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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

Mothers indorse it, children like It,
old folks use it. We refer to One Min.
ute Cough Cure. 1t will quickly cure all
throat and lung troubles. Ireiand's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Reformed.

Well, BIZ, asked the man from the
city, who had returned to his old home,
in the Bitter creek settlement, for q
short visit, have you boys licked the
school teacher this term?
Hugh! grinned the young tough of
School District No. IA, you bet we amt!
We're ightin' fur the privilege o kissin'
her.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Proof.

Ibid you say that trusts were the
means of raising wages?"
Certainly" answered Senator Sor-
ghum. II know the president of a com
bination who has raised his salary four
times in the last two y~ears."-Washing-
ton Star,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

The quicker you stop a cough or cold
the less danger there will be Of fatal
lung troubles. One Minute Cough Cure
is the only harmless remedy that gives
immediate results. You will like it.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
The Rural

Farmer Dunk Ito his nag)-Whoa,
there. Filipino! Whoa, c~onfound you!
Farmer Hayroob-That's a funny
name fer a boss. Why in tunkett do
ye call him Filipino?
Farmer Dunk -sB'cuz he's always
runnin' away.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
A Theatrical Haunt.

Il suppose in your varied theatrical
experience" said the matinee girl, "you
have seen life in all the big cities. What
is your favorite haunt?"
well, really 'haunts' are not my
specially" replied Mr.. Barnes4Tormer,
although once Tdid play the ghost in
Observation-Disclosures Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
The Flies Are Wary,

Mrs. Goaph-My daughter, you
should cultivate a sweeter disposition
toward the young men. Remember
that vinegar never catches flies"
Miss Goaph-But, mamma, you al
ways cautioned me not to permit any
fly young men to call. - Baltimore
American,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

Mrs. Younghusband-I want some
Lamb.
Butcher Yes'm. Forequarter of
lamb, mam?
Mrs. Younghusband-Well, MOL
think three-quarters will be enough
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
A Clever Chap.

Brushe-Who is that solemn-looking
individual?
Penn-That's Graves. He writes pa
tent medicine ads. A clever chap he is.
too. He a describe a disease so that
the healthiest man alive will think he
has got it.-London Tit Bits,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
A Life Lesson.

James-My rejection taught me one
thing.
Harry What was that?
James-That a fellow never should
make his maiden proposal to a widow
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Very Neatly Put.

A city man complained bitterly of
the conduct of his son He related at
length to an old friend all the young
mans escapades.
you should speak to him with firm
ness and recall him to his duty" said
the friend.
But he pays not the least attention
to what | say. He listens only to the
advice OF idiots. l wish you would talk
to him."-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

1t will surprise you to experience the
benefit obtained by using the dainty
and famous little pills known as De-
Wits Little Early Risers. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Not for Cane No~>

Higgins-Why don't you go to Cape
Nome and get rich this summer?
Wiggins-I don't have to; I've got
allthe rooms in my summer hotel taken
tall October.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Of Course She Was

Nurse Girl lost track of the child,
mum, and
Good gracious! Why didn't you speak
to q policeman?
Nurse Girl was speaking to wan all
the tonne, mum.-Tit- Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
AckER'S DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
SOLD on

positive guarantee. Cures heartburn
raising Of the food, distress after eat.
Ing or any form Of dyspepsia. One lit.
tie tablet gives immediate relief. 81
cts. and so cts. r
For sale at Fischer's drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
We Trust He Got Him.

Why are you leaning so far out of
the window with that iron paper weight
in your hand?
Let me alone. There's an organ
grinder down there playing ''Therell
Be a Hot Time in the Old Town To-
night.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
M0kI TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE.

Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
OF the skin, producing a perfect COM
plexion, or money refunded. rs cts. and
10 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

Literary Genius-What is a good title
for that poem of mine beginning. "The
rose must pay its fragrance for the nec-
tar OF the moon?"
Market RepOrter-"A Dew Bill"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Loves CollHtorof.

