The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1900-10-02

orado. before the contrast gets too
great.
Candidates ar, brushing up for the
Minerva fair.
1t serves to even UP the bicycle
championship.
What magnificent day to entertain
a delegation!
What's the matter with the local
straw vote takers?
All the telephone talk, these days,
is not talked through the telephone.
According to the GAINESVILLE Signal,
the Van voorhis gang still knows.
We no sooner get over the summer
complaint till the chillblain season
strikes us.
Thirty-seven days more Of politics
and then brief respite till the spring
campaign.
Nobody has constructed a garbage
plant for several days now. Did 1t die
with Edward Sexauer?
It's a good thing the census was
taken before the Dueber works engrav-
ers asked for more money.
III 80 Ayox
Greenville are fully persuaded that the
race is not always to the swift.
The young lady who sits up nearly
all night making herself agreeable is
usually very disagreeable next morning.
The rush to the fall millinery OPEN
fngs serves to reconcile us somewhat
to the slow opening of the foot ball
season.
Atlanta Constitutions Christian sci
ence has now invaded politics. When
Hanna says 1t "ain't so," IT just "ain't,"
that's all.
There was more blood shed in small
strike riot in Cleveland Saturday night |
than in the anthracite regions during
the entire strike of 10000 miners.
Since Mr.. Roosevelt was the target
for all the bullets that were expended
in the Spanish war, he ought not to
complain about a shower of eggs, to-
matoes and cabbage heads.
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Editor Tom Reynolds, Of the Akron
Sunday Star, says that the crying need
of Akron at this time is smoke con-
sumer. That pipe the editor Of the
Reacon-J Journal smokes must be very
annoying.
While the candidates are comparing
the pumpkins at the county fairs, the
voters are comparing the candidates.
A comparison of the candidates with
the pumpkins is not unlikely in some
instances.
Alliance Review: The Canton News
Democrat, one of the brightest news
papers in the state, tells of sermon
preached there by mute. We have
heard Of the "Slumber Song" and we
suppose this must be the slumber SER
mon.
bers of his flock remain poor because
they are moved by his presentation of
the text of the camel and the eye Of the
needle, will get a rude awakening the
first chance the said members get to
make q ten-strike.
Massillon Item: A Washington news
item says japan, China, Italy and Ger
many each have representatives on
duty at the census bureau investigat-
ing American methods Of handling CEN
sus returns. The foreigners a,ould visit
Canton and get few up-to-date ideas
on how to damn the census takers.
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A Columbus man jabbed his wife in
the stomach with table fork. after
he had consumed half pint of whisky
that had cost him ten cents. He prob
ably thought he had hay rake In his
own stomach and wanted to give his
wife a general diagnosis of how he
felt.
They say that Harry Hill can kiss
more babies in given time than any
candidate who ever ran for once In
Stark county. He has already become
an expert on applebutter. doushnuts
and all day suckers. which he samples
| from the faces Of the infants. with
evident relish. Mr.. Hill should be
warned against the deadly microbss,