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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21

the watering can. AS rule. we fel-
lows were seldom on good terms with
James. for he always suspected us cf
having designs on his fruit. but this
evening he was quite pleasant aud
asked me II Ia like pear 10 come
with him. OF course l did. for James's
pears are just prime. IL was real
juicy one he picked. and IL melted in
my mouth like butter.
"Good-ain't II, Master Carraway;"
he said.
nodded. My mouth was too full
10 speak.
Now | wonder II might be so bold
as TO ask you TO do me favor, Master
Carraway." he went on, eyeing me a
bit doubtfully.
why, OF course, you may, James,
I'll do anything for you can"
Thank you, sir; thank you kindly.
amt much-only just 10 give this
letter 10 Mollle, the cook. You see,
Master Carraway. / don't like goin'
TO the house over-often. for the other
servants they plague Mollie about IL.
an she don't like it; so II you'd kindly
give 1t TO her you'd be doin' me a great
| favor"
"Oh, I'll give II to her right enough"
Thank you, sir. It's-it's rather i'm
portant' Then James stopped, went
red and smiled foolishly.
Important, Is itT
"Yes, sir. know you're Q sensible
young gent. Master Carraway. I've
often said SO To Mollie. so don't mind
telling you that it's about gettln' mar.
ried."
About"
"Yes. sir I've been thinking Of Il
for some time, an now the doctors
give me n rise, an I've got Joe Barnes
cottage, | don't see any reason why
we should wait any longer It's most
as cheap TO keep two as one, Master
Carraway, an she's n capital manage
don't see as 'ow can do better
"Who is she. JamesT' | asked, not
IL must be confessed, without a touch
OF misgiving.
He looked at me in surprise.
"Who? Why. Mollie."
"foure-you're going to marry herT'
"Yes, sir The bannsll be put up ON
Sunday, and I've bought the ring. 4
guinea / give for II. But 'av another
pear Master Carraway."
But had no heart for pears Mt that
moment, and | made my way back 10
the house, scarcely needing James's
reminder about the letter.
Perhaps | had some thought OF de.
stroylng that missive, but then lc.
| nected that such an act would do nc
! good. Everything was practically set.
| tied. Mollie was lost TO me forever.
told Buffers, and asked him Ia
take back the ring as | had no furth.
er use for il, but he refused To do this.
and we fought IL out at the end OF the
cricket ground behind the trees. | got
n black eye and also fifty lines for
! fighting. Mollie did her best TO con.
sole me by giving me some Of her best
cheesecakes. II | could always be
sure of such cheeSecakes / wouldn't
mind impositions every day-I would
not mind losing Mollle herself.-Wav.
erley Magazine.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
Just Couldn'tIfeIp IL.

II thought you said you never again
would elect her president OF your
club he suggested. after she had told
him all about the result OF the club
election.
well. we didn't intend to-" she re-
piled, but when she broke down and
c-led we Just couldn't help 1.-THE
Smart Set
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
HWY lie IlceIled.

"IIe is considered "A great man by
his college classmates, ] understand
"Well. rather. Why. there's no one
who ranks higher"
"IIc was "A great scholar. ! suppose
"Oh. dear. no; but he invented the
college yell that gives his alma mater
the intercollegiate standing that II
has. as."-Chicago Post.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
Got ItIn Another Way.

"YOu remember that bank teller who
made himself 40 solid with the officials
by suggesting that bank employees
should wear clothes without pockets
during banking hoursT
"Yes. what about him.
"IIe got away with 10000 by throw
Ing IL out Of the window 20 n confeder.
ate."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
Isn MOrh.

Owens-"Ts Mr. Lenders In"
Boy-"Not yet, sir, but expect him
every minute"
Its 10 o'clock. isn't ltT'
Nearly. The clock Will strike In
half n minute, II not sooner. There II
goes"
"All right. promised 10 be here nj
10 o'clock and pay him some money
Say I called and-he wasn't ln."-Tit
Bits.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
prnIIno Granetines.

