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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-07-16

Henry L. Johnson, the eloquent Irdianian who,
as a Republican, fought Mckinley in the Fifty
fifth congress and hns now gone over to Bryan,
having become a Democrat, is noted for doing
queer things. lie first came into state promi-
ncnCc in the Indiana senate fifteen years ago. 1t
was the session of the legislature when it was
alleged by Republicans that A. Green Smith, of
indianapolis, had usurpcd the ! cutcnant.EovCr.
nor's chair, and the quarrcng became gem
Cral and the excitement so intense that on scv.
cral occasions there were fist fights the floor
and at times ink bottles were thrown. johnson
sprang into the leadership on the Republican
side and his flashing a revolver in the face Of
several senators served more than anything else
to bring the statesmen to understanding of
what they were doing and calm the trouble.
The real story Of Johnson's fierce antagonism to
Mckinley while in congress is related in a Rich
mOnd, Ind, letter to the Chicago Record. John.
son had advocated the appointment Of Captain
Elliott, Of New Castle, Ind rs first assistant sec
rctary of the navy department Theodore Roosc.
Welt was chosen over Elliott and during the rest
Of his term johnson could not be induced to rec
ommCnd any other man from his district for an
appointment. Lliott took his defeat calmly and
was willing to take another place the president
offered him providing he would get Johnson's
recommendation, but the congressman OBJ
durate and could not he moved. Elliott was
finally placed at the head of the postoihcc de-
plrtmcnt in Porto Rico on tho recommendation
Of Congressman Watson, successor to Johnson
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-07-16
POLITICAL NOTES.

While former senator David u. Hill is not say.
ing anything that would indicate that he cher.
ishcs any i'll feeling toward Richard Croker for
the humiliation he received in Kansas CITY, his
friends and followers believe that the good of
the party in the Empire state at large demands
that Croker be checked in his grab for power,
and checked so eifeCtually that Tammany Will
have reason to remember the lesson for long
time to come In a good many respects the stu
alton reminds the Syracuse Post Standard of the
Democratic situation in 1S7l-'73, when William
VI. Tweed was running Tammany Hall. Tammany
| had things in pretty good shape Uor Tweed and
his frcnds) in New York city at that time, but
Tweed wanted to control the state so as TO pre-
vent interference with his New York city policy
by the state authorities lie had elected Hoffman
governor twice and had begun to feel that he
was too strong to be beaten. It was in 1872,
when Tanmany was at the very apex OF its
power, that Samuel J. Tildcn, after a long alb
scncc from the assembly went back there; and
went back with the special mission of checking
Tammany's grab upon the party aOovc the liar-
| lem, David II. Hill sat in the assembly of 1872
! also, as a young member from Chcmung. tie
| worked with Tidcn. What happened to Tam
| many and Tweed during the following two years
| is pretty well known. The wholesale robbery Of
| New York city by Tweed and his associates was
| stopped, the gang broken up, and Tweed died in
! Jail Tildcn's share in the work was large and
| as a direct result he was made governor in 1874,
! and two years later became the Democratic can.
! ddatc for president. Hill is a bigger man in the
! Democratic party today than Tilden was in lS72,
| but his interests now are very similar Go those
| of Tildcn twenty.cght years ago. 'cr is as
! firmly cntrcnched as the dictator OF Tammany
| Hall now as Tweed ever was, and just as much
a menace TO any upstate Democrat who is am
| bilious. Hill knows all these things and knows
! Crokcr's weak spots and good many OF his
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-07-16
The Future of Cuba.

THE OTHER day, before the
Indiana Bar association, eX-
a Senator Lindsay, of Ken
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-07-16

Under the operation of the Wilson free trade
tariff for revenue only there was q deficit Of
Sl0s, 100000 in thirty.fye months Under the
Dingley tariff for protection there was a surplus
Of Si6OOO,O0O In thirty.two months, Bryan sup
ported the Wilson bill, but is silent on the sub
iect now.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-07-16

Ex-senator Palmer, Of Illinois says: "Alr.
Bryan, it is reported, insisted upon the CON
yention at Kansas City committing itself to the
lG to l folly in order TO satisfy the silver states.
BY the term silver states ] mean those which
have silver bullion to sell and desire its value
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-07-16
REPUBLICAN NOMINATIONS.

SCRANTON, JULY 16, 1900.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
No Change.

