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Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23
No Claim to sympathy.

Horses are such sagacious crea-
lures, aren't they?" said the young
woman.
Yes, indeed" answered Col. Still
we'll
II have heard that racehorse
sometimes shows unmistakable signs
of grief and humiliation after ha has
LOST"
II don't see why he should take it
so much to heart. He can sleep out
there at the track. He doesn't have
to walk Observation-Disclosures Star.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

The Colonial lea At the home of Mrs
Ma!couronne last night by ladies of St.
Johns church was highly successful
affair and was attended largely. Decor
atoms. as be6tted the occasion, were in
red. white and blue. The gossip corner.
where fortunes were, also. told. was pre-
sided over by Mrs Ogden and Mrs Fine,
while Mrs Malcouronne, Mrs Sibb aid and
Mrs Henry Fulton we're amiable and
gracious hostes$es as the colonial danes
and dispensatots Of tea. The phono
graph afforded no end Of amusement and
there were many other pleasing features
of the entertainment.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

The Fraternal U MON met in body last
evening at 7:3o at the express Office, and
wien all had gathered they took the
street car for University Place, stopping
at the elegant home Of Mr. and Mrs ].
Poundstone where they went to celebrate
the seventh wedding anniversary Of the
host and hostess. A delightful evening
was passed and elegant refreshments
were served at a late hour.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

One of the Northwest ern's big geared
engines is proving effective in buckinE
snow on the South Park branch Of the
Colorado & Southern, where all the
snow pillow engines had failed.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Z The Bryan Club Of Longmont come 10
Boulder tonight to present a program
for the entertainment of the people Of
Boulder. 1t will be- given at the Demo
cratic Club and is free to all. The Dem
ocratic society invites the people OF Boul-
der 10 accord the longmonters large
audience. Ladies Are especially urged
to attend.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Israel Holstein writes from Utica. N.
Y, stating that he has been there four
years and is Of the opinion that he wasn't
IN Denver on recent occasion when a
citizen OF Boulder said he was.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Miss Lillian Waters is suing the school
trustees of Magnolia for her Fay. before
Justice Dyer. The lady claims she was
hired for specific period and discharg
ed without cause. Mr. w. B. Hough Of
Boulder being then hired in her place.
She asserts that the school was closed
against her and it vas. therefore impos-
sible for her to full fill her contract.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23
Club WlsdO m.

Bromley. here's an account of a
woman who lived As days on water"
That's nothing, Darringer. My IA
Their has been living on water for the
last ten years"
do you expect me to believe that,
Ell? Why don't you add that he grew
fat on it?"
well. he did. He's sea captain
Tit-Bits,
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23
Weellstt I Brown are ssls agents for tha
Famous Industrial Coal. 50 te1.

Aaron P. Williams was granted di.
vorce BY Judge Atwood today from his
wife Edith. They were married in Boul.
der thirteen years ago. He is now II,
she 80. 1t was her unbridled tongue that
wrought the cruelty which moved MI
Williams to apply for a divorce. The
lady did not resist the application.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23
Superior coal a, Rel sr,s I c.sb'..

Judge Armour OF Sterling. will begin
court for Judge Boughton here tomorrow
disposIng OF motions and hearing the
c Use Of Deputy District Attorney Mer
win against Boulder county tor fees he
claims are due, but " ere disailowed by
the county commissioners:
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

There will be a ten cent tea and cos
tune party given by the ladies OF the
Congregational church this evening, at
the home of DR. Callahan, to which a
cordial invitation IS extended to all
Every one is invited to wear some fancy
dress, but it is not at all obligatory.
There will be short program given dur
ing the evening.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

James T. Smith. $ late labor commits
sioner. and ]. X. Robinson. secretary Of
State Federation Of Labor, will address
an open meeting of members OF organ
lied labor and their friends on Tuesday,
February ~ at 7:3oI p. IN. in hall over
G,lber's drug store, adjoining pos,office
All friends Of organized labor are invited.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

MIR and Mr.. John Rob FITS of the Hotel
Roberts. have the symp1,hy of the COM
munity in the death of their bright three
year old boy. which occurred last night,
from pneumonia.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Miss Martha Hankins informally but
elegantly entertained the members of the
Pi Phi yesterday afternoon at her home
on West Spruce street.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

