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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11
No Butler For Him

tDeJrOit Free Press
There is a wealthy but very hard-hea6s3
citizen Of Detroit who has no Lssitarr
in telling this story on himself.
II there is anything on earth cr5r55
me it is to plunge into the social sUl-
I'd far rather plunge into an Ice cod bat1
One Of these here steel pen coats makes
me want TO 50 out and hide IL the t1--
loft, ard a standing collar puts me t-I
a crouch for a week after I've worn 5-.
But You know how women are. TrevT
stand right by you when Twin = urE-
work Skimp. hustle and save. bur C-s
the bigger the show the better. Trims
Sorter come my way in pine. and 7 cea--
Ell up q NEAT little pile. 1 just E--rel 80
carriages, horses. q cOachman. 90 lot 20
servants q sEOOkln' around the house. p
cepuoDs. theatre parties and az that sl-
OF thing.
But when they runS in a genuine bI-e-
on me l had a warm cOnVerSstirl VIA
mamma and the girls It didn't Do . --.-s
OF good. They talked me clean off u-
feet. and the butler came I could lzr-
got away paSsab-y with the pres dent NJ
the United States. but that fellow. stiff
backed, high-headed. lOOkin' superior Ike
and never sTr1ltn', less it was TO stab yg-.
riled me awful One day while S---E b
the library 1 heard him ter .1s Of tia
maids he was gOin' TO resign. -Eyra- for.
she asked The last lady as called took
me for the barbarian-Jha-'s me
For years / dealt with rl[--1-u ar.
lUmeermen- 1 paid his bin for six weeks
in the hospital, ard his wages, Too. We
keep no butler
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11
SILVER REPUBLICANS.

Isre is no doubt as to where all
silver Republicans stand in the present
campaign. Senator Frank ]. Cannon
has declared that the Republican party
has made "a new league with death
and a covenant with hell" Senator Tel
Ter has stated that no true bimetailist
can give support to the Republican
party. These are the sentiments of all
honest silver Republicans who left
their party when it was sold and deliv-
cred to the money trust in 1896, and
who have refused to be cajoled or mis-
led by those subsidized editors and
spoils-seeking politicians thai have
gone back to Hannaism during the past
few months.
The Utah State Journal Of Ogden,
which is the organ OF the silver Re
publican party of this state. defines the
position of that party as follows:
what Will the silver Republicans OF
Utah do in the present campaign?'' We
have been asked this question by more
than one Democrat Our reoly is the sane
as Senator Teller's; No silver Republi-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11
A PROBLEM.

Carolyn Wells in The BoOkman)
There's a whimsey in my noodle. there's
maggOt in my brain,
There's a doubt upon my spirit that I
cannot quite explain.
It's a grave. important question over
which I vaciEate.
Does Enhghtment enIighten and does
Culture cultivate2
We are Of the COgnoscentl, and intuitively
Just the shades of thoughtful fancy that
an author ought 10 show.
But from our exalted level should we drop
a poisoned hint
To the placid ones. who waIow in the
sordid slums Of print?
Should the UnenIightened Readers bA
sardOnically Kissed
II they like Duchess novel better than
The EgOust?
Should We rare ones who inhablt the
superior realms Of thought.
Dictate 70 the Unellighteued what they
oughtn't or they ought?
To the masses should our classes offer
Ibsen When we find
Mr. Game and Miss Coreili better please
the massy mind?
Should we shUdder to discover that they
cannot get the pith
OF the tenebrasuc subtleties OF Mr.. Mere
dith?
Should We rudely contradict them when
they confidently say,
Omar wrote the Had, and Holmes first
name was Mary jig
Or shall We. abandon fatty this whole
altruistic fight.
With the philOsOphic dictum that What
ever is. is right"?
Then, instead Of wasting time instructing
others how 20 think.
We can spend those precious moments
with HatiZ and Maeterlinck.
Let US stop our futile task OF pointing 10
the open door.
Let tn Enlightened cease enlightenfnr-
and the Cultured cult no more.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Mr.. Hammond's speeches indicate
that he thinks the Democrats are wor-
ried over the alleged platform adopted
by the Republican convention Mr.
Hammond is quite mistaken. There IS
not a trace of Democratic worry over
that platform" If a platform that ex-
presses nothing except a blanket en-
dorsement of the gold standarD gov
eminent by the trusts and all the Nc
Kinley rascalities discovered by Mr.
Hammond's organ-if such a platform
satisfies the federal offiee-holder that
built it, there is no reason on earth
why a Democrat should find fault.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

