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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09

hind shelter with bated breath. Six
shots, ten, fifteen, twenty.
Are they both dead?' was asked In
whispers.
Pop! bangi pop!
But they must be dead now
Fifty shots, 100, 200. Then man who
had been asleep in a distant saloon
slowly awoke, and shambled outdoors
and down the street. When he reached
the fighters, the four guns were still
blazing, but he closed in and took both
men by the ear and led the pair around
the corner and gave them the boot and
said:
How many times hev I got to warn
We that it's agin the ordinance to shoot
off -frecrackers? %
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

B. Miller and wife to L. r. and E. r.
Taylor and w. H. Johnson $500. lot no
112 and ia Ash street, B. Miller's addi-
ton.
Mabel K Wilson to Anna j. Wilson.
50, 97S. 70, one-fourteenth interest in lots
261 and north 10 in of 1853 and one-four-
teenth interest in part 232 Kansas ave-
nue. and one-fourteenth interest in north
west quarter and in northwest half
northeast quarter 19-11-15.
Geo. I. Thatcher to Louis Poison $780,
10 t63 and north 10 feet IS Taylor street
WatsOn's addition.
Geo. Youngreen and wife to Ira 1.
Gerberick, 1900. lot 20 Quincy street.
P. J. Neugebauer and wife to Thos
and Susie Radcliffe, $780, north half lot
81 Chandler street. south Klein's addi-
@on.
Edgar T.. and Chas. 6. Moon to Nancy
J. Moon, 81. northwest quarter is and
northeast quarter 17-12-14.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09
It Happened in a Drug Store.

zone day last winter a lady came to my
drug store and asked for brand OF cough
medicine that did not have in stock
says Mr. c. R Grandin, the popular drug
gtst OF Ontario, n Y. she was disap-
pointed and wanted TO know what cough
PREPARATION I could recommend. I said
TO her that I could freely recommend
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. and that
she could take bottle of the remedy and
after giving it a fair trial If she did not
find it worth the money to bring back
the bottle and I would refund the price
paid. In the course of a. day or two the
lady came back in, company with a friend
in need of a cough medicine and advised
her TO buy a bottle OF Cham berlain's
Cough Remedy I consider that 8 very
good recommended ton for the remedy" Il
IS for sale by all druggists
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09
OPENS no PACKED HOUSE.
Falk and Veronee Reappear in Topeka
in "Lost Paradise"


The -veronee Stock company op-
ened its second engagement at Craw-
ford's Opera House last night with
was packed.
The company has changed slightly
since the former engagement here and
Edward Boring, the former leading man
has gone to the Woodward Stock COM
pany at Kansas City. Last night Geo.
Mitchell filled in as Reuben Warner
the heaviest part in the cast Mr. Mitch
ell does not pose as a leading man. He
is a character player. But he went onto
the stage last night with but one re-
hearsal and carried his part through
without any serious blunders Miss Lii
liam Mortimer, the leading lady, as
Margaret KnOwlton" pleased the audi
ence- Miss Mortimer is far above the
average popular price company stand
ard of leading ladies' She carried her
part with a grace and naturalness that
pleased the audience. The company is
We'll balanced Miss Jenny Kaliff, as
"C1nders" and Andy Waldron as Billy
Hopkins" furnished some comedy that
was especially good. Miss Kaliff seems
70 be one of the few condolences who
can don coarse clothes and keep an au-
dience in laughter.
The specialties were good Two little
girls calling themselves Ouida- and lola
The Little Magnets" pleased the audi
ence with songs and dances. One is 8
and the other II years old They sang
one of those naughty French songs that
Anna Held made famous and then did a
SKIRT dance and finally, after changing
their SKIRTS Tor sailor costumes. they did
the sailor hOrnpipe- They. danced every
bit of it and were heartily encored. Geo.
Wright pleased the audience with his al
phaoetical sermon. The company viii
present Stolen Diamonds tonight
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09
Woman Arrested For Selling Liquor.

Mrs. Ida Williams, colored, was ar
rested Monday charged with selling Ii
quor at her residence in Tennesseetown.
She was unable to give bond and was
locked up. Her husband, Jump" Will
Iams. was arrested several days ago for
the same offense, but was released on
bond and is now out awaiting trial.
The police did not want to lock UP Mrs.
Williams as she has a baby only a few
months old to attend to and they con-
sidered the bond of the husband suffi-
cient, but the people VINO have Tennee-
seetown under their watchful eyes in
sisted, so they we're compelled to lock
up both.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09
Population of Delaware.

