The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1900-09-09
THE UNDOINGOFAW WILDCAT
EER0Y THE GUIDE TELLS WHY Hs
DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE.
The cat Wa. All RiGht Unul . Banker From
Indiana In Search Of Rest Came Out with
Some weird Cheeses- Trouble Began with
Iamembert and Ended With Limburger.

Indiana In Search OF Rest Game out with
Some weird C~heeses-Iroubic Began with
Camembert and Ended With Limburger.
FfPtELD, Wis, Sept. 6-There being no
lantern in tho camp on Picherel Lake. fergy
the guido. had stuck a knot OF balsam pine in
the fork ~ o tree near by and II cast a red and
ftfnl light over the tail gate OF n wagon which
he had mounted upon two forked uptights
10 serve "a a table The other man, seated
sn an upcnded grocery box, had eaten
IA. Ash. his slice Of light bread fried in grease.
had drunk a tin cupful OF black coffee and WAS
doubtlngly examining a yellow mass. thin and
hard, that lay before him.
That's cheese" said Fergy. standing near
and exploring the rIghthnnd pocket OF his
~overalls for crumbs Of tobacco.
"Yes2" said the other man questioninEly
AS one interested in scientific research, | am
glad 10 have my doubts removed ] had con-
cluded that It was a section Of palaeozoic egg
IL las antcdiluvinn wrinkles and a prehistoric
smelI I had intended to ship II 10 my friend,
Mr.. Hinky-Diuk Kcnna, curator Of the Museum
OF Lost Arts That We're Never Found AZ Clark
and Van Buren, streets. Chicago"
"Yass.- said FerRy IT'S funny, but ] never
have any luck when there's cheese In camp
p I told that gal AZ the hotel not to put no CHEESE
in with our grub an tn first thing lam my
han agln wen ! unpack IN boI IA that there
Don' send IL 10 no fr'en'. Keep II an hit a
InIun with Il. You fellers wat takes three
drinks an thon hugs your en'mIes an fShts
your 'r'eps make me fayteePed Hit him
snv'ore between his knees an his hair an
zen fetch him done my bns' with II, though
The other man said nothing. Fergy picked
nm a red-aliye coal In his fingers. handled II
I'm his horny palm. deftlv canted II on top Of
his nine. sucked violently and resumed
Amt never had no luck with cheese sence
o. man B'undon O. Winchester. lnjyanny'
come 10 here. He's a banker wen he's AT
home. Hired me fr thirty days an said ne
didn't give a prom'sory note w'ether he caught
fab ur not. wat he wanted was res an quiet
an III sweet wisperin's O. mother natir an
balsam air. seen them folks aiore. Ginruly
they gifts tired in two days m you sotter Jug
'om back 10 ~ hotel were they kin lie IN bed
O. mornin's an play four-ball billiards at nlRht
=, a table wat sounds like you was runnin'
a truck loaded with railroad iron acrost IT,
or Blandon. howsomever. wern't that kind
- ,atur-loyer. lie we're out fr recreashun
an he shore staid with me, Nice Of man he
uere easy an peaceful an didn't look like
he were more'n half awake at no time. !
doan' understand how he made his money.
pDlv Uumes, mother guide, toll he were with
four billion dollars, an he got II from a red
headed I~nJyannv Teller wat said he had a
im'pedm.nt In his speech rom childhood wat
Lep' him rom bein' a liar. ! never packed
no such pack as that pack wat packed fr
Of BIandon. | packed It rom Boyd's Hotel
10 this here very p~lace-i73 poun's $ ounces
IN flst load an ISL poun's II ounces tn
mex load. | made two trips, you see
YEP" said the other man, sticking a splinter
into his cigar to increase It's draught.
