Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-12-05


natured?' Easy enough. She never : :
cultlyates any opinions of her own,
Brooklyn Life. ,.es...
Did that girl encourage You anygr
well, when called she n't,appear :,
herself, but she sent her mother IN tn =
see me instead of her father"-Indian-' .
apollo Journal. - i, Ia
Suggestion We need a et1as
set Of china, dear This one is nearly
gone. Husband-Why don't you wait
until we get new cook and start eyeny
-Harper's Bazaar :.
Does this climate agree with your"
said the solicitous person. every sell e.
dom.' answered the man of serious
mein. ''I'm a professional weather 2
prophet. ."-Washington Star.
Tommy-Pop, what does 1t mean TO
fritter your time away? Tommys' Pop
oh, that's just another way of ex-
pressing the futility of arguing with a
Philadelphia Record.
what makes you look so gloomy ?"
81 just had an awful shock a"Did you.
really?' "Yes, Just heard man who
is the same age as myself referred to
as old philadelphia Press
isn't that prominent politician some
thing OF an egotlst?' II think SO; he
won't even let his wlfe's photograph be
taken without his bust In the back. :,
ground. d."-Indlanapolis journal.
"Johnnyl Johnnyt You're so noisy.
I'm going to have rubber soles put on
all your Shoes" That's great, ma
And, oh, ma. get me some rubber cl
bows, too!"-Indianapo Journal
mo. Tommie, dear, you don't get any
more jam. Next time. when you have 1
been II very good child, you get some
more" 'sSay, mother. do you think it
will keep 80 long?"-Brooklyn Life.
Mrs. Smith-So Hattie is going to-
marry Mr.. Stlckker, after all? Mrs
Brownies she was forced to it. 1t
was the only way of ever having an
evening to herself.-Boston Transcript.
why do you leave your windows .
open at night? Aren't you afraid of
burglars?" "Yes, that's the reason. Ii
keep the windows shut they'd proba-
bly, break the. glass;" Philadelphia
Press.
His -Costigan-Casey hozn't
drank a dhrop since he took out the
accident policy" Cassidy-Whoy; Cos
tgan-He sez he's noticed thot it's al
ways sober men thot gifts hurted-
Judge.
Husband = see they're advertising
bargains in patent medicines at Kutt
& Prices drug store. Wife-Isn't that
too aggravatlng? There isn't thing
the matter with any of us.-Philadel-
phia Record.
Compensation. - Cleverton = | find
nowadays that if man wants. to marry
a girl he has to work till he gets her.
Dashaway-But If it's the right girl he
doesn't have to work afterward.-
Brooklyn Life.
81 suppose you have been good boy"
said the youngsters uncle. "Well, ;"
was the answer, 81 haven't had to be as
good as usual You see. we only have
one circus summer nowadays. -.
Washington Star. :, -. ..-,., -.
"She used to say he was a man of J:
very strong will power.p; "Yes, that :
was before they were married.. sAnG,.
how does she put 1t now?" Now she ;
says he's as stubborn as an ox."-Chi-
cago Times-Herald.
| Jones-She's a fine-looking woman.
and then such splendid carriage she
has! Smith-Splendid carriage Guess
there's some mistake. Never knew her
to ride In anything but the trolley cars.
Boston Transcript.
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foy3,, .sDoctor,s ordersI no foIls ma
r neads . ,,ttla racrea t,on ona ins;sts
tbot7I sbould 90 dnor .bupt,no with
him y "rIub, saon,s 10 mo tbo4,s . sort
~ ouacl- remedy vo-pbilodaInbia p,,ess
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