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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Santa Fe Reduced Rates.

Reduced rates are now in effect to the
following winter resorts on the Santa
Fe Route:
SAN FRANCISCO
And return, $66. 80; return limit, six
months; stop-over privileges in both
directions.
LOS ANGELES AND SAN DIEGO
And return, $500; return limit, six
months; stop-over privileges in both
directions.
CITY OF MEXICO
And return, $67. 10; return limit nine
months; stop-over privileges in both d.
rections.
PHOENIX, ARIZ.,
And return, $46.25; return limit, six
months; transit limit, fifteen days in
each direction.
LAS VEGAS HOT SPRINGS
And return, IS; return limit, ninety
days; continuous passage in each direc-
ton.
HUDSON HOT SPRINGS
And return, $500; return limit thirty
days; continuous passage in each direc-
ton.
For particulars call on or write to
any agent of tho Santa Fe Route.
H. s. LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
". J. BLACK, G. P. A.. Topeka, Kan.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

The statue 81 Liberty ia New YerA
harbo.r was recently struck by lightning
and emerged.unharmed. One bolt struck
the npraised'arm and another hit on tha
forehead. The statue is protected by
the finest SYSTEM o lightning rods ever
made. Lightning is no more dangerous
than disease, and yetFmany people will
protect their homes. while exposing their
bodies to, the deadly enemy. The best
protector in the world is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters. QIt'0will cleanse the
system, invigorate the nerves and enrich
the blood. Itdoes this by strengthening
the digestion. Good health depends
solely upon the proper performance OF
this important function. Weakness here
results in constipation indigestion, dys-
pepsia or biliousness. See that our Pri-
vate Revenue Stamp covers the neck OF
the bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
QUESTION ANSWERED..

Yes, August Flower still has the larg-
est sale of any medicine In the civilized
world. Your mothers and grand
mothers never thought of using any
thing else for indigestion or b~iliousness.
Doctors were scarce, and they seldom
heard Of appendicitis, nervous prostra-
ton or heart. failure. etc. They used
August Flower to clean out the system
and stop fermentation of indigested
food. regulate the action Of the liver,
stimulate the nervous and organic &C
ton of the system, and that is all they
took when feeling dull and bad with
headaches and other aches. You only
need a few doses of Green's August
Flower, in liquid form, to make you sat
isfled there is nothing serious the mat
ter with you. For sale by Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Of blood. What care are you taking of
this wonderful machine

Of blood. What care are you taking of
this wonderful machine?
Shortness of breath, buzzing in the
ears, dizziness, palpitation of the heart,
sleeplessness, stomach trouble, indiges-
ton are only some of the evidences that
the machinery is undergoing a strain
which sooner or later will break it down.
What the lubricant is to the machine.
of iron, DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery is to the machine of flesh and
blood. 1t reduces friction to a minimum
and keeps the great organs in proper
running order. 1t does this by healing
diseases OF the stomach and organs Of
digestion and nutrition, and, increasing
the flow of pure ami healthy blood.
IL used ten bottles of DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery and several walls of his
Pleasant Pellets a year ago this spring, and
have had no trouble with indigestion since
writes Mr.. W. T. Thompson, of Townsend.
Droadwater Co., Montana. words fail to tell
how thankful l ar for the relief, as 1 had sut-
fered so much and 1t seemed that the doctors
could do me nc good. I got down in weight to
las pounds, and was not able to work at all. Now
I weigh nearly 100 and can do a days work
on the farm. I have recommended your medi-
cine to several, and shall always have a good
word to say for DR.. Pierce and his medicines
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets invigor-
ate the stomach, liver and bowels. Use
them with the Discovery" when a pill
Is required.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
A Village Blacksmith Saved His Little
Sons Life.

