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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1900-05-09

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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1900-05-09
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Hoods Pills cure liver Ills, the nonirritatng and
only cathartic TO take with Hoods sarsaparillA.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
Passing Of Yellowstone PARK.

1t is stated upon good authority that
the geysers which have made Yellow
stone Park famous are gradually de-
Ginning. Spots once the scene of extra
ordinary phenomena are now covered by
buildings, showing that Natures work
has become exhausted. Tourists who
have never visited the park are advised
to do so soon, before they have passed
forever. This information brings to
mind. rather pointedly, the fact that
decline is the law of the world, both
geographical and physical. Health is
the most precious possession in the world
and too great care al not be given to it.
In the spring you should renew your
strength and revitaiize your blood anu
nerves with the best of all medicines
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. 1t also
cures stomach disorders. Try it.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09

Mamma-Remember, Bobby, you are
not to have more than one m%eringue.
You must say, "No, thank you" and If
you are pressed to have another one
say, "Thank you very much, but I have
had quite sufficient" Now, don't forget.
Master Bobby ION returning from the
party)-I only had n mummy. They
asked me to have another but I said,
mo, thank you," and they, asked me q
second time and l said what YOU told me
to.
Mama-That was right, dear.
Master Bobby-But they asked me ~
third time, mummy.
Mama-Did they, love? And what.
did you say then?
Master Bobby said what papa all
savs-"Oh, take the id thing away!"
Judy.
w. w. Mayhem, Merton, Wis, SAYS.
II consider One Minute Cough Cure a
most wonderful medicine, quick and
safe" 1t is the only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. 1t cures
coughs colds, Group, bronchitis, grippe,
whooping cough, pneumonia and all
throat and lung diseases. It's early use
prevents consumption. Children always
like 1t, and mothers indorse It. Ireland's
Pharmacx,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
FREE OF

Any adult suffering from a cold settled
on the breast, bronchitis, throat or
lung troubles of any nature, who will
call at Ireland's Drug Store will be pre-
scented with a sample bottle of Bosch
ee's German Syrup, free of charge. On
ly n bottle given to one person, and
zone to children without order from
parents. No throat or lung remedy ev-
er had such a sale as Boschee's German
Syrup in all parts of the civilized world.
Twenty years age millions of bottles
We're given away, and your druggists
will tell you its success was marvellous.
Tt is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi-
clans. One rs cen bottle will cure or
prove its value. Sold by dealers in all
civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
LEGAL NOTICE.

In the Probate Court, Santa Fee coun-
ty, N. NJ, in the matter of the last will
and testament of William L. Jones, de-
ceased.
To whom it may concern: Whereas,
the last will and testament of William
L. Jones, deceased, was filed in this Of
fee on this 9th day of April, A. d. 1900.
Now, therefore, notice is hereby given
that Monday, the It'll day of May, A. ID.
1900, at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m. of
said day, being a regular May term OF
the Probate Court has been xed for
the proving and %probating the said last
will and testament of said William l..
Jones, deceased, lately a resident of the
county of Santa Fee, New Mexico.
In witness whereof I have hereunto
set my hand and affixed the seal of the
Probate Court at Santa Fee, N. M, this
9Th day of April, A. D. 1900.
ATANASIO ROMERO,
Clerk of the Probate Court Of Santa Fe
county, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
MILLIONS GIVEN AWAY.

