The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1900-04-08
r0URTSHIP OF The SAILOR.
or TRUE LOvE FAILED TO
eo' n, SMOOTH. As USUAL.
uuI wilson and tho Daughter Of
Wo o., o,..Iyed Jsrk-Fats Of the Captain
IN. Canal Boat- Human Nature and
,y, Of a Nan Scorned.

~ lave of u Nan scorned.
90. sir," said the Ancient Mariner,
,o, i, great 'ands for tho wimen; an
"" A., ,s,s their minds set ON one p~ariclaf
Y" ,hsy - Ant 10 h. troublesome II bothered.
ie~'-. .b,ruat- with n young Teller about
,-, name u BIli Wilson, who was greatly
p"'s,h ,h, darter II old Onc-Eyed Jack wot
W" .r,,s' hunrlin' 'ouse on Water street In
-, OH Ons.l 80 lost Ia lamp In a fight
Wv ho,,rn 'or,- runner vot was bound to put
N"n", a., 0e dinner lahlc, wich Jack. bein' a
.n man, spu"'nl h'"
-mmarl.r II vel an N. time p 'ad eettin'
..v. b A, en- The first one Q go, was
,n,p, an you'd meet I'M a comm do~n the
49,, 9Th ~ stArh'd eye a lookin' straight 90
W., Is Glass one all a cock billed up an sic wed
- As # e was n irwin 10 look round the
w., II want a pretty man nohow, an
~. Y.,v. got to slidin' round In IL end e looked
crrbe
cars an We vas the only passengers except
"A l,dv VINO wss a sitin' hopposite, All at
~, .be saws No dear no, dear an put 'er
... m to er face an rocked back an for'ards.
led =, lack an ses, 'Wot ais err An
a., ! sac IL eve al got loose. an I ser, Jack,
n. YOUR lloouin' eye, it's capsiDd"
".ar,lr s.s j lack, an e reaches up an picks II
-, an wipes II on Is ankercher an puts 1t In
'..h,,, F. was 4 terrible neat man, was Jack.
81, ,h,, the old lady give a scrsoch an fell over
"a, be.n ends with 'er 'ands a foppin' about
NJ. sings. an the Teller wot collects the money
..u. . runnln' In. 'wos = the matter ssx e.
a. .nos eel Jack, 1 think she 1s shifted 'er
arso
1rh, chap looked at i'm a. n no thought .
"a, raw an then e stopped the tram an took
N. aid lady ashore. an she saytn' all the time
.,r feeble like. 'Iio, dear no. dear. take I'm
,,v'
Wall. old Jack kinder took . fancy 70 Bill on
aid e should marry Kitty wen . got a ssonnd
-,., hcr,h, an IA Bin was third mate wen
I,s With I'm an WAS promised second next trip.
,s. IN irh feather wen We pulled along side
III. dock in New York
A, soon a. We WIS fast = gets into Is shore
M, an makAs for Water street II vas about
, il, he svpnin' wen e left an at 0 o'clock
,rs AMIN over the side e~n!oyin' a quiet smoke
A, opir ihl would IL old One-Eye for an had
IAN. until wa WAS paid orr. wen I seed q feller q
mnin' down the dock.
r look familiar, an, an then agtn . don't
2 .d no at an e seemed mussed up like, but As
A., oys along side | see il va, Bill. e comes up
h, yan.-w a an SCI, I 'ammered the cad orr I'm
,v 'ow. an II they admit pulled he orr I'd a
lat In
one eye WAS black an shut tight. 'es mouth
"a, cut. as Goa, was ripped from clsw to EARN
Al was covered with mud For 'eavcns sake
,t' As ,appcned'' seq l, thinkin' p 'ad been at old
lax
Well, seq q. wen | got up to old Jacks wot
t,s mi but q fresh water sailor a maxim love
n ny CELL e vas the captain OF q bloomin'
II nl boa, an q was situn' In the parlor q 'oldin'
