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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10
REFUNpINe THE pEBr.

The bonds which can be exchanged
for the new twos are the tours, lnatur-
ing in 1907; the fives, maturing in 1904,
and the threes, falling due in 1905 In
all these issues aggregate 1929, 146, 340
The new twos will be issued to the
holders of old bonds to the face value.
but certain premiums will be paid in
cash by the treasury department. This
rate of premium is fixed by the worth
of the bonds, paying "a per cent in
teIAst to maturity, with an allowance
for the sinking fund. Senator Aldrich
stated these premiums in December as
1905 per cent on the tours. 1910 per
cent on the fves and $3.50 per cent on
the threes. These premiums would be
somewhat less at the present time, af-
ter the lapse of several months They
are considerably less than the present
market prices, but the holders of the
old bonds. by making the exchange. get
the benefit of new bonds running for
thirty years, they get the premiums in
cash at the present time and they get
bond specifically payable in gold coin.
The effect of the premiums paid will be
that a man holding a bond for 81 600
will receive a new bond at ? per cent
for $1,000. will receive a check from
the treasury for the premium, amount
ing in the case of the Tours and fves to
something like 500. and will hereafter
receive interest at the rate of per cent,
instead of the higher rate on the old
bonds.
In addition, he win receive a bond
worth, in the open market at the time
of delivery, from 1O4 to los. but this
part Of the transaction, worth much to
the government. is not taken into con-
sideration in the trade. The new bonds
will not be issued for a month or six
weeks. In the meantime, the holders
Of the bonds can obtain from the treas
ury department circulars which set
forth fully the requirements in max
ing the exchange. As there may be a
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10
POINTED PARAGRAPHs.

LFrom the Chicago News.l
Wine has drowned more men than
water.
There is no vacation in the school of
experience.
The faster mans pace the sooner old
age overtakes him.
A friend in need is not intangible-he
is one you can touch.
Every time man tries to show off
something is sure to go wrong.
A buthcer and a professor of Ian
guages are both retailers of tongues.
It's a pity that a mans stomach isn't
built to correspond with his appetite.
There are not as good fish in the sea
as some anglers claim to have caught.
A girl can't understand why all the
other girls are not in love with her
lover.
Some people never accomplish any
thing because they have too much pa
thence with themselves.
A lawyer is a learned man who res
cues your possessions from an enemy
and keeps them for his trouble.
It doesn't matter much whether a
man remains a bachelor or gets mar
ried-in either case he is very apt to
regret it.
Lovers and politicians are not back
ward when it comes to making prom
ises, but they are usually slow in com
ing forward for the purpose of making
them good.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Able Constantin. Halevy.
Adventures of a Brownie. Mulock.
Alice's Adventures in wonderland. Car
roll.
American Notes. Kipling.
Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin.
Autocrat of the Breakfast Table.
Holmes. Sf
A Son of the Carolinas. Satterthwaite.
Bah Ballads and Savoy Songs. Gilbert.
Bacon's Essays.
Balzac's Shorter Stories.
Barrack-Room Ballads and Ditties.
Kipling.
Battle of Life. Dickens.
Biglow Papers. Lowell
Black Beauty Sewell.
Blithedale Romance, The. Hawthorne.
Bracebridge HALL Irving.
Bryant's Poems
Camille Dumas. Jr.
Carmen. Merimee:
Charlotte Temple. Rowson.
Chesterfield's Letters, Sentences and
MaXims.
ChiId's Garden Of. Verses. Stevenson.
Childe Harold's Pilgrimage. Byron.
Chimes, Thea Dickens.
Christies Old Organ. Walton.
Christmas Carol. A Dickens
Confessions Of an Opium Eater. De
Quincy.
Crawford Gaskell.
Cricket on the Hearth. Dickens.
Grown of Wild Olive, The Ruskin.
Day Breaketh, The. Shugert.
Days with Sir Roger De Coverley. Addi-
son.
Discourses, .Epictetus
Dog of Flanders, A. Ouida.
Dream Life. Mitchell
Emerson's Essays, FIRST Series.
Emerson's Essays, Second Series.
Endymion. Keats.
Essays of Ella Lamb
Ethics of the Dust. Ruskin.
Evangeline. Longfellow.
Fairy Land of Science. Buckley.
FanchOn. Sand.
For Daily Bread. Sienkiewicz.
Grammar of Palmistry St Hill.
Greek Heroes. Kingsley.
Gulliver's Travels. Swift.
HAMA Sienkiewicz
Haunted Man, The. Dickens.
Heroes and Hero Worship. Carlyle.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

