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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15
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Tiebltabls DcrfOl9t Die bieiige Gtaats=
aniraltldaft oermalen cine al9eblibe
Mrs. Gurtsn aus Gnalano. Die lid in
9eiOelbers MliB glomiiclo aus @ns=
LAMB. in Greiburs MliB Y,aiier aug
paris genannt bat, in 9Nirtlibteit aber
Spbille Molinaur=9 ertram. in Yonoon
9eboren. lit. Sic mar i'm Sabre 1894
in Srantfurt me9en Siebiiabls perbai=
tet, lit oann tuegen @eitesltOruu9 ent.
laiien iuproen uno 1895 aus elmer
S%rrenanftalt untet Mitnahme BON 1910
Gfart entilohen. IS |. baoiide Gelo-
artilleris= Regiment Hr. Ia feierte III
Mnweienbeit oes 8robbersoes oas 5OjGbs
rige Subildum ieines Y~eltebens.
Yaoen.8anen. Ser S%euerbefat=
tu~ngsperein beidlob Gle grbauung
zines Grematoriums.
Q6rrad. Ser i~reiiinniae Mbeeoros
nete Martus Pflii9er tesina nit feinsr
6rau bic 9oloene 0odseit.
Mannbeim Sas Stmuraeridt
bat ZEN Sdreinerseiellen Nlops Clint
tuesen g%rmOrouna zines icdsidbrisen
Ginoes gum Spoe perurtbeilt.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15
3aperc.

Miin6en. 9as WiniIterium oes
Snnern forOere bon ben G]reisregierun=
gen @utahteu iiber Die Nntelluna ucn
Sadueridnoiasn fir Glettrotctnit nnO
9kemie elm. neil bic pormiegeno in,
gaufa6 dussebiloeten amtliben Ssd).
niter Der Eiitrittspoliseibs56roen eteniO
uie Die in einselnen Spesialfraaen
beransuaieEenoen 8eamren fir Tampi=
teiielii5erwadung, Nabrungsmittelprii=
fung. fiir Sabrit= uno @ewerbe=. ferner
fir Observation-Disclosures bel
benz idnellen' Gorti9ritt Der tedniiden
Wiifenidaiten ni1t mebr in allen Sra=
gen ais Sa1uerltdnoiae unD Gontroll.
orsane 9eniigten. -6rau Cberhlieute.
nant Weltermaper. cine Sndter 0abetss
ber9ers. 1T i'm Niter bon rs Sabren &c.
forben.
grlan9er. Ser Maaifrat beidlo6
bic grridtuns zines glettri3itdtsmertes.
oas fdon 5u geginn oes nddlten @in.
tiers in Getrieb 9eieBt meroen foil.
@angtofen Inter benz 0erbadte,
ibren @atten mittelii Sites beieitist 3u
baben, tuuroe Grau Wittermaier per-
baftet.
Narnberg. Na9 Der 8olfssdb=
lung pom 2. 9eaember 1895 belief lid
bic ginwObneraabl unierer @taot auf
1896. Sic in3miiden einperleibten
gemeinoen 3dblten mad Der leBten
golfs3dblung 81. 348 ginmobner. Inter
9eriidli1tisung Der Geburten uno
Sterbefdlle. 3u= uno WegSiige ieit Der
legten 0Oltssdhlung miro ieBt cine Sim
pobnersabl BON 240. 673 anaenolhmen.
pfarrtirden. gls oes Moroes
on benz Setonomiepermalter Nieoer.
maier oringeno perodbtig. iuuroen Gle
Sienlttnedte 3a9lauer uon Sitting,
Staoler BON Gangleo uno S6nin9er
uOn ct. @eor9en, iomie Der Sbmiebe=
arielle Suber BON ct. Georaen Der.
Eaitet. Nm Sbatorte fano man fieben
3aunlatten. pier armsoide 9olsprigel.
o,ei 9iientbeile uno Swei Nciier.
Sdmmtlibe 0egenitdnoe trugen glut=
ipuren. Sic W~ertaiteten lteEen i'm Glitter
oDn l8 bis 80 SabreI.
@egensburg. 2eBtbin muroe oas
bier BON Der gttiengeiellitait pormals
Shudert IL. So. in NIrnberg erbaute
elettrlsitdtsruert fir 2iAt= nno Strait
lieferung er0iinet.
6 d. ~ a b a d. 9as bier fart pertre-
tene edldgsrseuerbe. insbeIonoere Die
MISREPRESENTATION. bat in OOlge oes
&rieses ut Siioairita idmer 81 leioea.
Sic tdslide Nrbeitsseit betrdat in Der
-Oolrbrande CUR 3eit nur mebr iebs
Gtunoen. uno es 1T iraslih. oh niht
euentuell cine 3eitweiie Giinliellung Der
Nrbeit eriolsen ,piro.
Mur3burs. Sic straitammer
nerurtbeilte ben spensler Nuault popp
BON Sbtparaenreutb. Ger oils Spesia-
litat Die Yeraubung poriiber9ebeno per=
laiiener G~Subnungen Eetrieb uno babel
in &eaensburs oi; Willa Seioeder, in
Mliinden Die 0illa ocs 8ebeimratbs
Geibel uno bier cine Yriuatmobnun9
p%liinoerte. 81 nelln Sahren 3uhtbaus.
A,,a Scr RlJrinpfall.
2anoau. Sc, A Sabre alte Ioli.
seiniensr 0liAasl Gnodel uon Gffeus
bad bate iih ohne triItigen Grnno
baau hinreiGen lailen. einen Sipnd'
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15

