New-York tribune., 1900-03-04
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

German students and high school pupils travelling
in the various mountain regions of their country
have at their disposal $50 taverns fortyone OF
which give them bed free. while seventy-eight
add breakfast. and eleven supper too, Similar tav-
erns have lately been opened in the Swiss Alps.
For heavens sake. tell that new servant Of
tomorrow: She is positively too siovenly 10 come
This heavy" was dealt out by a suburbanite 10
es wf d the sfe o b ee m % s the me-
that gentleman had no idea his instructions would
When the breakfast was brought IN the follow
ing morning what was his surprise to behold the
with sparklers in her hair and other adornments
what's all ths?' he cried Have YOU Aired that
other girl and got an Egyptian princess in her
No. boss" said the girl; speaking for herself
rs, Use % de same Niger, but jes put on muh rag
personal arance."-(Memphis scimitar.
Scottish paper tells anecdote In connection
with the new electric system Just opened in Aber-
deem. Two farm servants came TO Aberdeen 10
spend New Years Day. Arriving by train. they
Immediately made their way to the terminus OF
the electric tramway circuit where after looking at
the new creation with much wonder they decided
upon having a ride. Getting to the top OF the
car. and after getting we'll along George-st
Wul" said man Jock. this is a graun' invention
In Edinburgh them drive the cars WI an iron
rape aneth street. in Dundee they pu' them wi.
an engine. but, MIGHTY man. wha wad a thocht
they could ca them WI a fishing rod"'
Nee, Mseks-Now. I IKE to listen to minister who
sticks 10 his text when he breaches
Weeks-Then you ought 10 attend our church
The minister sticks 10 his text about two hours and
a half as rule-(Chicago News.
An English cotton buyer IN Memphis was talking
with the clerk of one of the hotels the other dav
when commercial traveller came up How
you feeling. Bill?" said the clerk as he extended
his hand. "Oh. I'm just out OF sight" replied the
drummer After tho commercial man had been as
signed his room the Englishman turned To the
clerk and inquired what he meant by out OF sight
The clerk explained that he meant he was fesl,rs
hne and the Englishman recorded II In his little
pook' Ihe next morning when he came down to
breakfast the clerk. following his usual custom
asked how he felt. The Engishman Thought n n
good time to try some OF his newly learned sIar,-
and with the air OF one who has solved a difficult
problem. replied; "oh, you kaun't see me at ALL"
Dowager threaten to behead you for?''
Chinese Emperor forgot to get up 'ne and dy0IRs Sns
her che throne when she came into the room' ste
Washington Star.
This is how a Kansas newspaper man criticised
Paderewsk the other day: I'VE heard the Poland
er. Paderewski play the piano In Convention Hall
Kansas City. the other night The fellow Is de-
ceitfuL He makes you think all the time he is
going to play tune. but he never does He fiirts
all around tune. but never touches IT, His hair
looks like wig. but 1t isn't He deceves Won IN
hundred ways He makes the sweetest sounds
you ever heard that were not a tune He has his
piano so trained that the dogsone thing will keen
right on playing when he is not touching il He
reaches out slowly and strokes IL drawing back
his elbows like man brushing a girls hair Won
see the moonlight and you're Inere with your girl
but somehow she don't love you. You know the
sorrow Of that. and that's why don't like Pade-
rewski. We wouldn't go hear him again Jr
this is Paderewskis last visit to America we are
glad OF 1t. but We wouldn't take 500 for what we
heard at Convention Hail."
Il hyuh de white young lady say dat she was
gwinter cut de yuthuh young lady dat made hub
mad" said Miss Miami Brown N'
Its scan-lous de way whits folks Ia actin,
answered MI Erastus Pinkley. 'Fust dey sings
coon songs, den dey does cake walks, an now dev'a
Gvlns in fob sArryln rAseEA"-SWashinston 5tsr