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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09

"Why is brevity considered the soul
of wit?" asked the man who asks fool.
ish questions.
Because" answered the man who
makes foolish answers, "when man is
short he is much more Gikely to be
acute. Nothing stimulates mental ac-
tivity like needing the money."-Wash-
ingtOn Star.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
Cause of His Sorrow.

Judge-You are charged with break
ing a chair over your wifes head.
What excuse have you TO offer for
such an act?
Prisoner-1'm very sorry, your
honor, but did it in moment of
anger.
Judge-And you now regret your
hasty action, suppose.
Prisoner do, indeed, judge. That
chair cost me seven dollars.-Chicago
Daily News.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09

Philadelphia was the largest Of
American cities at the time the first
census was taken, 40 years ago, and
New York was second. Boston was
then third, Charleston fourth and
Baltimore fifth.-Chicago Chronicle.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
Where II Ended.

"The man who wrote Home, Sweet
Home was bachelor, believe" she
said.
"Yes," he replied, "what beautiful
thing would have been lost to the
world if he had married before he
wrote it,"
Then they came out from behind
the palms.-Chicago Times Herald.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
This Comes from England.

Waiter, bring me a couple of soft
boiled eggs"
Voice (at next table)-The same for
me. But, waiter, be sure they are fresh,
"All right"
Walters voice in the distance-Fou,
soft-boiled eggs; two must be fresh
Tit-Bits.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
An unfniIinr Te.t

Foreign Visitor-Is that college a
really fine educational institution?
American (proudly) is it? Ishould
say it was. They've got the most idiot
ic college yell to be neard in the whole
country, sir-yes, sir.-N. Y. Weekly.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
Deceived.

II hear that you bought gold
brick down to the city, Uncle Reu.
ben," said a resident of Glover town
ship to returned traveller.
That's what the feller said it was,"
replied Uncle Reuben, ruefully, "but
1t turned out to be brass. ."-Pitts-
burgh onicle-Telegraph,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
More Serious.

Askit-What ever became Of that pa,
tient of yours you were telling me-
about last spring?
DIR. Sokum-oh, he's got complaint
now that's giving me a great deal of
trouble.
Askit-Indeed? What is it?
DR.. SokumIt's complaint about the
amount of my ybill.-Philadelphi Press.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
Evidently.

Warwick-Mohammeds idea was
that the church should advance by
means of warfare.
W:ckwire-Ah, he'd have the choir
and minister quarreling all the time,
would hey-Judge.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
A Musical Instrument.

Tin Peddler (who has met with an
accidenD-What will do now? Effery
wheel of my wagon is broke.
Boarder (consolingly)-Leave the tins
in the wagon just as it is and perhaps
you can sell il to one of the boarding
house keepers for a piano.-N. Y.
Weekly.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
Unsympathetic.

He complained of a terrible, ghastly pain
In his stately dome of thought.
And he knew that her sympathy he woul,
gain,
If she loved him as she ought.
But, alas. for the throbbing in his head.
Its horrorsSwere not alloyed,
When that unsympathetic n alden said:
"'Tis nought but an aching void"
Harlem Life.iV
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
A Question of Degree.

Mr.. Broadway-Then you are .
widow.
Mrs. Gay-Wabash - Why do you
think so?
Mr.. Broadway-You spoke just now
or your "iate husband"
Mrs. Gay-Wabash-O, you are mis-
taken. spoke of my latest husband.
Harlem Life.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09

Mr.. Raisem-Yes, we get gooc
prices for our cabbages, but we have
to haul them SO far there is no money
in il. ,..-lF
Mr.. ,Quizzit-But I thought you
were within square of the market.
Mr.. Raisem-The market? Oh, yes.
But the tobacco factory is two miles
away.-Baltimore American.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
The Good Time In the Morning.

