The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-07-23
GEORGES PA (
Explains About the Powers and the,
~ Boxers, l9

Explains About the Powers and the
| Boxers. n
Chicago Times Herald: my, oh
my" NAV told us after she took off her
glasses and got to brethen on them and
ruben Them with her Handkerchief
last mite. sit Does beat all How people
go on Fiten and killing one Another.
What's all this Trubble about in China,
paw?r Z, 4. A
Paw was bizzy lighting HIS s,gar.
SO Little albert says:
NAV" III
what is It, Darling?" max asst him.
lis your site Getting weaker than 1t
yoost to Be?' Little albert told her.
3"No," nav says, 'why?' Isl
4"Becoz you no We had unyuns for
Dinner and thot mebby you might Be
breathln on The glasses to Make them
stronger" isl y
Paw had to Laff SO hard no swallow
ed a Mouth full OF smoke and nearly
| choked to Deth, but after he got So he
could tawk again and Had the tiers
wiped Out Of his eyes. he says:
You see, It's all on account OF the
Boxers. II It wouldn't be for them tho
Crate powers wouldn't have Emmy ex-
cuse to Go over with Their war botes
and murreens and Keep watching one
Anuther while the Cinnamon are kill
ing mishen nerreys and Forren coun.
ellis. .gtiH
What do They haft to watch one an
luther for?" nav asst.
$50 one won't Get more men or Ships
In than Emmy Of the Others" pay says.
TITS a nawlle Dellcut job. You See
mebby They are mishen Merry and
his Family getting killed up in Chow
Chow or siam-Bang and Rusheya
wants to rush to his rescew. But that's
where Germuny and Inglung and
frants come along and say: I
Hold on thare. It'G the duty, of the
Christian naishuns 10 not Let Emmy
buddy get in Here where they mite have
chance to rob the Heathun OF his
rBurthrite that he never new He had by
takin his Land away from fim.'
WE'LL the Rusheyans would say,
they are a Christian mishenerry up the,
crlck hollerin for help and IT'S the Duty
of the emitted naishuns of the Firth to
save him and his family from a Hor-
rable falt.' FS' a
But the other enlltcned naishens OF
the Ereht are afrade The Rusheyuns
mite stake of some Land they want
themselves, so they asst How menny
men They have and the Rusheyuns say
six Thousand. That's too menny. They
mite so In and Take seven or Ate
counties after they got the mishunerrey
saved, so the other enlitened naishuns
tell the Rushcyuns If they want to Send
three Hundred and atty seven men up
to Save the Christians that are Going
to get Beheded by Three millyun Chi
namen. all rite. But they can't have
emmy more till the Rest Get list as men
ny. and Find out what parts They
want"
but sposen that would be enufr to
save the mishen nerreys and their
Families" nav says.
WELL" paw Told her. that would
Be TUT Luck on the mlshen ncrreys.
That's one thing mishen Mercy al
ways OF to Think about Before no goes
away to Save heathun soles. II l
would be Going In the mishen nerrey
bizness I would always Pick out some
place where the Enlitened naIshuns of
the Firth couldn't come around and Get
the soleless Heather to kill me and my
Family so they would have n nexcusa
to Grab a seaport or sea- n Cupple OF
townships"
Then nav asst: "Why are They so
mulch in the papers about the Boxers?
What are They emmy way?"
You see" paw Told US. It'll tell you.
They are a Lot OF measully Cinnamon
that Think foreners Haven't emmy rite
to come into the Country+and Get on
the polcaca force and Run for ofrus and
work up Ice Trusts and sutch things
and Hold all the Jobs in the sttty Hail.
Just think of sutch Hethunlsh
crime. That shows How they are Still
stumbling Around in the Dark aiges
over There In. China without Knowing
what It is To be enlitencd and Have
Glorious country where all ,arc Free
and eakwul and every man num-
crowned King who hasn't much sho to
get notice II He was born thare. So
that's why I say they OF TO Go nhed
and Slotter the Boxers In big pIles."E@
Well" nav says. ~ don't no how
you can blame The poor things for not
wanting forreners to Come in and Run
the country
Great henvuns." paw says, Don't
let ennybuddy hear you Saying sutch
a horrable Thing as that. mite want
to Run for Sumthing some time, and IL
1t Ever got Out that l let you Have
sutch Sentamunts my polIt Tickle few.
cher would be 80 fur Behind me II
wouldn't have time to Ever go back
and find 1t. That's almost blass Fea-
ME-" GEORGE.