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The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1900-08-17
NEWRuRY.

ATTENTION REPUBLICANS OF Or
ANGIE COUNTY, There will be a
grand Republican Rally at Bradford,
Friday D. M, Aug. oath, at which time
Gen. y. G. Mccullough, eX-Gov. Dill
ingham and Congressman Powers will
address the people. Let us give ouI
first Orange County rally grand send
off. We want to duplicate the great
vote of 1896. Let us begin now.
HORACE w. BAILEY,
Orange County member State Com.
Miss Gertrude Sawyer has been
spending week in with Miss Mary
Hale.
II. A. Webb with Master Otis spent
a few days last week in Lyme, n. H.,
visiting friends and fishing.
E. E. Mum of Bradford was in town
last week for few days.
J. B. Hale is making great inn
provement in his store by moving the
stairs to one side, giving him the main
store to use.
F. r. Meserve and Miss Park are
visiting friends in Lisbon. N. H., this
week.
James Southworth remains about
the same.
Chas. Greenleaf is spending few
weeks in Massachusetts,.
Mrs. H. A. Webb was taken sudden
ly i'll last week but is much better at
this writing.
Alex Stoddard returned to his work
in Brockton, Mass, Wednesday.
We are sorry to learn that our popul-
lar butter maker, Arthur. Ames, IS
about to leave us, but such is the case
Mr.. and Mrs. J. H. Hunter and Mas
fer Archie from Taunton, Mass, are
SPENDING month with Mr.. Hunters
sister, Mrs. A. E. Corliss.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. E. Kendrick are
very happy over the arrival OF nine
pound boy. Congratulations to Mr.
and Mrs. Kendrick.
Harry Human and Robert Wallace
took in the Fair at Newport this week.
All schools in town will begin Mon
day, Sept. 10th. The following, is a
list of teachers: Geo. D. Osgood, A.
B.. principal; Richard T. Patterson,
assistant and grammer; Nina L. Ken
dali. intermediate; Annie NJ. Guthrie,
primary, of the Central. Luthera NJ.
Carleton, South Newbury;, Edith A.
Brooks, West Newbury; Addie Z. lis
ley, Nos; Mary E. Smith, Lime Kiln;
Alice G. Morrison, Jefferson Hill; May
G. Beattie, Newbury Centre; Julia +.
Ford, Town House; Jessie l.. Orser,
Leighton Hill; Mabel G. Hall, Bolton
Vile. We anticipate good results from
this list of teachers and believe the
directors know the needs OF the school
as we'll as an outsider.
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WEST TOPSHAM.

Mr.. and Mrs. Julius Marcy of New
bury have been visiting her sister Mrs.
F. P. Cunningham. Miss Edith Marcy
was here several weeks.-John Corliss
who has been on the sick list, was able
to go to Barre Wednesday morning.
Horace White is having his house
repaired. James Miles is doing the
work.-Mrs. Bowen and Miss VERNE
visited IN Plainfield and Barre recent.
ly.-Mr. and Mrs. Everett Wallace
and Miss Caroline, of White River
Junction have been visiting at VIM,
Bagley's.-Miss Ruby Chalmers re-
turned from Groton Monday. She
has been spending two weeks with
Mrs. Frank Clark.-Mr. and Mrs. H.
G. McDuffee of Bradford visited at r.
M: Harvey's last Friday and Saturday.
Mrs. Herbert Farnham died very
suddenly, Friday, Aug. 10th, Of
cholera morbus. Albert Clark of
Groton has been visiting her sister
Mrs. Floren Church.-C. E. Wood
ward and Hiram Moore of Montpelier
were IN town recently.-Floren Church
has been driving the Bradford stage
this week.-Mr. and Mrs. L. F. San
born, Mr.. and Mrs. L. D. Wilds. and
Mr.. and Mrs. J. G. Hood. spent Friday
at Groton pond.-Mr. and Mrs. ii. M.
Jackson visited in Groton a few DAYS
last week.-Mrs.. G. K. Church went
to Barre last Friday.-Arthur Prescott
OF Plalntield was in town this week.
Mrs. X. M. Harvey returned to Mont.
pelier Thursday morning. Mrs. r. W.
Newton accompanied her to Barre
John Harvey was discharged from the
Mary Fletcher hospital, Burlington
this week. He is in Montpelier-Miss
Lena Church is expected home from
goes to the Ryegate fair next week
where he will, as usual, feed the
hungry. He goes from there to Brad. |
ford after which he will take in the |
East Corinth, White River Junction.
!, WOODSTOCK and Tunbridge fairs. Mr.. |
Bagley's restaurant grows mora non
ular every. year and he has become the |
universal favorite as caterer to the |
inner man.
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A Minister'S Gnnd MnrL

