The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1900-03-14
A FARMERS Dream.

work of the administration, 1 fell
asleep and dreamed that 1 was on
the streets of some city, q think it
was Philadelphia and seeing a
large building we'll lighted and
warmed, 1 concluded to go in, but
Just as 1 was entering the door a
man caught hold of me and said,
"What do you want in ere" L
Caught on" and replied that L
wanted to go in the 'ouse and get
warm; of course 1 was admitted. |
found myself in large room with
platform in the rear, in front of
which an alter had been erected. l
at once concluded that private
prayer meeting was in progress,
but when L discovered that the au-
dience was composed of Senators
and Congressman from Ohio and
Pennsylvania, and Mr.. Hay, Mr..
Gage and two or three other others
/ knew it was no prayer meeting.
Presently a man with SIS all over
his coat stepped to the front of the
platform holding in his hand pa
per which he said he desired to
read. At that moment man nam
ed Maorum came running in fran
tically waving torn envelope at
Mr.. Hay but the door-keeper
promptly knocked him down, and
the man with the $ coat proceeded
to read the following:
WHEREAS, The Liberty Bell has
a crack in it and the Declare
ton of Independence was written
by Drank and aimed at England
and being a stumbling block in the
way of MoKinley's-(right here
his voice dropped almost to q
whisper and 1 am not sure whether
he said benevolent assimilation or
irreverent discriminatory and the
Constitution being back number
and the common people not being
able to understand it, therefore,
Resolyed, That we the Republi-
cans of the United States in order
to form a more perfect union with
England provide for the common
defense and promote the general
welfare of England, and secure for
ourselves and our posterity the
blessings of the Gold Standard,
Trusts, and Imperialism do ordain
and establish this new constitution
of the United States.
All Legislative power shall be
vested in Congress composed of
Senators and Representatives from
Ohio and Pennsylvania.
No other person shall be mem
Der of either House who is not
more than forty or less than thir-
ty years of age, and been seven
years in the penitentiary, and who
shall not when elected be an inhab-
liant of that place.
The Monroe Doctrine is delu-
sion and a snare.
No Republican holding any office
in the United States shall be Gin
vestigated" during his term of
Office.
No Democrat shall hold any
Office, OWL or military, in time of
peace, but nothing in this section
shall be so construed as to hinder
Democrats from acting in the ca.
paoity of military officers in time
of war.
Representative shall be appor-
toned among the above named
States according to their respec-
tive wishes.
The actual enumeration shall be
made within three years after the
poor people have oil starved to
death, and each Representative
shall be entitled to as many votes
as he pays for.
When vacancies occur in any
State the Executive authority shall
issue Writs of Election to fill va
canoies, except whore the vacancy
was made by the assassination of a
Democratic Governor.
Just as the great man with the S
finished reading the 9th section, a
gentleman who had taken no part
in the proceedings, pulled a mask
over his face and quietly withdrew;
we learned afterward that he was
superintendent of a Sunday school
Then we were startled by sound
"as of rushing mighty wind" and
we saw the souls of those that were
slain in the Philippines on account
of benevolent assimilation, and
SanofOr Hoar'a anaeCb and thoU