Washington. Oct. SThe census bureau
announces officially that the population
of the state of Delaware is 1874, 735 in
$780, as against 16S. 493 in 1890. This is
an increase Of 1922. or SO per cent
The population Of the District of Co
lumbia is 27S,71S as against 23O, 902 ten
years ago; an increase Of As, S26, or POS
T1.T- cent
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09
BOUND TO BE UNHAPPY.

well" said the jovial citizen. 'It's
beginning to get cooler.
Yes answered Mr. Blykins.
Are you not pleased?"
IN q measure But I see no reason
for manifesting surprise les got to be-
gin to get cooler some time or other 50
as to lead up to the billiards. and chill
blains that make life a burden in the
winter" Washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09
A SLIGHT CORRECTION.

Miss Iakeside-Goodness! How tan
ned you arel You've been in the sun,
haven't you?
Miss Presyse (of Boston)-Most as
sl1redly not There are no means as yet
of transporting oneself to that sphere.
I have been merely basking in the beams
which percolated through the clrcum-
ambient atmosphere of Atlantic City
PhiIadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09

Do not get scared if your heart troubles
you. Most likely you suffer from indiges>
ton KodcI Dyspepsia Cure digests what
you eat and gives The worn out stomach
perfect rest 1t is the only preparation
known that completely digests all classes
of foods; that is why it cures the worst
cases of indigestion and stomach trouble
after everything else. has failed 1t may
be taken in all conditions and cannot help
but do you good. At all drug stores.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09
Ten Dollars For Fifty Cents.

Use Gavitt's Pain Extractor. It saves
time, expense. labor and annoyance. It
makes people happy who have Cramp
Collie. Just think of this. 1t is worth
ten dollars a bottle just for that alone,
and all druggists are selling it for so
cents a bottle.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09

Can't be perfect health without pure
blood. Burdock Blood Bitters makes
pure blood. Tones and invigorates the
whole system.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09

The best method Of cleansing the liver Is
the use Of the famous little pills known as
DeWitt's Little Early Risers. Easy to
take. Never grippe. At all drug stores.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09
THE PROBLEM.

=; ): : :: = :: =: :: G: c: :: :;
time, labor, and materials. He must deduct from the
apparent the saving in the longer life Of the cake,
IN the longer Life Of the washed fabric, IN the labor
required, in the time consumed, in the strength
pended in the results obtained. When all is finished,
Ivory is the cheapest soap IN the world. 1t floats.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09

'Tisn't safe to be day without DR..
Thomas Electric oil in the house. New
er can tell what moment an accident is
going to happen.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09

Subscribe for the State Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-09

IFTOIn Inc New OK SUM
It was midnight as a laundering
knock came at the door of room No. 4S.
Phoenix hotel.
What is wanted?" asked the occu-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03

Pepsin Syrup Co., Monticello, Ill.
Gentlemen:-I feel ir my duty to
express to you my gratitude for what
your wonderful remedy has done for
me. was completely run down
with complication of stomach dis.
orders. For ten months could not
work and was treated by three emil
nent physicians. One insisted upon
operating on me, declaring nothing
short Of an operation for appended
tis would cure me. A friend induced
me to try DR.. Oaldwell's Syrup
Pepsin and from the first dose be-
gan to improve and have not had
any tronble since. haye gained %
pounds In weight and am enjoying
the very best of health. I never
fail to say q good word for DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin, for know
what it has done for me 1t will do for
others. Gratefully yours,
CHARLES CURRY.
Sold by w. B. Frame, Ardmore,
Davis and Oakland.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
us closing the incident.
A VERY unfortunate circumstance

