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The age-herald., 1900-02-15

The ship subsidy scandal will probably be postponed until after the November election, when it wilkbe put through if the republicans win
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

The number three is becoming as unlucky as thirteen. Kentucky had three capitals, and Brigham Roberts has three wives
The age-herald., 1900-02-15
His Way Gut of a Dilemma

A Baptist and a Methodist minister were by accident dining at the same house, says the Columbian. As they took their seats there was an embarrassed pause, the host ess not knowing how to ask one minister to say grace without offending the other. The small son quickly grasped> the situa- ton. and, half rising in his chair, moved his finger rapidly around the table, recit- ing:
 ''Eny meme miny mo, 'i Catch a. nigger by the toe.''
 He ended by pointing his finger at the Baptist minister and shouting, You're it!' The reverend gentleman accepted the decision and said grace, but 1t lacked the usual solemnity
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

The goosebone and the grounding are in their last round of the season.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

Even New York is appalled, by the costs of two or three more Molineux trials.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

Kentucky has concluded to settle down to double-headed government without Winchesters.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

St. Paul now says that vulgar largeness is not distinction. Minneapolis has, 1t ad- mits, 50,OOO more people.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

The Richard Olney boom of Memphis, Tenn, came out with the groundhog and went back.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

The belief is that Aguinaldo has retired for the purpose of raising a full outfit of Dom Paul whiskers.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

The Americans have not captured Aguin- aldo, nor the Boers Cecil Rhodes. :.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

When the sentimental valentine costs ten dollars, no wonder the "comics' hold the field.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

when the Nebraskan put through a pro- Boer resolution.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

Neither side of the Tugela seems to suit General Butler.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

The lawyers of Pittsburg are not all dis heartened by the prospects of Frick-Car- negie lawsuits
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

Maorum is trying to think what 1t was he came to say.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

Kid Mccoy has abandoned pugilism, not for a saloon, but for Wall street. a still lower level
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

The good offices of this country will not be rendered to any belligerents if Ohio can prevent it.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

The smallest boom Of the year is Richard olney boom from Memphis.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15
STATE FAIR MANACEMENT

Buffers army Is well drilled in the river crossing act. .laillf
The age-herald., 1900-02-15

Butler burns no bridges when he crosses the river.
The age-herald., 1900-02-15
SHORT STORES
 OF THE DAY
Judged by His Apparel

The Duke of Norfolk, who has volunteer ed to resign the position of postmaster general in the British cabinet with the idea of going to the front in South Africa, IS one of the richest peers in England, as well as a leading representative of the Roman Catholic religion in the house of lords. He is noted for his kind heart and for his utter disregard for his personal appearance, re- lates the Chicago Tribune. So far is ne from a proud and naughty disposition that he is known by the tenants on his estates as Uncle Henry' Because of the poor clothes which he wears he has been the victim of some curious and amusing adven- lures. On one occasion he had engaged to distribute the prizes to the pupils at a con- vent. Instead of riding to the convent in state he walked and was met in the grounds by one of the Sisters, who, judging from his appearance that he was an apph- cant for charity, expressed rfer sorrow that relief was not distributed on that day.
 q know, Sister," said the duke, ''but you do distribute prizes, and have come to distribute them for you"
The age-herald., 1900-02-15
John Bright,s Threat to His Wife

Two characteristic anecdotes of John Bright are given in Sir Edward Russelps memories, which he has published under the title, That Reminds Me- Bright was supposed to be total abstainer, but once when Edward Miall was very nervous at the prospect of having to make an im- portant speech in the house, Bright said:
 "Well, Miall. if I were you I'd for once go and have a pint of champaign"
 Mr. Mall did as he was told, and the result may be judged from the narrator's comment that "champaigne on an unac- customed interior is not always a cura-- tive or a tonic.'
 Bright rarely had any difference with , his wife," but occasionally they were not . as one about the children. When they came to a point of absolute disagreement, he used to say:
 Now, I tell thee if thou doesn't do what I wish, I'll go straight to Mir. Gladstone and ask him to make me a knight, to which the answer invariably was:
 "Oh, anything rather than that" ..--
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-09-20
NEWS OF THE TOWN

