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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

After suffering from piles for fifteen
years I was cured by using two boxes
Of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve," writes
W.. j. Baxter, North Brook, N. c.. It
heals everything. Beware of counter
feits. Lreland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
A Woman's Discovery,

Isabelle used to sacrifice myself
for other people.
Belinda-Don't you do it now?
Isabelle-No. I've quit it; people
seem to like me just as well, and
I know I'm more amiable and better
looking.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

lThH-DeLcncF lie L won u. l. KNOW
a place where | kin git whiskey for u
nickel.-New York journal.
1T is with a good deal of pleasure and
satisfaction that l recommend Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy" says Druggist A. w. Saw
telle, of Hartford, Conn. "a lady GUS
toner, seeing the remedy exposed for
sale or my showcase, said to me: I
really believe that medicine saved my
life the past summer while at the Shore
and she became SO enthusiastic over its
merits that l at, once made up my mind
to recommend 1t in the future. Recently
a gentleman came into my store so ov-
ercome with collie pains that he sank
at once to the floor. 1 gave him a dose
of this remedy, which helped him. l
repeated the dose, and in fifteen minutes
he left my store smiling, informing me
that he felt as we'll as ever. Sold by
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Such is Fame.

Citizen-Of'sher, can you (hic) tell me
where (hic) live? I'm (hic) Senator
Bigbody, you know.
Oficer-What's your cooks name?
Citizen-Mary Ann (hic) O'Brady.
Officer-Four blocks down and two
doors to yer right.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Helped Her Out.

Floss Frivol-Yes, l quarreled with
the leading man, and, as the rest of the
company sided with him, resigned. 80
Heidi nobody take yonr part?
Floss-Only my understudy.
CLIO rattn.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Not = Circumstance.

The chilliness of liquid air
Seems more like warmth. tits found.
To those who meet that frigil stare
Where Boston girls abound.
-El1ott's Magazine.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
BIsMARCK's IRON NERVE

BISMARCKS IRON NERVE
Was the result of his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out Of order.
II you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power Of
brain and body. Only 26c at Fischer &
Co.'S drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
A Biblieal Reason.

Jeweler-Why do you refer to
watch cases without movements as
faith?
Pious Clerk-Well, you see, they
don't amount to very much without
good works.-Jewelers' Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
An Egg Plant.

Let me see, unused the sporting editor;
what is an incubator?
An incubator, replied the agricultural
editor, is an egg plant-Chicago Tri-
bune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
A Clear Case of Suicide.

Where is that pug dog of yours?
Dead.
What allied him?
Committed suicide.
No! How did he do 1t?
Tried to lick the butchers new bull
terrier .-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
DYSPEPSIA CAN BE CURED BY USING
AcKER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
rs cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

We see her at the telephone,
We note her stormy frown;
She calls her husband up
And then she calls him down.
Chicago Daily News
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

Many new and elegant designs for in
vitations to commencement exercises At
the New Mexican office. Ask to see
samples.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Diverted IiberaNty.

II q a was a generous uncle to his
sisters children before he married, she
always looks upon his children as In
terlopers. -Atchison Globe.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Too Early For Illness.

Smith-How is your wife's health?
Jones-EXcellent. It's too early for
her to think of going away for the sum-
mer yet, you know.-Judge
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

Try the new remedy for %costiveness,
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's. Every box guaranteed. Price, 25
cents. For sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

Jimmy with the peanuts)-A little
girl choked to death eating peanuts
the other day.
Jane-Well, she'd been Twin yet II
she'd known youth. Y. World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

Many new and elegant designs for in
vitations to commencement exercises at
the New Mexican ofHce AK to see
samples.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
A Good Time to be AWAY.
The Beers hold out well.

Yes; they won't show any signs of let
ting 60 until their women get all the
spring blowing done indianapolis
Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Kent on the Julnp.

That tall nan seems to be the busiest
person around the establishment. What
does he do?
1t is his duty to see whether the others
are working or not.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA.
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and 50 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Their Wanted Virtue,

The disagreeable person generally
prides himself or herself on not being o
hypocrite.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

Yon have this word wrong, said the
man who had been debating. I said
marital, and,you have written Il martial.
oh, l guess that's all right, answered
the stenographer with conviction. I've
been married myself.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
STORY OF A SLAVE.


