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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
TELL YOUR SISTER

"a beautiful complexion is an impos-
sibility without good pure blood, the
sort that only exists in connection with
good digestion, healthy liver and
Karl's Glover Root Tea acts
directly on the bowels, liver and kid
neYs keeping them in perfect health,
Price rs cents and so cents. p. s..
5Beardsley, druggist, Fourth street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

On account of having to move
our warehouse we shall dispose
of our full line of buggies, road
and spring wagons, carts, farm
wagons, agricultural machinery
at greatly reduced prices, for cash
only. Do not let this opportunity
for securing a bargain slip by.
p CRAMPS BROS.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

Countess Gabrielle Won Warstens-
.leben is the first woman to obtain the
degree of doctor of philosophy from
the University of Vienna. She is 80
years old.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
Great Barlow minstrels at the
Atheneum Thursday night.

A movement has been started at
Erie, Pa, to erect a monument to the
memory of Captain Gridley, who COM
manded the Olympia in the battle of
Manila.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

All who suffer from piles will be
glad to learn that DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve will give them instant and
permanent relief. 1t will cure ecze-
ma and all skin diseases. Beware of
counterfe1ts. E. S. B%eardsley, Fourth
street. ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
Clearance Sale.

Clearance sale of up-to-date millin-
cry at, greatly reduced prices. Come
and see what we can show you before
buying elsewhere.
LUCAS & O'HARA.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
ON EVERY BOTTLE.

Of4Shiloh's Consumption Cure is this
guarantee: All we ask Of you is to.
fWo-thirds Of the contents of this
bottle faithfully, then IL you can say
you are not benefited return the bot
tie TO your druggist and he may re-
fund the price paid" Price 25 cents
80 cents and ST.. 100. 3. $. Reardsley,
druggist. Fourth street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

Fortune favors the brave" 1t is also
favorable to those who purify their blood
in the spring by taking Americas great
est spring medicine, Hoods Sarsaparilla.
A clear head and a healthy body are
given by it's use.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

Lord Roberts is n of the best
swordsmen in the British army. He
Is also an expert with the lance, and
in his earlier days won several prizes
for skill.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

Official figures recently compiled
show the main line mileage of mail
roads in Missouri to be nearly 1000.
This total is likely to be considerably
increased this year. -'.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

TEE CITY
8&@8@@m@&@@@@s

h'UOS
WEATHER FORECAST.
Fair tonight and Thursday. Cooler
tonight.
Miss Cora Strauss left yesterday for
a trip to Chicago.
R.sW. S. Blackwell of Lam cure was
a guest in the city yesterday.
Oil Inspector Wickham was in the.
city last night rom Mandan.
General Hughes came in on the linz
tied last night from the east.
The Ladies Aid society Of the NJ.
E. church will meet with Mrs. Rowland
Thursday, June: I, at 2:30.
G. a. Burton returned last night
from jamestown where he went to be-
present when the asylum coal contract
was let. s.
Meeting of the Yoemen at G.. A. r.
hall tomorrow evening. Nomination.
OF candidates for election on June 81.
A full attendance expected.
J. F. Brodie has been Investigating
the coal mines north Of the city and
p~ronounces the quality of coal fine.
Mr.. Brodie owns a coal mine at Lee
high.
Their was a very pleasant party at
the home of Miss Lillian Fern last
evening. Quite a number of young peo-
pie We're present and an enjoyable time
was passed.
Edwin Cochrane, the little son of W.
F. Cochrane, has typhoid fever. His
condition is somewhat improved and
it is hoped he will recover without any
serious setback.
The pen Irvine plant is busy and fifty
men are working. The old harness
shop building is being moved to an
other part of the yard to give room
for some improvements.
Zach Hanscom, son Of George Hans
CON-, formerly business manager of the
Tribune, passed through today on his
way home, to remain during the
school vacation, He is attending
school in Indiana.
Rev. A. Durrie came last night after
a three weeks absence. He reports
pleasant trip and will on Sunday
morning give a resume of the progress
and work of the General Assembly at
which he was a commissioner.
ST. Paul Dispatch: Miss Mabel
GoWles received at tea Saturday after
moor for Miss Bessie Holmes, who is
to be married June 10 to A. II Patter-
son, Bismarck,,N. D. Eighteen young
womeA were present. The decora-
tons were pink, roses being used Law
ishly.
Mr.. j.. A. Burgum, proprietor of the
Woodside stock farm at ConkIing, Nc
Lean county, who lis spending the sum
me- with his family at Arthur, Cass
county, arrived in Bismarck yesterday
enroute to the north to look after his
farming interests al COnk-
ling and Coal Harbor.
Consul General John F. Bray stopped
OFF the limited train last highland re-
manned in the city until noon today
when he proceeded on his trip west
ward to San Francisco, whence he will
sail June 10 for Melbourne. He did
not intend to stop in the city but
yieldedt to the solicitation Of his friends.
He is In excellent health and has much
enjoyed his visit. a number of friends
called upon him at the Sheridan and
were at the train TO wish him fare
well.
IF the Baby is Cutting Teeth
Be sure to use that old and well tried
remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
fnr chijdran taathinp. It Soothes the
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

