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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-04-28
Farm Produce.
RETAIL PRICES.

Butter, creamery, per 10, 2Sc
Butter, country, per Id. 22-25c
Butter, cooking, per 10, l5c
Oleomargerlne, per 10, 20c
Lard, country, per lb, l0c
Lard, city, per lb, l0c
Lard, compound, per lb, &c
Eggs, strictly fresh per doz l4c
Chickens, live per ID, II to l4c
Chickens, dressed per lb, l5c
Turkeys, dressed l6c
Ducks, dressed lic
Potatoes, per bu, 60c
Oats, per bu, 30 to Sic
Corn, ear, per bu, Zoe
Corn, shelled, per bu, SOC
Corn, cracked, per 10, lc
Hay, baled, per cwt, 75c
Straw, baled, per cwt, 40c
Onions, per bushel 81.
California Celery, per bunch l0c
RadlsLes, 3 lunches, 10c.
Pie Plant, per bunch, 7c.
Vegetable oysters, per bunch, &c.
Lettuce, per NJ, 15c.
Bermuda onions, per lb. l0c.
Squash, per 10, 4c,
Oranges. per doZ 20 to 50c.
Strawberries, per box, SOC to SOC.
Cheese.
York State, per lb, lSc.
Swiss, per 10, lsc.
Full cream, per 'lb, lSc
Miscellaneous.
salt, per bbl, Wadsworth sl.lo, N
Y.Sl.l5
Rock salt, per lb, 10
Oil meal, per Id, &c
Crushed oyster shells, 55c cwt.
Crushed bone, per 10, 2lsc
Linseed oil, boiled per gal,7}c
Linseed oil, raw per gal, 7Uc.
Turpentine, per gal, 75c
White Load per cwt, 81.
Nails, Sd wire common per cwt,
$500
Nails, Sd steel out common per cwt
$3.50
Lumber.
Hemlock bill stuff, $50 per IN.
Norway bill stuff, S24 per IN.
Yellow pine siding, No. l, $2S per
m. rl
Yellow pine flooring, No. l, common
S2i per m.
Yellow pine ceiling No. l, $2S per m.
White pine .lath. No, |, SO per m.
White pine latA, No. 2, $500 per m.
Clear red cedar shingles, $3.50 per
1000. .t
Clear hemlock shingles, S2.7o per
1000.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-04-28
why lie Believed In II.

why He Believed In It.
'Do you believe in the survival of the
fittest?" asked the friend.
"Of course do"
"For what reason?"
Because I've got 70. I don't know
enough about It to put up ap argument
TO the contrary Washington Star.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-04-28
ANARCHIST CANNlBALS.
Tragic Fate of nn American Missions
nry In the New Hebrides.

An American missionary. brutally slain
by those lie was seeking to benefit. is the
latest victim, Of the terrible Enamakata.
the weird anarchist society of cannibals
which has laid the rich but scattered is
lands Of the south Pacific under the
shadow of great terror.
The story of the tragedy is told by the
Rev, Alexander Gilles to a Vancouver
correspondent OF the New York World.
"Alr. Fielding. a bright young man.
originally from Ohio. but more recently
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-04-28
All In a Lifetime

Mistress greatly scandalized-Is II
possible, Mary. you are making bread
without having washed your handsf
New Kitchen Grl-Jor', what's the
difference, rmuml les brown bread
Columbian,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-04-28
Proof Positive.

"Oh. but he's not real poetv'
"Mhyi"
Here Is place where he makes
wind rhyme with sinnpd instead Of
blind or find or something of that
kind. d."r-Chlcago Times. Herald.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-04-28

$50 you have ipolly promised to mar.
ry himY
"Yes."
"Why" pf
Because"
"That's no reason. Because whst2'
Because he won't take mo- for an
answer."-Chicago Post.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-04-28

uu. | felt tnat the hrsl movement should
come from the enemy. II did. With
oar. the tiger dashed her whole weight
against the bamboo rods. The great
claws were thrust through and barely
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-04-28
THE NORTHERN OHIO RAILROAD.
Depot North Main street.
1HE NORTHERN OHIO TRACTION
COMPANY

Tie A.. b. a. G. Railroad.
Waiting room, North Howard 1T.
Time Card. Nov. 20. 1890
Cars for Cleveland leave corner How.
ard aud Market streets every hour
from $3.50 a. m. to $50 p. m. and at
1890 p. IN. Saturdays and Sundays
$50 a. m. $50 n. M. and every hall
hour to Z p. ~, and 3 p. ~. o p. m. and
10:3O p. M.
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AKRON MARKETS.
WHOLESALE PRICES.

