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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12
Wholly Unexpected.

as the head of the family in" asked the
agent at the door.
The meek little man with the slight side
whiskers, replied at once:
4 am he"
Now, this answer, violating all traditions,
was deemed rarely humorous by the over
hearers, to whom the unexpected was the
soul of wit.-Indianapolis Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12
The Grand Trunk Railway System

Will serve you well to the choicest resorts
of Canada, and the East.
For fares, descriptive literature, and gen.
eral information apply to j. II. Burgis, City
Passenger and Ticket Agent, 249 Clark ST.,
corner Jackson Boulevard, Chicago.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12
7 ne
PinkhaE11
Record

Is a proud and peerless
record III 10 a record of
cure. of constant con-
quest over obstinate Ills
of w0zssens Ills that deal
out spa suffering
that many women think
10 W0Raaan1S natural heFaf~
fages disorders and dis
placements fEsaf drive out
hope.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12
His Sole Object,

Stranger-You say old Zeke only had a
knife when he was tackled by the grizzly.
Did he live to tell the story?"
Native (disgustedly)-That pears ter be
the only thing he did liv fur, doggone it,
Philadelphia Record.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12
Census

Well, what relation are you to the head
of the house?
Citizen-See here, now, don't get too
funny, or I'll go and call her in.-Indianapo-
lis Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

The greatest match maker in the world
loses all desire to make a match when she
discovers that her kitchen girl has a fol-
lower.-Atchison Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

The Best Prescription for ChiIis
and Fever is a bottle of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. tits simply iron and quininein
atasteless form. No ure-no pay. Price, Soc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

"I don't enjoy my meals any more" an
old fellow said to-day. q ate up all the
good things 25 years ago."-Atchison Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

One of the funniest things at an amateur
concert is the sad faced girl in a clinging
black dress who walls a comic song.-Atch-
ison Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

The only rule in using the smoker is
10 use it sufficiently to keep the bees
under control from the start, taking
care not to kill them,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

Two men once started out to achieve fame;
one of them succeeded. The other man
lived.-Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

When a boy comes nome with a string of
fish, it is a mean trick to ask him if he
caught them all.-Atchison Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

One bushel of wheat viii make all
the way from 10 to IA pounds of pork,
according to the digestive and as
similative power Of the animal re
ceiving it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

Does not sicken as the so-called tasteless
tonics. Pleasant to take. Price, so cents.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
lsed for all affections of the throat and
!ungs.-Wm. o. Endsley, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb. 10, 1900.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

Don't count your poultry until they get big
enough to get away from the cat.-Chi-
cage Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12
THE MARKETS.

Do not stone the baby when you rock the
cradle.-Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

If you want a chill remedy, buy one that
is reliable. Tasteless TONES are not made
right; the dose is uncertain. Try Yucatan
Chill Tonic (improvedl. Price, so cents.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

Dyspepsia is the bane of the human sys-
tenn. Protect yourself against its ravages by
the use of Beeman's Pepsin Gum.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

It is a smart father who knows how his
daughters spell their first names.-Atchison
Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12
Carriers Ink Is Used by the

greatest railway systems ofthe United States,
They would not use it if it wasn't the best.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

HRIPs Catarrh Cure
Is a Constitutional Cure. Price, 75c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

It's when a man is completely down tina
he is really up against it.-lndianapoli
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

The crowbar opens but it never closes
Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

Mothers must not forget that Dr.. Moffett's
Teethina (Teething Powders) will cure their
child.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

In politics, the wise man layeth pipes
while the fool only spouts.-Detroit jour
nal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES do not stain IL
hands or spot the kettle. Sold by all druj
gists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-12

