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do like him, oh, so much! I was in his
neighborhood last winter and he was
80 nice to me just couldn't help fall
ing in love with him."
''Now, Miss Cora" Buck Darden,
who sang alto, protested, 'it's a plumb
shame you're talkin that way! You
know this is the Dancy Glee club-at
least it's goin to be as soon as he's
nominated"
Dancy pretended to whisper "Don't
mind me, boys" he said. "'Twas
ever thus from childhoods hour If
Miss Cora is in love with this fellow
Page, I'll get out Of his way at once.
What do [ care for nominations if
can't have herY
"You are the beat Of ALL" Miss Hill
calculated, pretending to sit farther
from Dancy. The other three laughed
aloud. The procession had turned into
the grove, and here was the grand mar
49,
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TE&O LET--In a most beautiful location on
A Prospect hill overlooking the city, corner
Ashmont and Beacon streets; house brand
new having Just been compile led has bath and
all modern cOnVenlenees. Apply to GEO. w.
BROWN or i. M LEIGHTON, 90 Exchange
street. 2OI
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CITY OF SOUTH PORTLAND
Notice to Contractors.

CEALED proposals for building the Stanford
- street sewer in South Portland viii be re-
ceived by the Committee on Sewers, at the City
Offices, South Portland, until Wednesday, July
25th 1900, at 5OJp m. Plans and specifca-
tons may be seen at he Office of C. W Fem,
civil engineer, II Exchange street. Portland
Maine. BIDS should be mTked proposal for
Building Stanford Street Sewer South PORT
land" and addressed to the Committee on
Sewers. City of South Portland. who reserve
the right to reject any or all bi s, should they
deem it fer the interest of the city so TO do.
CHARLES j. TILTON
Chairman Committee on Sewers, City Of South
Portland, Maine. ly23d2t
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MONEY TO LOAN-On first and second
NJ mortgages on real estate life insurance
policies. household goods or any good col
lateral security. Notes discounted at short
notice. w. F. CARR, Room A. oxford Build
ms jly12d4w
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DOARDERS WANTED-At the FTegPOItV
ID House, Freeport Me-, 20 miles from I'm, PORT oiI
land, on the Maine Central X. II. ana ten mn
Ftas walk to steamboat landing, good table,
GOOD clean airy rooms good driving, s. to 81
Der week. address #. r. LIBBY, Prop, free
port Me.
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REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

LlewelIYn M Leighton to George d.
tombstone Of Portland, for 81, land in
Coyle park.
Peter &. Bradley of Lisbon to Edward
buddy of Portland for 81, two-thirds lie
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terest in land and buildings on southerly
side of Monument street.
William r. Thorndike of Portland to
Louisa j. Winslow, ct al, of Portland,
for 81, one-third interest in land and
buildings on the corner of Green and
Cumberland street, Portland.
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3 g g 50 g 30 50
IL - 9'Eeaz~.- gser..- s5@ys-sn IS
NAR|NA'S !. !.
"A "A AAA IA ~
DECLARATION Of !: >
INDEPENDENCE. !; ; ;
COPYRIGHT, 1899, BY
MARTHA MCCULLoCH WILLIAMS.
s. g 50 So g Sc /!