.w HIAEA nFtNbA
y'at he'd brought rom Injyanny. He were
40 careful o it | think he mus a-kep' it in III
hank vault. They was 'nough canned goods
70 stock a store canned goods with writin'
on en- | couldn' read | never see nothin' like
'em before. An cheese. He we're a conosher
bout cheese. Had thirty difrunt kinds, ur.
nebbe. thiry-one. | learnt tn names some
o. 'en, but not all. II ] could a-learnt III
names O. all O. them cheeses | could go up 10
Of Claude DuCharme's shack next winter an
talk 10 any French gal Ia tn bunch. This Is
were tn story begins.
rus nightin campo oil Blandon took a Ratchet
an broke open one o his dry goods boxes wat
had lugged acrost tn trail an took out a little
youn' can an cut open with hs Knife an said
Ferry, we'll have a leete Kom-em-bare
lie spread the stun on some toas an handed
AZ 90 me an. sir. She we're good. We ethai
,h' can an lef' it setun' on tn table-was usin
this same t|ail-gate we got now an wentto
bed Long bout / O'Clock In tn mornln !
was woke by the 'stranees' sweetes' music |
ever heerd in my life. an | lister be a fiddler
mysef. or Biandon was playin' mother
kin o. music on his nose an it made me so madl
a.goue over to him an kicked him outH his
blankets If they hadn't a-been 81 a day IN u
] laid there an liSSened tell ] was broad awake
au' then | lifted my haid an looked STUN
10y III fire that had mos died down,
he tai curled ov'r his nack az q grin On ms tace
Ike III anHils wear, were the biEges. Wild cat
] ever see before mr. SenCe. lie wa so big that
J took him tr q Young painter, an, he NeTe
pear him an he were 50 joyful he hadder sing,
look here | heerd cats sing atore then, an
Smiths In Fifiel', wat kin set down alta mclojun
en- make you cry an wtIsh. you was back In
.anady aRin. but that cat laid ov'r, Armalee
love musick, an that were musick, but don
want no Wild cats roun whur ] IN sleeplnt so
] reached tr a chunk TO- throw, at II, when,
1omeyer. 7 could hear them beautiful strains
foatn back through N woods. II they'll
ou'y sing like that Ven | die an git To Heaven,
III stay with 'em tell he'll freezes over.
i toll Of Blandon bout II mex mornin' an
he looked at me an at III, "m.y cheese can an
] toll him ~ was made outu the same sort O,
inatecryul A. his'n an II be didn' like tn way |
said he WASH thinkin' bout boats, but bout the
tingler an sumtaun ehrCk q koln-em-bafo
cheese on IN lutnuteTod mag ftShnh
W. fsh't p leetlc that day an didn't ketch
nothin' He were luokiu' a. me mos o IN
time an rv'ry lcotlc vile he'd arsk how big
that cal were. an how many stripes II had,
an w'ether it, tail were Curlod over its buck
Nr on'y curved, an u lot - dam nonsense like
that I thinks to my-o'f one time I'd give
IN boat a leatle tvis' an lot him spatter bout
in twenty feet o. wattulI, but he were a Of
man an they were o. in il. That night he
went 10 his treasure cheS' agin an TOOK out
mother priceless can % smell an says 'FeTgy,
wen have a leetlc Rokefort' He spread some
on a piece a toas' an give " 20 me an, sir,
she were good We Of ha'f tn can an then
VI wrapped u M m n piece o. paper, tight,
an we went 10 bed II conldn' a-becn u o'clock
wen ] hccrcd IN song II seemed to me like
Il had a dis 'pinted note in it a sorter SCUM
a. sadness like lite ain vat II Oughter be. n
mothers gone with IN hired man an so forth.
j look up an there's m cat, lviu' on its Stun
mick an gain az NJ Goals with lis big WELLER
eyes an siugtn' soft an low. | XII on my all
jours an crawl oV'r To Blaudon an yank him
by his gray w'iskers. Here, | w'ispers, you
oil lniyanny never was. you're IN tus' man
wat ev'r said that Fer.y lied an lived to gt
away with it ] says, Raise up an look at
that cat. ur I'll Chaw YOU ON IN ear, SAYS |.
] we're mighty hot At Blludon. lie raised
up keerful-like an took one look an says, Wild
like. ! nevr cNpected him tn nay IN delayed
in'teres' on that note, an "onipun' intcres'
too he says. an 'h'0wed a n, Pore Of man,
itkuOVked him right of u tn thWArt. Jumped