The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-08-26
Along the Kansas Nile.

BIZ White 81 Emporia. who Is strongly
Prohibition. says that gossipinE Is worse
| than drinking whisky.
Locgl humane societies are being form
! ed I'm Kansas towns as auxiliaries TO Ihs
national organization.
1T looks" said the Kansas editor. who
/ had attended a county convention. Ike
some mems turn would never come
This unusual line appears in a recent
obituary IN a Kansas paper. He had
his friends and, Ike his Savior. also rs
enemies"
G. W. Benn. a young man formerly Of
Sterling. preached 81 Thrums a few Sun
days ago. IN the pulpit OF The Little
Minister"
a canary died in KinErnan recently at
the ripe old age Of twelve years. four
months. IL belonged 20 Fred LAckey,
and vas buried with pomp.
DuvaI and Campbell are both IN the
round house. but both OF their following
are building new fires under them ana
getting Up steam In great shape.
The knee Joint OF a former monster
has becn found on Prank Weluahank
farm IN kingman county. The knee
joint Of the prehistoric monster - foot
in diamesr.
Just now ire oars-headed fash on
among women has struck Kansas All
the fnillncts ara suffering. In a week
or two the Democrats wii be claiming
the whole nal .hneTy vote for Bryan.
An E,nporfa candidate complains that
when 80 shakes hands win people they
say that Re f. doing e because he = =
candidate. and when he doesn't shake
hands th@y say be has the biz head
The otAsr day 4 policeman AZ Cad-
weu noticed a man walking along Nita
four legs TIE policeman went up AMI
found that one pair u pants Ess
empty. are arrested ths nlan ard found
four pairs of trousers under his eat
Il g1esa." aalA a railroad mar yea
terday. whose company hsa fersitdan
him 20 smoke cigarettes. "shst tee us1t
thing the company VII sTdsr me- nffd
for not puitng ny hand bsfors Esy
mouth WHEN yaSn.'
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