The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1900-03-22

Mr.. Doe: Do you give that count who marri-
ed your daughter a regular allowance2
M. Boxe: oh, yes. You see we bought him
on the iDstallment plan.
Ten thousand demons gnawine away at ones
vita1s couldn't be much worse than the fortunes
of itching piles. Yet there's cure. Doan's
Ointment never fails.
sympathetic siner. Doesn't she sing
with a great deal OF sympathy" Eyes: you
would actually think she had heart enough to
be sorry for those who were listening to her"
DIR. Woods Norway Pine Syrup seems especi.
ally adapted to the needs of the children. Pleas
ant to take soothing In its influence. 1t is the
remedy of all remedies for every form of throat
and lung disease.
When Conditions Rule: "Do you swear or
affirm" asked the clerk. at depends entirely
upon the provocation," replied the witness.
Beauty Is Blood Deep.
Clean blood means clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tic clean your blood and keep 1T clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all inn
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets,-beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, l0c. 25c, SOC.
Couldn't Stick Willie. Teacher: willie.
what's the masculine of laundress9" Willie
wisegHy: "Chinaman!"
How Are Your Kidncyss
DR. Hobbs Sparagus Pills cure all kidney Ills. Sam
pie free. Add. Sterling Remedy Co.. Chicago or NY
Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
l0c, 25c. II c. c. c. fail, druggists refund money
Two Inquiries: Father calling from head Of
stairs at II 80 p M: "Jennie. don't You think
it is about time to go to bed9" Jennie: Yes,
papa, dear. What keeps you up SO late?"
al,
head, an active brain, strong vigorous body
makes him At for the battle of life.
well, did you have a good time at the
masaueradel" "Nawi thought ey wife was
some body else. and cut up with her all the
evt ming"
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. loo or sc
II C. c. c. fail to cure druggists refund money
We be lieve it will be found that, next to
electricity fattefy is the greatest force in the
world.
Group instantly relieved. DIR. Thomas Eclec-
trio on. Perfectly safe, never fails. At any
drug store.
ats . disgrace to die rich," said the socio-
logical student.
SMaybe So" answered his chum, "bu I'd be
willing to take chances on being able to ex-
onerate myself.
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic. full OF life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-
BAG, the wonder worker, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or u. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co Chicago or New York
Feminine Charity Clara: "They say Nell
IL going to marry man old enough to be her
grandfather" Maude: rs it possible didn't
suppose there was a man living that old"
For Over Fifty Yesra.
MRS. WIEsLow SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success. IT socthes the child, seftens
the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colo and
Is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
sold by Druggists in every part OF the world
Twenty five cents q bottle. Be sure and ask
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind. tv88