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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-23

COTTON-Steady; middling, 10: gross
receipts. 4 bales; sales, 80 bales; stock,
% 0J0 bales.
Total to-day-Net receipt. LIS bales;
exports to Great Britain, 1.:}6S bales; to
France, $50 bales; to the Continent, 5O1
bales: stock. SZ,59S bales.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES receipts, 1850 bales;
exports to Great Britain, Jas bales; to
France, ;So bales; to the Continent, !, 132
bales.
Total since September 1st-Net receipts,
G,503, iOJ bales; exports TO Great Britain,
2.:'iG bales; to France, Iou,26o bales;
10 the Continent . IttS ~ bales.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-23

The marriage of Mr.. Frank Rayrnoita
Christian. of this city, and Miss Smith, OF
Ealtimore. took place yesterday afternoon
in tbs latter city
The couple will so from Baltimore to
Norfolk. where they will take the Mer-
chants and Miners line fo- Boston and
Providence. They will also visit New York
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Tailor's Boy-Does Mr.. DeStyles live

Landlady-Yes.
Tailor's Boy-Well, here's pair of
new trousers for him.
Landlady-You'll have to bring them
around next week. He's very sick and
the doctor insists on our keeping ev-
erything quiet.-Cbicago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
HE FEARED THE WORST.
Thought He Had Water on the Brain
But His Fears Were
GrOundlcss.

When the doctor called in response to a
hurry-up summons, the young man looked
at him with eyes that had an unnatural lus-
ter, and his cheeks suggested fever to
the man of science, says the Detroit Free
Press.
"Ah, heavy cold, see" ventured the doc.
tor.
"Sure. Lungs as sore as boil ! can't
talk above whisper, and when cough I'd
rather be on a rack. But | want to be eX'
amined, and don't you overlook a spot or
place that is liable to be involved"
The doctor felt, listened thumped and
questioned. Just heavy cold was the YER
dict. Marrow escape from pneumonia, but
few days will put you all right again"
"Sure"
Certainly. What am | here for? Just
take your medicine and stay right in bed
until ! say You can move"
Say, doctor, look at me. Is there any
thing the matter with my brains? Honest
now"
Not thing. Your heads as sound as a
dollar"
"Thank Heaven! I'll tell ym why ask.
Two evenings ago | went to wedding re.
ception, on foot. Every time | crossed a
street | dove in over my shoe tops and
when | got there | was wet to the knees
BY the time reached home felt as though
| had jumped into the river. I'm sure was
very foolish, but do you know what
thought when l sent for you!"
"No."
"That must have water on the brain"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

The Best Prescription Is Groves
TasteleSs Chill Tonic.
The Formula Is Plainly Printed on Every Bottle,
So That the People May Know Just
What They Are Taking.

Imitators do not advertise their formula
knowing that you would not buy their medi-
cine if you knew what it contained. Groves
contains Iron and Quinine put up in correct
proportions and is in Tasteless form. The
Iron acts as tonic while the Quinine drives
the malaria out of the system. Any reliable
druggist will tell you that Groves is the
Original and that all other so-called "Taste-
less" chill tonics are limitations. An analysis
of other chill tonics shows that Groves is
superior to all others in every respect. You are
not experimenting when you take Grove's--its
superiority and excellence having long been
established. Grove'sis the only Chill Cure sold
throughout the entire malarial sections of the
United States No Cure, No Pay. Price, soc.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

Of Northern Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesot.
and Michigan, there are hundreds of the
most charming Summer Resorts awaiting
the arrival of thousands Of tourists from
the South and East,
Among the list of nearby places are Fox
Lake, Delavan, Lauderdale, Waukesha,
Oconomowoc, Palmyra, The Dells at Kill
bourn, Elkhart and Madison, while little
further off are Minocqua, Star Lake, From
tenac, White Bear, Mnnetonka and Mar
quette on Lake Superior.
For pamphlet of summer Homes fol
I900,p or for copy Of our handsomely illus
trated Summer book, entitled I'm The Lake
Country apply to nearest ticket agent OF
address with four cents in postage, Geo. II
Heafford General Passenger Agent, Ole
Colony Building, Chicago, ILL.,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
HE KNEW.

