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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
NO FUN FOR THE JUDGE.
he Fried Many Times to Find 1t, but
'.r the World Is Too Small


I. A certain judge from Louisiana, who
is noted far and wide for his gravity
and judicial bearing on the bench, and
for his great personal dignity at all
times, visited the capital the other
day with the firm determination of
having a good time. In his own words:
L decided to throw dull care, dignity
and all else that hampers a poor old
judge in the enjoyment of life to the
WINDS OF heaven and have just one
good time, a fling, as we used to say at
college. No one in town knows me- 1
argued, and for once, just once, I'm
going to have some fun But it. was
no no use; my attempts met with a dead
zsfa Al l I started out all right, how
ever, with some gay and newly found
friends at a celebrated uptown cafe:
We were in the midst of the feast. good
stories were going around, and an oc-
caslonal song made the rafters ring,
when one of the walters halted at my
elbow and said sotto\ voce: is that
duck all right, ledger, .Judge?' said 1,
Judge? What do you mean by calling
n me judge?' tOh, knows you, jedge,
sho', : huff. Amt dun waited on yo'
for two years down at de x house an
I knows how yo' lik' yo' ducks. But
yo' is heap mo- lively up hyer, jedge,
dan yo' is down dere.' never smiled
again during the whole of the evening,
and shall never again try to lay aside
my letters. made the effort in Paris,
only to be confronted by my stenog-
rapher; I essayed at San Francisco
only to run into my wife's favorite
cousin. The world is too small. There
is not much fun outside of college
walls, and Twill never make another
attempt to have any. New York
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
H0w n &. *
You Eat

Is not the question, but, how much you di-
gest, because food does good only when It
is digested and assimilated, taken up by
the blood and made into muscle, nerve,
bone and tissue. Hoods sarsaparilla re-
stores to the stomach its powers OF diges-
tion. Then appetite is natural and healthy.
Then dyspepsia is gone, and strength, elas-
ITCHY and endurance return.
:. Stomach Trouble =" My mother had
very bad stomach trouble. She weighed
only III pounds. After taking four bottles
of Hoods Sarsaparilla she weighed 1873
pounds. She took it again after the grip
and one bottle got her up" MISS OTIa
Mccoy, 528 Lafayette Ave, Lebanon, Ind.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30

have played about her knee, and all
the years she has lived upon our gen
erosity." .r- -. :I*,>>%
But Martha interrupted him and
arose. = ".* '-.&- p
: I'm afraid haven't time to listen,''
she said. Il know what you will sug-
gest., You will kindly offer to invest
my money for me. You will speak to
me about sending the boys through
college, and the girls to a seminary.
When have any. of you, young or old,
come to the room where / sat alone.
wondering what had done to be put
aside like an >unloved dog? When
have you spoken to me except to ask
me to do some favor for you? What
standing have you given me in the
community? How have you allowed
me to go clothed? What esteem do
you suppose people have for me? Many
do not know me from servant
Martha Sessions! No, haven't time
to listen. I've too much to think
about She started toward the door
and then turned and held out her
hand. r.. 3 r.. ( (. ts~ ~
"Ill take all my words back she
said, IF only some one will say-say
he is sorry-that am going.'''
No one spoke. Her sister turned her
back violently. Her brother-in- law
wore face Of stone The four boys,
big and little. feigneds to be occupied
with other things, and the girls
stared and made no reply, but at the
: last second, David, the youngest boy,
who was 8 years old, ran to her and
caught. her hand. ST. II ,1t
| - Can't | come to see you sometimes
after you go away, Aunt Martha ?'''
he said. There were tears in his eyes.
The lonely woman snatched him to
her hungrily for moment.
Il think he has lifted my curse
from your roof, she said, and went
out. 5}:s MA; #5.s :95Sss st5 s.
| The town was all agog over the ac-
tivity of Martha Sessions, the heiress
| And at the end Of three months she
was settled in her own home. She
! sat before her own fire, looked about
at book lined walls smiled at the pic
! lures, for which she had always
longed, and BY touching the little bell
! at her hand, could summon her white
capped maid, who was delighted to
serve her. She could look with happy
| eyes at D her own gold banded china,
and have the pleasure Of once a week
of polishing her dainty silver and
glass.
81 Moreover, There came the hour ssot
the perfect climax She had the rector
to tea. It was Wonde rful ccasion.
Mrs. DeliVan, the widow, was there
land and Mrs. ynant-- he was the
principal the hi school nd
young Caroline Arnold, the artist and
THE Rev. Nc 81 ison, Of course. al
Nartha' s RICH hand What an hour,
How the gold nds Oh chlna
9hone, how the glass sparkled. how
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
POOLING APIS MELLIFICA.
Bees That Make Glucose Honey, TO,

