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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
All Too True.

Getting things on tick is the great
American evil 1t is the main cause of
our stupendous extravaganza and exces-
sive waste. We should encourage the
people to adopt the spot cash system, in
their smaller affairs at least. Instead OF
doing this we take a sort of pride in our
extravaganza and tempt the spot cash
buyers to go in debt. Portage Register.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
100 Men Wanted !,

To 60 with us ON our next Land Seek
ers' Excursion. Half fare plus 50 for
round-trip tickets. FREE FARE to all
who bay land from us. Write rs at
once tor dates of excursions and OTHER
information. INTER STATE LAND Co.
a0a s, Fourth ST., La Crosse, Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
A Splendid Motto.

On the wall in the residence Of q
prominent citizen of this state, the
writer, not long since rea dthe following
motto nicely framed and in large type
'Iexpect to pass through this world
but once Amy good thing therefore
that can do, or any kindness that
can show to any fellow human being, lei
me do it now. Let me not defer OF
neglect it, for shall not pass this way
again"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17

Solfest Tollefson, another of the old
veterans of the war, responded to the
last roll call. at his home near this city,
last Wednesday. after protracted con-
fnement Mr.. Tollefson was 65 years
of age. He leaves widow and several
sons and daughters. Funeral occurred
at the Lutheran church, on Friday, con-
Quoted by Pastor Gulbranson. The re-
mains were followed to their last resting
place by very long procession
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17

a FARM IN TOWN OF UTICA, CRAW-
"A ford county, OF about 81 acres, 10 ncres I'M
der cultivation, balance nice growing tim
Der; splendid tobacco land; "a miles from
-four mill, WOODEN factory and NJ. f. church:
III nc lies from Catholic church; 10 miles south
Of yiroqua. Also the North Star hotel in
Viroqua, or will exchange for good farm. Ii
is located on Main street In Viroqua, county
seat OF Vernon county; population, about
1000. Livery in connecticut with house
JOSEPH DEFINING
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
Fifty Dollars Reward.

The above amount will be given to
anyone that will visit the Opera house
next Monday night and is not convinced
that the entertainment given is better
than any they ever saw for the same
small admission.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
I.e;oht AGAIN After Horses,

H. Z. Leight. the horse-buyer, will be
in Viroqua on Tuesday and Wednesday,
January 30th and 31st to buy heavy
and driving horses Those interested
should remember the dates.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17

Caused Lots of ssC.ack1iuo -

Ardo Buchanan of Webster, sold to j.
S. Groves & Sons at Ross, in the year
1899, 1,474 dozen eggs, which brought
him 1852 30, making an average of a
shade over lie per dozen. Farmers,
does it not pay to take good care OF
vnl1r chicknrS2
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17

WANTED - MEN TO LEARN BARBER
w trade. 500 positions at $50 monthly
waiting our graduates. New field, can earn
tuition, two mouths complete. All informa-
ton with handsome 1900 sovenler mailed
free. HoLER BARRIER COLLEGE, Chicago. III,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
notice OF ANNUAL MEETING.

NOTICE rs HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
In annual meeting of the Utica Farmers
Mutual Fire Insurance Company will be held
at Soldiers Grove, on Saturday, Feb. g. 1900 at
10 o'clock a. m. for the election OF seven di-
rectors and the transaction of such other
business as may be properly brought before
the n Getting. ID. q. sCHOENBRRGER, Sec.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
PRACTICAL INDUSTRIAL SCHOOL.
Farmers Institute at Ontario Should be Rousine
One Program and Information.

