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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22
MONDAY EVENING. OCT. %, 1900

SENATOR HANNA was 30 rattieu oy
the que tons asked him by working
men at Omaha last Saturday night,
that he told them he had had
more to do with the settlement OF
the coal miners strike than any
bodv else. A U. 8. Senator fron,
Ohio. and the Presidents manager. has
more to do with the settlement of dii-
ficulty between employers and en-
ployees in Pennsylvania than
anybody elsel Nobody pretends to
believe that Mr.. Hanna is In the
least interested in the welfare
of either the employees or the en-
ployers referred to, but all know tns'
ne is deeply interested in the re-e'ec-
ton of Mr.. Mckinley, and consequent
~ promised the coal operators that NC
Kinley, fire elected, would see that the
right thing should 5S done by them if
they wSuid put their miners In gooo
humor by letting them go to work al
slightly increased wages before election
day. His questioners doubtless bad
no money, but as they have common
sense, it is not probable that Mr.
Hsnns's speech increased the numb r
OF Mr.. McKinley's supporters. If the
President can settle strike 10 Wnicn
thousands of men and millions OF
money are engaged, what can't he dc;
and is not imperialism already here 2
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22

Dealers in New York say there is no
prospect of the price of hard coal sett-
ling back to s. tor for u long time;
thai it will be kept at $3.50 ton while
the 10 per cent. advance ia wages is be-
ing paid to the miners. The increased
price of 90 cents a ton is being charged
In all parts of the East.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22

A PRIVATE letter received from 40
American in Luzon says that when u
S. achievements arrived at the scene
of skirmisb in.wbich several America
soldiers had been killed, and saw the
dead bodies of their comrades, the ot1'
Ger in command gave orders ito burn
the town and shoot every living being
in sight, man, woman or child" That
order OF itself should satisfy every res-
sonable creature that Mr.. Mckinley is
right when he says the war against the
Filipinos is being prosecuted for the sole
purpose of civiliziDg and Christianizing
them.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22

THE CORNELL football team was
beaten badly in the game it played last
Saturday. The students of Cornell are
more effective in rowdyism than in
athletics. But it doesu't require any
skill to interrupt speaker, while some.
is requisite to win a football game.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22
DIED.

At his lste residence. West End, Fairfax
county, Va, October 21st, JOHN E. CATS,
in the S1st year OF his age. Funeral from his
late residence tomorrow Tuesday, afternoon
at . o'clock. Privste.-lWashington, Bslti-
more and AIabams papers plesse copy.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22

By the burning of Mcdaniel Brothers,
stable, at Wilmington, Del, yesterday
evening, IL horses persisted, and much
harness and equipments were destroyed,
entailing q loss Of $4,000.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22

The best method Of cleansing the liver ID
the use Of the famous little pills known as
DeWitfs Little Early Risers. Easy to take
Never gripe
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22

Feelings of safety pervsde the household
that uses One Minute Cough Cure, the only
harmless remedy tkst produces immediate
results 1t is infsllible for ccughs, colds
Group and all throat and lung troubles. 1t
will prevent consumption.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22

This is the season when mothers sre alarmed
on account of Group. 1t is quickly cured By
One Minute Cough Cure, which children like
3 take.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22

