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The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-06-27
Washington County and the Senator.
ship.

There is gratifying evidence that the
towns of Washington county are recog-
nizing the propriety and wisdom of re-
garding Montpelier's position, this year,
in the matter of candidate for the
State senatorship. BY leading Repub.
licaus in all parts of the county the
opinion is emphatically expressed that
the one Issue of the United States SEN
atorship should overshadow every other
consideration, and the men should be
nominated for Senators who can most
effectively, by their votes and influence,
contribute to the success of Washing
ton county's candidate for the greater
senatorship
The WATCHMAN and JOURNAL has
invariably been the champion of the
towns of the county for the fair and
equable distribution of the county
offices, and particularly that of Senator.
1t is only just and right now, as well
as matter of courtesy, that Montpe-
lier's choice in respect OF one OF the
candidates, Mr.. Joseph A. DeBoer,
should, under existing circumstances be
needed by her sister towns. The cir
cumstances need no enforcement.
Every citizen and every friend and
supporter of w. p. Dillingham; for the
United States senatorship, understands
the circumstances. The towns of the
county ought to be substantially agreed
that this is the year when Montpelier's
selection for State Senator should be
accepted. 1t is supreme occasion in
the political history of the county
and State. To it all minor matters
should yield.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-06-27
Two Points of View,

Pure and undefiled by the sins of
politics, charitable beyond the pre-
cepts OF the Great Exemplar Of charity,
sternly truthful and frigidly dispas-
sionate in statement and characterize
ton, the Mugwump editor is employ
ing his energies and expanding his re-
sources in ranking the Republican
party, its declaration of principles and
its candidates, with the mortal rubbish
and offscouring of the earth. Cover
nor Roosevelt, in particular, is the
present object Of the viper stings.
He is "swashbuckler," Caesar"
a Napoleon" the incarnation of
everything in politics that is to be
summed as men shun the plague. But
there are comments in another strain,
and here is what Democrat, gener-
GUS and discriminating political oppo-
nent, Henry Watterson, editor of the
Courier-Joornal, says OF the man who
is the Republican candidate for Vice.
President:
He will supply the magnetism and in
spire the ardor necessary to hurrah CAM
paign. He will light the torches and wave
the flags. But he will do much more than
that. He will attract large element Of
the independent vote, which thinks for it.
self, which rebels against boss rule, which
recognizes and admires brains, courage and
integrity. There is no man in the country
who has a larger following among this class
than Roosevelt,
The delegates from the West, in an
especial manner, compelled the nomin-
alton of Roosevelt Here is what an
Indiana delegate said:
1--WE westerners want Roosevelt on the
ticket, and 80 do the New York people,
when it comes right down to business, and
we have got the Democrats on the run from
this time on / am just plain farmer
from southern Indiana, and 1 don't know
very much about the fine points in politics,
but live among the people who work hard
for a living, and before coming to this con.
vention 1 made it my business to find out
what they wanted. They all thought alike,
and they told me to come and vote for
Roosevelt; that's why am satisfied with
the work OF this convention. 1t means four
years more of Republican administration
four years more Of national prosperity. The
Sunshine looks twice as bright to me this
morning as it ever did before.
Whoever Hanna may have desired, OF
whoever Plat or Quay may have pre-.
ferred, or for whatever reasons, the
mass of the delegates wanted Roosevelt
and they made this clear, so clear that
the "bosses" were bossed by the imper
ious will of the assembled delegates
and the candidate himself, recognizing
his lawful master, and hearing in the
voice of the people the voice of God
bowed his head and obeyed the sum
mons.
Roosevelt will, indeed, Supply the
magnetism and inspire the ardor neces
sary to a hurrah campaign. He viii
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-06-27
In China.

President Mckinley will receive
commentator from all unprejudiced
citizens for his promptness in order
ing troops to China to join with those
of other civilized nations in protecting
the persons and property of foreigners.
Neither this nor any European govern
ment considers itself at war with Chi
ma, but the Chinese government hav-
ing failed to protect foreigners from
the "Boxers" the civilized governments
are compelled to do it themselves.
Ii Hung Chang has cabled to Sc Gre
tary Hay, promising to restore peace
and see that all foreigners are pro-
tected, and the Chinese minister to the
United States has received cablegram
saying that all the foreign ministers at
Pekin are safe and well, but the Cir
cumstances warrant the preparations
for sending instant reinforcements to
China from the Philippines. The
Chinese minister insists that there can
be no war between China and the civ
ilized nations, and that his government
has not sanctioned any of the fighting.
All this may be strictly true, but the
fact remains that there has been fight
ing and that it is still going on, and
that one side is made up of soldiers
and marines belonging to the civilized
natious, and the other side of Chinese.
The question of the responsibility Of
the Chinese government may he de-
termined later, but the first and fore
most duty of the civilized powers is to
put stop to the fighting by whipping
the Chinese rioters into submission.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-06-27

