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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26
ADJUSTMENTS.


MY Friend From India played 10 a
good house at the Seattle thcater last
night. Myron H. Rice has selected q
most capable company for the work. This
play has been produced here several times
IN the past. but II has never had more
able people than IN the cast which Will
be- seen here today and Tuesday-
Charlie Undcrholt. young man OF
sporting tendencies. arrives home after a
good time at the HOFFMAN house and
takes with him man whom he has never
seen before. but who turns out 10 be a
barber.
Erastus trndorhoit. Charities father. II
rich man with two daughters. who has
left hts home IN Kansas city and taken
up his residence In New York for the pur-
pose OF getting his daughters into socs-
city. lie also takes German girI with
him as his daughters maid. owing to
hts sons drinking habits be has threaten
ed 60 disown him. ana Charlie. when ne
awskes and finds the strange man in bed
with him. determines to pass him on as
Session clergyman who has been to
india TO perfect himself In Theosopby,
The father determines 20 lionize the Inn
poster In order TO gain hts entrance into
society. The comedy IL woven around
the amusing incidents and situations be-
fore the Old gentleman finds cut the de-
cepfion. which he finally does but for
gives hts son, marries od one OF his
daughters ana returns 10 his old home In
Kansas CITY.
Walter Callixnn carries the part OF Tn
derhoit senior with a great deal 81 anti
ity, wniie SIR. Lutte Nfoman does the son
very we'll
Mr. Lewis Peters rendition 81 Angus
fuS keepe shaver. ths barber and the
man from India, IL exceedingly well done.
he has chances snnumerahie 90 uversln
his part. bat keeps himself well within
honnds and does bis work most naiur-
ally
Miss Rpse Tapley as Bernice tTnderhoIi
and Miss EdfM Eweu Marion UaySte,
her friend. were very COED They arr
t~e handsome women. and their gowns
IN the last act we're beautiful
Misa West Temple a. GeFtts Laderholt
the pek ~ her father. - "a wonderfully
cietrr actress Her nattrainess ia
all ~ her aituatiuns wae particularly no.
tsceable. and her rendition - her songs
with a snap and WiuNon4cn@ss hat u
very hard 70 suTpaEs
@Ttiiy tn. German maid. - taken b
Miss May Nskes- who created The part
in the original prodHciiou Ind. 81 such a
thing wers possible. rae y rv~n hester
than ever There has usvsF b.en an act
reea who could compare usth her IN her
particular line, and she hrouKht dcwn
the house BY her tutmiiAble acting She
a. ore ~ tha 5ieVerest character ACTRESSES
nyar seen hers. Aita8sth~r u h one ~
The beet comedy COMPANIES that HasH
been 80 Seattle fer many months
TuuiEht sn5 tpmNrrnN are tse lass pre-
ductians ~ My Frtewa trusu India
"Wednesday night Eawsr6 Baxter Per.
w. the blind pianist. ~ ~ heard lN con-
cert AZ sne Ssatile thsAfsr
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26
REV. a. W MARTINS IEcruRs.
breaches ister~ssiss Sermon ON
"Ds aiet'. Maadaw.e

Rev Alfred W Martin selected a. his
suhiett laeg eyentpx Daniels NVins3r,sss =
Nhea TIE prophet wss ia exile aubiast
q the tf&unf ~ the fiahstoalsE kina
Ne ssiefiea Aolsae "a hsss.. 1890.
9peu@d toward the fAr.aistans Jaftssler,
and with his faes toward the tarnstf,, ~
his tsea Ne wyrrhipr.d Him ia argrtt
What Msscra IL fe fae Mas,.,,p,,,ss M =
Jeruaalens = - fhN IewS. Modern tsoaxhs
may regard fhe act - eFe e aussafsti.
ti~n bat n cpnlAins a heAut1fat ~ stst.,i
~ ~eNtd ~ Neft f1f Hs all III Zach haA
" hook ufoH ana forward Is q Jsrsieal ss,s
* ne s.sui
w an tha serinsaf8t heaks That ~ IN.
Jews tNe t'id Fesiansrfft AZ we call ia
NfssFAfs the Eresfs~t number az ssnrl.-
Afpitcehie 90 aprasn nature for al fsu,e
ana thauEh barssi deals mech a4fh
dreaEla. if Ia naast aflEntfl4f ana ~
81 f1lrtINe hsssN
Nest sanaay #veslnS yasn n pr.,t
wiil deliver AZ f.tks haH ar a4s4resu -,
f8ae historical ltaass 81 Iss1ss
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26

a Ds, sna >tsht~ Mt shr ssraad.
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satisfactory uFud1etEHa thus Tar ssfN
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26

