The daily sentinel., 1900-05-09
GRAND JUNCTION, COLORADO. +,
WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 1900.
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TRULY RURAL.


WOoed a truly rural maiden all in May;
Said the truly rural lever: "Truly rural is
our lot
Let US marry in a truly rural way"
So truly rural wedding, and a truly rural
feast
Made two true rural lovers truly one;
For naught not truly rural truly cared they
in the least
Oh, two truer truly rural lovers there are
none.
-Gazoot.
After several weeks OF death Aguin-
aldo has been resusticated.
In Chicags boiler factory 130 riveters
have bolted, having struck for higher
pay.
Those damned places where water is
stored around Denver, should be rein
forced before another winter.
There is a movement under way over
at Denver to give game warden johnson
supervision over the dog catching de-
partment.
1t would strain the neck of the origi-
nal rubberer to read last weeks Collbran
Oracle without getting around on the
other side of him self.
That Oklahoma girl who married one
Jos. Stohol, will have place to put her
valuables without reserting to the anti
quated old sock receptacle.
Millionaire Stratton has given the
Midland band $1,000 for new uniforms.
Some resident millionaire should now
follow ''suit" for our boys.
At Beaver City, Nebraska, hail stones
as large as base balls fell the other day
Ii just one should bat fellow on the
nose he would think fly lit there all
right.
1t is the man behind the gun that
makes the fighter Kopjville Excuse.
And it's the brain behind the shears that
makes the editor OF the Excuse so sue
cessful
The first "laundr," train since last
summer has just left Aspen for Glen
wood and the news of another big wash
out on the line may be expected any
day.
The late Silas P. Cobb OF Chicago left
an estate valued at $6,OOOOOO. .-Ex-
change. Hoggish lawyers and heirs will
be grunting around until the corn is
gone, but old Sias got the Cobb him
self.
Complaints are coming from the east
over the peculiar "weedy" flavor found
in the butter made from the milk of the
Alfalfa fed cows Of the west t-Glenwood
Avalanche. The cigars hero have the
same peculiar flavor.
Having managed to control the crack
or, cake and candy business the biscuit
trust is looking with longing eyes on the
bread business .-Leadville News Re-
porter. The trust is willing to mix up
with any game when there is dough
around.
The Denver canine exterminator
boasts that HE will reduce the dog pop
ulace by 1000 before the season is over.
With a few ciphers added to his esti-
uioeo eho VI a dOB
ridden populace would assure him re-
appointment next season.
In 8. F. machine shop man got his
coat entangled in large cog wheel and
was uhirled around several times before
he managed to extricate himself, but
none the worse off for his experience
save a couple of sprained wrists, says a
San Francisco paper. That man at
least knows how 1t feels to travel incog
A cowardly thief got his hand caught
in an up town letter oox while trying to
extricate letters therefrom last night
and was unable to cut loose until Officer
Gould came along and assisted him. He
said his name was Nichol and he came
from Omaha esterday.-Lincoln Ex-
change. The man should be prosecuted
for working Nichol in the slot ma
chine