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The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1900-02-10

They were sitting around telling of
their experiences in courtslip days.
WELL" said one smooth fellow, ave
proposed to at least half a dozen
women"
-Four is my limit" said another.
One was enough for me-" yentured a
third, modestly.
"Pshaw!" said the first one, "you
haven't any nerve at ALL"
Haven't II" commended the modest
man. Haven't I? Well, I married her,
and I've been living with her ever
since. "-Detroit Free Press.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1900-02-10
FARM FOR SALE.
q BARGAIN.

a farm consisting OF 7st acres, be-
tween Bates City aud Odessa. Well
improved. Price $40 pei acre. 81, 100
can be carried on this place indeiu-
itely. Terms easy. Apply to this
Office for rurthur information.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1900-02-10
OFFICE IN nMnLr BuILpING,

Write to VIM, II. Tsyloe, A. @. p. A
Southern Ry, Louisville, KY or J. o.
BEAN, Jr, N. W. p. A., Southern ny,
Hnleago, Illinois, for copy Of ''summe5
honklnL. II
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1900-08-17
Not to BE Doubted.

Jane-My husbands sight was poor
before / married him.
Annie-I supposed so.-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

1t may be true of virtue that "But to
wish more virtue is to gain" but it is
not, III that wishing for health brings
us a step nearer the realization OF our
wish. Health must be sought and striven
TOR. There are than half a million
people who have found health, each in
the same way, and by the same means.
That way and means are open to YOU. If
you are suffering with obstinate, linger-
ing cough, bleeding of the lungs, bron-
chitis, emaciation, weakness, a condition
which if neglected or unskilfully treated,
leads to consumption, begin at once the
use of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. 1t never fails to help. 1t per-
fectly heals ninety-eight out of every
hundred who give it a fair and faithful
trial.
Sick persons are invited to consult DR..
Pierce by letter absolutely free of all
fee or charge. Every letter is held as
strictly private and sacredly confidential,
and all answers are sent in plain envel-
opes, bearing no printing upon them.
The experience of DR.. Pierce often en-
ables him to suggest auxiliary treatment
specially adapted to the individual case.
Address DR.. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
About one year ago 1 began to be troubled
with a dry, hacking cough. and a hurting through
my breast SO that I could hardly go about or DO
my house work for myself and husband" writes
Mrs. Alice Holton, of St. Adams, Kanawha Co.,
wa. II let my trouble go on until about
eight months ago i got one Of Dr.. R. v. Pierce's
little pamphlets. I learned of a great remedy
for such diseases, and l wrote to the Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association in a short time
after reading the little book. They soon gave
an answer and advised me what to do. I fol-
lowed their advice and l soon found relief by
the use of DR.. r. v. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. I have used three bottles of it and now
feel like a new person"
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets do not
become a necessity to the system they
have relieved of accumulations and OBJ
structions.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
STORY OF A SLAVE,

To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains Of disease Is the worst
form of slavery. George D. Williams,
of Manchester, Mich, tells how such a
slave vas made free. He says: my
wife has been so helpless for five years
that she could not turn over in bed
alone. After using two bottles of Elec-
trio Bitters, she Is wonderfully inn
proved and able to do her own work."
This supreme remedy for female dis
eases quickly cures nervousness, Sleep
~lessness. melancholy, headache, back
ache, fainting and dizzy spells. This
miracle working medicine is a godsend
to weak, sickly, rundown people. Every
bottle guaranteed. Only so cents. Sold
by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

riers to shield New Mexico from gales,
and when a wind finds its way up the
winding Rio Grande, Santa Fee receives
but the feather edge of the blow.
NEW MEXICO SANITARIUMS.
Sunny, bright days mark the winter
season, which. until Christmas at least,
is quite as delightful as the glorious
summer, though crisp and cool. Even
the spring months in Santa Fe cannot
be equaled for mildness in any eastern
state. While hundreds of tourists visit
the city in summer and make a more or
less p%rotracted stay, the number who
come to remain permanently for the Gu
rative effect upon t~uberculous diseases
is all the while increasing. The proper
ton of the latter will be undoubtedly
enlarged in consequence OF the indorse-
ment given New Mexico's climate by
the United States marine hospital serv-
ice, which has in 1899 established two
permanent sanitariums In the territory,
and will maintain them as homes for
soldiers and sailors afflicted or threat
ened with tubercular troubles. Many
years of life at New Mexico army posts
and a careful examination by experts
led the authorities to take this action
in the interest of military invalids, and
it is also intended to remove to New
Mexico consumptive inmates Of soldiers
homes in California and eastern states.
Favorable conditions exist all over
New Mexico for restoration to health or
for improving the condition Of such SUI
f~erers; a dry, aseptic air, light atmos-
pheric pressure, we'll drained soil, a
minimum Of cold and heat. the absence
Of great changes in temperature and a
maximum Of sunshine.
SUNSHINE RECORDS.
As to the latter point, the latest fig
ures available from the government rec
ords are those of 1897, the year book Of
1898 having not yet been published. The
summer Of 1897. as 1t happened, was un-
usually cloudy and rainy at Santa Fee,
yet the superiority of this city in the
matter Of days that were sunny
throughout, al be seen by a few COM
parsons with places in various parts of
the country.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

SANTA FE SUMMER.

