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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27
HOME6PUN PHILOSOPHY.
Obscrva Con Of Co IN III or place Thingr -

Obscrva Con of Com place Thingr -
the Atchison Glohc Man.
Half the willing people are incapable.
The things you hate happen as easily
Is weeds grow.
People dearly love to make each 9th
er uncomfortable.
If YOU don't start thing right, it is
hard to get it right.
The worlds Il stage. and every man
is afraid Of his undcrstudy.
We have noticed that chapcrons are
usually sent with girls who need them.
Lots of time is devoted to art and lit
cra,lIre that should be- devoted to housc-
work.
1t is all right to get ny with the lark
in theory. but the alarm clock is more
reliable
After a man is defeated for office. he
hunts up reporter and says he is
thankful he is out of politics.
The oldest of crowd of girls, though
she may be only IS is always made to
feel as if she is Il wrinklcd spinstcr.
Don't give your children uuinne in
plum preserves: you will spoil their lik-
Ing for plum preserves as long as they
live.
During girls engagement 1t is the
duty of all her kin to keep so far in the
background that Il telescope couldn't
locate them.
When a girl shows signs of not being
as pretty as her mother, every one is
reminded that her father is not very
good looking.
When man says particularly mean
thing about another. he often has a
liable to him.
The question. Ito whom do YOU owe
your success in lifc:" should he prompt
ly answered by most women 10y "The
curling iron"
Just about Sevcn-cighths of the poo
pie should cut out that part about for
giving ones enemies, before they repeat
the Lords prayer.
There isn't anything quite SO big In
one merchants eye as the profit to be
made hy some other merchant engaged
in a different business.
4 man should carry in the wood and
sweep the steps. for the opinion of the
world is what makes him. and his
neghbors are his world.
What has become of the old fashioned
father who kept strap behind the
kitchen door? Are any of his sons still
living with him to tell about it:
If IL mother objects to her daughters
attendance at a socahle affair. the girl
can overcome the opposition by repre-
sentiny that it Is to be very swell.
When Il preacher calls on a business
man in working hours to give him a
few helpful words, the man is bothered
the rest Of the day because of the inter-
ruption.
When we are particularly tired out.
and lie down to read and rest, we usu-
ally find that the reading matter we
have picked up tells of the pleasures
found in work.
Let the girls spend all the time they
want in doing up their hair; in few
years more they Will twist il in a tight
little knot in order TO have more time 10
curl their children's hair.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27
phGeggG,s.gasnaaa1&zs1o

Rheumatic pains arc the cries of protest
and distress from tortured muscles, aching
Joints and excited nerves. The blood has
been poisoned by the accumulation OF
waste matter in the system, and can no
longer supply the pure and health sustain
ing food they require. The whole syster,
feels the effect Of this acid poison; end
not until the blood has been purified and
brought back to healthy condition viii
the aches and pains cease.
Mrs. James Ke,l, Of 7o7 Ninth street. y. f..
Washington. u. G.. writes as follows "A few
months ago had an attack Of Sciatic Rheua.a
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27
RECENT INVENTIONS.

An improved electric lamp has pen
Gil Of refractory material suspended
inside the bulb and surrounding the
wires, the passage of the current
through the latter heating the pencil
and causing it to glow with white
light.
Railroad and street-car tracks can he
cleaned of snow or dirt by new ap-
paratus which has pair of circular
brushes running in conjunction with a
pair of wheels. the latter cleaninS off the
heavier portion Of the snow and the
brushes finishing the work.
In new apparatus for handling
goods arranged on shelves the upper
half Of the shelving is suspended by
means of pulleys and ropes to slide up
and down in movable 2uideways. with
clutches for securing the pulleys to re-
volving shafts to raise or lower the
shelves.
A Chicago man has designed a life
saving net for use at fires which Is
easy for the tiremen to support, having
an outer grip rope Topped at intervals
to the rope which supports the net, the
loops being curved sufficiently to allow
the men to grip the rope without bind
ing the hands.
An improved apparatus for the gen
Grafton Of acetylene gas has hopper in
which the calcium carbide is placed i'll
granular form, with an adjustable gate
at the lower end, through which the
grains fall into the water underneath.
the gas pressure regulating the posi-
ton Of the gate.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27
"IIello:" in China.

