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The St. Mary banner., 1900-12-22
LIST OF JURORS.

List III Grand Jurors selected by the
Jury Commissioners of - '...sh of st.
Mary in obedience CIDER issued by
His Honor. A c. Alien, Judge of the
23rd judicial District Court of LOu-
iSiana, to sclvc for the six months,
beginning the l4th day CT January. 1901 3.
and in accordance with Act No. 135 of
the General Assembly of Louisiana, APP
-ilruInn .tilN I:th lS.%.
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Ch, OF course, oar consular saia-
rles are SO miserable that no one can
afford TO tnke them. Probably that
IS why there a.e seycral thousand
applications on hand for ti.eu.
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An attractive woman thrivco IN
food and sunshine, with plenty of % soOu
cise IN the open air. Her form plo~.
with health and he: face blooms with % it,
beauty. When troubled with cos,ivs
habit, she takes few doses of HE.RpIyrp
70 cleanse her system of all mpnrit;os
frlcc, % cents. For sale by T. -
Borah, Baldwin, La.
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Praise the bridge that carries You oyer
either Hood or cough. BALLARD'S s
HOREHOCND SYRUP has brought so
many over throat aud lung troubles, such
as coughs, colds, bronchitis, etc. that its
praises a4o sung everywhere. Price 25
and 90 cents. For safe by l.. G. Borah,
Baldwin, La.
The St. Mary banner., 1900-12-22

TABLER'S BUCKEYE PILE ONT.
MENT has been thoroughly tested for
many years, aud IS positive cure for
this most distressing and embarrassing Of
troubles. Price, 50 cents in hotties.
Tubes Is cents
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NNarll.

List Of Petit Jurors drawn by the Jury
Commissioners of the Parish of st.
Mary, Louisiana. in obedience to an oI-
der issued hy his Honor, A. c. Allen,
Judge, to serve at The January jury term
Of The 23rd Judicial District Court. 1901, 3,
and in accordance with Act No. 135 of
the General Asst nlhly Of Louisiana, APP
proved July. 18th, 1898.
List NJ. /, Petit Jurors. drawn for the
week beginning January 14th, 1901:
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$500.

N1VU.
DIR. r. Detchon's Anti Diuretic.
May be worth 10 you more than
SlOO If you have 4 child who soils
bedding from incOntenence of
water during sleep. Cures old
and young alike. 1t arrests the
trouble at once. 81. Sold by A.
4. Erere Druggists. Franklin. La.
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Y. r. SMl1Es COLLEGE, LEXINGTON. ",

"~~<re '..ujSse>.,;:s a'..s investing r.. 80 :
to 500 fev tuition: board. etc. have ssen So
tor posltions - EcokSsccsrs. SNncgraphef' -
eaphers. and now reesre from $ooot2 $500
hi' graduates. n,Q9IEz1 recsl'si metal:S lS,n| : Y
Worlds EvpositionSsshd refers TO shc1sanas = IN
se'''ul S'Adua'es. NAl.Sxt 'sis es''1yLp|
most influen;ia! C..lssc. >Ns> s:a:icn. ~
suf fof reference. Read .srtisensht~tpT n
ssars sddres. oniy W. K smith. Lssht'~
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n nm YEARLY to Christian man
A4ul or woman to look after our
UVVXl growing business in this

AID adjoining tonnlies' 20 &C, as Man
a9er and Correspondent; wofk can bs
done TT your home, Enclose seif-ai.
dressed. stamped envelope for particu-
lars to II. A. Sherman, General Nun.
aser, Corcoran building, opposite United
s'pte> Treasury, Washington, d, G..
The St. Mary banner., 1900-12-22

Worms take relays il he small intes.
tines, where they can easily muit;p,y.
WHITES CREAM VERMIFUGE will
destroy these parasites. The verdict of
the pe,p,S tells plainly how we'll it has
succeeded: Price, "a cea.s. For sale
by l.. &: Borah, Baidw ip.
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ard.
Ward

Li>t No. ?. T,tit .!urors. drawn for The
week beginning January 2lsr, 1901:
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
NEWsY cLsANlNos.

