The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-10-26
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rides # to- IN COW town, finds tn
'owbogs, takes their guns away
rim thim, bates thin Into subtle
ilp, an swears thin al in as MIN
bars iv tn Christyau Iudeavor
S'ciety. H. discovers an ol' friud,
whom he licked tb' year he killed
tn grizzy bear with TIL rock, an
his OF frind ia havin' ,hroub'e with
bowldher that's got in tn slooce.
tn b)wldher weighs four tons. 'Ye
don't know how to deal with it,
says riddy, an he shoves it out iv
tn way with his foot. Even natur'',
he says, 'can be subj ,ord be kick
ft'm a sthrong man, be saws.
an this way hs proves that It's be
ilicitiu' bimsilf an to other la ad
IN tn ticket, tn hydhra headed
monsi her called be th' foolish anti
imperialism an be tn wire free all
yer, eruycby, Whence, an iutoPrance
can b. or rushed. Glory be, but I'd
like to be along where he goes IT'S
no matinee f'r ladies' au' childher,
with ~ usher to show ye to ye'er
seats an a boy disthribntiu' choc'-
late creams; Ills no Handkerchief ga.
loo an no quartet single 'Th VI
l-ts on TIL Vedt Whisper Mack an
II teufelt,' whin hes to speak at an
altitood iv fifteen thousan' feet,
where a man with tall hat wud
knock it agaiu' th' s,ars in their
coorses. IT'S FIR gintlemen ou'y';
come ARMED whin he's in town:
IT'S mother an sister down in tn
cyclone cellar au' papa off with
brick in his hand, IT'S shutters up
at tn joolry store an glass out at
tn saloon. IT'S streets carpeted
with tn human form divine, an ex.
try clerks at tn Runware store an
tn tire wore of tn ambulance.
18th me. tin was called fr eight
O'CLOCK says tn pa-aper. An at
tn hour tn hail was packed with a
seethin' multitood. Afther a few
we'll chosen remarks, tn chairman,
tn Hon. Ed. Woolcott, come down
into tn body iy TIL hall an with a
well-directed blow put out iv tn
business til Hon, Lin Doo.ly, form
er Judge iv tn Cirkit Coort an
author iv sev'ral well-knowu wur-
ruks on free cienage an slayer iv
Fierc Fred, tn half breed desper-
ado. A til s nom ut Gov nor Ro-
senfelt bit he wav throt gh tn
thro ig, an' al,her bringiu' down
with we l-aime shot h. charm an
iv tn ID mycfatic &C mmity, Horace
Greel y R,msum, editor ~ IT, Col
oraydo Coyote, he spoke as follow ;
"Sccu dhrels, c.w'rd', hired 'ulfy.
ans, / know ye all ell, an' if Z, r
,Au i, ye MAJ to thi' platform
Pli show ye b wv to'rd ye, an fel-
Low Repub ran: This is ~
happyest m ,ment iv ina life. a
voice: "K'll HIM" Niver be-
fure hsve | i jyed 30 much liy-
in under G nstitootion that
insuns equal lights an no more I o
wan an all, an -eAcu,e me, gents,
while l get tn freddie led man in
tn gary. Got himl Thanks-an
spreads over tn country contiut
an prosperity an peace enough r.
amy fright minded man. An' il
that fellow that's heaviu' specimans
iv tn glacyal dhrift fr'm hehind
you post will ed tors Note;
Here our rayporther was sthruck on
tn bacS iv TIL head with piece iv
castin' fr'm tn joynt iv Hollyau't
Laura's Love Mine. But we I'M
dherstand that Governor Rosenfelt
completed delightful speech amid
gr-reat enthu'yasm an was escort
ed to tn thrain be- large crowd
TIL list iv kilt an wounded will bs
found in another part iv this pc
aper. Tn departure iv th' distin-
guished visitor was marked he a
humorous iucidnt, TIL gallant