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Savings Deposits.

Merchants and Farmers Bank, corner
Spring and Texas streets, Shreveport.
The savings deposits of this bank is
one of its deservedly popular features.
Interest at the rate of three per cent per
annum is allowed on all sums of one dol
lar and upwards remaining on deposit
three or more calendar months.
When made during the first three days
of any month, interest is allowed on
these deposits as if made on the first day
in the month. Interest on all sums not
drawn will be payable on the first days
of February and August, and interest
not then Withdrawn is added to the prin-
ciple, thereby giving depositors CON-
pound interest.
Deposits may be made by married
women or minors in their own names.
Facilities are given depositors to draw
money.
Deposits made for longer period thar
six months draw a higher rate than or
binary savings deposits.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1900-11-22

Az GOOD land and as fine timber is to
be found along the Texarkana, Shreve-
mort and Natchez railroad as can be
found anywhere. This road threads a
section that is rich in natural resources
and advantages and one that has long
needed better transportation facilities.
Since the coming of the iron horse the
country is rapidly filling up with thrifty
settlers, and good substantial towns are
sprineing up here and there. We are
glad to note this improvement and feel
Justly proud of our neighbors and their
new road.
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Entertainment at Alden.

Ne have been requested to insert the
trowing notice:
The ladies' of Alden Bridge are drill
- their young people for an entertain
srent which has been set for the 3Oth
;ndant. and wish to extend to all cor
iii invitation to attend. The proceeds
,le to be devoted to getting up a Christ
mas tree and small admission fee of g
eents (i5 cents for children) has been
6xed. They hope to see many familiar
iaces. and will endeayor to make all feel
repaid for having attended.
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Died:

JOHNSTON. At Carterville, on No
vember 8, 1900, Samuel D., son of J. B.
and Laura johnson; aged ii years,
month and Is days.
Sam was a sweet little boy, with more
than ordinary intelligence for one of his
age. 1t seems that little angel had
strayed away from heaven togladden his
parents hearts only for while, and took
his fight to the Savior's breast where
he waits the coming of loved ones.
Ere sin could harm or sorrow fade.
Death came with friendly care,
This little bud to heaven convened
And babe it blossom there.
r. H. A.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1900-11-22
Election Proclamation.

Election Proclamation.
State Of Louisiana, Parish Of Bossier.
Dy virtue of the authority conferred
- in us by law, we, the undersigned
Board OF Election Supervisors in and
for the Parish of Bossier, La, met this
day at the court house in said parish,
State of Louisiana, to compile the re-
turns of the election held throughout the
parish on Tuesday, November 6, 1900,
and declare the result Of said election
to be as follows:
For President - VIM. J. Bryan ga,
VIM. Mckinley 6.
Vice. President-Adlai E. Stevenson
633, Theodore Roosevelt 6.
Presidential Electors Robert II. Sny-
der 636, Thos. H. Lewis 635, Charles ].
Theard 635, VIM. o. Hart 635, Ed. Nc
Colon 635, H. T. Leverman 635, Allen
Barksdale ga, Stephen D. Ellis 634,
w. G. WHY 6, Henry Mccall 6, Vincent
Foulon 6, Jacob Libermuth 6, Robert r.
Stone 6, ]. B. Slattery 6, Jas. G. Weaks
6, Henry w. Robinson 6.
Congressman-Phano Breazeale 456,
F. M. Welch 5.
Railroad Commissioner-W. L. Fos-
ter 418.
For the proposed amendment to Arti-
Gle 800 of the Constitution 366, against
same 8.
Given under our official signatures
this, the 9th day of November, 1900.
w. J. JOHNSTON,
H. ]. LENOIR,
H. H. MONTGOMERY,
Supervisors Of Election in and for Bos-
sier Parish, La. dec q
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popular Texarkana, Shreveport
u Watches railroad is doing much to
the rich country through which
There has been an unceasing
y emigration in that direction ever
we road was built. Newspapers,
schools and such do much for
community, but certain it is
my are all discounted by the rail-
- ae foster father Of great cities
iving towns.
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Parties having claims against the
United States government for cotton
taken during the late Civil War will find
it to their interest to communicate at
once with H. w. Spear, 303 Cora build
ing, New Orleans, La. ct
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Mr.. W. w. Simpson, of Albany, Tex,
- left home for this place with car
Ia Of mares-all good breeding stock.
a vill probably be here by tonight.
nrne quick and get your choice.
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Allen s Pharmacy

