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dob IN SEATTLE.
Wilcox viii he Written up In That
Town Soon.


Bob" Wilcox Is to have his photo
graph In Seattle paper. When re-
quested to allow his physiognomy to
be presented to Seattle newspaper read
ers Bob" jumped at the chance. His
last picture reproduced in a Seattle pa
per was one of himself decked out in
the uniform of the Italian Army. Now
1t is to be plain Bob" Wilcox, the poll
tlcian. One of the first questions ask
ed by Wilcox when the request was
made. was. do you know Caypless in
Seattle? He is a prominent lawyer
there"
Bob" was somewhat taken aback
when the correspondent said he had
never heard of him. However, that
won't prevent "Bob's" enviable mill
tary record from being written up with
all the frills and trimmings of his glori-
Gus career while he led the Revolution
-ists-from the rear.
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CANDIDATES
OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Senators for the Island Of Oahu
HON. d. p. r. ISENBERG JR.,
COL. JOHN d. HOLT JR.,
HON, ABRAHAM FERNANDEZ
HON. z. K. LILIKALANI,
HON. ]. o. CARTER,
F. ]. TESLA.
Representatives.
Fourth District
CHARLES W. BOOTH,
MAJOR j. NJ. CAMARA,
s. WILLIAM SPENCER,
HON. E. c. MACFARLANE,
JOHN H. WISE,
HON. JOHN z. BUSH.
Fifth District
HON. SAMUEL NJ. DAMON,
II. J. MOSSMAN.
HON. FRANK BROWN,
FRANK r. HARVEY,
HON. SAMUEL K. PUA.
JESSE p. MAKAINAI.
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AUTHORITY.


.,,l.r LANDS SoT''''''
W. - ,.n, AZ
la, october ION ~ is ~. ~ =,
% T.'''.. 's !, me from, entrance q, p,S ;.
~. T S.'ISirs viii b sold At '''
I lDsrs' .,.,e q Government d ,.,"a
~, y ss '.Ss Eva o"h0'
~, : .sosI SIS acr''
GEO.. ~, tSas years , ,,,ym. pay.
W ''. ,oSasily IN advance ava soo,v a,
n ,D.1, oaice Honolulu ,lll,,S
.,..,,s,r Of Public Lands
is,o,smbsr g. 1900
ale ls withdrawn.
y s'''' r. BROWN
,~n.-Isa,r Of Public ,,,s Lands s.,
October oh, i2OO 80
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NOTICE.

DIR. II. V. MURRAY begs to inform
his patients and the public that from
and after October !, 1900. ]. w. Luning
has ceased to be his collector. and Is
no longer authorized to receive and re-
ceipt for any outstanding claims.
All accounts due and owing must be
paid to Mr.. Sydney Jordan, who Is duly
empowered to receive and receipt for
same.
500 II. V. MURRAY.
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~ PRECINCT MEETING.

Precinct Club OF the First Precinct.
Fourth District. Republican party.
There viii be a meeting Of the above
club at the Government Nursery. King
street. on Friday. October II. 1900, at
20 .. m. A fun attendance IL request
"a.
". =. TOWNSEND. President.
". q BOYD. Secretary. 500
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TENDERS WANTED.

TENDERLs ARE WANTED Fol.
cutting 5000 cords OF wood at Awini,
Hawaii For further Information call
upon or address the undersigned az
Peoples Express Company office, FL
Merchant street. between and no a. m.
sea- Il. e.. MOORE.
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NOTICE.
olAA ASSESSMENTS.

THE TWELFTH ASSESSMENT OF
~ per cent. or nfty cents per share.
was due August 10th. and II paying
penalty. Will be delinquent on the 10th
% October, 1900.
THE TH1RTEENTH ASSESSMENT
u - per cent, or Atty cents per share,
became due September I. 1900. and bears
q penalty from October LIST, becoming
ieiiquent October 81. 1900.
All payable at the Offices OF Alexander
= Baldwin. Ltd. Judd building.
j. II. COOKE,
Treas. Oiaa Sugar Co, Ltd.
Honolulu. October I. 1900. Sss5
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ASSESSM eNTS.
MAUNAIel SUGAR CO., LTD

THE SIXTH ASSESSMENT OF ONE
dollar per share on the assessable
stoc' % the Maunalei Sugar Company
was due September 5. 1900. and In now
subject to a penalty OF I per cent per
month.
The seventh assessment OF one dollar
per share IL now due and payable 20
the undersigned.
EMMETT NAY,
Treas. Msunalei Sugar Co, Ltd.
Honolulu. October s. 1901 secs
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day FOR Lahaina. where he wild commence
speechmaking tour Of that portion of
the Island of Maui. He viii meet Prince
David at Maalaea on Friday and the two
viii work together. Their stay on the
leland Is Indefinite, depending largely up
on the success of their mission Bush Is
confident OF making converts right and
left
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NOTICE.

