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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24
Pretty Good Evidence.

l just know she Is 10 years older
than she admits, said the woman with
the sharp nose.
How? asked the other half of the
duo, old kid make love to her If she
were as young as she pretends?-In.
dianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24
Two Extremes.

"This article says that Tesla, the
electrician, has a plan to transmit all
the power of Niagara to New York by a
simple little underground wire"
81 notice that the trouble with Tesla
is a sumptuous overhead tire"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24
Quickly Told,

Friend-What vas your graduation
essay about?
Mabel-What the Astronomers Know
About Mars.
Dear me. Why did you choose that
subject?
Because l didn't have to write much.
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24
hui for SUSPICION.

He-I believe you care more for youl
dog than you do for me.
She-Why do you think so?
He-You lever offer him anything to
eat that you cook yourself.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24
M0Kl TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE.

Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
of the skin, producing a perfect COM
plexion, or money refunded. Is cts. and
70 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24
Cured Of Chronic ,Diarrhoea After 80
Years Of Suffering.

Years Of Suffering.
II suffered for thirty years with diar-
rhoea and thought I was past being
cured" says John s. Holloway, Of
French Camp, Miss. IT had spent so
much time and money and suffered so
much that I had given UP all hopes Of
recovery. I was so feeble from the ef-
fects Of the diarrhoea that I could do
no kind Of labor, could not even travel,
but by accident I was permitted to find
a bottle Of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy, and after TAX
ing several bottles I am entirely cured
Of that trouble. I am 30 pleased with
the result that I am anxious that 1t be
in reach Of all who suffer as I have"
For sale by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24

You can spell 1t cough. cof, .,caugh,
kauf, kaff, kough, or kaugh, but the on
ly harmless remedy that quickly cures
it Is One Minute Cough Cure. .Ireland's
Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24
Can Any Truth Come From Shanghai

Mrs. Jason-Rnn out and git that
there egg, JehieI; it'll jist make the
dozen.
Mr.. Jason--Dunno whether they's any
egg there er not. It's that there Shang-
hal hen observation-disclosures Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24
The Attraction.

The Man-What do you like most at
your Sunday school, little girl?
The Lady-Aw, it's Johnny Jones, II
you must know, old nosey!-New York
Evening Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24
chamberlain's Cough Remedy a Grea'
Tavorite.

The soothing and healing properties
of this remedy, its pleasant taste and
prompt and permanent cures have
made it a great favorite with people
everywhere. 1t is especially priced by
mothers Of small children for colds,
Group and w%hooping cough, as 1t always
affords quick relief. and as it contains
no opium or other harmful drug, II may
be given as confidently to a baby as to
an adult. For sale by A. c. Ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24

The most dainty and effective pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
They are unequalled for all liver and
bowel troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's
Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24
olsvelana,s Boulevard Decorations.

mo, you can't fail to find my house.
Ever been out our way?"
mop"
"Well, you get off the car atsthe Bin
gleburn boulevard and 60 straightahead
until you reach the nth billboard"
"Yes."
"My house is behind the 18th. "-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24
Next THING To II.

Simkins (sadly)-Why oh why, couldn't
l have been born dead.
Timkins-I thought you were.
Simkins-What do you mean by that?
Timkins- Didn't you tell me you were
born in st. Louis?-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
prompt, palatable, pleasant, powerful,
purifying little pills.. Ireland's Phar-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24

CHICAGO-CALIFORNIA LINE.
NO. l carries through Pullman and Tourist seepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco; Dining cars, Chicago to Kansas City and
Bakersfield to Stockton; Free Chair cars Chicago to California.
No. II carries free chair car Kansas City to Paso and Pullman Sleep
er Kansas City to City of Mexico.
No. 20 carries through sleeper City of Mexico to Kansas City, on No. 2
from La Junta, free chair car Ell Paso to La Junta.
No. 2 earliest Pullman and tourist Seepers Los Angeles and San Fran
cisco to Chicago also free chair car and Pullman sleeper through to Don.
yer, Colorado Springs and Pueblo via La Junta.
For time tables, information and literature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address, II. s. LUTz, Agent,
W.. BLACK, u. L. A., Topeka, ks. Santa re, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-24