Cables report that English pastures arc
IN poor condition.
Plans are in progress for aR exposition
a. Charleston, y. G..
Lord Roberts has established a wocily
Ealt-holiday ut Bloemlontoin.
benjamin franklin, ofWhite Cloud, KAN.
has Just been granted 4 pension.
Present prices on canned corned beef are
reported to be below the cost Of packing.
shortage OF coal is reported at Pitts.
burg, Penn, due to strikes OF coal miners.
The number OF Europeans in the Ger
man Camoroons has doubled In Eve years.
London is likely to lose its Thames pas
senger steamer service, which has become
Improbable.
An exhaustive exhibit OF United States
hostage stamps is being prepared for the
Paris Exposition.
Because girls devote too much time to
gossip men will replace them as operators
In Paris telephone stations.
The corporation OF Glasgow has by a
large majority decided not 10 allow ad.
vertisements In It's tramcOrs.
The Postoface Department has made
arrangements for providing a first-clnss
money order system for Cape Nome, ALASKA.
lue Nultdu OF 1ufkty dAlleu 10 ASIA
Minor Ebuzzia Tewak, distinguished
writer, for writing a letter displeasins to
him.
II is propo5ed to make the salary OF the
Director OF the Census 1880 and to create
q superintendent OF printing for tue cen.
sus, at S250O salary.
It is proposed to bulda suspended bridge
at Duluth. MINI, over the ship canal,
similar TO that over the Seine at Rouen.
The city power-house Is to supply the cur
rent,
1t Is claimed that the longest train on
record has just been hauled by Canadian
Pacific Railway locomotive, seventy-one
loaded cars being hauled distance Of 123
miles in five hours.
Emperor William OF Germany has. ap.
proved the plans for the restoration Of the
ancient Roman castle near Wlesbaden
called '"The SaalbUrg." 1t will be used as
Amuseum for Roman antiquities.
Tho Massachusetts House has voted, by
a majority OF ten, to limit the liability far
contempt OF court to acts committed in
the presence OF the court, or so uehr It as
to interfere with couts proceedings.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
CYCLING NOTES.

Big match races will DO the feature Of the
season.
One ot the strongest arguments against
woman riding Da the trolt snGt OF n
tandem is that 1t /, tho place Ot danger in
case OF a mishap.
The expectation ~ American bicycles
has diminished iu the last two or tbreo
years, and that Gt tue Gcrmau article has
steadily Increased.
Archie McEacherD, the cyclor, will make
Philadelphia his headquarters this year.
McEachern viii cbnIlonge all Of tho fast
men, including Eddie Med uhee and Jimmy
Michael.
Weekly race meets win be the rule with
nearly every cycle track IN tho country,
owing 70 the success attained by several
promoters last year Ia promoting regular
list OF events.
Harry Fixes has written from France
saying that tho number Of different models
of motor cycles which he has seen in that
country Is greater than he had ever
thought could bo manufactured.
Divisions OF the T.. A. W. have secured
the passage OF sidepath laws Ia New York,
Pennsylvania, Ohio aud Oregon, and are
fighting for them in HeW Hampshire,
Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maryland,
Illinois and Michigan.
Tho Connecticut, D ivlslOn Of the l.. A. ".
by the voluntary aid OF its members OK.
poets 10 secure descriptions and views Of
delightful rides about the State, plainly
marking the best routes for wheeling and
giving simple directions Tor pleasure rides.
Bicycle riders are not, as q class, super
ssitious. The registration OF tho profes-
sionals, however, shows that some Of the
crack riders have certain numbers under
which they have previously ridden win
ming races, and invariably ask for them on
their renewal each year.
II you have an old wheel, in fairly good
running condition, which you are going tc
replace by Il newer and better wheel, ign't
there some one OF your acquaintance to
whom II would be a source OF pleasure and
benefit, who cannot afford to buy wheels
Think AZ oyur and look around
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
Tho Lnnrh W.. ON Root.

