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FhiIadeIphfA Ffs -. -
We advise Chairman Habcoek = u 4,
publican congressional committHes ~.
can look for twsDty-sir Hsssp ~.
gressmen from Psnnsyivanfs. 81 .<
twenty eight. az the result Of -
eleeflon.
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PhIIAdeiphia Nnffh Nnss8 - - Z
Gen. Grant gave II Hung
ceftificats as a great man. II NJ 49,
,ienaan has done Anything since n ~
ths rniing. history II rilHnt spevl
is known mainly through bis ssi'1
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Mr Arthur sewall. wha WAS Bryan's
running mate four years ago, is today
one Of the most strenuous advocates
% the pending bill 20 encourage Amer
ican shipping lie says; 1T viii beuefit
the entlre nation By the establishment
81 great workshops where now there
are none. ana the immense impetus
given 10 the mechanical arts Of the
country" Mr. sewan has practical
acquaintance with the details Of ship
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A there In no Gold Denmark 49,
John "a. Palmer viii vote for .s.sp
lie differs with the president -
questions. but al bes~esn BIN -
there IA but ono course"
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A strong police force was unable to
keep the peace in the Populist conven-
tion at Tacoma. The Democrats prom
Use to go them one better.
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one Eye sun on nryaa.

Wenatchee Republic
While the cSls try has one eye on the
main chance under Republican prosper
ity. IL eth has one good eye on Bryan
and the other cons psrators who would
sxsAxxinats that prososr1ty n shsy could
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1t takes something more substa ntial
than Chinese diplomacy to block the
way OF the world.
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The Sioux Indians want 20 80
China and fight the it0xsrs-
chance 10 ret ria Of two elass~r q ~
and work good for civilization - "
time.
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Denver ffapDbisedn3 -. =
Hon. e. Larry C0dkin insists u
have no business IN China. despite ~ ~
that consular reports show We hsss
g. 20. 90 worth every year
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The eagerness of the fusionists to OBJ
tain the empty honor of nomination on
a ticket already doomed to defeat is
one of the curiosities Of politics.
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A GUARANTEE.

The Post intelligence hereby
guarantees Its advertisers q bona
nde paid circulation, Daily, weekly
ana Sunday, doubls that of my
other newspsper Published I'm the
state Of washfnwton. Advertising
coatracts Will be made subject to
this guarantee.
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A Most Interesaing Featase r.
tlonal GapeWtns


fFbNltcUce S0ufX4
Seattle Is juhilant over the ~ ~
its bank clearanccs for tho wssh -
July ~ reached a new hiWh-We10 -
going TO no less an amount thai 49,
No other city In the country 1@(~0 ~
time mentioned reported 20 hyu4 \ *
portionate increase. and the cieae1
the other cities collectively acooo ~
creased nearly 10 per cent
Seattle" says the Pest-lMe1
commenting on this exhibit. sfeo0
zenith among the cities on ~
States, having for the first IT,
such places as Providenee.
ST. Paul and BufYaio, and foli0vmg
iy after Detroit. Omaha snd -
lis
The rise Of Seattle II one q
creasing features of our natiaeas u
II passed Tacoma In populaue III,
years ago, only 10 md It, boom
out like that Of San Francisce
Angeles before a. Fortunaee1y
ka gold erase developed. ard ss
time II has renewed its pFueo N
confidence.
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Syracuse Poet-standar1 -,
Sone ara 40 neartless 40 70 ssk " 49,
ard Harding Davis is son OF
Davis
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thank God and praise the valor Of our
brothers. the chosen legion Of civilized
humanity.
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Enoushi

Brooklyn Eagle.
Train robbery must be stoppo&
stopSsd oufch ana hard
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OFFICES

OFFICES.
Heaftie-s~>ond avenue and ChaTy street
New Yurk-Rooms zGt nj Temple Court
Chicago Rooms 5os-sio Chicago STOCK Exenanss
building.
Taeoma-ii1 Pacific avenue
Address all communications and rsmsffsnres 70
the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES PUBLISHING co,
Seattle, Wash.
The Po~t.fnterfcncer does not oSsr payment for
voluntary contributions, and will not UNDERTAKE 70
return unsolicited manuscript
rsiephoue business Office. Main :; Editorial
rooms. Main 3s2-
Giys postoSics address In fuii. including county
and stale.
Rsnat By express. money order, draft or In regis
tered letter. at risk
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ping and ship-building. and naturally
favors the Republican policy In deal
ing with that particular business.
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SEATTLE. SATURDAY, AUGUST 1


