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The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

All who suffer from piles will be
glad to learn that DeWitts Witch
Hazel SalYe will give them instant and
permanent relief. 1t will cure eczema
and all skin diseases. Beware of
cOunterfeits. Grant Holden.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

It's great misfortune not to have
judgment enough to keep silent at the
proper time.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

People would haYe fewer troubles if
they spent less time in talking about
them.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

It's poor kind of a repentance that
dosen't insure against a repetition of
the offense.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

What jolly world this would be if
everything on earth was as attractive
as the shop windows.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

Small in size and great in results are
DeWitts Little Early Risers, the
famous little pills that cleanse the
liver and bowels. They do not gripe.
Grant Holden.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

You can always tell turkeys age
by the teeth-your teeth, not the tur-
keys.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

The Farmers Best Friend
Is the horse. The horses best friend
is Holden's 4S-Hour Condition Powder.
1t is the best on the market and you
get 2 pounds for % cents. Try this
first, then Judge for yourself.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

The Chinese ask chow is your
liver ?' instead of chow do you do ?"
for when the liver is active the health
is good. DeWitts Little Early Risers
are famous little pills for the liver and
bowels. Grant Holden.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

It's difficult for men to check their
expenses unless they have u bank bal
ance.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

Laziness is the decayed fruit of
philosophy.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

THE FARMER's BEST FRIEND is the
HORSE. The horses best friend is
Holden's 4S-Hour Condition Powder
1t is the BEST on the market and you
get ? POUNDS for % CENTS. GRANT
HOLDEN.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

Swallowing sage tea is one way to
drink in wisdom.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

The pace that kills is often a "fxed"
running race.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

Ivy poisoning, poison wounds and
all other accidental injuries may be
quickly cured by using DeYitt's Witch
Hazel Salye. 1t is also certain cure
for piles and skin diseases. Take no
other. Grant Holden.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22

MAIN LINE EAST
LeaYeSaginaw 300 NJ. Arrive at Flint 1888
p. M, Holly1 :25 L. NJ, DetroIt3:00 +. NJ, Toledo
410P. NJ
MAIN LINE WEST
Leave Saginaw ~ ;3J r. NJ. Arriyeat Midland
1:ll 7 M, Mt. Pleasant G:55 T.. NJ, Glare 2:f2 r.
NJ, Evart 1902 2. NJ, Reed City $3.50 F. NJ Bald ..
win 4;i5 z. ~, Ludington $50 +. NJ, Manistee
80 l.. NJ.
Connecting at Ludington with Steamer for
of navigation), making connections for all
points West and Northwest
Sleeping and ParlOr Cars between ayCitv
Saginaw and Detroit
Connections mad atPort Huron and Detroit
In Union Depotfor all Points South, Canada
and the East
For further information see timetable ofthis
Company Il. A. GRISWOLD, Agent.
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22
NOTICE OfLETTlEG Of GRAIN CONTRACT

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, That we,
Hugh Wooman, County Drain Commissioner of
the County of Sanilac, and David Nj. 1ice,
County Drain Commissioner OF the County OF
81 Clair State Of tItehipan will
The Yale expositor., 1900-06-22
MARKETs hr RoLLER MILLs.

Pride Flour, per cwt..................... 50
Bell Flour, per rcwt.................. 1
Graham Flour, per cwt ....... 9
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-08

