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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-10-26

he will be defeated as ii fitting rebuke to
the convention which nominated him.
The people at large do not want Sidney
Logan; they have no confidence in him
either politically or otherwise, and his
opponent. Mr.. OLIVER, is sure winner.
No foppers 60 in this campaign. Logan
talked against the Oil trust short time
but his mind returned to his grievance
against the Bee, so it was one word
against the Standard Oil Company and
twenty against Aiken. His remarks fell
cold to the ground and like Swaney, he
would have made friends by keeping
still.
Chairman Haskell then introduced
Mr.. Workman. recent importation from
Ohio The announcement was made
that he would discuss the leading ma
tional issues of the day" Well the
leading issue" was Mckinley. The
young man started out by reading what
purported to be prophesy of Bryan's in
1896. and attempted to humorously por-
trav the dire results which would follow
such prophetic forecasts. He spoke on
militarism and imperialism. He told
how he had been sent out into the far
wilds of Montana to preach the gospel
of Mckinley to the people, but since his
arrival he had found that the people
were well posted on Mckinley and that
the least he said about him the better.
He tried to talk about the Filipino ques
ton but soon got into deep water and re-
turned to Bryan and the democratic
party. He never touched upon single
question of national Importance, and re-
minded one Of Martin McGinnis's simile:
HE was a man Of a constipation of ideas
and diarrhna of words"
The meeting from republican stand
point was considered a success. The au
dience was composed of mixture from
all parties. hence there was no way Of
telling which party predominated. There
were about 12O persons in attendance
One man remarked during the speech;
I'VE were dry all the time" From the
way "irrigation" was going on among
some Of the candidates it seemed wet
proposition.
Who got Andy Swaney's hat? 1t was
not DIR. Carver for he had Commissioner
Dave Greigs with a Bryan button at
tached.
Andy Swaney's little speech was Il
vote getter for Il. G. Hand.
Notfsnger, according to the story,
bases his chances Of election on the fact
that he is a more graceful dancer than
Judge Smith.
J. j. Kennedy, candidate for public
administrator on the democratic ticket
and an old resident of this city, was
able to be out Wednesday. He has been
ill for about three weeks.
| C. w. Workman visited the Soldiers
Home in company with Captain Eaton
while in the Falls.
J.E. Lewis returned home Wednesday.
r. A. Churchill, Capt. j. ID. Eaton,
Sherman Robinson, A. w. Swaney. s. M.
Logan, w. N. Notfsinger. Sheriff Hub
bart and G. H. Workman registered at
the Gaylord, Wednesday.
Pat Walsh says that it wouldn't take
one sixteenth of a grain of giant powder
to blow Workman's argument to Helena.
One old soldier said: We'll, it Andy
Swaney should be stood on his head he
would drown in the overflow of gall"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-10-26
Bids Wanted.

The undersigned solicits bids on the
construction material furnished) by us of
fume about 1000 feet long. Plans can
be seen at Big Fork or at Conrad Ma
tional Bank. Big Fork ELECTRIC
Power & LIGHT Co.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13
SAVED BY THE BEARS
THEY ROUTED THE REVENUE MEN
WHO WERE HUNTING WHISKY.
Zcb white Tells How the PcslSy
Nnrmints Sampled His MoonshinC
Juice and the Result, and Mrs. ZcL
Has "A Word to- Say About Brains,


