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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
A NIGHT OF r

awful anxiety was felt for the widow
of the brave General Durham, of Ma
chias, Me-, when the doctors said she
could not live till morning" writes Mrs.
s. H. Lincoln, who attended her that
fearful night. "All thought she must
soon die from Pneumonia, but she beg
ged for DR.. Kings New Discovery, say
ing it had more than once saved her
life, and had cured her of Consumption.
After three small doses she slept easily
all night, and its further use completely
cured her." This marvellous medicine is
guaranteed to cure all Throat, Chest
and Lung Diseases. Only soc and $1.00,
Trial bottles free at Fischer & Co.'s
drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
COLD STEEL OR DEATH.

your life, and that is through an opera
tion," was the awful prospect set before
Mrs. I. B. Hunt, of Lime Ridge, Wis,
by her doctor after vainly trying to cure
her of a frightful case of stomach trou-
BILE and yellow jaundice. He didn't
count on the marvellous power of Elec-
trio Bitters to cure Stomach and Liver
troubles, but she heard of it, took seven
bottles, was wholly cured, avoided sur
geon's knife, now weighs more and feels
better than ever. It's positively guaran-
teed to cure Stomach, Liver and Kidney
troubles and never disappoints. Price
SOC at Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
College Bred.

"Here," said the city editor to the
new reporter, "In describing this shoot
ing ARRAY you say the bullet entered
Ferguson's body at orner of the cour
house, taking "a downward course
That's very bad. Take your copy anc
see If you can't do better with it,"
"Oh, yes replied the young MAI just
out Of college, II see, now you mention
it, that it might be done better"
So he wrote it as follows:
"The bullet struck Ferguson lear the
throat and glanced, taking a downward
course and coming out just below the
right shoulder-blade at the courthouse
corner Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
THE CALIFORNIA LIMITED,

The California Limited which runs
four times a week has Pullmans, dining
car, Buffet smoking car with Barber
Shop, Observation car with ladies'
parlor), v%estibuled and electric lighted
throughout. A solid train between Oh :
cago and Los Angeles. Same service
eastbound.
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. l and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, e%astbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 20 is a local train between Ell Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
e.ature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
H. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. j. Black, G. P. A.,
Topeka. Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache, Pains in various parts
of the body, Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach, Loss Of appetite, Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences Of impure blood. No matter
how it became SO, it must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
Scrofulous or Syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. It is certainly a
wonderful remedy, and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

$50 Bedford wants to run for the legis-
lature, does he? What has he aver done
to deserve the confidence Or the support
Of the people"
"Him? Gee! Didn't you know about
II? Why, he got up our local boycott on
the Paris exposition and started the
movement to hang them French generals
In ef6gy"-Chicago Times Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

j.. Berry, Loganton, Pa, writes, II
am willing to take my oath that | was
cured of pneumonia entirely by the use
of One Minute Cough Cure after doctors
failed. 1t also cured my children of
w%hooping cough" Quickly relieves and
cures coughs, C Ids, Group, grippe and
throat and lung troubles. Children all
like it. Mothers endorse it. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
GRACE.

Her Father-Why do you wish t.
marry him, Grace?
Gracefully, because he loves me.
Her Father-But, do you love him?
Gracefully, I never thought oe that
I have been too much interested in get
ting him to propose to have time Il
think Of it.-Harlem Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
A HUSBAND.

There's one thing about it. You
don't have to bother with a furnace If
you i've in a fiat"
"Oh, well, I don't bother with a fur
mace either, and I live in a house."
you don't NEAR to tell me you have
a girl that looks after it, do you?"
"No. You see, we burn natural gas,
and I've succeeded in getting my wife,
who Is very nervous, to believe that ]
can't be trusted to monkey with the
valves; so she attends to it herself
Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

The linotype machine OF the New Mex.
lean Office Is capable Of handling any
quantity Of composition for legal briefs
In a short space of time. Printing upon
lines from this machine is like that oil
new type, for every line is specially cast
when used. No blurred or indistinct
printing comes from linotype work.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
Had Him Foul.

