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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
AHappy Escape For Al.

The electric and the Home telephone
wires got crossed at 1890 o'clock Mon
day morning and the current ran into
the central office of the telephone sys-
tenn and flashed furiously over the
switch board, making a pyrotechnical
display that momentarily frightened
the very pleasant and usually self.
possessed ladies in charge, but they
recovered their conposure almost in.
stantly. The Telegram is glad to note
their good fortune in escaping with.
out a single mark to mar their beauty,
and their delicate hands handle the
keys as nimhly as Of yore.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
A Runaway elrI COMMITTEE.

A fifteen year old daughter Of Mrs.
Fannie Plum, Of Grafton, was com
mitted this week to the Girls Indus
trial School at Salem. Three weeks
ago the incorrlglble girl Runaway from
home, but she was arrested near Fair.
mont, Saturday evening, on q warrant
sworn out by Der mother. Mrs. Plum
also signed the necessary papers to
place her in the school at Salem.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
Post Office Store Broken Into.

Burglars carried of 500 worth Of
goods last Friday night from the store
at Ellenboro in which was the post
office. Post Office inspectors and secret
service men are working on the case
with a view to apprehend the guilty
parties, not because Of anything being
taken from the post office itself, but
because it is against the federal stat
utes to break into building contain.
ing the post office, The post office,
itself, was not disturbed.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
TRIED TO BURN WYATT OUT,
Fire Discovered at his back door at 8
O'Clock In the morning.

AT 3 o'clock Wednesday morning
Mrs. Lewis, roomer, discovered lot
Of old clothes atire just outside OF the
rear hall door Of the brick building ON
Mechanic street owned by b. f. Shut
tleworth and occupied by A. II. Wyatt
and family. She Immediately aroused
Mr.. Wyatt, who soon quenched the
flames with water taken from a rain
tub. The blaze is believed TO have
been Of incendiary origin.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
An Excellent Dominic.

The school at Romines Mills, taught
by NJ. d. Teter, of Oral, closed Friday
night with an entertainment consist
ing of recitations, dialogues, etc. The
term has been the largest, best attend
ed and most successful thatcommuni-
ty has ever had, and the trustees and
patrons generally allude to Mr.. Teter's
faithful and efficient efforts with
loudest praises.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
Has Served His Time

Scott johnson, colored, incarcerated
In jail July %, 1899, upon commit
ment by Squire d. W. Kemper, OF
Brown, and tried, convicted and SEN
fenced to six months IN jail at the
September term of circuit court, for
shooting P. L. shriner, a Short Line
blacksmith, was released this Friday
morning, having served his time out.
Easter cards, any design, neatly
printed at this otlce.
Miss May overfeld is visiting at her
home in Barbour county.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
OLD DOLAN MINES SOLD
To Hutchinson & Co., who will Operate
there at once.

Hutchinson s. Co., Of Fairmont,
have purchased Of the Horsett heirs
the Dolan mines and coal territory Of
10 acres lying just east Of Wolf sum
nit and willbperate the same at once.
Surveyors are already making sur
yey preparatory to the construction Of
an adequate side track. The purchase
price is said to have been sl25 an acre.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16

The W. c. T. U. had a very success,
full meeting at the Baptist church
March ID, a full account OF which we
would be delighted TO give had we the
space. Their next session VIII be at
COT Chapel, Friday night, March Is,
which they expect to make a general
mass meeting and all interested in the
cause are invited.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
Frank FIanagan's Brother Dead.

Thomas Flanagan, a brother Of Capt.
Frank Flanagan, Of this city, died
Monday morning at his late home at
Grafton at 81 years Of age. The fun.
eral took place at the Grafton Catholic
church Wednesday morning.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
Hunt by Fall Of Slate.

