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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-10-21
WHAT PEOPLE SAY
Is Not what Makes n Remedy VAL
liable.

IL Not what Makes Remedy VAL
liable.
TESTIMONIALS are good things and we arr
always glad to get them. but they don't
make our remedy any better.
stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are good be-
cause they do good-because they cure
Testimonials simply prove that the tab
lets have helped other people. but re-
yourself YOU are most interested In. and
whether they viii cure YOU 81 the question
II Is very easy TO ma out-try them
full package costs but fifty cents al your
druggists They are worth that II they
only help you little bit. The chance f.
worth taking AZ the price.
We put Il on that basis because you don't
know about tho tablets II YOU knew a.
much about them as we do you would
have complete confidence: this advertising
would be unnecessary. We have seen them
cure the worst cases OF stomach trouble
Cases OF long ctanding and ohstinacy,
cases that other medicines ana even high
priced doctors had failed 20 subdue.
Here are some testimonials. N YOU care
a read them We have thousands Of them
Rev J. r. Hoag Of Wymore Neh..
writes: For six years have boen troubled
with dyspepsia. Last fall / became very
much alarmed a. some symptoms ~ heart
trouble and came 10 believe there was
sympathetic relation between the two dis
eases. OF rather. that the stomach trouble
was the cause OF tho heart disturbance. {
hlt upon stuarts Dysnepsia Tablets Tor a
remedy and Invested a dol ar and a half
for three boxes which lasted me three
months ard can eat any kind ~ food ]
want and have a good vigorous appetite
Although am severfy-sever years old. I
now feel perfectly well ard without reing
requested by anyone make this state
meut as n compliment 70 the virtues Of
stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets.
Mrs. Lydia Bartram. o. Assyria, Mich,
writes: ] have suffered from stomach
troubles for zen years and i've different
doctors gave me only temporary relief a
Air r. r. Page advised me 10 try Stuart g
Dyspepsia Tablets and four boxes did me
more permanen; benefit than all the doc
Tors medicines that I have ever taken.
We honestly believe that Sfuarfs Dys-
pepsia Tablets are the best medicine ever
made for the cure of stomach troubles.
Don't mistake our meaning We don't
claim them 20 cure anything but dyspepsia
and e.onnachic disorders Just the one
thing ls What they are made for Int that
one thing IS the cause.-The starting point
OF nearly oil the sickness N The world.
t'se stuaft's Tablets regularly. Keep
your stomach right. ard you can never be
sick.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-10-21

sticking plaster 90 a cut finger or the care
OF n half-guinca umbrella? What surgeon
would you not. IN an emergency. trust
with ali you hold dear? You may have
preference and even prejudices' but as a
whole. the repute OF the profession Is
above cavil
There is perhaps. more continuity about
the legal profession. but even there u Is
"A notable fact that enc older and more
successful n lawyer Is tho more modest
Won 6pd him. and tho more difhdent OF
his infailibilty. Indeed. several OF the
most eminent Judges are in this matter
quite as other men.
Rut OF oil Others. the divinity student Is
perhans the most misunderstood. He Is
,iqrenresented by those who ought 10
know him best Nay. he mlsrepresents
himself. and when he dons tweeds ana
takes 10 collars which fasten behind ana
a clerical coat he Is apt 90 diso"n ms
mast self. aid often succeeds IN persuad-
lnr himself that az he Is now diligent, Sc
date jealous OF good works, so was he
ever
Onlv some,innes. when he has got his
sunday sermons on hts mind. and two or
three of the cloth are gathered together
vim he venture TO lift the veil and chew
,he cud OF ancient Jest and prank not
wholly snnctined
Now. there ought 70 be room IN q gal
iarv which contains so many ministers
Tor one or two students OF divinity faith
fully portrayed.
And OF these the first is Mr.. Gilbert
nenhoirn. master Of arts. scholar IN the
oiogy 20 his class-fellows more colloqulal-
10 ana generally known as "Giooy' the
Eel"
A, college we all loved Gilbert He was
uerry-hearted youth. and MS mere
preaeuee was enough 20 make Eled tne
eountenance 81 his frinds- HIS fathet w.
a minister IN the West, WIN '@'se A''a'''
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-10-21

