New-York tribune., 1900-08-25
SAYS DANIEL M'CHUOK.
DON'T TINK FUR YURsELF. WHEN
CROKERS WILLING TO DO
IT FUR YE"
IT FUR YE"

The Daniel McChuck Association, at It's meeting
last night IN the Twelfth Ward. Brooklyn, unaz-
mously passed resolutions denounctng Independents
and strongly indorsng Richard Croker for his
stand IN preserving his prerogatives the leader
Of the organization An invitation sent 70 Mr.
Croker and Colonel Asa Bird Gardiner FOR the
chow6er party Of the McChuck Association az Bar
ren Island this week The proceedings were mora
spirited than usual
I'VE stand on tn brink av great National MAS
may" said the Honorable Daniel McChuck the
well known Sewer Inspector, he took the chair
an It wont do { knock flies for the Repub-
ncans to catch william Jennings Bryan is wanst
agin carrytn' IN banner an defytu' Mar-r-rk
Hanna 10 buy him aR Bryan is wan av the
greatest dlscoverers th age. -Four years ago
he lost all his tai feathers because he said that
Il sin 70 bate the rich out av what ye owe
thiru Il ye didn't git cocht f. an this year he's
stuck the same thing OF = tn Billboard, but this
time he's got II II small type down w1d q lot av
small acrobetics ar thin hysrerrical fellys ike
Shepard an Carl Shotss an tn ptnwheal states
men in Boston don't tumble Bryan has discov-
cred that II y1z can't sell gow1d brick the drst
time, thry thry again an maybe ths sucksr Il
grow up TO the occashun-
7 now take pleasure IN say4r' that Afr. Mo
CIoskey, av my distrtck, will intertuos resolu-
tons full Of hot air and true Dimocracy in amer
av Richard Croker. seein' McClOsksy has no
eddycashun I'll read thin nssif. Here goes;
Resolved. That the annerable Richard Croker
VII
knows too much Is do4n' a great public service 70
his fellow min
T don't see as there's anything the matter wfd
Coler" said Michigan, who has nephew in the
Controllers o41oeA Hes dotn' his own rhink11,
that's all"
well McGiggan" sz4d the Sewer Inspector
gravely ITS plain ye air still likely IN yer spare
moments Z find consolation II rubber-nosed bot
lie filed wid warm milk an mulltn tay, Whtn
man gifts t'roo tathin' he don't talk IKE you do
Ter name has retarded yer uteIIecshoosI develop
mint, 7 guess, yts wudn't unload amy yer
reu-for-a- penny naaxns around this disr-1ck Does
his own rhtuktn'i Does his thindn'l McCIIg-
gan, I'd have y1Z know that all The mu-nmies dug
up IN Egypt had the repUytashon av doin' their
own thnkin', an wan thin has been
cavated yit wid0ut shown II every Line av his
courteuancs that he's been filed wtd pain an
morse fur four t'ousaE' years because he did his
OWE thlnktn'. I'd have vie Z know Michigan
that a gifts tr useful nicrobe av
hIlossiry circuIattn' t'roo hts blood he likes
give his brain rist an let else do hts
thinkin'. Yiz don't seem 2 know q good thing
whin viz il
''Phat's the use az runnfn' yer own rubber tire
over tacks an broken glass whin tn other felly is
wiIlin Z do iC7 7 noticed short time since that
whIn offered 70 buy the drinks ye didn't strain
yer vocal cords protestin' against amy av yer
rights bein' neglected I t'ougnt then that ye
were somethin' a fnossifer but guess you
only broke tnsttd. What I wus gettin' at wuz
this: The annerabe Richard Croker Is w1lltn' TO
az
not let him do IL? He's been dom II wtd great
regularity an tncreasn' unsefshness. Why shud
amy wish 70 rob him his yaIly Jacket list
whin II fits him best? Mr.. Croker steps forward
into tn breach an offers every OF his loyal
sub5ecks vacation Hr hts brains an conshuns.
Is there amy in this organization fool enough
TO trow away his chance rr vacattOn9
IF Coler wishes 70 hear tn buzz his own
individual mental sawrntu, Is that amy rayson
why amy else shud want 70 hear his
wheels 60 round? Divil g bttI That's why say
that the annerable Richard Croker. whose hand
wanst shook, is ike bundle av juicy grass 10 a
hungry jackass-too good TO turin down. make
these few onhand obshervattons Michigan SOS
ye won't disgrace yer family by goin' out an
thinkil yer own account II viz want e know
annyt thing. an ask me, an II I don't know
IN 20 an ask Johnny Carroll, Pat McCarren or
Croker himself. An now. havtn' exhausted the
subjeo'. I'll say mora.
7 ovid frin'. Asa Burrud Gardner last
wake How's yer Cherry Gordy leg CoIoneI?' sex
L Purity good sez ha. but divfl q bit could
sthand It Danny sez he, II twasn't fur the grit
grandfather twelve generations back ne
uld several butter testers an found it purer nor
they done Danny, me boy sez he, an me rappy-
casAun-rne reppy yJasEEun SEE ne, wiz far away
the hurricanes av Inalclous and partisan perseeu.
on an the grand ovid cln stands whitewashsd
winter than ever, thank GOdr sez he.
brought over by Captain Hendrix Hudson on the
Full Moon. he agtn: Danny, me son, ssz he.
7 eau We nv SON. for though I'm only forry-one
year ovid comm next Evaccashun Day sez he,
II slWgvs TUX faIherly interest IN ye-Dauny,'
sez ha IL / shDd De taken of suddenly wid amy
81 he diseases common 70 a 6isJing guiahed an
49, shlA ancestry he, lWud ye do me a
couple av favors2 Your Iightest wish is a Ralnes
law e me- g s1 been ah 4 o1sT Dan1 Fa t6R9k ck ys see
be am we've pooled stock certhcates seq
49, an We want you Z do a little effective an far
rsa .hlr' campaign work sez lie. We
fnehrust II 70 man who won't mind goin L m
~rafr FOR our sakes in pinch sez he. We have
4-relraed 10 ask you TO get gxe--an iceman
e~a v-fI DO ar we kin furnish that free-an whin
90 rroer C,Oler goes back 70 Liberty Saturday
rtrbt 70 I'D on III thrain Wtd him, an whin IN
--7ir goes Proc tn tunnel an then he leaned
over close e NE an TUX me by m han
= ~ Whfr tn thraln goes truo tn tunnel. play he
,-T1z ra xe av Ice an you late Yer route
4gou tlnderstaa Danny, ovid college chum,
81 he, -.