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Washington Star: "'Tdin' de loss Of
money dat hurts when you pays u lee
ton bet" said Uncle Eben. tits havin'
de yuther Teller believe he was so much
smahter dan you, and perducin' tn doe
uments to prove it,"
a Village Blacksmith saved His Lit
tie sons Lii fC.
Mr.. Ii. H. Black, the we'll known vii
slagc blacksmith at Grahamsyille. Sulii-
van county, N. Y, says: "Our little son,
five years old, has always been subject to.
Group, and 80 bad lave the attacks been
that We have feared many times that he
would die. We have had the doctor and
used rany medicines, but Chamherlain's
Cough Remedy is now our sole reliance.
1t seems to dissolve the tough mucous and
by giving frequent doses when the Group
symptoms appear we have found that tile
dreaded Group is cured before 1t gets
settled" There is no danger in giving
this remedy. for 1t contains no opium or
other injurious drug and may be given
as confidently to a babe as to an adult,
For sale by +. r. Miller, druggist.
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CAVE The Children.
0nDrMNcHeLlS
7ee1hinG SH7,xLp,

Regulates the bowels; assists dentlilon; cures diarrhss
and d~ysentey in the worst forms; cures canker sore
throat; is a certain preventive Of %diptheria: quiets and
scothes all pain; inyisorates the stomach and bowels
corrects all acIdIy; will cure gripping In the bowels and
wind collie. Mothers try this good safe Syrup.
DR.. JnqNe'S German Form Cakes
destroy worms Il remove them from tile system
Prepared by Emmeft Proprietary Co., Chicago, III.
FOR SALE BY II. E. MILLER.
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has for nearly sixty years been
recognized as the Peoples Ma
tional Family Newspaper, for
farmers and villagers. Its
splendid Agricultural Depart
ment, Its reliable market re-
ports, recognized authority
throughout the country; its
fashion notes. its Science and
Mechanics Department, its
fascinating short stories, etc.,
etc., render 1t Indispensable in
every family. Regular sab
scriptiOn price, S1.OO
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TO remove a troublesome corn or bun
Ion: First soak the corn or bunlon In
warm water to soften it, then pare 1t
down as closely as possible without
drawing blood and apply Chamberlaln's
Pain Balm twice daily; rubbing yigor-
l0usly for five minutes at each applica-
|tion. A corn plaster should be worn for
a few days to protect IT from the shoe.
As q general IMMINENT for spraiDs, lams-
ness, bruises. and rheumatism Pain
Balm Is u%nequaled. Sold by F. E. Miller.
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rbs h ng@ ws nmmS tS snnstr hh fS more han one Of the above publications connection wit
Address THE TRIBUNE. New-York CITY.
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It'll The Tribune wc otter to those WHO desire Ia secure the best mage
md agricultural Journals. tho following splendid Inducements:
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shiIoh's Consumptlons Cure Il sold BY am
ruggists At GOO, 60c,s0t.00 . bottie.eSA
II you are mot satisfied 30 to your druggist
and get your money back.
without cost to YOU, ST Wells 8 10, IeRoy,Ns
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26

Whatever may be the points Of con
trast between US, there IS no doubt TINT
Americans In ever increasing numbers
are settling in England 1t Is remark
able how many have made permanent
homes In London. They Ike TO lie
there.
When an American has made for
tune, he finds 1t almost impossible 10
live quietly in his own country Thor
IS something in the very atmosphere ~
the United States that makes people
wish to burn the candle mt both ends
over here they may subdue the Incan
descence to the yerlest glImmer lat
chief among the attractions that tins
country has for Americans Is that They
can escape the newspapers. Here
wealthy persons can spend their money
as freely as they wish, and they sti!i
remain private persons.
These are some OF the reasons why
the American colony In the British ~,
tropolis grows every year. But there
Is more subtle reason. Americans
love to come here. The writer has
talked to very many Americans, and
almost all of them admit that IN com
ing to England they are coming 10 a
place for which they have great re-
spcct and love, where they expect 10
find everything finished and orderly
aud qulet.-London Telegraph.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26
Nature Is Kind In California.

