Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-09

He rsils How Paw Learned TO Doctor
the 8aby.

no foita ROW raw Learned to Doctor
the saby.
IT Like TO no." says Paw, How the
hed or Family Kin ern Liven In the
Day time II BE Don't sit no Rest at
mite. Here am paying fifteen Dollars
q Weak Ter nurse what Don't seam
20 no Emmy more about q Baby than
me and Not Far as much Becos I had
two Before this one. It's Blame SWIM
dull, all this trained Nurse bizness they
go into In the sitty. Look at our Muth-
ers Out IN the country. Thay Didn't
HIATT to have nc Friils like these when
the Family was Gittin so Big thay Had
to Bid nsddishen onto the house
Every year er so. But you Got 20 have
q trained nurse now err thay won't Let
you IN Society emmy more Than OF you
Done your own Housework and Didn't
60 round tellin' Folks IL was Becoz you
advertised ate times fer q Hired Curl
and never got a nanser."
The nurse Told paw he wasen't Fit
to be fawther, and he was agoln' to
Talk Back. only Little albert throwed
Tooth Brush at the pupp and nocked
Hole thru one OF the Windows. SO
thay dropt the Subject.
After Breakfast ant Fanny come I'm.
and when she Herd about the Baby be-
I'm sick she says:
You must stop given II that kind Of
food rite away. When my little Flor
ence was horned she had the same kind
OF Trubble. so fed her condensed milk
and she cum thru all rite"
Purity soon Mrs. Rawson and Mrs
Pond came in
My good nuss," Mrs. Rawson sed
when paw told Her about the Con-
dcnsed milk; Don't give her That. 1t
would XIII the poor Little Thing. I al
walls Bring my Babies up on Stun
ley's otes water. and Thay never Give
me a Bit of trubble''
II wouldent Dare to give no child OF
mine that kind OF stuff" Mrs. Pond
told paw. You mite as well fead 1t
Green Cucumbers and be Done with IL.
Thay amt nothink Like Matted milk
fer Baby with the Collick, and IL this
nurse Had emmy sentE she would OF
kpowed Il ut the start"
Thay was about Half a Dozen other
Ladies Come while paw was Think
en- about II to tell Him what OF TO BE
done. and neerly all OF them sed thay
Had the Best DoclStor on erth and paw
OF to change Before II was too Late or
we wouldent Have no luck with the
Child
After thay all Got thru paw went TO
the basket Wnere the Baby was Sleep
In as peaceful as "A Lam, and looked
at II Long time and then He went
out In the Hall. and got little alberta
drum and Begin TO pound II and jump
up and down and Sing git Your mum.
ny's wurth.
Purity soon After that the Dockter
come. and Him and the Nurse shocked
UP Behind and the Furst thing paw
new the Dockter was Holdin his arms
fast to His ides and tryin to push Him
into a closet where thay wanted 10
Lock him UP.
Here. confound it," paw HoIlered,
what are you tryin TO Dor"
BE Cam" the Dockter told Him.
I'VE are your friends. We are Coin TO
Iurteckt you. It's all rite
mo, IL aint," paw Hollered "Yod
may think IT is. But amt Payin You
three dollars n Visit 10 Come Here and
Try to play Horse with me-"
ny that ime The Doclkter seen paw
wasent Crazy so he let go and asst what
he ment by maxim Such Racket
II was tryin to keep the Baby awake
In the Day time so IL would Give a pur-
son a Chanel to sleap a Little at Mite"
paw told him.
Then I Take II all Back" the Dock
ter sed. IT thot the Wimmen what are
alvais Cummen in and Tellen what to
Do with the Babies was the Worst Z 'ols
on sarth. But they amt" GEORGIE.
in Chicago Times Herald.