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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-06-28


Wheat IS climbing upwards and
flour IS with it.
&C. b. Eastman OF Galena was in
Lancaster Friday
Jessie Humphrey spent Friday IN
Sitter with her sister Allie
Walter Mcnamara Of 3 coming
ton was IN Lancaster sunday
The Masonic picnic Il Monroe
Monday was complete success.
MIR. and Mrs. Henry Gabel Of
Ellenboro were in Lancaster Sunday.
Miss Sena Barber is home from
her school duties at Prairie du Chen.
Will Mcbride and wife of Platte
Vile visited friends in this city sun
day.
-Elva Mccormick went to Liberty
Friday to visit her aunt, Mrs. Reub.
Austin.
Ben Harms of the Hotel Paris of
Dubuque, was visitor in our city one
day last week.
George Dyer and wife visited
friends in Fennimore Friday and Sat
urday Of last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob Meyer Of
of Fennimore were the guests Of Mrs
Belkin last sunday
Mrs. Henry Acorn visited her
daughter, Mrs. Herman Fritz. in Slit
yer portion OF last week.
Henry Funk returned home from
RutIcdge, Mimi, Wednesday. to at
tend the funeral Of his father.
jerome Bishop, who is clerking
Tor J. Sehreincr 4 Sons. left Monday
for two weeks trip to Los Angeles.
Cal.
Mrs. c. Christensen and children,
who have been the guests If her SIS
ter, Mrs. VIM Joeckel, for two weeks
past, returned to Lake Mills last
Thursday. Mayand Margaret Joeckel
accompanied them home for visit.
Register Of Deeds Tufiley renewed
acquaintances with constituents in
the western part Of the county great
er portion of last week. L. Nj. Young
was a genial companion. The latter
enticed our friend Tufiiey clear over
into Iowa, and at Gutenberg. it was
stated by the insurance man. George
actually talked politics and solicited
votes without thinking. This tale,
however, is not corroborated by our
popular register and should be swal-
lowed along with grain Of salt He
claims that his spare time was spent
in learning how t. manipulate 4 row
boat on the broad Mississippi At that
point.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-06-28

aBert schieiner i home from Be
) Harry carttsw i. ONE from the
University II 2 s28mer vacation.
eg-Rrs. j. q aorer took he@ depar-
ture Tue-da, Horning for Ashland,
where she viii pass the summer with
her son. Joseph.
Henry. Naumar. one ri Nathan
Grocery co. j right hand bowers. is
in St. Louis enjoying rest and Va
cation ii few days. VIII Benn IS
assuming the duties Of the place in
his absence.
John scheinphug Of Boscobel,
whom we predict will be up among
the early fnishers in the county
treasurership race, passed through
Lancaster Monday enroute to Cass-
vile and neighboring points, greeting
old friends and making new ones
What a difference there is in tie
tenn perature of our city water. If
YOU draw a glass Of it to drink, it is
warm and makes you sick to the stom-
ach unless you turn few gallons of
it loose beforehand. while if you draw
it to take bath it is colder than ice
and freezes the marrow in your bones.
The city ought to keep the water cool
enough to drink, and warm enough
to battle in and there would be no
kick coming anywhere, except when
you had to pay the price.
While engaged in replenishing
the coal in his engine at Montfort
Friday, Fireman George Wheeler Of
the Madison Milwaukee train had
the misfortune to slip and fall to the
ground. His back suffered q severe
strain in the accident and he was un
able to resume his duties. On arriy-
ing here at noon, Dr.. Doolittle at
tended to the injuries and they were
found to be not so serious but what
the patient was conveyed back to hi
home at Madison on the afternoon re-
turn trip Ray Flynn OF this city
occupied the tireman's place in the
cab on the afternoon run.
-Chas Stehl. the well known oil
Inspector Of Arthur, represented his
home lodge. l. Q. 0. F.. at the meet
inc OF the Grand.Lodge recently held
at Green Bay. He related quite an
exciting experience which he had up
there to Herald represen ative the
other day During the proceedings,
Charley took advantage of recess to
20 to his hotel and scrape few
minutes rest from fatigue. He dropped
onto a couch in the hotel offices
and wearied from the long journey
and broken rest was soon fast asleep.
Mr.. Stehl cannot swear as to how
long he slept, but was awakened with
the sensation as of someone ransack-
ing his pockets. His suspicious were
confirmed on awakening to find man
bending over him, and was soon on
his feet clutching his assailant' throat
with one hand. and pummeling his
ply siognomy with the ether. all the
while calling Justify for the police.
Assistance soon arrived and the pick
pocket was placed in custody. EN-
animation disclosed tile fact that the
culprit had possession q Mr.. stehl's
watch and pocketbdok. containing all
the available cash he bad with him.
The property was returned e the
ri-htful owner. and the prisoner TAX
en- before magistrate, where upon
evidence brought about through Mr..
stehrs testimony, he was given .
sentence al Waupun.
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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-06-28

