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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15
MRS. r. j. LYNCH.

Like the plague-stricken Egyptians
a cry of distress has gone out from
every household, and the mildew of
woe clings to every hearthstone.
Catarrh in some form, catarrh In
some stage turks as an enemy in the
slightest cough or cold and finishes
it's fiendish work in heart disease and
consumption.
No tissue, function. or organ of the
body escapes its ravages; muscles
wither, nerves shatter, and secretions
dry up under it's blighting presence.
So stubborn and difficult of cure Is
this disease that to invent remedy
to cure chronic catarrh has been the
ambition of the greatest minds in all
ages. Is it therefore any wonder that
the vast multitude of people who have
been cured of chronic catarrh by Pc
runa are SO lavish in their praise of
this remedy? That the discovery OF
Peruna has made the cure of catarrh
a practical certainty is not only the
testimony of the people, but many
medical men declare it to be true.
As a drug store in this age of the
world is incomplete without Peruna,
it can be obtained anywhere with di-s
rections for use. A complete guide
for the prevention and cure of ca
tarrh and all diseases of winter, sent
free by The Peruna Medicine Co.,
Columbus Ohio.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

The next Pan-American conference
will be held in the City of Mexico on
Oct. ~ next, by an invitation of the
Mexican government, which has been
generally accepted. Like the cele-
brated conference held in Washington
eleven years ago, the purpose of the
gathering will be to promote closer
commercial and other relations be-
tween the several matte IS of the hem
iSDhere
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

The Canadian government surveyor
who was commissioned by the gov
eminent to locate the stakes defining
the boundary line in the Mount Baker
district for 100 miles from Sumas,
Washington, toward the coast, and
thus settle all disputes, makes the re-
markable statement to the govern
ment that he could find no stakes any
where to denote that a survey of the
boundary was ever made. This bears
out the stories told by old-timers in
the Yale district to the effect that
when the joint international survey
committee was sent to define the bound
airy it was appalled, at the high noun
tains, deep cliffs and dense forests
fringing the 49th parallel and agreed
to report the survey as having been
made without actually making it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

A new apartment house in course of
erection on West End avenue and
Seventy-ninth street. New York, will
have attached to it automobile sta
b1es for housing the automobiles of
tenants. Facilities for charging the
electric vehicles are provided on the
first floor, and the second floor is in
tended for living apartments for the
vehicle attendants.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

The new battleship Maine, building
at Cramps shipyard in Philadelphia.
is more than one-third completed. 1t
is expected that she will be launched
on Feb. Is of next year, the third an
niversary of the destruction of the ORR
gina1 Maine in Havana harbor. On
Feb. Is, 1888, during a driving bliz-
card, were laid the first keelplates OF
the new battleship.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

DIR. Thomas Wilson, speaking at the
recent meeting of the American Asso-
Ration for the Advancement of Science,
argued that the celebrated theory of
Lombroso, associating certain types of
crime with definite physical charac-
tiers, was based upon Enthusiastically
statistics. Doctor Wilson thought 1t
would be more correct to say that
crime determines the physical struc-
ture than vice versa, and that en-
vironment is more responsible for
crime than is hereditary character.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

Mrs. Sarah Anthony Burtis, whose
home was one of the stations of the
Underground railway during the
civil war and who had entertained
William Lloyd Garrison, Wendell
Phillips, Frederick Douglas and other
celebrated men, is dead at Rochester,
N. Y, at the age of 80 years. Mrs.
Burtis was one of the first active work
ers in the cause of woman's suffrage.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

Switchboards for the handling of
electric currents have grown in size
and complexity with the increasing
power of the modern dynamo until
they are now highly important and
costly adjuncts of electric Installations
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15
pave. an Active Old Man.

Ex-senator Henry l.. Dawes is now
in his eighty fifth year. His health is
good, he is out of doors every day and
his mind Is as clear, his interest IN
events as keen and his talk as bright
a. when he left the senate
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15
New w.r.h,ps for France.

The French warships of all sizes
to be begun or carried forward during
1901 number Ill The list includes
four battleships and seventeen subma-
rines. All are expected to be COM
pleted by the end of 1905.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15
Latin In a Public School

A pupil at the public school in ARM
strong, Mo-, refused to study Latin and
was expelled. His father. a Methodist
preacher, took the matter before the
board, with the result that Latin is
NOW on optiOpa1 Sfl1dv
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

The Japanese government is con-
sidering the advisability of inf1icting
capital punishment by means of suf-
focation-placing the subject in an air
tight chamber and then exhausting the
air from the chamber by means of q
pump.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15
Cost Of Experiment stations.

