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The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-03-15
THE USE

OF coming among strangers 10 prove your case
unless you know what you talking abouty TIA
waste Of time for all parties concerned.
When we tell YOU that
MASON'S YELLOW TABLETS
will cure DYSPEPSIA.
Banish the fatulence-
Remove the deTression-Ihe melancholy.
Gently stimulate the
Sustain while they work-wby
We know what we are
Talking about.
We have 70.
It's expensive business to come
10 a town like yours, II
We do not have great
VALUE to offer.
We advertise to get attention
This il necessary.
But we guarantee that
MASoS'S YELLOW TABLETS
will prove their own case
Do their own advertising after
once you them
That's fair statement Of our
position, and it includes yours.
ii MASDN'S YELLOW TABLETS
cure your DYSPEPSIA
welI-we'n wait for the rest.
Henry Evans. Gjs + St. NV.
Edward Stevens, 9th and Pa. Ave
MackaIl Bros. 9th and II SIS Ne
T. :. Leadbcater Sons. AleNsndria. Va II
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-03-15

1t is astonishing how quickly MUNYON'S 5
COLD CURE gives relief to head, nose
throat. and lungs; The first dose begins to
clear the head; a few doses check dis
Charges from the nose: within twenty -four
hours inflammation has been aiiayed. and
the danger of reaching the lungs passed.
No fear of pneumonia then, Munyon's s
Cod Cure breaks Up any kind of a cold
IN day. II speedily cures new colds. old
colds. or obstinate colds. II is simply in
valuable in all forms of Influenza or Grippe.
These pleasant little pellets can be carried
in the vest pocket for use anywhere or at
any time.
Price, CSC. at any drug store.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-03-15

vHHn Is Women well as men are
~ ~ made miserable by Kidney and
tn bladder trouble. O.. Kiimcr's
Swamp Root the great kidney
III AME remedy, promptly cures At
- Druggists In afty cent and dol
lar sizesL You may have q sample bottle by mali
tree; also pamphlet telling all about it and its
wonderful curesl
Address Or. ki!mer q Co. Binghanton, N. Z,
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-03-15

II you have the Rheumatism. try Munyon's
rheumatism Cure. if you haze Dyspepsia try his
Dyspepsia Cure; ii you have any Kidney trouble.
try his Kidney Cure. Ninyon has Il specific
remedy for most every disease; mostly IS cents
munyon's Inhaler Cures Catarrh. Grippe. Bron-
ehitis. &c. Price, Sl.00 with all medicines COM
piet-l
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-03-15

A special demonstrate of NUN
fON'S INHALER IS now going at
drug store of r. J. DtEUDONNG, cor
per fth and streets.
A timely consultation with Munyon's skilled
Specialists upon all diseases may avert threat
ened illness. There is no charge for advice
Office hours, a. NJ. to q p M. on week days;
to 5 p. m. on Sundays.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-03-15
An goods delivered in unIettered wagons
Lessons in Values.

Ihat we are constantly oK'rng unrivaled values
ndsputabe fact, but rarely do MANY to offer
as at The present time The backward spring partly
sponsbie but careful hnvng and unlimited command of
capital haze contributed in small degree make such
values these possible Judge for Yourself whether tues
are not the greatest values that you reese seeing
ana remember that arrange terms to suit without
ira
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-12-04
ooSSLe OF ThE hORSES.
Live News Of the Track and Stable
In Hawaii

~ was rumored about town yes
.sruay that Willie Vida, who left for
ene Coast on the Rio, took with him
commission TO back w. II. Corn
weIIs Garterline in her approaching
'uga sements at Oakland and Tanfcran.
ne bay mare which Charlie Eagaa
/. Gently sold to- DR.. Nichols has gone
ne way or all good horses.
mo viii have races on 10th New
ear doy and TIE day following. II
- ABOUT up TO the Honolulu o--ners to
~ tae Rainy City a visit together
with their horses.
>. X Wilson has won six races du--
ing the past week; value s4OO. His
1orses also took $50 in second mo-ey.
Ieorge Thomas rode all six winners.
FroDaDle matches in the near flu
lure are Fred Eros against Wayboy.
ana Abbey against General Cronie.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-12-04

