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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11

no hard feelin's. but up to that time we
must keep law and friendship in two
separate pens. And this we're court
feels it his dooty as a court and as a
friend to say TO you that thar must be
no more promiscuous poppin with your
gun. We've got civilizashun, and we've
got law. and both Of en- ar ag'in the
promiscuous pop. That's all, Bill. ex-
cept to say il you feel homesick and
broken hearted over 1t you kin travel
in to Cadaverville arter payin your
fine. That town is still runnin on the
old programme, and If you don't shoot
over three men day nobodyyn raise a
fuss.
Our third case Is that Of Sam Nc
Gee, and Sam had better size up with a
smile and treat this court with due re-
spect- The charge is stealth cayuse.
and Of course he'Il deny It"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11
MAY HAPPEN SOME DAY.

II can see a marked difference between
the ways Of the east and the west" he
said to the Chicago policeman who had
ordered him 10 move on. do you know
what New York policeman did for ms
only six weeks ago."
Run you In probably was answered.
IL was asleep In doorway, sir, and he
awoke me by clubbing me. lie feitsit his
duty to do so. When I learned how he
felt, l had nothing to say,in opposition.
But, sir, before whacking me with HIS
club he carefully rolled 1t up In his hand
kerchief and then struck me on the bark
OF the head so as not 10 leave spot to
disligure me"
That certainly showed feeling for
1T did, sir He not only did that but.
believing me to be weary, called a wagon
and gave me a ride 20 tho station. Next
day the Judge said II would be a relief for
me TO feel settled for thirty days, and he
settled me. Can / look for any such out
pouring OF sympathy in this cold hearted
west?''
Not by a blamed sightp' shouted tho
policeman as he hourished his club. and
II you aren't found around the corner ia
seven jumps I'll assist you"
Officer" quietly replied the man, with
a bow, "the effete east gives way before
the cold hearted west, and go-f hasten
] fly. Good night to you. sir, and should
you ever come east and / meet you on
Broadway and you AK me where the
Bowery is and / recognize your profile,
will lick biazes out Of you In just two
minutes"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11

broil quickly, and put bit of butter
on each oyster as you dish.
They are also delicious baked in the
she'll Buy them in the shell and wash.
and scrub them with a vegetable brush
When C'ean put them into dripping
pan; it cont matter if they are riIed
Two or three deep; put them into ? very
hot oven; in five minutes look at them,
ana il the shells are opening they are
done. Be sure to lay them fat in the
pan, that they may cook in their own
liquor. Open and serve in the shell with
horse-radish or lemon. Don't let them
get cold, but eat them piping hot.
In the present season of dreuth. when
city and country are suffering from
shrunken reservoirs and wells, when
tadpoles and naneless wrigglers ap-
pear where they ought not, and the doc
tor says, Better boil your water and be
on the safe SIDE" agreeable methods of
lavoring this boiled water would be az
ceptable.
One Of the simplest, pleasantest and
most healthfully tonic of homemade
drinks is prepared from the wild fox
or frost grapes which grow in profus-
ion along the streams and waysides in
many parts of the country. Crush a
pint Of these, freed from stems, in a
large pitcher, and pour over them two
quarts of boiling water when cold, strain
of through hair-sieve and sweeten to
taste. little stick of cinnamon or
other spice may be added at pleasure.
No other grapes possess the sprightly
acid of his variety. which may be found
clinging TO the vines far into the win
ter, or until the last one is carried of
by the birds.
Here are some dainty ways Of serv-
ing chicken:
Cream of Chicken-Any remnants of
cooked chicken can be utilized for soup
but the smoothest and most delicately
favored creams come from boiling
chicken purposely, and adding salt,
peppercorns, one Ieaspoonful minced
onion, bay leaf and sprlg of parsley
to the boiling water, and using only
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11
WHIST.
THE MAXIMUM SwING--A LOSS OF
TWELVE TRICKS, AND NOT By
BAD PLAY-P. e. RITCHIE
IN WHIST.

