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The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
VIII Be Il Success.

Several out Of town firms have secured
space to make exhibits at the Elk's Carni-
val and every day bring inquiries tor
space by those who intend o take alvan-
tage of the opportunity to place their bus
mess enterprises before the paople, who
will attend the Carnival. Hunter Grub
and his able staff Of helpers ara on hAnd
day and night TO book firms seeking pace
in the exhibition.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
Republic Being OverhauIsd.

Work is being pushed rapidly on the
steamer Republic at the works of the
Harlan s, Hollingsworth, and is expected
that the Republic will be i'll readiness to
go into service by June Is as soon as the
workmen at tho local wurka haye finished
ovor hauling he boGt, 1t will be taken to
placed in the dry dock to have her hull
scraped and painted. There is not room
at present in the local dry dock.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

ITO; RENT CHEAP-STABLE 9TH AND
II WolInston street; no reasonable offer re-
fused. Apply to q. +. Vernon, this Office.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
NO RIGHT TO HOLINESS

The woman who is lovely in face, form.
and temper will always have friends, but
one who oGld be attractive must keep
her health. If she is weak, sckly
all run down. she will be nervous and ir-
ritable. If she has constipation OF kidney
trouble, her impure blood will cause pim-
pies, blotches. skin eruptlons and a wretch.
ed complexion. Electric Bltters is tho
best medicine in the world TO regulate the
stomach. liver and kidneys and to purify
the blood. 1t gives strong nerves, bright
eyes, smooth, velvaty skin, rich complex
ion. 1t will make good-looking charm
ing woman of ii rundown Invalid. Only
90 cents at n, b. Danforth's drug store.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
Love at Fl st Sight,

Stroudsburg, Pa, May 24 -Greentown,
Pike county. has furnished a record for
quick marriage. A few days ago Jcrry
six children, wa, introduced to Mrs.
Augusta Hoser, of Grsentown, a widow
with seven children.
1t was case Of lovo at first sight.
They found that they were intended for
ons another, aud, after II oourtsEip Of
forty-elght hours, they we're married.
The bride and bridegroom have set up
housekeeping with their thirteen children
all at home.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

The Republican County Commit
tee will meet tomorrow afternoon
and action will be taken on the ELI
ribility OF candidates. Mr.. Gala
CHER and Mr.. Lynn claim that the
law does not refer to them, and
that they are eligible for reelection.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

WASHlNGTC4N. May 25.-Thc ami
versary of the birthday of Queen Veto
ria was celebrated at the British embassy
last night by II dinner given by Lord and
Lady Pnuncefote to attaches of the EN-
baSsy and number of other friends.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
CURED A RUNNING SORE,

II Ihatl a bad running sore on my breast
for over a year" says Henry II Rich a rls
OF Wilsey Vile, n. Y. "and tried = eat
many remedies, but got no relief untii
usod Banner Saive. After using one half
box, was perfectly cured. l cannot re-
commend ittoo highly, and will never ba
without il in the house." All druggists,
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
FOR RENT.

EoR pENT-.GLD ESTABLISHED GRO.
r cery meat and provision store. No, 7O5
West Eighth street. Apply 10 ). sutton,
1909 West Eighth street. H. n26-m-W-f-u
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
EayOnjte Horse Dead.

A horse belonging to ,|ohh =. Donaboe
droppsd dead yesterday while being
cleaned. The horse was 2 years old and
had beeu in Mr.. Donalioes 20 ession nearly
all its life. Tho a"imal was always
pettel and given the host OF care and her
dcmise Is much regretted.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

L'OR RENT-ROODIs AT G0i FRENCH ST.
Il n!4-2tG
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
Rtpairs For Steamboat

'~ At the Jackson and Sharp Company the
Steamboat Pakonoket has been placed on
the marine railway to be overhalloi. A
number of state rooms will bs pluced in
the boat. which, after it Is completed vii |
be placed on the line between Philadel-
and Milton
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

RIO DE JANElRO, May 25-Tt is as.
serted that considerable money is being
spent here by agents of the Spanish.
French and German governments to
cause to be published articles against til"
governments of Great Britain and the
United States.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
DOTS.

