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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
NO RIGHT TO UGLINESS.

The woman who is lovely in face,
form and temper will always have
friends, but mi who would be attract
i've must keep her health. If she Is
weak, sickly and all run down, she will
be and irritable. If she has con-
stipation or kidney trouble her impure
blood will cause pimples, blotches, skin
eruptions and a wretched complexion.
Electric Bitters is the best medicine in
the world to regulate stomach, liver and
kidneys and to purify the blood. 1t gives
strong nerves, bright eyes, smooth, vel
vety skin, rich complexion. 1t will make
a g~ood-looking, charming woman of a
rundown invalid. Only so cents at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
HIS LIFE WAS SAVED.

MI. ]. E. Lilly, a prominent citizen of
Hannibal, Mo-, lately had a wonderful
deliverance from a frightful death. In
telling Of 1t he says: II was taken with
Typhoid Fever, that ran into Pneumo-
MIA. My lungs became hardened. 1 was
SO weak I couldn't even sit up in bed.
Nothing helped me. I expected to soon
die Of Consumption, when 1 heard of DR..
Kings New Discovery. One bottle gave
great relief. I continued to use it, and
now am well and strong. I can't say too
much in its praise" This marvellous
medicine Is the surest and quickest cure
in the world for all Throat and Lung
Trouble. Regular sizes 50 cents and
$1.O0. Trial bottles free at Fischer &
Co.'s drug store. Every bottle guaran.
teed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

"The child is crying for food" but"
said the mother, sit has all the food it
will take" "The question of starva-
ton" replied the doctor, "is not how
much food is taken but how much is as
simulated and goes to nourish the BODY"
Pain in the body is often only the out
cry of starvation. You eat enough but
the stomach is not doing its work, and
the nervous system Is starving. Put the
stomach right and the pains will cease,
together with the uncomfortable conse-
quences of the condition. There is no
medicine made which can equal Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery in
the quickness of its action on the stom-
ach. 1t cures diseases of the digestive
and nutritive system, increases the ac-
ton of the blood-making glands, and
70 induces a proper and perfect distri-
button of the necessary nourishment
to blood and bone, nerve and muscle
throughout the whole body. There is
no alcohol, opium or other narcotic con-
tanned in Golden Medical Discovery"
~ wish to say to the world that DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery has proved a great
blessing to me-" writes Mrs. Ellen E. Bacon. of
shutesbury, Franklin Co., Mass, "as I firmly
had not taken it. Prior to September, 1897, / had
doctored for my stomach trouble for several
years, going through a course oftreatment with
out any real benefit. In September, 1896, I had
very sick spells and grew worse could eat but
little; commenced In September, 1897, to take
eat and work. I have gained twenty pounds in
two months"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
FREE OF

Any adult suffering from a cold settled
on the breast, bronchitis, throat or
lung troubles of any nature, who will
call at Ireland's Drug Store will be pre-
sented with a sample bottle of Bosch
ee's German Syrup, free of charge. On
ly one bottle given to one person, and
none to children without order from
parents. No throat or lung remedy ev-
err had such a sale as Boschee's German
Syrup in all parts of the civilized world.
Twenty years ago millions Of bottles
were given away, and your druggists
will tell you its success was marvellous.
1t Is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi-
clans. One rs cen bottle will cure or
prove its value. Sold by dealers in all
civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
CHOICE PRAIRIE OR MOUNTAIN GRAZING LANDS.

Well wateed and with good shelter, intespersed with fine ranches suitable for
raising gnin and fruits. In size ofuactst to smtp purchaser.
LARGE PASTURES FOR LEASE, fr.l long fern of years., fenced or unfenced;
shipping facilities overt W railroads.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Colorado Prohibition Convention to BE
Held In Denver, June 8 and 8, 1890.

Colorado Prohibition Convention to be
Held in Denver, June 8 and .. 1904
rate of one and one-f1fth fare on the
certificate plan is authorized to Dem
yer and return, providing fifty or more
are in attendance. Certificates to be
available June s, 6, Z, 8 and 9, 1900. 9th
err conditions as given above will gov
ern, except that DR.. E. Hungerford. Sec
rotary. will sign certificates. and Scott
Bryan, ticket agent, Union Depot, Den
yer, will act as joint agent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
THE CALIFORNIA LIMITED,
M. / EastbOund.

