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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-08
FROM The PULPIT
PRAISE FOR DR.. WILLIAMS PINK
PILLS FOR PALE PEOPLE.
Rev. Enoch Hill, of Grand Junction, Iowa,
Loud in His Praise of this WONDERFUL
Remedy Which He Has Used
With Such Good Results.

From the Era Headlight, Grand juno
ton, Ia)
No higher praise can be offered nor
better references given concerning the
virtues of Dr. williams Pink Pills for
Pale People than the many voluntary
testimonials from ministers of the
gospel which have come from Sll parts
Of the country and which have more
than supported all the claims made for
this excellent medicine.
The most recent Endorsement is that
coming from Rev. noch Hill, pastor
of the NJ. L. church of Grand Junction,
Iowa. who says:
Il am a firm believer in the efficacy
of DIR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People, the remedy having been used
in my family, with highly gratifying
results. For three or four years 1 was
a sufferer from general debility. /
seemed to be lacking in vitality, was
tired out most of the time and sleep
gave me no rest or refreshment. l was
troubled with headache much of the
time and although 1 was not confined
to my bed, my illness incapacitated me
for energetic work in my pastorate.
"A sister-in-law living in Nebraska.
who has suffered very much and who
has used DR.. Williams Pink Pills with
good results, recommended them TO me
/ and 1 decided to try them. had taken
but two or three doses Of the pills when
I l found that they were helping me and
/ further use of the remedy brought such
relief that 1 am glad to offer this public
recommendation of DR.. Williams Pink
( Pills for Pale People in the interest of
suffering humanity
My wife was troubled much as 1
was although her case was aggravated
by insomnia. The pills also proved of
the greatest benefit in her case.
Il have recommended the pills to
many whom / have met in my work
and am always pleased to endorse the
medicine. the excellence OF which has
been established within my own OBJ
servation."
(Signed) REV. ENOCH HILL
All the elements necessary to give
new life and richness to the blood and
: restore shattered nerves are contained
l in a condensed form, in DR.. Williams
, Pink Pills for Pale People They arr
an unfailing specific for such diseases
. as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis
r st. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neuralgia
< rheumatism. nervous headache. the af
: ter effects of the grip, palpitation of tn
: heart, pale and sallow compilations an,
: all forms of weakness either in male o
. female. Dr. Williams Pink Pills ar
a sold by all dealers, or viii be sent post
e pair on receipt of price. so cents box
Il or six boxes for $3.50, (they are neve
g sold in bulk or by the 1OO. Address ID
!. Williams Medicine Co, Schenectady
: y. Y.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-08
CURED OF CHRONIC DIARRHOEA
AFTER THIRTY YEARS OF
SUFFERING

II suffered for thirty years with
diarrhoea, and thought 1 was past be-
ing cured" says John S. Holloway OF
French Camp. Miss. Il had spent so
much time and money and suffered so
much that / had given up all hopes
Of recovery. l was so feeble from the
effects of the diarrhoea that
could do no kind of labor, could not
even travel. but by accident / was per
mitted to find a bottle of CHAMBERLAIN
Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
and after taking several bottle / am
entirely cured Of that trouble. / am SO
pleased with the result that am anx-
ious that IL be IL. reach of all who suffer
as have" For sale by Benson. Smith
& Co. Ltd wholesale agents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-08

Physical resources: Didn't it re-
Quire a lot Of nerve TO stand up and
face the enemy in battle?" asked the
interested listener. "Yes'm." said the
old soldier, and it took a whole lot of
muscle to get away when the beggars
charged on us.'-Chicago Tribune.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-08

A double blow: Yes, we had quite
blowout at our house early this morn
ing" Peculiar time for il" Yes; the
new hired girl blew out the gas In the
gas-stove and the gass blew out the
side of the acknowledgements pam
Dealer.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
FROM BRYAN AND JONES.
Issues of the Coming Campaign Brief
Set Forth.

