The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-15
DOOLEY DISCUSSES THE SAGES

I don't think said Mr. Dooley. Fl
tthat me frind willum Jennings Bryan
h as good an orator as he was four
years ago"
He's the Erandest talker that's lived
since Dan'i O'ConneL' said Mr. Hen
messy.
we've heerd thin an an Sc know"
said air. Dooley. But I tell ye he's
Eous back Dye mind the time we
whit down 90 tn Coleesyum an he
come out In a black alpaca coat an
pushed into tn air On finest wurruds
81 liver heard spoke b. all ye'er BORN
days. Twas balloon ASCENSION an
th' las days Nv Pomsy an a blast on
tag canal all in wan" / had 20 hold on
o. me chair % keep firm goin up In tn
air. an I mind that II it hadn't been f'r
"a crack on tn head ye got firm a dilly-
gate firm WISCONSIN ye'd We been In
a. hair iv' Gin'ral Bragg. Dear me.
viii Sc liver frget IL. tn way he pump
"a % into tn pluthocrats2 I tell ye
here an now he says. 'they'se as good
business men In tn quiet country
rraveyards iv Kansas as ye can find in
th' palathlal lunch counthers iv Wall
sthrcet. he says. 'Whin / see tn face
IS the man who looks like a two-dollar
pitcher ~ Napolyeon az Saint Helena
he says 4 say 90 mesilf ye shall not
So shall not'-what tn divvle Is 10 ye
shall not DO. Hinnissye'
"Ye shall not cruelty mankind upon
crown ~ thorns." said Mr. Hinnissy.
Right ye ar-re I forgot." Mr. Dool-
/ IS went on. Wen. thin were his own
l vurruds. lie was young an he want
I "a something and he SPOKE up. He'd
/ been rayporther on a newspaper an
he'd rather be- prisidint thin write amy
. longer rr IN paper. an D. made tn
whole iv the piece out iv his own head.
"But now "A days he has tin wurruds
o. Thomas jefferson an IN rist iv tn
sage crop o. wan fr himsilf. Fellow
\ dlmmycrats.' he says. before going an
rs farther. an maybe farm worse.
reluctantly accept tn nommynation fr
Prisidint that I have caused ye 90 offer
mc.she says. an good luck 90 me- he
says Seem tn country In tn con-
dillon u Is he says. 4 can not rayfuse.
h. says. 4 win now lave a subtle. that
must be- disagrceable 90 NANNY ~ ye
an speak "a few wurruds firm tn faith
ors iv IN party. Nv whom there ar-re
nanny. ~ says though no shame TO
th party f'r all ~ that he says
Thomas jefferson. tn sage iv Month
cello. says. We can't make a silk purse
out iv a sow's ear. a remark that viii
az wanst recall tn sayin' ~ Binjamir
|. Franklin. IN sage iv Camden. that IN
! farthest way ar-round IL tn shortest
way acrost. Nawthin' cud be thruer
onliss % o. tn ipygram w Andrew Jack
son. IN sage ~ Syracuse that a bur
rd in tn hand IL worth two In tn bush.
! what gran' wurruds thin ar-re. an
how they must torture tn prisint lead
, crs iv IN RaypubHcan party. sam
( Adams. IN sage Nv Salem. says. Laugh
AM IN wurruld laughs with ye.' whil'
! pathrlck Hinnery. IN sage iv Jarse,
, city. puts IL that we shud always be
I, aces befurs tn dhraw. 'Turnin' farthe
8 back into histhory we find that Brian
T uoru. IN sage ~ Munsther. said. 'Cea'
mile failthe.' an Joolyus Caesar. IN
saEe ~ waukeesha. says. 'Whin yer
In Rome. do IN Romans Nebuched
!. neczar-there's a name rr ye-th' sag
y ~ f-dinnaw-where. says: 'Ye can't at
!. ye'er hay an have it, solomon. N
= sage Nv CaEeville said: 'Whin a man
= marrid his throubles begins an Adam
IN sage ~ Eden. put Il that \ snak
4 In tn grass is worth two In IN boots
. Yen see b. this. me good an thru
r frinds. that tn voices firm tn tomb
. IL united in wan gran chorus fr n
Z hon'rabie ticket ye have nommynatet
!, viii say no more. but on a future &C
!, casion. whin I've been down in souther
!. fnjyanny. I'll tell ye what tn sages ar
u fathers Nv tn party In the Ancient ar
4 Hon rabie Association Nv Mound-Build
n ers had 90 say about tn prisint crisis
y q" Tisn't Bryan alone. Macks IN
same way. They're both aneesthe
a worshlpers like tn Chinese. Hinniss,