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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
"a, Though. weu,a Never BE Wei, As.In...

good. ! had be-
come very despond-
ent and thought l
would never be well
again.
But with a faint
heart | wrote to
DR.. K. V. Pierce, of
Buffalo, n. V, and
described my symp-
toms as best | could.
He promptly an
swered by lette',
and sent me a treat-
Use Oh Woman and
Her Diseases he
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

IT have used Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and find
1t to be a great medicine" says Mr.. e.
S. Phipps, Of Poteau, Ark. 1T cured
me of bloody fiux. I cannot speak too
highly of It," This remedy always wins
the good opinion, II not praise, Of those
who use 1t. The quick cures which 1t.
effects even In the most severe cases
make It a favorite everywhere. For sale
by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

society to Kansas soldiers in the Phil
ippines contained among the necessities
q box of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve,
the well known cure for piles, injuries
and skin diseases. The ladies took care
to obtain the original DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, knowing that all the coun-
terfeits are worthless. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Song Not from the Heart.

Miss Gushy-Ah, professor, it was
easy to see that your singing was
from the heart.
Prof. Won Growle-No, madam, id ISIS
vrom der diaphragm. Der tones ISIS
nod goot ven dey vrom der heart ISIS,
Baltimore American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

Mrs. Winks- Why do you hate Dea-
con De Goode SOP
Mrs. Minks-He lost patience with a
crying baby in a railroad train.
Most any nan will do that"
"Yes. but it was my baby."-N. Y.
Weekly,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Truthful,

Old Lady-And how did you come to
join the Salvation Army, my good
young man?
S. A. Recruit (frankly)-It was the
only way | could get the public to
stand my cornet playing, ma'am!--
Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

When you feel that life Is hardly
worth the candle take a dose of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
They will cleanse your stomach, tone up
your liver and regulate your bowels,
making you feel like a new man. For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Suits IIer Just a. Well,

''Don't you think a mana real man
ought to acknowledge when he is in the
wrong In an argument with his wife?"
s'Oh, I don't know. George never
owns up, but he always goes and buys
me something real nice and expensive"
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

King Old Man---Why are you crying,
little boy?
Little THEODORE only went to
wish my sister many happy returns
on her thirtieth birthday. and the
mean old thing boxed my ears!-N. Y.
World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
The Subject Aroused Her.

Up to Jim Blodgett's, eh? They say
Jim's wife isn't much of a taIker.
She isn't? She kept me up until
after II o'clock and never gave me a
chance to get in a word edgeways.
What was she talking about?
About the chances she had to get
married before she met Jim.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Notice for Publication.

Homestead Entry No. lNS.l
Land Office at Santa Fe, N. NJ, Oct 30, 1900
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his cl i'm,
register or receiver at Santa Fe on December
(. 1909, viz: Marcos Ribera, for the swA swA,
section 8, sea sell, section s, neA nel4. section
II. nwl4 nw4, section IS. township Is north,
range 10 east. He names the following wit
nesses to prove his continuous residence up
on and cultivation of said land, viz-Alejan-
dro Abeyta, Jose Maria SonIoza, Tomas
Abeytn, Casimiro Ribera. all of Santa Fe,
N NJ. Manuel r. Otero, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Personally Interested.

"How do you feel on the subject of
imperialism?
II don't think women ought to be al
lowed to boss us men around the way
they do."--Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

relish your food and feel dull after eat
ing, you may know that you need a dose
Of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. 1'rice, rs cents. Samples free
at A. C. IT, lands drug stNre.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Merely an Amateur.

Heiress-But you see, you paint pic
lures to sell. 1t would never do for
me to marry a man who works for
his living.
Artist--Darling, no one could ac-
cuse me of working for a living. I've
never sold a picture in my life.-N. Y.
World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

Poisonous toadstools resembling
have caused frequent
deaths this year.. Be sure to use only
the genuine. Observe the same care
you ask for DeWitt's Witch Ha-
eel Salve. There are poisonous coun-
terfeits. DeWitt's is the only original
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is a safe and
certain cure for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Il Puzzled Him.

These antediluvian puzzles are some
times very exasperating.
To what do.you particularly refer?
was just wondering who Adam
tipped when he left Paradise with his
family and his NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Something He Could Recommend.

E" ~ wish,' said the housewife who
had grudgingly given him a plate of
cold victuals, 'instead of thanking me
you could tell me of something that
will drive away cockroaches."
Ever try this pie on 'em, ma'am?'
lugubriously inquired Tutfold Knutt,
Chicago TrlDune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Postponed.

