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The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

Beat four Eggs with . bali pound
of Glfisd sugar tlll quite smooth, cut
half a pound Of ahs.isd almonds In
pisesa. bat do not pound them. Mis-
ihsm with the sRgs and sugar and
as much -four - wiii form = dough.
Roll out the dough about an Eighth
Of an lneh thick cut ia fancy shaIss
aud bake on buttsrsd tins In . med
crate osen~-iadiss' Hogsa.
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ANOTHER VIEW or IT.

Clsrk~l've been In your employ for
many years, sir. and as was married
yesterday I'd like an increase In my
salary,
MoneybnRs-But my dear cir. this
house II not responsible for accidents
happening to Its employeS.-Chlcago
Inter Ocehn.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

"Ah. but YOU have a loving husband,
Mrs Slmms, | remember before your
marriage he said he would move heav-
en- RHd earth for you"
81 remember; bat now that We q
married he won't even condeSe- Z TO
move the dresser so that may sweep
beneath II. Chicago Daily News.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

lie was inclined to be facetious.
~What quantities OF dried grass you
keep here. Mrs, Stebbinsl Nice room
for a donkey TO get intol"
Make yourself AT home" she re-
sponded with sweet gravity ni,s,
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

wIfe--Let me send for Dir. Killman.
You said some one recommended him
highly.
Sick HusbAnd-~I don't want him,
dearest. The man who recommended
him IL an undertAker.-Harl Life,
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A IIumdYum EsIs,saes,

Mae-IneE seems 10 unhappy since
her marriage.
Ethel-No wonderl Her husband
la such poor spirited creature that he
agrees with her In everything She's
just dying for some one TO quarrel
with. ". Y. Journal.
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Condensed Tragedies.

what do you think IL the saddsst
work of Action you ever read2"
"The cook book. answered the young
woman who had not been married very
long. mot more than one In ten ot
those pieces come out Wash.
inRton Star
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Heip wanted.

Mistress Ito new cook i shall 20 20
market with you on Wednesdays and
Saturdays.
New Cook-All roight. mum. Hat
who'll he afthrr carryln' the marketin'
on other days. mum7--ChicaRo Daily
News.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

Maud--what an eHqulsltely dainty
little case you are smbroideringi Is
II for jewels7
Wen. no. Hut you see. poor.
dear Harry has nothinR 10 keep his
pawn tickets Ini--N. Y. World.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

shrswd Deacon ahead. guess
you'll not catch me mapping.
Tfadsr-I don't know about that. II
I'm TO Judge Of what saw In church
last Sunday .--DetoTit Free PreaA.
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IianaIIr ihr Case.

'The man you hear singing about .
Home on the Ocean Wave. the arst
night on shipboard." said the Observer
OF Events aud Things. "ths next day IL
apt to look bomesick. - Yonkers
Statesman
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

charlss-Is your girl opposed to your
smokinR7
ClartBee--1 think shs must bs. Every
night when ! come away from her
house ! find two or three broken cigars
In my vest pocket STRAY Stories.
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IN. ana. nanh.iar.

Ysast-Tbsy say that women have
discovered . way Of seeming TO be al
ways young; do you know what II ia7
Crlmsonbeak--Yes; lying Yonksrs
Statesman.
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ws da ~
a. Fzf2k7 siaSsa %
An uaexpectea RetoFt.

- preached this morning." re-
marked coneeited parson. ito . con-
gregation in which idiots comprised
the majority"
Yes" reioined the young lady to
whom his remarks were addressed. ~
noticed you frequently called them
beloved brethren Chicago Daily
Newa.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

Wash wsII 0ns ezpfai Of rice. put
II In sn sgats pan sith three pinta 0f
milk; ss. IL simmer three hosrs: beat
lt esIl; add salt; pour into moids.
Serve with . rich fruit saaes.-PeS-
ple's Home JoufEaL
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03
FsmIaIas sasaei,y.

Mother--Do you think that young
Perkins has any intention whatever Of
marrying your
Daughter -- Not the least In the
world, mammal That is why ! feel No
sure Of getting himi- Puck.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03
A a.,., Fu..rs 4. ylsw.

