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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-05-24

Please announce that am a candidate before
the republican county convention for the nOmi-
nation of Clerk of the Courts.
r. III. TURNER
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-05-24

Judge Walter /. Smith has been
secured to deliver the memorial day
address at Adair
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-05-24
For COUNTY ATroRNEY.

I herewith announce my candidacy for the
nomination for County Attorney, subject 10 the
pleasure OF the republican county convention.
X. n. BLUME.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-05-24

We suppose our democratic brethren
will be charging up the ice trust OF
New York City to the Ubiquitous tariff.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-05-24

Old newspapers for sale at this office
at cents bunch of two dozen, IL
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-05-24

Chairman Republican, state Central Com.
G. w. PHILLIPS, Secetary.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-05-24

BY order of the Committee,
l.. 5. ROBINSON, Chairman.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
TAME IN THIS 0)UNTN
ELECTIONS HERE ARE LESS LIVE
LIZ THAN AMONG THE
LATIN NATIONS
CANDIDATES ARE INSURED
Civil War the Almost Inevitable
Result of Political Cam
palgns In South
Africa.

The traveller Wartegg describes pres
idential campaign as tornado of spot
ted apples, mixed with showers of equal
ly fragrant bribes. and a victim of that
storm admits that it has shortened IDS
life ten years, and might have done
worse If his skin had been as sensitive
as poor Greeley's.
But all those grievances are Offset by
the fact that the merit of political in
situations can be generally measured by
the degree Of their popular interest. In
some countries of monarehical Europe
that interest Is at zero or below, express
ed in a Nihilistic adherence of all gov
eminent whatever. In others it is pro-
portiOned to the Scantness of the priviI-
eye to record an unavailing protest or
vote Of confidence.
In Republican France, however, cleo
tons keep the cities in an uproar for
weeks together and the natives of the
rural districts are fast out-growing the
apathy Inherited from the millennium of
Bourbon absolutism. Fifteen years ago
Jules Bernier saw them stare at the
antics Of a partisan agitator or scowl
as If they would have greatly preferred
to witness the somersaults of an acrobat.
If they applauded at all it was in rec
Ognition Of some oratorical tour de
force or anecdotal drollery; for the ar
gument itself they seemed to care little
or nothing.
Now they evolve fervid orators of their
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
A Fins Distinction.

Ttttsburg Daily News.
a young downtown drug clerk who had
heard the STORY of the colored woman
who had asked Tor flesh colored court
plaster and was given black by the OBJ
servant dealer stored the incident away
IN his mental dust box and decided to
use 1t at the first opportunity. He had
not long to wait. for few nights ago a
coinely colored girl stepped into the
store where he was employed "Ah
wants some cou't plaster" she said
What colCr?" inquired the clerk with
affected nonchalance
tlesh cullah sah.''
Trembling in his shoes and keeping
within easy reach of a heavy pestle, the
drug clerk handed the woman a box of
black court plaster. and he was surprised
at the time that the situation afforded
so little humor. The woman opened the
box with deliberation that was ornfn-
Gus. but she was unruifled when she
noted the color of the contents
''Ah guess YOU mus a misunderstood
nah ordah. All asked fob flesh culiah
ane yo' done give me skin eullah''
The drug clerk is still little dazed
from the encounter. and he has firmly
resolved to subject every joke to rigid
laboratory test hereafter before using.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
WHERE IS IT?
Who Has the Money You Deposited
In the EanEe


In the CRnk!
Cincinnati Enquirer.
If you happen to have deposited SLIGO
I'm the bank, 1t Is obvious that, though
you own it, you haven't it in your pos
sion.
But the ebank hasn't it. It has loaned
the money to some farmers.
The farmers haven't it, either. They
have paid it as interest on a note.
The money lender hasn't it. He has
lost it at the races, to bookmaker.
The boolxmaker hasn't it. He has de-
posted it in his own bank.
Ills bank hasn't it. They have lent it
to a commission merchant.
The commission merchant hasn't it,
He has RENTED 1t to a broker In New
York.
The broker in New York hasn't it. lie
has banked it in the Fourth National
baH.
The Fourth National bank hasn't it. 1t
has lent it to the government.
The United States government hasn't
it. 1t has sent it to Manila to pay TIE
troops.
The troops haven't it. They have spent
it on tobacco, drink and things Of the
kind.
The tobacconfsts haven't it, They have
bought clothes and other things with it
The clothiers haven't it, They have
sent 1t to New England manufacturers.
The New England manufacturers have
MT it, They have sent it to North Caro-
lima for cotton.
Inc Carolina cotton growers haven
it, They have paid it to their workmen
Now, where is your 81 900.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
TELEGRAPHIC BREVITIEs.