Chicago, Oct. 20-Csttle. nom.
inslly steady; natives, good to prime stesmr,
steers, So. 45s5, So; poor to medium "a 40
SO 80; selected feeders, S3.75s44-. mi1,S
stocker', 5 z.16a3 So; cows S275s4 30 he'll
els, 81 76s4.75; bulls, S275s4.4O; cslye.
S4s6 25.
Hogs-Ayersge Sc bighe; top. t4s-b,
mixed and butchers, "a 55s4.S7 10. good to
choice heavy, $4.60s4S5: rough heavy.
"a. 45a4 55; light, 81 45s4.5O
Sheep and Lambs Market steady: eosd
to choice wetbers, So S5a4 10; far to choice
mixed, So. 4Os3.90; Western sheep So 75s
10; native lambs, $4.25s5.65: Western
lambs, $4,75s5.5O.
Philadelphia Cattle Market, Oct. 90
Beef Csttle-Market wss in ample supply
and ruled draggy, prices being tribe easier
extra, 50 TOAD 81; good, $5.25s5 So ne
dunn. $4.50a5; common SO S7s4S7
Sheep and Lambs. Market ruled steady
in al grades. except common stock srd culs,
which were weak and neglected. Sheep
Extra 4las4%4c; good. 4s4Ac; medium. IS
3lb; spring lambs, 3Rs6Ac.
Hogs-Dtmand good at ruling prices. with
stock well sold out; best Western, 7L.7sc
her kinds 6As7Ae; State hogs no, 10
market.
Fat cows in bitter inquiry at 2s4s3ac
thin COWS, fair demand. 2a2lb. Veal sl7a
active and fmer, 5s7l1c. Mich cows De
srable grades brought $35a55. Dressed
steers under STEADY trading held at sps9e
Dressed cows, 6s73.c
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22
MONETARY AND COMM RCIAl.

New York. Oct 22.-stocks opened sc
tive and strong.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-10-22
The Markets,

Chicago, Oct. 22-The market closed 81
follows: Wheat Dec 79lh.
Georgetown, Oct. 22.-Wheat 65s70.
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RECONSTRUCTION OF CUBA
Continued from First Page,

yellow fever, and in general there has
been a great improvement in health
throughout the island. Plans in detail
are now ready for advertisement for
paving and sewering the city of Havana
and its suburbs, and there Is every rea-
son to believe that in few years yell
low fever in Cuba can be got under the
same control as now exists in Jamaica.
The city of Santiago has been largely
paved with modern pavement All of
the larger cities have undergone oXt5l-
sive street improvements. Travellers
can go from one end of Cuba to the 9TH
err without being solicited by beggars,
and hunger is absolutely a thing of the
past.
"A thoroughly efficient mail service
has been established and is being con-
Quoted with efficiency and economy.
Between six and seven hundred miles
of first-class roads have been built and
many hundreds of miles have been put
in repair and made passable. Bridges
have been rebuilt from one of the is
lands to the others and roads have been
repaired and reconstructed.
"Old lighthouses have been repaired,
new ones built and new ones contract
ed for, and complete lighthouse es-
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1900-10-23
LADIES GOLF TEAM.
The Hartford Game Yesterday-Gam
of the Future.

The Hartford Game esterday-Games
of the Future.
The ladies of the Country club Of this
city, who organized a golf club a week
ago, went up to Hartford yesterday and
played with the selected ladies team Of
the Capital City. The New Haveners
carried off the honors of the day. The
score was IS to / up Yesterdays game
is the first of a series of games that
will take place on Thursday afternoons
until November Is. Next Thursday az
ternoon at the Country clubs links in
WhiGneyville the ladies' prize pin Will
be played for and awarded, and the la
dies record pin will be won and award
ed the first week in November. Invita-
lions have been received from the CLUBS
of Bridgeport and waterbury and ar
engagements will soon be made to meet
those clubs.
The ladies of the New Haven team
who came home so VIGOROUSLY yester-
day were Miss Bertha Bradley, Mrs.
Walter Remington Nichols, Miss Ad-
ans, Miss Monson, Miss Stoddard and
Miss Hart.
In the gentlemen's tournament play
ed on the home grounds three matches
were played yesterday. In class A f. g.
Beach beat E. S. Bronson l up 10 holes
R. Van Name beat Professor w. Lyon
Phelps 1 up 20 holes. In Glass b Judge
Henry Stoddard beat e. A. Bowers
up and one to play.
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HIT BY A TREE.
Meriden Girls Skull Crushed Yesterday
Morning