We have bought the stock of the Mag
net and will close out our winter goods
at most any price to make room for our
spring stock. We carry ladies' ano
gents furnishing goods. dry goods and
novelties. We invite your inspection.
T. J. PATE & SONS.
The Magnet, cor. nth and Pearl St.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

George Treadway and Mrs Della
Green were married yesterday morning
at the Methodist parsonage by Rev. M.
D. Hornbeck. Both parties are from
Denver,
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

y Hon r H. WHITFIELD made the speech
of presentation to the university foot ball
team at the chapel today and DR..
Hellems responded IN behalf OF these
mute gladiators. 1t was pleasant
break in the student lite.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Castleton-Hello. l never saw that
clock in the drawing room before.
Harold-No. but when sister heard
you were coming she had it moved in.
Detroit Free Press
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Our place is open to the public. Call
in and examine goods and you be judge
OF quality and price.
TEMPLE SHOE PARLoRS.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Husband-You sharpened your lead
pencil last night. didn't your
Wife-How do you know?
Husband-Ive just been trying to
shave myself.-Tit-Bits
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

LoSr-At cadet ball lady's lace insert
ed handkerchief. Reward for same at
this Office. 223t
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23
A Sorry Execution,

Most plant life ,hrives the best. they say.
When by the sun caressed.
Yet wild oats do not love the day.
But thrive by lamplight best
-Elliotts Magazine.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

If your liver is out Of order, causing
Biliousness, Sick Headache, Heart
burn, or Constipation, take dose of
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Table board at the Bowen hotel s. per
week, meal tickets IS.
c. O'CoNNoR. Manager.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

J.R. Bennets, the well known Geld
Hill miner. is gong to Mohawk. Arizona
to engage in mining.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Martin V. Hartshorn. aged 90. stone
mason by trade. died at the home of Mrs
Osgood. near the toll gate today.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

LosT-Black. right hand, two button
glove. Please leave at this Office and
receive reward.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Your hills are lighter your theushts
brighter your Assss mere comfortable
when you use the Superior coal. Sold
only by the Wdoliett. Brown Lumber &
Supply Co.. MOI 1897 18th street.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23
Pills

On retiring, and tomorrow your d.
gestive organs will be regulated and
you will be bright, active and ready
for any kind of work. This has
been the experience of others; it
will be yours. HOODS PILLS are
sold by al medicine dealers. Is cts.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Bales Orchestra. p. o. Box 4oI, Boul.
der, Colo.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23
Superior ceal At Rsbsris 1 Cobb's

WANTED-Girl at 1919 Spruce. small
family. 73tf
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Meals .. the Bowen hotel to Boulder
citizens s. cent?.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23
LOCAL NEWS.

voollstt I Brew, he sslp agents for The
Famous Industrial Csal. q ton.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Regular Friday night dance tonight a
Amory Hall.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Drop in at tn + Temple Shoe Parlors
on the corner. We consider it pleas
ure to sh wgo9ds.
TEMPLE SHOE PARInRs
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-23

Superior zeal a. Ros.rs . cssb's.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
4 BOOM FOR SULzER.
Texan Started One at Kansas
City.
RUPERT WANTS NO SILVER.
Tones Out, In an Interview, Against
Mentioning 1t In the PIatform--Fitz-
Gerald, Another New Yorker, Also
QUOTED as gainst "A white Metal Plank.