London-Earl Cadogan has consented to
continue in office as lord lieutenant Of
ST. Petersburg-The Russian minister of
agriculture, M Yermolem, after visiting
the coal deposits recently discovered on
the Black Sea coast in the government
OF Autals, estimates that they will yield
l64O,g0O tons annually for sixty years He
considers the quality excellent
St Petersburg-The Russian general
stdfI recently proposed that the Siberian
and 10000 have signified a willingness 10
90 SO. 1t is proposed that the new Cos
SACKS shall be offered eighty-two acres
81 Iano each, snail be required to serve
iour years IN the army. and shall belong
70 the reserves until they become thirty
TOUR years of age
shington-Admiral E. Richard. COM
handing the French fleet now in AmerI-
can waters, arrived here from Baltimore
with the members of his staff, Command
erS H.. Il: Guehel and p E. Bris, and
ms a!d, Y, DOMAIN. The visitors are at
the Shoreham. They will make formal
calls on the president and the secretaTv
Of the navy.
E MISUNDERSTANDING Long returned
from his trip TO Colorado, where ne has
been on visit to his daughter
milwaukee,. w DufTield. of Calves
Ton VINO disappeared from the MIlwau-
zee sanltarium, where he was under
IT[ea,tm1e9nt. has been found at Chicago.
tiles from Chicago saying he would rot
return to the hospital again.
Brussels-The Socialist demonstration
Whlch was postponed at the time of the
homecoming of Prince Albert, after has
marriage to Duchess Elizabeth Of Eava-
ma Futeen thousand persons Daraded
ana the burgomaSter received a deDuts.
tioh VINO presented to him a petition in
favor of universal suffrage Thee was
no disorder. "'''
Berlln-Mgh. StabeWski archbishop of
Posen, IN PruSs1an Poland, has issued a
MANIFESTO against a German Centrist
candldate and in favor Of a Polish candi-
GATE: His course has attracted much a +
tenuon, and the government will prob
apIy take notice of it.
pa. 6arceIon aS government troops
near villa Franco del Pinades, twenty
seven miles west of Barcelona STbSv
also captured quantity of arms a1.1
ammunition. ''1u
Lo9ndon-sir Thomas Francis Saunders
RFarIiiaIllentaTy under secretary for
noted to the rank of the grams pl05
cross Of the order of Path fTho
Earl of Clarendon, Earl of SeibornA NJ
~ !, r. OllYer and Gerald Balfour nave
BIZ appolnled prIvy councillors. Mr.
d d;nr was already Irish PRIV com
n, Norfolk, Va.--!The car sheds and cleo
lrlc plant of the Norfolk RAILWAY e
Llgnthg company, in HnutersyiIIs
h hI. aro OF Norfolk, We're totally DESTROYED
cSinnr7, WIN n1tSy-tWo cars and the ma
ciIaery' Loss $150,000. Insured.
Toledo-Dr. A NJ AnseI, a nroznino,,+
pinyyslGlan Of Cleveland, died at IN
COCK THIS afternoon, at the reside,,o oO
ON u; Naggoner, at 1920 .Iefferson
SS Sc t{ Inc cause of death was disease
Ill in his life, and there was no u neeIi
ing of his end nv " am
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12

Wan Dewey would present him. NOT with
a gift dwelling house. but a gift man
solemn In the Land CT Pizarro presiden-
tiaI Campaigns "a word of oninous
fitness in that latitude) have involved
some twenty revolutions; in Venezuela.
about two dozen; in Mexico, ten or
twelve and so on down to little Para
quay, where Dictator Francia aIlayed the
commissions for a quarter of a century.
Our next neighbors, too, have brought
peace upon the terms of an autocrat. but
all through the central and southern
ATTITUDES the fires Of revolt are still smok-
ing, and every now and then flame I'D
in deveuring CONGREGATIONS
The first year of the Lincoln contro-
versy can give anlfdea Of what elections
mean in the land Of intrenched procIa
majors. "If Don Gdzman wins by n
small plurality" said the Heraldo de
Carcas, there Will be no hope to avoid
civil war. If Gen. Palacios should win.
war would break out on the morrow. In
case he should be defeated through He
gal practices of hts partisans war would
blaze up at once. Our only hope OF peace
rests upon the chance of the general g
overpowering defeat, or the saving of an
enormous bride. -
The futility of the trust in diplomat tic
tactics was illustrated in the case of
President Comonfort, of Mexico. and
still more strikingly in the fate of Ma
nuel Balmaceda, the CHILEAN Jefferson.
and all in all, perhaps, the most uni
versally gifted native of the Western
hemisphere. At an age of twenty years
he has exhausted the ~eiueat ionaf facil-
tiles Of his birthland and continued his
studies by means of imported literature
Two years later his eloquence crowded
the halls of the Santiago police courts
Without other assistance than that of
his contagious enthusiasm, he founded
a literary. association and political re-
form club. He became the undisputed
leader of the Spanish American Liberals
and during a six years ascendancy of his
party was lifted from Office to office. till
presidential candidate of a compromise
coterie resigned his claims into his hands
as those of "a fear proof and bride proof
patriot
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
GoPHnRs WILL NOT CHALLENGE.
But Il Game With Iowa Is Not an Inn
possibility.

