Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1900-07-04

skatterd throo the awjens to start the
showing we kin git up a lot of en-
thewsyazzem. I noa yu will doc yur
best kaws yur appointment depends on
owr suksess.''
I toald him he neadent wurry, Ed
furnish enthewsyazzem enuff. And [
did. I hollerd like awl possest and
the peepel on the uther side of the
hawl thawt evryboddy on my side wuz
clearing and so thay jined in too.
then the peepel on my side he'd to fol-
Ter SCOT. I tell yu thar wuz lots of
enthewsy azzem, and Mark wuz awl-
most tikkeld to deth. Thet komishun-
ershipp il ez good ez setteld.
The furst evening when I wuz kom-.
ing owt of the shoa Teller steps up
to me and seq: Say mister, ar yu
dry?" IT am," SEE I.
exon along" SEE he. So he talks
me into pryvait room in a restorant
and orders two skooners of beer.
Now" SEE he after we he'd taken
swigg, "the komittee on resolew-
shuns left me the job of putting into
form hull lot eff loos planks fer
platform. I notisd yur enthewsy-
azzem today and I thawt yu must be
we'll poasted on. party affares, so I
want yu to help me. " So he kawls
fer two moar skooners and we goas to
wurk. Thar wuz a lot of plahks and
we wurkd hard. The moar we wurkd
the dryer we got, and, the skooners
he'd to keap agoing purity lively. BIZ
meby we got so full of enthewsyazzem
tibet we begun to maik planks of owr
Oan. 80.
"Lem," SEE I, "We hey got to say
a good wurd fer the poor omsseakers
tibet hev left thar hoams to go and
help the peepel of Kewba and the uther
Hands to run the govurnment. Thay
hev bin shaimfully abewsd. Speek up
fer Rathboan and Nea)y and thar
helpers.'''
," Yu are rite, !" SEE Lem, shut we'll
hev to maik it kinder jenrel and men
shun no Mains. Peepel ar kinder pre-
judist agin Rathboan & Co. So be
studdid vile and then roat owt the
follering: q. 49,.
The administration has acted wisely
in it's efforts to secure for public SER
vice in Cuba, Porto Rico, Hawaii and
the Philippine Islands only those
whose fitness has been determined by
training and experience. We believe
that employment in public service in
these territories should be confined as
far as practicable to their inhabitants.
"The furst part of tibet IL awlrite, ;"
SEE 1. SIT givs kreddit whar kreddit
is doc. Butt don't like the sekkend
part. It sort Of shuts US Amerikens
owt. Now what IL the good Of heving.
posseshun OF them Turin kountrys if
we don't git nothing out of them. . .t !. 4.
Shaw" SEE Lem, punching me in
the side, don't yu sea it SEE ez fur
ez praktikabel. = I6 will fool the peapel
to think we ar going to Civ them fur
riners self-gO But when it
koms to giving owt the offises Mark
will beside it amt praktikabel to Civ.
them emmy paying offs. z
seen throo it then, and SO we kept
on till we he'd finisht the platform.
I heer now tibet mineral Grossvenner
is kinder mad aboWt the way We 6ksd.
it up, butt ] don't think he kood hev
dun emmy better himself If he he'd bin
ez dry ez Lem and me wuz. He kin
maik hiz oan plattf orms after this fer
awl kair.
81 am koming hoam soon onless
Mark neads me to furnish enthewsy-
azzem fer the krouds tibet will be brung
oaver to KantOn to sltssen to- Mack.
Yurs trooiy,
55s..@@s JACK PARROTT,
Komishuner and plattf form maker.
Jack Is oald Woman SEE il he don't
kwitt hiz fooling and kom hoam rite
away kWick che Il 500 him fer DANA
| jos or divoars. She got me to- rite TO
Jack To- tibet effekt. hoap tibet will
bring him to biz senses.
JIll1lINY# CRICKETrs. SIS