A good story is told in West Vie.
ginia involving two Of the Congress
men from that snug little State and
Thomas B. Reed, the gigantic Speaker
OF the last House. The two West Viz
ginians are Hon. Blackburn Il. DOy
ener and Hon. Romeo Hoyt Freer.
Both are small in stature aud wonder.
fully alike in their general appear
ancc. Together they went up 20 the
ponderous Maine man to b0 intro
duced.
"Humphw said Mr.. Reed, "s that
tho best the Persimmon State can do?'
"What do you mean?" asked Mr..
Freer.
Nothing" drawIed tho elephantine
Speaker. "I was only wondering as
the uniformity of things down your
way. I suppose the horses are all
ponies aud tho perslmmons ell dwarta
1900"
well" interrupted Mr. Froer
"there is one thing IN our favor, Che
persimmon has more taste thau the
pumpkin"
The laugh was on the Speaker, and
no acknowledged it by cordially grasp
lug tho hands OF the Lilliputians aud
Joining in the merriment.--Success.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
Made Trouble for H,m,slt.

They met at the Woman's Rapublcah
club ball at Christensen's. She was
from the east; he was a home p-odnc.
The conversation Jagged between the
dances. Finally he veutured t,Hs.
How do you like David Harum'?'
She bristlod like a porcnpiHe. ~ have
no use for haTems Of any kind" Shc
retorted: they're just perfectly hoc-
rid. Look at the sultan OK Suu! Look
at those wretcheg IN Turkey, The
whole system Is intended 10 degrade
women into beostI Don't talk to mr
about harems." The young man was
trantically trying to square hImzel'
when the music drowned the converse.
Hons~-Salt Lake Harald.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.
wb~,. ,ysR Davis Courrsd.

Whep Gen. Zachary Taylor WAS in
eonlu.and at Fort Knox. neac Nineen-
mes. Ind, Jefferson Davis. afterward
president OF the southern confederacy
was lieutenant in the army, and was
with his company at the tort. Tradl-
tlon has It that Davis and Miss Tay'
lor. whom he afterward married, tool
strolls upon the prairie near the fort
and that they often seated themselves
upon large stone which lay on a
knoll some distance away. It IS said
that while seated thus one day Davis
proposed marriage to Miss Taylor and
was accepted Davis and Miss Taylor
Sore married at Vincennes, and them
selves told Of the courtsbp on the
stone. To commemorate the romantic
incident Mrs Fl. J. Rabb OF Vincennes
has caused the stone to be removed to
the house where 1t Is now to DO seen.
New York Sun.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28

Askin--"Would you consider the
occupation OF baseball maguate q
orotessiong" Teller-'No; It's usu-
ally q trade"
Procrastination is the thief
Ottlne, but tlmo does not despair.
In turn he steals, to woman's grief
Her beauty, and he thus gets square.
Philadelphia Record.
''Why should we worry, Jack?
Surely the world owes us living" "
"Tm afraid, though, that we are not
on the list of preferred creditors. -
Brooklyn Life.
'I'm afraid my blood is out OF or
der" complained the lobster as the
sock drew near. In fact, fear L
am going to suffer with boil. Phil
adelphia Record.
"some people just naturally can't
help being stylish" That's so;
there's Belinda; if she got bitten by
A dog it would bs sure to be n daehs.
hund. Washington Star.
MARY" said the great man, swell
ing, "this paper speaks OF me as a
Presidential possibility" "John," "
said his wife, anxiously, chow much
did that cost youI"--Puck.
Bacon -"Men are always looking
for an exalted lineage - Egbert-
"Unless they are travelling on the
railroad; then they are after lower
berth. Workers Statesman.
"We 10 not stop to think" no said.
The lady, with smile,
Remarked: "ft some did stop to think
They'd stop long. long while"
Detroit Free Press.
Rev. Dr. Joyner--"And so you two
are making life one grand, swee:
song?" Rattles eyes, toctor, Il
reg'lar opera; with frantic calls for
tbs author when the baby cries. -
Brooklyn Life.
Ascetic and gourmand are like after all,
For each has tho very same aiu.
Ones always forgetting tue good things OK
lie,
Tho others for getting ihs same.
-Philadelphia press.
Ill say" stammered the stran
ger, looking about at the lamp-post
confusedly ocean you t.t-tel ma
where II am?" "No, l really can't,
was the reply OF the passer.by; you
know, ne who hesitatss is lost. -
Yonkers Statesman.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
OFFICERS,
Relirians Fanntinism.

