The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1900-12-15

Press.
YoU mustn't conclude that dentist
is mad because you find him grinding
his teeth
YER musn' tink case ere woman's
got er pretty mug dat she's got er
white heart
Crooks amt gotno right to have any
frien's De sporty-boy wot has er
frien' viii DO time
POSITION is everything" as the
Office seeker remarked when he was in
Washington trying to get one. -SJi-
ings
THE people in this country are not
in need Of any new language. Many Of
them cannot speak the one they have.
-Rielmond State
IT. Sullivan starts a sporting paper
in Boston, as he coniemplates doing,
be ought 70 employ Mitchell as fight
ing editor Teras SJiings.
UNFnEguDIcFD people who have heard
a mother talk contidentally 70 her only
baby do not see any need ia this world
for Volapuk. Somerrine Journal.
CurID. little wretch. is blind.
And tho his darts are aiena and krs..
When he shoots ai pretty maids
He's forever making Mrs
A coRGEsPoanEyI asks. "Would you
or any Of your many readers inform a
constant reader how 70 learn to play
the futeg" Not il We know ourselves.
-Rarebis.
A wENmEn q the Kansas Legislature
was recently hung IN elHgy. and dis
gusted political opponent says His
tory may we'll ask Why in efigy 2'-
Mocking Bird
Tar editor Of the Gorham N. H.
Mouniaineer has evidently been kick
ing himself He says; "Some people
are never satisfied IN being kicked by a
donkey. "--Arcoia Record.
AFTIn q midnight lunch Of mince-
pie. a citizen complained Of hornd
dreams, in which he was chased by
pirates @Alinco pirates probably. =
calmly suggested bis wife.
A HoLr ID the ground and q smell Of
gas sold Tor 5000 ia Ohio the other
dav. The hols was found 10 b. all
right lut The smell q gas disappeared
with the owner 81 the land
"WmL you be kind enough. pa. said
Bobby. in low. well-modulated tone
OF voice. 80 give me another piece Of
pief" "No. sir. replied the old man,
you've had enough" ma, said Bobby.
"you tod me that poliieness always
pays Neic York SnlL
Hr 10 Mrs shawsgarden Of 81.
Louis. after the opsml May | pot
hope. Miss shavsgarden, that you will
eat few oysters before going homer
She Thanks, you are kind. Mr.. Mule
heel. but ] shall want but few. those
peanuts were so hearty. -Neir York
sun
ExraAcT from an unpublished novel:
~As Augustus left the door old Mr..
Brown came out and threw an old shoe
after him. for good luck a.. Augustus
surmisat. There was number nine
foot in iheshoe. however, and Augustus
Galt his speed greatly accelerated ~
Journal Of Education
WIZ fuho has had the foreign
language aspa'm'l john, do You
know I am getting on splendiily with
my French2 / am really beginning to
think in the language. Husband lin
torcsted IN bis paperl ~ Is that sog
Let me bear you think little in
French. h.-Neie York SUM-
aAlLAN." said Mrs Adair, family,
III I die you won't marry again. viii
voug" "Neyer." said Allan. firmly,
like a man who meant It, never 90.
we'll. then. said Mrs Adair in GONZALES
cent tones. "there is no use Of my dy-
ing just yet And with great per
versity she got WE'LL = Burdefie
OLD Mr.. Bently 20 his son home on
= visit from college Il see by the COLI
lege paper, George, that vou are one
Of the leaders in the German? George
Well -er-yes fasher Old Mr..
Bently-Well. ! s'pose 70 ought to
have some money to buy some German
books 20 read George earnestly
Yes. father. I think ought r The
Epoch
We must not hope wholly to change
their original tempers. nor make the
gay pensive and grave. nor the melan-
choly sportive, without spelling them.