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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1900-03-30
!. A slight snow felLMonlay night. 0 It

thefpeople of this city and vicinity
splendid evenings entertainment with
their 'Old Maids Convention" on April
18th.
Mrs, Mary Sturrett, wife Of Stake
Patriarch Sturrett died at her home in
Cove, Gentle valley, on Monday Of
dropsy. She was quite an aged lady
and formerly resided in this city
Chieftain.
You may talk OF your pet shoe stores
and of buying shoes cheap. Call on
Nose Lewis, The Leader; he will sell
you stylish, good wearing shoes cheaper
than any other store in town. AZ
The Cache Knitting works warrant
their undergarments to wear a certain
length of time IL they don't you get
new suits free. G, F. Lloyd the agent,
will be in town several days taking or
ders, Be sure and SEQ his samples.
w. F. Scott of Soda Springs was to-
day rendered the craftsmanship Of the
: silver republican party of this county,
bur declined, stating that the people
: had decided two years ago that his
Q valuable services would not be required
: to run the political machinery of Ban
: nook county -Cheftain,
John A. Bsgfey has opened real es.,
a tate office. He will buy and sell farms,
J. city property and all classes OF real es-
. t3te. lie has plenty of money to loan
# on zeal estate at low interes and long
time. If you have place to sell Or
a want to buy call on Mr.. Bagley.
ft Ask anybody in Montpelier and there
lt are great many of them. who wenr
. Cache Knitting Works goods. how they
like them. II they don't endorse orr
n stock we don't AJAX you to buy, g. +.
Of Lloyd, wholesale and retail states
xt man.
III Hewitts show held forth two nights
in Montpelier this week. The enter
is tainment Is a good one and the Hewitta
s. deserve good houses. Some nice pre-
ne SCENTS were given away during the per
Sc forrnAnces.
The funeral services over the remaiaa
g of John Lec son of Mr.. and Mrs. john
d Heggie, took place at the residence list
IN Friday, being attended by o largo
tt number, The services were conducted
81 by Bishop Clark, Judge Hitler and
ed Lorenzo Burgoyne being the speaker.
Re Appropriate music was also rendered.
IS. Deputy United States Marshal Joseph
to Pinkham left Boise about q week ago
for the purpose of arresting Yellowstone
"a park poachers who reside in the neigh
=. borhood of Henry stake. The me. he
al went after are William Courtney and
=, Jay Whitman Marshal Ramsey his
-. received message from the deputy
=. stating that ha had arrested the men
= and brought them TO Blackfoot.
90 There are several places in Bear Ialfe
-. where asphaltum can be found. Tht
l. depo9its have never been developed $
&c it is not known how extensive they maa
a. be- IN the Eden hills south of Monf
~ pelier it can BE- seen in many pla9aa
The many warm springs in the iii.
=, has caused the stuff to run out theo.1..s!
no cracks in the rocks Who kroua=.4t
that great quantities Of this valuafIls
-. product are to be found right herr i
s 90 this VALE.
ia. The Odd Fellows have appointed /.
=
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1900-03-30


