The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-10-18
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Near Enough Tommy: .Pa, what does
disagree mean% Pa: "Well, when two
Now, can you guess what disagree MEANS"
Tommy: ooh, yes! that's when only one
people think alike" Philadelphia Press.
Eyes and Nose ran Water.-C. G. Ar
cher of Brewer, Maine, says: 81 have had
Catarrh for several years. Water would
run from my eyes and nose for days at
time About four months ago l was induc-
ed to try DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder,
have not had an attack. It relieves in ten
minutes" 80 cents. Sold by Edmund Will
son and A. A. HOwes & Co.'S.
Mother: "Tommy, what makes you so
late?" Tommy: Had some words with the
teacher, and she kept me in after school,
Mother: "Y GU had words with the teacher ?"
"Y es, mother. couldn't spell EN-" Tit
Bits.
Heart Relief in half an hour-A lady
in New York State, writing of her cure by
DR.. Agnew's Cure for the Heart, says: 81
feel like one brought back from the dead, SO
great was my suffering from heart trouble
and so almost miraculous my recovery
through the agency Of this powerful treat
mund Wilson and A. A. Howes & Colo.
a Clever Turn-"What a pretty fall hat
p hat turns9 around With the baet t o
the 'front.' cleveland Plain Dealer.
Dyspepsia of human existence. Bur-
dock Blood Bitters cures it, promptly, per-
manently. Regulates and tones the stomach
The Only What would you
do if should kiss you?" She-"That's for
you to find out!' Puck.
Is it a burn? Use Dr.. Thomas Eclectric
Oil. A cut? Use DR.. Thomas Electric
Oil. At your druggists.
A Sagacious ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Voter
-'sWhat do you mean, sir, by saying that
81 a day is enough for a laboring man."
Suave Politician-"Oh, Imean that is enough
for him to spend on trolly rides and ice
cream indianapolis Journal
Too late to cure cold after consumption
has fastened its deadly grip on the lungs.
Take DR.. Woods Norway Pine Syrup while
yet there is time.
A Problem-Bobbe with a sigh, after
struggling for a quarter of an hour with his
fathers hair-brushes) 81 say, father, how
do manage to get your parting so naked"
Punch.
It's mistake to imagine that itching piles
can't be cured; mistake to suffer day
longer than you can help. Doan's Ointment
brings instant relief and permanent cure.
At any drug store, 90 cents.
Wrinkles Passay eyes, and when
he proposed, l tried to pretend that l didn't
care for him at all. l tried hard not to let
him read any announcement in my. face,
but he did," Miss Peppery: "Ah! sup
pos he could read between the lines. u Phila-
delphia Press.
At no Time Is Man Secure from Attacks
Of such disorders of the stomach as cholera
morbus, cramps and diarrhpa; but these
complaints are common during the heated
term, when it is dangerous to neglect them
PAIN-KILLER is remedy that has never
failed and the severest attacks have been
cured by it. Avoid substitutes, there is but
one Pain-killer, Perry Davis. 25c. and SOC
Must Discriminate: "For mercy's sake,
Mildred - exclaimed Mrs. Highmore, shock
ed at the negligee attire of her youngest
daughter, who had gone to the front door to
look at fire on the other side of the street,
in public with your collar unbuttoned and
your sleeves rolled up except when you are
playing golf?' Chicago Tribune.
ever Worry-Take them and go about
your business they do their work while
you are doing yours. DR.. Agnew's Liver
Pills are system renovatOrs, blood purifiers
and builders every gland and tissue in the
anatomy is benefited and stimulated in the
use of them. 10 doses in a vial, 10 cents.
Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes
u Coil.
IIarriet-"When ! said, Speaking about
husbands, what made you stop me?" Car
rie-"Because was afraid you would offend
Mrs. Menniwed. She has lost no less than
three husbands, and she is very sensitive
on the subject, therefore. She is afraid
that people will think they We're lost through
how ,,1f..x
Piles cured in to 6 nights.-One APP
plication gives relief. Dr. Agnew's Oint-
ment is a boon for Itching Piles. OF Blind,
Bleeding Piles 1t relieves quickly and
permanently. In skin eruptions it Stands
without a rival. Thousands of testimonials
if you want evidence. 30 cents. Sold by
Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes Il Coz
All Play. "You musicians ought to lead
a very happy life," said Tenspot to the cor
netist. Il don't see why" "Dont you?
Why, even your work is play Detroit
Free Press.
An International Courtshp' the new
and Accordingly interesting novel by Mel
Vile Kirke, has been described by a leading
London weekly newspaper as "a remark
able novel; 1t is the story of marriage be-
tween American girls and titled English
men. Published by The Nicely Co., ia
L illn ave, n. L. 1OSIpdlU S1.UU oyfS24
She: "lf you love me SO much why don't
you prove it by some act of courage"
He: 'tGreat Scott haven't been hanging
around for two hours when you were play
ing golf" Brooklyn Life.
RELIEF IN SIX HOURS.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Disease
relieved in six hours by "NEW GREAT
SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is a
great surprise on account of its exceeding
promptness in relieving pain in blad-
der, kidneys and back, in male OF female.
Relieves retention of water almost imme-
diately. If you want quick relief and cure
this is the remedy. Sold by A. A. Howes &
Co., Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1y19
Acme of Quality. "This is certainly the
great American novel; 'You don't say SOL"
"Ye s, its view of Washington life could not
possible be more distorted.' Detroit Jour
nal.
BELLAVITA, Arsenic Beauty Tablets
and Pills for the complexion; 10 days treat
ment soc, 80 days treatment S1.OO. Sold by
A. A. Howes & Co., druggists, Belfast, Me.
3yrS24.
The Situation The Author: 81 wish |
had time enough to write good book"
His Friend "Why not take it?'' The Au-
thor: Cant afford to. | am too busy
writing successful ones.'' Life.
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