Edward O'D,nnel fell at Fifth aud
Monroe street Wednesday aud hurt him
self quite badly. }Ie is now at the Della
ware Hospital for treatment.
C.. W. H. Bradford who has bad charge
of the music at St. Johns Sunday school
has become organist at st. Stephens
| lutheran church
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

JAMESTOWN, n. Y, May GA
bolt of lightning which struck just south
Of this city lust evening fatally injured
Perry Mead and seriously injured
Charles Bragg and Otis Darling. The
holt killed u team of horses belonging to
Mr.. Bragg,
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
Second Attack Of LOckja Jaw.

EAST GREENWICH, r. L., May 25.--
Tho 15-year-old son of W. A. Pierce has
Just died from Il second attack of tetanus,
n similar ease being uhrccorded, it is be-
lieved in surgical annals. The first at
tack of lockiaw followed Il foot wound
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

L'OR SALE-CHEAP, TENT AT BR ANDY.
Il wine Summit Del. Apply to A. 3 Ner'
non, this Office. m!isf
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic. full OF life, nerve ana vigor. take No-ro
Bac, the wonder worker, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or ST.. Cure guarar'
9ed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co. Chicago or New Yorx
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

Twaadsli's Ice Crcam is healthful to all
who eat it, 1t is good rich cream, frozen
with nothing but the purest and best
flayoring in it. 1t is refreshing to tho
little infant as we'll as to the aged person.
Sold in the cast end Of Third and King
street Market, m?5.ft.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

yNYANTED MEN TO LEARN BARBER
wv trade; nav system; only 8 weeks re-
CURED expenses earned; tools donated; di'
olomas awarded; pC sitons guaranteed when
through; write for free catalogue. Moler's
Barber School, $50 Canal street, New York
city. ml9,6l sss
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

resulting from M attack of lagrippe or
heavy cold, must yield to tho wonderful
healing properties Of Foiey's Honey and
Tar which strengthens The lungs aud
makes them sound. Nothing else as good.
All druggists
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

WANTED A GlRI! FOR GENERAL
w huusewGrli; must be able to read and
write. Apply to 800 Jackson street.
,noi.otl
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

w ANTED-GOOD FARM HAND sli00
w monthly. en- farm near Salem NJ. II.
Church, White Clay Creek Hundred. Wm. I.
NickerSon. %2D Shipry street. mi3-3t
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

yNANTFD - A GIRL FOh GENERAL,
w houseworli. Apply l07 West ith street
m?43tt
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

Don't forget to attend the sale of build
ing lots that comes off on Saturday after
noon at 3 o'clock on kennett pike near
Columbus Inn, and buy yourself Il lot to
offered will be sold. Sale positive and no
underbiddng
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

IA AE1IiI- HELP FURNl5HED FOHHO
w tets, restaurants aud private families
itkhcit notice, Apply at Wilmington lnteli
itEct Ufiicr. eUo Shipiey street. ms tt
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

TOR SALE-tSRBAT BARa AIN. S55,OO
It. will buy Steain'l tandem, nearly new.
Apply Il3, West Fourth street. n2t-3tt
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

Colonel John Wainwright Of Whining
ton Del, has received u pension for Jacob
Lcngacrc, residing in Wilmington, Now
Castle County. Delaware late Company
"a 3rd Regiment. Delaware Volunteers,
of $l2 q month frcm July 1o. 1899.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
Ten Nch ACu ujtteN

GENEVA, N. Y, May 25.-MiSs Mary
Bond, the schooltcacher who was arrest
ed, charged with assault in the third de-
gree. was acquitted. The teacher was
charged with severely Furnishing = hoy
pupil at her school.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

We eell more pianos in one month than
some older houses do in four. Why is
,bs2 Please answor. Barret & Hunter
5l5 Shipley strPe5
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
Church to Open,

st. Matthews Episcopal church for col
ored people will open IN Juno ~. A
handsome cross and pair of candle sticks
and other articles for the altar have beeG
present cd,
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

Science ha; founI that rheumatism is
caused by uric acid in the b:ood. This
poison should be excretel by the kidneys.
No rheumatism with healthy kllDys.
Foley slLidaey Cure makes them wello All
druggists.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

On account Of tho very inclemont
weather last evening the strawberry fes.
tival for the benefit Of the First II, r.
Church wNl be continued this evening.
There will be a sale Of various articles.
Admission Free.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

Hay which has been selling up TO $50
and over ton has taken drop during
the last week and is offering at SIG per
toI. This Is attributed to tho rain which
has already fallen this month, which is y
fore runner OF big hay crop.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

