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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-01

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Key to Chart: R-Republican. D.
Democrat. P-Populist. U-Not admitted
to statehood. X-No vote. %-Republican
electors chosen by legislature. Ore
jected.
d California. 1880, Democrat, l Re-
publican; (2) 1892 Democrat 1 Repub-
lican; (3) 1896, 1 Democrat, Republican
a. Kentucky. 1896, Democrat, L Repub-
Hcan. 90 Michigan, 1892, 9 Republican. 3
Democrat. Co North Dakota, 1892. l Re-
publican, 1 Populist, 1 Democrat Cd
Ohio, 1892. % Republican. 1 Democrat 90
Oregon, 1892 Republican. 1 Populist.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-01

The days sales les timatedl, each buyer
purchasing the number of head indicated,
were as follows:
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-01

Comparative receipts:
Total for today (estimatedl 49,.
The Marshall republican., 1900-04-20
MAYER & SON

day night and on Sunday he will I'D.
dress the school At Wentzville, where
William Dysart, formerly Of Missouri
Valley College, Is principal.
j. A. Il. Waters aud wife of Denver,
Colorado. spent Sunday In the city
visiting the family OF Mrs. Emile
Mayer. Mr.. and Mrs. Waters will
sail from New York Monday for Lon
don. which will be their home In the
future.
The Ellen Bowen Missionary Soci-
ETY. Of the Presbyterian church, attheir
The Marshall republican., 1900-04-20

regular meeting recently decided to
send 90 to the famine sufferers of In.
dis, which Is certainly . generous
contribution for this band Of earnest
workers.
The Midland Singing Brigade OF
the Salvation Army, arrived In Mar
shall on Friday, since which time SER
vices have been held 3 times q day at
3 In the afternoon on the street and
also at 1870 and at 3 o'clock In the
evening In the hall.
Drs. Nuckles Il MOrriss, the OsteO-
The Marshall republican., 1900-04-20

paths, are meeting with great success.
Many people have received their
health through this method. DO you
know what Osteopsthy lisp II not, In.
vestigate. Acute ss we'll a. chrenic
diseases successfully handled. lO.2t
Miss Matsie Curd Of Fulton left this
week for New York City to attend the
wedding Of Miss Price, which takes
place next week. Miss Curd will 90 To
Virginia In May, where she will he
joined by Mrs.. w. w. Elwang of Col.
umbia, and they will spend the sum
mer together In Virginia.
The Marshall republican., 1900-04-20

tn his mother. Mrs. A. vawter on
East North st.
DIR. Mary l.. Mabsur went to St.
Louis this morning to attend the 9th
annual meeting Of the State Institute
~ Homeopathy which Is held there
the II, II and 10Th.
i. G. Patterson 0ud wife. Mrs. W. |
3. Huston. Misses Alice and Ulela
King, returned Wednesday from X.
&. where they attended the Irving.
Terry entertainment.
Miss Pearl Duvall, n student Of NJ.
v. G. and her guest Miss Mary Steph.
n of Junction. were the guests Sun.
day and part Of Monday ~ Mrs. Abel
Leonard on North st.
Robert Campbell left Sunday night
for blackburn where he spent . day
visiting Mrs. Il. 81. SpOtts. who has
leen quite sick. hut II reported much
h#t,er ut this writing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Lacy re.
turned Sunday from n delightful trip
south. They give encouraging re.
ports ~ the Marshall friend. who are
so%journing In A.hviilc.
:.
p.rL. ,r",. :" 49,, Oil, w"
Sunday afternoon. where the excellent
preached by the former was
enjoyed by q large congregation.
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reported better ~ We 20 u press.
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Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-06-21
Brave Men Fall

Victims to stomach, liver and kidney
troubles as we'll as women, and all
feel the results in loss OF appetite,
posions in the blood, backache, nerv
BUSINESS, headache and tired, listless,
rundown feeling. But there's no
need to feel like that Listen to j. w.
Gardner, Idaville, Ind. He says:
'Electric Bitters are just the thing for
a man when he is all run down. don't
care whether he lives or dies. 1t did
more to give me new strength and
good appetite than anything l could
take. i can now eat anything and
have new lease on life" Only SOC
at Bateman 4 Co.'S, drugstore. Every
bottle guaranteed.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-06-21
Total disbursements. ........ 3175Ss4 ~
NORTH DAKOTA BUSINESS
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA.
OFFICE OF COMMISSIONER OF INSURANCE.