Stranger-You say old Zeke only had a
knife when he was tackled by the grizzly.
Did he live to tell the story?"
Native (disgustedly)-That pears ter be
the only thing he did liv fur, doggone it,
Philadelphia Record.
The Grand Trunk Railway System
Will serve you well to the choicest resorts
of Canada, and the East.
For fares, descriptive literature, and gen
Passenger and Ticket Agent, 249 Clark ST.,
corner Jackson Boulevard, Chicago.
One of the funniest things at an amateur
concert is the sad faced girl in a clinging
black dress who walls a comic song.-Atch-
ison Globe.
The Best Prescription for ChiIis
and Fever is a bottle of Groves TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. tits simply iron and quininein
atasteless form. No cure-no a Price, SOC.
The greatest match maker in the world
loses all desire to make a match when she
discovers that her kitchen girl has a fol-
lower.-Atchison Globe.
If you want a chill remedy, buy one that
is reliable. Tasteless TONES are not made
right; the dose is uncertain. Try 1ucatan
Chill Tonic (improved). Price, so cents.
It is a smart father who knows how his
daughters spell their first names.-Atchison
Globe.
Dyspepsia is the bane of the human sys-
tenn. Protect yourself against its ravages by
the use of Beeman's Pepsin Gum.
It's when a man is completely down that
he is really up against it.-lndianapolls
News.
PUTNAM FADELEss DYES do not stain the
hands or spot the kettle. Sold by all drug
gists.
The crowbar opens but it never Closes
Chicago Daily News.
Mothers must not forget that Dr.. Moffett's
Teethina (Teething Powders) will cure their
child.
In politics, the wise man layeth pipes,
while the fool only spouts.-Detroit Jour
nal.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1900-06-19
NEW HAVEN MORNING JOURNAL TUESDAY

outside influence had been brought to
bear to Dust him from the slated APP
pointment
A request was received from the
board of charities and correction for the
condemnation of thirteen acres of land
in Hamden adjoining Springside farm.
The land is wanted as an addition to
the town farm and nearly all of it is
owned by Charles Wooding. On motion
of Alderman Baldwin the request was
referred to a special committee to con-
sst of two aldermen and three council
men.
On recommendation Of the mayor an
order for the building Of a sewer in
Grove street, between York and College
streets, was taken up and referred to
the sewer committee.
The mayor also sent in communica-
ton calling attention to the condition
Of Temple street through the green and
suggesting that some kind of perma-
nent pavement be laid in the street at
once. The mayor also called attention
to the condition of Chapel street, just
west of Church street, in wet weather
and recommended that something be
referred to the committee on streets.
A petition for brick pavement on
Crown street, between State and Howe
streets; a petition from Prentice w.
Chase for an asphalt pavement on
Crown street. between State and Tenn
pie streets, and petition for brick
pavement on Elm street, between York
and State Streets were referred to the
street committee.
The resolution Of the Congregational
club in favor of the establishment of
public lighthouses was referred to the
committee on the establishment of pub
lie baths in the Sixth and Seventh
wards.
The petition of Anthony Carroll ask
ing that all papers from him tabled by
the last court of common council be
taken from the table and referred to
cradle discussion. Alderman Wright
thought that there should be no dis
elimination in taking up matters tabled
by the old board. If one was taken up
all should be- He said that unanimous
consent must be obtained for granting
Mr. CAROLS petition, and he for one
would object. A motion to concur with
the councilmen was lost by vote of 20
to 8, and then the petition was tabled
by vote of IS to 8,
The mayors communication urging
Continued on Seventh Page)
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AUCTION SALE.
AUCTION SALE.

FINE goods, 141 Orange, Tuesday 10 a. m,
2:3o y. m.; large consignment got to go;
Chamber Suits, Iron Bedstead, Folding
bed. Crib, Mattresses, Rolltop Desk, La
Chairs. Rockers, Tables, Lounge, Cabinet,
Bookcase, Sewing Machines, Mirror, Pic
lures, Carpets, Rugs, Draperies, Baby
Carriages. Clocks, lamps, Gas Stove Oil
Stove, Books, Crockery, etc. This is your
chance. r. Il. MALLORY,
je10 1tp Auctioneer.
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CONTINUED on Seventh Page.)
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NEW HAVEN TAKES

