what you eat
and cannot fail to cure.
Hanson & Emerson.
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Perhaps the most trying experience
in the career of maiden who has
passed the first blush of romantic
childhood is when she braces herself
to meet the shock of a proposal of
marriage from some man, and the
shock doesn't come.
j. i. j.
John DIR, Poseyville, Ind, says,
II never used anything as good as
One Minute Cough Cure. We are
never without it. ''Quickly breaks
up coughs sand colds. Cures all throat
and lung troubles. Its use will pre-
vent consumption. Pleasant to take.
Hanson & Emerson.
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An exchange says that merchants
who want newspaper men to roast
grocery peddlers, cheap John stores
and the like would make the newspaper
men feel more like doing SO if these
men would quit using he free letter
heads of soap firms and wholesale
gargling oil envelopes, baking pow
der statements, sidewalk advertise
ments, and rubber stamps and patron
Use home papers.-Hopkins News.
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Geo. Barbe, Mendoza, Va. says,
"Nothing did me so much good as
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. One dose re-
lieved me, few bottles cured me-"
1t digests what you est and always
cures DYSPEPSIA.
Hanson & Emerson.
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"Can you forgive me and love me
STILL" said the newly made bride,
'when I confess that my teeth are arti-
ficial?''
"Thank heaven!'' cried the groom,
as he snatched off his wig, ''now 1
can cool my head"
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Mrs. j. K. Miller, Newton Hamil,
Pa, writes, 81 think DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve the grandest salve made.'
1t cures piles and heals everything.
All fraudulent limitations are worth
less. Hanson & Emerson.
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81 think would go crazy with pain were
1t not for Chamberlain's Pain Balm," writes
Mr.. w. II. Stapleton, Hermine, Pa. g
have been afflicted with rheumatism for sew
eral wears and have tried remedies without