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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

SPECIAL SEASIDE SUNDAY TRAIN
Leaves Astoria at $50 a. m: arrives at
Seaside 9:45 a. m.
Passengers may return on any train
shown on schedule on same date.
ALL TRAINS to and from Seaside run
OF Flavel and Hammond via Warren
ton.
All trains make close connections at
Goble with all Northern Pacific trains
to and from the east or Sound points,
AT Portland with all trains leaving
Union depot.
At Astoria with 1. R. & N Co.'S boaG
and rail- line to and from Ilwaco and
North Beach points.
THRoUG' TICKETS on sale at AS
toria for Gsmento. San Francisco, all
Eastern and European points
City ticket ONCE Astoria. 64 CQmmer.
tiai street. J. G. MAYO.
Gen'l Fr't and Pass. Agent.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

viii be held IN the church this after
neon at $3.50, II Is hoped there viii be
large attendance as business Of
special importance is 20 be transacted.
old Continental Ia standard high
grade Kentucky whisky. Absolutely
pure. and can be recommended TO those
aceling a stimulant for medical and eo-
clal use. Sold by Aug. DanlclSon. As
lorla. Oregon.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

Tho regular quarterly mteting Of
the womens auxiliary Of Grace church
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

The new four-masted schooner Sc
home was launched at Whatcom
few days ago, she being the first ves-
sci built on Bellingham bay. She ID
17s feet over all. and of $50 gross
tons.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

Al the opening games Of the Irving
Club Tuesday evysling Mrs. W. r.
Ichu.ier scored %. the highest nnm-
bot made. l, is announced that Thurs.
day evenings and every morning from
$3.50 10 ilaSo will b. reserved excius.
ivcly for the ladies.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18
WHITE COLLAR LINE

Columbia River and Plget sound Navi-
cation Company.
Bailey (,atzert leaves Astoria daily,
except Sunday. at .. m.
Leaves Portland daily except suns
day at u. m.
White Collar line tickets and o. r.
& N. tickets interchangeable on Bailey
Gatzert and Hassalo
A. J. Taylor. Astcri. -
q. B. SCOTT, Tsiephone Ia
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18
LEAVE
PORTLAND
ARRIVE

.Daily. tDally except Sunday.
Connecting at San Francisco with Oeci-
dental & Oriental. Pacific Nah and Oee-
anic steamship lines for
JAPAN, CHINA, AUSTRALIA.
HAWAII AND THE PHILIPPINES.
Rebate tickets on sale daily betWeen
Portland, Sacramento, and San Francis
co.. Net rates 81 frst-class, and 81 sec
ond-class. iRclvding sleeper.
Pates and tickets to Eastern points ana
Europe. Also Japan, China, Honolulu.
and Australia. Can be obtained from j. III
KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent, 1Sl Third 81.
R. KOEHLER, @, ii. MARKHAH.
Manager. @. II. e p. ~
Though tickets East for lowest rates.
Call on G. ] Trenchard, local agenf
Wells Fargo Copapany's once. Astoria.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

There Is practical standstill IN
shipping at Tacoma because OF lack
OF COAX There Is also pronounced
scarcity In San Francisco.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

crawnsh. cooked in wins. at the Ma.
tlonal Cafe.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

The shipping rates for lumber car
goes continue firm, and there is more
money In this trade at the present
prices than carrying coal or wheat.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

Percy II. Allen. q native OF Eng
land and Theresa o'Brlen, native OF
Austria We're granted final papers OF
citizenship yesterday.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

Roslyn coal ls the best and most eco
nomical coal for household use In AS
torla. Try It once and you will have
no other. George W. sanborn. Agent.
Telephone 1911.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

Roslyn coal lasts longer. is cleaner
and makes less trouble with stoves and
chimney fiues than any other. George
w. sanborn, Agent. Telephone 1911.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

The w c. 7. u. will hold very
short session al their rooms. corner
Eleventh and Bond sircc,r. this after.
noon. a. tbs ladies wish 70 spend the
time In entertaining thnir friends
and dispensing the good things 70
eat.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

Alex c. Glrard. who has been WIS.,
itlng his parents at Hoqulam. has re-
turned. Mr.. GIrard made trip to Sc
attic just before his return to AS
torta,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18
AROUND TOWN.

