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Many a man who is not ashamed OF
his faults Is ashamed to confess them.
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Browns Teethinx Cordial cures all diseases
peculiar TO babies when teelhing.
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A stingy man fiatters himself that he
Is an economist.
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The broad ax., 1900-01-27

A dollar dinner is an aggravation to
the man with a 50-cent purse.
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Contentment is the feeling that
things might be worse.
The broad ax., 1900-01-27

II doesn't matter how healthy
blind man may be. he never looks well.
The broad ax., 1900-01-27

Java furnishes two-thirds of the
Quinine used.
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Mrs. wInsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums reduces in-
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Goes Cough BaIsam

The truly refined man is he who has
been purged from the dross itself.
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In Toxic there are seven erematories
and the cost Of cremation Is 80 low
that several Of the old-styIe under
takers have been forced out Of busi-
ness.
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Two bottles Of Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton cured me Of a bad lung trouble.-Mrs.
J. Nichols, Princeton, Ind, Mar II, 1885.
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For More Than a Century
Bakers Chocolate has beeu the standard. Made only
By Waiter Baker & Go. Ltd. Dorchester. Mass
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Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
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sc. I. W. Groves signature or each box.
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when All Else Falls. Try YI-KL
Cures Cons and Buniuns ithIut pain. Never fails
Drug mail lje YtKi Co. CraWfordsNi lille Ind
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When the money market is tight the
gold cure should be resorted to.
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The Grman empire had in 1898, 81
639 postofiices.
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CONSUMPTION.

KNOXVILLE, Iowa, Nov. 81, 1898.
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were all dead, having died from con-
sumption. and now she was in very poor
health. the doctors telling her she would
soon die. as she also had the same dis
ease. She was very respondent, know
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Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29
Lieutenant Jones. Nerve.

"The nerviest act know Of" said a
Kansas man while discussing the
worlds brave deeds, twas performed
10y Lieutenant Jones of the company of
marines that took John Brown at Har-
pers Ferry. Robert Il. Lee had ad-
vanced his 80 marines in semicircle
about the armory in which Brown and
hls men had taken refuge. Then Lieu
tenant Jones stepped out and COM
menced to read the riot act to the men
behind the armory walls, and, though
they kept shooting at him, his voice
never wavered, nor did he show any
other sign of trepidation. was in that
company of marines."-Kansas City
Journal
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29
Buchanan. Mich. Nav

Buchannan, Mich, May %
Genessee Pure Food Co., lie Roy, N. Y.
Gentlemen-My mamma has been a
great coffee drinker and has found it
'ery injurious Having used several
packages of your GRAN-O, the drink
,hat takes the place of coffee, she finds
It much better for herself and for us
Il hlldren to drink. She has given up
coffee drinking entirely. We use a
package every week. / am ten years
old. Yours respectfully,
FANNIE WILLIAMS.
Special sale of Millinery Goods now
.o'ne on at the See Hive, 1853 Front
xrset.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

keg was no temptashun. Yes. sub. .they
walked off and let me pass on, aud |
never shall hear the last of 1t from the
ole woman. l never hev taken a nip
of con juice since then that she wasn't
ready to speak out:
"'Thar yo' go ag'ln, Zeb White!
Law me, but If 20 only he'd the brains
of bar, what a happy woman I'd
bev" NJ. QUAD.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29
Hailed.

Does that young woman hail from
RostonT
YES" answered the youth thought
fully; "thnt expresses the idea precise
ly. She halls from Boston. | was nev-
er before overtaken by such a heavy
downfall of intellectual ice"-Wash-
ington Star,
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

You vhill always find men who vhas
in troubles because of not knowing a
good thing when it vhas put at dem.
once offered thief 50 in cash to keep
AWAY from my chickens, but one night
he goes to steal an old rooster worth
feefty cents und vhas lamed for life
nit a charge of buckshot.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29
Pair Of Drunks.

