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Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
"A MAN NUN HAVE HIS VITTLES.
COON WHAT MAY"

made dash for it with the teapot in
her hand.
''Tha's not taken long abaat it, said
John Emanuel. "What does Patrick
saa?''
ooh, he doan't mind" !.
''Has he goan hoam?"
'Noa; he's Talking ia that Mary
Emily Quipple next door over tn
hedge"
''A'm glad he takes it kind, said the
man, as he began his tea. ''Tha's not a
woman in these parts a'd like ia see
in Soosan's place but tha' Cousin Sa-
rah. Tha's made this tea joost she
does, and three loomps O. sugar, too -
"a spoas you'll be burying Soosan
on the Sundays" said Cousin Sarah,
who had been following train of
thought of her own. ''Tha' better get
tn coffin made in Yoark. It'll COON
cheaper than if tina give it ia Tompllins
ia do. He's rare an dear. What's tina
matter, John Emanuel?"
For the man was staring with a
white, scared face toward the narrow,
ladderlike steps that led up to room
above. AS he spoke, she, too, heard the
sound of steps descending, and they
both sat with mouths ajar, staring.
The next moment they started stimuli
taneously as well known voice said,
querulously:
"Here's fine to do! Me lying in ma
bed till all tina daalight's goan, an tn
clubhouse not half doom yet, joost be-
cause ave had bit of fall off tn lad
der. It's like thee, John Emanuel,
laain' me there in tn best clean sheats
wi my dirty shoon and cloase on. Why,
what's tina to do now, that tina looks
as if tha'd seen boggle?"
Ten minutes later Cousin Sarah
called her former fiance, who was still
conversing with pretty pink-gowned
country girl over the hedge that di-
vided the front garden from the next.
"A made mistake, Patrick" she
said, in businesslike tone; "well goa
on as we have been dooin'."
Patrick shook his head.
"Noa, Sarah; it's too laate," he said.
"A've just asked Mary Emily Quipple to
be ma wife, an she's said .Yaas.' y
Pail Mall Magazine.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
CLEANSE
YOUR BLOOD

The thing most desired ola Spring
Medicine is thorough publication
of the blood. With this work Of
cleansing going on there is COM
plete renovation of every part of
your system. Not only is the cor
rupt blood made fresh, bright and
lively, but the stomach also re-
spends in better digestion, its
readiness for food at proper times
gives sharp appetite, the kidneys
and liver properly perform their
allotted functions, and there is, in
short, new brain, nerve, mental
and digestive strength.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
HO8 FeedinE in lows.

Iowa is the greatest hog feeding
state in the union. Many farmers
feed from so to 200 every year. OF
course corn is the staple food. On
one point they are about all agreed
Every man of any account lays out
his feed on a closely boarded floor
which is raised some feet from the
ground. If to this is added a raised
sleeping place the greater comfort
combined with the smallest cost OF
feeding, is provided, and as result
of the combination the pigs are al
ways healthier than by any other
method of handling.-Farmers' Re.
view.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
No Cause for Despair.

Mrs. Youngwife-The baby talks in
cessantly. think he will grow up
to be congressman.
Mr.. Oldbach u wouldn't WORRY
about it, if l were you. Maybe he'll
be barber.-Philadelphia Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Ghost of the Glacier

And Other Tales, including Making Revo
luton, Susquehanna Trail, Sculpture Of the
Ellis, Once Pillar of the World, Feathers of
Fashion, and others. A delightful volume,
beautifully illustrated. Ready for distribu-
ton about May l. Send 10 cents to T. w.
Lee, General Passenger Agent Lackawanna
Railroad, 26 Exchange Place, New York
City. Edition Limited.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
His Kind Heart,

She-That bad little brother of mine
got at the piano yesterday with ham,
mer and broke six of the strings.
He-Nlay I come to see and console
you every evening while it is out of
order?-Chicago Times-Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
He Pm used Too Long

Johnny is seated at the piano read.
ing.
Johnny's Mother (from above)-
Johnny, why aren't you practicing?
JOHNNY am. ma.
Johnny's Mother-Well, don't hear
anything.
Johnny-Well, I'm practicing the
pauses.-Musical America.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
In Olden Times.

