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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-01-27
Just Ike q Rnzor.

The other day a man walked up to the
cashiers desk in large stockbroking con-
Germ and asked for pen to indorse note.
To his disgust, the pen sputtered, botting
his signature, and he threw it aside with the
popular exclamation:
Hair on it,"
"No wonder" one of the bystanders re.
marked, when it is shaving notes all day"
Chicago Chronicle.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-01-27

of d.
only who has been candidate for the Presidency of the United
the she fame and fortune In letter The
Medicine Company,
haze used Peruna both for myself and MOTHER Mrs.
Hannah Bennett, in her SSh year and find irDauabk
co kindred diseases; tonic
feeble and old people, those don. and 4h usung
Yours truly, Befpa A. Lockwood.
There
pelvic atarr of the head Most people think because they
and the sickness and death Health
Peruna Medicine Columbus
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-01-27
Florida. west Indies and Central America.

The facilities OF the Louisville Z Nash
vile Railroad for handling tourists and
Cuba, Porto Rico, Central America, or for
i. Nassau, are unsurpassed. Double daily
lines OF sleeping cars are run from Clncin-
natl, Louisville, Chicago and st. Louis
through jacksonville to interior Florida
points, and to Miami, Tampa and New
Orleans, the ports of EN- barkation for the
j. X Ridgely. y. w. Z. A. Chicago, Ill.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-01-27
To the Northwest.

Take Wisconsin Central Railway trains,
leaving Chicago from Central Station, Park
Row and 18th street, Lake Front, for, 81.
Paul, Minneapolis, Ashland and Duluth.
Nearest ticket agent can gveyou further in
formation. Jas c. Pond, G. p. A., Milwan-
kee, Wis.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-01-27
A MeddIesome Amateur.

"Uncle Bill, what is political love feast p
"Well, it is when big lot of politicians
get together and pledge themselves to keep
outsiders from getting on TO their scraps. =
INDIANAPOLIS Journal.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-01-27

Dropsy treated free by DR.. II. II. Green's
Sons, of Atlanta, Ga. The greatest dropsy
specialists IN the world Read their adver.
tisement IN another column of this paper.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-01-27
CONVENIENT PIG-PEN.
Built of Inch Oak Lumber, VITA Floor
of Same, Slightly slipping or
Inclined.

This pen can be made any size to suit.
The one pictured was divided into three
compartments, each provided with a
sliding door in the rear which opened
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-01-27
Alcoholic or Not

Customer-My room is full of rats, and
mo or strychnine philadelphia Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-01-27

Explosions of Coughing are stopped by
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar. y
Pikes's Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-01-27

HENRY N. CORP, Washington, ID G., wants thu
address Of every Union soldier who made n homo
stead entry of less than one hundred and sixty
acres before June 90 1874 provided the soldier has
not sold his additional homestead right. Address
above Giving fun particulars.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

An old man in Georgia named
Jack Baldwin, having lost his hat
in an old dry we'll one day, hitched a
rope to: a stump and let himself
down, says the Atlanta journal. A
wicked wag named Neal came along
jnst then, and quietly detaching a
bell from Baldwin'a old blind horse,
approached the we'll, bell in hand,
and began to ting a-lins.
Jack thought the horse was CON-
ing, and said: Hang the old blind
horse; he's coming this way, sure.
and amt got no more sense than to
fall in on me-whoa. Bali"
The sound came closer,
'Great Jerusalem! The old blind
fool will be right on top of me in a
minit-whoa, Ball-whoa, Bali"
Neal kicked little dirt on Jack g
head and Jack began to pray:
"Oh Lord have mercy on-whoa,
Ball-a poor sinner; Pm gone now
whoa. Ba)l-Our Father who are in
whoa, Ba]l-hallowed be thy-gee,
Ball! gee! what'll do?-nams. Now
l lay me down to sl-gee. Ball. [Just
then in fell more dirt.] Oh, Lord if
you ever intend to do anything for
me-back. Ball whoa-Thy kingdom
come-gee, Ball! Oh, Lord, you know
l was baptized in Smiths mildam-
whoa, Ball! no! upl murderl whoa"
Neal could hold in no longer, and
shouted Il laugh which might have
been heard two miles, which was
about as far as Jack chased him
when he got out.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

The Cubans are electipg delegatt q
10 a constitutional convention, but
the F'ilipinos are savages and, accord
ing to Senator Knute Nelson, of the
Great Northern road, don't know
enough to govern themselves. Yet
Admiral Geo. Dewey who tits possible
knows more about the Filipinos
than Nelson, says onder date OF Aug
20, 1898: lin a telegram sent to
the department on June 23d ex.
pressed the opinion that these peo-
pie are far superior in theirintelligence
and more capable OF self-government
than the natives of Cuba. and I am
familiar with both races. Further
intercourse with them has confirmed
me in this opinion" This appears
on page SO OF Senate document SO.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07
Democratic State Ticket.

