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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-06-28
A Hardship.

said the salesman, soothingly.
Il should say so. A man can't get .
necktie or colored shirt any more that
doesn't look as il his wife had bought 1t
for him. Washington Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-06-28

To improve the golden amount of OPP
portunity, and catch the good that is
within our reach, is the great art of
life.-Johnson.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-06-28
Not a sharp, Either.

Dorothy" said the mistress Of the
establishment, happening in just as
the gardener went out. "who is that
man?''
.sOnly hoe beau, MAJ am" replied
the kitchen maid, blnshing rosily.
Chicago Tribune
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-06-28

VITALITY low debilitated or exhausted cure oy
DR. Kline's Invgorating Tonic. FREE ST. Trial Bottle
Containing weeks treatment. DR.. Kline's Institute
9W Arch Street, Philadelphia. Founded l87L
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-06-28

Uncle Sam uses the best of everything
Uncle Sam uses Carter's Ink. He knows.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-06-28
That's All

II hear that Bellingham has married
money" said Perkasie.
Its false report" replied RottinG-
dean. HE married cash girl
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-06-28

Mrs. Winsl0w's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
teething; sottens the gums, re0uces Inflammation
allays pain. cures wind collie Is cents bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-06-28

Order is mans greatest need and b
true well being.-Amiel.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-06-28

Artificial Warmth in Shoes.
A Nuremberg merchant has invented
a new kind of boot, with an apparatus
i'm the heel by means of which the
whole boot can be warmed.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-06-28

1t needs man to perceive man.
A. B. A1cOtt.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1900-06-28

There is nothing perfectly secure blu
poverty.-Longfellow
La Junta tribune., 1900-01-31
,ocA. AND PERSONAL ntms.
Joys for jewelry.

! /
See Downer about typewriters.
Columbias, Crescents, Hartfords
-Downer Hazzem.
= Money for city or farm loans on
easy terms. Inquire w. X. Gibson.
Eggs are selling for s cents per
dozen at Lamar. Is there an egg
! trust in La Junta2
Why not own your own home and
save rent2 Look at the list offered
by Buckley * Hart.
The mythical ground hog will
appear on February I'd to regulate
the weather for the ensuing Six
! weeks.
Family washing and ironing
done for IS cents dozen. Leave
J address at this Office and clothes
will be called for.
T. X. Hofmire and wife, of La
Junta, were in town last Sunday
making a painful visit to one of our
I dentists. Pueblo Mail.
A charity dinner will be given in
the near future by the Presbyterian
Aid Society, under the supervision
of Mrs. Patterson. Watch for date
later
The Boys Brigade will attend
the Presbyterian church in a body
J next Sunday morning. Rev. Colt
man will preach special sermon
for the occasion.
X. P. c. Sanderson. recentlyap
pointed assistant superintendent
of machinery of the Santa Fe, vice
&. A. Hancock, resigned, will as
sumo the duties OF his new Office
February Ist. "
The "Little Tigers, of Las Ami.
mas, and the "La Junta Kids are
scheduled for a football game in
this city next Saturday. The two
teams met in Las Animas recently
and the local long haired aggrega-
. tion was defeated by score OF II
to S,
. E. q. Hawkins has purchased
the interest OF Clio Wood, in the
firm Of Cunning 4 Wood, black
, smiths and wagonmakers. Mr..
Hawdins will be pleased to meet
his friends at the shop oh the cor
ner of Ration avenue and Granada
street.
Dickson engine No. SAY. former
ly on the south end, is now runs
ming between Topeka and Kansas
City, and making fast time. One
.. day last week the run of sixty-six
miles between the two cities. in
cluding two stops, was made in
! one hour and ten minutes.
| have the very best wheels on
the market at right prices. Co.
lumbia chainless, $75; Columbia,
chain, best wheel out, $50; Hart
fords, $40; Crescents, sa5, s32. SO,
! S35, 500. guarantee these wheels
in every respect. There are none
approaching them at equal prices.
! Fitted with Dunlop detachable
:: tires, best saddles and equipped
as you wish. H. Downer.
] A large delegation of the High
School students were present to
witness the defeat Of the Las Ami
! mas foot ball team on the home
field. The game was very inter-
esting and the visiting team played
! a hard, clean game. Moreover,
our boys we're too much for them
and left the field with a score Of
J twelve to six in favor Of the home
, team.
Sheriff Barr, Coroner William
Green and DR.. Dow went to Nine
Mile Monday to investigate the
death of Tibuycio Rosales, who
died last Tuesday under suspicious
! circumstances. The body of the
deceased was disinterred and the
stomach removed and brought to
La Junta for analysis. There were
La Junta tribune., 1900-01-31
Ask Crescent riders.

