The sun., 1900-12-16
6C-62 West 25d Street.
WOES or THE CiuPAT6N ORATOR.
Says Hr Il Now Pcstercd bv the Men Who
Want to Make Money Out Of Wim.
Bovs' Hoase toss, ~ anrroprln'c

The camp7ien-"rato or -ort-of-a-job sat or
a sofa In the hotel corridor and denied
that he was looking for a pclitirrl oT1ce IA
further reward for his service. To the party
He resented the idea however. thst his
trouhlr3 were over.
you NAV imlgne," hs said. "thq, when
we mnde the last speeches Of tho campai n
the night before election and when We got
our monev for or eyren=cs and orr salaries
m we had 20 do was 20 go home and vdto
and. as the dist tirguished Mr. Connors Of
Chinatown world say. ferc.t Il Not So
They kent a Hist Of our addresses at the var
ious campaign headquarters and now We
are bomonrdei with schemes natterins to
our vanity. but connec'"i with the de.i Sn
OF getting some of the money tha, the pollti-
cal committees handed over To us
within ten DAYS | have had several o.
these offers whose ostensiDle purpose IL to
keep us In the public eve, but whose real
purpose is to Sivo the other fellow good
thing Tho coolest Of these propositions
comes from an official rather hich up in the
National Committee He wants Us TO send
him all the Jokes we made Individually and
collectively with the story Of their applicn-
tion written ont He promises TO put them
in book, give each OF us the credit TO which
We are entitled and to present us With n copy
of the book Now, as you know. nine-,enth-
Of iokc is IN the way OF telling Il Imagine
how fat some Of the best things said on the
stump VIII look in cold type
The intent. suppose. Is TO make the book
the prize funny work Of the wear Imagine
a man giving away all his good things. Dur
ING the campaign ! had one story that in
yniao!y was bowling sncceSs rcmem-
Ter was in a Missouri civ with Eurton, tho
great knn<lS N-1fOr, whom yTplt thrOTlS
had to come out TO hear He had once be-
I2,e dis,rEsT;ntea tao tn" pconle Of that S!y
Burton, was not in his best tom, but he threw
himself. as they say. and made cracker
'aGf ak of an hour Then Sas odpGsd
In the Vest it wn' 10 ociock and they wanted
Se E0 es sHs and sap.dS 81 had % berns TSs
form, raised my hands hiSh in the al. and
then you can all 50 hone. II YOU wish They
waited and thcn ] told 'en my prize story
o, OF OGrady, % 2nd when they bad had recovered
snG''Sa and they SSN SSwesd f SI1S % 40 mighty pE
even il a great orator had preceded me and
even il was nothing bm an orduarv a ealor
With an earncs, plea 10 make 70 them
story y away HG S 70 om. DICK md larry ar 70 9Y a'e
Not much | believe tivt it wa. the r1ost
scGessfa story on the ,'4mr dnras the re;
every 5, eech IT importance dat shall MAKE
In the nSAi ;coT Or 80 and ,u9 u9ii fG's n,9
foolish enough to let another man make
CARTEL out ~ il.
Fancy Senator. DcTew. writing ont all his
there was Opic Read who figured extensively
In the campgicn ip KarsGs. II he tells all
the t,oTei h h nicd TS 2rd ryei hc ,nI
VIII lose n lot Of licrary natcriSl Poe sibly
tho adverti-e nent Le would receive would
be n.,o ample i comt"n@GiGn for tfe loss H. q this
self ! ttirk lt,would ho better 70 keep ones
fun ,o, hiin.oh and no, to give II W TO- lhe
sake S sTfnS sS.S anocf gSem p fer GT rsn
EuhPliis9Gr n Sch Nc =" a. sGrh-
ali q wt,ch i, to ," pri1jcd in a Loek (
con, cf 10 book. bound j. GOLD. /, to tc sent
70 MTK-|y }q% one Is t. Ps psS"a in each T..
hardad down, 10 pos,erI'y.. There IA a
mEt,y ,rDoIn ,Dnssl t% oncS 1d vanity ~ il G9s,i
p1y E; tS ana gg gsIS rstcnsl nna OF d ' mo s'
10 r'"b ,natt,n5 progress,
tcl Won il T. hard TO resist the .tcIlp,rtjon to
hal y one Of 'he so,ior- - tie
county. n"'dcs. yon sct H." book for
, .of CGrr,S you roy,'lo f., ~ soor ric,nrs hu,
hoT On N"n c,tTr, to aaN' me MI lN;
in hook, 10 70 IN all The llbrs les u cour-
t-y ana ore, cory ;" md u GOLD 80 70 70 tie
cdsns TG1 s"s e M "ea rarc S'' 70 ws"~i s
that tie iroro,crs e tie sc'e . cc'lrc 10
NIKE no 'Gy on Of i !, Is ~ do, l.r t,e
!css boon e lookirS MON tho n IS and !carr- |
reg s rrT2I ,2I cKYcy e ahd e" 80 5G.T @ sho
a cd tle Republic