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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22

LEAVE SALT LAKE CITY.
No. e-For Grand Junction, Den
Yer and points east ............-. $40 an
No 2-FOF Provo. Grand juno
uon ana all points east ...--.-. 30 pm.
NO EFor Provo. Grand june
uOn ana all points east --.-..--.. sos pm.
No 10-h'or Bingham. Lehi, Pro-
EO, hSDer, Nj Pleasant, Mauu,
Belknap and intermediate
points -. .-.-...-........ -. SO an
No. S-For Eureka, Paysou. He
Der, Provo and intermediate
points $3.50. ...-.. ................ 500 o n
No. 5-F'Or Ogden and the west. 9:45 an
no S-EOr Ogden and west 900. sos pm
80. For ogden ana west .--...1--l3 uo'1
No. 42-F'Or Park City ............ $50 an
ARRIVE SALT LAKE CITY.
No. 5-From Provo, Grand juno
ton and the east .............-.. $50 an
No. From Provo. Grand juno
ton and the east ........-..--- j - an.
No. 3-From Provo, Grand juno
ton and the east ................ SIS Pm
No S-FrOm Prove. Heber, Bing-
nam, Eureka, Belknap Man-i
and intermediate points. 500 pm
No. CkrOm Ogden and the west 500 an
10. from Ogden and the west Z-le pm.
No 4-ETo-n Cgdsn ana the west 100 p.al
No. From Eureka, PaysOn
Heber. Provo and intermediate
points 49,. 1000 an.
No. A-From Park City 80. -. 5.45 pm
Perfect Dining Car Service.
Sleeping Cars TO Chicago Without Change
Ticket Office. 1o3 West Second South
Postoffice Corner.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22
A Reasonable supnosition

(Yonkers Statesman)
You know that lady who was here yes
terday who smelled SO strong Of per
fume, Eamma2'
Yes. my boy"
Wei, isn't she one Of the cologneiaI
GameS?''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22

Atlanta Journal: The Standard Oil COM
pany dictates terms to the greatest rail-
roads in the country, controls and directs
LEGISLATION in many states and Frequently
makes its power felt in the federal con-
gress. What is to be the limit of this
plutocratic giants swing and sway?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22

Minneapolis Times: The Standard Oil
company paid a dividend of so, 100000 on
Thursday last, and il is estimated that
at its present gait Mr. ROckefeller's con-
Germ viii own the earth in 1S7 years.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22

Helena Independent: China has SEN
fenced a monopoly prorcoter to imprison-
ment for life. If the rule prevailed in
mis- country there would be few PeDub
Hcan leaders outside the stockade
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22

Omaha World-Herald: Mr.. Hanna's
scheme to abolish tina trusts VIII work
beautifully until the time comes for the
trusts to respond to the frying-pan. Then
the scheme will fail.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22

Mr.. and Mrs. E. c. Coffin have taken
possession Of their new home on Third
East, between First and Second South
streets.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22

San Francisco Examiner: Let the peo-
ME remember that if they want their in
terests looked after they must elect pres
iients. congressman. governors and legis-
lators who are ready TO fight the trusts.
id Is not from the Hannas the Griggses.
fine Cages or their like that they can look
for service against their oppresSors
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22
CONCERNING TRUSTS.

New York Herald: Here's another
trust. The surety companies have formed
a combine" TO raise their charges. Next!
Denver Post: The farmers of northern
Ohio are organizing a milk trust 1t is
hoped they may not fan into the city
trust habit of watering their stock
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22

Mrs. J. E. Snider Of the City of Mexico
IS visiting her mother, Mrs. L. r. Taylor,
at 237 East First South street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22

O. 9 g
Mr. and Mrs. Elgin Travis entertained
informally Tuesday evening.
Mr.. W. ]. Lawrence has gone 10 Eu-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-22

OFFICE. THE HERALD block, corner
Vert Temple and First South Streets
Salt Lake city
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
rhe White Honse Mail Rox.

