The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1900-05-06
BLACK EYES PAINTED
BLACK EYES CURED
SCRATCHED FACES PAINTED.

say. " said the Young ma. with the precious
stones to the artist in charge, Il want Ia have
one Of 'en painted
"One WHAT asked the aTtlst.
Lamp" replied the Young man with the
nunsruu. transparent carbons.
What lor'" inquired the artist. Your
lamp. are all right
"Ih-huh. | know that" said the be ewelled
Youth But want you 10 put one OF them
n the bad Make it look like lid been hit
by n steamboat | want to get the bunch
sob that's it. hey" said he artist, getting
out his brushes Gong 10 con ON out OF n
piece Of change"
Vel. mi r1acrly that" was the rerly;
IN let them make the book themselves All
,on've got TO do is TO mako one o theS" win
ioNs look like I'd had = mix with a trolley
car And been counted ont, or been Try INK 10
hrorco-bust up NJ the Garden Make Il Tue
worst ever I'm going to give my Willie Wise
friends the Chnw OI thfir lives.
The .rtist went to work. and in something
less than eight minutes the Young man with
the dazzling cry 'taia had a. han-,"3kils a
social in Hancock street The artist made a
thoroughly workmanlike job Of H. The eye
was black and raS-looklng both atop ard be-
| low. When the job was done the young man
looked Al himself in the glass with manifest
M,kc. mo look like | got mine all right,
aont ~. mr nHnnec1 If r." hcen rude TO lid Ne.
GG&ooyffr %', HHw nav"
The artist named the price Of the lob and
,nt , lIi 40 =, h lnns prt re.hmSnt OASIS IN TwcnrI-
ciahth street. Every man that he met on the
way turned and g%rinned Al him, a arge nun
her oi nc 2HnS, w s'r III H' strset "T rior ,"'' he
entrance Of the younc MAJ with the lelt ey" IN
mourning appeared Ia ti"kl" most "i them
foolish They threw these and other remarks
Al nm yu..u,,
LAM w. i"u' ta, r ymr -co..a
"how does uhr .4'' a's%,t ,hna ,i,h, NTH
say ,Ec' suil'nouH """ ~ ''" WV"
a rnlt cup, so u'i man e ",,r-ha;rod ho,.
Don look lh' NV N'"' '""-"a'''' "'''
does hr'
WIZ. dldh' N"n 'h'"" ""' "' !"" r'hs
at Ilm' ,,ls ADVANTAGE 81 John /. bo,au.e
he's TAT ana Try I" 'el mn low 10 run Il oat'
will you hry''
vel. don't play a"ar''r-''n' pok"r IN a
nat, then.
Why didn't you h'Ino hinl WIN your hat
ana land on ms "lhu o''o'e ne so' 'ha' on"
in on You"
Oh, yes YOU re w 70 oe S"eI ~ .
Inc E21ne n,an wv crW "Ina n,Iy Ia,il nd
ORD VIhh ,I.,h, "ns 80 Ian. Us
w"3hly' orderNn a wen! anu '"""' "'iN IT,
ahd wGlhed ON
In the course ~ the ailerno'n he, tnet about
twenty member, OF the bunch ~ingly or In
oil asked him in confidence how he'd got il.
il toid them in confidence, first come first
..rv.d .nd thcsa are sonn of the yarious wav
ne 6u'nea u ~ mem hnH. " Th hann SmpE ">Ne" "''''
ny wa. ppII,ying ball
Pei dog jumped ri me while dreaming
pasted M.
DOT /, in the siege Of Indysnith
"Snsrroy con dubbed me with q beer bottle
for ri.kins ransic. in tho Park"
don't r.InemS-r he rest %
Got hi, Nth a bean bag u,m tint,
New Yorks we're NUTS and seliing-platers,
"St--ring-rod Of my automobile hit NE
Asked = broadway cop if he VAS making a
"I-was-nghting -with-a-nl many h~o-knew-how
! to-G,ht -and-hc-gnve-me-a-blnck,oye
Tie abov. are only n few hat he told the dif,
him about il .ingly or in pairs
They were all back in the Tweniy-eighth
street place , few hours later when the Young
eve was still a sight 10 behold
One ~ THE bunch" was making a book on
how il hnT pcned, They I'll PM down a bet.
The book went something like this;
10 Got nuncb.d hy A., man sho knew how 20 on
ii. ti 81 hi,biEe, toi'
lie wa. pushed IL a cat7oL
i. I fsi "n" ois'd is rol
he wasn't Johnny on the spot with his room rent
.nt.u 81, H.. n,u., -r, I'm, n,sb.,y .b.,, n.,,,s
ne toId VIZ wa,tI gu a.,nc h'SnefE "n'e he'a'S
'WnI y ,Lu In n = ..c,den ,rv hu,,,d ir,o him
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!lnS ~. nIopi'u w " I',i. 'orI" uups' put
me Iulngtl, ,pns,,'rrru '.aL "hh pE.' Maa
= eoou ON 81 w ,ldu.' = W." WV " VIZ "N''
anq M 1000 10 GO pr"fr ", ~, u
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nered sno'hrl N'.uE Guu n''H; NV Sn'nnru,