The subscriber gives notice to all persons
liable for taxes in New Haven on list of
1890 and payable July /, 1900, for the CITY
and Westville School District, that he will
commence to receive taxes on said list OF,
July l. 1900, at his office, No. City Hail.
No. 165 Church street,
Regular office hours a. m. to D. m
FRANCIS G., ANTHONY.
Collector of above named taxes.
New Haven, Conn, June IL, 1900. je15 Git
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SANITARY PLUMBING
And House Drainage Specially.
f1tTJn1IA0 m NINA n If NU

THUMAH T. MEAGHER,
Co.. 30 cRNTER STREET, Whites BlocE,
dealer In Gas Fixtures, Burners. Globes.
etc.; Gas Fitting, Steam and Hot Water
Heating. Estimates given. Special care In
testing by q pressure apparatus the sanl.
tary condition of the traps and drainage
system of buildings by smoke or peppermint
under pressure: at nominal cost. Tele-
phone call 967-12 III II
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TO RENT,
FOR manufacturing purposes, brick build
Ing. 5Zl-523-525 Grand avenue.
JOHN Il. HEALEY,
myI7 If TAT State street.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1900-06-19

Alderman Hubbard of the sixth ward
Declines His AppOtntments-Said to
Have Been Slated for More important
Committecs-The Mayor Urges Action
on Pavement Matters iher Business
TRANSACTED.
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TOHN . y f11N,
A BRICK block, six family fats, improve
ments, good paying tenants.
/. G. HOADLEY, Room 2,
je14 lat 40 Church street
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AiINiATUItE ALMANAC.

JUNE 10.
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FOR SALE,

TWO-FAMILY house, $1,000, 341 Ellsworth
avenue, near Whalley avenue; almost
new; ~ rooms. Must be sold immedi-
ately. ie18 IF
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Masonic dis city, June IS, 1900, Mary
Il. Chadburne, wife of John l.. Mason,
Funeral services will be held at her late
residence, No. IL Asylum street, Wed les-
/ day afternoon at 3 o'clock. Relatives and
friends are respectfully invited to attend.
Interment In South Berwick, Maine. 2t
FELLOWS y On June 10, Frank Wayland,
son of the late James and Waite Trip
Fellows, aged 81 years.
Funeral at st. Johns Episcopal Church
Tuesday, June 10, at II o'clock. Crema-
ton Troy, n. Y. ct
CLARK-In Mount Carmel June II, r, s.
Clark, aged 10 years.
Funeral from his late residence, Mount Car
mel, this TUESDAY afternoon at o'clock
Relatives and friends are invited to at
tend.
HUBBARD--In this city, June Is, Adeine
NJ. Hubbard, aged 81 years.
Funeral services, will be held at the resi-
dence Of her brother. William f. Hub
bard, No. "a Grand avenue, on Wednesday
afternoon, June 20, at o'clock Rela-
tives and friends are invited to attend !"
MA1HEWS-In this city, June 18th, VIII
liam +. Mathews. at his residence, 1867
Chapel street. aged "a years.
Notice of funeral hereafter.
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Idaanrs.

One cent a word for each insertion;
five cents word for full week, seven
times.
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New London Shipping.
New London, June 1S-Arrived-Sch Mag
gle Hurley, n. Y. for Bangor: f. 4 Il. Civ
an, (Br.) y. Y for st. Johns; Rosa Mueller,
n. Y for Boston; Salle b, n Y. for Provi-
dence; Everett, Perth Amboy for Salem
NJ. X Rawley, Port Reading for Portland
joe Edgewater for Cohasset; S. II. Sawyer,
Weehnwken for Lubec, Sailed-Sch Nellie
w. Craig, Allyn's Point for Phia.
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FOR RENT,
LOWER floor, SOC Howard avenue; small
family. Inquire
my10 If SOP HOWARD AVE.
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DEATHS.

Sun Rises, Ais Moon Rises, High Water
Sun Sets, 7:2S 11.3S 407
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-04-17
IN A BURNING MINE.
Two Men Are Reported to BE Facing
Death Near PittsbGrgh-NoH Hope
of Getting Out Alive.

