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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-24
SPECIAL NOTICE.

Holders Of stock In the WAIALUA
AGRICULTURAL CO., LTD. whose
certificates do not have the Increased
capitalization stamped theresI, are here
Gy reques ed to return same al once to the
Ire ,surer, for such Endorsement.
A., certificates sent by mall MUST BE
REGISTERED -
Nv. A. BOWEN, Treasurer,
Waialua Agricultural Co., Ltd.
IS35-2W
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-24
CLOTHING.

WE BLOW A GREAT DEAL about
our Clothes--no more than we ought
to, though. We have all sorts, from
toughest and toughest to finest, each
for its proper use and each at its prop
er price.
You can see In few minutes all you
need to see to pick out what you want.
The salesman knows perhaps; II not,
tell him about what you want; he is
quick to see and as quick TO find out.
You go by your own taste and jndg-
ment on cloth, but by ours on fit, we
suppose-that's the usual way.
Next day, or next week, your money
back II you want 1t.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-24

Headquarters for ALL the
Sports and Race Horse Men.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-24
''WelaKaH ao"

You will find it at the corner
of Hotel and Bethel streets.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-05-24
A No. 1 Liquors a speciality

B. Lemon and F. Woodman
will attend to the WANTS of
the Weary.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-01-16
Lubricdtinq Oils

viii be Used freely for the
TROPC lUBRICATN OILS
bud special oil
Cylinder
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-01-16
THE NEXT POPE.
Leo Dezi gnates Cardinal Gotti as II s
Successor.

ROME, December 31.-It is ASSERTED
that the Pope, after the recent cere-
mony of opening the holy door at ST.
Peters Cathedral, addressed his in
innate encourage and said:
Il thank Divine Providence for grant
ing me the grace of being able to cele-
brate this great function, and wish for
my successor grandeur and a long
reign, to the greater glory of God. My
successor will be young, as compared
with my own age, and will have time to
see many glories OF the papacy and the
church."
Later Leo clearly designated Cardinal
Cirolamo Maria Gotti, project of the
congregation of indulgences and sacred
relics, as his successor Cardinal Gotti,
the famous Genoese monk, is man Of
great piety and modesty. He is now
about "a years OF age, and has always
lived the life of an ascetic, and, despite
the dignity of a prince of the church
he always sleeps in cell and on a hard
mattress,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-01-16
ITCHING PILES.
From The MeIbourne Age.

"aIA VIZ AANtbbhl iIf a Sc
Ever have any irritation Of the skin?
There are many forms OF It, any of
them bad enough TO tax your patience.
Hemorrhuid a plague OF the night; no
rest for the sufferer from that COM
plant. Eczema too; hives don't sound
dangerous, but they cause much mis-
cry to those unfortunate enough TO be
troubled with them. Doan's Ointment
Is "A wonder" for any such trouble.
Any troublesome irritation OF the skin
can't resist its healing, soothing iulu-
ence. Lots Jf Honolulu people know
this now.
Mr.. II. Ryall of No. IL, Grosvenor
St, South Yarra, is a very old resi-
dent of Melbourne. He states:
For some considerable time / have
been a sufferer from that annoying
complaint known as irritating piles.
At times the irritation was very an
noying, especially at night, and in the
warm weather. | applied some of
Doan's Ointment which | had obtained
and | am pleased to say that it gave
me the desired relief from this annoy
ing disease.
Doan's Ointment is splendid in all
diseases of the skin: Eczema, piles,
hives. insect bites, sores, chilblains,
etc. 1t is perfectly safe and very eff
fective. Very frequently two or three
boxes nave made a complete cure of
chronic cases that have not yielded to
other remedies for years.
Doan's Ointment is sold by all chem
lists and storekeepers at so cents per
box, or will be mailed on receipt of
price by the Hollister Drug Co., Ltd,
agents for the Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-01-16
AROUND THE COURTS.
Christley Wins His Case From J. a.
Morgan--O Other Matters.
(From Saturdays Adyertlssr.)