To the scientific whist player the loss
or gain of single trick is often of the
deepest interest, as exemplifying some
fine point of whist strategy; but to the
average whistler there is satisfaction In
a swing. The greater the swing the
deeper and more expansive the sat
isfaction. Clubs will keep records of
big swings, and veteran members will
complaisantly recount to appreciatiVe
audiences instances of big swings
which have, as rule, been owing to
not their own extraordinary skill, but
to the inexcusably bad play of their
! opponents.
1t may be of interest to know, then,
what is the maximum swing possible.
This, as may be very briefly demon
strated is twelve. for the simple rea-
son that the holder of the ace of
trumps cannot avoid making one trick,
and though the unwearying efforts of
certain players might raise a doubt in
some minds, it may be confidently as
serted, that, strive he never so earn
estly, he cannot win more than thir-
teen tricks. Recording instances of
twelve-trick swings, made in actual
play, will probably not appreciably in
crease the labors Of any whist editor
who may invite his correspondents to
send them in, even should be go so far
as to offer a premium for them.
We have the authority of "Caven-
dish" for the statement that one ar
Management of the card is no more i'm
probable than another.
Minister'S will do WELL therefore, to
look out for the following distribution
of cards, and note the subjoined play.
The latter, while open to criticism
and what play is not?-affords no glar-
ing instance of inexcusable play on
either side; in fact, it is submitted az
an example of a legitimate swing CT
twelve tricks.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11

81 found the cayuse in the hills"
protested Sa. Yes, sir, he was run
ming astray and wantin master, and
took him out of pity. When Pete Lar
kins came along and claimed him
didn't l give him up without a word?'
Don't try any softsoap on this we're
court, Samuel, bekase it won't stick.
Hevin gobbled up that cayuse from in
front of Pete's shanty, over
to Sandy Bend as gay as pea
cock and offered to sell the beast fur
$50. Later on you staked him fur $40
in poker game, and 1t must hev bin
owing to Providepce that you didn't
lose him. Pete struck your trail and
follered arter and when he had over
hauled yer and teched your nose with
the muzzle of gun you throwed up
your hands. That's the way OF It,,
Samuel, and it's no use tryin to BLUM
this court on ace high. Sittin right
yere and lookin at the matter from the
StdHup III VI q pllhdlt NlAibtu anu biE
owner of the Red Dog saloon l can't
make out why Pete didn't pump you
full of lead and hold funeral with no
mourners to speak of. Sittin right
we're and lookin from the standpoint of
a jedge-of a iedge representing and
bound to carry out the laws-I kin see
that Pete did the right thing in not
pullin the trigger. Thar amt no sort
of Doubt bout your stealth that cay
use, but / can't do with you as I'd like
to, We're got no Jail to speak OF. and
the sheriff can't keep you tied up to
tree by the leg nor lead you around at
his heels | shall therefore fine you SIT
and give you the rush. / say ST. be-
kas | know you won it at poker and
hev got It in your pocket. In this
case poker and the law go together.
You will be taken across the creek to
the beginnin Of the Cadaverville trail,
and booted on your way, and I amt
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11
Kidney Trouble Cured

uI had been sick for more than
a year with kidney trouble"
writes Mrs. Lucy Hayter, of
Jacksboro, Jack County, Texas.
0Several different doctors treated
me, but none did me any good.
One doctor said I never could be
cured, that l had Bright's Dis
ease. / suffered nearly death at
times; had spells the doctors
called spasms. Was belfast most
of the time for six months. My
mother begged me to try DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry. With but little hope 1 wrote
to DIR. Pierce, and he said he could
cure me. l began to take his
Golden Medical Discovery and,
although I had given up to die,
l began to improve from the start,
and by the time 1 had taken ~
bottles l was entirely cured. I
weigh more than ever before"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11

North and South, /; East and West, r.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11
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askin the Lord to hev mercy on your
soul. This beln the last case on the
docket. and this court bein ready to lay
aside the ermine and put on the apron
of the bartender, has anybody got any
thing to say?''
Your honor" began the lawyer.
who was present in the interests Of
Sam Niece, but the court interrupted
him with
Lawyers don't count in this yere
court whar the case Is as plain as .
wart on the chin. Jest save yer wind
fur some other day. Hear We threa
times, and this temple OF justice Is
now closed till tomorrow at the same
hour"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11

