The Iola register., 1900-10-26
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

hANSAS NDlGN AND NOM MENlS
Dr. Hereford pulls teeth at Inde-
pendence, makes Short Horns as it
were of his clients.
Clay Center's stubbornness about
that asylum is enough to make Par
sons swear, is the Labette county
belief.
Probably Tom Bachus who lives at
Winfield, maintains his citizenship in
"a prohibition state by carrying a gov
ernment license.
a Kansas editor thinks the reason
so many men talk in their sleep is be-
cause that is the only chance they get
to cultivate the English language.
Sam Lewis. colored man in the
penitentiary serving life sentence
for numbering his wife in Wyandotte
county, committed suicide Tuesday.
Frank Rockefeller, brother of the
STANDARD Oil magnate. is now resi-
dent Of Kansas. which tends TO pour
oil on the Kansas hatred OF the trust.
\ Sac and Fox Indian passed
through Chanute the other day and the
police decided to gather him in. but
,he got away, leaving them holding
he Sac.
Frank Allgood. notorious thief of
Wichita, before being sent TO the peni-
tentiary for three years, was baptized
by immersion, his irons being i'm
mersed with him.
a tramp was found hanging under
bridge in Montgomery county and
the Topeka Capital believes he hung
| himself to escape the jobs which
greeted him on every side.
The milkmaids around Ottawa dur
/ ing the month of september did
! little stock sQueeZing' themselves
with the net result that the farmers
| were paid 81 ,SS4. - by the creameries.
A Fort Scott husband had his wife,
remains eXhumed and moved. Dust
arose from the decayed cu'.u and he
/ thus identified her for his recollection
/ of her living wa - ever wicldinga broom
around the house.
! \ western Kansas man who wanted
barrel OF booze from Kansas City
asked 10 have il shipped as mineral
water and kicked like u Democratic
| set of resolutions when lac got barrel
of mineral water.
The foot ball game between Ottawa
and the Haskell Indians was Il bruiser
and Ottawa men are still in the hos
| pital but the Ottawa Herald heart
! lessly says that "Ottawa lost by "A
scratch, The public wants to know
where the scratch was.
After Topeka got her convention
! hall finished those with an artistic eye
decided that the building would be
handsomer were the roof higher, so
Old Geronimo and band of Indians
are going to give war dance in the
hall with whoops that are believed
will raise the roof.
"Several of our married ladies were
comparing the smart tricks of their
respective offspring the other day"
says the Manhattan Republic. zone
said her little girl talked when she
was year old, another that her little
boy could say papa and mama when
he was ten months old. An old bache-
lor who was in the next room trying
to read then 'chipped' in and said that
wasn't anything very wonderful. He
had read in the Bible that job cursed
the day he was born. That settled it,
and the ladies adjourned"
Breidenthal is socialist-look al
his Topolobampo scheme. The So
cialists believe in communism or gov
ernment ownership and control o.
everything. The socialists favor
' trusts, the bigger the better because
they are the evolution which they
think will eventually result in one bis
trust. Therefore it looks funny to SCI
the Democrats of the state who wax,
up in the night and curse the trusts
, working to elect a man governor who
believes in one big trust What il
the use of buying funny papers whil
the Democratic party continues to ac
up right at your door?