The California Limited which runs
four times a week has Pullmans, dining
car, Buffet smoking car with Barber
Shop, Observation a with ladies'
p~arlor), %vestibuled and electric lighted
throughout. A solid train between Oh :
cago and Los Angeles. Same service
eastbound.
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. l and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, eastbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 90 is q local train between Ell Paso
and Kansas City, carries free chair car
AID Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
F., time tables, information and lit
erature pertaining to the Santa Re
route, call on or address,
H. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. N.
w. J. Black, G. P. A.,
Topeka. Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

Mr.. w. S. Whedon, Cashier of the
First National Bank Of Winterset, Ia,
in q recent letter gives some experience
with a carpenter in his employ thai will
be of value to other mechanics. He
says: Il had a carpenter working for
who vas obliged to stop work for
several days on account of being trou-
bled with diarrhoea. I mentioned to him
that I had been similarly troubled, and
that Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy had cured me. He
bought a bottle of it from the druggist
here and informed me that one dose
cured him, and he is again at his work"
For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Note-The minus sign ~ used befor,
figures above indicates below zero.

This table shows that in the year 1897
only Ell Paso had more sunshine than
santa Fe. but that Texas city has much
hotter summers and almost as great
IN extreme of cold. with ar excessive
mount of wind In the winter.
The government records do not show
that any place in the United States ex-
cells Santa Fe in sunshine, year in and
veal out, the average number of hours
Of sunshine, daily in a period Of five
years being seven hours and f~orty-ive
minutes, which ia just about right for
variety. comfort and health.
A favorable point in comparison with
the east is that the most sunshine here
Is in the fall and winter. November
leading, while In the cas- the is
more In evidence in the summer months,
when 1t is sometimes neither wanted
nor needed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
FARMING LANDS UNDER IRRIGATION SYSTEM.

In tracts 20 aces and upward, with perpetual water rights cheap. and o cas-
terms OF 40 annual payments with 7 per cent interest Alfalfa, Grain and Fruit o. a
kinds grow to perfection.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Her Good Guess.

Fudge-It beats all what q keen in
sight my wife possesses.
Budge-Yes?
Fudge-I told her yesterday that l
didn't think / should be home to dinner
that evening, and she looked at me In
her knowing way and said she thought
I would. And, by Gearge, she was
right. 1 did 60 home. Funny, aiR't it2
Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

Starvation never yet cured dyspepsia.
Persons with indigestion are already
half starved. They need plenty Of
wholesome food. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
digests what you eat so the body can
be nourished while the worn-out organs
are being reconstructed. 1t Is the only
preparation known that will instantly
relieve and completely cure all stomach
troubles. Try 1t II you are suffering
from indigestion. 1t will certainly do
you good. Ireland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

The Boston mamma was thoroughly
out Of patience. Thoreau, she exclaimed,
shaking her t~hree-year-old son until his
outside pair OF glasses fell off, how
often must 1 tell you not to devour
books.with your elbows on the table! To
have o child deficient in manners Is. In
some towns, as sharp II not sharper than
q serpent's tooth. Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache, Pains in various parts
of the body, Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach. Loss Of appetite. Feverish-
ness. Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences of impure blood. No matter
how it became so, 1t must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
Scrofulous or Syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. 1t Is certainly a
wonderful remedy. and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
CROOKED Work,

Huh, exclaimed Growells the other
evening when he came home. l see
more evidence Of crooked work around
here.
Why, John, what do you mean? asked
his astonished better half.
Oh, you can't, deceive me, madam, he
You have been trying to drive
nails gain.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Useless to Reason.

l an Genevieve, she said simply.
But Arthur laughed.
Nay, nay! he cried. Genevieve is the
heroine of this story, which is a maya
zine serial. As such, her hair neces-
sarily ripples back from erlow, broad
forehead, while your
Here his voice rose to a shrek.
Hair is done up pompadour!
1t was useless to reason with the man,
since he was clearly mad-Detroit Jour-
nal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

Unless food is digested quickly 1t will
ferment and irritate the stomach. After
each meal take a teaspoonful of Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure. 1t digests what you
eat, and will allow you to eat all you
need Of what you like. 1t never fails to
cure the worst cases Of dyspepsia. 1t is
pleasant to take. Ireland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Convention of the Colorado State Fed
GRAFTON Of Labor At Cripple Greek,
Colo, June 4 to 8, 1900.

Convention of the Colorado State
Federation Of Labor at Cripple Creek,
Colo, June 4 to 9, 1904 rate of one
and one-f1fth fare on certificate plan to
Cripple Creek and return Is authorized,
providing there are fifty or more in at
tendance. Certificates available June /,
2, 8, A., s and 6. 1900, and to be signed by
]. X. Robinson, secretary; H. ]. Gekin.
ticket agent Midland Terminal Rail-
way, Cripple Creek, to act as joint
agent. Other conditions as given above
will govern.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Whv Not, Indeed!

