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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15

Large sun spots. astronomers a
caused the extreme heat this summer,
and doctors declare nearly all the pros
trations were induced by disorders of
the stomach. Good health follows good
digestion. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure d.
gests what you eat. If you have indi-
gestion or dyspepsia it will quickly re-
lieve and permanently cure you. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
Freak Economy.

whats the trouble now?" asked the
proprietor of the dime museum.
"The fat man wants one of these big
yellow leather belts, tt be in the fashion
He says he'll quit If we don't give him
One."
"Well," said the proprietor, sadly,
"we1l have to kill the two-headed cow
and take her hide. / can't afford to buy
him one."-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
Presence of Mind.

Mrs. Prim-Heavens! there comes my
husband!
Mrs. Slim-Wh-what are you doing?
Mrs. Prim-Can't you see? Hiding
the soda pillows. = Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15

The most dainty and effective pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
They are uneQualled for all liver and
bowel troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's
Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA.
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and 50 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
Curiosity Involvad,

Katharine-He didn't ask me to mar.
ry him, and l shall feel all my life the
cruel sting of disappointment.
Nancy-Poor girl! Were your affec.
tions so profoundly interested?
No; but it kills me to think l can't ask
him why he didn't ask me.-Life.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
prompt, ~palatable, pleasant, powerful,
purifying little pills.. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
CouSohnr.

Mr.. Goodley-Alas! ourfriend Soouter
has gone to that bourne whence no
traveller returns.
Mr.. Hardart-Yes, thank goodnes.
he can't come back and lecture about
t.-Phtladelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
A Pair of Breaches.

"If you insist on going with that up
start, Baker, Clara, l promise a breach
in our relations"
"Then, Henry, there will come a
breach of promise in our negotiations
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
Musical Cow.

Wanted-A steady man to look after
a garden and milk a low who has q
good voice and is accustomed to sing in
the chotr.-English Country Paper.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
The Ice Mans Wish.

Mine be a cot beside the rill; all day
Id loaf and fish at will, and when 'twa!
dusk, from messy log, I'd dive ane
paddle like a frog.-Indianapolis Jour
nal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
Smoked Up.

II love your daughter, Mr.. Blenken-
ship, with an Intensity, with q burn
ing
Burning! Well I should say 40, young
fellow. Why, It showed 81. so extra on
last months gas BILL"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
DYSPEPSIA CAN BE CUREOBY USING
AcKER,S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re.
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
Is cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15

Have you a sense of fullness in the
region Of your stomach after eating?
If so, o will be benefited by using
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's. They also cure belching and SOUL
stomach. They regulate the bowels, too.
Price, rs cents. Sold by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15

To prevent consumption quickly cure
throat and lung troubles with One Min
ute Cough Cure. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
Jumped Off.

"Since have been mayor the scales
have fallen from my eyes"
eyes, dead weight On the city; no bal,
ance in the treasury"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
l~nferential proof"

He-Do you think your father has any
idea that we are in love?
She-Not the remotest. He told me
he didn't mind your coming to see me-
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
The Professional Wav.

Mistress-Does your policeman lover
ever ask you for a kiss, Norah?
Cook-No, indade mum! Whin a
policeman sees anything he want he
takes it widout asking!-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
VOL MOO. N, M. Reports

Volume TX of New Mexico Reports
can now be supplied by The New Mexi-
can Printing Company. Delivered at
publishers price Of $3.50.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15

You a spell it cough, coff, caugh,
kauf, kaff, Rough, or kaugh, but the on
ly harmless remedy that quickly cures
it is One Minute Cough Cure. Ireland's
Pha rmacv
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any case Of
coughs, colds OF Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and SO cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
Santa Fe Route, Homeseeker Excursion

SanGd Ee ICuuG61 0om6B66K6r GxCufsion
Tickets.
Another series of homeseekers' ex-
cursions has been arranged for and all
agents in Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, Kan
a and Nebraska will sell tickets to
points in New Mexico on September Is,
October 2 and 16, good for return pas
sage within 81 days from date of sale;
for particulars call on agents of the
Santa Fe route.
H. S. LUTZ, Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. ]. BLACK, G. P. A., Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
Domestic Diplomacy.