Sreibig Qotomotinen mad
Grantieit baben Die 9alotuin' 'fden
acknowledgements in philadelphia laut
eiueln ibnsn astuorosnen Nuitraae 3u
lieieru. Sic 2otomotiuen follen is aebu
&doer baben uno unterideiben iih nod
ibrem gnttpurfe uno ibrer Gonfruf'
tiDusart nur tuenia bon ben sshnrdoe.
riaen Paiiaaierana= Hotomotiuen auf
ben ameritlniihen giienbubnen. Six
2otomotipen. bic fir bic ginie Ya,is'
Crlans beiimmt iino uno bis gum l.
gusui b. 5. gum @erianot fertia.
9eiiellt fein miiiIen. iuerDen idwersr
iein. als tie FISHER auf iensr Strete
beniirten. Gilrslid fino BON ben Salo.
,oin 'iGen @ertsn sebn Sotomotipen
nod gnalanD atgeibift tporDen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15

schWache

schlagen und ohne Leben, Ehrgeiz, Energie
oder Appetlt ware. Sic list oft der Vorlxufer
Won ernsthafter Krankheit, oder der Begleiter
Won nerv6sen Leiden. Sic ist Elm wirklichsr
Bowels Won dunnem. schwachem, unreinem
Butte; denn wenn das Blut reich, roth. lebens-
krxftig und stark list, verleiht es jedem Nerv,
Organ und Gewebe des K0rpers Leben und
Energie. Die Nothwendigkeit Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla gegen Nervenschwxche zu nehmeR ist
daher Jedem bekannt, und das Cute was -
thut ist ebenfalls ohne Frage.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15
SaQ(cm.

Gresben. Ser G6nia rerlieb Der
3edniIten 9odidule oas Neht CUR
promotion gum Sottor Sngenieur
aleiGartis Den preuBiIhen Yeliimmun-
gen.-Sn Solge bes ourd ocn ycrg=
arbfitcririte berporgeruienen 1oblen=
manaels LAP iid Der Stdotratb ae=
not3iat, ben getriet ccs Qitt- uno
1ruitmertes einauidrdnten. ,uoburdl be,
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15
Iid1rrrn Sctd1rn:
31utUrlidI.

