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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27
ANIMALS WITH BROKEN HEARTS
Cases 10 which Dogs, Horse. sad Birds
Have Died from ortsf

." W"o" boHsi bofaes and hiF"s
Have Died from orist
There have been many cases on rec
ord Of animals dying OF broken
hearts" usually dogs and horses. and
sometimes birds. SAYS the New York
Herald. Not long ago a young woman
In this city. who owned a Gordon set.
ter that was very fond OF her. was
married aud moved TO Lakewood. The
dog was left behind and at once be-
came inconsolable lie would eat
nothing, aud stood looking out Of the
window for hours at . time. whining
and moaning pitifully The dog was
wasting away from exhaustion. Those
who knew him said he was dying Of
a broken heart. when II was seen
that he would die II he could not see
his mistress no was taken to her. His
Joy at seeing her was extravagant. and
he at once got better. His mistress
came TO New York for a two weeks
visit. and left the dog with the sorv-
ants In Lakewood. When she returned
she found him dead, lying on one OF
her garments. The poor brute, think
ing himself again deserted. lay down
TO die. and could not be driven or
coared from his place. neither would
he eat or drink. A horse belonging
TO q brewery had been driven for years
by a man to whom he had become
much attached. One day the driver
failed TO appear at the stable. and an
other man was put on his wagon. The
horse. however. refused TO be driven
by any one except his old friend. and
after many trials no was put back In
tho stable and another horse took his
place. The horse continually watched
the stable door for his master to enter.
lie refused to eat the hay and oats
placed before him. Day by day he
grew thinner and weaker Al last he
fell down and could not rise. and died
before his friend the driver returned
TO duty. The veterinary surgeon who
attended him said he died Of broken
heart" Last summer n woman who
lives In Harlem went TO tho country
for a months holiday. Before leaving
she gave her pet canary. Dick, into
the hands OF the woman In the next
fat TO care for until her return. Dick
missed his mistress the next day aud,
after a tender little song. hushed bis
voice and would sing no more. lie ate
very little and began to droop vislbly.
AZ the days went by he became simply
n miserable little bunch Of bones and
yellow feathers. Ono morning the
woman who had charge OF him found
him on his back. dead, in the bottom
OF his gilded cage. lie had died OF
grief at the loss OF his mistress. A
-huudrod instances might he cited of
animals who have died OF grief n'
being separated from those they love
DID their hearts break. or was II sim
ply exhaustion. due to lack OF nourish'
ment. the same M II they had beer
humans instead OF brute animals7
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27
Trlsa 70 Kr.... Md. ,lhila.

What appears TO havs been a pre-
msditated and deliberate attempt at
child murder was brought to light
when Charles Allen, a travelling UNI
brslla member. discovered an infant
boy. about four weeks old. face down
ward. and nearly buried In the snow
on the outskirts OF Dover. N. II. The
infant. which was crying. was Ia nude
condition, with its clothing pear BY.
indicating that the child had bSen
stripped In order to hasten lts death
and laid down In the snow to perish.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27


ton into the legislature BY Senator
W. e. Smithson OF bill for the pro-
lection OF boarding schools and col
leges for females. and the principals
and students thereof. The irst section
OF the measure made u 'unla.tul for
any person or persons 70 Willy anu
unnecessarily interfere win u's.urp.
or IN any way ulbquiet inv Pup"s VI
any school or coiIege lot Iana go "
tAuthor OF the Anti mashiht bA"l
this state or the teacher or pFaeipalS
In charge while on any puoDeioad OF
street. or In any building or Hue'ure.
or on the school premises, nr shali
any communication be had Or sueh
purposes with such pupils orhy one
OF them, either orally or IN Wiuns' or
by signs or otherwise and shalI
also be unlawful for any perso 10 en-
ter such schools or colleges e'ept on
business without hrHt having otaihed
permission OF the principal liehArge
OF same ana any person EiV OF
either OF said onenses shall beleemed
guilty OF misdemeanor. and'n con-
vietion thereof, shall pay hnof not
less than 50 nor more than tbOjr each
onense. on the first eonvleth' and
upon the second and each suleQnent
conviction OF n like ofense shs phy
fine OF not less than $40 nor me than
$50 and be Imprisoned at the direction
OF the court. In the county y, not
less than ten nor more than thlry
days"
Section provided that II AL be
unlawful for any person, or peunr' to
loiter, wander. stand. or sit uln the
public roads or to frequent onnnec-
'ssarlly pass along the same such
nanner. with intent to annoy,er' or
disturb the owners. lessees. occu-
pants OF any premises in the ste used
for the education OF females. With
Intent 10 disturb. annoy. or bass the
teachers, principals, or pupils. any
one OF them, as they pass aloi the
public highway, streets, or alys OF
any city In the state. Any penn or
persons violating this section this
act shall be deemed guilty OF mis-
demeanor, and on conviction AL be
fined and punished In the san way.
and TO the same extent, as II c0leted
under the first section OF the ae'
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