The number of vessels passing
through the Sault Ste. Marie canal
prior to May l was 427. carrying 473,-
49, tons of freight. In 1899 no freight
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
IL the Baby is CuttingTeeth

If the Baby is Cutting Teeth
Be sure to use that old and we'll tried
remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for children teething. II soothes the
child, softens the gums, allays all pain
cures wind colo and is the best remedy
for diarrhoaa;2 % cents q bottle.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

SATISFACTION TO SMOKERS.
A Flor de Teller cigar is ten cents
worth; a Royal Blue cigar is five cents
worth.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

Clean, cool, fragrant smoke from the
light to the lips-That's a Flor de Tel
Ter 10 cent cigar.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
Clearance Sale.

Clearance sale Of ~up-to-date millin-
cry at greatly reduced prices. Come
and see what we al show you before
buying elsewhere.
LUCAS & O'HARA.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

Flor de Teller, now more than ever,
the favorite 10 cent cigar. All deal
ers have them.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
HE LOST A LEG.
James Martin q Tramp, Loses a Leg
in the Local Railroad Yards Here
this Afternoon.
Attempted to Board q Freight Train
and Slipped Beneath the Wheels
and Leg Crushed.

James Martin, a young man about
p years of age, and apparently a
tramp, lost a leg in the local yards Of
the Northern Pacific road this after
noon. The accident happened in
front of the Sheridan house. An ex-
ira freight train, Conductor Reynolds.
was pulling eastward, doing some
switching, when Martin attempted to
board the train from the south side of
the track. He put one foot on the
brake, and it slipped and he fell
beneath the wheels. He lay where
he fell and was not seen until the en-
CINE came back over the same track
a minute later when the trainmen saw
him lying beside the track. He was
taken to st. Alexius hospital and Dr..
Smyth, the company physician sum
moned. The leg will have to be am
putated. Martin would give no resi-
dence, but said he was from England.
The injury was a bad one, the entire
leg below the knee being crushed, and
the lower partlof the leg being almost
a pulp from the weight of the heavy
cars passing over it,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
oRAToRs.

me fourth annual convention Of the
Western League Of oratory was held
at Redfield, IS. ID. Ray Dillon OF the
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
Great Barlow Ministries at tn
Atheneum Thursday night.

Strayed from my place seven miles
northeast of Bismarck, in Gibbs town
ship. one yearling heifer, no brand.
Dark bay, white star in face, straight
horns, some white on feet. Finder
please notify me.
-. F. SABOT,
'u.- Bismarck. N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

To Cure a Cold in One Day. -,.
Take laxative Bromo Qrinine Tab
let's. All druggists refund the money
If it fails to cure. E. W. Groves sig
nature is on each box; % cents.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
passed>through the canal before NAV

Cream Balm is placed into the n~ostrils, spreads
over the membrane and is absorbed. Relief is inn
mediate aud a cure follows. It is not drying-doea
not produce sneezing. Large Size, SO cents at Drug
gists or by mail; Trial Size, 10 cents by mail.
ELY BROTHERS, Sc Warren Street, New York
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

Constipation is cured by Hoods Pills.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
ASYLUM

GEORGE LUTZ GETS THE CON-
TRACT FOR COAL-DR.S BALD
WIN ASSISTANT PHYSICIAN.
Jamestown, June 6.-At the meeting
of the asylum board today the con-
tract to furnish the institution coal
for the year ending June Is, 1901, was
lev to George Lutz at 1888 a ton. The
price last year was So.
The contract to furnish groceries
was let to Andrew Haas. -
DR.. L. B. Baldwin of Cando was
elected to the position of assistant
physician. He is in the city and will
begin his duties shortly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
NOTICE.

