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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-09-12

rrBLfsHERs NoTicE.-Trsscling agents are
A. D. Hurneft J A. Hrcislisn. o. .. Iaomts and
n Blanchard City collector n. r. Haviey.
John ~ gheelan. q A. GooffeIfnw. a. H. Mills
ana Robert Ann. Postmaste- everywhere are or
agents. Pay money only 10 theHe and 70 our resi-
dent agents IN he various cities snd towns a. the
Northwest
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LICENSES TO WED.

licenses 10 we'd were yesterday i.sued for Harry
j. Livingstone l03. cf Seattle, aud Jessie A. Young
lztl Of O,Rren; George H. csppingsr CD and
Maud Coleman ii7l. both Of Van Asset: Oliver
Twist t2ll and Luella Gouifing tzzl. both q seat
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ron sALs-elTY nkAL KsfAfs

FOR sALE@By ". W. DEAIsfsoHS'
Union block ..&.
One acre. neaf Van ASSIST. hAs 80 ~.
room house, stable, chicken anSss. Y.
trees ana sgnail fruit 500 sAsf w ~ ~
ssxlfs feet. Thirsy-tAird Ayenss' "a
MAdF0ns park chr iApet aNfafA4.sss sss
room story and q hail h9us -
location and nna sifs ~ isko $3.50
Very choice tat on Stxth .Nyease ~
between Denny way and iona = ~
feet. wish alley. stHesf kfAaea s'*
ssN eY.f ft.E9 =. .....<
iHE feet. isemSns avenue KraHrN ~
fine yieN, attraealYe NuFrsgnathE's
aag lire and rity psfAs q 49, .--ss
GlKi1e feet on t&kevigw Ax1ness s.ssts
street and bicycle path ksF M
Fuil block u lots FaeN 8Ais $500
alley is fsef one bloch rgfth ~ n.@ "a
park. small hpgass b4ri.s 49, sssd.
fence and hedge around the ~'igs 1870 -
view ~ bag thai caunQ< - sn~"~
400, esgg terms ...,.,&s,fr
zFxlH fees On Wratsaks nsanaes 1890 sess
Tn0dsra hoaHe graded EtfatA ADJ r.
connecticut q ~ -. .srss.
bextig feet, hair block from 3aesss - IA
sFnAg house fn rear tat 1870
stfsst graded tlife. easy tsfms ~,s.
61xiA feet. corner pn fhifstsa.s
H1rta both streets KrAdeS .ss.slzzS
e9xis1 feet. on Denny ~Afs near
avenue, 1888 a xe,.rN|
1axizs feaf. DEXTER ayenuc' srAAsn
3sss4 ----~<|
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HELP wASrnD--MALE.


