The Iola register., 1900-10-19
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

In the Atchison Globe is an ad: GA
joint for sale cheap if taken at
once"
The Kansas legislature will be asked
to donate $40, 900 for the State
exhibit at the Buffalo exposition.
Jacob Lichty, Brown county farm
er, shipped a car of fat cattle to
market and got check for $50, 900 for
them.
Twelve sea lions which he secured
on the Pacific coast are being mounted
by Prof. Dyche for the University
museum.
Kansas took the "grand prix" at
Paris, which is merely the funny
Frenchmen's way of admitting that it
isthe hot stuff.
Loves old sweet song out to keepup
a continual performance in the homo
of Mr.. and Mrs. Bridegroom of
Philippsburg.
A Leavenworth colo red man told the
police judge that when another darkey
was chewing his ear they were not
fighting, 'just foolin'."
An Ottawa professor, yo ung lady
pupil and hat pin mixedup recently,
the pin alternating between the girls
hand and the Prof's anatomy.
The Russell Record has bunch of
items each week from Paradise. This
paper ought to be valuable adver-
tisi ng medium, especially in the want
column.
There is little scattering talk of
having a joint debate between Mrs.
Lease and Mrs. Diggs, and there is no
doubt that the door receipts would be
considerable.
The Eskridge Tribune wrote back to
the man who sent it postal card on
which was written Enclosed find one
dollar" that it was very careless
way to send money.
A western Kansas boy who stole
money on which to marry is being
tried for insanity. They should try
the girl first, for she started the thiev-
ing by stealing mis- heart.
New corn appeared on the streets of
Wellington last week and sold for
what? just what Bryan predicted if the
country didn't have free silver? No!
For just three times that sum.
The report that Kansas City was too
slow to remain in the league made the
Blues mad and they walloped Pleas
anton % to , to prove to the National
league that they were warm things.
Hiawatha people visit the postofiice
every day. In weeks advertised
! list there was but one uncalled for let
ter and it was probably dun thatthe
wner spotted through the glass in his
OK.
The Atchison Champion says Bailie
! Waggoner was baptized in White Clay
creek and adds that while that slug
gish stream may cleanse a man from
sin it would do poor job of laundry
work.
The woman's literary society of
Lancaster is debating on "Resolved
that all husbands are henpecked.'
II is a matter of time only until they
will be changing that word "are"
to "be."
A Randall stone cutter found a
sharks tooth imbedded in il and the
| Mankato Advocate ventures the hesi-
| tating assertion that the owner is
| pro ohably dead as Randall has been off
the sea coast for several moons.
Up at Seneca the Republicans re-
flute one mans wall about hard times
| by taking the undecided to his back
the expensive lingerie. And thus
does the petticoat break into politics
again.
While Billy Deford was urging an
audience tearfully to pull down the
| flag at Williamsburg a picture of Mr. g..
Bryan, draped in the flag fell, barely
missing Billy's head. And Billy is
madder at Mark Hanna now than
ever.
The Lawrence Jetfersonian says that
recent dispatch headed Belgian
I heir welded" " was mistaken by Prof.
/ Blake TO refer to Belgian Hare news
and he called a meeting of the club
only to find that it related to the heir
apparent.
The coronation expert" is new
profes sion in the State. 1t is his task
to manage the ceremonies at the
or owning of queens at street fairs,
| fl over shows, ETC., and then to stand
| close by ana Tell une queen every tlme
her crown gets crooked.
A man named Moore made a Popu-
list speech at Hutchinson and had the
Stars and Stripes on his stand deco
rated with a skull and cross bones.
The News says there lacked but word
and the old soldiers would have made
him sorry for that flag desc
Grafton.
The Lacrosse Chieftan is moved
thus; "Flop, brothers, flop, flop with
care; flop in the month OF Octobaire;
flop right along and do it strong, for
the Hopping season will not last long.
Flop in the morning, flop at night and
be sure when you flop that the flop is
right, flop in the sunshine, flop in the
rain; flop our way and don't flop
again. "
| Will White concluded write-up of
| cold Van. - as he STYLES Fred L. Van