A pair of drunks were disposed of
yesterday by Mayer Sykes, the Offend
ing parties being John West and Put"
Cain. Each was fined five dollars and
costs. Both were busted"
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

Nopody can depend upon der pooblic.
When | vhas an honest aldermans, eaf-
erybody believes l vhas dishonest und
make ten t'ousand dollars out of some
shobs. When l goes by der legislature
und makes $4,000 in one day, der peo-
pie hurrahed for me und called me
DOT Honest Dootchmans."
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

When man reaches that point in his
career where he Is satisfied with him.
self. his usefulness on earth is at an
end.-Chlcago News.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

Blobbs-Why don't you consult a
doctor about your insomnia?
Slobbs-What. And run up more
bills? Why it's because of what |
owe him now that can't sleep
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

It's folly to suffer frcm that horri-
Bile plague OF the night, itching piles.
Doan's Ointment cures, quickly and
permanently. At any drug store, so
cents.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

see dot If der door vhas open some
thief must haf taken der fowls, und OF
what use to break oop my sleep? II
vhas better for all of us dot we stop q
Il etle.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29
"vhell, how vhas itT" I says.

When I vhas going home in a crowd
ed street car der odder eafnings, l gif
oop my seat to a fat man.
"How vhas dot?" said one of my
friends. "Haf you got some pity for
dot man?"
Not bit" says l. 81 simply gif oop
my seat TO revenge on my fellow men.
Doan' you see dot he takes oop twice
my room und squeezes twice as many
folks togetherW NJ. QUAD.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

I haf had men pick my pockets, und
l laf had friends borrow my money,
uHd cant quite figure out why der
plckpOcket should be sent to Jail und
der odder party go free. 1t vhas all
der same to mel got nothing back.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

In my time I haf caught some fish
dot weighed 20 pounds apiece, but dot
Goan' satisfy me. vhas always
mourning after dose fish which weigh
ed % pounds apiece und got AWAY
from me.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

When doctors fail try Burdock
Blood Bitters. Cures dyspepsia, con-
stipation; invigorates the whole sys-
TEN.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29
THE AMERICAN LOAN compAwy.
Examination Of Teachers

For the public schools OF Washington County
will be held in the Marietta High School Room
on the second Saturday of each month except
January, July and August. NP'
j. A. STONE, Marietta, Ohio.
Presid Board OF School Examiners.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29
CARL oUNDER,s SAYINGS.
A Wholesome Combination of Fun
and Philosophy.
Copyright. 1900 by C. b. Lewis.l

ICopyright, 1900 by c. b. Lewis.l
Some people vhas born dot way und
can't help 1t. Last week my brudder-
in-law goes oudt in der woods to kill a
lie kills fox und den comes home und
kicks about his hard luck.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

One night Mrs. Dunder wakes me
oop und says a burglar vhas in der
house.
"vhell, how vhas it?" says.
you must drive him out"
Dot vhas no policy. If drive him
out, he comes back some other night.
If let him look aroundt und find not
tings TO steal, he not only walks AWAY
by himself, but he feels it vhas no use
to come again"
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

GW-DR. Il. ). WARD, Dentist. Offcelr
Onion Block, over Charles Blume's Jewelry
Store, Front street. below Putnam.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

If man comes to me und doan' say
nottings, mebbe he gets feefty cents.
bat if man comes to me und says
he vhas a squar' man und can't sleep
n ghts If he doan' pay his debts l shust
walk off und leave him to talk NIT der
gatepost.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

DIR. A. KINGSBURY, DENTIST. Room
Leader BHilding, Corner Front and Putnam
Street
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1900-09-29

Der man who calls me oop at mid
night to tell me dot my henhoase door
vlas open thinks TO do me favor
but If he vhas a philosopher he would
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
Denver-..The Ben Boy.''


