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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-12-29
Read This Before You Write.


I1oGAS A12H E1<42SS n S-ecSS~-
Never write poetry until You are at leass
30, unless you fail in love. when il viii
come to you Ike the measles. You would
better begin with seories-shat Is. if yoa
have leading idea and can invent siTua-
tio0s- Do nOs attempt the Boya until you
have passed your fortiesh year A novel
requires knowledge Of men and manners
a study Of human character, and powers 10
create dialogue and invent surprises !
know that there have been instances when
very yoang men have written elsver poems
and norelz, but these we're freaks Of geaius
which do n0s often oecar. Avoid attempts
At h4mOr. That mine has already beea
Eorked for more than II i wurth. and the
best Of Il seems to be kbcre1 What the
funny men do produee < nos equal to the
uninteuriouzl hamor which ( 20 be foand
in congressional speeches on the tariff. and
in the ed fashioned epitaphs IN the oaun-
Try churehyards.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-12-29
Woman in Barrel

HANOVER, Pa, Dec 21-Mrs. VII
lam White, of CcdOrus Tounship. his
county, vas the victim Of a most peculiar
accident She Is stout, weighing nearly
500 pounds, and Was standing On barrel,
trimming some vines, when saddenly the
top Of the barra eaved in Her husband
tried IN vain 50 extricafe her. and was
finally compelled to roll her to bl.ek-
saith shop 4 quarter Of a mile away.
There the irOa hoops we're removed and
the woman resained her Freedom
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-12-29

= Z. r
Ring out, wild bells. and LEND thy chimes
With carols Of the Christmas times
Let gl2dsone notes. and ioy attend.
The Peace on Earth. Goodwill TO Men
Lei trumpets, with their s;ivery Threats.
Their sweet sounds add 20 Yuleiide notes.
And over all the wide world seod
The Peace on Earth. Goodwill 10 Men
Sing. little children, and joyful be
For Christ. little child. was He.
One Christmas in The long ago.
When shepherds saw the star aslow,
And angels did to earth descend,
singing Peace on Earth. Goodwill TO Men
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-12-29

IL has been estimated that the apprOxi-
mate total production Of rubber annually
: s.. 500 tors OF this amount 81, 600
tons zre taken BY the United States and
C1nads- 81 900 BY the United Kingdom
and Is. 500 by the rest Of Europe. The
Ana1on district produces p, 600 tons, and
E4ss and west Africa "a, 900 tons; parts
Of Soath America other tkzn the Amzz11
dissnes, $500 tOas.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-12-29
week days onIy.
Sunday Trains

- and - = n. Westminster Ills a. N IL !.
arriving AT Union Bridge st IL - 9 II All +e
p N Leave Union Bridge 81 as g. N and AS p
N, Westminster 30 - and 4s4 D n srIiyIng
Al H1!ien station At a.07 a. N and 6-l5 D. n
Freder1ek Division Pennsylvania z K (Ezily eX-
eept SuEozy- Trims for Frederick leave B-uce-
vile II SIS. s-Ss and l0sF g. n and 5s2 and So
P m Trains for TsneytoHu- LirGie<toEn and
ColumoA leave Brueeyille AT = N and As =. n
Though trains for Hanover and Getfy<hIlrT ard
points On Baltimore and Harrisburg Division leave
1s5K--nors- dAlly- except sunday, ~ ~ n snc
So p N Though cars for Gettysburg and inie.-
noeaAte points leave Baltimore also daily e1espS
sunday, a. I0-l2 m
Passengers fog and from Cherr.- Run wiliizus-
po-L- r v and intermediate points from and ID.
stations east Of Hsge-SroEn. chzlse n H2gerStoEn
Or1srS Tor baggage ezlls Can Be leff Al Ticket
O1ee- No III East Baltimore street. BAitlnsore-
J. n HOOD. Generzl Manager
octs B. z. GESToLn. Gen1. Passenger Agent
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-12-29

