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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-02-14

leave. arrive.
From Wheeling to- a. nj a. m.
Grafton and Cumberland. 49,. ~12:25, $50
Washington and Baltimore. s12:25l $40
Philadelphia and New York. s12:25l $50
Grafton and Cumberland. 49,. t 6:50l 4:20
Fairmont and Grafton......l $3.50 s4:20
D. m.
P%ittsburg and Cumberland. s5:25l I'll: 30
Washington and Baltimore. s5:25l s1f:30
Philadelphia and New York; s5:25I al: 80
Washington CPa.) and Pltts.I s7:20 '6:35
q. m.
GAINESVILLE and Newark. .7:25 *1:I5
Columbus and Chicago.....I lbs *1:15
GAINESVILLE and Columbus. *10:15l s5:I7
Cincinnati and St. Louis. "10:15l s5:17
Graftcn and Cumberland. 49,. s10:50l 1880
Washington aud Hs.-tmore.J 1850 1870
NIL q. m.
GAINESVILLE and Newark. 1920 s11:40
Columbus and C~hicago...... 1920 s11:40
Washington (Pa.) and Pitts.l 3:l5l $50
philadelphia and New York t 3:15l *I0:l3
and Cumberland. *4:50l s10:30
Washington and Baltimore. 1850
Pittsburg and Cumberland. 1920 lob
Washington and Baltimore. 5:20I '10:13
Philadeiphia and New York; 5:20 sl0:13
GAINESVILLE and Columbus. al :40l $50
Cincinnati and St. Louis. s1:40l $50
Pittsburg and Wash. Pc! 5:35i 911:O5
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-02-14
RAILROADS.
RAILROADS.
THE
Route
The best Lime

The best Lime
to Kansas City. St. Joseph, Omaha,
Nebraska, Denver, Utah, Pacific
Coast-TWO TRAINS DAILY. Weekly
California excursions.
NORTHWEST. To Black Hills,
Montana, Washington, Puget Sound
via ST. Loufs and the short Billings
route-J0 to o miles saved. Tour
fst sIeepers Tuesdays and thursdays,
Kansa City to Seattle.
NORTH AND NORTHWEST. Via st.
Paul and Minneapolis-three trains
daily from ST. Louis, two trains dali
Iy from Chicago.
HOMESEEKERS' EXCURSIONS to
the West and Northwest.
$500 MILES OF STANDARD RAIL-
ROAD. The Hal Travelled TOAD
through the Corn Belt.
Wide V~estfbuIed. Pintsch lighted,
com nIete trains of chair cars (seats
service on most trains.
All Ticket Agents can ticket win
the Great Burlington Route.
Write
w. NJ. SHAW, Div. Pass Agent,
406 Vine Street, CINCINNATI, o.
ST. Louis, Mo.
HOWARD ELLIOTT, Gen. Manager,
st. Louis, Mo. wed,sat
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-02-14
r. G rs,'r e'"f Co.
Cars will run as follows. city time:

Time Table in Effect November 10. 1898.
7:2O a. ACCOMMODATION. Daily.
For PaTkersburg lnd Intermediate
Points.
10 100 "A. m.-oHIo VALLEY EXPRESS.
Daily e5 -ept Sunday.
For Moundsville, New Martinsville,
Sistersville, 81. Mary's, Marietta. Par
kersburg, R~avenswood, Wildwood.
Pomeroy, PIT. Pleasant, Charleston,
Gallipolis, Huntington, Kenova, Iron.
ton, Portsmouth, Hillsboro, Cincin-
natl. and all points south and west.
Runs solid TO Cincinnati. Parlor car.
Has a. m.-KENOVA EXPRESS. Daily.
For S~istersville, Marietta, Parkers-
burg, Pomeroy, PIT. Pleasant, Charles
ton, Gallipolis, Huntington, kenoya,
and principal intermediate points.
Parlor car.
3:45 .. ACCOMMODATION. Daily.
For Parkersburg and intermediate
points.
700 ,. m.-ExPREss. Daily except SUM-
day.
For Sistersville, ST. Mary's, Waverly,
Marietta, Parkersburg and intermedts
ate points north Of Sistersville.
l.. e. CHALENOR,
Gen. Pass. Agent.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-02-14
HKLNCE AND IRADE.

