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Arizona republican., 1900-09-09
COOLING WATER WITHOUT ICE.

When a native In one of the broiI- ing hot little villages of interior Mica ragua wants to cool some water. she fills a half-gallon earthenware jar about two-;hirds full. Paren.hetically. l say she, b1caus this is a task that re- quires more energy than any male Nicaraguan was ever known to pos Sess. The jar is made of baked clay. and not being glazed Is partially po- rous, and soon becomes moist on the outside. Two leather straps are firm ly attached to the neck. and, seizing these in her hands, she begins to TO- tate the jar swiftly in the air. The mouth is wide open. but centrifugal at traction prevt nts the liquid from fly ing out. The average native woman is fraii and nstless In appearance, but the endurance which they exhibit at this sort of calistherics is remarkable It is about the same swinging Indian clubs, and I am afraid t. say how long I have seen them keep 1t up. lest you might set me down as a prize liar. Generally the lord and master lies in one corner of the 'jackal or hut smok- ing a cigarette and watching the oper- ation languialy. When tLa woman thinks the water is sufficiently cool she stops with a deXterous twist of the wrist, growls out. m m-ocha calOra,' which is native patois for blamed hot and she begins again, pati ntly de- scrbing pin wheels. l have never made a test with d thermometer but I as sure you they can reduce tepid wa-er to the temperature Jf a very cool mountain spring. In Mexico, the na- tives conhne themselves as a rule to dampening the jar on the outside and placing it in a current of air. Near the El.Ie mountain village of Santa Rosa, on the M Xican Central there is a cave through which a strong breeze passes at all hours off the day. 1 have seen the mouth almost cnoked with water jars left there to cool off.-Nlw Orleans TimeS-DemO-,rat.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-09

w. J. Bryan has pledged himself, if elected, to convene congress in special
 session as soon as in
 IF augurated, t. carry out
 BRYAN the scheme of abandon
 WERE ing the Philippines. It ELECTED. would be a sorry day
 and a most disturbing -inaGence to have an extraordinary session of congress next March pro- claim a world policy of disgrace and humiliation. But that session would go further. The other mea sures of free trade, and the whole category of fol- lies advocated by Bryan, AItg Id, Towne and the co:erie If mocrats and populistic leaders would be brought up and if possible pushed through. Think of the effect upon business. The shad- ow of this coming session of congress would overcast American prosperity on the very day it was shown Bryan had electoral votes enough to make him president
 If Bryan were to have it in his power tO SOLNGHE lliG III ly -StN tIlJl CpHSitSS on March B. the lower house, at least, would almost certainly be Bryanite. and We should be launched into legis- lation not merely for the abandonment of the Philippines. but also to carry out every pledge made in the democratic platform. They would be invited to frame laws for the free coinage of sil- yer, for the retirement of the national bank circulation and the issue of more greenbacks, for the abolition of "gov- ernment by injunction" and for the reconstruction of the supreme court. 90 that a majority of obsequious judges may be secured ,o declare cons.itu- tional an income tax measure like the one of 1894. Every branch of industry would be depressed and paralyzed by such a prospect.
 Meanwhile MT, Bryan would have
Arizona republican., 1900-09-09

