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Evening journal., 1900-04-26

New York city has taken an ad-
vanced step in behalf of drug clerks,
than whom there is no harder worked
class in any community. Governor
Roosevelt has signed the bill providing
shorter hours for them and prohibiting
them from sleeping in the stores on in
apartments connected with the stores.
Such legislation for such a great centre
of poulation as New York Will affect
all other cities in time and serve to
ameliorate the condition of all slaves
OF the mOrter. pestle and night-ben.
Evening journal., 1900-04-26
A Nice Girl

Mabel-Why do you always buy two
kinds Of note paper?
Maud-Wen, you see, when I write
to Tom, use red paper-that means
love-and when l write to Jack l use
blue paper-which means faithful and
true.-Chicago News.
Evening journal., 1900-04-26

Delaware Democrats who favor
Bryan for president may not know it,
but the Sound Money Democrats are
making a still hunt for six Dewey dele
gates from this state
Evening journal., 1900-04-26

Columbus discovered America and
Dewey has discovered that he is a
Democrat. Another bright name has
been added 10 the long list Of discov-
erers OF things heretofore unknown.
Evening journal., 1900-04-26

Senator Kenney says that he "is for
the Chicago platform with such al
terations and additions as the exigen-
cies OF the day demand" This is in
definite and evasiye The Chicago plat
form is based on what Former Cover
nor Campbell, of Ohio. terms THE i'm
possible proposition of l6 to l." Sem
Evening journal., 1900-04-26

Representative Joseph Bailey has a
clear road for the senatorship in Texas,
for Senator Horace Chiffon has with
drawn in his favor. The question now
presents itself: What has Bailey
promised Chilton?"
Evening journal., 1900-04-26

The overwhelming majority which
the House Of Representatives gave the
proposed amendment TO the United
States Constitution providing for the
election Of United States senators by
popular vote instead of by Legislatures,
shows what an impress the work OF
such men as Addicks and Clark has
made on the public mind. The people
are tired Of such public scandal, and
they are determined that it shall be
stamped out at all hazards.
Evening journal., 1900-04-26
AMONG THE PLAYERS.

One of the most cOmmendable fea-
lures of "The Girl in the Barracks" in
which Louis Mann and Clara Lipman
will appear at the Opera House on Fri
day, May 4, is that Il contains a very
intricate but at the same time a plausi-
bic plot, and there is a reason for
everything that is done in it. The
complications evolved, therefore, natu-
rally result in spontaneous laughter.
In TIM Dairy Farm" which comes
TO the Opera House House on next
Monday night, Eleanor Merron has
given to the stage world pastoral
play which, while being a pure. simple
story of country life, is an interestine
story of village life in New York Stata
during the SOS, with stage settings that
are correct and which admirably sus-
tain the plat. The moral is whole
some, and its faithful portrayal OF bu-
man nature would also carry il
through.
Two large and enthusiastic audiences
saw the Church-Cook Company at the
opera House yesterday afternoon and
last night The matinee attraction was
MRS. Whitehouse," pretty society
drama, and in the evening that strong
drama, Land of the Midnight SIM :
was acceptably presented. The spec-
tacular production of "She" is the
matinee bill to-day, with Miss Church
IN the title role. Northern Lights'
VIII be given tonight.
This weeks bill at Dockstader's. is
one of the best ever presented i'm that
popular theatre The comedy sketch
Love Will Find the Way" by Miss
Maybel Wallace and Oscar Sissons gem
timely clever both being players of ex-
perienee and intelligence. Mr.. and
Mrs. William Payne give a refined mn
slcai comedy sketch. The Raymond
musical trio is also a pleasant featnra
Of the bill. Among the favorites Of tbe
week are Miss Ballard and Edwin
keough in n funny travestv sketch
Evening journal., 1900-04-26

Supervisor Of the Census Jonathan S.
Willis has a splendid staff An analysis
OF his enumerators shows that they all
are good men for the work mapped out
for them to do.
Evening journal., 1900-04-26

building stands in an unfinished condi-
tion. II viii be needed this FAN, and
work upon Il must be resumed at
once. or many small school children
will be left without school facilities
next year because of the inability of
the Board of Education to advance the
larger pupils from the other schools.
Evening journal., 1900-04-26

