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dreamed that Insolvency. could look
Ike this.
lie VAS grand FrcctEs. WIS Nc.
Sweeney. Hc was rich in money and
pull. lie carried the vote Of a dozen
precincts IN the pocket OF his yellow
vest. shrewd cunning and hard AZ a
cinder. but nohiy generous when occn-
sion demanded. he had fought. bought
and wheedlei his way from an cast-sde
GROCERY 20 chair in the Municipal
Parliament.
lie seldom thought Of the old days
now Then he was poor swallowed In
suits with n smiic. answered rebuffs
with an invitation 20 have something.
did the Darty's dirty work. so, along
1t 50 happened there was another
element in tho Allsman's pas; lie
lie had loved. Red-hesdcd and rosy
checked and without cent 70 her
credit. Anrss Gorrnlcy had claimed .
small CORNER ~ the budding politicians
heart and come - keep MS house. In
IN. little room back % tho dingy she
been she scrubbed and cooked and
mendoi. She advised him. too with A
wonans subtle wisdom.
Pat" she would say. cit neg, 10
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cation from up the State: Mcswesney's
arrest. lie Was bailed though prompt
'y. and as promptly disappeared.
When insolvency returned IN year
Ir so he wore q plug hat and was r..s-
! money. Ills position IN the world Of
politics was forever assured.
Iis didn't go hack 20 his gin plant
10 Cherry street nor to Annie. He
slougNed ~ his past ns q snake does
- much old skin. He had formed new
plan, IN MS exile lie had met the
laughter Of Senator Moriarty. Any
Nay hr didn't know where Annie WAS.
Moreover she had ceased 70 be useful.
Later, when he married the Senator'S
laughter. cn,ious friends admitted he
rad turned tho nes,est trick Of his
whole career
insolvency mad not seen Annie ~
'wenty years. lie remembered her
hough When he took a drop too much
r attended q funeral or went to church
even. as a, the time his sreckled little
GOV had died. IN. stecl-pont eyes would
sof-en. the narrow lips witch. The greas
man swear softly 10 himself At 0uch
lines . fash OF tender memory would
~ his mind and hear: and give him
pain. Mcsweeney. you see. dn have .
conscience.
The note h. held IN hia hand that day
two note, in far,-reai A. follow:
lIoa- ratreh xusrssa.J.
Dear Er; ca. Pat | on. ~ sin ool M
W. A.ri,as Col 'Err' ne. o. Pat I -
svins 20 re. and al Ties rsars hn~v ~ -
you atv< kn~v ne yosr Annis on ~ ~
s'. you, for ! ssu sfss TO tss. AID M saoSan0
city Hail unhw Tie Zee, Of yvn and n-rs taHn0
To sp-sk have sipsys lsv~d yoa. ~, NJ
G--i oisss yva. sin's sfrsid to die Ny
The pencii sor~wi was interrupted here
and snothsr han.. younger. clearer. avs
where . tear had splashsd and dried
took up the interrupted tale:
NJ mother ~ tn weak 70 snin. ~ -
ssssd ne 70 oat II tn yva and toll you tat !
am twenty years oA and eripvis ana Rave
ben rss-,a a. you luii Ihs N. sc nss.s
~ you uu sny relation Of ogn a. Dot
S-o- were % TO srr tssy savs taken nssAss
- he mo'sus. ANNIE TSwHRSYY
The Alderman "a: down - oos whe
Is tired. iAborouay. for ~ wls not
used to writing. he contributed tv0
ls;ters One Of these was 10 the ksspse
Of tho Morgue II contained Sioe IN bills
and was lef- unsigned. The oehsr-bes
never mind abou, that McSwesnDy "a
what was right
PERLEY rooRE SHERMAN
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II PRoMISIho boY tt+att.t.s
ii Who Would d Great Poet Re.


