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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26
POPULAR SCIENCE.

It is supposed that the average depth
Of sand in the deserts OF Africa is from
30 TO 40 feet.
Humus is the name applied to the
partially decomposed organic (animal
and vegetable matter Of the soil. 1t is
the principal source of nitrogen in the
soil.
oyster outlets will soon be on the
menu of the Pacific states. Fifty bar
rels of the famous Yezo oysters of
Japan, which grow to the length Of a
foot. will be planted in the tidewater
of Washington and Oregon.
Two French physicians Sappeller
and Thebault, think they have found a
specific serum against alcoholism. The
serum is derived from a horse, which
has been primarily rendered alcoholic
by artificial means" and gives to the
dipsomaniac a lasting distaste for alco-
holic drink.
People struck by a new car fender
cannot roll under the wheels, the fender
being held in a vertical position in
front of the car, and pivoted in such
a manner that a blow on its face
causes it TO fall backward and assume
horizontal position, with the front edge
raised TO hold the person.
Birds can be eolored, according to
DR.. Sauermaun, an Austrian, by sup
plying them with food dyed with ami
line. He obtained pigeons ofabeautiful
red with Northumberland
and others of a fine blue with methyl vi
olet, which is a mixture Of the hydro
chlorides of acknowledgements
line and heNamethylpararosaniline.
Canaries can be clad in rainbow colors.
\ pair Of elephant tusks, the largest
on record, was found recently in the
Kilimandjaro district in Africa and
bought for an American museum for
$4,000. The larger tusk measures 10
feet 4 inches along the outer curve and
weighs 235 pounds; the other is a trife
shorter, and weighs ten pounds less
The record tusk before these was 9 feet
inches long and is now in England.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26
PERSONAL MENTION.

Speaker Henderson often employs
the first person in making a ruling, an
act which has been characterized as q
pronounced soleeism."
Robert J. Burdette. Jr.. is said 10 in
herit much Of his fathers ability. He
is at present a student at Hayerford
college and has recently contributed
several bits of humorous verse TO New
York papers.
Some Of the wise men of Boston have
been asked TO say who in their opinion
is the greatest man the nineteenth CEN
fury has produced. Most Of them vote
for Abraham Lincoln. Others whose
claims are recognized are Darwin.
Spencer, Bismarck, Gladstone and Ed
ison.
DR.. William II. Kendrick. who re-
Gently died in indianapolis, was sup
posed to have died "a years before in
Washington, and was really robed for
the grave when he recovered conscious
ness in his coffin. He insisted that he
had really died. and by two angels was
conveyed TO Heaven, the glances of
which, he said, were inconceivable 10
mortal eye. just as he was becoming
accustomed to celestial bliss the angels
sped with his spirit back to earth and
lodged ii again in his body.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26
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Sent Free for The Askir!
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sealing pain in passing H. hs-5i-st. 4
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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26
USES FOR LEMONS.

A teaspoonful Of the juice in a cup
of black coffee viii almost certainly
relieve bilious headache.
Lemon juice Outward application
will allay the irritation caused by the
bites Of gnats or flies.
a dash Of lemon juice in plain water
is an excellent tooth wash. II not only
removes tartar, but sweetens the
breath.
Lemon peel land also orange) should
all be saved and dried. They are a cap
ital substitute for kindling wood. A
handful will revive a dying fire.
The juice of a lemon in hot water, on
awakening in the morning, is an ex-
cellent liver corrective, ana for stout
women is better than any antifat medi-
cine ever invented.
Glycerin and lemon juice, half and
half, on a bit of absorbent cotton, is
the best thing in the world wherewith
to moisten the lips and tongue of a
fever-parched patient.
The finest of manicure acids is made
by putting a teaspoonful of lemon Juice
in a cupful of warm water. This re-
moves most stains from the fingers and
nails and loosens the cuticle more sat
isfactorily than can be done by the use
of a sharp instrument.
Lemon juice and salt will remove rust
stains from linen without injury to the
fabric. Wet the stains with the mix
ture and put the article in the sun.
Two or three applications may be nee
essary if the stain is of long standing,
but the remedy never fails.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26
IF YOU GO TO PARIS.

