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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-12
III.
2ucas Wl eper.

8aIb fab Der 5rembs mitten unter
ben 8ursn unb lieB Ii9 ben bampfenz
ben aaffe. uno bas friih sebratene
SlsiIt zines SGben 9lntilopenbpdes
i9medsn. S6ipeiseno faben ibm bic
Suren gu, Bis er bic RsIte bes Wables
Dor iit idOb. Damn purOe gum err
itenmale geIprpden; es mar Der tur3e
8efebl bss glltsn, Der bas Samilien>
baupt Su Isin I9isn, bic O6Ien einSuz
Ipannen. .gDir pollen nod beute
Ia6t gu Suuie iein," panbte sr ii6
Su Ieinem 9aIte. rWir beibe reiten
pordn, bic anoern folsen nit ben D1z
aen, unb @uer Pferb pirb ii9 uud Bis
beute glbsnb ausgerubt baben, nm sen
Srupp einSu6oIen."
Ulit pertpunoeter Heugier Iab Der
sFrembe, ipie bic frdftigsn MGnnsr nit
Silfe ppn trausbaurisen &afferntuehz
ten bic md6tigen Sbiere. bic ii4 oft
ftDrriI6 pebrten, in ldnsen SpppsIz
rciben Dor bic Dasen ipunnten, mas
in fpenigen Winuten trOb uGIer Dioers
Iebli9teit Der O6Ien esIdebsn mat.
Damn i9pangen iih bic 9uren auf
bic pfsrbs, bic 8nsdte ersriffen eie
langsn YsitI9en unb trotteten nsben
BEN S6Isn ber, unb untsr luutem Ssz
brill Der @eipanne, unter Peiti6engss
tnaGl, anfeuernben 3urufen uno Suns
ossstlGff Iebte iia Der 3ug nit G4Ssni
ben Dagena9Ien in 8epegung.
W2it bsm Suite 9riibenO perabi6ies
hete Iitb Der Sremoe BON ben 9eslettern
Der @agen, pGbrsnO er ielbit nit benz
5iibrer bes 3ugss in flottsm Srabe
pprdn ritt. Gr iii9lte iia pie elm dns
bercr MsnI6, nsugsitdrtt oura SpsiI'
uno Srant unb uuf friitem Rehe, Dor
aLlsm aber uuf iihsrsm Dege.
rSn ioldeu Dagen tredten iIrlers
@Gter upr ie9s8i9 Subrsn aus oem
Saplanbe," fa9te Der uIte Bur, inoem
er riidpGrts tpiss. rllnter IoI9en Bas
eenselten puroen mir gllten geboren
unb iuudien mir sroB. llniere Gtjtung
ipnrsn bic Wasen, unIers 9eimatb, bic
mir nit uns fiibrtsn. Qbsr iebt bdben
mir feiten 8oSen sefabt, isBt iteben
! unisrs Garmen auf tbeusr trtdulpftsm
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-12
Der Wl tie.

