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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-17
TO CARE FOR TOTS
OF W0RKWOMt|
Day Nursery Will Be Es'S'
Iished by kindergarten
Folks in Honolulu

The Free Kindergarten anu
ren's Aid Society is about u W .,I
day nursery, where working mo- =
for a nominal daily fee can leave !.
little children during the Jay
they are out at work. The ns''I
money for starting this worA ~. a.
secured outside of the regular i' :.
the association, and steps ae "A
taken to begin work at once M
mittee consisting of Mrs. Gilpei'
ney. Mrs. Jonathan Shaw, MIS-
Otis. Mrs. Philip Frear and ME n
Donald have been appointed, ap ,.sr
will proceed at once to maAs .,,r.
plans as to location and half
During the past year ana raery b
merous calls for a day 1. .bo nun1
been made. Judging from .ms
of babies sent TO klnae, had
charge of brothers and sisters a pl1
out of babyhood themseivesb,e left
where the little ones may many
safety will be welcomed " new "a
working mother. May this .. and q
find the same encouragenen mas bs1
port that work for chliuieA
tofore found in Honolulu
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-17

ordher iv tn Worcester ball team iv
eighteen hundred an siventy-six. Be
dad says /, if this is fame, I'll dhraw
cards mesilf. Some day whin tn own
er iv a new hall Nv fame tells tn jani-
tor ter climb up an whitewash over TIL
names on tn wall an make out a new
list, some wan may vote FIR tn great
soul that discovered how to make boil,
ends meet in tn year nineteen hun
dhred.' That's great invintion,
Hinnissy. Thank tn Lord tn Standard
lie Company hasn't got a patent on it..
What's fame, afther all, me la-ad?
tbs as apt to be what somewan writes
on ye'er tombstone as anything We did
FIR ye'ersilf. 1t takes two to make it,
but on'y wan has much iv hand. IT'S
not a mans life in wan volume be him
silf, but his Life in three volumes be
wan iv his frinds. An be tn way tn
jury voted FIR tn dodgers in this tint
mint house iv fame nanny that cud
pay their scoor at tn desk is left on TIL
dure sthep because tn hunks is filled
with tn frinds iv tn managers. 1 think
I'll hire a large buildin' FIR tn rayjict-
ed. l wudden't be surprised If NANNY
iv tn star boarders come out iv tn
other hall iv fame FIR tn conjanial
cOmpny in mine.
Whin we think iv 1t, whin We con-
slider how nanny men have done things
or thried to do thin FIR wan hundred
years in this country, an how whin it
comes to pick tn winners about half
tn list is on'y famous to tn men that
voted FIR thin, how ARE we goin' to
figure that amy iv tn la-ads that ye're
wastin' ye-re lungs FIR will bring up
Fright? A hundred years firm now
Aggynaldoo may be as famous as
Mack, an anyhow they'll both be
dead, an that's tn principal ingree-
jent iv fame. Go home an think that
over"
I'm not goin' home said Hennessy,
I'm goin' to march with tn Unsound
Money an Sound Morals Club tonight"
Yell be famous" said Mr.. Dooley
Yell be wan iv tn first they'll admit
to tn hall iv fame whin they open tn
dures to tn Wurruld's Famous Loony-
ticS."-F P. Dunno
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iv land occupied be human bein's. Ye
think it a sort of an autymobill that'll
run down onless We charge it with ye'er
particular kind iv gas. Don't we exp ct,
Hinnissy, that any throOp iv al sells
will dhrop firm Hivin to chop Y er
wood on tn mornin' iv tn siventn iv
NOVEMBER if Bryan is ilicted, an Go1t
We lave Jawney McKenna think that
if Mack gets in, he'll have to put a
sthrip iv lie cloth on tn dure sill to
keep pluthycrats firm shown threas-
ury notes undher tn dure. No, sir;
used to think that was so-wanst, in
tn days whin / pathronized a lathry
Now 1 know different.
"Wherell they be a hundred years
firm now? Mckinley an Bryan, Debs
an Mark Hanna, an Wed Davis an
Croker an Bill Lorimer-where'll they
be? 1 was r-readin' tn other day about
gazabs through tn country FIR tn oc-
cypants iv hall iv fame. A hall iv
fames the place where tn names iv
tn most famous men is painted, like
tn side Nv a BARN where a little boy
writes tn name iv tn little girl he
loves. In a week or two he goes back
an rubs it out But in this matther
twas determined to lave tn question
to lot iv sthrong la-ads an have thin
vote on it an on'y dead vans iligeable
I Tread tn list today, Hinnissy, an
will We believe me or will We not? Much
as / know, I cudden't recall more thin
half tn Names George Wash nton was
ilicted, iv coorse, unanimously an
without a contistin' obligation, an
proud he'll be to Iarn iv it. Thin there
was Ulyss s. Grant an Thomas Jeffer-
son an Robert E. Lee 1 knew all iv
thin as though we'd been raised in tn
same lot But near all tn others got
by me. Wan man was famous because
he made a coffin gin, though tn au-
thor iv more common drinks was cut
out. Another man got by tn flag on
tn ground that he manufactured a
clock. A third passed tn stand because
he made a ditchnary, which is book
that tells We how many different things
tn same wurrud means. They was
potes niver Tread an statesmen
niver heerd iv, an Gin'rals I niver
knew fought, an invintors iv bluein
an discovers iv things that had been
discovered before an things that had
been undiscovered later. An tn list
was as onfamilyar TO me as tn battin
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-17
Mr.. DOOLEY ON
AFTER ELECTION

