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The age-herald., 1900-05-19

We serve them alive-lob. sters-at the Arlington.
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Fir anciaI

New York, May 1S-The Commercial Advertisers London financial cablegram says:
 There was no public business in the markets here today, and prices sagged on profit taking by professionals. Funds were weak on the news that Russia had seized Mazampo, in Corea. New York sold Tin tos and Paris at first absorbed offerings, but subsequently, there was a relapse, the news from Corea being taken more seri- ously in France than in England
 Americans were dull, there being no Lon don demand for them, and the tendency was toward reaction, New York support be- ing trifiing. The bank lost f62, 900 in gold to the cape
 Money easy. Silver was sold 2Ies on Russian and Indian orders.
The age-herald., 1900-05-19
Street Fair

The old reliable sign painter will be al the Street Fair this week to paint your signs cheap. The Only Hermitage.
The age-herald., 1900-05-19
Comparatiye Statement.

New York, May 1s.-The following is the comparative cotton statement for the week ending Friday, May IS, 1900:
 Net receipts at all United States
 ports during week .................. 4,654 Net receipts at all United States
 ports during same week last year.. 59,S9f Total receipts to this date ......... DPS Total receipts to same date last
 year ....... ........ ....$...... &, ,0A5 502 Exports for the week ............... 63,497 F,xports for same week last year.. 59 S06 Total exports to this date ........ 5,26l, 2Sf Total exports to same date last
 year ,.... . ........ ..........6, 532 Stock at all United States ports.... 326S3O Stock at all United States ports
 same time last year ................ 736, ,S01 Stock at all interior towns .......... r75,16 Stock at all interior towns same
 time last year ....................... 3il559 Stock at Liverpool ............. 62500o Stock at Liverpool same time last
 year ........ ......... .'..'. '''.... ..i,oVi'VVV Stock of American afloat for Great
 Britain ..-...... ......''.''.... fo,ooo Stock of American affoat for Great
 Britain same time last year 550o0
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Chicago ,chauge

Chicago, May 1s.-Unfavorable weather was the factor in the grain pits today, wheat closing %@7sc higher, and corn A@ 3sc up, and oat 1sc improved Provisions closed unchanged, 2kc lower.
The age-herald., 1900-05-19

Are you a Cracker Jack or an Elk? If you are, patrOnize the Elks' Restaurant at street fair.
The age-herald., 1900-05-19
Coffee

New York, May 1S.-Some selling for short account owing to disappointing ad- vices The undertone of local sentiment was weaker. Small receipts at Rio and Santos understood to be due to bad wealth CT, holding new crop in check. Closed steady at net unchanged prices to three points up. Total sales, 45O0 bags, including June, 655; July, 6.60; August, 6.6J Novem- Der, 6.S0.
 Sugar-Raw firm; fair refining, 3 3-32c; centrifugal, 96 test, 41ac; molasses sugar, 3 25-32c; refined steady.
The age-herald., 1900-05-19

Scriven's Drawers 49c, al Drennen's.
The age-herald., 1900-05-19
Try a Texie for a good smoke.

Advertise in The Age-Herald.
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Daily SJt 0 re1i

Galveston-Easy; middling, 9hc; sales, 2i bales; receipts, 921 Tales; stock, 22,1SO bales. Mobile-Nominal; middling, 9Bc; stock, 6,5S7 bales
 Sayannah-N ominal; midding, SAC; re- ceipts, bales; stock, 31,31 bales.
 Charleston-Nominal; middling, SAC; re- ceipts, 23 bales; stock 6,423 bales.
 Wilmington-Steady; middling, 9Ac; re- ceipts PA bales; stock, 9,S56 bales.
 Norfolk-Nominal; middling 95sc; receipts 541 bales; stock, 4S23 bales.
 Boston-Quiet; middling, SAC; net receipts, A bales; gross, 261 bales.
 ephia-Quiet middling, 10c; re- ceipts 5 bales; stock. 4.93S bales.
 St. Louis-Dull middling, 9Ac; receipt,, 40l bales; stock, 44,969 bales.
 Memphis-Quiet; 1-16c decline; middling, 91kc; receipts, 341 bales; sales, 1000 balc-; shipments, SIS bales; stock, 4, ,290 bales.
The age-herald., 1900-05-19

The leading futures ranged as follows: Articles lOpened LHighestl Lowestl Closing
The age-herald., 1900-05-19
LOCAL MARKETS.