1t is certainly gratifying to the pub
lie to know of one concern in the land
who are not afraid to be generous to the
needy and suffering. The proprietors of
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton, Coughs and Colds have given away
over ten million trial bottles Of this
great medicine; and have the satisfac-
ton Of knowing it has absolutely cured
thousands Of hopeless cases. Asthma,
Bronchitis, Hoarseness and all diseases
of the Throat, Chest and Lungs are
surely cured by it. Call on Fischer &
Co., druggists, and get a free trial bot
tie. Regular size 60c and 81. Every bot
tie guaranteed or price refunded.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
AUGUST FLOWER,

1T is q surprising fact" says Prof.
Houton, that in my travels In all parts
of the world, for the last ten years, T.
have met more people having used.
Green's August Flower than any other
remedy, for dyspepsia, ~deranged liver
and stomach, and for constipation. /.
find for tourists and statesmen, or for
persons filling Office positions, where.
headaches and general bad feelings.
from irregular habits exist, that GREEN'S
August Flower is a grand remedy. 1t;
does not injure the system by frequent
use, and is excellent for sour stomachs
and Indigestion" Sample bottles free.
at Ireland's Drug Store. Sold by deal-'
erS in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
MEETING OF

The regents Of the agricultural, col
lege at Mesila Park will meet next: Sat
urday, April IA, at the college, at which
time new officers of the board and MEM
.bers of the faculty will be elected. The
board now consists of L. Bre.dford
Prince, Santa Fe, president; I. H. Cur
rem, Las Cruces, secretary and tr,easur-
err; p. Moreno, Las Cruces; G. A. Rich
ardson, Roswell, and A. A. Jones, Las
Vegas, regents. 1t is understood. that
the latter is a candidate for election as
secretary and treasurer. 1t is believed
ulty, and that. the present professors
and teachers will be reelected with pos
sibly n or two exceptions.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache, Pains in various parts
of the body, Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach. Loss Of appetite, Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences Of impure blood. No matter
how it became SO, it must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
%crofulous Or Syphilitic poisons or any
er blood diseases. It is certainly a
wonderful remedy, and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
Two Answers.

Not long ago a Boston clergyman re-
ceived an evening call from an elderly
man and woman who expressed a wish
to be joined in the bonds of matrimony
then and there.
''Have you ever been married before?'
asked the clergyman of the man, an
honest-eyed, weather-beaten person OF
%sea-faring aspect. -.
Never, and never wanted to, before"
was the prompt reply.
"And have you ever been married be-
fore?" the question came to the woman.
mo, SIR she replied, with equal
promptness; and with a touch of humor
that appealed to the clergyman at once,
she added, II never had a chance"
The marriage ceremony was speedily
performed, and the clergyman refused
to take any fee, telling the bride with a
twinkle in his eye, that it had been a
privilege to officiate which he would
have been sorry to miss.-fouth's Com
panion.
II. Clark, Chauncey, Ga, says De-
| Wits Witch Hazel Salve cured him of
| piles that had afflicted him for twenty
| years. 1t is also a speedy cure for XII
| diseases. Beware of dangerous coun-
| feits. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
CAUGHT A DREADFUL COLD,

Marion Kooke, manager for 7. M.
Thompson, a large importer of fine mil
linery at 1858 Milwaukee avenue Chica-
go,says: During the late severe wealth
err I caught a dreadful cold which kept
me awake at night and made me unfit
to attend my work during the day. One
Of my milliners was taking Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy for a severe cold
at hat time, which seemed to relieve
. her SO quickly that I bought some for
F.: myself. 1t acted like magic, and I began
to improve at once. I am now entirely
well, and feel very pleased to acknowl-
: edge it's merits" For sale by A. c. Ire.
: land.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
Hardly Worth Mentioning.

A clergyman says that he was one
day called down into his study to per-
form the marriage ceremony for a
couple in middle life.
Have you ever been married be.
fore?" asked the clergyman of the
bridegroom.
mo, sir"
"Have you?" to the bride.
"Well, yes, I have" replied the bride,
laconically; shut it was 20 years ago,
and he fell off a barn and killed hisself
when we'd been married only a week,
so it really amt worth mentioning."-
Tit-Bits,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
A MEN FALL