10 prevent consumption quickly cure
throat Inc lung troubles with One Min
ute Cough Cure. Ireland's Pharmacy.
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TO THE UNITED STATES AND pona
TERRITORIAL LAWS. oa ~
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Proof of labor caSsn
n1NS -AA Notarys record.
Title bond to mining property. csrtisoata 80 mar,.ao
Title Bond and Lease of Mining Prop oeeo,,I ho,d
Mining deed. Esssa'so OF s sor"haa an1v ~, a.4o;n
Mining lease. iof'oe ehuS LIN oe'a"
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Notice of right to water. in,srmt s.,s
Forfeiture notices O. publishing out Declaration in assumnst
""" Declaration in assumpsit On note.
STOCK BLANKS. CONFORM TO THE sherlns sale.
REGULATION ESTABLISHED Satisfaction of mortgage.
BY CATTLE SANITARY Assignment Of mortgage.
BOARD. Application for license.
Bill of sale. animals not bearing vend- Lease.
os recorded brand. Bargain and Sale Deed.
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recorded brand. Application for license, game al
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animals bearing owners recorded Acknowledgment.
brand. Mortgage deeds.
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Appeal bond. Guardians bond and oath.
Appeal bond, criminal. Warranty deeds.
Arnearance bond Quit claim deeds.
Bond to keep the peace. sherirs flexible cover pocket docke
Declaratio iurada Receipt books.
Fianza nra guardian Ia naz Laws Of N. M-Ensnsh and SPANS
Forcible entry and detainer. umnon N. N. Supreme Court Reports.
Bond repNvn. Patason's Forms Of Pleadings az
Repevtn writ. Practce.
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summons. Documento de hipoteca.
Our blanks Can also be bought of S. e. Newcomer,
Albuquerque; j.. Ross Forsythe. CerriIIos; Aragon
Bros, Alamogordo.
PRICES MADE KNOWN ON APPLICATION
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Life insurance is
good for your family.
Health insurance is
good for both YOU
and your family.

You collect health insurance by
living. You have to die before life
insurance can be collected.
If you knew your health was
threatened you'd insure it If you
could. You can insure your health.
The stomach is the vital center
of the body. The whole body is
nourished from the stomach. The
blood is made in the stomach. A
disordered stomach means disor-
dered blood, disordered body, disor.
dered brain. You never heard Of
a sick person with sound stomach.
Make your stomach sound and
you insure your health.
Howl AS thousands of Others
have done by the use of Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
It's the one sure medicine for the
stomach. 1t heals. 1t strengthens.
Words fail to express what suffered
for three years, with cold chills, palpitation
of heart. shortness of breath, and low spir.
it's" writes Mrs. A. c. Jones, of Walter.
boro, Colleton Co., S. c. 81 could not
sleep and really thought I would soon die;
Had peculiar roaring through my head
all the time. Was so emaciated and weak
/ could not feed myself My aunt induced
me to try Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis:
covery. which did, only to please her, and
sis bottles cured me- To-day am sound
and well. During the three years was
sick had FIVE different physicians"
Consult DR.. Pierce by letter, free
Ali correspondence private. Ad-
dress DR.. r. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
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This is the story of the famous hymn
; Ninety and Nine," as told by Mr.. San
Aly:
While in Europe in company with Mr.
Moody in 1873 they were riding on II
railroad train from Glasgow to Edin
burgh. Mr.. Sankey purchased news,
paper. and in glancing over it his eye fell
upon the poets corner. and the first line
of a poem there attracted his attention.
It ran, "There were ninety and nine that
safely lay" He tore out the stanzas and
cast the paper away.
By singular coincidence that evening
In Edinburgh. Mr.. Moody's theme WI
"-The Lost Sheep" When the evangeli,
had concluded. he turned to Mr.. Sank,
and asked il he could not sing something
which would be especially appropriate
and in keeping with the sermon.
Mr.. Sankey msditated a moment and
then. walking to the organ. took from his
pocket the little newspaper poem and
spread it out before him. His fingers
touched the keys, and the music seemed
to come us if by inspiration. The effect
was thrilling. and that night Mr.. Sankey
wrote out the music just as he had sung
1t for the first time, and not q note Of i:
has ever been changed.
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Tic Eals and latellieepcer.
BEL AIR, ND. OCTOBER 10 1900.
THE CRADLE HYMN.

