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wonderfully successful in promptly curing
lame back, kidney. bladder. uric acid trou-
blcs and Bright's Disease. which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
Dir. Kilmer's Swamp-Root Is not REQ.
ommendedf for everything but If you have kid
ncy., liver or bladder trouble 1t will be found
just the remedy you need. lthas been tested
in so many ways. in hospital work, In private
practice. among the helpless too poor ID puF.
chase relief and has proved so successful n
every case that special arrangement hss
been made by which all leaders Of this paper
who have not already tried It. may have .
sample bottle sent free by mail, also 4. book
telling more about Swarp-Root and how 10
find out if you have kidney or bladder troubls.
When writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper and Ef
send your address to fg4l6R81kI8S !:4
DR.. Kilmer g. Co.. Bing- .l!ii
hamton, N. Y. The Ss1sslsaa4:I
regular fifty cent and Homo Of swsmp.Rook
dollar sizes are sold by all good druggists
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Attention

Would ask all who are in. need of
a Lister. PiOw, Cnltivator. Wagon.
Windmill, Pipe or Fittings. Lumber,
Stone. Lime, Glass, Paints, Oils,
Brushes. Stoves, Harness, Hodge &
Craver Headers, and in fact general
No. line of goods, to come in and
see me and get my prices before you
buy. VIII endeavOr to treat you
right. JAMES Bulge.
Belpre, Kansas.
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cures made BY D..
Kilmer's Swamp-R Root.
the great kidney. liver
and bladder remedy.
1t Is the great medk
cal triumph Of the nine
teenth century; dis
covered after years Of
scientific research by
DR.. Kilmer, tho esni-
nent kidney and blad-
der Snecialisf a0A L.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Have you been having poor success
with your bread? Try sack of Our
Banner. Every sack guaranteed to
give satisfaction.-A.H OttewitZ.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Make wasl,-day d pleasure by buy
ing Combination Balibearing wash
or of a. Hottewitz. Sole agent for
the county.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Do you want a wagon? Call ant
examine our celebrated Lake Cit,
Wagons.---Misuer & Co.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Keep yo,lr potatoes free from bug
by using an Aspinwall sprayer 10
sale at A. HOttewitz.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

We try and carry everything in our
news and periodicals. Your patron
age is respectfully solicited. -Mosher
" Co., Druggists.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Examine that fine line of Stockmen' {
saddles at Draut's.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

l have the largest assortment c
Collars and Pads in the city, at a.
prices.-A. HOttewitz.
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The high water wash I'd ont the west
approach to the old river bridge this
week but it has been repaired and the
b ldge is again open to travel.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Misner & Co. have a full stock of
the celebrated John Deere buggies.
They are unsurpassed for style, finish
or price
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One or more of the physicians and

will visit Kinsley, Kansas, Saturday,
June 9, I0OO-One day only In
quirc at Alamo Hotel. Consultation
free. All chronic and special diseases
successfully treated. Cure guaranteed.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Can get you anything in the carpet
line iD four days time.
Marsh & Bidwell.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Ii You wat to bny or sell country or
city property, call and consult us
II. IL. EVANS & Co.
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Henley's Hog Fence, the strongest
and best on the market, for sale by
y. HOttewitZ.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

L handle everything in the grocery
line. Eggs wanted.-A. HOttewitz.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Boots and shoes repaired. One DOR
east OF Edwards County Bank building
All work guaranteed. Reasonable
prices.-Chas. Alexander.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Miss Runser has gone to her homo
in Ohio Tor the summer
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Fans and Pisrasols, best line in
Kinsley. Marsh & Bidwell.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

We would be pleased to have Won
Inspect orr new line of perfumes.
they are l.OrenZ goods and are per.
feet. -AloSher IL Co.. druggists.
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Call at the Johnson barn and see
the PercherOn colt just brought in
from Ottawa, Illinois. He is the max
lag Il two-thousand pound horse.
G. l.. Painter.
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Students Encyclopedias for sale
cheap at this office. This would be
found especially useful in country
schools
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DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK ?
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news.
papers is sure to know Of the wonderful
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School Supplies Complete stock at
MOsher & Co. IS.