A. johnson. OF cathlAmet Is in the
city
Joseph oKeceo OF John Days IS In
the city.
Mrs. Samuel Maddox IL visiting In
Portland.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

J l.. Luis Of Deep river 10 in town,
registered at the Parker house.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

The Columblne viii 40 TO Yaquna
bay TO replace buoys that have gone
adrf, as soon as weather permits.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

Real estate transfers were recorded
yesterday as fellows: ]. Il, Glrstiup.
trustee, to Ada G.. Bryne lots and
4. block II. Astoria addition to War
rent0n; $3.50.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

Some funny incidents viii no doubt
develop out Of the new regulations
in coming years, Dame Fortune
sometimes does some high kicking
within a year or so, and cuts some
awkward capers with the career Of
man. For illustration. let us take the
imaginary case Of Mr.. Johndorf Wall
cob Astorbllt, distinguished finan-
cier. He is entered upon the regis
tration books in the regular manner
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

Mrs Burgess Partlow. clairvoyant
and trance medium. will hold circle
tonight, 25c. Main Street House.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

After an illness covering several
weeks Councilman sehorneelcau is
able 10 be about again.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

Three vessels are overdue and brok-
en are Offering re-lnSuranoe. as fol-
lows! Annie Thomas-FrOm Cardiff
for Acapulco, 40 days out today; 30
per cent. Rcllanoc-From Hamburg
for san Francisco. fss days out today
IS per cent. Mattcrhorn-From Ant
werp fof san Francisco. iI2 days out
today; 10 per cent,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

City Attorney Hughes 10 Stili con-
nhed TO his rooom from an attack OF
rheumatism.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

omcial announcement. has been made
that school district No. ., has made
levy OF twenty mills.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

n, C. Doyle and Mira Doyle Of sIl'
ver,on are stopping at the occldont.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

A Valentine ball viii be given by
Pacific lodge, Degree OF Honor, at
Ilanthorne'a hall February 9,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

G. II, callcndrr. the knapp,on mill
owner. Is in the city on business. a
gutSt at tho ooclden,.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

The Arab viii be delayed short
time longer In order to permit taking
on about 100 tons morc coal
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

Mrs Bruce OF Portland ia In che
city. visiting at the home Of her sis
Ter. Mm. J. C. Mayo.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-01-18

The British steamer Hupeh. 1876
tons. foundered In tho China sea Just
before chriatmas, Those on board
were put on RATS. enc Of which cap
sized and ita human freight went as
food 10 sharks. Forty'slx OF those
on board are missing.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13
PURELY PER SONAL.

Miss Nellie Folk is visitingl friends in
Cumberland.
Miss ri rec Brilliant has gone to Bal
timore on visit.
Mr. H. w. Boyer, Of Berkeley Springs,
spent Monday highs in this city.
Miss Lizzie Muth returned Monday
night from visitto Washington.
Mr.. c. F. Ashwood, Of Summit Point,
Va, spent Tuesday evening in this city.
Miss Dora Mathaei has left on two
months visit to Washington and Balti-
more,
Miss Carrie Mingle has returned from
a visit 10 her sister, Mrs. Price, in Roa-
noke, Va.
Mrs. Kancis Miller, of Crestlins, Ohio,
is visiting her aunt, Mrs. c. H. Sprinkle,
of this city.
Mrs. J. H. Diffenbacher Of Alleghaney
City is at the Berkeley for the remainder
of the month.
Mrs. w. A. Gard has gone to Cham
bersburg 10 see her father, Mr.. L. B. Eys-
Ter, who is very i'll.
Mrs. VIM. T. Stewart returned We'd
nesoay evening from short visit to rela-
tives in Hagerstown.
Mr.. Floyd Seckman. OF Washington. is
visiting his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel
Seckman, IN this city.
Mr.. Harvey Keller. formerly of this city,
now living in New York, spent several
days with friends here.
Mr. J. X. Rankin, of S. Queen street is
spending several days at the home Of Mr..
Henry Ambrose, near Arden.
Mr.. Joseph M. Goodman, formerly of
this city, now of Washington, d. c.,
spent Monday afternoon here.
Mr.. Frank Rabbit and little daughter
Margorie, of Rockville, Md, are visiting
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. LarKins.
Mrs. Joshua Gallaher and grand
daughter of Berkeley Springs. are visiting
her daughter, Mrs. John Bird, Boyd Ave.
Mr.. Daniel Schlotterbeck, Of Martins
burg. after visiting his parents in this city,
went to Johns Hopkins Hospital-Hag-
erstown Globe.
MIR. and Mrs. Benz. F. Fiery left Tues
day afternoon for Boonvile, Mo, where
they will spend part of the winter with
their daughter.
Mr.. John c. Davis and daughter, Miss
Molie, of Baltimore, stopped over here
Tuesday on their way home from Noun
tain Lake Park and will spend sometime
as the guest of Mrs. VIM. Edwards, West
Marin street.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13
Shenandoah junction.

