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New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
THE GOEBEL MURDER TRIAL.
A WITNESS swEARs HOWARD TOLD HIM He
FIRED THE FATAL SHOT

FIRED THE FATAL SHOT.
Frankfort KY. Sept 1.-THE first really sensa-
tionaI testimony in the trial OF James Howard
charged with having fired the shot that killed Will
lam Goebel was given to-day by Bowman Gaines a
local Hveryman and James Stubbleheld a former
deputy sheriff of Clay County. The former ident-
fed Howard as the man who out from the rear
Of the State House grounds and jumped over the
fence Immediately after the shooting. Gaines was
positive in his Identification Of the prisoner as the
man, and said the latter then wore a mustacne and
was followed by a man who tall and slender
A boy who was at the time Will also be intro
duced as a witness to corroborate Gaines
The most sensational witness, however and at
the same time the most important one. from the
prosecutors point of view, was James StuhDIe-
field. one legged and one armed ex-deputy
sheriff Of Clay County. Stubbleheld testified that
Howard exutingly told him that he fired the shot
that took GOebeIs life. Stubbleheld lost his limbs
as a result of the Clay County feuds last year
His testimony in detail that Howard stopped
at his house in February shortly after the shoot
ing. Stubblefeld says he remarked TO him. Jim
you all have been having trouble down at Frank
fort?"
Yes" responded Howard, according to the wit
ness, we have raised hell and cleaned the plat
ter" and added 4 never sight down nv gun
barrel but what 1 get meat money and this
time / got both"
The witness said Howard was again at his house
several days later and he asked him what he
meant by his remark on the former occasion
Howard responded: by God, l mean Just what 7
said"
Witness said he then pressed him. putting the
direct question: Jim, do you to say that YOU
Howard. he says. replied in the affirmative and
SAID ne believed his mountain friends would stand
by him, and that five hundred men could NOT take
him 10 Frankfort for trial.
,stubleneId SAID he did not tell the story of
HoWard's confession 10 him until he heard that
The defence subjected the witness ~ " nm a MN,
eross-eXaInination but failed to tangle him up to
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
SUICIDE IN THE WALDORF.
MAN KILLS HIMSELF so THAT BENEFIT
MAY BE OBTAINED FROM HIS
LIFE INSURANCE.
LIFE INSURANCE.

A well dressed man. apparently prosperous
committed suicide in the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel
about half an hour after midnight this morning
by shooting himself in the head. He is believed
from letters in his pocket to have been John c.
Hayes. of No. 234 West Thirty-ninth-st. He
left letter addressed to the Coroner in which
he declared he killed himself that some per-
sons could benefit by a number Of life insurance
policies he held.
The man. who was about thirtyseVen years
old. entered the hotel about midnight. James
Lawrence the boy attendant in the washroom,
saw the so in there. and in about five min
utes ne heard shot. He gave notice to the
desk and the manager hastened downstairs A
good deal OF excitement was created. and many
guests arose TO find out what had happened
The entrances at West Thirty-third and Thirty
fourth SITS. were crowded in a few minutes.
The manager found the in the Iavatory
unconscious from bullet wound in his head
while revolver was ir his right hand Dr.
Thayer Adams. the hotel physician, was sum-
moned at once He found the mans heart beat
ing less and less rapidly. A policeman heard Of
the case and sent 10 the New-YorlI Hospital
for an ambulance. which soon arrived with Dr.
Youman. The man died only few minutes
before DR.. Youman arrived.
The clothing searched, and letters ad-
dressed as told above We're found. The letter to
the Coroner showed that the suicide had been
deliberately and carefully planned. The man eX-
planned 10 the Coroner that he wanted the affair
Of his death cleared up in the right way, and he
explained the details by which the Coroner
was to do this. showing the Coroner how to get
through quickly. Then he explained that he
had several life insurance policies on his life,
and that his motive for committing suicide was
that some persons whom he did not mention,
should get the benefit of his insurance.
The begged that his wife, at No. 2o4
West Thirty-ninth-st. be told Of the circum-
stances of his taking his life, and he expressed
sorrow for causing anybody any inconvenience
by his death. He referred in this part of the
letter to those who would find him. He said
that he had intended to kill himself when the
desire seized him strongly. The letter TO the
Coroner was long.
Mrs. Hayes was seen at the Thirty -ninth-st
house. She almost pTOstrated with grief
when told that her husband had killed him
self She said she knew Of no reason why he
should do so except that his brain was crazed
from excessive cigarette smoking. He had
smoked one hundred cigarettes every day.
He had been subject TO fits of mental de-
rsngement He was commercial traveller for
woollen house in Worth-st Mrs Hayes said
her husband was prosperous, but had no life
insurance.
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
NOT Admitted TO TURKEY.
AMERICAN CITIZEN BORN THERE TELLS OF
NOT BEING PERMITTED TO VISIT
HIS FATHER.

