Barton County democrat., 1900-10-05
Exhibits Mt Paris.

Exhibits Mt Paris.
There Is a large exhibit from this country
at the Paris exposition which VIII prove
very interesting to all who may attend, but
no more so than the news that the famous
American remedy, Hostetter's Stomach Bit
ters, viii positively cure dyspepsia, indiges-
ton, constipation, biliousness and nervous
ness. To an sufferers Of the above com
surance that when honestly used a cure will
be effected. 1t also tones up the entire
system.
The Only Complaint.
tTWhat kind of climate have you here?"
cts fne,'' answered the resident. THE
only trouble is that the weather gets dis
couraged and quits too soon The summers
are too short to produce bananas and pine
apples, and the winters aren't long enough
to raise polar bears.2St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
To Cure a Cold I'm One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if itfails tocure. 25c.
Her Chief Alarm.
Goodness gracious" exclaimed the old
gentleman. this disturbance in China is
just awful"
..It is So" agreed the old lady. ''What
with all the natives fighting we're just
as likely as not to have a most distressing
tea famine this year."-Philadelphi Press.
I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton has an equal for coughs and colds
John F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb.
Is, 1900.
Don't Neglect Cough. Take Some Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar instanter.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Few delights can equal the mere presence
of one whom we trust tutterly.-George Mac
donald.
PUTNAM FADELEss DYES do not stain the
hands or spot the kettle. Sold by all drug
gists.
A great, big, overgrown book agent al
ways looks as if he ought to be at some
thing else.-Washington Democrat.
bright and sound, you will chew Whites
"Yucatan" Gum. Every confectioner sells it.
When Conditions Rule.-'Do you swear
or affirm" asked the clerk. .It depends
e9tirsly uB2I the REovSeatiSn %1p replied the
The Patert.H my daughter maris5 you
I wish her to live in the style to which she
hAs been accustomed. The Suitor-'"Ihat's s
Ill right, air; your home shall be ours!"-
Town Topics.
IT am surprised to see Ina De Kline on an
open automobile on such a raw, gusty day.
thought she was ve-y delicate" "She is,
poor sirli Tne state Of her health prevents
her doing anything she doesn't want to do
end eating anything she doesn't Ike. -
Town Topics.
She (artlessly)-"Wo Wouldn't you like to be
aS wO@sa sh He 9ysry far sens1I;1MS9, i1v; 1SS,5 iS
He (impassioned)-"B then I should
| not have the exquisite pleasure of loving the
most beautiful Of her sex."-Aily Sloper.
"Yes'm, we claim that's the best tinware
in the world; Just look at the condition of
| that pail" ''What about it 2" "That pail,
ma'am. was attached to the tail of dog
| who ran IL miles with it!"-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
'"Ihey say you used to be one of the fast
| est fellows OUT said one Jail bird. Yes, .
"and now I'm one of the fastest in."-Phal
adelphia Bulletin.
Hoodoo Removed-"This won't do" ex
claimed Mrs. Box, excitedly. there's I3 al
table" s.Never mind, ma" shouted little
Johnnie, II kin eat fur two" Stray Stories
those Foolish Questions-"Hello!" ex
claimed Mrs; Jay Ascum., What are you
pis,d, the long;-suffering Mr.. Outskirts. I'm
the new one down ?"-Philadelphia Press.
Mother (tearfully)-"We shall lose ou1
daughter: He is bent on marrying her,
Fatheu-"What makes you think so?'
Mother-''Why she sang and played te
him Yesterday, and here he is again to-day >