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An Adventure.

Three smPt young men and three nice
girls
All lovers true as steel
Decided in a friendly way
To spend the day awheel. E.,
They started in the early morn, j.
And nothing seemed amiss:
And when they reached the leafy lane
They in like
rode tWos this!
They wandered by the verdant dale,
Beside the ripping rill:
The sun shone brightly all the while:
They heard the song birds trill.
They sped through many a woodland
glade,
The world was full of bliss
And when they rested in the shade
Theysat intwos likethis!
The sun went down and evening came.
A lot too soon, they said:
Too long they tarried on the way,
The clouds grew black o'erhead; Ill.,
Down dashed the rain! They homeward
flew,
Till one unlucky miss
Slipped sideways-Crash! Great Scot!
The lot
Observation-Disclosures
California Courier.
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Aphori.ms OF ". J. sttllman.

prefer sailing ship to q steamer
one pleasant companion is worth a
shipload of commonplace fellow voy-
ayers.
It is not the form of the government
but the character of the governed
which makes the difference between
governments.
1t becomes incomprehensible to me.
as my own life wanes, how l could
ever have found pleasure in taking the
lives Of other creatures, filling their
did.
The educated soul pays the penalty
of ignorance, but there is no consola-
tion in reL Lentance.-Atlantic Monthly.
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Rat for tho Bowels.

No matter what ails you. headache
IN a cancer, you will never get we'll
until your bowels are put right.
CASCARETS help nature, cure you
without a grippe or pain, produce easy
natural movements, cost you Just ~
cents to start getting your health pacK.
CASCARETS Candy Cathartfc, tho
genuine, put up in metal boxes, every
tablet has c. G. G. stamped on It. BE-
ware of limitations.
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Homeseekers' Excursions

via Chicago & Eastern Illinois Railroad.
On the first and third Tuesdays Of July
and August the Chicago & Eastern Illi-
nois Railroad will place on sale Home
seekers excursion tickets to yarious !n
Georgia, Kentucky Louisiana, Mississ-
ippi, Missouri. North Carolina, South
Carolina, Tennessee. Texas.
Tickets are limited on going trip fif-
teen days from date of sale with stop
over privileges in Homeseeker's terri
tory. Returning tickets are limited
twenty-one days from date Of sale.
Remember that we now have in ser.
vice a new wide vestibuled train between
Chicago and Waco and Fort Worth,
Texas. leaving Chicago daily at 1:50 p.
free reclining chair cars. For further
particulars call on or address any agent
Chicago & Eastern Illinois Railroad. or
c. l.. Stone, G. r. & +. A., Chicago.
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World to End This Year.

This is the recent decision Of one Of
the societies of the world, and While
there are few people who believe this
prediction, there are thousands OF oth-
ers who not only believe, but know that
Hostetters Stomach Bitters will cure
dyspepsia, Indigestion, constipation or
liver and kidney troubles. A trial will
certainly convince.
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Seasonable.

Brassie-What were you doing lug
ging that bundle of sticks on the links
yesterday afternoon?
Foozle-Well. I have come to the
conclusion that it is just as good ex-
ercise carrying the sticks as to follow
the ball over the field with only an
occasional muscular effort. so I make
4the caddie do the hitting and I carry
the bag.-Boston Transcript.
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An Old TdeR..

"Dese hoss'less kerridges amt so
much" said Mr.. Erastus Pinkly.
.Dey's all de talk" replied Miss NIL
ami Brown.
"Co'se dey is. But it's back-num-
her scheme, What were de first steam
ship but a muleless canalboat!
Washington Star.
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wnen sne Gets Home From the Club.
''You are not one Of those men who
find fault with the cooking at homer
NO" answered Mr.. Meekton,
don't exactly find fault, but occasional
~ do feel called upon to apologize for
the way things taste when Henrietta
gets. home from the club. You see, l
never could learn to make good coffee"
Washington Star.
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FULLY EQUIPPED.

Star.
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Applicant am here In answer to
your advertisement for life insurance
solicitor.
Manager-Well, 1 have no doubt Of
your ability, but hear you have
served term in the bridewell?
Applicant-Yes, that's true. I licked
a chap that wouldn't insure in my
company.
Manager-You may begin work at
once.
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His Honor Fishes. Also.

