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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
HOW is THIS. MIR uARNHANt

Franklin Fl. Griggs, is, the Globe be-
IeVes, the full name of the present first
assistant Of City Attorney James e.
Markham That particular one of Mr..
Markham assistants appeared yester-
day in the district court before Judge,
Otis, as attorney for Joseph ]. McCardg
In his contest to hold on to his. office
as city comptroller for the next two
years. 1t was not as. the representative
of the city attorneys. office. that this
man. Griggs, appeared as Mr.. McCardy's,
attorney. He appeared presumably under
private retainer.
The charter of the city of st. Paul
makes certain provisions, regarding, the
office held by Mr.. Griggs. and specifies
certain conditions. under which it must
be held. One, of these is. enbodied in
the following provision of law:
1T is made the duty of the corpora
lion attorney and the first assistant 10.
give their entire professional time and
attention TO the discharge of the duties
OF their respective offices at the CITY
hall, or at such other places. as the com
for
Mr.. GrIggs draws each mon h. from the
city treasury the sum of $2OS33 for the
discharge of the. duties to which the
chatter says he shall give his entire pro-.
fessionol time and attention. There are.
a good many ADLER andi more. experienced.
attorneys. IL this. town than he who
would be, very glad to. obey the require
ments Of the law and give their exclu-
siVe attention to: the duties of first as
sistant city attorney if the appointment
We're bestowed on them, even at a salary
considerably less than the $500 which
Mr.. Gliggs draws annually.
Ma. Griggs Is comparatively young and.
inexperienced as lawyer but he has.
had Il large and varied experience IS a
partisan politician. He has won consld-
erab.e note by his bitterness in that re-
lauon.. and. he sustalns his reputation In
that respect quite ably in the course
he has pursued and sought to pursue in
his. illegal character as private counsel
for ] J. McCardy.
There would be but little use In di-
uscting MIR. Griggs. attention TO the pro-
vision Of charter law which requires him
20 give his entire professional time. and.
attention to the duties of his office, for
Ecsuples In any direction which. might
Interfere with the successful assertion Of
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13


come, bud we're is Otto?" He LATED in
meIn face yet
You are misunderstanding. dot IS der
Row name Of desc bukkies, ottomitb,rp-
pies"
on. jai' I set, you must excuse me
L hat bin a Chakfe all mein life ON der
oceans vert We don't see Sutch dings ITnd
ven L lefdt Chermany We did nod half
sutch vaggius und bukkies alreadtv vet
80 We fell in. und alder der parade
Chorge waited for me ind We. sthoppcd
und hat some peer und send wiches. nit
der Herr BurgOmeister und Won or two
T. odder chentlemans whose names 1 haf
yust ad dis minute forgodden Alder dot
Nos Offer Chorge vent to inspection der
drainftch CANAL und invitatioued me to go
NIT him. as he wanted to spheak a few
words to me on the keViet
We disembarked on Won of dose Ieetils
sea boads uEd SO soon as We got sthart-
ed. ChorGe took me aroundt behindt der
Neei houses we're We nat a leelle schnapps
und den he asket me vot der oudtloofy
Vos in der NoTdvest aboudt dot president
. hitzness. Vot We hat all read b0udt vet vot
III says IN der bapers. l gOnsultatioued
nit him und he set he would bin frank
ness nit me Und say dot vie he hat
been on der sthOrmy oceans all his life
yet he field he cOuidt run sutch "a sim
bHctdy chOb. as PRESIDENT. All he would
Like Vos chance adj Id. VOnce ind Of no
couldt nod hendei Id der feerst time H..
Youldt nod esk dot We re-elegtioE him lie
showed vot he could do ad Manila, all
dot Vos necessity vos der chance und re
demonstratonc't dot he could didid L.
"Of course" he set, YOU Know j. am
counting on your CEermans to helb oudt
! Ike der Chelman, dots Wy [ hat been
sltch. effusiveness init you und dock you
Cudt bchimlt der Veel house aheadt of all
der NEWSPAPER rebortcrs und brominential
beopel on b0ardt Of dis schib. Now. vile
l haf not sphoken to mein wife abOuGt
Id. l dink she would haf no. OpCheckiou5
Ito your LOGGING alder my inderesds ia
Senk Paul und MINNEAPOLIS. L0og der
sroundt ofer und communication mit me
in Washington! Noch elm schnapps und
den We will join der barty in frondt."
Der atmiraI vOs very rnutch impress
stoned init der drainitch CANAL und dit
he know dot der va1er Vos. 80 pIuc una
vet he would hat returned home fon Ma
Mia nit IS badd1e shibs via der CANAL
AS Id vOs necessity for me to dake my
departure 1 vos Obliged tC refusal his in
vitationing to go nit him b. Senk Louis.
j shook haBts- NIT him uud he yispercG In
nIeITl ear. dot Vot ne set, [ should. keeb
unter mein hat und nod sphring 1t I'm
CheecowgO. Den he made salutings at me
und I mate mein escabe.
-Budveisec.
(Per II. WeisenbuUgerJ
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13