The local Republican organ wants to
know what kind of receptions were
given Colonel Bryan and Senator
White when they visited Utah. Rous-
ing receptions. Both gentlemen we're
pleased and said so. But what has that
to do with the ex-champion'S desertion
Of the silver cause?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11
METEOROLOGICAL REPORT.
Yesterdays Record at the Local Office
of the Weather Bureau.
Salt Lake City. Utah, March 10, 1900.

Salt Lake City. Utah. March TO- 1900.
Maximum temperature, 72 degrees; mini
mum temperature. Al degrees; mean tenn
perature So degrees, which is IS degrees
above the normal. Accumulated excess
of temperature since first OF month, 81
ture since Jan. !, 372 degrees. Total pre-
cipitation from n m to p. m, inch.
Accumulated deficiency OF precipitation
since first of month, .2S inch. Accumulate
ed deficiency OF precipitation since Jan.
|, 126 inches.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

It is strongly suspected that when
Editor Graham of the Provo Enquirer
urges that the people of Utah get
in line with the administration" he
has in mind that particular act Of the
administration that gave the Provo
postoff1ce to a polygamist.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

George A. Smith says he is a Re
publican because Lincoln freed the
slaves. lie is also an imperialist, doubt
less, because Mckinley raised the
American flag over the slave pens Of
the Sulus and guarantees protection
TO the institution.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

According TO the Hanna organ there
is nothing involved in this campaign
except couple of appropriations that
have already been placed in the appro-
priation bills and Will be passed before
the Utah congressman takes his seat.
Then what is the Hanna editor so mad
abOut2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Are the people Of Utah ready to en-
dorse d British financial system.
British colonial system and q, British
Imperialism that repudiates the Dec
laration of Independence? If so, they
should endorse all these things by vot-
ing for Mr.. Hammond.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

When Mr. Hammond next goes before
an audience We hope that audience win
bear in mind the fact that this man
who comes asking them for their votes
has not sufficient courage to tell them
men and women or a lot of pledge
breakers
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

requests There are doubtless some
people who would also like to know
by what process of reasoning the Ham
mond organ concludes that Judge King
should be rejected because of his en-
dorsement of that resolution, but that
Mr.. Hammond who also endorses the
resolution, should be elected.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Mr.. Hammond has been smoked out
on the currency. question and forced to
acknowledge that he endorses the sen
ate gold standard bill Now let some
one smoke him out on the great issue
raised by his organize Democratic
resolution on the Roberts case.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11
No Experts Needed.

tIIt-BitS.J
Sir" said a fierce lawyer. "lo you, N
your oath, swear that this is not your
handwriting
II think not" was the cool reply.
Does il resemble your writing.
can't say il does" the witness cor
unUed, calmly
DO You swear that it does not resemble
your WurIEgt
4 do"
DO you take oath that this writing dos
not resemble yOUrs2'
Yes. sir"
Now. how do you know
Cause / can't write
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Mr.. Hammond has been misled. The
nothing" of a Republican platform
doesn't worry Democrats at all. They
are merely astOunded TO observe a
congressional candidate so light that
he can stand on nothing"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

And so Mr.. HammOnd's party organ
says that his nomination did not
awaken much enthusiasm because his
conduct as a public officer had not
made him a popular idol. Too bad!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

How do the farmers of Utah enjoy
the 100 per cent. raise on all the trust
made goods they consume, with no
corresponding advance in the price Of
their products? How do they like the
squeeze given them by McKinley's
trusts? Isn't this Mckinley prosper
ity the greatest thing on earth?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

