The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1900-07-26
THERE CAN BE NO EXTERNAL IRRITATION
WITHOUT AN INTERNAL CAUSE.



The rear vi tie laws four point
seven's, tier cash. their rush as they
passed. tie shr.ll whine of the shrap-
mel. the barking of the howitzers and
the mechanical. regular rattle of the
quick firing Maxims. which sounded
like the clicking of many moving ma
chimes on hot summers day. tore the
air with such hideous noises that ones
skull ached from the conclusion, and
one could only be heard by shouting.
But more impressive by far than this
hot chorus of mighty thunder and pet
ty hammering was the roar Of the
wind which was driven down into the
valley beneath and which swept up
again In enormous waves OF sound. 1t
roared like a great hurricane at sea.
The Illusion was so complete that you
expected, by looking down, to see the
Tugela flashing at her banks, tossing
the spray hundreds of feet In air and
battling with her sides of rock. 1t was
like the roar Of Niagara In a gale, and
yet when you did look below not leaf
was stirring, and the Tugela was slip
ping forward. fat and sluggish and in
peace.-From with Buffers Column"
by Richard Harding Davis, In Serb
ner's.
Quoted Returned Delegste-"I made two
speeches at the convention. Did you see mt
auoted?" Constituent-"Yes | saw by one
Of the papers that a lot Of you were selling at
$500 apiece"
Leadership "She is one of the leading
women here, am told "Oh, yes, she leads
her husband dogs life
A boon to travellers. DR.. Fowler's Extract of
Wild Strawberry Cures dysentery, diarrhea,
fectly harmless.
How Are Your Kidneyss
Dr. Hobe. searagus Pills cure al fiSnsy tlis sa
COLI in the o. d Testsmentf" mo, you'll have
to read up in profane history for that"
DE SURE that your blood is rich
= and pure. The best blood purifier,
enricher and vitalizer is Hoods Sarsa-
paril!a. Be sure to GET HOODS.
Evidence Against him-"Is he a drinking
mann" II infer so. He is said to be passion
ately fond of yachting and goes on ma y long
cruises"
Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic cure constipation forever
j0c, 25c. II C. c. C. fail, druggists refund money
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic loo or 80
II c. c. c. fail TO cure. druggists refund money
There is a rumor on the Bourse," said the
Chamberlain SHAT the Circassian peach crtp
has b. en- destroyed by he hard wiDte !" "A
roorback!' said the snItan. Somebody is
trying to initiate the price OF wives in Con-
stsntinople."
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic. full OF life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-
Bac, the wonder worker, Mat makes weak men
strong All druggists, SOC or 81. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
The Elephants Plank-"Fellow citizens Of
the jungle" said the mon key, various as our
interests may be. cant we find some platform.
PIT in the elephant Let us denouuce
meusgeries!"
For Over Fifty Years.
Mas. wINsLow 8 SOOTHING SYRUP has been
o sed for over City years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success soGtnes ,ns cn,ip o,;c
is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately.
sold By Druggist: in part OF the sn %o,d
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup" and
take no other kind. 1V38
Every dog has his dsy!" sighed the rhiro-
ceros, trying 10 feel hurt at the laughter OF the
crowd ats true my hide il not very eel at
tirg, but just wal until the fuzzy Ell cs come
in agsin!"
Best for the Bowels.
No matter what as yop, headache to a can
Ger, you will never get well until your bowels
are put right. CASCARETS help nature, cure
you without grippe or pain, produce easy natu-
raj NOV ements, costs you just 10 cents 10 start
getting your health back. CASCARETS Candy
Cath artic, the genuine, put up in mental boxes,
every tablet has c. c. c. stamped on it. Pc
ware OF limitations 42S
Gaswel: "Are you familiar with the acts Of
the Peace congress, held a. The Hagnt9" Mr..
Dukane: ITO some extent" Did that body
forbid the use Of Dunn Dunn fire crackers on
the Fourth Of July?'
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