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Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17
L.atlsr carriar AN.

Remember thls ball takes place on
Wednesday evening. February III, and an
OF the eitizsns should attend, as a de.
lighsful time IL assured. Klsgant pro
grams have been printed, good commit
tees have been appointed, good music, In
Laet everything which goes 20 make 4
hrst class affair has been done, and n
only remains for the dancing public 10
turn out 70 make this one Of the most
SUCCESSFUL dances held this year.
Mach lady on entering the hall will be
presented with q ticket BEARING A nam.
Der, q corresponding number will be-
placed M boz, and Just before ths In.
leFmiesl0n someone will be asked 10
draw q number from the boz. Th6 lad,
holding the corresponding number wins
the watch, which will be given - adVer.
ussd. The watch IL on exhibition Ia the
window OF kverist's ieWelry store.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

Governor OteFo has Issued a reputation
Tor !. q. AdamsOn, alias Adams. aliAs n
W Wright alias 6ilbsr.. Who was arrest,
Cd ai Amarillo, Texas. on . charge Of
stealing tsab from the Wells. Fargo Ex.
press eomSany's once ~ Clayton. Union
county. Adamson Wa employed a. Rleht
operator Al She Colorado A southern once
Al Clayton. Me IL said 10 have asnt taO
OF shs money 10 hls brother, Frank Adam
sou, II haWlins, Wyo, from whom t1t6
0f u vas recovered.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

War has IL horrors for The cOmbatanta
out Tor ths non-e0mbatants ~ terFoFs
ase siiil worse, since these must suffer
physically and me0tally without Any Of
the compensation that may come 10 the
victor 10 she plaldils Ot people. In the
e1logy II hts grave or In iha reueTds
shousred By q grateful nation Nothing
from South Afriea has 10 shown the
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

WAshiHgton, Feb, 10 Exchange Of
ratlhcatiOns Of the Samoan treaty tooh
plAce today At the state department. Il
Is presumed that similar exchanges oo.
oufsed ai the foreign offices In London
aud Berlin. This ls the last ceremon !
necessary 10 give full effect 10 me
bAm0An aRreemhnt.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

Ia lhs district court this morning "a
the CASE Of heindle W Hsindle tbs coagt
nhde "a order rquifing defendant 10
deposit with the register III tho eouft elOO
iof payment u plnintlli's Etlorney frss
and costs
In the matter of Ceoilia Rsli1 and
Mary heiiE, Dy their guardian, IA ofdsT
Naa made c0udfmlna The aale mads IN
Special Master I NJ Hinoh, selling ces.
taih lots situate in 6allup ior : c5nsld.
efation Of Csc
The court iDls morning made an ortsr
bufacss y Sou ff0n th.Ir
dso1a' uadef bankruptcy pfoeeedlnss.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

New York. Feb. l6.--Roland r. Mol.
insuE was today sentenced 10 die in the
electric chair during the week OF MArcb
%.
hoIineux made statement asserting
That he was not fairly fairly convicted
And that yellow journalism put price
upon hla head,
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

Colonel Dwyer and bride reached Ration
Saturday ana aFe now ''at h5.na" 10 thelI
tfienda. The colonel has been kept busy
With ths congratulations OF his mans
friends and keenly enjoys the fact that
10 gave them q complete surprise. -
Ration Gazette.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

Kansas CITY, Feb ls go Cattle - Re,
osspss, 5000 head; STEADY.
Native steeN ts2b05.l5; Texas
steers. ts.S006.OO; Texas COWS, sa 7ba
sSoi native cows and helfera sa.2ba
40; ssOokeFs and feeders, es.OOaB. .95
bulls, ts00aslss.
Sheep, 2,O00 head, irm.
Lamba, t6oOo0,7s; muttOns, s4.sBa
GOO.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

washington, Feb. l6-Ths republican
GAUGES c, the senats today discussed the
order OF business, deciding to take up the
Dill providing for government Tor
PO'NS R!cO next after the disposal OF the
Hawaiian bill.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

hUsT PArEEf WITHOUT DHLAH.
In Arecent deciaion, BinRsr Hermann, !,
commissioner Of the Unitea States land
ofice ~ Waahington. hes ruled that =
patent died on mineral land must be
carried through without delay. Ths per.
son who makes She application on
mineral land mus, proceed with hla
eass OF he loOaes all rights after Feaaon.
able time has elapsed. The custom has
bcsn 70 apply Tor patent on landa and
tben' Ia . great many o-sea, ths pstsOn
applying has allowed shs matter 70 rest
foE ysars. Ths commissioner bases his
ruling on section 1524 Of the revised
statutes.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

