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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-08
DEMOCRATIC CLUB
Organized Saturday Night Prizes
Given to the Best Rustlers-A
Way TO Swell the List.

4 h.
| When Mr.. Loughney was here
the Democrats were aghast to think
that Republican should be i'm,
ported from the outside to assist in
the organization of Republican
club. It was published in thei1
papers as one of the most outrag.
eous political schemes, and!Republi.
cans themselves, really began tc
feel as if they had committed ar
objectionable sin. r..
It will relieve them very much,
however, to know that last Satur
day, the Democrats themselves,
imported an organizer in the per
son of Mr.. Bashor, formerly one ot
Iowa's political failures, more re-
Gently of Weiser of this State.
| TIE TRIBUNE sees nothing
wrong in the action of the Demo
Gratis, however sinful similar act.
ion on the part of the Republicans
might have been. But this aside.
Last Saturday, the Democrats
were successful in organizing a
Democratic club and as was an
nounced they had a membership OF
I26, which is a very good starter.
Mr.. Rice, the President, declared
that of the number, there were at
least 10 Republicans. Judging
from the complexion of the audi
ence that attended Mr.. Bashor's S
meeting and listened to his address,
if there are I26 names on the club
roll, there ought to be a great many
more than 10 Republicans, as fully
two-thirds of the audience was com
posed Of Republicans.
In the distribution of honors, the
Democrats Of Caldwell, were ex-
ceedingly fair and liberal. They
gave to Mr.: Rice, Democrat, the
Presidency; to Captain Wells, a
Silver Republican, the office of
Vice-President, and to Ross Mad
den, a Popolist, was allotted the
honorable position of Secretary.
Thus all three of the fusion ele-
ments are represented in the ohici-
al organization.
The Democrats have evidently
found improved methods for swell
ing their club lists; one of which
is to give to the gentleman, secur-
ing the largest number of names, a
new overshirt, and to the lady, Sc
curing the largest number, a new
alpaca dress. In one instance, a
Republican lady secured the prize.
Whether any gentlemen has been
equally successful has not been re-
ported.
The meeting of the club last Sat-
urday evening was. well attended
and Mr.. Bashor's address listened
to with interest Altogether it was
a creditable affair, the only draw
back being that some of those who
attended and did not remain to hear
the concluding remarks of the
speaker went away under the i'm
preston that it was a Republican
meeting but of very poor quality.
We surmise that before another
meeting is held, the club lists will
have been swel1ed to a thousand or
fifteen hundred, as it is understood
the offer of prizes still holds good.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-08

Mr.. Bryan has one speech for the
Democrats, another for the Popu-
lists and a third for the free silver
advocates. In view of the nature
of his support the many-sided Kan
sas City platform was absolutely
necessary.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-08
The STATE TICKET.

For Presidential Electors
WELDON B. HEPBURN,
GEORGE M. PARSONS,
]. w. ROWTON.
For Congressman
JOHN T. MORRISON.
For Supreme Court Justice
EDGAR c. STEELE.
For Governor
DREW w. STANDROD.
For Lieutenant Governor
A. A. CRANE.
For Secretary of State
MART PATRIE.
For Attorney General
GEORGE E. GRAY.
For State Auditor
HARRY J. SYMS.
For State Treasurer
GEORGE W. KESTER.
For Superintendent of Public Il
Struction-
Miss JESSIE RILEY.
For Mine Inspector
ROBERT BELL.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-08

In 1896 Colonel Watterson de-
scribed Mr.. Bryan as "a dishonest
dodger, daring adventurer and a
political fakir." Furthermore, he
expressed his disgust by going to
Paris and remaining until after the
election. So it will be perceived
what an unpleasant dose the Colo
mel is trying to swallow this year.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1900-09-08

The Hon. Charles A. Towne is
to attempt to answer Governor
Rooseve1t's speeches. 1t will be
recalled that Mr.. Towne is the gen.
tleman who was unable to success
fully answer the arguments of the
men who wanted him off of a GER
tain Presidential ticket.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
LEGAL NOTICE.