White Rabbit Turns over the Trap.
BIZ replied Gray Mouse but since YOU
self"
81 Gray Mouse walked into the wire
house and tried to carry away the cheese
which was fastened on a little rod. There
was click and the door OF the wire house
co-ed behind Gray Mouse with snap
cray Mouse was IN a trap which tho Aian
h7d set for him.
Help me out. white Rabbit" shrieked
Gray Mouse. Your jaws are larger than
m're Bite a hole IN the side of this house
20 can come OUT"
white Rabbit had chewcd carrots and
tuFnips and soft things all his life and
only set his teeth on edge when he
ul'l 10 cut a way for Gray Mouse out
o. ne ii'ile wiro house.
scat H-r-r-r." came n noise and old
'' .n Eyes, tho cat. sprapg from out be-
nna q tub. White Rabbit jumped out OF
=, lshr' meowed Green Eyes TO Gray
e I've got thief and I'm going 10
'I''n Eyes tried as hard as he could
tel bic paws through the cage. one
Nia claws caught Gray Mouse IA the
ana made the blood come Green
49, became very ansry when he saw
10y NJ could not reach Gray Mouse He
me trap with his ciaws. He picked
No ana gave Il a good shaking He
j over his head and threw Il down
ne floor as hard as he could. The
~ 'oHed over and over and at last rest
,.si9m side M. That made the door
49, hai been closed all this time. fan
When GRAY Mouse saw that the
was open all he had to DO was 10
a., rsht ont Of the trap. He scutiled
un laat cellar as fast as he could and
RABBIT - 'ne H'eps "' NV
v,sI, was very warm down there" said
49, rabbit. as he saw Gray Mouse.
.l-' ! ga no, feel like staying down there
ofser 10 was very bright OF you
~ au' n that trap"
49,. white Rabbit and Gray Mouse
e.,,,,.,a Nay 20 the barn laughing ana
,-.tNang 10 themselves. They went back
.. ne House tho next night.
Wv" aAsni' said White Rabbit you
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-10-21

FOR MANY YEARS
Physicians Have Been seeking a re
liable Pile Cure.

For years physcians have experimsntei
In vain. seeking a remedy which would
enectuaIly cure piles and similar rectal
troubles without resorling TO surgical
operations
Many salves. oiniments and other rem.
edies were found 20 give only temporary
relief but none could BE- depended upon
to make a lasting. satisfactory cure.
Within the past few years however
remedy called the Pryamid Pile Cure.
has been repeatedly tested In hundreds
OF cases and with highly satisfactory re-
suits.
The FIRST eject OF this remedy Is to IN
stantiy remove the pain and irritation
and from that time on the cure rapidly
progresses and before the patient is hard
81 aware OF u he Is entirely cured.
The Pyramid Pile Cure seems 20 at
directly upon the nerves ana blood ves-
sells Of the parts affected ~ II comes IN
to direct contact with them and eeta -
healthy action which IN a perfectly nat-
urai way reduces the swelling and IN
aammation.
The Pyramid Pile Cure performs the
cure without pain or Inconvenience % the
sufferer and ~ justly considered one or
the most meritorious discoveries OF mod
ern medicine.
Piles is a most annoying and often
times dangerous disease with which hu-
manity Is afflicted. n neglected Il fire.
quenfly develops into hEtuia or some IA
TAI or lncurable rectal trouble. whereas
by the timely use % this simple but 81
fectiye remedy no one need suffer a sin
gle day from any form OF piles.
The Pyramid Pile Cure Is perfectly
harmless, contains no mineral poison.
opiate or dangerous drug OF any kind
IL IL In suppoeitory from composed %
euolllent oils and astringents and Il ap-
Piled at night and absorbed into the parts
affected during sleep.
Druggists cvcryW here cell full sized
treatments OF the Pyramid Pile Cure az
n cent per package.
The uniform success 81 the remedy has
made Il the most popular and best known
OF any form OF treatment for piles.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-10-21

plenty Of towels. soap and water, brush
aud comb with plenty OF room for maxi
ing changes 81 clothing. 50 desired These
are attended by neatly Uniformed NO
man. and ARE always clean. They may ne
used for q fec 81 3 or - pfcunigs g or 7
,entsj and after q long journey they are
most acceptable convenience, and OF
privacy urattalnable 30 an American
''waea room Y. 8. r.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-10-21

