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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11
Snake Rite in India

Fully twenty thousand of the popu-
lation of India are annually killed by
snake bites. The most deadly of all
Indian reptiles appears to be the cobra
di capello, which is greatly dreaded by
the bare-legged Hindoos. With view
to reducing the mortality, the govern
ment tried the effect of offering a re-
ward for snakes heads; but, instead Of
diminishing the number of these rep
tiles, 1t only Increased it, as it was dis
covered that the natives were breeding
the snakes in order to secure the re-
ward.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

The frugality which impels million
aires to perjure themselves in order to
avoid the payment of taxes is not con-
fined to any one locality nor to any
country. In this land of freedom we
see gentlemen reputed to be habitual
coupon clippers appearing before the
Board of Review ana swearing that
they are upon the verge of starvation.
In Germany taX-dodging Is more risky
business, but even there ii Is declared
that the taX-gathcrer is evaded to Il
very considerable extent by the eX-
tremely rich men. In England we have
seen the late Duke of Westminster's
estate declared Mt f5OI, ,229, though it is
notorious that its real value Is nearer
f14,000,000. The object, of course. is to
dodge the inheritance tax. All this per-
Jury IL confined to personal property
taxes, because real estate can't be hid.
den from the assessor
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

done If one was willing to pay for it..
He was in quite an excited frame of
mind, and l hardly knew my usual
placid Gus.
"Of course, when you were engaged
to Robert, it was not for me to make
any attempt to win you. l thought you
knew your own mind and had decided
that l was not the sort of fellow you
cared to marry. But this trick gives
me right to speak. Am too late?"
Naturally, | told him he was. That
if he had cared for me in that way he
ought to have come forward long be-
fore. Now that my word was plighted
to Robert, and l could not think of
breaking It, though he had acted in a
most despicable manner, in a manner
to make me ashamed to think he was
my plighted lover-and so on.
TO which Gus replied:
"All right, little girl. If you think so,
l had better go and give him the worst
licking he ever had in his life, even
though they do send me to Jail for it..
But you won't care"
II shall care"
"Then we'd better get married at
once, early tomorrow morning. How
early can you be ready?"
ought to have resisted longer, but l
didn't. l consented to be ready at any
hour that he should name-and was
and we were married.
And that is all there is to the story.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

In State Supreme Court recently
we shield the State from the disgrace
by not giving its name-a judge said:
"lf railroad company kills child, its
parents should be satisfied with a dol.
lars damages. Children are source of
expense to their parents and are of nc
pecuniary benefit" An expression like
that seems like an echo from the de.
luded mother on the banks of the Gan.
ges, though her mistaken sentiment
that leads her TO the sacrifice of hel
babe clothes her with a nobility in com.
parison to which the heart of this civ.
ilized American judge, in this nine.
teenth century, is hive of barbarism
and heathenism. There is a widespread
differentiation of the worth of human
life. The lives of men are crystalized
into wealth-which others than they en-.
Joy-and when death closes the scene
of the individuals exhaustive activity,
the event is as unimportant as was the
slaughter of captives that were lashed
to the wheels of AleXander's chariot.
There is Il brutal contempt for sanctity
of life abroad, and as the spirit of greed
develops, drying up human sympathies
and benumbing the nobility of man.
hood, this contempt becomes more and
more fragrant. But there are few men,
even among the most hardened and de.
graded, to whom the life of child is
not beautiful and does not appeal for
protection. 1t is warped manhood
and anything but nineteenth century
heart that can give birth to thought
like that which this judge expressed
upon the bench. 1t is treason to hu.
manity and an insult to our civiliza.
ton.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

The care of the aged and the iniirm
whose poverty prevents them from pro
vlding for themselves is Il matter of
Importance to every taxpayer. While
the support of our almshouses and pub.
lie homes is an expensive item in our
system of charities, many of them fur
nlsh provision for their inmates that
borders upon the barbarous, and at
best the system seems something ike
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

A girl who was married to man
after an acquaintance of three days
complains because he turns out to be Il
convict and not the naval captain he
represented himself to he. While she
undoubtedly has cause to mourn, it is
hardly right that she should receive all
the sympathy. The man, on his part
ran some risk. He was probably led to
believe that he was getting n wife who
possessed reasoning powers.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11
The Kew Gardens.