Ben Hendricks. in his clever character
nation ~ .'cie Olson, has no, been for
Third Avenue theater iast evening wAs
the occasion ~ one 81 the Largest houses
IN The history 81 the theater.
ftDle Dlknn." up 10 date. with every
thing new bat the title. proved "a Dopn-
lar as ever. and the s.yalty. yoFiai. ycnial~
Ole With his quaint blending 81 hwrtnr
and pQihoS, drew tears and laughter alike
last nasht. and renewed his popularity ~
n year age, The play Aa~ been tewritten
since Il was seen here last. the east nnt
eos8 specgalsiss introduced - that ws,h
the sarns xkeieson af psut Y Il prscti.
calls new play.
Ben Hendsicss' humor grows r!cser AMI
more melssfw With age. and th~ honest
aimple-hen SMesse. fn Ass hausts be-
remes iieaiiEed lsto q heing thai eyerys
bgdy iaves. eyen tsmasl msss inecngra-
sua situations are introduced
y IL play fgii - human Interest,". ard
wiH always - popular with she masses
The east y a strong one every memter
10 ihe chararief n hard Especially -
ihls true - Miss Bertie Conway. the sou
hrette. who az Genie fsmFia. Ole's sweet
heart. fully SHARED tae honofs With Nj.
randffrks
saila rennaisv captured TIE haase WITH
hsr vigorously hasnoreas representation
81 Mrs. QF9anasesn. on me wsrpsth 'or
FRANK 4 FArregg iufreaacsd some tori.
esl songs and ais ~osne ffe1sf tu~N ara
wing dancing white WtlAAm Hyan atsn
sans several sxnss fhat wFrp wsu re-
galeeA
Tne fsassre a tas evening. howevef. wss
the Nw~sssh ladies QwsFtstte ~ national
costumes Tier eTlg sffsssea nHre ~
the ttsfmniux n staS taKt act. Nat fhei
ricN and wfn flts1ea Vfstrp@ yenfer tire
rational sgNes with such exquisite haf~
rsfng tha4 fhe fneuiseTs yrs esfiea rack
- nfgeh fhai Sc .~rasmes fnsassettte - stsr
tfsFR ~ shs naaster ~ sfscares
HiAlf uisan wf1 ~ csnt3naal ~ ftsa
i eek uith 4 stesiAi matinee on ThHnE&.
eiVtnx daF 8nd sesf Saturday
prMf.r@2 eyeei4Nsess fsshlasskhfs -,
sasnfar fyssr ls@sss4pR comfortably s3sazi .
~ c9rregtie fgtea Niss Wfl9fsskt ~.
figfas, III Ch~rFy
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26
ROBBED THE GRAVE.

=, ,as,rshns iucissut = nassas~a b 1uoa otvsr
$780, cua. follows 4 Il a. aNtni
.T---- Ny skin sfrrnse yeliau. syea tIntrn.
rs s- s.sates pain consisslznr "a s@ek And sae-.
rlvsi'ee--s grrrsux se4ksr dsy h. dty. 49,
10 ~. = Dad sven ~ Tsss I wAs sati-ra
49, -ssirtc ta;ters. to ry great 1cy. M -,
fh.s. ulA1e dexiifd srnrrerrrnen. rn.stAnoe1
/ -. - ier thlee seeks. ard an nc~ wen r. e.
NJ - iheF vuhbsi the grave e asosAez s1c'iia.
ieed, q, W ~M AS
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26
no SPECIAL SERVICES.
thanksgiving Observed in Many
Seattle Churches.
~. W. a. msJoR's SERMON.

Preafd~rt Nef<inIey's
vva~Ismation setffsg Apart >esf
rhvr.day NJ Day Of He1oieins-
r.ser and Industry Prosperous In
Anerfes--t,es. W. ID. simonas Pa
trtetle sermon at seattle Theafsr.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26
Your Chance.