ALL PERSONS WISHING TO SUB.
scribe to the Democratic campaign func
are requested to make payment of Their
subscriptions 10 any member of tbs
Finance Committee.
E. B. M'CLANAHAN.
]. F. COLBURN,
G. ]. CAMPBELL,
$685. Finance Committee.
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Corporation Notices.
HAWAIIAN SUGAR co.
NOTICE.

THE srocKBooKs OF THE HA.
wailan sugar Company win be closed 10
sist inclusive; after which date stoct.
holders will please call on the secretary
and entrances their old certificates OF
par value of one hundred doIlars for
new certificates of par value OF Twenty
Dollars. az voted at the special meetinS
q the stockholders August Is, 1900.
w. L. HOPPER.
bou Secretary.
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POWER or ATTORNEY.

DURING MY TEMPORARY Alb.
sence from the islands Mr.. A. A. YOUNG
VIII act for me under fun power OF at
ssh ROBERT w. ANDERSON.
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NOTICE

THE REGULAR QUARTERt, "
meeting Of the stockholders of c. Brew
or q Co. Ltd. will be held at the Office
of the company In Honolulu, on Satur-
day. October 18th. at 10 n. m.
GEORGE H. ROBERTsoN.
Manager.
Dated Honolulu. October 3, 1900.
b6.O
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HAS OPENED AN OFFICE FOR
practice Of medicine and surgery at 31e
Beretania street. next house beyond
Central Union Church.
Office Hours: 10 a. m to IL m, to
p. m. and to .. m Sundays: 9
to II q. m.
Telephone 602. $3.50
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COTTAGES
For Rent
AND
Furniture
For Sale

COTTAGE of five rooms, bath and
all modern improvements; rent $50 per
month. Nice garden. plenty OF shrub
berry. etc., all in good order. Entirely
furnished with new furniture. including
piano. Price $500.
Also, COTTAGE Of five rooms, on XII
nau street. near Alapai. Rent ST. All
furnished. plants. etc Furniture for
sale. $500.
LODGING HOUSE. on Queen street.
of eight rooms; entirely furnished.
Rent small. Price $500.
All of these ARE CHEAP, and the
opportunity will not again present tt
self.
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auction Sale
OF
|ENI[NI STOCK
IN THE
hi Sugar Co., Ltd
|arrsDlY, OCT. 20

nr 0CblVN
~ 80 .sll al public Auction.
- NV NV treasurer. Mr WONo.
~ = w, ,',,.wins certificates OF
n s y. N4ri SUGAR co. LTD
. W ..'ssS assessment, due FEB
~ Sslln1usnt May ~, 1900,
= ,Ssrca ard Advertising
80, 80 sn OF before the day
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Rush Off for Maui.

John r. Bush. Democratic candidate for
,hs Ie0txlature, left on the Kinau yester-
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NOTICE,

- -.
- ,Ss.y,e..sorpnp
Sg5s5y' t i,.'a r..ls ~ r- !
- a., omco te-i =
-. ''''' 'ai usrs, 4. m,
kSSsi,g.'e- :,
hs,IIa IA, NJ Sundays.
|SSSigs- ", 80
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~ MORGAN, ,uc,r.
NOTICE

| NOTICE.
(5TT,Aasrvcr r,o,,
|,...lois' s,ii ~. ~ woas. 'S sss
W. ,,, ,,, %, ior ne an.
eoNo TIN row
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Will E. Fisher
DR.. w. n. MAYS

Corner Merchant and Alakea Streets.
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$125-COTTAGE; to be removed, on
Queen street, opposite Militant BIZ
and Judiciary building; has roomc,,
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SO. a5o-COTTAGE near Pensacola,
street; contains rooma, bath ana
all modern improvements: well ifns
proved; size of lot, 60 200; possibly
special terms
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81, 0o0EBERETANIA STREET, neas
Pensacola: house and lot: sire 81
lot, IS Z go; fine locality.
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7.5oo-CORNER PENSACOLA and N.
nau streets; size, 100 K 200. An els
CANT corner lot with trees, etc, ana
many advantages. AS fine q lot g.
can be found in Honolulu.
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n. B.-These articles are like new
and at present In the warehouse. having
arrived recently from the Coast: all 81
which will be unpacked and placed up
on exhibition the day previous to thu
sale at my salesroom.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05
NO RIGHT TO UGLINEss.