pOSSlDAiIkS'
Minnesota will not challenge Iowa for
the Iouu-a!I championship of the Mid lie
west. :" much may be regarded DIS GER
tain but il does not follow that a game
between the two teams Is an impossible
ity The sentiment among the students
and among football enthusiasts OF Mime
apOlis is very mitch in favor Of such a
game. provided each team finishes the
season without a defeat. 1t IS felt that
Minnesota has the hest team that has
represented the institution in years, ard
that neHcr will she have Il better chance
for the Western championship. The
team IS regarded as practically mvinci-
critics, the mass Of football rOoters feel
that the gOphers would make minccmeat
of Iowa II game cGulG be arranged. Or.
Wilkins himself, however does not feel
with Enipes husky eleven, He said last
evening:
There VIII be 10 challenge issued to
Iowa by Minnesota. Whatever happens,
Minnesota will make no advances of that
SCrt. at least DIT the present When we
have Eni>led our regultI schedule it viii
be utnr 10 talk dbcut championship
games We nave ha = very hard sched-
ule, and We have still two HARD games
TO play with Northwestern ana Ne
brasRd.
after Thanksgiving day. if neither
Iowa non Minnesota has lost a game, it
may be possible to talk OF a game Then
" VIII depend upon a number Of condi-
tons: II the team is in good physical
condition, if the weather is good and if
the men themselves want to 2la 51iu !
would have no objections. l would be in
19Nor Of leaving it altogether To the
players. They have worked faithfully
through number of hard games. AMI
should not want to ask them to do the
work necessary to prepare for a game
unless they were all willing
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
HOW ENGLAND WINS
An Illustration of Shrewd Methods
Used by British Abro.d

An illustration of Shrewd Ma+hod
Used by British Abroad.
There was lull In the storm that rsoa5
lor years between England and tba TexI
Zealand Maoris One of the most tactfnI
OF Great Britain's Representatives want
ed road from one of the chief rnos.
towns into the interior. Dense forosts
ana mountain ridges cannot be hostrT,
comprised by troops, and this is u,hv 80
road was wanted. The native king dt6
not want the road, ard would not MAKE
It. Then the English representative IRON,
lsed to that native king, who lived IN ,be
interior, beautiful European vehicle M
springs, with the necessary PONIES -
draw the same. The king was transnnr+1
ed with delight
Then he remembered that there wera
no roads to drive along If ne trieI n
get that snowy vehicle through the b,i6Is
paths it would be jolted to pieces What
was the use of having a splendid eoui-
page unless he could show it in the Goa
town to natives and white men alike So
the kind decided to make the road 81
once, and ne put native Iaborers by fbe
thousand on the work In two months
magnificent strategicaI and military
road was made for England at the COST
Of carriage and horses.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
LARSON IN A sMAsH-UP
Accident to Tandem Spells His Rec
Ord-BreaI.ing Attempt.

