The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-08-15

Ia India, the land of famine, ttou'
sands die because they cannot ob-
tain food. In America, the land Of
plenty, msny suffer and die because
they cannot digest the food they cat
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests waat
you eat. It instantly relieves and
radically cures all stomach troubles.
j. E Kaufman.
That which is popularly known as
the funny bone, just at the point of
the elbow, is really not bone at ell,
but nerve that lies near the surface,
and which, on getting a knock Or
blow, causes the we'll known tingliDg
sensation in the arms ard fingers.
Millions will be spent in politics
this year. We can't keep the cam
paign going without money any more
than We can keep the body vigorous
without food. Dyspeptics used 20
starve themselves. Now Kodol Dys
pepsia Care diges:s what you ent
and allows you to eat all the good
food you want. Il radically cures
stomach troubles. j E Ksufmanr.
General Starnberg says that 100
medical officers are wanted by the
surgeon general for duty in the PHI
ippines and Caina. Ha says that
only graduates of reputable medical
colleges, with come experience and
under forty years Of age, will be &C
cepted.
During the civil war, as we'll as i'll
our la.e war with Spin, diarrhoea
was one of the most troublesome
diseases the army bsd to contenc
with, In many instances it became
chronic and the old soldiers still
suffer from it. Mr. David Taylor Of
Wind Ridge, Greene Co., Pa, is one
of these. He uses Chamherlain's
Colic, Cholera and diarrhoea Remedy
and says he never found anything
that would give him such quick re.
lief. It is for sale by j. E. Kauf-
marn.
What to do with our bad boys is
a question which New Jersey Judge
has answered satisfactorily by order
ing the mothers to spank them in
open court.
"A man." said Uncle Moses, "is a
heap like silver dollar. De best
way to find out what o metal be is
made of is to slam him down hard"
Chinese are dangerous enemies,
for they are treacherous. That's why
all counterfeits of DeWitt's Witch
H: zel Salve are dangerous. They
lock like DeWitt's, but instead of the
all-hesling witch hazsl they all con-
tain ingredients liable to irritate the
skin and cause blood poisoning. For
piles, III j1ries and skin diseases use
the original and genuine DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Sal7e. j. E. Kauf-
mann.
When a man says he has learned
not to have Misunderstanding with
his wife he means be has learned 10
pretend not to see lot Of things
that are going on.
The wolf in the fable put on
sleeps clothing because if lie travel
ed on his own reputation he couldn't
accomplish his purpose. Counter,
feiters of DoWltt's Witch Hszel
Sal7e couldn't sell their worthless
salves on their merits, so they put
them in boxes and wrappers like De-
Wits. Lock out fer them. Tx
only DsWitt's Witch Hazel SaIve.
It cures piles and all skin diseases.
J. E Kaufman.
The young preacher took Elsie
upon his lap, and began review of
the Church lessons that had been
given to the little maid of FIVE. "Csn
you tell me, Elsie, how many COM
maDdments there are?" Yes, siI;
seven or eight" "Ch no, dear; there
are ten" yes, 1 koow there used
to be, but I heard papa tell mamma
yesterday that you had broken two
or three of them at least, and that
would leave Only seven or eight, you
know"
Buckshoal, N c., May 16, 1898.
Gertlemer:-Four years ago I was
helpless with misery in ny back.
| could not return myself in bed. l
was treated by ny physician, but be
did NE no good. I took one bottle
of Dr. Bakers Female Regulator and
it cured me. think there is no
medicine on earth like it.
Mrs. Emma E Myers.