The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-07-19


What's the matter with you exclaimed the
trainer. "You certainly don't look fit to
compete in to-day's game" ''NO," sadly
replied the champion athlete. 81 absent
wore my laurels to bed with me
last night" Philadelphia Press.
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY.
'Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu-
ralgia radically cures in to 3 days. Its ac-
ton upon the system is remarkable and
mysterious. 1t removes at once the cause
and the disease Immediately disappears. The
first dose greatly benefits. Is cents Sold
by A. A. Howes & Co., Druggists, Belfast.
7. F. Anthony, Ex-Postmaster of Promise
City, Iowa, says: II bought one bottle of
Mystic Cure for Rheumatism, and two
doses of it did me more good than any other
medicine ever took" Sold by A. A. HoweS
& Co., Druggists, Belfast
The Cornfed Philosopher-"It is hard for
me to acknowledge that | do not know it
confess I cannot see why the rock -the-boat
idiot is allowed to live until he is strong
enough to tip it over" indianapolis Press.
BELLAVITA, Arsenic Beauty Tablets
and Pills for the complexion; 10 days treat
ment soc, 50 days treatment s1.oo Sold by
A. A. Howes 4 Co., druggists. Belfast, Me.
3yrs24.
eve had quite lively debate at the
schoolhOuse saturday evening" remarked
one Populist. "We aim to discuss only
questions of interest to the party: but this
was about the liveliest time we've had yet,
"What was the question debated?" inquired
another Populist: Last Saturday night
the topic OF consideration was, Resolved,
that two barber shops are worse than one
National bank. - Judge.
Itch on human cured in 80 minutes by
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. This never
fails. Sold by A. A. Howes Il CO.. Drug
gists. Belfast. Me. 1yr19
A Decided Bargain-''I should like to get
a patent on this improved wedding ring"
said the Chicago inventor as he entered the
Patent Office in Washington. 'Anything
novel about it ?" inquired one of the exam
liners. "Yes, SIR replied the Chicago in
ventor; sit is adjustable" lHarper's Bazaar.
LlVERITA, the up-to-date Little Liver
Pill; &c. boxes contain Is pills, 10c boxes
contain 40 pills, PC. boxes contain 100 pills
Sold by A. A. Howes 4 Co., druggists, Be
fast, Me. 3yrs24
81 would like she said, moving shyly up
to the counter, 'to get some collars for my
husband. eyes ma am answered the at
fable clerk, ''what number, please Then
she tiared up and replied: Sir. The
vorces, and we have only lived in Chicago
six months, anyway" [Chicago Times
Herald
RELIEF IN SIX HOURS.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Disease
relieved in six hours by "NEw GREAT
SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE 1t is a
promptness in relieving pain in blad-
der, kidneys and back, in male or female
Relieves retention of water almost imme-
diately. If you want quick relief and cure
this is the remedy. Sold by A. A. Howes 4
Co., Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1y19
"They. do not run for office in my coun-
try, said the man with the fierce British
accent. 'They stand for it "And here"
said the proud American, ''They run for it
and the people have to stand for it In
dianapolis Press.
What Shall We Have for Dessert?
This question arises in the family every
day. Let us answer it to-day. Try Jell-O,
a delicious and healthful dessert Prepared
IN two minutes. No boiling. no baking.
add boiling water and set to cool. Flavor
Lemon. Orange, Raspberry and Straw
berry. At your grocels. 10 cts. 1yl0
What makes the Armless Wonder so
surly this morning. asked the Living
Chalmer GOT him to 60 and have his fortune
told and after he had paid his fee at the
door he discovered that the fortune-teller
was palmst. Baltimore American.
The keeley Cure will run as long as there
are drunkardS to reclaim. This important
formula is known to the members of the
parent Company, but to none Others Write
to Portland Kelley Cure for information
about the treatment. ly37
Aunt Mehtahle (reading the police court
news:( ''Well, we'll. there's one thing I'd
never do. If | had fifty children Id never
name one OF them Alias. Seems as if they're
sure to go wrong Judge
Builds up the system; puts pure, rich
blood in the veins makes men and women
strong and healthy Burdock Blood Bitters
At any drug store.
\ rash observation. Cassidy. meeting
Mr.. and Mrs Casey Ah, Pat Thot baby
is perfect picture av ye." Casey-"Shut
up. We fule. Somebody left it on our front
steps and Ohm taking it to the police sta
ton" Judge.
81 suffered for months from sore throat
Eclectric Oil cured me in twenty-four
hours NJ. S Gist, Hawesville, Ky.
Not Restricted. 'That gentleman who is
beng introduced to Miss BinkS is free
tlilllhel w lIIcu is lie, d DdCnelOF OF a
widower?" Brooklyn Life.
Itchiness of the skin, horrible plague
Most everybody afflicted in one way or
another. Only one safe, never failing cure.
Doan's Ointment. At any drug store, 80
cents.
AT the Summer Resort May "Dull, isn't
it, Belle: awful! We haven't thing
to do except to explain to one another why
We are not in Paris Puck.
One of NATURES remedies: cannot harm
the weakest constitution never fails to cure
summer complaints Of young and old. Dr.
FOWler's Extract of Wild Strawberry,
''What did Freddy say when you caught
him coming out of the pantry with his
hands stained red 2" 'He told the truth by
saying that he had jammed his fingers
Philadelphia Evening Bulletin
Pain-kilIer, as an internal remedy, has
no equal in cases of chOlic, summer com
plants, dyspepsia. dysentery, and rheuma-
tism. 1t is the best liniment in the world
Its action is like magic, when applied to
bad sores, burns, scalds and sprains. For
the sick headache, and toothache, don't fail
to try it. Avoid substitutes, there is but
one Pain-killer, Perry Davis. Price 25c
and soc.
An Exchange of Courtesies
1t is called to our attention that up to 8