His Honor Fishes. Also.
Judge-The charge against you is
drunk and disorderly What have yoo
to say
Prisoner (eagerly)-I was fishing.
and
Judge (eagerly)-What luck?
(The prisoner talks volubly for five
minutes, while the face of the judge
gradually hardens.)
discharged on the charge of drunk.
enEess and held for perjury"
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1t Nonplussed Her.

Mrs. Malaprop-And then, after all,
when got to the convention hall the
man at the doorssaid: Sorry, madam.
but you can't get into the hall without
q ticket
Mrs. Gabbil-Gracious, what did you
do then?
Mrs. Malaprop-1 didn't know what
to do. I was completely ne plus
Philadelphia Press.
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Strange Liquor to Him.

AT one Of our commercial hotels, a
stout, red-faced gentleman, in white
beaver, blue coat and buff vest, offered
to wager a sovereign that he could
close his eyes and, simply by taste,
name any kind Of liquor in the house;
The bet was taken, and the process of
wirning or losing was commenced at
once.
"That is genuine brandy" said the
tat gentleman, tasting from a wine
glass, ''and this-this is whisky" and
so on.
At this a wag poured out a glass of
water, which he handed to the connois'
seur.
"This -this-is-'" saio
he, tasting it again; "by thunder! gen.
tlemen. I've lost the bet! l never tast-
ed this liquor before"-Spare Moments.
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A Prodigy.

my boy Jimmie, aged 9, is a corker
in psychological it's only his Sec
ond term at it, too"
q Indeed"
eyes. The other day he said he
was certain that the higher moral in
fluence had nothing to do with my
being good citizen"
'.Then how did he account for it,"
1He said I was afraid of the police!"
7Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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TIncertninty.

"No, he hasn't proposed yet" sighed
Genevieve.
We suggested that the fellow DOUBT
1ess knew when he was we'll of.
''No; suspect the trouble IS ne
doesn't know when I'm we'll of, the
way papa is plunging in pork!. said
the beautiful girl, With a sad smile.
All, love was indeed great msytery.
Chicago Tribune.
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Death Of Cookroaches.

One of the bulletins Of the Depart
ment of Agriculture mentions a simple
Australian remedy for cockroaches. 1t
consists in feeding the insects upon q
mixture of flour and plaster of Paris
which, it is said, they greedily devour.
The plaster of Paris "sets" after they
have swallowed it, and that is the end
Of fem.
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A Prodigy.

"My boy, Jimmie, aged nine, is q
corker in psychology-and it's only his
second term at it, too"
'Indeed?"
eyes. The other day he said that he
was certain the higher moral influence
had nothing to do with my being a
good citizen"
GLOW did he account for it?'
''He said I was afraid of the police" "
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Are You Using Aliens Foot-Eases
1t is the only cure for Swollen,
-Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
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An Old Idea.

"Dese hoss'less kerriges amt so
much," said Mr.. Erastus Pinkly.
"Dey's all de talk" replied Miss Hi
ami Brown.
Goose dey is. But it's back-num-
ber scheme. What were de fust steam
ship but muleless canal-boat?"-
Washington Star.
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One on Her.

Here's the clockmaker come to fix
our sitting-room clock" said the fun
ny mans wife; won't you go up and
get it for him?"
why, it isn't up stairs, is it," re-
piled he, lazily.
"Of course it is. Where did you
think it was?"
"Oh, I thought it had run down.
Philadelphia Press.
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Sarcastic,

Wife (reading)-Another mysterious
suicide-unknown man throws himself
from cliff.
Husband (thoughtlessly)-Bet his
wife was at the bottom of it.
Wife-Charles!
Husband (hurriedly)-Of the cliff,
my love; not the suicide.-Collier's
Weekly.
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Tnn Snnnh.

IT see you're advertising for a boy.
How'll I do?"
"You look all right. How are your
teeth?"
"My teeth? They're perfectly sound.
You can look at 'em."
"Yes, 1 see. Well, you won't do. l
want boy who will take part OF his
nav in dental work. rk."-Chicago Tribune.
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Prospects of Pleasure.

frObpecCY OF T1eHBures
Hogan-It is glad am that. they
nominated Teddy. 1t is the good
fightin' man he is.
Grogan-Yis, an, be gorry, it is
many a good fight we can. how over
the proper way his name !: be pro-
nounced.-Indianapolis News.
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Iad,sa Can Wear Shoes.