Morgan--Cther Matters.
(From Saturdays Advertiser.)
The T. NJ. Harrison VS.. j. A. MACON
ct al. demurrer was continued to next
Friday by Judge Stanley yesterday
forenoon
Judge Perry has rendered decision
in the Christley- Magoon case in favor
Of plaintiff. Restitution of money re-
ceived is also ordered.
The suit arose out of a deed made
by plaintiff to Mrs Magoon on Novem-
her ?, 1898, by which he transferred all
interest in property estimated rs
worth $4,000, in consideration of his
debts, amounting to about $4,000. be-
ing assumed, and payment to him OF
SI5 per month during his lifetime.
Judge Perry decided that the trans
action was not characterized by abso-
lutte fairness, and that plaintiff did not
understand the nature of the transac-
ton. He declared the deed should be
declared null and void and that de-
PENDANTS should be ordered to render
an account of all moneys received by
them 5 his agent, upon his handing
have paid in cancelling the mortgage
ana his other debts, and also the total
Of the S75 payments received by him.
S. H. Kalamaku has commenced an
Grtion in ejectment against Henry
Wharton and the Waialua Agricultural
Company.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-01-16
TO THE PUBLIC.

want TO let the people who suffer
from rheumatism and sclatica know
that Chamberlain's Pain Balm relieved
me after a number of other medicines
and doctor had failed. 1t Is the best
liniment have ever known of. a.
Dodgen, Alpharetta. Ga. Thousands
have been cured Of rheumatism by this
remedy, One application relieves the
pain. For sale by all druggists and
dealers; Benson, Smith & Co, Ltd,
agents for II. i.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-01-16
i0IDuTl Bremen Fire Insurance Co

The undersigned having been APP
pointed agents of the above company
ire prepared to insure risks against
fire on Stone and Brick Buildings and
On Merchandise stored therein on the
most favorable terms. For particulars
apply at the Office of
i. A. SCHAEFER q co, Agts.
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20

and done to death, let me tell you that IN
only a few cases were the posts in the
open. They were under the trees, in the
midst Of a wood. on the edge of old fields
grown up to briers and weeds, alongside
of a creek, the babbling of which would
drown all other noises. A man was post
ed there to stand STILL not to walk 10 and
fro. He might have participated In half
a dozen battles and made a record for
bravery, but within half an hour after be-
ing left alone on the post his nerves were
more or less unstrung. The very dark
neses and loneliness would do that. He
might finally lean his back against tree
or sit down. and he might keep eyes and
ears on the strain, and yet he could be
approached.
On the night that the order was issued
to double the men on the posts 1 was i'll
in my tent with a sore throat and fever.
My tent mates were on guard or detail,
and / realized that was light-headed.
could not fail into sound sleep, but
dozed at intervals, and the noises of the
camp We're confused with queer dreams.
OF q sudden this confusion cleared away,
and | had what you either call dream
or a vision. / saw man in the uniform
os Federal captain, mounted on a dark
bay horse, ride up to farmhouse. The
face and form of rider and horse weee as
plain TO me as if l had seen them In my
normal state of health, at monday. The
captain was a man of about thirty, blue
eyed, with brown hair. brown mustache,
and a front tooth filled with gold. At the
corner or the left eye was a small scar
from a wound inflicted years before.
AS the officer descended from the sad
die and hitehed his horse to the fence 1
saw woman's face at the window for a
moment. The same face was seen again
for a moment as she opened the door fo-
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20

ous?' asked Mrs. Bowser as a look OF re-
lief came to his face.
"The acid got to my feet" he replied.
There was a gallon Of acid, you know.
The cat must have stepped into pud-
die of II"
Mrs. Bowser got out the bottle of sweet
oil and some rags, and the blistered feet
were made comfortable, and their sole
owner and proprietor hobbled up stairs
and stretched himself out on the lounge.
Mrs. Bowser hadn't called him a lunatic
or an idiot, but ne felt that he had lost
prestige and must regain it. She was stlll
cuddling him when he sat up and pointed
a finger at her and hoarsely whispered:
woman, / understand ALI"
"All about melting snOW?" she Innocent
~ asked.
"All about why my experiment was
failure. Don't seek TO hide your guilt by
locking at ne In that bold-faeed way.
While I was gone to the drug store you
sneaked down and put salt or ashes or
vinegar or something into that barrel
How foolish of your
'aThat will do Denials are useless. You
can 90 home to your mother by the 1929
train tomorrow, and my lawyer will no.
tify you of the legal steps ! take. Wo-
man, avaunt and leave your victim to die
in peace?
And. having squared himself and ae-
counted for the failure Of his experiment,
Mr. Bowser drew up his legs and fell into
a peaceful slumber.
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20
ARIZONA KlcKLETS.