Don't take much baggage.
Don't go without your wife
Don't cable home for money
Don't go near the American ban
Don't go about in bicycle cloths
Don't try to do the exposition /
day.
Don't hire one of the guides ia 4
street.
Don't be afraid to ask question, AZ
where.
Don't take counterfeit money IN,
walters.
Don't go around to shops viii d
interpreter.
Don't get into public eoarglr-
that are full
Don't expect TO get things cheap I
the exposition.
Af1A stay an Ntit tI4AE III t+s ~
where you sleep.
Don't give a large bill 20 q vliig
a crowded restaurant.
Don't be ashamed TO study BlsA4
and other guide books.
Don't reyile because things Ru
just as they are at home.
Don't imagine that every ianF|
hotelkeeper is trying to rob y9a
Don't give excessive tips, and q
try TO avoid giving them aitose'is
Don't venture into a f8sal1l
restaurant unless you have 0s
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26

At the fork OF the road. before choosing his
track,
He will question and daily ald wonder:
But when once in the wrong way. beyond
going back,
He chAtes to have made such a blunder.
At the hour Of decision his cleverness flies
But his uext days wisdom is always a.
wisN
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26
wonderful Prosperity.

New York Mani hear you've had
prosperous times in the west.
Ohio MAXWELL. i should say sol
Why, potatoes grew so large this year.
that they're mistaken 'em for pump
kins.-Yonkers Statesman.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26

Now, what must l do with this
wedding cake to dream Of it?" asked
a gushing damsei Of matter-of fact
young man.
Just eat It; that's ALL" was the re-
ply.-Tit-Bits.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26
TronbIe In sIght

Clark know now exactly how q
defaulter feels when he stands on the
verge Of discovery.
Green-Why, what?
Clark-When my wife went away
she told me TO be sure and have the
plumbing overhauled while she was
gone. l forgot il till this minute. and
she'll be home tomorrow. - n. Y.
World.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26
Defeated AmhItlnn-

IF I could write my c-lntrys songs"
He said. "'twere all Id crave:
Let others die as heroes die.
Give ms poets graver'
Yet others write his country's songs
And strive and starva and hope,
And he Is rich and has hts name
Upon a brand OF soap
Chicago Tlmes-Herald.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26
A Neces.nrr Reauisite.

Dorothy had never seen any pump
kin pie until her first visit TO the
country. and TO her grandmother's
asking her if she'd have piece the
little girl replied: ''No, / thank you.
l never eat pie without a roof on it,"
Judge.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26

Pat-An honest man is the noblest
work av God.
Mike-Thrue fer We! But there's
lots ay honest men that wouldn't be
so honest if they would only tell the
truth about thimsilyes!-Puck.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26

A bright little boy who went % school.
Ana was up 70 all sorts OF tricks.
discovered that 9, when upside down,
Looks just like the figure G.
80 when asked his age by a visitor
The blight little boy said.
why. / am 2 wher I stand on my feet,
And when | stand on my head"
Buffalo News
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26

Willie" said his mother, "are You
making the baby cry2"
Nom" replied the boy. am hold
I'm my hand over her mouth 70 make
her stop."-Philadelphia North Amer
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26
Collapse.


causes collapse. 1t "
IS worry-the outcome of a low condition
OF the nervous system and inadequate
nutrition which generally causes col
lapse. The collapse seems sudden. but
IN reality It is a slow process. The ston-
ach and organs Of digestion and nutri-
ton are diseased, the nourishment in the
food eaten is only partially extracted and
lmpertectly assimilated The blood be-
comes impure; the very fOunt of life is
poisoned, and some day all the faculties
and functions go on a strike. That's
collapse. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery cures diseases of the organs of
digestion and nutrition, purifes the
blood and builds up the weak body with
sound healthy flesh
HI was cured Of very bad case Of indigestion.
associated with torpid liver, by the use of DR.
PieTces Golden Medical Discovery, - writes Mr.
q. b Bird, OF Burnside, Putnam Co W Va
'Before began the Use Of Golden Medical Dis
covery / had no appetite; could not sleep. nor
work but very little bowels Constructed and life
felt so well that ! went to work but soon got
worse 50 ] used II about eight weeks longer,
when was permanently cured
DR.. Pierce's Medical Adviser is sent
pre- on receipt Of stamps to pay cost of
mailing only. Send ~ oue-eent stamps
for paper covered book, or AT stamps for
cloth, to DR.. X. v Pierce, Buffalo. n. Y.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26