Ono si,e smaller after using Allen's Foot
Ease, a powder. 1t makes tight or new
ohoes easy. Cures swollen, hot, sweating,
aohing feet, ingrowing nails, corns and
bunions. All druggists and shoe stores
30. Trial package FREE by mail. Ao'
dreas Allen g. Olmsted. LIE Roy, NY.
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Avoiding Risks.

Attcndant-You have to pay for youl
soda water before you drink it.
Thirsty Patron-What's that for?
You amt making it any more poison
Gus than usual, are you?-Chicago Rec
ord
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Game of Chance.
A man met a bull in a field.

A man met bull in field.
"1'll toss you. to see who stays" said
the bull.
He tossed and the man lost,
The moral is that it is never safe to
indulge in games of chance, especially
when all the odds are against you.-
Philadelphia North American.
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PATENTS.
fist Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Narthvesfern Inventors.

List of Patents Issued Last week ~
Northwestern Inventors.
George E. Corey, Madison, Mimi,
check rein attachment; Leon ID. HOW.
ard, Marston, S. D., sulky attachment
for harrows; William l.. Hull. Alpha,
Mimi, post extractor; Joseph D. Lew
Is. st. Paul, Mimi, garment supporter
Irving e. Quist, Atwater, Mimi, ao,
Unstable eccentric or gear; Danlel
Swenson, Twin Valley, Minn., hos
catcher.
N~win, Lothrop 4 johnson. Patent Attor: As,
nsya OH 4 Oh Pioneer Prsss Bldg. y. eeW
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Quite Reasonable.

"Freddy, tell pa what you want for
your birthday"
ooh, pa, want a tent in the back
yard, an gun, an a grea' big cigar
store Injun."-Indianapol Journal.
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Each package of PUTNAM FADE
LESS DYES colors either Silk, Wool
or Cotton perfectly.
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ST. MARY'S ACADEMY
NOTRE DAME, INDIANA

NOTRE DAME, INDIANA
Conducted by the Sisters of the Holy
Cross. Chartered 1856. Thorough Eng
lish and Classical education. Regular
Collegiate Degrees.
In Preparatory Department students
carefully prepared for Collegiate course.
Physical and Chemical Laboratories we'll
equipped. Conservatory of Music and
School of Art. Gymnasium under direc.
ton of graduate Of Boston Normal School
Of Gymnastics. Catalogue free. The 10th
year opens Sept. 4, 1900. Address,
DIRECTRESS OF THE ACADEMY,
s.. Msry's Academy. Notre Dame. Indiaoa
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Remove the causes that make your hair lifeles
and gray with PARKKR's HAIR BALsAN.
HIHpHRcoRN's, the best cure for corns 15cts
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TO persevere in ones duty and be ST.
lent is the best answer to calumny.-
George Washington.
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Many a woman has secured life
long job by marrying man to reform
him.
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Have you ever experienced the Joyful sensa-
tion Of good appetite? You will II you chow
Adams Pepsin TutN Frutti.
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A Discrepancy.

This thing they call moneys mystery
stern.
The study-there's no way of ending
it.
It's something that takes days of toll
ing to earn,
But a minutes sufficient for spend
ing it.
Washington Star.
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The man who never forgets that he
is q gentleman also remembers that
there are others.-Chicago News.
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces IN
dsmmation says pain. cures Wind collie. Csc bottle
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People who want to be wept with
ought to confide their troubles to the
town crier.
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lam sure Pisos 8 cure for Consumption save
my life three years ago.-Mrs. THos. ROBBINS
Maple Street, Norwich, n Y, Feb. II, 1900.
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Not Funny to Plunksley.

First Politician-Old Plunksley wants
the nomination, and he's ready to tap
his barrel.
give him a run for his money.-Puck
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Stop Your Hair from Falling.
dsndrnfF and keen hair from fallins. Il .oo.
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Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a constitutional cure. Price, 75c.

England sold to foreign countries
338 steamers and 266 sailing vessels in
1899.
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There is no friendship, no love, like
that of parent for child.-H. w. Beech
er.
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A Modern Example.

