The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-02-03
TOLD BY THE GOSSLPS.

They were strangers in the city and
were taking in the sights. After a visit
to the tai Gle where they heard the
pin drop took trip up around the
Eagle c Brigham YOung's grave.
They .T satisfied, however. lhey
had rea. trOying angels. and would
not be ed until they saw one. II
was in . nat the attendant protee5ted
that tht we're no sUch things 1hey
still persisted that he could pOinl OUT one
il he chose 10 do 50. AT last the gulde,
vino nv The wav was a hotel beh-DOy,
gave in and pointed out the Rev. Dr
Iiiff as the president Of the quorum Oh the
destroying angels, adding that 1t was
only when pressed very hard 10 40 50
+blsr the nifty of this great high priest
of destruction was disclosed.
What a CapTaved, blOOdthirsty mortal
he looks 10 be said a lady OF the party.
Keeping at a reSpectful distance Lne
party followed the doctor down Main
Street. Half way between First ana Sec
Ond South the ooJect OF lnelr sefuIn.
met a friend. who called MIN OCCUR
and asked him how he mad enjoyed MS
rs he a doctor?" asked another lady,
with a look of horror on her face.
The guide had gone too lar 10 turn
ported 10 be a wonderfully skilled ply
stefan. to which fact he owed his position
at the head of the quorum
or course. DL0kt III < SNNCAAA 6-tAN-N
man. 1T is by his knowledge of the va1i-
Gus poisons that he is enabled to destroy
his victims quietly and with the appear
ances of natural causes.
The bell-bOy acqu1eSced, InOugn SuCh
deep-dyed villainy had never entered his
head.
A little farther down the street Bishop
Seaman accosted the doctor In the course
Of the conversation the doctor spoke 10
the DreIate by the title of bishop
"A bishop whispered lady InaI
one of the high funCJiOndrl6S or the
church. 1 wonder what scheme they are
cOncOcting now.
II mad got too warm for the bell-boy.
When they turned for an explanation, ne
was gone. T9Ging advantage Of the in
terest of the party in the TWO men, he
had escaped.
Two Salt Lake milkmen happened to
meet at "A saloon the other night and
started TO talk shop.
Il make it a point TO tell the truth
about my milk" said one. I find that
its the best way.
yes. that's what 1 think" remarked
the other. 4 always tell the truth, but
the other morning ] came pretty near
breaking the rule. A woman over on
Third East said that she did not get any
cream on her milk, and added that 1t
seemed TO her it had been near the pump.
a pump. If she had said hydranL the
temptation to prevaricate would have
been awful.
Two girls met in dry goods store yes
terday They had evidently not seen each
other for some time, as the trend of their
conversation proved.
What good times We used 10 nave at
yes, L like our own resorts, replied
the other. better than on the coast. On,
say. where is my old fame. Perry? 1
think the world Of that boy
.sOht he's ma rried -
you don't sayl Who toy
Wei. of all things. replied her friend.
The Conversation drifted. but a short
time later reverted 10 its old channe!.
Say. Hetty." remarked Perry's wife,
Francisco" and then added. He told
me that summer he was here that he
could not live without me"
Yes, ] met him in Los Angeles
Poor fellow! 1 feel sorry for him. He
is a bachelor yet, / suppose.
NO he's married.
You don't say. Who toy
Me"
When business is slack in a West Sec
ond South horse-shOeing shop the boys
dmuse themselves with the boxing gloves.
A little girl. happening along yesterday
afternoon when they were having bout.
ran home in fright. Upon being asked
what was the matter, she cried out:
Oh mamma. two men over in the
blacksmith shop were having the awful
lest fight. They were hitting each other
over the head with hammers"
IT'S astonishing" said clerk at the
silk counter of one of Salt Lakes big
dry goods houses how some women do
their shopping Half of them don't know
what they want I OU just watch awhile
and you'll be convinced.
Just then woman, whose husband has
recently struck It rich in the mines. came
in She wanted silk for a waist The
clerk showed her several pieces, and she
picked out one that suited her as 20 color
When the price was stated she turned up
her nose in disgust.
4 want something gOOdr' she said I
don't want cheap stuff
Here" SAID the clerk, taking down
another piece of the same color. SIS a
piece similar but of finer quality
The lady examined Il a moment and
ordered number Of yards cut of. for
which sha paid nearly double that
asked for the first piece. After she
left the store the clerk explained thar
the piece he sod was the cheaper of the
TWO. Il had TO do it" he remarked "or
lose G customer.
How Did He Know It?
philadelphia North American)
Strange Lady-lf a pair OF eyeglasses
should be discovered by any of your helm
VIII you have them dispatched by the
next post TO me2
store clerk f-artainIv mics In -, 3