The Ogden Standard thinks Judge
King is an outspOken man. We don't
recall at this moment anybody who
ever OUtspoke him-certainly Ham
mOnd is out of the race.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

The Herald again invites Mr.. Ham,
mond's organ to publish Mr.. Ham
mond's VIEWS concerning the Demo-
cratic resolution on the Roberts case
and trusts the Hanna editor will not
continue 10 ignore these very proper
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Careful assays of the auriferous
stories which come from Cape Nome
show that they run about 3 per cent
truth and 81 per cent fiction
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

The Philippine instruction is report
ed TO be taking on new life. Is it posi-
bic in spite of all the efforts Of Post
master Thomas to suppress it?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11
These Technical DAYS

Washington star ----
He murdered that song, --l---
ical auditor. ..1--
Perhaps" answered the r--5--. ~
It is careless Of you 10 say sd 5---5-
insist OF your bringing up aL1---- 80
writing testimony 20 prove the ,---7
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11
PORTO RICAN BLUNDER.

Atlanta Journal: It has been a long
time since the Republican party was in
such ferment as is now agitating it. It
has been a still longer time since a presi-
dent of the United States stood in such
al ,uneniyable attitude before the country
as that in which Mr.. Mckinley stands to-
day.
Washington Star: The Republican ma
lorlty or the house in passing the Porto
Rican tariff bill committed a very great
blunder- 1t ought 70 be corrected The
sentiment Of the country is against the
principle embodied in the bin
Los Angeles Herald: President McKin
ley's great stroke" in the Porto Rican
controversy is falling flatter than a new
housewives first loaf of bread. The
American people do not believe that in
justice can be atoned for with charity.
especially when 1t is stipulated that the
injustice shall be perpetuatod.
Columbus PreSs-Post: The Porto Ricans
can now take 10 their American histories
and try to reconcile taxation without rep
resentatiOn under this administration with
that little tea episode in Boston harbOr
some years ago.
Minneapolis Times: A dispatch from
Porto Rico this morning says that the
people are rejoicing at the passage in the
house Of the 10 per cent tariff bill A man
who has been dubbed into inSenSibility
may be glad when he aWakenS TO find that
he has only been half killed.
sugar IS to stand for two years. which
means until the sugar trust gets the land
of Porto Rico at a bargain and the native
prOprletOrS are turned into labOrers. Then
duty. Thai such a thing is possible is
enough to make one blush for thss nation
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Denver News: The country IS waiting
expectantly for the Republican policy TO
break out in a fresh spot Gage. Nicara-
qua. Macrum and Porto Rico have fol-
lowed each other in such rapid succession
that people are coming TO believe there is
still something bigger behind.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Helena Independent: Dom Ina s--5 ~ -
the trusts which dictate rates
road corporations VIII be u- H-5 =
tate them. ike tariff rates. -1 me ~
menJ, at least so long as --. a1.7
taxes heap wealth upon them
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11
JOHN BULL AND THE Beers.

Boston Journal: "a dukedom for Rob
| erts2'' England had better wait until
| he has entered Pretoria.
Chicago Record: It is believed that
Joe Chamberlain is as much relieved
| by recent events as any of the cities that
| were beleaguered
Cleveland Plain Dealer: It Will be
noticed that the men behind the guns in
| Natal seem 10 have escaped with them
! San Francisco Call: After all CrOnje's
! position is not so very deplOrable. He has
| won lasting fame as the Lion Of South
Africa and is now in a situation where
/ he may reasonably expect TO live a long
| time 10 enjoy il.
Columbus Press-Post: The British
would be more overjOyed than they now
are. If there were as much herOism and
honor in their victory over CrOnJe as there
was in the brave Boer generals defense.
Chicago Times-FTerald: a fund is be
ing raised in Paris to buy a sword for
Cronje. Before this project is carried
forward TO completion it might be wei for
those who are in charge Of il to find out
whether Mr.. Bull viii permit them to
deliver the goods or not.
Kansas City Times: Englauds arrange
ment to send nearly 5000 more troops into
South Africa between now and Nav /
/ does not make 1t appear that she thinks
/ the backbone Of the TWO little republics is
/ broken.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