copyright, 1900 by C. b. Lewis
WED bin maxim moonshine whis
ky over in the big ravine fur abou
three weeks" said the old possun
hunter of Tennessee, when thumpll
big bar cum down out of the thicke
one day and acted in a mighty cur'u
way. 1t was In the summer, and ht
was sheddln his fur, and, though
had my rifle handy, | didn't keer to
shoot him. That bar smelt the whis
ky, and he shifted and snuffed and
seemed to want II taste. l hollered al
him and drlv him Off two or three
times, but ne kept comm back My
ole woman had come over with my
supper, and arter watchin the bar fur
awhile she said;
"'Zeb, that bar wants drink OF
con juice suah's yo'r bon, and I'm fur
glyin 1t to him.
~ laughed at the idea. but as he
continued to hang around the place
the old woman poured about pint of
the stun Into pan and set 1t on u
stone 80 rods away. She had skassly
turned her back befo' the bar was
lappln 1t up, and he smacked his lips
over 1t jest like man. In n leetle
while he walked OF, and laTer on we
heard sich n row down around the
bend that we crept down to see what
IL was. 1t was our bar and his mate.
That pint of whisky had made our
bar feel mighty jolly, and he was in
slstin that the other bar dance around
and roll over with him. One was drunk
and jolly and the other sober and mad
and the way they carried on was as
good as circus Next day both bars
showed up fur whisky and went off ms
jolly as you please, and half an hour
later walked right up to them as
they slept and snorcd. ! wasn't fur
giyin away any mo- llcker, but the
ole woman thinks it over and says:
"'Zeb, the fur of them bars won't be
wuth shucks fur three months, but
what's the matter with shettln the
varmlnts up in our outdoor cellar fun
the rest of the summer? l reckon VIZ
kin manage to feed 'em. and each hide
viii fetch $40 as soon as the fur |:
| prime
81 decided that 1t was good idea
and we put out hull quart Of whlsk,
| fur 'em. but fur some reason they hat
left the nayburhood. The old woman
reckoned they'd got ashamed of them
selves and gone off 10 avoid temp
tashun, and kinder tiggered that thel
was off spreadin the news and invltii
other bars TO come along and shee
good thing. We'd about given NJ
seein 'em ag'in when they showed up
l was all alone at the still that day
but had ropes at hand to tie 'em up Il
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13

In a womanly way and may we'll look
with fear toward the time Of maternity
Intelligent preparation for this time is
most essential. An athlete trains for
months before his trial Most women
do not "train at all and yet their trial
is to be fifty times as severe as the
athletes.
During the period OF CESSATION every
woman should use every means to
strengthen the organs that are to be
tried, They should be kept in perfect
health. The faintest symptom of dis
order or disease should be promptly
eliminated.
DR.. Pierces Favorite Prescription 10
designed to do this very thing-has been
doing it for over thirty years 1t is the
one sure medicine for all female COM
plants, 1t is the only medicine that
may be absolutely depended upon to
practically abolish the pain and danger
of childbirth 1t is the only preparation
of its kind that is the invention Of reg
ularly graduated physician-a skilled
and experienced specialist in the cure
of diseases of women.
Mrs. Emerson Allen. Of Dorset, Ontario Co
Ont, writes "I was In very poor health for n
long time dating from the birth of my little girl.
tried different doctors and different medicines.
took four bottles of Favorite Prescription
and seem to be perfectly we'll again"
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13
Christensng the Children.

An English parson Of church In
Berbice, British Guiana. writes enter
tainingly Of his pastoral duties. In the
matter OF christening the choice of
name Is left to the taste or fancy of the
parents. This leads to strange combi-
nations He copies from his register
"Nannie Bellona," Crank Locust" and
"Whlsky Emmanuel" OF earlier times
he tells the following:
One black man brought his child, and
when the. minister asked it's name he
said, "Seratim ad Valorem.'
On another occasion the parson ask
ed, "What is the name of the child?"
The father said, "AX, parson." Th,
minister looked inquirlngly at the man
and said:
But don't understand you,'
'.Well parson,' snld the man, "my
mind gle me to go troo de New Testa
ment. have had four boys. The first
was named Matthew, the second Mark,
the third Luke and the fourth Jonn
Now, this the fifth one, is to he AN
lActsl, parson."
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13