you not only add to the desirability of
the dish garnished as food, but make it
appear lar more appetizing. Thus, for
instance, a outlet garnished with peas,
a roast with carrots and tomatoes. or
boiled beef with variety OF vegeta-
bles, will please your family far bet
ter than the plainly prepared meat. try
this and see how soon the appetMes Will
increase.
l wonder how many readers Of this
paper have ever tried making an oys-
ter omelet, and having tried once, have
tried the second time? They are quite
little trouble to make, but are de-
iicious if made right Take twelve oys-
ters, if large, double that number if
small, six eggs, one cup of milk, one
tablespoonful of butter, the same OF
parsley, salt and pepper to taste. Chop
the oysters very fine, beat the eggs sep
arately, the whites until stiff Now put
three tablespoonfuls of butter in the
frying pan and heat while you are
mixing the omelet. Stir the milk in
a deep dish, with the yolk of the eggs
and the seasoning. Next add the
chopped oysters, beating them we'll as
you add gradually. When thoroughly
mixed, pour in the melted butter and
then whip in the whites as lightly as
possible. Have the butter in the pan
very holland pour in the mixture, do
not stir it. but as it thickens lift away
from the sides and up from the bottom
that the butter may reach every part:
be very careful not to burn As soon
as the center is set and the bottom
brown, turn out into a hot dish. This
makes enough for four peoples break
fast.
To broil them, choose large oysters.
wipe them very dry, sprinkle them
with salt and pepper, and broil; be-
fore you commence. be sure your fire
is hot, as they must be cooked quick
ly to be good Many people fancy
they are better If dredged with little
flour before broiling, as they brown
better, and the juices are better pre-
served in that way; that is for each
to decide fnS themselves; be sure to
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11
THE HOUSEHOLD.
A DISCOURSE ON GARNIsHING MEATS.
HOW TO MAKE AN OYSTER ONE
LET-HOW TO BROIL AND
BAKE THEM-CREAM OF
CHICKEN, DEVILED
CHICKEN. ETC.

The attention of . the housewife who
does her own cooking should be called
to al neglect that is so common in most
families, and that is the failure to prop
erlyS garnish the food we put on the
table.
1t may be that the garnish does not
improve the taste to any great extent
In MOST instances, but that it improves
the appearance is so certain as to re-
qnire no demonstration. Even few
sprigsl of parsley ON a steak or chops
SO add to the attractiveness of the dish
that the most careless person can but
notice the difference
Or all simple garnishes perhaps the
parsley and lettuce are the best and
least Expensive examples. The cost is
so slight in either case as to be of little
CONSEQUENCE, and the use should never
be neglected. Your grocer will gladly
give ypu as much parsley as you need
TO dress up" the meat he furnishes,
and If you have more than enough you
will find it excellent for use in souns
and sauces.
But other things may be used, nota-
bly, vegetables which are to accompany
the meal. No good housewife would
think of serving salt fish dinner with
out beets, picked or freshly boiled, but
comparatively few stop to think that
the beet may be used to ornament the
dish at the same time. 1t takes but a
moment to neatly slice the beets and
SO arrange them around the dish. and
but little longer to cut them into
fancy designs and Oct them cover
portion of the fish.
In the same way you may use car
rots, turnips, tomatoes and peas, and
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11

the white meat. Cook one tablespoon
full of butter and two of -four together
thoroughly; add one-half teaspoonful
OF salt, blade of mace, dash OF cayenne
and three pints of the strained chicken
stock. and stir constantly until it boils
smooth: add one cupful each of hot
milk and finely minced white chicken
meat; bring to boil, remove mace, pour
into tureen, and add one cupful Of
whipped cream, and garnish with car
rots cut in dice, green peas and celery
tips.
Deviled Chicken-Heat two table
spoonfuls each of butter and fine stale
bread-crumbs, add one-fourth tea
spoonful each of salt and paprica, four
drops of onion juice, one teaspoonful
minced parsley and one-half cupful
of cream; stir constantly until it boils;
add two cupfuls of fnely-minced cook
ed chicken and one teaspoonful of
lemon juice; remove from fire, add two
hard-boiled eggs put through sieve,
stir well, put in shells or small cups,
sprinkle with sifted buttered crumbs.
and brown slightly in quick oven.
Ham StuTing.
A wholesome and appetizing flavor
is given roasted chicken by substitute
ing four tablespoonfuls of mixed ham
for the same amount of bread. Lard
the breast of the chicken with slices
of ham, or tie two thin slices over the
breast. Serve with brown sauce made
from two tablespoonful each of chick
en- drippings and flour, one and one
half cupfuls of hot water, salt and
pepper; when it boils. add half cupful
of English walnuts cut in pieces and
simmered tender in clear water, and
one teaspoonful of lemon juice.
MARTHA.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11
liver Complaint Cured