A German miner at Plnnlckinnick
mines No. was rather painfully hurt
at O'Clock Monday morning by a fan
Of slate. He received scalp wound,
and his right shoulder and arm and
hip we're bruised.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16

George Harmon, clerk at the Glen
Elk hotel, died at Bridgeport wednes.
day morning Of measles and was
buried Thursday. He was about q
years old and leaves a wife.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16

The funeral Of Mrs. Geo. Watson, Of
Monongah, took place at the Catholic
church here Thursday morning at $3.50
and interment was made in Holy
Cross cemetery.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16

''Safe bind, safe find" Fortlfy
yourself by taking Hoods SarsapariIla.
now and be sure of god health for
months to come.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16

Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUNINE
TABLRrs. All druggists refund the
money If 1t fails to cure. EW.Groye's
signature on every box. &c. 49-6m-2.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
PREVENTED A TRAGEDY.

Timely information given Mrs. Get.tge
Long, of New Straitsville. Ohio, pre-
vented a dreadful tragedy and saved
two lives. A frightful cough had long
kept her awake every night. She had
tried many remedies and doctors, but
steadily grew worse until urged to try
wholly cured her. and she writes this
marvellous medicine also cured MI.
Long Of a severe attack of Pneumonia.
Such cures are positive proof of the
matchless merit Of this grand remedy
for curing all throat, chest and lung
troubles. Only SOC and $1.00. Every bot
tie guaranteed. Trial bottles free at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
The Next Vice President.

This is the question now agitating the
minds of our leading politicians. and
while several prominent men have been
suggested, the final selection will I'M
doubtedty be the man who will serve
the party interests to the best advan-
tage. This is also true Of medicine.
When your stomach becomes weak and
you suffer from dyspepsia, indigestion,
constipation and flatulency or when in
need of a medicine to build up your sys-
TENOR restore your appetite, you. will
make no mistake, if you try that SOW
ereign remedy, Hostetter's Stomach Bit-
tiers. IL is backed up by fifty years of
cures, and is recommended by many
prominent physicians. 1t is also an ex-
cellent medicine for malaria, fever and
ague, and can be had of any druggist.
BE sure to give il a trial.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
STORY OF A SLAVE.

To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains of disease is the worst
form of slavery. George d. Williams,
of Manchester, Mich, tells how such a
slave was made free. He says: my
wife has been so helpless for five years
that she could not turn over in bed
alone. After using two bottles of Elec-
trio Bitters, she is wonderfully i'm
proved and able to do her own work."
This supreme remedy for female dis
eases quickly cures nervousness, sleep
lessness, melancholy, headache, back
ache, fainting and dizzy spells. This
miracle working medicine is a godsend
to weak, sickly, rundown people. Every
bottle guaranteed. Only so cents. Sold
by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
FREE OF r

Any adult suffering from a cold settled
IN the breast, bronchitis, throat or
lung troubles of any nature, who will
call at Ireland's Drug Store will be pre-
sented with a sample bottle Of Bosch
ee's German Syrup, free Of charge. On
ly one bottle given to one person, and
none to children without order from
parents. No throat or lung remedy ev-
er had such a sale as Boschee's German
Syrup in all parts of the civilized world.
Twenty years ago millions of bottles
were given away, and your druggists
will tell you it's success was marvellous.
It is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi-
clans. One rs cent bottle will Ire or
prove it's value. Sold by dealers in all
civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
pEcos VALLEY { NORTHEASTERN aY
Central Time)

Central Ttme)
Train No. / leaves Carlsbad at 2:20 a.
m. Arrives at Roswell at $50 a. m;
Amarillo, 1850 a. M, connecting with
the A.. T. & 8. F. and the Colorado and
Southern.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily at
1850 p. m. Arrives at Roswell at $40
a. M; Carlsbad at 1885 p. m.
Train No. 6 leaves Carlsbad at Z a. m.
Arrives at Pecos at 11:05 a. m.
Train No. 8 (mixed) daily, leaves Por-
tales at 1928 a. m. Arrives at Amarillo
at 1855 p. m.
Train No. 4 (mixed) daily, leaves
Amarillo at Z a. m. Arrives at Portales
at 2:25 p. M, and at Roswell at 1888 pm.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oaks and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, N M,
daily except Sunday 1T Z .. m.
For low rates, for information regard.
ing the resources Of this valley, price.
Of lands, ETC., address
General Manager,
Roswell, N. d.
4. ". NA1TINDELL,
0sr. xrk and Pass Agent,
Amarillo. Tex. and Roswell, n. =.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
REWARE OF A COUGH.