and child within it's boundaries. He is
known to you as thai stalwart republic
an and brilliant orator, Ex-Governor Bot
kim"
The reception given Governor Botkin
was such as to leave no doubt In he
minds of witnesses that Chairman Yoder
knew what The was talking about, while
for his part the 'stalwart republican,
lived UP to his reputation. His address
was a complete and convincing EXPOSE
ton of the foll;;es of the democratic
creed, a masterful defense Of the prin-
ciples and tenets of the party of Lincoln,
OF Grant an dof Mckinley. While it
abounded in wit and humor and even pa
thos, yet the address was delivered in a
calm, unimpassioned manner, showing
that Governor Botkin wished his hearers
to understand that he was present to rea-
son with them and not to sway them by
any appeal to cheap, catch-penny meth
DDS so frequently employed by the dema-
gogue. and especially by the Bryanatic
demagogue. Yet he was frequently inter-
rupted by spontaneous bursts OF ap-
plause which showed that his audience
was in sympathy with him heart and
soul; and If there were any present who
dlffered with him in opinion they at least
accorded him respectful attention.
a and gentlemen he said in in
PRODUCTION. tit gives me genuine pleasure
to appear once more before a Butte au-
dience and l am very grateful for your
friendly greeting. For the past three
years l have been absent from Montana
INK have spent the time pleasantly in
the CITY of Washington; not so pleasant
ly, however, as to destroy my desire to
spend the remainder of my life beneath
the stars of Montana. (Cheers.)
1T is not my intention to speak con-
corning the election OF state officers-not
that l ann Indifferent concerning the sue
cess of that excellent roster Of candidates
the republican party has presented for
the SURFACES of the people of this state
but because our friend, the enemy.'
seem to be taking care Of them. Laugh
ter.)
colonel Sanders sometimes tells an ex-
perience of his during the early days of
Virginia City that is worth s%pringing
here. He had for mis- next-door neighbor
a worthy German couple, and on OPEN
ing his door to a knock one day his
nelghbor stood on the stoop in a parox-
ysm of laughter. After repeated Inquiries
as to what was the matter and several
nearly bursts of laughter, he managed to
convey the information that we have
Two babies at our house this morning
II only one pair OF Clothes They had
twins and weren't prepared TOR them.
daughter and applause.)
the democratic party in this state is
IN the same fix exactly. 1t nominated a
state ticket, and then in a moment or re-
morse, thinking what an awful bad
ticket it was. to be sure, proceeded ia
nominate another. To any democrat.
that may happen to be within hearing
! may say that it is a very difficult task
70 say which Is the worst one, and they
may spare themselves the trouble bv
voting the republican ticket straipht
daughter and cheers.
In behalf Of the republican candidate
for governor-I was once a candidate
myself and I a prove it by the cerh-
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-08
CANNOT BE BEAT.

"A ten payment policy in the Mutual
Life of New York will insure you for q
whole 20 years. return you all you have
paid besides it's interest. w. c.. Bachelor
Dist. Mgr, 4S East broadway, Butte.
Mont.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-08

Continued on Page Ten.)
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18
"HARkl FROM THE TOMB"

Our poor old mummified morning
contemporary sat UP in its sarcophagus
a little while yesterday to give vent to
it's chronic hatred of mankind. Soured
by political disappointment, embittered
by public contempt which surrounds it
lige a fog, it is embalmed in it's own
gall picked in its own venom. Through
the seven ages of existence it passed as
morose and spiteful in its nurses arms
as when, sans everything, it rallied
against the world or hurls the impo-
tent wrath of decrepitude against its
adversaries as they pass it in the
march Of progress.
Doubtless it were best to humor it.
to say that every sudden change of
mind and heart it shows is the result
OF deep reasoning and Changed
conditions allow the village ogre.
as it were. to Groom and curse
and throw stones from the portal
of its tomb. But the temptation to
tease it into giving a fresh exhibition
of grotesque contortions and pictur-
esque profanity is often too strong to
resist.
AT such times it will tell the story of
the has been" and what it did for sill
yer in antedeluvian campaigns, ere the
present population of the earth was
born, and whimper over the lack OF
human assistance it had before il
crossed its political Styx.
1t is always the same old whine,
the same old tale, the same old cursing
of some rich man who incurred the dis
pleasure of its evil genius by embark
ing in a business which interfered with
it's own-how much may be inferred
from the heat of its hatred.
To quarrel with our shroud-cIad con-
temper airy under the circumstances,
knowing as we do the secret of its
distemper, would be an assault upon
that supersttious reverence which in
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18
HAMMOND AND TRUSTS.

The Republican candidate for con-
gress meets the charge that he is
friendly to the trusts by declaring that
he favors a constitutional amendment
that will empower congress to restrain
the trusts. Here is a confession that all
that has been charged concerning Mr..
HammOnd's leaning towards the trusts
is true. There is not a well-posted
voter in the state that does not know
that congress now has power to legis-
late against the trusts. Not only this,
but it has so legislated and the legis-
lation has been upheld by the supreme
court against assaults from these
mcnopolies in which Mr.. Hammond
sees much that is good" Cannot this
candidate explain why, instead Of
adopting a constitutional amendment,
it would not be better for McKinley's
attorney general to enforce the valid
and constitutional laws now on the
statute books? And can he or any
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18
POLITICAL KNAVERY.

