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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

All the liars are not dead yet
The Worthington Herald tells of an
artist in that town who painted dog
SO natural the animal had hydro
phobia during the hot weather. He's
the same one who painted a beer
bottle with such skill that the cork
flew out just as he was finishing it,
And after he was married he painted
picture of his first baby SO life like
that it cried and his wife spanked
it before she discovered her mistake
Next.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Everybody likes berries; everybody
ought to have them; but don't think
of planting out single row without
first getting a copy of Bicycle Berry
Book. This book is written by a
practical grower and will save you
money, time and trouble from the
start. Starting right is more than
half way towards success. Market
gro Hers pronounce Bicycle Berry
Book one of the most helpful books
ever written on the subject. Many
of the leading growers have contri-
buted their experience to its pages.
The price is SO cents, by mail; ad-
dress the publishers, Wilmer Atkin-
son Co., Philadelphia.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Yes, the world owes you a living
provided you are willing to get down
and work for it, but under 9th 81
condition. You may play tramp and
beg "hand outs" or live off your
father-in-law or convert a public Of
fee into a private snap or, worse,
steal your living by beating your way
through life, and the world owes you
nothing but hole in the ground and
the feconversion of the elements of
which your worthless carcass is COM
posed into some more useful form of
animal or vegetable life.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25
Personal PICK-UPS.
Little Items OF interest About Morris

Little Items of Interest About Morris
People.
B. A. Hancock is up from Benson
Themes Delahunt is in Morris this
week.
E. j. Jones returns from his. out
ing at Glenwood today.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fl. B. Wolff have
returned from Browns Valley
r. G. jefferson was up from ST..
Paul looking after interests here.
Ward Stone goes to Leech Lake
today to spend few, days in camp
Miss Clara Cogel, of Red Wing,
is visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Cogel.
Miss Blanche Flaherty went to
Litchfeld Thursday to visit her aunt.
Miss Bertha Wunsch will go to st.
Paul next week to attend the high
school.
Miss Nellie Payne, of Brainerd, is
the guest of her cousin, Mrs. G. B.
Burpee.
F. E. Smith and Sam Magaw we're
in Herman Wednesday on legal
business.
E. G. Graham. of Northfeld, has
been visiting friends in Morris the
past few days.
Mrs. Whitney and Mrs. CAVITY are
visiting their parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
VIM. Wunsch.
j. H. Persons has gone for visit
with relatives in the southern part of
of the state.
Mrs. A. Justin Northrup and child
rem returned from the camp at Leech
Lake Tuesday.
Mrs F. E. Newell leaves the first
part of next week for visit with
relatives in Hastings.
J.B. Stebbins, Of St. Charles, is
the guest of his daughter, Mrs. F. "A.
Hancock, and son, S. J. Stebbins.
Chas. w. Smith, of Dallas, Texas,
is the guest of j. D. Good while
looking after interests in this vicinity.
E. r. Chamberlain and son, who
have been visiting V. O. Bonsteel,
leave for Appleton today to visit rela-
tives.
Oscar Barsness and Peter Peterson
spent Sunday at the camp at Pomme
de Terre with Thos. Thomasson and
family. FL
MI. Daily, the Democratic nomi-
nee for Congress in this district, was
comforting with local Democrats on
Monday. s-i
w. G. Bicknell has returned from
Leech Lake, where Mrs. Ward Stone,
Mrs. Orrin Parker and Rev. Northrup
are camping.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pete w. Ross, w ol
have been spending the summer with
their parents near Mason, Ohio, ar
rived in Morris today.
DR.. and Mrs. Mizpah, who spent
the first part of the week with the
family of Thos. Thomasson at Pomme
de Terre, left for Fargo Tuesday
night.
E. Fl. Milhan, general organizer OF
the Endowment Rank of the Knights
Of Pythias, was in town the first of
the week looking after the interests of
that branch of the order.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25
DoNNELLY ECHos.