A VERY unfortunate circumstance
Tor the success of the Philippine
campaign material Of the republi-
can party is the renewed activity
Of the insurgents in all the PROV
inces and the failure of the carpet
bag government just recently insti-
tinted to exert any Influence on the
liberty loving natives of the archi-
pelago. The capture last week OF
the American officer and fifty men
by the insurgents shows that the
long occupation by our troops has
not paralyzed the native military
organizations.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03

ieering children who cried, See. these
people have no goitres." as If to be with
out goitre was physical dehciency.
Similarly. the prevalence of irregular
periods among young women, and the
commonness of debilitating drains
among married women have created
the mischievous idea that these are the
natural conditions of womanhood.
In normal health the periods should
be regular and painless and there should
be neither drains nor pains for the mar
ried woman. To regain that normal
condition of health is possible to every
woman who will make a trial OF Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It regu-
lates the periods, dries up the drains.
and cures liberation and inflammation
Sick women can consult DR.. K. ".
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, by letter without
charge. Every letter is held as strictly
private and sacredly confidential
81 had falling of internal organs and had to
periods which would sometimes last ten or
twelve days" writes Mrs Alice L. Holmes. o.
Coolspring Street, Uniontown. Pa Had also
indigestion SO bad that could mot eat anytntng
hardly DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription ana
Golden Medical Discovery cured me: took
three bottles Of the Favorfte Prescription and
one Of the Golden Medical Discovery /.
DIR. Pierce's Common Sense Medicai
Adviser-sent free on receipt OF stamps
to cover mailing only. Twenty-one one
cent stamps for edition in paper; 81
stamps for the cloth-bound edition. Ad-
dress Dr. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03

Moore's Pilules are a guaranteed
cure for oil forms of Malaria, Ague,
Chills and fever, Swamp Fever, Ma
larial Fever, Bilious Fever, Jaundioe,
Biliousuess, fetid breath and tired
Iistless feeling. They cure Rheuma-
tism and the lassitude following blood
poison produced from malsrial pois-
oning. No tQqinine. No Arsenic,
Acids or Iron. Do not ruin stomach
or teeth. Entirely tasteless. Price
soc per box. DIR. O. @. Moore Co.,
No. $40 North Main Street, st. Louis
Mo. Sold by w. b. Frame, City
Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03

The big strike continues to
spread. almost every day witness
ing the closing Of additional col
lieries and a corresponding increase
in the ranks of the strikers. The
miners are conducting their cam
paign in a very orderly manner,
seeming to have realized that dis
orders and violence would give the
operators the advantage. The men
say that they will yield to no par
tial concessions. All or nothing
is their slogan.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03


In private letter written d few
days ago Che following significant
information is given. showing the
way the wind Is blowing. and would
.seen to foretelI the beginning oJ
the snd Of the round bale trust:
At Decatur yesterday / was
much pleased TO attend a funeral
at which twelve actual and two
honorary pail bearers oficiated;
there was present only one sad and
lonely mourner, the isolated
American Ronnd Bale agent. The
interment, fignratively speaking,
was the burial of the American
Round Bale press which was used
in the large gin plant at Decatur.
Mr.. Lillard. who is now the prin-
cipal owner of this plant. told the
B. B. Go. to remove their press al
ouce, otherwise he would have il
dumped ON the ground; being O
man of his word he dumped the
press. / rejoice at the sorrow OF
the chief mourner.'' -
Peace to his ashes, let him sleep
In the arms Of engels fair,
He lost iife's game, oh mourners weeT
Because he couldn't get there.
Farewell Roundlapper; long fare
we'll;
You may be in heaven or may be-ir
the other place.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
riark ttanna,s Latest Trick.

Information from an official
source has been received at demo-
cratic national headquarters in
Chicago that the postoffice depart
ment at Washington, under orders
from Mark Hanna, is making
arrangements to make a thirty
days trial of rural postal deliv-
cry in all doubtful localities
in Iowa, Illinois. Michigan and
Indiana-in fact. in. all doubtful
states. They hope in doing this
to make farmers believe the repub-
lican party is doing much for them.
This scheme is to be instituted in
all doubtful localities early in
October, while it is to be with.
drawn in strong republican To-
calities.
That such is Hanna's latest gold
brick scheme is borne out by {
Washington report saying that th'
free delivery system was inaug
urated last week in three or foul
close counties in Maryland, and
that it is to be extended to othel
states.
AS soon as the election is hels
the rural carrier routes will b.
abolished, and the farmers viii
continue to go to town for thei
mail.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
A REPORT has reached this cour-

A REPORT has reached this cour-
try in an indirect way from China
that Admiral Remey was recently
put upon his metal. 1t is stated
that the German admiral in some
manner offered an insult TO the
American feet, whereupon Remey
very promptly cleared his ships for
action and trained his big guns on
the German ships. The German
admiral then concluded that dis
cretion was the better part of valor,
and made very elaborate apology,
thus closing the incident.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
Dallas Fair Rates.

