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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-03-23

Girls, If you wish to be June bride
with red lips, laughing eyes, lovely
complexion, take Rocky Mountain Tea
this month. 35c. Ask your druggist,
DIR. VIM. Connolly.
Glenn Montague has bought out the
stock of goods Of Julia Guyette at
Lourdes and taken possession. Mr..
and Mrs. Guyette have gone onto the
James Brophy farm.
Taken this month keeps you we'll all
summer. Greatest spring tonic known.
Rocky Mountain Tea, made by Madi-
son Medicine Co. 35c. Ask your drug
gist, DR.. VIM. Connolly.
This Office has recently printed some
tabulated pedigrees of G. p. Miller's
richly bred Wilkes stallion, Redford.
Mr.. Miller will doubtless be glad to
send one to any interested parties.
Our complete line of shoes bought
last fall before the raise in prices of
leather puts us in position to save you
money on foot wear.
G. d. NICHOLS s. Co.
5000 years have we waited for the
greatest spring blessing ever offered
1t doubles your joys md halves your
sorrows. That's what Rocky Mountain
Tea does. 35c. Ask your druggist, DIR.
VIM. Connolly.
The Decorah District Conference OF
the NJ. E. church meets at Decorah,
| April 2, 3, and 4. Bishop Thomas
Bowman is expected on that occasion.
The Bulletin sent out says Cresco
leads on collections this year.
Berry Howard, another of the CON
spirators for the murder of Gov.
Goebel has made confession fully
confirming that made by Golden.
The murder duplicates the leading
republicans of Kentucky, the secre-
tary of state paying the money to the
man who did the shooting. The price
paid was 1920.
Thursday, March 10Th, is the date
Of the spring millinery opening of
Cresco's exclusive millinery store, the
one conducted by Miss Jnlia Byrnes,
assisted by Miss Mary Clemmer as
expert trimmer. AT this date the
largest and most up-to-date stock in
Cresco will be ready for your inspection.
All are cordially invited to attend.
j. A. Barker, the new landlord in
the Park Hotel, had the misfortune
to fall backwards down the stairs
leading to the dining room Thursday
morning and was seriously injured,
being unconscious for long time.
The cause of his falling is said to have
been stroke of apoplexy, and at the
hour of going to press our informant
says the attening physicians report
no Improvement in his condition.
1t will soon be time to choose dele
gates to the Kansas City Democratic
National Convention. This congression
al district will be entitled to two dele
gates. The democracy of this county
can do themselves credit by asking
the district delegates at the state con-
vention which elects delegates to
Kansas City, that a. r. McCook, the
efficient chairman and organizer of
the Howard county democracy, be one
of the district delegates.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-03-23
ON EVERY ROTT,E

OF Shilohs Consumption Cure is this
guarantee: All we ask of you is to use
two-thirds of the contents of this bot,
tie faithfully; then if you can say you
are not benefited return the bottle to
your Druggist and he may refund the
price paid. Price 25 cts, 40 cts. and
$1.00. j. H. LuerS Drug Co.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-03-23

We have saved many doctor bills
since we began using ChamberlainS
Cough Remedy in our home. We keen
bottle open all the time and when
ever any of my family or myself begin
to catch cold we begin to use the
Cough Remedy, and as result we
never have to send away for a doctor
and incur large doctor bill, for Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy never fails to
cure. 1t is certainly a medicine of
great merit and worth.-D. S. NEAR
KLE, General Merchant and Farmer,
Matte, Bedford county, Pa. For sale
by DR.. VIM, Connolly.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-03-23

Quickly satisfactory, permanently
pleasing Beggs' Hair renewer. Remov-
es dandruff, stops hair falling out, re-
stores natural growth and color, cures
all scalp diseases. sam glad to recon-
mend so excellent preparation. Mrs
J. %. Grouseman, Mobile, Ala. LomaS
s. Son.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-03-23
Child Scalded.

The family of Levi Jones living just
north of Lime Springs in Minnesota
had a child about two years that
pulled a cup of hot coffee from the
stove upon itself Tuesday from the
effect of which it died that evening.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-03-23

If you have not read Keiths Seven
Studies for Young Men twenty-five
divisions and three hundred and nine
ty-two pages, illustrated,) you have
missed the best book ever printed on
the Care of Body and Mind. 1t takes
in.the subjects that are comonly left
out of a book and will give you rich
rewards for the study. Postal brings
contents. Address Kings Command,
RelleYille. Ohio.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-03-23

Hair chains and switches made to
order by w. j. Wells, Usage, Iowa.
Myself and agents have canyassed you
a number of times, and you know
what 1 can do. Why not send me
your work? ] guarantee satisfaction,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-03-23
DO YOU KNOW

has proven that, and also that neglect
can be cured with Shiloh's Cough and
Consumption Cure. Sold on positive
guarantee for over fifty years.
J. Fl. LuerS Drug Co.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-03-23
TO cUREA coLDNoSE nav.

Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE
TABLETS. All druggists refund the
money if its fails to cure. Z. W..
GROVES signature is on each box
Sold by j. III. Luers Drug Co. feb5y1
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-03-23
GRAND Millinery openins, March 18th

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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-03-23

To Cure a Cold in One Day.
Take Warmers White Wine of Tar
Syrup, the best cough remedy on
earth. 25 and so cents.-J. H. Luers
Drug Co.
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ragic death Tuesday night at Thorpe

tragic death Tuesday night at Thorpe.
Wis. Young Boylan was employed as
brakeman on the Wisconsin Central
railroad and while on duty in the rail-
road yards at Thorpe, was struck and
killed outright by freight engine. He
was Al years of age and had only been
railroading about three months; until
recently he was employed at the North
Star Wooden Mills and very much es-
teemed by his associates there. John
I. Boylan, prominent in A. o. H. cir
cles in this city, and president OF Div.
No. 6, A. O. H., is a brother OF the
deceased, and Mary Boylan, president
OF Div. No. 1, L. A., A. o. H., is his
sister. The remains were brought to
the family residence, 1896 Fourteenth
avenue S., Thursday evening, and were
inferred later at ST. Mary's cemetery.
Mrs. Mary Mccain died Tuesday at
the family residence, 1615 Madison
street N. E., after an illness of two
WSSNS. llculllOllld, contracted ABOUT
two weeks ago, was the cause oideath.
Mrs. Mccain was born in ireland 65
years ago. In 1865 she located in Min
neapols and had since lived here. For
her excellent qualities, her kindly, SYM
pathetic nature, she will long be re-
membered by all who knew her. The
funeral took place Thursday morning
from the Holy Cross church, Father
Jajeski celebrating requiem mass. The
interment was at St. Mary's cemetery.
Mr.. Thomas Mccain, husband OF the
deceased, is seriously i'll with pneumo-
MIA and the attending physician gives
little hope OF his recovery.
Beatrice Marion, the infant daughter
OF DR.. and Mrs. R. B. OBrien, died
last Monday at the family residence, 7o1
Fourth street N. E. Baby Beatrice was
their only daughter and Dr. and Mrs.
O'Brien have the sympathy OF many
friends in their bereavement. The flu
neral took place Wednesday, the inter-
ment being at St. Anthony cemetery.
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AT HOLY. ROSARY HALL.
The Program on St. Patrick's Day IN
the Evening.

At the Holy Rosary hall this evening
the parishioners OF the Dominican
church will be entertained by an excel
lent program of songs, choruses, recita-
tons, and an Grafton by Father Dunno.
An eloquent, forceful speaker, Father
Dunno is capable of investing any
theme upon which he speaks with inter-
est and charm. This evening, in the
life and character of St. Patrick, he will
have a subject with which he is thor
oughly familiar, and to which he will
lend sympathetic feeling and stirring
eloquence. The program is as follows
Chorus, "Old ireland Hearts and
Hands" girls OF the senior grammar
grades.
Piano duet, Polonaise, Hoffman,
Misses N. Flynn and N. Ellicott.
Song and chorus, "The Irish Soldier"
by the boys.
Lecture, est. Patrick and His
Works." Father Dunno.
Piano solo, Erin" Miss Cora Nc
Cough.
Selections, Twin City Quartet. Z
Song, The Ovid Plaid Shawl" John
Ellicott.
Reading, Irish and Shakespearean Sc
lections, Professor Brown.
Chorus, Beautiful Isle OF the Sea"
girls OF the junior grammar grades.
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No. l No. 2 Rec