Captain Green and the Gallup boys
we're heard from thls week. They are
oil well and are with ths regiment on
the nfing line. nine miles ff1-, Manila.
They WaFe. a. tae Last writing. guarding
the water works which give Manila its
supply The boys think the war n far
from being ever --Gallup cleaner.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

Last wesk on ths B0sion stock sx
change ~ . shares OF ths COohili Gold
Mining company's stock, OF tbs Cochltl
district, Of the par value Of eio, vsfs sold
a. from ti2 to tls per share. o. shs
santa No oOid 4 Copper Mining com
Daoy' Of San Pedro, santa Fs eonu,y.
1000 shares Of tl0 par value we're sold AZ
rom t525 10 a..
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17
TInIahsa Worl In Ari,nn.

". II. Pope. assistant United States
attorney 0f She court OF private land
claims. who returned from Tucson yee.
tefday. this forenoon reviewed the work
done BY the o0art at IL sessions last Weel
~ Arizona. The court tried aud decided
.he only tnres cases remaining on the
Arizona d0cket.-New Mexican.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

katheF DOn0her gave = very able dis.
course on the Church OF Christ Last eyen.
log The attendance was large at both
.ne eVeningand morning services. Rey.
kleFnity. '"
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

q. l.. Doren, poslofilee inspector foT this
division. will make Las Vegas his head.
quarters. he expects 10 move his family
hera from Albuquerque In the near tut
ure' Nc, DOrau'e headquarters have
heretofore been In the Duke city.-Opilc
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

nae little energy Ia oultivatlns 1hsif
landa soon they will havs all their
lands under ditch ~ no snpenss ,o them.
and they can usa The water OF not a.
thsy zee a..
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

washington, Feb. l6.--The comptroller
OF currency so-day issued q call for the
reports OF the condition OF national banks
~ the close Of business February Is.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

New foEk. Peb. 10 Money on oall
steady. ~ per cent Prime marcantIl,
paper lW5 per cent.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

Chicago, Feb, ia Wheat 80 Fsbfnary
81 g56 hay, 665(.
Cora FebPuaSy. Ssh; Nay, A4
aia-ksbFusry, 2zbli hay. 23A.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17
IN THU COURTS
Case Of Governor Of Kentucky
Argued By The Attorneys.
MOlineux. the New York Woman
PoiSoner to BE Executed.
AnsFiesn fxpsdittea Leave Aanila for
suhiagatiea Of eamaTisss FreVlnes.
sxvetvTiVs n vEEzsezIA.

0eoFgeiown, Ky, FEB. Io.--Colone
Breckenridge. en- Governor Bradley
Judge fOst. Helm Bruce, Captain swes
ney, attorneys for the republicans. and
J. X Hendrix. Bob FRANKLIN, James An,
drew Scott, attorneys ioF shs dsmoorasa
Will argue the suit fOr a permanent IN.
tanotiOh against Governor Taylor eHes
olaing the functions Of governor. The
oAse cOmes no this afternoon. The re-.
publieans will attempt 10 have IL post.
poned. but the democrats will try 10
toroe hearing Immediately. They also
talk OF having Governor Taylor cited 20
appsAF before this court aDd show cause
why be was not In contempt when he de
elined 70 recognise tbs courts mandste
Heretofore the republicans have moi
recognized Judge Canirlll's court. at,or.
neJs not even appearing 10 make de.
fanaa
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17


