The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-08
DooLEY AT KANSAS CITY


lSal FRANCISCO EA14nlIOA-J
Examiner Headquarters. Kansas City,
July 4-~Is Rafferty, at Kans' City!
asked Mr. Hennessey-
He is that" said Mr. DOoiey, an
It's on tn square with him now. he
loves it. He says there's all tn differ
ence IN tn wur-ruld between Dammy-
craI an a Republican convention down.
at Phllly6elphy, twas Mark Hanna says
this an Marx Hanna says that an no
wan batted an eye without 3 up IT m N
stage. Win q diliygate had a resolution
10 otter, he GhrOpped u IN little DoN,
pulled 3 rope All shot II down 70 N
cashiers desk BUT in kans' city amy
man that has a resolution TO Olfer gets
Up on III platform an reads II or sings
u or whistles IL, as tn case may De
Ihey Sc no chains or collars on tnlm
Tn con-vinuon." Rafferty, says, was
opened with a prayer that made gr-reat
mt, IN dlIlygateS Jhinkln twas Bryan
that was nlnJiOned in it. Tn chairman
called : n rea0ln II n Declaration
of IndipindinCe, wan " IN nrsL Things
lVer wrote be William J. Brysn- twas
well liked be III audience, a dlllygaIe
II m Oklahoma bsin' SO took with II mat
he dhrew his rOrty-fOur an thrled 10
shoot wan iv III thrUSt-destroyiu broth
erS Belmont We VIII next, said IN,
chairman, hear that beautiful an tOoch-
IN ballad, The Star Sp4ngied Banner.
wur-ruGS an music be William J. Bryan,
sung be a lovely an accomplished V0-
caliSt or Singin' lady frm hanS' City,
Kansas, he says Tn audience IS re-
tune with their boots on n, hure. ne
says Now, boys, ne says, let her so,
I he says.
''AtCher tn song was sung they was
loud an repeated cries Nv Hill firm IN
audience Where's that grand man
that has just come back II m an inter-
view with our noble leader? they says.
Chased, says they. be our noble lead
erS dog, they says. Fetch out Hlll,'
says they We Wud ike 10 throw some
thing at him. says they. tn glntleman
IT m New York, says N chairman, 'Wud
gladly respond TO these hOaUse cries he
says, but am sorry he says, TO inform
( tn cOnvinJion,' he says, that as a thrue
Dimmicrat he can only speak thru our
Croker, he says. viii Misther Croker
rise II m MlSther HIS head an lave
him speak,, he says He viii not says
Croker. Thin says tn chairman, tn
con-vintion will come to Ordher vile tn
eager sons iv free coinage IT m Waco,
Texas, give US their StatUry clog dance,
entitled, William J. Bryan Defyin' the
standard lie Company to Do It's Worst
This spirited act was accomplished, Hin
neSSey, with fine effect Professor GaZOO
" Joplin followed with his cillybraIed
ant-eXpanslon performance on a thrap-
exc. an man fr,m IN Panhandle played
a solo called Down With Cor pirate
Greed or Repeal tn Currency Act iV 1880,
or IN Naytional BankS'H Own This
for ANY Wan to Earn a~Livin' Except
be Wurrkin, an as a Preliminary 10
This Repeal tn Government Shud Cancel
I All Notes Now OutStandin'' on a slide
trombone This ballad. which was wrote
be William j. Bryan, brought tears to
IN eyes " nanny Tn Kansas dilly-
cation said, Twas betther thin tn
Star Spangled Banner" He moved 1t
be substituted fr Mr.. Bryan's earlier
effort. Tn motion prevailed.
Tn chairman thin announced that tn
comfy on rislutions wud rayceve planks
! f'r tn platform in tn vacant lot ad-
/ jinin' tn hall All planks. he says,
must be accompanied be music suitable
f-r tn piano or tn accOrdjeen,' he says.
or two dancin' round tn hail. he says,
! an at tn conclusion " these delibera-
tons. he SAYS. we will nominate FIR
| tn high Office Nv president " tn United
States tn Hon. William Jennings Bryan
/ iV RebraSky,' he says"
Did Rafferty, see Croker?" Mr.. Hen
| messy asked, eagerly.
He did So" said Mr.. DOOley.
What is he hke?'
''WelA'' said Mr.. Dooley. he's a fine
man, fine sthrong man He has a
great command Nv language He sell
J dom let's amy escape Rafferty, whit up
TO call on him with a jint obligation fr' m
/ Arksnsaw an Mississippi. Mr. Croker.
| says they Huh says he We come
/ they says. FIR to shake be tn han tn
man that leads IN gloryous an unterri-
ned DImmoeracy w tn gran OF city iv
( New York Hun, says Croker. We
/ ar-re proud tv We, says they. 'Ye rip
/ TiSint tn forces that is WuTrukin' f'T TO
| demolish tn inimies Nv our government
! Huh, says Croker. Go on with tn good
night, worthy follower " Jackson an
! Jefferson Go on an haste III foes "
I liberty an yere name viii diScind to fu-
! ture giner-ratOns, inSpirin' thin to their
/ jooty an leadin' thin like a star firm
safe to safe Huh says Croker.
Rafferty, says tn obligation whit
away much pleased. He tells me II
4 Thomas Jefferson or Andrew Jackson
/ had come to Kans' City they wuddent
/ atthract half tn attintion Nv Croker. An
/ that's right It's proper tn party shud
| give honor to a good man. q thTue man
/ an man that prob'ly cud bate tn in
/ tire Massachusetts obligation if put in a
room with thin an a chair"
/ I'd like to see him president" said
/ the honest Hennessy.
so wud l. said Mr. Dooley. He'd
/ be tn boy that'd get afther III thrusts
] He'd follow thin up night an day, pur-
1 sue thin TO their LARS, take thin be tn
/ throat an choke thin till they give up