inndequately connected al the upper cor
ners is certainly the young OF the hor. e.
But Il does not even remotely suggest the
war horse smiling up the battle from afar.
This little yellow ball q feathers with ~
steel-biue mask set beneath It's hali-open
oyeIds is most unlike to the magnificent
eagle watch dn books starcs unbin-ed in
70 the very eyes OF the MONDAY sun.
In like manner the young Of the learned
professions are by no means like the full
nedged experts OF the mysteries II Ia
such cases the child is che father OF the
man the percentage is by no means ap-
parent.
To how many medical students would
YOU willingly entrust the application Of
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-10-21

casually. inquire how you found yourself
this morning. and inform you that he
only dropped in on his way up TO bench
H. to see Balhaldie. who owed him "A
shilling.
Wei. so long" He would nod again
pleasantly. and sink into the unknown
abyss beneath the benches as noiselessly
ana as unobtruslvely as a smile fades
from a face.
Sometimes. however. when In wanton
mood. his progress Embellishments could
be guessed az by the chain OF "Ouchs'
aud "Os" which indicated his subterran-
can career The suddenness with which
Gilbert could awaken a lively interest In
a somnolent or Indifferent student by
means OF a long brass pin In the calf OF
the leg had 20 be felt 70 be appreciated.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-10-21
GlBBY, THE EEL.

Copyright, 1900, by s. r. Gro, kett)
Naturalists have often remarked how 1T
lie resemblance there is between tho
young OF certain animals and the adult
young. This tottcrlng quadrangular ar
Tangcment OF chcwcd string remotely AMI
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-10-21

was Gilbert Denhoim who got up the me-
mortal 20 his memory. witch was sub
scrihed 20 hy every student We out ex-
ccpiion he had ever bod And 30 wss "a
who wrote Dr. Galhrliths spitaph. OF
which the last lire runs.
Gentle peao6maker. a lover of 500 ]
and OF God"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-10-21
MUNYON'S GUARANTEE.
Strong Asnertioas a. 90 in whEs
tnc Remedies wan

Ncrycn r1aFante4s
that bis nbe1mafisfa
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all cssss % rheuna.
tisrn IN q few houfsi
that bis pyapepsia Cure
VIII cure iniiEsstisn aud
ell stomsch troghissi
that his kifneT Cure
wlll cure 20 per cent.
cf an cases q kianey
trouble; that his "a.
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Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06
A Characteristic Inconsistency.

The Boston Transcript finds a signif-
icant lesson in the action of the con-
vention of Maine Democrats Of Cum
berland county, in making their NOM
ination for sheriff. Not that this par
ticular case amounts to much, except
that it is typical of the attitude of the
Democratic party in general. The
Democrats of Maine, in their State
convention, a little more than three
weeks ago. put plank in their plat
form advocating high license and local
plished, but in the meantime pledged
their party to an enforcement of the
present prohibition law. SO much for
promise. When the Cumberland county
convention assembled last week, it had
before it three candidates for sheriff.
| One of these was a man who has
worked increasingly for an enforce
ment of the State prohibition law, in
| season and out OF season. He was
| dISO 1lc HOllllIltt VI tIlt L loii''i'i,4i
party The two other candidates We're
| men who had never paid much atten-
ton to the enforcement of the law.
The convention, after indorsing Will
liam J. Bryan, who was born of Popu-
lism. and who has labored to secure
the fusion of Populism and Democracy,
could not indorse the candidate who
was known to be in favor of enforce
ment of the law, alleging they could
not fuse with any other party. Ac-
icordingly he was defeated, and the
nomination was given to a man who
has reason to be satisfied with the
present enforcement of the prohibition
law. The Transcript holds that it is
apparent that the reason the Demo-
Gratis did not nominate the man who
would keep the promises they made in
their own State convention was be-
cause they We're afraid he might be
elected and enforce the law.
The case of the Democrats of Port
land is not an isolated one. The Dem
ocratic party in one state abhOrs fu-
sion as a surrender of its political
principles. which are "dearer than
victory" In another state it rushes
into fusion. surrendering It's principles
for the chance of securing the offices
The northern Democrat prates about
liberty and equality, and the southern
Democrat disfranchises the negro
Against this party of local shifts and
evasions is a party which has declared
for sound money and for principles
which it puts into practice. The party
which says one thing and means
another. or stands for one thing in one
part of the country and its opposite in
another section where local influences
are different is not the party to be
entrusted with national affairs.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06

