The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-01-24

If you would be happy never bor-
row trouble or lend money.
R member that you can find fne
apples, oranges, lemons, cocoanuts,
raisins, figs, nuts, the very best stick
and fancy candies, etc, at the Bazaar.
He who, in poverty, or sickness, or
solitude, can preserve merry hea,t
and a cheerful countenance is bene-
factor to society, testimony to his
God, and the best of all possible
friends to himself.
J. II. Lunsford & Son, Craft, Tex,
say that Ramon's Pepsin Chill Tonic
is certainly the best on the market.
They have never known it to fail to
cure. Have just ordered more and
must have it. Tasteless and guar
auteed. SOC. For sale by G. NJ.
Harman.
Table Mountain. at Cape Towr,
South Africa, is magnificent natural
curiosity. 1t is nearly 1000 feet in
height and has level, too, about
three square miles in area.
L. T. Travis, Agent Southern R.
R., Selma, Ga., writes, II cannot
say too much in praise Of One Min
ute Cough Cure. In my case it
worked like a charm" The only
harmless remedy that gives imme-
diate results. Cures coughs, colds,
Group, bronchitis, and all throat and
lung troubles. J. E. Kaufman.
"Signs of trouble brewing down in
Cuba read the hat drummer, Il
noticed it when I was there" re-
marked the newspaper correspon-
dent. Beer signs were becoming
more and more conspicuous every
day."
Il am indebted to One Minute
Cough Cure for my health and life.
It cured me of lung trouble follow
ing grippe Thousands owe their
lives to the prompt action of this
never failing remedy. 1t cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis,
pneumonia, grippe and throat and
lung troubles. Its early use pre-
vents consumption. It is the only
harmless remedy that gives immedi-
ate results. j. E. Kaufman.
Russian girls try to ascertain their
prospects of matrimony in the fol-
lowing manner: A number of them
take off their rings and conceal them
in basket of corn. A hen is then
brought in and invited to partake of
the corn. The owner of the first
ring uncovered will be the first to be
married.
want to let the people who suffer
from rheumatism and sciatica know
that Chemberlain's Pain Balm re.
lieved me after a number of other
medicines and doctor had failed.
It is the best liniment I have ever
known of.-J.A. Dodgen, Alpharetta,
Ga. Thousands have been cured of
rheumatism by this remedy. One
application relieves the pain. For
sale by j. E. Kaufman.
Three New York thieves stole q
valuable greyhound, and later the
owner came upon them and the dog.
He attempted to recover his property,
but was faring badly until the dog
himself took q hand, and attacked
the thieves with such good effect
that when policeman came up the
three were glad to be taken into
custody.
il Bevry, Loganton, Pa, writes,
~ am willing to take my oath that
I was cured of pneumonia entirely
by the use of One Minute Cough
Cure after doctors failed. It also
| cured my children of wbooping
| cough" Q,ickly relieves and cures
| coughs, colds, Group. grippe and
| throat and lung troubles. Children
all like it. Mothers endorse it. j.
E. Kaufman.
"Snitch" is newly invented word,
used to designate an individual who
scans the newspapers in search OF
items concerning matters upon which
lawsuits may be founded. The
snitch closely follows the daily casu.
atty columns, hunts up prospective
litigants, and directs their ''business'
into the hands of the pettifogging
lawyer with whom he is in collusion,
and from whom he draws a commits
sion.
Ramon's Tonic Liver Pills, pleas
ant remedy for all diseases arising
from disordered or torpid liver.
They are the modern cure for consti-
patton, biliousness, sick headaches,
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