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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24
WANTED.

STENOGRAPHER AND TYPE
writer would like position; best refer
ences. Address M. B., Bee office.
WANTED = MEN AT BUSH 4
Frost's real estate and employment
office. The only place in town where
reliable help can be obtained
WANTED - BIDS ON POLES.
bids will be received on 5'1 taln;.-
rack or fir poles, we'll peele, 35 feet
long, not less than s inches in dia-
meter at small end, both ends sawed
off square, delivered on the street in
kalispell, Big Fork Electric Power
and Light Company.
THE MATTICE BROTHER, HAVE
opened a photograph tent in Colum-
bia Falls, where they are prcpared to
do cabinet work, develop Kodak views
and do other branches of the photo
graph art. They will keep constant
~ on hand a collection OF scenic
views of Montana taken Ey them
selves, which they will dispose of at
reasonable prices. Firstclass work
guaranteed. Scenic views a spe:i
atty.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24
Q|F[,

CHRISTmS IS COMING,
and we have a
suggestion to Of
fer. The prerni-
urn book, "Scenic
America, makes
as handsome and
as dainty a pres
ent as any book
you could select.
Any Of your
correspondents or
relatives would be
glad to receive a
volume like this
as a Christmas
offering. Call att
our office and see
if you don't think
this is SO. Them
the year 1901
promises to be al
busy one for Kali
ispe1l and youm ay|
want some friend
to watch the town.
grow. They cam
watch it best
through the coll
urnns Of the Kali
ispell Bee which,
on your order,
will visit your
friends three times
each week with
the news in detail.
Our proposal
is to send the
paper up to June
1st, 1901, to any|
address in the
United States or
Canada for One
Dollar and Fifty
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24
MISCELLANEOUS.

READ KARCHER & SMITHER'S
lad" on shoes.
WILL DO PLAIN SEWING, REA-
sonable at 81 Fourth avenue east.
SEE THE KALISPELL STEAM
Laundry for rates on family laundry
TICKLE YOUR PALATE AND
tone your stomach with Celery Gin.
Tonic.
EAT WITH "CHARLIE" tEST
chop house in town. Bickforl's
Theater.
PIANO LESSONS AT THE
Pansy Studio 35 cents. Mrs. Ribe-
lin, teacher.
YORK STATE APPLE CIDER SO
cents per gallon. Kalispe'l Liquor Il
Tobacco Co.
MRS. WIN. VANDERVEER is
agent for the American Steam Laun-
dry in Columbia Falls.
NOTICE THE WORK DONE ON
collars and cuffs by Our New Shar-
er" at the Kalispell Steam Laundry.
THE KALISPELL HOSPITAL 49,
sues annual tickets which grant all
privileges and medical attention dur
ing sickness or accident.
HEADQUARTERS FOR RAIL-
road work Great Northern Employ
ment Office. Kalispell Hotel block,
No. 20 Main street. J. Benhail,
proprietor.
DO NOT FAIL TO CALL ON
Iona, Palmist. Will be hsr. for five
days only. Readings s1.00. The signs
in the palm are absolutely trustworthy
and infallible.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE
to find me. go the the Kalis.ell hotel,
No. 20 Main street. Leave your order
and l will do the rest. Great North
ern employment Office. J. Benham,
proprietor.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24
Senator-elect Kennedy In Town

Senator-elect Kennedy In Town.
J. M. Kennedy, senator-elect for
Deer Lodge county, was in Kalispell
yesterday. Mr.. Kennedy is not I'M
familiar with legislature life having
been speaker of the house of repre-
sentatives four years ago when he
earned reputation as an able and
impartial presiding officer. Mr.. Ken
nedy was in the Philippines with the
First Montana regiment and is we'll
acquainted with many of the mem.
bers of Company H. His visit here
is in the nature of vacation after
the arduous work of the campaign,
in which he was one OF the most
conspicuous figures. His victory in
Deer Lodge county was something of
a surprise. He had about the hard
est fight of anybody and his victory
is a tribute to his personal qualities
as we'll as to his capacity as a po1iti-
cal manager.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE - FOLDING BED:
firstclass condition. Address NJ. 5.
L., Bee office.
FOR SALE-ONE YOUNG HEAVY
work horse and three sets of harness.
E. A. Walker, Sinclair's stable.
FOR SALE THREE TEAMS,
of heavy horses, and four sets of har-
ness. E. A. Walker, Sipclair's
stable.
FOR SALE - 40 ACRES PARTLY
improved land; good two-room house.
well, barn, large chicken house, 10
acres plowed; good irrigating ditch.
Situated six miles from Kalispell.
Cheap for cash or part down. Apply
81 9TH avenue west.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24
cUNTERFElTER BOUND OVER.
Spokane "Queer" Shower Is In the
Tolls.