KANSAS City, June 27.--John ]. Fitz-
gerald, delegate from Kings county.
N. X, and Jacob Rupert, Jr.. of New
York city, an alternate-at-large ar
ri we'd here for the Democratic national
convention. Both were quoted as say
ing they did not favor the free silver
plank IN the Democratic platform.
There are SO many issues more inn
portant," said Mr.. Rupert, ..that /
think free silver need not be mentioned
at all. The PARTY in the east viii not
stand for free silver
Sterling Price, of Paris, Tex, arrived
here and began arrangements for open
ing headquarters for Congressman Will
lam Sulzer, of New York, who was ex-
peeted next Friday or Saturday. Incl
dentally Mr.. Price started a boom for
the New Yorker for vice president.
''The west knows. Mr. Price was
quoted as saying, chat the candidate
for vice president must go to the east.
It ought to be New York. Hill is out
of the question. Sulzer is the man who
appeals to the elements we need to carry
New York. y
Although the Democratic national
committee Will not meet here until Mon
day next to select its temporary officers,
considerable gossip was being INDUCED
in as to the selection of temporary
chairman. The Star said that it lay
apparently between ID. A. Bose, mayor
Of Milwaukee, and Governor Charles N.
Thomas, of Colorado, with the chances
in favor of Mr. Rose.
Gangs of men We're working day and
night to complete the new convention
hall, and there was every assurance that
Kansas City's promises of suitable
meeting place would be fulfilled. The
hall directors said they would turn the
building over to the national committee
on Monday. Already the decorators had
begun their work ON the interior of the
big structure, and the finishing touches
and smaller details were beiifg put on.
Charles A. Towne, Populist nominee
for vice president and chairman of the
Silver Republican national committee,
said that he would reach Kansas City
ON Friday. General E. s. Corser, sec
rotary and treasurer Of the Silver Re.
publican committee, was expected to ar.
rive today to begin active preparations
for that convention which will meet at
the same time as the Democratic gath.
efing.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
MILLION VOTES TO
BE OFFERED BRYAN.
Prohibitionisto VIII Make the Proposal,
LII Prohibition Is Made an Issue
In the Platform.

CHICAGO. Jnne 27.-The Record today
said i'll part:
1t developed today Tuesday that the
Prohibitionists of the United States ex-
pect to go before the Democratic ma
tional convention at Kansas City, with
list of one million voters pledged to
support Williom J. Bryan if the Demo-
cratic will adopt prohibition plank in
its platform.
The plan of pledging 100000 voters,
who signed an agreement to support no
candidate who would not stand firmly
on the prohibition issue, originated with
The Rams Horn, magazine which is
recognized as the mouthpiece of prohi-
bition. 1t is said the national Prohibi-
ton convention today will endorse the
effort of The Rams Horn.
Many of the delegates, upon hearing
of the action to be taken at Kansas City,
wanted to know why the matter was
not taken up with the Republican con-
vention at Philadelphia. Inquiry, how
ever, showed that the list of pledges
was not complete at that time
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27

went to the carpet from Ruhlins blows. With
bulldog gameness he struggled again to his
feet, Gus by this time was hardly able to use
his hands When Tom again regained his feet
Gus staggered to the game sailor and sent
short lefts and rights to the head that looked
as il they would not hurt a child, but Tom was
50 badly done for that he again went down
under them. Again he rose blindly TO his feet
and Gus walked to him. Tom tried to elinch
but Gus stepped back, and with straight left
to the face and right hand uppercut to the jaw
Tom toppled forward all out, and Referee
Johnny White waved Rubin to his corner
while the sailor pugilist's seconds carried him
to his corner, where he gradually revived and
was soon able to leave the ring.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
RUHLIN WIPED sHARKEY.
The Akron Fighter knocked Ont the
Sailor In the Fifteenth Round
of Their Contest.

NEW YORK. June 27.--Tcm Sharkey
went down to decisive defeat in
the arena of the Seaside Athletic
Club, Coney Island, and big Gus Rub
lin, the Ohio pugilist, was his conquer
or. 1t was a clean knock -out after Is
rounds of fighting. Save in the mat
ter Of aggressiveness, Rubin led from
the face-off in every feature Of the game
and at all times had the fight well in
hand. Sharkey did not give up his
place in the line of first-class heavy
weig hts without desperate struggle.
The decisive battle and unexpected re-
suit was truly surprise for the sport
ing public. No line of form that could
be figured gave the Ohio more than l
to chance. Rubin never showed bet
ter than 10 to and it was even money
that he would not last 10 rounds. The
final round was described as follows:
Fifteenth round-Tom Mas first up. He
closed, but Gus sent him away with short left
and right jolts on the head. Tom looked tired,
and Gus followed him and jabbed his head
back and crossed his right to the jaw. Tom
staggered, and Rubin stepped in and banged
him with both hands until the sailor staggered
and fell to the floor. He was up at the count.
but unable to make defense, and again he
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
LEAGUE GAMES YESTERDAY.