There are two grapeyines In York
shire, England. which between them
have this year produced over 1000
buncbes Of grapes. weighing close
upon 40 pounds. The fruit IL Of the
kind known NJ the Black Hambro. and
the most prolific Of the two plants
dates from the year 1851. Although
this season has been remarkably ia
vorable the crop II not n record one.
having been exceeded In 1896 by near.
ly half the weight
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21

Tess-"Ob. like him well enough,
but It's 10 hard TO make him under.
stand anything. Last night he asked
me several times for kiss. and I said
no. No" each time"
Jess-"My goodness! ! should think
that was emphatic enough for any
man"
Tess-"Tt certainly should be for any
one who knows that two negatives
make n positive. e."-Phlladelphla Press
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
Aggravating.

Mrs. Meddergrass-"Thc postmis-
tress doesn't seem TO like the new pro-
fcssor OF the school"
Mr.. Meddcrgrass I reckon not.
| heerd some OF the fcllers nj the store
say he had wrote all his postal cards
In Latin or some other furrln' Ian
guagc. ."-Baltimoro american.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
Baby story.

Schoolboy Did you know about
that baby that was fed on elephants
milk. and gained twenty pounds u
dayf"
Schoolmaster Indignantly mo. /
didn't. Whose baby was it?-answer
me, or III thrash You"
Schoolboy-"The elephants baby"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
A Cold ProposlfIon.

Perhaps some advertisers who wish
to advertise in Alaska will not be In
need Of = heart and nerve tonic after
reading the rate card OF the bOrum,
published at Rampant City. Alaska.
Five dollars per inch per insertion.
And II guarantees a circulation Of 20ol
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE
STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.

Never Plensed-How lie Runs His Busi.
Observation-Disclosures tn Place the
blame - The Unpleasant Feature - a
Collision Avoided, Etc., Etc.
The gossips leave you sorrowing and sus-
picious,
No matter how your daily hfe is spent.
Ii YOU get rich they'll say you're avari.
cious.
Ii poor they'll - you're improvident.
Washington Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
Soon After the Event.

won't you give me your new baby
brother. Nellie" asked visitor of "a
little four-ycnr-old miss.
NO. indeed"' replied Nellie II want
him 10 play with. But I'll get you n
piece OF paper and you can cut pat.
tern OF him. Chicago New.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
p News %hoTES
Nv MoHM1EN
For the Woman who wa,h..

Corduroy forms useful walking
dress, and is being a good deal used
Tor tailor-made costumes. Smoke-gray
and castor beige shades are the most
worn; no trimming is put on these
gowns, except large and handsome
buttons. sometimes OF mother-of- pearl.
Parlsiennes usually affect rather Sc
gown, generally n natty bow and a
muslin collar only. Given really good
corduroy. II has endless wear In IL.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
He'eeSy@S!': SHsH

Many OF the walter girls In Swiss
hotels belong TO well-to do families.
Frau Nina Auerbach. widow Of the
eminent German novelist. Is dead. She
survived her husband eighteen years.
The Empress OF Germany Is particr'
Iafly fond Of photography, aud has af
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
A Collisinn Avoided.

"Whcn I'm very angry ! always
count 100"
Does that calm you DOWN.
"Wcll, IL gives me time 10 get away
from the other man."
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
A Mere Suruuiue.

Bobblcs-"What does this author
mean by saying that the hero had
well carved fcaturesY
Doubtless he shaved him
self."-Baltlmore American.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
Decidedly.

"of course, mgs' can't be selected
for the Hall OF Fame until he's dead"
TOO hadl The living would put up
much more interesting scrap
Puck
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21

"Oh. Bobby, Bobby! Everybody will
blame me II you misbehave."
well. ma, you can blame IL all back
on your pa and ma. ma."-mdianapolls
Journal
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
H,I,J.x IN M. Ch,ra,,.r

"What kind OF n man ls this John
smith,
"Oh. he's the kind that thinks he
can hold on TO his umbrella 10y having
his name engraved on the handle."-
Chicago Record
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
~ Worked.