for rent cheap. Apply to Frank Jones
Flowing is, in progress all over the \
valley, The acreage sown this year Wilt
be largo
Why use inferior beer when you can
gef your choice of leading brands at
the Palace Saloong II
Examine my line of Evaporated
Fruits, Peaches, Apples, Plums, Prunes
etc, at H. i. Whitmans. 9
Go to Hoover's Drug Store for
everything you want in the medicine
and notion line. III
List your property with John A. Bag
ley He will linda buyer Also money
to loan on long time and low interest.
The Hewett show people arrived in
town Wednesday and gave perfor
nance in the opera house the same even
ing.
FOR Subdivisions seed oats for
sale at Joe Bagley's ranch in Montpelier
canyon, See sample at EXAMINER Of
iceI
4 The Pioneer Creamery of Paris, Bear
Kake county, capital $4,000, has filed
PARTICLES of incorporation W it'll the sec
rotary of state.
Several aspirants for chief of police
are looming mp. The incoming mayor
will have plenty of material from which
| 10 Gallant bSu xnaooo NHSoo~
1t is said three fourths of the employees
} on the U. y are being let out on account
} of the physical examination, which thai
many pre- failing to pass.
Frank G.. Knoll Sr. an old and highl,
aests emed citizen of Pocatello, died a
: his home on Harrison avenue at 5:5'
7 O'clock Friday morning after a shor
. illness,
have fine lot of oats for sale. Sam
pie can be seen at the EXAMINER office
r For prices apply to w. D. Ream
: Dingle, Idaho.
Lettuce, radishes, onions and berrie
fresh every day from Salt Lake. Price
4 reasonable. Also a select line of fresl
: groceries. Only the best is our motto
n w. W, Chapman. 8
Chas. soi1mid has closed the tailo
d Shop aa1d is preparing to move to hi
r rap6h on Blaclzfoot river. Montpelie
!. Is now without tailor shop and goo
opening is offered for one.
u Sheriff Abbott of Pennington, Uta
g was in town last Saturday looking 70
:. a law-breaker, supposed to be held here
The suspect wasn't the man he wanted
:. however. and the sheriff was according
/ ~ disappointed.
|, Ed Pugmire came home from Bots
70 Saturday, where he had=been. ATTEND
ing a meeting of the democratic stat
a central commit. Ed says fusion
d a sure go and the chances o. carryin
| the state are of the brightest
n Headache often results from a di
ordered condition of the stomach an
2 constipation of the bowels. A dose
50 two of Chamberlain Stomach an
j. Liver Tablets will correct these disorde
Il and cure the headache. sold by Hoover
: Drug Store.
in Besides mems clothing we carry
ID handsome new line Of boys and chill
or rens suits. They will be open for i,
q 4;, -, q 1.,tv or two (tnll in ar
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1900-03-30
LOCAL NEWS.

Behr Lake county's jail is empty,
Gen Joubert, of the Boer Army, died
Wednesday.
Garden and flower seed for sale ct FL. |
=. Whitmans. o
County Attorney Bulge was in town
Tuesday Oh legal business.
J, Fl, McBrayer (the Originally and
Franklin Cos Rye at the Palace Sa-
loon. Ill
Sam Lewis has gone east to buy his
spring and summer stock for the Fair
store.
Rev Stoddard, Of Green River held
services in the Episcopal church in this
city last Sunday.
If You want to buy fruit trees write
O. F. Smith, the Blackfoot Nursery
Blackfoot, Idaho. SO
Ritter, Bros Drug Co. have just re-
ceived 1000 onnces Of strychnine for
this seasons trade.
Shoes to wear; that is what we have
and our prices will more than please
YOU. Fl. B, Whitman.
A. Herman has gone on q mission to
Turkey The Montpelier ward gave
him splendid farewell party.
Bishop Austin informs the EXAMINER
that his family have about recovered
from their recent seige of typhoid fever,
Several sheep owners have already
sent their focks to the range. A little
early we should think, as the grass has
not started yet.
See my and 10 cent counter fo'
bargains. Lots of People save money
nv Patronizing this Counter. Why
not YOU? II, B. Whitman,
The post office Inspector has founo
that Diamondyille's absconding post
master was $4,000 short.. His bondsmer
have made the shortage good.
A GOOD stock of Cemetary work, heat
stones. etc, to pick from at the .bea1
Lake Marble works. opposite Ritter Bros
Come along with your orders os
The last sad rites over the body 0
-Mrs# Gruenig were conducted OF th'
PRESBYTERIAN church last Saturday, Rev
Nudge preaching the funeral sermon
The city election occurs next tuesday
f45ryone ticket appear on the oal
a ts.lhe polls will be in the city hall
I'D +bev.Will open at o'clock and clos
at I p. N.
Common cattle are assessed at. S19i
he. in Wyoming Yoarlings an,
.,,,7e, IS a head.. Sheep 81 s.. % per head
and under $1.25.commol
rsnge horses 81 head.
am offering nice new line of Cine
,z..,ss. percales, Madras Cloths, ais
cutting Half Bleeched sheeting, Cal
91,av,ots.. Goods that wi
Tvs, end wash. II. 3. Whitman.
non sA Tf.FI3-4 city lots, large size
fire Huff addition. Wil.take goo y
LIN e..i' 5arsa in exchange. A snap f
sas,,o one who may want a good-loe'
81 '9,., Tor further particulars apply
the EXAMINER ofiiee.=
The y Goldman Of Walnut camp, Ia
most enjoyable smoker last =aonaa
a,, ,s,911 - their lodge rooms. .seYef'
e e,,tsiders we're there, and happy and i
ssssconeeil1'14s' VIZ ".
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
TENNESSEE STATE NEWS
Tn. Laurel Creek Extension.

