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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-24

john Ril~y Chamberlain.

CtNClNNATi. o., Dec. &-Iohu RUev
Chamberlain. a veteran Of the esi,sl 49,
and a graduate OF Nsuux university a,
Oxford. O., died here tonight. AGED -
years. He had been afflicted since No
vember with bronchitis and pneumonia.
lie had been engaged IN nswspaper work
IN Cincinnati Tor thsrty-six years most
OF that time with the Associated Press
His only brother. Major w IL rhan,s,er
lain. IL still with the Assocsstef press
IN this city. Mr.. Chamberlain was ara
father Of Paul Chamberlain. rneuA4r
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-24
BE SURE
TO SEE THEM.

DRESSING CASES.
ATOMIZERs.
TRIPLICATH MIRRORS.
FANCY HAIR BRUSHES.
SHAVING SETS.
LEATHER TRAVELLING CASES.
ELEGANT PERFUMES.
MILITARY HAIR BRUSHES.
COLLAR AND CUFF HOxEs.
HANDKERCHIEF CASES.
GLOVE CASES.
BRUSH AND COMB SETS.
COLONIAL sTATUARY.
CIGARS ny THE BOX.
CIGAR CASES.
GUNTHERs XMAS CANDIES.
PURSES.
CHATELAINEs.
vlSAsGRETTEs.
BONBON BOXES.
PRICES ARE RIGHT.
GOODS ARE NEW.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05
Proposals to Furnish Supplies.

Bids -" i'll be received by the Beard of
Examiners of the State of Nevada to
furnish stationery herein described. for
the use of State officers and Legislature |
for the period of two years. Proposals i
will be received up to but not including} |
December 1. 1900, on which day the bids |
will he opened at i, o'clock a. IN. Al! !
bids should state the price OF goods. de
hvered at the State Capitol, and i'll every
instance. when practicable should be &C.
companied by sample. All articles to he
the best of its kind and the amount re-
Quire;i as indicated. and to he delivered
by December p, 1900. as follows:
10 reams letter paper. linen is lbs.
20 reams letter paper, white wove IL lb.
realn enrolling paper.
ream blottlng paper, 10 To- Assorted
cOlOrs.
ream engrossing paper.
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5000 envelopes xxx Government No.
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5000 Dunhams Envelopes mo
1900 Dunhams Envelopes. 1IXlo!.
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05
VIM -. Hooper, Lessee

Fitzgerald, 4. l.. Democratic Party and
Silver Party.
or Regent '>eh" h'NfF>l'H '''hs 'e'"'
Evans. }. ~ S'!NHf F'F'E an" ''e'''o-
cratic 'tftE.
loFf''''"' George r ''ePH"''''i AT!
For Regent state University short Term
Averill. Mark ---------.;orahl'ran Party
Booher, w ". Democratic Purity anu
Silver Party.
For AS>emhlNmen:
iiennesa'. J. {. SILVER Farly ana Demo-
cratic Party
iieidenreic''. r. ------.-----i'epuolicah
Plat, Samue! ----------------Republican
Sweeney. James q. Democratic and Sill
yer ''rty
Tyrreil. George A.--Hcp"blican Party
Winnie. =. &. SILVER Party ''Ad Demo-
cratic Party.
For SHERIFF and "%-Diilc.o Assessor.
Kinney. Wa. silver Party and Demo
cratic partv.
Van tttan. Il. =. Republican Party
Fer county Cle:i; AMI E.H-Otiicio
Treasurer:
Hovvinv. t.eore2 w. Silver PARTY and
nentnr4-alif. Pafty.
Edwards. ii. y. ----i,eaublican Party
,,..,.t..,,,,,.. >,
\rsljtoranslez o:)i il P..,l;c Admin
f-.~ .,r.
i.rln.nr = p K.,uhlir,n Party
&t.r.bo n i,.;,.,.,.l.p- condition.
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05
LUCK IN LOTTERIES.
Strange Franks Played by Dame
Fortune on Her Wooers.
Instss.~es of Poor Persons BEING
Suddenly Made Rich and Mis-
fortunes Of Winning
Ticket Holders.