The woman who is lovely in face, form
and temper will always have friends.
but one who would be attractive must
keep her health. Ii she is weak, sickly
and all run down she will be nervous
and irritable. ii she has constipation
or kidney trouble, her impure blood will
cause pimples, blotches. skin ernptions
and a wretched complexion. Electric
Bitters Is the hest medicine in the
world to regulate stomach, liver and
kidneys and to purify the blood. 1t
gives strong nerves, bright eyes, smooth,
velvetv skin, rich complexion. 1t will
make II gooi-looking, charming woman
OF a rundown invalid. Only 80 cents
at z. W. Kinney & Co.'S Dug Store.2
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05
An Epidemic of whooping Cough

Last winter during an epidemic OF
whooping cough my children contracted
the disease, having severe coughing
spells. We had used Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy very successfully for
Group and naturally turned to it at that
time and found it relieved The cough and
effected a complete cnre.--JoHa +. CLIF-
r Proprietor Norwood House, Nor
wood, n. Y. This remedy is for sale by
c. ". Kinney & Co., Druggists
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05
SCALP AND HAIR SPECIALIST
Scientific treatment of the scalp and

Scientific treatment of the scalp and
hair. Badness a specially. Sham
pooling. smuggling and hair dressing.
Facial massage and steaming. Depot
for Nevada Hair Tonic, Rose Gera-
mum Cream, Depilotore, etc. These
preparations are made by myself from
original formulas. A free treatment
given with every purchase Of hair
tonic.
The public are cordially invited to
call and inspect my mode Of treatment
whether in need Of my services or not.
MRS. B. C. SHsARER,
Rooms 1884 and S, O'Conner
Block, Reno, Nevada.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05
The Nevada Potato.
Bob Davis Considers the Tuber
Should be C1assed as Fruit.

Bob Davis, formerly Of this city but
now a sojourner at Gotham, is home
on a visit for a week or so. When he
reached the parental roof a few days
ago he wired ahead and his fond
mother prepared a meal which was
calculated to apply to.a nan Of US
avordupois, who had breakfast in
Reno.
The piece de resistance was same
spring chicken broiled in the most en-
ticlng sytle. But when the tempting
fowl was passed he waived 1t away with
his fork and remarked:
Mot just yet mother. I'll let you
know when | want the chicken"
He had fallen aboard oil some Me-
vada potatoes and these suculent spuds,
to which his stomach had been a
stranger for three years, were more
than a revelation to him. He vas
carving them up and throwing them
into a large hole in his face which
could properly be classed as a true
tissure. One by n they disappeared
while he wore a smile Of the most
beatified contentment. Occasionally
when his plate was empty. his mother
would make an attemht to get some
chicken within his reach but he said
he could get chicken in New York but
not potatoes. sG83e
mo such thing as a potato in New
York. They get their spuds from New
Jersey and the miserable excuses for
potatoes wont suffice. They taste
like old sawdust and pine chips. They
are only fit for hogs to eat when they
can't get any thing else, but these Me-
vada spuds, they simply melt In your
mouth and life takes on the irridss-
cent hue that really belongs Il It,"
You don't expect to make an entire
meal Of vegetables do you" enquired
his mother.
Vegetables he shouted. Don't
call these vegetables. These are fruit
ranking with Bartlett pears and ban
nanas. There isn't peach In all the
Atlantic sea board that compares with
the Nevada potato. II these spuds
ave hit New York they'd put EN- on
the fruit stand. 1t would be q great
scheme to box EN- up and wrap them
In tissue paper and sell them on
Broadway at five cents apiece, that Is,
of course for the small ones. The
Martin Hotel is the only place in New
York where you can get a potato that
Is edible. He sends to France for his
spuds. | am going to gather up a
sack of these potatoes and ship to him.
Are you ready for chicken now2'
mo mother. I've made a meal on
these spuds and haven't room for an
other thing. Never enjoyed a meal 50
much for years. You don't appreciate
Nevada potatoes until you get east Of
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05
BIsMARCN's IRON NERVE

Was the result OF his splendid health.
Indoniitable will and tremendous en-.
ergy are not found where Stomach,
liver, Kidneys and Bowels are out OF
order. Ii yon want these qualities and
the success they bring. Use Dir. Kings
New LIE Pills. They develop every
power "i brain and body. Only 25c at
G. w. Kinney x Co.'S Drug Store. PC
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05
VOLCANIC ~ERUPTIONS

