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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-01-16
GAMBLE-TOwNsEN
ROUTE.
sTEAMER PROSPER

Leaves City dock daily at 1880 a. m. ex-
port Gamble. Port Ludlow and Port
Townsend. Returning, reaches Seattle at
2. a M daily. Sunday leaves for Port
Townsend direct at a. m; returning.
leaves Port Townsend for Seattle direct
al D. IN. Telephone Main ~. Lilly. Boz
partiis <, Co. Agents.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-01-16
Telephone Main 52s.

Landing at White Star Dock. foot Of
Spring street.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-01-16

WHATCOM AND SEATTLE ROUTE
STEAMER BAY CITY
Leaves City dock. foot of Main street,
tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays at
& n. m. for Anacortes, Falrhaven and
whatcom. Returning. leaves Whatcom
sundays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 8
Fare from Seattle, s1-00.
W. II. ELLIS & SON. Owners
w. ]. ELLIS, Traffic Manager.
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PORT TOWNSEND. SAN JUAN ISL
ANDS AND WHATCOM ROUTE.
AR TrInaDCnN

Carving Uunited States mail leaves City
dock foot of Main street, Sundays. Tues
days and Thursdays. at IL O'Clock mid
niyht for Port Townsend, San Juan ISL
ards and New Whatcom. Returning.
leaves New Whatcom Tuesdays, Thurs
DAYS and Saturdays at a. m. J. r.
gardus & Co., Agents. City Dock Tels-
phone Main 81.
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FOR TACOMA AND OLYMPIA.

STEAMER MULTNOMAH
Daily, except Sunday, leaves for Tacoma
and Olympia at ] p. m
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FOR VANCOUVER. b. c.. DIRECT.
STEAMER NORTH PACIFIC.


McWilhanne ...... 80. ...............MasteE
Leaves Yesler wharf every Mondays
Wednesday and Friday at p. M.
Arrives Vancouver 10 a. m. followin4
day.
Leaves Vancouver every Tuesday. Thurs
day and Saturday at p. m.
Arrives OF Seattle at 10 a. m. following
day.
Connects at Vancouver with e. p. R.
trains for all points East. and with steam
ers for Nanaimo, Comox, Victoria, New
Westminster and Texada Island ports.
Freight will not he received at Seattle
after p. m. on day Of sailing.
For freight or passage apply at the Of
flee of the Vancouver line. Yesler wharf.
Telephone. Red 1851.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-01-16

Fare between Seattle and Tacoma. soc:
round trip. S5c.
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STEAMER A. n. ROBINSON.
CarrvfnU II n Mail

Carryfng q. B, MAI,
On Port Orchard and Port Washington
route, leaves City dock $50 a. m, calling
at South Beach. Burchell, Brick Yard.
Bremerton, u. 8. Navy Yard, Sidney,
Charleston. Tracyton. Chico, Silverdale
p M. arrives Seattle at { p. m. r. NJ.
Robinson, Master. Lilly. Bogardus q Co.
Agents. Telephone Main 81.
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FLY ON THE FLYER

SEATTLE TO TACOMA
Four round trips daily, except Sunday.
In ono hour and TWENTY-FIVE minuto8
THE STEAMER FLYER"
Regular. daily trips, Seattie-TacomA
route. as follows:
TAKING EFFECT TUESDAY, JUNE &
TIME CARD.
Leave Seattle-7:A5. HIS q. m: 2:l6, s:11
D. m.
Leave Tacoma--s:3o a. m; I. An p. a.
SUNDAYS
Leave seattle--7:30 a. M, II n1., s p. N.
Leave Tacoma-9:30 a. m, $50, 7:o p. m.
Landing at Northern Pacific wharf, Ta-
coma. and Commercial dock. foot Of Ma
sundays' steamer Flyer or Greyhound.
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THE FAvORITE u. s. MAIL STEAMER
.STATE OF WASHINGTON,

