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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07
PERSONAL NOTES.
Going and Coming Of Wheeling Peo'
pie and Visitors.

pie and Vlsltors.
Prof. T. c. Miller. state superintend-
emit Of schools ELECT, and Mrs. Miller,
are visiting In the city. 70
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Simnock. of
New York, are guests Of Mrs. Sim
nock's aunt. Mrs. H. D. Reynolds.
Friends Of Louis Laskaras will be
glad to hear that he is soon to embark
ngain in the fruit business in Wheeling.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph speldel have re-
turned from New York, where they
went to meet their son. Jesse, who Is
Just back from Europe.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07
CANDIDATES FOR OFFICE.
Bar-Locls Typewriter.
Mckinley,
Bryan.

Mckinley. Bryan.
The Bar-Lock Typewriter Is a candi.
date for YOUR once. It's platform Is
Y!rible Writing. Permanent Alignment.
Greatest Iianlfoldcr, Double Keyboard,
Durability and Ease of Manipulation.
ELECT IT. r. r. KING. Mgr,
1222 Market Street. :
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07
Appointcd Consul 70 a,nera,L.

WASHINGTON, Nov. 6.-Horatlo Lee
Washington. at present consul at Va.
lencla, Spain. has been appointed CON
sui at Geneva, Switzerland. exchanging
places With Richard NJ. Brakeman.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07
10000.

Ivo hive fitted moro than twenty
thousand pairs of Speotaoles, giving us
Rrecord and experience uneq Jailed by
any. othor opticinn In West Virginia.
Satisfaction guaranteed. E6-gl s.
,s JACOB w. CRUDE, Optioiau,
,g1, No. 1906 Market Street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07
oriental display--3d floor.

Mr. Azz E, Atiyeh's display of Oriental fnery
and curios on the third floor is attracting general at
tehtion. Hundreds admire the peculiarly handsome
effects daily. A large consignment Of Oriental rugs
all shapes, sizes and coors-arrived yesterday and
will be on exhibition to-day
STONE & THOMAS.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07
q. HESS q SONS

Fashionable Tailors and Furnishers,
1921 and 1928 Market st. w&s
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07
blankets.

OldIlNSCOr
Ten quarter colored or
white cotton blankets, per
pair 4Sc.
Eleven quarter heavy
colored cotton blankets,
per pair Csc.
Eleven quarter red and
black and white and black
barred, strictly all wool
country blankets, per pair
SITS.
Ten quarter extra size
all wool white blankets,
per pair S3.b.
Celebrated GAINESVILLE
eleven quarter mapped or
unnapped all wool blan-
kets, per pair S4.95.
Finer ones up to Sl3.S5.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07
Quiick Gods


You know what they ne.
They come upon you with
h,tdtya moments NOTICE. But
they are SLOW 70 leave: that's
the trouble CUB Unless you do
the right thing they hang On for
weeks. Why not s:nd them
OFF, You can do il quickly
With Ayers Cherry Electoral.
1t often cures in . night.
Ttss 80. .i i,; FISH, s1n ss ,Ss N
hoarscness. uhoopinE cough. hard colla
SLIGO, most economical for chronic cates. N
y Z - .
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07
KNIT JACKETS

Wool has CONC up, but our cele-
brated All Wool Knit Jackets will
be sold at old prices. They will
wear longer and please you better
than all others.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07

+ MY line Of Overcoatlngs and Suitlngs
arc always OF tho choicest patterns.
C, w, SEABRIGHT'S SON,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07
s,sToN:E q THOMAS.
7'fsS So weather Forecast To-day-Fair.
STONE & I EIOIMAS..
BLANKETS and comforts.