NEW YORK, February 1.-THE
Commercial Advertisers London fiIan-
cial cablegram says:
The markets here were stagnant ard
dull to-day, except Americans. Opera
tors afraid to deal until definite ews Is
received from Lord Roberts. Consoss
touched 100 5-16 and closed at 1005s, or
5-16 down, dreading the financial state
ment and a fresh issue. London bought
Americans slightly and the close was
at top prices on New York purchases
of Erie firsts and B. & 0. issues.
Paris is selling Egyptians.
Discount houses raised rates to-day
" to l per cent. Silver was firm on
English mint and continental demand.
Paris cheque 25I9h; Berlin 20.51.
NEW YORK, February 13.-Money
on call steady at 2@2k per cent; last
loan at 2 per cent.
Prime mercantile paper AGO per
cent.
Sterling exchange firm with actual
business in bankers bills at $4.87h@
4.S7% for demand, and at $4.84A@
4.S41a for sixty days. Posted rates
$4.85 and $4.S8h; commercial bills $4.S3
@4.S3A.
Silver certificates 59A @61c.
Bar silver $3.50.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-02-14

demand and steady. Ginghams strong
throughout. Mems wear woolens and
worsted fabrics without change in
tone of prices.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-02-14
RAIL WAY Tlr1E CARD.

ATrlNaIs aud departures Of trains on and
alssf november ~, 1899. Explanation OF
reverence n-arks: sDaily; fSunday except
Sunday only. eastern Standard lime.
MTllen is a-s hour earlier tina Central
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1900-05-28
Farming In Colorado and New Mexico.

The Denver & Rio Grande Rail.
road, 1.-The Scenic Line of the World"
has prepared an illustrated book ap.
on the above subject, which Will be
SAINT free TO farmers desiring TO
change their location. This pubIica-
ton gives valuable information in
regard TO the agricultural. horticul-
turaI and live stock interests of this
section, and should be in the hands
ofevery one who desires to become
acquainted with sthe methods of
OF farming by irrigation. Write s.
K. Hooker, q. P. &. i. A., Denver,
Colo.' tt
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1900-05-28
How the Fllpinos Bury Their Dead.

A Manila correspondent of an Amer
lean newspaper says that the Fiiipinos
do not bury their dead under ground,
but in tiers of masonry. In Manila,
Pace cemetery Is the most important
place of burial. The high walls of
masonry in which are the long vaults,
each the size for one body, are built
in circles, one within the other, with
a walk between. As the coffin is thrust
In the vault the mourners rend the air
with their walls, but they stand by
quietly while 1t is sealed with bricks
and mortar, when the final crevice
had been filled they quietly dispense.
These vaults are hired, not bought, of
the church, and when the rent is not
forthcoming the body is torn out, nc
matter in what state of preservation,
and the vault rented to some one else
who can afford to pay. The bones thus
desecrated are thrown in a heap IN a
place prepared for the purpose, where
there is large and gruesome eollec-
ton.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1900-05-28
THE.BURLINGTON ROUTE
BEST LINE,

WEST: st. Louis to Kansas City.
st. Joseph, Omaha, Nebraska, Den
yer, Utah, Pacific Coast-TWO
TRAINS DAILY. Weekly California
Excursions,
NORTH VEST: to Black Hills,
Montana, Washington, Puget Sound
via the sshort Billings Route-50 to
500 miles saved from st. Louis.
Tourists sleepers Tuesdays and
THURSDAYS. Kansas City to Seattle.
NORTH: to ST. Paul and sMinDe-
apolis-THREE TRAINS DAILY.
HOMEsEEKERS' EXCURSIONS
to the West and Northwest.
1900 Miles of Standard Railroad
The Main Travelled Road in the
Louisiana Purchase.
Wide-VestlbGled, Pintsch-lighted
complete trains OF chair cars (seats
freel, Pullman eleepers.
All Ticket Agents can ticket via
the Great Burlington Route.
Write.
FM RUGG, w wAKELY,
+ p a, 6o4 Pine ST., Gen. Passenger Ag't
st Louis, Mo. st. Louis, Mo-
HOWARD ELLIOTT, Cent Manager.
ST. Louis, $40.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1900-05-28
TEA FLAVOR INJURED AT SEA.
Consequently Russian Epicures Havs
Their supply Brought Overland.