Farmers and dairymen in the vicin
ity OF Ontario, and the villagers generally
should not fail to unite for the purpose
OF making the farmers institute at thai
place next Tuesday and Wednesday
January 23rd and cath, complete sue.
cess. It is. the first meeting Of the
character to be held there, and III viii
prove of interest and benefit 60 She
community as a whole. Following il
the program as sent out by the uniyer.
slty agricultural department.
TUESDAY MORNING, 10 O'CLOCK.
manures ........--.......- H. NJ. Culbertson
cultivation Charles Tnorr
AFTERNOON SESSION.
Dalry Cows..................H ii. Nj. CulDertson
M, Z Geo Myie
Inc silo and Silage. ..........,. Charles Thorp
EVENING, 1880 O'CLOCK.
Essays. REGULATIONS. Music, by local talent,
Farmers and Education. III. Nj. Culbertson
WEDNESDAY MORNING $3.50 O'CLOCK.
Potatoes ............H NJ. Culbertson
ny Iorh ,9drops,-. Geo. Wylie
oare u MILK ....-'.-,...,...-....... Chas. Thorp
AFTERNOON.
Roads. ...,.......H IL. Nj. Culbertson
a 8 Making. Chas. Thorp
cWine......- ................C has. Wylie
Questions and discussions viii follow each
topic. Prior to the first session, between 9
and 10 clock, Farmers Institute Bulletin
No. y. VIII pc distributed free. The first
session Will commence at 10 o'clock, sharp.
Cashton institute will open this We'd
nesday, and continue two days. The
program is very similar to the Ontario
meeting
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
Notice.

The company that plays here next
week Is not the one that has been al
Cashton. They don't play small towns.
| They come here from Sparta.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
Good pronerty for sale.

Take LAXATIVE B.4oMo QUININE TABLETS.
All druggists refund the money II 1t fails to
cure. E. w. GROVES signature Is on each
box. 25c.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
TO CUBE UoLD IN ONE DAY

TAKEN UP BY THE UNDERSIGNED, THREE
fourtks miles south of Liberty Pole, about
December 10, black SOW, weight 200 pounds.
MRS. o. K. FoRTEEY.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17

aTfhe home of G. w. Emery, January 9, OF
| rasaeeetion OF the lungs, the infant daughter
si,ree r1orths. Funeral services held NJ Vioisa
January
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
nor SALE. SCOTCH ooLLIEs. SAND 8

LfOh SALE oCOI(.H DULLES, - AND %
4 each; Stables; best blood in the west.
Direct descendants OF Champion Willesbourne
Charlie now at Oakhurst kennels. Printed
pedigr rec with each sale.
A. 7. JORDAN & Sons. Fa Ferge. Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17

POPULAR BOOKS in vIRooUA LIBRARY,

The following comprises a list of
books in the public library that have
each been withdrawn by patrons up
wards of fifty times:
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1900-01-17
VERNON County CENSOR


WEDNESDAY, JANUARY II, 1900
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-10

Cut . strip Of thick paper % that the ends VII
exactly meet when drawn 6Dhev around secoo>
joint OF the finger. Lay one end on this diagfaz
indicates
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-10

These rings are genuine rolled-gold plata, having the sxa
appearance and qualities Of sol1d gold, and guaranteed
the makers to last two yeafs with ordinary usage NJ
patterns and very popular.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-10
" Knickerbocker" Watch.

0ivea fee l7g nea
bood0 and Q 1-eoat 10y
stump. Neat appear. "
ing and IN excellent
q! q! q! O. q ! I; !; :: ! ! ! CD
time. keeper. solid
niekelsilvef case. with U.S.
ornamental back. ~~
Nickel movement, "
eGcapement fully ~
jeweled- The famous XaL s~
"Knickerbocker" ~~
watch. ~
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22

feel Of rough harm siding . rr, r,I.s
and fw, dave, l.p,r ain lyif,I , .hcd
for q carload Of On .irny. II drh,rucd
Es they ourbt d, IL, rt.. ,,,, .h,,,,,
I'm the Illustration f,r,.. south i. u.
fert long Id feet ,,if, . frrt bigb AZ
a VIM. % at r.rb end far Mind.
breaks. q feet hipb. mi. ,,u t,Id
Do head Of dchorned .fr,r4 The ma.
frrial rcuuirrd for bnildsrt, 80 "a mole.
tn ~ feet long ttgc fee, or harm
sidiug inch la Il, f-rf ,,Eb 20
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22

