The daily sentinel., 1900-04-27
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.sPRING" POEM.
This thing will die in tho wool some
day.
The "Trife" column in the Colorado
Springs Telegraph is rightly named.
(See Webster's unabridged)
The Filipino war is all ovsr.-Otis.
"All over" Luzon, ehP
Elder "Graft" passed the contribution
box at the meeting house last night.
They say the "Sick man" of Turkey
has trump card" Maybe it's the
"jcker."
Thieves stole trunk out OF the Ele-
phant lodging house last night.-Herald
Democrat.
The now Kansas City Convention hall
is to have porch all the way around it.
(Exchauges please bite.)
Miss Nettie "Rhodes" was married to
John w. "Paradice" in Omaha the other
day. Nettie will please keep out of our
"alley."
A Turkish torpedo boat blew up and
sunk the other day. 1t probably heard
that Rear Admiral Farquhar was headed
that way.
When people pay so much for eggs,
They wonder why tits So
| This is the time of year they pay
For spring chicks, don't you know.
We recently purchased a 80 called
"anti-swear" collar button (guaranteed)
and the first thing it did was to roll
under the chamber.
A 46gallon barrel Of editorial paste is
at the Union depot waiting claimant.-i
Gazoot The markings indicate that it
is for DeBeque but the freight is not
paid.
A $7,O0O,OOO bridge trust was formed
in New York yesterday. Probably that
means another rise in the price OF
trusses. .-Gazoot. Their business is sus-
pended.
Effie Gear ate several suspicious look
ing eggs for supper last night and be-
came very sick Observation-Disclosures
Effie was out OF Gear.-Excuse. Prob
ably the eggs are now.
THE REASON.
woman has no use for banks,
The reason is quite shocking.
II she has money to lay by
She puts it in her stocking
| They tell OF an alderman in Denver
who is suspected Of accepting bribe. III
Exchange. There is also horse in
Grand valley which is suspected Of hav-
ing four legs.
One Mr.. s. Koby was thrust into Jail
at Skinnerville, Ohio, the other day for
selling fake sewing machine to the
wife of the mayor. Mr.. Koby is a
skinner from Skinnerville
The fact that the Biscuit trust has
offered local bakery fatterlng induce
ments to enter the combine gives weight
to the report that the trust intends to
establish sinking fund.
A dispatch from Gutfey, Colorado,
tells about large number Of "calves"
being lost in that section during the re-
cent storm. We don't know where
Gutfey is but Sapho would make hit
there.
Rock Springs, Wyo-A shooting scrape
took place at the Sweetwater coal mines
a couple of nights ago, in which John
Seaman and William Tremp took part.
Tremp's hat was shot full of holes, but
no one was hurt.-Exchange. Seaman
was . good shot all right.
For stealing two prayer books Joseph
Szszepanski caused the arrest Of Charles
Jarzambroski in Chicago yesterday. The
offense is a serious one and Jarzambrow-
ski will no doubt be hurried to the pejn-
itejntizjrski -Gazoot. Had "he" stolen
bible he would no doubt have been
.hajnjgejxd."
The people of Lake county are about
evenly divided as to where they will
apend the summer. Over = dozen tick
cts have been sold for Cape Nome and
ten for Paris.-Aspen Exchange. Such
4 slur on the population of Lake county
should be bitterly resented by its
people.
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