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The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23
GLORIOUS F0URTH!!:
Pr0gram:

Sunrise Salute Of Thirteen Guns. National Airs by Band. Signal, g a. m., to gather on Public Square.
 Procession formed. Benj. ScEuster, Marsha of the Day.
 Procession match thru principal streets ard return IO Assembly, Hall.
 Order of PrOcession: Standard Bearer.
 Columbus. Q ieen Isabella and King Fer,llna and.
 AmsrieaH AborigInes.
 Pilgrim Fathers.
 c .orge Washington and wife. Uncle Sam ami Miss ColumbIa, GhtieSs Of Liberty. And the Thir- teen O. ig,Hal States. Escnrted by the B ue aath the Grav.
 St. Johns Brass Band. O.. K" Natinl;,I Guard Of Arizona. Nineteen Hundred.
 CIuzens.
 At Assembly Hall. Called to order hv Marshall Schus'er. SOAg. "The American Flag" GIee Club. Willard FArr. leader. Invocation. Chaplain A V. Gibbons. Music. Mandolin and Guitar Club, Mss Louie Freeman. leader Reading Declaration of Independ- ence. Mrs. Rachel Berry. QIsrtetts. MesSrs Mlrtin Jsnsea, Charles Davis, Fred. Davis, Norman Freeman.
 Grafton. J, ". Brown. "Star SpAngled B4nuer," Mrs. Mar. tha Thomas.
 Patriotic Speech. E. $. Perkins. QIartette, "The Red. White and Blue" Messrs- 4. ;. Gibbons Frank Tho mas: Misses Mary Patterson and Edith Waite.
 Recitation, Miss Laura Greer. Music, MandDEin and G .itar Club. Toasts aud Sentiments. Toast Mas ter, Reamer Llug.
 ''America," GIee Club. Benediction, Chaplain. March. Brass Band.
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23

 Advertising the Town on His Cara.
 A restaurant keeper in the Jelico and Coal Creek country of Kentucky has the following business card, says an exchange:
 Twenty-Five cents an Eat-a5 cents Sleep. The Edwards House, P. NJ. Edwards. Proprietor, Coal Creek, Tenn, Directly opposite R. R. depot. Not the laEgest bOtel in the berg. Not newly furnished throughout. No free bus to trains. Not the best grub the market affords. But simply clean beds and something good to eat. Tooth picks and ice water threwn in. Try us! Pay up! And if not satisfied keep mum. Our city is composed mostly of hogs. diggers. merchants and law yers. named in the order Of their inn portance. Good cross-tie walks on all the principal tLOroughtares."
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23
OUR EXPOSITION.
 LETTER.
{ From our Regular Correspondent
PARIS, FRANCE, May 28, 1900.

Paris, at all times q worlds cen ter, has this year eclipsrd even her self by the ~plentio, of her univer- sal exp"siti" Every nation ot tho world has contributed et It's choic- est anu best. It is dazzI'ng, be- wildcr'ng assemrlage. Something like it has been seen before at Philadelphia in 's16. at Paris in 1878 and in 1889, aud iu Chicago in 1893, but this 'xPoSition outshines ali others, not in every degree ard dctal i.ut as aR ensemble. It could not be otherwise; the world has moved even since so recent an G.
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23

The Arizona Gazette comes to us greatly enlarged in news matters, The Gazette always did treat the country newspaper we'll and it is our guess that Col. McCurd, will not change the policy of the Ga- zette in that respect.
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23

There are about heggar's dog en of outlaws at largo in the terri tory now, and some of them are enjoying the hide and-seek game they are playing with the officers and are living on the fat of the land, 1t seems.
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23

The territory of Arizona is full of loyal patriots, and the manner Tn which the Glorious Fourth is going to be celebrated m every cit. y, town and hamlet of her domain is one proof ot the assertion.
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23

The opinion that the bite of the Gila Monster is of necessity fatal. is fast losing ground, caused by the fact that quite a number efpe"pte have been bitten and arc still fIv- ing.
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23

If, the British are doing such great things in South Africa, why don't their troops liberate the four thousand prisoners held by the Bocrsl
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23
A Complete Guide to the Forthcoming Elections
 of 1900.

