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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

The Herald's morning contemporary
is entirely satisfied with a New Years
edition that begins with chronology and
ends with Contemporary Thought"
and the ''Tattooed Man." with nothing
better intervening. There are content
ed people in Asia who still use a
crooked stick for a plow; natives Of
China are certain that fricaseed
birdsnest is the acme Of culinary
achievement. Who would disturb
these people in the enjoyment of their
ancient and peculiar beliefs and cus4
toms?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03
Courses of Instruction.

Autumn- Winter Term, lS99-Iy00.
Mondays and Thursdays: Popular
Studies in Shakespeare. Tuesdays: The
Worlds Great Artists. Wednesdays:
Desk Studies for Girls and Shop and
Trade Studies for Boys. Fridays:
Great American Statesmen. Saturdays:
Home Science and Household Economy.
These courses will continue until Jan.
81, 1900. Examinations will be held at
their close as a basis for the granting
Of certificates.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

A subscriber inquiries, what started
the war between the Beers and the
British? The Herald has explained this
matter two or three times already. If
subscriber" viii refer to The Herald
of Dec. 20, 1899, he will find the infor-
nation he seeks
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

Aguinaldo's wife was reported as
dead last week Now Major March
claims to have surrounded her and
the insurgent generals sister and made
them prisoners Of war. How many
wives has Aguinaldo. anyhow? 1t was
believed that pOlygamy was confined 10
the Sulus.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

LEAVE SALT LAKE CITY.
No. 2-For Provo, Grand juno
ton and all points east ..---.. 2;l5 pm
No. For Provo. Grand juno
tiCn and all points east -....--- 500 pm.
No. For Bingham, LEM, Pro
vO. Heber. Nj. Pleasant Manu,
BelknaD and intermediate
points 49,. ...... .............. S:35 m.
No. S-FOr Eureka. PaysOu, He
Der. Provo and intermediate
points ............ -............... 500 pm.
No. 3-For Ogden and west 1900. 9,o5 pm
no. For ogden and west ...... g:45 am.
No 42-F0T Park City -..-.-...-.. 500 I'm.
No. q-FOr ogden, intermediate
and west -. ...................12:0 pm.
ARRIVE SALT LAKE CITY.
No. From Provo. Grand juno
ton and the east ................ $3.50 am.
No. 3-FrOm Provo, Grand june
ton and the east .--.--..-.---.-- 500 pm.
No. 5-From Provo. Heber. Bing-
ham. Eureka. Beiknap. ManG
and intermediate points $1,000. 5.55 pm.
No. From ogden and the west. 2.05 D m
No. A-FrOm ogden and the west. 1855 pm.
No. 6-FrOm ogden and points
west -. 49,. ...,-,........ S:25 am.
No. From Eureka. P3ys0n.
Heber. Provo and intermediate
points 1900. -.--.----- -.--.-.-.-.-10.0 200 m
NO. 4i-FrOm Park City .......... 5:45 pm.
Perfect Dining Car Service.
Ticket Office. 1O3 West Second South.
PostofTice Corner.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

Senator Hanna is highly alated, ac-
cording tc an interview published in
Washington newspaper, because at
tCTney General -dOnnett of Ohio has
failed in his attempt to drive the
cracker trus. out of that state" Mark
has very properly read Monnett out Of
the Republican party for his fight on
the trusts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03
ADJUSTMENTS.

Another big audience assembled at
the Grand last night. A matinee per-
Torrance of The Musketeers" wiz be
given today, and tomorrow night the
bin viii be changed.
The sale Of seats for the Black Patti
Troubadours viii open next Tuesday.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

United States bonds are rising in
value very rapidly. it is said. Perhaps
they anticipate a harvest when the gold
standard steal is IegaHzed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03
Onsed Ont.

philadelphia North American.)
II met you in Paris. said the dis
tinguished looking foreigner.
oh, yes. replied the busy American.
We'll I'm sorry. but my last single
daughter was married a week ago.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

That particular municipal authority
who employed John Snowfall to run
the city snOwplow evidently has a keen
appreciation Of the eternal fitness Of
things.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03
Made a Mistake.