Teacher A man bought three
pounds of meat for SO cents, can of
tomatoes for eight cents and some po-
tatoes for five cents. Now, what does
that make?
Bright Scholar-soup.--Philadelphia
p1oAA
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
LIKE THE REST OF US.
BEFORE Marriage Everything Is Sweet
and Lovely, After We Get Down
to Earth Again.

George, dear" she said, night or two
before the wedding, according to Tt-Blts,
Id you think it possible that our love and
our married life can become the common
place, coldly practical love and life OF the
married people we see around us! on,
George, my heart would break ii thought
So"
''But it will not be So" said George, pas
sionately 1--WE love each other too tender
ly, too fondly for that. Our love, is not oil
the ordinary kind, my darling, and our lives
will not be so. All, no, my angel; that
can never be"
And the other day she said: II say,
George, how would you like pork for dinner
with apple sauce? You would: All right
then; and don't you forget that feeding
bottle for the baby. or III send you back
after it, and mind that you don't keep din
ner waiting"
And he, with falling.off Of the passion
of ten years ago, replied "Al right, Lou
and wish you'd sew button on the back
part of those striped trousers of mine;
you'll find them hanging over chair IL
our ROOM Don't have the pork as dry al
last time, and you watch the baby's cold
That watering of the eyes looks like measles
to me. There's my bus. Good-by!"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
HIS TREASURE.
An Incident of City Life ~hst shows
Up a Masculine Failing That
Is Universal.

Vanity seems to spring eternal in the mas
cuine breast, and the less it has to feed upon
the more it thrives, apparently.
One day, says the Baltimore News, a tramp
of high degree in vagrancy stopped before
the window of house at which two young
women were standing. He was tattered and
torn and melancholy looking to such an eX-
tent that he aroused feeling of deep sym
pathy in the hearts of the maidens who
looked down upon him as he stood gazing
intently at some object he held in his hand
81 wonder what he has, said the sentl'
mental one of the two, as she peered down
on him; "a lock Of some woman's hair,
shouldn't wonder"
"More likely a coin he's found; he looks
pleased" rejoined the practical one, scot
fingly, as she Unanswered for position that
would reveal the object TO her.
But it was neither they discovered. 1t
was just a bit of looking-glass, in which the
man was surveying his features with salts
fed air that told of his entire contentment
with his very rugged physiognomy:
Which shows, as was said at the beginning
of this story, that vanity springs eternaly
in the masculine breast just as curiosity doe;
in the feminine.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
STATE OF oulo, CRY or TOLEDO, ;,

bUNIS NUUNTIi
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that ne is the
senior partner of the firm OF +. j, Cheney
& Co., doing business in the city of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum OF One Hundred Dol
lars for each and every case of catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use of Halls Catarrh
Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day OF December, A. d.
1856. A. w. GLEASON,
Seal Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur.
faces of the system Send for testimonials,
free. +. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
No Better,

safer, or cheaper preventive against tn.
spread of Typhoid and Scarlet fevers, Meas
les, Small Pox, Malaria, Diphtheria, vege
table or insect poisons, and for the purifica'
ton of all cesspools, drains and outhouses,
is known than Bromo Chloralum, the only
odorless and non.poisonous disinfectant in
use for thirty years. A pint bottle makes
two and one-half gallons for regular use and
is the hest preventive known of bad odors
and catching diseases A descriptive book.
let and tape measure will be sent free to all
who send postal card addressed to Bromo
Chloralum Co., 81 Fulton St., New York.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
One Hundred Next.

Goodheart-He's always touching
me for a V or an Y.
Prudentz-Well, do you give it to
him?
Goodheart-Yes, and this morning
he writes for so.
Prudentz-What could you expects
Give a man cinch and he'll ask an
L.-Philadelphia Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

"There goes man." said Mr.. Sherlock
Holmes, who is completely under petticoat
government" "Of course YOU know some
thing about the mani" suggested the inter
ested interlocutor. "Never saw him before
in my life, replied the great detective. 1T
is all a part Of my art Perhaps you saw
him kick that dog just moment ago! Well,
at the corner. The inevitable inference is
that his wife is little bit Of a woman, and
that he is afraid to death of her."-Bostob
TRANSCRIPT.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
ryspc.ed AIiluacv with Ensiand.

