Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-10-03
KITE KAISER'S ADVICE.
Suggestions TO Swearing Coils, Woik-
ing Coils and Others.


Coils, you ,dassent cuss. 1t amt good
form. And if yer should, look round
about yer and see that yer real ting
amt near by. If n man hears yer CusS.
he'll so to a woman with blue eyes and
yaller hair (what She jest tux out or curl
panersl, and what he thinks knows ev-ry
ting and he'll say: How about at? Is
ut right?" and "Do you do ut?'' An if
she does he sits down at de fire, pOkes de
GOALS over feminist each odder and says
damn" real loud. An den he says he
can't like a goil whut cusses. Probably
his own best gOil cusses but he don't
know ut. Damn is de limit. It's real
bad. If yer just miss yer car and yer
must swear, say: go tell, yer dandelion
bucket, We corned ham stun of a sea
cook and say ut fast and den you'll
feel reRl ,devilish, but don't say damn"
it n really too awful mannsh. tho II Is
often jest what We mean.
When yer gifts married and don't marry
er weli-known or great man, duD't yer
care, dePes lots err hope IGf ther man
next door gets his "phiz' in ther papers
coz he's hoped from Bryan to Mc&in-
ley, 80nt get discouraged; theirs new pat
ent medicines bcin' invented ev'ry day
and yer real thing" has as good a chanel
as anyone ter get cured of ingrowin' fin
gernails and probably he kin write er
nabcrS. An eff he don't make er great
name fer himself inside of de fust year
yer married. don't yer care fer that nuth
er, coz some day he may be Their pris-
dint of Their Bricklayers' Society fer ther
Prevention of Cruelty ter C0ckroaches,
and den think how proud yer will be. Yer
can holt yer head anyway an inch higher
than yer old chum who married the seek
eretary of Dc Tobacker Chewcrs' union
Den ef Dose two tings dun't go, get i'm
ter beat yer and den he'll get his name
in De pcTliee no0s in de papers, sure. But
dis last is only ter be used in extreme
cases.
And. anoslder ting, COILS, dun't woik |
dGn't mean yer are to give up yer job at
de factory. but when n nice old soft, easy
mark comes along dunt take advantage
Of his innercencf- When he asks yer 10
20 to de theayter, dun't try Ia get him
ter take yer ter grub afterwards. jest
bc satisfied ef he pays yer carfare both
ways and don't ask fer more. And den,
some day. IF he should ask yer ter 20 tc
lunch wild him. see that he's got both feet |
in the same ward and has his hccl~ tight
together, COZ yer dun't want him ter III |
wife yer when he's on thcr run. II ain't /
de right way ter give an invitation. dun. /
yer know. Den ask him how much time /
he's got and If he's going round ther next |
day and blab 10 Their lunch counter gent I
or Their ianitor Of Their building. IF his /
answers is satisfactory, you kin 90; If /
not. dun't do ut. And say. try Ter |
save crnuff out o yer wages ter buy |
yer shoes and yer silk Innings to yer best |
dress. Don't try ter woik Il man what |
plays on der links for EN-. And don't |
FISH. If yer can't get a invitation ont |
in sassicty in a legit'mit way, don't fish /
fer one. Yer gets bad name Some
people calls it a woiker. Now there's
lots o them but yer don't want ter be
one. IF yer is a factory girl. stick to
il and he glad yer got a JOB and dun't
try ter be a sassiety leader at ST per
week con yer can't. II amt natur for
yer To- ne able 10 create great gOings on
on yer salary and the fact ought ter be
plain. Mcbbe, if yer woik in factory
yer can fake a box Of cigarettes to gin
TO goil whose pa can afford to give
her party onct in n while. but yer cent
give party and de cigarettes don't
square it by GER long shot Nor two boxes
wun't Whatever yer do. dun't be I'M
der obligation TO no oue--lct dc odder
goil be de- one ter be under dc ohiga-
tons
This is the advice Of
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