chewss an they'll be places where a man
can be took whin he gets tn monkeys
frm immordhrate atm TIL sojers II
complain that tn liquor was unfit to
dhrink an they'll be inquiries to find
out who sold eInbamHfIn' flood to tn
ARMY. Poor people IL have simple
meals-p'rhaps a bucket iv beer an
little crane de mint an yen r-read in
tn pa-apers about a poor family found
starvin' tn North side. with nav
thin to sustain life but wan small bot
tie w gin, while tn head ~ tn family. a
man well known to tn polls, spends his
wages In low dOggery or bakeshOp
1uddlln his brains with custard pie TIL
Erich IL inthrajoOse novelties P'raps
they'll top Off a fine dinner with a little
hasheesh or proosic acid. Tn timeu
come whin yen see me In a white car
fryin' a cocktail over cooksthove, while
Niger hollers to me: Dhraw a stock
Nv Scotch, and 1 holler back: ON tn
fire. Ye will not"
That's what 1 thought" said Mr.
Hennessy
No" said Mr.. DooIey. Whisky wud-
dent be so much iv a luxury II twas
more iV necessity. I don't believe. it's
a food. though whin me frind Schwartz
me1ster makes a cocktail all it needs is a
few noodles to look like d billed dinner
no WHISKY amt food. I think betther
w 1t thin that. I wudden't insult It be
pitcln 1t on the same low plane as a
lobster salad. Father Kelly puts II
. r-rlBht, an years go by without him
lookin' on 1T even at Halloween 'Whfs-
Ky says be, is called tn divle because.
he says, tbs wan Nv tn fallen angels
he says. 1t has its place he says. but
IT'S place Is not in mans head SAYS
he. 1t ought to be tn reward tv action
not tn cause " it. lie says It's f'r tn
end " tn day, not tn beginnin'.' he saws
Hot whisky is good FIR q cold heart. an
no whisky's good fr a hot head he saws.
III mfnytt a man relies on II FIR a
cruthch he loses tn use " his legs IT'S
a bad thing to stand on a good thing to
sleep on. good thing to talk on. a bad
thing to think on. IL IT'S in tn head in
IN mornin' It ought not to be In tn
mouth at night. II it laughs in We
drink; If it weeps swear Off It makes
some men talk like good women an some
women talk like bad men 1t IS a Twin
fr orators an tn death Nv booltkeepers
1t doesn't sustain life. but. whin taken
hot with wather, lump iv sugar. a piece
iv limon peel. an Just tn dustin iv a
nutmeg crater, 1t makes life sustaina-
ble."'
Dye think ye'ersllf it sustains Hfe?.
asked Mr.. Hennessy.
1T has sustained mine fr NANNY
years. said Mr.. Dooley.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
SOCIAL CONDITIONS In KENTUCKY.