The verdict in the Bedrock case
Was no surprise. Many had predicted
a disagreement in the jury room, but no
one who followed the evidence thought
there would be q conviction The TACT
that Morris had threatened TO kill Ben
brook, had assaulted him and followed
him up. gave to the killing an appear
ance of self-defense that the prosecu-
ton was unable to dispell. 1t was A
deplorable affair, in which one man
lost his life and the life Of another was
put in jeopardy; and. while frequent
acquittals in cases Of homicide are not
conducive TO the moral tone and recti-
tude Of a community. there are cases
where no other course is open to
jury which discards prejudice and con-
fines itself TO the evidence admitted at
the trial.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11
PHASES OF IMPERIALISM.

Boston Herald: Here comes another bill
for the re0rganiza ton of the consular ser
vice. 1t viii be interesting TO watch and
see if IT gets any farther toward enact
ment than any OF its numerous predecess-
Ors.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Denver Post; The trust devil 49,
Of a lobster than an OCTOPUS. il ~ IS
everything that gets within -1--- We
rfaWe
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Minneapolis Times: The question now in
order is this: rs this a government Of
the sugar and tobacco trusts by the sugar
and tobacco trusts for the sugar and TO-
baccO trusts. or is it nOt?'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Chicago Record: The ship subsidy bill
now pending in congress IS Objectionable
on general principles. because II is de-
signed TO shovel out public funds for the
benefit of private interests. Furthermore.
it is Objectionable because il discrimin-
ates AGAINST lake commerce.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

can. no honest advocate Of independent
plmetallism vino has the least conception
OF t1e principle can vote With the Re-
ptDlcan party in this election The per-
sol.a4ity OF the candidates or the Demo
cratic and Republican parties cuts no
1sure Whatever. The Democraslc canci-
cate, Mr.. King. is running on PLATFORM
Wnich all silver Republicans can hearty
subscribe 10 in the main. While the he
publican candidate. Mr. Hammond.
STANDS upon platform which. by lnqors-
ING the present administration, declares
LOT the gold standard and the Fastening
ot II upon this country permanently. mat
is the situation in a nutshell No man
VINO can support the Republican canc9-
oate IS an honest bimetaliSt; real sill
Yer Republicans are honest blmetalllSlS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11
WITH THE EDITORS.

St Paul GlObe- Republic H-z='
were made to be carried our says -s-
Louis journal They seem Co have can
out the antitrust and civil service E---'
and deposited them in the back ar
Denver News: Promises are zE177-
cheap II Is performance that counts -
makes a party record The simple
IS that this alleged Republic 49,
10 trusts IS the most traEsga ri
games, and IL is being PLAYED Us The s----
organs for all II is worth.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

rebellion is over, as Otis so often asserts.
and the Hanna organs and orators 50
many times aSssveaIe. then why does that
war tax continue to bear down on the
Deople with neVer-ending ''letupnesS
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Helena Independent: Our sales have OK
ceeded our purchases abroad the last two
years 8, coo 0oo.e coo. says Mckinley; mean
time, our taxs a. home have doubled
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Cleveland Plain Dealer: It will be
noticed that the men behind the guns In
Natal seem 10 have escaped with them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

Houston Post: If Mckinley produced
the increase in the price OF western grain
and southern cotton, we presume he
wouldn't mind answering anent the
famine in India, the bubOnic plague in the
Pacific Islands and the cyclone in Porto
Rico,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-11

OFFICE. THE HERALD block, corner
West Temple and First South streets,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-05-04

