The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-02-06
TOLD BY The GOSSIPS.

A Chinaman appeared at Main street
jeWelTy store the other day with watch
he had purchased at the place some time
previously. Placing the umepiece upon
back
What is the matter with ito" inquired
the jeweler. The watch is all right; I
know it has a high class movement. It
only requires regulating
Him no gOOde6 Give me money, you
keepee him broke in the Chinaman
But what's the matter with it," per
sisted the MAJ Of watches.
i telle he no gOodee. Too muche bime-
Down at the Palace meat market, when
times get busy. they have sort of short
hand language which is a little trying to
the nervous. The other day they were
making Up the mornings orders. when the
following conversation took place:
Hurry Joe! Chop up Mrs. Young s
ribs"
What are you doing?"
I'm taking out Browns brains"
AN right" came the response. I'll
fix YounG's ribs after / get through
breaking the bones in Mrs. Smiths leg.
Hollow, theTer came from another
part of the shop. Have you cut Nc
COrnick's head off yetE
Cut it off YOURSELF came the answer
( I've got 10 slice up Bradley's liver
The people occupying beds on the upper
DISTURBED by an unearthly racket proceed
ing from one Of the rooms. Shortly after
a man in his night clothes shot out Of the
door and rushed wildly down the corridor
in the direction of the stairway. down
which he disappeared as mysteriOusly and
silently as a ghost.
Soon after a voice thundered through
tho house demanding that that steer be
headed off ard brought back
Then silence once more fell over the
hosiery A half hour later WnIte-rope.i
figure approached the stairway, up which
il cr6pt Ike shadow and vanished along
the upper corridor I'm the direction of
the room from whence the disturbance
first came.
1t seems Dick EUdDaH of the Colorado
4 Midland had invited a friend from Colo
RADIO 10 share his bed. They had talked
abcs,t loading cattle in the evening before
retiring and the results were disastrous.
I'VE went to bed" said the COlOradOan.
! land ] was soon asleep. / woke up with
d a violent pain in my leg and found Dick
down at the foot OF the bed trying TO
i twist II of. ] got away from him and
I then he tried to drive me up on the
/ bureau. He chased me around the room
four or five times until he got tangled
] UP in the bed clothes, when unlocked the
/ door and escaped. When got back In
4 tho room a half hour later l found him
/ asleep under the led. l think IL was all
/ a dream. but the next time I sleep with
; him 7 won't talk of loading cattle # I
4 can steel. the conversation in any other
( direction
{ Two men met at the KnutsfOrd hotel
after the absence Of one from the city
How are YOU. old fellow" said the
Z one who had recently returned. I have
3 thought Of you many times since ! was
. away. How'S Mary
/ HIS friend face changed, the smile of
I greeting dying away on his lips like the
+ DAYLIGHT fading away over the mountains.
Mary has left US" he said as a tear
. g-istened in his eve.
"TeIl me- When2 How2'
She is up at Mt. Olivet where we laid
her to rest last September
/ Poor boy; poor fellow and the two
men clssped hands IN a long feTvent
I grasp
Only a common occurrence. you say
but IL Is one Of the incidents that en-
/ DhaEIZe The TRAGEDIES OF lie