Die Spnne mar in iiseenber Pra9t
aufgegangen iiber Sranspaal. Ibsr
9ottor @altber 2llbre6t lag noh inns
mer i'm Bette unb idlief 10 feit, pis
Elm gsIunber iuuger Mann gu i9lufen
pflsgt, Der Elm paur Sage bon qnitrens
gungen binter iih bat. Ontsl Suns
gllbre6t bate i9on beim Morsentaffee
aebrummt unb iiber bas Wurmeltbier
9eIhplten, bus i'm btiben iiibafritanis
Iben. Sommer DinterI6laf bielt..
glber 2utas Wsber bate ibm g.tp.brt,
als er ben 2ansi4lGfsr ielbit rpeden
polIte. limb 10 mar Der Sntsl abges
ritt.n uno bate bem Heffen binttrlais
fen, tpenn er Ieines 8aters 8ruber
Iebsn ipoIls, mOse er gu ieinsr Surm
beriiberreiten, aber ii9 9l.ib auf cine
Strafrebe gefuBt MAIDEN.
Gnbli6 mar ubsr Der iunge Ir5t
bod aufgelpabt uno eri9redt in bic
9leiber osfabr.n. als er iub. lpie bod
bic Spnne idon ftdnb. Sn Der Stube
unten traF sr Niemanben; er unter>
nabm baber cine Gntb,dungsreiIe iiber
bic breite buntle 0isJs Bis CUR Slide,
bic binten in elmer Gds lag. BORT traf
er bic SAINT, tpie bic Suusfrau i'm
8urensebrau9 ssnanut ipirb. sic
bot ibm bic Sunb.
pile I6on binaus," iagte Tie babel.
gRsiu Mdun unD bic Sunaens, -
ale auf's sselb unb Bel ben Serbsn.
aber in Der Stube ftebt Der &affee auf
bem Diem, = unb bic 8ibel lisst auf
bem Slid"
Wlit Der Sano ipies lie in Der Rt4s
tuns, aus Der 9llbre9t getommen mar,
uno bieIer fplgte bem unpertennbarsn
Dinte. fpGbrenb hie pSant'" rubig in
Der Slide ipeiter bdrtirts. Der iunge
9eutids iebte iid an ben uneebedten
Slid uno lDTfelte ben &affee aus, in
ben groBe Stiide SdparSbrotes ges
i9nitteu paren. Damn langte er nsuz
gierig our Samilienbibel. 9luf ben
eriten Seiten mar bic Saus6rpuit
eingetrugen. 2utas MeDsr nit Dils
belmina, geborener 8riiser, ma6te ben
Qlnfang. Damn tamen feds SO6ne,
Der erite perbeiratbet unb anidfiig bel
9ameel 8Opie, Der stpeite Doctor iuris
in PRETORIA, bann bier lebige unb nun
bic Soatsr @liia, gsborsn 1880, alIo
18 Sabre alt, unb f9lisBlih Der
iiinaIts Sobn pistsr. au9 bic Patben
itanben babel; ba mar prGitbent Sriis
ger bel benz Stpstten Spbue einsetras
gen, Der 9eneraIcommanodnt Soubert
Bel bsm iiiugitsn, unb BEL Der SO6ter
Itaub als patbs singeihriebsn Suns
9llbre9t, bss iungsn glr3tss Obeim.
Walter 9llbredt tlappte bus Bud
su unb trut aus benz Suuie berdus;
Elm iunaer eslber Wolfshunb fubr ibm
auf bic 8eine los unb I9isn ni9t libel
2uIt gu bdben, BORT bic S9drfe Ieirer
3Gbne gu erproben. glbsr ala Doctor
g(l6redt Ii9 gu inn niebsrbeugis. Inn
ben sottigen Riiden Oes tleinen Sbus
ni6tguts gu itrei6sIn, bd par bic
SreunoIdaft I4nea geIdlofen unb
Der ipieIluitise Sunb iprans in ungss
i6idtsn, broIIisen Spriinsen an isis
nsm nsusn 96nnsr bod. Der aber
iubte nab einsm menI9li9en Deien.
I'm etipas iiber ben @srbleib Ietues
9feroes gu b0rsn. Gin i9mubiges
Safferntpeib fam auf ieinsn anrui
beran unb fiibrte i'm gu ben nsben oem
SauIe selssenen Stalluusen.
9ln elmer Ssffnuns in Der StulI'
tpanb unter bsm titf bsrniebsrbGrssn'
ben. pisIfu4 ssfIidten StrobSa4'
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Werfehlte Wirtund.

@erfebIte Birtung. u
(rsnommirenb): N. limb bsntsn sic
nur, meine 8ruut ipridt flint Spras
6en!" 9: rllm's Simmelspillen! ..
I6Gns 9lusiidtsn!"
bernes Setratbs &c.
fu9. @eIu6t cine 3utiinftigs nit
obsr pbne @erganssnbeit. Ri9t unter
500 Wlile. GrnIte Sfferten = 4bos
tuorapbie iiberfliiiIis : untsr rGapus
lier" an bic Expedition OieIes 8lattes.
-4us berSnitruttion ss
ftunbe. 2ieutenant (Sum Retrus
ten beim Geographic unterri9D:
so elm msnI9 min bas @atsrldnb
D.rtbeiOis.n, unb psiR ui4t siumaI
po eA lNaI! -, ,.,.A...
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-12

-gtteI. Wiutter: pSu fouf
bod nit bem Sunbs berunterseben,
lpu5u bauIt 0u ibn jsBt fO2" - SObn;
.9l6, id tonnte ben MaultOrb ni5t
qlei6 finben unb bd bub' i'd Sultan
papas 8artbinbe umsebunben unb
nun min er ni4t BON unisrm erubea
Spisgsl lpss!' -
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-05-02

Furnished Special Attendants by the Penn
sylvanaa ysscm.


