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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13

.Young woman! Young woman-.'
sputtered the Savage Bachelor, whom
the Sweet Young Thing had stirred to
superindignation.
Is that all you can think to say? she
asked sweetly.
Is there anything worse to be said? ne
asked, and with that he felt much
consoled Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13

Removed From Evil Example.
Bobby, you must 60 to bed now"
"But, ma, 1t isn't time"
Eyes, 1t is. Your Uncle Robert and
your father are going to tell what bad
boys. they used to be at school."-Chi-
cage Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
A Monster Devil Fish

Destroying its victim, is o type OF Con-
stipation. The power of this murderous
malady is felt on organs and nerves and
muscles and brain. There's no health
till It's overcome. But DR.. Kings New
Life Pills are a safe and certain cure.
Best In the world for Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels. Only IS cents at
Fischer s. Co.'S. drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
Didn't Leak.

ut seems to me-" remarked the pros
pective tenant as he noted four inches
of water in the basement, that this
cellar leaks"
"Leaks? Not a bit Of It," spoke up
the hustling agent. "Why, that wa
ter's been there for a month, and not q
drop has escaped."-Philadelphia Rec.
Ord.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
initial

Reporter (who has interviewed" ev-
erybody but the laundryman in his
block on the Dreyfus verdict)-Well,
John, what is your opinion about this
wretched travesty IN justice known as
the Captain Dreyfus case?
John-Colla' 2 cen, towel TO- cen,
shultee 8 cen. Pay money when get
washee. No cledit.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
Secret.

Why will you not nnounce our en-
gagement, sweetheart?
Why Edgar, it is so beautiful to be
engaged secretly, as we are, without let
ting a single person know about 1t.
Every one of my friends envies me-
New York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. A70.]

LAND OFF1oE AT SANTA FR, N. NJ.
January Is, 1907
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof In support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
leo. on February 81, 1900, viz: Manuel Madril
for the lots /, 2, 8 and 5 and 20 4 NV X OF sec.
s. tip Is n, rec.
his c%ontinuous residence upon and culttva-
ton Of said land, Wis: =.
Estanisiao Sandoval, Of Galistep, y. NJ; Ju-
liam Varela, Of Santa Fe, n. M, Demetrio
A"' MANUEL r. OTHSo,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
THE pzcos SYSTEM.
Peoos Valley D Northeastern by.
Pecos b Northern Texas by.
peoos River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, in the way OF rates,
time and shipping c~onveniences. dood
water and shipping pens at all principal
points. uo
Excellent pasturage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line. /,
Full particulars promptly furnished
upon application to-
E.IfW. MARrrNpELL, d. II. NICHOLS,
Actg, g. r. 8 P. A. General Mgr
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad, N. NJ
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13

II the reader of this should chance to
know Of any one who is subject to at
tacks of bilious collie he a do him no
greater favor than to tell him of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1t always gives prompt relief.
For sale by A.. G Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
An Editor's Life Saved by Chamber
'lain's Cough Remedy.

During the early part of October, 1885,
l contracted a bad cold which settled on
my lungs and was neglected until
feared that consumption had appeared
In an incipient state. / was constantly
coughing and trying to expel something
which | could not. l became alarmed
and after giving the local doctor q trial
bought q bottle Of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the result vas immediate
Improvement, and after I had used three
bottles my lungs were restored TO theil
healthy state.-B. s. EDWARDS, Pub
Usher Of The Review, Wyant, III. Fol
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
A Trightful Blunder

Will often cause a horrible Burn, Scald,
Cut or Bruise, Bucklen's Arnica Salve,
the best in the world, will kill the pain
and promptly heal it, Cures Old Sores,
Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns,
all Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure on
eartn. Only 25cts. a box. Cure guaran-
teed. Sold by Fischer & Co. Druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
Personally
Conducted
| Excursions
To the Fast.
Via the santa Fe Route.