Meriden Girls Skull Crushed Yesterday
Morning
Meriden, Oct pa terrible accident
occurred on Liberty street this morn
ing when a young girl was struck by a
falling tree and was probably fatally
injured The girls skull was crushed
in and she was taken to the hospital.
The victim is Miss Minnie Marquardt,
the seventeen-year-old daughter of ia
cob Marquardt who is employed at
Bradley & Hubbards factory and re-
sides at 1914 Liberty street. She was re-
turning home from down street and
was walking on the sidewalk trundling
her bicycle. When in front of the house
until recently occupied by the widow of
William Ridley at 50 Liberty street and
which was recently bought by Jerome
Bailey large tree, which two laboters
Were chopping down, suddenly crashed
over on to the sidewalk and the girl
was struck by one of the big branches
which had been sawed off close to the
trunk.
This branch in its descent struck Miss
Marquardt a fearful blow on top of the
head, knocking her to the sidewalk I'M
conscious, and with a gaping wound at
the base of the brain from which the
blood gushed forth in steady stream
The fri lay writing on the sidewalk
fifteen minutes before doctors arrived
In the meantime a crowd of people had
gathered. She was removed to the hos
pita1, where DR. Meeks, assisted by Drs
Tracy and Bradstreet performed an
operation on the girl. Besides a frac-
tured skull it was found that four
bones were depressed on the brain caus-
ing a continual hemorrhage These
bones were removed by the physicians.
From the base of the brain to the back
of the neck was a Jagged, circular scalp
wound nine inches long where the thick
branch from the tree had penetrated.
Her recovery is very doubtful.
The names of the two laborers who
were at work on the tree when it fell
are Steve Sadowski of so Veteran street
and Joseph Pratzo, so given to the po-
lice. After the accident Pratzo put on
his coat and disappeared suddenly Sa-
dowski is under arrest and warrant is
out for Pratzo.
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Ttanrllrrs Guide.
New York, New Haven and
Hartford IL. R.

~SsOHGl J..
FOR NEW YoRK-*4;O5, $3.50. x6:1o.
x7:Oo, 500, #S:1o $50, 1875, x1o:sO a.
M, *12:10, 1915, 1870 (parlor car linn
ited), "1:35, 200, $3.50, 500, 1900. All.
4:3O, $50. 5:35, $50, *7.1O, 1910,
e:l6 bridgeport accommodating 1910,
9:l5 p. m. Sundays-*4:05, $3.50, xS:0O
a. M, $3.50, x4:SO, x6:15, $40, $50.
$3.50, 1910 p m.
FOR WASHINGTON via Harlem
R1ver-%1:05, %11:5O p. m. (daily)..
limantic-*1o.03 a. m.
FOR BOSTON via New London and
Providence-*2:10, 1920, %11:35 (parlor
car limited) a. M, *12:o5. *2:47, '4;o5,
$3.50, "6:55 p. m. Sundays-*2:1O, 1920
a. M, *12:05, *4:55, 1856 p. m.
FOR BOSTON via springfeld-"1:1 10.
xlO:1O "11:05 a. M, +1:45. $3.50 p. m.
Sundays-*1:10 a. M, $3.50 p. m.
SPRINGFIELD, etc.-"1:10, 6:4O 500.
12:0S, *1:45. $40, 500. 1851 (6:15 to
Hartford), 500 1000. Ills. 60 Mer:den)
p m. Sundays-1:10 a. M, 1908, $3.50.
S:2S p. m.
NEW LONDON DIVISION
80 ANSW LOiuOll, GlC,- d.lu, e. ~,
7:55, 1908 Ito Guilford), 11:O5, 1855,
(parlor car limited) a. M, '12:o5, 2:15,
"2:47. %4:05, #4:55, 5:15. 6:16 Ito Say
brook Junction), 1856, 1870, (Guilford
aoc) p. m. Sundays-*2:10, 1920 a. m.
12:05, *4:55, 6:55 D. m.
AIR LINE DIVISION
For Middletown, Villimantic, etc.
7:45 a. M, 1855, 1898, sos p. m. Sum
days--7:lb p. m. Connecting at Middle
town with the Valley branch and at
Wlllimantfc with Midland and Central
divisions and G. v. r. r.; at Turner
vile with Colchester branch.
NORTHAMPTON DIVISION
For shelburne Falls, Turner's Falls,
Williamsburg, Holyoke, New Hartford
and intermediate stations-75o a. m.
and 400 p. M For Westf1eld and in
termediate stations, 5;57 .. M
For Pennington, New Hartford and
points this side-7.50 a. M, 1904. 400,
5:57 p. m.
BERKSHIRE DIVISION
For Derby Junction, Derby, Ansonia,
etc.-7:O0 800. 1888 a. M, 1900, 2:39,
1857. 5:S5, 1850, 1920 p. m. Sundays
$40 a. m. and $3.50 D. m.
For Waterbury-70O 500, 9:33 a. M,
1900, 2:S9, 5:35, 1850, 1920 p. m. Sum
days-S:1o a. M, e:15 p. m. (via Nauga-
tuck Junction).
For Winsted-7:OO, s:33 a. M, 2.3s,
o:35, 1850 p m. Sundays-S:10 a. M,
6'l5 p. m. (via Naugatuck Junction).
For Shelton, Botsford, Newtown Dam
bury, Pfttsf1eld, State Line-9:33 a, M.
1857 D. m.
FOR Albany, Buffalo, Detroit, Cincin-
natl, vt. Louis, Chicago and the West
via Bridgeport-6:10 a. M; via State
L1ne-9:3S a. M, 1857 D. m.
For Litchf1eld and points on Litchfleld
branch (via Derby Junction. 9:33 a. m,
1857 D. m.
express Trains. xLocal Express.
G. II. HEMPSTEAD,
General Passenger Agent.
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ROOSEVELT MEETS TROUBLE