Miss frankie Brown, of Haltown, is
the guest of Miss Addie Swami.
MIR. and Mrs. Jas. Snyder, of your vi
cinity, spent Saturday and Sunday here.
Mr.. and Mrs. los. Walper and Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. w. Johnson attended the funeral
of Mrs. Jno. Emmert, which took place in
Charles Town, Monday.
Mr.. Strother Brown, telegraph operator
at Frontville, is home on a vacation.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jos. Bell and Mrs. H.
Bell were the guests at Mr.. F. Hesser's,
near Kearneysville, Thursday.
Miss Mary Brown has entered the
Founding Hospital in Washington to as
sumed the duties of nurse.
A few weeks ago some 'prowlers of the
night made raid on Bardane, and stole
several saddles, almost new, besides a lot
OF other harness. Several nights after,
the store Of Mr.. Chas. Roberts was en-
tered and goods to the amount of SIS is
missing.
The wv. F. NJ. S." will meet at the res
idence of Mrs. Jno. Dreamer at the usual
hour Saturday, November grid.
Rev. George Hasel will preach at this
place at three p. m. instead of eleven a.
m, the usual hour.
Mrs. Bell, of Va, who has been visiting
her daughter-in-law Mrs Nan Bell. near
here, lett for Gerardstown Tuesday to
visit relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jno. Lloyd, of your city,
were Requests of relatives here Thurs
day.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13
THAT ALLEGED ALLIANCE.

There can be no sincerity in the Demo
cratic assertion that there was an alliance
between the Philippines under Aguinaldo
and the United States. They believed
nothing of the kind at the time of therati-
tication of the treaty of peace by which
the sovereignty of the Philippines passed
to the United States. and they we're fully
informed at that time of all that had
TRANSFERRED. Whatever may have been
the relation OF Aguinaldo to this country
then, it was apparent that, if he failed to
dlsband his army, and continued to resist
the authority of the United States in the
Philippines, after the transfer of the title
transfer to this country, he would be an
enemy of the country, and it would be-
come the sworn duty of the President TO
hurl against him The military and naval
i,r,e, oi This nation. Knowing that Mr.
Bryan deliberately resigned his position
in the army and went to Washington and
urged the ratification of the treaty, with
out asking our alleged ally anything about
it. He thereby helped 70 commission our
President to shoot down our alleged ally,
and to make it his duty to do so. Then
Democratic members of the Senate
and House. voted 10 increase the regular
army from $1,000 to 65, 900 men. and to
authorize the enlistment of $1,000 volun-
teers for the purpose of forcing our al
legged ally into submission to the authority
Of the United States.
If, at the time they believed Aguinald-
to te an ally of this country, they were in
doing so as treacherous, false and bruta
toward him and his people as Spaniards
Indians or savages could have been. Is
il possible for Mr.. Bryan, with all his re.
puted purity, generosity and keen sense
of Justice, could thus turn upon his friend
aad without even notice, convert him into
an enemy, and place him in rebellion
against the country. The only way to lei
Mr.. Bryan and his friends out of this un.
manly and un-American situation is tc
say they believed nothing of the kind a
that time. If that be trle. they do no
believe it now.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

man and has been successful in the
newspaper business and believes that
every county should be given its rightful
representation in he Legislature.
The Messenger was established,by Mr..
Buzzerd in 1895 The paper under his
ownership has been a success. He is a
director in the bank of Berkeley Springs a
member of the Board of Regents of tie
West Virginia school for the Deaf and
Blind, member of the M. E. church, Of
the |. O. .. F. and X. p. Mr.. Bufferd is
also Superintendent of the Methodist Sum-
day School and stands high as citizen in
the community in which he lives.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13
PROCLAMATION BY THE GOVERNOR
STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA. EXECUTIVE
DEPARTMENT..

STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA. EXECUTIVE
DEPARTMENT.
&c. w. Atkinson, Governor of the
State of West Virginia, Pursuant 10 the
Constitution and,laws OF the United States
of America and of the laws of tins State,
do hereby issue this, my proclamation
nouncing to the voters of the State Of
West Virginia that on the Tuesday next
after the First Monday in November, in
the year one thousand and nine hundred.
an election will be had held and conduct
ed throughout the State at the various
voting precincts thereof, for the purpose
of choosing six electors of President and
Vice President of the United States.
Given under my hand and the Great
Seal of State, at the City of Charleston on
thu the 4th day OF September. 1900, and
of the State the thirty-6ighth.
q. w. ATKINSON,
BY the Governor
w. M. 0. DAWSON, Sec'y of State.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13
Shanghai.
Fine weather.

Fine weather.
The farmers are about through seed
ing.
Our peach men are busy with their
peaches. 1t has been a fine season for
them, as they have realized good prices
all the time.
The health of our community is good at
present.
Miss Brucie N. Kitchen, of Martins
burg is spending sometime with her cous-
in, Miss Lille Robinson. of this place.
The bridge across Back Creek at this
place, which was condemned>last Spring
as being unsafe, has just been rebuilt and
is now stronger than ever. The work
was done by Walker Bros. of Charles
Town.
Mr.. c. H. Gruver of Reliance, Va, who
has been drilling artesian wells around
this place, has been doing excellent work,
having completed 7 wells in weeks.
Charlie is hustler.
The first gun was fired on Back Greek
at this place on last Monday night in the
Republican stronghold, The school
house was filled to over flowing. w. b.
Lindsay and Z. S G. Pitzer were the
speakers Of the evening They discussed
the issues of the day with great credit to
themselves and to the Republican party
Back Greek Republicans expect to elect
every man on the county ticket this cleo
ton Harmony being strength of all in
sttutions. especially the Republican party
of Back Creek Valley. ONE OF THEM
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

Candidate Bryan says we cannot secure
title to people, by force or by purchase.
According to that theory we must have
acquired Texas and louisiana on
Christmas tree.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

Alabama sold twenty thousand tons OF
pig iron to foreign buyers in August. the
largest output for the European trade in
the history of that state. Alabama should
20 for Mckinley and Expansion.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

1t is not necessary to go back to 1896
to find Inconsistencies in Bryanite speech
es. The trade prosperity now being en-
loved by Porto Rico destroys some OF
the latter day utterances.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

When the interrogation point is used in
connection with North Carolina Mr.. Bryan
exercises the privilege of the prize-hghter
and side steps.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13
BuckIen's Arnica Salve.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruisers, Sores Ulcers. Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tons, and positively cures Piles. or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price % cents per box. For sale by l..
@. Matthaei, Druggist.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13
S S. BUZZERD.

Mr.. s. S. Buzzerd, the Republican Can
diIate for member Of the Legislature from
the zth Delegate District. IS the editor of
the Morgan Messenger OF Berkeley
Springs. Mr. Buzzerd, is an active young
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

MIR. Bryan lodges questions concerning
political liberty in North Carolina with
the same dexterity that he evades his pre-
dictions Of 1896.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

The country responded literally 70 the
call for Galveston's relief. Political and
sectional lines are not permitted to stand
IA the way Of national unity.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

1t doesn't require a vast amount OF
strain on the mental organs to recall the
fact that the Democrats ! congress voted
to continue imperialism in Hawaii.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13
welcome Changes.