Grain.
Wheat, per bu. 72c.
Rye, per bu., Ole.
Oats, per bu., pc.
Corn, shelled, per bu, 3Sc to 42c.
Far corn, per bu., 10 to 2Oc.
Corn, cracked, Sl7.00 per ton.
Seeds.
Glover Qarge), per bu, $3.50 to $3.50
Glover (smalD per bu, $3.50 to $3.50
Glover, crimson, per bu, $I.00
Glover, white, per bu, 80.
Glover. alsike, 50 to S9.
Timothy, per bu. Sl.00 to $3.50
Mill Feet--Chop.
Corn, oats and barley, per cwt., Soc
Corn and oats, per cwt., 7ic.
Middelings, per cwt., No. /, 900.
Bran, per cwt, Soc
Flour.
Spring wheat, per sack, $t.25
City brands, per sack, $l.00 to $1.l0
Rye -four, per sack, $l0o
Graham flour, per sack, l0-lb, 30c
Hay.
Timothy. No. baled per ton, $500
Timothy, No. bulk per ton, $l2.
Glover and timothy, No. l baled
per ton, II to Sl2.
Glover and timothy, No. bulk per
ton, $1,000 to SILL
Glover, No. baled per ton, $500
Glover, No, bulk per ton, SO
Straw.
Wheat, baled per ton, $3.50
Wheat, bulk per ton, 81
Oats, baled per ton, $500
Oats, bulk per ton, $3.50
Rye, per tons $50
Rye, bundle, $ll per ton
Meats.
Beef, live per lb,41s to $40
Beef. dressed per lb, 61a to 716o
Pork, live per lib 4leto &C
Pork, dressed per ID 6Ac
Mutton, live per lib 31s to 41sc
Mutton, dressed perl , SIC
Lamb, dressed per ID lie
Lamb, live per lb > to &c
Veal, live per lb 4 to 5
Veal, dressed per lb 715 to &c
Ham. cured per lb II tO llAc
Shoulder, cured per lib 72ic
Bacon, cured per ID 9is to loo
Beef, dried per lb 2 to ljc
Lard, country kettle, 77Sc.
Lard, simon pure, s1Sc.
Hides,
Cured, beef No |, per ID Size
Cured, beef No 2, per 10 716c
Green, beef No |, per lb 7c
Green, beef No 2, per lb &c
Cured, calf No |, per Id lie
Cured, calf No 3, per lb lOc
Green calf No |, per ID &c
Green, calf No 2, per lb &c
Sheep pelts, Toe to $l.O0
Tallow per 10, IA to 4Iac
Farm Produce.
Butter, creamery, per Ii, 24-25
Butter, country, per lb, ID to 200
Butter, cooking, per Id, l2--l4c
Lard, country, per 10, 716c
Lard compound 5Mc.
Lard, city, per lb. 7lSc
Eggs, strictly fresh, per doz l5c
Chickens, Live, per lb Sc
Chickens, dressed, per Id 10 to lie
Turkeys. dressed 1870
Ducks, dressed lie
Potatoes, per bu 35 to 40c
Navy beans, per bu s2.25
Marrowfat beans, per bu, s2.4o
Maple syrup, per gal, 81 to 10,
Onions, per bu, soc
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RAILROAD TIME TABI