Get your news papers and maya
zines at NJ. DeTar.s.
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On the 10th of December, 1897, Rev.
). A. DOnehOe, pastor M. E. Church.
South. Pt. Pleasant. w. Va, con.
tracted a severe cold which was at
tended from the beginning by violent
coughing. He says: AFTER resortipy
to a number of so-called specifics
usually kept in the house, to no pur-
pose, l purchased bottle of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy, which acted
like a charm. l most cheerfully rec.
ommend it to the public" For sale
by Mosher & Co., druggists.
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A telegram has been received an
nouncing the death of Jim Piburn.
He was In the employ of the govern
ment, in the comuissary department
at Eel Cauey. Cuba
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Don't wear your hat in the house or
you will get bald headed. Your hat
will last much longer If yoL wear it
only on the street. This refers, OF
course to IL good. stylish hat. which
you can always get from u,.-Edwards
& Noble.
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GA sTo az
Bears thu n The Kind Yea Haze Aisars Ecuett
''s. q LMAzzZ3
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1900-06-01

Max Boettcher tackled a Darrell re-
Gently and the Darrell proved to be
the best man and Max is confined to
the house carrying one foot in a sling.
He can console himself with the thou
CHIT that many men have been laid low
by less than Darrell.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-07
Vhnt IL n sicepert

Here Is Il definition which is rs DIFF
fieult to read rapidly as Peter Piper
picked n peek of picEled peppers" and
yet Is more sensible. In fact, II Is an
actual Statement of facts as you will
find II You read il slowly:
A sleeper is one who sleeps. a sleep
or is that In which n sleeper sleeps. A
sleeper is that Oh which the sleeper
runs while the sleeper sleeps. There
fore while the sleeper sleeps in the
sleeper the sleeper carries the sleeper
over the sleeper under the sleeper until
the sleeper which carries the sleeper
jumps the sleeper and wrkes the sleep.
err In the sleeper by striking the sleep
err under HE sleeper oa the sleeper,
and there IS no longer any sleeper
sleeping II III, sleeper on the sleeper
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-07
CurIosities In the Museum of Clock
Making Village.

In the town of Schramherg In the
Black Forest district OF Wurttemberg.
Germany, where one of the chief in
dustrIes Is clock making, there has
recently been established an interest
Ing museum of timepieees. The col
lection displays the gradual develop
ment In the making of clocks for many
centuries.
Among the eurlostcs are many of
great historical value. There Ia an
alarm clock constructed In the year
1850 for the use of travellers. In form
1t resembles "A lantern and the interior
Is designed to hold lighted candle.
The candle Is slowly pushed forward
by n spring. which also controls the
mechanism of the clock. little pair
of shears clip the wick of the candle
automatically every minute to regulate
Its Hight. The lantern is inclosed with
movable slides, so that the sleeper Is
not Mt first disturbed by the presence
of light.
The alarm Is set by inserting peg
In the second dial plate When the
required hour arrives, the alarm Is
sounded and at the same time the
movable slides fall. flooding the room
with light
Among the curiosltles is Japanese
saw clock. The clock itself produces
the motive power by descending a
saw formed strip of metal. the teeth OF
which operate the wheel of the clock
work. In another Japanese clock the
hand Is attached to weight. which
sinks once IN 81 hours. The time Is In
dicated by hand on the perpendicular
scale.--Chlcago Times Herald.
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THE cYNIc.