4 fatal policy is e neglect . back
ache or other sign Of sidney trouble
Fo,ev's Kidney Cure i 4 sure remedy
for Brights disease diabetes and
Hatch BroS. and j. / Ben
net druggists.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-06-28
Tntal .a5

one sci of delegates mas be chosen y
represent a precinct IN al The convention
or Il separate delegation NAY beetStsSo az
each convention
Immediately after the close Of the caucus
ana canvass Of The votes certiteG ~ 81
Sr3I1 ne forwarded hv the chairman and
secretary o. the caucus 70 t4e cAAsr man ~
the County Committee
Dated FenuimOre. MS q me > i.+N
D. L. PARKER.
CT, II Co Rep. Com. tell.lulore :.
A {. Y. ELSTo\.
CT. II Isl Assembly De" Com
VI. + RINDLAUB.
On m 2ud Assembly DIST Com
= 3 MCINTYRE. Secy protein
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-06-28


three weeks so.ourn III western Mis-
souri,.
-I.is,etta Ali entertained eighteen
If her little friends At tea Friday
evening
John seheliiam and Ben Messor-
smith Il Platteyille we're county seat
ca le1s sunday
Casper Belkin Of Elk Grove was
guest II Mrs Belkin Of this city few
days last week.
Clarence Edwards Of Madison is
spending a few days with Lancaster
relatives and friends.
County Clerk Dickinson looked
after interests at Patch Grove the lat
ter part of last week.
DR.. Godfrey attended the state
meeting of homeopathic physicians at
Milwaukee last week.
The Ladies' Missionary society
of the NJ f. church conducted SER
vices Sunday evening.
Misses Ruby Dyer and Lillian
Baxter of Felnimore visited friend,
in Lancaster this week.
Mrs. II. c. Knoke of north Lam
caster visited Beetown relatives the
latter part Of last week
-Rey. Newman Of Montfort preach
ed in our city sunday in the interests
of Sunday School Unions
Messrs. Henry and James Feurs-
tenburg and their wives were visitors
in Dubuque last sunday.
Miss Daisy Price has gone to
Bridgeport to spend several weeks
with relatives At that place
George Staver Of Elk Grove was
Lancaster last Thursday to attend
the funeral Of his brotherin-law. Mr..
Funk
-Haying Is on. The crop is ex-
tremely light. and this commodity
will be up among the luXuries next
winter
- Mr.. and Mrs Webb Brown and
family of Rhinelander were guests at
the home OF Mrs. Richard Meyer first
Of the week.
Miss Nina Mackey starts this
Wednesday for Lincoln and Omaha,
Nebraska. to spend the summer with
her sister. Mrs H. j. Liesfeld.
Mrs. DR. Lewis Of Dubuque has
been rusticating at the Lewis home
stead in Potosi and while there enter
tanned parties Of friends from Du-
buque
Il + Williams and family and
Miss Gertrude Johr IN Of Boscobel
partook Of basket dinner and enjoy
Ell the beautiful surrounding, OF the
kloadike spring sunday.
\ United Brethren church at CHI
lineham. a small town IN Richland
county. va, stracA by lightning
during storm on Thursday Of last
week and badly wrecked Services
were III progress At the time. The
entire congregation wa, shocked.
one man WAS killed outright and
a number rendered unconscious.
The lth of july celebration at
Plat,evile vii, Be- something out 81
the usual order thi> year 4 free
circus. free vaudeville show, a grand
and glittering street parade. and
magnificent display g fireworks in
the evening. You are cordially iuvit-
ei to atticaa
An, Edward r0g6. one al the
pioneer .ceer, Neea Grove. died
"Wednesday fast ue.s aesJ ~iN,y-
niue wears ca Fr8ag II the week
pAau- lIr pateat Fer depar-
tueet#r iaua IS a1i- twfl relatives
Qa arriving IS .'rsH.e aa Chien she
became Is ana reeaue3 home Her
e adit.au gra.aa-y- more serious
aad ihe uneN6s summons was a
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-06-28

The Milwaukee Weekly seniire- :
bv special arrangement offered in
injection wi.h Tn Herald fer SG->
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-06-28

