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Arizona republican., 1900-11-09
GLOBE SIGHTS.

W heard a compliment for Atchison today: A canvasser for the history of the world abusing the town.
 Up to the time a girl is twenty she hasn't fully decided if she will be a fro- zen statue or a coy and clinging won- an.
 When a married couple starts out to do light housekeeping it means that they expect to get half of their living at mothers
 An Atchison man has a queer as sortment on his burial lot: his first wife, from whom he was divorced her mother and his second wife He $ now married to his second wifs S mother.
 No one is surprised at learning that an Atckison girl who spells her name 'Nellye Grayce" writes the name of her saviour as Jesus Chrysts"
 When a woman is away from home she does not care particularly for long letters from her husband, but likes to receive them as an evidence of good faith.
 An Atchison woman calls the spank ing she gives her children a massage
 
 hear the children scream, not knowing that the treatment is all given on one spot.
 A census of Kansas insane shows tiil', ill health leads in causing insan- ity. Love is therefore knocked out. The liver is more powerful than dis appointed love affair." The liv.r also causes more insanity than worry.
 In a neighboring town this is said to have happened: A woman was di- vorced fl her husbanI and marr,sd another man Now she is violently in love With hzr divorced husband and they are carrying on'' in a manner that is scandalous.
 Two AtchisOn girls lived side by side as babies. They played together as children and went away to school to- gether. They were inseparable and such friends were pever known here; but a nan came along and caused them to quarrel within two months. Now they don't speak" and each says of the other that she is q srake in the grass.
 A Don't Love society has been form ed in Atchison. Why not join it? It means an end to worry, an end to jeal- ousy, an end to tears and sleepless nights. It also means an end to look i ing at the one loved in the manner in which a calf looks at it's mothers com misary department. It means an end to being ridiculous, an end to silly ex- . travaSancc. It means an end to a dis ease, the symptoms of which are idle, mawkish and dangerous.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

[:nle, and shall, at the same time, rec ogniZe that all nations, in any future development of trade in the Chinsse empire, are to be accorded equal rights to participate therein. This, it will be remembered, is in accord with the views expressed by. Secretary Hay in his ncte of July 3.
 The present question now r. solves it. self iri.o one of indemnity. It would be of advantage both to us and to the Chi nese If this indemnity could be made to talla the form, not of a monetary ray- ment. but of a practically general over throw of th-se commercial barriers which have hitherto stood in the way of participation by China in the trade of the wCr.i If such a commercial change could be brought about, the va rious interested powers d0u!i well af- ford to assume on tn .rown account the payment of such losses as their respec- tive c.tizcrs may have sustained.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

One of the most gratifying results of the election is the turning down of the pest-ferous Dick Psitigrew, of South Dakota. For years he has besn the most thoroughly dttested man in the united States senate. Elected a repub- lican he becams a political renegade and developed all the coHtemrtible Characteristics of that bTeed of political Vipers. Now that South Dakota is safely republican Mir. Pettigrew will leave the senate next March and
 never come back His associates th:re will be glad. Our dispatches say that Pet" will try to form a new par ty. A party composed of soreheads like PeiI-igrew would at least add to 'tAe gayety of the nation.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09
pE1N1x, NOVEMBER g. 1900
A Washington forecast of the repor