Scranton, Pa, Oct 16.-(Spl)-The
strike situation Is unchanged. The
prediction Of a New York operator yes.
terday that the strike would be settled
Wednesday causes the miners to antici,
pate tomorrow's developments eager,
fy. The Gibbons Coal Company which
supplies coal to the schools, has asked
the miners organization to allow the
it's mines to be operated to supply the
schools. President Mitchell advised
the local officers to consider the mat
ter.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
REGISTER THURSDAY.
M!LiT ia
Forced Miners Back at
Bayone,s' Point.
Nineteen Nile Tramp Across Moun-
tains-S s tuati0n UNCHANGED.

Tamaqua, Pa, Oct. 16,--(SpL)-The
biggest march of the anthracite strike
was spoiled this morn ng by the police
and soldiers. Parties started from
HaZelton, McAdoo, Fpeeland and other
Lehigh Valley towns, as early as 8
O'clock last night. 1t was 10 mile
tramp over the mountains. Two col
umns were to sweep down the road
and close all the mines of the Pan
ther creek valley, which have with
stood the strikers efforts. Companies
detective discovered the plots and
troops were sent by rail past the
marchers, and were distributed
throughout the valley three thousand
of the strikers We're marching, toiling
along well on their way to Coaldale
at three this morning when line
of bayonetts suddenly crossed their
path. The militia forced the marchers
back inch by inch. At McAdoo, women
were so close that they frequently
held the soldiers bayonetts as they
slowly retreated. By eight This morn.
ing the valley was cleared. One col.
umR,of marchers did succeed In clos
Ing one colliery and the excitement
caused all of them to be badly crippled
today, though most of them are work
ing.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16


Fair are the flowers and the children, but their
subtle suggestion Is fairer
Rare is the burs of dawn. but the secret that
clasps it is rarer;
Sweet the exultance OF song, but the strain that
precedes it is sweeter,
And never was poem yet writ but the meaning
administered the meter.
Never daisy that grows but q mystery guideth
the growing;
Never a river that flows but a majesty scepters
the flowing;
Never a Shakespeare that scared but stronger
than he did enfold him;
Never prophet foretclls but mightier seer hath
foretold him.
Back Of the canvas that throbs the painter Is
hintcd and hidden;
Into the statue that breathes the soul Of the
sculptor is bidder;
Under the Joy that is felt lie the infinite issues Of
feeling;
crowning the glory revealed is the glory that
crowns the revealing.
Great are the symbols OF being. but that which is
symboled is greater;
Vast the create and behold. but vaster the inward
creator:
Back of the sound broods the silence; back Of the
gift stands the giving;
Back OF the hand that received thrill the sensitive
nerves OF receiving.
Space is as nothing to spirit; the deed is outdone
by the doing:
The heart Of the wooer is warm. but warmer the
heart OF the woong;
And up from the pits where these shiver. and up
from the heights where those shine
Twin voices and shadows swim starward and the
essence OF life is divine
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
PLANK
Fell Upon Small Boy.
Three Year O d Child Had
a Leg Broken.
Wooster Avenue will be
Graded.
Removal Of Rapid Transit Track
Left 1t Rough.
Death OF a Well Known Resident OF
Barb .rlon.
Especial correspondence


Barberton, Oct. 16.--The son of Mr..
| Chas. Ross, aged three years, was the
victim of an accident yesterday by
hch he was severely injured. While
playing, a plank fell on him, striking
his right leg, and fractuling the bone.
DR.. Rodenbaugh dressed the injury
and the boy is getting along nicely.
Council had very quiet meeting
last night, very little business of inn
portance being transacted A resolu-
tlon declaring the necessity for grad
ing Wooster ave-, passed its first read
ing. This will very likely be passed,
as the street named has been in u
very rough condition since the remov-
al Of the Rapid Transit Co.'s tracks.
Mr.. VIII Stemple, who has been i'll
with malarlal fever, is reported much
better.
The following Akron people register
ed at the Inn Monday: II. p. Cahill
Fl. II. Loomis Or, and Mrs. M. W.
Kopp and N. w. Berk.
Before Mayor Mcnamara this morn
ing Dan Sholtz was taxed one dollar
and costs Cor intoxication.
Mrs. Elizabeth Strickland, aged &c
years, died Monday mt the home OF her
son. Ed Strickland on Ninth St, of tu-
berculosis. Mrs. Sticklnnd had been
i'll for three or four months. She had
been n resident of Barberton about
year and leaves a son and daughter
to mourn their loss The funeral was
held today from the house, at o'clock.
lnterment In Lakewood cemetery.
John Hay Of the firm of Hay Bros,
drllers of salt wells, went to Rlttman
this morning on business.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
REGISTER THURSDAY.
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Lewis Jones. jr., Cleveland. .... OF
Alma Davis, Hudson ............24
Grooms occupation, m.u worker.
John r. Kastner, Akron ........ .28
Katie Wetzel, Akron ..........2 %
Groom's occupation, laborer.
Louis b. Drelsbaugh, Akron .. 30
Anna NJ, Blocker, New Portage. Is
Groom's occupation, farmer.
Harry J. stahl, Akron, ,...........2 ri
Mabel L. Oswald, Akron ........ .1s
Groom's occupation, laborer.
George p. Kerstetter, Nimlslla. 80
Sarah Ream, Inland .............29 20
Groom's occupation, farmer.
Eugene Ransom, Akron, ......... 80
Jennie A. Gale, Akron. .,..,...... 81
Groom's occupation, mechanical en-
gineer.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
NOT A TRUST.
II vii! DevOIve Upon the Company to
Prove II.


