Evening journal., 1900-12-03
IEL., MONDAY. DECEMBER 3. 1900.

ever that menes. ! asst him ef | shud
send hit to Mister Addix. an he sed
not to do hit unless I wuz expectln' to
go over to the Reglers suddenly, witch
haint eff l knows miself.
Frum wot I kin here our fellers
hain't goin' to git much outten Char
ley Megginson, the Regler Republican
Levy Kort Kommishuner IN the Forth
Deestrict Our old friend Jon Kambil,
Lord III Fuel Handler and Grass Kut-
ter-in-Cheef at the Kort House, has
got TO walk the plank, fer he's q DIM
mokrat. Hitll seem rite kweer TO the
grass not TO have him to cut hit but
] CESS hitll soon git reckonsiled 20
George Rite. of Moo Kassel Pat Ma
grory, the tax kollectOr over there's
anuther Dimmokrat hoo's got TO wurk
lat sumthin else. fer Harry ellis IS ex-
pectin' to sit his job jest as soon as
Mister Megginson kin git around to-
hit Jon Hanse. hoo wuz mite warden
under Sheriff Finn. wants Mister Me
grory's place. hut I understood as how
Harry ellis has got the promise. Sum
OF the Republican pollytishuns IN Red
Line hundred allows as how Mister
Swan, Mister Megginson's feller fer
tax kolleckter OF that part OF his dees-
trict. hain't much OF a wurller. but
Mister Megginson sez he talked an
wurked fer him all rite wen he WIZ
buckin' agin' Mister Armstrong fer the
Levy Kort an he KANT 90 back on a
friend, speshelly wen the Armstrong
men IL the ones hoos tryin' TO down
him in faver Of Bill Vale Anuther
man hoo wanted the plase wuz Mister
( lllark. but he wurked fer Armstrong
an that disqualified him fer a job
in Mister Megginson's cabbynet. Jim
( Foster. of Moo Kassell wants to tend
to Therd street drawbridge. but he's
lgot two things agenst him. In the
lfurst phase. he's an Addix man, and in
the seckind plase he tride to beet Meg
ginson fer the nommynashun. Fer
these reesens I CESS Mister Foster
won't git wot he's after.
Arthur Wise hoo wuz detected fer
assessor bi the Dimmokratic kandi-
date, wanted TO be kollector fer Moo
Kassell hunderd. but Pawl GINS nA-
a pryor klame an spoke up like man
fer his son Harry.
Hits ini way Of thinkin' that Bee
Frank Blackbern. the Rogler hoo wu.
beet bi Hushebeck in the nommyna-
lshun fer Representative. will git sum-
thin. but hit hain't bin desided wo
hitll be. Shereff Taller discharged
John Barnes. mite warden. because ne
wudnt team in an wurk fer Bradle,
fer sheriff Hit looks as tho Mister
Barnes viii 60 back an take charg
lof the s.ole-pile gang wen Mister
Mackdaniel goes in, fer there's sun
/ IReglers hoo don't think Sheriff Tale
oughter acted thataway. Dory Franci
kin be cheef warden ef he wants hit
but / heer as how he'd ruther be Stai
deteclStive in plase of Mackvay o
Witsil.
There's trubble growed outten thai
there big Republican parade we haC
we're sum time ago. Hit seems there
wuz an understandin' among the mem
bers OF the kommittee on arrange
ments as how nun OF them wuz to ridl
in karridges / CESS Mister Horrl
, Gresly Noles must a-fergot all abou
that agreement, fer wen the parade
cum along he wuz sittin in a karridg
with Guyner Hum. He wore a hi ha
, an carried a big bunch Of wife kris
! santhems. with flowin' wite ribbins
an lOOkt rele Mise to everybody hu
, the uther members OF the kommitie,
hoo wuz gittin' blisters on there fee
I, an on there horses. There wuz SUN
talk af tryin' Mister Noles fer breecl
.of promise an sentencin' him 10 waIl
over the rout of the parade. but / gesl
.nuthin won't cum outten hit.
seen in the paper as how Harrl
Anderson, Jon Hendrlxon, Maggi
ITillman an Annie Hayes cum ner
beln' killed bi there hos an baro1cl
an themselves tumbhn' throo th
bridge into Punshum Run, near Dover
How'r they gittin' along? I CESS Mag
gie an Annie won't want 10 go or
lridin' with Harry an John emmy NOR
eff they kant take no better kare o
them than that. HoO's hoss wuz the
Z drivin? Hit mustabin' thinkin' to It
self to walk into a big hole IN a bridg
like that / hope hit wuzn't our track
shun engine busted throo the brldg
in the fust phase.
1 Mister Addix hain't feelin' very good
! He allows as how sum Of the boys ha
bunkoed him an failed to deliver tn
goods OF korse he still allows as hoy
he's goin to be eleclsted seniter, bu
me an him's talked the matter owe
an we've about konkloOded as how hi
CANT be dun. SO I CESS we'll tri anuth
er dedlock on the uther fellers an Sc
ow they'll like that.
Kernel Dee Pee Barnard has bin al
pointed kollector of port fer the sit
of Wilmingtun-Or, leestwise, Miste
Addix SEE he has, an wot Miste
Addix sez goes ef hit don't STOP III
seems as how hit cum about this away
Mister Addix, Jay Frank Alice an Kel
mel Bernard went down to Washingtu
to see Pressydent Mackinlee. MistC
S Aortleyou, Mister Macldnlee's privat
. seclSretary, seen them comm thrOo tn
Wite House grounds, an sez: "Bil
- yere Gums Mister Addix, of Dellywe
an a strong dellygashun.' Mister Ma,
kinlee sez, Throw opin the dores al
winders so they kin git in, an scraI
the paper often the wall SOS they won
;, fele krowdid." Wen Mister Addi