as There will be a special meeting If
the Pioneer Hose Co. No. 1 Thursday
night at the city hall at $50 p. nj.
All members requested to be present.
,r " JOHN HOMAN,
Foreman.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06
sPRAINED ANKLE QUICKLY

= SPRAINED ANKLE QUICKLY
CURED.
SAT one time | suffered from a Sc
we're sprain of the ankle" says George
=. Cary, editor of the Guide, Washing
ton, Va. after using several well
recommended medicines without sue
cess, | tried Chamberlain's Pain Balm,
and am pleased to say that relief came
as soon as | began it's use and a COM
plete cure speedily followed" Sold by
3. s.. Beardsley.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

H. L. Reade, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-06

7. 0ADO1,
Bismarck. N. D.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21
EnCauStiC
Tile

For Bath Rooms, Lavatories, Kitch-
ems, Entries, Halls, Conservatories,
Stores, Etc.
We are agents for the American En-
caustic Tiling Co., Ltd, largest manu-
facturers Of high grade tile in these
United States.
Plans and designs prepared and es-
Inmates furnished upon short notice.
We carry limited stock floor and
wainscot tile in select design for Bath
or Kitchen.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21
IS 1T RIGHT
For An Editor to Recommend Patent
Medicines?
From Sylvan Valley News, Brevard
N. C)

NfIOl4l sylvan Nalley News bleNdIui
N. c.
1t may be a question whether the
editor of a newspaper has the right 70
publicly recommend any of the various
proprietary medicines which food the
market, yet as a preventive of suffering
we feel it a duty to say a good word
for Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. We have known
and used this medicine in our family
for twenty years, and have always
found 1t reliable. In many cases a dose
of this remedy would save hours of suf-
fering, while a physician is awaited.
We do not believe in depending i'm
plicitly on any medicine for a cure, but
we do believe that If bottle of Cham
berlain's Diarrhoea Remedy were kept
on hand and administered at the incep-
tion of an attack much suffering might
be avoided, and in many cases the
presence Of a physician would not he
required. At least this has been "7r
experience during the past tw~n.y
years. For sale by all dealers tul
druggists. Benson, Smith & Co., gen
eral agents. Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21
OPEN AGAIN!

Heavy Pongee Silk, suitable for mems
suits.
Fine Grass Linen. white blue, yellow
purple and green.
Handwork Fancy Sandal Wood Hand
kerchiefs and Gloves Boxes.
Embroidered Red Silk and Grass Linen
Table Covers.
Embroidered Silk Piano Covers, differ
ent colorS.
Embroidered Silk Chinese Ensign.
Embroidered Silk American and Haw&-
iian Flag Handkerchiefs.
Embroidered Silk Handkerchiefs differ
ent colors and patterns,
Wooden Goods, Navy Blue and BLACK
for suits.
Best Navy Blue Serge.
India Linen, Victoria Lawn. Colorea
Muslin and Curtain.
TAILORING n speciality.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21

This Company reserves the right to
make changes in the time ofsdeparture
and arrival of it's steamers WITHOUT
NOTICE, and it will not be responsible
for any consequences arising there
from.
Consignees must be at the landing
to receive their freight. This company
will not hold itself responsible for
freight after it has been landed.
Live stock received only at owners
risk.
This company will not be responsible
for money or valuables of passengers
unless placed in the care of the pursers.
Passengers are requested to purchase
tickets before embarking. Those fail
ing to do so will be subject to an adj
ditional charge of twenty-five percent.
The company will not be liable for
loss of, nor injury to, nor delay in de-
livery of baggage or personal effects of
passengers, or freight of shippers, be-
yond the amount of 500, unless the
value of the same bedeclared when re-
ceived by the company, and an extra
charge be made therefor.
All employees of the company are for
hidden to receive freight without deliv-
ering a shipping receipt therefor in the
form prescribed by the Company, and
which may be seen by shippers upon
application to the pursers of the Com
pany's steamers.
Shippers are notified that If freight
is shipped without such receipt 1t will
be solely at the risk of the shipper.
c. L. WIGHT, President.
S. B. ROSE, Secretary.
CAPT. T. K. CLARKE, Port Supt.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21

Fine Book and Commercial Printing
at the Star Office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21
NEW BOOK BULLETIN.
THE golden RULE BAZAAR
BIG FORT STREET.


