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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
OF INTEREST TO WOMEN.

Flatirons. when new, must be heated
very slowly. or they may crack.
New York spent 100000 last year In
inspecting and cleaning bakeries.
All fruits are better II sugar is added
when they are first put on to cook.
Milkmaids get more money in Swift
erland IL they have musical voices.
A patent glove-buttoner is bringing
$4,000 year to its woman inventor.
Lamp chimneys are better IL cleaned
with alcohol instead of soap and water.
In France the long rubber tubes to
infants feeding bottles are prohibited.
To restore frozen vegetables place
them In cold water for an hour or two.
Vinegar left over from pickles may
be used for flavoring stews and hashes.
Scientists say that wheat is as nearly
the perfect food as any one article oan
be.
Good crabs and Holsters are heavy
and stin. If light or limp they are
stale.
Never scrub linoleum. Instead wash
1t with soap and water and dry with .
cloth.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
THOUGHTS.

When we love 1t Is the heart that
Judges.
Children need models rather than
critics.
We always lose the friendship Of
those who lose our esteem.
The direction of the mind Is more
important than its progress.
What can one put into a mind which
Is filed and filed with itself?
Gravity is only the bark of the tree
Of wisdom: but it preserves 1t.
One should only choose for a wife q
woman whom one would choose for a
friend, were she a man.
He who is afraid of being a dupe
while he Is young. runs the chance OF
being knave when he is old.
II men of Imagination are sometimes
the dupes of appearance, colder intel
lects are often the dupes of their own
reasonings.
1t is a cruel situation when we can
not make up our minds to hate and
despise the man whom we cannot es-
TEEN or love.-From the words Of Jo-
seph Joubert
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
BUTCHERS ALL ORDERED OUT.
President Kruger Appeals To All Figh
ing Men tn Come Ont.

President Kruger Appeals To All Fight
Ing Men to Come Out.
LONDON, Jan. IA Daily Mail dis
patch, dated Lorenzo Marquee, jan
uary l., says:
president Kruger has issued proc
clamation ordering all burghers TO the
front. The Volksstem, the Transvaal
official organ, suggests that the mo-
ment the British crossed the border
the gold industry should be irretriev-
ably destroyed. President Kruger has
issued a circular, dated January 8, to
Boer Communicates and burghers,
urging them to show more energy in
the Transvaal cause"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
Playing with tho Boys.

A small schoolboy who had been sent
home by his teacher because his sisters
had the measles was noticed by that
teacher at the next recess playing with
the other children on the school
ground.
Johnny, didn't I tell you not to
come to school while your sisters had
the measles?"
Yes; but I'm not going to school.
only came to play with the boys before
Il begins. "-Commercial Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
Another Disa ppointmsDt.

II came mighty near tryin' to enlist
In de Transvaal army" said Meander-
ing Mike.
You might have ter work." said
Flooding Pete.
Fur minute | was willin' ter take
de chance. l was deceived by typo.
graphical error. De paper said de
Transvaal was chock full o Beers, an
| had ter read half column before I
got convinced dat it only meant
Beers. Washington Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25

Hes very bright young man."
said the mother.
"Oh, know that" returned the
daughter. I'm fact. he's too honest"
'Impossible! cried the mother. A
young man can't DO too honest"
'Oh, yes, he can" returned the
daughter. "Of course young man
should be honest enough not to steal
the spoons. or resort to prevarication.
but when he's too honest to steal a
kiss he's altogether too upright to BIO
successful In love. Chicago Post.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
Her Fleeing Regret.

Don't bother. Henry, because
won't marry you" said she. There
are Just as good fish in the sea as ever
were caught"
Better" said he, shortly, as he rose
to depart, and for once she wished she
had consented to marry him so that
she might make him suffer for his hor-
: rid remark.-Harpers Bazaar.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
A Cutting Remark.

Jones-I wish. my dear. you'd let me
have one OF those photos you had
taken the other day.
Mrs. Jones-Why, Of course. dear.
I'll put one in frame. and set 1t on
your study table--shall /?
Jones-No, don't do that. Just
bring 1t to me here. I want 1t to cut
this revlew.-Punch.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
A Humble Request.

