The Republican journal., 1900-09-27
If you don't feel quite we'll, try bottle of
Hoods Sarsaparilla. 1t is a wonderful
tonic and invigorator 1t will help you.

of your hair off, sir?'' Customer" es, l
think you had better take it off at the ends,
unless you can get it out of the middle"
[Glasgow Evening Times.
Gan International Courtship'' the new
and absorbingly interesting novel by Mel
vile Kirke, has been described by a leading
London weekly newspaper as "a remark
able novel;" 1t is the story of marriage be-
tween American girls and titled English
men: Published by The Nicely Co., ia
Mrs. Krimsen. "The fact of Johns hav-
ing blue eyes and red hair makes it so hard
for us to decide
Mrs. Azures $50 hard to decide what ?"
Mrs. Krimsen. whether to send him to
Yale or Harvard Brooklyn Life.
A Shocking Calamity
"Lately befell railroad laborer," writes
DR.. A. Kellett of Williford, Ark. His
foot was badly crushed, but Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve quickly cured him; It's simply
wonderful for Burns, Boils, Piles and all
skin eruptions. It's the worlds champion
healer Cure guaranteed. 25c. Sold by r.
II. Moody, druggist. 1m;6
A teacher of music in a public school
tried to impress upon the children the mean
ing of f and If in a song they were about to
learn. After explaining the first sign, he
said:
'Now, children, if means forte, what
does # mean?"
eighty" shouted one.
BELLAVITA, Arsenic Beauty Tablets
and Pills for the complexion; 10 days treat
ment SOC, so days treatment S1.00 Sold by
A. A. Howes 4 Co., druggists, Belfast, Me.
3yrs24
Clergyman examining a Sunday school
class )-"Now, can any OF you tell me what
are the sins of omission?''
Small Scholar-''PleaSe, sir, they're the
sins you ought to have committed and
haven't" Exchange.
The Greatest Evidence of the dangers
of cholera morbus, diarrhpa, and dysen-
terry is the increase in the death rate during
the summer months. You cannot be too
careful, and particular attention should be
paid to the diet. A supply of PAINkILLER
relied on at all times as safe, sure and
speedy. A tea-spoonful will cure any ordi-
nary case Avoid substitutes, there is but
one Pain-killer, Perry Davis. Price 25c.
and SOC.
Much to Be Thankful For-"What, anoth-
er ice bill. Hang it. | can't pay cob,
Harold, don't be SO violent; you ought to be
thankful that we can afford to buy ice if we
can't afford to pay for it. [Chcago Record.
When doctors fail, try Burdock Blood
Bitters. Cures dyspepsia, constipation;
invigorates the whole system.
-"They now claim that klepto-
mania is a disease. That woman who was
arrested for shoplifting yesterday is said to
be suffering for it, Henderson-.''So /
thought it was the shopkeepers who were
the sufferers. But does she take anything
for it9 Ferguson-"Take anything for il?
Why, in one day she took three dress pat
terms, a silk umbrella, a silver bouquet
holder, eight SpoOls of cotton, three pairs of
gloves and a frying pan" Boston Tran
script.
Takes the burn out: heals the wound
cures the pain. Dr.. Thomas Electric Oil,
the household remedy.
One Little Girl in the Slum-"Wot dyer
say she died of ." The Other Little One
Eating ice cream on top of 'ot pud'lin'."
First Northumberland What a jolly
DEATH Tit Bits.
It's folly to suffer from that horrible
plague of the night, itching piles. Doans
Ointment cures, quickly and permanently,
At any drug store, 30 cents.
Keep a Cool Head heard that you
said / reminded you of the north pole.
Don't try to deny it lie; "Of course
did. YOU are SO sought after you know.
indianapolis journal.
What shall We Have for Dessert?
This question arises in the family every
DAY Let us answer it to-day. Try Jell-O,
delicious and healthtul dessert. Prepared
in two minutes. No boiling. no baking.
add boiling water and set to cool. Flavor:
Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Straw
berry. AT your grocerS, 10 cts. 1y10
1t Came Natural-Mrs Johnsing-' Mah
Land. Dat chile cant be mo den TO mont 5
old an walking Ground like er full-grown
man? HOW'D YOU larn him ," Mrs. Jack
son-"Why Nose begin whisllin' cake
walk de odder day, and OATS de result. .
Puck
Working Night and Day.
The busiest and mightiest little thing that
ever was made is DR.. Kings New Life Pills
These pills change weakness into strength,
liStleSsneSS into energy. bran-taS into men,
tai power. They're wonderful in building
up the health Only 25c. per box. Sold by
+. III. Moody, druggist. INST
His Age. ''Are you old enough to vote "''
asked the tourist in North Carolina. 81
dunno erzackly what my age is, boss,' re-
piled the colored man. ''But can tell you
dis. | allus was old enough to know better
dan to try to vote Washington Star.
Concerning Seattle, Puget Sound, Wash
lnSton State and Alaska, consult Bureau of
Information, Seattle, Wash, o. NJ. Moore,
secretary. 1tf
Cheated. "Ah," said the groom, ''here it
is! Here's your friend Bardsley''s wedding
present. "Oh,' exclaimed the bride, who
was busy in her boudoir, ''what is it ~ San
original poem of-let me see-fve stanzas.
with his book "Well," 1t seems to me
that after what l gave him and his wife they
might at least have sent us a salad dish or a
pickle fork" Chicago Times Herald.
Itch on human cured in 80 minutes by
W9olford's s, Sanitary Lotion. This never never
gists, Belfast, Me. lyric.
Not for Their Health-"Oh, my. Oh,
my" exclaimed the clergyman. who had
ing craps on the Sabbath day, swhat are
you playing that game on Sunday for %
Eur keeps, vat dyer s'pose ?" replied one