davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18
East Indian English.

First Hindoo- Have you ever been for
a boatS.il?
Second Hlndoo-Oh yes.
First Hindoo- How did you enjoy IL?
Second Hindoo-I did not like IT,; II Is
too horrible. The boat Is going upside
and downslde, and your inside Is going
inside and outsidel-Punch.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

Mrs. oatcake (reading newspaper,
There are $4,000 Poles in Philadelphia.
Farmer Oatcake-Goshl what place
10 raise beans!
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

His Bride during the honeymoon
Look, Morris, even the sun laughs
Morrls-Could he do otherwise. IL he
looks at us.-Meggendorfer' Humoris-
tische Blaetter.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18
london Polieemen,s shoes.

London policemen have been forbid
den to wear tan shoes on the ground
that they are "too stylish"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

When a preacher says his people do
not cooperate he means that they do
not pay him his salary.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

If woman appears in color one day
before her term of mourning expires
the other women know 1t and talk"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

"Wheatmore," said the tall broker
was a square man."
YES" responded the short broker,
who was thinking of several wheat
deals, land his sharp corners often
rubbed against us"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

MY doctor Is a Bird" exclaimed the
woman with the capsules.
"A regular pellcanf grunted her nus
band
why do you call him pelican,
Archibaldf'
"On account Of his big bill, Eva"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

He's that 500 ! wonder how many
years of her life woman of A. has
wasted IN putting her hat ON straight.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

Even when man does nave great.
ness thrust upon him he really thinks
hs achieved 1t.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

Sandy Pikes-Bllly, 1t gives me de
greatest satisfaction 10 fall asleep Sat
urday night an wake up de followln'
Tuesday.
Billy Coalgate-Why so. pafd?
Sandy Pikes-'Caus' den Use uneon-
scious OF Monday, de wash day.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

Widow who has called for The spirit
OF her late husband just ~ "A servant
stumbles In the outer hall ana rails
against the doorD-Great heavens That
Is he. and he Is already drunk again
Meggendorfer's uumoristlsehe Blaet-
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

Shea mathematician has figured II
out that a man go years old has spent
three years Of bis life buttoning hls
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

After the storm the calm there Is living who rest
ana home
%sa o ospn preyfus After i've long struggle
peacefully
Inc from which the accompanying French
recently
ns ana pathetic letters written by Deyfu Imprisonment on Devils
satisfaction and happiness o
husband which
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

quite mammoth cat, Dlggs. What
do you call him?"
"Oom Paul"
Because he has whiskersy'
Yes and because he ticks every En-
glish bulldog on the avenue"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

Il told The boss that when I entered
his employ was young man. Now,
l have no hair on my head or teeth In
my mouth"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

He Is honest enough. lie paid me a
dollar he owed me which had forgot
ten"
Yes. he did the same with me. and
then borrowed five more. "-Phlladel-
pha North American.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

What did he sayf'
He gave me the cards Of a dentist
and u wigmaker"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

Bender They are expected TO fall
Just before daybreak on three dates In
succession. Who says we won't sit up
aud see them through big gassesy
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18
zELAYA is NOT oEsPoTlc.

His Bloody Rule Necessary to Restore
Order.
"a great many hard things have been
said about President Zelaya," remark
ed one who Is well acquainted with the
masterful head OF the Nicaraguan gov
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-01-18

Bender-rhc stars are kind this Year,
aId chan
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09
TROUBLE IN SQUAWViLLE.