Mistress-I can't really allow you to
receive your sweetheart in the kitchen
any longer.
Mary-Thauk you, mum, kindly, but
he's too bashful for the parlor.-Any
SIoper.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26

Did your friend, the doctor. operate
successfully on old Mr.. Golddust?"
oh, yes, he has been paid in adj
vance. Cincinnati Commercial Trib-
lne.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-07-26
SAVINGS FUNDS INVESTED
40 $50 $50
GUARANTEED.

Established 1889. Capital Stock, $50, OOO.OO
The many Vermont holders for the past tsa
years OF our
Guaranteed Investment Bonds
and Savings Certificates
can testify as to their safety, promptness and do
STABILITY. Interest payable semi-anuualiy.
No investor in our Bonds or Certificates has
ever lost penny OF principal or interest, but has
received the interest when due. during expansion
and boom, decline and depression. stringencJ
and panic.
We have had for ten years investors iu the
following and other towns In Vermont;
Montpelier East Calais Groton, Cornth.
Barre, Lyndonyille, Pawlet Gouldsyille, Cabot
Newport koyaltou, Glover Barton, Stowe Ran
dolph, South PeaCham, Mclndoes Falls, St. Johns
bury, Craitsbury, Waterbury Bristol. Berlin
Middiesex, Rochester, Mortified. East Warren
North Calais, Planfeld, Mclndoes, South Rye
gate St Adams, Wells Bellows Falls, Waterbury
Center, Jacksonville, Albany Center, Marshhed
and Barnard.
Funds can be deposited. awaiting delivery 81
bonds or certificates. with the First National Bank
OF Montpelier Vermont, and We will allow inter.
est from date Of deposit
Wute Tor information aud descriptive eireu.
lars to 8
The Vermont Savings Investment c.
Montpelier, Vermont
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
TO CURE FELONS.
Painful Experiences Of Two .Ien Who
Had Them and How They
Were Relieved.
bad end

City officials don't always talk about
public business. They sometimes swap
personal experiences, and the other
day two OF the public's servants got to
discussing felons-the kind of felons
that make peoples hands and fingers
sore. says the Detroit Free Press.
Il once had a felon in the middle of
my hand" said one. 1T was so pain
full that / couldn't sleep for three
weeks, because there was a throb of
pain with every pulsation. IT began
with little hard lump in the middle of
the hand. ] first noticed it in Chicago,
and told hotel physician about it.
III fix that for you said he, and he
brought out a fine sharp lancet
Through some slip he sent that knife
clean through my hand and into his
own. The pain was so sharp that had
hit him in the eye before | knew what
was doing and he went on his back
Naturally. apologized He got a pair
o: black eyes, and my felon got worse.
No doctor would lance it then, for three
weeks. When the felon was finally
opened ] fell asleep on the instant. and
nobody could wake me. They had TO
carry me. asleep, out of the Doctors
Office TO carriage, and didn't wake
up for So hours. The doctor told me
! had suffered as much pain as if / had
had leg and two arms cut off. Idon't
want the experience again"
The other official said: Il used to be
a druggist. and while in that occupa-
ton / noticed a recipe for the cure of
felons. 1t consisted Of one part car
bolie acid TO 16 parts ordinary whit
ing. with enough good olive oil TO make
a putty. This was to be put around
the finger with the felon on it. FIRST
tried II on a teamster, who could hard
" work on account of a sore thumb.
1t absolutely cured him in a week. Ny
father was a physician. and tried the
prescription on number of patients.
and il always either greatly relieved
the pain or cured the felon. In most
cases it was found unnecessary TO lance
the finger after the putty had been
used"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
CAME TO A BAD END.
Mind OF the Reporter Was Too Vivid
and Now He's a BIOated Trust
Director.

