The Savannah morning news., 1900-12-23

Cotton 10 the Humble joys OF Middle
Glass Americans. IL was a Matter Of Pride
with him that his Pulse never jigElcd
and his Temperament never scootcd up
60 Fever Heat ANY Show OF Emotion
was regarded as Vulgar.
when the whole Country was having its
Ouadreunial Epileptic CONFUSION. known
as the National Campaign. he did not so
much as remember the Names OF the
Candidates.
lie went 10 an Arena to see Cham
pionshlp Battle between two Grand Lit
tie Boys who did l23 al the Ringsidc. IL
was Twenty Round quarrel. ful u
gore and Knock Downs but IL never gave
him a Tingle. While the saloon Men were
shricklug 10 the Participants TO Beat his
Block on and Jam hin In the kisser the
faded Traveller sat and read little
Book OF SOnnets that he had Picked Up
in London. After the Kid had been car
ried out OF the Ring. looking like Ham
burger STEAK, tho Globo-Trottcr looked
up YEARLY and asked what tho Score
was II was the same as Cricket 10 him.
Even az a Foot Ball Game he was
calm as a Craven image. lie never Bat
ted an Eye when the Peerless Hali-Back
went down the Field like a forked Flash
Of Lightning. leaving the Gridiron streWn
with writing Giants who were sure 10
got their Pictures IN the Paper with
Toss-Ifp between the Obituary column
ana the Sporting Page. Al tho Supreme
Aioment. when the Hero threw himself
.gsapttltlIke across the Linear of White
wash. and ten thousand Partisans got up
on their Hind Legs and yowled IKE 90
votes and the Girls squealed and fell De-
tween the Chairs and lOosened their Bach
Hair. II was then that the Human lee
rox sat there regarding his Finger Nails
and wearing the small dry smile OF the
chan who IS Dreadfully Bored
ne was undoubtedly the Champion Wet
Blanket Il seemed that nothing short or
Flectrocution would have sent "A Thrill
M The Back Of His Neck. lie would lean
no aqafnss Hot Water PIPE ana have
n store Cold on the Count Of Ten.
lie had what People who know a httie
French call an Awful Case Of the Ennui-
Nothing interested him and nothing dls-
pleased him. lie was Supremacy lndihcr-
ont. He was tho kind that gets up ana
saunters out OF the Theoter wheh al OF
49, common Run have Goose Pimples up
orI down them and their Eyes bulging
oit wondering whether the Heroine y
Going 10 Come Back az che Noolefnah
with "A Dirk or accept the Money anu
Fly with him. ~. -.
.,t,ee n was too much Trouble 20 SEND
Regrets lie sized up the Assemniase VIZ
/, rishv Eye while seated on a MOORISH
D,van. made in Grand Rapids. Mich. Near
rim sat a Young Thing with BABY
star. whose Brain-Throbs ran about
c,,r a. the Minute. Her Photograph may
- aeen IN front OF any Gallery. she was
~, world Beaten a. 20 SHAPE style or
,o...s..l Get-trp She was Young
,,,,t mo- too Young The Market Man
'.os,id have called her good sszaole
roller. The Globe-Trotter had seen
,.boie Flocks 81 the Same kina COM
Ne ont OF Candy Stores and WEDNESDAY
Matinee. In Budapest and Paris ne had
.,sssea up Dozens who had her beaten
pi,ek And yet she was II.
she sort OF scrouged over 90 MAKE room
,or other Young People. and her ELBOW
,,a,nenea 10 touch lightly the Dress Coat
- a. cold storage Proposition. lie felt
J, connie Of Volts enter his system, ara
no began to curl an Autumn Lear. re
"a hunted through Mesopoiamia ana
Nfafabefeland FOR a New Sensation with
o,s getting it. but he found it good and
sisnfv then and there on the queer Sofa.
~ hal heard or the Magnetic Girl or the
fte,veia Wonder. but he had not believed
nat any living Maiden couid send the
Current cracking into him, for no was q