II the United States and England should
form analliance, the combined strength would
be 90 great that there would be Little chance
Tor enemies to overcome Us. In like man
ner, when men and women keep up their
bodily strength with Hostetter's stomach
Bitters, there is little chance Of attacks from
disease. The old time remedy enriches the
blood, builds up the muscles, steadies the
nerves and increases the appetite. Try 1t.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Much Like Dcmosthenes.

"Woman," he said, "really ought to be
4 better orator than man."
"Why 500? she asked.
because" he replied, ITO certain ex;:
tent at least she follows the methods OF
that famed orator, Demosthenes; 900
"In what way" she inquired, still busy
with the finishing touches OF her toilet
"You remember" he answered, that De
mosthenes used to practice talking with his
mouth full of pebbles"
She hastily took the pins out OF her mouth
and informed him thai he was mean ole
thing anyway.--Chicago Post.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
UnweIcome Friendship.

"T want to say to YOU" roared the red
faced passenger, 'that am a friend to the
Beers, all the time"
"Well," said the slim passenger who was
in a corner of the car where he couldn't
escape, 81 hadn't thought much about it
but if you are with them ! am sorry fol
them myself. "-Indianapolis Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

hui 4NTVVI Il III WNuu I NuHN yVN
to marry again.
Wife-Why?
Henpeck-Then I'll feel sure that
there will be at least one person who
will daily deplore my death.-The King
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
WnuIIn,t Stnnd.

"My husband was badly cheated on
that horse he bought last week. The
man who owned him before said he
would stand without being hitched.'
"Wouldn't hep"
mo. He dropped dead the very
first time John tried him."-Chicago
Times-Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
SEE TO THE WALLS.
A Danger IN schoolrooms and How to
Prevent IL.

Owing to the gathering of so many diff
ferent classes of persons therein, the in
terror walls Of churches, schoolhouses, hos
pitfalls, etc, are apt to become repositories OF
disease germs unless preventive measures
are taken. These walls should always be
coated with a clean and pure cement, such
as klabastine, which is disinfectant in its
nature and more convenient to renew aud
retirt than any other wall coating. The first
cost is no greater than for inferior work
while renewals are more easily and cheaply
mazda
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

Fay-"That Miss Snapp is just hateful,
isn't she% May-"Yes. You were present
yesterday when she told me was the
homehest girl in our set weren't your
Fsy-"Yes, and | gave her piece Of my
mind about it afterward." May-"That was
kind Of you, dear; but hope you weren't
severe?" Fay-"Well, told her she ought
10 remember how sensitive you musb be
about it. "-Catholo Standard and Times.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
A victim nj JenIousy.

"Why did you break off your EN-
gagement with Miss Bertha?
Because her parrot was always
saying: stop that, George"
But what difference did that make 7
Your engagement was not secret.
But my name is not George. Tit.
Rits
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
&ifziz27 7S
Quietus.

Freddy Miss Smarte is a funny
girl. / met her the other day, and
when ] said hello she failed to re-
spond. She slipped off her finger ring,
and only looked at me kind of saucy
like.
Arthur-She supposed you took her
for telephone girl. You said hello,
you know. So she did what the tele'
phone girls do when they want to get
rid of you. Ring off, you know
Boston Transcript.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Sweet Cnnsnlement.