COMPANY's CERTIFICATE OF AUTHORITY.
Whereas. The Phoenix Insurance Company.
OF Hartford Connecticut. IL corporation
organized under the laws Of the state Of Con-
necticut. has filed in this office "a sworn state
ment exhibiting it's condition and business
for the year ending December 81. 1899. con.
formable to the requirements of the laws OF
this state regulating the business OF insur-
ance. and
Whereas. The said company has filed in this
Office {. duly certified copy Of it's charter with
certificate OF organization in compliance with
the requirement OF the insurance laws aforc-
said:
Now. Therefore. /. Geo. w. Harrison. COM
f" OF insurance or the state OF Sorid
Laws. do hereby certify that the above named
coRlkA4y is fully empowered. through it's
authorized YgeptS to transact it's appropriate
business 9f Kre ere tornado Insurance in this
day Of December. 4. D.. 1Qe
In Testimony Whereof have s4.a.e,up,n set
my hand and seal at Bismarck this Isl H1y OF
March A. d.. 1907
GEO. w. HARRISON.
ISEAl.] Commissioner Of Insurance
BY L. J. HARRIS. Deputy.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-06-21
Why
Troubled
Eczema
with

Boro.Carbol Salve positively cures
or money refunded. 1t you are
troubled with eczema, piles, tsttef, old
sores or skin diseases in any form try
Boro-SSa rbol Salve. 1t will effect a
permanent cure. Every box warrant
ed. Twenty-Five cents per box.
Fer sale by II. H. BAEEaAN T. Co.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-06-21
Afternoon.

paper he FOOLS r Of Our Guild f rs4t t xyE
:2 Cersymss Hour Does the Prosperiiy tie Church
Demand That Temperance Work Shall Have
Pace IN CHURCH Activities ... REV v II. RURING.
anSl the REV q. d. PURINTON
Correlation Of Reform, Forces. A. BURNS
The Economics Of the Liquor Traffic.
Var and the ath Century Civilization. REV F. T s1SEss
Outline Department Work Mns a., " NR,H
Scientific Temperance schools PROF ABBOTT
Paper Value of the Printed Page Mrs.
Music w. &. T. L.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-06-21
LIABILITIES

Gross claims for losses.
adjusted and unpaid. : 44.5aa5 30
Gross claims for losses.
upon which no action
has been taken ........ aU6. $50 g..
LOssess resisted by the
company ............ %. 104 ~
Total gross amount OF
claims for losses ..276. 7Sl o.
Deduct reinsurance and
salvage claims thereon 5.iS7 -
Net amount Of unpaid losses 800.
Amount OF unearned premiums
on all outstanding risks ........
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-06-21
Taken Up

One black pony, no white on it at all
Had on plates with rubber pads under
Branded but hard to tell brand.
FRANK SPERGER.
Sec. 9.145-6!.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-06-21

Premiums received during the
year In cash ..................
Interest and dividends received
during the year. Observation-Disclosures.
Rents received during the year.
Amount received from all other
sources .,....
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-06-21
JULY 4 and >.
Here are some of the attractions for the two
days: . q, ..
JULY 4tf..PROGRAM
Entrance to trotting and running races
closed on the evening of June 26, 1900

s a. m, United States salute IS guns
a. m, Bicycle Parade cash prizes for smallest and
largest riders best appearing rider: best orna-
mented whee:best squadron in column abreast.
$3.50 M, mile bicycle free for ALL time limit
on each half mile Purses $15 and $40.
10 a. M, Ball Game S25 to both winner and loser
> p m, Green colt trot years and under, 5 heats,
Purse $50 S35, $40, SIS, $40. Best in ).
Irot or Pace 2.2s class, heats. Purse 5000 SlOo
$50, $50, 500 Best 3 in 5.
Pony Race free for all, not III hands high Purse
s55,-s25, SIS, $40, s. Half mile. Best > in 8
Gated Race, Il miles, mile walk trot run horses
to be ridden. Purse $55-s 25, Is, 10, ).
Slow race, rider to exchange horses No entrance
Fee. Purse S25-15, 10.
Mile Bicycle Race, boys under H. Purse sl5-1o
).
p. m free exhibitions streets and sundry Econ
tests for cash prizes.
$3.50 p. M, Grand Fireworks DISPLAY
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-06-21
THIS IS THE
People, Store.
AA AA:mAAA


