The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-03-27

| Little boy-Pop, what Is Con ferencep
Little boys pop-Conferen my son, Is
| gathering Of preachers to find out how
| much some church is willing to pay each
| fellow; also to See how much money he
] has raised this year, how much he Is going
| to raise next year, and to Ascertain II his
trado Is congenia!.
A successful preacher is a man with
college education. His hair parted In the
middle, white neck tic, square tailed
cont, and u reputation for making church
improvements and raising money.
Formally Is wearing other peoples
clothes Whistler they flo or not
Short Is n paradox. He's long anu
short Poor Short.
A good many preachers ought to have
been gluss blowers, Our bottles would
have been larger.
l suppose Elsmcre people feel very
Frenchy with Brother France.
Formally In the church Is driving In
tho rut some other fellows wagon has
made.
on co knew preacher who took for his
text, Ecclej II, 3: Then advertised his
subject for sunday night Starting
saw mill"
Dawson is ono Of the coolest and also
ono off, e worst cities in tho country.
Poor Wesley. Pity them.
ST. PnuPs it seems have nothing to
bother them they are always Murray.
With Graco's Baker and A>bury's Fryer
the preachers ought to DO well fed.
; Preachers notice tc church delegations.
If you ain't got any money you needn't
como around.
How would it do to auction off the
preachers,
Here's that fellow from little Chester
John you ought to have been ship mas.
tor You would know how to Rigg-cr.
Why IS that fellow from Delmar like a
razor Hes Sharp. Shake Brother.
Methodist preachers are migratory an
finals.
Has Hanna gone out OF tho show busi-
ness hats the matter with Hanna
Harrison street people look sort OF
Courso-y looking.
Bishop to prcacher-How many souls
have been added to your church this year?
Brother preacher-T mo and my
wife.
Bishop-How many have withdrawn.
Preacher Two, the other follow and his
wife.
What preacher is like good pie crust,
tho same old saw, Ssh o-r-t.
1t viii not DO long anil tho preachers
Guty will include a report to tho Confer
once on the theatricals of the church.
Whatis he name Of tho presiding elder
Of this district Watt did you say:
A man or woman In the church with
out Christ Is poor excuse for Il Christian
What's the use Of Asbury people Grove.
Ing about IL,
Whnl Wilmington preacher is the long
and the short of it.
b. City Court Cases.
John Cunningham. George Payton, Ed
ward Rash and " lillian Bradley were ar
raiGnod before Judge Ball in tho Munich
pal Court last evening, charged with
stealing property from T., W. Il 3. freight
cars. They wore h Id for IA further hear.
ing. PdytOn WAS held on another charge
for stealing wheat from The cars of the
Wilmington and Northern ltairoad
John Evans, coloro2, who has pen
chant for chlckons, WAS held in 800 bail
for tho Upper Court. Tho evidence was
dicumstaniui, but his previous record for
chickens that belonged to his ncighbors,
fixed his business.
Domnick Lnnrackcr, charged with re-
ceiying stolen goods, was held tor further
hearing.
Inc following cases were tried THIS
morning:
Joseph Kinscr charged with disorlerly
conduct and pulling a dear little knife
on James Singer, was fined 80 and COS 5.
Angus us Mordgran charged by Officer
Gallon with vAErancv, who said his homo
was in 3lookiyn. n. ", was fined 81 and
costs,
Theodore Gibson c0lored stranger
from Maryland, who was caught stealing
ride on the outside of one Of The cars IN
the T., W. 4 Railroad early this morn.
ing, was taken off tho train ut tho depot.
According to Gibson $ story he purchased
Il ticket nj Aberdeen, Nd, for Pcrryville,
but slightly mixed after selling + ducks
in Aberdeen and got on tho wrong train
and place for first class passengers to ride.
lle was llnod s. aud costs.
William Baglcy was charged by his
mo her with being disorderly and annoy
ing her He WAS placed undor n pc ACC
bond Of 500 not to MODEST her in tho fu-
ture,