Confined from First Page)
part of it, because you wont work. Gap
plause). Now then, go back to your
fellow hoboes (applause) and learn af-
ter this (more yelling and the man evil
IDENTIFY turned to depar) that you stand
against the flag, you have not got a
particle Of patriotism in you. I am
glad you are going away I think you
have learned enough hereafter not to
monkey with the buzzsaw. Nong con-
tipued applause).
Now, gentlemen in the temporary
absence of the local police, I have
driven off that disturber of the meet
ing" (Applause).
At Newburgh the party was enter
tanned at Mr.. OdelFs home.
Kingston, N Y, Oct. 22.-This city
began it's reception to Governor Roose-
welt by sending seven hundred people
on a special train to Newburgh to meet
Governor Roosevelt's party and if pos
sible to induce the candidate for COVER
nor, Mr.. Odell to come to Kingston
also. In this latter mission they sue
ceeded and Mr.. Odell came up on the
train with the governor. There was
goodly crowd at the depot and the COM
mittee of arrangements announced that
the interest was so great that they had
had to arrange for three meetings.
Each one of these was packed with
people at o'clock. The governor
spoke first at the Academy of Music.
Even the three halls failed to hold the
people and AN outdoor meeting was
made necessary. Equal in Importance
to the speeches of Governor Roosevelt
was the one made by Mr. Odell, who
preceded Governor Roosevelt at the
Academy of Music.
Governor Roosevelt in his speeches
devoted himself mainly to the same Is
sues as those he spoke on in Newhurgh
and Haverstraw. He took up some of
Mr., Bryan's statements in the state
with more specifications, particularly
the one in which Mr.. BRYAN said thar
If elected to office he would crush out
every private monopoly. He said:
why that would mean the crushing
out Of every business and the doing
away with a mans revenue on patent
Mr. Bryan could not do such a thing,
and he is dishonest when he says he
would"
outside Of the Young Mems Christian
association a stand had been erected
around which there was a large con-
course of people and the governor adj
dressed them before proceeding to the
opera house, where he was bookd for
his third speech.
When the governor appeared on the
temporary platform he was greeted with
a mingling of cheres and Kisses and
hurrahs for Bryan and hurrahs for
Roosevelt. He assured those assembled
that it was q pleasure to see the fine
and that he hoped good would
be done even to those upon whom the
light had not yet shone. This was
greeted with renewed cries of "Hurrah
for Bryan" Three cheers for Bryan"
The governor had gone on without no.
ticing the Interruptions, but it contin-
ued throughout the speech, which was
devoted altogether to an arraignment
of those who were opposed to him in
the crowd.
The governor closed by stating that
he had stayed longer than he had in
tended, as he found the noisy gentle
men so interesting.
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HOW SHAG ROCK WENT UP.
The Sight Produced by Firing Ten Tons
of Nitro Gelatine in San Francisco

