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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-15
cHIcAGo-cALFoRNlA LINE.

CHICAGO CALIFORNIA LINE.
No l carries through Pullman and Tourist sleepers between Chicago.
Los Angeles and San Francisco; Dining cars, Chicago to Kansas City aa
Bakersfield to Stockton; Free Chair cars Chicago to California.
No. II carries free chair car Kansas City TO FL Paso and Pullman Sleep
er Kansas City to City Of Mexico
No. 20 carries through sleeper City Of Mexico to Kansas City, on No 2
from La Junta, free chair car Ell Paso to La Junta.
No 2 carries Pullman and tourist sieepers Los Angeles and San Fran
cisco to Chicago, also free chair car and Pullman sleeper through to Don.
yer, Colorado Springs and Pueblo via La Junta.
For time tables, information and literature pertaining to the Santa Te
route, call on or address, II. =. LUTz, Agent,
W. g. BLACK, GP. A, Topeka, Kas. Santa Fe, N.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-15
pECOS SYSTEM.
PECOS & NORTHERN TEXAS
RAILWAY co.
PECOS VALLEY & NORTHEAST
ERN RY.
PECOS RIVER r. r. Co.

FENO0 N1VEN X. X. 70.
Central Time.)
Train No. / leaves Pecos Ito p. m,
Carlsbad 5:15 p. m. Arrives at Roswell
at S:15 p. M; Amarillo, 500 a. M, con-
Meeting with the A., T. & s. Il. and the
Colorado and Southern.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily at
$50 a. m. Arrives at Roswell at 2:05 p.
Nj; Carlsbad at $3.50 p. m.
Train No. 6 leaves Carlsbad at 1880 a.
m. Arrives at Pecos at 1885 a. m.
Train No. 3 (mixed) daily leaves Ros-
we'll at 7:25 a. m. Arrives at Amarillo
at 1855 p. m.
Train No. 4 (mixed) daily leaves Am
arillo at z a. m. Arriver at Portales at
2:25 p. m. and at Roswell at 1885 p. m.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oaks and
Nogal, N. NJ, leave Roswell, N. NJ, dali
ly except Sunday at z a. m.
For low rates, for information regard
ing the of this valley, prices
of lands, ETC., address
D. q. NICHOLS,
General Manager,
Roswell, N. M.
q. w. MARTINDELL,
Gen. Frt. and Pass. Agent,
Amarillo. Tex. and Roswell, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-15

EDWARD L. BARTLETT,
Lawyer, Santa Fe, New Mexico. OBa
in the Capitol.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-15

south Of Albuquerque carry standard Pullman sleepes
directions between Albuquerque and Deming.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
A E'aux Pas.

1T was simply awful" declared the lady Of
the house to her intimate friend. Il never
felt so in all my life. and ! hope I may never
again. That husband Of mine will be the death
of me some day, I know he will! II he ever
makes such blunder again I'll get divorced
will, there, and people can say what they
like!
When the new minister took charge Of our
church I couldn't do less than to ask him to
take dinner with He promised to do 50
and day was set. Then took my husband
In hand and tried to coach him concerning the
proper thing to do when. ting minister was our
guest. We never made practice Of saying
grace at table. and Ieparticularly tried
to impress upon him that the proper thing to
do would be to ask the Rev. Mr.. Fourthly to
say grace when we were seated at the dinner
table ~
Well, in spite Of all I sid to him. my hus-
band forgot all about it, and the instant we
were seated he seized the tcarving knife and
fork and started to the meat looked
daggers at him. and chandihg to catch my
eye and realizing that something had gone
wrong, he held the knife and fork poised over
the meat. engaged in deep thought. Then he
turned with beaming smile to the minister
and blurted out:
Say when parson.'
II simply prayed for the floor to open and
swallow me. II the minister ever gets UP
courage enough to dine with us again r m going
to muzzle that husband Of mine!''-Detroit Free
Press.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
EDITORIAL, COMMENT
ON
"The Pioneer Limited"