Hush, my deari Lie still and slumhss.
Holy angels guard thy bedl
Heavenly blessings without number
Gently falling on thy head.
Sleep, my babe; thy food and raiment,
House and home thy friends provides
All without thy care or payment,
All thy wants are well supplied.
How much better thou'rt attended
Tnan the Son Of God could be O.
When from heaven he descended
And became child like thee.
Aloit and easy Ii thy cradle;
Coarse and hard thy Saviour lay
When his birthplace was a stable
And his attest bed was hay.
See the kinder shepherds round him
Telling wonders from the sky!
There they sought him, there they found hin
With his virgin mother by.
See the lovely Babe Addressing;
Lovely Infant. how he smiled
When he wept, the mothers blessing
Soothed and hushed the holy Child.
Lo, he slumbers In his manger,
Where the horned oxen fed.
Peace, my darling, here's no danger;
Here's no OK a-neaf thy bed.
Nayst thou live to know and fear him,
Trust and love him all thy days:
Then go dwell forever near him,
See his face and sing his praisei
could give thee thousand kisses,
Hoping what most desire;
Not q mothers fondest wishesR
Can to greater Joys aspire.
Isaac wattA
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osEYEp INSTRUCTIONS.
Why the Field Looked rs Though
Moved by Lightning.


Moved by Lightning.
There's a farmer up in Oxford county
BY the name of Braster. Braster is a
good enough fellow to work for, but he's
a bit cranky at times, and one of the
things he Is down on is a hired man
''thet's alfuz stickin his nose in where it
amt wanted ..s.n ~
One summer he let a man go because
he was too blamed interested in the why
and wherefore of things he was asked to
do. The next day stranger came along
and said he was looking for work. He
was a good, husky looking chap, and
Braster was pleased with his appearance.
but he wasn't going to take any chances
and get caught as he had the last time.
kin ye do what ye're told without
askin any durn fool Qdestions?" he que
der his bushy eyebrows.
The fellow. allowed that he could do
that to the queens taste, and they struck
up a trade. -A r-~
WE'LL" said Braster. after the agree
ment was reached, take thet air scythe
an foller me down to the field; an I'll
show We what | want DONE"
They went down to the field. and Bras
Ter gave his orders. .--.r
aye NOW that field, an don't We ask
any fool questions. tell ye to NOW it, an
thet's ah there is to It. Ye pun off your
coat an pitch right in. I'm goin up to
the house an leave ye.' -4.-..-
The fellow pulled of his blouse and got
q grip on the scythe. ANY particular
way We want it mowed?" he said as he
poised himself to start. sr...--.f
'eThaF 70 - SnnrtoN PRO fosfflv
"thar ye go, asktn questions the fust
thing. DIDN'T l tell ye wanted We to
NOV thet feid without askin any ques-
dousf Can't ye bear, or are ye deaf? Ye
see thet yaller dog out by the fence on
tother side Of the field? Well, We NOW
right fer him, an don't ye let me hear an
other yip out Of ye"
With that Braster stalked off to the
house swearing softly to himself about
the ways Of hired men.
At the end of about three hours he
went back to see how the new man was
getting along. When he got to the field,
he saw the most extraordinary sight that
q man ever saw in moving field. There
were cleanly moved paths all through
the standing grass. some of them fairly
straight, others that looked like the re-
verse curves of railroad going through
mountains and others that resembled the
path fellow makes when he has been
looking on the cup that cheers and also
q inebriates. He looked at it in speechless
wrath for several minutes, and then he
hollered at the top of his voice to the new
man who was circling over the back part
Of the piece. -. o..
Come here. ye crazy galootw he yell
ed.
The fellow came and leaned on his
sneth. calmly waiting for the storm to
begin. '.'. 't
What in the name Of the seven hot
ovens Of HI an all the devils thet tend
the fires do ye reckon we've been do
in, gallopin over tibet field like a loonar
tic?" he sputtered. --ga
What you told me to-" answered the
new man, steady as clock. I'm one of
them message to Garcia fellers. Ye
told me to NOW fer thet yaller dog an
not ask emmy durn fool questions. An |
done it. The goldurned dog didn't stay
still. Thet's all."-Lewiston Me) Jour-
nal
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A Kansa. Mans Experience.

