The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1900-03-09

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COLLINS PHARMACY,
Albion, Wis
WANTED Honest man or woman to travel
w for large house; salary sos monthly and
expenses, with increase; position permanent;
inclose self addressed stamped envelope
MANAGER, $50 Caxton bldg, Chicago.
Much pain and uneasiness is caused
by piles, spar1ng neither age nor sex.
Tabler's Buckeye Pile Ointment cures
the most obstinate cases. Price SOC in
bottle, in tubes 75c. Ell. j. otangl.
The facts probably are that Agni-
naldo is up in the hills arranging Tor
another set of capitals.
If your child is cross or peevieh, it
is no doubt troubled with worms.
Whites Cream Vermifuge will remove
the worms, and its tonic effect restore it's
natural cheerfulness. Price 25c. HI.
Stangl.
The next time Chamberlain should
observe the old rule about counting one
hundred before going to war.
-DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is un-
equaled for piles, injuries and skin dis
eases. It is the original Witch Hazel
Salve. Beware of all counterfeits. FL.
j. Stangl.
The love of money is said to be the
root Of all evil-and lack Of money pro-
duces many branches OF the evil
You can b. cheerful AID happy only
when you are we'll II you feel ''out of
sorts" take Herblne, it will brace you up.
Price soc. IL. j. Stangl.
It's all we'll enough to turn kiss
for blow the glver Of the blow hap
pens to be pretty girl.
W. S. Pilpo, Albany, Ga says:
"DeWitt's Little Early Risers did ,ne
more good than any pills | ever took"
The famous little pills, for constipation,
bil1ousness and liver and bowel trouble.
FL. J. Stangl
Anticipated wise saws do rot tnrn
to sawdust, but it would bea good thing
if some of them did.
To allay pains. subdue Inflammation,
heal foul sores and ulcers, the most salts
factory results are obtained by using
Billiards. Snow Imminent Price 25c
and So. Eel. J. Stangl.
Cupid is the instructor in the fe-
male seminory who teaches the young
idea how to shoot.
John Dir, Posseyville. Ind, says:
81 never used anything rs good as One
Minute Cough Cure. We are never
without it i" Quickly breaks up cnnghs
and colds. Cures all throat and lung
troubles. It's use will prevent consump-
ton. Pleasant to take. Ell. j. Stangl.
The whistling wind and the whstl-
ing woman are seldom able to stop
street car.
Have you cough? A dose of Bal
lard's Horehound Syrup will relieve it.
Price 25c and SOC. Ell. j. Stangl
-Yon are in luck if the lucky horse
shoe over the door doesn't fall on your
head.
81 had dyspepsia for years. No
medi ,ine was so effective as Kodol Dys-
oepsia Cure. It gives immediate relief:
Two bottles produced marvellous results"
writes l.. Ell. Warren, Albany, Wis. 1t
digests what you eat and cannot fail to
cure. H. J. Stangl.
When man sings his own praises
be ueually pitches the key too high.
The results of an over-indulgence in
food or drink are promptly rectihed,
without pain or disorder by taking few
doses of Herbine. Price SOC. Ell. J.
Stangl.
Charity should begin at home-but
If it ends there it Isn't charity.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls
Mont, recommended Ely's Cream Balm
TO me- [ can emphasize his statement,
"It is positive cure for catarrh if taken
as directed. Rev. Francis w. Poole,
Pastor Central Pross. church, Helena,
Mont. After using Ely's Cream Balm
six weeks I believe myself cured of ca
tarrh.- Joseph Stewart, Grand Ave-.
Buffalo, n. Y. A 10c trial size or the 80
cent size of Ely's Cream Balm will be
mailed. Kept by druggists. Ely Bros,
Sc Warren ST., n. 7.
Secretary Gage fears he will be OBJ
liged to ship a little more prosperity TO
New York.
Geo. B. Secord, the we'll known cen
tractor Of Towanda. N. Y. says: Il have
used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in
my family for long time and have found
1t superior to any other" For sale by
Perry & Doty.
The Polite Lie In Embryo.
A little child has given us a peep into