Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-12

what VIII Become of Chinas
None can foresee the outcome of the quar-
rel between foreign powers over the div.
the going to pieces of this ancient but I'M
progressive race. Many people in America
are also going to pieces because OF dyspep-
STA, constipation, blood, liver and stomach
diseases. We are living too fast, but
strength, vigor and good health can be re-
tanned if we keep off and cure the above dis
eases with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
He Wants a Pension.
The following letter was addressed to the
G Gee preeentfy y Mister WarDeer Sur
/ wuz thinkin' bout j'inin' de army, en- 1
write dis ter let you know bout it., What
does you low fer right or lef' arm shot off!
one leg? En-, 'spose lost my head by rum
MIN gin bumshell; what would | git fer
dat? l a po' man wild one wife dat amt
able ter make Twin fer me; en- L wants
sub, gimme chance ter git shoot up. en-
IN vote fer you wen you runs ergln!
Chicago Chronicle.
Best for the Bowels,
No matter what ais you, headache to a
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your. health back.
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has c. G. c.
stamped on it. Beware of limitations.
One on the Clerk.
He thrust the sealed letter through the
window and put down two cents.
We'll, what do you want:' asked the
stamp clerk gruff1y.
AN automobile, please he replied,
sweetly.-Philadelph North American.
Business Opportunities on the line of the
Chicago Great Western Ry in Illinois. Iowa.
ings in growing towns for all kinds Of bust
ness and for manufacturing. Our list in
cludes locations for Blacksmiths, Doctors.
Dressmakers, Furniture Grain and Live
ware, Harness, Tailors. Cold Storage,
Creameries and Canning Factories. Write
fully in regard to your requirements SO that
We may y advise you in1tslgen5aly Add Pa
COL Endicott Big, St. Paul, MINI.
Appreciation.
She-The Browns called on us last week,
you know.
He-YeS.
should retaliate ?"-Indianapolis Press.
The Best Prescription for ChiIIs
and Fever is bottle of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. tits simply iron and quinine in
atasteless form. No cure no pay. Price soc.
The Philadelphia the mud on
this street a trife deep?" Chicagoan proud
ly)-.'Deep? It is the deepest mud on any
paved street in the world! '-Indianapolis
I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.Mrs Th0s.
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y,
Feb II, 1900.
Bixby-"Your father must be humor.
ist.,'' Mrs Bixby,'What do you mean?''
Take her and be happy Town Topics.
To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. Csc.
One of the peculiarities of the obstinate
man is his inclination to marvel at what he
regards his own yielding Misunderstanding
ton Post.
PUTNAM FADELEss DYES produce the fast
est and brightest colors of any known dye
stuff. Sold by all druggists.
If we were half as anxious as we try to
make people think we are we would accom-
plish twice as much as we do.-Ram's Horn.
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.
No man proposes to remain single. When
he proposes he expects to get married.
Philadelphia Record.
The Bluest Blue makes the whitest whit
that's Red Cross Ball Blue. Refuse limit A.
tons.
She says least who talks most.-Chicago
Daily News.
You cannot be cheerful if you have dys-
<pepsia You won't have dyspepsia if you
chew whites Yucatan.''
disappearing and exaggerating are
simple lying.-Atchison Globe.
Red Cross Ball Blue makes clothes whittier
than snow. Large 2. OF. package only cents.
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