To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains of disease is the worst
form of -s4avery. George D. Williams,
OF Manchester, Mich, tells how such a
slave was made free. He says: MY
wife has been SO helpless for five years
that she could not turn over in bed
alone. After using two bottles of Elec-
trio Bitters, she is wonderfully i'm
proved and able to do her own work"
This supreme remedy for female dis
eases quickly cures nervousness, sleep
lessness, melancholy, headache, back
ache, fainting and dizzy spells. This
miracle working medicine is a godsend
to weak, sickly, rundown people. Every
bottle guaranteed. Only so cents. Sold
by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Improbable Game,

OnpEUNtHDIe W6me,
City Sportsman-Any game heref
Jerseyman-Plenty O. snipe.
"Snipe! 1t doesn't pay to hunt them.
Too small"
Too small ter cook?"
TOO small to hit."-N. Y. Weekly,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

All kinds of typewriter papers for
sale at the New Mexican printing ONCE.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. US

Acker's English Remedy in any case of
coughs. colds OF Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
One Requisite.

Shells he an artist?
He-Well-er-he has a studio!
Cigarette.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Very Had,

Jimmie-How's business7
Cracker-Bad, very bad.
Jimmie-What yer been doln'
lately?
Cracker - Robin safes,-N, Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

Detroit. Mich, and return. 1880. San
ia Fe Route, May 10 and 20.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Low Rates Via d. d r. q. b. r. to
Republican National Convention
Philadelphia, Pa, June 10th

One first-class fare for the round
trip is authorized from all Denver &
phia and return. Selling dates, June Is,
IA and Is, 1900. Tickets to be good leav-
ing Philadelphia up to and including
June rs, 1900. AL tickets limited to con-
tinuous passage in each direction.
T. ]. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
s. X. HOOPER, G. P. & T. A., Denver,
Colorado.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

When winter comes the vital forces of
nature are low, and the tree stands like
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
It's Real Fun Now,

Bobby is attending to his piano
forte lessons very faithfully of late,'
said the youths u..cle.
"Yes," replied his mother. II don"
have any trouble with him about tina,
now"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
How did you manage it?"

Some OF the neighbors complained
of the noise his exercises made, and :.
told him about it. Now he thinks It'll
fun to practice ."-1it-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
A Golden Truth.

Green Il know a kind of money tina
does not talk.
Breen-What kind is it?
Green-Hush money.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
No Beer for Him.

Gentleman-Here's a nickel for you.
Now don't spend it for beer.
Tram-Betcher life l won't. | know
a place where | kin git whiskey for u
nickel.-New York journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Convention Of the Colorado State Fed
GRAFTON Of Labor At Cripple Greek,
Colo, june 4 to 8, 1900.

Convention Of the Colorado State
Federation of Labor at Cripple Creek,
Colo, June 4 to 8, 1904 rate Of one
and one-ffth fare on certificate plan to
Cripple Greek and return Is authorized,
providing there are fifty or more in at
tendance. Certificates available June 1,
2, 8, 4. s and 6, 1900, and to be signed by
j. K. Robinson, secretary; H. ]. Gekin,
ticket agent Midland Terminal Rail-
way. Cripple Creek, to act as joint
agent. Other conditions as given above
win govern.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-04
COLONY WANTS HOMES IN
UNITED STATES.
ASK ABOUT HoMEsTEADs
Railroads Offer to Carry Them
Free to Points in West
and Southwest.

New York, Dec. Last June an
interview with Rietz, Transvaal sec
rotary Of state, was cabled to this
country, in which the secretary stated
the Beers would fight for their liberty
as long as there was any hope Of gain
ing it. They would, he said, v
surrender to Great Britain or become
part of the British empire, sooner
than do that, most Of the hardy Boer
farmers with their families would en-
igrate to this country. This special
in the New York World, brought re-
sponsive statements from the COVER
nors of several states including New
Mexico, Arizona, Wyoming, South
Dakota and Montana, who called at
tention to the millions of acres of pub
lie lands which were still open to set
Element under the homestead laws.
Tbeo. w. Gridley, third assistant
secretary of state, has sent to this city
a copy of the following dispatch:
"Lourenzo Marques, south Africa,
November ~, 1900 To Secretary Of
State, Washington: Please advise the
New York World that a number of
Boer families here, 600 men and $50
women and children, contemplate en-
igrating to the United States and ask
the New York World if the offer Of
homestead farms mentioned in said
newspapers telegram to President
Kruger sent in my care, June 1, 1900,
still holds good. Also inquire what
further assistance can be given these
people. Passage provided here. Re-
ply prepaid. (Signed)
Hollis, United States consul"
Since receiving the dispatch from
Consul Hollis through the state de-
partment, officers Of western railroads
owning land grants have been asked
what special advantages, if any, would
be offered the Boer immigrants if they
came. Prompt were re-
ceived from the Atchison, To-
peka & Sante Fe, Chicago, Milwaukee
& st. Paul, St. Louis. & South West
ern, and the Northern Pacific rail
roads offering to transport over
their lines, free of charge, the Beers,
their families and household effects if
they shall come here with the inten-
ton Of settling.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-04
ARMY REORGANIZATION BILL.
Will Be Reported by Committee Next
Tuesday.