! foreign affairs in his own hands. ! Cleveland withdrew the treaty for the annexation of Hawaii sent to the sen
 ate by President Harrison, and ordered the American flag hauled down in Hon olulu. Mir. Bryan would surpass Cleve- land. He would haul down the flag wherever his predecessor had rais | it, if possible. If any provisional set
 tlemcnt of the Chinese question had
 been made by the present administra-
 ton he would refuse to ratify it. The
 administration of President Mckinley
 foreign nations to respect and admire American diplomacy. MT. Bryan would feel bound to pursue a different course. and the high estimation which foreign governments have now of the Ameri- can government would disappear.
 MT. Bryan, if president, intends to serve notice on the na;i5ns of Asia and Europe that the United States is going to establish a Philippine republic and to give it that protection from "out- side interference such as has been glv- en for century to the republics of Central and South America" That Is. the Monroe doctrine Is to be extended to ',he gates If Asia and Japan and the European powers are to be told they must respect this extension of that doctrine or take the consequences. Some of them would take the conse- quences. If we go out of the Philip pines the German emperor will go in. His ships and men would be there in force. Japan would respond instant ly to signal from him." Mir Bryan would either have to go to war with Germany and Japan or let the unstable fabric of his Philippine republic go down with a crash. He would prefer humiliation to war.
 Bryan said in 1896 again and again: If there is anyone who believes that the gold standard is good thing, or that it must be maintained, l want him not to cast his vote for me. because promise him it will not be maintained in the country longer than I am able to get rid of it." Then, as Secretary Gage says, the government would be on silver basis, the god would be rap idly drained from the u, asury, and the financial business and all other busi- ness and industries in the country be thrown into panic. The man who has labor to sell, as well as the man who has capital to invest cannot afford to put into the White House a president who would bring ruin and disaster upon industry by destroying all confidence and credit.
 In Arizona a vote for the democratic nominee for delegate 10 congress, or for any democratic nominee, will be an endorsement of Bryanism. We do not believe that the men of this territory arc in sympathy with the flag haulcrs.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-09

The republicans of Maricopa county have reason to be well satisfied with the result of thelr couyeh;:3l held yes terday in this city. The ticket nomi- mated contains some of the strongest names that could have becn selected. Indeed it Is doubtful if stronger ticket, considered in all it's bearings, has ever been presented in Maricopa county. The convention was har- monious to a degrec and the determina~ tion was ever kept in view to make the ticket thoroughly acceptable. The men nominated are hustlers and We have no doubt that they will make a lively campaign. If the coming republican territorial convention is animated by the spirit that prevailed here yesterday the party will be in the bes, possible shape to make a winning fight and thus convince the administration and the congress of Arizonas s eligibility to sta tehood.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-09

had come to a pcin. where there was danger of blood being shed. Yet when the umpire made a rank decision, which was pretty often, not man said a word; even the root-rs seemed awed in to silence.
 A last the umpire made a par-icu- larly rank decision against the club that l had picked out for a winner and l couldn't resist yelling rotten.
 Taint no use yellin' at that feller.' said a party who was sitting near me, he's Ceaf and dumb
 Tt was so. The rivalry that had ex- isted between the clubs had been so fierce that no one else could be found to umpire the game and stand the abuse. It might be a good idea to adopt the plan generally, at least until the fans learn to talk with their fin gers. .''-F-X
Arizona republican., 1900-09-09

w. J. Bryan has pledged himself, if elected, to convene congress in special
Arizona republican., 1900-09-09
AN IMPERvIOUs UMPIRE.

T was out in the country the other day said the talkative man, and hay ing nothing else to do I attended ball game. It was 8 red hot game, if not scientific. and excitement ran high. The cnly thing that I was interested in. however. was the umpire, who never utter,d a word during the whole game. A strike was indicated by raising tho right hand and one finger held up. When he wished to call a ball he held up his left hand. Th5:e were o.her sigma E. as well, and it was not neces- sary for him to open his mouth
 What interested me more was the way that the players and spectators took his decisions. The game was a final cne, and the bitter feeling that had existed during the whole season
Arizona republican., 1900-09-09
TEMPORA MCTANTUR.

N it was not to her sitting in ham mock with young man, merely, that her mamma objected.
 But did she know where his arm was?
 Mildred laughed the insouciant laugh of bCuyant youth.
 Why, ] naturally supposed it was aro1ndiSom, where" she said.
 Her mamma sighed and thought with regret of the good old days when giris did not come back at their parents with elderly b4n mots.-Detroit Jour nal.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-09
.REPUBLI ICAN COUNTY TICKET

For Councilman, JERRY MILLAY. For Asse blymen, B. A. FOWLER. SAM BROWN. A. P. SHEWM AN. THOMAS ARMSTRONG;, JR. For Sheriff, F. W. SHERIDAN. For Treasurer, M. w. MESSENGER. For Recorder, GEORGE A. MAUK. Fer District Attorney, A. J. EDWAR DS. For Assessor, 0. W. BARNETT. For Probate Judge, N. A. MORFORD. For Supt. Public Instruction, J. o. WASSON. For Surveyor, W. A. HANCOCK. For Supervisors, F. B. PARKEo. J. T. PRIEST.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-09

PHGNIx, SEPTEMBER g, 1900
Arizona republican., 1900-09-09
UP TO SNUFF.