Notice Is hereby given that at the General
Election TO be held on the sixth day OF Noven-
Der. a. ID. 100, there will be submitted to the
qualified electors of the State OF Colorado tho
State.
The authority for submitting such question
Is found In senate Bill No. II. which is, In
words and fix';res' following" ~ si viz;
THE STATE or COLORADO An ANENDNEsr ~
SECTION Two ~ Ov AErICLx NINETEEN txIX)
OF rHk CONSTITUTION OF THE STATE OF
COLORADO.
Ne IT enacted by the General Assembly of the
State of Colorado:
SECTION l. That there shall be submitted to
the qualified electors OF the State of Colorado.
At the next general election for members Of
General Assembly. for their approval or re-
lection. the following amendments to the
constitution Of the state Of Colorado, which.
when ratified by y majority of those voting
thereon. shall be valid rs part OF the constE
tuition, namely: Section Of article XIX: q
be 90 amended Is tn read Is follows:
SEC 3 Any amendment OF amendments to
sass so1 q, tut may g IN either
same shall DO voted for BY twothfr,ts Of all the
members elected to each house, such proposed
the syes and moss Of eneh house thereon. shaii
be entered In full on their respective Journals
the proposed amendment or amendments shall
the General Assembly. and the Secretary Of
State shall also cause the sud amendment or
amendments to be rnhiix1Dl In full in not
move than ono newspaper Of general circu-
lattm In each county, for four successive
weeks previous to the next general election
for naeabegs to the General Assembly; and
At eaid e3ecktua the saId amendment or amend
upenta shall b submitted 70 tho qualified
oaeUsnss Al IT, etAAe for their approval or 70
teek3ua, - auch - Are apfHuvod By I
na3os4ty OF thnse votfnx tAxeon sAal1 become
paRe of fhfB CONSTITUTION
Proyide1, That n MORE than ono nnendmcni
b sabeaittul1 at any general election. each pi
aid aWendmenka shnIl Be voted upon separ
FAte1y, and votes thereon cat shall be es.par
ntely cn0nted Tho same - tho0Gh but one
amendusnt was submitted. Bur the General
Assembly shall hare no power to prtppneg
amendments tn mose than sig articles of thit
constitution At the same session.
Sec. = Each clecfor voting at said election
and DESTROYS Of voting for or against said
amendment, shall deposit in the ballot box hi.
ticket whereon shall he printed the word.
-Roe the Amendment and Against the
Amendment and shall indicate bis choice by
placing . cross opposite one or the other Of
said group Of words.
SEC. q The votes cast for the adoption OF
rejection IT said amendment shalt be can
vassed and the result determined by the lawi
Of the Stnte for the canvass for represen
tatiyes In Congress.
Approved February 10th. A. d. 1880.
In testimony whereof, have hercuntO rel
my hand and af3xed the great seal of the
State Of Colorado. at the City OF Denver, thi,
a0th day Of July. A. ID. 1900.
tsKALl ELMER F. BECKW1TH,
Secretary Of State.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
Tho Grin, Reapss I

The HERALD b called arua IT
week to chronicle tvo untasoay -
sudden deaths. viz: that Of J-L TsuAf,
Of Craig, which occurred Il M houns =
that place "Wednesday work - ~
OF Ars. =. b. Kelly It hse'1nsns u
Montpelier. Idaho. On septsahsf lesA
The death OF Mr.. Tovsr w1s 49,.
liarly Sad. He Wa u work f,ra lifag
poles for the Aseker-c Craig tutsQkSs
line when summoned hons 10 taks ~
OF his vito and little ones who 1srs
down with typhoid fever. 10 . fsw days
Mr. Tower was taken down htnsoaf,
and tho = strous. vigorous man uss
carried on In the prime Of life.
Only last June The HxRALD n
noaneed the happy marriage q eur
former fellow townsman. Quintsu b.
Kelly; It now becomes our painfut daty
to announce Mrs. Kelly's death and To-
der condolences to tho husband Of buk .
few months. A throat affection q IT
. few days duration was The eanss ~
death.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
Tr,,stee,s sale.

