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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13

When study and school are over,
How Jolly it is to be free,
Away in the fields OF clover,
The honey sweet haunts Of the beei
Away in the woods to ramble,
Where, merrily all day long,
The birds IN the bush and bramble
Are filing the summer with song.
Away in the dewy valley
To follow the murmuring brook
Or sit on its bank and daily
Awhile with line and hook.
Away from the stir and hustle,
The noise Of the town left behindi
Vacation for sport and muscle,
The winter Tor study and mind.
There's never a need to worry,
There's never lesson TO learn.
There's never a bell to hurry;
There's never duty to spurn.
So play till the face grows rudy
And muscles grow bigger, and then
Go back to the books and study;
Wen and It as pleasant again.
Frank Dempster Sherman
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
The Absent Mother.

AS the Victorian contingent was pa
rading the streets of Melbourne wo-
man pounced ON a volunteer and cried,
You don't escape your lawful welded
wife like thatr' On being dragged
away she added: ooh, If I'd only
brought mother with mel We'd have
stopped you if we'd had to hammer the
whole blessed contingent. Cor. St
James Gazette.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
He Had To.

"Will you have this here woman to
be yer lawful welded wifeY
THAT'S what lowed would"
win you love, honor and obey her2''
Amt you got that switched 'roun,
parsonY said the groom.
John" said the bride elect, don't
you reckon the parson knows his bust
ness? Answer the question:
Yes said the groom; reckon I'll
have to.''-Atlanta Constitution.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
PEOPLE OF The DAY.

Rear Admiral George G. Remey,
who is In command Of the United
States naval force in Chinese waters,
has an excellent record and Is a favor
lite in naval circles. He was appointed
to the Naval academy from Iowa In
1855 and was graduated in 1859. He
served with distinction during the civil
war and at disclose was made lieu
tenant commander. In the war with
Spain he rendered valuable service az
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13

commander of the naval base at Key
West Admiral Remey is a magnani-
nous man and generous comrade,
On two occasions he stood aside that
others might receive preferment, once
for Watson and once for Schley.
Early in this year Remey succeeded
Watson in command Of the Asiatic
squadron. with flagship at Manila. He
was ordered to China when affairs
assumed serious complexion in that
country
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
Another story snoiIed.

He-You remember Tom Pitkin, don't
you; jolly Tom, who used to go to those
Merry six club dances before he got
married?
She Yes; ! remember him.
= HeThats Mrs. Pitkin across the
street.
She What You surely don't mean
it! Why, she looks old enough to be
Tom Pitkin's mother.
He That's what she is. didn't say
she was Mrs. Tom Pitkin.
She disappointed Oh, what a bright
creature you are!-C Chicago Times Her
aid.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13

Always try to keep yourself well to
the front" said Senator Sorghum to
the young man who is studying poll
tics.
''You mean must be among the first
to advance new ideas and promote re-
FORMS"
''Not exactly, but you must be among
the first to claim credit when the trick
is done and everybody is applauding."
Washington Star.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
To the Creditors Of the Chapman.
Mclean Rubber Company.

the Court of Chancery of New Jersey,
made on the fourth dag of June, 1900, you are
hereby required to bring In and present to the
subscriber, who Is the receiver Of the said The
Chapman Mclean Rubber Company, Ia writ
ing, your several claims and demands against
said corporation and make proof thereof upon
oath or affirmation to the satisfaction of the
receiver within three months from the date
Of said order. (viz. on or before September 4,
1900 and In default thereof you viii be ex-
eluded and barred from the benefit OF such
dividend as may hereafter be made and de-
clared BY said court upon the proceeds Of the
effects Of said corporation, Claims may be-
presented at the office Of the receiver, a Leon
ard street, New York city.
Dated June {, 1900
GRINNELL WILLIS.
WILLARD w. CUTLER, Receiver.
Solicitor 236
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13

"Her marriage seems to be happier
than the majority Of that kind
Yes, and it's all owing to the wis
dom of her father. Instead of settling
fortune upon them he gives his titled
son-in-law an allowance that is to cease
ii they ever separate"
"Oh, l see. Instead Of buying a hus-
band for her he has secured one on q
salary. "-Chicago Post.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
The Family skeleton.