case our plan worked. and poured
two full quarts Of whisky into the pan
and set 1t out In the old place. Them
bars had bin roamin around and keep
in sober fur so long that they was
dyin fur a spree, and they Tapped up
every drop OF that lcker and licked
their chops fur mo. They didn't git
Jolly. as looked fur. On the contrary.
they snarled and growled and wanted
to pick fuss with each other. Mebbe
bar Is like man about drinkln.
Let him git too much and he's ugly
instead of jolly. waited awhile and
then follered 'em. hopln to find 'em
asleep. and that's how | cum to see
sight to make my ha'r stand up.
Down around the bend in the ra-
vine was grassy spot, and what
saw was them bars rollln four men
over the ground. 1t wasn't a mint
befo' | knowed who them men was.
They was revenoo fellers who he'd got
news of my still and was sneakin up
the ravine to ketch me red handed.
The bars had met 'em and pitched
right in. | reckon the fellers was too
surprised to fire shot, though all had
pistols and the way them bars did
slam 'em around was a caution. Two
of the fellers broke away as soon as
got thar, bur the other two was so bad
ly clawed that arter the bars left 'em
they could skassly crawl. and I'm suah
they laid out In the woods all night.
was much obleeged to the varmints. as
yo may reckon. as they he'd saved me
from surprise. and in my gratitood
said to the ole woman:
"T amt gwine to play no tricks on
varmint what has saved me from
ruin, and I shan't try to captur' 'em.
7 Deed. but I'll furnish 'cm with free
con juice and let 'em lev good
time
''They was bnck next day fur their
drink. and, rememberln how a quart
had made 'em ugly drunk, | only sot
out pint. They Tapped 1t up and
looked fur mo-, and when no mo- was
fo'thcomin they gin us a surprise party.
Thar was fo' men Of us at the still
that day. and arter growlln around fur
awhile them bars cum chargin down
upon us. We had to scatter mighty
sudden, and they kept us away fur an
hour. Thar was no whisky to be got
at, and they tore down our shanty,
clawed our blankets into strips and
went off growlin at each other. We
didn't see 'em agin fur a month.
Then one day as was carryin keg
of the stuff on my shoulder along
mountain path I run full tilt into the
80 fn,,, I-,. ',,,,, ia. ,it,tt
and jest counted on hevin fuss with
'em. 1t was no use tryin to git away,
and | put down the keg and stood back
to gin 'em n chance at 1t. But they
didn't take It. They walked up and
shifted about, and as soon rs they rec
ognized the smell they sorter shook
their heads and walked off and gin me
a clear road, AS | figgered it. them
bars had tried whisky and found that
it brung nuthn but headaches and
tightin and hard knocks. They'd jest
made up their minds that it was bad
stuff and he'd gone back ON it, and that
deg was no temptashun. Yes, sub, they
walked off and let me pass on, and l
never shall hear the last of it from the
ole woman. | never hev taken a nip
of con juice since then that she wasn't
ready to speak out:
Thar yo' go ag'in, Zeb White!
Law me, but if yo' only he'd the brains
of "a bar, what happy woman I'd
be!" NJ. QUAD.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13
$1,000 Worth of Good.

A. III. Thurness of Wills Greek Coal
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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13

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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13
TAKE N IN TINE
Just as Scores Of Akron
People Have.
Waiting doesn't pay,
II you neglect the aching back
Urinary troubles, diabetes surely fol-

WnltlnR doesn't pay,
IL you neglect the aching back
Urinary troubles, diabetes surely fol-
low.
Doan's Kidney Pills relieve back
ache.
Cure ever kidney i'll,
Akron citizens endorse them,
Mr.. G. NJ, Runyou of 165 Benjamin
St, carpenter, says IL had duh
gnawlng pain in my back and an acute
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l felt most when strengthening after
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or getting out of bed, etc. l had no
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For sale by all dealers. Price so
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| Remember the name, Doans, and
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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13

"Ephrahn, does you think de devil Is
a roarin lionY
""o, sub! amt never hearr um
comm, en- | never knows dat he got
me 'twell he tu'ns loosew - Atlanta
Constitution
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13

The levees on both sides of the Mis-
sissippi are Of sufficient extent that il
they were built in single straight line
they would be about 1,30O miles long or
long enough to stretch the greater part
of the distance between New Orleans
and New York.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13
Nordica,s RecIpe For succesn.