4 complete History ef eseh of the Slips ia be American Mavy. by Edgar Stanton Mac lay. Historian .. S. Mspy.
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23

Snme.of' our exchanges note the fact that the Chinese pigtaiIs will likely take the prominen place of the BoeF wh. h.skers. in the coming conflicts.
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23

arepractically annihilated by the ocean cables anu land telegraph systems which now belt the cir
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23
SATURDAY, JUNE B.

Tho Southern Pacific railroad is making the experiment of sprInk ling its roadbed with crude oil to lay the dust.
The St. Johns herald., 1900-06-23
INDUCEMENTS.

Signal to gather on Square. SD. m, Tue Frog that Went A-COurting. Mr. Bruin from Cape Nome.
 Earning Money by Electricity.
 Eight Premium Foot Races; 1. boys aud 5 ,. boys 6 and :; boys and 3; 1- boys 10. II and F years: girls Snd ,. 6 garis $ and ?; 7. glrls $ and 9; $. girls 10. II and I2 years old.
 Premium Wheelbsrro Race.
 Pramipm Sack Race. Etc., etc. etc. General Commlttee:
 Ghss, Jarvis, Richard Gibbons. Will lard Farr, Julia Greer and Naomi Free. man.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
AFRICAN RAILWAYS.
Great Deve1o pments During the Next
Twenty Years Are Prophesied.

In twenty years time. it is safe to
prophesy, railway development in Africa
will have made enormous strides-and
the many important branch lines to con-
meet with the Cape-Cairo trunk will have
been constructed or be near completion.
In the south the line from Johannesburg
will have joined that at Bulawayo; Bula-
wayO, again, will be connected with a
line running right across country to Wal
tisch bay in German West Africa. In
Central. Africa the trunk line will con-
meet with German and British lines run
ming to the east coast; and it is only rea-
sonable to suppose that by that time a
line or lines through Belgian territory
will connect or be in close touch with
the Cape-to-Cairo route. And that the
trunk line will be a paying concern there
is no reason to doubt.
In the Rhodesian section already built
the returns have advanced by leaps and
bounds. The engineering difficulties of
the Capeto-Cairo line are considerable,
but not insuperable; so that, with Mr..
Rhodes at the head to push the thing
along" there is every prospect of the
scheme. vast as it is, being successfully
accomplished Magazine.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
A NEW-FOUND WOOD.
The Red Ouebracho Makes the Best
Railroad Ties Known.

Railroad Ties known.
A new and thoroughly suitable wood
for railroad ties has been found in the
forests in the northern part Of the Ar
gentine republic 1t is the red que
bracho. 1t is an exceedingly hard wood
and in its interior, not alone in the bark,
is 10 to 20 per cent. of tannln, which
keeps the wood from rotting, no matter
in what substance it is buried. The
wood has been used in Europe for tan
uing, but outside Of the Argentine repub-
lie its utility to railroads, it seems, is yet
to be discovered and appreciated. Posts
made of this wood which have been bur-
ried fifty years in land furrowed and
quilted by the torrential rains of summer
have been found to be in as good condi-
ton as if they had been felled recently
In the Argentine republic ballast for
railroad beds is unknown, and the ties
are laid on the ground, which frequently
is sandy and exposed to heavy rains and
dried by intense heat. So iron cross-ties
were used until it was found that the red
quebracho was undeniably the best wood
that could be used for the purpose 1t
not only is so hard a wood that it has
to be bored before spikes and bolts can
be driven into it, but it is unusually
heavy. 1t does not split or become COM
pressed with blows.-New York Press
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
Deafness Cannot be Cured

Dy local applications, as they cannot reach
tne diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
ny constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an infiamed condition of the mu-
cous inning of the Eustachian Tube. When
InIs IuDe is infamed you have a rumbling
SOUND OF Imperfect hearing, and when it is
enilrely closed, Deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
ton, hearing will be DESTROYED forever; nine
clseS out of ten are caused by catarrn,
when is nothing but an infamed condition
OF the mucous surfaces
we Will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness Caused by catarrhl
I u cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
cure. Send for circulars: free.
e. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
sofa by Druggists, 75c.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
A Boston Institution.

