Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-07-25
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missing.
p9 No one is useless in this world
who lightens the burden of it for
another.
e9 What some people consider pru.
dence is what their neighbors call
meanness.
p9 One-quarter of all the people
born die before six years, and one-half
before sixteen.
BF Unless a Christians walk cor
responds with his talk, the less he has
to say the better.
aas- 'I have seen better days." said
the blind man. $50 I hear," remark
ed the deaf man.
pT Tomorrow is the day on which
all the trifers are going to do some
thing worth while.
sdr The golden candlesticks used in
the temple at Jerusalem were supplied
with pure olive oil.
s@ Don't forget that marriage is
the foundation of new family, not
the union of two old ones.
RG Some $500 Germans, Poles and
Swiss left their own countries last
month to settle in England.
s9 The United States holds first
place among the countries of the
world in wheat production.
s8 A Russian scientist has succeed.
ed in tracing all mans diseases to
the fact that he wears clothes.
n4n 1t has been discovered that the
cholera germ is seldom fatal to sys.
tenn impregnated with tobacco.
s6 A gentleman must kiss every
lady he is introduced to in Paraguay.
1t is the custom of the country.
R9 Contentment is better than
riches, but it takes about the same
amount of money for one as the other.
s@ Ex-Governor Hogg, of Texas,
has formed connections with a law
firm in the City of Mexico and also
contemplates opening an Office in New
York.
a9r In Easton, Pa, Jasper Beeman,
in default of fines aggregating SS.O4,
imposed for uttering twelve oaths, was
sent to the county prison for 2S8
hours.
Hd" In the regular army of the Unit
ed States there are 25 per cent. of
foreigners, while in the navy 81 per
cent of the petty officers and AZ per
cent. of the seamen are foreign born.
s6r Don't marry anybody till salts
fed that life together will be bearable
and enjoyable as long as both shall
live.
s@ About 3O,OOO,OOO persons left
Europe during the century just closing
to seek to better their fortunes in 9TH
er lands.
B6F 1t has been decided to quarter
returning volunteers from Cuba, Porto
Rico and the Philippines at Chicka-
mauga.
s6 What some churches seem to re.
quire is less liberality in the pastors
views, and more in the congregations
offerings.
RH London contains one-eighth of
Great Britsin's population. 1t has a
larger daily delivery of letters than all
Scotland.
s6T The single eyeglass is worn by
the dude. The theory is that he can
see more with one eye than he can
comprehend.
H9H Over $500 has been raised at
Moscow to buy a silver punch bowl for
General Cropje, the chief Boer priso-
ner at St. Helena.
Ra- The highest inhabited place in
the world is the custom house of An
comarca, in Peru-sixteen thousand
feet above the sea.
.W A pillow held in the lap makes a
good basis for a writing tablet while
travelling on train, since it lessons
the jar considerably.
HGr GA man." said Uncle Moses, "is
a heap like a silver dollah. De best
way to find out what kline O. metal he
is made of is to slam him down hard"
s8 At Wilkesbarre, Pa, George
Rosengrant sold his wife to Raimond
Miller for $40. The Rosengrants were
married eight years ago.
Mrs. Mary Cunningham, of Bangor,
Me-, was 100 years old on July 4, and
she celebrated the day by walking
down town to newspaper Office and
giving reporter sketch of her long
life.
B@ A cablegram from London says
Lord Roberts does not believe the
Boer war has ended, and has put a
stop to the return of civilians and Or
dered mining men back to Bloemfon'
tein.
pa Henry Gerdy, of Youngston
O., who has been great sufferer from
stomach trouble for some months, is
reported to have elected two lizards
from his stomach and is now getting
we'll.
Bas" The board of health of Hoboken
N. j., has made an ordinance requiring
people who keep Growing cocks in
their back yards to pay 81 license
fee for each. This is in the interest o.
peace and quiet.
aas Bombs and packages of dyna.
mite have been found in the Grand
Art Palace at the Paris exposition. 1t
is believed band Of conspirators is
bent on destroying all of the expo
sition buildings.
saT In Ellsworth, Me-, last week, a
hive of Italian bees swarmed and
alighted on the fence surrounding an
Enclosure in which were an old mother