The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-06-29

The way to be steadfast is not to stand
still.
The great teacher is he who can bring
great truths to little minds.
Consistency Ia q jewel, but it Is back
number with some people we know.
II you lie down with dogs you are
likely TO get up with fieas.
Life is full Of vicissitudes The man
who to-day turns deaf ear to the sup
plication Of the poor may tomorrow turn
an empty mouth to the charity Of his
neighbOrs.
1t lis difficult to get any one to indorse
the notes Of poor singer.
Mortgages are always matters Of more
or less interest to mankind.
Most promises are like records-every
time new one is made an old one is
broken.
When Cupid takes aim at bachelors
heart he evidently considers any old
thing good target.
Between woman's "no" and "yes"
there is often not a second in time or a
hair breadth in action.
A man wisely makes use Of the present
when he sells duplicate wedding gift.
The woman who marries blockhead
doesn't care to celebrate her wooden
wedding.
The trouble with most men is that they
have to die before they are fully appre-
ciated.
The employer who works harder tn n
his clerk evidently believes in the force
IF example.
A woman never thinks of anything
special she wants to say until some other
woman begins to talk.
1t is such an easy matter for the aver
age woman to cry that there is no danger
Of her having water on the brain.
One of the surest ways Of making a
stubborn man do what you want him to
is to agree with him that he oughtn't to
do it.
"Do you believe in the old saying, Its
the unexpected that happens!" eyes,
indeed. My husband came home last
night at least two hours before looked
for him."
The man who fails to get the nomina-
ton may find reason to give thanks the
day after the election.
The woman's rights movement would
perhaps find more favor II it didn't want
to gobble up mans rights also.
why do hens always lay eggs in the
daytime? At night they are ro0sters.
Why is losing your sweet heart like
eating soup with fork? Ittakes long
time to get through.
A close observer remarks that Eve may
have had her own troubles, but she never
got paralysis of the wrist from holding
up dragging skirt.
The most disagreeable relation man
can have is carb.uncle.
"a Mere Man" has written book tell
ing woman of her faults. The author has
wisely concealed his name and address.
J. A. Richardson, Of the Tocsin, at In
dianola, Is the only Mississippi editor, 80
far as heard from, who can afford to take
in the Paris exposition. Newpapering
in the delta must be profitable.
A married man says that wife should
he like q roast lamb-tender and sweet,
nicely dressed, but without sauce.
"Mr. Gabbleton is suffering untold
agony tonight"
"What's the matter?"
"She has just learned secret and it's
raining so hard she can't 90 out and tell
It,"
DR.. Conscience is the appropriate name
Of Kensington dentist. He IL calcu-
lated to make towards Of US all.
And now there comes to this country
- Hindu Of noble rank" to beg money
to provide wells to supply drinking
water to the poor Of the villages Of his
country.
Sumpter, 8. G., has > factory for max
ing golf sticks Of persimmon timber. 1t
Is claimed they are the best that can be
made.
Many years ago Linnaeus declared
that gout might b. prevented BY free
use Of strawberries night and morning
while later times have proved strawoer-
ries to be especially beneficial to persons
Of snemic or rheumatic tendencies.
Ben Franklin said "Gettlng into debt
| il getting into tanglesome net" Most
OF III find II 10 much easier to get into
this net than TO get out again. Getting
into debt y habit, and should never Be
formed in the hrst place.
Many people are happiest when they
are being sorry for some one else. We
often hear people ~, "When think
lhow many ~ worse Of than ! an feel
quite oontsnt" They may not think
/ thna thio neons enjoymentof Some otheI
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