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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

al m{o... ~ gracias.
Sc conflesa un baturro.
-iQuien es Dios?
Ell bendito San Rogue.
-iLo has acertado!
-<Pus miust6,, 10 he dicho sin
pensarlo.
-;Ay, don Pablo! iEn que item
pos vivimos!. dQuerr& usted creer
que mi nieto me dijo aver que 20 era
una bruja?
MAZDA tiene de particular-con'
tesla don Pablo-en las familias
bien avenidas no hay secretos.
El doctor r.. dice 4 uno de
sus amigos:
No tendras mas remedio que
enviar los padrinos 1Z....
-lPor que?
-Porque to ha, insultado gra'
vemente.
IA mi? lCuando? Como?
Me ha tratado en- pdblico de
veterinario. A mi no me importa;
pero a tt ST, porque eres mi Glen
Una sef1ora que da los pobres
la ropa vieja de su hijo, dice q este
que esta andando gatas por el sue
10.
-lQue haces, hijo m1o!
--Estoy estropeando 2antalones
para los pobres.
u II
I'm ell ClrcO ecueStre:
-iQue fuerza tiene este hon.
bre! Levanta Glen quintales de pe-
SO como 81 fuera una paja.
i Bah! este no es NADIA. Aquf
donde usted me We, yo con una ma
no levanto ell mundo.
-lEs V. ell Padre Eterno?
No senior, soy mozo de cor,
Doctor cora V. que mi mujer
Sc muere,
--D1gale V. que SO aguarde un
POGO, que hasta las seis no podr6 ir
a verla.
Entire amigos:
Una sef1ora Sc presenta en- ca.
sa de otra q pedir informes de una
criada
Despues de 10 corriente en- estos
casos, le pregunta:
Olga usted, des discreta?
-iComo la tumba! Els capaz de
de romper q usted toda la vajilla y
no decirle una palabra!
Un sastre Sc presenta s uno de
sus parroquianos que no tiene una
peseta, y le dice con malos modos:
iNecesito dinero!
-lNo 10 tengo!
mo 10 tiene ustede Pues va
me las compondre yo de modo que
10 encuentre.
-;Crea usted, amigo m{o, que
no deseo otra cosa!
Sc habla del fin del mundo, y
dice Gede6n:
lilo que me aterra es Ia situa
cion de las Companies de Seguros,
despu6s de la cat&strofe!
Un captain espa11ol, del bata-
lion de- C4diz, arengaba 4 sus SOL
dados, siempre que entraba en- fue-
go de la siguiente manera:
-Muchachos, las balas Sc reci,
ben con algeria, cual 81 fueran car
tas de Ia familia. iAdelante!
Un dfa, en- recio combate,- una
bala Sc aloj6 en- el pecho del valien.
to capitan, haciendolo rodar por tie
ira
AL verlo caer uno de los solda-
dos que Sc hallaba Immediate 4 81, le
dijo prestamente:
Mi capitAn, iel cartero!
Gede6n, que es hombre previ-
sor, dijo & su mujer 81 dia seflalado
para ell fin del mundo:
-Si no vuelvo 4 casa 4 la hora
de conner, sera seilal de que habra
ocurrido Ia terrible catastrofe.
Ell hijo de un maestro de mdsi-
ca llora y grita como un condena-
Ell padre se impacienta, y la
madre, que toma Ia defensa del Chi
co, exclama:
iPobrecillo! Dajale gritar!
Bueno~contesta Ell mdsico
pero que al menos grite sin desaf-
mar.
u 4
En- un restaurant:
-iCamarero: ,.....
-iSenorito! -.
-Dfgale usted al amo que ii ma.
mana vuetvo & encontrar el pescado
tan malo como el que me acaban de
servir, este ssr& el tltimo dia que
vengo este establecimionto.
\ t#
y
Todo 10 que 90 quiere So puede,
cuando se sab0 que no se Quiere sino
10 que So debe.
Tsnta discretion 10 1ecesita pa.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08
SOCIEDAD ANONlMA
1T lIUZEIECTRICA"

Esta compana ampiando Ell alumbdo dnamos dema
poder umpmentoa los muchos pedidos de1uz
e solicado, antiques nuevos cllentes
vapo .Arkadas pare de los apaos
naacon dent
de muy tempo -
Sc popone tamben PLANCHAS PARA PLAN
ROPA IMPRENTAS,
DE ndustras que puede apicar elect
cidad noiz.
Las nsaones prevo peupuest solo seri cobrado
del material
LA ooRBIENTE QUE UsA EsTA EMPRESA, ES
"CONTINUA DE ITO VOLTS"
por pego nnguna empleo
suceds cuando emplsan
"coRR1ENTES ALTERNATIVES"
Y De "ALTA TENSION
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

La artillerfa boxer ha reanu
dado ell bombardeo do Tien-Tsin.
Los europeos estan en- una situaci6n
difcilfsima, temen la falta dc NUM-
clones.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

