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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Are you nervous: run down, weak
and dispiri,ed? Take a few doses OF
Herbine. II will infuse new energy
and new life into the exhausted
nerves, the overworked brain or
muscular system, aud put new
face on life aud business. Price soc.
A. r. Kane
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

The Republican state convention
will be held at Topeka May 10.
Cherokee county is entitled to 16
delepates,
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

When in Miami eat at the Oxford,
east side of Main street. Meals and
lunch served at all hours. Oysters
any style.
Il MIrruI scuIisrER Prnn
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

F. G. Funk was arresled for say
ing "dam," but the cese was dis
missed.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03
TO PATRONS.

On, and FOREVER after. Feb
uary, 18th, / will have my residence
in the Blood property.
Ring the door.bell at north en-
trance for night calls.
DR.. STRYKBR.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

On Thursday afternoon of this
week Ralph and Reba Tuthill cele-
brated their tenth Birthday ami
versary by giving their little friends
party. Delicious refreshments
were served and anjoy able games
p,ayed.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03
To Cure a Cold In One DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine
Tablets. All druggists refund the
money il IL fails to cure. +. w.
Groves signature ison each box. 25c.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Consumers of water in Joplin are
to be compelled to pay a good in
terest on watered stocks. The Jop-
lin Water Works Company will, on
the 3ist day of March increase it's
capital stock from $350.OO0 to $780,.
600. But 1t is not apparent that the
property is worth the increase.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

will Jones of Fort Smith is visit
ting his brothers, Drs, c. NJ. aud c
Fl. Joues of this city.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03
NOTICE.

There will be an oyster supper at
Grace Hill school house Thursday
evening Feb. 8. 1900. Come every
body.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

If Vinitn has very much small.
pox il will not he through any
fault of the Chieftan. That paper
is laboring hard to keep the dis
ease away and constantly sonding
warming.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Bring your produce TO c. C. Gsba
and get groceries. fresh meats or
CASH.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Mrs. James Hunter, oho has been
III sometime is impsoving'in health.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Major Phelps 10, - understand,
in very poor health.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

The little town of Central City
three miles east of Galena. was
very nearly destroyed by fire Tues
daY afternoon.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Inasmuch as there has been ice
enough for skating this week We
are reminded that Ed Howe says:
"The prettier the girl the longer il
takes a young man to teach her how
to skate"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Miss Simpson was called 10 Cham
paign, ILL.,, by the illness of her
grandmother.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Arthur Crowell, former Baxter
boy, now living in Colorado. visited
his uncle, c. A. Dively, in Baxter
this week,
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Morris Doty is making some won
derful improvements in his Main
street property.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Empire City il to have u SO.0OO
ice plant, and judging from the
outlook for natural ice crop now
the new plant will do u rushing
business
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Mrs. Horace Austin 10 quite i'll
at her home in the northwest part
0f town
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Miss Simpson left Champaign,
Ill.,, for Chicago and St. Louis the
first of February to get the
Spring styles and up.to.date
novelties in Millinery.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Peter Covert has rented his farm
and will move to Galena after he
makes his sales which will bs Tues.
day. Feb. 20
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Fred Lawless, coiored. died of
smallpox ut Galena Tuesday night.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

o. ". Baldwin has improved his
business property, the Osborn
building, opposite this Office.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Miss Mollie Schuck left this week
for New Middleton, Indiana, where
she will visit friends and relatives
for several weeks.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

Mr.. and Mrs. H. ]. Butler of Nj.
ami visited Mrs. Buffers parents in
this city this week.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

There is nothing harder for a
young mother than 10 find herself
suddenly so-placed that she is un-
able TO come and go freely, as was
her wont in the early married days
before the baby came. while the
father goes and comes as ever, and
is not tied down at all. The father
must be very patient and sympa.
thetic while the mother adjusts her
self to this new life of here, ns a
sweet woman soon learn to do, for
u he is thoughtless here he 10 plant
ing seeds Of failure which willgrow
to gigantic proportions. He must
keep in touch with the mother In
these days, that they may walk to-
gether later, and alt through even
to the end. Feb. Ladie'e Home
Journal.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03
Awful Slaughter
AT
John M. Cooper 81

We have too many boys 2piece suits and will reduce
the line if almost giving them away will do it:
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03
o. rer cent Of the people you

meet have indignation. Tell 'em
about Or. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin
at Dewitt q Tbompson's.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03
|I;;|ii|lE $
Chas. C. Gaba, Sole Distributor.

