The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-03-02
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS
The Pleasanton Observer comes polk
ing around twice week now but
seems to see a good deal.
The Parsons Sun says til ings are
80 quiet there that one can hear the
rents fall due.
When 1.-THE Girl from Chill" played
at Emporia the boys decided there
were several hotto Mollies in he caste.
The head cusser of Eldorado is
named Col. Bohemus Snort, and he Is
speaking about the ground hog these
days.
Bent Murdock. The four Demo-
Gratis in ElDorado will attend the
Kansas City convention July 4th in
body.
On Wednesday society retires from
"the world, the flesh and the devil"
After while 1t will return to the
world, etc, etc.
The FIT. Scott Lantern shows a
most subtle irony in labelling John
Credentials picture 1.-THE peoples
choice for Governor
Among the mining camps near
Plttsburg Is one named Yale and one
called Cornell. Kaneans naturally
aspire to education.
The other teachers at Eureka
looked like emeralds when one of the
lady teachers appeared wearing a
handsome diamond solitaire.
30 far no Kansan has offered the
solution that the high prices prevail
ing at Ladysmith are the result of
the trusts or the government.
The public park agitation has
reached Hutchinson and that town
proposes to erect huge statue OF
Lots wife in the center of its park.
Kansas jOintists did not love the
lats DR.. Kelley. He tried TO wipe
out the boozer's taste with gold, and
they try to wipe out his gold with bis
taste.
The Lyons SWIMMING station pays
some of its patron farmers az high as
$40 month. That is converting
skum into filthy lucre to good ad-
vantage.
The Girard Appeal to Reason offered
as q prize to the town sending In the
band outfit and Los Angeles, Cali,
got 1t. The paper has wind left, but
little else.
An old man at the poor farm in
Crawford county has gone insane,
imagines he is dead and aske to be
buried. What an example for the
Populist party!
When the Kansas hen casts her eye
over Lady smith wards and learns that
eggs are worth six bits apiece, she
knows why the expense of Smelling
the town 10 30 great.
People who know Prof Dyche and
his hunting stories are wondering II
they didn't distuI b some of the mice
In the M. +. church at Yates Center
when he lectured there.
The Emporia papers joyfully an
nounces that there are six inches of
water going over the dam and says
the water lie unusually clear, one
being able to see nearly to the bottom
of the six inches?
Grant Hornaday after deserving
the job of Congressman-at large Is
bending every energy to leave no
telephones at large. He is at the
head of new $40 900 company which
will buy up all the lines.
Kansas optimism is everlasting and
all along the line of that proposed
new road from Kansas City to the
Gulf people are going on toOt years
before the first engine can possibly
toot in their nelghboThoOd.
Kansans, living in the Louisiana
purchase. appreciate this: The New
York Mail and Express says that
"Mr. Bryan, prominent anti-ex-
pansionist, living in the Louisiana
purchase, is visiting friends in
Pensacola and other parts of the terri
tory acquired from SPAN"
Some thirty farmers south of
Hutchinson have met and compared
notes. The notes were given to an
agent who organized cooperative
hail insurance company, the farmers
thinking they promised to pay 50 but
learning later that they had agreed to
pay $50, They want to give that hail
insurance man Hail Columbia.
The way Burton flayed Bryan at
Brooklyn reminds the FIT. Scott
Monitor of Gene Wares telegram to
Ingalls, sfler the latter had warped
Voorhees,, the Tall Sycamore Of the
Wabash, as follows:
"Lurid air,
Cyclone dense,