The people will not forget that the
Republican candidate for congress has
given whispered endorsement of the
Roberts resolution adopted by the
Democratic convention; that he wanted
the Republican convention to adopt a
similar resolution; that he endorses the
course Of the president in appointing
polygamists TO office, and yet. notwith-
standing all this permits his news
paper organ to parade him before the
state as the head and front of an anti
polygamy movement. in the miserable
hope that, by appealing to the preju-
dice Of a certain element, this char
acterless organ may influence a score
or so of voters in his favor. Could any,
thing be more perfectly "in line with
the administration" than such political
knavery as this? What do honest men.
even of his own party, think of such
business?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

other defender of this trust admins
tration explain what assurance we
would have that. laws enacted under
the provisions of his proposed con-
sritutlonal amendment would ever be
enforced so long as we have Repub-
mean administrations that permit the
trusts TO name the attorney generals
To illustrate the insinceritv. not to
say dishonesty, of M. Hammond's Do
sition' we quote below the provisions
OF the present a1ti-truss law:
Every contract, combination in the
FORM OF trust or otherwise. or conspiracy
III ~, restraint or trade or commerce. among
49, slS SeNerdI states. or with foreign ma
oI Lois IS hereby declared to be Illegal. Ev-
cry person who shall make any such con-
- ~ az or engage in any SUCH combination
u consplracy. shall be deemed guilty of
Of Ni1ISu nii and, on conviction there
IL IL 81 SndIi pc punished by a fine not ex-
Cee9ihg S9,VcO, or by imprisonment not ex-
cesdlng one year, or both.
EVery person who shall rnonopolize or
en oi;riiP p; 70 monopolize or combine or con-
10 mohopoiize any part of the trade or
coIninerce among the several states or
Win foreign nations. shall be fined, etc.
remember, this law has been up
Aeio ng the supreme court. Yet the
republican candidate ignores its ex-
lstence, ignores the refusal of the Nc
hinley administration to enforce it.
ana goes about the state seeking to
convey the impression that congress
possesses no constitutional authority
TO enact such legislation!
Mr.. Hamlnond's absurd subterfuge
Iully Justifies the charge. that he is in
full sympathy with the trusts. There
Is no doubt but he is fully lin line with
the administration" when it comes to
government by the trusts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18
A PROVO MYSTERY.

Provo. March 10.
To the Editor of The Herald:
At a comic operetta given by the Bosh-
ard and Pyne Brothers in the theatre on
Friday night. there was a couple of gen
tlemen from Salt Lake City who made
long speeches between acts. ridiculfng a
man by the name of Grover Cleveland
The first speaker, Mr.. Smith, said when
Cleveland was first elected president he
had thrown up his hat and hurrahed for
him, and then he ridiculed every act per-
formed by Cleveland from that time until
his final proclamation admitting Utah into
the Union as a sovereign state.
The next speaker, Mr.. Hammond
seemed inclined TO discuss politics and
said the Democrats now threaten 10
bust the trusts and that Cleveland had
already busted everything except the
trusts Neither speaker advocated any
party platform or policy. other than op-
position TO Cleveland's administration.
Now, what puzzles me is, We're the
speakers intended 10 carry out the comic
features of the operetta or was the excel
lent singing by the BOShard and Pyne
Brothers TO carry out the comic features
of Smith and Hammond's speaking?
Who's Advocating ClevelandS admins
tration anyway?
WILLIAM BURBECK
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18
A NEW CONSTITUTION.
CThe Nerdictl