Recent estimates are TO the eject that
asphalt < being dug out Of the fznozs tar
lake Of Tnnidad-the nost nOsable exist
ing source Of the msierial IN the usrid-
Il the rate Of 50. 600 tons per amman.
There are sin 4. 800. 600 ssas in sishs.
but at tbs rate the zaFply eoald not lazs
long, were Il not that the hke Of birumen
referred 10 5 receiving consssnt sccretiCa
from the bossls q the earth
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-12-29
NJ cox,
kl-zte Cterk Of frInIIns heeorcs- US oSnzleg
Attorney and Counsellor at Law

ERANCIS N COX,
(I=te Clerk Of Printing Records. Us Senztel
Attorney and Counsellor at Law
5l2 Street, Y w.. Washington, D. c.
Practices in al the Courts Of the District Of
Colambia- Especial aitentioa gwen to
claims szzinsf The Governneni and Mer-
czrsIle CoIleetiO1s- Estates OF Noa-rea
dents Managed and Keats Collected
REFEzs BY PERMISSION 10
Ex-Sen- A. P Gorn2s, Wash, D. c.
Rep Jas D. Richardson, Wash, D. c.
Hnu- Jno- P. Poe, Baltic, Nd
Tax OSes. District of Colambsz-
Ex Sen Chzs- 2. Mznderson. Onzhz, Neb.
Hoa- Wn- Pfnkney Whyte, Bslfo-. Nd
Judge n 2 Morris, wash, D. c.
Nat Bank Of Washington, WASH. D. c.
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William M. Keefer.
HEADQUARTERS FOR WINTER
and Feed

Batter, l5c pound
Homiuy. Soup and Inns Beans
Lard Cans. Coal Buckets and Goal Sieves.
White Fish Zoe bucket
Buckwhest and Corn Meal
Matches, l. >, 5, 1. sc box
) gallons Oil and Can, ST.
Soaps and Powders, 8. 4, &c.
Feed Department consists Of Middlings.
Bran. Corn Chop, Mixed Chop. Corn, Oats.
Screenings. Wheat and Cracked Corn
Fine and Coarse Salt, loose and sack
B2iled Hay and Straw
Crooks. Jugs snd Jars
Agent for DR.. Hess Stock Food
Chicken Powder and Louise Killer.
Agent for Oliver Chilled PIow and Repairs.
Call and get our prices
Agent for the Acme Steam Lsuhdry-
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-12-29

Sugars, 5, 81. &C pound.
CoHees, IL. Is, "A, Is. IS TO 4Oc pound
Teas. 20. 90, SOC pound
Baking Powders, 10. Is to soc pound
Syrups. %. so, 4Oc gallon
Goal Oil. u, IS. l5c gallon
FIours-Gorsuch's Bish's, Eaglar's, Pills
bury's. Pillsbury's Graham Flour.
Can Corn and Peas, &c.
Corn. Peas Beans, Tomatoes. Toe each
Black Prunes, ). Toe lb-- Silver Praues l5e-
Rsisins- Q, 10, IL, lie pound
Best Citron- 15c- Best Figs I5e- Besi
Dates. &c ID.
Cocoanuts. ), 6. &c each.
Peaches, I0e Apricots-
Candy. ), Sc. 10. Is. %. ., SIC ID.
Dried Corn and Cracked Peas
Mixed Nuts-AImonds. WsinGts- PecaHs-
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Original goetrg.
PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL
TO MEN.

Written for the Democratic Advocate,
ERR
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-12-29

The Chinese Government 10 determine
in what manner to reform the Depar1uen,
Of Foreign AffsiEs and to modify the oDurs
oeremOnials concerning the reception Of
foreign representatives, IN the manner to be
indicated By the Powers
Until the Chinese Government has
complied with the above conditions TO the
satisfaction of the Powers there < no ike
hhood that the Oceugatioa Of Pekin and
the Province Of Chill BY the general forces
can be brought to oooeluSson
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-12-29

The Chinese Government 10 under
take TO negotiate amendments to the irez-
ties Of commerce and NAVIGATION considered
useful BY the Foreign Poxers, and upon
other matters pertaining 10 their CONNER
cal relations, with the objects If faeilita-
tInO them
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-12-29

remaining of youths and boys Suits and oats from
now nilJa
Special 25 stylish Suits stripes and checks on
fines suits that's homSl to
So ST. Our famous al
81 Mems Fur Collars
bargain Leather Working
SILK Mufae beautiful designs line OF Zoe Suspende
Of the latest IN
We viii Underwear
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-08-04
THE VETERAN BLUES.
Large Representation at the Quarterly
 Meeting Held Last Night.

