The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-07-12
EXCERPTS.

The college maiden who contem-
plates matrimony would better make
note OF the fact that young man in
Pennsylvania broke of his engage
rhent because the girl. at graduation,
carried off the oratorical priest.
Louis Star.
.'We have sold many different cough rem
edies, but none have given better satisfac-
ton than Chamberlain's, $" says Mr.. Charles
Holzhauer, druggist, Newark, N. ]. It's
perfectly safe and can be relied upon in al
cases of coughs, colds or hoarseness. Sold
at Hanson & Emerson's drug store.
Democratic statesmen are combining
their remarks to interviewers to q
statement beginning: 81 stand where
I stood at some time in the past.
This explains why so few of them keep
up with the procession.
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1t stands alone, it towers above. There's
no other, its natures wonder, a warning
poultice to the heart of mankind. Such is
Rocky Mountain Tea. 35c. Hanson &
Emerson and Fiesler & McNeice.
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Henry K. Nelson, son of Senator
Nelson, will probably be member OF
the next house from the Fifty-seventh
district, composed of Grant, Stevens
and Traverse counties. The Grant
county republicans have already in
structed their delegates to the legis.
lative convention for him, and the
place is said to be conceded to Grant
county.
Good COOKS use Hunts 'Perfect"
Baking Powder. SIT never disap-
points,
NO. said the advertising man OF
the Daily Bread, "these are not like
the good old democratic times. Why,
remember when our receipts from
situation wanted ads used to pay
mighty near all the expenses of the
paper. Chicago Tribune.
If wives have any compassion for
the sorrows of cross, grabbed husbands,
give them Rocky Mountain Tea.
Twill remove any misunderstanding
| in the family. Hanson & Emerson and
Fiesler & McNeice.
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Not Fault Finder. -''You are not
one of these men who find fault with
the cooking at homer" 'No," an
swered Mr.. Meekton; 81 don't exactly
find fault, but occasionally I do feel
called on to apologize for the way
things taste when Henrietta gets home
from the club. You see, never could
learn to make good coffee. Wash
ington Star.
GOSHEN ILL.
| GENEssE PURE FooE Co., LIE Roy, N. Y:
Dear Sirs:-Some days since package
of your GRAIN-O preparation was left at
my Office. l took it home and gave it a
trial, and l have to say l was very much
pleased with it, as a substitute for coffee.
| We have always used the best Java and
Mocha in our family, but I am free to say
like the Grain-O as well as the best coffee
| ever drank.
Respectfully yours, A. c. Jackson, MD.
! A Sherlock Holmes.-'!Now Willie
dear'' asked his mother, "why did you
not come when l called you the first
! time?"
| Because did not hear you till you
| called the third time,' said little
Willie.
The heart of the mother was panied
at this evidence of depravity. For
how, she reasoned, could he have dis
tinguished the third call without hear.
ing the second?
i ~ know it was the third time, mann.
i Ud, llUUlS w llltC AdoVOhSo w APAUAAA;
I" cause you sounded SO mad.
/ She clasped him to her bosom. A
boy who could bolster up poor story
with better one was not doomed to
remain in obscurity. Indianapolis
Press.
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A gentleman recently cured OF dyspepsia
gave the following appropriate rendering o
Burns famous blessing: 'Some have meal
and can not eat, and some have none thai
want it, but we have meat and we can eat,-
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure be thanked" This
preparation will digest what you eat. 1t in
stantly relieves and radically cures indiges-
ton and all stomach disorders. Hanson s
Emerson.
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Foreigner-How are your senators
elected?
i Americana None of them will tell
i Puck.