1t requires cool hand to deiser
fee.
Some men are known by the company
they don't keep
The chimney is one of the few smoll-
ers that Is easily sooted
Women are usually in a hopeless ma
jority al the summer resorts.
The seventeen year locusts should
come under the head OF time flies.
Man once ate the cream, but now
they cremate the man.
To the deaf and dumb man actions
speak louder than words.
In the game of life the one armed
man always plays a lone hand
There is no sympathy between proud
mind and a beggar's purse
The sexton makes a grave mistake
when he digs 1t in the wrong lot.
Always pay your milkman spot cash.
Never request him to chalk it up"
Beauty is natures first gift to wo-
man. and 1t is the first one she loses.
The man who doesn't put his hand to
the pillow will get none of the plow-
shares.
The man who is Swallowed is apt to
have a good deal of light cast on his
character.
A good housewife never wastes good
bread by trying to transform it into
bread pudding
A physician practices on his own pa
TENTS; an amateur musician practices
on the patience of others.
Large heads do not always indicate
genius. Too often they are monuments
of the previous nights foolishness
The young man who can take a pref
ty girl for a sail and content himself
with hugging the shore has wonderful
observation-disclosures News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-07

youngish widow, accompanied by
woman friend, went to Chicago not
long ago, and has related this expert.
enee TO some home friends. saws the
New Orleans Times Democrat. The
widow being attractive, and her friend
meme the less so. had the misfortune To
attract the admiration Of two very
well dressed men in the dining room of
the hotel where they We're staying. OF
course, no notice was given by either
woman, both being uncomfortably
aware of the untiattering attention.
When the ladies' arose they observed
one of the men questioning the waiter,
apparently about themselves. and a
moment after reaching their rooms
were surprised by the knock of bell
boy bearing two cards on his salver,
The widow picked up the cards ana
read aloud: MI Wheeler and Mr.
Wilson, Without a moments pause
she turned to the boy. Tell the gen
tlemen am net in need of any sewing
machine"
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voice. IF you move another il d
this direction III put a bullet through
you!"
He jumped back and darted in the
direction of the front window.
Hi. there!" spoke another voice
Don't go that way, eitheri Can't
you see you're running right into a
gum"
Trembling in every limb he stood
near the centre of the room uncertain
what 10 do.
He put his hand to his hip pocket.
IF you make another motion with
that hand" exclaimed a voice from
somewhere in the darkness. I'll
shoot I've got the drop on you,"
He stole another glance at the sleep
er.
The man had not stirred.
The burglar felt cold sweat break
ing out all over him.
Then. as the savage yell Of a fierce
dog, apparently under the bed. came
startlingly to his ear, he jumped with
n yell of terror to the side window
five or six feet away. plunged through
it, carrying the sash with him. and
rolled down the kitchen roof into
deep snowbank. from which he emery
ed second later and fed like a deer.
followed by his bewildered confed-
crate.
He had made the horrible biunder
of trying to rob a professional ven
triloquist-who happened to be awake
Chicago Tribune.
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Made n Mistake.

The Outlook say this story is true,
and that, if you don't believe 1t. 1t can
give YOU the names and afiidavits of
the Indies to whom it happened. They
got Into Royal OAK bus to go to
Bond street, and presently well
dressed man with a line diamond ring
on the middle finger of his left hand.
came in and sat next to one of them.
She carried purse in a pocket that
found itself in the near neighborhood
OF the newcomers bejeweled hand.
When the ladies got off and under
took TO pay for their purchases in
Bond street they found that they had
been robbed The purse was in the
pocket, but the 81 los. which 1t had
contained was gone. In its place was
a handsome diamond ring which had
not been there before. and which was
remarkably like the ring both ladies'
had noticed on the hand of the man In
the bus. They thought the Joke of the
supposed thief in rather bad taste I'M
til, ON taking the ring to a jeweler
they found that it was worth ut least
$40. Now they want To know whether
the man was mysterious philan.
thropist. n misguided humorist, an I'M
lucky thief, or plain lunatie.
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A MISTAKE IN THE BIRD MARKET.
A Persian in the market-plaee
Longed for, so took home. a wren.
Yes, his was but a common case;
Such always are the ways of men!
Once his, the brown bird pleased him
rot;
Almost lie wished he would take
wing.
He loosed the cage-door, and forgot
The dark, unsinglng, lonely thing.
Night came, and touched with wind
and dew
tAlone there in the dim moonshine)
A rose that at the window grew
And oh, that sudden song divinel
His children started from their sleep.
Their Orient eyes with rapture lit;
4 heif pale young mother hid TO weep;
Their father did not care whit
He emily heard the impassioned wall
From that small prison overhead.
My wren is but a nightingale
II wiring its noisy throatr' he said.
Sarah Plat in Century.
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FUN WITH A BURGLAR.
Victim Feigned Being ASLEEP nd the
Intruder Was Bafiied.