A Humble Request
MA, may go out to playr
mo; you must sit still where you
are
Pause.
'Ma. may go down into the k!tch-
en?"
mo. want you to sit perfectly
quiet"
Pause.
MA. mayn't sit on the floor and
play marbles?"
Il have told you twice that want
you to sit just where you are and be
quiet, and mean exactly what | say"
Pause.
MA, may grow?"--Collier's Week
ly.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25

1--WE have come" said the spokes-
man of the delegation. Ito ask you to
permit the use of your name at the
convention we expect to hold next
week to nominate candidate for al
derman."
you are welcome to use my name.
gentlemen" replied Mr.. PzhchtouZan-
ski. the influential Polish citizen. IF
you think you can."-Chicago Trib-
une
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
Power of Suggestion

did that bottle of medicine do your
aunt any good?"
mo; as soon as she read the wrap
per she got three new diseases. Chi
cago Record.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25

Sister-Now when you divide an
apple with Willie, ask him to have
the largest piece.
Tommy-What's the use of askin
him?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25

c.,
candidate
America As
Peruna Medicine Company, she
Peruna both for myself and mother Mrs
In S8fh and find Invaluable
cold afarrh kindred Diseases
feeble and old people, those down and with
unsfrung." Yours truly, Beiva A. Lockwood
body especially liable
cHOrh Of the pelvic There hundred OF "TtNr the
think
have ~ the head they have cot1rrh Mt al" This great mistake
Health
trcct 90 mnncn nlx Medicine Cnmml.Ms
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
Industry and LUotr,

Teacher-"What Is the difference be.
tween industry and luck?"
Boy-"One door"
"Humph! How do you explain
that"
Industry is what you has yourself.
Luck Is what your neighbors has
Chicago Evening Post.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
BLOODY BATTLE.

Beers Make q Rush On British Position,
But Are Repulsed.
REEsBERs, Cape Colony, Jan. IT,
The Beers attempted to rush hill
held by company of Yorkshires and
New Zealanders, but they were re-
pulsed at the point of the bayonet.
The Beers had twenty-one killed and
fifty wounded,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25

Tobacco caused divorce between
Elizabeth Hagerman and her husband,
of Montgomery, Kansas. Her age Is
70 and he Is two years older. They
have been married two years, and the
wife has decided that 1t is impossible
for her to live happily with man that
chews tobacco.
Two girls and boy, the children OF
Benjamin Hodson, of Elwood, Ind,
have odd names. The names of the
girls are Sunshine and Delight, while
that of the boy is Pleasant. When the
father was asked his reason for thus
naming them, he said that he desired
to make things cheerful around the
house,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25

We do not object to loaning people
papers if they do not insist on reading
to us from them.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
OUR BUDGET OF FUN
SOME GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

A Variety of Quips, Gibcs and Ironies
TO Cause n Smile - Flotsam and
Jetsam from the Tide of uumor--
Witty Sayings
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25

The bank of England stock fell IL
points in the London stock exchange
fright over General Buffers defeat,
touching 325.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
France Making Guns for Beers.

LONDON, Jan. 16.-The Daily Mail
publishes the following from lie Creu-
sot, France:
after two days inquiry ! do not
hesitate to assert that the Schneider
company is not only working night
and day in the manufacture Of guns
and ammunition for the Beers, but
it has already packed, ready for ship
ment TO the Transvaal, six heavy guns
of large calibre. The workmen told
me that ere long thirty additional
guns would be dispatched TO the
Beers"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25

TO CURE A COLD In ONE DAY,
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money II 1t fails to cure.
CSC. Z. W. Groves signature on each box.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
Two of n Kind.

