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The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-16
n,anIn. Vim visit Miss Ediih stnlwelI

BALDWIN. wm visit Miss Edith stilweli
next week.
Mrr william r. May has returned from
A, visit .o nor daughter. Mrs. Ciaud Ham
mond in Montgomery. ala.
Miss Eula shup,rne lcft Thursday for
Sew York
AIR and Mrs. F. 4. Cheathom have re-
fnrned from their summer home AZ Guy
CON and are az y Jones street, east.
Mrs. :. I. Bacgeu Of Norfolk. Va.
Who has been visiting her mother. Mrs.
4. B Chisholm on Taylor street, has
returned home
Mrs G.. w. West. Jr. has returned
from a vlslt 60 relatives Ia Gainesville
Ga.
Mrs. NJ, =. Rogers has returned to her
nome fu punta Gorcn Fla, after Fisit
TO Mrs N. a. Crawford.
The second meeting OF the Pleasure
r,lub was held Wednesday al the resi-
genee of Mrs Samuel Enstein, ana the
et,ets enjoyed "A plene afternoon OF
suchrc playing Palms and cut mowers
adorned the parlors, aud the prizes
cake plate ana a. dainty vase Wete ~"
a.. Ati-s Carrie IAaenthal aId 0y MIS-
= Grouse. other guests present We're.
Mrs Arthur Well. Mrs Joseph leIa''
Nrs j. NJ solomon Mrs. Aaron Ferst'
Mr. j. T. Gutman Mrs. BinswanseF,
Mrs Leon Fogst. Mrs Gutnon' anu
Mrs. J. q. Haas.
tn. +. =. caro- club WAS entertained
rrLaav afternoon by Miss nina 1hetty.
sfl.. Mary Davis. Miss Jane shuplIlne'
Miss Henrietta Turner. Miss Ethcl fret-
Ven. ana Miss Mamie sillweH. were the
guests present
Mrs. ". W Gross has returned from
visit 20 friends o. Philadelphia IA
A nsn supper at cannon Lodge was
,monr The entertainments Thur Stay
-,.pine. and Mrs. S J. Lanier ami Mrs.
.va,Il..r. "a. it,.ron,d the Young people. who
Seta Miss Daniels of Augusta, Miss Mar
.on coop,r. MI-s Walker. Miss shackle-
iona MISS Cannon. Mr.. Reid Sweat. Mr.
IA j. walker. Mt n 4. sharpe, ar.
Henry Robertson. ana Mr. Narnadoe
Hcatn,
Mis-. Blanche Lehman Of Louisville. KY.
.s visiting her sister. Mrs. +. II. Lefher,
"a her home. sis Castor street east
Mrs. 49, J. Miller has returned from
New York.
Miss Nussaaum OF cambridge. Miss
Rcseuplntt OF Cleveland O.. and Miss
Damn ~ atlanta. We're complimented with
D luncheon at Eauuou Lodge Thcrsday
others tn the party were, Mrs. sigmund
Gardner Mrs. jacob Birnoaum. Mrs.
Charles Byck AMI Miss Lena Ehrlich.
Mrs. Joseph FRED has returned home
from New York
Mrs. John Gray steinhimer LEFT yestcr-
day 20 spend the holidays ia Ashevllle
where Mr.. Stcinhmer will join her
later.
Mrs. ~ = Rogers who has been visit
ing Mrs. Crawford. on Waldhurg street,
has returned to her home IN Florida.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-16