Stage Menager-By jove, there's a
nice thing happening on the stage!
Proprietor-Eh? What's up?
The hero and william are doing their
duel act, and the latter won't die until
you signal him that he'll get his arrears
of salary, at the end of the piece.--Tit'
Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
A MONSTER DEVIL FISH

Destroying it's victim, is a type of Con-
stipation. The power of this murderous
malady is felt OF organs and nerves and
muscles and brain. There's no health
till it's overcome. But DR.. Kings New
Life Pills are a safe and certain cure.
Best in the world for Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels. Only rs cents at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
HOW HE

How does it happen" asked the GUS
toner, with gratifed surprise, as he
got out of the chair, that my hair isn't
harsh and dry, that it is not all coming
out, and doesn't need singing?"
II haven't got as far along as that
replied the barber at chair No. Z, hand
ing him a 25-cent check. 1 am the APP
prentice.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
Asking Too Much.

II WISH" said the irritable man as he
pushed the book away, that this author
would try a new vein."
HE writes dialect very we'll"
II suppose so. But I'd like to see him
make a departure. I'd like to have him
attempt an imitation Of the style of a
refined, educated and grammatical gentle.
man."-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
A Stage Effect.

She-Well,i if you won't give me mon
ey for a new dress | must go on the
stage.
He-You have neither talent nor ex-
perience, my dear.
She-You don't want either when you
have no dress.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
Fl ICE.

1t was as we were skating, one glnG-
ious winter evening, that I broke the ice
This is so terribly suider!' eX-
claimed Marie, clasping her arms about
nv neck.
out of the water, and after that we
parted forever.-Detro.t Journal
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
The Savage Bachelor.

The time has come, the walrus said,
to talk of many things, quoted the
Sweet Young Thing, apropos of some
thing or other, not essential to the
working out Of this story as a bit Of art.
Oh, she did, did she? snapped the Saw
age Bachelor. indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
A SIMPLE

Stuper-Here's a nice letter for a man
to receive! The %scoundrel who wrote it
calls me a b%lithering idiot!
Teeple-What's his name?
That's just what I'd like to find out;
but there's no signature"
Don't you recognize the writing? 1t
must be somebody who knows you"
Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
A BLUNIER

A FRIGHTFUL BLUNDER
Will often cause a horrible Burn, Scald,
Cut or Bruise. Bucklen's Arnica Salve,
the best in the world, will kill the pain
and promptly heal 1t. Cures Old Sores,
Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons.
Corns, all Skin Eruptions. Best Pile
cure on earth. Only rs cts. a box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by Fischer & Co.,
druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

F. B. Thirkield, Health Inspector of
Chicago, says, ''Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
can not be recommended too highly. 1t
cured me Of severe dyspepsia" 1t d.
gests what you eat and cures indigestion,
heartburn and all forms of dyspepsia.
! Ireland's Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

Lewis Dennis, Salem. Ind, says, .Ko-
dol Dyspepsia Cure did mt more good
than anything I rel took" 1t digests
what you eat and can not help but cure
dyspepsia and stomach troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
IELpEn mo- I~Ns1srENcE.

Visitor Cooking at portrait)-What a
lot of ancestors you've got!
Porkenchoppes-That's dead right!
I didn't want so many, but Sarah she
insisted.-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

Farmer Fahnstock thinks he owns the
stock he is so proud of. But as a matter on
fact the stock owns him. He is the humble
servant of horse, COW and pig. He looks
after them better han he looks after him
self, and feeds them before he feeds film.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware
Of counterfeit and worthless salve Of
fered for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
DeWitt's is the only original. An In
fallible cure for piles and all skin dis
eases Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
The Domestic Barometer.

Stranger-Well, | hope times are bet
ter among you than they were a few
years ago.
Native-They are, mister. My wife's
demandin' a $50 set of furs this year as
against nothin' but a ball of yarn fer
darnin' fer the correspondent period OF
last year.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
Not a Mirthful Subject.

