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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

The department Of agriculture is now
endeavoring to cultivate a taste for
sweet potatoes among the epicures of
Europe. The yam is not popular in
Europe thus far. but considering that a
taste has been created for American
pork and even for American corn there
is no doubt but that soon Europe will
be importing large quantities of sweet
potatoes from the United States to gra-
tify an acquired taste.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

These rumors that anarchists are
plotting to assassinate President Nc
Kinley are very unpleasant, but there is
no doubt about 1t that the incendiary
doctrines preached by Colonel Bryan
and his friends lead to socialism, and
from 1t to anarchism and plots to muir
der those In authority. There seems to
be no legal remedy for it, and it has
become necessary to surround the chief
executive by safeguards such as pro-
tect European sovereigns. This is re-
pugnant to a man as lowly and humble
Of spirit as President Mckinley, but the
secret service officials W to this ma
ton the adequate protection from as
sassins Of the chief executive Of the re-
public.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

that "the working class can escape
from it's bondage only by adopting his
political doctrines.
=. Yet intelligent American ~workingmen
know that the only inferior class in this
country is composed of the wilfully idle,
the debauched, the criminal and the
idiotic. They know that most rich men
of so were poor men at 20, and that the
employee to-day is the employer to-mor-
row. They know that their country's
most successful men rose from the
ranks. They know that Lincoln began
life as a farm laborer, Mckinley as a
private soldier, Jay Gould as a brake
man, Wanamaker as an errand boy,
Edison as a newsboy. They see thou
sands of poor boys to-day rising to for
tune as these men rose.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
Surveyors are still at worl

Surveyors are still at work on the
oundaries of Alaska, and now they
nav discovered that some Of the mines
thought to have been on British terri
The United States does not care to ac-
quire dishonesty anything belonging to
another nation, but it will also insist
upon it that soil which is American by
treaty rights remains under the Amer
lean flag. This country has not an inch
Of ground to spare for cession to any
other nation on the face of the earth.
Once American, always American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

There are many good reasons why all
good Republicans, and indeed all good
citizens, should vote for Bernard s. Ro-
ley for delegate to congress-. If elected,
nd there is no good reason to doubt
UGH, he will well, faithfully and ner-
etically represent the territory in cor
ress, and will do hard and efficient
FORK for it's best interests.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
THE STORY OF THE BANKS.
Boston Journal.)

The full dinner pail as a Republican
emblem is troubling the Democrats this
year. Among themselves the Bryanite
politicians acknowledge that, next to
the impulse of patriotism and the nat
ural instinct Of every man with red
blood in his veins to stand by his coun-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

The fact brought out at the Republi-
a ratification meeting last night, that
New Mexico people have a greater
amount of money deposited in bank per
head of family than any other common.
wealth except New York, is very graft.
flying and proof that New Mexico is not
at all the least of this great family OF
states and territories.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

The Endorsement by the Republican
territorial convention of the territorial
administration was well deserved, for it
has been shown again and again that
New Mexico never before wa so we'll
governed, it's finances in such splendid
condition and its progress and prosper
ity so evident as during the present ad-
miniStration,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

A distinction awaits Hon. B. s. Rodey
that has not been nor ever will be
achieved by any other man, and that is
that he will be the last delegate to con-
gress from New Mexico. Two years
from now New Mexico will vote for a
representative, and a Legislature that
will elect two senators to represent the
territory in congress.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
TINE NEW MEXICAN PRINTING CO.
s. Entered as Second-Clas matter al
the Santa Fe Postoffice.
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION.

