Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-12-19
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Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
Il don't like to have my friends get
married in the fall" ''Why not5n
I've got all can do to buy my winter
suit. ATLANTA Constitution.
Bitter Logic: Small Boy lin fish mar.
keD-Haye you any dry fish? Fisher.
man-Yes, sonnie. Small Boy-Wen
give them drink, then-Harlem Life
YES, he boasts that he has lived
nearly seventy years without ever hay.
ing been inside a bank. "What Is ha
bank director ?'-Chicago T1mesuer.
aid.
A Reflection: Mrs. JoAnson-Wbat
said to Mrs. Simpkins was dat I didn't
b'leeb yo' husband ebbah robbed a hen
roos' in his life. Mrs. Black-Yo' done
mean to insinnlwate he amt got de
nerve?-Puck.
Il can't imagine why Stutterton mar.
rled Miss Strongmind." Nor I. How
ever, she's curing him of the suffering
hapit' oa NtOii ouJ oo U.s. Sue
doesn't give him chance to talk at all
now."-CasselPs.
A Quick Answer: paw, what Is
stage fright" asked the boy. opening
his bag of popcorn stage fright?" re-
peated his father, pointing to veteran
of the chorus; why, there is one
Philadelphia Record
In Memorlam: Il presume you car
ry a memento of some kind in that lock-
ct of yours?' Precisely; it Is lock
of my husbands hair" but your hus.
band is still alive" "Yes; but his hair
is all gone. '-Tit-Bits.
What in the world Is the matter
with the managing editor?" Hes
worried because he isn't quite sure
that he ought to cut down football
space to make room for politics, or vice
versa. cleveland Plain Dealer.
A False Idea: Manager-I would Ike
TO have you make dramatic version of
this popular novel. Playwright (weaTl-
ly)-But that will necessitate my read
ing it. Manager-Not at all. We don't
want you to spoil the play.-Bazar.
AS Usual: Asslstant-Here are more
dispatches about that battle In the
East. Editor-What do they say? AS
sistant--It appears that both sides We're
greatly outnumbered, but each defeated
the enemy with severe loss.-Harlem
Life.
do you see that very ordinary-look-
ing man over there?" 'Yes; what OF
it," He's a man with history" "A
man with a history! What has he ever
doneT' Nothing at all. He's selling
the history by Observation-Disclosures
Post.
Lady-Some weeks ago 1 bought
plaster here to help me get rid Of
rheumatism. Druggist-Well, ma'am,
| hope it did its work. Lady-Yes, but
now | want something else to help me
to get rid of the plaster.-Boston
Beacon.
Wife Ito husband returning at a.
m.)-What time is it, dear? Husband
One o'clock, | think. CLOCK strikes
three.) Wife-Why, it just struck 8,
sir. Observation-Disclosures my dear;
that clock must stutter.-Fliegende
Blaetter.
Allow did your automobile journey
turn out? beautifully! Although
| ran over two pedestrians and three
bicycles and knocked two wagons into
ditch, my motor was not at all injured
and 1 arrived just on time.-Fliegende
Blaetter.
Jack Huggard-Miss Pechy's father
made surprising statement to me last
night Dick Danser-That SO? What
was it? Jack Huggard-He sneaked
into the parlor and cried: "Aha! That's
the time l caught you kissing my
daughter. philadelphia Press.
House Owner-You didn't pay the
rent last month. Tenant-No? Well,
| suppose you'll hold me to your agree
ment. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES agree
ment? Tenant-Why, when l rented
you said l must pay In advance or not
at all.-Columbus (Ohio) State Journal
A Young Wife's Sorrow: isabelle
writes me that life with her Hunga-
rian count is just killing her" You
don't say. Has he already ceased %
love herr" mo; but he talks In his
sleep In his native language and she
can't understand word he says. III
dlanapolis Press.
Wife (who has been struck by D.
cycle)-Never mind, dear Don't make
a scene of it. Husband-What! 10
you think I'll let him go without say
ing what l think? Wife-But I'm not
really hurt Husband-That doesn't
matter. A little more and he might
have run into me.-Tit Bits.
II suppose you would rather play
Hamlet than eat" said the admrlns
young woman, who is given to COLO
quialsms. WELL" answered MI
Stormington Barnes, Il never put II III
Just that way. But your remark sus'
gests the alternative that usually pre-
saptc itcaJP Wa oh tuutop Star