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The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06
THE REAL STORY.
How Mr.. Shnkespcare's Poetic LII
ccnse Put q Twist in
julius Caesar.

COL julius Caesar, Maj Brutus and Capt
Marc Anthony were sitting in Sextus Booz.
ems cafe one evening, discussing affairs of
the Sixth ward, when a portly individual
dropped sesterce into the slot machine
and strained the outfit to find his weight,
relates the Baltimore American. After he
had gone Col. Caesar remarked:
Il like these fat guys. They can't get
around fast enough to do any assassinating."
80 do | like them" said Brutus. "A fat
man is good fellow to 60 swimming with"
WELL" said Marc, I'm interested in a
toga factory down here on the Appian Way,
and, of course, we would rather sell togas
to the fat men than to the skinny ones"
Il like EN-" interrupted Sextus Boozem,
who was wiping off the table with the skirt
of his toga. Il like EN-, because they hold
more than the other kind"
Of course, when Shakespeare dramatized
the story he took liberties with it, just as
dramatists do to this day.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

The engineering shops of the univer-
sity of Michigan recently completed a
speakers stand for the platform OF
University hall. The new stand is adj
Unstable as to height and angle of in
clination.
Rev. w. G. Archer, business manager
of Lincoln university, tells the story
of an old lady in Thornton home who
had but 500 in the world, the income
from which is six dollars. Out of this
income she gives one dollar a year to
the endowment of Lincoln university.
1t is refreshing to find case of con-
sistency where money is at stake. The
Haines Gauge company of Philadelphia
declines to furnish apparatus for the
ships of the United States navy on the
ground that the proprietors are men,
bers of the Society of Friends and are
opposed to war. This is the first case
of the kind on record.
The report of the churches in the
Chicago presbytery, just issued. gives
a total church membership of 20,349,
a decrease of S14 on last years report.
This is said to be due to a severe prun.
ing of the rolls. The money raised for
missionary and philanthropic purposes
during the year amounted to $559,243,
compared with $685. the previous
year.
The Outlook says that stronger
morality is beginning to inspire Eng
lish municipal politics as result OF
the pleasant Sunday afternoon move
ment, started ~ years ago but such
men as Canon Scott-Holland, Rev.
Bruce-Wallace, Flemming Williams
and Bernard Smell. 1t was originated
to induce the churches to take up the
study of social problems.
There is no wholesome and sensible
minister who does not wish to have
the good will of every class in his con-
gre9ation, but he especially covets the
respect and confidence of the young
men. This is not because they are
wiser than their elders, nor because
they are more spiritual, but because
they are unconventional and sincere
to the last degree.-Ian Maclaren, in
Ladies' Home Journal.
Archbishop Temple. of Canterbury
is always made impatient of bores, es-
pecially clerical bores. One of the
clergy of his diocese who had pestered
him a good deal recently wrote an
Unfortunately long letter describing
picture which he proposed to put up
in the chancel of the church, and ask.
ing permission to do so. BY the time
his grace reached the end of the
epistle his patience was quite exhaust
ed, and he replied on post card: Dear
Blank-Hang the picture!" The cler.
gyman is still wondering how he ought
to regard the reply.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06
bathing without Shoulder Straps.

The rank and file on the Modder river
were short time ago forbidden to battle,
and sentnels were posted on the banks to
look for surreptitious swimmers. One of the
sentinels caught sight of swimmer, who
persistently ignored his summons to sur;
render to arrest. At last the bather emerged
from the river; the furious sentinel adj
vanced upon the dripping figure and claimed
prisoner. "Confound you'll was the re-
ply, Cant you see I'm an officer? '-London
Chronicle.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

Mrs. A. G. Russell, Nashville, Tenn,
wrote: DR.. Moffett's Teethina tTeething
Powders) is the greatest blessing to teeth
ing children that the world has ever known.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

Shelf it wasn't for the old bachelors
there would be no hirts." He-"If it wasn't
for the hirts there would be no old bache,
ors."-Sydney Town and Country Journal.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y,
Feb IL 1900
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

The man who is too proud to beg isn't al
ways too proud to hint or proud enough to
refuse what may be offered.-Somerville
journal.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

what an artistic pipe you have" sale
Miss Hicks to Barber. "Artistic?" returned
Barber Not bit of it. You can't max,
it draw" Harlem Life.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06
Meaning Dudes.

