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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
Prefers Them Already Trained.

II have decided" said the girl in blue,
shat when I marry I shall marry a
widOwer."
Coward returned the girl in gray
scornfully.
Truly, it would seem that a woman
should be willing to tame her own hus-
band.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
WORKING NIGHT AND DAY

WORKING N1GHT AND DAI
The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made Is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Every pill is a sugar-coated
globule Of health, that changes weak
ness into strength, listlessness into en-
ergy, brain-fag into mental power.
They're wonderful in building up the
health. Only Csc per box. Sold by
Eisohar q Co
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20

Customer-So the Guaranteed Gid
diness Cure Company is going to do bu-
siness In Paris during the exposition?
Where will you locate?
Manager-Well, we would like to en-.
gage room space on top of the Elife
tower.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
From Northwest.

Cold waves, said the man who had
travelled In Northwest Canada, invaria-
bly, start in British territory,
Nothing unusual, said the listener,
when we take in consideration that
Britannia rules the waves.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
Summer Thought.

When l was spending my vacation at
the Meadow View inn,rsaid the girl who
calls cash in the winter, and spends
cash in the summer, | would recline on
the messy bank and watch the eddies.
How about the Percys, the Fweeddys
and the Gussies? grinned the ribbon
clerk,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20

Otto Korb, Grand Chancellor, X. p,
Boonville. Ind, says, "DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve soothes the most delicate
skin and heals the most stubborn ulcer
with certain and good results" Cures
piles and skin diseases. Don't buy an
imitation. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20

Miss Eager-I wish | knew the quic-
kest way Of getting this letter to papa
in Hong Konk.
Miss Sharp-Why not get your brother
to take 1t? He's the fastest male l
know.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
Glad She Enjoyed It.

Kate mot particularly fair to look
upOn)-I went to the masked ball last
night, and l had such a lovely time!
Ethel-Yes, | should think you would
feel pretty comfortable at a masked
ball,-Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
MOKl TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE,

Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
Of the skin, producing a perfect COM
plexion, or money refunded. 25 cts. and
so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
from Appeeranoeo,

Ida-They say last summer she gave
everv man ON the beach the mitten.
May-Who 10 her father?
Ida-Flintman, the hardware manu-
facturer. Why do you ask?
GMay-I thought perhaps he was .
glove manufacturer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20

Charley Willowboy (excitedly to Miss
Flutterby on tho beach at Narraganset)
-What has happened to Mrs. Formly?
She scarcely spoke to me and she looked
awfully put about.
Miss Futterby-Why, she had such .
terrible accident. Somebody spilled
some water on her bathing suit.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
It's p mt Purpose.

"How do you like my new rainy-day
skirt, dear?"
Him! When are you going to do it?'
"Why, do what?"
"Wade across to Observation-Disclosures
RaZar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
A 9keptic.

"What is an heirloom, pa?"
"Well, it's all that old-fashicned jewel
ry your mother bought before l knew
he%r. "-Chicago Record. =
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
HE FOOLED THE SURGEONS.

All doctors told Renick Hamilton, Of
West Jefferson, O., after suffering 10
months from Rectal Fistula, he would
die unless a costly operation was per-
formed; but he cured himself with five
boxes of Bucklen's Arnlca Salve, the
surest Pile cure on Earth, and the best
Salve in the World. rs cents a box. Sold
by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
THE BEST REMEDY FOR RHEUMA,
TISM.

Quick Relief from Pain.
All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm
for rheumatism are delighted with the
quick relief from pain which 1t affords.
When speaking Of this. Mr.. D. N. Sinks.
of Troy, Ohio. says: Some time ago I
had a severe attack Of rheumatism in
my arm and shoulder. I tried numerous
remedies, but got no relief until I was
recommended by Messrs. Geo. F. Par
sons & Co., druggists Of this place. to
try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They
recommended 1t . o highly that I bought
a bottle. I was loon relieved Of all pain.
I have since recommended this IMMINENT
to many Of my friends, who agree with
me that 1t Is the best remedy for muscu-
lar rheumatism In the market" For
sale by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
AcKER'S DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
SOLD ON A