No use weepin' wen de sun don't shine:
Keep all de mo'ners in de hopeful line;
Good time comm on de road we gwin',
Good time comm in de mawnin'.
No use In weepin' on de rocky way;
Black sky showin er de rainbow ray,
Light is a-breakin: hit'll soon be day
Good time comm in de mawnin'.
ATLANTA Constitution.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
Same Old Thing,

There's no fresh wisdom. but from day to
day
Man thinks the same old thoughts in some
new way.
Chicago Record
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09

Woman (asklng alms)-Please, sir,
pity a poor woman, the mother of ten
children. ,
Man-Pity you! Mother of ten chill
dren! Why, woman, in this age that
is something to be proud of.-Harlem
Life. !1oo
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
This Is True.

Some have no respect for truth.
And frequently abuse II:
While others have all due respect.
But very seldom use 1t.
Chicago Daily News.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
Deafness Cannot n. Curea

BY local applications, as they cannot reach
pnly one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness n
caused by an inhamed condition of the mu-
cous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets inhamed you have rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when IL 10
entirely closed deafness is the result and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases of of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition
of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free.
FJ. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09

He-Already yanothernewdre And
I've been losing so much money in my
business!
She-Just for that reason, dear! You
told me not to let anybody notice that
you're in trouble.-Fliegende Blaetter
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
Evidence of ProEres.,

care you still resolute in your idea of be-
ing a snger|
81 am" answered the young man.
Are you attracting any attention?"
Some. While i was practicing yestcr-
day two of the neghbors stopped at the
door to ask me what was the matter with
me, and to inquire if they could be of any
assistance. STRAY Stories.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09

To Cure n Cold in enc Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinihe Tablets. An
druggists refund money IL 1t fails to cure DC
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
An orator.. Impre..ion.

An Orators Impression.
sense Of pride my soul enfolds,
1 smile with kindling eye
To think my one small larynx holds
The whole vox populi!
Washington Star.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-11-09
"Hay! i thought the doctor had for

bidden your beer drinking!"
"Yes, so he thought. But he didn't
know the kind of man he was dealing
with. Opposition brings out all my
latent determination."-
fer Blaetter.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-05-03
Sic SbccfuItur i'm SIocn.

