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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
GIRLHOOD. MANHOOD AND
MOTHERHOOD
Are Renovated, Regulated aud Re-
stored by the Pelvic Catarrh Remedy,
Pcruua.

Are Renovated, Regulated aud Re
stored by the Pelvic Catarrh Remedy,
Peruna.
Mrs +, G. Everly 5o5 Diamond street,
Philadelphia, Pa. says Il feel wei,
never felt better, thanks to your atteh-
ton aud Prruna | Will he glad TO do all
| can in the way Of advancing the sale
of Your valuable medicine 10 think
permu the hest medicine have tried at
any time Since began taking peruna
we have never been without it,
Read what au elderly woman SayS-a
woman who has passed through an the
phases, crises aud experiences of girl
hood, Womanhood and motherhood; II
really believe that every woman in the
world ought To have peruna on hand an
the time; for, if She gets tired, peruna
refrcShes her, il she gets nervous, il
soothcS her. if Respondent, it cheers and
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Irregularities OF her monthly periods.
1T Is constant friend TO the expect
ant mother; a never failing standby to
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Of life comes on, no medicine on earth is
Of equal efficacy TO thc woman in this
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matter"
Miss Bertha r.. Sargent writes: II can
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We have used peruna in our family for
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to yoG. however. my health is fully re-
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favor Of your medicines
IF you can use any words of mine to
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our town could read your book. There
would be great deal less sickness and
puuy women.
send for free copy Of DR., Hartmau's
book on catarrhal diseases peculiar to
women Address The peruna Medicine
Co, Columbus Ohio
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

think of the Philippines. Harper S
Ba21r
Have you been fooled YETI" asked
Miss Flypp OF Mr. Gasket on the after
noon of April the first mo. Miss
Flypp, replied Gaskett, who is a con-
scienceless bachelor, you ssc ! have
never been married Harpers Bazaar
Mrs. Won Blumer-'I ar getting so
care less and less for people in the
aggregate That afternoon tea was a
great bore. Mr.. Won Blumer-' What
did YOU go for, then?' Mrs Won
Blumer-"l wanted to see who was
there - Harper's Bazaar
Mrs. Peterkin Without exception
YOU are the most obstinate, perverse
man | ever saw" Peterkin-" What
have done now?' Mrs. Peterkln-
why, | have had that new cough mix
ture in the house month and You
haven't once caught cold!"-H Harper $
Bazar
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
NOTES BY THE FUNNY MEN.

Doctor, my wife has lost her voice,
what can | do about it, Go home
late some night. - Harper's Bazaar.
PoliticdS-"The question is, What
shall we do with our new possessions?
Young hub-I'n tell you what / do
with mine walk the floor nights
with it. Harper's Bazaar
neutrality-suspicious. wife is at the
door. sir and would like to speak to
YOU a moment" Mr.. Sellers--"Yes;
just see what my balance at the banl,
is will you?'- Harper's Bazaar
SO Jeddings has a job doing dirty
work for the government What,
Has he turned politeian? mo. no;
not so bad as that He is making
filthy lucre in the mint Philadelphia
Bulletin
However We may disagree, the ma
jority of Ms Americans are genuinely
patriotic" oh don't know.
notice that most of us turn to the
South African war news before We
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
FlIUNlGHT FLYER TO ST. LOUIS
Via the Wabash Road.

On and after June 5 new Wabash train
viii leave Chicago at 1880 p NJ. aud arrive
ST. Louis 1855 a NJ. returning, this train
will leave ST. Louis 30 p NJ and arrive
Chicago 500 A. NJ Two other fast trains
via the Wabash If th, does not suit you. All
equipment Wp.to.date. Write or cali for
maps and time schedule. City Ticket Office
81 Adams 81, Chicago.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
RAPID ADVANCEMENT

JINGLE knew that fellow Storms,
the comedian, would come to the
front
Weler-And he has, has he?
yes. You remember he used to play
the part of the hind legs Of the ele-
phant in the pantomime?"
"Nes!"
Well, now he's playing the front
legs"
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