The New Mexican is the oldest news
paper in New Mexico. 1t is sent to ev-
cry postofflce IN the territory, and has a
large and growing circulation among
the intelligent and progressive people Of
he southwest.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
IS THIS MAN A SLAVE?
(ChicagO Inter-Ocean,)

Mr.. Bryan divides the American peo-
pie into inferior and superior classes.
In his superior class he places all who
are beyond the necessity of manual Ia
Dor. He brands as inferior all who work
with their hands. He declares them in
ferior by his assertion that they are
slaves to the superior class. He afflrms
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

OF all the conglomerations Of bood-
lers, the Union-Pop.-D Demo. ticket in
good Lord have mercy upon the tax
payers should that gang, by an unfore-
seen chance and the help of the evil
one be successful at the polls.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

The more the people learn of the
standard bearer of the Republican par
ty in this territory the better they will
like him. He is a man who is a friend
of the people, and who is bound to do
right with them, though opposed by the
nnWerS of hell.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

The Republican candidate for dele
friend. He is a friend of the natives OF
this territory, and speaks their Ian
guage. He is a self-made man, who
worked his way to distinction and hon
or from the position of a poor, homeless
Irish boy in a foreign land.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
pEcos VALLEY { NORTHEASTERN Rv
Central Time)

Central Time)
Train No. 1 leaves Carlsbad at g.2O p.
m. Arrives at Roswell at $50 p. M;
Amarillo, 1850 a. M, connecting with
the A., T. & S. r. and the Colora 10 and
Southern.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily at
1880 D. m. Arrives at Roswell at $40
a.. M; Car lsbad at 1885 p. m.
Train No. 6 leaves Carlsbad at a. m.
Arrives at Pecos at 11:05 a. m.
Train No. 3 (mixed) daily, leaves Ros-
we'll at 1925 a. m. Arrives at Amarillo
at 1855 p. m.
Train No. 4 (mixed) daily, leaves
Amarillo at 7 a. m. Arrives at Portales
at 2:25 p. M, and ut Roswell at 1875 pm.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oaks and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, N M,
daily except Sunday at 7 a. m.
For low rates, for information regard
Ing the Of this valley, price.
Of lands, ETC., address
d. n. NICHOLS
General Manager,
Roswell, N. NJ.
E. W. MARTINDELL,
Gen. Fri. and Pass Agent,
Amarillo, Tex. and Roswell, n. II.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

Protection to home industries, pres
tige abroad, sound money and state
hood are the very things the people of
New Mexico want and desire, and they
Der 6 next. .
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

Hon. p. s. Rodey is an orator of rare
the territory the next four weeks like a
firebrand. He will awaken enthusiasm
where there is none now, and he will be
the best known man in the territory by
G
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

Every one of the twenty-one clauses
of the platform adopted by the Repub-
licans of the territory in convention as
sembled is worthy of the serious consid-
Mexico.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
Grande & Santa Fe
AND
Denver & Rio Grdnde r. r..
Time Table No. 80.
directive May 10, 19O0.)

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points In the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard gauge) for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver
Creole and all poi.ss in the San Luis
valley. -
At Salida wit 4nain line STANDARD
gauge) for all points east and west In.
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with F. q G. @. R. B. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den.
YER y It'll all Missouri river liues for all
points east.
New Reclining Chair Cars between
Santa Fe and Alamosa. Seats free.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. J. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Te, N. n
8 X. HooPnB, G. p A.,
Denver Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

Bernard S. Rodey is the Republican
candidate for delegate to congress. He
will be elected. Paste this into your
hat and see it come true on November 6
nnvt
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

N Republican platform as adopted
the convention is first-class in every
,pect, and will get the support Of the
ters of the territory.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

.tehood' is a good rallying cry for
Republicans of this territory.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

There is a campaign on, and our
friends, the enemy, will SO find out from
now on and until after the polls close on
election day in November.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

What's the matter with the Repub-
lican platform? 1t is all right.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
Insurance.

