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Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
NOTICE OF "FoRFErr1yRn.

To J. ". oberman. and yoae heirs and
assigns:
You are hereby notined that I I have CT.
pended the sum Of one hundred doliars in
labor and improvements. upon the Rack-
arock lode mining claim, situate in he
Camp Creek mining district. Silver Bow
county. Montana. in order to hold IN
said premises, to-wit: Fifty dollars dur.
Ing the year 1897 and nifty dollars durins
the year 1899. said work being annusi
assessment work and being done under
section 1884 revised statutes Of the United
States, and for the year ending Decem.
Der slst. 1893. and being your share there.
OF.
: And II within ninety days from tha
service Of this notice upon you Tor with.
In ninety days after this notice BY pubii.
~cation) you fail or refuse TO contributes
your said proportion Of the total amount
so expended by me to-wit: Two hundred
dollars. your portion being the eum Of
one hundred dollars. aforesaid, &c CO.
owner to the extent of one-haif of ssid
expenditure. Jour interest in said claim
will become the property Of the sur
scriber. your co-owner, under said sac.
ton 1884 revised statutes Of the United
States.
WALLACE NJ. L. DERNIm.
Dated ut Butte. Mont. January IL. l10AL
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
For Congressman By Utah
Democrats.
DELEGATES ARE CHOSEN
It u
To Represent the Party in the NATIONAL
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Was Chosen
~. - II
By Acclamati0n-The Names Of
-ls 70
the Others Chosen. =

Salt Lake, March 1.-The democratic
state convention was called to order at
1880 his morning. w. L. Maginnis ct
Ogden was made temporary chairman
and Mrs. Matte Hughes Cannon vie
chairman. The speech of the tempo
|rary chairman was devoted chiefly to the
Porto Rican tariff bill, his remarks be-
ing a~ntagonistic to the recent action Of
congress. After the appointment of COM
m4.tees a recess was taken until 2
o'clock.
1t was 3 o'clock before the convention
r~eassembled. w. M. Roylance was made
permanent chairman, and after thanking
the convention, called for the regular
order. Over an hour was devoted to set
thing contests in one county. The reso-
buttons committee was called for, but
was not ready to- report. Calls were
made for b. H. Roberts to address the
convention, be he declined. -
The election of delegates to the demo-
cratic national convention took up most
Of the afternoon. Az
Before proceeding to ballot, the
rules were suspended and Senator J. l..
Rawlins was elected a delegate by accla-
nation. ~
The other i've delegates were elected
by ballot, the successful candidates be-
ing: g.. ". Thatcher, A.. J.. Weber, A.
Fl. Tarbet, r. G. Chambers and W. p.
Knox. $50. 47 ~
The convention then took a recess until
/ Ex-Congressman w. H. King and D.
G.. Dunbar were placed in nomination
for congress. Before the first ballot was
completed the nomination for King was
made unanimous.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02

appear before me, A. Less, a Justice Of
the Peace, IN and for the County of Jef-
26th day of March. A. 81 1900. at 10
o'clock a. m. of said day, then and there
70 make answer to the complaint Of A.
r. McDonald. the above named plaintiff.
! ma clvll action to recover the sum of
twenty-seven 7O-1OO OLA for goods
merchandise ofthe reasonable value of
$27.70 sold by plaintiff to defendant at his
request. and in default thereof iudg-
ment VIII be rendered against you, the
twenty-seven and 7O-1OO dollars and
costs of suit in this behalf expended.
Given under my hand his LIST day of
February, A. d. 1900.
A. LESS,
Justice Of the Peace of said Townshin
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
OFFICE OF BOwERY MINING COW.
PANY.
Butte. Montana. Fab % IL.

Butte. Montana. Feb. %. 1860.
, Notice fs hereby given, that pursuant
to a resolution passed and adopted by
the board of directors of the Bowery
Mining Company, on this day, at reg
ular meeting, a ~stockholders' meeting Of
said Bowery Mining Company viii be
held at the Office OF Chas.. Madison.
president. in Forbis block, Butte, Mon.
tana. at two o'clock D. M. on the 10th
day of April, 1900, for the r of
submitting and considering the pr>posi-
tion Of increasing the capital, stock of
said company from 10000 shares. of the
par value OF one dollar per share, to
Q 1900 shares. of the par value Of one
dollar per share: and for the con-
ielderauion Of any other business
that may come before said stock
holders meeting.
=, JOHN BERKIN.
5 " H. s.. MAGRAW,
CHAS. MATTISON.
y Board of Directors.
sf4 BOWERY MINING COMPANY.
"a BY CaAS. MATTISON,
80 NJ - s. President.
*'@ - Secretary.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
THREE THROUGH TRAINS DAILY
/. VIA SALT LAKE AND DENVER.

