The age-herald., 1900-10-14
MT. Dooley on Teddy
 ROsenfelt'S Yves term Trip
-zzur@>F. P. DUNNE In New York Journal.

Even natur',' he says, can be subJooed by a kick firm a sthrong man. he says.
 Tn this way he proves that tis be ilietin' himself an tn other la-ad on tn ticket, tn hydhra headed monsther called be tn fool ish anti-imperyalism an be tn wise free silver, anychy, vilence an intolranee can be cr-rushed. Glory ze, but I'd like to be along where he goes. Iris no matinee fir ladies an childer with an usher to show ye to ye'er seats an boy disthributin' choc- late creams; 'tis no handkerchief saloot, an no quartet singin': Tn Vflets on tn Veldt Whisper Mack an Rosenfelt,' whin he's to speak at an altitood iv fifteen thousan' feet, where man with tall hat wud knock it again tn stars in their coorses. Iris FIT gintlemen ony; come armed whin he's in town 'Tis mother an sister down in tn cyclone cellar an papa off with a brick in his hand. Iris shutters up at tn joolry store an glass out at tn saloon. Iris sthreets carpeted with tn human form divine, an extry clerks at tn gunware store an tn tire wore off tn ambulance.
 Tn meetin was called fir eight o'clock, says tn pa-aper. An at tn hour tn hall was packed with a seethin' multi tood Afther few well-chosen remarks tn chairman, tn Hon. d. Woolcott come down into tn body iv tn hall an with a well-directed blow put out iv business tn Hon. Linn Doosly, former judge iv tn Cirkt Coort an author iv several we'll known wurruks op free cienage an slayer iv Fierce Fred tn half-breed desperado. At this moment Gov'nor Rosenfelt bit his way through tn throng, an afther bringin' down with well-aimed shot tn chairman iv tn dimmycratic commity, Horace Greeley Ramsum, editor iv tn Coloravt Coyote, he spoke as follows: 'Scoundh. - COW rds, hired ruffyans, I know ye all well, an if e'er a wan iv ye comes up to this 1off Clnxxy hnu I fnn fOfr an fellow Republicans: This Is tn happy est moment iv me life. GA voice: Kill him!)
 'Niver befure have I injyed so much livn' undher a constitootion that insures equal r-rights an no more to wan an all, an'-excuse me, gents. while get tn r-red- headed man in tn gal'ry. Got him. Thanks an spreads over tn country contint an prosperity and peace enough f'r amy r-rightminded man. An if that fellow that's heavin specimens iy tn glacyal dhrift firm behind yon post will-(ISditor's Note: Here our rayporther was sthruck on tn back iv tn head with piece iv castin' firm tn joynt iv Hollyan's Laura's Love Mine. But we understand that Gov-nor Rosenfelt completed a delightful speech amid gr-reat enthusyasm an was escoot- ed to tn thrain be large crowd. Tn list iv kilt an wounded will be found in anoth- CT part iv this pap-aper. Tn departure iv tn distinguished visitor was marked be humorous incident tn gallant leader hurl- in firm tn thrain Mike OLeary, iv shaft eight iv tn B. & G. mine. amid tn good natured laughter iv tn crowd. Our lead CT made fav'rable impression an nanny warrum wurruds was heard about him in tn streets las night. It is to be hoped that he will rayturn again whin tn brick yard starts up.)
 An there he goes Hinnissy relievin' tn gloom iV tn campaign with bit iv rale ol' fashioned pollytics like we had whin we were boys.
 Well" said MT. Hennessy, "thim fel- lows out West meant all Fright an ye can't blame amy man fir doin' what he thinks Is fir tn good iv th party, but don't think is was r-right to attack him with scantlin'. Iris a, poor weapon at tn best an annyhow," says I, "give ivry man a chanst to be heard"
 "Niver fear that Tiddy wont be heerd,' said Mir. Dooley. An don't ye be afraid if amy wan hits him that he wont tag back. He's havin tn time iv all his life.'
 Hell need a r-rest cure whin he's through said MT. Hennessy.
 "He ixpicts to be ilicted," said MT. Dooley.