8. e. LANYARD,
Insurance Agent. Office, Catron Block,
east side of Plaza. Represents the larg-
est companies doing business In the ter
ritory of New Mexico. in both life, fire
and accident insurance.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

Tissue paper at the New Mexican
Office for wrapping fruit intended for
shipment.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
Dentist.
Santa Re Route, Homssssksr Excursion


0HdtS 70 1GoUt9, 60Mo990k0T ExcUx1to2
Tckots.
Another series Of h~omAseekers' ex-
cursions has been arranged for and all
agents in Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, Kan
sas and Nebraska will sell tickets to
points in New Mexico on September IS,
October 2 and Is, good for return pas
sage within q days from date of sale;
for particulars call on agents Of the
Santa Fe route.
II. s. LUTZ, Agent.
Santa Re, N. M.
w. j. BLACK. q. p. A., Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
EMPEROR ANDREW JACKSON.
brooklyn Standard Union.)

w. -
Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory" typ
ical Democrat and patron saint of the
Great Unwashed," was the first m
peror of the United States, as those who
opposed him clearly showed at the time,
and the way he subverted the republic
and made a blooming empire of it was
q caution to all careless citizens. He
was just the same sort of emperor that
Mckinley is to-day, for he had the eff
frontery, the audacity, to expand this
| country when a lot of people didn't
want it expanded, but just to remain a
nice, cozy little family party of indie
pendent states.
Some of the cartoons that were got
ten out against the old hero of New
Orleans" at the time he vas running for
president would make a modern Demo-
Gratis hair curl. They are reproducing
them in the west-not the Democrats,
they will add to the hilarity of the cam
paign.
try's flag, the thing that hurts the DEM
ocratic party most is the widely diff
fused prosperity of the American peo-
pie.
The fact itself is u%ndeniable. Tt is
written all over the face of the country,
on the books of every merchant and
manufacturer, and particularly in the
records of every national and savings
bank. In five years there has been an
increase of more than 1000, 900 in the
number of bank depositors in the Unit
ed States. The total amount of deposits
has swollen by the immense sum of
81, 1888, 506, 500, and there has been a nota-
BILE increase in the average amount held
to the credit of each depositor.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

What's the matter with Rodey? He's
all right.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
PERFECT
WORK
w. J. SLAUGHTER, AGENT.

". J. Slaughter, Agent.
Orders taken at Slaughter's barber
shop, south side of plaza.
Basket leaves at 7 a. m. on Wednes-
days and returns on Friday night; laun-
dry ready for delivery Saturday morning.
No extra freight or delivery charges.
The Las Vegas Steam laundry makes
a specially Of fine laundry work,
and it's work first class in all part!cn.
lars PHONE 10Y
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

The Ell pas0 & Northeastern
AND
Alamogordo & Sacramento
Mountain Ry.
TIME TABLE NO. 6.
(Mountain Time.)
Train leaves Ell Paso..........10:30 a. m.
Arrives Alamogordo 2:3O p. m.
Arrives Captain. p. m.
Trains leaves Captain. ........ S:45 .. m.
Arrives Alamogordo. ..........1:W p. m.
Arrives Ell PasO...............6:lO p. m.
DAILY except Sunday
STAGE CONNECTIONS.
At Tularosa-For Mescalero Indian
Agency and San Andreas mining re-
gton.
At Carrizosa-For White Oaks, Jica-
rillas, Gallinas and surrounding coun-
try.
At Walnut-For Nogal.
At Capitan-For Fort Stanton SAM
tarium, Gray, Lincoln, Richardson, Ru-
idosa and Bonito country.
For information Of any kind regard
ing the railroads or the country ada
cent thereto, call on or write to
A. s. GREIG.
General Superintendent and Traffic
Manager, Alamogordo, N. M.
H. ALEXANDER, Asst. Gen. F. and
P. Agent, Alamogordo, N. M.
Or F. r. MORR1ss, Agent, hi Paso,
Texas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
PROFESSIONAL r
Attorneys at Law.