hsir ST.: Suss yolns SO sho sr's. pc-'ry.
~ The shoc fIet9ry she. - 10 thsy AY Ai'
work ia .l-. IL STtos ,srs. va" - :;''.
lu. +" -; ,r- ,mhaye., tell sir hey o8gHt
to >. psbi shed. He {, 'se,ty IRE. year, "a
ant not very rt-naE. hut h, MAT Is sc.i1s
NJ GnskarSp BOWER ADAMS
olovcrs,e. a. y
RS ~ IN saat psJ, / Inc o,e sample
NJ name O. shelley.
M ro'm irclosed 10 n sad, pa
t1ctic tHiu,. n makes one think
I 81 the cold frozen ocean with bit
ter-spanglcI spray The terror OF the
passenger. IN the ship is clearly shown
In the following verse
'Jh vhr rouh weep" the osp,iih aid.
'ssA!t tear, Nil 80 10 r.,i
TlhOzgh our fair vessel Is pretty esn's
sos can't ess. m ssss bals Of vosi"
T-h!s shows not only a keen sense Of
discernmcr IN skeliy's mind. or IS II,
Shelby There was 20 much salt water
around that III. captain couldn't see
Wtsre IT came In 10 add more. The
quick action % the commander, too, In
discovering that his boat was built OF
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GOOD ADVICE WELL TAKEN.

To the o World
to
be
and
ton thsnv that position
vakals Wit a book o other balanced head
a OF shouldes'
all means with his exercise. while
Using this column lie old TO be bene
Et1 flied By the system prescribed
- exercise especially good faithfully
carried out
notice the
carriage burdens through the
on hcads7
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"Ccrtainly not You ss~rn 20 forget
tha; the People ara searching for the
truth. and that they are determined TO
md II ~ any cost
"Ru'. Colonel remarked. sornewha,
uervously The People don, wan, 20
send man GOO rrinu, or 20 4 death
ch7lr without giving hlm ~ schools
boy would cay. 4 fair shov fgr his
white alley why do these -ams People
these taxpayers these tear-hcrs for
the trith-allow you 5000 20 prose-
QUITO man and him hut stSo 10 nigh,
you cfr-'
The People hs -.p,ied WITH quic,
ololuence. ARC ;1e leac1n lights u
our liberty and the sole suFps-; { our
social fabric"
whercupon silently bowed my-i.
from hl- presence deeply 'uhuci wi.h
Fuller appreciation " She consti,u-
ton Of tho rnitei states. but wonder
ing why !, ~ the COX Is allowed III,
SIN while ~. master 81 the pack II
permitted - draw uprl tho public
revenue 30 long A. No VII. IN order 20
secure cnourh hounds - IN me quarry
WILLIAM RAYMOND Sill.
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y DO no, understand you, sir. no OBJ
served quietly,
We'll" / resume'. ''pi' yourself IN
thl, position suppose sou were mere
citizen charged with hnvng killed
man. and tho mos, promising chance NJ
proving YOU rIilty WIS by the '''ii-
muny ~ handwriting experts. Suppose
you were not worth cent. but the
Court. acting under our moTcl'ul ana
scneaccnt laws. allowed YOU IN" sum
81 goo with which Co employ counsel
which Hls Honor mish, appoint. sup
pose out 81 this sum you would be com
.. "a n employ exert, 90 onset NE
testimony ~ IN. experts employed bS
the People. Suppose. further, you were
CONVICTED Npv much ~ this liberal
Allowance given You 'y tAc People
would yol hnys left "a order TO carry
your cas-. t. No Court Of Appeals?
"Ahr exclaimed the co.orel, ''y,u
DON, seem 20 comprehend. ~ the jury
ands me guilty am guilty. snf'--
But" in,erposed, the People allow
the accused a refson presumed innocent
until convicted 800 with which 20
neh, for his liberty or his lie while no
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'% gSs THE HOUSEHOLD