Johnson Bros, who nave been doing a
general merchandise business here for the
past year. have decided to combine their
stores into one large store to be located
at Westbrook, one the new towns on the
new line of Omaha In the southern part
of the state,
A very heavy rain fell here on Tuesday
night, thus delaying thrashing operations
for few more days. No machines have
started yet in this portion of the county.
The finishing touches are being put on
the new depot.
If you want some great cash bargains
go to johnson, Bros. general store before
next Wednesday. On that day the goods
will be shipped away. but meanwhile
some unprecedented bargains will be
offered for cash.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Democratic Legislative Convention.
The Democrats and Populists held
joint Legislative convention at Her
man last Saturday, and nominated A.
McConville, ofStevens, and Herman
HiIlmond, of Grant, as the Demo
cratic and Populist candidates for
the house of representatives from this
district.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

You assume no risk when you buy
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera, and
Diarrhoea Remedy. J. R. Kreuger,
Druggist will refund your money if
you are not satisfied after using it.
It is everywhere admitted to be the
most successful remedy in use for
bowel complaints and the only one
that never fails. It is pleasant safe
and reliable.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Mr.. Peter G.. LeDue and Miss
Edythe G.. Pierce we're married in St
Paul on Monday, August 9th. Mr.
LeDue is a graduate of the Fort
Totem Indian school at Devils Lake
North Dakota, and is employed al
the Morris Industrial school as Indian
helper. The bride is a graduate OF
the Carlisle Indian School in Penn
sylvania, and is at present music
teacher at the local Indian school
Mr.. and Mrs. LeDue returned tc
Morris last week Wednesday where
they will continue in their former
positions.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Florence News;-The politician is
my shepherd. shall not want any
good during the campaign. He
leadeth me in the saloon for my votes
sake, he fil4eth my pockets with good
cigars my glass of beer runneth over,
He prepareth my ticket in the pres
ence of my better judgement. Yea,
though I walk through the mud and
the rain to vote for him, and shout
myself hoarse when he is elected,
straightway he forgetteth me 10 when
I meet him in his Office he kncweth
me not. Surely the wool has been
pulled over mine eyes all the days of
my life.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25
..Take Heed Will Surely Speed .

Be sure to heed the first symptoms
of indigestion, nervousness and i'm
pure blood, and thur avoid .ch1onic
dyspepsia, nervous prostration and
all the evils produced by bad blood
Hoods Sarsaparill is your safeguard.
It,quickly sets the stomach right,
strengthens and quiets the nerves,
purifes and vitalixes the blood and
ket ps up the health tone.
All liver ills are cured by Hoods
Pills.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

M. r, Jones has sold his farm OF
2O4 acres on Section % in the town
of Rendsyille at $3.50 an acre. Mr.
Jones Informs us that he has not yet
formed definite plans for the future,
but will probably take trip to the
old country and on his return settle
IN California, where many of Mrs.
Jones's relatives are at present.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

The grocery stock of E. A. Young
has not yet been moved from the old
location and may not be till near the
end of next week on account of the
time necessary to get the fixtures put
-
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

The Philippine natives run pell-mell
At the sound of our Yankee yell,
But, oh, what gait they'll have,
maybe,
After taking Rocky Mountain Tea.
Hulburd & johnson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25
King Oscar for Arbitrator

STOCKHOLM, Sweden, Aug. "a. King
Oscar has formally agreed to act as ar
bitrator Of the claims for compensation
for losses sustained by British and Ger
man subjects and American citizens in
Samoa.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

WANTED:-Christiau man or
woman to qualify for permanent
position in this County, as Manager
and Correspondent $500 yearly.
Enclos SO self addressed stamped en-
velope to O. L. Nelson, Secretary,
Trust Building, Duluth, .MiDn.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Insure against fire, lightning and
tornado with Fred E. Smith. He
writes in the best companies at
reasonable rates. At
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Insure against fire, lightning and
tornado with Fred E. Smith. He
writes in the best companies at reason
able prices. At
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

CEPAALOTUS. Kills dandruff,
cleans the scalp, prevents hair from
falling, invigorates and causes it to
grow. Purely vegetable and harm
less. One so cent sample package
by m IL for IS cents. Marsh Mfg.
Co., 542 West Lake St., Chicago.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Mothers endorse it, children like,
old folks use it. We refer to One
Minute Cure. 1t will quickly cure
all throat and lnng troubles.-Hul-
burd & johnson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

