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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-03-03

Mrs. John X. List entertained num-
Der of friends Monday afternoon. with
200" party, followed with luncheon,
at the List home. on North Main street.
The splnsters were entertained on
Tuesday at the Severn, by Mrs Harry
Fillmore stallman and Miss Bessie
Barclay. The prizes were won by Miss
Matilda Burke, daughter of Mrs. Henry
n. Russell, and Mrs. PEBBLES Tatum,
This reception ended the mid-winteF
season Of The organization.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-03-03

hG1A ~ A-AAAN
Mrs. Seymour Dunlevy. of BRIDGEPORT
gave a charming dinner party last
tuesday evening at Lombardy Height9'
Miss Virginia Moffat. daughter q 1T.
and Mrs. John Moftat, beautifully en-
tertaIned the Rabbits Foot Club a. The
Moffat home, in woodsdale, last Nom
day. The ruchre prize winners were
Mss Elizabeth Harrison, Miss Elilabeth
Carr Mf& Martha Baird Caldwell and
Miss Flora stifel.
Mrs. william Albert Wilson, Of the
Island, handsomely entertained the -
land duplicate Whist club at her home,
on South Front street, Monday evening.
Out OF town guests in the city a
present are the Misses Haymonae OF
Falrmont: Mrs. Fleming and Mis- Gene
Fleming. Of Nav York; Miss Johnston,
Of wooster: Miss Mccrea. of Cleveland;
Miss Bowman. Of Uniontown. Pa; Miss
wheeler OF Hammondsport, N. III Mrs.
Foster and Miss Theresa Doddridge, OF
Charleston: Mrs. Jordan, of Nashville;
Miss Mendel, of Taylor, Texas; Miss
Mary Graham, of Chicago. daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. viii Graham, formerly Of
Bridgeport, and Mrs. George Howard
Forsyth, Of Chicago, nee Miss Sara Zane
BrockunIer, Of this city.
To-day is not only children's Day q
the Loan exhibition for the City Hospi-
tai. bur also. the last chance Of the
community at large to examine the
many treasures there, and there Is no
doubt Of an unprecedented crowd. An
persons connected with the undertaking
deserve this testimonial Of recognition
from the thousands Of persons for
whose bennett this institution Is being
maintained.
The Woman'5 Musical Club gives its
regular monthly concert next Monday
evening In Odd Fellows hall. It Is open
to the public Cmen and women( at the
usual price Of admission. and an eSpec.
tally interesting programme having
been arranged large audience should
greet the organization. The concert
will begin promptly at s p. M, In order
that the audience may attend the dance
at the Loan Exhibition afterwards. The
programme for the evening follows;
Day is at Last Departing Cvolcesl .....t.an
Choral Club, -.
The Crown OF Love (Yolce) ..............1en
Miss Eva Egerter 80
Pensees Dansantes )piRnol. hive Al Ll,5
McLain.
The Brookslde (Yolces). .Sonnece2f
Mrs. Frederic Faris, Miss Eva -
erter, Miss Gertrude Rester ana
Mrs, Harvey DeYore.
tO Cradle Gong ..........'''''''''''' MLl isI1
y" ~ Miss Theresa N. Phillipa
The Bee and the Butterfly tplaHol.4 Boudlx
Mrs Edwin n. Holiday.
Flower OF the Alps (Volcel. go. WakeElln
Miss Eleanor Vardy,
Cnprlccio Brilllante CpIano). :. Meudol9lohn
with second piano accompanimant)
Miss Grace Pollack.
Miss Blanche Raymond, Fatrmunt, ". Va.
Rest Thee on This Noisy Pillow
(Yoices) ...'...,.....s...'s''''ss' 1llAEt
Semi.ChOrtis.
Mrs, Flora Williams, director
Mrs. Frank LeMoyne Hupp and At19
Kate McHenry, accompanies
Mrs. N. D. Garden entertained 9
number Of her friends at dinner Thurs
day afternoon. Among the guests were
Miss DoddridEc. and DR.. and AEg.
Hutchins, Of this city, and Mr., a. 7.
Randolph, Of Canton. ILL.,, ana AfA,
Kirkland, Of Sardls, Ohio.
Judge and Mrs. G. L. cranmer. who
have been lndisposed. are both roccv-
erIng. to the satisfaction Of their many
friends.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-03-03

The last CotillIon of the season, given
Tuesday evening under the supervision
Of Professor George NJ. Delbrugge. was
a distinct social success. Besides the
many dancing sets of the city present,
there were many out-of-town visitors.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-03-03