The Denver theater has a farce
this week which will keep the election
interests boiling. There is plenty Of
life to it and the life is kept to the
front by capable popular price
company Of singers, dancers and
comedians" A number of the late
songs are introduced and some Of the
best of the old ones are held over,
which can be read backward and be
found true regarding the jokes.
The theater was packed yesterday
as it has not been packed in many
Sundays and the audiences took to
the farces with the same grace that
a duck takes to dampness. There are
many specialties.
On election night Manager Barton
will start a midnight matinee after
the regular performance, which will
be interspersed with election returns
to be read from the stage. The
company and some outsiders will con-
tribute entertainment as long as tn
people stay to enjoy it.-Denver
Times. Qss
At the opera house, Cahon City,
Thursday night, Nov. l5.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
NEWS NOTES.

Paris will extend cordial welcome
to Dom Paul Kruger upon his arrival
in that city.
The st. Joseph's hospital fair at
Ouray netted that institution over
81, 900.
The farmers about Loveland will
raise sugar beets next year, 1000
acres having been leased for that
purpose.
R. L. Hall, q wealthy ranchmsn
and stockman, was murdered by Fay
cite Seeley, cowboy, on his ranch
near El Paso, Texas, few days ago.
Several foreign nations haye warn
ed France not to 90 too far in its
ovation to Dom Paul Kruger.
Joe Hussey, yardmaster Of the
Denver and Rio Grande at Aspen, was
instantly killed last Monday. He
jumped from moving car.
The paper mill at Golden, the Oldest
paper mill in the west, was destroyed
by fire yesterday, the loss being $4O,-
600; insured.
Over $54.0O0,000 worth Of live
stock was shipped out Of Kansas for
slaughter during the past fiscal year
The convicts in the Texas peniten-
tisry contributed largely out Of their
earnings toward the relief Of the
Galveston sufferers.
The Thomas Fibre company, recent
ly organized in Trenton, N. j., may
cut the cost Of paper in two. The
fibre company was formed to thor
oughly test the discovery Of Robert
Thomas, that pulp can be made from
cottonseed hulls ct ons-hslf the cost
Of the manufacture Of wood pulp.
Robert Thomas, discovsrsf Of tho new
use Of cottousssd hulls, M for thirty
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
|. Il. DAWSON,
REAL ESTATE. LOANS AND INVESTMENTS.
FIRE, LIFE AND RENTS coLlecrrn
ACCIDENT INSURANCE eUsIic
City Property.

S1SO0-Will take nice new, fve room,
pressed brick house, bath room, ~
foot lot, south front, 9 blocks from
postoilice.
S3000-Will take new seven-room
frame house, cellor, bath, chicken
house, barn, on corner, two lots.
S3300-Will take q modern five-room
pressed brick, south front, nice lawn
and shade trees. A pretty home.
s25On-will buy six-room frame on
Greenwood, lot and "a half, q good To-
cation.
sl4oO-win buy a four-room frame
house, large barn. three lots, corner,
south front.
sl6O0-will buy n four-room pressed
brick, three 44-foot lots, good location,
bargain.
sl100-will take four lots on Main St.,
south front, a bargain.
. 9OO-win buy four-room frame
house. one lot. south front, on River
street.
s23O-will buy six room brick, cellar,
barn, chicken house, two lots, on cor
ner, lots set to fruit.
el100-will buy = three room frame
house, barn, lot 125xl3O. lot set TO
bearing fruit.
SiaOO-will buy a six.room frame
house, barn. lot set TO fruit, in South
Canon.
sls50-will buy new 1ve-room frame
house, bath, cellar, close in, easy
terms.
. sJO-will buy new four-roQm frame
house and one lot. A bargain.
mi hsrH aA A fs.<.t
lot,south front, four blocks from P.O.
2 32b-will buy &4-foot lot, south
front, six blocks from postotiice.
. s50-wilj buy a good residence lot,
seven blocks from postofiice.
. 225 win buy two lots in Hsrding's
addition.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
What the London Times Says.

The English people have beer
greatly interested in the outcome Of
our presidential contest, and the
London Times, in voicing the senti-
ment of the people, says:
'McKinley's victory is no ordinary
party triumph. 1t is a victory fol
common honesty, sound sense ant
sober, enlightened political judg.
ment.
Free silver and its attendant
heresies are the real matters upon
which the electors have given judg-
ment.
From that danger the country is
mercifully delivered, certainly for the
present, and we may hope for all
time"
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
o.rn.Dy and Sugar rr.a..