Clean the inside % tecante-s with tea
ieaves or chopped potato pAr-ngs.
DO not s,artis cnild. Many nervous
laseases may De traced 20 thai source.
II salt gels moist and refuses to be
shaken ada q p'ncn Of baking powder.
Toush m.s, |. always improved by
epaking . few hours in vinegar ana
Vutss.
CovsP ksGgd pickles with srips Of
horpo rsd,sh, and they will no, mold.
NeaD fog roasting thouli not 10
vashsA but should b wiped with .
damp eio,h
A poiished door 10 never s'irky n I'm.
- oil 10 nirsd with turpen,lns and
bsssvax.
Pvs, butter. eaten In moderation. viii
furnisa the oils required BY the human
system
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disaster THAT Mr. scully distinguishes
himself
Tna dsvr "a Ire ds7'hs o. The hrtny So
seven tu1irst sl'k Vsat tslov.
Hu' thoe hat h-lp.d ~. -a;ssa ssesps
HAD orli Tier lir~s 'ot 70 ssvs
That the heroes ~ the disaster hai
only the las, line ~ tho las, verse 'ur
t7.i- sacrifice is entirely unfair and un-
American. no matter how II may MI on,
poetic license. We, the picture Of the
hii,oIs d asier Is brought right NJ he
fore our eyes.
We can see tho captain. who had n
mother. the mutlnecrs. the brave crew
vino neipcd the ladies nrst into the life
boats ana the salt brine. Thn, ~ the
ears and the elements comminglei
/ acre Is torked lightning. too not knlyed
or spoonci told ~ IN other verses which
We must pass over.
But. Mrs Adams. pleass don't let
Skrlley leave tho shoe factory yet Are
there uigAt schools near by? Poetry pays
poorly. Just as II is sometimes written.
but Ionefellow. Whittier and Tennysnn
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BEAUTY CHAT WITH GIRL TOMER.

The care Of your teeth shouil Be q ~
ricus matter with you. You must ~
member thAs you cas nsv0 AAvs ~
one Get q natvrA tGstA. - 4 y Jour
dssy - osrs to- thsos "a kseo SAsm
w4ta ysu - long - pess1hsA
II there 10 any chance hes 0vinS che
dcNyed teeth, have them savsd. b. oil
means. II they cAnno. b. saved entire
have crowns put UPON the rcota
Poot dentistry 10 no economy. That
In the 0rsnt mistake - many girls
make Eeoaomiss on anything ere you
likA but please 80 20 . good dentist
and have your teeth thoroughly attended
10
oanS once or twice q year 20 the
dentist 20 see tina; your teeth ere In
lrr.es; condition and daily brushing
will keep them With you for Al IN
definite period,
he very careful about using prepare
dentifriceE a tooth powder that you
make yourself vii! prove more sa,isfac-
tory md COS, great deal iess.
Try thu. formula. Precip,taiet chalk.
four ounces powdered orris root. eight
ounces: DOW iered csmphor. one ounce.
Re, ucc the camphor to a fine powdtr
IN sowl with a stout spoon. nolstsr-
Ing II with 4 very ll,ilc alcohol. Add
lie other ingredients. Mix thoroughly
ara sif, tnrotgl n biz 81 fine boiling
cloth
Oct skcin % dental nors dt will cos.
abou, i've crn,sI ana usc a. after each
meal. passing a thread .Stwoea the
teeth to remove any particles Of fo,d
vn,ch NAV ha,e lodged thei-. 4 f,v
lro,. - inrtur. 81 ny-rn N a sis,.
u water males al -scellsr1 "7tsept,,
vash.
ufush your teeth a; east twice dali,
HARRIET HUBBARD AVER.
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LIGHTS IN TENEMENT RAILWAYS.