of -Gelatine in San Francisco
Bay.
Ten tons of nitro-gelatlne We're ex-
ploded at 2.13 O'Clock yesterday after
noon on the summit of Shag Rock No
2, half mile north of Alcatraz Island
and seventeen feet beneath the surface
Of the bay. As a result the hidden men
ace to navigation was shattered and
spectators were afforded one Of the
grandest spectacles ever witnessed in
this part of the world Impressive as
was the picture presented by the blow
ing up of Shag Rock No t. on the af-
ternoon of April 80 last, it could not be
compared in majestic beauty with yes
terdays display.
Not only did the amount of explosive
materials used yesterday exceed by an
entire ton the quantity used in leveling
the fret rock hrt the column Of water
which shot upward from the depths
was unspotted by the earthen crest of
the shattered rock and for several Sec
onds after reaching its greatest height
shdne splendidly in the bright sun like
a gigantic marble column. Al the base
as the greatest mass poised high in the
air with its curling top and sides form
ed of ragged, spear-like points, a yell
low pedestal rose to a height of appar-
emily twenty feet and appeared to hold
the massive column safe above the tur-
bulent surface of the bay. A moment
later there was crumbling at the apex
and the dust-like spray fell away in
the air and shrouded the summit
which only an instant before had shone
with such distinctness. Then there
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1900-10-23
LAST NIGHTS GRAND RALLY


we shall establish no protectorate there
that will allow us to tell foreign inter-
ference not to touch them; that so do
ing would be q menace to us here, seven
thousand miles away. (Applause.)
With such an extension of our Monroe
doctrine it will be condemned and be-
come void.
In conclusion, let me speak of our
present national condition We are now
manufacturing as much as England,
France and Germany combined, more
than third of the worlds manufac-
turing output. We grow large fractions
of the worlds agricultural products.
We have raw materials as no other ma
ton has We have a coal and iron area
one and one-half times the area of all
England Our earnings last year
amounted to nearly one-half what we
had saved and stored up during the
first eighty years of our existence. AS
our output grows our outlets must i'll
crease. By our policy of the open door
in China we have gained a tremendous
outlet for our products into China.
That time we first unfurled our flag in
the vestibule of China, In the Philip
D1nGS. CnP1l IlISL NtL6 We lSCOS lIlAGl ciS
q world power by Europe and by China;
and only by that means did we estab-
lish the open door, 1t remains for the
American people TO answer ON election
day whether we shall lose this tremend-
GUS advantage in the Philippines,
whether we have this pathway of our
progress to the world markets of the
Orient. whether we are indeed worthy
of the higher destiny of our flag.
Senator Plat, who happened to be
present was then called on and in
few words congratulated the republi-
cans upon their success so far reached
in the campaign. Commenting on Mr..
Bryan's anxiety to become president,
he stated that we must invent new
adjective to describe it.
In the parade of the Yale Republican
club before the meeting were the Wide
Awakes and the Rough Riders with APP
propriate emblems.
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THE INVESTIGATION BEGINS
Continued from First Page.l