The finest gardens in the world are
the Royal Gardens, at Kew. England.
They cover an area of about 2T0 acres,
and are visited by about 100000 per-
sons n year. The gardens contain the
finest collection of exotic plants in the
world, palm house, winter garden,
museum, an observatory, and a school
for gardeners.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

In England the sexes seem to be
changing places. While women are
going into the professions London pa
per reports hundreds of young men
from France, Austria, Switzerland and
other continental countries seeking
housework. The young men, 1t Is said,
are both faithful and competent.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11
Largest Geyser in the World

The largest geyser in the world is the
Excelsior geyser in Yellowstone Park.
Its basin is 200 feet across and $50
feet deep. The basin is full of boiling
water. from which clouds of steam are
constantly ascending. At long inter-
vals water is spouted into the air to
height of from fifty to 300 feet.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

Conan Doyle claims to have invented
a gunsight that will enable an English
man to shoot as straight as a Boer.
This fiction has less color of plausibil-
ity than any tale the noted novelist
ever concocted.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

A man who rescued widow from
death was married to her three days
after his heroic act. When they have
their first quarrel there will be an op-
portunity for him to say things that
will cut her to the quick.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

With coal at $125 a ton in Alaska the
man who discovers a mine Of the
"back diamonds" can laugh at the eff
forts of the gold miners to acquire
wealth.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

Silk handkerchiefs are now being
made up into shirt waists. Last years
shirt waists can be ripped up into
handkerchiefs.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

An oyster combine is typical of the
trust idea because the shelling out is
one of It's primary principles.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

When school teacher is found who
is n good cook, the impression is Gre
ated that the general superintendent OF
destinies somehow got things badly
mixed.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

Evidently it is the desire of Mr.. Frick
to get Mr.. Carnegie's surplus library
fund into a circulating form.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

That the -four trust should be among
the first to go under is significant. 1t
typifies the people between the upper
and the neither milestone.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

Who ran away with the century
question?
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

Emperor Williams play, "The Iron
TOOTH" is reported to be failure. 1t
must be decent.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11
Britain in America.

British landlords are said to own 90.
900 acres of land in the United States.
an area larger than that of Ireland.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

Gratitude is sublime passion, but
like all other sublime things it is rare
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

cHAs. f. &ADA e. soULE, pubs.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-11

TOLEDO. OREGON
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1900-01-11

He wonId.

He Would.
Geemently jimpson! Wouldn't
Man be regular rip shorter
Eff he'd never done what he ortn't
An allus done what he orter?
Detroit Free Press.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1900-01-11
Lacking.

Il gave that tramp whole mince
pie"
"Well?"
He said real lady would have
added some Roquefort cheese" In
dianapolis Journal.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1900-01-11
"oH. IsAY! I WISH I HADN'T!"
Home Chat.

An Outward Indication.
"Who is the stout man across
there?"
That's Margin, the great stock
manipulation
HE does look pretty stocky.s
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1900-01-11

She's Got Him Scared.
Bright ITALIA hath a tricky tongue;
To right and left her wit is flung.
Oh, much dread the fate is mine
TO sit next Thalia when we dine!
Chicago Record.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27
POsT-INTELLIGENC WANT Al
AGENCIES.

The Postrnteiligenoor hA established branch .gsn-
untfl 10 .. m each day. The rates charged az the
branch aEsndes the at the Post Intslh
gencer business Office Cash ads only will he taken
at branch agencies Following Is the list a agencies
forke HnrrfnGtOn's drug store,
second avenue md Pike.
broadway Pharmacy, y. r.. Fisher,
Broadway and james.
Renton nm Pharmacy, Madison
street and Fifteenth avenue.
WaiIa waIia Pharmacy, Twenty
nrst and East Jefferson.
Freeborn's Pharmacy, Ninth ave-
nue. south and jackson.
shirtIcn's Drug store, Twenty
third avenue south and jackson.
schmitz' Drug store, 1922 Howell,
corner Boren.
North seattle Pharmacy, Bsttery
mud first avenue.
A. u. Guys Pharmacy, Denny way
una Fifth avenue north.
+. u. Costiean's Pharmacy, Queen
Anne avenue and Roy street.
BALLARD.
Preston's Pharmacy, ballard av-
enae.
FREMONT.
Fremont Drug Company, Lake
street and Ewing avenue.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27

REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS.