Parties knowing themselves in.
debted TO the Cheshire Grocery Co.
will please call and settle.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

L. F. MUEHLsCHUsTER, Prop.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

These are all good goods, worth the former
They can't be replaced for the money.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

100 Boys Caps, were sold at 25cto 75c each now go
ing at 15c each
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

One Hundred Pairs Ladies Heavy Shoes worth
S1.25 to $500 per pair, now Sl.OO per pair.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1900-02-03

b. r. CRowELL. Adjs.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-07-28

There f. a disposition on the part
OF some OF the farmers Of the county
70 hold their wheat, presumably for
better prices. There are many thous-
and bushels that will not BE- placed On
the market for some time yet.
Visitors from other sections Of the
state who have driven out and inspect
ed our new fair grounds, are loud in
their praise Of what has been done.
Several have said that the location,
beauty and convenient arrangement
of the ground, cannot he excelled
anywhere in the state.
Dame m says hat another %
Of the Cape's fair daughters Is On the
verge OF entering the realms OF matri-
monial bliss. This year viii mark an
eTenjful one for Us in this line.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-07-28

The mills have been receiving large
quantities Of whea; since the season
opened and now their elevators are
bullying with the grain. The pile does
not seem TO grow any smaller even
though the mills are running con-
stantly.
Certainly you don't want to suffer
with dyspepsia. constipation, sick
headache. sallow skin and loss OF aD-
petite. You have never tried De-
Wits Little Early Risers for these
complaints Or you would have been
cured. They are small pills but grea.
regulators. VIM. II. CoerTer.
II you want a stylish and well made
garment 20 to the Boss Tailoring
House. Big reductions for 20 days.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-07-28
ANNOUNCEMENT
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

FOR REPRESENTATIVE.
We are authorized to
q. c. T~HILENICS
as a candidate for Representative OF
Cape Girardeau county. He is the
regular Republican nominee.
FOR COLLECTOR.
We are authorized to announce
JOSEPH f. SCHMUKE.
as a candidate for the office of collec.
tor of Cape Girardeau county, subject
to the decision of the county Demo.
cratic nominating convention.
FOR COMMON PLEAS JUDGE.
We are authorized to
JOHN y. SNYDER
IA a candidate for Judge of the Com
non Pleas Court. He is the regular
Republican nominee.
We are authorized to
r. j. RANNEY
as a candidate for the Office of Judge
of the Cape G%irardeau Court of Com
o Pleas.
o SHERIFF..
We are authorized to announce
JOHN H. JENKINS
as a candidate for Sheriff of Cape
Girardeau county, subject to the
action of the Democratic nominating
convention.
o PROSECUTING ATTORNEY.
We are authorized to announce
K. NJ. SAWYER
as d candidate for Prosecuting At
torney. He is the regular Republican
nominee.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-07-28
{ . = > y . = = = = = .
CITY IN GENERAL.
rT1ssrW1VWV1sWT

The Riverview barber shop has
changed hands.
Mrs. Will Susanka, of Cairo is here
visiting relatives.
Our mills are now running day and
night grinding wheat.
Berry pickers are daily trodding
the path to the brier patches.
Jack Meystead. who has been i'll for
some time is able to be out again.
The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs. j.
NJ. Allison is still dangerously ill.
A grand barbecue and picnic will
be given Saturday near Egypt Mills.
Cape Gira:deau is keeping up its
reputation as a first class grain
market.
President Dearmont, of the State
Normal, is away in the interest of the
school.
j.. Is. Corley, travelling representa-
tive of the st. Louis Republic is in
the city.
A large number of slaves are now
lying on the river bank here awaiting
shipment.
Judge Koehler, of Jackson, who was
dangerously ill on Sunday is much
improved.
Our big merchants and big milliners
are out of town enjoying life at the
health escorts.
The vacant building at Main and
Broadway will probably have a ten
ami in it shortly.
Henry Armor has returned from
P~erryville, to which place he accom-
panied his mother.
Steamboatmen have had no kick
coming this season about the stage o
water in the river.
The summer school which is being
held at the Normal will continue for a
few weeks longer.
DR.. Patton's new residence which is
another ornament to Themis street will
soon be completed.
Our car line is doing a better bust
ness al present than it has for sev-
eral months past.
People are forgetting all about
politics now and are busy discussing
the Chinese situation.
VIM. c. Bergman will commence
at once to repair his property which
was damaged by fire a short time ago.
No definite decision has yet been
arrived at in regard to the location
of the depot for the Commerce road.
Capt. Schuchert has made a num-
Der of valuable improvements on his
opera house during the past few weeks.
The negroes will have a grand day
at Cairo on August 4, and tn err is
talk of an excursion going down from
here.
William Regenhardt, President of
the Cape Brewery and Ice Company
went to Scott county this morning to
visit kelso, Benton and Hamburg in
the interest Of the Brewery.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-07-28
OrdeF of Publication