A college education spolls fool, but
It shows an intelligent young man how
to acquire knowledge that may be use
ful to him.-New Orleans Picayune.
Evening journal., 1900-04-26

Some men have the reputation Of be-
ing Jolly good fellows, but that doesn't
go with the paying teller OF bank
Chicago News.
Evening journal., 1900-04-26
Stops the Cough
and works off the Cold.
War Relic For Dover

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure A
old in ] day. No Cure, No Pay. Price 25c.
Evening journal., 1900-04-26
Wool PIaidS.

T his seasons Skirtin
Plaids, modest styles, at %,
from SOC.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
Bagging a Peers car.

The moors of Yorkshire and Scotland
have been alive with shooters. The
crack of the gun has been heard OH
every hand, for grouse-shooting has
opened for the year. During the shoot
ing season in Great Britain accidents
are comparatively rare, considering the
f1rst-class opportunities to blow off a
companions head or drill a hole In
his back. But such accidents do hap
pen. and the first man 10 be shot this
season was Lord Binning. The noble
lord Is q bit of a wag. and even when
his leg was perforated with shot from
his w gun, and he was sitting against
a hedge waiting for a stretcher to be
brought, his wit did not desert him.
for. as the doctor was binding up his
wounds. he remarked: Il came out to
Kill g~rouse-but. pom my soul, / seem
to have bagged a calf."-saturday
Evening Post.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
A LIFE SAVED.
a Druggist's Timely and Straigh.-For-
ward Advice Saves the Lifo OF
q Prominent Citizen.


Chicago, H., Nov. 26.-(Special)-
Among the Catholic Foresters in this
city, none is better known or more
universally esteemed, than Mr.. S. P.
Rush, Conductor (President) of Holy
Name Court, Number 26.
His many friends, inside the Order
and outside of its ranks, were, there
fore, much startled to learn that his
life was in danger, he having Bright's
Disease, that most terrible and fatal
disease.
Mr.. Rush, however, made a grand
struggle for his life, taking prescrip-
lions. and pills and powaers, until his
stomach refused food. At last, his
local druggist, guided by the numerous
inquiries being made at his store for
Dodd's Kidney Pills, advised Mr.. Rush
to buy and try some. This he did. and
to his delight he was restored to
health and strength.
Mr.. Rush says that after commenc-
ing the use of Dodd's Kidney PILLS. he
felt much better, but it took two
months to effect a cure.
II took nothing else but Dodd's
Kidney Pills during that time, SO l
know that / W life and health to
them"
What this wonderful remedy has
done for Mr.. Rush, it will certainly do
for anyone. 1t is the only remedy
that has never failed to cure Bright's
Disease.
Mr.. Rush is just now receiving the
congratulations Of his friends. but al
ways finds time to say a good word
for the Medicine that saved his life.
Sold for so cents a box. All dealers
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
Women Conyicts I'm Austria.

Austria Is the n country in the
world which lever puts a woman in
prison. Instead Of giving the female
criminal so many months in Jail, she is
sent, no matter how terrible Is her
record, to n or other of the converts
devoted to that purpose, and there de-
tanned during the time for which she
is sentenced. The convent is not "a
mere prison in disguise, for its court.
yard stands open all day long. the only
bar to egress being a u who acts as
Fortress, just as in other converts.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
The Madman Could Pun, Too.

AS Horace Mann sat In his study, one
evening, an insane man rushed into
the room. and, after abusing hin fol-
all kinds Of fancied grievances, chal-
lenged hin to fight.
Mr.. Mann replied: MY dear fellow,
it would give me great pleasure to ac-
commodate, but I can't do it; the odds
are so unfair. / am a mar by name
and a man by nature-two against one,
1t would never do to fight"
The insane nal answered.: Come
ahead: I am a man and a man beside
myself; let us four have q fight"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
Best for the Bowels.