With the help of Providence, said the
pious physician, l hope to restore you to
health.
All! exclaimed the sick woman, whose
sole ambition was the achievement of
social distinction, If l must have the
climate of Rhode Island, why not New
port?-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
and when a wind finds its way up the
winding Rio Grande, Santa Fee receives
but the feather edge Of the blow.

n when a wind finds its way up the
winding Rio Grande, Santa Fee receives
but the feather edge Of the blow.
NEW MEXICO SANITARIUMS.
Sunny, bright days mark the winter
season, which, until Christmas at least,
is quite as delightful as the glorious
summer, though crisp and cool. Even
the spring months in Santa Fee cannot
be equaled for mildness In any eastern
state. While hundreds Of tourists visit
the city in summer and make a more or
less protracted stay, the number who
come to remain permanently for the Gu
rative effect upon tuberculous diseases
is all the while increasing. The proper
ton of the latter will be undoubtedly
enlarged in consequence Of the indorse-
ment given New Mexico's climate by
the United States marine hospital serv-
ice, which has in 1899 established two
permanent sanitariums in the territory,
and will maintain them as homes for
soldiers and sailors afflicted or threat
ened with tubercular troubles. Many
years Of life at New Mexico army posts
and a careful examination by experts
led the authorities to take this action
in the interest of military invalids, and
it is also intended to remove to New
Mexico consumptive inmates of soldiers
homes in California and eastern states.
Favorable conditions exist all over
New Mexico for restoration to health or
for improving the condition Of such SUI
~ferers; a dry, aseptic air, light atmos-
pheric pressure, we'll drained soil, a
minimum Of cold and heat. the absence
Of great changes In temperature and a
maximum Of sunshine.
SUNSHINE RECORDS.
AS to the latter point, the latest ig-
ures available from the government rec
ords are those Of 1897, the year book Of
1898 having not yet been published. The
summer Of 1897, as 1t happened, was un-
usually cloudy and rainy at Santa Fe,
yet the superiority Of this city in the
matter of days that were sunny
throughout, can be seen by a few COM
parisons with places in various parts of
the country.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
PooI Lot.

Poor Lot! exclaimed a lady in the art
gallery as she paused In front OF q paint
ing representing the family leaving the
doomed city. 1 wonder what he thought
when he beheld his wife transformed
into q pillar Of salt!
I suppose, replied her husband, that
he thought he would now have q chance
to get q fresh one.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
How Did He Know?

In my opinion, he SAID, women ought
to remove their hats in church the same
as they do in the theaters.
How, she asked, do you know that
they don't?
1t was at this time that the wild,
hunted look got into his eyes.-Chicago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
HORRIBLY Crushed,

Gee whiz! exclaimed the first microbe,
you look fierce.
Don't 1? replied the crippled one.
Deserve a pension. The Philippine
wal responsible for my condition.
o, come off!
Fact. l got mixed up in q kiss be-
tween a returned soldier and his best
girl,-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
A GOOD COUGH MEDICINE.

1t speaks we'll for C~hamberlain's
Cough Remedy when druggists USE it in
their own families in preference to any
other. Il have sold Chamberiain's
Cough Remedy for the past five years
and customers" says Druggist J. Gold
smith, Van Etten, N. Y. II have always
used it in my own family both for ordi-
nary coughs and colds and for the
cough following la grippe, and find 1t
very efficacious." For sale by A. G.. Ire
land.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

Reports show that over $500 lives
have been saved through the use of One
Minute Cough Cure. Most Of these were
cases of grippe, Group, asthma, whoop-
ing cough, bronchitis and pneumonia.
Its early use prevents consumption. Ire
lands pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

All who suffer from piles will be glad
to learn that DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve will give them instant and per-
manent relief. 1t will cure eczema and
feit's. Ireland's pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
The Landlady.

First Boarder-What a gloomy look
ing person our landlady is! l shouldn't
be surprised if she had a skeleton in hel
closet.
Second Boarder-A skeleton? One OF
Il old boarders, then, | warrant
Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Talking to Himself.

Is it an indication of mental derange
ment for a man to talk to himself? asked
Willie Washington.
Judging by the men l have heard
answered Miss Cayenne, it is not. Thu
arrangement is shown by the fact tina
the man listened to himself.-Washing
ton Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
No Baseball Team.

Pearl-The grandmothers of Balti,
more will remain in good health this
summer.
Rubby-Why so?
Pearl-That city has no baseball team.
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any case Of
coughs. colds or Group. Should It fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fishers drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

Call at Ireland's drug store and get
a free sample of Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are an ell
egant physic. They also improve the
appetite, strengthen the digestion and
regulate the liver and bowels. They are
easy to take and pleasant in effect.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

A POWDER MILL EXPLOSION
Removes everything in sight; so do
drastic mineral pills, but both are
mighty dangerous. Don't dynamite the
delicate machinery of your body with
calomel, croton oil or aloes pills, when
DR.. Kings New Life Pills, which are
gentle as a summer breeze, do the work
perfectly. Cures Headache, Constipa-
ton. Only Csc at Fischer & Co.'s drug
store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
ERUPTIONS.

