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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Andrew Turnbull, who with his
wife is now making his home at the
Soldiers Home at Waupaca, spent a
few days this week with old friends in
this city. He is in his 73rd year but
says he and his wife both enjoy excel
lent health and speaks in high praise
of the Soldiers Home on the Chain O.
Lakes. He came to Grand Rapids in
1855 and has long been an interested
reader of the REPORTER.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

The Union Telephone Co. of Wau-
Shara county has made a terminal
contract with the Wood County
Telephone Co. and have already
erected poles between the towns of
Plainfield and Grand Rapids. Wires
will be strung Immediately and the
new line put in operation by June l.
This will give Grand Rapids cheap
telephone connections with nearly all
principal points in the eastern part of
the state.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

VIM. JudIinS has resigned his
position in the express office on the
east side and John Vanderhie takes
his place.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Nick Berg Of Auburndale while in
the city attending the sessions of
County Board, made this office asocial
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Fred S. Burrows of Stevens Point
was in the city the past week, a guest
of his brother-in-laW, Supt.
Hambrecht.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Emile Lambert of the west side,
who has been travelling with the
National Theatre Co. for the past
eight months, departed on the noon
train last Thursday for Kalamazoo,
Mich, where he has accepted a posi-
tiOn with Davidson Co. of that city.
Last weeks REPORTER stated that
Emile had left to join some circus
which was mistake.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Frank WuerSch leaves the city to-
morrow fer City Point where he goes
to take charge of Briere & POmain-
yille'S cranberry marsh.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

T. L. Tibbits of Milwaukee. an
uncle Of F. J. Cameron Of this CITY.
was a business visitor to the Rapids
the past week.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

The infant child of Mr.. and Mrs.
Alfred Trusdell of this city, died on
the 29th and was buried on the Goth
inst.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Casper Gnos has resigned his position
as clerk with r. Parrish & Bro. and
departed Tuesday night for Lake
Preston, South Dakota, where he
expects to find employment upon a
farm
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

LOsT-On the west side, on May 3,
a receipt book belonging to Mrs. 4.
". Rumsey. The finder will please
leave at this office and Oblige, Mrs. a.
". RumSey.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

| consider ii not only pleasure but
a duty l owe to my neighb0rS to tell
about the wonderful cure effected in
my case by the timely use of Chamber
iain'S Collie, Cholera and DiarrhOea
remedy. | was taken very badly with
tiuX and procured bottle Of this
remedy. \ few doses of it effected a
permanent cure. | take pleasure III
recommending it to Others suffering
from that dreadful disease. J. ".
Lynch, Dorr, ". Va. This remedy is
sold bV +. L. Steib & Co.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

NJ. Conway of Orient, S. D., is in
the city visiting his brothers and old
time friends. He is accompanied by
his wife and children.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

c. T. Hanson of Oconto, travelling
correspondent for the Milwaukee
Evening Wisconsin, spent the Sabbath
in this city in the interest of that
Daper
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Mr.. Nick Schmitt of Merrill arrived
on the noon train for visit with his
daughters, Mrs. NJ. A. BOgOger and
Miss A. Schmitt, the milliner.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Tomorrow night the male portion
of Grand Rapids society give a
"return party and ball" in honor of the
ladies who entertained them 50
elegantly earlier in the year at a New
Century party. Elaborate prepara-
tiOns have been made to make this
the finest party of the season.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

DR.. r. II. Sweetman. office in Steib's
drug store. Telephone 50.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

E. T. Tucker is spending the week
at his branch photograph gallery in
Necedah.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

John DAILY from Merrill was in town
Monday, just returning from trip TO
Minnesota.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

The toll on Nesper line has been
removed but the toll to Pittsville of
% cents will be continued as hereto
fore.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

VIM. Gross has just returned from
Pittsville where he has been for the
past two weeks closing out the Sam
Collier stock of groceries which he
RECENTLY murchaSpd
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

If you have property for sale see
Renne about it. If
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Leo Cerwenska of Star Lake. for
merIy with Sherry, Cameron & Co. of
VeSper, arrived in the city last Thurs
day evening for weeks visit with
friends.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

First a funeral and the next day a
wedding in a west side family this
week lent sufficient variety of emo
ton to satisfy the most sensational
nature.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

D. J. Arpin was a business visitor to
Milwaukee the past week,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Having taken advantage the in the market bought
shoesnore than to handle Now your time
buy good shoes low prices and get nice Glass Dish
FREE Please call i'll and select your shoes We also have
big lines of Dry Goods Clothing, Ladies and Gents Furnish
ings, Tnware Glassware Crockery Notions Etc at low
prices. No advance yet Remember the only place which
CUTS THE PRICES and will save you money is
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