First Invalid-Whats the matter
with you?
Second Invalid-Ague. What's your
trAnhIa1
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25

A real poor man never carries any
insurance on his house.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
First Invalid-Same thing,

Second Invalid Good. Let's shake
for the drinks.-Chicago Daily News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25
Quickly
Cures Colds

Neglected colds always lead
to something serious. They
run into chronic bronchitis which
pulls down your general health
and deprives you Of sleep: or
they end in genuine eonsump-
ton with al its uncertain results.
Don't wait. but take Ayers
Cherry Pectoral Just as soon as
you begin to cough. A few
doses will cure you then. But
it cures old colds. too. only it
takes , little more time. We
refer to such diseases as bron-
ehitis. asthma. whooping-cough.
consumption. and hard winter
coughs.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-01-25

If you've Just taken cold 25 cent bot
tie is all you'll need. For harder cases a
90 cent bottle is better. For chronic
troubles, and to keep on hand, the Sl.Oo
bottle Is most economical.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-09
The WORLD or SPORT
PusiIism.
ZION TO SEE A SQUARE FIGHT
ROWAN AND M'DoNALD' SIGN
FOR A MILL.
Jack McNamee Is Managing the
Bout and he Says That There
Will Be No Hippodrome Business.

Arrangements were finally made last
evening for the match between DUN
my" Rowan and Bert Mcdonald, and
the fight is now certain. The date has
been set for March "A and the place Is
to- be the large hall above the Pabst
saloon Articles of agreement were
signed by the two fighters last evening.
The fight is to be at catch weights for
$50 side and 70 per cent of the gate
receipts Marquis Of Queensberry rules
are DO govern. Those who have the
fent lu hand say that il is 10 be a
r.v1I battle. and that it will be one Of
tha best fights ever pulled off in the
city
lack NcNamee is managing the bout,
and De says as long as he has anything
10 do with it it is going to be a fight
from tle start. 1t viii be a square
febt" DE said last evening. THE pub
Doc Is tired and I am tired Of all this
bfpp0drome business. and there will be
none Of 10 in this scrap. 1t viii be a
battle royal from the start"
Dummy Rowan is known to be a
fighter of the class that doesn't quit
III. has q record Of victories as long as
n mans arm and he will doubtless hold
his own lh tue coming MIL.
The other participant in the match is
not as well known as is Dummy" but
he. too. has a good record. He has
fought ten battles, of which eight were
victories and two were draws. These
fights were pulled off in all parts of the
country. one of them having been
fought before the Broadway Athletic
club Ia New York. He will put uD a
good scrap if his record is to be taken
for anything.
The preliminaries that are to precede
the main event of the evening are all
o. be by well known young fighters Of
this city Silent Rowan, brother Of
Dummy" and a husky young fighter,
IS 10 meet Dave Willis in four rounds
that promise TO he interesting Jack
Wade viii meet Jim Francis for six
rounds. "a I'd Sam Clark is to mix with
some one who is at present unknown
for four rounds. The whole evenings
entertainment promises to be lively,
and as it has been a long time since
salt Lakers saw anything real good i'm
the way of puglism, it will doubtless
be largely attended.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-09
Baseball.
AT A STANDSTILL.

Nothing Can Be Done on League
Proposition For a Few Days.
Asfar as salt Lake is concerned work
on the league proposition fostered by
Ted Sullivan and W. H. Lucas is at a
s,andstal Mr.. Sullivan said last night
that nothing could be done until the
cities iu the north are certain. AS soon
as everything is fixed in Montana a
meeting tn organize the league will be
held In this city, and the plans will
ther be laid tor the organization of a
professional team for the delectation of
the fans Of Zion. Unit. this comes
about there can be little done. and lit
te Will De attempted. Mr.. Sullivan will
not remain idle, however. He will go
about his work quietly in the sounding
OF enthusiasts on the proposition. but
no actual work will be done until the
meeting is held,
one thing has been decided by Mr..
sullivan, and that is that Pocatello is
To De counted in the league. In case
any OF the cities that are at present fig
uIed on fail To- manifest the proper in
tereSt. the Idaho city can take its nlace
bui If they eli come up with the re-
Quired interest the lively little. basebaI1
Town Will not be left out. A mate for
u VIII be- found and the league will be
made SiN-Club affair.
Mr. sullivan talked with several of
4e prominent baseball enthusiasts of
me town yesterday and found them ali
favorable to the idea. 1t is his opinion
laal There is the right material and
'Nr requisite interest in the short 10
make the proposition a go. but that il
NN require lot of work on the part
C hose Interested.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-09
HUMANE SOCIETY MEETING
PLAN TO PREVENT CRUELTY TO
ANIMALS.
Session at the Residence of DR.. T. B.
Beatty Last Night at Which Mat
ter Was Discussed.