Administration spectators and treasury
robbers of high and low degree who have
ffOurished under McKinleyiSm, Dingley-
ism, HannaiSm and all other fSmS OF pi-
rate kind. have grand scheme against
the constitution. They want to destroy
the great charter of American liberties so
that there may be no restraining meteS
and bounds TO hamper their rapaciOus
aims. To this end the hucksters of White
House garbage are spreading a propa-
ganda for a constitutional convention.
in which the charter of the republic may
be amended to meet the views and ends
of the cormorants who seek to rob them
selves rich while McKinleyism exists.
Governmental adherence to the constitu-
ton is menace to the perpetuatiOn of
McKinleyiSm, and the discussions now
rife among administration lobbyists, of
the necessity for a new federal cOnStitu-
ton, have White House inspiration. The
president and hrs hackers are willing TO
violate and defy the constitution in their
desperate subServience 10 trusts and cor
porations-but even they are not strong
enough to do more than encourage oppo-
SltiOn to the constitution.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18
1.-THE WEEDS. /"

Life is a wonderful gala1en,
With things for our happiness filed;
And under our care and labor
Each garden may be web titled
But weeds spring into existence
Such as worry and care and strife,
And the Master has given US warning
That such things will ruin our life.
So let US keep watch DER this garden,
That flowers, not weeds, blossom there
And beautiful thoughts and kindly deed!
Are free for all 10 share.
Let US watch from morning till evening
Our thought force. and guide it Alright.
Let nothing unworthy enter in
To mar, 10 enlbltter or bright.
Let love only rule in judgment,
Let service to each and all
Be our motto in tilling this garden,
TIL all are redeemed from the fall.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18
GOLD AND IDoLATRY.

Gold is the god Of our civilization 1t
;s worshiped with all the fervOr of
religious enthusiasm. 1t is an idolatry
more dangerous than ever existed be-
fore because it is blending itself with
enlightenment and meets no rebuke
from modern Christianity.
Avarice is the passion of this genera
ton: gold is it's idol. Men may talk
of it as a medium, as a representative,
and try to believe it is nothing more;
hut in their heart Of hearts they covet
II and worship it with an intensity
which passeth understanding.
Money is a power for good or for
evil. If used for the development of
natures resources, for the Improvement
Of the commonwealth, cr as a medium
of exchange it is capable OF doing a
EAST amount OF good. In the hands of
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

zone hundred billions was the bal
ance of trade the Provo Enquirer cred
tied McKinley's administration with the
other day. The Herald called attention
to the glazing absurdity of the claim.
Now the Enquirer saws: ''Just think Of
more than billion dollars worth of
products sold more than was bought
during this administration A mistake
of SsS,OO0,OO0,0Oo doesn't worry an ad-
minstration organ In the least. Any
old figures will do when a postmaster
is trying to please the president and
hold his lob.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18
CROSSROADS PHILOSOPHY.

Political changes continue Uncle
Billy Beelzebub writes from way back
that he cant support the money OF the
constitution any longer, because Dave
Hill, who doesn't believe in it, is going
TO vote for Bryan" Zeke Hayseed an
nounces in the columns of the Jimtown
julep that he cant support Mckinley
because that old traitor Hoar is going
TO vote for him." Old Timothy Tom
myrot says that Bryan can't be true
to silver if Bourke Cochran has become
sufficiently Disguised with Toryism to
support the silver champion, and that
Mckinley can't be in earnest in prose
cutting this war against the Philippines,
since Senators Hoar and Mason are
prepared to vote for him at the next
election. And so it goes. These cross
roads philosophers continue to mould
the destinies of the nation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

George B. Squires will speak at
Ephralm this morning and George Suther-
land will appear at Pleasant Grove
Tribune.
If they could only induce Sutherland
to speak and restrict Squires to ap-
pearing the wisdom of the Republican
manager would be more apparent. The
two Georges should travel together. It
would make warm combination. The
two Dromios would have to look to
their laurels as stage attractions.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

Never before in the history OF this
country have voters been asked to sup
port a candidate who had not the cour-
age and the manIiness to express his
views concerning their honesty; who
was too cowardly to declare whether
he had faith in the people he sought to
represent. What would be thought of
a candidate for congress in Iowa, for
instance, who, when some slanderer
declared that all the people Of his dis
trict were law-breakers and pledge
breakers, and he was asked whether
these wholesale charges were true,
would refuse to answer, but would per-
nit some BLACKBOARD newspaper to
answer for him that the charges were
true? What would the people Of that
district do to that candidate? just
what the people of Utah will do to Mr..
Hammond on the End Of April.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

sures it an occasional crust in the COM
munitv.
There is no sense in shooting silver
bullets at spectres. There is no use OF
answering the echoes Of the tomb.
There is nothing to be gained by cast
ing stone at a moss-covered ruin OF
Journalism within whose darkened
windows the owls Of ancient hatred sit
and boot.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

