Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-10-31
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ioee mat Mr., Mimms.
icy has. Yes. He used o-6e H.
iron-jawed man in circus.',-Wass
ington Star. @'u-
They're going to run the new boto,
ON the European PLAN" "Hearsn0,
l hope the plan doesn't include tlnsm
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Ell want some sort of . nro...
for young lady" Sweetheart or s,a
teri "Er-why-she hasn't said whit,
she will be yet. "-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Resort Hotelkeeper-Any guests. =.
this evenings train? Bus Driver-Nn
body to speak of. Only a single trnnh
woman and grip gent.-Boston Trsn
script. -
Snarley-Whats self-esteem9 ,yon;
It's something we all hate to see. In.
some one else, but which is a yirtne ~ ~
we possess it ourselves.-syracusya
Herald. 1.s
What Is an optimist?" asked tho fs;, =
"An optimist," answered Mr.. Brykins
as he took a dyspepsia tablet, .is IN
most cases COMPOUNDED prevaricator u
Washington Star. .sssc
Edith (coyly)-What is it the noa,
says about young mans fancies,, IN :.
the spring? Backward Lover-Whv.--
er-really-I-er-leave all that to mo
tailor, We know!-Puck. =
You seem to be very much interest," !
ed in that couple in the middle of the
floor" 'Yes; you look at them and sea Z
if you can figure out which it is that
can't dance."-Chicago Record.
Hicks-The easy writer's have a deal
to say about "the dead of night" When
is that, l wonder? Wicks-The dead of
night, I suppose, is when everybody Is
buried in slumber.-Boston Transcrlpt
even the general that never wins
battle can beat sometimes" remarked
Beechwood. what are you driving
atY asked Homewood. "He can beat
retreat. "-Pittsburg Chronicle.Tele-
graph.
what did Aunt Minerva say about
the shirt-waist MANI" "She said now
he had to keep his belt in the right
wasn't any smarter than woman.'-In-
dianapolis Journal.
"Amelia, when letter came from you
while you were away did not read 1t
for day at least" "What was that
for, Edgar" Don't you see? l saved
one days interest on the money you
asked for."-Chicago Record.
Language" quoted Willie Wishing.
ton, twas given for the concealment Of
thought" Indeed" rejoined Miss
Cayenne languidly. Permit me to con.
graduate you on being so perfect
master Of Observation-Disclosures Star.
Ibid you have any words with your
mistress which caused you to leave
your last placer" "Niver wor-rd.
Shure an OF locked her in the bath.
room and TUX me things and slipped
out as quiet as yez phase. "-Harpers
Bazaar.
William, poor man came along
and asked for hat" "What did you
do?" II gave him your Sunday hat"
What on earth did you do that for"
"Well, I knew you would need your
old one to wear when you go fishing
Chicago Record.
Pa" asked little Willie, show long
Is 'decade?" "That depends, my
son. In the census department a dec
ade means ten years, but to the women
who hand their ages in to the census
man 1t means anything from to 10."-
Philadelphia Press.
Mr.. Henpeck-The doctor says. abb
solutely must go away next week for
rest. Mrs. Representatives,! can't
possibly manage to get away to go
with you then. Mr.. Henpeck-Um-m!
guess the doctor must have known
that.-Philadelphia Press.
Mr.. Gump Ito teacher)-No, I don't
want you to teach my son any gram
mar. Not a bit of 1t. Teacher-But-
but-this Is unsual, sir. May inquire
your reasons? Mr.. Gump-I Intend
tQaC ne Sudll De Il NIilel VI I"Rs7
songs.-Baltimore American. He
A Good Scheme.-Tourist-D those
scarecrows save your crops? Farmer
They work first rate. You see, every
tramp that comes along crosses ting
fields to see If tn clothes is with steaf
In, w'ch they amt, an that scares tns
crows away.-New York Weekly.
The Seaman--Have you ever been Oh
a battleship when she clears for az
ton? The Landsman-No. Well "
is the most thrilling and impressive
moment you can conceive On.
don't know. Have you ever seen gon
club champion get ready to driver
Life. -
Blanche-Was Mrs. Gewgaws gar
den party "wipe-off affair? Lillian
No; it seemed to me more OF q Jug
end party. Blanche-A "tag-end par
ty? Lilian-Yes; lot of people WV
were invited only because lot OF QUIZ.
people wouldn't come."-Indianapoh'
journal '.s