Tho following deeds were filed yesterday in the
county auditors office To- record
fiakon Osnan to u Buwman lot o. Meeker's
supplemental plat o. hrSt add to Rent. $40
}. W. Cisa 20 Lyman G smith lot s. block g.
Msynari plat 81 The revenue stamps indicate the
w WI, college 70 J r. Mathew. lots G. :. 5,
ED %, block IS HigeloN add. 500
nell. lots and O. block H. River Park: $40
fo'ler rtate, incorporated TO Carrie Robson
naft ot feHier donation claim. near Yescr way aud
Ole G,n,derson to Sarah = Carson lot G. block
Tennis X Thurston 10 Lula u Thur.top lot,
> aud 3 block u, Woods South Shore division of
Emily @. .Davi, to Aionzo a. Davis. 100 acres
rs..s ai j. g MoTnes donation claim. lcoated
y and 9cs'b 6a s'G o o ap5 I"@ d os 9' lq,'
hloct g. IN ralatine mn add to seattle also lot
Y block - Edo. \ Kngll' add also lot H.
md lot O. hloek 10, aud lot b. block 10 and 10,
bloch J. and lot hloee - aud lot . block IS
Hauiaburg also o's and I block ,. town Of Dun
genes aud also the court house property 10 New
Oscar Hansen ya John II rerrisouc plaintiff
uvner4 81 lots and ? 81 " d a. ~ e. Il 90 100
g, containing ls 6lm acres San y aette boundary
u. Fcan 20 Edward u Fairchld lot 10
hleek u, Denny \ Hoyt's add $50
Edward \ Atwood 20 Frud W West. lot /. block
B. fesle,., s,cond add 500
ps, " rgnti9' seeoni add 500
Martin MeAndrev. 70 George Eakon. nj Of nwi
MA G.eeg. Islc ciSss Railroad adA nm ''' !"
Frances r. Emery 10 Franz ahatcr INA ii snd a
h.ck ;. Sarah H. Ncslers First add $50
william Hcyrs 20 n,uamin = Smith south 80
Batcs seroud add $50 '''' " ''' D. DUCK O.
William 4 Watson to Geo II Lane. ~ lot
Moek q. .Terrys First add SOW This property
D. HNi@ let ana iarot on Eighth avenue
i,eoaFl G'.''en 60 hsar ngecy admlnistra,or
bAnpl NJ Loud % Mo Lizzie Weaver lots 8 and
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27

PUBLISHERS NOTICE -Trnveiing agents arr
J. A. McClsllan, O. y. LOOMS. i. Blanchard aud
AUS. J. Laughaiu City collectors arc u. 7. Haw
ley JOHN p. sheehan. + II. Gohlke. c. IT. Stehen
and Robert Akin. Postnastcrs everywhere are our
agents Pay money only to these and 70 our
the Northwest
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27
LICENSES TO WED.

The following licenses to wed were issued By County
Auditor Eyonson:
Thomas II. Jones, of Franklin, and Annie A.
Coffin Of Seattle.
Dominique Dubost i3l and Louise Blot (sl. 18th
If Seattle.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27
HFIr wA>ren-Narr Am FEMALE

"a. ~ rFl Man ana wife far mine l,ari-
ing house Aplh "a Pioneer .ailiu-
between 10 and u toiay
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27
WANT ADS.

Advertisement under any
heading in classified columns, I
, lie word each insertIont min- I
. imum charge, 25c. CIassihed
embellishments running one
month without change of copy,
eI.5O per line seven words
count To Iine). On three 4
months order. sI.35 per line
per MONTH on six months or !
der. Sf.2O per line per months Z
ON yearly order, ~ per line
per month. Z
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27