A cough is not a disease, but a symp-
tom. Consumption and bronchitis,
which are the most dangerous and ia
tai diseases, have for their first indica-
ton a persistent cough, and if properly
treated as soon as this cough appears
are easily cured. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy has proven wonderfully sue
~cessful, and gained it's wide reputation
and extensive sale by its success in cur
ing the diseases which cause coughing.
If it is not beneficial 1t will not cost you
a cent. For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
AUGUST FLOWER.

ut is q surprising fact" says Prof.
Houton, that In my travels in all parts
of the world, for the last ten years, ]
have met more people having used
Green's August Flower than any other
remedy, for dyspepsia, deranged liver
and stomach, and for constipation.
find for tourists and statesmen, or for
persons filing office positions, where
headaches and general bad feelings
from irregular habits exist, that Green's
August Flower Is a grand remedy. 1t
loes not injure the system by frequent
use, and is excellent for III stomachs
and Indigestion" Sample bottles free
at Ireland's Drug Store. Sold by deal
ars in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21

j. @. Hood, Justice of the Peace, Cros-
by, Miss, makes the following state
ment: II can certify thai One Minute
Cough Cure will do all that is claimed
for it. My wife could not get her breath
and the first dose Of 1t relieved her. 1t
has also benefited my whole family" 1t
acts Immediately and cures coughs,
colds, Group, grippe, bronchitis, asthma
and all throat and lung troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. U

Acker's English Remedy in any case OF
coughs, colds or Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
A Specimen,

The lo~ng-haired passenger entered the
railway lunch room, and, after wiping
his spectacles on his coatsleeve, care
fully adjusted them and proceeded to
look over the array of exhibits.
How much for this? he asked, as he
picked up a sandwich.
Fifteen cents, replied the proprietor.
Well, I'll take it, replied the l.. h p, as
he pulled out a silk handkerchief and
began to carefully wrap it up. I've
been a student Of geology, for many
years, but this is certainly the most
wonderful case of putrifaction l ever
struck.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
1T is with a good deal of pleasure and

1T is with a good deal Of pleasure and
satisfaction that I recommend Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy" says Druggist A. w. Saw
telle, of Hartford, Conn. "a lady GUS
toner, seeing the remedy exposed for
sale on my showcase, said to me: I
really believe hat medicine saved my
life the past summer while at the Shore
and she became SO enthusiastic over its
merits that I at once made up my mind
to recommend it in the future. Recently
a gentleman came into my store so ov-
ercome with collie pains that he sank
at once to the floor. I gave him a dose
Of this remedy, which helped him. I
repeated the dose, and in fifteen minutes
he left my store smiling, informing me
that he felt as well as ever. Sold by
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21

Biliousness Is a condition character
lied by a disturbance of the digestive
organs. The stomach is debilitated, the
liver torpid, the bowels constipated.
There is a loathing Of food, pains in the
bowels, dizziness, coated tongue and
vomiting, first Of the undigestcd or
partly digested food and then of bile.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's allay the disturbances Of the stom-
nch and create a healthy appetite. They
also tone up the liver to a healthy &C.
ton and regulate the bowels. Try them
and you are certain to be much pleased
with the result. For sale by A. c. Ire
land.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache, Pains in various parts
Of the body, Sinking at the pit of the
stomach, Loss Of appetite, Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences Of impure blood. No matter
how it became so, 1t must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has failed to cure
Scrofulous or Syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. 1t Is certainly a
wonderful remedy. and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
THE PECOs SYSTEM.
Pecos valley D Morthsastsrn Ry
pecos D Northern Texas Ry.
peoos River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, In the way Of rates,
time and shipping conveniences. Good
water and shipping pens at all principal
points.
Excellent pasturage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line.
Full particulars promptly furnished
upon application To-
E. w. M~ARTINDELL, D. H. N1CI OILS,
Actg. G. F. & P. A. General Mgr
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
Got It in The Neck.