Mrs.. otto shroil, nee Miss Jennie
Caldwell, daughter Of General and Mrs,
Alfred Caldwell, will entertain the
North Main Street Euchre Club at her
home, next Tuesday afternoon.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-03-03

The prize winners at the Loan Bx-
bibItion progressive euchre party given
last Thursday, were Mrs. William A.
Isett. Mrs. Walter H. Rlnehar., MrU.
Lewis Franzeil. Mr.. Alexander Camp
bell. Colonel Morris Horkhelmer and
Mr. Randolph HIx.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-03-03

Mrg. Fred LANCE, Of Fourteenth
gtr.et. charmingly entertained Thurs
day afternoon, complimentary TO her
piece. Miss Bessie Rogers, of Woods
dale, and Miss Elizabeth Johnston OF
wooster, o., the visiting house guests
OF MISS Rogers. Those present besides
the honor guests were Mrs. Julius Pol
lock, Mrs. oliver T. Rhodes. Mrs. Ross
man Gardner. Of steubenvllle' MIS-
Jarpcs b. I44sy Mrs. Mortimer Pol
loci Nh. w. .n.A rnett; Miss Blanche
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-03-03

Mrs. James Matthews handsomely
entertained the North Main Street Eu-
chre Club last Tuesday. The prize win
ners were Mrs. Walter H. RInehart, Mrs.
Otto shroll and Mrs. Frederic A. Faris.
The next meeting Of the club will be at
the shrol residence, on North Main
street.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
The Rusc That Failed.

The Indians had bound their capt.. e
to the stake when the conventional
happy thought struck the latter.
IF you burn me-" he exclaimed,
"the sun Will be darkened tomorrow"
You will md" replied the Indian,
'if you calculate the parallax to the
forty third decimal place. that the
eclipse does not take place until the
day after Tomorrow"
Saying which. for these simple chill
dren OF the forest were all graduates
OF the Government schools. they pro-
ceeded with their barbaric slaughter.
Detroit Journal
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
White Moose.

The white moose Of Minnesota is at
It again. Like the dappled tiger In
Kipling's inimitable story, this beast
makes his spectral Appearance at un-
expected times and at irregular inter-
walls. and when reported there is bound
to be a connection. Unlike the tiger.
the advent OF the white moose Is not q
sign Of trouble. but 1t is the sign Of
much unrest and activity. For every
ride owner in Minnesota has heard the
story since his babyhood. and would
swap a finger for that moose without
stopping to think.
This white moose is said to be a
monster. There never was a moose Of
any color since the world began so big.
1t is q bull, Of course and IL credited
with the speed OF a hurricane.
And now the question arises. as 1t has
often arisen before, Is there any white
moose? 1t Is safer to ask the question
here in New York than out in the Mis-
nesota woods, where thousands OF ma
tives know people who have seen It,
Still. 1t will strike you as singular that
search as you may you will never find
q maa who saw the white moose with
his own eyes. So far as evidence II
concerned he Is q creature Of rumor
Nevertheless. there are hundreds now
starting into the woods for the win
ter shooting who openly express the
hope Of shot at the white MOOSE
Exchange. 1850 E,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Southern Hospitality.

At dinner the talk turned on South
ern hospitality. and many were the in
stances related of II before a pretty
young Southern matron had a chance
to tell her story.
when my husband was in business
In the South veral years ago." she
said. 1.-The manager of the Boston firm
whose agency he held was taken sud
denly I'll while in our city. He was
alone In the hotel and I told my hus-
band to bring him TO the house.
"It turned out that he had typhoid
pneumonia. and for five weeks he was
just about as sick as a man could be
and get well again. i nursed him with
as much care as IL he had been my own
husband. and when he finally recovered
the doctor told him that IL II had not
been for my nursing he never would
have gotten well.
THE day he was leaving he thanked
me for taking care OF him and pressed
a I'VE dollar bill into my hand. 1 was
so mad hardly knew what to do, and
I said: When I do a kindness 1 don't
charge anything for II. but IL was
going to charge anything It would be a
heap sight more than that And right
then and there I called my colored
maid and. handing her the money, said.
Here, Mary. Is something Mr.. Pratt is
giving for your trouble And what do
you think that man whom / had nursed
back to life said:
=" SO this is your Southern hospital
lily, 10 itT Every time remember that
fellows sneer 1 wonder II you people
up here really know what hospitality
means."-N. Y. Herald.
The fastest cruiser in the world has
recently been completed for China.
The new cruiser Is to be known as the
Hoi Tien, of 400 tons. and under
natural draught. will have q speed of
1856 knots per hour. At this rate she
could cross the Atlantic In about four
and one-half days.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
limits TO His Gratitude.