The bureau OF attendants for trans
Atlantic travellers established in Jer-
sew CITY and New York City twenty
wears ago by the Pennsylvania Sys-
tenn has proven a great convenience
10 persons making European trips
aud TO tourists arriving IN America
at that port. It will be particularly
convenient for visitors to the Paris
Exposition because the departure
docks OF most OF the Atlantic steam
ship lines are convenient to the new
jersey City passenger station of the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company.
The bureau consists of experienced
agents whose duties are to meet pas
sengers arriving in Jersey City and
New York over the Pennsylvania
lines aud assist them in arranging
for trans Atlantic trips via any of
the steamship lines by conducting
them to steamships aud aiding in the
preparations for trip abroad.
These agents will provide cabs OPP
Grated by the Pennsylvania system
and aid passengers with their bag
gage. They are fully posted on mat
tiers pertaining to steamships leaving
New York. and arrangements can be
made through them for procuring
steamship tickets in advance.
They also meet incoming steam
ships to aid travellers in shaping de-
tails for continuing journeys from
New York over the Pennsylvania
Lines by furnishing tickets, arrang-
ing for the transfer of baggage from
steamship docks after it has been
passed by customs inspectors, and
having the same checked through to
destination. They will reserve sleep
ing car accommodations and relieve
persons of the foregoing details, max
ing themselves useful as attendants
and guides free of charge.
Further information on the subject
may be obtained by addressing the
nearest PENNSYLVANIA Lines Ticket
Agent. or w w Richardson, Dis
trict Passenger Agent, Indianapolis,
Ind
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DECIDE YOURSELF.
The Opportunity is Here. Backed by
Richmond Testimony.

Don't take our word for il.
Don 'tdepend on stranger 5 state
ment.
Read Richmond Endorsement
Read the statements of Richmond
cisizens
And decide for yourself.
Here Is a case of 1t.
Mr.. Martin Bulach, tailor, 1o1 west
second street, says:
Il was subject TO aching pains
through my loins and in my kidneys
with tendency of the muscles to
tire quickly. The kidney secre-
tions were frequent, scanty
ard annoying. was ad-
vised to try Doan Kidney Pills
and got box at A. q. Luken S drug
store. / took but "a few doses when
| felt their beneficial effects and in a
short time my back felt all right, |
can recommend Doan 5 Kidney Pills
very highly toany one suffering from
their kidneys.
Doan Kidney Pills for sale By all
druggists, price 90 cents per box.
Doan 5 Ointment Is specific for
all itching skin diseases, Piles,
Eczema. Chilblains, Chatting and ir-
ritation and all itchiness of the skin.
Gives instant relief We mail free
sample box on application. Address
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, \. Y.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-05-02