The officials of the Nashville & Knox
vile railway have decided to begin
work at once on the Laurel Creek ex'
tension of their road. The line will be
about twenty miles long, leaving the
main stem near Monterey. 1t will run
the entire distance through a finely
timbered section and will penetrate the
richest fields of semi-anthracite coal in
the State. The coal fields have been
tested by drills over quite an extensive
area and by entries driven at six diff.
ferent points, four of which will be
worked, with a capacity of 1000 tons
daily at each point. The coal measures
are about four and one-half feet in
thickness and the area of coal as at
present tested and determined insures
continuous mining in that section for
the next half century at least.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Destructive C1oudburst.

A cloudburst in the mountain section
of Blount county one night last week,
did heavy damage to farms, timber
lands and county traversed by streams.
The large Touring mill of James A.
Harris, at Rockford, was moved from
its foundation and carried down Little
river until it struck log boom and was
demolished. 1t contained about SOC
bushels of new wheat and modern ma
chinery. The loss is about SO, 900.
Fences and crops were washed from
farm lands and much heavy timber was
cut down by the raging waters. No lives
are reported lost.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
WHAT SHE WANTED.
And Her Words of Endearment Never
Moved the Man Behind the
Counter.

A fair young girl, perplexity written ON
her eountenance, confronted the pale young
man. He returned her gaze with the i'm
passive stare of one who had never seen her
before. Had he! Listen, says the Baltimore
American.
In a low, well-modulated voice, without
the slightest trace of emotion or excitement,
she says:
al want you, dear heart. love you, my
honey. Come back, my baby. Why did you
throw me down? The latch strings always
hanging out for you. I've shook that other
man You're the only fellow love. don't
like no cheap man. / amt seen no messen-
ger boy. Oh, promise me, and III be true to
Was he moved? No. His face took on a
bored expression, and in careless tone he
asked:
rs that all?"
"Yes," she half whispered.
1.-TWO dollars and ten cents, please. We
are having a special sale on sheet music to-
day, and they are reduced in price. Thank
you"
Then they drifted apart, she to practice
rag time and he to fit from Beethoven to
Williams-and-W Walker all for the same sal
airy per week
A girl may forgive a man for kissing her
on the impulse of the moment, but never for
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
NEW POLICE CATECHISM.
Requisites of n Competent Copper a.
Understood by One OF
the Finest.

Imagine a class of about 40 stalwart men,
each dressed in blue uniform and attentive
~ listening to the words of wisdom that
emanste from the teachers lips, and you viii
have son1e idea Of one of Clerk Of the Police
Board Harrison's school classes. Many ridi-
culous answers are given to questions
and some of them cause roars Of laugh
ter to ascend to the ceiling. AT a recent
class meeting Officer Dan Tehan was asked
20 describe the requisite Of a good police
man. The answer was honesty, sobriety,
truthfulness, intelligence and several other
virtues, all Of which are noticeable in men,
bers Of the police force, says the Cincinnati
Enquirer.
After Tehan had been asked the ques-
ton he chested out and answered in a
Gonorous voice.
"Hon-isteel Sobrietee! Troot'fulness!
Guide mor-Tuls! Impar-rtialitee! intelli-
glnce! a plain addrhriss-an'-er-um
oh! diviIs own slew av things besoidesl"
roar followed the answer, and Clerk
Harrison, endeavoring to keep his face
straight, asked: Officer Blanchard, what
Is eXtortionE
And the class broke up when Blanchard's
answer smote the air.
1t was:
"ExtOrtion is an overloaded stomach
Black cigars are the very latest in
widowers' weeds.-Chicago Daily News.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Wheat Experiments.