Barnes former, the Eminent TRACE
dian-How much is in the house?
The Manager-Three dollars and
eighty five cents.
Barnes Tormer-Let it be given out
that I am suffering with throat trouble
and cannot appear.
Throat trouble?"
Yes, fellow! Have they not given me
it in the neck?-Indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
In Good Hands.

Consumptive Cat health resort)-So
you make a speciality Of caring for in
valids.
Landlady-Yes, indeed. Ilet out fur
nished rooms, my husband is a doctor,
and I have a brother here in the un-
dertaking business. = Chicago Inter
OCEAN
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
Nothing Stronger Than Coffee.

The Rev. DR.. Queen, observing the
%janitor wabbling about uncertainty on
the new wheel in the street in front of
the church, called out:
George, do you ever take a header?
mo Doctah Queen, replied George,
with visible indignation, | nevan take
nothin' strongah n cawfee!"-Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
1T SAVED HIS LEG.

P. A. Danforth, Of La Grange. Ca,
suffered intensely for six months with
a frightful running sore IN his leg, but
writes that Bucklen's Arnica Salve
wholly cured it in ten days. For Ulcers,
Wounds, Burns, Boils, Pain or Piles it's
the best salve in the world. Cure guar
anteed. Only Csc. Sold by Fischer &
Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
The Ripper Choice,

Aunt Prue-Marry Fastina! Why,
she has been engaged four or five
times every season since she came
outl
Dormy-I know 1t, aunt; to have
been my wife's first love would, of
course, be q satisfaction; but to be
her last IL a Enthusiastically
Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21

Miss Florence Newman, who has been
l great sufferer from muscular rheu-
matism, says Chamberlain's Pain Balm
Is the only remedy that affords her re-
lief. Miss Newman Is a much respected
resident of the village of Gray, N. r,
and makes this statement for the bene-
1t Of others similarly afflicted. This lin
iment Is for sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
Mere Curiosity.

Stranger-1 noticed your advertise
ment in the paper this morning for a
mar to retail imported canaries.
Proprietor of Bird Store-Yes, sir.
Are you looking for a job?
S~tranger-Oh, no, l merely had o curl
osity to know how the canaries lost
their tails. -Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
Read The NeWsparars.

"See, the sheriff is asleep, said the
first convict, let us Jump from the train.
No, we cannot jump now, objected
the second convict. The train is not
yet running sixty miles an hour.
This shows that even the criminal
classes read the newspapers and have
an idea of the propriety of conforming
can .f.# #-...."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
Would Do The Assessor.

Yabslsy-What would you do if you
had a million dollars a year?
Mudge-The assessor, of course.
From the foregoing the casual reader
may learn that in America, where ever
the lowest has a chance to rise, the
great middle class is fully alive to and
able to assume the plain duties inherent
in the possession of wealth Indiana,
polls Press,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21

Mrs. De Silke-I wish to give
memorial of some kind to the church,
in memory of a relative. What would
you suggest?
Struggling Pastor-A-er-an ap-
propriately decorated - er - new
church furnace, madam, and a-a few
tons Of coaL.-N. Y. Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21

When . man goes into politics it seems
to give his past life insomnia.
AS . rule, the abused mother-fn-law
can make better strawberry shortcake
than her daughter.
II 1t were not for housekeeping In
April and May, the whole world would
go deranged trying to write spring
poetry.
Labor Is noble; but Of two ancestors
people generally brag most on the one
who enjoyed life on money he did not
have to earn.--Indianapolis JOURNAL.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21

"Irl have to ask you to take back this
|pasrot," said the domestic-looktng man.
'"He swears."
i4Nuch?" asked the dealer.
Well, my wife and her mother say he
swears dreadfully, and her kid brother
says he wears beautifully. Would you
call that much?"-Ipdianapolis Press.
w. q. Musser. Millheim. Pa, saved the
life Of his little girl by giving her One
Minute Cough Cure when she was dying
from Group. It IL the only harmless rem
edy that gives immediate results. It
quickly cures coughs, colds, bronchitis.
grippe, asthma and all throat and lung
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
The Guilty Partner.