SOCIAL CONDITIONS In KENTUCKY.
Friends and enemies alike in politics adj
NIT that Senator Lindsay, of Kentucky.
is one o. the leading minds of the nres-
eht United States senate. He is. at once.
q scholar philosopher and a profound
;urist. While he has always been an m
compromising Republican, there never has
been shown any disposition. among the
dominant element of Kentucky society to,
treat him as otherwise than, an honorable.
man, whose political predictions are.
pure and simple the fruit of settled con.
viction.
Senator Lindsay has contributed a.
striking article to. the current number of
the International Monthly, new neos-
zine OF contemporary thought and Of
high literary order. recently establishes.
in New York. Senator Lindsaysi article
Is entitled Social Conditions In Ken
lucky and IS In the. nature OF 20.
Spouse to the inquiry whether there is
anything in the peculiar social charactc,
and conditions in Kentucky tending to. OK.
plain the occurrences of the last fe,,
months in connection with the state eiee.
ton.
The inquiry IS pursued with the great
ability which Is conceded to. Senator
Lindsay. 1t is a searching investigation
into the habits and customs and. mental
ard moral characteristics of the, Ken.
lucky people as revealed by their origin
the sources from which the population OF
the state has: been drawn and the in
fiuenees which have been at work In.
shaping Kentucky character during the
century and a. quarter in which. is. incl,a-
ed the growth of the state.
There is no. better or purer America,
stock than that represented By the peo
pie of Kentucky. The. entire history of
the settlement Of the state shows that
the strain is distine lively British; with. an
intermiNfure of Northern Irish. In 1872:
says Senator Lindsay, Kentucky. was
strictly speaking, an AmeEicanlzcd Brit
ish state. The people were as Thoroughly
Norman and Saxon by descent as they
were, thoroughly American in their prefer.
ence for American over British institu-
tionss. The lapse of a hundred years has
werked no material changes in, the blood
Of the Kentucky population. The mem
bership, of the FHson Club, the repre-
sentative Kentucky historical society,
which in 1882 approximared in number
69e, names contained less than tweut,,
that were not distinctly English, Scotch
Welsh or Irtsh.'''
This Is the population from which the
singular Developments Of character dis
played ia the mountain districts, of the
state have sprung. Force and violence
have attended their. discharge of the
duties of citizenship. and personal yeR-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
WHAT THE GODS ]

WHAT THE GODS REALLY NEED.
The resolution introduced in the house
of representatives by Congressman Rich
ardson. of Tennessee, providing for the
admission into the United States free Of
duty of sugar and molasses, and every
thing entering into the manufacture Of
sugars, coming from Porto Rico. and
Cuba, has been killed by the ways and
means committee of the house The rea-
son given for this action is that the Re
publican leaders. do not propose to amend
the tariff laws at ALI during this session
Of congress.
Mr.. Richardson's resolution was in
tended to give the people some. relief
from the exactions of the sugar trust,
but the Republican leaders and directors,
say that the people shall not be afforded
such relief, and that the sugar trust, to
which they appear to be under bond,
must have it's pound Of flesh. 1t is time
that the gods throw out their old-fash-
Toned, slow-moving mills and install q
roller-process plant on the Olymplan
TOWNSHIP. What the. gods need Is some
thing that will grind equally as fine and
a great deal faster than their ancient
mills.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
women WAC shonld Not slarry.

The woman who proudly declares that.
she cannot even hem a pocket handlxer-
chief, never made up a bed in her life,
and adds with a shipper that she's been
ia society ever since she was fifteen. "
should not marry. And there are others:
Ehe woman who, would rather nurse a
pug dog than a baby.
The woman who wants to refurnish her
house every spring.
The womaR who, buys for the mere.
pleasure Of buying:
The woman who, thinks men are angels,
and demigods.
The woman who would rather die than
wear a bonnet two. seasons. Old.
The. woman who thinks that the cook
and the. nurse. can keep house
The. woman wfle. buys bric-a-bFac FOR
the paFlor and hoFEowS kitchen uteasils
from her Eeighberss
The woman who wants things luSt be-
cause other women have them.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
GeteheIF. last Chance.

Both Sides
Since election Chief Getcheu Ia putting
on the screws, descending to petty spite
work. because he sees his finish when
Mayor Smith grasPs the. helm June 8.
Patrolmen have been notified to keep a.
sharp eye on the saloons after m!dnight.
and insist On almost faneEeal quiet. The
GIohe Is handing 1t to him hard
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
Fnir Warning.