Spokane "Queer" Shower Is In the
Tolls.
M. J. Williams, alleged counter
feiter. was yesterday bound over for
trial in the United States court under
$4,000 bonds. His a;ieged partner
in crime, Joseph Harrison, will be fur
Their examined Saturday, with a good
chance of clearing himself of the
charge. He says he was only cas-
ual acquaintance of Williams, and
that being found in his company is
his sole offense, says the Spokesman
Review.
The examination yesterday was
held before Commissioner Marshall,
United States Attorney Wilson r.
Gay and Captain J. w. Lawrence,
secret service agent, being present.
Detective Caffrey of the local police
force told Of arresting the man, and
Patrolman Shannon added his testi-
mony concerning the search of the
rooms of Williams and Harrison in
Front avenue lodging house. Both
told of finding tools believed to be
used in counterfeiting.
The evidence of the officials was
backed by both A. j. Anderson and
James Bergman, both of whom claim
to have been victimized by Williams
Captain Lawrence is a gray-haired
man OF perhaps 60 years of age. He
considered as good an expert on
coins as there is in the service of the
government. Mr.. Lawrence reach
ed Spokane yesterday noon and went
at once to the Auditorium to see about
the case he had in hand. United
States Marshal Ide produced the bad
money, which is an excellent imita-
ton of the genuine.
Pushing few samples of the bogus
dollars toward the captain, Mr.. Ide
asked him to examine them. The
marshal had concealed in the pile a
good coin, doing so to test Mr. Law
rence's ability in the detection of
queer The expert ran his hand
through the pile. His fingers came
in contact with the good piece among
the others and smiled THAT is too
old a game" was all he said as he
tossed it toward the marshal.
Morgan Strong was present at the
examination as attorney for Williams
and Harrison. At the close of the
day he insisted on the release Of
Harrison. You have produced no
testimony against him." he said. I'VE
have scores of men in the penitentiary
on no better testimony than we have
against Harrison" was the retort Of
Attorney Gay.
Williams is believed by the police
to De from Chicago. Harrison says
he is from New York, and insists that
he and Williams are not travelling to-
gether.
Captain Lawrence refused to be in
terviewed on the case 81 have not
been here long enough to become ac-
quainted with it yet. have no the
ory, and can not say that l have ever
met with counterfeit money like this
before. I am practically certain
there has some of it been passed
here"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24
FOR RENT.

FARMS FOR RENT, SALE OR
exchange for city property at Bush
& Frost's.
ROOMS TO GENTLEMEN-FUR
ace heat, bath, electric light. 344
Second ave-, east.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24

For strictly up to date house, sign
and carriage painting, paperhanging,
interior decorating, go to the new
firm, Daily & Wynactt, 223 LIST street
east, opposite M. NJ. Co.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24
LOST.

LOST = RED COW, BRANDED
0. F. on left side. Liberal rewarr, for
information leading to recovery, at
Montana Market, Kalispell
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24

A specially made of the finest
domestic and imported WHISTLES and
brandies for family and medical use.
Everything exactly as rep 'esentcl
Kalispell Liquor & Tobacco Co.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24
Dill WANT ADS,

Advertisements under this head,
Wanted" "For Rent" "For Sale" and
miscellaneous" to occupy three lines
or less will be inserted in this Il.
umn two times for IS cents. No
ad. taken for less than rs cents. Spec
ial rates for classified ads % run
month.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24

Gentle and safe family driving
horses, good turn-outs and saddle
horses at Gravelle's stable. 3O2 Thi.d
street and Second avenue, west.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24

amusements, or local events which do not vic.
late a confidence will be gladly received and
SPACE when Such
addressed to the Editorial Department of The
Bee.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1900-11-24
COUNTY ASSESSORS REPORTS.

Turned Into the County Treasury
County Assessor Andrew Dunsire
has made his report to the county
treasurer, and now holds his receipt
for $3,785.15, which represents the
collections of the assessors office
during the fiscal year from road,
poll and personal taxes. This is per-
haps the largest sum collected and
turned over to the county treasurer
by any assessor for this county in
one year, and was divided under the
fO110win0 heads.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-06-08
Press.