Issues of the Coming Campaign Briefly
Set Forth.
CHICAGO, June 15.-The following
statements by William J. Bryan and
Chairman Jones of the Democratic ma
tional committee are published by The
Tribune:
"Money, imperialism and trusts will
be the three great issues in the Demo
cratic platform. Money includes silver
and paper. Imperialism carries mill
tarism and the Boer war. The contest
in South Africa is one where imperial
ism is now specifically applied and
therefore it concerns the people Of this
country. The Chicago platform will be
reaf6rmed and the new issues that have
arisen added to it's principles. I have
not been asked by Senator Jones or
anyone else to drop 16 to l.
"W. J. BRYAN"
81 believe that Colonel W. j. Bryan
will carry every state he carried in 1896
and moreover will carry Kentucky and
Maryland. He has splendid chance
in Indiana, Ohio and New York. The
great fight will be in New York and
Ohio and we have gained in both states
since 1896. The Pacific coast is stronger
today for Colonel Bryan than in 1896.
Kansas and Colorado we will carry and
the situation in the two Dakotas is
most encouraging.
GAMES z. JONES'"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
PAYNE OUT Of IT
Wisconsin Man Not a Candidate
for Vice President on the
Republican Ticket.
Hopes His State Delegation Will
Unanimously Support SEQ
field for the Place.
Minnesota Men Are Not a Unit
in Their Support of Ex-
Senator Washburn.

PHILADELPHIA, June 15.-Henry @.
Payne, member Of the national COM
mittee from Wisconsin, sent the follow
ing dispatch to the chairman OF the
Wisconsin delegation:
81 am not candidate for vice presi-
dent, or any other Office. I hope our
delegation will unanimously support
Governor Scofeld.''
This was in answer to letter which
Mr.. Payne had received and which sug-
gested that the Wisconsin delegation
would present Mr.. Payne's name if he
would permit it.
Thus far the only candidate for Sec
ond place who is making any visible
demonstration is the man who stands
the least show, Timothy Woodruff of
New York, and he has already engaged
the brass bands that are available in
Quaker city like this for big demon
stration Monday afternoon.
General Hubbard, national commit.
teeman for Minnesota, says:
II am talking for Washburn when.
ever I get chance. I have secured
headquarters for all our delegation, ex.
cept Senator Davis and Mr.. Roverud of
the First district. I find that the only
organization here for any candidate for
vice president is for Dolliver. There is
crowd of young men here booming
him"
The apathy of Minnesota to Wash
burn occasions much talk here. Con-
gresham J. A. Tawney has engaged
rooms here and is coming to assist the
Dolliver boom. He has declared openly
for Dolliver.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
CAUGHT BY BANDITS.
THE INCONVENIENCE OF BEING MIS-
TAKEN FOR A LORD.

With Two Pairs of Ears and Posi-
bly, Two Lives at Stake and No
Ransom In Sight, the Captives De.
cided 1t Was Time For Business.
copyright, 19OO by c. B. Lewis.l
If an American wants to go abroad
on a cash capital of $500, there is no
law to prevent, even if he is a news
paper man who has saved and econo-
nized for six or seven years to get that
much wealth together. When started
out with my friend Gillian, who was
an artist instead of journalist, and
had $50 less capital as well, we took
steerage passage on steamer and
planned to do Europe on foot and avoid
all extravagances. AS to how we got
along until we struck Greece and a
certain event happened is of no great
consequence. We tramped here and
there, ate, slept and had a fairly good
time.
From Athens we went on tramp up
the country, viewing tombs and ruins
by the way, and after putting in two
days at Marathon we started out one
morning for hamlet called Histro-
plus. We were first met by about
dozen dogs Of all sizes, ages and colors,
and each one a worse looking dog than
the one who came after. After we had
dubbed the pack off we were charged
down upon by nine children of various
sizes and ages, all of whom needed
soap and water. They rallied around
us for small coin, and not getting any
they fell back and gave four women a
chance. We got rid Of the latter to
encounter three men, one of whom
could speak little English. They
were-dirty, ragged villains, who did not
hesitate to threaten us, and not word
could we get out of them about the
ruins until we had come down with
backsheesh. Gillian started out after
a bit to do some sketching, while |
found place to take a nap, and the
Inhabitants Of Histrophus finally got
out Of breath begging for coins and
trying. to get us to buy a skeleton old
goat for So and went back to their flea
infested huts.
At the end Of two hours was awak-
ened by some one giving me a smart
kick on the hip, and reused up to see
that we had been taken prisoners by
four brigands. The fellows had come
down off the mountains, about four
miles away, having probably been no
titled by a messenger from the village.
/ have many times read of the pictur-
esque Greek brigands, but the four
who gobbled us up that day must have
gone out of the picturesque business
some weeks previous They were
70 coed nGlv LOT. no better than the
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16

