The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1900-12-21
eta JANE .ETCHlNGS.
Establishing a Dude Factory.

His text was Hebrews 6:19. (which
hope We have as al anchor cf the
soul, both sure and steadfast, and
which entereth into the vail" He
will preach again on the 5sh Sabbath
at l a. In.
Mrs John Foster is lying very i'll
at her home Lear Sunny Side with
typhoid fever.
Last week the family OF DIR. j. +.
McCluney erected beautiful monu-
ment to his grave in Salem grave
yard. 1t was m ,de by Mr.. Hopper.
field, of Yorkville.
The new flat has been launched at
HowelPs Ferry. 1t was made by
Messrs. Wilkinson and Robinson.
The widow ''Vox" gave the yourg
people very pleasant reception at
her home on last Saturday evening.
All seemed to enjoy themselves. She
is one of the most handsome and win
some young widows aid knows how to
make people enjoy themselves. Were
she to set out again the young girls
would find in her formidable rival.
But poor creature, she has been fooled
once and that is great satisfaction
to the girls.
It's fact that goes without dispute
that there never was q man (ofthe
right sort) but thought he had the
best wife in the world, but at the same
time he thinks that she was extreme
Iy fortunate to marry just such man
as he is.
Amongst the fashionable social
events of the season was the organiza.
ton OF a club or chapter of dudes"
1t starts of we'll. A full corps of
charter members took part in the or,
ganjz alton and others will doubtless
pass the required examination fJr
admittance. The enrolment will be
large if all elligables come 10. The
by laws provide among other things
16s nis..D 10 sSo SSSSb SSHSs st5Ve xj " Wood
fires, draw or carry water tor hls
mother or sisters or help them in any
thing pertaining to their house work'
neither is he to be guilty OF soliing
his hands by bridling, currying, har'
Messing or saddling horse or other
animal, except when he wants to 60 a
courting, or to take his best girl ou'
tn ride. and then it must be when
} there is no one else to wait on him
: at no time and under no circum
t stances is he to take less than Il
q minutes to comb his hair and adJus
8 ~. collar and necktie when his moth
Q er is waiting breakfast on him, unde
No circumstances will he be permitte
g to 90 to church where antl'dudis
% people assemble for devotional Quite
). without first providing himself with
1 sufficient supply of cigarettes an
!. matches to keep him putting durio
1t the time he is there, and it is express
IS. epioiued that he emphasize his impo
Of tance by the use of a series OF grar
it matical "cnss words" before the iitt
ct bows or by his sonorous horse-iaug
ck near the door of the church while 9
,g religious service is going on, t
iii nearer the door he gets the bett'
X He ia not to enter the church un
,er after the service begins. and then ia
me- his seat as far from the preacher as
de can get. He ia not to conform to a
ad of the church rules such as standi
lse. or kneeling during prayer or singl
,se and in these he is to take no p
ere or interest whatever. AS soon as
takes his seat he ia to put on q
nee head of laughing gas, 30 as 10 m'
. a naople at whom he casts his wlnso
r. intelligent eyes "feel cheap" or IN
, r. thew are the butt Of, some ludicr
sseJ Joke he has in store st their expel
inc TO carry out this part of his wori
iS is to call to his assistance other q,
,ass or dudesses if any are present.
inc making his consricuity more no
,ard able and despisable. He is no
han take q seat in the 8. 8. class OF
had church choir but to play the 9
or and expose the awkardness and
hort norance of those who take part II
r.o, devotional exercises. Hs is, as II
was nossible, to make himself useful TO
,elua agreeable with those who soiic
an,e nrs,encs on social occasions and
oysr kssp in touch aud sympathy wit
have neighbors." -,
frat We are satlshed 'n"' ~
, was members WILL mauy ~
g the break over. ont Inc oio "
n get can be resuscita'e". Co. Tho
hal. This closes our "o.H u M WV w.
opped day season. ana we ~isu IA "a "
q. I ers a merry Chr's'maS anu W
dog, New Year.
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