When two Cinnamon meet each
shakes and suueezes his own hand and
covers his head Instead of inquirin.
after one another's health, 1t is Ell
uuette to say: Have you eaten your
rice? Where are you going? What is
your business there? What dil you
Gay for your shoes! How cd are y0u!'
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

SOWING seed in dry weather may re.
suit in hut few of the seeds gcrinlnnt-
ing II the ground is ve,v dry it viii
take moisture from the seeds hut il
the soil is damp the seeds draw moist
IRE from the soil. The lack OF moisture
is the cause Of seed being slow germl
mating unless when covered too deep,
which causes the seed to be longer III
pushing through the ground
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27
DEAFNESS CANNOT ZEE CURED

By local applica,ione as they cannot rcnch the
Gisep sed )orti ion or ne ear. There i, on y one
way to cure q, aines-. ana that IS ~ conSt'lu-
tiOnal remedies. Deafness is caused by All IN
famed condition III the mucous lining OF tie
F,ls,ucninn luh.. When TINS tuhe gets lu-
famed you latea rninoliug SQUAD or lin2er.
feet hearing, and when IL is entirely closed
denies, is l., result a;i tliics, tnc inHaInlI,a-
ton can he taken GA; nlld tAs lubt rest ;2n to
its normal cord :tiou, hearing VIII brG 'siroyel
fnreN or: nine r4se. olt Ut t. nlc caused by
cnttIrp which i, nothing hut lntaineI
couj ii fnn Oi Inc mucous surfaces.
WcWill give Oua hundred Dollars io- any
ease a. nrn}l, ,causcd by caiarrh) that can
not be cured by lI.l's talar.h Cure. send 10.
circulars, Tree.
i. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O..
Sold by Druggists. 7dc
LIN IN,rr: L L L., n r., % llNcA
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27
Statistics of NcWspapcrs.

The total number Of copies of news
papers printed throughout the world In
one year is 12.000.O0O, 600. To print
these requires 7S1.2l0 tons Of paper. or
1,749,077.OOO pounds. while 1t would
take the fastest presses BIB years to
print a single years edition. which
would produce stack of papers near.
" fifty miles high.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

The storage and Keeping Of apples ia
a nlRtter Of great importanc" wheln
thcle is largo crop. Tho main point.
is to keep them cool. It : Warmth,
not co d. that Injuries them. soma
one who has tried 1t states tuAr apples
can be kept III water AT few De- reeS
above the freezlns Temperature. 'fha
majority OF growers pack them in bar
res aNds store them IL q cool cellar,
first picking out every Imperfect +I'ccl'
men,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

Handles of forks and knives are
utilized for the storage Of salt and pep
per under ii new patent, each handle
being formed of tube, which has
spring clips to bold 1t on the shank,
with an internal reservoir for the salt
and pepper, which is shaken through
the ends
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27
SGld by Druggists, 7ac
Halls Family tills are the hest.

Dairying is u business. and some
farmers Will succeed where others fail
because they have more energy and IN
telligence, adhcring strictly to hnsi-
ness principles. The dairyman who
gives particular attention TO the care
Of his stock will always he repaid for
his labor with larger Yields and greater
plofits.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

Eonr times rs much can be grown
on an acre Of land by the use OF wheel
hoes and hand seed drills than when
as both the rows and the plants can ne
closer together. Whether the hand
system will pay depends upon the kind
of crops grown and the locat on of the
farm to markets.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27
Cnnadn's Grain Cutp,,t.

