The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-05-18
Editorial and Otherwise.


The wicked may prosper for awhile.
Superstition is other peoples vagaries.
Ones duty is never more than one can
do.
A crank is q person you can't turn your
way.
Letnot sinful pleasures prevent godly
sorrows.
The naked truth is supposed to be bad
rhetoric.
Some girls marry in haste and repent
at leisure.
Be true and steadfast in your honest
convictions.
Money talks, but little scare is apt to
shut it up tight
Puerto Rico should have justice wheth-
er 1t pays or not.
Take care Of the liver and the love will
take care Of itself.
Ill-gotten gain never does the party
any IhatcTlai goOu'
Some people run from their bills to
avoid meeting them.
Beveridge is not regarded by senators
as very stong tonic. ~
"The aggregation" does some wonder
ful things sometimes.
Neat and tasty job work promptly
executed at this office.
A kiss right after quarrel tastes
most like cold gravy.
Kind words are all we'll enough; but
it's the kind deeds that count.
The home market is certainly some
thing more th18 party spoil.
The man who takes the world as he
finds it doesn't take it by storm.
The man who bets on the top dog and
the bottom facts seldom gets left.
No nation is so highly civilized that a
taste Of blood will not run it wild.
Observed duties maintain our credit,
but secret duties maintain our life.
The opinions OF some men are not
worth the paper they are printed on.
The brunette should live longer than
the blonde. She cannot care to dye.
Predetermined people are abominable
in the sight OF the good and the true.
No man ever wanted to put his arm
around woman with rainy-day skirt
on.
A girl can always get up a lot more
excuses for her father than her mother
can.
Mans opinions are too often mere
passing impressions which he has re-
ceived.
No woman believes her husband half
appreciates the way she mi 's herself
for his sake.
Every day a man submits to some in
justice that he vowed yesterday he new
er would stand.
What has become Of the old fashioned
woman who set the bread before going
to bed at night?
The stomachs of certain men are emp
ty some Of the time, and the heads Of
others all of the time.
II women could vote, they would never
cast their ballots for free trade--they
like protection too well.
II stones could only he cast by those
who are without sin, this world would
be a paradise for stray dogs.
Playing on a harp OF thousand
strings is much to be preferred to q con-
tinual harping on one string.
Up to the time she is 30 most every
woman has an idea that her face is an
"inspiration to her husband.
Every woman has black silk dress
which she is saving to wear out some
time when she has got thinner. a,
The summer fakir has been here, arfd
has already pulled some of our mer-
chants and business men for money.
After woman believes in woman's
rights she argues that Eve got made last
because the Lord was only practicing on
Adam.
If the minister in the pulpit wishes to
draw realistic word picture of the aver
age sinful man, lot him carefully de.
scribe himself.
After man has been married a cou-
pie of years, when his wife kisses him
before people he acts like she had ost.
meal for dinner.
II when people are charged with their
faults they were credited with their vir
tues, there would be more good neigh.
bors in the world.
A New York man has invented cork
screw boat which he claims is capable
of making fifty miles on hour. Possibly
1t is run by Jersey lightning.
The more queer-shaped manicure tool
. man has on his bureau that some cir
has given him the oftener he cleans their
with the butt end OF match.
Wsnted-Free schools in which tn,
rudiments Of pure Democracy may b.
learned by thousands Of so-called Demo
Gratis who would sell their birthright,
for mess Of Socialism.
Avolume on self culture gives the fol
lowing as the secret Of happiness: "Hav'
no vain regrets for the past; look for
ward with hope to the future and try +
do your duty" Excellent admonitions
certainly.
A cubic foot OF fresh water weigh
sixty-two and one-half pounds, cubi'
foot Of salt water weighs 6l.S pounds, I
cubic foot Of Ice at thirty-two degree