During the last ten years. more than
SO. 000, 900 has been expended In the
United States in the maintenance OF
agricultural experiment stations, ST.
600 600 of which has come from the
federal government
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15
Another Egg of Great AUX.

announcer Egg OF Oreat aux.
The Ibis reports recently the discov-
cry of another egg OF the Great AUX.
The egg, it appears. was consigned to
a dealer for sale. This brings the
known number of eggs of the extinct
bird up to seventy-two.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

j.
J. Mich,
earnestly recommend Peruna suffering
bottles of erans did for
couple of found
enjoying it since
looks o. a friend women"
MRS F.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

The man who does wrong intention
ally always plans an excuse for doing
it in advance.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

1t is inconsistent for us to boast OF
our strenuousness as long as the Sui
tan of Turkey continues to give us the
laugh
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1900-12-15

The two officials of that Nashville
bank who stole 900 should be Wig
orously prosecuted for the insignia.
canoe Of their act
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

II had a severe attack Of bilious col
ic, got a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, took
two doses and was entirely cured"
says Rev. A. A. Power, of Emporia,
Kan. "My neighbor across the street
was sick for over a week, had two or
three bottles of medicine from the doc
tor. He used them for three or four
days without relief, then called in an
other doctor, who treated him for some
days and gave him no relief, so dis
charged him. 1 went over to see him
the next morning. He said his bowels
were in a terrible fix, that they had
been running off so long that 1t was al
most bloody flux. l asked him If he had
tried Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. and he said No.. I
went home and brought him my bottle
and gave him one dose; told him to
take another dose in fifteen or twenty
minutes if he did not find relief, but he
took no more, and was entirely cured"
sale by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
THE BRITISH SOLDIER.

The pearl fisheries of the Red Sea ex-
tend the whole length of that water.
About three hundred boats are en-
ployed by the Arab tribes, manned by
crews of from five to twelve men, each
provided with a number of small ca
noes. There are two fishing seasons of
the year, and this treasure is said to
be oftentimes as elusive as a far more
precious treasure-Health, for which
so many seach usslessly. The surest
guide to health is Hostetter's Stomach
Filters, an invaluable remedy for
stomach disorders, recommended by
the best physicians for the past fifty
years. 1t should be taken for consti-
patton, Indigestion, dyspepsia, liver
trouble, kidney weakness or any dis
order resulting from impure blood or
an OverWOrked stomach.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

DOES 1T PAY TO BUY CHEAP:
A cheap remedy for coughs and colds
Is all right. but you want something
that will relieve and cure the more se-
we're and dangerous results of throat
and lung troubles. What shall you do?
Go to a warmer and more regular eli
mate? Yes, IL possible; If not possible
for you, then in either case take the on
~ remedy that has been introduced In
all civilized countries with success In
throat and Ing troubles, Bosch
ee's German Syrup" 1t not only heals
and stimulates the tissues to destroy
the germ disease. but allays infiam-
nation, causes easy expectoration,
gives q good nights rest, and sures the
Try one bottle. Recommended
many years by all druggists in the
world. For sale by Ireland's Pharm-
acy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
BET WITH THE NEW BoARDER.
Ths Man Who Was Sure
The ~LAndlady Would Stick to
Pink Ice Cream,

when I feel the gambling instinc,
taking possession of me now" said g
Brooklyn man who, relates the New
York Sun, lives in a private boarding
house, Il get on my wheel and 70 Out
to Coney Island, where I am not
known, and go up against ANYTHING
which strikes my fancy. / don't try
making a winning off the new boarder
any more I'm not smart enough for
that. The last new one at II house
had a manner and look which would
have encouraged a shellworker to pick
him out as the one altogether EASY in
a thousand. l had done nearly all the
boarders from time to time in some
innocent way, and when this char
came in l spotted him as nv meat.
1t was Saturday. I remarked in his
hearing in my offhand, free and easy
speech that I would bet 50 that | could
call the turn on the kind of dessert we
have put in front of us on the morrow.
u thought | had a cinch on naming
it, but it was such an exceedingly
open-faced wager l was a little learv
that the blonde wouldn't look at if
But ne came up like a young pig to
the swill and asked me to nam the
goody which the landlady would use
in hypnotizing the palates of her
boarders. named pink ice cream. |
had been a boarder there for eight
months, and never had the pink ice
cream business failed to show up or
the Sabbath menu. The blonde board
er said the chances were against him.
and that he had never considered him
self a sport, but he would lay me two
even that it wouldn't be pink ice cream
for the Sunday dessert. The money
was put In the hands Of a book agent
who had threatened to leave the house
every Sunday when the frozen cream
with carnation hue was landed before
him. The time came all too soon.
THE other boarders were WAITING
and watching the outcome, and they
all had it in for me because r had
named pink ice cream, for thew
thought I had stood in with the land
lady on this particular occasion.
When the remains Of the last course
before cream were removed the land
lady rang the bell for the doxolopy.
In walked the waiter with a tray of
saucers heaped up with white ice
The book agent handed over
the ~ to the blonde boarder, and the
refreshment was put out of sight with |
out any remarks. The landlady, how
ever, in closing the incident. said she
hoped we all liked the white cream, as
the man who usually delivered the hue
which was her favorite had left the
wrong bucket by mistake, and she had
discovered it until it was too late.
u showed no curiosity to know how
come to 60 up against the new
'oarder, but the book agent let it out
evening on the stoop that if he
'ver took to gambling he would. not
with a man whose brother held
he cards. The blonde boarder's broth
r was the deliverer of cream to this
house. and of course-well, you know,
floods thicker than water"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
There Are Such Fool..