nan6 The admiralty to-day ordered ths
ships Of tna 4 iet reserve AZ Portsmouth
70 be fnlly ofewed ready Tor sea, This 4
regarded In some quarters as prsilmin.
Az 70 putting the whole reserve in read.
neeu Tor commissioning.
WHIPPED rHK B0ERs.
London, Feb. l6--A mutllated dlspatoh
from Cape Town, dated feOguafy n,
says that some grenadlers went through
body OF eighty Boera four times And
only seventeen OF them escaped. A tha
grenadiers form . part Oh the Moddeg
river column this bayOnat charge mas ba
connected with the Lord Roberts move
ment,
BoERs OCCUPY A Position.
Cape Town, Feb. l6.-There Il oonald.
erabie alarm at Naacwport owing 10 the
report that Boer force has oecnoled a
position on hill eight miles on that
town.
cAPE TOWN DlsPArcH.
Cape Town. Feb. I0.-General French
with cavalry, relieved Kimberley lasi
night.
BRITISH IN JAooBDALR.
Outside Jacobsdale, Orange Free State
Thursday, Feb. 10 -Jacobsdale il now in
possession OF the British. YESTERDAY a
small cayalTy patrol entered the place
aud found it full OF wounded. inclndlng
several British from RensbeTg. Ths
place wha occupied By only z auiall fnfna
Whlch fell oseG befOre the patrol after 4
series OF small skifmithea. A battery of
artillery ehaiied she envlrOna and drove
out the last Of the BOeFa
Ibis morning large force OF Beers
from ColetberR. with ton guns, attAeked
convoy OF 200 wagons sc Re.t river.
hneiling vigorously and doing consider
able damage, strong Feinforeements
nave been sent, hence Il IL hoped that |
they Will bring la the whole CONVOY |
safely. General FFench's division seiEsd |
three drifts on MOdder river. AZ the
third drift lhe Beers we're strongly an.
lrenched. General French bombarded
Them aud drove tham out To-day be
moved rapidly In this direction OF Kim |
Derley. The Beers left Alexander'a fon.
'ein. which The British Oscnpy. Hard.
nip and rapid marching appear 10 agree
4ith the whole army. who are .n splen.
lid spirits, under the leadership OF
TELEGRAMs FOR KIMBERLEY.
New York, Feb l6.-rhe Commercial
ABLE company this afternoon sent out
he following notice:
we aFe advised that kilograms can
Iow BE- accepted for Kimberley. south
IfTica, at sender's risk, not exceeding
welye words
DISPATCH FROM ROBERTS.
London, FEB. ID. 7;45 o. m.-The war /
nice makes public dispatch from Fiela !
lnrshal Roberts saying: "Jac0bsdal, !.
.eb. lB.-The following from tienaraI
reneh was received this morning: Il
ompleteiy disperSed ihe enemy from the {
luthern side OF klmberiey from Alex. a
nder's f0nfein 20 Ohphanl's i0nteln; am !
ow going TO occupy their grounds. Have
aptuIed the enemy'a laagar, store OF u
lppilee, supplies OF ammunition. Cas- Il
Alties, about twenty OF sill ranks y
Guided. Kimberley cheerful and we'll a
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

The mother Of DOuglas Johnsoa a
lying critically ill u hss home ln ihls
city. Her daughter, Mis- Kva Johneon.
arrived Last niaht from 8fesnVslle, Ohio
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

New York. FEB. i6.-sIlvsr, bsaG lead
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

chief koglneeF X. B. Burns, OF the
sanla ke Paoihe' arrived las. night from
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17
Will ADJOURN no FRANKFoaT,

Louisville. KJ.. FEB. 10 The demo
crA'a Of the legislature have decided e
resume sessions At thu state capitol al
ReankfoFt
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

stroyeFa could forthwith hoist Che pen
nan1 The admiralty today ordered The
ships Of tna 4 80 reserve af Portsmouth
70 be tally ofewed ready tor sea. fhls Il
regarded IN some quarters ~ prellmin.
Afy 70 putting the whole reserve in read.
neaN for cnHmlaslonfno
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

frankfort, Ky. Feb. lg-NSthlng was
d0ne 10 the case Of Beckham Va. Taylor
and Marshall before Judge CantrIll. at
seOssetown. BY agreement between AZ.
torneys everything was laid over until
the Slst- Meantime, attorneys will con-
Ter and try TO agree on mode OF proceed
ufa
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

London, Fet, l6.--A telegram from
Portsmouth says that admiralty lnqulrles
~ the naval ports resulted In the aesur.
aDce that fortf seven additional hattle.
ships aud cruisers and torpedo boat d.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

New York, Feb. l6.--The Commercial
Gable company this afternoon sent out
the following notice:
we aFe advised that kilograms can
now BE- accepted Tor Kimberley. south
Africa, at sender's risk, not exceeding
twelve worda "
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

London, Web. Ia a:30 D. m.-The GOV.
eminent leader, A. J. Balf0ur, has lasl
announced 10 the house Of commons that
the war olice has NO furth0F news from
the seat Oh war.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17
REACH KIMBERLEY.
French Relieves British Garri.
son OH Tuesday.
HnglIsh FOree Reiirss Prom Rens.
berg During the Night
Beers SurpFissd anS Driven From ? sillona
on kist River.
EscAPEs FROE LApYsnrfH
cossEsrOHDEST rsoArEs TsOn lADYsArru

London, Feb. i6-9.b2 a. m.-The FOL.
lowing from Lord Roberts reached ths
NI ofhee this morning: 'JsSObsdal
heb' l0.-2 q. m.--kfench, with a force
ot artillery and cavalry and mounted In
tahtIy, reached Kimberley on Tuesday
evening"
BRITISH RKTREAf FROM RENsBERa.
Arundel, Feb. l4.-(isnerAl Clsments
withdrew from kensbefg during tie
night, his rear guard arriving gt ATun.
dei early this morning. fha Beers
promptly followed, reoccupyinR their old
position Ia the TasibOsch hills, whence
thsJ have been shelling the British cav
alry patrols, but Intellectually. The Brat.
ish guns returned hre, making fairly no.
eurate practice.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17
WHIPPED rhK BoERs.


