The Republican journal., 1900-11-29

flcneS the DlOOu anu llidkeS people nealCny.
The Doctor-''Here l carried that patient
through desperate sickness, only to"
His Wife-'Have him object to your fee"
''No; drop dead when he saw my bill !"
Life.
Builds up the system; puts pure, rich
blood in the veins; makes men and women
strong and healthy Burdock Blood Bitters.
At any drug store.
He: 'How l envy the man who just sang
the SOLO" She: "Why, | thought he had
an exceptionally poor voice. He: "Oh, it
isn't his voice l envy; it's his nerve Tit
Bit.
"Cure the cough and save the life DR..
and colds, down to the very verge of con-
sumption.
Cp-to-Date Customer: "Some crabs
case9'' Customer: 'What do you mean ?'
Waiter: ''Soft or hard shell, sir?' Puck
''Ive suffered for months from sore throat
Eclectrc Oil cured me lntwenty-four hours"
M. S. Gist, Hawesvlle, Ky.
His Reply Sappington -''Your sister
looks sweet enough to eat" Little Rodney
--''She does eat Judge.
DIR. Agnew's Catarrhal towder.-Rev
W. H. Main, pastor of the Baptist Emanuel
Church, buffalo, gives strong testimony for
and is a firm believer i'll DR.. Agnew' S Ca
tarrhal Powder. He has tried many kinds
of remedies without avail. After using
DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder l was bene-
fitted at once, are his words. 1t is Won
derful remedy. 80 cents. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and \. \. Howes 4 Co.'S.
Early Pety. Rev Mr.. Whangle: ''My
boy, I'm sorry to see You flying your kite on
the sabbath day The Boy: "It's all right,
sir this is a regular Sunday kite, this is.
It's made out If the Christian Globe an got
a tail OF tracts. I've got another for week
days. Pick-hIe-Cp.
Help the OverWorked Hearts, the
great engine which pumps life through your
system hard pressed, oNer-taXed, groaning
under Its load because disease has clogged
it? Dr. Agnew'S Cure for the Heart is ma
lures lubricator and cleanser, and daily
demonstrates to heart sufferers that it is
the safest, surest, and most speedy remedy
that medical science knows. Sold by Ed
nund Wilson and \. A. Howes 4 Co.'s.
The following item appears in Georgia
paper;
John Gibson's house was bowed down
by ii hurricane on Monday morning. Fortu-
nately John was from home at the time, and
relations perished.'
Little Braves,-Old time quarter-a-box
.I'urgers' are quitting the field in whole
battallons Dr.. Agnew's Little Pills at 10
cents vial are driving them out at all points.
Because they act gently, more effectively,
never pain, and are easy to take. Sick
Headache Succumbs to one dose. Sold By
Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes X Co.'S
Repartee-There's no use mincLlg mat
tiers, my dear the fact is. YOU are not an
expert cook. She: Il think the trouble is
that You do not know what good cooking
is. He--"And evidently YOU do not intend
| shall ever become any wiser. Boston
Transcript.
Have you Eczema p Have yea any
SKIN disease OF eruptions? Are YOU sub
ject to Glazing or Scalding? DR.. Agnew's
Ointment prevents and cures any and all of
these, ana cures itching, bleeding and
bllnd Piles besides. one application brings
relief III ten minutes, and cases cured in
three to SIX nights. - cents. Sold by Ed
lnund " llsun and \. i. lloWes II Co-;,6.
Mamma ''Oh, Ethel YOU never saw me
behave like that. Ethel aged four
"M ~; haven't llnowed you SO very long
Tit>-iits
To accommodate those who are partial
TO the use of atomizers in applying liquids
INTO the nasal passages for c0tayIHu{ t1ouJ}es
the proprietors prepare Ely 5 Liquid Cream
I5alm, fllce, intending the spraying tube. is
~ cents. Druggists, OF by mail. The liquid
~mDod!eS the medicinal properties of the
solid preparation. Cream Balm is quickly
ABSORBED BY the membrane and does not
dry up The secretions but changes them to a
natural and healthy character ELY Broth
els, - Warren st., \. \.
Compulsory OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES lot
half 50 stout as You We're, Billy ''No,
We've moved into Il flat. and lust lad to
get thln. Indianapolis journal.
hHtUMAEi>M sURfI IN A DAY
Mystic Cue" for rheumatism and Neu-
ralsla radically cures in to 3 days. Its ac-
ton upon the system is remarkable and
my >teliOus. 1t removes at once the cause
and the disease Immediately disappears. The
first desc greatly benefits. - cents. Sold
by y. y. llOWes 4 Co., Druggists, Belfast.
T. F; anthony, Ex-Postmaster of Promise
CITY, Iowa, says: 81 bought one bottle of
Mystic Cure for Rheumatism, and two
doses of it did me more good than any other
medicine ever took. Sold by \. A. HoWeS
" Co., Druggists. Belfast.
Getting Himself Dsliked-''Is young Mr..
DlbblnS a man OF social diScernment -
$40; every time he calls on me he takes
my poodle's chair Chicago Record.
Concerning Seattle, Puget Sound, Wash
ington State and Alaska, consult Bureau of
Information, Seattle, Wash, 0. NJ. Moore,
secretary. lit
An Unjust Accusation. ''Tom, YOU are
terribly lazy" ''No, I'm not lazy at all. |
simply don't like work. Chicago Record
'An International Courtsnip'' the new
and absorbingly interesting novel by Mel
vile kirke, has been described by leading
London weekly newspaper as ''a remark
able novel" 1t is the story of marriage be-
tween American girls and titled English
men. Published by The Nicely Co., ia
Fifth Ave, \. Y. Postpaid S1.0O 3yrs24 !,
"Do you know, Willie, it pains me to
have to punish you? - ''1t's different than
the pain | feel, though, isn't it map" Yon-
kers Statesman.
Itch on human cured in 80 minutes by
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. This never
fails. Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., Drug
gists, Belfast, Me. 1yrl9 /
''You know nothing of the peculiar fasci-
nation offered by debate said the educated
darby to his illiterate brother. es, sab,
| does, said the latter; II cot Ell big catfish
wonst by the perculyer fascernashun offered
by de bait. Elk.
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