Columbus, o., Oct. 16.--(spl.)--Thc
Supreme court today, in the case
brought by r. s. Monnett as Attorney
General against the Continental TO,
bacco company. held that foreign cor.
porations cannot be required to sub
scribe to the double liability clause of
Ohio's constitution. The court over
ruled demurred In the suit, charging
the Continental Tobacco company with
being trust. 1t will now have proven
1t Is not trust.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
A Good Sign.

Wilkesbarre, Pa, Oct. 16,-(Spl)--
Miners here this morning watched
closely what they believe very sig
nlticent move pointing to an early re
sumption of work. Trains of empty
coal cars We're brought from the gen
eral sidings of the railroads and placed
on the sidings near the breakers. This
move occurred on Lackawanna and
Jersey Central Railroads.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
TWO REPORTS
Furnish Conf citing News Frcm
Shan1hai.

London. Oct. 16.-(Spl)--Accordine
to n Dispatch to the Central News
from Shanghai the allies are reported
to have reached Pao Ting Flu, Oct II
The dispatch says the occupation was
effected without lighting. Another
Shanghai report says the capture oc,
Cured on Oct. 13.
If the reports of the departure Of the
expeditions against Pao Ting Flu from,
Tlen Tsin and Peking We're correct
the above accounts are probably pre-.
mature The expeditions left Oct. 10,
and the distance to Pao Ting Flu is 100
miles.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
BroOded Over III Health.

Washington, Oct. 49, (spl)-Thomas
#. Lane, son-ln-law OF Senator Black.
burn, OF Kentucky, committed suicide
here last night, by shooting himself
Dependency over disease is the sup
posed cause.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
Mothers Meeting.

A special meeting of the Mothers
and Teachers Circle of North Hill
las bfen arranged for Wednesday af-
ternopn AT $3.50 pm, for the election
Of officers and making arrangements
for the coming year. All friends ia
terested are requested to attend.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
REGISTER THURSDAY.
River Explosion.

st. Petersburg, Oct. 16.--(Spl)-The
steamer Engone exploded In the Obi
river last night. The entire eng'neer's
staff, eight stokers and Is passengers,
were killed or drowned; four passen.
gers were Injured.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
REGISTER THUR SDAY.
Chautauqua Reorganization.

The Chautauqua Circle will meet for
reorganization Wednesday evening,
1880 sharp, at the residence of DR.. and
Mrs. Il. C, Ilinman, 3l9la s. College
st. All interested are urged to attend.
Jesse p. Dice, president; Miss Carrie
Hagelbarger, secretary.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

Camden, N. j., Oct. 16.-(Spl.)-Af.
ter spending the ght with ex-Judge
Carlow, in Merchantville, Adlai Il.
Stevenson, Democratic candidate for
Vice President, left this city on the 8
o'clock train for New York city. He
expressed himself as highly pleased
with his stay in New Jersey and re-
marked that it "looks as if the state
would give Bryan its electoral vote" I"
He left over the Camden and Amboy
division Of the Pennsylvania railroad.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
Dropping Off.

Columbus, O.,Oct. 16.-(Spl. Fourth
withdrawal from the Middle -of-the-
road POpulist ticket came today. p.
e. Fishback of Columbus, ordered the
Secretary of State to take his name
off the ballot.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
REGISTER THURSDAY.
Another College President.

New York, Oct. 16.--(spl) President
Parson, of the University OF the state
of New York, has declared for Bryan.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
Youtsey la Bad Shape.

Georgetown, Ky, Oct, 16.,-(Spl.)-
Defense began its side of tho Youtsey
case this morning. Youtsey had three
paroxysms. II took three men to hold
him.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
l50-152 S. Howard st.
PLASTERERS
Will Organize a Local
Labor Union
In BrlckIaYers' Hall Monday Night,
0cl. 22.