WHEREAS, Thomas King did on the slst
w Gay q january, a. D. i@:. by his Ger.
tain deed Of trust recorded on the 10Th day OF
the be- recSsds Of RIO Bisnco county. Colorado:
the es county Il We'd. s.sse q Colorado. the fei
Blsnco county. to-vit: Tho South hah of the
south West quarter Of Section twelve, and the
f sss nan 81 N IL To~nship tSroe South Range
ninety-eix West, together with AL his right,
title and Interest in and to tho Extension Of
rirhts 10 the use Of vAser for tho irrigation Of
aid premises or for domestic use thereon to
secvrc the paymcnt q his certain promissory
parable 20 The order OF The Farm Investment
tnepany ON tie nrst day OF February. A. d.
where's, On the arst day Of April. A. D. lsv7.
At tie request Of aid Thomas King, said note
was extended for period Of three years from
q f e Any ssda s. rcne.si ssrssment exc
cutsd by eAid Thoenas King and the Farm In.
ysstnsns Goapany, xhich ssres%snt provided
covenants In said principal note, and IN the
said deed II tFuse contained, shall stand and
a. ana daGinS ssid easendsd period: the terms
Of said note and deed Of trust being that all
notes should draw u per cent from maturity;
Whercas Said deed Of tr,st provides that in
case OF default in the payment Of said pstncE
pal note or any part thereof. or interest there
on, IT shall be lawful for the trustee therein
named, or in case of removal from the state Of
Colorado, then the then acting sheriff Of said
saccessor in trust, and sell said premiscs and
all right, title and interest and equity of re-
demption OF the eaid Thomas King, his heirs
Of the court house in the county u Rio Bianco.
etate Of Colorado, for the hfkhest and best
price tho same will bring In cash, fo!r weeks
nOt1ce having been given OF time and place OF
whereas. Default has been made In the pay
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
Notice.
To whom /, may concern:

To whom 1t may concern:
Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned.
Treasurer Of School District No 8 Rio Bianco
county, Colorado. will. on Monday, the 18th
day OF October, A. D.. 1901, at the once Of the
Treasurer of Rio Blanco county, at Meeker.
Colorado, pay bond No. Of said school district
No. :, and the interest thereon. said bond be-
ing one OF = series OF four bonds, for the sum
Of five hundred dollars, dated September LIST.
A. y. 1901. and bearing interest at the rate Of
eight per cent per annuu, payable seminar
nusliy.
And further notice Is hereby given that said
bond will cease to dr1w interest on ard after
the said 18th day Of October. A. d. 1900.
Neeker, Colorado, September Ind. 1900.
k&-oH JAMES ANICK.
Treasurer School District No. 2
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
Judge Gray left yesterday to attend
court 1t Hahn's Peak.


Opposed 70 Leasing.
Ths Dsoocratio legislative oonven-
tioo Of this senatorial and legislative
district. which vas As3d In Dsnver last
week, and which nominated Dr.. B. L.
JsAsrsoa q Roott, for senator, and
Isnss Lytsis. At Rio Biaaco, for rsprs-
ssakaaivs. paassd oalH a. rssn,atioa,
wt3eA b = fsa1oNs:
Rnnavsd. That this eoavsntaoo \ IN
altsrahiv oppossd b any change IN IL
prsssat land lAws Of TIE United Seatss
soveennent; Int 10 opposs Tie leasing
oe tie pohtie land OF Tie eeding Of The
same 70 TIE state. q In any other maa-
ner interfering with The present land
system OF the government; that No
psedgs our candidates for senator and
representative, II excited. to vots only
for such man for United States sens
tor - will promise to stand with the
snail ranchmeo and cattlemen On this
important question.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
notice FOR PUBLICATION.

