Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-01-31

next door to you. Shyne-You don't
hear 1t half as often as | do.--Chicago
Tribune.
Casey-See here! that dollar ye lent
me Yesterday was Il counterfeit Cas-
sidy-Wen, Casey, didn't We say ye
wanted It bad Judge
Fred-How do you like the table at
your new boarding house? Is there
anything TO object to? Arthur-Pre-
clous little.- Brooklyn Life.
Tommy-Papa, what Is designing
villain? Mr.. Figg-Oh, the description
Nould apply to one of these poster art
IS about as well as anything.
The EnthusiastB Beautiful! Exqusitel
Her voice has matchless timbre. The
Realist-Timbre? 1t sounds to me like
whole sawmiu. iu.-Philadelpha Record.
Henderson tells me he means to
name his new boy George" "Old or
new styleT What do you meanf'
Washington or Dewey Indianapolis
Journal
Wake up!' shouted the mans wife,
and stop snoring" I'm not snoring"
he shouted. You are she insisted. Il
hear you We'll, don't believe all you
hear he grunted. Philadelphia North
American,
New Clerk notice some of these
| barrels OF apples are marked X, and
some u. Are they different kinds?
Dealer-No, same kind. but differently
packed Some customers want bar
rel opened at the bottom and some at
the top.-New York Weekly.
''As | understand It," said Cumso,
"oleomargarine IL made of beef fat"
you are undoubtedly right replied
! Cawker. Il should think that the man.
ufacturers would make it of goat fat"
| "WhyT Because the goat is. nat
ural butter. Detroit Free Press
"You ought to be ashamed of such Z
Job of whitewashingw said the irate
patron You ought to get into sack
cloth and ashesr' Deed. boss" was
the penitent answer, I'D be puffickly
wlllin' to ef l could afford de coal to
make de ashes wild. Washington Star.
How much better Benton dresses
nowadays than he used to-" said Daw-
kins. He must be making money"
i think you're mistaken" said Haw-
ley. Il heard, on very good authority,
that he was losing money. He proba-
bly, can't afford to dress y."-Har-
( pers Bazaar.
Three different walters at Southern
hotel asked little prim, precise Har-
ward professor at dinner, In quick sue
cession, II he would have soup. A lit
tie annoyed, he said to the last waiter
who asked, rs it compulsory?" mo,
sab" answered our friend and brother
no, sab. think it am mock turtle"
Progressive Age.
Il understand" said Mrs. Kostique,
that you have been seen promenading
with my husband; is that true?" The
governess drew herself up defiantly.
Yes, 1t is" she replied. well Miss
Primer" the other continued. calmly,
"lf you wish TO remain here you'll have
TO keep better company"
Standard and Times.
Teacher-Johnny may stand up to re-
|
| $50 from your father and agree TO pay
50 a week. how long will 1t be before
he gets his money? Johnny--Just one
week. Teacher-Oh, think again; that's
not right. Johnny-Yes, It IS. know
my father. He'd have you up in the
courts by that time.-New York World
Hinson-It makes me tired TO hear
Ia, tI,a Il.
some Of the stores. For instance, one
of the shopmen at Ketchum's said that
he sold three customers this morning,
instead OF saying that he sold them
goods. Murdock-That's right 1t may
sound little ungramma ticai.s but the
man knew what he was talking about.
Il understand you are an athlete"
remarked the landlady to the new
boarder. "Yes, ma am" proudly an
swered the n. b.; II am the champion
high-jumper from Jumpersyille." That
being the CASE said the landlady, II
will have to ask you to pay your board
in advance, I've had all the expert
ence with Jumpers care for. Chicago
News.
'Now. Morton" said one of the party
who had gone deep into the Maine
woods In search of adventure, I'VE
know you've been famous hunter,
and we want to hear about some Of the
narrow escapes you've had from bears,
and so on" Young man. said the
old guide, with dignity, ''if there's been
any narrer escapes, the bears and other
fierce critters had 'em. not me!'-Bos-
ton Christian Register.
who Is the head of your houseT
The benedict gave few minutes to the
consideration of the question before an
swerlng. mo one he said finally.
MY wife and l started our married
life on perfect equality. AS you might
say. we urot in double harness and"
"WenT well, l guess, perhaps, th6
baby drives the team."-Chicago Even
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