Russian tea traders have received
news that the great caravans will
shos : start on their long journey
across : 5eria. Within recent years
much of the tea consumed in Russia
has made the sea voyage from Chinese
ports to Odessa on the Black Sea, but
Russian, say that tea transported by
sea loses much in flavor and quality.
In consequence of this the largest tea
merchants continue to receive the bulk
of their stock by the overland route.
Early in January the caravans arrive
in Tomsk. Between the 1st and Goth
of the month $4,000 sledges of cea are
expected, each sledge containing five
packages of about 100 pounds each.
The tea is not packed in cases, but in
stiffened OK hides. Five sledges are
tied together and drawn by one horse.
The last sledge of each group contains
hay and barley, which the horse Of the
next group quietly munehes as he tray-
els IN consequence of this arrange
ment the caravans lose no time. The
first horse only, who does not feed as
he walks, is changed from time to
time. The horses are changed in the
villages along the road, but as villages
are rarely met it often happens that
the horse collapse from overfatigue.
The leaders Of the caravan, usually
Kirghiz, sleep in the sledges, although
the thermometer is often 40 degrees be-
low freezing point. From the Chinese
tea-growing districts to Tomsk is a
years journey by caravan.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10
ART OF BREATHING PROPERLY.

From the Boston Transcript


cit may seem strange enough"
said doctorthe other day, "but re-
ally over 80 per cent. Of the popu-
lation do not know how to breathe.
Nature kindly enough adapts her
self to imperfect methods Of respira-
ton, as she adapts herself to the un-
natural quantities Of tea, coffee or
alcohol man floods his system
with during his lifetime, but all the
same she does not approve. Why,
one Of the first things an actor or a
singer has to do is to begin to learn
how to breathe before they can
learn how to produce the voice
properly. The first point is to fill
the lungs. Very few people take
the trouble to do that. AS rule
they distend them until the lungs
are about three-quarters full aud
then they stop, leaving the base of
the lungs unemployed, and naturally
ready for any mischief, like most
idle things or persons.
III people would only take the
trouble to breathe properly con-
sumption would no longer be heard
of. Why is exercise so beneficial?
Simply because in running, rowing
or cycling people are obliged to fill
their lungs to their utmost capacity
to breathe-in short, as nature
meant them to breathe. / have fre-
quently recommended those whose
business will not permit Of any out
door exercise to practice breathing
for an hour in the morning and at
night; exercise is not necessity
breathing properly is. How to go
about it: Watch an infant lying on
its back if you want to see breathing
done as it ought to be; or if you
have got out of the b abit of proper
respiration, one Of the first points
to remember in learning to breathe
is to keep your shoulders down;
they are inclined to go up long be-
fore the lungs are filled. Another
part is to get control over your
lungs; fill them slowly lying on
your back, if possible, and feeling
them fill; then empty them at will
sometimes quickly, sometimes
. slowly. Unless the mind has con-
! troll Of the muscles which distend
, and empty the lungs, then it is no
use trying to breathe. An hours
practice daily will do you more good
than all the gymnasinms in the
world. Yes, breathing is undoubt-
edly a lost art, and if we are to re-
/, main healthy nation, it must be-
recovered"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10

A Calais population Of the town
by the last census 7, 1907 store was
vacated lately, and Immediately five
applicants bobbed up and asked for
permission TO tenant it. And the
astonishing statement is made that
each man wanted to start o bar
room. No Sir! the owner wouldn't
let any of those persons have that
store. No, sir! You see, within
half mile Of the post-oflice there
are seventeen places where liquor is
sold, and the owner was afraid that
with business cut up that way he
wouldn't get his rent.-Lewiston
( Me. } Journal.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10
Official Recognition Of the Tip"