If your eyes are bothering you and
you think they are worth taking care
of, go toJ. r. Chapman's and have
them properly fitted with a pair OF
glasses.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Dan Schillings of Stevens Point
visited in the city the past week, with
friends.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

The city council has turned over
their former council room in the east
side city hall to the Scott Free Pub
lie Library. and it will hereafter be
used for a reading room in connection
with the library. 1t will make an ele-
CANT room for that purpose. Togeth-
er with the commodious quarters
which the library already possessed,
this will make probably the finest IL
brary rooms of any in the state in a
city of this size.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

The Ladies Aid society Of the NJ. T..
church VIII meet next Wednesday
afternoon with Mrs \. Z. EmmOnS.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

The u. ". X. club will meet next
Wednesday aft moon with Mrs. B.
z. GOgginS
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

The board of supervisors met in reg
uIar spring session Tuesday, May /. at
, o'clock, p. N. The board organized
by Te-electing E. ?. Arpin of this city
chairman. The election was made by
reclamation and was unanimous. The
session which closes today was impor-
tant, but as we lack space this week
and will later publish the proceedings
IN full, we leave further particulars to
the regular publication of the minutes
OF the meeting.
J. ". Murphy, the noted democrat
ic politician Of Milwaukee, came to
Grand Rapids early in the week and
contracted for the purchase of the
Tribune of this city. small sum be-
ing paid down to bind the bargain. 1t
is expected that Mr.. Murphy's oldest
son, VIM. Murphy, will have charge
and will be assisted in the business by
a younger brother. There will be no
change for the present in the working
force of the office.
Martin Schannock Of West Grand
Rapids died at his home Tuesday
afternoon at o'clock, aged about So
years. The funeral will be conducted
at the Catholic church in this city at
o'clock a. M, Friday. May 4. Mr..
SchannOck came to Wood county in
1881. He had been confined to his bed
by sickness for the past seven weeks.
He leaves two sons and one daughter,
all married, as mOurnerS.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

James Granger Of Sigel, one Of the
old settlers of Grand Rapids, coming
here in 1857. was in the city Saturday
for the first time in about six months.
Mr.. Granger is enthusiastic on the
subject of sheep raising and believes
it one Of the most profitable features
of farming in this section. He has a
flock Of 65 old sheep and so far -
spring lambs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

DR.. J. C. Commit, dentist, office over
Centralia Drug store, Centralia, Wis.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

The annual election of officers of
the Woman's Historical and Literary
club was held at Mrs. Isabelle PhilleO's
April 30. The following officers were
elected: President-Mrs. Hattie Muir.
Vice Pres.-Mrs. Isabella Tenant,
Sec'y and Treas.-Mrs. Charlotte
Renne. y preliminary meeting was
arranged for Sept. and the first
regular meeting for Sept. l..
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

C.. T. AndertOn. a Milwaukee real
estate dealer, was tTansacting bust
ness here Saturday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Mrs. Will Williams of Wausau is
spending the week in the city with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ". .Pulver.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

The schools Of this city will unite in
an elaborate celebration Of ArbOr Day
Friday. April It'll.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Every member of the county board
blOssOmed out Wednesday morning
like real Milwaukee carniyalite on
Arbutus Day. \ real buttonaire of
the Wisconsin valley Arbutus variety
heightened the manly beauty of nearly
all the graceful members Of that body,
and if a resolution Of admiration for
the ladies who presented them was
not passed, the honorable board is
lacking in that gallantry for which
we give them credit.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Boys, That line of tennis, golf and
shoe store.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

ChaS. DOugherty drew the large
camera and Cleveland Akcy the small
one at the show Saturday night.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

The Ladies Aid society Of the Catho :
lie church will meet next week with
Mrs. ChaS. GOuger.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Pentak, of West
Grand Rapids, mourn the loss of their
two-year-Old boy, who died on April
18th and was buried on the 30th.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Photo buttons of every description
at fuckers studio, 106 Front ST..
Grand Rapids, Wis. If
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