Evangeline-Have you become acquainted
with many Of the young men in our socia.
circle?
AngeIina-Oh, yes; / know thing" or
Bulletin.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

Uncle Sam uses the best of everything.
Uncle Sam uses Carriers Ink. He knows.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

The man who hesitates is lost, but the
Town and Country Journal.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

If you want good digestion to wait upon
your appetite" you should always chew q
bar of Adams Pepsin Tutti Fruit.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

PUTNAM FADILEss DYES produce the fast
est and brightest colors of any known dye
stuff. Sold by all druggists.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

A favorte good wish in Ireland used to
be, May you live to eat the hen that
scratches over your grave"
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

Some men are lions in society and bears at
home.-Chicago Daily News.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

Try Yucatan Chill Tonic Umproved).
Cures chills, fevers and malaria. Pleasant
to take. Cure guaranteed. Price, so cents.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

Usually all we can be certain of is uncer-
Democrat
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

Remember that other peoples bushes
isn't any of yours-Chicago Daily Democrat
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

The Best Prescription for Chills
and Fever is bottle of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. tits simply iron and quininein
atasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price, SOC.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-06

To Cure n Cold in One Day
Take Laxative B-omo Qunine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money lift fails to cure. 25c
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01
RiI;X913;I5$j
R7ilIIl3LI3IlI9I!4
Discovery

81 have been thinking OF writing to
YOU for some time, writes Mrs. w. ID.
henson, Of Maxton, Robson Co, n. G.,
'tto let you know what a wonderful thing
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
did for my little boy. He was taken
with indigestion when he was year
and a half old, and he was under the
doctors treatment for five long years.
We spent all we made for doctors bills,
and 4 did no good. He could not eat
ANYTHING only little milk and cracker,
and sometimes even this would make
him sick, and he got very weak could
not sit up all day, and gave up all hope
of his ever getting any better. Looking
over one OF your books ! noticed DIR.
Piefcess Golden Medical Discovery rec
commended for indigestion. We bought
some and gave to our boy. Two bottles
Of DR.. Pience's Golden Medical Discov-
ery cured him. He is we'll as can be,
and can eat anything that he wants and
il does not hurt him. He has not been
sick a day since and it has been three
years since he took your medicine.
pray that Cod viii always bless YOU and
your medicine
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01
A TICKLE IMMIGRANT.
Her Experience with Two Lovers at
UncIe sans Barge Once.

Her Experience with Two Lovers at
UncIe sans BarEe once.
There seem to be manifold oppor-
tunities among the immigrants coming
to America on shlpboard for falling In
love, particularly on the slower steam
ers, when people are thrown together
for a period Of from u TO 1S days"
says John Gilmer Speed In Ainslee's.
"In this case n worthy young Russian
was cheated out of a very pretty bride
by likely Italian fellow traveller of
the maiden. Strangely enough, she
knew not one word Of italian nor he
a word OF Russian. yet the brides
countryman was Tilted, and the panto-
mime lovers were married and set
forth gayly and confidently 20 learn
each other and the great new world
they had entered at one and the same
time. .tt.
Another case was equally ludicrous.
A Swedish maiden OF somewhat tickle
mind fell In love with n fellow voy-
ager without apprising him OF the fact
that she was betrothed to another man
whom she was to meet at the barge
office and marry. IL was her Intention
TO hurry ashore with her new lover
and outwit the former by a prior cere-
mOny. but the red tape OF the office
prevented that, and the first lover came
to welcome his bride. She then as
promptly fell in love with No 1. But.
when No. pleaded and threatened.
she could not decide which one she
loved the better, so she was detained
while the two men haunted the barge
Office, glarlng at each other.
when the detention time had elaps-
ed, the bride, still not knowing her
mind, was sent unceremoniously back
on the same steamer that brought her
over. both Tilted lovers abandoning the
field In despair. But on arriving on
her native soil once more the maiden
dared not face her people, 50 back she
came, having just money enough to
pay her passage. and sent for lover NO.
l. declaring that she loved him the bet
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01
Reinrn OF Yolnnteers.