She-I like him because hes SD K travagant.
 Her Aunt-That isn't the best posi- ble quality in a husband.
 She-Of course not. I'm not going 10 marry him.-PuCk.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-09
TIE FAULT FINDER

I wish to speak about legislatures and find fault with them. As l have re- marked in these columns before. the legislatures of Arizona will compare favorably with the legislatures of the average state, but nearly all legisla- lures have been a josh and byword. There is a story of a young man who emigrated to a western state and after some years wrote to his parents saying that he had been sent to the legislature. When the mother had recovered from paroxysm of weeping she asked how long he would have to serve. It has been frequently and jocularly observed with good reason, that it was doubtful whether an election to the Arizona legislature was preferable to a ssn- tence to the Arizona penitentiary.
 
 As a matter of fact the president of the council of the next to the last territorial legislature, and one of the ablest and most conspicuous men in that body. has since done time at YUn1a. and l have no douot per formed more valuable service for the territory there than he ever per formed as a maker of laws. The repute into which the Arizona legislature has fallen is illustrated in a joke sprung at the democratic county convention last Thursday. 4 gentleman was put in nomination and his nOminator said: "I do not know that he understands the business of mak ng laws; Ee is a gentle man of good common sense and will not make a bad break and will not make his constituents ashamed of him by reason of his foolishness. Then, again, he is not a cheap nan. Whoever buys him will have to pay q price that will make his hair curl and he will be set to thinking whether it pays to briba legislators. Heretofore our legislators have been entirely too cheap. consider ing the services the purchasers re- quired."
 It is an open and notorious fact which no one will seriously dispute that for several years Arizona legisla tures have been disGraceful There have been a few good and sensible members but the majority has been made up either of fools or purchasable stock. Earnest charges of bribery have been received jokingly as things to be eX- pected and accusers have been laughed at as innucGntly matter-Of-fa There have been honest men who could not be bribed, but by their supreme ig- norance and comprehensive knowledge of nothing they brought their constitu- ents into disrepute whenever they moved in their seats. I would rather, for my self-respect, be represented in a legislature by a knave, if he were a moderately high-priced one, than by fool.
 
 This brings me to the tickets nOmin- atcd by the two political rartieg of the county whose conventions were held last week. The democrats noninatel l ticket, every man whose name is upon which I believe to be honest. but at least three of them have no greater qualification for the office of legisla- tor than they have for professors of Hebrew in a theological seminary. Neither of the other two is lawyer or in any way familiar with the fine art of law making and only one of them is a man familiar with business affairs If ever Arizona had need of legislators
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26
i &c Of Charge.

Any adult suffering from q cold set
tied on the breast, bronchitis, throat Or
lung troubles of any nature, who will
call at any drug store, will be present
ed with q sample bottle of Boschee's
German Syrup. free of charge. Only
one bottle given TO one person, anC
none to children without order from
parents.
No throat or lung remedy ever hao
such sale as Boschee's German Syrup
in all parts of the civilized world
Twenty years ago millions of bottles
were given away, and your druggists
will tell you its success was marvellous.
1t is really the only Throat and Lung
remedy generally endorsed by pbysi
clans. One IS cent bottle will cure or
prove Its value. Sold by dealers in al
civilized countries.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26

ONE of the most amusing phases OF
present day politics was brou ght into
prominence the other day at the Texas
pepulst state convention at Waco.
The Texas populists oppose fusion and
do not take at all kindly to Bryan.
Neither do they get worried over ex-
pansion or imperialism. To cap the
climax of their discomfort with the
forces of Organism, they passed the
following resolutions unanimously:
Whereas, past experience has proved
that the populist platforms are tempt
ing to democratic politicians; be 1t
therefore
Resolved, that the chairman of the
executive committee be hereby in
structed to have the populist platform
before the democratic con.
vention of August 8.
The democrats can easily get around
the dodge of the populists by"reaffirm
ing the principles" of the populiss
deliverancc II they so desire. but the
incident in its completeness is about as
ridiculous as could we'll be imagined.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26