A meeting of the Humane society Of
oalt Lake was held last night at the
residence Of DR.. T. b. Beatty. presi-
dent OF the organization. A good at
tendance was present and great inter
est was shown. 1t was determined to
take up the work Of preventing cruelty
To animals with greater vigor than
ever
The society wants to engage all the
time OF capable man to do nothing
out look after cases of cruelty to ami
mails. 1t will be his duty to report such
cases and swear out complaints. The
society is prepared to enforce the laws
governing the subject with Vigor.
Within the next few weeks DR.. Beat
" VIII introduce in the council an or
.alnance providing chat al fines Fesult-
ing from convictions in cases of cru
city he turned over to the society to
help IN the furtherance of its work.
II was decided last night to send out
circulars covering the law relating to
brutal treatment of animals and ex-
planning the penalty therefor.
The circular will also ask the CO.
operation of all good citizens in pre-
venting cruelty. The next meeting of
the society will be held on Thursday
night Of next week at the residence of
Mrs Robert Hardness. All citizens
are invited to be present and to icin
IN the movement. The initiation fee
Tor membership has been placed at 81
ana the dues VIII be nominal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-09
TROOPS TO COME HOME.
Soldiers Who Have Been in the Phil
ippines Two Years.

New York. March ga special to the
Herald from Washington says: By di-
rection of Acting Secretary of War
Meiklejohn instructions have been
sent to Major General Otis TO return
10 the United States sometime in May
one battalion each of the Fourteenth
Eighteenth and Twenty third infantry
The withdrawal OF these troops was
recommended by Major General Miles
several months ago. He pointed out to
the department that the three regi-
ments designated would have been two
years in the Philippines in June next.
There is no doubt that the decision
OF the department TO withdraw three
LOO men, is influenced TO some extent
by the disorganizatiOn of the rebel
army and the prospect that the Amer
lean troops win no longer meet with
resistance from an organized force.
Notwithstanding the action of the
department in ordering home these
battaiions, officers who have served in
the Philippines and who have just re-
turned. say that this must not be taken
TO mean that the rebellion has been
suppressed. The insurgents are operat-
ing in small forces, which scatter upon
the approach OF American troops, but
which reassemble and attack whenever
a good opportunity presents itself
\ well known officer in LuzOn, writ
ing TO a friend in this city gives il as
his opinion that the rebellion Will not
be entirely suppressed in less than
ten years.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-09
miscellaneous.
ATHLETES FORM FENCING CLUB
Y. M. C. A. GYMNASTS DECIDE TO
TRY SOMETHING NEW.
Martin Roise, a Member Of the Asso-
citation, Is to Be Instructor-Will
Meet Each Thursday Night.

The 7. NJ. c. A. athletes, not content
in their many achievements in the line
OF gymnastics. are to venture into a
new ana, for them, an untried field
Inelr newest rad is to be the sport in
when all the natives of sunny France
take an especial delight, fencing OF
course, they are nearly all Of them
green IN the art and their first attempts
may De ludicrOus, but il is expected
that after a few months of practice
tney Will be able TO WELD the foil and
siash with the broadsword in a way
mat VIII turn the strutting Richards Of
the stage green with envy.
The members Of the association who
are particularly interested in the sport
intend 10 go about their practice in a
systematic manner. They accordingly
met last evening and effected the
organization Of a fencing club. The in
terest in the sport was aroused by
Martin Roise, a member of the associa-
tlon, who is an enthusiastic and a
skilled tencer. He is to be the in
structor Of the club as well as the sec
retary and treasurer. Frank Walden
was elected president and the following
members signed the roll: E. Tuckett.
l.. Tuckett, Percy Clark, DAD
Steward, J. A Augustus. William
tordermeir, c. +. Johns, a. W. Dick
inson.
Every Thursday night the members
VIII meet for instructions from Mr..
Roice. The work viii include broad
sword drill, single stick work and foil
work. The meeting of las1 evening
was not largely advertised snd If 10
expected that as soon as the rest of
the athletes hear about it. there viii
De a large list of applications for men,
bership.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-09
CALLS It TRICK OF DEMOCRATS
Continued From Page -