Mrs. Won Blumer-When can I go to
the theater?
Won Blumer-Any time you say.
Mrs. Won Blumer-Then, tonight.
Won Blnmer-No. dear: not tonight.
| an going myself tonight.-Harper's
Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Injured to Disorder.

Jack, You ought to straighten up your
writing table.
Lemme alone, Julia; ii | were to
straighten up this table | couldn't find a
thing on it until it got all mussed up
acknowledgements journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
The Mermatds. Favorite.

She-The rarest fish, | believe. is the
ribbon fish. 1T is an i%nhabitant Of the
great depths of the ocean.
He suppose the mermaids are very
partial to this specimen.-Yonkers
Statesman,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Announcement.

To accommodate those who are partial
TO the use Of atomizers i'll applying liquids
INTO the nasal.passages for catarrhal aou-
lies, the proprietors prepare Cream Balm in
liquid form, which will be known as Ely's
Liquid Cream Balm. Price including the
spraying tube is rs cents. Druggists or by
mail. The liquid form cmbodies the med
ic;nal properties of The solid preparation.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets cure b~iliousness, constipation
and headache. They are Easy to take
and pleasant in effect. For sale by A.
G.. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Different.

Last year you were able to give me
something for the poor" gently ex-
%postulated the collector.
$50 | was" answered Mr.. Celfboss,
"but at that time ! was not in bust
ness for myself."--Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
An Improved Quotation.

HoaX-''Thrice armed is he"-what's
the rest of that quotation?
JoaX-''Thrice armed is he who takes
his best girl out buggy riding"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND pEBmA.

nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. rs cts. and SO cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Sees His Opportunity.

s'Our fiat isn't so crowded after all the
house cleaning is over"
"Why is that?'
"When my wife makes me help l man
age to smash a few things."-Chicago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
BY Their Mark Ye Shall Know Them.

"Hey, Muggsey, here comes Teddy
ROOSEVELT"
"Where?'
why, down here. Don't you see dat
chap with de marks all over where the
stones and bricks hit imp"
"Naw, dat amt Teddy. OATS a Dowie
elder wot chlst got back from Mansfield"
Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Helping Him Out.

'"When was Louisiana ceded, dad?"
"Eh? Seeded: Why. | s'pose it all
depends on what they expect to grow.
Don't ask no more such fool ques-
tiOns.'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Concerning a Color.

She-Did you tell Mr.. Luggs my hair
was red?
He-I did not.
She-He says you did.
lie-I did nothing of the kind. He
asked me and | told him it was the
color of a popular novel.-Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Doubt.

First Southerner-From what | heah,
sab. they kin mob an lynch niggers in
the north as well as we kin.
Second Sontherner-Yes, sab. | don't
know whether we've been ate justified
in our feeling of superiority. Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
One On His Papa.

Teacher-You will have to bring me
an excuse for your absence from your
father.
Willie-Aw! he amt no good or eX-
cnscS; mi catches him every time.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Ha--A- ~

Farmer-Ah, you young rascal! I
caught you that time.
Boy (whose descent from the tree
has been accidentally retarded)-No
you didn't either. This ere tree
caught me nearly an hour ago.-Gold-
en- DAYS,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
No Room There.

"What is meant by the expression:
'The worm will turn?'"
''PossibIy that the worm doesn't live
in a lat."-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Her Ears.

Teucher-Now, Ernest, who is it that
hears everything yon say and sees every
thing you do?
Erncst-The lady next door, SIR
Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Ms Come-Down.

trace my descent for eight
generations! he proudly declared.
My! My! My! she exclaimed. Now,
| had always supposed you must have
descended much more rapidly than that!
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Geo1netric.

He-I thought you knew the Browns.
Don't you live in the same square?
She-Yes: but you see we don't move
in the same circle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
The Cause of the Jam

What's the matter over there? What's
the crowd dong in front of that house.
The man who lives there has just in
herited 500. 600. Those are friends of
his who have come to tell him how to
invest the money.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Her Hope.

Mistress-Mary, didn't l hear you kiss
that young man last night when he went
away!
Maid hope not, mum.-Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

Flo sprains, swellings and lamenees
there is nothing 80 good as Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Try it. For sale by
A.. G.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
A Generous Rival.

Dora-What a quantity Of rice you
threw after the bride!
Clara-She'H need it before he eets
his salary raised.--N. Y. Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Grounds for Divorce.