WANTED-~Frame carpenters, Soc hour:
man and wife at camp, $50 clear; knot
sawyer. &c, washer In laundry. dinner
walter, country short order and boat
cooks, 80 clear; wood wagon teamsters.
sM clear; outside mine laborers, - %;
bolt choppers In fine cedar, 81 cord, grub
and tools advanced home farm hand,
$40, railroad laborers, free pass; quartz
miners roadmen and swampers. $3.50
day, passed out. chance TO work way TO
Dawson; camp ehorcman and fiunky, S2S
each clear, outside mine laborcT. s. 81
planer feeders. mill carpenters, fireman,
teafnater and mill hands. all for big
min. fare paid, German watchman,
camp boomman mill setter. $40 week;
lime barrel coopers, Sc country bur-ler,
$50 and found: edxerman. s225; bridge
and frame carpenters, s.. hop pickera,
81 box cook Tor few men, SO clear, wood
turner and shaper, - each. cutoff saw
yer, 49, ? contracts 10 clear land, must
clans. knee boilers, $3.50; right knee
bniior, s. day. drag saw splitter. =, fare
paid, 2 cutoff savers. 20 per ~ Alaska
cook. concrete laboFcvs, s., Is day; staye
bolt choppers. 1850 cord, bach or board
Soc DAY. T~tniryman; taiikggs, $50, brick
yard laboregs = DAY. board urlY ~ week.
line horse teamstcrs. 81 day, city wood
and coal teamstcrs, 81 day; shingie
drag sawyer, a'sc farTr hands near citN,
So gruhbcrs. scfNper npldets ana team
sters In CITY. s. 2 ard s. quarry labor
carpenters s.. weed choppers, 81 cord.
all furnished, coal miners, free pass Nut,
f0Aufnen. I'D. rare pai0s SWaihpN4N.
s. 60, city Transfers. $50 month. room and
bosrds wood choppers, near city, IN good
timber. ship carpenters. - railroad ser
,ion men. s earkefs. -. slnsl'er
~ Washington street
WANTED -Far Unitel States marine
eeFps, United states navy, able bodied
ssss y q a1@ 3 ms, s si,issas i
have LEGALITY declared intontioa 80 be-
chsme citizens, fVr further Information
aQQy 81 marine fecTeltink oGlcs. room
slG W. Ycsler way. seattle
WANTED - Experienced sslssnon rar
linen. dress goods and a1apety dopact
luentst also competent hoor managers
rtrns ueut positions i0 thoroughly conl-
pgtrnt men Apf.fy before noon. tn
nRf0HT energetic men 60 represent va
teFpushout tltH state, good commission
accident and Hsaith Insurance Tia Co
iumeiaa Accident Association, Coiias
---s-------------------
statesmen 20 soil perfumes. toilet soaps
cite, ta Aaalers SN monthly and *
ffuEcss experience unnecessary. piumcr
lerl4mcs1 go 81 s.1l1s Me
TEN Seys uot golps 70 sehooi ihis fan
good wages Apply a n r Go or
ncr. firsi aycnue
THREE strong boys foy parcel deliver,
nat@i snow eiis ihoraagh.y Apfiy -.
FORE % e'eiae& she Aaeu0usan :
SanthWirk CosnrRuv
wANrEn-. Neai 9, T. AMI Gss e,>,
- camp board - e. Tweuty-frst and
East John. tvs b80vks FROM Madison st
power hrs4sn
MAN with &&0. 80 90 tire fairs. 40 10
Sa dSy. sure Cali from 10 & 40
Fourth south near Heslcr; Georgr,
ROOM 50
Tw ESTy men o. handle seows from
Apply 20 lalsy Bros. SkagNay aud
Bennett.
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WANT ADS.

Advertisements under any
heading In classified columns,
Ic q word each Insertion, -tiu-
smun charge. 25c. Classified
advertisements running one
month without change nj copy.
aI.SO per line tseven words
count 70 1fneD. On three
monfhs' order. sf.35 per line
per month, ON SIX months or
der, sf.20 per line per months
IN yearly order, - per line
per month.
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SOCIETY NOTICES.


NEW opening. dancing classes. Monday
and Friday evenings. AT $50. at Prof
WILSON'S dancing school, Ranke hall.
PIKE street and Fifth avenue. private
Lessons daily. Bail room and dancing
guide sert free
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- l.. MUIR a cos
neal Essats fgraainA "a
tg.DS--l3exbG feet. On lssaef way
cottage. AL fguced, @ssss
81 ZNt-~Fnruer lat on Eleventh Stfr~ss
and cheap -
81 no. business corner, very seh.tsss. ef
~ TOO business that pays peg ssAs'
leased Tor Teafs. ~rs.fE
60 0cD--s~ room house, wen loeaiec oA ~
Genital u 4
For any Kind ~ real estate -
u. T.. MUIR A. CO.
basement poat- Int eiiig so CO.,
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-09-12
SPECIAL NOTICES.

COMFoSiTfoN--We are now prepared 10
do composition f9r the trade tany metA-
ureD in nonpareH. minion, BREWER and
long primer. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Can or address. Post-inteliigonceT. be-
attic.
SPECIAL IMPORTATION FURNISHED
manufacturers. hrstnees houses and puh-
ne men BY tbs Press Clipping Bureau
tAllen'el, room ". Mckay building. port
tsnd. or.
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BUSINESS CHANCES.


