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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
Liver COMPLAINT.

Fuddy-What is the matter with
Harris? He seems all out Of sorts.
Duddy-He is suffering from liver
complaint.
Fuddy-Can't he find anything to
help him?
Duddy-He is looking around for
new boarding house, one in which liver
is not an inseparable feature Of the
cuisine.-Boston Transcript.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
Took Their Places.

Here is a story which Baron Dowse,
the celebrated Irish judge, once told
in that exaggerated "hrogue" which he
loved to employ:
81 was down in Cork holding assizes.
On the first day, when the jury came
in, the officer of the court said, 'Gintle
men av the jury, yen take yer accus-
toned places, if We Place And may 1
never laugh" said the baron, "if they
didn't all walk into the dock"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
The Aged Minister.

II his work be in a city church, it
is grave question whether any min
lister can now discharge it with eff
cheney who is much above so years
of age. The multitude of details in q
city parish, the excitement of the life,
the severe demand upon the mind and
the heavy burden of responsibility call
for a man in the prime of life, with
an alert intellect and an unfailing
body.-Ian Maclaren in Ladies' Home
Journal
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23

The April Century quotes from DR..
O'Meara's unpublished "Talks with
Napoleon" at st. Helena, this judg
ment of the imprisoned emperor on
the general who finally overthrow
him:
81 asked him if he thought Lord
Wellington merited the reputation he
had gained as a general. He said:
Certainly; / think he does. He is a
very excellent general, and possessed
of great tirmness and talent, but he
has not yet done as much as some
others. He has not conquered upon
so large scale.' 1 observed that he
had shown great judgment and eau
ton latterly, but that at first he had
been too precipitate in advancing in
to Spain. He said that he had shown
a great deal of ability in the cam
paign of Spain. 1T is IMPOSSIBLE
said he, 'for man not to commit some
faults. We are all liable to it, and the
general who commits the fewest in
number is the greatest general, and
he has certainly committed as few as
any o1e.' 1 then observed that still
he was scarcely to be equaled to him.
self. why, certainly said he, 'he
has not done so much as 1 have done.
He has not conquered kingdoms in the
manner have done, but he is an ex-
cellent general. His operations have
not been upon so great a scale.'"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
The Pendulum Alone Out of Orde

INC 4 eUU uIU1HI AIUHe Uut OI OfUer.
An Onion Creek (Tex.) darby visited
the establishment of an Austin jew
eler.
81 wish, boss, you would regulate
dis heah penjuIum.'
''How can l regulate the pendulum
without the rest Of the clock?'
Oars muffin de matter wild de rest
OBJ de inards OBJ de clock, so jess left
'em at home. Jess you fix up de pen
julum. Eff der pendulum goes all right,
de rest OBJ de clock goes all right too.
I know dat much, even if 1 amt had
no book larnin."-Texas Siftings
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
Monkeys Fearless.

Until a monkey is beaten he has no
fear. He would as soon attack lion
as a gnat, and as long as he can look
into your eyes he will not submit. He
considers himself the master. Avert
the head and he gives in. This is q
recognized fact among animal train
ers. The ringtail monkeys taken about
by Italians are very gentle and are
never whipped.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
A Famous Eagle.

The eagle which originally decorated
the stern of the famous schooner yacht
America, which first won what is now
known as the Americas cup. is now the
sign Of the Royal Eagle hotel at Ryde,
Isle of Wight. overlooking the scene of
the vessels triumph over her English
competitors in 1851.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
TRY GRAIN.O! TRY GRAIN-Ol

Ask your Grocer to day to show you package
GRAIN-O, the food drink that takes the place
of coffee. The children may drink it without injury
well the adult. All who try it, like it.
GRAIN has that rich seal brown of Mocha or
Java but it is made from pure grains and the most
delicate stomach receives it without distress. =
the price of coffee. 15c and Is cts. per package
Sold by all grocers
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
"arIike Bows.

All boys in the Malagasy schools are
enrolled spearsmen when they have
passed a certain standard. They are
SO adept with this weapon that at close
quarters they are more to be feared
than the regular troops armed with
rifles and bayonets.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
EaaeuffaI Facts.