''The most incorrigible fal1ir that
ever spilled ink on a daily paper is
at present a director in big trust in
the northwest" said an old reporter to
a New Orleans Times-DemOcrat man.
The way he got out of the newspaper
business was rather peculiar, and as
the story is now pretty generally for
gotten it may be worth telling. He
had persuaded one of the big north
ern dailies 10 send him on a trip TO
Hawaii to write up the sugar industry,
but after he arrived at Frisco he con-
cluded' it would be foolish to make
long ocean voyage when there were so
many good encyclopedias at hand, and
proceeded to grind out his letters from
a room in the Palace hotel. The cor
respOndence attracted a good deal of
attention. and his descriptions of the
island life were generally regarded as
the most truthful and graphic that had
ever been penned. Just how he ar
ranged about getting his remittances
I don't remember, but he fixed il some
how, and kept the thing going for sew
eral months.
"Then he was supposed to return an0
at last really took the train for the
east. En- route he got broke in a Pull
man car poker game. 1t was then he
executed his great coup. He got of
at a little town in Arizona and tele-
graphed his office: Just held up by
train robbers. Got all l had. Wire
me $3.50 The Office answered: Money
sent. Rush in full account Of hold up
IN response he promptly wired a lurid
story Of a train robbery on the Great
American desert, which his paper
printed under glaring headlines next
morning, and. when a few western cor
respondents denied it later on they
weren't believed. The superintendent
Of the road, however, was very sore.
and took the trouble TO send bunch
of afIidavits to the merry romancer's
editor.
when the young man was confront
ed with the proofs. he said, calmly. that
a chap in the Pullman had held Sc
quence flush against his four aces, and
if that didn't constitute train robbery
be would like to know what did. The
argument was ingenious. but it didn't
save him. He was ANONYMOUSLY fired
and now. as l said before, he is bloat-
ed trust magnate rolling in riches. l
always thought he would come to some
bad end
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
UD-to-Datc UnderIinc,

Now that our dresses are made to
fit so tightly around the hips. well-ft-
ting underclOthing is a necessity. The
latest Partisan idea is to have chemise
and Petticoat made in one. The upper
part is cut TO fit the figure without
the least vestige of fu,lness. and then
below the hips it widens out into an
ordinary skirt. These garments have
simply a strip of lace or ribbon 20 sup
port them on the shoulders and fasten
down The center of the front to lust
below the Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
Curious origin of FInvors.

Among the most remarkable glimpses
into hidden corners of nature that re-
cent scientific advance has afforded are
the frequent discoveries of micro-or-
ganisms in unexpected places, where
they produce phenomena hereto Gore
supposed TO arise from other caules.
For instance, DIR. A. Petersen, of Up
sala, Sweden. has aseertained that in
preparations of meat and fish contain
ing, for purposes of preservation, salt
to the amount of IS per cent, micro
organisms grow luxuriantly, and he
concludes that the fiavors and OdOrs
that are peculiar to various salt con-
serves are due to the heterogeneous
with which they are crowded
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
Eggs with Curry sarce.

Boil six eggs hard and cut them into
lice. Cook together in the blazer Il
each of butter and Hour,
teaspoonful (scanD of currg powder
and ten drops of onion juice. stirring
constantly. until all are wei blended
and have begun to bubble. Pour on
them cupful Of milk. and when this
has made a thick, smooth sauce. pat in
the chopped eggs. Let all get hot to-
gether. season with a teaspoonful of
salt. and serve on toast or CRACKERS
Good Housekeeping.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
Not a True Patriot.

First Politician-I don't like Square
chin a bit. He strikes me as being an
egotistical crank. He seems to have
a marvellous admiration for his OVID
intellectual ability.
Second POlitician-Yes. sr: that's
just the kind of a man he is! He's
one of these here fellows that insist
on making up their own minds on DO
htical issues before the party has
adopted its platform.-Puck.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
Cause of the UnpIeasantness.