One hundred cases comforts and five hundred
pairs blankets here and for sale much below pre-
vailing prices
Blankets from 48c to SI3.95 per pair.
ii. Comforts from 75c to $500 apiece.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-07
comforts.

comforts ,l.'
Fair sized print covered
comforts at each &c.
Good sized silkaline
covered comforts, filled
with pure white cotton,
each Csc.
Large size silkaline COW
cred, knotted comforts,
filled with white cotton,
each Sl.%.
Better grade silkaline
covered comforts, larger
size, at Sl.5, $l.75 and
.sl95.
Very nice grade Of
French sateen covered
eiderdown comforts at $500
and &.g5.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
PARALYZES THE FISH.
Rapid Pulling Through the water
Produces singular Eject
Upon the Creatures.
A well-known Brooklyn businessm man

A well-known Brooklyn business man
recently returned from trip TO Cali
fornia with photograph and fish
story. The former was necessary, as
without it he would never dare TO tell
the latter TO the brethren of his ma
sonic lodge and of his Royal Arcanum
council. Thus fortified, however, he
lated thrilling piscatorial achieve
ment at La Jolia, near San Diego, as
follows;
"After an early breakfast we started
in an 1S-foot boat on our row of three
miles up the coast, over the large roll
ers. In good time we reached a place
where the guide concluded our lines
should 90 down. My outfit consisted Of
line some 200 feet in length, having
16 hooks and three-pound sinker. The
bait used for this style of fishing are
pieces of yellow tail, cut so the hooks
run right through the skin. As the
lines went down the guide rowed slow
ly, thereby keeping the boat in about
the same position, so the line might go
down straight After the sinker
touched the bottom pulled up about
five feet and had scarcely done so when
a small pull and then many in success
sion, caused me to remark: we have
struck the fishing ground, by Jove!'
pulling in 400 feet of line, a sinker
weighing three pounds and also several
large fish all at once is no easy task and
my arms were very tired, but soon
everything seemed to change, the line
came up so easily that ! thought all the
catch must have been gone, including
fish and sinkcr. But | still hauled in
the line and soon pink object was
seen, way down in the water, which
was followed by IA others of similar
character These objects ! soon found
TO be fish Of all sizes, weighing from 8
to 10 pounds; Is on the 16 hooks and all
pulled up at one time. Think of it!
81 later found why the line came up
so easily toward the last. The fish had
all been killed by pulling them so rap
idly from the great depth and the
bladders, that projected from their
mouths, filed with air, had caused them
to float. After our mornings sport we
rowcd home and found that we had 415
pounds of California Cod to our credit"
This Brooklyn man, who tells this
story unabashed, is so modest that he
is willing to be identified only by his
initais, which are T. w. D.-N. Y. Her.
aid.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

The Methodist Episcopal church has
60 organizations in Japan, with 3,O23
members, an increase of 25 over last
year.
A Buddhist priest of IL years stand
ing has professed conversion in the Sal
walton Army at Ceylon and has handed
over his robes to the army.
The Italian minister of public in
struction proposes to introduce an ar
Dor day each year for the planting of
trees on ltaly's waste lands.
The Sunday School association has
now seven different meetings every
week in New York city for teao hers, at
which the lesson for the ensuing Sun.
day is taught.
The Free Church of Scotland Temper
ance society has reached its jubilee
year, with a membership of 75,74O, in
GLIDING 500 ministers, SO missionaries
and colonial ministers.
There is big row at the Eastern In
diana normal university over the initia'
ton of Clarence Deaton into the mys-
teries of class societies. Wagon axle
grease was smeared all over his body
otter his clothing had been torn off in
shreds. An electric battery was then
applied The shock was so great that
his sense of hearing has been destroyed.
The University of Chicago has adopt
cd n system of concessions calculated to
draw students from foreign countries.
SO far it has been applied only to Japan,
On tlc principle that one native tongue
is MS good as another, the university
will accept unit of study in japanese
for the same amount of work in Eng
fish. Chinese, the classic for the Jap
anese, will be accepted in lieu of Greek
Under the law which gave Cornell
university certain amount of govern
ment land, the university is obliged to
give one free scholarship to each as
sembly district in the state every year
When this law was passed there were
12S assembly districts in the state,
which meant that there were 512 free
students in the university all the time,
as each scholarship was for the entire
four wears.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
HER ASPIRATIONS.
A Kansas Girl who Took IA Practical
View of Educational
Advantages.