WAsaNoroS, Nov, THE homeward
movement Of the volunteer troops from
the Philippines will begin about the
middle Of this month, Il is the inten.
tion Of the War Department to return
the organizations Ia the same relative
ordea as they were shipped TO the islands,
thus equalizing az nearly as possible
their terms Of ioregin service. II will
take practically all Of the transport
service AZ the command Of the Depart
ment 10 accomplish tho return OF the 81,
Oc0 volunteers between the middle Ol
this month and the 3Oth OF june. 1901,
when their term oi service expires by
operation Of law.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01
Interosilonal oame, A. nuffalo.

PARIS, Nov. IAN international con.
ference OF athletes will be- hell in this
city early this month for the purpose Of
discussing the place Of holding G series OF
international games at Buffalo next year,
in accordance with the Pan-American
Exposition. Negotiations for these
games have been going ON eyer since the
Olympia games at Paris last Summer,
and while the final arrangements have
not beeo completed, il Is pretty certain
that they viii take place, Nearly all the
Europeans represented Ia the Paris
games last summer favor the plan.
FTenchmen are much pleased At tho
suggestion that the games be held at
Buffalo, aud desire that the Amateur
Athletic onion shall have full control Of
the games,
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01
COLUMBIA
REVOLUTION
Civil War IN . South Ameriean RepnbIlc
Flghflue Fierce. Killed and Wounded
Akouf 10000

Civil war IN ooutn Amerean Hfrutik.
Flghflus Fierce. Killed and Wounded
About 10000.
@. b. Hart United States Minister to
Columbia, South America, who has
arrived at New York on his way home
in Wheeling w. Va, said IL an interview
that matters are sadly mixed. The
Liberals started second revolution a
few days ago and il has developed great
strength. The fighting has been fierce
and up 10 date the killed and wounded
have numbered $4,000.
"While the Liberals have met with
much success IL is my belief that the
government will be eventually success.
fol. But the revolution il seriously
disturbing business. General Prospero
Pinzon is In command Of the government
forces and the reyolutionists are com
manded by General Paiael Uribe. The
scene Of the trouble is ia the Depart
ment Of Cacua.
"In the recent election San Clementi
and Senor MarToquin were elected
President and Vice President respective
ly. San Clement on account Of the
state Of his health could not live in
Bogota and went 10 Vlleta. In his
absence Marroquin started a rebellion
and assumed the Presidency securing the
recognition Of all the foreign powers
except the Papal See. Both San
Clement and Marroquin however are
drawing their ealaries Of 30, 600 pesos
per annnm. This is payable in silver
but the currency Of Columbia is 20 up.
set that it is difficult to place value
upon 1t.
"The San Clement party recently
bought George Gould's yacht Atalanta
and II has been equipped as acruiser.
II is too bad that there are internal
dIssensons in Columbia because under
peaceful regime the country has
remarkable opportunities for develop
ment.
"There ia demand for Benito Seamala
who is here in New York. He was
formerly United States Vice. Consul at
Bogota. The Marroquin Government
charges hlm with conspiracy and he IL
practically an exile"
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01
negroes From America Introduce Cotton sln
dustry In Afrlea.

Negroes From America Introduce Cotton :In.
dustry In AfrIea.
NEw YORK, Nov. la party Of stu.
dents from the Normal and Industrial
Institute for Negroes, Tuskegee (Ala.),
arrived here today on their way to the
German colonies on the west coast Of
Africa. They are under contract 10 the
German Government 10 introduce cotton
raising amongits colonies in Africa. The
party IL equipped with cotton plougha,
wagons and carpenter tools, and will
sail day after tomorrow.
The Germans will pay all expenses Of
the expedition, and good salary 10
each man. The expedition IL regarded
as the beginning Of a formidable com
petition with America In the cotton rails
ing industry.
Mr., Booker T. Washington, president
Of the Industrlal College, negotiated all
the arrangements. His expedition will
20 arst 70 Togo. where the German
agents viii meet II and instruct the
leader ~ to location and further details
OF the plan. In the party are highly
educated negroes who have been trained
for the work they now undertake. MIR.
Washington regards the expedition as
one Of the most important moves for the
negro that have occurred since the aboli.
tion Of slavery, and no predicts success
for the German plan.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01
suNoERsp.


