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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-09-14

A friend three years ago bought Of a
nurseryman a dozen plum trees of a
supposed choice variety. He has given
the trees the best OF care, and this year
they have fruited. Two of the II trees
only are Of the variety bought, three
are Of another kind worth raising, and
seven are utterly worthless, bearing lit
tie scrawny fruit no better than can be
found In any plum thicket along the
river. Our friend is hot under the col
lar and expresses himself in very un.
complimentary terms concerning nurs'
erymen in general and his man In par
ticular. And there are others.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

Yes, August Flower still has the larg-
est sale of any medicine in the civilized
world. Your mothers and grand
mothers never thought of using any
thing else for indigestion or biliousness.
Doctors were scarce, and they seldom
heard of appendicitis, nervous prostra-
ton or heart failure. etc. They used
August Flower to clean out the system
and stop fermentation of indigested
food. regulate the action Of the liver,
stimulate the and organic ac-
ton Of the system, and that is all they
took when feeling dull and bad with
headaches and other aches. You only
need a few doses of Green's August
Flower, In liquid form, to make you sat-
isf1ed there Is nothing serious the mat
ter with you. For sale by Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Painful Interference,

"Don't trife With ne. Mas Ma
Curdy!" pleaded the young man, des,
perately. wait till | have finished
Do l need to tell you, after all these
weeks, how completely and absolute
ly your image fills my heart? Have
you not seen? Do you not know.
Have | not betrayed myself by my
looks, by the tones of my voice, by
the eager joy that lights up my
features whenever you appear? Must
| put in words the feelings I can nc
more disguise than | can"
Mr.. W%hitgood," interrupted the
young woman. ARE you in earn,
est?"
"Glycerine McCurdy," he said, draw
ing himself up with injured dignity
do you think I'm doing this on a
bet""-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Rio Grande & Santa Fe
AND
Denver & Rio Grdnde r. r.
Time Table No. 50.
effective May 10, 1907

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard gauge) for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver
Creole and all points in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida with main line STANDARD
gauge) for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. G. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den.
yer v It'll all Missouri river liues for all
points east.
New Reclining Chair Cars between
Santa Fe and Alamosa. Seats free.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa if desired,
For further Information address the
undersigned.
T. J. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe. N. M
8 K. HOOPER, G.. P A.,
Denver Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Santa Fe Reduced Rates.


Reduced rates are now in effect to the
following winter resorts on the Santa
Fe Route:
SAN FRANCISCO
And return, $500; return limit, six
months; stop-over privileges in both
directions.
LOS ANGELES AND SAN DIEGO
And return, $500; return limit, six
months; stop-over privileges in both
directions.
CITY OF MEXICO
And return, $67.70 return limit nine
months; stop-over privileges in both d.
rectfons.
PHOENIX, ARIZ.,
And return, $46.25; return limit, six
months; transit limit, fifteen days In
each direction.
LAS VEGAS HOT SPRINGS
And return, IS; return limit, ninety
| days; continuous passage in each direc-
ton.
HUDSON HOT SPRINGS
And return, SIS. 20; return limit thirty
days: continuous passage. in each direc-
ton.
For particulars call on or write to
any agent Of the Santa Fe Route.
III. s. LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. J. BLACK, g. p. A., Topeka, Kan.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
xihsrty,s Iirhtninr Hods,

The statue Of Liberty In Nsw York
harbor was recently struck by lightning
and emerged unframed. One bolt struck
the appraised arm and another hit on the
forehead. The statue is protected by
the finest system of lightning rods ever
made. Lightning is no more dangerous
than disease, and vet many people will
protect their homes, while exposing their
bodies to the deadly enemy. The best
protector in the world is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters. 1t will cleanse the
system, i%nvigorate the nerves and enrich
the blood. Itdoes this by strengthening
the digestion. Good health depends
solely upon the proper performance of
this important function. Weakness here
results in constipation. Indigestion, dys-
pepsia or biliousness. See that our Pri-
waite Revenue Stamp covers the neck of
the bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
u ever supsrtltiea could ana sss,,.s,

those we love. Why not WiW fortune as
we'll as WIsh it for the child?
The greatest fortune any mother can
bestow On her child is a healthy body
and a happy mind, and with this great
fortune every mother may endow the
child if she will. The child's stock of
health is what the mother supplies. The
weak and worried woman has a very
the baby.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
makes mothers healthy and happy. 1t
does away with the misery of morning
sickness. 1t strengthens the nerves,
gives the body a feeling of b~uoyancy,
makes the mind cheerful, gives vigor
and elasticity to the organs peculiarly
feminine, and baby's advent to the world
is free from danger and painless.
MY first two babies were still-born, and I
suffered every thing but death,' writes Mrs.
Euphemia Falconer, Of Trent, Muskegon Co.,
Mich. II was reduced to 100 pounds. When /
was three months along with my third child I
was taken with hemorrhage or flooding and
came near having a miscarriage from female
weakness. For two months I was under the
care of our doctor, but was getting weaker all
the time until I sent and got three bottles of
'Favorite Prescription l improved fast and
continued to take your medicine until baby was
born, and he is healthy and all right. My
health has been good ever since. 1 now weigh
los pounds"
There is no alcohol, whisky or other
intoxicant in "Favorite Prescription"
neither does it contain any opium or
other narcotic.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets do not re-
act on the system They are a perfect
medicine.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
New
Railroad to
San Francisco!

