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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

stated that he knows nothing Of the all
legged confession OF Sergeant +. W. COL
den VI Berry Howard. Governor Beck
ham has issued orders ~ the various
companies of the state guard to report
here tonight for the purpose of the pro-
lection of The court house and Jail during
the examination trials tomorrow. Snoud
Governor Taylor send his soldiers 10 the
court house also a clash Is feared.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
Puerto itico rrrin

Washington, Mar. 22.-The senate took
up the conference report on the Porto
Rican appropriation bill. Bacon. OF
Georgia, objected to the changes made
In the conference. The report would. he
said, Indicate mutual concessions. but an
analysis would show that the senate had
yielded practically everything and the
house nothing.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
Cap. sem, uuid Mines.

Washington. Mar. 22.-Secretary Root
made brief statement to the press to-
day In regard to the action OF the war
department granting licenses to prospect
ors to dre,lge the water front at Cape
Nome In search for gold. lie admitted
that one or two such licenses had been
issued. There we're dozen or more ap-
picltons on nle, all of which will be
granted. The secretary explained that
his authority was based upon the sta
tutes giving the war department jurisdlc-
ton over the nayiguDle waters OF the
United States.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

Now York, Mar. 22.--The Commercial
Advertiser to-day says: Authoritative
confirmation was obtained to-day OF a
report Of a settlement of the contest be-
tween Andrew Carnegie and II. c. Frick
They have agreed to drop all suits and
signed articles for a great steel and iron
combination, the details OF which viii be
arranged tonight or tomorrow at Pitts
burg,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

Havana. Mar. 22.-rhe Patria says:
The presence Of three senators. Plat.
Aldrich and Teller. of the senate com
mittee on Cuba, on a visit Of lnvestiga-
ton to the island In regard to the grant
ing Of independence is most important,
since these senators are trusted repre-
sentatives of the senate The paper de-
clares that II has confidence In the ful-
nllmeut of the joint resolution of the
United States congress. General Gomez
Is quoted as saying that tho Cubans are
In no haste FOR independence ana 1t
would be better for them 30 go slowly
and surely.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

Frankfort Ky, Mar, ga large con-
signment of guns and ammunition was
received here to-day and stored in build
ings adjacent Ito the Jail where the sus-
poets Powers, Davis. Whitaker and Cul-
ton are confined. This action was order
ed. as 1t was said. because armed bodies
OF men from the mountain count, 8
might come here to the preliminary trials
tomorrow and there would be an at %
tempt made to rescue the prisoners Ad-
ju,ant General Castleman, after a con-
ference with Governor Beckham, returned
to Louisville to-day.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

Dcs Moines, Ia, Mar. Elm the low
er hous, OF the Legislature to-day res
oiution was introduced 10y Representative
kendall declaring that the people OF
Iowa are unalterably opposed to the
Puerto Rico tarin bill passed by the low
cr house OF congress-" After considerable
debate the resolution was adopted by
unanimous vote.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
Dis.EioE SOUar.

On the United States side of the
court the grand Jury reported several
true bills. Warrants FOR the arrest Of
the defendants were issued.
In the case Of the United States vs..
Epifanio Jaramillo and Gregorio An
zures dc Baca, indicted for fornica-
ton, the court assessed a fine of 81
against the male defendant and dis
missed as to thefemalv.
IN thecase OF Jula Bell vs. Robert
Bell the court ntne report Of referee
I'D. Hart. of Gallup rendered judgment
ot absolute divorce. The grounds were
Abandonment and non-support.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
No Isac, Oysrtur.s.

London, Mar. 22.-It Is learned that no
new peace overtures have been made to
Lord Salisbury. nor are any expected at
present. Telegraphic correspondence has
been confined to the treatment OF the
British prisoners, Lord Salisbury holding
the presidents OF the South African re-
publcs responsible.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
BRITISH REPULSED
Gen. GataCre Defeated
at Bethulie.
Free State Burgers are Sur
rendering.
Beers Fighting With Col. PIummer's
Command Near Gaberones,
B0tR FORCE At l0BATSl.

kroonstadt, Orange Free State, Mar.
20, via Pretoria, Mar. 22.-rhe Beers,
commanded by General Oliver, engaged
the British troops under Genern Cat
acre in the vicinity Of Bethulie, repulsing
the British with heavy loss, and captur-
ing many. Burghers are arriving here
In great numbers. General Dewet arrived
here to-day. Desultory hghting with Col
Plumer's column occurred near Gaber-
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
witnesses Summoned.