do not mix politics in business, still
could not help asking questions, and /
gathered from talks l had with men OF
all shades of opinion and politics that
there 10 big surprise in store for
somebody this fall. The South is wax
ing up. Protection and expansion find
no warmer advocates than in the sunny
land that we have long been taught
was hopelessly given over to Democra-
cy. In my opinion Mckinley and
Roosevelt will carry at least three
southern States"
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-06-27
Total

A contested delegation from Leices-
ter, two delegates, when settled will
make the total 38S. This is the latest
bulletin from Hyde Park. 1t is en-
titled to confidence by those who re
member how closely Mr.. Pages esti-
mates, in the memorable canvass of
1890, were verified by the result of the
balloting. Mr.. Page believes that no
combination that any of his rivals can
effect will be able to compass his de-
feat, that his nomination ia assured,
and that it will come early in the con-
vention contest. These predictions
are of course based upon the trust
worthiness OF his information from the
field, but Mr.. Page Is not in the habit
of taking things for granted, or assum-
ing that things are as he would have
them, mot in a political Fl ght in which
he is one OF the contestants.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-06-27

or. The supervisor did not 80 regard the
matter, as is shown by the fact that he APP
pointed both Yet the inference from Cen
eral CIRCUITS statement is that on the face
Of the test schedules, Stevens was less fit
than either Peck or Wheeler, and Miss
Leonard than Mr.. willard. Was the alleg-
ed inferiorlty matter Of fact, or Of pretext
for making other sppointments2 People
can read the evidence and draw their own
conclusions on this or any other point the
facts and circumstances suggest.-Editor
JOURNAL
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-06-27
Page 1O4.
as follows ;

The latest tabulation Of the standing
of the delegates in the first district is
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23

Mr.. Scott spoke as usual. Low taxes
and good roads were his hobbies.
He confessed the ambition to make a
reputation while in that office that would
enable him to build up a good law
practice.
Moore and Murphy each promised a
non-partisan administration.
Capt. Poorman paid high comrli.
ment to the jefferson band, but did not
discuss the issues.
Uncle Henry Keene spoke as well as
before. Prosperity was what we made
it ourselves.
Mr.. Hart the Republican nominee for
distric. attorney was introduced, and
spoke briefly in defense of himself.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
That Wood Again.

@. M.'Elspass has commenced suit in
Department No. Of the circuit court
against Sheriff Durbin for the recovery
Of l25 cords Of FIR wood, which he alleges
Sheriff Durbin wrongiully holds from
plaintiff, Of the value Of Sl75; 1925 dam.
ages Is also asked for. Carson 4 Adams
are attorneys for plaintiff. This is the
same wood which was involved in a suit
between the same parties in Recorder
Judah's court several weeks since. Dur
bin was a winner at that time.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
@. A. r. Attention.

Memorial Sunday will be observed by
the q. A. r. Of this city In their usual
way. They will attend services in a
body at 81. Joseph Catholic church.
Special services have been prepared for
the occasion. The Rev. Edward Casey,
Of Portland, will deliver an appropriate
sermon and the choir will be under Prof.
Scoble. The veterans Of the Indian and
Spanish war have been officially invited
" parlicipate.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23

The Are department was called out
iuSt before noon by an alarm Of FIRE
from the Hughes--D'Arcy building on
State street. Fortunately, it proved to
be a false alarm. The high wind had
blown the smoke down one Of the flues
and II found its way between partitions
out into the hall way up stairs. The
6re-boys were on the watch, and not a
second was lost in getting TO the danger
point. Fire Chief Duncan has been
strung up to high nervous tension
during the high wind today.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
TO Contractors
and Builders

As building boom is now on in Sa.
lem and wishing 10 encourage the same
TO keep up We will from and after this
date, until further notice, deliver build.
IN sand all grades for zoe load nearly
lle yards II taken with lime, to any part
OF the business portion Of Salem. Com
crete gravel II with cement at same
rateS. Further distances in like propor-
tiOn.
We are also offering the best grades Of
Portland cement, and the celebrated
Roche liarbor lime, together with finest
quality star A Star shingles, cut or
sawed, cedar posts and plastering lath
ever brought TO Salem, at greatly reduced
rates. Inferior cement and lime sold il
wanted. For price inquire Of
ID. 5, BENTLY 4 co.
o'i4'=W $40 Front ST.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
Tleketa an Sold.