Mrs. Hicks--I don't understand how
the dowager empress holds such COM
plete control over the emperor.
Mrs. Wicks-Well, if you don't, poor
Mr.. Hicks can doubtless give you a vivid
theory.
"I'll have you to understand that Mr..
Hicks runs his own business
But you are always moving his cap
ita1 =:
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-15
A Case of "Must" Mayhap.
How Biglums must love his wife.

What makes you think so?
He plays poker for fun just because
she likes it and won't gamble.-Chicago
Times-Herald.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05

IT'S very handy to order music at
the Acme. They get all soy music
for their patrons at 30e.
WHAT has been more popular this
season for trimmings than all over
laces. A large stock of them was at
Smiths dry goods store at the begin
ming of the season; and they were all
sold, because the styles and prices
made them sell. Now a new lot is in
at prices from 45c yard to $3.50.
NEwMAN's ice cream will nov be
ready at all times day or evening.
He has opened for the. season and will
serve the best of everything. His
place is one of the most popular in
town.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05


REV. / A. BARNES was called to
Grafton to-day to attend the funeral
of Mrs. W. r. England which takes
place to- morrow. In consequence of
this the quarterly conference announc-
ed to be held at the M. p. church on
Wednesday evening has been post
poned until Monday evening.
EVERY one is sorry that the moot
trial by the law department had to be
given up this year but there is NO
room on the rostrum which is COM
pletely taken up by the pipe organ.
This entertainment had been enjoyed
more than any other feature of Com
mencement week since its inception
several years ago.
ALL the stores in town with one
exception closed at o'clock last
night and the plan will be followed
all summer. The arrangement is a
god send to the clerks and the mer-
chants themselves. There is no rea-
son why it shouldn't be followed by
all and the patrons are glad to see as
many into it as there are.
THE Orchard Hill Dairy has bios
( somed in brand new delivery wag-
on and the milk man is dressed from
tip to toe in white. They. make a
speciality OF pure Jersey milk and
already have large trade. Elmer
F. Jacobs and VIII Everly are the
owners Of the establishment.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
SENSATIONAL INCIDENT.
Case in Which Hon. Waitman I. vii
Iey's Eloquence was Successful.

The late Hon. Waitman T.. Wiley,
whose death occurred recently at Nor
gantown, had statewide reputation
as lawyer of rare ability says the
Wheeling News. A story often re-
ferred to by the members Of the state
bar is based upon Mr., Willey's defense
Of a murderer years ago at Morgan
town. 1t was shortly after he began
the practice OF law. An atrocious
murder had been committed and Will
ley was engaged, or appointed by the
court, to defend the prisoner, a man,
who in the heat Of passion, had quar-
relied with a neighbor and slew him.
So wrought up was the murderer that
he plunged red hot poker into the
neck OF his victim boring holes into
the flesh.
1t looked like hopeless case. On
the day of the arguments the prisoner
was accompanied by his wife and their
infant child. In his address to the
jury Wiley held the babe before the
stern arbiters OF the case and made a
plea for the unhappy parent, that had
wonderful effect He asked them
how they would feel were their chill
dren 60 grow up in the community
and have the finger Of gossip pointed
at them singing them out as persons
whose father had been hanged because
in wrath he violated the law. The
speech was so well delivered, SO judi
ciously composed OF elements pathetic
and yet so simple, that verdict plain
ly at variance with the real degree Of
the crime was brought In. That case
had much to do with the future sue
cess Of the lawyer who delivered it.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
NO FUNNY BUSINESS.
Charleston Papers Threatens to Tell
More Ii Relief is Not tiiven.

