The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-12-20
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ssi ran e5a BY @liligsslfe's sstcDotlls
lea, nsis heed e. tell cot u chat
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-or slstsynss plsys solL Has il
esss tlsa ssoai Well il has cared bin
oitfsscslss 70 oiisa sssissi probably.
Mrs. Btost.sni.h Yea ,re sissys
nltlrs q .eiisees Pray sbh dis yos
ever 40 icf yosr itlio- aes,ores1 NJ
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tovb, Asyibirs - wsntsr sss psflictltrf
Mandy = M, lad, Eabs, ,sss soald lore
tv 80 tbfoush toe modey nstteii
Mir Stiumubors 20 THE participant
10 The debate btesns psrtousD 4 sss .
ihsadsrias iool whsn seized yen 10 mar
~ NE Mr. skinpsrtorn Well. ysu
looked u, dear
II svbder sby k'issere pou al bis
savings sodsf bic piiIow every nisbif
ksesoa be ~a0,s people 70 ssos that be
b." suoosb money 70 retire Gu.
do yea ibiss Is IL possible 70 snnibi
late sHythlsg. sps,sf .sksd Bloobamp per. /
Well, have asssr seen spytbios Ct that
s2Q Gole loot yoa shout siI mouths ESQ.
Cock. DO se need sDy necessities for
the tiiebepf Yss'm. IL The komsn
obsif oas OF them vehl.hum lanterns. 90
come mote piiisf. Ter to cczy corner.
There Is something very SD 10 ne
sboat seddius bells, remarked the spin
ster fs', astosd the crusty bachelor.
they sfeei me like the moan Of the tied.
-Whsts the matter, cried Mn. CHIP
from The .tcond story window Of 8 q m,
cant you open the door, No. my dear, re
piled the ssy Mt CHIP. | hsyen't even .
pair Of Jacks,
Shall | order dinner Tor yUuf asked the
oideIsl OF the Jury, while The twelfth man
was holdics out sgslnst the eleven. Yes,
replied ore Of the eleven, make 1t eleven
dinners sud bale Of hsy.
The Presbyterian Review tells OF =
Scottish minister Who reminded the Lord
10 prayer, For. as thou knowest, men do
cot not gather grapes OF thorns nor fgs Of
the nsiionsl emblem.
-Womsn 90 herselD 1t scsres me
hall 10 death TO drive, this horse l won
der what boil do next. Horse Ito bimselfl
That mus, be woman driving, or ] !
wouldn't be limmed toto every thing on the
road.
Mrs. Smith 30 Hattie 10 going 10
marry Mr.. Sucker after sll7 Mrs. Brown
Yes, she vas forced TO IT, II was The
only way Of ever having 40 evening 10 her
set
They say be msrried her bteause be
fslt that his children needed mother.
Yes. he bGs lust boush, her $3.50 toy
dog and sent bis children to live with bis
fret wite's mother.
Are you perfectly cure this milk is
free iron sermsl asked the careful house
keeper. Yes, lady, replied the milkinsp.
ccndiieniislly; We boil every drop OF We,
CT that goes in. 1t. If
Don't hide your light under bnsbti.
said Uaclo Ebep, 90 at The ssme time,
don't 60 rouu s'posio dat you is de whole a
electric power house. an dat de town nd
be dahk IL you was ter qait.
-Brosn clipping total stranger on the n
bach -Hnllo. old man. haven't seen you
Tor AZ age. Doai yon remember mel
b.rsnger dol'l remember yoar tsce, u
bat your manners very familiar.
Your eaasior, said the busy editor. u
10 not available |. there any ether place
where ! could seq III qaeried the dnsp
pointed bard. o., yes. Where, siri
TIE house Of correction.
-Tbousht you ssij you hsd plousbed
hat ten.scte f sldf ssid the fsrmer. Oh,
see; you merely turned 1t over 10 your
mind,
Sometimes think III t,ke q day of
md bseome q great poet, said the Corn
ed Philosopher, The recipe seems sim
pie enough, all . mao need do Is to write
81 something 90 one knows suytbinR
'bon, 10 style Tbs, nobody can under
tsnd.
There's DO nse mircing mstters, my
lear, the fact lie, you are not 40 eIpfrt
'ook. Sse-I think tie trouble IL that
'on DO not tuow whs. good cooking is.
ae-Aud evidently 700 do DOT intend ]
ball ever become any wiser
He had cone home late the pre.iou. u
iish, aud vs telling hov /, happened.
iou really enshi 10 have married that Ii, %.
lie Niles Jones Instead OF ue, she said 81
sl Whlf be demanded. Oh, she's Pc
och . cteduious little Thing.
Here, yoeus mae, saii the old lady,
nth Ore 10 Der eye. I've htubg back this S
kermoms,er yoa cold me Whats the
natter With IN ssked the clerk. II stint 10
eliable, ons tine you look st 1t II ssys IA
lpe Thing, and the neIi LINE Il ssys snoih