THE hoped for unity in the Bryanite
camp has not materialized. The popu-
lists are not coming to time as 1t was
thought they would, and there are a
good many of the conservative demo-
Gratis, the gold men and expansionists,
that have not the slightest intention
of furthering party unity until they
get a party that represents some of the
principles of democracy. Bryanisn is
not democracy, in the view Of the
true leaders of the old party.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26

DEWEY is as frank spoken 90 ever.
He may not always be q wary speaker
but he usually comes out with what
Dewey thinks. He has lately dselised
any proffers or suggestions that he
should head q third party ticket with
she remark that he did not propose ito
make another mess Of politics. With
more such blunt common sense from
the nations hero he will be, lifted up
to his pedestal again aud receive the
unqualified worship OF q grateful and
admiring people. II sounds quite like
the Dewey of Manila.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26

EVERYONE that has ever been In
China, missionary, business agent,
pleasure traveller, writer, or engi-
neer, is explaining the present troub-
les there, and according to these
authorities, the original source ranges
from purely religious conflict between
Christ isnity and Copfucianism through
the wtole gamut of disagreement,
strife Of labor against the railroads
and the other improvements that
railroads bring, the racial prejudice
between yellow men and white, and
the revolt of the age of China against
the youth of other nations. But Fit is
fact significant to economics that
the recent great drouths have been
followed by failure of crops and wide
spread agricultural distress and there
have been yellow demagogs quick to
urge the discomfort of men to lay the
blame OF their hsrdships against some
government or class. The flame Of
ignorance and prejudice and discon-
tent has been famed by such leaders
into devastating fire. But neither
can the demaRogs be held entirely
responsible for the condition of fairf.
1t is probable that China was ripe in
every way for it. For many years far
seeing men have prophesied just such
unfortunate conditions as today 10
witnessing.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26

to demand that our troops be withdraw
from the far east, or to shrek that
McKinley's militarism, rs they choose
to call it, is bringing the country to
ruin. Republicans are too busy doing
things to make many speeches. 1t
would not be surprising If the demo-
pops would have to scratch around and
get up some entirely new denuncia-
lions, before the summer Is over, as
long as their Kansas City ones are now
80 malspropos.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26
A NEW SIDEWALK PLAN.

Good sidewalks are about the most
necessary thing at present in order to
advance the standard of the city. It
Is too much to expect that We will soon
have general system of cement side
walks. however profitable they might
be. Under the law 1t will be difficult
TO get all the property owners to bear
their share of the expense, and some
of the. oitizsas do not seem to be Just
ready to accept the bond proposition
that tho HERALD has for some time
advocated.
The cost of putting in general sys-
tenn of cement sidewalks all over the
city would be large, but there is way
by which there can be general
Improvement. without any great cost.
This is by means of the gravel and
sand, natural cement, rolled sidewalks,
with tho plank curl ings.
These sidewalks, wherever they now
exist in the city, are the next best
thing to cement. They are easy to
walk on, they are smooth and even.
durable, slightly, and dry quickly after
rain. The general adoption of these
sidewalks and the tearing up of every
plank Sidewalk In the city would work
the greatest Improvement imagina-
BILE.
Sidewalks of this sort should be put
down on both sides of every street in
the city, at the public expense. It is
as much a public necessity as street
lighting, certainly, and there is no
question OF the power of the city to do
this. It is time something was done,
and this plau is presented as the most
feasible means of getting decent side
walks at once, without undue expense
to the taxpayers.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26
The Best Remedy For Stomach and
Bowel Troubles.