know.
| have a good cowboy saddle for
sale. .-Downer.
Buckley & Hart have plenty OF
money to loan on good farms.
Talking machines for $500 at
Smiths Music Store.
For fresh bread, pies or cakes go
to Fishers postoffice news stand.
One dollar month pays for the
use of a telephone in Garden City.
The county commissioners meet
in regular monthly session next
Monday.
Good pasture for about seventy
FIVE head OF cattle. Inquire Of
Frank Dice.
The Santa Fe IS putting.the fin
ishing touches on a new reading
room at Emporia.
Mrs. c. q. Roberts has opened
up first class dress making shop
on San Juan avenue, second door
north of Mrs. Lanes rooming
house, and guarantees her patrons
first-class, up-to-date work.
Claude Grubb and sister, Miss
Mollie, were Pierceville visitors in
the city Saturday. Claude is
lightning jerker for the Postal at
La Junta and is taking thirty day
lay off. Garden City Sentinel.
ohm Gwyn, the La unta aIrhi-
tect, makes frequent professional
visits to town and has designed
several Rocky Ford residences.
He will probably open an Office
here.-Rocky Ford Republican.
The Cicero class commenced
the work in latin prose compost
ton in connection with the regular
translation last Monday. For a
text book they are using Riggs
"In Latinum" and find the matter
presented to them in very clear
and laconic manner.
Hubbard Savage, of the class of
'9S, who has been attending Colo
RADIO College, was compelled to
discontinue his work in that insti-
tuition on account of illness. He
lis now at home recuperatiug, but
does not think he will be able to
continue his work this school year.
The La Junta Music Store de-
livered 5000 Chase piano to r.
A. Lackey, at Rocky Ford, Friday.
Mr.. Lackey is to be congratulated
upon the possession of the same
make of piano as President McKin-
ley uses in the White House, also
in his home at Canton.
Miss Nellie Drury entertained
twenty OF her young friends last
Friday night ata little party, and
Miss Mary Drury similar number
on Saturday evening. Each guest
present was made the recipient OF
a California rose direct from the
land of sunshine and flowers as a
souvenir Of the occasion.
1t is rumored that M. F. Lins-
day, the defeated candidate for as
SCISSOR, who was recently appointed
janitor of the court house, has de-
cided not to accept the Office, and
will tender his resignation at the
next meeting of the board of county
commissioners. Will the commits
sioners now be guilty of doing the
square thing by reappointing the
present Incumbent Echo answers,
"Not guilty"
The maid of honor editor threat
ems to chastise us, and "learn us
some newspaper courtesy" il we
are ever guilty again of the crime
Of publicly impugning his veracity
We still believe, however, that the
maid of honor editor is a mod.
ern Baron Munchausen, though
lacking the cleverness and plausi-
bility of that prince of liars. His
assertion that the counry clerk and
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1900-06-27
LOOKING FOR STRANGE WOMAN

Passport, June 26.--City Marshal NJ.
Fahey and oilicer have about given up
hope Of capturing tn e unknown woman
who came to Eastport Saturday last and
left Miss Nellie Kirk, a demented woman
of IS years, in charge of the city. They
came to Eastport by train about noon
from Boston and a short time later went
TO Lubec; three miles away.
1t was evidently the intention of the
mysterious woman Co leave her unfortu-
nate companion in the hands of the Luz
bee authorities, but something prevented
this, SO they returned later in the day to
Eastport.
The demented young woman was soon
found by the police and taken to the city
poor house. In the meantime the I'M
known woman hired a team at the Island
City stable and was driven to Robin
ston, IS milesaway, by the owner.
The Kirk woman formerly lived in Lu-
lee
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1900-06-27
STEAMER ASHORE NEAR CAPE
ANGUILLE.

st. Johns, N. F., June 26.-The British
steamer Mareotis, Capt. Easterbrook,
from Quebec for Liverpool, struck on a
reef of jagged rocks near Cape Anguulle,
on the southwestern coast in the gulf of
st. Lawrence, last night, tearing out a
section of her bottom and causing her
to leak badly.
Had It not been for her cargo which is
composed of deals, she would have sunk
Immediately. The crew took to the beats
and this morning landed at the village of
Godfrey. Four of the men were injured
by deals eollapsing when the ship struck.
1t is doubtful If the steamer can be
floated. Local schooners are salving the
cargo on half shares. The British war
ship Buzzard has been ordered to the
scene of the wre ok and the French
cruiser Isly viii also assist in the towing
Of the vessel if there is any prospect OF SO
doing.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1900-06-27
AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN OYSTER
sBlue Pointer Gives the Pubiic q
Few Facts Regarding Himself.