Via the Santa Fe Route.
Three times a week from Santa Fe
In improved wide-vestibuled
Pullman tourist sleeping cars.
Better than ever before, at lowest
possible rates.
Experienced excursion conductors,
Also daily service between Santa re
and Kansas City and Chicago.
Correspondence solicited.
Fl. S. LUTZ, Agent,
HE ATCHIsON, TOPEKA 4 SANTA FEE Rf.
SANTA FEE, N. NJ.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
No Company.

There was a man who travelled straight,
And never made mistakes, they say;
But he became, tits sad to state,
So lonely that he pinned away.
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
In the Golden Future

In the Golden Future.
Park Policeman-Kape out! Yez
can't come in here wild that horse!
The Other Man-Why not?
SITS agin the rules. How can we
kape the park clane an the roadways
smooth if we let the dirty baists In?
Dhrive out O. here now!"-Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
Entirely Too Jealous.

Biggs-Why did you shoot your
watchdog? Wasn't he any good?
Boggs-Too good. He refused to let
my wife's rich uncle come near the
house, and the old gentleman swears
he will disinherit us.-New York Jour-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
Nuts For Them.

Well, well! exclaimed the field cornet,
p,eering into the darkness. Here comes
another one of those British night at
tacks. They're getting to be chestnuts.
Exactly, replied the Boer general; so
we'll shell them.-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
CYNICAL sawhones,

Cynical sawbones.
"This," said the medical student, a.
the echo Of the boarding house gong re-
sounded through the corridors, 'fs
where we get our bone and sinew."-
Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13

Mrs. Bowers II don't like the way
Fannie acts. She Is extremely mannish
In her ways.
Mr.. Bowers lin surprlse)-Mannish..
Mrs. Bowers-Yes; every time she
goes shopping she m home com-
pletely worn out!-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
Incredible.

McJigger-That's the biggest lie ne
ever told.
Thingumbob-What? That he came
all the way from Pittsburg in ten hours?
McJigger-That wasn't the way he
put it. He said he came clean from
Pittahurg.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
Too Early.

Methusaleh was the Oldest man, said
the Sunday school teacher, but the Bible
makes no mention of an oldest woman.
Why do you suppose this is so?
guess, said little Robert, they didn't
have no chorus girls when the Bible was
wrOte.-NeW York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13

service. 1t is
| the hallenge
of church and
state. and
rarely is an
| swered. But
If that chal-
lenge were
| o FIFE r d to
Science how
often would
she forbid the
| banns, in the
interest of
wOman's
b e alth and
happiness,
Thousands
o h a ppy
maidens who
have looked
| to marriage as
| the consum-
| IN a n of
J their earthly
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
Tao Endurnhle.

MI. Konomize-You have got a great
deal Of wear out Of that broadcloth
Jacket, haven't you, love?
Mrs. Konomize-Yes; that's what I
don't like about it.-Ohio State Jour
nal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
anubbed For Fair.

He "a diAadent young tailor)-I'm sure
Miss De Courcey, l would be only too
| glad to press my suit, ii
She-Please don't talk shop, Mr..
| Snippington.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
No Charms for Her Over There

In Germany merchants are not per-
mitted to put up selling out signs unless
they are really selling out.
Dear me! What an uneXciting thing q
bargain rush must be over there!-Chi-
cage Times Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
The Easy Method.

The Wayside Missionary-Why 90
you drink that vile stuff?
Dismal Dawson-Cause It's the easiest
way TO git II down. / can't breathe II
KIN I?--Indianapoiis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
Traditional.

The Beers would rather fight than
eat.
II that so2 Well, the English are
good nghtera, but ! know they would
rather eat than hight.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13

"Wigsby strokes his nose as though
he loved It,"
Eyes, he's strongly attached to II,
O know."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13

"ff any ole present knows Of any Just
cause OF impeachment, why these two per-
sons should not be joined together In holy
matrirnony, let HIM now speak"
That is the challenge of the old marriage
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13

Stubb-This would be a fine place to
20 nutting.
Penn-Nutting in u theater?
Stubbs-Yes; there are peanuts in the
gallery, polished c%ocoanuts in the front
row and chestnuts on the stage.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
A Change.