When Rudyard Kipllng was lad he
went on a sea voyage with his father,
lockwood Kipling. Soon after the YES
sci got under way. Mr.. Kipling went
below. leaving the boy on deck. Pres
emily there was a commotion overhead
and one OF the ships officers rushed
down and banged at Mr.. Kipllngs
door. MIR. Kipling." he cried. your
boy has crawled out on the yard arm.
and IL he let's 80 he'll drown!'' Yes"
said Mr.. Kipling. glad to know that
nothing serious was the matter; but
he won't let 60"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-12-04

- 1HbAr PHYSICIAN SAYS: rs
-. ~. % az diseases and sickness is
n,. =, oy ne pores becoming ologged.
u, "a',lng up In the blood the pols-
,,,' aal Impurities which Nature in
~, 'ney should eliminate" Pache-
,s uandrur Killer opens the pores
.,,,..lp '.' aIl the polsons In the scalp,
'''s '' clean and healthy.
''"hoos DANpRUFF KILLER
nv. a by ail Druggists and at the
"'fu'r shop. Telephone SOC.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-12-04

Is no. some isolated Gaze. That is Just
possible. So does murder exist. not
withstaId4ng the laws and de tn pen
lily attached to IL. And sometimes a
man Is able TO commit murder and
evade discovery.
agine."
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15
WHAT TO DO WITH
WIFE BfATERS.
Put Than on a Float, Tow Them Out to
Sea and Let the Devil Take
His Own.

In sending James McNu,y. a stove
menier. to the island for three months
for Getting drunk and persistently an.
noying his daughters At the home they
maintain by their oSn industry In East
Forty first street. Magistrate Brann sat
IN Yorkviile Court this morning:
your daughters say you are n drunk
ard. McNulty. that you do nothing for
their support; that you are no good: that
you persIstently annoy them and make
q nuisance Of yourself.
IAN they ask is that you keep away
from the home that they maintain. but
you won't do II.
"Now. II had my way. Id take all
such fellows as you-wife- heaters,
druakards and the likes Of you-and put
them on n float and TOW EN- down to
barren Island. cut EN- loose and let the
devil take care OF his own"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15
LOVE LAUGHS At
T. MAIL A0LD-UP.
Camden Belle Triumphs
Over Intercepted
Letters.


CAMDEN. n. j.. Jan. i5.-Miss Lucia
cramer. = handsome ani weli.to-do belle
Of this city. viii b. married Tuesday
evening to Rev. Clifford shas6er. . tai.
suted young Rsptist clergyman.
Misc Csamer's parents objected to Mr..
shaefies's attentions 10 their daughter
tvo years $50. and finally. TO prssent the
contamination Of the engagement. her
nall YES Intercepted.
Fer months neither lover heard Of the
osAss. ssA both pansd.
AbeSt thai tine . talented young
peSsoctsa ENGAGED hoard with III.
cSsosss ed vas accorded .permissson
to ~ sttkat.ea to Miss Lucia. Bu,
Aies LsssIla Wosida't hare u that way.
nm shs GOT ~ lsttsgs.
0oe day shs feunl . stray letter al
orssesd 10 M b. hss ieves approaching
~ NJ tnA6asity. Then letters aew thick
an6 fas, bstWten them. Niss iuslls
ehrsatened TO prosecute csininally ,hos,
vho iatesfefed With NJ mall and further
opposition vas at IN end. -
The prospective wedding Il at,rsssins
atteaioa IN social circles.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15

Tic llttlest little mother vas busy
aressinG the three children lift to her
after the policeman called an arnbu'
lance. and the t;lby. while, nineteen
months old. Was taken 10 Roosevelt
Hospital. when an Evening World ~
isertsv visited the Dark and dirty little
home Of the Magess. GS West Forty;
sixth street. rear. this morning.
Little Mary In ten going OF eleven
years old. bu. her facets much Of Il
as vas visible through Its crust Of dirt
"a, cid enough for one three times her
age. and sadly out OF keeping With her
small and thin body.
mo. mister. Se amt starving; honest.
re Amt. We had beefs,eak and bread
and butter for breakfast. Honest. W
did!
Richie looks thin and pale I'D
hungry. like that. cause he's -, .
tsy~worm: ana ] had SCARLET fevsf ane
spasms last summer. anal siH's sct
fst sssia. We have ~ We vant 70 eat.
hO0eet."
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15

