The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-09-26


: a woman madder than a man that
doesn't understand her, ard that a
man that does.
Buckshoal, n G, May 16, 1898.
Gentlemen:-Four years ago l was
helpless with misery in my back.
I could not return myself in bed. 1
was treated by my physician, but he
| did me no good. I took one bottle
of DR.. Bakers Female Regulator and
it cured me. I think there is no
medicine on earth like it.
Mrs. Emma E. Myers.
For sale at the Bazaar.
No woman ever knows when she is
being worked and no man ever knows
when he is being watched.
NJ woman ought to b, allowed to
wear low-cut dress after she is fat
enough to have crease in her neck.
Have you a sense of fullness in
the region of your stomach after
eating! If so you will be benefited
by using Cbauberlaip's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They also cure
belching and sour stomach. They
regulate the bowels too. Price, IS
cents. Sold by J. E Kaufman.
The best way for woman to make
man wonder why he ever wanted
to marry her is to let him know she
wonders why herself.
When DAvid cut eff Gulia;h's
head probably you couldn't hear the
cheering for the noise OF the woman
saying Il told you so."
lannon's Tonic Liver Pills, pleas
ant remedy for all diseases arising
frora a disordered or torpid liver.
They are the modern cure for copsti-
patton, biliousness, sick headaches,
specks before the eyes, etc. They
do not sicken or gripe, mild in action,
thorough in effect. Ouly one dose,
sugar coated and pleasant to take.
Price, Is cents q box, at the Bazaar.
To discover truth is the best hap
piness of an ind,vidual; to communi-
cate it, the greatest blessing he can
bestow upon society.
81 hear that your husband is very
sick, Aunt Dinab." ''Yes'm,"
"No:hing serious, I hope. His con-
ditioD is not critical?" "Clitical. /
should say be wuz! He amt salts
fed with muffin"
The emergency bags sent By a
church society to Kansas soldiers in
the Philippines contained among the
necessities box cf DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, the we'll known cure for
piles, Injuries and skin diseases. The
ladies took care to obtain the original
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve know
ing that all the countelfeits are
are worthless. J. f Kaufman.
You know that little thought and
8 little kiDdpess are of:en worth more
than great deal Of money. This
charity of thought ;s not merely to
be exercised toward the poo; it is
to be exercised toward all men.
n N,thiDg is truer in the experience
of life than that sel6shness over
reaches itself. He that would get
the most out of life must contribute
of his thought, sympathy, the and
substance for the good of others.
The progressive nations of the
wolld are the great food consuming
| notions Good food we'll diCested
gives strength. II you cannot
digest all you eat, you need kodol
Dyspepsia Cure. It digests what
you eat. You need not diet your
self. 1t contains all of the digest
ants combined with the best known
touics and reconstructlves. II will
even digest all classes Ct foods in a
bottle. No other preparation will
do this. 1t instantly relieves and
quickly cures all stomach troubles.
j. E. Kaufman.
An inventor has bill upon method
of putting some stone soles on boots
and shoes. He mixes a waterproof
glue with quantity of clean quartz
| sand and spreads it over the leather
sole, used as a foundation. These
quartz soles are said to be very hexi
BILE and to give the foot firm hold
even on the most slippery surface.