A Modern Example.
Nodd-I wonder If miracles will ever
happen again?
Todd-One happened at my house
only the other day. A thunderbolt
struck within a few feet of my wife
and she was speechless for thirty min
utes.-Detrsit Free Press.
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To quiet a crying infant, put it in a
baby carriage and keep the bawl roll.
ing.
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FITS Permanently Cured. Nonts nervousness after
drst days of DR.. Klines Great Nerve Kestorer.
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
In r. d. KANE, Ltd. 93l Arch ST., Philadelphia Pa.
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rh. cornfed PHILOSOPHER.

KTact," said the Cornfed Philoso-
oher, ''is best shown by its lack in
the person who asks a newspaper poet
IL he isn't reporter. r."-Indianapolis
Press -
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TwINE Shipped on Telegraph Orders

At 81c for NEW Standard and 1OXc for Ma
nila Mixed
Providing your banker or express agent tele.
graphs us that the amount has been deposited
subject to our order. Our twine IL guaranteed to
give you satisfaction Although our stock is get.
ting low, we expect to be able 70 have sufficient
TO FILL ALL ORDERS. Telegraph or write
US at once T. NJ. Roberts supply House.
Minneapolis, MINI.
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whats that man doing up there,
pa? Is he near-sighted, and wants to
know what time it is?"-Fliegende
Blaetter.
Talking About Weeds.

Talking About Weeds.
"She's a mighty pretty girl and has
a lot of money. Wonder what her
father is? Must be landed propri-
etor. for he's always talking about hay
and straw and such things"
"Cigar manufacturer, probably!"-
Heitere Welt.
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EDUCATIONAL,
THE UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAk'E,
DAME, INDIANA,

NOTRE DAME, INDIANA,
Classics. Letters, Economics and History
Journalism, Art, Science, Pharmacy, Law
Civil, nechanical and Electrical Engineering,
Architecture.
Thorough Preparatory and Commercial
Courses Ecclesiastical students at special rates:
Rooms Free. Junior or Senior Year, Collegiate
Courses. Rooms to Rent, moderate charges.
St. Edwards Hail, for boys under 13.
The 57th Year will open September 4th. 1900
Catalogues Free. Address
REV. A. MORRISSEY. G. s. C., President.
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Half the misery in this world comes
from having too little courage or too
much.
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- That Accounts for 1t.

Gerald wonder how Ananias got
such reputation as a liar?
Geraldine-I suppose he told Sap
phira she was the only girl he had
ever loved.-Harper's Bazar. -
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Exact.
Miss Sentiment-Were you ever dis
appointed in love?
Eligible widower-Two and a half
times.
Miss Sentiment-Two and a halt
times?
Eligible widower-Yes; twice mar
ried and once rejected.-Omaha Bee.
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DIR. j. H. RINDLAUB, Specialist
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. ID.
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A Theatrical Haunt.

II suppose in your varied theatric i
experience" said the matinee GIL,
"you have seen life in all the big cit
les. What is your favorite haunt?"
"Well, really, 'haunts' are not my
speciality" replied Mr.. Barnes-Tormer,
although once did play the ghost in
Hamlet. Detroit Free Press.
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Important to Mothers.

Fifteen hundred dozen hats day is
the output Of Yonkers IN. ~ fact
ory.
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Moonlight nights are too bright for
| burglars and for lovers.
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will promptly set z'igRif5 If
excessive or irregular
write to Mi:S- Pi1kha7a.
Lynn, Mass,- for advice,
Evidence ah0ux,hS fhaf
Mrs. Pif,khaxn1,S advice
and medicine have for
many years beer, helping
w0zs,ey, TO be sfr0ng. K0
other advice is SO lzss-
vas.yingly accurate, no
other medicine has such
q record of cure.
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Hotel Attractions.

eyes, he started hotel, and he's
made a hit, too. You know the old
established place across the street ad-
vertised itself as "a hotel without the
discomforts of home '"-Philadelphia
Press. j
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Not always high-liver-the balloon
fst.
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Painful
Periods

are overcome by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
COMPOUND.
Fifty thousand happy
women testify to this in
grateful letters to Mrs.
Pfnkl5az,1.
MenSfruafi0n is q
severe strain or, a W0-
mans vitality. IF II is
painful something is
wrong which
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Suspicious.
What did the teacher tell about to-
day?" asked the boy who had run
away from school.
"About Samson and the way lady
cut his hair answered the boy. Il
don't believe it. It's another of the
stories these Schley people have got
ten up."-Washington Star.
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His Idea of 1t.
Mamma Ito Bobby, just returned
from an afternoon party)-What kind
of refreshments did you have. dear?
Bobby-Liquid.
Mamma-Liquid?
Bobby-Yes; us fellers all skipped
out and went swimmin'.-Puck.
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Lydia E. pinkham', Vegetable Compound
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-04-19
ROMANCE OF AN EGG.