II you want special Inside price on
binder Irvine, either Sisal. standard or Man
lla, cut this notice ont and mail to Sears,
Roebuck d Co lBindcr Irvine Depart
menD, Chicago stating about how much
Irvine you viii require ANA how soon YOU viii
want It, ana they will save you money by
quoting you price that will either secure
your order or compel the party Who supplies
you TO sell TO you at 4 lower price than he
otherwise would
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
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Write day for these books. They are the keys
to health vigur suerrsl and happiness.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
CROSS PLAINS PICNIC,

An excursion will be run TO Cross
Plains tomorrow for the picnic held by
the Fidelia society The Madison Mid
ways and Badgers will play game Of
ball The .ilwaukee road will give a
round trip fare of 80 cents
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
r-1lU
A TIMELY EXPLANATION

LADY, gave you money yesterday
because you said you wanted to buy
some bread then you turned right
straight around and walked into a
saloon with it,
Beggar- True, lady; sad but true!
am one nv dem ahsent-minded beg
gdrs w'ot Ruddy Kipling sobs about
Judge
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
What DO the Children Drinkp

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have
you tried the new food drink called
GRAlNOf Ii is delicious and noursh-
ing, and takes the place OF coffee The
more Grain-O yon give the children the
more health you distribute through their
systems. GrainO is made OF pure grains,
and when properly prepared tastes like
the choice grades OF coffee, hut costs
about a as much. All grocerS sell it. 15c
and 2Jc
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
NO FUN AT ALL.

did you feel very keenly your
broken engagement, Clementine?"
Yes; but | don't think my heart
was involved; my grief resulted from
the wrench caused by changing my
mind Detroit Free Press
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
lMPRUDENl GIRL,

When Doris by the Preside sits
And says, "Atchoo, Atchco!"
know she's been out strolling in
A low cut Easter shoe.
Indianapolis Journal
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

Ask your Grocer to-day to show you a
package Of GRAIN-O, the new food
drink that takes the place " coffee. The
children may drink it without injury a.
wei Us the adult. All who try il Xix. il.
GRAlNO has that rich seal brown of
Mocha OF Java, bat IL is made from pure
grains, and the most delicate stomach re-
ceire> b without distress. y. the price Of
coffee BE aud 2ac per package. Sold
By aI srOcers.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

Paris stree. cars are compelled to
keep eight seats vacant from the
starting point to TIE first stopping
Mace SO that persons at the latter
p.ace may he accommodated
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

Kitchner reports that the beers at
tackled a reconstruction train north of
the Rhenoster river. He drove the
enemy away One man was killed
and II wounded, including two officers
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

A en- e3 boy Who broke into
kansas gg hardware store said be
wanted some tools In ordsr to
make aagG leg f9r himself
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
OFF-HAND GUESS.

Uncle Aleck what is a piano reci-
tal?"
Well, one woman pounds the piano
and all the rest talk Detroit Free
Press
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

At Liberty Mo, Ernest Il eleven
ger was hanged for the murder Of
George Allen and Della Cleyenger. his
cousin. in 1897. Clevengcr was jealous.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

Mrs. John V. l.. Pruyn of Albany, n.
Y, owns several specimens Of the
handiwork Of Paul Revere as a silver
smith.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
IT Is EVEN so.

He's living out his destiny,
And doesn't fret or whine,
For at the bootblacks birth the seer
Said he was born to shine.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
lydia {, pinkham's Vegetable Compound

TI7.2f fisG slfs1asf reliance
Can DC glazed xsson Iris
great ssf21scine Is feSSi-
fled to hy an army of
grateful women who have
Seen Hclpcd by IL.
Mrs. Ps1kisass., who has
tho greatest and most
successful exnerienco In
tie world to qualify nor,
will advise you FREQ Of
charge. Her address fs
Lynn, Mass. Write to nor.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot.
Ease, Il powder for the feet 1t makes
tight or new shoes feel easy Cures
Corns BuniunS, Swollen. Hot and Sweat
ing Feet At all druggists and shoe
stores, Doe Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen 5. Olmstcd. Leroy. y. Y,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
Lanes Family r1edicine

Moves the bowels each day In order 10 be-
healthy this Is necessary Acts gently on
the lives and Kidneys Cures sick headache
Price ~ aHd Doe
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

