Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-08-30

difference between a charge of cavalry
and a drove of nevis. When he had
related low he led his division at Get
tysburg, dashed forward Mt Spottsyl-
vania and received three wounds at
Petersburg, rose up-I rose up to my
full height, suh--and, looking him
straight between the eyes, said:
General Blum, yo' will excuse me,
sub, but where can l find yo'r wah rec
ordy
. Nowhere, he replied. 'Thcy were
SO Jealous of me that it has never been
written up
"We had a few other words, sub, and
felt that it was due to my dignity to
challenge him. He received the chal-
lenge coolly and sent his friend to ar
range matters. Claiming to be a SOL
dier and Il gentleman, he selected pick
axes as weapons. Think of it, suh--
think of gentleman taking such q
course! refused, of cosc. Then he
turned to plantation hoes, to cotton
hooks, to ball clubs and to long ham
died shovcls. 1t was my duty under
the circumstances to preserve my dig
nifty, and it has gone down in history
that preserved it. l insisted that we
fight with sword or pistol, and re-
fused to dignity him by debating his
proposals. Then General Blum HIM
self called to see me- He found me
frigid and determined. Colonel Bun.
kerr says he, 'yo' have doubted my We.
racity, and desire to shed yor blood.
desire to shed 1t by the quart and the
gallon. If yo' are not coward, yo'
will meet me at sunrise across the riv-
cr-ncross the river, sub! AS the chal-
lengcd party have the choice of wcap-
ons. l will name scythcs, suh-scythes
at two PAGES! The scythc is an em-
blem of time, Colonel Bunker, and 1t
was with scythe moved down
scores of the enemy at AppomnttoX.'
II stood on my dignity, suh- stood
on my dignity and rejected the weap-
ons. No gentleman had ever fought
duel with Il scythc in his hands. 1t
would degrade the code-dcgrade the
code, sub, and make me public
laughing stock. stormcd at that
man, sub. begged and entreatcd and
even sought to bribe him to meet me
with pistols or swords. But he was
firm. He was settled on scythcs and
would not bulge. bowed him
out and appealed to the public. And
on my honah, sub, on the honah of the
man who led the desperate charge at
Cedar Mountain, the public agreed with
General Blum! Yes. sub, the public
contended that it was my duty as q
gentleman to engage in duel with
scythes l brought forward the code
for 300 years past, but it made no diff
ference.
"a duel with scythes, suh-a meet
ing on the field of honah with farm
Ing Implements! No gcntleman's dig
nifty would permit of it. argued and
protested and disputed, but General
Blum and the public were firm. In
standing to my guns lost prestige.
at the end Of three days scarcely a
man in town would nod to me, and
the new papers We're asking If Colo
mel Bunker was afraid. 1t was then,
sub, and only then, that resolved to
fight the general with his own weap-
ons. 1 must do it to save my prestige.
The public was with me at once. l
had my pick of 90 different scythes,
and l was determined from the first
that l would begin at the generals s
heels and gradually cut him down to
his neck. No mercy should be shown
In such case. Public excitement ran
as high as II state election was be-
ing held, and when the morning of the
duel came there were hundreds on the
ground to see. set fo'th with my