Victims to stomach, liver and kidney
troubles, as well as women, and all fee
the results in loss Of appetite, poisons
in the blood, backache, nervousness
headache and tired, l~istless, rundown
feeling. But there's no need to feel like
that. Listen to J. w. Gardner, Idaville
Ind. He says: Electric Bitters are just
the thing for a man when he is all rur
down, and don't care whether he lives
or dies. 1t did more to give me new
strength and good appetite than any
thing I could take. I can now eat any.
thing, and have a new lease on life.
Only so cents, at Fischer & Co.'s drug
store. Every bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
Personally
Conducted
Excursions
To the East,

Via the Santa Fee Route.
Three times q week from Santa Fe
In improved wide-vestibuled
Pullman tourist sleeping cars.
Better than ever before, at lowest
possible rates.
Experienced excursion conductors,
Also daily service between Santa Fe
and Kansas City and Chicago.
Correspondence solicited.
H. s. LUTZ, Agent,
THE ATCHIsON, TOPEKA q SANTA FEE RY.
SANTA FEE, N. NJ.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
An Aumo1y.

Have yon ever tried, my friend, asked
the aged philanthropist, to grasp the
meaning of your excellence?
Yes, sir, responded, Tuffold knutt,
pocketing with visible disgust the ham
sandwich that had been handed to him,
/ reckon ! wuz created to show that the
man who has the biggest thirst on him
alluz has the fewest ways of gratifying
il. -Chicago Tribune.
w. H. Shipman, Beardsley, Mimi,
under oath, says he suffered from dys-
pepsia for twenty-five years. Doctors
and dieting gave but little relief. Final
ly he used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and
now eats what he likes and as much as
he wants, and he feels like a new man
1t digests what you eat. 1reland's
Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09

Customer-Look here, l want to
change this coat l bought yesterday.
My wife doesn't like it.
Heidelberg-Change that coat? You
must be crazy! That's the finest piece
OF goods you ever wore. l tell you
what, my friend, you'd better keep
that coat and go home and change
your wife!-Tit-B Bits,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09

Editol-What are they swearing about
in the composing room.
Assistant-A clumsy typo pied a
whole galley of the literary editors stuff,
and there is no time to set up anything
to take its place.
Editor-Run it as it is, and head it,
II and Maclaren's Latest Scotch Story.
philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09

She's a saleslady, isn't she?

She's a saleslady, isn't she?
o! no. indeed.
Why, she certainly works at Jobletz'
store.
Exactly, she works there, and that
makes her q saleswoman. Salesladies
don't work; they simply look pretty and
in the opposite direction when you wish
to be served. Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09

mo family can afford to be without
One Minute Cough Cure. 1t will stop a
cough and cure a cold quicker than any
other medicine" writes c. ". Williams,
Sterling Run, Pa. 1t cures Group, bron-
chitis and all throat and lung troubles
and prevents consumption. Pleasant
and harmless. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
THE BEST BLOOD PURIFIER.

DAl1A
The blood is constantly being purified
by the lungs, liver and kidneys. Keel
these organs in a healthy condition ano
the bowels regular and you will have nc
need of a blood purifier. For this pur.
pose there is nothing equal to Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets
one dose of them will do you more good
than a dollar bottle of the best blood
purifier. Price, rs cents. Samples free
at Ireland's Drug Store.
If troubled by a weak digestion, loss
of appetite, or constipation, try a few
doses oCf hambeETAOI CMFWY WY
doses of Chamberlain's Stomach anG
Liver Tablets. Every box warranted
For sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
THE PECOs SYSTEM.
Pecos Valley B Northeastern Ry.
pecos B Northern Texas Ry.
Pecos River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, in the way OF rates
time and shipping co%nveniences. Goo
water and shipping pens at all principa
points.
Excellent pasturage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line.
Full particulars p:omptly furnished
upon application to
E. w. MARTINDEL1., d. H. NICHOLS,
Actg. g. F. s. p. A. General Mgr.
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
A Crafty Fellow.