"What, no! Within there!" shout
ed the knight at the castle gate. The
warder gat him up. yawning pro-
digiously. another man with a no."
said he to his faithful valet.-Indian-
apolis Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Desperate Case.

"Papa," she said, 1.-THE count has as
sured me that he can't live another
day without me-"
'Humph," grunted the old man. 81
didn't think he was as hard up as all
that" Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Al Admirinx wife.

Kippax-And who is your favorite
author, Mrs. Softly?
Mrs. Softly-My husband.
Kippax-Pardon me! I did not know
that he wrote.
Mrs. Softly-Oh, but he does; and so
nicely-cheques!- Brooklyn Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
NOT sumcient Time.

"Have time to run across the street
and match a sample of ribbon?" asked
the woman of the depot gateman.
"Oh, dear, MOI" he replied. "Why, the
train leaves in three hours and a half
Chicago Post.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Takes on the Color.

Hogan-There is wan thing about a
black eye that is dacint.
Grogan-An' fwat is that?
Hogan-1t turns green before it goes
Indianapolis Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03

Mistress-Why did you leave your
last place?
Bridget-Yer very inquisitive, mum.
I niver axed We why yer last cook left.
The Cigarette.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Good Advice.

Mr.. Gaylush-Oficer, I can-hic!-
see two moons up there and-hic!-
hear 'em talking to each other!
Officer-Ye can, Ell? Well, We don't
want to believe nawthing that We hear
and only half what We see!-Puck.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
warmed Up Mt Ln.t.

"Wake up!" cried the hall boy, "the
hotel is afire!"
"Good!" returned the sleepy guest.
''This ramshackle old barn will be
heated at last. "-Philadelphia North
American.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03

when the horse comes out into the
full light. Cut small window above
the horses head and cut off the direct
light from it in the manner shown in
the cut. Thus the light cannot shine
directly into the animals eyes, but will
dispel The darkness.-American Agri-
culturist.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
A Word tn the Doctor.

"Doctor," said Mr.. Newpop, when
you send in your bill for this boy, please
to remember that he came unfinished.
He hasn't hair on his head or a tooth
in his mouth. You ought to throw off
at least ten per ent."-Harlem Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Example Close ut Hand.
American

"Papa," asked little Dickey, puzzled
at something he had found in his school
history, what is governing body p -
"Your mamma is a governing body,
my son." answered Mr.. Meeker, plain
tively.-Chicago Tribune.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
seldom Do 1t.

"The Office" said the theorist,
Should seek the man."
Possibly, possibly replied the
practical politician, ''but it is my ex-
perience that Offices do mighty little
searching.'- Chicago Post.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
LIGHTING A STALL.
Above the Horses Head, a.
Shown in Picture.

Many horse,stalls are located against
the wall of the barn or stable, and,
when shut in by high sides, cause the
horses head to be in very dark place
-unhealthfu: and injurious to the eye,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
A Tendency of the Sex.

eff you marry that girl I'll cut you
off with dollar"
II know you better than that.
mother; you'd make it 90 cents.''-
Chicago Record
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Partly to Blame,

"Are you the best man at Billy
Browns wedding?"
mo; I attend as guilty bystander."
"What do you mean?'
II introduced Brown to the girl last
summer" -Chicago Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03

"Now don't deny it, Mr.. Softchap-
you're trying to lure me on to kiss you!
You wild, wicked, rakish young men are
all alike-and suppose must yield
with good grace!"- Sloper.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
A Surprised Wife,

'Now, Percy, darling, where is the
surprise you promised you would have
for me when had finished the course
of cooking lessons?"
"Oh, yes-why-I discharged the
cook!"-N. Y. World.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
The Center of the World.

