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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20

az think Dewitt's Little Early Rlser'
are the best pills in the world' says "
Z. Lake, Happy Creek, Va. Ihey re
move ali obstructions OF the liver an'
bowels, act quickly and never gr'pe
Martin Friedman.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20

DORIS English stable Llnlment
Cure. Lamenes.. Cats. Bruises. Scratches
Gals sseansy, spavlns, sphne. 'uI", ncss,.
~ nv J.. b. Branonck, Jasper.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-04-20

rats Distemper and Cough Cure
Aspec,ns Tor Distemper. Coughs. Colds, Heaves
PINK Eve ard all Catarrhal diseascs ol nor ~
nice. Sc. es-eo Der o0ssse'
Gold hv Il Il Rrannock.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09
FIGHTING BEE MOTHS.
A Warfare That Calls for Constant
Application aud Exercise of
Considerable Patience.

One Of the worst pests In the bee
Jard il the bee moth, says l.. W Lightly.
In Country Gentleman. Neglected,
weak or quecnlcss colonies fall an cns,
prey 10 them aud are speedily ruined
The worst damage they do is generally
In hives where the bees died during
the winter and the combs are kept
where the moth can get at them. IL
an incredibly short time all combs ar,
mass Of black Suina The common
black or brown German hcc t. gcurr
ally troubled more hy the moth thar
the Italian, Thi- might be accounted
Tor by the fact that The moth Il yerJ
active aud can raise many broods PEI
season In a warm climate like Italy
hence the Italian race has acquired
through the long experience OF MANI
generations, the ability to resist I'll,
moth successfully So II we wish t
get rid Of the moths Expectations IL
our colonies, We simply Itnlianizc then
all and then allow nothing in the yarC
but good, strong. hcalthy. normal col
onies, allowing none 30 remain queen
less any length Of time, and We MAY
not see worm IN comb all summer.
n We wish TO keep combs In empty
hives where bees have persisted, W,
must fumigate with sulphur about
every two weeks This Is easily don,
lay closing the hives and blowing some
fumes Of sulphur into them from III,
bee-smoker. like to have a good masi
Of glowing hardwood Goals in ms
smoker and drop handful OF sulphur
on them and al every empty hive with
the fumes, though prefer, when III,
honey flow begins, simply to tier ~
story on story on strong colonies, ant
one colony will take care Of man,
combs and often store an ASTONISHING
quantity of honey. Some believe thai
balls placed In the hive will
the empty comb will keep away III,
moth; hut Il was not a success will
me, and the bees did not take kindly
10 the had-Emelllng comb when givet
to them later. 1t repealed the bees bet
ter than the moth.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

Strange acquaintanccs are 90 bs
made under water H. Phelps Whit.
marsh. who for time adopted the
calling Of pcarl.hsher IN Australian
waters, tells this story of meeting a
submarine monster: II was q muddy
day, and everything in consequence
looked blurred and exaggerated. In
the yellow distance I saw an immense
dark object mosinR slowly toward
me As II came nearer. / made out q
central body with several great arms
or feelerB waving rhythmically. My
heart was in my mouth. I felt sure
II was mn octopus, Then. when was
about 10 stir up the mud at my feet,
20 avoid being seen, discovered that
the enemy was nothing more than
fellow diver. The feelers had imag.
lined were his arms, legs and lines,
A shadowy giant about 10 feet high,
with huge hands aud head like a
small barrel, was approaching. lie
walked slowly, his heavy boots raising
the mud behind him like q cloud OF
dust, and his great central eye
CLEANED dnrkly. Although I knew
him 10 be man, IL was with difficulty
that ! refrained from taking 10 nv
heels. At sight of me he, too, was
startledF but he quickly recovered
and we shook hands. Then we nod.
ded, grinned. showed each other I'll.
state of our bags and parted.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