The democratic state ticket, nominat-
ed yesterday, is as follows:
GovernOr-John Lind.
Lieu tenant Governor-T. j. Meigher.
Secretary OF State-M. C. Neary.
Treasurer-H. C. Koerner.
Attorney Generai-Robert c. Saun.
ders.
Railroad Com ommissioners-P.M M. Ring
dahl. Z. J. Knox, S. NJ. Owen.
Chief Justice-Frank Brooks.
Associate Justice-J. G. Nethaway,
Electors at Large-Rudolph Schiff
mann, NJ. r. Prendergast.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

OF Senator Nelson's Alexandria
speech. it may said as old Benton
OF Missouri once said-that he has
faleified public c'history for criminal
purpose. Strong words, but true,
for Nelson tells OF the plot to massa-
ere the people OF Manila, an assertion
which has been disproved over and
over again. The talk of '.civiliz.
ing"-with bullet and dshell-amounts
to nothing. Senator Lodge, in his
Philadelphia speech, frankly said
that trade -''greed"-was the basis
Of the Philippine policy.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07
A ROOSEVELT STUDY.
What the Republican Vice Presiden
tial Candidate Represents.

what the Republican Vice Pres1den-
tial Candidate Represents.
It was neither by accident nor by a
feat of political wire pulling that Theo.
dore Roosevelt was nominated for the
vice presidency.
He is the best man in the country for
the place, because he represents better
than any other man the new spirit of
conquest and Imperialism which has
sprung up during the last two years.
Roosevelt represents the latent sa-~
agery which our skin deep civilization
has as yet only veneered, but not abol-
Ished. He is mixture Of Don Quixote,
General Booth and John l.. Sullivan.
His twin brother in Europe is En-
peror William Of Germany. Both men
are the natural products Of an age
Z" hich is dominated by the press and
the theater, not to speak Of the kodak
Publicity is the very atmosphere in
which they live and move and have
their being.
Neither man has the faintest concep-
ton Of the meaning of the line, do
good by stealth and blush to find it
fame" The spirit Of Caroline Her.
schel, the astronomer, who Indifferent
ly allowed her brother to receive the
credit and glory Of many of her dis
coveries, is utterly incomprehensible
to men like Theodore Roosevelt and
William Hohenzollern.
Such men are harmless when born
in what is called humble social posi-.
ton. They become drum majors, Wal
cake walk contests.
But when they are born the heirs of
great power, either in rank or wealth,
| they are the most dangerous Of social
incendiaries. They are put together
without the slightest element of altru-
ism. They would fiddle grandly while
| Berlin or New York was burning, if
only an audience or reporter or q
photographer were near by.
They have not the unconscious busi-
nesslike courage that every fireman or
structural iron worker or bridge build
| er possesses; yet they have continual
itch to climb into situations which ap
pear hazardous to the onlookers. They
have no cautioning sense of responsi.
biltty. They would hurl one nation
against another as gayly as a small
, boy sets of a cannon cracker.
Poor Germany cannot help herself.
She is ruled by the eldest sons of one
particular family, and she must take
the sons as they come, whether able
or foolish.
But If this country deliberately picks
out man Of Roosevelt's type for the
second highest Office In the nation,
with a possibility Of his succeeding to
the highest office, it will be an act Of
folly so inexcusable and fragrant that
we will not deserve to have a single
| mourner at the funefal.-Herbert N.
Casson in August Socialist Review.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07
Il sl - =. e
City Council.