RC1C . 90 80 a. AZ . - AoA AOAC.
THE question at ISSUE Charlie:
/ Shaefer said quietly. lis between thi.
and that"
This was a man. native blach
, South African runner. He lay fat or
his back in the little valley. his unsee
Ing eyes wide open. motionless save
for an occasional twitching of the mus
Giles. his life blood trickling through
the hastily applied bandage which con-
cealed the bullet wound in the head
The man was silent, except when his
parehed lips moved in the inarticulate
mutter of delirium.
Charles Shaefer, Reuters special
correspondent in the Transvaal. did not
allow his eyes To linger long upon the
piteous black figure His gaze revert
ed to that" a small package of pa
pers, evidently of great importance.
carefully wrapped in a waterproof COW
erfng which he had drawn from his
breast pocket
Now that we are reduced to two
horses only" he went on. his eyes
shifting for moment TO the carcass of
third horse which lay dead some 20
yards off, land seeing that we are in
the enemy's country, probably "A hours
ride from the nearest well of water
and that this niger is dead weight
on our hands
You surely don't dream of abandon
Ing the poor devily' Tom Barker broke
in.
Shaefer glanced uneasily at his com
panion. Barker was a puzzle to him,
a poor man of distinguished literary
ability, young, but already success as
journalist. yet occasionally betraying
vein of sentimentaiity altogether out
of place in connection with his friend
of Teutonic origin. Shaefer had had
inconvenient experience of this too
English popularity more than once
during the three months enforced i'm
prisonment in Ladysmith, from which
they had just escaped with the invalu-
able help of the negro runner.
You wouldn't leave him here to
die:" the Engiishman persisted.
Shaeter rubbed his chin thoughtfuIly
Hes sure to die soon In any case
Il don't think SO. Ii we can get him
on my horse and carry him bit out of
this
He cannot walk, and these two horses
are already tired out, and we cannot
possibly do it.
Besides, the horses are my proper
ty." continued the German. Il had to
pay big price for them in Ladysmith,
and we've already lost one in our re-
cent encounter with the Boer outposts
must get my dispatches In at the
nearest telegraph station- It's 40 miles
,n yet. and | suppose you want to get
Tours in. too. for the London t.
eckon on selling these beasts when we
,et safely over the Tugela river. and !
ont proIAaso l4asa 8 sn1s <,ns Drnsnu. ana I
he Germans eyes cleaned angrily. his |
dice thick with passion.
whats the life of a niger runner
yorth!" he growled.
Hes man. anyway" Tom Barker
etorted- Suppose l refuse to leave
he fellow?"
''Then"-and now Shaefsr became
cool shall again be fore
ID TO remind you that your horse is my
go. and the horse you ride
.oes with me. You can come or not, as
-ou please"
Barker turned pale. THAT is the
hoice you offer me? Then l say you
re BLACKBOARD"
and | saw" indifferentlv that Won
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m SICK OF y. ustn'ts.'' said Dorothy D..
Sick of s'musth,ts,, as can ha
from carry MON till the close of day
t near mustn't and never a may
IS 1oa mustn't lie there like a sleepy head
mo fou mustn't sit up when it's time for bed -
You masth cry when comb your c,Irls."
You n'usth Play with those noisy girls"
lou hnusih % silent when spoken to-
GU hlosth cisatter parrots do
You mustn't be merit and xon mustn't he
proud.
'sYou mustn't gis-pIe or lansb atoud.,,
. iou fnasth 'anpie your nice clean dress"
'You mustn't nosi in nfaca of vas"
So all day ieng tue rups.n.+s GO
Till dream at nissht ri an endless rovr
" goblin n3istn IS with great big eyes
mat stare al me N shocked surprise.
Oh. hope shall live "a 500 the ssav
When some one viii say n me s.rsr ,r,, ,,.y.,,
For I'm sick of s.n7,,strstS,, sid raratbv n
Sick of mustn't as can ra
Rochester Post-Express4
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-05-02

Nasal Catarrah quickly yields to
treatment Dy Ely 5 Cream Balm.
which Is agreeablE aromatic It is
received through the nos rils, cleans
es and heals the Whole surface over
which it diffuses itself. 4 remedy
for Nasal Catarrh which Is drying or
exciting to the diseased membrane
should not De used Cream Balm is
recognized a. specific Price 80
cents at druggists or by mail 4 cold
in the head Immediately disappears
when Cream Balm IS used. Ely
Brothers, 56 Warren street, New
York.
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Hause Naf uame

Wine. aged ). bounded into the
mouse one day. exclaimfng as he hung
his nat en the hall rack. This my
nome. Ni~iror said: The house next
door Is Jisf Ike this. Willie: suppose
you Went 5sAr here and hung your hat
UP IN the ball. that would be your
nome as lnucn as this. wouldn't IL
NO. ma am. said the little fellow
ny noe.~ asked the visitor. cause
my mother doesn't live there was the
reply.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-05-02

If not, drink Grain-O-made from
pure grains. A lady writes: 1.-The
first time made Grain-O | did not
like it but after using it for ole week
nothing would induce me to go back
to coffee. . 1t nourishes and feeds
the system. The children can drink
1t freely with great benefit. 1t is the
strengthening substance OF pure
grains. Get package today from
your grocer. follow the directions in
making it aud you will have deli
cious and healthful table beverage
for old and young. 15c and 25c.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-05-02

L II { OouSdlloAS
and consequences
of marriage are a
lasting happiness
To a woman SUI
feriug from irreg-
ularity or other
ailments of the
sex. marriage may
prove a nockey
and motherhood
a misery. Where
such irregularIty
exists DR.. Pierce's
Favorte Prescup
ton can be used
with the assurance
that health will
speedily be re-
stored It Is the
most reliable med
icine known to
medical science
for the cure of
diseases which af-
feet the delicate
wonanly organs
'cF yorite Pre-
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-05-02
Shake Into Your Shoes

Allen s Foot Ease, a powder. II
cures painful, smarting, swollen feet
and ingrowing nails, and instantly
taI<s-s ttsc, sting out of cOrns and bur
ions Is : the greatest comfort dis
covery of the age Allen s Foot
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easy. 1t is a certain cure for sweat
ing, eallous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try it today. Sold by all
druggists and stores BY mail for
Zoe. IN stamps. Trial PACKAGE FREE
Address, Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy,
n. Y.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-05-02
RENE ' For Nervous Exhaustion.