Nothing richer has ever been pro,
duced by any railroad.
ST. Paul Pioneer Pyesa.
TITS world beater.n -, paul CHI.
"The best thing the railroad world
can produce ST PAIL D.,n.1.1
prominent and discriminating eople
marvel at the creation Of elegance and
comfort wrought by modern car build
ers." -ar.U.
The PIONEER LIMITED stands TODAY
perfect in construction, gorgeous in finish
and the acme of luxury and comfort"
-M'sseopolIs Journal
"The closest inspection bewilders and
takes the breath away, for the macnif.
icenco and beauty of it all is simply tres
'aehoous' -Afnsea1oHs 7is,es
The PIONEER LIMITED leaves Mime.
apolis at 1880 and ST. Paul at $40 1yerx.
evening In the year for Milwaukee and
Chicago, via Chicago, Milwaukee & St.
Paul Railway. mo extra charge or
this train.)
For tickets, berths Or information. an.
ply to aIy ticket agent, or address.
J. T. CONLEY,
Asst GenI Pass. Art.
St Paul. MINI.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19

The street car strike in st. Louis has
cost the city more in losses than it would
have cost to construct the system and
own it. And still the people have not
enough sense to see what Is wrong. Had
the city owned the system the matter OF
wages and treatment Of employees would
have been brought up and settled In
council meetings. But rather than own
something themselves the people have
permitted the killing Of 10 people; the
shooting Of Sc men and women, the in
jury of 1877 others, the beating of 8
women, the stripping in the streets Of
three women, the shooting of child
rem and the having Of good time gen.
orally. Private monopoly in public
franchises comes high, but fools will
have It no matter the cost-Appeal to
Reason.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
AAeek. DEE ulucc sscr,oNs.
fEzfsENkr UA6 III ID SHIPPING ok9u0.
Everything used by bee-keepo,s. Or.
ders filled promptly Send for catalog.
MINNESOTA DEE.kfEpfRS SUPPLY MFG CO.,
S09 Niconet island, Minneapolis, MINI.
A Gifted Fellow.

II had q very funny experience on q re-
cent trip out West" remarked travelling
man. who was contributing his share Of
stories at an impromptu gathering. my
business called me to a little out of-the-way
frontier town where everything was high
but wages. It costs two bits for shave
and four bits for hair cut, and liquid re-
freshments were correspondingly high. It
was a sultry evening when we entered a
wayside resort and called for gin fzz.
The proprietor OF the place was a picture
OF perplexity when he received the order.
81 reckon ye've got me, stranger he
said. Never heard Of that air drink
Il was something Of Q mixologist, SO
volunteered to act as bartender. l made
gin fzzes that caused the proprfetor's eyes
to sparkle. OF course he was included in
the treat, and the new drink pleased him so
we'll that he insisted on everyone having
another. and another. until we all forgot
about the weather and concluded that life.
even in the heart Of the desert. was per-
petual spring-time dream. Well. we tore
ourselves away after while. and did not
happen to go that way again until the day
I was ready to leave. As neared the vicin-
ity of the place noticed a large crowd
gathered In front, all eager and clamorous,
like ticket purchasers 1t a fad show. A
snowy banner stretched across the street
read: The Latest Thing In Eastern Drinks
Gin Fizz!' 1t had proved an exceedingly
popular card for the saloon proprietor, who.
when he saw me passing by, rushed out and
embraced me.
You've made my fortune!' he exclaimed.
and I want you to take half interest in
this business
II tried to make him understand that I
had done nothing extraordinary, but he in
sisted that I was an exceptionally gifted
individual. and guess could have had the
place II had SO desired. The gin fzz was
a new thing, and apparently 1t was a VOL
Ah0 th~
brand Of fortyrod and tanglefoot
Free Press.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19

Populists may not win many offices
this fall; indeed it were better perhaps
if they do not it would have been much
better for the cause of reform if the par
ty had never yet elected an officer, es-
pecially in some localities where the or
ganization was debauched to secure such
elections, with the most unworthy old
party with which an alliance could have
been made. But it is gratifying to see
the true papers and earnest workers OF
the party sticking to the text of
scientific money to substitute the vari-
Gus kinds of Understanding money now
forced upon people through the banks.
Just like the municipal ownership plan,
this scientific money system will event
ually worm itself into the hearts OF the
masses, and we will secure it whether
any Populist is ever elected to an office
or not. It will not be ten years before
every aggressive city on the continent
will own and operate it's own water
works, electric light plants and street
railways Let us be of good cheer
Peoples Messenger.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
An Informal SOCIAL Evening.