In the Cape Girardeau County Circuit
Court. Friday. May 18th. 1909.
Ths. State of Missouri. az the relation
and TO the Use of f. W. Flentge,
Collector of the Revenue Of Cape
Girardeau County. in the State Of
Missouri.
L. Fl. Whitelaw and the heirs OF z.
Robinson.
Action I o Enforce Tax Lien.
Now, at this day comes the plaintiff,
by counsel, and it appearing to the
satisfaction of the court that the heirs
Of r.. Robinson m nOn-residents OF
the Stale of Missouri. and cannot be
summoned in this action. 1t is there
fore ordered by the clerk aforesaid. in
vacation, that publication be made
notifying said defendants that an &C
ton has been commenced against them
by petition in the Circuit Court OF
Cape Girardrau Comfy, in the State
of Missouri, the object and general
nature of which Is TO enforce the lien
OF the State Of Missouri. for taxes
upon the following described lands,
to-wit:
Forty iA) acres northeast quarter
Vi Of the southeast quarter section
thirty-one t3Ij, township twenty-nine
l29j. range eleven III: and two humid
red and sixty $3.50 acres south half
III of the northeast quarter Ia and
west half III of the southeast quarter
ltl: and Lot number two ~ of the
southwest quarter ft):.and Lot number
two ~ of the northwest quarter III,
section eighteen Isl township twenty
nine t29l range eleven III.
And to recover the amount OF taxes
due on said lands for the year 1894,
1895. 1895. 1897.
That they be and appear At the
regular term of this court. to De be-
gun and held at the court house in
Jackson. Cape Girardeau county. Mis-
souri,. on the third Monday in August
next. 1909, and on or before the sixth
day thereof IF the term shall so long
continue: if not, then before the end
of the term. answer or demur to
plaintiff petition. the same will be
taken as confessed and judgment rem
dered accordingly. 1t is further order
ed thai 2 copy hereof be published in
the Cape Girardeau DEMOCRAT q
newspaper printed and published at
Cape Girardeau. Cape Girardeau
County. Missouri. for four weeks
successfully. the last insertion TO be
at least fifteen days before first day
of the next regular term OF this
court. y true copy.
Attest: CHRIS. F. BETTEN.
JOHN \ HOPE. Circuit Clerk,
j~une23nI0 Attorney for Plaintiff.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-07-28