For a full-fedged romance to hatch
from a common hens egg is a rather
extraordinary occurrence, but this IS
what has transpred as the result of an
idle action of IA pretty Iowa girl and
the mystery-loving nature of a govern
ment employee in Cuba, the egg acting
as a means of Introduction.
The opening chapter of the romance
dates from last summer, when the egg
reached Miss Lizzie Gilday, clerk IN
an egg-exporting establishment in Fort
Dodge, Iowa. During period of rest
Miss Gilday inscribed her name and
address ON large white egg with In
delible ink. 1t was shipped with a big
consignment to New York dealer,
and made "a part of one Of the first
shipments of American eggs to Cuba.
The egg at last came into the posses
sion of Charles p. H. Smith, one of the
United States civil-Seryice men at
Guines, and he noticed the address.
He wrote to Miss Gilday and in due
season received reply. The cores
pondence thus opened continued. pic
lures were exchanged and the romance
deyeloi ed.
In the near future Mr.. Smith will
journey to Iowa, and as soon as ar
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-04-19
Shin OF Ice.

Some idea of the fearful storms on
the Black sea can be gained from the
picture of the ice-covered ship Ingor,
recently wrecked in the bay of Novo-
rossisk. The harbor appears to be a
veritable haven of rest, says a CORE
spondent, but wind-storms of terrific
violence sweep over it in winter time,
and when accompanied by rain or
snow, woe betide the unhappy vessel
that hopes to find shelter within the
bar. When the lngor was anchored in
Novorossisk bay one of these periodi-
cal storms descended. The wind was
so strong that no one could walk on
deck, and when the snow fell it froZe
immediately-decks maSts, rigging,
ropes and spars were covered with ice.
The very spray froZe as it dashed
against the sides of the ship, making
the vessel look more like an iceberg
than anything else. The passengers
and crew were all saved the next morn
ing, but the chief officer died later from
the effects of the exposure.-Ne York
Mail and Express.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-04-19

ago. He went through the civil war as
an army surgeon and then settled
down to the practice of medicine in the
little town of Dwight, Ill. According
to his own story, he devoted all his
energies to the study of drunkenness
as a disease, and after numerous ex
periments devised what he termed
cure. He opened a sanitarium at
Dwight and patients soon began flock
ing to il. Controversies ragged about
his cure Many physicians scolfed al
it. But the remarkable faith shown in
him by large majority who had TAX
en- his cure soon brought about d
change in public opinion concerning
him, and he became an object of re-
spectful professional consideration not
withstanding that his treatment was
in part secret, in violation of the code
of medical ethics.
The graduates of his institute
formed Kelley association and held
reunions, publicly proclaiming to the
world their victories over the demon OF
intcmperance through the gold cure.
Some famous men were among them.
Branch institutions were established,
and their members increased rapidly
all over the country. 1t long since be-
came apparent that in the gold cure
DR.. Kelley had struck a gold mine.
His estate was valued at Sl.000,00O.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-04-19
1t Is Not HypocrIsy.

1t is not difficult to conceive, Dr..
Johnson once said, that man writes
much better than he lives. 1t is much
easier to design than to perform. A
man proposes his schemes of life in
state of abstraction and disengage-
ment, exempt from the enticements of
hope, the solicitations of affection, the
opportunities of appetite, or the de-
pressions of fear, and is in the same
state with him that teaches upon the
land the art of navigation, to whom
the sea is always smooth and the wind
always prosperous. Nothing is more
unjust, however common, than to
charge with hypocrisy him that ex-
presses zeal for those virtues which he
neglects to practice; since he may be
sincere, convinced of the advantages
of conquering his passions, without
having yet obtained the victory, as a
man may be confident of the advan-
tages of voyage or journey without
having courage or industry to under
take it. and yet may honestly recon-
mend to others those attempts which
he neglects himself.