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The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
st. Louis Gets Baltimore Stars.

CLEVELAND. O.. May S-President
Frank Robson, of the st. Louis National
baseball team, announced today that
more players who have been holding out
for more pay than was at first offered,
have finally agreed to affix their sigma
lures to contract. The two men are
now on their way to st. Louis to join the
club. The Cleveland club magnates are
negotiating with President Robson for
the release of Quinn, with a fair pros
Dect of landing him
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
Cuban wonder knocked Out.

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich, May 8.-Young
Kenny, of Chicago, scored a clean
Knockout in his second match with San
chese. the Cuban Wonder" tonight in
the eighth round of what was to have
been a twentyround bQRt
Sanchese was put OUT by Kenny In a
match here last winter, but claimed a
foul, and was granted a return match by
the victor. He was never in the game
tonight
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

Earned runs, st. Louis s. Cincinnati / ;
twO-base hits, Wallace, Scott; home runs,
Smith. Donlin; double plays, Quinn to
Wallace to McGann. Cross to Quinn to
McGann. Scott to Becxley stolen bases
Cross: three-base hit, Barrett; hit by
pitcher Criger; base balls, off Wey-
hing 8. off Newton /. off Scott 2; struck
out by Newton l. by Scott 3; sacrifice
hits, Irwin, Criger; time, 2:0l; umpire,
O'Day.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

BROOKLYN. May Philadelphia out
played Brooklyn at all points today, win
ming by good stick work and Bernhard S
fine pitching. The batting of Slagle,
Flick and Lajoie was the feature. At
tendance. 1900 Score:
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cre.in w. St. Thnn,.a.

The Cretin high school team will meet
the St. Thomas Juniors on the St Thomas
campus this afternoon for the second time
this season McGovern and Breault will
be the batteries for the Cretin's and VIII
son and Redman for the ST Thomas.
Game viii be called at o'clock
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
SMALL CROWD SAW 1T.
BOstOn's Defeat by New York on
Home Grounds

BOSTON, May S.--A small crowd saw
Boston defeated in today's game. After
Pittinger had been hit for seven runs
in the fifth, Bailey was substituted. and
only one more run was scored i'm the
game The fielding of the New York ;;
was excellent, the work of Gleason and
Selbach being especially worthy Of men
ton. Attendance 500 Score.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
TWO BIG BILLS.
NeeIey's Cash BnII In Ten Thou
sand-DOIIar Gold CertiHcatea

NEW YORK, May S.--Much interest
was shown at the federal building today
in regard to the cash bail deposited yes
terday by c. w T. Neeley Of the Cuban
postotfice, who was arrested on Sunday
at Rochester, on a charge of cmbezziing
$4,000 Of government funds. The $2OctU
bail required was deposited In the form OF
two new $4,000 gold certificates. Neither
Neeley nor his counsel j. D. Lindsay.
would make any statement I'm regard go
where this money came from. except that
II was furnished by friends Of Mr..
NeeleY."
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
TrottIng BOARD Of Reyicw.

ing of the board of review OF the National
Trotting asSocia ton opened three-days'
session at the Palmer house for the dis
cussion of disputed cases President H
p. Johnson, of Lexington, Ky, presided
and Il score of horsemen from over the
associations circuit were present to pre-
sent their grievances
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
GENERAL ASSEMBLY PRESBYTE-
RIAN CHURCH,
81. Louis. No, May I7-aI. nOO.

81. LouiS, Mo-, Way 1871, 400.
The Chicago Great Western railway
excursion tickets to ST. Louis on MAY
18th To 22d. at one fare plus 81 for thu
round trip.
Tickets good TO return 10 June 2 For
further information inquire Of J. T. EI.
mer, c. A. F. D. corner Fifth aud Rob.
ert streets, ST. Paul
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lIe nnes Nnt scnre.

Editor Of the Globe:
Allow nee 10 ask you question in base
ball: One man out and a man on third
and ore on first. Batsman hits ball tC
second base, who plays it TO first, max
ing double play, retiring the side. man
on Ihlrd came In, was he entitled to a
run?
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

LEXINGTON, Ky, May S.-The Ma
uonal Fox HunteHs' association held its
annual session here. todaySa and selected
Estell Springs. Ky, as the place of hold
Ing the next meeting and Nov. Y as the
date. nae derby is TO be run ON Nov. 13.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