Nv ~ 40 SSU W. tSS SSeD
/ let the old one run it. We're off the
same piece, you see. There'd be rows
sure if we both staid here. The old
one has got sense, though. She never
crosses me, no matter what / do"
Commonly, you're up to a good
many things" another voice said.
John Mimms laughed Marina could
imagine his triumphant leer as he an
swered
''Wel, a few, specially about this
barbecue. The very last Of them is the
slickest too. Say, do you know that
yeller niger Joe up at Grace's sta
bleY
Il do that! Keenest sort Of rascal.
What about him?" the other voice
questioned. Again Mimms laughed.
"Nothin much" he said. "Only Joe's
comm out today to show Mr.. Page the
way. Page is a stranger in these parts,
you see. He's got his own buggy. Dev-
ilish good span to it too l called on
him last night at the hotel. Guess what
he was doinY'
The other man muttered inaudibly
John Mimms ran on: "He was fxin
what he called a handy copy Of the
Declaration-shee he had got some
fool to print for him in big type. Said
man couldn't carry big, heavy books
when he had to travel in light marchin
order. / told him he was right. 1t was
a good idea. had a good idea too"
"Then, you went and saw Joe9 the
other man said significantly.
Mimms chuckled audibly. IT don't
tell all do" he said. "But 1 sorter
think there's trouble ahead for Mr..
Leslie Page. I don't believe he'll read
the Declaration after ALL
The other man echoed the chuckle.
AS Mimms ficked his horses forward
Marina caught the words: Wayne
county don't like to be fooled It's near
half for Dancy now If this paper
works right, why, he'll go through the
convention with bells on"
The procession began to form at
Eton's store, where the big road dipped
to the spring valley. Flute and fddles
led it, playing Lexington" as for life.
Then came folk on horseback, solid
men, small boys, small girls and very
young women; after them the buggies,
each with its prancing span; next the
carriages and barouches and, last Of
all, a dozen farm wagons full Of tidy
colored people and good things for din
ner. The grove at Bear Spring was
alive with other colored folks, laugh
Ing, chatting, happy in the thought Of
seeing and hearing everything and
making many an honest penny by tax
ing care of horses and waiting on the
white people.
The Mimms carriage, gay with bunt-
Ing and wreaths of summer flowers,
was slightly crowded by the glee club,
which sang five strong. The back seat
was given up to young Dancy and Miss
Cora Hill, the soprano. Her white
swiss muslin frock was gay with red,
white and blue ribbon. Indeed she was
throughout a sort Of symphony in ma
tional colors, having crisp red hair,
bright blue eyes and a very white skin.
She was, further, light and airy and, in
her own mind, a coquette.
''Ill sing with you, but I'll Iectioneer
for Mr.. Page" she said to Dancy. II
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ZOE SALE.

An ot rartive, compact, two story
frame housc, seven rooms and bath,
amp e ciOtct roo "A an steam hrating
throug houf, IA goo rep tr, umob-
strnctcd san .htne. gtiden, lot 100 n
'front.', % fc. deep. b1gecM mlnu les walk
from city HAN, $500. Must have
qul elk sale.
BENJAMIN SHAW a co.
ily.3 l2w
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nor SALE House AMI cottage lots for sale
al Willard Beach. Choice location. hn&
view of the ocean. For te ms and Particular
INQUIRE of n. 4. WILLARD. Beach street.
Willard, Me. ilyl2dim
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WANTED SITUATIONS.