EDWARD l.. BARTLETT,
Lawyer, Santa Fe, New Mexico. Ofi7ss
In the Capitol.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05
Real Estate Agent and Notary
Public 4

r. L. BACA.
Real estate agent and notary public.
Expert translator from Spanish to Eng
fish and from English to Spanish. Type
writing done correctly and neatly. Of
fee Prince block, Palace avenue. Santa
Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-05

SANTA FEE COMMANDERY
No. l, X. Irregular con-
NH clave fourth Monday in each
~ month at Masonic Hall at
1890 q. m. s. G. CARTWRIGHT. E. c.
F. s. DAVIS, Recorder.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06
TRUE TO ITS MATE.
Horse summons Its Owner to RepRiB
to the Rescue of an UnfOF-
tumnte Communion.

Harry Riley, a young farmer living
near Woodstown, N. j., pastures his
horse in a field through which runs a
muddy creek. The other day one Of
the horses came up in a gallop to the
fence surrounding the house and
whined loudly. Then it wheeled about
and ran toward the creek, but no espe.
cial attention was paid to it by the
family.
Again the beast appeared, dashing up
over the hill, and Weighed frantically at
the fence. Farmer Riley went to the
horse and patted it soothingly on the
nose, w]hereupon the animal seized him
by the coat sleeve and pulled him up
against the fence, as if to haul him over.
The horse soon released Riley and then
ran a few feet toward the creek,
wheeled about and again came back,
whinnying excitedly.
The strange actions of the horse
finally convinced Riley that something
unusual was the matter, and when he
started to follow it the delight of the
beast was manifest. The intelligent am
imal' led Riley to the bank of the
stream, at a spot nearly concealed by
bushes, and there in the ~quickmire,
with only half It's head visible, was
the other horse buried and slowly sink
ing out of sight.
Riley quickly summoned the help
Of neighboring farmers with shovels
and ropes, and after several hours Of
hard work succeeded in extricating the
horse from what would certainly have
been its grave had it not been for the
intelligence and f~aithfulness of its
mate.-Philadalnhia Record.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06
Girl Driver Amav q Hear.

Up in a wild county of Pennsylvania
. nan and his ~1s-year-old daughter
were driving in a One-hOrse blackboard,
and when he came to the edge of a
swamp he left the girl in the wagon
while he went off to look at some
traps he had set. While he was gone
a bear made its appearance and tried
to get into the wagon. Instead OF
shouting or running away, the girl
took the whip and hit the bear on
the nose. The bear dansOd and
growled, but could not muster up
enough courage to advance in the face
Of the shower Of stinging blows, and
finally turned tail and fairly ran away,
Then the girl suddenly remembered
that there was a gun in the wagon,
but the bear was out Of sight.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06
Inrt Ii Plenne the GirI.

EYES," he said, Il nearly made my
self sick last night smoking a cigar"
"But if you don't like the weed, why
did you smoke it?" he was asked.
Just to please Miss Dolly"
'She likes the odor of a good cigar,
I suppose?"
enc; she detests it. But she does love
dearly to reform young men by max
ing them swear of, and I had to do
something to get her to take an in
terest in me. "-Chicago Post.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06
.When lie Loae No Tlme.

do you find, judge" asked the fair
young woman, shat most Of those
who appear before you with petitions
for divorce are people who were mar
ried in haste?"
"Well, I don't know as / can say that
they are" he replied, "but there's one
thing / do know"
whats that?"
"Most Of them marry in haste az
500 as the divorces are granted."-
Chicago Times-Herald.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

Tho young wife was Jealous, and foolshly
30,
He'd given no cause for her petulant pout,
And no more attention could mortal man
show
Than he did to her. yet she entertained
Doubt.
He questioned her close as TO why she
should fear.
Love, tell me!'' he pleaded. She an
sWered: 'Boo-hoo,
Oh, boO-hOo, boo-hoo, Ican't help thinking,
dear,
Boo-hoo. you are really too good to be
trpeg"
Detroit Free Press.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

Scene: BARRIERS Shop. Tonsorial
Artist Surveying his victim)-You1
hair is getting very thin, sir.
Victim-Yes; I've been treating II
with anti-fat. Inever liked stout hair,
Artist-You really should put SONS,
thing on it.
Victim-So I do-every morning.
Artist-May I ask what?
Victim-My hat.
The rest was silence.-N. Y. World.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