The council met in regular session
Tuesday evening, having adjournedfrom
Monday, legal holiday.
The by laws just adopted by Hose Co. 1
No. 3 were approved. They provide an
entrance fee Of 81, election OF officers on
second Monday of each May, and meet
ings on second Monday every month.
VIM. Won Doma7us was allowed $3.50
damages sustained by bis bus running
off an unguarded bridge on Seventh
street.
The street commissioners rep TT 70
August-$195, ,38-was approved.
A five year exclusive permit to erect
bill-boarus was gwen A. K. Hall and
2. j. Gross. Merchants, however, may
put up their own advertising boards.
A. K. Hall was granted permission to
build warehouse in the rear OF his store
Oh Second street.
The Electric and water bills were re-
jected, also their bills for damages to
hydrants alleged to have been cased by
firemen. and for curbing a hydrant to
prevent it from freezing.
Bills allowed:
VIM. Misbe, rent for poor............ 5 I so
J. Droskowslki. n1dse dse................... 90
J. F. Wilzek i" .....-.. ........ 2 90
NJ. Jansen, work for poor............. 4 so
J L. Leneux, boarding poor............. 10 co
st. Otto's Orphanage. care of poor. Is 90
P. w. Blake, rndse se...................... 5 AZ
e. ID. Boom NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. ..... / Is
Richard Bros, .....-... ........ 8 10
| St, Gabriels Hospital, care of poor. 80 90
Chem. Co. No !, services........ .......... 8 Is
Geo. Robbing, hauling apparatus. 200
Chem. Co. No 2, services.................... $50
| Hose Co. No. 2, NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 3 SO
| Chem. Co. No., NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 9 00
N. w. Chance, tents and tickets"... % %
Eugene Hamlin, watch.................... 70 O0
Kerich Moeglein, meat..."............ 9a
F. B. Stua.t. straw for hospita1......... CO
N. Richardson, rent for poor ... 81 0C
P. w. Hayes, milk for poor."......... q 81
St. Gabriels Hospital, keeping poor 40 O(
| NJ. Y. Wetze1, medicine. 72 q
MI. Coleman, signal flag..............". 7:
P. NJ. Medved, soap-.... . ........"..... l Y
| Transcrist Pub, Co., printing........ 10 Os
Ellenbecker Goulet. ndse......... 52l
Ed. Broder, repairs..... ..............:.... cit
r. r. Shaw, ex. to st. Cloud............. 81
E. F. shaw, attorneys fees..".......". 10 G.
Electric 4 Water Co., light for city
nall..... .. 13 II
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07
A STRIKING CONTRAST,

Why Republicans Think Mr.. Bryan
IL ga Dangerous Public Leader"
Although the New York Mail and
Express is so radically partisan in it's
defense Of Mckinley as to imbrown
the complications of its constant read
ers, it nevertheless gives the Demo-
cratic presidential candidate credit for
carrying the principles Of the moral
law into his political policies and .opin-
ions on public questions.
In recent editorial it refutes the
>atation made by contemporary
II Mr.. Bryan does not mean what
he says concerning certain issues and
proceeds to say: mo man has ever
charged Bryan with being a liar, a
coward or a hypocrite. His most re-
lentless opponents frankly acknowl-
edge and recognize his truthfulness,
believing that it is those very quail
ties which make him dangerous pub
lie leader"
In paying Mr.. Bryan's honesty and
sincerity SO high compliment The
Mail and Express forces into contrast
with him the man whom it Is support
ing for the presidency.
When Mr.. Mckinley said to congress
that the Porto Ricans ought to have
free trade, he was telling the truth.
When at the behest of the trust lobby
In Washington he told a congressman
of his political party that they ought
not to have it, was he telling the truth?
How does his sincerity show up in
his double dealing in this important
matter?
Was Mr.. Mckinley a coward when
he yielded to the browbeating and
pressure Of corrupt ring in his own
party and deliberately receded from
bis publicly proclaimed belief that the
Porto Ricans should not be taxed with
out representation?
And when he declared he would take
no backward steps in carrying out the
platform declarations of his party on
civil service reform and subsequently
took off the restrictions which the civil
service laws placed around several
thousand Offices in order to let Hanna's
healers feed at the public crib was he
either honest, sincere or brave?
Was he honest, sincere or brave in
first declaring the forcible seizure Of
the lands of other nations to be ''crim-
inal aggression" and subsequently or
dered to he done the very thing he had
denounced and sugar coated his usur-
patton and aggression by calling it be-
nevolent assimilation?
Il is precisely because Mckinley has
done these dishonest and cowardly acts
that the Hanna organ, orators and Of
fceholders and their trust hackers con-
slider Mr.. Bryan "a dangerous public
leader" -,
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

Roosevelt and others make constd.
cradle use of an extract from an al
legged letter of Gen. Lawton blaming
anti-imperialists for the Philippine
trouble. Yet no proef OF the letters
existence has been produced. and
there is we'll TO 1nded suspicion that
tie extract is a clumsy forgery and
fake
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