Fortune is never so capricious az
when she is turning a lottery-wheel;
and a whole library might be written of
tine strange pranks she has played with
those who have wooed her in this guse.
She was in a strangely capricious mood
when it pleased her to convert a Dublin
shop assistant into a man of fortune
and the founder of a noble family.
Luke White, the father of the first
Lord Annaly, was poor ManNman, vino
had drifted to Dublin to serve behind
the counter of booksellers shop. In
the hope of adding to his scanty earn
ings he Dough, a number of lottery
tickets for sale, but found himself I'M
able to dispose of them. At the last mo-
ment he decided to send the unsold
tickets to Belfast. in the hope of find
ing better market there; but when
the coach had been a day on its journey
he received letter informing him
that the despised tickets had won val
liable prizes.
Although the news came in the dead
OF night. Luke White got up Immediate
~. saddied a horse. and raced madly in
chase of the coach. lie rode through
the night and the whole of the follow
ing day, and overlook the coach within
few miles OF Belfast. He rescued the
bundle of tickets, and. returning home.
exchanged them for prizes of the value
of 100000.
Fortune was less kind to Charles
Rotter. tobacconist of Chicago. who
purchased a lot of tickets last year.
Rotter thought so lightly of his pros
pect of winning anything that he gave
his ticket. in spirit of fun, to friend
Joseph nost, as a birthday present
On the very day on which he parted
with the ticket, its number. was an
nounced as having won 4 prize of S15.-
600. Rotter felt the blow of his mis-
fortune so keenlv that he died from
heart disease. from which he had suf
fered for some time, on the following
day.
Hicks appreciated the shrewd as well
as the humorous sayings of the Cornish
countryio,k There dyvelt not far from
his abode 4 G2lrywGman and her hus-
! band who had Begun lie in a very small
way with one COW. and who. by industry
and thrift, had acquired quite q num-
Der. How is IL" said Hicks to her
one day. that you have got on so we'll
Mrs. P-?" well. you see. Mr.
Hicks" she replied, most people be
allus thinking of what they do want;
but and ny old man. we be allus think
/ ing OF what we can do without" Corn
/ hill Magazine
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05

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No. lo2.
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l02
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Paragon.
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ll0I.
10 reams Typewriting Paper No. 80
Berkshire.
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Berk shire.
10 reams Typewritng Paper No. 81
Berkshire.
10 reams Typew ritIng Paper No. 9S
berkshire
10 reamS TyFewriting Paper No. 10
berkshire.
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Berk shire.
10 reamS TypeWritlng Paper Ne. Is
Berkshire.
5o0-Sesls tSilvcr) Large. Long Pointed,
Dennison'~.
5oo-S4al~. Large. Long Point",;, ~
sorted Colois nsnnison>.
500 Mailing Tubes Is in. long, II IN.
diam.
No bid Mi! he considered unless &C
conpanicd iay a '."n,i, with two or more
SureticS, all Of whom must tc hnU>a-
holders and citizens Of th, STATE Of n
vada IN the sum al one thousand do!iDy>
The Board reserves the right to gri~H
any ana ali bids. Bids should be nd
dressed t. tn" Clerk Of the Board ct
Examiners Carson City. Nevada. aud
embossed "'roYn-at> for Furnishing
Supplies
Nv order OF the Board.
Attest: ARTHUR w. MORRIS.
Clerk 81 the Beard Of Examiners.
| Carson City. Nevada. October -. 1900.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05
Notice

Carson City, Oct =, 1900.
1t is hereby ordered that the doors of
the Stste Capitol shall be lock ed every
evening II O'Clock. and that no one ex-
cept Stale Officers and attorneys to be
admitted after that hour.
REINHOLD SADLER,
EUGENE HOWELL.
w. d. JONES.
State Board of Examiners
Attest: A. W. NORRIS,
Clerk.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05
CERTIFICATES OF NOMINATIONS