President James Mahoney of the Cen.
tral Labor union viii organize n Jour-
neymen Plasters union In Akron
Monday night, Oct. %.
Twenty-Five plastercrs will Join tho
union at that time. The meeting will
be held in Brloklayers' hall on Main
st., near the |. o. o. r. temple.
A charter has been applied for from
the International Plasterers' union.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
REGISTER THURSDAY.

Edward ~ enacted that every Eng.
iishmon and every lrlshman living
with nm Engllshman SHOULD have an
English bow OF his own height.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

A girl SHOULD learn to bake bread be-
rore she learns to paint, II Is better to
tickle the palate than 10 tickle the pal
ette.-Ch'onoo Nauv Nevs
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

WANTEn-House OF from 6 to 8
rooms, must be centrally located,
rent reasonable. Address &c. f. ~"
care Democrat If
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

Syracuse, n, Y, Oct 16.--(Spl)--Wil-
lam j, Bryan, the Democratic candi-
date for President, passed through this
city at 7;4o o'clock this morning in his
special car, which was attached to
train no. 16, on the New York Central
He came directly through from Ohio,
and is bound for New York city. But
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

WANTED-Two ladies to take charge
OF lunch counter One TO serve dur
Ing .' day lrd the other in the
eyruing can AZ Arcade Cafe How
ard st. 1853 1916
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
Reception In New York Will
be a Record Breaker.
Every Detail Has Been Arranged For
a G and Meeting

Cleveland Oct. 16.-(Spl)-Col. w.
]. Bryan left Cleveland on his special
train for New York last night at 1925,
Immediately after the great Bryan
mass meeting at Central armory.
The demonstration in the Demo-
cratic candidates honor was enthus-
iastic and on an immense scale. Thous-
ands upon thousands crowded the
streets, listened to him in front of the
Hollenden hotel and later packed the
big armory to hear the principal speech
of tie evening. 1t eclipsed by a great
deol the welcome given Bryan here in
'96, although that was a big affair.
Democrats are jubilant over the
success of their candidates Ohio tour
and its pyrotechnical climax in this
city.
In his speech at the armory the
Presidential candidate dealt with i'm
perialism, the undesirableness Of
large standing army and trusts. On
the latter subject he went somewhat
into details and suggested that the
two remedies which he advocated were
the abolishment of the tariff upon all
products which were subject to the
trust evil and the licensing of corpor-
atlons in those States which they
seek to enter. A
His audiences were thoroughly in
accord with him and there were no
Interruptions and no disorder.
Mayor Jones of Toledo, who is very
popular in Cleveland, had the addition,
al advantage of speaking before Bry-
an, consequently held his crowd. At
torney General Monnett had the dis
advantage of following the chief ora
tor, and only part of the crowd re.
mained to hear him, He was well
received, however.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
Zoo 4ats 10 Classify

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. dining room
girl at once, Apply at The Colonial
House, lit n. Broadway.
l53.1hHt
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

Fortune came 20 a youth one day and dressed i'm
Up in his baH While society smiled and caress.
ed i'm,
Along came Toll with hammer and saw to tes,
i'm
And all three pressed i'm.
Manhood came, 1t usually does. to beard i'm;
Virtue stole in and sat by his side, but feared
i'm;
Ambition with wonderful schemes and steer.
But all three quecred i'm.
Wisdom came and Knocked at his door--he spurn.
ed i'm;
Frivolity came on bicycle wheels and turned i'm;
Renorse at last came up and stung i'm and burn
ed i'm
And all thrse churned i'm.
Poverty opened his door and found i'm and
fought i'm;
Paralysis. crouehed in corner, had finally caught
i'm; s4
ldleness claimed the prize because she'd taught
Blu. all three got i'm
Old charon rowed up in Times canoe and ferried
i'm
Over the creek when undertaken hurried i'm.
Dropped sand on his box while parson talked
and wori I'd i'm
BT, tke whole crowd buried i'm.
Ben King.
II the Dusincss.
"Children, said Aunt Mary, you
have a new little brother. He came
this morning while you were asleep"
did hep exclaimed the eldest
'Then know who brought him"
"Who was it?'' asked Aunt Nary.
"Why, the lnilkman. of course.
saw II on his cart, Families supplied
daily "-London Tit, Bits.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

inquirlng BOY - Ma, what did tina
inot!is eat before Adam and Eve wo,v
clothps'
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16
qe!jRjsa:z;;'s,,
oI0zs
THE WEATHER WEDNESDAY.
Fair and cooler.
pREss eoops AND SILKS.