we had the legislators that declared the win.
Fur half an hour In Squawville. our ole NOR.
tusry tree
ID receive decoratfon that 1t never had afcrc--
Have the fullest crop Of victims that its branches
ever bore!
We are up sg'in problem Of aggravatin sort,
Can't indulge no more Il licker nor In any gam
bin sport.
An we're swampcd in tribulntion, there is dark
ness In souls
Ence the wiu,men showed us under last election
at the polls.
We have got woman mayor, an the's sharper
THAI knife:
We have got woman jestice which her honor u
my wife,
An woman city marshal wears the star upon
her breast,
An che isn't overmodest in a.makin an arrest,
All the members OF the council are inside OF pet.
ticoats,
Lambs s.hodn down the duties once mcnopolized
by goats,
An we've got to grin an bear it, fur their ticket
won the day,
An they're holdin their positions in = strictly
legal way.
Amt durn saloon a-runnin in the limits Of the
town,
An the games that once amused us got sudden
turnin down,
An the victim that gifts loaded with surrepti-
tious jag
Finds himself inside the cooler chawin the ihdig-
uant rag! AtNl1 ~
They've established Of a, curisy. Gapsin every rep
rebate -
OF the britches wcsrin gender fur to be at home
at eight
While our gcntler, weaker vessels, with the oscil.
latin jaws
Sneak around the streets a'huntin fur infractcrs
Of the laws.
We're srasselin with trouble. fur we're sober, an
we're mad,
An the camp that once was lively is s.goin to the
bad.
Fur there never is movement in the great pro.
gressive game
II the nerves amt braced with Ticker needed fur
to play tho same.
There has bin a heap Of trouble with the purity
autocrats
Since the fust one was created out Of one OF
Adams stats,
Which the same must be an error, fur experiences
has shown
That the sex propagated from ole Adams
crazy bone!
Denver Post
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09

Tho following have rented cottage
Mt ,sChautnuaua aud win spend the
month of July there: Mrs. A. w.
Maynes, Mrs. Chas Semlcr, and Mrs.
Chas. Eddy.
Mrs. s. a. Smith who has been the.
guest Of her son, Charles +. Smith,
and wife, for the past three weeks,
returned to her home at Mansfield,
Sunday evening.
Mrs. Eliza Lee and Miss Mary Benn,
of 204 w. Miller ave, will sail July
11th for their old home. England,
where they will spend several months
visiting friends.
Mr.. Chas. K. Morgan, with Pouchot,
Hunsicker & Co., and wife, will sail
July 21st for Liverpool, from where
tehy will go to the Paris Exposition
and visit other European points.
Misses Lola and Hazel Brown of
wooster, and Mrs. Nj. Nj. Scott, son
| and daughter of Toledo, who have
been visiting with Major Il. II. Tag
CART and family have returned to their
homes.
Members of the Akron Liedertafcl
held picnic ut Kocrber's grove Sun
day. 1t was well attended and all par
Elephants enjoyed the outing Among
the amuscments was target shooting.
The prize for best Workmanship was
won by julius Kroffke.
a cablcgram received in Akron, from
Mr. J. II. Mutt. announces the safe ar
rival of that gentleman and his sis
ters at Cherborg, France. The steam.
or was one day overdue. The cable
gram reads: Arrived all right.
Pleasant passage. Advise friends"
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09
Will Extend Magnolia Spur.

II Is quite apparent now from recent
negotiations on the part of the Balti-
moro 4 Ohio officials that il Is the in,
tcntion of the management Of this
railroad TO extend the Magnolia spur
of the Cleveland Terminal 4 Valley
road on up the Big Sandy valley through
Waynesburg, Malvern, and Minerva,
thence east' to East Liverpool. From
purchases already made, it Is evident
that they expect 10 utilize tho line Of
the old Sandy and Beaver Canal, thus
making the grading of the road u very
easy matter The new line would be
quite strong competitor of the Cleye-
land N PittSburg Railroad through the
manufacturing districts of the valley
and would opcn np valuable conl fields
in Columblana county.
Y0u get today's happenings today
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09
A Mean Mans Ideas.

II have been reading" said the mean.
est man in town. ''of great scheme,
They say the Polanders before they
drive their geese to market make them
walk through mixture of tar and
sand until the geese get crusts on the
bottom of their feet that net as Shoes"
But what good does that informa-
tion do your" asked his wife. "We
have no geese"
II was thinking" said the meanest
man In town, that 1t might be good
thing to try on the children. INDIAN
apolis Press.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09
unreaeemea Bank Notes.

1t frequently occurs that officials Of
national banks retain the first notes
Issued by the bank as souvenirs. IL
these notes are never brought into
circulation aud are never presented 10
the government for redemption. the
government is that much richer, The
records Of the redemption division
show that there has not been an in
stance since national banks were first
organized where the entire circulation
of any bank was fully redeemed, and
there Is today considerable fund in
the treasury to that account Boston
Globe.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09

Robbie was very vindietive little
fellow always watching his opportuni-
ty to pay back" for all wrongs, real or
imaginary. His mother had many an
earnest talk with him about the golden
rule, but he would always reply:
Yes, mamma; that is just what am
doing. You see, when Ted strikes me,
then that is just what he would have
that should do unto him, so ought
to pay him back. k."-Detroit Free Press.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09