Effective February Is, the Rio Grande
Weftern railway, great Salt Lake route,
VIII inaugurate the operation of three
elegantly equipped passenger trains
dal1y to the east. All trains will carry
through Pullman Palace sleepers to Chit
cago; dining car and free reclining chair
cars. For passengers from Montana
there will be but one change to Missouri
river points. Chicago and st. Louis; two
to New York n other eastern cities.
/. II you are going e0st you should not
overlook the opportunity Of seeing
americas grandest scenery, which you
can do by purchasing tickets via this
line. We will sell you Q ticket to any
point In this Or any other country as
cheap as n line.
This is the only line passing directly
through Salt Lake City, Glenwood
Springs. Black Canyon, Royal Gorge,
'Manitou, Garden Of the Gods, Colorado
Springs and Denver. Call on or. write
us Tor rates, maps, etc.
\ w. c.. MCBRIDE,
-, General Agent.
Ticket office, A East Broadway. Butte.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
= Second Judicial District Of the State

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
Second Judicial District of the State
of Montana, County of Silver Bow.
In the matter of the estate of James
Eva, deceased, notice Of Publication of
Time Appointed for Proving Will, Etc,
Pursuant to an order Of said district
court. made on the 18th day of February.
1900, notice is hereby given that Satur.
day. the 3rd day Of March. 1900. at 2
o'clock p. m. Of said day, at the court
room Of said court, at the city of Butte.
in the. said county of Silver Bow. has
been appointed as the time and place for
proving the will of said James Eva. de-
ceased, and for hearing the application
of j. E. Richards for the issuance to
him of letters of administration, with win
annexed. when and where any person in
terested may appear and contest the
same.
CLINTON c. CLARK, Clerk.
BY JAMES F. WILKINS,
Deputy Clerk.
Dated February Is. 1900.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02

royal speech to parliament the doctrine
OF ministerial responsibility is preserved
with the utmost rigidity and iealousiy
guarded.
Ii any European monarch should exer-
else the privilege of making known his or
ner wishes or sentiments through the
medium of a royal speech to parliament.
IT would surely by the aged Queen VIC
torla. 1t is the strongest proof of the
se!t-restraint she has imposed upon her
self through sixty-thee long years Of
constitutional monarchy that the indica-
tons of her personal participation in
parliaments affairs have been so slight
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
APPLICATION NO. Ats II. q
Land Once, Helena, Montana, Feb. IL

ANSs ITO VI. u.
Land once. Helena, Montana, Feb. u.
1900. %A'
Notice IL hereby given that Jamea
Welch. waose post office address Is Butte.
Montana, has this day filed his annica,
ton for q patent for 1865. 81 acres of ~.
WEIGH Placer Mining claim, upon which
q notice of Intention to apply Tor 4 nat
ent was posted on the 26th day Of Jam.
ary, A.. D. 1900, situated in an u%norgan i1,
ed mining district. jefferson county,
state OF Montana. designated as Survey
NO. 6bs0, IN unsurveyed T.. 2. N of r. 8
w, and being more particularly describ-
ca as follows, Notwithstanding at the
N. E. corner a granite stone set in the
ground. witnessed by bearing rocks, ana
marked 1850 for corner No. I, and from
which U. s. location monument No. $500.
I. 2 L.. r. 6 w. bears S. Is degrees 10
s. 81 degrees 03 minutes W. 400 feet.
hence s. 70 degrees q minutes W. 1.8sS
feet. thence N. SO degrees O3 minutes ".
1884 feet, hence N. 6 degrees As minutes
W. LIPS feet, thence N. 81 degrees O3 min
utes %. 800 feet, thence s. SO degrees OF
minutes E.. 1880 feet, to the place of be-
ginning. containing an area of 159. 81 acres
claimed BY the above named applicant.
The certificate of location of this claim
is of record in the office of the recorder
of Jefferson county, state of Montana, In
book IN" of placers on page ia.
The adjoining claims to premises are
unknown.
GEORGE d. GREENE.
Register.
SAMUEL BARKER. JR..
Attorney for Applicant.
First publication. February is. 1900.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02

! to the place of beginning, containing an
area Of 1866 acres. Total area of thea
surveys claimed, 1928 acres. -
The location of this mine is recorded in
the office Of the Recorder of Silver Bow
County, on pages u and I'll In Booka q
and G of Lodes. There are no adjoining
claims KNOWN.
GEORGE D. GREENE.
roe Register.
U. $. Claim Agent. .
First Publication Feb. Is. 1900.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
CO-PARTNEKSHIP NOTICE.