When Joe Wharton sold out his saloon
here and started for Santa Fe. we told
him he was making a muss Of 1t. and so
II proved. He had scarcely got into the
saloon business there when the vigilance
committee lynehed him.
A number OF our subscribers have ex-
pressed a desire that The Kicker should
furnish weather reports again this CON-
ing winter Only one out Of every thir-
teen OF the predictions OF last winter were
verified. but II our readers are satisfied we
are and viii take up the old thing again
and hIt it as hard as we know how.
They are telling Of little cyclone over
at Grass Valley which blew the hair of a
cinnamon bear and drew nails from fence
posts. We don't doubt it. The only safe
way for a man to keep his breath In this
country is 20 believe ali ne hears. espe-
eially if il seems improbable.
The Great Arizona Irrigation and Car
Gen Land Company is an organization
composed Of two swlndlers and a rascal.
The cash capital is about SO, and the
plant consists Of FIVE gallons Of water and
half an acre Of sandy soil. r The Eastern
suckers take the hook after this. il IS
not our fault
Another Instance that advertising pays.
Mr. John Holmes, the grocer, refused %
advertise IN The Kicker on the grounds
that no one read advertisements. We SHOT
him in the shoulder. scared q half coli
umn ad.. and yesterday he told Is that
ais trade had doubled We stand Feaoy
10 sheet an convince others.
The Kicker il IN want OF new sporting
editor. NJ George Thomas. who has held
the position for q year. was shot last week
over al Lone Jack as the result 81 dis
pute. The salary is s. a week and a good
deal of prestige. and all applicants must
prove their ability To pail a gun aad open
IRE within three seconds ot being called
lar.
The coz boys on Col. Gordon's zapch
have taken 4 solemn oath tO secure oar
scalp before Christmas Day. but well bet
dollars 20 cents that we plant al sesst
three of thera The nrst time they try -
ecrrer uz They don't Ike - as mayor,
but We are not running this town Tor heir
benefit Our scalp itckes 20 b "tSek,"
Mr.. Hennesgy. OF she Blue Dog restau-
rant, explains that ne bad to saoct the
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20
Sought Cure for Gum Chewing.

From the Chicago Tribune
One OF the leading allenlsts OF Chicago.
with a practice OF thirty years behind
him. had an experience the other day that
was entirely new to him
IL was near his hour for starting 10 his
lecture class in West Side school Three
women We're in the waiting-room. Two
CT them were willing to make an appoint
ment for the next day. The third one. a
stranger, would hear TO no delay, and the
Doctors assistant showed her in.
Il had my hat in my hand" said the
doctor, and she had been told that I was
in hurry. She came across the room in
a most leisurely fashion however. taking
three times as much time as the ordinary
person would She was chewing an uE-
usual Wad or gum-a whole package /
should say-and she was chewing IL uri. d
desperate vlgor.
she sat down slowly, and I asked her
a question She looked straight al ne and
went on chewing. l spoke again and
again, but she sat looking al me and
chewing in as much silence az was poas,-
bic under the circumstances. Finally I
said TO her:
Madam, win you kindly stop chewing
long enough 70 answer nay qgeslionsr
'fThen she burst out, sobbtng.
That's just what I'm here for-I can't
st0p-Tve got TO cheW-and rye been
chewing just this way for more than two
years.
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20

one shoestring for cent, please. I
WAS no man TO wait. / vhas going to
Cheegago tonight, und like dot 50 in my
hand. Vhas good-natured man, but IL
somepody tries to swindle me he finds me
like wounded tiger. Shell oudt. cobblerp'
l don't shell. und he grabs me by der
hair und bumps my head on der wall. und
II my wife don't come my head vhas
cracked open. She says dot grocer vhas
some buffers und dot he makes a fool of
me, but before / can take der beans out "A
woman comes in und says:
Nhell, do declare. but you vhas as bad
as all der rest! Cobbler, do you know dot
your soul vhas as good as lost?'
How vhas dot?' | says.
Because you vhas a gambler und Wall
street and horse racing und lotteries. In
one week you take ten tousand souls mi;
you to perdition."
81 don't belief him."
''But l know it, und I shall try to stop
your wicked work. Bad, bold. wicked
man! Now you see What / shall do in der
cause of morality"
| saw. Dot woman picks oop dot jar OF
beans und smashes it on der floor, und
100000 beans go hopping all oafer town.
] don't try to stop her. und she shakes
her fist at me und says;
''Ha! hal ha! Now you go by perdition
alone!'
1t vhas all right about der beans. und
I vhas glad, but a big crowd comes
around der door, und a fat policeman
comes along und says to me:
so it vhas you, eh eobbler? You yhas
no man TO hit woman nit a jar OF
beans"
Il don't hit her." I says.
Don't lie 10 mel 1 know you for one
year, und you vhas bad man. Why you
got crowd here
Il don't bring EN-"
Look oudtl Don't you try 10 fool mi;
me. Now. you shut dis shop oop tight all
day long, und If / see you outdoors YOU
Vhas dead DOotchmans. BY golly. but
Ike TO hit you once for luckr'
Dot Vh2s how dot bean dodge works
und in two days dot grocer comes in und
says:
'Fhell, Hans. how vhas her? How many
hundred guesses?"
l explain to him, und he shakes his head
und smiles und says:
1T vhas all my fault, und yhas sorry
Dot bean dodge vhas all right nit a one.
eyed shoemaker, but you see you hat two
eyes. 1t vh9s queer dot ] don't notice hin
de odder day. 1t Vhas all in der differenc,
between one eye und two eyes, und
guess you better sit on der doorstep une
wait fur trade TO come along In der old
Vhay."
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20