-Four years Of Republican admins
tration have made hives of industry
out of more than $4,000 haunts OF
idleness and souphouses.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

The rebellion against the domination
OF Boss Croker is spreading. 1t looks as
if Mr.. Hill might reserve his smile for the
the later events.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

Prosperity continues to be the para
mount issue Of the Republicans, and it is
a sound and substantial issue that exists
everywhere.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13
Stops the Cough and Works Off the
Cold.

Laxative Bromo-Q uinine Tablets cure a
cold in one day. No cure, no pay. Price
25 cents.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

When Mr.. Bryan or any fusion orator
begins descanting upon trusts, ask him
what antitrust law a Democratic Con.
gress ever enacted.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

You voted for prosperity and got il
Are you now going to vote against it
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13

Mr. Bryan shows up much stronger
In the notification than he win in the
yotefication.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1900-10-13
COUNTY TICKET

FOR SHERIFF,
GEORGE P. RINER.
FOR PROSECUTING ATTORNEY,
US. G.. PITZER.
FOR THE LEGISLATURE,
VIM. T. HENSHAW.
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER,
John GROZINGER.
FOR ASSESSORS,
Ist District.
JOHN SHALL.
End District,
OHIO WILLIAMS.
FOR COUNTY SURVEYOR,
GEORGE w. VANMETRE.
FOR MAGISTRATES
John w. MARTIN,
A. !. SNYDER.
FOR CONSTABLES.
J. J. RUSSLER,
]. n. FULK.
FOR SCHOOL COMMISSIONERS
JOHN T. PAULDING.
GEOF. EVANS,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11

Salisbury, who have been trained in the
notions of national progress which he
gives expression to. Modern wars are the
work of but few men at best, men who
have an iEordinate power in the conduct
of the affairs of the people whom they
govern. In proportion as the mass
of the people of the several nations come
into control of their own, and the spirit
of free institutions makes itself felt
among them, in that degree exactly will
wars become more difficult, ard viii the
people refuse to be beguiled into giving
their passions Of hspte of their fellow
creatures full reien.
The mustard seed of peace was not
sown in vain at The Hague. Lord Sails
bury, England's premier, to the contrary,
there still are in the estimation of truly
civilized beings reforms and improve
ments which are of more than the slight
est value that do not depend upon the
ornaments of nations
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11
STORIES OF THE STREET.

Hotel men are kind of Solmonesque-
only they haven got so many wives. In
that respect they are not like Adam
who said once upon time, 80 Lord, take
out all my ribs ard make women of
them" What hotel men don't know, 9TH
er people should forget They know that
the mosquito breeds fever and that Nc
kinney was elected. They know what
busreSs is the poorest and what is the
best, and they can tell you lin confidence
of coursel who will be the next speaker
of the house
Talking about speakers, there's Al Fer
ris, of Braincrd who has something or
other b1zzing in his Uranium He stop,
ped at the Merchants the other day. Ac-
cording to n clerk in the hotel he was
given room that had just previously
bean occupied by ]. II. Korp, Of Brain,
erd, a customer of Ike Lederer the
clothing man. Keep was moved to an
other room. According, to the story, Lee
derer and Koop mad been dickering for
some days enG, on the morning of the day
Ferris took K9op's room Lederer took
a notion into his head to send up d good
morning drink to. his customer The drink
was given to Ferris by mistake and he
laid in his bed and drank it with the
greatest relish. :. He sent the empty glass
down with his best compliments.
A couple Of hours later when Lederer
asked Koop how he liked his drink, ex-
plantations were in order, and then ''some,
body had 10 buy some moro drinks
The aftermath of an election always
brings out some funny things There was
a man up in he northern part of the
state. for instance. who was running for
county attorney. He was very enthusiast
tic and dead sure of his election. Tues
day night. he, with a number of friends,
including an undertaken, We're in a saloon
watching the returns. At first things
seemed to be coming his way, but soon
they didn't, and the would-be county at
torney got blue around the gilis
well. said the undertaken with Mark
Twain soberness, 81 might just as well
take your measure now
What! said the candidate. ''Keep
your shirt on. III bet you $500 that I'm
not political corpse
But now he is.
She was q young, beautiful. rich, So
ciety woman. She was married That
was her only fault-or virtue, whichever
way you look at it. She had dazzling,