NY name II james X. Price. I am a
policeman. and have been for 20 many
years that I have risen 10 the Grade Of
captain and NY name II known In ths
borough OF Manhattan.
For two years ! vas In command OF
the Nlnseoenth Prscinct, coWmonly
known o. the TenderloIn. Late Satus-
Day night resolved an order from w.
2. Dsvsry. Chief Of Police. commanding
~ TO take charge Of the Detective
Bureau Of the borough Of Brooklyn Had
a thuudsrc;ap come out OF clear sky
n could not have surprised ne more.
"Brovki,u!" repsassd TO myself
"DsC,Ikiyn''--W where have ] heard that
name before! But whsre. my own dis
nj thou6Ats would s,ot snsvsr.
usA % RseA OsiAs Dsela.
A young reporter. seeing me- and hear
ius ~ repsss the strange word. then
came forward With the infcsnasson that
II was between Houston street. and Coney
Island, and NJ thought Il Aad some,hins
10 do With RAPID Transit. but Of that
he was not sure. For further s,forms-
ton I sought guide books.
Bright and early yesterday morning.
with my credentials In ~ pocket. ~
out for ny new billet. ! had learned
that Il was the Municipal Building.
Il Vas al hight going downtown IN
Manhattan. because several times, noia-
bly, when Dewey arrived. vas oil the
way TO the battery. The conductor a
the Broadway ear told ne to stsp oil
At City Hall and pointed toward the
large Brooklyn Bridge entrance.
ne Broo1lyn Bridge 10 . masnIacent
specimen OF the buiiier's work, but the
entrance II Q maelstrom. There Vas q
large crowd there. pushing and showing
each other. while tall men told them to
step lively. ! never saw 70 many carr
In ny life. ! went up TO q tall man and
aske1 him how TO get to City Han. and
he answered: "rsk'sr Film strit car e.
0rsn-'n'-0stes. Narcy.Aven'e. Git er,ons
novr' .... tt".-
I climbed aboard ore OF the cars asd
Deid the conductor ~ monsS. t,
HaAs ne orisAe Tsss.
Aftsr hiding Q long time, It appeared TO
me In . circle. We came TO 4 csmstsrv.
is this Brooklynv I asked.
The conductor looked at me.
Sure he answered.
u waat to 80 to the City Hail." !
ADDED
He ioohed At M "Y sii-didn, chsw.
r'nsrr At umpumpunp str, an mke-s.
Rreencar.'' he dema aded. ''Gi,outhers
n'soback.'
Tot out ann an undertaken came TO
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15
GIRL MARRIED
MAMxA'S BOY.
Slxtoen-Year-Old Bride
Quickly Tired Of Hon
symoon.

MONO Normsn. after her slopsmeal
from la skensack. y. j.. three weeks
sEo. viii, Harry Hunter. whom she mar.
fied at iaidnisht. vas q bride just long
enough 20 repsnt her rash act an1
iesrnei the seriousness Of robting fond
mother Of her only boy.
me young couDle are living apart.
tad TIE bride ksees Der nelshborins Cos.
slps Interested With . detailed -dsscrip-
Soss Of her treatment and hnal impris-
snasat by The ooehss.in-IaW.
~ bss1s 10 ~ slstssa ysass old.
wsil Asvs,eesd ssd ef pseasiag sVpser-
~. ~ husbanl b ssvsetssa.
~ ~ bssa isvsss fsr . IsnG tins.
M uuot1s. ~ busaas1's mother. -
)DDose - ~ naseA. - ~ yestheui peis
G0Desl
SAv vs6e - nn1Usossl pssk y. J..
- ~ ksst We ~ ~ Susstss = en-
Noee BOin9.
4 SsW Aays iatss ~ asssiAGs hsesdIa
toseA Yssn6 Hustss teek his bsi1s 70
- posssss'. hsDs. ~ sesN % tlsy hal
iaeeolIe1 thWas1vso ID ths houss tn
0sth6t.lo.lsw. Mn. Huetef. H.. sayS.
taRs b a1ans trcaDos.
~ ell1nas cans last week. Nss.
Huatss. r.. Az hsr nsAhsrsia->sw
M 70 nahs NJ sesvs. lssn az vssh.
- sstussa ia1isnaatw. ~ ssys. ssl
~ ~, 1ouaass. ~. Issss1 ~ cen
C - heuss as1 M hsv thsFs tVsety.
- 49, n uGtnoooe,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15

