The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS
Miss Fivecoats of Chanute is re-
ported pro strated by the heat.
The Fire Brands have closed their
meeting in Dickinson county and the
next day it rained.
Oklahoma papers refer to "Hon. w.
c. Bridwell. =" who Is the same man
that Salina used to call "dirty shirt
Bill"
The Galena Times doesn't argue the
matter but tells its readers not to
credit the iops listed 10y the opposi-
ton press.
The editor of the Sedan Times Star
had q mess of home grown straw
berries this week-grown at a sub
scriber's home.
George Washington is suing for
divorce in Montgomery county, thus
maintaining his title of first Lots of
men wait to be sued.
Ewing Herbert says the true test of
young mans loyalty to his sweetheart
is when he sees herin bathing suit.
"Oh-I-dont -know."
At Olathe they have Walking
Club which feeds on o'clock break
fasts. Weary Willies ought to be
honorary members.
Ottawa thinks it is haunted by
James the Burglar because the marks
of jimmy were found on the
window sill of a store
Bob Steen of Wellsville visited
Salt Lake, took bath and immedi-
ately adjourned to the Temple to see
if be wasn't eligible to own harem.
Miss Bessie Capper, sister of
Arthur Capper of the Mail and Breeze.
was welded Wednesday to Prof. II. 5. |
Myers, PRINCIPAL OF the Garnett
schools.
Calvin Titus, who learned the art of
war as a member of the Wichita Sal /
walton Army was among those who |
scaled the walls of Pekin. He raised |
the flag in the city.
a member of the 2nd L. ). infantry
bound for China was left at Salina /
while hustling bucket of beer. They |
both fumed and frothed but had to |
await the next section.
\ Galena man has run off with his |
mother-in-law. 1t is generally sup /
posed that husbands long for these .
things, but generally hope the devil .
will be the other party.
Bluff City held an ice cream social |
and with the proceeds bought lawn .
mower for the city's use. The ice |
cream social does lots of things now !
besides saving the heather.
There are 10 legislative candidates
in the 4th district and when Bakers
managers claimed II of them Burton
proposed to decide the contest by
eaving the choice to the 49,
Abilene new theatre is finished and
only the Every coolest attractions"
will be booked. Which means that
Abilene will 90 enmasse TO Salina to
witness SaphO and Black Crook.
a Cherryvyle wedding party sent
the Clarion editor a lot Of cake and he
ate so much of it he was moved to
poetry. The chances are he has killed
the goose that laid the golden egg.
A baby boy was found on the streets
OF Wichita and is being cared for.
This race to become the metropolis of
Kansas is getting so close that most
any kind of an infant will do to count.
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49, CT " week o'u MOI er EARN
appears. Last week two vawns en-
quilted COW and a mill. The whole
place is houeycOmbed and no place is
safe.
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donnt ,,il giUoUuoI 'i,v lea ei y,
an was going through or "a circus
coming in. Not at all. Simply a 81
2jO buck Belgian Hare in the express
Office.
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,l,a. j,,.iI " ,'.. r"'yr :Nu!Nio!'1Ie says |
offered Christ the kingdom's of the
world And the Advocate win lock