and it is of the highest Importance for
our own safety as well as for the well
rare OF the new peoples who have come
under the flag that we should leave
ourselves free to deal with each case
as its own merits demand. The claim
which insists that free trade goes by
'egal right to Porto Rico would bind us
hand and foot
The partisans who sought to put the
president and congress in a hole have.
perhaps uncOnsciOusly. dug a pit for
themselves. They viii find thar they
have taken a position which would
estop them from carrying out the pol
icy they have proposed for the DISPOSE
ton of the Philippines. But as do not
now wish TO discuss the matter in its
broadcast aspect or to treat il in a mar
tisan spirit. l do rot pursue the point.
1t is enough for the present to say
that our contention that the constitu-
ton does not by its own force extend
over the new possessions without leg
lslatiOn action is in harmony with the
general tenor of judicial decision and
legislation acton from the acquisition
of Louisiana down to this tine"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-09

who saw her predicament from the
sidewalk held their breath. Some OF
them also screamed and got hysterieal,
but not so Miss Gruner. With a nerve
that few women would manifest in a
case Of the kind, she endeavored to
calm the frightened animal. 1t was
useless. The colt was determined to
have a good time, and the antics that
il cut up were enough TO make the old
est hOrseman a wee bit scary-
Finally the animal tried 10 jump the
fence that lines the embaHkment over
the car track II was then that Miss
Gruner, who had all this time kept her
presence Of mind. saw that the wisest
thing would be TO dismount. She slid
gracefully from the saddle to the
ground, alighting on her side in the
road. little dusty, but uninjured. A
man who was passing caught the horse
and led HIN back TO the stable.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-09
MISS GRUNER'S EXPERIENCE
WITHARUNAWAY HORSE

Marie Gruner. head dressmaker Of
Walker Bros Dry Coos company.
mad thrilling experience with one of
Tom McCOy's horses yesterday and es-
capped uninjured. Miss Gruner, who is
an expert and devoted horsewoman..
was out riding young colt that Tom
has just brought in from the pasture.
IL IS not sleepy animal at its worst.
and not having been ridden all winter.
II was naturally a little frisky. Miss
Gruner got along all right until she
reached Brigham street, where the
horse took fright at one of the new
South Temple street cars and started
10 buck and rear, TO say nothing of
going as fast as it could in the direc-
ton Of the rising sun.
Miss Gruner held tight to the reins
and did not get nervous Some women
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-09
EIGHT CLUB CIRCUIT.
mat Is What the National League
VAL Play This Year.

10y 1ulS hear.
New York March S-Tba Na+ior,i
Baseball League. for the season of 1eoo
vI have mn .t,,r,+ LII. -. -
srr.....- circuit 1hls
s.....- was made at the Fifth
avenue hora. az 1880 O'Clock TONIGHT
When the [ ..r-ra ,,..,;,,.- ..,t...---7
Verbal agraar--- .- Vi lls'4, a
ami tomorrow -hs ...--,.,u. 80 ~,
tma.y executed VIII NC
The ratirIra .r,,t. ...
8tmore I0u.sv,l. ana " as lllllS IoI5'
az, s-.a .lb will receive % money consid-
t-r . ... ,Vl l'S franchise. How much
f75-.-. thai rr. T.. -i iy Gay II vas
11g-I ls sold f-r. SIN -55 ',le lIdlcnl use
Wagner bro,hars rg5 ...,- "-lu Jnat Ine
Sour $4,000 for th-i. -. ',,S 1.'Ae
a1rs1ra NJ fe,,rs.. 49,. ','--iii : 'on
DE demands 6r the g,le,-.,ss sven -, ~
the ErookIyr-H4 linz. ga l.- tlI'
N2 '-iiOii'" d.
All Oh clubs dronna7 l,s,... .,,. i'll.
-l's- the aCreemen IN 49,, - +5ni,
PAYERS. .Noepf Vyasbfr,..,.... ., '''0'i