B. W. Brokaw, eye specialist and
optician will be at Krueger's drug
store the 9Th, 9th, 10th and 22nd, of
every month. Eyes examined free.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Rev. VIM. Won Fischer will conduct
German services at the Congrega-
tional church tomorrow at two
o'clock in the afternoon.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Hilda Graf, the two years old
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Olaf Graf,
of the town of Donnelly, died on
Monday of cholera infantum. The
funeral was held from the church at
that place on Wednesday.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

cts been four years now,' said
the deserted lady 'sfnce he left me
and his happy home. I remember
it just as we'll as yesterday-how he
stood at the door holding it open till
six flies got in the house" Indian
apolis Press.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

You will never find any other pills
SO prompt and SO pleasant as De-
Wits Little Early Unconstitutional
& johnson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Wanamaker & Browns latest
styles in spring suits may be ordered
of A. L. Stenger, local agent.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

The quicker you stop a cough or
cold the less danger there will be Of
fatal lung trouble. One Minute
Cough Cure is the only harmless
remedy that gives Immediate results.
You will like it.-Hulburd & John
son, ..
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25
The plastering has been finished
on the new rooms at the court houses

Insure against fire, lightning and
tornado with Fred E. Smith. He
writes in the best companies at
reasonable rates. ct
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25
NOTICE,
ON THE CITY CIRCUIT.
SATURDAY, AUGUST rs, 1000.

When you want nice, cleansing,
cooling bath go to Rsdue's.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25
Farm Loans.

am ready to make farm loans at
z per cent. without commission; no
delay. This beats 6 per cent. and
commission.
GEO. E. DARLING.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25
81. B. Lund, practical matchmaker

Constipation is cured by Hoods
Pills. Csc.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25

Bran $40, shorts SIS per ton at the
Riverside Mill.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-08-25
Farm Journal
5 Years.
This Paper
One Year.
PAY UP AND GET BOTH PAPERS At PRICE
OF ONE.

We Rant'to get 500 new subscribers
to our paper, and are going to do it II
ne can; We therefore continue our ar
rangement With the Farm Journal by
which NE can send THE TRIBUNE and
the Farm Journal, 5 years, both for
$3.50. And we make the same offer to
all old subscribers who will pay all
arrearages and one year in advance.
You know what our paper is, and the
Farm Journal is gen-practical, pro-
gressive-a clean, honest, useful paper
full of g1mption, full of sunshine, with
an immense circu1ation.a among the best
people everywhere. You ought to take it.
NOTICE.
We are going to send you soon sample
of the Farm Journal free, and let it speak for
itself. Look out for it.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11
August Century.

The Century Co. announces the
discovery of a new romantic novelist
in a young New Yorker, Miss Bertha
Runkle, whose maiden effort is to be
the Century's leading piece of fiction
for the next eight months, beginning
in the August number. 1t is described
as dramatic romance of love and
adventure, and is entitled "The Hell
met OF Navarro The scene is Paris
during the siege by Henry of Navarro.
Miss Runkle is the daughter of Mrs.
L. 6. Ruukle, lady OF large literary
attachments, well known by her edi-
torial connection with the New York
Tribune, and as one OF the working
editors of the Library Of the World 5
Best Literature" and similar enter
prises.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11

from the University of Michigan il
1874, and was formerly dean of its
law department, succeeding Judge
Cooley.
Germany's official ca talogue for the
Paris Exposition is printed in new
type the inventor of which is said to
be the Kaiser himself. The letters
are the ordinary Roman letters with
Gothic decorations. The intention
is to substitute the new alphabet for
the present German type, and to &C.
complsh this object fonts of the new
type will be offered to German print
ing establishments at very low
prices.
Charles r. Adams, the we'll known
teacher of vocal music in Boston,
died at West Harwich Wednesday.
He was the son of Charles and Eliza
Adams, and was born in Charles
town, Feb 10, 1884. His early edu-
cation was received at the grammer
school, Charlestown, and at Wesley
an academy, Wilbraham. Having
chosen music as his profession, Mr..
Adams studied and Travelled with
Prof Muder, formerly one of the
professors of the Royal opera, Paris,
and accompanied him to Europe.
After tour in Russia, he returned
to Vienna and accepted three years
engagement at Pesth for the German
opera. He appeared at the Imperial
opera house in Berlin for three consec-
utive years, and the following nine
years was the leading tenor at Hofo-
per in Vienna. During this time, he
sang in opera two seasons at the
Covent Garden, London, one season
at the Scala in Milan, and one at the
Royal opera, Madrid, as we'll as at
the principal opera houses in Ger
many. He returned to America in
1877, appearing throughout the
United States in German and Italian
operas. Some years ago he settled
in Boston as teacher of vocal music,
in which be has been eminently sue
cessful, standing high in the estima-
ton of the profession and the public.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11
The Campaign in Vermont.

