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The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14
Not Enough to Go Around.

Scottish American
A young married lady had just acquired
match John" she said one day, I'VE
will drive out to make few calls. But
l shan't get out of the carriage; you will,
therefore, take the cards that are on my
dressing table and leave one of them at
each house we stop att
VERY good, ma am answered John,
and he ran up stairs to fetch the cards.
After they had driven about a consid-
cradle time, and cards had been left at
a large number of houses the lady re-
marked:
"Now we must call on the Dales, the
Framptons and Clarkes."
1--WE can't do it," here broke in the foot
man, in alarm I've only the ace Of
Spades and the ten of clubs left.''
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Wisconsin Central Excursion Bull
Ietin.
VI RIA

This most pretentions of St.
Paul grocery establishments
is full to overAowing with
economical offers which de-
monstrate more forcibly than
ever the great saving through
our cash methods of doing
business.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14
Not out of Business.

We have not gone out of business. We
have gone out of retailing business. We
only, the Gold Seal Rubber Boots and
Shoes and Mackintoshes. Goodyear Rub
Der Company, James Suydam, Secretary
and Manager 375 and ST7 Sibley street,
ST Paul
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14

You can do as much work in one hour
and fifty minutes on gas range as you
can IN two hours and forty minutes on a
coal range.
ST. PAUL GAS LIGHT co.
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A CALCULATIONS.

(T)7T TlF5EN you are ready to boy, stop and com
ERz pttc the cost Of the soap used by youe
household in day, a week or MONTH
GA@zs4g and i0r he slight difference in price you
viii nsver forgo the pleasure Ct Using the pogest
soap made, that Is, ivory Soap.
1t is the most inexpensive Of pure soaps You
need no knowledge of chemistry TO realize this
purity, Use it ard you viii know. It floats
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14

The Twin City Mattressmakers' union
held it's regular semi-monthly meeting
yesterday afternoon at Assembly hall
Three new members were initiated and
four applications received. The initiation
fee Of 81 viii remain the same for the rest
of this month, after which it viii be raised
to $40. The state Of trade was reported
good. The next meeting Will be held
Tuesday, May q.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14
MUSICALE AT CHRIST CHURCH
Programme to Be Given Next Sat
urday Afternoon.

uruay afternoon.
An afternoon musicale will be given a,
Christ church guild hall. Saturday. Nav
19' at p M. by the following: Mis-
Feile Graham Barker, soprano; Miss Gen.
eEleVe Lawrence, contralto: Miss Arma
0ehufah Mllch, vIolinist; Thomas Fisher
pianist; Harry Parker, reader; Harry f
George, tenor; accompanist. Miss Mar.
garet Mich.
The progremme is: Piano solo. co.
lected Mr.. Fisher; soprano solo. Ten
Me, My Heart" Bishop. Miss Barker.
tenor solo, Swallows" Cowen. Mr.
George; violin solo, Fifth Air Varia.
Dacla, Miss Mich, accompanied by Miss
Margaret Mich; reading, selected, Mr.
Parker; contralto solo, Sunset" Buck.
Miss Lawrence.
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MOST CONVENIENT TRAIN

For Eau Claire, Madison, MiI,vau-
INee and Chicago, Via The North
Western Line.
New night train, Atlantic Express.
leaves Minneapolis and St Paul each
night after the theater and arrives:
Eau Claire 1:47 a. m
Madison 500 a. m
Milwaukee 1855 a. M
Chicago 1925 noon
Connections at Chicago with fast trains
East and South.
Buffet sleeping cars, reclining chair
cars, seats free, modern coaches.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14

Read the announcement of the Hotel
Empire, New York City, on page 8 of
this paper.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14
S0eEa Wafer Sc.

Finer isn't drawn from fountain; cold,
sparkling soda water with ice cream and
your choice of crushed fruits. per glass
(big glass; cents
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14
BESTTERs

Mayfower finest creamery. rer b .23c
Table queen. good creamery, per h 22c
Fair creamery, per Observation-Disclosures 2ec
Dairy. per lb b...........:..I6 liz Is ;,n6 eac
Ter direct from the country, per ID, a.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14