He sat and sighed ere they were wed;
How long! How long! was what he said
Now they are m his money flies
How short. How short! he sadly cries.
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13

In tine Dim Cutures
Stranger--They are building a new
p~ostofice In Chicago, l believe?
Chicagoan-Oh, no; they're building .
very old one!-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13
A Big STOCK FARM.
Fine Horses to Be Bred In the Pecos
Valley,

Valley.
The management of the r. ]. Bodies
farm, near Francis, is making extensive
improvements this year, and in a short
time this property will be the model
stock farm of the Pecos valley. Abou
200 additional acres of alfalfa will soon
be sown and some sugar beets. Recent
ly a carload of fine blood horses were
shipped in from Colorado Springs, by
Mr.. Bodies, consisting Of stations, brood
mares and young stock. Some OF the
best strains of horse-biood In America
Is in the consignment, and hereafter
thoroughbred horse raising will be made
a prominent feature of future opera
lions. There is already a large herd OF
fine Hereford CATTLE on the ranch, and
| his latest addition of prize horse-1esh
| indicates THAT Mr.. Bodies will spare no
money or pains to make his Pecos al
ley property a leader among the many
| similar places therein.-Carlsbad Argus
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-13

81 think would 60 crazy with pain
we're it not for Chamberlain's Palm
Balm" writes Mr.. w. Fl. Stapleton,
Herminie, Pa. II have been afflicted
with rheumatism for several years and
have tried remedies without number, but
Palm Balm is the best medicine | have
got hold Of" One application relieves
the pain. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-10-05
MUST USE WIDE TIRES.
Provisions of an Excellent Law
Passed by the Progressive Leg
isIatOrs OF Massnchusetts.

The wide-tire law, passed by the Mas
sachusetts legislature through the eff
forts of the Massachusetts division OF
the League of American Wheelmen, pro-
vides that on and after January 1, 1902,
at shall be unlawful, except as pro-
vided in section 4 Of this act, to use
upon any road. street or way in this
commonwealth a draft wagon or cart
having tires of iron or steel, or OF any
substance equally hard, which are less
in width than one and one-half times
the diameter Of the axle, measured at
the shoulder thereof; but In no case
shall a tire more than four inches in
width be required. and wagons and
carts built with wooden or hollow axles
shall have tires not less IN width than
the diameter Of the axle, measured at
the shoulder thereof.
"This act shall apply to all wagons
and carts the axles Of which are two
inches or more in diameter, measured
as aforesaid, and TO all stage coaches,
tally-ho coaches, barges and other pas
senger vehicles not built to run on iron
or steel rails and constructed 10 carry
eight or more persons"
The fourth section states that the
act shall not apply to wagons or other
vehicles owned and used in the state on
January I, 1902. This is the weak
clause in the bill. putting of the best
effects Of the law for many years. The
penalty for violation of the law is a
fine not exceeding $780,
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-10-05

not be planted too closely together.
When evergreens crowd each other the
crowded portion is quite sure to die
out. leaving open spaces for the wind to
blow through. In setting out a wind
break, therefore, put the trees far
enough apart so that when they be-
come Of average size they will form
compact screen. In setting out small
trees one is always in danger Of setting
them too near together, whether they
be fruit trees or ornamentals. The III
Innate size of the tree must always be
kept in mind when setting it out. 1t Is
asserted by those who have had ex-
perience that a double row OF ever
greens do not afford so good a protec-
ton from the wind as a single row that
has grown up into a compact hedge,
since the double rows so shade some Of
the trees that they DO not grow we'll
In transplanting evergreens 1t Is i'm
portant to keep the roots from becom-
ing dry and to give plenty Of moisture
after setting. When the roots Of an
evergreen get thoroughly dried out its
chances for life are very small, indeed.
N. Y. Tribune.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-10-05
Advantages of Hay Caps.