The divorcee was talking about her
former husbands. "What was the mat
ter with the ~first?' asked her friend.
"He didn't understand me-" ''And the
SecOnd?" ''He did,"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

Nasal Catarrl quickly yields to treat.
ment by Ely's Cream l'alm, which is agree.
ably aromatic. II is received through the
n~ostrils, cleansos and heals the whole SIT.
face over which it diffuses itself. Druggists
sell the SOC. size; Trial size by mail, III
cents. Test it and you are sure to continue
tho fraof,oapt
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Getting in the Swim.

HAS the prevailing prosperity reached
you?"
Has it? I've put up the price of
everything in my shop."-Chicago Rec
ord.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

You can spell it cough, coff, caugh,
kauf, kaff, Rough, or kaugh, but the on
ly harmless remedy that quickly cures
it is One Minute Cough Cure. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
JOY in Prospect.

The watermelon's waning, and
Its joys will oon be gone:
But, ah, dear Natures lavish hand!
The pumpkins coming on.
Chicago Record. T.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

The most dainty and effective pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
They are unequalled for all liver and
bowel troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

prompt, palatable, pleasant, powerful.
purifying little pills. Ireland's Phar-
m0pv
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14

To prevent consumption quickly cure
throat and lung troubles with One Min
ute Cough Cure. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
Cause and Effect.

The Friend-Ion've caught ii fresh
cold, haven't you?
The Victim-ugh! Baybe have, but
it bakes me feel bighty stale. | tell you.
philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
A Serious Charge

ut appears that Mark Twain has paid
all his debts"
"Eh! thought he called himself a
MISUNDERSTANDING Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
FOR SALE
An Ideal Sheep or
Goat Ranch.

This ranch is located about IS
miles north of Santa Fe, and a
few miles east of the Denver &
Rio Grande railroad. 1t is in all
respects equal to the famous Pc
cos forest reserve. A creek Of
pure mountain water runs through
it and the water never fails. The
land is covered with the finest
grasses and other forage plants
suitable for sheep, and especially
for goats. 1t has plenty Of shelf
er and contains much timber
which affords shade. The title
to the property is perfect. The
acreage is about 10000 acres, but
the range that is controlled by the
water thereon is very great. For
further information apply to Max.
Frost, Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-14
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE

Acker's English Remedy in any case Of
coughs. colds OF GROUP. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-09-26

is known everywhere and
thousands of women have
been cured of serious ki1-
ney arrangements by II.
Mrs. PSnEChaEp's meth
0ds have the Endorse
sraenf of the mayor, the
postmaster and others of
her 0wR, city,
Her medicine has the
endorsement of an Un-
numbered multitude of
grateful women whose
letters are oOnS family
printed I'm this paper
Every woman sFSOUidread
these letters
Mrs. PfsSECI1aI1l advises
suffering women free of
charge. Her address is
Lynn Mass
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-09-26
Washington County Court.

The arguments in the false warranty case
of Martin against Bixby & Garter were
made on Wednesday by j. j. Lamson for the
plaintiff and E. M and r. M. Harvey for
defendants Judge Rowell charged the
jury shortly after two o'clock.
1t is expected that the advance sale for
open next week at the association building,
the course this season will excel any previ-
GUS one. The first number will open at the
Blanchard opera house October %, with the
Marine band of Chicago, L. P. Brooks, con-
ductor. This band has appeared here be-
fore and met with popular favor.
The jury in the case of Martin against
Bixby and Cutler, false warranty of horse,
returned verdict Wednesday evening for
the plaintiff to recover 500 damages and
costs.
The SANDER case OF Edgar +. Smith
against Hiram G.. Moore is now on trial.
The parties reside in Plainfield. The plain
tiff was manager of the Plainfield creamery
and it is alleged the defendant charged the
plaintiff with defrauding patrons of the
creamery and putting the proceeds into his
own pocket. r. L. Laird and j. p. Lam
son are conducting the prosecution, with
Frank Plumley, r. M. Harvey and @. e.
Woodward for the defense.
The defence in the SANDER case OF Edgar
+. NTH against Hiram G. Moore was
putting in testimony Friday. The burden
OF this testimony tends to show that it was
currently reported in Plainfield that the
plaintiff was dishonest in his tests of milk
at Plainfield Creamery.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-09-26
Groton.