\ dispatch from Apaldoorn, HoI-
land, gives particulars Of a terrible
tragedy arising out Of religious fan
nticlsm. There exists in the nelghbor-
hood a peculiar sect, and It's members
decided TO offer up sacrifice TO Cod,
preceded by a service Of praise, IN
which two young girls led the singing.
While the service was proceeding, one
Of the congregation, a peasant farmer,
seized his woman servant and killed
her, following this up by numbering
the two girls and his wife. The Wyr-
shippers made no attempt whatever tc
interfere with the fendish work, and
even gazod calmly on while the mur-
derer washed his hands In the blood oi
bis victims lie has since been ar
rested by the police.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
TAKONA PARK NEWS.

There arenot more than four houses
here for rent, but the demand is for
twenty or more,
The Social, Literary and Athletic
Club will hold meeting next We'd
nesday evening to effect permanent
organization which will be for the
lasting good of the Park.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
A MIssouri NTan's Odd VioI,o.

A unique violin has been made by
Missouri mau. The back is of cherry
from a table more than a century old,
which formerly belonged to the How
Ard-Payne College. In tho centre Of
the back are inserted twenty ono
pieces of wood from the Holy Land.
oae being from grapevine that grew
in the Garden of Gethsemane. Around
the margin are set in row small
pieces of wood, diamond shaped,
gathered from all over the civilized
world. In one end Of the back is in
serted n horseshoe made Of castor
wood, and in the other end is the
image Of a rabbit carved in cherry.
There are, in all, over one hundred
and fiity pieces of wood, and the only
tools used in the manufacture of tho
instrument were poekes.Enite and a
aalf.ineh ohiseL
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
n. {. WASHINGTON LOCALS
Reported Specially for the CITIZEN.

You want good work and prompt
service. 10 that respect I'm your
man. Let the spring suit, the pants
and other garments come right to me.
Philip Lederer, dyer and scourer, 1908
Il Street. Telephone 1894.
The trial Of Schultz vs. Mic Auth,
for $4,000 damages. was up in Cir.
cult Court No /, Thursday.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
rAs SUMNER WAIST

! Now doth the
Festive
Summer waist appear cral
! iho scene,
! In every shade
/ From white 30 red, and
| Hundreds in between;
! 1t dnzzloth every mauly eye,
! And streteheth
! Every neck.
Aud maketh am 'rous fellows
7 Haste 10 follow
( At her beck
| AZ down the stroot IN glad arraE
J Fair Doris lightly trips
/ A vision rare
/ From ankle uoat To-
/ Dainty hnger-Hps;
/ And thOre are
Hosts of others-all mcss
, Geeluly parade,
With some I'm stripes
And some iD pHljs and s0no
In checks arrnycd.
And some are SilSen, some
Are wool, some linen,
I Some plqde,
And cen The flannel and
Nearsllk are seen
In the array;
And some do blaze like
Goals oi IRE while some are
Yerdant quite,
And every shade OF
Yellow, brown, blue, red, green, Is Ia sight
And thus, when warming 1ephyrs
Kiss the enrly.iealins
Tree, the streets
Become kaledoseope3
OF feminnity;
And marvel OF all maryels' Bach
Bright damsel feels that she
Doth wear by far the
Swellest waist
or all
That compauyl
All mAidens love the
summer waist, the waist OF
Giddy hue, and
r.addies love to love the maids, WHO
Love this loving, tool
SO here's toast, merry toast,
To maidens sweet, encased
Within tho
Gay, allurlng, neat and eiddy
Summer waistl
y. w. W., in the New York suO.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
A church Burned.

Muskegon, Mich, (Specia) The I'm
manuel Holland Reformed Church burned.
Nicholas Carey, driver Of book and ladder
truck, was killed by tho falling OF the rear
wall, and Ben Peterson, who, with Carey
was on ladder, was seriously injured. It
r. believed that the Are was inoendiary and
an outcome Of troubles wi.bin the church
Organization.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
BLADENSBURG NEWS.

Members of the grand jury made
monkeys of themselves by pointing
out the Blsdensburg district as a great
transgressor aud ignoring he Narl-
boro district which haunts vice in the
face Of the court house
Two dealers were fined $50 and costs
which was paid without murmur.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
Local MehtiOn.

Wanted-Every sufferer from Piles
20 send us his address and get booklet
and medical advice FREE regarding
Crusade, the only Internal Pile Cure
known. In tablet form. Cure guar
anteed or money refunded.
DR.. Donald Wallace Co.,
st. Louis, Mo.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
FOR SALE.