IAN amusing thing that we frequent
ly see at the White House." said one
of the attaches there, "is the mailing
of letters in the White House letter
box by visitors to the city. All visitors
to Washington go to the executive
mansion, and many Of them notice the
letter box in the vestibule just before
entering the east room. Some Of them
decide to mail letters there, believing
that these letters will contain the
stamp of the White House. OF course
it would be great thing for distant
relative to receive letter postmarked
at the White House.
"The other day an intelligent looking
woman, accompanied by several grown
daughters, asked me to lend her a pen
ell. l heard her say, Won't it be love-
ly to mail them a letter from here and
let them see that we've been to the
presidents homer She proceeded to
write for some time, secured an envel-
ope, addressed 1t and then proudly
dropped the epistle in our letter box.
She went off with radiant face. She
was sure that all her neighbors and
friends for miles around would hear of
that letter mailed from the White
House, and she would be besieged with
inquiries on her return. She'll learn
her mistake. The letter box here does
not differ in any way from those on
the streets. "-Washington Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
JerrOld's wit.

The English have been accused for
so long Of dullness in their humor that
several stories related of the eminent
wit Douglas Jerrold may not be out
of place as showing that the charge is
sometimes untrue. 1t appears that at
a dinner one gentleman who had been
eating dish of sleeps head with
great gusto exclaimed as he laid down
his knife and fork, Sleeps head for
ever, say l" There's egotism," said
JerrolG.
Sometimes, through a joke, Jerrold
conveyed good advice or a word of
warning. He was enjoying drive one
day with a jovial spendthrift behind .
pair of grays. "Well, what do you
think Of my grays? asked his impecu-
NOUS friend. ITO tell you the truth"
replied Jerrold, 81 was thinking more
Of your duns."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Conventions Have Started.

The republican state central committee
met Tuesday in Des Moines and called
the first state convention to meet at Des
Moines May 10. This convention is only
to select delegates to the national con-
vention called to meet at Philadelphia
June 10. 1t will, however, be an inter
estins convention and one well worth
attending. Congressman Il. G. Cousins is
selected as temporary chairman and will
make the leading speech. That it will
be a masterpiece Of political oratory goes
without saying, for Cousins has attained
a very high rank as national orator
AS he is member of the congressional
committee on Foreign Affairs it is ex-
pected that his speech will indicate the
party position on the great international
and constitutional questions relating to
our new possessions. A later state con-
vention will be held, perhaps in August,
to nominate the state ticket.
There will be meeting Of the repub.
lican county central committee of this
county in week or two when the date
for county convention will be selected.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Kamr. Arc norn Liar..

The Kaftir makes an interesting
study. You cannot understand him all
at once. 1t requires time, and good
deal of 1t. A new arrival thinks the
Kafiir is born prevaricator Of the
truth and has his reasons for SO think
ing.
Suppose you catch hoy" commit.
ting misdemeanor. Ask him what
he has been doing, and he will look up
in your face, picture of innocence,
and reply, "Ikona, baas"-a plump de-
NAL. Tell him you saw him do it,
threaten him with punishment; he will
still persist In maintaining his inno-
cence. He will still plead ignorance of
the misdeed and mutter In astonish-
ment or fear, "Ikona, baas." In fact,
he knows nothing whatever about it.
If the offense be one that cannot be
overlooked, you proceed to administer
reproof-with the foot, If you are not
particular and wish to be impressive.
What does he do? If he is a raw
"boy" and not used to it, he runs off
with terrified look on his face; IL he
Is used to it, he retires precipitately
with satisfied smile, not necessarily
because he has got the thrashing, but
because he no longer has it to look for
ward to.
The only explanation for the system
attic lying OF the native in face Of the
most convincing proof is that the ma
tive mind is totally unable to form a
conception of what we understand by
thfulness.-London Mail.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
An "Americann Duel.