Local Cotton Market Good middling, s1sc. Middling, Sc. Strict low middling, sac. Low middling, SEC.
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Cotton Lettt

By Private Wire to H. D. Cothran & Co.
 New Orleans, May H.-Futures ruled easy in early morning on favorable crop
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Treasury Sta temen.

Washington, May 1S.-Today's statement of the treasury balances in the general fund exclusive of the $150, 900 gold reserve in the division of redemption shows: Available cash balance, $141, ,624, ,S54; gold, s72,049,050.
The age-herald., 1900-05-19

Do not miss the great Wash Goods sale Monday at Dren- nen's.
The age-herald., 1900-05-19

All purchases and sales are made direct hn the Exchange for which the order is given.
 Correspondence. H. Parker & Co.,; Nc rrtvre X. Wardwell; Purnell, Hagaman & Co, New York; Fairchild & Hobson, New orleans; Ware & Leland, Chicago.
 References-First National Bank of Bir- ningham; First National Bank of Rome, Ga
 TELEPHONE No. 1145.
 Special attention given to orders over tele- phone and orders sent from out of the city. citv.
The age-herald., 1900-05-19

Tho Iron Mertet Birmingham, May 1S-The following are
The age-herald., 1900-05-19

New York, May 1S.-The general run of the cotton goods market shows very quiet trade still in progress on home ac- count, sales of brown and bleached cottons being in small quantities an donly a limited business in coarse colored goods. More business done for export with standard drills feature. Prints unchanged. Print cloths continue inactive in both regular and odd goods Business in lines dull but prices steady Burlaps are inactive. Dundee fair- ly steady, but Calcutta's weak.
The age-herald., 1900-05-19
Liverpool Cotton Mark ct

Liverpool, May 1S.-(4 p. m.)-Spot cotton in moderate demand; prices 1-32d higher. American middling fair, 59sd; middltng, 514d; low middling, 51sd good ordinary, 5d; ordinary, 13-16d The sales of these were 5000 bales, of which 800 were for specula- tion and export and included 7,600 Amer.- can Receipts, 4000 bales, including $500 American. Futures opened and closed steady at the advance; American middling, l.. M. C.: Nay, 5.0S seller; May-June, 5.06 buyer; June-July, 5.4 buyer; July-August, 502 buyer; August-September 459 buyer; September-O October, 4.39Q4. 40 seller; Octo- ber- November 4.27Q4.2S seller; November December, 4.22Q4.24 buyer; December-Janu- ary 4.20Q4.21 buyer; January-F February, 4.19 buyer; February March, 4.19 seller. 2
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K. D. COTHRAN & co.

Room 10, Alabama National Bank Building.
 Private leased wires to New York, New Orleans and Chicago.
 COTTON, STOCK AND GRAIN.
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New York Cotton Futures
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CBy Private Wire to Murphy & Co.)
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18
Observations of an Optimist.

Medicine becomes palatable
to the sick man.
Many a devil will die with
the present century.
Pessimists are only optimists
in process of evolution.
The microscopic knows that
beauty is more than skin deep.
The daily newspaper is the
Father Confessor of the whole
world.
No man is totally depraved
who is still alive to the beauty
of women.
After the chrysanthemums the
frost flowers. Nature is ever
in blossom.
We have lost the gnomes and
fairies, but discovered new won
ders in brickbats.
The patience of Job was won
derful, but the patience of a
cat is not to be despised.
Notice the little children OF
the street and you may fine
pleasant thoughts entering YOU
soul.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18
What One Woman Thinks.

A man frequently values a
womau's love the most when he
finds out some other man would
like to have it.
Men will expend as much care
in twisting the ends of their
mustaches in two little curls as
any woman does in training her
pompadour.
The dollar tea" is a 5 o'clock
function where the guests
amuse themselves trying to see
who can spin dollar the ong
est on a polished table, the sue
cessful one receiving a prize.
You cannot gauge the size of
a mans brains by the number
of hat he wears.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18
Refle ctiOns of a Bachelor.

In photographs very few
women like to look like them
selves.
The women can never resist a
man who always has something
nice to say of the homely ones.
Half the men you meet who
talk about their salary" get
paid every week in an envelope
at a window.
When a man and a girl pull
a wishbone he always tries to
look "meaningly" at her and
she always tries hard to blush.
1t makes a girl awfully mad
when she knows she is going to
meet a man who has written
some book and reads it on pur-
pose and then doesn't get any
chance to talk to him about it.
New York Press.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Republican campaign litera'
ture is still going through the
mails as supplements to Repub'
lican newspapers at publishers
rates, but Democratic newspa :
pers are not permitted to send
out Democratic supplements at
D nblishers rates. That is only
one way our Republican friends
have of discriminating against
the people who are fighting for
the Republic.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18
Foreign War and Domestic
DespOtism.