The BrattlebOro correspondent of
the Springfield Republican is an ar
dent admirer Of Bryan and a strong
supporter of the Bryan democracy.
In his letter to last Sundays paper
he predicts that the democratic party
will make vigorous campaign and
that the old-time republican major
ity will be reduced. We are inclined
to doubt this statement, but we
give his line of argument to show the
republicans that they must be awake
and energetic from now until the
polls open the first Tuesday in Sep
TENDER.
"Word comes from Kansas City that
Bryan will surely come into New Eng
land on stamping tour some time in
August, and that Vermonters will be
given chance to hear the idol of present
day democracy. The democrats promise
to put up lively campaign in the next
eight weeks even here in Vermont, though
the result will largely depend upon the
uniting OF repuUHCan factions, who have
been sorely rent through unusual party
strife 1t is rumored that some of the
old-time contributors to campaign ex-
penses will watch the wheels go round
this year while they nurse their disap-
pontments in not having secured nomi-
nations for which they holly struggled.
Should this prove to be the case, the
democrats might stand an even chance,
of reducing the majority in this state, in
which event the new leadership would
have some reason to crow over the old
regime, which has been relegated to back
seats since the free silver issue came to
the front. 1t is too early to discount
the result of Vermont's September vote,
but it is barely possible that it may be
found OF no little interest when the time
comes and the votes are counted. Three
eX-governors at least in Vermont have
openly protested against the policy OF
the present administration and are on
record as saying that they would not
countenanCe it with their votes. Not
long ago one Of Vermont's most brilliant
lawyers and jurists asserted before dis
tingushed party of New Workers that
the policy OF Imperialism and Hannaism
was most dangerous, unpatriotic and
utterly inexcusabe, and, he added 4 will
not support it whatever the consequent
ces.' This is but a sample of utterances
heard on all hands two months ago.
Whether the sentiment has changed in
this respect can only be known when the
returns come in"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11

written, quote: 1.-THE Representa-
tives of the Russian Press assembled
at Paris entertain the most fervent
wishes for the ultimate triumph OF
the South African Republic in her
glorious struggle for liberty and in
dependence. This inscription set
me wondering what these journals
tic subjects of the Autocrat of all the
Russias know about liberty and in
dependence, and where they would
be sent if they should suggest a
struggle for liberty and independence
to their fellow subjects at home. l
wonder if those Russian Journalists
think they are free, or want freedom,
or are they phrase befuddled, mouth
ing Liberty and independence" as a
parrot might. There is no doubt
that Russia is ruled by the most hui
name and gentlest despot that ever
sat on European throne, and Rus
slams are probably better off than if
they were armed with double-edged
suffrage. But it certainly sounds
grotesque to hear Russian subjects
proclaiming ardent wishes for the
liberty and independence of other
peoples.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11
News VS.. Opinions.

