The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1900-09-07
Editorial and Otherwise.

Money makes the mare go.
gossiping man is detestible.
The coatless man has been here all
summer.
Some women will gossip about their
neighbors.
1t takes a divorce Judge to pick we'd
lock.
Unbridled passion sometimes leads to
the halter.
The FOOLS weakness may be the wise
mans strength.
Shot silk is hardly the proper mate
rial for war balloons.
The ice man often slips up on the
weight of his wares.
Industry is born in man, but laziness
is acquired.
Send the DEMocRAr-STAR your orders
for job printing.
The man who is always serious or al
ways merry ,is but half man.
The only terror matrimony has for
some men is the expense account.
Even an ill-mannered person is some.
times compelled to bow to necessity.
The bitterest enmity exists between
those who formerly were the best friends.
A white cloud makes a good parasol,
but black ones makes poor umbrella.
If the north pole is ever discovered it
will put lot Of explorers out of the bus
iness.
A boy should never attempt to wear a
mans hat until his head get its full
growth.
There is mighty little honey gathered
by the bees that buzz in politicians bon.
nets.
The closest companions of some men
seems to be the fault that is constantly
found with them.
We are all creatures of habit. DO a
man one favor and you are very likely
to do him another.
Musicians as class, are honorable
men, yet they don't hesitate to employ
sharps in their business.
When two blockheads are married
they don't have to wait for their wooden
wedding.
The amateur piano player stands q
better chance to become infamous than
I famous.
1t is the simplest thing in the world to
extract teeth without pain-to the dem
tist.
No doubt the man who sells bicycles
for living looks upon them as wheels
of fortune.
No matter how much they decrease in
width, the dudes trousers are in crease
all the time.
The man who thinks he is unusually
wise, is usually considered fool by
others.
The average man puts greater value
upon favor he bestows than upon one
he receives.
When man gives his satanic majesty
his due it is usually at the expense Of
his creditors.
When out of breath you can catch 1t
! quicker by standing still than by run
ming after it.
An Ohio woman calls her husband
"poorest rule" because he won't even
work one way.
There is always room at the top, but
the careless youth never reaches it.
When marriage engagement Is
broken 1t is another matrimonial failure.
Many q straightforward man is occa-
sionally to be seen on pleasure bent.
A fiddle is violin and an inferior ho-
tel is also vile inn.
Many man looks upon marriage as
an institution that enables him to put
his property in his wife's name.
A special census Of the capitol city Of
jackson gives that city only a popula-
tion Of $3.50. Meridian beats that out Of
sight.
The car of Russia's suite consists La
persons, Of whom seventy-three are gen.
eral and seventy-six extra aids-decamp
When thoroughly domestic woman
looks.psrticularly serene and happy, II
means that she has just taken fine
. baking Of bread out Of the oven.
When girl marries a LID Ie old five
cent man, after all her fussing, and drops
out Of sight, people laugh quietly, anc
b then 60 ahead with their work.
~. Individualism would lift all to tn,
vel Of the higher. Socialism woult
l|fag all down to the level Of the lowest
Individualism is progress and life. So
. cislism is stagnstion and death. .
The real difference In men is not wan
/ Of opportunity, but in want Of capacit.
u to odiscern opportunity and power to taxi
advantage Of opportunity.
Have your Job Printing done at tn
!. DEMocRAT-6TAR Office II you want goo'
:, stock and artistic printing at prices h
n suit the times.
3 There are In every state more honest
upright men than knaves and scoun
drels. Honor and integrity are In tn
majority everywhere II they choose Il
assert themselves
The "hobos" have put out . nations
ticket They oppose trusts and al lsbo
1 organisations, and want free beer an
= tfree railroads.
Among the historic property destroye
BY the recent fire in the Charleston nav
30 yard was the cutter, which was save