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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
At Shrine.

Every now and then a great change
sweeps over the social world, and M
such has taken place during the sea-
son whose epitaph has just been writ
ten. For once more the girl has come
to her own, the maiden has been rein.
stalled, and the young matron, pretty,
piquant, attractive al she may be, has
had to Enthusiastically stand aside in
her favor. The change is welcome.
The young married woman has had 1t
all her own way far too long, and the
girl has not been improved during the
time she has had to stand aside and
see every eligible drawn into the train
Of her sister already rangee.
Freed from the restrictions Of maid
enhood, better dressed, less hampered
,conversationally and no longer dan
gerous from the matchmaking point Of
view, the young matron naturally has
great advantages v the girl, and for
q few seasons it has been she alone
who has commanded the attention and
the admiration Of the other sex. She
has had it all her own way at balls and
at the country house parties-in fact.
at all times and in all places. But by
one of those sudden and inexplicable
revolutions Of the social wheel the turn
Of the merry maiden has again come
round.
During the past season the girl has
triumphantly danced and dined and
flirted and been petted and fattered
and duly married OF, while the young
matron has looked on. And, having
won her place, she must see that she
keeps 1t. Man is a tickle creature. His
moods need to be studied, and the mar.
ried woman's experience teaches her
ever to be on the lookout for the least
ahadow Of turning.-Pittsburg Dis
patch.
t4sNI ..a.aHI-# @n --- @l+NsUm E4
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
An Editors Life Saved by Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy.

During the early part of October, 1896,
/ contracted a bad cold which settled on
my lungs and vas neglected until l
feared that consumption had appeared
In an incipient state. l was constantly
coughing and trying to expel something
which | could not. | became alarmed
and after giving the local doctor a trial
bought a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the result was immediate
improvement, and after l had used three
bottles my lungs were restored to their
healthy state.-B. S. EDWARDS, Pub
Usher of The Review, Wyant, III. For
sale by A. G. Ireland. d.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
He Couldn't Hold It All.

Madam, said the tramp, as a middle
aged lady came to the door in response
to his knock, would you give a poor old
man a bite to eat?
Why replied the lady, you are certainly
able to earn a living. You don't look
very old.
Looks are often deceitful lady. an.
swered the wanderer. | am old enough
to be your grandfather.
A moment later he was seated In the
kitchen and nothing she had in the
pantry was too good for him. Chicago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

: Nasal Catarrh quickly yields to treat
ment by Elys Cream Balm, which is agree
ably aromatic. It is received through the
n~ostrils, cleanses and heals the whole sur
face over which it diffuses itself. druggists
sell the 800. size; Trial size by mail, 10
cents. Test it and you are sure to continue
the treatment.
Announcement.
To accommodate those who arc partial
to the use Of atomizers in applying liquids
into the nasal.rassages for catd,ahsk truts-
bles, the proprietors prepare Cream Balm in
liquid form, which will he known as Ely's
Liquid Cream Balm, Price including the
spraying tube is Is cents. Druggists Or BY
mail The liquid form smbodies the med
isinAlvgspssass = the solid reepAsasoa.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache. Pains In various parts
Of the body, Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach, Loss of appetite, Feverish-
ness. Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences Of impure blood. No matter
how it became so, 1t must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
scrofulous or syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. 1t is certainly a
wonderful remedy. and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
An Enemy's Work.

Genevieve st. Clair, suspectlng moth
ing, partook freely of the arsenic she
had received through the mails.
Her complexion was Immediately
benegtte.
Butpresently her teeth began tcdecay.
Could it be that there was candy con-
cealed In the arsenic? faltered Gene
We've, in sudden alarm.
The reflection that she was too beauti-
full not to have lady enemies did not
serve to render her any the less uneasy.
Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
The Poet Again.

Still further wanders the poet atield,
and paused not until he came upon the
figure of another farmer.
The mar with the hoe, in sooth!
sighed the poet, confidently.
Why don't you call a spade a spade?
cried the farmer, with much heat and
quite unreasonably.
For although the truth of the matter
was that the farmer was digging for
ishbait, of course it was not to be ex-
pected that the poet would take cog.
nizance OF this-Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
Danger Of q. business Education.