In the very rarefed atmosphere OF
Brook Farm doubtless no one could
have been more welcome than froiic-
some girl OF sixteen. Such was Ora
Gannett Sedgwick, who gives, in the
Atlantic. he- "reminiscences OF some
happy days spent there in memorable
company. Shy and serious men are
not usually so by preference, and one
can imagine how a girls witchery
would have been appreciated by the
recluse whom 1t was intended to tease.
She saws: Il do not recollect Haw-
thorne's talking much at the table.
One day, tired of seeing him sit i'm
movable on the sofa in the hall. as
was learning some verses to recite, l
daringly took my book, pushed 1t into
his hands and said Will you hear
my poetry, Mr.. Hawthorne? He gave
me a sidelong glance from his very
shy eyes, took the book. and most
kindly heard me. One evening he was
alone in the hall. sitting on a chair
at the farthest end. when my room
mate, Ellen Slade, and myself were
going upstairs. She whispered to me:
Let's throw the sofa pillows at Mr.
nawthorne.' Reaching over the BAN
listers, we each took cushion, and
threw it. Quick as a fash. he put out
his hand, seized a broom that was
hanging near him. warded off our
cushions, and threw them back with
sure atm. AS fast as we could throw
them at him. he returned them with
effect, hitting us every time, while we
could only hit the broom. Through II
all not word was spoken. we
laughed and laughed, and his eyes
shone and twinkled like stars.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-06-08
COST OF IMPERIALISM.

The Mckinley administration-fo
the last fiscal year and for the fiscal
year ending June 30, 1901-on the esti-
mates already made. and appropria-
lions now pending, will cost in round
figures $200. 100000 year more than
the administration Of the three fiscal
years preceding these mentioned.
That's the money difference between
tho empire and the republic. Three
hundred millions of dollars q year in
taxes, added by the Mckinley admin
istration as the price Of Imperialism!
ment, plus the cost of pensions, will be
$4.16 for each man, woman and child
In the United States. And yet the
President. the Secretary Of War, the
Secretary Of the Navy-all the officers
Of the cabinet, in fact-insist that the
instruction in the Philippines Is over.
Not including the pension cost In the
estimate, the maintenance per man OF
the American army will cost the coun-
try this year $1.5o3. Including the
pcuoioA dpPioPi ialAOhS AASA 40 eAe
basis used by all European countries In
estimating the cost Of the military es-
tablishment-the United States will
this year pay out in cash for each SOL
der carried on the payrolls just $3,-
240! And as there are now 10000 en-
listed soldiers 1t follows that the army
payrolls will cost this fiscal year, $751;
100000. Add to this nearly 100000
900 for executive administration expen-
ses and the result Is approximately
what the empire costs over the repub-
lie in the military branch. For many
years before Mckinley was elected the
annual cost of the military branch was
below $4,000, 000.-Jerry Simpsons
Bayonet.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-06-08
JERRY SIMPSONS cATECHISM

Who was the author Of the DECLARE
ton Of Independence?
Answer-Thomas Jefferson.
Who destroyed that declaration?
William Mckinley.
Who overcame the money power and
destroyed the United States bank?
Andrew jackson.
Who turned the United States Treas
ury over to the national banks and
gave one Of them the use Of $4,000. 900
without interest?
william Mckinley.
Who destroyed slavery in the United
States?
Abraham Lincoln.
Who re-established It by protecting
Il in our island domain?
William Mckinley.
Who promulgated the Monroe doc
trine?
James Monroe.
Who destroyed the Monroe doctrine?
William Mckinley.
Who declared that the United States
should have no entangling foreign al
liances?
George Washington.
Who is trying to mix up the politics
Of the old world by war for greed,
gold and glory?
William Mckinley. a
Who discovered the Philippine Is
lands?
jeremiah Beveridge.
Who discovered Aguinaldo!
Admiral Dewey.
Who discovered the Sultan OF Sulu?
William Mckinley.
Who discovered Mckinley
Mark Hanna.
Who discovered Mark Hanna?
The devil.
What rs the difference between King
Georges war against the American
colonies and Queen Victoria's war
against the Dutch in South Africa?
There isn't any.
What is the difference between
Queen Victorias war h Gauth Africa
and McKinley's war II To- Philip
pines?
No difference.-Jerry Simpsons Bag
Onet
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-06-08
THE KING IN STATE.