The man threw open the door of the
closet.
"rll fix your he cried, glowering at
the skeleton there.
Then he caused the closet to be filed
quite full with seasonable hats, wraps
and frocks for his wife, to the end that
there was no room for the skeleton,
which accordingly vanished Detroit
Journal.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
RockaWay Valley Railway.

/ Leave Morristown, for all stations to White
house. D.. ". Il w. Station, $40 d. m. ;5.05 D.
| m Park Place at $3.50 a. M and Sis 3, m. !;
Watnong Station, 8. 10 q. m. and 630p m.
| Leave Brookslde for Morristown Z Is a. m.
| and 3.20 p M; for Whitehouse, $50 a. m. and
| 5 As p m.
| Leave Mendham for Morristown, 7. 05 a. M.
and 3.05 p. m; for Whitehouse, 1905 a. m. and
| 5 So ps m.
| Leave Whitehouse FOR Morristown, 500 a. M,
/ and 100 p. M Arrive at Whitehouse from
| Morristown, ii. 40 a. M. and 100 b. IN.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
An Americans nnglish Home.

Highbury is a most comfortable and
commodious house, but it is too new
to be admired in a land where houses
must echo with the tread Of genera
tons before they are considered true
homes. 1t seems modern even to Mrs.
Chamberlain, who formerly dwelt in a
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13

If eggs would only grow on egg
plants, the incubator would do the
rest and the poor old hen would have
to retire from business -
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
NOTICE.

Notice of assessment for improvement of a
road or section of road in the Township of
Hanover, County of Morris
The undersigned commissioners having been
duly appointed by order of the Morris Circuit
Court to estimate and assess the peculiar BEN
efts conferred upon the lands and real estate
fronting or bordering on that road or section
of road in the Township of Hanover, in the
County of Morris, known as the Denville and
Pine Brook Road by the improvement of said
road or section of road, and said Court having
ordered that said commissioners should give
two weeks notice by publication once q week
In two newspapers published in said county of
the time and place when and where they will
hear any person in interest who may present
himself or herself to be publicly heard touch
ing the matter committed to the charge Of said
commissioners; therefore. In accordance with
said order and the statute In such case made
and provided, the undersigned hereby give
notice to all persons In interest to present
themselves to be heard in reference to such
improvements and assessments on Tuesday
the seventeenth day of July, nineteen hun
dred. at ten o'clock In the forenoon, In the
Freeholder's room, in the Court House, at
MOrristown, N. j,
Dated June 20. 1900
CHARLES M. PHILLIPS.
CHARLTON A. REED,
NATHANIEL O. TOMS,
CHARLES A. RATHBUN.
Attorney.
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family will
that this will
will be example the highest style of illuminated printing 1t will
library
portrait at what namely filling
the below and sending this Office There will
demand for the published
advance AS desired
cents for Write address
coin postage stamps.
To MORRIS COUNTY Moristown. n.
Mckinley aasys PAPER
s49es ..s...ss...,.-,....
Date Aaa,e's
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
THE MAN OF THE HOUR
a Magnificent Portrait OF
President Mckinley
Reproduced In Ten CoIors from
a Late Photograph, for which
the President Specially Sat, at
the Request of the Publishers.
Size 14x2l Inches,

will be published shortly 1t is now
being printed for us on heavy plate paper, in a
form suitable for framing, by one of the
largest art Autograph houses in America, in
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
10 CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QuININE TABLETS. AL
druggists refund the money II 1t fails 10 cure,
z. w. GROVES signature Is on each box, 25c
2177
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13
To Whom it May Concern.

Notice is hereby gwen that /, Nathanier w.
Bssel Ct the To;,Y,nship OF Passaic; Morris
Inferior Court of Common Pleas on the third
day of Augugt next, to have the license grant
ed to Ernest Ahnert in the term of May. 1900,
to keep an Inn or Tavern in the Township of
Passaic, in said county, transferred to me for
the unexpired term thereof
Dated June 28, 1900
N w. BISSELL.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-07-13

CHARLES A. RATHBUN.
Attorney.
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03