Sunday was day ST special I'M
portanee Al $. Clements church in
this city. It marked the frSt holy
communion Of the confirmation class.
composed Of thirteen members, and
was attended with the customary eN-
ercises Of appropriate nature. Father
Alters delivered the words Of advice
ana counsel + It's youu- people and
the sermon was followed bv dinner
served by the allies a the church.
the net proceeds q which amounted
to So Following axe the names Of
class confirmed Louis Holman.
Archibald Sampson. George Hoffman.
Adam S.aycr JeScrI Faer,,eabur-.
Adam Funa Berrar HauN. Joseph
Seld>wor,h. Cegi,t ~ AGam>.l..zz.e
Nyy~eu re My Sc. Mary Mer-
s, So liz SIS ash
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-06-28
Notice of Republican Assembly Conven-
tions and Caucuses.
ATEoF WISCONSIN.
AN-rl.Cl..r. N,rN q

At a regularly allied meeting of the Coun-
" Committee OF the Republican party OF
said county held Al the Court House in the
CITY of Lancaster Nav X. 1900 at which were
j. p. b BrunSon. John Schneider. Bradley
MCINTYRE. Marrow Kidd. f. H. GrltftS. John
Scheinpdug. p. A. Peterson. A. v Wells, NJ:
! smith and F. NJ. Wager. all members of
the said committee. it was resolved and de-
termiued.
l. That convention of said party for the
First Assembly District of Grant county to
elect eleven delegates to represent said dis
trict in the State Convention to be held in
Milwaukee August :. 1900.
That convention for said district TO
elect eleven delegates to represent the DIS
trictfn the Sixteenth Senatorial District
Convention to nominate candidate for
State Senator.
3. .Thata convention for said district to
nominate a candidate for Member of As
Sc u bly, be held in the village OF Feunimore
THURSDAY. JULY 5, 1900
at the hours Of 1890 1880 and 300 p. m. re-
1t was also determined by said committee:
/. That a convention for the Second As
semhly District of said county to elect ten
delegates 10 represent said district in the
state Convention 10 be held in Milwaukee
Augusts 1900
= That convention for said district to
elect ten delegates 10 represent the district
in the Sixteenth Senatorial DfstrietConven-
ton 10 nominate a candidate tor state sen
s That a convention for said district to
nominate candidate Tor Member OF Asse m
bly, be held in the village OF PotoSf
THURSDAY. JULY ; 1900.
at the hours of 1880. .3o aad ; o. =. n re-
SpcCtiEeiv-
me calcuses tor the several towns. vii
lagos aud cities in said county t. elect dele
gates 10 al the aforesaid conventions snail
he held throughout the county on
SATURDAY HUME 50 1900
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1900-06-28

The lth u july celebration at
rlat,eviac vii, Be- something out 81
the usual order thi~ year A free
circus. free vaudeville show, grand
and glittering street parade. and a
magnificent display g fireworks in
the evening. lQu are cordially invit-
ej 10 attieu9
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

In the business OF manufacturing
electricity for public supply. where
steam power Is used. the only available
by-product is exhaust steam. This
steam contains much Of the heat Of tho
furnaces which are fired TO produce IL
when Il Is discharged into the air. and
is entirely available for Steamboat.
ing purposes. In certain towns In tbs
western states. notably In Wisconsin
and Minnesota wherc the winters are
long and severe. the electric light sta
lions have laid systems Of underground
pipes and have supplied steam heat
and hot water to citizens through
them. Tn experiment has been an
unqualified success.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

This Is a smooth. angular. branch
ing perennial. to feet high. with
rather thick lance-shapod leaves. and
a large number OF SNOWY yellow iiow-
ors, which DO not appear until autumn.
II grows commonly In moist ground
from Connecticut to Michigan and IL
linois, and southwark to the Gulf.
The whole plant especially the now.
err Is bitter and more or less acrld and
pungent Sheep. cattle and horses
that are unfamiliar with the plant are
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

certain minister during his dis
0,rse one sabbath morning said; I'm
e'h blade Of grass there is a sermon"
The following day ono OF his flock
asoyercd the good man pushing a
h'nmower about his yard and paused
Gay: well, pnrsou. I'm glad to see
w engaged In cutting your sermons
tlsrt."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

Kanr Corn. This plant belongs 10
the sorghums, but Is variety thai
contains but little sugar The plans
grow erect and have thick. jointed
stalks. The leaves are broad and deep
green. The plants average from "a to
ca feet In height The heads are
compact. stand erect and are from ten
TO fifteen inches long The plant ID
raised both for grain and hay. but
principally for grain.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29
Want your mgustaohe OF heard a beautiful
hfnwn ~ rich blacks Then use
BUCKlhGHAM'S DYE &Elsessrs
100 ~ .lHftst. Ha uuLa G. ttfas. b. D..