AT Pittsburg-Pittsburg runs, IL hits and
2 errors Chicago, 6 runs. IL hits and errors.
Batteries-Philippi and thinner Callahan and
Dexter. Umpire-Hurst.
At New York-New York, runs, IL hits and
errors; Brooklyn. s runs, Is hits and en-
rors Batteries-Mereer and Warner; McGin-
nifty and Mcclure. Umpire-Latham. Attend
ance, 1900.
At Decentralization, 10 runs, IL hits and 3 err
rors Philadelphia 6 runs, 0 hits and errors.
Batterles-Lewis and Sullivan; Bernhard and
Douglass. Umpire Emslie. Attendance,
1900.
At ST. Louis-St. Louis, runs, 10 hits, and 4
errors; Cincinnati. Z runs, II hits and error.
Batteries-Jones and Criger Scott and PETIT.
Umpire-Swartwood Attendance. 900.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27

At Youngstown Youngstown, runs, 6 hits
and errors; Dayton, 6 runs, 10 hits and / err
ror. Bat observation-disclosures and Murphy. Gil
patrick and Myers
At Observation-Disclosures runs, II hits and
terrors Mansfield, runs, hits and errors
Batteries - Wolfe and Beville; Irwin and
Fore.
Second game stopped by rain in fourth in
ming; score, 4 to 4,
AT Fort Wayne-Fort Wayne, runs, hits
and errors; Wheeling, runs, z hits and 4
errors Batteries-Swaim, Harper and Der
ZEN; Skopec and Ritter.
AT Toledo-Toledo, II runs, 8 hits O errors
ew Castle, run, 8 hits and errors Bat
Earies-Iosssand Hannaford Thomas and Will
ialas.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27

Ii you want good Hammock, we
have them, all styles and prices.
MADEIRA Bros.
NINE-TENTHs of the school books
sold In Monongalia county last year
were sold by the Acme Book Store.
They can save you lot of money on
school books.
j A. WEAVER, the grocer, receives
fresh vegetables every morning.
You can get radishes, onions, beets
and pineapples at all times Very
soon tomatoes and Strawberries will
be added
Your clothing wants, no matter
how large or small they can be sat
isfied at small lost at Hirsehmans.
GENTLEMEN warm weather I'M
derwear in all grades at Hirseh-
mans.
QUEEN Quality shoes for ladies
are durable and will give you ease
and comfort. You get them at
Hirschmans
NJ tIduE 10 IOusIdubly luGlbdsiDE
the last few days and | can therefore
sell goods cheaper than ever S. A. Pos
ten.
J. A. WEAVER keeps on hand at
Il times full supply of elegant home
aked light bread Send in your or
ers by phone.
The originat0rs of Ice Cream
Oda in Observation-Disclosures
Bros.
WANT ads in this paper always
ring results aud they bring them
uickly. Try them.
You should never buy pair Of
hoes without first seeing Hirschmans
took.
TWENTY FIVE cent meals served at
the Delicatessen. The best in town
for any money.
REST easy Hammocks at MADEIRA
Bros.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
Ask Your
Neighbor

If she buys groceries of us.
If she does, she will tell you
of reliable goods, honest prices
and quick delivery-all of
which you may not be getting.
We haven't a customer to
whom we would hesitate to
refer you. If your neigh
Dor is jealous of her success,
give your order to us-the
success will then be yours.
Give us a trial order and you
will be our regular customer.
Fl. S. HAYES.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27

At Chicago-Chicago, II runs. 10 hits and 2
errors; Minneapolis, runs, IL hits and 5 en-
rors. Batteries-Fisher and Buckley; Parker
ance, 800.
At Buffalo-Buffalo, II runs. l6 hits and err
rors; Indianapolis, runs, IL hits and errors
MISUNDERSTANDING and Schreckengost KEEL
Ium and Powers. Umpire--Dwyer. Attend
ance, LOO
At Cleveland-Cleveand. runs, II hits and
errors; Detroit, runs, hits and 2 errors.
Batteries - Fauver and Spies; Yeager and
Shaw. Umpire-Cantillon. Attendance. l,
200.
At Internationally runs, hits
and errors; Kansas CITY, runs, hits and
errors. misunderstanding and Smith; Grey
and Wilson. Umpire-McDonald, Attend
ance, 1000
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
The Interstate standing.
interstate Schedule.

Mansfield al New Castle, Wheeling at To
lede, Columbus at Youngstown and Fer,
Wayne at Dayton.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
WEATHER FORECAST.