Are grand, bnt Skin Eruptions rob
lie ,.f JOY. Bucklen's Arnica Salve
them; also Old, Running and
Fever Sores. Ulcers, Boils, Felons,
Corns, Warts, Cuts, Bruises, Burns,
Scalds, Chapped Hands. Chilblains.
Best Pile cnre on earth. Drives ont
Pains and Aches. Only Is rents a box,
Cure guaranteed. Sold by &. w. Kin.
ney 4 Co.'s Drug Store. 2-6
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05

Ogden and then you will begin to realize
the gift of nature which Providence
lays at the feet Of the inhabitants Of
this State"
The first thing on rising In the morn
ing he grabs a potato and starts in
sucking the juice as if it was an orange.
Carson Appeal.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05

The ancients believed that rheumatism
was the ~ork OF II demon Within a man.
ANY one wine has Al attack oi aciatie or
ini1amnatnry rheumatism will agree
That the inlirtion is demoniac enough
to warrant the belief. 1t has never been
claimed that Chamoerlain'N Pain BALM
wonll east out demons, but il will cure
rheumatism, and hundreds bear testi-
nlony to the truth OF this statement.
One application relieves The pain, and
this quick relief which it'atfords il alone
worth many times its cost. For sale by
q. ~. Kinney x Co.. Druggists.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05
CAVE.
. Friendly Crosscut Saves Tom
Cardew's Life.

Cardew's Life.
On "wednesday afternoon, while VIM.
Laird and Tom Cardew were working
in a Wine on the seventh level Of the
Eureka Con. mine, Mr.. Laird noticed
that the ground overhead was about to
cave. and lost no time in making his
escape up the ladder, at the same time
warning his companion Of the danger
of his position.
Mr.. Laird succeeded in reaching the
upper level unhurt, but as Cardew be-
gan to ascend he was thrown from the
ladder by the falling earth. Fortunately
he fell close to a c~rosscut, into which
he retired. and thus saved his life.
The loose earth kept coming down un-
til II completely filled the mouth Of the
c~rosscut. thus ~effectually shutting off all
means of escape. Mr.. Laird, not
knowing what had t~ranspired after he
made his escape, and fearing for the
safety Of his companion, hastily called
upon the men at work in other portions
of the mine for assistance, and very
shortly all the men who could work TO
advantage were ~shoveling away the
obstruction. As they worked they called
from time to time to the imprisoned
man. and could indistinctly hear his
answering voice, 50 they were en-
couraged in their labor by the know
ledge that he was still alive. Finally
after an hour and a hall Of hard work.
the imprisoned miner was released, and
was thankful to make his escape to the
surface.-Eureka Sentinel.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05
Marbles and Fine Monuments.

!. M. Nc. Cormack has his marble
works opposite the Depot, Reno, where
every visitor can see a fine line Of Red
Scotch and Native Garnits. Italian and
American marbles. His workmanship
is unsurpassed on the coast.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05

The Summer Magazine, June Num-
bers can be found on sale at the Dis
PATCH office. They are most elegantly
illustrated with cuts and pictures and
full pages Of reading by the best writer's.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-06-05

After suffering from dyspepsia over
twelve Nj and using many remedies
without permanent good | finely took
kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t did me so
much good | recommend it to every
out,'' writes j. L. Watkins, Clerk and
Recorder, Chillieothe, Mo. 1t digest
what you eat. G. ". Kienney & Co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-09-29
A

Gould not express the rapture of
Anne e. Springer. Of 1925 Howard
street, Philadelphia, Pa, when she
found that DR.. Kings New Discovery
for consumption had completely cured
her of a hacking cough that for many
years had made life a burden. All
other remedies and doctors could give
her no help, but she says of this royal
cure--s.it soon removed the pain in my
chest and I can now sleep soundly,
something can scarcely remember
doing before. I feel like sounding its
praises throughout the universe" So
will every n who tries DR.. Kings
New Discovery for any trouble of the
throat, chest or lungs. Price SOC and
81. 90. Trial bottles free at P. C. Rem
ington's drug store; every bottle guar
anteed.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-09-29
e W. NEEDHAM.
NEW BOOKS.