Santa Fe Route, by its can
Joaquin Valley Extension. The
only line with track and trains
under one management all tine
way from Chicago to the Golden
Gate.
Mountain passes, extinct volca-
noes. petrified forests, prehistor-
ic ruins. Indian pueblos, Yosem-
lite, Grand Canyon Of Arixora,
en- route.
Same high-grade service that
has made the Santa Fe the IA
vorite route to Southern Cal
fornia.
Fast schedule; Pullman and
Tourist sleepers daily; Free re.
clining chair cars; Harvey
meals throughout.
General Passenger ONCE
The Atchison, Topeka & Santa
Fe Railway,
Topeka, Kan.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
CHOICE PRAIRIE OR FOUNTAIN GRAZING LANDS.

Well watered and with good shelter, interpreted with fine
raising grain and fruits. In size of tracts to suit purchaser.
LARGE PASTURES FOR LEASE, for long term of years
shipping facilities over two railroads.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
DOES 1T PAY TO BUY CHEAP

F.. DOEo IL AL ~ ~ SAAA<AA
A cheap remedy for coughs and colds
is all right, but you want something
that will relieve and cure the more Sc
we're and dangerous results of throat
and lung troubles. What shall you do?
Go to a warmer and more regular CHI
mate? Yes, If possible; If not possible
for you, then in either case take the on
ly remedy that has been introduced in
all civilized countries with success In
severe throat and Ing troubles, Bosch
ee's German Syrup" 1t not only heals
and stimulates the tissues to destroy
the germ disease, but allays inflam-
nation, causes easy expectoration,
gives a good nights rest, and sures the
patient. Try one bottle. Recommended
many years by all druggists In the
world. For sale by Ireland's Pharm-
acy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

To remove a troublesome corn or bun
ion: First soak the corn or bunion in
warm water to soften it, then pare 1t
down as closely as possible without
drawing blood and apply Chamberlain
Pain Balm twice daily; rubbing vigor-
ously for five minutes at each applica-
ton. A corn plaster should be worn for
a few days to protect it from the shoe.
AS a general IMMINENT for sprains,
bruises, lameness and rheumatism,
Pain Balm is unequaled. For sale by
A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

II have used Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and fine
it to be a great medicine" says Mr.. e
S. Phipps, of Poteau, Ark. "It cured
highly of it." This remedy always wins
the good opinion, if not praise, of those
who use it. The quick cures which II
effects even in the most severe cases
make it a favorite everywhere. For sale
by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
A Village Blacksmith Saved His Little
Sons Life.

Mr.. H. H.. Black, the well-known viii
lage blacksmith at Grahamville, Sulli-
van Co., N. Y, says: Our little son, 5
years old, has always been subject to
Group, and so bad have the attacks been
that we feared many times that he
would die. We have had the doctor and
used many medicines, but Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is now our sole re-
lance. 1t seems to dissolve the tough
mucu and by giving frequent doses
when the croupy syptoms appear we
have found that the dreaded Group is
cured before it gets settled" There is
no danger in giving this remedy, for it
contains no opium or other injurious
drug, and may be given as confidently
to a babe as to an adult. For sale by
A.. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Perplexities of Suffrage.

Mrs. McKenzie-Perfectly secret: nc
one a know how you have voted.
Mrs. McWaley-They won't? Iprom.
ised both Mrs. McElroy and Mrs. Nc
Cannon, who are such bitter rivals fol-
the same office, that I'd vote for both
and now how am | going to prove it tc
them. l wanted to keep in with both
and now I'm sure to have an enemy OF
each.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Her End Of the Contract.

my husband, the professor, works
all the time on his theory to establish
perfect harmony between man and the
universe"
DO you assist him."
Dear me, no; I've got all I can do to
keep cook in good humor-he's always
late to his meals Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

Large sun spots. astronomers say,
caused the extreme heat this summer,
and doctors declare nearly all the pros
trations were induced by disorders OF
the stomach. Good health follows good
digestion. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure d.
gests what you eat. If you have indi.
gestion or dyspepsia it will quickly re.
lieve and permanently ure you. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
In the Coming Age.