Were Santa Fe located in sight Of St.
Louis or Chicago, with it's present ele-
walton, residents of such place would
behold a city more than a mile and a
quarter skyward, above the hot, mala-
rial. moisture-soaked earth, in a purer
atmosphere. which all would seek.
Should they behold the city where she
is they would find a still cooler and
purer atmosphere, where there Is little
moisture. q porous soil to drain away
the rain that comes, and a precipitous
descent for escape Of the snow-fed
streams and gorges In sight Of the city.
The records show that no other city
in the same latitude possesses SO cool a
summer temperature as Santa Fe,
where the average ID 81 degrees and the
change between night and day temper
allure too slight to be detrimental to
health. Thanks to elevation, to wooded
mountains far southwark, and shelter
from the hot winds Of Arizona that are
warded of Ivy the rising series of noun
tain ranges between Santa Fe and the
sandy, lower levels Of desert, this city
Is the coolest south of the upper lake
region. 1t 10 tar cooler than Denver, has
thermometer readings about as low az
San Diego, and 10 free from the humid
heat Of the coast.
THE WINTER SEASON.
One who has not seen the lay Of the
land might think that an elevated place
having 20 delightful a summer climate
would have a severe winter. Yet this IL
not true. The winter temperatur is not
30 low as In the lower Ohio valley, and
10 free from moisture. there being less
Of cloudy weather in winter than In
summer. To the north, the great noun
tains Of Colorado receive the greatest
snowfall. and break the force Of north
ern winds: other mountains closer stand
guard to shelter the Santa Fe valley,
which lies at their feet. To the east .
range keeps out the cold northers a.
they rush southwark to Texas. West
ward also, nature has ~interposed bAr-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
WHAT OUR FLAG STANDS FOR.

Wherever the American flag is raised
in token of sovereignty, it stands for
liberty, independence and equality.
What our flag is to the nation, Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters is to the individ-
ual, inasmuch as it not only gives you
freedom from your ailments, but pro-
tects your system in such a manner
that they canno return. When your
stomach gets out of order, causing you
to belch after eating, or when you are
so nervous that you toss about all night,
unable to sleep, you should certainly
try it, because it will strengthen your
stomach, steady your nerves, and in
duce sound healthy sleep, and for indi-
gestion, constipation and biliousness
there is nothing to equal it. Rhtuma-
tlsm is also counteracted by it's direct
action OF the kidneys.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
PREVENTED A TRAGEDY.

Timely information given Mrs. Get-ge
Long, Of New Straitsville. Ohio, pre-
vented a dreadful tragedy and saved
two lives. A frightful cough had long
kept her awake every night. She had
tried many remedies and doctors, but
steadily grew worse until urged to try
DR.. Kings New Discovery. One bottle
wholly cured her. and she writes this
marvellous medicine also cured Mr..
Long Of a severe attack Of Pneumonia.
Such cures are positive proof of the
matchless merit Of this grand remedy
for curing all throat, chest and lung
troubles. Only SOC and $1.W. Every bot
tie guaranteed. Trial bottles free at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Post Norton Acquiescence.

Cousin Kitty, why don't men get
bronze statues made to 'em while
they're alive?
Oh, / don't know, Dicky;I guess it's
because they are so awfully fussy
about the way their trousers Set
indianapolis Journal.
THE BEST REMEDY FOR STOMACH
AND BOWEL TROUBLES.
II have been in the drug business for
twenty years and have sold most all of
the proprietary medicines of any note.
Among the entire list I have never
found anything to equal Chambeilain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
for all stomach and bowel troubles"
says o. w. Wakefield, Of Columbus, Ga.
This remedy cured two severe cases of
cholera morbus in my family, and
have recommended and sold hundreds
of bottles of it to my customers to their
entire satisfaction. 1t affords a quick
and sure cure in a pleasant FORM" For
sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
What's In a NamA2

"When you talk about there being a
lack of Republican sympathy for the
Beers" said the man who was tanning
himself with his straw hat, "I'd like to
know if the name of the candidate for
vice president isn't a pretty strong con-
ceSSiOn for the pro-BOer element"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

The law holds both maker and circu-
lator of a counterfeit equally guilty.
The dealer who sells you a dangerous
counterfeit of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve risks your life to make a little
larger profit. You cannot trust him. De-
Wits is the only genuine cure for piles
and all skin diseases. See thai your
dealer gives you DeWitt's Salve. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
His Disgust.