PIES vhill pile in here tin you haf work
for ten mems. und you vhas a reech man.
Go right 81 it uAd find some beans und .
jar"
/ don't see how she vhas at first, but he
talks some more. und my wife comes in,
und by und by I belief it vhas all X. o.
] buy a Jar und some beans of him, ind
he makes ne a sign dot / vhas Der
Guessing Shoemaker" IL don't seem two
minutes before a young man comes in
urd says:
Hello, eobbler, but / guess two mil
lion beans, ind / liSe dot fife dollar ri@ht
avhay Guoek."
But dere vhas no fife dollar. und you
must be customer
Don't you Try some gum games on
Ee," he wells II vhas two million beans
und fife dollar or l shall punch your
head
Dot man swears und blows around und
calls me names. und When he goes oudt
vhas shaking like a leaf. He vhas only
shust gone when an Old man nit two
canes hobbled in und says:
sCobbier. yhas an old sport. und I Ike
SHORTY men. You WAS sport. / shall
get rny heel fixed und guess ten t'ousaad
beans. und you can gif me cot new pair Of
shoes right of now"
'.Rut il vhas four weeks" ! said.
.Dot vhas all right 10 fool der public,
but you und / understands each other.
come along. my sporty shoemaker from
Hamburg"
/ couldn't do it. Of course. und dot old
man calls me a chump und a fool uad
pokes me In der ribs NIT both canes al
once. II a policeman don't pass by on der
od8er SIDE | belief he would break my
80 He saws he shall meet me some
fsrk NIGHT und knock daylight out OF me,
und my wife yhas sti.i crying when der
shfrS man comes n. He Yfaas all sFniiCs :
md laughs, und he rubs ais hands to-
eether und whispers.
II WAS been there myselfr'
"Hcw you mean ] says.
OH der bean business. Dat Jar holds
shast 7.ass beans. und I'll take e IN cash
/ Instead OF der shoes.
"But sou yhas no customer, und you
must wit"
Il shall be some customer" he says.
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20
Placer llins in Wall s,Y.e,.

From she New York Mail sha E1presa
There Is placer gold mine in the heart
of wan street thai has been worked with
great profit for years. and wifi be worked
with great profit Tor years 70 come. The
Yield oI precious metal runs about the
same from year 20 year
Tie mine y on the roof Of the govern
Flef aEzay once. Gold * such a volatile.
element that IN the process OF refining
fGaen passes cat Of the ehimneys with
The smoke But the moment il comes in
contact with the cold air IL resumes itE
metal shape ard falls 20 the roof In yei-
low powder. II Is 20 heavy that the rains
cannot wash IL entirely from the roof. Az
ter heavy rains II IL found lodged ia the
grllerE, ana men with broons sweep ID
up carefully snd return u 20 the assay or
fee.
This gold Is net profit TO the govern
rnent. as Il really belongs 20 nobody. bat
an IL fails on the roof of the government
building, Uncle sam clearly has the firsf
claim The ininc = guarded jesloualy by
the Federal watchmsfi. and no stranger
ever steps Oh that precious roof
BAD BOYS IN the DANGERS offices. know
Ing Of the precious deposit, have racked
their brains for generations 20 devise =
way of faiding Uncle Sans mine. II any
windows overlooked TIE roof. balls OF soft
s.s.ttv tied 60 threads might lift the preei-
ous dust. but no such opportunity Is az
lOxeed.
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20
81 N ouAD.