| self on the boats bottom, using an car as a
/ ruddrr 60 Keep the Stow head down the
| river. letting her drift with the tidc which
! WAs here running "a a great rate. Al night
/ sounds tfom the land we're lost in the thick
| cloud, and an almost dead silence rusued as
| we whitfield snuihward, the ouly break be-
! ing an occasional sucking noise Ia the water,
| due to the kufrying whjrlpnais
IL was nervous work Ames was forward
| ss a lookout, bis figure even at that short
/ distance being almost lost 10 the combined
| darkness and blur The girl, seated upon
the center thwart, held herself as straight
| as an arrow, though her head VISA slightly
bent ~ Ia intense listening Fears u her be.
coming an incubus had long since vanished,
aud IL Evs btsrt beat thjCkiy at our dubious
adventure Il 40 rot show IN the quiet and
confident smile with which she had adopted
every suggestion aud obeyed every order
with Ms LITTLE hesitation as though she had
Teen a disciplined soldier In her hand she
held pistol which was buddleI closely IN
ner eiosk tu keep the damp from sta printing.
aud On su emergency fully believed she
would use it without q unalm
had given ordrrs that no shot should be
bred save ~ C2traWily determining that Ia
reference should be met hy cold steel only
1T the onset feared nothing beyond blum,
deEing into a patrol. and in that case the use
Of firearms might alarm the enemy ashore.
In the above fashion. then, we drtftrd
AlonE for perhaps 20 minutes, the wet drip.
ping from rSy bruws aud lashes like tears |
bad no means Of getting at our definite
whereabouts s1ye By guessing by cur speed
that making me think we shonld he ahreasi
II the highlands below Turtle bay. Turning
the boats head nshore. | ran close 10 the
rocks, and then slid along lmore slowly Tor
being hard by the bank jast beyond what |
! thought 20 be the ioom Of the land. rs |
this had gotten into the swing Of the situ. |
alton and had less ieav Of INTERRUPTION |
than OF missing the Phantom. 'TwoulI be |
an easy matter to slip BIZ hes. and even could l
! once mark the height Of CorIearx Hook. |
with It's alarm beacon always ready for the /
touch OF torch, | would then ID an uu
usual sailor II | could make a straight |
course for the aeheener. though aha ssii las |
al her old anchorage. In the darkness bo,h |
hez0sr and heights would he beyond /
ttsief., and ! was approaching what was
very like real worry when my fears we're re-
heved aud our present sitsation Indicated
ny the SQUAD OF eight bells struck IN true
name -waFS-man's style that came boating
over the river about oH our laFboard beam
gave fair guess thai the lsassrrsd beats
came from the Helleronhna striking the
hcHF Of midnight, thar ship being the only
vessel d ssxr which had been anchored
abnre The Jersey prison hulk to Dispute
possible passage 81 sie Sound river from
ahove. ] WAS anfe Of this whsn, after ia
stnag iislsnsnE heard 90 ntAsF sIrikiasa !
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22