Several tracts Of land near Brigbtwood
and Takoma, also Building Lots on
Brightwood Ave, and 14th Street road.
Louis p, Shoemaker, 92o Z St., n. W,
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
Regular and Polite Service.

If you order oil from one of He'll.
mans drivers you will he served
promptly and be treated politely at all
times. In the matter of regularity
Hellman's men are just like the sun.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
North Capital and lexington
Citizens Association.
Meetings are Held the Fourth aIon-
day Evening in Each Month IN che
Church Of the United Brethren, Cor.
ner North Capitol and X streets.
OFFICERS:

President, Irwin B. Linton; Vice
President, Washington Topham
Treasurer, w W. Porter; Secretary
s.. o. Tingley; Executive Committee
The officers and Messrs. Jay L. Ban
nroft, Theo. Il. Moore and W. j
Fowler.
Ia Total Membership about $50.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
List Of Officers Together With
Time and Place of rleeting,
on THE ALTER OF THESE ASSOCIATIONS
TIE FIRES ARE BURNING FOR ALL
TIE PEOPLE Of THE SUBURBS,
ClIzanS' Northwest Suburban
Association
Mceuuss arc Held the First Friday
Evening ia Bach Month in ibc i""n
Hall, Tculcytowu, u. G.
OFFTCERS:

President, Charles c. Lancaster;
let Vice President, Col, Robt 1.
Fleming; 2nd Vice President, Hon.
John +. Henderson; Bird Yice-Presi'
dent, John Sherman; 4th Yico-Presi'
dent, Rev. Joseph g. Mallon; 9Th Vice
President, Rev. J. Mcbride Sterretsi
Secretary. DR.. !. w. Chappell; Treas
urer, Charles r. Morgan; Chairman
Executive Committee, Louis +. Shoe
maker.
Bs9~ Total Membership about 100.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
BTighiWOOd Avenue Citizens
Association.
aIeetinEs arc Held the Second FRI
day Eys-'pg la Ench Month in
Brightwos,v3 Hall.
OFFICERS;

President, Louis 2. Shoemaker; Isl
Vice President, Wilton J. Lambert
2nd Vice President, Edward L. Bates
3rd Vice-Presideut, CLAUDE z. King
lth Vice President, A. G. Osborn
Secretary, John G. Keene; Assistant
Secretary, Cuvier Green; Treasurer
n. 4. Robin ,on.
RS Total Membership about i25,
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
r. 0. RYDER,
WOnd's COmmerc cial College.

One of the leading aud most prom
inent educational institutions 10 the
District OF Columbia is Wood's Com.
mercial College, which is situated al
3li East Capitol street, Parents hav.
log children to educate will ind it 70
their advantage TO send them 10 the
above college, where they will receive
a thorough business education Ad-
dress Court f. Wood, LII. NJ, Prin.
cipal. 80
POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.
UNITED STATES MAIL RoUTE,
WASHINGTON, ID. c., To GLYMoNT, Mp.,
and intermediate landings.
The new steamer EsTEnLE RANDALL,
daily, except Sunday, $50 A. M. Re.
turning about 3 2. NJ.
Passenger ccommodations first
Glass. Freight received until hour Of
sailing.
l.. S. RANDALL,
Proprietor and Manager.
GEO. o. OARPINIBR, General Agent,
Washington.
WM NJ. REARDoN, Agent, Alexandria.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
fakOna Park Citizens kSsO.
citation.

Meetings are Held the Lat Friday
Evening in Each Month ia tho
Town Hall, Takoma Park, ID. c.
OFFICERS,
President, j. B. Kinnear; Yico.
President, J. Vance Sc
Benz. G. Davis; Treasurer, d. T.
Williams.
Sa5- Total Membership about 100.
The suburban citizen., 1900-04-28
JlNcLEs AND JEsTs,

Askin--"Would you consider the
occupation of a baseball maguate q
orotessiong" Teller-"No; It's usu-
ally o trade"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-01-04