MIS-. Wlnsiow's SOOTHING SYRUP for children
toethlbg eofteus the gums, reduces iuflamma-
tion allay- pain, cures wind collie DC bottle.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

daFut ieve PisJs Cure Tor Cousump-
lua t.- az quail for coughs and colds
1aHS 3ll Trinity Springs, Ind Fcb.
p. $500
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

Italian soldiers are allowed two
hours in the middle of the day for a
nap.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

Ii Is said that 500 acres Of timber are
destroyed IA the United States every
day in the year.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

John A. Russell of Elgin was APP
pointed attorney general of Porto
Rico.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

Bermuda IS called the cycler's para
disc, the natural coral formation max
ing excellent roads
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

Uncle sam uses thr ees' VI sHtrthfae
Une5e sam ge,.- carter luh DE
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

VITALITY low, dvhtRttvi or exhausted cured
by ~, kliuc's lpNiEomtUg fnuir FREE 81 Trial
Bottle containing WutsS utpmout. IN kllnes
institute, 9l Arch Street. Philadelphia. Founded 1871,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

The plant OF the Tifln Ohio Bent
Wood and Lumber company was de-
str8yed by fire. loss $50, 000
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21
The
urn
of Life

Tf'is is a critical period
I'm the life of every woman
arS no mistakes should
Ge mace.
Ehc CHc recognized and
reNalte k'ctp for women
w.so are approaching and
pas sing through Iris
Wonr'e-fs! change is
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

New Jerseys 3,77S corporations will
pay taxes amounting TO sl,554,126.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-06-21

Hairs Catarrh Care
e. tNlen internally Price Is cents
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-02-16
Owing to the recent severity of the
fighting there seems plenty OF oppor-
tunity ahead for all such relief work.


During the school term when chill.
dren must go continually and are SUBJ
jected to all kinds of weather they are
SUSCEPTIBLE to no more dangerous
malady than sore throat This, how
ever, can be avoided by any mother
who will follow out the directions CIV
en- here: The treatment consists in
thoroughly swabbing the back Of the
mouth and throat with wash made
thus: Table salt. two drains; black
pepper, golden seal. nitrate of potash,
alum, one dram each. Mix and pull
verize, put into a teacup half full OF
water, stir we'll and then fill up with
good vinegar. Use every half-hour.
one, two and four hours, as recovery
progresses. The child may swallow
little each time. Apply one ounce each
of spirits OF turpentine, sweet oil and
aqua ammonia, mixed. every hour, to
the whole OF the throat and to the
breast bone every four hours, keeping
flannel to the part. In case Of severe
cold it is better to administer the treat
ment over night and in the morning
the soreness will be found to have en-
tirely disappeared.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-02-16

The above cut Is the likeness OF Mr..
f. Van Dyck who has announced his
name 40 candidate for alderman Of the
4th ward subject to the republican city
primaries; he WAS born in 1860 in Dav-
export, Iowa, came to Des Moines 10
1879, where he worke later; helearned
the trade Of plumning AID opened up q
plumming shop Of his own six years q
60 and by his str ok attention to busi-
ness has made q success and won the
confidence Of the public. He has AL
ways been good republican, never
ast ing or holding any Office and his
friends now think it is time for him to
come out Is he would make q good
councilman. His friends are working
hard for him and he will be glad to re-
ceive any support that the colored Eco.
pie may give h i'm.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-02-16
PRocREss OF THE soUrH.
Twenty Pears Have Aaown . Rsmark-
able Growth In Dixie. 4i