ChoIly Noeash-Mere verbal words
r utterly inadequate to express my
love.
Tottie Coughdrop-Very true! You
must bring me q certified copy of your
assets and liabilities legally acknowl-
edged before a notary or Justice
Judge.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

"They say Biddleson once saved his
wife from a watery grave, before they
were MARRIED"
''You don't know the Biddlesons
very well, do your"
why do you ask that?'
Because you thought it necessary
60 add that the rescue was effected
before their marriage" - Chicago
Tmes-Herald.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

"Mr. Biggsley seems % run things
just about as he chooses" said the
gossipy man.
eyes" answered Miss Cayenne,
''once in awhile you find a person so
stupid that people viii let him have
his own way, rather than argue with
him."-Washington Star.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

''Why is Mr.. Hulker caued the Star
Boarder?" asked the newest acquisi-
ton Of the boarding establishment,
addressing himself to Miss Proons.
Because he is mars favorite," ez-
planned the young lady.-Chicago
Daily NeWc.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

First Citizen-I hat attended der
bolitical meetings Of bot parties for
der past ten years.
Second Citizen-Ahi You like to
hear both sides?
First Citizen-Neini I pelong to q
Prass pandl-Puck.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

Mr.. RiChfello-Isn't Miss De Mure
pretty when she blushes?
Miss Beauti-Yes. 1 noticed it the
other day. It was the first time I ever
saw her face color.
Indeed. What was she blushing
OVerP'
cover a plate Of hot soup."-N. Y.
Weekly.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

Tramp-Madam, have you an aH3
Lady Of the House-No.
"HaYe you a saw?'
enc, I have no saw"
Then give me a little something e
eat, please. Harlem Life.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

Perhaps no man would have red hair,
Were he allowed to choose It;
But when he has 1t, just the same,
He doesn't care to lose Il.
Chicago Daily News.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

As q rule the person who says he has nc
choice about the spring chicken never looks
thoroughly satisfied with the piece be gets.
indianapolis Journal.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

DiddlsP-Do you think your tailor would
trust me with a suit Of clothes, old man2A
Robinson (dubiously)-"Does he know
you?" Diddler-"No." Robinson-"Oh
then he might. Try him.. Y. World.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

The I-ncOuEageu ReBaimi8t.
The world seemed gloomy; his heart was
sad
When he boarded the car, but ere
Ae left Il the world was bright-he was
glad
The conductor forgot his fare.
Chicago Times-Herald.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

EGWmMNlMG1n evidence
eTf 20 see a Watchful darby wild a snahp
blade in. his han,
I'm 20 heab his lips a-smackin' In de deep
est ttmbah Ian,
70 kin bet a silbah dollah en- win It in
q scratch,
Dah's q vino widout a MILLION In his neigh
boh's million patch
Chicago Daily News.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06
Boy-say mister, what's your dogs

Dony-so Molly isn't going to marry
that real estate agent, after all.
Poily-No. Sac says he comes un-
der the heading Undesirable Flats
louisville journal
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

One More Ne'eP-DO-Wel1.
Though with a farm his rich papa
Had given him a lift,
He came to naught because he failed
10 cultivate his gift.
Chicago Tribune.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

MiGs G~oussip-I haven't heard any
ching Of Miss Pechis since got back
from abroad.
Miss Kidder-No, she's living under
another name now.
Miss Goussip (scenting a scandaD-
Ahai I thought that girl would come
70 that. She thought she was SO hand
some, and-
Miss Kdder-So did Mr.. Milyuns.
That's how she happened to become
Mrs Milyuns.-Philadelphia Press.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

She Cinterrupting)-Yes, I know.
But all that means so little.-Punch.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1900-10-06

BE- regt wag giIenee.-N. J. World.