CITY Cou' cilmnn Michael f. Cannon
suffered cohsi lerahie ain yesterday owing
to some emery getting mo his eyes while
grlnt!in, ooGls.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
Stops THE COUGH

AND WORKS OFF THE COLD
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure y
cold in one day. No Cure. No Pay
Price rs
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

The commencement exercise, 81 tho
Smyrna public schools will bo held ON
juno 2t.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

80 care Uoas15.Iation r5,cvcf.
Take Cascnrets Cant Y GathartIc. ltc or $50
u c. G. {. fail To cure. 1rn.g lSts rrfunG moneR
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

Monarch over pain. Burns, cuts, sprains
and stIngs Instant relief. DR.. Thomas
Eclec!ric OIL, the household remedy.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

Nuff Sed
Sinm's Penpyroyn. Pills the best mako
price VI. By mal Cos King street. If
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

Taylor Fullerton's Elixir of Caisaya
bark and iron for tired aching feeling.
Prepared by W. G. Taylor ,3E King street.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
Scientific Palmist.

Mrs. Adams reads your entire life. My pow.
er unsurpassed. Call and be convinced. |
take 10 money until perfectly satisfied; Office
2OJ Washington street. ml6-26D
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
WANTED.

D Il ESSM AKEIS AND
wv two apprentices. Apply 49 Fast Fifth
street. m22-3tt
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25
SECURITY TRUST &
SAFE DEPOSIT CO.,
=. NCssla MARKET STREET

Capital Stock k......................s $780, 0oo
Allows Interest OIL Deposits OF Money.
Tho company acts as Executor Admin.
lstrator. Trustee, Guardian, Receiver and
Agent and rents small safes In fire and
burglar proof vaults.
BENJAMIN NlELDS, Pres.
WILLIAM r. BRiNCkLE, Vice-Prcs.
jams H. CLARkSON, Tres. AMI $50.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1900-05-25

Mrs. Hannah Bukens, widow Of DR..
Iaiah Lukens, of this city. died at her
home in Troy, N. r.. yesterday. Her fu-
neral will take placeon Saturday from the
residence of her soE DR.. j. Paul Lukens,
No, Gil Washington street.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-23
Mr.. DOOLEY ON TIE AMERICAN STAG.


1--WE niver been much Nv a hand fr tn
theayter, said Mr. Dooley ''Whin
was a young man an Crosbys opry
house was r-runnin', 1 used to go down
wanst in q while an see Jawn Dillon
THROWN things around f'r tn amuse-
mint iv tn pOpyiace, an whin Shakes
pere was played / often had seat in
tn garry, not because ] liked tn actin
dye mind, but because I'd often heerd
me frind Hogan speak " Shakespeare
but his pieces is full iv oil gags that /
heerd whin / was a boy. Tn throuble
with me about go:n' to plays is that no
matther where | set l cud see some hired
man in his shirt sleeves argyin with wan
iv his frinds about a dog fight while Ro-
meo was making TIL kind iv love We Wud-
dent want ye'er daughter to hear to
Juliet in tn little bur-rd cage they calls
a balcony. 1t muSt'Ve been because
Wanst knoWed a man be TIL name ~
Gallagher that was a scene painter that
/ cud niver get mesilf to tn pint iv con-
cedln that til mountain that other peo-
pie agreed was many miles In tn dis
lance was IN no danger iv being rubbed
OF tn map be tn coat tails " wan iv
tn principal characters An I always
had me watch out to time tn moon whin
twas showed acrost tn sky an tn rec
ord breakin' ~ day in tn robbers cave
where tn robbers don dare f'r to sthep
on rock f'r fear they'll cave it in.
If day iver broke on In level tn way
1t does on tn stage 'twud tear tn bastin'
threads out iv what Hogan calls III frmy-
mint. Hogan says / haysn't got III
dramatic delusion, an he must be
Fright, f'r We can't make me believe chat
tW1nty years has elapsed whn I know
that I've on'y had time TO pass tn time
iv day with tn BARTENDER mex dure
Plays is upside down, Hinnissy, an in
side out They begin with full state
mint iv what's goin' to happen an how
it's goin' to come out an thin we're asked
to fright what We herd an be surprised
to tn box office an gettin' me- money or
me lithOg, aph pass back afther tn first
act
'"rh' way to write play is fr to take
a book an write it over hin lend fore
most They're putin all books on tn
stage nowadays. FoX's Book iv Martyrs
has been done into three-act farce COM
edy an II be projooced be Della Fox. tn
author, mex summer. Webster's 'Ona-
bridge Ditchnry' will be brought out as
a society dhrama with eight hundred
thouSan' char-ackters. TIL Constitution
~ tn United States Ga farce, be Will
lum Mckinley, is r-runnin to packed
houses with tn cillybrated thradeejan
Aggynal6eo as tn villain.
In tn sixteenth scene in tn last act
tbey'se a nayger lynchin'. James H.
WILSON, tn author ~ 'Silo an Ensilage,
story f'r boys is dhramatizin' his -cilly-
brated wurruk an will follow it with "a
dramatic version iv Sugar Beet Gull
ture a farm play TIL Familiar Lies
" Ii Hung Chang is EXPECTED to do we'll
in tn provinces, an Hostetter's Alamnae
has all dates filled. I understand tn
bible j be r-ready FIR tn stage undher
tn direction iv Einstein an Opperham
befure tn first iv tn year. Some changes
has been nicissry f'r to adapt it to stage
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-23