THE FAVORfTE u. 8. NAIL STEAMER
STATE OF WASHINGTON"
Has now resumed her regular run be-
tween Seattle, Everett, Anacortes, Fair
haven and whatcom, daily except Batur-
day. at 10 y. M, from Yesler wharf.
This paiatial and popular steamer IL
just from the hands OF shipwright; ma.
condition for this seasons business.
Elegant staterooms and cuisine tine best.
The travelling public can now be assured
freight. the State" being the only daily
boat on the Seattle Whatcom route.
PACIFIC NAVIGATION co.
Phone Main SIT. Yeslsr Wharf.
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sKAGIr RIVER ROUTE. Steamer ska

GIT Iueen--- n
Wednesday al IL midnight, Friday at ID
midnight: leaves Mount vernon Tuesday
al D. m. Thursday at p. m Saturday
at p. m. calling at Edmonds, Stanwood.
For passenger and freigh. rates apply 1T
CITY Dock Telephone. Main 81. w. p.
Gflkeson. General Manager.
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COMPOSITION ], We az arc sompp psDsssa
for the trade tany measure) in Agate.
and Small Plea Satisfaction guaranteed
Call or address Post-lntelligencsr. 6eat-
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SEATTLE & EVERETT NAVIGATION
COMPANY.
GO ON THE GREYHOUND

SEATTLE. EVERETT AND EDMONDS
ROUTE.
Time Card-Leaves Seattle A. M, II m.
and o. m. Leaves Everett 2;l5 a. M.
2:30 %. M and Tbs p. m.
Three round trips daily. except Sunday.
Connections--At Seattle with the steam
or FLYER for Tacoma. At Everett with tho
steamer Mkado for Snohomish and with
ths Everett & Monte Cristo railway for
Monte Cristo and way stations.
Colman dock, Seattle; Merchants dock.
tverett. Telephones, Seattle, Red 331; Ey-
erett, 6s. f. B. SCOTT. Manager.
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DAILY BOATS TO PORT TOWNSEND
AND PORT ANGELES FROM
CITY DOCK


sundays. Tuesdays and Thursdays at -
midnight for Port Townsend. Port Wills
Jams. Dungeness. Port Angeles Pors
Crescent. Gettysburg, Pysht. Clallam ana
Neah Bay. Returning. leaves Port Ange-
les Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturday.
ut a. M: leaves Port Townsend At ~
a. M: arrives in Seattle at $50 p. m.
Steamer Garland leaves City dock Nom
days. Wednesdays and Fridays at ~ mid
night for Port Townsend, Port Williams.
Dungeness, Port Angeles and Victoria.
Returning. leaves Port Angeles ut 9 "a.
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays:
leaves Port Townsend at u q M; arrives
In Seattle at $50 p. IN.
Telephone Main 61s.
CAPT. J. X. THOMPSON, Manager.
FOR WHIDRY ISLAND POINTS AND
LA CONNER--Steamer FAIRHAVEN
leaves Central dock, Seattle, daily at 10
p. m. except Saturday Returning, leaves
La Conner at a. m. daily except Sunday.
touching at Edmunds. Clinton, Browns
Point, Langley, Coupeyille, San de Fuca,
Oak Harbor. Utsalady and La Conner.
FOR ANAcoRTEs, FAIRHAvEN.
WHATCOM AND BIlAINE--Steamer
GEORGE e. STARR leaves Central dock.
Seattle, at p. m. Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays. Returning leaves Whatcom
at p. m. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Satur-
La CONNER TRADING & TRANsPoR-
TATION CO.. Owners Telephone. Main
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STEAMER CITY OF ABERDEEN
Daily, except Sunday. leaves for Tacoma
and Olympia at a. m.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
Danish HOsuitality.