8R0K:'i RiCE-we are making a run on
broken ric this month This is coed rice ex-
cept chat is bIokCn Our trade on it Is enor-
nous. and is not the cheap article offered bv
many. 100 pound sacks. S2.35; so pound
lots, 81 20 20 rognds for G5c
Good iorn, ct3 per can. Goad To.
Elstoes, 9 els. per Can. These prices are in
lots OF u dozen cans or more. We have received
several cars. They are bargains Some of our
friends are ordering 100 cases at one time. Or
der all yoH neei In next order
Il nnna.la Qi,A-m nn.1,n fi..,.-,,;;, In,
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14

When completely done" one Orange
Inc" powder acts like magic" Lady
Stanley.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14

St Louis, Mo. and return only Sl8. via
Minneapolis q St. Louis railroad. Tickets
on sale May A. Is, Is, and 21 Final re-
turn limit June g. This Is the shortest
and quickest route between Twin Cities
and St Louis by three hours. Call at
1896 Robert street for further lnf0rma-
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14
AT EIGHTY YEARS OF AGE.

Mrs. Anna NJ. Dorm Died Yesterday
at Her Home.
Mrs. Anna Mary Dorm died yesterday
at the home of her daughter Mrs John
Gallinagh, 6612 Central avenue, aga
eighty years.
The funeral will be held from the resi-
dence at S:45 Wednesday, followed by
services at Assumption church at a. m
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14
10 CENTS

For quart boxes of fancy strawberries.
They will be very plentiful and very fine
in quality with US tomorrow
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14
OLD ULCERS AND SORES, No

Cure No Pay.

Your druggist will refund your money
II Pazo Ointment fails to cure you. so cts.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14

"Orangeine." "a most wonderful rem
edy-the only certain headache cure. .
William Gillette
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TETTER. no Cure No Pay.
Your druggist viii refund your money
If Pazo Ointment fails to cure you. 50 cts.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-14

class, and the docks, buoys and boats
will be ready for work by June l.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-15
A SAILOR WHO SUFFERED.

There is one marked popularity about
most men who stutter. When they be-
come excited the only thing they can do
to recover their lost speech is to sing,
and when in anger their most fluent mode
of communication is through profanity.
Not lon ago a boat which sailed from this
port had on board a sailor who suffered
under all circumstances. He was excit-
able in the extreme, and at critical times
it was almost impossible for him, to say
a word. The mate of the vessel was a
tall muscular fellow by the name of Bar
nabas. His popularity was that he al
way kept himself busy and that when
he had no work of his own he would do
the work of the sailors. One day he was
busy along the rail, and the suffering
seaman looking that way saw him lose
his balance and drop into the lake. He
ran in an excited way to the captain and
was trying to report the incident, but
could give ven to nothing more intelligi-
BILE than a succession of sputters. The
master OWNED from the look on the
mans face that something was wrong,
and shouted out:
IF o. can say it, d-n it, sing it,"
The sailor took two bitches in his
trousers, whistled once, and droned out
in a sing-song way:
''Overboard is Barnabas,
Half a mile astarn of u.s."
Cleveland leader.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-15
which at once upset the equili-
ITS MANAGEMENT,

1l0 MAN Az = !.
1t should be pointed out that when in
flight the bodily movements should be
just the reverse of those which are in
stinctively made if standing on the
ground. In the latter case, if one finds
himself going over in on direction, the
foot on that side is instinctively thrown
out to tina side; on a flying machine, If
one wing is found to be depressed, the
weight should be thrown to the opposite
side in order to bring the wing down:
This naturally requires some little prac-
tice, but after a time, gliding enthusiasts
claim, it is done semi-automatically and
without stopping to think.
These glides, of course are invariably
lone down a steep slope or hill. After a
glide of 200 or 800 feet the operator can
alight without discomfort. A skilful aer-
onaut, would not strike the ground with
greater force than would be produced by
a jump of only two or three feet.
The sport, it is declared, is so excit-
ing and the sensation of flying through
the air SO delightful, that the operator
Immediately desires to make another
glide. OF course, the apparatus has to
be dragged up to the top of the hill again
and poised ready for another flight. But
the delight of a rush through space even
for only a few seconds, is sufficient COM
pensation for the toll up the hill.
That the sport will be a popular one is
attested to by the fact that already sew
eral of these machines have been ordered
by wealthy New York men, with a prom
Use to the builders of further purchases
if they are a success. The autumn sea-
son is full of promise along the line OF
sporting novelties, and with the automo.
bile and the gliding machine one need no
entertain any fear as to what amuse'
ments will break the monotony during
the session that i~ntervenes between thu
football games and the winter cycling
races.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-15
"A IDYL,