Nife)
"Rut you are not blindr'
NO, sOr. l am deaf and dumb"
But your sign says blind "
"Oh. begcTra! It's the wrong board
I've brought
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

Since the capture Of Colesburg the
world has witnessed the curious spec
tacle Of the English people paying
homage to the military genius Of
French
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

English newspapers are discussing in
teTnational affairs with great serious
ness these days. A leading LONDON
journal observes that 1T was the mis-
fortune Of England to encounter in the
Beers limited force Of men who are
fearless fighters, born maTksmen and
rude strategists capable Of making
every soldier count for two in effective
ness >"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03
NlE(lN {HARI THE RlILRAAl

The only line running through cars to
FOTIandf Butte, Missouri river, Chicago
ana 81 Louis. without change.
Time card in effect Oct Is. 1899
rams VIII arrive and depart at Salt
Lake City daily as follows;
Arrive.
From Ogden, Chicago. Omaha.
y, Louis Kansas City ard
From ogden. Portland. Spokane.
suite, Helena and San Fran
'From Milford. sanpete. Provo
ana intermediate points ........ 9.35 am.
rom ogden. Chicago. St. Louis.
Kansas City. Omaha, Denver
ara san Francisco -..-.-.------. 500 Z. m
and Terminus .... eao. looe.e 400 pm.
mediate points 5'. ..'.. anu l...o s:sopn.
FROM Preston. Logan, Brigham,
ogden and intermediate points. $40 pm.
FROM ogden, Butte. San Francis
co ana intermediate points. $50 IN.
Depart.
For Ogden. Omaha. Chicago.
Denver. Kansas City, st. Louis,
cache valley and intermediate
--FeiilsS ----------- tslV dlli.
For Tintc. Mercur and inter
meulaJe points .--.-......-....... 7-55 am.
ana Terminus .. ... loo, 7:a5 am.
land and iEtermediate points. 9:45 am.
For ogden, Omaha, Chicago.
Denver. Kansas City, St Louis
and San Francisco ..............11:45 an
~tOr Provo, Sanpete Milford
and Intermediate points -. $50 pm.
For Ogden, Denver, Kansas City.
Omaha, st. Louis and Chi
cago .......... .................... $40 m
For Ogden, Butte Helena. san
Francisco and intermediate
points ............- ................ S:45 pm.
Telephone No. 80.
*1rains south Of Juab do not run Sun
days.
4tDaily except Sunday.
Ticket office Masonic block, No 100
West Second South street
w. II. BANCROFT. Vice President and
General Manager.
5. W. ECCLES. General Traffic Man
ager.
D; =. BURLET, General Passenger and
Ticket Agent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

Kid Mccoy must be a full grown
goat by this time. For further partic-
ulars address Peter Maher.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03
'1rains south of Juab do not run Sun
LEAVE SALT LAKE CITY.

LEANE SALT LAKE I'll 7
No. 6. ''The Fast Mall for Chi
cagO. ST. Paul. st. Louis, Oma-
ha, Kansas City, Denver and
Park City ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. NV a'Ali'
No. 2 THE Overland Limited
for Chicago st. Paul. st. Louis.
Omaha. Kansas City and Den
No. 4. The Atlantic Express
for Chicago, St Louis Omaha,
Kansas City and Denver $500. 6:t9 2. m.
ARRIVE SALT LAKE CITY.
No. 10l ''The Fast Mail" from
Chicago, st. Louis, Omaha,
Kansas City. Denver and Park
No J. THE Overland Limited,
from Chicago, St. Louis. Oma-
Ia. Kansas City and Denver. 300 pm.
No. s. The Pacific Express,
from Chicago, St. Paul. 81.
Louis Omaha, Kansas City and
Denver .......... ........... $3.50 a. m.
CITY TICKET OFFICE, 20i Main
Street. Telephone No. 665.
H N. CLAY.
General Agent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

Ncte-TO draw a square it is neces-
sary to have what draughtsmen call a
triangle. This is simply a ruler Of the
shape shown in the next drawing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03
An Important Difference.

CLife.)
opwith-LombardO says there is no
difference between genius and nadress.
Waggle-Pardon me; madness gets three
square meals a day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03
-. THE HERALD'S =.
Home Study Circle.
Copyright. 1883. by Seymour EatonJ
Directed BY Prof. Seymour Eaton.