The New England farmer must f6rti-
fy himself in his stronghold against the
seasons lie must be ready To adnpt
himself TO year that permits him Ia
prosper only upon decidedly hard
terms, says The international Monthly.
But the Californian IN the country has
during the drought more leisure unless.
indeed his ambition for wealth too
much engrosses him. Ills horses are
easily. lie Is able TO supply his table
with fewer purchases with less com
mercial independence.
His position is therefore less that Of
the knight In his castle and more that
of the free dweller In the summer cot
tage, who is, indeed, not mt leisure but
can easily determine how he shall be
busy. 1t is of little importance 10 him
who his next neighbor is. At pleasure
he can ride or drive to find his friends.
can choose, like the southern planter Of
former days. his own range Of hospital
ity; can devote himself, II n man of
cultivation, TO reading during good
many hours ut his own choice or If n
man OF sport, can find during a great
part of the year easy opportunities for
hunting or for camping both by him
self and for the young people of his
family.
In the dry season he knows before
hand what engagements can lie made
without regard to the state OF the
weather, since the state of the weather
Is predetermined.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26
A MUTUAL SURPRISE.
Pie Meeting Between an Ambitious
Hunter and His First Grizzly,

In sketches of Life In the Golden
State Colonel Albert S. Evans tells an
amusing anecdote of nm ambitious
hunter who met his first grizzly bear
in procession. The incident occurred
IN the woods near the site Of the pres
ent town of Monterey.
The hunter sat down to rest In the
shade of tree and unwittlngly went
10 sleep. When he woke, 1t was near
sunset, and he sat up, rubbing his eyes
and contemplating a return to his hotel
several miles distant.
Just then rustling and cracking
noise from clump of chaparral about
100 yards away attracted hls attention.
Out walked n grizzly bear monarch
OF his kind. He yawned, licked his
jaws and then advanced toward the
tree where our hunter sat, but evident
~ was unconscious of his presence.
His grizzly majesty had proceeded
about 20 PAGES when Il female bear fol
lowed him, and an instant later third
grizzly followed her Mt slow, sham
| bling pace.
The hunter sat spellbound with ter
ror as the procession came toward him
until the forward grizzly was within
| 80 yards. Then, scarcely realizing
what he did, he sprang to his feet and
uttered freuzled yell-yell upon yell
The effect was magical The fore
most bear sprang into the mir, turned
sharply about, knocked the female
down, rolled over her gathered himself
up and boltcd like 40 carloads of
rock going down shoot" straight for
the chnparral again. the other two
bears close mt his heels and never turn
Ing TO see what had frightened them.
The hunter seeing the enemy re-
treating, sprang 10 his feet and fled ut
top speed for the hotel, leaving hat and
gun behind. The truth of his Wild and
startling tale was proved the next day
by the numerous bear tracks of differ
ent sizes found IN the marshy ground
near by. But the three bears had gone
off beyond pursuit.
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mill, and the first lumber turned ogt
was wanted for the erection Of 4
church. Because the old man was ASA,
ed to make discount In price In fayor
OF the Lord. as 1t We're, he shul down
the mill, boarded UP doors aud win
dows, and the saws never turned a4ajn
He bought two stores and five on six
houses and shut them up. aud he
bought every improvement for the ben
eft of the town. On the other hand,
he lent men money at n low rate of in
terest to make improvements cncour
aged people TO settle there and built
the first schoolhouse entirely at his
own expense.
While owning five or six comforta
BILE houses, which were empty Old
Parker lived alone IN n miserable shan
ty and cooked and washed and mend
ed for himself. No one WAS ever per
mitted to enter his house, and he never
entered the home Of any one else
There were a few men with whom he
would converse, but he did not give
them his confidence. There VAS no
mourning In Red Oak when 1t became
known one morning that old Parker
had been found dead in his shanty.
The feeling was rather one OF relief
and congratulation. 1t was soon ascer
tanned that his affairs we e In mud
die. He had left no WILL and the pa
pers in the hands of his lawyers did
not represent the half of his posses
slons 1t was hardly fortnight be-
fore a brother and sister turned up,
each claiming the estate, and through
them 1t was learned that the old man
must have been possessed Of at least
So, 200 In gold when he died. OF this
sum only about $500 could be found.
The town was turned upside down
over the affair, and 1t had got into
court when we moved into the village.
That was in mldwinter As n boy, |
