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Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

To secure the original witch haEel
salve ask for Dewitts witch Hazel
salve. well known "a a certain cure
tor piles aud skin dlseaseA- Beware o.
worthless o0unterfeita. They are dan
gerOua ,. G. Derry and cosmopolitan
drug stores.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

AZ a special meeting % the council
last night the following election ON
GERS we're appointed b. the mayor.
First Ward Judges; George Stubs
A. A. Keen. "a. e.. ORear. Clerks
Pred Marshall. william Adams.
second Ward Judges. G. o. Young.
IA. J. Sweeney. A. narsch. Clerks ~.
Bullard. Tom o. Rogers.
Third Ward -Judaea a. d. Burg y.
W serloYer o. W. Fisher. Clerks 9.
h. HaWley Dr sutherland.
Fourth Ward -Judges. W. W. Nc
Cielian. A. "A. Swan. J q. Albright
Clerks. r. McNuiiy J. u, Amiio.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

Sick headache absolutely aad per-
nansntly cured BY using M0ki Tea.
pleasant herb drink. Cures conaiipa-
ton ana Indigestion makes you eat.
sleep. work and happy. Satisfaction
guaranteed or money back. }. H.
O'Rsilly a CO,
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

Watson, J. &,
- much u the land q the ean
tAedro grant a. ~ situated Ia the
couIniy OF borna1illo said grant
having been made BY the nQxican
government 70 lose 9orenn Ha-
inlrea aud others, Nov. 40. ist5, and
confirmed aa privata iand oialm ~
cougfons % the untod ntaton, June
a, lse0. One hall tar, u,ipiQQi pen-
any. tte.st, coats, Stc...,.,,..,,s..n. ~
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

cairon. II. "a.
Undivided inl. IN Esplftiu Aanto
Orant. Ona-haif taN, tglaQi pen
city, eifN. cost, falt 80
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

Becker, IL .,
Adobe house on railroad right Of
way % isicia and pefs0flat prop
erty, Oue-haif taA, stott peralty,
tlusi cuuta, Ao,sssss,tsttsssstttstss =
Hadlay, w. G., estate
Lots 4 70 "a Inc. In dock ~ Ti-
ieras Add One half taN, KS,
penalty, 800 costs. nO.uss,u-.t Z
Hunt, W.. NJ
n. two-thir,ia Of n aud n IN block
4, HuninN Highland Add. One
half tan, tvi8i penally, ----, coats
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31
Played out.

Dull headache. pains IN various
parts OF the body. sinking at the pit
OF the stomach, loss Of appetite. fever
iahness. pmples or sores, are AL pori-
tive evidences OF impure blood. No
matter how Il became 30, u must be
purified In order to obtain good health.
Ac''er'H Blood Elixir has never failed
to cure scrofulus or syphilltlc polsOnn.
or any other blood diseases. u 10 GER
tainly "a wonderful remedy. and We
sell every bottle on a positive Guaran-
tee.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

At thai Ffaui oT fFanl ~ land
ifurrniillo and ferrltory 81 New
Mexico. comprising and Containing
o. US arrea mOnu OF le1a and cOm.
POSED u eaNAllNE landa ~ the value
% ~ CriHE TiHf lrnn I'he SAID
lands wsrN confirmed and tatoniod
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

Miller, Henrielta
Lots n and ~, block a. iiuning
Highland Add, One-han saA, l3sWi
penalty, $40, costa, t0c.........t eos
Smith, Andrew
Luis 5 and o. block AZ, HuninN
Highland Add. ts08a ~ 10 u Inc,
IN blyck a. N. "a. a.. 60, Add
One-luan tax, eso.0fi penalty, tAO0i
coalNs tl.hitststtt sssttsfs tssa4sss. y t4sat
SpiogelOerg, Lehman
Los ~ ~ inQ., Ia block ~ N A.
r. 90, Add one. hnif taH, tss 1si
fHefsaisy. La ces,s, sa'"t.,,,..,.s SIS
UNKNOWN OWNERS PRECINCTS ~
AND 90
The A. e. feat Of ios 4 block IA
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31
rnEcINcr 10. b. aALLur.

sun Ieu1. Geo, w.
y. i00 feet inches ~ lots n aud
" IN block A.. -. a. r. Add. one
half tak, t2'oo. penalty. n.55i
NOlln. lln.....a...a ...a...... ....... u ". NJ
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