So young Carter holds your written
consent for the hand Of your daughter.
What is the substance Of IT?
Two thousand dollars in 90 days.
Isn't going 10 worry you?
: The note won't II my daughter doesn't
protest.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
A Poor Reason,

why do you allude to your cousin
as Miss Trout, when that isn't her
name?" asked Hunker.
"Shs IL a freckled beauty" replied
Spatts.-Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

When you want a modern. u~p-to-date
physic try Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. Price. rs cents.
Samples free at Ireland's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Waited Mud.

did you ever try mud baths for
your rheumatism"
mo. I once ran for a political office,
but that was before rheumatism had
asserted itsslf."-Chicago Times,Her-
aid.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
His Only Fault.

Widow N.-Every man has his faults.
MY present roomer, for instance, is
sober, industrious, clearly and polite
but he absolutely refuses to marry me.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Proof Enough.

Have you any witnesses to this as
sault on you? asked the judge.
Yes, your honor; l was there myself,
answered Battered Billy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
A SamDle Pair.

What fools these earthly mortals be!
What freaks the human ace begets!
'Mong others Is the girl who paints
And the man who tackles cigarettes,
-ChicaGo Daily News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Along the Road.

To maxi life easy to the end
A man should have, l say,
some cash to spend and some to lend.
And some to tuck away
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
AcKER'S ENGLISH REMEDY WILL STOP
A COUGH

At any time, and will cure the worst
cold In twelve hours, or money refund
ed. Is cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
As Advertised.

You know Weightnsan, the big, stout
clerk at our store?
Yes. He must weigh over 200.
wen, ne saw an advertisement in the
paper, Fat folks reduced 81, and
answered it.
Didn't he hear from them?
On, yes. 1t was just as advertised.
that's good. How much has he been
reduced?
Why, $1.-Philadelphia Rnlletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Why, $1.-Philadelphia Bulletin.

My baby was terribly sick with the
d%iarrhoea," says J.. H. Doak, of Will
liams, Oregon. 1--WE were unable to cure
him with the doctors assistance. and
as a last resort WI tried Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
L am happy to say it gave immediate
relief and a competent cure" Fot sale
by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Trying on Her Nerves.

Have you suffered much Oh account
of the hot weather, Mrs. Murgatroyd?
Oh, yes! Terribly! My husband has
insisted IN sitting on our front porch
without a collar!-Chicago Times-Her-
aid.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
IF He II Lawyer.

Johnny-Paw, when q man expresses
an opinion, "a he collect express
charges on 1T?
Paw-He can-if he is a lawyer
Baltimore American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
LET YOUR
NEXT TRIP BE
SOUTHWARK! Via the
WABASH

THE..v,pr o, 81 on each ticket
w "A up service.
~ New York and Boston.
wv ask your Ticket Agent.
LAD i means where the Wabash run
Id there free Chair Cars? Yes, siri
LA Niagara Falls at same price.
x11G shortest and best to St. Louis.
WABASH.
r. r. HITCHCOCK,
General Agt., Pass. Dept,
Denve~, Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

A. the Seaside 1otsl.
Henry, aren't you going to order oat.
meal?
No, ma'am-no, stree! I'm out to en-.
Joy myself.-Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

You will never find n other pills so
prompt and so pleasant as D Witt's
Little Early Risers. Ireland's Fhar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Idealism in Affairs.

The idealist had been in the broker
age business for six months. Natur-
ally, failure was now staring him in the
face.
1t has been my theory, he said, that
the Ego is everything; the |, you know.
To the end that you have overlooked
the importance of the jay! we wittily
suggested.
At this the fellow smiled wanly; he
was too much broken to be angry.-De-
troit journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