We call it so because we divide with our customers
the profits which other dealers keep entirely for them.
selves. We quote some prices. Compare them with
those you have been paying:
Standard prints .......... =,
Es ase cui 5 material nne quality 2tc
Fine quality OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 1nc
window shades, good Opaque, Hartshorl Ac
Ladies Jersey ribbed vests at 8 12!, 15 20 and
" extra large sizes ,5c
Misses and chidrens ditto .............,, a|I
Ladies combination suits ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. az
Misses combination ..................
Ladies muslin night gowns at SO, 7oc and Sou
nrewerS Soc soc and S1.OO
's1rts soc and 81.
Ladies' wrappers 75c, 95c and 81 .35
ladies black satin skirts ,n
Ladies black silk mitts Is, %, SOC "
ladies shirt at Is, 60, $780, 1.25 IS and $50
Boys and girls golf caps from Is to- soc.
Tam O'Slanters al 40, 80 75c
Boys good braid hats for l5c
Oriental Val and fine Sevia Torcnon laces from c up
Embroderies from &c up
AN over embroderies aces and pufngs from soc up
Pillow made of Fruit of the muslin . . ooc
Sheets made of good muslin. 5,c
Crochet quilts.
Mems work and driving gloves way down prices
ladies Amisik understands beautiful below
regular prices.
full stock of hosiery and other bottom prices
Special i5argins-good needles at 1c paper
In this season of prospective bad crops saving
OF five to twenty per cent every dollar of your pur
chase counts.
". E.. JImESON.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1900-06-21

~ dlOIS are crying IOT lcSlSldUlOll
against trusts. it is interesting
to know that every democratic
member of the house judiciary
voted against a reso-
luton to amend the constitution
so as to enable such legislation
These democrats are: Terry, of
Arkansas; DeArmond, Missouri:
Lanham, Texas: Elliott, of South
Carolina; Smith, of Kentucky:
Fleming, of Georgia; Clayton, of
A BsTRACT OF STATEMENT for the year
and affairs Of the Phoenix Insurance Com.
pany. Of Hartford. Connecticut. organized
under the laws OF the state Of Connecticut
the State Of North Dakota in pursuance OF
the laws OF said state.
President. D. w. c. Skilton.
Vice-President. J. H. Mitchell.
Principal Office: 81 Pearl ST.. Hartford,
COnnecticut
Attorney for service i'm the state of North
ce p.S ~ Harrison.
Locations Bismarck. ~ ID.
Organized or Incorporated May. a. d. 1854
Commenced business July. 1854.
CAPITAL
Amount of capital stock paid up
ASSETS
Value of real estate owned by the
Loans om bonds and morisases 1 S Il
Railroad bonds and stocks. 80. a.15s.66O %
bonds .............. 34s. $50 I'd
Bank StOc NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. E}5. 4Sg %
Other corporation stocks ......... s1A112 ~
Loans on collateral security...... 1900 %
Cash on hand and in bank....... 1885 81
Interest due and accrued ........ .222.!57 ~
Premiums in course OF collection
and transmission. .............. $4,000 b
Rents due and accrued .......... 1865 30
557o.(s3s 81
Cnadmitted assets................ 46.AH ~
' LIABILITIES. ''''
Gross claims for losses,
adjusted and unpaid. : 44525 10
Gross claims for losses
upon which no action
has been taken ........ 2OG553 t..
Lossess resisted by the
company ............. ?01O4 ~
lOIal gross amount OF
claims for losses .s.16. 7S4 OF
Deduct reinsurance and
salvage claims thereon 5.5S7 -
Net amount OF unpaid losses. :.,1l.l@ 80
Amount OF unearned premiums
on all outstanding risks ........ 22H29.o1o 53 |
RECEIPTS ''''"
Premiums received during the
year in cash. ............. ..67S. 1866 8.
Interest and dividends received
during the year ................ all.9s1 63
Rents received during the year. 2O.697 II |
Amount received from all other
sources .................. .694O 47 !
Total receipts. Observation-Disclosures. sa93377 7a2 10
Losses paid during the year . I7!A;.;320 u
Dividends paid during the year. .,sO.OOO w
age. .....................l go. 4S311O IS |
n:ir.os ...................... Ia.as IS |
Paid TO. ,aNes. Observation-Disclosures. 1853 IS
ments .................. $1,000. xh.s,3 sc
NORTH DAKoTA BUSINESS INES
Total risks taken during the year 45s.76o 90
Total premiums received during
Total loss losses incurred during til. 0'" %
Total amount Of losses paid dur '
'S s IA fs' 6F NoRrH iD:AKUrA. ''S y
OFFICE o.. COMMISSIONER OF INSURANCE.
|. Geo w. Harrison. Commissioner of Insur-
ancc OF the state OF North Dakota. do hereby
certify that the foregoing is q; true abstract of
the original statement now on file in this Of
fee.
MY sn sm asa y TscG h si nr st her nc set
GEO. W hARRiSoN. 20 ''
lSEALI Commissioner OF Insurance.
L
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
tTHE MODRR FABLE OF LUTTE.
THE FALSE ALARM.