o several letters OF recent date.
Revised Charter Of New York City and esees
tenement
1 general hallway from 10 10 p NJ
al windows admitting daylight the lights
mr. A. NJ. to 10 r. NJ.
wemanaged and tenement houses where the
hold the interests Of the under consdra
ton, he are lighted all night
A correspondent signing himself Gas
In a rroma
lights
he
for complaints che Fire Department
landlord Extensively
his assisting
he will be able the his
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10 - net1 Il TNs pvssans weil'
yra Acre snsssr - - wcrsias RI hss
As,r,s m. ~ much ara Z hns~ II hes bsvsl
sesv. to-. an sssis,si - ssvsAI bsa
s,., ,.u I van, 70 .shs care a nysM - -
q, s=.s-s a. late ms lair sss ben WI bad
., rr.u.s, !, eons, ous al the uns. si'h'asA
s--ss D, as-' s,sfI nisst Ais' ssVs sv~Ta'
asc,--s ,.-ts vtis ,ss een,ir sAVisss NJ -
h.t. ralI,,, % I osnrs, ~ s'n sscre 70 have
,A.-. sn.l Wa, vsas ,. ire t.s, ,sias 70
:, ,,..f ~ WORKING girls sisrEs.
~ the rrs, place he SURE that yon
keep your tair and scalp perfectly
l clean When The hair 10 not clean II
become. either harsh and dry. or oily
and stringy. tn - shampoo !, once q
A..k =, may ~ l,'le difhcult FOR
YOU 10 ma IN. tim, - 30 this. but u
y,ur hair 4, washed ou-e a week will
no, hAv. 90 Re done "a thoroughly -
when II 4, shamPooci !ss. often.
Tsr ~. o. slh cents you can make
enough SOAP shampoo 20 las two
m n'hs
Mel, A cake 90 pure olive ~ soa2 IN
n quar- 81 h1iliHg wa,e- wien the soap
Is Dissolved add a hcaghG isAs3oenfui
If common washing sofa dissolved In .
-un u hot water. let stand iii cc.d.
The read. vii bs alrc-; a jelly
Take o. ihis Jelly. .Ay. iso large table
,2oonful,. Frt We; tts hair thorvush.
~ With 10, water, then rub N. sham
pc, m,s,u-s well into the roots Rinse
,a,ruusaiy IN several sa.e,a Then care.
fully dry.
You say tha; you brush your hair hard
every night That would 10 very Eood
reason Tor 80 coming oYt as 10 does
Al hair caT1o, ~ treated arke. ans =
5blr asls r. trrler 1. 1 loose a; The roo;s
brushing VII, cause q 20 come out 10
patches. ana you Nil tooa IND yourself
bald Try Sensiy mAsnsing the soasp
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11P ani down. NJ and down. hts heav,
fOUIfAis noisclass oI the inch-ces.
~ carpet. stro.o tho great man. MS
chin on MS breast, a look OF suffering
and fear In his LIE ,yes. Tightly
cliuched In his putEy hands was
c.r;a;.pir,i. unridy Icttar lie uttered no
sound. lie was in.ukur could the en-
emles If Alderman n Sweeney the art
ful. cold and crafty M'Sweeney-ha'c
seen him then tac.r hearts would have
.eaped WITH unholy Joy.
80 one had ever seen insolvency look
Ike this - one would ever have
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are dead sv~n ~ Austin survives Let
sk.iicy Try dry land poem. Something
where irrigation may aid the so'l and
does no, have 20 he wholly saline in
character. Evidently his whole soul IS
IN the work
You say he 10 not very strong. That
DEFENDS on The way YOU look AZ him
You also aver that the employees who
praise him say they ought 10 he pub
l!shei." DO you mean the verses or the
nance OF those who have eSged him on
This latter expression may Be taken
- . fresh remark or not In any event
BID him have hope, Some day he may
Dc hauumerlns at the souls u men In
stead of the anles II their fee.
CHARLES BEILAMY CULVER.
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Coy feht - = ne Pf,, Ps'lis.iaE m..a,
Ne. York wHlil
-IlEHE Is no more trytnr position
"a tie Who'll. vido world ~ n g,rl
90 MAJ herself IN than 'A'= r1 pos;
i'.0 nor. cruel. " she Is obliged after
ward through 'rrcn ~ circumstance
which me eAnnot control 90 be brought
continually into contact wita h.r nckle
lover
Yon cannot stay away from places
wa"re ynu are likely 10 u,s' h.m. AMI
IN" best ana by far The s''cst course
20 pursue Il TO school yourself 20 meet
tle ordeal and get brAvely through u
And n may as well he done mrs, as last
Tho man who without cause 'i,t tho
woman vho hls learned % ioy, him.
Is no. worthy Of her respect or one
hslft.'hrob from her bosom.
No girl or proper pride and spirit viii
let .Irh a nan $50 by tho fhintes' sign
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1hTERvIEWS With sssssssssssssA.
| y n People | Have Never Met.


financial restrictions - any kind are
placed upon the Dlstrict-Attorncy.
Il, IL the law" he said stubbornly.
The burden ~ proof IL on US
Then IN order 10 md tho truth our
laws admit -. expenditure ~ n sum
absolutely unlimited q believe !n one
case 'lo search D.. 90 rp., nearly So. co,.
while Il provides far the supposedly In
norcnt but tJuE'
That ia the Iml.''
But cant tho prisoner ~ the bar. d"
persisted when he snes nfty-dol-
lar a-day expert swearing his no away.
Sc, an extra s. from tho People 10
order to obtain cheaper expert and
sort Of neutralize the cyidence7"
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VlI.-THE 0lSTRlCT.ATTOR'
NEY.