9@aufirer Tim @aibauie): SD
babte brbdmm d flee 8ungel bun bret
Sabrn ; oas lam iludsn ruie d ydooer=
bcibci. .Gnmn's oenn 0
bGten?"-Saufirer: .9iee, ca lilies
nod pd au ileen orsu.1
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15

Sic Gamen bon Mtben batteH
bel elmer unldngii ueranltalteten Ier'
fammluna beihloiien. al oas Yarlas
ment Oas 8eiuh 81 ritten. allie iiber
40 Sabre alWn S~unggeiellen nit ciner
boben Steulr 81 belegen. Sic 3citun.
gen iaaen bel Der Seipredung Oieier
Mn~aelegenbeit aber poraus. baB bas
Parliament idmerlid fir cine iclGSe
geiteueruna 81 baben icin iueroe. %
bic 8oltspettretu;:a ,elblt 81 elmer Der.
einiguns noblbabenOer Sunsseiellen
9etporoen lei.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15

SIR 5. 994. 900, 900 Wen.
sden fann. mad elmer SddBuns. bic
groe Nabrrm9 terporbrinaen. Eie
gegenudrtige Seu0lferung berednet
man su LACY. 0O0. 900 G6pIcn. bic
3unabme in ieoem Sabrsetnt gu PRO.
gent. Tamit wiiroe bic duBerlie 8reuu
tGon i'm Sabre 2C72 CREDIT tein.
Tid1rrrn Grtd1rtt:
Or: .Wnber reiBt Su cenn 10 aes
,,au. oaB Cir Die Hrau NIieiiorin cine
aufridtiae 5reuncin ii?" Sic:
~Nun. lie bat mir cod bic 9loreiie ibrer
GhneiDerin anaeaeben! !"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15
@fOeu6urG.

Oloenbura. Ser Sloenburaer
2anotag bemilligte $4,000 Wiart als
Yeitrag gum Sau elmer Q~uarantdne=
aniialt in Yremerbapen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15
MeGfen6ura

GtreliB. Tas bieiise 5eGnitum
batte iih aud I'M Sabre 1899 zines
iiberaus reaen Yeiudes al erireuen.
Sir oas @interbalbjabr l899-l9OO
iuaren bis Dor Sturgeon sd Setniter
einaeidriebcn. Sic Mbtbeiluna fir
glettrOte4nit erfdtrt cur .3eit ourd
umbau UNI Reuauslattuna oes Yratti=
tnnls cine tueienilide 8ersroBeruns uno
9ereideruns.
granrf&weig. Au9eft. Sippe.
@raundmeia. Sic Grri1tun9
lrr Nismarf-S dule auf Ter M5Ie 1T iept
D3llia 9eiinert. 10 paB nit Der Orunb-
fteihleguns uorausiidtli1 idon an l.
Mpril b. s. b%eArnneu iueroen fam.
Ser iiir bic Sdule getaufte Ylay lit
iiber stuei Morgcn aroB llno getudbrt
tie berrliGIte Musiint ms Qano binein.
Gle Yautoiien bclaufen iib auf q, 900
his $4,000 Miart. IS iilo tcrcits 49,
600 Wlait ourb Gammlunacn auiae.
brad.t. Sic mod iehlencen 5000 biz
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15

SarsapariIIa

blutreinigende Medizln.
Hoods Sarsaparilla wird Won allen Droguisten
fur 81; sechs fur So verkauft.
Won c. l. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass, prxparirt
Hoods Pillen kuriren TeSs,ksis,
Gallenleiden. Is cents. Bel Allen Droguisten.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-02-15

Gifl ais 3ua= uno GAIT
tbiere biirsern iid mehr uno mebr in
Berlin elm. 8eaenwdrti9 itellt man
0eriuhe on, iolte Grautbiere Dor
Gtlitten 81 ipannen.
gintaueno gbaefdirre
innerhalb elmer Stunoe su maiden unb
au trodnen. ioll uermittelii elmer Mo-
idine m6glih iein. Die in eiuem Yem
Oorter Sotel in Seniiguna lit.
Sic Merstinnen in Muf.
lamb taben es mad lanaem. seOul.
oiaem Sample enolih ourNaeieBt. ae-
iellihafilih uno politiId Den Nersten
oes Neldes uOllig 9leidaeiiellt gu mer-
ben.
Wegen Grpreuna muroe
Der Wilitdrdef petejaslamesep
bon SimIeropcl. &uBlano. Dor Sturgeon
gum Yerlulie ieines 9ianles. @oels.
ieiner Grben. ionie our Deportation
nod Sobolst. GiGirien, perurtbeilt.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20
President Mckinley. cOnV