Bees That Make Glucose Honey for
Commerce. -
"People buy comb honey" said a
man from the country, believing that
the fact that it is sealed by the hon
est little bee precludes the possibility
of fraud. The fact is that the bees of
many professional honey raisers do
nothing the livelong summer but pack
glucose into their, hives from an open
barrel that is left standing close BY,
The bee will not search fragrant flow
ers the livelong day for "a trifing
amount of pure honey when he can
get glucose. The; honey men see that
there is plenty of glucose handy, and
instead Of one pound of pure honey
they aid the bees in putting ten pounds
OF glucose on the market. Human in,
genuity has not devised a way TO,
. making and sealing the honeycomb, or
the bee would be dispensed with alto
gether. In handling the glucose the
bees give it a honeyish flavor, and if
you complain to the bee man that it
Is not as sweet and sticky as it should
be he will tell you that it, is the early
crop and that the heavy rains make it
thin. I know a man who keeps fifty
hives of bees on the roof OF his store
: In the city, and by hustling up plenty
of glucose he gets enough honey out
Of the buzzing slaves to do whole
some business in honey. Why, his
bees never saw a flower and wO1lld shv
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
a Bright Retort.s

s& It is said Of certain literary wo-
man N that she lis never at loss for re
ply, and never misses an opportuni-
sty to say bright thing. One day a
friend was describing to- her a. noted
artist, about HON her curiosity had
been greatly aroused, but whom she
had never seen. To begin with, 81 re-
marked sl the friend, = had perfect
Niagara of a forehead q hat y
said the other. Do you mean to tell
me the poor man has a cataract over l,,,a
both eyes Pr tits burg Dispatch. s|5 !.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
He Understood the Business.

First Beggar-Why didn't you tackle
that lady? She might have given you
SON. ething.
Second Beggar-I let her go because
| understand my business better than
YOU do. never ask woman for any
thing when she is alone; but when
two women are together you can get
money from both, because each one is
afraid the other will think her stingy
if she refuses. Golfers Weekly. Y. j..
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
snowy was the linen how delicate
oisn8 ~ a ~ II j. Sgg

snowy was the liner, how delIcate
were the pinks! 3 .:s5
3 But hat were these gloriesIto Miss,
Martha herself, il her gray silk gown ,,ay,
with the Honiton lace and the garnet
brooch, with her gray air crimped
and and her hands sd decorated with two
modest diamonds What a LADY,,
What a mistress OF fine occasion.
Really, it was great hour! But 55it
may 4 q; be that the thing which made
j her happiest even happier than the
presence Of the Rev. MI. sEl lison was
the fact that close #besid her in his
Sunday best, with a smile of content
ment ION his face, sat David Wither-
spoon. dividing his delighted glances
between his surprisingly beautiful
q aunt and the ounce preserves. 82
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
One OF the Woes OF yvoma 4,

s$sE hat is the matter with h 81 3,
81 Nervous prostrat ion. z & hat caused
VIZ hy, she found herself in the
shop ing district yesterda afternoon
with just half 9 dollar q quarter, a
dime two nickel an four pennies il
her purse, and there was not 4 ss9c
bargain. to- be 81 = o,hicago Post.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
! A Useless Adjunct.

