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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01
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Brc1k. break. break.
on thy cold gray stones. o seat
And l would that my tongue could utter
The thoughts that arise IN me.
on well for the nsherman'a boy
That h shouts with his sister at play
Oh we'll for tho sailor lad
That he sings IN bis boat In the bayl
And tho stately ships 40 on,
To their haven under the hill.
Bat Oh Cor the touch " vanished hand
And the sound or a voice that j. siiill
Ireak. break break
al the foot Of Thy crara. o seal
But the tender grace of a day that u dcaa
VIII never come back 10 me.
Alfred Tcnnyson.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

A small school boy who had been
sent home by his teacher because his
sisters had the measles was noticed by
that teacher at the next recess playing
with tho other children on the school
ground. Johnny. didn't tell you not
70 come to school while your sisters
had the measlea'" Yes: bat Nm
not going 10 school. only came TO
play with the boys before Il begins -
Commercial. Tribune
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

Editor-in-chief-I understand young
Bluegore. the milllonalre's son. has
gone IN for journalism
City Editor-Yes; he Is on my stan.
Observation-Disclosures what do you
think Of him.
City Edltor-well. he's unique
figure IN journalism.
Editor.in-chiof-Yo don't say7
city Edltor-Yesl he's at once the
richest and poorest reporter In the
city.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

Jack-I don't know whether TO get
married or go to the gold dlggings.
Tom-why don't you ask the girll
Jack-I have asked her.
Tom-what did she sayI
Jack-she said get married.
Tom-Then why don't your
Jack-she suggested another GIRL
Detroit Free Press.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

Cheese Cahes.-Line little pattle
pans with a very thin layer OF deli
cate pastry. Fill about half full with
ounce Jelly. then MI the remaining
space with cake batter. Bake about
twenty minuteA When done. turn
them out and dip the top In soft frost
ing. No. 2-Preparo in the same way,
and half MI with strawberry preserve
Cover with cake batter. bake. and
when cold cover with thick whipped
cream, tinged pink with color paste.
Recipe for Supper Cake.-Dry three
pounds OF -four. rub II into three
ounces OF butter and two ounces Of
lard. Add little salt, powdered sim
ger and cinnamon. Set threo-Quarters
OF an ounce OF yeast In a basin with
teaspoontul Of brown sugar. and work
with a spoon unti II becomes liquid
Slightly warm half a pint OF new milk
and add TO the yeast. Beat two sggs
to good froih Make hole In the
center OF the hour pour In the yeast
and let Il work for ten minutes. Then
work In all tho -four til It leaves the
hands clean, wettlng II with the
beaten ogst and tepld water Set tho
dough TO rise for two hours Then
place It In a warmed basin. work into
II half a pound Of cleaned eurrants
and hvo ounces OF moist sugar Khead
up tlll well mixed. place Ia a tin and
bake for nearly two hours. II pre-
ferred the dough can be divided into
four fiat cakes and baked on a tin.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

There are no more dainty patterns
In wall papers this season Severity
and strict soborness are the watch
words OF the wall furnishings OF
dwelling rooms. and the white and
gold era fades away In abundant
shadows. According to the dealers in
wall papers old fashions are to be re-
vlved. The colonial prlmness Ia In
favor. and when a modern house Is
dressed up In the primary colors as
TO wall papers II has dignity that re-
minds one Of the square coats and
knee brooches OF a past generation.
One OF the patterns used In the now
homo Of Mrs. Andrew Carnegie Is
made up Of yertlcle stripes In various
colors. They are rod and green. yell
low, blue and violet hucs that make
a striking combination. Other pat
terms are Of flowers OF the old-fash-
Toned kind-hollyhocks. morning glo-
ries. honeysuckle. dahllas. etc.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

81 suppose she entertained brilliant.
ly at her opera party?"
Far from H. She let the CONVERSE
ton lag dreadfullyl DO you know,
there were times when we could al
most hear the muslc?"-Detrolt Jour
nal.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

LADY, want you to take this dog
back. He is handsome. admit. hut
he can't be taught anything at all.
and is OF no earthly use.
Dealer (slowly)-Y-e-s, mum,
know. mum; but just think wot a fine
rug he'll make when he's dead.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