o low, since you and ! must walk spart.
Spare ne enc little corner Of your heart
shrine
nat shaIi be wholly minsi
Othsrs may claim. and riehtfnlIy. the rsst,
II there know J am not dizpossessd,
!. e.ser. sbail n0t nisa
And n 20 be you sometimes oder there.
Though but in thought. the fragment Of
prayer,
No more
Can ]. alas. implorsi t
But that is much and stell, iorsooth, avail
To make my footsteps falter not nor faiL
Though far
Our pathways sundered are.
Ihen. love. since you and must wsIk apsrt.
spsEe ne one lirtls cornsr q your heart--
A shrine E.
Fhat shall be wholly mine ttE
-ciiuson scotland IN Harper's Bazar.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

ter. He replied that. ne was very Inucn
Obliged, but as he had already married
n handsomer girl IN the interval he was
to decline to come for her.
The maiden then sent word to No. to
like effect, but he declared that he had
had enough Of the flckie feminine, aud
thus in defeat the maiden was trans
ported back again to face the leers and
Jeers Of her native hamlet"
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

Papa" asked 4-year-old youngster,
"are little boys made Of dustT
''Yes, my SON." was the reply
well. then" continued the little fel-
low. II wish you would make nurse
stop using the brush on me. I'm afraid
she'll brush me all away"
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

iu tne untr ui aum,sS,," SssSve =
one OF the oldest states beyond the
Mississippi entering the Union la 1889.
II was the trst new state 20 have the
political honor OF naming the vice
presidential candidate Uoseph Lanel
for one OF the great parties Ia the alst
year OF its statehood.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

fullinan and Tourists cars on both
trains. Chair cars Sacramento 10 OoleD
and El Paso, and tourist cars TO Chicso
81. Louis, New Orleans and Washington,
Connecting at San Frandisco with sy
erai steamship lines for Honolno
Japan, China, Philippines, Central and
South America.
See Mr.. W. w, Skinner agent at Saen
Station, or address
o. II. MARKHAM, g. P. A..
Portland, Oregon
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

Ignorance Is everywhere. In Boston
there are persons who don't know a
symphony from sonata and In Chi
cago persons who don't know a prime
OK from canner.-Detroit Journal
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01
GREAT =
ROCK ISLAND
ROUTE

Our popular personally conducted
tourist excursions in modern Pullman
tourist sleeping cars leave Salem every
Monday Evening and Thursday evening
via Sacramento and every Tuesday even.
ing and Saturday morning via Portland
and run through 10 Chicago without
change via The Worlds most scenic Line
connecting at Chicago with all morning
trains East, also with the Rock Island
personally conducted tourist car for
Boston These tourist sleeping cars are
broad vestibuled, lighted with Pintch
Gas and provided with all weekly Illus.
trated periodicals and magazines for the
free use of our patrons and are accom-.
panied through To destina' ion by rep.
resentaiive OF the Great Rock Island
Route We also have a daily iirst-class
Rleepng car service 10 Chicago via the
Scenic Line and the best dining car
service in the world
For full information, maps etc, call
ON or write TO-, A. Il COOPER Gen. Agt
or Portland Oregon.
w. w. SKINNER, G.. NJ. PowERs
Agent $. = Co. Agent o II ~ n Co
Salem Or. Salem Or.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

Eerema, ralarfh, hip disease. white
swelling. aud even consumption haye
their origin In scroiulous conditions
With the slightest taint OF scrolula In
the blood, there Is no safety. The
remedy for this disease in all lie forms
. ii Hood 3 Hareaparilla, which goes 10 The
root 81 the trOnble and oKpels All im
puriliee and dlhease germs from the
blood.
The best family cathartic Is Hoods
pllla. Q
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01
rhe nes, preserIptlon for MnIarIa.

Chills and fever ~ bottle af Groves 1asteless
Chill Tonic 10 Is simply iron and quinine In n
tasieless form M cure DO pay. Price 60c,
5-i0 6m cod
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01
Corvallis 4 Eastern Railroad
TIMECARD.