dergartuers Friday afternoon from 4 Go
8 40 the Phiinr.ck kudtrEart,n on Han
street. east. The entertainment was ar-
ranged in honor Of Airs Welsh. "A veteran
kindcrsarincr who is Visiting Savannah.
The large rooms Of the rhi,brick kinder
sarten We're decorated iu appropriate
styic. caropics Of bright Cal1rli paper
chains extending from enc chandeliers %
tAc corners OF the rooms. THE three rrln-
Cluals Of the Kate Baldwin Free Kinder
Eareus were hqstCsses 81 tap entertain
mcnt and stood with Mrs Welsh 10 re-
ceNe the guests. Refreshments were srrv.
ed by the four students AZ the Phllprick
Kindergarten. aus 'hc affcgaoou couciud-
ed with songs aui gaines Among those
who were present were Mrs. Spring, Mrs
Fred Myers. Miss julia Charlton. Miss
Carte Belle Axson. and the senior ann
Junior students OF che Training class "a
the kindergarten.
The Boston Tea Party given ycsior-
day afternoon by the Daughters 81 the
American Revolution proved "a great SUE
cess and The drawing rooms Of the osle-
thorpe on Bull street. We're ihiougcd with
visitors. kcfrts hmsnts were served hy a
c0ips OF young adies iu coni.ueE al Goes
tunes among them Miss susan Oimstea D.
Miss Phoebe Elliott. Miss Lima Hugrr
Miss Emma HuEer. Miss Floridr Banks
Aifa ANNE MaNifhWs ~ IS AAAlaf AtfNth-
hart and Mlss Irene Nlthers, while little
Miss Augusta Wood and Miss Annie Sim
E.us. in Puritan dress. were the door
Keepers Each guest carried away with
her souvenir cup aud saucer. and the
afternoon was pleasantly spent by every
one present
Mr. and Mr-. Charles $ Maurice OF
Athens. Pa. who have been the guests
q Mr.. and Mrs. Floreuce MINIS lvft
Friday for their winter home az JeiSyl
Island
Mrs. Thornton MARY arrived from
Newport News last week and is the
guest Of her aunt. Mrs Heay X Jack.
son on Forsyth Park
Miss Elizabeth Haskell and Miss Sally
Haskell returned Friday from Charleston
where ihes have been spending the past
ten days.
Miss Mamie Wilcox is expected home
from New York Wednesday
Miss E.iza Chisholm arrived from An
derson. s. g.. last evening ard Is the
guest Of Miss Flora Duncy
DR.. ana Mrs. Hohet Palmer Kelly Of
Filtsburg, Pa, VIII spend Christmas In
The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-16

per party Thursday evening IN honor Of
Mrs. Charles Maurice OF Jokyl Island.
The other guests entertained wer, Mrs
j Florauce Minis. Mrs Raucrs Mrs "
W. Gordon. Mrs. Henry McAlpin. Mrs
Lewis Haskell Mrs Phillips and Mrs.
Henry Taylor
Mrs. Harry Hays baltimore com
plimented the bridesmaids OF the
Bond-Gucrard wedding with a charm
ing luncheon Friday The table
was decorated with smilax ana cut
glass vases Of Ncuhitos roses The guests
were Miss Lconora Gabhett Miss Annie
Macl,an. Miss Lois Cadadcn of Chicago
Miss Harriet Elliott. Miss Jennie Bryan.
MIS- ANNA Gucrard and Miss Mamie Bond
OF Darien.
Miss Harriet KING Elliott gave q cha rm-
ing little supper party iaat evening In
honor of three Of the seasons dehutantes
Miss Ethel Taylor Miss Mary Wayu~.
and Miss May duliignon. The decora lions
OF white roses. carnations and maiden
hair ferns were especially pretty. Ms
Eliiotts other guests were Nj George
Hayward. MIR. Cosmo llardce. MIR North
Chisholm. and Mr.. Palmer Arson.
An informal and thoroughly pleasant
occasion was the meeting OF All tho kin
The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-16
For Neck Scarfs,
worth $500,
This Week, $3.50
STORE OPEN EVENINGS IRON NOW UNTIL CHRISTMAS.

visited various de-
the
ethan this
The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-16