"Daily; all others daily exceH
Sunday. Central Standard Il
Time. "a
ERIE RAILROAD co.
Erie Depot, Mill st
Going West.
No. 10 Express .s:3M
No. o. Limited vestibule. .7:O&
NO. To- To Akron only ..... 0:3J3
no. IL. Huntington special. IL :2y1
NO. ~ Pacific express ...... C:52L
No. " Accommodation. 49,. 6:4O l
Going East.
No. 81 Limited vestlbule .... 1:29
No. IL" Express 49,. 1854
No. a. New York special. d. 1850
Nc. 16' Cbautauqua express. 4:25
No. 3S, Accommodation. 49,. 400 /
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-04-28

III. l.. BOOTH.
General Traffic Manager.
j. r. TOWNSEND,
Assistant General Passenger Ag't
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-04-28

Wheat, baled per ton, $3.50
Wheat, bulk per ton, 81
Oats, baled per ton, $500
Oats, bulk per ton, $3.50
Rye, per tons $50
Rye, bundle, $ll per ton
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
Settling the Boys Career.
ITO BE CONTINUED

An old Dutchman had a beautiful
boy, of whom he was very proud, and
he decided to find out the bent of his
mind. He adopted very novel method
by which to test him. He slipped into
the little fellows room one morning
and placed on his table Bible, a bottle
cf whisky and a silver dollar
"Now," said he, wen dot boy comes
in, eff he dakes dot dollar. he's goin' to
be a beesniz man; eff he dakes dot Bible,
he'll be a preacher; eff he dakes dot
whisky, he's no goot-he's goin' to be
u drunkart," and he hid behind the door
TO see which his son would choose.
In came the boy, whistling. He ran
up to the table and picked up the dollar
and put it in his pocket; he picked up
the Bible and put it under his arm
then he snatched up the bottle of whis-
XIV and took two or three drinks, and
went out smacking his lips. The old
Dutchman poked his head out from be-
hind the door and exclaimed:
mine gracious-he's going to be a
politician. Boston Traveller.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
SCORE FOR TIE MENU.
He Guessed at the French and Struck
Nothing But Eggs and
Toothpicks.

Gilson-Next time l take girl to French
restaurant 1 won't be so alfred smooth.
] don't care a durn whether she believes
l talk French in my sleep and take French
newspaper, or whether she thinks 1 don't
know French poodle from dachshund!
Willets-What' the matter now?
''Last night l thought if I'd go right down
the card and pick out something every
eouple Of inches I'd strike it about right.
If there's one thing l can't eat it's hen
fruit. Well, the first round We got was
soup with dropped egg in it."
We'll, you didn't have to eat i'll"
''The next prize package | drew was a
plain omelette. fought shy of it and said
/ was waiting for the real solid dishes"
YES"
"Well, next I got eggs broiled in butter
and then egg sandwiches / couldn't play
off forever, and | had to eat 'em.
Poor old chap!"
''Then [ got mad and jumped clear to
the last thing on the list for dessert. And
what do you think the waiter brought us?
Toothpicks! !"-N. Y. Press.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
"What is it. Jacono2"