Sell daily, September % to October
IA, Inclusive; October 16 for hnai
return, 1920. Children under ten
years of age, $3.50.
Sell daily, September 20 to October
10, inclusive; return limit day fol-
lowing date of sale, 1885. Children
under ten years of age, s2.55.
Sell daily, September 80. October
=, October IA; for trains arriving in
Dallas before IL O'Clock noon OF
Sundays only; return limit date OF
sale, $3.50. Children under ten years
of age, e1.S0.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
AT Provence.

There viii be an ice cream sup
per at the parsonage at Provence
on Friday night, the proceeds from
which will go to the mission work.
Everybody is cordially invited.
Rev. G. M. Moon will preach at
Provence Saturday night, Sunday
forenoon, Sunday afternoon and
Sunday night on four leading doc
trines of Methodism. A cordial
invitation is extended to all.
w. B. Moon. Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
ROBRRT 4 OWENS ARuuMENT.



and 0klahoma Become One.
A special from Musnogee says:
Colonel Robert Z. Owen, 1ormerly
United ssates Indian agent At this
place, has given ont the following
regarding his position on the propo-
Sition to unite the Indian and Okla
homa territories and ultimately ad-
mit them nm one state:
Z "Wheneyer yon find a man who In
opposed 10 O union OF Indian Terri
tory and Oklahoma into one state or
territory he viii always spring the
tax question and the large bonded
debt OF our sister territory as the
reason for his position. He never
gives figures, bat is eontens with the
sweeping assertion that the country
OF Oklahoma 10 taxed almost to-
death AID that territorial debt OF
such magnitude hangs over the peo-
PIE that the payment is impossiDie.
The fact 10 there are very fe"
states In the union with o smaller
tax levy than Oklnnomss which 10
6.2 mills. divided IS follows: Cen
eral territorial tax. 3; university tax,
D; Alma Normal school, o; Agricui-
tural college and Normal universify,
Il; Deaf and Dumb coiieGe,.4; bhno
college, i.
"This is the tax which the Indian
Territory would have TO assist In
paying. As to the county, town,
school and municipal taxes each To-
cality must look out for itself.
"The other big scarecrow which
haunts the separate statehood fellow
by night and by day is the indebted
ness of the new territory. They will
tell you it il an enormous sum and
will have it ranging from one to ten
or fifteen million dollars. They
don't like 70 quote figures. however,
but when they are forced to do 1t
they multiply the sum many fold
Here are the facts: University
bonds, s1s, 900; Normal school bonds,
s15 600; Agricultural college bonds,
1 O4OaOOOS OUTSTANDING W0xI04tDf oOOSp
sol; total, s84S, ,591.
"Thfs represents . sum Of less
than 80 cents per capita for the two
territories, which would hardly drive
our people into bankruptcy.
"Oklahoma receives rental from
her school lands OF over slO0. 600 O
year. IL equals the SUM of 81 "a for
each child of school age In the Ter
ritory. The land has enhanced in
value and is still owned by the terri
tory, not one acre having been sold
The separate statehood fellow never
tells you this.
"Again, Oklahoma has one section
in each township which is owned BY
the territory and Ia used for building
purposes. The rentals reach ths
SUM Of 836, 900 each year, which viii
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03

Owing to other business matters
which demand our attention we
offer.
Buggies at Cost.
Carriages at Cost,
Hacks at Cost;
Wagons at Cost.
We viii sell anything in our
house at cost
FOR CASH
AS we expect TO close ont entirely
and rent the rooms.
4d&wtf Bunch q VERNoR.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03

Do not get scared II your heart
troubles you. Most likely you suffer
from indigestion. Kodal Dyspepsia
Cure digests what you eat and gives
the worn out stomach perfect rest.
It is the onlypreparation known that
completely digests all classes OF
foods; that is why it cures the worst
cases of indigestion and stomach
trouble after everything else has
failed. 1t may be taken in all condi-
ditions and cannot help but do you
good. City Drug Store, w. B. Frame
proprietor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03

