Gardnerville record. (Gardnerville, Nev.) 1898-1902, 1900-11-22

pretty Lydia Darrell almost tearfully.
II won't marry old Fiebel-Jones-no II
all the aunts In the world told me to-"
"Marry me and defy the old cat"
Yes; that's just what ! should like
10 do. but one must consider things"
"You mean money!
Yes: | mean money. You see, II
Aunt Judith had any rational ground
for objecting to our marriage, II she
said you drank or We're already mar
ried--of course know you are not
but am supposlng q CASE
Don't you think you might suppose
something a little less uncomplimen
taryY
mo; certainly not. What does 1t
matter In supposing? Well, then 1t
would be different, and | should feel
that however wrong she might be. she
really meant well. But when she can
only say that you are one of the most
arrogant opponents of all the noblest
and purest aspirations Of our sex
which means that she suspects you OF
know that II is not me that she is
thinking of but herself all the time.
And she wants me to marry Fiebel
Jones because he fiatters her to the top
of her bent and calls her pioneer and
all that sort of nonsense"
do you think that punching his
head would do any good"
mo; I'm quite sure II wouldn't, or
should have told you TO do it long ago
But. for all that. Aunt Judy can do
what she likes with all my money un
I'll come OF age, and II | marry with
out her consent before | am 81 all my
property goes into trust. with her as
trustee. and she can allow Inc as much
or as little as she likes lf Aunt Judith
were an ordinary aunt. one might ex-
pect that she would come round when
she found out what dear you really
are. But | know she would be only
too delighted to get the money for her
movements and societies, and should
never get penny. SO We must wait
till am 81"
'If could only get round her In
some way. IL this was In a novel,
there would be dozens of ways.
should drop ON her In n railway acci-
my brandy flask"
"You forget that she Is teetotaler."
IF you had met as many teetotalers
as | have. you wouldn't bet. ! know
one who simply VOLTS down u trife
that Is stlfr with brandy and vermuth.
though he wouldn't touch either hon.
estly out of n glass, or | might be In
the way when her horses bolted."
"Oh. she doesn't keep anyw
"She would In a novel. And should
stop them mt the risk of my life, and
she would fall on my neck and call me
her preserver."
IL should like to see that!" cried
Lydia, with a delicious trill of laugh.
ter.
"Lyddy. you have no Imagination"
said Bob Falk. with dignity. Il am
sure the scene would be most dramat-
Ic. especially If Lady Judy happened
to be In boomers. And her remorse
would be so great that she would give
me her consent written on visiting
card, or perhaps my shirt cuff. to pre-
vent mistakes"
How can you talk such nonsense!
But you have given me an idea.
Couldn't you save her when she is out
bicyclingp
what from? And how am to find
her at the right momentY
"Well. really | should have thought
that man could have arranged all
that In n minute"
"Seems as II the surest plan would
be to arrange the accident One might
hribe tramp TO attack her and allow
himself to be driven off by one. and
then he would probably blackmail me
for the rest of my life. Or one might
get n generous friend to do the tramp
part In disguise, only ! can't at the
present moment think Of any man who
would be such a Jay. Besides. your
Aunt Judy Is just the kind Of energetic
female who would insist on seeing the
villain safe In jail after the rescue.
Then l should have to give myself up
to save him. The plan Is not 30 bril-
liant as 1t seemed at first."
"No; II isn't; very far from 1t. But
listen to me. On Monday Aunt Judy
starts on a bicycle ride to Scotland
alone She wishes to show that one
woman In bloomers can go through the
length Of England without coming to
grief. Now, my idea Is that you should
accompany her."
"Myesl DO you think she will catch
on to the elopementT
"Oh. she Is not to know. Will hnd
out the route she goes by. and you VIII
follow at a distance aud keep her In
sight Then II she gets into any difn-
culties-and feel sure she will-you
can rush to the rescue and earn her
eternal gratitude"
"Supposing she sees me early In the