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The suburban citizen., 1900-05-05

On Easter morning the Fifth Collegiate
church organization New York Ciyhad for
most wonderful church that have installed
worship fact the instrument combines practically FIVE
and these five operated with expenditure
the of the organst than required in playing The
operated what
perfect balance between
operation. As imagined considerable power
eighteen and htwo feet in size This provided by
electric motor The instruments which make the complete
the solo, the SWELL the great and the choir In addition these
there echo placed in the opposite end the church from
instrument and operated by electrical connection
the keybds Of the latter Some idea the
anism involved gained from the
used in forming the connections within organ fy-two
speaking stops
The suburban citizen., 1900-05-05
ERR SUBURBAN CITIZEN.
WASHINGTON: D, c.
The st. Louis Republic, discussin

The st. Louis Republic, discussing
an all important subject, says; "The
assertion made by Miss Caroline Haz.
ard, President of the Wellesley Col.
lege, that more Wellesley girls than
Harvard men are married, would bear
expansion without losing interest. II
touches one of the important socio'
logical questions to which economists
and statisticians are directing theiI
attention.
The suburban citizen., 1900-05-05
nlsrnNerinain Iinhvlnn.

DR.. Koldewey, director of the OK.
oayations at the ancient city of Baby
len, has informed the Oriental Society
Of the discovery of canal built by
Aramoan bricks, which is believed to
be the long-sought East Canal. A
temple called Ernach of the goddess
Ninniach was laid bare, and stones
found inscribed from the time of Ne.
buchadneZzar
The suburban citizen., 1900-05-05

Afghanistan one soldier was caught
while doing scout duty and shot down
when none of his comrades were in
sight. Weeks atterward his body was
found lying before tall rock, on
which he had written in letters of
blood, "I want mother to have all. "
In both cases the War Office held
the Wills to be valid, and saw that the
proper distribution Of the property
was made.
The suburban citizen., 1900-05-05

chance to retreat gradually, but offers
a good chance for him to stop and fire
his rife frequently from protected
places in the cross trenches. He can
pass from the main trench to A when
his safety is in doubt, and work back
to B, @, and so on for miles; for often
times these connecting retreating
The suburban citizen., 1900-05-05

Captive balloons are now being used
in building operations; they are en-
ployed to raise and support scaffeld
poles and ladders until these latter
are secured in position.
The suburban citizen., 1900-05-05
Table Made or Clotho.nlns.

A table made of clothespins joined
together by rigid wire is the creation
of Miss Sophie Mcintyre, of Consho
hocken, Penn.
The suburban citizen., 1900-05-05
THE sIrRnRRAN nIrI.

ZEN 10 a permanent institu-
hon-a fixture at the Nationai
Capital. Thousands and thou
sands OF people can testify to
the good work 1t has accom-
pllshed during the past Ave
years in the line Of suburban
Improvement. 1t Is the only
psWspaper in the District OF
Columbia that maintains
punching bureau, whose duty
10 Is to punch up the authori-
Ties and keep them awake 20
she needs Of the suburbs. On
that account it deserves and Il
receiving substantial encoV
Ngsment.
The suburban citizen., 1900-05-05

A man can often improve his man.
nels by dAApping some Of them,
The suburban citizen., 1900-05-05

Wills Written on BattlefeIds.
Many queer and pathetic Wills have
been found upon the bodies of dead
The suburban citizen., 1900-05-05
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having tried external remedies and surgi-
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parts Of the country who have been cured.
Price $l0O per box postpaid. If you
can not get it from your druggist write
pirect to
The DIR. Donald Wallace Co.. PoOria
Medical advice and Booklets free.
For Sale by Hubbard & Co., Benn-
ing, d. G.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
Knocked Out the Poetry.