81 have been in the drug business
for twenty years and have sold most all
OF the proprietary medicines of any
note. Among the entire list l have
never found anything to equal Cham
berlain's Collie. Cholera and Disrrhoea
Remedy for all stomach and bowel
troubles, says o. w. Wakefield, OF
Coluiu bus. Ga. This remedy cured
two severe cases Of cholera mOrbus in
my family and l have recommended
and sold nun reds Of bottles of it to
my customers to their entire satisfac-
ton. It affords quick and sure cure
in q pleasant FORM" For sale by all
druggists.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26

ponent over much. So the HERALD
last week printed with pleasure a
glowing and forceful account OF
William Jennings Bryan written for
one of the magazines by that
clever Kansan, Will Allen White.
Also the HERALD enjoys witty jibe
at Mckinley, Roosevelt, Hanna, or any
of the republican leaders as much as
any body and tries to print them all.
There is no use in not getting sll of the
joke possible out of the campaign as
we'll as all of its earnestness. 1t must
be much the same spirit that animated
the Pecos Pickings editor to write the
Mark Hanna which follows:
Mark hanna Is our arch enemy,
buJ be is the smoothest political duck
in either party. We can abuse him as
much as possible, yet he continues to
get there just the same. II he is cor
rupt, as alleged, the people up his way
do not seem to care, as he continues TO
receive political favOrs at their hands.
We admire man OF aggression and
pluck, and are compelled to cay that
Mark possesses those qualities in high
degree. and he Is manly fighter; he
has almost sipgle-handed fought
his republican enemies in his own par
ty to finish and has been victorious
every time. We don's believe he is
half as bad as be Is represented to be.
We say again (doRgone htm) he is q
fighter and master one too, and a
bully good fellow. We wish there
were more like him in the democratic
fold, and If we do not defeat Mark and
his party in the next election we hope
that he will be rewarded by new honors
and an increased reputation, and that
he may continue in wealth, health, and
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26

After many intricate experiments,
scientists have discovered methods for
obtaining all the natural diRestants.
portion found in the human body and
united with substances that build up
Ithe digestive organs, making a com
pound called Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t
digests what you eat, plenty of'nourish-
ing food while the stomach troubles
are being radically cured by the medi-
cinal agents it contains. It ia pleasant
to take and will give quick relief Fred
Shaeffer druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26

WEIGHING all the evidence In the
Chinese matter it looke as IT the mass
one thing on which to base belief In
the deliverance of the legations except
the alleged message frem MinisterCon-
ger dated the 18th, and in view OF the
mass of testimony on
the other side it takes a very hopeful
temperament to extract much consola-
ton out of that dispatch. We can
hope against hope, but that is all.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26

During last May an infant child OF
our neiRhbor was suffering from cho-
lera infantum. The doctors had given
up all hopes of recovery. 1 took q bot
tie Of Chamberlain's Collie Cholera and
Disrrhoea Remedy TO the house. tell
ing them I felt sure it would do good If
used according TO directions. In two
days time the child had fully recover
ed. The child is now vigorous and
healthy. 1 have recommended this
remedy frequently and have never
known in 10 fail.-Mrs. Curtis Baker,
Bookwsl,er, Ohio. Sold by all drug
gists
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26

MCKINLEY has this one immensely
practical advantage over Bryan.
Everyone knows what Mckinley will
do, no one knows what Bryan may do.
There Is no question as to what Mo
Kinley will do in war or peace, nor is
there any question as to the value of q
Mckinley dollar. With Bryan at the
helm no one knows what will happen
to us or our dollars, at home or abroad
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26
ADVERTISING RATES.

Ratesof advertising in the Daily or Weekly
HERAL will be made known upon applica-
tips at the business ONCE sThose who pre-
fer AN have q representative of the business
department cali upon them. who will quote
prices and make contracts for space. Gall
tele phone No. lib.
Classified advertisements or locals. ten
(10) cents per line for first insertion and i've
(5) cents for each additional insertion.
special rates upon I've hundred 600 or one
thousand Qe00) lines Of local. to be used in
one month. will be furnished upon applica-
tion.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-26

A gentleman recently cured of dys-
pepsia gave the following appropriate
rendering of Burns famous blessing
"Some have meat and can not eat, and
some have none that want 1t: but We
have meat and we can eat.-Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure be thanked" This pre-
paration will digest what you eat. It
instantly relieves and radically cures
Indigestion and all stomach disorders.
Fred Shaefer drugRist.