could not understand or interest my
self In the legal complications Of the
case, but the fact that old Parker had
hidden n big lot of gold somewhere
appealed to me very strongly. The
sawmill and all his houses were search
ed, but no trace could be found
1t was generally believed that he had
buried 1t, but until the snow melted no
effort could be made TO find the cache.
On the 18th day of March, with six
inches Of snow still on the ground.
went with my father into the woods
after load Of wood. We had yoke
of oxen and sled, and when the first
load was heaped up my father drove
off with It and left me behind to cut
down dead ash and clear road
around bit or n swamp.
After he was out of sight sat down
on a log TO watch a rabbit hopping
about | may have spent five min
utes watching the animal when a
slight noise at my right startled me.
and | looked around TO find old John
Parker sitting within ten feet OF rue.
He had been described SO often that
there could be no mistake. It was the
little old man with the stoop shout
ders, the long hair, the seedy gar
ments, the catskin cap he wore every
dag In the year He had dry hacking
cough; be had bushy gray eyebrows;
he had missing teeth He sat there
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and rubbed his skinny hands together
and looked at the ground at his feet.
and took int every detail as clearly
as you seeSthis print before You.
Was frightened? Strangely enough.
/ was not. Perhaps this was because
i had never seen the old man when
living He looked so real before me
that l never thought OF spooks or
ghosts. Issimply believed that his
dying had been mistake chat he had
gone away instead OF dying. / WAS no
moro In fear Of him than of the trees
about me. l wondered bit low he
could have approached me 50 closely
without,my having heard linn. Tor the
snow had "A frosty.crust To It, but there
he was.snnd 1t was not long before
said TO him:
Did you come out here TO see my
father?'
Old John did not look about. though
he continued TO rub his hands. | r.
peated the question in louder voice.
but the result was the same. | looked
to see II he had an aN or = III, hut
nothing was in sight. so far a. ,ooil
tell. he had not yet seen me, aiid feel
ing bit embarrassed over the sltua
ton, rose up and moved over TO make
my presence known. | had started 10
repeat my question, and my eyes We're
full on him, when he dissolved. He
faded out OF my eyes as a wet finger
mark fades from school slate. AMI /
found myself looking nj SNOW cover
ed log. 1 looked for his trucks, but
there was none. | looked for the Spuf
where he had sat, but the SNOW had e Il
been disturbed in the slightest | d.d
not have II fit of the shiNers and rsu
away. 1t was II suushlny day. ana |
thought the glare on the snow had 4
some way played me trick. H., 3
the tree down and the road oleaHed
when father returned, and when told
him of my strange visitor | expected
TO be laughed at Indeed laughed Ms
| told II, but father didn't lie hrgnh
TO question me very closely. and 10y
the time he had loaded the sled could
see that lie took the matter seriously.
When we were ready 10 go. he asked
me TO point out the exact spot where
old John had sat. This was easy
enough to know, as my own tracks
were there In the SNOW. The SNOW On
the log wns piled up and frozen hard,
but father soon cleared 1t Off With the
nix. Then he pounded ON the log. found
1t hollow and cut into II. He had hard
ly struck 90 blows when there e1Iae 4,
sound to show that the aX had siW *
something besides wood. and hte hail
utes later we had old rarkcrs mlss,@s
gold out OF the hollow log. II WIS Ia
two tin boxes, AMI there We're nam
papers with 1t 10 clenr up tac mystery
OF his life and assist the heirs III set
Ting up the estate. They were gener
Gus to me In settlement, and 1t WAS
part of the legal records of the county
that l saw ghost at o'clock In tho
afternoon of bright day and recover
ed the treasure because Of II,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26

\ French scientist las determined
that the military and naval professions
most quickly wear out the brain out
Of 100000 naval aud military meu l&'
are confirmed luualics Next come the
liberal professions, artists heading the
list, followed eleselY bY lawyers and,
more dslantly by doctors. clergy, lit
ernry men and civil servants. The
number Of those who 90 mad Is ~ 10
each 1Doca0 Domestic servants and
day laborcrs luu tie professional men
very close. ecnding 10 out Of each
100000 10 the asylum. These are fol
lowed at Il long distance Icy mechanics.
only GO Of whom 20 mad In each 100
900 And The group which Is most IA
yorablc to sanity rs, contrary 10 gcnci-
a BELIEF, that OF commercial meH.
which sends only Y out Of 10000 to
the asylum.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26
SINKING SHIPS.
They Don't iLuger In Midocean, but
Go "a the nott0m.

