The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-04
DYING Nan Gr,sps at a STRAW"

gsts Belfast, Me. 1y18
| Dying Man CIR ,sps at "A straw CDR.
| Agnew's Cure for the III art has done so
much for me, that feel | owe it to suffering
I humanity to give testimony. For years
had smothering spells nains in my left side,
| and swelled ankles. When | took the irst
dose of DR.. Agnew's Heart Cure, my friends
! thought | was dying, it gave me almost in
slant relief, aud six bottles entirely cured
me Mrs. L. l. Lnmsden, Scranton, Pa.
Sold by Kilgore & Wilson and A, A. Howes
& Coil
| Sign of Prosperity: Watts: well, pros
perity is undoubtedly here" Potts: $50 +?
Any signs of it in your case?" Watts
! eyes, indeed. There's a begger got me on
his list who used to strike me for a penny
every day. Now he isn't satisfied with any,
thing less than dime indianapolis
Press.
| Actors, Singers, Talkers-Are all more
or less subject to Bad Throat, Hoarseness,
TonsIlitis and Catarrh Dr.. Agnew's Catar-
rhal Powder never disappoints. Il can but
| proclaim DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder a
wonderful medicine for actors, singers and
public speakers. Myself and my wife have
tried everything, but have never found any
thing to equal this great remedy, for quick
action; it certainly is a wonder worker
Al. Emmett Fostell, New York City. Sold
by Kilgore & Wilson and A. A. Howes &
Co-72.
hush fall upon the court. ''Do you
know the prisoner at the par?" asked the
counsel. "When I've got the price, 1 know
every body at the BARI protests the colonel
from the witness stand with dignity. The
colonel, understand. employs the Kentucky
dialect Detroit journal.
Get Instant Relief from Piles.-This
most irritating disease relieved in ten min
utes by using DIR. Agnews Ointment and a
cure in from three to six nights. Thousands
testify to its goodness. Good for Eczema
Salt Rheum and all skin diseases. If you
are without faith, one application will CON
vince. 35 cents. Sold by Kilgore & Wilson
and A. A. Howes & Cob.
Hard to comprehend. Freddie "There
is one thing I'd like to Know" Cobwigger:
"Well?" Freddie: sway is there no use
asking Santa Claus for the things you don't
want me to have?" Judge.
Little Braves-Old time quarter-a- box
"Purgers" are quitting the field in whole
/ battalions. DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills at 10
cents vial are driving them out at all points,
Because they act gently, more effectively,
never pain, and are easy to take. Sick
Headache succumbs to one dose. Sold by
Kilgore & Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.
"a.
Dark Outlook-Fortune Teller: "And 1
see dark man who will give you trouble"
The Widow Ito herselD: "The goldman.
Why didn't pay his bill?" [Chicago News
Stop the Pain but Destroy the Stom-
ach This is sadly too often the case. SO
many nauseous nostrums purporting to cur,
because they are so loaded with injurious
drugs and narcotics, in the end do the pa.
tient immensely more harm than good and
| in many cases so destroy the digestive Or
gans that a cure is impossible. DR.. Won
STAINS Pineapple Tablets are purely vege-
table pepsin preparation. as harmless as
milk. One after eating prevents any dis
order of the digestive organs. IS in box,
10 cents. Sold by Kilgore & Wilson and A,
A. Howes & Co.'s.
Football, Mrs. Newcome Cher first gam e)
-"Oh isn't it awful? Horrible! Why
they will kill that man underneathn Her
daughter ian enthusiast)-"Oh! he doesn't
mind it, mother. He's unconscious BY this
time!" PUCK.
Throat Sore? There's no telling what
sore throat will do if you give it "right of
way" Uncertain remedies often cause dan
gerous delay. Make cure sure with PAM
KILLER, known for half century as a spec
itic tor sore throat, Group, coughs, and all
kindred troubles. Keep it by YOU for an
emergency. 1t never fails. Avoid substi-
tutes, there is but one Pain-Killer, Perry
| Davis. Price 25c. and SOC.
At it again. The Professor-"T have a
new conundrum for you. Why is mouse
| like haystack?" The Doctor-'A new
| conumdrnm! That had whiskers when was
boy. A mouse is like haystack because
the cat'll eat it. New conumdrum! Ho!
Ho! Hal Hal, The Professor-"That isn't
the answer at all. The points of resem
blance are these: You can't find needle
in a haystack and you can't ind a needle
in mouse Some people weary me exceed
ingly with their affectation of superior
knowledge" Chicago Tribune.
A Remedy for Nasal Catarrh which is
drying and exciting to the diseased men,
brane should not be used What is needed
is that which is cleansing, soothing, protect.
ing and healing Such a remedy is Ely's
Cream Balm. Price 30 cents at druggists or
it will be mailed by Ely Brothers. IS Warren
Street, New York. The Balm when placed
into the nostrils, spreads over the brane
and is absorbed. A cold in the head vanishes
quickly.