MINING BLANKS, IN CONFORMITY
TO THE UNITED STATES AND
TERRITORIAL laws.
Amended location notice.
Agreement Of publisher.
Proof of labor.
Lode mining location.
Placer mining location.
Title bond to mining property.
Title Bono and Lease of Mining Prop
erty.
Mining deed.
Mining lease.
Coal declaratory statement.
Notice of right to water.
Forfeiture notices or publishing out
notice.
STOCK BLANKS. CONFORM TO THE
REGULATION ESTABLISHED
BY CATTLE SANITARY
BOARD.
Bill of sale, animals not bearing vend-
or's recorded brand.
Bill of sale, animals bearing vendors
recorded brand.
Certificate of brand.
Bill of sale, range delivery.
Authority to gather, drive and handle
animals bearing owner's recorded
brand.
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE BLANKS.
Auto de arresto.
Auto de prison.
Appeal bond.
Appeal bond, criminal.
Appearance bond.
Bond to keep the peace.
Declaration jurada.
Fianza para guardian la paz.
Forcible entry and d%etainer, summons.
Bond replevin.
Replevin writ.
Replevin %afidavii.
Peace proceedings, complaint.
Warrant.
Commitment, J.. P.
Attachment affidavit.
Attachment bond.
Attachment writ.
summons as garnishce.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

Execution, forcible entry and detainer,
Subpoena.
Capias complaint.
Search warrant.
Execution.
Justices
MISCELLANEOUS.
Bono for deed.
Bond, general form.
Bond Of Indemnity.
Notary's record.
Promissory notes.
Certificate of marriage.
Official bond.
Letters Of guardianship.
Administrators bond and path.
Declaration in assumpsit.
Declaration In assumpsit on note.
Sheriff's sale.
Satisfaction of mortgage.
Assignment of mortgage.
Application for license.
Lease.
Bargain and Sale Deed.
Lease on personal property.
Application for license. game and
gaming table.
Chattel mortgage.
Power Of attorney.
Acknowledgment.
Mortgage deeds.
Option.
Notice c. protest.
Notaries' notice of publication.
Guardians bond and oath.
Warranty deeds.
Quit claim deeds.
Sherin's flexible cover pocket docket.
Receipt books.
Laws Of N. M.-English and Spanish.
N. M. Supreme Court Reports.
Pattison's Forms Of Pleadings and
Practice.
SPANISH BLANKS.
Contrato de partido.
Notas-obligaciones.
Escritura de REMINGTON.
Documento Garantizado.
Hipoteca de bienes muebles.
Documento garantizado extenza forma
Documanto do hinofara
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

FARMING LANDS UNDER IRRIGATION SYSTEM.

In tracts a % acresa and upward, with perpetual water dghts-cheap and on easy
kinds grow to perfection.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
CHOICE PRAIRIE OR MOUNTAIN GRAZING LANDS.

Well watered and with good shelter, interspersed with fine ranches
raising grain and fruits. In size of tracts to suit purchaser.
LARGE PASTURES FOR LEASE, for long term of years, fenced
shipping facilities over two railroads.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

Our blanks Can also be bought of S. E. Newcomer,
Albuquerque: J.. Ross Forsythe. CerriIIos; Aragon
Bros, Alamogordo.
PRICES MADE KNOWN ON APPLICATION
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-08
Gov. Roosevelt the Husband.

1t was evident to any one who
watched the pale but rapturously hap
Ply face of Mrs. Roosevelt at the re-
publican national convention that
she was intensely proud of her dis
tinguished husband. At the time he
came to the platform to second Pres
ident McKinley's nomination the inn
mense throng Of delegates and spec
tators seemed carried beyond them
selves with enthusiasm, and the ap-
plause was simply deafening. He at
tempted two or three times to speak,
but his voice was lost in the noise
before it had travelled a yard Just
at the height of the excitement he
turned his head and caught sight of
the smiling face of his wife in the
gallery at the right Instantly there
came over his countenance an indie
scribable expression of recognition
Of her presence, and he gave her a
smile and a wave of his hand which
said, as plainly as words, "You share
the honor with me!"-Abby G. Baker
in the September Woman's Home
Companion.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-08

THE sQUIRE'S DARLING.