Mr.. H. H. Black, the well-known viii
lage blacksmith at Grahamville, Sulli-
van Co., N. Y, says: "Our little son, 5
years old, has always been subject to
Group, and SO bad have the attacks been
that we feared many times that he
would die. We have had the doctor and
used many medicines, but Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is now our sole re-
lance. 1t seems to dissolve the tough
mucous and by giving frequent doses
when the croupy syptoms appear we
have found that the dreaded Group is
cured before it gets settled" There is
no danger in giving this remedy, for it
contains no opium or other injurious
drug, and may be given as confidently
to a babe as to an adult. For sale by
A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
DOES TT PAY TO BUY CHEAP

DOL0 - 4 ~
A cheap remedy for coughs and colds
is all right, but you want something
thai will relieve and cure the more Sc
we're and dangerous results of throat
and lung troubles. What shall you do?
Go to a warmer and more regular elf
mate? Yes, if possible; If not possible
for you, then in either case take the n
ly remedy that has been introduced In
all civilized countries with success in
severe throat and Ing troubles, Bosch
ee's German Syrup" It not only heals
and stimulates the tissues to destroy
the germ disease. but allays inflam-
nation, causes easy expectoration,
xives a good nights rest, and sures the
patient. Try one bottle. Recommended
many years by all druggists In the
world. For sale by Ireland's Pharm-
acy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Hudson N. NJ, Hot Springs.

Round-trip tickets are now on sale
from all points in New Mexico to the
Famous Hot Springs of Southern New
Mexico. The rate from Santa Fe is
$500 for the round trip; limit of tickets
thirty days from date of sale. Hudson
Hot Springs are situated four miles
from Hudson station, and passengers
are taken to the springs by omnibus.
The new hotel, Casa del Consuelo, is in
operation, and is equipped with every
thing that an invalid or pleasure seeker
could reasonably desire. Rates run from
$3.50 to $3.50 per day, and from $40 to
SIS per month, including baths.
H. s. LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
w. j. BLACK, G. P. A., Topeka, Kan.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Retained All His Faculties.

Tired of his p%arsimony and general
mi the neighbors turned out
one night and tarred and feathered old
Skinnphlint.
Save the tar" he said to the good
Samaritan who vas scraping him off
several hours afterward. IL can get
five cents a pound for it."-Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

The progressive nations Of the world
are the great food consuming nations.
Good food we'll digested gives strength.
If you cannot digest all you eat, You
need Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t digests
what you eat. You need not diet your
self. 1t contains all Of the digestants
combined with the best known tonics
and rec~onstructives. 1t will even digest
all classes of foods in a bottle. No 9TH
er preparation will do this. 1t instantly
relieves and quickly cures all stomach
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

Large sun spots. astronomers say,
caused the extreme heat this summer
and doctors declare nearly all the pros
trations were induced by disorders OF
the stomach. Good health follows good
digestion. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure d.
gests what you eat. If you have indi.
gestion or dyspepsia 1t will quickly re.
licve and permanently cure you. Ire.
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
We Must Have EN-.

We may live without fools,
Sapheads and politicians;
We may live without love
Under certain conditions;
We may live without dudes,
Cigarettes and tanks;
But the world would not move.
If 1t wasn't for cranks.
Chicago Daily News. \
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

"My DEAR" said ~Crimsonbeak to his
wife the other morning. Il wish you
would look over my wardrobe. was
up in my room a little while ago, and
the only things I could find which had
any buttons on were my kodaks!"-
Yonkers Statesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Speaking Of Warmth.

II am told that they have been warm
friends for years." said Bickerstaff.
"They are warmer than ever since
they quarreled," added Tenterhook.
"How's that?"
Some hot words have passed be-
tween them."-Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
PENITENTIARY BIDS.

