The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-02-28
FOR SALE BY j. E. KAUFMAN.
Poverty kills romance. So doe;

wealth. So does old age. So does
another romance. In fact thl
world is a vast graveyard Of romance
and the happiest man is be who &C,
cam1lates the largest "fAmily 10: Of
tombstones.
".And so my darling got the prize
at the baby show? knew he would.
It couldn't have been otherwise
8 id Mrs. Youngma to one Of the old
bachelor judges. Yes, madam,
We all agreed that your baby was
the least Objectionable of the lot" re
piled the brute.
Ramon's Tonic Liver Pills, a pleas
ant remedy for all diseases arising
from a disordered or torpid liver.
They are the modern cure for consti-
patton, biliousness, sick headaches,
specks before the eyes, etc. They
do not sicken or gripe, mild in action,
thorough in effect. DULY one a dose,
sugar coated and pleasant to take.
Price, Is cents a box, at the Bazaar.
"Isn'5 it OH that Whenever Mr..
Dinemore makes a present it always
consists of gloves7" said Miss Gold
thrope. He wants his presents to
be always on hand" replied Miss
Wilberforce.
Il understand" said the neigh
Dor, that your husband is a drama
tic critic" "No," replied the little
woma an bitterly; ''he is ever worse
than that. He is a household critic
J. H. Lunsford & Son, Craft, Tex
say that Ramon's Pepsin Chill Tonic
is certainly the best on the market
They have never known it to fail to
cure. Have just ordered more and
must have it. Tasteless and guar
anteed. soc. For sale by G. NJ
Hartman.
Mr.. Pokus-There's The only wo,
man in this town whose affairs amt
gossiped about at the SEWN circle
meetin's. Mr.. Citimar-How does
she escapes Mr.. Pokus-By good
management-she alters gifts there
ahead of any of the rest Of EN-.
after doctors failed to cure me Of
pneumonia I used One Minute Cough
Cure and three bottles of it cured
me. It is also the best remedy or
earth for whooping cough. 1t cured
my grandchildren of the worst cases.
writes Jno. Berry, Logantop, Pa. II
is the only harmless remedy that
gives immediate results. Cures
coughs, colds, Group and throat and
lung troubles. 1t prevents consump.
ton. Children always like it. Moth.
ers endorse it. J. E Kaufman.
Mother-"I wonder what we can
do with johnny? He has such q
way of exaggerating everything. He
is always making a mountain out OF
a mole hill" Father-'I think, my
dear, we had better make him an
auctioneer."
Rabbits have become a plague at
Stuttgart, where they have multi
piled so fast that they threaten to
ruin the gardens aud the famous
surrounding vineyards. A bounty
Of ID cents is now paid for each rab
bit.
Il had bronchitis every winter for
years, and no medicine gave me per.
marent relief till 1 began to take O2e
Minute Cough Cure. I know it is
the best cough medicine made" says
J. Koontz. Cory, Pa. 1t quickly
cures coughs, colds, Group, asthma,
grippe and throat and lung troubles.
It is the cbildren's favorite remedy.
Cures quickly. J E Kaufman.
According to the latest census.
Porto Rico has $4,000 Inhabitants,
but they are in a qaandary to tell
whether they are Porto R:cans or
Americans.
The Legislature of Mississippi has
proposed to build a new State House
to cost $ 100000.