BY BERTHA M. CLAY.

some of the beauties of Blrley TO me!
l can only see with a soldiers eye. !"
He went straight up to her and offer
ed her his arm.
eve soldiers are not poets, he said;
"and I always think it requires poet
or an artist to appreciate the beauties
of a summer wood"
IT am neither" she replied, laugh
ingly.
"You could be both,' he said, quick
ly; and then they followed Lady
Marche through the green glades OF
Birley. @
Violet Ruthers had watched it all.
She saw the quick resentment flush
in Sir Rupert's face, then fade away
into grave, patient sadness. She went
up to him with a warm, bright smile
on her beautiful face.
t'They have left us alone she said.
'Shall we make the best of each
other?"
They followed the numerous party,
but Violet Ruthers soon found she had
gained nothing. Her companion never
lost his grave, patient sadness.
1t was so beautiful far down in the
deep green glades. The sunlight came
filtered through the thick foliage; the
ground beneath their feet was a carpet
of wild flowers luebells and hya-
cinths, the pale strawberry blossom,
and purple foxgloves. Overhead, where
the thick branches meet, the birds were
singing as though love and hope were
dawning for them.
II would rather be a soldier than a
poet" said Sybil, suddenly, as they
walked slowly over the flowers.
@Why?" he asked, looking at the
lovely, innocent face.
Because I like action better than
thought she replied. II should like
a bright, stirring life, every moment
quite full-do you understand?
Yes" he said, Il understand. Is
your life not stirring and active?
should have thought. so.'
"Ah! no. she replied; II am very
happy, because every one loves and is
kind to me; but it is very quiet happi-
ness, something like that the birds
and flowers enjoy"
Yet the time was coming when she
looked back to that quiet happiness
as a haven of rest.
.sAnd you want more?" he asked.
Yes she cried, her beaming count
enance flashing; II want more. I
want brightness, music, pomp, gayety,
pleasure all that other people enjoy!"
Can you not have them?" he asked
again.
And the girls bright face fell as she
thought of her quiet home at Glynn,
and the quiet home offered her at The
Hide. He saw the change, and some
thing like triumph thrilled the false,
vain heart.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-08
Imoqene.

Sad sons of woe, the weird wind
weaves. u AZ 49,
And murmur sweet and low
In tender sympathy the leaves
And tinkling brook below.
For Imogene no longer strays
Beneath the grateful shade.
Her eyes illumined by the rays
OF -light-half afraid. 0
The listening flowers and brook and
trees
Her secret should divine.
And then the idle, tattling breeze
To publish it decline.
Funeral songs the weird wind weaves,
The dirge of broken hearts.
In strain in which it always grieves
For souls when torn apart.
Yet family, sweetly, from afar
There breathes another strain.
"In spite of every earthly bar
Your souls can ne'er be twain"
"When welcome Death with icy finger
Unlocks thy prison door,
Your souls will not an instant linger
Till met to part no more"
-Winifred d'Estecourte Sackville
Stoner.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-08
CHAPTER vi.
ga Woman's Heritage of Love and
Sorrow Was Failing on Her."

SIS that the sound of falling water?'
asked Captain Ayrton, suddenly.
Eyes. The chief pride of Birley is
the spring and the brook replied Sy-
bill. Imagine a brook that springs
from pretty, picturesque waterfall,
and runs through, I may say, miles of
flowers, singing all the way
''Let us go and see it, said Captain
Ayrton. II am fond Of water
She took him down a broad path
across a dell. where fern-leaves grew
tosa great height, and then they stood
by the brook-side.
Il am sure. you must be tired" he
said, CALAMITY. LET me make you a
throne"
He cleared the debris of leaves and
flowers from part Of the messy bank,
and Sybil sat down upon it, and he sat
by her side.
They were silent for a few minutes,
1ietening to the musical ripple Of the
little brook.
What did they talk of? What do
the young, the beautiful, and happy
always speak of when the sun shines
ami the birds sing? Sybi1 Jocelyn sat
down by the brook-side an innocent,
dreamy child; she rose woman, with
love and passion Weakening in her
heart, and making wild, sweet music
there.
He was skilled in the ways of Win
ming women's hearts-none better.
He knew what to say and how to look.
He knew the value of every infection
of his musical voice, of every flash OF
his dreamy blue eyes. Winning hearts
had been a pleasant pastime for him,
for women were all kind to him, for
the sake of his fair, handsome face.
When they were won, he never scrll-
trampled upon them quite remorseless-
ly as he had just done upon the sweet
Wild flowers.
He did not. say it in words; he was
too clever for that. He made Sybil
understand life had only begun for
him that morning; that she had been
a very revelation Of beauty to him, and
that life would cease when her pres
ence died from him. He quoted sweet
passionate words from poets she had
never read He used all the arts in
his power, and in the lovely conscious
face he read that they were successful.
He paid her more compliments in that
half-hour than Sir Rupert had done in
his whole life; and looking at him. she
believed him to be the gayest and
brightest, the truest, kindliest man
upon earth.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-08
The Silent searchers.

