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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1900-04-14

infiere que un aqua es mala cuando contiene
malos microbes.
este obedece el que desde hace treinta 6
cuarenta amos haya sido preocupaci6n cons
tante de los municipios ell llevar las pobla-
clones importantes las aguas de los manan-
tales, pues generalmente son muy puras no
Gentlemen malos microbes, habiendose hecho
con tai motive y sin vacilaciones de ningun
genera gastos cuantiosos que representan
cientos de millones.
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sobre todo 81 Sc trata de un pals en- que reina
una epidemic cualquiera, 10 mas prudente
para preservarse del coDtagin es sanear el
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1900-04-14
MEDIC DE sANEAR Ell Aqua
DE PREsERvARsE sEeURAmEMrE
De LAS ENFERMEpApEs EPIpEMIcAs

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lnhnidad de animalcuIos llamados microbes,
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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1900-04-14

aqua que Sc bebe. Es una precauci0n que Sc
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ell mas SECURE de sanear ell aqua es adcio-
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de tofas nuestras enfermedades graves, preser-
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rica, Asia, Occeanfa, Mundi Y Fisico.
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celestesy de Copernico.


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Litograia del RoLETIN,
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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-10-12
A VOTE FOR BRYAN.

A vote for Bryan is a vote for
free silver.
1t is a vote for the re-issuing of
greenbacks.
1t is vote for the old southern
doctrine of state rights.
1t is a vote for free trade.
1t is a vote to undermine the
supreme court.
1t is vote of endorsement of
the action of the democrats of
North Carolina in. DISTINGUISHING
the negroes.
1t is vote to govern 5000, 900
citizens of the United States, liv-
ing on United States soil without
their consent.
1t is vote to desert the millions
of peaceful inhabitants of the Phil
ippines, and to leave them at the
mercy of Aguinaldo and his tribes.
1t is vote to put check upon
the wonderful industrial activity of
this country during the past four
years.
1t is vote to place the reins Of
government in the hands of such
men as Richard Croker, Pitchfork
Tillman and John P. Altgeld of
Illinois.
If you favor these things, vote
for Bryan.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-10-12
N. L. HUNT, REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE
FOR AUDITOR

We publish in this issue a letter
written by one of the responsible
farmers of Crawford, county com
mending the candidacy of Mr.. N.
l.. Hunt for county auditor. Mr..
Hunts nomination has struck are.
sponsive chord among all those
who wish to see this important Of
fee maintained on the high level
of competency that it has been in
the past.
Mr.. Hunts record as citizen is
beyond reproach. His record as
county auditor in former years was
OF the very best. His opponent,
Mr.. Collins, may be a "good tel.
low, he may be able to entertain
a crowd of the boys, but these are
not the qualifications which fit q
man to hold so high and response
bic an Office as that of auditor o.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-10-12
THE CANDIDATES LAST TRICK.

New York Sun: He tried i'm
perialism and found there was
nothing in it.
He tried lambasting the trusts
and found there was nothing in it.
He tried denying that prosper
ity existed and asserting that if it
did, it was on the wane, and Meth
er his denial nor his assertion
worked.
He tried the whole platform and
special parts of it, and neither
parts nor whole would work.
He tried Absolum, but the young
man would not be scared. He
tried the commercial travellers, but
they were too busy to be bothered.
He tried the farmers, but they
had too much money in the bank.
He tried issues paramount and
subordinate, but there was moth
ing in them. He tried nlilitarism
in a general way, and nobody was
frightened.
At last at indianapolis, where
he delivered his last labored essay
on imperialism, he sank to the
depth Of saying that the republi-
cans want standing army $50
that they can build a fort near
every large city and use the army
to suppress by force the discomfort
that ought to be cured by remedial
legislation"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-10-12

of the stalwart republicans of this inn
perial state, who are recognized
throughout the United States as the
best fighters in the ranks, and who are
enthusiastic this year that Louisiana
can be carried for Mckinley, Roose-
welt and prosperity"
"Think Texas can be carrird. too?"
"I'm not going to Texas. That's a
mistake
Arkansas"
Eyes"
"Have you ever been south before?a
Never down in this section, but I'm
a Vlrgianian by birth and southerner
by temperament and sympathy. From
the reception accorded me here and
the great hospitality and cordialitv
shown | feel sure | have fallen among
friends, and | know 1 shall enjoy my
stay in the state. New Orleans seems
to be energetic. wide awake and pros
porous, and in all respects can
compare favorably with our northern
cities.''
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-10-12
SHAWS GREAT CAMPAIGN.
The Governor Makes Splendid Addresses
In Southern Iowa.