WANTED Night Waterman: second
cook. mill hands; hotel cook. $40. plan
erman, 81: country cook $40 clear Dish
washers 81 month, the best road Job in
the state, s. u DAY buckers. s. g.. 2-horso
teamster, $50 clear. machine drill run
ners. car leaders g. miners. 81 so to
- " day, coke drawers 49, swampers.
S.I5i ten-block sawyer, chance TO get to
Nome as cooks or sailors. garden farm
hands SO machinists. drag sawyer.
miliWrights, swHmpers. $50, hookteud-
ers 81 g; ruadmeu. s2.25, ana all KINDS
and Transfers s. tree pass. farm ana
milking Jobs, So, to $50. laboror. at brit K
and stone buildings smelter help 81 ~
to g. 80 day, brick offbcarers, tiemakers.
Cranes lt5 Washington street.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27

WANTED-A few solicitors to soil stocks
332 Burke building
MEN wanted to learn barber trade. only
eight weeks required special induce
monJs this season. Illustrated catalogue.
mag OF city and souvenir mailed free.
Moler's Barber College, san Francisco
California
SHIPPING or other clsrkshla. or similar
situation wanted boy we'll -tee'mm. ndrl
young man with three years railroad pf.
nee experience Address Nj - care POST
lutcaigtnccr
IOGGERs WATERPROOF SHOES
Asbestos tanned calf. high laced hand
made rignt here, warranted Pacific
brokerage Company. lW- First avenue.
MEN. every where Co tutel 81 weekly
also expenses and commission. auua Iae
cal no fake Address safes Depart
partment ss'3 Market ST, Philadelphia
Statesmen 70 scu perfumes toilet
soaps, etc. 20 dealers; SOD monthly
aud expenses, experience unnecessary
iiamcr ivrfumcry Co, -. Louis No
WANTED Salesman must 10 bright ana
artVt, kpol position iul s1,t man. state
nhH AMI experience Address rs 1- caro-
l'st- Int .ustuy,t
MtN free sample - rgc.irofouc az tsl4
First avenue cures stomach ana kidney
aim, PTS 'is .inai.sm an- t,oej dssas-
,s E.,etr.r 100
NrEHJENDEN a.,smsn and ,r.nl.x
trWmr- fHl fr.r s.'t and a..i.u lr-
fAttw-nt The Ma.uulkL, s. south
FittSr.clASs utu.r a.rt.I 10 i,a...
wHrk E-h' NRzss Hti steady U rk Ap-
Ii' J. Hran4t has sa. N',taria. D. w.
MArrREss maker A..r Ws.a.astsn
'aA .'a.i@'g 'nt"nt corner
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27

The following letters await advertisers
az this office
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27
ron Observation-Disclosures.

For SALE-MIsCELLANEO
AUCTION SALE-Carload of Al heavy
draft horses, Just arrived from Oregon:
Will be sold at auction for cash Mon
day, March 26th; at 2 p. m, az Montana
stables, corner Fourth and Warrington
street, all broke to single and double
harness; good genuine pulers; also bug
giles; harness. saddles, etc. Scoones &
Co, auctioneers.
HORSES FOR sALE-S head horses
weighing from 1000 to 1850 pounds each
Any purchaser win do well to call and
see our horses and get prices before
Snohomish, Wash.
BELGIAN hares; pedgreed and meat
stock. Rabbits at oil prices, Yukon stock
speciality; write for prices. satisfac-
ton guaranteed. Homer Kennedy. care
Harper q Reynolds Company, Los An
geles. Cal.
I can positively beat them all examine
our high grade tallor-made ulsht
clothing sold for third the actual value
at 10 Second avenue south. Phone
Red l222
SECOND hand upr!gh, Fischer, Decker
Bros. Everett. Emerson at prices 20
move quick cash or installment Ram
aker. lil5 Second avenue.
BOILER and engine. nearly new. also
pumps for Nome, Rarr0n Bros, l02O
First avenue. or 1916 Western avenue.
DRAFT driving and pack horses one 10
TWO carloads received every week, Alas
la dogs. Crandall ~ Co, 5ll Sixth
avenue south
ONE t-horse boiler. 3-inch Duplex pump.
also centrifugal pumps all sizes. Log
ger Supply en-, ~ 1csier way
FOR SALE .Eegs. 5 G white leshorn.
Knapp strain. 81 Tor 10. Address O &c,
care Post-Intellgencor.
= r d.
back scotch marine boiler. Apply Vul-
can Iron works Co
FOUR1EEN-TON schooner two years
old tn good order, Address \ 81. care
Post- intellisencer
MAGIC lanterns new. second hand NOV
Ing pictures. Billiard & Breck. ll Post
san Francisco.
FOR sALE-Gasoline launch In goo8 or
Ser Is feet long Inquire al Arlington
FOR sALE-Teu R-I-P-A-N-s f6- s cents.
az irugsists- one gives relief
COLUMBIA bicycles. Hartford bicycles
Christopher. lii2 Second.
SHOW CAsEs in stock nnd made 10 or
der ISIS First
AMERICAN flags by MAJ clark. Union
FOR EHCHANGE-AISCE
WILL trade PAYING farm. close 20. for
good Seattle proqerty ~ timber land
.----------------------
Foh sALE-LINE sTOCR.
HORSES sa- aale eat Lake Bennett. ~ C..
Do god condition st.Irtalt.u E-aran-
DOL For latrmaa.n ayr,y - VI
, htNth. u On. u1l1 lHAdlAF - attic.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27