No matter what ails you, headache
to a cancer, you will neve get we'll un-
til your bowels are put right. CAS-
CARETS help nature cure you without
grippe or pain, produce easy, natural
movements, cost o just 10 cents to
start getting your health back. CAS-
CARETS Candy Cathartic, the genu-
Inc. put VI in metal boxes, every tablet
has C. G. c.. stamped on It. Beware of
limitations.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
SUGAR AND COFFEE WAR.

brop Of One Cent n Pound in Roast
ed Coffee and Fifteen Points I'm
Sugar.
New York, Nov. Is. - The Woolson
spice company has made a reduction
o. ! cent per pound in roasted coffee.
This was followed by a reduction by
the Arbuckles Of fifteen points In re-
lined sugar. The National Sugar Re-
ming company followed the Arbuckie
cat. The American Sugar Refining
0mpany has not yet acted, but is ex-
peeted to make a reduction OF fifteen
points. Arbuckle Bros. later reduced
Ne price OF coffee / cent a pound
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
Identified The CInx..

Il don't recall seeing you at college.
guess you u be before my time"
Possibly, possibly. Who was at the
mead of the faculty when you were
there?'
"Um---iet me see---L don't Just recall
his name, but / was there the year
Jinks played halfback on the football
team and kicke a goal twice from the
Held in the last half off,"
oh, sure; of course. That was the
year center rush carried most Of
the opposing team on his back for a
gain OF thirty yards. Yes, indeed. I
wonder who was president then. I do
not seem to remember minor details of
college life myself."-Chicago Post.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
Catarrh Caunot Ne Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat OF .te disease. Catarrh Ia .
blood or constitute. ne.l disease, and In order 20
cure IL you must take internal remedies Halls
Catarrh Cure IL taken internally. and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is not o Quack medicine.
In this country for years, and IN o regular pre-
scription. II IL composed OF the best tones
Known combined with the best blood purifiers,
acting directly on the mucous surfaces b
perfect combination OF the two ingredients Is
what produces such wonderful results In curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
FL. CHENEY Il CO.. Props. Toledo. u
Sold by druggists, price &c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
Am Alarmed

Mandy" said the old gentleman, Il
am afraid hat boy Of ours is gain to
be a poet"
HE amt writ nothin', has he?"
asked the old lady, in alarm.
mo; he amt writ nothin' yet, but !
notice he's doin' less an less work ev-
cry day, an doin' it carelesser."-In-
dianapolis Press.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
No Danger.

Superintendent-You want work, Ell.
and strike me for a job with a cigar
cite IN your mouth. Don't you know
that this railroad don't hire anybody
who smokes cigarettes?
Raggedy Man-Sure, / know il, err /
wouldn't d bet Matty Can a cigar butt
dat l had de nerve ter strike yer, would
I?-Indianapolis Sentinel.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
ALONG BRITISH LINES.

demonstration Made ny a Thousand
boers Under steyn and Dewet.
Maseru, Basutoland, Nov. rs. - Ma
yves report hat former President
S'eyn and Gen. Dewet. with q thou
and men, traversed the British lines
Setween Alexandria and Warning
vans and attacked a British post. sub
sqnently retiring by the road to De-
se.s corp. In the Orange River COL
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
Siberian Prison. AboI,.h.a

siberia Is no longer to be a penal
colony. The decree a~bolishing it is the
result OF the building Of the Siberian
railroad. Nothing can compare TO the
rapid settlement of the vast plains,
unless 1t be the rapid growth Of that
FAMOUS dyspepsia cure, Hostetter's
Bitters. Try 1t for constipa-
ton, indigestion, dyspepsia or fatu-
lency.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
A Change wanted.

A would-be dramatic author was In
the habit of plaguing the theatrical
customers of a certain cafe with de-
tails of the plays he intended to write.
my dear boy" said a comedian. be-
tween yawns, isn't 1t about time for
you to pass from words to acts?"-Ex-
change.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
TEN
Lfnt OF Fate nts Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.