Consumptiye-Yes. the doctor says
I won't live six months II l stay here.
Is your section OF Florida healthy2
Florida Man-Iiealthy? Half tho
people down there want to sell out and
come North.
"Eh2 Why7"
"Tired OF life"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

"And now that you have made your
debut" said the matron, >"do you find
the world at your feet?"
No" replied the young debutante.
Most OF them are lowering around
papa's bank."-Philadolphia North
American.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

who Is this Russian prince you
have imprisoned here7' asked the Wis
itor.
oh" replied the keeper Of the Jail,
chats Kraptosky-the prince OF dyn-
amiters. Philadelphia North Ameri-
can.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01
FOR WOMEN ANDHOME
ITEMS OF INTEREST FOR MAIDS
AND NATIONS.

Na Artistic niilinsr-shs Refuses TO Sell
Uasiehuy aud UnbsoomisE Hats-A
Tip on Summer Observation-Disclosures on
the stags-CoohInE school
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

Askit-You look pegged out.
Tolllt-I am. I've been taking med
feline for n week back.
Asdt-What for?
Telllt-For a weak back.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

Mumbllng Mike-I ulster have 4
good business. Teddy. but dere's moth
in doin' now.
Mrs. Goodleigh-what was your
profession. my por man?
Mumbllng Mlke-I was a Johnstown
food suferer.-Baltimor American.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

cohensteein-so she has broken der
engagement. Did she gin you back
der ring2
lsaaes-No; she said diamonds hat
gone up, but she would glG me yot 1
bald for it.-Puek.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

Old Friend--You should always take
your wife into your confidence. Wo-
men appreciate that sort OF thing.
De Broker-oh. do that; that 10.
In part.
Old Friend-You tell her OF your
gains and losses, ! presumed
De Broker-Um--I always tell her
Of my losses.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01
Ella-well. that Is too good.

Ella-weli. that Is too good.
Henry-What Ella?
Ella-why. your cakes this morn
Ing. Henry played an April-tool
Joke on you and made them out OF
cement
Henry-By jovel never noticed
the difference.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

II Isl mistaken idea that actresses
are as a general rule handsomer on
the stage than on, writes Franklin
Fyies IA the Ladlos' Home Journal.
The reverse Ia as likely to DO truo.
Nevertheless, all theatrical faces have
10 be painted. Il may be assumed safe
ly that none OF the complexion is gon-
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

stranger--Are the saloon doors
closed in this town on Sunday
NatiVe--Yos, frequently Chicago
News.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01
DUB BUDGET OF FUN
SOME GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

Earnings and salary = Problem IN no.
nestle Economic. - Cement Cakes
For BreaEfast-Kind of Peace That
IL Most Desired.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1900-06-01

There is probably nothing quite so
sure as consequences.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30
The Great Summer Industry.

New Hampshire has just issued some
interesting statistics about its summer
resort business, which are attracting
wide attention. and which are nowhere
of more interest than in Maine. The
report of the State bureau of labor
shows that in its summer resort indus
try. which is a leading business i'll the
White Mountain state as in Maine,
there is now total investment OF
Of slO442. SO, increased by nearly a
million last year and an annual in
come Of between $5,00O,000 and $1,000
900. Commissioner Carroll estimates
that New Hampshire last year enter
tained for a longer or shorter period,
174.2SO guests from beyond her Dor
ders. or a number equivalent to near
" half of the entire population of the
state.
We wish that we had, for COMPARE
son. the corresponding figures for our
own State Undoubtedly Names sum
mer resort business is very far in ex-
cess of that of its sister state. 1t is
only natural that this should be 50.
since Maine is 50 much the larger. with
such a grand coast. such hunting and
fishing attractions. and 50 many beau
tifulinterior lakes. But in both states the
entertainment Of hundreds of thousands
of summer visitors makes up great and
growing business. 1t is our most re-
liable stock in trade, our surest crop,
our best asset. And like farming lum-
resort industry must have business
like principles applied to it. Nature
all. There must be constant improve
ments. good roads. moderate charges.
jldicious advertising. forest and game
preservation. rural mail delivery. and
many other advances. Maine is the
great summer play ground Of the ma
ton, and this, more than all its other
elements of prosperity makes its flu
ture bright with promise.
The introduction of the Old Home
week idea means much to help on this
good work. Every effort should be
made to achieve such 4 success in the
venture, this year, that Old Home
week shall be made a permanent and
leading feature Of each Maine summer.
Maine wants pleasure seekers, sports
men. and desirable visitors from every
where but best Of all, it loves to wei
come back. occasionally. to its shores
and hills its own sons ana daughters.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30

