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Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22
UngratcfuI Man.

~ must get new tailaw," said Goslin.
Your clothes seem to fit commented
Gurley.
"Oh, they fit; but the beggaw actually
wants to be paid faw them. detroit Free
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22
A Rrilliant snccc..,

Allow did your automobile journey
turn out:
Beautifully, Although ran over two
pedestrians and three bicycles and Knocked
not at all injured and ! arrived just OF time
-F.legenGe Blaetter.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22
Jell-O, The New Dessert,

pleases all the family. Four favors:-Lem.
on, Orange, Raspberry and Strawberry. At
your grooers. 10 cts. Try it to-day.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22

Having hi.ched your wagon to star, keep
Your eye peeled lest the star run away with
Your wagon before You have time to climb
into the same.-De,ro.t journal.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22
Best for the Bowels.

No matter what ais YOU, headache to a
cancer, YOU Will never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without a grippe or pain. produce
easy natural movements. cost YOU just 10
cents to start getting Your health back
CaScarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes. every tablet has {. c. e.
stamped on it. Beware OF limitations.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22

Happiness cannot be bought but one of
the great hlndrances to it's attainment can
be removed by Adams Pep>in Tut,i Erut,i.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22

Pisos Cure for Consumption is an infalli
bic remedy for coughs and colds. n. w.
Samuel, Ocean Grove, n. j.. Feb. Il, 1900
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22

Qualified Pl>a Brown-"Do you be-
tieve in sea bathing:" Robinson-"oh. yes.
| think so. Many people have been known
to survive it."-Iown Topics.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22

Customer at cigar counter. buying weed
This is too dark Here is {. cigar
lighter. "-St. Louis Republic.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22

It is the easiest thing in the world to
see that wealth is a curse--so long as the
other fellows monopollze it, hicago Dali!
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22

New rule of the Don't Worry club: 1fyou
are hungry, don't Try not to worry about it,
but try to get something to eat.-Atch!son
Globe
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22
What Shall We Have for Desserts

This question arises every day. Let us an
swer it to-day. Try Jell-O,. delicious and
hea.thtul Prepared in two minutes. No
boiling! no baking! add boiling water and
set to cool. Flavors:-l. Lemon, Orange. Rasp-
berry, Strawberry. At your grocers. l0c.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22

"a thief stole all the harness from my
stable last night" Didn't he leave ID
trace?"-St. Louis Republic.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22

Laugh. and the world laughs with YOU;
Weep, and IT laughs behind your back
Town Topics.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22
The above u only ono Of fifty thou
sand letters We havo on flo Attest
lnu flhe merits Of Poeuno.
Lieut.. Chas. Peterson.

There are great multitude of people in
all parts of the land who have entirely lost
their health as result Of la grippe; who
have recovered from an attack, but find
themselves with weakened nerves, deranged
digestion, and with but very little of their
former powers.
There is no disease known to man that
leaves the system in such an outrageous and
exasperating condition as la grippe.
For this class Of sufferers, Peru1na is spe-
cifc. Peruna should be taken according to
directions and in a few weeks the sufferer
will be entirely restored to his accustomed
health.
Address The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum.
bus, O., for free copy Of Facts and Faces .
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22
The Census of 1000.

cities ' Of the United States tp Of 5000 and
over according to the census of 1900. has
just been issued by the passenger depart
ment of the Chicago, Milwaukee 4 st. Paul
Railway. and copy of it may be obtained
by sending your address, with two-cent
stamp to pay postage, to the General Passen-
ger Agent of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St.
Paul Railway, Chicago, III.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22

An Atchison young man is called Oily"
by his acquaintances, because he tolls not.
-Atchison Globe
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22
Date Palm in Australia,

The date palm has been successfully
introd uced in Australia.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22