"Yes, we had to take Emma out OF
school, you know. She isn't at all
strong, and we feared the application
to study was undermining her health.
It's never wise to permit a young girl
to o%verexert herself"
1t was the fond mother who spoke,
and the sympathetic neighbor natu-
rally asked what the invalid was do
ing to pass away the time.
"Oh. she's getting a great deal of
enjoyment out of her bicycle" was
the reply. "She made a century run
yesterday and another about a week
ago."-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
QUESTION ANSWERED..

Yes. August Flower still has the larg-
est sale Of any medicine In the civilised
world. Your mothers and grand
mothers eve thought Of using any
thing else for indigestion or biliousness.
Doctors were scarce. and they seldom
heard Of appendicitis, nervous prostra-
ton or heart failure. etc. They used
August Flower to clean out the system
and stop fermentation Of indigssted
food, regulate the action Of the liver,
stimulate the nervous and organic &C.
tion Of the system, and that 10 all they
took when feeling dull and bad with
headaches and other aches. You only
need q few doses Of Green's August,
Flower. in liquid form. to make you sat
isfied there II nothing serious the mat
ter with you. For sale by Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Grdnde & Santa Fe
AND
Denver & Rio Grdnde r. r.
Time Table No. 50.
effective May 10, 1907
EAST BOUND

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard GAUGE for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del F.rte and Denver
Creole and all pot. - in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida wit .nain line STANDARD
GAUGE for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. c. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
YER y It'll all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
New Reclining Chair Cars between
Santa Fe and Alamosa. Seats free.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. ]. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe. N. N
3 K. HOOPER, g. P A.,
Denver, Colo
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
MRS. M'K1NLEY's KNITTING.
The First Lady Has Made ro.r rY,o,-
sAAd Paass Of Slippers for
Friends,

The wife Of the president, although
practically an invalid, is by no means
an idle woman. says an eastern ex-
change. Her favorite occupation is
knitting or crocheting wooden slippers
for her friends and for distribution
to the poor. 1t is estimated that she
has already made no less than 4,OoO
pairs Of these slippers. Few realize
how much labor this has involved. If
the slipper were four inches high,
there would be 1000 stitches, allowing
ten stitches to the inch in one side of
each slipper, 5000 in the whole slipper,
5000 in every pair, $4,000, 900 stitches
in 1000 pairs!
By working very industriously one
might crochet a stitch every second.
this making 60 in a minute, but that
speed is too great for mere pastime
Allowing also four Interruptions, we
may say that 40 stitches a minute
would be a very good rate of industry.
Making 40 stitches a minute, it would
take 100000 minutes to crochet g..
100000 stitches. That means that it
took 2e,50O hours labor to complete
1000 pairs of slippers. No one could
ask the first lady of the land to exceed
the eight hours a day limit. and so it
il proper to consider $500 hours as the
equivalent of 2,sl2h working days.
Dividing that by the number of da,s
In . year, it appears that Mrs. McKin-
ley has spent ~ years Of her life max
ing slippers. If she had worked stead
lily, day and night. without stopping
to eat or sleep or talk to her liege lord
to receive the public, she might have
through in 2K years. But she
has been in no hurry.
1t is many a year since Mrs. McKin-
took a long walk across the coun-
try. Though her feet have seldom
moved, except when gently guided, her
flying fingers, had they the power to
move her body, might have transport
her easily from Philadelphia and
New York and farther. Moving at the
of an inch for every ten stitches, !
they have covered 1O1 miles of space |
'ince she began to throw of energy in /
the shape Of footwear.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

The laws of health require that the
bowels move once each day. and one Of
the penalties for violating this law ID
piles. Keep your bowels regular by tax
ing q dose Of Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets when necessary. and
you will have that severe punish
ment inflicted upon you. Price, Is cents.
For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
YOUR FACE

Shows the state Of your feelings and
the state Of your health ~ well. I'M
pure blood makes itself apparent in a
pale and sallow complexion, Pimplea
and Skin Eruptions. II you are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have q
healthy appearance. you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. It cures al blood
diseases where cheap sarsaparillas ana
7o-callsd purihsrs fail; knowing this,
We sell every bottle on Z positive guar
antee.
For sale at Ftscher'G drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

Through the months of June and
July our baby was teething. and took a
running off of the bowels and sict ness
of the stomach" says o. P. M. Holiday,
of Deming, Ind. His bowels would
move from five to eight times a day. I
had a bottle Of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and D%iarrhoea Remedy in the
house, and gave him four drops In a
t%easpoonful of water, and he got better
at once." Sold by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Gratitude.