: n USELESS -AuJuncf.
Louise. what has become Of your
French poodle?' ~ .aff e
: why, Harry made the dealer take
! him back; he didn't understand a
word Of our French. Detroit Free
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
Under the Influence

She-Do you believe in hypnotism7
Helm some cases: You for in
stance. could make me do anything
you wanted me to.-Somerville Jour
nal.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
Not Even 81 11in0rity.
4A,sk1t Blu even if her family did
object. why didn't you elope?
Tellit--l The obi lection was unani-
nous. - Ba fillmore American.
Curiosity Saves Life.

pa ckage arked qlinine3 was sent
to q woman, but, being curious she
took it to a druggist, who said it was
arsenic. q like inq diry into some OF
the medicines offered will certainly de-
tect the false from the true For half
q century Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
has been curing indigestion, eonstipa-5
ton and dyspepsia. TIL 5$ # I:
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
Calculated tos PRODUCE. Respr &, ~,

Ss.' You e q come Of an old family Bigsby
! and sl.l 4 sup pose you have a great deal
sofs respe eat for your ancesto Y1es,
I indeed q One Of my grand fathers LEFT
me $50 900. Is eyeland Plain Dealer,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
As to Inrredienr.

As to ingredients. as< So
Customer-Aren't you afraid Of this
canned maple syrup?
Dealer-No, I'm not; sell the fact
ory's New Orleans molasses they 1t
of.-Indianapolis Journal. =
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30
For Lese Majestic.

*5 For Lese Majestic.
Private # Secretary-Your majesty,
the audience don't want .sThe Iron
Tooth. ''''s ss:s5 III HIM. = Il E 50
i The KaiserHaye it pulled.-New
4 York Press. F:- Il"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30

!. Sef-reliance and courage so great
way in human affairs. ta5
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1900-06-30

codes and reduce TRADITIONAL ciVillZa-
ton to dust and ashes. s>< r.ss h.. 4.
h But 1t is in the commercial world
where woman is the greater menace.
Tradition says that woman is by ma.
ture set apart for certain duties and
that she should keep out of the world
of industry and confine herself to her
home. Already woman has driven man
out Of the trades, out of 4 business,
out of the bread winners occupation.
So true is this that doctors, ministers
and philosophers are crying ont that
il this state Of affairs is not altered
civilization will go, and with it,Hsocial
liberty and moral advancement. 4$.s
Some industries woman already
monopo lizes to such an extent that
more than one-half Of all the situations
are hers; while men by the million.
are falling into the ranks Of the tramp,
the pauper, and the degraded outcast,.
and this social revo1 tion, modern
woman, the woman of freedom, has
broug bout. u 5:sES .
Here. thenEis she an efficient and
sinister menace to eiviliz ation But
my conclusion to the above is amen
and halleluja h The existing liza
ton, SO far as it rests u pom the afore-s.
said buttresses, sd Guild be- disinte rat
ed and destroy ed !; tha # on these ruins
may be reared "a new and nobler strllc-
Eture The old ad ions in ligion,5
morals and econu nnics3 are dead forever
TO the thinking world 81 and the mod ern
woman is q thinking animal
Therefore this mod ern liking
Woman Il the most pot ent factor OF
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20
Two Papers For One.

The COURIER has made an ar
with the Indiana State
Sentinel by which 1t will send every
subscriber in Dubois county who
pays in this office in advance $l.1O
for a years subscription to the
COURIER, the Weekly Indiana State
Sentinel, ABSOLUTELY FREE for one
year. Every citizen wants a paper
from the State capital. Now is
your chance to get it free. Send in
your money and names. Subscri-
bers who are in arrears for the
COURIER are invited to pay up and
take advantage Of this unprccedent-
ed liberal offer.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20

Zone summer" writes N. A.
Jennings in sketch in this week s
Saturday Evening Post, Amos
J. Cummings passed two weeks on
a pilot boat and took Ernest Jarrold,
the author Of Mickey Finn ldylls,
with him for company. One day a
great storm arose and the pilot boat
was tossed about on the waves ike
a chip. Every minute wave
would dash over the deck ana
threaten to carry everything away
and swamp the boat. Cummings
aad Jalrold we're in the little cabin,
the former lying in bunk intently
reading a book on the French revo-
luton. Jarrold poked his head out
to look at the storm, when noun
tain of sea water fell with a boom
on the deck and filled his eyes with
spray. The boat gave fearful
Ilurch and careened until it seemed
that she must turn completely over.
{" This is awful, Amos, said Jar
rold. Il am going to put on a lie
preserver, for don't think the boat
can staed it many minutes longer.
=" oh, keep quiet and let me
read, Mickey said Cummings
never lifting his eyes. The men
on this boat draw a regular salary
to keep her afloat y
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20
Skin Diseases.