VIII Scott went to Milwaukee
Friday and VIII join his wife in
Chicago in a short visit with friends.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

the Freeman building on the east
side. He expects to be ready for
business by the end of this week.
NJ. Is. Lowell of Pittsville visited
the county seat Wednesday, bringing
over a load of grain to mill. The
REPORTER acknowledges an agreeable
call.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Arpin aud family,
accompanied by Mrs. de Nevers, ex-
pcct to start for Paris next Thursday
to visit the exposition.
The Ladies Aid society of the First
| COng'l church will meet WedneS-
day afternoon with Mrs. E. R.
| ROSSier.
Nick Berg of Auburndale while in
| the city attending the sessions Of
County Board, made this office asocial
CALL
The toll on Nesper line has been
removed but the toll to PittSville of
| % cents will be continued as hereto
fore.
The Ladies Aid society Of the NJ. l..
| church VIII meet next Wednesday
afternoon with Mrs. \. Z. EmmOnS.
Mrs. Will Williams of Wausau is
spending the week in the city with
| her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ". .Pulver.
VIII Scott went to Milwaukee
Friday and VIII join his wife in
| Chicago in a short visit with friends.
Chas. Dougherty drew the large
camera and Cleveland Akcy the small
one at the show Saturday night.
The Ladies Aid society Of the Catho :
lie church will meet next week with
Mrs. ChaS. GOuger.
The schools Of this city will unite in
| an elaborate celebration Of ArbOr Day
Friday. April 4th.
c. E. AndertOn, a Milwaukee real
estate dealer, was tTansacting bust
ness here Saturday.
The u. W. X. club will meet next
Wednesday afternoon with Mrs. B..
r. GOgginS.
John DAILY from Merrill was in town
Monday, just returning from trip to
Minnesota.
E. F. Tucker is spending the week
at his branch photograph gallery in
Necedah.
D. J. Arpin was a business visitor to
Milwaukee the past week,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Miss Laura Canning, bOOk-keeper
for the MacKinnon Mfg. Co., has been
very sick for the past week, but at
present writing her condition is
improved.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Carpets samples for rugs, elegant
styles, at NJ. \. BOgOger's furniture
house, very cheap. 2W.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

D. NJ. Hammond and wife Of
Steyensville, Wis, is visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. A. d. Hill. Mr.. and Mrs. Ham
mond are the parents Of Mrs. Hill.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Muir, the shoe man, has something
entirely new in ladies low cut shoe
You should see it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Examine the line Of rims" at J. r.
ClaDmaD'S
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

If you have your eyes fitted at J. r.
Chapman's, you will get all that you
could ask for in pair Of glasses,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

4 very pleasant company of ladies
met at the home Of Mrs. NJ. o. Potter
yesterday afternoon and organized the
West Side Ladies Aid society Of the
N. z. church. The following officers
were elected: PreSident-Mrs.C C. II.
Brown. 1st Vice PreS.-Mrs. T. ].
Cooper, 2nd Vice Pres.-Mrs. John
Bell, Sec'y-Nrs. Effie GOthke, Treas.
Mrs. J. D. Gibson. The meeting
next week will be held at Mrs. T. J.
Cn0nar,S ON "Wednesday afternoon
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

Geo. A. COrriveau, ST., returned
Tuesday morning from Watertown
this state where he went Sunday
evening to attend the funeral Of L. A.
Charbaneau.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1900-05-03

DR.. O. T. Hougen. VI. .. Office
over Days drug store. Telephone IS.
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03

tration shows an excellent plan. Dig
a trench close TO the barn, and then
dig in under the barn to the required
distance to accommodate the founda-
tion stones. Exactly under the edge of
the barn, at the bottom of the wide
trench, drive stakes and put down q.
rough board. Now fill in behind the
board with loose stones, put on another
old board and continue to fill in the
loose stones until they stand level with
the surface of the ground. The part of
the trench outside the boards can now
be filed in with earth, packing it down
soidly, leaving the old boards where
they are. The fat stones above the
ground can then be put in and cement
ed. Perhaps they can be put in more
conveniently before filling in the out
side trench.-Orange Judd Farmer.
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03
PERMANENT ROADS
They ShOuId BE introduced wherever
Big Sums Are Now Spent for Tenn
porary improvements.