@Eeiselsss pnsanatie tires are pat
o. rocking chairs now."
~Wells les ~ be patient; maybe they'u
get aroand 70 putting them On piano
keya-"-Chicage Record.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

shs-oh. George. have yon spoken
10 papa yet7
Hs-NO: that cut on my face got
at the barber shop to-day ~ Yonkers
RlAtAaman.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

The FIRST OF womAn'H want ia man,
In that there's nothing strange.
Hut after getting him she wants
From his pocket all the change
Chicago Daily News.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03
mish, mite the Angels.

A four-year'old girl. whose dog had
died, said 10 her Sunday school teach.
sr; II guess the angels were afraid
when they saw him coming up the
walk. He's cross 20 strangers. Gin.
elnnati Enquirer.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

These miners" said the clock, 20 myI
] think they're merely Hhirklng.
Why cant they do tho same As l.
Just strike, and keep on WorkinKf
--Phlindelphia Press.
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On. fer dc nanker.

sshall order dinner for you ?" asked
the oficial OF the jury while the twelfth
man was holding out against the eleven.
"Yes," replied one OF the eleven, !"
make IL eleven dinners and q bale Of
hay.s-N. Y, Times.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03
A Variable.

Teacher-IIow many pounds to the
long toni
=Preeocious ZPupil-Two thousand
two hundred and forty.
Teaeher--And how many TO the
short ton?
Preeocious Pupil-Depends on tho
coal dealer. Puck.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03
Heme TssaAarss aaa PIeasurss.

The JOY Of coming home let's sing.
And right and left fond phrases ming
OF greeting dear ones. then. my muss.
All hail the Joy Of ones old Hhossi
80 DISTRICT EFeA Efean
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Little Pstsy-wha,'s q mongooss.
paw9
o'RaKsrty - A mon goose. u ItT
Share. thos's q brenklyn
life.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

Hs--A woman's face shows her tai
snt.
shs-Hov s0f
He--Well. there's Miss AntIquats. for
example. Her face tells me that she
IL . great artist,-chieago Daily News.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

They have made 1t up7 thought
is was all over between them"
YES; but they were 80 sorry to
have IL all over that they concluded
20 start it all over.~-Puck.
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quite EnsIIy ExpIatnea.

willie" she exclaimed. severely.
why did you 80 to the jam jar while
| WAS out2''
Hut Willie had taken his lesson from
Mahomet and the mountain.
because the jam jar wouldn't come
to me-" he answered, promplly.-Chi.
eago Post.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

a are aborj9fnes. Do p

@WhGs are aborjgtnes. p@7"
"Aboriginss. Bobby, are people who
scs sli the time this way yoa do when
We hsse eosnpany."-ChIeag, Record.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03
mAp A HANDICAP.

Constance Edo you think you can
get my husband acquitted?
Lawyer--Tm afraid not, madam.
Constance E,--Why, every body knows
my husbandi
Lawyer--That IL just the trouble
Chicago Chronicle.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

Too many glaanes are APT to make .
tunnblsf ~ . uas.--chieaEo DsiIy
Nawe.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

Ilvea OF some men OFT remind us
II We had hut half their gall.
We could loaf. too. and behind 10
Leave not any tracks at all,
s-rhIcnEu Record,
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n.at.
Art ramnuialnn

First Atrlsi--I see Daabsr has taken
his wife ~ . model for one Of hls an.
gels.
second Artist - Yes; she'd snatch
him baldhsaded II he didn't.-N. Y.
Weekly.
The Afro-American advance., 1900-11-03

Stout Lady-Yss. my dear. ] must say
do like that blouse you're wearing.
I must get one like IL. II makes you
look 30 slim and gsntesi.- MooushIps.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29

A young women Of french extraction,
whose name We did not learn, eoqamitaed
suicide Il Neshs on. WedaslsY abou,
II O'Clock. She was seen. n che water
Of the Pembina river BY = boy who called
assistance and she was drawn from the
water dead. A note in her pocket gave
her wishes as to the disposition Of hes
jacket and watch. She had been a ser
want girl. and had expressed her inten.
ton of coming to the Winchester House
in this city, to wait on the. table. She
had been absent from Neche, and had
gone to Manitoba in company with Rob-
ert ]. Amberry, but had returned alone
ana was very respondent when she got
back, and expressed the wish that she
was dead. Amberry has been about
Pembina since last fall, when he returned
from serving a term at Bismarck.
While in jail here previous to his sem
tence, he used to write to some woman
addressing her as my dear wife," and
it is thought that the suicide was the
person. This spring Amberry married
a girl from Kittson county side, who is
now living in this city. DR.. Frs
kline. the coroner, held an inquest, with a
verdict Of suicide by drowning by the
jury.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29
Bids For Foundation.