During my residence in Heidelberg q
lamentable and terrible affair took
place that threw profound gloom
over the university and the entire
town. Two German students, having
quarreled, decided the earth was not
large enough for both Of them to live
in and resorted to the diabolical prac-
tice called the American duel"
In darkened room the two young
men drew lots, having sworn that he
who drew the black ball would commit
suicide. The unhappy loser went to
his room and discharged bullet into
his breast but missed his heart and
fingered for several days on his death
bed. His parents were summoned by
telegraph and besought him on their
knees to disclose the name of his an
tagonist, but he steadfastly refused
and died with the secret in his breast.
The students not only excused his
conduct, but praised his courage, and
when his remains were taken to the
railway sta ton to be transported to a
distant city they accompanied the fu-
neral corteSe with torches and music
The students, claimed he was not q sui
eide, for he vas killed In an honorable
duel, and they maintained that his op-
ponent was not accessory to his death
because he shot himself. l had many
arguments with them and never could
convince them of their extraordinary
regeneration. Science.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Satisfied Her,

Prospective Bride-I know it's fool
ish, doctor, but to crafty a natural Gu
riosity will you please let me see the
form Of service you intend to use in
marrying us?
The Rev. DR.. Fourthly-It will not
be necessary, my dear young woman.
l never use the word "obey" in the
marriage service.-Chicago Tribune.
A North Columbus woman has a
charming little daughter who is very
indiscreet. The other day in the midst
Of reception the little girl cried on
account Of the toothache. Her mother
tried to console her.
There, my darling, don't cry. Your
toothache will pass away"
How will it go away" replied little
Edith, her voice broken with sobs. 81
can't take my teeth out like you can,
mamma" -Ohio State Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Was She Right

A certain woman, says the Wichi-
ia Eagle, desired the arrest of the
saloon keeper who had been selling
whisky to her drunken husband. Hav-
ing conducted the officer to the saloon,
she was told by him to pick out the
proprietor. Seven men, all looking
alike and dressed alike, were stand
ing motionless around whisky
barrel, and she could not tell
which was the one, but she stepped
to the barrel and turned the spigot,
and the liquor began to pour out on
the floor. One Of the men sprang out
of the circle and turned the spigot off.
ARREST that manw she said.
But was she right? Was it more
likely to be the proprietor who world
thus plead guilty and go to Jail or some
innocent man with an unquenchable
thirst who was Mortified at seeing the
awful waste?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Fool the Bees and the People.

"People buy comb honey" said a
man from the country, believing that
the fact that it Is sealed by the honest
little bee precludes the possibility Of
fraud. The fact Is that the bees Of
many professional honey raisers do
nothing the uvelong summer but pack
glucose into their hives from an open
barrel that is left standing close by.
The bee will not search fragrant fow-
ers the livelong day for a trifing
amount of pure honey when he can get
glucose. The honey men see that there
is plenty of glucose handy, and instead
of one pound of pure honey they aid
the bees in putting ten pounds Of glu-
coSe on the market.
Human ingenuity has not devised
way for making and sealing the honey
comb, or the bee would be dispensed
with altogether. In handling the glu-
and if you complain to the bee man
that it Is not as sweet and sticky as it
should be he will tell you that it is the
early crop and that the heavy rains
make 1t thin.
81 know a man who keeps so hives
of bees on the roof Of his store in the
city, and by hustling up plenty Of glu-
cose he gets enough honey out of the
buzzing slaves to do wholesale bust
ness in honey. Why, his bees never
saw a flower and would shy at hon.
eysuckle If they happened to come near
one. He will not even let the poor
things have a recess to get drink Of
water, but keeps a pan of fresh water
near the hives for them to drink
New York Mail and Express.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Fooled the Crowd,

Some people will go to great trouble
and eXpenseIo perpetrate joke. The
other day two well known society men
hired a closed carriage and decorated
it with bows Cf white ribbon and flow
ers and other paraphernalia belonging
to well appoilted wedding.
On each side was hung a placard an
nouncing that the occupants were just
married.
1t attracted great attention, and when
it pulled up in front of the Gait House
a few days ago a large crowd had con-
gregated to see the happy bride and
groom alight. The driver slowly got
down from his seat beside the door.
He opened it deliberately, aud when
he swung the door open theleurious
crowd surged forward. There was no
bride and no groom inside, but instead
a big placaid bearing in great black let
tiers the single word, Rubber"
For q little while the driver had the
joke to himself. but soon the crowd
realized the neat swindle, and all en-
joyed the episode hugely.--Loulsville
Dispatch.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
HIS LIFE WAS SAVED.