A Washington forecast of the report of Inspector General Breckinridge
 says he will declare that
 THE tha conditions of general
 LINE efficacy in the line and
 LOSES staff of the American
 GROUND. army have been precise
 ly reversed since the beginning of the Spanish war. The staff departments have all made re- markable gains in three years of hard campaigning far fI-m the home base, and are now working With almost ideal promptiess and smoothn ss. The line, on the C.har hand, has degenerated and lost it's drill efficiency in the irrzgu- lar warfare of the east ani garrison duty in other islands, So that the dn- listed men are far less effective than the force landed before Santiago. He makes no diatnctlon between regulars and volunteers in this respect, and even takes the crack Ninth regiment as an example, saying that if its rank and file had been as we'll trained as when they went to Cuba they would have done their work in China With fewer casualties. This Will be surprising u those who remeI-b,r the breakdown of the supply and transport departments in 1898 and the scientific precision with which the highly trained troops worked in the field. The improveml Tt 'cf tine staff with practice is natural enough, but why should the line deteriorate? Undoubtedly the main reason, though Gen. Breckinridge does net allege it, is the great relative reduction of scienti- ficaHy trained officers. Before the war with Spain the army was overofficersd, and there was plenty of time for drill and instruction. The number of edu- cated officers must have actually dim finished by relc.-eml nts and casualties, while the army has nearly doubled and has been hurried from enlistment to service much of it under untralned company officers, with little time for camp drill. Thc report will be timely proof of the wisdom of congress in en- larging the military academy though it will take many years to train enough officers for the present strength of the line.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09
NUGGETS OF INTEREST.

The czar has 27,000 wood police. who each cut G45 worth of wood year.
 Norway has to import 250000 tons of grain a year. She exports 195,000 tons of fish yearly
 Australians hold a worlds record in tea consumption, drinking nearly eight pounGs 2. head yearly.
 The population of Berlin will com plete its 2,OOO,O00 by the end of 1902. The present figure is about 1,S43, 900
 The largest carpet in the world is in Windsor castle. It is forty feet in breadth, and contains 5S,S4O, GOO stitches. The weaving of it occupied twenty eight men fourteen months.
 No clergyman of the Church of Eng land may engage in trade unless it shall be on behalf of any number of partners exceeding six, or where the business devolves upon him by will.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

The acceptance by Russia-though in her cSss the formal reply has not yet
 come to hand-France,
 THE Japan and the United CHINESE States of the main QUESTION. terms of the Anglo Ger
 man agrcene nlt resp5 ct ing the sertlem-nt of the Chinese ques- tiJn, clears the air Of a great deal of uncertainty respecting ;he future of China. It may be taken for grant5 | that compact to which Germany is a TlTty has had In advance the indorse- rnent of Austria and Italy; hence all Of the great interested powers arr now join-I in endcavoring ito bring about a settlement which shall secure the ter ritorial ints gritty of China; at least. as complete as it was year ago at this
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09
SHOOTS BY CENTRIFUGAL FORGE

A Newcastle e-on-Tyne correspond sn | says that a new machine gun of a nov el character has been inverted by Jas. Judge, a ws?l known engin5 CT of New castle, who thus describes it:
 The gun is a patent centrifugal qufck-ffring machine gun; it is five feet high and weighs about 800 pounds. It is intended for ba1,eship aarthworks ard garrison purposes. The motive power is electricity transmitted te a motor attached to Lhe side Of the gun. The motor causes a disk to reVolva a. a very high rat of speed. The buIlers which are introduced into the interior of t-,e ci sk a5 the axle. travel along
 curv,s in the irter.cr to the circunfer- cree, and are thure imps.led through a barrel. IL is claimed that this disk will rotate, under the influence of lha mo-
 tor, at the late of 12,000 revolutions a minUte and will eject shots from th 2 muzzle of the gun VI n an initial va- locity Of 2,000 feet a second. One of the chief characteristics cf the gun is that it will maintain a continuous fir If neceisaary a shot may be fired at every taif ravolutiCl, but in practice one shot every fourth revolution will be found sufficient. The bullets are spn5r- ical and measure ,hr5ee-siXtlent. of an inch in diameter
 The following are the results of the tccts already made with the gun
 Eighteen thousand rounds of shot at the rat Of three thousand minute have been Discharged from the gun. Thesa shots consisted of nickel stell. scms of brass Gas used in France). lead and chilled mt:aI. It waz. tested seven tirne5 p1iva-ely, no m1tor was u=-':, nor is cne e Lilchsd to the gun, al l.2cuSh the gun is constructed fer an cllctIac meter. The teslss were made by means of ! bet driven by a steam en- zine. In i,nc-e tes.s ahe velocity re- quired and which 1t is n3acntained an electric motor will produce, was not of course, attained, but the pI3ctlca. working Of The gun was fully demon strated. A long range could not be, had because of the necessity of secrecy, and the testing was done in a covered shed at Blyth dry decks.
 A st.el target 3-32-inch thick, was sfatters1, the Cisk revolving at a speed of 2,50OO revolutions a minute. Frcm the penetration of the target il is calculated that at a distance of 400 yards a penetration of a circular char act-r will be effected Of a palce 7-16- inch Ithick under the Influence of an electric motor There is no heating of tAe barrel of the gun because of the continuous stream Of cold air which is impeE5d through it by the turning of the disk. The disk IseIf is also fr5e from he9Sing on account of the special bearings on which it Is constructed. These behring's are a highly complica- tsd mechanical contIfvance and are similar to those used in Parsons tur- pines, winch can revOIve at the' rate 22,000 revoluui,ns a minute, and Le- valls motor, which revolves at the rate of 3o,000 a minute. To t5st the gun it will be necessary to affiX nldtor, which will be of five horse power, cour,ed directly cn the shaft. London Times.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