and the use of L ". Flentge
Collector Of the Revenue of Cap
Girardeau county, in the State o
Missouri.
VERSUS
Peter Hoeller. John Hoeller anC
Frederieka Obst.
Action to Enforce Tax Lien.
Now, at this day comes the plaintiff
by counsel and it appearing to thu
satisfaction of the court that defend
ant, John HOeller. is a no~n-residen
of the State of Missouri. and eanno'
be summoned in this action. Il i:
therefore ordered by the clerk afore.
said, in vacation, that publication b.
made notifying said defendant that AT
action has been commenced agains,
him bypetition in the Circuit Court o.
CapeGirardeau county. in the State VI
Missouri, the object and general na'
ture of which is to enforce the lien o.
the State of Missouri. for taxes upor
the following described lands. to-wit;
Tie north part OF the nor:hwes,
quarter and the northwest part oi
the northwest fractional quarter Il
of section twen.y-nine t29l. township
thirty 1907. range fourteen IA con-
tanning thirty-dve 49, acres. and BE-
ing all of the land in said section
t~wenty-nine l9l. which lies between
Cape La Croix Greek and United
States Survey number two hundred
and s~eventy-one i2Ill. bounded on the
west and south by CapeLa Croix Creek.
on the north byline which divides sec
tions twenty-nine t29) and thirty 1901.
and OF the remaining sides thereof by
the west and south of United States
Survey number two hundred and
seventy-one t21I).
And to recover the amount of taxes
due on said lands for the year 1894.
1894. 1885, 1896. ls9. and lS9s.
That unless he be and appear at the
next regular term of this court. to be
begun and held at the court house in
Jackson. Cape Girardeau county.
Missouri. on the third Monday in
August next, 1900. and on or before
the sixth day thereof If the term shall
80 long continue: if not. then before
the end of the term J. and answer or
demur TO plaintiff : petition. the same
will be taken as confessed and iu0g-
ment rendered accordingly. II is
further ordered that a copy hereof be
published in the Cape Girardeau DEM
oCRAT a newspaper printed and pub
lished at Cape Girardeau. Cape Cir
ardeau county, Missouri. for four
weeks successfully. the last insertion
to be at least fifteen days before first
day of the next regular term OF this
court. \ true copy.
Attest: CHRIS. +. BETTEN.
JNo. y. HOPE. Circnit Clerk.
i~une23nlO Attorney for Plaintiff.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-07-28
3. NJ. q A. Il. r. TINE TABLE.

TRAINS DEPARr.
No. /, Kansas City Mail, daily ex-
cept Sunday. ........... s:a0 A NJ
w ~. Louis EXPRESS, daily. 40 A. NJ.
No. Z, Williamsville and Bloom
field Accommodation, daily
except Sunday ...... s:.,P N
No. 8, Willismsville and Bloom
field Accommodation, SIM
day only ............-. SEQ p NJ.
No. IL, Local Freight. daily en-
0ept SUNDAY $50 A. NJ
TRAINS ARRIVE.
No. ,. Kansas City Mail, daily ex-
cept Sunday. 800. ... s:sO + NJ
No. g, Cairo anu Texas Express,
daily except Sunday ......... l2, 2. NJ.
No. 4, Williamsville and Bloom
fled Accommodation, daily 900 A NJ
No. $. st. Louis Express, Sunday
3:57 r. N.
No. u, Local Freight, daily except
sunday 4:20 T.. NJ.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-07-28

\ Life for Soc.
Many people have been cured Of
Kidney diseases by taking a SOC bottle
eoy's Kidney Cure
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-07-28
Order Of Publication,

In the Cape Girardeau County Circuit
Court, Friday, May 1lth. 1909.
The State Of Missouri. at the relation
and the use of L. W. Flentge-
Collector Of the Revenue Of Cape
G~irardeau county, in the State of
Missouri.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-07-28
VERSUS

Peter Hoeller. John Hoeller and
Frederick Ob.t.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-12-20

A man of good habits and regular
life, taking a judicious amount OF rest
and recreation. need be hone the worse
mentally and physically for a rather
intense concentration upon the work of
his life. while hat work is going on.
Some of the worlds greatest thinkers.
in lines where the most perfect con-
centration and specialization were re-
quired, have been men Of perfect
health and nerves and of long and Wig
orous life. But they have not INDUCED
In fads and %follies, their r~ecreations
have been simple. they have not under
taken to compass the whole field of
human effort, and they have kept their
lives free from excuses in all direc-
tons.
DIR. Wettler thinks that 1t is the con-
tinuity o. work and worry that do
harm, rather than the work and worry
In then selves. In a measure, this is
true; but many persons work for that
which does them no good M worry
about that which is OF no account. If
they are made nervous we do not see
why the fault should be charged to CIV
ilization. In this respect they are disi
tinctly uncivilized.- New Bedford
Standard.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-12-20