1t is being whispered around that
there is a movement to have Presis
dent Raymond withdraw his resig-
nation, or else to induce the Board
Of Regents to decline to accept it
says the Gazette. The people of the
State do not want any monkey bust
ness in this Raymond matter. 1t
has been given out that DR.. Ray
mond is to go in the Interest of the
University, and the public is rely
ing on the regents carrying out the
program in good faith. If they do
not they will get one of the hottest
fights made against the University
before the next Legislature that was
ever witnessed in the State. All the
worst things against Raymond and
his management Of the University
have been kept back. If it becomes
necessary to make them public the
hide is going to come of. The tax
payers of the State will raise a howl
against the Legislature giving the
University any further appropria-
tions to be wasted and misapplied
by Raymond.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
Birthday and
Wedding Presents.

Your friends have birthdays pretty
regularly and once in while friend
gets married. On these occasions
dainty gifts are IN demand. What's
daintier than a book? What is kept
longer What is seen oftener? Your
answer TO all these questions would
be, there's nothing" That's right,
too. Books are like true friends: the
longer we possess them the better we
love them. If you don't want books
we have other things that make nice
gifts. Well show them if you call.
The Acme Book Store.
stone Front--Dering Building.
III. Il. Swisher. Proprietor.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
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j. A. WEAVER keeps on hand at
Ill times full supply of elegant home
baked light bread Send in your or
ders by phone.
OUR winner strawberry ice cream
at the White Mountain ice cream par
Tors. We make all fiavors. Walnut
street.
ALL's well that ends well is the way
that the groom who failed in Union
town would express it.
JOHN MEEKs has started an accom-
mediation carriage and sollcits calls
from any one who needs his services.
He will make trips TO any place in
town or suburbs, to the Cheat resorts
or elsewhere. John is always very
careful of his patrons aud his charges
are very moderate. Give him call.
THE game with WaynesbuFg has
been finally arranged. They have
| signed an agreement not to play any
one but bona tide college students
and the management here has agreed
10 play them on that understanding.
IHeTe Woulu nave Deen Do game Otn-
erwise. Waynesburg has been loaded
all spring but they will have TO leave
off the ringers If the game is played.
This agreement will cut out Dent who
has gone over there to play with them.
LADIES who wear Queen Quality
shoes never complain that the hot
weather effects their feet Sold only
by Hirschmans.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
saUs r UrR fwsxND>,
Personal Merton II Prominent People

Personal Mertian If Prominent People
Where they are and aam they arr.
5. NJ. Hoff has gone to Richie
county for stay Of few days.
Mrs. w. III. Morgan has gone to
Morris Cross Roads for brief visit.
A. w. Smith Is back from Proctor
where he had been to visit his broth
err
Henry L. Devault has been al
pointed pos tmaster ut Scrafford vice
w. II. German resigned.
I'll. \. Newman and sister Miss
Emma who have been visiting rela-
tives at scottdale have returned
! home
County Superintendent f. G. Cooke
of Mcdowell and Robert Harner OF
Roane counties have left the Uniyer-
sity and gone home. They were In
the law department.
A. Brown Smith OF Uniontown was
one of the attendants at the funeral
of Miss Bessie Hagans on Monday.
He is well known here having been
one of the most popular students who
ever attended the University. He re-
turned home on Tuesday morning.
Director James II. Stewart of the
| Experiment Station came in from the
Ohio Valley this morning where he
| had been to look after some Station
| business. He reports that Parkers-
| burg is filed to over flowing with
Democrats and that they are active
and confident. The prospects are
that there will be the largest conven-
ltion held that has ever taken place In
the state. The town is already
swamped under the food Of incoming
visitors.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
HELLO 13s.
"Uwanta" Hammock, at MADEIRA