THE leading RETAIL DRUG STORE in
i Shreveport. We carry q full line
of Sick Room Requisites. The only
store having complete stock OF Home
opathic and Veterinary Remedies. Fine
Medical Wines and Liquors in packages
of less than one quart. Inquiries cheer
fully answered. Mail orders promptly
attended to. Next door to the postofice
Alp Texas st., Shreveport
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BENTON, Il U1s1ANA,
,.rr.day. s.: November %, 1900.
Rain Monday and Tuesday

The passenger train over the Texar-
..na Shreveport and Natchez arrives at
c,,eveport at 10:45 o'clock a. m. and de-
,.,ta 1t 5 o'clock p. m.
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Dentistry

At reasonable prices, at DR.. Nor
woods, over the New York Dry Goods
Company, Shreveport. Painless extract
ing Soc; plates, crown and bridge work,
filings, etc., at corresponding prices.
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Single subscriptions, 81;
Two subscriptions, $3.50;
Four subscriptions, S.

Special inducements to raisers OF
larger clubs. Write for particulars on
this point. Club agents wanted every
where. Four months trial trip, so cts.
Specimen copies will be mailed free
on request. It win pay anybody inter-
ested in any way in country life to send
for them. Address the publishers,
LUTHER TUCKER 4 Son, Albany, N. Y.
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&O00 yearly to Christian man or
DCVU woman to look after our rap
idly growing business in this and adjoin-
ing parishes; to act as Manager and
Correspondent; the work can be done at
your homo. Enclose self addressed,
stamped envelope for particulars to
II. A. Sherman, General Manager, Cor
coran building, opposite y. s. Treasury,
Washington, D. G.
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Dentistry.

DR.. T. NJ. Comegys, Office in the new
Cooper Brothers building, second floor;
Shreveport,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1900-11-22
1871 list YEAR. 1901
COUNTRY GENTLEMAN,
The Only Agricultural Newspaper,
Admittedly the Leading Agricult-
ural Journal of the World.

Livery department written by special
IL lists, the highest authorities in
their respective lines. No other paper
pretends to compete with it in qualifca-
tions of editorial staff. 1t gives the ag-
ricultural news with degree of fullness
and completeness not even attempted by
others. Best reviews of the crops, best
market reports, best accounts OF meet
ings, best of everything.
1t is indispensable to all country resi-
dents who wish to
KEEP UP WITH THE TINES.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-05-19

the barn, and the dog stood in the door
and barked the louder to encourage the
affair, and perhaps also to encourage
himself.
The coyote, fairly cornered and left
no alternative, had to fight or be killed
Like sheep. He snarled with a kind
OF hopeless defiance and showed his
fangs, but Mrs. Weight was ready for
him. He had no sooner turned to face
her than she jammed the fork full upon
him, the prongs entering his shoulders
and running clear through him, SO Wig
orous and well-aimed was the blow.
Yet he made a leap forward, the pain
from the wound adding frenzy to des-
peration, and almost wrenched the fork
from the woman's hands as she still
held it in his shoulders. She held on,
however, driving the weapon harder
and harder into the stricken beast IN.
til finally she got him actually pinned
to the ground. He squirmed and
writhed while she held him down. her
intention being to crush the life out of
him there and then.
But coyotes are as hard to kill as they
are to catch. Mrs. Voight had TO make
new attack.
She reached and caught rope with
one hand while she held the fork handle
with the other. and with the rope she
tied the fork to the wall in such a way
that the impaled victim could not dis
lodge it. This left her free to go after q
club, with which she soon returned and
beat the animal until he was past do
ing any further mischief in this world.
Then she released him, put moose
around his neck and dragged him to
the house, where she held him as a
trophy for her husband TO see when he
returned from the field, where he had
been all day engaged in blowing.
OF course, Mr.. Weight was delighted,
to put it mildly, at his wife's cour-
ageous capture of pest which had so
long menaced their poultry yard and
otherwise annoyed them. But much
more was he gratifed at this mani
festation in his own household of the
fact that California hearth and home
are not defenseless necessarily be-
cause the men of the family happen to
be away.
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S9T
I'D DOMINION sTEAMsP HIog

