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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
SUMMERS EXCURSIONS EAST
Via Union Pacific Railroad.

wa Union iact6e Railroad.
From UTAH TO
Detroit and return--August % "a 6t m
Chieago and rctufn-Augast 2s-24 -. az 40
FROM IDAHO TO
Detroit and retEIA- August 23-24 .........
Rates for above excursion are one fare
-, TOT round trip, plus ,..........,....,... zoo
Chicago md return--August 23- One
fare for round trip.
The Union Pacific has three trains daily
In each direction, running on the best track
and making the quickest time OF any line in
the west. These trains are equipped with
the latest and most sumptuous Pullman
Palace and Ordinary Sleeping Cars, Dining
Cars, Buffet Smoking and Library Cars
with barber shop and free Reclining
CHAIR Cars, running through from Utah,
Idaho and Neyada points to Omaha, Kan
sas City and Chicago without change.
The line Of the Union Pacific aboupds in
scenery of surprising interest to the lover
Of nature. Devils Slide" Witches
Rocks" "Creen River Bluffs" ePulpis
Rock" and Devils Gate' are but a few
OF the numerous scenes Of beauty and
grandeur which, together with the quickest
time and vastly superior service and equip.
ment, have made The Union Pacific 40
justly renowned
All tickets good via Salt Lake and Den
yer II desired Further in rormation on
application TO II. M Clay, General agent,
Salt Lake Ctr.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Among the many fair ones who re-
sort to Newport this season none will
be more sought after than Miss May
Goelet, the 2o-year-old daughter of the
famous merchant Of New York, recent
ly deceased. Her debut In society will
be made at ochre Court. the palatial
summer home of the Goelets, and those
who have had the pleasure of her ac-
quaintance unite in pronouncing her
the loveliest of the debutantes OF many
years past. She has just refused the
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Gu. e c II y,
whether she was an English girl or a
yankee girl. She replied that she was
mt quite sure. Her father. she said,
was an Englishman. AS for herself.
she said sne would be an American II
the choice were left to her. Miss AS
tor is under 20. and II she does not
marry Sir Berkeley or some other man
whom her father does not like she will
DO the sole heir of s2oo.0oc. 900. Last
year Mr.. Astor had his daughter pre-
scented at the court of Queen vistoria.
Her presentation gown cost. It 10 said.
NOT penny less than t2,5oo.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

There is a movement in England
against the workhouse. Those who
oppose it say there is no reason for its
existence. They say there are three
classes OF dependent persons who do
not belong to it--children who should
be boarded out, imbeciles who should
be in asylums, and tramps or others
unwilling to work, who belong in
jails.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Rio Grande Western trains at 1850 a.
m. and 600 p. m. are fifteen minutes
faster to Provo, thirteen minutes faster
TO Lehi and American Fork than any
other road The 600 p IN. train over
the western" is eighteen minutes
quicker to Eureka than other routes.
For fine equipment and best service,
travel over the Rio Grande Western
Railway.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
Woman As Coroner

Miss Lillian E. Hall, OF Winfield,
Kan, Is probably
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

fully washes his hands before he be-
gins work. Then each COW is covered
with a sheet in order to prevent dust
or hair from falling into the pail. Be-
fore being used the sheets are sprin-
kled with disinfectants. The milk is
put up in clean glass bottles, and after
being sterilized is sent in to the city
milk depots, where 1t is sold at the
rate of a cent bottle.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Much comparison has been made be-
tween the endurance of the Chinese
and the American working man. Those
with authority say that the average
working man of America is as superior
to the Chinese as Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters is 10 any other dyspepsia cure.
The Bitters also cures constipation,
indigestion and prevents malaria.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Besides the soldiers and their equip
ments, the transport Meade carried
from San Francisco 81 ZOO, 900 in cur
rency for the paymant of war expenses
in China.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
CATARRH