AnnDn1ao 0a0Ass - Cssss % -.
- - - - - Dossess 49,
AODpa1D - Uoo6oosoeo.
00o ,. % aAasa1nB suUsss - sssss
g 0onu1oo = leoa1a. nuns nooe6easaek,
=. /. - - . 'rssn1t ~ to- seaoss
~ bssn sossPl TAsss ~ % lease
s1lBey.1so dn11oBua a1nsts1L
oDsasDD - ~ ~ ~ sopsassses
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15

, me and offered me Q bargain In some
nne casketings. II made me nervous
the way he measured me with his eyes.
I finally made him understand where
! wanted to 30. and after narrowly es-
Gaping . eollislon with an infsm auto.
mobe. ] climbed on another car and In
due course Of time reached q cluster
OF buildings In . setting OF trolley
tracks. On. Of the buildings vas point.
I'd out - the Police Headquarters.
osoks The Peaoefsl Sabbath.
woke up the elevator man and asked
how 10 90 to the Detective Bureau.
oidn't tel him Nho was and he asked
ne why didn't watt until tomorrow,
instead OF breaking In On the Sabbath
Day.
But reached the place at last.
The Detective Bureau v a pretty suit
OF rooms. with decks and chairs In It.
Behind one Of the desks a man. with
his fset on the furniture. was reading
. paper. On the walls WERE nice steel
snSYavin0 Of George Washington. Tim
othy Woodruff and ". +. Miller.
There was crepe under the last pie.
turs and the words ''0ons bu. not for.
gotten" The man reldinG looked ~
| and cav me.
vel, .w:!!, 2 .h. ,,.s car DO for you. ny
answered" and l have come TO iaxs
he suevsyed me from head to toe.
ReSssssheA Sss lavasiss.
80 you have knocked Capt. Reyno,ds
out Of his job! he commented.
turned red.
~ wi isss. .ie . ny %:S'" next asked.
day." Re ssid rsprovinsiy. "They dcI'i
| work on Sunday here In Brooklyn
! accepted the repfoof useekly.
THIS Mornina ! law Al, 81 ny n.y. mn -, s W
to 20 duck hunting at NewtoHn Greek
and would b. here "wednesday.
Fssssy Preserved nsAy.
rhsy arr Q body In fine sists Of preser.
walton. There are forty altogether. and
s:: & s :.s a:s. One j. 's & s s:
record. Not q Jingle citisen In the
borough. good or Dad. could say he had
ever done q rude thing to him.
I told the .aen that they would nae
20 work ana that We would Do nusirsss
calmly tai sorcIbly. While ! was talk.
ing ex-JudNe JAmes u. Tixhs yrted 70
I re, In. I ordered the dt'c- lofied.. AID
Il threw q .olt into the Judge met shook
| the building.
Trt fsrs Ss . n s S:k ', s:s ass
| thers will he n hundred mon and half
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15

Richie ~ seven. Through the DIR. his
ehsek. <sones fairly protruded AMI his
fass gave out a leaden-srhy paicness
Aha, ade his face sn1 savnt it.Is form
look pisehed ard itarved En tho
four yea'-old Nellie and tbs three.
yeas-ss1 0fssS wsss plump psc,ur,s Of
health snd vitality. In spsis OF .theiF
sriny faces. ard sksy rosaped On .
hl'hy ~ ~ saSush 10 hsid OIL four
ana big tne~0n 70 al ,ss rom in hIch
Il sstoe1, 10 s,rhes ssove The hoos.
While The iittieRt little s.oiher jr<ssed
her children nsrveUAy q big womsn.
ceua Nssee. ~ mGAher Of them all.
wsthe1 the hnns ssd izAhsi herssif liks
Z ilgress 81 hay.
Nobody can't lake ny children fran
-. nobody cast tsts en- say 10.
boay can't tske my chi.dsen :: :hey
eo0e ia :otk the eosr. ard they'll save
10 break Il down. and the lsrd'ord'ii
asts EN- psy for u. too, say the land.
lor1 u n1ts 'su Ay.
a make eo3d home for my chiiAer.
%. f0u cpn ~ 80 have ace. chan
place. ~ 4 utsr. ciean ulare.'
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15