The ". :" feet OF iot y block ~
llunlug .ghiaud Add. Dne-halg
aaN. tiis2i penassy. sac. c0a.s
Nka 4 20 Il
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

All tislN gram or fftN OF lana
oalied che cOchiu Land : lant. situ-
utod tn the Couuty Of hornallilO
and territory OF New Mexico, com-
prislng and containing "a 70 acres,
usorc or lesg. and composed Of
gntziuE lands Of abe value 81 -
Ceuts per acFe The said lands
were confirmed and patented % the
legal resIfoaeni atiyos ~ chr ficDl0
% Cochit and are owned BY sume
Iuraon or persona unknown, and
are owned ana claimed BY several
persons having o. chaiminE undl-
Vidcd Interests thoruin. f'or a more
nomplste description Of said iraot
~ land rufurunce h hereby Ok
prutaly had and mada % the dtacrip-
ti1n and boundaries thereof on Mo
ia the once of che Surveyor Gen
enai % the tcrriiory of New Mex.
leo. Whioh said description ana
boundaries are hcroby made a part
Of thia description. One-hitlf taH,
sit5.lai penaky N.A, costs a. tiil
Pueblo Of San Fellne Grant
Al that grafH o. irAui Of land
known and called The fueblo %
hAa Wipe EgNna, altuattd in the
county % iterIailiho and toTFlfofN
~ New Mexico. comprising and
coniainlng NiN aclcs more 81 tess,
and composed ~ Era1lng lanfla ~
tho value % b cents per arra T'he
said lands Wore continued and pat
ouiad % TIE legal Representatives
VI ne said nattyn. and are oWHtd
~ some person " ponauna un-
known, ard are 0euod and claimed
~ HsfW@ pts~onn lawns ~
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

Land bounded n. by Kimtan a
FORESTER, X by Tileraa Road ~.
by DF. Lyon; W by Ferea ADD. rs
acnes Land bounded N. hy q.
Lyon; \ By r 4 Huhb5l. VI hy
kCslehor avenue. W by Weaver 4
Mnicalf. Land bounded N. by
klminll, 3. by Weaver a MctcaiG
W. BY Pcrca Add. ON and one
hEh acres, Heck l. itrea Add
Ono-hah tax, 1885,; penalty. N.1i
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1900-03-31

g,lnitaa
An iisat grant or trao, Of land
known and called Nuosina Seqiora
Dc "a Luz Do Las laguniia., az
uafcd IA che cOuuiy 81 hernalllto
and territory ~ New Mexico. com.
prlsing ana containtng A. ~ acres
UOrN % lcctl and composed u graz
ing lands Of the value ~ - cents
per acre. The said lands were con-
hrmed 20 NE legal representatives
or MtlAno plero Nia AIe
owned by annc person or psgaoaa
unknown and arr owned and
claimed by several pcr4ans having
or claiming undivided iIricrea,a
thorxsIu. For more cumplrfe de-
acription Of the said araoi Of land
rcferrnCe h hereby expressly had
and made 20 the description ana
boundarles thereof hi The surveyor
Fvnefala Ofiice OF chs territory ~
New Mexico. which said desCrlpa
lion and boundaries are hereby
made part ~ thia description
one. half tak, t2isi6; penaityi
o. az 80 e,.,,r, hi,,.u;; '''''"'''''''l'
an that Fnuu or tract ~ land
knOWn and CALLED rhe 90 Dc Ia
Cabra grant ali ulltOh In the coun.
~ ~ hefnahllo and Tcrriulry ~
New Mexico cotaprining and oon-
ialnine Ai1e acrta, more o. loaA,
ai.d cqsnpo.scd q FrnzinE and. %
tho value Of ~ cefaa par eorc. the
said lands nre noa OOuilrInHd OF
Telienfcd rejected By tiid Court %
priVafo Land Claima; MaIiano n
oicro. piaitionor For q more oum-
Illeiie description ~ the alid traot
~ hand ncfcroitcc a. expressly had
and made 20 the description and
boundaries rhoroof ln tho OfIi0o %
tho 8UrNeyor uonoral - the Ter
r1tOry Of New AoNioo, whloh aid
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Miss Annie Wyandotte, queen Of the
operate stage and dramatic soprano
says:
"FIFTEENTH ST. AND JACKSON AVE. |
KANSAS CITY, Mo.
Or. Hartman:
Dear Sir-Pe-ru-na has been my sal
walton. 1t has given me back beauti-
full voice, gift of God; it has brought
me once more to my old profession.
could scarcely whisper. Can you wonder
at my delight? / wish every person who
is suffering as | suffered might know
Pe-ru-na. Only those who have been
afflicted can ever know the intense salts
faction and gratitude that comes with a
complete cure. y.voice was completely
gone. April ID l felt SO elated over the
restoration Of my voice that [ inserted
an advertisement in The Star for vocal
pupils. The advertisement, which. cost
me So cents, brought me five pupils, and
that was the beginning of my present
large class. Yours gratefully,
"Annic Wyandotte"
A congestion, inflammation or ulcera-
ton of the mucous membrane, whether
of the head, stomach, kidneys or other
organ, is known to the medical profession
as catarrh. 1t is known by different
names, such AS dyspepsia, Bright's dis
ease, female complaint, diarrhoea, bron-
chitis, consumption and a host of other
names. Wherever there is congested
mucous membrane there is catarrh, acute
or chronic.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
Stomach
Troubles
in Spring