II feel that 1 ought to make some
Acknowledgement to the people who
were so kind 10 us during my late
wife's last sickness" sal n Mr. Throogle,
and 1 would ike TO have you i,sert
this card OF tha-ks In prcmiac mt
place In this weeks paper"
we are obliged 10 make 4 charge for
these notices" replied the editor Of the
weekly B.izzar1. looking over The
manuscript. and his viii cost on 81"
Then you needn't publ sh IL. e.
Joined Mr.. Phro ogie. Il nnl not quite
as grateful as all that comes to."-Chi-
cagO Tribune.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
SHOWED HIS RING.
II Happened on the eowery and Now
Nicholson Mourns.

Ntcnolson MournS.
James A Nicholson, ~ years old. a
fireman or the 18th Battalion. the hea J.
Quarters OF which is in he Lor ugh OF
the Bronx. came down town to see The
Bowery. The only article OF Jewelry he
wore WAS heavy gold seal ring which
was on the little finger OF his left hand
After Nicholson had wandered about
the Bowery for some time. had dropped
In one or two OF the music halls and
tried his hand at target practice In
the shooting galleries. he met q man at
the corner of Allen street. The man
was six feet tall. broad shouldered and
athletic looking.
That's a nice handsome ring you
have on. pardner." he observed.
Yes" replied Nicholson. taking the
ring on; glad you like 1t. my mother
gave II to me-
Nicholson handed the ring to the ath-
ietic looking stranger who straiShtway
fed down Allen street. He had coserei i
block and turned s. corner before he
astonished Nicholson started after him.
Then IT was too late. When Nicholson
req ched the corner around which the
man with his ring had disappeared
there was no one in sight. Nicholson
went back to the Bowery told his
troubles to Policeman Ryan and they
Set out to find the thief.
Them fellers are always hangin
'roUni the Bowery." the policeman said
confidently. "and you'll find him sooner
or later II you keep looking"
At Forsyth and Rivington streets
three quarters OF an hour afterwsrd
Nicholson picked out a broad-shoul-
dered man. six feet tall. and told Ryan
that he was the thief. Ryan arrested
the man and took him TO the Eldridge
street police station. RYAN stood his
prisoner up before Sergeant John
Hayes. who prepared to take his pedi-
gree.
"Yonr Nance" demanded Hayes.
"J"hn Hayes" replied the prisoner.
unhcs;tatingly.
Your name AMI no nonsense" thun-
dered the sergeant.
"John Hayes" replied the prisoner
again.
You're q liar, said the sergeant.
The prisoner insisted that he was
HAYES. that he was a printer. and that
he lived : > &c De'ancy street. He de-
nounced the arrest as an outrage. The
ring was not found on the prisoner.
bu; Serge mt Hayes locked him UP any
way.-N. Y. Sun.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16

How She Escaped . Punishment sos
Drunkenness.

'-"" NV ->@f@s FSHtoDfff0I& F0r
Drunkenness.
A funny old Irish woman by her
presence OF mind and the natural gifts
OF her race Got on without q penalty
nom the Southwark magistrate. She
courtesied deeply to His Worship as
sne entered the dock, charged with be-
INK intoxicated. For answer she said:
Sure. Your Worship. couldn't help
IL I had little drop. and. begorra, was
singing:
while English and Irish fall lighting
together.
Their blood gets mixed up In one red
red stream. ochonei
There Is hope for this country when
English and Irish
Are fighting together away from their
home
Sure. how could help singing that?
You can't prevent the Irish singing. 4"
She then said she would very much
like to be sworn and give evidence. as
she would rather kiss the Book than
the blarneystone." Paul Taylor. how
ever, told her he would not put her to
the test. but under the circumstances
would discharge her. The old lady
clapped her hands in delight, wished
the magistrate good luck. and COM
menced grooming : 1.-The English and
Irish fall fighting together" but she
was hurried from the court before she
could. complete the Quatrain.-London
Telegraph.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16

m Sravsisr Couldn't Expect Very
Efsuslve Courtesy.