$50 sle. 81 Sss fxSg.
4aiocrs
$3.50 fs.Ha. fi.Ssg
g. issl~fgrnceTy
81 -tsySpery.
so fs9--S fingis mSli.
fssA-f'igag stand.
y .a@-t livery stable.
Bakery.
81 go Bakery
d 90 tialf Interest, araK store.
fzeD- Elegant EFsf-r41Ns boarding bQaae.
81 S4- Boa riding huslsc, Nne iaeatian
fssD>1ilnfe IN r-fned neiRhbofhood.
Other bslHinsEs oprsrt 4nBtirs.
y, = MUIR 4 co
Basement Pozt-igteilizenref building
FOR SALAD ol1~ssta tsllshed aaI "a s.
frE mercantile business IN Seattle fAaf
the party desires 20 sell certain Inter.
eawea In Business 10 Seat.ie for SearA
gentleman or LADY, VINO IL rrsrgesss
and OF business 4.alifent tens. eapitei
required. Dl9S to N.Ea Fine hotel 81
~ elegant rpous, Town IN the hsasiness
portion ~ ths city newly papeFed ahd
thoroughly renovated throughout.
modern brick, with tease. Dfb~r hDuNes
al over the city. MorEanA Exchsnr-.
iafi Third.
] WANT 20 sell a nice little grocery
business on Second avenue: ci0se 10
Madison street. good hing Tor little
money. with big trade. For Information
cali on my agent at Coiman block.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-09-12
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS.

SEATTLE SFMfN AIRY ~ Ross institu-
ton ~ hish academic grade; four full
courses Of study, n,atriculAtcs with
higheet university requirements special
attention - preparatory work. inStrn-
mental and vocal music. teachers thor.
oughly guAlined buildings strictly mod
ern eighth year opens September Hth
correspondence solicited, Alexander
nners. aonaral aecreiary kaas. MAah.
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FOR gALE~-Tsweifth avenue, nes - -
way, excellent building lots. ~ ~ -
Moore Investment Co. LIZ Coiaih
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-09-12

w .ANrEp~- Capable Eirl Tor eeneral
h0usoNerA. must 10 FNOd cook. wages
- per week. Mrs. +, e Jones. So
blanchard.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-09-12

MpFoHMEN~W are making for your
special uNf, slaves Montpelier atyle re.
inforaed palms. ef aEbcstns tanned horse
hide
Alaska miia. with or without renewable
NhinkN also leather Tuspenderai " you
Try them YOU wlli have na other
rAcIFfN bRokEBAGE co ip3a FIRST
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nnl.r wANrnn-rnNALn.

SEATTLE EMPLOYMENT OFFTCE-
Headquarters for al kinds o. he1ps
cooks Mattresses honsekeepers, cham
hermaids, general kris wages. SIS 10
So. i0o hop~pickUys sis James street
phone, Front s1E
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-09-12

TO CONTRACTORS AND nyu nrIls--
The Kerry lpmbeT Company's min a,
sha foot % hresi street North seattle
" uo~ ~ operation MIN office. tfie.
phone, Union ss downtown afacc room
4, HALEY huilding over Western Unien
r-le&ranh aLrc. l.lnn-ana AaLn a.a
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FOR REHr-TuRNnnED ROOMS
-centfnusa.