Positive guarantee. Cures heartburn,
raising of the food, distress after eat
ing or any form of dyspepsia. One lit
tie tablet gives immediate relief. rs
cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20

Cleanse the liver. purify the blood, in
vigorate the body by using DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. These famous little
pills always act promptly. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20

II troubled by a weak digestion, loss
Of appetite, or constipation, try a few
doses Of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. Every box warranted.
For sale by "A. g. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
May BE Long wit,

An author who had q story with one
of the pay on-use-publication periodicals
died the other day, and his undertaken
Is now patiently waiting for the story
to appear.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
A Cheerful Chan.

"There's one comfort" said the phil
osopher, when his wages were reduced;
"when I'm laid up Ill in future I sha'n't
lose SO much money.'-Tit-Bits
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
His PLIGHT.

Fall in!' Numbered the captain, as
they we're crossing the Tugela.
mot me, cap!" faltered the Dublin re-
cruit, "Oi can't shwim."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
AckER's ENGEisH REMEDY WILL STOP
A COUGH

At any time, and will cur the worst
cold in twelve hours, or money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
Unreasonable Man.

81 like variety in my eating" declared
Sterlingworth.
and yet you positively refuse to eat
hash," replied his wife, with rebuke in
her tone.-DetrOit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
"It's An Ill Wind" Etc.

"What paper do you take?
SIT depends a little on which way the
wind blows. Sometimes l take Browns;
sometimes I get Smith'sr-Ueveland
Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20

Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what you eat.

Digests what you eat.
It artificially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon.
structing the exhausted digestive or.
CANS. 1t Is the latest discovered digest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach it in efficiency. 1t In
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache, Gastralgia, Cramps and
all other results of imperfect digestion.
Price Soc. and 81. Large size contains az times
Small size. Book all abOutdyspepsia mailed free
Prepared by E. c. DEWITT a co. Chicago.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
A TESTIMONIAL FROM OLD ENG
LAND.

II consider Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy the best in the world for bron-
chitis," says Mr.. William Savory. of
Warrington, England. 1T has saved
my wife's life, she having been a mar
tyr to bronchitis for over six years, be-
ing most of the time confined to her
bed. She is now quite WE'LL" Sold by A.
C.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
Her Abandonment of Feathers.

'"Well, nay wife has decided to buy an
Easter hat that hasn't q bird or q feath.
'er on it,"
"Good. Has she joined the Audubon
;sOciety?"
"Oh, no, she picked out this hat be-
cause 1t was the most expensive n they
had In the store. "-Chicago Times-Her-
aid,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20

A blind wood savers wife says she
never saw him see, but she often goes
to see him saw.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
Any Ice To-day.

What Is 1t Tommy?
Does the weather man have to pay
when he takes ice?--ChicagO Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20

J. l.. Carson, Prothonotary, Washing
ton, Pa, says, II have found Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure an excellent remedy in
case of stomach trouble, and have de-
rived great benefit from it's use." It d.
gests what you eat and can not fail to
cure. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-20
NOVELTIES FOR K

A handsome pipe Of meerschaum il
mounted in gold and set with small
precious stones. The stem is of ivory
and the tip of amber.
An appropriate gift for a gentleman
Is a combination tobacco box and match
safe. 1t is Of silver, gilt, and the lid is
enameled and set with semiprecious
stones.
A handsome cigar case Of silver gilt
has a finish which resembles pigskin.
The case is slightly curved so as to fit
the pocket snugly. Rubies are freely
used in ornamenting the case.
A handsome ash receiver of gold and
silver has two heads of cupids with out
stretched wings, which curve together,
forming the receptacle. The body is
adorned with scrolls in bas relief, CIV
ing to It q massive appearancs.-Jewel-
ers' WeeklHa
The daily morning Alaskan. (Skagway, Alaska) 1899-1904, 1900-07-24

Elder Sister-You don't seem to be
doing anything, Mabel. Come out for
walk.
Mabel-Thanks, but don't think we
ought both to be out together. If any
one should call on mother, think
there should be one daughter at home!
Punch
The daily morning Alaskan. (Skagway, Alaska) 1899-1904, 1900-07-24