THIRD AVENUE rHEATER.-"Just
Before Dawn"
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Count Won Waldersee's progress to-
wards the seat Of war. where he Is 10
eornnand-ln chief. 10 extremely leisure
The evening world., 1900-04-11
KELLOGG GETS STAY
AFTER SENTENCE,
Dean SWindler Had Been
Given Seven Years
in Sing Sing.

also present and shuddsred vi.ibly wher
they heard Recorder GofY impose tn,
heavy sentence.
kellorg was convicted OF grand lar
ceny In the frat degree. the specih,
charge was the larceny OF Sf.aO. thu
proceeds Of what was known a. "ths
wheat pool No. 3" More than Nse. 10
was taken In By the nrm in this swim.
de and divided among those In the
fraud.
The y. .. Dean Company failed in
April. lW'. with llabihtIes sDt,matsA at
nearly 100000. The msmber Of the
frm we're arrested and charged With Q
misesmsanor. Smart lawyers dsfeo4sd
them and succeeded IN having the hear.
ings adjourned until within four days OF
two Year,. when the statute Of hmIta.
ttons would have applied
Fearing suca a result the creditors n
the company engaged ex-Distrlct.At-
,ornsy olcott to prosecute.
Mr. Olcoit Immediately insisted lpon
speedy determination and Magistrate
Flammer held the defendants. KelIoes,
Sam Keller and Myron L.. Bernard. ON
the misdemeanor charge. The matter
was then submitted 10 The Grand Jury.
which returned indictments for grand
larceny and conspiracy.
The evening world., 1900-04-11

Ju''Ic9 Fitzgerald. in the s"r'em'
Court. to-day granted stay OF execu'
tion in the case OF James u. Kellogg. Of
,hs Dean =w!rdI!as ssnS. who was sen
fenced ny Recorder Con to seven years
and six months In Sing Sing th. morn.
lAs.
Vernon II. Davis. counsel for Kellogg,
also go, an order requiring the District
Attorney 10 show cause on April II why
= certificate Of reasonable doubt should
not he issued.
The stay Is granted pending an appeal
from the Court OF General Sessions.
Kellogg was the inventor 80 the Eet.
rich-auick schemes. and was convicted
q week ago before Recorder Con for his
connection with the l.. 2. Dean Com.
pany fraud.
Kellogg took his sentence coclly. His
counsel, Vernon 81. Davis. made several
motions for q new trial and an arrest
Of judsmsn; previous to the imposing 81
sentence. Bat all we're denied by Re-
ceTasr Con.
The courtroom was crowded with wall
street men when Kellogg was arraisncd
for sentence. Several OF the convicted
mans eonfederates In the swindle were
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To
SELL STOCKS.
Prices Mixed, with Some
Sharp Declines in
List.

Stocks generally reflected continue,
pressure to sell Al the opening Of tn,
market. Iosse. .ere in almost al
| cases limited 10 small fractions. ant
,hsr, we're ,one no,.bl. exc.ption. Of
| he side y rsin,.
Sugar n.ld remarkably sooa around
10. las, nights close. and later spurted
10 10
rh. ,.., ,..., -, 49,
."e 80 "s'"on 'ooN
sressively strong. with the exception oil
Metropolitan. which was q half poin,
,nA.r las, n,,h, ., ~ Th,,a Av.nu.
.,'
jumped i'E po'nls 20 III LIZ nIooAVn
Rapid Transit Ia points to u ~. and
Manhattan ~ IN q, T..
rht,A Av.,,. IT,. -...A.a ,.,n,.
""' p""''
from the highest and sold numerous
blocks OF stock around rs
Tn. vsake.i .,ock, vhlch .xoeedea
,r.a',..., -. 49,. r... -, -.
ITsc'ionsi iossss were Ishhessee SoeI
Iron l "a. TO u: Internal ional Paper
IA n. trsv.isra In,.in L. u-h..,ir.
,r.s.r,.a .. 60. cu,,.,., r.,,.-
= !" Continents 'oo~cco
~, 70 y VA and General Electric l.?,
10 IL
n, al. x.,,,.A -,o,.. -. o.,s.
w" '"e '"'"'
issues were again the strongest. par.
ticularly Missouri Pacific, which after a
frse,lons aec,,ps =, IN. h..,,r,,. 70.
.e'sas' a''.he ~ me oes'hn'hs ="
Is Ia thu, ,,eadyins the other member.
Of the p,,,oe sroun
The evening world., 1900-04-11