We. the undersigned, members Of the
partnership of Bird & Co.. doing BUSH
ness at Butte. Montana, do certify that
the names In full of all the members Of
such partnership, and their places ~
residence are as follows, tc-wit: Au-
gustus p. Bird. Butte, Montana: Grant
Bartlett. Butte, Montana.
Witness oil hands, at Butte, Montana.
this 9Th day Of February, 1900.
AUGUSTUS P. BIRD.
GRANT BARTLETT
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02

STATE OF MONTANA. COUNTY or
Jefferson-ss. In the Justices Court Of
Whitehall township. before A. Lesa.
Justice Of the Peace. A. n. MoDonAld.
e plaintiff. VS.. Fred Sherley, defendant.
The State of Montana to the above
named defendant, greeting:
You are hereby summoned to be and
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
AN UNTIMELY EFFORT

Hix-"The Rev. Mr.. Thirdly preached
d powerful sermon this morning, but II
was rather ill-timed."
Dix-"How SOP
Hix-"He .discoursad on the horrors
of futlrd punishment, and as the
church was as cold as a barn the pros
pect he pictured was rather agreeable
than Observation-Disclosures.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
STATE OF. MONTANA, COUNTY on

0IAIN VI MON1ANA, COUNTY OF
Silver BoW--ss:
On this 9Th day Of February, 1900. be-
fore me. p. Fl. Burns, a Notary Publ,
In and for the County Of Silver Row.
State of Montana, personally red
Augustus P. Bird and Grant Bartlett
personally known to me to be the ner,
sons whose names are subscribed to tha
within instrument, and acknowledredd
to me that they executed the same.
set my hand and affixed INV NotariaI
Seal. the day and year in this certifcate
above written.
(SEAL.) p. II. R11RNs
Notary Public in and for Snye;. Row
County. State Of Montana.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
NOT IN HER NATURE.

Doctor-"Your wife win pull through
all right. II lockjaw doesn't set In"
Mr.. J.-Then she's safe, doctor.
You don't know her Jaw"
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
CAME OUT EVEN.

: Jack-"so you wooed and lost, did
.yotH'
= T4m-"No; she returned all my pres
entd."-Ohio State Journal,
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
SACRED nc THE MEMORY.

D o know that both of JUDI
kins's departed wives were named
Rose"
\ Yves. And did you know that he has
mad both of them cremated and their
Roses ?"
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02

JOS. H. HARPER.
U. S. Claim Agent.
First publication Jan. "a, 1900,
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Justice of the Peace of said Townshi
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02

WAAA<AS0 ma ~. OEikvN10.
Dated ut Butte. Mont. January IS. ~
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02

SAMUEL BARKER, JR.,
Attorney for Applicant.
First publication, February is, 1900.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-03-02

Tfcket office. AZ East Broadway. Butte
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1900-09-13
sOMERS.

DIR. Frank Percival is visiting his faith.
or, L. W. Percival.
Miss Gertrude Bartlett returned to
Monson academy last week.
Miss Chaplin of Chlcopee Falls is the
guest of Mrs. Claudius Pease.
Mrs. A. G. Pomeroy is spending week
with relatives In Hartford and New Brit
ain.
Miss Mabel Kibbe left town Thursday
for Boston, where she will enter the Uni
versity.
Mrs. Benjamin eager OF Brooklyn, New
York, Is visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Amos Pease.
Miss Inez Kibbe left last Saturday for
Ithica, New York, to continue the study
of music at Cornell University.
Regular meeting Of the Grange next
week Thursday evening, Goth inst. The
feature of the evening will be melon
party in charge Of worthy Pomona.
Robert Molowney will sail from New
York Saturday, on the steamer Patricia
of the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. line for Ger
many, where he will study music at the
Berlin University.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. P. Fuller accompanied
their daughter, Miss Belle Fuller, to An
dover, Mass, Wednesday, where she will
enter Abbott's academy. Mr.. and Mrs.
Fuller spent few days in Boston.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1900-09-13
Monsoon.

Miss Mary e. Noble has returned home
to Moulton Hill, after spending a week
with friends at Merrick, Mass.
Frank A. and Dwight j. Peck have re-
Gently made an addition to their black
smith shop, and have bought a patent
blower and other implements.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1900-09-13
HOME NEWS.
LOCAL NOTICES.