Mr.. j. +. Lilly, a prominent citizen
of Hannibal, Mo, lately had u wonder
deliverance from IL frightful death. In
telling of it he says: II WAS taken with
typhoid fever that ran into pueumo-
MIA. My lungs became hardened.
was SO weak couldn't even sit up in
bed. Nothing helped me. | expected
soon to die of Consumptlon, when |
heard Of DR.. Kings New Discovery.
One bottle gave great relief. comtin-
ued to use it, and am now well and
strong, and | can't say too much in its
praise" This marvellous medicine is
the quickest and surest cure in the
world for all throat and lung trouble.
Regular sizes, 80 cents and 81 90
Trial bottles free at \ II. Roberts
drug store; every bottle guaranteed.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Shrewd Advice.

The virtues of a keen business man
are often negative rather than posi-
tive. 1t is said that a great broker
once told his son that only two things
were necessary to make great finan-
cier.
"And what are those, papaT the son
asked.
Honesty and sagacity."
."But what do you consider the mark
of honesty to bef"
always to keep your word"
"And the mark of sagacity"
"Never to give your word" ...-..--
In 1927, just after Dan Dougherty,
the Irish pugilist, fought his famous
fight with Jem Belcher, the English
fighter, on the curragh Of Kildare, near
Dublin, he became involved in a con-
troversy with an unknown. The lat
ter was not pugilist, and, not wishing
to take any advantage of his opponent,
Dougherty consented to fight him with
pistols. The two met by appointment,
extracted the balls from the pistols
and substituted blank cartridges. BY
the terms of the agreement between
the principals Dougherty's opponent
was to have the first shot. The natu-
raj instinct prevailed even on the duel
ing ground, and as the fighters oppo-
nent raised his arm to fire Dougherty
elevated his right arm, as IL to ward
off blow, evidently intending to stop
the bullet from hitting him in the face.
After this who can say that fighters
are not dead game men ?-Kansas City
Independent.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
An Immortal Grafton.

The funeral Grafton of Pericles Is
pretty nearly what was actually spo-
ken, or else it is the substance of the
speech written out in the historians
own words, says James Ford Rhodes
in The Atlantic Its intensity Of feel
ing and the fitting of it so well into the
situation indicate it to be living con-
temporaneous document, and at the
same time it has that universal appli-
cation which we note in so many
speeches of Shakespeare. ...,
A few years after our civil war a
lawyer in a city of the middle west
who had been selected to deliver the
Memorial day Grafton came to friend
of his in despair because he could write
nothing but the commonplace about
those who had died for the Union and
for the freedom of race which had
been uttered many times before, and
he asked for advice.
"Take the funeral grafton Of Pericles
for a model" was the reply. "Use his
words where they will fit and dress up
the rest to suit our day."
The orator was surprised to find how
much Of the Grafton could be used bod
lily and how much, with adaptation,
was germane to his subject.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
School Notes.

Fern Baxter, Alice Moon, Mrs. Mott,
Miss OFT and Miss Drury were among
those who listened to the program last
Friday.
Prof. Hooker was absent from school
duties Tuesday on account Of business
trip to Des Moines.
The program given in the high school
last Friday was the best we have had
for good while.
All the rooms were dismissed early
Wednesday afternoon on account of the
Mothers meeting held in the high school
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Quick mt n Hint,

Mr.. Slyman, the bookkeeper, receiv-
ed present Of $40 from his employer.
He expected more and was greatly dis
appointed. He dropped the money on
the floor in the presence of his employ
er, as if accidentally, and stopped to
pick it UP.
"Did you find it ALP" asked his en-
ployer after n few minutes.
mo; l found only $10w-Fliegende
Batter.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Soap as a Germ Killer.

1t has been shown by Koch and 9TH
ers that soap is microbicide, or germ
killer, and, according to Professor Sera-
fini, soda or potash soap is quite good
disinfectant. not only because of the
alkalis, but the combination itself.
Heating the water favors the effect
Resinous soaps are not the best disin-
fectants. Marseilles soap is very good.
A solution of 3 or per cent kills the
most resisting microbes.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
VOLCANIC ERUPTl0NS.

