The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-04-26
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call lin Dsssy.
WY. 80 neitips epi hu issi ,ssr'
dfsa psts ots q itoss latest r.iss iset,'
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tt,i sats ss,n
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b. s.u.a a iss words. Well, BE- -
bat b. ost isit ica 10 death 9Th lbs iss
hs atss ises
What % itustIas,Ei lttis EsI
Aatfsy Mess'tios III dost ihisl %
siles. 10 i. sHsll 10 u siseitessi
-wh ! ssh rosld gti sen.ttisl
10 hep q, rats irom oagirs iEto "a,
tos.t. Hs.tssa Why dosi you Dc
yeSr eva sostissi
-sy. r.w Mt fis Wslii Wh.'
is toil A tofi' 10 place .h'i,
ibs Btltsh slopls, ssd u sruefslly hss >
Bou o. t.o 90 iofls
-L.dy - ihs Dor r. 4 bsIlsso. 10 M
heart. yos ue ibe ssue tramp gave .
istse p'tee e pa idiss 20 !. lee tsIs s.ol
If.np n. ns.n: yoafs mis.sssI.
He's dtst
-D.isy tlstlns Ter efa neal 10 the
oosuif,l h,nms. .ba !. The ms,,sr
.hb %. eatnhi leIIyi Msnms 90 =
shispsi) -lip,h. dufi IL. resi- eau,tt
Jelly.
% bodies Asii. o. ihH pheto
graph op,u dutins dog o ibif No. ]
inrEtd n 90 I..i nishI ubso you we're
sleeping perb.rs you gill believe Dtv
that yea tpOre
"A eo0niry psptr bn this ptrsepsl
item; Those ~h0 hIou cid Mr.. Wilson
Of tbls place ptr.onslly sili regret 10 beer
that be sss sssuiied 10 a brutal mshn,r
las, sesf, bot WIS mol KILLED.
-Giltea--I aw Bones II the temper
sbce isclars lsst night hrs. Gilson-
HumrLl III bel when be got home lie
oouldIi tell bi. vile vi ere he'd beepi
Pc, wbst 10 the halo OF victoryp Tho
halo Of vlctefyf Well. 1t 10 thai uub
coming smirt your moiter gets on when
abe has snecseded 10 mskipg you or u
do something .e don't vent 10 do.
-Whsi san tIit pat Exit Freddy
Well. II lie L,ti0 plsostd hung sroapd
on the walls 10 theatres and opera hou,es
to keep people from thinking they smell
Ere,
-HsItie Really. Ton, do you believe
ssndenon knows al he processes 10 Knows
oil be proiessts 10 knosi Hsuy-ol
eourse not Tbsl would be impossible.
-Brown = Yes; Jones married 3 rich
wife, bat be leads dog, life. Smith
IL that soi Brown-Yss. lie dos.n'l do
= blessed lhibs bat lie sroubd the house
snd 40 out Tor 40 sinng between mssls.
Stern Father Whs, az mccarthy
hour ths, yeung fellow stops every
night, Doris What does your mother
cay about IN Daughter Sue says men
haven't sltered bii. pa
-Phyncisn (si,h ear 10 patients chssi)
There is . Curious swelling over ihs TO
gion OF the heart, cir, which mu,t be re
dncsd Of once. Pstiett (snIiously) go
The, swelling |, my pockstbook, doctor.
Please don't reduce II too much.
Msns. you let that youus Bolster
'tay ~,i nish, nntil O'Clock. Bat, man
ms, you told me | must give him time
10 propose Bu, I've hoursi Why, nam
ms, you hos be shutters
Yeas, You say loa bought orr vile
! folding bsdi How does II worka Grim
'onbesk Fine; Jon zee che talked 10 her
leep fsatfully, and thst was the only
Hay | could shut Der mp.
-Mm. Bibk, How does ii happen
be, Mrs hsxtdoor can sfiord to dress
'ellcr ihsn ! osnf Mr. Binks - They /,
Isven't been married long, and presume
10 isn't broke Jet.
He This Die isLi anyihlne like
ased TO make She-I suess
on mean ike your mother used to make.
10. don't I've often heard iatbsr say
nothsi's pis waso'i lke bi. mother used
o make.
The Clergyman (proudly) People
70 loaih 10 leave uy oburoh. Why. 81
81 services II ia iully IS minutes before
be edifss Is emptied Tue sinper-l
ont wonder al that people ere
cry hard TO svskenI
80 He emerged from the ruins OF the
'rseksd train casually. dos ed bic cloth
" snd yawued. iou sppssr 10 to ,sks
be ltius eoolly. remarked the doctor.
ID. yea. he rtplisi. You see. | operate
~ automobile 10 rocky county.
The owner Of the ,op.loi,y automobile
bal bad cspsis'd 10 strong gale climbed e
Ut Of the overturned vehicle sod straight 7
ned out the dss,ed places 10 bis siiii hat :,
" eli tisst. be said. dsHsntly. II does y
o, ruu susy and oraa me all over the p
shen IL upse,s
--''tilonsnIs b Of Mespoft writes .
bat she hss been keeping conpsby'5
lib yonas msn tor .eu yests. and
ould lise 10 inos What 10 give him u
be sdds that be ha ntvsr proposed, q
"a abe soald like TO nsks him . present
lst ~ould sneoatsse him. Give bin . u
boz Of ssnd. 0lorisnbs n
What IL TIE price Of ibis lovely 90
a1s ehsiti skea The shopper. ISL
adam, sasvstei the dealer. 81 81 n