DR.. X. H. Mallarian Of Detroit. Mich. a native
Of Turkey but a citizen of this country. a pas
senger on the steamer Statendam, which arrived
here Sunday. He tells a story of the refusal
of the Turkish authorities to permit him his
father who lives In Marsoran, Turkey. DR.. NAL
laran left this country about two months ago.
with the express intention of visiting his father
Upon his arrival at Constantinople the Turkish Of
ficias would not allow him to land. He begged to
be allowed to go his fathers home for one week
only and he says, appealed to the American
Charge d'Ahaires. who did not know what
to pursue but all in vain. He obliged to
turn to the United States without seeing his
father He felt much aggrieved yesterday over the
affair.
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
STAMP TAX VICTORY FOR MERCHANTS,

Early in the summer the Internal Revenue De-
partment. at Washington issued an order to the
effect that all packing and forwarding companies
must attach one cent revenue stamp to each re-
celpt Issued for goods received by them to be for
warded. This system OF packing for otbers is
80 much a FACTOR In the commercial situation that
packing and forwarding companies have henn 90
ganiZed 10 handle it. ~ -
As result or protest the Commissioner of
internal Revenue, at Washington, gave a hea 10,
to the Merchants Association. Arthur ] Baldwin
presented the arguments against the ruling The
association received word yesterday that the Com
missioner OF Internal Revenue had reversed his
ruling, thereby sustaining the position assumed nv
tho Merchants Association -
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
COOPER MUSEUM TO OPEN To-ntv

The free Museum for the Arts Of Decorate, ..
me Cooper Union VIII be reopened to the public
to-day The museum Is free at all times ana -.
cons interested are cordially invited 10 avail fbeT
selves Of it's privileges. There have been man,
additions 10 the valuable collection The 1h
and reading room were reopened on Monday Of Iast
week after being closed for two months rL
rooms have been renovated and decorated Tbe
Der = SPoN pcto-
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
WEDNEsDAY. SEPTEMBER 10.
September I'd.
OUTGOING STEAMERS.
TO-DAY.


K Maria T1eresia, Bremen, c Lloyd. ESQ n 1900 m
Finance. Colon. Panama r R.......... $50 100 m
Conanche. Charleston, Clyde e-......... 300 m
El Cid New-Oreans, Morgan ......... 300 m
WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 70.
Nevy-Yorl, Southampton. American. 100 m 1000
Germanic Liverpool. White Star...... 900 1900
Kensington. Antwerp. Red .l0:30 1900
Matanzas Tampico y Y & CIba.-...- 100 500 N
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20
BaTba1ossa. Southampton. y Lloyd. 200 m
Fuerst BismareiS Hamburg Hamb-Am $50 m 1000 m
Colerdge, Brazil, Lamport Holt. 10 90 m 300
CenfuegOs Santiago, Waydell 300
EegurenCa- Havana, y & Clba. 500
Prima, NucBtan. ........-..... ! 200 p m 800 m
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
NEW-YORK CITY.

John Norris, formerly of THE New-York World"
and for many years director Of The Associated
Press, has become associated with the manage
ment of The New-York Times"
Volume l. No. /. of The American China News"
Of this city, has just been issued. The initial
number contains article written by Charles
DENLY, former Minister China.
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
MEMORIAL ARCH CONTRACT AWARDED.

The Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Arch Com
hlttee yesterday held a meeting in the Mayor 5
Office and awarded the contract for aracttn- +t,o
MA4emoriai Arch in Riverside Drive, between
Dwyer. the lowest bidder for $I9s2O
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
Norfolk and Newport News
THE MOVEMENTS OF STEAMSHIPS
FOREIGN PORTS