The Senator from Michigan
was right when he said that our
fears were to be found at home.
1 do not fear ourselves. Com.
nit our people once to unneces.
sary wars,-let victory encour-
age the military spirit, already
too prevalent among them.-and
Roman historic will have no
chapter bloody enough to be
transmitted to posterity side
by side with ours. In a brief
period we shall have re.enacted,
on a grander scale, the same
scenes which marked her de-
cline. The veteran soldier,
who has followed a victorious
leader from cline to cline will
forget his love of country in his
love for his commander; and the
bayouets you send abroad to
conquer a kingdom will be
brought back to destroy the
rights of the citizen, and prop
the :throne of an Emperor
Jeremiah Clemens.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18
NOTICE TO
TAXPAYERS.

Will meet you at the follow
ing places for the purpose of
collecting your taxes. Will
have the back tax books with
us, and please, when asking
about your taxes, for back taxes
also:
North Fork. Monday. Oct. 8.
Granville, Tuesday, Oct. 9.
Woodlawn, Wednesday, Oct.
10.
Leesburg. Thursday, Oct. IL.
Ash, Friday, Oct. 12.
FLORIDA, Monday, Oct. Is.
Victor, Tuesday, Oct. Is.
Santa Fe. Wednesday and
Thursday. Oct. 1918.
Middle Grove, Thursday Nov.
8.
Madison, Friday, and Satur'
day, Nov. 9 and 10.
Monroe City, Monday, Tues
day and Wednesday, Nov. IL.
10 and IA.
Indian Greek, Thursday. Nov.
Is.
Stoutsville, Friday and Satur
day. Nov. 16.and II.
JAS. T. UMSTATTD.
Collector
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18
Communism of Capital.

Communism is a hateful thing
and menace to peace and or
ganized government. But the
communism of combined wealth
and capital, the outgrowth of
overweening cupidity and self
ishness which assiduously un.
dermines the justic and integrity
of free institutions, is not less
dangerous than the communism
of oppressed poverty and toll.
which, exasperated by injustice
and discomfort, attacks with
wild disorder the citadel OF
misrule.-Grover Cleveland in
1888.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18
Fitness for self Government.

Many politicians of our time
are in the habit of laying it down
as self-evident proposition
that no people ought to be free
till they are fit to use
their freedom. The maxim is
worthy of the fool in the old
story, who resolved not to go
into the water till he had
learned to swim: If men are
to wait for liberty till they
become wise and good in slav-
cry, they may indeed wait
forever.-T. B. Macaulay.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

1 am almost tempted 10 Dun"
some people who are owing me,
for my Bills must be paid, and
I need what you owe me to help
pa ythem. B. o. WOOD
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Only seventy five cents to
Paint your buggy-look as
good as new with Senours Car.
riage Paints. Take no other.
For sale by
RANEY & SAUNDERS.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

It is estimated that Missouri
will raise 80, 100 bales of cotton
this year.-K. G. Times.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

For the best root paInt-guar-
anteed not to peel, crack or
blister-go to w. N. Maddox
Impliment Emporium.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Palmyra boasts of having the
Oldest railroad in the State,
and Hannibal of having the
first free public library in Mis-
souri,.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Mrs. w. H. Wine and daugh.
tiers. Misses Allie and Maude.
spent part of the week with
Quincy friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

If you are on the market for
Paints of any kind we would
be glad to figure with you.
RANEY g. SAUNDERS.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Caldwell & Son are prepared
to feed the hungry.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

No danger of getting an in
ferior grade of Perfumes. We
only handle the celebrated
Scion Palmers finest made.
RANEY & SAUNDERS
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Now is a good time to pay
your subscription.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

IF you intend Painting your
house don't fail to see us before
you buy.
RANEY & SAUNDERS.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Ices, CONNECTIONS, luncheons
hot meals and the best cigars
in the city to be found at Cald-
we'll & Sons.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Cash on the nail. If you owe
it to US come in and settle up.
SHARP & DONLEY.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Get your dinner and lunch
cons at Caldwell & Son to-day
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

When you have no appetite, do not relish
your food and feel dull after eating you may
StOmomach and Liver Tablets, Price, 25 cents,
Samples free at b. o, Wood drug store,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

For sprains, swellings and lameness there Is
nothing SO good as Chamberlain Pain Balm,
Try it. Sold by B, wood and Raney h Saunders.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Our school shoes are the best
on earth. every pair guaranteed
A. BOULWARE &SON.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

N. H. Mccall has moved to
Winter Street. He gave as the
reason that Swinkey had gone
Democratic.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Come quick, come a runnin'
to the best Restaurant and Ice
Cream parlors to be fonnd.
CALDWELL & Son.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

The Docket for the Monroe
County circuit court is out and
shows cases docketed for four
teen days.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

The largest assortment of
School Tablets and School sup
plies at Raney & Saunders.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Try Jos. Haas Stock and Poul-
try Food. For sale by
w. B. EGAN.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18
Magnetic Healing.