An enterprising oyster house on Fulton
street had printed on blotter paper the
following:
81 am born without jaws or teeth, but
I've got fine muscles. liver and a heart
In each year OF my life | produce 1,20O.-
600 eggs Each OF my children is one one
hundred of an inch in
length. so 100000 little ones can be
crowded into space of one cubic inch.
| am ready for the tnble in from one to
five years after birth. You viii never
find me in cold parts Of the world. | dis
like cold. In Ceylon sometimes grow 10
a foot in length. One Of me there makes
a stew, when am hair foot broad |
am not of much account in England, TN
less | am imported from America. 1t
makes me very sad TO think Of fetching
up on the Strand-L who was discussed
by Tibcrius and Julius. ! have been the
cause of much bloodshed. Men fight fierce
battles for me all along the American
coast. the Italian and the coast Of Kent
and Essex.
"If you eat me raw, you IRE not at oil
likely to regret IT, for | am. in a raw
state, very nutritious and easily digested.
As n fry. | am inclaJd TO be uninterest-
ing and heavy. so few know how 10 fry
me. | am about the only animate thing
that eau be eaten with IMMUNITY in n raw
state. Parasites cannot exist in me as
they can in chops and steaks and fruits.
am a pretty good friend 10 man. And as
TO woman. Look al the pearls I've given
her Thackerny has compared me in
raw state TO a new baby. Yet | never
kept him awake nights
I'm not half bnd in a stew. but as
roast in the shell all the poetry in me
comes out. Then | sizzle with emotion in
butter. red pepper and little sauce. The
clam is like the driver OF a hanson cab
then-not in ii with me. The clam! That
commonplace fellow! avoid him as
much as possible. | am not a snob. nor
yet a cad. but l really must not be ex-
pected 10 fruternize with the clam, noe
can | discuss him. The line must be
drawn. He's not in the -Four Hundred.
Well, / apl.-Blue Pointe. New York
Mail and Express.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1900-06-27
-, They Lnushed.

The Shipping World says: "A good
story is told In Paris about a japanese
embassy which visited France to ar
range about three ports which were te
be opened to trade in Japan and France
respectively. The French minister foi
foreign affairs chose Yokohama, AeddO
and Han-Yang. The Japanese embas-
sador smiled and went away. Soon after
ward Japan signifed that she had select
ed the three French ports OF Hayre
Marseilles aud Southampton. The French
foreign Office went into fits Of laughter
at this blunder and pointed out thai
Southampton was in England. We arr
perfectly aware Of it, replied the Jap
aEese ambassador. and Han-HanS is II
X oren -
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1900-06-27
A Fortune For n single Flower.

The purchasing power Of money in the
seventeenth century is shown by an arti-
Gle in The Ladies' Home journal on the
tulip craze in Holland. which reached its
height about 1884. At a sale of bulbs
bout that date a single one of the Vice
ay variety was purchased by delivering
. the seller 80 bushels Of wheat, 400
.shels OF rye. fat pigs. 8 fat oxen, IL
4 sheen. . hogskeads Of wine. . barrels
beer, 800 pounds Of butter. bedstead
18th pillows, mattresses. blankets, etc.
900 pounds of cheese, suit of clothes
and silver goblet. The money value Of
the bulb was $1,000. but as the purchaser
did not have the cash the seller was will
ing TO accept IT'S equivalent in the form
Just reeited notwithstanding that it was
somewhat bulky and diversified.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1900-06-27

Before 1888, when wooden matches
with phosphorus were made in Vienna,
people were dependent upon flint and
steel to secure light. The first patent
for a phosphorus match in the United
States was taken out in 1886 by A. ID
Philips of Springfield. Mass. For mans
years people refused TO use them, but by
1S45 the III smelling and clumsy old tim
der boxes were generally discarded and
are preserved. like shufboxes. as eurios-
ities.-ChicagQ Chronicle.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1900-06-27
THE MODERN BEAUTY

Thrives on good food and sunshine,
with plenty Of exercise In the open air.
Her form CLOVIS with health and her face
blooms with its beauty. II her system
needs the cleansing action of a laxative
remedy, she uses the gentle and pleasant
Syrup of Figs, made by the California
Fig Syrup CO. only.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1900-06-27
CHIEF JUSTICE OF SANTIAGO.