The only chairs In the house. The
kitrocn - nven feet square. the inner
roam SIX feet square. the catsor ten feS.
sausre. The furniture. tG wool WosN,
~. ,hsddtnx AMI the sicth!ns Of the
children were greasy sud Erimy
~ can always get enough 10 eat tof
my childrea." rs.uised the mother. 'hs..
there's rot Of stew that was eft fron
las: nights supper, and herrs meat on
the hre~sScspe ! haven't had tine 10
fook: I say haven't had time 10 coos u.
Il work u S.srn's restaurant. wasklng
dishes AMI upstairs work. net go
week. ! tAy ] earn II. ] pay . quarter
a day to Mr.. sypher across 40 hall -
mind the :hiidieh. sss'f pay her =
D"iise t~en M m.rr,.4 fifteen rear. ssd
seven % .snrirs left me. n say ssvsn
sySSsy yssseh psy. ny y ssssA
sc. 'S S:A:s W.. s e: liss,,ss e 3:
tractor, and lives With hiss lee -.
ina ;ssi .s 81 i K IL ,seso zion "a -: 3
- =" zee = q. Ne Sss ' ris a. ': al
y; ps.! s';,s: s'k n: r.. " ff 80: =,
- h The cssisessL n J. yasssl 10.
Hut 90 ISeg % Tn living III kee0 ny
ehlioSee. ] 0oy - IoOS 81 IN itvtSG."
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15

Nantd Set. including Clock and pair q
Caadel,crs. gou osmcsu. Neeen'
psinisi p.nek and Algehs onyx,
Os.9i 10 s!9o.1.
vjeoa, RE- htoss. eolj-tnissed. tss.
elled glass. and msfcu'cl cends'umA
some ms .deSosatei vita Rrstln
enamel, 81 .7s to e3j.H.
Msaasl Closs,. Algerian oayx, rorlend.
eeely ilh- min tied dials. gafiched WIN
IN tlnr ssa ea'.'@ ios'''@
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15
Mantel Sets, Cloeks, Bconzs and Statuafy.

Travelling Cloks. vu1rantesd ucso
Wscvem eats, goA-,mished. scase w4ove
peaiing strike se.S> to $3.50.
Limoges fnSmsb On epppsf snd
inss "a ivcsy, srau ~ 81 eneAe ~
scc< imeax wasksi Il hli - ~
ehasgsd sSewhers tos simass -
ss.y TO s7'.%'. +
Miaiuaufo ~ ecaboaeig2 =
n limpgss kon R0se1eA qsgU
srss v'''ay7.|'
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15

fisr; h. ht,sest na.hes .sssned hss
srgvestnt.
Set X'.': 's:,.v: ~ CO. :. H.; ~: "a
sssss 4 ise vajss a. Of shst tact . "a.
dSsce assins, Tsose Who would to6s NJ
Ss1Ny q 1osv 4vss. And sbe ~ me
ssooS ana sssskieSs and shYls ones.
leo. from soVeWhese In the diss hcAoe
ssS d.shasss Of u'is rear ssesosns
a. ,hsS'ss q. sos c-eihsa" -
20 you ever wash ,hss: chliArssv'
shs. reportsy 1881 the i:srsss-mstnss.
yo..vs s1 a. : s' .s.s.M.,n. ''' 's''''
'Oh, yss. ws have" piesd Tie listlsst
moikcs. and the nothef set about = .
hunt Tor the bssln. hut she dt1n't ond
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15

sss q g Fsess.es .sso.ah " r. 'a,s. q.
fsss anj ':isssy; Iae1 was only 'ss
n - psHss WE sSssher ~ ~
s,sssy -. ss'.sf ,: - 49, .,d = e; e.
49, bus1ei = ssAel 80 csn1sss. .
e 49, ~ t.sps = !sss phns 81
S c. 1890 - $3.50
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-15

Whit do yJu do-.you and usthee
Nellie. sGracs, aud Wiltt-in this talh
ii.s. thlie ns1ms = sw,y p v
or: e, play Tor them
WHIT q ySs pay Isss yea any
.Ee az have ore. MADE " out Of .
siics: 5tA Asusas used Il mskin6 .
AZ. b.: ~ s4 ~ Will. ;s,;sl.
49, 4 sss's,. iss ] hold Nh. rs
- T "a S ssr s. 81: .ss *. 6 s:.s,
s:s :T :; 81 l:''' ] s., -
%; 1F.sr'%1 So
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1900-11-22
READ This Before You write.