81 called in," said the puffy little
man, ''to say that your story about the
fire next door to me yesterday was all
wrong"
"All wrong?" asked the editor.
eyes, sir! Why, hang it, sir, spell
my name with two SIS. and I make
soap, not shoe backing. "-Philadelphia
North American.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
Slip of the Tongue.

"What do you sell that ribbon fOr?'
asked a young lady in High street
dry goods store.
"Eight dollars a week-oh, beg par
don, 25 cents a yard, madam."-Colum-
bus co. State Journal
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
Unapprecfatfve.

"Shall I sing Because Love Your"
asked Mrs. barley as she seated her.
self at the piano.
NO." replied Mr.. barley, who is q
brute. eff you love me, don't sing
Detroit Free Press.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23

Never cheat nor be unfair in your
play. Cheating is contemplate any
where at any age. Your play should
strengthen, not weaken your charac-
ter.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23

The Arabs show their friendliness
when meeting by shaking hands six or
eight times. Arabs Of distinction go
beyond this; they embrace each other
several times.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23

It is said that the first weeping will
low in England was planted by Alex
Ander Pope, the poet.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23

1.-The Pilgrims Progress" has been
translated into 20S languages and dia-
1ects.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
See Here!

You can get your Mill Feed of all kinds at
the lowest cash price, and custom grinding
done at M. b. JOHNSON'S,
Mill Village, Craftsbury, VT. soft
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23

La Gaceta. published in Guadala-
jara. part in English and part in Span
ish, prints in a prominent place the
following:
Will the gentleman who embraced my wife at
the entrance to the postofice about O'Clock
Thufsday evening please send me his photograph
for my "Album Of HeroesR' He will greatly
oblige.
Mexico Two Republics.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
FOR SALE.

farm known as the r. s.. Coolidge farm,
and lately owned by Bradley sanborn, being
the first farm out of Lowell Village on the
road leading to IrAsburg, consisting OF 100
acres of land divided into tillaRe. pasture
and woodland. Nice, modern two story house
which is finish ed horse barn; basement under
main barn, good silo connected with barn All
pie orchard, good spring OF never failing wa
ter at both house and barn. The farm has
been lately fenced with wire. This farm viii
be sold for about half what IL cost it's last
previous owner. part of purchase money
can lay on mortgage IL desired.
Call on or write
sotf BARTON SAVINGS BANK, Barton.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-04-23
A CARD,

Mexico Two Republics.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
PROTECT TEIn BIRDS.

The Connecticut Humane society is sending to agents of the society, school teachers and others who are likely to be actively interested. copies of the law relating to the protection of birds and their eggs. Every one knows how prone some boys and men are to de- stroy the birds and steal their eggs. if opportunity offers, and the society is making efforts by the enforcement of existing laws, to prevent such destruc- ton. The society seeks the aid of teachers and others in this matter.
 Section 2,530 of the general statutes prohibits the killing of any game birds between December and October 1. The fine for killing any of the com mon birds native to these parts, between February 1 and September l. is $1 for each bird. A fine of $50 or imprison- ment for thirty days may be imposed for killing Chinese pheasants or destroying their eggs.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
REAL ESTATE RECORD.

The following deeds were filed for rec ord in the town clerks office yesterday: Warranty deeds--Julie c. Barbier to A. 10. Oberman, 3S feet Harriett street; Isaac Havey ct al., to James E. Me- Queeney 30 feet Daggett street; Peter Lanroth to Katharine Callahan, 30 feet East street; William Nicely to Eugene Blackman, 50 feet Lake Place.
 Quit claim deeds-Thomas D. Sloan estate to c. s. Mersick, 30 feet Nicoll street; New Haven City Burial Ground association to Edward Miller, 15 feet on Ivy Path; National Savings bank to Domenlco D. Anton, 60 feet Beach street; Moritz Spier to Charles E. Thompson, 30 feet White street; John F. Phillip to s. R. Blatchley, rear prop erty on Prospect street; s. R. Blatchley to John P. Phillips, rear property on Prospect street; A. A. Eisele to c. R. Nicklas, Al 1-2 feet Orchard street; Pierce N. Welch to William Neil, 50 feet Lake Place.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
THE GREAT pADEREWSKI.
And His Coming Reappearancc at the
 Hyperion.