Santa Fe, N. M, October rs, 19OO.-
Sealed proposals will be received by the
board of New Mexico p~enitentiary COM
missioners at the office of the superin-
tendent, until 10 o'clock a. m, on No
vember IL, 1900, for furnishing and de-
livering at the New Mexico penitentiary
the supplies hereinafter mentioned, or
deem sufficient.
Payment for said supplies will be
made in cash, delivery of all supplies
except p%erishable articles must be made
within go days after date Of award, and
to commence at such time as the super
intendent designates.
Samples will be required of all the ar
ticles marked with an asterisk, and
these should be labeled showing the
name of bidder, price, etc., and must be
delivered to the superintendent not lat
er than 9 o'clock on said day.
All bids must be made strictly in &C.
cordance with conditions on blank pro-
posals, which will be furnished by the
superintendent on application, no bid
otherwise made will be entertained. A
bond will be required from all success
full bidders, for the faithful fullfillment
OF contracts within ten days after the
late of award.
60, 1000 lbs fresh beef, prime quality,
necks and shanks excluded.
$50, 900 lbs flour.
$500 lbs hominy.
II, 900 lbs dried peas.
5000 lbs corn meal.
$4,000 lbs rice.
40, 900 lbs beans.
1000 lbs roasted coffee.
$50 lbs baking powder.
so lbs black pepper (whole.)
go cases laundry soap.
$500 lbs granulated sugar.
coo lbs common coarse salt.
~ cases canned corn.
) cases laundry starch.
10 cases tomatoes.
100 lbs raisins.
$500 lbs currants.
a cases macarOni.
4 cases vermicelli.
lG lbs ground cinnamon.
i cases canned peaches.
: cases canned pears.
2 cases canned raspberries.
" doz wash boards.
800 lbs e%vaporated peaches.
800 lbs evaporated apples.
rs barrels molasses.
| barrel of vinegar.
*3 barrels oat flakes.
20 lbs green tea.
$50 lbs English breakfast tea.
g cases parlor matches.
*150 yards discharge cloth.
1900 yards canton flannel.
1900 yards crash toweling.
1900 yards heavy outing flannel.
900 yards red flannel, medium weight.
*15O yards heavy bed ticking.
us single wool blankets institution
grey.)
$50 doz mems heavy cotton socks.
*25 doz turkey red handkerchiefs, % in.
The board of New Mexico penitentiary
commissioners reserve the right to re-
ject any and all bids.
In submitting bids for above supplies
bidders should write plainly on envelope
the following: Bids for supplies for
New Mexico Penitentiary," with name
or names of bidders to avoid the OPEN
ing of same by mistake. Samples may
be sent separately, duly marked and
numbered, to the superintendent.
BY order of the board of New Mexico
penitentiary commissioners.
H. o. BURSUM,
Superintendent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
A New Boss.

The Shipping Clerk-The fellows tell
me that old Golden doesn't come to the
store and boss you around any more
since he got his young wife. Matrimony
is after all a good thing for a man.
The Manageable doesn't show up
often and that leaves the way open for
my wife to come and boss me around.
Matrimony is a good thing for some
men.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
The Other View.

Caller-In how many families the
Bible is a sealed book.
Miss Welcomes, but sometimes it
has to be, you know. There are so
many impertinent people who are al
ways looking up the family register.
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

II have used Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and find
it to be a great medicine" says Mr.. E.
S. Phipps, of Poteau, Ark. 1T cured
me of bloody fux. I cannot speak too
highly of it," This remedy always wins
the good opinion, if not praise, of those
who use it. The quick cures which 1T
effects even in the most severe cases
make it a favorite everywhere. For sale
by A. G.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
To remove a troublesome corn or bur

To remove a troublesome corn or bum
ion: First soak the corn or bunion in
warm water to soften 1t, then pare it
down as closely as possible without
drawing blood and apply Chamberlain's
Pain Balm twice daily; rubbing vigor-
ously for five minutes at each applica-
ton. A corn plaster should be worn for
a few days to protect 1t from the shoe.
As a general liniment for sprains,
bruis.H lameness and rheumatism,
FR,.lm is unequaled. For sale by
jL6 Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

For three days and nights I suffered
agony untold from an attack Of cholera
morbus brought on by eating cucum-
bers," says NJ. e. Lowther, clerk Of the
district court, C%enterville, Iowa.. II
thought I should surely die, and tried a
dozen different medicines, but all to no
purpose. I sent for a bottle of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy and three doses relieved me en-
tirely." This remedy Is for sale by A.
G, ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

The emergency bags sent by a church
ippines contained among the necessities
a box of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve,
the we'll known cure for piles, injuries
and skin diseases. The ladies took care
to obtain the original DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, knowing that all the coun-
terfeits are worthless. Ireland's Phar-
macV.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Doubt and Faith.