LOCAL NOTICES.
Matter under this head 10 cents per line.)
Fall Outing Hats at Miss G. 8. Beck,
with's.
Al Walker is showing a fine assert.
ment of the Domestic Wrappers In all
sizes from 80 to 46, and the way they
have been selling the past week we know
they are all right.
Ladies' Driving Gloves. New shades
In Kid Gloves at E. L. Burr's.
"A. w. Walker offers this week new
lot of Ladies' Walking Skirts, also the
cloth for the same.
"A. w. Walker offers this week Cot
ton Bed Blankets from 65 cts. to $1.25
per pair. They are what you want for
these cool nights.
-192-page Composition Books, 11x7,
fine paper, weighing 10 ounces, only ten
cents each, at The Press Office
Try the Maverick laundry for family
washing. Goods delivered free of charge.
Drop postal. f. E. Converse, agent
Geo. A. Moore, optician, In Stafford
Springs every Friday. Leave orders at
Butterfield's Hardware Store.
Go to A. L. Towards for Shetland
FLOSS. A new lot just received. Also
new line of Fall Neckwear.
"A. W. Walker will open on Friday of
this week the largest assortment of Fur
Collars, Scarfs and Collarettes that was
ever shown in town, and the prices will
please YOU
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1900-09-13

WANTED-ACTlvE MAN OF GOOD CHAR
acter to deliver and collect in Connecticut for
$500 year. sure pay. Honesty more than expe-
renee required. Our reference, any bank in
any city. Enclose self-addressed stamped en-
Velope: Manufacturers, Third Floor. 334 Dear
born Street, Chicago.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1900-09-13

THE Writer finds 1t too much of an ex-
ertion to write much of heading to
our "ad' this month, 80 will just keep
you posted where to get your Groceries
at the right prices. One and all, come to
the CHICAGO GROCERY, and
we will find just enough energy to put you
up
4 lbs. good Milk Crackers, for 24c
8 lbs. best Lunch Crackers, 24c
4 lbs. best Ginger Snaps, 24c
lbs. fine Rice, e4c
lbs. best Rolled Oats, e5c
Glib. can best Corned Beef, Csc
Glib. can best Roast Beef, Csc
i 2-lb. can best Clipped Beef, 21c
lbs. Rolled Wheat, Csc
1 Id. Mayo's, Winner, Sensation, Indian
Boy, or Central Union cut Plug To-
bacco, for 4Oc
1 Id. Old Vet. cut Plug Tobacco, Soc
All kinds strictly pure Spices, per lib, Sc
4-gross Portland Star Matches, 15c
720 Parlor Matches, SC
And host of other Groceries at Hard
Pan Prices.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1900-09-13

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are prompt,
palatable, pleasant, powerful, purifying
little pills. w. d. Heald.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1900-09-13

posite the residence of G.. e. Burke.
And now the West End club Is no more.
The furnishings and stock have been re-
moved and now silence reigns where for
merly there were sounds of revelry by
night.
George Jenkins has resigned his posi-
ton In the Riverside mill and accepted a
similar one in the Central mill at the bor-
ough. He will move his family there in
few weeks.
"Fhe man who slew lion on snowy
day. will be Pastor Williams' subject at
the Baptist church next Sunday evening,
and In the morning "Things we ought 10
know" will be the subject.
Miss Mary E. Fisk, who has been visit
ing her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. E Y. Fisk
OF Stafford Street, returned to Hartford
Tuesday and has resumed her position as
teacher in the Washington school.
Thieves entered the garden of Louis
Morse last Friday evening with the ex-
pectation of having feast Of ripe, Juicy
melons. They picked every one on the
vines, but alas, they were all green, and
they had to go away with their appetites
still dissatisfied.
Glover d Son own force-pump which
1t is' oftentimes necessary to use in their
business. The pump is quite an expen-
sive one, and, as they have always loaned
it without any recompense, they feel as
though the borrowers should be prompt
In returning 1t. 1t Is away now and has
been for some time. They need 1t very
much and would like to have the borrow
er repay their kindness by returning 1t
without delay.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-12-24
Beauty of Carriage.