According to Secretary Wilson, says
the Philadelphia Ledger, the ''roast
beef of old England is now shipped
from Chicago. America feeds the
world.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Explained.

II must confess to a great deal of
egotism,'' said Willie Washington.
''Indeed?" responded Miss Cayenne.
"Yes. I think about myself entirely
too much"
"Oh, that isn't egotism. That's mere
ly the usual human tendency to worry
over trifles." -Washington Star.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03

Apple and potato parings are great
ly relished, and help in getting horse
in fine condition. When you begin to
feed also begin to exercise.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
His Waterloo.

Visitor lat insane asylum)-Who is
that Withholding man in the padded
cell?
Attendant-Thatis Prof. Adder, the
expert accountant.
Visitor-What drove him insane?
Attendant - He attempted to
straighten out his wife's household
accounts.-Chicago Daily News.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Softly Suggested.

'Don't you enjoy hearing the old
songs?" asked the young man with q
sentimental look in his eye.
'Yes," answered Miss Cayenne. do
you know any?"
Eyes; what is your favorite?"
>"Oh, it depends on the mood I chance
to be in. You don't know Bid Me Good
bye and Co., do you?"- Washington
Star.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03

Always give carrots in the spring
if you have none, see that you do not
make the same mistake this year.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
MOthinQ
in the
Wide
World

has such q RECORD for ab.
s0kasfely curing female Ills
and kkdney troubles rs
has Lydia e. Pxnlklban,Is
Negotiable 0os,,posxnd.
ANedNolnes that arc adj
VerfIsed 10 osxs-o oves.y-
thing cannot he spooffios
for anything.
Lydia e. PInkhan,'s
Vegetable COMPOUND Will
NOT cure every kind Of NJ
ness that may affxxof mon,
women and olhkyalten, but
proof ID monumental that
IL will and docs cure aN
the Ills peculiar to women.
This ID q fact kndxspuf-
able and o2n be verified
by moro than q million
SN0s110ns
II you are skok don't exc
pertinent, take the x,seaN-
0An0 that has tho r,oo0s,e1
Of the largest number. Of
cures.
Lydia E. Pinkham Med. Co., Lynn, Mass.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03

THE caramels are coming! Oho Oho!"
softly hummed the maiden, as she heard her
incest young man. ring at the doorbell.-
Ohio State Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03

It is time now to get the unused
horses in condition for spring work.
They should be fed rather lightly at
first, increasing gradually to full ra-
ton.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Why He IL Single.

Wederly-I suppose you have never
given marriage thought.
Singleton-Oh, yes, have.
Wederly-Then why are you still
single?
Singleton-Because have given mar
riage thought. = Chicago Daily
News. ...
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
FARM WATER SUPPLY.
Into the Barn By Means Of
q Spout.

Some pumps need only little ele-
walton to make it possible to run the
water by a spout right into the barn,
where the cattle can drink without
being exposed to cold or storms. The
cut shows pump raised and the ele-
waited platform boxed in, the interior
being filled with hay TO keep the
pump from freezing. This is not 9
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Play Too short, Perhap~.

Heidi you enjoy the matinee,
dear?
She-Very much. I sat next to Mrs.
Gadabout. whom I hadn't seen for
years. We had nice long chat
Catholic Standard and Times.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Eollaw sniff.

Softy-How very fond Of hunting
Mr.. Bouncer must be.
Sharpleigh-Bouncer hunt? Why,
he's never even been after a red her.
ring.
Softy-But he told me he kept sew
eral packs.
Sharpleigh- he doe:s-of cards.
Ally Sloper.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
HOODS
SARSAPARILLA

Possesses the peculiar qualities
Peculiar to NseI-which accom-
plish these good things for all
who take it. An unlimited list of
wonderful cures prove its merit.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03

1t is all right. to change your mind when
wrong, but don't get into the habit of being
wrong.-Chicago Democrat.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
XIV s {1;zlI71z;z n
studying the lmpressioM.