w nat is IL, Jacopo!
He shifted uneasily from one foot to the
other, and then replied:
Your excellency, l want leave"
Leave! What for? You are not going
to be married, are your"
Heaven and the saints forbid, excel
lency. No-no-it is not that, it is only
leave for the day | want, and also for our
men,"
'The DEVIL What are you going to do?"
"Only little dinner, excellency, which l
am giving"
"And wasting those crowns you got the
other day. Well, that is your affair, not
mine. Yes, you can have the leave"
"a hundred thanks, excellency."
''Mind you, there must be no brawling,
no trouble"
"Excellency."
t'Well, good night, and remember what
l say. Here, you may remove this wine
cup as you CO."
Good night, signore," and Jacopo, lifting
the goblet, went out. The night being fairly
warm, L kept my door open, and as he passed
into the rortico | saw him drain the con-
tents of the goblet with gulp, and heard
him draw his lips together with a smack
of approval, and march off to his quarters,
chuckling at something or other.
The following afternoon | rode out with
Bayard and half a dozen others. 1t was
a hawking party, and there was long gal
lop to our point of operation, which was to
begin a little way beyond Ponte Molle. In
a short time we started noble heron, and,
Bayard 1inging his peregrine into the air,
we rode after the birds. 1t was glorious
ride, and Castor and Pollux far outstripped
the others, so much so that when we drew
rein beside the stricken heron, and Bayard
slipped the hood onto his hawk, our com
panions were not in sight This, however,
troubled US little, and turning rein we made
backwards. On our way back, seized the
opportunity to mention to Bayard that ST..
Armande had volunteered to aid me in my
task, and that 1 had accepted his offer.
at will do him good" he said; che seems
a noble youth, who has been tied too long
to apronstrings."
''Do you think SOP" 1 said; che strikes
me as being eifeminate to degree yet
l cannot help liking him."
"He has a wonderful pure mind" said
Bayard; "the boy, for he is no less, is as
innocent as a child"
"The vatican will not improve him then,
especially if he plays for gold crowns with
Colonna."
"Plays for gold crowns!" exclaimed Bay
ard; "you are surely mistaken, cavaliere."
''Did he not do so last night, my lord? l
understood he won three hundred off Fab
rizio"
Impossible" said Bayard, '1 was at the
vatican last night, and the party in which
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
POSTED ON FINANCE.
At Least That Was the Impression
She Gave Her Sister Club
Members.

"1t is simply impossible to keep posted on
everything" said club woman to Daugh.
ter Of the American Revolution.
Yes, indeed, it il" admitted the D. A. R.
you can wriggle out of difficult situation
without, seeming so very ignorant. For ex-
ample, | was just saved by my presence Of
mind at d. A, R. meeting the other day.
Prof. Sparks, of the university; you know,
read lovely paper on 'Governeur Morris,
Financier of the American Revolution
Who is this Governeur Morris? said a
friend Of mine from the Fortnightly club.
Seems to me I never heard of him.
There were half dozen women around,
and | was frightfully embarrassed. l never
had heard of Governeur Norris, either, but,
you know, a D. A. R. is supposed to know all
those things.
go, don't you remember? I said. Nor
ris was the man who financed the govern.
ment and borrowed lot of money to do it.
Thank y0u,' said my friend from the
Fortnightly.
Now, the fact is, you know, dear" con:
tinued the D. A. r., Il really knew nothing
of it whatever, except that Prof. Sparks
subject said that the man had financed the
government, and l knew if he did that he
must have had to borrow lot of money!
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
DARLING.

So Oft. my friend. you speak of her.
It bids my inner being stir.
And who is darling, this pray?-
A sunny child, bud of May,
Whose laugh and shout and cherub face,
At every time, in every place
Are of your heart it's sweet employ
Is this your darling, this your Joy?
All no! 1 see 1t Is in truth
A maiden in the growth of youth,
AS lovely as a morn in June,
There scarce could be a sweeter boon;
Expectancy upon her face,
And joy and hope add dimpled grace;
The dewdrop clearness in her eye,
As blue and soft as yonder sky.
My darling is not thus, ah no!
Her eye 1t hath no lustrous glow,
Her brow bears marks of age and care,
Like symbols, too, her cheek doth wear;
Her hands are trembling, pallid, weak,
Her steps her feebleness doth speak,
Her voice has quavers in its tone,
The verge of life by her is won.
And yet to me more passing fair
Than sunny child or maiden are
That face where age has set its sign,
Has patient smile almost divine,
And those dim eyes have holy light,
AS if they saw beyond our sight,
The hands so trembling, pale and weak
OF long and faithful service speak.
These marks of beauty, friend are such,
Not age nor sense, but heart that touch;
They tell me in little while
I'll miss the patient face and smile.
I touch her lips, L grasp her hand,
With reverent awe before her stand,
And whisper soft, aye, tenderly,
My mother darling is to me.
Christian Work.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
Hnw,a ThiAY

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. j. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, Q. .
We, the undersigned, have known F. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transae-
tions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is, taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c. per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
Map Puzzle Educator.

