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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
The farmer who keeps

~ rich i'll honey where the bee
can get them with least effort, means all
increase in the quantity and quality Of
the honey garnered in the hives.
It is on this principle that DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery increases the
quantity and quality of the nutrition of
the body. The ingredients of this medi-
cine are selected to furnish the blood
and stomach with the essential materials
for body building, in a concentrated and
assimilable form. They make the con-
ditions under which the stomach and
organs of digestion and nutrition must
work, as easy as possible, and so reduce
strain and waste. As the strength of
the body is r~e-established disease is
thrown off. 1t is due to this fact that
persons with weak lungs, obstinate
cough, bronchitis, and other diseases,
which if neglected lead to consumption,
find a complete cure by using Golden
Medical Discovery"
"Dr. pierce's Colder Medical Discovery is the
best blood purifier that l ever used" writes Mrs.
M. Hartrick, of Demster, Oswego Co, N. Y" It is
about three years since my health began to fail,
Last September 1 gave out entirely with what
the physicians pronounced enlargement Of the
liver. M back panied me all the time the doc
tor said I must not ride, In fact l could not ride
nor walk, nor hardly sit still could not lie on
my right side. commenced taking the Golden
Medical Discovery and Pellets took them for
three months, and still continue the Pellets I
will be glad If I can say anything to help those
who are suffering"
The Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser, a book containing 1908 pages,
is given away by the author. Send 81
one-cent stamps for expense of mailing
only, for the edition in paper, or 81
stamps for the book bound in cloth.
Address DR.. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Notice of Bids for Bonds.

The commissioners of Sierra county,
New Mexico, will receive bids up to and
including the I'd day Of April, 1900, at 10
o'clock a. M, for the sum Of sixty thou
sand dollars (s60, 000) Of refunding bonds
Of said county Of Sierra, which said
bonds will be issued by the commission
ers of said Sierra county for the pur-
pose of refunding 10000 current ex-
pense bonds Of said county, issued in
1889; $1,000 funding bonds issued in
1889; the bonds to be issued will bear
interest at the rate of 4 per cent per
annum, and be redeemable after TWEEN
ty years form date of issue, and abso-
lutely due and payable thirty years
thereafter.
The right to reject any and all bids
is hereby reserved, and bidders will be
required to deposit with the treasurer
of Sierra county a certified check for
the sum Of five hundred dollars as a
guarantee that the bonds will be taken
and the money paid If their bid is &C
cepted, and to be forfeited to said coun-
ty in case they fail to carry out their
agreement.
JAMES DALGLISH,
Chairman Board Of County Commits
sioners.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

Connections with the main line an
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points In the San Juan country.
At Alamoss with standard GAUGE for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver
Creole and all points In the San Luis
valley. '
At Salida with main line standard
GAUGE for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with f. & c. c. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
yer y It'll oil Missouri river liues for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berth, in standard
gauge sleepers from Alsmosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. J. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M
8, X, HooPEB, G.. p A.,
Denver Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
An Editors Life Saved by Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy.

During the early part of October, 1896,
| contracted a bad cold which settled on
my lungs and was neglected until I
feared that consumption had appeared
in an incipient state. | was constantly
coughing and trying to expel something
which | could not. ] became alarmed
and after giving the local doctor a trial
bought II bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the result was immediate
improvement, and after l had used three
bottles my lungs were restored to their
healthy state.-B. S. EDWARDS, Pub
Usher of The Review, Wyant, III. For
sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

There is no better medicine for the
babies than Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. Its pleasant taste and prompt and
etfectual cures make it a favorite with
mothers and small children. 1t quickly
cures their coughs and colds, preventing
pneumonia or other serious conse-
quences. 1t also cures Group and has
been used in tens of thousands of cases
without a single failure so far as we have
been able to learn. 1t not only cures
Group, but when given as soon as the
croupy cough appears, will prevent the
attack. In cases of whooping cough it
liqueties the tough mucus, making it
easier to expectorate, and lessons the
severity and frequency Of the p%aroxysms
Of coughing, thus depriving that disease
Of all dangerous consequences. For
sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
His Character.

The old hiring fairs are still held in
some rural districts of England. There
is a story of an old Worcestershire
farmer, who, seeing a likely lad at such
a place, opened negotiations with a
view to engage him.
Hast got a character from thy last
place? the farmer asked.
No, replied the boy; but my old gatfer
be about somewhere, and | car get he
to write one.
Very well, was the reply. Thee get
it and meet I here again at 4 O'clock.
The farmer and the boy met at the
appointed hour.
Hast got thy character? was the
query.
The answer was short and sharp: No,
but l ha' got thine, and | bean't aeon.
ming--Youths companion.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Converting a Wolf,

Science and Religion, %disputing as to
their relative proves in behalf Of mo-
rails. engaged, by way of test, to sec
who of them could the sooncr cause a
certain Wolf to cease wearing Sleeps
clothing,
Accordingly each in turn accosted the
Wolf, Religion first, by reason of her
greater age,
II is dishonest in you, said Religion,
ito be wearing Sleeps clothing
But the Wolf merely laughed at Re,
ligion.
Wool" Science now said. lis far less
hygienic to wear than silk, cotton OF
linen
Now was the wolf profoundly Dispute
ted. as anybody could see.
b 1t OF course it is vastly different with
a Wolf and with northumberland
journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
COLD STEEL Or DEATH.