W. w. Skinner, agent Of the s. p. Co.,
announces that there are no mo tickets
10 be had for the conductors excursion
10 The Dalles next Sunday. The fact
that not enough cars can be secured is
the reason. The excursion is under the
OF the order Of Railway
and they regret their in.
ability TO accommodate more Of their
friends.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
AIIeD & BoWepSoX
PHONE 262l
a Few OF the Good Things We Carry,
NEw PARK PHONE 2623.
EAsT STATE ST. PHONE 262l.

he new eoanut product shortening and iyny
eyepr I
faspherry and cherry N's0l 'h'h straw
FAhMoO III kuCk PHOSPHArED GELATINF- Fo p,sLin.
sea loan hudlines, herhets ''s N'Ne snow and
hlAellO sIAhCH-A 2c picture with every r,.L,
pound ~ 'N' masking sandwiches 25c
Sl ehppei ee in is and s5c Lbby's SLICED R,,L,
s'l N and deNlled ham, Grape
heuef sweet Pickles and Bna sb.
Nrn unSes uarkees salad Dressing Olive Ssssi
tneAppe eanuet Peaches, Barts,t ses
iA lNAioes Fancy standard corn Wsljr; an Sold
Nashel Serea kalsn Breakfast and Raret F h TEAS
"Isuo, "ei1aea Mheatne Rolled Wbe., Eo1
'. len lhe OF folgers Golden Hakips poa,lsr
Extracts aud Spees-the Nsrtes
"nith SLoNkR BRAND CREAMERY BITITfp'
round guaranteed Delivsrsi AelN
WINE "y' both soVs. .''. !" any part
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
or for Nome

Professor A. J. Collier started yester.
day afternoon for Seattle, where he will
20 In government geological surveying
party which will spend the summer
looking into the mineral resources Of the
Capo Nome country. "Billy" Wright
also started for Nome 10 investigate the
mineral resources Of that section. Ho
took along boring machine Of his own
invention with which to reach the pay
streak on the beach.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
Pat Prunty's Potatoes.

p. d. Prunty has THE JoURNAL mans
thanks for some choice new potatoes.
They are larger than any yet brought
here from the south, and were raised In
the gravel beds Of Yew Park. Prunty
comes from the "old sod" where they
know how TO raise spuds, and IL seems
hls contact with s. T.. railroad magnates
hasn't spoiled him for the business.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
Annual Mee,ipg

The annual meeting of Bennett Camp
OF Indian War Veterans No. & will be
held at the office OF j. G.. Wright q Co.
2O7 Commercial street, Salem, on Sat.
urday next, the 10Th inst. at 10 a. m.
All members are urged 10 attend as
Important business is TO be transacted.
D u ht j. IL. ELGIN, Captain,
JoHN G.. WRIGHT, Orderly.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
RATES ON ICE

The following low rates ON ioa h.va
NJ NJ ss'egd upon by the Capital Ice
city beginning May rs: ''''
Nohlecuonery stores, hotels and fish
saal u,alAets, using lOO lbs or more AT A time
'0y per hundred; less than 100 lbs 7S',
- IiNaIe parties using 100 lbs or more
sale below lOc. ~ u" No
al the works. ''"' N'OO'
ice shipped IN sacks 75c per loo. sacks
SIe,s SAFrAL loE MoRKs
NkfsrAL les WOREs.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
When Nature

Needs assistance it may be best to rem.
der il promptly, but one should remem.
Der to use even the most perfect reme-
dies only when needed, The best and
most simple and gentle remedy is the
Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the Cal
iiornia Fig Syrup Co.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
Two Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued 10
Aders NJ. Lemery aud Hugh Murphy,
Joseph Lemery witness; Belle l.. Far
quhar and Robt. McGilchrist, O. T..
Tuttlo witness.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
A Small Plum

Frank Davey has received the appoint
ment Of special census enumerator for
the manufactures Of Salem. lilo will
begin his arduous duties June lst.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
Maiek,ng Relieved

Gave great pleasure 90 many, and
satisfaction and enjoyment is given to
many others ho find relief from hunger
at the 81 Elmo Restaurant. - "a 20
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
pIEo.