Is Iowa as large as Maine? Which is the
Pan Handle State? What state is bounded
by four straight lines? These and many
other questions relating to the geography
of our own country answered by the map
puzzle sent out by the Chicago Great West
ern Railway. 1t is dissected map of the
United States printed on heavy cardboard
and the puzzle consists in putting the pieces
together so as to form complete map. 1t
will be found interesting and instructive to
old people as well as young. 1t will be sent
to our readers sending 10 cents to F. II. Lord,
G. 2. and T. A, Chicago Great Western
Railway, Chicago, ILL.,, mark envelope "Puz-
Zle Department"
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
uOb. How Happy AM"

West Superior, Wis, "that am once more
free from that terrible Neuralgia pain 1 had
been suffering with over five years am 50
thankful, and pleased to say yotf. ''5 DROPS,
is the best medicine ever get In my life.
received it last Noven ber, used it right aEayi
the first dose helped. me- Many a day |
thought. 1 would die before my husband re-
pain many of my friends are surprised, and
say they will send for some of the '5DROPS".
Sample bottles will be sent to anyone on re.
ceipt of 25c. Large bottles, containing 300
doses: $10O. For information write, Swan
son Rheumatic Cure Co., l64 E. Lake St.,
Chicago. I'll.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

Any man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh. Ca
tarrh is well-nigh universal; almost om-
nipresent Peruna is the only absolute
safeguard known. A cold is the begin
ming Of catarrh. To prevent colds, to
cure colds, ie to cheat catarrh out of it's
victims. Peruna not only cures catarrh,
but prevents it.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
Nh Wonder Thek Fled.

An authority upon chemistry was lectur:
ing before a well-known woman's club and
illustrating his remarks with experiments.
All went well until he paused a moment
and then said: I'm very sorry, but must
ask any of the ladies who use face powder
containing bismuth to leave the room during
to set free have peculiar affinity for bis
muth and turn it purple"
Whereupon the entire audience save three
courageous sisters rose and fed from the
room.-St. Paul Globe.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
GAIA Letters a DaY.

The John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, received 6,434 orders Feb 26, which IS
a monster day. but they expect to double
this number by the middle of March. The
firm is having a great trade in its specialties,
potatoes, speltz, Bromus Inermis, Rape, Big
Four Oats, Three Eared Corn and earliest
vegetables. There is wonderful demand for
onions, cabbage, peas and bean seed this
year, Early Bird Radish and Lightning Cab
bage, the earliest of this kind in the wide,
wide world, are having a tremendous sale.
The firm above mentioned is a large adver-
tiser and use weekly hewspapers-that tells
the story.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
From Baby in the High Chair

to grandma in the rocker Grain-O is good for
the whole family. 1t is the long-desired sub
stitute for coffee. Never upsets the nerves
or Injuries the digestion. Made from pure
grains it is a food in itself. Has the taste
and appearance of the best coffee at I the
price. 1t is genuine and scientific article
and is come to stay 1t makes for health
and strength. Ask your grocer for Grain-O.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
Primitive Emotion.

Marie Rose, aged eight years, was telling
Elsie, aged seven, about the making of the
world. "And Adam was the tirst being
It was awfuiiy lonely for him, and one day,
when he was asleep, the Lord took a rib
out of his side and made woman out Of
it-so Adam would have friend to play
with him."
"And wasn't Adam s'prised?" asked
Elsie.
Surprised? Why he was Just. tiGkled to
Y. Commercial Advertiser.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
But He Kept on Talking.

Biggs-When it comes to absence of
mind, that barber across heway scoops
the pot.
Diggs-Why, what has he been doing?
81 went into his shop to get my hair
cut this morning, and he pinned a
newspaper around my neck and gave
me a towel to read."-Chicago Even
ing News.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
Homeless RacheIor.