Glasgow Sept. 1e-Arrved. City Rome (Br).
Manchester Sept 16--Anived. Cyrene (Br.
swansea Sept l5-sailed. steamer Bristol city (Br.
Sendell, New-YoSk.
Beachy Head Sept 17-Passed steamer British Prince
(B), Smith. Antwerp for New-YorC.
Sclly, Sept l7-Passed, steamers American Dutch.
Butz, NeW-Nork for Rotterdam Maasdam Dutch
ker. NeW-YorS for Rotterdam; Washington GER Din
kage Rotterdam for NewYork: Aller Ger). Wiihelmi.
Hun. Sept 15-Arrived steamers Hindoo CBD. Cox.
New-YorS: 10Th. sailed Consuelo (Br) Watson New
Dungeness. Sept H. 2:25 p m-Passed steamer Mime
apolis of3r). Layland. New York for London;
schaefer NewIYork. ''e"'
Bremen, SEPT Sailed steamer der Crosse
Ger) Echel New York via Southampton Cherbourg:
18th. arrived steamer Grosser Kurfurst (Ge Remkaste
New York Southampton.
Rotterdam Sept 15Arrived steamer Heios (Ger) JAMS
sen. New-Yorl nth. Aral tBr) Nicholas, New York
Antwerp Sept 16-Arved. steamer British Queen OBJ,
cherbome Sept 10 6:3O p m-saled steamer Deutscb
land lGe0. Al6ers drom Hamburg and Southampton
Naples Sept I4-saiIed steamers Trojan Prince fRr,
Eagleton, New-York; 18th, Burgundia GFr Buhe New
Genoa Sept I7-Arrved steamer IIespera Gtr, Cover
ley. NewYork, via Marseilss.
5uez, Sept l!--Arrived steamer Mnterne C8r) Parry
Port Natal Aug I7-Arrived steamer susquehsnna
d3r2, Hendry, New York via Cape Town. etc.
Victoria Sept 13-Sailed steamer Bellanoch Orr,
Robertson from Santos for New-York
:, Manila; Sept l6-saed. steamer Morven CBr Norrie
Rio Jsnero. Sept 14-Arrived. steamer Herschel Car
Dexter New-York, VIA 81 Lucia for Valparaiso.
- ~ Lucia, Sept l4-Saied. steamer Hevelus (IlelgD
Brown from Rio Janeiro for New-York.
Adelaide. Sept I5-Arrved. steamer Heathcraig (Rr,
Muller, New-York Via st Vincent. G V.
TheTnIuTg Sept l6 10 Sailed steamer Aller er
southampton, Sept. IL y m-Saied. steamer Fried
rich der Crosse tGer) Eichei from Bremen New-YorI
Gotske. New-York,
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
HOME NEWS.
WHAT IS GOING ON TO-DAY.

WHAT is GOING ON TO-DAY.
Wholesale Drygoods Republican Club, Broadway
and Leonard-st., noon.
Campaign meeting. Camp Mckinley. One-hundred-
and-twenty y-siXth-st. and Seventh-aVe., evening.
Commercial Travellers Mckinley and Roosevelt
Club, meeting, No. 737 Broadway, noon.
Republican Club meeting, No. 1872 Bowery,
evening
Departure of the relief ship Mcpherson for Gal
weston, Pier No. %, Brooklyn. p. m.
Racing at Gravesend, 2I5 p. m.
North Side Republican Club meeting, No 2,66l
Third-ave., p.
West Side Republican Club. No. 2,9O7 Broadway
-. m.
Central Building.
Aqueduct Commissioners, Stewart Building
Pilot Commissioners, Chesebrough Building. morn
ing
City Council, City Hall.
Board of Aldermen, City Hall.
Social Reform Club No. IS University Place.
p. m.
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
III. ONEILL s CO., 9th Avenue Goth to 21st St
SPECIAL MENTTON.

Advertisements admitted into these l.
umns recommended 10 the renders of
THE TRIBUNE thoroughly reliable, and
business can be done by mail with the nd
Vertisers with perfect safety.
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
PROMINENT ARRIVALS