Although strongly supporting Mr..
Bryan. we are willing to admit that
the doors of every national bank in
the country will be closed four
months after he is inaugurated. N.
B.-Four months from March 4,
1901, would be July 4, 1901. legal
holiday.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

1t appears from press reports that
the jaiIs in Manila are filed with
"political prisoners. Oh, we must
be establishing a truly benevolent
government in the Phil ppines. Po-
litical prisoners under the Stars and
Strips. Indeed. we are advancing
fast.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

We commend to the DelanO Eagle,
as specimtns of patriots. Neely
Rathbone, Eagan, Quay, Alger
Quay. Hanna and Platt.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

Mrs. Gould. of Minneapolis, who
has been visiting Perry Harmon's
family at Randall, returned home
Wednesday with Miss Ella Harmon.
who is caring for her, Mrs. Gould be
ing paralyzed in both legs.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

In 1896. in Colorado there were
189,6S7 votes cast for president.
One of these was for Palmer and
Buckner, and the man who cast that
solitary vote, P. A. Wieting, OF
Denver, is now for Bryan.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

The republican administration
which considers the ratio of, 16 to ]
absurd. is busily engaged every
month in coin]ng dollars at that
same ratio.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

The men comprising the sub CON-
mittee which wrote the trust plank
OF the republican national platform
we're Foraker, counsel for the plug
tobacco trust, Madden of Illinois
head Of the Chicago stone trusts. and
Fairbanks OF Indiana, a corporation
lawyer.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07
Mrs. J. 81. Williams. is very sick
with typhoid fever. .<H>

Jos. Meyers, a brother of Henry
Meyers and formerly OF this place
is serving in Co. L. 18th O. s. Infar-
try, in the Philip mes. He has seen
plenty OF service since his enlistment
and been in several engagements.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

When you buy q dollars worth Of
sugar. remember that the decreased
s1ze Of the package is due to the
fact that the sugar trust IL able to
do Just what it pleases because 1T ts
stprofeeted.v II ;; ~-S-. -
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

Barome Doucette, the we'll known
Belle Prairie farmer, has sold a part
of his large land holdings. E. Pois-
SAINT buying so acres for 81, 900 cash,
or $25 per acre.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

Otto Ashley of Bassett, la. arrived
Tuesday to take charge of the farm
he bought here last spring.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

The large army of commercial
travellers (drummers) whom the
trusts In their concentration proc-
ess have dispensed with arc almost
4 unit In their opposition to the
"advance agent" of the "prosperi-
ty" which never came to them.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

Burton & Hosch sold to John
Arnold OF Brainerd the Crow Wing
county rights for the Franklin pat
lent churn.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

Said delegates shall be selected at the coun-
ty convention called for the 3Oth day. Of
August, 1900
Dated Little Falls, Minn., Aug. sth. 1900.
w.. P. REMER
CHAS. E. VASALY,
Committee
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07
'McKIBBIN HATS For
trade. Sold by Viktor Bros.

VIM. Shorey has moved his family
to the Chapman house on east
Broadway, which he recently pur-
chased
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

All N: P. east bound trains stop
at the state fair grounds. also No.
3 and z west bound.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

New phones-P. F. Hosch. 58-3;;
Geo. Cornwe]), $50; Raymond 4
Ebert, 58-4.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

The young Mascots defeated the
Pine Tree Stars at baseball Sunday.
Score 9 to- 2.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

}, j. Gross had two ribs broken
Saturday afternoon. through falling
on a street scraper.
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07
Democratic Judicial Convention.

delegate convention of the democratic
electors Of the Seventh judicial District OF
the State OF Minnesota is hereby called to
meet at the court house in the city OF Little
Falls, Mimi, at O'Clock in the afternoon ,on
Tuesday, the 18th day OF September, A. D,
1900, for the purpose Of placing in nomin-
alton candidate tor the Office of Judge OF
the Seventh Judicial District, and to trans
act such other business as may come before
the convention.
Each county in the district ehall be entitled
to one delegate at large, and one delegate
for each 200 votes or major fraction thereof,
cast for VIM. j. Bryan for President in $50.
The counties shall be entitled to representa-
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07

predictions that attentions to tho fair
Your rival has become the light Of
beautiful Miss who has
by lheseye toll,
Little Falls herald., 1900-09-07
FRIDAY. SEPT. 7.

