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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
when Not to Keep Books.

She decided that the only way to run
a house economically was to keep set
of books, so she made all necessary
purchases. including bottle of red ink.
and started in.
1t was a month later when her hus-
band asked her how she was getting
along.
SSplendidly,' she replied.
1.-THE system is success. then?"
Yes, indeed Why, I'm $66 ahead al
ready"
''Sixty-six dollars!' he exclaimed
Heavens! You'll be rich before long
Have you started bank account"
Moo; not yet"
What have you done with the mon
ey?'
"Oh, I haven't got the money, you
know. That's only what the books
show. But just think of being So
aheadr'
"Um, yes. But l don't exactly
"And all in one month, tool"
"Of course: but the money? What
has become of that?'
Il don't exactly know she said
doubtfully. I've been thinking Of that
and | think we must have been robbed
What do you think we had better dc
about it?''
He puffed his pipe in solemn silence
for moment, and then suggested:
I'VE might stop keeping books. That's
easier than complaining to the police
-Woman's Home Companion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
A Guaranteed BURNER

Have you any gas burners y, ae.aa
the customer in the hardware store.
Just out of the old kind, responded
the merchant, but there is particu-
lar KIND that you can have for moth
ing"
Il world like to see it.
We'll. come down to my house ahont
10 tonight You can see This oas
burner making love to my daughter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
Bromus Inermis. 8 Ton Hay.

That sounds well-6 tons. That is
what Salzer's Bromus will give you ev-
cry time, no matter where you live; and
Victoria Rape costs but 25c ton to
grow. The Million Dollar Potato is i'm
mense! Largest Vegetable Seed Grow
ers in America Send this notice with
10c for Farm Seed Samples and Cata-
log, to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis. CT u
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
Try Grain-o. Try Grain-O,

Ask your Grocer to-day to show you
package of GKAlN-O, the new food
drink that takes the place of coffee. The
children may drink it without injury as
we'll as the adult. All who try it like it.
GRAlN-O has that rich seal brown Of
Mocha or Java, but it is made from pure
grains, and the most delicate stomach re-
ceives it without distress. "a the price of
coffee. he and Zoe per package. Sold
by all grocers. +.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
A. w. GLEASON,
Notarv Public.
! SEAL !
No Danger from Boots,

George When is the best time to
speak to your father?
She-Oh, | should say when he is en-
ioying himself in slippers and smoking
jacket in the library after dinner.-Phil-
adelphia North American.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
What Do the Children Drink.

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have
you tried the new food drink called
GRAIN-O? 1t is delicious and nourish-
ing, and takes the place of coffee. The
more Grain-O you give the children the
systems. Grain-O is made Of pure grains,
and when properly prepared tastes like
the choice grades Of coffee, but costs
about "A as much. All grocers sell it. 15c
and 25c.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
Cuba.

w. G. Rinearson, G. P. A. Queen and
Crescent Route, Cincinnati, has beau-
tifully illustrated pamphlet now IN press
descriptive of Cuba and Porto Rlco.
Send in your name at once with z
cent stamp to cover postage ON Tree
copy as soon as they are received.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

Rush for Automobiles in En- land.
Several English companies engaged
in building automobiles have refused to
accept any further orders unless a nine
months delivery clause is inserted IN
the contract.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
The Craving for s+;u,,,

HAS lately attracted a great deal of at
tention. The use of them seems to be in
creasing. This clearly shows an exhaust
ed condition of the nerves and blood.
which may be remedied only by strength
enlng the stomach. Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters will do this for Won. # cures
dyspepsia, constipation and nervousness.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

Snakes have frequently been known
to commit suicide. Rattlesnakes, when
surrounded by circle of fire, will bite
themselves to death. ~
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
His Actions ExnIained-

What's that song you are singing.
daughter"
Eis Home Wherever the Heart Is y
All! That's the reason your young
man acts as if he wanted to board here
all the time, is it?H-Chicago Record
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
His Experience.