Boer Sympathizer-When l was in
London, saw a man on the street sell
ing war photographs. Here you are"
he shouted: portraits of all the British
Hghting generals. a penny apiece"
nglishman-W Well?
Boer Sympnthizer-I had half pen
ny in my pocket, so bought the lot
Chicago Record.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09
A VISIT 10 LONG LAKE PARK

A few days ago we had the pleasure Of
visiting Long Lake Park, going by tho now
steamer, Commodore, operated by "a new
and competent crew. We nnde tho .rip
from lock In 10 inmates Tho engineer
claims they will be able to shorten tho glIno
10 minutes after few more trinls, :: Mhs n
very satisfactory ride FREQ from dn.y aud
heat. The park wnS cool nnd shady, having
3 continuous hrceIA. RitgHtad 15 tcOt nhovc
tho lake, ma highor than tho surrounding
country, II affords magnificent lRad and
water view. The hotel II having a number
OF summer boardors, enjoying the excellent
aud home-llke service, having tho satisfNr-
.,on of eating the blue gill flsh landed by
their own prowess. such beach for bath.
ing Is not surpassed In fresh victor bathing,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09

In these. eases There Is nearly one
thousand dollars long pnst due and the
post needs tliis money.
j. $. TAGGART.
Adjutant
KNIGHTS OF. THE MACCABEEs.
Akron Tent held review last Monday
night, receiving three applications for
membership and approving seven ap.
plications. Akron Tent requests all
of its members to attend the district
review Wednesday, July II, at Kent,
to leave by way Of Walsh line not later
than Z pm, in body, as are also all
live Knights requested to attend Mon
day nights review.
Tip Top Tent next Thursday even,
ing, July IL, will have regular installa-
tion of officers. Wednesday evening,
July H., quarterly review of Sixth dis.
trict at Kent. Let all turn out and
help Kent Tent. dedicate its new hall
The membership on the first day of
June, 1900, was AS, 49S.
KNIGHTS OF PYTHlAS.
Mcpherson lodge, Thursday night,
Deputy Grand Chancellor II. v. Eg-
bert installed the following officers:
| G. c., A. E. Limric; V. c.. II. A.
Myers; r. e., w. Carmichael; NJ. at a.,
NJ. j. Galloway: NJ. of w, C. X. Pen.
rose; l. G., q. G. Jackson, and 0. G.
~. Fl. Porter.
The Barberton lodge, knights Of
Pythias, held their annual memorial
services at the First NJ. Il. church sun.
uoJ eNeuins. NV w. a. JohtS pituSh'
ed the sermon.
At Canton lodge. $50, *. Of r., next
Wednesday evening the rank Of Knight
will be conferred on five csquircs, and
the eighth anniversary of the lodge
win be celebrated,
|. o. o. r.
| Summit lodge Monday evening. After
the bylaws were adopted section by
section, the third degree was confer
red OH one candidate. Picnic commit
tee reported that the picnic would be
held nj silver lake. July u and il
promises to he the leading one Of the
season. t
Memo lodge installation OF officer,
vii take place Tuesday evening, July
II. u.s.
Akron lodge, Wednesday evening
had the usual attendance for routine
business. -
Canton Akron, Thursday evening
had fair attendance.
Akron Encampmcnt officers will b,
installed next Friday evening.
ColfaS lodge will meet next Thurs
day evening The sewing circle vii
have an afternoon session.
Buckley Post will have good repre-
scntation at National G, A, r. encamp
ment, In Chicago, next month Far
will be 5.25 or less round trip.
CHOSEN FRIENDS
Are requested 10 meet the Suprem
chancellor and supreme trustee II
Cleveland on Tuesday evening. Jul,
18th, in the rooms of Eureka council
In the Arcade, Superior st. entrance.
PYTuIAN SISTERHOOD.
Louise Assembly. Owing 10 the eS
cessively warm weather, our attend
aDce Friday evening was unusuall
small. Installing officer, Deputy Gran
Chancellor Sister l.. Il. Williams, la
been sick and was not able to attcn
the meeting, but expects to be able t
attend our next regular meeting Jul
20. All officers elect should bear thi
in mind. Several of our members wer
away to spend the 4th of July. Siste
Wyatt Is on the sick list. Every mem
her should make an effort to be pres
cnt next meeting.
- lI
Will Extend Magnolia Spur.
| II is puitn nnnnront pnu, frnr,, rc.ar,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09

The Zulus carry their wounded to the
hills and expose th'-" wounds to the
air, having found ts experience that
taht is the quickess way of curin;
them.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09

Kentucky furnished more soldiers.
Confederate and Union, than any other
state according 10 population.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09

The only bachelor who eau boast q
mother-ln-lore Is the bachelor OF arts
London Judy.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09
OF Grand Army Friday Nisht-Local
Lodge News.