This love letter that you wrote to me,
she said, and then paused inquiringly.
Well, what of 1t? he asked.
noticed, she answered, that 1t has
been manifolded.
Hang 1t all! he exclaimed, as he
jammed his hat down on his head and
started for the door: | never did be-
lleve In giving women a business educa-
tic n.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
RED HOT FROM THE GUN

Was the ball that hit G. B. Steadman,
of Newark. Mich, In the Civil War. 1t
caused horrible Ulcers that no treat
ment helped for 20 years. Then Buck
lens Arnica Salve cured him. Cures
Cuts. Bruises, Burns. Boils, Felons.
Corns, Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure
earth. Is cte. . boz. Cure suarar-
iced, aoid BY Fischer 4 Co, druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
The brick, ] asserted, is genuine

II the reader of this should chance to
know of any n who is subject to at
lacks of bilious collie he can do him no
greater favor than to tell him of Cham
b~erlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1t always gives prompt relief.
For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

j. l. Berry, Loganton, Pa. writes, 81
an willing to take my oath that I was
cured Of pneumonia entirely by the use
of One Minute Cough Cure after doctors
failed. 1t also cured my children of
whooping cough" Quickly relieves and
cures coughs, colds, Group, grippe and
throat and lung troubles. Children all
oh ruonv
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
Fine Tackle,

The Insurance Agent-Well. I wrote
five thousand on Olesport yesterday.
The Other Agent-What! was after
him for a year.
"You didn't know how to tackle him.
! went at him with . proposition to bet
him IS, 900 against the amount Of the
first payment that he would live another
year.-Indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
why He Weakened.

Yes, explained the old family servant,
Marse Willim died of Disappointment.
Desc new, col winters in the south Is
what kilt him. When he see his whis-
key froze, and he had to swaller 1t In
cracked ice, he heave a deep sigh en-
give up the ghos!--Atlanta Constitu-
ton,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
WORKING NIGHT AND DAY

WO1tfAI1NO 1VI01I1 <A4ND O11
The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made Is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Every pill is a sugar-coated
globule of health, that changes weak
ness into strength, listlessness into en-
ergy, brain-fag into mental power.
They're wonderful in building up the
health. Only 25c per box. Sold by
Fischer & Co.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA.
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion. makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and 80 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store. {.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
She Understood Too Late.

No, she haughtily replied, 1 would not
think OF marrying . man to reform him!
The look he gave her was terrible.
You are right! he said, In q strange
voice, The only way to reform q man
is to be kind to him!
! Then he strobe away, leaving her
numb with the consciousness that the
horse was on her all right-Detroit Jour
nal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
81 think I would go crazy with pain

II think ! would 60 crazy with pain
were 1t not for Chamberlain's Palm
Balm" writes Mr.. w. q. Stapleton,
Herminie, Pa. II have been afflicted
with rheumatism for several years and
have tried remedies without number, but
Palm Balm is the best medicine l have
got hold Of" One application relieves
the pain. For sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

l.. T. Travis, Agent Southern R. R.,
Selma, Ga, writes, II can not say too
much in praise of One Minute Cough
Cure. In my case it worked like a
charm" The only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. Cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, and all
throat and lung troubles. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
The Reason of Their Success.

Grimes-The chances are Of a widow
marrying again against a single woman
getting a husband.
Burns-That is because q widow Is
content to regard men as pretty much
all alike, while a single wastes
all her time trying to find n who is
different from all others. Boston Tran
script.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
Her Tale of Woe.

Plainly the fates were against her.
ALAS" she sighed, st is impossible
for ME to be up-to-date."
"How SOP" they asked.
II can not spell my name with a ",
she answered. There is Maybelle and
Ethyl and ElIyn and Mayme and Harry
cite and Kayte and all the rest of them
right in style, while l alone must remain
old-fashioned. Why, oh why, was l
named Maude?"
Then she buried her face in her hands
and sobbed bitterly.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
Feminine Charity.

Clara-They say Nell is going to mar
ny a man old enough to be her grand
father.
Maude-Is it possible! l didn't sup
pose there was a man living that old
Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
The Article,

Percy-Have you aver loved before?
Edith-No, Percy! I have often ad-
mired mentor their strength, courage,
beauty, intelligence, or something like
that; but with you, Percy, 1t is all love-
nothing else,-Puck,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
UuselAsh Girls.