"a p%essimist," said the Crafty Citizen,
sis the man who is always ready 10 kick
truth when he finds it crushed to earth"
And an optimist," added the Inveter-
ate Thinker, sis the man who is a always
ready to add on some spurious martyr
gew-gaws when it rises again.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Human Nature.

SIT is the nature of the m of fash
ion," said the Crafty Citizen, "to initiate
most the style that is absurd"
1T is also the nature of the man of
literature" observed the lnveterate
Thinker, 'to %plagiarize most from writ
ing that is bad. The police wouldn't be
so busy If they had to guard only the
good things
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 4OOS.)

Land Office at Santa Fe, N. M. Oct 30, 1900
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his clsim,
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver ut Santa Fe on December
8, 1901, viz: Marcos Ribera, for the swA swA,
II, nwA nwA, section is, township Is north,
range 10 east. He names the following wit
nesses to prove his continuous residence up
on and cultivation of said land, viz-Alejan-
dro Abeyta, Jose Maria Sonioza, Tomas
Abeyta, Casimiro Ribera, all of Santa Fe,
N. NJ. Manuel r. Otero, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

: When you cannot sleep for coughing.
1t Is hardly necessary that any one
should tell you that you need q few
doses Of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to allay the irritation Of the throat and
make sleep possible. It Is good. Try It.
For sale by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
A Heavy Burden,

Pullyear-Candidate Woolem says he
has a great deal on his shoulders.
Heelyear-Don't wonder. Our chair
man says he is carryin' water on both
shoulders.
Water? He amt nothin' to me.
Same. / can't give him no lift.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

When you have no appetite, do not
relish your food and feel dull after eat
ing, you may know that you need a dose
of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Price, rs cents. Samples free
at A. C. Ireland's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
The Only Dance.

Bella-Gran'ma, don't you think the
two-step ever so much nicer than the
old-fashioned waltz?
Gran'ma-There's only m kind, my
dear, that is worth dancing-the one
when you're 2O.-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Your Face

Shows the state Of your feelings and the
state of your health as well. Impure
blood makes itself apparent in a pale
and sallow complexion, Pimples and
Skin Eruptions. If you are feeling
weak and worn mt n 40 not have .
healthy appearance. you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. It cures all blood
diseases where cheap sarsaparillas and
3o-called purifiers fail; knowing. this,
we sell every bottle on . positive guar
antee.
rbr sale At T1schor'G drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
An Adjustable Epigram.s

The little proverb that says that a
kiss can do more than a frown hits it
off about right, said the Crafty Citizen.
That depends upon whether a mans
specially is breach of promises or stand
ing off a swift touch, observed the In
veterate Thinker.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Nstbef fnpensistrni.

my dear" 3aid the sensational
clergyman, 81 want you TO write to
all the city editors and ask them to
send representatives to the church
on Sunday to report my sermon"
Very WELL" replied his wife, who
was also his secretary, what do you
propose to preach about?'
Il will strongly urge the abolition
of all Sunday labor. "-Philadelphia
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

Friend-He says you are in your
prime.
Mrs. Brown-The idea! I'm not as
old as that!-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Nameless But Not Silent.

Biggers-Guess that Workham's
father-in-law is a member of the firm of
Fetcham, Workman & Co.
Jiggers-That is, he is the go" of
the corporation, but he makes more
noise around the institution than the
head travelling salesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

When you want a pleasant physic try
the new remedy, Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are easy
to AXE and pleasant in effect. Price, rs
cents. Samples free at Ireland's drug
store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Out Of the Ordinary

Nettie II thought the bride was very
composed. What makes YOU think she
was not at herself during the ceremony?
Bettie-Because when the minister
asked her about that love and honor bus
mess she simply said, II do" instead Of
replying in her customary way Of "You
bet your sweet"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Getting A New Start.