President Mckinley. convinced that
his reelection is a vote of confidence in
the wisdom and patriotism of his admin
istration, and modestly c~onceding that
his cabinet advisors deserve much of he
for the successful guidance of the
ship of state, has requested that all or
them retain their portfolios during hi,
second term. They will all comply with
the executive desire except possibly At
torney General Griggs, whose private
( business imperatively demands his per-
sonal attention., much to his regret.
Never in the history of the nation did
the cabinet remain intact during a Sec
ond term, or SO nearly SO as it will IN
present instance.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

The Inter Mountain must decline to
credit the Standards story this morning
alleging the candidacy of Lieutenant
Governor Sprigss for short term SEN
ator in response to the demands of the
populists and the expressed desire OF
Hon. w. A. Clark: Lieutenant Governor
Spriggs, it is true, appointed Mr.. Clark
to fill the vacancy in the senate, but if
he did that from a sense of public duty
the offer of any reward for his act would
be wholly without reason. Besides, it is
currently reported tha Mr.. Spriggs is
not only not a candidate. but that he is
out openly and above board in favor Of
Hon. H. L. Frank.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20
THE ANTI-AMERICAN.

The country has not yet ceased to con-
graduate itself upon the defeat of Sena-
tor Pettigrew. 1t stands out as one of
the most happy of all the minor conse-
e of the election. and no voice-eN-
cept his owns heard to complain. Cred
tied with possessing no little ability, he
has of late devoted it wholly to offending
alike the intelligence and patriotismo of the
whole country. From being an ordinary
anti-imperialist he became an anti
American and ha just managed to keep
upon the hither side of overt treason. He
was long ago repudiated by Americans.
and his own state made the verdict eff
~fective.
1t was Senator Wo!cott who said of
the South Dakotan: scattered through
different communities in this country
there are citizens discontinued and I'M
happy who view the world with jaundic-
ed vision. They see some wicked motive
in the conduct Of everybody except them
selves. 1t is but a step from individual
hatred to national hatred. 1t is fitting
that such people be represented here, and
l know of nobody in the whole United
States SO fitted to speak for them as the
senator from South Dakota"
If there is a lesson in the passing OF
Pettigrew, it is that there is no room IN
this country for an anti-American, no
matter what party flag he sails under.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20
A strange case of the reversal of tn

A strange case of the reversal of the
natural order of things is now the sub
ject Of excited discussion among the
physicians of La Porte, Indiana, where
a Mrs. Avery, a patient in a hospital.
literally talked herself to death. About
ten days ago a mania for continuous
talking developed, and she soon became
uncomfortable. Fo three days the mai
ady gradually became worse and on the
fourth she died from exhaustion. AS
this is not the season of the spring bon
net, n as Mr.. Avery has been dead for
some years, the cause and effect of the
extraordinary case have developed a dis
cussion among the local medical frater-
nifty which threatens to send several OF
it's members after the unfortunate pa
tient by the same route.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

y Richard Croker. the most obnoxious
man in American politics, has returned
to England to remain indefinitely. He
makes his money by questionable means
in the game of politics, as boss of Tam
many hall in New York, and spends I,
on horses n fast living in England.
Yet he is no more popular there than
here. for. despite his fawning upon the
British mobiles he meets on the race
track, they fully understand that when
on this side of the ocean he ceases to be
an Anglo-man!ac and becomes a bitter
and noisy opponent of every British in
terest and desire. Croker is boss of the
most wicked and corrupt city in the
United States. That is the unique dis
tinction he enjoys in England. He was
also the BOBBY prize winner in the recent
campaign.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