Andy Finneke, Osakis, Mimi, window
frame; Benjamin r. Hoisington, Min
neapolis, Mimi. fire box; Edward w.
McCanna, Anaconda, Mont. crushing
roll; Edward Poisson, st. Paul, Mimi,
draft rigging for cars: Daniel Stevenson,
Twin Valley, Minn.s hosting appa-
ratus; John Vollmers, Lake City, Mimi,
needle for grain binders; Joseph S.
Webster, Minneapolis, corner stake.
Lothrop 4 Johnson, patent attorneys. OIL
& 912 Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Paul, MINI.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29

One Of the Ancient and Honorable.
Carrie-I suppose all the girls win
wonder why I accepted him. But IL
they only knew what a hero he has
been. He has courted death in a hum
dred shapes"
Edith-What a f1irt! But then, I sup
pose that oes max him interesting
Boston Transcript.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
The "white Man. Bir s,een.,

WestraRan aborigines call Sunday
the white mans big sleep" A local
anglican bishop is authority for this
Sydney Mail.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
ConsoIatorx.

The political orator at the noon meet
ing evidently a much disturbed by
the whistle Of a big factory in the
neighborhood.
Never mind" yelled a hard-fsted
son OF toll in the audience. IF you
elect Bryan he'll put a stop to that
blasted se."-Cbicago Tribune.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
Cupid,s FrugaIity.

John n / are out again."
What is the trouble now?"
He sem me a pound of caramels
and a note saying that, with judicious
management, I ought to make 1t last a
week."-Chicago Record.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
OF H FRENCH
v.rcER RECEIVES A REMARKA-
BILE OVATION.

..,umphant Progress Northward
From Marseilles to Dion - Ire
mendous Reception I'm Each
Town Along the Route - Demon
stration Takes an Anti-British
Turn-Shouts Of "Down with the
EngIish"-May Result IN Unpleas-
ant Relations Between the Two
Countries.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
No Room There.

What is meant by the expression:
1.-THE worm will turn?"
Possibly that the worm doesn't live
in q fiat" philadelphia Press.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29

mario Agricultural Department
Issues q Warning.
Toronto, Ont, Nov. 25.-The Ontario
ssricultural department n warning
aallers and those who have stores OF
near and meal to be on the lookout for
: destructive insect known as the
aediterranean flour moth. The larvae
mas the appearance Of a caterpillar.
me agricultural department thought
- had the pest exterminated some
time ago.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
Nautical.

mo, Maud, dear; a sailor is not
obliged to drop a nickel in the slot
when he is told to weigh the anchor"
Philadelphia Record.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29

Happiness cannot be bought. but one OF
the great h~indrances TO its attainment can
be removed by Adams Pepsin Tntti Fruttf
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
HI. First Celebration.

between a walker and a pedestrian?
Pa-One has corns and wears tight
shoes. but / forget which n II is
Boston Transcript.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
CompassIess.

Mrs. Hibbits-Where were you last
night. my dear?
Mr.. Enthusiastically, my dear. I can't
say. I had no gSide book--Ohio
Statesman.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29