"Your honor, said the woman lawyer
deferentially, II challenge this Juror
Alpheus Cook, for cause
Cook, "sternly said the woman Judge
''you are discharged"
And there were whole generations o.
delayed vengeance in the CLEAN of thu
courts eye as she said it.-Chicagt
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Freddy's Pretty Idea

1t was raining hard, and Freddy
was looking out of the window. In a
minute, clapping his hands in delight,
he exclaimed: "Oh, mother, the rain
drops are kissing the pudoles!"-Co-
lumbus Dispatch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

"Must I tell you once more to stop
that noise? ?" asked the mother.
"T'd just as lief you Wouldn't,
mother" replied the systematically
bright boy.-Philadelphia North
American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Your Face

Shows the state Of your feelings and the
state Of your health as well. Impure
blood makes itself apparent in q pale
and sallow complexion, Pimples and
Skin Eruptions. II you are feeling
weak and worn nut lno 90 not have q
healthy appearance, you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. 1t cures all blood
diseases where cheap Sarsaparillas and
3o-called purifiers fall; knowing this,
we sell every bottle on . positive guar
antee.
For sale ct Tschor'a drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Her Set.

The rooster looked at the hen with his
head very much on n side.
"And you say" he said, that you have
already raised four large families this
season? Really, l can't account for it,"
sit is easily accounted for" said the
hen, h~aughtily; 81 belong to the smart
set."-CleveIand Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

Wife-How did you get along while
I was away?
H~usband-I kept house for about
ten days, and then / went to a hotel.
"a hotel? Why didn't you go on
keeping house,"
Couldn't. All the dishes were
dirty."-N. Y. Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

The progressive nations of the world
are the great food consuming nations.
Good food well digested gives strength.
If you cannot digest all you eat, you
need Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It digests
what you eat. You need not diet your
self. 1t contains all of the d~igestants
combined with the best known tonics
and reconstructives. 1t will even digest
all classes Of foods in a bottle. No 9TH
err preparation will do this. 1t instantly
relieves and quickly cures all stomach
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

She-This love that you tell me
about all seems so new, so strange,
He-Why, hasn't anyone ever made
love to you before?
She-Oh, yes. But not for fully
three weeks.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Nameless But Not Silent.

Biggers-Guess that Workham's
father-in-law is a member Of the firm
of Fetcham, Workman & Co.
Jiggers-That Is, he is the Go" Of
the corporation, but he makes more
noise around the institution than the
head travelling salesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

When you cannot sleep for coughing,
1t % hardly necessary that any one
should tell you that you need q few
doses Of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to allay the irritation Of the throat and
make sleep possible. It ID good. Try It.
For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
An Adjustable Epigram

The little proverb that says that a
kiss can do more than a frown' hits 1t
off about right, said the Crafty Citizen.
That depends upon whether a mans
speciality is breach of promises or stsnd.
ing off q swift touch, observed the In
veterate Thinker.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
A HaayxH Burden.

Pullyear-Candtdate Woolem says he
has q great deal on his shoulders.
Heelyear-Don't wonder. Onr chair.
man says he is carryin' water on both
shoulders.
Water? He amt nothin' tn me.
Same. 1 can't give him no lift.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

The emergency bags sent by a church
society to Kansas soldiers in the Phil
ippines contained among the necessities
a box Of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve,
the well known cure for piles, injuries
and skin diseases. The ladies took care
to obtain the original DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, knowing that all the coun-
t~erfeits are worthless. Ireland's Phar-
macV.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

When you have no appetite, do not
relish your food and feel dull after eat
ing, you may know that you need a dose
of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Price, rs cents. Samples free
at A. C. Ireland's drug stnre.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

Mr.. Jingle--Do you consider my
verses erotic?
Miss Gabby-About one-third.
Mr.. jingle don't understand you.
Miss Gabby-They are partly erotic
that is, the second syllable of that
American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Holding In to Let Out.

"Theophrastus Jones doesn't seem to
take any interest in politics, does he?"
"No; he wants to be fixed so that
whichever way the election goes he can
say he felt sure it would come out that
Way.'-Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

Daisy Gushley--Oh. you darling! I
just heard of your engagement to-day.
Cissy Summergirl = Which one?-
Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
scene...veranda of a Swiss Hotel.

Brown (inishing very lengthy account
of Alpine adventure)-And then, Miss
Jones, then, just as dawn was breaking.
| heard the voices of the guides above
me, and l knew that l was ~saved-ac.
tually saved! My feelings. as I realized
this, may be more easily imagined than
described!
Miss Jones (fervently)-Thank heaven!
And Brown fondly imagined she was
abiding to his escape.-Punch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

"How is it that johnson writes so
beautifully of the rue and noble in
humanity"
probably because he has known so
many contemplate rascals."-Brook-
lyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

When you feel that life II hardly
worth the candle take a dose OF Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
They will cleanse your stomach, tone up
your liver and regulate you bowels,
making you feel like a new man. For
sale by A.. c.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Notice for Publication.