The record following for period Of
week presents the same general con-
ditions. Our Northern contract grade
sold for from 3 to AZ cents higher than
the Southern contract grade For these
dates OF the preceding year, under an
other administration, exactly the re-
verse was true. On the Ist of March,
1900, No. northern sold cent lower,
on the following day two cents lower,
on the third one cent and on the fourth
two and quarter cents lower. In the
face OF these figures it is impossible to
say with any foundation OF fact that
Minnesota grain is not superior. Lon
don quotations for Feb. IL, taken from
the Corn Trade News, show that Cali
iornia No sold for S6}S, Oregon
wheat for 8IA and Duluth No. north
ern for 9oM cents. A careful inspection
of the foreign quotations shows that
Minnesota wheat rules steadily higher
than the other standard wheat. and an
evenncss in price is apparent which is
conclusive proof Of the reliability OF the
grades
Such facts as these should reiute the
many insinuations against the grain in
spection department. The present ad-
ministration is ambitious to maintain
the prestige OF Minnesota grain and is
striving to keep the grades at the high
est point, while giving shippers and
producers the best grade to which their
wheat is entitled. The department can
not prevent criticism, and i'll presenting
these facts to the public my only pur-
pose is to have the true conditions
known. Z. S. REISHUS,
Chief Grain Inspector"
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The McGuiggan Brothers, carpenters

The McGuiggan Brothers, carpenters
and builders, report a>large amount OF
building and repairs for the coming
season. This firm is one OF the Oldest
in the city and gives employment to a
large force OF men, with whom there
exists bond of friendship, such thing
as strike being unknown among men
employed by this firm.
Pat Gallagher, the popular Wabasha
street caterer, has received letters news
papers and shamrocks from Ireland, all
OF which show that Pat is still remem-
bered in old Dundalk, where he sportcd
as youthful gossoon many years ago.
X. w. Bell, the chairman OF the city
Democratic committee, reports that
every precinct in the city is in working
order and that the convention, which
will be held on Saturday, March "a, one
week from to-day, will be composed OF
staunch Democrats only and that will
insure good clean ticket to win on
May I.
Div. No. q, A. o. H., will give a
grand dancing party after Easter, date
to be named later, and place OF meet
ing Sherman hail.
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tant cereal products. Such changes as
were made were merely for the sake of
clearness, and the real changes were
exceedingly few. make this assertion
after a careful comparison of both
standards, the one in use being obtain
able from my Office.
From list of appeals from track
inspectors decisions which came in
from Duluth to-day, l have examined
twenty-five consecutive cases. With one
exception, each OF these was an appeal
from the amount of dockage determined
by the inspector, and in the twenty-four
cases out OF the twenty-five the change
made by the board OF grain appeals was
only half pound. This indicates that
the work OF the inspectors is careful
and exact. Only one case of the entire
number concerned an appeal from the
grade, and this was in case of no
grade wheat.
The statements which have repeat
edly received publication that Mime
sofa grades are not holding their own
en- the foreign market receive fiat
contradiction from the daily reports and
quotations of these markets. This office
preserves a record Of the ruling prices
OF wheat, both on home and foreign
markets, and from this and the quota
tons at New York city l quote the fol-
lowing prices. These compare No. 1
northern with the Eastern and South
ern contract grade, No. red winter:
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At the Bltou.

MIR. Ben Hendricks, who will appear
at the Bijou next week in his new pla,
"a Yenuine Yentleman," by special ar
rangement with Mr.. Jacob Lit, ha:
within the short space OF five years wor
an enviable place among the really legi
innate comedians now on the American
stage. In the character of the so-cafied
Anglo American Swede Mr.. Hendricks
has been credited with making a dis.
tinct and valuable addition to the litera.
turc OF the stage.
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welcome by the host and hostess and
entertained until past midnight. The
guests were received by the Mise,
Walsh, Mrs Barber, Nrs. Humphrey
and Miss Hoy.
The members Of Div. No. 2, A. o.
H., celebrated the anniversary OF Robert
Emmet's birth, Saturday evening,
March 10, with program Of speeches
and songs, commemorative of the life
OF the Irish patriot. Among the speak
ers were w. H. Donahue and J. C.
Gubbins. Charles D. Lyons and Patrick
Cady sang and Edward Coskran re-
cited. The attendance was large.
Miss Chenevert, formerly organist at
St. Stephens church, is now choir d.
rector and organist at Holy Rosary
church.
Miss Lena Feeney, 1916 Fourteenth
avenue S., has returned from 4 month S
visit with relatives in Blooming Prairie,
Mimi.
Miss Tessie Flahaven has returned to
the Winona Normal school after spend
ing fortnight's vacation in this city.
Miss Gertrude McAvoy, OF Fifteenth,
avenue S., is in Hastings for few days
visiting with relatives
Mrs. LAHORE, OF Duluth, is the guest
of her sister, Mrs. Mclaughlin, OF Sew
enteenth avenue S.
Misses Maggie and Annie Hacket, OF
Kilkenny, Mimi, are visiting friends il,
Minneapolis.
Miss Anna Gallagher, of Harriet ave
nue., has removed to the Lander, Mic
ollet avenue.
Mrs. John Towey, a recent visitor in
Minneapolis, has returned to Wilmar
Maurice O'Brien, 2223 Nineteenth,
avenue S., is in Hastings.
Miss Mabel Hughes, of Anoka, is Wis
iting friends i'll this city.
Miss Kittie LaGraff has returned
from Chicago.
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A FINE ENTERTAINMENT
AT ST. Stephens Hall on the Evening
of Patrick'S Day.