Forty words inserted under this head
one week for 25 cents, cash ia advance.
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE AT SOUTH
IA PORILAND-Iher never was tim(
when such trades could be bought IN Souts
Portland real estate as at present VIII sell
houses with good lots IN good neighborhoodl
with most modern improvements at tprces ial
below anything ever offered before. HOuseH
street. $500; mouse, Shawn ut street, Sl0ot
house. Front street el000 house. Parker Lane
$500; lot Of land, Broadway, Sl0o; lot at Cash't
Corner. l0Ox400 IT,. $780, 4 also have some Of
the most desirable building lots at South Port
land the prices ranging from 500 to $500, al 10
pest part of village where property IS mproY
Ing Ia value each year. ANY person wishing 2
p ~ a building lot can pay one dollar per week
u desired. This is q rare opportunity Tor o4s
w iShing 70 secure lot that win increase ~
value each year. The undersigned will II d.
sired, give The names Of parties who have Win
IN the last dozen years made from ono to iWs
hundred dollars TN one year on los that cost pa
little above one hundred dollars The publt
must remember ih1t in buying lots at Soui9
PORTLAND IL is NOT like going ont of town winery
some Spectator has bought up q farm aug
divided the same INTO building lots at a point
removed from stores, post office, church, neiga'
Dors, sidewalk. sewers and many other PRIV.
le1es that are enjoyed by a resident st sou'a
EQrtand. For plans, etc. call on f. II. AW
FORD, 3i5a Exchange street mari+u
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rT LET-Nice 6 roomed furnished cottage
4 for season at s45, never rented before less
than 800 beautiful location great bargain.
present occupant wishes to move to the city
and viii rent low. Apply at Once, l. M.
LEIGHTON, SO Exchange ST. 2+tf
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WAN TED-Recruits for the o. S. Marine
Corps. able-bodied, sober men. between
q and So Years old, fine chance for service on
shore In China, Philippines, Gu m. Alaska and
Puerto Rico and en- board ship in every part of
the world. Apply 203 Middle ST., Portland and
10 Harlow ST., Bangor, Maine. ily19dtaug31
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COTTAGE TO LET-One of the best cottages
y on Great Diamond Island, can be had after
August 1st for balance OF season; rent reason
aple. Apply at the JAMES BAILEY CO., 264
Middle street, 23-1
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w WILL BUY household goods or xtore
fixtures OF any desert tion, or win re-
ce1ve the same at our auction rooms Tor
ss1e on commission, GOSS & WILSON
st urecet,oneers l54 Middle street. corner silver
teb3-tf
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- - silver knob. with iuitials II. II. n 1870
Flnder VIII please leave at this office and re-.
ceiye reward 20
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E0R SALE-lIouse with Il rooms and about
Also house lots adjoining, In East Deering at (
bargain by GEO. W. ADAMS, l0e ExchanN
st. Executor of the estate of the late Beniamaa
Adams. 3u
DOR SALE-On Great Chebeague Island
house, 10 acres land, fifteen fruit trees few
minutes walk from Littlenelds landing VIII ha
sold cheap Enquire 288 COMMERClA SIs
Portland Maine. my5dh
nor SALE--A fine cash business inllye man,
utacturing town. All fresh goods and tnl
KIND that don go out of style no competitlo9
1nls Is tine opportunity for one or two llvl
men. Price twenty-nv hundred dollars w
M. STAPLES, Bridgton, Me. SlA
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WANTED Statesmen for New York and Bal
" timore house. SWEIT'S HOTEL, II t.
21 Temple street. Ask for Mr.. Keller from 8
to y a. m. and 1 to p. N. Pill
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FaF and Go8e rS3 aoov e0rs sepaTe
and side room, second floor adjoining bath,
sunny situation. 200 feet from Park street,
Congress Park 231
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nor SALE-House OF 10 rooms ana hatn
4 steam heat, hot and cold water. with All
modern cOnyeniences. in first class repair d.
sirabIe location. western part, north OF Snrinc
ST., handy TO cars, first time Offered, 5000 feef
land, price $4,000. W, II. WALDR0N & co CO..
$50 Nj Idle st. 24-l
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SUMMER BOARD.

Forty words inserted undor this head
one week Sor 20 celAtgy cash in aavence:
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ITO Furnished rooms centrally located,
4 with bathroom Oh same floor. at II
MYRTLE ST, opposite City Hail. 23-l
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MAINSpRINGl. 75c,

The best American MainsDrings made %
the Elgia and Waltham companies. Warranted
for one year. MCKINNEY the Jevelsr,
Monument Square fly.oiu
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EOR SALE The only available LOT Of land
on the Western Promenade, located 30.
tween the residences OF Hfessors. Garland aud
Conley. Also nrstcass furnished cottage
stable and land at Willard Beach. Apply
10 TRUE BROS No. e9f Fore street. 3l-u
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FOR SALE.

Forty words inserted under this head
one week for rs CENTS cash in advance
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Forty words tnsex ted under this head
one week for 20 cents, cash INA advance.

no LET-Rent OF rooms aud bath, new
i house, all the modern conveniences, on the
line Of the eleetTfcs. Inquire at 70 OCEAN
AVE. WoodfQrds Nl
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FEMALE HELP WANTED.