The Master Christian by Marie Cor
relli; Voice Of the People-Ellen Glas,
gov; The Reign OF Law-James Lane
Allen; Boy-Marie Correlli; The Re
demption of David Corson-Charles
Frederick Goss; Senator North-Ger-
trude Anterior; Afeld and Afioat-
Frank R. Stockton; Last Of the Flat
boats-George Cary Eggleston, one d
the best boy stories yer written. Ny
Friend Bill-Anson A. Gard; The
Light Of STANDARDIZATION Castle
Also sew en- standard books as Davit
Harum; To Have and to Hold; Viz
:Crucis; Jaundce Meredith; Peter Ster
ling; Black Douglas, etc.
CAPITAL BOOK STORE.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-09-29
GOOD o SHOTS,

Emmons County Record: Tuesday,
Bert Chase, a boy who lives with
Capt. E. E. Honstain, a few miles
southwest of Linton, was out hunting
with Ed Logue. He had a single
barrel shotgun. The ducks were very
thick on Lake Cantwell. Bert got up
close enough to get a good shot. He
fired the single barrel, and at one shot
killed tWenty-three ducks and one
mudhen. That the best single shot
we have heard of nm the county. Next
to it come the shots made by Messrs.
CantWell and Bartholomew, the latter
being a settler who formerly resided
near Williamsport. Peter had a hole
in the ground near a wheat stack. The
hole was covered with brush, and
Peter was In the hole. A big flock of
geese alighted about twenty yards
from him. He was about on a line
with the geese and he aimed ait their
necks, discharging both barrels Of his
gun and killing seventeen geese. An
other big slaughter with one shot was
made SONS years ago BY Michael Can't
vel, at the same lake where young
Chase did SO we'll Tuesday. He also
killed % ducks at q shot; but the
boy beats him by one mudhen. These
are not ish-stories, but actual facts,
to the writer's knowledge.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-09-29

The reception given Major White on
his return to Valley City after his se-
lection as the republican candidate for
governor, indicates how he stands with
his home people. There wa all OF
excited and enthusiastic Valley City
people there to greet nim, and his re-
eeption was as cordial as he could
wish. Major White was carried from
the depot on the shoulders Of enthus-
iastic> friends and from a baggage
truck thanked his friends and towns
men for his reception.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-09-29
ROBBED THE CRAVE.

A startling incident of which Mr..
John Oliver of Philadelphia was the
subject is narrated by him as follows:
II was in a most dreadful condition.
MY skin was almost yellow, eyes sunk
en-, tongue coated, pain continually in
back and sides, no appetite--gradu-
ally growing weaker day by day. Three
physicians had given me up. Forum
ately, a friend advised trying Electric
Bltters;' and to my great Joy and sur
prise, the first bottle made a decided
improvement. I continued their use for
three weeks, n am now a well man.
I know they saved my life, and robbed
the grave of another victim. mo one
should fail to try them. Only so cents,
guaranteed, at P. g. Remington's t.r-g
store. ;4 'E
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-09-29
o M PRAIRIE BREEzEs.

"a SAD STORY.
a story sad / have to tell,
A pure and guileless youth,
Who thought in daily life 'twere we'll
Always to tell the truth,
And this is how he tried--and fell
A broken man, forsooth.
He never flattered anyone,
Or woman, man or lass,
He spoke his thoughts with plainness
blunt
Whatever came to pass,
And everyone he could not praise /,
Agreed he wa an ass. ss
He never praised the babies looks, !
1T was not right to do,
He said all babes were homely till
To older years they grew,
He told their mothers he thought
babes
"A nuisance-which was true. Il
He told the singer that her song
Was tiresome and fiat, rsgs.
He told the public speaker he
Was talking through his hat,
He asked his neighbor to keep still
His squalling little brat.
He said the preachers sermon was
Not wise or broad or deep,
He found it difficult he said
Himself awake to keep,
He told the preacher he ne'er was
So quickly put to Sleep.
He ran for Office and he spoke
In clear and truthful notes,
He told the voters plainly that
Their eyes were full of notes,
He said he had no use for them,
He wanted but their votes. ,,s
He could not promise all a job,
No matter if he won, .5
He said he knew he'd make mistakes
AS every nan has done,
And when the votes were counted
well
He didn't get a one.
His name became a household word,
His fame spread far and wide,
Whenever he walked down the street,
Right quickly was he spied,
And everyone who knew him passed
Ger on the other side.
He came to know tnat he was Stunned,
This pure and guileless youth,
What can the matter be-" he cried,
THAT | am Ioathed, ~forsooth,
IL looks as if the whole world were
Afraid to hear the truth"
But still he heWed him to the line, q
And still THE loathing grew,
And still persisted in his freak,
OF telling what was true, !.
~ VIZ r.'- - sEE E .#.