Evening journal., 1900-04-25
JONES BEWAELS
BLASTED HOPES
SympathizeS Deeply With.
BiggS and Salisbury.
COngratuIates Governor Tunnel on the
Relief He win Experience Now
That Quay Case is Settled.


Kent Kounty, Delleyware.
Claymont, April 25, 1900.
Mi dere Mary Ann:
Mister Kway haint goin' to be seeted, /
am hit sertenly is sad. Hits mitey dis
lulredgin' fer a feller who's aspirin fer |
things he CANT git. Hits a warnin' /
wot won't have no effect on uthers, fer
I've noticed as how these fellers as
would like to go to the Yoonited Stats
Senit thinks themselves excepshuns tol
the generel rOOl.
1 wish yu kud see the grass an flow
ers up yere in Marry Floor Ease. |
They Sc somethin nice. / feel more fer
Mister Addix an Mister Biggs an Mis-
ter Sawlsberry than / do fer Mister
Kway, fer no wot a shock hit mus be
to their hopes an eXpectashuns. How's
wheat alool1in' down arOun' Sandtown.
| There Oughter be a mitey good stand,
lcOnsiderin' the Winter we've bin a
lhavin'. Mister Biggs an Mister Sawls-
berry wuz so ded set ON gOin' to the
Yoonited Stats Senit that to stay in
i Dellyware frum this time on mus be a
mitey gloomy prOspeck. CESS the
| gladdest feller in Dellyware is Guvner
4 Tunnel. He wuz jes' betwixt an be-
i tween like, an wuz being pulled an
lhawled thisaway an thataway bi
trends NV Mister Biggs an Mister
lSawlsberry until hit KEEP him bizzy
lstraitenin' his close. His CRATE ap-
lpointin' power wuz KEEP layin' awake
of mites wunderin' wether hit shud be
> Mister Biggs or Mister Sawlsberry, an
/ lthinkin how hit cud exert hitself with
/ out gittin a good cussin' frum one side
or the uther Guvner Tunnel had re-
{ lseeved positive infermashun as to how
. Mister Kway wuz goin' to be seeted.
] You, see, Mary Ann, these fellers wOt
/ thinks they is cut out fer YOonited
Stats Seniters is apt to take things fer
granted. Look at mi friend Mister Ad-
dix, fer instance. He's one of the
surest men of gittin' there in his mind
that l ever seen. Ef this yere Kway
suspense had kept up much longer,
Mister Biggs an Mister Sawlsberry
wud sertenly have got hit in the he'd
like Mister Addix has had hit fer goin'
on mitey nigh ate years. Hits sertenly
astonishin' how this yere sennytoryal
fever grows on a feller when he once
gifts hit. Seein as how things is as
they has turned out to be, / CESS Mister
Y
latin on havin' a bizzy winter shakin'
hands an bilden fenses.
Wen you take the buttern eggs into
Feltin mex Satterdy 1 wish you'd call
at the stashun an say to Mister Kon-
ner that hits hardly necessary fer him
to ask fer emmy time of to attend the
Republican Nashunel Konvenshun, fer
his seet's bin taken by the Reglers, an
Irr. to-
Addix fellers. Hits bin sed up here
as how vile Mister Mckinley hain't {
got no seets or ticBits to spare fer us
fer the k0nvenshun, we kin vote fer
him next Fall. Hits sertenly inspirin'
/ CESS the yaller heffer's KAT is git
tin to be a big feller by this time.
How's the Children? Mister Handy an
Mister Gray is still ont agin sound
money an expanshun, but l notice as
how there haint bin no change i'm the
rashio an that the fightins still goin'
ION in the Fillypeens. Mister Biggs an
Mister Sawlsberry had better keep an
eye on Mister Handy. fer while hos
iagin eXpanshn generelly, ef he kin ex-
pand hisself into a YOonited Stats
Seniter he's again to do hit That S
the kind Of an antee-eXpenshunist Mis-
ter Handy is. Hits my opinion as how
Mister Gray wudn't be agin spredin'
out considerable, too. Hits a question
who's the original Brian man here in
Dellyware. Mister Handy allows as
how he il, and John Ell Sawlsberry
sez he IL; but frum the way things is
shapin' up fer President / don't think
hit matters much who is, fer vile Mis-
ter Brian is livn in his private cana
I.afHr NrF FrsHN
original Brian man to do except to ar
range meetin's fer him an look PIES
ent.
1 suppose you seen in the papers as
how Mister Clark, of Montana, got hit
in the soler plecksis. Hits sertenly
diskuredgin', fer Mister Clark didn't
do nuthin but spend his own money
l1f you see Bob Kennels will you asst
him ef he thinks that that there Clark
case will have emmy effect on Mister
Addix ef he gifts elected this comm
winter Ef hit wll ] don't think
there's emmy use Of Mister Addix goin
into the fight / told him so a mite OF
two ago. but he allowed as how Mister
Clark didn't go about hit rite He sez
Mister Clark ought to have bot the
voters iira,; then the Legislature an
then the YCJnitcd Stats SENT. Hits
his opinion as how Mister Clark dun
an rite as far as he went. but he
didn't so far enuf
Ei Wilber Bernight has cnng OF them
there Waller Rose pcrlatcrs for seed
yude better git or 5 hushel an have
EN- put in jest as soon as the ground
fittin
Mary Ann. did yu redo our Stait plat
form. Hits all rite. I rote hit, an
Mister Addx red hit to our people Wer
hit cum to tellin' the boys wot a mic,
lfaller Mister Mckinley WIZ. an how
much he had dun fer this country an
Spain an ua Addix men, he mitey
nish broke down. Tit aertenly wa.
mchin
Mister AddiX an Mister Alice wen
down TO Washington an seen Mlste
Mckinley. lie met EN- at the stashuI
lcn' carried their grips up to the White
House wich wuz deckerated with flag
an uther things. Mister AfcKinle,
told Mister Adaix that ennything h
ised went, providin' hit met with the ap
lurrVal Of Kernel Dammit Micfof. Al