The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1900-04-08
I was punched fer sure. But purity they says
all night they'd look / up. m dId'n' stop Ill I

Bridge, They had n done n thing but put thn'
hall P.gs nd IN i2nr " en- =, printed IN Letters rs
! git I sleep vii thinkin w'ot they'd DO t bngley'
says I myself = d be two years all night anyway
But when ! woke. up Monday mornin, go!
out v I'm that made me- ~ tired ! did'n' git round
Ate nv'noo III most o erclock. wen / vas
two blocks on ! So" sli'hin' was dom j looked
! Tx" a frr, they was such n mob front v BaEl"yS
Joint Then | seen IN store was shut N III shut
ters IN ,
n the nobs waitin' Ter i'm tbring i'm out
FIRST hing know was hight up IN n push,
n wen ! cojldn' gi, no iurdcr give N bloke In
mont = me a lol, m says Pleas" lemm' by. |
work In there.
Say, tn mex, minute ,bou, nNty o, EN- grabbed
yoq work here, Vel, w'err,s yer boss
TIL mob gimme ~ laugh I this, N wbis
kers says: n ELS inside 'e's either crazy er dead.
Wat does = think 'c's doin', hllin' III, papers
damn dyspepsia cure' Here | been wsitin' q
hour n a hall wit good money fer a dozen bottles >
Then III, res, Y EN- begin a song y dance;
one bottle AZ iece n rest had orders fer half doz-
ems n dozens, n one blokr from a ltg store up
town wanted ten dozen. ~ they was three er
four Western tnion Kids Wit telegrams,
20 roun' back N Sc, I e amt ready I open up
Wen ! 60, I, n back door begin t hammer.
through III keyhole, m FIRST thing ! see was bag
ley ,ei'in' over b'hin' III, stove, ppllin' at cigar
rap y.T%r IKE I i begin ', to Ro H.T H1MH B.riey, lem femme
me move, sa %'i rS ss%' Soon h !ssi in a' &Hn!os Ifn' :, 3
G az saws * kinder G"tn' so, 4 n% on f.. tss % Tca, I Jame ,SfG is F,''
Then e locked n bol,ed I agen, n fore | knew
were I was a, e 'ad me by tn collar n was
pu!l'n, me over hhin' III. stove. 1911. 49,,
shahin' all over, 'fust yer goln 1 tell me is how
=, come I pu, them ads In them Sunday paI-rs,
After " ich I'm goin' I Kill you = humanely :
lossible n go out n give m'self up I them howl
In mlnionS v III law .
" Them amt no howlin' minions, Mr.. Bagley.'
! says. They've read them halfpagr ads n
they re howlin' for Little Giant
Say, e WAS " lite bfore but p warn a marker
{ wat q was wen SAYS that.
" Wra," says n, ihrn = chokrd ,..
bout two thOusan' ' EN- wants bottles,
] SAYS n one fellers got a order i'r, ten dozen,
He gives me- a weak kind v n shake n SAYS:
James, yer too near IN throne v yer Maher I,
tell any lies " Then - chukes agen.
Mr.. Baglry. | says, II them was coppers
dy' think hey wuuldn' h. doing notlin' fer a
hour n a half &C. rat,lin' m front door
He didn' say a word fer a minute. Then =
picks up tn poker N leads me out to tn front
door.
At tn frsh, >hign. 2 says, at III firsht
s sn,S" wit ithis1H " tn,I herG you nos sf '" SSw o %%
IN door.
Say, THAT mus, a gone in a ,rance Next
| know III joint was runnin' over vii tn push
outn' tn street n IN rest was outside tr!in' I
gil in. Hagley WASH dom a thing but Staniin'
ll"hin th conntre thrown oul botlleS nv Little
t'iani, n td,Iu' in tn stun wit both hans.
In bout fifteen minutes ed sold OUT, n then
ioliy
OWN e says, to III unpr,sidcntial demand
fer tn iula Giant Dyspepsia Cure | am ernllged
{ request patrons I leave iurd"r orders Wit my
assistant I IN front counter a adj ionAl supply
now bin on, its. way from N factry Par les
NiShin' single bottles Mn ba accommeruaird
after 3 ercloCk this afternoon.
That = leaves me I run III shop n chases
on Say, y onshiTr seen them orders come In
n bout half a barrel : letters, n q great howlin
push huwlln fey siusl" bottles,
"R"ut morn Bngley got hack, wit two express
wagons LOADED W.T. ho\rN y barrels IL" had
EN- moved ~ IN haCS ' Ia store n took IF
Is coat n vent I worn. We dli'n have no
lunch n by 3 rr clock " ad two hurdud more
bottles Y Little Giant lleu a had more but is
labels give out hen q chased off again n
comes BAGS vat two men ed hired, n IN gang
v Us worked all night n dorc bout n thouSan'
bottles fore = let me 90 home.
w en- ! got back that alt noon they was n chip
TN front counter ,akln orders, n three blokes
sellin' Little Giant by the bottle BseIsy WASH
there all, n Wen | asst were = was, IN chip
says. Two doors above.