Forty words inserted under this head
one week for IS cents, cash in advance.
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COTTAGE to let one of the pest on Great
" Diamond Island can be nad after August
1st. for the balance of season, rent reasonable.
A ply at The James Bailey Co.'S. 264 Middle ST.
23-1
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. as bookkeeper or office
" assistant by young lady, some experience
on Remington typewriter. not a stenOgrapher.
Address OFFICE WORK, Argus Office. 24-1
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ITO RENT-Detached house. rooms and
j. bath, cemented cellar, 10 good order, tive
minutes walk from Monument square. JOHN
K. GREENE , 461 Congress street 23-l
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WANTED-An able bodied man who under
W stands farming III )r0ughly. between the
ages of p and IS, and who comes well recon-
mended. Apply to NORMAN TRUE, Register
of Deeds, City Hall. 3-.fIw*
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VWANTED-Men and women to learn the
~ barber trade. Wages while learning.
Splendid opportunity offered. Good positions
secu ed everywhere. New students enter
daily. Railroad ticket, lodgings trial, too's
and catalogue free. Address HALLS BAR
BER SCHOOLS, 725 Washington ST., Boston.
1871
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WANTED-By an established. well rated
W hrm, scheme or speciality men to sell an
exceedingly attractive and saleable line
Special terms and unique Inducements. HigA
priced men investigate. BOX 432, Detroit,
Mich. Oil
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LOST AND FOUND.

Forty words inserted under this head
ons week for 25 cents, cash n, advance.
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XNANTED-Sum boarders at Deer
w Wander farm good table. pure spring
water. fine view OF White Mountains high and
quiet near R. Il. station, brooks and ponds,
tern moderate. GEO. II. RANKIN, East
Hiram Me. ~
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WANTED-Sma farm, suitable for market
w gardening, near some city. Portland pre-
B. DESMOND, Letter Carrier for b. Portland,
NAME. ISL
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Z OST-On afternoon July 10th between cor.
- ner OF Cumberland ana Pearl Sr a,
through The Park, ladies' dark pocket book
CONTAINING quite sum of money. Finder vii
confer great favor on poor woman by leav
ing 1t at II PEARL S1., and receive reward.
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Congressman Page is serving his sec
ond term and likely to serve others.
His wife is young and beautiful and
her name Is Marina. People who know
say that the pair are easily the hand
soonest and the happiest couple In
Washington.
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wANTED-MALE help.

WANTED-Reliable man for permanent
" position as night watchman. Apply wit
employers to MANUFACTURER, P o. Box
$40. Portland 23l
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nc IET-Large furnished trout room with
alcOve gteam heal gas, privilege OF bath
room. Inquire torenoons at 10 ELLSWORTH
HT. oil
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summer Board at "Highland Farm. .