THE PRIMER CLASS.
Invitations to this novel gathering are
worded in some such form as the follow
ing:
Miss Estelle Brown requests the
members of her Primer Glass to come
to the schoolhouse, at 1856 Greene street,
promptly at o'clock, Saturday evening,
March 49,"
The gentlemen are each expected to
dress to represent primary school ur-
chin, in sailor costume, kits, Fauntle-
roy dress. with sash, broad collar and
curls all complete, while the ladies ap-
pear in short dresses, pinafores, and
flowing locks. The hostess is dressed
to represent the teacher, while male
member OF the family may personate the
visiting committeeman.
When the guests arrive they are told
that for the first part OF the evening
they must confine themselves to words
OF one syllable. Each guest is given
Is strips Of colorcd paper, such as are
used for kindergarten paper wearing.
and a piece Of bent wire to form a sort
OF hook, and is attached to his button
hole
The papers for each guest are of diff
ferent color; that Is, one person receives
blue papers, another purple, another
red, and SO on. Whenever guest
catches another using a word of more
-than one syllable, he slips one q hiss
colored strips Of paper on tho hook IN
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
The Table i'm Midsummer.

Something more than the palate is to
be taken into account in setting forth
the food in midsummer. This il at all
seasons true, but the effects OF excessive
heat on the sensibilities make it especi-
ally important in the heated term.
Long ago it was discovered that the
drawing of the window blinds, to shut
out the glare Of the sunlight, gave the
grateful sense OF being in cool, shady
place. To many people bright light in
summer is more disturbing than the
heat itself. An appearance OF GOODNESS
is, therefore, to be sought, and the quiet
half light helps to give this effect
Substantial foods cannot be dispensed
with, but the rich, heavy dishes OF mid
winter should be replaced with lighter
and more simple food. The summer
vegetables, to be enjoyed in due season.
must, of necessity, be hot, but a con-
tinuous effort to bring before those ut
table what is most refreshing and COOL
ing. will serve to enhance the value OF
the other things. -. $780, 49,.
bit OF greenery, ferns, preferably,
and especially the delicate naidenhair,
will suggest the freshness OF comfort
ablc. hooks o,rt-Aooss When ferns are
NOT to- be- had, other An4 foliage or q few
viii HoWeze arm desixzble. ssszs
The csae1Rle of fc9-in Individual aK4aaeo1
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
National Suffrage Bazaar.


The National American Woman's Suf-
frage association is making extensive
preparations for national bazaar, to be
held at Madison Square Garden, New
York, the first week Of next December.
All the states will be represented by
booths, space for number having al
ready secured
Mrs. Rachel Foster Avery, of Somer-
ton, Philadelphia, chairman of the ma
tional bazar committee. reports the vari-
GUS states as taking hold Of the work
with great interest.
Every conceivable kind of useful and
ornamental articles will be gladly re-
ceived. The Brookline, Mass, club will
contribute cash instead of articles, and
are planning to raise $500 for the fair.
This club has membership of lit.
me Wheeling, w. Va, club expects to
contribute some fine specimens of glass
and china ware, one of the specialties
of Wheeling manufacturers. These will
make fine Christmas gifts, and it is
AOpcU ludC SuAIdSlSIS Will pOSIkOuO III
tended purchases of articles in this line
until that time.
Those who have seen the artistic
handiwork of Miss Helen Morris Lewis,
of North Carolina, in her original negro
character dolls, will believe that her
promised contribution Of these dolls will
soon be exhausted. Any one wishing to
secure one of these dolls should send in
an order to Mrs. Avery before the open
ing of the bazar. d
Everyone, whether members OF the
suffrage organization or. not, is invited
to send contributions for the benefit of
this national bazar.
For particulars address Miss Rachel
Foster Avery, Somerton, Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania. -
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
How's This3

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure
F. J. CHENEY Co., Props. Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known F. ].
Cheney for the last IS years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all his business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
WEST E. TRUAX, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo. O.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Price 75c per bot
tie. Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
An AnecdOte of John Brown.

"At one time during the border war.
says Mrs. Julia Ward Howe, in her
"Reminiscences" John Brown had
taken several prisoners, among them a
certain judge. Brown was always .
man of prayer. On this occasion, feel
ng uncertain as to whether he ought to
spare the lives of the prisoners, he re-
tired into a thicket and besought the
Lord, long and fervently, to inspire him
with the right determination. The
Judge, overhearing the petition, was so
much amused at it that, in spite of the
gravity of his own situation, he laughed
aloud. Judge -, cried Brown, II
you mock at my prayers, shall know
what to do with you without asking the
Almighty"
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
A Kiss Amiss.