ALBEMARLE-Captan John A Rodgers, .. s.
N; United States Senator J. j. Taliaferro, OF
Jacksonville Fla BARTHOLDI-MaJor-G General
Oliver o. Howard U. S. A. Getired. CAM
BRIDGE-Frank B. Moves. of Washington. FIFTH
AVENUE-C. B. Craig State Treasurer of Ten
nessee; Congressman Serene E. Payne, Of Auburn
GILSEY-Justice D. Cady Herrick, of the New
York State Supreme Court GRAND-Judge w.
NJ. Hand. of Binghamton GRAND UNION-Dr
F. J. Kilmartin, of Waterbury. Conn. HOFF-
thony y. Brady of Albany. HOLLAND-EX-Gov-
thony n. Brady. Of Albany. HOLLAND-ExGov-
ernor Frank S. Black, OF Troy. IMPERIAL-Judge
G. w. Drake, of Corning; Judge William L. Jones,
of Milwaukee, DR.. George E Lyon, Of St Louis
MANHATTAN-George c. Lorimer. of Boston
MARLBOROUGH-W c. Stone, L. S. A. MUIR
RAY HILI-Dr. Henry /. Elsner, Of SYRACUSE
ex-Mayor James II. Manning of Albany; ex-Judge
J. Rider Cady. Of Hudson. NETHERLAND-Ex-
Judge Frank Brundage. of Buffalo PLAZA-F r.
Hazard, of Syracuse. ST. DENIS-Robert Cod
man. jr., Bishop of Maine. WALDORF-General
J. J. Estey, of Brattleboro, Vt; DR.. Ogden Backus
OF Rochester
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
M1N1ArrRE ALMANAC.

MINIATURE ALMANAC.
Sunrise b44 Sunset Moon rises 1245 Moons age
HIGH WATER
AM-Sandy Hook 8:S1 Gov. Island 4O3 He'll Gate 5:52
PM-Sandy BIAS Gov. Island APO Hell 6:O9
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
This Weeks Specials in
Hign=Grade Groceries

Choice Teas, all kinds fb................... Soc
cor three pounds for SD
Sample Teas, mixed, ib..................... 3Oc
Best Java and Mocha Coffee. 10. ............ 25c
Iamoka Blend Coffee. rb................... zoe
O'Nenrs Crushed Oats, 10. pkgs.......... &c
O'NeiIPs Crushed Oats, in bulk. ib.......... &c
No. Shore Mackerel. 3 10. pals. each. 55c
/ 10. Flat Cans of Salmon, 16c. each dOz.. 1.S5
Kippered Herring. tin. 13c. ca, doz........ 1.5O
Fancy Maine Corn, can.............-........ 90
Early June Peas an...................... &c
String Beans, Observation-Disclosures. &c
Tomatoes can .--...-...--. .-.-........'..-.- &c
California Asparagus. can................... zoe
Per dozen ............................ 2.25
Pin Money Pickles. Observation-Disclosures soc
Macaroni. imported, pkge........-.......... 1Oc
Spaghetti. imported, pkge 1Oc
HOMEMADE PRESERVES in one-pound glass
jars-Strawberry, Raspberry Ounce. Peach,
Apricot, DamsOn, Green Gage and Pineapple,
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18

SHIPPING NEWS.
PORT OF NEw-YORK. MONDAY. SEPT. II. 1900.
ARRIVED.

PORT OF NEW-YORK. MONDAY SEPT. II. 1900.
ARRIVED.
Steamer Cymrie CBrl, Lindsay. Liverpool September
passengers to the White Star Line Arrived at the Bar
ste2msF Astoria caT Wilson Glssgow September Sep
passengers to HehdersUH Bros Arr9ed % at the Bar at
steamer La Flandre Dutch. Gortgiese, Antwerp Sep
tember ], in ballast TO II Randebrock Arrived at the
Steamer Vera CBr) Glover Huelva August 81 via st
Mehsels September = with SULPHUR ore to the Penn Salt
., steamer Psqlq (Br Brown Trieste august 70, Bari
10 Phelps Bros & Co. Arrived at the Bar at 1850
10. AIMS Port Maria II. with rndse to James
Kerr & Co ATTiyed 3D. at the Bar At 43o III M % ,o
bo q Aden august TO- Port said IS Aelers % and St
Ti!ed at the 1890 p m, 18TH.
81 ST Marc September Port-a-Irlnce 2 Jeremie AUX
Cages 3. Jacmel s. Black River Montego Bay 10 st
passengers to PIN. Keiloct Arrived at the
Steamer Philadelphia Chambers Puerto Cabeo septem-
% Win ms and 6 90 @ to Il Rnon Snd san & gaH
Steamer Athos G3r) Lunda Kingston September . Bar
and cabin passengers to PIN Forwood & Keocll Ar
steamer c6erofee Garvn. San Domingo September g.
Monte cris T. and Turks Island 49, with md5e 'a and dn
cabin passengers to William + Clyde & Co. Arrived at
steamer HaraId GNor) CorneInsen. Port Antonio Sep
passenger the United Fruit Company at the
Steamer UIer GJor). Larsen. Demerara September
and Barbados with mdse and cabin passengers to l.
Steamer Proteus. Grager, New-Orleans September l2
with mdse and passengers to e Allen.
Steamer Colorado Avery, Brunswick September H. with
Steamer Mamma Hata. Charles. Baltimore with mdse to
Steamer Godsboro. french; Philadelphia September 10
Steamer Guyanaote. Hitler, Norfolk and Newport
Sandy Hook J. Sept II. $50 m-Wlnd northwest
SAILED
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18
ELGN RUTTER M4RKET.