TINS A great rayciption they do
be givin' Bryan down in New
York State" said Mr.. Hennessy.
"A fine rayciption FIR a Dimmy
crat in New York State" said Mr..
Dooley, lis that he's not dangerously
wounded. Anything short iv death is
regarded as a frindly an INTERESTED
rayciption, an a mild kind iv death
like suffycation be chloroform, wud be
considered a rayspictful hearin' All
we can say about William Jennings
Bryan's rayciption is that he got by
Wall sthreet without bein' stoned to
death with nuggets firm tn goOld re-
sarve. Anyhow, what ARE We dhrag-
gin pollytics into this peaceful abode
FIR, Hinnissy? Isn't it bad enough FIR
me to have to stand here all day long
listenin' to strangers rayjoocin' tn
constitootynal questions now befure tn
people to personal insult without havin'
me frinds maxim me nights miserable
with chatter about tn f1eetin' problems
Nv tn hour? TIL votes is as good as
cast and counted. Ayether tn coun-
thry Is rooned or it's rooned An it
amt, anyhow. Ayether we ARE de-
livered over hand an foot to the wild
dies an orphans that've had thrust
stocks sawed off on thin be TIL exicu-
tors. or tn Gover'mint abandons a pol
Icy Nv brutal, crool, murdhrous CONQUEST
iv tn caw'rdly assassins in tn land iv
etarnal sunshine an shadow. Two
weeks firm today Wen be ayether
negiectfn to pay our debts in tn stan
dard money iv tn nations iv tn earth
or IN tn debaSed an wretched cienape
that no wan has liver got enough iy.
An. what tn divvle difference does it
make. me bye? TIL mornin' afther ilic-
tlon: tbs Hinnissy to tn Stag pile an
Dooiey to tn beer pump an Jawn d.
Hocksfellar to tn lie can, an tn OF
nag noatin over all iv us IL tn wind is
good an tn man in charge has got up
In time to hist 1t. Foolish man, tn fun
Ials oon STOP rr iltctions, or tn chris
TENNIS or tn weddin's, Re- hivina T
think tn likes iv ye imagines this
country is something besides a hunk
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Took o Tum DIG

A man apparently about ~ mss
of age attempted to board psrs.s
car yesterday afternoon cell bes'
street but missing his hold l 'n,-sd Il
to the ground. He was -t tins
Japanese store, and In a s1sv,dspdy
able to wend his way. ~ ~, abos
had too much wood aicon
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-17

What queer town Honolulu is? And
what ideas malihinis have of their rela-'
lions with the social set here This is
especially true of the male malihinis
Many of them come here, enter society,"
go to church regularly, attend all the
social functions. and yet never breathe
that many thousands of miles away in
the far east, they have sweethearts
awaiting them.
Honolulans continually see in the pa
pers that "Mr. So-and-So left for So
and-So on yesterdays steamer where
he will be married to Miss So-and-So
Mr.. So-and-So and bride are expected
in Honolulu in about six weeks" The
Honolulu girl has often to look else
where for a husband. There are other
malihinis, whose attachments in this far
east are greater. These malihinis come
to Honolulu and say never a word of a
better half, and are lionized and made
much of by matrons and debutantes
alike, until the day comes when the
truth can no longer be concealed. Well
the result is better known to those
who have tried it, and society wonders
how it was so sadly imposed upon. The
fact is that society in Honolulu throws
out no guards to protect itself and pre-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-17
STAMPED.