Among the unique institutions of this
city is the Peabody Medical institute, 4
Bultnch street, established nine years
before the death of the great philan-
thropist, the late Mr.. George Peabody,
from whom it takes its name. During
the past thirty years it has achieved a
wide and lasting distinction, and today
it is the best of its kind in this coun-
try. The medical publications Of this in
stltute have millions of readers, and are
as standard as gold. Their last pam
phlet, ninety-four pages entitled Know
Thyself,' free by mail on receipt of 6
cents for postage. Send for it today
Boston Journal
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
Electric Cars in Scotland.

A Scottish paper tells an aEecdote in
connection with the new electric system
just opened in Aberdeen. Two farm
servants came to Aberdeen to spend New
Years day. Arriving by train, they inn
mediately made their way to the ter
where, after looking at the new creation
with much wonder, they decided upon
having ride. Getting on to the top of
the car. and after getting well along
George street, ''Wull," said man Jock,
this is a graun' invention. In Edn-
burgh | saw them drive the cars wi an
iron rape aneth street, in Dundee they
pu' them WI an engine, but. MIGHTY man,
wha wad a thocht they could ca them
wi q fishing rodr'
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
"A New Table Oil.

A rival of cottonseed oil, as a substi-
tute for olive oil, is promised in corn OIL
This is a by-product of corn, extracted
from the little feck of yellow which is
known as the germ. Totprevent sprout-
ing the germs must be removed before
the grain is shipped OF stored, and as the
result of the process employed gelatin
Gus substance is obtained, which has
been used only as substitute for linsecG
Oil in the manufacture of paints and for
lubricating purposes. Now it. is an
nouneed that a method has been discov-
cred for clarifying. deodorizing and max
ing the oil more palatable, with 10 ma
terial loss as regards quality, and at the
small cost of 10 cents gallon.--Scottish
American
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
Sad Story of a. RaShf.nI Row.

Robert, a bashful lad, recently sum-
moned up enough courage to escort a
young lady home. At the breakfast ia
bic next morning his father said: well.
my son, did you go home with any Of
the girls last night?" YES" said Bob.
Who was she?' Robert hesitated but
finally blurted out: Il thought it was
Annie Warren, but when we got to the
turn of the road she went into Ella
Hams house" But l should think you
mi ght have told by the sound of her
voice." said his father. Neither of us
said a word," said Bob, blushing and
Stammcring.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
What the Archbishop Said.

The late archbishop of York Or. Ma
gcc) made an eloquent speech, in the
House of Lords in opposition to Glad
stones bill for the disestablishment of
the Irish church. Incidentally he said
that he could not regard it as consistent
with the salvation OF his immortal soul
to vote for the BILL moment later
one peer who was coming into the House
inorired of another who was going out:
"Whu is on his feet now?" The out
GOING peer who stammered, replied:
"Archbishop MN Magee is t-t-talking
against the odd disestab lisnment of the
Irish church, What does he say!'
He says he'll be d-d-d-d if he votes for
thc bill"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
SPINNING WHEEL.
MR.. JOSH sIMPKINs ON ETIQUETTE.

MR.. JOSH SIMPKINS ON ETIQUETTE.
I've studied up on etiquette,
Read every book that L could set,
And yet
Theref isn't one in all the lot
That tells a Teller it is not
De rigger to eat pie
For breakfast, hence why shouldn't /!
And, furthermore, l can not find
In all the books l call to mind
A single line
That gives a reason worth a whOOp
Against a second plate Of soup
When fellers dine.
And as for eating marrowfats
without spoon, l think that that's
A fool
Ish sort of rule.
When !, eat pease
I'll do as / darn please!
And what is more, till I'm snob
I'll eat my corn straight off the cob;
And sparrergraSs I'll eat as
Have always done in days gone by
sort of dangling from the sky;
A sort of gift from heaven come,
Held 'twiXt my finger and my thumb.
And as for those peculiar things
Called finger bowls, l vow, by iings!
| will not use EN- as they say
The bon-tons uses 'em today.
L my hands amt both good and clean,
The pump is where it's always been;
And far as ever l could see,
It's plenty good enough for me.
l don't stand much on etiquette,
But yet
I'm too polite to wash my paws
AT table spite of social laws.
-Harper's Bazaar.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
Libby, MCNEIL & Libby.