Writes Cousin Madge in London
Truth: About a month ago some one
wrote to Truth over the signature "A
Lover of Beauty" drawing attention
to the
"Ungainly walk OF nearly all those
most beautiful and exquisitely-dressed
ladies, as fair as can be, who fire.
quent Hyde Park after church on
Sundays. Beautiful as they are, it
must be confessed that most of them
waddle or slouch rather than walk.
Few-alas, very few.-have that pos
ture or bearing which is essential to
gracefulness and far more attractive
in woman than the costliest of
dresses. The truth | find to be that
they have never yet learned to walk.
Would that they could see their sis
ters in Gale, Florida, Buenos Ayres!
Then 1t would be realized by them
that their gait is deformed in COM
parison to that of their Latin sis
ters."
l am afraid there is considerable
truth in this accusation. | have
often noticed how very few English
girls can manage to hold their heads
up without looking self-assertive,
keep their shoulders fiat without
looking stiff, or hold the chest well
forward. And very, very few have
thoroughbred action about the
knees. 1t is delightful when one
comes across a girl who sails along
with absolute grace, holding her
shoulders back, her chin up but not
out, and her elbows in their natural
position; not squared back in the
queer fashion of the hour. Look at
the fashion plates! There you will
see the elbow position that makes
every woman look out of drawing. 1t
is not pretty. Is it? The human
elbow was never intended to project
at the back of the waist in this curl
Gus way. Almost all the figures in
body from the waist upward, at an
angle of As with the line of the low
er limbs.
| fancy that much of the ungrace-
full walking is caused by tight lacing
and tight boots. A girl we know,
who used to stutter along in No.
shoes, was advised by her doctor to
walk four hours a day in order to
counteract the ill-effects of a sluggish
liver. To manage so much pedes-
trianism she had to wear No. shoes;
but II this was a disadvantage it was
amply atoned for by the improvement
In her walk and carriage. She no
longer shutters on her feet. but gets
over the ground In splendid style,
with "the gait Of goddess" like the
heroine of a modern novel.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-12-24
tIo Harvesting Records q tho West.

The farmers of the San Joaquin val
ley, in California. utilize the largest ma
chimes in the world for harvesting and
thrcshing their wheat crops. These
machines are combined harvestcrs, that
cut, thresh, clean. sack and dump the
grain on the ground ready to be stor-
ed. The traction engines which oper-
ate them are of 5o-horse power. Last
season some great records for harvesting
were made. A twenty-foot sickle har-
vester, with what is termed four-ioot
extension cut, thrcshed cleaned and
sacked I,772 bags OF wheat, or over g.
600 bushels a day.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-12-24

The establishment at the Syracuse
university of an additional prize for
excellence in oratory, in the contests
for which women alone shall be elig-
ible, is departure, and, IL seems to
us, wise one. Critics of our mod
ern methods of education for women
are pointing out that so long as the
lives of women must be different
from the lives of men. 1t seems plaus-
ible that their training for life should
permit differences; and If this is true
Increased opportunities in coeduca-
tional colleges for development of
the two classes of students in the
lines most suitable to each are to be
welcomed.
The women's oratorical prize, the
6rst institution of the sort at the uni
versity, is a step in this direction,
and it is a particularly significant
step, because in oratory, above all
Dther forms of competition outside of
atheltics, the talent of a man and the
talent of a woman are difficult of
comparison.
Perhaps this may be lead to fur
lher variations of the sort. To some
aymen interested in pedagogical
matters 1t appears that the law of evo-
ution points distinctly Ia that direc-
don.-Syracuse IN. " Standard.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-12-24
HUMOROUS.

"Tom, you are terribly lazy"
I'm not lazy at all l simply don't like
to work"
D'Auber-But this drawing is not
true to life. II is positively grotesque.
Palette-Of course. He draws wom-
ems fashion plates.
"You look pinched and drawn :"
said he. 1--WE been pinched and
photographed merely" said the man
behind the bars, genially.
Ned-He thinks she's stuck on
him. Fred-I guess that's right.
I've noticed her trying her best, but all
IN vain, to get away from him.
Mrs. Smith-So Hattie is going to
marry Mr.. Sticker after all ? Mrs.
Brownies, she was forced to 1t.
II was the only way of ever having an
evening to herself.
What shall do with this article on
the milk supply ?" asked the assistant
editor. Boil it down." replied his
chief. And when he got through with
it it was really a condensed milk ar
ticle.
Brown-I understand that Senator
Green wanted you to act as his private
secretary. Simmons-He did, but !
wouldn't accept the position, because
should have to sign everything Green,
per Simmons.
Mrs. Partlelgh-I ought to ask Tit
Teton, know but I'm afraid IL he
comes here once he'll be coming all the
time. Partleigh-We could ask
him some evening when Bertha is do
ing her piano practice.
Don't you get tired" said the talk
ative customer, standing there hour
by hour ironing one stiff bosomed shirt
after the other -" No." answered the
Chinese laundryman. "It rests me to
thirk | don't have to wear them"
Hoax-Do you believe in the Dar-
winian theory ? Joax-Yes in all
but one particular. Hoax-What is
that? Joax Il think Darwin
should have based his deductions upon
the lobster instead Of the monkey.