This story is told by an Atchison man
who made trip in the west: One night
after going to bed. he was disturbed by
lot OF noisy men In a saloon across the
street from the hotel. The drunken men
became Ioisier toward midnight, and the
Atchison nan, being unable to sleep, got
out Of bed and resolved to edo some
thing" He resolved TO call the clerk and
have the drunken men arrested and sent
to the police station in the patrol wagon.
So he,went down stairs to complain and
found the clerk trembling. "Sh.'' the
clerk said. there is only one officer in
town, and he is drunk with the party.
Quick Shot Harmed and Bruser Bill and
seven other Of the worst men in the ter
ritory are in the party. You will be for.
tunate if they do not attack the hotel and
make the guests dance in their night
clothes" The Atchison man crept back
to bed meekly. and sLivered and shook
until the drunken men had disappeared
with lot of whoops and pistol Shots
Atchison Globe t E##E
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allow lucky"
"Why?"
"For me, l mean"
"Oh. Lonsonse. Now don't spoil every
thing by saying anything silly"
~ wasn't going to. But you know ev-
cry fellow has an ideal girl"
"But we've only known each other part
Of a summer"
81 feel as though I'd known you all
my Hfe."
"Do you always say that to girls"
"You're the only girl / ever
"Loved"
"Talked sense to. haven't paid you
one compliment. Now, have I?'
"Oh. shouldn't have liked you at all
II you talked in that way"
"But honestly ! knew that you were
not a girl who wanted a man to say
pretty things to her all the time. I think
those girls are stupid"
"Oh, think it's great fun to be chums
without any nonsense
"What do you call nonsenseP
Filtration"
"Mind waves are strictly platonic"
''Then we shall not misunderstood each
other Oh. have often longed to be un-
derstood."
81 am sure that I understand you. !
have always thought. do you know. Miss
well, I declare I've forgotten your frst
name"
"why you've never heard 1t. have youI
It's Marion"
"Marion?"
ayes. What's yours"
"Mine:'
ayes"
"NIine is Marcus Aurelius."
"Goodness"'
"It's fact"
"I suppose people call you Mark"
"People that know me. well call me
Mike"
"Mike?"
"Yes Please call me Mike"
eyes. 1t will be more like a platonic
mind wave II we call each other By our
| FIRST name" =.
Aren't you engaged to SOME oneF'
Goodness, no! Are you"
"Was once. Never will be again"
'I think it's bad form to fall in love. l
never have and never shall. Were you
very much in lover"
81 wasn't in love at all"
"But you said you were engaged"
$50 was. 1t just happened. She
was a widow"
"Poor boy"
"Yes; wasn't it?"
| 'Was it very long ago"
Ever so long ago. l had quite forgot
| ten."
"How long ago?"
| "H-h-uh?"
How long ago was itT'
"Let ME see. 1t was-yes-it was last
| August"
| "Ohw
"Yes,"
| "Was she pretty?
"Oh-er-some might think so. She
| wasn't at all like you. l have always
wanted to meet a girl with real violet
| eyes"
Really"
| She dipped her fingers in a golden bowl.
Then she said across the table in a hoarse
whisper without looking up:
"Mike?"
:Yes. Marion"
Don't look around. But that horrid
East Indian is bringing-a lot Of people
| don't look round-that we know-directly
down the room-and they see u.s.
"Rubbering. are theyT
They're staring like anything. There
are the Vanderhycks, and the Highballs,
and the Westburys. and your sister and
her husband. and-and, oh-Chappy"
| Great Scott"
Quick what shall we say-they're
bowling"
"Why, put bold face on it"'
"Yes, but how? 1t looks simply dread
full They will think we met purposely.
Chappy's glaring through her lorgnette.
They must have come into town for din
uer."
"Are you afraid?"
"Awfully."
"well. there's only one thing to do
now"
"Quick. what?"
Announce it.'
Announce what-the mind wave?"
"No. our engagement"
Mike! The idea!'
Ssh. Marion. They're almost here.
Just leave it to me. It's the only way,
Smile and look pleasant. Well, well!
As ! live. Who'd have thought Of meet
ing you all here? Isn't this just toe
jolly for anything g?"-New York Sun.
The aegis & intelligencer., 1900-10-19

