The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-01-05

A. II. Brown is up from Neodesha
and renewed his subscription for the
Daily REGISTER for two months. "At
the end of that tlme,N he said, az ex-
pect to be back in lola with my fam
ily." Which IL good news to all their
friends
DIR. Teas has bought the house at
the corner of Buckeye and Neosho
streets formerly owned by Jerry
Bedell 1t is good property and the
REGISTER hopes that the doctor and
his family will long live and prosper
Ia the new house.
The Tribune says that the largest
and cost lest ticket ever sold in Cha
mute was sold yesterday to II. e.
Rawlings who goes from Chanute to
Chanute via San Francisco, Honolu-
lu, Sydney and back to Chanute. 1t
cost only $4l5.
The Ottawa Republican prints the
following timely parody:
Than little Jack Homer
No one was forlorner-
His mouth was all made up for a cry
For his folks boarded out"
And you bet, without doubt
There's no plums in Il boarding house pie.
Jas. Lockhart says that the report
that Henry Hauser's horse was killed
at the time OF the collision near Hum
boldt night before last is incorrect,
He lives nearby and says that the
couple rode the horse home, as the
buggy was cut loose at the shafts.
The young lady was Miss Mary Hall.
Il. 3. Slower was writing steadily at
his desk and the sheriff came and
stood silently at his elbow for min
ute. Then Il. s. turned: "Hello,
sheriff. Glad to see you. Where
have you been all the time, haven't
seen you this year" Sheriff, with a
sigh, "l've been in Jail most all of tins
year"
She had just come to lola on a
visit and met the returned soldier at
party. Somewhat in awe of him
she blushed and said: "The weather
is very nice: But have had less
eleighing this year than / had last
winter" The veteran of the Manila
campaign replied: "rrue, have had
less Staying myself"
g. q. Null returned Tuesday from
Newton where he went Sunday to put
up the monument made by his firm at
the expense of the Woodmen of the
World for Guy Nebergal, who was
killed in the Philippines. The monu-
ment is a handsome one and the rela-
tives of the dead soldier and the peo-
of the town admired it much.
The Denver Post man thus sings of
Roberts,
Three little girls are blue boys
rhraa a arfr arah Ittaf
They know Mat their dearie is coming home
leary,
| They wall in the City of Zion
! They er in most pitful stew
Their lights cannot glim in the Washington
And three little girls are blue.
X. G. Independent: The colored
regulars in the Philippines are as
quick at repartee rs they are prompt
10 obey orders. A black sergeant was
hailed by a breezy Western volunteer
recently with: "Well, mig, what are
you going TO do here?" The
negro replied: "We're going to take
up the white mans burden, 1 cup
pose"
The marriage of ISIS Minnie Brown
to Mr.. p. l.. Augustine Is reported
Both are well known lola people, the
bride daughter of A. II. Brown and
the groom one of the men employed
ut the Brick Plant, although fromerly
employed at A. w. BecK's. They
have the good wishes of all their
friends.
Harry Bassett has retired from the
recorders office and taken a clerical
position in the real estate Office of
Henderson d Powell. Mr.. Fowler
has arranged HE farm affairs and
leased the farm so that he Will be able
to devote his entire attention to his
Office work. Harry made good clerk
and he doubtless will make another
good clerk.
In sluggish liver, HERBINE, by
its beneficial action upon the hillary
tracts, renders the bile more fluid
and brings the liver into a sound,
healthy condition, thereby banishing
the sense of drowsness, lethargy,
and the general feeling of apathy,
which arise from disorders of the
liver. Price 80 cts. Evans Bros.
A five-year-old boy happened to
think of his sick sister while saying
his prayers the other night, and in
terceded for her in this wise: "And
please make we'll. | think she
has been eating too much sausage"
A day or two later somebody asked
him what kind of sausage his sister
had been eating and he replied prompt
ly: "They were extra prime bum"
The following are the newly elected
officers of the McCook Post G.. A. h.
j. ii. Walters, Post Com. j. $.
Walker, 3. V. c.; w j. Ihrig, j. V.
c.; J. M. Mcdonald, q. M; DIR. w.
H. Mcdowell, Surgeon; J. W. Dunfee,
Chaplain; II. s. Moore, o. g.; j. w.
Thomas, o. g.; s. M. Jennings,
Trustee; ID. b. ID. Smeltzer delegate
to tho encanpment, l.. d. Buck alter
nate.
Ira Kelly came home from Kansas
City Tuesday where he purchased
rubber tired cab, full layout of bag
gage checks and lot of tony ideas.
The cab will reach lola today or to-
morrow and no time will be lost in
putting it into service. There isn't