Senator Hale is chairman of the joint
committee which has in charge the
proposed celebration. next December.
of the occupation of Washington as
are already under way and
ii will be grand event. The present
program of the celebration includes
commemorative exercises in the Cap
itol. the enlargement of the White
House. ar the erection of a new eXeCu=
tive mansion. the opening uf an avenue
TO be known as Centennial avenue, from
the Capitol grounds to the Potomac
river. a parade Of military ana naval
forces and civic organizations. and an
evening reception. The question Of the
orator Of the day is being discussed
and is an important one as he will
have pregnant ana inspiring theme
worthy of Daniel Webster at his best.
The New York sun suggests the name
OF Senator Hoar of Massachusetts and
the choice is most worthy one. How
ever We may differ with Mr.. Hoar on
his anti-eXpansiou attitude. We agree
with the sun that there lives no Amer
lcah orator, in the Senate or out of it
better qualified by character. intellect
scholarship :and .tnstanctive rhetorical,
good taste" E.S X &sf.+,s
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30
A New National PARK.

The proposition to make i national
park of the battleticlds at or near
Fredericksburg. Virginia. is most cor
daily received in both the North and
the South \ bill to this cfrcc; has
been introduced in Congress. anu fay
orably reported from the committee on
military affairs ana promises to r.
ceive early and favorable consideration
by both branches. The establishments
of such memorial park would be a
grand addition 10 the national re
serves. 1t would be. moreover, a hand
some tribute to the soldiers of the
civil War. and means of preserving
for historical and military study one
of the greatest battlefclds in the
world
1t is pointed out that within an area
of 5000 acres We're fought the bloody
conflicts Of Fredericksburg. Chanccl-
louisville, the Wilderness ard Spottsyl-
vania Court House, and the lesser en-
gaGements Of Marye's Heights, Hamil-
TONS Crossing. LauraI Grove. the
Bloody Angle. Todds Tavern and the
Pc and Nye rivers. In these battles
were engaged troops from every state
in the Union. to the number of about
800. 900. and the losses in killed. wound
ed and missing, on both sides, aggre-
gated 10000 men. In the national
cemetery at Marye's Heights are
mittees report also calls attention to
the fact that there are other historic Al
associations Of peculiar interest. The
mother of Washington made her home
in Fredericksbu and was buried
there. and in the immediate vicinity
We're born Presidents Washington.
jefferson. Monroe. Madison and Tay-
lor and the Lees of both the Revolu-
tion and the civil War
The proposed park would be the only
one of it's kind in the eastern part of
the country and there is no place
where it can more fittingIy be located.
Its proximity to the national capitol
is another good reason for its estab-
lishment And il is worthy t. note
that the organizations of both Union
and Confederate veterans heartily fay
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30
Reflections OF a Bachelor.

No woman ever Yet refused to marry a
man unless ~ let her.
Marriage l. like most other good things
it's mighty easy "a get too much Of it.
Women may have cigars named after
them, but most OF the new diseases are
named after men.
You can always tell when girl thinks
she * in love by her going around all the
time acting like the sun had shone on
her.
When a man spends so much buying
drinks for all his friends that his wife
can't keep the children dressed properly
it is said that his heart is in the right
place
\ man never loves woman till he is
willing to let her hurt him
a man * never in serious trouble till
all his enemies are dead
After A woman has once loved one man
when she loves another She stoop5.
The only type If man that a woman
may never love and Vet never tire NJ u
the one who has the genius Of friend
ship.
There Is no limit to the number Of eX-
cuses a woman will invent for a mans
not telling her he loves her-if she loves
him.
When man claims he understands A
woman he never really does: he only
hopes that she will be ieVe him when ne
says he does.
\ girl can always get up 4 lot more ok
cuses for her father than her mother can.
Up to the time she is 30 most every
woman has an idea that the thought of
her face is an inspiration to her hus-
band.
After a woman believes in womdn's
rights She always argues that Eve got
made last because the Lord was only
practicing on Adam.
After a man has been married A couple
Of Years. when his wife kisses him before
people he acts like she had mad oatmeal
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30
The Third District
Republican Convention
WILL BE HELD IN
City Hall, WaterviIIc,
Tues, April 10th, 1900
WILL BE HELD IL
AT Ii O'CLOCK A. NJ.

