The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-24
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

The Salina Union wants the police
| Gree increased until there will be one
thump for every thug.
The Kansas City Journal perpe-
trates the joke Of referring to Bryan
as THE Prince of Walls"
Take it the State over and wheat
runs better than rs to / acre. The
Mark Hanna rain did it.
The death of Noble Prentis and John
j. Ingalls, removed two of the men of
whom Kansas was most proud.
The Marion Record is tickled be-
cause a man travelling for his health
stayed N that town three days.
Recent events suggest thetheory that
the publication OF politics by petty
coats may he an irridescent dream.
a travelling man exhibited mems
shirt waists at Parsons but the men
declared they "bagged to much in
'front.'
The news that a circus drew 1000
people at Topeka this week has caused
Bryan's managers to hope for great
things.
a statistician has discovered that
the harder the English press DeWet
in South Africa the dryer it gets in
Kansas.
Wichita is planning to vote on
proposition to issue $40. 600 bonds to
secure the Kansas City and Orient
railway.
In the contest for queen of the flow
er parade at Salna Miss Nickle
leads and makes the other maids cry
quarter.
The fact that Hutchinson girl, DR..
Edna Parks, is among those held in
Pekin accounts for the stout resistance
of the Chinese.
The Rev. James fortune of millions
in England proved on examination to
consist entirely of watered stock in
bursted booms.
The fate OF a Newton boy who was
sent to the reform school the same day
the circus struck town would move
heart of stone.
\ TonganoXie boy writing home
from Manila says the Sultan of Jolo
has forty wives, rules forty islands
and looks like an ape.
Miss Oyster is visiting in Concor-
dia and Judging by society accounts
in the Empire Daylight the young BIZ
valve must be charming biped.
The Abilene Reflector suggests as
text for Rev. James first sermon when
he gets back in his $500 pulpit "The
error of Laying up Treasures on
Earth
Three Atchison girls have taken
perpetual VOWS in nuanery. They
probably became Respondent from
reading the Globes continuous sneers
at femininity.
a plucky horseman named Ellwell
of Paola, who after being injured i'm
race drove three heats afterward went
under the wire first but was put under
the sod next day.
An exchange offers advertising
space for a year at contract price to
Ice paid for when Mckinley is elected.
The offer is made especially 20 oppO-
sition business men.
Concordia, which ha, been valiant
~ trying TO swear of the joint habits
decided by vote of the city council
TO put of the big reform until good
soaking rain comes.
r.. II. Day, of Lyons. recently en-
ioycd visit from his daughter and
her daughter and her daughter. This
shows how far reaching are the good
and evil Of one day.
Some friend has started a discussion
a- to whether the -unllower is not dis
appearing from Kansas. There are
enough left TO seed the whole State if
allowed to run at large.
The last of The Bookman.
scholarly review published in New
York, contained another denial of
Bill Whites insinuatiOn that Il. Kip
ling wrote David Harum.
\ tramp with the usual accompani-
ment of grease, dirt and rags was ar
rested at Leavenworth and gave in his |
name as Otto Rose. THERE'S a bloomin' !
bum on the rock pile now.
The death rate in southeastern Kan |
sas has been doubled since the finding |
of woman asleep on the railroad |
near Carl Junction, who positively re- |
fuses to wake. Curiosity is running |
riot.
Minister Conger whose brief mes
sages are awaited with such interest |
by the country, learned this use of |
English in Nemaha county, this state, |
out where people are natural born or
atOrs.
The editor of the Galena Times has
been about used up since receiving |
Paris souvenir card from friend |
which shows gay Partisan girl "clad |
in pink knickerbockers and Il blue |
waist"
The Hutchinson News said that |
Parker, the Abilene merry-go-round |
maker made over So, 600 in two years, |
but the Abilene papers say merry |
smile went around that town at the |
small estimate.
Barney Sheridan, who owns a piece
of land, decided to go back into the farm |
business. He attended a sale and |
g., L l..