the young man and surprise him. The
young ladies laughed at the prospects
of finding the young man in a smoking
jacket and slippers behind his faVorite
meersehaum. At the proper hour they
marched to the house where he roomed
silently stole up the stairs and knocked
at the door. 1t was opened. The room
was dark.
step in said the young man, Il
was just having a smoke in the dark
I will turn on the light"
Quietly the surprising party slipped
into the room. The young man seemed
to be fumbling round for a match. He
found it. Struck it and turned on the
gas.
Goodness, graeiouss The surprise
party was surprised. Three card
tables A large table filled with good
things to eat. The room decorated with
japanese parasols and Chinese Ian
terms. Vases of flowers. The young
man. in faultless evening dress, extend
ing his hand.
so glad you came. Yes, little sur
prise I know. Lay your wraps here. If
anyone plays the piano we might have
a little music before we commence"
There was trouble at a party recently
and had it not been for a brave young
man who climbed through the tran
som of the pantry door the company
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

would have gone away hungry. A
young man, who prOfessed to be a mlnd
reader announced that any member OF
the company might hide an article I'M
known to him, and he would find it. the
hostess hid a key The young man
directed her to take hold of his hand
and think only about the key. She did
so. He was blindfOlded and commenced
his search. He hunted about for While
and then took a rest. He was determ-
ined to become the lion of the evening
His search was not bearing fruit. He
told the young lady to think harder
Still he hunted and did not find the hid
den article. He took the bandage off
and rested a while and commenced
again. Finally he gave up the search
and the mind reading business was for
gotten for the time. After cards and
to prepare the lunch She found the
door of the pantry, where the food was,
locked. She remembered that the ar
ticle she had hidden was the key to the
pantry and she had forgotten where
she hid it. Again the young man tried
to find it but he explained that If she
could not remember where she hid it he
could not read her mind.
Break in the door," said one.
Let me climb over the transom,"
said the young man who had taken a
back seat during the mind reading per-
Torrance
He carried out his suggestion and
handed the good things out through the
transom and when he climbed back to
the dining room found himself the
social lion of the occasion.
A street car was passing a kindergar-
ten and the motorneer was running as
fast as the law permits. to meet car
waiting at the next switch
A woman and several children We're
waiting in front of the kindergarten for
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10
ICE CAUSING TROTBLE.
Destroys False Work For the Grant
vile Bridge.

The ice has begun to go out of the
Kaw, and it is making trouble for the
bridge builders who are putting in the
new bridge across the KaW below the
city Much of what is known as the
false work" or preliminary structure,
has been built in the river to be used
in putting up the bridge itself.
A man who came in from the bridge
site today reported at the county
clerks Office that the ice is coming
down the river at that point in forty
acre tracts and that it had taken out
much of the false work" About 800
worth of lumber has been carried away
and a great deal of labor has been un-
done
The ice is of a peculiar formation. At
the bottom is five inches of solid ice. on
this a. few inches of sponge" then
more solid ice, and on top several inches
Of spongy ice, produced by the recent
snow. The entire thickness is about
twelve inches.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Several young ladies decided to sur
prise a bachelor friend. OF course it
was a profound secret. They told only
a few.
The young ladies decided to invite
several young men to call at the home
of one of the number for an evening at
cards and at the proper time to an
nounce the fact that the party would
march to the bachelor apartments of
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

It is useless for the defenders of the
Porto Rican tariff bill to assert that the
IS per cent rate is a necessity and that
the Porto Ricans won't mind it. Every
body knows that the tariff section of
the bill represents the politics there is
in it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

People who have wondered what Eu-
gene Debs has been doing with the
money he has been making are now en-
lightened. 1t is announced that he has
been liquidating an old debt incurred
by the American Railway Union.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

