The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-05-04
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

hdushs Jug up ON0T 4,OUUiUOO lOub VI
coal during 1899, which broke the
record.
What an indigestlble -four that
Emporia brand called yellow Kid"
must be.
An Arkansas City girl says her
lather Is 30 close fisted ne has become
web looted.
1t is only matter of time until
none uut men VINO own cigar stores
can afford TO be called papa"
Mr.. Prettyjohn of Olathe would be
more popular by jugful If he would
change his name to DemijOhn.
Health item from over the State
Nearly every stream has been able
the past week TO leave it's BED.
Colored youths all over the State
VINO remember seeing Rajah are
thinking what magnificent dice his
bones would make.
A Topeka home talent show was
billed tor Emporia but got scared out
and the Gazette yells "cardycsfI,
cArdy catf'' at tuem.
Some thing must he done to make
Kansas jails less luxurious. A re-
leased prisoner at Galena attempted
suicide the day he got out.
The folks who are crusading against
the women for wearing birds on their
hats should get after the bird Can
ming Company, OF Olathe
Sterling has u new militia company
OF fifty members. "Sterling" is reco-
nized the world over to mean 1.-THE
real thing" so let Turkey beware.
With warm weather burglaries are
ON ,he increase The reason of this Is
that on hot night man sleeps more
soundly when there is a cool burglar
in the room.
Topeka is suffering from chiggers
and pink-eye. 1t is safe to gamble
always that aesthetic Topeka will
tolerate only those things whose
colors are harmonious.
Thieves broke into the depot at
carlton last week, found jug of
whisky and got so good natuTed they
decided it would be mean to rob the
poor railroad company and left.
Cherryvale papers say that on Sun
day the hotels of the town are full OF
travelling men and thinks IL is the
climatic and scenic attractions. More
probably dry goods and millinery.
The Mammoth Racket is Chanute's
reatest store and lightning recently
struck the building. Local scientists
are preparing to benefit by the dis
covery that noise attracts electricity
The Wichita Eagle Is of the OF inion
that perhaps the sultan delays in
paying that 500, 900 for fear he will
lose his only opportunity of seeing the
the best navy in the world in action. y
That young Salina woman who
married lad of that town and stood
by while he jeweu down the probate
Judges price for the ceremony might
AS well select her washtub right now.
John Gait, Galena miner, was
working in the bottom of a hole when
a tub of rock fell down the shaft on
his head. 1t is believed that only the
possession of the nine cat lives saved
him,
Sergeant w. G.. Milliken, late of Co.
g., goth Kansas, being unable to re-
enlist and fight has joined the hosts
which are warning against the in
surgent Satan. He will be a M. f..
minister.
The Hutchinson NeGUS wants the
Sultan of Turkey to live up to his title
OF "Keeper of the Faith" If the Sui
tan realizes what power the
Seventh district is in politics he will
give ear
"Rajah," the big, man killing
elephant of Lemen Bros. show is
dead. He had seen himself advertis-
ed as the biggest irrational being but
the day Bryan entered the State
mighty Rajah's heart broke.
The Leavenworth Times offers to
Parisans tourists the advice of Iago
to OthellO: Put money in thy purse.
1t might be well to remember after
reaching Paris, also, that fool and
his money are soon parted.
According to the college paper there
is large tulip bed on the campus in
front of the State Agricultural college
at Manhattan, and the chances are
that large class Of alleged botanists
are deeply interested in the study OF
tulips.
William Krebiel, OF the Mcpherson
Republican, was married Wednesday
night to Miss Gussie Ruth at King
fisher, Okla. Buying new dress lol
his paper will never seem so extra
VACANT to him as it has in the past.
Virtue is its own reward. The
> Kansas Sunday school boy must dig
up for India next Sunday and mex
Monday both, as the Sunday schools
and public schools will both contri
butte. The wicked lad whe goeth no
to the Sun day school saves the prlc,
of one dig.
3 The chemistry department of tn
1 State University has examined
samples of Galena gold" and founC
not a trace, and now the poultr,
raisers of western Kansas should sent
: one of their turkeys for a pos
/ norton examination.
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