The seven-mile stretch of cycle path
between Minnetonka Mills and Monk 5
place at Lake Calhoun, was the scene
yesterday afternoon of a desperate at
tempt by the Minneapolis cyclist, John
Larson to break the record established
son was paced by Price and Sullivan,
and the two Collanders, Al and viii, on
tandems. He accomplished the first
three miles behind the Price tandem at
a record breaking clip, and made fine
pick up at the end of the run. When
broke down, and Larson rode right over
the wreck smashing his wheel and put
ting ii completely out of service, but
sustaining no injury himself. Forum
ately the St Paul rider, John Korlath,
was present on his single wheel, which
rider who accepted the generous offer,
and started out alone on the last two
miles When within a mile of the fin
ish Larson was met by James McIlrath,
of ST Paul, who had stationed himself
at a bad spot to warn riders of the APP
stantly took in the situation when he
saw Larson tearing along without pace
and started toward home with the lone
some rider securely tackled behind him,
but the fan and shaking up had taken the
speed out of Larson, and McIlrath was
BILE him to catch up, the consequence be-
ing that the ride was completed IN Is
minutes, > seconds, which is exactly two
minutes and Is seconds slower than the
Powers record, IS minutes, "a seconds.
This VIII. in all probability be the last
as the weather is rapidly becoming too
cold for successful record road riding,
and the path is becoming quite heavy
in several places.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12

own, and go to the length of serenading
the chief supporters of a specially popu-
lar candidate. The grangers of Ivernois,
near Pau, at the foot or the Pyrenees,
last year collected a sum Of several
thousand francs to indemnify a retired
official who had Cancelled other engage
ments to re-enter the political arena at
their request.
INTEREST IS INCREASING.
And there is no doubt that in the Unit
ed States, too, the interest in political
campaigns becomes more and more gen
eral from generation to generation. 1t
is not only the ''overcrowding Of other
professions that drives men into poll
ties" as a correspondent of the Boston
Herald tries to explain it. Party issues
become more and more interviewer with
the problems of social life; bribery tends
to become expensive; voters begin TO
crowd the polls under the impulse of per-
sOnal as well as patriotic motives. The
time has gone by when a Louisville
ballot broker could buy twenty Polk
votes for the price of one coonslin. IN
differentists are getting rapidly eliml
mated. If man did not vote forty years
ago he generally wasn't in politics"
At present he keeps aloof only because
his politics differ from those of the or
ganized parties. And it might even be
a mistake to suppose that he had no In
terest at stake ''The imputation of an
unsocial disposition" says Chamfort, lis
not quite just to certain jewellers in soli-
tude. One might as well say that a man
is averse to outdoor exercise because he
hestates to risk his midnight promenade
in the Forest OF Bondy." The party
tussles Of the future may become even
more rancorous, but they Will certainly
not be unintereStng.
But it must be admitted that the tame
ness of a Wirtemberg village would be
preferable to the fierce interest of a
presidential campaign in some of our
Spanish-American sister republics. Al
most everywhere between the Rio Grande
ana the La Plata the "tonadoes OF
spoiled apples are liable to get mixed
with heavier missiles. Venezuela major
domos gather bombs as Hanna gathers
Doodle. Reluctant blocks of five are piled
with platoon fire. Guzman Blanco DON
ned a bullet-proof underjacket the mo-
ment his partisans requested him to give
the country the benefit of his services for
another term, and generally appointed an
administrator of real estate reserved for
a Widows fund, III case the arguments of
the opposition should become too strik-
ing.
AMATEURS ARE SHORT LIVED.
In South America only a horde of
henchmen and long political experience
can justify the ventures OF an aspirant
to the honors or enaoluments of a high
office. Amateur candidates are generally
short lived. The admirers Of the Peru
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
On scent for Bribery.

London Chronicle.
A Primrose Dame. canvassing a Lon
don constituency, called upon Mrs
Smith and asked for her husbands vote.
Mrs. Smith expressed regret, but was
afraid her husband would vote for the
has been promised a new suit of clothes
If he votes for the other side. The
Primrose Dame was in an ecstacy. Of
Wrs Smith mustn't tell Half i soyer-
eign was offered for the information; bot
MIS-. Smith was of opinion that she
couldn't tell for that; We'll. look here =;
said the lady at last Then Mrs. Smith
succurnbed TO the tempter. Having re-
cejyed the money she revealed the secret
ssTf you will know. ma'am. it's me IS
told him that If he'd vote for the kadi-
cal I'd give him a new suit of clothes
and thank you for helping TO pay for it?'
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
Eye ON THE QUAKER CITY.
AMERICAN LEAGUE HiAGNATES IN
WADE THE PROVINCE OF
MIR. REACH
THAT CITY AND WASHINGTON
Are Mentioned as Possible Partici-
pants in the American Leagues
Next Season CAM
paign.

PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 1.-THE Amer
lean Baseball league representatives.
PRESIDENT Ban Johnson, Charles Comis-
key. OF Chicago; Connie Mack, Of Mil
waukee, and G. W. Somers, of Cleve-
land, are in Philadelphia looking over The
local situation, with the object of placing
a club here next season. They came
here last night from Baltimore and will
remain in Philadelphia couple of days.
1t is understood that Washington and
Philadelphia viii. in all likelihood, be in
cluded III the American league circuit
next season, together with some other
Eastern city not vet determined upon.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
MAnKsmEx TO ToUE EUROPE.
Crack Trap Shooters VIII Visit ENG
land and the Continent


CHICAGO. Nov u.-American trap
shooters are the latest to propose an in
vasion of Europe. A team of crack
shots of this country will probably san
from New York early next spring for d
tour OF England and the continent. FoIr-
teen men will go, ten of them forming
the team, and the others being substi-
tutes. J. A. R. Elliott, Of Kansas City;
John S Tanning, of this city; Thomas
Marshall of Ke!thsburg, Ill; Frank S.
Parmalee. of Omaha, Neb.; Richard
errell. Of Milwaukee; William R. Cros-
by. of Batavia, New York; Rollo o.
Heilles, of Dayton, o.; Chauncey Powers,
of Decatur, ILL.,, and Charles w. Budd,
of Des Moines, To-, are the ones Sc
lected for the trip. II is the intention
of the party TO challenge any teams in
Europe and after the contests in Eng
land, trip may be made to Germany,
France and Austria
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12

the challenge issued Saturday by James
l. Jeffries offering to fight Fitzsimmons,
Sus Rubin or Tom Sharkey, and a. tel
egram from Fitzsimmons declining a
until May, Jclfries tonight made the fol-
lowing statement
''If Fitzsimmons does not come to
terms by Wednesday next / shall meet
KGhhn or Sllarkey on terms to be agreed
Upon. 1t is my intention to fight at
least once a year. My choice of battle
ground must be considered, the fight to
&c to a finish''
Billy Madden, Ruhlins manager, teIe-
graphed tonight that Rubin will at once
post forfeit to bind the match.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
Wizard jake OFF for Eurone.

NEW YORK, Nov n-Wizard Jacob
Schaeffer, attended by Ben Siler, the
day, en- route for Paris, where ne will
play in the billiard academies. Schaffer
appeared to be i'll the best of health, and
The wizard expects to sail this week
and in the few days he is here he will
take part in several exhibition matches.
SchaefTers contracts call for six months
play abroad, but he thinks he will prob-
ably return IN less than that time.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
Canada ChaIIenges Chieago Boats.

TORONTO, Ont, Nov. IA challenge
will be sent by the Royal Canadian
the Canada cup. This action was de-
cided on at a meeting of the Royal Can
adam Yacht clubs executive committee
Saturday A subcommittee met tonight
and framed q challenge, Under the con-
citions governing the Canada cup ten
months notice must be given by the
challenger. The idea is to have the
venienf for + as soon n aaee Why 1y clh s Tb
challenge will be for a race for the thir-
ty-f1ve foot class, three out of five. The
r. G. Y. club viii suggest that the race
offered.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
Today,s Races at vaiIsburg.

NEW YORK, Nov. 11.-There were two
races scheduled for the Vailsburg track
at Newark today, a twenty-five mile am
atcur and a match professional contest.
with twenty-eight riders on the mark.
After going five miles the number was
reduced to thirteen, and at the finish
only nine riders We're left The race was
Won by Reuter-, of New York with Ed
ward Ellington, of Vailsburg, second.
The match race between Oscar Aronson
and ]. 2. jacobson was won by Arunson,
after going little more than four miles.
At the start of the race Jacobson led for
about two miles, and then Aronson closed
on him and won out
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-12
GIVES FITz UNTIL WEDNESDAY.
Jefries Gives LanISy Bob Three Days
in Which TO Scratch.
NEW YORK. Nov lI.-As a result of
Drying Preparations simply de.

Drying Preparations simply de
velop dry catarrh; they dry up the secre-
lions which adhere to the membrane and
decompose, causing a far more serious
trouble than the ordinary form of ca
tarrh. Avoid all drying inhalants, fumes
smokes and Snuffs and use that which
cleanses, soothes and heals. Ely's Crea m
Balm is such a remedy and will cure ca
tarrh or cold in the head easily and pleas.
Rntly. A trial size will be mailed for 10
cents. All druggists sell the soc size. Ely
Brothers, &c Warren St., N Y.
The Balm cures without pain, does not
Irritate or cause sneezing. It spreads
Itself over an irritated and angry surface
relieving Immediately the painful iT1fiam.
: nation.
With Ely's Cream Balm you are armed
mist Nasal Catarlh and Hay Fever.