Young Lady-Give me one yard Of
why, haven't | seen you before?
Dry Goods Clerk-Oh, Maud, can you
nave forgotten me? saved your life at
the seaside last summer.
Young Lady WARMLY Why, OF
course You did! You may give me two
yards OF this ribbon, please. = Boston
Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

1t may surprise some of our iron
manufacturers, says Consul B. H. War
ner, Jr., to learn that, among other ar
ticles, printing presses and machinery
have been exported from Germany to
the island of Porto Rico during the
past year. Printing presses and ma
chinery of American manufacture are
conceded to be the best in the world.
and yet, through the agency Of efficient
and wideawake statesmen. machinery
manufactured in Germany has been
sold In quantities in the above-men-
toned island.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
The Fineat.

Uncle John" remarked Dick, sis the
finest after-dinner speaker l know Of"
Why said his friend. with some
establishment, II never heard he had
any ability in that direction at ALL"
well, he has. I've dined with him
several times at various places. and
after dinner he always says: That's
all right my boy, I'll pay for it.'"-Col-
lier's Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Romance Ended.

When are you going to marry the
floor-walker? asked the girl behind
the catsup counter.
y, that's of, said the girl In charge
of the sugar counter. He says we can't
afford to marry on my salary, and he
needs all his W to support the dignity
of his position, -Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

Chinese are dangerous enemies, for
they are treacherous. That's why all
counterfeits Of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve are dangerous. They look like
DeWitt's, but instead of the all healing
witch hazen they all contain ingredi-
ents liable to irritate the skin and cause
blood-poisoning. For piles, injuries and
skin diseases use the original and gen.
uine DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

Kendrick (who for two months has
been studying French)-Say, Sutton, !
can write a good letter in French now
Sutton-H'm! Is that so? Well, you
may be able to write a good letter in
French, but I don't believe you can
write a letter in good French.-Boston
Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

In India, the land Of famine, thou
sands die because they cannot obtain
food. In America. the land Of plenty,
many suffer and die because they can
not digest the food they eat. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure digests what you eat.
1t instantly relieves and radically cures
all stomach troubles. Ireland's Phar-
macy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

The wolf in the fable puts on sleeps
clothing because If he Travelled on his
wi reputation he couldn't accomplish
his purpose. Counterfeiters of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve couldn't sell their
worthless salves on their merits, so
they put them in boxes and wrappers
like DeWitt's. Look out for them. Take
only DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. 1t
cures piles and all skin diseases. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Modexty.

She-Oh, Fred, dear, you are so noble,
so generous, so handsome, so chivalrous,
so much the superior of every man l
meet l just can't help loving you. Now,
what do you see in plain little me to
admire?
He-Oh, I don't know, dear; but you
have very good judgment.-New York
Truth.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
Census Taking in Ari.ona.

He covered the porch of the Red
Hat with an ugly brace.
SAY" he roared, as the hotel guest
moved %uneasily. II am here wild Uncle
Sam at me back. / am here to take de
census, an I'm here to do it quick.
ulmme de facts in yer career, or I'll
nave to git it from yer relatives, see!"
Chicago Daily News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

Millions will be spent in politics this
year. We can't keep the campaign go
ing without money any more than we
can keep the body vigorous without
food. Dy---eptics used to starve them
selves. Nov Kodol Dyspepsia Cuie d.
s.sts W.T.. ,'ou eat and allows you to
eat all the good food you want. Il rad
ically cures stomach troubles. Irelsnd's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
How He Saves His streueth,

Yes, that new pitcher of ours can
pitch two games in succession and
pitch EN- both equally we'll.
l don't see how he can do it.
Why, he uses all his fancy preliminary
motions in his first game; in the second
game he leaves them out.-Cleyeland
Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27
How It Occurs.

Watts-I can't understand why SO
many Of these prize fighters eventually
drift into acting.
potts-You can't? Now, if a prize
hghter were to tell you he thought he
could act, and asked your opinion,
what would you tell Observation-Disclosures
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-27

What most people want Is something
mild and gentle. when in need Of a
physic. Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets fill the bill to a dot. They
are easy to take and pleasant in effect.
For sale by A. G. Ireland.