Prof. J. Fl. Canton, the Mag
netic Healer, is now located in
this city at the Gem Hotel for
the practice of the Science. Prof.
CANTON comes here from Ma
con City where for the past
year and a half he has been
curing the sick and afflicted.
Many of his cures were remark.
able. He has testimonials
from many of the best people of
Macon and vicinity, whom he
has cured. Prof. Canton is a
pleasant gentleman and has
many friends at Macon where
he is we'll known.
j. Will Evans returned to
Jefferson City Thursday after
a visit with relatives here.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

We can prove to you in Is
minutes that Monarch Mixed
Paint is the best and most eco
nomical to use.
RANEY e. SAUNDERS.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

The best buggy Paint go to
RANEY& SAUNDERS.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

For the best school shoes see.
A. BOULWARE & Son.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Buy your School Books of
Raney & Saunders.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

The newest styles in ladies
and mems shoes
A. BOULWARE & Son.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Call and examine our school
shoes
A. BOULWARE & Son.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

School Books-School Books
Books-School Books.
RANEY q SAUNDERS.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

The correct fall styles in fall
footwear at
A. BoULWARE & Son,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18

Come in and pay us what you
owe.
SHARP & DONLEY.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1900-10-18
DIR. Hornback, Oculist and
Aurist, Hannibal, Mo.

DIR. Hornback, Oculist and
Aurist, Hannibal, Mo.
Caldwell & Son are prepared
to feed the hungry.
Now is a good time to pay
your subscription.
Get your dinner and lunch
cons at Caldwell & Son to-day
The best buggy Paint go to
RANEY& SAUNDERS.
Call and examine our school
shoes
A. BOULWARE & Son.
Buy your School Books of
Raney & Saunders.
The correct fall styles in fall
footwear at
A. BoULWARE & Son,
School Books-School Books
School Books-Scbool Books.
RANEY 81 SAUNDERS.
The newest styles in ladies
and mems shoes
A. BOULWARE & Son.
For the best school shoes see.
A. BOULWARE & Son.
Come in and pay us what you
owe.
SHARP & DONLEY.
Try Jos. Haas Stock and Poul-
Daily camera., 1900-11-24
STATUE TO FOSTER.
ransus Song Writer Hsasrsd b
ths People Of Pittsbargh.
Ilis CsnDssitionp Are suAg aaA Al
nairea II All Parts 81 the WeslA
ADsscriptton of the Really
Astistic MOnoMent.

Stephen Collins Foster finally has
I monument in Pittsburgh, where he
was born and where he spent many
years of his life I.awrenceville. Pa,
the actual place of his birth. is now
part of Pittsburgh, and when atten-
tion was called to that fact several
years ago it was determined to see
what could be done toward raising y
monument to the mt mory of the man
who wrote Way Down on the Su-
vance River" 'Massa's in the Cold.
Cold Ground" "Old Black joe" and
many other songs. The contributions
for the monument came from many
sources. although most of them natu-
rally were given by citizens of Pitts
burgh. The statue was unveiled on
September l2 in Highland park under
very interesting circumstances. A
chorus of children's voices 10 the
number OF 1000 was made up in Pitts
burgh. Allegheny and McKeesport,
the three towns of the county. and
was devoted almost exclusively to the
singing OF rosters music cOtiec-
ton of bands from other cities sup
piled the orchestral music. that was
made up entirely of Fosters songs.
The monument is the work = OF
Giuseppe Marchetti. of New York,
and the large number of competitors
included sculptors from all parts of
the country The design of the monu-
ment was suggested by T. j. Keenan,,
Jr.. Of Pittsburgh. and the committee
which accepted Sig. Marchetti's work
consisted of A. w. Mellon. Rob
ert Pitcairn. E. NJ. Bigelow, W.
\. Frew. j. W. Beatty and Senator c.
l.. Magee.
The statue is the first one set up in
Highland park. and the committee has
exercised care to protect itself against
Daily camera., 1900-11-24
FOSTER MONUMENT.
Erected In Pittsburgh in Memory Of the
Famous COmpOser)