Tor had the feet heen near there wouid
baTe bceG a harmony Of bells IN quick sue
ccssion.
Ny mind being thus relieved, | turned
the tubs head into the stream again, and for
awhile We iloatcd rapidly and silently alorE,
boat with three figures that might have
been carved from stone. SO rigid were cur at.
titudeA II walchfaluess aud expectancy.
iear ! am none too strong believer ia
the doctrine OF special propidenocs. though
! have seemed TO see it's workings 10 my own
behalf, as iuatanecd ia the breeze that
saved me from the knife ol the negro, but
u ever the Almighty carried three human
beings Ia the hollow q Ills band, and point
cd out the way II deiivcFance from prcss.
ing danger, He did il this night, and that
without the working Of a miracle. Sud.
denly. and without the Intervention Of
hrrere. We we're GaatiuF I: elsEs water. BE-
fore us rose a white, impcnetFahle cloud Of
q dun luminosity, while behind ~ las the
moist veil from which we had lust drifted
lts height WA clearly marked, and showed
the mist extended not more than ~
feet above the rivers surface. We had
struck chasm in the log, and once when
on the high sras had marked the like, then,
ss now, there being no wind TO mix or drive
the vapoT.
The rift was but a few hundred feet
arroas, though It apparently extended from
shore to shore, like the waters rolled back
Tor the passage of the children Of Israel.
Not boat was in sight. On either hand
the water lay black and fiat, only shin
mctcd here and there by the light Of the
stars that shone clearly overhead. This
incident must not he considered forced.
The writer Aw these exact conditions while
on q ferry boat from New York to Broos
iEu during q iagRy night IN the summer Of
lsaj. The phenomenon is probably due 20 a
"urm aHd comparatively dry struak Of Slow.
y moving lsr, and lasts bu, a lew moments
Il was wonderful. an awe.iuspiTug
sight. boz the quick exclamation nyolaa
tav.y madc-the first sound from the boat
since it lett Turtle hay-was followed hy
aimosi q shout IA marked a height Of head
land from The top Of which, family outlined
against the pale sky, stood up the beacon
J, was torlcars Hook past doubt, known
not alone hy IT, rounded autl.ne. but hy
the unused alarm signal which Clinton had
caused 60 he placed there TO warn the fleet
in case ot "a sudden attack hy the Amer.
saHs \ watch was always kept from this
point. hui doubt lha. the cyc Of an eagle
could hase otisht the tiny sprek at our boat
with tts load OF three at % ioaicI over the
space 80 ap.u water
lu less than eve minute te we're
plunged luto the opposite bank oi log. and
thea ! plssgl the R,rl ~ my place 10 the
STEM quietly shipped the cars 10 the
muiiiei lhp.ga, seated myself ou the thaart.
end held me ready to alter our course and
feel for the schooner 90 soon as VIC had |
gained q tribe more way down the river.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22

Tests made Of seeds 10y the United
Statesdrpartmeni uf agriculture show,
among other results. that lot ~ fox.
tail seed rom Germany ,yug only lG.s
per cent. pure. II costs IS cents a
pound and was ndultcratcd With seed
worth only ten cents. or many seeds
purchased In the open market, a sam.
pie of orchard grass was found ia be 50
per cent. bad; "a batch OF redtop clover,
~ per cent; lot of crimson clover. ss
per cent. bau, and some Hungarian
bronze grass that failed TO terminate
at all. II is TO he hoped that this In.
vestigation win improve the qunlity
offered on he market.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22
Il [|i;1;;i;;:''IizI:i1jiig! g.
Grs :}ssllRgl1S
SHELTER FOR CATTLE
An Open shed which cas- ne BaIIt as
Reasonable Cahs Answers
Meat Purposes.

Start right by getting good ca tie.
thrifty young steers not over 90
months old. You want them 90 grow
as well as fatten. See that thcy are
of good beef form, broad backed. we'll
sprung ribs, good loins. In fact well
developed Of the points where the
high priced beet Is laid on. Avoid the
nHrruw-chested ones with apindiing
legs and slab-Sided Have the bunch
If possible run even In age, size, style
and color.
Before taking them home. you
should have your feed lots properly
equipped. You will not need cost.
~ barn. An open shed and good bed.
ding are NIL right Tests were made al
the Missouri experiment station with
three lots uf steers, one In warm
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22
OPEN CATTLE SHED.