They Don't iLuger In Mtdoeean, but
Go "a the nOtt0m.
What becomes of the ships that sink
nj sen? DO they 70 all the way to the
bottom or do they meet somewhere UNI
der the surface Il certain pressure that
buoys them UP aud holds them In equi-
llbrlum? Somebody. we forget who 1t
IL. has given rein to his grewsome fan
cy and pictured all the ships TINT have
been lost In mldoeean as wandering
about like 80 many ghosts half way be-
tween the surface and the bottom.
There Is no foundation whatever for
such notion, though many persons
have II. Any object that viii sink be-
meath the surface of the sea Will go all
tho way to the bottom. The pressure
encountered on the way down. which Is
simply enormous In the deeper parts,
has nothing TO do with the objects
sinking for 1t Is exerted on the object
as well MS on the water, thus equallzIng
the conditions.
The rcasony SAph,eet s,uKs to the
bottom ~ InHt ~ is not oonnresst-
blc ut leust It Is so little so that its dem
silly ut the bottom of the sea Is only n tri-
nc grentcr than 1t IL at the surface. Sci
entIsts tell us that the water ut the bot
tom Is Just about M much denscr than
the water at the surface MS sea water
IS dcnscr than fresh wuter.
This slight difference In density.
therefore. does not and cannot stop the
downward course of Il sinking ship or
any object that tx heavy enough to
sink rapidly beneath the surface. Pres
sure. rs we have said, Is not factor
In the cnsc mt alI.--Chlcago Record
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! Old Parker S Ghost
BY N. Quad.
COPYRIGHT. 19o5. nv c. s~is,
~ % e%-S-9v %

That l really and truly saw n ghost
on II certain occasion IS n matter ef t.,
gal record, and l believe 1t is the only
ghost ever legally known 10 comma
nifty
was a boy Of II when the family
emlgrated from Ohio 10 Michigan and
settled in town Of | 500 people Thrrc
had Just died citizen named John
Parker. who was always referred to as
old Parker. He was one OF the p.o-
neers Of the town. and his eceentr;ei-
ties had greatly retarded ts growth.
No one ever learned where he came
from or anything about his private
life. He eame alone. lived alone aud
died alone. He was queer looking
little old man, stoop shoulered Of
stumbling gait. aud there were days
when he refused TO speak 10 auy ON
lie bought 200 town lois and then IT,
fused to sell or lease He built a saw.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26

Abraham Lincoln Wos captain Of
Illinois volunteers in the Black li1tE
war. Mr.. Norman IIapGo0l IN lHt
"Llfe or Lincoln" relates that during
this campaign Lincoln once bad bis
company marching ia II column - men
wide when he was suddenly confront
ed with II high fence with an open
gate, through which only one man
could pass Mt II time. lie had no idea
Of the proper way TO get his mon into
single file, 80 he halted the compan2
aud said
This company IS dismissed, bat il
will como together Immediately after
getting through that gate
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26

The professor happened in ut the
Doctors the other morning and found
him polishing the belongings on the
sldeboard
Improving The shining hours, are
you?" hc yaid
mo. sir" replied the doctor PIN
improving the shining ewcrs
Him CALCULATED the professor
Whose are tAeyf"
"Theyra ours
"WcIl. isn't that what / saldT-Cht
cago Tribune
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26

The ast Of manicure Is many ccntu-
rles old. having had III birth in the dim
old converts OF France where the pa
tlent nuns practlced It on the hands OF
the noble ladies brought up Within
thpir walls
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26
Ion nenned.

NO" said Farmer Meddergrass.
Chat Boston Teller that comes here TO
run the paper doesn't seem TO get along
very well. Our folks amt much for
style, an when he referred 10 skin
game as AN epldermal pastime' they
thought he was becomin a little too
highfalutin." -Baltimor American
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26

81 told that Boston girl ! didn't like
Emerson"
"Nyas she displeasedf'
'Dlspleased7 She got nearly as mad
az she did when said that beans
could be baked without salt pork
Chicago Record.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26
STORM IN THE SUMNER.

