The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-07
QMdweiser's
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:. Bryan.


AS I set last week I hat been delega-
toned to mage a leedle interviewings
nit Mr.. Pryan is Niebratzky. I Vos yust
starting for der Wisconsin Cendral
ticket office to puy me mein biIlyet to
Linkum, Niebratzky ven as / vos leaf
! ing der Minnesota Clup we're I chener-
ally reside ven l am nod in der city, a
messencher rushed ub to me unaple to
mage any breathings, and handel me a
TELEGRAM vich id vos fon Mr.. Bryan him
selluf und vich i'd set, Fl am Gaming
Monday efening. Tell der poys to need
me ad der Iditorium, und pring blenty
Ut green monies nit yourseIluf.'' His
SIGNATURE VOs ad der hind ent uf der
TELEGRAM bud l dit not recognition id. You
see me und Pryan are kevite famlli-
aridy NIT each orders sicknatures by rea-
son dot he consultations me reckularly
aboudt der skituation ind aboudt how Ger
poys are behafing NIT dem sullufs, aindt
10! Ebecially dose poys vot are LOGGING
for chob as Amboy Extradictionary to
der Court House uf ST. Chances or Min
lster Penitentiary to Mendoza aindt id?
Vile ] vos wondering aboudt Wilhelm 8
| s1cknauure Wy id dit nod loog to me ride,
/ dit nod know bud vot MAYBE some uf
der poys yose maging some leedle chokes
ad me ven / habbened to rememper dot
Id came on der wire upd I set to mein-
sellun Wake ub olt man, your bipe is
going oudt und some COW is liability to
came along und make dinner NIT
yourselluf"
After reading der TELEGRAM vos Obliged
to cancellation mein arrangings dot / hat
mate nit Herman Prown fer a reserfed
sleeper on der rear trucks und ged der
monies back Vot l vos going to pay him
yet. L den vent aroundt und tipped id
Offer to all uf der poys dot Wilhelm vos
coming und dot We would all been on hand
to reception him nit gladness hands und
prass band. Id vos mid diffi1uldness
dot | vos APPLE to ged emmy we're near der
depot house dot efening on accoundt uf
| so many peoples oudt on dress parade to
see der hero uf der Democratish bartv.
Der train finally arrifed und Pryan Yes
! ad Vonce surrounded nit f1f dousand uf
| der faithfulness supcheckt is who yos all
eagerness to ketchet him by der arm und
lead der way, und as dey say id in der
story bapers, vispering soft noddingses in
| hees ears, aindt id?
Id vos worse dan a feet ball game, talk
aboudt rushing der back stopper or rush
ing der duck, Wy id vos frihtfulness de.
way dot crowd charged aroundt Wilhelm
und / vos apprehensifness dot he vos in
dalncher uf his life. He finally got ayav
NIT hees hat in Won hant und der front
| pard uf hees coat in der seckond hant
! una in aboudt minute me und him vos
| hewing matly ub der streedt to seen vich
uf us could get to der Iditorium feest.
He beadet me yust by nose, but id vas
| such a closeness. Vile der crowd vos
Gaming ub he set "Budweiser, am gladt
to see you" 1 set ''Velhelm, 1 kreet you
NIT der same kind uf glatness, but uf lade
/ you hat been early. You uset to been be-
hint before. | am glat to see you first al
last, aindt it?"
"Ah, Budweiser,' he set, you are al
ways choking init me, iss id. How are
dings progressing nit demsellufs? haf
you been keeling CLOSE watch uf der skit-
uation, und dit you dfskiffer Something's
Vich would lead you to belief dot Mime
soda is a skinch, aindt id?' You know 1
am depending on you to keeb me in
formationed rekarding Minnesota 2,
Ven, l set, Minnesota ISIS undoubt-
ingly in line, undo if you will notice YOU
| will see dot der Iditorium is gepacke1
fon der fousetops to der cellar bottoms.
aindt id?''
Yust den der band came Swinging
arounds der coner blaying Der Wacht
am Rhein," und Wilhelm set he kess he
bedder appearance himselluf on der
staich, ind hand der Waiting multitudcs
few punches of new oratings vioh he
! hat yust unpacked. He set he would seen
me after der show und finish out our con-
versationings vich id hat been by der
| band interruptioned
Id vas his UNDECIDED Stades Express
| wish dot I shouldt occupation a blaze on
| der staich NIT der olt baddle horses uf
! Ger Democratish barty und / will saw id
! now dot l hat der pleasure uf hearing
| me one uf der finest oratings efer
made listenings to. Wilhelm dit certinglv
| hand dem a few punches dot don't grow
on efery tree. 1t ISIS a marvelousness der
/ way dot man can SPIEL IND besites he
know such muchness. Wy, he talked
aboudt der trusts, und der money mower
until vas shamefulness NIT meinselluf he
talked oboudt der Phlli Pinochle islants
| imberialism, und such dings lige dot. Wv,
he mate der onder site loog lice thirty
cents in aboudt fife minutes Id vos
Won of dose mastery efforts uf hees life
Vich it habbens aboudt four times efery
tay, und at least two times efery hide
Ven he left here he hat to go to Mime
abolis, we're dey had a crowd locked in
der Expositioning buildings, und he would
been expected to mage der same kind NJ
| q spiel.
Alder We escabed der crowd adj der Idi.
torium und mate a run for der streedt
car in safetiness, We hat leedle chat or
| der way ofer to MINNEAPOLIS und he SET
'Budweiser, I am highly irnbressione6
nit der recebtioning hat receifed to-
night, und do nod hesitation to say do
you hat done noply to line ub der poys