Large Representation at the Quarterly
 Meeting Held Last Night.
 The Veteran Blues held a regular quarterly meeting last night in the quarters of the company at the armory. This association is only three months old, yet it has on it's membership roll about seventy-five names and is well off financially. The veterans of the company last night, perfected the or- ganization and now everything is in good running order This was the sec- ond meeting held by the association, the first one being the organization meeting held last May. The present of ficers are: President Captain John Shuster; vice president, Lieutenant James c. Twining; secretary, Howard G. Young; treasurer, Herbert W. Ped rick.
 About thirty attended the meeting last night and drew up plans for the future. The next meeting of the asso- citation will be held in November.
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FOR THE NEW DRAWBRIDGE

Submitted by Engineers.
 The committee on railroads and bridges met last evening with the may or, the director of public works, the city engineer and the selectmen of Orange to look over plans for the new draw bridge to be erected on Kimberly ave- nue over West river. Five plans sub- mitted by engineers at the request of Director Troup were examined. The committee is undecided as to whether or not to recommend a slide draw or a lift draw and 1t is possible that before a recommendation is made the members of the committee may visit Boston to observe the operation of roll or sliding and lift bridges in use there.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-08-04
YESTERDAYS BALL GAMES
NORWICH BEAT NEW HITEN
 AGAIN IN NORWICH,

Tie Blues Have Yet to Win Game
 Thero-Scorc Was to 6-Bridgeport
 Won Il Great Gnmc from Bristol Who
 Mnde but One Hit or Corcoran-New
 London and nIeriden Win.
 Norwich, Aug. 3.--The error column showed six tallias against New Haven this afternoon and explained the only reason for NorWichs victory. The game was not particularly interesting one, and was loosely played by both teams. The score was fairly close throughout, however, and New Haven had the lead in the sixth inning. when they went to pieces and four errors were added to their string. In the eighth the score was tied, but Norwich sent a man across the plate in the ninth, taking a lead which was held to the end of the contest The score: Norwich .... II 0 0 0 1-7-- G--2 New Haven ..2 0 0 0 ? 0 3 0--6-11-6
 Batteries-Curran and Slattery; Ashe and Luchia.
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ABERDEEN 9, DERBY 8.
STATE LEAGUE STANDING.
POLICE LOST TO CLERKS.
Latter Won an Interesting Game by
 kap t1a

Latter Won an Interesting Game by Score of to g. The baseball game between the police team and Gamble-Desmond's aggrega- l. tion of ball players at the savin Rock grounds yesterday afternoon resulted in victory for the latter by the score of to 8. The police lost through their in- ability to bat well, Shugrues curves be- ing too much for them. The three runs were made by Carey, Lautenbach and Dunn.
 The game was an interesting one and well played. About 200 spectators wit messed it. The teams played as fol- lows:
 Police-Carey, p; Hayes, c; Doherty, s Lautenbach, b; St. Clair 2 b; Connolly, l f; Doughan r f; Eagan, b; Dunn, c f.
 Gamble-D -Desmond-Carter, c; Burke, 2 b; Wade, l f; Fitzgerald, s; In- goldsby, 1 b. Mcdonald, b; Shugrue, p; Heubisch, f; Parnaby, f.
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District of New Haven, ss. Probate Court,

