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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
Through the months of June and

Through the months of June and
July our baby was teething, and took q
running of of the bowels and sickness
of the stomach" says o. p. M. Holiday.
of Deming, Ind. "His bowels would
move from Ave to eight times q day. I
had q bottle Of Chamberlain's Collie.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy In the
house, and gave him four drops In q
t~easpoonful Of water, and he got better
at once" Sold by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
SPEED.

"What7 With all your debta you
bought an automobile?"
That's precisely why I bought it.
I had to have some way of escaping
my creditors."-N. Y. World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

Now doth the willy candidate
About the country's future pirate,
Insist the way to ave the land
Is with the party true to stand
And thwart the Opposition's plan
To choose a most unworthy man:
Urge your support for one that's 1T
And. incidentally, he's 1t.
Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
Hia Little Joke.

Mrs. Diggs-I wonder If l can get any
dye stuff at the corner drug store?
Mr.. Diggs-Sure thing. But in order
to get the die stuff you'll have to have
a prescription from a physician.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

What most people want Is something
mild and gentle, when in need Of a
physic. Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets fill the bill to a dot. They
are easy to take and pleasant in effect.
For sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
All the Difference.

Hewitt-Don't you believe that .
man should practice what he breaches?
Jswett-It depends upon what he
preaches.-Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
Life IL sweet.

This world Is but a fleeing show"
And yet there's not a man
But wants to see as much Of the
Performance as he can.
philadelphia Press. ;,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
Firm atand.

Washington Star. SIS it true that
you had another lynching yesterday"
YES" answered Broncho Bob. "It
simply had to be done. You see, that
stranger started a shootin' wild up an
down the street, an creatin' general
disorder, an we simply had to perfect
the reputation Of the town. Them kind
Of doin's may be all right for st. Louis,
but they don't go in Crimson Gulch."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

EXPERIENCE IS TINE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy In any case Of
coughs, colds or Group. Should It fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. Is cts. and 80 cts.
For sale at Tischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
One View of Her.

Business Caller Cooking at photo
graph)-This is a picture Of Mrs. Peck
ington, l suppose?
Peekington-Yes; that's her when
she is-er-getting her picture taken.
Puck,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
Mysteries of Nature,

She-As a rule, big, strong men are
good-natured and jolly.
He-Yes; and as a rule, weak little
women are pert and sauey.-Chicago
Daily News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
An Arnogtic.

Buffalo Express: Deacon Darkly-No
daughter OBJ mine kin marry dat young
Chalkly. He's an agnostic. Blanche
Darkly-What's al agnostic, poppah?
Deacon Darkly-Ignorant chile! An ag-
nostic S a niggah what claims he don't
like watah melon.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

In India, the land of famine, thou
sands die because they cannot obtain
food. In America, the land of plenty.
many suffer and die because they can
not digest the food they eat. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure digests what you eat.
1t instantly relieves and radically cures
all stomach troubles. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

Mothers indorse 1t, children like It,
old folks use it. We refer to One Min
ute Cough Cure. It will quickly cure all
throat and lung troubles. Ireiand's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
Down in Louisiana.

Judge: First Native-That ere Agui-
naldo hes bin reported killed ten times.
Second Native-Ya-as; I reckon they
kill bout ten niggars fore they get the
right one, same as we do round here.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
In the Colorsd Quarter,

"Euralia, Mlstar Wellington Bona
parte is in de parlor, hopin' TO- de ex-
IRENE felicity Of a talk wild yo'."
Euralia (who has been through
Hampton)-Well, ma, here's where I
meet my WaterlOo.-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
The Candidate.

Now doth the busy candidate
Go round from door to door,
A-shakin hands and kissing Of
The babies by the score.
-Deroit Free Press
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
Startling Inrratitude.

Mr.. Newkid-Uncle Thomas has lost
his entire fortune in Wall street!
Mrs. Newkid-Oh! the ungrateful
wretch! Right after we had named
the baby for him!-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

1t will surprise you to experience the
benefit obtained by using the dainty
and famous little pills known as De-
Wits Little Early Risers. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

The quicker you stop a cough or cold
the less danger there will be of fatal
lung troubles. One Minute Cough Cure
is the only harmless remedy that gives
immediate results. You will like it.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
The Usual way.

Askit-Who is the fellow who is 20
energetic in d~iscoursing on Jigsby's
faults?
Telit-That's his bosom friend, OF
course.-BaltimOre American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

When you want a modern. up-to-date
physic try Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy TO take
ard pleasant in effect. Price, Is cents.
Samples free at Ireland's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
Great Paantor.

