New-York tribune., 1900-07-19

Texas nuts. and thence they distributed all
the world London, Paris and Naples taking
large quantities Of them; they used almost al
together in the confectionery trade.
NOBODY KNOWS BUT MOTHER
Oh. where Is the lam that Aunt Mary made?
Nobody knows but mother
Who put & he nick & in pas ,I, razor o5,fa blade?
Where is the cherry pie hidden to-day?
What it Sis and her beau had 70 say,
While listened and then snuck away!
Nobody knows but mother
Who was it felt in pas pockets last night?
Nobody knows but mother.
why was Hobodg Eo o' knows S59gf but i2 mo5her Il "
What's in the letter she happeled 20 nndF
Why is pa tryin TO treat 'er 80 kind? -
What makes him jump and keep !2okn Def'li'o'
-oChicago Times Herald
arch Brown and Dave Owen brought into this
office yesterday" says The Franklinville On y
Chronicle" "a handful OF oats, upon the leaves
Of which the letter b showed quite plainly. They
claim that 1t Is peculiar characteristic OF all oats
to have this letter on the leaves. On each leaf
the letter is in the place, about the centre,
ard extends its full width It IS not noticeable at
first. but by close looking 1t may be discovered
Farmers will doubtless be told that this Is a sure
indication that Bryan will be elected
An Efficient Remedy.-Hsury E., Of Towson::
asks: viii cutting off dogs tail cure MN o.
Yes. IF you cut it of close enough 70 mis- ears
Baltimore American
For years the male residents OF Healdsourg' CaL-'
talked Of certain improvements the town needed
Nothing came Of the talk and then the women
took the matter up and formed Ladies Improve
rnent Club This organization has transformed
the place. having by it's active influence ana OF
ganized labors procured for the town municipal
water system municipal electric light plant, com
Portable seat In the plaza, tntelIGthle name
system for the streets sign boards with street
names at all corners and drinking fountain cos1-
ing $500 These improvements were brought about
without increasing taxes. except for the Two pur-
poses first named
Advice for Papa-Heurietta, Of Catonsy1Ile says; :
Ny papa objects to & my "a saIn1[h 1h Iate hour At
night he claims that ne cannot sep On account
Advise papa to sleep in the day dme--CBai'1rnore
American
Lightning recently struck barn IN Frederick
Township near Pottsviue, Penn. that was built IN
I74O and has been famous In local history since
the Revolution. The farm ON which 1t was then
located was owned by Colonel Frederick Antes.
.,d General washington with hts bodyguard. had
his headquarters there during the encAnprnehC al
Pottsgrove-
One Good Point-SIose-I prefer dogs 30 women
every time. When a dog kisses 20. yo' know ne
Pete-wa-aI. yais; but women g preferable to
dogs some ways-when a woman bites yo'' 20 DON I
git drophohia--tJudge-
Two very intelligent robins IN 4 Western town
recently bunt their nest the bell of the 1nde-
pendent Church. week after the trustees or the
church met and decided TO suspend services IN
definitely This proves that they keep posted On
the news of the day They also appear 10 have
the power OF corecasttng the future; for although
the trustees decided sell the bell Immediately
lawsuit Unexpectedly grew up out or the oec1Slon'
which Will postpone the sale for several months
Old Lady (pointing to elevated raIlroad)-where
- Civ Man Ihurriedty}-Afuost anywhere you
Old Iady-IAnd sakes! I thought they had 70
stay on the rans--CSew-YCrk Weekly.