AS I will leave the state, I will sell
at public auction on Saturday, Oct.
-, 1900, beginning at IL O'Clock a. m.
On the old Osmundson farm. one mile
east of Wi)lmar, the following de-
scrihed property:
Four working horses, from to 9
years old: 3 horses, years old: l
binder, mower, hay rake, 2 hay
racks. broad-tired truck wagon, 2
cross plows, l corn cultiv ator, &C.
foot drag, pair bob sleighs, l plat
form wagon, new; hay fork, carrier
and rope, 8 set working harness, good
as new; set single harness, and all
kinds of farm tools and implements,
household goods, Including organ,
sewing machine, knitting machine,
and articles too numerous to- mention.
All articles IN the house and outsi de
will be sold .,.s-..
Terms: AL sums under IS, cash;
over that amount time will be given to
Nov. !, 1901, on approved notes draw
ing 5 ger cent. interest.
HENRY JOHNSON.
J. G. MONsoN, Auctioneer.
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
: I =, -
: Public Auction.

I will sell at public auction on
Whites place in Sec. 3, town of Fab
lun, one mile southeast from NJ. E.
church, on Wednesday, Oct. II, 1900,
beginning at 10 O'Clock a. m. sharp:
5 COWS, all under years;2 2 year.
old steers. 8 2-y ear-old heifers, 4
spring calves, 7-year-old mare,
weighing: 1900; l 9-year-old mare
weighing 1900; l 13-year-old horse,
weighing 1900; l 11-year-o1d horse,
weighing 900; l 8-year-old trotting
horse, weighing 1900, better known as
Kandiyohi Prince. .
l l2-seated platform buggy, new; l
top-buggy, lroad cart, lumber wagon,
81 inch tires; lumber wagon, 24
inch tires; ! 2--eated cutter, new;
pair bob sleds, Deering binder, |
new ,Deerina mower, new Gale seed
er, l Monitor seeder, hay rake, l a.
inch walking p)ow, John Deeriug
gang plow, 2 corn cultivators, l drag,
l tanning mill, l corn shelter, hand or
power: 2 hand corn planters, 4 cross
cut saws, 2 sets of harness, set of
light-driving harness, buggy har-
ness, saddle, bridl., martingale, all
complete; horse blankets; 8 dozen
grain sacks; l Parker furnace, with As
gal. kettle, large wood heater, l hay
fork with pulleys and 80 feet of It inch
rope, all new; 1 hunting boat, l row
boat, grindstone. 2hay racks, wood
rack, set Of, carpenter tools, plaster
ing tools, butchering tools, horse shoe
ing tools, 20 tons Of hay; lots of dry
wood and posts, $50 bushels Of good
seed oats. c:@.z.
Terms: ALI amounts under SIS cash;
all sums over that amount, time will
be given on approved notes due, one
year from date, drawing 7 per cent in
terest.
L J. BOUDETTE.>
j. G. MoNsoN, Auctiopeer.
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
ONE MEAL A DAY.
Prom n Secret of Human
Health, and Happiness.

Pronounced n Secret Of Human
Health and Happiness.
1t is by no means impossible that
to the delays of the single meal re-
form. The one meal day plan was
successfully practiced by some $4,000.
600 men Of the healthiest. wealthiest
and most intelligent nations of an
tiquity for nearly 1000 years.
No unprejudiced observer can deny
that for the vast plurality Of our fel-
low men there is no other practicable
way to live up to the principle of the
sanitary maxim, Never to eat till
we have leisure to digest"
Nine out of ten laborers have to hur,
ry from the breakfast table to their
daily work and cannot count upon
more than a few minutes of afternoon
meal rest. The same in rolling mills,
shipyards. railway yards. workshops
and schoolrooms. y
r. Less than years time would suffice
to give the one meal habit the force of
second nature. and those who would
like to form an idea of it's universal
observance during the classic period
of antiquity should read Peter Bayle's
dissertation on domestic Life In
Athens and Rome" or De Quincey's
humorous essay, published in the Sec
ond volume Of miscellanies under the
title. Dinner. Real and Reputed."
There would be time for play for
reading. for the enjoyment Of art and
entertaining conversation.
Sunstrokes would be known only
from the traditions of insanitary
barbarism. The granger's youngsters
would get afternoon sports enough to
think life on farm decidedly worth
living. No after dinner martyrdom
would tempt truants. housekeeping
drudgery would be lessened two-thirds.
Felix NJ Oswald.-M D.. in Health
Culture
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
A DISMAL FAILURE.
The Last Joke He Tried to Play q
His Dear Wife.