pressed by the evidence he found of the
deep religious feeling that %ctuat the
Canadian population there. Here
are some sample advertisements which
he clipped from the. columns of one of
their daily newspaper in Montreal:
'Thanks-I thank st. Expedit for hav-
ing been the means of my securing a
contract with promise of publication.
Address yourself to Him..
.'Thanks-Health restored through the
intercession of the Holy Virgin and the
accomplishment of the seven stations of
Holy Thursday.
Thanks to the Holy Virgin, to st. An
thony, and to the Souls in Purgatory for
position obtained, with promise to pub
lish."
Many similar advertisements appear
in all the Canadian papers which circu-
late among the French-Canadians, and
there is not lacking violence that their
faith sometimes mounts to superstition,
Ear City Journal.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-15
THE LATEST TRACK
Is VERY INGENIOUS
An English Inventor Has Built a BIZ
cycle Track Course That Will (
Be a Delightful Experience
For Riders. :

A very ingenious bicycle track has
been newly invented by two English
men. While not a circle, nor an oval, nor
yet k~ite-shaped, it has neither begin
ming nor end, and the arrangement. of it
is such that a rider may travel on it for
an infinite distance without ever en-,
countering another bicycler coming in
the other direction. i
One advantage of this style of track is
that a long stretch of bicycle path is
condensed into a very small space. At
the same time, a continual rotary o
ment in one direction is avoided, thus
preventing dizziness. AS will be observed
from the diagram, the rider moves in
steadily decreasing curves towards the
centre and then returns over increasing
curves until he reaches the outer ter
mination of the track The word termina-
ton, however, is properly speaking, a
m~isnomer, because a loop at hat point
carries the bicycle back to the place of
starting,
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-15
DELIGHTFUL SPORT
In AIR GLIDING

It has remained for versatile Ameri-
ran genius to convert to sportive pur-
poses one of the most useful inventions
in the world of science, and football
this season will have a formidable ri
val in the fascinating sport of gliding.
Unfortunately gliding is an expensive
amusement, but this, it must be con-
fessed, is a drawback found in almost
every newly invented amusement. II
one that can only be overcome by time.
For the Infringement of this new sport
a gliding machine or kite is required
and a fondreSs for aerial ~navlGatiOn.
The maching ii question has the nl-
pearanoe OF two long sheets of white can
vas running horizontally with zach other,
and Joined at each end by two upr' IS,
The canvas is enclosed, as it We're, III a
kind of frame of strong wood, made more
rigid by eleven croSs-sectionS Attached
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-15

day, being talked of for vice-president in
lS4S. President Garfield was urged to re-
move him to make way for a more mod
ing reply of his has been resurrected. 1t
shows General Garfield in an unusually
positive but characteristic generous atti-
tude. He said: Il won't do it. Though
an old man and out of favor with for
tune, he was a host in his day. He is still
an able and accomplished lawyer. He
fills the office admirably and needs the
salary. He may not nave man friends,
but he has at least one, n a mighty i'm
portant friend, for it is I myself, and I
am not going to urn him out. I am not
going to remove from a little place in the
treasury, whose duties he fully meets, an
Old man who was thought capable of
filing the place l fill and of being presi-
dent Of the United States"
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-15
THE VICTIM OF HIS GUN

to the lower part of this machine are the
two arm" bars for the use of the aer-
onaut when in mid air, while a tail COM
pletes the apparatus.
THE START.
In getting ready for flight the most
difficult matter is to get the right poise,
especially on a windy day.
Indeed, unless the operator has had
some previous experience with kite-fly-
ing machines, the exertion required IN
keeping the apparatus steady would be
more than he could manage The only
way to keep the machine still in the
wind is to brace it we'll against the
back, keeping the front edge depressed
and facing the wine accurately. AS
soon as the poise has been obtained two
or three running steps are taken, the
front edge is slightly raised, n a leap
is taken forward.
After the machine has been started,
however, gliding; becomes a most de-
lightful and eNhilarating sport, affording
all the thrilling sensations, of a spirited
yacht race.
The air, catching the canvas, lifts the
machine up and carries it forward at
a slightly descending angle, the motive
power being furnished by gravity, and
the supporting power, which is due tc
the speed being assisted by the adverse
wind. Astonishing as it may seem a glide
of 800 feet long, occupying about eight
to fifteen seconds to accomplish, is fire.
Quently attained.
One would naturally imagine that Gid.
Ing on an apparatus of this description
would be a most simple matter provided
one had the necessary nerve and strength
If the wind is steady, and tn operator has
placed himself at just the right point
within the arm bars, the glide might con
tinue without any movement on thu
mans part, but there are incidents which
are apt to occur in consequence of the If
regularity Of the wind, such as suddel
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-15