-" Unleavened Bread"-by Robert Grant
Arden Massiter"-by William Barry.
" The Jimmyjohn Boss"-by Owen
Wister.
1.-THE Voice of the People"-by Ellen
Glasgow.
Senator North"-by Gertrude Ather-
ton.
" A Daughter of the Vine"-by Ger
trude Atherton.
Knights in Fustian"-by Caroline
Brown.
" Robert Tournay''-by VIM Sage.
" His Lordship's Leopard"-by d. D.
Wells.
" The Green Flag'-by Conan Doyle.
" Currita, Countess of Albornoz"-by
Luis Coloma.
" Hearts Importunate"-by Evelyn
Dickinson.
" The Black VOLTS Breed"--by Harris
Dickson.
" No. John Street."
" ghthood"-"Jaince Meredith
Red Pottage."
E" To Have and to Hold"
"a Gentleman from Indiana" and many
other up-to-date Books.
]. NJ. WEBB.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21
S. S. LEKUA
BENNETT, Master.

Sails every Monday for Kaunakakai
Kamalo, Maunalei, Kalaupapa, Laha-
inc, Honolua, Olowalu. Returning ar
rives at Honolulu Saturday mornings
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21
FATAL HICCOuGHs.

PERU, Ind, July 3.-James Hughey,
an engineer on Wabash Railway, died
here today after fifteen days continu-
Gus hiccoughing. The hiccoughs during
the first six days averaged forty-two
a minute, and the latter part of the
time twenty-five a minute.-Chicago
Record.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21
NILDER'S STEAMSHIP COLD
S. S. KINAU,
MOLoKAI, MAUI, HAWAII.
FREEMAN, Master.

Steamer KINAU will sail from HoIio-
lulu on Tuesdays at IL noon, for Kaus
nakakai, Lahaina, Maalaea Bay, Kihei,
Makena, Kawaihae, Mahukona, Lau-
pahoehoe and Hilo.
Returning, will sail from Hilo on
Fridays at 10 a. m, for above named
ports, arriving at Honolulu on Satur-
days.
Passengers and freight will be taken
for Makena, Mahukona, Kawaihae, Hi
10, Hakalau, Honomu, Papaikou and
Pepeekeo.
Passengers and PACKAGES ONLY
will be taken for Kaunakakai, Lahai-
ma, Maalaea Bay, Kihei and Laupahoe-
hoe.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21
CASTLE & COOKE, LIMITED
Commission rIerchants.
SUGAR FACTORS.

AGENTS FOR
The Eva Plantation Company.
The Waialua Agricultural Co., Ltd.
The Kohala Sugar Company.
The Waimea Sugar Mill Company.
The Koloa Agricultural Company.
The Fulton Iron Works. st. Louis, Mo.
The Standard Oil Company.
The George F. Blake Steam Pumps.
Westons Centrifugals.
The New England Mutual Life Insur-
ance Company of Boston.
The Aetna Fire Insurance Company of
Hartford, Conn.
The Alliance Assurance Company of
London.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21
THE AMERICAN SCOUT.

LONDON, July IF. r. Burnham,
the American chief of Lord Roberts
scouts in South Africa, has been In
Valided home
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-21
S. S. CLAUDINE
MACDONALD, Master.
MAUI.

Will leave Honolulu every Tuesday
at p. NJ, touching at Lahaina, Ka-
hului, Nahiku, Hama Hamoa and Kipa-
hulu, Maui. Returning, touches at
above named ports, arriving at Homo
lulu Sunday mornings.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-05-31

had won fairly The dealer, instead Of
paying the bet leaned back in his
chat, reached his hand under the
table, and sprang forward and over the
table. In his right hand cleaned a
long stiletto. In an instant he had
buried it in Kings neck. pulled 1t out
and buried it again.
The place was in an uproar in an
instant The visitors broke for the
door and the cappers and bouncers
pulled their guns and jumped upon
King, He was harmless, however, for
the Frenchman's aim had been true
He had killed King with the first stab
There was a great to do about this
crime The Frenchman managed TO get
out of town, and was never caught. and
ii was given out by the owners OF the
gambling house that King had been
killed in row of his own making. But
the short faro game was closed and
never reopened shortly afterward an
anti gambling law was passed in Mon
tana, and all sure thing games were
closed much to the satisfaction of ths
square gamblers
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-05-31
FILIPINO NATIVE RULE.