7nnd How she Finished About the
Time She started
1 Lutte was al Only Child. When Lu-
tie was eighteen her Mother said they
ought to do something with Lutie's
Voice. The neighbors thought SO, too.
Some recommended killing the Nerve
while others allowed that 1t ought to
be Pulled.
But what Lutie's Mother meant was
that Lutte ought to have it Cultivated
by a Professor. She felt that Lutte
had a Career awaiting her and might
travel with an Elocutionist some day
and have her Picture on the Pro-
gramme.
Lutie's Father did not Warm Up to
the Suggestion. He was rather Near
when it came to friyolling away the
National Bank Autographs, but Pshax..
The Astute Reader knows what hap
pens in any Family when Mother and
Only Child put their He@ds together
to whip-saw the Producer. One day
they shouldered him into 4 Corner
and extorted a Promise, and thereupcn
Lutte started to FAKE.
She bought a red leather Cylinder
marked Music SO that People would
not take it to be a Lunch. Every Morn
ing about nine O'Clock she would wave
the House-Work to Z side aad tear
for a Trolley.
Her Lessons cost the Family about
Twenty Gents a Minute. She took
them IN d large Building full of Vocal
Studios. People who didn't know used
to stop and listen and think it was a
Surgical institute. There were enough
Soprani in this one Plant to keep
Maurice Grau stocked up for a Century.
Every one thought that she was the
Particular One who scorer or later
would send Melba back TO the Austria
liza End drive Sembrich into the Con-
tinuCus. And Lutte was about as
Nifty as the next one.
When she was at Home she would
suck Lemons and complain about the
Drst:-hts and tell why she didn't like
the Other Girls Voices. She began TO
act like a Prima Donna ard her Mother
was encouraged a Lot Lutte certainly
had the Artistic Temperament bigger
than a Church Debt.
Now, before Lutte started in to do
Things to her Voice she occasionally
Held Hands with a young man in the
Insurance Business named Oliver. This
young man thought that Lutte was All
the Eggs, and she regarded him as her
Dorr, onor+ Gov Tow pvt WHOM fJltin
began to hang around the Studios she
took up with the Musical set, that
couldn't talk about anything Except
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

49,
81 until she got ft-and she.G IT 1t right
where the Newport Lady |1ears the
Rope Of Pearls.
on the First Night. the meai lSol Crit
les, who didn't know Father i,rs Mother,
House, came and got in the psr0nt Pow
and defied Lutte to come on and Make
Good. Next Morning they said shat Lutif
had Blow Holes IN her Voice. Il rat she hit
the Key only once during ~the44Agony and
then fell off backward: that tshe was d.
Ham and her Dress didn't fit Ter and she
lacked Stage Presepce. They expressed
Surprise that she shoul be at9 smpting to
Sing when any Girl of Averag sc Intelli-
gence could learn to pound ayTypewriter
In four Weeks. They wanted to- know who
was responsible for her Appea lance. and
said it was a Shame to String these Jay
Amateurs.
Lutte read the Criticisms AND went into
a Nervous Collapse. Her Moth er was all
Wrough Up and said someboGT ought TIC
go and kill the Editors. Fatl er bore it
grimly. Before Lutte was Q,nvalescent
he had all the difficult I~talians ar:ss cart
ed out OF the House. The Cello Player
called one day and was given gten minute
to fet out of the Ward.
BY the time Oliver looked neigain Lutte
was good and ready to pay som Attention
to him. She is now doing a. few cu.et
Vocalizations fer her Intima7e f'-iends.
When some one who had not hea-. tells
her that she has Nordica stoppe ID an4 that
she is good enough to go out i'm Opera, she
asks some one to open a Wind ow and let
in the Cool Air.
MORAL:-When in Doubt. Hy it on the
Box Office. GEONGE AIDE.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
nd I wouldn't charge a cent. either

and 1 wouldn't charge a cent, either"
The emperor's nose?" gasped the doc
tor. But what ails the emperor's nose?''
out of plumb, sir, and no excus for it.
All 1 want is three weeks time. Can't
you get me an audience with him."
The devil. Why, young man. o are
insulting the emperor! You ought to be
locked ~
''Oh, come. now" laughed Birney in a
protesting way. II never saw such peo-
pie before. Can't the empror's nose be
out of plumb as well as any other man's?"
The doctor left him without even a cold
bow and probably went to the police, as
Birney was arrested an hour later. Ac-
cording to his own story, he was sent to
prison without a trial and detained for a
full year. Then he was taken out one
day and conveyed to the war office and in
to the presence of Napoleon.
sir" said the emperor after gIaring at
him for a while, lis my nose out Of
piumb?"
1T is as plumb as a plumbet," was the
ready reply.
Does it need any fixing over?'
Not a fix"
And how is II with yours?"
ITS out of joint. your majesty. but !
think 1 could follow it out of France"
Then you may try"
And try he did. and his nose led him
back to the land of the free without any
lingering on the road.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