1t Is chiefly by tramplng a mans heart
under her feet that woman stamps her
picture indelibly on the same.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-17

work is remembered with interest, as it
was a high order, and she was always
particularly fortunate in disposing of it
at fair price. She confidently expects
to come before the public again in the
spring with a canvass which will at
tract attention.
Mrs Campbell will not exhibit in this
fall exhibition, as she is hard at work
upon a large canvas for the spring
exhibition. The subject is good and
the treatment strong. 1t represents a
beautiful young Hawaiian girl.
1t is regretted that Mrs. Frederick
w. Hankey has not sent in any work
as yet The advent of another artist
had aroused interest, and an exhibit
was looked forward to.
Mrs. Gertrude O'Brien will not ex-
hibit. as she has been painting several
portraits to order, and has had no time
to prepare gallery canvases.
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THIS A great rayciption they do
be givin' Bryan down in New
u York State" said Mr.. Hennessy.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-05-18

.hs delicate feminine organs. 1t may be
5sSiIitating drains or female weakness,
80 oeqhaps an uicersted and infamed
condttion Of the parts. In any case the
diseased condition must be removed ana
. healthy condition established before
t1e maternal function can be fulfilled.
Many a mother acknowledges her debt
toD- herce's Favo-ite Prescription, and
toits inventor Dr.. R.V. Pierce, of Buffalo,
w who invites the sick to write and
consult him without charge. "Pavorite
Prescription " promptly allays irritation,
heals liberation, checks the debilitatng
dTains cures female weakness and the
srcorlpanving bearing down pains. II
oJves Vitality and elasticity to the organs
S9eculiary feminine, and establishes the
Natural conditions which make for the
easv birth of healthy children.
There is nothing Just as good for you
as "Favodte Prescription" Don't be
out of with a substitute.
"1hsve never written you how grateful an
20 YOU FOR your help In securing good health and
one Of the sweetast dearest thirteen pound girlk
stat ever came into q home" whites MS. NJ
V9stlne Of ~ South Liberty st., Galesourg, III.
When wrote you about my silmeno was
uviny In Richland Iowa took sis bottles ef
dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, four o. ths
-Co,den Medical Discovery and -four Walls ot
Dr Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. Before had takes
four bottles Of the Favosits Prescription was
new worS1. I cannot make pen describe my
heartfelt gratitude
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
the stomach, liver and bowels.
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M.Ruben SSoms,
DOES 1T PAY TO BUY Cheap
6O1 KING STREET.

A cheap remedy for coughs and colds
is all right, but you want something
that will relieve and cure the more se-
we're and dangerous results of throat
and lung troubles. What shall you do ?
Go to warmer and more regular
climate? Yes, if possible; II not posi-
BILE for you, then in either case take the
ONLY remedy that has been introduced
in all civilized countries with success IN
severe throat and lung troubles, "Bos.
ohee's German Syrup" Il not only
heals and stimulates the tissues to de-
stroy the germ disease, but allays In
Elimination, causes easy expectoration,
gives good nights rest, and cures the
patient. Try ONE bottle. Recon-
mended many years ago by ell
druggists in tbs world. For sale by
Ernest L. Allen, Olaud M. Lennon,
Warfield & Hall, Charles G.. Lennon,
W. F. Creighton & Co., and Richard
Gibson.
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~ A
U Washington, Dc

Old Capitol, one OF them, Daniel by
name, is said to be relative OF Roger
A. Pryor." e..
Wait Bowie escaped and worked his
way around Washington city into
Montgomery county, Md, where he
was killed short while afterwards by
farmer with shot gun, on Bowie In
sisting on taking his horse.
For his splendid service Hume was
promoted to the rank OF major. He
had the confidence and esteem OF his
commanding general, ]. E. B. Stuart,
as we'll ss the commander. in. chief,
Gen. R. E. Lee. 'fo '''f
Itmay not be out OF place to publish
a letter from Col. r. E Frsyser, com
msndinR signal corps, to Mr.. Frank
Hume, brother of Charles, In reply to
an invitation to visit him.
Richmond, Vs., April IL. 1896.
Mr.. Frank Hume
My Dear Sir:--I have your kind let
ter OF the 10th inst. inviting me to your
hospitable home. can assure you
that it would give me very great pleas
ure TO visit you. But my engagements
are OF such nature at this time that l
fear I will be unable to do so.
1t certainly would give me great
pleasure to see you and talk over the
past. Your. brother Charles and my
self were the best of friends. Charles
was brave, dashing boy, and never
knew what fear was. He was ever
ready to perform any duty assigned
bin, never counting the cost or peril OF
= / remember we'll while on the Kappa
hammock when intelligence reached my
camp of his sad fate. The boys all
loved him, and the grief they expressed
at his untimely departure will never be
forgotten by me. We held a meeting
and passed resolutions expressing our
deep sorrow and eulogizing bis gallant
bearing. As / have already said, the
boys loved him; although boy he
measured up to the full standard of a
man. He was gallant and warm heart
ed, and ever ready to do good service
for his comrades l had q good friend
in Charles and l felt deeply grieved
when he was cut down by the enemy.
| His bright and cheerful face is indeli-
bly, impressed upon my memory and
will ever be as long ss live, although
1t has been an average life time iince
saw him. =,
Please preserve my letter to him, for
/ may have the pleasure of reading 1t
come day for hops may have the pleas
ure OF visiting you later on. My head Ia
now white from age, but it was as black
"a the ravens wing when Charles and
myself slept by the same camp fire
With best wishes l am sincerely your
friend, RICHARD e. FBAYsEB,
Com'd'g. Stuart's Sigosl Corps.
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devoted even unto death. this brief memorial
is recorded by bis kinsmsn,
FRANCIS CHARLES HUME,
Galveston, Tex.

