The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-22

r-readin' IT, Read upside down, it says
that the Impress has become a Swed- |
enboorjan. L will r-read it standin' on
me head whin 1 get home, where 1
can pin down me over-skirt; thin I'll
r-read it in a lookin'- glass; thin I'll saw
it into sthrips an r-run it through a
wringer an lave it stand in tub Nv
blum, an whin it's properly starched
I'll find out what il says Fin'lly I'll
cut it into small pieces an cook with
rice an lave il to reast in cool place,
an thin twill r-read even betther. /
hope ye're satisfied he says. L am
says Jawn Hay. I'll tillygraft to Mark
that ivrything is all fright he says.
an that our relations with his Majesty,
or her Majesty, or their Boxerships, or
tn own-with-th' foreign divillers. or
whciver's runnin tn shop over beyant
where ivrything are as they ought to
be. or worse, or betther as tn case may
be- he says. Good says Woo; you're
a man afther me own heart he says.
| III sind we a little book wrote be
I fTind iv mine in Peking,' he says. lis
called Heart to Heart Lies L Have
Had he says. You'll like it, he says.
/ In tn mean time he says, i must
write secret message to go out be to-
nights hot air express to me CORY
spondint in Meriden, Connecticut, urg-
! in him TO sind more impeeryal edicks
| iv a fav'rable nature he says. I've
On Hdu NHlHly SO lar, al Il III Sclllu
! scrivener's palsy he says. But befure
I CO. he says, L bet We eight miIlyon
yens. or three dollars an eighty-four
cints iv ye'er money, that ye can't pick
out tn shell this here pea is undher,
he says. An they set down to game
iv what is known at Picking as dipio-
macy. Hinnissy, but on Randolph
sthreet viadock is called the double
dirty"
Il don't believe wan wurrud iv what
in tn pa-apers about Chiny." said Mr.
Henessey
Well" said Mr.. Dooley, IF We be-
lieve anything ven believe ivrything
It's grand contist that's goin on be-
tween Westhern and Easthern civil
LEGATION. IT'S a joke iv me own, Hin
Missy, an ye'd understand IL if VI
knew spellin'. TIL Westhern ciVil-lie
. cation. Hinnissy-that's us-is a pretty
good liar, but he's a kind of rough-an'
tumble at IL. He goes in head down
an ivry lie he tells looks like all tn
others. Ye niver see an Englishmar
that had amy judgment in lynn Tn
correspondent iv tn Daily Pail is on
iv his class. He's carryin' lies to Lie
Vile. How in tn wurruld can We com
pete with a country where ivry lab
rers cottage projooces lies so delicat
: that tn workmen iv tn West can't un
q dherstand thim2 We make our lies b.
r machinery; they TURN out theirs b
= hand. They initiate tn best Nv on
: canned lies to deceive people that like
that kind. but fr artists they have lie
= that appeals to a more refined taste
= Sure. I'd like to live among thin ar
q find out tn kind ~ bouncers they te
n each other. They must be GRAND.
n on'y know their export lies now-tf
= surplus lies they can't use at home Ar
8 tn kind they sind out ARE betthe
!. than our best. Our lies is no more thi
d a contradiction iv tn truth: their lie
Y appeals To tn since iv honesty iv ann
3 civilized man"
Is They can't hurt us with their lies
2. said Mr.. Hennessy of our Western els
n ilization. We have tn guns an we
5 bate thin yet"
L. Yes" said Mr.. Dooley. AN twill h
l. Ike man who's had his house d
lsthrOyed by a cyclone gettin' UP al
v kickin' at tn air" f P. DUNE.