The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-10-11

The best that money can buy should be
your aim in choosing medicine, and this is
fail.
Obliging. First traveller-"Can we have
beds here tOnight?" Obliging hOstesS-tsOh,
yes, Sir" First traveller-sHave you-er-
i any-er-inSectS in this house," Obliging
hostess. "No, sir But we can get you some -
Punch.
The Great Remedy of the day is unques-
tiOnably PAIN-kILLER, for the instant re-
lief of all burns, Scalds, bruises, ETC., and for
pains in the stomach and bowels as well as in
sudden attacks of cholera mOrbuS. No fam
lily should pretend to keep house without it
always by them. Avoid substitutes, there
is but one Pain-Killer, Perry Davis. Price
Csc. and SOC.
He. 'Well, there's one thing; you never
hear of man wishing he was woman .
She. "Of course not. 1t might be his fate
to marry some horrid man." Boston Trans
script.
Can't be perfect health without pure
blood. Burdock Blood Bitters makes pure
blood. Tones and invigorates the whole
system.
Artistic Research sAnnie Nibbens is
is that?" ''She's the kind that doesn't tell
! anything herself, but gets you to tell all
you know [Chicago Record.
'Tisn't safe to be a day without Dr.. Thom-
as Electric Oil in the house. Never can
tell what moment an accident is going to
happen.
A Total Loss. 81 think that I'll be mar
ried on my birthday" said Miss Tommey.
"What.'' exclaimed Miss Frocks, holding
up her hands in CONSERVATION, "and lose
one entire set of presents Detroit Free
Press.
Everybody's liable to itching piles. Rich
and poor, old and young-terrible the tor
ture they suffer. Only one sure cure. Doan' s
Ointment. Absolutely safe; can't fail.
A Fool Reckoning. St. Peter-SThere is
you explain that??'' OiToole-" Most likely
4 that's thin ten dollars OF borred from Mis-
ther O'Grady." Harlem Life.
! No such thing as ''summer complaint
where DR.. Fowler's Extract of Wild Straw
berry is kept handy. Natures remedy for
looseness of the bowels.
Compensation. Cleverton-'1 find now
adays that if a man wants to marry girl
he has to work till he gets her. Dashaway
-"But if it's the right girl he doesn't have
to work afterwards. Brooklyn Life.
What Shall We Have for Dessert?
This question arises in the family every
day Let us answer it to-day. Try Jell-O,
a delicious and healthful dessert Prepared
in two minutes. No boiling. no baking
add boiling water and set to cool. Flavor
Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Straw
berry. At your grocers, 10 cts. 1yl0
Mother-"Why, children, what's all this
noise about?" Little Freddy-''We,ve had
board for an hour, an when they get little
angrier I'm going to play going into the
lions cage" Tit-Bits.
Judging by Other Instances. 'sYou think
you ought to undertake the publication Of
this novel, do you" asked the head of the
publishing house. "Wel, l think it would
be financial success cautiously replied
the reader. "Why?" ''Because it is writ
ten by girl, and deals with subjects Of
which she ought to know very little "
Chicago Evening Post.
A Pleasant Duty.-When ! know any
thing worthy of recommendation, l con-
Murdoch Of Hamburg, Pa. 'Dr. .Agnew,s
Catarrhal Powder has cured me of Catarrll
of five years standing. 1t is certainly mag
zeal in its effect. The first application bene-
fitted me in i've minutes. 80 cts. Sold by
Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes Il Co.'S.
The Minister. ''Im sorry tea hear, Jock,
that you're all on a strike down at the auld
lOWH. L Ill SUI pIlSeN dl w. DlnHtt Se heH
that the Apostle Paul says, Servants obey
your masters in all things"' The Elder
ssAye, | ken, but that just where me and the
Apostle Paul differs Moonshine.
Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart acts
directly and quickly, stimulates the hearts
action, stops most acute pain, dlspels all
signs of weakness. fluttering, sinking,
smothering OF palpitation. This wonderful
cure is the sturdy ship which carries the
heart-sick patient into the haven of radiant
and perfect health. Gives relief in most
acute forms of heart disease in 80 minutes.
Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. \. Howes
Il Co.,
A Test Edith Ito Ethel, who has Just re-
turned from Europe:) SO, Ethel, were you
seasick? ." Ethel sSeasick. Why, Edith,
| went into the stateroom and sat down on
my best hat-and ! didn't care" Life
Take One of Dr. Agnews Liver Pills
after dinner. 1t will promote digestion and
overcome any evil effects of too hearty eat
ing. Safe, prompt, active, painless and
pleasant. This effective little pill is sup
planting all the old school nauseous purga-
tives. 40 doses 10 cents. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. \. Howes Il CO...
A Certainty-Playwright sometimes
| doubt whether this play will be a success"
Manager: ''Nonsense. 1t has no plot; it
abounds in cheap sentimentality; it is vul-
|
1t can't help but succeed" Life.
Those Worrying Piles!-One applca-
ton of DR.. Agnew's Ointment will give you
comfort. Applied every night for three to
six nights and a cure is effected in the most
stubborn cases of Blind, Bleeding, or Itch
ing Piles. DR.. Agnew's Ointment cures
Eczema and all itching and burning skin
by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes Il
| Co.'S.
Ethel: "When man talks all by himself,
what is he called?" Mamma: Why, that S
called a 'monologue." Ethel: ooh, see.
When the cats get to talking on the back
fence, that's catalogue, isn't it?" Phila-
delpha Record.
can International Courtship'' the new
and absorbingly interesting novel by Mel
vile Kirke, has been described by a leading
hla iaaxol >, If is tho Stor1. of ho.