unsatisfactory work. The base of the
memorial is of granite and is IA feet
high. The figures are in bronze. The
poet is seated and holds in his hand
a book and pencil. Seated at his feet
is an old negro. who is playing "A banjo.
The song composer is evidently seek
ing Inspiration from the negro's mu-
sic The statue is placed at the ,ef,
of the main entrance of the park.
The exercises at the unvei!ing were
almost wholly musical. and only one
address was delivered. One hundred
the ceremonies. and as Fosters
music is probably better known
to the people of this country
than any other composers, many
Joined in the choruses. America" was
the only song on the program that
was not the work of Foster.
The composer was born on July I,
1926, and died in New York 3s years
later. He taught himself music and
studied with great assduity. His COM
positions include 100 songs. of which
the first written. was open Thy Lat.
tice. Love" published in ls42. and the
last was Beautiful Dreamer" COM
posed in 1864. the last year of his life.
"Gentle Annie" willie. We, Have
Missed You" "Old Dog. Tray" ""Come
Where My Love Lies Dreaming" ""Nel-
lie Was IA Lady" My Old Kentucky
Home Maggie by My Side" and Eel
len Bayne." the music of which is now
used for John Browns Body Lies
a-Mouldering in the Grave" were
some of the best known among his
the words and music of his songs
Daily camera., 1900-11-24
1lIe DAILY eINlERA
! 4t4
Ge Kaew she Df1n'f. "A

A mountain Fl. ,Tcr uf Nrsw HalNFs
shire, wl:..se wif rad tiixd from sel,-
ilepsy. rees ived visit Of cosslole IKE
from a neighbor. an eniiels physi-
clan. who had s.: :ssA hon in the
vici.ity. After ylssI:aE;z:ng w::a:s
him on the death Of his spouse, til,
doctor asked Requiring The symptoms.
concluding with the qu,>; on:
did you ever notice. Mr.. r.. wheth-
er your wife ground her teeth in
Sleep"
s'No, no" responded the mountain
eer, "I don't think she ever slept in
them."-N. Y. Tribune.
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One She AparecIatea.

II don't think much of the adages
people are forever quoting. do you?.'
asked Mr. Linger of Miss FosGick.
We'll" replied The girl. with a glance
at the clock. which indicated 1850.
there is one recall now which has a
good deal of sound sense
(which is hat ?"
"Early to bed and early to rise makes
man healthy, wealthy and wise."-
Harlem Life.
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R.reYenXe.

"No. Maudie." the elderly bachelor
said when next he met her. you can't
exactly be a sister 10 me. as YOU prom
ised the other day. because you are go-
ing to be a stepdaughter to me. II you
shall get along all right. Chicago
Tribune
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Filled In to Fill Up.

Dashaway-l have an idea that Mrs
Won Blumer invited us to dinner at
the last moment in place OF some fel-
lows who couldn't come.
Stuffer-That's all right. She in
vited us to fill in, and we cana to fill
Uptown Topics.
Daily camera., 1900-11-24
work. Both Ways.

"Liquor makes men talk, doesn't 1t 2"
said the citizen
"Yes: and sometimes it's the means OF
shutting them up" said the policeman.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Daily camera., 1900-11-24
Her Anxio.. Plant.

Hs-1 want to say good word for
your friend Jack He is a man after
my own heart.
She-That's very nice Of you, but
wish l could feel the same assurance.
Boston Courier.
Daily camera., 1900-11-24
What He MaAA.

HE started out to make nams for
himself
And did he succeed?"
well, hardly. He made . number
for himself instead"
How do you mean?"
Hes in the penitentiary."-Chi-
cago Post.
Daily camera., 1900-11-24
Meteorological HeA.

Twynn-I hear that the weather
man has been taken to the hospital
Triplett-That is true. The shock
was too much for him.
What shock?"
zone of his forecasts came true.
TitBit4.
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A Danger TO shun.

"Did that girl give any reason for re-
fusing you?"
'Yes; she said looked too much like
a man who was bent on having his own
way about everything. g."-Indianapolis
Journal,
Daily camera., 1900-11-24
II stin Hold. Good.

''They say" said the old man, "that
it is an exploded theory that fish is
food for the brain"
Don't you believe it," replied his
grandson. who had succeeded in get
ting ha.f way through college before
they expelled him for hazing. Don't
you believe it. I've always ct lots Of
fish, and look at me!"-Chicago Times
Herald.