Rev. Mr.. Mather went to Topsham last
Friday to conduct the funeral of Mrs.
George Pillsbury, who was brought there
for burial from Hanover
Quite number from this place attended
the birthday party OF Arthur Goodwin OF
Westville Wednesday.
Walter f. Barney of Barre, grand chan
cellor OF the knights of Pythias, visited the
knights of Pythas lodge In Groton on We'd
nesday evening.
A reception was given to Mr. and Mrs.
Herman Kicker Tuesday evening. Many
friends were present and numerous gifts be-
slowed.
Owing to the circumstances OF the death
and burial OF T. w. Thurston a few weeks
ago, the funeral services were postponed I'M
til last Sunday. He was Knight of Py-
thias and memorial services were held in
the Pythian hall at 10 o'clock and at II
O'Clock in the Baptist church. The services
we're very solemn and appropriate. The
knights and mourners marched to the GEM
etery and covered the grave with flowers.
Phineas Sargent, Mrs. l.. G. WEIGH, Mrs.
Mary Wilson, G. II. Pillsbury and family
and Mr.. and Mrs. James Ward were called
to Topsham last Friday to attend the fu-
neral OF Mrs George Pillsbury Of Hanover.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Sheriffs returned
from Barre last Tuesday after taking their
little daughter, Evelyn, there for burial on
Saturday last.
George Coruth died at his home Saturday
afternoon. He was buried Sunday. The
funeral was at the Baptist church Of which
he was member, Rev. G. W. Clough off,
Ciating.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-09-26
ORANGE COUNTY VETERANS
Hold a Successful Reunion at
Washington.

On Wednesday, September 10, the Orange
county veterans association convened at
Washington at Camp General Stephen
Thomas for its annual reunion. Although
the attendance was not as large as was
hoped for by the officers OF the association
the neighboring towns were nearly all rep
resented The public exercises OF Wednes.
day afternoon and evening were held in
school-house hall, owing to the chilliness OF
the weather which prevented their being
held out OF doors, which was the original
programme.
The association was called to order at
two o'clock in the afternoon. Prayer was
offered by Rev. Mr.. Boyd of West Tops
ham, chaplain OF the association. The adj
dress OF welcome was by Rev. A. M. Smith
OF Washington, which was responded to by
Mr.. Boyd. The speakers for the afternoon
were as follows Senior vice-commander OF
department Of Vermont G. A. r., j. W.
Currier of North Troy; General William w.
Grout OF East St. Johnsbury; Captain G. w.
w. Flagg OF Braintree; General Stephen
Thomas and Captain l.. M. Hutchinson OF
Montpelier.
The evening session was opened with
prayer by Rey. II. X. Briggs OF Washing
ton. After remarks by Captains Hutchin-
son and Flagg, G. o. Smith, lieutenant
colonel OF the association. introduced the
speaker OF the evening Rev, Wilmot War
ner of Bethel, whose eloquence held the
audience spelbound. Mr.. Warmers re-
marks were interspersed with spicy anec-
dotes and vivid descriptions of the pathetic
scenes which the soldier of '61 to '65 wit
messed. The remarks of Mr.. Warner were
followed by short speeches by General
Thomas, Professor Avery of Barre, Rev.
Mr. Boyd and Rev f. K. Briggs. Although
at the advanced age of ninety-one years
General Thomas still shows that marked
ability which has been his through life, that
OF an orator. He wildly portrayed the OK.
citing scenes OF that memorable convention
at Charleston, s. O., in 1860 of which he
was member as a delegate from Vermont
| Comrades Knapp Of Cabo,, Smith OF viii.
| Jamestown and Durkee OF Tunhridge. The
evening exercises closed with benediction
| by Chaplain Boyd.
On Thursday morning the association was
| called to otder to transact the necessary
| business and to elect officers for the mex
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1900-09-26
Gouldsville.

Arthur W. Fitzgerald is visitor in
town.
Mrs. Mary Gould is spending few days
at Newbury.
A large number from this place attended
the fair at NoTthheld on Thursday.
Mrs. @. Granger Of Randolph, has been
spending a few days with her husband, O.
Granger.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Holmes visited at S.
II. Thompson's on Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. ID. M. Locklin spent Sum
day at East Roxbury.
Mrs. James Coburn who has suffered a
long and painful illness, died at her home
early Wednesday morning. She leaves a
husband and three children, Mrs. Warren
Haywood OF Barre, Mrs viii Greenwood
and Miss Jennie Coburn Of Gouldsville.