There was little of the idealistic about the
essay of Kansas girl at her recent gradua'
ton, Her teacher had given her for theme
the phrase: Beyond the Alps Lies Italy
She astonished her preceptress and school
mates by these emphatic words:
II do not care cent whether Italy lies
beyond the Alps or even in Missouri. do
not expect to set the river on fire with my
future career. | am glad have good, very
good education, but am not going to mis-
use it by writing poetry or essays about the
future woman. Ii will enable me TO correct
the grammar of any lover may have, should
he speak of 'dorgs in my presence, or say
he went somewhere. 1t . will also come
handy when | want to figure out how many
pounds of soap woman can get for three
dozen eggs at the grocery. So do not be-
grudge the time | have spent in acquiring
it. But my ambitions do not fly so high. |
just want to marry man who can lick any
body of his weight in the township, who can
run an S0acre farm and who has no fe.
male relatives to come around and try to
boss the ranch. And ! will agree to cook
good dinners for him that won't send him TO
an early grave and lavish upon him whole
lot of wholesome affection and see that his
razor hasn't been used to cut broom wire
when he wants to shave. In view of all this
i don't care if do get a little rusty on the
rule of three and kindred things as the years
20 by."-Chicago Chronicle.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

Unable to Pronounce II.

The neighbors Of certain well-known
Memphis Irish family say that the good
housewife and her lord never know what
domestic discord is except when the old man
goes home slightly in his cups. Then there
is trouble and plenty OF 1t, Tor the 6 ola lazy lazy
sistcntly tried for a score of years to get
'Moike to quit it." The storms, according
to the story, have grown less violent of late
years and for that matter the tipsy periods
of "Moke" are not of such frequent recur-
renee as formerly Not long ago, so the
story goes, the old man went home pretty
well tanked, and his wife. met him..
"Yis," she said, "ye're a-comin' home
agin, an t-that dhrunk. My, my, o, my,
Moike, an why is it yez won't call fur sarsa'
parlla whin we git enufY' -.
"Bekase," replied Mike, "whin OF gitS,
enuf Oh can't say 'sar.sas.asapril-la,' an
now yez hay it."-Memphis Scimitar.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

A poet scribbles verses,
I'm artist draws some curves;-
That's all that really happens
When Alice cans preserves.
Puck.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

To Cure Gold In Ono Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money lift fails to cure. Csc.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

-=s7=77-----'--
PrOsperity for 1900.

Indications everywhere point to great pros
perity for the coming year, This is an in
variable sign of healthy nature. The sue:
cess of country, as well as the success OF
an individual, depends upon health. There
can be no health if the stomach is weak. II
your have any stomach trouble try Hostel.
ter's Stomach Bitters which cures dyspep'
STA, indigestion and biliousness. 1t makes
strong, vigorous men and women.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
Il +
Charity.

MY wedding presents were splen.
did" the sweet young bride was saying,
particularly the silver service from
the Astorbilts. Wasn't it good OF
them?"
Indeed, il was, dear" replied her
best friend; "but then you know, they
always We're charitable" - Catholic
STANDARD and Times.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
IMPORTANCE OF CORN.
The Colonel Made II Plain That the
Golden Grain WAS Absolutely
Indispensable.

eyes" said Col. Stilwell, everything ia
progressing nicely with the people in my
part of the country, | am happy to say.
1T is fine region, said the young girl.
at is. One OF the most salubrious on
earth. 1t is there that the great golden orb
as it swings on its durnal path across the
sky pauses to send his tenderest messages
across the sunbeams which bind him to the
earth"
you don't say SOL" exclaimed the young
girl. Its something like wireless teleg'
raphy, isn't it?"
The colonel looked little annoyed, and
she hastily exclaimed: at must be per.
fectly lovely there"
1T is. The only gold we ask for is that
which is coined from the sunlight into great
ears of yellow corn. That's what my neigh
bors and used to pride ourselves on
Corn is u very useful article" she said,
with dainty chirp.
"Of co'se it is. People could not get along
without it, remember one year--one of the
most terrible ! ever experienced. My sym
pathies were never before so deeply moved.
There was drought. The corn crop was a
failure"
at must have been dreadful. Still, you
could send elsewhere"
~ well.to.do people. But was thinking of
the poor | tell you, if it hadn't been fob
the ch'city of number of charitable cti-
Zens, myself among them, ] have no doubt
that great many of those unfortunates
would have died Of thirst. w ashngton
Syar
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
OCTOBER
APRIL.
NOVEMBER
MAY

I, ! B B l q 4 A 3 5 \ !, 8 4 q q : L, 8
1914 10 6I17 1919 II ~ 1914 l51617
202l 90 23I "a 25I26 lS19I20 p 22I2S24
272SI 20 30I31 :. 2526I27 rs 20, 80 :,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
Observing little Mortal.

