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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-01-05
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to refund tue money on 4 90 cost h,ttla
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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-01-05
Religious and :
|Pz,iSassflsS'0pic Work S
tdi,ss BY CORA A. WELLS. 6

Y. NJ. c. a. building. This Is an adj
journed meeting.
4 very interesting review OF the
quarters lessons WIS given last Sab
bath i'm the PawtuXet congregational
Sunday school room. Mr. Thurston gave
stereopticon illustrations OF the "1Afe
If Christ" IL was an interesting ana
profitable exercise.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-01-05

The field secretary gave helpful re-
view OF the last quarters Sunday
school lessons last Sunday i'm the CAL
vary NJ r.. church. Central Falls. He
addressed the sunday school at noon
and the congregation In the evening.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-01-05

\ thrpe-acre potato n1to1 near Naps
leon. No. sleldpd 1920 bushels.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-01-05

In goo Anglican churches IN Engls 4
incense is in Ger moulal use
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
Go hJhnm 1t Mlan Concern.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED


STATES OF AMERICA. To the Marshal OF the South
District Of New York. Greeting:
WHEREAS. a libel and petition has been in the
District Court the Dis
OF New York the Goth day Of March 1900 by
Ccmpa Generate Transatlantique.
liability injury by
steamship Bourg0gne and the
ship 4th day 1898
the and in said libel and petition
that may all persons claiming
FOR such loss damage injury thereby
cited appear before the said Court due
proof OF their respective claims and all proceedings
liable FOR such loss damage injury, 1t be
final Court;
WHEREAS. the said petitioner has duly
the said steamship La BourEogne and her pend
ing freight 10 trustee duly appointed pursuant 70 the
order Of said Court,
you ARE THEREFORE, COMMANDED 70 cite all per-
claiming damages fer any such loss damage in
jury occasioneG BY said collision appear
Thomas Alexander, ESQ, Commissioner
United District Court. in the :
House and Post Office Building Borough OF
Manhattan. City of New York. before nth day
commanded cite such claimants 10 appear and
the allegations Of the libel petition
before the said lasnamed date. within
time this Court grant. and to nave
relief be
what have done premises do YOU then
return to this Court, together with writ.
WITNESS. Honorable Addison Brown. Judge Of ths
District Court Of the United States for the
day OF March, the Of nineteen hundred
and Of the independence Of United
dred and twenty fourth
IsEALl sATL II. LYMAN. Clerk
Proctors Petitioner.
No, 10 Cedar street New York.
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
STORAGE NOTICES.

MRS. H Il. JOHNS, Kate Bruce Thornp-
son, Nellie Mouahau, 3. w. Rogers.
Hattie h. King, Mrs. :. A. Clark, Mrs. T
:. Alexander. Samuel Thompson, Mrs
Morton, Lizzie Manlun, Miss J. Francis
Samuel Smith. Mary z. Soaring Mrs NJ
H Pearson. Louis BaumaH. :. w Smith
Ellen Spelin, Ernest =. Webb. Lulu Y r.
Smith, Theodore Cornu. Mrs. Davis Mrs
NJ L. Hayes and Dean Emery: You and
each of you are hereby notified that the
time for the payment Of nay lien upon
the property hereinafter described having
expired, after Que notice thereof mad been
given you. l win cause such property 70
VIII. household goods personal effects and
merchandise, stored by YOU II the Colum-
bia Storage Warehouses, to be sold at pub
lie auction, according 70 the statute in
such case made and provided. at Nos 32
and "a West 67th ST. on Saturday, Ma
18th. 1900, AT 1870 A. NJ. and II the sale
thereof is not completed by ! 30 2. NJ. on
said Gate the same will be continued at
the same place on each and every Satur-
day thereafter. beginning al 1919 A NJ
and continuing until 40 2 VI on each
Saturday until the same is completed
CHAS. Il. saul.
Proprietor Columbia Storage Warehouses
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
5urroqatr's Notires.
T EBERMUTH, ARRAHAM.-In pursuance OF