Dion, France, Nov. 25.-Mr. Kruger
has become, for the m at least,
me popular idol OF the French. His
| triumphant progress northward
through the country from Marseilles to
Dijon has placed this beyond doubt.
Ne met with a tremendous reception
IN eacl. town along the route where
the train stopped, eliminating In
| scenes of frenzied enthusiasm here
last evening.
The population of Marseilles gathered
IN thousands yesterday morning to es-
eort him to the railroad station and
gave him a rousing send-off. while at
T~arascon. Avignon, Valence, Lyons.
Macol and Dion the Inhabitants who
crowded the railroad stations made
the rafters tremble with enthusiastic
shouts of "Vive Kruger" and "vive las
Beers" The demonstration was all
the more significant because ii shows
that the fervid acclamations at Mar
seiles were not merely an explosion of
ea~huterarce on the part Of the warm
hearted and excitable populace of q
sunny cline, but sentiments shared
With even greater intensity by the
usually less demonstrative and colder
|blooded Inhabitants of the northern
provinces.
Anti-British shouts.
The warmth Of the enthusiasm in
creased instead of decreasing. as might
reasonably have been expected from
the difference in character OF the in
habitants of the provinces through
which Mr.. Kruger passed, but one of
the most important phases of the
demonstration was the turn ii took
In an anti British direction. The few
Englishmen whose ill-timed levity at
the Hotel du Louvre in Marseilles ex-
asperated the people in the streets.
never dreamed Of the serious conse-
euences of their act. They sowed the
wind and the English people are now
reaping the whirlwind. The news
Of the supposed insult to Mr.. Kruger
to have spread across France,
and at all stations. but especially at
Lyons and Dijon, shouts for the Beers
were mingled with loud cries of down
with the English" Indeed, at Lyons
the denunciations of the English
drowned the shouting for the Beers.
This is a disturbing feature which is
universally discussed. Fears are ex-
pressed that to-day's reception in
Paris may 81 a character calcu-
lated to rouse the feeling of
Great Britain Against France
to such an extent as to result in un-
relations between the w
The warmth of enthusiasm
in Marseilles raised the spirits
Mr.. Kruger and his advisers to a
high pitch. The faces of DR.. Leyds.
Mr.. Fischer and others, which. on h
eve OF he arrival Of Mr.. Kruger. re-
vealed the anxiety they felt regarding
his reception, were yesterday lighted
up with happiness and condolences.
Evidently hope had revived In all that
MS mission to Europe would be
with success. Mr.. Fischer
spoke to Mr.. Kruger regarding the
visit Of the Boer ENJOYS to the United
and told him Of the welcome
hey had received there from the
people. He expressed him.
elf grateful to know that SO many
had expressed sympathy
With the cause Of the T~ransvaal. add
ne that he was not at all surprised to
earn this as he had expected all along
hat the freedom-loving citizens of the
republic would stand by the
3oers in the struggle to defend the
loerty which they had previously won
or themselves.
--
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29

Piso's Cure is the best medicine 70 ever used
for all affections Of the throat and lungs.-Wh.
o. ENnsLEY. Vanburen. Ind. Feb. 10. 1901.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29
Carriers Ink

Is used by millions, which is q sure proof OF its
quality. Send for free booklet, "Inklings.'
Address Carriers Ink Co, Boston. Mass.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29

Lnxurant hair with rs youthful color assured by
using PARK KR's HAIR BALsAM.
HfNDKRcoRSs. the bert cure for corna- l5cs.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29

Mrs. Winslow's soothing Syrup.
dammatton. allaTs pain. cures wind collie Csc Q bottle.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29

A man may be able to deceive his
own wife, but not her fathers wife.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE TABLETS. All
druggists refund the money IL it fails to cure.
Z. W.. Groves signature is on the box 25c.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are
fast to sunlight, washing and rubbing.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-11-29


[nufactur.
and vet
demand.
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the acct.
Jun while
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-06-26
ROBERTS REPORTS PROGRESS.
Clements Defeats the Observation-Disclosures
Decidedly Pro- British.

Decidedly Pro- rttish.
London. June 26.-The following dis
patch has been received at the war Of
flee from Lord Roberts, dated Pretoria.
June %: Clements successfully en-
gagged body of Beers yesterday near
Wynberg. He drove the enemy north
of Sand Spruit with loss. No casual
ties are reported.
Ian Hamilton reports that Heidel-
berg is the most English town he has
yet seen. The inhabitants gave him n
great reception. The streets were
crowded and decorated with bunting.
Captain Valentine hoisted the union
jack in the market square amidst the
cheers of the populace, and of the
British. Australian, and other colonial
troops
Lord Roberts six columns are con-
verging apparently so as to close In up
on the Free Staters, although decisive
results cannot be expected for several
days A number of Beers who were
supposed to be within the wide-fung
net have stolen through Rundle's lines.
The wives and children of the Beers
are surprised that the British do not
loot. but pay for what they get.
A party OF Brabant's Horse. near
Ficksburg, saw a camp of khaki-clad
men and walked in only to find them
selves among the Beers. The visitors
surrendered