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His Alert susnicion.

ibid you say the man who talks OF
coming to this place has money to
burn?" said the citizen who had been
complaining about the way things are
run.
"Yes, sir; that's the phrase l used
money to burn"
"Well. we don't want him. can see
through him. He's one of these op.
pressors He wants to burn all the
money he can git his hands on. SOS to
make it scarce. e."-Washington Star.
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The Rock Island Wall Map OF the United
States.
II the best offered to the public. 1t is
very large and specially adapted to
school purposes. Every teacher OF
geography and every business office
should have one. 1t will be sent post
paid o any address on receipt of IS cts.
in tcstage stamps or coin. Address
J,hn Sebastian, G.. P. A.. Chicago, Ill.
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A Giant Cobra.

Mr.. Etheredge, of the Colombo mu-
scum, reports the measurement OF q
specimen of the terrible cobra de ca
pello, taken at Jaffna. Ceylon, and
showing the formidable length of seven
feet nine inches. The measurement was
made on the skin of the dead snake.
This is said to be by far the largest
cobra ever recorded.-Youth's Com
panion.
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His Point of View

Don't you think the stage is becom-
ing sadly immoral?'
Not necessarily" answered Mr..
Stormington Barnes. But it does
strike me that the taste of audiences is
becoming more depraved every season" 4"
Warrington Star.
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Apparently.

Teacher-What animal contents it.
self with the least amount of food?
Pupil-The moth.
Teacher-Wrong. On the contrary
the moth is very greedy animal.
Pupil-But it eats nothing but holes
N. Y. World.
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VeRetablea,

Did you buy those cigars of mine al
cigar store?" he asked
Certainly" she replied. Where did
you think bought them?"
81 wasn't certain that you didn't ge;
them at your green grocer's. s."-Phila-
delphia North American.
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DistinctfOn.

II don't blame you for discharging
your maid" said the friend. she
wasn't worth her salt"
"All that l objected to-" said Miss
Cayenne. was her fiery temper. Sh,
was worth her salt, but she wasn't
worth her pepper. Washington Star.
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HIS Amendment.

She-Do you agree with the sentiment
that a woman is as old as she looks?
The Crusty Bachelor should insert
"at least" before "as old"--Puck.
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why It's Turned Down.

Mabel-Why is the lamp superfuous
in love-making?
Alice-I suppose it's because love is
blind.-Judge..
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Quite Emphatic.

Employer-What didBlinks say when
you presented the bill?
would you mind ask
ing the lady typewriter to leave the
room while l tell you ?-Tit-Bits
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Antithesis.

"How did you come out with your
little flyer in the stock market?"
THAT wasn't flyer" answered the
morose friend. ''Tha+ was a sinker."
Star.
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Not a Moment Wasted.

Husband-Please to hurry. or we
shall be late again. l wonder how
many years of pour life you have wasted
in asking whether your hat was on
straight?
Wife-Hush. | have never wasted a
moment. Is my hat on straight now?-
Town Topics.
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Wi.e Provisions. Of Nature.

''See how beautifully Nature pro-
yides for emergencies, remarked Mr.
Frisbie. Just before big war there
are always many more births of boys
than of girls"
"And see what large families
there are in the feud districts of Ken,
lucky" added Mr.. Dinsmore.-N. y.
World
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Smoke,

The chimneys that loom up so high
Are like the men We know;
Ofttimes there's lots of smoke above,
And little fire below
Chicago Times Herald.
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0sOO0 0lbOS0O OoSkI3O911
saA be cared BY
UDYAN, ~ Qeat
Vegetable remedy fol
the blood and nssveA
AUDYAN VIII On.
HIsh the blood and give
II back IT. healthy, red
color. rAe Aee1 beins
n . poor condition,
Hene Of the organs q
The body ass psoDerly
aolrished. II y D.
YAM win Gauss the
hl0od 4, hocomA uure.
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Even the Landlady smiled.

what is a sausage?" inquired the
sweet singer.
"a sausage" grinned the comedian
boarder, ''is ground hog."-Chicago
Daily News.
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Walker Dyes Ceiling Of his success
During the second act the audience
arose in a body.
Friend-Gee! Didn't any of 'em
come back for the next act, old man p
Chicago Inter Ocean.
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ronheaxy outIines.