Beatrice Harraden, it is said, Yields ~
saw and plane with as much skill as hes
pen. With living on a ranch in Calls
fornia for her health's sak she becamd
quite expert as a c~arpenterr, helping
upon occasions to build a fence. h
set out, with her own hands, a small
orchard n attended to the grating
and pruning. 1t was also her proud
boast tina she could harness a horse as
we'll as any cowboy. -2
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-15
ELECTROCUTION,

The French government is considering
a new form of electrical execution KY
this method the head of the criminal is
enclosed in a helmet somewhat similar
to that used by a diver. When the exe@
cutioner turns on the current two needless
penetrate the temples and enter the
brain. A powerful alternating current
ruptures and destroys the brain cells SO
quickly that death is instaneous. Il
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-15
GARFIELD'S GENEROSITY.

When Garfield became president he
found Kenneth Rayner, of North Care
lima, in the Office of solicitor of the treas
ury, to which place he had been appoint.
ed by General Grant. He was an Oil
man who a been very prominent in his
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-15
DEVOUT

A recent visitor in Canada was i'm
New-York tribune., 1900-04-12
OBITUARY.
HENRY A. GLASSFORD.

Henry A Glassford Familiarity known in Army
and Navy circles Captain Glassford, senior mem
Der OF the banking house Of Charles T. Wing x
Co., of No. Is Wan-st.. died at his home. in the
SevlIla apartment house, No III West Fifty
eighth-st. yesterday morning after an Illness OF
several months His death was caused by com
plication of diseases. Captain Glassroru served
with credit in both the Army and the Navy during
the Civil War, although it was in the Navy that
he experienced the hardest fighting.
Captain Glassford was born in Montreal, Canada
about seventy years ago. his father being Major
Glassford of the British Army He received
liberal education and came to this country shortly
before the Civil War broke out. He enlisted III
1861 and was assigned TO the star OF General AS
both the Hungarian Union cavalry general NOT
seeing as much active service as he desired ne
volunteered in the Navy. His ability soon won
recognition from his superors, and he was ad-
,anced until he became executive officer under
CAPTAIN (now Rear AdmiraD Henry Eroen whlle
the latter was attached 10 the Mississippi squad
ron Lieutenant Gassford assisted IN the orsanlza-
ton of what was known as the tinclad fleet o. the
Mississippi and superintended the building or many
OF the boats at Mound City, ILL., He participated
in all the engagements OF that feet-thirty-
in all-and the Mississippi and Its tributaries
nnallv cleared OF Confederate craft and batteries
Later he had command of Island NO 1U MS au-
rninistration winning ccmmendation from the au-
+boritias AT washington. Although born British
subiect one of Captain Glassford's marked char-
acteristcs his intense AmericanlsH
After the return of Captain SIMPSONS squadron
from Santiago a year ago last summer Captain
CIassford was one OF those who visited the fleet
off ToupkinsviIle on his way home he was ac-
costed by a Naval officer who was attracted by ms
o,.oi Tagion button The exchanged cards
and had Separated, when the naval officer hurried
hack and said: 'If you are the Captain Gassrord
Who nrga anized that light gunboat fleet on the
Mississippi want to say that your ma "a "a Sc sun u
a household word among American navaI otncsrs, 3
The speaker turned out TO be Captain Cook. OF the
Brooklyn. -, r,..... r-,o,s4or5
went TO Cincinnati, where he engaged in business
Sbor+Iv afterward he went to Albany, where ne
remained several years. While there he was one
NJ the organizers of the Fort Orange Club and
Oa ,astrTc,ro5 of ST Peters Protestant Episcopal
church He came to New-York about twenty years
a. on and became member OF the banking hrTn or
Charles T Wing & Co, and after the death or
Frank E. Wing, four months ago, MI GilassIord
rvas the senior member. He was prominent IN
the Army and Navy Club, and also belonged 20
tba Iotos Club He senior vioe-cornInander
of the TovaI Legion of this State. He leaves a
widow and daughter The burial will be in
Albany
New-York tribune., 1900-04-12
MUSIC.
Mr.. poHNANYrs QUINTET.