for the purpose of nominating a candi-
date for Congress to be voted for at the
State election. Monday, September TO-
1900.
To select two district delegates and
two alternates to attend the Natlonal
Republican Convention TO be held at
Philadelp ha Pennsylvania, on Tuesday.
June 10, 1900 and transact any other bust
ness that may property come before IL
The basis Of representation Will be as
follows: Each City, Town and Planta,
ton will be entitled to one delegate. ana
for each seventy-five votes cast for the
Republican candidate for Governor In
1896, an additional delegate, and Tor a
fraction of forty votes in excess OF sew
enty-five votes. additional delegate.
Vacancies in the delegation of any city
Town or Pla nta ton can only be fllcd by
q resident Of the county in which the
vacancy exists.
The District Committee will be in SEES
sion in the reception room of the hall at
nine o'clock, on the morning of the con-
vention. for the purpose of receiving the
credentials of delegates. Delegates in
order TO BE- eligible to participate in the
convention. must be elected subsequent to
the date of the call for this convention.
j. w. BLACK, Chairman.
r. o. NICKERY.
w. Ii WILDES,
CHARLES II. DRUMMEY,
District Committee.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30

If the reports of General Joube :
death are really true. then disease las
won a most important victory for Ie
English forces. His loss is III It
serious one for the Transvaal. for .le
was a natural soldier ana has shnt
himself equal to any general the E: it,
ISL have sent to South Africa. With
an inferior army he held Butler at bay
for months. With Cronje captured
and Joubert dead the army of Dom
Paul is severely crippled, but its cour-
age will not fail.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30

What an insignificant little reptile
that Macreun turns out to be under
the light of the official investigation.
His excuses are lame and pitiful. The
whole story is that he was too small d
man to appreciate the dignity Of his
position at Pretoria, or his duty there.
When the crisis came ne fed from his
post and ran for home like a whipped
cur And the Democrats thought TO
get campaign material from his re
turn, With the son Of Secretary Hay
at Pretoria this government is now
well represented there, and its neutral
ity will be maintained and its dig
nifty upheld.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30

1t is easy to forgive the vigorous
words used by Representative Marsh
of Illinois, in answering Mr.. Lentz Of
Ohio. that exponent Of the American
Aguinaldists. He declared that lin
peace the Democratic party is all hell
for war. and in war all hell for peace"
In commenting upon his speech. the
New York Press justly remarks that
he might have added another truth
which the nation has learned from an
unvarying EXPERIMENTAL the Demo
cratic party is all hell for getting the
country into trouble when it is out Of
it. and when it has got us into it, all
hell for wanting somebody else to get
us out of it,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30

While Augusta is debating the prob
lem of too short spring vacation for
the school children and too much prep
aration for graduation during the
spring term, there is an issue of quite
different kind presented to the Lew
iston parents. An observer" writes
to the Lewiston Journal that he fears
his daughters scholarship standing is
injured by too much Irritation. He
does not think the high school girls
should be accompanied home by young
men. locked arm in arm. He thinks
school should stand ahead Of cnurtship
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30

