The daily sentinel., 1900-05-05

Brand new zest.
-Gazoot.
These spring winds will take the coil
out Of your whiskers all right.
A report states that the living skele-
ton in Chicago museum is afflicted
with muscular rheumatism.
The severe editor OF Kansas paper
boasts that ''seven typewriters are used
in the Office" but cunningly fails to
state the sex.
great danger of losing his life. DR..
Drummond has been called to see him.
Kansas Exchange. Better get good
doctor.
A Denver man was arrested for steal
ing his mothers false teeth, and the
scab- b-headed Judge acquitted him on the
plea that the teeth were false.
A Michigan farmer was attacked and
painful injured by 100 crows the other
day, and the dispatches state he was
craven" around in peck OF trouble for
half an hour and had to literally claw
himself out
Most 30 called "men" boastfully st,ut
around, pea cock like. with their
thumbs under their vests laborirg
under the delusion that they are inde-
pendent, and yet not one in ten could
shave themselves.
A new sensational novel called IAN
Original Sinner" has app Jared, and may
be had at the Post Office store. 1t ie
claimed that all who read the book
recognize in it at once avivid portrayal OF
their own past life.
Fifty Thousand dollars worth of auto
mobiles have just been shipped to the
Hawaiian Islands by Chicago concern. j..
No particulars are given but no doubt
if the natives get hold of the outfit they
will raise cain with them.
The whisky soaked half-breed editor
who runs the Arizona Fangs, down in
White Horse Hollow, makes the asser-
ton that thirty five people are on our
pay roll," but neglects to state how many
of them ever get their pay.
Mayor Henry V. johnson, Of Denver,
has returned from an extended trip
with the verdict that Denver is the
"prettiest city in the country" This
shows clearly that Mayor johnson did
not include Colorado Springs in his
itenerary.-Colorado Springs Telegraph.
He has not been here.
II all the claims made by the new fly
and mosquito killer are true this city
will be free from these pests, not only
this year but for all time to come. MIR.
Dickie has boldly taken lead in the
matter and placed one of the mysterious
stove like appearing machines on his
new building on Main street. 1t is
claimed by the makers that it intere-
feres in no way with the Operations OF
the chimney, but must be on the sky
end in order to accomplish its purpose.
1t will take at least twenty five Of these
machines, placed in different sections Of
the city, to entirly free US Of these here
tefore troublesome pests-who will be
the next?
At the next meeting Of the board OF
directors of The Grand Junction Quick
Propulsion Co., held last night at the
Brown Palace, there was "ful]" attend
ance, the opposing factions Of the board
bitterly contesting their respective
positions until not a whole piece OF
furniture or a whisky bottle was left on
the premises. document was pre-
sented by the Kopjville city physicians
page ordering the company to enlarge
curve in tho track at Second and Main
streets. commonly known as dead mans
curve" and ordering the speed reduced
to at least eight miles per hour, count
ing stops. The driver was instructed
to carry out the above ideas at his own
expense. The secretary was also in
strueted to issue bonds Ia special motion
being carried for the purpose), the pro-
ceeds from the sale Of which are to be
diverted to the purchase of axle grease,
two new hand straps, box OF Sapolio
(for tho horse) and one-half dozen hot
boxes, to be used only in case of
emergency. Bids for the above to
be called for at once. Owing to the