The Colonel halted his horse IN front
or q Dakota dugout and uttered Q Wig
erous 'Heiloi" and after q minute a
tew-headed girl OF about 1e years OF
age showed up and looked him over
and said:
Now then. what ys whoopin' fur and
who DO YER
Can I get anything to eat here7"
mot q thing"
And water for my horse?"
The springs gone dry"
How far II II to the river?"
Dunno"
please ask your father TO step out. ("
Pops bin on q drink for q week"
And your mother?"
shes got the toothache. That's her
crying"
Haven't you got a brother?"
yep. but he got snake bit yesterday
and don't feel WE'LL
well, what about your" persisted
the Colonel. You seem TO be all right 4"
"Oh. but amt" she replied. as she
made ready to disappear. IT was to git
married yesterday, but my fellow got
shot by an Injun. and tin take two
weeks to ketch on TO another. This
ar house OF sorrow, sir. and you will
please to ride on and not ask any more
fool Questions."-N. Y. Sun.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Has a Past That CIlnos.

Bob" Palmer, the comedian, had
been originally a billsticker. fact
pretty generally known among his col
leagues OF the stage. One evening. when
dressed for the character OF Sir Bril-
liant Fashion. he strutted into the
greenroom with the buckles sparkling
on his shoes and a fine diamond an his
fingers. A brother actor inquired il his
gems were real. ITO be sure they are;
/ wear nothing but diamonds" was
the reply. whereupon Bannister re-
marked: II congratulate you. Bob, for
remember when you wore nothing but
paste" Palmer did not take the Joke
with becoming good humor. and an an
cry alteration ensued, which was on
ly broken when Mrs. Jordan cried out:
why don't you stick him against the
wall. Bob7 Stick him against the w rl''
-Argonaut.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
LOVE
LETTERS
Book OF 100
Pages
80 Fmr
ILLUSTRATORS

Governor Taylor's Love Letters 4 thir.
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wotk that has ever come from his gifted
pen, They are full of wit and humor,
sentiment and pathos; instructive and
amusing. They produce laughter and
tears. They are addressed TO: "Uncle
sam. politicians" Boys" Girls. .
Bachelors, "Drummers." "Fiddlers''
didat s." "Sweethearts, "Sportsmen'
and Teachers" THE BOOK also con
tains several of Governor Taylor's noted
speeches. Postpaid, % cents.
We will give this Nice Book
free to new subscribers to the
NEWS, and to old subscribers who
pay a year in advance.
The Illustrated Youth and Age, Nashville.
Tenn, n semi-monthly journal i6 20 81
pages, devoted 90 Fiction, Poetry, Adven-
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History, Biography, Travel, Science. aud
General Information. Departments:
Women, Children, Helpers, Authors,
Knowledge Box, etc. Only high grade
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circulation published i'm the south;
strongly Endorsed by State aud County
Ohcials, Teachers and the Press; elevat.
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THE CLINCH VALLEY NEWS
and Illustrated Youth and Age
one year for 81. 80, to new subscri.
bers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16

The Bloated Bondholder sat in his
Great Oak Chair before his Great Oak
Desk. Dependency at the same time
sat on his Brow. ana. In fact, the rest
of his face.
Every feeting minute added to his
Vast Wealth. Yet II did not bring
Happiness. for as the minutes and
hours passed the gauge disclosed no
diminution in his Anguish OF Mind.
He had an engagement with the Dem
list at the close OF Business.
Street Topics.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Anticipating the Courts.

II am mentally Incompetent" sigh
ed the old man.
1t was In vain that they expostulated
With him.
Am I not wealthy, and have i not
children by two different wives?" he
demanded. with an impatience that
was almost fierceness.
1t seems to be a fact that the shat
tered mind sometimez retains at least
semblance Of the sense OF logical Sc
quence.-Detroit Journal.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Scholarship.

You. may, by doing little writing
at your home, secure scholarship,
rec. in either Draughan's Practi-
Cal Business Cclleges-Nashville
81. Lonis. Little Rock. F,.Worth
Galveston, Shreveport or Savan-
nah. Best pa,romized Business
Colleges III the South. For par
ticulars address, The illustrated
Youth and Age, Nashville, Tenn
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Important Notice.

Owing to changes made and tC
be made in our business we must
demand Of all who owe us that the,
come toward mt once and settle tn. il
accounts. We have decided TO adopt
the cash system anL have marked
our goods down to cash prices
Hereafter we will sell for cash only
or for country produce.
THOMPSON, HOPKINS & Co.
Oct 3, 1899 East Tazewell,Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Too Hasty in Judoino.

''Thi~ is an outraged" exclaimed the
citizen who was being tarred and
feathered.
mo. a prank" insisted the others
Regarding these more narrowly, the
citizen now perceived that they were
college students. whereupon he apollo
gized for his hasty and ill-considered
characterization OF their conduct-De-
troit Journal.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
A Stroke of pInlomxcx.