or inflammation of this delicate pink
membrane.
The system is weakened in win
ter. The delicate lining is more
susceptible to irritation or inflamma-
ton, and thus we have pneumonia,
grip, colds, coughs, fevers, etc., all
catarrhal conditions which may
easily be checked by one catarrh
cure-Pe-ru-na.
That's the only way out of It.
You may dose forever-you will
not be well until you try the true
cure and that is Pe-ru-na. You
may think your trouble is some
other disease and not catarrh. Call
1t what you will, one thing is sure,
your system is affected and must be
treated, and Pe-ru-na is the only
remedy which reaches the right
place and does cure.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

lGSe, VINO las
been assigned to
the command OF
the Ninth United
States Infantry,
now in China.
vice Colonel Lis
cum, who was
killed at Tien-
Tsin, has been an
officer for thirty
six years in the
He served in the
Seventh Infantry.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
Col. DfcEmGn.

In Lieut.. Col. Joseph P. Dickman of
the 26th U. s. infantry, Maj.-G Chat
fee secures for his staff one OF the best
officers in the U. S. army. Col Dick
man, previous to his appointment as
major and later lieutenant colonel in
the 26th. was captain in the 9Th cav
airy. He is native of Ohio and
was appointed to West Point from
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
SHEEPME

write rs Tor market reports on sheen and ianh. y
T, solicited by KsOLLIs BOOTH the ooI
80. lau'asne sneep Commission Company Al The gg
-. es'u 'ne Woila' kansas City Stock Yards
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

has left for the Or
lent. An order was
issued last week
relieving him from
duty in command
of the Department
Of Alatanzas and
Santa Clara, Cuba,
and directing him
to proceed without
delay to Taku. Chi
ma, and report to
Major General A.
r. ThaRaa Irnitod
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Dayton. AS a stu
dent in the mill
tary school he dis
played marked ca
pacity, was very
popular. and was
graduated well up
In the class Of 1881.
Having been rear
ed on a farm, and
being an expert
rider, his bent was
toward the cavalry
branch NJ tba co~x-
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

General Diaz, on learning of his re-
election as president OF Mexico, said:
Il must repeat what said some months
ago. Neither my age nor my eapabili-
ties qualify me to continue ruling the
country"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
ladies Cnn Menr Shncs

One size smaller after using liens Foot
Ease, powder. 1t makes tight or new
shoes easy. Cures swollen. hot, sweating,
aching feet, ingrowing nails, corns and
bunions. All dru ggists and shoe stores,
csc. Trial package FREE by mail. Ad-
dress Allen 5. 0lmsted. lie Roy, NY.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
DRS. SHORES.

EXPERT SPECIALISTS.
- Y. Second Souti. 81. QIarraon Block1
Opposite Commercial Natl Bank. Salt lake cih. us
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Worn out by oyerwork," William
J. stone, ex-governor OF Missouri, has
determined on trip to Europe and will
make the voyage on a cattle steamer
because such vessels take longer time
to cross the Atlantic than regular ocean
liners.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

perfeld." The graphic description of
the drowning of Ham and Steerfortn.
while the multitude stood helplessly
by, SO impressed the doctor that he
wondered If kites could not be used
in such terrible emergency. To
wonder with him was to try. as he
has done successfully on more than
one occasion in both Germany and
America. A few days ago he gave an
exhibition at the ocean beach at Ala
media. After swimming out through
the surf about 400 yards he lay mo-
tionless on his back and let the kite
tow him ashore again.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

During one week of his reign in Cam
ton Ii Hung Chang had executed by
strangling or beheading seventy per-
sons, and 1t is asserted that during his
vice-royalty no less than 1000 were
executed.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Reports received in osceola, ILL.,,
from the broom corn district say that
Wednesdays storm did over $1,000, 900
damage to the growing crop. From
one end of the district to the other II
is lying on the ground.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

III u Sli dlSH JbSh-
ct, having become
SO violent that this
was the only means
of restraining him.
Captain Michael
Healy is IS years OF
age, and has fol-
lowed the sea ever
since his sixteenth
year. He entered
the service of the
United States gov
eminent in March,
1865, and has con-
tinued on active
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
The cost of repairing railway lines
in Chile damaged by floods is estimated
at $4,000, 900 pesos.
Best for the Bowels.