"Wcll. old man, how'd you sleep last
night? Follow my advice abou, count
ing upy"
Yes; counted up To 1900"
"Anu then you fell asleep, chY
at was morning by that time, and l
had To get up"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21

Nodd-"How do YOU like your coun
try homer"
Todd-"lts great place. The only
drawback is that can't sell it."-llar.
per's RaZar.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
How lie Rune His Business.

Bobbs "Nobbs says he runs his
business just like clockwork."
pobbs--"Yes. | understand he runs
on tick. k."-Baltimore American.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21

n cannot be said that the beggar
with a cruicb has no visible means Of
support.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21
SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL.

II is estimated that since 1870 the
cost OF steam has been reduced from
thirty TO forty per cent. The weight
Of steam used per horse power per
hour has fallen from twenty pounds
10 1875 pounds.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21

In most districts where wires are
not underground noticeable feature
Of many pole lines Is big cables. con
taning each a large number of telc.
phone wires. These cables are made
up OF small copper wires. generally n
little smaller than the wire OF the
familiar hairpin. which are insulated
with thin paper and. after being twist.
ed together In pairs. are laid up I'm a
bundle containing from fifty TO 250
wires, and the whole covered with a
thin coating Of lead forced on In the
same way that lead pipe IL made. Nat.
urally such cables are somewhat
heavy. their weight running up to
about two and half pounds TO the
linear foot. and at the same time they
are mechanically too weak To support
their weight In long spans. For tins
reason they are generally suspended
from strong wires or wire ropes
stretched from pole TO pole, the cable
being hung In sings or supports every
two or three feet.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21

4 curious railway accident occurred
IN India lately. While n train was In
RuNaul station n terrific storm com.
menced. and. although the brake was
applied In the van and on the engine.
the force OF the wind was such that
the train was driven along the line,
The engine dashed through the buffer
stop at the end OF the line. and trav.
cled along about six lengths Of rail-
laid end TO end without iish-plate fast
enings. After leaving these rails the
engine plowed along the embankment.
and then came fortunately 10 stand.
still, no great damage having been
done.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21

The bones OF three mastodons have
been discovered in Death Valley. Cali
fornia. and their discoverer. a miner,
has taken out claim for the purpose
of excavating them. Another indica-
ton OF the popular appreciation OF the
money value OF the remains OF preh's
toric animals is the fact that a mining
claim has been filed in southern Call.
fornia To cover the excavation OF Il
fossil whale OF the Pliocene epoch.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1900-12-21

From private letter OF which AN
extract is given In Science. II is learned
that new meridian circle is being
built by Repsold for the Observatory
Of Kiel. Its telescope is 10 be OF eight
inches aperaturc. and IL Is To be pro-
ylded with all possible modern I'M
proyements. The instrument Is de-
signed especially for the observation
OF faint. close circumpolar stars for
latitude variation. according 10 tho
method which has been used at the
PSis Observatory. The Prussian Go =
ernment is TO bear the expense.
Eastern experts are experimenting
with a variety of small fish found In
Puget Sound waters, with a view 10
determining whether they exist In suf
fcient numbers To warrant the build.
ing of n sardue canning plant. The
fish have been found I'm the largest
quantity near Everett. Wash. Some
have been located also I'm the vicinity
of Fairhayen, though they appear to
exist there only In small numbers. and
near Port Angeles. The fish taken at
some points Is declared To he superior
10 those caught on the North Atlantic
Coast.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-10-18
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skyughts. Tin, Copper and Slate Roof
ing, Guttering, spou ting. JOB work OF all
kinds. Estimates furnished, Corner First
and Water, Garfield Building. Wichita.
Kan Phone, 532
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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22
7. N. ?!GUERS.
John Aliens Latest Ioke.