0UHH5I IIOaI U az 1IIe M IIV I N III
Fort Hill Read. High location, fine view, new
house, large rooms. pure water fresh berries,
vegetab MS eggs and milk miles from r. h.
station at GOrham For further particulars
address MRS. MELVILLE JOHNSON tor
ham, Me- Jly7d3w~
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NORTH WINDHAM, ME-, Lake house now
IN open for The season of 1900 quiet location,
supplied with unexcelled mineral water, good
bass and salmon fishing, very desirable rooms,
rates reasonable. correspondence SQUEEZED. Il.
s. FREEMAN. Prop. JelSd8W
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NOUND-Gold lOcket with initials on ir
Owner can have same BY proving properfv
an az paying char ges. f. e. PICKENS, NJ. &.
A's ~ Se'A oAVp5s 24-I
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kNOh SALE-New ladies' bicycle, a Cnaran.
teen mp 10 date wheel for S20 and s25; a
beauty dealers charge S35 ana $40 for same
cash or inStalimcnt Cal and see them or 90.
dress 10 WASHBURN AVE. city. ISL
III ORSE FOR SALE-Weighs fourteen hun.
"a dred and nifty pounds. years Old, sold
TO- no fault Apply az 240 COMMERCIAL 81
ISL
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OSI-Of Poriland Head Light, large yacht
n awning. Reward. Notify REFS K. 20
COZ Atlantic Ave. Boston, Mass 2o-i
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TO LET-A first-claSs second floor rent of
eight rooms, at 1913 Cumberland St. with
bath and modern cenyeniences and sun all day
also furnished cottage of six rooms, at Forest
City Landing, Peaks Island. with full view of
White Head. Apply to TRUE BROS, 1874 Fore
ST., Portland. Me. jlyl1-u
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NJ OTICE-GOss g. Wilson. aucfioneers. re-
Silver St drf
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WANTED-Drug clerk, six years experience
W prescription aud manufacturing, wishes
perm lnent position, speaks French and Eng
lish obliging and not afraid of work. Fl.
BLAIR, 8 Brook ST., WaterVille, Me. 24-1
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NOTICE-C s. belong. contractor and
~ builder; lobbing promptly attended to;
estimates given houses for sac and to let
mortgages negotiated. also care of properly
Carpenters shop 2e4 Federal St. Call or
write Sc EXCHANGE ST. ONCE hours Oil a.
M anu from 1-5 p. n. Telephone 1912.
mar3fdH
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r OST--Watch fob with PHI Beta Kanno
- .charm. Finder viii be rewarded bv leav
ing the same at 126 FREE S /. or this ofiee.
2O-1
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WATCH REPAIRING and am kinds OF 0ne
" 1eGelry work is my speciality and my 20
years experience with W. +. Todd is a guaran-
tee OF best work at reasonable prices. III your
watch or cock needs cleaning or repairing
bring them TO me ana / will put them in first
class condition. GEORGE W. BARBOUR ass
Congress ST.. opposite City Hall 26U
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HE EXPLAINED n.
The Man whe Doesn't KNOW Aay-
thing About Golf Defines .
Term OF the Game.

What do they mean by two up IN golf?''
she asked as she put down the paper she had
been reading, says the Chicago Times.
HUH" be exclaimed, In a startled way,
for he knew about as much about golf as
he did about throwing the boomerang. Still,
no man is going to show his ignorance of
sports to his wife.
What do they mean by two up?" she
1.-TWO up" be returned. "Oh, yes, of
course. Well, you've heard of topping a
Certainly"
.''Well, when you top ball, naturally
it's up"
Il don't quite see"
Don't see!" he interrupted. "The top
is always up, isn't it? You never saw the
top at the bottom, did you?"
'1No-o-o."
well, there you are. It's plain as day.
When you top ball it's one up and
when you top two balls, it's two up. Now,
don't bother me any more"
But what is topping ball?" she per-
sisted.
Good heavens how ignorant you are!"
he exclaimed. why, topping ball is
knocking it SO high that it never comes
down. / should think the expression sone
up would make that clear TO you."
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CURE SICK HEADACHE.
WERE MEN OF FEW WORDS.
They Managed Pretty Well, However,
TO Make Themselves I'm
derstood.

There is little settlement of New Hamp-
shire people in Kiowa county, Col. Among
other things they brought with them the
New Hampshire aversion to using any more
words in conversation than are absolutely
necessary, says the Philadelphia Record.
Two OF them met on the road recently and
INDUCED in the following dialogue:
'Mornin', ST."
'Mornin', Josh"
~What'd you give your horse for bots?"
Turpentine."
'EMornin'"
''Mornin'."
A few days later the men met again, and
here's the way hard luck story was told In
mighty few words:
'Mornin', 81"
4'Mornin', Josh"
-'What'd you say you gave your horse for
bots."
"Turpentine"
KILLED mine"
mime, too"
s'Mornin'"
'Mornin'"
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Fee for Bank Directing

A stranger got of the car, and, aceosting
a newsboy, asked him to direct him to the
nearest bank
This way" said the "newsie," and, turn
ing the corner, pointed to skyscraper Just
across the street
Thank you, and what do 1 owe you?"
said the gentleman, pulling penny out Of
his pocket.
"A quarter, please"
"a quarteri Isn't that pretty high for
directing man to the bank"
You'll find, SIR" said the youngster,
'that bank directors are paid high In Chi
cago.-Chicago Tribune.
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Best for the Bowels.