Havana, June 26.-Senor Jose Varela
has 1een appointed Chief justice of the
Supreme court of the province of Santa
go, succeeding Senior Echverra, deceased.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1900-06-27
GOLD on COTTAGE CITY.

Seattle, Wash June s6.-The steamer
Cottage City arrived here today from
Skagway with s2OO,oO) In drafts and
a number Of passengers from Dawson.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-04-12

on him, manifesting many of the
symptoms Of the old-time courtier.
When the permit system was first
inaugurated we denounced it as we
thought it deserved, and the gold
bug organ Of this town jumped
upon our shoulders with both feet
lntlmating that we sympathized
with dynamiters, etc, and deman-
ded that we return our commission
as a member of the board Of arbi-
tration to the Governor. At that
time abuse from the Elmore Re
publican was regarded as a COM
pliment and we paid no attention
to its insane rawlings. We expected
it from friend Of the plutocrats
and an enemy Of the laborer. But
we did not expect similar abuse
from Brother Horn of the Caldwell
Record, who, like ourself, is an ar
dent admirer OF the great COM
moner William Jennings Bryan.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-04-12

Miss Ada Robbins is again quite
sick.
Mrs Reed returned home Satur-
day from Caldwell.
j r. wilkins and wife returned
from Salt Lake Sunday night.
Charlie Keefer is now running a
two-horse job wagon daily on our
streets.
L. t. Wilcox and Lawyer Wolfe
will soon have their respective Of
fees and residences connected by
telephone wires.
Elmer Smith departed Tuesday
night for Oregon, where he will visit
with relatives for few weeks be-
fore leaving for Cape Nome.
We are pleased to note in the
Blackfoot News that Miss Minnie
Tanner Of this place has been re-
elected as one of the teachers for
the Blackfoot schools.
Mrs. H. Syms and daughter,
wife and child of editor Syms of
the Republican, came in from Boise
last Thursday, accompanied by
Judge Brown, Mrs. Syms father.
II. G. Snyder, J. P. Burford and
James MCGOWAN departed yester-
day morning for Cat Greek anG
Volcano districts to look after somf
mining interests. They will return
next Monday.
The goldbug republican commit
tee has called county convention
to be held in Mountain Home, April
q, to ell ect delegates to the Lewis
ton convention to select delegates tc
the national convention. The pri
maries are to be held on the 2ls
instant.
Eugene Lison of Rocky Bar
went to Boise Sunday night to clos
deal for his Hardscrabble place
and quartz mines with eastern par
ties, and to receive the first pay
ment on 100000, the purchasing
price. Mr.. Lison expects to visi
the Paris Worlds fair.
The case Of G. G. Tautphaus VS.
the Owyhee Land and Irrigatio
Co, was tried before a jury in th
u. S. court at Boise last weel
Judge E. NJ. Wolfe of this plac
, was counsel for Mr.. Tautphaus, an
. he informs us that the jury retnrne
a verdict in favor of Mr.. Tautphau
j, for $40,S31 05 with interest frol
! January 6, 1896, at 10 per cent.
is understood there is a lien on tn
property that will come in prior
this judgement.
! All the services will have refe
: enee to Easter at the Congreg'
: tional church next Sunday. Eai
ter sermons and hymns at 10:z
and 7:45. Hereafter the lorenzo
service will begin at 1915 instea
i of Il o'clock. Sunday School wi
be at Il o'clock sharp. Easter lie
son-"Jairus' daughter raised
Junior Endeavor at 4. has an Ea
G ter meeting "Jesus the Bread !
life.n Dona Harris leader. II
i Young Peoples Endeavor at 7 p. |
e Miss Williams leader. An East
y meeting" The Bread of life" II
mid-week meeting tonight at z:
n has a Question box. All invite
l. to bring questions. A cordial inv
tation to all services.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-04-12