The ruling Of the comptroller Of
the treasury department at Wash
ington that "tips" to porters Of
sleeping cars are legitimate expen-
ses and may properly be charged up
by government employees against
the government may have far reach
ing consequences. Almost infinite
possibilities in the line Of expenses,
constructive" and otherwise, loon
up as result of this treasury ruling
The expense account OF persons in
government service way yet yield
rich resources for many campaign
fund. while giving the "tip" prin
cipIe official status and recognition,
Boston Globe.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10

Of valuable holdings in Dubois county,
during the month OF July, 1900. a. shown
on Recorder Phil J. kunkers transfer
book.
& Eifert 10 Msrg. B0ehlein, lot Kun
decks tir-t add Jasper, $50.
isabel Poison TO Bernhard Nigg,
acres in sec Il, / n, "a, $40.
Emma &. y. Anderson 10 John :.
Stewart, lot -, Milburn's add Jasper,
$1,000.
j. r Balsemeier heirs to Louis +
Balsmeier 1870 acres IN sec -, 3 :,
r ), 2.l00-
MiIburn 4 Sweeney to Adam Doer.
sam. SO acres in Sec 2 > :. q. 500.
Gerh. Tebren heirs to John Tebben,
l2u acres in section -, , Is, B. 500.
Jos. r. Serner-heim to Philomena
|Serrnersheim. lot -, Jasper, 81.
Jos Rohlesier Sr., 10 John Jackie, liu
acres in secs % and 81, :, ). $500.
RF Milburn to Benz T. Doane, lot 3
Milburn's add Jasper, $50.
Robt Pat Cassidy to Mary |. Woods
Z !. lots l45 and az. and pt n !. Iot Ia
s335.
EE Innan to u w Kim-s. ~ e. -
't2r.r3, So
Aaron Utz 10 Issae y Brown, 80 acres
in sec ~. , e, u, 500.
John GeisIer to r 4 Jos Megner, lol
Ia, Jasper, $50
Jos Weidenbenner to Geo Weiden :
benner. ll2 acres in secs IL and Is,
s, 3, S,Uc.
Trustees School Board 10 John II
Plior, Ut lot 2, Huntingburg, $50.
James NJ Ellis 10 James l. Whiting
hill l.lO acres in sec IL, :, r 3, so.
Sch Huebner to John \ Mehrlnger,
IS acres in sec II. | :, ), s 80.
Theo Z Glezen TO Lillian Glezen, y
acres in sec Is, I s,rj. 81 300
Chas III OStorn 10 VIM L Davidson
- s.O acres in SIC 3, -, ., sioO.
Sarah Anderson. et al. 10 John II
weigel, Alb acres in sec II, 1 :, o
g go.
Isid0r Schumacher to Emma ; Clark
pt lot Is, Jasper, and lot 81, stMarks, 81
Nancy Harris TO Albert u Glezen, y
acres in sec =, :, -. s2,GD.
John Appel 10 Johanna Buchart, lo-'
las. lg7. and las, II Marks, 500
Johanna Buchart to Mary r Appel
I IL ls6, ls7 and las, II Marks, $500.
John A Mclaughlin 10 ClandIa
Sweeney, %. acres in sec -, :, 70
Sl25.
Claudis Sweeney TO John A McLaugh
( lin. 1921 acres in sec q, ! ., $50
Henry Never, guardian Tebbeu heirs
TO John Tebben, 10 acres in sec -,
:. 3. <3ue.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10
Free of Charge.