The editorials OF the Burlington
Free Press and their news columns
present a strange contrast these
DAYS. The Free Press claims that
Gen. Grout is already defeated for
the Senate with as much ardor as
they claimed the nomination for
Powers in the congressional fight.
The news columns tell Of county
after county that has elected state
senator's favorable to Gen. Grout,
but editorially the paper gives him
credit for only the northeastern
counties and intimates that even
there his strength is waning. There
are none so blind as those that will
not see and the talk about the de-
feat of Gen. Grout is now being in
dustriously worked as the time
comes to select town representatives.
When all the state senators have
been chosen it will be seen that Gen.
Grout has divided the support with
his leading contestant, but even then
the Free Press will probably claim
otherwise. Public sentiment is not
made by such tactics and the friends
OF Gen. Grout have nothing to fear
from such a course.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11

Gratis will put up a strong fight for
victory, but Bryan's stubborn desire
to fight the silver question over
again on the sixteen to one basis has
lost him New York and the victory
for the republicans in November will
be even greater than in 1896. If the
democrats had fought out the cam
paign on the issue of Imperialism
and Hill as their vice-president we
believe their chances would have
been good for a victory.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11
TAKING UP
PHOTOGRAPHY

this summer? Certainly ought to.
Most fascinating combination OF
study and pleasure. We make it
easy for the amateur, and profess
ional, too, by selling
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11
Sixteen to One.

The old issue of 1896 has been re.
vived and the democratic ticket will
be headed by Bryan, the free silver
orator, and Adlai Stevenson, vice
president with Cleveland. The free
silver craze caught the Vermont dele
cation and they joined hands with
the silver states and turned their
backs on New York and Hill, the
champion of the old-fashioned de.
mocracy of their fathers. The demo.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11
REPUBLICAN TICKET.

NATIONAL.
FOR PRESIDENT.
WILLIAM MCKINLEY of OHIO.
FOR VICE PRESIDENT.
THEODORE ROOSEVELT of New York.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11
Men, Women and Events.

The Baroness Cederstroeum JADE
lima PATTI is to visit this country,
unprofessionalIy, next winter.
Mrs. Peary and little daughter are
about to sail north on the Wind
ward with provisions for Lieutenant
Peary. Mrs. Peary's dauntless
courage makes her willing to brave
again the dangers OF the Artic sea.
The last descendant of John Bun
yam, woman 90 years old, has just
died in England. The last male de.
cendant died comparatively early in
the present century. The race of the
author Of the "Pilgrim's Progress
is now extinct.
Elton College has published a list
Of its former school-boys who are
serving in South Africa. There are
1,OO1 names in the list, among them
those of Lord Roberts, Sir Redvers
Butler, Lord Methuen, Lord Dundon
aid, and Gems. Lyttleton, Chermside
Colville, Pole-Carew, Knox and Hut
not.
H, w. Rogers, Ii. D., late presi
dent of Northwestern University
has accepted an invitation from
Yale Law School to take the place O
Hon. E. J. Phelps, deceased, as in
structor in the law department c
Yale University during the coming
year. Mr.. Rogers was graduate
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11

Two or three of our exchanges
take the results of the congressional
conventions very bitterly. Consid-
ering the fact that tho WHINE were
good republicans and both won the
nomination by good majorities it is
mighty poor politics and bad taste
to belittle the men at this time.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11
COUNTY.
FOR SENATOR'S.

FOR SENATOR'S.
ALEX. DUNNETT of st. Johnsbury.
GILBERT NJ. CAMPBELL of Lyndonville.
FOR ASSISTANT JUDGES.
STEPHEN D. MORSE OF Dauville.
WILLIAM II. GmCHRlsT Of Mclndoes.
FOR JUDGE OF PROBATE.
WALTER P. SMITH of st. Johnsbury
FOR STATES ATTORNEY.
DAVID E. PORTER Of st. Johnsbury.
FOR SHERIFF.
LORENZO SULLowAY of St, Johnsbury.
FOR HIGH BAlLIFF.
A. E. WAKEFIELD Of Hard wick.
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER.
DANFoRTH B. LESLIE of Wheelock.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11
What Shall We Have for Dessert

This question arises in the family every
day. Let US answer it to-day. Try Jell-
O, delicious and healthtul desert. Pre-
pared in two minutes. No boiling no
baking add boiling water and set to
cool. Flavors Lemon, orange, rasp-
berry and strawberry. At your grocers,
10 cents.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1900-07-11
CAMERAS AND HIGH GRADE
PHOTOGRAPHIC GOODS

at very low prices. Our stock is Sc
lected with great care and we ha We the
greatest. conhdence in it's reliability.