No matter what ais you, headache to q
cancer, you viii never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without a gripe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back.
Casearets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up IN metal boxes, every tablet has c. c. G..
stamped on it. Beware of limitations.
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DON'T BEGIN.


Don't begin to grumole:
Don't begin TO fret,
Things. maybe. are tiresorne,
They II be brighter yet!
Don't begin to fancy
Yours q grievous load:
There's . bigger burden
Just across the road.
Don't begin to worry
Over what they say"
Take your task and do II,
That's the better way.
Don't begin to envy:
Jealousy is blind:
Keep the smiles before you,
Fold the scowls behind.
Don't begin to wander
From the narrow road:
Those alone are happy
Who can walk with God
Downward. ever downward
Falls the slope of sin:
Stopping is not easy;
Therefore don't begin
London S. S. Times.
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To BE Concise

Young man." said the editor to the
umn story which could have been told bet
ter in ten lines, when man discovers his
house is ablaze he doesn't go to the window
and tell the passers-by that half an hour
ago what threatened to be terrible eonfa-
grafton broke out in the upper story of the
palatial mansion occupied by Mr.. Jeremiah
Dickens He simply rushes to the front,
and shouts: 'Firep Be concise, young man"
st. Louis Republic
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The Grand Finale.

Ida-Yes, the chorus ended up with 900
voices.
May-AH singing the last Line: ~And stin
his heart was truep'
'tNo; 20 sung: And still his heart wa.
true and the other 80 joined in with
Rats Chicago Evening News.
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Two Canals Binding Atlantic.

It is asserted that the future viii see two
canals binding the Atlantic to the Pacific
ocean. The value Of such connection cannot
be too highly estimated. 1t viii bring added
prosperity to the nation, as surely as Hos
letters Stomach Bitters brings health to the
dyspeptic. If you cannot get rid of your IL
digestion, constipation, dyspepsia or bilious
ness try the Bitters, and never accept any
thing IN place of it if you wish to get well
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hopeless little quaver in his voice "I can't
understand IT, Why do the women have
their skirts made ten inches too long, and
hold them ten inches too high?'
For he had not yet learned the folly of at
tempting to understand the eternal femi-
nine.-Baltimore American.
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Safe There.

Goodheartl think you ibeled that
friend of yours from Chicago. / took him
out to lunch to-day, and he didn't eat with
his knife at all
Sneerwell-That's strange. What did you
have to eat?
Oyster stew Philadelphia Press.
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"Ah," he unused; $50 Gen. Shootemup il
dead. Sic transit gloria mundi."
But he died on thursday" responded the
person, who was densely materialistic and
did not know classical quotation from .
sardine label.-Baltimore American.
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The wise man, under the impulse of re
morse, kicketh himself; but the fool soak
eth himself-Puck.
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A Draw at the Very worst.

Pepprey-That was fierce fight you had
with Gussie- He claims he licked you.
Cholly-Oh, the boastahi It's twue, he
wumpled my cwavat dweadfuly, but when
it was all ovah his collah was fwightfully
wilted.-Philadelphi Press.
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Each package OF PUTNAM FADELEss DYES
colors either Silk, Wool OF Cotton perfectly.
Sold by all druggists.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1900-09-28
Sure of His Joh.

Magistrate-What is your business?
Witness agent for my
eight grown-up daughters!-Fhegende