..| oLONEI.." remarked may J
have few moments conversation
With you''
"Corf. .!f." responded ire pis'rl''-A'-
t1rnev - tho county = New York
''T4ai IL what am here FOR"
Treasured b. bic cordial manner. ]
said "H,.ug nf'ml.llr with 'he mr'hod
%, criminal procedure IN This vicinity. |
wish 20 ask Nhy II is the People 81 the
STATE 81 Nov YORK generally give every
financial ala ln order 20 capture III"
brush. whlls tho COX has 70 set along anj
old wny"
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WHEN WRITING, WRITE PLAINLY.

LETTER At
the sheet, had proceeded
~ the ORIGINAL manuscript
IA this letter any
10, letter competitions In
eay handwriting puzzle contest
Correspondents plainly and
- perform rule In
correspondence both the interests wsrs
shnss % thcy address themssvsA
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wife.
You must look upon the matter IN that
'igat which is the only true one.
II 4 woman can avoid. without seem
Ing 20 do so. the lover who has jllt,d
ner. that Is her wisest course. n abe
IL nEhtIng fierce battle with her heart
20 siay her affection for him. I, Is brs
not - pass through Hre II goa can
~ around IT, for with sone hearts T. T.
hard indeed 10 duench even the dying
cmhers o: love without a heroic struggle
which II Is difY,ou,t 20 hide.
There are few women who pass
through lie without meeting this 'N-
periencc and living 'hr0uTh H.
LAURA JEAN LlBBEY.
Miss Idbbcy writes these articles
for The Evening World exciu.
siSriy. By arrangement with the
Family story Paper.
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n. n1s', ca. tain IA u't-.
I'm s''~ n. bead 90 tay such nan
Z. too hsi oHes a Hr-'h'f
These tines show positively that Nr
Adams has genius Who else could
rhyme utter" and mother eScep, one
~ our own east-s!dc boys, The ma
tcrunl confession on he part u the
captain was probably called forth by
.trcs- OF c'rcumS,anoe. j. Is certain
that such hero would no; have said -
much as he dli had not he been forced
10 I, br the situation.
!, 1, IN the last verse - the marine
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GIVE CONSCIENCE TO OUR LAWYERS.

That society - lawyers
SS\I discretion and conscience a.
WI they are N wit
As his expressed than three hun
Ii and
purely He existed good many
atoms cad o IiOlneuX trial
Works handicap
a again
his first thought and cndavor Is
mself M bubble Of nooety
How his profession he splits no
corkev quonngs makes IN
Gagged criminals degradation wears not
AMY the paene OF prucod against his
shrwdness,
Justice and Acumen Is the thing sharp
through the binding OF Cookbook Keen
,us,nc, for finding ong point which attack
and helpless ~ the chair H testimony
This paper would be students
law asking We them this counsel which too
many hem viii later desplfo'
methods Of noted crossexamn Of
to-da methods utmost
tdoesh a
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QUERIES q ~ ANSWERS 81
" EVENING WORLD READERS.
Advertise.

coula you -, - p. Sos t. so ,brg, n os,,i.
% .ii, OF -ons Aou, rori' IERIs, MILLER
u IL Right.
4 - hsra Jan . IN. Ne ail . ian
D. isro. ~ ~ss or'v ,-,-ty-'7uY ysasv ~ \
says - vss tv,a,y-av. yssrs ~ . ~ a,
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.rtcss: -four enough 70 rc,i. Nix n,rh,
before. place on tee 20 freeze. rc,i very
thin like sfers.
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BY HARRIET HUBBARD AVER.