The action of the majority in this territory Tuesday not only settles the question of statehood for years to come but IL also will have a deterrent effe,t upon any water storage project that requires heavy financial aid But the majority rules" And We will have Marcus Aurelius for two years to con- pensate us for what we may lose IS the result of that election.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

ed proparty he succeeds. He does not inherit l,.lc earldom, but only the minor dignity of barony. which carries wi,n i. a seat in the house of lords. Indeed it is necessary to go back to the middle of the pa-st ceri-ury in order u1 find the relationship b. tween the earl and h.: heir, "Grarnlie" Crust.
 
 It by no means follows that E;oluse a clergyman of tle Church of England is prcrncLed to a bisrhopric he necessari- ly becomes entftlsd to a seat in the house Of g-rds as a spiritual peer of the realm. Indeed. provision is only made for twertty-srx spiritual peers in the hcusa of lords and as there are now considerably more than swsnty-siX Episcopal sees in England and Wales, it naturally follows that some -f them are left out in the cold. There are cer- tain s5es, such as those of London, Durham, Winchester, and Exeter, which always carry with them seat in the upper chamber, but the bishops of other secs cnly get into the house of lords by seniority of appointment, those of most recent nominations E1v- ing to wait sometimes for yehrs be- fore obtaining a S at in tt-a house Of de FoIteloy in Wash ington Pl3st.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09
Bryans campaign had collapsed be-
 ere he left new York. The reason for

Bryan's campaign had collapsed be- fore he left new York. The reason for
 this collapse is as c5-
 THE vious as the collapse it.
 BRYAN self was inevitable. MT.
 COL Bryan really had no eX-
 LAPSE. cuse for being a candi-
 date again. His one is sue was dead and his attempt to revive it only exhibited anew his dangerous character. He argued his case before the people four years ago. and they de- cfded 1t against him. There is TO in stance on record in which the American people, after condenr:ling an issue, have con5an:ed to reverse their yer dict. Every "craze" that we have had in our politics has bsen a one term "craze." It has run it's course and has never come Lack. A new "craze" has usually taken it's place, but the old ons has remained dead. MT. Bryan should have Profited by this les5on of experi- ence. Doubtless he would have done so had he been able ro find a good working new craze" but there was none such to be discovered. The times were too good for these manifestations of unrest, which come to the surface of our politics only when times are bad.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

To the victim belongs the spoiled
 No room ever looks the same to a man after a woman has done her house cleaning.
 Even if a woman hasn't any supersti- tions about ladders and cats, she has about wedding days.
 The best woman in the world will forgive her husband for being sinful enough to believe that marriage will go right on just the same in heaven.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

Dennis Flynn, republican. was rs- eieeted delegate to congress from Okla homa Tuesday. In that democratic territory they placed the issue of state hood above all other considerations. But then, the people of Oklahoma are not as public spirited as those of Ari- Gona. And Mark Smith doesn't live in Oklahoma.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09
WISCONSIN cLUBwoMEN.