Briggs-You don't know what you
are talking about when you call me a
donkey.
Diggs-Id like to know why l don't.
| once owned donkey for three
months
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

Coughing Leads to Consumption.
Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get
a sample bottle free. Sold in 20 and on
cent bottles. Go at once: delays are dan
Ferrous.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is the best
medicine for that disease | have ever
used.-L. C. Johnston. lola, Texas June
"a. 1891.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

To Cure Cold i'm One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure.
25c. +. w. Groves signature is on each box.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

Pride and poverty are often seen TO-
gether, but they can hardly De caiieu
birds of feather.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

Mrs. Winsiow's SOOTHING SYRUP tor Children
teething; Sottens the gums, reuuces inhamm alton
sllays pain cures wind collie. IS cents bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

Ayarice is always poor, but poor by
its own fault.-Johnson.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
Ribbon-Counter Clerk.

Pearl-C Charley Lavender got left
when he tied ribbon on his cane to look
swell.
Ruby-In what way?
Pearl-People asked him if those We're
SAMPLES of what he sold at his counter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

The Queen and Crescent only through
Pullman line to Florida.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

The Queen and Crescent is the short
est line South.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

Lanes Family Medicine
Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys cures
sick headach Price % and QUO. 49,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

Has it wide vard?"
About yard wide. '-Philadelphia
Press
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
The Size of 1t.

How do you like your new home"
well, it's what might be called
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

The Queen and Crescent only through
car line to Asheyille.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

tened for market without being fed grnln and
without days shelter Send for information ana
secure free home in Western Canada. Write to-
F. Pedley Supt Immigration, Ottawa Canada, or
the undersigned, who will mail you aliases, PAM
phlets, etc, free of cost: c.. J. Broushton, 1928
Monadnock Bldg, Chicago, H.; 7. Q. Currie,
rill Block, Detroit, Mich; D. Caven, Bad Axe,
Mich; James Grieve, Reed City, Mich; N. Bar
tholomew. BOG Fifth Street, Des Moines. Iowa.
Agents for he Government Of Canada.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

VITALITY low, debilitated or exhausted cured by
Dr. Kine's Invigoratng Tonic. FREE 81 Trial Bottle
containin weeks treatment DR.. Klines Institute
93l Arch Street, Philadelphia. Founded 1871.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO.

FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner of the firm of F. j. CHENEY g.
Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid. and that said firm win pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres
ence. this 9Th day of December, A. d. 1885,
Jspl A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Send for testimonials. free.
+. j. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, o.
G2g-S Sold by Druggists 75c.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
Bribing the Brides.

Bribing the Brides.
A Creighton, Neb., minister offers a
new broom to every couple coming to
him to be married.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25

MRS LOCKWOOD, CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY
Washington D. c. the
Presidency United
AS the pioneer of her
in
myself and mother Mrs
j. 8Sh and find 1T an nvaua-
and kindred Diseases also
good those down, and with
nerves uustrunp" Yours truly, A. Lockwood
especially liable
the Most people think because they
ALL This
Columbus O.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-01-25
MILLIONS OF ACRES

OF Choice Agricultural
Lands now opened for
settlement in Westerns
Canada. Here is grown
the celebrated No. l Hard
Wheat. which brings the
highest price in the mar
ketS of the world. Thou
sands of cattle are fat
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
SETTLEMENT EXPECTED.
citation of Iron and Steel Work
erS Not to Strike.

Chicago, Aug. 24.-Oficials of the
Republic Iron and Steel Co. and the
Illinois Steel Co. deny that there is
any prospect of labor troubles in
steel and iron circles. The report
that the wage question is becoming
aggravated and that the Amalgamat-
ed Association of Iron, Steel and Tin
Workers was about to consider
whether or not a strike should be
inaugurated the officials of the two
big corporations say, is without foun-
datiOn.
The question of a wage scale has
been under discussion for some time
past between the union and the en-
ployers, but the discussion is being
carried on with the utmost harmony,
and a settlement is expected within
the next two or three weeks.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
BUFFALO TRAGEDY.
Paul Adams shoots Miss Mary
O'Brien and Then Puts a Bullet
Through His Own Head.

