The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1900-02-02
Editorial and Otherwise.

Time will even up all things.
An ace in the hand is worth four in the
pack.
Henpecked husbands have hard time
in this world.
The good and pure will get their re-
ward hereafter.
A rousing time is apt to occur just be-
fore breakfast.
II you would be happy never borrow
trouble or lend money.
It's wise father who knows his own
son after term at college.
The Lord never make mistake in
marking his fellow creatures.
Marriage is the one thing required to
complete a girls education.
Some people are never so happy as
when they have bad news to tell.
The man who lives to please himself
will find that he has hard master.
Many men tie their horses very care
fully, but let their tongues run loose.
The devil will get the man that. beats
the poor country editor. That's no joke.
Some people who want the earth will
resort to dirty tricks to gain their point
To have to threaten is one of the most
dangersous duties any one can perform.
"Hobo printers" with few exceptions,
are dead beats of the first water. This
| is no lie.
| The man who thinks life isn't worth
living probably makes it SO for his wife
at home.
Enthusiasm divorced from common
sense usually ends in uncommon non
sense.
If q mans good resolution lives only q
week, he is still better for having made
one.
Samson was the first actor to bring
down a house-and he was killed in the
fall.
When married woman holds the
purse strings her husband is apt to say
some curse things.
Once in great while the golden
dreams of youth become in after years Q
leadpipe cinch on millions.
When man relies implicitly on the
correctness of his timepiece it shows
that he has faith in good works.
Some teachers who have taught the
young idea how to shoot, apparently
did not know 1t was loaded.
The man who says he will get even
with you will bear close watching That
fellow would rob grave yard.
Even dude has his uses in the world
lie is standing example to other young
men of what they should avoid.
A Berlin physiacian gravely announces
that "man can get along easily without
liquor" If he refers to walking straight
he is quite right.
A man may get more sense as he
grows older, but he doesn't have half as
much fun.
Hanna will demand cash in advance
for all favors for the forthcoming Re
publican convention.
People never fail to appreciate good
ness. But you can't fool them witt
bogus goodness.
You can usually pacify the man who
lectures you on the wickedness of smok
ing cigar by offering him one.
The Commonwealth says that the
man who runs q blind tiger ought to bt
In the penitentiary or in hell.
There are l92,36S colored children
against l67, IFS white children enrolled II
the public schools Of the State.
The dude who wears an extremly higf
collar looks as though somebody hat
given him cuff in the neck.
The wise man seeks woman with al
independent fortune rather than for
tune with an independant woman at
tachcd.
! It doesn't matter how loose the en-
gagement ring may be, the diamon'
never slips around out Of sight Oh u girl
finger.
Figures may not lie, but when gir
looks like 100 pounds and only pulls tn
: scales down at ll6, there is something
wrong somewhere.
It is said that the night-signal Of tn
Beers, Of which only three can be sen
per minute, may be seen ten or twelv
miles. The German code is used.
Quite novel mode of fishing was SUI
cessfully practiced by man in Hager'
town, Md. He shot ~ white sucker
from 10 to twelve inches in lengt
through 5-inch Ice, with shot gun.
A man has to be pretty clever flnar
cier to palm of = hard-luck story as co
lateral for loan. He Is apt to be met b
the other fellow with harder-luck stor
than his own.
Chicago now has an automibile FIR
wagon. Chemical tanks, hose, etc., ar
carried In the new wagon, and there al
, seats along the side for the firemen. Th
vehicle is run by electricity and make
ten miles an hour.
A keen observer Of men and wome
and girls has noted that when girl n