The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-04-13
Editorial and Otherwise

enforced.
Women are not all angels by large
majority.
The speculator gets turned down some
times. His head hits the ceiling hard.
Where there is large family of grown
girls a matchmaking mother is very
essential.
Some misers would sell the milk of
human kindness for two prices.
| Man wants even his fun at somebody
else's expense.
A smart man must learn to read post
script in a woman's eye.
Bad men always hate the laws that
good men try to enforce.
Hanna is said toprefer Secretary Long
as Mckinley's running mate.
"Isn't it funny, mama," said little
Tommy the other night, that the wind
doesn't blow the fire-flies out?"
How an angry'man hates to see any
thing that would make him smile.
After man passes fifty he becomes a
sign post with Don't" printed on it.
The most difficult task IN the world is
to live day without making mistake.
Don't be critical; criticism is net wis
dom, though foolish people sometimes
think it is.
Before doing disreputable thing,
remember that the people have long
tongues and willing ears.
Mental pluck and brute grit go long
way when combined.
Dealers in charcoal at Havana never
have yellow fever.
New Orleans will have flower parade
on Saturday, May 5th.
Equity demands that defendant
should have hearing.
The hour of anticipation is often more
pleasant than the instant of realization
The pace that kills generally makes
very judcious selections.
The trouble with good cheer is that il
is frequently the advance agent of dys-
pepsia.
Many man can pat himself on the
back without twisting anything but his
conscience.
Whenever it occurs to you to write
Yourself down an ass, it will save you
trouble if you use indelible ink.
The hand that rocks the cradle Of a
mans ambition can be plainly seen in
Dewey's sudden candidacy for the Presi-
dency.
A New Jersey pauper has just celebra-
ted his one hundred and twenty-eighth
birthday. 1t is surprising how long some
men can live on faith, hope-and charity
The man of one idea usually spells il
~ dear
a With fire insurance companies, paying
policy-holders is almost burning ques'
ton.
The confirmed poker player should
make good night clerk i'll hotel-he
is so fond Of calling people.
Unlike most risings, there is usually
nothing in swelled head.
The man intoxicated with success may
make holy show of himself, but he al
least escapes being run in by the police
Life has many compensations. One OF
them seems to he that the homlier man
is the prettier the woman he gets for a
wife.
A man can readily see when he is i'm
posed upon, but it seldom occurs to him
that he often imposes upon others.
Every man intends to do better than
he does Heaven will not be very fai
away when men are as good as theiI
resolutions.
A man is surprised when he reaches
thirty to realize the little sense he hao
when he was eighteen. He will still be
more surprised when he is fifty to real
ize the little sense he had when he was
thirty.
The Oxford Globe is kicking because
the patent "insides" paper men have
raised the price of their paper.
Atlantas council has voted $500 to uni
form the members of the local camp o
Confederate Veterans, so that they viii
look we'll in parade.
The King of Sweden never touches
gun. The King of Belgium has shot onl.
once in his life, and the Sultan Of Turke.
cannot bear to see gun.
A dog in his dotage is preferable to on
In the sausage.
: Love speaks through the eyes; the lip
are otherwise engaged.
Some musicians take great pains wit
their music, while others give them t
|. the audience.
A physician says raw oysters are III
healthy. Perhaps they are, but no on
ever heard Of raw oyster sending for
doctor.
Sensible men are always deaf to unju
criticism.
The Atlanta Journal says that IL
peach crop Is safe oil over Georgia, an
this means millions Of money and grel
Joy to Its people.
And now here turns up another Graf,
in Kansas. He owns the first green-bac
issued during the civil wsr--a 81 bill
> for which he sayshe has been offers
5000, and asks 5000.
It's good plan y keep an eye on u
individual who u always telling "
that It takes \ lAisf 70 catch 4 thief.
The Prince of Wsles IL evidently e