There is but one small chance to save
yo,,r life, and that is through an opera
rion." was the awful prospect set before
Mrs. I. B. Hunt, Of Lime Ridge, Wis,
by her doctor after vainly trying to cure
her of a frightful case of stomach trou-
ble and yellow jaundice. He didn't
count on the marvellous power Of Elec-
tric Bitters to cure Stomach and Liver
troubles, but she heard of it, took seven
bottles. was wholly cured, avoided sur
eeon's knife, now weighs more and feels
better than ever. It's positively guaran-
teed to cure Stomach, Liver and Kidney
troubles and never disappoints. Price
soc at Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
A NIGHT OF TERROR.

Awful anxiety was felt for the widow
of the brave General Burnham, of Ma
could not live till morning." writes Mrs.
S. H. Lincoln, who attended her that
fearful night. "All thought she must
soon die from Pneumonia, but she beg
ged for DR.. Kings New Discovery, say
ing it had more than nee saved her
life, and had cured her of Consumption.
After three small doses she slept easily
all night, and it's further use completely
cured her. This marvellous medicine is
guaranteed to cure all Throat, Chest
and Lung Diseases. Only SOC and $1.0O.
Trial bottles free at Fischer & Co.'S
drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Wireless Telesraphy.

The recent wonderful accomplish
ments in wireless telegraphy bring to
mind forcibly the value of electricity.
1t is probable that much work will be
saved by means of this subtle fluid.
There is no limit to its possibilities. APP
piled to material objects, it causes them
to move as with life, while without it
the human body cannot be strong and
healthy. The best means of filling the
body with vitality, is by the use of Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. Lack of life
in the stomach causes Indigestion, dys-
pepsia, constipation, biliousness and
malaria. Amy of these symptoms means
the Bitters are needed at once. Just
now, when the seasons are so variable.
it is particularly valuable, and a regular
dose will keep the bowels active and
healthy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

Chairman Board Of County Commits
sioners.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Domestic Tragedy.

Mrs. Grimes-How in the world do
you get rid of your stale bread2 l
have to throw lots of mine away.
Mrs. Shareholders no need for
you to do that. Why not do AS l do?
l just hide it away from the children.
Mrs. Grimes-Hide it away from the
children? What then?
Mrs. Smarte-Then the children find
it, and eat up every morsel of it.-Tit-
Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache, Pains in various parts
Of the body, Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach. Loss Of appetite, Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences of impure blood. No matter
how it became so. it must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
Scrofulous or syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. 1t is certainly a
wonderful remedy, and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
In Indiana.

Dispute the following bit of dialogue,
found in the Indianapolis Journal,
there is nothidg geographically wrong
about the town in question.
Dc you meal to tell me, said the in
quiring visitor-in a Hoosier village, that
those two Hill brothers are deaf and
dumb?
Yes replied the native, we allus call
'em the two Hills without q boiler.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Can't Beat En-.

Maude-I think l ought to tell you,
Clara, that I met your tiance in the hall
last night and he kissed me. OF course
the hall was not very we'll lighted
Clara Qnterrupting)-Yes, he told me
all abouti 1t. He said the hall vas dark
as pitch or he would have never made
such a fool of himself.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
While "IIe" Was After Ices.

Miss Withers-You are blushing,
Coya! What was that clumsy partner
of yours saying?
Miss Knisely-Oh, nothing; only that
before he met me, life seemed a desert
TO him.
Miss Withers-That Is no reason why
he should waltz like a dromedary, is
jto-BroOklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

New Edition of the Aztec Calendar,
January to June, 1900, now on sale at
A. T. IS. F. Ry. Ticket Office. Con-
tains six separate reproductions in color
lsx1l inches) Of BurDank's Pueblo In
dian portraits--the seasons art sensa-
ton. Also engraved W representing
ancient Aztec calendar stone. A hand
some and unique souvenir; edition limit
ed; order early. Price 25 cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
THE c
Pecos Valley & Northeastern Ry.
Pecos & Northern Texas Ry.
Pecos River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, in the way Of rates,
time and shipping conveniences. Good
water and shipping pens at all principal
points.
Excellent past"rage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line.
Full particulars p:3mptly furnished
upon application to-
e. W. MARTINDELI., d. II. NICHOLS,
Actg. G. F. & P. A. General Mgr.
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