And His Coming Reappearancc at the
 Hyperion.
 Paderewski, the great pianist, will give his last and only recital in Con necticut at the Hyperion on Thursday afternoon, May 10, at p. m. In late years there has been one artist who has upset all theories and reversed all rules in this matter of public favor, for now, after a public career of ten years, there is even an increased desire to listen to the divine periods of this tone-poet's art. Wherever he has ap- peared in the year just past there has been not only renewal of the old time enthusiasm, but greater intensity in the public desire to listen to the won- drous playing of this incomparable artist. We need hardly say that we refer to that matchless tone-marshaller of the keyboard, Ignaz Paderewski The advance sale of seats opens on Thursday morning, May g. at a. m at the box office The prices have been specially fixed for this recital at $2, $1.5O and $1. Not more than ten seats sold to any one person.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01

lost their lives One of these, an entire stranger ir the city, was thousands of miles from his native land. Without knowledge as to his financial position, or his claims on any brotherhood, Q small committee of his countrymen took the necessary steps and made all ar engagements for his funeral. At late hour on Saturday night 1t was discov- cred that the deceased was F'reemason and immediately or receiving in1orma- tion of this the brethren of the ancient order decided that the deceased be buried with Masonic honors. They, too, had no knowledge of the deceased S money matters.
 Thus the remains of this stranger were inferred by the loving hands of his countrymen and brother Masons. More than this, there are three young girls left behind, and to assist them ln this sore time of bereavement and emergen- cy these same secular people are gen rously sympathizing with them in tangible form.
 Comparisons, they say, are odious, but if the spirit of Christ Is abroad through out the land 1t surely has waited sweet savor of compassion In the souls of these secular people and forgotten the dwelling of the Christian Church army.
 Is this example of the Church army to be taken as a criterion of Christian, conduct? No!-a thousand times no! But how can such society expect the support it so clamantly craves, and so deal by poor sufferer because he has no friends?'
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
IN THE CITY COURT.

The case of violation of the Sunday liquor law, upon which Peter Nelson was recently convicted, was appealed in the city court yesterday to the com mon pleas.
 In the policy cases of Richard Green wood and William Mccarthy. a contin- uance was granted to May 5.
 Charles Rose, the seventeen-year- old son of Andrew Rose of 57 Collis street, was arraigned for throwing a small stilleto at his father. As the weapon could not be satisfactorily connected with the boy, however, Judge Dow discharged him.
 The case of Charles Reilly for drunk enness and vagrancy was continued until May 2.
 Michael Downey was drunk and tried to chew Policeman J. B. Roacl1's finger off It cost him s3 and costs of s3.6S for the drunk, and thirty days and costs of S9.6S for the bite.
 James A. Sullivan abused his wife Mary. and will pay $1o and costs of s7.Se.
 Thomas H. McDermott was fined s2 and S7.36 costs. The case of Thomas oulHo WoS cOHtliIucu untll Way z.
 John J. Deegan had judgment sus- pended, and Catherine McGuinnoss' case was nolled.
 Ellen Keeeher, who was arrested for vagrancy, had her case continued un- til to-day.
 The old petty theft cases against Will liam Edwards. William c. Reid, and Clifford F. Stone, boys. were nollee.
 Judgment was suspended in the case of Harry Skelly. charged with interfer ing with PatrolInan Dooley
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
IN AND ABOUT THE COURTS
MRS, POTYIN BROUGHT BEFORE
 JUDGE CLETELAND.
Committed to MfddIetown-James D. DewelI, Jr., Brings Suit Against Ho- hart E. Yves--Decisiom Agnint Charlea sIatea-CHy Court Docket.

Judge Cleaveland, in the probate court, yesterday heard the application for the commitment of an insane pa- tient to the asylum in Middletown, which was puzzlng from legal standpoint.
 The patient was Emma Potvin, thirty-tive years old. of 209 Chapel street. She speaks French only and has been a city charge but a week
 Since last Friday she has eaten but three teaspoonfuls of food, and that was taken under protest which required four men and two women to overcome,
 Superintendent Spier gave the facts to Judge Cleave!and yesterday morn ing. stating that in Middletown the au- thorities have apparatus necessary to force insane persons to eat against their will. He also stated that if the woman stayed here she would die. Judge Cleaveland looked up the law on com mitment of insane persons and found that he could not ordinarily commit
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
FOR PUBLIC BATHS.
A Mass Meeting to be Held Friday
 Night at Yale Hall