Ibe- Snlaft Set.
The Husband-Bfy dear, near that BlE.
IIighhyer is. flirting with you.
Tbe Wife-Wei. what of it?
The Husband-O.. nothing. Only. when
he. gets tired of IL. don't come TO. me and
expect to be sympatbized with
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
Two of the. same.

{ indianapolis journal.
DO you believe that man Is 1OSH'
Nav; men who. have an ambition to
be. considered old: are as unEel1abhs as
women who want to be thought young,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
History ReDeated.

New York World.
Gov Roosevelt is in Washington with
Hanna and Mckinley. Is it case Of Md
homet going to the mountains?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
Thus Doing No Injury.

St. Louis Republic.
Mark Hanna promises that the Repub-
lican party will oppose all trust combina-
tions which it considers injurious Now is
the time for wise trusts to contribute lib
orally to the Republican slush-fund.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
Teddx,a Troubles.

New York Journal
The declarations of Gov. Roosevelt to.
get into-.th collar with Mckinley have
deteriorated from lurid observation to ar
gument, and from argument to prayer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
sn.ech nestored by EIeetrIe shook

Chattanooga (Tenn.) Times.
H. T. SteGey, a venerable wagonmaker
OF Rising FaWn, Ga. was stricken with
paralysis ten years ago, and lost his pow
ep Of speech. Monday Mr.. Steffy was
called upon to do some work which in
VOWED the handling Of electrical appara-
tus. and received, through the accident.
quite, severe shock. Great was his sur
prise to find that the electrical stroke
had restored his speech. A first his ut
tcraBces were imperfect. but they eontin-
ued Improving. 50 that now he has COM
pietcly Ue5ained bis voice. ~
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
Anything for FaeificatIOn.

NIICdBO INcCVf u.
Regina, cook says. dinner was late be
cause the kitchen clock Is out of order"
well. lend her your gold watch, Rod
afY;- we. can't have her getting mad and
going off right in the, middle Of house
cleaning"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
4 study in MIsceIIany.

Detroit Free Press.
"Eave you seen Flossie 3 spring suit"
No; Is it pretty"
well, she looks as If she had fitted
herself out at one of these rummage
sales
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING
Point to II Cuban Ring

Indianapolis Sentinel.
And now developments point to a Cuban
ring organized for the purpose Of a whole
sale robbery. Well is that as bad as the
Mark Hanna trust ring which goes down
into the pocket of every American C til.
zen?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
TODAY IN ST. PAUL.

EXTRAORDINARY Rag Baby" S:l5.
GISAND-"K Kidnapped in New York Sis
Baseball Lexington park 3. p. M.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
AZ 1t would Anacnr.
ashington Times.

Washington Times.
Mr. Mckinley and Mr.. Hay must rea IL :
that to take the proposed sneak cut of
Turkey and. to- turn over our troubles
there to the German government, W Ul,1
be neither nice nor wise.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
Didn,t Take 1t All.

Washington Post.
There is mitigating circumstance Ill
the case of former Capt Carter. He took
only $2,000,000i when there, was more to, be:
had.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13

Under a strict Interpretation of the
Monroe doctrine it may become necessary
to, remove the Philippine islands over
between. Porto Rico, and Cuba
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
As 1t Appears.
Boston Herald.

Boston Herald.
Gov Taylor, of Kentucky. seems to
think there's: no place like away from
home until the trouble blows over.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
Strange.
Chicago Jour-

Chicago Journal.
Some of the parties and individuals that
Mr. Hanna subsidies would. like the mon
ey as well as the reputation.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
PRINTED, FOR FUN.
The Inevitable Inference.

The IneVItRbIe InKcrence.
. The Smart Set.
Mrs. Browne-Stone-My present hus-
band reminds me so much of my first
one.
MRS. e-Smith-W hats the matter
. with him"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13

And now Great Britain, is complaining
of Americas hostility In the South Afri-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
Ready for the Next.

Washington Post.
We infer from the requests Of Gen.
Young. that Aguinaldo has fully recovered
from his last death.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
As Brutal MS Bagan,s Case.