, guarantee the prln ,ipa' ans interest
The Metropolitan Company naturally
asked what they got Tor guaranteeing
the bonds Under the law one railroad
company csn only guarantee the bond.
OF another company b. the traffic ar.
ranscment Of Il lease Their y oposition
to Us Nas In the form Il a lease and
their proposition was formally accepted
By the Metropolitan Board.
1T was that the Third Avenue Rail.
road Company would lease TO tif Metro
politsn Company the Third Avenue line
on all Of Its controlled lines for go years
Owing to uncompleiei stat. OF the
Third Avenue properly. the M,,fopolit,n
Company cons derei that It xoIli i,ks
three or foir years 10 pat the property
In proper condition. They guaranteed
TIE Third Avenue Company Jaier this
lease to. hrst. guarantee tie principal
'Hu On 81 suusf-
lylns secursties.
"Tlen to Jay 30 The Third Avenue
Company for the nrst four years OF the
le,s. whatever the net earnings Of the
Third Avenue system above its operat.
ing expenses. fixed charges. &c, may
ne.
The next two years 10 pay per
cent on the capital stock OF The Third
Avenue Company. the following four
years to pay per cen, That brings
Il up 10 ten years, and for the balance
of the lease 10 pay per cent: that -,
on he capital stock OF The Third Ave-
nue. Railroad. which IL SissS.oo This
Il subject to the ratification
90 70 stockholders OF both companies"
fyeadent vree!and SAIL that the prop.
,stion ~ the Third Avenue company
was signed ny Walter r. Johnson. Chair |
man Of that board.
The evening world., 1900-04-11
NOT A KIDNAPPING CASE


IIitie Oracle Fake. who Vas ihouEh,
10 have been Kidnapped last night. re-.
turned 10 her mother this morning
Graci. 3. nine year, old and lives with
her mother =, - West one Hundred
ari sixteenth street.
som. friend told Mr.. Fake that he
.au IN. girl talking With a middie-aged
man last evening.
Grssie arrived home about . oclo>k
this morning and told her mother she
tried TO get INTO The house last night
about 10 o'clock. but the fronl dcor vas
licked.
~ slept .; The sosss e . nsiehbss.
The evening world., 1900-04-11
METROPOLITAN GETS
Sd AVE. FOR $3.50 YEARS
Consolidation Terms Ar
ranged---Metropolitan
Pledges $35,OOO,OOO.

The directors OF the Metropolitan Street
Railway Company decided this afternoon
to lease the Third Avenue Railroad fo'
a term Of 100 years.
The terms Of the agreement we're that
the Metropolitan guarantee the ssicD..'
bond issue Of the Third avenue road
taken up by Kuhn. Loeb = Co
The Metropolitan also agrees to guar
Sntee dividends on the capital stock In
,erest.
The proposition 10 lease me road was
formally made at joint meeting of the
directors Of both roads held a: The
Office Of the Metropoit an. at Broadway
and Houston street.
Henry Hart, + J. Elias. Henry q.
lden and Dr. Charles Remsen repre-.
senied the Third Avenue After a short
conference among themselves they net
the Metropolitan directors. headed by
President vrccland.
The proposi'Irn - lease the road yss
made ~ the Third Avenue men. on
condition - ne bond issue be secured.
After a lengthy session, at which all
the details were goae over. sr.sident
Nroelanu issued tn. statement.
The Metropolitan street kailrAy
Company to-day leased the Third Ave-
nue road for -, wears on proposition
made by the Third Avenue. The SIS on
O. ~ bonds that are 10 b, secured ny the
Metropolitan In taking he lease Is part
OF t0.voep bond issue. sl5.""co Of
which Is 30 b. held tn feserv. 10 take mp
underlying securities Kuhn. Loeb a Co.
accepted the bonds on condition that me
Metropolitan Street Railway Conps ny
The evening world., 1900-04-11