Mystic lodge No :. K Of p. had a
large and Interesting meeting last
evening. doing work in the first rank
Japanese kackuen are . menace 20
the lives OF pedestrians and vehicles
on the streets.
The wife OF Antoine Mello has had
him arrested for desertion- ]. L kau-
loukou, attorney for the defendant, viii
contest the husband and wife law as
unconstitutional His client has be>a
married but q short time and seems to
have tired Of having q wife to share
his troubles and double his expenses.
There were but three cases on the
police court calendar yesterday. One
drunk was reprimauded and dis
charged. A Chiuamzn charged with
having opium in possession had his
case postponed and another Chinaman
was fined SO and costs for being
caught with a che ia ticket in his pos
session.
The contract for the erection OF The
warehouse Of the Pacific Hardware Co.
on Merchant street. has been let TO the
Concrete Construction Co. and H F.
Bertlemann. the former to do the ma
sonry and the latter the remainder.
The contract is for 81, $50, divided as
follows: Concrete Construction Co,
81, $50, and II. F. Bertlemann. 81. loo.
Lee Ling got mad at All Hop and
made wreck of the latter's house. Al
Hop called upon the police and was
advised TO swear out warrant fo-
the apprehension of the man whom he
accused OF smashing things. This was
done and Officer Apana arrested Lee
Ling and locked him up at the station
He was charged with malicious injury.
The Y. NJ. C. A. Junior Rambling
club win make trip up Palolo valley
The start will be made from
the Y. NJ. c. A. at 8 o'clock in the
morning and the return will be at
about 4 o'clock in the afternoon. The
trip will be made on horseback or on
bicycles as far as the foot OF the hill
which splits the valley In two. From
there to the crater on the crest of the
q water-flled crater that
supplies the streams OF the valley. will
be made afoot
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-09-20
BOARD OF EDUCATION.
Attaches Are Kept. on a Jump to
Serve Callera.

Attaches Are Kept, on a Jump to
Serve Callers.
School children continue TO visit the
Office of the board of education in
quest Of text books for the coming
term. During the first few days of the
school enrolment the rush to the Office
was something great, but since this is
over the officials now have breathing
spell. As many as hundred appli-
cants day were given attention in the
first of the school season. The children
now securing books are mainly those
recently apportioned to the various
city schools. -
i The work of. assigning the scholars
to their proper school in the district
in which they reside is moving on apace,
and little remains to be done in this
line. In few instances only have
transfers been required, and the adjust
ment has been found very satisfactory
to the board and the scholars alike.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-09-20
Keeaumoku and Queen Streets.

"We are ready to go ahead with the
work of macadamizing both Keeaum-
oku and Queen streets as soon as the
property owners along these thorough
fares will take up the old cnrbing and
attend to itsresetting," remarked Road
Commissioner Marston Campbell to a
Republican reporter yesterday. AS
the matter now stands nothing can be
done towards completing the contem-
plated street improvement because of
the old curbing, which in many cases
is not only useless but much in the
way for the work at hand. Everything
is now In readiness for taking up this
work, and the commissioner greatly de-
sires to go ahead with it and have the
improvement completed without fur
ther delay"
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-09-20

fairly equipped In this school TIE
charges for tuifion. etc. is 81 . term.
With an extra charge for medical AZ
tendance. for hreakzges or injuries 70
buildings
In the KanehanehA Schoo, for Girls
tie tuition = the nominal sum OF $50
\ rear. payable in afvznce-
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-09-20
CHAMBERLAIN'S COUGH REMEDY
A GREAT FAvORITE.