Germany's expectation of raw sugar
has always exceeded that Of any other
European country. In the exporta-
ton of refined sugar. however, It waa
third down to 1882. In the eleven
years which have elapsed since 1888
Germany's expectation of raw sugar
has increased from 349.310 metric
tons to 493.531 metric tons. the amount
being largest In 1897 (es1.516 metric
tons). when the United States took
a67, sol metric tons before July "a. the
date on which the new customs tariff
went into force.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
Fruit Ranches.

s320o-will buy well improved 81
acre fruit ranch, heavy bearing, T.
room frame house, barn, horse and
buggy and household furniture. A
snap.
s30Oo-will buy ten acres, set to fruit
trees three years old, good wAter,
place In good condition.
siS00-wiIl buy Eve acres set to fruit.
apples and cheftie \ cash. baisnce
three years At s per cent.
$500 viii buy Ave scre fruit ranch.
apples, cherries and small fruits, four.
room frame house, barn. cistern, eel.
Lar; $3.50 cash. balance in three years
at 8 per cent.
elSOO-will buy Hve-room frame
house, cellar, cistern, barn and ~
acres set to fruit. Easy terms.
$1,000 buy20zcresof good land good
water night. seven acres In bearing
fruit. balance In alfalfa. A good in
vestment.
e3000-will buy a Eve acre ranch, bear
ing fruit. apples. cherries and plums,
six room frame house, barn, good To-
cation.
s1250--will buy 1--WE acres, half set to
fruittrees, four years old, balance In A.
falfa, good water right.
e2200-will buy . nice little fruit
ranch VI Sk acres. large barn, house,
cistern, good location.
Sl55o-wili buy y fvs acre fruit ranch.
trees 10 . years old, part In alfalfa,
small house. good water right
ei0O0-will buy ~ acres, all set TO
frnit. strawberries. apples and cher
ries, small house. cistern.
s2O0o-wil buy four Acres good lcca-
ton. in bearing fruit, good water
righthslf cash, balance on easy terms.
eis00-wili buy 5.acre fruit ranch, T.
room frame house, good water right,
easy terms.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
A Trip East.

Mr.. and Mrs. B. F. Rockafellow will
leave for New Haven, Conn.,, to-mor-
row night. At Denver they will be
joined by President Aylesworth, Of
the State Agricultural college. The
visit is made for the purpose of at
tending q convention of presidents
and delegates from agricultural col
leges of the United States, which con-
venes on the 18th inst. While absent
they will visit their son Charles who
is attending college at Andover,
Mass.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
Congressional Delegation.

There seems now no doubt that the
Fifty Seventh Congress will be con-
trolled by the Republicans. In the
Senate the Republicans will have At;
Democrats. 81; other parties, and
doubtful, 12-total 80. In the
House it will be-Republican. be 18l;
Democrats, $50; Fusion, 9-Republi.
can majority, Is.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
POST Office at Canon City as Second-c
NOTICE or DiscoMr,NuAMcE.
A WONDERFUL VICTORY.

The splendid victory party presidential
campaign Republicans
Kinley will probably 3O8 of the 7
than go
Kney had I'll In 92 Cleveland 2 and back 1872 Grant had 286
The for such wonderful land slide They
largely found Byans speeches. Whatever think of
Mr. Bryan ndputabe that every made
bunder him the election held Mr.
Bryan would probably carried the close perhaps enough
election Had remained would have better
Bryans equivoca handling question
him His Gobem Kentucky
that state His hobnobbng with Tammany and his public Croker
forced thousands of honest New York His
Gob Croker Ag Tman their methods for
him of chance he had Of Maryland West Virginia
Indiana and other close states.
ambition
his life espoused him had not been effective
His quarters His double
Philippine question him gained His failure to be
positive money from him both the East and
West His nce the rich and his appeals
passions preudces undong
all combined gobe
feat recorded in history
Mckinley
svave and he will undoubtedly round out his career with the next
four years such that will leave for him the in his
being greatest
-Washington, Lincoln Mckinley.
Charlie Thomas policemen had oupt controlled the Denver
illegally handled the Democratic convention Hon.
governors Maupn good
by far than the gentleman served the
Bryan only Colorado
vada there had been free ballot fair the southern
very probable that the would
received would from the three Western mentioned
this is pretty fair victory.
will probably may dis
Democratic him legislature
really ought 10 ohavean Office of kind.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08