When the little family circle is broken
ana we SIT sadly looking upon the vacant
chair, we think of the things that perhaps
we might have done to keep the loved one
with us. Why not think of these things
now before 1t IS too late? Is il kind, low
ing ana Woodworking mother who is giving
all her strength and efforts for the family
well-being and happiness? Is it delicate,
fragile sister; or weak and ailing wife
Try to give her the tender care she needs
DO not let her fade away for want of ear
nest effort to preserve and restore her.
An Ohio lady, Mrs. Shropshire, living in Ballou,
Shelby Co, in thoughtful letter to DIR. r. v.
Pierce OF Buffalo, N. ". says: MY mother had
an ovarian tuinor which we thought would re-
suit in her death, but we commenced us! ng your
Favorite Prescription and before she had
taken three bottles she began to improve; she is
living to-day and we have given your medicine
the credit. My mother was sixty-six years old
when the tumor commenced to grow; she is
seventy-six now and the tumor is all gone She
had gotten awful large, and her limbs began to
swell before she began to use your medicine. I
value It so much that am hardly out of
It in my house"
This is but one of many thousands of in.
stances in which this 1natchless "Prescrip-
tion " has restored such complete health
and publication to the distinctly feminine
organism as to dispel every possible trace
of abnormal or dangerous conditions with
out resort to surgery or similar obnoxious
methods. For every form of female weak
ness and disease it is the supreme specific
designed for this one purpose and no other
by an educated skillful physician of ex-
traordinary experience in this particular
field of practice.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure consti-
patton. AT all medicine stores.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06

Editor Eaton of the Bangor News
has been raspberrying and he had one
of the best times of his life. Here is
| an extract from the half column &C.
| stasy into which he went after his re
turn from the raspberry patch: They
are red on the hills of Dedham; they
| blush like brides among the rocks OF
Stumblow they shine as bright stars
| by stone walls. by the fence side and
| on hot hills where the cicada sings to
| the blazing sunlight. No doubt the
strawberry is of finer flavor and holds
more of what the poets call soul" in
its composition. but to an old fellow,
who has a big waistcoat and a lame
back. the raspberry is good enough,
and far better than most Of us deserve
So we like to pick them and eat them
in conjunction with sugar and cream
and hot cream tartar biscuit. and while
they last we don't care who gets TO be
president so long as we have all the
fruit we want to eat. While We are
out picking in the sun the minister
rides by, looking cool and Contented in
his billed" shirt and stiff collar. We
bow and let him pass on, having no
desire for Heaven. while the rasp-
berries hold out; but next winter when
the snow is deep and the chill of death
enters the marrow of our bones. we see
the minister coming and feel glad that
we are no worse than God made us
For we know he is going to talk to Us
about our ways of life. and will tell us
some things we do not care to hear.
In this dilemma there is one thing left
for us to do We ask him to stay to
supper. and when the blessing has
been said and the not biscuit are on
the board. we fetch from the cellar
some raSDberres from last summers
picking. and as the minister eats. his
stern face grows soft and kind and he
sees that a man who will give such
fruit cannot he wholly bad. and he
goes home with his stomach full of
raspberries and his heart full of char
ity for all misguided souls who still
love the things of this world. If there
is any moral to draw from this tale it
is that raspherries viii turn away more
wrath than argument"
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06
Old Home Week.