Tom-Here's a paper offering a $s6
prize for the best answer to the ques-
ton: "Why have I failed in bust
ness?" That's dead easy.
Dck-Well, why did you fail7
Tom-Because I had a partner
Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
Precocious.

That 1~o-year-old Jones boy is preco-
ciouS.
I'm what respect"
Why. I've seen him look the other
way when he noticed a woman standing
up near him In the street car.-Chicag0
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21

WANTED-Christlan man or woman to
qualify for permanent position of
trust in your home county; $3.50 yearly.
Inclose self-addressed stamped envel-
ope to r. s. Wallace, General Secre-
tary, care of the New Mexican.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21

II had stomach trouble twenty years
and gave up hope of being cured till I
began to use Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It
has done me so much good I call the
savior Of my life," writes w. r. wilkin-
son. Albany, Tenn. 1t digests what you
eat. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
He Was Cured.

'Gayboy don't stay here as late as he
used to-" remarked the first clubman. ]
suppose he got tired of having his wife
go for him when he got home.
That isn't it,. He could stand hei
going for him at home, but it was hei
coming for him at the club that cured
him.-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21

The easiest and most effective method
Of purifying the blood and invigorating
the system Is to take DeWitt's Little
Early Risers, the famous little pills for
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
Parental Diplomacy.

"But what are your objections to the
young mani" asked the mother.
"None," answered the other half of
the management of the young woman.
"Then why do you refuse his request
for Ethel's hand?"
"Only for the dear child's good. If
he have any spirit at all he will go
ahead and marry her anyhow, and if he
don't she is well rid of him."-Indian-
apolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
BIsMARCK's IRON NERVE

BISMARCK'S IRON NERVE
Was the result of his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous ener
gy are not found where Stomach, Liver
Kidneys and Bowels are out Of order
If you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power OF
brain and body. Only Csc at Fischer &
Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
Part In Trade.

81 see you are advertising for a boy.
How'll l do?"
"You look all right. How are your
teeth?"
"My teeth? They're perfectly sound.
You a look at EN-"
"Yes, l see. Well, you won't do. l
want a hoy who will take a part of his
pay In dental work"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
Very Ably Defended.

"Do you think your sister likes me,
Freddie?"
"Yes. She stood up for you at din
nerN
STOOD up for me! Was anybody
saying anything against me?"
mo; nothing much. Father said
he thought you were rather a donkey,
but sis got up and said you weren't,
and told father he ought to know bet
ter than judge a man by his looks."-
Tit-BitA
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21

]. C. Kennedy, Roanoke, Tenn, sayst
IT cannot say too much for DeWitt's
Hazel Salve. One box Of it cured what
the doctors called an incurable ulcer on
my jaw" Cures piles and all skin dis
eases. Look out for worthless imita-
tons. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
A Joke on the Iceman

"ICE."
As the hoarse cry t1oated up the stairs,
Mr.. Flatt took a microscope and a
sponge and started for the door.
"What on earth are you going to do?
asked Mrs. Flatt.
''I'm going to find the chunk of ice
with this"-and he waved the micros-
cope-and pick it up with this, said Mr..
Flatt, concluding his remarks with a
graceful gesture with the sponge
Baltimore American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-21
Wanted the Call Repeated.

Wanted the Call Repeated.
Employer Ito collector)-See Mr..
Owen?
Collector-O, yes.
Employer-Was he annoyed at your
calling upon him?
Collector-Not a bit. He asked me
to call again.-Ohio State Journal.