great rush when the bonds are issued,
those who contemplate an exchange will
do well to proceed early in the matter.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Hiawatha. The Song of. Longfenow.
Holmes Poems.
House of the Seven. Gables Hawthorne
House of the Wolf. Weyman.
Hyperion. Longfellow.
Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow. Jerome
Idylls of the King. Tennyson.
Impregnable Rock of Holy Scripture.
Gladstone.
In Black and White. Kipling.
In Memoriam- Tennyson.
Jessica'S First Prayer Stretton.
]. Cole. Gellibrand.
Kavanagh. IongfellOw.
Kidnapped. Stevenson.
Knickerbocker' History of New York.
Irving.
La Belle Nivernaise. Daudet
Laddie and Miss Toosey's Mission
Lady of the Lake. Scott.
I-alla Rookh. Moore.
Last Essays of Ella. Lamb.
Lays of Ancient Rome. The. Maeaulay.
Let Us Follow Him. Sienkiewicz.
Light of Asia. Arnold.
Light that Failed, The. Kipling.
Little Lame Prince. Mulock.
I4ongfellow's Poems, Vol. I.
Longfellow's Poems, Vol. II.
Lowell's Poems.
Lucille. Meredith.
Magic Nuts, The. Wordsworth.
Manon Lescaut. Provost.
Marmion. Scott.
Master of Rallantrae,. The. Stevenson.
Millions Poems.
Mine Own People. Kipiing.
Minister of the World. A. Mason.
Moses from an Old Manse. Hawthorne.
Mulvaney Stories. Kipling.
Natural Law in the Spiritual World.
DrummOnd.
Nature Addresses, and Lectures.
Emerson.
Old Christmas Irving.
Outre- Mer. Longfellow.
| Paradise Lost Milton.
Paradise Regained. Milton.
Paul and Virginia Sainte Pierre.
| Peter Schlemihl. Chamisso
! Phantom Rickshaw. Kipling.
! Pilgrims Progress The. BunyaE.
| Plain Tales from the Hills. Kipling.
/ Pleasures of Life. Lubbock.
Plutarch's Lives.
/ Poe's Poems.
Prince OF the House of David.
/ Ingraham.
Princess and Maud. Tennyson.
| Prue and l. Curtis.
Queen of the Air Ruskin.
Rab and His Friends. Brown
Representative Men Emerson.
Reveries of Bachelor. Mitchell.
! Rip Van Wrinkle Irving.
Romance of a Poor Young Man.
Feuillet.
Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
Samantha at Saratoga Holley.
| Sartor Resartus. Carlyle.
Scarlet Letter, The. Hawthorne.
School for Scandal. Sheridan
Sentimental Journey A. Sterne.
Sesame and Lilies. Ruskin.
Shakspeare's Heroines. Jameson.
She Stops to Conquer. Goldsmith.
Silas Mariner Eliot.
Sketch Book The. Irving.
/ Snow Image, The. Hawthorne.
Tales from Shakespeare. Lamb.
Tanglewood Tales. Hawthorne.
Tartarin on the Alps. Daudet
Tartarin of Tarascon. Daudet.
| Ten Nights in a Bar-room- Arthur.
| Things VIII Take a Turn. Harraden.
Thoughts. Marcus Aurelius.
| Through the Looking Glass. Carroll.
Tom Browns School Days. Hughes.
Treasure Island. Stevenson.
Twice Told Tales. Hawthorne.
Two Years Before the Mast. Dana.
| Uncle Toms Cabin. Stowe.
| Undine. FouQue.
Vic; the autobiography of x-terrier.
Marsh
| Vicar of Wakefield. Goldsmith.
| Walden. Thoreau
Water Babies. Kingsley.
! Weird Tales. Poe.
! What is Art? Tolstoi.
Whittiers Poems, Vol. I.
Whittier's Poems, Vol. II.
Window in Thrums. Barrie.
Woman's Work in the Home. Farrar.
Wonder Book, A. Hawthorne.
Yellowplush Papers. The. Thackeray.
Zoe. By author of Laddie, etc.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

The Filipinos declare their govern
ment is running right along. This is
not a new statement, the Twentieth
Kansas eroprted that fact some time
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

General COME can find solace in the
thought that he is not the only Danish
ed hero that has been sheltered by St
Helena's rocky walls.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Grover Cleveland has gone to Florida
to fish for tarpon. 1t is suspected that
outside of his home circle few viii
mourn an extended trip.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Secretary Gage is seeking the best
way of placing the governments dona-
ton of S30,OOO,OOO in the hands of the
bondholders so as to create as little
disturbance as possible in the country's
finances
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Nominations for president and vice
president are being rapidly picked up
and yet nothing has fallen in the way
of Tom WATSON.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Rev. W. E. sitter. W. Cation, N. T..
writes. Il had dyspepsia over twenty
years, and tried doctors and medicines
without benefit. I was persuaded to use
kodol Dyspepsia Cure and it helped me
from the start. I believe it to be pan
acea for all forms of Indigestion" It di-
gests what you eat. At all drug stores.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

An old bachelor escapes Easter bon
net bills. But it costs no trifie to keep
socks darned and buttons sewed on
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

In New York a young girl was ar
rested for selling gum without IL
cense. How about those who chew it?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

It is about time for some enterprising
citizen to announce the appearance of a
blue bird or a robin in his back yard.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Having failed to be elected president.
Mr. Job Hartman will try for some
thing a little further down the list.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

When Time comes along and dyes a
woman's hair gray, he always does a
prettier job if no other dyes have been
used there before his.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

From the top of San Juan hill Mrs
Roosevelt will view the spot where
Teddy whipped Spain.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

People who have been talking about
what they were going to do in the
spring should get at it,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