For the speedy and permanent cure OF
tetter salt rheum and eczema, Cham
berlain's Eye and Skin Ointment is
without an equal. II relieves the itch,
ing and smarting almost instantly and
its continued use effects a permanent
cure. II also cures itch. BARRIERS itch.
scald head. sore nipples. itching piles.
chapped hands. chronic sore eyes and
graduated lids.
DIR. Cady's Condition Powders for
horses are the best tonic. blood purifier
Ind yermifuge. Price. 25cents. Sold by
Martin Friedman, Druggist.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20

Is the power of the pulpit on the
wane? Has its influence decreased
as that of the press has Increased?
A simple affirmative or negative re-
ply to this question would come lar
short Of correct statement. IN
doubleday the pulpit today is not to
the same extent as at one time the
exclusive source of information Tor
the people. The press, daily and
weekly, now furnishes information
that formerly could be obtained OH
lv through the pulpit, and to this
extent the influence OF the latter
has been restricted. But what has
thus been lost in extension has beer
gained in intension. The pulpit
relieved from work extraneous to 1T
,uroper sphere, has devoted itsel
with increased energy and effective
ness to its true calling, the mora
and spiritual elevation of the people
And in doing each its own prope
work, there is no conflict between
faithful pulpit and high-tone'
moral press. Montreal Herald.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20
new SHOE SHOP
Waudolin May.

Has returned to Jasper, and open
a shoe shop On Jackson street, be
tween 5th and 9th streets.
He will do all kinds Of repair work
and will also make shoes OF all
kinds or boots to order, and will be
thankful to his old friends, and the
public generally, fol a liberal share
Of their patronage.
Sept :, ls99-6n.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20
Boone Township Trustees
Notice.

The undersigned, Trustee of Boone
township, Dubois county, hereby gives
notice that he will attend to all business
pertaining to the office OF Trustee, at his
residence, about one mile west of Por--
tersville, on Portersville and Ireland
road, on Saturdays OF each week, and
reon ssts all persons having township
business to present it on Saturday. Citi-
Gems desiring books from the Township
Library, are notified that the Library. II
kept by VIM. McHarris, in Portersville
N. B. CoFFMAN, Trustee.
Aug Z, 1917.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20
ARE YOU A DEMOCRATS

An old adage reads: There is place
for everything" and for everything to be
An its place. the LOUISVILLE DISPATCH
should find a place in the home Of every
DEMOCRAT In the SUNNY SOUTH. The
Dispatch is the peoples paper. owned by
the people, and is always ready to Sight
for the cause OF the people. 1T STANDS
soUARELY ON THE CHICAGO PLAT.
FORM. without the aid or consent OF the
Gold Bug Monopoles. and fair compar-
ison OF It's news service (now being fur
nished over leased wires by the New York
Sun, the Chicago Inter Ocean and the
Northern Press Association with that OF
any other paper. will fully verify its
Motto. IF you see II In the Dispatch It's
SO, and II It's so It is always In the Dis
patch"
The Dispatch also has a stan OF over
900 active correspondents In the South. and
will POSITIVELY GUARANTEE MORE
THAN DOUBLE THE SOUTHERN NEWS
OF any other Louisville paper. Get the
Dispatch: 1t gives the news and tells the
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In advance, both for half price,
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Send your names and money tc
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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20

A poplar tree on the farm Of coun-
ty Treasurer Baylor in Gle orgetown
township, Floyd county, has been
sold to the Wood Mosaic Floring
company for $115.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20
IS Miles the Shortest %
Between Louisville y st. Louis.
Only Line between Louisville
aud Evansville.
EFFECT. Nov 8. 1890.
MAIN LINE.