At the present prices Of cotton cloth
a set of good hay caps a yard square
would sometimes pay for themselves in
a single season. when n wet spell
catches the farmer with a lot Of hay
nearly cured enough for the barn. tits
both provoking and a sure loss to have
a good crop of what should have been
good hay converted into bedding or
something worse than that, after one
has worked two or three days to get
It ct for the barn. Yet we have often
seen this happen. A cap yard square
will cover a good-sized tumble Of hay
or shock of grain, as II II does not
reach the ground It is enough TO have
the top well covered II the heap Is prop
erlv made. We have heard some say
that the hay would spoil by heating
under the cap. but we never have had
II do so.-Prairie Farmer.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-10-05
A Health Resort
At Home.

There is something very depress
ing i'm staying at some Sanitarium on
health resort, where ones companions
are fell0w-suilerers, and where the con-
versation naturally turns to the all
ments of ones self or of others
Avoid this, as well as the expense of
remaining, by trying the Compound
Oxygen Treatment. Investigate and
learn who have been cured, and what
they say of Compound Oxygen. You
can be treated at our office, OF you can
use the Home Treatment at your own
home. Consultation free. Send for
free book
DS. SIBRKEY & PALEN
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-10-05

Train leaves Moseley every saturday al
700 p. NJ. and arrive Farmvile 1910 T. VI.
Through tickets Oh sale ana paggas'
checked through.
T. NJ. r. TALCOTr. X. T. WILSON,
Receiver. Gen. Pass Agent
Richmond. va.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-10-05

It furnishes more al the price than any
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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-10-05
system of Selling Fruit.

Cooperative marketing of fruits
should be encouraged. The losses that
occur TO fruit men every time we have
a good crop of any kind Of fruit dis
courage the fruit growers. The guam
titles Of peaches that rot or the glut-
ted markets would bring pleasure to n
multitude of consumers. 1t is the hit
or-miss method Of distribution that Is
largely responsible for the losses. The
systematic distribution Of fruit will be
the forerunner Of better methods for
utilizing the surplus of fruit and Of
keeping 1t until it can be used by the
people.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-10-05
FrQHI5s. 3 FARM zEl
IMPROVEMENT.
EVERGREEN HEDGES.
A. an ETcctive Windbreak and n
Real Ornament to the Farm
They HIVE No Equal.

In planting eyergreens for wind
break. il is well to remember that the
best results are obtained when the
trees are closely brauched clear to the
ground. thus giving an upward curry
ing surface that seems TO turn the vino
upward. giving protection to building
even taller than the row OF trees. This
idea is shown in the cut. the dotted line
showing the direction Of the wind. If
the trees are not thick at their bases
the wind will not be thus DETECTED up
ward and the chief value of the hedge
as windbreak is lost.
And right here tits to be remembered
that TO secure an evergreen tree close
branched to the ground the trees must
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-14