Forty manufacturers in Indiana be-
long to the National Association OF
Manufacturers. d. M. Parry, national
vice-president for Indiana, has so far
received responses from about thirty
who say they are going to attend the
annual convention in Philadelphia,
this week. Indiana headquarters will
be at the Hotel Tourraine. An effort
is being made to have all the Indiana
delegates start from Indianapolis in a
special car. Mr.. Parry has received
several letters from prominent manu-
facturers throughout the country
whom he asked for assistance in get
ting the next convention held in In
dianapolis. They speak encouragingly
some not more so than to say they
have not committed themselves to
other places, which is received by the
Indianapolis boomers as good news,
for some of the other candidates start
ed earlier on the canvass. The nation
al association includes 1900 factories,
and each sends one to three repre-
sentatives. 1.-THE head men usually at
tend" Mr. Parry said, land when they
include those of such world-known
companies as the Cramps, shipbuild-
ers, and the Baldwin locomotive-mak-
ers, it may be readily seen that the
convention means one of the biggest
things ever attracted to Indianapolis.
Pittsburg has the advantage of In
dianapolis in some ways, but l am
going to introduce some Indiana polit-
ical tricks, and l think we're going to
land that convention"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-05-04
THE CAUSE OF FREEDOM.

If this be treason-to speak out
To save the land l love from shame,
To doubly hate wrong that seeks
Alliance with her honored name,
To point the timely cure, ere yet
The insidious poison does its work
God make me worthy of the word!
Traitor | stand with Edmund Burke!
If this be folly-to unsheath
A stainless sword in Freedom
fight,
That men of alien birth and blood
May grasp their own God-given
right
To count that good for others gained,
Rich payment of the bloody debt,
Nor seek to garner selfish fruits
Count me fool with Lafayette!
II this be cowardice-to dread
The lust of conquest, greed of power,
The road the drunken empires old
Reeled downward to their fatal
hour;
To fear to quit, for foreign strife
The noble work so we'll begun,
The paths where peace and honor
join
A coward l, with Washington!
o, Nation! nurtured in the lap
OF Liberty, her sacred cause
Make still thine own-the sovereign
sway
OF free born man, meath equal laws.
Dash not the downtrod millions hope;
Cheat not the waiting centuries
trust
One people holding faith in man,
One State too great to be unjust.
For freedom knows no here nor
there
Her life is one in every part;
And tryant stab, wherever dealt,
Must reach soon or late her heart.
w. A. Eckles. Carlisle. Pa.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-05-04
A True Friend OF Labor.

There is in Chicago no truer friend
of labor, no keener analyst OF social
conditions than Miss Jane Adams. VI
strikes she says that 1.-The transient
aspect is the anger and opposition
against the employer, and too often
the chagrin of failure. The permanent
aspect is the binding together of the
strikers in the ties of association and
brotherhood, and the attainment OF a
democratic relation to the employer;
and it is because of growing sense
of democracy in the labor movement
that we see in it a growing ethical
power. In this larger perception oil
life there can be no perception oil
sides, no battle array. The sympa-
thetic strike may be criticised, not be-
cause it is too broad, but because 1t Is
too narrow. Clumsy and unsatisfac-
tory as its results are, does it not pre-
figure the time when no factory child
in Chicago can be overworked and I'M
derpaid without a protest from all
good citizens, capitalist and prole-
tarian?"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-05-04

Before giving specific directions for
the benefit of the amateur, 1t may be
as we'll to suggest some articles on
which his or her energy may be ex-
pended. Ordinary pine tables, when
one can afford to buy nothing more
costly, and which in certain summer
houses and studios are as good as any
thing else, may be oiled or stained and
made altogether charming. They can
be made to look like black oak, and,
IL one is skillful with the hot iron,
a design may be made to follow the
edge. Pure ammonia, a powerful liq-
uid, and one to be carefully used, is
the first application made to woods.
Manufacturers and many special work
men apply this by means of vapor
bath to which the wood is subjected.
But in many wood-carving institutions
the ammonia is merely applied with
brush, and the results are found to be
quite as satisfactory. 1t is just as well,
by the way, to wear rubber gloves
while one is doing this work. The