NANwooo srnlpos. Cola. espt :. Neet
EI0ItCB y herehg gives TIT TIE foabuwtag
IN 14nnnA aeltler - nlsd notice OF hi tnee1-
tn = naks Anal peoof IN support q hi
1aa3n, ond tAAt nd proof viii DO 1ede before
~ E4o9k II the D1etric< Court. 1t Aeekes,
0'c3o0k q N. viz:
- Oscar Fletcher. OF Anxosa, Colo, on
~ 2 d No 80, Ute, for the SW y SW y Fec
IN, \ no " eth y.
u nanee the following Witnesses to prove
Afe continuous residence upon and cultivation
q p1Sd land, viz:
4. b. Rhoades and Hugh Roberts of Rangely,
Cnsn, ard Lewis ". Queen and samuel Queen
I sSC11 J.F SQUIRE. Register.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

A man from the country walked Into
one Of the most stylish bar roo0s in
Bangor. Me-. the other day leadinx .
young better, and tied the animal to The
fo0trese Of the bar while he drank two
scboouers of beer.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
NOrICE FOR PUBLICATION.
LAND OFFICE AT

'LANU OFfICE At 7
6LEyWoOU SPnIS1s, Colo, Sept. :, 1900
AIO1lCn-Is hereby given that the following
NnADeA settler has Med notice Of his fntcn-
tina 10 rake Email proof in support OF his claim
anA tAaf sid proof will be made before H. A.
Wn6Aack, an @. g. Commissioner. 1t Neeker.
Colo, on Saturday. October 9Th, 100, At u
'0.e2ook q L., viz:
TSd.aas B. Hhosdes, Of i.anseiy. Colo. oc
II p d B No s606, Ute, for the q X NV y and
NE 4 SW y Sec =, T3N, Il 10l W 9Th p u.
hi eantinnous residence upon. and cultivation
81 QAtd land, viz:
3. Oscar Fletcher and Grant Fletcher Of
c. Kooesss Of Ransely, Colorado.
slS00 }. P. SQUIRE, Register.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

$4,000 10 loan on good ranches q low
rate Of interest. Also short loans fron
800 to $1,000 made On best security.
Call on Hay 4 walbrides. Real Estate
Loan and Insurance agents.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

The greas success 4 Chanh1ls
Coas, Cholera M DiarIAasA ny
- IL trsatnsnt u bowel soaDllnls
~ na6s It staudard ossr Tie ereateR
pazt Of The civilized World. Fox ~ ~
Strehlke 4 Giveos.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

No need leaving town to have sone Of
those latest style Platinum Photos
made. Garrison makes EN-. Views
Ut anything. Tent gallery.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

A Chicago physician Is Of ths opinion
that. under proper and ntting eai0atio
conditions, 40 Per cent ot al easss" q
consumption can b cured. =
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
Call for BIDS.

Bids will be received up 70 ostoosi
LIST for the construction of shout three
quarters OF a mile OF ditch, and the
breaking Of about thirty acres Of land
For particulars enquire At the Cross
Barr ranch. A. c. Ellison, Manager.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

Parties Wishing 70 buy cattle can q
money In any amount Of Hay 3 Va.
bridge. {.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

SECRETARY Of Agriculture Wilson says:
II think that all sheep grasers who are
thoroughly reliable and respectable
should BE- allowed access to the forest
reserves during the summer season. ~
We thought it would come 70 this. but
didn't look for the announcement until
aftsT ssseeio0. Probably the Mckinley
people look su The sheepmen - stronesr
than TIE cait,smen in tho vicinity Of
ths reserves.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
DRSERF LANDS, FINAL PROOY.-NOTICl
FOR PUBLICATION.

LAND OFFICE AT
GLxxwooD SPRINGS Colo, Sept. I. 1904
NOTICE b hereby given that Frank Nor.
IN 9aa, assignee Of Jens MikkeIson, Of
RtoH3anco. Colorado. has Sled notice Of
ints0t3on to make proof on his desert land
nAAim No. n. Ute, for the Sk y NE Y, 3 u
IN 4 SEQ n I 3 g, rs W ssh P n, before the
Cle9k District Court nj Neeker. Colorado. on
1AuxDdav, tie lst day Of November, At 10
o'osock q m
n naa,es she following Witnesses to prove
The complete irrigation and reclamation Of
nnia land:
HtDRlnnco. Colo. and J. Daniel MooH and
Hosl1en OIdland OF Neeker Colo.
. sG1GuO J. ?. SQUIRE. ke4istcr.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
Ambition.