She--Oh. dear! found gray hair
in my head this morning.
He-You ought to be glad of it. II
your hair should turn gray it would
soften the effect of those wrinkles you
are getting.-lndianapolis Press
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

Customer-You made Il mistake IN
my prescription the other day. Ii
called for two grains of opium, and ]
got a small package containing mag
nesia.
Druggist-Are you sure about it?
Customer-Yes. Here is a duplicate
prescription from the physician. Now
the question is, who got the opium?
Druggist-Dear me, that's so; Ito the
prescription clerk James, who's deac
in the neighborhood?- Harlem Life.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

whats the charger" asked the court.
"The prisoner, your honor" replied the
officer, asked this man here what his father
was doing, and when told that the latter
was spy in the mint, without provocation
called the father mince pie"
Poor fellow" said the court. "An ex-
animation into his sanity seems almost un-
necessary. philadelphia North American.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

"Such ostentation never saw in my life,"
declared Mrs. Nugget, of Dawson City, after
her return from church on Easter Sunday.
What was it, my dear?" asked Mr.. Mug.
get, who had remained at home.
why, that odous Mrs Placer had her new
bonnet festooned with strings OF dried
beans"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Her COncIusIOn

81 do not write poetry for vulgar
consideration or pecuniary reward,
said the young man, haughtily.
81 see," said Miss Cayenne. ITS moi
a business with you; merely habit
Washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
The New Woman,

She is much like the old,
For they say-O, shocking!-
She sits on the floor
When she puts on her stocking.
Chicago Tribune.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Not Too Well Done.

Pepprey-No, I won't have anything more
for you. Your work last week displeased me
very much.
Laundryman-What's the matter; wasn't
it we'll done!
Eyes too well done. / like my shirts
rare. "-Philadelphia Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Her Particular Advantage

When, in case of strife. the politicians
wife
Desired, in her sweet, wifely way, to flout
him,
No common things she said, but he'd him
while she read
What opposition papers said about him.
Chicago Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Embittered Instruction.

"Pa, what is commercial rivalry?"
well, commercial rivalry is the way
your mother tries to spend what l
make faster than Mrs. Dash, next door,
spends what her husband Makes
Chicago Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

"William, why did you punish that
child?"
For irreverence, my dear; he called
me Billy"
"You were very inconsiderate, it
seems TO me; you always refer to him
as the kid."-Judge.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
DO Your Feet Ache and Durn.

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot Ease,
ppowder for the feet 1t makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy. Cures Corns, Itching,
Swollen, Hot, Gallons, Sore and Sweating
Feet. All Druggists and Shoe Stores sell
1t, DC. Sample sent FREE. Address,
Allen b Olmsted, LIE Roy. n Y.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
No Automobile.

City Man-So the automobile craze
has reached out here, has it? You
say this cart goes without horse.
What is the motive power?
Country Mani push tn. Y.
World
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

"Have you had vacation this summer,
Mr.. Cavil" asked Tenspot.
"Wel, my wife took me to the cemetery
once to see the grave OF her first husband, -
Iudoa
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
A Question In His Mind.

Don't you believe there is a Power
which governs mans actions?"
"Well, that depends very largely on
whether he's married or not."-Chf
cago Times-Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

"He acted quite well tonight" said Ham.
phat's friend, despite the fact that he was
sick" More probably it was because Of that
fact" remarked the critic. Because he
was sick?" Eyes. You see, he wasn't him.
self tonight. "-Philadelphia Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

Thorax-"Hullo, Howler out of work~
Hower-"Rather." Thorax-1 hear Carte
Dol is hard up for a tenor just now"
HowIer-"So am |, old man. s'pose you
couldn't p" Thorax =" 'Fraid moi"
Judy.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Prudent Forethoupbt.

maria, where are the chldren?'
'In the other room"
well, send them out of the house.
] am going to pull that porous plas.
ter off my back. Chicago Tribune.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

Prof Chas. p. Curd, st. Louis, Mo-, writes:
We unhestatingly attribute the recovery
and continued good health of our little boy
to Teethina (Teething Powders.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

''Poor man! suppose you've been
soldier, and had to have your legs am
putated?"
"Oh, no, lady, I'm a seafarin' man, an
l wunst 'ad a nargyment wiz shark"
Ally Sloper
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
No Danger.