When. woman's favorite doctor loses
a case, she explains it by saying that
the Lord never intended that the pa
tient should recover anyway.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Scribbler-'T hear you are writing a
play of Philadelphia life. What are you
going to call it?'' Scrawler-" Driven
to Drink; or. the Water of the Schuyl-
kill. Scribbler-SThere ought to be
lots of local color in that"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

This is what call an arrow escape .
remarked the son of William Tell as his
father shot the apple from his head.
History does not record this bon mot,
but, then, history has many sins Of
omission to answer for.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

The result would indicate that Lent
revivals, and other religious obser-
vances, are used to lead those to repent
who have never done anything to re-
pent Of
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

This is not a monarchy. Mr. Debs can
be president if he wants to-and can
get the necessary votes.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

trow yer down. and den she asked fer
a pair er French heels es high as er
cowboys. Den come de second roun
and before de bell run he had her goin
Those are a perfect fit she says to
de clerk, they are twos, aren't they?'
They are perfect fit says de shoe
clerk, but dey is fives.' De girl went
away mad. But dat wasn't all. I heard
de silk man talkin to de shoe man dis
morning. When she went to de swell
hop last night dere was a reglar boy
colt on her. She was only entered for
four out of de 20 starts. She had ter
play wall flower She wasn't in de COM
bine. Guess dat'll hold her fer a while.
But I got ter go down now, de floor
walkers been ringing de chimes fer de
last minute. Look out fer de drop"
Caleb CadWalader, Brownville:
Dear Cale-I received your letter ask
ing about the price of living in a city
of from thirty to forty thousand in
habitants. I have given the matter
considerable thought and spent much
time in investigation. I have read
everything I could find on the subject
Experts differ. Some say that a fam
lily of 18 can live on SITS a week if they
do not live too extravagantly. Others
claim that it is impossible for a mar
ried couple to live on less than 81 800
a year. My living expenses comes be-
tween these two. Understand me,
did not say half way between. You can
get any kind of living here that you
want Better bad, and worse. The
cheapest is sometimes better than the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10
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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Every few days an unfortunate illus
tration is given that women are too
creduIous. One is now talked Of in
Atchison that is particularly unfortu-
nate. The girl would not have employ
ed a. dress maker without Recommended
ton; neither would she have engaged a
cook whom she knew nothing about;
nor would she trust payment in ad-
vance to an errand boy who was I'M
known to her. Yet she accepted the
marked and persistent attentions of 4
man entirely unknown. to. her, and who
turns out to be a rogue and an adven-
turer. Had he not been found out,there
is no doubt that the affair would have
ended in marriage. 1t is unfortunate
that with all the education given girls,
they are not also taught to be more
credulous where young men are con-
cernad.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10
Ep HoWE,s GLOBE s1eHTs.

TFrom the Atchison Globe.l
If you have a bad dream about a man
don't tell him. Nearly all men are sup
erStitious.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

At the next meeting of the Lancaster
Literary society, it win debate upon the
following question: Are Dom Paurs
reverses due to lack of confidence in
the Lord, or to too much cOnhdence?"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

The Books below are Is mo. and
all good Library Books Cloth
bound
Postpaid CSC.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

NelI-"They have been engaged for
a long time" Believes, but it's at
an end now" Nell-"Broken off 2"
Belle-'Well. sort of. You see, they got
married.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

EVERY man should have a purpose in
life remarked the severe old lady, as
she sized up the tramp through her
steel-rimmed spectaeles. ''Yes'n," said
the tramp. Mines maxim footprints
in de sands o time; an dere don't seem
ter be much dom here. I guess III
make a few tracks"
One day BLOWN, next day snowin',
Next day a case O. parch;
Bees Albumin, cold wave comm
That's March
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

A girl may know all about classical
literature. and even higher mathemat-
les, but when she tackles a cook book
she generally gets things mixed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Undressing acts don't seem
to be as popular on the stage as they
were" Slobbs-"No; people soon get
tired of q take-off."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Some people never accomplish any
thing because they have too much pa
tience with themselves.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

A lawyer is a learned man who res
cues your possessions from an enemy
and keeps them for his trouble.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

A girl can't understand why all the
other girls are not in love with her
lover.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

There are not as good fish in the sea
as some anglers claim to have caught.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

The man who eats with his knife, it
has been noticed, never needs a tonic to
sharpen his appetite.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

A buthcer and a professor of Ian
guages are both retailers of tongues.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

GFrom the Chicago News.l
Vine has drowned more men than
ter
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Every time a man tries to show off
something is sure to go wrong.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

It's a pity that a mans stomach isn't
built to correspond with his appetite.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

1t doesn't matter much whether a
man remains a bachelor or gets mar
ried-in either case he is very apt to
regret it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-10

Some girls are envious just becaus
they know green is becoming to them