Binks (of the South Dumpshire vol
unteer rifles, who has been explaining
how things ought to be done in South
Africa Why, my boy, II ! had been +,
command OF the troops, would have
been in Pretoria by this time! I.
Simpkins- I've no doubt you would
- d prisoner!- Punch
The age-herald., 1900-08-25
These Dated Tien Tsin Respon-
 sibIe for the Rumor.
CHAFFEE WOULD HAVE SENT WORD
Alleged Differences Between Powers Brought on by the Reported Ac- tion of Russia Have Not Dis
 turbed United States

Washington, August A.-The receipt of two casualty lists from General Chaffee dated Tien Tsin were today made the basis of report that he and the American force had evacuated Pekin. It was stated at the War Department, however, that no ad- vices have been received indicating that General Chaffee has left Pelin and it was said that he would have advised the War Department and given his reason for doing so had he contemplated such an im- portant step.
 A Cabinet officer Is authority for the statement that alleged differences between the powers brought on by the reported &C., tion of Russia have not disturbed this gov- ernment in the least and there is no infor- nation in publication of this government that Russia had declared war or that she is pursuing course in any way different from that of other governments repre- scented in China. Our work in China has been accomplished in large part by the relief of the legations and our further ob- lgation, that of aiding to restore and maintain peace, can be accomplished through the troops already on Chinese soil.
 It is pointed out however, that in view of the attitude already assumed by the United States and the large part it has had In opening the way to Pekin, this goy- ernment is in a position to demand com- mercial freedom in China as a minimum condition of the final settlement in the event of territorial division of the Chi- nese empire, should that be accomplished.
 An Extended Conference
 After the cabinet meeting today there was an extended conference on Chinese affairs at the White House, in which Secretary Root and Acting Secretary Adee partici- pated. The suggestion that the powers be asked to participate in conference or to give some indication of future purpose in China was believed to be under consdera- ton, and it was intimated that notes to the different powers have been prepared. Sec retary Root said at the close of the con- ference that nothing had developed of a serious nature in the late reports from China.
 Secretary Adee had a conference with the chief of the Bureau of Navigation, the nature of which was not made public. It was said in the Navy Department how ever, that so far as known here we havo no warships at Annoy. The Princeton has touched there occasionally while on duty in South Chinese waters but she is thought to be now in the vicinity of Sha nghai. Dispatches prepared in the Navy Depart ment for transmission to Admiral Remey are understood to have contained Consul Johnson's despatch regarding the uprising at Annoy. Acting Secretary Hackett said, however, that no warship had been or- dered to Annoy by the Navy Department and that he had knowledge that any ship had been sent there If such a step were taken he said it would be Admiral Remey, who has entire liberty as to the disposition of the vessels of his squadron Up to date Admiral Remey had not advised the department that any ship had been sent to Annoy.
The age-herald., 1900-08-25
HORRIBLE STORY
 COMES FROM NOME Storm Causes Great Loss of Life
 and Property. DEAD BODIES WASH ASHORE Another Tale of Disease and Suffering Told by Guy Stsckslayer, Who
 is in Charge of the Re-
 lief Expedition
DEAD BODIES WASH ASHORE

San Francisco, August 24.-The Bulletin today prints the following special dispatch dated Seattle, Wash, August "A:
 A terrific storm ragged at Nome August z. It wrought disaster along the water front, and as a result the beach is lined with wreckage and stranded vessels of all descriptions. According to a waterfront man, out of the siXty-eight steam launches only five remain afoat, and of seventy-two barges only seven are riding the sea, the others having either sunk or drifted ashore Twenty dead bodies were washed ashore and taken to the morgue for Identification Among them were the remains of J. w. Beatty of Alameda, Cal. Five dead bodies were washed ashore at Topkuk, three miles north of Nome, the mouth of Nome river, eight in front of Nome camp; three twelve miles below Bluff City and two below Top kuk.
 The pesthouse on an island was de- stroyed by fire on August 9, three patients being removed safely.
 A tale of disease, death and suffering among the Eskimos which beggars descrip- tion is told by Guy Stockslager, who is conducting relief expedition sent out by the Government. Stockslager has returned from York and reports the natives lying by wholesale, dozens of dead bodies lying around unburied.
The age-herald., 1900-08-25
BARON VON KETTLER
Body of the German Minister Has Been
 Found