No. 2, For .Yaqulna;
Train leaves Albany......l .l2'to
Train leaves Corvallis. 10y
Train arrives Yaquina o4o p w.
No. Returning; - n,
Leaves Yaquiua ...... oi0a
Leaves Corvallis ...,.,,.l ~ q
Arrives Albany ..... lz'lo v ="
No. 3 For Detroit:
Leaves Albany .,..... ~ a. :,
Arrives Detroit. ...t.... ll'-V o.
No. Returning; -
Leaves Detrult... t...'l ls'ig MI
Arrives Albany ...- o'to "a
One aud two connect at Aloa.y .Sns
Corvallis with Southern Paelnc tlS,ss. S"~.
giving direct service b and irou W.
port and adjacent beaches. "A
Trains for the mountains aIi' ,sne
Detroit at noon, giving ample the
70 reach camping GROUNDS On NE
Breitenoush and Santiam rl'e's
81 rue daV oroSK
II l. WALDEN, hD"N asaag
u f.&f.A
J. TURNER.
nt, Albany,
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

TnE JouRNAI hopes that more gea-
eral prosperity win result from the
presidential election. II hopes 10 be
moro prosperous, 20 employ more peo'
pie and 10 pay better wages. In the
mean time. president on no president,
TnE JoUaNAL bias put on a 5000 word
telegraph service, and Is going 10 pay
for Il out OF iia own earnings aud will
give the people the best aud iairest and
cheapest newspaper on the Pacific coast.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

Laxative Bromo Quinine tablets cure a cold In
one day, No Cure. No Pay. pviee csc SS
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

II there is any principle involved In
the old iogy bogy OF Romanism, Why do
. the Republican managers sond out cir
. cnlau appealing 10 both A. =. AS and
Catholics for heavens sake 10 stand by
them7 Are they 40 longer o party OF
prlncipleg The best elements Of the
Grand old Party are no doubt the peers
Of any people living but such methods
Of campaigning would cause a tramp dog
. 10 throw np chicken dinner. tl.u
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01
SOUTH AND EAg
VIA
Southern Pacific c.
THE SHASTA ROUTE

Trains leave Salem for Portland and =.
stations at $40 a. m. 7:54 a. I'M nj ~
4 .1b N. m "' AUG
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

Bananas are worth 40 cents bunch
Al the port OF entry. They cost the sa-
lem retailer s2.z5 bunch. The trusts
rob every e;'ild that buys ono. Yet
Tom Tongue voted Tor tariff on these
products Of our own islands 10 rob our
own babies on the price OF tropical
fruits. II some Salem woman VIII take
squalliDg baby TO his meeting tonight
At the armory Il will serve him right.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

The Salem Athletic club Aggregation,
as Prof. Hawley calls them, are looking
for a game.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

a Salem woman who put on her hus-
bands clothes and went ont 10 look af.
terher boys on HalIoween night had a
marrow escape from the police herself.
They are trying % loeais her residence
ard ei,e may sillI appear in tile police
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-11-01

Tongue tonight.
aGe
Are we not have socialist ora probi.
b;fi,f ,vttldin,. a
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-12-17
CAME FROM JAPAN.
w. c. Vaughn and a Japanese Citizen
Here Buying Bicycles.

Among the guests at the Bates House
last night were William c.. Vaughn, a
former Indianian, who now resides in
Yokohama, Japan, and X. Yoshida, a
wealthy Japanese from Tokyo, Japan. Both
of them have been in the East Investigate
ing the latest improvements in bicycles and
incidentally purchasing a few hundred for
the coming seasons trade, and are now on
their way back to Japan, going by way of
San Francisco.
In an interview last night Mr.. Vaughn
stated that the bicycle trade in Japan is
now in it's zenith and that the concern
which he represented is doing a thriving
business. Bicycles, he said, sell in Japan
at a trife of an advance over American
prices and are in general use and favor
with the weather. classes. The masses in
Japan are too poor 10 even ride on a street
and the Japanese are liberal spenders when
they have the money. Mr.. Vaughn said
that automobiles were an unknown GUAM
tity in Japan and would probably never be
in use there for there were no facilities for
running them. He says there is not an
ounce of gasoline to be obtained in all of
Japan and the electric currents employed
are intermittent and would be of no use
for the automobile. Mr.. Vaughn and Mr..
Yoshida were both wrapped in heavy furs
and complained bitterly of the cold. Mr..
Yoshida is not familiar with the English
him said that he is very much disappointed
with what he thinks are the inconvenience
OF American travel and is anxious 10 get
back home.