DEMOCRATIC TICKET,
For President
WILLIAM j. BRYAN.
For rVice-President-
ADLAI E, STEVENSON.
For Congressman, Sixth District
HENRY TRUELSEN.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1900-12-21

The committee on ways and means
viii soon report bill. the effect Of
which will be to reduce the yearly rev.
enues Of the government 10 the extent
Of about s0.000.00 This win be done
by abolishing a number Of stamp
taxes. including those on kilograms,
express receipts and real estate tran
sactions
The general government risks moth
ing by surrendering the revenue
which these taxes produce. Unless the
business situation should change for
the worse materially there viii De an
excess OF receipts over expenditures
Tor the next fiscal year Furthermore,
there is on hand a surplus Of $4,000, :
900. That is ample 10 cover expenses
yet to be met on account Of the re-
funding Of bonds and any Immediate
expenses incident to the Nicaraguan
canal II congress should pass a bill for
the construction Of one during the
short session.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1900-12-21

she told me / looked pale, said
the serious-faced girl on the car, and
SO she took me upstairs and put some
rouge on my cheeks and sent me Of
to the party feeling like an Easter egg
"She said / was lovely. however, and
I admit that / thought the embellish-
ment rather becoming when gazed
in the mirror at my pinky reelection.
But had a miserable time at 4'ary's-
had forgotten to ask my hostess
whether my complexion was fast
color or not, SO when the rest boobed
for apples in the most ridicuiously un-
dignifed fashion I was obliged TO abb
stain for fear Of emerging many shades
whittier than when J went in.
Also. though my face became very
warm from dancing, ] did not dare to
pass my handkerchief over Il, lest the
senseless linen absorb the rich. warm
blood that mantled my blushing
cheeks.
Il was never so stiff and unoom-
Portable in my life. spent my time
endeavoring to catch surreptitlous
glances Of myself in tie many mirrors
that adorned the walls quotes the
Baltimore News. Il was self-c0n-
scious and absorbed. and I've no doubt
every man there considered me a
brainleas idiot
When got home found my com
plexion was intact It hadn't rubbed
OF in spots or done any Of the horri-
bic things I expected it to; but It
looked to me dreaifully as II # had
come out Of a battle
This was my 6rst experience with
'boughten' beauty. and it's going TO be
my last" said the serious-faced girl.
emphatically "Up to this time I have
pinched my checks when / wanted
them flushed, but can't recommend
this method, either; It gives one such
a spotted look. quite as If spinal men
ingitis were about 20 supervene.
Il bathe mine in scalding water
when ! want a good color said the
girl next her "a cloth dipped in the
boiling liquid and then held to each
cheek until it is scarlet is the pre-
scription. Then dash on eau de CO.
logne. and by the time one is ready to
60 out ones skin IS delightfully."- pink.
THAT makes wrinkles, said the
third young woman Of the trio.
Mullen leaves are good enough for
me. Get your country friends to send
you a box Of them. They're fuzzy
things, and one will act as a cosmetic
half a dozen times.
Course there's no color to come
they're green. It's the fuzz that
makes ones cheeks red. Grandmother
told me about them She used to use
them when she was a girl Every one
did then. she says think its vulgar
to spread the bright vermillion on the
tenderloiu. as my brother says.
And then the shopping district was
reached and the young women hle'
out soberly. leaving a couple Of highly
edited men in the seat in front O.
them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1900-12-21

To Purify Greafsr Metz York
Bishop Henry C. Potter deliver
ed most sensational address on
GOO and the City" before an audience
Of $500 persons in St. Pauls chapel,
New York. IA which he suggested the
Organization Of Vigilance committee
OF 25, 900 reformers to cleanse the city
Of vice. He favored a central com
mittee of three or i've men. under
whose orders the public committee
should act. The bishop said In part;
If In New York tomorrow there
could be organized vigilance com
mittee. such as was organized IN san
Francisco OF 25.000 men sworn to SER
vice for three years and pledged BY
night and by day when their business
and their opportunities gave them the
freedom for fl. 10 see for themselves
whether our souls had been smitten
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1900-12-21
American kfussc.

Mr. Edouard Strauss. brother Of Jo-
ham Strauss Of waltz reputation, and
successor to the latter as the court
ball musical director for the Emperor
Of Austria, has been giving his views
on American music. OF. rather, on the
absence Of it. since he declares Am
erica has no music-no music with a
national touch to it. Some day when
the Amel fcan forgets business he VIII
be able to produce It, In closing his
interview he Is kind enough 70 assure
us Some day it win come TO you,
maybe IN i've years. maybe in dfty
years and when Il comes we are in
formed 1t win come in the form Of an
opera, a form. by the way, in which
It has not come 10 any other country
outside Of italy.