L NJ
~, an order OF Hon, Abner c. Thomas a Surrogate Of
s- 0ounay OF view York. Notice Is hereby given all
- .os having claims against Abrahem Lebermuth late
oI tfe CuhN OF New York deceased present the
l.h Nouchers thereof the subscriber place
business. OF
10 ali ST. in the Borough Manhattan in the City OF
NS~ fCrk. on or before 22d cay Of August next.
ba'tc New Aork. the 5th day or February. 1900
DAVID LEBERMCTE.
a1LeA IQdift SLIEFEL, Administrator.
haitian New York Cit, | - ~
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
limited STATES OF AMERICA. Southern

District New WHEREAS libel and
petition fled the District Court OF the United
1or the Southern District Of New York the 20h day
January 1900, by the Ocean Steamship Company OF
Savannah owner OF the steamship City of Augusta
boilers, apparel. tackle. Il.
limitation liability all loss. destruction
injury by collision and
ferryboat ''Chicago'' uds
River. New October 91st, 1899;
WHEREAS. said Petitioner and Libelant given a
stipulation 10 abice by and the awarded by
the final rendered by the District
Appellate Court II appeal intervene the
S21O 5S and interest the appraised value Of said ferry
boat pending freight:
NOW. THEREFORE. in pursuance Of the nonttfon
sued by the directed delivered I do
hereby al claiming damages
injury occastoneti
ision file and maxi due proof Of their respective claims
Thomas Alexander. Fsq. United
office in the Post Office Building in City
New before the lst dav May, 1900 IL
A. NJ. and appear before said Court build
ing day OF May 1900 II A M.
said petition and libel otherwise they will defaued
barred from participant in this suit.
Dated New York. January so. 1909
WILLIAM HENKFI.
United Southern District New
York.
MESSRS. DAVIES. STONE & AUERBACH
Petitioner Lbeant No 70 Nassau Street
Borough OF Manhattan City OF New York
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
LOST.

BANKBDOK No 2I9 aI3 OF the linton
Dime Savings Institution Is missing. ANY
person having clsiEl 10 II - Hereby called
upon - present the same within zen DAYS.
or submit 10 having "a d passboDk can
c+Iled and a urW one issued
LOST. .-FBarknook No. 559.34l Bank for
savings 2S0 4rA-1Er.. New oril Pa
ruant stopped Please return boof. 20 bs M.
LOST - Baullbook No. 7ts. 4hS Bank for
Savings 80 4tE-ave.. New-N0rk- Pay
ment stopped. Please return bO0tI 70 hank-
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01

81 ETIrHTER BOOK SALE.

BUILDING TO BE TORN DOWN
Books tor every body. rtcE and poor, old
and young, a. Lowering : NeN-Y ark Book
Exchange. Isl Broadway opposite Wana-
maker s.. books q every description az
lower prices than ever before offered n the
city. immense stock Of standard and MS
ceilaneCus books. finely bound sets, illus
trate6 gift books al prices never before
approached, encyclopedias tAppIet8n's
Cham be-E Britannica Pecpie' 81 a. your
OHFn price. second hand school books. re-
view books and books OF ali kiads bought.
SOD sn6 exchanged highest cash prices
PAID calls Al residence free LOVER
1AGS NEW YORK BOOK EXCHANGE
~ Broadway. between sth and 9ih s-s
opsE evenings
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
PHYSICAL CULTURE.

RELIEVE RHETTMATISM stiT Joints:
hot air treatment. 100 20 800 degree
Fahrenheit; male and female attendants;
hours 10 to /. SATHER. DO West 4ad-at
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
kEsDLISG WOOD.

Ring - 27e Madison Square for
z. : McCL.U SkEY : MURRAY HILL.
KENDLING WOOD FACTORY cor. 36th-
ST and ist-ave.--3S years experience, and
II direct connection with the largest deal
ers cf k!ncling wood enables me To DEFY
competition as 10 quantity anC quality At
the lowest prices. Hotels families, clubs,
banks. etc. supplied IN any parr Of Man
asrtan borough Telephone 20 Madison
Square
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
CARPET CLEANING.