**++++++++++**++44A
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03
THE DAILY HERALD.
Published Every Day by
TIE HERALD COMPANY,

OFFICE. THE HERALD block. corner
west Temple and First South streets.
Sail Lake City
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

Miss DAILY, who has been spending the
holidays in the city, left yesterday for
school in the east.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

The only line running through cars {
portland, Butte. Missouri river. Chicag
ana ST. Louis. without change.
lime card in effect Oct. -. 1899.
1fains VIII arrive and depart at Sa
Lake City daily as follows:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

Mrs S. f Fenton leaves Sunday for
California, where she viii spend a
month before sailing for Honolulu.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-01-03

Mrs. Kessler gave an informal chatting
dish supper at the Grand New Years
night.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-12-21

The United States Senate devoted nearly
the entire legislative day Friday to discus
sion of the Hay Pauncefote treaty. The
committee on foreign relations recommend
ed further amendments to the treaty, de-
claring that it supercedes the Clayton Bull
wer treaty, and striking out the article
which permits the submission of the treaty
to other powers for their acceptance.
The House only disposed of about half
Of the war revenue reduction bill. Gen.
eral debate was concluded, however. A
determined effort was made to reduce the
tax on beer below the rate of 81 90 a bar
rel, but the WAYS and means committee
overwhelmed the opposition.
The Senate transacted no business of
importance on Saturday in open session,
the entire time being spent in executive
session on the Hay PauncefOte treaty.
The House passed the war revenue re-
duction bill Saturday, the minority re-
framing from voting. A motion to recon-
init, with instructions TO report bill re-
ducing the revenue at least $40, 000, 900
and with an income tax provision, was de-
fe&ted-131 to 1866. The pension appro-
prlation bill, carrying $145, las, 2S0, was
passed In exactly Is minutes.
There was an interesting contest in the
House Tuesday over the motion TO sus-
pend the rules 10 pass bill providing to
give the preference in appointment TO and
In retention ~ civil offices Of the govern
ment to men who served in the army or
navy in the war with Spain, In the present
war In the Philippines and in the civil war.
Mr.. Glllett of Massachusetts,, of the civil
service committee, who led the attack on
the bill, pointed out THAT 1t would shut out
civilians entirely, as 1t would give the
preference to $4,000 men. The bill was
rejected without a roll call.
The House passed the bill to place Rep
resentative Boutelle of Maine on the re-
tired list of the navy with the rank of cap.
tain. Mr.. Boutelle served in the navy in
the civil war; He is now In a helpless
physical and mental condition, and in
straigtened financial circumstances.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-12-21

great, sharp sword. Another man,
the cousin of Sing Low, knelt quietly
in front of him, and drew his barred
head and neck down and forward so
as to meet the uplifted sword. Then
there was deathly quiet as the huge
blade assembled. 1t made a circle
and a whistling sweep in the air be-
fore it descended slowly and touched
the neck of the condemned. There
it stopped. No blood came, and there
was no cry or moan from Sing Low,
for the reason that the blade had just
touched the flesh. and no more. Then
the cousin 81 up, facing the judge,
and the executioner did likewise, hold
ing the sword erect, as he announced
solemnly:-
Honorable Judge, this man is
dead"
Five minutes later the Cinnamon
were all hurrying from the hall. Sing
Low had be n dragged, still on his
knees, from the room, and flung into
the narrow, weed-choked street out
side. He had endeavored to beg
mercy, but his lips were stiff and
dumb. Then he had chung to the
judges knees, jabering Historically,
only to be cast aside like a truly dead
thing, for a Chinaman lost to caste
and his secret society is worse than
dead. He had moaned and begged at
the feet of his cousin, but he, too, had
passed relentlessly on, paying no at
tention to a dead mans speech. And
so at last they had all gone-among
the crowd Sing Lows own clerks and
employes--and the dead crouched
alone and deserted of all, in the dark
ness of night.
In the early dawn Sing Low stun
bled drunkenly home ward-not to the
house in which he lived with his MeXi
can kife, but to Chinatown, for at last
whether in joy, sorrow death or dis
grace, the heart of even an Oriental
turns to his own people, such as they
may be And Sing Low had nc
thought of Felipia, much as he loved
her, or even for his restaurant, with
its American sign, that had brought
him so much money. The Americans
or the MeXicans would take him in
surely, for had he not money? His
! own people had cast him out, yet to
them he turned.
Posted up in front of the opium den
owned by him was large bill, setting
forth his execution. He read it. Two
other men, walters in his restaurant
were reading it at the same time
His stained and torn silken garment
brushed against one of them, and the
men moved back as il some dead
beast were there. To,those two men
Sing Low spoke. but they seemed to
see only empty air where he stood
He went into the opium den, begging
for the "black smoke" but no one
heard him or saw him. All the men
seated and lying about the room were
discussing the execution OF the once
respected Sing Low. Unable to en-
dure It, the poor brute skunk out and
rranderad distractedlv about the
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-12-21
NoRTHFIELD, MASS.
Christmas Services.