Report is current that more than $780,
100000 are spent annually in this coun-
try for the temporary improvement of
the public highways. A significant
sum, when it is considered that its ex-
penditure leaves the country in no bet
ter condition than before its use. The
money spent in repairing the roads in
practically waste, for it gives no per-
manency to the improvement A bridge
may be put in tomorrow, and next
week it washes out; manhole may be
filled this week and next week a rahn
transforms it into the same old mud
hole. rut may be corrected, and In
less than "a hours the work is made void
and hence has to be repeated.
There is need for improvement and
repairs which shall be permanent and
substantial-not only of value to-mor-
row, but for all time to come. 1t were
better and more economical thorough
ly to improve one mile of road than to
throw up dump in the middle of 20
miles of road and call it improved. The
lack Of permanency in the betterment
OF our thoroughfares is the feature of
the good roads question to which large
Importance should and does attach.
We have no definite plan for the i'm
provement of the roads, that at this
time would be universally adopted
with good results, but in the absence
of plan we are in the midst of so many
bad roads as to compel the recognition
of vast need of a feasible and prac-
IL
ent system is failure, costly blunder
and unsatisfactory everywhere, and be-
lieve that new system is bound to be
ushered in at an early day. In sec
tlons of Indiana and some other states
macadam roads have been constructed,
and the service is perfect. Where the
materials for macadamizing are at
hand, there is no better way of perma-
nently improving the highways. 1t is
not necessary to argue the value of i'm
proved roads to farmers, how they
would enhance the value of land, i'm
prove the social conditions in the coun-
try, and enable farmers to get better
prices for their products in that they
could get them to market when prices
were high. Everybody believes we
should have good roads, but the people
are not active enough in their demands,
and not agreed as to methods which
will insure effective action. There
needs to be concentration of effort, es-
pecially among the farmers, and agita-
ton and thought should be constant,
since both precede action. What prop
erly may be called a good road is one on
which the farmer can haul heavy loads
during rainy weather; one in which
there are no ruts, washouts and bumps;
one that is good when the weather is
bad, and over which team may pull
an empty wagon without experiencing
that fatigue SO common on the rough,
rutty, ragged roads which annually are
worked at large aggregate expense and
improved in general unevenness.-
Farmers Review.
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03
Butter Inspection Needed.

The butter makers of the United
States will never be able to get a
foothold in the foreign butter market
without the help of butter inspection
Whenever an attempt is made to Sc
cure fer American dairy products
abroad good market, the little, mean
men take advantage of it to send over
poor stuff with high sounding names.
Not till the government sends with
every consignment a certificate of in
spection will we find the way clear.
Even under the best conditions the
foreign market will be hard to hold;
for the reason that our own market
always bids high for the frst-ciass
goods.-Farmers' Review.
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03
Relieved

All this time the great railway mag
nate had sat silent, listening.
At last he spoke.
Young man." he said, 81 am not sure
] understand you. Please be little
more explicit"
Il am asking you, sir" said the young
man, reddening, "for the hand of your
daughter"
"Oh, is that ALP" rejoined the mag
nate. why, certainly. If she has no
objections 1 haven't. / thought you
were striking me for pass. Chicago
Tribune,
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03
Prudent Precautions.

Hello, Foresyte, what on earth are
you doing with those overalls and that
blouse on?"
"Going to call on Mrs. Hazem."
What is it, a masquerade, or does she
make you carry out the ashes when you
call?"
Neither; but she said that 1 could
hold the baby for little while the next
time called."-N. Y. World.
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03
TIGHT FOUNDATION.
How to Put One Under n Barn, House
or Other Farm Structure, Al
ready Built.

1t is often desired to put a tight
foundation under barn or other struc-
ture, already built. This is difficult
matter, particularly if the building is
close 10 the ground. The foundation
should extend down below the frost
line. How shall the ditch be dug un-
der the edge of the barn? The illus
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03
Give 1t a Wide Berth.

Sandy Pikes-Strike Denver off our
visitin' list; pard.
Pellucid Pete-What fur?
Sandy Pikes-Why, dis paper says dat
enuf soap has arrived in dat city to sup
ply 100000 people fur year.-Chicago
Daily News.
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03
Could Get No Further.

"'My dear!' was all that he could
say" said the husband, reading from
story paper.
"And why do you suppose that was all
he could say?" asked the partner of his
joys and sorrows.
''Oh, suppose because his wife was
around. Statesman.
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03
Volcanic Eruptions.

Are grand, but Skin Eruptions rob life
of joy Bucklen's Arnica Salve. cures
them; also old. running and fever sores,
Ulcers, boiis, felons, corns, warts. cuts.
bruises. burns. scalds. chapped hands.
chilhlains, best pile cure on earth. Drives
out pains and aches. Only 25 cts. box.
Cure guaranteed. Sold by Harry l..
Jaques, Druggist.
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03

"Who is the most remarkable man
mentioned in modern history?" asked
the querist.
No." said the man who had just
made some speeches. 'You can't in
terview me. I'm too modest to talk
about myself. .'-Washington Star.
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03
A Winh.

II wish were rich," said the young
man.
How rich?"
"Oh, rich beyond the dreams of av-
arice. I'd like to be so rich that 1
could afford to put in my time. lectur-
ing people about the illusions of
wealth and the placid delights of pow
rty."-Washington Star
The Jamesburg record., 1900-03-03
A Good Reason.

Mrs. Bronxborough-Your cook left
you rather suddenly, didn't she?
Mrs. Richmond-Yes. Her best beau
wanted to borrow my husbands dress
suit, and when my husband refused,
the cook left.-N. Y. Journal.