Some people seem to think that sur
plus in the treasury is a sure sign of
money in the pockets of the, people.
Not always. Crowns flourish at the
expense of the people. And money that
lies in the vaults of the treasury or the
STANDARD Oil sub-treasuries is not in
the pockets of the people
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

The voters Of Utah will have no use
for a candidate who is too cowardly to
resent wholesale ISLANDERS of the peo-
pie or to even declare publicly whether
he believes the people are honest And
congress would have no use for a man
who secured his election under false
pretenseS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

Postmaster Thomas wants to save
the Tagals from Aguinaldo. He fairly
reeks with sympathy for this n1isguid-
ed people Arthur is always ready to
do plain and fancy sympathizing on
easy terms by the day or week
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18
METEOROLOGICAL REPORT.
Yesterdays Record at the Local Office
of the Weather Bureau.

Salt Lake City, Utah, March II. 1900.
Maximum temperature, IS degrees; min
imum temperature. IS degrees; mean tenn
perature As degrees which is degrees
above tho normal. Accumulated excess
OF temperature since first of month, l56
degrees. Accumulated excess of tempera-
lure since Jan. /, 43l degrees. Total pre-
cipitatiOn from D. m. to p. m. y inch.
Accumulated deficiency of precipitation
since first of month, 70 inch. Accumulat-
ed deficiency of precipitation since jan
n inches
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

o. ]. Salisbury expects the senator
ship without question. He probably
counts on the talismanic influence of
his name to get the support of the An
glomaniacs who wear the gold collar of
HannaiSm
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

The Provo Enquirer says silver is
dead" that the currency bill Just
passed destroyed all hope of the issue
being resurrected for period Of years.
Wherefore, it should have added, the
Republican party is the party of BIZ
metalliSm.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

Most Of these bIoodless warriors who
fight the Tagals with a strong breath
would climb cocoanut tree like ring
tailed monkeys if Aguinaldo should
suddenly blow his gold whistle in their
x-ic;pitv
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

Cincinnati Enquirer: A man in Merry
York fell six stories through an elevator
shaft and fractured his fifth vertebra. The
accident happened two weeks ago. but
under skiilful surgical attention the man
is stil alive. Possibly it is the record of
such remarkable cases that encOura geS
the, administration to so much somer-
Saulting.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

John Henry Smith is in the political
dry dock but he must be preparing for
a long cruise. Son George seems to
be establishing coaling stations for him
at irregular intervals in the sea Of poll
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

So Alma Eldredge has went" upon
the stump for his successor, has he?
We feel sure the people in whose midst
he crates will feel glad he 'has came"
We 90 b. goshI
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18
Heroic Remedy.
Washington Post.)
VICTOR

washington Post)
A New Jersey lunatic had his reason re-
stored by falling from the window Of an
asylum and striking on his head. Va
know Of several statesmen who might
improve themselves by throwing somar-
saults from the apex of the Washington
monument
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

Where is Daniel Harrington? Can't
he find time from the arduous labor of
upholding the flag in. ''furrin parts" to
furnish the public little amusement
in this campaign?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18
NICARAGUA CANAL,

New York Journal: The commerce of
the Puget Sound ports supports over one
sixth of all the tonnage of the United
States engaged under the American flag
in the foreign trade. All this is COM
manded by the fortified British naval sta
ton at ESquimalt, without a lisp of objec-
ton from the Americans who think il
would be an affront TO England for US to
protect our own coasts by terrifying our
own canal at Nicaragua
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

Seriously speaking we believe the
people of Utah would rather entrust
the affairs of the state or nation to Don
Emilio Aguinaldo than to P. Hanna
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-18

1t must worry the Republican organ
because it can't get an expression from
its candidate on the Roberts question