J. l. Berry, Loganton, Pa, writes, Il
nm willing to take my oath that | was
cured of pneumonia entirely by the use
of One Minute Cough Cure after doctors
failed. 1t also cured my children of
whooping cough" Quickly relieves and
cures coughs, C Ids, Group, grippe and
throat and lung troubles. Children all
like it. Mothers endorse it. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
A MONSTER DEVIL FISH

Destroying it's victim, is a type of Con-
stipation. The power of this murderous
lnalady is felt on organs and nerves and
muscles and brain. There's no health
till it's overcome. But DR.. Kings New
Life Pills are a safe and certain cur
Best in the world for Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels. Only Is cents at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
In SUNNY California

Are islands as charming as Capri, a coast
US gay as the Riviera, mountains as
wonderful as any in Italy or Spain,
hotels as sumptuous as can be desired,
outdoor diversions, and a winter climate
L%nrivaled in the world. Thousands of
tourists are already there, thousands are
on the way. The Santa Fe route will
conduct you there at the minimum of
cost in time and money, and with the
maximum of comfort.
Fl. S. LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe. N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

"Uxory has sued Soaksem, the fur
rier, for alternating his wife's affec.
tons"
You don't mean it! Why, | didn't
suppose Mrs. Uxory eve knew him
She doesn't. But he exhibited the
finest sealskin ever in this town in his
window, and she won't speak to Tx
CRY because he won't buy it for her"
IN. Y, World,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

1t was the first time Dorothy had
ever seen a bull with a ring in his
nose. Mamma" she exclaimed, pity
ingly, lust see in what an unbecom.
ing place he wear his jewelry."-
Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Il think | would go crazy with pail

81 think would go crazy with pain
were it not for Chamberlain's Palm
Balm" writes Mr.. w. FL. S%tapleton,
Herminie, Pa. II have been afflicted
with rheumatism for several years and
have tried remedies without number, but,
Palm Balm is the best medicine | have.
got hold Of" One application relieves
the pain. For sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
An Odd C0~.

She-Yes, that is May Jennings.
Such a peculiar girl, mamma.
Mamma--ln what respect?
She-Why, she broke off an engage
ment because her mother was OPP
posed to it-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
He Knows the KIND

Jones-There goes one of the best
business men in the city, and / don't
suppose there is anybody in the Office
who takes more risks.
Slowboy-Indeed! What line il he il?
Jones--Insurance.-N. Y, World,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

If the reader of this should chance to
know of any n who is subject to at
tacks of bilious collie he can do him no
greater favor than to tell him of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1t always gives prompt relief.
For sale by A. G.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Insinuatin4,

Rsggy-What is bliss, Miss Daisyf
Miss Daisy-You ought to know,
dear boy.
Reggy-Mea Weally, why?
Miss Daisy--Because Ignorance =
blsA"-Chicago Daily News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

l.. II. Travis, Agent Southern r. R.,
Selma, Ga, writes, 81 can not say too
much in praise of One Minute Cough
Cure. In my case it worked like a
charm" The only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. Cures
coughs, colds. Group, bronchitis, and all
throat and lung troubles. lreland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

Il am indebted to One Minute Cough
Cure for my health and life. 1t cured
me Of lung trouble following grippe"
Thousands W their lives to the prompt
action of this never failing remedy. 1t
cures coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis.
pneumonia, grippe and throat and lung
troubles. Its early use prevents cor
sumption. 1t is the only harmless rem
dy that gives immediate results. Ire
lnnd'S Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
. FRIGHTFUL

Will often cause a horrible Burn, Scald.
Cut or Bruise. Bucklen's Arnica Salve,
the best in the world, will kill the pain
and promptly heal it. Cures Old Sores,
Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons,
Corns, all Skin Eruptions. Best Pile
cure on earth. Only Is cts. a box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by Fischer & Co..
druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

Lord Potsoftin-Do you know what
happened at your dance last night?
No? Well, I'll, tell you. I'm going to
take away your sister. Does that u
prise you?
Tommy-No fear! Why, mother said
it was 6 to 4 on about your popping; Sis
said 1T was skies; dad laid ? to l against
and / had a bet on at evens!-Auy
Sloper.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

F. B. Thirkield, Health Inspector Of
Chicago, says, "Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
can not be recommended too highly. 1t
cured me of severe dyspepsia" 1t d.
gests what you eat and cures indigestion,
heartburn and all forms of dyspepsia.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

The linotype machine OF the New Mex
lean office Is capable OF handling any
quantity Of composition for legal briefs
in a short space Of time. Printing upon
lines from this machine is like that of
new type, for every line is specially cast
when used. No blurred or indistinct
printing comes from linotype work.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

Pa. do any miracles everhal,psn any
more?"
"Yes. One happened to me last night.
I told your ma why I was lat . getting
home and she believed me."- Chicago
Nmes-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

You ought to take time by The 1ors-
lock-" urged his friend.
II try to do it," replied the man who
was down on his luck, but l generally
find that somebody else has got hold
Of it."-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Another Mind Relieved.

