The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-02-11
Before and After Using.
Before.
BULLER and Joubert.
After.
Butler and JOUBERT.

John Alexander Dowie, the divine heal
er, of Chicago says he is going to build
on the shores of Lake Michigan new
Zion, to be the capital of the city of God
on earth It's nearness to Chicago will
be convenience to those persons who
will have friends in both places.
The Old Fool was going home on a
Grand avenue car. Sometimes ne uses
the SeIby cars, as he lives half way De-
tween the two lines. A pretty girl sat
opposite and was slowly being stared
out of countenanee by the Old Fool, this
latter feat being a speciality OF his. Inc
only place she could safely look was at
the ceiling of the car in order to escape
the silly smirk on the face of the Old
Fool At last a happy thought struck
her and she fastened her eyes on the
feet of the Old Fool. He noticed her
glance and looked to see II there was
anything the. matter with his shoes.
Presently he shuff1ed his feet apart, out
the pretty girl continued to stare at
them to the great amusement Of the
men in the car, who knew the Old Fool
and his ways Finally he could stand It
no longer and fled to the back platform,
where he watched the receding track un-
til he reached his corner The Old Fool
is well known and Is old enough to De
preparing for death, instead of INDUCING
in antics that are more suitable for sew
enteen than seventy.
A woman in Ohio has started new re-
ligion, or cult, which demands the sacr1-
fee of animals A new woman" who
Joined said she thought man should
be first placed upon the sacriicial altar,
but this was voted down by the widows.
The leader of this new sect says that all
| bicycle riders will be damned 1t is
case of wheels all round.
When Mr.. Sheldon edits the Topeka
Daily Capital:
During the temporary absence Of the
circulation liar, we desire to state that
the circulation of this paper IS twenty
five hundred by actual count.
.'Ten-doIIar suits at Wagstam's for
s439. this week only. On. B. We have
personally examined these suits and find
they are not worth 80 cents.-Editor.p y
ga very bad man was arrested last
evening for doing something wrong We
publish no crimes in this paper, therefore
will merely state that he promised to be
good and go back to work. Last week ne
was foreman on this paper
"Wanted-A woman for general house
work Nothing served undressed, and
time allowed for Bible reading and prayer
meeting
..Personal-If the gentleman who no.
ticed lady at prayer meeting Wednesday
desires to save his soul, address d. OBJ
ject, alimony."
stOne Of the reporters of this journal
was assaulted by stranger yesterday
afternoon He turned the other cheek.
Later ON the stranger was taken to the
city hospital. where they took him In. =
"Mr Howe, editor of the Topeka Globe,
who Is temporarily filling Mr.. Sheldon.s
pulpit while he is engaged with this jour
nal, will preach on Sunday upon The
Printers Devil. :"
use Smiths pills. They will reduce
your head to its normal size. (The editor
has had occasion to use these pills, and
found them all that Is claimed.)"
.eWanted-A Christian young man to
saw wood One who goes to Sunday
school preferred. No pay but good So
ciety."
Reform has struck this city hard. The
mayor has requested the police to sop
gambling. 1t is evident that your mayor
has asked himself the question: What
would Mr.. Sheldon do?s