city. But they will allow no other
country to interfere with their AFFAIRS
il they can help 1t. The fact that the
country of Ashantee Is exceedingly
rich in gold and that France controls
the neighboring country of Dahomey,
may have something to do with Eng
lands solicitude for the people Of
Ashantee and their comic opera king.
There is probably no other savage
race who are capable Of putting up
such stiff fight as the people of Ash
antee, for they are born warriors and
love their country with savage kind
of patriotism. Besides, they would rot
dare refuse to fight. Refusal would
mean not only disgrace, but instant
death. The power Of this picturesque
monarch is unquestioned.
Whenever king of Ashantee dies
a guard of 1000 Of his subjects are
slaughtered to conduct him to the
other world. 1t is said that as many
as 10000 people have been slain on
such occasions. Every time there is a
national festival there are human sac
rifices. In fact, blood-retting seems to
be one OF the principal occupations of
royalty in Ashantee. Back Of the town
Of Comasie there ia place called by
travellers the Grove of Skulls, where
the bones of victims are thrown. Here
/. what Henry Stanley said of 1t when,
in 1874, as war correspondent, he
accompanied the expedition Of Sir Gar
net Wolseley: "As we drew near the
foul smells became suffocatms. II was
almost impossible to stop longer than
to take a general view Of this great
GoIgotha. We saw thirty or forty de-
capitated bodies and countless skulls,
which lay piled in heaps and scattered
over a wide extent. The stoutest heart
and most stoical mind might have
been appalled," Several officers of the
expedition, although 1t remained In
Coomasie only two days, visited this
Grove of Skulls, and subsequently des-
cribed it as surprising in horror any
thing to be seen in the world. There
are two periods, called The Great
Adai" and THE Little Adai," succeed
ing each other at intervals Of eighteen
and twenty-four days after the death
of some member OF the royal house, at
which human victims are inundated
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-06-08
THE FATE OF TRUSTS.

The National Wall Paper company Ia
often cited rs an example Of a gigan-
tic trust that four!shes without any
legalized special privilege. Its control
of full lines of patterns is referred to
"a the source Of its strength as trust
The probability is that the wall paper
trust Is not without legalized privi-
leges in the way Of patents, secret
transportation contracts. tariff inter-
ferences with competition. and so on.
Nevertheless. this trust Is not unlikely
a type of the trusts. so-called. that
have little support from legalized priv
ileges, comparatively. And 1t - be-
ginning to go the way Of all such
trusts. 1t now transpires that this
wall paper trust has been able to con-
troll only small percentage Of the wall
paper output. BY raising prices 1t SO
stimulated competition that more than
eighty antitrust factories sprang up
in the United States, and diverted tho
profits of the trust. This Is another
exemplification of the truth that .
trust which does not rest upon legal
lied privileges must either give the
public the benefit Of reduced prices or
20 to the wall. II 1t raises prices. It in
vites its own destruction by starting
up competition. In no other way can
competition be prevented from pulling
down a trust than by investing tho
trust with legal privileges.-The Pub
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-06-08
NECESSITIES VS.. LUxURIES

Mr.. George Morley. Of Chicago. u
prominent manufacturer. a million
aire, a ohurchman, an exemplary
father. good citizen.
So we are told by the Associated
Press, which also tells us that a labor
delegation waited upon Mr.. Morley
for certain concessions" and after
hearing their case and cause, he frank
ly told them that many men Of wealth
land distinction because thereby
were being ruined by the exactions
and rapacity OF labor and labor unions,
which caused many refined and cul-
tured ladies, and children, to suffer
for the want Of luxuries to which their
position" entitled them.
Then one of the delegates had the
temerity to tell Mr.. Morley that he
knew of workingmen whose families
were suffering for the bare necessaries
of life; that they did not crave for
Injuries, Of which they knew nothing.
but for bread to appease their hun
ser and for clothing to keep them
warm.
This did not phase the well-fed.
well-clad, Christian" Mr.. Morley bit.
He simply replied: "Oh. workingmen
be id! They have no right to marry.
raise children, or aspire to be the
heads Of families, who must be raised
and cared for at our expense"
Mr.. Morley had the courage to say
only what thousands Of the privileged
class think He may wax fat upon the
marrow of poor mems bones. but lie
hat.s and despises them.
When Mr.. Morley's remarks were
reported to the local Federation Of
Labor In Chicago, the assemblsEe was
aroused to high pitch OK indisna-
ton" We fail to see why. He was
simply repeating what that other
great philosopher, Nautilus. taught:
and, under present industrial condi-
lions, he is right-there 10 not room
enough for all. except all Of his
kind"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-06-08