Corbin. KY, Mar, 22.-sherifr Reese, OF
Knox county summoned as witnesses In
the Goebel murder case Ella Smith. Jane
Catron and Lizzie Matthews. OF Bar
boursville, who are alleged TO have said
that they heard John Powers remark
that II some one did not kin Goebel he
would do So
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

Aliwal North, Cape Colony. Mar. 22,
Commandant olivier left Smtthneld two
hours before the British scouts arrived
He only succeeded In inducing about 150
men to accompany him, mostly insur-
gent colonists. The Free Staters refused
to 20 with him, returning to their farms
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

New York, Mar 22.-Justice Blscofr. OF
the supreme court. to-day appointed j.
Hampden Dougherty. receiver for d. APP
pleton Il Co, publishers. on application
Of Daniel Pritchard, a stockholder. Bond
was fixed at $4,000. Liabilities. N.ll0.-
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
MONEY IO LOAN

On diamonds. watches, etc. or any
good security; also on household goods
stored with me; strictly confidential.
Highest cash prices paid for househod
goods, T. A. WRITTEN,
ia Gold avenue.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
r.f a, ~ e.,.cr. not B.,, we'd

London, Mar. 22.-The report Of Cen
eral Gatacres defeat by the Beers IL not
believed here Last accounts placed Cat
acre about thirty miles north Of Bethulie.
whore the Boer report says he was de-
f..lIpd
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

New York, Mar 22.-Thc grand jury
has reported an indictment against olga
Nethersole. Theodore Moss Marcus May
er and Hamilton Rovelle charging them
with offending public decency In the pro-
duction of the play "Sapho."
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
Holland DeeliDes.

The Hague. mar 22.-After mature
deliberation the government has dis
patched a reply to Presidents steyn and
Kruger regretting that It Is unable Ia
comply with the request for Intervention
In the South African war. after the for
NAL declaration OF the British govern
mont that Intervention would not be ac-
cepted II was added, however. that the
government Of the Netherlands would al
ways support steps tending to a restora-
tion of peace,
Matthews Jersey milk; try II.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
D-man ptsha Allya.

ConstantInOple, Mar. 22,-There Is no
truth in the report published In the
United States that Osman Pasha hero
of Pleyna, is dead. He has been sick.
but Is now improving
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
A Mordtn the Ladies

Don't spoil your shoes by putting
shoe dressing on them. It cracks the
leather and hardens the shoes. Call
at the Ladies' Shining Parlor No lOs
Railroad avenue. ]. w. Ball.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

Savannah, Ga, Mar. 22-Admiral and
Mrs. Dewey left to-day on a special train
for Macon.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
LOAN OFFICE,

Simpson for loans on all kinds OF
collateral security Also for great bar
gains In unredeemed watches. 200
south Second street. near the postofiice.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

Chicago. Mar. 2-Wheat--Mareh, 65Ac;
May, eSSsgAe Corn-March, S5Isc; May,
StSsaS'o. Oats-March, zSAc; May, 2ic.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

Frankfort, Ky, Mar. 22.-An authorized
statement on behalf OF Col. David @, COL
son was given out to-day. In which II is
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
EREaH FISH.

ties by express tomorrow morning.
San Jose Market.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
1l@[s@lzlz1
Everything in Our Stock is Bright New, Desirable

We offer
rspecF in the city,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22
Underskirts

See Window.
Beautiful Petit
coats OF Silk. No
hair, Lawns, Lin
ems and Mer GER
lied Batlns, Just
from the work
rooms Of q lead
ing maker (made
like cut Silk Pet
ticoats in all the
New Shades and
Black, made with
Spanish Flounce,
Shirred Ruin q,
and Double Rume
and Vslvetin
= Bound, up from
50. 80 each,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-03-22

Mercerized Italian Psttcoats complete line Of col
ors and Fancy Stripes deep Spanish aounce with
cords only tl50.
The new Flare Shape, also Umbrella shape with
Shirred ruin " and cluster OF cords IN solid eolors and
black at $L75, $780, $3.50 aud $500 each
Linen Pstticoats. made with aounce and cords light
Summer Underskirt at Zoe and si.00 each,
Fancy Linen Pencoats made OF Fancy Striped Linen
Chambray etc, with embroidery trimming In all the
new light spring shades. 81, rs and $l.5O.
Lawn Underskirts. made of fine quality Lawn. with
rnes and cords In all the dainty colors such as Pink
Lilac. Lemon Blues. etc special 8Oc each.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-07-25
THE THlNNEsT OF MEN.
Claude scurnt J,nht Have Decn Mis-
taken For ~ skeleton.