II am indebted to One Minute Cough
Cure for my health and life. 1t cured me
OF lung troublefollowinggrippe,;' Thou
sands owe their lives to the prompt ac-
tion of this never falling remedy. 1t will
cure coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis,
pneumonia, grippe and throat and lung
troubles. Its early use prevents con-
sumption. tits the only harmless re-
medy that gives immediate results. For
sale by N. E. McGruer.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-01-04
FUN AT THE RINK.
Langdon's First Masquerade Carnival of
the Season Was a Success

Langdon's First Masquerade Carnival of
the Season Was Success
One OF the most generally looked
forward to attractions Of the holiday
week was the masquerade carnival Fri
day night at the Langdon Ice Rink.
The turnout of spectators. however, was
hardly as large as it should have been in
proportion to the attendance of skaters,
the costumes OF many being quite
elaborate and as the procession glided
round the rink to music by the band. it
was spectacle we'll worth venturine out
into the cold night to see. The Judges
appointed to award prizes consisted Of
Messre. Gould, Langworthy and Nc.
MILAN, their decisions resulted as fol.
lows:
Best Fancy Gent Skater. Alvin Orton.
Representation of Fat Man, VIM. Salter.
representation of Uncle Sam, Percy McNeill,
Best Lady's Costume, Miss Clara Broderick
Best Fancy Lady Skater, Miss Viola Truax.
Representation of Fat Lady, Earl Holihan.
Best Girl Skater May Foshay.
Best Boy Skater, John Boyd.
Representation of Tramp, Willie Lean.
American Clown, Tommy Foshay.
Best Comic Character, Hcdley v. Stevenson.
A list of those in costume as handed
in by the rink management is given ba-
low:-
Leslie Hodgins representing Farmer Jones
John Boyd, a chimney sweep; Grace McCay. a
duster girl; Bert Holmes, jack of hearts !:
Helen Sullivan, parlor maid; Richard Boyd.
Scotchman; Howard Finley, a clown: Bal
four Spiker, tramp; Tommy Foshay. an
American clown Mrs. j. NJ. Rhodes: represent
ing America Eva Nulph purity ;Parnell O'Brien
q fat lady; Frank McHugh, a soldier: Frank
mcdauvran, a tramp; Birdie Donovan, a flower
girl; Eddie Lean, the yellow kid; R. r. Truax,
q school girl; Marie Donovan duster girl,
John Hugh. a fat man Oliver Spiker astllde /:
n u. Stevenson, a bear; Percy Mcneil, Uncle
sam; Mark o'Brien, tramp; Jas. Broderick,
clown Charlie Robertson, a negro fat man
Nellie Click, a sister of the red cross; Frank
McComb, red riding hood Jacob Voll, an old
man Mrs. u G. Lackey a Spanish dancing
girl; May Foshay and Marion, Flumfelt. two
/ little girls in blue; Donald Sandison, chimney
sweep; Eva Souch, red riding hood Frank Nc.
Hugh, : cavalryofflcer; Pearl Monroe and Cora
sonch. two little girls in blue, Colo Byodsriok.
/. 4 ouban soldier. Z,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-01-04
THE WOMANs' CLUB.

My nav has Joined some wornan's clubs, an
amt doin' thing
But havin' just the hottest time I've ever had,
by iing!
go out every day and play all around the
An no one tells me. when start, Remember,
now, be good"
If I feel like it, behave, and if don't I'm
tough,
An when the other kids get gay give their ears
cuff,
For I'm the whole thing round here now, an
aint no cheap dub
Since my nav went down town ono day an
joined a woman's club.
can't spend time to go to school, have to
stay at home
An mind the bell an take the cards of visitors
that come.
It's heaps of fun to meet lot of ladies at the
An tell 'em that my nav is not alvin here no
I CAB about my nav an me an sometimes al
most die
To see 'em wiggle round an try to find the
reason why.
I 'spoee they, think she's been divorced an all
that flub-a-dub;
I tell you, ife's, a picnic since Joined a
woman's club.
My paw an get dinner now down to a restaur-
ant,
An he's as goodsas he can be an gives me what
want.
I have ice cream-all can eat-an oranges an
such,
An every night eat enough, paw says, to kill
the Dutch.
get plum puddin, pie an cake and coffee
strong an black,
like to live like this, you bet, we have such
bully grub,
An shan't kick if my nav goes an joins an
other club.
Minneapolis journal.