When cheerful brave and lghthearted woman is sud-
denly plunged into that perfection of misery the blues
1t is usually this way:
She has been feeling out of for time expert
encng headache and bacache sleeps very poorly
and is exceedingly nervous.
Sometimes she is nearly overcome by faintness zzi
ness and palptaton of the heart then that
feeling is dreadfuly wearing
Her husband CHOW, don't get the blues You will
be all right after have taken the doctors incidence
But she does not get all right She grows day by
day, until all She realizes that distressing female
complaint is established
Her doctor has made mistake.
She loses faith hope yanishes; then the morbid
melancholy, everlasting blues She should have told
just what the trouble but probably withheld
information from the DOCTOR who therefore,
accurately locate her particular Illness
Mrs Pnkham has relieved thousands of women from
just this kind OF trouble and retains their grateful
letters her library proof the great
rendered them This same assistance awaits every sick
woman in the land
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22
Mrs. Winifred Allender's Letter.

DEAR Mrs. P1NKHAM-I feel it nv duty to write
and tell you of the benefit have received from your
wonderful remedies. Before taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, was misery to my
pain in my back, head, and right side was very
nervous, would cry for hours Mcnses would appear
sometimes in two weeks. then again not for three
sleep nights, sharp pains would dart through my
heart that would almost cause me to fall
My mother coaxed me to try Lydia f. Pinlham's
Vegetable Compound. l had no faith in it, but to
please her did The first bottle helped me so
much that continued it's use l am now well and
weigh more than | ever did in my life."-MRs.
WlNlFkED ALLENDER, Pennington, Ill
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-11-22
LOW RATES SOUTH
VIA
& EASTERN ILLINOIS
RAILROAD.

Winter Tourist Tickets are on sale daily
via the above line to all the winter resorts
in the South and Southeast. These
tickets are sold at very low rates and are
limited for return until May 81, 1901:
homeseekers' Tickets are on sale on First
and Third Tuesday each month, to all the
principal points South and Southeast, at
one fare plus $500 for the round trip.
Tickets are limited for return 81 days
from date of sale.
One.Way Settlers Tickets are or sale First
and Third Tuesday each month, TO many
points in the South and Southeast at
greatly reduced rates.
If you are contemplating a trip to the
South or Southeast advise any agent Of
the Chicago & Eastern Illinois Railroad,
who will be pleased to quote you rates,
send you time tables, make sleeping car
reservation and give you any further
| Information you may desire.
G. L. STONE,
Gen. Pass. G. Tiki. Agt., Chicago
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15

IL the current number OF the Geo.
graphical Journal DR.. Moreno gives an
account of Patagonia, which is a por-
ton of that vast area in South Amer
lea still unknown to geography, and
interesting because of the rich prod
ucts, which it probably contains, and
its charming landscapes. 1t seems that
Patagonia does not merit the bad repu-
tation as regards scenery which it has
had since Darwin and Fitzroy received
a disagreeable impression from the
portion they explored. The plateaus
of Arizona find their analogy in the
table lands of Patagonia, and "the pic
turesque fjords and white mountains of
Alaska seem to be copy of the tjords
and mountains of Patagonia" The
analogy might be pushed even further,
for it seems there is strange similar
ity between the ancient customs and
industries of the Alaskan and Pata-
gonian Indians.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15
Tea-Drinking In Russia.

The Russians drink enormous guam,
titles Of tea, sufficient to frighten any
Englishman or American. The poor
people-and the Russian people are
the poorest in existence-use the So,
called brick" tea. This Is the cheap
est sort, being mixed with stems, and
compressed by some adhesive gum into
dry cakes of various sizes, resembling
in its appearance plug" tobacco. This
tea, which would probably prove pois
onous to any one else, is consumed by
the Russian workinNman at the aver
age rate of about twenty stakans (or
tumblers) day, the Russian stakan
being quite equal to Ave OF the little
thimbles Of cups used IN America at
afternoon teas. Taking into considera-
tion that black, sour or hitter, brick
like bread, raw onions, garlic, dried
leather-fish and strongly sAlted herr
ings are usually the chief articles OF
food of the people at large, Nne must
not wonder at the enormous quantity
Of hot tea needed to quench \ Rus
slams thirst and help on his dig Stion.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15