Although Canalia's situation among
the principal wheat-produc!ng coun-
tries. with respect to quantity. is hum.
BILE. with respect to quality 1t is high.
The output Is also !ncreasn. steadily.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

tisM in Its worst fOrfn The
pain was so intense that I
became completely pros
t-ated. The attack was an
unusually severe one, and
my condition was regard
ed as being very danger
cus. ] was attended by
one of the mot able doc
tors in Washington, who is
e,so a mem Der Of the fac
ul,y Of a leading medical
college here. He told me
TO continue hia NrcsCrite
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

in st. Louis, the government draws
far more revenue from tobacco manu-
factred than it does from any other
quarter in the country.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

A young girl in Missouri was taken
to IN insane asylum the other day sii-
fering from the relnarka BILE delusion
that she is compelled to sit on "a red
hot stove and peel potatoes. She has
been workin. in hotel kitchen.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

A Much Married te,;icnnri.tu frrk

In the village Il liodla a IuI& rAme0
lsm"iI. aged 10 Years, = III suc, GOOD
health Chat he IL, 4u'ntly ~alis 10 Bar
tin, six huurs dietaucc. ~ sell EGGS. lor
he is poultry deal,r. He las lAi 81
wives, the last OF whom he ma zlic'i
only few days aao. The bride Is CD
years his junior, and the marriage was
celebrated with mach sole i'v % tia
sound Of drums and !iits ana ui volieYs
from, iirenarns. Tie whole village
WAS en- ieto. Vas W"lsiin., procession
included all the mase pro: ny 81 the
mitriarrh hrlde.foNnl, consisting, OF l40
sons. erands"ns and create f;itd4oHs-
NOT stated.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

project recently set on foot in
Hungary to supply electric power iii
small quantities to home work shops in
the vicinity OF Budapest has received
the sanction of the l. ungarian diet
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

During the year ended May 81 the
home circulation of the Chicago public
library was 40. 175 volumes, which
the Chicago papers say, exceeds the
record anywhere else in the world.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

Most Wonderful Nedicin" of the Age.
This is an aye If scientific wonders and Cas-
CnretS Candy tathHrtir are among en-, the
modern laxative, perfect, uncI un.ed. Drug
gists, zoe, 25c, soc.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

Within the last 20 wears the number
of American and Engii.h female Why
siciaNs in AslHtic countries has IN
creased from 20 to 22U.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

Mothers will iind Mrs. Winslow $ Sooth-
ing syrup the best remedy to use Tor thsir
during the teetliing period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

January and October of the same
year always begin with the same day.
So do April and July, also September
and December. February March and
November.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

tons and would get well. After having filled
twelve times without receiving the slieh.es,
heneat, declined to continue his Treatment any
longer. Having heard OF $. $ S.(Sw'!t'S Spccitc)
recommended for rheumatism. decided almost
In despair however to give the medicine a rial.
and after had taken lew bottles was able t.
hobbe around on crutclles, aid very soon there.
after had no use for then, at ALL g. S. S having
cured me sound and welt. All the distressing
pains have left me- ,ry appetite has returned.
and am happy to he again restored to perfect
health
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

IL. i'.;i a silver uU!,ar WAS Woroii one dol
lar and >iX-tculhs ~ gold, ana itl ie'ttnltN-
ave cents. Money may ufrt"riate nNi
there l. one STANDARD nruiviUt. y lINh HAS
not changed IN ha 4 u century. a.:it l.';.' -
lioetei,crs Stomach Hi!trr~, II AWAY.
has been ,nc one rtlhedN for lndlge tlpn.
dyspepsia or sidney troubles.
Tho eaI Hest authenticated sea fght
il said to have been tn,t between tbs
Corinthians aud the Norcyrr;tn-, i'll
liso's cure cannot hc too hi@hl snchtu
OF as II cough cure. ". l'rlNN. 322
Third Ave, ~. AilMnearu.s. Ain'.. Ian
t. 1900
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

minerals IN It to disturb the dISSStIUN aNu
lead to ruinous habits.
We have prepared a special book on
Rheumatism which every sufferer from
this painful disease should read. 1t is the
most complete and interesting book of
the kind in existence 1t viii be sent free
to any one desiring it. Write our physi-
clans fully and freely about Your case. We
make no charge for medical advice.
The SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. GA.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

Lydia E. PinShasn's Vegetable Compound
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-09-27

he great vegetable
,ariEer and tonic. is
he ideal remedy III all
Eleuratic troubles.
here are no ODlate5 or
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-08-31
NEWS IN A NUTSHELL.
Bits Of Paragraphs that Give Con-
densed Notes of the Day.

