The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1900-03-07
General News IteE's.
Women are seldom Indifferent;

- Women are seldom Indifferent;
they citber love or hate
- The successful man knows how
to risk his capital at the right time.
- The clephanti is called the greatest
beast in tie world-yet he abhors to-
bacco.
It is stated that 1000 Mormons
will leave Utah and settle colony in
Wyoming.
y good business man never
makes useless acquaintance or tell
business lies.
= Kissing aids digestion. says
Delaware physician. And thus am
other foe threatens to ruin the pro-
prictary medicine industry.
- Faith in Gods infinite love is the
only ocean whith is deep enough to
drown every trouble.
Mcn who stamp around among
the stars in the pulpit are not muc h
account in hclrApg people toward heav-
-''I wonder if angels smokc? re-
marked Mcersham, as he filed his
pipe and applied match. Il think
not, replied Mrs. Mcersham, "but
according to tradition the other fell
lows do
NJ. B. Smith, Butternut, Mich, says
"DeWitt's Little Early Riscrs are the
very best pills | ever used for costive-
ness, liver and bowel troubles. Evans
!, Pharmacy.
- Ministcr-"I didn't see you at
church yesterday, Thomas" Thomas
-"Well, you see, it was such a wet
day it wasn't fit to turn out dog in.
But / sent the wife, sir.
- "But he that doeth wrong shall
receive for the wrong he hath done;
and there is no respect of persons. "
Sin does not pay. Everybody knows
that. Then, why don't you quit it
and get at something better?
Sour storiacil, fullness after eating,
fatulence are all caused by imperfect
digestion. Prickly Ash Bitters cor
rects the disorder at once, drives out
badly digested food and tones the
stomach, liver and bowels. Sold by
Evans Pharmacy
= In Germany potato bread is used
by the natives of Thuringia to feed
their horses, especially when they
are worked hard in very cold wealth
cr. The animals thrive on it, and
their health and strength arc excel.
lent.
- Master Meadow Pop, I wish
you'd buy me bicycle. Farmer
Meadow-Can't afford that, my boy
but never mind, the rext time we have
any tools to sharpen III rig up saddle
so you can turn the grindstone will
your feet.
Mrs. Harriet Evans, Hinsdale, III.
writes, Il never fail to relieve my
children from Group at once by, usine
One Minute Cough Cure. I woult
not feel safe without it." Quickly
cures coughs, colds, grippe and al
throat and lung diseases. Evan
Pharmacy
II love you ve,y much, papa,
said fivc-year-old Willie, as he crawlet
up on his fathers knee "And Ilov,
you, too, Willie, when you are good,
replied the father. But, papa,
continued the little fellow, not to b.
outdone, 'I love you just the SAM
! N when you ain't no good
Rev. w. E. Sirzer, W. Cation, NY.
writes, IT had dyspepsia over twent,
years, and tried doctors and medicine
without benefit. I was persuaded t.
use Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and it help
ed me from the start. believe it T.
be panacea for all forms of indiges
ton" It digests what you cat. Evan
Pharmacy
"How many girls did you max
love to before you met me2" demand
ed Mrs. Wick Sem, at the close Of he
long TRADE. sTwelve!" groaned he
husband Butt never counted then
up until it was too late!''
-" What's the difference between
wit ard hnmor?" "Tf man say
humorous things about you, it make
you laugh; if he says witty thing