oA0O 4OG GOUuOe1I4Ous
Bids are invited for placing new plank
foundation under the brick veneering of
the public school house in this city; aud
to repair the brick work. The founda-
ton required will consist of 2x10 oak
plank bolted on the present piling.
Specifications may be had Of any menu
Der of the school board. and should be
clearly stated in the bids submitted.
The board reserves the right to reject
any or all bids. Bids should be endors-
ed "Bids for Foundation" and mailed or
handed to T. R. Shaw, clerk of school
Board. previous to the next regular meet
ing of the board on the evening of July
10th, when the bids will be opened.
51-52 A. L. AIRTH,
&c. WARNER,
T. L. PRICE.
School Board.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29
Fats VI. Leans.

The game Of the Fats and Leans. on
the base ball grounds will be called sharp
at TOO O'Clock this evening. Consider
able preparation in costumes. etc. has
been made and great deal of fun,
some ball playing and incidentally a little
good for the famine sufferers in India
will be done. Look out for the process
sion at $50. As the grounds are not en-
closed there can be no gate entrance
fees. But each gentlemgsnis expected to
wear his ticket on his hat or other con-
spicuous place, so that the absence of a
ticket will be very observable ON the
part of those who are unprovided, and
absence in person will be quite notice
able as well. Ladies and children free,
though all contributions to the famine
sufferers fund will be gratefully accepted
and duly forwarded.
As to the game itself, it may be men.
toned that no one of the players has
participated in game this season,
though there are some who have played
balP' in good style in former years.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29
Everybody 60 % the ball game, enjoy
yourselves and Do ! little rood o othsfs
at the same time. .ss 81 a. +. 3l
Orol,pa

II +. ? ~. :
J Crops.
Another week has passed and instead
Of rain we have had six days Of contin-
uous heat perhaps exceeding the record
Of any previous six days since records
have been made. Last week we said
that large acreage OF wheat was ruined
beyond possible help from rain in this
and adjoining counties. We have only
the same to say this week except that the
/ past weeks hot weather has added to
the hopeless acreage. Wheat is mostly
all headed where there is any. but with
short straw. Oats, barley and fax are at
a stand-still, with uneven growth and
termination. With these crops copious
rains within ten days would make won
derful difference, but ten days from now,
rain would be too late for a large portion
of it. The prairies are practically bare Of
grass and the look out for hay is as bad
or worse than for other crops. Old hay
is worth at the present time anywhere
from $40 to els per ton. Some parties
are already over in Roseau county. Min
nesota, investigating the swamps there,
with the intention of cutting hay and
wintering stock there.
There have been drouths previous to
this but none of so general and so large
an extent Practically all of Minnesota,
North and South Dakota as we'll as ad.
joining sections are included. Some
localities in different parts of these states
and some even in this county have had
occasional showers and are not too bad,
but we doubt if the Red River Valley
threshes more than Is per cent of the
usual wheat crop. What this means to
every branch of business as well as
farmers may be inferred.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29
Died..

VoLRArH-Near Pembina, June d, 1900,
and months.
Mrs. Volrath was the wife of Charles
G. Volrath, who died about IA years ago.
The couple were among the early pion-
GERS OF this section, settling on their farm
about eight miles from Pembina in 1874.
Fiugalty and hard work placed them in
prosperous condition, and they and the
family Of children now grown up, have
been among our most respected people.
The funeral occurred on Tuesday MORN
ing from the late residence Of the de-
ceased. Rev. Mr.. Hall of Neche, and
the German pastor at Gretna officiated.
Over forty carriages accompanied the
funeral procession to the city cemetery,
where the remains were laid to rest be-
side the grave of her husband.
lBcoKER-At Farnham, Va, June 18th,
Mrs. Bette E. Booker, widow of DR..
E. D. Booker, aged So years.
Mrs. Booker with her husband resided
in this city for some time several years
ago, and made mar" friends here who
will regret to learn Of Ter decease. Mr..
E. D. Booker of this city is her only son
and he will have the sympathy of his
many friends in his affection. Mrs.
Booker died from cancer, her case being
hopeless for some time, and a few weeks
ago he visited her and took his last fare
well. She was buried at Farnham. =;
McFARLAND-AtB owesmont, June 10th,
Vim. Mcfarland.
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Wheat grows pretty we'll in the big
wheat pits on the board of trade, but
shrinks more and more in the ground.
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Marriage LicSnses.