barn, another IN lot with open shed,
and a third 10 an open lot with no
shelter whatever. All fed full On corn
and hay, The best gain was made
by the lot given no shelter. the nest
best by lot kept IN open shed. and the
poorest Toy those kept Ia the barn.
All had good bedding aud were con.
vrnirut 10 water. This latter rs one
o. the most important factors n
possible. hasc well water and wind.
mill or engine, then the feed lot may
BE- located On high ground. where YOU
can save all the manurc-no small
item In the count II your feed lot
IS on the banks Of branch or hollow
convenient 10 water, you may and
probably will lose all the manure.
II your feed lot Is ON high ground
you will need an open shed. which
need not cost much the one shown
Ia Fig. 1 is satisfactory. About ! 200
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22

z
tas seem his last sun u he thwnrss tic. | care
not for onc man not three If can bat guide
my approach. From anght | have seen
and have watched her well nothing has
been dome to her, naught carried away. She
Vas thought iit 10 go on an GRAND 90 Plgal,
only wanting ia men, arms, and provisions;
even the !reah water slowed forward may
be good"
Arms aud provisions sou can have.
They are even now IN the barn room" be an.
swercd slowly and IN strong contrast to my
excited speech "ilu', hc continued ~ he
closed thc shutters. blocked the windows.
and lighted The candle, might you not
ovcrshoot your vessel in the fog. OF run into
some Of tie anchored Gctt when once
adr.fty'
"Ay. al is chanel" broke in Anrs; aud
'twerg better 90 take the chance than 20 be
run 10 earth likc A tired fox, a. IL ike to
happen in hiding here. What, then, would
come to sou. Ps,crg Like enough sou would
help weight third string, and We an hang
together"
when does the tide cbb tonightf"
asked.
Near eleven, or at about the setting Of
the mnog," burt answered Then after a
moment he continued We'll, God be with
YOU gentlemen ! will DO ms part. Like
the refuge iH the barn, made the boat and
had 10 while set Washington held Che city.
/ clearly ierr.aw the outcome Of bis col,
lision with Clinton. and little doubted the
ultimate use 81 both barn aud boat. Either
is af your service
With The opening Ct possible eseape before
me, and one demanding immediate action,
MY spirits went hloft ia the measure of
their former depression. Nor did fear
their reaction, ~ enough uncertainty lay
before e. keep e man eyes and wits awake.
and that, too, without the all Of liquor
Evcn after the decision 30 trust TO The boat
was made, my mtui misgayc me. Was it
better TO dras ,hIs girl tuta She danger Of no
attempt g. lly through a plan which might
uc nippad iu the bud aud end by oar run
ming a. once into the hands C. the enemy, or
DC 10 q suT0ut,ug los with tho doubtful
chance @. being overlooked! Even Il safrr
the latter would bfg1ag more than awkward
Il necessity demanded pralracted conceal
mcut, and i discovery cnsurd il would bui
serve On damn u8T generous beugturfor De
SIDES o. faE. lhe truth. bad 40 wish 60 be
found lk' secured rabbit 10 a hole, 4
mans pride bangs 9n NIGH as long as bis
breath. 81 be ie properly balanced, aud
lgi mode reputation OF which, Co say the
least, J Has hal ashamed, Nay, | would
make Bold end novel move and, Ut lt must
% cowc. end my Die iikr man with brs
liver u, hUrwuar color
The uurh settled. aud tu icss time chan
It has tal.Du 60 write 10, J thought and spoke
no NOM ali Che harm rU5u has turned with
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22
IN CHURCH.


never mark the pastors pose.
iii4 ministerial air.
never even note the clothes
Thu congregation wear.
Repeat 5hr text l could not DO.
l'm deaf 90 every plea,
when Prudence orCunics the pew
Across the aisle from me.
She sits g sweet divinity
~ goodneaH ana OF grace;
Then. is Il strange uaUEht riso / sec
OF hope save In her face"
A hope earth earthly ITS. 'iis true.
Yet saving grace ! SEE
Whom Prudence occupies ifr rev
Across the aisle from mg.
Perhaps the pastors ferygnt speech
To hts flock giysth food.
The theme seems quite beyond ms reach
Though well with love lmbJ,l
That part l grasp. and take a. true.
For mines the mood. you see.
when Prudence occupies the pew
Across the aisle from me.
Roy Farrell Greene IN Munssy'n Mas
Axine
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22
Sl79,l
My half Of wheat .....-..,..... 20 10