James Russell Lowell was dreamily
strolling along toward his home il
Cambridge enc unusually beautiful
night. Slowly, with serene, queenly
majesty, a full moon was ascending
her azure throne" pouring her lavish
light over all things and softening into
semblances of beauty even the ugly
outlines of the conventional domestic
architecture round about. Duly illumi-
mated by the loneliness CT the sDecta-
Gle, the poet as ne passed by the house
of the eStimable brother man who sup
piled meat to him regularly for a slight
consideration CT profit noticed that val
liable citizen leaning on his fence and
gazing up in a kind of raDt way.
1t pleased Lowell to think that the
butchers immortal SOU! was bathing
itself in the fiocd Of scil;sD:rituGl
moonlight and, pausing, he remarked
"What a beautiful night it is, neigh
borv'
Yes, Mr.. Lowell. l was just a-think-
in what a bully night for slaughterin
this would be!''
"Of course, of course gasped the
poet, beating q hasty retreat.-Argo-
naut.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
As Good as Teeth.

Less than al hours ride from New
York is a community in which GER
tain meat and vegetable grinding ma
chine has attained such popularity that
it threatens to affect the dentists work
and income. Not content with using it
for the preparation of hash and similar
made over dishes. it is screwed to the
table in many houses and made to do
the work of knife and fork in cutting
up food.
Father and | was talkin about get
tin some false teeth said one elderly
woman. but since we bought this ma
chine, declare, we don't need 'em, and
we can save the money. 1 guess it
would cost as much as SIS apiece for us
to get new teeth, and / bought this ma
chine for $1.15. If I'd only know'd it,
they had a bargain sale one day when
I could a got it for S5 cents."-New
York Press
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
Pooling In Wedding Presents.

what shall we give herr" That is
a question which desolates innumera-
BILE breakfast tables when the morning
post brings the announcement of an
approaching marriage. A most valua-
BILE precedent has been set by a batch
Of Lady Randolph ChurchilPs friends,
who dubbed together and presented
her with a beautiful gewgaw in the
shape of a pearl and diamond tiara.
The example should be followed wide
~. Individual effort is apt to fritter
itself away in superfuous salt spoons
and unnecessary photograph frames.
Given bride, it is pretty certain that
many of her friends will be friends of
one another. And hsw much more
pleasant for the bride and how much
simpler for her friends is the pooling
Of affection in a really valuable gift!
The perennial difficulty Of the wedding
present is in a fair way toward solu-
tion.-London Chronicle.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

Gentleman-My wife has lost her
waterproof, and she wished me to
stop in mere and order another sent
up at once, as it looks like rain.
Dealer-Yes, sir. What sort, sir?
How did you like my recitation?
asked the young man. 1t was truly
remarkable, answered Miss Cayenne.
1t has given me a new insight into
Shakespeare. I never ntil this eve
ming realized how much genuine COM
edy there is in Hamlet's soliloquy and
Mark Antony's Grafton.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
Steel Forks In the White House.

steer FORKS IN the W mite mouse.
Writing of zone Hundred Years In
the White House. and recalling some
of the notable entertainments given by
our chief executives, Rene Bache in
The Ladies' Home Journal says that
president Madison revived much of
the formal ceremony which Thomas
Jefferson had discarded, and under his
administration great attention was
given to the state banquets, no expense
being spared in making them as fine as
possible. President Jackson disliked
ceremony even more than did PrCsi-
dent Jefferson, and, preferring a steel
fork himself, he always provided each
guest with one silver fork and one of
steel After dinner he smoked a long
stemmed corncob pipe. He wished to
throw the doors Of the White House
wide open to the public, but this idea
he was forced to relinquish after the
experience of one occasion on which he
extended an i'll judged hospitality to all
corners. The carpet in the east room
was ruined by punch which the mob
spilled in its eagerness to get at the
buckets containing the beverage, the
gowns of many ladies were spoiled,
and the furniture was broken. At his
farewell reception President Jackson
introduced curious novelty in the
shape of q gigantic cheese which was
cut into pieces and distributed among
the guests
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
How to Handle a Gun.