No matter what shade you want
weave or quality, we have them
all In our Large, well selected
stock of up-to-date" Dress Goods.
AT $l00 A YARD--Black and
Colored Dress Goods IT, Venetians,
Zebelenes. Broadcloths, English
serges and Cheviots; also heavy
weight GRANTEES for Walking
skirts in black, brown and red.
AT los A YARD--Black Cam
els Hair CheviUt, very popular
this season; also English Serges
and Rough Cheviots, Granite
Cloth and a special POI lin.
AT t0c A YARD--Strictly All
Wool Cheviots in black and col
ors; also All Wool GRANTEES, the
best for hard wear that can be had
AT 1916 A YARD-Double
faced all wool heavy weight
cloths for Jackets, Skirts or
Capes: this is an extra fine quail
ity and extra heavy weight.
!. At $2 rs A YARD-54 in. Plain
Kersey in black, navy and dark
red for Jackets, Skirts and Suits.
This is.an exceedingly good ma
terial.
AT $l.6O AND $l.75 A YARD
Double faced Oxford Grey Suit
ings in neat plaid backs. These
goods are greatly in demand and
very desirable.
SILKS SILKS
We are showing some immense
J bargains in silks. At the great silk
sale in New York we were big
purchasers, and the prices we have
put on them places wholesale fig
ures before you on elegant black
and colored silks.
AT soc A YARD-Colored pelisse
silks in the very latest shades, in
cludlng light blue, dark red, pink
and purple.
AT $t.00 A YARD-Black Cor
sica, black and colored Peau-de.
Sole, black guaranteed tatfetas,
black Gros Grains, all at whole
sale prices.
AT $1.15-36 inch black taffeta,
In extra good quality, worth $l.50.
Don't fail to see some of the big
bargains we offer in Silks.
AT $1.00 A YARD-Fancy Waist
Silks, in black, navy, red and
fancy shades Of blues, with fancy
braid designs, all guaranteed.
AT 75c-All colors of our popular
taffeta silks, any shade you wish
we have IN stock.
Special showing Of fancy braid
trimmings.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

Utica, N. Y, Oct. 16.--(Spl.) bryan
is making no speeches en- route. Nor
man u. Mack, national committeeman
from New York who is on the train,
predicts that Bryan will carry the
state by 10000.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

few people were aware of his coming,
the railroad officials themselves think
ing that he was coming on train No.
IL at IL o'clock and in consequence
thre was no one at the station to meet
him. Mr.. Bryan and his party had
not risen when this city was reached.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

New York, Oct. 16.-(Spl) Col
Bryan arrived at 2:55 this afternoon
from Cleveland. From then on he re.
celved the greatestreception ever given
and candidate in this country.
Immense preparations had been
made for twenty-five hundred police
men as mounted escort. Temporary
hospitals along the route of the parade,
with special ambulance and patrol
wagon stations are provided. Every
band In town Is engaged and Tammany
has ordered every shouter to be out.
Croker expects 10000 to try to see and
hear Bryan tonight. Four meetings
are scheduled, and Bryan will address
them all. Vice Presidential candidate
Stevenson, John h, Stranch6eld, can,
didate for Governor of New York and
others will speak,
A big dinner to Bryan and Steven
son will be given at o'clock at the
Hoffman house,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

WANTED Lady cashier at the Ar
cade Cafe. l53-l55
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-10-16

Fortune came 20 youth one day and dressed i'm
Up in his biJt. While society smiled and caress.
ed i'm,
Along came Toll with hammer and saw to tes,
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1900-04-25
JOSH BILLINGS, PHILOSOPHY,

The man who told us ''that virtew
IL its own reward" might have added
that vice waz. too.
The man who fully understands a
subjekt IL allwuss satisfied to use the
simplest terms to explain it.
The man who tells yu that there
isn't an honest person living, haz
studdyed hiz own karacter too well.
If yu expekt to keep yure friend,
you hav got to see all his virtews
with both eyes. and hiz failings with
one.
1t would be good trade If we could
Danish about one-haff the learning
out ov the world, and substitute COM
mon sense in the place ov it.
1t liz CRATE deal eazier to be sassy
than to be sarkastik; but thare liz
.menny kriticks who haven't diskov-
cred the difference yet, and probably
never will.
The world hav allwuss longed for
sensashuns. If a man could invent a
new Punch and Judy, he would be adj
mired more than the one who could
make one Darrell ov flour go az far
az two.