A correspondent of the Dundee Ad-
vertiser writes from Denmark: The
people OF Denmark, though sprung
from the same stock as ourselves, are
infinitely more polite and hospitable-
so much SO that my friend the Scotch
landowner. who is Scotch to the back.
bone and never more Scotch than when
out Of Scotland, early came to the con.
clusion that their %politeness, besides
being a MIGHTY trouble to themselves,
was a sheer waste Of time l did no
find it SO. l rejoiced that it was one OF
their characteristics, for they were
eve willing to show me their farms
and their diaries and their bacon cur.
ing establishments, though l had been
assured before leaving this country
that the Danish creamery at least was
shut against the stranger.
Like most continental people have
met. the Dane puts himself to no end
Of trouble to help you. and after he
gives all the information you want rot
must needs go to his home and drink
his drink and smoke his cigars. as old
friends in this country might do afte,
years Of Separation.'
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
There Er. johnson Was Married.

Cnc Of the moS interesting entire!
in the parish register Ct 81. Wer
bur-h's. Derby. relates TO the marria-,
Ct Dr. Jol!nsun and tie widow Porter
which was celebrated in 81. Wer
hUr@l'S. 1t reads:
"Mard. :;anll Johnson. of ye parisl
Of s.. Na.y'S. in L:chtiriI. ard Eliza
beta Porter. of yr parish Of s. Philip
in Bl.aLl."
Why the COUP" Si,oi.I,i have IRA lie
FROM Birmingham to Derby to be we,
is greatly 'la:k. Even Roswell con
fessed thai h could not understand
the reason. Johnson. however. CAV,
him an amusing 0 Of tie jour
ney. They must Lay" looked IL Jueerl,
matched pair IS they walked uD thu
aisle Of 81. Werburgh's. he an awk
ward. big boned. stumbling man. she .:
young person Of nearly 80" and DOS
sessed Of scant Observation-Disclosures
ster Gazette.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08

The other wounded men constantly
cried out Tor water. and we then sent
~ Of the prisoners-there were five
or six Of them-with a white flag to
Ladysmith to fetch doctors.
"One Englishman had been struck by
V bullets. by four and one by
three. There was. l believe. not one
-ho had less than two bullet wounds.
and. considering that we were only
seven in number and continued firing
for only about five minutes, you can
see that it must have been warn work.
Besides that. the English carried off q
couple Of their wounded u of the
ditch. All their guns had bayonets
fixed to them. l took four guns, but
l gave two to the doctor to serve as
splints for the broken legs Of two of
the wounded. Among the % were
Captain Faley, u major and one cor
poral.
Farther on the English killed three
OF Jul men with bayonets and wound.
ed two. Higher up the hill there lay
ten dead Of the English. and where we
had been challenged by them also lay
one. Isaac Malberbe has gone to Pre-.
toria with the prisoners, and if you
meet him he can tell you all about it.
If Hjalmar is still in Pretoria. let
him bring us a couple Of water bottles.
for we have already suffered once or
twice from having none. Tell Att |
have received Willie Rri1IS letters and
also tell him he must not insist OH com
inc to the front. for it is no picnic.
Il shall now conclude with love to
ALL"
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
Cu-n.e. Across the sea:

il the charming title OF . charming booi
from the fscile pen OF Mr.. Sam T. Glover
the we'll known author and newspaper
editor.
The "Glimpses" are particularly per
tinent lust now when 90 many people
are considering about going TO the Paril
Exposition, and many people will be glad
to know that the Chicago, Milwaukee 4
St. Paul Railway has purchased o edi'
ton OF Mr.. Clover's work for distribu.
ton.
In sending your address for 9 copy
please enclose six cents to pay postage
Geo. 81. Heafford, General Passenger
Agent, Old Colony Building, Chicago
Ill.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
st. Paul Union Stock Yards.

st. Paul Union Stock Yards.
SOUTH ST. PAUL, March :.
HOGS-Market SC higher. Quality fai,
to good. Range of prices, $4.7O@A. Is.
CATTLE-Market for butcher cattle,
steady. Stockers strong and feeder,
steady.
Sales ranged at g. 5O94.eO for stockers;
t2.25@5.75 for cows; q. 1926 for heifers;
A.OO@4.15 for steers; $500 for calves; e.. lt
as 40 for bulls.
SHEEP-Market strong and in good
demand.
Sales ranged at $4.OO@4.25 for sheep;
$5.OOA6.25 for lambs.
Receipts: Cattle. 800; calves, 100; hogs,
1000; sheep, 80.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
Chicago Grain and Provisions.