@Uwanta' Hammock, at MADEIRA
Bros.
The hats you'll praise-the neck
wear You'll admire-the shirts you
must have. Iiirschmans.
To MORROW the convention at
Parkersburg will open 1t is expect
ed to be an interesting session.
There is so much uncertainty about
the personal of the ticket that is to
be named that there is no telling
what we may expect.
COOP intentions don't count, but
good goods do. You always get that
kind at A. l.. Nye's.
BUY your ice cream at the White
Mountain Ice Cream Parlors. We
make our ice cream from pure Jersey
cream, the best that can be had: it Is
made by motor power and is guaran-
teed pure, clean and smooth. Wal
nut street.
THIS is the last week of recitations
at the University. On next Monday
the examinations begin and last one
week. Students are busy examining
for the final test of the year. They
are now sorry that they missed any
time at all during the term but it is
hard to make amends for this at
this late day.
THE work on paving the streets
is moving along very nicely. 1t
suits everyone to see it going that
way and they hope that no more de-
lays will be experienced.
The most delicious Ice Cream
Soda in the city to-day.
MADEIRA Bros.
HIRscHMANs carpet department is
kept busy. They are doing the car
pet business of the town and no
wonder, prices are 25 per cent below
others.
Ice cold buttermilk fresh every
day at Madera's.
GET perforated chair bottoms at
Smiths dry goods store and reseat
your chairs. If it is upholstered fur
niture that is getting shabby go to
the same place and get upholstery
goods and re cover it. You get what
you want at Smiths.
COUNCIL seems to be anxious to
have the Rod Of Saturday thorough
ly sifted and the guilty parties fined
heavily. Everyone backs them up
in this. Such condition of affairs
should not be allowed to go unre
buked and there is no disposition
to allow it to 60 so.
We are headquarters for all kinds
of mems shoes. We are sole agents
for such makes as Hanan's Bannis-
ter, Humane. Duquesne and other
lower priced grades.
DURING the convention at Par
kersburg we will keep our readers
fully informed Of what is going on.
For the fullest and latest reports of
the convention get the New DoMrN
ION every day.
The ice cream parlors at the Del
ieatessen are now open for the
patronage of the public. The best
at all times.
GET ruf1led sun bonnet and pair
Of leather half handlers, and then 90
out in the garden and create an appe-
tite. The articles only cost zoe each
If you get them at Smiths dry goods
store.
Hammocks from 75e to $3.50 at
MADEIRA Bros.
WANTED exchange 3-foot for
a 6-foot show case. T. B. WMGUs.
TIL D
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
The Beers

Are the greatest buffers of
the age. Their two Oil
garchies, sometimes mistak-
en- for Republics, having
been founded on slavery and
taxation without represen-
tation, are about to see
their finish.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05

RIOTS should not be allowed 10 go
unrebuked.
lee cream soda, all fiayors, at
the Delicatessen, 5 cents glass.
WHILE the price of paper keeps adj
vancing, the price of newspapers re-
mains fixed and unaltered. Yet some
orators continue to talk of the awful
tyranny of the press.
GET your clothes cleaned at Wei
bells, the Dyer, Front street, near
Beechurst.
AN exchange has standing ad.
why don't you open an account with
the National Bank?n Well, well,
the reasons are as the wind up of the
sale Of bills say. sttoo numerous to
mention
ANOTHER car load of Gold Medal
flour just in at Posten's for $500 pei
barrel.
GREATER MorgantOwn should re-
ceiye the careful attention Of every
one in all of the four towns and sub
urbs. There are many reasons why
we should have 1T and very few why
we should not.
GOLDEN Grain flour at fifty-five
cents sack at Viewers Grocery is
the best -four in town.
A FOG was noticed on Tuesday
morning. Ibis is very late in the
season for anything like this to occur
but the cool night that we experience
81 r1,n.
found amiss and many people have
turned on the gas,
PRINTED dimities and percales in
the seasons most beautiful designs.
At the Cash Mercantile Co.
THERE is more joy in printing Of
flee over one sinner who pays in adj
vance and abuses the editor on every
occasion, than over the ninety and
nine who borrow the paper and sing
his praise without contributing one
cent TO pay the bills.
50-INcH all-wool storm serge at 75c
yard is one of the good things just
received at Smiths dry goods store.
Any judge of dress goods will pro-
nounce it a splendid value, and hard
to duplicate any place. Go where
you can get bargains.
A VERY brilliant meteor was seen
Monday night. 1t crossed the heav-
ems from the south nearly to the
northern horizon and was the largest
that has been seen here for years. A
great many people saw it and admired
it during its brief course.
THE very handsome painting on the
Hotel Peabody was done by A. w.
Jones. The work is very tasty and
was done in the best manner. The
colors harmonic nicely showing Al
bert's good judgment. Everybody
would know he did the work after
80 4
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
North Morgantown