''It is work, work, work, that makes
success" she once exclaimed. Work
five minutes, and you will succeed five
minutes worth, but work FIVE hours,
and you will succeed five hours worth"
"But," said, remember your natu-
raj gifts"
plenty have natural voices equal to
mine" she answered, ''plenty have tai
ent equal to mine, but have worked"
Saturday Evening Post.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13
No Nced of Chasing.

Jeweler-Tms ring is 81 more than
the plain one On account of the chas.
ing.
Farmer--See here, mister. yew dor't
haf ter chase me, I'm goin ter pay fer
what git,-Ciicago News.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13

ia paDy Coming IS often looked tor.
ward TO as time OF dread and danger.
Many women are physically unfit to be-
come mothers. They are sick and weak
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13
RAMPS TITLE.
Disputed by Carroll.
Ready to Wager $1OO
on a Match Game.
Rubin Has Much at
Stake With Maher.
He's In Line For Heavyweight
Championship.
Hamilton and Lenny to Meet--Local
Sporting News.

Hamilton and Lenny 10 Meet--l0cal
Sporting News.
Jack Carroll questions John Ram
penelli's right to the title of champion
pool player of Summit county.
In letter to the sporting editor OF
the Democrat be has the following to
say In reference to the matter:
"Barberton O., Dec. 49, 1900.
sporting Editor Democrat:
~ see by your paper that it is the
intention to match John Rampanelli
against some outsider, now that he
has defeated Met Hard. They don't
need to go outside the county.
hereby challenge Rampanelli to pool
contest for 500 side can be found
any day at the Colonial House, Bar
berton, with the money.
JACK CARROLL"
YoUNGSTOWN'S NEXT SHOW.
Jack Hamilton of Troy, n. Y, and
Eddie Lenny, of Crum Lynne, Pa,
will fight before the Youngstown Attn.
letic club next Monday night and are
scheduled to go ut 124 pounds, weigh
In at o'clock. Hamilton is In
Youngstown and is being looked after
by Jimmy Dime, his manager, who
Is also a fighter and matchmaker OF
the Manhattan Athletic club of Troy,
N. Y. Lenny will arrive in Youngs-
town Thursday and will resume train.
ing at local gym. Lenny Is the
featherweight champion of Canada,
and has only been knocked out once
in all his ring career, and this was by
McGovcrn, who he said hypnotized
him. In the preliminary, Arthur Don
ohue Of Sharon, and Jim Dun, of New
Castle, are to fight six rounds, weigh
in not over S2i pounds, and they go for
a wager and purse, winner to take all
NJ. j. Finn viii referee the bouts and
the club advcrtlses popular prices
Draws are not allowed and decisions
of win are 10 be given in each fight.
UP TO RUHLIN
II Rubin succeeds in putting Peter
Maher out in six rounds or II he shows
a marked advantage over the Irish
champion in the contest at Philadel,
pbla he will be matched to meet JEFF
fries Mt Cincinnati In case he Is de-
fcated by Maher, Sharkey will have
The first chance provided Fltzslm-
mons does not accept the offer made
TO him.
GOING TO CALIFORNIA.
The foot team OF Columbia Univer-
sity win make the trip to California
20 meet the University of California
al San Francisco The Eastern team
has been given guarantee that makes
the trip n profitable one.
OXFORD WON.
Oxford won the Rugby foot ball
championship from Cambridge at
London, Wednesday, by score OF 10
TO 8. Oxford scored two tochdowns
Just before the end OF the game. Up
10 that time the score had been 10
o in favor OF Cambridge.
WANTS TO KNOW.
Jesse Shipp wants to know why Kid
Herrlck refuses TO meet him at l2C
pounds says the Cincinnati Enquirer
Herrick has been matched with Johnn,
Whitaker, Of Akron, for a contest a.
that weight, aud Shipp cannot see why
Herrick should discriminate. shipI
is ready to meet any 120pound boxe
In the country, and will post forfeit
as soon as his challenge is accepted.
McGoyERN-GANs.
Terry McGovern and Joe Cans vii
clash at Chicago tonight under au
spices OF Tattersall's Athletic club
Cans agrees to stop McGovern insid
II M
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13