The soothing and healing properties
Of this remedy, its pleasant taste and
prompt and permanent cures have
made 1t . great favorite with people
everywhere. 1t II especially priced
by mothers Of small children for colds,
Group and whooping cough. as it IL
ways Affords quick relief, and a. 1t con-
tains no opium or other harmful drug,
it may Be given a. confidently to q
baby a. to an adult For sale BY all
dealers and druggists. Benson, Smith
& Co.. general agents Territory Of
Hawaii.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-09-20

:
Having succeeded 70 the old
established business Of the
late Robert Grieve. it win be
our aim to uphold the repu-
tasion % long held by him Tor
Arss clAss work In every
department Of the printing
once, while our increased n
cflities enable ~ 70 al orders
: 4 much shorter nnotaos than
hGrs6o1nrs.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15
POLITICAL BETS AND BETTERS,

John p. Clerf, OF Kittitas county.
who offered to bet DR.. Hill $1,000 or
any part of that amount, on the election
OF Rogers, won some money in Ellens-
burg and even took one bet of $500
against $3.50 on the same proposition.
Thos. Lund is in s405 to the good
as result of his election bets Will
Steward won about $500, Chas. Wilfong
5000, 5. j. Lowe 800 and Mr.. Kershner
$500
j. d. Medill has the reputation of
being a hoodoo better. He works hard
throughout. the year saving up his money
for election time and invariably gets on
the wrong ''hoss.' OF all his bets
this year he only won one of IS on
Rogers and that was forced on him
against his judgment.
Attorney Snyder is out watch as re-
suit OF his estimating" on the election.
Postmaster Sperry now carries the ticker.
The republican syndicates who bet
on Frink are feeling quite sore DR..
Hill forced the sheepmen to dig up
pretty lively in order to cover the demo-
cratic money offered and lambs will
have to make decided advance in the
market to square some of them.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15

necessary. While corn can be made the
principal ration, bran, shipstuff, oats,
barley and oil meal should be given to
make up Il good variety, and in this
way keep the sheep in good appetite.
See that they have all that they will
eat up clean and at the same time are
not overfed.
With old sheep the best plan of fat
tening is on good farm pasturage,
changing from one place to another
every two or three weeks. 1t is difficult
- fatten old sheep ON dry feed of any
kind. Fairly good success may be
realized by feeding ground grain, but
the more economical plan is to depend
upon good pasturage, selling whenever
IA good marketable condition is reached.
1t is usually good economy to fatten
and market the old sheep during the
spring and early summer rather than 10
keep them over.
Always select sufficient number Of
Young, vigorous ewes to take the places
Of the old ones sold otf.St. Louis Re-
public.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15
BRIEF Personal NEWS NOTES

Born, November Z, to Mr.. and Mrs. d.
B. Greenwalt, of the Ahtanum, son.
Peter Walen is back from Mexico
where he spent several months working
in smelter.
Mrs. Lowell, daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Moses Ward, is here from Spokane on a
visit. She is in low state OF health.
Mrs. b. F. Barge returned on Friday
last from Iowa, where she has been
spending several months with her daugh-
ter.
a. Pereival, who has been a resident
OF the Yakima valley for II years has
taken up his home in Windsor, Sonoma
county, California.
Ed Montgomery, a well known bust
ness man of Tacoma, spent several days
in Yakima last week. He has been in
the east for couple of months and said
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15
Try This-YouW Be Satisfied.