A Mass Meeting to be Held Friday
 Night at Yale Hall. A movement in which the members of the Yale Y. M. c. A.; and particular ly those who are interested in the work at Yale hall, in Franklin street, are prominent, has been started, having for it's object the establishment of free pub lie baths for the Fifth. Sixth and Sev- enth wards of the city. | A mass meeting will be held at Yale ! hall on Friday evening, May 4. to con- slider the question, at which as large an attendance as possible is desired and ev- cry member of the university is cordial ly invited.
 The following gentlemen have con- sented to speak at this meeting: Rev. A. F. Irvine, religious director of the New Haven Y. M. c. A.; Walter Leigh of New Haven, and probably H. G.. Newton, president of the board of health, and Samuel Dibble. J. E. Mil Ter, alderman-elect from the Sixth ward. will preside.
 Invitations have been sent to all all dermen and councilmen. of the Fifth, Sixth and Seventh wards and all edit ors of the New Haven papers. Father John Russell of St. Patrick's church has also been invited besides many oth- CTS.
 Promises of assistance have been re- ceived from number of prominent citizens, including Mayor Driscoll, Judge Cleaveland and the Congrega- tional club, of which pr. Newman Smyth and Judge s. E. Baldwin are members.
 At this meeting petition will be signed and presented to the new court of common council, after its organiza- ton about the first of June. It is also hoped to arouse public interest and to secure from the council an official ap- propriation to establish and carry on public bath houses.
 The site and style of building to be secured has not yet beer decided upon. This will be left to the department which is put in charge of the matter, or to the public bath house commission, if the New Haven city. charter is so amended at the next session of the leg tslature as to permit the appointment of such a council by the mayor.
 The committee of the Mems Neighbor- hood club of Yale hall, which has charge of the meeting, consists of w. H. Daly, w. J. Montgomery, Rev. A. F. Irvine, R. H. Edwards 1901 and c. P. Mitchell.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
THE UPPER COURTS.

Judge Gager, acting as referee in the suit of J. E. Hinsdale and others against the town of Meriden has award ed damages of 1925 to the plaintiff. A meeting of the property owners with Judge Gager has been arranged for May at the court in Meriden as they state the case has misunderstanding.
 The suit of the town of Cheshire vs. Philip Hesaher was decided by Judge Studley yesterday. The plaintiff was given $53 damages
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
THE LARGEST AyNUAn rnEM1um.

Minneapolis Man Takes SI,O0O,oOo
 Policy in Mutual I.ife Ins. Co. of New
 York.
 New York, April SO.-Mr. Frank H. Peavey ot Minneapolis, Mfna., has ob- tained insurance in the Mutual Life In- surance company Of New York to the amount of s1,OOO,00O. the annual premt- um or the policy being $4S, ,39O. This Is the largest annual premium payable or, one policy ever received byyany life in surance company in the world Last year member of the Vanderbilt fam fly was insured in the Mutual Life In- surance company Of New York for one million dollars, the premium required in that case being about $35,000 annually. The Mutual Life confines it's business to healthy lives. and does not accept impaired or vicious risks.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
LABovITCH RELEASED.

Robert Labovitch was taken before Commissioner Wright yesterday by Deputy United States Marshal Bowen and took the poor debtors oath in, or der to get out of jail Labovitch was arrested last fall for opening letters while employed as elevator porter in the Warner hall apartments.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
Whar Shall We Have for Dessert :?

This question arises in the family every day. Let us answer It today. Try Jell-O, delicious and henlthful dessert. Pre- pared in two minutes. No boiling! nc bak- Ing. simply add boiling water and set to cool Flayors:-Leinon, Orange, Raspberry
 and Strawberry. Get package at your
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01

To Cure n Cold i'm One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All the druggists refund the money if 1t fails to cure. E. w. Grove's signature ia on each box. 26c.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
THE SINGLE TAx-AN ENQUIRY.