CHICAGO. March Z.
WHEAT-March. 641ac; May. 65Ac;
July, Csc: September. 67hc.
CORN-March, 3312c; May. 35lsc; July,
354c: September. 35s sM35s4c.
OATS-March, 2!54c; May, 232sc; July,
22l4c.
PORK-March, 1880; May. 5000;
July. $40 81.
FLAX-Cash. Northwestern. tl6),
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
Chicago Union Stock Yards.

CHICAGO, March Z.
CATTLE-Market loo higher.
Sales ranged at $5.OO@6.OO for good to
prime steers: S4.OO@4.75 for poor to me-.
dunn; g. 4O14..5 for stockers and feeders:
S3.Oo@4.6O for cows and heifers; g. 900
400 for Texas fed steers.
HOGS-Market strong to &c higher.
Sales ranged at $4.65M4.SO for mixed
and butchers: 81. 7OM4.92A for good to
choice heavy; S4.65@i.75 for rough heavy;
$4,000 s2k for light; g. 759IS5 for
bulk of sales.
SHEEP-Market strong t. a shade
higher.
Sales ranged at s4.75@5 s. for sheep;
s.. 40 for lambs.
Receipts: Cattle, 10000; hogs. %, 600;
sheep, 1900.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08

Aman named E. Presson. OF Preeson-
Vile. Kans., wrote a letter the other day,
saying the opinion Of everybody in bic
town who has used Foley's Honey and
Tar ia, that it is the very best medicine
for ls grippe. colds. coughs. etc.
CHRIS. Schultz.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
OIL Plant IN Fire.

CHICAGO, March 1.-THE plant of the
National Linseed Oil company at Polk
and Ellsworth streets, caught fire a,
noon and was totally destroyed. Loss,
$50, 600.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
sioux CITY Live Stock.

Sioux City Live stock.
SIOUX CITY. Ia, March Z.
CATTLE-Market steady.
Sales ranged at s 4OO@4.75 for beeves;
E2.OO@4.W for cows, bulls and mixed
8. O@4.4 10 for stockers and feeders; $i.a
gao for calves and yearlings.
H~OGS-Market 21s@5c higher. Range
of prices, e4.65G4.7O.
Receipts: Cattle, 1000; hogs. 1900.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
h Poets Choice.

Il don't care for your poem, The
Song OF the Lark" remarked the edi-
tor. The poet sighed YEARLY.
ITO tell the TRUTH" he replied, II my
self much prefer the lay Of the hem
Philadelphia Record.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08

NJ. b. Smith, Butternut. Mich, says,
"DeWitt's Little Early Risers are the
very best pills ever used for ~costivenese,
liver and bowel troubles.
Cook & ODEE.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
LATEST MARKET REPORT.
Duluth Grain.

Duluth Grain.
DULUTH, March 2.
WHEAT-Cash No. l hard. Csc; No.
Northern, 64hc; No. 3 Northern, &c;
No. 8. 5Shc. To Arrive-No. l hard
CSC; No. l Northern, 641ac: May, 65s4c;
July. 66Ac.
FLAX-To arrive, $1.5sc; May, $l.5s;
September, gill.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
Mrs. LaWtOH Gets Her M,,ne..

WASHINGTON, March Gen. Corbin
has turned over to Mrs. Lawton. widow
OF the late Major General Lawton, the
fund subscribed by the people of the
country. 1t amounted to $9S, 432. OF.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08

Perfect womsnhood depends on per-
sect health. Natures rarest gift of
physical beauty comes to oil who use
Rocky Mountain Tea. IS cents.
FRANK SIXTH.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
PauncefOte to Remain.