'Is my new hat all right?'
Eyes, dear; you look like laundress
home her days work on her
llead. .nC Chicago Record.
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Deductiye Reasoning.

II believe you have been secretly
married to young Mr.. Noodle!" cried
the irate father.
How ridiculous!" replied his
daughter.
WELL" said her sire, ''he used tc
come here at eight O'Clock and stay
till 1880, and now he doesn't get here
until nine o'clock and leaves at 1918
Press.
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Wholesale and Retail dealers in all
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Green SICKNESS

u rather common 1issass and 4 M With
snonsst young women. II 10 caused from a
Impoverished cenditiea Of the blood Being q
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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19

publics. Under the same Hay McKin-
ley surrendered American territory in
Alaska to Great Britain and denied
the right of American miners to pro-
test
Enemy of Labor.
At the request of the Standard Oil
trust President Mckinley sent its
regular army into Idaho to shoot down
and 1mprison miners who had rebelled
against Standard oil tyranny in Occur
d. Alene. These men were thrown
into a stockade and kept there with
out right of trial until many of them
became raving maniacs. These facts
are a part of current history.
He placed horse doctor in charge
of the medical department of Cuba. He
pliced Gen. Miles incommunicado and
sent to Cuba in charge of the army
Shafter, who rode to battle in a lit
ter and who wanted to surrender when
the first shot was fired.
Crooked All Through.
Mr.. Mckinley was a free silver man
in 1898, a bi-metallist in 1896 and
single gold standard advocate in 1898.
He was champion of civil service in
1896, and two years later he discharged
5000 civil service appointees to make
place for political pets Of Hanna and
Platt
Through his pro-British secretary of
state he entered into a treaty with
Great Britain whereby the American
people were to dig a Nicaraguap canal
and leave it defenseless TO be used at
DleaSIIr nv John Ru1l
He permitted the opening of special
mail matter to our consul at Pre-
toria by British agents and called our
consul home because that official COM
| planned.
He makes constant declaration that
the institutions of this country are
in the hands of providence and then
demands large standing army, as if
providence were not equal to the task.
Behold the Man of Destiny.
Secretary Root in recent speech
! in New York said:
ooh for one hour of Grant,"
Why Grant, if Mckinley is such a
| Napoleon?
Why Grant, when the man of des-
| tiny and of providence, is at the
helm?
| Look at the man! He has been on
every side of every question-always
landing on the side opposed to the
| people, on the side of oppression, on
! the side of national shame.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19
FALSE PRETENsE o. PROSPERITY.

pt + h
a a to he
"p -
of Chicago by
Of o
siday f story FROM tina daily pEam ~ Republic
OF t pidH there anth H
Din aaesn0 hae6 las
Oand$a Is Is the actual
q dk according t he
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19

