The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-12-27
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sAs y4sts Dsnisish, He, psriesl
tssshessd Carte : Bat bt's act tss
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-JrEes. dear. Bi5 Mrs koritsld
vh.is.ti ois 'i1s IL II thai rrtEe hsbis's
b.ills 80 A rpgsssEesi 'iss. ny dear.
tsrliei Mr. sorihsiae
Mia Tfsel o., 3, nstes ny tes,,
seks q .ss nss liss yoa 'iiiics outside
suloou. Bsnny E1biBson Well. nun.
nyst gives &c blslsl .ill sii issiie
-Htw .loal ih., Aiisniie liosri OR.
sbs. ..ie spopsb. Tbsre's rsnor
sshtrs iAal she's sgost lhs,'s good. /
heard it,rs ~. tumof sfoI that che
VS. ssbofs.
Lad, Are 700 sillieg 10 sss ucod u
si,e 700 yoar oieotii Trap No, bui
ri Do ibs other hall L,dy The other
ball Of shsli Tramp The sdsse. III
sy eolbins.
-Asd so~. my cbildren, said The teach
o.. vbo had bees talking sbOut military
fonlGesli9ps. can you tell me shss 10
buiuessf Please. na'sm, erred little VII
lie ,bsppibs bis angers. lie psnty
scat.
--slesdy Reader Here's an srticle !
lie dashed th sbonl ny trip Z lowy this
summer. Thought you'd be glad TO have
iir1il up. Wesry Editor siih sarcasm
oh, we're uckled 4 death T. 60. ~
We've been keeping IT. tflise warm oil
winter With that sor, Of sinH.
-now does your husband seem siuce
bis return from bis three years selourn
among the Esquimsur OF the isr North
He seems peculiarly sensitive TO odOfs
He cant ebdnre the atmosphere OF The
house. aud wants TO sleep 10 The barn,
Teacher Hos many pounds TO the
long toni Ptscoeious Pnpil -Two ihous
and tao hundred and forty. Teacher =
And how many TO the short toni Pfecoc
ioas pupil Depends on the coal dealer
DO you consider her woman Of intel
lisenoei Well, she certainly is . woman
OF good understanding. What do you
mean by ths,f She hiss shspely feet,
--Maske, I've changed my mind about
that business OF Is sitting down together
Of table. Josuey -Ahsl Found 1t 10
lncky, ebf M.,ket = fes, ! did it yes,er
day. and bad 10 settle for the whole par
~.
MIS-. Heunipeck - few ladies' and
! have formed Uniyersal Peace society.
MFR. Heunipeek (timorously but hopeful
ly) Does II only concern the different
nsIions. nv dear, or -or will 1t aso extend
10 your individual housetoldsp
Willie. ..he exclaimed, severely. Why
did yon go TO the Jam jar while vas ouif
Bu. Willie bad ,sken bis lesson from Ma
homei snd the nouatsip. Because the
jam jar wouldn't come to me, he answered /
promptly.
--oaohl exclaimed Snithett. o. be
limped ,cfosi The bedroom door. where 4
The Dew carpet bad been laid: ouchl I've
ruined mr. tootl Olchl 0lchl There
yon &c. ssid his sife, eoldly, always on
The wrong tack
-ies, I'm gong 10 take a Photograph
OF Venus on the fret favorable night, z
How will you do ~ With . fash. light.
And where will yen sc, yOur H.sh.lishii Il
From The sufors botoslis, d course.
Sinking u to bis mother one day,
Tommy sid: Ma. hsven't | been good
boy sincs bsgan soios 10 Sunday SCHOOL,
Yes my lsGsb. answered the mother, fond
y. Aud you trust me nos. don't you,
mat Yes, darling. Then What makes
Ioa keep The mince pies locked up 10 the
patty the sam ~ ev,rt
1
DIR Vines principal Of boys school,
one day bsd occasion to cane boy, snd,
I 10 10 be Supposed. did the work very
borossbly. The lad took his revenge in
J ssy thai The doctor himself could
sush 81 DR.. Wines' front door bore
pls,e 90 which VI. the one sord Wines
fhe boy vro,e 80 addition 10 big letters.
o thsl The Inscription ran. Wines and
iher liektrs"
What Ia "a sneedote, Jobnuy' uktd
be teacher. A short. fanny tale. answered
be little fsllos. Tbsts right, ssid the r,
eishu. Nov. JohBo,, you nsy write y
entenee 90 the black board containing
be word. Johnny hesitsted . moment, 81
I'd then wrote this: rabbi, has four ~
sss and one sseeioie.
What ere yoa doinsi ssid the clerk "a
j the hotel. DO you xish to s,ih, yonr
VI sod die on orr hsnds' What's the
after With your Yoa'vs gone and blown IA
ai tho ess Nothing OF the hind. I'm
s,i,led 10 The use OF this sss. amt II 81
e. Well, ! esh'i get sny Satisfaction n,
, lighting It. The osly way ssn get
y moneys worth IL 10 cit here snd Go
nell IL