With ne tips O. for i've ey TAXING to
minute ugt, initiate scalp
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A DAZZLING EFFECT
IN MAIZE AND STEEL.
On . foundation gown q mAiss saG1n,
with maize chiffon o~sfskirt b built
this conception In lace and sequfn tim.
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bear SIR; / N,.. ,olns 50. .hO .rI,.. pc-,ry.
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johnson - Accord
ing TO the published
tax lists. you are
one OF the rich men
of your ward.
Jackson - Yes. I
gave I'm everything 1
had. including money
on hand and in hank,
and estimated my
household goods az
what they actually
cost me, as they are
all new.
Johnson Well.
I don't believe any
body else did that.
Still, You have tho
satisfaction OF know
ing you have been
hOneSter than other
people, even II Il did
sost you a little mon
ey. You have retain
ed your own self
respect.
Jackson - Ye-es.
But I'm n thick
skulled. crack brain
ed. wal-eyed. chuck
le-headed. Internal
old idiot. without
sense enough for an
understudy for a
ring-tailed monkey
I'm me.-Chlcago Trib-
une.
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Produces Respect.

you come OF an
old family. BiRsby.
and | suppose you
have a great deal OF
respect for your an
cestors. ="
Yes, indeed one
OF my graR,lfathers
left me So 90 w.
Clev d Plain
Dealer.
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II want you to pre-
scribe for my wife,
dictor."
What's the matter
nth herr'
II don't know. but
/ am sure there IL
something; she went
shopping yesterday i,
md brought home
part OF the money I
gave her. Harper 5
Bazaar.
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W ans Woes.

What Is the mat
ter with herr"
Nervous prostra-
ton"
What caused tip
why. she found
herself in the shop
ping district yester-
day afternoon with
just half n dollar, a
quarter. a dime, two
nickels and four PEN
MES in her purse, and
there wasn't n e9c
bargain 10 be had. +"
Chicago Post.
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VIII Mediate.

Il suppose you and
Your wife will keep
Lent7"
Yes; I'll think Of
he money I've spent
and she will think of
he money she In
tends to spend. -
Chicago Record.
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You didn't marry
that widower with
seven children"
mo: | could have
married the widower
Ill right, hut l could
At make up my mind
10 marry the seven
.hildren." - Chicago
Record.
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First Student You needn't
hide your cigar smoke all
you want 20. ON two days IN
the week the prohibition Is re-
moved. SO far as this hail Is
concerned. and this Is one OF
the days
Second Student Poi Throwing
away his cigar Then don't
care 20 smoke, Chicago Tri-
hune.
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What paper do you
takeT"
1T depends a 1T
tie on which way the
wind blows. Some
lines l take Browns
sometimes I get
Smiths" - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
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when Not 10 sing.

what. singing so early In the
morning" exclaimed the boarding
house landlady. as she encountered
MIR. Marbles In the hail. Don't
you know it's unlucky TO sing be-
fore breakfast"
Perhaps IL Is" replied Mr.. w,
but somehow never feel like
singing after breakfast. Chicago
News.
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Again the Fatal Nums.,.

How many girls did you make
love TO before you met meT'' de-
mandod Mrs, Vick-senn. at the
close OF her long TRADE.
''TwoiveF' aroaned her husband.
"Bnt ] never counted them up un-
III II was too latel"--chlcago Trib-
une.
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cputsed.

He--wfll you share
my lot?
She-No; I don't
like the crop you
will gather from Il.
He--Crop OF what7
She-Wild oats
Chicago News.
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4 Taste for battle.

cousin Phoebe. do you keep
posted on the progress Of woman
Euffrage2"
well. read all about the rows
the women ave."--Dertoit Free
Press
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well. SIR" said
the man who had
Just come from the
concert. II have
heard the most won
ierful violinist in the
world this evening 2"
who Is he?"
i've forgotten his
name. but he didn't
spend much more
than half the time
he was on the stage
n tuning his instru-
ment." - c h | C a x o
rimes-Herald.
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A Glass Too Much,

Museum Manager-You're look
ing bad, old boy. what's the mat
ter
The Giass-eater--i feel slightly
cut up: I'm afraid | took a glass
too much this afternoon. -- Freak.
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Tn. Rough Rider. Last Might.

Mr. Jyner came Ia late.
where have you been7' asked
hts wife
'Out riding he replied.
Riding what
The goat reluctantly admitted
Mr.. Jyner Chicago Tribune.
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Expert.

"How's your new
cook e.
she's great She
cooks prunes SO you
can't tell EN- from
dried peaches. and
she cooks dried
peaches 90 you can Z
tell them from
pruurs b. Tudianap-
oils Journal.