Charles G.. Hume was a member of
Gen. J. E. B. Stuart's signal corps, CON-
manded by Major K. E. Frayser. With
a number OF his command he sccompa-
MED Ger. Stuart to point some miles
below the town OF Fredericksburg,
where the Confederate pickets had re-
ported an unusual movement on the
part OF the Federal forcee. Reaching
rising piece of ground Gen. Stuart
carefully surveyed the country on the
Stafford side of the Rappahaunock river
and seemed much disturbed at not un-
derstsnding just what the enemy were
doing.
Wagon trains were moving and the
rumble OF artillery could be distinctly
heard. The General showed his i'm
pa'ienoe by saying II would give one
Of my hanus To Know what those Ysn-
kies are doing" Charley Hume hap
pened to be near the General. End
promptly responded by offering to get
the information before morning, which
offer was Immediately accepted, it be-
ing then sbont twilight. Securing 8
plank, Hume wsitsd until ten o'clock,
when, undressing, he placed his cloth
ing on the plank and quietly swan the
river, pushing the plank ahead of
him. Cautiously taking In his Sur
roundingiDgs he dressed himself and
soon learned that the unusual move
ment which had bothered General
Stuart was a simple changing of camp
ground. Hume returned without acci-
dent to the south side, and ss promised
reported TO his chief before daylight.
This feat greatly pleased the General
and resulted in all kinds OF commits
81 ons being intrusted to him. Regard.
less of ths danger involved, after 10
nun ersble escapes his good fortune
forsook him and incautiously he walk.
ed into the enemy's hands as narrated
in the official report. 70
A Washington newspaper OF May 70,
1868, said {:
A REBEL RECRUITING OFFICER
KILLED.-Charles Hume, rebel SOL
der, was shot day or two ago by some
OF Gen. Schenk's command, near Port
Tobacco, Md. The circumstances as
| we have been able to gather them are
as follows:
"The object OF Hume's presence on
this side of the river being known to be
for the purpose ef recruiting for the
rebel army, he was closely watched
and finally traced to house In the
neiqhborhood where three of the guard
demanded his surrender. Hume i'm
mediately drew his revolver and tired
the ball striking one of the guard neal
the elbow, inficting painful, ard per
hsps a serious, wound. The remaining
two of the guard then leveled theil
muskets and fired at Hume, one OF tht
balls entering his head, the olher oil
heart, causing his death instantly. On'
of Hume's companions, q young maj
named Watt Bowie, escaped, the 9th
ers. two in number. were captured
brought to this city and confined in tn
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An Ancient Belief.

The ancients believed that rheuma-
tlsm was the work of q demon within Q
man. Any one who has had an attack
of sciatic or infsmatory rheumatism will
agree that the iDhiction Is demoniac
enough TO warrant the belief. 1t has
never been claimed that Chamberlain's
Pain Balm would cast out demons, but
1t will cure rheumatism, and hundreds
bear testimony to. the trntb of this
statement. One application relieves the
pain, and this quick relief which 1t
affords ia alone worth many times Its
cost. For sale by all druggists.
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in advance.
Contract advertisers will not be allowed to OK.
oeed their space unless the excess Ia paid for
at transient rates, and under no circum.
stances will they be allowed to advertise
other than their Legitimate business In the
space contracted for.
Marriage and death notices must b paid for
in advance. af.l a
RESOLUTIONS in memoriam, Of thanks, tributes
Of respect, resolutions ado pied by societies
OF persons, unless Of Jublic concern, will
only be printed In sh pspsr az advertise.
ments.
The GAZETTE ofics Ia connected with the
Telephone Exchanges. Advertisements, or.
ders f1' the paper, news or any information
or business can be sent BY telephons.
Entered at the Postofice Alexandris, Viygin.
-, Al Eecond-class matter.
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J Q. Hood, Justice Of the Peace. Crosby,
Mise makes the following statement: II can
certify that One Minute Cough Cure will do
all that is claimed for it. My wife could not
get her breath and the first dose Of II re-
lieved her II has also benefited my whole
family" 1t acts immediately and cures
coughs, colds, croup, grippe, bronchitis, Asth.
ms and al throat and lung troubles.
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Eor Over LYfr~ Yeara