q clean sweep over the forward part Of
the boat.
Then cspt. Wilson gave the order 20
run her aground, She took tn. beach
opposite Verplanck's Point. In ten fee,
Of water.
When the crew esssyed TO lower q
boat they foun' that the flames hao
cut on their escape by that means.
Al this junc'ure the steamer Chry..
tenah' on her way to NeS York from
Peekskill. hove In sight Capt. Wilson
and his men jumped into the water ana
were picked up by a boat from m,
Chrystensh.
The Hudson vas valued ~ Sis.so. sh,
had no passengers o. cargo aboard. sh.
Vas built In iGi. was 90 feet long ana
- feet beam.
The evening world., 1900-04-11
TEN ESCAPE
FIERY DEATH
River Steamer Hudson
Burned of YER
planck's Point.

Capt. Wilson ana his cr-~ Of nine men
barely escaped being burned to death
this morning In the ire that destroyed
the propeller Hudson. on verplanck's
Point. opposite Haverstraw.
The vessel Was owned by Mackenzie 4
Val. Of . Pine street. this city. She
had been chartered to run on the river
route between Hudson and Albany this
season. She formerly piled between
Newark and Keyport. y. J.
Soon after daylight tine watch discov-
cred nam~ bursting from the hold
forward Of the ensincrosm capt.
Wilson and the cre~ turned 10 Asht
the hre. For two hour ths strsining
men succeeded In keeping IL aanss
within sbe'r coatrsi. out6soly TN
- tnssuSn ~ ~ 81 ~ 0a1s
The evening world., 1900-04-11
WHEAT WAS STRONGER
AND MARKET ACTIVE

wheat opened stronger to-day and dis
played some activity In considerable. o
the bullish sentiment regarding i7i
Government report The foreign mar
ker.. with the exception Of Paris we're
lower Corn sas higher. but provisions
opened easter.
New yo'k's opening prices we're: Nsy
~hsa;. - 80. Sep nb-r. . - JAY,
49,
ch,caso's opcfsns pr - mere Msy
wheat. e. -: July. - "a. september
% - Ma com. o 1t May oats,
a;-k
New yors's closing price. we're: Ma,
wr.,;. Il 81 Fskoi: July. - r.. aske...
September. "a s,sei MAY corn. e. J.,
hid MAY oats :, ~
Chlcagos closing prices were: May
wheat " ~. July. "a =. va. sc,tcm.
Ter. o. III hay corr. - -
The evening world., 1900-04-11
LONDON STOCKS QUIET.
Markets Peel tie Nesiday ss,r,,-
Americas Issses rrsasa 10
WsAevsteDy.

The London securl,y market. were
quiet and steady a. the opening TODAY
bu, later weakened somewhat una.,
reaiisaiions In advance Of n. Es.ier
holiday.
American securities showed sieadin.s.
at about Ner York parity on bid price.
Trading IN this quarter was ais con.
Quoted on a very moderate bs,.s
A,chison preferred was s~Iitnr n,
70 -. baltimore Z Ohio preferred al
=, 81 IS and Norfolk q wHern Al
q Is
The evening world., 1900-04-11
She FELL DEAD m DouBn1,
Ne1sie Lewis. whose Os1y 49,
Wss tie Tksrssshssee. Too&
Last Dvssk ssA Espsse6.

The Bowcry Vas Nellie Ievis's 49,
though the pollce entry sa,s - -
homeless II she had saved - -
dollars a. she had tzxen dro1ou 4
would have been wealthy. Dvtn1D -
a greater rate Of inisree; tnon -
And this morning Nellie fatle1.
She took a drink Of wh1e1D1D r.
Bowerv and walked out. - -
turned into Bayard street 80
fell dead In front Of H. c.
A sheet uas shroun GguR -
u law on 10 st1gUo1 r
crowd msh>eo0 aDoua \ :
The evening world., 1900-04-11
The Cotton Market.

The closing prices OF cotton to-ds,
we're April sG to 30. May. 80 to SIS
June. 81 to ~: July. 81, TO *
August. ya to s..s. September. - Il
AZ: october. Ais to sit. November. -
to -. Dscsmber, - 10 - Isnnsrs
- to 80: February. A-i ts'ses: March
~ 10 40 Market steady.
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WOMAN FOUND BADLY HURT
Ssy DIE ssss sesssss. sss Ne,
nsssasd AssesseS -
sssObesss.