CARPETS cleaned by steam, yy hanc o.
cn the n9or Carefu. Carpet Cleaning
- 1.5Js Broadway. 42l East sstn-.I
CO 4 EEANDT- Tel I22Ssth.
RED TcI,iCK ACKERMAN iS3 West 325-
g. near tth-sve---SteaEn carpet clean
inS and feather anf hair renavarIrc works
AANHA AT~TAN Steam Carpet Cleaning Co.
otloe anc factory. .23I 25-ave. near gsth-
-. Telephone 32s 79th-st. Steam
-.ean.rg AZ kinds. s.. per yard
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01

C-ARFTA KFRS German American cou-
pie no children. wish the care of tene-
nsnt= or fats. thoroughly experienced IL
steam heat. references Address II D
VIC 4al East S3d-st-. basement
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
PATENTS.

A.-THOMAS DREW STETsON. % Mur-
ray-st.. patent solicitor and expert. es-
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01

CARFTA X KF.R.-Man and wife. who can
furnish an abundance Of first class ref
.rencs regarding character and other
essentials would like care ~ residence
during absence OF family. NJ NJ LAUGH
LIN 35 Coiumbus-avs-
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
HELP WANTED.

Male.
ATTENTION, MEN.-ST so and few hours
light work takes you 10 Europe. no
steamship work. SHIPPING OFFICES )
Cbnr6n-sr. and T3 West-st.
NTED.-Sal lesmen; salary from start.
permanent place BROWN BROS. Co.
Nurserymsn, Rochester, y. ;.
USEFUL BOY or young man wanted 70
help gardener or COaChman on Long
Island country place; must be accustomed
% such work; strong and willing. State
age, wages, personal references. etc.
BROOKLYN, Box 26, Tribune Office
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01

GARDENER -Greeuhouse work veg~ts
bl@s garden lawns single. not less man
50 a month PEDER HANSEN. Mills Ho-
tel M l. Blee -'Ssr-st.
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
DRESSMAKISG.

7. WOLF Ladies' Tailor Riding habits
silk lined suits 70 order from S25 I'D:
perfect II guaranteed. 800 West 59th-sr
STYLISH and artistic dressmalung at rea-
sonable rates; remodelling perfect 1T
ing; home OF out. home preferred. Call
I4l East 50th-st.
UNITED STATES SUIT MANFG- co. SO
West lsth-st-. near 6tn-ave.-Skirt max
Ing 81 ap. jackets 81: bring your material:
alterations IN evening gowns and stage
dresses equal to new skirts rebound ana
pressed. 81; cleaning and dvetng
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01

CARETAK E,R. - respectable married
couple wish 20 care Tor private residence
d,,riag summer; 40 children. IL. B.. Boz
- J. 24e Broadway
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
sIACHfNEHX Z.

AT REDUCED PRIcEs.-5oo seeunc-hand
wood and iron working r-acnine.. fuhy
xusrznts>c; machinery bought ard ex
chsnged GEORGE T. EDDY. SIS Ast'-
Acn-SL
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
IN PURSUANCE or an order Of Hon lanes

Il N31'E'N--A-NN|tI OF OTUtr Hon. James
x, u y arnur1; Surrogate Q the County Of New
Sats sam against Hannah Duane OF County New
deceased 10 the
@ saoscIlRr at his place OF transactins business
zoe once or william p. Williams No II Broa.
Borough Of Manhatai city OF New York an r bsrogs
..ne ION day OF June Dated New York the 2Tth
oaY OF November, 1899 WILLIAM J DUANE Admin
.strator William P Williams Attorney for Admnistra-
TOT I4l broadway. Manhattan. York City
IN PURSUANCE Of an order Of Hon Abnar
- thomas Surrogate of the County o. Nev-York
hoNlce Is hereby given all persons having claims
AGAINST Ann d. Lee. late Of the County OF New-York
rteased 70 present the thereof To
- 81 Su9soIoeI at its place OF transacttrg business
:" Wall street, Borough Of Manhattan in Of
'~' ~@' ~ '7+'N'-D'"
Dated New-York the Path day OF February 1900
UNITED STATES TRUST COMPANY OF NEW-YORE
--,.--- -. Administrator with annexed,
EDWARD ". SHELDON
Attorney for administrator
- Wall Street
Manhattan New-York
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01