In picking up your gun from lying
fat, standing against anything, from
companion or q boat, do not take hold
of the muzzle and drag it toward you.
Take hold of it by the forestock and
barrel if you are only using one hand;
if two, in the regular way you grasp it
when you go to shoot. In carrying
your gun do not keep the muzZle di
rectly behind you. Throw the butt to
the right or left, whichever shoulder
you are carrying it on. This will bring
the muZZle toward the opposite Shout
der, thus rendering it easy to carry, as
it will be resting on your neck and
shoulder instead of on the small part
of your shoulder and with the muzzle
upward will also tighten it little.
/ think there are more men shot with
their own guns by taking them from
boat than in any other way. When
you run your boat or canoe to the bank,
your gun is likely to be in the bow,
which l think is the best place for it.
Take hold Of it by the forestock and
step out. Put it in a safe place where
you are sure it will not fall down. Then
draw up your boat or do anything else
you have to do, but do not let your gun
stay tn the boat until you have Shout
dered your pack and then catch hold Of
the muZzle, drag it up over the gun
vale, hook the hammers and have it
explode. 1t is likely to blow out your
brainS.-ForeSt and Stream.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
Business Tomorrow.

When the Spartans seized upon
Thebes, they placed Archias over the
garrison. Pelopidas, with II others,
banded together to put Archias to the
sword. A letter containing full details
of the plot was given to the Spartan
polemarch at the banquet table. but
Archias thrust the letter under his
cushion, saying. Business tomorrow"
But long ere that sun arose he was
numbered with the dead.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
PRESSED FLOWERS.

Flowers are pressed and dried in books
Gone lucent colors, fresh and new;
Gone sweetness, swaying, bloom and devil
And thoughts are mummied there in books
No light of eye nor poise of head,
The thought that's written is unsaid.
And yet one touch of natures there,
And memory leads us true,
From withered leaf to budding flower,
From moldering dust to freshening shower,
From musty page to odorous air,
From words to thoughts anew.
F. N. Folsom in Boston Transcript.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

The progressive nations of the world are
the great food consuming nations. Good
food well digested gives strength. If you
cannot digest all you eat, you need Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure. 1t digests what you eat.
You need not diet yourself 1t will even di-
gest all classes of food in abottle. No other
preparation will do this 1t instantly re-
lieves and quickly cures all stomach troub-
les.
81. 9. Pierce, Barton; r. e. French, Glover
n. Webster, Barton Landing g; CIV. Russell,
Irasbnrgh.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

Large sun spots, astronomers say, caused
the extreme heat this summer, and doctors
declare nearly all the prostrations were in
duced by disorders of the stomach. Good
health follows good digestion. Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure digests what You eat. If you
nave indigestion or dyspepsia it will quickly
relieve and permanently cure you.
81. c. Pierce, Barton; r. E. French, Glover;
II. S. Webster, Barton Landing; @. Russell,
IrSBburgh.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
Well, Mr.. Bickers, said Lawyer Breet

? Well, Mr.. Bickers, said Lawyer Breef,
your wife sues for divorce and asks
$4,000 year alimony. Of course we
will defend it, No, Mr.. Breef, we
will not defend replied Mr.. Bickers.
But that is an enormous alimony.
That's all right but am for peace at
any price.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

L told hin you We're DIS honest as the
day Is long. What DID he say: asked
Senator Sorghum. He merely re-
marked that he guessed l must be
talking about some OF those days they
have up around the Arctic circle that
uon't last more than a minute or two.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

What WAS that petition he was cir
culating? asked the inquisitive man.
don't know, replied the extremely
polite man. Why you signed il when
he asked you to. Of course L signed
1T, but he didn't ask me to read it, you
KNOW.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
A FIENDISH ATTACK.

IN attack was lately made on G. f. Collier
OF Cherokee, Iowa, that nearly proved fatal.
1t came through his kidneys. His back got
so lame be could not stoop without great
pain, noI. sit in chair except propped by
cushions No remedy helped him until b e
tried Etectric Bitters which effected such a
wonderful >BaLge thatthe writes he feels like
new niaL Ais marvellous medicine cures
backache AID kidney trouble, purifies the
Blood "a Guilds up your health. Only soc at
II y PItrCe's drug store
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

"For three days and nights suffered agony
untold from an attack of cholera morbus
brought on by eating cucumbers," says NJ. E..
Lowther. clerk of the district court, Center
vile, Iowa. Il thought should surely die,
and tried dozen different medicines but all
to no purpose. / sent for bottle of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem
edy and three doses relieved me entirely"
This remedy is for sale by E. w. Barron,
Drugpist
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
Ready For Use.

