The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-11

Heart Skeptlcs are convinced in 80
MlnuteS.-Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart
gives relief in 80 minutes in most acute
| cases of Heart Disease. One dose is all that
is needed to convince the most skeptice.
Thousands of lives have been saved through
Its timely use. 1t is one of the wonders of
| modern medical science. Sold by i<ilgore 4
Wilson and A. A. Howes q Co. 7G.
He stared at her. She had a box
ing-glove on her left hand and hammer in
her right. M-my dear" he stammered,
"wh-what are You going to do?" Idiot"
she snapped, TIN going to drive tacks.'
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Accidents will Happen john Brown,
G. Il. veteran, OF 2446 Marshall ST.,
Philadelphia, says: by a mere accident
came across DR.. Agnew 3 Catarrhal Powder.
| was great sufferer from that dread rnaa-
dy-Catarrh. This wonderful remedy ct
1ected d speedy and permanent cure, and
have been so thankful that | am wiling to
spend much time in spreading the good
news" Sold by kilgore q Wilson and A.
A, Howes q Co. II.
"Tan't only English people drops their
aitches," said little boy to the new teacher
Il never heard no American pronounce the
altch in my name" W hat is your name!'
asked the teacher Johnny, said the little
10Y lHarperS BaZar.
Those Worrying PiIes!-One applica-
ton OF DIR. Agnew's Ointment will give you
comfort. Applied every night for three to
SIX nights and cure is effected in the most
unborn cases of Blind, Bleeding, OF Itch
ing Piles. DR.. Agnews Ointment cures &C.
zema and all itching and burning skin dis
seases. Its acts like magic. 35cts. Sold by Kill
gore & Wilson and A. A. Howes u Co. 49,
why have you and Miss Gadthwaite
broken OFT your engagement" Because
she loves me 500 THAT'S queer reason"
Not at all. She believes in tortune-telling
and when she went to have hers revealed,
not long ago, she was informed that she
would be married three times. That settled
my case, for the time being at least. She
SAID she was determined that | should not
encounter the danger of being the first on
the list" Chicago News.
Woman, Why ?-You have sallow skin,
Pimples, Eruptlons, Discolorations. Why
resort to cosmetics and powders to hide the
effects? DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills regulate
the system and restore to the cheek the
healthful rosy bloom and peach blush of
youth. From one to two pills a dose, will
clarity and purify the complexion in short
order. 1Oc. for forty doses Sold by Kilgore
& Wilson and A. A Howes & Co. 70.
xplained-Spinks: What did that 'sto-
Tl6u nIu VI Guo potb Ctubdlu anyhow
Hippup. ''Why, the stuff for an animated
bust of COURSE" Philadelphia North
American.
Better Without Stomach than with
one that's got constant hurt to it-espec-
tally when you have eaten some of the best
things that Providence has provided to
tickle the palate" DR.. Won STAINS Pine
apple Tablets stimulate the digestive Or
gans. Let one enjoy the good things of life
nd 1oou had off, han, xuy;fI
you in your vest pockets in box, 10
cents. Sold by Kilgore & Wilson and A. A.
Howes & Co. 80.
Perils of Commercial Life-"Henry came
home furious last night What was the
matter, daughter! "Why, mamma, I had
put two eggs in his luncheon and forgot to
cook them Detroit Free Press.
The Grippe. This can be avoided by
taking teaspoonful doses of PA1N-KILLER in
hot water sweetened, as we'll as by external
applications, full directions are on each bot.
tie. A bottle of the Pain Killer kept in the
house will prove valuable not only for the
Grippe, but for ordinary coughs and colds.
Avoid substitutes, there is but one Pain
Killer, Perry Davis. Price 25c. and SOC.
Retrospective-"Harry! "What is it,
Dorothy?" odd you give me that parlor
lamp last Christmas. or did give it to you?'
indianapolis journal.
1t has been fully demonstrated that
Ely's Cream Balm is specific for Nasal
Catarrh and cold in the head This distinc-
ton has been achieved only as the result of
continued successful use. A morbid condi-
ton of the membrane in the nasal passages
can be cured by this purifying and healing
treatment. Sold by druggists or it will be
mailed for so cents by Ely Brothers, 56 War
rem Street, New York. 1t spreads over the
mem brane, is absorbed and relief is imme-
diate.
Little Edgar: Spa, what's lineal descen-
dant?" Pa: "He is generally some one who
is trying to get through the world on reputa-
ton somebody made before he was born"
[Chicago Times Herald.
Relief in Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Disease
relieved in six hours by NEW GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is a great
surprise on account of it's exceeding prompt
ness in relieving pain in bladder, kidneys
and back, in male or female. Relieves re-
tention of water almost Immediately. If
you want quick relief and cure this is the
remedy. Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., drug
gists, Belfast, Me. 1y18
Not a Recommendation. The island of
Porto Rico, William, is one vast and fertile
garden" "Well, you can move down there.
here. The weeds in Chicago grow fast
enough to suit me-" [Chicago Record.
Scratch, scratch scratch unable to attend
to business during the day or sleep during
the night. Itching piles-horrible plague.
Doan's Ointment cures. Never fails. At
any drug store, so cents.
Willing to Demonstrate his Capacity. " If
give you quarter" said the old lady
kindly, what assurance have I that you
will not Immediately go off and get intoxi-
cated!" MADAM" replied the polite tramp,
lit would give me the greatest pleasure in
the world to demonstrate to you that it isn't
enough for the purpose. fChicago Evening
Post.
The little folks love Dr. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup. Pleasant to take; perfectly
harmless; positive cure for coug hs,> colds,
bronchitis, asthma.