on der streedt corners? Nod ply your life
Dey are oudt in der mittle uf der streedt
assisting oft ladies und vimmens und
schildrens ACROSS der streedt ofer nit
safetiness all der vile LOGGING out for dose
bin heads nit fast horses und such
dings, und Ven a lady actresses dem nit
a few 1eedle remargs, dey know enough
to mage some kindt uf salutings at
her Nich id ISIS more asidey do here. NIGHT
WARP
Numper ALBA iss on der corner und
wondering we're he will ged der nexdt
Won, he diskiffers der abbroaching feet
stebs INF der sarchent Hello, Chack.,,
. says der sarchent. Hello. ANDY" saws
der offitzer. No saltitiIgs nit each on
der, und If dey do Id ISIS such a fain1ncss
dot nobody detections i'd
Und dot ISIS a SAMPLE uf der bunch ,,f
Der Finesdt. You Gouidn,t Iiandt Won
M dem peach Der sarehsnt says to
der officer, 'Chack, come along nit me
mar me few orter5 from der oIt man
web l VII have to PRONUNCIATION on Your
peat; und You VIII ehein me-. IF course
'Chack' is agreeableness
Ach, Louie. dot such a dinos should
De- We need Roosenfelt FOR a Corn
iiltehlohary, eertingly somepody- Vot has
re" lteas aboudt discipline. Teddy vos
Ger man dot hat dem all on der nm in
Me York. Dey sthoppcd maging breath
hlgs ven he vos aroundt Efen der Lef-
tenants und Sarchents und Detecatifs
were to der tall timber ven Teddy yos
oudt maginS der rounds hlmscluf.
TO mein mindt der Bodice COMMUNICATION
aries remlnt me fey much nt der Re
buphcan Barty during der Gaming eIeg-
ton Too mulch apathy uf you blease.
eXpress1oned init der5aetions uf der Hon
oraple Boart Dey, are all bitzy men. to
bin sure, but dot iss no excuse. IJf stitch
is der case dey shouf1t not acceptanca
der chob, ind id iss rsslrely aboudt tima
DOT some uf dem are geddiny stardt
or else led go ind gif some Won else a
chance ad der chob svieh id offers sutch
a splendit chances for men nit execute
aplilty to mage rescuing uf a bolice force
vich iss fast becaming q tiisgracefulness
to der city 80
hat me high rekardt for der mem
pers uf der Boert uad mean holdings
personal in mein remargs, but dere is
no kevestion aboudt der skituation IF
affairs as I haf outlined above. Der
courts hat sustained der Boart und dera
ISIS now no reason unter der sun w dey
shouldt nod reorga nization der force. and
g1f der cidy Something's to bin broud uf
Ahdt id -Budweiser
tPeF E. WeiSnnberoe1
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-23
TIVE CATRRRH OF SUMNER