Pittsburg Will carry two dozen mem
on It's pay roll this season. The play
crn are getting In shape at Thomas
Vile. Ga.
Grim. the old Brooklyn catcher
who was released by the Brldegrooms
last year. will appear In a Mlnneapo-
liz uniform this season. Grims arm.
which went back on him, has come
around nicely. and he IA confident that
he can show the big league people
that they made n mistake In letting
him 20.
Once more the report comes that
"Blddy" McPhee, the famous second
baseman OF the Cincinnati Reds, will
retire from the diamond. This time
the announcement comes from MePhoo
himself and Is no doubt final. Eos
twenty-one years "Blddy" McPheo haa
been playing the game and was uni-
yersally regarded as the king OF second
basemen. He was an ornament "a
the profession, but ball players are
human and cannot remain In the har-
ness forever.
Mike Grady has again signed New
York contract. which completes the
Giants inneld. in case he Is put AZ
third. Doyle. Davis and Gleason hav-
ing already come into the fold Grady.
together with Kid Gleason has been
praetieing for some weeks With Lajois
and Delahanty. OF the Phillles. Mike
has recovered from the injury to his
knee which he received the latter part
OF last season and which. II was
thought. would lnJure him perma-
nenty.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27
sTRANaE LAKES IN PERU.
Instead Of Surface ontists they Have
maststr,vrs THAT suatiou uoata.

Jnsteaa 81 Surface Oatists They Have
masistrsuu. That swallow Boat-
From Cucere Alto, the highest town
in the world. the Southern railroad Of
Peru drops into the Lagunlllas. or lake
region OF the Cordilleras. where. 1890
feet above the sea, is group OF large
lakes OF very cold, pure water, with
out inlet or outlet. They receive the
drainage Of the surrounding hills and
conceal Il somewhere but there Is no
visible means Of It's escape. A fringe
OF Ice forms around the edges Of the
lake every night the year round; yet
they contain an excellent variety OF
FISH. called the pejerray. which Is
caught near the shore and sold at Pu-
ma and in other neighborlng towns.
The two largest lakes, Saracocha and
Cachlpascana. with several smaller
ones in the same nelghborhood are
owned by the family Of Mr.. Romano
OF Arequipa. who has Just been elected
president OF Peru. lie owns immense
tracts OF land In this locality. with
-,
paoaS anu ''ouhas' Nh'on are ne'u ue'
upon IT. n curious pne"v'le"o.
apou' inc iahes u INA. 'ney Aeep ~
'ne same Ie'eI an 'ne t''ne' rosS'u'ess
VI 'ne uiy anu Iai"y seasons'
amount OF ram wiz MAKE any u,ueI
enoe WIN 'neiI uep'n' which NV
ever w 'ne center u unhnoNn' Nns
.nis auus 10 tne awe anu mystery WIN
wnlcn ,ney are resarueu W 'no in-
u'ahs' mere arc no poa.s upon 'ue
axes except lew "'aa' ps'as, y.
mus niaue VI ounu.es VI seA". "en
Keep very eiose 10 Tue sno,o' ior ioa,
VI pc'ns uraMn ln,o "nl',poo's .na'
are salu 10 eA,s, IN inc center. neIo
" some 'ounua''on ior 'n's ioeI. ,o'
oh'y TWO OF tnree years aso a p"ise
containing nVe men u'sappeaIeu ~
tne u"'NlsSs anu was ne',' n'A,u ',
us"'n' VI 'ou'se :. may nav eppo'
over anu '.s occupants na'e ueon pa'e
lyzed oy the cola water IN an Ordinary
way; but their bodies never were dis
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

did you found the town that they
named after your" was asked OF the
western man who had been Dragging
OF the honor. We'll. no." he slowly
replied. mo: l wasn't the first set
tier" Presented II with public parks,
perhaps?" "oh, no; there were parks
enough. ! didn't have to do anything
at all. The vigilance committee hung
my brother-in-law for horse stealing.
and then turned around and named
the town after me to express their
sympathy in my hour OF bereavement. Z"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27
BASE BALL TOPICS
CURRENT NEWS AND MOTIFS
OF THE GAME.
The baseball season with Right. oiub
Circuit win Ne Most Successful II
History 90 Some Changes In Piay,sG
HulsN