Earned runs Boston q New York 3.
two-base hits. Tenney. Barry, Foster
Collins: home runs, Stahl. Bowerman;
stolen bases. Bowers, Davis: double play
Foster to BoWerman to Doyle; sacrifice
hits. Gleason, Carricll; first base on balls.
off Pittinger 3. off Bailey 3. off Carrick / !:
struck out by Pittinger 5. by Bailey J. bv
Carrici 2; time, 2:50; umpire, Connolly.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

Nasal Catarrh quickly yields to
treatment by Ely's Cream Balm. which
is agreeably aromatic. II is received
through the nostrils. cleanscs and heals
the whole surface over which it difuses
'tself. Druggists sell the SEC size Trial
size by mail. 10 cents. Test II ard you
are sure to continue the treatment.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

An athletic event of no little importance
and interest will be the track meet of the
brawny athletes from the Universities of
Minnesota and Wisconsin, scheduled TO
take place al the fair grounds next Sat
urday afternoon.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

pitched ball. by Patten l struck out by
Patten 3, by Denzer 3; left on bases, Kan
sas City s. Chicago I; double plays, Pat
ten to Camel, Gonding to Coughlin; stolen
bases, Camel; time, 1870; umpire, Sheri-
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

KANSAS CITY, Mo, May 8.-Kansas
City won the last game of the series by
a punching Of hits in the second and
fourth innings, which tied the score. and
i'm the fifth, on couple Of costly errors
by Hoy, gained a lead which the visitors
could not overcome. Attendance, 700
Score
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
sToPPEn IN rHE rHIRD

CLEVELAND, May Sat the begin
ming of the third inning, with Cleveland
at bat and two men on bases and the
score to 2. the game with Buffalo was
called off, on account of rain.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
Announcement.

To accommodate those who are partial
10 the use OF atomizers In applying liquids
into the nasal passages for CATARRHAL
TROUBLES. the proprietors prepare
Cream Balm in liquid form. which will
be lnown as Eiy's Liquid Cream Balm
Price including the spraying tube Is rs
cents. Druggists or by mall The liquid
form embcdIes the medicinal properties
of the solid preparation
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
HANLINE VS.. GRrNNELL.
College Teams to Play AT HamIine
This Arfernouu

There VIII be a baseball game at Ham
line al 3:50 today between the Hamiine
toam and Giimcll. To-. nine.
1t promises to be closely contested
match
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Other Games.

At Peoria, Ill.-Iowa State university.
10; Bradley Institute, g
At Cambridge, Mass.-Harvard. %; Am
herst s.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
REGAIN THE COVETED POSITION
BY DEFEATING BROOKLYN,
WHILE CINCINNATI LOSES
SOME GREAT GAMES PLAYED
Chicago Defeated PIttsburg in
TeD-InniRE COntest-KRnsas
City Won From Com
iskeS's Men.

GAMES SCHEDULED FOR TODAY.
Cincinnati at ST. Louis.
New York at Boston.
Philadelphia at Brooklyn.
Chicago at PittSburg
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
SLAUGHTERED NEWTON.
ST. Louis Won u Great Game From
Cincinnati.

ST. LOUIS, May S-St. Louis sIaugh-
tered Newton in the first two innings to-
day. Scott also got his bumpings in
good style Gus Weyhing pitched in
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

We ara Offering Elmo Top Rugglos.
pha0ioas, Fine Surveys. Road GarLag
Road Wagons, Etc.
Al 40 per cent less than they retail for
Our Special V2hlCla and Harness CitaIJga8
will contain the latest ami best goods for 1900
free
HOUSE. MinneanoIis. Minn.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
BATTLED FOR TEN INNINGS.
ChiengO Finally WON From Pitts
burg on an Error.

PITTSRURG. May S.-After ten innings
OF superb work By both pitchers, the
game was won and lost by wild throw
OF Williams. In the ninth Pittsburg had
the bases fun. with no one out, but star
fielding prevented a run. Attendance,
]. 700 Score:
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
GENERAL ASSEMBLY
Cumberland Presbyterian Church,
Chattanooga, Tenn, May IL :B,
1900

For This meeting the Chicago Great
Western railway will sell on May 18th
TO 18th excursion tickets on the certificate
plan at Il fare and One-third. good to re-
turn to May 18th. For further informa-
tom inquire Of J. p Elmer, c. n p. d,
corner Fifth and Robert streets St Paul.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

20 O'Brien batted for Clark in the tenth.
Earned runs. Pittsburg /; three-base
hits. Williams, McCfeefy: sacrifice hits,
Ryan. Mcrtes. Mccarthy; double play
Ritclie TO Williams to Cooley; bases on
out, by Chesbro 3, by KHlen 2; umpire,
Hurst; time. 2;10.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