the Farquhar home on n street Pr.
Gent Mckinley and Admiral Dewey ar.
expected guests; also the cabinet ana
prominent officers OF the army Wefdng
Iitts are pouring ia from ali parts OF tb.
country. as well as from abroad ~
carton VII be stationed Al the Va.t
ington navy yard this year ara Ar. ~.
quhar mother Of the bride Nil r.s,h
win them while the Admiral is awav o.
NE winter cruise
On the principle thar an the wor.5
loves q lover considerable interest 10 ss,
IN Washington. where the parties are =,
cially known. In the recently apno1r,.t
,hshAemcnt Of Miss Clara Lonewo-th ~
cincinnati, 10 Count Albert ala
hamhrun. The latter IL ne youre..t
hfoihtr o. Pierre Marquis de Chombri-
"h"s wife was a dauehte- OF Mr. ua
N'hy Storer. Tie a. Lieutenant !. n,
marine artillery and Is now 40 Cincinnati.
ne Young people met Ia France whef
.'Fr worth was visiting arr coiat
-" Marquise dc Chambrgu. Sllree'y So.
ind ~ The public eve . the enearemart 4
Mss sheiogh CORVALLIS Wet Oh r.
Duke Of Wcstmlnster-esp. a. n.
romantic UPS ana downs OF che noble
man wooing would an several au4ra
Noiulnes. The Duke fen In love with the
younE society beauty while his rrans
ihihrr was yet above ground. ami Tie
pi"hd old arisiocrat was 80 incenseI *
ne Idea THAI he sent his aeir Go soun
Atf-oa, 10 court dcath instead OF fa
American girl However. exactly as TO-
novels which English writers d,Isht g.
me grandfather died just Oh the n.ck o.
Zinc ana the young Duke returned 90 -
unne his wooins. But be found a form.I-
Pc rival IN the field captain az tae
british army poor, but othorwss
% tnat lover could b.. Back aga e.
Africa rushed the Duke but Il. FAe
would have e. his rival was killed durns
enc OF the first battles Of the B1cg War
Even the siege OF Pekin WIS not witr-
out IT'S element Of romance. according to
the announcement Of the engagement q
Miss lone Woodward to Lieut. FrsIeH.k
bismarck. grandson OF the late German
chancellor. The lieutenant Is an attaeas
on tbs German legation at PekIu. ani
Miss Woodward and her mother Nsrs
guests Of Mrs. Conger ~ the American
Legation during the dreadful time u ne
siege. The engagement b said 10 have o.
CURED before the guns we're sllencri with
the proViso Of a most uncertain ''if
The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-16

From che Philadelphia Record.
Washington. Dec Eek President ard
Mrs. Harrison left yesterday for their r.
dianapolis home. whore they expect visit
from the stork shortly.
while here the Generals devotion 2
his wife was noted by all their friends
lie refused an important law case. Nfn
large Zee. the day before he lofi Wlso'
ington because u We did have taken hni,
to New York w...is MRS. Harrison Wolf'
have been ohpgs~ 90 return 20 lnd~h'
apolis alone.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-16
MONUMENT TO An APE.
French Town "a Honor the Memory
OF n ChimpanNce.

From the Philad phia Times
Paris Dec. s-The Municipal Council OF
Grenobe hiss voted a large appropriation
20 erect q bronze statue OF the famous
chimpanzee "Charlemagne." who has just
died there. lie was brought to Grenoble
by Explorer Marvotsc, and for nine years
had enjoyed the freedom OF the town.
being allowed to enter every home and to
help himself to anything In the vegetable
and fruit shops.
Charlcmagne. who was perfectly tame.
dressed ike a labcrer. though he PREFER 4
TO travel on al fours. lie used 20 sit With
the card players IN the cafes or by the
fishermen az the rlverbank by the hour.
looking to be the wisest and most sedate
crony among them
rive years ago he rescued child who
bad fallen IN a well hy going down and
climbing back by the help Of the rope and
tho projections % the wall Nobody was
present but the drenched cbild. who told
the story.
Charlemagne was also great favorite
az the Chldren's Hospital. There he spent
hours playing In the different wards with
Infinite kindness. HIS funeral was at
tended by che whole population.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-16
READ ON.