A aeishbor who called on Mrs e,,.,
Koran. fcrty-nve years old. OF sUi Sec.
ond avenue. IT noon to-day fovnd IN,
woman lying 6, the floor of her roo.
unconscious. An ambulance surgeon
Who vas sumncssd ssid that wounds
on her heed nigh; prove fatal
Tenants In the hesss saId that ,h~v
heard . dispute In the Hsrss apart
nests this Dessiss. ss1 ths hussasl
- ~ wsuas vss asssuoa
The evening world., 1900-04-11

.Wst Sss - Ctvsss's uss. q,
Ssssv . sew stem ~ asv. CAsvsee
=. sAesess. bsssss - re esssss.
Wess1 ss-asssoW.
The evening world., 1900-04-11

NaN Papers. Ga, .T' s sss:
ings for Thursday which will serve
% price indicators for the rest Of
our stock.
WALL PAPERS for tie parior, the
dining loon OF the hall, in the lstes, and
pisttest patterns. st, pei toll, "a
Nc, zee, lte. ard /<C
WALL PAPERS ior the hall, the
disins roen of the bedioom at, per n
Toll, x. and tlC
To facilitate ,ouI purchases frng with
you the Measurements oil your wall space.
The evening world., 1900-04-11
Women's House
dresses, W>ayps>s
ana Turous.

Thursdays special offerings are
dedicated to economical housekeep-
ers and maids. At no other store
will you find the equal Of these
goods and prices tomorrow:
wOMEN'S HOUSE DRESSES,
Of dark and light oolorsd pefesles, neatly
finished with p.pines, very full skirt,
regular SITS value, special fo az
Tomorrow at IS
W0MEN'S PERCALE WRAP.
PERS, in s1esllsst patterns. with he
tsts yoke and thinning, braid Sash,
and wide aeuses a'susd s1trs 90
iull skiit, ~ voc
50 So,.a WHITE LAWN APRONS.
nie Nx<s, plain OF henstitehed "a
hnish an ne sslnEs, At /1c
The evening world., 1900-04-11
SHIPPING NEWS.
=
PORT ~ NEW NORk.

UUTGDISG STEAMSHIPS
SAILED 10 DAY.
o. i.lu's sssiAsngtss AIiaas gslan
ssuihu,ft artrsfp ffaiisf. Hs-uaia
1 i-srspof C-dsss Nuatsa H.vsa.
rorts Rice N'Hrsp. Tsnpi.
r. SAIL To. MORROW
ksissr rflslriJh. siaIsso 20 cub,
Hambuff Gasrtsnsna
L'iaafiias Have ~ Sui Ne u-lssa.
The evening world., 1900-04-11

IeweH.w Prices Sas: 't 's:s =.
not he approached At exclusive
jewelers. or At any other stsgs, -
that matter.
DIAMOND HEART LOCXIT4
Of solid gold. large sife, with haa1DuD
diamond In the centre; . eheics q ~
styles, worth CO.'S; tomorrow q az
i e CHAINS, d FL e
all s'lderei links, ~ inches ~. VIZ
jewel set slide; regular Ss.7S . ~
value; here tomorrow st Oe/0
HANDSOME IMPORTED -
BROOCHES. E.s.., ~
Jewel Set HssoeAss, Hair cissps,I q
Waist Sets. Belt Pms. Scarf q o. q.
Stick Pns, loSens.ts CAaios, Year
Necklaces, Pisceust Piss, cu1 Chsice
Pins. Shin Studs, Pufsss,l iw
Beauty Piss, Bracelets, Puns 90
TOPS, Empire Combs, foapsf 20
dour COMBS, &c.
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Chs CenssrOatey's
display Of
Caster Nowsys

Is well worth coming q loas way -
Gee. When In the Big Store dea't
miss Il. Take the elevator . ~
root and stroll around to year hsast's
content in the big garden Of spsiig-
time buds and blossoms. Space win
not permit Of the mention Of DriceA
but they are extremely reassaaaae;
elytraeiions Of the prices ehafged
by exclusive florists.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-11-12