Berlin, August A-The Lokal Anzeiger, in a special from Che Foo, announces the finding of the body of Baron Won Ketteler, the murdered German Minister, in Chin ese graveyard in Pekin. A solmen burial service with Christian rites will be held tomorrow
 Dr. Bachmann of Shanghai asserts in the Gegenwart that Emperor Kwang Su suf- fers from cancer of the throat and that he is unable to reign. The same view is taken by pr. Dethere, a French physician, and by Dr. Sheng Lian Feng, both of whom have examined the Emperor.
 A number of papers publish letters from German soldiers now in China. One of these says that the German troops, during the fight at Tien Tsin, killed all the Chin ese prisoners but that the Russians mur- dered everybody, the women and children being bayonetted.
 The Crefeld Zeitung has letter saying that the Russians and Japanese assassi- nate all Chinese whom they encounter
 All the letters agree that the Chinese horribly murder and mutilate all the wounded and captured allied troops.
 The Duke of Hesse, in a series of arti- cles in the National Zeitung advocates the doing away with interest speeches. in China, the abolition of Chinese interna- tional duties, the strengthening of the cen- tral joint under the joint supervision of the powers and a sound reorganization of Chinese finance, insisting that China shall open every port in the whole interior.
 An official announces the arrival of the German detachment at Pelin August IS.
The age-herald., 1900-08-25
FIVE HUNDRED AMERICAN TROOPS
 LED AN ASSAULT 0N THE BOXERS
The Allied Forces Killed Over Three Hundred and Took Sixty-four
 Wounded Prisoners.

London, August 25.-3:45 a. m.-Five hun dred American troops participated in a sig nal defeat of Boxers outside of Tien Tsin August 19. The fact Is briefly reported from Vienna. Details of the engagement comes from the Reuter- agent at Tien Tsin in despatch dated August 70. In addi- tion to the Americans the force consisted of 375 British and 200 Japanese, all under the British General Dorward. The fight took place at village six miles southwest of Tien Tsin where the allied forces found a considerable number of Boxers whom they engaged, killing over 300 and taking sixty-four wounded prisoners who were sent to the hospitals of the allies. The vil- 1age was burned. The Americans had five wounded; the Japanese six and the British none. Hundreds of Boxer flags, spears and swords were captured.
 From Shanghai comes a report qualified by the assertion that it is from purely Chinese sources that the Empress Dowa- ger. after proceeding one days journey from Pekin became terrified at the footing by General Tung Fun Tiang's troops, and went back to Pekin
 A Chinese telegram from Tsinan Flu says that Prince Tuan has been captured by detachment of the allies. Other Chinese messages record a formation of a provi- sional government in Pekin by the allies, but this appears to be a purely military message and merely an elaboration of the
The age-herald., 1900-08-25

scheme for dividing the city into section for police purposes.
 u Hung Chang has received word that the allies entered Pekin easily because the troops of General Tung Flu Slang utterly refused to face the allies.
 According to the Shanghai correspondent of the Daily Express, Earl Li, recognizing the futility of an attempt to drive the for eigners from China, now professes conver- sion to reform principles.
 Shanghai advices announce the receipt of a Chinese official dispatch asserting that Emperor Kwang Su has been found and rescued by the Japanese.
 Messages from Tien Tsin report serious mortality among American horses owing to the heat
 Delayed advices to Reuter-, dated Pekin, August IA, reiterate the statements regard ing the treachery of the Chinese on the night before the relief. They have informed the members of the legations that orders have been issued to cease firing. This was followed by a desperate attack and 1t was the relieving force in the morning that re- newed the courage of the foreigners. The correspondent adds:
 ''The Chinese administration have lost B. 900 in the various attacks upon the lega- tions Our rations dwindled to one pound a day, consisting of horse flesh and rice. When the American detachment attacked the whole Chinese force concentrated against them, leaving the Sha-Ho gate un- watched, whereupon the British entered there without the loss of a man."
The age-herald., 1900-08-25
CITIZENS OF TEXAS PROTEST
 AGAINST ACTION OF OHIO MOB

