The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-04-22

ST see," said Mr.. Dooley. that tn la-ad
out in TNnsas that thried to r-run paper
like what tn Lord wud r-run IL he had 10
live in Topeka has thrun up tn job"
Sure, niver heerd iv him. said Mr..
Hennessy.
well. twas this way with him." Mr..
Dooley explained. Eye see, he didn't like
tn looks Nv tn newspapers. He got tired
Nv r-readin' how many rows Nv plaits Mrs
Potther Pammer had on tn las dhress she
bought, an whether McGovern oughtn't TO
go into tn heavyweight class an fight
Jeffereys. an he says. says tn la-ad. This
is no right readin' FIR tn pure an passion
less youth iv Kansas. he says. Give me-
he says, "a chanst an I'll projooce tn kind
iv organ that'd be got out in hiven, he
says, price cints a copy, he says, 'f'r
sale be all newsdealers; FIR advertisin'
rates consult tn cashier he says. So
man in Topeka that had a newspaper he
says: will not be behindhand.' he says,
lin histin' Kansas up firm its prisint low
and irreligious position he says. L don't
know how tn inhabitants Nv tn place we
refer to is fixed he says. FIR newspapers
he says, AN j niver heerd iv anybody
firm Kansas home-stakin' there he says,
but If yen attind to tn circulation iv thin
parts, he says, III see that tn paper is
properly placed in tn hands Nv tn vile an
wicked iv this earth, where he says, TIL
returns ARE more quick he says.
well, the la-ad whit at ii, an twas a
fine paper he made. Hogan was in here
tn other day with copy Nv 1t an / r-read
IL. / haven't had such a lithry threat
since was Waterman on tn canal FIR a
week with nawthin to r-read but tn de-
linquent tax list an tn upper half iv a
weather map. Twas gran. TIL editor. 1t
seems, Hinnissy, whit into tn editoryal
rooms iv tn pa-aper an he gathered tn
foorce around him firm their regular jobs
in tn drug stores an says he. Gentlemen,
he says. Tell me ye'er plans FIR to emo
bic this here Christyan publication FIR to-
day! he says. Well says tn horse re-
porther, 'theys a couple Nv rabbits goin' to
sprint around tn thrack at tn fair
grouns.' he says. think 'twud be a
good thing FIR religion If ye'd lind me tin
that might br-reak tn sin-thralled bookys
that come down here firm Kansas City FIR
to skin tn righteous he says. No. says
tn editor. he says, no horse racn' in this
paper he says. Ills tn roonation iv tn
young. an We can't beat it, he says AN
you. fair-haired youth. he says, what dye
do that makes ye'er color so good an ye'er
eye so bright?' T. says tn la-ad, am tn
boy that writes tn fightin' DOPE he says.
They'se a couple Nv good vans on at tn
op'ra house tonight an If his spiklets
don't tin-can tbs like findin' money in an
oil coat that 'Fightin', says tn editor,
is crool an onchristyan sport he says.
Insted iv chroniclin' tn ruffyanism Nv
these misguided wretches that weigh in at
tn ringside at lbs poun's, an 1 see in
pa-aper 1 Tread in a barber shop tn other
day that Spikes gone away back-what's
that I'm sayin? Niver mind. Dye go
down to tn home iv tn Rivrind Aloysius
Augustus Morninbinch an interview him
on tn question iv mans cooperation with
grace in conversion. Make a nice chatty
article about it an I'll give We a copy iv
wan Nv me books 4 WILL says tn la-ad,
IF he don't swing on me- he seys. TIL
editor thin addressed tn staff: 'Gintle-
men, he says, Il find that tn wurruk we've
been accustomed to dooin',' he says. SIS
calc'lated FIR to desthroy tn morality an
debase tn home life iv Topeka, not to min