Die Sbeetultnr. nit S;eldltr IN etie
,den unierer. @~ioitaaten fdson lett ei.
rer Reibe. bon Sabrea Experimental
tpOrben 1T, .fGeint bic 9robe bsftanOsa
ar baben, 10. haB in 3ufuntt mt th'
als. einem ertrdglidsn grpsrbs5ne.e
aerednet tperhen barf. @a lit mod
Tsdt ie6r lauge fer, oa tuurbe Sr. =
u. Sbeparb in pineburit in @ab<Ga'
rolina nit {einen 8eriudsn. bic CuI'
iur, Der 4inefIhen Sheeitauee uno Die
Beninnuna bes She's {elbt gu s1nts
febenben Snbuftrie au MAIDEN. Men1a
Grnft asnommen. Naa ben nalsfen
0erDffentlihunsen finb aber Die 9er'
fude I'M ieber Wetie oea1iidt. Oie Sh.e'
itauben baben fih als, perenntrsna er'
tpieIen. Elm ponitGnbtsss Corps hon
fhparaen Mrbeitern 1T 1naelernt,. un'
ter forqfdltiser gultar .reiebt iiG Elm
Grtroa BON 400 YfwaS m~arttfGbigeru
Shee nom Mcre Der. Inlaesn, oetlen
probuttionstoften ia augnhidlia
auf 275 Gents pro Yfune felea.
Oiefe bofft man ab.r NIT peiter:r
M~usbebnuns bes 4rsals auf 16 Gts'
herahbriiden 5u fSnnen. en- ben nsue'
item Sbeefelbern tpirb eire Sorte ense'
baut. beren Sansr nit SIlfe bes alne'
! rifanifhen gpnlalls in Ringbo. G9i'
no, aufqetriebeHs tporos1 1T. no Fe nil
in einem Der bsriibmteitsn Sbeegdrter
seaoeen pirb, unb Der Soni,tt faste IN
fetnem 8eeleitidreiben. ea fet eir'
Sorte, bic peger Der 6obe; hires pret.
fes. $1.6O fir bas pfuuo am Srte bel
Qrobufticn. nidt einmst h.s S6an3'
bal. seIdpsiee benin sur ausfubr &c.
Iange. Ser grtras 1iefer iunaereu
Mniaeen Fs1t fi4 IN Tolse engerer
9fan'ure Der Stauber lie 4 SuB) au'
500 Yfunb fir ben Ncr. M1e 9flans
aer baben ben GuBsrit talten @ints'
bon 1893 auf 1899 nhne Gdaoer
iberftanben. 9as gin,iae. mas il:
ni9t %rertrasen. lit !ansanbalteno:
9iirre, unb Or. Sbeoarb lit an BEL
1%leberseusune ssfanst. rab cine Stes'
pflanaung einem Oranaenhain Gr
RsntabilitGt beheuteno oprauaieben lei
Ser Sa9ssfonum elmer
@eltfabt. 2onoon serbraudt t6s=
lid 1908. 500 2iter Bier. Gasu wiroe
Elm Sop boa 76 SUB 96be unO So Gub
9reite notbrenpig iein.. Sas taaliGe
Weinquantum betraat Is. 600 Sitter.
Sas siht cine @eintine ic erob. baB lie
geraoe bic Sront Der 2onOoner Yorie
beoeden uiirOe. Nn ionligen Spiris
tuoien oertilst Die @ieieuiaot tdslif
1880 Sitter. bus ndre Elm .8iillete1"
bon 20 Sub 90be uno 80 SUB EurA'
meier. Sbee miro tdglih in Der unae-
heuren Men9e bon 80, 900 Yiuno per.
braudt. I'm bieie MaIie %auIsubenabs
rem, ,uiiroe cine &iiie bon 20 Sui
2dnge. Is SUB SObe uno Is SUB
greite notbmenpig iein. Son dbnlihen
SimenIipnen miiBte bic &aIIssbi6ie
iein. G~obleniaure @aIier, irie Selters,
Gauerbrunnen II. |. NJ. iuerben $780,
0G0 2iter pro Sag fonIumirt. Ollie
bieie getrdnte iuercen, 10 melt lie midi
gu Sauie 9enoiien tperben, in IA. 000
8alb6ien. 9teiaurationen, Gneipen
II. I. ~. peridentt, bic. nebeneinanosr
a~eiiellt. cine StraBe BON 243 osutiden
Weilen barfcllcn uliroen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-05-03