Il had severe attack of bilious collie
got bottle of Chamberlain's Collie. ChoI
eta and Diarrhoea Remedy, took two
A. A. Power of Emporia. kan s.SS,
neighbor across the street was sick for
over week, had two or three bottles III
medicine from the doctor. He used them
1cT three or four days without relief, then
called in another doctor who treated him
for some days and gave him no relief 81
alscharged him. went over to see him
the next morning. He said his bowels
were in terrible fix, that they had been
running on SO long that it was almost a
bloody lux. | asked him if he had fried
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and pi i
Thoea remedy and he said, No. / went
home and brought him my bottle and
gave him one dose; told him to take
another dose in fifteen or twenty minutes
If he did not find relief. but he +ooL Teo
more and is entirely cured" For sale nv
j. M.Taylor, druggist. "a ''ie W
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1900-08-17
ROITONVILLE.

Mrs. Achas Putnam is not as well
and her recovery is considered doubt.
full.
Mrs. Annette Jenness will return to
her sisters Mrs. Robinson's this week
Mrs. E. A. Hanson is to attend the
Lyndonville campmeeting next week
and will visit her daughter Mrs.
Eugene Corliss.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Vance are
taxing vacation, visiting towns in
Caledonia county.
Lewis Abbott is attending muster at
Fort Ethan Allen.
Blanch Hooker returns to her home
in Littleton, this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Putnam are
spending the week with Mrs. Achsa
Putnam.
Edwin Wheeler returned to his home
in Hartford, the first of the week.
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SOuTH RYFGATE.

DR.. Lewis A. Meader delivered the
second lecture in the course in Glib
sons Hall last Thursday evening, the
subject being An Hour with China.
About 65 were present and enjoyed
the lecture very much.-Rev. Mr.. Todd
of Sugar Grove, Ohio, who has been at
his wlfe's fathers, j. r. McAllister's,
returned to Ohio last week. Mrs. Todd
has been in a hospital in Boston the
most of the summer and now she will
visit and rest with her parents hoping
to fully recover her health.-Rev. and
Mrs. Reid from Upper Canada, who
have been visiting friends in town re-
week Thursday.-Dr. G. w. Darling,
W. d. Darling, F. j. Tewsbury and
Allen Tewksbury of Texas spent a
weeks vacation in Maine fishing,
with good success, returning home last
Saturday with lot of nice fish,. A.
Ford has nice lot of new corn which
will be on exhibition at the Fair next
week.-Thomas and John McGuckian
and their families are spending a three
weeks vacation at Groton pond.-M.
II. Gibson is getting some large stones
from the mountain, one large spire
was drawn last week "a feet long and
three feet square at the base and IL
feet at the top, besides many large
bases which will weigh from 10 to Is
tons. The granite business seems to
be good and Mr.. Gibson is rushing
business in his usual way.-Robert
tarquharson is very busy in the life
insurance business. going, with an
agent from New York, to Woodsville
Tuesday, st. Johnsbury Wednesday
and Danville Thursday J. d.
McAllister, who has been sick the
most OF the summer, is improving rap.
idly. "p-
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Chinese are dangerous enemies, for
they are treacherous. That's why all
counterieits Of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
DeWitt's, but instead of the all-healing
witch hazel they all contain ingredients
liable to irritate the skin and cause blood
poisoning, For piles, injuries and skin
diseases use the original and genuine
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Cunning
hams Pharmacy. Bradford, q. /.
Andrews. Newbury.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1900-08-17

The wolf in the fable put on sleeps
own reputation he could not accomplish
his purpose. Counterfeiters of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve couldn't sell their
worthless salves on their merits, so they
put them in boxes and wrappers like
Dew tits. Look out for them. Take
only DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. 1t
cures piles and skin diseases. Gun ling-
hams Pharmacy. Bradford, G. L.
Andrews, Newbury
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AsHINGTON. D. G.


Genessee Pure Food Co., LeRoy, n. Y.
Gentlemen Our family realize so much
from the use of GRAIN-O that l feel
must say a word to induce others to use
it. If people are interested in their
health and the welfare of their children
they will use no other beverage. have
used them all, but GRAIN-O have found
superior to any, for the reason that it is
solid grain Yours for health.
G.. +. MYERS.
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NEWBURY CENTER.

There will be no service at the Town
House next Sunday, Aug. 10th on &C
count of the pastor being away.
Dana Bailey is on the sick list.
Farmers are rejoicing in having an
abundance of rain, it will insure a
good crop of potatoes.
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WEST NEWBURY.

