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The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-19
Chancery Court-2dDist.
nc, HILL, CHAxoELLoR.

yr ,he eouuty Of Pearl River on the first Monday
.s Ionnary and July and continue six days.
In the county of Marion first district on the
,ecoud Monday Of January and July and continue
4, J,rs In the second district on the third
Monday Of January and July and continue six
jsys
of Ianusry and July and continue six days.
In the county Of Harrison on the first Monday
,fFekruary and August and continue six days.
In tbe county Of Jackson on the second Monday
ofFebruary and August and continue six days.
In the county Of Wayne on the second Monday
June and December and continue six days.
In the county Of Jones on the first Monday OF
March and September and continue six days.
In the county Of Jasper on the second Monday
Of March and September and continue six days,
In the county Of Perry held in Augusta, the
First district on the third Monday Of March and
September and continue six days. In the town Of
Hattesburg the second district on the the first
Monday Of June and December and continue six
days
In tho county of Smith on the fourth Monday Of
March and September and continue six days.
In the county of COvingtOn on the fourth Mon.
day Of April and October and continue six days.
In the county of Greene on Thursday after the
second Monday Of April and October and continue
three days.
In the county of Newton on the first Monday
ofApril and November and continue six days.
In the county of Lauderdale on the first Mon
day of May and November and continue twenty
four days
In the county of Clarke on the third Monday Of
April and November and continue six days.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-19
AS.MIGHT HAVE BEEN EX-
PECTED.

A recent St. Louis dispatch says:
Miss Emma Haid, president and fo,in-
der OF the Ola Maids Club, has been
married TO walter d. Achuff. When
asked about the society she had organ
lied, the bride-tO-be said "We girls
in the church were always going about
carefully escorted by our men friends.
We decided that a club where no men
were permitted and where we would
be thrown entirely on our own resour.
ces as to entertainment and assist.
anco would not be bad thing for us.
1t would also bring the girls neN each
cther in many ways. The club began
with rigid rules to keep out the men,
who, l regret to say, did not view our
attempts with anything like serious.
ness at flrsts and who frequently in
terrupted our meetings with more or
less noisy demonstrations. Bnt we
lived all that down, and l can't think
there is girl in the club who did not
enjoy our freedom from masculinity
when we met each week. How did |
come to leave the society? Well, a
girl would hardly belong to such an
organization all her life-nnw, could
she? OF course l was devoted to the
club, but l had to consider Mr.. Achuff
little, you know. He will have a
$40 fine to pay into the club treasury,
in accordance with the rules. That is
the penalty imposed upon every man
who has the temerity to ask club
girl to become his wife. But Mr..
Achuff knew OF this rule and appears
to be quite willing to live up to it,"
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-19
MOST NOVEL OF ALL DUEE8.

One way of combatingan evilprac-
tice is to make it look RIDICULOUS. 1t
was by this means that 1usling was
stopped in certain district 10 Ken
lucky. A travelling preacher named
Bowman--a strong, musular fellow
was conducting services in Kentucky.
At one his meetings well.kn0wn des-
perate character created a disturb
ance, and, being publicly rebuked bv
Bowman, sent him challenge to
fight. Bowman, as the challenged
party, had the choice of weapons. He
selected half bushel of Irish pota-
toes as big as his fist, for each man,
and stipulated that his opponent must
stand fifteen PAGES distant, and that
only one potato at a time should he
taken from the measure.
The desperado was furious at thus
being freshly insulted, and made an
indignant protest, but Bowman insist.
ed upon his right as the challenged
man, and threatened tn denounce the
desperate as a coward If he failed to
come to time. AS there was no way out
Of the fix but to fight, the desperate
consented. The encounter took place
on the outskirts of the town, and al
most everybody in the place was on
hand to see the fun. The seconds ar
ranged the two men in position, by
the side Of each being half bushel
measure filed with large, hard Irish
potatoes. Bowman threw the first
tuber. 1t struck his opponent and
flew into pieces.
A yell Of delight went up from the
crowd, which flurried the desperado,
and his potato flew wide of the mark.
Bowman watched his chance. and
everytime his opponent stopped for q
potato another hit him In the short
ribs, knocking the wind completely
out of him, and. doubling him upon
the grass. The people were almost
crazed with laughter, but Bowman
looked as solemn as II he had just been
funeral sermon. The des.
perado was taken home and put to
bed, and stayed there for more than
week before he recovered from the
effects Of the Irish potato duel.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-19
NUMBER 36.
UNCLE MOSES DREAM
OR WHAT HAPPENED.