On the day the Beers declared war
there were in operation in Africa
nearly 2,000- miles of railroad. At
the end of 1890 the mileage for the
entire continent was only 5S13 miles.
In the past eight years it has more
than doubled, 1912 miles of new roads
having been put into operation. Some
of these roads are now being extended,
work has begun on few new enter
prises, and these extensions and new
lines, for whose completion financial
arrangements have been made, will
add about $500 miles to the total.
Then there are other projects, such as
the German road to Tanganyika, the
French road from Algeria to the Sou
dan, and the Belgian road from the
Congo to the Nile, all Government
schemes and not yet under way. 1t
is probably conservative estimate to
say that the end of the next decade
will see $4,000 miles of railroad in
operation.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15
President Kruger's Father.

The bitter feeling which Paul Kru-
ger cherishes toward the British is GER
tainly not lessened by the memory that
his own father was the man who fired
the first shot at the English troops
at Boomplatz in 1S4S, and by the fur
ther thought that he was one of those
who were driven by the English to
take part in the great trek" of 1886.
Again, in 1854, when the Beers petit
toned the queen to be allowed to re-
main under the protection of the Brit
ish flag, the elder Kruger was one of
It's signers. The answer of the duke of
Newcastle, who returned the petition
with the remark that it could not be
entertained and that England had al
ready extended its rule too far in At
RIGA, has always been remembered by
Kruger and his associates as an un.
dying insult.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15
ODD ENGINEERING.
Water, Taken from the Pacific, Sent to
Atlantic Ocean.


It is a remarkable fact that water
which flows naturally into the Gulf of
California and thence into the Pacific
ocean has been virtually lifted across
the backbone of the Rocky mountains,
and now, after being used for irriga-
ton, finds its way into the Gulf of
Mexico. A number of small streams
on the other side of Longs peak.
which flow into Grand lake and thence
into the Colorado river, have been di-
verted by ditch that finds its way
through 10000 feet high into the head
waters Of the Poudre. Some 400 cubic
feet per second has thus been diverted
from the Pacific to the Atlantic slope,
where tie water is used for irrigating
additional farms in Larimer county.
1t is not strictly correct to say that
this water has been lifted across the
range. But feat Of sinuous engineer
ing has diverted it, which amounts to
the same thing.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15
No Rocking Lullaby.

Strange at it may seem, the IT, ne
honored custom of rocking babies TO
sleep is a bad one. 1t is injurious y y
the children themselves, and is caus\
eventually of much unnecessary
trouble to their guardians. Mothers
should therefore see to 1t that from the
very first the little ones are brought
up in the way they should go, and that
the monthly nurse does not get them
into bad habits by rocking them to
sleep either in her arms or in their
cots. There is no doubt that rocking
is the most expeditions way Of induc-
ing baby to go to sleep, but II one
once starts, baby will not sleep with
out it, and at later age Is likely to
suffer from insomnia. Rocking may
save immediate trouble to lazy nurse
or mother by inducing sleep when a
child does not require It, or when 1t
ought to be taken up from its cot and
have clean clothes put on, but 1t will
never cause that sweet, gentle and per-
feet sleep which should be character
istic of baby who has no artificial
aids to induce slumber.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15
MErAMoRPHosIs OF ITALIANS
Contrast of Newly Arrived Immigrants
and Their Americanizcd Relations.