her ever hospisable home In this dty.
not only leaves a much -lameuted vacancy
In the society which her gracious figure
adorned Tor - many years. but also closes
sevcra. other Woll-kuown houses. Her
daughter. the wife of Admiral Dewey had
begun her Saturday Eat homes" for the
winter Gin the beautiful house presented
10y tho people 90 her distinguished hus-
hand ana now owned by George. JrJ and.
with the yet doting Admiral, would have
taken prominent share Ca the season 3
I entertaining. Mr.. and Mrs John r. Me
Leans spieuddiy ho,pliable home Is also
put in mourning. as Is that Of the other
daughter Mrs. Ludlow Mrs Washing
| ton Mclean was Keutulkian by birth
and a more charming woman never lived.
/ Her charities We're numerous ana her
I fympathy with those in need always TOOK
4 practical turn most useful to the un-
| formnates.
Among the de1utante teas Of the week
perhaps the most fashionahly conspicu-
Gus was that given hy Justice and M
Mchenna 20 mark the coming out" uf
their tnifd daughter, Hildegarde. The
! Foung lady, who has spent each scholastic
term az the Georgetown Convent since tue
residence of the family ia Washington
b.oomed amd a very garden OF aawsrs-
I
almost meg hrst glimpse o. the brilliant
social world iu winch She Is soon 10 prom
inentlv figure hy reason OF her father.
! POSITION; and though comparisons are
oaiou~ % is universally conceded that
rHt p thc beauty. par eX stlltucc. OF tht
year. Tail ana fair. with salend,l owes
ana nAir. her innocence and v,insome per
''iailt} are yet her greatest charm Tie
new MrhenuA residence on Rhode lslnud
avenue was ariisticaiiy decorated for tar
occasion, ana the dehutarte Ia diaerenel
to the unwrittcn law. was rowned In rirl.
ish white Next week Mrs. Grlrgs. vile
o. The attorney general will give a tea
t' present ler laird daughter Miss Con.
stance Griegs
The Rev. Doctor Talmago ana his wife
Who have returned from their long travel
ABROAD nave rvoponei their Washirgton
nome ana last evening. entertained
% iiugushod company DR. Telnevets
social admlrcrs-and they are manv-sa,
thht ne is even more interesting A.
most i3an in the pulpit The same wa.
tiue m large degree OF the tate Col. In.
gersoil. Though able 20 SWAY vast am
licences TO smiles OF tears ana ho,i them
,hshah .ed with his eioquenCc those who
Knew ana loved him best though. him
most charming 30 the home circle
feature Of spe-ial interest next wax
VIII oe tne marriage OF Miss Beatrice Far
guhar. daughter Of Rear Admiral ana Mrs
tRIquhar' to Or. Carton. L. s. ". The
ceremony VIII be performed IN ~ Iohn,g
the oldest and most fashionable Fpi.,o,,,t
1hufch in Washington Miss Towuc. Of
Ihiln"e ph.a. viii be- maid OF honor. ana
Ldell. Archibald Davis L. s. y will
"alt upon the groom. Rear Admiral Far.
quhar Is IN command Of the South Allan
ne squadron. now at Fort Monroe. ana
many ohcers of the squadron VIII attend
me marriage and subsequent reception at
The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-16

a queen is she. when poring tea,
Her SUBJECTS all the SWANS.
Unlike the weather, altogether,
Since when she pours she rcigns
Detroit Journal
The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-16
GLOVE DEPARTMENT.,

Which is well known to the trade of Savannah Every
thing in Golf and Walking Gloves Visiting and
Evening Gloves. Try celebrated Masgoni. All
Gloves guaranteed.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
A Novel Entertainment.

Chesapeake Tribe, Improved Order OF
Red Men. propose to give novel enter
tainment at the Assembly Rooms on the
evening of Thursday, February 8M. in
the shape of a Redmen's Ball. The
members OF the order and the ladies &C
companying them will be alfred in In
dian costume. and it is proposed by the
Bucks and Hunters Of the Tribe to fur
nish interesting features in the way OF
War Dances, &c. The hall will be dec
GRATED in keeping with the occasion. and
the committee propose to use their best
efforts to make this the most enjoy able
as well as the most novel entertainment
held in our city for some time. Tickets.
admitting gentleman. will cost 50 cts.
ladies, IS cts. Prof. Schreyer. who IS OF
Of the Indians, will be called upon 10 fur
nish the music. and refreshments will be
served by an experienced caterer. Tick
cts can be secured from members OF the
Tribe or at the door. adv.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
when You Have a Bad Cold