twenty Years Have Aaown . RsmArk.
able Growth In Dixie.
The industrial progress OF the south
during the past twenty years has been
phenomenal. In the past ten years the
production OF wheat has increased 81
per cent in the south, and the number
Of hogs raised there during that period
has nearly doubled. Seventy-two vari-
ettes OF field crops are now grown
where .ther formerly was nothing but
cotton, and sixty-five varieties of vege-
tables. fruits aud melons are raised in
the south for markets In the north.
While i've years ago the cotton mills
In the south consumed but720 900 bales
OF cotton. their consumption amounts
to nearly 100000 bales in the $50
mills. with 4,952,092 spindles and 10A,-
446 looms. The number Of mills has
increased 2o6. and OF spindles and
looms $40 per cent. The finest blankets
made In the country are now manu-
featured In North Carolina, where 104
wooden mills are In operation. The
finest grade Of wool can be grown In
the south almost as cheaply as cotton.
Two decades ago the south produced
annually but 100000 tons Of bitumin-
Gus coal: that product has now passed
the 40.00O.00O mark, and of the $4,000
square miles Of coal fieldt in the south
only about 1000 are under develop
ment. While two decades ago less
than 100000 tons Of iron were pro-
duced, the production has now grown
to 100000 tons of very superior ar
ticle. And the iron industry OF the
south Is as yet in its infancy. There
are enormous iron ore deposits in dif-
ferent parts Of that section Of the
country which have thus far not been
touched at all. This is but short
summary Of the progress made in the
south during the past twenty years,
but 1t sutflces to indicate the possible.
ties OF that part Of the country and
what Is in store for it in the future.
since 1t Is no longer limited to cotton.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-02-16
VIM. BOWEN FOR ALDERMAN OF
FOURTH WARD,

In the polictical scrap for nomination
Of mayor, the Importance OF electtnS the
hest men for aldermen must not be lost
sight Of.
Inc selection of good men for alder
men Is one Of the greatest Importance.
and in the Fourth ward 1t Is doubly 80,
because the democratic vote In this
ward is SO large that the republican
party must look carefully as to who,
Il nominated by the republican party.
can win at the election.
This ward Is now represented by
democrat, and unless a wise NOM
ina is made, q democrat will again
be elected. We believe that William
Bowen possesses the confidence Of the
voters of his ward.
He is a member Of the Woodmen and
Masonic societies, being member OF
Pioneer lodge and Corinthian chapter.
He asks the colored voters of the Fourth
ward to be with him for alderman.
He has been all his life a hard work.
ing member of the great party from
which his friends bring him forward
as candidate for this recognition. He
has never held office. He has always
been ready to lead the party fights
when there was hard work to do, and
he only goes into this fight as candi-
date on the earnest solicitation of many
Of the prominent business men OF his
ward. He has the qualifications to make
an able representative Of the ward and
Of the whole city. He was candidate
two years ago and while ut that time
comparatively few knew him, he re-
ceived the highest number OF votes at
the primaries OF any candidate except
Mr.. Beck.
Mr.. Bowen. II elee ted. will make
strong man in the council and VIII ma
terially assist in pushing to the utmost
Of his ability the movement for sub
stantial bridge at Sixth street. He will
cooperate with the library board and
thinks. from what information he now
has on the subject, that some changes
in the wards could be made that would
more nearly comply with the law and
give the voters better satisfaction. He
ia secretary Of the Imperial Accident
Insurance company, and Is strong
among the business men especially.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-02-16
LINCOLN.

Yellow. flowing Sangamon.
Slipping around the muddy bar,
Sometimes with soothing undertone,
Sometimes with f,r.off sounds of wal!
Like Lincoln. born to humble ways,
Not ELAN. nor strangely passion whirled,
Yet in thy bosom hid the days
That changed the years that changed
the world.
Yelow.aowing Sanganon,
How oft thou hast reflected him
In anxious hours, in times long gone,
So long the winding way is dim!
A rugged face where honor shone,
Where sacrifice andpstisnce lay;
An independent grace his own;
1n solemn eyes a griet always.
Yellow.aowing Sagamon.
How oft he sought Thy friendly tide.
Oppressed by reading in the dawn
The SD less night it prophesiedl
The cruel dawn, that sent n cloud
Forward across the untried years
The wilderness of little shroud,
The soundleSs depths Of manhood's
tears.
Yellow flowing San canon
That played among the hollow reeds.
Careless that be had come to con
Problems Of life and Trojan deeds,
Oh. let US sit and hear thee tell
or his lone hours. nor miss a word,
Thou who didst hold him with spell
From violet star to waking bird!
Yel!ow.aowing Sangamon.
There was man without peer!
Noblest since our own Washington,
OF knightIy purpose, square and clear.
oh, foolish sight that yet is blind!
Oh. vain regret that will not enc!
Where Is the martyr Of our KIND?
Who is the poor plain peoples frisnt7
Few statesmen are so truly great
They can look down on rank and pride;
Few SO pure purposed toward the state
They have no giIded mark to hide.
But, answer in thy song to-day,
Shall the old patriot hope on?
Will these new he 1T pangs pass away,
YeIlow.flowlng Sangamon?
Chicago. Agnes E. Mitchell.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-02-16
NEWTON NOTES.