SCOLLErr.-At the family home In
South Salem, Or. Tuesday, May 22,
1900, at I p. m, Miss Grace Scollett,
aged 10 years and months.
Deceased was a daughter Of Mr.. aud
Mrs. q. u. Scollett, and was bright
aud loyable young lady, though sut.
ierer Tor number Of years, being bed.
fast during the past five months. She
was u devoted member Of the Seventh
Day Adventist church. The funeral was
held att p. m. to-day, from the Seventh
Day Adventist church. on Mill street,
between Cottage and Church, Elder
Nellis, under whose ministration the de-
ceased was converted, officiating. The
mterment was In the Lee Mission cem.
etory.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
For sale.

We have decided 10 close out our lum.
Der business at Salem Oregon. II you
are interested call at our office.
4-b-ti. GoODALR LUMBER Co.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23

sChUlSE.-At lozeman, Mont, Sud
day, May 49, 1000, Arden l., Schulse,
aged ~ years, OF consumption.
Deceased was son Of Roy. ]. NJ.
shulsc, formerly pastor OF the Leslie NJ.
+, church, in South Salem, and was we'll
known here, Ito is tho third Of the
family 10 fall victim TO the dread dis.
ease, two sisters having proceeded him.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
Wants Peace.

The world wants peace, and one way
to secure it is for you TO buy the best
Hour groceries and luxuries for your
family from BransOn x Ragan. 8 2f cod
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
75c. a Sack.

ISriectlon Hour, manufactured by
Wilhelm a sons, Monroe, Or, for sale
Y GnREHF 4 BAKER
S-I-lm salem Orsron.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23

The highest wind at the season pre-.
walls Ia this city today, Bicycle racks are
nomadic and hats must bo held On, All
the dust la town ison lis way to Nome,
bnt unfortunately lie place IL being
taken boy country dust FROM the south
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23

The Nome city aud Geo. W. Elder
leave Saturday night Tor Cape Mono.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23

LOSr-on Macleay road near salem
ladies' umbrella With silver bands on
handle, Return 10 Journal otiice for
reward. % 81
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23

Oscar fraEier, administrator oi the
estate OF l.ottc n. Frazier, has hled his
tnal account, and Monday, Juno 20, BE-
tho time sot iOr the hearing.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
WEATHER REpoRT.

Occasional rain this afternoon. To-
night and Thursday with high south to
Southwest winds and gales along coast
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
| am CLOSING Out

fine dry goods and shoe stock, and these are some of
the bargains:
Ali wool chaies pretty designs, regular SOC now 25c
ward Silk ms for l5c pair Silk gloves worth SOC for
25c pair. Misses white kid gloves for ioc pair. Fine
shoes sizes to l-2 worth $3.50 pair tor Sl25 pair
button SC Dozen White horn buttons tOc gross 10 yds
spool twist 5c Dozen Assorted coorS danng cotton Sc
Sets hosiery and underwear at greatly reduced rates
Mems and Boys hats and caps. Ladies and Misses jack
eS Immense bargains at iS South of the Post Office
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23

WANrED-rhis week good waitmss.
Steady job, Willamette Hotel. 8 s2u
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
a AAAAAA n - AAAA
AMRMRIyHAI$$'~

COTTAGE,
y. J. i.eshcr, Lansing.
II. W. Clark, Portland.
T.. \ Caslleman, Portland.
4. =. stinson. Portland.
O.. Delone, Portland
Mrs. g.. Delone, Portland.
WILLAMETTE.
y. J. storm, kirkNille, Mo,
\. NJ. Stock, San Francisco.
Mrs. A. j. West, Port Huron, Mich.
Miss n NJ. West, Port Huron, Mich,
Mrs. u. n. lAmbson, Portland.
Mrs q. q. lloguo, Albany.
Mre. A o. Beane, Albany.
q. w. Lawrance, Portland.
l.. Il. Webster, Portland.
Mrs. l.. Il. Webster.
J. B Crowley, San Francisco.
II. w. freor, San Francisco.
Jno. 4. Booth, Chicago.
w. V. llaines, Portland.
Walter jackson. 50
W. II. Burgharit, Jr. City.
Geo q. TONlr, Pond River, n. u.
II ClaNeon, Aumoville.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
Bottled Beer

AhngsI a ssek Successors 10 SourhSs sH'
SottliL WoIks.
All Orders for bottled beer will be dlled
A. the brewery. Kept on cold storagr-
Fire city delivery. ralephOR@ 2isi.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23

Excitement la London
Does not imply that people need 10 he
excited or 20 hungry al Salem. as an
abundance ~ the best Of food Il l,re.
pared daily and meals served at an
hours ~ stFong's Restaurant.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-23
January and May

January and May
Or In other words sweet sixteen and
seventy, need glasses equally, whom the
sight N detective, whether from astigma.
usin, iarsiRhiedncsa, noarsightcdness
on from the falling sight Of age, aud We
are skilled opticians that can test the
sight scientifically, and ht you With
properly adjusted glasses at reasonable
cost.
| devote great deal OF attention 10
replacing lost or broken parls OF spec.
taclcs.
ocalists prescriptions, specially.
O. II. HINGES
hArfhr oI1iciAN,
see COM AaHRCIAL 81
Next door 10 holyerron's
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1900-10-10
Sam Jones Strong Point.