Ohio State Journal. Daggs-That
Miss Painter has a beautiful complex
ion, hasn't she
Waggs-Yes; reflects credit on her
artistic ability, doesn't it?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
condoned the Onense

II am a self-made mani" he boosted.
"Oh, WE'LL" said a nearer, well for
give you. Only don't do It again!"-N.
| Y. World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

"It's the little things that count in
this world, l tell you"
"Oh, / don't know. Our bookkeeper
weighs 2s5."-Chicago Nmes-Herad.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
The Yellow Peril.

Indianapolis Press: 1.-THE whole civ
ilized world ought to be interested in
putting down this Chinese uprising"
II should say so. Why, an historical
novel written in Chinese dialect would
simply be awful"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

The hearty looking man who thumps
his chest anil says he's sound as a dollar,
does not take into consideration the ca
tarrh which botlers him occasionally.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
19swwapsr Personal.

Those who know old Mr.. Wilson Of
this pace personally will regret to hear
that he was assaulted In q brutal man.
ner last week, but was not killed.
Tit bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
Having Pun and Paying for It.

Do you 60 away this summer, Mrs.
Woots?
Oh, yes. We spend two weeks in
Michigan with my people and two weeks
in Ohio with my husbands people.
Then we come home and let them visit
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
Chimes Old Saw.

Earl Ii to bed,
Earl Ii to rise:
Chap of his head
II he fo0zles his lies.
Chicago Times-H Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

Dyspepsia Cure
Diuests what you eat.

DlOeStS what you eat.
1t artificially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon-
s%tructing the exhausted digestive Or
gans. Its the latest discovered digest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach it in efficiency. It In
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache, Gastralgia, Cramps and
all other results Of imperfect digestion.
Price Soc. and 81. Large size contains 2H times
rrspored by E. c. Dewitt CO. Chicago.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
DYSPEPSIA CAN BE CUREDBY USING
ACkER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes al
rs cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND pERmA.

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA.
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and 50 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28
A Usual Feeling.

Judge: Dentist have pulled the
tooth out. Now, how do o feel?
Sufferer-Feel! Why, l feel as if you
had pulled my head out and left the
tooth,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

"Oh every
body h a
more or less
catarrh.
That's moth
ing" he says.
But he is mis-
taken. What
begins in ca
tarrh may
end in con.
sumption, Il
is a foul dis.
e a s e at its
hest and a "a.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

efal the StduudIu "eQ1Clue Is LII.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
It is recommended by physicians who
have tested its efficacy and wondered
at its cures. It not only destroys the
disease, but it purifes the blood and
strengthens the stomach and organs of
digestion and nutrition.
"Por twelve years l was a sufferer from catarrh
and was treated by one of the best physicians in
the state of North Carolina, who said the trouble
had reached my lungs, - writes Mr.. ], M. Pattor,
of Clotho, Pennsylvania Co., N. G. II grew
worse every day until I tried DR.. Pierce's medi-
dnes. viii say, one bottle of DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery with DR.. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy cured me and to-day I am we'll
and hearty and I will say further that my former
physician, DR.. w. M. Lyday, recommend DR.
Pierce's medicine to me and to others. am
sure your medicines will cure any case Of ca
tarrh that exists. I recommend them to ALL"
A Gift. The Peoples Common Sense
Medical Adviser, 1908 pages, is sent free
on receipt of stamps to cover expense of
mailing only. Send 81 one-cent stamps
for the paper covered edition, OF 81
stamps for the cloth bound. Address
DR.. r. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. V
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-28

Porshott latter missing his twenti-
eth bird)-I believe the birds are
frightened at me
Gamekeeper-They needn't to be. sir.
-ChicaRo Chronicle,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-03-08
Lecture by Professor Armstrong.

On Friday evening, March %, 1900,
in the town hall, the second Of the
series of free lectures given under the
auspices of Shepherd College will be
delivered. Professor Robert Allan
Armstrong, one of West Virginia S
most talented educators and lecturers,
has promised to speak upon The
Friendship of Books" AS head Of
the English and American literature
department in the West Virginia Uni
versity, his capability to discuss his
theme is amply assured. He writes,
81 will try to give some good advice
and to keep you awake while listen
ing" The Huntington ParthenOn
commenting on this lecture says:
eve consider the dedicatorial deliv-
cred by Prof. Armstrong, Of the State
University, on the subject, THE Friend
ship of Books" an intellectual treat.
Those who heard him were impressed
with the great ministry of men and wo-
men of letters. His estimate OF the
great writers for all time was fresh, gen.
erous and Just. 1t is real pleasure to
know that our institutions are manned
by men of Prof Armstrong; type.
All friends ofShepherd College and
the public in general are invited to
be present. Doors open at $50, lee
ture at s o'clock.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-03-08
For the Sheriffalty.