J. B. c. Tyler has improved the
looks Of his store by the addition of
new post office.
John Smith has returned from Dos,
ton where he has been for medical
treatment.
M. G. Farnham has resigned his posi-
ton in the creamery and accepted q
position in Benton. n. H., at advanced
wages. Mr.. Farnham has given good
satisfaction here and leaves here with
the best wishes of friends and patrons.
Mr.. Henry Prescott of East Corinth
takes Mr.. Farnham's place in the
creamery.
Congratulations to Mr.. and Mrs. E.
Page on the birth of daughter, Aug.
18th.
Much needed repairs are being
made on the parsonage barn.
Mrs. o. B. Rogers is little better
than she was last week. Miss Norris,
who is caring for Mrs. Rogers. is at her
home on account Of illness.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1900-08-17

You assume no risk when you buy
Chamberlain's Collie Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy. j. NJ. Taylor will refund
your money if you are not satisfied after
he the most successful remedy in use for
bowel complaints and the only one that
never fails. 1t is pleasant safe and
reliable.
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SCHOOL TAX NOTICE.

To the taxpayers of the town of Brad
ford, Vt.
A school tax of 20 cents on the dollar of
the Grand list of this town is in my hands
for payment. A discount of 4 per cent
will be allowed on all taxes paidwithin 90
days from this date, said time expires
Oct. 80, 1900. After October 80, 1900, I'M
paid taxes with penalty will be collected
by the collector. F. II. EVERETT,
Treasurer.
Bradford. Vt, August /. 1900.
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TAN NOTICE.

Notice to the taxpayers of the village
of Bradford, Vt.
A village tax of 40 cts. and highway
tax of 80 cts. on the dollar of the Grand
List of the town, of 1900, is in my hands
for collection. A discount of per cent
will be allowed on all taxes paid within
80 days from this date, said time expires
Oct. so, 1907 After october 30, 1900, tax
es will be paid to the collector.
BARRON HAY,
Village Treasurer.
VT, August 1st, 1900
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Mothers endorse it, children like it, old
folks use it. We refer to One Minute
Cough Cure. 1t will quickly cure all
throat and lung troubles. Cunninghams
Pharmacy, Bradford. G. L. Andrews,
NeWbury.
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TAX NOTICE.

Notice to the taxpayers of the town of
Bradford, Vt.
A town tax of 40 cts. and highway tax
of 30 cts. on the dollar of the Grand List
Of the town. of 1900, is in my hands for
collection. A discount of per cent will
be allowed on all taxes paid within 90
days from date, said time expires Oct. so,
1909 After October 80, 1900, taxes will be
paid to the collector. BARRON HAY,
Town Treasurer.
Bradford, Vt, August LIST, 1900.
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Through the months of June and July
our baby was teething and took a run
ming off of the bowels and sickness of the
stomach" says o. P. NJ. Holiday, of
Deming, Ind. Ellis bowels would move
from five to eight times a day. had a
bottle of .Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy in the house and
gave him four drops in a teaspoonful of
water and he got better at once" Sold
by j. M. Taylor, druggist.
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Oxygen

which acts like magic on the whole sys-
tenn, putting new life into lungs and
heart. 1t has been in use for more than
twenty-five years; thousands of patients
have been treated, and over one thous-
and physicians have used it and recon-
mend it-a very significant fact.
Compound Oxygen is not drug. 1t
does not introduce into the system an en-
envy, but kind and generous healer. II
does not assault nor depress nature, as is
the case with crude drugs. All of it's eff
fects are gentle, pervading, vita'izing. 1t
comes to natures assistance and restores
the weakened forces. If you are suffer
ing from diseases, send to Drs. Starkey &
Palen for their book. sent free of charge,
and learn about this wonderful treat
ment, which has wrought so many cures
in cases pronounced incurable. Home
Treatment to be used at home. Official
treatment administered here at Office.
Consultation free.
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No Danger.

Unhappily the most dangerous dis
eases are the most stealthy ones-ones
that at first cause you little or no in
convenience-ones that you neglect un-
til it is too late. Such is the case with
diseases of the heart and lungs-don't
wait too long Happily you have great
remedy within your reach
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SOMETHING NEW IN SURGERY.
An Operation That Was Deserve
ing of Worldwide Cell
ebrIIE.