LONDON, March THE Associated
Press learns that the British govern.
ment has decided that Lord Pauncefote
will remain as ambassador at Washing.
ton indefinitely.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08

|, Mrs. Herriet Evans, Hinsdsle. III.
writee, never fail to relieve my children
from croupa at once BY using One Min
ute Cough Cure. I would not feel safe
without it." Quietly cures coughs,
colds, grippe aud all throat and lung
diseases.
Cook q ODEE.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
Cook q ODEE.

To secuve the original witch hazel
salve, ask for DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. we'll known as q certain Curo for
piles and skin diseases. Beware OF
worthless counterfeits. They are
dangerous.
Cook & ODER
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-03-08
Minneapolis Wheat.

MINNEAPOLIS, March Z.
WHEAT-In Store-No. / Northern
March. 64s4c; May. 64kc; July, 642.c
On Track-No. l hard, $3.50; No.
Northern. 63Ac; No. 2 Northern, 62Ac.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-05-31
BoER RESOLUTION REFERRED.
Senate Sends 1t to Committcc-.-st.
Louis Fair lsjl.

Washington, May 31.--A few min
utes before adjournment last evening,
the senate added to the sundry civil
appropriation bill an amendment pro-
viding $5,0O0,O0O for the Louisiana
purchase exposition to be held in 1908,
on condition that $10,OOO,OO0 in addi-
ton be raised by the exposition au-
thorities. The amendment was Of
fered by Senator Cockrell, of Missouri,
and was adopted without debate and
without division. Because an amend
ment offered by him subsequently
was stricken out ON a point of order,
Senator Gallinger, of New Hampshire,
moved to reconsider the st. Louis fair
amendment, and that motion is now
pending. AS it is known that II con-
siderable majority of the senate fa-
tors the fair amendment it seems rea-
sonably likely that the motion to re-
consider will not be adopted.
Senator Bacon, of Georgia, adj
ator Teller's resolution expressing
sympathy for the Beers. The pending
resolution was, in his opinion, con-
servative, proper and not in any way
violating international law.
lNt tuc CONCLUSION OIL SoendIOF Bu-
cons speech Senator Davis moved that
the resolution be referred to the COM
mittee on foreign relations. The mo-
ton was agreed to, 40 to 26, as fol-
lows:
Yeas-Aldrich, Allison, Bard, Bev-
sridge, Burrows, Carter, Clark, Gull
ION, Deboe, Depew, Ell<ins, Fairbanks,
Foraker, Foster, Gallinger, Hans
brough, Hawley, Kyle, Lindsay,
Lodge, Mcbride, McComas, McCum-
Der, McMillal. Penrose, Perkins, Pet
tus, Platt of Connecticut, Platt of New
York. Proctor, Quarles, Ross, Scott,
Sewell, Shoup, Simon, Stewart, Thurs
ton. Wetmore, Wolcott-40.
Nays-Allen, Bacon, Bate, Caffcry,
Chandler, Clay. Coclsrell, Cuberson,
Daniel, Hale, Harris, Heitfeld, Hoar,
ZONES of Arkansas, Kenney, Mallory,
Martini, Mason, Money, Pettigrew,
Rawlins; Teller, Tillman, Turley, Tur-
ner-2G.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-05-31
Emo OF NJ. {. CONFERENCE
Twenty-Third QuadrenniaI Gather.
ing Of the Church in Chi
cago Closes.