My maiden aunt was questioning
About the girls knew:
/, anxious to receive her cash
And appreciation, too,
Was praising them as models Of
Discretion and reserve;
But she was rather skeptical,
It panied me to observe.
Said she: II wonder If the girls
Have changed as much as this,
Now, tell me, can you truly say
You never kissed q miss?''
With honesty and candOr, I
Assured her that twas true;
I vowed I'd never kissed a miss;
And she believed me, too.
You wonder how l reconciled
My conscience to this lie,
When kiss every pretty girl
That let's me ION the sly).
Why, that is easily explained:
The paradox is this:
That when you kiss a pretty girl
You never kiss amiss.
Minnie Lee Moore.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
WAS BOUND TO SEE THE SHOW
Even Though the Pass Was Stamped
on His Shirt Bosom.

Even Though the Pass Was Stamped
on His Shirt Bosom.
1t is difficult job to suppress the the
african pass fend. Tim Murphy, the COM
ed1an, says 1t can't be DONE Last spring
when Mr.. Murphy was playing "The Car
petbagger" in an interior town, a hotel
waiter asked him for two "complimentaries'
and as the actors generosity toward wait
ers. bootblacks and hotel employees is PROV
erbial he received them. The recipient
LOST no time In selling the passes to a
drummer and pocketing 81 for his enter
prise few weeks ago "The Carpetbag-
ger revisited the town, and the same wait
er again asked for ticket. This time he
said enc would do.
DO you want to see the play your
self" inquired the elongated comedian.
Yes. sir. il you please"
!! give you pass will you use It
yourself?"'
You bet I will" was the emphatic re-
SPONGE.
Come here, them said the actor. Draw
Ing pencil from his pocket he wrote
across the polished shirt front Of the waiter,
Pass this man tonight--if he is sober, =
and dated the line. Show that at the
box ONCE window he added, land they'll
give you seat coupon =
At O'Clock the waiter presented him
self at the box Office, and, pointing to-
ward his wishbone, inquired: rs this ticket
good?"
Certainly" replied the ticket seller.
Give me coupon, please"
All right, but I'll have to punch that
ticket II IT Is q complimentary
What! Punch q hole through my shirt"
Yes. sir, or else l must stamp 1t. Those
are my Instructions"
For minute the pass fend hesitated:
then he returned to the attack Go ahead.
he said.
But I'm afraid 1t will spoil your shirt.
This Is purple ink and 1t is indellible.,
don't care. want to see the show"
A rubber stamp was pressed against the
linen and the waiter approached the door.
holding up the coupon for inspection.
Ticket, please. cant let you In on that"
politely remarked the door keeper.
Well here is my ticket" replied thu
deadhead. I'm wearing 1t tonight"
I'm sorry. sir. but all tickets must 70
into the box here. so that we can count
up the house."
Thunderation." calculated the pass
nend. DO you really mean it,"
Eyes. SIR
There was only a moment OF wayerinr
The orchestra was playing the overture.
he pulled on "dickey," handed 1t over and
went in.
1t was a darned good show" he said
as he came out but" he added, sadly. 1T
cost me 10 cents after all."-Utica Observer.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
Democratic Leaders Cheap.

The Sentinel remarks that perhaps
the $3OO,OO0,OO surplus is to be used
in buying up Midroaders. Possibly, but
why should Hanna want to use $780,
100000 in buying Populist leaders when
he could get all the Democratic leaders
he could shake a stick at for six-bits
gross? = Nacogdoches (Texas) Plain
dealer.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
A Connoisseur in Seeds.

- have q good Joke myself" said the
business IS man whose hobby IS agriculture my
nlino mas always had particular preference
TOT seeds and roots and never miss an opnor-
tunify to indulge this fancy. Some time ago
IN looking through an old tooi-box, / came
across several peculiar-looking seeds that at
once aroused my interest. They were = iittIe
dinsrsnt from anything that 1 had discovered
curing my horticultural and agricultural experi
ence. and decided to plant them and sea What
the product would be. Well. l did So and for
weeks waited to tho strange fruit flower
or vegetable plant make an appearance, care
!uIy nurturing tho soil and giving my pet bulbs
Discouraged at length at their failure to
part the soil and spring into Mfe dur then,
up. and what do you suppose was the discov
cry ! made? Why. that my interesting ana
peculiar bulbs were nothing more nor Ies1 than
those little tie bicycle balls that are important
been laid away In the tool-b box and their .i-a
and rusted appearance made them resennhis
seeds: Ny wife and some Of my most infimats
friends ,,s, seem to think there Is excuse for
has made q study Of plants and bvlhs .nd .hss
ara never done chafiing and asking ma vhsnn
I expect to gather my crop Of bicycles. "-DetroIt
Free Press. ss"s
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19