"When | grow up" she said, with con-
Il intend to have good time
"Oh, do your" returned her elder
sister, inquiringly.
"Yes, / do" was the reply. 81 know
just what I'm going to be-
"And what do you intend to be?"
"A widow" answered the observing
little one.-Chicago Post.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
AduIter,tIon M Advnntouc

Customer-You sell these cigars for
a dollar box? How do know they
are not made of cabbage leaves?
Dealer-rll be honest with you, mis-
ter. Where these cigars come from
they can raise tobacco little cheaper
than they can raise cabbage, If ii was
mt for that couldn't guarantee them,
sir.-Chicago Tribune.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

An Irish cyclist was bitten on the leg by
savage bull terrier. He wrote long com
plant to the local paper, the communication
closing with the sentence: "The dog, un.
derstand, belongs to the town magistrate,
who resides in the neighborhood, and is al.
yet he sits on the bench in judgment on
others. "-Philadelphia Call.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
SeIf-Eytdent,

"What is the title of your essay?"
asked the kind father
"The Value of Time"
I'm afraid it won't do. Anybody
with a proper comprehension of that
topic would know better than to sit
down and write essays about it,
Washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

Rasmus-Say! graumammy, what
makes de moon shine so bright some
times, while some nights is so dark?
Granmammy-Well, chile, reckon
dat de good Lawd made dem dark nights
so dat poor colored folks kin have
chicken dinner 'ithout de formality OBJ
payin' foh de chicken.-N. Y. World.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned, have known +. j..
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, o.
Waldng, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c. per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

Coal Dealer Wen have to stop mix
ing slate and stones and old iron and
things with our coal.
Yard Man-Phwat's III natther, sor ?
Coal Dealer-The stuff won't burn,
and one ton lasts a customer all winter.
N. Y. Weekly.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
Halls Family Pills are the best.
An Extinguisher.

Trump, thump! Rattle, rattle, crash!
Young Percy Stonebroke rolled down the
steps of the palatial residence OF Mr.. Gold
bands.
Mr.. Goldbonds returned to the house, roll.
ing down his sleeves.
Papa, 0, papa, what have you been do.
ing?'
This question came in anguished tones
from the ruby lips of Arabella Goldbonds.
Putting out the light of your life" an
swered papa, who had done little caves,
dropping in the hall the night before-Bal.
timore American.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
IInd Done We'll.

well, when | die / shall at least
have the consolation of knowing that
l have made one person supremacy hap
py."
How did you do it?"
Gave Miss Flasherleigh a chance to
decline proposal Of marriage from
me."-Chicago Times-HeraId.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

Darling, my love grows day by day,
hope and pray 1t ever viii;
I've heard you sing; I've heard you play
Yet spite of that / love you stll
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
How She Knew.

Poor thing" exclaimed one young
woman at the theater. THAT girl is
beautiful, but she is very deaf"
How do you know?"
"She has sat all through this
French farce without blushing once"
Washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
Never Satisfied.

Oletimer-Why don't you get mar.
ried?
Bachelor-I'm afraid | couldn't sup
port a wife in the way she would like.
0letimer-Don't let that stop you. II
would be just the same il you were
worth ten millions.-Puck.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
Nnice frnm The Audience.

"And this is the end" said the hero
as he bent over the form of the dying
heroine while the orchestra played
softly.
"Thank heaven!" exclaimed the man
in the aisle seat, with sigh of relief.
Chicago Post.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

Nan, how does my hat compare with
Kitty's?'
Yours looks more like hearse COM
ing around he corner than hers does
Chicago Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
Chance to Begin Training.

slack" asked the father, "are you
going in for any of the school sports
this year,"
"Yes, daddy" replied the unsuspect-
ing boy, I'm going to try for the mile
race"
Good" returned his father. 81 have
letter to be posted, and it's about n
mile to the post Office and back. Let
me see what time you can do it in
Stray Stories.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
Not Easy to Tell,

"Miss Nixy told me always TO ring
her doorbell twice"
"She must think n good deal of you
to honor you with such friendly ar.
rangement."
II don't know; maybe she wants
chance to escape. Chicago Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
His Own Opinion.