When, the y darkness of night has
E fallen, k4
And the birds are fast asleep,
An army of silent searches
From the dusky shadows creep;
And. over the quite meadows.
Or amid the waving trees, -
They wander about with their tiny
lamps
That flash in the evening breeze.
And this army of silent searches,
Each with his Pickering light,
Wanders about till the morning
Has driven away the night.
What treasures they may be seeking
No man upon earth can know;
Perhaps tbs the home of the FAIRIES,
Who lived in the long ago.
For an ancient legend tells us
That once, when the fairy king
Had summoned his merry minstrels
At the royal feast to sing,
The moon, high over the tree-tops,
With the stars, refused to shine,
And an army with tiny torches
Was called from the oak and pine.
And when by the imps of darkness,
The fairies were chased away,
The army began its searching
At the close of a dreary day;
Through ali the years that have
followed,
The seekers have searched the night,
Piercing the gloom of the darkness
With the flash of their magic light.
Would you see the magical army?
Then come to the porch with me!
Yonder, among the hedges,
And near the maple tree,
Over the fields of clover,
And down in the river damp,
The fire-fies search till the morning,
Each with his Pickering lamp.
Henry Ripley Dorr.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-08
WOMEN DRINK TOO MUCH.
Charge That They Are Acquiring
Habits of intemperance.

Charge That They Are Acquiring
Habits of intemperance.
There are many women from higher
classes of society going to the House
of the Good Shepherd voluntarily to
get away from liquor.
Peppermint drunkards are usually
women. They are very difficult to
cure. When drunk to excess the pep
permint preparations have the same
effect upon the system as has absinthe.
The habit of drinking light wines
among the women of the upper classes
and of beer drinking among those Of
the lower classes is growing. They
all meet on the common level of
whisky, however. Radical measures
are needed to check it"
Mrs. M. T. Lake of st. Louis has
raised a storm about her ears by de-
claring that intemperance is alarm
ingly on the increase among society
women. She says: cat many after
noon teas Intoxicating liquor has taken
the place of tea to noticeable extent.
There is where the young debutantes
begin to acquire the taste for stimu-
lants. 1t is added to by the wine
served at their dinners. Soon they do
not care to eat unless they have their
cocktails first. The rest follows as a
matter of course. There is but one
sure cure stop the manufacture Of
intoxicating liquor.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-08
In the Ear North.

With a bright smile the beautiful
Eskimo girl left us to join the merry
throug in the ballroom.
''Your daughter is a gay butterfly"
I exclaimed, desiring to be very COM
plimentary.
For my part don't think much of
this social life" replied the mother,
with sudden vehemence. "The idea
of dancing every night away along in
March, and then lying in bed the next
day until Aug. /, or such a matter!"
It was on my tongue to say that
these young people had too much
latitude, but checked myself
Detroit Journal
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-08
Must Be Broad-Minded.

Mrs. Dinks-Isn't Colonel De Fite
very broad-minded man?
Mrs. Links-I supposed he must be;
the jokes he gets off are always so ex-
tremely broad.-Detroit Free Press.
The Helmer Milling plant at Fond
du Lac, together with large elevator
adjoining containing 10000 bushels of
grain, burned. Loss $65,00O.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-08
His Idea of Institutions.

The Orator-My friends, the trusts
are engaged in a dastardly attempt to
destroy our institutions!
Weary Watkins WE'LL I hope they'll
stop at tearin' down the penitentiaries
an leave the porehouses alone.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-08

Belle-Did the minister kiss you?
The Bride Every pretty)-Of course.
Have you never seen his wife?-Smart
Set.