DNILf LINE FOR NEW IORK, ExcEPT sprDAV
IassenSeu can leave Richmond daily exec "a
sundsy via Chesapeake and Ohh railTav
r. NJ. or Richmond aud PeteYiL0rp rsii
road lHorfolk and Western rout. 90 A
SSonnech9s at Norfolk with Old Domini
Etne steamer sailing same evening at Y
o'clock for New York
tickets on ssie NJ Richmond Trarsfer Cn
DpAny 8, sOS east Main Street; chesapeake ans
Onio railway and Richmond and Petergbr ~,
Isiroao depots, and at company's elfice. fas
through.
LOT New York and all peir e beyond car n
shipped BY steamers. sailing from RicJ NOR,
every MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, IN FRx
pAN at 800 p NJ This steam. er carrten s9eas
age passengers only
manifest closed one hour before HAtitnv .sx,.
Ere1ght received and forwarded and throuo.
and foreign ports. -
FROM new YORK.
fszeengers can leave daily exoept sup asp
lSato DAY p NJ 70 NorfoI or tIta
uonS Gomtort, connecting with Norfolk and
Nsstern railroad Or Chesapeake and OhiS
Freight fo' Richmond by steamer vi. No,
rOik Mendnys and Wednesdays 8 30 P a sSt-
Satltngs from oonpany's pier. No q No,,s
hiver foot of Beach Street FreiTht racefysa
9no forwarded daily except SundaT
Sof furtner Information apply 10
JoHE.F MAYER, Agents.
Sl2 east Il ain streol
Richmond, W.
w. L. g uillsudeu, Prs'iasnt New vorE
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-05-19
PLUCKY MRS. VOIGHT
Pins an Enraged Coyote to the
Ground with a Pitchfork.
Rare Display OF Courage and Msscu-
lar NigOr Under Trying Condi-
tions-For a Moment Things
Looked Desperate.

When forced to an issue a woman in
variabfy proves herself as plucky as d
man. Mrs. Rose Voight, wife of III. NJ.
Weight, a farmer near Modesto, Cal,
has just furnished an example of the
courage and strength for which the
women of the west have become famous
since the days of the pioneer. These
things are constantly happening in
California, but each variation is worth
the telling, and Mrs. Voight's feat de
serves as much attention as the next
one in the current narratives of west
ern women's pluck and muscular vigor.
Mcs. Voight last week had a fight
with coyote and, using a pitchfork
as weapon, succeeded in dispatching
the animal in an encounter that was as
abort as it was unusual.
The other day Mrs. Veight's dog
caught Scoyote Off his guard and ran
him into the barn, planting himself
noisily at the entrance so that his vic
tim should not come without settling
accounts with him face to face. The
dog knew enough not to GO in after tn
game. He was wise dog, with the
wisdom that is akin to prudence.
Mrs. Voight had another kind of wis
dom. When she heard the dog barking
so significantly she knew there was "a
varmint" of some kind in trouble. Sh,
surmised also that Towser would not
push the umatter any further withou,
assistance from the house.
She went TO the barn and, looked in.
After n moment the form of the coy
ote became visible in far corner, hi,
eyes cleaning like the real story-book
eyes of beasts that are met in the dark.
A pitchfork stood against the barn
near the door. Mrs. Voight grasped
this belligerently and stepped inside.
In five seconds or less there was a
battle in progress in the darkness Of
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-05-19
SATURDAY MAY 10. 1900.
PLAYING MAKE BELIEVE"

oh, wise and happy children!
What fancies you can weave.
When, lacking what you long for,
You laugh and make believer
You make believe" the armchair's
a horse, a ship, n car
And you are going to travel
So swift and safe and fart
You make believe" the sea-shells
Are dishes rare and old
The least ones filed with water
Are goblets made OF gold!
You make believe the dollies
Are little children dear,
And you as aunts and uncles
Must grave and stern appeari
You make believe" you're royal,
That each one wears a crown
That hands are white and jewcled
Instead of bare and brown!
oh, wise and happy children!
Can anyone conceive
What pleasure fills your bosoms
When playing make believer"
Perchance our hearts 'twould tighten
Could we but just receive
The goods kind Fortune gives us,
And play at make believed!
FRANCIS w. Stems. in Ledger Monthly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-05-19

The man who knows when he hasn't
succeeded generally knows why.
A girl always has a sneaking respect
for man who can propose to her in
an offhand way.
Very few women believe that low
cut dresses are immoral unless they
have got bones in their necks.
If she could only see photograph of
the funny way it would look when IL
began to turn gray, no woman would
ever dye her HARM. Y. Press.
It's Only DRAWBACKS.
Smith-There is only one fault to be
found with this store mucilage.
Green--What's that?
Smith-It won't stick.-Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-05-19
Jug Fishing in Kansas,