-. pa ma pa pa. Tx. \.
No 5. No. a. No. %. NOS: NO. ~ 20 ~
Pm. A. NJ. A. NJ A. Al. = ~ ~ e. a.
$50 1915 Nv Jasper Ar, $50 40
$40 500 1880 Ar. Hburg Lv. 300 800 s's,
ss7 as2 llle Lincoln s.R At e'Ss
pOe $40 iI5s " Boonville" Sol Lbs l.N
SO 1000 1880 Evansville" 7.So l.zo o'so
No. IS leaves Jasper daily at 40, Il. NJ al
riyes at Huntingburg at 500,
No Is leaves Huntingburg daily except
Sunday at 30 a. m arrives at Jasper AT o.ou
No. u leaves Huntingburg daily At $40 ar
lives In Jasper ut s.25 "A. IN.
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geUKpoRr and CHAMELEON DIVISION.
Madison Township Trustee
Notice.

Notice IL given that hereafter the Trus
lee Of Madison township will De at the
Office of DR.. Bean, in Ireland, on every
Saturday, for the pur pose OF attending tc
township business, and all persons hav-
ing business with the township are ex-
pected to confine it to those days.
The township library is KEEP. at Isaac
Alexanders in Ireland, where all may
obtain the books.
The Indiana School books will be
found at VIM. 7. Young's store at ali
times. JOHN F. NORMAN,
Ane. is. '95-y Trustee Madison TIP.
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Columbia Township Trus-
tees Notice.

The undersigned, Trustee OF Column,
hia To-, Dubois county, Ind, will attend
" Township business at his residence on
eyery Saturday, and persons having
-ownship business to transact are re-
!, rested to present it on that day OF the
week.
The Township Library is kept at the
Office of the Trustee, where those en-
titled can obtain books.
r. p. SMITH, Trustee.
Aup. 10th, 1897 v.
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Hall Township Business

Notice is hereby given that the under.
signed, Trustee OF Hall township, Will
attend to township business on each Sat
nrday Of the year, at my office, and.per-
eone having township business to tran
sact are required to present it to him on
Saturdays. ;,
The township library will also be found
AZ my office near Rosamond, and the CIT
liens are invited to call there for library
books.
The Indiana Series Of School books
may be had at my office, and at John J.
Meechede's, in Celestine.
LEVI l.. JACOBS,
Trustee Hall township.
ArO a 1907 ~
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20
LIVERY And SALE STABLE
VOLLMER & CO.,

MAIN STREET, Jasper, Ina
Always have TIE best turnouts, OF any
variety for customers particularly com
merrial travellers. Courteous and care
full drivers to all parts Of Dubois and adj
dining counties. Horses boarded and
sold on cheap terms.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20

"Dead in it," like the man in
the hearse, are the merchants who
don't advertise.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-10-10
Daily ksnnebec 1outraY
Cards OF thanks obituarv ro.,o

Cards OF thanks. obituary notices. re,.
oiutions OF respect, etc, will be charrea
at the rate OF ten cents per line. NJ
charges less than seventy-five cents.
All Advertising announcement. =.
entertainments. whose object Is ths
raising of money will be charged at m.
rate Of fifteen cents a line.
Advertising notices. news form, will
be excluded from our local columns. ex.
cept such as refer to advertisers occu.
pying space in our advertising columns
and will be run under a separate head
on one of the local pages.
Subscribers who fail to receive ths
JOURNAL promptly will confer a favor
by notifying the office Immediately.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-10-10

Champion James ]. Jeffries, whose
name appeared on the register of the
Augusta House. yesterday, attracted
great attention when he arrived IN
town. In fact he could not step out Oh
the house without a crowd Of admir-
ing youngsters following at his heeis'
He arrived on the morning train troi"
Bangor with his company ana theie
was the usual crowd at the station u
greet him. No one seemed to have az
idea what he looked like. for as every
person Of unusual size stepped on the
train there was a rush and a starr.
Some of the people in the crowd u'u
get on the wrong scent for at one 'I'''o
one of the members of the troup "as
followed half way down the platio'n,
before the crowd realized they ~ M
been chasing the wrong man
passed a quiet day at the hotel.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-10-10
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ADVANCE PAYMENT. In sendirS by
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postal note should be made with order.
as the charges are too small to open
accounts for.
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