In his message President Mckinley
said:
"Forcible annexation is criminal ag-
gression."
He then proceeded to "forcibly an
nex'' the Philippine archipelago with
it's 100000 unwilling people.
In 1899 President Mckinley said:
''It is our plain duty to give free
trade to the people of Porto Rico"
He Immediately proceeded to i'm
perfume and coerce a Republican con-
gress into passing a tariff bill against
Porto Rico in accordance with the de-
mand of the sugar trust.
He gave pledges to Spain and Cuba
that Cuba should be free and indie
pendent.
He has created a military govern
ment in Cuba, which has thwartec
every step toward island autonomy
and which reeks with theft and corrup-
ton of every kind
Record In the Philippines.
President Mckinley paid Spain $40
100000 for something which Spain
did not possess and had not power to
deliver. The president has since that
time spent of the American peoples
money 100000 900 trying to obtain
that for which he had paid SIC, 000,-
600. In this attempt he has only
succeeded in filling graves, hospitals,
insane asylums and fat insular jobs.
The end is not yet.
He has appointed more commissions
to carry out his unconstitutional pol
icy than all other presidents have
legally created. He is paying these
commissions in violation of the con-
stitution. (See article 1, section g.
clause y.
These commissions have never done
anything beyond administering coats
of whitewash to the autocracy al
Washington.
Mckinley's Appointees.
President Mckinley is responsible
for General Alger of canned beef no.
| toriety; for General Eagan, who was
suspended for blackguardism, on full
| pay; for Rathbone and Nicely, the Gu
ban postal thieves; for Gage, the
banker, who turned the treasury over
| to Morgan and his Wall street con
spirators, and for Griggs, whose sole
duty is to shield the robber trusts
from prosecution.
He is responsible for Hay, the Brit
ish toady. He sent Hays son to Pre-
| toria to be the administration agen
| at the death of the South African re
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19
WANTS A MONARCHY
Mckinley Organ in Iowa Voices the
Real Sentiments Of the
Republican Party.
CONSTITUTION is OBSOLETE.

The following article is from the
Des Moines Qa.) Globe, Republican
farmers paper. It voices in plain Ian
guage the spirit of Mckinley Repub-
hcanism. What the Globe frankly
speaks the imperialist secretly thinks.
It is brutally plain, and for this rea-
son Republican organs have affected
to discredit its sentiments; but it
speaks out of the fullness Of a heart
saturated with Hamiltonianism, which
is the inspiration of President McKin-
ley; and there is in it that touch Of
sincerity that gives it weight as an ut
terance, a little rash perhaps and pos
sibly a little premature, but significant
of the trend of modern Republicanism.
The article deserves the very widest
publicity as showing the direction of
the Mckinley drift:
For a long time thinking peopie
who have large commercial interests
have felt unsafe with our present form
Of government from the fact that we
are controlled by the little cheap
John politicians anu ward-heelers.
Nov IS A GOOD TIME TO Do AWAY
WITH OUR OBSOLETE CCNSTITU-
TON and adopt form of government
that will be logical with expansion
| ideas and will give AMPLE PROTEC-
TION TO CAPITAL.
"a CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY
is probably the most desirable plan
is ripe for the change. We take it
that the great farming interests of our
land will readily adapt themselves to
| ol = -
lover of law and order, and ANTI
MONARCHY IS LARGELY THE EA-
PRESTON OF FRENCH REVOLT
TIONARY IDEAS SUGGESTED BY
HOT-HEADED THEORISTS.
I'VE believe that history and exper-
fence have proven beyond cavil tat 4
REPUBLICAN FORM OF GOVERN.
MENT CANNOT SUBSIST beyond q
certain stage. That as soon as great
PEOPLE BECOME RICH, STRONG
AND GREAT, THE REPUBLl,
DROOPS AND DIES. We believe thi.
is so, of necessity and not by chance
We believe that there is not singl;
case of record where the masses of {
great nation possessed the intelligence
to initiate laws, and were intelligen
enough to compel the enforcement @
such good laws as they might pass.
1T would seem as if science teache
that men are created to follow thei
masters-the inspired minds of th
world. HISTORY SHOWS THAT I
KING MUST BE AND IS FOUND II
EVERY NATION to guide it's peopl
in every great crisis. Neither is tn
change to be dreaded or looked for
ward to with foreboding. While W
are in fact largely under the condition
of monarchy, we have the evils with
out the benefits of the same''
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19

er Auing the of Naa entype cent
of w h Is ca ~ dh
n
more in thar at gg of period many gear ut aqs und~hs
Z
tquaA u p th o. loan money ia M d hCnEe
aston a large n mortgage h By M pr srpt by the
ICES
tee5a yd on01ga in Indian the
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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19
SUPPLEMENT TO THE
Barton County Democrat.
WILL H. STOKE. Editor a.d PubIishsr
x,REAT REND. KANSAS
FRIDAY OCTOBER 1s 1900
l800--l900.
Some Historical Parallels Be-
tween Jefferson and
Bryan.