"A great many men are never taken
at their true value" said the philos-
opher.
"rhat's right" answered Senator
Sorghum. II have seen the littlest men
in the legislature hold out successfully
for the biggest figures. Washington
Ctor
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
A Stirring subject.

He What did you discuss at the
meeting of your literary club this after
noon, my dear?
She-1he outrageous action Of Miss
Burgins in almost doubling her price
for making a gown.-Chicago Times
Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

Cora-"Do you like to hear girl whistler
Merritt-"No, but like the way her mouth
looks when she gets ready to try."-Town
Topics.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

$40 you think she will win him? She
is playing her cards WE'LL
81 think she will. She has fair
hand, and hearts are trumps, you
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Bulletin.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

'Why did Colt introduce an automobile
in his last farce comedy?" "He was tired of
hearing the critics accuse him of horse.
play."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

What docs this mean Bridget?' ex
claimed the lady Of the house, returning
from shopping; "tbe telephones been taken
Quit" Sure, ma am, the girl over the way
came over and said her missus would like
to use it for little while, and sint it over
to her; but had terrible job gettin' it UNI
Statesman.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
We viii Pay SEQ Per Week

And expenses for man with rig to introduce
our Poultry Mixture and Insect Destroyer
in the country. Send stamp. Excelsior Mfg.
Co., Parsons Kans.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

my darling" cries the hero, throwing off
his disguise, II am he!" and l." falters
the heroine, laying aside her maidenly re.
serve, IAN she" Meanwhile the villain
covers in the corner. 81 am it" he gbbers,
ior he has gone mad under the strain.-De
trOit journal
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

I'm in favor of trusts, and I hope they
may win"
Said the poor little much-abused pup;
For the one that's controlling the output
of tin
Keeps the price OF tin cans away up"
Catholic Standard and Times.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

Is It wuth while-dese questions fill
Dis life wit doubts on every hand
To walk down south to shun de chill
When dere's good, warm Jail ut hand
washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

DEWEYS FLAG SHIP OLYMPIA-UAPTAN GRIDIEY, COMMANDER
Mrs. Grily mother of Captain Gridy, quho command of
Dys flag ship at the destruction of the Spanish fleet at Man
of remedy, Pe,una:
" Attic solicitation of friend ased Pwna, and faaAy
grand tonic and qOonans friend and should be ased
household After using for short period feel ike
Ann E. Gridley.
liable to caarrh of the
organs catarrh wherever located Address Dr.
Hartman, Columbus, Ohio, for free book.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
A Different Mntfer ENTIRELY.

Hes college professor, and don {,
believe he knows much Of the world
Don't you fool yourself; he's a pro-
fessor in young ladies' semlrary!'.-.
Puck.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

Hodge latter spelling through paper)
WHAT'S an Afrigander missus" Missus
why, the 'usband Of an Afrigoose, O
course!" llodge-"And what's an Afri
goose? Missus-"Why, hostrich, O.
conrse "-Pnnch
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

self.resrs is the corner stone of all vim
tue.-Sir John Herschel.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
An Unkind husband.

Mrs. 1a2zam--W oman's work is
never done.
Gazzam---Why don't you do it, taen,
and stop talking about it, Judge.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
Anticipated News.

Mr. Isaacs lin Chicago)-Ish der dele.
gram fer Mr.. Isaacs sayin' dot his shtore has
purned down in New York?
Hotel Telegraph Operator--No! None!
"Vell, when Won comes schoost sendt it
right up TO my room, blease!-Puck.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02
ucno from, the Kitchen.

John, I'm going to sell these rolling
nins and fiatirous in one lot. How shall
label them for the auctioneer"'
"lvar material my loye,"-~Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-02

He-Were you ever caught beneath the
mistletoe?
She+Perhaps YOU had better come around
on Christmas and see if act like one who
has had experence-C Chicago Times Herald.