No matter what ails you, headache
to a cancer, you will never get well
until your bowels are put right
CASCARETS help nature, cure you
without grippe or pain, produce easy
natural movements, cost you Just 10
cents to start getting your health back
CASCARETS Candy Cathartic, the
genuine, put up In metal boxes, every
tablet has G. G. G. stamped on it. Be-
ware of limitations.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

A letter from Kopgkong represents
that Ii Hung Chang was preserving
order ia Canton by a virtual reign of
terror, rendering him we'll hated by
the disorderly elements
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Vegetable cE..,pound
cures tho Hfs peculiar In
women Il tones up their
general health, eases
down 0verwrOuahf
nerves, cures ffs0se
awful hackacsse.s andreu.
uaafes yssensfruaff0ss.
II does fkrEs heSause n
ac<5 directly On fEse fe-
s7sTs'o organism asasg makes
IT healthy, relieving and
curing all inflammation
and dzsvzacesesemfs.
Mof'sing else is Just as
good and many ffsEsags that
may be suggested are
dangerous. TXsss great
medicine has a constant
record Of cure. Thou,
sands of women testify 10
IT, Read fgsess' letters cen.
sfanfly arpeasEgy I'm Nsis
paper
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

An alliance between Russia and the
United States for the settlement of the
Chinese crisis is urged in lengthy
article in the st. Petersburg Nova
Vremya.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
Are You Using Amen. root-ra.e,

1t is the only cure for Swollen,
Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet,
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

St. Michael is still quarantined against
Nome and there is no travel between
the points. Six vessels are now in
quarantine at Egg island.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

suggestion W a S
that a political
trolley party be
organized. Cars
were chartered, mu-
slcians were en-
ployed and refresh
ments were served
at the end OF the
run. The leading
Republican work.
ers were present
with their wives,
nv a NJ. MI
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

States Volunteers. commanding the mil
itary forces in China. for assignment TO
the command Of one of the brigades
OF his division.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

coroner by Governor Stanley. The only
experience she ever had in the cor
oner's office was that of stenographer.
She is 26 years old and is one of the
most popular young women of Win
field. Her education has been limited
to the common schools of Cowley
County.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
MARY YARDLEY.

that she could see George Washington
as he passed in parade, but Miss.
Yardley sternly denies the statement.
She is woman of great common
sense, and she says that in her early
days the children were kept at home
quite as much as they are in this cen
tury.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

The Free State forces now consist Of
two columns of 1000 men each under
De Wet and Olivier, several hundred
miles apart and enveloped with British
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

The deposits of gold dust and bullion
in the Seattle assay Office during the
month of July, 1900, will aggregate in
value not less than So, ESQ, 600.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
Trolley in Politics.

Mr.. Edward Earl Britton of Brook
Ign, y. Y. wants to go to Congress.
and Mrs. Edward Earl Britton has
started out to help him. Her first
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

WHoSs uttle love
affair with Sir
Berkeley Min 9
has been the in
direct cause of
her fathers os-
tracism from the
M a ri b o r GU g h
House set In Lon
don, is more pa
triotic than her
sire. She was ask
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

duty therein ever since, except for an
interim of four years, from June, 1896,
to May. 1900, during which time he
was suspended ON half pay
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09


the only woman in
the world to hold
the Office of coro-
ner. She entered
upon the dis
charge of her du-
ties last week.
Miss Hall was APP
pointed to fill the
vacancy caused
by the death of
Cowley County's
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

The Columbia river salmon pack to
date is 224, 900 cases Ten days OF the
season yet remain.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

II you want good digestion to wait upon your
appetite you should always chew bar OF
Adams Pepsin Tutti Fruit
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

1880
there established
the headquarters of
the city milk de-
partment. T b e
work is under the
charge of a trained
nurse, Miss Ruth
Jones. She gets up
every morning at 3
O'Clock and super
intends the milk
ing of the cows.
She sees in the first
place that each of
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infaiiibis
medicine for coughs and coids.--N. w. SAAauss.
Ocean Grove. n. J.. Feb. IL. 1900
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Colonel Webb Hayes, detailed as an
aide on General Chafee's staff, was a
passenger on the Meade.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
An Asfor Child.