To the Editor of the Journal and Courier:
 Will the single taxers kindly explain briefly what they think of double and treble taxation as illustrated by the re- assessment of New Haven real estate. Do the single taxers include in their theory taxation of the land, taxation of house or houses thereon, also barns if any and outbuildings thereon. And what do they think of the reassessment business? I for one would like to know.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
wEDDED FIFTY YEARS.

Mir. and Mrs.. B. Shoninger Yesterday Celebrated Their Golden Wedding. Many friends and relatives of MT. and Mrs. Bernard Shoninger called at the Shoninger residence yesterday af- ternoon to congratulate the aged couple on the celebration of the fiftieth anni- versary of their wedding. Mr. and Mrs. Shoninger were married in New York just fifty years ago yesterday and came at once to New Haven, where they have spent the intervening yearO. MT. Shoninger has built up here large manufacturing establishment which is known the world over. He is large employer of men and his large factory Is credit and benefit to the city.
 Among others present yesterday at the f1ftieth anniversary celebration were seven children, ten grandchildren and two great grandchildren. MT. and Mrs. Shoninger though advanced in years seem many years younger and were congratulated yesterday on that fact.
 Though the affair was very informal and quietly arranged, in the afternoon many of the old friends of the couple who had been informed of the event came in to extend to them their hear tiest congratulations and best wishes. TAKING CLAIMS AT WALNUT
 BEACH.
 The following act of the legislature ap- proved May Il, 1899, on demand of cer- tain summer residents at Walnut Beach will interest many:
 Every person who shall, between the first day of April and the first day Of July in any year, take any soft or long clans at Walnut Beach in the town of Milford, between Milford Point break water and Pond Point, shall be fined not more than $7.''
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01

ATTORNEY HENRY PLATT OF
 MILFORD CRITICALLY ILL. Henry Platt of Milford, a well known lawyer, is seriously i'll at his home and is not expected to survive.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01

Mrs. Potvin without 8 legal period to elapse after an advertised hearing. Difficulty was avoided by Judge Cleavo- land, who issued an insane warrant, with the understanding that If It is found necessary, Mrs. Potvin will be brought back from Middletown.
 Mrs. Potvin came here from Canada over a year ago She is insane on the subject of religion. Dr. Lindsley and Dr. Daggett made tho examination.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
All About You

people are suffering from colds in the head, with fever depression and weakness. It's the Grip Be ready when it first attacks you
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
HaIe's Honey of Horehound and ar

should be taken at the first sign of Grip. It cures. a54, 5oe, $I.oo per bottle; the largest size cheapest. At all druggists. Take none but Hale's.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
sALooNKEEPER ACCUSED.


 Deputy Sheriff Goodhart yesterday morning attached the cafe of Charles G. Wilkinson at 10S Church street in a suit for $2, 900 damages brougt by Cap- tain George R. Hodgdon, the former proprietor. Later in the day Attorney James s. Green, counsel for Hodgdon, applied to City Attorney Webb for a warrant for the arrest of Wilkinson on the charge of selling mortgaged property. The warrant was issued and given to an officer to serve. Wilkinson purchased the business from Hodgdon about five months ago, and has been in charge since that time. The busi- ness was sold for $S,000 Wilkinson pay ing $1,0O0 down and giving notes for the balance A few days ago, Hodgdon claims, Wilkinson sold cash register which was under mortgage and the machine was shipped out of town. The suit for s2,000 is returnable to the civil side of the city court the first Monday in May. Keeper Munson is in full possession of the establishment.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
TAKING CLANS AT WALNU,
 BEACH

Stops the Cough
 and works off the Cold. Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets cure cold in one day. No Cure, No Pay. Price 25c, ta27 fol ' m eod2m
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-05-01
E. scHoENBERGER S SONS.

Palace and Central Markets. Poultry, Meats and Vegetables-Speeial Prices To- day: Sparerib Sc b, legs Lamb lie lb, Veal 1Oc lb, Steaks 3 lbs 25c, Corned Beef Sc lb, Chickens 10c lb, Turkeys 12c lb. Tea, Cof- fee and Spices. Best Table Butter 24c lb, s dozen Fresh Eggs for s1O0, 2 lbs Good Coffee for 25c, Best Tea 35c lb.
 E. SCHOENBERGER & SONS, 92-96 George street and 1-2-3 Central Mar
 ket, Congress avenue. Phone 120.