First Girl-There goes Mrs. Newly
wed; her husband is SO careful of her
health that he will not allow her to go
shopping on a wet day.
Second Girl-Hum! He probably
fears she might get near enough to
the counters to buy something
Judge,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
She Had q Reason,

Sapleigh-Miss Smith is a jolly fine girl,
She never objects to my smoking a Gig
arctic in her presence.
Rapleigh-Yes; she told me the Other
day that she always liked for you to
smoke when you called, although she
detests cigarettes.
Spleig h-Then she sacrifices her own
comfort for the sake of giving me pleas
ure. Now that jolly clever of her, AIM
it?
Rapleigh--I don't believe she con
siders it a sacrifice. She says you DOM
talk so much when you smoke. -Chicagt
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
~Indubitable Proof.

Tommy-Paw, did they have any va
riety teams in NOah's time?
Mr.. Figg-Of course not.
Mrs. Figg-How do you know they
didn't? You were not there.
81 know / wasn't, but the fact thai
there are no jokes o going on about
the coming flood shows the fact."-In'
dianannliS Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
Path"

"Who can define faith?" asked the
teacher.
A boy in the back of the room instant
ly raised his hand.
"Well, what is it?" said the teacher.
"My father says that faith is the
quality that mother doesn't possess
when he tells her that he has been de-
tanned at the Office on business until 2
o'clock in the morning."-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
"Pooh!"

Pooh!
The critical theatrical manager blurt
ed out the expression of disapproval
and the footlights flickered.
Pooh. You call yourself a vaudeville
singer, and you do not pronounce saw
as it were spelled sor.
Realizing his utter humility, the am
bilious aspirant babe farewell to his
hopes, and left the theater, dimly won
dering whether there would be an open
ing for MIN as school teacher.
But he had his doubts about that, as
he was not quite sure as to the pronun'
citation of idea. Baltimore Ameri
can.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
WORKING NIGHT AND DAY

The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made Is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Every pill is a sugar-coated
globule of health, that changes weak
ness into strength, listlessness into en-
ergy, brain-fag into mental power.
They're wonderful in building up the
health. Only 25c per box. Sold by
Fischer & Co.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
As Clear as Mud.

Della, what is all this woman's club
trouble about, anyway?
Well Henry, I'll give it to you in a
nutshell: One faction wants to federate
the declarations of the declarations and
admit men and the other faction wants
to federate the declarations of.the fedora.
tions and not admit men.-Indi;snpOlis
Ionrnal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
A Two Headed Concern,

Bearded Lady, think that they
ought to establish peace by letting Ken
lucky have two governors.
Living Skeleton-That wouldn't work
at all.
Bearded Lady-Oh, l don't know; the
~two-headed girl gets along alright
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09

Stubb-It's strange how temptations
will come before a drinking man.
Penn-Of whom do you speak?
Stubb-Why, Fenwood. He was sit
ting at the parlor window when an old
lady passed with corkscrew curls. I'll
be hanged if Fenwood didn't go right
down in the cellar and bring up a bottle
of French brandy.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
No Hurry.

Meeks--Doctor, my wife has the LOCK-
jaw.
Doctor--That's bad. I'll hurry arou md
to your house at once and see what l
cand do to relieve her.
Meeks--Oh, there's no hurry about it,
drop in the latter part of next week, if
you amt to buSy.--Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
THE BEST REMEDY FOR RHEUMA.
TISM.
Quick Relief from Pain.

All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm
for rheumatism are delighted with the
quick relief from pain which it affords
When speaking of this, Mr.. D. N. Sinks
of Troy, Ohio, says: "Some time ago
had a severe attack of rheumatism in
my arm and shoulder. I tried numerous
remedies, but got no relief until I was
recommended by Messrs. Geo. r. Par
sons & Co., druggists of this place, tc
try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They
recommended it so highly that I bought
4 bottle. I was soon relieved of all pain
[ have since recommended this liniment
to many of my friends, who agree with
me that it is the best remedy for muscu-
lar rheumatism in the market" Fol
sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
Universal Rule.