Barrett-As you wish; let the engage
ment be broken, but it will please me
much if you will tell me why you asked
it.
Miss Clara-Because, Henry, l want
a fair chance to win back your devotion
and attention.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
toadstools
resembling

Poisonous toadstools resembling
mushrooms have caused frequent
deaths this year. Be sure to use only
the genuine. Observe the same care
when you ask for DeWitt's Witch Ha-
Eel Salve. There are poisonous coun-
terfeits. DeWitt's is the only original
Witch Hazel Salve. It Is a safe and
certain cure for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Not a Timelv Scare,

what do you think of the claim made
by an eastern preacher that hell is here
on earth, now?"
"Oh, pshaw! How can he expect to
scare anybody with such talk as that,
since winters coming on and GOALS
worth over 81 a ton?'
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Not In It,

Dora-How did Dickie Smythe ever get
the nickname of "Eucere?"
Fora-Maud gave it to him. She says
that being out with him is exactly like
going it alone.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Pleasantly and Pain.

Edyth-Victoria's shoe must pinch so
she can't contain herself. Look at the
face she makes now and then.
~Suzane-That Is no evidence OF pain;
that's the way she smiles at Harold
Lightly's efforts at wittlcisms.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

"Some editor who has been giving adj
vice to people on how to live to be old
says that one of the main rules to fol-
low is to go away from the table at
each meal feeling as if you could eat
more
"Well, say, if that's right every fell
low at our boarding house ought to
live to be a hundred!"-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Not usual.

When twt mems stories don't at all agree
1t does always mean
That one t.. truth and one the lie must be;
For, when the facts are seen,
Most probably they both of them prove
lies,
And differing only In regard to size.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
The Social Meoaphone,

"Benham can talk less and say more
than any other man in the country"
81 have noticed that. He throws out
a brief ~insination when his wife enter
tains the card club and by the next week
a s%candalous story has spread all over
town.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

Biggs-Hello, Boggs! just the a
I wanted to see! I'm just back from
the Paris exposition, and
Boggs.-Sorry, old man, but I haven't
got a cent!-N. Y. journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

The most dainty and effective pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
They are unequalled for all liver and
bowel troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
FOR SALE
Al Ideal Sheep or
Goat Ranch.

This ranch is located about as
miles north of Santa Fe, and a
few miles east of the Denver &
Rio Grande railroad. 1t is in all
respects equal to the famous Pc
cos forest reserve. A creek of
pure mountain water runs through
it and the water never fails. The ]
land is covered with the finest,
grasses and other forage plants .
suitable for sheep, and especially 0
for goats. 1t has plenty Of shelf r
er and contains much timber 4
which affords shade. The title g
to the property is perfect. The
acreage is about 10000 acres, but
the range that is controlled by the
water thereon is very great. For
further information apply to Max.
Frost, Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
His Grudge.

Mrs. Jones---I don't see what you
should have against my first husband.
The poor fellow is dead.
Mr.. Jones-Yes; that's the only
thing I've got against ~him.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

II thought you said you had only a
platonic affection for him."
'"True; but that was before he
asked me to marry shim."-Chicago
Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Tied Up.

''Annie says that she always has two
strings to her beau?"
Two strings? That girl never had a
beau in her life that she didn't rope in"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06
Enough as Prose.

Mrs. McElroy-Here is an exquisite
little poem on My Mind Unmovable.
McElroy-When did you take a notion
to put it in verse? If You decide to set
it to music, I'll have to do some moving
myself.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

Tablets cure b~iliousness, constipation
and headache. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. For sale by A.
G.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-06

Sillicus-When would you say that .
man has acquired greatness?
Cynicus-When he deserves his own
opinion of himself.-Tit-B Bits.