We call the attention Of onr readerx sa
the advertisement 81 IT. Mary's Academy
which sppeaIt 10 another column 81 ihis pa
per. The 4oih year opens September slh,
1900. We DO not beed 10 tKpG3iete upcn ths
scholastic advantages 81 St, Mary's Tor the
catalogue Of the Hehanl thows the scope 81
Of the same hssh standard AZ thet u Vssssr
and Bsyn Mawr, and Il earrisd out faith.
fully y the class rooms. We simply supha-
alEe the spirit Of earssat deviation which
makes every teacher al ST. Mary's loysi!y
strive 20 develop each young airl attendant
there into the tFueki, noblesi, and most In /.
lcl!leeui wotnanhood. Every advantage Of
equipment tn the class FootHs, laboratories
ard study rooms, every care 10 the matter al
lood and clothing, and exceptional excel.
ltnce Of climatic conditions 81 these fea
lures are found al N. Mays, IL the perfec
ton OF development only TO b. obtained by
the conservation Of devoted iives 70 ednca.
tloEs' Christian gask, in a spat favored hy
the iord,-ThS Fine Arts Journal.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

tcntrd In the drawing II, II, are
pieces Of board ~ or "a inches wide
at the widest point spiked or nailed
on each side ~ the Joint In the raft.
crs. 4 piece same thickness Us raft.
ers should be fitted in between these
boards. filling space formed By the
angle IN the raflcrs and all firmly
nailed together { is a piece Of hoard
eight inches wide spiked on each side
Of pair Of raftcrs NJ ridge. The car
track can be hung on these.
The ridge 81 baru should he one.
half az many feet above the
plates as the barn Is In width. The
dotted half circle touching at the
points marked a, a, a, a. a. shows the
form OF the roof II properly made.
Rafters two feet from centers. Raft.
crs put together MS described would
break in solid wood before they would
part nj the joints. This IA considered
one Of the strongest roofs made.--H
+. Tabcr, 10 Ohio Farmer.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

land Snnfiowere and caulIfiowers and
ohrysanthemums and sweet peea and
pansies and lilacs and other fora Ru,
fauna and things -thc hat that lookl
like IL ought 10 decorate the head OF
a little cighi-year-old child OF the rich
on her Way 20 Sunday school IN a
landau automobile. with two French
nurses along with her. I'm going to
Ia bel No. s Mrs.. Jobson In the act Of
tr, ing to convince herself and her bus.
band and the rest that she IL real
young"
Clever idea, shat" commented Mrs
J0b,on. Now, No. or
"No o." said Mr. Johsun. scratching
I bis chin rclcctiyrly, will portray you
90 the act Of reading with widc-cycd
Iaud0fy that noble chef d'oeuvrc. Art.
less Artic. or From Chambermaid 10
! Duchess. Thatll be labeled Mrs. job.
son engaged in literary pursuits,
enc. Q will be lovely, too" said Mrs
Jobson mo, 10. now, plcase7"
well, ! might snap you from the
pnrlor window, rs you lean over the
front gate and converse IN low, earn
est, passionate tones with that hatch.
rtinced woman next door who locks
her husband up In the cellar when he
asks her permission TO go down 10 the
corner 10 buy 4 newspaper aud n cigar,
and could call that one Mrs. Jobson
In the set Of knocking her kind and
loving husband
Another original IDEA" said Mrs,
JObsaH "Now for No. III"
''No. II could be n view of you In tho
act Of receiving IS or 20 peddlcrt and
'akirs down In the basement mil and
buying out everything they had in
their packs. and labeled rs. Jobsop
as an almoncr and q good thing "
And last, but not least " said Mrs
Jubsou. iuquiringly.
81 haven't got No u chartcd ont
yet" said Mr. Jobspn, but i'm be a
fitting climax 10 the panorama"
Mrs Jabson had thought that he
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