One Of the issues upon which the r.
publican party was successful in the re
cent election was that Of it's hostility to
trusts. Its promise to regulate such
trusts as restrain trade and prevent
competition must be carried out in good
faith. while those which are conductet:
without injury to the public and which
give work and wages to the people
Should be protected in their just rights.
1t IS better that American trusts, en-
ploying American labor at American
wages and using American raw material
Should flourish than tina their business
be transferred to European countries
for the benefit of European capital anG
labor. consuming European raw mate-
rial. A man who can not understand
that proposition should be put In a
straight jacket. TIL democratic party
in the recent inveighed
against trusts without discrimination,
while the republican party proposed to
make proper distinctions and to sup
press only those which work an injury
to the people. IT is a fact beyond dis
pute that it is only by great conloina-
lions of capital n thorough organiza>
ton that American manufacturers are
| enabled to compete with the low-wagc
countries of Europe. without reducing
the standard of American wages.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

without blemish; but he has outlived hi,
capacity for public work and lags SUI
p%erfluous on the stage. like Morgan,
Jones. Pettus n other aged men, who
make three-day speeches and who FIJI the
Congressional Record and empty the
senate chamber when they talk. Thei-
proliXity is a public burden. With
honors thick upo them. they should re-
tire to the seclusion of their homes to
pass the evening of their lives and make
May for younger men like Hit. whose
services the country needs in these STIR
ring times when statesmen must work
more and talk less.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

The census shows the population OF
Hawaii to be 154, 001. The "one' is be-
lieved to be Prince David of Honolulu,
cratic convention at Kansas City and a
member of the committee on resolutions,
east the deciding vote which insured the
specific mention of silver in the plat
form finally adopted. Hon. Sam Hauser.
the from Montana, refused to
vote, but Prince David saved the issue,
SO that he deserves the distinction when
the census report gives him..
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

There is nothing worthy of replication
In the article of the Standard this
morning touching the dangerous
tendencies of Organism. The Stand
ards simple denials and confessions of
ignorance upon the points mentioned
prove nothing and do not controvert
anything the Inter Mountain set forth.
In regard to the silver plank of the
Bryan platform, however, we don't mind
repeating that it was meaningless and
hypocritical, because it contained no
mention of the legal tender quality of
the promised silver dollar. without which
It would be bullion and nothing else. II
1t was deemed necessary to mention the
ratio, why leave out the legal tender
provision contained in the platform OF
'96?
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

The Inter Mountains democratic CO.
temporaries are in error in suppos.ng
that this journal is defending the in
terests of any particular corporation in
this state. 1t has the same regard for
the rights of all mining companies, and
in calling attention to the fusion
schemes to smash them, is actuated by.
a desire to promote the interests of their
employees and insure continuous work for
them at good wages, rather than by any
wish to pose as the special champion of
capital or Of any particular mining
The interests of the Butte
business men also demand tina a halt
be called in the matter of the wild and
reckless plans of a few delnagogues who
propose, if given the power in the legls-
lature, to smash great mining concerns
in Montana under the idiotic impression
that they are trusts" Opposition to
hat sort of thing can not successfully
defender Of capitalists, great or small
Such opposition is based, as far as this
newspaper is concerned, upon solicitude
for the labor and business interests OF
the community and nothing else.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

In discussing the senatorial situation
for over a column the Inter Mountain
concludes by remarking: The selection
might easily develop some very interest
ing phases" That is true. but the Hon.
Lee Mantle will not be one of the phases.
Butte Miner.
The Inter Mountain discussed the SEN
atorial situation with entire courtesy to-
wards Mr.. Clark, and we advise the
Miner to emulate it's example. Mr..
Mantle is a private citizen. who may not
be a phase" Of the coming senatorial
election. But he was a phase five
years ago and his credentials were con-
sidered good in Washington.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

It is announced that Congressman r..
house committee on foreign affairs, ana
a man of distinguished ability and much
senate seat now occupied by Shelby NJ.
Cullom. The people of Illinois would
not repine should Mr.. Cullom be retired
in favor of the brilliant statesman who
seeks his place. Cullom is a faithful,
conservative and eminently respectable
man. whose record AZ q republican, Is
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