WANTEp--A few solicitors TO soil stocks
332 Burke building
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FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

HOUSES, stores and flats. Pioneer Rent
and Collection Company. ROCKWELL
block.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27
HELT wANTED-MALE.

WANTED-l,000 station men for Lake
Bennett Division. White Pass ~ Yukon
route. Twenty eight miles Of heavy
side hill rock work. which will be let
direct TO station men at highest prices
month; supplies and powder at lowest
prices Apply to NJ. J. fleney Contract
or, 10 Colman building. Seattle. Wash.
or Inns of Court building, Vancouver.
L. G.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27

MEN wanted to learn barber trade. only
eight weeks required special induce
monJs this season. Illustrated catalogue.
mag OF city and souvenir mailed free.
Moler's Barber College san Francisco
California
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27
FOR s.LE-MusIcAL INSTRUMENTS.
FOR sALE-MACHINERY.

ONE new XII Scotch marine boiler Ad-
dress Vulcan Iron Works, Seattle, Wash
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27

WANTED-By an old lady, room and
board in a family without children; plain
home cooking; suburbs preferred. Ad-
dress for two weeks 20. care Post
InteligenCer
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27
FOR RENT-LoDGING HOUSES,

FOR RENT OR LEASE-New lodging
house OF IS rooms, for light housekeep-
ing: rooms average l6 feet square; ready
for occupancy MAY list; close in; good
neghborhood. must be responsible per
son. Frank II. Renick & Co. 212 Bailey
block.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27

SHIPPING or other clrrkshlp cor similar
situation wanted boy ril-tec'Wm. uj,l
acc experience Address Nj - care Post
f0tcNiEtnCgr
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WANTED TO RENT-HoUsEs.

----~-----------~------
WANTED-By April u a completely furn-
ished house of to 5 rooms, good refer
ences given. Address y 70, care Post
Intelligencer
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PERsoNAI-Continued.

----------~------------~~-~
-ELECTROZONE cured me of blood dis
eases. w. Clark, col Main street Free
sample l5i4 First avenue. Eectrozone
has no equal
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27

FOR RENT-Houses. William n. Red
field. 3o2 New York block.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-03-27
BUSINESS CHANCES.


81, 25l-For mill company's boarding
house about 20 boarders. board guaian-
teed and paid by company. clear profit
of $50 per month. A grand opportunity
for competent couple to make money
on a small investment
Two good opportunities in the llquor bust
ness, money makers; leases licenses
etc. Parties going to Alaska and bound
to sell
For particulars call or write
5l3 New York Block.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1900-04-26

Three friends who had been spend
ing the eyening at their club agreed
that the one who did not do as his
wife told him when he got home
should pay for an oyster supper.
Smith, In trying 10 find the matches.
trod ON the eat.
That's right" said his wife. waking
mp: kill the poor eat. and have done
with it.
well" thought Smith. IN have
Ia kill the eat or pay for he supper. ''
So he killed the cat.
Brown was no less fortunate when
he arrived home. In the dark h,
stumbled against the piano.
why don't you break the piano? -
demanded his wife.
brown ~ once broke the piano.
When Jones got home he stumbled
on the top step of the staircase.
"Go'on." said his wife from III,
bedroom. Tumble downstairs and
break your neck"
mot me-" answered Jones. "II
pay for the supper Londo,
Answer.