The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-09-12

tors whose ancestors WOulu De asudLu-
ed to admit he belonged to the
family.
The man who suddenly came 10
contact with goat did not have to
consult dictionary to find out what
abutment.
~s CUBAN RELIEF cures
PIdMfef o0lio, Neurslsia and resthsses s,a1s che
and Summer Complaints. Price, 20 Cene'
Sold by Julian E. Kaufman.
The average man spends lot Of
time criticisipg the work of others
that be would better spend in prose-
cutting his own.
Half of the fancy things woman
has she originally bought as presents
for some other woman, only she
couldn't bear to give them away.
Ramon's Tonic Liver Pills, pleas
ant remedy for all diseases arising
from disordered or torpid liver
They are the modern cure for consti-
patton, biliousness, sick headaches,
specks before the eyes, etc. They
do not sicken or gripe, mild in action,
thorough in effect. Ouly one dose,
sugar coated and pleasant to take.
Price, rs cents q box, at the Bazaar.
1t is a strange fact that the right
hand, which is more sensitive to the
touch than the left, is less sensitive
than the latter 10 the effect OF heat or
cold.
Women ought not to be allowed to
belong to clubs or discuss things till
they can make their shirt waists and
the tops of their skirts stay together.
The emergency bags sent by a
church society to Kansas soldiers 10
the Philippines contained among the
necessities box Of D-Witt's Witch
Hazel Salve, the we'll known cure for
piles, injuries and skin diseases. The
ladies took care to obtain the original
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve know
| ing that all the counteifeits are
are worthless. j.. Kaufman.
It is sincerely to be hoped that
when one John Huff married Miss
Strychnine iu West Virginia town
the other day he took her for better
and not for worse.
When arrayed in bis official clothes,
the Sultan of Johore is a glittering
curiosity. BE wears gems worth
Sl2,000,000. They sparkle in bis
crowd, on bis epulete, in his girdle
and in his cuffs.
Large sun spots, astronomers say,
caused the extreme heat this sum
mer, aud doctors declare nearly all
the prostrations were induced by
disorders of the stomach. Good
health follows good digestion. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure digests what you
eat. If you have indigestion o,
dyspepsia it will quickly relieve and
permanently cure you. j E Kauf
mann.
The larynx Of man in Sydney
| Australia, became useless through
disease, and he lost his voice. Pro
fessor Stuart, of the University Of
S, dney, is said to have made an
artificial one, and it can be so regu-
lated as TO make the voice soprano
tenor, coutralto or bass at will.
| Soubrette-"I'll never speak to
Cholly again as long as 1 live" In
genue-"Why not?" Soubrette-
He asked INC if was going to dine
anywhere TO- night, and when l told
him I wasn't The mean thing said:
How hungry you'll be tomorrow
morning."
The progressive nations of the
| world are the great food consuming
| nations. Good food we'll digested
gives strength. If you cannot
digest all you eat, you need kodol
| Dsspepsia Cure. It digests what
you eat. You need not diet Your
| self. 1t contains all of the digest
ants combined with the best known
tonics and reeonstructives. It will
even digest all classes Of foods in a
bottle. NJ other preparation will
do this. It instantly relieves and
quickly cures all stomach troubles.
J. z. Kaufman.
Well either have to get new
girl or new icemap, George. ''Let
it be new iceman, then. What's
the trouble" This iceman is so
good looking that he makes Maggie
nervous. Yesterday morning she
got so mixed up that she tried to