The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-11-28
NO. 3

Ooa1, iOle 10 Ill Ay oohoo 'Ho' ""s
some sort of big day but I couldn't
remember " hat it was"
Il Wish, Mrs. Brown" said the
star boarder TO the landlady, Il
wish you'd give me the recipe for
that pudding We had yesterday"
"I'd much rather give you receipt
for the board you had last month,
returned the lsndlady.
Many people worry because they
believe they have heart disease. The
chances are that their hearts are all
right but their stomachs are unable
to digest food. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure-ligests what you eat and pre-
vents the formation cf gas which
makes the stomach press against be
heart. II will cure every form Of
Indigestion. j. E. Kaufman.
Every now and then some million
aire arises to assure the world that
money cannot buy happiness. This
seems to be one of the great sad
truths of life which can only be
learned by experience, and every
body insists On doiog bis b'st to
make personal test of the matter.
Itis said that there are more lies
told in the sentence Il am glad to
see 3ou," than in any other six words
in the English language.
There is NO pleasure 10 life if you
dread going to the table to eat and
cart rest at night on account OF in
digestion. Henry Williams, Of
Boonville, Ind, says be suffered that
way for years, till he commenced
the use of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure,
and adds, "Now I can eat anything
I like and all I want and sleep sound
ly every night" Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure will digest what you eat. j.
E. Kaufmsnn.
Imports into the United States
from Porto RICO have treblsd and
the exports qoadrupled since the
new tariff went Tito effect.
You cart afford to risk your life
by allowing a cough or a cold to
develop into pneumonia or consuup-
tion. One Minute Cough Cure will
cure p.roat and lung troubles quicker
than any other preparation known.
Many doctors US. it as specific for
grippe. 1t is an infallible remedy
for Group. Children like it and
mothers endorse it. j. E Kauf-~
mann.
A female writer in Pnila ]elphia
wants people costumed so that one
may know whether they are married
or single. Why not carry the idea
farther and have special costumes
for divorced people, for married per-
cons living apart and especially for
single men and women who are in
the market.
A scientific authority states that
by saturating bullet with vaselire
its fight may be easily followed with
the eye from the time it leaves the
gun and it strikes the target. The
course OF the bullet is marked by a
ring of smoke, caused by the va'e-
line being iguited on leaving the
mrzzle of the gun.
Ramon's Tonic Liver Pills, pleas
ant remedy fer all diseases arising
from disordered or torpid liver.
They are the modern cure for consti-
patton, biliousness, sick headaches,
specks before the eyes, etc. They
do not sicken or gripe, mild in action,
thorough in effect. Ouly one dose,
sugar coated and pleasant to take.
Price, 25 cents O box. at the Bazaar.
A graveyard in Dzkalb county,
Missouri, has headstone with the
following widower: with grief 1
8 ,e my loving mate is took from me
though took by one who has right
to call me when he sees fit" On
tombstone at Wayland, Mass, may
be seen this doubtful statement:
Here lies the body of DR.. Hayward,
a man who never vuted o. such is
the kingdom Of heaven"
Il have used Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy AID
find it to be great medicine" says
Mr.. E S. Phipps, of Poteau, Ark
1T cured me of bloody fax, I can
not speak too highly of it" This
remedy always wins the good opin
ion, if not praise, Of those who use
it. The quick cures which it effects
even 10 the most severe cases make
it f.vorite everywhere. For sale
by J g.. Kaufman.
J, 80 ,1,o ,,on