Doctors are prescribing them: Mull's
Pioneer Cures, chocolate tablets. Why
Because they give quick results and con-
tain no poison or opiates. Dollar draft
in every dollar box-cash it if medicine
fails. A special remedy for each disease
Kidney and Bladder, Impure Blood and
Liver, Stomach and Dyspepsia, Rheuma-
tism, Female Complaints. Buy from
your druggist and save doctors bill. csc.
and $l.00. Ask Taft & Taft and w. j.
Roaf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15

the apparent interest in the presidential
election was not shown in New Fork City
to the degree it was in the towns and
cities of this state.
Chas. +. White, wife and child, Of
Manitowoc, Wis, arrived in Yakima last
week and may conclude to make their
home here. Mrs. White is sister OF o.
A. Fechter.
Joseph Stephenson is the owner Of a
fine mare and also has Il little extra
change as the result Of the election. The
mare was formerly owned by A. Chand-
Ter, of the school section and he wagered
it on the election of Frink.
1t looks very much as though the high
line Mckee ditch was an assured fact, as
the permanent grade stakes are now be-
ing set. The ditch will be twelve miles
long, Is feet wide on the bottom and 80
feet on top, and will carry as much
water as the other three bitches of that
district combined. Four miles OF flum-
ing will be required.
Ray Masters and William kremer
were arrested last week for the seduction
of Martha ID. huffman. AS the girl wa 4
over fifteen years old and as her previous
record was not above suspicion the case
was dismissed ON the advice of the pro-
scouting attorney. 1t was the intention
of the parents of the girl to have he r
sent to the reform school, but when old
of this fact she tainted, went into n.y.
sterics and cut such capers that her par
ents relented and took her back to thei r
home.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15
What He Wanted.

care you proud of your baking pow
der biscuit?" he asked.
81 should think not" she replied.
I've tried dozens Of times, but never
could equal those made by the cook"
"Has anyone ever told you that your
pie crust excels anything in that line
ever before made?"
"Never. My pie crust is worse than
my biscuit"
Are you an adept atpreparing dainty
little deserts?'
"Oh, I've done something in that way,
of course" she answered, "but never
would think of doing the cooking for
anyone for whom really cared"
He gave a sigh OF relief.
"Will you marry me?' he asked.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15
The YAKIMA HERALD.
THURSDAY. NOV. rs, 1900.
APPROPRIATE TO THE TINES.

DR.. Hill will neither be member of
the board of control nor of the state fair
commission. Gov. Rogers will remain
at the wheel of the ship of state four
years more.
Editor Robertson is now assiduously
cultivating the good will of Congressman
Jones. He hopes if unable to unseat
Postmaster Sperry, to get some other
federal job equally as remunerative.
The Sultan of Sulu will still retain his
job but his message of congratulation to
Mckinley has not as yet appeared
among those of other crowned heads
published in the Associated Press re-
ports.
A San Francisco preacher took for his
Sundays text What Need Have We
For HELP" The answer requires but
little deliberation. We got all we want
ed on the 9th inst.
If Teddy shows his teeth while Nc
Kinley is in the presidential chair he is
liable to be called down good and
hard" Roosevelt may have whipped
the Spanish in Cuba single handed and
alone but he is liable to run up against
hard game if he tackles Mckinley.
The latter is a veteran of war where
the foe was as gallant and as stubborn
as any in the history OF the world.
The old saying of three times and out
will not apply in the next presidential
campaign. Cleveland shook the dice
and got ''two horses out OF the three,
but Bryan has lost the first two and that
should close the game. He is Il man of
ability, integrity and strength OF charac-
ter but the interests and principles of
democracy cannot be trusted to single
hand when there are others, fully as
strong and in whom the majority of
voters have greater faith and confidence.
The democrats recognize the Finish OF
Mr. Bryan as presidential candidate
The meeting of the republican club
was held in Frank Cooks saloon Thurs
day night. Notwithstanding the soreness
over the defeat of Frfnk it was decided
to hold a ratification meeting. A COM
mittee was appointed to raise funds and
the nerve of one OF them was exemplified
when he tackled the chairman of the
county democratic central committee
for a dollar, but if the result had
been the other way a naughty stare
would have been the result. The gall
of some people is not only remarkable
but incomprehensible.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15
MARKETING SHEEP.
Right After Shcnring Is n Good Time
to Sell Them.