Tells a different story. 1t
has a constantly increasing
representation and no heavy
town taxes. 1t was wisely
and equitably founded and
is enjoying the greatest
prosperity in its history.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05

-
The young people seem to have
succumbed entirely to the marrying
fever A larger number than usual
have already taken place this spring
and other are scheduled to come off
later.
A LARGE party of delegates To-, the
Parkersbufg convention left on Tues
day morning. In the party were Ju-
liam e. Fleming, j. M. Wood, Walter
South, Van Barrackman, Frank Wea-
yer, r. L. Morris, L. w Burnes and
g. w. Carlin.
+ FRENoH's New Sensation was at
the wharf last night and attracted a
good audience. These river shows
are rather popular with many people
who enjoy the performances i'm
mensely.
TT takes lot of gall TO claim that
DR. Raymond Is the only one who can
get that bill passed when there are
fifty colleges that are interested in Ii
and that are pulling the wires TO get
1t through. Every agricultural col
lege in the United States is interested
In its passage.
CURLING has been laid down on
Walnut street from Main To Long Al
ley and it will.be put into position as
soon as possible. This part OF the
town needs paving as badly as any
other part Of it and 1t will receive at
tention before the summers work is
done
The biggest wheel ever brought
to Morgantown was received this
morning. 1t is a Rambler and has
been bought through the agent Jus
tin Nj. Kunkle by j p. Cobb. 1t is
equipped in the latest style and is
a very handsome mount The size
of the wheel has caused it to be gen
orally admired.
THE reason the people Of the state
have been saying nothing more about
DR.. Raymond than they have was that
they believed that the whole trouble
would be settled by his retirement.
Now under a threat that he may be
allowed to remain as disturbing fac
tor here they are beginning to raise
cain again. The row will never be
settled until he gets out. A man
who has any regard for himself or
Others in his position would get away
as quickly as possible.
Ir your bicycle needs pumping up
you can get first class pump at
the Acme. Prices 20e, 45e and 81.
The dollar one is dandy.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
Restaurant For Sale.

offer my Restaurant and Bakery
on Main street for sale. The location
is the best in town, have fine trade
and it is an excellent chance for
hustler. G. L ST. CLAIR.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
Girl Wanted.

Girl wanted to go to Mountain
Lake Park for the summer. Apply
Immediately at Judge Okey Johnson's
North Main street.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
For Sale.

A good light road wagon, a good
spring wagon, and set Of Yankee
work harness, all in grod order. Call
at Wharton's livery stable.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
Wanted.

Two experienced sewers and two
girls to learn sewing. Apply at
once to Mrs. Llnnie Wilson, Front
street.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
MOVED.

RICE'S NEWS STAND &
GROCERY has moved from the
Moreland Building into the
room formerly occupied by the
Bee Hive Store store in the Odd
Fellows Bid on Walnut street.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
Wanfed.

A clerk, apply at once to secretary
Turn Verein Concordia, Seneca, w. Va.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1900-06-05
Ice cream soda, all flayors, mt
the DelicateSsen, 5 cents n glass.

Ice cream soda with plenty OF
cream. sc at the w. M. Ice Cream
Parlors. Parties wanting ice cream
for Festivals, Lawn Fetes, Excursions
and family use should consult the
White Mountain ice cream parlors.
Special rates for large quantities.