The Governor Makes Splendid Addresses
In Southern Iowa.
Corydon, To-, Oct 1o.-Gov.
Shaw filled his three engagements
for today, speaking at Moulton
this morning at 10 o'clock, at
Centerville this afternoon, and
here tonight. At Moulton several
hundred people were gathered on
the lawn of one of its citizens.
He was met at the depot by 500
school children, bearing the nation
al colors. The stores were all
closed. 1t was largely non-par-
tisan meeting. Many had come
from far into Missouri, and num-
bers came twenty-five miles.
At Centerville the meeting was
held in the court house square.
Gov. Drake presided. The re-
ception accorded Gov. Shaw was,
as usual, very demonstrative.
The audience was deeply interest
ed and listened with attention te
the governors kindly destruction
of the democratic straw man.
Many from the country drove
twenty-five miles to Corydon
Such meeting has never been hele
here before. After listening t.
the governor for two hours many
said they could have staid two
hours more. He made one of hi!
characteristic speeches, analytic a
and wonderfully convincing, ane
the people here do not now won
der why he has been in such grea
demand as campaign speaker
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-10-12

etary system, involving partial re-
pudiation of just debts, both pub
lie and private, but would also
subject it to widespread disturb
ances and severe suffering-espec
tally among those least able to
suffer loss and bear misfortune.
The StaatsZeitung in the above
utterance has not over stated the
case in the least. 1t simply states
a plain truth in plain language,
that all may be warned in time.
The course of the Stats Zeitung
in this matter is all the more inn
pressive because the support it
thus gives the republican ticket is
far from cordial. 1t is strongly
opposed to republican policy with
respect to the Philippines, but it
finds that this error, as it believes
the policy to be, is far less men
acing or Immediate than that con-
tanned in the democratic platforms
plank upon the currency question.
AS it certainly is. This is freely
conceded by the Leavenworth
Tribune, the only democratic Ger
man daily in Kansas. This latter
paper has also revolted against
Organism on the money issue. AS
to imperialism" its says:
So far as imperialism is concerned
there is absolutely nothing in it. No
party advocates a larger standing army
than is absolutely necessary for the
maintenance of peace and order. The
German-Americans are ready at all
times to do their share as patriotic
citizens. Hundreds of them are in the
Philippines today, helping maintain
the supremacy of the stars and stripes.
imperialism" is simply phan-
tom conjured up for campaign
purposes only to brighten timid
voters. 1t is without form or sub.
stance and entirely devoid of dan
ger. AS the Tribune says, there is
absolutely nothing in it.-Keokuk
Gate City.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-10-12

thing. So far as | am concerned,
l do not know of any political par
ty declaring in favor of them.
Have you heard of anything of the
kind? If know anything of the
history Of this country, Imperial
ism is what people talk about in
campaigns when they have nothing
else to harp on. ! see they used
to say the same things about
Washington, and about Jackson.
Lincoln was called king and all
that, but the people took no stock
in it all and re elected him. Does
any one now refer to Washington,
Jackson or Lincoln as king or an
emperor? There is nothing in
this whole thing, and we are not
going to be fooled by it either.
-Four years ago Bryan told US that
the issues in the campaign were
based on business considerations
that we should measure things by
that standard and nothing else.
Well, we did, but we voted for
Mckinley, and the things he said
would happen did not come to
pass at all. Now he is trying to
get us Germans to shut our eyes
to his free silver business and to
vote for him, because the country
will go into imperialism or some
thing he may understand, but we
don't. We believe as we did four
years ago that this is a business
proposition and are not going to
be driven into voting for what we
know would injure the interests of
the farmers. The Germans are a
patriotic people and are not in
favor of lnsurrection anywhere un-
der the flag, and even on that issue
are for Mckinley"
John Plat is not a politician; he
is just a plain retired farmer, but
he knows what the country needs.
He knows how he has prospered
since coming to America, under
the gold standard, and he is not
going to help fasten the blight of
free silver on the country. We
commend his good sense to some
of the sspoliticians" who are going
back and forth talking about elm
perialism''and other things of which
they know nothing. -Carroll Her
aid.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-10-12
HARRISON ON THE ISSUES.

