New-York tribune., 1900-12-05
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

November IL. young American says:
1T notice Mckinley has been reelected
with still larger majority than In 1885 The Ger
mans do not think much about IT. Most OF the Ger
man pa pers admit that II Is perhaps for the best IN
terest OF both countries. In regard 70 the people
generally, they apt 20 talk exceedingly against
Mckinley. Had Bryan been elected. on the other
hand they would have been against him just as well
do not doubt at all that great excitement prevailed
during election in the United States. but such
stories circulated here are really ridiculous
For instance, IL is said that IN New-York City
alone over six thousand people were killed or
wounded and In Kentucky six hundred were
shot at one place; that Mckinley had been elected
as chairman Of the Street Cleaners Union. and
that one member knocked his 'stovepipe' over his
eyes because he not present at the right time.
and more Of this sort OF stuff Why such things
are invented nobody knows"
A gay party out on a yacht
BY a sudden windstorm was 'up-sacht';
In those waters found
-CPhiladelphia Press.
..Any infraction of the rules at Girard College,"
says THE Philadelphia Record, els punished with
twenty minutes stool OF repentance. When
the institution hrst adopted this scheme OF punish
ment one stool was enough. AS the college
panded the stools multiplied. and to-day less
than sixty four-legged, painless instruments Of
discipline in less constant IN a
room devoted exclusively to the punishment OF
absolutely nothing to the disciplining except the
order to sit on a comfortable stool for twenty
minutes and think it over Any OF the lads would
sooner take a sound thrashIng and have done with
It, but the stool OF repentance has proved itself an
ideal punishment and it has come to stay at
Grard College"
1t seems the Sultan was so pleased with the ap-
pearance OF the Kentucky that he decided to order
estHes1E & tTGml t ms SoGn9ry rignt away and pay
A of IT,,
suit for 5000 damages against the publishers of
city directory for having described him as eolored
A Philadelphia elubman who enjoys the reputa
| tion OF being an epicure and a famous amateur
are loud in singing it's praise The wonder @ Is sbeS
say that no one has thought OF 1t before. Il con-
| French dressing. and was introduced about two
country place Those who were present vent t. nIS mo
rapures over it. and since then the despised radish
fashionable cafes The salad is said somewhat to
IN 'ne escToe Variety although rather
thing that burns. the radish salad appeals with
Effect and takes on what might be termed ihth ths
| rough edges.-(Philadephia Record.
! Six Indians OF the Ponea tribe. from Oklahoma
went to Wichita. Kan. to attend the State conven-
tion OF the Young Mems Christian Association
They only spectators until solicited by the
secretary join. when all six of them signed their
names to the pledge and put on white ribbons
They all young fulbloods with long names
Indian School, but since leaving that institution
have been wild reservation redskins
Great Scottr' he exclaimed, when he saw the
/ bill: why this Is outrageous
"Oh. no. dear. it is very reasonable" she re-
| turned.
| 'But you told me-" he said. that you would be
| content with madeover gown"
/ We'll" she answered. you said you made over
/ 1O0O IN your last wheat deal. and I bought the
/ gown on that made over basis"
/ And what could the poor man do?-(Chieago Post
| For time the Sunday school teachers OF the
Arlington Street Church. OF Boston have been paid
and the plan Is said 10 work wen- The pastor
| the Rev. Paul Revere rockingham, says: sun
/ day school teachers very much better than
/ they used TO be. Teachers to-day have to have
some fitness for the work. The time Is coming
/ when IL will be considered distinction TO be al
/ owed to teach A Sunday school teacher should be
able TO tell plenty OF stories. Children remember
! stories. and so remember what the story teaches
Stories should be picturesque and should appeal TO
the fancy. Jesus himself an incessant story
/ teller"
/ since the election"
| Yes said Farmer Corntossel discoHteHtedly
1T tes' goes 10 show how all the luxures Is con-
nned 10 the rich This thing OF maxim folks
travel all the 10 Europe N they want TO cit a
/ look at king emperor Is a downright out
! rase."-(Washlngton Star.