81 See" said the old man Pmpernel the
other evening. relates the Cleveland PLAIN
Dealer, that they've mendcd another brok.
en- meek fer Teller. lie had fall some.
where's out IN the country, an when they
got him to tn hospital ia doctors found
that bis upper spinal colune was cracked
clean across, Fcilrr couldn't hold his head
up, an his voice was clean gone"
How did they patch him upY" inquired
John bowman
"iou'll be s'prised when ! tell yon," re-
Piled the old man. 1T was SO dead easy.
fust, they crowded over tn left phalanx til
Ii Tapped the right vertrickle, an then they
stuck th two ends together with anty tnxnm
glue, That's fer blood plsenin'. you know.
Then they got the broken ends Of the me-
dnlla together an fastened EN- IN place with
strips OF adhesin' plaster. After that they
nailed narrow rods Of zinc up and down his
backbone and elinrhed 'em together with
riyits. When this was all fixed the surgeon
tent out an got an old fashioned hootiack,
an they tied II on his chest so that the open
in at the top would just catch under his
chin an hold Il until the glue hardens An
~ soon ~ u does harden the young feller'll
be lust as sound as ever, with few rivits
thrown in
Thunder. cried Josh Bowman. Amt
II wonderful"
"You iest bet II ia. - said the old man.
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terrain board with 40 principal stations,
lT6 out-stations and 1919 communi.
cants.
The American Baptist Missionary
union has the largest number of com.
municants, 2s,294, in ~ principal sta.
tions, and l.lg5 out-stations supplied
l,02S churches, The annual income OF
the union il 1868 40I. This is the next
to the oldest society In the country,
having been formed in 1914.
The Methodist Episcopal Church
Missionary society was founded in
1919, ana Is now one of the largest,
having lj4 principal stations. 300 out
stations, GO churches, 124.Gll com.
municaHts, and the largest income Of
any missionary society. $685., U61.
The society of the Protestant Episco.
pal church was formed In 1893 /, now
has 200 principal stations. IS churches,
5,5s2 communicates. and an income Of
more than quarter of "a million dol.
lars.
The Disciples of Christ, n small but
strong denomination, particularly de-
voted to foreign missionary work,
maintain ~ churches, with $3.50 com.
municants, and an income Of sl44.7sa.
The nndenominational American
Bible society, founded in 1916. has an
income of $l32,696. upon which it sup.
ports 80 American workers aud 24J
native workers.
. Among other denominations having
missions in the foreign field are the
Dutch Reformed. United Presby
Coycnanter, Cumberland Prerbytcriun,
German Reformed, Southern Bnptisis,
Evangelical Lutherans and American
Friends.
In his chapter on False and True
Conceptions Of Missions and Mission.
airy Work" DIR. Baldwin declares that
for missionary 10 look upon his work
as a civiliziug and eievatinR agency for
the barbaroIts or ksmi-eiFiIized nations
is "a low and unworthy conception ~
the work" The missionary, be says,
must have in mind simply tho carrying
OF the Gospel, and nothing else. Civ.
iiizntion and elevation may come In.
cidentally, but they are no part Of the
mission work. in regard 10 Chinn. the
chapter having been written. Of course,
before the present out break, he writes.
The great dislike for foreigners. in
the prevalent superstitions. the bitter
antagonism Of the literary class. the
opium habit and other diHlenliies have
barred the way TO Christianity, but II
It. gradually overcoming these Oh.
staeIes. Christianity is surely gather.
ing moms 4 tum, and it's outlook for the
'7sptieih century is very promising"
WILLIAM WALTER WELLS.
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churches eff our lane. and the wonder~
full results accomplished by the heroic
men and women who have devoted their
lives to the spreading of the Gospel
is revelation to the seoffers.
Some valuable compilation of facts
concerning this subject in general are
to be found in book by Dir. =. L. bald
win. just published by Eaton n Mains.
of New York. and entitled "Foroign
Missions of the Protestant Churches"
DIR. Baldwin has been a careful student
of missions for many Years and was
secretary of the executive committee
which had in charge the recent great
eeumenieal council in New York In
his book he discusses the nature and
scope methods and administration of
foreign missions and then goes ON 10
tabu.ate In historical form the origin
and work of the various foreign mis-
sionarN societies. In chapter af 10
pages he gives brief account Of each
of the Important foreign missionary
bodies in this nation,
First in chronological order and enc
of the most efficient in achievements
is the American Roar. which is the
congregational missionary arpaniza-
ton Formally installed in 1910.
really took#its rise from the historic
HAY prayer meeting" of Williams
college students in 1906 To ask for
guidance in the matter of sending out
missionaries TO the heather. Five COM
missioners and an audience Of one per-
son attended the opening meeting ~
the American Board of commissioners
for Foreign Missions. as IL was enti-
tied: Vet from that small beginning
there spread movement that inspired,
almost all eases and fostcred In many
eases the foreign missionary efforts of
other denominations. NJ present the
board has l0i principal stations, 1871
out-stations, 46a churches, ACES conn
municants, 1879 schools 5G,Gu persons
under instruction, $50 American labor
ers and 1913 native laborers. Its year
ly income is SOFA 900.
The Presbyterian board was organ
lied in 1897 and has Mt present an in
come of nearly 100000. with which it
supports Ill principal stations. l,0si
out-siations, with 1895 communicates
and 2i,5l6 persons under instruction.
There Is besides a southern Presby-
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H0msMeskeFs' Excavations Via CHI
eaKo a Eastern IIIInoIa Railroad.