"Be quiet!" said Uncle Allen Sparks,
who was patiently endeavoring to re-
move a woodtick from the hide of his
dog. Don't you know, you migrate
full beast, that nothing worth having in
this world can be got without digging
for it?"-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
RED HOT FROM THE GUN

Was the ball that hit G. B. Steadman,
of Newark, Mich, in the Civil War. 1t
caused horrible Ulcers that no treat
ment helped for 20 years. Then Buck
lens Arnica Salve cured him. Cures
Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Boils, Felons,
Corns. Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure
On earth. Is cts. a box. Cure guaran-
iced. Sold by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09

"Mrs. Skinner has had to give uI
all the five clubs she belongs to-"
Has she nervous prostration?"
mo; but every time she went out
of the house her husband moved all
the furniture around."-Indianapolis
journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09

success outside his experience and train
ing. For that reason the local doctor,
often gives up as hopeless a case which
is quite durable when greater skill and
experience are brought to bear.
It is the so-ca1led "incurab1e" and
"hopeless" cases, which come in such
numbers to DR.. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo,
N. Y, for treatment. Men and women
with weak lungs, obstinate coughs, ema-
ciated bodies and fevered cheeks have
found in DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery the true elixir of life. 1.-The
blood is the life and the Discovery"
by increasing the activity of the blood
making glands, and restoring to healthy
action the digestive and nutritive organs,
places the entire system in a condition to
throw off disease. There is no alcohol,
opium, or other narcotic, in Golden
Medical Discovery"
Mr.. chas. Hunwick, of Lenox. Macomb Co.,
Mich, writes: ~ have never felt better in my
life than l do now. 1 have taken DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery right along. l think
sleep like a school boy. / think will have to
change my mind about Patent Medicines as l
never had much faith in them; but you must
know that I have been treated in two hospitals
benefit; so 1 think your medicine is the only
medicine for me"
A 1908 page book, free for the asking.
You can get the Peoples Common Sense
Medical Adviser, the best medical book
ever published, free, by sending stamps
to pay expense of mailing only. Send
FL one cent stamps for paper, or 81
stamps for cloth bound edition, to DR.,
r. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
A Great Difference.

Pop, what's the difference between a
.cat and q match?
What son?
Cinch, pop. One always lights on Its
feet and the other always lights on its
head.-Punchbowl.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
A Mean Trick.

I've just heard of another mean trick
on the part of the old Gudgeons.
He promised his boy at the begin
ming Of the present term Of school that
If he studied hard he should have a
horse this spring.
Yes?
Well, the boy has made a great record
so the old mar allowed him to eat a
Welsh rarebit the other evening and
have q nightmare.-Chicago Times.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09

Otto Korb, Grand Chancellor, K. p,
Boonville, Ind, says, "DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve soothes the most delicate
skin and heals the most stubborn ulcer
with certain and good results, Cures
piles and skin diseases. Don't buy an
imitation. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
FOrestaIling Accidents.

Severe Father-Clara, what is the
meaning of the diamond ring on your
finger?
Clara-Oh, it is a sign that Harry
has something to ask you that it will
do no good to refuse.-eweler's
Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
His System.

Eyes; I've made quite a little money
in stocks during the last few months"
(which side?"
swell, I've sold on every report of q
British victory and bought in when the
real facts CAM out."-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09
A Necessary Requisite.

Dorothy had never seen any pump
kin pie until her first visit to the
country, and t her grandmother's
asking her if she'd have a piece the
little girl replied: mo, 1 thank you
l never eat pie without a roof on it,
Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-09

Mrs. Tanque-Don't you get awfully
tired waiting for your husband to come
home evenings?
Mrs. ~Lushe-Oh, I never sit up for
him. l have a phnonograph in the hall
which starts talking as soon as he opens
the door.--N. Y. journal.