Ambition.
II woman-sufirage were an accom-
plished fact. l suppose Mrs. Strong
mind would expect an important Office. :"
Mot At all-she would scorn to hold
ofiee. She wants to be political boss.p
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
FOR SALE
High Grade
Hartford Bills lll Hsias.

hare u ny r.auA % Pscs.nce creek tn
car toeAs Il se1tctiy aigA-grsde young ba1nI
md AsaferA which a. seaiiaa At very resepa
shse AGures, n ~ mot vtet to winter -.
Gail o. sddreR H. H. lHONARD,
Pieeaors, kto nlaAco county. o.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

Harry Goa reports III quiet On the
Utah border and Tie good people down
there unanimous for Bryan.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

The d. q b. G. announces another
big batch OF special rates 10 various
points For particulars ~ salty.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT.

In the matter Of the estate of H. c. Peterson.
deceased
Notice rs hereby Given. that on Monday, the
-4th day OF September. A. D. WOO being one
Of the regular days Of the September term Of
The county court Of Rio Blanco county, in
minietrator With viii annexed Of aid eslate.
will appear before the Judge Of eaid court,
present my fnal settlement as such. and
apply to be discharged as such administrator.
At which time and place any person in In
tefest may appear and present objections to
the same sny there be.
Dated nj Aeeker. Colo. Sept. l. 1900.
LEE PETERSON.
Administrator With viii annexed. of the es-
tStp Of H. C. Peterson. deceased st-ss
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

Money to loan on good security
Short notiee. John L. GRAY. Y
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
DR.. Cosbin, the eye specialist depart
ID for Rifle Tuesday, after DOING . BIZ
business Ia bis line here.

Hon. George w. Tenp's. state audi
tor. spent the week hero hooking aftsz
his White river possessions.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

Times; Q young man with . clean
record and popular 10 his country. but
not strong enough to knock out DR..
Jefferson. Hugh Terrence Of Axial
vas made the nominee for the Routt.
Rio Blanco legislative district. Mr..
TorTsncs 10 . wealthy and POPULAR cat
tlsman and IN old timer in these parts.
In their effort to knock out Jimmy
Lytsls ths Republicans couldn't possibly
have hit o. . stronger Of better man,
but-.ws" woot b knocked.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

Rabs Ball st,ll ho,ds ths blus ribbon
~ he champion nahsrman q these
pazta He caught snother u pound
naeivs tzoat last Tuesday.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
wanted

Sealed proposals. on two miles Il "a
ditch work. Call on }. w. c. Shspded,
Bufosd.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

Mis- Anna Ryan paid tie Old folks q
short visit this weak and departed again
70 resume her studies 1t Smith College.
Massachusetts,.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

sps . ..s.A s.ps. '.p~A -a.l o .
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

Ma Hsailtno Wish. accompanied
hv hr daughter. Ars. r. E. Hhseidan,
dep9tea for tie hone 1t TIE former q
NJ stsrfine. IN. In the early part Of tn
vesk. Mrs Shsridan will b absent fcu
several moaths.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

J. W. C. shepard Of Buford. will b
prepared for the coming winter. no
matter bow long and severvs II may be.
he having purchased enough feed To
carry all his stock through to new grass
next spring. Next fall Mr.. Shepard
will have hay 70 sell. He IL fast getting
hls South Fork ranch in nns producing
shape.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

A very pretty home wedding took
plaes It ths residence Of Mr.. and Mrs.
b. F. Chandler 1t their residence on
Fiax crsek LIST Sunday afternoon when
their daughter Gertrude was married to
Henry E. Phelps. The young folks are
popular In social circaes and thar many
friends including Tas HERALD ex-
tend oongratalatsons.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

s,np Harp so,a . Aalf intssst h ~
Coaneado 6fags d Tfasspogtation eoa-
pany Iii wssk 70 Aaesrt J. Cob, who
b oas of oar rising and nost popular
young hminen man.
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

