The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-07-04


Willie Starvem (brighteningl-H Hash :
Philadelphia Press.
lnfant-Papa. what does deeollete
mean? Papa-lt's French word. my
boy, and means-oh. practically moth.
ing. Town Topics.
Teacher-Wlllle. can you tell us
what this spells: "R-e-f-r-ig-e.ra
t-o-rY Willie Starvem (the landlady' 5
sonl-Um-m. Why. er-er-- Teacher
Flaherty-Is your son working
now, Pat? Pat-Shure. an he's got a
job in n powder mill with good pros
pets NV gittin' rise. -Norristown Her
aid.
Shc-I wonder why artists are al
ways so careful 10 sign their pictures
He-Possibly SOS the public can tell
the top from the bottom.-collier's
Weekly.
Mr.. f. Conomy.-W What do you mean
by buying all these things? Mrs. L.
economy Don't get excited, dear |
didn't buy them; | had them Charged
Philadelphia Record.
Logan-Your wife isn't holding as
many pink teas as she used TO. Ritten.
house-No. She's got little pink
tease now that takes all her time to
Philadelphia Press.
Customer-Glve me ten cents worth
Of paregoric. please. Druggist-Aes.
sir. Customer Observation-Disclosures
much Is III Druggist-A quarter
Boston Christian Register.
Tutor-You know, of course that in
Christian countries such rs ours II man
is only allowed one wife. Now, what
is that state Of things calledf Pupil
know. Monotony!-Puneh.
regrets: Commissionaire- Would Jon
like four-wheelef OK 'ansom. siri
Cornwall party dndistinetlyl = Yer
mush obllge- but-reely don't think !
could take my more.-Punch.
Praise In disguise: Cvlticus-Those
last cpierams Of yours were all stolen,
old boy. Cynicus (grasp'ng his handl-
oh. thank you, ] didn't dream they
were rs good MS that.-Judge.
This is the seventh time you've been
before me. said the magistrate.
Yes" replied the culprit. ITS strange
how some men hold ON 10 Office. -
Philadelphia North American.
Foster-Do all your employees drop
their tools the instant that the whistle
blows? Ployer-Oh, not all of them.
The more orderly ones have their tools
mt away before that time IIarner's
Bazaar
A condition, not theory Politcus-
The question is, what shall we do with
our new possess!onsf Nounghub-In
tell You what do with mine walk
the floor nights with it.-Golliei's
Weekly.
Mrs. Strongmind Is warm adYo-
cate Of women's rights. Is she mott
"Oh. yes. II she had her way. man
would not be eligible for anything more
important than the vice presidency
Brooklyn Life.
Second nature She-Why does TINT
piano sound firsa loud and then soft
when Miss Wilson plays 1t? He-Well,
you see, she Is learning TO ride bike,
and uses both pedals from force of
hablt-Tit Bits.
Hoax 90 Those two fellows should
make fine soldiers. They are always
lighting tooth and mil. Joax-They
don't look IT, oax-Neyertheless, one
is dentist and the other a chiropodist.
philadelphia Record.
An Education: Mickey What yer
dom, mudder? Lookln' Mt de adyer-
easements? Mrs. Mulcahy-Yls; II 1t
wasn't for roldin' In the kyars Od
nlver know there was half as many
things to ate an drink. Puck.
Little Albert (studying his Sunday
school lesson)- Papa. what does 1t
mean where II says. And they rent
their garmentsT Papa lover the Sun
day paper)-Must have been theatrical
costumers, guess.-New York Press.
81 suppose you see some funny things
about here?" said the visitor to Mag
ara. Indeed, we do" replied the
guide; why, only yesterday there was
Kentucky colonel here, and as soon
as he saw the rapids he wanted to
shoot 'em." -Yonkers Statesman.
Publlsher-There is one bad break In
your novel. You tell of tremendous
snOwstorm that your hero encountered
in the tropics. AS n matter of fact
they never have any snow there. Writ
er-Yes; that Is the reason | made SO
much of the circumstance. don't you
see ?-Boston Transcript.
Coldn't lose her: He describing his
journeylngs) Then, leaving Gibraltar.
| made my way to Australia, and from
there | went to the diamond mines In
South Africa, where | made my for
tune. Then-do you fellow me, Miss
Crynkle? She with a vivid blush)-To
the worlds end, Mr.. Rocksworthy.-
Chicago Tribune
Meanderlng Mike heaved deep sigh.
whats de matterf" asked his com
panon. IL were jes' t'inkin' about bad
roads an de wonders o. science" was
the answer; dis earth is spinnln' roun'
Eastern a railway train behind time
well, we amt fell off ylt" mo; but
t'ink O. what convenience 1t 'ud be II
we could have some place to grab onto
while de territory slid under our feet
until de place we wanted to go to come
along Washington Star.
The Modern Way.
The Pullet-What are you sitting on