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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26

~ yOe w@n1 tarkey Atfess ~. ErzGs
"a ~ given - Dave Csrues sF~re 1885,
gFal. &sFsanses - -asis TAxs.kax was.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26

Wednesday and SATURDAY, and a special
ON ThnnksE wing day.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26

so, " a. sfseH2~ natAs zevs tees
~ 80 seattle fkvsssr.
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26
" NIT 8 HOLMES DRUG W
BISMARCK,s IRON NERVE

~, .as resnlf = his sgissii& heaeh indoraitata
Ss- - iIe@aenduus sn@-sx art noi found vhes'
rrS Aistf. kAfneys aud Ecuels are cut =
.f'n< Ese Dr Ksass Mes Life fiiia oI''
STEWART a. IICsI.MES DRUG co.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-11-26

prMF.r@a eysxiANses. fssh4assktss -,
,-sr,tqfr. igssrfsessa4va3 enaefagtat4s s3ssssi.
"a c0rregttg fgtea Miss ssgixssskf. ~,
fietan. "a Cherry
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14
The Nortonville News says:

The Nortonville News says: "If
your neighbor is prosperous, let him
prosper. Don't grunt, growl or grum-
BILE. Say good word for him and let
it go at that. Don't be knocker.
Your turn will come; no one man is
the whole show. If you see the town
is moving along nicely, feel good
about it Help things along, shove
a little; push. Try to get some
of the benefit yourself. Don't you
stand around like chilly OLD cadaver.
Don't waste your time feeling sore
because some fellow has little more
sense than you have. Do little
more rustling yourself. Don't be a
kQOcker"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14
QUESTION ANSWERED.

Yes, August Flower still has the
largest sale of any medicine in the
civilized world. Your mothers aud
grandmothers' never thought of using
anything else for Indigestion or Bill
tousness. Doctors were scarce, and
they seldom heard of Appendicitis,
Nervous Prostitution or Heart failure,
etc. They used August Flower to
clean out the system and stop fermen-
tation of undigested food, regulate
the action of the liver, stimulate the
nervous or organic action of the sys-
TEN, and that is all they took when
feeling dull and bad with headaches
or other aches. You only need few
doses of Green's August Flower, in
liquid form, to make you satisfied
there is nothing serious the matter
with you. For sale by Jones & Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

ton; brain deadened with everlasting tobacco
torpor; sexual power destroyed. leave man but
an emasculated wreck who knows not what life
is
When tobacco has . hold on . man he has blu,
one hope-No-ro- Bac-which has been the sal
rssion Of over 800 ooo such cases and Is curing
win but know what Il is to be once more frm Of
step. bright of eye, full of energy. magnetism
and vital force. sNo-To BAG will eradicate the
tobacco habit from the vices of mankind. Hear
what Col AcClAry has to say of his glorious vic
tory, caused by No-To-Bac's timely Appearance
on the battlefield:
BoNHAH, TEXAS, August LIST, 1895.
GSntlemen-Poruits an old broken-dOwn Confed-
crate 70 give bis experience in the us0 OF No-To-
6ec June LIST last bought one box OF Il from John
reeier. druggist- 70 try as an experiment i quit
the use OF tobacco s1nst1nter." took the boa OF
tablet. IN ledsysEtekins eiEht Per day. Eoy for
the result Eo1 two months June and Julyo have
had little desire for tobacco InOw loatho and de-
test and hate III am s. year, Of aGo-smok06 and
cheWed ~ the same time regularly for about -
yeaf.- have been regular tobacco-ehewer for
70 yearA 3, AccLABY.
No To-Bae VIM do It for you. quickly. easily.
begin to-dsy- You take no risk xhstsver Il
you buy from your own druggist under absolute
Eusrantee g cure. Get our booklet Don't
Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away"
Mriten guar.ntee and free sample mailed Tor
the asking. Address The Sterling Remedy Co.
Chicago or New York
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

Homer Peep, of Liberty, south of
Yates Center, was fixing a well last
week and after having sawed a square
in the cover was called to the barn by
his son. Upon returning he found
his wife had fallen into the well.
Calling to his son, he slid down the
rod and was assisting his wife. when
his son, who became excited, came
tumbling into the well also. A daugh-
ter, hearing the commotion, ran and
got a long ladder and helped the three
out. The well had ten feet of water
in it.-Wilson Echo.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

A gentleman recently cured of
dyspepsia gave the following appro-
pirate rendering of Burns famous
blessings: 'SOme have meat and can
not eat, and some have none that
want it; but we have meat and we
can eat,-Kodol Dyspepsia Cure be
thanked" This preparation will di-
gest what you eat. 1t instantly re-
heves and radically cures indigestion
and all stomach disorders. Jones &
Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

