The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-11-18

being Stuck he began to feel III.
the Bows. Nne o
He was in the Glover Pasture fo-.
time and he could not refrain from p.ra
Over and Kicking Up. He got a 10, , -
Clothes made at Tailor Shop and - 1ss
smell of Musk and wore a Pair q, -,
Gloves. Then he bought a Trot,ar -"
Piano-box Buggy with Cushion T,r.s
he was seen walking up aud down /, ~"o
or Millinery Stores. He wore thu. -,
Stripes on his Shirt, and he hsa -'''
colored Fedora Hat, such as a n... I've
tender wears on Sunday.
But he took an overdose OF the FE.,
Youth when he had his Hair and Uh,ss.N
dyed the color of India Ink. He v.r,.s'
Make all the Women I'm Town think y,
going on twenty-seven. When the ~.
gan TO wear of and the Crop had q, q,
died Appearance and was GRAY aropra -.
Roots he was a Fright, but he didn.t 49,
so.
His Children and the other Relative.
ried a little. but they did not Discuss y.
Matter of having Guardian appoln,sa =
til the old Gentleman became all snarl.s =
With a portly Amazon named Rls,.h,
Blanche had been very Careless win -
Husbands. and she could not tell us,.,'..
locking over her Books. where she had H..
all of them. Her name was a Houssh,,,
Word around the Divorce Courts. ana -.
moved every Month because she eoula -.
find a Neighborhood that was Refined
enough to suit her.
When she frightened the Lasso On -.
Churn Manufacturer and prepared 70 r,,.
him the Strong Arm one OF his Rela,,v,,
sent out a General Alarm. His Daugb,.-
and his two Sons, who were naming cha
dren after him and wondering how the r.
tate was to be divided. got the Famnv
Lawyer, and the whole Bunch tried IN Sn,,
Out the rejuvenated War Horse and N.
buxom Divorce. They told him that sb.
was an Adventures with a Record th,,
covered five Ut six States. and that an shs
wanted was his Roll. He said they must
be Mistaken, because Blanche had Ex.
planned everything and told him In so many
Words that he was the first Man she ever
Loved right down to the Ground. and n.
would be just the same to her il he didn't
have Sou Markee.
Blanche knew that they were irving "a
sidetrack the Wedding, so when he came 10
see her again she sat on his Lap and told
him he was free to Abandon her il ne
thought she was a Mercenary Girl. but ths
Minute he walked out of that Door then
nothing short of Prussic Acid would do for
her, for it was the First Time in her NE
she had known the Happiness Of coming
into the Life of a Good and Distinguished
Man. and If he cast her aside and treated
her as a Plaything--well. there would be a
piece in the Paper, that was all.
The Churnmaker might have known that
nobody but Sandow would cast aside a
Plaything weighing $50. but she had him
believing anything when she stroked the
Dye. 1t was a Fierce Line of Talk. but II
went with him. for ne had been sitting In
doors for thirty four Years. and what h.
cid not know about the Blanche Type
would have filled many Page She had
him Winging. While he was under the III
fiuence of Knockout Drops or something
else equally Potent she spirited him away
in Hack ard had him Married and sign
ing Checks before the Detectives could LO-
cate them.
AS soon as she had him Ropcd and
Thrown she had TO hurry away 10 visit
Invalid Cousin in Washington. The Sight
Drafts began TO cut scallops into his Bank
Account. and the Churn Manufactures
found himself Guessing. although he re-
ceived a Collect Telegram every Hour OF
the Day, full of Baby Talk, telling him how
she longed to see him again and TO meet all
Drafts and not believe anything he heard.
Then his Son got hold of him and began
to beat it into him that he had been Played
BY the time the Lawyer got Decree and
fixed Blanche with the Hush Money and all
the fees had been settled the Wallet Of the
Churn Manufacturer looked as IL ST had
been put through a Wringer. He let MS
Whiskers grow out Gray again. and when
ever he went out Walking they sent one
OF the Grandchildren along 10 take care
OF him.
Moral--he older the easier