Cape Town, FEB. l6.-There ls oonsld,
erAble alarm at Naacwpogt owing 70 the
report that Boer force has occupied 4
position on = hill eight miles on that
town.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-02-17

Cape Town. FEB. I0.-0eneFal French
with cavalry, relieved Kimberley lasl
night.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-02-22
LITERARY REWARDS.
WrestlinE Match between Writers,
I'm Which the Truth II Bad
~ Strained.

"Well, if a man goes into literature he must
expect his pay in something besides dollars
and cents, remarked Chicago novelist as
be stroked hls blond imperial.
Eyes, that's so" said second, big man
who writes western stories and delights to
have himself photographed in picturesque
felt hat and an overcoat with cape to it.
Now, for my Prairie Yarns the best
could do was So, 900, and they haggled over
that as it it had been an amateurish per-
Torrance"
''They treat me the same way" said the
little blond man, who has trick of holding
his head on one side. "Now for my Sky
scraper,- magnificent piece of Chicago color,
with Mrs. Seymour-Seymour in it, and the
Snobs murder case, and all that, West side
and North side and all that-what do you
suppose got for that? A beggarly S35, 900,
and l was silly enough to take it down and
let the royalty CO."
They looked at each other narrowly. The
man who writes Prairie Yarns" said he
must be going: As the elevator descended
with him swiftly he muttered:
You never can tell one so big that that
prlg won't go you one better"
The little blond man laid his throbbing
forehead in his hand and unused: "It takes
something more than the author of Prairie
Yarns to feaze me. Chicago Inter Ocean.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-02-22
THE BOY WAS BENEFITED.
His Parents Had a Falling Out and
He Came Out a Winner in
Consequence.

"The other afternoon said the man in
the box office of theater, "a boy came to
me and said: Are these any good!' and
took from him two front row seats for that
night which had been torn into hundred
pieces or so, and then ceverly pasted to-
gether again. oh, yes, my child, but how
did this strange accident happen to the
tickets?' The boy replied: why, papa
came home with them last night, and showed
them to mamma, and he seemed to be in
such a good humor somehow that mamma
thought it would be good time then to tell
him how she owed over 500 for provisions.
She told him of it, but he got so mad that
he said that every night now he wouldn't
come home till after p o'clock, and he told
me, for Heavens sake, when got married,
to look out for sensible woman. All the
time mamma laughed, and he was getting
madden, and SO he said she wouldn't go to
the theater with him, after that, and he tore
the tickets up, and rushed out somewhere
alone. He amt back yet, either, but man.
ma don't care. 1 picked up the pieces off the
carpet and pasted them together, and if
you'll exchange the tickets for matinee ones
I guess I'll come down on Saturday with
some other fellow and take in the show
gave other tickets to the candid kid, and he
walked away very well pleased with him.
self. -PhiladeIphia Record.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-02-22
Ignorance Of War.

The British officers do not seem tc
understand enough of the art of war.
It is to be doubted if barrack life in
England and the colonies is conducive
to the requirement of the art. From
what we have read of it, we should
think that in military circles the off.
GERS regard military exercise some.
what of bore. and the army a profess
sion rather than trade. Social life.
or how to make the service endurable
is the main thing. Dress parades now
and then, tour of duty at Aldershot:
some meals taken in barracks, pool al
club, run down to London for the
opera or the music hall, or visit ia
friends country place-so pass the
hours for the younger gentry who have
found place as officer in her majesty's
military establishment Mobile Regis.
ter
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-02-22
WOES OF ENGLISH ALMANAC.
In 1t Queen Is Threatened with Vio-
lence and Heaps Of Trouble
for America.