Pittsburgh, Pa, April 16. - A mum.
Der of miners, variously estimated at
from two to sixteen, are imprisoned in
the Essen No. mine. at HaZeltine sta
ton, behind wall of flame and smoke.
They were caught Friday by the fire
and all night long men fought the
flames, and men waited in helpless ag-
ony about the pit mouth.
State Mine Inspector James Blick, of
little hope that any of the men will
ever come out of the mine alive.
The smoke and gas have probably
done their deadly work ere now.
The Essen mine is IA miles from
Pittsburgh, on the Pittsburgh, Char
tiers & Youghiogheny railroad. 1t is
owned by the Pittsburgh Coal com
pany.
The number of men in the mine is not
known.
A miner named John Covers, who
forced his way out through fire and
smoke, said that wo companions still
remained in the mine, but they would
not attempt to dash through the fire.
The miners report that 16 men have
not been accounted for.
George w. Schlendeberg. general SUI
perintendent of the Pittsburgh Coal
company, stated at two o'clock Satur-
day afternoon that the fire was under
control. Only two men are missing
and it is not known that they are in
the mine
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-04-17

to i've peacefully at home. The re-
publics, he continued, had only $4,000
soldiers and Great Britain was exag-
gerating the numbers in order to mag
nifty her victories.
The interview then adds: "At this
moment Jonkherr Fischer received a
telegram and on reading it he ex-
claimed: Good news from Africa"
Start for The Hague.
Milan, April 16.-The Boer peace
commissioners started for The Hague
Saturday afternoon, DR.. Leyds, the
diplomatic agent of the Transvaal, ac-
companying them as far as Brussels.
Rumor of Warlike Easter Greeting.
st, Petersburg, April 16.-The car
and czarina started Friday evening
for Moscow.
Extraordinarily persistent rumors
are current in Moscow that on Rus
sian Easter Sunday the car will issue
manifesto containing an ultimatum
90 Great Britain demanding that she
conclude peace with the Beers forth
with, under threat of occupying Cabul
and 1Ierat if Great Britain fails to
comply.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-04-17

ers ana SILK hats were waved In the
air. The crowds outside the hall took
up the cheering and the exposition
was open.
Contrary to expectation, the premier,
NJ. Waldeck-Rousseau, made no adj
dress at the opening of the exposition,
MN. Millerand and Loubet being the
only speakers.
Views of Ambassador Porter.
Gen. Horace Porter, the United
States ambassador, after the inaugu-
raj ceremony, said:
The present French exposition will at
tract even greater interest than any pre-
vicus effort made in Paris to display be-
fore the world the products of the va
rious nations. Every government of any
Importance will be represented, and, in
the way of sightseeing and the gathering
OF general information, a visit to 1t will
be equal to making tour of the world.
owing to the broad views and the
public spirit early manifested by Pres.
fdent Mckinley regarding this enterprise
and to the liberality of congress in pro-
v1ding means for organizing a creditable
and attractive American section, our
country has secured representation
which will arouse universal interest. The
nations which will result in this SYSTEM
attic and extensive display of products
will without doubt enlarge our foreign
trade to such q marked degree that the
country will be repaid many times for the
wise expenditures authorized by the gov
eminent. The friendly intercourse which
will take place between prominent and
influential people from all lands will do
much, it is trusted, to bring about better
understandings between the countries and
to foster that good will which is so neces-
sary among nations in securing an era
of harmony and peace
Peck Enthusiastic.
United States Commissioner Gen
eral Ferdinand w. Peck said:
THE exhibits of the great international
exposition inaugurated to-day rejecting
the arts, sciences and industries of the
present age, will be an achievement of
heretofore unequaled perfection. At no
other similar event have the nations of
the world so deliberately and ambitiously
participated. While artistic architectural
effects are not lacking and the ensemble
of the buildings and gardens will be bril-
liant, vet this exposition will be most
noted for the exhaustiveness of it's exhib-
its and for the intelligence of their ar
rangement and the beauty of their in
stalation. A gold medal at Paris in 1900
will be trophy of which any exhibitor
may be proud. 1t will mean supremacy
over the best mankind can accomplish.
THE United States will be represented
by the largest number of exhibitors of
any foreign nation and the awards for
which our exhibitors will struggle will
be a test of the quality of our repre-.
sentation and will evidence the rewards of
our achievements"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-04-17
Held Up at pes Moines.