Never write poetry until you are at
least 80. unless you fall in love. when
it will come to you like the measles.
You would better begin with stories
that is. if you have leading idea and
can invent situations. Do not attempt
the novel until you have passed your
fortieth year. A novel requires a
knowledge of men and manners, a
study Of human character, and powers
to create dialogue and invent surprises.
l know that there have been instances
when very, young men have written
clever poems and novels, but these
were freaks Of genius which do not
often occur. Avoid attempts at hui
NOR That mine has already been
worked for more than it is worth, and
the best Of it seems to be labored
What the funny men do produce is not
equal to- the unintentional humor
which is to be found in congressional
speeches on the tariff, and in the old
fashioned epitaphs in the country
churchyards.- Thomas Dunn English
In Success.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1900-11-22
Obituary.

Friday night, the destroying angel
of death visited the home Of j. FL.
Jensen, west of the Sharon creamery
and bore aloft the spirit Of their little
boy to the great dim beyond. For
three years the little fellow had
laughed and spread sunshine in their
home, to give Joy and comforts to
the fond parents. But no longer will
the father place upon his knee the
son who was to help him in his de-
clining years. Never again will a
mother press to her bosom the child
her pride and joy. But with the
band of white robed seraphims above
will come through future years wee
small sweet toned anthem of love and
life to fond parents who will have
this hope and JOY in the world be-
yond.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1900-11-22

gave them jovial old fashioned cha
rivari. A number of useful and or
namental gifts were also given as a
remembrance of the occasion. The
groom is a young man whose past
history warrants bright future for
him. He has proved that he is not
afraid Of hard work, that first thing
that gives success. He is honest in
dustrious and capable and these in
connection with clean record gives
him good standing in the commune
ty. He has so conducted himself in
the affairs of men that he has won
their respect and esteem, and with it
is bound to succeed in the world.
The bride is daughter of Chris
Hansen the genial harnessmaker in
Elkhorn and has grown from girl
hood to womanhood in this county.
She is winsome, cheerful and pleasant
and always has plenty of friends.
She too has learned that that person
who knows how to work is the best
fitted to do their life's work and so
will do hers.
Thus surrounded by friends who
wish for them a married life clear
and cloudless, business that seems
to be a profitable one, career that
has been honest, they start on the
tide of life, hand in hand hoping to
build a home in the world, where
friends mey come and find a joyous
welcome.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1900-11-22
narried.

Nels j. Christensen and Mary j..
Hansen were married Saturday even
ing, by Rev. Wig at his home. But a
few intimate friends were present and
the ceremony had to be performed at
the home of the minister, because he
was too weak to leave it. Immediate
ly after the ceremony the company
withdrew TO the new hotel, the tu-
ture home Of the bride and groom,
where bountiful supper was spread
and where too crowd gathered and
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1900-11-22
Brown. Buttered Watermelon.


Colonel George w. Anderson, man
Of splendid genius and rare oratorical
gifts. was stumping for Greeley and
Brown down in southwest Missouri.
One night in the midst of his speech an
old fellow arose in the back of the
house and said:
Colonel Anderson, is it true that
Governor Brown was SO drunk at that
Yale alumni dinner that he buttered
his Watermelon"
Colonel Anderson reared back on his
pastern joints. Strengthened himself to
his 6 feet 2 and with lions roar an
swered:
eyes, it is true that Governor Brown
buttered his watermelon at the Yale
alumni dinner and am happy to in
form you that, that is the only way in
which watermelons are eaten in polite
society,""
Anderson's happy retort was greeted
with a shout of laughter and roar Of
applause by his auditors. His inter-
rogator sat down discounted, and that
was the last ever heard of the story
of the buttered watermelon all Of
which goes to demonstrate the value
of Danton's famous motto: .L'audace!
L'audace! Toujours Paudacew
Colonel Anderson was a wonderful
stumper. He was most emphatically
rough diamond. In the rough and
tumble, catch-as-you style Of debat-
ing he never had a superior in Mis-
souri,, which is saying great deal. He
was an adept in the use Of every spe-
cies of oratorical Champ
Clark in Saturday Evening Post.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1900-11-22

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ing cough or cold to develope into pneu-
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Cure will cure throat and lung troubles quick
er than any other preparation known Many
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an infallible remedy for Group. Children like
it and mothers endorse it. W. A. HamIer.