DR.. Ross. probing deeply into the PROD
lem set before him. n as a scientific
truth that the Monaghan birth rare.
under their low standard of life, is $ o
great that with unrestricted Monaghan
emigration the American standard could
not endure, and perhaps not the Ameri-
can people.
For the expression of these views DR..
Ross. Who, like .Agassia. is more than a
teacher-is an inspiration. has incurred
the enmity of certain powers back of ths
university.
The San Francisco Chronicle doubt-
less reflects the sentiment of California
when it says: :.
If there was a tenth part of the unity
Of feeling among educational men that
exists among the carpenters of this city
there would not by tonight remain a
trustee or a professor or a student in
Stanford university. The president of
the university was evidently opposed to
the dismissal, but if he himself remains
in his position no power on earth can
remove the responsibility from his shout
ders. The trustee who consents longer
to serve the institution must share in
the guilt of the suppression of thought
and the AMUSEMENT of manhood.
If the principle of free speech We're
really in danger OF being overthrown in
our institutions of learning. the situa-
ton would indeed be a grave one, but
the storm of protest that has arisen over
the removal of DR.. Ross clearly shows
that there is no need of alarm on that
score. Incidentally. the affair has
brought the subject into greater promi-
hence and has started a wider discus
sion han DR.. Ross could hope to accom-
plish.
After reviewing all that has been adj
duced since last Wednesday concerning
the removal of DR.. Ross. it is reasonably
clear that a woman's whim is at the
bottom of it, and it is about the only
unworthy whim that has influenced Mrs.
Stanford since the great university was
projected.
1t is unfortunate, too. that the chief in
jury from It all will fall pom the uni
versity. h following from the San
Francisco Bulletin indicates that this is
already recognized:
THE enforced resignation of DIR. Ross
from his position as professor OF So
GEOLOGY at the Stanford university is at
tracing irvidious attention to that in
stitution. Discussion OF its aims and
the methods by which it is conducted,
and even of the necessity for its exist
ence. has been invited by the revelation
that it is being dominated in fact as
we'll as by repute by an old lady who
never was trained for the directing CT
the education of the young Ii is almost
certain hat this Will prove a blow to this
university of which many Californian,
have been wont to boast. If the facts
had been made known before the recent
election there is very little reason to
doubt that the constitutional amend
ment submitted to the people in aid OF
the institution would have been rejected
by a large majority"
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

standards lists, and challenges that
paper to a showdown of its business for
the past six months. 1t is time for the
advertisers to know the facts. The
Inter Mountain has as many subscribers
and more readers than the Standard. 1t
beats the Standard and Miner combined
on street sales, and beats the Miner
nearly two to one on circulation.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

The Standard continues to print its
fairy tale about having a larger circu-
tation than all other papers combined.
OF course 1t is absurd, The Inter Noun
tain alone invites a comparison with the
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20
The Spice 81 Life.
THE TRUTH IN JEST.

Il wanted to go out shopping today
sighed young Mrs. Maddox, but !
ouldn on account of the ain
wanted to try to get something for
nothing, as usual. l suppose said her
husband, attempting to be facetious.
We'll, 1 did think of getting you some
neckwear," replied Mrs. Maddox, mao
cently.-Smart Set.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

Up to date. Mr.. Bryan has announced
that he won't be a minister. won't be
an editor, won't be a farmer, won't be a
lecturer. won't be a banker. BY the
time he gets through the list, M. Bryan
may conclude that he won't be any
thing.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20
REGRETS.

"On the dead" said Ananias. Il wish
l had never done it,"
"Yes?" responded the attan liant imp.
Yes. l am getting mighty tired of be-
ing derided as an amateur every presi-
Dental Observation-Disclosures Press.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20
THEIR OPINIONS.

Crimsonbeak-I got the opinions of two
eminent lawyers on a certain question
of law the other day.
Yeast-Were their opinions the same
Yes; SIS each.'-Yonkers Statesman.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20
THE DOCTORS TREAT

Nisitor-Say, are you de guy wot treats
fellers as gifts jagged?
DR.. Glitter treat ine5riaraS.
Visitor-Well, I'm n q dem ~fellers,
an seem it's your trea.. you kin gimme
a little whisky.-Chicago News.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20
ONE FORaCHINA.

China is backward in everything,
said the newspaper boarder.
That may be-" said the tea clerk
''but John Chinaman had been wearing
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

The Muscular says Missoula is short
on ice. That has a pleasant sound up
this way.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20
HER PREFERENCE,

Clerk-Perhaps you'd like to look at
some goods a little more expensive than
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-11-20

Shopper-Not necessarily, but l would
like to look at some of better quality
Philadelphia Press.