The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-11-21
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Wits Little Early Risers. .. T.
Kaufman.
One cannot always be hero; ou'
one can always be a man.
Tt is well to hope for success; but
il is much better to deserve it.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
the best liver pills ever made. Easy
to take snd never gripe. ] q. Kauf-
mann.
The way in which we do our work
may not be Of much cons quence to
ourselves.
Ledgers, journals, records, counter
books, memorandum books, school
books, pads, pencils, ink OF all coiors'
mucilage, &C., for sale at the Bazaar.
American railway trains run at q
greater speed than those OF any
country in the world.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets cure biliousness, constlpa-
tion and headache. They are easy
to take and pleasant in effect. For
sale by J. E Kaufmapn.
Some men would drop dead OF
heart disease if you shot them IN the
back with porched egg.
The fellow VITO tells all he knows
would not be half SO insuferable il
he only knew all he tells.
Mrs A. G Russell, Nashville,
Tenn, wrot.: Dr.. NJ, ffett's Teeth
ina (Teething Powders1 is The great
est blessing to teethiug children that
5 the world has ever known.
There are too many people who
never get religion enough to make
them look pleasant in church.
She-"Can a person do two things
at oneeyn He-"On, yes. Every
moment an with you l am com
pletely gone"
DeWitt's Witch Hazsl Salve will
quickly heal the worst burns and
solids and not leave scar. J. can
be applied to cuts and raw surfaces
with prompt and soothing effect
Use it for piles and skin diseases
Beware of worthless counterfeits
j. E Kaufman.
When you are calling on a gill
and kiss her, she always pretends
that it was pride that made her not
make any di t1rbance.
Whenever ysu see girl at a party
that none of the men are talking 10,
you can bet she knows how to bake
good bread
Both makers and circulaiors of
counte,feits commit fraud. Honest
men will not deceive you into buying
worthless counterfeits Of DeWits's
Witch Hazel Salve. The original is
infallible for curing piles, sores, eeze-
ma and all skin diseases. j. E
Kaufman.
It is about 80 miles across town
in London, and for the entire euss
tance there is said to be unbroken
asiaences and stores.
No one should attempt to do more
than one thing at time. When
you have finished slanderipg your
neighbors, go and say your prayers;
but don't attempt both at once.
When you feel that life is hardly
worth the candle take a dose Of
Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets. They will cleanse your
stomach, tone up liver aud regulate
Jour bowels making you feel like Il
new man. For sale by j. E. ksuf-
mann.
To feel the need of more religion
always means that God wants us to
have more. The devil never makes
any one hunger and thirst after
righteousness.
If some new minister should come
f. along preaching the doctrine that
there are no moths in heaven, The
women would all leave the churches
and follow him.
If you have ever seen child in
the agony of Group you can realize
how grateful mothers are for Que
Minute Cough Cure which gives re-
lief as soon as it is administered
It quickly cures coughs, colds and
all throat aud lung troubles. J. E..
Kaufman.
This" said the salesman, sis a
very attractive umbrella" Take it
away" said Wisemar; / want an
umbrella for myself-uot one that
will attract some other fellow.
lE2sEs q sISX Eli OR ss
CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. G