Two fishermen went fishing, SAYS
the Emporia Gazette, near the Fowler
settlement the other night. For tao
kle they took some lime in a Jug.
The jug they half filled with lime
and dropped into the river. Soon
there was an explosion and a num-
Der o. blubber-nosed buffalo fish were
found floating on the surface. Re-
peating the venture several times Sc
cured them fine lot of fish.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-05-19

were married. It has been handed
down in the family that way for
ages"
81 don't want the old thing" said
the girl. ut might bring me bad
luck. Don't you think it might be so.
DIR. Blackburn
-----
az should Like to examine the book
before venture an opinion" an
swered the professor, gravely. IF it
Is what you say 1t would be a queens
dowry. But it is possible your father
has made a mistake. Would you mind
my returning to see?"
Now? o. not at ALL" answered FL
sic, rather pettishly, eff you prefer
the society of an old print. Good aft
ernoon."
The professor turned back, and all
that night there was a lamp burning
In his room.
1t was the Shakespeare, the one vol
ume of its kind in the world, liter
airy gold mine, and, to the possessor,
veritable gold mine, if he ever cared
to sell 1T at any time.
In the morning Mrs. Hall said to
her daughter: Elsie, DIR. Blackburn
was up all night; his bed hasn't been
slept in"
"Ol 1 suppose he has fallen in love
with fathers old book" answered the
girl And there was something in her
voice that made her mother look at
her anxiously.
The professor, however, was filed
with joy. He had at last found the
Shakespeare-the dream of his life
the only one.
But there was a difficulty apparent
ly insuperable. The professor had of
fered Farmer Hall money, but the old
man had strenuously refused it. The
book must be kept in his family, he
reiterated obstinately.
DIR. Blackburn begged to be allowed
to send committee of professors
down from Cambridge to examine it.
Mr.. Hall refused to receive them. The
doctor offered to deposit $1,000
as security for the book If he were al
lowed to carry it to Cambridge for
one month.
In the meantime the professor had
reengaged his rooms for the rest of
his vacation. Brought together by
their mutual endeavors to convince
Mr.. Hall of the foolishness of his re-
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-05-19
YORK RIVER LINE, WEST Sif POM
The Favorite Route North.

LEAVE RICHMOND
Train Ne. Is, so NJ.
bALrIMORE LIMITED, Daily, except sunday
for West Point, and intermediate stations
days and Fridays with steamer for Balti-
more.
Train No. 10, $3.50 p. n.
LOCAL ExrREss, Mon wednes & Fridays, for
West Point and intermediate stations. con.
meets with stage at Lester Manor TO walker
ton and Tappahannock: also at West Point
with steam ers for Baltimore. Stops at all sta
tom.
Train No. "a. see AN.
LOCAL MIXED, leaves daily, except Sunday
from Virginia Street Station for West Point
and intermediate stations, connecting with
stage At Lestor manor for WGlkerton and TAP
pahannock,
TRAINS ARRIVE AT RICHMOND.
BIS q. m. Daily from West Point, with Con-
nectton from Baltimore except Mondays.
10:4s Am. Sundays ana Moa days
$40 D IN. Daily, except sunday from Wess
Point and intermediate stations. -
Steamers leave West Point daily except
Sundays $50 z. M. arriving Baltimore 500 a.
m, Returning leave Baltimore 500 p. m,
daily except sundays arriving Richmond
steamers cal at Gloucester Point and
Almonds Wharf, Tuesdays, Thursdays .and
Saturdays; Yorktown and Clay Bank, Mon
days. Wednesdays and Fridays.
@. w. WESTBURY,
Travelling Passenger Agent,
s2e K. aain St Richmond, Va.
J.M. GULF, ". A. furk,
FRAME Manager. cen. Pass. AGA
FRANK s. CANNON.
rhird vios-pressdent and General Manages
Washington, d. G.
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Southern Railway
SCHEDULE
IN EFFECT APRIL 2ND, 1900.
Trains Leaves Richmond, Va.


IN EFFECT APRIL 2ND, 1900.
Trains Leaves Richmond. Va.
l1.Oo n. Nc II SOUTHERN EXPRESS dsily
to- Atlanta augusta Jackson VILE, and
Greensboro. SALISBURY. and Char Cite.
sleeper open at Richmond o:Bo o. n.
steps for passengers al local stations.
CSnSects a. panyine And Charlotte:
NE 80 carrying through sleepers be
tween New York and Tampa. with con-
peonons Tor All E,orida points, also
the Washington AND Scuthwesterp lin
iyed mo SO carrying through sleepsrs
Yora and Mem phis ana sew Yor, and
New Orleans. also, Pullman Tourist
sleeper Mon avs, Wednesdays aud Fri
%ishsus ehanses vita oennsotien asis sSp
AL points In Texas, Mckee and Cali
n;si r N No. !. solid train daily nor Cha,
FArEville and Powhasan railroad ~
Keysvills for Clarksy;lle. Oxford, Hen
derson and Durham and st qreensborc
tor Durham. Raleigh. and winston.
Salem, ut Danvtile with NO. IS United
states Fast Nail, solid train, daily 60,
new Orleans and points South, which
carries sleepsrs New York to new Or
leans and New York to Jacksopv,lle
and Miami for Nassau HAbanl, Cuba
Through main sleeper sRnspury. 70
Mem 0his via or Asheville and Chatte-
9 100 r. NJ, NO IL, LOCAL, daily except SUNDAY
fer Keysville and intermediate points
TRAINS ARRIVE AT RICHMOND.
rs ?. NJ. from Atlanta Augusta, AsAevnle
and all points south
8 30 r. NJ, FROM Keysville and local stations.
LOCAL FkEIeHr TRAINS.
NOS 81 and 50. between Manchester and Ne
a0olis.Va
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-05-19