Rev. DR.. Frank Bristol, pastor of
the Metropolitan church, in Wash
ington, which is attended by Prcsi-
dent Mckinley, tells story which
he heard one evening while dining
at the White House with the Pre-
sidcnt and Bishop Gambler, of the
Methodist church, South. The party
was talking about rcvivalists and
rcvivals, and the case of the we'll
known cxhorter, Sam Jones, was
brought up.
"Thc best characterization of Sam
Jones preaching ever heard" said
the bishop, "was that Of good col
orcd brother in Virginia. lie had lust
heard Sam Jones preach, and was
describing it to some of his fellows
"Jist as long as Brc'r Jones sticks
to dc Scripters," said the colorcd
man, che amt no better preache,
than eny NV dc rist NV us. But whcr
he cuts loose from the Scriptcrs and
jist lets her sail, den he's dc doggond.
est preacher dat ever pounded {
pulpit"
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1900-10-10
Growth OF Large Cities.

ASlIINGToN, October 5.-Sla-
tlstics have been compiled ut the
census bureau, based on the popula,
tons of large cities which have been
announced up to the present time,
shows most interesting fact in
relation to the growth OF cities. 1t
demonstrates that the l55 largest
cities in the United states numur-
caily increased in population from
1890 to 1900 almost exactly as they
did between 1880 to 1890. These
100 cities increased their population
l,1O6,l07 from 1850 to 1890, and
l,G2T ,953, from 800 to 1900, or lust
lS,lol less during the latter than
the former period. OF course, when
the ag9regatcpcrccntagcS OF increase
OF the population Of these 55 cities
during these two periods are com
pared they show that the pcrccn-
tagc OF increase was considerably
lower in The last ten years, because
the increase is compared with a
larger population in 1900 that it was
in 1890.
me Mormon missionaries are still
at work in Fairfield county, near the
kcrShaw line, whore their house OF
worship was burned 4 year ago. They
say they have fifty elders at work in
this state.
NO other pills can equal DcWitt's Lit
tio Eariy klSciS promptncSs, certainty
and efficiency j. ". Bcll,
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1900-10-10
Does IL Pay to Buy Cheap {!

cheap remedy for coughs and colds
is all right, but you want something that
will relieve and cure the more severe and
dangerous results Of throat and lung
troubles. What shall you do? Go to Il
warmer and more regular climate? Yes,
if possible; if not possible for You, then
in either case take the ONLY rcmedy
that has been introduced in all civilized
countries with u:ccss i'm severe throat
and lung troubles, "Boschcc's German
Syrup" 1t not only heals and stimu-
latcs tho tissues to destroy the germ
disease. but allays inflammation, causes
easy cxpcctoration, gives Il good nights
rest, and cures the patient. Try ONE
bottle. Recommended many years by
all druggists in the world. For sale by
d. II. Darby, Walhalla.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1900-10-10
Why He is Crazy.

y man in the insane asylum gives
the following reasons why he is crazy
81 met a young widow with a step
daughter, and the widow married
me Then my father, was a widowcr,
met my stcp-daughtcr and married
her. That made my wife the
mothcr-in.law OF her fathcr-in-law
and made my step daughter my
mother and my father my stcp-son.
Then my Stcp-mothcr, the step
daughter of my wife, had a son.
That boy, OF course, was my brother
because he was my fathers son. lie
was also the son Of my wifc's step
daughter, and therefore her grand
son. That made me grand father to
my brother. Then my wife had
a son. My mothcr-in-l law, the step
sister Of my son, is also his grand
mother, because he is her stcp-son'a
child. My father IS the brothcr.in-
law OF my child, because lis step
sister is his wife. am tie brother
of my own son, who is also the child
OF my Stcp-g grandmothcr ] am my
mothers brotlcr.in-law, my wife is
her own chiId's aunt, my son is my
fathers nephew, and | am my own
g md father. And after trying to
explain the relationship in our family
some seven times a day to our call
ing friends for fortnight was
brought hcrc--no, c"mc OF my own
Will"