Washington, Dec. THE house
military affairs committee expects to
have the bill for a reorganization of
the army perfected on Monday and it
probably will be presented to the
house on Tuesday.
Most of the staff features of Secre-
tary Roots bill, it is expected, will be
rejected by the committee. The
ordnance staff, it is said. will remain
permanent with surgeon generals,
Judge advocates general and paymast-
ers general staff, and the only conces-
sion in the details of the line will be
in the cavalry and infantry branches
of the service and i'll those only below
the grade of major. Details of the
line for staff duty in these branches
will be made up to and including the
rank Of captain. AS soon as the latter
grade is past, officers will be become
permanent additions to the staff.
The paragraph in the secretary's
bill which authorizes the president to
appoint heads Of bureaus, it is said,
also will be eliminated.
The democratic members have been
consulting with regard to the position
to be assumed by them on re-organi-
zation of the army ana a caucus has
been called for Monday afternoon.
The feeling seems to be in favor OF an
extension of the present arrange
ments. and it is expected a bill extend
ing the present law for three years
will be offered as a substitute for the
secretary's measure.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-04
WHY HER DEMANDS ARE NOT
MODIFIED.
MINISTER TALKS
Explains Relations Of Emperor and
Empress to Prince Tuan.
Virtually Prisoners.

Berlin, Dec. IA representative of
the foreign Office informed the CORES
poDdent of the Associated Press today
that Germany has not indicated a dis
position to modify her demands for
the punishment of guilty Chinese Off
Gals, since she does not yet know
what the different powers want.
Germany above ALL" the official
said, wants harmony of action.
Germany foresaw that the note formu-
lated by the Pekin ministers would not
be accepted entirely by all the pow
ers. We have to admit that several
Of the powers, including Russia, de-
sire a change in several of it's provi-
sions. The whole matter is still in
volved in great uncertainty, so that it
is impossible to predict what form the
final agreement will take"
The correspondent of the Associated
Press today interviewed the CHINESE
minister here who said: "There can
not be a question Of the execution Of
Prince Tuan or General Tung Fuh
Slang, who are still defacto in con-
troll of the court. They hold both
the emperor and empress virtually
prisoners. The court is unable to go
to Pekin, even if it were inclined to
do so. Besides the long journey from
Sian Flu to Pekin now that snow is
OIL the ground is almost impossible
with the vehicles III use in those
primitive districts.
"Starving out the court is not feast
III Tbo clio, will ho ,,rnh1o. kD "a o,,,,x,
out such a measure. however, ever if
it was possible. the provinces would rise
in a body for the courts defense. The
worst feature is that the court has
lost confidence in Ii Hung Chang and
Prince Ching, who have demonstrated
their impotence to deal properly with
the invading powers. Under these
circumstances it is certain the Chinese
troubles cannot be adjusted before
spring or later.
Baron Won Wangenheim's assertion
in the reichstag that Emperor William
is systematically misinformed is still
discussed by the press. The Cologne
Volks Zeitung says editorially that it
is notorious that his majesty does not
read the papers representing the var
ious parties, but only daily extracts
made by personal employees. "Thus,"
the paper adds, depending entirely
upon the personal prejudices of his
encourage, he sees only such clippings
as his encourage wants and is, neces-
sarily, getting wrong Impressions"
The Volks Zeitung strongly admon-
ishes the emperor to hereafter devote
a half hour daily to glancing per-
sonally over the leading organs of
each party, saying that then he must
really "feel the pulse of the nation"
The disproportionately large share
which the socialist members of the
reichstag have had in the debates
since the reichstag r~econvened arouses
much rress comment. The Deutsche
Tages Zeitung says: "It sounds
strange, but it cannot be denied that
the socialists already dominate parlia-
mentary proceedings"
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-04
MUCH SUFFERING CAUSED BY
TYPHOON.
FOOD NEEDED IN GUAM
Destruction of Crops Leaves Ma
tives Destitute Sickness
Among Homeless.

Manila Dec. - Rear Admiral
Remey in his official reports of the re-
cent typhoon which visited the island
of Guam says the storm was the sever
est in 40 years. The palace and gov
eminent buildings at Agana were I'M
rooted and wrecked. The storm
reached Plaza. Many Of the homeless
sought refuge in the school and Jail.
No one is reported killed at Agana, but
the mortality caused by the recent ep-
idemic of the grip has been much in
creased by exposure, most Of the
dwellings having been destroyed.
The town of Marajan was levelled
and 20 persons were killed. Several
persons were killed in various small
villages and several small coasters are
missing. No reports have been re-
ceived from some localities.
Cocoanut trees and all crops are
destroyed and food is being distributed
to the sufferers. Admiral Remey has
ordered the Athorus from Cavite with
food supplies. Flour, corr and meats
are needed and it is suggested that
contributions be sent from the United
States. The Brutus from Cavite, and
Solace from San Francisco, due at
Guam recently, will relieve the i'm
mediate needs.
The pounding of the Yosemite upon
a reef broke and twisted her propeller
and she was abandoned and sank No
vember 16. The flagship Newark has
gone to investigate the wreck.
A detachment of the Twenty-fifth
infantry in the mountains near Iba
found the camp of the guerilla leader,
Joaquina, forsaken. Suspended from
trees neal the camp were the bodies OF
three amigos and proof was found
that the rebels had tortured other
captiYes.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-04
CORNER IN EGGS.
Manipulators Have Already Cleaned Up
Half Million.