Contrast of Newly Arrived Immigrants
and Their Americanizcd Relations.
There was a meeting outside the
barge office. A batch Of immigrants
had come In, and Giulia and her man
were In waiting to receive some new
In her finest and most gorgeous raj
ment, combining a reckless love of
bright colors with an ardent desire to
look American. Her hat was a mar
vel of Third avenue millinery. Her
bright dress was after the most ap-
proved autumn model, always. OF
course, from the Third avenue stand
point, and the pendant earrings, great
yellow brooch, and jingling bracelets
were dazzling to behold. To crown
all, and as an irresistible finish, she
had squeezed her plump hands into
pair Of yellow kid gloves, momentarily
threatening to burst. Pietro's scarlet
necktie, generous expanse of shirt
front, low-cut mottled waistcoat. and
highly gilded watch chain limited his
powers of self-adornment, but his lit
tie wife cheerfully made up for all he
lacked. Shrill cries of "Ecco! Eccov'
turned the dull eyes of three persons
In their direction, and, extricating
themselves from the excited crowd,
they withdrew to contemplate each
other at their leisure. The contrast
was painful on one side, pathetically
ludfcrous on the other. Francisco and
his sisters gazed blankly at their
changed and resplendent relations.
The man had on tight breeches of
homespun, gray flannel shirt with a
red cotton handkerchief knotted at the
throat and was picturesque speci-
men of Tuscan manhood. The women
were bare-headed; covert glances had
been exchanged over Giulia's startling
headgear. They wore huge, roughly
cobbled boots, and short petticoats
displaying striped blue and yellow
stockings, and knit worsted shawls Of
variegated colors were tightly drawn
about the shoulders and fastened at
the opened throat with monstrous cor
al brooches, the crowning glory of
their attire. But Giulia! Truly she
was a queen in comparison! Never
mind! Americanisms are quickly ac-
CURED, and if the brother is lucky six
months may see their metamorphosis.
New York Sun.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15

The old house formerly occupied b.
Cyrus w. Field, in East Twenty third
street, New York, is now being torn
down to make room for more pre-
tentious structure. 1t was in this
house that Mr.. Field lived when he
first broached the idea of building
cable between Europe and America.
He still made the old house his home
when, after twelve years Of disap-
pointment and struggle, the great
dream of his life became an accom-
plished fact. For some years the
building has been used as boarding
house. Now it is being razed to the
ground
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15
Like Finding Money.

The use of the Endless Chain Starch
Book in the purchase of "Red Cross" and
'Hubinger's Best" starch, makes it Just
like finding money. Why, for only Sc you
are enabled to get one large 10c package
of "Red Cross" starch, one large 1Oc pack
age OF "Hubinger's Best" s-lrch, with the
premiums, two Shakespeare panels, print
ed in twelve beautiful colors, or one Twen-
deth Century Girl Calendar, embossed in
gold. Ask your grocer for this starch and
obtain the beautiful Christmas presents Tree
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15

In report to the State Depart
ment the United States Consul at
Lyons says of the ravages of con-
sumption in France each year: For
every six persons IN this country at
least one dies of consumption. OF
the $50, 900 deaths that occur every
year in France over 100000 are
caused by pulmonary tuberculosis or
phthisis, and this number, instead of
decreasing, goes on augmenting every
year. Hardly family but pays to it
a sad tribute. No disease, no scourge,
can be compared to tuberculosis, so
far as the number of the victims is
concerned. All epidemics and con-
tagious diseases combined-typhoid.
varioloid, scarlatina, measles, diph-
iberia, cholera, etc.-do not cause
half ss many Deaths"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15
SHE SMILED AT ME,

She smiled at me, as 1 passed her by.
With smile half-impudent, half-shy.
And turned and saw her twink ling eve
She smiled at me.
She smiled at me and her eyes were bright,
They danced and twinkled with pure de.
light,
And 1 carried the smile from noon till
night
She smiled at me.
Twas none OF your bold, impertinent smiles
Ihat speak OF a willful woman's wiles,
But the sunny smile that heart beguiles-
She smiled at me.
And all through the day, in memory
Her smile and its dimple still could see.
1t frightened my daily drudgery--
She smiled at me.
That night, when my coat on a chair laid,
Pinned to the tail was card, which
prayed
"Please Kick Ne Hard" That's why the
maid
Had smiled at me.
Baltimore American.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15
Snye the Niclxels.