The earlier ccDsu-es were taken by
marshnls aud deputy marshhls Of the
United States, each Of whom had to
post public notice Of what he was re.
CURED to do, or draw no pay for hil
work. Now, over 10000 enumerators
begin aud end their work simulan.
eously from PASSPORT To Mcndocino,
from Pcmbina TO Key West, each re-
porting progress at the close Of every
days work ON blanks specially pre-
pared Tor that purpose 30 National
Magazine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

often poisoned with It when driven to
localities whore II abounds As rule,
these animals avoid It. but II is claimed
that they sometimes develop taste
for II and are killed by eating II In
large quantity. The poison exists
principally In the flowers. The youns
plants appear to be only moderately
dangerous. In the mature ones the
amount Of poison varies greatly In tho
famo field.
sneozcwced may be best kept In
check by cultlvating the ground or by
moving the plants before tho time Of
lowering.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

Reports the country over seem ia
indicate that We are 10 have an exeep-
tionG y large peach crop There have
been killing frosts In some locations
and In those localities the peacho,
have been damaged, but the area SC
devastated 10 not comparatively large
From the eastern part OF the country
come reports that the peach growers
are seeking to form a combination 4
prevent the peach market being de-
moraliYed by a too abundant crop
Maryland Is said to be the center Of
this agitation.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

Fond Mother-"Why are you so dig
Ned when Mr.. Cashly calls. Rose
In afraid he will mover ask you TO be.
Nae his wife II you continue to act
hihat manner"
Rose-"oh. don't be alarmed. nam.
IA dear Even primrose Is moi
sihout is attractions"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29
ZIIR9S.
PfRRMEaaEn7

Tho ono thing Maf quail
FIGS a p0rsOn 10 gfvo adj
Woo on any subject Is
experience - experience
creates knowledge.
No other person hSs so
wfts0 an experience with
feniaEo Ills nor such q
record Of SUCCESS as
E7Fss Pit,leiiani has had.
Over n hundred thou
sand caSoS como before
her each year, Some Por-
soHaHy others by mail.
AMI dis has boon going
on for 20 years, day affor
DAY and day after day.
Twenty years of con-
slant SUCCESS - MII5k Of
tho knowledge thus
galnSdI Surely women
arc wESo In So0kf1D ad-
Vlco from q woman wifII
such mn experience cs-
P0cEaly wfi0n its Free
n you arc m GET a bottle
of Lydia E. PiHicl5Rns'S
Vegetable Compound al
once then write Mrs.
PEniiisaHl, Lynn, Mass
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

A prominent horticultural says; 1T
is tho habit OF the unoultiyated or
chards TO oyerbear at long intervals
when all conditions are favorable Gull
tlvated orchards. on the other hand,
tend to bear more often, but do not
have that tendency 10 overbear."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

Father (sternly) Johnny. is It pou-
ne you are studying your lessons
shln?"
lohnny Yes. father"
Father" Well. you just drop your
peks instanter get your ball and bat
~ hustle out for a couple OF hours
Hctice. I'm actually ashamed Of
~ you don't seem to have a little bit
0imbltlon."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29
Not 10 10 I.oft nohInd.

Professors Assistant-"Our rival
scientist has discovered a beetle that
eats cigarettes"
Professor tangrlly)-"Hs has. has
he' Hand up my pen; I'll get out a
beetle which eats boys aud men who
smoke cigarettes.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

"Knnw Thy.elf," a Book Tor Men Only,
tcnt Free. postpaid, sealed, 20 my male
reader mention ng this parcri &C. Tot
rostngc The Fc.rnc' uf Life cor Seli-ircs
ervntion. tie uoId Medal Prize 1ic,tiso
the hest Medical Book VI Oh or any ago
go pp.. with engraving Hnd PROSECUTIONS
only Die unrcr covers Library Edition
Mll'r'it. NJ CO. Address The renhod, Mod
|sn Institute. No Z fn finch -, lostnn
Mass. tho oldest anil best he this country
Nrlte toiny Tor these to1A-, koys 8,
tcnlth en- yigor
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29
netween the Limo.