waS speaking satirically. Hut he
wasn't MIR. Jobson took snapshots OF
Mr.. Johson from time to time, when
She was looking ~ her worst. and be-
I fore she could ny the mrrcilcss eve of
| the camera, and he grinncd aar.
dDniCally every time the instrument
clicked Gud one more flm was added
90 his collection He took the anal
snapshot Of the dozen one morning
last week, ami in the evening he
brought home an Hrmful uf gear and
chemicals wherewith TO transform the
bathroom into a Photographic dark.
room He spent four hours rigging up
his apparatus, and then. with an *.
preston ~ intense Amusement on his
features. he took the camera and dis.
appeared within the darkroom TO DE-
vrlnp the films Two minutes later
Mrs. JobEou heard torrent OF re
marks such ~ she had read ~ IN con
urctiun with pirates and the army IN
Flanders and Mr.. Johson burst out vi
the bathroom with his hair touElcd
and an expression Of deep wrath.
Aren't they good?' she asked him
Mr.. Johson stood before her chair
and shook biz finger 81 her.
MADAM be- said II desire n know
the cNact date upon which you r..
moved the films from my camern. The
Information ia essential for use In tina
papets which ! shall have drawn up
tomorrow morning"
The papers have not been drawn ur
UT, and the dozen snapshot portraits
of Mrs. lubson, tied together with
pink or any other color Of ribbon, do
not adorn The mantelpiece in the Job
son bedroom Washington Star.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

A Correspondent of the London
Chronicle points out that young
swede, Axel orling, with J. T. Arm.
strong, of London, has been SUCCESS
fully trying TO control n torpedo by
means of new and powerful form Of
Roentgen rays. The torpedo 10 abso
lately under control az long as Il car
be seen, that is TO say. from four TO q,
miles or more. according TO the elsya.
ton of the operator. Guided from
balloon, the torpedo win perslstea.!y
follow it's quarry. and can be exploded
at will. II can also be. as Il were
whisiled back II the operator ehanees
his mind. or the enemy shows the white
flag. Altogether, II seems very handy
thing TO have about the empire.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09
HEw POLICE cATEcHrsM.
Requisites sf q Competent Copper as
Understood hy One Of
the Finest.

Imagine q class Of about 20 atAlwsrt nen
each dTtsaed IN blue uniform and attentive
ly listening 10 the wcrAs Of wisdom thai
eruaBate from The teachers lips, and you viii
have tome idea 81 one Of CLERK Of the Police
Board lihrFison'A school rlasAea. Many ridt
eulons answers are given 10 questions
and some Of them cause FoRs Of laugh.
ter to ascend TO the ceiling, At a recent
elaas meeting Officer Dan Tehan was asked
10 describe the requisite Of good police.
man The answer wAs honesty, sobriety.
truthiulnesx, intelligence aRd several other
virtues, al Of which are nutieeahlc In mem
hers Of the police iorrs, Gays the Cincinnati
Enquirer
After Tehan had been asked the qses.
ton he ehested out and answered IN a
sonorous voice.
"Hon,ikterl sohrietes! Trootfulnsssl
Guide morrulsi Impar.rtialiteel intcili.
sineel A plain sddrhFitA -an'--er--una--
oh OWLS own slew av i'ings besoidssi"
A roar followed the answer, and CLERK
Harr:son, endeavoring 10 keep hia face
straight, asked; "oHicer blanchard, what
Il extorti0ny"
And the class broke up when BlanchArd'n
answer smote the air
II was:
"ExtoFtion il an overloaded stomach. -
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09
THE ONE WHO STAYS At HOME


Tho family gsoNb and some must SO,
Ear from .he shrltering roof
Where high suns burn, or cold winds blow
To hold tho foe alool.
But while tho many forW ord rUu,
And great ships 20 ami come,
We BET ne sometimes thiuA of ono
The one who stays ~ home
Stout hearts have they Who cross the Fea'
And distant pcrils face.
Who wish 90 'scapc from d,ld.u,uE case
OF rraiV 20 higher place
But valiant, too, h he Whose heart
Lake ihcirH, would breast Tho foam,
Yet ~ the old hearth Keeps his part
The ono who stays at ham,
Ncw countries have great fields 10 reap.
Need young and vlEoruuH br1lE.
But hothcrihnd some Funs must keep
To SOW aud bind her grain
The old folks, too. ncsd some one thJru-
They 'un no farther roam
or oil ihs uoCk there's ont o.. spare
The one who stays at hHu,
Joseph b. Dunn. IN N. !. Independent
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09
Moved the Man Behiad the
Counter.