Are THAT BILIOUS FEELING, bad
taste in the mouth, dull headache, Sleep
lessness, poor appetite.
No matter how careful you are about
eating, everything you take into your
stomach turns sour, causes distress,
pains and unpleasant gases.
Don't you understand what these
symptoms-signals of distress-mean?
They are the cries of the stomach for
help! 1t is being overworked. 1t needs
the peculiar tonic qualities and diges-
tive strength to be found only in
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
A Year BEHIND.

A missionary of one of these out-of-
theway stations, where mail comes to
him but once year, says he subscribes
for a daily newspaper and has all the
numbers sent him at once. He arranges
them i'll consecutive order. and every
morning after breakfast, on the right
day of the month, reads his paper that
is just one year old. I'm this way / get
my news consecutively." he says, and
enjoy morning paper all through the
winter, for / do not allow myself to read
ahead. You cannot imagine what COM
pany it is, and how civilized | fell
IndianaDolis Press
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
HOw's THIS!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
r: j. CHENEY & CO.. Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known f. J.
Cheney for tue last Is years. and believe
him perfectly honorable Ii all business
out any obligation made by their firm.
West & TruaX, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledO, 0.
Waldng, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price, 75c. per bot
tie Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
MRS. COLONEL HAMILTON.

That Pe-ru-na has become a household
remedy in the home of Mrs. Colonel Ham
ilton is well attested by letter from
her, which says: Il can give my testi-
mony as to the merits of your remedy,
Pe-ru-na. | have been taking the same
for some time, and am enjoying better
health now than l have for some years.
l attribute the change to Pe-ru-na, and
recommend Pe-ru-na to every woman,
believing it to be especially beneficial to
them" Mrs. Hamiltons residence is 259
GOodale street, Columbus, Ohio.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

but if l should be sick / would know what
to take. have taken several bottles for
female complaint. / am in the change of
life and it does me good
Have you catarrh of the head, throat,
lungs, stomach or any other organ of
the body? If so, write to DR.. Hartman
at once. He will send you directions for
treatment without charge. Address DR..
Hartman Columbus. ..
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
A Battlefield Jest.

A private in the Second Coldstream
guards, writing on January IL from
Wynberg hospital to his home in Lincoln
shire, gives graphic personal details of
the MOdder river battle. He says: II
happened to find a bit of looking glass
IT. made rare bit of fun. AS it was
passed from comrade to comrade they
said, Have a last look at yourself my
boy, and bid yourself goOdby.' The
laugh went round Then 'Advance!' and
we were at it again. '-London Tele-
grap pm.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
A Strange Coincidence.

BY strange coincidence the bronze
Spanish cannon which was presented TO
the city of Bangor through the influence
of Congressman Boutelle was mounted
in front of the customs house building on
it's own birthday, February 8. On the
breech is engraved the date of it's make
February 8, 17S7-which was just 113
years before the gun was mounted in
Bangor-Philadelphi Record
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
Try Graln-O. Try Grain-o:

Ask your grocer today to show you a
package IF GRAIN-O, the new food
drink that takes the place of coffee. The
children may drink it without injury as
well as the adult. All who try it like it.
GRAIN-O has that rich seal brown Of
Mocha or Java, but it is made from
pure grains, and the most delicate stom
ach receives it without distress. One
fourth the price of coffee. 15c and 25c
per package. Sold by all grocers.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
Fish Scales in Demand.