Prince David's yacht Vike has been
launched.
Bishop & Company allows interest on
| time deposits.
The eight assessment on Kihei stock
will be delinquent after today.
The banks of the city will all remain
closed on Monday, September Sd, La
Dor Day.
! The opening exercises of the Japan
/ csc Young Mems club were held last
| evening.
Berger's solo concert at the Hawaiian
hotel last evening came up to all ex-
peCtations.
Special offering of suits for school
! boys this week at the White House, APO
| Fort street.
Call on us for photo-supplies or bring
us your films for printing and develop
ing. Hebron Drug Company.
VIM. G. Irwin d Co, Ltd, give notice
that no freight will be received for the
Australia on the day of sailing.
This is the evening of the meeting Of
the ninth precinct of the fifth district,
Republicans, at Kauluwela school
Wing Lung, King street near the cor
ner of Alakea received fresh salmon and
California fruits by the Australia
1t is estimated that Hilo will have to
furnish about $4,000 if it wants the Re-
publican Convention to be held there
The Metropolitan Meat Co., Ltd, give
notice in this issue of an advance in
price on beef and veal of three cents a
pound.
Tomorrow at u O'Clock noon. Morgan
will sell at auction wooden building on
Punchbowl street. Same to be removed
in fifteen days.
The Metropolitan Meat Company will
close al 10 a. m. on Monday, September
Sd, Labor Day One early morning de-
livery only will be made.
The commander of the Chilean war
ship called on Governor Dole yesterday.
He was introduced by Herman FOcke,
vice consul for Chile at this port.
The big auction sale at the Arlington
Hotel will commence on September 9Th.
This sale will be one of the most i'm
portant ever held in this country.
It is understood that the painters
have demanded an eight hour day, and
will answer their own demand by put
ting such rule into effect next Tues
day.
The grand clearing sale of Dry Goods
and notions at auction by Jas. F. Nor
gan at his Queen Street salesroOm will
continue tomorrow, commencing at 10
a. m.
The grocery stores of Lewis e. Co.,
May & Co, and Chas Hustace will close
on Labor Day. Monday September Sd
at 10 a. m. Only one morning delivery
will be made.
Tomorrow at noon the Commissioners
of Public Lands will sell at auction
| the lease on about $4,000 acres Of land
situate at Kahikinui, Maui. Sale lakes
place at front entrance of Judiciary
building.
The agents Of the S. s. Australia give
notice in this issue that freight must
be removed from the Oceanic wharf
within twenty four hours after it is I'M
loaded or it will be at owners rish and
expense.
The S. s. Zealandia is expected to sail
from San Francisco for this port on or
about October 7, 1900, and returning on
or about October 81, 1900 acquisitions
for freight space should be forwarded
as early as possible to J. d. Spreckels
& Bros, San Francisco.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-08-31

HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE.

Morning Session-Sales: Between
boards, 30 Eva, 27.75; rs Eva, 27.75; 40
Kahuku, "a; 1000 o. r.. & L. Co.'S Bonds,
100; 50 Kihei, assessable, 1850; 25 Oahu,
1880.
Sales: On the board, so Waialua, as
sessable, $3.50; Waialua, assessable,
1915; 10 Eva, 27.75; 40 Ookala, 1926.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-08-31

B5S00-yIouse and Lot Anapuni Street.
:t40O0-House and Lot Anapuni Street.
F4DOO-Hous and Lot corner Young and
Artesian Streets.
S2i0g-Nice Lot Wilder Ave.
3 s75-Nice Lot Kalihi,
SzsO0-rTwo Lots Kewalo Warehouse
Property.
sAsOC-Nice House to Rent, Wilder Ave.
See ABLES
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-08-31

To intending purchasers of would state that
just before the change tariff received large
varied assortment Of
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-05-17
WHEAT MARKET.

