The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1900-05-03

why don't they use noarseless snouts!
INDIGESTION, resulting from
weakness of the stomach, is relieved
by Hoods Sarsaparilla, the great stom-
ach tonic and cure for DYSPEPSIA.
Among friends; ~ am a British subject"
he said, as he signed the register with a
flourish "All right" re led the hotel clerk.
al notice any Beers lurking about, I'll give
,ou the tip to rush cover"
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic 10c or 25c
II C. G. G. fail to cure. druggists refund money
One Way. "Miss Bird sent two dollars for "a
sure method to preserve the voice." what
was t?' " Sing into phonograph"
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your life Away.
To quit tobacco ly and forever, be mag
netic full OF life nerve and yigor, take No-To'
Bac, the wonder worker, that makes weak men
strong. Ill druggists, SOC or 81. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co. Chicago or New York
"Has he giraffe been sick longF, asked the
veterinary surgeon as ht entered the park e1-
closure. Yes" replied the keeper. II should
say it was rather long. He has sore throat. "
Bad blood and digestion are deadly enemies
to good health. Burdock Blood Bitters destroys
them.
What Queered Him. Ferdy: $50 You told
Mrs. Gotrocks she looked as young as he 7
LADY," Percy: Yes; but it lost me the
daugbteri"
Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets
Candy Cathartc, cure constipation forever
I0c 25c. II c. c. c. fail, druggists refund money
The sina Qua Non. She: ~ done Sc b, W
The earl, Oh istians celeoi ate Easter He
"Why, why pot?" she: "Be cause there
weren', any millineTs the
A u..ia Heo mn :. Ia. 90 n, iHcad RI a sudden at.
tack of Group II YOU ont have DR.. Thomas
Eclectrlc Oil on hand for he emergency.
he Duchess of Aos'a ma her sister, the
besutifuI OF royal ladies in Europe.
How Are Your Kidneysf
p aoe Ssd fs Rss %
The Root. She: ooh, no. They're not in
trade They lave amiiy tree. I'd have you
know" H., YES. hut IL grew from small
manufs curing plant back in the ca ly 2o's".
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS. WIssLow s SOOTHING SYRUP has been
.sed for over fifty years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while teethiny, with
perfect success. 1t 500 thes the child, seftens
the gums. allays all pain, cures wind collie and
is he best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will re-
ieve the poor little sufferer Immediately.
twenty FIVE cents a bottle. Be sure and a.
for Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind. 1y3S
"some men, said Uncle Ebep, "prides deir.
SET on bein' honest simply because deys
den'ranged deir businesses so dat dey has
agents hired do all de curious transactions
fob 'em."
Best for the Bowels
No matter what sils you, headache to a car
Ger, you will never get well until your bowels
are put right. CASCARETS help natu e, cure
YOU without grippe or pain. produce easy Datu.
raj mo, ements, costs YOU just 10 cents 10 start
getting your h alth back. CASCARETS Candy
Cath aTtic, the ger uine, put up in mental boxes,
every tablet has c. C. c. stamped on it. Be-
ware OF limitations. 428
Not u ed tn the Motion who is that man
so violently seasick? asked the captain of the
oc. an steamer. 81 don't tnow his nam sir"
said the supefcateo. "but he's an f1icer II q
revenue Gu ter on vacsti. NJ