New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1900-07-24
NETWORK DAILY TRIBUNE TUESDAY. JULY a. 100,

where he startled the women and children, VINO 9
ran for protection He shouted 'Halelujan! ana
Jumped fully four feet in the air. lie was Ieu :"
a house where he removed his wet clothes
Her know your family does not like me- but
she Wv I'll + should say not
He taken aback)-Whewi That's rather at, l.,
lo2a DOESN'T GENERALLY do as she should. III say
yes!-(C catholic Standard and Times.
"A few years ago" said Chicago clergyman the
other day there went zip great cry Tor mission
elIv Bibles I'm the FlOwery Kingdom. The BibIe
sociatv was extremely gra.iied The demand was
unprecedented and thousands Of dollars were spent
in sending them nice red morocco IestaHhe,'17'
This sort of thing went on for long uHe' ou'
the number OF native converts did not increase
accordingly The missionaries investigated. "hat
do YOU suppose they discovered That they
used the Bibles for gunwaddng?' NO They maze
firecrdckers of EN-. Practically all the Hcey
printed Bibles that We were sending over there
were rolled up In nice little rolls. page az
timA and made into hrecraCkers. The Chinese
make frecrackers at home for an incredibly 10"
price. and the paper that they were getuhs 'ee
was a considerable figure with them But IL
taught Celestial lesson. "a might say
Anxious Americans should pray for rain g
his feet. with All his ingenuity he has never ss
noveTi3e rhe sandals Of the common soldiers
have paper s0les. and the higher ranks wear shoes
was wt@ aisPersed by thunder shower II is entirely
eoncelyabls that MID h@r ,as OF at PeEing would
scamper OFF cover u Il came on to rain: a W S
allies Send the rain-makers to china!-d'nnalo
Express.
One OF Ii Hung Chapg's collins was recently
put up at auction In Marseilles, but there was no
bidder 1t VIII be remembered that during hs tour
Of the globe In 1896 ii carried with him wherever
he went a coffin in which, in case of his Death
his remains TO be sent back to China. Upon
embarking for home at Marseflles the Ceiestlai
statesman concluded that il was unnecessary TO
take the coffin with him. and left it at the hotel
The hotel proprietor turned II over 10 the customs
officials and It has just figured In the periodical
sale Of unclaimed poperty.
Honolulu is beginning to be invaded hy the
HeICs t NAM IN arriye unaer the new conditions
was Chicago soap and perfume man, t wLiG sde
landed from the steamer in all the glory that
an uP1ordate TaTe1s sra man nr ana o4
his first requests to he shown the sample
achieved the distinction of having In Ameri-
cities the big hotels have to have sample ,
stock of samples. but while Hawaii had tax OF
sample room was needed. Firms that wanted to
give their 500 as starter to BUY the priv
lege Of doing Hawaiian business were not nuInfr
Gus. Manager Lucas has fixed up quarters to be
used as sample room TOT me soap ZAP, man i al er
manenty devoted TO the purpose tHaWailan star
There is trouble in Bath Me. over the proposed
celebration of Old Home Week. The Civic League
threatens 10 close up an the S"'OoiiS- INT OPL1
nents OF the league declare. first, that this Will
make the celebration a CHASTITY financial ruin. and
secondly that there officially no saloons in
Maine tde league has no right to trouble itself
about the matter. Besides, they ask. why hasn't
the league closed the saloons long ago instead
of waiting for Old Home Week, when numerous
country folk unused TO city life and tired with
Sightseeing might need something for their stom-
achs' sake, as St Timothy did?
Looking for Trouble-When people see cat on
the street they involuntarily look around for a
fierce dog AtChisOn Globe.