Father-Look here. You gals have
got to share that n light between you
and your beaus. Can't afford a light in
bota rooms.
The Gals lin one voice)-She can have
it all herself News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware
OF counterfeit and worthless salve Of
fsrsd for DsWitta Witch Hazel Halve.
DsWittt IL the only originsl. An fn.
fallible cure for plles and ell skin dis.
eassa. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
Looking ON the Bright Side.

Professor Sumner says that only 10 per
cen of the marriages are happy ones,
Well, replied the sweet young thing,
event In the Ease let us remember that the
odds on marital happiness are about 10
per cent better than those OF a spinster-
hood, Chicago Post,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

II am indebted to One Minute Cough
Cure for my health and life. 1t cured
me OF lung trouble following grippe"
Thousands owe their lives to tho prompt
action Of this never failing remedy. 1t
cures coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis,
pneumonia, grippe and throat and lung
troubles. Ito early use prsvents con-
sumption. Il b the only harmless rem.
edy thst gfves immediate results. Ire
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

Her Mother-Don't you find Jack
Wheeler rather rough, Priscilla?
Priscilla Yes, m And yet he
says he shaves every day.-Harlem Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

The modern and most effective cure
for constipation and all liver troubles
the famous little pills known as DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
WOMAN AND HOME.
THE CELEBRATED TEACHER OF A
FAMOUS OLD SCHOOL.

The Adaptable GirI-FOrget the I'm
pleasant Things-The Secret OF Her
Popularity-The ChiId's Real Home.
A Husband For Every woman.
Among the many clever women i'll Chi
cage whose names are known because Of
their works there is no one more clever
and interesting than Mrs. Martha Foote
Crowe. Aside from her unusual ability
and the place she has attained among
people of note by virtue Of it, she is A
m with a charming personality. She
has an exquisitely refined face, dignited
poise and gracious manner, all Of which
give her that grand dame air that IS so
rarely met with in this day and age and
that is SO altogether delightful. This
alone would distinguish her in any social
circle she might choose to grace; but, to-
gether with the work she has done, it
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

The Youth could die for you!
The Soubrette-I've got too many
dead ones on the list now.-Indianapolis
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
Realistic Music.

Any new features at the musicale?
Oh, yes; Mr.. Brisque sang old Ken
lucky Home with a pistol obligato.-
indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
DYSPEPSIA CAN Be CURED BY USING
ACkER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
FUNDED. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
rs cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
A Mixed Art.

Cousin Kitty, what Is rag-time music?
/ can't tell you Dickey; but it sounds
Iust like mince pie tastes.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in my case Of
coughs, colds or Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03
During Lection Time

A certain candidate was soliciting the
sutfrages of the electors as a farmer. In
proof that he was a farmer, he showed
a gold brick which he had once bought,
But knew he was an imposter, and
at the proper time / publicly exposed
him.
The brick, ] asserted, is genuine
gold.
The fellow did not dare deny; he was
covered with confusion, and had no
standing after hi t.-Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

Dyspepsia Cure

Digests what you eat.
1t artificially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon
structing the exhausted digestive Or
gans. It's the latest discovered digest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach 1t in efficiency. 1t in
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache, Gastralgia, Cramps and
all other results of imperfect digestion.
Price Soc. and 81. Large size contains ~ times
small size. Book all aboutdyspepsia mailed free
Prepared by E. c. Dewitt 6 co. Chicago.
Ireland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

