The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1900-05-16

-tsrt Y,e oecA E,=lor. me price III
calf Isl
"And you are to be our purchasing
agent and buy our raw material. Diet.
airy sausages viii be made in several
different lengths and sizes, and we
shall use beef, pork, mutton, ash and
what not; everything TO be bought
alive and killed In our own slaughter
houses and hashed up with our own
knives. You attend to the buying ana
l attend to the frying. Millions Of
dollars will pass through your hands
every year, but we shall trust to your
honesty; salary $4,000 per year NJ
least, and you come in on the ground
floor for stock. just lack $40 to meet
the expenses of organization, and I'll
borrow it Of you for n day or two.
We shall capitalize at S5,OO0000, but
probably increase to S15,O00,OOO inside
of a year. And what is the name,
pleaseT
my name g Taylor" slowly replied
the canvasser. but I have no $40 to
put into your scheme. I'm selling the
Life Of Napoleon 1t is printed from
new. large type, illustrated BY
"Yes, we will call 1t the Great Amer
lean Dietary Sausage company" inter
rupted the major, land as purchasing
agent wen deposit 100000 to your
credit to start on; salary TO be paid
weekly or monthly, just as you elect,
and the dividends on the stock to come
quarterly. l need $40 TO see my way
clear, but If you can't spare that sum
give me So. And there you are, sir;
there you are"
"But haven't got So"
-Don't neglect this golden opportuni-
ty, my dear contemporary; don't do 1t.
The man who invented the Welsh rab-
bit made 100000 and lived to be 90
years old. Angel cake brought its in
ventor $1,000,0O0 while he lived and n
monument 40 feet high after death.
Hoky polSy ice cream won't be In It
with dietary sausage. Peanut brittle
and lobster salad have already gone to
the rear. Why, sir, any moment tele-
graph boy may come in with a tele-
gram from the president reading: Con
gratulatiOns on your dietary; have
only eaten one barrel and am sure /
shall be renominated. Send another
by express The very next mail will
probably bring unsolicited testimonials
from dozen actresses and four or five
senators. II is needless for me to tell
you that delays are dangerous. Time,
tide and the dietary sausage wait for
no man If you haven't got So, I'll try
and make 50 do. Leave your name
and So"
1.-THE Life of Napoleon -
"Never mind the Life of Napoleon
my boy. Napoleon was a great man,
but Major Crofoot wasn't on earth
then. We are not delvlng in the past
but digging into the future Where
Napoleon made 500 you'll make So
900. Let others conquer the world by
force of arms II they will, but wen
conquer 1t by force of dietary sau-
sage. You've certainly got 50 about
you. l want to get the organization
perfected today"
Twelve only got dollar" STAN
mered the canvasser as he exhibited
the bill.
"Well, I'll take It and make 1t go as
far as It WILL" replied the major as
the greenback changed hands. you'll
feel safer for having invested money
In the enterprise. Stock viii be ready
In about two weeks. and as soon as
we can erect and equip a factory
you'll begin purchasing stock. Yes
III make the dollar do, and you'd bet
ter begin posting up on meats When
we once get started
"But I came up here to sell you this
bookr'
"Whea wa erre oat started. wen
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