Rio 0rasds EnEises Too Big to Pass
A Tunnel.
Two Of the new big engines ordered
by the Rio Grande are en- route TO
Colorado from the Baldwin Locomo-
tive works of Philadelphia where they
were built. They are Nos. 908 and
909 and are the fourth of an order
for nine just like them to leave the
works. The other two arrived last
week and are now in use. The
engines now en- route were too big to
20 through the Lake Shore tunnel at
Toledo, Ohio, much to the annoyment
Of eastern railroad men and had to
60 around by another route. The
monsters weigh $4,000 pounds, the
tenders with fuel and water weigh
10000 each and the entire engine
loaded with tender attached weighs
over 100000. The powerful drive
wheels are 81 inches in diameter and
in all their dimensions the new
engines are a credit to Colorado
transportation. They will all be here
within ten days.-Pueblo Chieftain.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08

Henry NJ. Mingay has been appoint
ed city treasurer to fill the vacancy
caused by the death of Andrew E.
Rudolph. The bond, which is in the
sum of SIS, 900, has been approved
and Mr.. Mingay entered upon the dis
charge Of his duties this morning.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
r,bbon for war Medal.

It is stated that the duke Of York
has made the selection Of the ribbon
which Is to be worn with the South
African war medal. The center will
b yellow. with blue line on each side
and deep red margin. The ribbon has
been approved by the secretary OF
state for war.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
HIS Last Anniversary,

Warden Hoyt's friends celebrated
his 55th birthday anniversary last
night for him in appropriate style
and with effect. The warden says:
Tell your friends this is my last an
niversary; don't you see, folks will
think l am getting DID,"
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08

Bryan Loses His Own Precinct.
Candidate Bryan has been SO busy
in trying to fix up his fences in east
ern states that he evidently forgot
his own precinct in Lincoln, Neb.
Here it was that Mckinley admirers
did some good work, the vote stand
ing-McKinley, 208; Bryan, los.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
Wisconsin.

This state, too. the Bryan-Croker
crowd were going to carry. But
Wisconsin gives Mckinley 10000.
The legislature is overwhelmingly
Republican, also all congressman.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08

years in the paper making business
in the south. and few months ago,
while operating mill in Florida. he
learned the chemical action which
will reduce the hulls to pulp.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08

Agent I. F. Dawson paid over to
H. D. Avery to-day a check for $514.-
95, his company's share in the loss
by the late fire. Pretty quick work,
that.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08

Go away from home to get the
news is applicable to the political
situation in Fremont County, for we
must go outside of Colorado to find
much that is satisfying to Republi-
cans.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08
shIpp.ae Copper.

The Cooper Copper Company that
is developing the Copper Mt. Mine
near Howard, now has . car Of ore
ready for shipment. This seems to
be an excellent copper prospect with
good chance Of developing into q
paying mine.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08

]. E. Falls and daughter of St
Louis, Mo-, are among the recent
arrivals in Caiion City. They are
well pleased with our pretty burg
and expect to make this their home
Mr.. Falls is q brother-in-law of ]. C
Burghart.
Cañon City record., 1900-11-08

MARRIED-At Canon City, Colo,
Nov. 8, 1900, Mr.. G. L. A. Sasse and
Miss Ethel Senter, both of Florence,
Colo; Esquire F.A. Mcdonald, oficiat-
ling.