A minstrel show will be the entertain,
mcnt offered the Pensioners OF St
Stephens church at St. Stephens hall
this evening, in celebration of St. Pat
rlck's Day. The program has been pre-
pared by the young men OF the parish
and some OF the best amateur talent oil
the city has been secured. Bright
breezy dialogues, the latest topical
songs, and some original monologues,
to be concluded with sketch entitled
The Dramatic Bureau" make up tho
program, which is as follows:
Medley of Irish airs, orchestra.
Ohio, NJ. Mcdonald, interlocutor.
End men, Harry Squircs, Dell Smith
J. E. Crahen, Fred Leonard, NJ. J.
Monahan, c. A, Woolsey.
Opening chorus, Knight of the Mys-
tic Star"
Solos, "Languid Man." Harry
Squires; selected, w. Kelly.
Who, Threw Dem Chicken Feathers
Round my Door," Deli Smith.
i Couldn't Stand to See my Baby
Loose" Miss Minnie Shapiro.
Little Black Me-" v. B. Sather;
Money in the Bank" NJ. J. Monahan.
Specialties.
Song, "Come Back to Erin" Miss
Mae Courtney.
Bone solo, Harry Squires.
Song, "Slcep in the Deep" NJ. J.
Monahan.
Sketch, Graham and Leonard.
Norwood Mandolin Quartet, Paul,
Hopkins, Eddy, Slocun.
In the concluding farce there will be
musical features and character
sketches by Miss Bertha Dolores Nc
Lean, M. J. Monahan, C. A. Woolsey
M. Mcdonald, Jr,, Elmer Hargreaves,
Dell Smith, Lally, Raymer and others.
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DsauAs Of ,Ae Week.

Mary A. Mcneil, aged IS years, died
last Saturday at the family residence
710 Nineteenth avenue S. Death wal
due to disease Of the kidneys. Mrs
Mcneil was native OF Canada and had
lived in Minneapolis for a number o.
years. A devout Catholic, she was q
regular attendant at the Holy Rosar,
church and an earnest worker If
church circles. Besides her husband
Angus Mcneil, six children survive her
The funeral took place Tuesday morn
ing from Holy Rosary church, the inter
ment being at St. Mary's cemetery.
Andrew J. Boylan, a popular young
man OF South Minneapolis, met with
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1900-03-17
FROM THE CAPITAL.

Miss Kate Egan, OF East Isabel
street, is in Dallas, Texas.
Miss Margaret Calvin, the recent
guest OF Mrs. D. Calvin, East Winni-
fred street, has returned to Morris,
MINI.
Miss Nellie Ryan is visiting friends
in lie Sueur.
Miss Theresa Lyons, OF Cedar street,
has returned from Duluth
Mrs. Berrisford, OF Ramsey street,
will entertain the Lincoln Euchre club
Tuesday evening.
Thomas K. Norton died at his home,
145 Winnifred street, last Monday, and
was buried from St. Michacl's church
Wednesday morning last at 10 a. M.
Solemn requiem mass was read by Fa-
Their O'Neill, the pastor, who also paid
an eloquent tribute in praise of the
good man passed away, which brought
tears to the eyes of the hundreds OF
warm friends and relatives OF the de-
ceased present, the church being filled
to the doors. "Tom" Norton, as he
was so Familiarity called, was one Of the
best men that ever lived and died in
St. Paul, where he had lived the best
part OF his life. Born in Iowa, he
moved to St. Paul many years ago and
engaged in the ice business. He after
wards gave up that business and was
foreman Tor the city engineer for seve-
raj years, later general foreman for the
Mississippi Valley Telephone company
until the time of his death. Mr.. Nor
ton was sick only few days; he was a
devout Catholic and received the last
rites Of the church which he loved so
we'll. He was member Of the Forest
ers and the Ancient Order of Hiberni-
ans, Div. No. z, members of which or
CARNATIONS oficiated as pail bearers.
The floral offerings were composed of
harps, crosses and other designs and
were magnificent and profuse. He
leaves a family consisting of widow
and three children, brothers and sisters,
some here and some near Lansing,
Iowa. The funeral was largely attended
and the burial at Calvary cemetery.
May his soul rest in peace.
Mrs. J. B. Pewters is in Dubuque,
Iowa, where she went last week to at
tend the funeral ceremonies OF Arch
bishop Hennessy, and is visiting her
friends and relatives there, her former
home.
Miss Katie Kelly, Of 1877 Western ave-
nue, has received large package OF
shamrocks from Ireland, and is freely
distributing the same to her patriotic
friends this week, to be worn on this
her own St. Patrick's Day.
The Ancient Order of Hibernians,
Div. No. I, and the Ladies' Auxiliary,
Div. No. I, will give joint ball after
Easter at Sherman hall. The date is
Get for April 80.
The Democrats OF the Fourth ward
in meeting assembled have endorsed for
alderman OF the ward the we'll known
Democratic hustler John B. Covington,
and they could not have made q better
selection, as Mr.. Covington is we'll
known, and, what is better, is we'll liked
by everyone as an honest, straightfor-
ward business man and true as steel
Democrat
The Democracy OF the city Of St.
Paul is at last united as one man and
from the present outlook there is moth
ing under the, skies can stop a clean
sweep and genuine old-fashioned Demo-
cratic victory this spring from mayor
to constable.
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Roberts Bargain List.

