The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-12

Where, there's a will there's always
one Or more lawyers.
There is no telling what an office-seek-
er wiA.do toget Office.
A short story is like bobtail horse
the tail is not continued.
Ill-gotten gains never does the recip-
lent any permanent good.
A pool-room without red liquor and
other trimmings does not pay.
A true gentleman will not resort to
low down trickery to get gain.
Wise is the man who pays for what he
gets, and gets what he pays for.
A mans sins seldom finds him out un-
til after his neighbors expose him.
Beware of the bottle, especially if tits
broken and you are bicycle rider.
In the country they call fun wicked
ness; in the city they call wickedness
fun.
A fool is sometimes called harmless
fellow when he can do more mischief
than knave.
An Insignificant person is always tell
ing you he possesses what he thinks you
cannot see.
A woman has queer ideas Of economy.
When peaches are down she proceeds to
put them up.
A cynic is person who knows the
price Of everything and the value Of
nothing.
The more one boasts Of his blood the
further it is necessary to remove your.
self from him.
Women probably like babies because
they cry SO much without knowing what
is the matter with them.
The average youth would rather come
into ready-made fortune than to be-
come selfmade man.
Experience is sort Of compass that q
man seldom thinks of consulting until
after he has lost his way.
A great man Is seldom taken at his
true value, but lots Of others sell out for
more than they are worth.
When man talks about himself when
you want to talk about yolrself, he is,
Of course, conceited fool.
An evil vagabond if left to his own ex-
ertions will walk to hell-give him mon
ey and he will ride there.
Do not tell people you have good birth
and great onnections-each man re-
spects his own discoveries.
So far as our recollection goes, high
collars and hot weather hadn't formed
trust when Job was on earth.
II a woman has a remarkably pretty
face and figure it is only the women who
notice that she also has big feet.
If woman is jealous Of her husband
it usually keeps her SO busy that she
hasn't much time for anything else
An author spoils all when he tries to
do too much; the advertiser does the
same when he tries to say too much.
The success of the advertising depends
on the store as much as the success Of
the store depends on the advertising.
Society is divided into two parts
those who subscribe for paper and
those who take their neighbours paper.
The Boston Herald Is of the opinion
that Grover Cleveland has large and
elegant company in his deep perplexity.
A young man may dislike to hear q
pretty girl whistle, but he never objects
to the kissable pucker she gets on her
mouth.
1t is said that o lie will 60 much far
ther than the truth, but in nine cases
out Of ten the sender has to pay the
freight
Kruger is virtually prisoner in Lou
renzo Marques. The Portuguese Cover
nor has prohibited him from making
speeches.
The best business is stimulated by ad-
vertising, and the best known and most
successful business men are the biggest
advertisers.
The latest New York Press contains
'The Reflections of . Bachelor" as fol.
lows: "There Is no good husband but q
dead husband.
Shakespeare, among his many Illusions
to the sweetness, the innocence and the
helplessness Of the lamb, only once cites
It as an article Of food.
| December 7th has been fixed as the
day when Jim Howard Is to be hanged
in Kentucky and thereby pay the pen
atty for the part he took in the murder
Of Governor Goebel.
Bryan: very effectually punctured tn,
Republican solicitudc for the colore(
man when he said, 1.-THE Republican
party has taken the negro for thirt,
years to the ONCE door and then tist
him on the outside"
Another misfortune has befAllen de
tachment Of our troops In the Philip
pines, and ! gallant Mississippi captain
Dsvereaux Shields, with all his oompa
|ny Wa captured, killed Or wounded, an
J the gunboat oonvoying thsm missing.