The wheat experiments conducted by
the department of agriculture at the
Tennessee experiment station during
the past winter have been very success
full. The crop is now all harvested and
threshed and the results are being
worked up, as it is the purpose of the
department to issue a bulletin on this
subject within the course of a few
weeks so that it will be in the hands of
the farmers before seeding time. In
this report the relative merit of some
thing over forty varieties of wheat will
be discussed. All those desiring this
publication can secure the same, free
of charge, by addressing Andrew NJ.
Saule at the experiment station.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Gland of the SIxyo

In Western North Carolina, between the
Blue Ridge on the east and the Alleghanies
on the west, in the healthful valley of the
French Broad, two thousand feet above the
sea, lies Asheville, beautiful, picturesque
and world famed as one of the most pleasant
resorts in America. 1t is land of bright
skies and incompatible climate, whose
praises have been sung by poets, and whose
beauties of stream, valley and mountain
ton for the painters brush. This is truly
the Land of the Sky" and there is perhaps
no more beautiful region on the continent to
attract pleasure tourists or health seekers.
Convenient schedules and very low rates to
Asheville via Southern Railway.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Killed From Ambush.

Last week near Lynchburg, in Moore
county, Hardee Bowling waylaid and
killed Charles White. Both men were
farmers and had quarreled while at
work in a field together the previous
day. Bowling used Winchester rife
and fired on his victim at short range
as the latter was on his way to his
home. White ran and five more shots
followed, four taking effect. The
wounded man lived but short while
and Bowling made his escape.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
He wOuIdn't Tell.

The argument by analogy or hypothetical
case is often dangerous. A very stately
and dignifed clergyman used to tell story
illustrative of the risk of this method. One
of his Pensioners was much addicted to
drink and one night the vicar met him
coming home in such a condition that he
demonstrated with him on the spot, and by
way of clinching his argument, asked:
What would you say if you were to see
me Keeling down the street in state of
hopeless intoxication?" The offender ap-
peared to be deeply impressed and an
swered, fervently: II wouldn't tell a soul,
ir."-San Francisco Argonaut.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
State Finances.

The report of the State treasurer for
July shows total receipts 1851, 14I.O4;
disbursements, $3.50, 1857. The princi
pal items of receipts were from trustees,
S1s,911.49 county court clerks, $685.
933.67; State tax on insurance compa-
mics, $57,O73.94; maintenance of con-
victs, 26,33S.34. The principal items
of disbursements were State prosecu-
tions, S14, 212.19; interest on State debt,
$191, 676.50; interest on school fund,
500, 417.59; maintenance of convicts.
$25. 552.7I
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Railway Charter Granted.

The secretary of State has granted q
charter to the Beaver Dam railway
company, johnson county. The pro-
posed route of the railroad is from a
point on the State line in johnson
county, near Damascus, Va, and along
Beaver Dam creek to a point in the
lower end of Shady Valley.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

An English officer in Malta stopped, in rid.
ing, to ask a native the way. He was an
Swered by a shrug of the shoulders and a
mo speak English"
you're a fool, then" said the officer,
But the man knew enough English to ask:
"Do you understand Maltesep
''Noo
t'Do you know ArabicT
mo"
''Do you know Italian?"
mo"
..cDo you know Greek''
z. Sun,
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

The receipts of the State insurance
department for July were the largest
in the history of the department. Dur
ing the month over $57, 600 were col
lected from the tax on premium re-
ceipts of life and fire insurance COM
panies. The next biggest month was
July of last year, when the sum of s4s,-
S64.69 was turned in. The insurance
tax is collected semi-annually in Janu-
airy and July Of each year.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Curtner Springs Camp Meeting.

The Curtner Springs camp meeting,
near Union City, began last week. This
is the biggest thing in the way of a
camp meeting in this portion of the
State, thousands of people attending
annually. The meeting this year will
continue until the 10Th, and will be
conducted by the Rev. II. w. Brooks,
presiding elder of the Dyersburg dis
trict, assisted by the Rev. j. H. Roberts
and others
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Executive Clemency.

Gov. McMillin has pardoned Bruce
Kittrell of Perry county, convicted of
felonious assault. and sentenced to
eleven months and twenty-nine days
in prison, and James Shubert, convicted
of tippling and given a fine and work
house sentence. The youth of the
latter secured his pardon.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Best for the bowels.

No matter what ails you, headache to a
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy h t raj movements, cost yGI Just u
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has G. G. G.
stamped on it. Beware of limitations.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

An English tourist, who had left water
proof on a train, went back to look for It,
On asking the occupants of third-class
carriage compartment whether they had
one of them replied, "we're a. Macphersons
here n-GlasgnM Evening Times.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

Tears stood in my wife's great, gray eyes;
'I am dying to go to the Paris exposition y
she exclaimed. "You are very foolish" said
l, striving to be calm. IF you die, you will
go to Heaven" Recuba bit her lip. 1t was
impossible, of course, to gainsay my logic
Detroit journal.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Regulating Water Rates.

