The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1900-11-09


llize another country" Life.
An Anomaly: Eve-You can't make
a bit Of an impression on that young
Mnrsh. May know it. It's strange,
too, for he's 50 Philadelphia
Bulletin.
First MOsquito-Yo look cold. Why
your teeth are actually chattenng
WHAT'S the matter? Second Mosquito
just lit on a girl from Boston-Phila-
delphia Record.
Father-Who prepared this pudding?
Mother docking at her daughters in
successlon)-I mustn't tell-the author
desires to remain anonymous.-Meg-
gendorfer Batter.
In the Lunatic Asylum: Keeper
This poor fellow used to he famous
musician. Nisitor-Ah! and now he's
wandering minstrel Philadelphia
Evening Bulletin.
"A man and his wife should be part
ners like business firm" Yes an
swered the meek-eyed. silent partner
and find my wife IL firm enough. -
Kansas city Star.
'Norah, these are as heavy as lead.
Didn't you tell me you knew how to
bake biscuit?' "Yis'm. an so | do. bat
I'm little shy on the mixn' ay 'eIn.
mem.'-ChicagO Tribune
But, mamma, if buy clothes first
| may not have money left to buy a
trunk" Ether you haven't any bust
ness sense at all; you can borrow a
trunk.'-Chicago Record.
Hoax What's the matter. old man?
You look all cramped up. Joax-Pve
lust been calling on one of those artistic
girls and spent two hours In a coy
rorner. Philadelphia Record
Unearthum-My wife talks. talks.
talks al 1.-The time. Henpeck-lmpos-
slble. She must listen part of the time.
otherwise she wouldn't be so popular
with my wife. -Phlladelphia Press.
First Traveller (cheerily)- day,
isn't it: Second ditto thaughtlly)-Sir
You have the advantage Of me. | don't
know you! First Traveller Humph! |
fail to see the advantage Exchange.
The Grip on Emergencies: What's
the difference between knowledge and
WISDOM" We'll. it takes knowledge
10 build an automobile. but it takes
wisdom 10 run it."-Chcago Record.
The Prevailing Passion: Young Lady
Mercy me! When fast in the jungle,
you came face to face with tiger 600!
What did you do? Modern Traveller
prordly Photographed it.New York
Weekly.
why. ask YOU" vociferated the ca
lamty- shrieking orator. are they hav-
ing bread riots in Honduras?" Maybe
they've got tired of bananas" hazarded
IN earneSt-lOoking auditor Chicago
Tribune.
McGarlgle- said thin dOOds has
a pair o soospenders fer every pair o.
pants. Schwartz-Nell so hat l. Me-
Garigle-IIow many pair of pants do
yez ownY Schwartz Yum Manthes-
ter Union
Good Suggestion: 81 wonder why
they don't name one of the new ships
he Mayfiower;" What for?" why. so
that future generations can say their
ancestors came over on it."-Philadel-
phla Bulletin
II suppose" said Miss Snaps hance,
'youll be sorry when l marry your
sister and take her away to live with
me-" no" replied her little brother.
H.
Philadelphia Press
Impressed: He-l have Just returned
from little railroad trip. and the seen
,ry did me good. she Nature was
grand, was shey He-NeS; and | have
never seen the advertisements in more
gorgeous colorS. Bazaar.
lie looked at the picture and laughed
loudly. That's good" he said But
what does il meanT' she asked.
Mean? Why. it doesn't mean any
thing" he replied, It's just polltl-
cal cartoon. Chicago Evening Post.
Brushe Who is that solemn looking
Individual? Penn That's Graves. lie
writes pntent medicine ads. \ clever
chap he u.s. too. lie can describe a dis
ease so that the healthieSt man alive
will think he has got it.-rit-Bits.
pa. why do they formally notify a
man that he is nominated for Presi-
dentg" well, mainly, think. so that
he can't get up after he fails to be
elected in November and vow he wasn't
in politics AT all" indianapolis Jour
nal.
. Glidder-Nour lawn always looks In
fine shape. How do you manage III
Wartner- Easy enough. | have two
growing boys and tell them every
day that they mustn't mcddle with the