An ingenicu method has been sus-
gested by the German geologist. He'll
rich Schmidt of Jena, for making
it easier for the ordinary mind' TO
grasp the comparative times OF geoio-
gic periods. He has figured out the va
rious periods of millions OF years,
which convey no meaning to most
minds, in parts corresponding to parts
of a day. This gives him these re-
suits. The first age Of the world the
archaic or eosoic, occupied the same
period toward the whole age OF the
world as do IL hours 2S minutes ana
AZ seconds toward day. Tho palae-
ozoic age was the equivalent OF hours
9 minutes and 80 seconds. The me
sozoic age equaled hours SS minutes
and SO seconds. The Quaternary
eoualed 2 to minutes. and many
what we are accustomed to call the
history of the world (the history OF
the last 5000 years) amounts ID only
! seconds.-New York Press.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-06-08
KING OF ASHANTEE
HAS PLUG HAT AND A SKULL
TIPPED UMBRELLA.
Wears Girdle of Dried Grass and
whenever Any of His Subjects Dis
please Him lie Orders Their Heads
Chopped ON.
Especial letter.

The King OF Ashantee, Great Brit
ordinary monarch in the world. He is
picturesque, powerful and a merciless
despot. Twenty-six years ago England
sent out an expedition at cost of
100000 to bring the King Of Asian
tee to terms, and before the expedition
returned it had cost s4,OO0,OOO more.
This king lives in the interior of
Africa, several hundred miles from the
gold coast, on the western shore. He
wears girdle OF dried grass around
his loins, and plug" hat. Where he
got this hat nobody knows, but it Is
his only crown. He has no throne, but
instead he has stool of solid gold
which four slaves carry around for
him wherever he goes. Upon this lie
sits and gives his orders. They are all
verbal, but often they mean either life
or death. The kings name is Prem
peh, and he is the absolute monarch
of more than 100000 savages. His
emblem Of authority is a giant UNI
brella. The spokes are Of embossed
gold, and on the end of each spoke is
a human skull. This emblem has des-
cended to him through long line of
ancestry.
King Prempeh has exactly 1888
wives. Why this number should have
been decided upon he does not know.
Like several other things. they came to
him by inheritance. He takes them
for granted. The kingdom of Asian
tee is rich in gold and Prempeh is
many times a millionaire. He wears
earrings of solid gold. All OF his per-
sonal adornments are OF gold He owns
the only house in his kingdom. 1t is
a rude structure of stone. His royal
highness sleeps on the floor. King
Prempeh is a bloodthirsty ruler and
is in the habit of making human sac
rifices. This is one Of the practices
which England desires him to stop
for whenever his gods are displeased
he seeks to propitiate them by having
q few hundred or his SUBJECTS Deneau-
ed 1t was to put stop to this that
England made war on the King OF
Ashantee in the 70s. There was fight
ing again in 1895 and again in 1896.
Now there are indications OF more
trouble. Still the King of Ashantea
goes on with his barbarous practices
killing whenever he pleases, and rul-
ing with absolute power. His subjects
love him because he is of their royal
blood, and fear him because Of his cru
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-06-08
OUR BUDGET OF FUN
SOME GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.
Tie Was Pusher and Thought lie Knew
How to Have His Salary Raised
Serious Possibility.-A Woeful Day Of
Mourning In Wormviils.
lie Was q Puslicr.

A physiognomist would have said.
after a glance at the young man with
the pink eyebrows, that he was one
to push himself forward at every OPP
portunity, and proof would have been
at hand to corroborate the diagnosis
A lady who boarded the Metropolitan
car found every seat taken, and ths
young man was the first to offer her
his. AS she bowed her acknowledge
ments he looked more closely at her
and queried:
Aren't you Mrs. Bluefelds?"
Eyes, SIR" was the reply.
Husband has an Office on f street,"
Eyes"
II thought so. am one of the cler-
ical force in his office, you know"
"Well?"
ooh. that's about all. One of the
clerical force, you know, and II 1t
comes handy you might tell your hus-
band that l gave up my seat to you.
Everything goes when a fellow is look
Ing for step up and raise Of salary"
Washington Post.