III feel that 1 would be doing
an injustice to you if I did not
send you statement of my case"
writes Mrs. David w. Guice, of
Hamburg, Franklin County, Miss.
II had liver complaint and indi-
gestion. Everything I ate disa-
greed with me- l suffered all the
time with swimming in my head
heart beat too fast; my feet and
hands were cold all the time. Did
not sleep well at all. Was able
to get about very little. I COM.
menced to use DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery and Pleasant
Pellets in May, 1897, and by
December / could begin to get
about very well. Have been do
ing my work ever since, except
washing. Feel better than I have
for several years. 1 thank you
most kindly for the happy relief
and cure.n
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11

in DRAWN a knife on him, and its IS
fine you'll hev to plank down. In i'm
posin this yereacfine this we're court
wants it distinctly understood that he
amt hittin back at China fur the Box
er movement and the KILN of mis-
sianaries. It's a hunk of pure and UNI
adulterated home jestice and is inHict-
ed with view of maintainin the
moral standard of the GROWN town of
Sandy Bend.
"Our second case is tbatof Bill Wre-
ford. Bill, git to yer feet and look
upon this court in a respectful manner.
The charge is shootin at the postmas-
ter of this town begase he couldn't
scrape up nary letter fur you when you
called. You was too drunk to shoot
straight, but the shootir was ag'in the
law. all the same"
"Hev we lost all our rights in this
we're town." asked Bill in plaintive
tones Cant a fellow pop away no
more without bein interfered with?"
bill Wreford, things hev took
change. Civllizashun and the goddess
hev arrived, and the whoopin old times
hev passed away furever. l kin sym
pathize with you to a sartin extent, but
| must do my dooty all the same. Your
pop at the postmaster will cost you 81
in lawful money, and the same has got
to be paid before II O'Clock noon.
AFTER the fine has been paid I'm willin
to drink with you. to show that there 5
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11

Spades trumps. North leads.
The underlined card wins the trick.
T~hEe No L.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11

uHave taken DR.. Pierce's Gold
Ell Medical Discovery and it did
me more good than anything l
could get" writes Mrs. Julia A.
Wilcox, of Cygnet, Wood County,
Ohio, Box 81. III doctored with
three different doctors for weak
heart, but they did me no good.
Twas so tired and discouraged if I
had had my choice to live or die I
would have preferred to die My
husband heard of Golden Medical
Discovery, and he bought bot
tie. I took that, and the first half
seemed to help me. l took six
bottles before I stopped. l am
perfectly we'll and am cooking for
boarders Il have six), and am tax
ing in washing besides. I will
truly say I think your medicine
will do all that it is recommended
to do, and more. 1t has been a
godsend to me-"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11
Far Western Justice as Dispensed
at Sandy Bend.

Copyright. 1900, by c. B. Lewis.)
This we're court bein opened fur
bizness," said his honor as he laid
aside the pipe he had been putin at
this yere court bein open fur bizness
and the Goddess of Jestice bein ready
to deal squarely by all men, Sing Lee.
the heather, viii stand up. Sing Lee.
you squint eyed son OF China, you are
charged with DRAWN a knife on Bob
Furbush."
He no payee washee." protested
Sing.
Il expect not. Bob never pays fur
anything if he kin dodge it. How he
ever happened to think of heVin a
shirt washed I can't understand, but,
of course. he never calculated to pay
fur it. However. you busted the Law
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-11
JUDGE HoKE.

North and South. 10; East and west. O..
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20

Of followers Nor what will he tbe
onteome2
Tpere il 40 disguising the fact thai
the money sueation has taken prece-
q ncs over al others, and it i on this
very poiut that ,se stand divided II n
che opinion 81 The Trars GAIL THAT
me difference viii meyer be adjusted
The sound money wing Will jump iuso
we repnblicap party and the free 81
YER contingent vii cast their LOT win
ths populista and JeffersonIan demoe-
raey wiz BE- dead forever
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20
ACTED HoNEsrIx.

When asked for his opinion on CleYes
land'a Interview, published ia the AZ
lauta journal Congressman Brantley
sail.
~ would IKE sses an oanern man
nominated for president mex time, but
Ike in bad sas.e ios Cleveland and
other oo.,ers 10 lain about reorgeuiz-
ing tbeparty The5 should have stay
edin liue and helped the party
We differ wita Ms, Brantiey cleve-
land wasssou;iy oppcaea 70 trae coinage
ofsiivsr, ana h59 cluld he honestly
support a maa who favored in
Il she trust maguates, ke the fra,
silver forcc,, should get control Of the
democratic party aud declare Tor tn,
moneyed ioseresss, would Mr. Brant-
Icy support the ticker
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20
thu TWO FACTIONS,