II must say" remarked Uncle Rustic
Psage, that Governor Roosevelt's action
has astonished me beyond measure. The
office of vice president pays only So, OOe
a year. while that of governor of New
York is worth $4,000, and has, l have
been informed, certain perquisites which
make it worth still more. When a mar
becomes an aspiring politician he seems
to part with his business sense. / can
not find words to express my disgust"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
IT SAVED HIs LEG.

P. A. Danforth, Of La Grange. Ca,
suffered intensely for six months with
a frightful running sore on his leg. but
writes that Bucklen's Arnica Salve
wholly cured 1t in ten days. For Ulcers.
Wounds, Burns, Boils, Pain or Piles it's
the best salve In the world. Cure guar
anteed. Only Csc. Sold by Fischer 4
Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Working Hours.

Poor woman! She works hard all day
and then she's up nearly all night with
the babies.
What's the matter with her husband?
Why doesn't he help her?
Oh! he puts in all his time agitating
for an eight-hour day for the working
man.-Philadelphia Catholic Standard
and Times.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
IRON NERVE

Was the result of his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out Of order.
If you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power Of
brain and body. Only Csc at Fischer &
co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Mutual Benefit.

Stubb-You say the filter agent threw
magnified pictures of microbes on a
screen?
Pennies, and it made cold chills
pass over me.
Stubb-What happened then?
Penn Why, another agent came
around and sold me a box of quinine
pills .-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
ECONOMY,

How Mrs. %Scrymser hates to see money
wasted.
Yes; she told me she accepted Mr..
Scrymser chiefly because he had made a
long railroad journey to propose to her.
indianapolis journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard GAUGE for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver
Creede and all points in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida with main line standard
GAUGE for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. G. R. r. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den.
YER ' It'll all Missouri river liues for oil
points east.
New Reclining Chair Cars between
Santa Fe and Alamosa. Seats free.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. J. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. N
3 K. HOOPER, g. p A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Objection Promptly Met.

When we have our picnic, said Bessie
we are going to ask Clara Upiohn to go
along as chaperon.
Chaperon! exclaimed Johnny, with
supreme contempt. She isn't much
more than a little girl herself!
Well. Indignantly rejoined Bessie,
we can call her a s%is-erone then, can't
we?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

Look here, exclaimed the angry man
as he rushed into the real estate office.
That lot l bought from you yesterday is
thirty feet under water.
Pardon my oversight, apologized the
g%entlemanly agent. We give a diving
suit with each lot. will send yours to
Won today.-Baltimore American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
STATE ORE SAMPLlNG co.
DENVER, COLORADO.

We buy Gold, Silverite. Lead. Copper.
Bismuth, Uranium, Wolfram Cobalt,
Molybdenite, and Anthony Ores.
We have modern mills for sampling
ore. We also test ores for the new pro-
cesses of reduction.
Our long experience in the market
enables US to pay the highest cash
prices for all marketable ores. Write
for our reference Book" Send an
alysis of your ore for prices and infor-
nation.
BAILEY 4 MONNIG. Manager.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
With Apologies TO Mother Goose.
Platt and Quay
Set out one day
To see o big convention.
Plat fell fiat
And broke q slat,
Which was not his intention.
EDITORS AWFUL PLIGHT.

. =
F. M. Higgins, Editor Seneca (Ills.,)
News, was afflicted for years with Piles
that no doctor or remedy helped until
he tried Bucklen's Arnica Salve. He
writes two boxes wholly cured him. It's
the surest Pile cure on earth and the
best salve in the world. Cure guaran-
teed. Only Csc. Sold by Fischer & Co..
drurRists,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Put His Foot in It.

Now I distinctly recall the last total
eclipse of the sun, remarked Mr.. Home
wood. 1t occurred in 1869, you will re-
member, Miss Beechwood.
Sir! said Miss Beechwood freezingly.
And Mr.. Homewood wondered how
he had put his foot into this time
Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
A GOOD COUGH MEDICINE.

Many thousands have been restored
to health and happiness by the use Of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. II at
f1icted with any throat or lung trouble,
give 1t a trial, for 1t is certain to prove
beneficial. Coughs that have resisted
all other treatment for years have
yielded to this remedy and perfect
health been restored. Cases that seemed
hopeless, that the climate Of famous
health resorts failed to benefit, have
been permanently cured by its use. For
sale by A. c. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
An Awful Blunder,

Phyllis-How gracefully the count
leans on the back of that chair.
Gladys-Yes. He evidently expects
someone to sit there. When your mo-
ther rose from it a minute ago l heard
him murmur-NeXt!
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
A Cruelty of War.