A fair young girl. psrplexity written ct
her countenanee, confronted the pale yonnl
man. lie returned her gaze with the i'm
passive stare Of one VINO mad never seen ngr
before. Had be! Listen, Gays the BEltimor'
American.
In low, well.meduls,ed voice, withou,
the slightest trace Of emotion or excitement
shc sayt;
II want you, dear heart. love you, ms
honey. Come back, my baby. Why did you
throw me down! The latch strings always
hanging out for you, I've shock that other
man. You're the only fellow love. don.
like no cheap man. ] ain't seen no mesaen.
ger boy. oh, promise me, and III be true to
you"
Was he movedf No. His face took on a
bored expression, and ih careless tone be
asked:
rs tina. alll"
Yes" she half whispered
Two dollars and ten cents. please. We
are having a special sale on sheet music To-
day, and they arc reduced in price. Thank
you"
Then they driftsd apart, she 10 practice
rag time and be 20 dit from Beethoven to
Williams and-Walksr ali for the same sal.
airy per week.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09


When a prupArslian has an advertised rrp.
station that @ upfid wade, 1, means tina,
propagation "a nlfrftgripps N yoa 80 into
store 10 huy an article that has achieved
unfvershi popularity like CaecmFels Candy
CAtharlie tor example, yna fesa Il has TIC
endorsement of the woFid. The Judgment
OF the people Is infallihle k,ecanse Il II isi,
personal. The retailer who wasts ID sell vol.
"sofnething else w place of the article you
AJAX for, has en- ok torriui. Don's II stand 70
reasony Hta trying 10 eel something that
= not what he represents II u h. Whyf
Bresusc he expects 10 DERIVE an extra profit
our q your crcdnlity. Dent yesi res
through bis littia gamef The man whp will
Try 70 sell you a substitute for CnscaFufs
u a fraud. Beware Of hinl lie "a irving 10
steal the honestly earned benefits 81 ! rspn.
saticn which anolher business man has paid
tor, and i bis conscience will allow him 70
gp 40 far, be viii 90 farther. III ~ cheats
hia customer Ia enc nAs, he will ii another
and l. u not safe to 30 htissnsrs with him
Beware OF the Caacarwt smisfitatori
Remember Cascarcts are never sald Ia
bulk but In metal boxes with the long tailed
~ on every box and each tablet stamped
4. &C.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09
HOUSE ron ruRKEYn

thrives best where It IL given plenty
OF air. In many sections where winters
arc not 100 severe, nm open house. ne
Illustrated, will be found ar excellent
one for turkeys In winter. while In
northern regions, even, such a build.
Ing Will be found most useful rs
roostine place for both chickens ane
pouitn during the late summer and
fan. since they need protection from
rain snd proving animals. hat pient,
OF pure air TO secure the finest growth
This need Of pure air az night IL moi
property appreciated hy most persons
who attempt 70 raise chickens. = Farm
end Home,
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

A. long ~ had 20 stack my ha,
outslds J had some mcldy hay Ia The
bottom Of tho stacks. but since hxst
good harm ] have never had aus
moidy hay. Our hay here Ii altrgefh
e Wild prairie aud slough hsy. which
n not liable TO become moIdy I;kr
tame hay, especially Timothy. II /
put some hay into the harm which Il
. little elhmmy ! spfinkie good dose
Of salt over Il, which keeps II eno.,
ard cattle like Il W mueh the hes.
ter. II you have some u,elay hay.
place Il % that cattle think they M
stsssisE u, sad they wiIi feht I'll
& and sa1 il ap clean - II II wa th<
hen1 M they sver cal. rhM ~
s1 ~ e1pesieeee 1ohn \. UefD
~. = u.xzIofQ U1Iiew
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09
RE-ROOFING BARNS.
How Capacity of = Structure May ne
Nearly DoahIrd without Length
rHInE the PSats.