Any adult suffering from acold settled
on the breast, bronchitis, throat or lung
trouble Of any nature, who will call ai
Martin Friedman's, will lie presented
with a sample bottle of Boscliees German
syrup, free Of charge. Only one bottle
gwen TO one person, and none to children
without order from parents.
No throat or lung remedy ever had
such sale as Boschee's German Syrup
in ali parts OF the civilized world
Twenty years ago millions OF bottles
were given away, and your dru .gists
will tell you its success was marvellous.
1t il really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi-
clans. One 80 cent bottle will cure or
pro-e its value Sold by dealers in all
civilized countries.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10

Senator "Eph" Inman, Of Wash
ington, Daviess county, is making
a hit on the Pacific coast, where he
is on the stump for Bryan and Stew
enson. The Seattle Times, after
complimenting him as one Of the
best speakers vet heard on the
coast, quotes him extensively. In
his speech in Seattle he said: 81
shall carry back the news to those
fighting Democrats of Indiana,
said Mr.. Inman, "that way out here
on the Pacific coast the camp-fires OF
Democracy are burning brightly (;
that the old enthusiasm of 1896 has
been rekindled, and that the great
state of Washington will 60 for the
right. When you win, as win you
will, build signal fire on the TOP
OF your highest mountain, and in
Indiana far east of the Mississippi
we will build an everlasting signal
the growing light Of which will re
fleet away out to the waters of Pu
get Sound" Amid the deafening
applause Mr.. Inman sat down, anc
just as the enthusiasm was about
over William Blackman called fol
"rhree cheers for the Indianian,'
and they were given with will
Indianapolis Press.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10

Those who doub. the efficacy ol
the rain makers work have at least
some facts TO explain concerning a
new process. 1t was tried in War
rensburg, Mo-, three times last
year and each experiment'was fol-
lowed by a good shower, 50 that
when corn began 10 suffer again
this year it was decided to try it
once more. A fund was raised re-
Gently and work began the follow
ing Wednesday afternoon. During
Thursday night heavy rain fell.
|Sulphuric acid and zine were used.
These generate hydrogen, which is
lighter than air and rises. The
theory is to induce a storm center
by establishing an upward current
of air. The experiment cost less
than 500, and the resulting rain
was worth many thousands of dol
lars. If the system can be relied
upon it will soon find general ac-
ceptance, for rain is something
worth commanding. The Kansas
City Star maintains that one days
rain in that stale recently was worth
$50, COO, 900. Its proof is that the
rainfall was general over the corn
belt, and was sufficient to break the
price over cents a busbel on the
Chicago maaket. Speculation as
to Kansas corn prospects changed
materially within few hours, and
there were yesterday plenty of men
who said there would be 50 or s5
per cent. Of crop Of corn in Kan
sas, while Sunday the man who
predicted half a crop was r, garded
as an enthusiast. This means near
ly 10000, 600 more bushels or
s35, ,000, 900, to Kansas.
Just imagine having $35, 900, GOO
rain to order.-Ind. Sentinel.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10


A sincere thought is irresistible.
The good genius is sure to prevail.
We do not live by justice but by
grace.
A great thought is never found in
IA mean dress.
A grain Of wisdom will gild a
greater surface than grain of gold.
A mans life should be constantly
as fresh rs river-new water every
instant.
He is blessed over all mortals who
loses no moment Of the passing life
in remembering the past.
Aim at the SUBMITS, though the
multitude does not ascend them;
use all the society that will abet you.
Live at home like q traveller.
What fool he must be who thinks
his FL Dorado is anywhere but
where he lives.
Where is the unexpected land"
but in our own untried enterprises2
You must make tracks into the un-
known.
A healthy man is the complement
Of the seasons, and in winter sum-
mer is in his heart.
No mans thoughts are new, but
the style OF their expression 10 the
never-fa failing novelty which oheeH
and refreshes men.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10

The rainbow is always bent on
di sappearing.
Put your faith in the plodde
rather than in the plotter.
The person who has no will of hi
own has an incurable malady.
Complaint against fortune is offer
but an apology for laziness.
No men have more short comings
than those who are always behint
time.
Marrying a girl for her beauty i.
like eating canary for its singing
Father Time was the original
wheel man. From the beginning
he has gone on by cycles.
The less money a man has the
stronger is his belief in the equal
of wealth.
It's difficult to find man who il
willing to hold the ladder OF success
while you ascend it.
1t is said that fool and his mon.
ey are soon parted, and yet lots Of
fools keep right on accumulating
wealth.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10
NEWSPAPER MEN BARRED.
Master Mechanic Of Air Line Issses Or
ders Against Craft.