demanded that the party should not
be made TO conform to the misshapen
condition in which any clique may find
Itself, but every faction should be made
to conform with the Republican party
as it stands nationally"
So an appointee of the present admin
istratioI-a close friend OF Chairman
Hanna, who carries a. letter from the
Republican chieftain admonishing Utah
Republicans to drop the silver issue
was called upon to draft the platform.
The Enquirer looked upon the docu-
ment and pronounced it good. 1t is
what the Provo administration organ
ordered. 1t endorses the administration
and all its policies without reserve 1t
gives mo endorsement TO the silver
heresy." 1t represents and approves the
gold standard-"the crystallized wisdom
Of Republieanism."
But what does Hammond mean by
standing on such a platform and pre-
tending TO he bimetallist?
Does he repudiate the crystallizeo
wisdom of Republicanism"
And is that consistency which has
been the boast of the Enquirer departed
from it?
Has it's "crystatlized wisdom" dis
solved?
Is the Enquirer alarmed at the hand
writing on the wall?
Why does it now appeal to voters in
these words: "If you believe in bimetal-
ism vote for Hon j. r. Hammond?
Let our Provo contemporary reperuse
it's own teachings:
1t has been repeatedly proven that it is
better to go down 10 defeat usnuhS
squarely for principles than to gain a
victory along lines not in accord with he
Dubicauism.
There was a manly ring in that. 1t
indicated an uprightness WORTHY Of a
better cause. The Enquirer was ON
mended for it's courage. Bat wha' has
since &C ne over it? Has it discovered
that the policy of the Republican party
cannot possibly win in Utah? Has it
decided to quit fighting squarely for
principles and join the trlmmers and
straddlers against whom it has SO long
inveighed2 Has it concluded to "firt
with the silver sentiment of the vest
as the Tribune has done TO the disgust
of decent members Of all parties? Has
it gone back on 'the crystallized wis
dom of Repubiicanism"
Or is it trying TO help Hammond to
deceive the voters of Utah that he
may obtain their support under false
pretenses as Shoup bunkoed the people
of Idaho?
The Enquirer ought to take a reef in
barasx- -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-14
REFORMS NEEDED AT HOME

The great and good men Of Eng
land. the wise and pious of all de-
nominations, have signed and circulated
a circular in England which calls the
people Of that war-cursed land to re-
pentance. In part, the eeistle says;
In our nation the prevalence of the sins
of drunkenness, gambling. covetousness
pride and disregard of his law bring dis
honor 20 the holy name of Christ we bear
ana are evidences that masses Of our pop
1latlon are departing from the living
Cod. Worse STILL in the church of God
itself, or which he said, I'VE are the light
OF the world, We are the salt of the earth, -
elI-llha oe woridhness, harsh judg-
n1ent OF others discussions. disobedience
20 our Lord and his word have too often
terribly marred the testimony which the
church was intrusted to give.
This, then, is the superior civiIiza-
ton from which the Bible-reading,
God-fearing Beers shrink! This is that
higher morality which the ignorant
burghers consider concentrating! This
is the Christianity missionary Eng
land would carry TO the Transvaal!
This is the light that Mr.. Bull would
send to back up the sword in the dark
places Of the earth. Why not pluck
out the beam before going to war
over a neighbours mote?
That this is not a sectarian circular,
a petition Of creedal cranks, is shown
by the list of names which follows the
recital Among the signers are Earl
Nelson, Viscount Halifax, the Rev.
Thomas Sturgeon and clergymen
representative Of all shades of opinion
in the Church of England as we'll as
of most non-conformist churches,
every one of whom believes that Eng
land isa typical Christian missionary
among nations.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-14
SOCIETY NOTES.

Mrs. ]. w. Neill has returned from
Denver.
Mrs. c. B. MARYLAND has cards out
for next Tuesday afternoon.
The meeting Of the Cleofan next
Tuesday will be an open one. Mrs.
Cora II. Eldredge viii give a paper
on Oriental art with illustrations and
a display of Oriental furnishings. A
number of guests have been invited
o g q
Mr.. Truman, who has been visiting
his sister, Mrs. Montague Ferry, leaves
today for his home in Michigan
g g @
san Diego Union: A most en-
iovable musical in honor of Mr..
and Mrs. W. L. Pickard Of Salt
Lake city, was given al the Fifth
Avenue by Mrs. o. 7. Carlson of Salt
lake City and her niece, Miss Dale of
Nebraska. on Wednesday evening. The
narlor was tastefully decorated with
creeping vines and pretty flowers,
which added much TO the attractive
ness of the occasion. The musical pro-
gramne was unusually elaborate for
an occasion of the kind, consisting Of
both vocal and instrumental selections