The daily sentinel., 1900-04-20
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HER PECULIAR ADVANTAGE.
When, in case OF strife, the politician's
wife
Desired, in her sweet, wifely way to
hout him;
No common things she said, but held
him while she read
What opp sition papers SAID about
him.
-Gazoot.
There must be heavy draught on
Queen Victoria's reign bar'l.
Col. Fredrick probably hung those
three Filipinos just for Funston.
To make sure thing" suicide Of it
an Arizona man hung himself with his
wifes ap.on strings made OF imported
cheese cloth.
The new census will give Chicago
population of 2, 0,O00-Chicago Record.
Be careful and not count Harvey Chat
field -Chatfield Taylor twice.
1t is specified by our new city council
that the proposed public fountains shall
be constructed for the use Of "both man
and beast" That includes every body.
A Chicago man licked 800 gum stickers
at a sitting, and then complained be-
cause he had "belly ache" "a good
chance for joke about the new drain
age canal.
Item from Kopjvill Excuse Of April
20, A. D. 2O2O: at is reported on good
authority that Grand Junction is to have
new up to date hotel work on which
will begin at once"
Dewey has taken few chips in the
presidential game.-Utah Exchange.
The profits will probably all go to the
kitty -Meeker Herald. That joke is
Hazen ness personified.
Julius Roster, poor New York brick
layer fell heir to 100000, unexpectedly
and committed suicide next day. Julius
ne doubt wanted to make sure of having
hell of a time the rest of his days.
A Brooklyn man committed suicide by
hanging himself to the chimney coping
on twelve story building and the dis
patches spoke OF him as having wealthy
relatives and being "highly connected. ;"
Some scientist with more time than
money, has figured it out, with the aid
OF a microscope, that the human skin is
perforated with 1000 holes t, the square
inch. His subject must have come from
Kentucky.
In the British Isles during the present
century, seven insta -ces have occurred
in which the bride has married the best
man by Observation-Disclosures. American
girls always marry the best man, and
not by mistake either.
Paul Llppman and Lena Henchinn
were recently married in Chester, ILL.,, by
one Judge Tygh. The outcome Of such
matrimonial entans lement will no
doubt be eagerly watched by all progress
sive divorce liwyers.
A telephone has been invented that
enables the speaker to see the person at
the other end of the line. Exchange.
A breath detecting attachment would
make things interesting ia many other
wise peacefully conducted households.
An inquisitive Jewish scientist recent
ly rooted up the sk e.eton Of hog twelve
feet long, out in Oregon and an armor-
plate headed editor over ip Kansas viv
idly bangles it before the eyes of his 81
subscribers as being Of am-big u-ous
origin
An Ohio man has invented "disap-
pearing' stool for stores, which, when
not in use, folds itself up" and disap-
pears beneath the counter.-E Exchange.
Such intelligence on the part Of stool
is an encroachment on ordinary human
intelligence.
A Brooklyn street car railway COM
pany, has been sued for $250O damages
by lady who was heavily sat down
upon by a very fat man" caused by the
sudden starting OF the car. The "fat
man" whom fortune 80 favored, is the
proper one to sue.
At Tuscola, Illinois, an engagement
ring which was given by Congressman
Canon to his wife, in 1862. was found in
heap Of debris. The ring had been
lost for thirty years.-Exchange. 1t