''Yonight's the Night
White Bear Yacht Club Minstrelsy
Net, S:l5.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
TRY GRAIN-O! Try .GRATN-ol

Ask your. Grocer today to show you a
package of GRAIN-O, the new FOOD
drink that takes the place of coffee. The
children may drink ii without injury as
well as the adult. All who try it like II,
liRAlN-O has that rich seal brown Of
Mocha or Java. but 1t is made from pure
grains, and the most delicate stomach
receives it without distress. u the price
OF coffee. l5c. and Is cts. per package
Sold by all grocer8
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
House Paints soo to CSC a Gallon
Parn Paints 45c to 6Os a Gallon

Others have advanced their prices on Paints.
We had heavy contract and have not. No bet
ter paint made Sample color card FREE
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09
PUNCHED THEIR HITS.
BY So Doing Kansas Cityites Won
From Chicago.

GAMES SCHEDULED FOR TODAY.
Minneapolis at Buffalo.
Milwaukee at Cleveland.
Kansas City at Detroit
Chicago at Indianapolis
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-05-09

''TOnfghfs the Night
White Bear Yacht Club Minstrelsy
Met. S:15
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-03-15
KIPLING
Complains OF the English Afric-
ans Burden.

NEW YORK. MARCH 14-rhe hrst
word from Ru yard Kipling since he went
to South Africa viii be printed IN this
weeks issus OF Harper's Weekly. Mr..
Kipling cables a long dispatch II British
disloyalty which he call the 'sln Of witch
craft The burden OF his complaint IS
that British clvls authorities m Cape
Town vince at semi Unreasonable acts, and
20 quote his own words, "the government
win take care It does not pay any one
TO be loyal" He says:
''The loyalist on the uorder has his
house ripped open by Beers or rebels. or
both the disloyollsts farm is respected
and IN return he supplies the enemy with
food, horses and Information. His risk
is small. He may possibly--but not Il his
friends can stop it-bc arrested on
charge Of treason. He may then be sent
down couatry to be tried by a sympathet.
ic jury He hopes, and not without Iea-
son, TO have his farm restored 10 him
after he hoas undergone some absurdlty
Inadequate punishment Meanwhile the
loyalists piano Is lying wireless on he
veranda; photographs Of his house show
the rooms as though cyclones had net
TO wrest.e there; his nocks aad herd are
gone and the baby linen is yiag On tie
dung heap He ana hts am ~ crawl nto
Cape Town in overpacked trains and get
what consolation they can from singing
"Britons never shah he slaves.7 On the
platforms. Then 40 Messrs. Kruger and
steyn begin correspondence w.ta Lord
Roberts sa to the atrocities committed on
a virtuous population by brutal ard
liceutlous soldery
"The loyalists declare that pro- erly
handled open disloyalty could be reduced
TO a neglectablo quantity what then,
they demand IS the SENSE OF creating ond
propping and supporting the thrra as you
created and propped and supported ;he
Transyaal TN lt bit you rhcy have a
certain amount Of reason on their side
ana II NAV az well be set out 60 defeat
70 delay, 20 eyade and nullifg tho work
ings cf just punishment az first cau-
tiously ses later MAKE solt ~ teleraticns
with an insolent carelcsaness Of security,
20 preach seditian under guiso of abject
loyalty. 70 maintain unscrupul0usly ard
20 10 maiienanty ana with knowledge
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-03-15

The spring term o. the territorial
normal school at Edmond viii open
open April 9 and close june 20. In
addition 10 the regular normal dipio-
ma and preparatory prees there wit
be offered, under the regular faculty.
a special course OF twelve weebs for
teachers. This course will inclu e all
the subjects rfqUired for the vari0us
certificates. snd IN addition. pGyebOl-
ogy, method In education, vocal mn mnsic
and drawing There are no fees ana
board yuay be obtained or rooms rent
ed al mOst Taaso1sSis rates. Fhe
special course has been arranged for
these teachers who have been az work
10 winter schools and who desire ad,
yaneement.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-03-15
MOTHER
Pleads for Her Son Ia Court
The Queenan Case.