Instances Of remarkably thin men
are not uncommon. but Claude Am
broise Seurut who was exhibited In
1926, was su1ll an extraordinary per-
sonngc that lao fewer than 10000 per.
sons visited him In Il few weeks. Scu.
rat was born In lTDI and was there.
fore % years OF age when he made his
appearance
Ashley Cooper the famous physician,
was among the throng who poured
Into the building In which Seurat re-
ceived those who were anxious to see
him. and In writing of him he said:
"Scurut Is without doubt the most
mysterious being | have encountered.
His face is that of an ordinary man.
somewhat emaclnted perhaps. but not
remarkably SO. His eyes are bright
and his voice is pleasing. Seen In the
ordinary costume of the day, he In no
way differs from the average foreigner.
but stripped of his padded clothing he
presents an astounding spectacle.
''IIls arms are mere bones, covered
by parchmcntlike skin and muscle, and
flesh he appears to have none. He Is
therefore scarcely able to inc se his
arms and legs. and walks. though
without apparent effort, with extreme
difficulty. On measuring him and
weighing him | found that his chest
measurement was 3ON inches. which
In fair; that his weight was not more
than 40 pounds. the bones being much
smaller than those OF nm ordinary man
Of his stature, who might weigh 100
pounds. In appearance, indeed, he so
much resembled skeleton that a
shortslghted person might easily mis-
take him for one"
Seurat's food consisted Of two or
three ounces OF bread and meat daily.
and sometimes he took n little wine.
He was remarkably intelligent and
well read and picked up English rapid
ly. On arriving at places where he
wns not known he was accustomed to
walk out in his padded clothes and
did not attract any particular atten.
tion. He said that until the agc Of 10
years he resembled any ordinary boy.
but that he suddenly wasted away.
He died In 1S40, aged 90 years.-Chica.
90 News.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-07-25
A Question of Clocks.

Which Is the best. clock that Is
right only once year, or clock that
Is right twice every day? "The latter
you reply. "unquestionably."
Very good, reader; now attend.
have two clocks; one doesn't go at all
and the other loses minute day.
which would you prefer? "The losing
one," you answer, "without a doubt"
Now observe. The one which loses
q minute II day has TO lose IL hours. or
100 minutes. before It Is right again
consequently 1t Is only right once In
two years, whereas the other Is evi.
IDENTIFY right as often as the time II
points to come round. which happens
twice day. SO you've contradicted
yourself once. "Ah. but" you say
"what's the use Of its being right
twice n day, II can't tell when the
time comesT
Why, suppose the clock points to s
o'clock, don't you see that the clock is
right Mt 8 o'clock? Consequently when
8 o'clock comes your clock is right
"Yes. I see that" you reply.
Very good: then you've contradlcted
yourself twice. Now get out of the diff
ficulty as you can, and don't contradict
yourself again If you can help it,
Lewis Carroll Picture Book"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-07-25

IL IL said by n cynic of the mascu'
line gender that n man never yields
when he knows he Is In the right nor
woman when she is equally certain
she Is In the wrong. In an Amster
dam avenue car the other day. while
the conductor was forward collecting
fares. n woman. followed by a large
English bulldog, entered and seated
herself.
Madam" said the conductor. dogs
are not allowed In these cars"
81 am going to Fifty-seventh street
Here is my fare" was the answer.
al cannot take II, madam. 1t Is ms
much as my position Is worth to let
that dog ride In this car"
Here Is my fare"
~ must enforce the rule. II would
be better TO get of quietly: otherwise
I shall have to call an officer"
"Fve taken the dog In these cars be-
fore"
"Only dogs that can be carried nre
allowed to ride In these cars"
"Come, darling. get In mothers lap.
she said to the beast, and after consid
cradle effort she succeeded In drag
glng darling" upon her knees. Sh'
flashed n look OF scorn Mt the con.
ductor and exclaimed, Now, aren't
you ashamed of yourselfT-New York
Herald.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-07-25