Are you weakened and exhausted
by overwork. worry or diseasez The
Mystic Life Remover will quickly re-
new your strength and vitality It
is the greatest nerve builder known.
It IS marvellous vitalizer and
strengthened. 1t quickly and certain
u cures loss Of appetite, indigestion,
nervous weakness, palpitation OF the
heart and failing health 1t is in
deed a wonderful Life Remover and
Life Strengthened. Sold by A. @.
Luken il Co, druggists, Richmond.
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r. at Indianapolis Excursions via
Pennsylvania Lines.

May 18th, 18th and 10th low rate
round trip on-transferable excur-
sion tickets will be sold via Pennsyl-
vania lines to Indianapolis for g. A.
Il. Department of Indiana State En-
campment; return coupons good
leaving Indianapolis not later than
Saturday, May 10th.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-05-02
St. Louis, Mo, Excursions via Pennsylva.


The General Assembly of the Pres
byterian church will be in conference
May 18th to 3lst at ST. Louis, Mo. :,
and excursion tickets at low rates
will be sold via Pennsylvania lines on
the following dates: May 18th, 10th,
21st and 22d; valid returning not la
ter than June LIST.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-05-02
AN OUTING AT THE OCEAN
Seashore Excursion via Pennsylvani
Lines Will Be Run August 9th,


The annual low rate exclusion to
the seashore will be run via Penn
sylvania Lines Thursday, August
9th. On that date reduced fare tick
cts will be sold to Atlantic City, Cape
May, Anglesea, Avalon, Holly Beach,
Ocean City, Sea Isle City, Wildwood,
New Jersey, Rehoboth, Del, and
Ocean City, Md. The round trip from
Richmond will be $l4 to either of the
ten resorts mentioned, which consti-
tute the most popular summer Ravens
alcng the Atlantic coast.
No more enjoyable vacation outing
can be planned than visit to the
seashore in midsummer. Arrange
ments may be made for participating
in the pleasures offered by this ex-
cursion by communicating with e.
w. Elmer, ticket agent, Richmond.
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Wfthdr0 wn.
Where

acre Is your big gum" asked the
powdered knafrun who had come Iate Il.
the mifitak hall
He weit axay Htrla while aro in n
disappearik carrta-.- exnlained the
master of 4aerpmori4 Tribune
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1900-05-02

and is also free from opium cocaine and
other narcotics.
AT an early stage of marri.d life. : writes Mrs
Flora Arm Of Dallas. Jackson Co. No. II was
greatly bothered with painful periods also 4
SSrrmhieSozne drain which rendered me very weak
and unit for work of any kind became SO
thin there was nothing LEFT of me but SKIN ana
hone Nv husband Became alarmed and Eo<
me bottle of Favorite Prescription AFTER
he saw the wonderful effects Of that one he got
me two more and after I used those up there
wzs no more pain. and I began to gain IA nesn
very rapidly. I owe all praise to Dr. Pierce ana
his wonderful curative mediGncSs
DR.. Pierce.s Medical Adviser sent free
on receipt of stamps to pay cost of mall
ing only. Send Al one-ceut stamps foT
book in paper eovers. o. 81 stampe IN
eloeh = b. r y. pisea, Buffalo, y. =.
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YOUTHS DEPARTMENT.
rhe Dreadful Thing Peri Did-Nine
Conundr um>-Dorothy-s
Mustnsss