Oklahoma City, March I5.-Proceed-
'lp-s in the Qpeenan murder case were
begun agaih here this morning, the
attorneys In the case having waived
the disqualification OF the juror who
confessed to having been convicted OF
felony. When the mother o. the de-
fendant had given hertestimony she
began TO rave at the jury, and fell
upon her knees before them, implor-
ing them to save her son. She had to
be forcibly taken from the court room.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-03-15
BUITIlgH Z Company

We have just received large ship.
ment of the celebrated PGui Jones
whiskey and we will be delighted TO
have have our customers call and try
are one Of Old Kentucky's finest pro-
ductions. We also wish 10 say for the
benefit Of the fancy drinkers in and
around Guthrie that we will serve ov-
or our bar Paul Jones 4 Roses at 25cts.
per drink. We are now located at our
new stand 1O5 West Harrison avenue,
and would be glad TO see you all,
BARRINGER g. Co.
Phone No. 1873.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-03-15
A PROCLAMATION.
For Arbor Day is Issued by Governor
Barnes.

For Arbor Day Is Issued By Governor
Barnes.
Governor c. M Barnes yesterday
evening announced the following pro-
clamstion, naming Friday, March %,
as Arbor Day;
Heaven and earth helps him who
plants tree,
And his work his own reward shall
be-.
The people of Oklahoma are justly
proud Of the beauty of the natural
scenery in the territory-of the spark
ling streams, rolling prairies and
wooded parks--and take great com
fort and pleasure in the ma1ynatu raj
advantages Of their fourishiug young
commonwealth of the territory.
Therefore, in accordance with the
time honored custom, now observed in
most of the states of the union,
And while nature has bestowed
beauty and variety upon our land.
scape. there is much 10 be done by ouI
citizens which will add to the beauty
and comfort and wealth Of our terri
tory.
], G. M. Barnes, governor OF the Ter
ritory Of Oklahoma, do hereby pro-
claim Friday, March 20, 1000, a. Arbor
day. recommend that the day be
observed In the planting Of trees
shrubs and vines, in the adornment Of
public and private grounds. parks aDd
private grounds, parks and ways, thus
rendering the homes OF our people and
our entire territory more be Autifu. and
attractive.
also recommend that the day e
made festRl occasion in the schools
and educational institutions Of the
territory. with exercises OF such a
character as will impress it's benefice' Z
object upon the minds OF the papils
and instil therein greater love Of the
beautiful.
In testimony whereof have set my
hand and caused che seal OF the ierri-
tory to be affixed, this, the End day OF
March, 1900. G. NJ BARNES,
w. M. JFNKINs. Cover nor.
Secretary of the Territory.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-03-15

Many women throughout the eOun-
try make pin money out Of their
We have known women
who have clothed the entire family
with the proceeds Of the poultry yard.
and some have paid OF mortgages and
others have bon ; IN their homes hy'
intelligent management Of their
noeks. Everybody interested IN
chicker sheuld get RiRgle's Po1ltry
Book IL Is so full Of helpful sngges-
tions and snort cuts 90 success, and
has so many years OF costly expert
enee boiled down for its pages that a.
is 1por economy 10 be without "a. ~
will help increase the income from
the poultry yard and has started
many an amcteur or misRnided pro-
iessioral on The right track. The
PAIGE Is 80 cents free by mail; address
ihe publisherH. Wilmer Atkinson Co
Philaeelphia, Pa.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-03-15

MAY WRIGHT SEwALf, President
ea3 n. Penn. ST., Indianapolis, Ind.
REV ANNA HOWARD SHAW, Vice. Pres.
1880 Diamond ST. Philadelphia, Pa.
LOUISE BARNUM ROBBINS. Cor Sec,
25 Broad ST.. Adrian, Mich
FRANCIS STEWART MosHER, 1st. Rec. Sec,
Hillsdae. Mich
HELEN FINLAY BRISTOL, Cd Rec. Sec,
1888 Vermont Ave, Quincy, III.
~. NAH J. BAILEY. Treasurer,
Winthrop Centre, Maine
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-03-15

Blggle Swine book is just as valua-
BILE for a man with one hog IN little
sty as for uan With hundred hogs
feeding on the sheltered side Of a
barbed wir fence. its chapter on
ChoieTa" is alone worth Ten times
what the book costs. You ought TO
have Il. the Leader says so. The
price is ilfty cents, free by mail; ad-
dress the Publishers, Wilmer Atkin-
son Co, Philadelphin.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-03-15

Bicycle Berry Book, No OF The
Bicycle Books is all about berries. a
whole encyclopedia of berry lore, boil
ed down after the manner of Farm
Journal. Tells about varieties. about
planting, growing, mulching, cultivat-
ing, picking and marketing. II gives
practical pointers from the pens OF
scores of leading berry growers from
all parts OF the country who have con-
tributed 10 it's colums, IL has Colored
representations Of berry true TO size
and color, thiuty-three portraits OF
practical berrymen, and thirty-hve
other illustrations, handsomely bound
In cloth. The price is so cents, free
by mail; address the publishers, Will
mer Atkinson Co.. PHI NdClphia,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-03-15

