The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-11-09
Editorial and Otherwise.

establish night schools.
Close quarters are to be found in a
stingy mans dollars.
Complaints Of married people at the
seashore are murmurs Of the tied.
The more a man has the more honest
he is-from legal point of view.
Even the most astute arm Of the law
cannot arrest the flight of time.
Rough diamonds are valuable, but the
base eball player has no use for them.
Water on the brain can sometimes be
avoided by using an umbrella.
Even the best regulated family has its
disagreements now and then.
A man likes to be told that he is hand
some, even II he knows he is not.
Three of kind would have scooped
the ark, as it held nothing but pairs.
All Job Printing executed at the
DEMocRAT-STAR is cash on delivery.
The pugilist with swelled head sell
dom gets it at the hands of another.
If love-making is circus, a pretty
girls cheeks must be a good side-show.
1t is useless to worry, but 1t is useless
to tell man that it is useless to. worry.
Truth plays the same part in horse
trade that ham does in a railroad sand
wich.
What the farmers Of this country de-
mand is an automobile that will consume
hay.
When anything assumes the form Of a
duty some men feel incapable Of dis
charging it.
There isn't much use talking religion
to man when he has got boil on his
neck.
II spider webs counts for anything we
are to have hard winter before it's over
with.
A dog may not be star performer, but
when he travels with blind man he is
always given q leading part.
To call on friend and find bent pin
on your chair, is sign that there is a
small boy in the family.
At q church wedding the girl always
reminds you Of the returned prodigal
and the man of the fatted calf.
Our enemies are more valuable to us
than our friends, because we never for
get them and they never forget us.
A Western clergyman denounces Sun
day funerals. Most people are in favor
of postponing them indefinitely.
Nothing worries q girl more than to
discover that the man after her own
heart isn't after it at all.
The Mississippi State Treasurer's re-
port for the fiscal year ending Septem-
ber 3Oth shows cash balance of $724,-
75l95.
One way to prevent your hair from
turning gray is to cutit off, wrap it up
carefully in tissue paper and place it in
the bottom of your trunk.
After observing the antics of some
folks the theory that man descended
from the monkey doesn't seem so ridicu-
lous.
A man living on Easy street should be
satisfied, without going around the corn
er to borrow trouble on Restless avenue.
A man may take pills all right,
and think he is doctor good enongh
but when he uses liniments he calls for
outside help.
Every fat woman thinks the Turks
are not SO bad after all, because she has
heard that they think thin women are
ugly.
Judging by the odd matrimonial COM
binations one sees, one should say that
some men and women get married on
the grab-bag principle.
Some men have no powers of observa-
ton. They 60 through life as If they
were stone blind. Which accounts, we
presume, for their stumbling SO often
on the way.
A woman's idea of mean woman is
one who wouldn't knock bug off an
other woman's neck II she had anything
against her.
Some day great philosopher will get
born who will explain why woman al
ways addresses her envelope before she
writes her letter.
tits q funny thing, but there is some-
thing about being too fat that makes
man more apt to tell the truth and to
treat his wife we'll.
Electricity as motor for regular rail-
way trains has been found Is per cent
cheaper than steam In the experiments
recently made at Berlin on the Wansee-
Balm.
1t seems that the young king Of Italy,
economically inclined though he be in
ell other respects, intends to indulge in
good music and plenty Of it. Both he
and his queen are passionately fond OF
music.
Only the present elder generation Of
the Vanderbilt family has written the
name as one word. The first comers
wrote 1t Van der Bilt; the commodore,
Van Derbilt, and his brothers, Van der
bilt.
A jury at Washington, Co., has decid-
ed that IS is reasonable charge for
shaving dead man. A local barber
presented bill for the amount stated.
It was contested, and the jury verdict
was the result.
The Syracuse Herald says: "This ID
the time Of the year whom the party
organ invariably describes the mass
meeting held BY the Opposite party =