You want the best medicine that can
be obtained. and that is Chamberlain S
Cough Remedy.
You want remedy that will not only
give quick relief but effect permane Mt
cure.
You want a remedy that will relieve
the lungs and keep expectoration easy.
You want remedy that will counter
act any tendency towards pneumonia.
You want a remedy that is pleasant and
safe TO take.
Chamberlain Cough Remedy is the
only medicine in use that meets all OF
these requirements. This remedy is ia
nous for its cures of bad colds through
out the United States and in many foreign
countries. 1t has many rivals, but. for
the speedy and permanent cure OF bad
Gods, stands without peer and is splen-
did qualities are everywhere admired and
praised. For sale by Feldmeyer Bros.
City Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
Night In Chinatown.
BALTIMORE, MD

"A Night in Chinatown" which comes
to this city February Ist. is at once
novel. thrilling and amusing. given full
play TO the stronger passions and an
abundance Of the most humorous char
acteriza,ions; Is founded on actual fact.
in the secret and seamy life OF the
notorious Chinese quarter of New York
City and striking advantage is taken OF
the opportunity for the iniroduc ION Of
fac-similes Of the Highbindeis haunts
and other localities. The story, as staged
is full of power. pathos, comedy and
action. and hinges upon the abduction
OF Clara Martin. the heroine. by the
Chinese proprietor OF an opium joint. and
the efforts of her lover to discover and
rescue her. The scene showing Ching
Toys gambling den. Chinese oriental
opium Joint. the Highbinders' Snake Pit.
Most Street illuminated at night. The
Dance Hall Of the bivos. In briei,
comically. melodrsma,ically. spectacu-
Iarly and in specialiies "A Night in
Chinatown" is one of the most entertain
ing plays on the sage at this time.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
o Death, Where Is Thy sting.

There goes the proudest, biggest
feelin' man In the hull town." remark
ed the village grocer. indicating a
bronze but exceedingly pompous In
diyidual who was passing the store.
He went to the Klondike year ago
and just came back last week. He's
carrying himself mighty high since
he came home"
"Ah," replied the coffee salesman,
The happened to be one Of the few
lucky fellows who struck 1t rich, did
he?"
Not he. It's s'posed he had to
walk the rest of the way home when
he got to Seattle. You see, while he
was gone II was reported he was dead,
and the home paper published his
obituary The blamed chump read 1t
when he got home. A person can't
touch him with ten-foot pole any
more.'-New York World.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
FLORIDA.
Two Weeks Tour via Pennsylvania
Railroad,

Two Weeks Tour via Pennsylvania
Railroad.
The first Pennsylvania Railroad tour
Of the season to Jacksonville. allowing
two weeks in Florida, will leave New
York ang Philadelphia February 6.
Excursion tickets. including railway
transportation. Pullman accommodations
Zone berth). ard nc 5 en- route IN both
directions while traven.g on the special
train, will be sold at he following rates:
New York. S. 90; L Philadelphia, Harris
bug, Baltimore. and Washington,
$500; Pittsburg. $50 90. and at pro
portionate rates from other points.
For ticket. itineraries. and other in
formation apply to ticket agents Tourist
Agent at IIo6 Broadway. New York: 4
Court street. Brooklyn; 7So Broad street.
Newark, N. j.; b. Courlaender. Jr.,
Passenger Agent Baltimore District.
Baltimore. Nd; Colin Studs. Passenger
Agent Southeastern District. Washing
ton, ID. c; Thos. f. Watt. Passenger
Agent Western District, Pittsburg. Pa;
or to Geo. w. Boyd. Assistant General
Passenger Agent. Broad Street Station.
Philadelphia.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29

simply develop dry catarrh; they dry up
the secretions which adhere to the men,
brane and decompose. causing a far
more serious trouble than the ordinary
form of catarrh. Avoid all drying in
halants and use that which cleanses,
soothes and heals. Ely's Cream Balm
is such remedy and viii cure catarrh or
cold in the head easily and pleasantly.
All druggists sell it at 50 cents or it will
be mailed by Ely Brothers, s. Warren
ST., New York.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
Her Eleetinn Rearet.

Don't bother. Henry, because I
wolst marry YOU. said she. There
are Just as good fish in the sea as
ever was caught"
Better" said he shortly, as he rose
TO depart, and for once she wished
she had consented to marry him SO
that she might make him suffer for
his horrid remark.-Harper's Bazaar.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
Cleared up All Doubt.

