The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1900-10-31
PROGRESS OF THE CAMPAIGN.
MIR. Dooley Wants One Place TO Vote
for His Principles and Another to
Vote for His Candidate.

MIR. DOOlcy "entS ono IlhCo W Noto
Tor His Principles and Another TO
Vote for His Candidate.
Flows tn bettiu' on tn iliction P"
Mr.. Hennessy asked.
"'Tis goin' on splindidly," said Mr..
Dooley," an befure long they'll be
some money put up. AT tn prlsint
time tn par ties is enable fr to agree.
Richard Croker offers to be tn north
wind again tn FIJI iv Lincoln Park
with ozone that Bryan's tn man, hut
he wants too much odds. On tn stock
exchange yesterday a we)l-known
broker that's supposed to be actin fr
James Il. Keene offered - wager tn
contints iv a balloon again lung full
iv smoke that Mack'll carry loway
Th' other party to tn wager rayfused
tn offer an tn two spoorts compromis-
ed on bet iv tn dhrinks that Shake
spesre wrote "To Have an To Hold"
| was comm up in tn ca-ar tonight an
there was two la-ads discussin' th'
situation. | bet ye mlllyon dollars, ,
says wan iv thin, that Mckinley
carries Kansas. What odds III ye
give q says TIL other. Two to wan,
says tn la-ad. 'l take ye,' says tn
other. by tn way did ye buy that
sewin' machine fr ye'or wife ?
"'Tis a quare campaign. Hinnissy.
In tn first place there amt amy is.
sues. 'Ye can usually scare up an is-
sue in a campaign but In this wan, no
wan is goin' to vote tn way he believes.
Says me frind Binjamin Harrison {:
9TH conductiv tn administration has
been little short iv hcllish. Th' idea that
this gover'mint shud sind out throops
to murder an pillage an elope with
th' sthrugglin' races iv tn boochoos
Ph'lippeens, makes me blood bile al
most to tn dew point. endorse ivry-
thing Willum j. Bryan says on tn sub
ject an though 1t goes lard 'r me to
say it, life long Republican that am,
l exhort ivry follower iv mine to put
inmities aside, f'r get his prejudices
an cast his vote 'r Willum Mckinley.
Says me friend Olney, tn wan that
thranslated tn Monroe dOcthrine into
English: No crime cud be worse thin
tn demoneytization an degradation iv
onless 1t wud be tn interference iv
polluted arnychists with thin thrusts
that has dayviloped tn resources iv
tn profession iv which am desarvin'
mimber. But f'r these vast combina-
tions iv capital an industry they wud
be no security in this country that tn
banks wudden't take. An with tn
growth iv tn thrusts our country ex-
pands an increases an gets larger till
they's hardly corner iy th' wurruld
where tn inhabitants amt afraid we're
comm in. | hope fr to live to see tn
day whin tn glories iv our civilization
an thrusts an syndicates an sound
money an little iv that, will pine
tnrate tn disolate places iv tn earth,
an tn stars an sthripes will wave over
wurruld ayether,' he says, free he
says, 'or dead he says. Thin rally
r-round our banner, put ye'er shout
dhers to tn wheel au give long pull,
sthrong pull an he says, q pull al
together f'r commercial combinations,
expansion, tn subjygation iv subjygat-
able races, goold money an tn peer
less Willum j. Bryan
Lord bless me, tits enough 70 make
man dizzy, Hinnissy. They 90 me
frind Grover, | thought, be hivins,
we'd heerd tn last iv him, but f'r an
occasional groan firm tn wilds iv Moo
Jarsey. A year ago twas Where's
Cleveland p 'Th' Lord only knows or
cares. Prob'ly dhrivin' a milk wagon.
An how is 1t today? Th' shore iv