New-York tribune., 1900-11-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

AS d result Of a political argument two residents
of MuskegOn. Mich. made a wager OF $aS on the
result of the election day last week. One OF
the parties to the bet coal bill OF ST. The
coal dealers heard OF the wager. garnisheed the
stakeholder and recovered the amount Of their
claim
Fond Recolections.-"D Did you enjoy the story OF
Aladdin and his wonderful lamp when you were
Yes" answered Mr.. Blykins "I often look back
those happy days of innocence when c0nid
that without being tempted to put up my good
money to help form a stock company"-CWasn-
Some Conservative campaigners in Canada have
printed a fac smile issue OF The Toronto Globe.
the leading Liberal journal. containing some al
legged extracts from old issues of THE Globe ap-
pearing favor the Conservatives the rest of the
SPACE being filed with Conservative campaign lit
erature Yet If such thing were done in
American campaign these same Conservatives
would preach a sermon the low level Of Ameri-
politics.
willing @ W9rker7"Who , will haul Id down the
heaNsing speech which she was to deliver before
NOW. Henrietta,' exclaimed Mr., Meektqn. "I
thought had attended to everything bolted
Psd ra e put with ashes 6u 'SG
you the truth. | didn't know We had the flag out:
once-tW Washington ten Star Sta '''' anu "''S'"
A Chinese laundry firm in Hong-Kong recently
sent the following announcement to its prospective
English customers:
Ladies' and Gentlemen: We the washer of every
kind of clothes blankets and on; newly estab-
lshed the company and engaged the business.
Contrary TO our opposite company will most
cleanly and carefully wash customers with
possible cheap prices. With your wages we will
work the business"
The Bright sde.-"Oh, how beautiful she is
But very likely she is a wicked adventures"
urged Kathryn. "and. then, wac knows but she is
paddedi'
Marie looked up wistfuy.
How wish s b-,hs had you your + faculty for looking
claimed heaving great sgh.-(Detroit Journal.
The indianapolis Press" says:
"A who died in Montgomery County Mo-,
last April directed that the following inserip-
ton be placed upon his gravestone:
Kind Friends I've left behind
Cast your for William Jennings Bryan
Hark. from the tomb a doetul sound.'
White-'I understand Young Green lost all the
money nus tather lett MIN on the races. and he's
now looking for a job. He won't have soft a
he'll have a soft thing long as ne doesn't lose
his head-"-(Chicago News. s.
Hans Petersen. a farmer S7er St Joseph. Mo-
has wagered $1,000 against S9O .ynat President Nc
Kiney will be reelected. He stood on the street
corners and made his offers to wager the money
in small sums. ranging from $50 TO 800 and found
takers for the entire 81 900 in days. He made
every bet at, 3 to /. Asked explain it he said:
1T will be good interest the money, and that is
all want. I have desire rob the Democrats
but if any of them want to pay that rate of in
terest it is all right. Ii is just as safe as Ioanns
the money well secured notes"
II should think your mother would punish Won
p Iop b SAD the neighhors little girl the
mo %ho haa ,diSobeyed She can't" the con-
, maent reply. I've been sick and I'm not well
enough to be spanked yet and she can't keep me- in
time -(Chicago Post ms q "ulIE