Buffalo, N. Y, Aug. 24.-Paul Adj
ans, 20 years old. shot Mary O'Brien,
40 years old, inficting an injury that
will probably prove fatal, and then
shot himself, dying instantly. Miss
O'Brien is proprietor of the Males
tic, small hotel, and Adams was I'M
til recently her bartender. He be-
came dissipated and generally often
sive and was dismissed. The woman,
however, concluded to befriend him
until he became nuisance, and then
she had him sent to the penitentiary
as avagrant.
As soon as he was released he be-
came intoxicated, went to the hotel
and asked Miss O'Brien about a note
he had written. Her reply evidently
displeased him, and he drew a re
volver, firing four shots, one of which
took effect in her face Adams then
fired a shot into his head and fell
dead.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28

Omaha, Neb., Aug. &5.-Early in the
morning Harry Floth, employed by
the Barber Asphalt Co.; Leo Coyne,
employed in the Union Pacific shops,
and Mike Mollner, a laborer, killed E
j. Fee, an electrician, in a quarrel
over money with which to pay for a
can of beer. All three were arrested
and taken to the police station, where
they made a full confession, saying
that when Fee declined to treat they
beat his face with their fists and
kicked him in the stomach. As they
went away Fee staggered to his feet
and was knocked down again.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Shot to Death by a Mob.

New Orleans, Aug. 24.-Sam Fields,
a young Negro, was shot to death
by mob of white men, near White
hall, in Livingston parish. Fields had
made an assault on Mrs. Peter Poche,
but through her desperate resistance
he had not succeeded in accomplish
ing his design. The woman reported
the facts promptly, and Field was
captured. He was being taken by of
ficers to the county seat at Somer-
vile when a mob surrounded the bug
gy in which he was, took him focci-
bly, from the officers and shot him
To death
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
A STARCH TRUST.
izatiOn of $13,O0O,OOO, $1O,OOO,OOO
of Which Will BE Issued.

Chicago, Aug. 24.-Announcement
is made of the organization of the
National Starch Co., with capitaliza-
ton of $13,OOO,O 900, of which S1O,OOO,-
900 will be issued. The officers will be:
President, w. f. Piel, Jr., Chicago;
L. P. Kingsford and w. H. Coles, vice
and Joy Morton, of Chicago, chair
man. The names of the directors
have not yet been announced. The
company will in sense be a COM
petitor of the Glucose CO., but only
in the products which are identical
to the manufacture of glucose sugar
and corn syrupS
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
A Rright Yonnrster.

81 suppose you expect him to grow
up to be bright boy?" said tbs
friend, patronizingly.
WELL answered the young father,
81 think I detect tendencies in that
direction. He wants to eat the quick
silver off my pocket mirror and sue.
ceeded in making meal off pack
age of stove polish. Washington
Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Investignting the Race Riots,

New York, Aug. 24.-Preparatory
to beginning rigid investigation
New York last week, the grand jury
has asked the police board for the of
fetal report of Chief of Police Devery
oh the trouble. The board ordered
Chief Devery to make a close investi-
cation and report at its meeting next
week. Acting Capt. Cooney was at
once set at work by the chief. The
investigation was demanded by a
prominent colOred man and others,
who are British subjects.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Workmen Strike.

Nashville, Tenn, Aug. PA special
from South Pittsburg, Tenn, says
about $50 employees of the Tennessee
Coal, Iron and Railroad Co. went out
on strike Thursday. One of the men,
who is president of the local branch
of the American Federation of Labor.
was discharged Wednesday. About
one-half of the furnace workers are
union men, and they persuaded the
nonunion men to quit work
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Rcnniring the Oregon.

Washington, Aug. 24.-Capt. George
+. Wild, commanding the battle ship
Oregon, notified the navy department
from Kure, Japan, that the vessel,
which has been in dock there under
going temporary rpeairs, had been
redocked and would be ready for sea
in a week.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
By Implication.