from Brother Horn of the Caldwell
Record, who, like ourself, is an ar
dent admirer of the great com
moner William Jennings Bryan.
The Pavette Independent has re-
Gently Topped from a silver paper
to a gold bug organ, and in its last
issue accuses the BULLETIN man of
ingratitude toward Gov. Steunen-
berg because we are the recipient Of
an IMMENSELY LUCRATIVE position
at the hands Of the Governor and
are SO ungrateful as to not endorse
aud praise bis every official act.
Unlike the Independent we are not
built that way. The Independent
also intimates that Fred Dubois has
got in his work" on the BULLETIN.
Maybe SO, brother, but not in the
manner in which Chairman Morri-
son Of the goldbug state committee
worked" or changed the Independ-
ent from an honorable silver advo-
cate to trucking goldbug sheet.
The reference library of the pub
lie schools has just received an ad-
dition of % volumes of history and
fiction. Seven volumes are histori-
cal; the remainder comprise some
of the latest works on fiction. The
following is the list of the latter:
David Harum (Wescott) Two Lit
tie Pilgrims Progress ( Burnett);
From a Girls Point of View { Belly;
Flute and Violin e.. L. Allen)
When Knighthood was in Flower
(Gascoden); The Light that Failed
Kipling) Captain Courageous
(Kipling); The Market Place
/ Frederick J; The Greater Inclina,
ton ( Wharton); A Century of Dis
honor { II. II. Jackson). Juvenile
The First Weaver, The First Miner
The First Paper-makers, The First
Architect. Through the courtesy
Of Senator Shoup the public schoo
has received q large map of Idaho
showing the forest reserves, Indian
reservations, etc, and quite com
| plete in all details.
Jack Turner Jack Harley, VIII
Harley aud others of Bruneau val
ley have recently discovered tina
about 500 head of their cattle tina
we're wintering on Il range hav
ozen stolen and driven out of th
country. The supposition is tina
they were driven TO somespoint o.
the Central Pacific railroad an,
shipped east.
r Miss Maud Pence, the accom-
plished daughter of Mr. and Mr.
Arthur Pence of Bruneau, passe
! through this place few days ag
: on her way to Jordan valley, wher
she is to take charge of school.
The Payette Independent say
7 that II. II. McMannis, formerly {
e Mountain Home, has purchased
. half interest in Ruse's blacksmit
business and will remove his famil
|, to Payette to reside as soon as h
l can secure a house.
l Owing to the continued illness
: Mr.. and Mrs. Melton, Miss Mimi
Melton returned home Tuesda
evening from Weiser academy.
! Joseph Rosevear came up frol
the Ferry Saturday on business col
neoted with the Doolittle estate.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-04-12


WALL PAPERl WALL PA
PERIL at ] NJ Cowen & Co.'S.
Born, in Mountain Home, Idaho,
April 9, 19Goyto the wife of Joseph
Osier, son.
1900 pounds Of ironstone china
tableware just opened. Chas. r.
Kelsey & Co.
A. G. Peterson of Corvallis, Or,
a mining operator, was in this
place Tuesday.
ROCK SPRINGS PEACOCK
COAL at Galloway & Wassom's
livery stable.
By referring to the advertisement
of the Citizens State Bank in an
other column you may learn Of a
cheap way OF transmitting money
to any part of the world, and it is
the safest way, too.
Winchester, Savage and Stevens
rifles, single barrel breach and mug
zle loading shot guns and double
barrel shot guns, also ammunition OF
all kinds-powder, shot, etc. Chas
r, Kelsey 4 Co.
The Boise Statesman of Tuesday
says: Deputy Sheriff Andy Robin.
son has gone to Grand View to levy
on some land under an execution
issued in the case of George +. Ma.
honey VS.. L. G. Nieswanger and FL
II -
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-04-12

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QuININE TAB
LETS. All druggists refund the n oney
il it fails to cure. Z. w. GROVES sig.
nature is on each box. 25c.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-04-12

u su'AhS's
Died, in Mountain Home, Idaho.
April 8, 1900, David Clink, ma
tive of Scotland, aged SIS years. Up
TO few months ago Mr. Clink had
been constant resident of Atlanta
in this county for over 30 years, and
was always held in high esteem by
those who enjoyed his acquaintance.
He followed mining until extreme
age prohibited such labor, and we
are told owned some valuable min
ing locations near Atlanta. The
funeral took place Tuesday, the
services being conducted in feeling
and forcible manner by Rev. Mr..
MCGOWAN of Boise, and his remains
were followed to the cemetery by a
number of old-time friends.
Studebaker wagons and McCor-
mick Moving Machines have been
and are now the leading wagons
and machines in the west and east,
for that matter. They are built es.
pecially for the western trade
adapted for the dry climate of Ida,
no and heavy enough to stand the
hard knocks given by the rough US
age at tho hands of the western
farmer and freighter. We have
t now car load of each on the road
Call and see them. A full line o
moving machines and hay rake re
pairs. Chas. R. Kelsey & Co.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1900-04-12

F. P. AXE, PRESIDENT.