"Beg pardon said the long haired
visitor, but is there a literary club
around here anywhere?"
Eyes, there u.s." said the editor signif-
icantly, reaching under his desk. Are
you literary man ?''-Catholic Stand
ard and News.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

Situated on the river road about half way
between Barton Village and Barton Landing,
containing los acres all in good state It
cultivation, pastures well watered, running
water at house and barn from a never failing
spring, sugar place consisting of I1Ou trees.
buildings all in first class repair, said farm
will keep twenty cows and team For further
particulars enquire or address he subscriber
at Barton, VT,
If NELSON III. LYMAN.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

Mrs. Gayye-My husband gave up
all his expensive habits short time
ago. And how did his economical
reform work? First rate, dear, while
it lasted. He saved up money enough
the first week to buy me a new hat.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
WHAT'S YOUR FACE WORTH?

Sometimes a fortune, but never, if you have
a sallow complexion, iaundiced look, moth
patches and blotches on the skin,-all sigus
Of liver trouble. But DIR. Kings New Life
Pills give clear skin, rosy cheeks, rich COM
plexion. Only25e at III G Pierce's drug store
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
Buchanan, Mich, May Y

GeHeSsee Pure Food Co.:
Gentlemen:-My mamma has been a great
coffee drlnker and has found it very injuri-
Gus. Having used several packages of your
GRAIN y the drink thai takes the place of
coffee, she finds it much better for herself
and for US children to drink. she has given
up coffee drinking entirely. We use pack
age every week. L AN years old.
Yours res pecJfully, FANNIE WILLIAMS
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
BANKER ROUTS A ROBoEK-

Inorhvllle, Ohio, had been robbed of health
by serious lung trouble until he tried DIR.
Kings New discovery for Consumption. Then
he wrote: III IS the best medicine 1 ever
used for severe cold a bad case of lung
trouble. always keep bottle hand.''
Don't suffer with Coughs, Colds, or any
Throat. Chest or Lung trouble when you can
be cureu easily. Only 5Uc. and . LOO. Trial
LottIes IL at II Pierce's drug store.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

Mrs. Starvem -Will yon have some
milk and sugar in your tea? Grim
little drop of water and little grain
OF sand.
Teacher CATER some explanation)-
Bright Scholar-It's where everybody
gets sick and we don't have to go to
school for ever so long.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

suppose, said Miss Snaps fance,
you'll be sorry when I marry your
sister and take her away TO live with
me. No, replied her little brother
l never did like you much, any how.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
JUST FOR FUN.

Master( addressing his class 81
lence! This is not to be put up with.
Directly begin to talk stupid fellow
begins to chatter.
Young Bride-Mother, dear, how
long does the honeymoon last?
Mother-Untii you ask your husband
for money, my child.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

Ancestors of Presidents Tyler. Lin
coin, Hayes and Cleveland were among
Major John Mason's band of 35 pio-
neers who founded Norwich. Conn.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

How do you feel on the subject of
imperialism? 1 don't think women
ought to boss US men around the way
thew do
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

Many scions of European royalty
hold military commissions before they
are old enough to walk.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

is nothing so good as Chant rlain's Pain
Balm. Try it. For sale by T.. w. Barron,
Druggist.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
GO TO
DERBY ACADEMY,
DERBY. VT.

TO fit for college; to be trained sufficiently
to begin the study of he professions; to bet
ter equip for teaching; to prepare for the
largest development of your powers in the
world of business. Special lasses for young
men attending only in winter. Send for Cat.
alogue. Fall term opens August 81, 1900.
As q. A. ANDREWS Prin,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01

Farm For Sale.
The Residence of e. b. Martin, known as
the Ezra Darling place. Pleasantly situated
On Lake View St., in the Village of West
Derby, VT. Said house is in good repair with
Ell and barn attached, basement cellar under
barn. Eight acres of land in high state of
cultivation, fine apple orchard with village
good we'll of never falling water. One new
hen-house, fifty feet long, one twenty-fv
feet long all in good state of repair. For par
ticulars, price, etc., write to K. b. MARTIN,
No.22 Third ST., Clifton Park, Weehawken,N.J
1881
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-10-01
Five and One-half per cent.
GOLD SCHOOL BONDS

This issue of bonds in 500, denomina-
items, and make safe investment for small
sums. We handle only Government and Mu-
nicipal Bonds. Correspondence Invited.
n. B. powell & CO.,
$40 Woodstock, Vermont.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1900-06-30
CUT HIS THROAT IN STREET
SENSATIONAL ATTEMPT AT SUICIDE
IN PARIS TODAY.
Edward Goering, an American. Victim
of Absfnthe, 1nflicts Fatal
Injuries ON Himself.