A DvERT1SEMENTS subscriptions The Tribune
received their Uptown Office No. i242 Broadway.
% north OF S1st-st o'clock advertise
following offices regular
Office D m. 254 sth-ave.. $ e.
cor 23d-st.: 6:h-ave-. cor 12th-st.; Macy's
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01

N PIRSU ANCE Of order of Hon Frank T
Fitzgerald, a Surrogate Of the County OF New York
NDII'E Is hereby given all persons having claims
against Henry Schne-. County OF New York
DECEASED 70 present the thereof
subscriber at her place OF tTansacug business at the
ne nited States Trust C7mpanys Building and
- Wall Street the City York on or before the
fifteenth day Of November. 1900, next
Dated New York the Both day of April.
-- = LeDROTHEA sCHIFFER, Executrix.
Attorneys Executrix and II Wall Street, New
York city.
IN PURSUANCE Of order of Hon. Abner
c. Thomas a Surrogate the County Of New York
Notice ts hereby given TO all persons having claims
against Cornelius Y. Sdell, late County OF New
York deceased present the vouchers thereof
the subscriber. her place business at
the Office OF Charles D. IngersoI. No no Broadway
before the 26th day Of Septen
Dated New York. the l4th day OF March. 1900
CHARLES D. INGERSOIL.
Attorney for Executrix
40 Broadway. Borough OF Manhattan New York City
IN PURSUANCE of an order of Hon Frank
: T. Fitzgerald, Surrogate OF County Of New
against Henry Maillard, O the County Of Nev
York. deceased vouchers thereof
10 the subscriber az his place business
AZ the Office Of Davis & Kaufman No 2sO Broadway
The City New York on er before the o5tb 7a, oS
october, 1900, @ VI
Dated New York. the 18th day Of April 1900
DAVIS & KAUFMAN
Attorneys Tor Executor
2S1 Broadway, Borough Of Manhattan.
New York City.
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
BILLIARD AND POOL TABLES.

BILLIARD AND POOL TABLES. new ana
seconc ranc- lowest p-1ces. "a sies- tens
MARX BROS p Union square
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
OLD BOOKS BOUGHT AND SOLD.

BOOKS bought for cash: entire libraries
purchased, calls residences free s. G.
RAINS. 73S9 5th-ave
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
DESKS AND OFFICE FURNITURE.

ELECTRIC MOTORS a. DYNAMOs.
ELECTRIC Motors and Dynamos, new and
second hand; bought, sold. repaired and
installed. GEORGE BENDER. l53 Cen
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
COAL AND WOOD.

II A "A NTC Coal pockets. 23s =. 5O-h-
ggFllAZJa 81. Best quality Coal only
Established lSes. Telephone ss7 Columbus.
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
DOGS AND BIRDS.
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES

GREAT DANE puppies for sale; super
stock. 20 Huds0n-st. Hoboken n. j.
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01

Male.

JANrTOR.-By married couple; no tncur-
brance: first class references as TO trust
worthiness; have no furniture Call ROB-
INSON 81 West sd ct
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
DASBTRy HATS.

FOR TWO DOLLARS We duplicate in
style, quality, workmanship and fniFh
any s3.0o nat sold by retail hatters in this
city. Every correct style and color 20
select from. DANBURY HAT CO. y
Deshrosses-st
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
ANTIQUEs. sILYERwARE AND
JEA ELRK.

: wv1.ER. Y. 2sth ST Cate with J.
n G,-E-e-netr13- Diamonds Antiques.
sr- hcuz-- and sold Highest cash prices
usff <-- OLD Gold and Silver.
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
HELP WANTED.