J. NJ. Barrie's story of how telegraph
.'ditor. receiving a dispatch that the Zu'
lus had taken umbrage." headed the
news Capture of Umbrage by the
Zulus." has been paralleled by an editor
In the west. Shortly after some anti
Semitic riots in Austria slight shock
Of earthquake was felt in the vicinity OF
Vienna. and cable dispatch put it terse.
ly that there had been Seismic disturb
ances" near the capital. He headed the
item Down With the Jews."-Ex.
nhan0a
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"Do you drink coffre?" asked the doc
tor of an aged patient.
yes" was the reply.
Coffee" continued the NJ. D., sis a
sloY poison"
"Yes. very SLOW" replied the old man.
II have taken it daily for nearly 10
years."-Chicago News.
The aegis & intelligencer., 1900-10-19
The Same Thing

Mamie. I hear that you are goins to
become n lecturer"
'The idea! am engaged to be mar
ried, Minnie"
Vel knew 1t was something of the
sort" returned Minnie.
The aegis & intelligencer., 1900-10-19

The rest cure Is one Of the most efi-
eient and simple of all prescribed for
nervous exhaustion. As given at the pri-
vates hospitals and sanitariums it is ex-
pensive, but any one with sufficient
strength Of mind and leisure can take it
at home with little expense.
Three weeks at the least are required
for the process. During this time the
patient should remain in bed except q
hour or two day, when she can ut In
an easy chair at the window and read
something light Simple but nourishing
food of an easily digestible nature should
be eaten freely. and milk is an important
item. A glass Of milk should be taken
Immediately on awaking, another at
breakfast and at noon and again at the
evening meal and the Hast thing at night.
Tea. cetfse and wines are forbidden.
The aegis & intelligencer., 1900-10-19

Sunday trains leave Baltimore for Delta and
intermediate stations at $50 A. d. and 4.0e
P. NJ, stopping at Bel Air at 10 4. N. and o.3o
and Intermediate stations at 5.6b A. M. and
$50 =. NJ, stopping at Bel Air at 7.55 a. h
and 4.30 p. NJ. An additional train will leave
Bel Air for Baltimore and intermediate sta
tons at 6. 10 I. H., and Baltimore for Bel All
at $50 P. M, arriving at Bel Air at P. M
and Baltimor $50 P. N.
]. K. KILN EFELTER, Gen. Pass. AgI.
W. MOORE. GEM Manager.
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Modest.

Father-Who prepared this pudding?
Mother Cooking at her daughters in
succession,-l mustn't tell. The author
desires to remain Meggen.
dorfer Blatter.
The aegis & intelligencer., 1900-10-19

The Chinese study phrenology. judg.
ing man by the development of his
forehead and a woman by the form and
size of the back Of her Uranium.
The aegis & intelligencer., 1900-10-19

When you have nothing to say. say
nothing. A weak defense strengthens
your opponent. and silence is less in
jurious than bad reply ....
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Pretty Changeable.

"My wife is 'as changeable as the
weather."
"Ho. that's nothing! My wife is as
changeab Bile as a So ll."-Philadelphia
Bulletin.
The aegis & intelligencer., 1900-10-19
4Finder. Keepers" Was Good Law

A fat faced policeman stood on Park
row corner half asleep. A newsboy, one
of the big ones, saw a dime at the edge
of the curb. He stopped and picked il
up.
What are you pickin up there" de-
mRnded the policeman, with a sudden
show of interest.
Found a dime in the gutter" replied
the newsboy fearlessly.
'Give it to me-" demanded the police.
man.
an do nothin of the kind" said the
boy.
"Yes. you will. or TIL run you in
Say. you don't know who you're talk
in to. do you?" was the answer to the
threat "I lives on the level see? An
what's more I can prove it. Finders
keepers if I know anything about the
game. You just run me in
"Move on! Move on! said the police
man fercely. waving his club as he saw
crowd was gathering.-New York
Tribune
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TEAMS SOUTHWARK
SUNDAY TRAINS.

An additional tram will leave Bel Air, for
Baltimore and intermediate Stations, at z .15.
on SATURDAY evenings only. Returning,
will leave Baltimore the same evening at 11.3O,