"Pa, what are allied forcesr"
"A mans wife and his mother when
he attempts to say a good word for the
woman in the case. Now run upstairs
and play with your little hose cart
Chicago Times-H Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

Mey-How on earth did you como 10
accept hima
Fay-oh, he looked 90 cheap when
he proposed I couldn't help Taking
him!-Philadelphia Pre- "a.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
A Birthday Present.

Mrs. Lash.-What did you get baby
for a birthday present?
Mrs. Rash.-I took four dollars and
ninety cents out of the darling's bank
account and bought him this lovely
lamp for the drawing room.-Boston
Beacon.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Personally
Conducted
Excursions
To The East.
via the santa Fe Route.

Via the Santa Fee Route.
Three times q week from Santa Fe
In improved wide-vestibuled
Pullman tourist sleeping cars.
Better than ever before, at lowest
possible rates.
Experienced excursion conductors,
Also daily service between Santa Fe
and Kansas City and Chicago.
Correspondence solicited.
q. 8. LUTZ, Agent,
THE ArcH1soN, TOPEKA ! SANTA FE RY.
SANTA FE, n. n.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Mutually Careful.

"Bobby. you mustn't play with that
little Dicky Jones; he isn't a good
boy"
"All right, ma! l can't play with
him, anyway; that's what his mother
told him about me."-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
The NOn-PrOduoer.

This world Is but a feeting show:
The kicker, so they say.
Performs no work to make thiu6a %
And doesn't pay his way.
washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
The Argument Conclusive.

Slippery Sam.-Woy don't yer smoke
instead of allus chewin, Emery?
'Enery.-well, yea see, hif yer smoke
a pipe is as to be be filled, an If it's a
cigar Their hemd as ter be hit hort, and
yer must light which hever it is, and
amt used to ard work.-Juda.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
What Did she Msenf

Slowboy-I am going to- Mss you
tonight when l go.
Miss Willing-Don't you. think 1t
time you were going1Cbicago Daily
News
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

The modern and most effective cur
for constipation and all liver troubles
the famous little pills known as De Witt's
Little Early Risers. Ireland's Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
A Mistake.

Gladys-I thought you said b was
rich?
Mildred-Oh, no! I merely said ne
had more money than brnisnA-Chi-
caRo Tmes-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Dublin Friends.

"How are you, old chap Are you
keeping strong"
mo; only just managing to keep out
of my grave
"Oh. I'm sorry to hear that!'-Tid-
Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Mas Sarcasm.

Mr.. Snarley-I never was n that
wanted to get something for nothing.
Mrs. Snarley-Well, that is about
what happened when you married me-!
Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

Bobby, didn't | tell you not to 20 in
the parlor when M Hopkins co mes ito
see your s~ister?"
ma, ! didn't 90 In. 1 jes' stu VIZ my
head In the door end made somus faces
at hlm."-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

G. H. Appleton, Justice of Peace,
Clarksburg, N. j., says, "DeWitt's Little
Early Risers are the best pills made for
constipation. We use no Others" Quick
ly cure all liver and bowel troubles.
Ire.and's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

A corkscrew boosted of its pull
Unto a bottle that was full.
The bottle said: You must confess
It's owing TO your crookedness."
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Cousiderate

Officer, l amt got no hard f%eelins,
ag'in youse, so 1 vans youse t leave me
90, cause me gangs in de near distance,
IN yousell suffer!.--New York Jour
nal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Az "Place" Names Go.

"What do you call your summer home
Mrs. Fitz Jackson?"
Peach orchards"
II don't see any orchard in this pho
tograph."
mo; there was one peach tree behind
our cottage, but it dice Indianapolis
journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Loyal to the Name.

Well, Pat. do you think the Columbia
is going to beat the Shamrock?
Oi dinnaw But av he does whin
Dim around Oill break his head.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Diuests what YOU eat.
Obtuse Woman!

Here the heroine of the drama shrank
back in terror.
sit all seems so unreal. she protested.
"Oh, my darling, my angel, my life!''
cried the hero, looking fondly down into
her frightened eyes. Cant you see
that is because there are no Irish and
Dutch comedians mixed up in the story
of our love?
All, now that she understood it all,
she kicked her self for her lack of dis.
cernment.-Detriot journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any case Of
coughs, colds or Group. Should it fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.