Racine Wis. Nov. S.-A full pr3- gIamme of reports, papers. address and discussions kept the delegates to the state federation 1f WCmen's clubs convention eX,r mely busy today. The reading and discussion of reports pre- scented by officers and various CJmmit- tees occupied th- greater portion of the forenoon session. the only speaker saA those making reports being Ms.
 tin Webster sherman, of MilWaul
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

However, this "incomparabie eli mate" is left to US, and We may still talk about the blessings that would come through water storage.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

Time works wordrous changes. Only few days ago Billy Boy Bryan, candl- date, was on the crest of the political wave. Now the undertow is carrying him out to sea-
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

The smeI1 or good meat a-cooking to a hungry man is like incense in the nostrils of the devotee. We just said good meat. To secure that culinary perfumery, then, order your rib roasts, joints of mutton, legs of lamb. steaks, chops-all the delicacies in the meat line-at Hurley's, and be content. No where in the city can you get better satisfaction as to quality, quantity and price.
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09
CHARLES c. RANDOLPH.
 Editor and Proprietor

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Arizona republican., 1900-11-09
WEAK DIGESTION

Indigestion and Dyspepsia have wrecked many lives. People who are weak and miserable should know that health would return if the dig -stion were made normal This is just the condition Hostetter's Stomach Bitters brings about. It cures Constipation, Bluousness. Nervousness, Liver and Kidney Troubles. and produces sound sleep. l. will make you well. See that our Private Revenue Stamp covers the neck of the bottle
Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

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Arizona republican., 1900-11-09
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Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

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Arizona republican., 1900-11-09
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Arizona republican., 1900-11-09

Ira5nuch as everything relating to Jle n-w king and queen of Italy is necessarily of interest aMke at home and abroad, l may mer.ion tral- Vic tor Emmanuel in speaking '-,f the quG-n invariably refers to her as mia mos- lie (my wife) while the queen, when speaking of the k;r.g, either speaks of him as mic marito" (my hustund) or else by his Christian name, Vittorio.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13
PORTO RICO FEELS THE OPPRESSOR,
Mckiniey's Evasion of Congress
Will is Deliberate Fraud.
CBy James Creelman.)

Cleveland, IO-(Speciai.)-Thk cold
y. D.ooded fraud practiced by the McKin-
lev administration upon the helpless
people of Porto Rico was revealed today
by an American gentleman who has
lust returned from the island, and who
has had greater opportunities for know
ing the facts than any man outside OF
Governor Allen and General Davis.
The representative government pro-
vided for Porto Rico by congress does
not exist, and the administration Of
the island is in a state of anarchy. No
attempt to elect a legislature has been
made. The executive council has only
met once. for the sole purpose of TAX
ng the oaths and organizing. There
is no law-making body in existence.
Governor Allen is simply carrying out
q government under the authority Of
ne military orders issued before the
so-calIed civil government was estab-
lished. New taxes are imposed upon
the people by the mere order Of. Treas
urer Hollander. Leading Porto Ricans
who have Qemanueu tLdI IHC IeSASIo III :
should be at once elected to provide
for taxation and appropriations have
been told Governor Allen finds all the
authority needed in the military law,
which is binding until the Porto Rican
legislature modifies or repeals it.
In other words, the pretended civil
government is really military gov
ernment carried on by civilians in plain
defnance of the intent of the will of
congress.
Governor Allen has caused it to be
understood that no change VIII pe
made in the situation until after the
nresidential election in the United
States. He is exercising the power and
applying the methods of military des-
nrf and renders no account Of the reve-
nues or expenditures of the government
to the people.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13
DELAYING HIS JAWS.