Miss Pauline As tor, the young lady
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
eVife of Boxer Leader.

She is said to be most ambitious
woman, who hateH the dowager en-
press as only powerful women rivals
can. She is the chief adviser OF her
husband, and has urged him on in his
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

When the hair II thin and gray, PARKIRs HAIR
BALsAN renews the growth and color
HIHpHRcoENs, the best cure for c0rns l5cts
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

The death of the United States con
sui at Barranquilla, Colombia, from
cholera is reported
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
ror children teethlng, softens the gums, reduces IN
Examination, allays PAIN cures wind cole. 25c bottle
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
City Supphes MIX.

Poughkeepsie, N. Y, has gone into
the dairy business. The city has
bought farm three miles beyond the
city limits and has
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
Like the
Deadly
Under=Current

which grasps one without warning,
the mucous membrane which lines
the entire body suddenly becomes
weakened in some spot rid disease
Is established. 1t may be of the
lungs, the head, throat, stomach,
bowels, or any other organ. Where
ever it is, and whatever it seems, it
all springs from the same cause
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

Is so good and so cheap that no family en-,
anord 70 be without it. Is yours Carter'sY
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

There are 1875 municipalities in Cuba
and all are interested in changes now
being made in the municipal tax law.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
General yamcS III. wiIso,

Favorable action was taken upon the
application of Brigadier General James
II. Wilson, United States Volunteers
for active service in China, and he
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
Hair Rate Excursion to the East.
ProportIonate rate intermediate.

Cool and delightful ride through the
heart of the Rockies. Most magnificent
scenery in America. Through sleepers
to Chicago. Free reclining chair cars.
Perfect dining car service The limited
leaves at 5:l5 p m; other through fast
trains at $50 a. N. aud sos p. m. Call
at the Rio Grande Western ticket office.
No. loa West Second South, Dooly
block corner.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09
Q YouR coRNs HuR- ?

tfln-lsIjul Positively stops pain and remov.s
49,. eotns, BY malt lsc IN statnps' zoeots
s@''ss. WIS., Hss"Kli. lave. sor, beaver. s golo
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-08-09

first experiment was pronounced a
great success.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-08-27

to secure their tintypes. In doin my
work sought to preserve material
eXpreshun of countenance In each and
every cnse, and it was tharfore easy
fur the owners of faces to recognize
themselves. Their satisfaction was un-
bounded except in one single case. 1t
was that of an old critter who had
accumulated much worldly wealth by
the raisin of cattle and the playin of
poker. He wanted his tintype to rep
resent man Of innercent and benign
appearance. that the same might de-
ceive, but 1t was not to be. and he was
wroth. / saw the wrothness in his
face. and yet he cunnin'ly dlssembled
and said:
Pilgrim. It is not by the looks Of a
man that we should size him up, but
by his deeds and actions"
"Tis true" said |. II have known
a knockkneed, cross eyed man to turn
his feller critters from the broad road
of destruction, If the heart Is without
guile, the face Is nuthin to u.s."
81 like TO hear you say that " said the
Oil NtNtlNtl IN ne lIltu W SiNdi
around to the back of his neck. Il aln't
purity, and l don't look innercent, but
my heart knoweth no more wickedness
than that of n babe. 1t Is positively
amazin how green and guileless ! am
"The innercent and contidln man may
lose leetle on the first few hands
out" said !. but he ginerally scoops
In the pot in due time. AS pilgrim
travelin threw this vale and givin goot
advice and speakin words of consola
shun. lemme hope that the wickednesl
of men will not prevail ag'in you."
The old reprobate sought to look sof
and gentle and silly, and bimeby h'
seemed to notice the dog under thu
wagin fur the fust time, and he bland
ly asked;
"May take 1t that that is Nilsson
ri rabbit tied to wheel of your vehi
cleW
"You may" said |, but don't you g.
and bet on It, That's my fightin dog
When l meet up with wicked an'
vainglorlous man who can't be move'
by argument. git up a dogfght AM
humble his speerts by removin hi
wealth"
"Pm not vainglorious. and I'm read,
to listen to arguments. but at the sam
time do love TO see struggle be
tween two dogs. Beip as you are a be
nevolent pilgrim aud bein as | am
guileless citizen of Cold Chuck. coul
not we arrange fur leetle scrapr'
IF It's fur the gineral benefit OF mar
kind" said l.
u 1T is." said he. "And that the o
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-08-27
APATHY PROSPECTS
Doesn't Describe 1t. For Profitable Week
1t Is Acute Uver-Con- Were Never Brighter
fIdence. Than at Present.
Senator Hanna Working Teachers Are Out In
Like Beaver Large Numbers.
Ito Arouse Republicans to Institute Divided Into Five
Realize the Situation. Sections
Institute Divided Into Five
Sections.
Splendid Corps Of instructors Is In
Attendance.

