The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-04-12
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viiaoal cent, bai 50, ss.y all risb'.
What oil yea dol | ioaad montey
wrench 90 tie street sod ionsi pi.nos
Shes The ssli Of The sst,b sod q plll.t
OF society, declared the busbsud, wbo ID
mirei bsr 30 ste. l. q. vile. snapped
ls bs,l+r hsli, sbo saVled her.
Pins. Explorer Gfe., Scott, man
what's thai strapped 90 that last slsdsei
sseopd Explorer Dots limburstr cheese.
We diob 90 pou0d each mile. Nov We
cant Sc, loosded. sia'd ~
-flrsi Sailor - 10 you Loaf your siie |
lsst mopthi Wss1t IT . tstibls blosi
hecobd Sailor Il, wor regular tornado.
sbe cleaned on, eysfyitins 10 the bouse
before che slopsd.
My vile has last completed . hand
some piano cover. ssid Hiekby Doe.
your vic DO sny fancy work' Does she
do fancy work ro.rsd ii Peck. You
ought TO see Der .ben go home late
IRON The lodge
Tramp Please, mssm. ~ill you sive
me bite 10 esti L,dy-I hsven't any |
ibibs cooked, ba, csn give you pair Of
old sho,s. EIeuse me, mh'sm. bu, I'm no
RosL
Bill Il believe some horses can read,
Jill-Wha. put that 10 your hesdf Why.
I've noticed 10 the park tbs, some OF the
animals shy away tf when they see .
keep On The Grass sisn,
--Am,ssd by the btvi,y OF little four
yesr. old osscis'. nap. her mother ssked
her uby che bad awakened 90 soon. Why,
replied 6rscie, looking up 10 childish -
We slept all the sleep bee,
She Il understand be wss once Tilted
by . girl votth half = million. Did be
lake IL bsrdi He Yes; very. Why.
honestly believe that II the girl bad been
worth $50. 900 more be would be . dead
nsa todsy.
A Soolohmsn once purchased . copy
81 . book entitled 'lrI,h Bale" aud
bringing Il bach to the bookseller. declared
he author "a puir ally body 10 write
book Oh bulls, aud not one word O. horned
battle 10 II but the little besstis (ir1nls
piec,l at The beginning.
"A man ~ss driving q "two-yesr. old"
10 mstksi, with q rope attached to the lat
er's horns To avoid dropping bis end Of
he rope. be tied IT fast around his BODY
The animal broke ia,o run. and the dfiv
q ua mskiuR better lime than he bad
yer doas bsiote. when be met friend 10
be ro,d, Who cried ont IS hs passed,
oshl where 90 earth are yon soinf | don
10. answered The l,iier; ask the s.eerl
When u vas The fashion Tor yourg
,oslisbmsn TO 20 up 10 balloons With
jresn, The veil known sfonsut. Albert
Imiih, friend Of Dickens snd e.teemtd
vii, ssceoded one day before al sdmir
pH crowd OF onlooktr. Waving bic
and to yonns lady. 40 scquaintspce CT
10, ~ be Gas s,srtios. be said: II cone
osn sssin ! Will bring you . Skye teri
Z. He came down sgsin. and withcnt
be terrier. We didnt quite mske the
og. star. be ssld 10 explanation.
-iou eao. I g., something for nothing.
ensrhed the man sho gives sd.ice. My
'iis thinks che eau. said Mr.. Msektor.
nth unnsusi cynicism. aud OF course !
on'i tbint she tent risht when she ss,s
be achieved II, Wh,n dad sbe make tie
fpsriusD,i Yesterday. She bought ne
neciii-
TIE elephant. observed The msbou,,
noss more than come people. The aero
Of doabted IT, Fer ins,,uee. eontip ned
30 mshou', looking innocent. 30 elephant
Ionld hnos better than TO try 10 beat 5
otel bin by railing bic tank to the
DOR 10 msks !, seem heavy. Here ID, .
,rcbsi sol red 10 The isce aud vailed y
ssy. While The closn sad The equestfi
nne laughed quietly. u