In one of the London astrological
almanacs may be noted some interest.
Ing forecasts in regard to the fortune
of European sovereigns and of the
United States during the coming year.
Predictions of this kind have been
made in these almanacs during the
last half century, and, if we are to be-
lieve the publishers, many of them
have proved to be true. However this
may be, they form novel reading, and
those in regard to the United States
will especially prove interesting to
Americans.
eff Queen Victoria,'' says the LON
con astrologer, ''were ruler of any
other country but this I should pre-
dict violent termination to her ex-
istence, but I cannot imagine that
there is anyone in these isles idiotic
enough to even think of Offering vlo-
lence to her person, much less doing
it," Then he says that the most fate
full year appears to be 1901, but he
hopes he may be mistaken. The prince
Of Wales is cautioned to take care of
his health and to guard against ac-
cident, and the duke of York is grave
II informed that sickness or bereave-
ment will befall him or the duchess"
For Emperor William of Germany a
favorable year is foreshadowed, the
outlook being that he will be in
clined to literature and art and that
his empire will make great strides in
commerce and business" Doleful, on
the contrary, is the forecast in regard
tc Emperor Franz Josef of Austria.
Here are the principal predictions m
regard to the United States: During
the first three months of the year
there will be "a heavy call for money
for increased ornaments, naval and
coast defense, and much opposition to
the increased expenditure; heavy mis-
fortunes will befall hotels and thea
ters," and there will be much sickness
and trouble for the president.
Between March and June the death
rate VIII be high, many accidents will
occur on railroads and steamers, and
much money will be spent by the gov
ernment, possibly in connection with
the new colonial possessions" "a ire
mendous blaze in one of the populous
cities of the states is also predicted
During the next three months trouble
is foreshadowed with some foreign
power or colonial dependency, as we'll
as waste of money and decrease of
trade.
The predictions for the closing three
months of the year relate mainly to
the president. Here they are: ''The
president will not sleep on bed of
roses. He will have peculiarly
harassing time and great difficulty in
steering his course between conflict
ing interests and parties. He VIII
have much odium, i'll will and abuse
TO contend with.''-Chicago Times
Herald.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-02-22
P1TH AND POINT.

Equal parts of love and sense makes
the world go round on the sqnare.- Chi
cago Daily News.
It is the little things of life that are
annoying. 1t is easier to dodge an ele-
plant than a microbe.-Atchison Globe.
Jones-'I say, Miss Brown, how il it
that you are always out when call ?''
She-"Oh, just luck. London Tit
Bits.
what! At work on your autobiog-
raphy? Why, no one knows you!"
True. But when am known won't
have time. Town Topics.
There is one thing can be truly said
of Miss Ogler; she is self-possessed."
very true, but I'll bet you she wishes
she wasn't" boston Courier.
rs your friend a literary mans"
NO." answered Miss Cayenne. Hes
just writer. He's too bald-headed to
be literary man. '-Washington Star.
Il disown you'll cried the angry pa
rent. L shall cut you off with dollar
Eyes, sir" replied the erring son, meek
ly. "And might have the dollar now?"
Philadelphia North American.
Johnny-"Pa, what is a playwright?
A man who writes plays?" Pa-"No,
my son. A playwright is the man who
steals something from the French for
the stage manager and the scenic artist
to exercise their constructive abilities
upon" boston Transcript.
Dear she said, during an interval of
comparative sanity, promise me one
thing "Anything," he answered with
the recklesness of love. "After we have
been married a reasonable time, if we
decide divorce is desirable, promise
that my brothers, who are struggling
young lawyers, shall represent u.s.
Philadelphia North American.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-02-22
Almost mn Good.

'Now that I have promised to be
yours forever and ever" she said, as she
looked up into his eyes, ''tell me, Har-
old, if I am the only girl you ever
loved
"Ah, my darling" he replied, ''car
you not content yourself with the as.
surance that you are the Saly girl who
ever loved me?' Chicago Post.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-02-22
Following Ont Orders.

There is an old Indian story of the
subaltern who was ordered to take a
gun up to the top of an apparently
inaccessible hill. After several inef-
fectual attempts, he returned to his
superior officer and reported the feat
to be impossible. Impossible, sir"
was the reply, Impossible? why, I've
got the order for it in my pocket" The
supaltern went back and succeeded
London Spectator.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-02-22
Didn't Do a Thing.

Boys are odd conglomerations, and few
there are Who understand the emotions that
prompt their actions
A certain little fellow had his picture
taken, and when the family got the negative
of it they were Mortified to see the face of
the boy all pulled out and the eyes bullying,
and exclaimed in body: "Why, what on
earth did you do to make your face look like
that?"
Didn't do thing" said the innocent lit
tie fellow, .'but just see if could hold my
breath until the man got through takin' my
picture. Memphis Scimitar.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-02-22
Another Woman Helped

DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM Il took Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
during change of life and derived great
benefit from it's use. MARY E. JAMES,
1876 Coydon ST., Bradford, Pa.