He have been making a study Of
palmistry and as result have become
quite fortune teller Just let me
have your hand. Miss Clara. and -"
She Onterruptingl-"why-er-roal-
ly but this Is 80 sudden. However
you have my permission TO consult
papa"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

The Waterman found him hunting
under the bronzcd heater.
What are you looking fort"
Il Just lost two licenses, mister
what kind were they?'
"A dog and a marriage"
well. here Is the dog license. !
found II out there"
"'Tain't no good without the mar
rage license. You see. Mandy prom.
iscd to marry me II ia get license
for her dog"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

This Ia the recent decision Of one Of
the sncirtics Of the world, aud while
there are few people who believe this
prediction. there are thousands ~ 9th.
rr- who not only believe, hut know
that uostcttcrs stomach lNttrrs will
cure dyspepsia, indigestion, coustipa.
ton or liver mud kidney troubles. A
trial will certainly convince,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

Lady-"No, can't give you any
thing TO eat Just now. but I've go,
some nice pies In the over. and II
you'll saw wood until they are baked
I'll give you one"
Tramp-"say, lady, how near's dem
pies done. dye tink?"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

What made him propose to her In
Freneh7"
He accidentally overheard that the
only French word she could pronounce
was OIL"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29
WHEN to Mnrn., Hog.

The cost per pound OF growing and
fattening hog for market increases
with the size and age OF the animal.
II costs much less to raise two hogs
weighing 800 pounds each than TO
grow one Weighing GOO pounds, and
even 500 pounds Is too heavy TO DO
profitable under ordinary sircum-
stances. A hog must consume . GER
tain amount OF food TO maintain his
present weight. and for that food the
owner receives no returns. Whatever
the hog can be induced to eat In ex-
cess OF the amount required for main
tenanco goes to this production OF
growth. and II is from this excess that
all gains and profits are made.
These facts make n to tho interoat
OF the feeder to induce his hogs TO eat
all they can digest and TO secure gains
as rapidly IA possible, A pig which
ia made TO weigh 200 pounds at six
months or 800 pounds at year old
is always profitable. while II II takes
two years TO make 800 pounds the last
100 pounds will usually bo made at a
loss. As the rate OF growth. both In
proportion TO the size OF the animal
and TO the amount OF food given. de-
creasos as the hog becomes larger.
tncro must come time when a pound
OF increase Will cost moro than II will
bring on the market, and It Is nice
point with tho feeder to decide when
that time will come and to market his
hogs before II Is reached, Ordinarily.
his time will come when the hog
weighs from $50 to 800 pounds. but
may be reached either above or below
those weights.
A hog one year old and weighing
800 pounds In November may still
make a profitable gain II he has tho
cleaning OF a recently harvested corn
field with an abundance OF cowpeas.
the loayings OF a sweet potato field.
or any similar food which would other
wiso be wasted. but II none OF these
feeds are available. and all the food
consumed must be purchased, IL will
DO more profitable TO sell at once,
even II the weight is not more than
200 pounds.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

The Bee-"You ought to be base.
ball player"
The Spidor-"why so?"
The Bee-"Because you're so good
at catching flies"
The splder--"Yes. but tho fowls
would soon put me Out OF the busl.
ness"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29
Duplex FrIsndlInc.s.

-Aro tho McNabbers nelghborly2"
"Neighborly? Graciousl They Dor
rowed our lawn mower over week
ago and they've sent for me three
times TO come over and see why II
wouldn't cut"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

One size smollcraftcrusing Aliens Foot.
Ease. 70 powder. IL makes tight or new
ehoc'cnsy. Cures swo len. hot, swo1ting,
aching feet ingrpwiny mills, corns and
bunionN Alldtu gIsts and shoe stores,
t5c. Trial package FREE by mail Ad.
dress Allen : ulmstcd, Lc Roy, NY.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

I'm glad to read that the president
is going 10 take rest"
Yes; only wish a lot OF these
presidential candidates would take a
rest"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29
Halls Catsrrh Cure
Il taken internally. Price, 100.

Governor Thomas Of Colorado has
received mn official inquiry from Score.
tary Of State Hay asking the reasons
for the Colorado quarantine against
Chinese aud japanese.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

Froddy-Pop. when do they call a
woman IAN old hen2"
Tho Paternal-Whon she becomes
hopelessly set In her ways. my son.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

"charles. not a single vegetable that
We planted haA come up"
Don't worry about that, Clara; n
we haven't got any garden we won't
have TO break our backs keeping the
weeds out OF H."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

Doctor-"l never dare act cheerful
when I'm out In society"
Doctors Friend-"Why notg"
Doctor-"lf do. you see, all my pa.
TENTS who owe me money think some
other patient has Just paid me a big
bin"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29
Tho Thing to Think.

II is all very we'll. my sou. TO say
what you think. II you win only be
careful 10 think only what you ought
to say.-Boston Transcript.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-29

The Bearded Lady don't see how
IL could marry him. Why. he drinks
trlbly and Is subject to dclirlum tire.
uns.
The Clrcasslan Oirl-it would take
nTe than that 20 scare her. Isn't she
a. experienced snake chsrmcr?