Net expense on homestead .... 500 no
We moved ON uur homestead .hly
10th, 1850, have a2 acres IN good shane
for crops in 1900. Ny wife Joins with
me In sending best wishes to you aud
yours.
You can truly say to any poor man
who pays big rent to get fnrm
tsomehody else's lsndl or works for
wages 90 support family, that have
personally tried both In Minnesota and
tried hard TO MAKE success of it, hut
found 10 my sorrow that after working
hard poor living was all could get
out of IL, and after nearly years of
Western Canadian life / will say that
] am very thankful TO you for helping
ms TO decide to try Il in Canada.
Yours respectfully,
W. IL kINkADE
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22
sT,rr or ONO, CRY o, Tolapo, -.

lsl' - k+Ni N.Y.
Frank y Cheney makes oath that he IL the
tgnur partner 3i the rgm oft h. j. Cheney
q Co., doing business 90 the city Of Toledo,
County and State Aforesaid. and that SAID
FIRM will Isy the .Hm ut one Hundred Dol
lars for each and every rase at yNarsh that
cannot hg cured 10y the 60. 90, llalls talauh
Cure. FRANK i. CHENEY.
Sworn 10 before me and sulsrri6rd hi my
prrrcncr, this Gtb day Of December. A ID
lhso. \. ". GLEASON,
kScali Notary Public
ialIst 8tauh Cure r. tskeu internally and
ects directly on the blood ans murHus sur.
faces NJ the system Send for tcstimoujals
irec, /. J. CHENEY & co, Toledo, o.
Sold rs druggists 7Tr.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22

The governor general of Canada. while
enjoying drive 90 ti.r keen. frosty air, mot
an Indian who wgtF0~ aHts ,hd From
more guuu.ty be- stopped fhr sleigh when
opposite the Indian afl a.kri him how It
W Dc could Withstand thr cold under ~
light q covering The lrInu, without .
mnmautE hrsiatt1u. answered hy asking.
How Your face not ,1dF"
The governor general explained in his
t.mprsi English how Is was that. the skin
OF his face having been exposed 10 the
weather always, lt naturally bad hardened
Tue Indian waited tiII The white man was
Through, then, with an utterly expression.
less c1un'rauct. he said
Ne all face, and wsut Die way.- Cinciu.
nat Enquirer
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22

The mother Of little three ycarold hsd
been away from bone overnight. and on her
return asked
And hnw did my little grl get TO sleep
les, night wliaHu. mamma 2"
'tl, she replied, papa lwici 10 sing TO
me Ike on doe. an d. went 10 s'csp veal
tUi.k so ! tauldn't hear him "- Cincinnati
Enquirer
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22

Take Laxative hrnmn guiutnr Tablets An
druggists refund muuyB IT It tails tncurc. 2Jc
Don't give M bin for 'rst. The fellow
mas get married and make good Wash.
tHgt0u la Democrat
Each packing, ofpt .TNAM'> PADDLES
DYES color, more goods than any other
dye and ,u.urs them better too. Sod by all
druggh.s
some men qutrru. 80 much that after
awhile they ihink .aCy enjoy it, Washing
ton tlal Democrat
Cure your cough with Ha!o's Honey Of
uorchuund 5u# Far
Pixies To1tLachc Drops Curg 90 one minute.
Humanity drra for revenge BE- illus.
traled 10 making tbs goat q lu,t gi rdteu'c.
--ChicaED Dispatch
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22

Husband ION bis return fro'n hHsi.
nessl Why, ms dear. what Is he mat
ter? You look Ill.,
Wife (tainily) - Oh! Jim, I've just
been reading some patent medicine ad.
vrriisemeut, aud End have 10 dis
asses, any one Of which may prove fatal.
-~Aitx Slouer.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-03-22

does fksEs more certainly
etsass aHy Other sssegsscine-
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