PARIS, June Boulevard Goering, for
merly employed at 30 Cornhill street. Bos-
ton. Mass. fatally injured himself this
morning in a sensational attempt to COM
NIT suicide. His queer actions on the Ave-
nue. de la Bourdonhais attracted the atten-
ton of Mr.. c. ]. Stillwen of San Fran
cisco, to whom he spoke in an erratic man.
ner, and. drawing a razor. he said he in
tended to take his life. Mr.. Stillwell Gained
Goering and sent for the police.
On the arrival of the latter Goering
backed into the middle of the avenue.
which is prominent thoroughfare running
along one side of the exposition. He then
slashed his throat with the razor. and
bleeding profusely. started running down
the avenue. followed by the gendarmes.
AS he ran Goering continued slashing his
throat. After chase of three blocks the
man was overtaken weak from loss of
blood. But he fought the gendarmes
tercely. 1t took six men to hold him.
While the surgeons of the ambulance Sta
ton to which he was taken attempted to
administer ether Goering caught hold of
his own throat and, inserting his hand In
the wound, tore at the vital portions. This
act, the physicians say, makes 1t impossible
for the sufferer to recover. He had lost
money and began drinking absinthe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1900-06-30
THE PRESIDENT AT HOME
WITH HIS WIFE HE REACHES CAN
TON THIS MORNING.

CANTON, O., June 30.-At 1913 am. to-
day President and Mrs. Mckinley reached
Canton. Fifteen minutes later the Presi-
dent was in his own home, the remodeled
cottage on North Market street, made ia
nous In the campaign of 1896, shaking
hands with the members Of the citizens
reception committee of 1895. who had ar
ranged the informal reception and escorted
him through crowded streets. A minute
later he was on the porch in response to
the calls Of vast crowd which filled the
street and lawn and tramped the grass
just as the crowds did four years ago.
President Mckinley said:
My fellow citizens: 1t is needless for me
to say that we are very glad to get home
again and to be with you and be one of
you as Of old. And the pleasure Is very
greatly enhanced by the warm and hearty
welcome which my old neighbors and fell
low oitizens have given>o1e here this morn
ing, for which most profoundly thank
you ALL"
The Presidents brief remarks were re-
ceiyed with boisterous applause.
What Canton did in welcoming the Pres
ident other cities along the route did to
the greatest possible extent. There was an
almost continuous ovation. for the train
from daylight on. Big demonstrations were
made at Alliance, Salem. Leetonia AMI
other manufacturing towns along the line.
The President appeared on the platform
and acknowledged the greetings with bows
and waving OF his hat.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1900-06-30
Marine Corps Orders.

Col. P. c. Pope, ordered to command
marines at New York navy yard.
Capt. R. p. Faunt LIE Roy has been de-
tached from duty in office of assistant
quartermaster, Philadelphia, Pa, and or
dered to duty as assistant quartermaster,
U. s. NJ. c.. headquarters. U. 8. Marine
Corps.
Maj. c. L. McCawley, assistant quarter
master. ordered to New York city on public
duty.
Capt. c. s. Radford, to duty in the Office
Of assistant quartermaster, U. s. M. c.,
Philadelphia, Pa
Capt. T. c. Treadwell, relieved from duty
as member of the general court-martial at
New York navy yard.
First Lieut.. H. w. Carpenter, to his
home
Second Lieut.. s. w. Brewster, to duty
as member of the central court-martial
navy yard, New York.
Second Lieut.. L. M. Harding, to the marine
barracks. New York navy yard.
Second Lieut.. P. M. Rixey. detailed as
member of the general court-martial at
the Washington navy yard.
First Lieut.. w. III. Parker. from the
marine barracks, MAre Island, to Washing
ton. D. c., report to the commandant, U.
8. Marine Corps.