Not Senator Lyons, but two of the
most important measures of the last
general assembly. On our third page
may be found general summary of
acts and resolutions passed. One
of these is az act regulating building
and loan associations. Under the law
as itStood the interest and penalties
these associations might charge could
be us high as % per cent. and without
the fines and penalty feature, was
about 16 per cent This enormity the
legislature sought to remedy by the
passage of the law of which we give a
synopsis and to which we invite your
attention. The latest news from Des
Moines is that the building and loan
associations have strong lobby in
that city and that through influence
with the governor the approval of the
law has been held up, and that it is
uncertain that the Governor will APP
prove it. 1t is also alleged that his
personal friends, and himself as we'll,
are largely interested as stockholders
of building and loan societies, and that
he is inclined to serve them, rather
than the state. The other important
enactment which is said to be held up
by the Governor is the valued policy
law so called. Its Objectionable fea-
ture to the Governor is that in case of
total loss of the property insured,
that the value put upon it by the
agent of the company when issued,
should be its value when the company
settles the loss, which seems to be
right and just. The insured has paid
the premium based upon that valua-
tion by the company's agent, for
whose acts the company should be
held responsible. when settling the
loss. If the state, instead of the cor
porations had the Governor, both these
measures would be promptly approved.
The executive council of the state
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-04-17
R|DLRTS KEEPS SILENCE.
Practically No News Received
from Seat of War in
South Africa.
BRITISH AT WARREaTOH ARE SHELLED.
Correspondents All Agreed That
Lord Roberts Knows What He Is
About-Boer Peace Commissioners
Start for The Hague.

London, April 16.-The only develop
ment reported thus fan Saturday in the
cable dispatches received here from
South Africa is the heavy lombard
ment OF the British trenches at War
renton. April Is, but which resulted in
no damage, the Beers apparently being
under the impression that the British
meditated an attack.
Maj. Gen. Sir Frederick Darlington,
by attachments of bush
men and Scotch scouts, sailed Saturday
from Cape Town for Beira. Portuguese
East Africa.
Prince Adolphus of Teck has re-
turned to Bloemfontein after short
visit TO Cape Town. From Boer sources
it is learned that Gen. Botha has re-
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-04-17
CREsCo MARKETS
Corrected each issue. J
A Testimonial from Old England.

81 consider Chamberlain Cough
Remedy the best in the world for bron-
chitis, says Mr.. William Savory, of
Warrington, England. sit has saved
my wife IS life, she having been mar
tyr to bronchitis for over six years,
being most of the time confined to her
bed. She is now quite well" 1t is a
great pleasure to the manufacturers
of Chamberlain IS Cough Remedy to be
able to publish testimonials of this
character. They show that great good
is being done, pain and suffering re-
lieved and valuable lives restored to
health and happiness by this remedy.
1t is for sale by ]. III. Luers Drug Co.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1900-04-17
The Best Remedy for Rheumatism,

All whouse Chamberlain's Pain Balm
for rheumatism are delighted with the
quick relief from pain that it affords.
When speaking of this Mr.. ID. N. Sinks
of Troy, Ohio, says: "Some time ago l
had a severe attack of rheumatism in
my arm and shoulder. / tried numer-
Gus remedies but got no relief until 1
was recommended by Messrs. Geo. f.
Parsons & Co., druggists of this place,
to try Cham berlain's Pain Balm. Ehey
recommended it so highly thatfI
bought a bottle. I acas soon relieved Of
all pain. / have since recommended
this liniment to many of my friends,
who agree with me that it is the best
remedy for muscular rheumatism in
the market. For sale by j. III. Luers
Drug Co,