DR.. Smith is secr@aaa of the State
Equal Suffrage association, and has lust
completed her second year as president
of the Chicago Political Equality league.
and is a woman of broad culture and
high literary attachments.
The Prohibition convention nominat-
ed two women, one Of them, Mrs. Elyira
S. Stewart, is superintendent of fran
chise in the w. c. T. r., and lecturer
OF some renown; the other, Mrs. Clara
Hartford, Is said to be in every way a
capable woman for the position.
The trustees Of the State University
will be voted for in November at the
same time the state and national officers
are elected, as Illinois women are al
lowed to vote for trustees OF the State
University, they will go to the same
polls where those terrible men vote and
it will be difficult to make some of them
understand why it would be any moro
degrading for them to cast their ballot
for their preference of men to fill other
important offices than that of trustee of
the State University.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19

There are bolts" in the Democratic
party in nearly half the states that have
held conventions this year. The old
thing is getting SO rickety 1t won't hold
together.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19

Women Trustees of state University.
In Illinois each of the political parties
their ticket for trustee Of the State Uni
versity. The Republicans nominated
Mrs. Carrie Alexander, Of Belleville, q
highly cultured woman, who Is greatly
Interested in educational work. The
DemocE1xfe -cDnv n0nnimn1Dk Dr..
Julia Holmes Smith ~ their randlaaAo,
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
Cause and Eject.

Digestion, like love and wine, no
trifiing will brook. His cook once spoil
ed the dinner of an emperor of men;
the dinner spoiled the temper of his
majesty, and then the emperor made
history-and no one blamed the cook
+. !. MacBeath.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
Tortoise Evidently Marked by Zebu.
Ion pike in 1906 Found in Kansas.


lon Pike in 1905 Found in Kansas.
"a large land tortoise was found on
the banks of the Walnut river few
days ago." said Bent Murdoch, Of the
FL Dorado Republican. "Oh its back
were the letters 2. M. p, while under
this were the figures 1906. The letters
probably stand for Zebulon M. Pike, the
man for whom Pixies Peak Is named.
The tortoise must, therefore, be at least
81 years old. Where he came from or
how he got there is beyond conjecture.
The old Cherokee trail crosses the river
a mile below town. and the tortoise was
probably marked by Pike or some of his
associates when they crossed the plains
from Louisiana to the mountains that
year."
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
A New Ma1adv.

O'Haggarty-Phwot Is die matther
wild yure Uncle Dinnis; OF hear he Is
sick?
McGorry-He has dhe explanatory
rheumatism Bedad, he does nawthin'
but boiler and swear all dhe tonne.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
How Miss Pretty Shocked Papa.


She was a dream of dainty girlhood,
all in softest white with a great rose
laden hat on her exquisitely poised head.
She was with an elderly man, whose
features were her own, dipped in several
layers of masculine fat. They sat at a
table within ear-shot of me, and he
heckoned to a waiter.
What would you like to have to
drink, Mazie?" he asked, with an in
dulgent smile, "a claret lemonade?"
Maize shook her head.
What are you going to have?" she
asked.
Il think I'll have stein of beer" he
made answer.
That's all right" said Maize, and
glancing at the waiter, she delivered her
order:
'You may bring me a tub of suds,
too," she said
And papa's gasp was drowned In the
music of the, orchestra.-Washing
Post. +~e
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
DEAD SHOT

The quickest and surest cure for
catarrh, hay fever, colds, burns dys-
pepsia and piles is Dead Shot Ga
tarrh Cure. It is natures remedy,
Florida pines and Colorado ozone
combined. Never fails. Box ESQ.
Dead Shot Remedy Co, 03z Boston Block
Minneapolis. MINI,
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1900-07-19
The LlRit.

Don't you think my act = funny - asked
Ieo - 1n11 49, ca t3ssaap4a
blandly. IRIS rtd1caJeual. -PnilaAslnhaa NS1S
ARmteen..