The cloud Of uncertainty that has
been hanging over the baseball situa.
tion for the past several months has
Mt last been removed and the prospects
now are for the most successful sea-
son the game has ever known, with q
revival Of the old-time enthusiasm
Never In the history OF baseball has
30 much been done to elevate the great
national game ~ AZ tho recent meet
Ing OF the national league In New
York. The troubles that have existed
since the organization Of the league,
nine years ago. and that have gradual
ly dragged the game down to plane
where the public lost interest. were
eliminated. A the National League
now stands. with a strong eight club
circuit, baseball should prove "a popu-
las as II did In the sos. when the sport
was conducted on sportsmanlike lines.
In addition 10 the chief work accom-
plished at the meeting. the reduction
OF the cumbersome twelve-club circuit,
the following changes and rules we're
made The balk rule will be changed
as follows: When the pitcher makes a
balk the base runner will advance one
base, but the man az the bat will not
take nrst base. as was the rule last
year. The double umpire system will
be abolished. 20 that but one umpire
VIII ofiiciate at a game. A fixed sched-
ule will be prepared at the beginning
OF the season for umplres. and they
Will follow II. instead OF being assign
ed, M heretofore. In the future the
home plate will be set 10 the square
side will face the pitcher. instead OF
the corner Exhibition games will be
permitted In the future. John u. Day
was appointed supervisor Of umpircs.
with n salary OF $500. The cham
plonshlp season will begin on April 10
and 40 games will be played.
The changes in the rules this year
are Of great Importance. The return
Of the single umpire system liz sure 20
meet with favor, Tho change In tho
home plate Is also an important one
There has always been more or less
trouble over strike decisions. With
the plate turned there are no corners
to kick about, so that a ball must pass
over the plate before an argument can
be offered. Under the new order OF
things there will be fewer clubs. but
there will also be better clubs and
therefore good contests. No farces
like some Of the alleged games IN
which Cleveland. Washington and
sometimes Louisville took part will
disgust the public.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

mate cost may BE-. the magnates gave
evidence OF returning sanity, and
reached positively the same positions
occupied previous 20 the Indianapolis
amalgamation They now begin whore
they then left on. In every other re-
spect these magnates. the supposed %,
alleged conservators OF Americas ma
tlonal pastime. these half-baked en-
emplars OF our national sportsman-
ship in It's best estate az you would
let them tell ~ wriggled on their bel-
lies before the one-man power. truck
led servilely before Br'er Freedman
and announced to the whole world
that through their veins there cours-
ed not a drop OF that which goes 10
make up the true sportsman-game-
ness There are times. possibly. when
a sacrifice Of a principle FOR expedi-
ency's" sake may be oondoned. But
there ia absolutely not the slightest
excuse for the abject manner in which
they threw aside all sense OF their
own honor. and like 30 many whipped
ours. returned 10 their vomlt and wor-
SHIPPED before the shrine OF the wicked
Mr.. Freedman. And to think OF III
These men are the successors Of Huri7
but Of right. OF Millsi-sporting
News.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27
A. Loui. Latest Catch.

Thomas shechan. who has signed
with the ST. Louis club for 1900. made
his professional debut as an outneldor
with the club representing saera-
mento. bis home city, In the Calitor-
MIA league. when Peoples failed to
make good AZ third base sheehan was
assigned TO that difficult position. For
some time he was anything but n
shining success. being weak at the bat.
timld on the bases and totally unreli-
able on the field. Pluck and persoyer-
anee told and he gradually improved.
His poor work both In the field and at
the lat for the nrst two or three
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

A fox having been pursued by a
Barnard (vt) hunter and two hounds,
escaped In a novel manner. The ami
NAL was being closely pressed by the
dogs, when II dashed across the rail-
road track In front OF fast moving
train. The fox barely succeeded IN
reaching the other side OF the track
ahead OF the approaching locomotive,
but the dogs were not so fortunate.
The hounds were so eager for their
prey that they did not heed the train,
and both we're killed.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27
HOW TO oARoLE.
Two Method. aud the Way to rss,
Them.