Ex-president Harrison tells why
he is for Mckinley in a recent in
terview published in the daily
press. Mr.. Harrison has always
been esteemed as wise and con-
sentative statesman and his opinion
will have much weight with the
people. The following is a por-
ton of the interview:
THE general reasons 1 gave in my
Carnegie hall speech in 1896 why Mr..
Bryan should not be elected still hold
good with me. His election would, |
think, throw governmental and bust.
ness into confusion. We should not
aid the election Of a president who
would, admittedly, if he could, destroy
the gold standard and other things
that we value even more upon the
deceptive suggestion that he has been
bound, and that the republican party
will, after defeat, still have strength
enough to save the temple. 1t would
be much better not to allow the man
with destructive tendencies so much as
to lean against its pillars.
Perhaps it will save you much
trouble, if give you an underwrite as
of this date, this extract from my Car.
negie hall speech:
When we have president who be-
lieves that it is neither his right nor
his duty to see that the mail trains are
not obstructed, and that Interstate
commerce has its free way irrespec.
tive OF state lines, and courts that fear
to use their ancient and familiar writs
to restrain and punish lawbreakers,
free trade and free silver will be ap.
propriate accompaniment of such an
administration, and cannot add appre.
Gladly to the national distress or the
national honor
'Ihe principles Of the republican
party have been indicated by the re-
markable and great prosperity that
has developed during Mr.. Mckinley Is
administration, succeeding period OF
great depression. A change OF admin
istration this fall would almost certain.
ly renew conditions, from which we
have so happily escaped. The full
dinner bucket is not sordid emblem.
1t has spiritual significance for the
spiritually minded. 1t means more
comfort for the wife and family, more
schooling and less work for the chill
dren. and a margin of saving for sick
ness and old age
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-10-12
GERMAN-AMERICANS FOR SOUND MONEY

Germrn people are proverbiably
industrious, thrifty and honest.
These qualities, with other char
acteristics of good citizenship, are
inbred in them. They believe in
honesty in both private and public
life, and show their faith by their
works. At the beginning of the
present campaign many of them
were inclined to favor Mr.. Bryan's
candidacy. They regarded the
money question settled and all
danger of a dishonest dollar at an
end, and found in Mr.. Bryan's
views on "imperialism' much that
was in consonance with their own.
But recent utterances on the sub
ject of "free silver" by the demo.
cratic candidate have aroused
them from their sense of security,
and they are now quite generally
turning to Mckinley and sound
money.
The remuneration of Mr.. Bryan
on the financial issue by the New
York Staats-Zeitung has already
been noted in these columns. In
plain language it expressed dissat-
isfaction with his purposes and
declared that his intent, announc-
ed in his letter of acceptance, to
force free silver on the country
would ALLEVIATE German support.
In its issue of last Saturday it re-
turned to the subject to say:
William j. Bryan is resolved to use
his whole power to destroy the gold
standard and bring about the free and
unlimited coinage of silver. He has
shown that he has not learned, and
cannot and will not learn, anything in
regard to the financial question. His
election would undoubtedly produce a
widespread disturbance OF economic
conditions, and would subject large
part OF the American people to severe
suffering.
That is to say, the election Of
Mr.. Bryan would not only entail
upon the country dishonest mon
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-10-12
ABSENT TREATMENT.
The Woman Had Faith In 1t ana
Was Cured

woman Hau Faith In 1t and
Was Cured
my wife solemnly affirms that she
will get divorce if say anything
about it," said Jones with smile.
But 1t is too good to keep SO here
goes. Mrs Jones had been ailing for
some time, and, falling into the hands
of one of the neighbors who is faith.
curlst, she became imbued with that
peculiar belief. l laughed at her, but
she remained firm and said she was!
convinced that she could be cured only
through faith AS her Illness was
nothing serious l said nothing more,
congratulating myself that I was
ahead what doctor would have charp-
ed her.
1T ran along for some time while nv
WIFE continued to gain, and at last she
announced that she was fully cured.
Now, then, John Henry said she,
i never again wish to hear you say
anything about mind cure being all
imaginable. I am sure that l would
have been a dead woman if hadn't
taken the treatment that did. And to
think he never set eyes on mep
He never whatY gasped.
Set eyes on me! took the absent
treatment. l sent Professor Fake Sc
to treat me by his famous absent treat
ment.'
:" Do you mean to say said 1, that
you sent fakir SIS to treat YOU?
That's just what | did! And to
think the most wonderful thing about
1t was that I was aware the moment
that he received my letter and opened
1t, although he was thousand miles
from me! Why, commenced gaining
right from that moment! 1t is simply
wonderful! You can't deny that / am
a well woman, and all through the
wonderful absent treatment that l re.
ceived.'
Il should have said something right
then and there had l not heard the
postman's whistle and gone to the door
to get my mail. There was a letter
Tor my wife from the dead letter office
ana when she opened it out dropped
her letter to Professor Fake. She had
mtsdirected 1t, and the fakir had never
received it. She says-but on second
thought hadn't better tell yon what
sne saya"-D etroit gses s.