"Hc sat on my joke
"That was safe"
"Safe?"
Eyes. There wasn't any point to it,"
Harlem Life.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Tn the ne.nined Poets,

Take heart, o We that sing to-day
And charm not-be content!
Who knows? Admitting people may
Form clubs when we have passed away,
TO find out what we meant.
Chicago Times-Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

An Atchison business man says that the
desire to look out of window is responsible
for half the failures in life. He says that the
people rubber too much; the working day is
short, and the man whose desk is near win.
dow spends great part of it in looking out.
l-Atchison Globe
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

All men are architects of fate; and prone
to perpetrate this sin
They want cupola on top, although thu
walls are dangerous thin.
Chicago Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
To Win Undying Fame.

Some day. to shift the small boy to an
earthly paradise, somebody will introduce
a fenceless baseball park and his fame will
last forever. Pittsburgh Times.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
LiyInu with Pam,

Young Harduppe won the love CT one
OF Milyun's pretty daughters,
And since she is his better half
He's moved to better quarters.
-Philadelphia Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

The only reason some persons pay their
debts is so that they will feel free to borrow
aCain.-N Y, Press
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
A Nece.,ary Moustro.ity.

Nephew-Aunt Minerva, do you be-
lieve in the new woman?
Aunt Minerva-Indeed / do. You
can't regulate some men at all unless
you scare 'em to death.-Indianapolis
journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

1t requires no experience to dye with
PUTNAM FADELEss DYES. Simply boiling
your goods in the dye is all that's necessary.
Sold by all druggists.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Faith and Unfaith,

every thing works in circles"
"What do you mean?"
'Why, Joe forks is such a skeptio
that he has lost his faith in skepti.
tssm. Puck.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

1t is not considered good form for red.
haired girl to ride white bicycle. This is
important and should be remembered
Danyille Commercial.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Not o Good Manager.

"And why don't you include him
among our successful citizens?"
He pays taxes and has served on a
jury."-Chicago Times Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

Much learning maketh a man mad" says
one proverb, and another says: "A little
learning is dangerous thing" so what are
you going to do about it?-Chicago Daily
News
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
a Blood
Trouble

Is that tired feeling - blood lacks vitality
and richness, and hence you feel like lag
gard all day and can't get rested at night
Hoods Sarsaparila will cure you because
it will restore to the blood the qualities it
needs to noursh, strengthen and sustain
the muscles, nerves and organs Of the body
1t gives sweet, refreshing sleep and imparts
new life and vigor to every function.
Felt Tired-"In the spring would have
no appetite and would feel tired and with
out ambition. Took Hoods Sarsaparilla in
small doses, increasing as i grew stronger.
That tired feeling left me and felt better in
every way" W. E. Baker, Box 96, Milford,
Ohio.
BE sure to get Hoods because
HOODS Sarsapas.ilLa
Is the Best Medicine Money Can Buy Pre-
pared by c. |. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

| do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump.
ton has an equal for coughs and colds
John f Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb.
Is, 1900.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

"IIow was Admiral Dewey's naval rank
reduced when he got married?' "He be.
came Mrs. Dewey's second mate."-Argo.
naut.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

The only reason why some people marry
is because the woman wants home and
the man wants servant.-Chicago Daily
News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
A Safe Inresfmenf.

Give pity to those who toll and weep,
For such to the Lord are lent;
And always remember that talk is cheap
And advice doesn't cost cent.
.-Iiidpa
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

1t sometimes happens that a man Of re-
sources is one who has ingenious methods
of contracting liabilities.-Chicago Daily
Naws
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Told the Truth for once.

Crimsonbeak-You know Mung'
chaussing?
Yeast-Well, | should say so!
"Well, we must give him credit fol
telling the truth once"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

Beauty married by bad complexion may
be restored by Glenn's Sulphur Soap
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, so cents.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22
Across the FootIights.

The singer his voice failed to gauge,
And the audience went frantic with rauge,
But the singer had grit
And kept on until hit
BY cabbage and knocked Off the stauge.
| Chicago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

Love in boat isn't apt to wonder how
deep the water is.-Chicago Democrat.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

The hen-pecked husband finds small con.
ISOLATION in the fact that she won't let any
one else nag him.-Chcago Democrat.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-06-22

All liars are not horse iockeys.-Chicagc
Democrat.