Are grand, but skin eruption8 rob
life of joy. BUcklen's Arnica salVe
cures them; also old, running and fe-
yer sores, ulcers, bOis. felOns, cOrns,
waits, cuts, bruises, burns, scalds, chap
ped hands, chiiblains. Best pile cure
on earth. Drives out pains and aches.
only % cents a box. Cure guaranteed.
Sold by A. H. Roberts druggist
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

A fly so minute as to be almost III
visible ran three inches in half sec
ond and was calculated to make no
less than $40 steps In the time a
healthy man would take to breathe
once. A man with proportionate agili-
~ could run "a miles in a minute.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Osteopathy.

DIR. g. s. Archer, of the Atlantic In
Urinary, is now making regular visits to
Audubon on every Tuesday, Thursday
and Saturday. At the Park hotel from
9tol2a. m. Consultation free. IT.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Not n Hard Question.

They had a dispute, and they had
agreed to leave it to the military ex-
pert.
What bullet" they asked, "do you
consider the deadhest"
For several minutes he remained in
brown study. Then he looked up
with the air of one who has settled the
matter finally and definitely.
'The one that hits" he said.-Chica-
go Post. r
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Election Notice.

To the electors of the Incorporated Town of
Audubon, Iowa:
You are hereby notified that the regular an
nu Il election for said town will be held at the
I own Hail in SAID town on Monday, March
. th, AID , 1900 Tor the purpose OF electing
the following officers tO-wit;
Mayor, Two COunclmtn, Clerk, Treasurer
and Assessor.
The polls will be open at O'Clock a. m. and
C oSed AT o'clock p IN. Of said day.
Dated this Sth day of March, 1900.
Attest, W. ii. HANNA,
ID. l.. FREEMAN Mayor
Clerk.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
A Man of Meana.

Mamma" said little Ethel, papa
must be just awfully rich"
"Why do you think that, my child"
IL heard him tell grandma that he
was going to buy Boston and Albany
day."-Brooklyn Life.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Painting and Paper Hanging.

am still in the business of painting
and paper hanging. | solicit your bust
ness and guarantee good work and right
prices f. j. HENSHALL C-tf
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

Mrs Harp Wilson and daughter,
Myrtle, are now home, arriving Tuesday.
The former visited with relatives at
West Liberty and the latter was learning
millinery styles in Chicago. Mr.. Will
son is expected home today.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

Jay Shingledecker went to Chicago
Tuesday night with car Of cattle from
the county poor farm. He expects to
visit week with friends in Michigan
before returning.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
Not to be Bunkoed.

Mr.. Hayrix-Heow much do yew
charge for pullin tooth?
Dentist-One dollar with gas = so
cents without.
Mr.. Hayrix-Say, young Teller, don't
yew try none O. yer bunko games on
me. Mebby 1 dew look kind o. green,
but l reckon amt goin ter give up no
30 cents extry for gas when it's broad
daylight.-Chicago News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

DR.. James Hedley delivers his famous
lecture, Sunny Side of Life" at the
Presbyterian church tonight. 1t is ex-
pected to be one of the best in the excel
lent Columbian Club course of the
winter
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

@. G. Harper is improving in health.
His sister, Mrs. Wilson, and little daugh-
ter arrived Tuesday from Concordia,
Kansas.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

Miss Caledonia Young, who has been
taking musical course at Indianola,
arrived here Tuesday and is now visiting
with her friends.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

The channels is usually identified
with Switzerland, but the animal is
less common there than in any other
country which it inhabits. Austria Is
the real home of the channels, where
they are most plentiful
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

@. w. Milford who moved from near
Hamlin to near Gray few weeks ago,
was caller Monday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

Charles Bagley has just closed deal
whereby VIM. Cochran disposes of his
half section of land in Cameron town
ship, one eighty going to John Zaiger,
and three eighties to Hans Christensen.
The price was SLIGO.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
For Sale.

A seven room house, good we'll and
barn, two lots. HI. d. WOODWARD. tt
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

W. G. Clifford, OF Viola Center, made
a pleasant call yesterday.