A Rice county farmer kept his
foIce of men and teams in the harvest
field all day Sunday. On going to the
stable Monday morning he found one
men missing. The men probably rea-
soned that if the fourth command
ment of the decalogue was not bind
ing on their employer. neither was
the eighth on them--Lvons Repuhli-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

The law holds both maker and cir
culatOr OF counterfeit equally gull
ty. The dealer who sells you dan
gerous counterfeit of Dewitts Witch
Hazel Salve risks your life to make Il
little larger profit. You can not trust
him. DeWitt's is the only genuine
and original Witch Hazel Salve,
well known cure for piles all skin dis
eases. See that your dealer gives you
DeWitt's Salve. Jones Sc Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14
SSubscribe for the WORLD.
An Ideal Climate.

The first white man to set foot on
Utah soil, Father Si!vestre Veiez de
Escalante, reached the GREAT SALT
LAKE on the 23rd day of September.
1875, wrote in his diary: "Here the
climate is so delicious, the air so
baImy, that it is pleasure to breathe
by day and by night" The climate
Of Utah is one of the richest endow-
ments of nature. On the shores OF
the Great Salt Lake especially and
! for fifty miles therefrom in every di-
rection-the climate of climates is
found To ENABLE persons to partici-
pate in these scenic and climatic at
fractions and to reach the famous
HEALTH BATHING AND PLEASURE RE
SORTS of Utah, the UNION PACIFIC
has made rate to OGDEN and SALT
LAKE CITY of one fare for the round
trip, plus s.. 90, from Missouri River.
to be in effect June 21st. July to 10
inclusive, July 18th and August End.
Return limit October 81. 1900.
For full information, call on or adj
dress G. c. SCHAEFER, Agent.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

You assume no risk when you buy
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy. Jones II Gibson
will refund your money if you are not
satisfied after using it. 1t is every
where admitted to be the most sue
cessful remedy in use for bowel COM
plants and the only one that never
fails. 1t is pleasant, safe and relia-
BILE.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

A Sedgwick county justice Of the
peace officiated at his own wedding.
Asked the bride the usual questions,
responded to his own questions and
pronounced himself and the woman
man and wife. The papers refer TO
him as the new self binder.-Russell
Record.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

A minister at CoffeyvilIe married a
young couple the other day, not no
ticing until after they had gone that
the license had been issued in the
territory. Such license is not legal
in Kansas, and the minister ran for
the hotel as fast as he could go, hust-
led the couple out and started them
for the territory.-Ex
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

The blood is strained and purified
by the kidneys. No hope of health
while the kidneys are wrong. FoLEY's
KIDNEY CURE is just what is needed
by most ailing women. Jones s. Glib
son and Jas G. Ellis, Collyer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

The death of a lady in a western
Kansas town reveals the fact that for
many years she has been living a life of
sad deception. She was 60 years old and
during her twenty years of residence
in Kansas she had smiled and blushed
as women do when joked about being
old maids never intimaIing by so
much as hint that she had been any
thing different. But when she died
her skeleton came from behind the
closet door. She had been married
and divorced ana two grown sons
came out to attend the funeral.-Ex
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

A Salina woman stepped on rattle
snake and was so badly frightened
that she could not move; but it hap
pened that she stepped on it near its
mead, which prevented the varmit
from striking. She was rescued by a
neighbor woman who killed the SER
pent.-Russeli Record.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14
VOLCANIC RRUPTIONs

Are grand. but Skin Eruptiens rob
life of joy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve
cures them; also Old Running and
Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons.
Corns, Warts, Cuts, Bruises, Burns,
Scalds, Chapped Hands, Chilblains.
Best Pile cure on earth. Drives out
Pains and Aches. Only 25 cents a
box. Cure guaranteed. Sold by Jones
& Gibson, Druggists. 26
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

If you are sick all over, and don't
know what ails YOU, it's ten to one
your kidneys are out of order, Fo-
LEY's KIDNEY CURE will bring you
health and energy Jones s. Gibson
and Jas c. Ellis.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

For burns, injuries, piles and skin
diseases use DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. 1t is the original. Counter
feits may be offered. Use only De-
Wits Jones s. Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

