The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1900-11-30
Wives Under Contraot

Wives Under Contract.
How does this idea strike the love.
ly, bellies of Montgomery CilyY A.
dispatch from ~Schoenville, Ponnsyl, A.
mia, dated Nov. 18th, says;
The old colonial scheme Of bargain.
ing for wives has become popular a
mong the Hungarian employee OF the
big car works here. To-day 20
blooming damsels from the fair plails
OF the Danube arrived, aud will soon
become the better halves Of rs many
lusty wOrkmen. The method of the
Virginia planters IN purchasing a
spouse for n few pounds of tobacco
will be followed in a certain measure.
The Hungarian twsins must show
that they will be able TO support the
brides who journeyed so far.
Since tho foundation of the new
town there has been an amazing
dearih Of marriageable
American girls the Gibson type, the
tailor made variety, or the lavoriie
silk lined beauties. do moi meet with
much favor In the ey es OF the chap
pie of S~choenville. The would be
bridegrooms there are compelled TO
get mp early aud work late, 20 there
is little opportunity for them to go n
courtiug. The news of the scarcity
Of marriageable women drifted be-
You'd the sea. It was a pleasant duty
for Cupid.
Twenty girls were willing TO risk
the iempests of au autumn voyage on
the Atlantic to become the brides OF
happy homes In America, aud, band
ing themselves together, they came
over. When they reached their jour
ney's end to-day the entire popula-
ton was on baud TO receive them.
Two engagements had been
ed before noon, aud others followed in
rapid succession. Courtships will he
short aud more maidens will soon be
imported.
You cant afford to risk your lite by
allowing a cough or u cold to develop
into pneumonia or consumption. Ono
Minute Cough Cure will cure throat
aud lung troubles quicker than any
other preparation known. Many doc
tiers use il as II specific tor grippe,
IL Is an infallible remedy for Group.
Children like It aud mothers endorse
1t. City Drug Store. II
Constipation means the accuinula-
tion of waste matter that should be
discharged daily, aud unless this IL
done the foul matter is absorbed and
poisons the system. Use lIerbine To
bring about regularity of the bowels.
Price soc, Cason's Pharmacy, ll-9-lm
elmo" the human snake %chariner,
who made the rounds Of the county
street fairs, aud was advertised as AN
African product. died at his birth
place in Chillicothe the other day.
.IJuo's- feat consisted of getting Ia a
den of poisonous snakes and have
them bite him, aud he In return would
bite their heads of and wauld eat a
RATHER or viper with MS much relish,
%appnrently. as one would devour n
couple OF birds and a cold bottle.
This exhibit was Mt the Marshall street
fair. aud was revolving. to say the
least.-Glasgow Misssourian.
Thousauds of men and women suffer
from niles, especially women with
female weakness have this suffering oil
contend with IN addition to their
other pains. Tabler's Buckeye Pile
Ointment will quickly effect a cure
Price soc in bottles, in tubes 75c. Cas-
o,,,s Pharmacy. 11-9-lm
Weekly Excursion Sieepers lea'e
st. Louis via Katy Flyer IN. X. q
T. Ry.) every Tuesday at S;i0 p
M, for San Antonio, Los Angeles
and San Francisco. First sleeper
leaves st. Louis Nov. 9th. 11-9-ti
The Memphis Oommercial-Appeai
not TO be behind times, the other da!
devoted n chunk of it's editorial col
umn TO "Coin" Harvey aud his recen
statement. In commenting on tn
fact that Mr.. Harvey was not allowed
TO take part in the campaign 1t sale
ut Is shrewdly suspected that tn
manager we're jealous of him. Col
mad purchased a farm in Arknnsa
where big red apples blush to a erin
son; aud anyone owning a farm
Arkansas, where big red apples blus