civilized conduct on the part of the citi- zens of our sister State of Ohio, and do admonish them of the pernicious example thus displayed in setting the laws of the land at defiance in this age of civilization and land of Christianity.
 We especially protest against such ex- amples of lawlessness in face of the fact that our Government is rushing American soldiers and sailors to China to punish the bloody dy-handed Boxers for their mob- ocratic practices; while in our own land such as those lately enacted at Akron, O., are mockery to our pretensions in favor of law and order and the protection of the weak and helpless.
 Resolved, That we, in nowise, excuse the unspeakable crime committed by the vicious negro against whom the mob was directed, but we deplore the recklessness and law lessness that wrought indiscriminate mur- der and bewail the condition of society that could engage In such conduct,
The age-herald., 1900-08-25

Sherman, Tex, August 2.-At a publ.6 meeting of citizens. held in the district court house this evening and presided eyer by Judge R. R. Hazelwood, the following resolutions were passed:
 "Whereas, we are informed by the public press of the country that riotous mob has defied the law and put the peace off, cers of the city of Akron, o., to flight in fear of personal violence at the hands of the lawless element in fruitless effort to visit summary vengeance on a negro; and in the effort above named innocent by islanders and helpless children have been wantonly shot to death and public prop erty of immense value has been destroyed by the incendiaries' torch or blows to atoms by dynamitei now, therefore, be it
 Resolved, That the citizens of Sherman, State of Texas, here assembled, solemnly protest and remohstrate against such un-
The age-herald., 1900-08-25
INTENSE EXCITEMENT
Three Men Have Been Waylaid Within
 Twenty-four Hours

Bingess, w. Va, August A-Logan Coun- ty is in tumult of excitement Court has just adjourned, and there is no probability Of a grand jaury for two months to stop the epidemic of assassination which is sweeping over the county. Within twenty four hours three men have been waylaid
 On the headwaters of Island creek Ira Ellis was last night shot and dangerously wounded from ambush. About the same hour Lewis B. Fillmore was fired upon and his best horse shot from under him. At il o'clock today Rev. Willard Stafford was waylaid in the headwaters of the Guyan by two persons who attempted to kill him. ne was shot in the left side and arm, but will recover. No arrests have been made
The age-herald., 1900-08-25
Will of Mosh Pierce

Norwich, Conn.,, August 24-The will of Mosh Pierce, the cotton manufacturer pro- bated today, gives his two daughters Miss Harriet A. Pierce and Mrs. Thomas J. Wat ties, of Norwich, the life use of all his property and trust fund of s1OOOOO is left the American Missionary Society of New York City, to be known as the Edwin M. Pierce fund, the income to be used for educating teachers for common schools among the colored population of the South.
The age-herald., 1900-08-25
Jimmy Smith Won

Galveston, Tex, Aug. N-Tonight before the Galveston Athletic Club, Jimmy Smith knocked George Defftrari out in the eleventh round of what was to have been a 25-round fight Both men were in good condition, weighing in at 40 pounds. The fight was very evenly contested, except the fourth round, which was all Smiths, he knocking Defftrari down and out.
The age-herald., 1900-08-25
Preparing for Bryan

New York, August 25.-The Executive Committee of Tammany Hall met tonight and arranged for the reception of W. J. Bryan Octiber 16. A committee was ap- pointed for the work. Richard Croker is a member of the committee and the meeting at which MT. Bryan Is to speak will be held under the auspices of Tammany.
The age-herald., 1900-08-25
Mormon Elder Released

St. Louis, Aug. A-The chief of police of Mount Vernon, Indiana, telegraphed Chief Campbell late today to take the statement of Elder Hawkins and release him, as thu police have no evidence upon which to hold him. He was accordingly released.