District of New Haven, ss Probate Court,
 August 2d, 1900 ESTATE of CHARLES D. THOMPSON,
 late of New Haven, in said District, de-
 ceased.
 An instrument in writing, purporting to be the last will and testament of said de- ceased, having been presented in Court and Augustus $. Thompson of New Haven having made written application praying that the same may be probated, and that letters tcstamentary may be granted, as by said application on file in this Court more fully appears, it Is
 ORDERED - That said application be heard and determined at Court of Pro- bate to be held at New Haven, in said Dis trict, on the 9th day of August 1900, at ten o'clock In the forenoon, and that public notice of the pendency of said application, and of the time and place of the hearing thereon, be given to all parties interested in said estate, by publishing this order three times In q newspaper having q crcu- lation in said District. By order of Court, aus St ALBERT F. WELLES, Clerk.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-08-04

MT. and Mrs Clarence D. Holt and family and Mrs M. J. Smith of No. 495 Winthrop avenue are spending the months of August and September at the Mountain house, Chestnut Hill, Mans field, Conn.
 Miss Emma o. Homer of New York, who has been the guest of Miss Eva Nesbit at Mansfields Grove, has re- turned to her home after a few days stay
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-08-04
SERVICES ON THE GREEN.

Y M. c. A. to Hold its Regular Open-
 Air Service To-Morrow Afternoon.
 The Young Mems Christian associa- tion will hold its usual open-air meet ing on the steps of the Center church tomorrow afternoon at 3:45 o'clock. The special features of the meeting will be the address on Freedom" by Frank M. Sheldon and some special music by the choir of the Plymouth Congrega- tional church.
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E. Schonberger & Sons.

Palace and Central Markets. Special Sales saturday-Blg Cut in prices of Meats and Provisions. Veal Chops 12c ID, Veal Roast 10c lb, Loln Steak 14c lb, 3 lbs Hamburger for 25c, Beef Roast 8-10c lb. Poultry Fowls Toe lb, Turkeys 10c ID, Spring Chick ems 14c ID. Fresh Vegetables of all kinds cheap. Fresh Eggs 14c dog, Best Butter Prompt delivery; phone 120. F. SCHOEN- BERGER & S0NS 92-96 George street and 123 Central Market, Congress avenue.
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District of New Haven, ss. Probate Court,

District of New Haven, ss Probate Court, ESTATE of GEORGE W. MALLORY, late
 of New Haven, in said District, deceased
 The Executor having exhibited his ad- mlnistration account with said estate to this Court for allowance, 1t is
 ORDERED-That the Sth day of August, 1900 at ten o'clock in the forenoon, at Court of Probate to be held at New Haven, In said District, be and the same Is ap- pointed for hearing on the allowance of said account, and this Court directs that notice of the time and place of said hearing be given by publishing this order three times in some newspaper having circula- ton in said District.
 LIVINGSTON W. CLEAVELAND, aug St Judge.
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AT PARK CHAPEL

The Brotherhood of St. Andrew will hold an Episcopal service in Park chap el, Ocean View street, Morris Cove, to- morrow afternoon at o'clock, The Sunday school will give concert to- morrow evening at 7:30 o'clock. Every one invited
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-08-04
CHURCH NOTES.
The City Mission Services for To-Mor-

The City Mission Services for To-Mor- row.
 At the City Mission hall, Court and State streets, the regular sunday ser- vices are the Sunday school (English) at o'clock a. m., Sunday school Ital- ian) at 10:30 a. m., children's meeting C"Sunshine Band'D at 3 D. m., preach- ing in Italian at D. III. and the peo- ple's service at 745 D. m. for one hour only The address tomorrow evening will be by Rev. c. A. Pickett of New Haven. Meetings also every evening of the week--Men's club on Wednesday evening, Kings Daughters on Friday evening, Mission Rescue band on Sat- urday evening. All are welcome.
 The City Mission Rescue band also conduct an open-air service every Sun day at 3:30 D. m. in the Crescent street grove, corner of Crescent and Goffe streets.
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0danIs.

One cent a word for each insertion: i've cents word for full week, seven times.
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MERIDEN 12. DERRY 3.

