Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1900-12-01

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'THE BAR WAS THAR"
while yo' played the fiddle. I also
want to talk to yo' bout NOer and his
ark
"T'ye got a sore thumb and can't
fiddle. and. as fur Noer, he will keep
till some other time. Muffin rushin
bout Noer.'
with that she turns on me and
looks me squar in the face, and arter
q mint she says:
"'Zeb White. don't yo' go to foolin
with Noer and his ark or sunthin pow
erful bad will come out Of it. Dan
Skinner may feel peekish, or he may
be dyin, but what we wants to know Is
how all them critters found their way
into the ark. How did it happen that
the hens didn't eat up the later bugs
while they was walkin togetherr
"'Dunno.'
"'Why didn't the foxes eat all the
hensr
Dunno
"'why didn't the bars eat the pigsY
"'Dunno.'
"'Of co'se yo' don't, and that's why
/ want yo' to squat right down we're
with me and try and fgger 1t out
shan't never be satisfied to die till l
find out how the elephants and bosses
and cattle managed to git into that ark
without treadin on the sarpints and
bugs
II seen that her jaw was sot fur
row." continued Zeb, ''but l had sold
that whisky and must git it out that
night, and so told her I'd go along
over to SINNERS and put In the next
two nights with her on Noer. She
looked at me ag'in, but didn't say
nuthin till l was on the doahstep. Then
she p'inted her finger at me and said:
"'Go right along, Zeb White. but If
the Lawd don't dun git yO' into a
heap of trubble over it then / don't
know chestnuts from punkins!
81 hurried off without sayin anything
back and half an hour later was bring
in up the kegs. 1t was dod rotted biz
ness. / had to slide down a rope, hitch
on to a keg and then climb up and
pull the keg arter me. Ought to had
a niger to help me, but thar wasn't
one around to trust. I'd got up TO
kegs all right and was comm up to
pull the fifth one up when sunthin
happened. Jest as l was nearin the
top of the hole | heard a growl and
a 'whoof' and big bar made stroke
at my head with his paw. | was that
durn skeered that l jest let go and
drapped to the bottom Of the shaft and
got jar that made my bones ache fur
a week.
what they calls the situashun was
this: 1 was down in hole and bar
was waitin fur me to come up and do
bizness with him. Yo' kin see that the
pesky varmint had all the advantage.
He could smash my skull with one
blow Of his paw as my head come
within reach. yelled and hollered at
him, thinkin to skeer him away, but he
looked over the edge Of the hole at me
and growled and shifted and seemed
minded to fall on top of me. 1t wasn't
five minits befo' wished was home
talkin bout Noer. but wishin was no
good. ! kept quiet fur two or three
hours and then started to climb up.
The bar was thar. He was thar at
midnight and sunrise, and I'm tellin
yo' that he was thar at noon and at TO
o'clock In the AFTERNOON. The SHAFT
was as dry as bone. and ! was thirsty
nun to drink swamp water. The
way things was fixed that bar could
keep me down thar till | persisted,
and when he appeared as If he was
like to do II felt that | hadn't used
my old woman right and wanted to
ask her to furgive me. Bout TO o'clock,
while ! was keepln mighty quiet,
hears a rifle shot above. and directly
arterward a human face looks down
en- me. 1t was the old woman's. She
drawed the rope up beyand my reach
zand then called down:
"Is anybody down thar visitin Dan
Skinner who feels peekisk and wants
to play checkersY
eff You lemme up, I'll ak yo'r par
don.' says 1.
"sMebbe that voice belongs to Zet
Winter
"'She do
".And mebbe his sore thumb has got
well so that he kin fiddler
"'She has
"'Then wen hev some flddlin and
singin.'
"And with that she lowers the fiddle
by a string, and as soon as got tuned
up she began singin and kept 1t up fur
an hour. Then she calls down:
"'Zeb, what about Noer and his arkr
"T'm willin to talk says l.
"'How long will 20 talkY
"'All the rest Of the fall and winter.
Feared to me when yo' spoke of it last
evenin that ! didn't keer much bout
Noer and his ark, but I'm findin out
that ! take heap of interest In 'em.
I'm willin to sit up all night and try to
.fgger out bout the hens and later