"What did Mr.. Cummings say to you
last night, Clara. when he was trying to but
ton your glove?'
"Why, he said any man who made gloves
that wouldn't button easier than mine ought
to give up the business"
''Well, dear, take my advice and don't
waste any more time in that direction" >
Stray Stories.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
Mot Sn Guro

At dinner in rockingham lately, royal
academician stated to the company the Gu.
rious fact that sugar and sumac are the
only two words in English where su is pro-
nounced shu. There was much interest
ling was as heard from the other end of the
table: "But, are you quite sure?'-Chi-
cago Chronicle.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

All families should provide them
selves with copy of DR.. Hartman's free
book entitled winter Catarrh." This
book consists of seven lectures on ca
tarrh and la grippe delivered at The
Hartman Sanitarium. 1t contains the
latest information on the treatment Of
catarrhal diseases. Address DR.. Hart
man, Columbus, Ohio.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
The GroMninr SLIGHT.

An Atchison man has been henpeeked dur.
ing the greater part of his life by wife and
five daughters. Against his will he has been
obliged to take little homeopathic pills when
he would have preferred quinine, to attend
the Episcopal church when he preferred the
Baptist, and recently his women folks COM
PEELED him to be vaccinated by woman doc
tor.-Atchison Globe,
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

way are sending out map of Texas, Mex
leo and surrounding territory that is an ex-
cellent production of the map engraver's s
art, both artistically and geographically. The
map is made on an unusually large scale, and
is as near perfect as to details as it is pos
sible to make it. Mr.. D. J. Price, general
passenger and ticket agent Of the system,
at Palestine, Texas, is sending copies of
this map to anyone who asks for it and en-
closes seven cents in stamps to pay postage.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
You Can Get Aliens Foot-Ease FREE.

Write today to Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy
N. Y, for FREE sample Of Aliens Foot
Ease, powder to shake into your shoes. It
aching feet. 1t makes New or tight shoes
easy. A certain cure for Corns and Bun
ions. Ali druggists and shoe stores sell it. 25c.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

Must l tell you once more to stop that
noise?" asked the mother. "Pd just as
leave you wouldn't, mother" replied the
supernaturally bright boy. = Philadelphia
n orth American
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

The Judge-'Why do you refuse to pay
the plaintiff for the four days she work d."
The Suburbanite-"She left without giving
notice, your honor" The Cook-"Will yez
in him, your honor, jisht before Oh packed
me vallse, thot Oi wor goin' '!"-Puck.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

New Boarder.-"Lo here, why can't /
have a full cup of tea?" Waiter Girl
"That was full cup when | took it outer
the kitchen, but yer see this here teas SO
weak it jest lays down in the bottom of
the cup."-Philadelph Press.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

Hon Geo. Kersten wenwn Justice of the Peace Chicago
ri qa afflicted Qvh catamh for nine years. My catarh
located chiefly head tried many remedies q,Hou aUaa
applied to seVera doctors, but they not able to
learned of the remedy, Perun through the daily After
taking the remedy for t8 qeeks as entirely cured consider my
cure permanent has been half years since
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

Charged to -Father@''Y ou're al
together too extravagant,. sir. Now, what
did you pay for that suit you've on you?"
Son-"Oh, say, pop, you must think I'm a
chump. Detroit Free Press.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

She latter the proposaD- -"You know
papa is not rich" He (philosophically)-
"Oh, we'll, I'd rather take his chances than
mine. Harlem Life.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

Fortify Feeble Lungs Against Winter
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

It's the fast young man who runs through
a fortune quickly, but it doesn't take an
athlete to jump board bill.-Philadelphia
Record.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

Corns are about the only things that will
cure young man of the small boot habit
Elliott's Magazine.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

The proper size for lazy individual is
exercise.-Chicago Daily News.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

Piso's Cure is a wonderful Cough medi-
cine.-Mrs. w. Pickert, Van Siclen and
Blake Aves.. Brooklyn, N. Y, Oct 26, '94.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

The mule that gets in the first kick usual
ly wins the battle.-Chicago Daily News.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12
To Cure a Cold in One Day

The highest type of military invention
yet devised is the war balloon.-Eliott's
Magazine.
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

Deaf and dumb married folks should GER
tainly be unspeakably happy. = Chicago
Daily News
The Winslow mail., 1900-04-12

Wee are the people-the Bushmen.-Yale
Record.