The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-10-07
HIS LITTLE WAYS
The Editor of
The WoDaD's Page.
BIZ THE EMANcIPArED WOMAN.


he says a man can do anything on a
newspaper better than a woman can
Ar. Shufiebetham has the flush conf
dence OF genius. With the aid Of girl
reporter he says he can make the best
woman's page going.
Miss Parmenter, the girl reporter.
comes in with g. batch OF manuscript ev-
cry Friday. Mr.. Shufnebotham puts on
his superior masculine on-the-heights
editorial scowl fixes it upon Miss Par
menter and growls back in his head:
What's this stuff?"
ITS the report OF the PROCEEDINGS OF
the Women's Club For Ameliorating"
Strike it all out except what they
had on Put headline on 1t. Women
and Millinery. and turn it in. Strange
a woman can't write anything but II
has to be edited Take these directions
for making a couch out OF a shoe box.
write it over so that fool or The Baily-
hoo can't sue on the copyright and
turn il in too"
But it's such a chestnut" SAYS aiiss
Parmenter. tirnidIy suggestive.
Put II in. Women always like that
sort OF thing. Now write out fun in
structions for making an embroidered
silk cover for a coal scuttle and gimme
over that fashion magazine. I'll do the
fashions myself"
Mr.. Shufflebotham writes:
Our Paris correspondent sends us a
description of the latest bathing cos
tune worn at the seaside by the Ouch
ess of Yellochre. II is ravishfng crea-
ton in pink mouton de sole. deliciously
warm HIN! Miss Parmenter. what
is 'mouton-m-o-u-t-o French
sheep - s-h-e-e-p - AFR. Shufflebot-
ham"
HIM Sole means silk; that's IT.
ravishing creation Of pink sheep Of silk.
That'l do. Now let's see-'pink sheen
of silk. The chapeau ut the back of the
line is knotted in with a sky blue ac-
Gordon, and the toque around the bot
tom Of the skirt has the gilet trimmed
with entire deux In suave colors az the
top. The trousers Of this unrlvaled
bathing creation are Of eau de nil chif-
fon. with a flowing volant in heavy
red cloth at the top Him. That's
fine With this costume socks half
length. should be worn. Miss Par
menter, can you tell me why women
of hair?''
II don't know. Maybe It's because
they have hair" answers Mss Parmen-
ter thoughtfully.
Mr.. Shuffiebotham writes: =" Few wo-
men know how 10 take care OF the hair.
To keep it in a state OF proper cleanii-
ness. likewise to promote It's growth. II
should be thoroughly massaRed, with
L. 4Frrfa DO -,
bed. holding the head close 20 a lamp
or gas jet TO get the oil thorough
" warmed and dry Rub we'll in
Therei- Now well have some cooking
recipes. Every woman living needs 20
know cooking recipes. Miss Parmen-
ter, what time of year do people put up
cherry jelly?"
Il don't know. but I'll ask my mother
tonight"
"Aw-can't wait. know myself
rubs his head and dictates 10 girl ste
nographer;
Its the time Of year when al good
housekeepers prepare their cherry jei-
~ Boil down the fruit six hours. strain
and pour into beer glasses. Paste over
the glasses paper creased in butter. so
il will stick. and set away in a warn
place Next.
ut IS surprising how few women
know how TO conduct exactly right
even SO simple an operation as boiling
an egg. How many arc aware that
boiling the egg strenuously for a fun
hour. like n potato. VIII make 81 soft.
pulpy and creamy. as easily digested az
calls foot jelly This IS especially rec
commended in cases Of sick perEons with
weak stomachs. Keep the water lop-
pering steadily till the hour r. ended.
rev persons are aware that q dash
Of vinegar upon II slice Of watermelon
just before it IS eaten improves the fla
vor 100 per cent Try e. and you viii
never eat II any other way.
"If a wife wishes 10 tickle her good
mans palate and get new winter
coat out ~ him without any grumb'es.
let her try mixing the breakfast rolls
overnight. First dissolve the baking
powder in lemon Juice. then stir Il IN
long and well and let u stand tiil morn
ing. Bake slowly
Next. oh. yes. tho children 7 ran
give any woman IN this country point
ers on the care of baby. n 7 am
bachelor Miss Parmenfer. hunt up The
Mothers Tooth1nR Babes Monthly. wlii
you. and gimme r."
Mr. Shumebotham nips over the
leaves Of the monthly fve minutes.
then dictates 10 The stenographcr.
Mothers arc seldom instructed -
they should be Ia regard 20 the ab9o-
lutte recergItY a. ventilation Tor their
babes sleeping room Ia case u twins
tho necessity 81 doubled Tho EXPLORE.
Nanren. when within 10 miles n The
north pole thermometer - below zero.
found himself entirely comfortable wien
only q sheet OYER HIS sieeDfrr haR TIE
frczh air consumes fne cfFhcu - ths
body more rapidly ard actually surrn-
derz increased beat Let All mothers
= 70 have 80 heart The -eeifare - fhair
offspring frv tise %aneeu plan Thr1V
sH the windows vide 0aen. 70 matter
bow low fhe mercury Esr1s 3le-
nz bag may - mate - frouFseiire -
sole or any warm material. TIE IL light
arith a arawsfrinz ground ire chl'ts
neck. - it cannot get iis arms rat.
.hrox 3 lfrrn nfeff OYER fbe crib -rf
.he rrecio1,e 6arliarE wHI r3ak fat,
ireanlless aluuber and stay there
VITA fhla mastery touch zf~ Ehuc's-
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ffe gathers up she rteefa - paper. buu-
lies them tozether an9 calls 90 IRE
speakfng tuf,e 70 tire foreman - .ths
compost x room
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