First hear now Mr. Henry Adams
summing up of the TRADES against
Jefferson by the Federalists of New
England and New York in 1900:
Every dissolute intriguer, loose-liver,
forger, false-coiner, and prison bird;
every hair-brained, 1oud-talking dem
agogue; every speculator, scoffer and
atheist, was a follower Of Jefferson;
and Jefferson was himself the incarna-
ton of their theories"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19
LET THE PEOPLE
ELECT THE SENATORS


General Weaver then
eight public
# the fusion victory this fall shall this
people will it
which
content nightfan
JENNINGS
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19
WHAT HISTORIANS SAY OF JEFFEF
SONS ADMINISTRATION.


And what followed all this hysteria
and malice, invocation of dread spec
tres and prediction of the mob? What
was the sequel? "An administration"
as Schouler justly describes it, peace
full, progressive and popular beyond all
precedent" = especially strong and
successful just where the direst !disas-
ter had been foreboded, in the man
agement of the finances of the coun-
try. ''rho policy of this remarkable
administration" writes this admirer
of Jefferson, ''was at once and steadily
successful in winning the people; and
the prestige Of enthusiasm became ir-
resistible when conjoined with the
prestige Of success. An executive,
neither the instrument of others nor
a betrayer of trusts, we may regard
Jefferson as the genuine personatOr of
that to which Frances First Consul
presented contemporaneously the
counterfeit,-a leader of the common
people in the direction of their best
Desires
This verdict is not simply that of
JefferSon's admirers. The historians
are harmonious. Mr.. Morse, in his
volume on Jefferson, in the American
STATE sIleA series,-and neither the
series as a whole, nor Mr.. Morse's vol
ume in particular, will ever be ac-
cused Of making admiration of Jeffer-
son it's forte-uses terms almost iden-
teal. Mr.. Schouler, in the passage
quoted, is writing of a time midway
in Jefferson's second administration,
just before the troubles with England
Mr.. Morse is writing of the close of
his first administration, when the
campaign for his reelection ap-
preached. Everything, he says, ere
bounded to his good fame and popular
ity." The nation felt comfortable
and good natured amid the broad visi-
BILE facts OF the passing time.
Were not expenses curtailed and taxes
reduced, and debts being rapidly di-
minished? Had the country
been for many years past so free from
irritation and anxiety growing out Of
foreign affairs? Had politica
kindness ever before permeated the
nation as it did today? Four years Of
prosperity and tranquility left little
room for discomfort with the govern
ment Amid such influences politica
opposition pinned and almost died.
The verdict of history on the admins
tration of the latter day Jefferson
William Jennings Bryan, who has beer
more bitterly abused than even his grea
prototype, will closely follow out tn,
parallel.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19

At present the government can draft
the citizen, but cannot draft the
Pocketbook. Slowly but surely the
dollar Is being exalted and the man de-
} based. Justice in taxation must be
restored.
The sentiment prevailing among
those who advocate an income tax
justices the prediction that the Demo-
Gratis, Populists and Silver Republicans
will in their next campaign advocate
an amendment to the constitution
specifically authorizing an income tax.
and no one who has faith In the final
triumph of every righteous cause will
doubt the ultimate success of the effort
to make au income tax a permanent
part Of the revenue system of the fed
) eral government. w. j. BRYAN.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19
WHAT ROOSEVELT SAYS OF TIL
FOLLOWERS OF JEFFERSON

Study the Kansas City platform
and you cannot help realizing that
their policy is the policy of infamy,
that their triumph would mean misery
so widespread that it is almost I'M
thinkable and q disgrace so lasting
that more than a generation would
have to pass before it could be wiped
out.
"They stand for Iawlessness and dis
order, for dishonesty and dishonor, for
license and disaster at home and cow
ardIy shrinking from duty abroad"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19
Birdseye View Of
William Mckinley
His Devious Political and Official Trail an Anomaly
in American Politics
Always Wrong in the End

the
for nnentor t in own
tter # Accep tance.
S What Preside liam
the right
to al right
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ehasre nized SLAYER an poyga in
the
He to
Rico.
ipei s
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19
NO FREEDOM NOW FOR FILIPIHoS.