Elbow is that speech p asked the pom.
derous statesman.
"Fine. It was concise, lucid and in.
teresting. You made every point per-
fectly clear"
do you mean to say you under
stood it right away?"
Eyes"
swell, I'll have to take it home and
rewrite it; that's all. If people fully
understand what you have to say the
first time you say it, they are mighty
liable to think you're not deep
Washington Star.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03

Baby-De-e-e Lee Parree Sc!
Mother-I wonder what Henry Au-
gustus is trying to say? It sounds like
French.
Father-Wouldn't it be funny if he
learned to talk French and we could
not understand him ?-Harlem Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Ont Of the Ordinary,

"What was this row about?" asked
the policeman.
1T all came about the father-ln-
law explained, ''by some of those
cheeky boys throwing shoes at the
BRIDE"
''Well," said the policeman, "that's
customary"
"Yes; but not horseshoes. Tit Bits.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-03
Very Flatterinr

The poctor-Why have you sent for
me?
The Husband-Oh. my wife's mother
is feeling bad, and she says she doesn't
care whether she lives or not.-Yon-
kers Statesman.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-04-20
Carrots and Complexion.

A woman of 70, who does not look 40,
has in few weeks won herself an enor-
nous following among the women of
New York and of some of the adjoining
towns. She carries the secret of per-
petual youth with her, and as it lies
largely in question of hygienic living.
she has not yet antagonized the doc
tors, says Harper's Bazaar. She recon-
mends, among other things, the drink
ing OF goodly supply of water daily,
and the eating of grated carrot be-
fore breakfast. The effect of the car
rots may not be visible at once, but in
few weeks one will notice certain
captivating gloss on the hair and a
clearness in the eyes and complexion
altogether new. She is absolutely with
out embarrassment in her criticism of
her pupils, no matter how large the au-
dience.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-04-20
My51}51iSIHEHzE'fIi77|;{#S, iIEz
$aaRS&lSslESSyS
PREVENTION OF MOTHS.
The Use of BisuIphidc of Carbon Is
Earnestly Advocated by n Wnsh-
ington Medical Man.

Every season somebody gets out n
new form of encouragement to the en-
terprising and voracious clothes moth.
Sometimes it is a scientific or pseudo
scientific preventive; sometimes it is n
patent remedy upon which the insect
fairly thrives and multiplies. The lat
est method is the invention of DR.. "A.
X. Fisher, of Washington, who doesn't
wish to patent or sell it, but altruistic-
ally disseminates through the de-
partment of agriculture the result of
his attempts to preserve clothing from
the insect promoter of the tailoring in
dustry. The department doesn't Off
cially vouch for the effectiveness of the
method, but considers it worthy of a
place in one of its recent pamphlets.
The preventive has the merit of sim
plicity and cheapness. 1t presupposes
the possession of wooden chest in
which to pack the clothing. In the
cover of the chest DR.. Fisher bores a
large auger hole and fastens sponge
below it. Through the hole he pours
few drops of bisulphide of carbon, and
the sponge absorbs it. Then he corks
up the hole tightly. The fumes of the
carbon are disseminated through the
chest, and when the designing moth ar
rives with a view of depositing eggs
there-eggs which would eventually
hatch into small but active worms,
with ambitions to eat unsymmetrical
holes in the most prominent portions
of the expensive clothes around the
place-the odor assails its nostrils and
it fits on to a more healthful locality.
The inventor of this scheme says that
since he has employed it not single
moth has invaded his clothing.-N. Y.
Sun.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-04-20
Why lie nIhn,t Co.