FOR REHr-ruHNnHED ROOMS
-Csntfnusa.
FOR RErT-Elezantly furnished front
from ear line; breakfast II desired. Cab
22l Broad street. North Seattle.
LARGE nicely furnished room. ground
floor bay window, for man and wife.
or gentlemen: bath. So Yesier way
FOR RENr-Iarge furnished front room.
Fourth avenue, near Cherry: private
family: good view Address Box 81
ELEGANTLY furnished rooms. by. day,
ture. transients. iiiis Main street.
HOTEL. BRUNswICK-Trans rates.
zoe per day and up: steam heated po-
lite attention: central location.
THE FERGUSON, First avenue. postof-
flee block; furnished rooms steam heat;
free baths; reasonable rates.
NEWLY furnished rooms. $500 and up
wards; transients. b0c- Chopard build
ing. Ballard avenue. ballard.
ALASKA Commercial note, Seattle:
strictly respectable. rooms soc and 81:
First avenue and Main.
FOR RENT-Furnished or unfurnished
room to q respectable working woman.
70s Twefth avenue,
VICTORIA HOTEL - Nicely furnished
rooms. single or en- cutie; overlooking
the bay; low rates.
HOTEL vENDOME. 1915 First avenue:
first class rooms by the day or week.
NICELY furnished front room Re sure
you call at Room Is Mcdonald block,
1l Second avenue
HOTEL SAVOY, as First avenue. FUR
nished rooms, soc and ur: convenient 10
GLENwooD HousE-Furnished rooms
81 week n. ITO Fiftl south
near Yesler.
JUANITA HoTEI.-Newiy furnished:
centrally located. ti5o 10 $500 per week;
32lls Pike.
HOTEL YORK, First avenue and Pike;
firs,-class rooms and board AT $500 per
week.
sNOQUALMIE Hotel. Pike and Third:
rates, 2se soc. &c. John A. Hilyer
ONE large front room. suitable for two
gentlemen. eos Second avenue
LARGE furnished room. close In. In
quire $50 Washington street.
FOUR completely furnished rooms. 2ls
Harvard avenue north
DELIGHTFULLY."- furnished rooms. 900
Seventh. near James.
FIFTH AVENUE HOTEL. corner yesler
-First-class rooms
NICELY furnished room; gentleman only.
15li Second avenue.
FOR RENT-Eiegant rooms. Weed hotel
iios First avenue.
ROOM for rent: gas, bath. phone. 1920
Second avenue.
BLACKMoN HOTEL; low rates. i2l2is
First avenue.
LYON HorEr--rurrish.d rooms. 2lsls
Columbia.
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S,een IS rooms, finely furnished. ren, r.
si.o0l--4o rooms; best location. me tus-
fure ~'~f
$Sa0-6 rooms, hath; modern; close N
5000 roomst rent So. with waller
S2Sa--Cigars, fruit stand; sn,end6 ~.
tfOr. -
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LODGING houses for sale. q rooms =
nished. fine. central. elevator >,s. -
lights. pays SIS. price 81, no. IA $40
furnished, central elevator sls'..ss
lights. rent SIS, price xisa: &c 49,
half interest. s. $50 central, naonrv 49,
er; % rooms, Pike street. 81 $50 IN y.
niture. Is rooms. central slNa ~.
avenue, money maker Room 4sRcrvs'
block.
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NPES1FgNttfep North German uauiae
waists paaiticr as cook hotel af rea.
taQraut. in ar about Seattle CaN Ma
Llanal hatfI rnnm ik
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$2,oeo TO invest In established priutins NJ
mess In Seattle, win consider psrtss1
exchanged. Address X "a. care pasi.ss
telligencer.
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LADY desires board in comfortable home
at Reasonable price: no objection 10 dis
lance out, II accessible. Y q. Post-ln
tellicencer.
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INVEST safely: ~ per cent. Interes, az
let your money work for you, buy 4 -
tihcate now: payments made ever n
teen days. satisfied clients in All -
tons of the country, write for paftss
lars. {. T.. Mackey h Co.. e Brosdus,
New York.
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wANTnD-Rooms wITn BOARD.

BOARD and rooms wanted. for man. wife
and infant, w.thia walking distance.
would prefer alcnvc double room,
furnished or unfurnished. Address III
30, care Post-Intelligencer
YOUNG married lady whose husband Is
absent desires board and room for
about four months with family, refer
ences given. Address X Is. care POST
fntciligsncer.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-11-08
TROUBLE WITH DOCUMENTS.
Public Officers and Collectors BecOm e
OVerstOcked with Old Books
and Papers.

