The daily sentinel., 1900-11-24
Se7ti3el SborteakQs.

AND ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH?
When my wife is full of gossip from
every part of town.
know she's had a visit from a certain
Mrs. Brown.
And when she talks of fashions-hat or
mantle, frock or shoe
Pm sure that Mrs. Smith was there and
told her all she knew.
There is not much danger OF the salt
trust getting too fresh.
A recent report states that Aguinaldo
has at last been located, but fails to name
the exact spot of his whereabouts. May
be he is in-Cog.
The battleship Kentucky has been Or
dered to touch Turkish waters, but 30
far nothing has been said about her
touching" the Sick Man.
The Minneapolis astronomer who sue
cessfully photographed an asteroid 34,-
100000 miles away should come here and
take picture Of that hotel and smelter.
People still exist who insist that there
is distinction between rabbit and a
hare The editor Of the "Gazoot" drifts
into poetry to show there is no difference:
"If you are thinking OF change Of
residence, you had better see what Colo
RADIO Springs has to offer. Colorado
Springs Gazette. No, thanks-we have
read about it.
Within the past 95 years the popula-
ton of Belgium has doubled itself, rising
from three to six million. Grand juno
tion has more than done that and in less
than half the time.
The empire Of Morocco is the most
important state that is absolutely with
out newspaper, and yet it is doubtful
il the inhabitants fully realize what they
have to be thankful for.
The city marshal should be instructed
to arrest etray cows that are in the habit
of pssturing in other peoples yards, and
certain ladies who persist in making
"formal calls" just at meal times.
Some skoozle- headed dsentimentalist has
said that "your neighbor is anyone for
whom you can do a good turn" but the
real neighbor is he whom you can run in
upon cheerfully and borruw "just little
butter, ETC."
That Glenwood Springs man who ad-
vertises baths reduced to 10 for 81, dur
ing winter time, should be placed in the
cooler with the ice-man, who reduced
the price of his goods in order to stimu-
late his Christmas trade.
The rabbit met the Belgian hare
And said with grand and lordly air:
when pledge of good luck man secures,
My left hind logs as good as yours"
An Ohio man recently died Of "exces
sive exercise" ard DOW Denver produces
the remains OF another who "worksd him
self to death. Here is golden oppor-
tunity for some enterprising bugologist
to discover a new microbe.
An eastern paper places the 1900 crop
OF Yankee eggs at 13,OOO,OOO,OOO. Stand
ing them end to end, these would reach
from the earth to the moon and back
again, with probably enough left over for
a good sized regulation family scramble.
The hour Of dawn is the only one in
the day which finds humanity fresh, and
80 in the east it is now quite THE thing
for hostesses to give dawn parties"
Ordinarily there is enough fresh human
ity around to give a successful party
without getting up at unreasonable
hours.
A scientist says that sound passes
through air at velocity Of ll42 feet per
second, through water at 1900 feet and
through iron at 1880 feet per second.
When a fellows wife nabs him in the
ribs at $50 a. m. and instructs him to
got up and milk the COW, it sounds like
she was talking through iron.
Aho,t tbo Qaofhor