The Odd Fellows of Summit county
will hold their annual reunion and pic
mic at Silver lake, July q. Arrange
ments for the event will be made by
committees selected from Summit, Ak.
ron, Memo, Apollo and Howard lodges.
Committees are composed of the
following named persons:
Summit lodgc-A. G.. Bachtel, T. L.
krischer, j. w. Walker.
Akron lodge John Stair, George
Conger o. S. Ely.
Memo lodge.--E. A. Wightman, II.
Il. Kcck, w. A. Gostlin.
Apollo lodgc--F. f. Owens, II. o.
Price, Mr.. Tween.
Howard lodge-Asa Boyd, II. Boyd,
Geo. Cunningham.
Mr.. A. G. Bachtel Is chairman Of the
committees, and DR.. II. IL. Keck is
secretary.
Invitations have been sent to so
lodges In Northern Ohio. The invita-.
tlons read as follows:
"Akron, o., July ;, 1000.
"To tho officers and members of |. o.
O. II. lodge No. -, greeting:
Dear Brother:
"Thc odd Fellows of Summit coun-
ty will hold their annual reunion and
picnic al silver lake. near Akron on
July ii, 1900 (No finer outing resort
In Ohio,) We expect to make this the
largest gathering of Odd Fellows ever
Assembled In Ohio.
1--WE hereby most cordially and earn.
cstly invite your lodge to join lis on
this occasion. You can get rates, or,
better still, get UP nn excursion. No
time can be lost, you must act quickly
In this matter,
won't YOU please join us? Let us
know mt the earliest moment possible
II your lodge will attend. We can as.
sure you that our Deputy Grand Sire
a. @. Gable, of Covlngto,, o.; Grand
Master II. l.. Hosklns, of Sidney, o.;
Grand Secretary g. n. Lyman, of Col
ulnbus; General J. g. Whitaker OF
Dayton, and many other prominent
Odd Fellows viii bc present You
viii want TO see them aud hear them
speak
anticipating your favorable rc.
spouse, wo are af s
"Fraternally yours,
"A. c, BACHTEL,
Chairman Committee"
"DR. II, Fl. <ECH,
"Spcrctary Committec"
SONS AND DAUGHTERS or VET
About 20 Akron and Mogadore mein
bers attended the Sons of Veterans
Ohio division reunion nj Springfield,
Among them were ID. w. Holloway
and Il. l. Atchinson, II. w, Hndrix,
II, Spcelman, of Columbus; national
or, ScnIor vice commander. I. II. Mc.
Elhiney, Of New London; junior vice
commander, w. II. Dawson. of Fast
Liverpool; division council. G. w
Cainc, of North Bend, and ID. W. uol
lowny, of Akron; dclcgaleI ut large, II
Z. Spollman, of Columbus; national
delegates, q, Middlcsworth, of Mari
eta; j. Edward orr of Columbus
aud II, u. ketchem, of piqua; alter
mates, Charles A. l.cntz, of East Pal
estine; j. yangordon, Of Scioto.
The Ladies Aid Society elected as
president, Name Ilerbst, of Canton
vice president, May Nolmer, OF Col
umbus; secretary, Lille u. Herbst, o,
Canton; treasurer ELLA Hale, of Mo
galore; council. Nellie Fisher of 10
ledo Bertha stcckhan, of Akron
lsnd Margaret swearngen, of Spring
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09

The greatest Of all human beneAta,
that, at least. without which no other
beneGt can be truly enjoyed. is indie.
pendoncc.- Goodwin.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09

yoll get foday's happenings today
In the Democrat.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-07-09

ted. Heroic 9ueasures are necessary
in these eases There is nearly one
thousand dollars long pnst due and the
post needs tliis money.
J. $. TAGGART,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-02
An Elegant Street Parade.