In a letter to Dr.. Hartman concern
ing the merits of Pe-ru-na, Mrs. Brew
er writes. among other things:
Westerly, r. /.
Dear DR.. Hartmann find Pe-ru-na
a sure cure for all catarrhal affections
SO common in this part Of the country.
1t cures a cold at once. There is no
cough medicine that can at all equal
Pe-ru-na. AS for la grippe, there is
NJ other remedy that car at all COM
pare with Pe-ru-na.
II am among the sick a great deal
In our city and have supplied many
invalids with Pe-ru-na, simply be-
aus / am enthusiastic in my faith
as to its results. / have never known
1t to fail to quickly and permanently
remove that demoralized state Of the
human system which follows la grippe.
TN all cases Of extreme weakness
! use Pe-ru-na with perfect confidence
of a good result. In cases of weak
ness peculiar to my sex / am sure that
nj other remedy can approach in good
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-12-20
No Here.

There will be no ~bedraggled Skin
upon the women of Vienna after Y
present date. If they observe the law
The local council has directed all wo
men frequenting the public parks and
gardens to hold UP their skirts IL they
would otherwise trail upon the ground.
The reason for this measure is rather
puerile. The notice states that these
Enclosures are devoted to the recreation
of persons DESTROYS OF escaping from
the dusty town, and, therefore. the au-
thorities object to the dust being swept
into heaps by the trailing skirts.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-12-20
Beers WIN A FIGHT
GEN. DELAREY FORCES BRITISH
TROOPS TO RETIRE.
British Suffer q severe Reverse
Within a Days March of Pretoria
Gen. Knox Is Successfully EN-
gaging Forces Under Gen Dewet,
With n Possibility Of the Latter's
Capture - Fighting Momentarily
Expected at Komatipoort.

London, Dec. 16. - The war fever,
which had to a great extent subsidized
I'm England. rose rapidly yesterday on
news from South Africa, telling of a
British defeat and a probable victory,
with the possibility Of the capture OF
Gen. Dewet.
Gen. Krox. cooperating with the
British column at Reddersburg. has
stopped Gen. Dewet and a battle is
proceeding. Gen. Dewet's followers
have been captured.
This probable victory, however. was
more than offset by a reverse for Gen.
Clements within a days march Of
Pretoria. The battle still continues in
the hills q few miles from Krugers-
dorp. Gen. Clements has asked for re-
Inducements. and mounted men un-
der Gen. French, have already gone.
There nave been many casualties on
both sides. 1t is estimated that the
Beers number $500.
Reported by Kitchener.
Under date Of Dec. 13 Lord Kitch-
ener telegraphs the wal Office as fol-
lows:
Clements force al Nooitgedacht
was attacked at dawn to-day by De-
larey, who had been reinforced by
Beyers' commando. making a total OF
$500 men. Though he first attack
was repulsed the Beers reached the
top Of Magaliesberg, which was held
by -four companies Of the Northum-
berlands, and thus commanded Glenn
ents' camp. He retired to Hekpoort
and took up a position or q hill in the
center of the valley. The list of cas-
ualties is incomplete. The fighting was
severe. Four officers. including Col.
Legge, were killed. achievements
have left Pretoria for Hekpoort.
Broadwood has not yet been able to re-
port the action"
BOer Commander Killed.
Lord Kitchener also reports that
the commander at Lichtenburg reports
that In an attack on the British column
there the Boer commander, Gen. Lett
mer and two other Beers were killed.
Lord Kitchener also reports the at
tacks on Bethlehem and Verde were
repulsed and that the Beers had ten
killed and fourteen wounded. Vreheid
was attacked at dawn on Dec. IL.
Shipping by the Beers continues.
Nooitgedacht is IN the Nagaliesberg
range Immediately west of Pretoria.
The situation at K~omatipoort. on the
Portuguese border, Is serious. There
are 1900 Beers there n fighting Is
~momentarily expected.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1900-12-20
DR.. J. H. RISDLAUB, Specialist,
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N ID.

Little boy and the Inevitable Man.
Once Upon a time a little boy went
fishing of a Sunday and met the inev-
table man in the white choker.
Why" asked the inevitable man,
''do you Ash upon the Sabbath day."
"Oh. SIR" protested the little boy,
earnestly. 1T is because 1 have thought
OF something quite original to say IL
anybody shall ask me what becomes
OF little boys who fish On Sunday"
The inevitable man did not rise to
the occasion, but went his way, much
dazed.-Detroit Journal.