Mr.. A. Fine has returned from . busi.
ness trip to Ottumws.
Mrs. E. Pillow has returned from Des
Moines and reports her son to be improv-
lug.
Miss Ella Mayes has recovered from an
attack of la grippe.
Mr.. H. Welton was indisrosed several
days last week.
Sunday. Feb. 10, will be Quarterly
meeting at the A. NJ. E. Chnrch.
The many friends Of Mr.. Fred Green
will be p lined to hear that he has been
dangerously i'll at Phoenix, ArIz. and
there ia but little hope Of his recovery he
will return home this week, accompa MED
by his wife.
Aliens day will be observed at the A.
M. +. Church "Wednesday evening. An ex'
oelent programme has been prepared.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-02-16
RAY & HARKINS, 1907 Center st..
is the best place to buy coal.

NOTICE OF EXPIRATION OF RIGHT OF
REDEMPTION.
To J. s. Parker lin whose name the Same Is
taxed:
You and each Of you are hereby notified
that on the 18th day of December, A. D. 1896,
the following described real estate to-wit:
Lot number Fourteen, Block number three,
Anderson and Vennerstrcm's Addition to
Commerce, and all situated within the County
of Polk and State of Iowa. was sold for the
then DELINQUENT and unpaid tax Of the year
1895, to c. C. Hartley, that the undersigned is
now the legal owner and holder OF the certi-
ficates of purchase issued in pursuance OF the
above mentioned sale: and that the right Of
redemption will expire and deed for the land
be made unless redemption is made within
ninety days from the completed service here
of.
A. TERRY,
Owner and Holder OF Certlucate.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-02-16
Toy Watch Swallowed

A toy watch, about the size OF Q
quarter, swallowed by Alma Todt.
years old, Of 225 North Ashland avenue,
was located in the pit Of her stomach
by means Of x rays. The watch would
have caused death ultimately. The
little girl is in a precarious condition
and a surgical operation will be neces-
sary to remove the timepiece. The
little girl swallowed the watch while
playing in the parlor Of her home.
She held it dangling from a chain.
then placed it in her mouth. In some
way the fastening became loosened
and she started coughing, forcing t
down her throat.-ChicaGo Chronicle.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-02-16
Reminded the ColOrad Brother.

The pastor of colored congregation
was warming up to the climax OF his
sermon and his auditors were waxing
more and more excited. II wahns yer.
o my congregashun, against de sin Nv
crap-shootin l wahns yer against de
sin Nv whisky drinlin', and de sin NV
chicken-raisin', an l wahns yer, my
breddern. against de sin NV melon
stealin!" A devout worshiper in the
rear of the church jumped to his feet
and snapped his fingers excitedly.
"Whuffo does yer, my brudder, r'ar up
an snap yo fingers when l speaks Nv
melon-stealin'?" asked the preacher.
"Kase yo' jes' minds me whar I ler
NAH overcoat." replied the devout wor-
SHIPPER. as he subsidized into his seat
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-02-16
JUST FOR FUN.

Ghe-Did your grandfather live to a
green old age? He-Well, should say
90: He was buncoed three times after
be was seventy.
She-You know It Is q woman's priv
Ilege to change her mind. He-I know
it Is: but when a man changes his hs
has to pay damages.
Yes. SIR" said the man in Cell III:
time was when I was admitted to the
very best houses" And what brought
you here?" "They caught me coming
out"
"Gnasbrain lost his head when he
was called upon to speak last night"
Must have felt as l did when lost
my pocketbook-glad there was moth
Ing in It,"
Isn't my new dress becoming to
me?" asked the delighted wife. Yes.
replied the head of the establishment,
and l suppose the bill will soon be
eomina In uA"