The Republican journal., 1900-06-07

felt like fainting every little while.
thought l must surely die. But now,
thanks to your remedies, those feel
ings are all gone. ."-MRs EMILE
SCHNEIDER, 1914 HELEN AVE, LETRoIT
MICH.
Can't be perfect health without pure
blood. Burdock Blood Bltters makes pure
blood Tones and invigorates the whole
system.
Startling ingratitude. Mr.. Newkid: ::
'Uncle Thomas has lost his entire fortune
in Wall street, Mrs. Newkid: ''Oh. the
ungrateful wretch Right after we had
named the baby for him. Puck.
'Tisn't safe to be a day without DR..
Thomas Electric Oil in the house Never
can tell what moment an accident is going
to happen.
"What was the disposition of those lemons
| saw here yesterday?" asked the grocer of
his clerk. 1.-The disposition, did you say,
sir? Sour, SIR" said the quick-witted clerk.
Yonkers Statesman.
Only one remedy in the world that will at
once stop itchness of the skin in any part
of the body; Doan'S Ointment. AT any drug
store, so cents.
AS a man entered a picture gallery the at
tendant tapped him on the shoulder and,
pointing to small cur that followed him,
said, 'Dogs are not admitted" ''That's
not my dog" replied the visitor. ''But he
follows YOU $50 do YOU" replied the old
gentleman sharply The attendant growled,
sary violence. Tit-Bits.
Mothers lose the dread for ''that terrible
second summer when they have Dir. Fow-
er's Extract of Wild Strawberry in the
house. Natures specific for bowel COM
plants of every sort.
A Conservative. "Come, Bobby, tell us
which you love best-your ma or me" ''No,
you don't pa; Pm middle-of-the-roader.' -
Chicago Record.
AT no Time is Wan Se"urA from At
| tacks of such disorders of the Stomach as
| cholera morbus, cramps and darrhpa; but
these complaints are common during the
heated term, when it is dangerous to neglect
them. PAIN-kILLER is the remedy that
never failed and the severest attacks have
been cured by it. Avoid substitutes, there
is but one Pain-killer. Perry Davis. 25c.
and SOC.
Mrs Grogan g Pats got a job in the tube
works up on the Bronx Mrs. Dugan
'Arrah. OI've aften rid av them bronchial
tubes" Judge.
EHF UMArESM CURED IN A DAY
"Mystic Cure for Hheumatis m and Neu
ralgi;. radically cures i'll to 3 days. Its ac
tlon upon the system is remarkable and
mysterious. 1t removes at once the cause
and the disease Immediately disappears. The
first dose greatly benefits 10 cents. Sold
by A. A. llowes 4 Co.. Druggists, Belfast.
T. +. Anthony, Ex-Postmaster of Promise
City. Iowa, says: 81 bought one bottle of
Mystic Cure for Rheumatism. and two
doses of it did me more good than any other
medicine ever took Sold by A. A. Ilowes
Il Co., Druggists, Belfast.
Complete extinauishment. Rupert 1t
was IA strange case. He left the club one
night to 90 to the opera and was never seen
OF heard of afterwards. Harold 'Disap-
peared as completely as if the earth had
opened and swallowed him up, eh?" Ru-
pert More so, if possible. In that case he
might have left his hat above ground, or
there might have been a crack left to show
where he disappeared: but this fellow, mind
You. disal peared as completely as if he had
married an authoress," Puck
For over r,ny Years.
! AN Old AND WTLL-TRIEp REMEDY.
Mrs Wins!ow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions of
mothers for their children while teething,
with perfect success. 1t soOthes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind
| collie, and is the best remedy for Diarrhpa
! Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by druggists
| in every part of the world Twenty five
cents bottle Its value is incaleulable. BE
| sure and ask for Mrs. WinsloW'S Soothing
| Syrup, and take no other kind
'Have you read this sermon of the Rev
DR.. Hightlyer? It's rank heresy." ''Yes
Perhaps his press agent has recommended
| heresy as the most effective form Of ecclesi-
astical Advertising Brooklyn Life
Jell-O. The New Dessert
/ pleases all the family. Four fayors Lem
on, Orange, Raspberry and Strawberry AT
| Has Been Change. Kansas man visit.
ing in the East: 1--WE have lots of near
neighbors now" Friend: 'Why, l thought
your nearest neighbor was twenty miles
away" "Y es, but we've had cyclone since
| then Harlem Life
| The Kelley Cure will run as long as there
are drunkards to reclaim This important
| formula is known to the members of the
| parent Company but to none Others Write
to Portland Kelley Cure for information
about the treatment. 1y37
| Quashing an alibi. Defence advocate
''Slr, the officer charged with being intoXi-
| Gated while on duty is above the breath OF
suspicion Police commissioners
| your statement is lll-tlmed; the accused is
even at this moment munching cloves
Judge.
RELIEF IN SIX HOURS
i Distressing Kidney and Bladder Disease
relieved in six hours by ''NEw GREAT
South AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is d
great surprise Oh account of it's exceeding
promptness in relieving pain in blad
der, kidneys and back, in male or female
Relieves retention of water almost imme
diately: If you want quick relief and cure
this is the remedy. Sold by A. A. Howes &
Co., Druggists, Belfast, Me- 1y19
! Prevented Tragedy.
Timely information given Mrs. George
Long of New Straitsyille, Ohio, presented q
dreadful tragedy and saved two lives. A
frghtful cough had long kept her awake
every night. She had tried many remedies
and doctors but steadily grew worse unit
urged to try DR.. Kings New Discovery
One bottle wholly cured her, and she writes
this marvellous medicine also cured Mr.