to Sell Them.
When the sheep are sheared it is a
good time to select out these to be mar
keted. Under present conditions it is
hardly advisable to keep sheep that do
not produce good tieeces of wool. The
quality muss be such as to bring good
prices, and the quantity must be suf-
feient.
When a select flock is kept on small
farm. nearly or quite all of them should
he good breeding ewes and bring a good
lamb every spring in addition to grow
ing good fleece of wool.
Many farmers make serious mistake
in failing to feed their stock until they
are in II good marketable condition. In
many cases sheep well fattened for mar
ket will bring twice as much as those
sold in a poor condition. Not only is
more realized on account of the increase
in weight, but a better price can al
ways be had per pound for good fat
sheep than for poor ones. With prop
er management sheep can be fattened
easily and rapidly. but they are easily
cloyed by overlooking and require more
SaiS III tAio iCSPcOt tILlH dlHuoSt tIly
other kind of stock. Commence feed
ing small quantity of grain and grad
ually increase until they are given all
that they can eat up clean. 1t is not
best to depend upon corn alone. While
it is one Of the best fattening foods, yet
if given to sheep daily as their princi-
pal ration they soon tire of it and will
not thrive as they Should
Any animal, when fed heavily, should
have good variety, and this is es
pecially true of the sheep. If kept in
good thrifty condition six weeks feed
ing of all that they will eat of goo,,
fattening ration will fatten them for
market. But with sheep that have been
poorly wintered longer feeding will be
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15

end fer beyond the Of loc. remedies Those who them 70
because first cnse and builds blood purfes
puts life into the sluggish worout and thus relieves the system Of
of
IOuehsd had physician
roots purifying
all blood Send
information We for
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15
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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15

It's Matter Of acknowledgements
Coughs. Chest and Lung pains have
been checked and cured in the course OF
a few days with Mull's Lightning Cough
Cure when every thing else failed. Pure
and safe for children. 25c. All druggists
Wiggles-I understand that Mr.. Hox-
lie, the X-ray specialist, is going to marry
one of his patients.
Waggles-Yes.
Wiggles (musingly)-I wonder what
he could have seen in her?
A soothing Killer. Mull's Lightning
Pain Killer. First soothes any ache or
pain, internal or external, then kills it.
Absolutely pure and safe. Invaluable
for sufferings Of children. Csc. Ask
Tart d Taft and w. j. Roaf
At the Sandy Hook lighthouse waves
in storm break on the walls with a
weight of three tons against every square
inch.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15

A Man In Million :-"How can you
marry that wretched man, Blanch? He
is a mere nothing
MY dear, he is six nothings with a
figure one and dollar mark in front of
them. That's why
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15

Fifty four carloads of hay have been
shipped from Prosser this far this season.
There is double this amount at the sta
ton ready for shipment as soon as the
cars can be obtained.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-15

CATER trying doctors and medicines
without number, and no help or relief,
took Mull's Pioneer Cure for impure
Blood 1t was a success, y
Miss M. Kuhn, Erie, Ohio.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-04
Republican Argument.

J. c. Ross has returned from q ten
day trip through southern Texas aud
up the Mississippi valley to Chicago,
visiting San Antonio, Houston, New
Orleans, Memphis, St. Louis and Chi
cago. At Chicago he cav the great
G.. A. r. parade aud says tho city was
90 full of people he couldn't get any
where hardly and he cav q string of
street cars three miles long, standing
for several hours blocked in the south
part of town, 1t being utterly impos-
sible to make their way through the
crowds.
At St. Louis he found business In all
lines wonderfully good aud the mer-
chants were complaining that they
could not fill their orders they we're
coming in so fast. Business was good
at every town he visited and when
asked IL he heard any politics he said
there was very little political talk
because everybody was too busy 70
talk politics. Mr.. Ross did not cav so.
but there is a great deal of republican
argument In that condition OF affairs.