The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-16

Bed-Room and landed him IN a Suite that
be cali a Suit.
Tie crowded his Luck ana Parlec1 his
Bets Things came his way and be- de-
ridcd that he might as well begin to
Mlrele with the Face Cards and make up
for Lost Time. lie had rad in "A Bitter
Editorial somewhere that nny one who
had the stun could work the open Sc
Same on the 20 aud Dee WAS wi ling 70
reinQIIsh O few shares ~ Santa o. Pre-
fcrred in order 10 see his Some linked
with those Of the Butterfiiea OF Fashion.
tie hal noticed that every one Made Fun
o. the People in Society and tried % get
Acquainted with them and he was will
ing 90 bee a Member ~ the De pissed Fac
ton. Besides he wanted Ca take a Fan
out ~ the Social life OF the Time IN
order 70 appease his Curiosity ana flud
out n u was a Gay as 70 had seemed TO
ono standing outside with the Goodman
and getting now and thcn a Glimpse
through the Plate Glass Window
piano-Player who went right into
the Best House unless they happened
90 hear about H iu Time said he would
Fix 90 Tor him So the Han Bed-Room
Man had a bot - Clothes made with SILK
Lining. whether IL showed or not. for he
was Determined 10 be- the real Peruvian
Doughnuts. ana there wasn't a Thing
10 a.
, he realized that he would have 10 get
some Inside Information on Etiquette,
/ Table Manner and Good Form. bat he
| thought about three Lessons would put
him Ia Condition tosaunter into any Draw-
ing Room ana Get Everybody 70 Whisper
Ing abou, him.
There we're iiisi a fcw Points that he
l wanted 20 siraishten ont before DE took
/ his Header into the swim. lie had heard
/ that Il True Gentleman must or must not
| wear Bob-Tailed Coat with a Tai Hat
| but be could not remember which. FUR
/ thcrmore he rad a Dim Idea that any
one wearing Tuxedo would have Co cut
OUT the Tan snoe or else have the 10 81
ncttos pointed al him he ~ IA heard also
that Il was considered Rough work 90 eat
Peas with a Spoon. or possibly Fork.
or perhaps Knife. SO he always parsei
up the Petit Pols when any one ts
watching him. and merely ate little
Bread with a Fork. because that wa a
Clnch.
The Piano Player had suggested 20 him
in rounda bout Way that any one who
put "a Napkin lrsidc 81 his Collar or wore
"a striped Bow with Foul Dress would be-
termed Il Cad by those who had been as
far as Boston and Back and never 20
wear yellow Gloves at Ball. or ii would
be a Case % the Blue Wagon.
lie found N was quite "a Jump from a
I HnN heirloom anu a AAh'iAlf-AHffNtA'tt t"'tt
I for &c 20 the Society Of Large Gloomy
Ladies who used the Side Of the spoon in-
stead OF the End and could pronounce
Blanc Mango wi'hou CULVER. He began
10 understand chat be had shouldsred
quite a Contract when be tried 10 break
away from the Herd and run forward with
tho Bcll-Cows.
ssnl. he made a Flying Start The p
I auo- Player worked him into a Dinner
Party. because nearly every one had sent
REGRETS on account ~ the Hostess being
seen a great deal with her Illus band and
Al was supposed there must bc something
Wrong Besides. she q "A not want to have
lust Thirteen a. the Table. and that IS
how the Hall Bel-Room Man wedEed IN.
tic received his Invitation az 6.i5. and at
Gas he was on the SPOT WIKI "a new Pair
81 Patent Leafhers that stiil showed he
size Mark on the Bottom when he jaunt-
iiy crossed his Legs 10 show that he was
az Ease.
He noticed that he was Tho only Cen
tcmau present who wore Turquo Q
Studs. with a Black Handkerchief folded
across the Abdominal Region 50 as 70