same Week. Furthermore, he dldn T.
get to the Suds any too often. he
never saw more than Six Dollars at any
one time in his LIE. but when he snug
gled up alongside of a Cello and began
to tease the long p~laintive Notes OUT
c. it, you could feel that he had a soul
for Music. Lutte thought he was Great,
but what Lutie's father thought OF MIN
could never get past the Censor.
Lutie's Father regarded the Musical
Set SIS a Fuzzy Bunch. He began 10
think that in making any Outlay for
Lutie's Vocal Training he a pougnt
q Gold Brick. When he first consented,
his Hope was that after she had Prac-
tised FOR about one Term she would Oe
able to sit up to the Instrument along
in the Dusk, before the Lamps were lit,
and sing when the Corn Is Waving,
Annie Dear" lone Sweetly Solemn
Thought or else, "Juanlta.' these
were the Songs linked in his Memory
with some Purple Evenings in the Hap
oy Long Ago. He knew they were
Chestnuts and had been Called In, but
thew suited him and he thought that,
as he had Put Up for Lutie's Lessons.
ne OuS1L 10 nave SODlC ~ "a
Run Fer his Money.
Would Lutte sing such Trash? Not
she. She was looking for difficult Arlas
! from the Italian, and she found many
a one that was difficult to Sing, and
| probably more difficult to Listen 10.
The Voice began to be Erratlc, also.
| When Father wanted to sit by the Stu
| dents Lamp and reao his ScrlDner S,
| that was just when Lutte wanted TO
hammer the Piano, and do her whoie
| Repertoire. But when they really want
| ed her to sing, before Company, 1t was
like pulling Teeth. She would hang
back and have to be Coaxed. If she
didn't have a Sore Throat. then the
Piano was Out of Tune, or else she had
left her Notes at the Studio, or may be
she just couldn't sing without an Ac-
companist. But after they had Plead
ed hard enough and everybody was m
barrassed and sorry they had come, she
would Saunter toward the Piano tim
IDLY and sort of trife with it for awhile,
and say they would have to make al
Iowances, and then she would Cut Loose
The Company would sit there wear
ing the Parlor Face. and after she got
through they would come To and tell
her how Good she was.
She made so many of these Drawing
Room Hits with the Friends OF the
Family that there was no Holding her.
|, She billed herself as a Nightingale. Of
ten she volunteered her Services at
|Soirees and Club Entertainments, and
newhere did she meet with a True
Friend to take her aside and tell her
that her voice was all right if she
wouldn't try to Sing with it.
No, Lutte never got out of her Dream
until she made a bold Sashay with a
Concert Company. 1t was her Profess
sional Debut. Father fixed it up for
her. He BriOed the Manager.
The Idea of anybody paying Good
Money to hear Lutte sing struck Father
as being almost good enough to Print.
he knew that she wouldn't be Hap
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

the groom was indignant. He choked
bach his feelings for a time, but presently
he rose up and LOOKED around the car and
said:
Ladies' and gentlemen, we are a bridal
couple
Tine passengers looked up indiferently
and then ooked away.
were married at 8 O'clock this
morning" continued the groom.
No n took any interest.
Look here. now. but / want to know
what ails this crowd" he demanded as
the red spread clear around his neck. "As
I said. we are a newly married couple.
No one paid us any attention. however,
when we came in. and nobody seems to
care two cents about us now. Here Is
the bride. She's as good as they make
EN-. 1 want every man In this car 10
come up and salute her with a kiss. The
Teller who won't do 1t has got me TO fght.'
He pulled of his coat. spst on bis hands
and doubled up a fist like a ham. He
looked dangerous. and II was plain that ne
meant what he said. A drummer from
Boston was the first man TO rise UP and
go over and smack the bride on the cheek,
and he was followed by all the others.
When the last one had returned to his seat
the groom put on his coat and said;
There that's all right. This girl and I
courted for seven long years. got married
at last in a thunderstorm, and we haven't
got but SO for a bridal tour and to set up
in housekeeping. but we propose TO let
folks know we are or earth just the same.
Now. then. we are going to squeeze hands
and hug. and the more giggIfn' l hear the
better / shall like itr'