Intruder Was Bafiied.
The burglar who had served a short
term in the Bridewell for being caught
while trying to leave a house he had
entered without the authority of the
owners was engaged In the practice OF
his profession again.
They don't catch me In no self-act-
in cage this time" he said to him.
self, as he raised rear window of the
house he had selected as the scene of
his operations and cautiously insinu-
ated his head through the opening.
Il don't see no cards tellin' me it's
all right, and not to make a noise, and
will 1 please shut the pantry window
SOS the things won't freeze. guess
it's all straight"
With whispered caution to his con-
federate, who was to remain on guard
outside he crawled noislessly in, stood
q few moments to listen, and then pro-
ceeded to pentrate further into the IN
terror
Finding only few things worth
stealing on the lower floor he started
up the stairway.
One OF the steps creaked and he
stopped instantly.
ANOt tAC cAiSuttSl SOuuu tTOu1
the rooms above, however, and, after
waiting q reasonable time, he moved
forward and upward with great eau
ton.
Entering what seemed to be the main
upper room he glanced about him.
Sufficient light came In from the
streetlamp across the way to enable
him to see bed in one corner occu-
pied by man whose deep and regular
breathing furnished sufficient evidence
that he was sound asleep.
The mans clothing was hanging at
the foot of the bed.
The burglar moved in that direction.
Instantly he heard loud whisper:
Don't do that You'll wake himi'
Annoyed and alarmed at what he
conceived to be a wholly unauthorized
and bunsling attempt on the part OF
his confederate to take a hand in the
fine work Of the job instead OF remain
ing at his post of duty outside he turn
ed his head and moved back step or
two.
ST." came the whisper again. loud
er than before
The burglar glanced at the sleeper.
who had not stirred, and then moved
toward the door, with the intention of
adm mastering a voiceiess rebuke to
his reckless confederate.
You blamed fool" whispered the
voice again. You haven't got sense
enough to rob sandbank. Let me
do this!"
The burglar peered into the gloom
OF the upper hallway.
Not seeing his pal he stepped out
through the door.
estopin exclaimed a loud. determined
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-07
Ills MIxfnke.

a parrot, in remote English coun-
try district, escaped from its cage and
settled ON the roof of laborers cot
tagc. When it had been there little
time. the laborer caught sight of It..
He had never seen such n thing before,
and after much gazing in admiration
at the bird with Its curious beak and
beautiful plumage he fetched ladder
and climbed up II With view of Sc
curing SO great prize. When his head
reached the level of the top of the
roof, the parrot Topped a wing at him
and said. What dye wantF'
Very much taken back. the laborcr
politely touched his cap and replied.
II beg your pardon. sir; ] thought you
were Bird
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WEDNESDAY. MARCH 7, 1900.
THE BOOK COLLECTOR.
sic Made IA Swap which Satisfied tho
secondhand DenIer.


Secondhand Dealer.
Its astonishing how book collecting
will blunt mans conception Of the
rights of meum ct tuum," said the pro-
prletor of a delightful old secondhand
store on the south side of the town. 81
wouldn't trust n confirmed collector as
far as could throw Jackson square by
the monument. They all consider them
selves licensed priyateers, and when
one of them wants any particular vol
ume and cant buy 1t the chances are
1t will mysterlously disappear the first
time he pays you n visit. | am on to
most OF the tricks of the fraternity,
however, and 1t takes pretty smooth
individual to secure any plumber In this
shop.
"Only recently circumyented an old
gentleman In manner that Is apt to
adhere TO his memory for some time.
He is n passionate admlrer of Dickens
and has fine collection of early edl-
lions and books In general relating to
the great novelist. One of his sets,
very handsome print with the original
Cruikshank plates, Is short one volume,
the eighth. | have copy of the same
edition. and he has tried repeatedly to
get me TO break II so us to complete his
own, but | have of course refused.
'"Then | noticed that he began to
drop in OF afternoons with book I'M
der his arm. looking up and down the
shelves. The volume he carried bore
close external resemblance TO the copy
of Dickens lie wanted, and suspected
at once that | would some day find
them exchanged. Consequently lock.
ed up the coveted volume 8 and substl-
tuted n worthless treatise on mathe-
matlcs bound In the same manner. My
visitor knew the exact location OF the
book on the shelf. and the other day |
purposely gave him an opportunity to
make the shift. 1t was done In twin
king. and presently he strolled out.
haven't seen him since. The book he
left was very pretty copy of Keats
] am well satisfied with the swap
New Orleans Times Democrat
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Rather Adhesive.

