The daily sentinel., 1900-03-27
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A few days ago it WAS Carnegie and
iFrick- ton, now it is Carnegie and
Frick
colony of 400 Missouri farmers is to
be established il the valley of the Con
eho river and have styled themselves the
400 sho- shown colony"
A Salt Lake item tells OF one James
Kutt being arrested for stealing and
pawning his mother-in-law's false teeth.
That was the unkindest Kutt of all.
The papers tell about an "expert fiat
thief" being pursued several miles by
the Chicago police and finally evading
capture. He vas no fat thief; he was
sharp thief.
The ladies up at Ouray have organ
lied themselves into an Ear Drum
Corps" and will hold silent sittings key
hole circles. etc. etc. Grand Junction
has had these for some time.
Bro. Tower of the Collbran Oracle
styles himself Rev" Does that mean
reverend" or "reviler?" One thing sure
AS 10 NV NoAbk IoWuAo oOWn
fellow editor "as Jesus would"
A report says that Mrs. Potter Palmer
has the largest collection Of old china in
the world. Our wife has collection of
old china she has been cracking up for
long time and we would like to have
Mrs. Palmer see it.
And now comes the story that an in.
nocent man was spirited away from tho
Jail at Joplin, Missouri, to save him from
the wrath of an angry mistaken mob
The suspicious part of the story ie how
did he ever happen to get in Joplin.
Some enterprising person has sent a
communication to the city council offer
ing $500 year, cash in advance, for the
exclusive right and title to all the scrap
paper he can gacuer off Of Main street
betweeG Third lnd sixth. Some people
want the earth.
Some SANDER monger has circulated
the report that Jimmie Ly tile of the
Meeker Herald never works and jealous
would-be game wardens are suspected.
A friend who came in from Meeker sew
eral months ago vouches for the state
ment that he himself saw Jimmie carry
a hy-screen door two blocks all by him
self.
The alfalfa headed fungi Drained edi.
tor OF the venomous snake-like sheet
styled the Snipes Examiner, is again on
the war path. This is a shining example
of the effects of life Of over-indulgence
an illustrates the miry depths to which
so called members OF the human fam
lily can sink and still be allowed to ap-
pear in public. We take the liberty Of
repeating the assertion made in these
dispatches yesterday that this degener
ate octapusified aggregation OF mistits
is the biggest L *SG dIXV
Linotype broke agaip)
In lats issue of the Steam boat Pilot,
"Oom" Lsckenby takes occasion to roast
Brother Holmes OF the Avalanche to the
extent of half a column agate, and on
turning over the page we find this bold
assertion: "One Of the easiest things in
the world is to find fault and criticise.
1t requires no brains and no thought.
"An open confession is good for the soul"
and Charley no doubt feels better now
With probably $50 miles of mountains
and no railroads between them it is not
strange that these knights of the shears
cannot resist the temptation to be con-
tinually scrapping.
The respective editors Of the respec
tive papers, the DeBeque Bugle, Glen
wood Avalanche, Glenwood Post, and
Collbran Oracle got together the other
day and organized what they are pleased
to call the Left Handed Order OF Mutual
Misfits. The idea Of the club is purely |
bsne neficiary and for the "self" protection
of its members, restoring and keeping
harmony in the ranks Of the "Big 4. ="
There will be no more mud tossing,
"ham- faced, pie-sandwiched contempo-
rary" expressions, "ephemefal cactus
covered mushroom reptiletie sheets"
etc., etc. The following officers were
unanimously elected:
Jo Swan--Bugle Warden and Chiet
"Game" Keeper.
Bro. Dixon-S Shear, Graphite and
Paste Expert.
Phono. Holmes Head Talker and
Rubbernesker.