Terry McGovern and Joe Cans will |
clash at Chicago tonight under au,
spices OF Tattersalfs Athletic club.
Cans agrees to stop McGovern inside
Of six rounds or lose the decision. The
colored boy VIII have 10 pounds the
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13

The E tenn won the first game by
258 pins and the second by % pins.
G. Koplin's wins were universally ad.
mired and are the record average for
the series. Next to this is DR.. Car
ter's of 200 average and e. V. Carter's
of 2O2, although the latters high game
of 227 still stands In this series.
Friday nights contest between the
A and b teams will close the club
championship for 1901.
SUBMITS LEAD.
The SUBMITS took the lead In the
Howard st. bowling tournament We'd
nesday night by defeating the Cereals
two games. The SUBMITS have six
victories to their credit with no de-
feats No more games will be bowled
until next week.
Wednesday nights scores follow:
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13

the team championship at Klrkwood
this year and her captain, w. II. Sny-
der, his claim to the title of individ-
ual champion. Both wins are most
popular and the wise ones prophesy
that Kirkwood will continue to show
a clean pair of heels to all local bowl.
ing aggregations. Tho scores were as
follows,
E Team
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-12-13
Sent Free
to Men.
Free Trial Package OF This New Dis
coyery Mailed TO Every Man Sendi e
Name and Address Quickly Re-
stores Strength and v gor.

Free trial packages OF most remarkable
remedy are being mailed to all who will
write the State Medical Institute. They
cured 50 many men who had Dattled for
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-09
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GENERAL ClARks COMMENTS.
He ~0sapprves Of Territorial Government
heport on Collectors Office.

Report on Collectors Otlce.
General W. A. Clark, OF washington,
special examiner OF the treasury de-
partment, before leaving Tor h Paso,
spoke very favorably OF The climate, re-
sources and the people oil New Mexico,
says the New Mexican. lie thinks New
Mexico will be granted statehood as
500 as ITS people nave demonstrated
their ntness Tor self government. Tne-
oreucally ne does not believe IN a ter
ritorial form OF government, and be-
lieves that all citizens within the Unit
ed States should have equal privileges.
lie speaks very highly OF Judge A. L..
Morrison. the internal revenue collector
of New Mexico and Arizona. and says
that his office in the federal building an
this city. IS one of the best. IL not the
best conducted revenue office in the
country. He added that Judge Morri-
son has an unusually able force OF as
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Mrs. Calvin Zimmerman, Milesburg,
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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-09
HEADoUARrERs FOR

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Saddles, collars. sweat pads, sad
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oak and hemlock cut soles. Dia-
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O'Sulliyan's rubber heels. Whale
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Buggy whips. loo TO $3.50.
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Our prices are lowest market rates
Dur motto, I'VE will not be under
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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-09

Dull headache. pains in various
parts OF The body, sinking at the phi
OF the stomach, loss OF appetite, fever
ishness, pimples or sores, are all POSI-
tive evidences OF impure blood. No
matter how it became SO, IL must be
purified in order to obtain good health.
Acker's Blood Elixir has never failed
to cure scrofulus or syphilitic poisons
Or any other blood diseases. IL is GER
tainly u wonderful remedy. and We
sell every bottle on n positive guaran-
tee.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-09

Silva lehman. OF the Edgewood
Distilling company. Cincinnati, Ohio.
spent the day here n closed a con-
tract with Bachechi Il Giomi fors GOV
cases OF Edgewood spring ninety-three
whisky. bottled in bond, lOO cases 70
be shipped every thirty days. The
whisky is made by a. w. Paxton. pres
ident OF the Edsewood Distilling com
pany. in Lincoln county. kentucky
distillery No. 70. Anybody wanting d
bottle Of pure whisky, ask for Edge
wood.