Albert Frank Kettuer, of Hensel, to
Miss Minnie Louisa Kraatz. Of toilette. =
William Thos. Rene, Of Pembina, to
Miss Mary Olive Parsons, Of Bathgate.
Geo; Lenord Bouch to Agnes Boyd
both Of Walhalla. -
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29
County Court.

!. County Court.
Eliza Kyle appointed administrative Of
the John Kyle estate.
Estate Of Jurgen Thede finally closed.
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Gard OF Thanks

Gard Of Thanks. :.
Mrs. Mcfarland desires to thank many
friends for great kindnesses during the
illness of her husband.
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Personals.

/
Landlord O'Brien of Neche was in the
city on Monday.
| Chas. Atkinson went west to the horse
country last Monday.
Geo. H. Switzer. of Bowesmont, was
visitor on Wednesday.
T. S. Houston and wife, of Bathgate,
were in the city Tuesday.
Robt. Morrison went to Fargo on Mon.
day on customs business.
Joseph Deloria is out doors again, blu,
looks pretty weak and thin.
Mrs. Yuell, of Williston, is visiting her
sister, Mrs. A. Mcdonald.
George P. Collins, of Hamilton, was a
visitor in the city on Monday.
John Fuller and son, of Glasston, reg.
istered at the Pembina House on Wed.
nesday.
T. D. Stack and w. ]. Camden repre-
sented Walhalla in this city one day this
week.
C. Schlegelmilch and wife, of Bath.
gate, took dinner at the Pembina House
on Tuesday.
]. D. Winlaw and ]. Cockburn went to
st. Thomas this week. Neither had Gre
dentials as w. c. T. U. delegates.
Messrs. Somerby and Whitson are
back from their trip to Manitoba and re-
port finding no land to suit them.
H. c. Carr and wife and John Jr. are
expected home tomorrow from Crystal
and Milton where they have been visiting.
Mrs. ]. LaMoure Jr. went to Grand
Forks this week to visit relatives and ex-
poets to go to Bemidii before she returns.
! Hon. ]. IaMoure and E. K. cavileer
returned from their Bemidji fishing trip
on Monday, we'll bronzed and: reported a
pleasant outing. "
Mrs. F. c. Myrick and Mrs. Ashley
took in the w. c. T. U. at st. Thomas
this week and 60 from there TO attend
the Baptist convention at Crystal and will
then visit friends at Park River before
their return.
Mr.. Gunnlogur Peterson of Lyon
county. Minnesota, was visiting his
nephew, George Peterson. of the clerk o.
courts Office, this week. Mr. Peterson
was the first Icelander to settle in Mime
sofa some twenty-five years ago. He
came to Wisconsin direct from Iceland
and after two years there, came foul
hundred miles by OK team to Minnesota
where he has ever since resided ant
where he is prosperous and respected
farmer.
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The A. o. u. w. will hold an interna-
tlonal picnic at Neche, Monday, July End.
Grand Forks. Winnipeg; Grafton and
Cavalier will play base ball tor purse
Of s75. Gretua and Bathgate will play
football for purse of $25. The gun
club will hold a tournament, free-for-all,
purse 49,: Foot races, 100 yard dash,
purse s5s one-half mile dash; purse IS;
100 yard dash, boys under Is years,
purse 90; 100 yard dash, girls under Is
years, purse %; 100 yard dash, fat mems
race, CHS lbs. andover), purse .; sack
race, free-for-all, purse Is. Tug-oi-war,
Manitoba VS.. North Dakota. Excursion
trains will run from Grand Forks and
Winnipeg.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29
FRIDAY MORNING, JUNE q, 1900.
Flax s1.65.