Maj. Harrigan got the war fever
early. He was a police sergeant, and
he and his friend, John Wilker, after
talking the matter over, agreed to en-
list. Everything was in readiness to
carry out the programme, when Mrs.
Harrigan interfered. She told her hus-
band that he had no business to leave
her and their children, and firmly de-
clared that she would not let him bulge
from home. The chief submitted to
her wishes and told Wilker that he
would have to go alone. Sergt. Wilker
was without family ties and he forth
with enlisted and was sent out with
one of the first Missouri regiments.
Hehadnot been gone longer than seven
days when news reached the city of
the battle of Championship. Maj.
Harrigan, anxious about his friends
safety, wired to the captain in whose
regiment Wilker served. In due time
came back the reply that the gallant
sergeant had been one of the first to
be killed. 81 am sure l would have
been right by his side, and the bullets
for which he was target would have
struck me. too" said the old ex-chief
in concluding his story.-St. Louis Re-
public.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-04-20

is capable lecturer and writer and her
pen has never been idle. Mrs. Gait, on
the other hand, has, it is alleged, spent
more of her time reading poetry and
raising flowers than in helping her sis
ters. Mrs. Blake is native of North
Carolina. In 1855 she married Frank
G. Umsted, who left her a widow with
two children dependent on her. For
ten years she earned her own living and
educated her children with the money
she made out of her literary work. In
1866 she married Grenfill Blake, of New
York, and since then has resided in
that city. The threatened secession
from the old association and the organ
ization of an opposition society with
Mrs. Blake as its president finds favor
among many of the most progressive
of the suffragists in New York.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-04-20
COLORING EASTER EGGS.
smooth and Even Is Not Very
Hard Task.

"Easter-egg time" is not so very far
away now, and the question of coloring
them will soon come up again.
A variety of fancy eggs can be made
from one package of dyes. Purchase
package containing four colsrs, re.a,
blue, yellow and violet being pleasing
colors. The day before the eoloring is to
be done dissolve each color separately
and put into bottles. The next day Sc
lect perfectly fresh eggs and wash
them clean. If obtainable, use some
very small eggs. Put few of the eggs
into a kettle of cold water and let them
boil ten or fifteen minutes; long boil
ing renders eggs more digestible. Only
a few should be cooked at time, as
they must be dipped into the dye while
hot, so as to dry the coloring immedi-
ately, or they will not be nice.
Pour the dyes into an old bowl or
some deep dish. To produce variety
of colors from the four kinds of dye
proceed as follows: Dip one-half of an
egg into one color and the other half
into another. Paste half-inch strip
of paper around white-shelled egg;
dip one end of the egg as far as the
paper extends in the red dye, and then
the other end in the blue dye. When
the paper is removed you will have a
pretty red, white and blue egg. You
can produce from two to three differ
ent shades from one color. For in
stance dip an egg into the yellow dye
to produce yellow, then add little wa
terto the dye to produce light orange,
add little more water to produce lem
on, and proceed in the same way with
the other colors. Roll the eggs over in
the dye two or three times until they
are evenly colored. - Cincinnati En-
uuirar
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1900-04-20

decorator and was generally stared at
and wondered at, says an exchange.
She decorated, among others, the
luxurious library in the house of Mrs.
Frederick Winston, in North State
street, Chicago; the reception hall and
drawing-room of Mrs. Horatio May, in
Astor street, and frescoed after her
own designs the drawing-room of Mrs.
William Bradburn, of Prairie avenue, at
Chicago.
Miss Twyman's methods differ from
those of fresco painters in general. To
her fresco painting is not a trade to be
learned by apprenticeship so much as
an art full of the soul and appreciation
of beauty. Her preference is for still
life; her style is bold, strong and mas
culine. and has all the elements of real
genius. Miss Twyman is thorough
ly progressive and modern young wom-
an. One of the expressions of her ad-
vanced ideas is found in her costume.
In her work she wears a pair of blue
| denim boomers, which have acquired
| such wonderful dashes of coloring that
they rival Jcseph's coat in variety, but
she says they are the pride of her
| heart