The teachers of Akron and Summit
county assembled for their annual in
st!tute Monday morning.
The meetings will continue all the
week and the sessions are being held
in The Assembly rooms of the High
school building.
1t was past o'clock Monday morn
ing when Superintendent Frederick
Schnee of Cuyahoga Falls, president
OF the Teachers Association, called
the assembly to order. The large room
was nearly filed with teachers, and it
was stated that the attendance for the
opening session was larger than for
many years.
After DIR. Samuel Findlay had con-
Quoted devotional exercises the open
ing address was given by DR.. Frank
Hnil, of Illinois. His subject was
'pedigogy."
At this juncture the institute was
divided into five sections, four for
teachers of graded schools and one for
tie ungraded teacher. This mode of
instruction will be adopted for the en-
tire week and will give each individual
tcaC her an opportunity to select that
part of the work most needed, The
instructors in the various sections are
as follows:
Section miss Elizabeth Perry
Prof. N. L. Glover and Supt Freder.
icn Schnee.
Section 2--Prof. j. r. Barnhart, Miss
Perry and Prof. Glover.
Section 81. Fl. McKean Supt. Kin
nison of Wellington, o., and Prof
Barnhart-
Section 4--Prof. Glover and Prof
Mexican.
|
Section 5-Dr. Frank Hall, Supt
Schnee and Supt. Kinnison.
The general instructors have divided
the work as follows: DR.. Hall, arith
metic and school management; Supt
Schnec, English grammar; Supt Kin
nison, reading; Prof. Mexican, phys
iology and narcotics.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-08-27

sedate man said:
ITS in there. l was looking over
one of them books yesterday, and l
picked out the very words"
"What do you refer to? asked the
young man.
'To what woman up my way called
me when ! asked her to marry me-"
''And what was itT
"a concave cataleptic semlannual old
idiot. At first | didn't exactly know
whether she meant to say yes or turn
me down, but after looking in the die
tionary / made up my mind that she
was not for me. Mighty handy these
dictionaries are when you get stuck on
n hard word, eh?"
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-08-27
The Rogue saved the Judge.

A judge of the English high court
was once arrested on suspicion Of hav-
Ing burglarious designs on the house
of a friend in Mayfair. The police
officer charged him in the police sta
tion with lettering with felonious intent,
and the prisoners description of him
self as one of her majesty's judges was
received with grin Of sarcastic deri-
sion.
At that moment an old offender was
brought in who happened to catch
sight of his lordship's face, which he
had good reason TO remember.
You here, my lord~ he exclaimed,
with unfeigned astonlshment. HWell,
this beats cockfghting"
The rogue's unsolicited corroboration
of the judges declaration saved the
situation. and his lordshlp was allowed
TO depart in peace.