HELP WANTED.
Female.
NETWORK FREE EMPLOYMENT
BUREAU
30 West 2eth-st.
CONDUCTED BY THE STATE OF NEW
YORK
FREE TO EMPLOYERS AND EN-
PLDTE ELS.
Servants are IL waiting from a. n. 70
2, n.
References investigated.
WANTED. Girl to cook and do laundry
work. small family, waitress kept:
country for summer personal references
required. Call Tuesday and Wednesday.
Mrs SALISBJ RY. 10 West 59th-st.
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
GChocl 2qcucles

MEXICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS AGENCY
\ supplies Professors Teachers Tutors Governesses,
4 70 Colleges Schools Families. Apply 10
Ms " ! YOUNG FULTON. - Union Square.
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01
DIAMOND SETTING.

DIAMONDS set and reset while you wait
in latest style OF mountings; liberal price
paid for old gold and silver. H. SESSLER.
Diamond setter, 81 Maiden Lane
New-York tribune., 1900-05-01

GARDENER Single. middle aged: Just
disengaged thoroughly Understands
lawns flowers first class vegetable gar
dener; good worker. long experience. ten
Years in last place. best city reference.
can take full charge u gen ieman's place.
IS sober and Industrious. Addr~Ss JAMES.
Box y. Tribune Oflce.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-29
Death of Senator Davis.

: The DEATH Of Senator Cushman X.
Davis, Of Minnesota, is In every sense n
national loss, When just starting out
in the practice Of law the civil war
broke out and Mr.. Davis, with that pa
triotism that so. distinctly characterized
him later. promptly closed his office and
enlisted as aiUnion soldier. But 1t was
In his maturer years that he gained the
most fame.--ln the battles Of peace.
His advice.will be greatly missed In
the councils. of the Nation In matters
OF international law and diplomacy, Of
which subjects he was an acknowledged
master. Just now our relations with
foreign countries, while not seriously
complicated, require some delicate
handling. and he would have been the
man most consulted on the questions.
AS n member of the Paris peace COM
mission he would have also been lnval-
liable in lcssening the difficulties that
will arise in giving to the Philippines n
suitable government. But the world
never yet stood still because one man
died, and 1t may be that the hour may
call forth another man just rs compe-
tent as Mr.. Davis was. Let us hope SO,
at least.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-29
brewers will be caught at both ends Of
the question, and for that reason some
Of them prefer that the tax be retain
New. use for a BURGLAR.

4 1t Is perhaps the first time In the his
tory Of crimnology that safe cracker,
confined in prison for invading other
peoples safes, has been asked to use
his burglarious skill by officers of the
law, but It goes to show that vicious
talents may some times be employed
for worthy ends. This was distinctly
shown In Columbus, Ohio. the other day
when n prisoner in the penItentiary
saved widow of that city from losing
$4,000 insurance which her husband
had carried on his life.
: The case was rather singular. The
comblnatlon'o Of the safe OF the deceased
husband was known only to himself.
He died suddenly and the secret was
buried with him. His policies had been
carried for him by Columbus agents
for the companies in which he was in
sured for several months, and It was
necessary that they should be secured
and paid up in full to save them from
being invalidated, which 1t was feared
the companies would try to do, when
they learned the facts in the case.
There were no experts available and
us last recourse the warden OF the
penitentiary was prevailed upon to per-
nit q safe cracker confined in the
prison, to blow the safe. He wanted to
perform the task with the use OF cleo
triclty, the modern method, but none
was to be had, and he went ut it In the
old way. with drills and hammers.
He was emlnently successful in his
task, for In the short space Of twelve
minutes the safe succumbed to his skill
and the doors stood wide open, and the
attorneys for the widow had the poll
cles, one Of which for $4,000 would
have lapsed that day, and she was
saved the entire amount OF the insur-
ance. Otherwise she would have been
practically destitute 2
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-29
REDUCTION of War Taxes.