DordusTeBeM- DdK he 'ur NrpaMxves
katen ftimmert unb niht Fir fpI6s, bic
nGaliferueis' in hr ~.T:cnpentipr sins
temfelben feinbIide fcltung einneA,
men. Die Cef.saten, r.lfe fi1 ipet<
germ, fir BrbGu inftruirt A. fperben.
prlsn einfa9 niht :Ir inn HimmsH
nnb finb gebeime @egner Brban's."
S6redliher 800.
9anana. 30. Mpri!.
Die @attin bes General : Wiaiort.
Games 8. chiffon, WiilitGr : @oupers
rterr bes departments Matanaas.
Santa CLARA, ftarb bsute Wahmittag
infolae Der 8ranbDunben, bic 1ie beute
Morsen pGbrenb elmer Musfabrt nit
ibrer So4tsr erIitt. 5ran Wilion
trat rdmli9 beim 4usfteissn aus Der
Rutf9e auf elm Streibboia bag fia
entSiinbete unb ibre lsidten Rleioer in
8ranb febte. sSrau. Bilfon erfitt
idredlihe 8ranbnunhen, bic trot aGer
aratlidsn 9ilfe ibren Sob bsrb.iflbr.
ten.
SnberMann fpmpdt6ilirt NIT Der 70
f6psr betroffensn 5amilis Dilfon.
SIN 90 abnfinn n.
Milington, Mid. 80. April.
Die nabe Otter Cate tpobnbaftt
frau sSames Stmmpnbs fprang, ibr
2%=iabriaes &inb i'm Mrme, Dor einsn
Eeranbraufenben @ilsnbabnaua. Wut.
ter unb &inb nurben 70 f1D:r perlebt,
bab iie beiaabs auf Der Stene ftarb:n.
Jrau Simmonbs mar gsitsss.ft0rt.
@eftaup.E
Soner. Sel.. 30. MpriI.
gtpa 1000 perionen pobnten benz
M~usitdupsn bon 9 farbtgen @efans..
ren Bel, biesaus tpesen aleinbiebItabls
berurtbeilt nprben parrn. Samuel
Granger, Elm riidfdnigsr 8erbre9er.
mubte nad,. benz OurGpeitften nod,
cine Stunte am Saanbpfabl fteben.
@9iffsnadrtate
Musetommen:
Nep Yort, %. gpriI.
rBatapta.1 BON 9ambHrg-
J(edpel. 70 MprtI,-
.Derra" BON Nep gprt-
Nsp gort, %. MpriI.,.
Der BON MarieiGes unb Reopel OF,
gstommene Sampfer nghateau YIuelrr
bate 1889 2nii9enDeds : panagitr.
On 8orb; st. 2ouis" bon Soutl,
ampton.
9amburs. %. Mpril..
columbia. BON Seem Yort.
6abre, 2o. 4pril.-
go 9aseoene" pon Nen Yort.
GiberpoDl, %. 4pril~
rgampania" BON Yefp 2)ort..
Mbsefabrrn:
Brennan. %. .@priE
.Main" na9 Stem gorf i5er G9er.
bours.
@eana. 26. @priI.
.Gms-1 na9 Rep gurt.
2iperpopl. %. @pril.
xGtruria" nab Nep Yorf.
Intmerpen. %. @nril.
,@outbpart" na9 SEEM Yort.
Gberhourg, Is. Npril-
Stem gort". bon Southampton nm5
Ner gprt.
9apre, %. 4priL
ga Champagne" na6 Nehpzgort
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-05-03
HieberIanDe.
Mmfterbam, 90. MprI

9eute erf9iensn bier feline 3eitun.
gen; bic Srudersien baben infolge Del
MusftanSes ben sansen 8etrieh einse'
fteIt.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-05-03
Commercial Hotel.

Reiienoe unb &oitadnger inben bel mir bis
'sfte Wdhlaett uno Elm autes yeti; ebenip IN
neiner S9anfwirtbidaft bic beiten @etrdnie.
PETER sPANlOI.z
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-05-03
Plouo

Simmer gu bs, nisbrisiten 8reiien.
ReselmaBis suif9.n Stem gorf unt,
gremen. Sanbsleuisn, melde i'm Sin,,
ne bahen, cine Snur na9 Seutidlanh
81 mafben, sa.antiren mir cine idnelE
le=, biuises anS ~anseneyme : &eiis.
Nn gutter @sfeai6aft ieba Is niemals,
men1 man nar leine giHete BON g..
o. SDtbasan S So. fault. Se
bic Serren muir Die aaainise aseatur
bes Norbbeutiden Nlcpo better,
Anr5 9efa9t! Seer mirtlih Be.
@lt6tist, cine &eiie, nod Oeutidlanb
III MAIDEN ODER Serrsunbte p. 0eutlt=
iano tonmen 81 laiFen, foQte nifbt per,
gellen, feline SiIetsaber Der Narbbeut.
i6en aopb ainie 81 %faufen, benn bos
Bette 1T INNER sas Siuisits @eaeu
ndberer4 ustunftwenbe mar.id MIR an
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-05-03
c. Il. B0IHMANN & CO.

IGetnt9e Sertreter bes 3prsbeut5den
Nle9o, WinasapoliS uns ct. Saul.
800 Grfe aae. sas, Minnsapolia.
Miun.
ct. Yaul Raaorn ,psaben iid eefdls
light an unfere Office i'm @erusania
'Vont @abdnSe, seseniber Der goit.
Ottce, st. Yanl. 5,ba
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-05-03
9ciiet iibcr eine OCT
y &a(iiic CO.'S
Srei Strrfcu.