Thems
II one is TO really do good by gar
Ellng-that Is. II one is to insure that
the fluid shall reach the posterior wall
OF the pharynx-the nose must be held
and the head must be well thrown
back while performing tho gargling
process. says the Charlotte Medical
Journal. By gargllng In the usual way
only the anterior surface OF the uyula
and soft palate and the base OF the
tongue are reached. But by holding
the nose and throwing tho head well
back when gargllng, tho medlcament
reaches every surface OF tho pharynx
very effectively. The comparative
value OF the two methods can bo test
ed by painting the posterIor surface OF
the pharynx carefully with strong
solution OF methylene blue. and then
letting the patient gargle with water
In the usual way, when II will be found
that the water elected will be clear
and unstained; then let him gargle
again, holding the nose and throwing
his head well back. when the elected
fluid will be found stained. and an In
spectlon OF the pharynx will show that
the blue has been washed away. This
is a thing worth remembering, for
many observers have maintained that
gargling is not only useless as a
method OF medication, but II is quite
Intellectual even as a means OF clean
ing the pharynx.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

Mr.. W. S. stratton OF Colorado
Springs. Col, has received from the
Venture Corporation, Limited, OF Lon
don. a check for $1,000. 900 In Anal pay
ment for the Independence mine at
Cripple Creek. Prior to It's sale year
ago that mine had yielded a net profit
OF 12,5OO.0O0. Uncovered are bodies
show 100000, after paying 81 .i64. 900
dividends in nine months. The work
ings are less than 1000 feet deep.
Stock quotations place $4,000, 900
value on the mine. A yoar ago STRAIT
ton sold the mine for $4,000. 900, OF
which SS.50O.ooO was paid down.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

Sir Walter Raleigh did not smoke
that pipe OF his beneath the yew tree
at Youghal to no purpose. To the
proud distinction OF having provided
n European home for the potato Ire
land has now added that OF being the
frst 10 produce marketable tobacco.
This is due TO the perseverance OF Hor-
ace Plunkett and his Irish agricultural
organization society. the torerunner Of
the government department OF which
he ia now the guiding spirit. Strong.
coarse tobacco, containing an abnor-
NAL amount OF moisture ana Of nico-
tine. has been grown in Meath at q
cost OF 8 cents a pound. and win soll
at 80 cents Al thlpsrats tho graslers
OF Meath wlll~nndit profitable to re-
place the branding iron with the
spade. IAeath plug and Oldcastie
BirdseIe win be favorite brands with
the PATRIOTS before long,-Pall MAn
Gazette.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

months OF the season Ia the cause OF
bis poor showing In the averages. The
last half OF the season he hit we'll
over tho 800 mark and played his
position at third In such style as TO
win the warm eommendation OF all the
critics and secure him a berth with
the 81. Louis club. There were very
few games played by him in which his
work was not a feature. He bAtted
.2ls and his record as third baseman
was .sli. He is 20 years old.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

WIN Locke hit the nail on the head
when he declared anent the grist OF
wild stories sent out by base ball war
correspondents. only TO be denied be-
fore the ink was dry upon the pages
Of the journals. which swallowed the
yarns as sugar-coated pellets OF truth.
Some OF the critics at the front do not
want the truth. others can not get II
and some would not know II n they
saw It registering at the desk" That
IN well put.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

a, Knoxville was arrested for violating
the law. II appears that tho young
lady to whom he was paying attention
was his sweetheart and the arrest only
fastened a wedding ceremony.
Educators say that the law Ia sue
cess. but II Ia not very popular with
the young men OF the state.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

ono OF the three men recently purchae
ed from that club by the Bean Eaters.
Dlnneen figured In fourteen OF the
twenty-four victories won by tho
Washington team In 1899 and was In
tho box In two OF the three gamea
which Washington won from the
champion Brooklyna Besides being q
clever pitcher, Dlnnoen 10 a hard bit
ter. his average last season being .2ss.
which very few pitchers reach. The
popular young player has the chance
OF his life TO show his ability this year
and his friends are confident that his
work will be OF the gilt-edged order.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

Mendlesnt-"oh, sir, you don't know
what II is to want bread" Mr.. Young
husband-"i don't, hey3 I'd have you
understand that my wife has been at
tending the cooking school, and I've
lived for six weeks on angels food,
prune whip. charlotte russo and Span
ish cream. ! not only want bread, but
! want doughnuts and apple pie"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

One OF the best young pitchers In
the country. whoae work will be close
ly watched this season. Ia willianni
Dinneen. n Syracuse boy who will al
ternate with tho great Nichols And
willis In doing the major part Of the
twlrling for Boston. Dinneen played
with Washington last year and vas
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-04-27

Wife, had to discharge the cook
today" Husband-"what for" Wife
-"oh, she got too tender hearted To
do her work properly" Husband
rs II possible7" Wlfe-'Yes; only
this morning she refused to beat the
eggs or whip the cream"