"Of the origin and Affiliations OF this
class II Is sufficient TO note that no
Spaniard or Spanish mestizo (half
caste) could be chosen TO any municipal
office or admitted to the electorate.
Only natives or Chinese mestizos were
ELIGIBLE and they had to be solvent
taxpayer able TO speak and write
Spanish, The exclusion of Spanish ele-
ments from the principalia seems to
have been due from the traditional pol
icy of cheris'hing division among the
colonists, also to the persistence of the
friars in resisting the advent of those
who mi ght become their rivals in POI
litical intrigue or industrial enterprise.
Besides the modest educational
qualification, there was a tendency TO
limit the choice of municipal officers to
men of property, who were thus ex
posed to penalties for any deficiency in
the financial returns from their wards.
Moreover, no legitimate compensation
was allowed for men charged with the
onerous dutle sof tax gathering Nat
uraily, there was disposition to avoid
these burdens or to arrange for Illicit
gains to cover wages and insurance To
carry out such schemes. Ii was neces-
sary to secure the consent of the parish
priest or friar. aud system of con-
certed division seems to have been the
general operation, whereby all esti-
mates OF population are Initiated, AL
official classes Spanish and native.
shared in this tolerated corruption. The
promptness with which the municipal
captains joined the instruction may
be attributed to the natural resentment
for the irritations and humiliations OF
this situation
The duties Of these petty governors
were thus defined in their commission
70 aid the friar in enforcing attend
ance at mass and submission to the
church; to suppress drunkenness and
scandalous conduct, to compel the viii
layers to follow trades and to tend
crops and raise cattle; TO keep roads Ia
repair, to exercise judicial functions
in petty cases to collect taxes from all
natives and Chinese Practically. this
last was the only function Of impor-
lance. In 1894 the instructions were
modified, and some effort was made 10
secure responsibility by restricting the
dependence Of native magistrates upon
the will of the friars. The clericals and
conservatives resisted this reform and
prevented II from booming effective
which does not hinder them from at
tributing the revolt of 1896 to this at
tempt at reformation Anslee's
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-05-31
FLAMBEAU MILL DESTROYED.
Great Fire at Park Falls Does 500, 600
Damage

Park Falls, Wis, May 29.-Fre
burned the Flam0eau Paper companys
mill and warehouse Saturday. IN
loss will exceed S250,000, covered by in
surance. The mill was a two machine
mill and besides the pulp
mill burned the company owns
pulp mill mile further down
the river which is connected with the
paper mill by a railroad owned by the
company A forest fire started by
sparks from the paper mill fire, for a
time endangered the plant of the
ATKINS Cooperage company
The mill employed 125 hands and
will be rebuilt Immediately The prin-
cipal stockholders are officials of the
First National bank Of Milwaukee,
Robert Camp of Milwaukee, Henry
Sherry of Neenah ard f. Z. Russell Of
Neenah. Most of the male population
of the village was EMPLOYED ia the lac-
tory
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1900-05-31
NYE AND RILEY

While James Whltcomb Riley and
Bill Nye were travelling together they
found themselves registered at
country inn, and, in the adjoining
room, separated only by thin par
titlon, was a recently married couple
who evidently were just beginning to
find each other out The woman was
railing al the man in wasplsh tones,
and the husband was gruflly replying
whenever opportunity afforded Both
were mad clear through Finally the
wife CALCULATED with tears in her
voice, If not In her eyes You told
me you were well of before we were
married. by Cd / was!" roared
the husband. but didn't know IT,"
Another time Riley and Nye were IN
the cotton belt. where lard was un-
known, and whore cottonseed oil was
used in cooking The faint Of cotton
seed met them at every turn, and
their stomachs finally revoted when
ever they ventured into dining
room. Nye grew desperate and,
tuIhluE lllty uUltI MS arm ne hiI-
lied forth to find cafe where he
could personally superintend the cook
Ing OF a steak. Then Nye hled him
self TO a butchers stall, where he Sc
lected tenderloin OF ample proper
tons and, returning to the cafe. he
cooked and served It himself. Riley
says that the steak tasted like nectar.
After each had eaten his ill Nye call
ed for the bill. and was surprised to
find that he had been charged $3.50
Usually ne never kicked against big
bills, but this excited comment, apd
he demanded TO know why he was
charged 80 much where the expense
had already been borne by himself.
In rich southern dialect the cafe man
replied: I need the money, sab" Nye
paid Without further rotest.--Cin-
clnnati Post.