In another column Of the REGISTER
will be found the announcement Of j..
Davis Billmyer as candidate for the
Democratic nomination for sheriff OF
Jefferson county, with VIM, NJ. Burns,
of Charlestown district, and Charles
w. Conrad, of Kabletown district, as
deputies. Mr.. Billmyer is a we'll
known Shepherdstown merchant, and
is a member of one of the Oldest and
most substantial families in this sec
ton. His personal popularity and
large family connection insures him a
large vote in this end of the county,
at least. The deputies are popular
young farmers of their respective dis
tricts. This is what is termed the
"new" ticket.
Lewis c. Lucas, of Shepherdstown
district, announces himself this morn
ing as a candidate for high sberif,the
deputies to be named later. Mr.. Lucas
is a clever gentleman and a business
man of acknowledged ability, with
wide acquaintance and many friends
in the county. He will be a strong
candidate and the ticket he heads will
be regarded as one not easy to beat.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-03-08
A Fire In Shepherdstown.

The clothing store of J. Davis Bill
myer in the Markell building in this
place was greatly damaged by Ere last
Thursday afternoon. It was shortly
before 5 o'clock when the fire broke
out. Mr.. Billmyer was in the store
and was in the rear washing his hands,
and when he turned again he found
that blaze had suddenly famed up
near the counter from some cause yet
unexplained. He made hasty attempts
to extinguish the fire, but only sue
ceeded in getting his hands ard face
very painfully burned. He then ran
out and gave the alarm, which quickly
drew large crowd. Great volumes
of smoke poured from the door and
windows, making it impossible for any
one to enter the store. While the en-
CINE was getting up steam a bucket
brigade was formed, and plenty of
water was passed from the run and
thrown into the store, but it was not
until the engine was throwing two
strong streams that danger of a serious
fire was averted. The blaze was fin
ally extinguished, but the water that
had deluged the room had almost en-
tirely ruined the stock of clothing,
shoes, hats, notions, etc., which Mr..
Billmyer carried. The damage to the
building, which belongs to Mrs. Eliza
beth Markell, was not great, but there
was no insurance upon it. Mr.. Bill
myer had an insurance of $2,250 on
his stock, which was placed through
the agency of Harrison & Schley. Of
this amount 81 800 was in the Insur-
ance Company of North America,
Philadelphia, and $3.50 in the Ham
burg-Brsmen Company. Mr.. Billmy-
er estimates his loss at about IS, 400.
The adjusters were here Tuesday and
Wednesday, but no agreement was
reached.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-03-08
PERSONALS.
a Record Of the Coming and Going of the
People That You Know.

Among the callers at the REGISTER
office Monday were Messrs. John H.
Engle, of the Keller neighborhood,
r. L. Wysong and Walter Hartman,
of Duffields; James Hurst, of Shen-
andoah Junction G. G. Getzendanner,
of Kearneysvills.
Mis-, Mary Shepherd, one of Shep-
herdstowns most respected ladies, is
seriously i'll at the home of the Misses
Potts in this place. the result of a
stroke of paralysis some days ago.
Her large circle of friends pray for
h er recovery.
Mr.. Robert Chew and Mr.. VIM.
M. Burns, both of Charlestown
district, and Mr.. Charles Conrad, of
Kabletown district, were in Shepherds
town yesterday considering matters of
interest in county politics.
Mr.. Daniel Socks, one of the REGIS
TER friends from the Kearneysville
neighborbood, called to see US this
morning.
Miss Laura Blanche Byers, of "Rose
Knoll" has gone to Washington, D.
C.,where she will spend several weeks.
Mr.. Fred Henson, of Hagerstown,
spent few days the first of the week
with Mr., Alex. Henson, of this place.
Miss Jessie Henkle has been spend
ing couple of weeks with Mrs. II. G.
Getzendanner in this place,
Mr.. William Myers has returned
from West Union, W. Va, where he
went several weeks ago.
Deputy Sheriff George Porterfeld,
of Charlestown, was in town yester-
day.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-03-08
ROYAL bsx,ss
" ABSOLUTELY PURE
Makes the food more delicious and wholesome
The March number of Weyner's

Inc NaiSu huhOeA Va Uc'"c'
Magazine, which begins Volume
XIV, contains a number Of features
not only valuable to its particular
class of readers, but interesting and
instructive to the general reading pub
lie. While continuing to be indis-
pensabls to the artist who works in
any part Of the field of Expression /;
the elocutionist, the reader, The dram
atist, the singer, the entertainer, the
physical culturist, the teacher in gen.
eral, the publishers aim to make the
Magazine Of such general value and
attraction to cultured persons that it
will be a welcome guest to every home
in the land.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-03-08
PEOPLES TICKET!
Election, ShepherdStOWn, W. Va
Monday, March II, 1000.
Remarkable Rescue.