&unorciie SidetS rcd orn Saupt.
runt'ea Oil Der 9acii,dsn Si5te, Die an ir.
a"nb elmer Der bret Strcden Der Sputtern
Yac,fic Go,
Snnfet, S9beu phcr Sbaffa
'ie9en II b auf benz &adreae ibcr bic alei.
fen ooer cine Der anoerer, fiuo 81 fnufen an
oil n beoeutsnben 81 entabn.S tationen.
YcrS6nItd aeIeiteteS omrifensGx.
curionca iiter ole hret Sireden bon
ben Saupt- giient abn.G ent,en
Turts &c init I'ulmau G tanbarb unb AZ.
NIB lidhen . ~dlafuageu.
Sir Snformatloa Idreibe man an
q. q. Neimner, Sen. @eiterm Mat, g. g. So
3=4 238 Glarf straBe, Gbieaso.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-02-01
THE AUDUBON REPUBLICAN.
By D. c. MOTT.
OFFICIAL PAPER OF AUDUBON COUNTY
AND OF THE TOWN OF AUDUBON.
Our Clubbing Rates.

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Subscribers who are not in arrears on
our subscription books for commission
in sending for other papers and periodi-
Gals. Ifyou are behind with us. pay up
and then We can save You cons derable
on your other papers. We will only
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change. Those who are already paid up
may come in and subscribe for any pa
pers or periodicals, and get advantage
Of this offer. II you are paid up on the
RsPuBLIcAN you can get the other pa
psrs Of us for the combination price be-
Low. lees 500. the price Of the REPUB-
LIcAN. Although we can get any lead
ing paper in the United States. these
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The REPUBLICAN and Iowa State Regisl
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-02-01

The budding statesman, Senator Hub.
bard, of Sioux City, has introduced
a bill to require all county boards OF
supervisors to advertise for bids fol
all county printing and binding and to
let the same to the lowest responsible
bidder or bidders. This is slap oil
the country papers of the state. This
work, except the binding, is done by
the country I.apers. They do not often
do it quite as cheap rs it could be got TO,
at some cheap-John or contract labor
printing Office in some other state, OF
possibly even in Iowa, but this bust
ness helps to make it possible fol
country papers to be larger employers
of labor at decent prices, and to make
q respectable business out of the
country newspaper business. If Sen
ator Hubbard knew the situation bet.
ter he would think differently.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-02-01

It seems the Beers are an able and
courageous people and that the English
have their hands more than full. What
the outcome will be is hard to fore
cast. Sentiment in this section seems
to he divided. The Beers have lots of
outspoken friends while a great many
who hope that the British will ulti-
mately prevail, say but little. The
real merits of the controversy at the
bottom of the war are difficult to obtain
at this distance. They are differently
colored by different writers. One
thing is pretty certain and that is that
it is not our governments fight and we
had better keep ont unless asked to act
rs arbitrator.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-02-01


Gov. Shaw has nominated Col. Rood,
Of Mt. Vernon, to the vacancy on the
board of control caused by the re-
tirement of Ex-Governor Larrabee.
It is necessary that the senate confirm
the nomination by two thirds vote
and there is talk that it will not do this.
The republican senators who will thus
give cause for division and strife within
the party will have to give very much
better reasons for thus declining TO
vote to confirm, than appears SO far.
The Des Moines Leader is making q
fight against confirmation, but that is
not surprising, for since when has it
been in favor of the republican or any
other party in Iowa? Col. Rood is
one Of the substantial business men of
the state. He is good enough and great
enough for almost any Office Iowa has
within her gift. He is pre-eminently
a business man and his qualifications
would be of excellent service in the
capacity Of a member Of the State
Board. His loyalty to the party, his
ability, his high standing where he is
known, and that is over much Of the
state, aud his being the choice of Gov.
Shaw, makes the opposition of these
senator's unexplainable and inexcusable.
Why should they thus attempt to down
Gov. Shaw.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-02-01