There has been a call at the American
consulate in Lyons, France, for fish
artificial pearls. The supply is not equal
to the demand. 1t is said that good
prices will be paid for them. The scales
should be packed in salt as soon as re-
moved from the fish and packed in tin
cans. Specimens sent to the consulate
from America will be examined and re-
ports about them made to the sender
New York Tribune
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot Ease,
A powder to shake into your shoes. 1t rests
the feet. Cures Corns, Bun.Ons, Swollen, Sore,
Hot, Gallons, Aching, Sweating feet and In
growing Nails. Aliens FOOt-Ease makes
new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores, 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
MISS CLARA STOECKER.

Miss Clara Stoecker says: Il had
chronic catarrh for over year. J. tried
many remedies, but found no relief until
| saw an advertisement in the paper Of
your treatment for chronic catarrh.
tried it and | think | am now well. /
recommend Pe-ru-na to all my friends
who are afflicted with catarrh.'' Miss
Stoecker lives at Pittsburg, Pa.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
me but little. They operat

me but little. They operated on me three
times. 1t was very painful and ! only
obtained little relief | was so weak /
could not turn in bed. Then l applied to
DIR. Hartman. / did not know whether
his advice, and used only three bottles OF
Pe-ru-na and Man-a-lin. Now am well
and as strong as l ever was, thanks to
your remedies Pelvic catarrh has be-
come so frequent that most women are
more or less afflicted with it. 1t is usu-
ally called female disease
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

SarsaparilIa

The best stomach and blood remedies
known to the medical profession are
combined in the medicine, and thousands
Of grateful letters telling its cures prove
it to be the greatest medicine for all
stomach troubles ever yet discovered.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
SIO,OoO,OOO a Year for Peanuts.

The people of the United States con-
sumo 100000 bushels of peanuts an
nually, at a cost Of about $1O,OOO,OO0.
The growing of the peanut in this coun-
try is gradually increasing, but much Of
the product consumed is still brought
from abroad, notably from Spain, Egypt
and Japan. Yet the South Atlantic sea
board and the lower Mississippi valley,
as well as other parts of the United
States, have been shown to be abundant
ly responsive to the cultivation Of this
ground nut, the average yield being
about sixty bushels per acre.-Kansas
City Journal.
Chronic Nasal Catarrh poisons every
breath that is drawn into the lungs.
There is procurable from any druggist
the remedy for its cure. A small guam
tity of Ely's Cream Balm placed into
the nostrils spreads over an inf1amed and
angry surface, relieves Immediately the
painful inflammation. cleanses, heals and
cures. Drying inhalants, fumes, smokes
and snuffs simply develop dry catarrh;
they dry up the secretions which adhere
to the membrane and decompose, causing
a far more serious trouble than the ordi-
nary form of catarrh. Avoid all drying
inhalants, use Ely's Cream Balm. 1t is
reliable and will cure catarrh. cold in the
head and hay fever easily and pleasantly.
All druggists sell it at so cents or it will
be mailed by Ely Brothers, Sc Warren
ST., n. Y
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Mrs. Margar-
@ t h a Danben,
No. 1914 North
Superior street.
r a cine City,
Wis, says: Il
feel so well and
good and health
full now that pen
cannot describe
it. Pe-ru-na is
everything t 0
m e. L t G e |
healthy and well,
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Lady Georgiana Grey, daughter of
the Reform minister, Earl Grey. entered
upon her Tooth year not long ago. appar-
emily in good health.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

i. l am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago-NIrs.
Thos. Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich.
n. Y. Feb. II. 1900.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
Chronic Nasal Catarrh poisons every

During his coming visit to England
King Oscar of Norway and Sweden is
to deliver an address at Oxford on the
literature of his own country.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
Carriers Ink.

Good ink is necessity for good writ
ing Carriers is the best. Costs no more
than poor ink.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures
sick headache. Price % and SOC.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Johannesburg has German school
which last June was giving instruction
to 113 boys, "a girls and % children in
the kindergarten.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

The United States consul at Vladi-
yostock, Russia, is Richard II. Greener,
negro and graduate of Harvard.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

New Zealand's frozen meat trade
with Great Britain now equals about
$4,000 sheep day, or some 6,5O0,OOO
carcasSeS per annum.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

"A Cincinnati firm is working on an
order received from London for SOC, 1000
British flags.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Mrs. WinslOw's SOOTHING SYRUP for childra,
teething softens the gums reduces Inflammation
allays pain. wind collie. 25c bottle.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Among 100000 Germans there are
twenty-one suicides every year, most of
them aged between 20 and 80.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