The rich. talented, handsome stran-
ger prostrates himself at the feet Of
the beautiful cashier In the laundry.
BE mine!" he implores.
Am | dreaming?" the young girl
asks herself anxiously.
She has not long to remain In doubt
For she presently spurns the rich,
talented. handsome stranger and mar
ries the bow-legged boilermaker to
whom she had plighted her troth.
This, of course. makes 1t a cinch
that she is dreaming.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
The KILLING Part.

This is the Greater New York, un-
derstand.
The beautiful child shrieked and
struggled In the arms of the tall. dark
man.
For she was convinced by the mans
height and complexion that she was
being kidnapped.
The notoriety will kill mel" she
protested.
And even as she spoke reporters OF
the great metropolitan newspapers
could be seen rapidly converging from
all directions.-Chicago Tribune.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
Curling And Gu.teung.

Until noon Thursday, February Ist.
sealed proposals will be received by the
Street Committee of the City Council for
curbing and guttering portion of Sec
ond street and for placing a crossing on
said street. The city is TO furnish part
OF the material and the contractor part.
Specifications and grade Of the street are
to be seen with John dep. DOW. chair
man of the committee. See I'D in another
column,
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
Got Home bx Accident.

Dads been runnin' fer office ten
years steady" he said. but the other
day he lost his way an run against
home. breakin' his head in a sorter
head-on collision, an the family hauled
him in an shook hans with him, and
nanny put on her specs an hollered:
Goodness gracious! how you has
changed! "-Atlanta Constitution.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
His lmpariIality.

What l want TO see," remarked the
man of theories, lis an equal distribu-
ton OF wealth"
That's exactly what | want to see"
answered the man with so much
money that he could never find time
to count 1t.
did you ever meet my partner in
business? He's a fine man. l would
like to see all the wealth In existence
divided so that he'll have enc halt and
| the other. "-Washington Star.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
A Practical Point.

Scorcher-How would you punctu-
ate Look at that pretty girl In her
automobile come spinning down the
avenue?"
Putter-That's easy; comma after
pretty girl and after automobile"
Scorcher-I would rather make
dash after that pretty girl."-Auto-
mobile Magazine.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
"Porto Rico" Is Its Name.

The Senate Committee on Puerto
Rico has decided. so far as il can decide.
that the island. whose affairs it has under
its particular care. shall be known as
Porto Rico. instead of Puerto RICO. The
decision upon the spelling OF the name
was una nimous.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29

These sky-scraping fats have
knocked the stufing out OF romance"
said the young man
YES" said the other young man.
they have. Fancy serenading girl
who lived In the NTH story with a
brass band and a megaphone!"-In-
dianapolis Journal.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
They All Repent.

The Mohammedan religion" said
the Sweet Young Thing, with pur-
pose of starting something, says
every man shall have four wives"
We'll. retorted the Savage Bache-
lor, what of it ? Did you ever know
of a religion from which the idea of
repentance was Observation-Disclosures
Journal.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29

How mushll you sharge t kite Us
uptown to our happy, happy homesh?"
the man who was being leaned on by
his two weary friends asked the night
liner.
Fifty cents load" replied the night
liner, sizing up the three jags. and the
bargain was made.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
The Easy End of Il.

wouldn't you like to have been
Thackeray, Scribbler?"
NO" said Scribbler; I'm glad
wasn't"
Prefer your own stuff to his. eh?"
mot a bit of 1t. But think Thack-
Grey was harder to write than to read.
have the easy end of it."-Harper's
BaZar.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
our o. SEASON.
Vet Il Is Rather Funny and From De-
4roff

troit.
The colored domestic sat on the
back step peelIng peaches the other
day. says the Detroit Free Press
The colored coachman approached.
sat down on the bottom step and
watched her She had only recently
arrived from the south and the peach
was a new sort Of fruit TO her.
How you laks peachesesg" asked
her companion
"Ah fnks dem bees fine." she an
swered. but dem seeds does scratch
in a pnsson's trout pow'ful bad"
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-29
Too Green to Burn.

visitor-I wonder that you allow
your servant girl to kindle the fire
with kerosene. Aren't you afraid
she'll be burnt to death some day?
Mr.. Howson Lott-There's no dan
ger: she's too green to burn.-Har-
per's Bazaar.