Flax $1.65.
Local.
Free With The Pioneer Express
The Farmer.
The New York Tribune.
The Twice-a-week Minneapolis Tribune.
Regular meeting of city council on
Monday.
We miss the gentle hum of the mos.
quito this year. mo mosquitoes no
CROP"
St. Vincent is getting big ready on
for July 18th and will celebrate digger
than ever"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29

Upper Mississippi water was never so
low, and one result is the shutting down
of mills for want of logs, and the further
probable result that the shortage of lum-
Der will keep the price high.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29

There will be closing program given
by the pupils Of the toilette school, in
the school house, Friday evening, July 6
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29

!. County commissioners meet July End.
and the "reeves" as they call them
across the line, of each township have
been invited to meet with them on the
9Th of July to help equalize.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29

The North Dakota Press Association
meets at Devils Lake on July 7th. A
large attendance and a profitable meet
ing is expected.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29

:. 1t rained right lively for just FIVE min.
utes on Tuesday evening, and it dis
appeared into the thirsty ground in just
about the same time.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29

Services in the Presbyterian church
next Sunday evening at 7:30. Subject
'tModern Miracles as Seen in Mission
Life Among the Cannibals of the Soutl
Seas" Rev. w. ]. Hall, Pastor.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29

Friday evening one of the best ball
games of the season was played between
Emerson first nine and Pembina second
nine, with a score of to in favor 81
Pembina.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29

The county convention of the w. c.
T. U. was held at st. Thomas, June 18th
and 9th. The sessions were very inter-
esting and ably supported by Mrs. Un-
ruth of Oregon, national w. c. T. U.
worker. Tuesday evening a Grafton
troupe of fifty artists presented "Queen
Esther" at the opera house. On We'd
nesday evening Mrs. Unruh lectured on
THAT old Bachelor" Pembina dele.
gates report pleasant time and speak
highly of the hospitality of the St. Thorn.
as people. Mesdames Harris, Ryan, Ay.
len, Myrick and Ashley, and the Misses
Kneeshaw, Full, Douglas and Wardwell
were delegates.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29

The Northern Pacific has DISCHARGED
600 employees on this and Manitob:
division during the last two weeks. Of;
force of thirteen section men on this sec
ton eleven have been discharged. 1t i
aresult of the poor crop situation.
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-
the old first nine and the present second
nine base ballists of this city. The
youngsters have had IN unbroken series
of successes this season, and the first
nine took it upon themselves to prevent
the youngsters getting too conceited.
But on the first game week ago Tues
day, the youngsters in splendid game,
beat tho first nine by a score of 10 to 9.
On Tuesday however, the first nine put
on their batting clothes. and with con-
siderable wild playing on both sides,
sent the youngsters home in mourning
to the score of q to II, of which the first
nine made IA runs in one inning. 1t was
the fatal 18th game for the youngsters.
The rubber" will be an interesting
game if the youngsters havn't lost all
courage.
Probably the hottest spell OF weather
on record in this locality, occurred dur
ing six days of the last week. The fol.
lowing are the maximum readings of the
signal service thermometers as furnished
by Mr.. Short the government observer:
Wednesday go, Thursday go, Friday
80, Saturday 1922, Sunday 1Ol0. Mon.
day 1922. During the latter three days,
the mercury stood inside stores and of:
fees at from go to 1902, and was go in
our composing room, and 1922 in the
registers Office the most of the time on
Monday. During the nights the temper.
allure abated considerably, and ranged
between So on Wednesday and Thurs.
day nights, to $40 on Sunday night.
Tuesday the temperature took consider.
able Of a drop. and ON Thursday at this
writing. we have a cloudy sky, little
rain, and almost too cool for comfort in
the Office. The hot spell seemed to be
in this northern part OF North Dakota
and Manitoba; Devils Lake having 1907,
and Winnipeg was extremely hot, whil<
the hot wave did not reach Minneapoli.
until Monday. Guess we will have til.
record for the highest and lowest tenn
peratnre OF any place in the U. S. til
year.
Two dozea. photos fos . quarter
| That's cheap. Al Kittson Hall only %.
lmofe week. KHka Baos.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-06-29

Two young men, strangers, went into
A. B. Corbeil's on Wednesday evening,
and ordered something served in the
ice cream parlor. About fifteen minutes
after they had gone, Mr.. Corbeil noticed
that his vest which had been hanging on
the wall had disappeared, and with it his
gold watch valued at $40. Immediate
search was made, but the men had dis
appeared, though two men were seen on
the road to Neche with a vest hanging
over ones arm. Information has been
telegraphed to other towns.