|. Geo W. towing, Clerk OF brmshN
County. state of Nevada, do hereby ce".
tifv that the following is the-!ist of noinl-
nations certified to, and filed with IN"
as said County Clerk. for the ti"ner@i
Election to he heii in the tnHnty "'
Orulsbv. State OF Nevada, on Tmrs'ia!
the Sixth day OF November, 1850:
For Presidential Electors
DenniS. joni II. Democratic and Silre.
Party
Kir,nan. Richard. Silver Party and De
mecr:Iic Party.
Weber, John. Democratic Party an,
Silver Party.
For Presidential E!vrt.rs
Rray. Si,non -Rnpu r!irati Party
LYMAN. d. Republican Partr
Strother. E.noch Republican Party
For Representative in Congress.
harrington. F.. S.-----lsepi'il'an par,
Newlands. F.G. Democratic Party an,
Silver Party.
For Justice of the Supreme Court
Coffin, Trenmor- ------Republican Party
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05
ELECTION NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that On the first
Tuesday after the f rst Monday, the sixth
day Of November next, At the Curry
Engine House in the frst precinct at
Carson City, and at Armory Hall in the
second precinct, Of Carson City, aud at
the School House in Empire precinct of
Empire, County of Ormsby, State Of
Nevada, an Election will be held for
State, County and Township officers,
tO-wit:
Three Presidential Electors.
One Congressman.
One Justice of the Supreme @eurt
One Regent of the State University.
(Long Term}.
One Regent of the State University.
(Short Terml.
Three Members of the Assembly.
One Sheriff and Assessor
One County Clerk and ex-o fficio Treas
u-er.
Owe County Recorder and ex-~i1icio
| Auditor and ex-oificlo Pubic Admins
TRAITOR.
One District Attorney and ex-of7icio
Superintendent of Public Schools.
One County Commissioner. Long
| Term.l
One County Commissioner, [Short
| Term.}
| One Justice of the Peace, carson
Township
| One Justice of the Peace, Empire
Township
One Constable, carson Township
One Constable, Empire Township
Which Election shall be opened no.
later than o'clock a. m. and shall con
time until 6 O'clock p. m. of the same
day.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05

Precincts, Polling Places, Inspectors
And Ballot Clerks.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05

First Precinct,-Carson City. Curry
Engine House.
InSpectors.-E James. ". u. Cottrell,
anu {. II. Maish.
Ballot Clcrks.-Frank Helm and J. w
HOlhrook.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05

Second Precinct. Carson city. Arnory
Hall.
Inspectors.-S. H. Day, Geo. r. kitz
meyer and Willard Catlin.
Ballot Clerks.-W. II. Cowan ant
{. II. Peters.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05

Bv order of the Board of County Co.'S
misSioners.
Attest.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1900-12-05

Clerk of the Board OF County Com
misSlouerS.
Dated Carson City. ormsbv County.
Nevada, October eight, ZOO.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
CHAPTER XII.
THE AMBUSCADE.

1t is good to so through the air, with the
strength Of a brave horse under one, TO
know that his strong muscles are stretching
with an enjoyment as keen as his riders
pleasure to hear the air whistle as one
cuts through it, and to feel the blood fair
ly dance in the veins. After those weary
weeks of illness, of inaction, and of men
tai despair | had passed through, it was
as if new life was poured into me, to know
that | was once more in the saddle, with
prospect, however faint, of regaining all
| had lost. As the landscape on each side
of me melted into a green gray streak, it
seemed to carry away with it my suffering;
as the true horse answered willingly to the
touch of my spur, | forgot the past, and was
once again Ugo di Savelli, with a spirit as
high as the days before the black sorrow
fell upon me-. TO the left of the road was
a broad stretch of springy turf, crossed by
a fairly wide water channel. | could not
resist giving the beast burst over this
and, followed by Jacopo, galioDed over it
with a free rein. Both the horses took the
jump like bucks, and, carried away by the
moment, we held on, until we reached the
stony and bowlder-covered incline which led
to the valley of the Greve. Here the turf
came to a sudden end, in line such as the
edge of calm sea makes in a lay, and then
began a steep descent Of gravel and loose
stones, whose many colors of gray, ochre
and brown, were splashed here and there
by masses of short, thick shrubs, which
gradually increased in dcnseness, until they
spread before us, a sea Of somber green, that
stretched to the clear blue of the Greve
Here, on the crest of the slope, / drew
bride, thinking the horses had enough of
it for the present, and that it would be well
to husband their strength. Jacopo pulled
up alongside of and, STOPPING to pat the
neck of his mount, said:
"Excellency, the horses are in good con-
dition; they will carry US well to Leg
horn" He spoke the truth, for although
they might have been in better training, as
the few clots of yellowy white foam on the
part of the reins which had touched their
necks showed, still we should have been
content with less from new and practically
untried purchases, such as we had made,
and congratulated myself mentally on our
luck, for Barabbas himself would have had
much to learn from the horse-dealers Of
Tuscany,
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
A CAREFUL BRIDE.
She Didn't Give Hubby Chance to
Make Any Declaration of
Devotion.