W. W. Rhodes, the popular Mccormick
collector was over from Grafton several
days last week on business.
Rev. B. II. Breasted was here again
several days last week in the interest of
the Children's Home at Fargo.
Rev. Ridder, OF the Catholic church at
Mt. Carmel, is assisting in the holding
OF mission services at Pisek this week.
Elder Stevenson will conduct the
services usually conducted by Rev.
Dougan in this city and at outside
appointments the coming Sunday.
Rev. Dougan left Monday for his sum
mer vacation OF one month. Much OF
the time will be spvnt attending the
Presbyterian general assembly at St.
Louis, Mo,
Joseph BOSNIAN OF Mt. Carmel, has
been in low condition this week hav-
ing suffered relapse from an attack
OF pleurisy, that ne was recovering from
up to that time.
On Sunday next Presbyterian services
will be held in the city church OF IL a. m.
and at the Mclean school house at ? p.
M, and at INJURIES at p. m by the
pastor, Rev. Thos. Stevenson.
Rev. Jas Austin, of Hannah. is ac-
credited by the Moon with having seeded
nearly 300 acres of his farm lands this
spring and at the same time has con-
lnned the holding Of regular services,
with the exception OF one Sunday.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-05-17
See Farrell & Burke for Hail In
surance. Farm agents for the st.
Paul Fire & Marine Insurance Co.

The Pembina river cement works
start up on its summer run next week.
Besides having large standing contracts
with eastern firms there is an active
demand for the company's cement
locally. The manager Otto Babcock,
closed sales last week amounting to
eight carloads, oil OF which is being
shipped to points within this judicial
district.
Mrs. Jos. Ankers, living lear Elkwood
narrowly escaped death last Saturday
in being run over by team attached
to water tank. She was knocked
down by the horses and the wheels oil
the tank wagon caught her by the
shoulders, several severe bruises being
the extent OF the injuries although by
those witnessing the runaway much
more serious results were apprehended.
DIR. 6emple was summoned to dress the
injuries and reports Mrs. Ankers as
doing nicely.
Log Cabin maple syrup for Gilt %,
gallon at Kelly's.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-05-17

Have you seen Kelly's new line of
clothing?
Assessor Flumerfelt starts on his
annual round this week. yas,:sa;
NJ. H. Murphy was down from the
neighboring town of Dresden Monday.
II. D. Parsons was able to be out for
the first time yesterday afternoon since
his accident OF Saturday.
Secretary VIM. Stevenson is the proud
parent OF young daughter that was
born Tuesday OF this week.
Deputy Fleming May is hard at work
this week getting started house keeping
in his new home on Fifth street.
Charlie Smith is head push OF the
Stoltze Lumber Co.'S, business while
Manager Wentworth is down at Fargo.
Attorney Brynjolfson was here from
Cavalier last Friday to look after the
interests OF client in land contest
case.
J. Fl. Goertz. who is teaching one of
the new schools in the south western
part OF the county spent Saturday in
the city.
Mrs. Robert MeGrath was down from
Hannah several days this week visiting
at the home OF her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Jno. McGauvran.
The Moon gives out the information
that w. FL. Conn has tired Of California
life and will be back in Langdon again
before the summer is gone.
Joseph Powers has been engaged
looking after the office work OF Co.
Treasurer McGauvran this week while
Deputy Fleming May took lay-off.
j. B. Boyd's cheese factory started up
for the season Monday. All the old
milk routes are being operated and
several new ones will be established to
accommodate patrons.
Jacob Toews is supplying quite u
number of Langdon people with trees
this spring from his place ten miles west
of town. His nursery and garden is one
OF the finest sights for miles around and
as tree grower his reputation is becom-
ing more widely known every year.
Eugene Chase is doing a land office
business in the line OF moving buildings
here in Langdon this summer. Within
the past two weeks the Flumerfelt
cottage and the Moran and Bradley
residences have changed locations and
"Jene" says he has contracts for severa
more here in this immediate vicinity.