The TrAnsmississippi congress meets
in Houston, April II. Is, 10, 20 and 21,
1900. Last year this congress held in
Wichita aad al know Of its success
there.
Houston people are making elaborate
preparations for entertaining the dele
gates, and the congress this year
promises to far excel any Of the pre-
vious meetings, Many Oklahomans
will go and partake of the southern
hospitality.
Every county should have a good
representation at this congress. Each
county may appoint one delegate
through It's executive officer, every
business organization one delegate,
with an additional delegate for every
fifty members, the mayor of each city
appoints one delegate.
0klahoma should send a strong del
CATION to Houston and get the COM
grl1ss interested in stA,ehood and free
homes, Subjects for discussion takes
In anything which IS not of a political
or local nature, and free homes and
statehood would come under that
head, Every delegate from Oklahoma
should be furnished badge for free
homes and statehood.
Hon. II. Q. R. Brodboll, of Ponca
City, was chosen at the Wichita meet
ing as vice-president of the association
for Oklahoma, and he may be address
sed by anyonee desiring information
as TO furnishing any part of an exhib-
II Of products, or information regard
ing delegateships. Anyone desiring
information may also address Tom
Richardson secretary, Houston, Tex.
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January 90 1900.
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Miss Louise woicott of the earliest
"Sorosia of New York cityl 10 also cePresident
Daughters of American Revolution and Rranddau
of Governor woIcott, of Connecticut.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1900-08-11
g DEAN Mrs. PINKHAM:-

LEAR MRS. IlNhHAMs-
Ihave taken Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound as advised and now
send you letter for publication. For
several years l was in such wretched
health that life was almost burden.
1 could hardly walk across the floor,
was so feeble. Several of our best
physicians attended me, but failed to
help. concluded to write to you for
advice. In few days / received such
akind, motherly letter. followed your
instructions and am my odd self
again. Was greatly benefited before 1
had used one bottle. May God bless
you for what you are doing for suffer-
ing women" = MRS. CLARA GATES,
Johns P. O., Miss, Oct. 9, 1899.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1900-08-11

The argument by analogy or hypothetical
case is often dangerous. A very stately
and dignifed clergyman used to tell story
illustrative of the risk of this method One
Of his pensioners was much addicted to
drink and one night the vicar met him
coming home in such condition that he
demonstrated with him on the spot, and by
way of clinching his argument, asked:
me Keeling down the street in state Of
hopeless intoxication" The offender ap-
peared to be deeply impressed and an
swered, fervently: II wouldn't tell soul,
sir."-San Francisco Argonaut
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1900-08-11
Gland OF the sky0

In Western North Carolina, between the
Blue Ridge on the east and the Alleghanies
on the west, in the healthful valley of the
French Broad, two thousand feet above the
sea, lies Asheville, beautiful, picturesque
and world-famed as one Of the most pleasant
resorts in America. 1t is a land of bright
skies and incompatible climate, whose
praises have been sung by poets, and whose
ton for the painters brush. This is truly
the Land of the Sky" and there is perhaps
no more beautiful region on the continent to
attract pleasure tourists or health seekers.
Convenient schedules and very low rates to
Asheville via Southern Railway.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1900-08-11

Much comparison b - been made between
the endurance Of the Chinese and the Ameri-
can working man. Those with authority to
speak say that the average workingman of
America is as superior to the Chinese as Hos
letters Stomach Bitters is to any other dys-
cure everything, but it does cure constipa-
ton, indigestion, dyspepsia, biliousness,
liver and kidney troubles, and prevents ma
laria, fever and ague.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1900-08-11

An English officer in Malta stopped, in rid
ing, to ask native the way. He was an
.wered by shrug Of the shoulders and a
mo speak English" L
you're a fool, then" said the officer
But the man knew enough English to ask:
"Do you understand Maltese?"
"No."
. ID. you know Arabicr
" %go you know Italian''
.".po you know Greek~
=, "Then you four fools. only one!"-N.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1900-08-11

An English tourist, who had left a water
proof on a train, went back to look for 1t.
On asking the occupants. Of third-class
carriage compartment whether they had
seen anything of "mackintosh," INA, ma"
one Of them replied, "we're a Macphersons
here ,"-Glasgow Evening Times.