The Republican journal., 1900-07-12

Syrup and take no other kind.
A Satirist is a man who discovers things
about himself and then says them about
some one else. Life.
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY.
"Mystic Cure for Rheumatism and Neu-
ralgia radically cures in to 8 days Its &C
ton upon the system is remarkable and
mysterious. 1t removes at once the cause
and the disease Immediately disappears. The
first dose greatly benefits. 10 cents. sold
by A. A. Howes & Co., Druggists, Belfast.
T. F. Anthony, Ex-Postmaster of Promise
Mystic Cure for Rheumatism, and two
doses of it did me more good than amy other
medicine ever took" Sold by A. A. HoweS
4 Co., Druggists, Belfast.
Financial Tommy. Ma: Tommy, you
seem to love pa better titan YOU do ME. .
Tommy: 'Oh, ma, l don't mean to; but y
see, pa allus has his pockets full o nickelS,'
indianapolis journal.
BELLAv1TA, Arsenic Beauty Tablets
and Pills for the compilations 10 days treat
ment Soc, 80 days treatment Sl.00. Sold by
A. A. Howes 4 &C.. druggists, Belfast, Me.
3yrs24.
Not Quite Ready-"Are You ready for
The sweet Young thing 'Of course, l have my
bathing suit, my bicycle suit, my golf suit.
my tennis suit. my Yachting suit, and my
riding habit. but as We are going to one OF
these quiet places merely for rest and relax
alton, ! will, OF course, have to have few
suitable for lawn parties and all that sort OF
thing Thus She demonstrated that She
had been there before and knew " hat quiet
country life" meant IN d summer resort adj
vertisement." Chicago Evening Post
Itch oil human cured in 30 minutes by
WoolfordS Sanitary Lotion. This never
fails Sold 10y A. \. Howes X Co.. Drug
g>1s Eeltas1, Me. lyrl"-
Keeping Up the Good Work. First Imp.
''Who is that toisterolls party that has lust
arrived - Second Imp: That is a gentle
man tltm Illinois Who iStr!lng to convince
Mephi>to that Chicago beats llades. -
Puck.
LIy ERITA. the up-to-date Little Liver
Pin &c. boxes contain II pills, l0c. boxes
contain 30 pills. BIC. boxes contain loo pills.
Sold by \. y. IIoNes X Co., druggists. Bel
fast, Me. '}lrs24.
4 Dramatic Round Rounci-'Was that
dramatic venturea success es, indeed:
the law arrested the actress. she sued the
manager, and he sued the author, and the
author sued the actress" Chicago Record.
vindicated at Last my dear he said, Il
forgot to mail that letter this morning."
oh YOU dear. - She cried. That is Just
what / wanted. Now can blame You when
that surercilious Sadie complains that |
didn't answer her note Philadelphia
North American.
Sidewalk Wit. "They've got q sidewalk
restaurant in New York. perhaps they
are trying to curb their. arpetites mot Not
hon, rlA fla cleveland
Dealer.
The Stomach of Man is subject to a doz-
ell such common but painful affections as
cramps. cholera morhus and dysentery.
that by neglect may be made chronic and
dangerous. The best, handiest, surest and
quickest remedy is PAINkILIER, medi-
cine which has been tried for more than
half century and never tailed to give re-
lief Avoid substitutes, there is but one
Pain-k Her. Perry Davis. Price 1.lc. and &c.
Sonnet ines the case Straight-"W hal do
YOU understand here by the straight ticket .''
Native-.'Well as the machine controls this
town. the straight ticket is the one that
made up OF crooked candidates. lhila-
delpllla Press.
Il owe my whole life TO Euldock Blood
Filters. Scrofulous sores coVeredmY body.
! seemed beyond cure. L. Il. Is. has made
me Il perfectly Well woman. Mrs. Charles
Hutton. Bervllle, Mich
Killed His man. Cow boy: Guess you
never killed Il man, did ye Tenderfoot:
Huh. ! helped 10 kill half a dozen Of them.
with en- No. Initiating them" New
York Weekly.
\ household necessity. Nr. Thomas
Eclectric Oil. Heals burns, cuts. wounds
of amy sort cures sore throat, Group, catarrh,
asthma never fails.
Solicitude-"What is fathers attitude in
the political fight - asked the grave little
girls uncle. Il don't know, exactly. out
the last | heard about it they said that first
he GOT On his ear and next he was standing
ON his head. I'm a great deal worried
about father" Washington Star.
Years of suffering relieved in night.
Itching piles yield at once to the curative
properties of Uoan S Ointment. Never fails.
At any drug store. 80 cents.
Retort Courteous-''I see the william in
your face" said the grutf lawyer who was
trying to intimidate witness Every like
person, like a mirror, is apt to cast personal
reflections" [Chicago News.
For forty years Dr. Fowler's Extract of
Wild Strawberry has been curing summer
complaints, dysentery,- diarrhaa, bloody
fuX, pain in the stomach, and it has never
yet failed to do everything claimed for it.
Fatal to Art "What an artistic pipe you
have" said Miss Hicks to Barber. ARTS
tico" returned Barber. ''Not bit of it.
You can't make it draw" Harlem Life.
RELIEF IN SIX HOURS.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Disease
relieved in six hours by ''NEw GREAT
SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is
great surprise on account of its exceeding
promptness in relieving pain in blad-
der, kidneys and back, in male or female.
Relieves retention of water almost imme-
diately. If you want quick relief and cure
this is the remedy. Sold by A. A. HoWes Il
Co., Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1y19
School Teacher-What little boy can tell
me where is the home Of the swallow"
Bobby-"I kin, please" School-Teacher-
Well, Bobby?" Bobby-"The home of the
swallow is the stummick.' [Tit-Bits
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