Derby, Aug. 3.-Meriden won both games in the double header this after noon. In the first game Collifiower was wild, giving nine men bases on balls while in the second game Mclean who was put in for the third successive day tired after four inning and was hit free ly. In the first game the home team bated Brooks readily, but was unable to bunch hits. The visitors played a sarp fielding game, while Derby's' er- TOTS were numerous, Scores: Meriden .. ..2 0 3 0 O 0 0 O--12-14-2 Derby =. ....1 2 0 0 0 O. A. 9-5
 Batteries-Brooks and vigneux; Col liflower and Conroy.
 Second game
 ABERDEEN 9, DERBY 8. Meriden .. ....1 0 0 0 43 1 o *--9--l2-2 Derby .... ....0 0 o i o 0 0 0--3-- S--7
 Batteries-Durnbaugh and vigneux; Mclean and Conroy.
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DEATHS.

SMITH-In this city, August ?, 1900, Ruby, daughter of Henry F. and Lucy Gill smith, aged 26 years, months, 17 days, Funeral services will be held at the resi- dence of her parents 252 Hallock avenue, Saturday afternoon at o'clock. Friends are invited to attend. 2t
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-08-04

New London Shipping.
 New London, August 3.-Sdled-Schrs J. NJ. Morales Lawrence, Hanes, and Susan r. Nash, all from Bangor for New York k. F, Dean, Falmouth for New York; Eag- let, Providence for N. Y,; Ella Powell, Stoningtoh for \. r.; tug America, five barges for New York.
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WANTED

WANTED, WAITER and cook at restaurant, two doors below Pequot, Morris Cove. au4 lin
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BRIDGEPORT 4, BRISTOL 0.

Bridgeport, Aug. 3.--The first ball pitched by Phil Corcoran this after noon was lined out for clean base hit and through an error of Kennedy re- suited in the batter getting to second That was the only hit made by Bristol during the game, however and was Bridgeport's only error. The game was one of the most interesting of the sea- son and resulted 40 in favor of Bridge port Phil Corcoran never pitched more effectively and Sellers of Bristol was also in excellent form until the eighth inning. Neither side scored up to the seventh inning, when by daring base running Bridgeport got their first man across the plate. In the next inning four hits and an error netted three runs. Sellers pitched a strong game until the eighth inning, when the home team commenced to solve his curves. Score:
 Bridgeport .. 70 00001 3 +--4-9-1 Bristol . ....0 o o 0 0 0-0-i-1
 atteries-Corcoran and o'Rourke; Sellers and Ivers.
 NEW LONDON 9, WATERBURY 8.
 New London, Aug. 3.-In ten-inning game New London defated Waterbury this afternoon. Up to the fourth in ming Humphrey pitched clever game for New London, but in the fourth the visitors pounded him unmercifuly and with poor infleld work seven runs were netted. Eagan was put in in the next inning and the slow ball he pitched was so puzzling that not hit was made off of him. There were no start ling plays. The team is now under the control of Hernon and Woodruff and several changes are anticipated. Score: New London 70 2 0 0 2 O 1---9 13 Waterbury o i 7 0 0 0 0 0 0--S 12 1
 Batteries Humphrey, Eagan and L.a- mar; Livingstone and Buss.
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On @, Vacation o

The majority of our customers are out of town, seeking comfort and ease in hot weather.
 One simple way to smooth out the housekeeping wrinkles of cottage life is to have the sort of Groceries you're used to.
 Our bookkeeping methods show the brands and sorts you've been buying all season -an order "as last" will do the business.
 Mail us your orders or call up 1855 New Haven" (private wire).
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MRS, M, N. BARR,

SELECT EMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
 12G COURT STREET, (near Orange, Best help of all nationalities, for all kihds of domestic work Housekeepers. nurses, etc., may here ob. ram good situations in city and country. Parties desiring such help should cali st With. IF years experience we endeav vor ta deal justly by ali. anS IF
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. At Kansas City-Kansas City IA, Buff falo T.
 At eapolis-Minneapolis 10 Cleveland z.
 At Mlwaukee-Indianapo 4, Mill waukee 2.
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TEACHERS for Sd, 4th. and 9th rade.
 $400; two men for High schools, $600' $l,000 Apply at Room A. 902 Main st.. bet. and IF, Hartford, Conn iy28 Tt
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WANTED
 BEST Swedish and German servants are all secured here. Employment Agency. qua tf N. SHERMAN, 776 Chapel st
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-08-04