ASOLD AND WELL-TRIED REaEDY.-krs
Tmsow', Soothing Syrup hss bean nsed ici
over City yesrs ~ millions Of mothers for
tlor children while toething, with perfect
SUCCESS, It soothes the child, ooftens the gums,
s0layy al pain, cures wind collie, and is the
boit sme9y :or Diarrhcsa. Is pleasant to the
.sg-s. Sold By Druggists in every part Of tho
world. twenty-five cents bottle. Its value
Il inoalcQlsble. Be sure and SAX for Mrs. Wins
e-y's soothing Syrup and ksh,s ne other kind.
suit ne d&w1yT
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THIS COUPON AND 81

Will buy while they last, your choice OF SIS SIS and
$40 Suits of Chevot Serges Venetians, Broadcoths,
Homespuns Covert and other expensive fabrics, in
black and all the leading spring shades, embracing
det garnet royal castor mode, grays tans. blues etc.
in plain and the most elaborate appqued, with tafeta
silk braid with all styles Of ackets-single and double
breasted Eton tight-6ttng, doublebreasted box, fly
front and REFER silk lined jackets all sk.lined
with new pleat back skirts Handsomer suits cannot
be made than these by the swelest tailors and
instead of SIS, SIS and $ao they 60 during this sale,
with presentation OF this coupon, at ST.
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DRY GOODS DRY GOODS i.
SPECIALS FOR MAY SALES.
DRYaooDs.
DRY GOODS.

Our buyer has just returned from New York. and many
new things greet the purchaser All excellent values
A SpeciaIin AIl-WooI Dress Goods
Four colos fine stripes excellent soc value on old price
basis
Our Price 39c. ...s.... ..
6patters in Silk Mousn de Sole dainty printing regular
soc value.
Our Price 35c.
patterns Colored Pisse Silk very dainty tor waists
regular 81 quality
Our Price 60c. .a..7.
Four colors in very sheer Cotton Grenadne fine and
silky imported by James McCreary & Co. retail so
Colors blue white, pink and lavender.
Our Price l5c.
large range Of new and desirable Ginghams at
Very desirable patterns our fast color &c Gnghams just
suitable for waists and dresses
Important additions to our stock of
Beading & LaCeS.
We show the best Of these goods offered
IS styles fancy Neck and Waist Ribbons worth 25c &c.
IS styles fancy Neck and Waist Ribbons, worth a9c at
Lot of fine Net Mems Shirts soc quality Our price 3oc
Four garments for $3.50 Special values in Ladies Vests
We are Headquarters on Mating
Give others look and come to US and be assured Of
saving of from 10 to IS per cent. One price,
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Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.

DOn iODacco opit sbu SntOhe 1Our Lie AWays
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
ne.ic. full Vt life, nerve and vlgor, take No-To-
Bsc, the wonder-w worker. that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or ". Cure guaran-
seed- Booklet and sample free Address
seecany Kennedy Co., Ch,caSo % hew ysek
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-05-18

"After suffering from severe dyspepsia over
twelve yesrs and using msny remedies with.
out permanent good, finally took Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure. It did me 30 much good
recommend 1t to every one, writes J. E. Wat
kins, Clerk and Recorder, Chilhoothe, Mo. 1t
uirests what you eat.
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taken away.
Are we much
wiser than the
b Q a I h e n ?
Thousands Of
childless
W wom en- are
not as they
suppose un-
der Natures
ban, but are
suffering from
a diseased
condition Of
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MEDICiN AL.

y, the East childlessness Is considered
. cnrse ~ from the gods. 1t is a pathetic
q ~ -, 70 see some childless HindoS
.aSotber sIS1 prostrate befsre an idol, ifnplor-
ho'aS ny, .hot the cu1se Of childlessness may be