everything heard of. but nothing did me
any good. Some doctors said my trouble
was catarrh of the bowels and some said
consumption of the bowels. One doctor
said he could cure me; took his medicine
two months, but it did me no good.
"a friend of mine advised me to try
Peruna, and ! did so. After | had
taken two bottles found it was help
ing ME, so took six bottles, and 1t
cured me sound and we'll. IL anyone
wants to know what Peru IA has done
for me, if they will write tome Twill
auswef promptly"
Emma Mankin, Mont Eagle, Tenn, in a
recent letter says: II have suffered with
catarrh of the stomach and bowels for three
years. tried three doctors and several
troubles similar to mine Your medicine
was recommended to me, an after the use
of thirteen bottles was entirely cured.
The exceedingly hot weather of the pres
ent summer is producing an alarming fatal
ity from diarrhea, cholera ;nfantu n, cholera
morbus and dys9ntery. Every family and
person ought to be provided with an effect
i've preventive and cure for these diseases.
Peruna never fails when used in time. 10
cure the most severe cases of them. Thous-
ands of lives are saved by this unfailing
remedy in all acute diseases of the stomach
and bowels. If you are not already ac-
quainted with the wonderful virtues of Pc
runa in summer complaints, send fol fres
book written by DR.. Hartman. Columbus,
Ohio, on diseases peculiar TO summer, which
contains a description Of the causes, symp-
toms and cure of these dangerous and pre-
valcnt diseases. This book sent free to any
address by The Peruna Medicine Co.,
Columbus, Ohio.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-23

purpose. see be tn pa-apers tn
authors has become convinced that
Adam an Eve must be carrid Through tn
whole play. So they have considerably
lessened tn time between tn creation
an tn flood, an HAYES made Adam an
English nobleman with-,a shady past an
tn Divvle a Fr-rinch count in love with
Eve. They're rescued be Noah. tn
faithful boatman, who has a comic nay
CUR son.
81 see be tn pa-aper tn stage is goin.
to tn dogs what with its Sappho's an
tn like iv that said,Mr. Hennessy.
"Well, it isn't what it used to be .
said Mr.. Dooley, in III days whin twas
tn purpose iv tn hero to save tn honest
girl firm TIL clutches Aiv tn villain in
time to go out with him an have a shell
iv beer at tn, Dutchn1ans downstairs.
In tn plays nowadaysyth hero is more
iv villain thin th'nyillain himself. He's
TIL sort iv man that we used to heaye
PAWN sthones at Whin he came out iv
TIL stage dure " tn Halsted sthreet
opry house. To be a hero we've first
got to be an Englishman, an as ii that
wasn't bad enough we've got to have com
mitted as many crimes as tn late H
Fl. Holmes. If he'd been born in Eng
land he'd be a hero. Ye marry woman
who swears an drinks an bets on tn
races an We quarrel with her TIL r-rest
~ tn play Is me de up w hard cracks be
all tn char-ackters at each others NOR
ais This is called repartee be TIN larn-
ed, an Hogan .Repartee is where say:
Ye stole horse an We say, But think
" yer wife! In Ar-rchy r-road It's cali
ed disorderly conduct. They'se another
play on where man runs off with a
woman that's no betther thin she ought
to be. He hates her an she marries a
burglar. Another wan Is about a ladv
that ates dinner with German He
bites her an she hits him with cab
bage. Thin theyse play about an Eng
lsh gintleman iv tn OF school who
thries to make a girl write letter FIR
him an if she don't he'll tell or her
He doesn't tell an SOS he's rewarded
be marryfn' tn heroine, an honest Eng
lish girl out fr tn money.
'Nobody's marrid in tn modhern play
Hinnissy, an that's good thing, too,
FIR amy wan thai got marrid wud have
tn worst iv it. In tn OF times tn la-ads
that announces what's goin' to happen in
tn first act always promised We a hap
by marredge in tn end an as livery
body's lookin' f'r a happy marredge that
held tn aujeence. Now We know that
tn hero with tn wretched past is goin'
to elope with tn drunken lady an tn
play is goin to end with tn couples pref
ttly divorced in tn centhre iv tn stage.
'Tis called real life, an mebbe that's
what it is, but fr me Isdon't want to see
real life on tn stage. I can see that
amy day. What I want is FIR tn sp IT
less gintleman to saw tn la-ad with tn
cigareet into two-b6-fodrs an marry tn
lady that doesn't dhrink much while the
aujeence is putin on their coats
why don't they play Shakespeare amy
more?' Mr.. Hennessy asked
Il understand said Mr.. Dooley. that
they re goin to dhramatize SHAKESPEARE
whin tn dhramatiZer gets through with
TIL Report iv tn Inteeryor Department
f'r 1Ss9-19oO.' Copyright 10O by r. H.
Russell.