those given by Mr.. Mersick, and the
latter told the board that it had better
take the amunts as given by Mr.. Foote
as those balances We're probably made
up at the close of the days business.
Asked what We're the amounts paid to
the city in interest by the Merchants
bank since January 1 last Mr.. Mersick
said that he could not say. Mr.. Frese-
Mus offered, however, to state the
amounts and he did SO stating them as
follows: January, $446S; February.
s36St; March, $3.50; April, $134.95;
May, $93 80; June, $1O6.61; July. S1O5. 30;
August, S9116. Mr., Fresenius reiterat-
ed his statement that being under $50
900 bonds he did not, as treasurer, want
to let so much money as the city depos-
its amount to leave his hands without
some security, such security as he had
when they went into his own bank
where he could retain control of it. He
said that in saying this he did not not
mean to make any comparison between
the two banks.
Mr.. Curtis asked if the proceeds of
two city notes, amounting to S65. 600 re-
sently sold, were deposited in the
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THIRD WARD RALLY AND PA
RADE
Held by the Democratic Club of the
Ward Last Night.

Held by the Democratic Club of the
Ward Last Night
The Third Ward Democratic club held
big parade and rally last evening, in
which the other democratic ward clubs
of the city participated. There was a
parade with about one thousand men in
line and the speakers of the evening
We're in line in carriages The parade
formed on the green and then moved to
Church street, to Congress avenue and
through the principal streets of the
Third ward. All along the line of march
the streets We're lit up with red fire and
other fireworks, and many residences
and places of business We're handsome
ly illuminated and decorated.
The speakers stand had been erected
in the square at the junction of Con-
gress avenue and Lafayette and Wash
ington streets. The entire square and
the streets around within hearing dis
lance were packed with a crowd of sew
eral thousand people, who enthusiastic
cally applauded the speakers.
The chairman of the meeting was AL
derman Nicholas p. Corcoran. The
speakers were DIR. w. A. Croffut of
Washington, D. G.. Hon. H. W. Chase
of Michigan, Attorney c. j. Danaher
of Meriden, Attorney Rosenbloom of
New York, Hon. James p. Pigott, can
didate for judge of probate; Captain J.
Donovan and L. w. Housed, candidates
for representatives.
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ablishment has been organized.

Establishment has been organized.
"A complete overland telegraph has
been established throughout the island.
Troops are in good health and are well
located in suitable barracks. The con-
dition of the equipment and instruction
is excellent Many Industries have been
taken up and are growing daily. Many
notifications have been made in taxa
ton. immigration, especially from
Spain, is heavy, 1t is probable that Co.,
600 will have entered Cuba during the
present year, These people are all in
dustrious and good workmen.
1.-THE financial condition of the coun-
try is excellent. The government is en-
tirely self-supporting and the treasury
has an unincumbered balance Of mil
lion and half dollars.
1.-THE tobacco crop of last year was
an immense one. This year the sugar
crop will be between $4,000 and 100000
tons, and if the present prices continue
the money obtained by the planters will
equal the amount received by the plant
ers for their great crop of a million
tons. The value of this years crop of
sugar and the coming tobacco crop will
be conservatively $500, 100000. This does
not include the very large production
of cocoa. az coffee and various vege-
tables, and fruits, nor does it include
any of the proceeds from mining and
the many other industries
THE condition of the people of the
island, to the best Of my knowledge and
belief, is one of content and they realize
that wonderful progress has been made
and feel as a people kindly toward and
have faith in the people of the United
States.
"A most efficient customs service has
been established -
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THE BROWNIE MAN IN TOWN

Malcolm Douglas, who wrote the
music for 1.-THE Brownies" which was
presented here several years ago with
such success, is the guest of Manager
Van Buren, and Press Agent Morton
for a few days. His many friends will
be pleased to meet him.
Mr.. Douglas has written several ar
ticles for the Metropolitan magazine
and for Puck the past few years, which
have been highly commended by press
and public. Among them are Can
You Fix Me All Right for the Show"
and 'Ill Stick to You, Jack"