The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1900-04-27
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Aaw' WHAT'S All this in the Papers
ABOUT Poverty being a BlessingY" NAV
asst.
THAT'S the latest discovery" paw
says. This is the Graitest aige of dis
cuVeries the world Ever seen. Every
rev Days they are some new kind of a
ulscuvery. One week they Discover a
wireless TELEGRAPH pole and the next
Day sumbudd~ Gets up from the Table
IN hurry and says: Excuse me a few
Minutes. | got to go out and Discover
Limf to keep people from Ever
Growing DID, or else he Discovers how
to freeze air and then thaw it So til
be lcewater.
so Andur Carniggy got to Thinking
about 1t the Other day, and he thot he
would Do a little Discovering, becoz
he had plenty of Time before he Would
haft to Tare off the next Bunch of Coon
pons. He thOt and thot and thot trying
TO Discover sumthing that would make
MIN faimus, but the more he ThOt the
more 1t Seemed neerly Everything had
been discovered before he got at it, and
they didn't seem to be Emmy way left
to Bring little Glad sunshine Into his
Life. That mite he had to Make a
Speech before Some people that
haven't Ennytbing to live for except
how to find Sum way to Get rid Of the
Worry a purson has after they get
more Than Leven or Fourteen million
dollars. and When he Got up on the
Stage he had happened to Look at the
Faces in front of him and There he
seen ROckyfellO. That made him think
Of what he was trying to Discover all
the time. 1t was just like if he would
OF Been inspired, and he sed:
&" Poverty is Blessing
"The unhappy millyunaires that were
Lissening to Him broke out in Wild
apploz I'D give him three Cheers. 1t
was One of the most Tutching things
Ever happened. Strong men wep and
wlmmen who haft to Use Marble Bath
tubs neerly tainted when they Thot of
the Blessings of the poor and Then Re
membered their own trubbles. The
poor Don't haft to worry for fear the
cOachman might get drunk and Let the
horses Run away when they are Going
home from the Grand opera. The poor
don't Need to Be afrade the ship mite
Sink while they Take three Trips to
Yoorup every year. The poor needn't
Toss about at mite thinking mebby one
Of the Survents mite run Away with a
Dimund necklace valued at three hun
dred Thousan dollers and dimunds go
ing up every day on Account of the
| War in Africky. The poor Don't. haft
to think their sons mite Get their necks
! Broke playingpolo or chasing bags with
annus seed in them. The poor don't
Haft to Worry BecOz the Butler was
so blame green he went and Wiped the
Cobb webs offn the shampane Bottle
| before he Brot it in where the Cumpny
Is. when they paid Thurty sents Bot
/ tie extry to have the Cobb webs put
/ On. The poor Don't haft TO be afrade
| their privut Car mite be left Standing
out on the track where it'll get Rained
on or mebby the Sailors mite no how
to Unlock the side Board on the ate
hundred Thousand doller yot their
fawther gave them for Birthday
present
"All these Things and Lot more
can't think of just now Come to Andy
in a Flash when he looked at the Sad
faces of the Ritch in frunt of Him, and
it's no Wonder Sum of Them almost
Broke down when they thot How they
had rocked their lives by getting So
they could Own counties here and there
with Cassels on Them and have Theil
own ice Cut. So when the meeting
was over they all went up and shook
Andy's hand, and when they Went
away from there every one Had a new
resolve in his hart"
what was that?" nav asst.
ITO 20 on Nobly sacrificin' them
selves and their Time and happiness tC
keep welth from WHARF it mite bring
Misery and dispepsy to millyuns Of
their Bented cOuntrymun who don't nc
Enuff to Enjoy a first Class blessin
When they've got it and can't get ont
from under it, paw says.-ChicagC
Times-Herald.