The T. M. Roberts Supply House
takes page Of space in this St. Pat
rick's Day number OF The Irish Stand
ard. Attention is called to the bar
gains offered and particularly on sugar
and garden seeds. Best American Gran
ulated Sugar is quoted at SOY per
hundred pounds. Everything else ad-
vertised will be found to be q boon to
every purchaser for cash. Read the
premium ad for garden seeds.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1900-03-17

After search OF two years. during
which officials OF the department Of Da-
kota have gone on frequent junkets, a
suitable rifle range has been found for
the soldiers at Fort Smelling. The war
department has authorized the chief
quartcrlnaster to rent site in the vicin-
ity OF Frontenac, Mimi, and equip it
fully with targets and grade the plat so
that it will be adapted to the purpose.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1900-03-17
The Social Calendar.

About three hundred friends and
neighbors of DR.. Barber gathered Mon
day evening, Feb. rs, at his home on
Fifteenth avenue S. and spent the even
ing in dancing and card playing. The
gathering was complete surprise to
the doctor, invitations having been sent
out by the Misses Walsh. Unexpected
though they were, the guests were made
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Notice..

Any information relative to the
whereabouts of Frank Lennon who was,
when last heard from, at Bull Greek,
Montana, will be thankfully received by
his sister, Mrs. Ellen Bennett, at Yer
million, Dakota county, MINI. Montana
papers, please copy.
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TWO TRAINS DAILY

From Minneapolis and St. Paul, via
Wisconsin Central Ry., for Manitowoc,
Milwaukee, Chicago and eastern and
southern points. Nearest ticket agent
can give you further information.
JAS. C. POND, G. P. A.,
... Milwaukee, Wis.
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PROBATE NOTICE.
COL. JOHN F. FlNERrY.

STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY
Of Hennepin. Probate Court.
In the Matter Of the Estate Of Charles
II. Parker, Deceased.
On reading and fling the final account
Of the executor of the last will of said
deceased, and his petition praying for
the allowance Of said account and for q
decree assigning the residue of said ~
tate to the persons by law entitled to
the same;
1t Is Ordered, That said petition b
heard at 4 special term Of said court to
be held at the Court House in the city
of Minneapolis, in said county, on Mon
day, the ninth day Of April, 1900, at 10
o'clock in the forenoon; and that notice
Of such hearing be given to all persons
interested, by publishing this order once
in each week for three successive weeks
prior to said day Of hearing in the irish
Standard, newspaper printed and pub
lished in said county.
Dated at Minneapolis this 18th day Of
March, 1900.
BY the Court,
F. @. HARVEY,
Judge of Probate.
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Chris A. Gallagher, counsellor at law,
o2o Guaranty Loan Building.
J. R. Corrigan and w. H. Burns,
lawyers, $40 Temple Court. Telephone
2488 IT,
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If "HOFFMAN HOUSE" is
offered by dealers other than
ourselves. it can be GENUINE
"HOFFMAN HOUSE" if pack
ed in air-tight lib cartons bear
ing the Ycrxa trade mark. ANY
dealer (othcr than ourselvcs)
offering to weigh out from the
bin coffee called "HOFFMAN
HOUSE" is offering for sale
COUNTERFEIT.