Homestead Entry NO. 4uOo.)
Land Office at Santa Fe, N. M, Oct 30, 1900
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof In support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver atSanta Fe on December
8, 1900, viz: Marcos Ribera, for the swA swA,
section 9, sen seA, section s, neA neA section
II, nwA nwA, section 16, township 16 north,
nesses to prove his continuous residence up
on and cultivation of said land, viz-Alejan-
dro Abeyta,. Jose Maria Sonioza, Tomas
N. M. Manuel r. Otero, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Not SurDrtsed.

II have been meditating, as the old
philosopher did," remarked Willy
Washington, who was doing his best
to be interesting. II have been alone
with my W thoughts, and l am
afraid / am getting morose and cyni-
cal"
Well" answered Miss Cayenne, 81
am not at all surprised. l should
think being alone with your own
thoughts would have precisely those
results.'-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

Edith-They say he is Independently
rich.
Ethel-Ah! Then he must be q
bachelor.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Worked Like : Charm.

"Was it restful out in the country
where you went?"
Eyes, indeed; the cooking was so
bad that we got rested in two days"
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Upbuildipg

You told me that Taffeta is an up
hOlsterer. He isn't; he's a merchant.
Well, he's a ladies' tailor, and uphol-
STEERING is one of the fine points of his
business.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Break.

Our temperance meetin' didn't prove
the big success 1t oughter;
The chairman tried to blow the froth
From off q glass Of water.
philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
ProAigacy.

Madge-Brother Tom told me that
Blanche made a prodigal exhibition of
of her golf hose.
Roswell, yes, there was something
of a display of fatted calf.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

Poisonous toadstools resembling
mushrooms have caused frequent
deaths this year. Be sure to use only
the genuine. Observe the same care
when you ask for DeWitt's Witch Ha-
eel Salve. There are poisonous coun-
terfeits. DeWitt's is the only original
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is a safe and
certain cure for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
No Chance to Succeed.

II don't see how you can expect to
be a success as a star in emotional
DRAMA" said the theatrical manager
to the society woman with dramatic
aspirations.
why not?"
"Why, how do you expect to get the
necessary advertising?" he demanded.
you tell me you are actually living
with your husband."-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
He Showed Courage.

Whom do you consider the greatest
hero in this town? asked a stranger.
Oh, Ed Summers, of course.
In what does his heroism consist?
He Tilted a girl who has two brothers,
both prize fighters.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

When you want a Pleasant physic try
the new remedy, Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are easy
to take and pleasant in effect. Price, Is
cents. Samples free at Ireland's drug
store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Greatness.

Sillicuss-When would you say that
a man has acquired greatness?
Cynicus-When he deserves his own
opinion of himself.-N. Y. World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Pleasantly and Pain.

Edyth-Victoria's shoe must pinch SC
she can't contain herself. Look at the
face she makes now and then.
Suzane-That is no evidence of pain;
that's the way she smiles at Harold
Lightly's efforts at witticisms.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
STIRRED up the Animals.

Did your rural uncle see the elephant
last night?
Guess he thought the whole town was
a menagerie, as he made a monkey of
himself every place we went.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Heart and Hand.

How did you get on with that heart,
to-heart talk you said yoI were going to
have with Isabella last night?
Well, it turned out to be a hand-to-
mouth affair, and she had the hand.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Contingent

Dobson-If you marry my daughter
how long will it be before you call on
me for aid?
Hobson-ThaJ depends on how long
it is before she strikes me for cash.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Not Worth Debating

Tom-Flies never annoy a sleeping
Dick-What nonsense! Why, l.
Tom-The man wakes up and is an
noyed.-Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
The Family Convictions.

Peculiar that you've never asked your
wife how's she is going to vote.
Not me. She knows that 1t will be
best for her to ask me how she'll vote
when it comes time to cast her ballot.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05

For three days and nights I suffered
agony untold from an attack Of cholera
morbus brought on by eating ucum-
bers," says NJ. E. Lowther, clerk Of the
district court, Centerville, Iowa.. II
thought I should surely die, and tried a
dozen different medicines. but all to no
purpose. l sent for a bottle Of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy and three doses relieved me en-
tirely." This remedy is for sale by A.
G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-05
Why He Changed.

Miss Ropein-Your old flame, Miss
Sacque, hardly speaks to me since you
have been coming to our house.
Mr.. Leftout-She stopped speaking to
me long before I ever thought of calling
! here,