Il have always thought that all men
should be free, but If any should be
slaves, it should be first those who de-
sire it for themselves and secondly
those who desire It for Others"
ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
From an address to an Indiana Reg
iment, March II, 1865.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19
LINCOLN VS.. HIS PARTY.

of in
te.- p
ON the rock o the
OF be to
the
he COVE
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-10-19
The Children of the Coal Miners

ID the children weeping, o brothers,
leaning
And their
The birds chirping in the
The fawns playing with shadows;
"
But the young chfdren. O, brothers,
They weeping bitterly!
They weeping pIaytime of Others
the of the Mrs. Browning.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-02-04
And That Did just ms Wen.

At recent rehearsal of THE Village
Postmaster" Archie Boyd about noon
one day during an intermission, felt
Ike INDUCING In a little lunch. He hur-
ried into a lunch-room where colored
walters are employed.
Bring me a sandwich and glass OF
milk" said Archie. The man bolted away
and quickly returned with the desired food
and drink. Archie slowed away the sand
w.ch and floated 1t with the Tactical fluid.
my check; I'm in a hurry said Archie
The waiter pulled forth pad and pencil
and began to laboriously :nscribe weird
characters on the paper. Thrice did he
seemingly finish the writing. when he
would stop to look at the result and tear
up the bits of paper. At the third attempt
Mr.. Boyd called again for the bill OF
damage. The man made a final effort and
handed him check on which was written,
zone piece of pie. one milk"
II didn't order pie, said Boyd as he
looked at the piece of paper.
II know. boss" replied the abashed SER
want, but pie and sandwich cost the same,
and l can't spell sandwich"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-02-04


James A. Herne is a single taxer.
Havana has two vaudeville theatres.
Costa RIGA boasts a 100000 thea
| ire.
Beerbohm Tree may inpersonate
Ivan, the Terrible.
Mrs. Leslie Garter has a portable
dressing room.
Germany is to see Barnum and Bal
ley's Greatest Show.
Robson and Crane may star next sea-
son in THE Henrietta"
The Henry Irving Of Japan, Danjuro,
is eighty years old.
Gerald Griffin is to impersonate Mr..
Bowser in the vaudeville houses.
The English Actors Association will
establish school of acting.
Marie Wainwright in vaudeville is re-
citing THE Absent Minded Beggar' z
In THE Greatest Puritan" Charles
Cartwright will enact the role of Crom-
we'll.
Frederick Warde is to be seen as
Horatius, the Roman hero, who held
the bridge.
Edna Wallace Hopper has been rid
ing in Central Park, New York, in boys
clothes.
Laurence Irving's Bonnie Dundee"
is to be acted in London shortly by
Robert Taber.
e. S. Willard, John Hare and Mrs.
Patrick Campbell viii act in America
next season.
Rose Coghlan may produce next sea-
son a play entitued Madame" by
Charles Coghlan.
THE Highwayman" is to be revived;
Katherine Germaine will sing the chief
feminine role.
Blanche Bates, of Naughty An
thony" fame, has never appeared in
tights, Save as Rosalind.
''Coralie & Co., Dressmakers, which
shocked Paris, is to be disclosed in New
York this week.
Mcintyre and Heath, the blackface
performers, have been professional
partners for twenty-six years.
a London theatre has a room in
which gentlemen from suburban places
can go to put On evening dress.
Tess, of the D'Urbervilles" is 70 be
presented in Australia by a cast head
cd by Edith Crane and Tyrone Power.
In New York tomorrow night Nat
Goodwin will produce Henry v. Es-
monds' When We Were Twenty-one.
In Japan it is not considered eerrcct
Tor ladies in attendance at the theatre
TO wear the same dress during The en-
tire performance.
The City Council, OF Wellington.
Kan. having. decided to tax So for ev-
cry show presented for one night. the
manager closed the theatre.
Every organization playing in New