] send you a rough plan showing a
way We have here of re-roofing old
barns; indeed nearly nll new barns
are built with the same kind Of roof.
The capacity uf ihs barn IL nearly
doubled without lcngihening the
posts. Eaci pair OF raitcrs is made
OF four pieces Of oak. Pa, and Of
equal length. put together as repre-.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

lus 49, sp..,,t ~ " 49, ot .nt Hsu,
from the chaRcei rail 10 the door OF the
church"
The city editor. in mild manner, as is tha
custom 81 city editors with new reporters.
suggested
Couldn't you have used a batter word
than 'sirrirhSdy Say the floral display
nodded or 'twined, or something like thai
some word more suggestive " flowers"
Stretched Il all right replied The neSs
reporter, With he stubborn courage 81 a
realist. The decorations consisted of SIX
rubber plants, and they had 10 stretch 10 60
the dittanee. - Baltimore American.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

Quebec was originally the natarsl
port OF the Atlantic. II cropped down
TO Salem, 10 Boston, now to New York,
and already New York business men
ere complaining of Norfolk, charse..
ton, sav=HHah. Pensacola. New. Or.
leans and Galveston. Trade 10 fn<iiue
iss level as The waters Of the country
dabcuch to the soaib. Prom wide
areas east aud wexl, and stMrtinr 81
most from the British-Amesican Inc.
the mighty Mississippi gathers trads
as she acws to the gulf.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09
HOUSE FOR TURKEYS.
In aass Sections Of the Country %
VIII AHord ssfsicIsnt shelter
All the Year Around.

Those who have had experience with
turkeys know that these birds prefer
TO roost on the ridRe.polc of building
rather than under II and that, too. In
exceptionally cold weather. The tur.
key does not like close quarters. ans
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

No matter what ailS you, headache to 1
cancer, you will never get well until you,
bowels are put right. Csscarets help nature
cure you without a gripe or pain, produc,
easy natural movements, cost you just II
cents TO start getting your. health back
CascaretE Candy Cathsrtie. the genuine, pa,
up in metal boxes, every tablet has g. c. c.
stamped on II. Beware OF limitations.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

An English officer In Malta stopped, In rid
tnK, 10 ask a natiss the way. He was an
swered by 4 shrug Of the shonIdefB and I
mo sprak Eegliah"
You're q fool, then" said the officer.
but the man knew enough English 60 Ash
DO you understand Maltess!N
"Na.N
30 you know Asabic!'
"No"
''po you know ItSlians'
No"
"po you know Greekt"
'No.H
:, Then you four fools. only oneiT--N.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

MIR, Gump Ito teschcrl--"No. dou'l wanl
you 10 teach my son any grammar. Not
BIT u Il. Teacher ui-bai-lhis 4 uu
usual, sir. May inquire yonr rossansr Mr.
Gump-"1 Intend that he shall be e writei
Of popular songs Baltimore American.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

are attempting to solve gigantic problem,
but they aru going about Il iE the wrong way
and wili never succeed. Some people. Ia
khis epuntry, seem 10 think that they have
- great pssxie on thais hands Ia salsetias
d location for a hamc. They viii certainly
% about Il In the wrcn8 way nnaess thef IN.
fine Of the Chicago, Miiuaakee 4 Sc. Paul
Railway In MsSinette eennss, Wisconsin,
where the crops are " the beet. uork plenty,
hns narksts, excellent climate, pure, anft
water; land sslA cheap and 90 iens time.
Why rent farra when you exA bay orc for
Iexx Than JOS PSI saf rFntf Address q. n.
Rellins Land Agent. isi Ia Sale st., Chi
es4es III.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