Egln Ill. Sept 17-All butter Board OF
Trade sold 21c but the offerings amounted to
l. pounds The Quotation Committee reported the OF
ncial market steady AT 2lc.
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18

E & w. DRESS SHIRTS. L. & w.
Perfect in every detail.
New-York tribune., 1900-09-18

DECLARES THAT FIREMEN ARE NOT COMPELLED
TO JOIN BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATION
The Savannah morning news., 1900-07-03
Ardent Collection Methods.

Bishop Abel Leonard of the Episcopal
Church vouches for the following little
story. according TO the Salt Lake Herald.
In the early days of Durango as a min
ing camp the Episcopal Bishop of Colo
RADIO went there, riding all the way from
Denver over the mountains and plains In
stage coaches and on horseback. The
Durango clergyman laid great stress on
this self-sacrifice al the meeting that fol-
lowed. and suggested that the congrega-
ton show its appreciation by a liberal
contribution, the money to be used to
help Chrstianize Colorado.
The man who came up 10 pass the hat
for the collection was an old miner; the
congregation was made up OF miners The
first man to whom the hat was presented
dropped in silver quarter. The collec-
tor looked at ii, then very deliberately
reached back to his hip pocket and pulled
out his revolver. This he pointed right
at the mans eye, after cooking IL care
fully.
Take that thing right out OF there"
he said. This is no ordinary occasion
nothing less than a dollar goes"
The collection was a good one.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-07-03
Pnpa's Mistake.

The parents stood gazing with frowning
brows at their daughter. while she was
trembling and weeping, preparatory to
reading letter found in the girls pocket,
says London Answers. 1t began:
Angel of my existence"
What" cried the old man. You don't
mean to say it begins like that? Oh, that
a child of mine should correspond with
But, pray proceed, my dear"
1t is impos sible for me to describe the
Joy with which your presence has filled
me-"
"Then why does he attempt it, the dom
key? But pray don't let me interrupt you
Go on-go on. let the Joy be unconfined."
L have spent the whole night in Bit
terly deriding the obstinate old buffer,
who will not consent to our union"
Great Scott! So I'm an obstinate, dis
agreeable old buffer, Ell? Oh, let me get
at him."
But Theodorus, my dear, I didn't see
this over the leaf "
Eth? Let me see. Him"
" Yours, with all the love of my heart
-Theodorus, 10th May, 1861 "
why. bless my eyes, it's one Of my let
tersr' (SensaIion.)
Yes, pa" exclaimed the olive branch
81 found it yesterday, only you would not
let me speak.
You may go into the garden, dear.
HIM, we've made a mess of it!'
The Savannah morning news., 1900-07-03

Gen. Nelson A. Miles tells the story OF
an old teamster out West who was driy-
ing over very rough road in the Rocky
mountains shortly after the Geronimo
campaign, says the New York Mail and
Express. He had the General for pas
senger. The wagon was an old prairie
schooner without springs or cushions, and
the general was vainly attempting to fall
asleep.
But there was no sleep for me on that
trip" says Gen. Miles, for the old rascal
drove over every bowlder in the road in
fact, he seemed to be doing il posely
Finally I became interested and began to
count the number of rocks over which the
Wheels of the wagon passed or which they
struck. Suddenly to my CONSERVATION, he
missed one-a huge bowlder in the middle
of the roadway.
upr
He quietly followed my instructions,
seeming to be not at all surprised by
them. When he had his wagon in the
proper position I said: Now drive over
that rock. copfound you! It's the only one
you've missed
without SO much as a glance in my
direction, he replied Cert, pard. Never
noticed it. Amt got chew about yer?'
I get out and walked the remaining
eight miles"
Gen. Miles used this story as an argu-
ment for the construction of the great
transcontinental highway which is being
advocated by automooilists and cyclists
throughout the country.
The Savannah morning news., 1900-07-03
Old Independence Hall.

