The Red Cloud chief., 1900-11-23
ALMOST FORGOTTEN.
Incidents Of Every Day Life Which Very
Few People Stop to Think About on
Account Of Their Litleness.


Some OF the BOYS have heard Of the
lawyer who said he was the coming
msn.-The coming man now Is called
8. Claus.-Two men who have already
arrived and have come to stay for
a few months are named Tom aud
Jerry Many Of our citizens will get
intimately acquainted with them dur.
ing their s~tay.-Somp OF them will re-
greet the acquaintance for a short sea.
son but will want to renew old friend.
ship again.-The summer girl has gone
but bucswheat cakes and maple syrup
are here to take their place.-rhe first
Of the year is coming and II Is a good
time to settle up every little floating
debt.-While you are dong this re.
member that little floating debt you
owe US on subscription Those owing
two, three, four and five years prefer.
red.-New Years promises are 50 hard
TO keep and so often broken that u
good mar Of this town has promised
himself to be more wicked than ever
just to see what the effect will be-
Girls may think there is no harm 10 an
innocent Irritation and there is none,
but there Is no such thing as an ''inno.
cent Irritation This is what a Kan.
sas editor says of ia Irritation
added to a girls education is like
brushing the down from the peach,
robbing the ross of It's perfume, tax.
ing pretty unconsciousnes from the
baby, etc, etc.-Then girls should
hear what men say about a flirt; men
are mighty mean.-There is no danger,
particularly, in the man who wrinkles
his forehead up aud down, but beware
OF the man who wrinkles IL east and
west, he is n killer."-It is wonderful
what Il large mount of money a news.
paper is supposed to get cut OF the
campaign funds, etc, before election
and how really little il does get for the
extra expense and trouble it goes to 10
booming candidates Talking in this
line how very seldom is a newspaper
man recognized when it sme to the
distribution Of the loavss and fishes
In the distribution Of positions under
the new administration Of the states
affairs the newspaper man will be in it
like 10 to There are 50 many yellow
hammers who saved the state" who
want a position that the editors are
afraid to ask for their dues for fear
they will be placed in the same class.
A Yankee girl has discovered that a
piece Of sand paper tied to each ankle
will produce a good imitation of the
frou frOu of u fifteen dollar silk skirt.
-Whaj a gOd.send this will be to her
best fellow when he wants to light his
cigar in wet weather Now that il is
getting cold weather and you feel lone.
some and don't know where to go for
amusement your mind can revert to
the fact Of how pleasant 1t would be il
we had an auditorium or opera house
whore one could enjoy a good play for
q few hours OF course you can 20 to
the saloon. the club or the Up. d and
pass your evenings. but there are many
OF our citizens who are no partial to
any Of these.-Let your children lind
amusement at night iu the back alleys
and when your farmer customers come
to town to spend an evening point out
the place where they can get rid Of
their ready money the quickest I'm
Thanksgiving day it has been arranged
l." have n ten mile FREQ fsr MI walking
n, Itch ~ this citv u he fat, the lean,
the rich and the poor can go INFO This
on an Equal fo"ling The ice men
have given way 10 the coal men who
are now raking in the shekels. the for.
mer however are making ready for the
harvest and will be ready to do up
their patrons next summer Accord.
ing TO n late decision of the supreme
court it will be Judge Edison for the
next year,