estimated treasury surplus for the
fiscal year of $4,000, 900 gives hope that
"a very handsome reduction in war
taxes will be effected by Congress.
Nearly FIVE months Of the year have
passed with surplus thus far of 4
sum, little short OF s1OOOO,GGU. This
might seem to Indicate on its face little
hope OF gaining the s70.OOO,0OO to make
up the $4,000. 900 promised by Secretary
Gage. but It Is explained that experience
has. shown that the expenditures keep
down hesurplus during the early part
OF fiscal year, leaving 1t to swell rap
Idly during the last seven months. The
surplus last year for the period closing
on, November Is was s10,29S,4lS, only n
trife more than for the same period
this year, The remainder OF the year
showed,a surplus Of about S70,090,00O. or
at the rate OF about s1O.000.OOO per
month: 1t Is believed by the treasury
experts. that this record will be repeat
ed during the current year.
With this basis to.work on the sub
Committee OF the Republican members
: Of 1.-THE ways and means committee have
addressed themselves to the task OF re-
mittlng come OF the war taxes. So far
they have not agreed upon the draft of
"a bill. but they are progressing. 1t Is
stated that In, addition to reductions
heretofore mentioned as likely to be
made :thei Increase OF sixty cents per
thousand on cigars is likely to be re-
moved. The most important changes
liz the present law will be schedule B,
which practically will be wiped out and
{ which includes medicines and proprIe-
tary articles. The tax also probably
will be removed from conveyances.
mortgages, etc. These, with the nbol-
tshment OF taxes on express receipts,
kilograms, bank checks and some other
stamp taxes will, It Is said. secure the
reduction OF s3O.o00.OO0, which is the
amount agreed upon by the treasury
officials and the committee.
There is n funny war going on be-
tween the brewers ms to the removal Of
the Increased tax on beer-somc favor
Ing the reduction and others opposing
1t. The reason given by the opposition
is rather peculiar. On this point n
Washington dispatch to the Pittsburgh
Times, relates that In n large majority
OF cases the retail dealers refused to
pay any higher price for beer than they
had paid before the tax was Imposed.
and thus the burden fell almost wholly
upon the brewers, Now the latter ap-
y prchend that so soon AS the tax IL
hkcn Off tho retailers will demand n
corresponding reduction In the price Of
beer, arguing that II tho brewers could
make n profit after paying the tax they
can afford to reduce prices to some cx-
tent after it 10 removed. Thus tho
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-11-29
Must Learn by Practice-Theory Does
Not Count.

You cannot learn to carve turkey
by looking at pictures of how to do 1t
or reading descriptions Of the way in
which it should be done. Can you
name one of your circle Of friends who
Is an expert carver? This Is feature
of mans education that Is entirely neg
lected. have never heard of a school
or college In which the art of properly
dissecting fowl is taught. yet nothing
In the way of household duty Is more
important. The lord of family is not
always able to hire butler to do the
carving in the kitchen or pantry, but
must do 1t himself at the head Of the
table. And a pretty mess he usually
makes. Of it. One reason why the
Thanksgiving turkey looks so sad is its
foreknowledge of horrible mutilation
on Thursday afternoon or evening.
Many paterfarnilias, attempting to
SHOW Off" puts one man behind his
back aud carves with the other, scorn-
Ing to hold the bird down with fork.
q To accomplish this successfully he must
have u very tender turkey and a knife
with long, thin blade and razor
edge. Others, and the great majority
Of paters go at the national bird like
killing. snakes or threshing wheat, tear
ing it us much with the fork as cutting
with the knife. II tender, the joints
fall apart and the breast slides off in
hunks. II tough-the Lord help him.
He would better do as the Ia Bile dhote
does-take cleaver. Fathers, cary
ers OF, Thursday, go to some first-class
hotel or restaurant. and take lesson
or two. HGDon't spell your turkey.
The worst carvers are skilled sur
geons. While they pause to sever
Joints the family starve. Few men Of
any calling or profession can carve
homeless roast or slice ham respecta-
Bile. Take yourself. Which end of
the ham do you begin at? Do you
carve the roast to you or from you?
How would you so about serving
shoulder OF mutton. the most difficult of
all joints to carve? Possibly you can
slice cold tongue-but you can't hot, !
Know dear. sweet, affectionate house
wives in this town who don't know how
to boil water. We'll, they aren't n bit
worse OFF than their husbands, who
don't know how to carve.-New York
Press,