The happy pair had survived the con-
gratulations of friends and relatives, and
were being whirled rapidly towards the
railway station, before the bridegroom be-
gan fairly to realize that the vision of love-
illness at his side was indeed his own.
a dawning sense of what he had gone and
done and of the sacred charge that was
now committed to his care began to creep
upon his benumbed faculties, driving the
rose of health from his downy cheek and
substituting therefor the pallor of haunt
ing responsibilities
ever fFn be my sacred ee dThTpfTef daT e sG6y @ st Sbe T n
terrupted him somewhat brusquely.
Now" said she, 'don't sit on your coat
tails that way and get them all wrinkled up,
and for goodness sake don't lay your elbow
right in that dust! Heaven only knows how
long it will be before you get another suit,
so that you better take care of this one.
Now, when we get to the station, you'd bet
ter get couple of sandwiches in case we
get hungry in the tr in, and two hard boiled
eggs, and don't forget a small paper of pep
per and salt.'-Tit-Bits.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

How can you beat and scratch your
husband in this terrible way?" said a
judge to a woman of spirit and inde-
pendence. Don't you know that be is
TIE head Of the family and ought to be
respected as such? Don't You know
that he is your head too, and ought to
be obeyed?"
This was pretty severe doctrine tc
preach TO a distracted family, but every
man in the world will say that it is
strictly true. and ought to be enforced
This woman, however, was unterri-
fed, and in very pert tones said:
Judge, is that man my head?"
"Most assuredly he is" was the re
ply.
"Well, judge" said the stern disciple
of logical sy lem, "is there any gooE
reason why shouldn't scratch my head
il I wish te2"s~Londen TttBits,
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
He Was Satisfied.

A married couple who are in the habit oc-
casionally of going out at night to entertain
ments and social affairs, at such times
make themselves solid with their little
boy by saying that they are going out to
see a sick man. One week these social af-
fairs came pretty frequently. On Monday
night they went to tie theater, and told
the lad that they had to sit up with the sick
man. Tuesday night they went out to visit
a neighbor, and explained that they were
going to give some m medicine to the man man
proposed to attend an entertainment, and
apologizod to the young chap by saying they
had to put plaster on the sick mans back
to draw out the pain. Papa" asked the
youth, ''is the sick man in much pain? %
Heryy mTs9' ny son H. And hnd 5on Is ne Pr9tbty
lad thought deeply for awhile, and then re-
marked: 'Well, papa, he can't die any
too soon to suit me- memphis Scimitar.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
WIT AvERTED A STORM.
The Capital Device of a COSgressa
man to Cool His Wife'x
Anger.

In the seclusion of the house cloakrComs
a story is being told on western member.
There are 357 men in the house. Three hun
dred and fifty-six are hereby released from
any connection with the story. The other
man-and the other mans wife-will recog-
nize the truth of what is here recorded.
The western member went home at a very
early hour in the morning. He had made
night of it with some friends. He knew that
his conduct would be considered reprehensi-
ole by his better half, and so as he ascended
the steps of his modest home he racked his
brain for some plan to avert the lady's
wrath. As he entered the hall he saw an
umbrella. Instantly it occurred to him that
the umbrella might be his salvation.
He carried the umbrella upstairs. Seating
himself on a chair IN the corner of the bed
room, he raised the rain guard over his head
and then coughed loudly. His wife awoke
and saw in the dim gaslight her iege lord
sitting solemnly under the raised umbrella
What are you doing?" she asked in nat
ural surprise.
1T is three o'clock, my DEAR" said he,
"and l am waiting for the storm"
The congressman's ready wit saved him
from a Caudle lecture. He is worrying now,
however, to find an equally effective act for
the next time he stays out late.-Washing
ton Post.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
HnW,a TIlisS

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
T. j. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, Q.
We, the undersigned, have known +. j..
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tions and financially able to carry out any
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, 0.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
SURFACES of the system. Price 75c. per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
Called 1t Down.

