The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-21
BQdCOejSep ON dbe Street Rail-
gvag and IT'S .NTdern1em.

Dit you efer stop to dink dot st.
Paul might hat ven uf der finest streedt
railway skystems in desc Unided Stades?
Der combany hat some ferry fine cars,
goot roadt bed, heafy ratings, und dey
use der principal streedts uf der city
midout paying for Id. Of course Id ISIS
understooded dot dey hat to pay some
Won for id, bud 1 hat nod notice dot der
city gets very much uf der coin, excep-
ton leedle amoundt for taxes, vich is
not more as half enough vot dey shouldt
pay dit certain Vons in high blaces didid
their duty nit der city. Der streedt
railway geds efery dings dey want mid
oudt struggle. Ven dey want to puild
new line dey yust tear ub der streedt
und dependence on their nerve und a
few aldermens to helb dem oudt ven id
comes to der finish, aindt i'd? Dey ged
all dot dey asket for und take vot dey
want midoudt asking und vot do dey gif
der boobies uf der city uf St Paul in
return for id? Two words will expression
Id, Rotten Service Id ISIS SURPRISING
to say der leasdt dot der presidenter
uf der streedt railway skystem, und who
1ss also der presidenter uf goot rail-
roadt would keeb a lod uf men intrusted
init der manachemend ut his streedt
railway who either haf no itea in re-
kardt to getting der best serflce oudt
uf id to der benefit uf der peoples, or
else ID ISIS der determine tioning uf der
entire push yust to see how much der
public will slant, und by der grace uf
q few aldermens i'd ISIS bekinning to
loog l1ge We are ub against Soneding
hard. Dere is a nicker in der fence pile
some we're und he ISIS liability now to
got schmoked oudt most any time. Dere
ISIS und can be no arkumendt about der
,rfNfT an to- i'd
peoples Vot pay ali dose leedle niggles
efery tay comes pretty near being next
to der skituation Ach. Louie, it ISIS a
frightfulness TO see vot a "botcherei''
dey mage uf der whole dings, der way
dey mage der time cards, handle der men,
und dings like dot ven dey hat der ma
terial, equipment and opportunities to
diddid id so much better as vot We are
hating handel ub to us efery tay
Ride here l will demonstration a leedle
SAMPLE uf vot us Vest Siders are ub
against. A punches uf working girls und
mems ged on der car on der Vest Site
aboudt $3.50 q. m. yuSt here pefore go
any further, during dis fine weather dey
runs lod uf trailers yust so soon as id
gets cold und disagreeableness und efery-
pCdy wants to ride den dey take off der
trailer. Is it LOGGING lige a bad raining
storm or do We hat q snow storm ad
like dot und provite extra cars to accom-
mediation der people. Uf dere ISIS any
Won gonnectioned nit der manachment
long headed enough to see dot, he ISIS
evidently in a trance, for he don't come
to until afder id ISIS all ofer We hat
all heardt vat Commodore Vanderbilt set
aboudt der public. Nit der street railway
i'd ISIS der same itea yust differently ex-
pressioned. You can fix id to suit your
selluf
Bud as [ Vos saying aboudt dot 6:35
a. m. car, Ven der car geds to Robert
streedt, Wy der Selpy afenue car has .-ust
vented across akeadt uf i'd und by der
time dot der car drifer geds dose dunder
vetter gates oben und der vorkingman
geds off und galops ofer on der onder
site, der Selpy afenue car ISIS aboudt two
blocks ub der streedt. Very few uf der
conductors efer loog aroundt to seen uf
any Won ISIS Gaming Ven dey cross ofer nit
streedt. Nein, Louie only vonce In a
vile ven delekation waits on der Suber-
1ntender nit boiler, he calls in der con-
ductor und says to him Better as YOU
Nos a leedle carefulneSs'' der nexdt tav
or two, some IF dose Vest Siters are
maging some kickings Wy id ISIS you do
nod Wait for dem. Id shouldt nod hab-
ben AIKEN today or tomorrow
Der Vest Side car proceeds to FIT
streedt und a lod uf working girls who
are anxiety to ketchet Rondo car hat
der pleasure to seen id disappearance
vile dey slant on der car waiting for der
drifer to oben dose tam gets, und vich
he ISIS Waiting to did until he pulls agross
der streedt und runs down to der rnittle
uf der block before he forgets himself
und obens dem. Dem der poor girls can
chump oudt und walk a block ouldt uf
their way to ged pack aiken on FIT
Ftreedt und walk down to der shob OF
Wait nit der next car, thanks to der in
efficient manachmend uf der idiots yot
fickure oudt der running card Der car
proceeds to SiXt streedt to der O'Prien
Hotel we're We are subbositioned to drans-
fer to der Interurpan line. Yust as der
car stobs der Interurpan car mates oudt
und dot car driver waits nit dose = gates
AIKEN until der Interurpan ISIS at Seventh
streedt. Der gades shlowly oben ind
den uf you are goot sprinter und can
do id in ten seckonds you might ketchet
i'd Now uf der Vest Site car would bean
Won or two minutes earlier day would
connection all aroundt bud nein Ionic
i'd vos nod to be. Uf course dere are on
der cars Gaming vich US suggers can vai+
for; i'd IMAGES no difference to der Streed+
Railway. Dis ISIS yust Won SAMPLE uf der
game vich US Vest Siters are Obliged to go
ub against. Dere are many onder on
Objectionable features vich could been i'm
proved if der Company vos so incIina-
toned or knew enough aboudt i'd.
Bud vod iss der use maging sugchest-
nuts to lod uf crafters who are oudt
alder der coin, iss i'd Der supchekt ISIS
TOO long Won und Id will tage seferal
more communications to expatiation on
ad NIT Ids entirety. Did you notice der
1nkftuentialness nit vich hendle Inc dose
larche words. aindt i'd
In connection nit der streedt railway, /