The city council of Knoxville has
passed an ordinance providing for an
average reduction of 25 per cent. in the
rates charged by the Knoxville Water
Company. The water company threat
ems to contest the enforcement of the
ordinance, claiming the city has no
legal nor contract right to regulate the
rates
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Do Your Feet Ache ana Burnr

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot Ease,
a powder for the feet. 1t makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy. Cures Corns, Itching,
Swollen, Hot, Callous, Smarting, Sore and
Sweating Feet. All Druggists and Shoe
Stores sell it, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Adj
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
A Good Financial Showing.

The month of July closed with a net
cash balance in the State treasury of
SIS, 612.69. The sinking fund for the
month amounted to S13,241.11. State
officials consider this an excellent show
ing.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Mother OF Conrressman RIchardson Dead

Mrs. Augusta Mary Richardson,
mother of Hon. James ID. Richardson,
leader of the Democratic minority in
congress, died last week at Murfrees-
boro. Mrs. Richardson had been in
feeble health for some weeks.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Gold in Hawkins County.

Reports from the god mine recently
discovered in Hawkins county state
that assays of gold found there show
$500 per ton, and that ore of this rich
value is in great abundance. Pros
pectors have not yet been able to as
certain the magnitude of the vein, but
the find is considered one of the richest
ever made in that section.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Death From Ice Cream.

Miss Lille Roundtree, of Maury coun'
ty, ate ice cream one night last week,
soon dropped into convulsions, and died
in few hours,
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

Mr. Gump Ito teacher)-'No, don't want
you to teach my son any grammar. Not
bit of. it." Teacher-"But-but is I'M
usual, sir. May inquire your reasons" Mr..
Gump-'1 intend that he shall be writer
of popular songs. "-Baltimore American.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Groves Tonic broke up days spell of fever which
physician thought would last several weeks:

During my illness your Chill Tonic proved OF
beneficial eect-it being highly endorsed by my family ply
stefan. bottles broke up days spell of fever which
first thought by the doctor would last for several weeks
Your excellent remedy is having tremendous sale through
this section than all other Chill Tonics combined
as l am informed by various druggists
Yours truly, A. ROSCOWER,
CIodsboro, C.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

Myer-Have you noticed what a lot Of
new houses are being put up all over the
city?
Gyer-Yes; and I've been wondering why
they don't put up few old ones just for
a change.-Indianapol Journal.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
The Best Prescription for Chi1Is

If your stomach is out of order, use DR.
Carlstedt's German Liver Powder. Pleas
ant to take; no tea to make. Price, 25 cents
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
At the Restaurant,

First Man (excitedly)-Our restaurant is
on fire.
Second Man (calmly)-Come, then, hurry
up and perhaps at last we may be able to
get something hot.-Pearson's Weekly.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

We cured Is cases of chills with u bot.
ties of Yucatan Chill Tonic (improved). B.
McElrath, L. j. Story and II. B. Miller, Har'
ris Grove, KY.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
tn. American working Man.

Much comparison has been made between
the endurance of the Chinese and the Ameri-
can working man. Those with authority to
speak say that the average working man of
America is as superior to the Chinese as Hos
letters Stomach Bitters is to any other dys-
pepsia cure. The Bitters does not claim to
cure everything, but it does cure constipa-
ton, indigestion, dyspepsia, biliousness,
liver and kidney troubles, and prevents ma
LARA, fever and ag1e.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

One reason that women are successful in
the legal profession is that their word IS
News.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli-
BILE medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Carriers Ink

The Optimist-There's nothing like hope
The Pessimist-There certainly isn't-fol
fooling person.-Chicago Evening News.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10
Sarcastic,

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES are fast to suns
light, washing and rubbing Sold by all
druggists
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

"Papa, what is the difference between a
EOh. about S., 900 a year. Town Topics.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

A Colonel in the British South African
Army says that Adams Tutti Frutti was a
blessing to his men while marching.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1900-08-10

cribs boy of NINE" said the distressed
parent, ''has always been backward in his
lessons. He doesn't seem to be smart
enough" "You leave him with me" said
the old-fashioned pedagogIe, significantly.
''I'll make him smart. "-Philadelphia Req