From saving, comes having. Ask your
grocer how you can save 15c by investing
Sc. He can tell you just how you can get
one large 10c package of "Red Gross"
starch, one large 1Oc package of "Hubln-
gers Best" starch, with the premiums, two
beautiful Shakespeare panels, prini Hd in
twelve beautiful colors, or one Twentieth
Century Girl Calendar, all for &c. Ask your
grocer for this starch and obtain these
beautiful Christmas presents free.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15

There Is moro Catarrh in this section Of the
country than all other diseases put together
and until the last few years was supposed 70 be
inourable. For a great many years doctors
local remedies, and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced It in.
durable. Science has proven catarrh 10 be
constitutional disease and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure
manufactured BY +. j. Cheney q Co., Toledo,
Ohio, Is the only constitutional cure on the
market IL Is taken internally in doses from
10 drops to tcaspoonful. It acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any case
1t falls to cure. Send for circulars and testi-
moniels. Address FL: CHENEr& Co, Toledo o.
Sold By Druggists, TIC.
6Au's Family Pills are the best
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15
HUMOR or THE DAY.

The first umbrella appeared in 1777.
The last one disappeared about forty
minutes after we bought it.-Elliott's
Magazine.
The Physician-"You have a coat
on your tongue" The Colonel--'T
sincerely hope it is a macintosh. -
Indianapolis Journal.
'Tis folly to be wise, because
Such boomerangs are natures laws
The sage may win encomium,
But people dodge who see him come.
Chicago Record.
Cleverton-"When you told her
father you loved her did he show much
feeling?" Dashaway-"Oh, yes. I
don't know when L have been so
moved"--Life.
"This goes against the grain," mur-
INJURED the college youth who had re-
turned home to the old farm, and
whose stern parent had put him to
work, in the cornfeld.
An Irish poacher up before mag
istrate made this defence: "Indade,
your worship, the only bird / shot
was rabbit; and [ knocked that down
with stick. Tit Bits.
There was u youn.: man in the choir,
Whose voice rose up hoir and holr,
TIL so high did it soar,
You could hear it no moar,
And twas found next day on the'spoir.
Chicago News.
Mrs. Murphy-"Oi say, Pat, what
would yez do if the ould house would
tumble on yez and crush yez to
death ?" Ber Husband-"Fa an
Old fly for me loife. Ohio State
Journal.
"There is always something frigid
to me about the atmosphere ofa bank, +"
said De We're. 'Well, that is prob
ably because they always deal in cold
cash there" observed Handy. y.-Phila-
delphia North American.
Gentlemen, this is one of the most
dangerous experiments known to
science. The slightest mishap and
the experimenter will be blown to
atoms. 1 will now step into the closet
while my assistant performs the ex-
pertinent. Princeton Tiger.
Eyes, I want salesman" said the
manager of the store, ''but you are
too old. If you were twenty years
younger 1 would give you the place
in minute" "Shall 1 come again, :"
asked the gray-haired applicant,
"when l am in my second childhood?"
Chicago Tribune.
$50 you were bound and gagged by
bandits while in Italy, were you?"
asked the garrulous person. ''Regu-
lar comic opera bandits, eh?" 'No,
SIR" said the traveller; "there was
nothing of the comic opera style about
them. The gags they used we're all
ew."--Cincinnati Enquirer.
81 must send them all circulars"
exclaimed the man who was addressed
by his acquaintances as professor.
"Those men who have testified in the
Investigation ought to know about
me" what business are you in?"
ST have new system OF memory
training. Washington Post.
Proud Father my old father, T
called to see if you couldn't make
place for my son in your establish
ment. He has just graduated with
high honors." Old Friend-"My
dear old boy, nothing would please
me better. Tell him to call around in
two years. New York Weekly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15

Attention is called to the very useful
articles contained in the premium list OF the
Continental Tobacco Co. g advertisement OF
their Star Plug Tobacco in another column
OF this paper 1t will pay to save the "Star"
tin tags and so take advantage of the best
list ever issued by the Star Tobacco.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15
r. N U. 81 ~

Inc hrst
grocer Will
package OF
OF Its kind printed
Gross"
has for itself
ee and and chemically
beauti rlsmss
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15
The CRYING Need.

Wireless telegraphy, horseless car
riages and chainless bicycles are all
very well in their way, but what the
world really yearns for is a noiseless
baby.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-01-15

Three sizes: 25c., enough for an ordinary
eoldi ooc.. Just right for asthma, bronchitis,
hosrseness. whooping.cough, bard colds;
and TO kevr IN hand.