The Last Joke He Tried to Play On
His Dear Wife.
II don't think I'll try any more prac-
dcal Jokes on my wife. They don't pan
out wall"
"Elucidate."
You see, she has q habit of hoisting
the window in. our room every night
As I usually go to bed last, she de-
pends on me- to hoist 1t. Sometimes
! forget It, and then there's wild
squabble. Frequently she wakes me
up in the night and asks me to see If
it is open. If don't she nags at me
until morning. A night or two ago
resolved" to give her hard scare.
rolled up lot Of old newspapers into
. long bundle and laid the package
down by the window. OF course she
was asleep and didn't hear me. Then
l opened the window little ways
and crept into bed. Some time after
midnight she nudged me and said:
Jim. I'm sure you didn't open that
window. It's like bake oven in the
room. Get up and see.' So l got up,
went to the window and threw the
sash as high as it would 60. As did
80 I'gave little shrek and then flung
my bundle down to the walk below
1t struck with dull thud, and
lodged behind the curtain to await
developments. The room was very
dark. and | couldn't see my wife, but
l heard her raise herself to a sitting
posture. Then she spoke. Poor old
jim she quietly said. he's tumbled
out of the window in his raggedest
nightshirt. What spectacle he'll be
when they find him in the morningr
Then she lay down again and went
to Sleep"
What did you do?'
'Stood there like a fool for minute
or two and then sneaked into bed."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
A TELEGRAM That Talked.

At one time when the late George
Drew Barrymore was playing in San
Francisco fabulous sum was offered
her by a local theater for her services
for few weeks. The offer was ex.
ceedingly tempting, but her contract
with Charles Frohman stood in the
way. However on the nothing ven
ture nothing won theory she tele.
graphed a detailed statement of the
offer she had received to Frohman in
New York. explained how anxious she
was to accept it and wound up with
the plea, Twill you release me?'' In
due course Of time she received the
following telegram in answer:
Mrs George Drew Barrymore. Palace Hotel. sar
Francisco:
mol CHARIKs FRoHMAH
Albeit disappointed, Mrs. Barrymore
at once sent this characteristic reply:
y Charles Frohman. New York City,:
OH AZ GEoRors DREW BARRYxoRE
New York Tribune
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
Public Auction,

Having sold my farm 1 will sell at
public auction on my farm in section
81, town af Dovre, two miles north of
Willmar, on Tuesday, Oct, 16, 1900,
beginning at 10 q. M. sharp, the fol-
lowing described property:
3 working horses, | 3-year old horse,
! 1O-year old mare,l 6-year old mare,
! 2-year old stallion weighing 1900;
10 COWS, 8 2-years Old heffers, 4, cal
YES, threeqnarter shorthorn bull, l
year months old;s3 sows,, El sMinne-
apolis binder. Deering Pony bind
er, Il Deering mower, l. Mccormick
mower, 2 corn cultivators, l John
Deer Moline Flying Dutchman gang
plow, l sulky plow,sl breaking plow,
.2.wag ons, 2 hay racks, 2 pair of bob
s]eds, scraper, / tanning mill, 4
creamery cans, p pair of working har-
ness, sewing machines. and other
articles to numerous to mention.
Free lunch will be served at dinner.
Terms: All sums under $5. cash; over
that amount time will be given to Nov
l, 1901, on approved, notes drawing 6
per cent interest. Z =
ALFRED G.. JOHNSON.
A. G. CRAWFORD, Auctioneer. 33-3p
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
Auction Sale.

: AS I have sold my farm I will, sell
at public auction at my place in Sec
tion II, town of Roseland, four miles
south of Svea church, on Saturday
Oct 6, the following described pro
Four working horses, ! yearling
colt, a good milch cows. l full-blood
Shorthorn bull, II months old: l new
Moline wagon, 2-in. tire; L new Hick-
ory wagon, l new two-seated platform
buggy new top buggy,ti1 new Nc
aCormick binder, ! new 16-hoe Ken
lucky drill, new 5-ft cut. Standard
mower, ] new loft. self-dumping hay
rake, i pair new bobsleighs, 2 new l6-
in. Deere cross plows, 2 set working
harness, set new buggy harness, l
tanning mill, 2 cook stoves, 2 heating
stoves, 100 grain bags, 400 bushels
No. seed oats free from foul seed.
one share in SYea creamery. some
furniture and other articles too numer-
GUS to mention. ts.
Terms: Sums under $5, cash: over
that amount. time will be given to
Nov. l, 1901. on approved notes. draw.
ing g. per cent interest
A. RFNsTRoM.
j. G. MoNsoN, Auctioneer.
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
BEWARE!

