The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1900-11-16
HACIiNIAN CHAPEL AND UNION hCAD-
ENVY CHIPS
Chips for tho Nid, Chips for tho Young
And CHIP. for All In II Song
Wul Sung.

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| And CHIP. for All In II Song
wol Sung.
Rev. IL. Il. Counts preached at Bach
man Chapel lost Sunday morning and
at st. Philips in the afternoon.
| = MIR. NJ. l.. Strauss rc>urncd from his
| Orangeburg trip on Friday last.
Mr.. J. E. Long, who has been at work
over in Saluda for the past two months,
came home last Saturday.
Mr.. VIM. Bobb has been confined to
his room for the past few weeks with
hemrorhage of the lungs.
Some few farmers have begun to SOW
wheat. When you begin to gather thai
stop crop" please let me know.
That noted boy, w. =. Marlborough,
who has been on the rounds making
temperance lectures, was ut Union
Academy on last Friday and Saturday
| nights. went over and heard his lee
ture on Friday night. | tell you, he
hits the drunkard with gift, and
touches every other class of vicc-cx-
cept the small-hcads. For heavens
sake, friends, when you go to the prayer
bench, don't forget The small-heads.
BY way Of accident one Of our neigh
oors burned up his wifc's shoe the 9TH
er morning while making fire. He
now advertises for one-lcgged woman.
He's got mighty good wife, but says
he will either sell, buy or trade.
hn il u
to make one feel good. 1t reminds me
of the negro song that says
A cold frosty morning makes negro
feel good,
The axe on his shoulder, going to Gu,
the wood:
A little bit of corn bread, and not muct
fat,
And de white folks grumblc if You ca,
much Of dat.
Several Of our neighbors have butch
cred porkers and arc now enjoying the
fruits Of their lnbor!.
Our Lutheran Synt Il recommended
the formation of IL ncw pas:ora,c con-
| sisting Of st. phillips, B.chm.n Cha3-
L
Gil of each church met at B4chman
Chapel on Wednesday, the 9TH, to dis
cuss the propriety Of the recommends
tion, but failed to arrive at anything
definite. 1t is thought the churches
will accept the recommendation of the
Synod.
Today [ turned down another leaf
in life's book, and write my name with
two pens. | have been looking TO old
Mrs. Chips for a 'sct-up' Of somo
kind, but not word has yet been said.
But | must excuse the old soul. The
| other morning she began to put in COM
plants, saying she hadn't had a new
| hat in two years, and one thing certain
some work had to be done on the house,
and the old stove was about burned out
| the wood Was so wet that it wouldn't
| burn, and If the kitchen floor wasn't
keyed up she would freeze to death this
winter. In fact she gave me to under
stand that if didn't get to doin' about
she would quit cooking. About this
time I told the old gal just to pop her
whip, that another spell like this and
l would join the Mormons and marry
just as many women as pleased, and
| knew there were plenty Of women
who would like to step in her shoes.
! Now let me tell you, she's boiling down
at the rate Of Is degrees day. Hurrah
for mt! I'll be serene and happy in
the near future.
Remember, yes, there's great deal
! implied in the word "Reme:nher." Re-
member that only fools laugh ut their
own sport. Remember, boys, the way
to lo"k little is to act big. Remember,
dear friends, when you are criticising
that other fellows shortcomings, if you
! haven't got something abnut your own
! life equally rs bad, remember, always,
TO "cast out the mote that is in thine
! own eye, then thou canst sec how to pick
tho beam from thy brothers eyc.'
1t seems that the municipal election
in Newberry will be quite lively. cs-
pecially in the mayors race. DR.. O. b.
Mayer will not be q candidate for re-
election. I suppose the field will be
hardt and Mr. O. Klettner. The town
has q right to feel proud Of their retir-
ing mayor, for DR.. Mayer is noted as a
. Christian gentleman, and nothing ic-
llecls more credit on the people than to
show that their ruling power Is men
after Gods own heart. Truly it is said
"that when the wicked rule the people
mourn" Yes, they have n right to
mourn, for they know not when their
interests are endangered. 1t is not my
desire, by any means, to tramplc upon
the feelings of any one, nor do | mean
any reflections by supposing that the
town will find another true, honest
Christian gentleman whose reputation
stands high throughout the country In
the person of Mr.. Jno. w. Earhardt