Spacer-You haven't turned out a
s%tovepipe joke during the past SID,
months. What's the trouble?
Humorist-Well, you see | bought
a stove last fall on the installment plan
and making the payments is no joke.
Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
STAYING OFF TROUBLE

Mistress-The master was complaining
with your cooking today, Jane.
Cook-I don't take any notice of i'm
mum. It's his blessed nature to fine
fault. Amt he always finding fault
with you?-Tit-BitS
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

G. H. Appleton, Justice of Peace,
Clarksburg, N. j., says, "DeWitt's Little
Early Risers are the best pills made fol-
constipation. We use no others" Quick
ly cure all liver and bowel troubles,
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
Letter Unanswered.

"How did your correspondence end
with Miss Jump?"
II wrote to her and she couldn't
think of anything to say in reply
Chicago Record,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
81 am indebted to One Minute Cough

II I'm indebted to One Minute Cough
Cure for my health and life. 1t cured
me of lung trouble following grippe"
Thousands Owe their lives to the prompt
action Of this never failing remedy. 1t
cures coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis,
pneumonia, grippe and throat and lung
troubles. Its early use prevents con-
sumption. 1t is the only harmless rem
dy that gives immediate results. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
SHE PASSED.

"Do you recognize the profession?"
asked the actress who wished to see a
show she wasn't in.
"Oh, yes" replied the manager, 1--WE
have a passing acquaintance."-Phila-
delphia Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
Complsxiou Treatment.

When wild March winds kiss Delia's
cheek, in grateful phrase she does not
speak; soft, rosy flush they bring In
play, but blow her powder all away
indianapolis journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
A Saving Scheme.

PeteAWhy do dey have dem axes in
de railroad cars?
Lem-Well, when dey have a collision
dey use dem axes ter kill de passengers,
SO as ter keep de damages below five
thousand dollars.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any case of
coughs, colds or croup. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
A CAREFUL

II thought I saw your daughter at
that shocking play"
Yes. Laura went to see if 1t was a
proper play for me to attend."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

l.. I. Travis, Agent Southern r. R.,
Selma, Ga, writes, 81 can not say too
much in praise of One Minute Cough
Cure. In my case it worked like a
charm" The only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. Cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, and all
throat and lung troubles. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

Engraved cards de visite can be
promptly and cheaply procured in the
very latsst ana most elegant styles ct
the New Mexic4n. printing ONCE.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

self. That is why
it so often happens
that just about the
time that Farmer
Fa h nstock has
reached the place
where he can take
hings easy, he
breaks down.
No class of PEG.
pie have been O
quickly apprecia-
tive of the tonic
properties of DR..
Pierce's Gold e II
Medical Discovery
than farmers and
stock raisers. They
have found it pre-
e n as we'll as
cures disease. 1t
keeps the stomach
in healthy opera
finn stimulates tho
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

Brassie-Who holds the record for thu
course?
Stymie-Kniblick. He holed his cad
die In one stroke. -Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
SUBDUED.

IIIOIEOCIIIL1 OIbDUED.
The Waitress-It looks as if the new
boarder is going to stay.
The Mistress-I noticed that he helped
himsef twice to the prunes.-Harper's
Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
The Relief Of lucknow.

sThe caramels are coming! Ohio!
Oho!' softly hummed the maiden, as
she heard her incest young mans ring
at the door bell.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

The modern and most effective cure
for constipation and all liver troubles
the famous little pills known as DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. Ireland's Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
Pitied Them.

Dorothy, seeing a yoke Of oxen with
wire muzzles on, thought they must
surely be invalids. "For,' she exclaimed,
"all they can eat is strained food
Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30
DYSPEPSIA CAN BE CURED BY USING
ACKER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
% cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-30

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA-
nently cured by using Moki Tea, A.
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-04-21
RELOCATION OF WIRES.