Anoche fueron detenidos en-
la Gale de San Jose los individuos
Agustin Canales y Nicolas Carreras,
como autores de unas lesiones que
le fueron inferidas Jose Cruz. Di'
chos individuos SO hallan bajo la
acci6n del Juzgado de San Francis
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08
AVISO

Ell vapor <Tomas Brook, sal
dra el dia 10 del eorriente a las 8 de
la tarde directamente para Santiago
de Cuba. Sc admiten pasajeros.
Buenas y espaciosas camaras. Para
mas pormenores djrijirse abordo.
s-2-1
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

Las honras f1nebres por ell
eterno descanso del alma de dona
Paula Reugel viuda de Palma, que
anunciabamos aver, Sc efectuar2n
maf1ana lunes en- la iglesia San 10.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

En- Pekin han sido asesinados
seis mil chinos por sus creencias
cat6licas
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

Aver fueron asistido en- ell
cuarto de socorros Miguel Garcia de
una herida casual y Andres Colon de
una herida contusa en- Ia region su-
perciliar del ladO derechO
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

Hoy Sc ha ordenado por Ell
alcalde la remission por ruta de los
siguientes individuos: para Bayam6n
q Ulpiano Baiz; y Esteban Rosario
para Arecibo q Manuel Torres Mer'
cado; y para 'Cayey Evaristo Cum
ho
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08
4Viso.

La Compa1ia "San Juan and
Rio Piedras Railevay" proponien
dose instalar ell Alumbrado Electricc
en- esta Capital y Santurce ruega q
todas aquellas personas que deseen
utilizar dicho alumbrado, Sc sirvan
indicar a esta compaf1ia ell ndmero
de lnces que cada cual necesita, q
cuyo efecto Sc serviran llenar ell ia
Ion que fgura al pie. Di.ho talon
sera repartido q domicilio y recogi
do por un Empleado de esta Empre
Sa
La Compar1ia espera poder
empezar a suminitrar ell alumbrado
a fines de Agosto
San Juan Rio Piedras
Railway.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08
Sc la ha ne6idO al

Sc le ha pedido al Fiscal del
Tribunal de- Distrito de Mayaguez
Sc sirva manifestar la oficina del
Fiscal General ell dia que esta se1a'
lado para la celebration del juicio
oral en- ell proceso seguido don
A don Jose Garcia Salinas,
Juez municipal de Arroyo Sc le ma
nitiesta que ell Ayuntamiento de Pa
tillas debe satisfacer los gastos de
viaje de ida y vuelta de ely su escri'
biente con motive del proceso que
fuerOn a instruir contra don AveH.
no Hernandez Bracero; y Que en-
cuanto q las dietas que rec]ama Sc
gestionara 10 necesario para que
sean abonadas.
DR.. Manuel Guzman Rodriguez
Certifica:
Que ha usado con magn1ticos re-
sultados el Vino de Stearns de Acct.
to de H1gado de Bacalao con Pepto-
nato dc Hero, en- todas las enfer-
medades consuntivas, en la conva-
lescencia de los processes febriles
graves, en- el paludismo cr6nico, y
en- todos aquellos padecimientos que
requieren el uso del Aceite de Hfga.
do de Bacalao y el Hero. Els uno
de los mejores preparados en- el ira
tamiento de la Tfsis, Bronquitis,
Anemia, Debilidad general, Escro'
fula y Raquitismo.
DIR. GUZMAN RODRIGUEZ,
Arasco, Pto. Rico, 10 de Mario
de 1894.
Por amenazas y atentado a la
policia fueron detenidos aver los in
dividuos Julian Catala y Martin
Cruz, quedando a disposition de los
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

Los reinos de Holanda y Espa-
ia han firmado las ratifcaci0nes de
la convenci6n de paz aprotada en-
La Haya ell ano anterior.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

Dfcese por ahf, que ell Ayunta
miento de esta capital abriga ell pro
p6sito de asegurar por una gruesa
cantidad el teatro de esta capital.
No estarfa de mas este recurso, da
do ell NAL estado del servicio de bonn
bas de incendio, que en- la noche del
siniestro en- Ia "Model School, nos
prob0 su inutilidad.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

Parece que Sc duda que sean
su1cientes los 10000 so1dados que
hay aliados, para poner en- salvo los
extranjeros que Sc hallan amenaza-
dos en- Pekin Sc cree que nj $780, 900
serian suficientes para el obieto
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

Nos hacen e1ogios de los exa
menes generates de las escuelas de
Hatillo, odistinguiendose particular
mente las dirigidas por la Srta Jose
ia Ruiz y Manuel LacOmba
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1900-07-08

Els rumor pdblico en- Puerta de
TERRA de que en- dicho barrio existe
un case de muermo en- un individuo
de Ia segunda Inca. Trasladamos
& quien corresponds para que inves
tigue 81 es cierto- este .rumor y pom
ga salvo la salud .p1blica.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