old fellow. Had you got hold Of Rock
efeller, Gould or Vanderbilt you might
have made a raise and bought garlic
factory, but we are almost down to
hardpan. Sorry for you, but you CAM
always hit it. even In the brigand bust.
ness.''
"But you must write" persisted the
wooden headed rascal. "You must
write to the American minister that il
he does not send us $4,000 by our
messenger your ears will be sent him in
package"
read the letter to Bobetto after u
was written, and he was perfectly sat
isfed that it would fetch the cash in
reply. It. was sent off by messenger,
who would be gone at least ten days,
and then we went into retirement.
1t is the rule with all brigands who
have prisoner on hand to lie low and
take no chances. thought it well to
prepare this gang for disappointment,
and when the messenger had departed
I told them that he would only have
the journey for nothing.
eft cannot be for nothing grimly re
piled Bobetto as he brought out a knife
and felt of it's edges. eff no money
comes, then your ears go to Athens! If
they fail to bring it, then we will send
on your heads"
Sentinels were posted on the hills
around to prevent a surprise, and we
had nothing to do but loaf about. 3D.
bette thought he knew the game OF
poker. and it was for US to undeceive
him. In three days Gillian and had
won every cent he had. We offered to
put up 5000 against our ears, but the
brigand assured us with great dignity
that it wasn't regular. About once Il
day thought it my duty to inform
Bobetto that we were moneyless Amer
leans and that there was nothing in it
for him, and he always replied to ne
with lift of the eyebrows and a shrUE
of the shoulders and the words:
''Time will tell. my lord: time will
tell. 1t has happened that | have had
to send ears and head to Athens be.
FORE
For the first five days of our captivi-
ty we were closely guarded. and there
could be no thought of escape. Then,
as we appeared to make ourselves at.
home, the vigilance Of the brigands
was relaxed. While only four had been
concerned in our capture, there were
really six in the band. One of them
had broken leg, and the other was
acting as nurse. Two sentinels were
always stationed at points half mile
away, and occasionally a brigand fell
asleep during the day. ! think it was
on the eighth day and at about 8
o'clock in the afternoon when the bri-
gand nurse was sent for provisions.
AS two were acting as sentinels and
third was lying helpless, this left
only two men to deal with. One Of
these was Bobetto, and he sat with his
back to rock DOING with the heat
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
VERMONT DEMOCRATS.

Convention Names a State Ticket and En-
dorses Bryan.
MONTPELIER, VT, June 15.-The
Democratic state convention held here
during the day, nominated full state
ticket by reclamation, endorsed Bryan
for president, reaf1rmed the Chicago
platform, and declared against the Sim
perial policy of the administration and
the Republican party. . Following are
the nominations: Governor, John H.
Senter, Montpelier; lieutenant governor,
e. S. Harris, Bennington; secretary of
state, H. o. Cummings, Richmond;
state treasurer, Elisha May, st. Johns
bury; auditor, @. A. Fitzpatrick, White
River Junction.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16