DR.. w. FL. Lewis, Lawrence, Va.
writes. 81 am using Kodal Dyspep-
sia Cure in my practice among sew
eral cases of indigestion and find it
an admirable remedy" Many hum
dreds OF physicians depend upon the
use of Kodal Dyspepsia Cure in
stomach troubles. It digests what
you eat, and allows yon to eat all
the good food You need, provided
you do not overload your stomach.
Gives instant relief and n permanent
cure. City Drug Store. w. b. Frame
proprietor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03

Conjurer polnting to a large cabi-
net)-Now. Indies and gentlemen, allow
me to exhibit my concluding trick. I
would ask any lady In the company to
step on the stage and stand In this
cupboard. I will then close the door.
When open it again. the lady VIII
have vanished without leaving q trace
behind.
Gentleman In Front Seat (aside to
his wifel-I say, old woman, do me q
favor and step up.-London Fun.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
Ex-PREsIDENT HARRIsoN

Ex- PRESIDENT HARRISON liz
stubbernly silent during this cam
paign. ALI efforts to arouse his
enthusiasm to the point Of speech
making have failed signally and he
will not even be interviewed in
support of the administration. His
position is as well understood from
his silence as If he had spoken.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
A TEXAS WONDER.
HALLS GREAT DIscovrRY

One small bottle of Halls Great
Discovery cures all kidney and blad-
der troubles, removes gravel, cures
diabetes, seminal emissions, weak
and lame back, rheumatism and all
Irregularities of the kidneys and
bladder in both men and women.
Regulates bladder trouble In chill
dren. II not sold by your druggist,
will be sent by mail on receipt Of 81.
One small. bottle Is two months
treatment and viii cure any cause
above mentioned.
DR. e. W. HALL,
Sole manufacturer, Stp Louis, Mo.
formerly Waco, Texas.
Sold by all druggists and W. b.
Frame, Ardmore, I. T.
READ THIS.
Seguin, Tex, Sept. 27,-I have
taken Hall's Great Discovery and it
has cured me completely of Kidney
and Bladder Trouble.
+. SUCHART,
Treasurer Gaudaloune Countv.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
w. B. Moon. Pastor

Happiness depends very much on
the liver and kidneys. The ills of
life make but little impression ON
those whose digestion is good. You
can regulate your liver and kidneys
with Herbine and enjoy health and
bnoyancy Of spirits. Price 80 cents
eS City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03

Feeling of safety porvades the
household that uses One Minute
Cough Cure, the only harmless
remedy that produces immediate
results. 1t is infsllible for coughs,
cold, Group and all throat and lung
troubles. 1t will prevent consump-
tion. City Drug Store, W. B. Frame
proprietor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
cauIdn.t Tranalafa if.

We received . letter recently We
were unable to read. We failed to
determine the nationality of the
writer. The only words we were
ahle to make ont were. sDr. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin cures indiges-
tien. WV. B. Frame, Ardmore. Davis
Rnd Oakland.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
Tn Efrmk Nnfern.

You are young man casting your
first ballot. We congratulate you.
We also call your attention to DIR.
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin for con-
stipation, Indigestion, sick headache
and stomach trouble. At W. B.
Frames, Ardmore, Davis and Oak
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
Not His Fault.

"Why, Johnny, how much you look
like your fatherp remarked a visitor
to a small 4-year-old.
''Yes'm." answered Johnny, with an
air OF resignation, ''that's what every
body says. but I can't help it."-New
Orleans Picayune.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
Lnw Rates to Dallas.

Via M, <. & T. Railway. On &C
count of the Texas State Fair, low
rate excursion tickets will be sold
via the NJ, K. & T. September 26.
%, 80, October 8, 7,s and 10. Tickets
good returning until October Is.
See "Katy's" ticket agent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03
ARDMoRn. WEDNESDAY,. OCT. 8
SENATOR WELLINGTON of Mary
land is TO campaign in Illinois for
Bryan and Stevenson.

THE third of the Goebel murder
cases has been called for trial at
Georgetown. KY. The defendant
Is Henry Youtsey. and 112 wit
nesses have been subpenaed to
testify on this trial.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-10-03

Many is the man who raises q row
because dinner isn't ready the min
ute he gets In who will stop half an
hour on his way home to watch O
dog flphk.