Chicago, Dec. 1.-The Times-Herald
tomorrow will say: "A corner has
been made on eggs. The price is now
10 cents per dozen and how high it
will go no one but the men who are
the deal can tell.
The men, Armour, Swift and other
packers and dealers who control the
corner have already made about hale
q million dollars and their profits have
only began. The deal is Of such pro-
portions that it makes the Phillips
corner on corn seem Insignificant. The
deal has been engineered by the pack
ers Armour and Swift, who are the
largest owners of refrigerated cars in
the country and who have facilities
for handling eggs to better advantage
than the regular dealers.
There is also a combination of the
Western Gold Storage company, Mon
arch Refrigerator company, Purcell &
Linkham and @. H. Weaver & Co., all
of Chicago, and @. H. Stevens, Of
Beatrice, Neb., who buys at $50 points
in the west, is also heavily interested.
Indications are for a still higher range
of prices. Consumption has been
very heavy and prices of fresh eggs
have kept up between 20 and % cents
for the past few weeks, which is un-
usual and owing to a scarcity. Not
more than'2, 500 cases Of strictly fresh
eggs are held in Chicago today.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-04

Washington, Dec. - Secretary
Hay for the United States and Senior
Correa for Nicaragua today signed a
treaty whereby the latter government
comedies to the United States the nec-
essary rights and privileges within her
bestowal for construction Of the Mic
araguan canal.
This action is taken in anticipation
of congress not acting upon the pend
ing canal bill and Hay-Pauncefote
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-04
NICARAGUA SIGNS CANAL TREATY
Grants the United States Exclusive Right and
Privilege for Constructing Waterway
Across It's Domains.

treaty. Pending submission of the
treaty to the senate, which body must
ratify the agreement, it's terms will
not be made public. It is understood,
however, that generally Nicaragua
grants to the United States govern
ment the exclusive right to construct
and operate a canal between the At
lantic and Pacific across Nicaragua,
including the free use of San Juan
river and of Lake Managua as part
of the water course.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-04
N A
Reminder of Debs' Great Railroad
Strike.

Chicago, Dec. Judge Hancey has
allowed a new trial of the suit of Ar
mour & Co., against the city for re-
cover Of damages for the burning of
three cars, which were burned in the
Twenty-fifth street railway yards in
the railway strike of 1894.
Recovery was sought under the act
which makes a municipality liable for
injury done to property during a riot.
The first trial resulted in a verdict
for the city.
Injudicious remarks Of the counsel
for the defense in his address to the
jury in support of the plea to exempt
the city from liability caused the
granting Of the motion for a new trial.
A great number of similar cases are
OH the court calendars.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-04
MORRISON TRIAL.
Prosecution Introduces Damaging Testi-
mony Against Defendant.

mony Against Defendant.
Eldorado, Kans., Dec. 1.-The razor
with which il is alleged jessie Morri-
son cut Mrs. Castles throat, was
identified in court today by Miss Clara
Cowles. Miss Cowles testified that she
found the razor on the floor near Mrs.
Castle. The defense objected to its
introduction, but the court overruled
the objection.
Two other witnesses testified that
they had seer Miss Morrison. with a
knife or something similar in her hand
after she had been taken from the
Castle home by neighbors. Others
testified to the prisoner having en-
tered the house, apparently of her
own accord, before the murder was
committed.
The defense in its statement of the
case said it would show that Mrs.
Castle called Miss Morrison into the
house and then attacked her.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1900-12-04
SURVIVING PARTNER INJURED.
Meets With Accident Returning from
Davis Funeral.

st. Paul Dec. IF. B. Kellogg, of
the law firm of Davis Severance G.
Kellogg, received a painful injury
while returning from the Davis fu-
neral this afternoon. He was leaving
the cemetery with G. A. Severance,
theother surviving member Of the
firm, in a carriage. The horses became
frightened and the driver lost control.
Kellogg opened the door and sprang
from the carriage. The horses gave a
lurch and Kellogg was thrown heav-
lily against a lamp post breaking bones
in the right elbow. The injury is of
a particularly painful nature Kel-
logg was picked up and taken to his
home where the broken arm was set.