The Sons of Veterans will hold
New Years dance at the town hall on
Tuesday evening. Leitsinger's or
chestra will furnish music.
Prof. and Mrs. A. ]. Philips have
gone to Nashville. Tenn, to spend
Christmas with their son, Arthur, who
has a fine position as director of a
large choir. They will visit Wash
ington before returning.
Northfield Seminary, Mount Her.
mon school and the public schools all
closed this week for the usual Christ
mas vacation The public schools
will reopen on Monday, Dec. 31st.
The Training school also closed.
On Monday evening a supper will
be served in the Congregational YES
try to the children of the Sunday
school and other children of the town.
This will be followed by a social hour
and the distribution of presents from
the trees.
At the Congregational church Rev.
N. Fay Smith will preach. Special
Christmas music has been pre-
pared. In the evening the children
of the Sunday school will hold a SER
vice the program being of a miscel-
laneous nature.
On Sunday morning at the Unita-
rian church, services appropriate to
Christmas with special music will be
held. In the evening exercises of a
similar character conducted by the
young people of the Guild will be
held at the usual hour.
On Tuesday evening at the town hall
the Unitarian society will have a
Christmas tree accompanied by an en-
tertainment consisting of music and
speaking To all of these exercises
in both churches the public, especially
the children, are cordially invited.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-12-21
Economic value Of BIrds.

The economic value of birds TO man lies
in the service they render In preventing
the undue increase of insects, in devour-
ing small rodents, in destroying the seed
OF harmful plants, and in acting as scav-
engers Based upon reliable statistics,
leading entomologistS estimate that insects
cause an annual loss of at least $500, 0OO,-
600 TO the agricultural interests OF the Unit
ed States every veal, exclusive OF the damage
dOue TO ornamental shrubbery, shade and
forest trees. In the air swallows and
swifts course ever in pursuit of insects,
which constitute their sole food. When
they retire, the nighthawks and the whip
pOOrwills take up the chase, catching
moths and other nocturnal insects which
would escape day-hying birds. The wood
pecker, nuthatches aud creepers attend to
the tree trunks and limbs, examining care
fully each inch of bark for insects eggs
and Larvae, or excavating for the ants and
bOrers they hear at work within. On the
ground the hunt is continued by the
thrushes, sparrows and other birds who
feed upon the innumerable forms of ter
restrial insects.
The stomach of yellow-billed cuckoo
shot at O'Clock in the morning contained
the partially digesIed remains of 43 tent
OF the Massachusetts, state board of agri-
culture, states that the stomachs of four
chickadees contained 1923 eggs of the can
kerworm. The stomachs of four other
birds of the same species contained about
900 egga and los female moths of the can
kerworm. The average number of eggs
found in 20 OF these moths was 1856, and
as II Is estimated that q ehiekadee NAV eat
81 female cankerwOrms q day during the
70 days when these moths crawl up trees,
II follows that in this period each ehicka.
Gee would destroy more than 1873, 900 eggs
OF this noxous Insect.
Professor Forbes, director of the iii.
nols state laboratory of natural history.
found us Larvae of bibio-a fly which In
the larval stage feeds on the roots of grass
In the stomach of a single robin, and
the lntestines contained probably as many
more. DR.. A. X. Fisher, assistant orni.
thologlst OF the United States department
OF agriculture, has found that 90 per cent
OF The food of the .red-shouldered hawk
commonly called 'chicken hawke or 'shen
hawk" consists OF injurious mammals
and Insects, while 200 castings of the barn
owl contained the skulls of 45O ANAL
mammals, no less than 225 of these being
skulls OF the destructive field or meadow
! mouse.
The carnivorous birds gather a crop of
seeds, which, II left TO geIminate. Womb
cause heavy loss of agricultural intaresta
Dr. y. +. Gaumer Of Yucatan saws that
the killing of immense numbers of herons
and other littoral birds In Yucatsn has
oeen followed by an increase In human
mortality among the inhabitants OF the
coast, q direct result Of the destruction Of
tne olrds that formerly assisted 10 keeping
me beaches and bayous free from decayine
animal matter.
The feathers Of each and AL Of these lit
dc appreciated allies Of the aericultaris,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-12-21