Shark stories, with some reason, are
commonly received with incredulity. A
well authenticated anecdote, however,
is told of DR.. Frederic Hill, an English
surgeon of distinction.
A man fell overheard in the Indian
ocean and almost into a sharks mouth.
Hill, who was standing close to the
rail, grabbed Delaying pin and without
hesitation jumped in to save the sailor.
The great brute was just turning on
his back to bite. when Hill drove the
Delaying pin right through both jaws.
Both men were got on board again un-
harmed.
Perhaps that fellow won't want an
pther toothpick. Has any one got a
clean shirt to lend? This was my
last," were the only words of the res
cuer.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13
SENATOR GORMAN FOR BRYAN,
Maryland Leader VIII Support The
Democratic Candidate

Washington, D. .-(SpeciaI)-Fx-
Senator Arthur Pue German of Marv-
land was in communication with friends
in Washington today and not only con.
frmed the report that he is going to
become one of the active managers of
Mr.. Bryan's campaign in the east brt
expressed the belief that Mr.. BRYAN win
be elected. He is satisfied bevo,o
question, so he told a prominent locar
democrat over the long-distance te1a-
phone, that Mr.. Bryan has aIraod,,
won Maryland, West Virginia and Dei.
aware three states that cast +bai,-
electoral votes for Mckinley in 1Sqe
and that he stands better than a f7e,+-
ing chance of Carrying the state of Nav,
York.
Senator German believes that If only,
requires hard and conscientious ,,,o.I-
IN the part oS the democratic natioS,,9
committee and a sufficient insiobt 80
current events to take advantage of -. 10
arything that is favorable to tba -.
ocratic ticket to win complete victo-I- 1,---
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

The biggest orchard in South Da-
kota is owned and managed by Mrs.
Laura A. Alderman. 1t covers $50 acres
and contains. 5000 trees, besides currant
and gooseberrS. bushes and grape vinei
and three acres>pf strawberries.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

= The supervisors OF Knox county have
called a special election to vote on the
relocation of the county seat for Sep
tember 25. Niobrara, Bloomfield and
The Center are in this race, being the
three highest at the first election.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

John Plough, a farm hand working
for William Brown of ChappeA, has
been arrested for horse stealing.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

James Wood, an Omaha Indian, was
almost cut to pieces on the reservation
near Lyons by white man with whom
he became involved in drunken quar-
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

Twelve-year-old William Weston Of
Holmesville had his right hand badly
injured in a corn shelter and narrowly
escaped losing his whole arm.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

Little David Edison of Wolbach ate
toadstools, which his mother mistook
for mushrooms, and died in frightful
agony.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

A burglary was committed at Be
atrice and when bloodhounds were put
on the trail they piloted the posse to
the house of a hitherto respectable and
respected citizen. They were drawn on
and started again, but pulled up at
the same house
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

Beatrice observed Labor day by clos
ing all the banks and public offices.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

Ministers of the Christian church have
begun a ten days series of revival
meetings at Trenton.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

Reed Newton of Beatrice had hi
hand bandly lacerated at the Demp
Eter mill.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

Fred Bradley of Butte, who is charged
with rape and who escaped from the
Jail, has been recaptured.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

The total Nebraska rainfall for the
month of August was 9:07 inches. This
is a record breaker, the greatest previ-
BUS rainfall for this month being 5.51.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

Mrs. Chris Hendrickson Of Kelso COM
mitted suicide by drowning herself in
six inches of water.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

The democrats and populists will con-
Fene at Clarkson on September 19.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

]. Limans of Holmesville found
burglar in his room, and before the
fellow could escape he fired several
shots. none of which took effect.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

John Plum, an old settler living near
Columbus, was run down by train at
that place and severely injured.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

Clinton Konkright of Hastings is un-
der arrest, charged with statutory as
sault.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

The old settlers picnic at Humboldt
swas' a great success.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

Fred Hartwick of Firth fell from his
horse and injured his spine so badly
that he will die.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

Travelling men were the 'whole
works" at the Grand Island fair.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

George Kroblin of Norfolk took tea
spoonful of carbolic acid by mistake for
medicine This is the third accident
from carbolic acid in Norfolk and vi
cinity within a week.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1900-09-13

Harvard was struck by cold wave,
the thermometer dropping to A degrees.