"You want decolete shave, presume"
remarked the funny barber, as the dudelet
climbed into the chair.
"Aw-beg pardon" said the youth, "but
weally, | aw-fal to comprehend"
That's French for cutting down." an
swered the knight of the razor, with grin
on his mug-Chicago Evening News.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
An AII-Year Resort.

The Crescent Hotel, Eureka Springs, Ark,
opens March l, 1900 A most desirable, at
tractive and convenient resort for health
and pleasure seekers. Ideal climate, pure
sparkling water, best accommodations.
Through Sleepers via Frisco Line. Write
fo- particulars to Manager Hotel or to any
representative of Frisco Line.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

81 understand" said Mrs. Kostique,
"that YOU have been seen promenading with
my husband; is that true?" The governess
drew herself up, detiantly eyes, It is, she
replied. "Wel, Miss Primer" the other
continued, calmly, if yau wish to remain
here you'll hags 10 keep better company, 1zs
Catholic Standard and Fimss,
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
From B.say in the High Chair

to grandma in the rocker GRANT O is good for
the whole family. 1t is the long-desired sub
stitute for coffee. Never upsets the nerves
or Injuries the digestion. Made from pure
and appearance of the best coffee at I the
price: 1t is a genuine and scientific article
and is come to stay. 1t makes for health
and strength. Ask your grocer for Grain-O.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

'Those tags on your goods are disgrace
ful, said a customer in Il clothing store.
Yes; you see we've marked down our
goods so many times that the tags are all
marked up said the proprietor, Lighting
another cigar.-Y onkers Statesman
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
Rnne. Sneltz. Bromus.

Most remarkable trio. Will make fel-
low WI rich despite himself if he plants a
plenty. salzer's catalog tells. Send loc. and
this notice for samples of above and big cat
alog. John A. S&lzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis LeJ
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
SIS Per week.

A salary Of $lS per week and expenses will
he paid to man with one or two horse rig TO
Introduce our Poultry Compound and Lice
Killer among farmers. Address with stamp,
- Acme Mfg. Co., Des Moines, la.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

Itrequires no experience to dye with PUT
NAM FADELESS DYES. Simply boiling
your goods in the dye is all that's necessary
Sold by all druggists.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

Mrs Smith-O! Is that you? I'm so
glad to see you here" Mrs. Smythe-" Real.
!y, You" Mrs. Smith-"Yes; was afraid
at first that everybody would be more fash
lonable tkan I."-PhiLadeIphia Pres
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
ParadOXical.

Bridget" said the mistress to her sick
servant, would you take little medicine?' %
"Faith, ma am" said she, "Pd take any
thing to make me well, aven if | knew
'twould kill me- e"-Philadephia Record.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
AsGR@waDgE@
eDzrn@zp

are zskEkFsg women. Mksess
a VSogsaaEa haS some female
fsocssEsse sire IS certain TO
Ee nervous sssGs Es'efGsegss
WEfs Fs2asay women ire
assoS'flsly saffes'Eng IS SO
gs.eaE fAaf EEsey are for
days positively kssasses
art fire sssGS9 ezffEgeEs4 eff
forts cf oseGsSsaas.y treat
sssessz arc ssssGvaEzErgs
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

Slang is queer in spots, When they sa
a man is in the soup they mean he is ''ou
of it"-ElliOtt's MagaZine.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

"How did Jack come to make up with
Jim?" "Heard some one say they were at
SKIES and sevens, and was afraid of the
unlucky l3."-Town Topics.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

The Grip Of Pneumonia may be warded of
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15
LoM Temnerafure.

Teacher-What happens when mans
Temperature goes down as far as it can go?
Smart Scho,ar-IIe has cold feet, ma am.
Boston Christian Register.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

A man seldom tells the truth about his
business; he exaggerates it one way or the
other-Atchison Globe.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

1t is human nature to attribute the su,
cess of others to chance.-Chicago Dali
News.
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

Bill-Did you notice all the broken win
dows in ellis house filed up with old
cIothes!" JiIl-"les; sort Of plugged quar-
ters. amt they ?,-Yonkers Statesnan
The Winslow mail., 1900-03-15

Il was married on Friday, the l3th," she
that elTectuaIly disposes Of the idea that
it is unucky. 1t was really remarkable
luck for you, wasn't it, dear?"-Chicago
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