"Uncle Nose you don't have much
to say, have you seen ghost?n
mo sab. No1Ah! Use seed no gost,
but Use had a troble droem. l dreem.
ed | died and started to heaben.
When gets to the great big gates
dey is shet, den l knocks, den St. Peter
he say, WHO is dahv Den l say, you
humble ole servent. Mse. who 'spects
the Lavdanaashe snk Is youmount-
ed. Den 1say, 'N6Siassa Peter, l is
not Den he say, Den you can't
come in
Den ] starts back to dis earf a POI
wanderin. sperit. when l meets Massa
Hanna comm. When l come to him
Isar, 'Massa Hanna, you can't git in
to heaben unless you is mounted
Massa Hanna, lie say. Turn arounr
Turn aFopn', Nose aud come back wifi
me. l1tg6t you in. Just before we git
to the gates you git down on your
hands and knees and III ride you in
then we both will be inside Berry
well, think. / get into heaben at de
same time wivd CRATE Sinitor Hanna.
He am slick, he get us bof in. So
when we como up to de gate, Old St.
Peter, he say, Who seeks de presence
of de frone?' 'Sinitor Hanna, of Ohio
says Massa Hanna. Is you mounted?
Il is, said Massa Hanna. Den hitch
yo' steed and come witln,' says St.
Peter. Oar it is, still outside, an
dats de way in dis void. Us po' cullud
folks is muffin but de steeds of lot of
politicians and rascals, an when dey
is fru wifi us dey bitches us outside,
AN dats de way de cullud folks is dun
ever since de war-lead us TO the polls
and git US to vote an never give US
any flng. 1t is high time for dis to
stop
you bosses have made US nigers
believe in the Monro doctrine, the
Chicago platform, free silver, free mig
ers, free country, free women, but we
will vote for w. J. Bryan to save the
country from trusts and destruction.
UNCLE NOSE, of Escatapa, Miss.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-19

1t IS often asked why the first Tues.
day after the first Monday in Novem.
ber is selected to hold an election for
president. The Chicago Tribune ex-
plains the reason, saying: "When
Harrison was elected in 1910, the
Democrats assert that his success was
due partly to fraudulent voting, which
was possible by the lack OF a definite
election day. 1t was alleged that
Ohio and Kentucky Wings had voted
In both States, the election being
held on different days. So In lS45 the
Democrats passed the law now on the
statute books making the first Tues
day after the first Monday in Novem-
Der election day."
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-19

Joseph G. Cunningham, a prominent
colored politician, who has espoused
the cause Of Bryan, has issued letter
to the colored voters, In which he
says: II claim that we have allied
ourselves to the Republican party as q
race too long for our good. In the
South the negro's best friends ore
Democrats and the sooner he realizes
that fact and ceases fighting them the
better Il will be for him.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-19

This is what John Ruskin thought
Of the bicycle: "Some time since /
put myself on record as antagonist of
the DEVILS own toy, the bicycle. l
want to reiterate, with a the en-
phasis of strong langu6gG that l con-
denim all manner of BIZ. tri., And = ;5',
g., or T. cycles. Any conEiv9nce or
invention intended to supersede the
use of human feet on Gods own
ground is damnable. Walking, run
ming, leaping and dancing are leeiti-
mate and natural joys of the body,
and every attempt to stride on stills,
daugle on ropes or wiggle on wheels is
an afffont to the Almighty. You
Cant improve on Gods appointed way
of walking by substituting an i'm
proved cart Wheel
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-19

Roosevelt Sings the Old Song. And
Roosevelt is harping on that old saw,
- deprecated currency" Whoever
saw a deprecated silver dollar, or
what man OF sense could ever expect
to see one so long as the laws Of this
county recognize 1t as legal tender
for all taxes external and internal?
With the entire volume Of silver dol.
lars hardly more then one years fed
eral taxation, the talk about "depre.
ciated currency" In connection with
standard dollars, 1t 10 the veriest hog
wash. Aberdeen Examiner.
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Open the door
1.-THE WHITE DEATH"