A.. ,,a last OF this seasons chamber concerts
-. .l,a Knefsel Quartet, in Mendelssohn Hall last
-rsa,- evening our friends from Boston had the
- ~ rhe composer in the production of piano
- ,,,tntet in c miner by Ernest Won Dohnanyi.
-g ,-oung Hungarian musician had previously
"a. a most excellent impression the music
,srs Of New-York by his playing. and this he
,-ar-,ed and deepened with his composition
z-Yrf,1l freshness and vgor spoke OF its every
ss,,re blr more especially out OF fits first allie
=, and the scherzo. Rhythmical energy marked
"a. last movement in which. too. there was a
LIEF excursion into the learned style-a tugato-
md though the chief theme Of the adagio did not
o,Dear either very beautiful emotional It was
,5-st-ablv worked IN canonic imitation. and
+ofd Of sound training at the service of a fecund
.,-c, The quintet is the work Of a ripe
-s--irs but Il is full Of a talent that is all the
,o-e promising since II is not erratc or bizarre
talent thar finds easy and ample expression along
-r lines that the highest exponents Of beauty have
7f+er -roGden. We shall be glad of better ac-
,r,airtauee with Mr. Dohnanyf the composer as
we are Of Nj Dohnauyi the pianist. And him we
i,rne 10 greet again next season.
The audience which heard the concert filed Men
sslssohu Hall. and more than cordial in it's ap-
-,rova! Of NJ. Dohnanyi and the Kneisel Quartet
--,s programme consisted Of Schumann's quartet
for strings IN 4 minor and Brahms's quintet in
= major in addition 70 the novelty. Mr.. Zach. of
rho Boston Orchestra. took part in the Brahms
New-York tribune., 1900-04-12
THE EgRRARRA EXPEDITION.

Washington april LIN regard 10 the revolu-
t.onary expedition under command OF General
Her-arra which issued from Nicaragua, sailed
down the western coast OF Costa Rica and landed
~ David a point on the Pacific side Of the strip
Of Colombian territory which forms the 1sthmus
Of Panama boJh Senior Calderon, the Colombian
Minister and Senior CaIvo the Costa Rican Min
lster agree upon the fact that the movement was
not made as q means Of attacking Costa Rica on
the south as was assumed. but rather that the
invasion IS directed against Colombia. The fact
thar the invading band sailed down 10 David in
e boat loaned by the Government Of Nicaragua
the Momotombo Is regarded significant, psrticu-
la-v as me boa+ was returned 10 that Government
af-e- The landing Of the expedition Senor Calderon
has heard nothing Of the invaders since their ap-
pearance On Colombian soil, but believes that they
couteuplaue the requirement OF the entire sthInus
General F5errarra. the leader CT the invading
force SeUor CalderOn SAYS. formerly a mu-
sican in one OF COlom bias military bands, VINO
left that country for Venezuela ana aIJer|ard wen
10 Nicaragua where his rise IN military affairs
evidently has been rapid
New-York tribune., 1900-04-12
TRISTAN UND ISOLDE"

Tristan und Isolde last Eight the Opera
rgouse attracted only audience Of moderate size
II WAS repetition in most essential points Of what
lad already beer heard this season. though 1t was
r,t the third performance Herr BerJram appeared
far the first time as kurwenal and made a decided
jr favorable impression: he was in good voice
snG showed a thorough sympathy with the part
and an understanding Of it. Nine. Nordica sang
rsolde Tor the second time this season. Her per-
for-nance seems 10 gain in poignancy and power
witt every repetition. for she is t:reless in her
elsbaratton OF its details and in increasing her
eip on its general effect She sang last night with
splendid fire and authority Herr Van Dyck ap-
reared in his advantageous aspect-with certain
unfortunate exceptions critical points especially
IN the garden scene in the second act when he was
o-t NJ tune But his dramatic presentation of the
mari is 50 powerful. so consistent and entirely
convincing that most viii be willing 10 pardon
--snv Of his shortcomings of voice for the privi
lege Of enjoying the rest Nine. SchUmann-Heink
and N Edcuard &c Reszke were they have been
before admirable representatives Of Brangane and
KING Marke.