The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-10-28
Along the Kansas Nile.

a Kansas man Just from Pars
SAYS that The only thing the French did
that he could understand was when N y
coughed. as they coushed IN English.
over At lola man coming hams
thought he saw burglars IN his hous
and ne called for the police and Il is
said It viii be several days before the
echo Of his whoops viii die away.
Lawrence Journal. The Wichita Eagle
Is conducting an old-fashioued. hsaFt-
swelling campaign. II - lighting ths
court house ring" Doesn't that recall
sweet memories 10 the mind of eyevy
old Kansan?
Jacob schlager Of Sterling recently re
turned from Germany. says that som
people in Germany asked him for news
Of China. thinking he would know mcri
than they did about it because he lived
so far that way.
Curtis ard Click. up IN the First dis
trict. are having It up and down thu
stage over the cost % the war. Curtis
election is considered certain - thou
sands. and the discussion has departed
from main issues.
In a southern Kansas hotel the other
night man who claimed he had besf
charged too much took the register AMI
kicked il 70 pieces and licked The hotel
clerk Hia idea Of registering a kick
was 70 kick the register.
An Atehlzon man who has been read
ing for years about how exciting posGgm
hunts were. attended one. The man -
accompanied chased q opossum ~
tree. era baed the 'Op0Hsum BY the tall
put him ia a bag. and TIE great huns
vas over.
Nearly every boy has decidsd 90 re
main up election nigAt only long enough
20 know hon New York has gone. and
the result IN Neg York VII be known
about u o'clock SUI. no worry ancp.d
be felt that t1e streets viii be entiFsiy
deserted ~ Midnight
Op3e Read 10 an oratoricsl and political
phenomenon when some one asks him
a question that he cannot ansNsr ~
frankly says So The othsf day a MAJ
asestloned him on an issgo In hnznre
'fOa." be said. q never Vas good &
figures. and don't bother my head aaosr
them"
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