Mrs. Michael Curtain, Plainield, H.,
makes the statement, that she caught
cold. which settled on her lungs; she
was treated for a month by her family
physician, but grew worse. He told her
She was hopeless victim Of consump-
ton and that no medicine could cure
her. Her druggist suggested Dr. King s
New Discovery for Consumption; she
bought a bottle to her delight found her
self benefited from first dose. She con-
tinued its use and after taking six bot
ties, found herself sound and well now
does her own homework, and is as well
as she ever was. Free trial bottles Of
this Great Discovery at Remnants Phar-
macy Only so cents and Sl.OO, every
bottle guaranteed.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-03-08
Corporation Election.

The annual corporation election
will be held in Shepherdstown next
Monday, when mayor, recorder and
FIVE councilmen are to be chosen. Two
tickets are in the field and may be
found elsewhere in this paper. The
question of license or no license tt
sell LIQUOR will be submitted to the
voters. Only those persons will b
permitted to vote who paid their pol
tax on or before March lst. The
polls will be open from sunrise to sun
cat
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-03-08
Disastrous Farm Fires.

Disastrous Farm Fires.
The barn on the farm of ]. H.
Whstzel, about four miles north of
Martinsburg, tenanted by David A.
Beard, brother of Jacob H. Beard,
of this vicinity, was destroyed by fire
last Wednesday night, makinga blaze
that was seen all over this part of the
county. Several cattle were burned
to death, as were also about forty
sheep, thirty of which belonged to E..
H. Reinhsrt, of Shepherdstown. Near
ly all of Mr.. Boards farming imple-
ments, harness, feed, ETC., were de-
stroyed, together with quantity of
implements, provender, ETC., belong
ing to Bud Welshans, who was to
move on the place in April. The to-
tai loss on the contents of the barn is
placed at 81, 800, on which there is no
Insurance. The barn was valued at
81 200 and insured for $500. 1t is
believed that the barn was fired by
incsndiaries, as all the horses and
most of the cattle had been turned
loose before the fire was discovered.
Two men in buggy were seen driv-
ing swiftly from the scene shortly af-
ter the blaze burst forth.
The big bank barn on the DR..
Grimes farm, now owned by John NJ.
Kendall, between townsville and
Williamsport, was burned between six
and seven o'clock Sunday morning,
together with some implements, etc.
1t is thought tramp started the fire.
Loss covered by insurance.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-03-08
Murder in Martinsburg.

Nellie Madison, colored woman
about twenty-five years old who was
married a year or two ago in Shep-
herdstown to Joseph Madison, young
colored man of this place, was muir
dered in Martinsburg Monday night.
Joe Madison has recently been living
in Cumberland. Nellie was employed
as servant in the family of Rev. c..
P. Stealey, Of the Baptist church.
Monday night Arthur Harden, "a young
colored man who had been paying her
attention, called to see her. Mr.. Stesley
heard the couple quarreling in the
kitchen, and soon afterward the sound
of several pistol shots. The police
were called, and an investigation re-
vealed the woman lying dead on the
kitchen floor, with two bullets in her
body. A trail of blood was followed,
and Harden was found unconscious
in stable, with serious bullet wound
in his head. When he recovered con-
sciousness he said that Nellie had car
ried his revolver for several days and
while they were quarreling she had
shot him that he had run away then
and that she must have afterward shot
herself. His story is not believed,
and the coroner's jury rendered YER
dict that the woman had come to her
death from pistol shot wound in
Aicted by Harden. The wound OF
Harden may prove fatal.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-03-08
Public Sales.

March 9-Personal property by D. W.
Turner, near Kearneysville.
March lO-Personal property by c. S.
Billmyer, near Shepherdstown.
March l2th-Personal property by
John G. Burns, near Charlestown.
March 13-PersOnal property by c. c.
Conklyn, near Charlestown.
March l4-Personal property by VIM.
A. Boyd, near Charlestown.
March 17th-Personal property by
Robert Gibson at Iceland, near Shep-
herdStown.
March 2lst-Personal property by Jos.
Z. Coleman, near Middleway.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-03-08
How 70 Save Doctor Bills.

We have saved many doctor bills
since we began using Chamberlain S
Cough Remedy in our home. We
keep bottle open all the time and
whenever any Of my family or myself
begin to catch cold we begin to use
the Cough Remedy, and as result
we never have to send away for a
doctor and incur a large doctor bill,
for Chamberlain's Cough Remedy new
er fails to cure. 1t Is certainly a
medicine Of great merit and worth
D. S. MEARKLE, General Merchant
and Farmer, Matte, Bedford county,
Pa. For sale at Remnants Pharmacy.