"Will John Allen know his own
jokes when he meets them in
heaven y asked lounger.
II don't know about that said
Congressm IN Sedgegrass, as he hit a
cuspidor II feet across the rotunda.
ut appears to me that they have
oeen somewhat distorted and chang
ed. But your proposition at any
rate is predicated Oh two violent as
sumptions. In the fret place it
might be questioned whether jokes
will be allowed in heaven, and in the
next place it is not at all unlikely
that John would prefer his own fla
nous Tupelo to the Elysian fields. 3"
Then some one proceeded to tell a
story credited to Allen. The Missis
sippian was in conversation with a
man from the North.
"You people in the South are too
slow, observed the Northerner.
You don't have push; you have no
energy; you have no commerce, no
industry
THAT may be true, drawled Allen,
but every time the people want a
verse of poetry, every time they
want a bit Of sentiment, every time
they want book, they go to the
South. When You want song, you
fluid it in the South. Take Me Back
to Old Virginia, My Old Kentucky
Home In Old Tennessee Sew
anee River'-all of these delightful
II clio lies come from the South
" hat would you think of a song lik c
Take Me Back to Old Massacuu
sets, or Let Me Die in Chicago?'
The Northerner turned his head to
the car window and watched the
tleeting landscape.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22
SOUTHPORT.

SOUTHPORT, June l8-After having
returned from five months stay in
school, will try and lot down few
items from this part of the world.
The continued rains made the farmers
get behind with their work, and caused
the weeds to grow faster than the corn ;
but now that fair weather has at last
come, the hum Of the binder can be
heard in all directions. The wheat is
fine in this section of the country.
The health of the community is very
good at present.
Mrs. Verge Rea is some better; hope
she will continue to improve. Mrs.
Tom Murphy is also slowly improving.
Rev. w. N. Murphy will preach at
Bethel Sunday.
On account Of the rain, they failed to
have the Children's Dav exercises at
the Methodist church. The rain kept
them from coming together to prepare
for it,.
Mrs. Stages and children, of Sandy
hook, are spending several days with
her mother, Mrs. Jessie Howell.
News being scarce, will have to
close, hoping to do better in the future
LUCILLE.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22
Cur epnniq Correspondents.
DAsk's MILL.

DARK's M I'LL, June l7.-As II has
been some time since wrote for the
HERALD, l thought | would lot down "A
few items for the ever welcome paper
and thereby let the people know that
Dark's Mill Is still In existence.
Farmers are very gloomy on account
of the rain, as 1t Is very unfayoraole to
the wheat crop.
Mrs. Sam Nesbitt was visiting Mr..
Major White and wife, OF Columbia,
last week.
Elder James Morton will preach at
this place the second Sunday In July
and also on Saturday night proceeding,
and sunday night.
Mr.. Carvinall. Of Hopkinsville, Ky,
who is the quarry boss at this place, re-
turned home Saturday evening, but
will come back here Monday.
Miss Annice Allen has returned home
to Union city since our last, but W Il
come back here in July to teach the
schooI.
1t is with great sadness that we chron-
icle the death OF ore of our best citi.
zens, Mr.. william Richard Hammonds,
who died at the home of his brother-in-
law, Mr.. w. M Murphy. Deceased was
born Jan. %, lS49; obeyed the call of the
Gospel in 1887, and departed from this
life Tuesday morning at about 1880
" ubSA u iHOuluS anu Il
days. He had suffered untold miseries
for many months, hut II he lived faithful
to his God, lie has now passed over the
river into the Great Beyond, where there
is no sickness, sorrow, pain nor death
He was well thought of and beloved by
every one who was acquainted with
him. He leaves surviving him three
brothers and three sisters, BIS follows
Mr.. }. X. Hammonds OF this place, and
Mr.. j. T.aDd ID. G.. Hammonds IF Uolum.
bia, Mrs. William Murphy of this place
Mrs. Mary Nichols of Neapolis, and
Mrs. q. s. M ooney of II hurricane, besides
a host of relatives and friends, to mourn
his loss. The funeral services were
conducted at the residence Wednesday
morning by Elders Anderson and Spl
vey. after which loving and tender
hands laid him to rest in the family
graveyard, there to await the resurrec
ton morn. We extend our deepest
sympathy to the bereaved ones, anC
may God comfort them in tn cir distress
May each and every one live and pu
their trust in God, who is the grea
Physician aud healer of sorrow.
XERXEs.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22