PRINCETON, Ind, Aug. 3.-H. o.
Cleaver, master mechanic OF the l..
K. X St. l.. railroad has issued or
ders barring all newspaper reporters
from the shop. Ee is president
Of the Mckinley railroad club
and has taken an active part in get
ting men under him to join the club.
In some respects it is alleged ne
has been offensive in his work, and
the democratic and independent
press has roasted" him, and now
he acts as an Imperialist.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10

Manual labor is held everywhere in
contempt and this accounts for the
seeming superiluity OF folks and the
brazen beggardom.
The rich set examples Of idleness
ltaly's art is a thing of the past
Italy was.
Governments cannot be done away
with icstantaneously, but progress
will come, as it has in the past, by
lessening the number Of laws. We
want less government and the ideal
government will arrive when there il
no government at all.
SO long as governments set the
examples Of killing their enemies
private individuals will occasionally
kill theirs.
Governments imprison men and
then hound them when they are re.
leased. Hate will never die so long
as men are taken from useful pro-
duction on the specious plea Of pa
ltriotism and bayonets CLEAN in
Gods pure sunshine, and the wors,
part about making a soldier of 0
man is not that a soldier kills brown
men or black men or white men, bu,
Iit is that the soldier loses his owr
soul.
Evils CONE WITH CoNoUEsTs.
In America now there are strone
signs of following the example O.
modern Italy. To divert the atten
tion Of men from useful production
to war, waste and wealththrougt
conquest, is to invite moral disease
and death. The history of nation.
dead and gone is one. They grew
"strong' and died because they
did. Insurance actuaries say tha
athletes are very bad risks.
Switzerland to-day is the least il
literate as we'll as the most truly
prosperous country in the world
She is, liz fact, the only republic fo
people themselves make the laws
Her government is of the people.
i Switzerland has no navy, anC
while every man is a soldier, we
three weeks service every year i
: only useful play spell. In Switz
,ler.and their is no bePgardom an,
little vice. The people are healthy
prosperous and happy. Switzer
land minds her own business, ant
b the chi.f tenet of her political cree
slis: "We will attend to our owl
affairs. She will only fight if in
vaded and, fortunately, she is no
zig enough to indulge in jing
lswagger.
And now at the parting Of tn,
ways, would it not be wise for Amer
lea to choose betw EN- the example
Ilof Switzerland and Italy.
i America is giant; it is we'll t
have giants strength, but not Il
use it like a giant. If we mind ou
own business and devote our en-
ergies to the arts of peace we Cal
solve problem that has vexed th'
world from the beginning Of time
Shall we make our country blossom
like the rose? or shall we follow tn
example of Italy?
Ebert HUBBARD.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10

Notice is hereby given that the under.
signed. Trustee of HARRISON township,
will ait nd to township business on each
Saturday Of the year, NJ my Office, and
persons having township business 70
rrnsact are required 70 present il 70 him
or Saturdays.
The township library vill be kept n
my home in Haysville-
GRoRaR Srx,
Ans. 3 18g7.-y. Trustee
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10

Bessie wanted . feather for heI
doll. Her mother could not find
one, but found . flower instead. and
said: 81 think, Bessie, the flower
l. better =
20. mamma. replied the little
virl, the feelin's inside Of me ain,
like the feelin's inside Of 'ou.
want a feather.n
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10

"Say, pa"
"Wel', what?'
"If a man kills his father, he is |
patricide, isn't he?"
"Yes.n
"And il he kills his mother he i.
a matricide, isn't he?"
"Yes.'
"Well, what is he If he kills hi'
mother-in-law?''
"A hero, my son, a hero. y
Types.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1900-08-10

"You know know Jack Fitz Jack
son married a wealthy girl whose
friends gave her 200 bridal pres
enis2"
"Yes; what OF it,"
"He's started q department store.
Chicago Record.