men of the village, and we were rar
more disguised with their breaths than
! afraid of their knives. The leader spoke
English fairly well, and have always
| felt grateful to him on that account.
All leaders of Greek brigands should
| learn three or four languages before
proceeding to business, as it is great
help toward an understanding about
| identity, money matters and so forth.
It was the leader who had kicked me,
which / have always taken as COM
pliment, and as sat up he saluted me
and said:
my lord, you will please consider
yourself prisoner and come along
without resistance"
"But don't make any mistake on
me-" 1 replied. GAS near as l can
make out from this short range you
are brigands."
81 am Bobetto," he said as he laid
his hand on his heart and bowed low.
excuse me that never heard Of
you before. You are brigand and in
it for money, and this is your band|
'My lord is correct"
"Now, about this lord business. Let
us have an understanding. Who do
you take me for?''
can English lord, my lord. l have
been expecting you for several days.
The name l cannot pronounce, but l
know you to be the gentleman. Have
no fears for your safety, as it will be
case of ransom"
"This is kind Of you. If you take
me for an English lord, who do you
make this other chap to be"
ssYour companion, sir. His name
heard but cannot give it. He will also
be held for ransom
Then we started off to the west The
particular retreat of this band was
half way up mountain, and consisted
of two brush huts and fire in front
Of them We were in no manner i'll
used. They could have robbed US Of
our few dollars and personal property,
but they did not even search US for
weapons. AS soon as we had arrived
at the huts, however, Bobetto brought
out stationery and commanded me to
WrECC 10 Tic GaSlISu uAhASlOA o.
Athens and obtain the sum Of $4,000.
Both Gillian and I burst out laughing
at this demand. and after a little |
said to the leader:
"Of what use 10 play the fool in this
matter? AS told you before, we are
Americans. and poor men at that. We
can raise about 5000 apiece. but not
another cent. and if you take that we
shall have to turn hrigands and com
pete with you in business"
r1itss Esay be Americans, but you are
zas SesS& just the same" replied Bo-
bette.
But there are no titles in America.
If should write to the American min
lister, he would take It as a joke. You
haven't got a soft snap in this thing,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
BIDS FOR ARMoR PLATE.
Navy Department About Ready to Issue
the Circulars.

Navy Department About Ready to Issue
the Circulars.
WASHINGTON, June 15.-The navy
department has completed the prepare
ton of circular calling for bids fol
supplying armor plate in the navy and
it will be ready for issue as soon as
some typographical changes have been
made. For the first time the depart
ment has adopted the policy of classify.
ing the armor called for in the adver.
tisement. Under the price heretofore
paid for armor it was scarcely worth
while to make any distinction between
the various grades of armor required.
At the enhanced price now prevailing
considerable saving can be effected by
classifying the armor
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16

[ of the day. Gillian was lying on
back, while was looking carelessly
I a Greek newspaper. All of a sud-
the artist sat up and whispered to II
Lets end this right here and no
You tackle the leader, and I'll go
the other fellow
The "other fellow" was at the II
heaping the brands together. We r.
up in unison and made the attack.
gave old Bobetto kick on the
which knocked him over and cau'
doleful bowls, and Gillian hit his n
such a blow on the neck as to rem
him unconscious for half an no
There were two guns in camp, and SO
seized them and made for the hi
way, only mile distant. Before
parting l gave the leader a tap on
head to quiet his yells, and SO far a
know we were not followed rod.
reached the highway just in time
get lift in a passing cart and in a
pie of hours were in Marathon. As
the letter, il was delivered at the {
sulate, but was looked upon as a ]
and the messenger sent off EN-
handed. We might have lost our e
on his return, but were not there
have them sliced off. Bobetto q
two years later, as l read in the
pers, and it is said that he was ba -
disfgured by a broken jaw-the
''my lord'' gave him with an Ameri'
calfskin shoe. M. Qua.
The Duchess Of b had an
Presbyterian nurse who was once 4
suaded to attend the beautiful chu
they had built. The duchess afterW
asked her if it was not very beauti %"
and she said, ooh, yes, very" I'll
the singing" said the duchess, ~
not that lovely?" Eyes, your graz
she said. 'It was lovely, but it's
awful way of spending the Sabbath
A Scotch lady and her gardener uf.
to worship together, not agreeing vii
my form of church doctrine. A fri ~
demonstrated with her and asked,
you really think you and your garde#
are the Only Two real uempeFS VI
true church on earth?" to which
replied, "Weel, I'm nae sac SURF
John"
A Scotch minister from large TIL
once visited and preached in a RI us~
parish and was asked to pray for
He did so, and the rain came in f(f
and destroyed some Of the CT
whereupon one elder remarked to
other, "This comes O. intrusting
request to meenister who isna
quentit VII agriculture" Bis
How's Notebook. -.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
Appointment for Bynum.

WASHINGTON. June 15.--The presi-
dent has appointed ex-Representative
w. D. Bynum of Indiana member of
the commission to codify the criminal
laws Of the United States, vice D. B.
Culberson, deceased.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
The Deweys Return to Washington.