Topeka's streets have long been a
matter of local pride. The removal of
feature that mars their beauty is there
fore of great general Importance For
this reason it is time that the attention
of the council and the community
should be turned to the question of un-
foreground wires.
The damage to the city's streets from
an artistic standpoint has kept pace
with the city's progress. Unsightly
poles and wires have multiplied from
year to year as the business Importance
of Topeka has increased, and in the
event nothing is accomplished toward
burying the wires from view, the multi
plication will continue with the further
advancement of the city. In a few
years the present network will have
been duplicated several times.
The damage done to the beauty of the
streets is not the only consideration.
Every wire that is added. especially in
the business districts, increases the
| danger to human life in the event of
fire or storm. With underground wires
the factor of danger is largely elimina-
ted
In Denver at the present time the
question Of underground wires is being
agitated. It is proposed there to give
the corporations. now monopolizing the
streets, five years time in which to re-
move the equipment of telegraph and
/ telephone communication from view. 1t
is argued that this would be ample time
to complete the removal without hard
ship attending it.
The same plan might be put into eff
feet here. Five years, or even three
years, would give sufficient time fol
ourying the wires which now range il
unsightly prominence along the streets
Of Topeka The sooner the matter Is
taken in hand the better Increased
overhead equipment would mean in
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-04-21
THE MOMENTS CLUES.

The Limited club" has been the sub
ject of countless discussions in women's
club circles all over the country for
several years. and not until the '1imi-
ted club" is abolished will women's
clubs reach the highest state of devel-
opment.
Denver and Chicago were among the
first cities to realize this fact, and to-
day each possesses a woman's club
numbering nearly a thousand members,
and there are similar organizations in
many eastern cities.
These clubs have many departments.
the most important of which are those
of Art and Literature, of Philanthropy
and of Reform. In the former depart
ment one may pursue any line of cul-
ture she may desire. It is in the Phil
anthropical department where real,
practical work is done. There are kin
dergartens where the little children are
gathered in from the street and taught,
free of charge. There are industrial
schools where girls are instructed in
sewing and in the rudiments Of house
keeping; made fit for domestic life.
These clubs are rapidly taking up the
work of keeping the streets clean, lay
ing out parks, and seating them. In
one eastern city the club women are en-
deavoring to improve the sanitation in
public, as we'll as in private buildings.
The different branches Of work carried
on by energetic club women are too
many to enumerate. but all are the re-
suit Of the combined and harmonious
efforts of hundreds of women.
The large department club has club
house of its own where meetings may
be held, entertainments given, and
where club women may come together,
surrounded by the congeniaI spirit of
club fellowship. which contributes much
essential toward the perpetuation and
existence of clubs.
Why should Topeka not have a large
department club, and a club house
which will be joy to club women and
an ornament to the city. The capital
has nearly fifty clubs, with an average
membership of fifteen. Each has its
own president and constitution and
each is pursuing a different branch OF
work, mostly in the line of culture. The
| combined efforts of these fifty clubs
might accomplish a practical and last
ing work if directed in a sl1illful man
ner. Topeka is proud of her clubs and
she has just cause to be so, for they are
! the observed of, not of the state alone
but of the surrounding states as well
| When the many clubs are merged into
one, then will a great future open fol-
/ Thorn
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-04-21
a roRoH ZOE oLYMPUs.

What has become of the sporting fra
ternity? those who love good. clean
sporting events such as baseball. horse
races and contests OF every kind where
the best win.
There was a time when the half mile
track in Topeka attracted horsemen
from all over the country, when gal
lopers and harness horses. the best of
the land, went past a grand stand
crowded to the rails with lovers of a
close finish. There was a time when the
city was represented in the western
league by a. ball team that had no equal
and probably never will have, in the
country. Those who have witnessed the
passing of baseball and horse races saw
the advent of tennis. For a time he who
played it not was ostracized but that
even gave way to golf, a game which
offers little to spectators. Are we com
ing to croquet and tiddledewinks?
Sporting events are not necessarily
prize nights and cooking mains although
the word is allied by many with such
exhibitions. What is commonly known
as the sporting fraternity is tabooed
by others as a rowdyish clique to be
treated with contempt. What is more
refreshing to witness after a hard day $
work with the thermometer trying to
make a record than hard
fought ball game, an exciting horse
race or a bicycle race?
Must the people here read of the con-
tests of the east as though Topeka was
in a charmed circle into which sports
dared not enter? The horsemen say
that races do not pay and the baseball
fo1louro1.e announce that it is iuoDoSSi-
BILE for a team to make expenses. Even
the ball team representing Washburn
college does not receive the support it
should. Has all interest been lost in
sport and must we resort to picnics and
mumblepeg or is there a smouldering
spark ready to burn to Olympus?