We see that II. II. Abrams furnished
the State Register with . list Of coun-
ltiAs In. which the saloons were operat-
ing up to this week when the supreme
court decision would stop them, and he
put Audubon county in the list. This
is wrong for Audubon county has had
no saloons since Judge Macy few
months ago decided that the mulct
petition passed in November, 1873, did
not have the required nrsnber of
signers. That case has gone to the
supreme court and will be passed on
there. The point involved was whether
names could be removed by counter
petition after the petition of consent
was opened by the board Of super
visors. The court decided it could,
and this was appealed from. But the
county has not had saloons since then,
and will not have mulct saloons, I'M
less the decision is reversed, or o new
petition prevails. The attempt to get
a petition through last November
failed.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-02-01

The large and increasing circulation
Of The Iowa Homestead in this county
il matter OF congratulation to the pub
fishers and to good farming, for, OF all
the papers OF it's class in this country, il
h easily IT, bsst and most helpful Its
Special Farmers Institute editions,
Issued with the regular edition the first
week In each month, have been for
ysars the admiration Of all practice
Farmers. Written wholly by farmers
full Of actual experience and smell Of
the soil. We have been fortunate
enough this season to secure terms for
The Homestead and it's Special Farmers
Institute Editions, together with The
Poultry Farmer and The Farmers Nut.
ual Insurance Journal, four of the most
valuable farm publications in the
country, that enable us to offer the
four in connection with the REPUBLICAN
for 81.45 for the entire five, for one year
This is emphatically a good thing, and
no farmer in this county should fail to
take advantage OF this offer. For q
large line Of thoroughly practical farm
reading nothing has ever been offered
before that equals it. A county paper
farm paper, q poultry paper, q farm
insurance paper and the Special Farmers
Institute, all for S1.45 Come in and
order them.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-02-01

Billy Mason was expelled the other
day from the Tippecanoe club, one Of
the oldest and best republican clubs
in Chicago. Billy's antics are more
suited for clown than for a states
man. He might draw we'll as end man
in show, or even to draw q crowd
down near the band stand where they
sell the tickets, but in the solid qY6l-
tiles necessary for statesman, Billy
is sadly lacking. Poor Illinois!
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-02-01
An Editors Life Saved by Chamber
lalns Cough Remedy.

Daring the early part of October,
1896, 1 contracted bad cold which
settled on my lungs and was neglected
until / feared that consumption had
appeared in an incipient state. l was
constantly coughing and trying to ex-
pei something which could not. ]
became alarmed and after giving the
local doctor trial bought bottle OF
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and the
result was immediate improvement,
and after 1 had used three bottles my
lungs were restored to their healthy
state. B. s. Edwards. Publisher Of
The Review, Wyant, Ill. For sale by
A. H. Roberts, druggist.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-02-01
School Report.

Tie frat half Of the winter term Of
District No. 9. Douglas township: Num-
Der enrolled, 81; Average daily attend
ance, a 8; pupils neither absent NOR
tardy, John Ksrwin. Nancy Swanson,
Ellen Kssvis. Nary Ksvis. Tommis
kerwin, while Ksrwip. Katie Ksrxin;
pupils absent but not tsrdy. Eddie
Hethcote, Jessie Hethcote, Walter Phil.
lips, Oscar Swanson. Arthur Swanson,
John Swanson, Pryor Darlsnd. Nela
Smith, Peter Smith, George Dsrland
Eddie Trunnell, Christine Smith, Carrie
Smith. Henry Smith, Willie Miller,
Henry Miller. Hal MANTz.
Teacher.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-02-01
There is no better medicine for Il

There is no better medicine for the
babies than Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. Its pleasant taste and prompt
and effectual cures make it favorite
with mothers and small children. II
quickly cures their cough and colds,
preventing pneumonia or other serious
consequences. 1t also cures Group and
has been used in tens Of thousands Of
cases without single failure SO far as
we have been able to learn. It not
only cures Group, but when given as
soon as the croupy cough appears, will
prevent the attack. In cases of whoop-
ing cough it liquefies the tough mucous.
making it easier to expectorate, and
lessons the severity and frequency Of
paroxysms Of coughing. thus depriving
that disease OF all dangerous conse-
quences. For sale by A. H. Roberts,
druggist.