Stranger@Isn't that the Home fer
Women over there7
Citizen-That's what It was formerly
called, but it's known a. the old
Ladies' Home now.
Stranger-Why did they change the
manner
Citizen-It was becoming too crowd
ed.-Chicago News
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Then He Quit.

DR.. Emily Blackwell. one OF the pic.
neers OF her sex In medicine, heard a
young physician deliver fierce dia-
tribe against opening the doors OF the
profession to women. When he ceased
abe asked: "Will you please tell me
one reason why they should not prac-
tice medicine7" Certainly, madam;
they haven't the muscle. the Drawn,
the physical strength" 'I see. sir. Your
conception OF a sick-room is a slaugh-
ter-house; mine is not"-Argonaut
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Safe From Drowning.

Winter Visitor Tin Florida)-"I should
lave dearly to go sailing. but 1t looks
dangerous. Do not people often get
drowned In this bay?"
Waterman-"No, indeed, mum. The
sharks never let's anybody drown
New York Weekly.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Experience VS.. Arithmetic.

Teacher-Johnny may stand up to re-
cite: Now. Johnny suppose / borrow
$50 from your father and agree to pay
IS q week. how long will IL be before
he gets his money?
Johnny-Just one week.
Teacher-Oh. think again; that's not
right.
Johnny-Yes, It IL. 1 know my ia
Their. He'd have you up in the Courts
by that time.-New York World.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Tried the Experiment.

My! hasn't that woman . sour look
Ing face?"
Eyes. She must have heard that lem
on juice was good for the complexion"
philadelphia Bulletin.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Price of Affection.

The Mother-'I am sure you would
learn to love my children"
Nurse-"What wages do you pay7"
The Hother-"Eighteen pounds q
year"
Nurse-"I am afraid. ma'am, could
only be affectionate with them at that
prics."-Glasgow Evening Citizen.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Essential Eacta.

II called in" said the puffy little
man. ito say that your story about the
fire next door to me yesterday was all
wrong"
All wrong7" asked the editor.
Yes. sir! Why. hang It, sir. spell
my name with two SIS. and make
soap. not shoe blacking."--Philadel-
phla North American.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Closing Out Sale.

We offer until January 18th, 1900,
our nice parlor lamps and fine pic
lures left over from Christmas, at
actual cost, for cash only, to close
them out. Call early and make q
selection. This offer is for cash
only and good to January 10.
DoDD & Co.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Just Cause for Pride.

New Boarder-What q conceited man
Mr.. Epson is! Don't you think so?
OLD Boarder-Yes, and I should be
equally as conceited were I In his DO
sition.
New Boarder-How is that?7
Old Boarder-He IL the only boarder
In the house who ever succeeded In
capturing the oyster in the soup three
days In suecession.-Chicago News.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Its Field.

II have an invention which will rev.
olutionize the world" said the boaster.
There ought to be a great demand for
something like that in Central and
South America" replied the matter
of-fact manipulating Chronicle-Tel-
egraph.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16

The omnibus company OF Paris, on
the occasion OF the Exposition next
year, will have 90 lines and /, 500 vehi-
cles. performing $4,000 Journeys a day,
and capable Of Transporting 1.os2. eo1
passengers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Measuring 81 Time.

Just when the day became divided
into hours Is not known: nor is the
process explained. The Greeks and Ro-
; mans measured time by the water
glass and the sun dials. The hour glass.
allied with sand, was the outgrowth OF
these vessels. from which the water
drspped through tiny openings.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Historical Item.

Tommy-"Paw. who was II said the
voice OF the people is the voice OF
God?"
Mr.. Ffgg-'I've forgotten now, but
I'll bet he didn't say 1t just after get
ting defeated at the polls. INDIAN
apolis Journal
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Good MedIcsi Advice.

Graduate-''Now that have my
medical diploma, Professor, where
would you advise me to practice for
Wealth."
Professor-"In any frst-class health
'esort."-Detroit Free Press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
AZ They Come.

"A doctor cannot very well choose
HIS patients"
Why. no. suppose If he could he
woulint have such an ill-assorted lot"
philadelphia Bulletin
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
New Version.

1t has been said that speech was
given man to conceal his thoughts
This Is not the true answer. Speech
was given to man to prevent other
people from talking.-Boston Tran
script
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1900-02-16
Easily Corrected.

There are some grave charges
against Mr.. Goner's family"
Very WELL" said the undertaken,
add them to my bill."-Cleveland
Leader.