This is the week of the summer Sc,
apart for the welcome home of tn,
Maine born people who live in othe,
parts of the Union. 1t will not be AL
that it was hoped the week would be
when the idea of following New
Hampshire's plan was first agitated
1t has been found difficult to carry
out in practice the ideas suggested by
a beautiful and patriotic sentiment.
Some cities are trying to do too much.
for it is contrary to the spirit of the
occasion to make the week a contin-
uous circus performance of the Fourth
of July variety. Other cities, our own
among them. through an unfortunate
Indifference among the leading citizens
and false conception of municipal
economy, are doing too little
| But the first Old Home week in
| Maine will not be a failure nor a use
ness experiment. 1t is bringing back
hundreds and thousands of our wan
iilsS tIllltIcu WI NOuiu iol otHtl-
wise have returned. 1t is reviving
the love of the old home State among
the many more thousands, scattered all
over the land. who are unable to come
back 1t is a grand advertisement Of
Maine especially as a summer resort,
all through the Union. 1t is a begin
ming. and will be followed, year after
year, we believe, by an Old Home that
will soon be what Old Home week, in
its original conception, was designed
to be, a spontaneous returning in in
creasing numbers, each summer, of the
absent Maine-born, for quiet but soul
satisfying reunions in our cities and
villages and on every hillside farm.
And Maine welcomes them back with
open arms. No state has more reason
to be proud of it's children, and none
has more who have wandered away
from home to win fame and fortune.
Would that they all could be back. this
week. Those who come will find the
latch string out. There is the parade.
the banquet and the grand reception
for those who enjoy such things. For
the rest. the majority, there is the old
farm house, the swimming hole of boy
hood days, the old schoolhouse, and the
church at the corner. There are
changes, many sad changes that wiring
the heart and bring the sob to the
throat. But there are signs of progress
that will make all prouder of the dear
old State. And the air is the same as
of old. pure and sweet. the air of home,
the best tonic in the world. And the
same old hills lift up their rugged
SUBMITS. and no returning wanderer
can visit their sun-kissed tops without
feeling that somehow he is nearer
heaven than he is in the cities of other
states.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06

The Washington correspondent of the
Philadelphia Ledger argues that the
fact that Secretary Longs first order,
to have the Oregon make temporary
repairs and go to her station on the
Chinese coast as soon as possible. has
been rescinded and that Captain Wilde
has been ordered to keep his ship at
Kure until she is put in permanent
good condition shows that no fighting
is expected in Chinese waters. but that
military operations will be confined to
the land. This is in accordance with
the theory on which our government
has been acting. that it has no quarrel
with the Chinese government. but is
helping it to maintain order against the
rebellious Boxers The Boxers do not
control the navy, and it is a fact that
up to this time, the Chinese navy has
shown no disposition to make trouble.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06

The ingenius Boston Herald figures
is out that Maine insists on holding
her State elections in September, rather
than in November so that it may have
q grand carnival of ortatory by the
great campaign speakers of the coun-
try, which it would otherwise miss,
since the State is not doubtful enough
to bring them here We're the cam
paign in progress elsewhere. 1t says
that the early election in Maine also
gives these speakers a chance for a
ing of the falls work. All of which
makes amusing and interesting read
ing.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06

1t transpires that the chief witness
in the Kentucky trial of the men ac-
swore he saw the gun fired from a
window in the secretary of states Of
flee, was not in Frankfort on the day
of the murder and had never been
there until after the murder. That
500. 900 reward is getting in its expect
ed work
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06

Alabama votes. today, and Chairman
Jones and Candidate Bryan express the
conservative opinion that with a full
vote and fair count, the Democrats
will carry the state.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06

That was a queer episode in an OK
ford town. One Of the selectmen re-
signed his office as selectman saying
nothing as to assessor and overseer of
the poor"-and it was deemed wise to
hold a new town-meeting to correct
the defect as to this ancient yet mean
ingless phraseology. Public officers
need to be 'keerful' in penning official
communications.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06
Administrators Sale.

There will be sold at public auction. on
Tuesday, August 18th. next, at o'clock
p. NJ, the homestead of the late NJ. NJ
Lowering. situated at Manchester, within
sixty rods of the post-office, the school
house. a church. and near Lake Cobbos-
seecontee. The house is a story and a
half. with ell. in good condition. contain
ing seven rooms. besides halls. with shed
and stable connected. There are seven
acres of good land; also the same day,
commencing at o clock Z. NJ. the house
hold goods belonging to the estate of
the late Nj. NJ. Lowering.
Terms cash. fifty dollars to be paid on
the real estate at time of sale.
j. f. BRAINERD. Administrator.
Manchester, July &c, 1900.
augldMM2M
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06

The TRADE Of Anarchist Altgeld
against Governor Roosevelt was one of
the best Republican campaign speeches
yet made.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06

| Maine won't show much interest in
politics until "Old Home week is over.
| And this is as it should be. Sentiment
| and pleasure are leading principles
| here Just at present.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1900-08-06

Waterville, Augusta, Hallowell, Gar
diner, Lewiston, Auburn and a few
other cities are to have joint celebra-
tion of Old Home week, and it will be
held in Portland.