Owing to the fact that another fact
ory has put a cigar on the market
bearing the same name as our stand
ard cigar The Elsa,' we take this
method of informing our patrons
that none are genuine unless the name
OF Person & johnson appears up the
box. The brand is inferior to ours.
3O.6 PERSON & JOHNSON.
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03

Having dispose1 Of my business in.
te.'ests In tow. I will soil my Real Es.
tatA at bargain prices. ~.....~..-. L..
5oxl50, with residence, on Litchfield
Ave-, next west of Catholic church.
= 4 FINE RESIDENCE LOCATION.
l5oxl5o with residence, on 10th St.,
northwest of Park. ..... ..
FINE RESIDENCE LocATIoH-EAsv
~ RENTER At SO. =:
25xl5o, with flat house. on Pacific
avenue, between 7th and 9Th stroet=,
An EASY RENTER At ST.
These must be sold et once. and
the first reasonable offer takes any o,
all. j.. <... g.. ~.
23tf ~. W. D. WlccSHS.
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
For Sale or Rent.

80 acres improved land with house,
we'll, granary and stable, located
midway between Kaodiyohi and village
of Spicer in town of Green Lake.
Address STEPHEN TIERNEY, Kan
diyOhi, MINI. 1874
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
A Mighty Old Table.

A wealthy man was once exhibiting
proudly to a younger acquaintance a
table which he had bought He said
It was 500 years old.
THAT Is nothing" remarked his
young visitor. 81 have in my posses
sion a table which is more than 5000
years old" = : .....
Three thousand years oldv' said the
host. THAT is impossible. Where was
1t madeY " -: :
Probably In India"
I'm India, What kind Of a table IL
it?'' sv.s....,@. =5 @ -. -s.-s.... h. !.
''1The multiplication table!''
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
DRESSMAklNc.

l wish to announce that I will do
sewing for private families or work
brought to me at my rooms at the
home of G.. w. Lonn. My prices
will be reasonable and work guaran-
teed satisfactory.
Yours to Please,
32-4 MATHnDA JOHNSON.
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
Farm for Sala.

320 acres unimproved land in Red
River Valley, three miles from Red
River, Richland county, North Dakota.
Will sell for $l5 per acre, or exchange
for city property. Inquire of
MRS. MARY LARKIN,
17-tf Kandiyohi, MINI.
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03

We wish to announce to the people
of Willmar and vicinity that we are
in the business Of raising and moving
houses Will work by the day or by
the job.
/. LARS TORNQUIST & co.
.Willmar, MINI. 1873
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
Real Estate. Loans and insurance

| will loan money al low rate OF in-
terest and on favorable terms. Will
buy and sell real estate. Insurance
written in reliable Insurance compa-
nies SOLOMON PORTER,
52tt - Ni:i',ar. H'"r.
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
W Wennerlund,
JEWELER and OPTIClAN.

DR.. c. E. Gerretson, dentist. Office
in Mikkelson block Willmar. 22tf
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
Two Ways-<

OF GETTING CLASSES: One to
go to a first-class optician, have your
eyes properly tested and get what you
need. The other, to go to a merchant
who keeps spectacles, make 'grab
in the bag" as it we're, get pair
that don't fit you (although it may
seem so far the moment), running the
risk of running your eyesight entirely
and all for small difference in ex-
pense. ~:
If you need the services of good
optician, we can serve you-well and
cheaDly.
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
our FIRST Pianos. J.. !.

Our First Pianos. NJ.
The first pianos known In America
were imported from London in 1884
by John jacob Astor. but as they could
not stand the rigors Of this climate
they soon became ruined. This fact led
70 the attempt to build pianos II this
country, and IN the early part Of the
nineteenth century pianos made their
appearance.
i The E1llino. s5s. .
Mis- Gabby What 10 the hardest
part of writing poetry. finding the
rhymes1 5sz5
Amateur Poet-N0. think the great
s0st strain = N .dlling up between them.
Baltimore. American ss...s
Willmar tribune., 1900-10-03
Public Auction.

j. G. MoNSON, Auctiopeer.