I The minute the boys got home Aunt
lIillicent knew something had happen
III. but of course She didn't dream Peri
innocent eyed. gentle Peri-had been
HpinS dreadful thing. She saw FLYNN
Embarrassing without once stopping 10
Ipt Peri. aud she was sure she didn't
lar the elink of the sugar bowl cover
bat meant Early was getting Peri his
Ilward of merit-suear pIums. Neither
II the boys petted the dainty little
Ibrse.
r-Nhat in the world said auntie.
lhen they came into the house. and
lie saw how sorrowful EarIy's face
lps and how stern F1ynn-s was.
l1NhaI in the worId.'
HAunt Milly.' began Early slowly,
feri's been doing a dreadful thinyr'
IA dreadful thing" echoed Flynn
IImaIly
IfHas he run over anybody" cried
, int Miliieent anxfously. Tell me
fck. boys"
tt No'm-oh. nom: that isn't it. But
suess its worse. He's pickpocketed"
Yes III. peri's piekpocketed-'
Hon"
Auntie couldn't any way help little
1ae Of relief. 1t would have been so
aIfadful if Peri had run over some
Ivy. And this other dreadful thing
n. she would see. She folded her
DDS and waited
Ton tell. Early
N, x-aYYs,a.. 81.
ukou've had the most multiplication
lies. anyway"
wegell. then. I'll tell You see. auntie.
smisere going past Mr.. SMILES black
m taery an Peri limped. SO we went
Z, see bout it
.mn~ly's voice was shocked and sol
.,ocI as he went on. An Mr.. Smiles
hind.tbook was sticking out of his be-
it pocket an IN Peri pickpocketed
aunt hats the dreadful thing Peri did.
-Da."
cent -eadful. nlurmured Aunt MILL
.sAe
we G We're so 'shamed. but of course
Periad 10 tell Mr. Smile. You see.
it Just reached down his nose an did
s'p 81 as easy. Auntie DIDO YOU
pod he's been 'customed 10 pick
n ting things? DO you s'pose it's
Rom blood. same as we heard Uncle
ON say lying was in Patsy
ahe's?-'
intyi auntie. say you don't s'pose"'
- (sed Flynn eagerly.
pro, III, | don't s'pose'' said auntie
bi I'll Does Peri seem sorry
it's nj yes'm. he's sorry but I'm 'fraid
youof sugar: we didn't give him any.
aysHow. We had TO punish him.
him afm. we had to, an we didn't pat
"P)fingle once: we igernored him.
"Ieh4 little Peril cried auntie
brina4 go out and see him. Early,
he llfso sugar plums. You see. boys,
hasn' ah't any conscience voice. Peri
pock ltand how can he tell that pick
dreadful thing? He
it oufot it was fun. He'd have taken
newsiqs quickly if it had been an old
pock hber in Mr.. SMILES behind
u eY"
.: b. Aunt Millyr
IIe E now" said Flynn thoughtful
tee IN that's just the difference be-
II lOpony horses an little boys Roys
lid Come on. Get three Jumps.
esaJ1xefss hurry Hnres AnSvA llink.ssr--
=, II. :, nell in PRIMARY
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RECIPE FOR A HAPPY DAY.

A heart full Of tsank.alness,
A thiusbIeful II care
A souI o. simple hopefeIness,
An early morning prayer.
A smile 10 greet the morning with,
kind word as a key
To open the door and greet the day
ahsteseF il bring to thee.
A patient trust in Providence
To sxeeten all the Nay
AL these. combined with thoughffainess,
v i'll make happy day.
Exchange
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SwjndleA

Theatrical Manager-I.m not going
to pay you for my theater.
Contractor-Why not:
Theatrical Manager Because you
contracted to build a theater to hole
$500 people. and ii hasn't held 500
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Nine Conund drum . /,
Because

u~y do you go to bed? Because
zen is a ship like book? When
II Is ward bound.
.. N has an ocean voyage no ter
rofs physicians? Because they are
accusfe1aed to see sickness.
=. els popular novel like au-
tuhln .ercause its leaves are quickly
turned / always read (red1.
.. WHY should a thirsty man always
carry watch? Because there is
spring Inside of it.
.. Who are the most exacting of all
iandiordis Why. the children. because
they never fail to make their father
and mother parents.
{. Nh7- Is ir that no one wishes to
nave. ye; when he has it. he would be
very sofrl. to lose? bald head.
3 Whta conundrums are always at
homer Chose that are never found
out lV
D. WI bansect does tail feather rep
resent: A daddy long legs
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FdcInQ the Future.

There comes a time to most women
when they must face the future of wife
hood and motherhood. What that future
has in store for them depends largely
upon themselves. To a healthy woman
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Equal Division.

Jonnnhs sow would yan divide u
apples among II bsysg
INTO sppie sauce. df!-
~A
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Excursions to chicago via Penasyl ANA
Lines.

For the Methodist Episcopal
church general conference during the
month of May low rate non-trans-
ferable round trip tickets will be sold
to Chicago on May lst, I'd, eth, 14th
and list; valid for return trip leaving
Chicago not Later than June 1st.