der and was took all aback an didn't know
rab say. but Kitty got red and looked 10 queer
nu sad 'ow 1t was. an | just took that canal
bat sailor BY the neck an | banged is cad agin
he vail an threw i'm under the sofa an pulled
In gu, agin an flung i'm into the street. Kitty
,I1pl up an ssz. very angry like, You big
slp, Wot does you mean Kitty ser /. 'wot
ts you mean
An she got hangner than ever. an SCI. It's
nn Of your busin - wot | means, you get out
d,als ouse an never come ere no more With
TAI | cIssed or fDr a No. account woman an
nad ont Of the gu ~ to look for that canal boa,
At found I'm about an hDu' aftersard a
TAaa down the Brw'ry with a friend, an |
81 in by tn mock before e saw me an the three
GB 'aiaune gave 1t to the dirty water sailor
81 Is friend e give II 10 me.
Wen finished btatin' Of i'm g was a sight
~ not able To stand. | go, IN a few on is friend
a. | would a killed en- both il the crowd 'ain't
pulled ne 1rt Then some one yelled "plice,'
N allst me- into an haley, an ere | am
Well, SCI |, 'youll be took IL you don't get
Ashore an Id. 'Ave you any money?
Nary a cent sez e. | took i'm into the
bcsle an 'elp,d i'm to clean up a hit. an vile
V'was al It We card a great trampin' on deck
Bill wat Tor a lightn' of EN- bu, | told i'm
hWnt no use an 10 60 peaceful, an e went,
rcl wa lucky Tor the plice,
E was up next mornln for trial an g told
t-!lige that = was a poor sailor man ilst ashore
tmn a long viag' a-goin along the street nice
N llet, wen . was set on by two land sharks
ut med 10 rob an murder i'm. +. defended
mali az best he could an managed, after a
We ~ get away, an at oncet went on board
us ship w'er" . wa, took BY tbs plicn
Tle other two was there an they was 'orrible
bAn h!blects They was all cuts an bruises
rt},s"t IS II they might ave fell through the
blot an 'Ot 'ouse.
They said az 'ow they was a walkin' along
NHIy wen they was sudenly seized by this
au' nf1 an beaten terrible; they 'aln't done
tAln 10 i'm an didn't know wy = g should abuse
as
Do you two men mean 70 say that this sailor
pm knocted both II you about until you were
hh!.i horrible condition. ser the Judge.
l'' WI Nrk lilN Nd1dl UOtt plIhk, y MS q
wy dang rous man, g should be locked up
Are they any witnesses sez the Judge. A
ice gt up an seq "a 'Ow he didn't sea the be
uanns 1i n" trouble an couldn't find any one
4 tl, but = knew the iriler who was with the
az, boat man an = was a perfesnal crook who
'!!lln' um' r didn't know the other two
lAen the canal %bpatman said q didn't know
GtCtpE an All only, met i'm IN. n saloon a few
nAlleS heiut" The trouble, an The Judge sentenced
p.oe.
~ was sure you meant to rob tits 'onest
s..f would give Iuu a much longr- sentence,
Ne an I'm ! will dl>chAr-e.'
hank ,e, .iT ,eZ lili. you should ave fol
aAnra
was paid orr in a few days an Bill went TO
- MY an tried 10 make it up with 'er. but she
,ud ave notLln' 10 do with i'm, an said c
aaefeat, 'orid, rough brute, an a orful liar,
mmH soln' 10 marry Mr.. Sanders wen o gets
mean ~ ' ~ ~
MI WAS dreadful downcast wen o card that,
a. vent on \ drunk T. kept II nm for four or
YEA didn't 'rlp in any.
vSe e.etin e run across a friend Of his wot
q ,sD HfS ~ maze 81, n b. slap. Z, vel %eGicated young
va 3eI.N'In' t"a rice f,mbly. = was glad to
aA, hni surprised to find i'm In such shape,
r ~ Is h0l - stc .dy drinker but w'eh e card
Wy a we I'm . lafcd 1T 10 bust.
,r,.mM .cI ., you're a good sailor man, none
,,f li rs plain you amt no Chesterfield,
,tuey.u'1vc the hlnclinations Of a Don Wan,
'aAck~ cNprrIrnce. W'ich Is bad.
nI"' l-lru a. me, my buckle sailor man, my
,.,,u.iH "' doors and spoiler ~ faces. It's'uman
A." y" want n'tt W.T. We think we can't ave,
zen "r grtli To- throw 1t away. An vimcn,
rp ""'' '"'"' W." =" ""''
A. N." y"l go an ret shaved an ave n bath,
mn 1 on e,mr clean clothes an como up town
I, ,"' u r"i YOU q nice little girl % lug round.
raD2 .E" see II Nud't be- long before Kitty II be
after you.
D. MINI or f|lTHr' n "a \ I-,,. ,hat canal
VA mariner an - 'ad a wife in buffalo cn |
''tlfcle u frr months ago. lin ne a shout,