Chicago, May 31.-Shortly after
noon today the venerable Bishop Bow
man, now superannuated, made a
brief address of parting to the dele
gates of the twenty-third quadren-
ninl conference of the Methodist Epis-
copal church, and after a brief prayer
by Bishop Warren the general confer
ence passed into history. Before ad
journment the conference approved
the authorization of unordained min
listers to perform the marriage cere-
mony. The debate on proposed
changes in the ratio of representation
to the general conference consumed
much time, but by an overwhelming
vote it was decided to make no
change.
An amendment offered by DIR. Jor-
dan. of South Dakota, to the report of
the committee on education requiring
the university senate of the church to
recognize certificates from students
from other than Methodist colleges
presenting themselves for cNamina-
ton for the ministry was adopted and
the report accepted. Reports of
minor Importance were read from
other committees and adopted
At last nights session of the con
ference the report of the commit.c
on episcopacy was adopted in it's ca
,tirety, Omaha, however being substi-
tuted as an episcopal residence instead
of Topeka, the location originally
recommended. Bishop McCabe was
assigned as the bishop resident.
After refusing to allow Bishop Wal
In,, t1,n ,-i1ora nf Sto%inrr l,ir ella E
the controversy with the Wisconsin
conference, the delegates voted almost
unanimously to adopt the report of
ing him for his action in refusing to
accept a delegation of preachers or to
receive a petition from them. Bishop
Walden's friends made bitter strug-
gle to prevent the passage of the cen
surfing measure. They tried to OBJ
tain for him the privilege of address
ing the conference, but they were
howled down. He was finally allowed
to file with the secretary written
statement of his defense. but this was
permitted only on condition that the
Wisconsin conference be given similar
permission.
Bishop Randolph S. Foster, retired
farcd poorly likewise. His friends
made an effort to have him excepted
from the provision adopted by the
committee allowing superannuateel
general superiptendents one-half of
the salary of tile last year of their eff.
fective service. Despite the eloquent
pleas made in behalf of the bishop the
vote against the exception was over.
whelming.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-05-31
Fat and Lean.

Scientists with the government in
Washington assert that American men
are bullying in the middle because
they eat wheat and oats in one form
or another, says the Cleveland Leader,
Men with large stomachs are FREE
quently proud of the distinction. Of
ten they stand with their hands on
their hips and their coat tails pushed
back. The side elevation may he
startling to the belSolder or may be
entertaining or may engender, covet.
BUSINESS. 1t all depends upon /, the
point of view. But stomachs are
largely matter of food and drink.
If you want flesh about the hips
and abdomen eat sugar and starch
wheat, oats, fresh bread, cake, pie,
preserves, candy, ice cream, potatoes,
heavy soups, fat meats, nuts, butter,
cream, oyster patties, goose livers,
beans and bananas.
Ii you are already too large, diet,
diet, diet, and then begin all over
again. Cruelty your appetite; go into
straight jacket; array yourself in
sackcloth and ashes. Live on lean
meat, eggs, fish and raw cabbage.
Drink hot water. Walk five miles be-
fore dinner. Starvc in the land of
plenty. Become irritable. Watch
the hungry and fierce look grow into
your face. Go to the scales every day.
Dream of banquets. In three months
your clothing will not fit you. Oh,
it's grtjD6-fun for the tailor and the
doctor
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-05-31
AN AmsRlcAN GIRL, Iool
Only Woman VINO Has interviewed
the PrtAfess uf Wales.

Only Woman Who Has interviewed
the Prtn$ess nf Wales.
Saturday Evening Post: The only
newspaper woman who ever inter-
viewed the princess of Wales is an
American girl, Miss Mary Penfield. Il
came about in curious way. A new
drama was being presented at lead
ing London theater and Miss Penfield,
her editor .artdst9 plaHNright were
occupying a-box-.. Suddenly there was
round of applause and into the royal
box came the princess " ANnles and
lady.
The playwright looked at his friends
and exclaimed, II wonder how the
princess likes my piece!"
Miss Penfield, more in joke than in
earnest, replied, "I'll go and find out"
She was promptly challenged to do
it, and rather than be accused of fear,
rose and left the box. AS required by
London etiquette she was in evening
toilette, better dressed, in fact, than
most of the audience. At the royal
box the official looked at her inquir-
.ingly, and when she nodded he opened
the door and bowed her in. She adj
vanced two steps and bowed to the
princess, who motioncd her to chair.
She seated herself promptly and lis
tened to the princess comments upon
the play. Undoubtedly she had been
mistaken for some one else, because at
the end of fifteen minutes the box
opened to admit a lady who rcsembled
her in face and figure. Miss Penfield
thereupon rose, bowed humbly and re-
turned to her friends, to whom she re-
peatcd the criticisms.