And he thought he'd hunor her. no
doubt The result shows that a man
rarely loses by following his wife's adj
vice. Those who suffer from obstinate
cough, bronchitis, weak lungs and all
ments in general which tend to con.
sumption, will find speedy relief and
perfect cure in the use of DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. 1t cures
ninety-eight per cent. of those who give
it a fair and faithful trial. 1t purifes
the blood, heals the lungs and builds up
the body with firm flesh instead Of fabby
fat. The discovery" contains no alco-
hol, neither opium, cocaine. nor other
narcotics.
vOnIy for Or Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
ery 7 think | would be in my grave to day,"
writes Mr. Moses Miles, of billiard, Uinta Co,
wyoming II had asthma so bad could not
sleep at night and was compelled to give up
work II affected my lungs SO that l coughed
all thought I had consumption. My wife had
taken DR. Pierces Favorite Prescription and il
had helped her much she insisted on my try
ing his Golden Medical Discovery which I
did have taken four bottles and am
well man. weighing Iss pounds. thanks to Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. | would
like YOU 10 print this testimony as il may help
some other poor sufferer"
Or. Pierce's Medical Adviser, in paper
binding, free on receipt of n one-cent
stamps to pay expense of mailing only.
Address DR.. r. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30
Opportunity is the Cream Of lime

Now is your opportunity. There is
no time when the system is so much
in need Of good medicine. like Hood $
Sarsaparilla. and no time when it is so
susceptible to the benefits to be de-
rived from such a medicine BY puri-
flying. enriching and vitaliZing the
blood and toning up the system Hood s
Sarsaparilla starts you right for a
whole year Of health
Constipation is cured by Hoods Pills.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30
REPUBLICAN STATE CONVENTION.

Official list showing the number of
delegates which the different cities.
towns and plantations are entitled to.
20 cities, 422 towns. and 76 plantations,
entitled to 1926 delegates.
Republican State Committee,
Augusta, Maine, March IA, 1900
The basis Of representation in the call
for the Republican State convention TO
be held at Lewiston, Wednesday, April
II. 1900. for the purpose of selecting SIX
candidates for electors OF President
and Vice President of the United
States, and four delegates at large and
four alternateS to attend the National
Republican Convention TO be held at
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, June l9th,
1900, and transacting any other bust
ness that may properly come before 1t.
Each city, town and plantation VIII
be entitled to one delegate and for each
% votes cast for the Republican candi-
date for Governor in 1896, an additional
delegate and for a fraction of 40 votes
in excess of IS votes a further addi-
tional delegate.
That there may be no misunder-
standing. the secretary of the commit
tee made a classification Of delegates
town or plantation which threw "A
votes is, under this call only entitled
to one delegate In order to get a sec
ond delegate it must have thrown 70
votes for the Republican candidate for
Governor in 1896. The fraction Of A.
votes to give another delegate. must
be in excess Of Is votes.
1t Is hoped that if any errors are
discovered in the list they will be
promptly reported to the secretary so
that all mistakes may be corrected.
j II MANLEY Chairman.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30

er. Names youngest mayor, has intro
duced an innovation that some other
cities already are talking of following.
This is the holding of public committee
meetings of the city council, 81 that
citizens interested in the questions
that come up may attend and give
their views on the same. Bangor
thinks of adopting the plan.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30
Embarrassing Position.
providence Journal.)

Where will the "anti-imperialists
be found in the approaching presiden-
tial campaign? They agree with Mr..
Bryan in his views on expansion. but
many of them are not partial to his
opinions on other subjects Will their
hostility to our occupation of the Phil
ippines outweigh their dislike for free
silver, municipal ownership and other
features Of the Kansas City pronun-
riamentO2
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30

1t is shown that after all. there are
only II real milionarcs in the Senate,
which some have unkindly called the
National Milionaire's club" Still
ever be known as a poor mans club.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30
VOICES OF The PRESS.
Brazen Hypocrisy
philadelphia Press.)

u NIIdVtIIl4IId 7 ItsS'J
Hypocrisy was carried further than
in the Democratic pretenSe th5t the
party is opposing trusts and working
for the benefit Of the people of Puerto
Rico in opposing the tariff bill now
pending before Congress, which is
solely designed to raise revenue for the
island government until such time as
it can be raised in some other way
The bill is a just one, and We are glad
TO know that its passage is now as
EIrpl
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-03-30

The New York World is trying to y
vivc the kissing bug fake. only Il is
time it is a vicious insect from Mex. o
with pinchers like ice tongs and prou l.
ly bearing the name 'probOscidi IN
norespaniolium" Rats,