Wounded Tommy Qnvalided home)-
Yes, l tell you, it amt exactly a bed of
roses sleeping on the hard veldt every
night.
The Other Fellow-I guess not. /
suppose you never felt a veldt that felt
like that veldt felt?-Judy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Different.

"Kiss and let's make up" pleaded the
handsome hero.
"No," responded the fair heroine, II
think we'd better make up and then kiss.
Time Is limited behind the scenes"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Sure of It Then.

Do you think that lawyer whom you
retained to break your fathers will, Will
be successful?
Why, certainly.
What makes you think so?
Why, he's the fellow that drew the
will up for my ther.-LOndon King.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
In Constantinople.

First Chicago Traveler-Itseem pecu-
liar that a man should have four or five
wives.
Second Chicago Traveler-Very pecu-
liar! 1t is strange that there isn't some
legal provision for getting rid OF some of
them-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Altar a Fashion,

Paris Exposition Visitor-You spik
English?
American Exhibiter-My wife says |
don't, but | guess l can talk it well
enough for business. Can ! show you
ANYTHING?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Her Work.

Kind lady, he inquired as he inspect
ed the staff of a great daily journal,
what is your work in this journalistic
establishment?
l write the Reveries of a Bachelor,
kind sir, she replied sweetly.-Detroit
Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Indifferent.

The scientists, said the first MOSQUE
to, are charging us with spreading ma
laria.
Never mind, said the second mosqui-
to, that won't Increase our unpopular
ity.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Marrow View.

Bicycle Dealer-The style Of the ma
chine is all right, madam, and I'll make
the price entirely satisfactory.
Fair Customer-1t isn't that. The
handlebar is so wide I'm afraid l can't
take it into our fiat.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

For burns, injuries, piles and skin dis
eases use DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
1t is the original. Counterfeits may be
offered. Use only DeWitt's. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Calculated to Attract Attention.

Has the new boarder anything dis
tinctive about him?
Yes; he spears bread across the table
with his fork and drinks coffee with his
spoon sticking up between his fingers
Chicago Record,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

1t has been demonstrated by expert
ence that consumption can be prevent
ed by the early use Of One Minute
Cough Cure. This is the ~favorite reme-
dy for coughs. colds, Group. asthma,
grippe and all throat and lung troubles.
Cures quickly. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Not All Thara.

What kind of a man is Rodney Nc
Nibbs?
Oh, he's the kind that would present
you with the second volume of a book
and not know it.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

During last May an infant child of
our neighbor was suffering from chol-
era infantum. The doctors had given up
all hopes Of recovery. I took a bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy to the house. telling them
I felt sure it would do good If used ac-
cording to directions. In two days time
the child had fully recovered. The child
Is now vigorous and healthy. I have
recommended this remedy frequently,
and have never known it to fail.-Mrs.
Curtis Baker. Bookwalter, 0. Sold by
A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
The Regular Order.

Mr.. Bryan looked at his watch.
"Call In the young men Of the press"
he said. "This Is my regular hour for
assuring the country that the Chicago
platform Will be reafirmed at Kansas
City"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
Enterprise

l tell you Blacktie is an energetic, up
to-date managing editor.
What has he done now?
Sent the Office boy around to all the
photograph galleries to see if he couldn't
get a recent photograph of C%onfucius.-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
He Thinks It's Golf.

Does he play golf on Sunday?
Well, l should hardly call it that. He
just walks a good deal and swears occa-
siOnally.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

DeWitt's Little Early Risers aie ia
nous little pills for liver and bowel
troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
His Model Method.

Sue-Oh, he has the incest way of
making love that ever a
Flo-Yes; it's a wonder he doesn't
have it patented. - Philadelphia Bull
latin
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

One Minute Cough Cure is the only
harmless remedy that produces imme-
date results. Try It. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

There are no better pills made than
DeWitt's Little Early Risers. Always
prompt and certain. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

When you want a modern, up-to-date
Liver Tablets. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. Price, Is cents.
Samples free at Ireland's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07

l hope l am not governed by any
merely worldly motive, remarked the
Salvation army officer, in sending ont
our prettiest girls to sell War Crys, but
l can't help noticing that they dispose of
twice as many as the others do.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-07
THE BEST REMEDY FOR STOMACH
AND BOWEL TROUBLES,
And 80 the Story Runs.

He (reading)-And the plot thickens.
Beautiful Alverta creeps in, spreads her
stationery over the tables, writes a
letter and gets up and folds the table.
She-Absurd! You mean she folds
the letter?
He-Nothing OF the kind. This va a
folding able.-Chicago News.