The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11

WHITE, even teeth, but nature. Just TO
| prove that she never made anyone per-
| Iecl. mad so ordained that two or three
OF. Iour OF the eeth should decay wee
little bit.
The woman discovered this betimes
ana forthwith went to a dentist.
The dentist was a young graduate. Hs
was handsome. He had a pleasing. i'm
pressIVe personality and always knew
now to mold his Own-or somebody eIse's
LAY after day the young woman called
on the young dentist. The first day he
smiled and she smiled. The second dav
ne smiled more and she smiled more.
The third day he became a little brave
and took a kiss. She blushed. Each
succeeding day he took a kiss.
On the last day the dentist made out
MS Dill In consideration OF the fact
that the husband of the young woman
was rich he made the bill accordingly.
The woman studied it closely.
Hadn't you better receipt that biIl?"
she asked
20, certainly And he did so.
she walked out of the office without
paying the bill. She told her husband
an and her many friends all. She
laughed' ne laughed, they all laughed
And now it is: -.
How much do you paw for Won,
kisses, dOctor?''
Moral; Steal kisses from pretty wom-
EN- whenever you get the chance. but
take mighty good care that people do
not find it out
Looking for fiat Ell? One of those
Steam-heated buildings, seven stories
high, elevator when you can't use # @anG
all those up-to-date improvements which
pIodding genius invented. but the own
er forgot TO put in. = :. =.
Drop 1t, my friend, drop it, Rent a
house and move in at once but for
heavens sake remove that fiat idea
from your mind at once Take a fools.
advice and shun the apartment house as
you would bad. liquor.
w nat are my reasons?
My boy, L1reside in d, fiat but I am
going to- move, and that in a hurry. L
maven t unburdehed- yet, but [ am going
TO tell you, for 1 think it's my duty, See
ing that you have got. the aaDarfmert
mouse idea in your head. It's on the dead.
no josh, but / hope it will serve as an +
example .- -
My fiat, you know, is a six-story.- af4
fair5 sky scraper, In fact, but Hat lust
the same. All rooms front the main
stairway. and you find your. own by the
number II you happen to be new and by
acquaintance as your monthly deposit OF
so much per grows in extent Wen t6-5
De snort, L live on the third floor. and
when not In a hurry use the elevator.
but the other evening some eviI-minded
genius induced me to climb the stairs
Whlch L did at the rate of about two
steps at heap. Swinging around tine
corner | grasped knob, opened the door
with jerk, and stopped. The room was
Ia1nlllar, the surrounding the same as
mad greeted me of old, but the presence
or man; horrors, L can feel it yet.
And talking to my wife, too who in a
corner on a chair sat with her face COW
eced while the word my dear caused me
to take a frenzied step forward. The
man turned and the woman came for
ward. lie scowled and she smiled. but
L waited for nothing else -
I fled. --. e,
arrived breathfess at my own fat
and sank into a chair, but I was agf-~
tated. and my wife, who greeted me.
wanted to know. what was the matter.
didn tell her, but L did lots of think
ed elevator boy -. r.
, Fake victims advice and not do it.
l am going to move" 80