Mrs. Tucker-Tommy, what on earth
makes you so late?
Tommy-Had some words with thu
teacher. and she kept me after school
Mrs. Tucker-You had words witE
the teacher?
Tommy-Yes'm. I couldn't spell
'em.-Chicago Tribune.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
No Credif 10 Him

Hicks-YOu may talk as lightly a.
youplease about Fred Nuttlesmil1e. but
he was smart enough 10 marry Miss
Mintwell, the richest girl in town.
Wicks-That doesn't prove anything
A woman with money can marry any
body she takes a notion to.-Boston
Transcript
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08

We should snap our thumbs ard laugh al
the Fates.
For idle our time we mustn't,
Though everything comes 20 him tina;
waits.
Still more comes to him that doesn't
N. y. Herald.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
Ill Noe RemarkabIe.

Hes an old fossil. that's what he
is remarked Miss Kittish, referring
10 Mr.. Willoughby
Put would il not be more worthy
Of remark if he were a young fossil?'
asked Miss Frocks.-Judge.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
UIteriOr Design.

See how ] can count. mamma" said
Kitty. There's my right foot That's
one There's my left foot. That's
two. Two and one make three. Three
feet make a yard, and ] want 10 go
out and play in Chicago journal.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08

Mrs. Hornbeak Tin the midst of her
reading how do you pro-
nOunce table d'hote?"
Farmer Hornbeak-Why, I pro-
nounce it-er-er-a durn roundabout
way of gittin' something 10 eat
Puck.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
ConIdn,t kcen Id There.

81 think. said the friend of the fam
lily, that you ought TO keep a watch
on your SON"
Impossible" declared the Disguised
father. He'd exchange it for pawn
ticket the first chance he ot."-Stray
Stories.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
Kenson for II.

Somehow, Aunt Clara lives TO stay
right in rut. She can't bear irno-
vations"
II don't blame her. sThen goai get
to be her ege perhaps yOu WI fight
shy of new wrinkles, tkc."-philadei
phin Rulletin..
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
ALender of SOCIETY.

Patrice-That Mrs. Wabash is bound
TO get ahead of her Eeighbors.
Patience-What'g she doing now?
''Why, she's going TO give an after
noon tea in the morning. '-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08

shall I tel you how TO test your
influence as head Of your family?"
Yes; I'd like a pointer or two
Try 10 regulate your wife and
daughters on reading novels. Chi
cago Daily News
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08

u doesn't take eigth quarts Of beer
To make q peck OF trouble;
% cause a man 10 think his boss
should make his salary double.
-ChIcago Daily News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
A LesSnn-Perhnns.

Sharp Father believe that hand
some stranger has fallen il love With
you, my dear.
Extravagant Daughter - Do you?
Why?
Sharp Father saw him gazing sad.
~ at that expensive dress you have
ON. y. Weekly.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08

"Ah. me, have been driven TO drink
Men say, but salzes alive
They generally act as III
They had enjoyed the drive.
Baltimore American.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
Fish Hash

Take equal parts of boiled salt fish
and potatoes, a little sonion. eLop very
dne. FRY in hot park IA - Coed House
keeping
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08

He didn't owe a cent when he
died" said a relative. proudly.
~Heavensi" exclaimed the young
spendthrift, what a wasted life!"-
Chicago Post.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
Innnfnerenr Light.

To kim a little bird Ike that
o John. for shame.r she cried
81 thought you'd like fl for your hat
How sweet OF YOU" she sighed
Philadelphia Press.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08

He-Nou say you like a manly man.
What Is your idea of a manly man?
she-Wen, for instance, one who
doesn't stay and stay and stay just be
cause he knows the girl isn't strong
enough to throw him out.-The Gig
arctic.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
A Good sign.

You can't judge q man by his
clothes"
No, but you can pretty nearly judge
him BY his Wife's." - Philadelphia
Press.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08

When Duty calls-alss, mankind
is made of fiimsy stuff
When Duty calls. with grief we find
u often calls blun.
Washington Star
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-05-08
Terrible Revenge.

Fuddy-That was a terrible revenge
that Gorson wreaked upon Stopple.
the plumber.
Duddy-lFhst was that?
Why, ke settled with Stopple by
making over his house TO him. Now.
you see. Stopple has to plumb the
premises and doesn't get a cent for
it.'-Boston Transcript.