Gentry's worlds greatest trained
animal show gives the n~entest and
best dressed parade ever witnessed
in your city, The best lot of stock
ever gotten together. Open cages
filled with comical monkeys. You
a see pictures of all nationalities
among these fun makers. Baby eli.
ephants leading each othe through
the streets; dogs of every kind seat
ed on floats, and chariots by the
hundreds; Shetland ponies by the
score, prancing to the music of the
banc, and each delighted to show
themselves and seem to be conscious
of the admiration and compliments
poured at them on every side by the
masses of people who crowd to see
the elegant turnout. Free pony
rides are given the children at each
performance which adds to the
pleasure of making it an enjoyable
event of their lives and a treat never
to be forgotten. Every effort is
made on the part of the show to give
its patrons every convenience. The
performance is given in n ring SO
that you miss no part of it. If you
can't come with the children send
them and they will be properly look
ed after by the gentIemanly employ
ees. Remember the date. Show
rain or shine. Tent perfectly water
proof, Neihart, Friday June Sth.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-02
Notice to Co.Owuer.

To Edwin W. Toole, William Wallace. lr..
John M. Carothers, Robert Kane, Herbert o..
Chowen, Harry D. Burghardt, James It. Ander.
son and Elmer j. Anderson, fheir heirs, execut-
ors, administrators or assigns: You are here
by notified that David Rice, your o-owne
mas IN accordance with section 1894 of the re-
ViSed statutes of the United States, expended in
labor and Improvements upon the Fred Mann
quartz lode mining claim situated In the Mont
ana (unorganized) mining district. county of
cascade. state of Montana, (the notice of loca-
ton OF said claim being duly filed for record in
the office of the recorder of Meagher county,
state of Montana, on August 2Sth, 1881. and re-
corded in book NJ of lodes on page 134) the sum
of two hundred (S200) dollars for annual repre-
s%entation for the years eighteen hundred and
ninety eight Qs9S) and eighteen hundred and
ninety nine (lS9g).
And you are hereby notified that unless you
contribute your proportion of such e%xpendit-
ures, together with the interest and costs of
this publication, within ninety days after the
complete service of this notice by publication.
all vour right. title and interest and claim in
ana to the above described Fred Mann quartz
lode mining claim will become the property of
the undersigned. your W who have per-
formed the work and made the required expen-
ditures thereon. DAVID RICE.
Dated this 9th day of May, 1900.
First publication May IL. 1900.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-06-02

Have you heard what happened to
Jones?
c. d. Ladd went to Great Falls
Saturday.
Abe Goodkind of Helena was here
Wednesday.
Full line of rubber boots and rub
bers at Shannon's.
Repairs upon the NJ. E. church
are still in progress.
Minining supplies at lowest prices
at William Mueller's.
Allen Pierse was a passenger on
Saturdays train for the Falls.
J. I. Arlington was in Neihart
on mining business last week.
We are headquarters for mining
supplies. Lowry & Shaw.
Dan Smith the irrepressible of
Barker was on our streets Monday.
Chas. McGibbon went to Yuleville
by Saturdays train to look at some
horses.
Miss Craven has appointed Jesse
Balsinger a trustee of the Monarch
school district.
VIM. Munroe, surveyor for the
Florence nine went to the Falls by
Thursdays train.
G.. NJ. Soule has returned from
Baker city Ida, and will spend the
summer at Neihart.
Frank Mansolf, slightly affected
with la grippe, left Saturday for a
visit to his home in Missoula.
Fine wash silk shirt waist, a new
and elegant line at
Miss MCCARTHY's.
Tinware, glassware, crockery and
all kinds of kitchen utensils at the
general store of William Mueller.
Miss Ida Sutton having closed a
very successful term of school al
Stockett returned home last Friday
r. G. Vaughan headed the win.
ming delegation to the democratic
convention. He took his little daugh.
ter JOY to the Falls to visit relatives
Mr.. and Mrs. F.. A. Preston anC
son Raymond are in Great Fall.
:, since Thursday. Mr., Preston i:
attending to business in the present
term of court.
The Methodists will hold service
in Miners hall Sunday. There vii
be no preaching at II o'clock, bu.
the regular service will be held a
s p. m. Sunday school at II m. a
t usual. Everybody invited.
The Diamond Il concentration i.
running full blast today and work
ing very successfully on the seconc
> class dumps of the Moulton. 1t il
estimated that the concentrator will
, be able proftably to treat ore a
low as 6 ounces.