For a period Of three weeks along the
front OF our brigade q picket had been
murdered on his post every night The front
vas a mile long. with the posts within
ten rods OF each other. and bnshwhacker
had crept up on the lone picket with all
the craft OF an Apache and stabbed him
to death. The one assassin had killed
twenty-five men before any great stir was
made about It. The brigade was being
equipped for the spring campaign. ns -
changes were taking place among
officers. and the murder OF few pieA =
did not count for much in the general eoR-
fusion. All that was done when the NIT
ter gas finally taken hold OF was 70 put
two. three. and four men on a post In
place of one and TO send out small scout
ing parties TO look for a needle in hay
stack as IL were.
That all these murders had been COM
mitted By one single hand no one doubted.
A knife had been used in every Instance.
The murderer had crept up IN the dark
ness. leaving a trail behind him ir some
cases. In no case had he struck over two
blows. and the surgeons said that he had
always used the same knife. Sometimes
his victim had made a brief struggle or
cried out or fired his musket. and some
times had lived few hours after the at
tack. II you wonder that a soldier on
picket could thus be craftily approached
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20
DER GERMAN coBBLER.
it Was a Grocer Who Put Him Up 10 the
--latest Dodge.

Dot grocer, two blocks below me comes
in to get a cement patch on his shoe for
20 cents, und While he waits fur der sho5
he says to me:
Hans, maype you vhas a fool"
"Maype I vhas," | says.
IF YOU Wasn't fool you could make
one toUsand dollars i'm four weeks"
"Vhell, how vhas she?'
"She vhas dis way. All der peoples in
America vhas great hands to guess. Dey
guess about der crops, der weather, der
politics, und eaferyting else. If dey can't
guess dey vhas not happy"
"UEd how can l help dOt?'
You don't yhant to help it. You vhant
to encourage it und make dot one tousand
dollar. Listen to me. You shall fill a
quart jar nit beans und put him in your
window. You shall haf sign dot eafery
customer has a cnance to guess how
many beans. Dot man who comes nearest
after four weeks gets a pair of shoes
made witoIt cost. Don't you see?''
MAYBE 1 do
"If you don't you shall go und soak
your head. OF course you see. Der peo-
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20
JUST.

Jest keep a clear head and EugHd stomach,
And thea yoa u have Bsfblng u fear,
VIA 4 huadreE OF ts0 n yCar pocket
You can shiEe every day 10 the year.
Just believe Ia yourself eTsry hour;
D1hit hsea What tie Tabsie Eazy say
TasT.u Il praise without Esasca t9-morFss.
Aaa damn w!thOgt Fezsaa to-day.
IUzt 'tcEa 90 ycuf hs4lth ard your business,
And b sgre that Your ho5est and right.
Aaa thea yne eAA xEgsr 4 million
Tazf yel u es-ls 6gi the Arsi n tls hght.
JOHN A. JOYCE
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20
Twss sides.
From ths chicago Tribune.

FFom ths thitaEo IFibuhe.
Yes. sab. said Uncle 'Rastus. =
preached 70 dat c0ng' gation two yeahs
an az i eyah got I'm de membaha wus
$40 Ten dollars, sab. Not a cent mo-"
That was mlseTably poor pay. replied
the listener
II don't know" rejoined Uncle 'Rasfus
scratching his head refieetiyely. Did yo
eyah heah me preach. bosSI'
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20
Resented the ImpusalIon.

class post-offiee. we had 20 resent the ir-
putation. When he recovered from the
''jar." be begged our pardon and invited
US 20 drink. and he Is now telling every
body that We are running a bang up, Al
ecncern. Taken all In ali. the major Il
not bad sort, though little too handy
With his mouth.
The editor Of the Pine Hill Recorder at
tempted 70 shoot dog the other day and
fired a bullet into his own foot. We have
been advising him for the last FIVE years
10 carry stone In a stocking instead OF
gun. and he row probably wishes he
had taken our advice.
Mr.. Jim Hellso (who IS ourseiO. owner
Of Hellsc's Opera House. has booked no
less than thirty "Uncie Toms CABIN
troupes tor the coming winter. and n ths
people or this town don't ea1Oy a fheat-
rical feast Il VIII not be his fault. Re
tween the intervals Hamlet will hold
ihe boards and make things redhot IA the
line OF tragedy
The Washington weekly post., 1900-11-20

man Taylor the other day because ne In
sisted on eating with his fingers. The
shooting was perfectly proper. Civiliza-
tiOn and the wooden handled knife are
here. and people who refuse to recognize
the fact should have 1t shot into 'em.
We regret that we were obliged TO knock
Mai. SmallwoOd down in the corridor OF
the post-office the other day: but. as no
insisted that We were running a second