An English tourist, who bad left water
proof on 4 train, went back 70 look for Il.
On asking the occupauts o. q thira-clasa
carriage compartment whether they had
one Of them replied, we're a MKcpheFsons
here. glasgow Evening Times.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09
DO Your Feet Ache and nuraY

Shake into your shoes. Aliens Foot. Ease,
: powder for the feet. II makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy. Cures CornS, Itching,
Sweating Feet. All Druggists and Shoe
Stores sell It, DC. Sample sent FREE. Ad.
dress. Allen s. Olms,ed, IL Roy. n. Y.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

What Merchants Say. Yneatan Chm
Touio limprGyedl Gives entire Eatiaiaoti0n.
" = =. t.5s>-slss:, Undergraduates. ! :.
Best seller we have
w, Bseot a Co., clarksdale, Miss.
Right ia The push
I. Y. s. Fisher, Rsgansan, Miss.
A Eure winnCr-lleaton Bros., Victoria, Tex
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

When a rich man marries poor girl. she
ltkcs to give the impression that, though
only wild flower gathered under q way.
side hedge, abe puts 10 disadvantage all
the hothousc plants that now surround
her.-Atehison Globe.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

Tears stood in my wife's great, gray eyes
u am dying 10 so to the Paris exposition"
she exclaimed. you are very foolish" saii
], STRIVING 10 be calm. III you die, you will
so TO Heavenl" Recuha BIT her lip. II was
impossible, Of course, TO gainsay my logic
Detroit Journal
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

Myer-IIaye you noticed what a lot Of
new houses are being put M all over the
city?
Gyer--Yes; and I've been wondering why
they don't put up a few old ones just for
a nre--lndiAnapolis Journal.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

We cured 10 eases Of chills with " bot.
ties Of IucatAn Chill Tonic timproyedl B.
McElrath, L. j Story and II. y. Miller, HaF.
riE Grove, Ky.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

DEAh MRS PINKhAMt---
Ihsvc taken Lydia " PiRkhsuls Vege.
table Compound as advised and now
send you letter for publication. For
several years ] WAS IN such wretehed
health that life was almost burden.
l eonla hardly walk acso&a the floor,
was 40 feeble. Several of our beat
physicians attended me, but failed TO
helm. concluded 10 write 10 you for
aavice. Ia few days received such
aklnd, motheTly letter. followed your
Instructions and am my old self
again. Was greatly benefited before I
had used one bottle, May God bless
you for what you are doing for suffer.
ing women. -" MHs CLARA GATES
Johns T.. O., Miss. Oct. o, 1899.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

A sirl may forgive q man for kissing her
apologizipE Tor it.-indianapolis News
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

Papa, what is the difference between a
professional and an amateur eolf playerT
"oh, about 5000 year. Town. Topics.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

II your stomseh is out Of order, use DIR.
Csristedfs German Liver Powder. Pisae-
ant to take; no tea 10 make. Price. e centa.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

PisO's Cure for Consumption is an iufslli.
Die medicine for eougha and colds.--k. w.
samuel, Oeean Grove, N. j.. FEB. II, 1900.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09
CaEter.s Lax

The silent man may be mine Of wisdom,
but a laxative fool sometimes explodes the
minc.-Chicago Daily News
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

When q guest refuses dessert, the applause
Of the children at the table is sincere. though
IL may DO Standardization Globe
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

Wife Eimpatientiy 1-This nsH 1ress
doesp't set veil, ard know II
Haxhand--sfhss makss you 1Aiak
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The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

Drugs have their uses, bat don't store
them 10 ysur stomach. BeemAu'a pepsin
Gum aids the NATURAL forces 10 perform their
iurcii uus
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-08-09

Tho Best Prescriptions for ChiIIs
and Fevcr is bottle OF GRovE's TAsrsLFn
CHILL fosIc. Ills simply iron and quinlnciu
ataatolesh form. No cure--nn pay. PRO. lAc