For your Easter Cakes and Candy use
NIB" FlavOring Extracts
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Port Tampa is, built on piles driven
deep in the bottom of the bay.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

1t is announced in Boston that Bish-
CD Lawrence of Massachusetts is to give
a new dormtory to Harvard.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Fishers Flavoring Extracts are endorsed
by pure food laws and the u S. government for their
PURITY and STRENGTH. A. j. Hilbert Co.. Milw.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

To South African oxen the tulip
plant which the beasts greedily devoury
is rank poison.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

ACE k Ia les 81 and n Sens Clothes and al;
soma lie prices. Mail orders prompt
IN AIMS ] attended to. Wri e. HACK e.
ALrEN, 534 Clinton Street, Mil
to 40c pair wauke Wis.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Sandy Mcpherson, in moment Of alb
stracton, put half crown in the collec
ton plate last Sunday in mistake. for a
penny, and has since expended a deal Of
thought as to the best way of making up
for it: moo, l might stay ava frae the
kirk till the sum was made up; but on
the ither han, wad be payin' pew rent
a the time an gettin' nae guild g t..
Losh! But I'm thinkin' this is what the
meenister cas- a 'releegious defhculty."
Punch.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

would be liv-
ing now if it
were not for
you. | had
suffered with
flow of blood
{ O + 0 II T
months, and
the doctors
C 0 u J d help
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Wilson suggested about sparrows falling
and God watching over; maybe you
have. heard it, Montmorency knew it
before. Then l preached a sermon over
the tomb. Rose danced skirt dance.
We all went
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

II know one class of men who have
kept Lent in a penitent way" 'And
who are they?" 1.-The customers They
rent their garments. "-Philadelphia Bull
letin.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Mrs. Greene-'I suppose your uncle is
very fond Of music?"
Mrs. Gray-"Oh, dear, no. He has a
thorough knowledge of it, you know
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Even ner.-Foster-"Do all your
employees drop their tools the instant
that the whistle blows?' Ployer-"Oh,
no, not all of them. The more orderly
ones have. their tools put away before
that time. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Mrs. Margareth
Fritz, w ilcOx
Okla. writes: Il
extend my sincere
thanks for the
good advice you
have given me. |
do not believe l
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Official-"You want license to run
an automobile! Have you had any ex-
perience?.'
Applicant-"You bet l have
Official-"Where and how?'
Applicant.-"Why, I've steered baby
carriage safely across Broadway Oh u
parade day. "-Harper's Bazaar
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

The pet canary Of Troy, n. Y, fam
lily succumbed to an attack of grip the
other day. The five small Smiths--and
even the neighbor children-mourned up
roariously. The funeral services were
aged 10: I'VE buried Chirp under the
dead tree in the yard. dug the grave
and Sylvia gave the coffin Mortimer
ency and me sang hymn. We pretend
ed it was hymn, but it was g song Mrs.
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MISS ANNIE WYANDOTTE.

Miss Annie Wyandotte, queen of the
operate stage and dramatic soprano,
saws:
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

Mr.. Adams-'My wife and l were
particularly gratifed over letter re-
ceived from our boy the other day All
nouncing that he. leads his class"
College ,Professor-"Ah yes. The boys
march into class in alphabetical order
Philadelphia Press.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

A wealthy man was once exhibiting
proudly to a younger acquaintance a ia
was 500 years old. That is nothing"
remarked his young visitor. Il have in
my possession a table which is more than
5000 years Old" Three thousand years
old!' said the host. THAT is impossi-
BILE Where was it made?' Probably
in India ''In India? What kind of a
table is it," 1.-The multiplication table.'
-Tit-Bits.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1900-04-18

What a pretty new shirt waist. he
exclaimed, as he tried to press a wrinkle
out of it with his arm. I'm glad you
like it, she said shyly. wait min
ute," he said, shifting the air; II smell
something burning" Don't be alarmed,
Fred" she said, drawing the arm tighter
about her which he had almost removed
its this new waist. l got it at Culver
fire sale today. "-Yonker' Stateman.
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Mr.. Robin-''What kind of a nest shall
we build this year, dear?"
Mrs. Robin-''Well, if you don't build
a prettier one than Mrs. Bluejay's over
in the apple tree I'll not set. Sc there.'
Ohio State Journal.