WASHINGTON, June Is. Admiral
Dewey and party returned to Wash
angton over the Baltimore and Ohio.
Mrs Dewey has practically recovered
from sli hit attack Of tonsilitis from
which she suffered while in the West
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
British Troops Leave Hong Kong

HONG KONG, June 15.-Four
panies of the Hong Kong regime
mountain battery and a field bate
Asiatic artillery, with battery d
inch guns, have started for Ten
The fusiliers are expected to sail Q;
Terrible, June Is.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
Was 10 Years of Age.

SAN DIEGO, Cal, June Is. Mrs Gar
dingo, the Oldest Of the Mission Indians
Of this county, is dead, aged 10 years.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
TOWN SUPERVISORS: sto

using wood sulverts and small bridges.
Put in Sewerpipe culverts and make your
roads once for all. Costs less in the long
run and once completed makes perfect
road always.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
Mowers and Binders.

Buckeye mowers, Milwaukee mowers,
Buckeye and Milwaukee binders at right
prices.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
OLD HICKORY WAGONS.

Wide tire, none better. Best ironed.
Best material and best painted of any
wagon on the market
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
BUGGIES.

Open and top buggies and Road
wagons in all styles and prices,
A full line of CULTIVATOR5, both
riding and walking.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
FARM MACHINE,

placing
complete
Walking Plows Buggies and Wagons
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
The Old Reliable
John Deere Flows.

Guaranteed to scour in any soil. Walk
ing, Sulky and Gangs in all sizes.
USE the De Laval Cream
Separator, and save all your butter
and give your sweet warm skinned milk
to your calves and pigs and save hours
of work cleaning cans and pans.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
BINDING TWINE,

Sisal and Standard that measure 800
feet to the pound, nc. This measure
ment is guaranteed, thing other dealers
dare not do.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-06-16
MILLE'T SEED.

l have just received a fresh
stock of choice German millet
Call early and get your wants
supplied.
complete stock of FUEL, FENCE POSTS
and BARBED WIRE always kept on hand
GRAIN bought at my elevators in Morris,
Cyrus and Starbuck, which are open for business
throughout the year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-02-20
s. S. Lehua,
BENNETT, Master.


MOLAKAI,, MAUI, LANAI.
Sails every Monday for Kaunakakai,
Gaualo, Maunalei, Kalaupapa, Laha-
ina, Honolua. Olowalu. Returning ar
riyes at Honolulu Saturday mornings.
This company reserves the right to
make changes in the time OF departure
and arrival /: its steamers WITHOUT
NOTICE, and It will not be resDonsi-
ale for any consequences ari-s ehsre-
from. .
Consignees must / Is THO '-cding
IN receive their frei..4t Tk- IN
sanv will not hold itself iospons.soe
lar freight after It has been landed.
Lave stock received only at owners
This company will not be RESPONSE
Ma for money or valuables OF passen-
TERI unless placed in the care of the
a ssongers are requested to pur-
shaso tickets before embarking. Those
Ssiiins 10 do 20 vii be subject to an
additional charge Of twenty-five per
The company will not be liable for
luso Of. nor injury to. nor delay In,
10 delivery Of baggage or personal
O1ects o. the passenger beyond ~
mount Of S100ao, unless the valv~
g sane be Nee7eed. at or befot vac
" & y, Nen ed freight paid
~ ~ 49,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-02-20
DETENTION CAMPS.


Minister Young made verbal report
on detention camp matters. Levers e.
Cooke had not yet decided about an
extension of lease or other disposition
of their land to the Government after
the term of one year free had expired.
They gave their assent, however, to the
removal Of old buildings erected by the
Government after such years occu-
pancy. Mr.. Richards offered lease.
after the year free. for $3.50 per an
mum, of the Vineyard street camp
property, but wished to reserve, with
pro rata reduction of rental a site for
row of stores fronting on the street.
The Government was laying regula-
tion sewer, to be connected with the
main system when that was ready and,
In the meantime, to carry off only
washing water. In answer to ques-
tlon from Mr.. Isenberg, IL the sewers
were to be extended to Waialae, the
Minister OF the Interior said It was in
the mind of the Government to ex-
tend spurs Of the system to wherever
there were considerable clusters of
houses
Adjourned at 4;35.