"Of all the natural phenomena pc.
culiar TO the Rocky mountain region
none is more strange or terrible than
the mysterious storm known to the
Indians as the "whiJe DEATH" Scien-
tfc men have never yet had an op-
portunity Of investigating it, because
it comes at the most unexpected times
and may keep away from a certain
locality for years. Well read men
who have been through it say that it
is really a frozen fog. But where the
fog comes from is more than any one
can say. This phenomenon occurs
most frequently in the northern part
of Colorado, in Wyoming, and occa-
sionally in Montana.
about two years ago Il party Of
three women and two men were cross
ing North Park in a wagon in the
month of February. The air was bit.
terly cold, but dry as bone and mo-
tionless. The sun shone with almost
startling brilliancy. As'the five peo-
pie drove along over the crisp snow
they did not experience the least cold,
but really felt most comfortable, and
rather enjoyed the trip. Mountain
peaks fifty miles away could be seen
as distinctly as the pine trees by the
roadside.
Suddenly one OF the women put
her hand up to her face and remarked
that something had stung her. Then
other members Of the party did the
same thing, although not sign OF an
insect could be seen. All marveled
greatly at this. A moment later they
noticed the distant mountains were
disappearing behind cloud OF mist.
Mist in Colorado in January! Surely
there must be some mistake. But
there was no mistake, because within
ten minutes gentle wind began to
blow and the air became filled with
fine particles of something that scin.
tillated like diamond dust in the sun
shine. Still the people drove on until
they come to a cabin where man Sig
nailed to them to stop. With head
tied up in bundle of muffers, he
rushed out and handed the driver a
piece of paper on which was written:
Come into the house quick, or this
storm will kill all Of you. Don't talk
outside here
"Of course no time was lost in get.
ting under cover and putting the
horses in the stables. But they were
a little late, for in less than an hour
the whole party was sick with violent
coughs and fever. Before the next
morning one Of the women died with
all the SYMPTOMS OF pneumonia. The
others were violently i'll of it, but
managed to pull through after long
sickness.
"'I seen you people driving along
the road long before you got to my
house, and l knowed you didn't know
what you were drivin' through said
the man, as soon as the surviving
members of the party were able to
talk. That stuff ye seen in the air is
small pieces of ice, froze so cold it
goes clear down into your lungs with
out melting. II any man stayed out
few hours without his head covered
up he would be sure to die. One win
ter about eight years ago it cleaned
out a whole Indian tribe across the
Wyoming line. They are more afraid
OF it than they are OF rattlesnakes.
That's the reason they call it the
white death. '"-Wlll Sparks in Aims.
lees.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-19
SCRANTON, MISSISSIPPI, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1900
OPEN THE DOOR.

Open the door, let in the air;
The winds are sweet, and the flowers are fair;
Joy Is abroad in the world oday;
II our door is wide it may come this way
Open the door
Open the door, let in the sun;
lie hath smile for every one:
He hath made Of the ran-drops gold and gems,
He may change our tears to diadems-
Open the door,
Open the door of the soul; let in
Strong, pure thoughts which shall Danish sin;
They will grow and bloom with grace divine,
And their fruit shall be sweeter than that Of the
wine
Open the door!
Open the door Of the heart; let In
Sympathy sweet for stranger and kin;
1t will make the halls Of the heart so fair
That angels may enter unaware
Open the door,
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-19
DOMESTIC TRAGEDY.

AHc NUICc VI WI. uCDWdU Wdo uIku
pitched and imperative, yet had a
note of vague alarm in it.
What is it. Billiger?"
II can't find my neckties."
"Your neckties? There're scattered
all over the bureau"
II don't mean the ties l wear every
day. mean the Others"
what Others?"
"The-the ones I'vc worn from time
to time, you know, and put away, as
good as new"
"How should knw anything about
them?"
'Do you mean to tell me. Lobelia,
you don't know anything about IA
box OF neckties l have kept for years
in this second drawer?'
What fuss you are making over
box of old rags What do you want
OF it, anyway"
II want to put few of these in it.
You don't know what you're talking
about, madam, when you call them a
lot of old rags, either. want to know
where they are"
"Well, you needn't 70 to rummag-
ing through any more Of those drawers.
You won't find them there. l can tell
you that"
The wrath of Mr.. McSwat assumed
lurid, ghastly character.
81 think | have certain inalienable
rights in this house, Lobelia Grubb
McSwart," he said. "And among
these is the right to keep my neck
ties in my own drawer, in my own
dressing case, in my own way, subject
only to the Constitution OF the United
States and the statutes in such cases
made and"
"You needn't tell the neighbors
about it. Before I'd make all that
racket over a lot of old wornout neck
ties"
WHO told you they were old and
wornout? Didn't you hear me say
distinctly they were"
Now, you know, Billinger McSwat,
you haven't worn one of those old ties
for years and years. What's the
Use"
"Then you do know something
about them. l thought SOL Why did
you try to deceive me! Why did you
tell me"
"That's right. Accuse your wife of
lying"
Didn't you tell me you knew moth
ing about them?"
"No, sir! l said nothing Of the
kind"
"Lobelia! Wife of my bosom!
Look me in the eye. Where are those
neckties?"
"Wh-what do you want Of them?"
asked Mrs. McSwat, rather feebly.
II simply want to know what has
become Of them"
She put her handkerchief to her eye.
I'll th.think it's just as mean-"
whats mean?"
Here I've shaved away, day after
day, making something nice"
"Lobelia, where are those neckties?"
"Billiuger, l have made them up in.
to the LOWEST crazy quilt"
"a crazy quit" he yelled. ''Thun-
der and Ben Franklin. Woman do
you know what you have done?"
1T was nothing but Il lot Of old"
Mr. McSwat become tragic.
"Mrs. McSwat," he exclaimed in a
deep bass voice, Il have been making
a election of artistic neckties for ten
years. Some Of them cost me over a
dollar. None Of them less tina n so
cents. You have ruined a unique, un.
equaled, original $500 collection of
ties
20, Billinger! Why didn't you tell
me?"
Husband and wives, why will ye
hide things from each other?