Wat dy' think? liagiey d hired a empty
store n az fifteen men h"ttlin' Little Giant n
packin' I IN cases. y Baeley 'lsSe.f was srttin'
up benin a desk smokin a fat cigar N dictatln'
letters I n typewriter.
Mex day = 'ad a lot more men & work. n
th mex, Hunnay oil TIA papers 'ad wholr-rage
ad$ llttle Giant y. one bad a long Piece
tn young patrn med,lin Napol"um und'neath
Monday night Bagley tM' me- = wanted me,
Say, y oughtsr seen Begley. i 'ad on a spike
tile n one ' them oNercoatS Wit fur min Bout
) er'cl"ck q made me go out wit I'M, n Wen
We come t Madison Square e Chasas int a big
How much rr best roses
Fifteen du.,Dit a dozen says the bloke
u thought liaglcy'd call i'm down fer stringin'
i'm but 2 never wIukcd f pulls out a wad
blg's a loaf v bread n trows down a nifty dollar
Gimme three dozen. : says. m fer watts
left put IN a few Vi let's
Then Bagley toI' me T. grab tn box big's a
cable car We chased out n got n a cab, n
first thing ! know W" was Up { a Hun'erd n
IN Peach comes T. tn door 'erself She
hols out both hans n says oh, Mr.. Bagley.
Wat a great pleasure
"Sh" he ped I'M OIL wit is oyercoat in III hall
n seen 'rr eye, bulge " en- she spotted tn fur
linn n III spIAe-tall Then they went int
III front room n followed long Wit M box.
IN 81 lady was in there, n III Peach says.
Man nav, dear, v course you r'member
ny Ii 'ol' lady says. Wy, Mr. Rasley. I'm
so glad We ONE you again t our modes home.
You quite deserted us. V know. Pauline.
allys said Mr. l'agley was o great fav'rlt a mine
"Jes' then Bagley spotted me- standin' by III
door, n come over n grabbed III box n handed
tt tn Peach.
will Miss I.ove!oy 10 ME tn homer = says,
= eAcep' these few simple flowers"
Wen IN Peach opened III box she liked n
died
oh. Mr. Baglcy Arthur she says, you
foolish, eAtrayagan' boy I bring me these bee
VOC tlful roses n yilats'
"T tina, she PUSHES over N pins a rose on is
coat, n ies' then q oil duifer comes in smokin'
a ClgHr, n M Peach says.
Paw paw, come right over here n shake
hans wit this naughty boy, n, give i'm a good
scolGln' fer bein' 50 a~1trayagan'
Then paw paw come over n shook hans
wit Bagley n give i'm n cigar. ' then e
punched i'm in tn vest n says, You young
dog y, BsslGy sTins m says I II, Peach.
But tn Peach makes a face n says. Oh,
Arthur, how kin you mention that odius Greet
Say. I first I thought tent per d be 'bou, my
siD'. But W en- got t thinkin' were e vns two
weeks ago n wiera . wns now, n who'd done I,
| says ed ave I give M fifteen anyway n
mayh" twon'y, n a hun eri or So on III side.
That SAM week e 'ad I take on q night gang.
n ! hear i'm say ed ave t git n fact rs were
ed nvp, more room, n better railroad n steam
s'ttin NJ on Is desk Ed 50, thcrn smohin'
twenty ly,' cont cigars 2 runnin' is oy" over III
nnSh h2ttl'n Gp I1,tl" Giant n, luggin ! out T.
twist i, mustacha / keep I'm GRIMM Ididn'
know nut I d BE- twenty FIVE n week.
Huh. Who, BugIey? Satd'y night . calls
me- uut Is desk.
james, % says, I dunno va, deviltry made y
put Ihcm half page. ada in them Sunday papers ii
n ! don care WASH quit" ready Z bgin
op%' ralionS, but they ain,t been no speshlv lad
conS"konc"S, n I'm p"rlcklv Wiling { overlook
Z v watts more = saws, I'm goin' Z give
y this here five dollar bill as a incentive { try n
y James, . SAWS, on thinkin' over them
ads w DECIDED, . save I on" fnAnccers bouts
much , this h"rn BUSINESS kin stand So rftor
mighty b" fr"ct employ yer unieni'ble talents