The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11

white, even teeth, but nature. Just TO
prove that she never made anyone per-
feet. had so ordained that two or three
or tour OF the eeth should decay a wee
little bit
The woman discovered this betimes
and forthwith went to a dentist.
Inc dentist was young graduate He
was handsome. He had a pleasing, i'm
presslVe personality and always knew
now TO mold his own-Or somebody elsefs
Jay after day the young woman called
on the young dentist The first day he
smiled and she smiled. The second day
ne smiled more and she smiled more
The third day he became little brave
and took a kiss. She blushed. Each
succeeding day he took a kiss
On the last day the dentist made out
his bill. In consideration Of the fact
that the husband of the young woman
was rich he made the bill accordingly.
The woman studied it closely.
Hadn't you better receipt that bilI?"
she asked
20, certainly" And he did so.
one walked out of the office without
paying the bill. She told her husband
all and her many friends all She
laughed he laughed, they all laughed.
ana now 1t is:
How much do you pay for your
kisses, dOctor?''
Moral: Steal kisses from pretty wom-
EN- Whenever you get the chance but
take mighty good care that people do
not find it out
looking for a flat, Ell? One of those
Steam-heated buildings, seven stories;
nigh, elevator when you can't use it, and
all those -up-to-date improvements which
q plodding genius invented but the own
er forgot TO put in !; . ~,
Drop 1t, my friend, drop it, Rent a
house and move in at once, but for
heavens sake remove that flat" fdea
from your mind at once Take a fools;
advice and shun the apartment house as
you would bad liquor
Nv nat are my reasons -:' e
My boy, I9reside in d, flat, but I am
going to- move, and that in hurry. L
haven't unburdehed- yet, but [ am going
TO tell you, for I think IFS my duty, seeZa
ing that you have got. the APARTMENT
house idea in Your head. It's on the dead
no josh, but hope it will serve as an &
example So
My fiat, you know is a six-storv.- ae4
fafr5 sky scraper, In fact, but Hat lust
the same. All rooms front the main
stairway and you find your own by the
NUMBER II you happen to be new and by
acquaintance as your monthly deposit OF
SO much per grows in extent Well. TO-
De snort, L live on the third floor and
when not in a hurry use the elevator.
but the other evening some evil-minded
genius induced me to climb the stairs y
winch L did at the rate of about two
steps at heap. Swinging around the
corner grasped a knob, opened the door
with jerk, and stopped. The room was
Iamlllar, the surrounding the same as
had greeted me of old, but the presence
or man; horrors, 1 can feel 1t yet.
And talking to my wife, too who in
corner on chair sat with her face COW
cred while the word my dear caused me
to take frenzied step forward The
man turned and the woman came for
ward He scowled and she smiled, but
L waited for nothing else.
L fled %
I arrived breathIess at my own fat
and sank into a chair but I was agi-~
tated. and my WIFE, who greeted me
wanted to know what was the matter.
! didn tell her. but 1 did lots of think
ing with lame excuse as to that blank
ed elevator boy -. =
Fake victims advice and not do it.