Storm in the summers mighty funny thing.
Like woman's temper when Il takes a fling.
Comes Of a sudden aud you don't know why;
You start in guessing, and its all gone by;
Swish and sweep, and its In full blast
You catch your breath. and its flown clear past.
Thunder and lightning and sulphur in the at,
And the very next minute the sun shines fair!
And It's Just this way that the truth Is sEoWn
WHY sweet Dame Nature Is woman known.
She can nurse her wrath through mighty long
truce,
But ii breaks for keeps when it Goes brc4a loese.
Aud She storms like tytant and mabes tim =
hum
Til its easy 10 believe that is Lins dom COM.
And all OF sudden there's mercy In her eve
And she laughs and dimpies. aud The storms one
hyl
Ripley D Saunders in st Louis Republic
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26

A man Is a fool to be Jealous Of
good woman and he Is fool to be
jealous of worthless one Now draw
your own conclusions. Chicago News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26
ASPIRATION.

envy not ths sun his lavish light
but oh, to,bs the one pale orb Of night,
In silence.sud along, eommuninS with mine own
envy nQtSths'rainst THAT treshcus all
Tho parching hill and plain; but oh. the small
htdewdrop now TO be, my MONDAY fewer. ~
theel&
John II. Tabb In llarpers Magazine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26

Mary I'm positive Fred loves ne
and intends to make me his wife.
Helen Why? Has he proposed yet?
Mary 40. but he dlslikcs mother
more every time he sees her.-Jugend.
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warning nr. w.

Wlmblc \ judge IN one Of the courts
has decided that man has right TO
remain oHt all night II he wants to.
Mrs W. Don't let that worry you,
Wimbic. That Judge hasn't jurisdiction
In this household Boston Transcript
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EIttIns

A tailor made suit Is sometimes fol-
lowed 10y n lawyer made suit and this
IN turn 10y nonsuIt st. PAU Dis
patch.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26

Small DO you know her,

Mr. Small DO you know her
Mrs. Smull-Only by reputation Her
husband * the inventor of the cnsh
register for married mems trousers
pockets Inslec's Magazine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26

Standing around the streets is not
the only way Of loafng. -Atchison
Globe
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26
Rouse fme Liver

Cure Sick Headache, Bill
iousness, Sour Stomach,
and Constipation. Sold
everywhere, 25c. per box.
Prepared by {. / Hood & Co, Lowell. Mass.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-12-26
HOODS Pills

Are prepared from Ma.
lures mild laxatives, and
while gentle are reliable
and efficient. They
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ADVERTISING RATES.

l Square about / inchesl, time, -
- % q times. T25
a diminished ratio for large advertisements
and for those running for long periods.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1900-05-16
NDoen Snoie,t.

s @nsIunos 1noerbus bIeu Stuts:
minitteren for Subien, 9oro George
> a m II OF forleoen lpur9t, ON Np=
ben / Snbien iuureoe til 8Iaoenes Gill
orin9er beraf. 9an iuareoe betrGf tenoe
o9 tiIfeieoe, at enseIife Oficerer par
ienbt til be nsoIibenoe @9ne for at ass
iIlere be inbfpbte Gmbebsmano, Os Der
par % uiIbe frembeles bIiue opta9et
9aon at ben inbilte Staggering for at
mebe be npouenbtse llbsifter til 9i9Ip.
Cir Jruncis RcQeun, 9pieites
retsbommer / Ben9aIen og 6ormano for
0iGIpefomitetu, bar telesraferet til
9orbmapor % no n, 9onbon, Der bar
ct 6uno pau f23O, 900, at nu er netop
Iioen, oa Der trGn9es til gense for at
ffafis gsnberne Sab os Er9fbpr, oa
bet nu er beres Saatib.
gn Go~rrelponoenf ltrioer meo pope
goif, at bet er umuIt9t enbO9 at 9iue
golf en- sS5be ON, buoroan GiIitonoen er.
ON be lite bar erfaret noset Iisnenbe.
Der er obelust en- Afsrste at 6usbs til
ca. flo, 900 900 geroi O9 8Omulo til
&, 600, 900 8arOi, mebens ben fGbs
uanlise fore 9prfrOuuI lite fiuOss uben
for 8snsaIen % be nOrbueifIise PrOs
uinier. aIene Bombay 9rOuinisn bar
mifet els, 600, 900 / 5DOeuurer Os
f3, 900, 900 t 8OmuIb. @nonu pGrre
enb alt bette er, at iaa %umaabeIis mango
Rreaturer Dor Of Mansel paa 6eoe %
8ritfe.