ItiooSs now very much as 4 the dem>
ocrstic party is doomed TO perpetual
defeat unless soma settl, mentot the ex-
IssIng differences 10 the party can be
amended. Cleveland says the party has
wandered after Hsua4-e rods" Which
meaning silver, etc. and Btyau stands
BY the Kansas City platform, wAich
calls Tor toe white metal We have
The Two leaders occupying exactly on
pOsIte positions and e.eh has an army
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20
.CIrATloN


10 all whom II may concern,
John A. Foster hhviag ia proper form aps
Piled 20 me fer permanent letters az aauinis-
traiion de bonts non cum testamento anrexo Of
the eetdte 81 the late james froup OF said cnnu-
~. This Is 70 cite all and SINGULAR, the credit
oft and next Of Kin Of said deceased. TO Be and
appear ~ my Office on The dret Monday IN JAM
nary next, and show cause, 4 any they can,
why lette 81 administration should not he
granted as PRAYED Witness my hand and OH
nial signature. this 18th day Of December, 1909
HORACE DART.
Ordinary Giynn County, Ga.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20

We VIII ssll % TnssdaY aaaa +
81 10 tbe bienast nlader for Inv cast
that certain Two story nouss j. aatsd
IN The GA Town q ihisoity OF Eliss
street, AKA known u The weaferp > Il
half ofthe northern one hall Of old
Town lot 800. Also, that one-stoFy
house, situated ID 2 gmont street said
house being 90 lot known 81 the eesi-
ERR one aa.f u the nor bern eue-half
81 ola Town iot $40
This property Is n good eaadition,
md both rented.
BRonaroN, FENpEG 4 Coz
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20

nervous system, and restores the gem
eFal health Il contains no opium, 90.
caipe Or otiler narcotic.
had been 4 greet sufferer from feasaIe
wsakuessf mfises Ms. 81 s Waliaee 81 Muen4
ster, Cook 60. Texas ~ he1 gon, doea7gY aad
as'ls I'D mr. aNY 9aad feFa siz YEATS bit
At last fannd fejfcf fos.0Mrss 3s5isf ad3sicc
and took eight bottles 0f FIJI fief8s Faxariir
Prescription aud faAr 81 BIS Golden sfnssicai
Discovery ! iiow issi ike aca HpHfan
have gained siahtess pounds
III ssssses pleasant Pellets cure 81
ioNsnesss
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srIIp NfgriCE

Neither the mater nor owoers of
ths Norweglau bssk a1les m
be- fespnnslble for any tebss esaS
tracted By tbs crew Of saiti bark
Olsen. Master
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20
THE STATE FAIR.

The TIMEs-CAIL sincerely hopes
that valdosia viii again get the state
fan, ana We conadenli.lly believe that
she will.
title city has asaosss atsd %
tisis capable q conduct
pnd it Is nothing
but right 'has i sodr So the St.
fAil agasn.
ifp'ask aad n-rgY count, valdoAa
is safe
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20

{ Atlanta will raise 100000 fpr the.
great textile exposition Of 1903 SIC
shout d receiv help from every guar
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20

THE merchant VITO does D. tell the
public what he has to sell atthis time
win lose pot Of N lney
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20

The dlsappearance 81 the mayor Of
Atlanta from the public Is crsigs
neai.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20

Washing On is one hundred 80 IS
old but II cannot off,
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20

A penny femme II on This = better
THAI . dollar iemiue.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20
MOO IN o. NT.aTERs


m AA sou ARE 0fEss 60
Ae 4 raid saaAre Opera cs. viii
al ems mel IN ags nights
fhsse d issss, eommennip9 with
ny lnkti t'to The erald
asFe 0pss 90. plendid organ
op SOD among lAe operas to BE-
peotsd are Butte Taylor. oliseste,
Chimes 81 Normandy OR, a .aa,
uotf ssid psahs 90 Prices sls
=, p ana e sahssrabsrs sAn sseprs
tiieis seats on satns IRE regular
gscs Ssts opens ID asuaay.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20
NOTICE.

Hereafter al legal adyertl,e-
ments must be paid for after hi
first insettsoa ALI management
has been put 70 reat deal Of
trouble and delaT f cnisneting ID
tho AIT, and ii futut must thke
adgart uga u the Georgia law Of
tbil subiec ont. 10 1900,
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-20

ll laire ana the son bern sock
an aiibtstiY the best rrper-
fosss tsat Banswiek has