The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-10-14
CUSTAVE ECKSTEIN g. co.

on from the word wife with extraordinary
care he was open TO suspicion. She says
that half a dozen times someone of these
redoubtable soldiers would commence en-
thusiasticaliy. when / wrote home to-
day l told my-cr-ah-my sister" some
thing or other. or. Speaking o. resem-
blancos. your mouth is like that Of very
dear friend Of mine "a sort OF relation.
Ia fact-a wcll-cr-a cousin"
The girl only remained a couple Of
weeks Perhaps n her stay had been
longer tho benedlcts would have declared
themselves 20 bo such. but when she was
leaving she got each man to peach on
his brother officer. ana then she dlsoov-
cred that every one OF the gallants who
had taken her walking and riding and
brought her such good things to eat as
were within reach was married except
one, and this single exception was n
young fellow who had described his we'd
ding 20 her with great circumatantiality
and was forever talking about his beloved
spouse.
Such IL the contrariety Of man. and
such Is the reason. therefore. that tho
wedding ring for men or the button or
some such mark is favored by many OF
the weaker sex.
Il want TO tell you ono thing" said a
hANNa hAfth a. WlAf OF the large H1fNiM.
according 20 the baltimore American.
ANY one who thinks We have what Is
termed a snap Is most completely mlstak-
en- In tho FIRST place. We are confined be-
hind this counter. generally the hottest
place In the city, ana the very coolest la
winter. and We are supposed TO be a
walking Information bureau and city di-
rectory rolled into one Suppose We are
having biz run. and every room Ia tho
house nearly is crowded So certainly as
such "a thing happens a fussy old party
Will walk lea and want a room with bath
attached. and all che latest convenienees,
from iee-wator 20 an automobile.
when we try 10 be polite TO him hs
begins 10 swear az hotels this one esne-
ciaily. ana usually winds up by abusing
Us. or course. we are supposed to take It
all smilingy. but n one Of US happens tn
lose his temper he IS dismissed by tho
proprietor. for the party Is generally con-
sidcrate enough 90 report as. conveniently
skipping his own remarks.
Ladies come In with complaints yards
long. They want TO know how 10 get TO
such and such a place. and II we don't
know. they get angry and report Us. I
have had a lady 90 ask me where good
millinery store was. Now. what on earth
do / know about millinery atores3 ! will
tell her the name Of the FIRST place that
comes into my mind. and on she goes. re-
turning Ia the course OF an hour or so.
poa-green with rage. because I directed
her to a grocery place BY mistake. No.
cur lives are one long hideous night
mare. and the worst OF Il is that Il Is not
appreciated"
A new kind OF makeup has been dlsoov-
cred IN Parts. ana Is said 90 be doing
wonders 20 improve the feminine face.
A certain drug r. injected beneath tho
skin BY a small syringe. This causes
the face 60 become round and hollows 10
disappeared. A little rouge and powder
and the bloom OF youth appears.
At the recent banquet OF che National
Wholesale Druggists Association In Chi
eago. the Rev. Frank Crane compared tho
respective remedial qualities OF laughter
Some OF his epigrams were these.
Man Il the only animal that was made
10 laugh. and. as science teaches that
laugh IS sure boon 10 health. e u sin
FOR us TO substitute excessive drug-taking
for laughter.
Laughter increases the blood circulation.
II enlarges the heart.
II expands the lungs.
II iigRers the Diaphragm
Il promotes the dioculation OF the
spleen
I once knew a man who laughed 80
much that when he died they had 70 cut
his liver out and kill u with club
Beware OF theoiogians who have no
sense OF mirth-they are not altogether
human.
Keep your chin up.
Don't take your troubles 10 bed with
you--hanE them on chair with your
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