Baltimore American.
Capt Chadwick Is. to be punished WITH
terrible severity. He, is to spend the sum
mer ia Newport
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
Something Else i'm View

New York Mail and. Express.
Mr.. Pingreez has not executed his spec
tacular flop merely on. account of its hY
gienic effects,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
Can It Pc Possible :

Philadelphia Ledger.
AS a war secretary Lansdo~ne, Il app
pears, out Algers, Alger.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
RIVER BULLETIN.
tDAY'S' TEMPERATURES.

Il
River forecast till p. m. Monday: The
Mississippi will remain stationary or fall
slightly in the vicinity of St Paul
NESTER IA VIC nLrAII2IrIl A TIL, Nc.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
OCEAN LINERS.

washington time a p. m. st. PAUL.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
ST. PAUL.

Yesterdays observations, taken by the
United States, weather bureau, St Paul,
Z. F.. Lyons observer, for the twenty
four hours ended at Z O'Clock last night.
barometer corrected for temperature
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13

ness of corn is due to. the absence. from,
Kentucky of number of colonies, Thus
reducing the demand for the Juice OF the
grain
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13

Andrew Carnegie ard john W. Gates
can now take in. the side shows at the
Paris exposition. The senate has de-
cided that the government IS not to. have
an armor plant,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota Thunder storms Sunday and
probably Monday; cooler in southern and
western portions; brisk south to- west
winds.
Iowa-Fair in eastern; thunder storms
and cooler in western portion Sunday;
Monday thunder storms and cooler;
south to west winds.
North Observation-Disclosures storms. and
much cooler Sunday; Monday fair; west
erly winds
South Dakota-Thunder storms and
cTly winds.
Wisconsin-Fair In eastern; thunder
storms and cooler in western portion
Sunday; Monday thunder storms and
cooler; brisk south to west winds.
Montana - Showers Sunday; Monday
fair; westerly winds.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13

- - "a , w - -
(Per Il. WeisenburserJ
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13

The Filipino junta at Hong Kong an
nounees that the insurgents will reopen
active hostilties as soon as the, rainy
season begins. 1t must have. been rain
ing in the, Philippines continuously dur
ing the stay of Gen. Otis there,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-13

Mrs. Reading. of Wiliiamsport. Pa. has
decided that marriage is not a failure.
A jury has awarded her $4,000. damages.
for alienation Of the. affections of. her
husband by another woman.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-03-06
ESTIMATES ABOUT READY
MONEY VOTES FROM COUNCIL
OF STATE.
Needs of Various Departments to be
Discussed Tomorrow-Will Take
Place of Legislature.

Ministers Mott-Smith, Damon and
Young will tomorrow present to the
Cabinet their estimates of urgent re-
quirements in the way of finances in
their respective departments. The es-
Inmates will be looked over, approved
and embodied in a bill which will be
submitted to the Council of State. 1t
is expected that the Council will pass
the bill, whereupon it will be submitted
to President Mckinley for approval.
Then the money thus appropriated will
be available, and the business of the
offices may go ahead
Mr.. Damon, Minister of Finance, is
the father of this idea. 1t has as it's
object the supplying of funds for run
ming the government between now and
the time of legislature. The ministry
is of the opinion that the legislature
will not be organized and ready for
business before next fall.
Attorney-General Cooper needs no
money in his department, on account
of the ruling that the current appro-
priations duplicated themselves in case
of lapse of the Legislature. In the
other departments, however, money
over and above the legislative estimates
of 1898 is required. In the department
of Foreign Affairs there is large item
for Increased educational expenses. In
| the Interior department is the excess
of work that must be completed, part
of which is under the old loan act In
the Finance department is the excess
in the Post Office, Customs and other
bureaus made necessary by the increase
of business in the period.
| With the Attorney General it is a bit
different. While there is a need for in
crease in the police department there
is way to move along for time with
out it. The courts need money, but this
is provided for in the duplication idea
almost up to the full requirements.
The approval of the Act by President
Mckinley will make the money imme
diately available and will place all of
the departments in good shape.