AN energetic. man with small capital to
 manage business of Novelty Mfg. Co. h. qulre Room 5, 157 CHURCH ST. jy2S Tt
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MARINE LIST. wHITS PORT OF NEW HAVEN sXKSfs
 ARRJVEn

ARRIVED. Sch Margaret, Clark, Rockaway. Sch Aetna, Miller, N '.
 CLEARED, Sch Express, Culver, N. r. Sch Thomas Russell Thomas, Norfolk. Sch Amelia Hearn, North, Baltimore.
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WANTED

WANTED, 9As7z58 N BEST help for any kind of work can als 8 ways be secured here, with our long es- tablished and largest business In the State. We can guarantee satisfaction We have. more and better help than can be i found elsewhere. We know, and have dis.i carded, most of the useless class; every. body knows that this Is the most reliableI place in the State. N. SLEEMAN. Elm. ployment Agency, 775 CHAPEL ST. tf
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WANTED.

SITUATIONS for four frst-ciass cooks.
 for several Swedish, German and Iris6a second girls, and good nurse girl. We
 supply most all of the best help. The
 best for any kind of work can always Ee
 have the most reliable and largest and best agency in New England, exceptin1 only Boston. N. SLEEMAN, Employmonfs Agency. 775 CHAPEL STRENT MY fn28 ffl
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MRS. S. A. GLADWTN,S

,oo on cEiIlHPi0yment Agency, M
 room 40. Headquarters for the pest sifnssss! ss tions; 10 years experience Coachmen. farm hands, porters, girls for general housework. waitresses, gardeners, coachmen, etc, Ger tions, should apply, and those requiring sil- perior help can be furnished at the abovl olnce. German and English spoken jy2
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-03-08
SCORE FOR TIE MENU.
He Guessed al the French and Struck
Nothing But Eggs and
TOOthpicks.

Gilson-Next time take girl to French
restaurant l won't be so ALFRED smooth.
] don't care a durn whether she believes
| talk French in my sleep and take French
newspaper or whether she thinks | don't
know a French poodle from dachshund!
Willets-W hat 5 the matter now!
Last night thought ii l d 60 right down
the card and pick out something every
couple OF inches I'd strike it about right.
If there's one thing l can't eat it's hen
fruit. Well, the first round We got was
soup with a dropped egg in it,
We'll, you didn't have to eat it,"
The next prize package l drew was a
plain omelette. l fought Shy of it and said
1 was waiting for the real solid Dishes
"Yes."
"Well, next 1 got eggs broiled in butter
and then egg sandwiches. ! couldn't play
off forever, and had to eat 'em."
Poor old chap"
Then | got mad and jumped clear to
the last thing on the list for dessert. AND
what do you think the waiter brought uss
Toothpicks! N. y. Press.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-03-08
Could Change His Mind.

Prof. HenderShott is well known in Pitts
burgh as man of atiable temper, and it is
rare that he shows even Impotence. One
car to call on a friend, he asked the con
ductor to transfer him to the city stree,
cars at 4 certain point. Soon afterward the
car stopped aud he was surprised to see out
side the very friend he was seeking He
started to leave the car. when the conductor
accosted him. You can't change for your
car here he said. brusquely. The pro
lessor passed him, taking no notice. Cant
change cars here, tell you.' snapped the
conductor again. The professor, deep in
conversation with his friend. merely waved
his hand to signify that the car might &c
on without him. Here" cried the man
in brass buttons, angrily, don't | tell you
that you can change cars at this place.
Then the good old professor answered with
severity: But | can change my mind at
this station, can't I:"-Golden DAYS.