Although X. X. Munkttrick has an
envinble reputation as humorlst. yet
he II not the quickest man In the
world to see joke when 1t is played
on himself. Mr.. Gibson. one Of the
editors OF Puck and also practical
Joker. arranged for a special Jest to
be administered to Mr.. Munkittrick.
lie had provided trick telephone
which emitted n shower Of -four when
anybody spoke into II.
When Mr.. Munkittrick had arrived,
It was suddenly discovered that the
paper had gone to press and that his
copy was too late. There was only
one chance. Mr.. Gibson said, and that
was to telephone to the printer and
tell him to stop the presses until his
matter should be set up and Inserted.
He asked Mr.. Munkittrick to go to the
phone at once.
Then the staff sat and held their
sides, waiting for the explosion. Final.
ly Mr.. Gibson rushed to the telephone
and found his friend deluged In flour,
but still persistently calling Hello"
through the phone.
He led him back and carefully ex-
plained the joke.
When he finished, Munkittrick calm.
ly remarked:
"Still. think we ought to let the
printer know about the copy; don't
youW-Saturday Evening Post.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-07-25

The truck driver Is proverbially pro.
fame. and when one Is discovered who
doesn't swear between syllablcs when
his vehicle IL jammcd in n bunch OF
other trucks and blocked trolley cars
you feel like taking Off your hat to him.
Down at Second and Chestnut streets
one afternoon. when traffic was ut Its
thIckcst and trucks and cars were lined
along both thoroughfares, two truck
men had equal chances of making the
crossing. One was coming down Chest
nut and the other along Second street.
Had they been ordinary truckinen
each would have whipped up. and the
chances are that n collision would have
resulted. But these two were not or
dinnry truckmcn. with Chesterllcldian
grace one waved his arm to the other.
inviting him to take precedence. "You
firstv' shouted tue driver, .whcreupou u
messenger boy who had witnessed the
remarkable scene gnspcd and nearly
swallowed his cigarette stump. after
YOU" was the next contribution to this
remarkable dialogue. "Wouldn't that
jar your" muttcrcd motormnn, who
was standing changing his bell for all
he was worth.
The two truckmen continued to mo.
ton for each other to 20 ahes d. 81
insistr' shouted one. "Ob, no; I'm.
sist" shouted the other. Finally po.
liceman interfcred. "Say, one o. yous
ducks git a move on" he commanded.
"Thls amt no pink tea" The truck
man coming down Chestnut street con.
sentcd to cross the street, and traffic
was gradually csumed.-Phlladelphla
RCcord
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-07-25
Thinks They Need Editing.

The blue pencil apparently did not
exist in olden times. We have read
ten pages of Marcus Aurelius at a
stretch without understanding word
of 1t. Epictetus is equally hard to
read. Marcus Aurelius and Epictetus
are philosophers without doubt, but
they have style that gives you a
headache. Both need editing. The
man with the blue pencil should get
after Marcus Aurelius and Epictetus.
Emersons books also clnmor for the
blue pencil. Carlyle Is another clumsy
writer greatly In need of the blue pen
ell of good editor. A wise saying Is
not matter of faith. Unless you can
see 1t and understand it 1t is not wise
saying.-Atchison Globe.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-07-25
Easy 70 heat Hotels,

"Hotcl men give out that they warn
zach other by circulars about lead
BEATS" said the slick looking man with
the high hat, "but don't you lei that
stop you if you want to live high for u
week. Few men like to publish the
fact that they have been done up. It's
the easiest thing In the world to beat n
first class hotel All you want Is II good
suit of clothes and plenty of cheek. A
grip with few shirts and collars Is as
good as trunk.
"You drive up In style; you register to
get the best room In the house: you
bulldozc the clerks and threaten the
servants. A checkbook Is Il good thing
to show. but you pay for nothing You
talk In n loud voice, you make plenty
CT kicks. and you order the best wines
for dlnuer. Lands, but the whole STAFF
OF the house will fall over each other
to make 1t pleasant for you! You don't
pay the first weeks bill. on the con.
trary. you are Indignant and demanc
an apology. When the second week Is
due, your drafts have not come.
"You will be worked out of the house,
but with gentlencss and apologies.
They don't want n row, and they don't
want notoriety. Youll he forgive if
you'll only go. ana II you take ~ your
quarters for the next two weeks right
across the street no one from the hotel
will give you away. When man beats
us. we like to see him beat our neigh
Dor, you know. It's nice and genteel
work, with no kicks or hard times. and
there Is always room for one more In
the profession" Journal.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-07-25
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD,
Philadelphia a. Erie Railroad Division.
In effect May 2S, 1900. Trains leave
Driftwood as follows:

In effect May 2s, 1900. Trains leave
Driftwood as follows:
EASTWARD
300 2 m-Train l2, weekdays, for sunbury.
Wilkesbarre, Hazleton, Pottsville. Scranton,
tlons, arriving at philadelphia G23 D. M,
New, York, a;.o p. m; Baltimore, 500 B. M;
WashWyK1Gn s5 m pEiI%an ParISr car
senger coaches from Kane 10 Philndelphia
and Williomsport TO Baltimore and WASH
s.ss isss'Sn' o, m-r,a,n 9. aa,v. 70, u.,.
rsburg and intermediate stations, ar
riying at Philadelphia 4:25 A. Mi New. York,
7lsa. M; Baltimore, $50 a. m; Washington
Harrisburg to Philadelphia and New York.
Philadelphin passengers can remain In
os sseoer u9gstntbsd Snt tnr sS snS+v Harris
burg and intermediate stations, arriving at
Philadelphia, 6:52 A. NJ; New York, 1888
day. Y Ratmore MH9s eas aad NV Washnston Sm SS S5
AM Pullman sleepers from Erie, Buffalo
and Williamsport to Philadelphia, and Buf-
senger coaches from Erie to Philadelphia,
and Buffalo to Washington.
WESTWARD
i::S u. m.-Train o, daily for Buffalo, via
way, Dubois, Clermont and principal inter
mediate stations.
9:i4 a. m.--Train D. daily for Erie and inter-
5:l5 p. m.--TraiD Is, weekdays for Kane and
intermediate stations.
THROUGH TRAINS FOR DRIFTWOOD
FROM THE EAST AND SOUTH.
TRAIN . leaves New York 5;55 p. m, Philadel-
phia $3.50 p. M; Washington 7:45 p. M, Bal
timore so p. M daily arriving at Drift
from Philadelphia TO Erie weekdays and
from Philadelphia and Washington to Buff
falo via Emporium daily. Passenger coaches
from Philadelphia to Erie weekdays and
Washington to Buffalo daily.
TRAIN 3 leaves NewYork at1:55 p. M; Phila-
delphia, ii:20 y. m; Washington, 10. 40 p. M;
baltimore, ll:41 p. M; daily arriving at
Driftwood at 9:H q. m. Pullman sleeping
cars from Phila. to Willlamsp't, and through
passenger coaches from Philadelphia to
Erie and Baltimore to Williamsport. On
Sundays only Pullman sleeper Philadelphia
TO Erie.
TRAIN leaves Philadelphia $40 a. M!
Washington, 7.45 A. NJ; Baltimore, S:45 A. NJ. /;
Wilkesbarre, 1855 A. NJ; weekdays,
arriving at Driftwood at 5:45 p. M: with
Pullman Parlor car from Philadelphia to
Wllliamsport and passenger coach to Kane.
Connections via JOhnsonburg II. II. and
Ridgway & Clearfield r. r.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-07-25
How He Discovered Her.

"Yes." said noted detective. ~ have
seen great many queer things In my
experience"
discovered good many gigantic
frauds, ] suppose" ventured an ad.
mirer
"Well, | should say So" was the re-
ply. But, between you and me, the
most complete piece Of deception
ever saw was woman, young. pretty
and, would have sworn. an angel"
"But she wasn't?"
~ should say not. She has a temper
like whirlwind, and when she gets
wild the very earth seems to shake"
Good gracious! And how did you
manage to discover her true charac-
terT
"Well, I-ahem! The fact is. I mar.
ried herv
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-07-25
A TelItail.

A "befo' de wah" matron was teach.
ing one Of the little darkies on her
plantation how to spell. The primer
she used was pictorial one. and over
each word was Its accompanying pic.
ture, and Polly glibly spelled "o-x, OK
and "b-o-x. box" etc.
But the teacher thought that she
was making too rapid progress. SO she
put her hand over the picture and said
SPolly. what does Ok spellr'
"Ox." answered Polly nimbly.
"How do you know that 1t spells OK
Pollyw
"Seed his tall" replied the apt Polly
San Francisco Argonaut.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1900-07-25
The Better Way,

"You ought to be ashamed Of your
SELF" said Jones to his neighbor, who
was an aged millionaire. Here you
are man Of wealth and position, and
yet you put out your ash barrel every
morning with your own hands to save
few miserable pennies"
II guess you're right, neighbor," re-
piled the mIserly old fellow. "Now
that you have spoken OF It l can see
that 1t Is hardly the thing for man In
my position to do. Hereafter I'll have
my wife do it."--Chicago News.