The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1900-12-30

or even 3 JUG 70 OF the Supfem Court, Tor
theee honors are not to be desplsed. S0me
Of us like money retter, we admit We do,
| for love in y cottage will do to die by. bur
1 not always to live or, II we want TO live in
any style. We don't mean we would
msrry for money, or anything Of that kind.
aud we believe fewer men marry for mocey
than women, and one cannot blsme the
women, for money buys lots and lots Il
! comforts and pleasures, but they ought to
like q fellow little anyway, and will If
they are true and sensible women, and he
10 gentleman, she gill. The world will
never know the difference II she never
tells 1t.
read some where in q newspaper, that
/ Mr. Edison asked . rather lpQuisihve lady,
who was in his of1iee, II she knew the
three quickest modes OF communication to
| the outside world, and the lady said sac
knew two, telegraph and telephone; he
toid her she was imminentlY correct, but
there was an older one, viz: telegraph,
telephone and teT-twoman. expect she
got mad, but the story stops there. AND
must add some tellermar, just as some
women, along that line we are purSuing
row; to- lengIhen out our story, and
not make it too plain aud insIpid TO read az
ali. Now, i never said this, 80 my dear
lady friends must not fall out with me, for
love them al. For the Bible says, love
J every body, 90 l will never miss Glory by
not loving somebody, "ior somebody's eI es
will tell me sou but not in this state, but
we love this here stEts," and its prom
isiug future, which lies ahead. "'CIs sweet
to love, but OBJ, how bitter to love a gIri
and then net get her," Sweet is revenge,
especially to some women prizs money to
sesm.D. Sweet TO the father. is the hisl
born child. but sweeter far, than all o.
these, is the frst and passionAts love. 1t
stands ike Adsm's recollection OF his fall,
the tree Of knowledge has been plucked,
and there is nothing left OF that ambrosisl
fruit, and Ike fire from hell 1t burns on,
ard on. forever.
Years ago l read somewhere about q
crank who said he could prove there were
| no women In heaven, and that he could
rove that idea by the Bible, for the WORD
she is neYec used lor an angel, except In
| the book OF Revelations, and he speaks Of
some great woman, that must have been
the devils wife. for she had horns. Genesis,
second chapter; Revelations, seventeenth
chapter and fourth verse; twenty second
chapter, nineteenth verse. And II there are
no women in Heaven, there are none
below. Oh Lord, save us. This ls Hell 10
the fOp, indeed, like poor Beau Brummell,
petted and feasted for his style Of clothes
he wore. and ct last, dying In howell witt
cut friends or foes.
A celebrated German musician loved the
younger daughter OF rich BARRIERS sno she
loved him as the story goes. tut iFhs father
wanted hlIh to marry (Laban siiksJ thf
elder girl, whe was ~ ugly a. mud
Ieuoe.. % the young and promising musi-
eaAskmarried an the father Wished, for he
needed money, and while both were youns,
and the path 81 life was rosy he was true
to her, but as age advanced, he grew tlreo
Gi her loYe, and her 1T ~ suggestive
letters along thai line. Fol- when in L'n-
don or some other city, where he VA
trying to make money. so she cou hay
a happy home wheA he died. she wrote him
letters thnsly, '.6ome home, the COW IL
de- ad, the chickens have the oheleFs," anu
90 forth, that he was doing nothing bu
spending an idle lite. Thus they lived ioi
many years like cat and DOG. Until at last.
when he was about 6fty, she wrote him t,
come home, and bring money to bald her
house, tor there was not money enough h
their rented one, to bury him deceatiy !
he should die fron home. Fortune struck
this man, and his nan sswm upon ever,
tongue In Germmany, ard in Eigland tsc.
He came hens and built . h1ms fer her,
but teld her he would never 1--we with hef
again, and that mans music 10 played Il
al halls and parIors 81 the world.
| The wenHn 10 forgotten axcs pt that the
post Of music lad some kind 81 q woman
| for wife, In other plain words, be had
fmirried - stick"
Sir Leonard teld Lady Estells the WHOM
story Of hiA engagement to Miss Betty
eturdevant, and how mean he had acted In
1.-THE whole AFFAIR. She cody told hin
4 that nc Wa uOo N8A pAA9Sos oAo nSAA- " ~
he said Of Betty, sac must be charming
girl, and that abe was going to write u
her and tell ner to marry the duke, for pc
was more Of man than he was, and, Sir
Leonard you must look tor another girl In
Lisbon, and never come 70 see me agsip,
for there are lot1 Of pretty girls in Lisbon,
and 70 forget the past with her, and theiI
love. But when he found the next one
to love her true, not two, aUd not bargsir
his soul to but one, and then make her hil
wife. he then told her he was going T.
England and break OF with Miss Betty.
after explaining all to her satisfaction, ane
knowing her 10 be a sensiple, woman, shs
would forgive him on the grounds. thai
the world loves . l,yer7 whether he.
married or single. George Elliott, the die.
tineuIsned English autnoress, loved bel
lover all hef days.
Now fair and gentle reader, blonde O
brunette, don't jump at conclnsions, AMI
imagine Betty gave Sir Leonard tn
: marble heart, or sent him to the devil