SClOuSlleSS anu TOOl IUunu tueFp. IL Is as
tonishing how these things do take root
and how, when we seem to have forgot
ten them, they suddenly rise aud confron
us. Perhaps when we are feeling GU
best and happiest the shadow looms up
bringing back a vivid reminder of the ole
condition.
To learn to forget it is to form til,
habit of having nothing to remember, anc
that is the most blessed Of all states. w,
cannot reach this beautiful goal at
bound, but we can trudge along frithfuli,
and comfortably every day and have !
good time on the trip il we only will t
have it.
The other day a hurrying man stepped
on a woman's trailing lace gown and tore
a slit of half a yard or more in the skirt
He wasn't to blame. If women will car
pet the sidewalks with silk and lace, tho
inevitable consequences are zone too hare
for them. But how that woman did scolt
as she gathered up her despoiled inery
A small newsboy, crying the evening
newspapers, who had been an interested
witness of the accident, at last yelled out
"Why don't you stop your jawing and
forget it?"
Here was common sense, philosophy
science, and there was-well, probably a
very lovely woman when her lace feelings
were not lacerated by "a horrid, awk
ward BOBBY of a man." That is what
she called him.
There Is a sowing and reaping sermon
in this incident, but space forbids, SO we
shall have to forget it"-Eleanor Kirk.
The Secret of Her Popularity.
"A charming and popular woman is the
greatest blessing of humanity" remarked
an observing man the other day. But a
popular woman will never disclose the Sc.
cret of her popularity that others may
benefit by it and the world thus be made
brighter. Would you object to telling me
the secret of your popularity" said he,
turning to a society woman neat by. She
replied: II think the secret is due to the
fact that write notes. When | hear OF
a young woman's coming marriage or het
engagement is announced, l write 4 few
lines OF consratulation. If a friend is III,
| write a note Of sympathy. If there is a
uedtH III tHc ldlliif, L WIllc IL Ietttl VI
condolences. If a woman has any joy OIL
sorrow come to her. l remember it with a
few words on a sheet Of paper. 1t really
takes very little time if kept up properly
and is SO heartily appreciated, you
know"
"Thank you," said the man. "You have
explained why you are a favorite with
women. Now will you tell me why men
find you so charming"
"a man is a very sensitive creature,
but women, as a rule, overlook this fact.
A man does not like to be reminded Of his
shortcomings any more than q woman
does. | always try to talk to every man
as be talks to me, and l treat young men
as If they were old and old men as If
they were young. l can think Of no other
reason for my popularity" said she.-
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-03

Hombran4 Nest0res the
Veil Large 6Ike, so cents At
ia! 6ias, 10 cents by mall.
WaEssn ssfsst New York.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1900-05-31

his kit and arms, an average weight
of 322 pounds. The average cost is
$3.50.
The horses usually are bought when
four years old. They receive six
months training by rough riders be-
fore they are passed out OF the riding
school as efficient
They are trained in patches of IA
and treated with every patience and
kindness. AS the soldier has only
one hand to manage his horse, most
of the guiding Is done by pressure of
the knees; to this the horse soon
learns to answer perfectly.
The horse is, of course, trained TO
stand fire. A carbiue or cannon is
fred close to his head and he is per-
shaded to smell the powder and the
smoking weapon. Thus his natural
timidity is soon overcome. Horses
take to soldering readily They soon
pick up the drill and never forget it.
Each knows every bugle call and
answers it as promptly as his rider.
Their stabling is excellent. A sol
dleTs horse always looks well IN
stable. In England he presents his
head, not his tail, to the spectator
This tends to rapidly Of turning out
and prevents the brute from breath
ing his own breath. OF course he is
turned round to his feed.
Every horse has his number and in
addition his riders pet name. BY
his stall hangs his full kit, including
two spare shoes, which every trooper
carries OF compressed forage and
horse biscuit a weeks supply is also
carried. As a prepa alton for long
days work the trooper wraps piece
of raw meat round his horses bit
Entering the army at I years old,
he is superannaated at l.. Butrarely
does a horse serve his fall ten years.
His average military life is six and a
half years, after which he enters civil
employment.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1900-05-31

Robert Gauthony asked Weldon
Grossmith to read a play which Can
thony had written. Mr.. Grossmith
took the comedy, but lost it on his
way home.
'Night after night" he says. 81
would meet Ganthouy and he would
ask uee how liked his play. 1t was
awful; the perspiration used to come
out on my forehead as I'd say some
times, 4 haven't had time to look at
it yet, or, again, The first act was
good, but l can't stop to explain,
etc. must catch train That play
was the bane of my existence and
haunted me even in my dreams"
Some months passed, and Ganthony,
who is a merry wag, still pursued him
without mercy. AT last it occurred
20 Mr.. Grossmith that he might have
eft the comedy in the cab on the
night it was given to him. He went
do y to Scotland Yard and inquired.
oh, yes" was the reply. "Play
Il. atked with Mr.. Ganthony's name;
So 1t i ack to owner four months ago,
a. soon as found. London, Weekly
Telegraph