This section was visited BY several
severe frosts during the past vesk.
Notice that display Of fruit In The
drug store window. Fine. int IT.
DR.. Corbin, the eye specialist, depart
ID for Rifle Tuesday, AFTER DOING . biz
business In bis line here.
Hon. George w. Tenp's, state audi
tor. spent the week hefe looking altar
his White river possessions.
Harry Col reports III quiet On the
Utah border and Tie good psopls down
there unanimous for Bryan.
Ths d. 4 b. G. announces another
big batch OF special rates b various
points. For particulars ~ salty.
Rabs BAH still hoads Tie blue ribbon
~ he champion nshssman It these
pazta He caught smother u pound
nasivs trout last Tuesday.
Both ths Nssksr s,d Miller hoesas
vsfs crowded to ovseAowin9 an wssk
wi1A biz poaitseians and sasesen huntsss
ssskine our fanous eans srounds,
80
Da0 6 0sana Junaeina ~ week snA
sslssAsa tshsir ~ s.uak lAhA us
fsns0 rAee I'm in1ssss1sa tAsn vssy|
mod.
- .''>s ;"
paay III wsek 10 AaeHt J. Coos, who
b cos oe our rising and mast popular
young basine0 men.
" NJ
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1h eass ~ sa1xe ssoeossoo % M az
sen0vs esttie tn's
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roo0 N NJ court boise.
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The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22

Thh ssoeion was visited BY several
severe frosts during the past wesk.
Notice that display Of fruit In The
drug store window. Fine. inttr
The Meeker herald., 1900-09-22
SesDs tie Cea9A

~ WQ9AIs - the Cold.
Laxasivo Heueno- ouinina Tahasls euro
. cold In 90 day. No eure, no gay.
Price . csatsL
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-12-25
SUNS MYSTERIOUS JOURNEY.

one Of the most important discoveries
OF the century consisted in the estab
lishment Of the fact that our sun moves
toward Vega with a velocity OF about
sixteen kilometers second. says Pro-
lessor Scharwerker. At the present
time we are billions Of miles nearer to
Vega than ten years ago. and we still
continue on our flight. When and
where that flight began: when. where
and how II will end. we do not know
II Is generally accepted by astronomers
that no star stands stlIl in space. but
that every one OF them has it's indi-
vidual orbit Whence the original i'm
petus OF their motion came. what the
object of the motion is. how and where
II will end. are questions to which sci
ence can give no answer.-Chicago
Tribune.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-12-25
TO A FACE AT A CONCERT.

When the low music makes a dusk of
sound 4.
About us, and the viol or far-off horn
Swells out above it like wind for
lorn,
That wanders seeking something never
found,
What phantom in your brain. on what
dim ground,
Traces its shadowy lines? What WIS.,
ion. born
OF fulfillment, fades in mere self
scorn.
Or grows. from that still twilight steal.
ing round?
When the lids droop and the hands lie
unstrung,
Dare one divine your dream, while
the chords weave
Their cloudy wool from key to key
and die,
Is IL one fate that, since the world was
young,
Has followed man, and makes him
half believe
The voice of instruments a human
cry?
f r Sill
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-12-25
LOST HIS BET.

The other day n Londoner said TO n
countryman:
"Tll bet you anything you like you
cannot spell three simple words that
shall give you within forty seconds"
'r'1l take that on. Now. then. what
are they said the countryman.
well. here goes" said the London
er. as he pulled out his watch: Lon
don"
''L-o-n-d-o-n."
WATCHING"
"W-a-t-c-h-i-n-g"
Wrong" said the Londoner
"What7" exclaimed the countryman.
In surprised tones: I've spelled the
words you gave me correctly I'm GER
tain I'm not
Times up the Londoner said. tri-
umphantly: why didn't you spell
the thsd word-.w-r-o-n-gT'-London
Spare Moments.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-12-25

DR.. "A. A. Ames. the newly elected
mayor % Minneapolis. has raised a
storm by naming his brother as the
chief OF police OF the city. The Office
Il the most profitable in the mayors
rift
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-12-25

AT this point the incidental husband
in the English novel was thrown from
his horse while hunting.
lis my neck broken?" he asked, at
once.
ut is" replied the doctor, who had
arrived meanwhile.
Then it is as / expected" Missed
the incidental husband. MY wife
married me to spite some other man,
who has now become enormously rich
in the Australian mines, and Is re-
turning to England to claim the hand
of his former sweetheart
1t is curious that he, being one of
the gentry. should be so unstupid as
TO guess all this.-Detroit Journal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-12-25


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