1t was the first week of the honey
moon, a few days before the begin
ming of the October term. DIR. Black
burn and his wife were seated by an
open window, overlooking the beach
OF a fashionable watering place.
Il have letter from Jebb of Caius.
Elsie. He wants to know the correct
reading for the passage of metaphors
in the speech of Hamlet, which, gem
orally, reads:
Then let the candled tongue lick absurd
pomp
And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee
Where thrift may follow fawning.''
Hell never know the correct read.
ing if that isn't correct" said Elsie,
defantly.
why not, my dear?"
Because burned that yellow old
book the morning we were married. :"
"Burned-that-book- Great"
He stopped, his anger fairly chok-
ing him. His wife threw her arms
about his neck. "Yes, you silly boy"
she half whispered; Eyes, for 1 want
you all myself"
a queer look came into the profess
sor's eyes, the angry flush faded from
his face, and his arms, which had
been holding her rather Imply, tight
ened around her waist.-Philadelph
Saturday Evening Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-05-19
Must Go Home mt Ten.

Colored men caught on the streets
OF Port Tampa, Fla. after ten o'clock
at night without pass signed by the
mayor are sent to jail and fined.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-05-19

Richmond.
LEAVE BRoAD-sTREET STATION
1000 m. daily lcc,l fer Newport News, ola
Point and Norfolk. Ps-l Car.
s;'o M, daily Past I5'ns" for Eewpert
News, Ola. Point, Norfols AID Ports.
month Parior car. This train stops
only at Williamsburg.
'@ daily local for Newnort Views
ullmsn to cid Point.
l0;2o a; m. except Sunday; Local TO clftoa
MANASSAS and Washington
2:1b p m. Daily imite5. IN Cir cinnai,
Louisville, and 81. Louis. Pullman
sleeping cars Cennests at orange
win Southern Raiiwsy moth Of Or
anEe, End connects for Virginia Hot
springs No. 7, locsl train except SUM-
day, follows the soove usin rom Cor
louisville TO stanton.
80 a., ,swsll Accommodation, except
1890 p. m :. naiIy, p Nv, to Cinein nau and
LC'i'ville Pul' mar sleep,ng car. Con-
cts 'or Nirvin,a Hot Springs.
LEAVE EIGHTH ST. STATION.
1880 - m, railv for Bvnchburg, Lexington,
and Clifton Forge. Connects, except
sunday, with Buckingham ana Alte
rene Branches.
500 m, except suuasy, { oiunbia Accor-
mediation.
TRAINS ARRIVE BROAD STREET
STATION.
SEQ a. m. erc@pt Sunday. from Boswell.
$3.50 a ~, and $50 p N daily, from Cincin-
natl ana Loui Vile.
IL 20 m f:l0 p. m, AMI $50 y. m. daily,
from Norfolk aud Cd Psint.
7<S a., ExceDs SUNDAY, trou Clifton
Forge.
TRAINS ARRIVE EIGHTH STREET
STATION
q a. a., Excepi sunday from Columbia
30 y. ~, Daily from Lynch burg, Lexington
and Clifton Forge, and except sun
day from New Castle, and Rosney.
For detailed tnfgrm Ation, connec tions, &c
apply at Richmond Transfer ofilce, No 9Oi
east Main street Chesapeake ani Ohio Pas
senger Office No. 500 east Main street; sta
tior Ticket 0flic scr address
JOHN ID. POTTS,
Ass't. General Passenger Agent.
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BubonIc PIaxue nficrohe

The bubonic plague is primarily due
to microbe so small that ESQ, 0oo, 900
Of them would be required to cover
square inch of surface.
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In the EARLY stare..

What's a plutocrat2"
"a plutocrat is man who hasn't
been rich long enough to quit brag-
ging about it. "-Indianapolis Journal,