Henry L. Pratt, president of the Millers
Falls company, who died at his home in
Brooklyn last Thursday, left an estate of
an estimated valve of $3.50, 600, one-half of
which is left to his widow and about one
half to his brothers and sisters. He be-
queathed $1,000 to the church in Shutes-
bury, his native town, and $500 to the
church in Gill.
Mrs Dewey, wife of the admiral, inner
its 5000, 900 through the death of her
mother, Mrs. Mary L. Mclean. A codi-
Gil, executed after the marriage at the ad-
miral, provided that If there Is no lineal
descendant then the property reverts to the
persons who would be, If the testarlx
were living, her heirs law. By this pro-
vision no share of the estate can go to Ad-
miral Dewey or his relatives.
The case of David r. Miles of Sheffield,
against G. l.. Woodbury. of Burlington.
civil engineer, and son of ex-Gov, Wood
bury, is now on trial in the Caledonia
county court. Woodbury. had charge of
building water system In Lyndon. Miles
sustained a broken leg by falling into a
ditch which the contractors men had dug.
Miles alleges that Woodbury. was negligent
in not properly guarding against such an
accident.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-12-21

streets. He was unnoticed, and even
when in the early morning he begged
for bread, not a crust was given him,
not drop of water. He was dead to
his people, and his dead voice was I'M
needed.
For two days the torture OF Sing
Low endured. At midnight Of the
second day he crept into his own rest
aurant and stole a pistol that was ly-
ing invitingly in his desk. The
clerk saw it, but said nothing, and did
not attempt to prevent the theft. And
with the pistol Sing Low made MS
way back to Chinatown, where he read
over again one of his own death no
tees, and, standing under it, placed
the pistol to his temple and blew out
what remained of his poor, added
brains.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-12-21

The Woman's Auxiliary to the Yer
mont Dairymen's association will hold
a meeting Tuesday evening, Jan. 8th,
in Burlington. Mrs. Ida H. Reed has
been secured to speak on the food
question and it's effect upon the sys-
tenn. Miss Anna Barrows of Boston
will speak upon THE Value of Teach
ing Domestic Science in Schools
Miss Barrows is one of the editors
of the American Kitchen Magazine,
and has taught in various colleges
and universities the art of cooking,
besides giving demonstration lectures
before woman's clubs and societies,
also before a large number of farmers
organizations. The president of Yer
mont university will give an illustrat-
ed lecture.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-12-21

Ex-Fresident Cleveland contributes
to this weeks issue of the Saturday
Evening Post an important and timely
article on The Plight of Democracy
and the Remedy" The causes of the
successive defeats of the Democracy
are strongly presented. Mr. Cleve-
land says. with very great force, with
respect to the late alliance of the
Democracy with the undemocratic
forces of Populism, that there is good
reason for the belief that "even in sue
cess such an alliance would have
proved improbable and dangerous"
The path to the rehabilitation of the
party, Mr.. Cleveland points out, lies
in the return to Democratic principles
and leadership without recrimination
for the past and with manly avoid
ance of undue sectional control"
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-12-21

The vibrations from Burlington indicate
that the fusilade from the newspapers has
dad its effect and that Gen. Peck will
drop from the race for the coll"ctorship.
A recount OF the votes in Worcester,
Mass, shows tie in the mayoralty con-
test, and victory of only 55 for license.
The courts will be asked to determine who
is mayor.
Curtis s. Emery of Chelsea, who was a
prominent member of the last legislature,
has received the appointment of clerk to
the Senate committee on agriculture, of
which Senator Proctor is chairman.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-12-21

The Italie. a paper in Rome, an
nounces that the Pope, after a confer
ence with the Archbishop of Manila,
declared that his conviction was
that the United States should re-
tain their hold on the Philippines.
The Pope considered that it would
gravely imperil Christianity and civ
ilization if the United States should
abandon the government of the is
lands. If the United States should
withdraw, he said. it would be the
duty of the Roman Catholic church to
take what measures might be posi-
BILE to influence the cession of the
Philippines to some other Christian
power.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-12-21

I'm just u little baby girl,
OF cOurse I ike to play.
But when l reach for something nice
Trey take IL right away.
They give me ju the same old things
AT morning. night ard noon
A rattle and an old rag doll,
clothespin and a spoon.
I'm tired Of them as / can be-
I'd like a nice new toy
The things upon the mantelpiece
Would NIL my soul with ~.
When Christmas comes and Santa Claus
I'll show folks pretty soon
Some things about an old rag doll,
clotheapin and u spoon.