Ohio-Showers today, with cooler in
eastern and warmer ia southwest por-
tions; tomorrow fair and warmer; brisk
southwesteriy, shifting to westerly winds.
Western Pennsylvania showers and
Cooler today; tomorrow fair and warmer;
brisk southwesteriy, shifting to westerly
winds.
today; tomorrow fair aad warmer; south
eriy winds.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
WeISbach Lights Reduced to $l.25

Large mica chimneys Acc extra. We
are the only authorized agents for
the genuine "Welsbach. . All other
incandescent lamps are infringements.
5000 reward for the conviction Of
any one selling spurious burners as
ssW'
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
THREE DIED FROM HEAT.
Also Five Prostrations Reported to Have
Occurred In and About
Pittsburg.

PITTsBURG, June 27.-Three deaths
and five prostrations constitute the
grim record for the third day of the
present severe heat spell. AS the sec
ond hottest day of the season, Tues
day was out with showing of 81 de-
grees from A to O'Clock during the
afternoon.
Died of the Heat.
Cornelius Mundy, 2514 Larkins alley,
workman in Anchor rolling mill, South
Side; Frustrated Friday, and died alter
four days.
Mrs. Sarah M. Shaffer, Soles street,
McKeesport; overcome Monday night
and died next morning.
John Burke, employed at the Hotel
Duquesne; sent to the Mercy hospital
Monday; died there next night.
Those who Were Frustrated.
Edwin Ellsworth, of 209 Carr street
Taken to West Penn hospital Not dam
gerous.
George r. Hoffman, inspector depart
ment of charities Fell ON Bigham
street, South Side. Recovered soon.
Chester O. Potter, reporter CONNER
cial Gazette. Succumbed Monday even
ing. Condition serious
Samuel Bust, laborer, National oil
ing mills, McKeesport; taken to Nc
Keesport hospital; not expected to live
Mrs Sarah Williams, of McKees'
Rocks Overcome on the street and re-
moved to her home.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27

Rear Admiral Watson Reached suez.
SuEZ, June ~ The United States
cruiser Baltimore, with Rear Admiral
Watson ON board, enroute for home, ar
rived here.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
Fl. S. HAYES.
LIVELY BUSINESS.

At the Morgrntown Planning
Mill. Beechurst Ave. They have
several car loads Of yellow pine.
consisting of Flooring, Ceiling,
CASING. Base and Finishing Lilm-
Der OF all descriptions. They
have ON hand and can furnish on
short notice anything in the
House Building line. Call and see.
headache and Neuralgia cured by Dr.
NfI 1f,S' PAIN PILLS Gone cent a lOSe.n
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
Lost--rwenty-Two Dollars.

Lost on the streets Friday roll
containing So. There were three
bills two tens and two. Finder will
receive liberal reward by returning
the money to this office.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
Union Improvement Go,
SuppIierS Of Natural Gas 4 Water.
PLUMBING AND GAS FITTING

All VINO contemplate having plumb
ins or gas fitting done should consider
that a little saving in first cost is not
always economy. We buy our goods
at first hands, strictly for cash. We
have expert plumbers and will guar
antee all work, at prices as low as
consistent with first-class material
and workmanship, We will be here
to protect our work as long as gas
lasts and people use water.
This is a point worth considering.
Remember everything first class and
work guaranteed to be according TO
the most approved sanitary regula-
ti0ns
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-27
How the Clubs stand.
League Schedule Today.
American League Games Yesterday.

New York at Brooklyn, Chicago at Pittsbure
and Cincinnati at ST. Louis.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-28
GREAT SCHEM ES.

I'm going to write great poems some day,
Exactly when / will not say,
Just now some things are in the way;
I'll begin-well a week from Tuesday.
There are pictures, too. mean to paint;
My plans, as yet, are little faint,
but my notions are really new and quaint.
As you'll see week from Wednesday.
"A great drama have in mind,
AS soon as a plot can find,
Striking, original refined.
Perhaps week from Thursday.
I hope to form a stock concern.
Enormous dividends I'll earn,
TILL coupon bonds I'll have Ito burn"
About year from Friday.
~Or, no-I'll just invent toy,
Some simple gimcrack to give Joy
To each enraptured girl or boy
I'll work on that next Saturday.
I can't decide which scheme to choose,
Each idea seems too good to lose;
Meanwhile I'll take my Sunday snooze-
To-morrow's only Monday.
Tudor jerks. In the Woman's Home
Companion.