''Most of the crowd, said the matron
with the square jaw, who was presid-
ing at the picnic, seems to have gone
boating down the creek. Is there any,
one here that ever lived on farm and
has a good voice for calling hogs?"
'Yes'm," answered one of the men
standing by.
'Well, wish you'd just go down to
the bank and holler out that dinners
ready" Chicago Tribune.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Russia,s Big Army.

London, Aug. 2E-Three hundred
and seventy-fve thousand Russian
troops are already in the far east, or
on the way there by land and sea, o.
under orders to embark. Mobilization
is in progress all over European Rus
STA, and there are now at Odessa four
teen steamers chartered to take
frOOnc
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28

Agent-Like some awnings, mum I?
We fit and fix 'em cheap.
Housewife don't want awnings
They keep out the sun, and we get
little enough sunshine here as it is.
Agent-You need never use 'em,
mum. They'll roll up.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
PonuIation OF 81. Lonis.

Washington, Aug. 25.-The popula-
ton of st. Louis, according to the
count of the 18th census, Just COM
pleted, is 575,23s. In 1890 the popula-
ton of St. Louis was 451 no. The in
crease during the past ten years was
1885, 6S, or 27.33 per cent.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
setting Him straight.

Cholly Gayboy-I undahstand you
wemahked that no girl would evan be
likely to marry Gussy Whitless or me
because we are too fastidious?
Miss Sharpe-Oh, no! You misunder-
stood me.
Cholly Gayboy-Oh-aw-then you
didn't say that?
Miss Sharpe-No; said you were
''two fast ots"@Catholic Standard.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
As others see Us.

Said the dudelet to the maid:
81 hope you'll excuse my plight;
My talk will bore you, I'm afraid,
For I feel like a fool tonight"
Said the maiden unto the dude:
"Oh, that's all right; but, pray,
Pardon me if 1 seem to be rude
Don't you always feel that way?'
Chicago Daily News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
All She wanted.

He-A maid must not expect such
lovers as she finds in books. Few men
are paragons.
She-Oh! should not expect para
gon. 1 should be satisfied with a lover,
young, handsome, brave, noble and IN
selfish.-Puck.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
-T,rn Yonnr Men Drouned.

Lancaster, Pa; Aug. Civilian
and Joshua lowering, cousins, each
aged 81 years and members of a
prominent family, were drowned in
the Susquehanna river near Safe Har-
Dor. They were taking pleasure
trip in canvas canoe.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
And Find Himself Famousg

McJigger-What do you think of
that Delaware mechanic who discov-
cred the secret of perpetual motion in
q dream?
Thingumbob-Oh, suppose he'll
wake up some morning.-Philadelphia
Press
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
salvation Army Lad.

Wichita, Kan, Aug. 24.-CalvIn I'll
tus, who scaled the walls of Picking,
was member of the Salvation army
here for several months. He was re-
lated to Capt. Lee, a well-known Sal
alton army officer and an evangelist
of some note
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
NJ 6A n
}1GAyESHS M S[iR1lS


'Is the anti-fat treatment expen-
Jive?"
1T cost me about $135."
That was ridiculously exorbitant:"
1T wasn't the medicines or the
treatment itself that cost so much,
but the tailors charged me almost as
much for cutting down ny five suits
OF clothes as 1 would have to pay for
new suits. Chicago Tribune.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28

"My DEAR" he said, II forgot to mail
that letter this morning" "Oh, you
dear!" she cried. THAT was just what
wanted. Now I can blame you when
that supercilious Sadie complains that
I don't answer her notes.'-Philadel-
phia North American.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Bryan Again Notified.

Topeka, Kan, Aug. 25.-Mr. Bryan
received the second official notifca-
ton of his nomination for the presi-
dency This notification came from
the populist party through Thomas
M. Patterson. of Colorado. He was
at the same time informed by A. w.
Rucker of the Endorsement of his
candidacy by the United States Mon
etary league
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
servants ?"
Children worry you ?"
The Angel without wings.

