The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1900-12-14

feSisiatiNe pouy Idsstu tne Viuiidhce VI
1872" 1t was the legislative body that
was in session q! that time, Of course.
II you sweep 1t off before 1t gets
tramped down It will not take so much
elbow grease after a while.
Bring forth the vaccination virus!
Suppose that dread connubialosis should
break out in court room No. 2.
The public does not offer much SYM
pathy nor the jury much comfort to the
man who goes to law for s1.50 dog.
The brewers threaten to go out of
business II the tax on beer is not less
ened further. This is getting serious.
We decline to believe, because not
many persons were in attendance at
the meeting at the mayors office, that
Canton is stingy.
The singing cold only accentuates
the sufferings of those who lost their
belongings in the Saxton block fire.
Open your pursesl
The festive hobo did not call at res
licences Tuesday morning for that warm
bite, till the man of the house had
celaned off the walks.
1t Is getting now so that a lawyer can
not go out of town without being ac-
cused of chasing after the Federal
judgeship.
Strange that Neely, after doing so well
financially, in Cuba, should object to
return there to spend the winter. But
there is no accounting for tastes.
Chief Aungst, of the Alliance fire de-
partment, has been getting some more
bumps. The people of that city seem to
enjoy the notoriety he has gained in
various and undesirable ways.
The situation with reference to the
furnishing of coal for the public schools,
seems to be that a Democrat has the
contract and Republican wants 1t.
Petty politics seems to sway the caucus.
The new Federal judgeship peems to
be a sure thing. There are a great
many Canton attorneys who might just
as well as not be mentioned for it, while
the papers are in the humor for print
ing their names.
A New Jersey woman had two hus-
bands and was much embarrassed
thereat, but death removed one and
divorce the other, simultaneously, and
now she is not sure she Is as happy with
none as she was with two.
The brewing interests have at last ap-
peared as public benefactors. They de-
clare that IL congress does not take the
tax off beer they will zee to it that the
ship subsidy bill is killed. BY all means
let the tax remain.
When first went to see her
had a timid heart; .
And when the lights were low
We sat this far apart. r
But as our love grew warmer,
And we learned the joy of kiss,
We knocked out all the spaces,
Andsatupcloselikethi
Exchange.
Member Young declines to sit around
playing with his fingers while the other
members of the board fix things up in
caucus. He left the meeting of the
school board Monday night, and then
when Mr.. Burnheimer declined to catch
hold of the business end OF the poker
that had been carefully heated for him,
and decamped, a quorum was not pres
ent and the caucus availed nothing
Verify these Republican brethren dwell
together in harmony.
A Columbus special says that "The
Ohio Anti Saloon league and Detective
John 7. Norris are in a combination to
test the Middleton law which author
iZes the collection of the Dow tax from
drug stores, Pullman cars and other
places where liquors are sold" A COM
between the Anti-Saloon
league and John T. Norris, must be an
exciting mix. One Of them, at least,
Is in bad company.
President Mckinney is about to get
into trouble over his claim that his ad-
made the crops to grow.
The good ladies OF the w. C. II. IT,, wto
usually know very little about such
have discovered that an intox-
cating juice is made from corn and that
Mr.. Mckinley made to grow a susp!-
ciously large corn crop last year. The
Indiana women, the prayer medium of
the organization, will likely offer up
few petitions about II.
1t w"s represented in a Youngstown
paper that the bartenders of that city
we're not satisfied with 10 o'clock clos
ng ordinance and that they wanted
II o'clock ordinance substituted and
then they would agree to close their
places tigh. on Sunday. They now de-
clare they were misrepresented. and
want conditions just as they are. that
10 o'clock ordinance on week days
and no ordinance at all on Sunday.