Housekeepers frequently feel the need
of luncheon meats which are either ready
to serve or can be prepared for the table
at a moments notice Such a need is
abundantly supplied in the superior
meats put up by the old reliable house of
Libby, Mcneil & Libby, Chicago, one
other column of this paper. and their
booklet, How to Make Good Things to
Eat" is offered free ON application.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
Ancient Churches i'm NORWAY.

Some of the wooden churches of Nor
way are fully 700 years old, and are still
in an excellent state of preservation
Their timbers have successfully resisted
the frosty and almost Arctic winter be-
cause they have been repeatedly coated
with tar.-Indianapolis Press.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foo

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot Ease,
powder to shake into your shoes. 1t rests
the feet. Cures COrns, BuniOns, Swollen Sore,
Hot, Gallons, Aching, Sweating feet and In
growing Nails Aliens Foot-Ease makes
, new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores, 2Jc. Sample mailed GREE.
Address Allen s. Omsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Seattle reports that at no time in the
history of mining in the Pacific North
west have the shops and agencies been
so rushed with orders for mining ma
chinery as at present Two-thirds of the
machinery is for the mines of Cape
Nome
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
Try Gra1n-O! Try Grain-O.

Ask your grocer today to show you
package of GRAIN-O, the new FOOD
drink that takes the place Of coffee. The
children may drink it without injury ~
we'll as the adult. All who try it like it,
GRAIN-O has that rich seal brown Of
Mocha or Java, but it is made from
pure grains, and the most delicate stom
ach receives it without distress One
fourth the price of coffee. 15c and DC
per package. Sold by all grocers.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

There were no white inhabitants il
Kansas in 1850; in 1856 there were less
than 10000, and in 1860 but 100000. All
the last enumeration. March, 1899, heI
population was / ,425119.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures
sick headache. Price % and SOC.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Switzerland is cheerful over the re-
suit of it's exports to the United States
last year. The total for the year was
1883, or 20 per cent. over 1893.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Pennies are legal tender to the
amount Of % cents. Payments rendered
in pennies in larger quantities can be
refused without impairing the legal
standing of the creditor
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

est efforts to have everything twice.
Therefore, | have taken up this small
collection in order that you may come
tomorrow, instead of trying to get your
two performances in one evening"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

An emu's egg omelette was the treat
proyided nv q London naturalist for his
friends. The contents of the egg, which
was found in Australia some time ago,
weighed two pounds. Crocodiles' eggs
were also served
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an in
fallible medicine for coughs and colds
N. w. Samuel Ocean Grove, n. j.; Feb.
II 1900
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Lord Roberts is one of the rare ex-
ceptions among British officers in not
complying with the army regulation
which requires the shaving of the chin.
He is credited with saying: Il do not
fight with my chin
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

No Fun.-May-''Yo didn't so to the
theater with your Cousin Tom after all!
l thought your fiance had no objection"
Mabel-'He hadn't. That's why !
didn't go."-Judy
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
THE AMBITIOUS HERO

I'm not content, although my skill
In war has taken tricks.
A man must needs be drawer still
TO fight in politics.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Mrs. WinslOw's SOOTHING SYRUP for chlldre,
teething softens the gums, reduces Inflammation.
aays pain. cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

The annual production of jute fab
RIGS in Germany now amounts to SILL
100000 in value
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Waste land in Turkey sells at f3 per
acre; good farming land at EGO to EDO.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Have you tried MIR Flavors? If
not, why? Your grocer sells them.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

VITALITY low debtated exhausted cured
by DR.. Klines lnvigorating Tonic. FREE ST. Trial
Bottle containing weeks treatment. Dr. Klines
Institute 931 Arch Street. Philadelphia. Founded 1871.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

North Haven, Me-, has 125-year-
old apple tree
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

The English workingman has 27S
working days.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