81 have gone on Lincoln's motto
DO the best; If not, then the best
possible. '"-GoveInOr Roosevelt.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

1t is not known what course Nc
Kinley will pursue in regard to the
trouble in China, but the Democracy
stands ready to condemn him for it.
-EY
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14
i CONFEDERATE VICTORY.
a Texas Colonel Con-
QuerS a Life Long
Foe.
Story OF . Struggle for Years. Ending
In Success at Last-The Here's
Own Statement

Hurrahi!
Another victory
won
and after Q Life
of fighting.
In youth, m Q q
recklessly acquire
habit. which for Q
time they can essi-
ly manage. But ~
time goes OF the
struggle become.
one of lie and
death, and IN the
case of the tobacco
vice. the fight II
almost hopeless.
He who allows the
time to 60 by when
he can still say
TN quit" and do
IL. il in . serious
position. Nerves
paralysed with
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

Come to us for lob work.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-07-14

cAScARETS s sss R Rss:as zssa ssi ss s
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-07-17
IT DAZZLEs THE WORLD,

No discovery in medicine has ever
created one querter OF the excite,
ment that has been caused by DR..
Kings New Discovery for consump,
tion. It's severest tests have been
on hopeless victims of consumption,
pneumonia, pleurisy and bronchitis,
thousands of whom it has restored
to perfect health. For coughs,
colds, asthma, Group, hay fever,
hoarseness and whooping cough it
is the quickest, surest cure in the
world. 1t is sold by Smith Drug
Co. who guarantee satisfaction or
refund money. Large bottles SOC
and $1.00. Trial bottles free.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-07-17
HEARTBURN.

When the quantity of food is ia.
ken too large or the quality too rich
heartburn is likely to follow, and es.
pecially so if the digestion has been
weakened by constipation. Eat
slowly and not too freely of easily
digested food. Masticate the food
thoroughly. Let six hours elapse
between meals and when you feel a
fullness and weight in the region OF
the stomach after eating, indicating
that you have eaten too much, take
one of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets and the heartburn
may be avoided. For sale by Smith
Drug Co.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-07-17
NOTED WAGERs.

One man afflicted with the gam
bling spirit was Sir Mark Sykes,
He offered to pay anyone a guinea
a day for each day Napoleon lived,
proyided the taker would pay lou
puineas down. A clergyman ac-
cepted the offer and made fine
profit, as Napoleon lived three
years.
A uobleman of England made a
wager of 81, 500, 100 years ago that
a man could live IL hours under
water. A man who was reckless OF
life offered to go down and was
sunk in an old ship. Neither the
man nor the ship was recovered
Sir John Slade, a very small man,
bet 5000 that he could carry a
friend who weighed about five times
as much as himself a distance ot2OU
yards. The day came and a large
assembly of men and women gath
cred to witness the remark able
deed. Sir John told his friend to
remove his clothes-that he had
agreed to carry the man, not the
garments. Of course the friend re-
fused and lost the money.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-07-17
NO USE TO GO FISHING.

Those holier than thou politicians
who do not like the platforms or the
candidates of the two dominant par
ties, need not remain away from the
polls on election day for the want
of candidates or platforms, for the
November election will witness the
following tickets in the field for
presidential preferment;
Republican-President, William
Mckinley, Ohio; wee president, The
odore Roosevelt, New York.
Democratic and Silver Republican
President, VIM. ]. Bryan, Nebras-
ka, Adlai e. Stevenson, Illinois.
Peoples Party (middle of the road
President, Wharton Barker, Penn
syIvania, vice president, Ignatius
Donnelly, Minnesota.
Peoples Party (fusion)-Presi-
dent, William Jennings Bryan, Me-
braska; vice president, Charles A.
Towne, Minnesota.
Social Observation-Disclosures V.
Debs, Indiana; vice president, job
Hartman, California.
Prohibition-President, John G,
Woolley, Illinois; vice president,
Henry B. Metcalf, Rhode Island.
United Christian-President Rev,
S. G. Swallow, Pennsylvania; vice
president, John G. Woolley, Illinois
DeLeon Socialist-President, Jo'
seph F. Maloney, Massachusetts,
vice president, Valentine Remill
Pennsylvania.
The gold-bugs have not put out q
ticket yet, but, there is strong tall
of a ticket being placed in the felC
with either Reed (republican) OIL
Cleveland (mugwump) at the head