A visit was paid the other day to the
old Independence hall, where you may
see the portraits of the signers. the chairs
in which they sat, the inkstand that they
used, and a lot of other things, chief Of
which. of course, is the Liberty bell, with
immortal crack, says the Philadelphia
Saturday Evening Post. 1t was hot sum-
nner day, but the old place that has been
made as new was cool-so cool that even
the fat policeman who guards the medals
that are for eale and the registry book
wherein visitors inscribe their names look
ed as comfortable as the proverhiaa Gu
cumber.
How many visitors do you have In the
course of the day." was asked.
'Oh, they are coming anj going all the
time-they'll average about 300 a day,
guess
And on the Fourth of July?"
IT'S about the same as al other places
quite number In the morning. but hand
ly anybody the rest of the day. So far
as that goes, we had just as well shut up
after u on the Fourth
So here it is in the very home OF the
day.
Then look at the bookl Visitors from
every part of the world, from every state
in the Union. from country and city,
wide area of land and humanity!
The Savannah morning news., 1900-07-03
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Meetings-Savannah Lodge No. 1888, b.
p. o. Eiks; Zerubba bel Lodge. No. IT,
+. & A. M; the Confederate Veterans
Association.
Special Notices-Levan's Table 6Hote;
Eo-partnership Notice. Charlton & Charl-
ton; Splendid Business Stand For Rent,
w M. & w. Z. Coney; Notice of Legal
Holiday; Central of Georgia Railway and
Ocean Steamship Company; Eligible and
Beautifully Located Lots. c. H. Dorset
Our Fine Butter. A VI. & C. w. West
Malt Mead at w. c. CleveIauds Phar-
macy; Malt Mead at Livingston's Phar-
macy.
Business Notices-E. w. Laundry;
Harvard Beer, John Lyons & Co; Cream
of Wheat, The s. w. Branch Company:
Negligee Costumes Hunter & Van Keu-
ren.
Legal Sales-Chatham's Sherif"s Sails
For State and County Taxes; City Mar
shal's Sale.
Our Store VIII Be Closed-Leopold Ad-
her.
Railroad Schedules-southern Railway
Auction Sale-An Attractive Investment
I'm Realty. by E. G. Black, Auctioneer.
The Only Event of Importance, the
Great Removal Sale-Foye & Morrison.
Banks-The Chatham Bank.
Store Will Be Closed July 4-B. H. Levy
e. Bro.
Grape-Nuts-Postum Ceresi Company.
Cheroots-The Old Virginia Cheroots.
Legal Notices-Citstions From the Clerk
of the Court of Ordinary of Chatham
County.
Stoves-Bhle Flame wickless OIL Stoves.
Salt-Favorite Table Salt.
Medical-S. s. s.; Lydia Pinkham's Veg
etable Pills; Horsfor6s Acid Phosphate;
Castoria; Worlds Dispensary Prepare
lions; Cokes Dandruff Cure; TUFTS Pills:
Hoods Sarsaparifla.
Cheap Column Advertisernents-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted: For Rent;
For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous,
The Savannah morning news., 1900-07-03
BRIGHT BITS.

Heat or Humidity?-Johnny: Paw,
what is higher criticism?
Paw: 1t is something that is able to
remove all the heat from the hereafter.
but is not so successful with the pres
ent.-Baltimore American.
II would like" she said, moving ,shyly
up to the counter, ito get some collars
for my husband
Yes, ma'am,' answered the affable
clerk; what number, please?"
Then she fiared up aud replied: ''Siri
The church 1 belong to doesnt recog-
nize divorces, and we have only lived in
Chicago six months, anyway. "-Chcago
TimesHerald
We had quite a lively debate at the
schoolhouse Saturday evening"" remark
ed one Populist. 1--WE aim 10 discuss
only questions of interest to the party:
but this was about the liveliest time we've
had yet"
What was the question debated?" in
CURED another Populst
Last Saturday night the topic for con-
sideration was, Resolved. That two bar
Der shops are worse than one national
bank "-Pudge.
BY Long-Distance Telephone.-"Hello
centralr'
What number, please?''
Give me Pekin, and connect me with
the palace of the Dowager Empress"
"All right
us that the Empress?"
Yes, who are your"
Il am Paul Kruger President of the
South African Republic"
"Well?"
II merely called you up to advise Won
to load your capital into jinricksha and
yet ready to trek. Chronicle
Telegraph.