On the frat and third Tuesdays Of June,
July and August the Chicago & Eastern Hi.
nois Railroad will place on sale Homeheek.
ers' E1cui sion tickets 10 various points in
tnSIS 6 Aan S,ss 1e0'S .. NsS
North Carolina. South Carolina. Tennessee,
Texas
One Fare (plus s200l for the Round
Trip. Tickets are limited eH going trip If.
teen days from date If sale with at6psovsr
privileges in Homeseekcrs' Territory. Re.
turning tickets are limited twenty.one days
from date Of sale.
Remember that we now have In service q
new wide vestibued train between Chicago
and Waco and TT. Worth. Texas, leaving
Chicago daily at I50 T. NJ Through Pull.
man Sleeping Cars and Free Reclining Chair
Cars. For further particulars call on OF ad'
Railroad or &. l.. Stone. q, r. and T. A.,
Chicago,
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After supper he procured bis wife's beat
elotheslne from the back shed, fastened one
end Of IL TO his ~. Demands collar and the
other TO the handle bar Of his bicycle. Then
be vent out INTO the middle of the road and
mounted For about -four rods, that IL until
asnsation was dreamliks, after that IL be
came one horrible nightmare. In dsspera
tian the rider elutchsd handle bars back
pedaled and fairly howltd, until al last he
became sufficiently cool 10 call 10 the doe
TO stop II stopped all right, but the wheel
had motions Of lts own, IL went on tsll u
struck the dog amidshipa. then 4 rose % this
air, sending its rider toward eioudlAnd
Ills head tried conclusions with the curb,
And when they brought him to he promised
his vile never 10 do Il again. ~Dstroit ffss
pftsh
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HAY Fever Un,op Of HeI,xoI.na.

The hay fever season is now begin
ming in Germany. In North Germany
IL lasts from May q to June 3. in
South Germany from May 20 TO May
%. To counteract the mistakes Of
those physicians who usually send their
patients to the mountains or out into
the country. an association has been
formed after the pattern Of the Amer
lean Hay Fever association, which has,
after careful consideration. selected the
island Of Heiigolaud as the most suit
able resort for hay fever patients The
society styles itself The Hay Fever
Union OF Heligoland,' and has its head
quarters in Hanover All possible in
formation concerning the ailment il
gathered and advice and other assist
anee 10 applicants Is given free OF
charge The union Ii rapidly spread
ing over all parts Of the empire. par
ticularly in the northern and, eastern
sections. where grass and grain grow
in abundance.--chieago Record.
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Toe Much riDkerIns.

.Winksll see#the question OF
emitting the word obey" from the
marriage service is up again,
Mrs. Minks-NeS, it's perfectly abom-
Unable the way they are ,iukering at
the marriage service. They'll he leav'
Ing out love aud honor" sneNt, aud
bring the beautiful sacrament down to
a commonplace civil contract, Well,
! must be going. | want TO take this
bundle To the tailor's before his place
Is shut up. II Ia some Of my husbands
duds, which he told me 10 mend, but
l think see my self, Good by, dear
y, y. Weekly.
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the BUSY FAIRIES
,,,,Io ch,ldren lie asleep

.r.Sen little children lie aAlstp
- eaIYies leave the sky, Z
"a trough the windows slyiy creep >
- ~ touch each sleepy eye
AID or the little beds they sit.
I'D round the curly heads they fit
ri rosy morning 5 nigh.
.rvhsn all the story telling's done -
me fairies come TO stay Z
~ watch beside each little one
II Dawn wakes up the day:
Where silvery beams of moonlight
stream
IN happy dreams fair castles gleam.Z
While fairies watch away.
s.nd when the sky above is blue
And when the sun Is high,
Ehat do the little fairies do?-
= they make our money fly iZ
. The dollars that were hard to earn
They pile up In the yard TO burn.
Or waste them on the sly.ZZ
artev make new gowns too old to use
And little trousers tear;
They touch the toes of little shoes
And prestoi holes are there-Z
They win away by spelling things
The money that much toiling brings
But leave us love to share"
IS. E. Kiser. in Chicago Times-Herald..