What to destroy and what to save in
the way of old documents, newspapers
and other publications, has become a
question requiring most serious
thought. One of the committees of
congress bears this peculiar title:
disposition of Useless Papers in the
Executive Departments" and another:
Examination and Disposition, of Doc
| uments." The names of the commit
tees suggest their duties, says Youth S
Companion.
Not only public officers, but the di-
rectors of libraries and museums. 10
say nothing of private collectors, are
often puzzled by the accumulation of
matter issuing from modern printing
presses. A bill was recently intro
duced in parliament to enable the trus-
tees of the British museum TO distrib-
ute or destroy 'valueless printed mat
ter in their possession
To this proposal Shakespearean
scholar of prominence objected. He
argued that no one could discriminate
between what may be valuable and
what valueless for the historical in
vestigator of the future. Who knows
but that the trade circular, the coun-
try newspaper, or the street song may
throw a most important light several
hundred years hence upon some moot
ed question of our present life?
This discussion has an interest to a
wider circle than librarians and public
officers. The man who attempts no
collection OF books or papers is com
PEELED to choose each day what dispo-
sition he shall make of the knowledge
that comes to him; for the human
brain and memory are storehouses of
limited dimensions. and time is short.
To learn what to lay up in memory,
what to omit and what to disregard.
is an important part of all education.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-11-08
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.

All the flowers of the Arctic region
are either white or yellow, and there
are 1862 varieties.
Montan wax is one of the distilla-
ton products of Ignite. which Won
Boyen now seems to have obtained i'll
fairly pure state.
\ Swiss genius has invented a pith
cloak weighing about one pouAd
which will hold up a fully equipped
soldier on the surface of the water.
Successful eXI eriments were made re-
Gently on the lake of Zurich. The
! cloak is provided with waterproof
pockets in which food and drink may
be carried as well as bluc lights, in
case the wearer is shipw. ecked in the
night.
On the shore of the river near West
brook can always be seen many cords
of river wood compactly piled up.
This wood comes from the bottom of
the river. For many years thriving
business has been done in raising
water soaked logs in the river be-
| tween w'estbrook and Madison Falls.
| BY the use of wide flatpoats the logs
are drawn to tbb surface, towed to
the landing and split into cordwood.
| 1t is estimated that an average of 100
cords yearly have been recovered
from the ~lyer bed.-Kennebec (Me.)
Journal
| A physician attached to British
! hospital in South Africa is impressed
with the fact that preventive inocu-
lation for typhoid fever is valuable
treatment. Among the inoculated the
death rate was lower by % per cent.
than among the uninoculated The
average temperature ALSO was lower.
AS many as 1870 cases came under no.
tice and in mos. instances they were
very severe. The treatment was with
doses of carbolic acid three times a
day. Brandy was the most useful
stimulant, facilitating sleep Trans
fusion with salt solution saved many
lives, causing patients to rally won
derfully. Out of the 1870 cases there
were - cases or hemorrhage, a fact
supporting the contention that car
bolic acid tends to promote that COM
plication.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-11-08
MOKIS NOT MERCENARY.
Chicago Man Corrects the Impression
That Whites Can buy Admission
to the snake Dance

1t seems an injustice to well-mean-
ing, gentle and picturesque tribe of
Indians, as earnest and serious in
their ceremonies as the people of
Oberammergau. with their play for a
price, to give out widespread the i'm
preston that the Nsol<i Indians allow
money to enter into their calcula-
lions in celebrating their god dances.
The contrary situation is the fact.
l was present at their last snake
dance at the village of Oreib, on the
West Mesa. in Arizona and witnessed
situation which disputes your asser-
ton, says a correspondent of the Chi
caeo Tribune.
Two persistent and enthusiastic
white men, one of whom / was, slipped
down into their sacred snake khiva pre-
vious to the ceremonies and refused
to be dislodged when the members
of the snake order descended to begin
| the ritual and wash the snakes prior
to the dance and the performances
all ceased until we removed ourselves.
Our parleying and proffers of coin de-
| layed the dance at least two hours,
and not until abandonment of the
spectacle, implying personal injury to
our party, was threatened would we
relinquish or:' determination to fol-
low the ceremony from sunrise to
| dusk in all its weird secrecy and SOL
emnity.
The sum of 800 was rendered the
snake priest to permit our presence.
| This was declined without even con
| sideration, ana at no time during the
| dance, which did not go on until we
had repaired to prescribed distance,
was there fash Ct the smallest sized
coin or piece of money. The Mokis
will abandon their incan.ations before
they VIII come 10 an admits sre fes
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-11-08
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com

Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound.
If you are troubled with pains,
fainting spells, depression of spirits,
reluctance to go anywhere, headache,
backache, and always tired, please re-
member that there is an absolute
remedy which will relieve you of your
suffering as it did Mrs. Rice. Proof
is monumental that Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is the
greatest medicine for suffering women.
No other medicine has made the cures
that it has, and no other woman has
helped so many women by direct advice
as has Mrs. Pinkham; her experience
is greater than that of any living per-
son. If you are sick, write and get
her advice; her address is Lynn, Mass
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-11-08
Experience Versus Theory.

''Marcus Aurelius says" the profess
sor began, that nothing happens to
anybody which he is not fitted by ma
ture to bear
"Oh, that's rot!" replied the man
who had eloped, at the age of 81, with
a girl whom he had known three
weeks; lust tell Mare for me that he
has another guess comm. Chicago
Times Herald
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-11-08
HELP FOR WOMEN
WHO ARE ALWAYS TIRED.

81 do not feel very we'll, 1 am so
tired all the time. l do not know what
is the matter with me-"
You hear these words every day; as
often as you meet your friends just so
often are these words repeated. More
than likely you speak the same signifi-
cant words yourself. and no doubt you
do feel far from well most of the time.
Mrs. Ella Rice, of Chelsea, Wis,
whose portrait we publish, writes that
she suffered for tw' years with bear
ing-down pains, headache, backache,
and had all kinds of miserable feelings,
all of which was caused by falling and
inflammation of the womb, and after
doctoring with physicians and numer-
GUS medicines she was entirely cured by
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-11-08
Talk Comes High.

what do you think of that lawyer
l recommended to you?"
I've lost faith in him"
Indeed"
Eyes; you see, when 1 first went to
him and told him what the fellow
was about to sue said to me. he told
me talk was cheap"
YES"
swell, when he sent in his bill l
found that it was not. -Yonker's
Statesman.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-11-08
Qualified for the Work.

$50 you think he would make a good
weather man do your"
Good Why, say! he's the evenest-
tempered man that ever lived"
But what has that got to do with
it?''
SCOT to do with it! Great Scott,
man! why, why, he can stand more
reasonable kicks and answer more
fool questions without forgetting to
smile than any other man in the whole
United States" -Chicago Post.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-11-08

Don't you admire determination in
mans character?'
at all depends on the result" an
swered Mrs. Sirius Barker. 'If it
brings success 1 praise it as splendid
perseverance. If it brings failure. I
denounce it as COMPOUNDED obstinacy."
Washington Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-11-08

"To what do you attribute your sue
cess in life?" asked the inquisitive
person.
work" answered Senator Sorghum,
positively; hard work"
But you never seem to be devoting
much time to work.
mo. But l hired a tremendous
amount of it done. "-Washington Star.
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She-Did the Parisians understand
your French?
He-Every word, except when I'D
start to demonstrate about an ex-
orbitant charge.-Puck.
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Served Him Right.

a modern maiden sat at home,
And wondered to herself
Why some young fellow didn't come
And take her "off the Shelf
And when there came a chap who was
Resolved to learn his fate,
She wouldn't look at him. because
His necktie wasn't straight.
Pick UD
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Horrible Thought.

Handout Harry-Wot did yer wake
me up fer?
Tiepass Teddy-Yer wuz talkin' in
yer sleep, an | wuz afraid yer mind
wuz worllin'.--N. Y. journal.
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stop" she cried as he attempted
to kiss her. You must!"
He, having had but little experience
in this sort of thing, was inclined to
take her at her word. She noticed it,
and fastened to repeat: stop! You
mussed-my hair" Then he resumed,
but more neutrality-suspicious. Stand
ard and Times.