Call her Duckie, if you please.
And she bushes, ard she signs;
Say she's chick and straightway she's
Waited into sunny skies;
Call her Birdie and she's glad;
Call her Goosie and she's gay
Say she's just hen, and then
Something warm will be to pay.
Chicago Times-Herald.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Hotel Root lifted OF.

Springfield, H., Aug. 25.-A terrific
storm took the roof entirely off the
annex of the Leland hotel, turning it
upside down and laying it over the
kitchen. Report is that great dam
age was done at Chatham.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Hardly BIan,abIe.

Jack Hyfy-So old Millyans is look
ing for a divorce from his young
wife? On what grounds?
Tom Topnotch-On the grounds of
economy, guess Judge
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Her Preference-

Cholly-I shall speak 10 your father
tomorrow, by telephone.
Edith-Then be sure to ring him up
at his office. 1t is such nuisance to
have him smash the house telephone
Judge.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
His Method.

amelia, when letter came from
you while you were away did not
read it for day at least"
''What was that for, Edgar?"
Don't you see? 1 saved one days
interest on the money you asked for"
Chicago Record.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
HE TrnnhIe.

"It should be- happiness" she said,
For you to earn our daily bread"
Her husband raised his tired head.
cit is not this, my dearest dear.
That draws me nearer to my bier.
1t is the frosted cake, fear"
Town Topics
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28

Merchant-What's the matter with
your writing this morning pen?
Bookkeeper-No, sir.
''New ink?"
'No, sir"
'What then?"
Neuralgia IN. Y. Weekly.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28

You asked me why I left there.
1t really made me grieve;
But master and missus quarreled so much
That at last 1 had to leave.
Their langwidge it was so dreadful,
And awfully they looked.
You ask me what they quarreled about
Twas the way the meals was cooked.
.-Tit-Bits
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
He Knew Her.

"Home already, Percy dear? Come,
give me kiss"
LET me see your hands first"
"Why, you suspicious boy?"
Il want to see whether you have a
dressmaker's bill in one of them."-N.
Y. World.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Can VICAR shirt wrists.

Efingham, ILL.,, Aug. y4.-At meet
ing OF the faculty of the Illinois Col
iege Of Photography it was voted to
permit male students to wear shirt
waists. Many female students OBJ
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28

Its in the air. ne asserted.
What tsp" asked the official of the
street cleaning department.
Dust" replied the Chicago
Post
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Congressman Moon Renominated.

Chattanooga, Tenn, Aug. 24.-The
Third congressional district demo-
cratic convention held in this city
Thursday unanimously nominated
Hon. John A. Moon for reelection ia
congress.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
Makes some DiTereace,

Boutton-I didn't meet Jack Good
heart ct the restaurant to-day.
Upton-No; Jack is a married man
now. End it's three days since pay day.
IN. Y. Weekly.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
DimcuIties of Deceit.

Fen idleness has woes profound,
For when a man is Sinking,
He often has to hustle round
To act like he was working.
washington Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28

Edith-The man marry must be
a hero Of the gridiron.
Ethel-He win be; if there is any
hooking done he'll have to do it,
5udRs.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
CunnuIation.

Alas! it's true beyond a doubt;
Our sorrows come together.
There's nothing now to talk about
Excepting war and weather,
washington Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
An Agreement.

He kissed her suddenly.
''Well, like thatl" she cried.
$50 do /" he answered calmly; and
she let it go at that.-Roxbur3 Ga
zetfa.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
How They Did NJ.

mamie wouldn't sing for us be
cause she wanted to be leased"
"And did you tease her?"
"OE, terribly We didn't ask hel
again The King.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-28
High Living.

Cora-They surely didn't have corn
starch every day at that summer re-
sort?
Merritt-Yes, except Sunday. Then
they put it in the refrigerator for an
hour or so and called it ice cream
Town Topics.