II am guided now by the wishes of M
fancee," said the engaged man.
Miss guided man. retorted his bach
elor friend.-Boston Commercial Bull
letin.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
The Evolution of a Name.

a teacher in the Philadelphia girls
normal school tells a story of girl of
humble parentage vino gave her name
as Bridget when she was first enrolled.
During her first year Bridget changed to
Bridgetta. During her second year the
first syllable was dropped and she be-
came Eta. That developed into Mar
garetta, and when she received her di-
ploma her name was Marguerite.-In-
dianapolis Press.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

A case 1O2 years old has just been
settled in the court of claims at Wash
in Ut0n
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Mrs. Blinkers-"What Going away?
WhyY'
Servant-"Yes, mum. When / came
yesterday you gave me the keys to your
trunks and drawers and chests and jewel
boxes to keep for you"
Mrs. Blinkers-"Yes; l did that to
matter"'
Servant-''Ther' don't one of 'em fit"
Tit Bits
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Fishers Eiavorins Extracts are endorsed
by pure food laws and the U. s. government for their
PURITY and STRENGTH. A. j. Hilbert Co. Mlw
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Quoted excursions will leave ST. Paul. Mimi, the LIST
and Sd Tuesday in eac month and specially low rates
all lines of railway are being quoted for excursions
leaving ST. Paul March 18th and April 4th for Mani
toba, Assiniboia Saskatchewan and Alberta
Write to #. Pedley Supt. immigration, Ottawa,
Canada, or the undersigned who will mail you at
lases, pamphlets. etc, free: I. .. Currie Stevens
Point Wis, Agent for Government CT CAna-a.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

look at Name Browns new box
coat"
Yes. Isn't it awful?"
THAT isn't the worst OF it."
what is?"
''She fits it..''
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
Ten Accidents a Day.

The street accidents OF London amount
to about $500 year-nearly day.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

II suppose you burned great deal OF
midnight oil before you became eminent
as a statesman" said the friend.
mo, SIR" answered Senator Sorghum
81 burned money. Washington Post.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

-Uncollected taxes in New Orleans
aggregate over 100000.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

So true is Miss Rose Melville's make
up in isis Hopkins" and so wonderful
ly lifelike her characterization of the In
diana country girl, that an Indianapolis
newspaper said she could step from the
stage into an Indiana country fair and
get lost in the crowd of visiting girls and
they would not know there was a stran-
ger among them.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

Statistics show that the total con-
sumption of paper in the British Isles
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

''Madge, we can't afford new clothes
this spring.
Wei, then, Albert, we must move. /
don't mind wearing my old buds in Il
new neighborhood, but won't stay here
and wear them
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

'For the last time, I ask you he
Kissed, will you give up the notion that
you can recite melodramatic poetry?"
Never replied the woman, his wife,
pale but resoutc.
His face grew terrible to behold.
''Then," he cried n a voice vibrating
with passion, Il shall assume that / can
tell Irish dialect stories!
Now she groveled at his feet, and i'm
plores him to be merciful, but in vain-
Detroit Journal
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25
EXCURSION RATES

to Western Canada and par
ticulars as to how to secure
100 acres of the best Wheat
growing land on the Cont
nent, can be secured on ap-
plication to the Superin-
tendent of Immigration,
Ottawa, Canada, or the un-
dersigned. Specially con.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

by the way" said the Cornfed Phil
osopher, Il think | may take advantage
of this being the gardening season to re-
mark that there is often very little diff
ference between a budding genius and a
blooming idiot. indianapolis Press.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

What exclaimed the orator. what
two things are helping mankind to get up
in the world?''
THE alarm clock and the stepladder,'
answered the dense person in the rear of
the hall.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-25

A young society woman of one of Mil
waukees suburbs has a rare cause for
pride, as she thinks. She has had two
operations performed-one for appendi-
citis and one on her foot. She tells her
friends with d high and mighty air of
great superiority that she has her apnen-
dix in alcohol on one side of her bureau
while one toe is done in the same style
ON the other side. 1t is to be presumed
that her hip-pads hang in the center of
the bureau while her switch hangs on
the back.