what a stngy fellow old Hardrocks
Is! BY George, ia hate TO be built
that way"
"What makes you think he Is
stlngy?"
Il don't think II. He proves 1t every
day! DO you know that old curmud-
gcon is so stingy that he goes out TO
lunch early, before his appetite comes
ON, so he can save money? It's fact.
I've been watching him. Chicago
Times Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-07
THE BACHELOR.

Money doesn't make the mare go
half as fast as 1t makes itself go.
The happiest moments of a woman's
life are when she thinks sadly of the
Joyous past.
girl can't endure man II he kisses
her and the next time he meets her
doesn't act awed and solemn.
When girl says she means never to
get married it is time to think of what
kind of wedding present you can't af-
ford to buy.
II some women have hole In their
stocking 1t makes them feel uncom-
Portable to pass a certain man, even IL
they are all bundled up in carriage
robes
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-07
a New Fad.

One of the latest fads is to serve con.
undrums with the salad at an informal
dinner party. Each guest draws a con.
undrum from among the lettuce leaves,
and all of the answers are recorded in
a book The guest guessing the an.
swers to the greatest number of brain
straining propositions receives n prize.
One thing that may serve TO console
those who miss the prize is the saying
that no one with any brain was ever
known to read the answer to n riddle
or to use penwiper.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-07
How she Eelt.

The sensation of homesick ness has
been variously described, but never
more graphically than by little girl
who, miles away from home and mann
ma, sat heavy eyed and silent at n no
tel table.
Aren't you hungry. dear?" asked
her aunt. with whom she was travel.
ling.
No"
Doesn't Your head acheY"
NO
What is the matterY"
The child's lip quiyered, and she
said In tone TO grieye the heart
I'm seasick FOR home. NatIona,
Farmer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-07

A baby's feet, like sea shell pink.
Might tempt should heaven see meet.
An angels lips 10 kiss. we think,
a baby's feet
Like rose-hued sea-fowers toward the
heat
They stretch and spread and wink
Their ten soft buds that part and meet
On baby's feet.
No fiowerbells that expand and shrink
Clean half so heavenly sweet
As shine on life's untrodden brink,
A baby's feet.
~-Algeron SwInburne
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The Mean Man.

There's the mean man that elbows his
passage
And pushes you out iii tie street
There's the mean man You meet on the
railway
Who won't give a lady his seat;
There's the mean nan that is looking
for fayors,
But won't give nickel-piece tip,
There's the mean man that drinks of
your liquids
But carries no flask on his hip;
But the man that to me is the meaneN
(The one | could hit with a tile)
Is the man that we tell something
funny,
And he don't even give MS smile
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-07
An UnpIeasant Reminder.

James didn't go to church often, but
MS mamma took him there last Sun.
DAY, says the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Now she wishes she hadn't.
He sat demurely enough until the
tenor, who INDUCES in dreadful mex.
cusable tremolo, had finished a song.
Then he spoke up.
Mamma he asked, In thrill whis.
per. what makes the mans voice
shake so?"
Hush. dear" said mamma. Il don't
know"
But, mamma" the little scamp per
sisted In still louder whisper, you
know when papa's voice shook the
other night you said it was beer"
And that's why Jamie's church PRIV
tleges have been shut off.