Tho Bank President according 90 the
Cleveland Plain DealeD-How does the
new system work. Mr.. Cashier
The Bank Cashier-Admiraby sir We
are constantly adding new features. anl
/ believe that in a short time II viii De-
- perfect as human ingenuity can make
IT, Every empioye IS now carefully
searched and farced 10 take a Turkish
bath before leaving the premises.
The President-But why give them
Turkish haths2
The Cashier-Tt suggests the sweatbox
sir. After the day force have gone 10
their homes, carefully guarded by detec-
tives. the night force comes on and veri-
hcs the figures Of the day force
But couldn't there be collision between
The two forces?"
There could be no sympathy between
them sir They belong 20 rival college
fraternittes.'
And how about the detectives"
we have the detectives Of one agency
watch the detectives OF the other
agency"
Good idea. You spoke about using tho
N-ray machine"
yes We have a skilled operator al
ways on hand IN the main room. and az a
moments notice be will be prepared 20
tell us the contents u the rockets %
every suspicious looking person whom we
think we have reason 10 suspect
VERY good, indeed. Didn't I see a work
man putting IN some electric wires 20
day."
yes We have connected powerful
battery with the chairs set aside FOR the
use Of the government bank examiners.
We think that We win be- able 60 favor
them with "A shock sufficiently strong TO
keep them awake"
And what s your own opinion. Mr..
Cashier? DO you think these safeguards
are sufficient
They Wln certainly reduce the defalca-
lions TO a minimum. SIR But ia IS quite
impossible 10 foresec everything"
Too true"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-11-12

Sometimes children show an instructive
sense Of the finer relations OF moral obli-
cations that Is surprising. says the Los
Angeles Times. The subtle analysis is give
en- al the most unexpected moments ana
under circumstance that We had never
anticipated, especially from them.
On such occasions We are more than
inclined TO believe with Wordsworth, that
our birth Is but sleep and q forget
ting"-and phat the little ones have yet
some of the truer impression left over
from the other side OF existence.
An example OF this kind was brought
TO notice the other day. when boy was
reciiing his catNhism with reference TO
the duty "a child owed respectively TO his
parents when he came TO tho part OF thc
Ten commandment that says. Honor
thy father aud nv mother" he paused a
little. and then SAID
But you must honor your mother more
than your father"
why. how is that. Haroid?" inquired
his teacher
.'0h. cause your father S. related 20
you only by marriage. but your mother Is
related to YOU by bornation.'
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-11-12
bright BITS.

In Brooklyn-"Do YOU boil your water
before drinking t?' Boil a. Wen.
guess not ia rather drink menagerie
than a cemetery any day. Life.
"A Parasitc.-Towuc-I seems jenkins
has just discovered thai DE has family
tree. Browue-Yes: r's an outgrowth OF
his successful business plnnt.-Phnadel-
phia Times
Reward o. -Nclne-Graclous,
How do you manage to knit 50 much in
so short "a times Ninette-Every time /
do ten rows ] give myself a chocolate
cream.-Chicugo Tribune.
Tile Regular Procedure First oaice-
BOY Worn yer 10 II dc boss raises yer
salary from tree ter five? Second once
Hoy-WeI ! hadn't fully decided-'cept
dat III take mp golf-Puck.
a Champion Miss Pinkerly-D Don't
YOU think Mr. Tutter that Miss Van
Yes. Mise Clara. HUT you were no doubt
just as beautiful 81 her agc.-Detro.t
Free Press.
-Mis'rcss-MarEsro'. what does that
policeman want around here so much?
Whom does he come TO seee Maid-T
don't think. ma am. he comes TO see you:
- there's no occasion for you to worry
yourself about him.-Boston Transcript
--Jones-what possessed that political
orator to make such Wild misstatements?
Well. he claims that he wanted
TO test whether or not his own party
reads his speeches. Indianapolis Journal.
The Doctor-Here carried that pa
tient through a desperate sickness. only
20 ~ His wifc-Haye him object 70
your fee? mo, drop dead when he saw
my bill"-I.ife.
-Yeast-I thought you told me your
wife didn't known what fear wase Grim
sonbcak-so I dd. We'll my wife heard
her scream when she saw a mouse the
other day "Oh. well. that wasn't fear:
q was nervousness. Chicago News.
There are no statues Of women in
the Han Of Fame" NO: they couldn't
build a hall big enough for an the IA
nous women 90 the country Chicago
Record.
II write YOU. dearest" he jotted down.
'Afar from the noise and the dust OF
town"
So her fond thoughts straight 10 the
country fly
While he's ln skyscnper there near
by Chicago News.