Are grand, but Skin Eruptions rob life
of joy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve cures
them; also Old, Running and Fever
Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns,
Warts, Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Best Pile
cure on earth. Drives out Pains and
Aches. Only Is cts. a box. Cure guaran-
teed. Sold by Fischer & Co., druggists,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Wanted An Interpreter.

1t was Mrs. Seldom-Holme's first at
tempt to play golf.
The caddie Is behind you, some ont
said, seeing that she hesitated.
I don't want the caddie, she said.
am looking for an interpreter. -Chicagt
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

You may as well expect to run a
steam engine without water as to find
an active energetic man with a torpid
liver, and you may know that his liver
Is torpid when he does not relish his
food or feels dull and languid after eat
ing, often has headache and sometimes
dizziness. A few doses of Chambelaain's
his liver to It's normal functions, renew
his vitality, improve his digestion and
make him feel like a new man. Price
rs cents. Samples free at Ireland's drug
store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Digests what you eat.
He Made It Light.

Mrs. Youngwife-I want five pounds
of sugar, please.
Dealer-Yes, ma'am, shall we send it
to you?
Mrs. Youngwife-No, I'll take it with
me If it isn't too heavy,
Dealer-Ill make it as light as pos
slble for you Observation-Disclosures
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

Ivy poisoning. poison wounds ard all
other accidental injuries may be quick
ly cured by using DeWitt's Witch Haz-
ell Salve. 1t is also a certain cure for
piles and skin diseases. Take no other.
Ireland'S pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Suspicion.

Doctor-I never dare act cheerful
when I'm out in society.
Doctors Friend-Why not?
Doctor-If do, you see. all my pa
tients who wv me money think som
other patient has just paid mt a bis
bill.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
AWfully Suspicious.

She-Your mother Is awfully suspi-
cious.
He-How does she show 1t?
She-Why, because we don't 60 out
together evenings any more she thinks
that we don't get along well.-Chicago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

Parke-I told my wife she could sell,
come too bad for use.
Lane-She was prompt to take the
hint, was she?
Parke (sadly)-Was shep There isn't
o thing eft.-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 3987.1
LAND OYFIo. AT SANTA FL, N. N.
Nav IA. ION

LAND OYTIOH AT SANTA FE, N. N.
May IS, 10O0.5
Notice 10 hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF bic intention
and that said proof will be made before the
Register or Receiver at Santa Fe. New Mex-
leo, on June q, 1900, viz: John Donovan for
the lots 1 and 2, sec "a tip II n, r I @.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous reeidence upon and cultiva-
tiOn of said land. viz:
Barney Carroll, James NJ. Rogers, Charles
Closson, James Richardson, all of Cerrillos,
N. n.
MANUEL Il. OTnRo,
Reglstsr.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

The Santa Fe route announces Q rate
of $50 rs for the round trip to Charles
towd, s. c., on account OF the National
Educational association meeting July Z
IN IA.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Not in His Class.

Peter-You have been running ahead
of your allowance again.
Jack Jr.-I can't help it dad. You
see it's so small that it isn't in my class
any more.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
A Change.

How can you stay in town all summer?
l have to get away, II only to see new
faces.
My wife does that for me. She gets
a new housemaid every week.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

Small in size and great in results are
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the ia
nous little pills that cleanse the liver
and bowels. They do not grippe. Ire
lands pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
No Encouragement.

Jack--Have you had the nerve yet TIC
speak to Miss G%oldbond's father?
Tom-Not in so many words. | re-
marked to him yesterday that | thought
of going to the Alaska gold fields.
Jack-What did he say?
Tom-He said: Good idea, young
man! Go north and freeze up with the
country.-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
It Was Alright.

He-I asked your fathers consent by
telephone.
She-What was his answer?
He-He said: don't know who you
are, but it's all ght.-Harvard Lam.
pooh.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Great

That trip to Europe did much to
broaden your son Henry's views and
polish his manner, didn't it?
1 should say so. Instead of saying
I'll bet you, as he used to, he now says,
I'll lay you a "ager.-Chicago Times
Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
The Old System and the New.

But, dad, what do you know about
psychology, and physics, and Delsarte?
And what do you know, my dear boy.
about geography, and arithmetic, and
spelling?-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Always at Hand.

What is q public nuisance?
Why, it's o man who is always want.
ing somebody else to write to the papers
about a public nuisance.-1ndianapolis
journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
A Woman Will.

Time will tell, said Mr.. Wiseman. in
oracular tones, Mr.. Sourdropp shifted
and observed:
If time doesn't, some woman will
Baltimore American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
DYSPEPSIA CAN Be CURED BY USING
ACKER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
Is cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.