Cleanliness is next to goodness "
Dirt and depravity go hand in hand.
This is just as true of the inside of the
body as the outside Constipation clogs
the body and clouds the mind. Consti-
patton means that corruption is breed
ing in the body, poisoning the blood
with its foul einanations, befogging the
brain with its tainted exhalstions. Con-
stipation is the beginning of more dis
eases than, perhaps, any other SINGLE
disorder. The consequences of consti-
patton are legion. Headache, pain in
the side, shortness of breath, undue full
ness after eating, GOODNESS of the ex-
tremities, nervousness, indecision, lassi-
tude, dizziness, sallowness, flatuience
and a score of other ailments are direct
ly caused by constipation. Cure consti'
patton and you cure its consequences.
The quickest cure of this evil is obtain
ed by the use of DIR. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets. They are small in size but
wonderful In result. They cure perma-
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Send 81 one-cent stamps, the expense
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pages and 700 illustr atoms. For 81
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cloth binding. Address DIR. X. V. Pierce
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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22
A Common Danger.

If you have eyer had cold which you
permitted to wear away it may interest
you to know it was dangerous proceed
ing. Every cold and cough which is
neglected paves the way for consump-
ton, bronchitis, asthma or catarrh.
Otto's Cure, the famous German throat
and lung remedy, will cure any cough
or cold and save you from consumption
Sold bv J. A. Titcomb. Prices 25c. and
5Oc per hottie,
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22
Weiuhed 400 Pounds.

RussELLvILLE, Ky, June 1I.-Miss
Dick White died Saturday night at her
home near Cave Spring Church. She
weighed 400 hounds and a coffi1 had TO
be made for her which measured sixty
seven inches long, thirty inches wide
and twenty four inches deep.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22
PACKAGES.
Fleming, Robert
Don't Tobacco Spit and SMOKE Your life Away.

To Quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
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strong. All druggists, soc or 81. Cure guaran
teed Booklet and sample free Address
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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22
Continued TO Seventh Page)
RELIEFIN SIX HOURS

Distressing kidney and bladder
disease relieved in six hours by New
Great South American Kidney cure. "
1t is a great surprise on account OF It's
exceeding promptness in relieving pain
in bladder, kidneys and back, in male o.
female. Relieves retention OF water al
most Immediately. If you want quick
relief and cure this is the remedy. Sold
by A. b. RAINS, Druggist,
aplI3lv Columbia, Tenn.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22
Greek Meeting Greek.

Office Doy-There's a man downstairs
wants TO see you.
Editor-Show him up.
Office Boyle says he's going -
shsw you Uptown Topics.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22
Marked Down.

Bachelor-But ! can't see much in
the girl you pointed out to me. She
Is so insignifcantly small.
Cheerful Matchmaker - Precisely.
That is why she happens to be avail
able-a remnant.-N. y. World.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22

Thieves nothing like putting a bold
face on III"
As he said this the forger raised the
face Of a two-dollar check 10 $500
There was no question about the bold
ness of tn. Y. World.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22
TnnecommodatIng,

"Oh. yes, my husbands mother is
lsvely-just lovely-but it's awfully
hard living with her."
How can that be?'
"Why. no matter what ] do, can't
get her to quarrel."-chicago Record.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-06-22
The Sentence.

"a stolen kiss" said the janiior phi
losopher. sis sometimes punished by a
married loife sintince av har-rud la
bor."-Chicago Daily News