The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-07-21

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Am strickiy fer warm an glorious Fourth
Nv July,
A eu,tin NV pairerotie swsth.
BY Sasserfrssl
l want II hot
scorchin' an biistern' In OIL time style;
want TO see her bile
An sizxie,
Not
A hxzie.
lest froth an ice cream sody water gas
Like we ben gittn',
hut rip snortin', whoopin' celebration,
Fittin'
The birthday Of the nation
An all its new expandencies. b Jingl
Didn't G. w. say we shd ring
The bells an shoot
Anvil. am set of crackers an raise Ned
An paint columbyer se'nseen kinds o. redf
Well yes,
guess,
Stree.
If this we're isrf
Is whut unnerstand-
The stompin ground Nv all the brave an free,
We want, by Jumpin Honiiny to show i'll
Yes, SIR, by Jocki
yit theirs a passie, nowadays,
Wv Jays
Chips frum some goi burned oil country block
Seems skeered that somewsys folks II git ia
know H.
II gkeers
I'm when cracker bus,s, they stop their years
An run
For the miik cellar when they hears gun,
An sock II
To their own boys
II they ketch 'em a monkcyin with a rocket
Its-too--biame- much--noise
You couldn't haul EN- with four horse team
To Bixby's grove,
Not ii you drove
with silver plated harness on an rosettes
II they suspicioned that the eagle d scream,
An' that Is what gets
Me hoopin' mad, swami
oh. dog gonel
sayI who in Guinea cares dura
II some
STRAY TELLER gifts burn
or blows
His self outside his eio'es
or has to hunt the weeds to find his thumbf
That's his
own individooai bis,
BY chowderi
All this great, throbbin' nation cares about
Is evcriastiniy TO burn up powder
An shout
An listen TO the good OIL declaration
An the Grafton
An the band,
Tootin' it's durndest round the speakers stand
Say, Men
When
Theyplay OF "Haii, Coiumbyerr' an the rest
ofthem oil war time tunes, jest
Feel that b'iier shop Is whut need
Fer TO express
with anti biruess
The sentiments with witch my chest Is Dustin
An, by Gum
Then's when wish, I'd learned to play the
drum.
sayi
There amt no trustin'
The Teller who goes fshin' on that day.
But cannon crackers Amt so pusley mean,
An my voice amt much
seen
Lots who was better whoopers than I be,
Mcbbc / can't touch
High c.
Til be Gosh Dinged II can't bust hahn
String or breechin'
A reachin'
UP, and I've got some sponduiiks TO burn,
Col durnl
Per pin wheels, Niger chssers, squibs an SIGH
want 10 say
lack a right smart heap NV bein' rich
Not by blame sight
But give down all right
TO let the Bird flap Independence Day.
want to notice that the Days around
by the sound
An the smell
An the taste Of the lemonade
In the bar'i that stands In the shade
ITv the glade
Some sort NV doin's so as you can tell
She's here
without gittin' up so close you SINCE
Your eye winkers an hair
What we want is hot an howiin time.
with all the fringe
An tfimmins there Is TO it-thats
The kind Of time We want to have this year.
We want to neer
An ta'nt the British lion In his lair
An twist his biarsted tail
An frail
Ills hide as bald as a oil pillow mules shoulder
Afore he's twelve hours Older,
Tn
In favor Of that plan, dog gone my catsl
We ben a fcedin'
Them BntIsh ali Of the ding gasted taify
There's In the shop
An Il makes me daffy
It's time to stop
Swappn' pcriteness when whatth re needin
Excecdin
Is rosstin'
Like Oh ledge Gubbins ulster give the pesky
Critters an whoop fer Lundy Lane an bosto'
Harbor an Bunker Hill,
G.. W., OF Putnam an the resk he
Took TO fill
FIN full Of Queen Anne hintiock musket bullet
An sent en- scootln home like shutdown puilets
Them feiiers hadn't got no frost on
Their ceiebratiu'
Ner anti-noisc sercieties ter cork
The spcrrit NV the boys Nv 70.
Great Scotti
Them ciabber biooded varnints has forgot
OF bloody Eastwood Fork,
A we'll = the Hicks
Them good oil continentais
with the ventiiatin
In the rear lankin' nv their regimentais
Give them dunn Hessans
To make EN- realize all their transgressions
I'm out Of date,
Mebbe
hut I'm goin' out ter celebrate
The Day
An wear sash an ride IN the processlor
Gimme bunch NV crackers an a match
NowI
watch outl Here goes the BATCH