An Engl1shman OF the Wesleyan
Methodist church launched in
1898 a scheme to raise ga million
guineas from a million Metho-
dists." This was to be done in
celebration Of the opening of the
twentieth century, and the money
was to be devoted to the erection
and enlargement of churches, to
the establishment Of schools and
missions in towns and villages, and
to the encouragement Of home and
foreign missions. The scheme at
first was not favorable received,
but recently it has sprung into
general favor.
Different churches in England,
the United States, and Canada
have arranged to raise in the ag-
gregate over $41,O00,OOO by the
first of January, 1901. The West
leyan Methodists of Great Britain
propose to raise $5,25O,OOO; the
Irish Methodists, $4,000; the
English Congregationalists So, 673,-
900; the United Free Methodist
church of England, the same
amount; the Methodist church of
Canada, $1,O0O,0O0. The Metho-
dist Episcopal church Of the
United States goes beyond all
other churches and proposes a
thank offering of $20,OOO,OOO.
One-half of this is to be given for
the benefit Of universities, theolo-
gical seminaries, and other schools,
and the other half for hospitals,
orphanages, homes for the aged
and other charitable institutions
of the church, and for the pay
ment Of debts on various church
properties. It is reported that
already more than $5,OOO,OOO has
been secured toward this fund.
The Methodist Episcopal church
South will raise fund of 81, 5OO,-
600 to strengthen its schools and
colleges, and to encourage other
enterprises Of the church. Over
half of this amount has been sub
scribed, The African Methodist
Episcopal church is raising a fund
Of 100000, Of which 100000 is to
60 to missions, 100000 to church
extension, 100000 to colleges
and universities, and 100000 to
theological seminaries.
The Bunker church, small as it
is, is raising a twentieth century
fund Of 100000; the Canadian
Presbyterians are raising one Of
ST, 000,OOO, and the Cumberland
Presbyterians one Of 100000
1t is believed that before the close
Of Ire year, 1900, the twentieth
century thank offerings of the
several churches in the United
States, Canada, and Great Britain
will exceed the original estimates,
and amount to $50,000,O0O.-Se-
lected.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Do the people of this state wish
repetition Of Montana politics?
If SO, then let Mr.. Levi Ankeny
continue at the head Of their poll
tical affairs. It is already sung
about the streets that whenever
Mr.. Ankeny wants a delegation
from King county all he has to do
is to send money over and buy up
the primaries. 1t is quite cur
rently reported by men, who claim
to know whereof they speak, that
since Levi Ankeny first entered
the politics of this state as a can
didate for United States senate he
has spent not less than $15O,OOO
corrupting voters-all the same as
W. A. Clark, of Montana, buying
his way to the United States SEN
ate Clark has been refused his
seat in the senate on a charge of
corrupting the voters with filthy
lucre and the Pie-maker is Of the
opinion that should Mr.. Ankney
ever succeed in being elected to
the United States senate from
Washington, the same fate would
overtake him.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Striking it rich" has been taken
up by the denizens of the Islands
OF the Sea. Some prospector with
a hole in the ground over in Ma
Mia, which he hopes to sell at a
fabulous price to some tenderfoot,
has just sent word over to Amer
lea that he has Struck it RICH" in
a gold mine proposition. They
will strike it rich providing some
fellow will buy from them.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Vice presidential candidates,
prospective, are pouring in thick
and fast just now. Neither of the
two great political parties of this
country seems to have decided
upon a running mate for the al
ready selected presidential candi-
dates. A man for vice-president
who can lend a voting hand to the
president Is the kind that both are
looking for.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

John r. Mclean is now out
denying that he fathered Dewey's
presidential boom, which was
launched a few days ago. That's
like the saloon man who kicked
the drunken man out of his sa-
loon, telling him that he did not
get his boose there. Mclean de-
MES it because it did not prove to
be a winner.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Let us suggest to you, our
purity friends" that it is danger
GUS to scatter the lude women all
over the city. Mayor Ronald tried
that and the citizens got awfully
sick of it before it had been in
operation many months.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Mayor John Nickius wants to
go to Yokohoma as y. s. consul
and, to that end, he is said to be
now in Washington pulling the
strings. John is lucky dog and
the Tacoma politicians had better
keep their eyes on him.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Louisiana went Democratic by
such a large majority that they
have stopped counting the votes.
That's the way to tell a lie when
you start into telling one, tell such
a one that it will be impossible to
discount 1t.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

DR.. Burdett says he is going to
elect Tom Humes governor, make
George Piper mayor of Seattle in
Humes' stead and defeat Van de
Vanter for sheriff and that is all of
the political glory that he will
want for one year. The doctor is
modest, to say the least.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Grover Cleveland's letter of
warning to the Democratic party
did not fail to leave the impress
sion with the public that William
Jennings Bryan is political trim
mer and Cheap John chronic Office
seeker.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

We surmise that Governor
Rogers learned to love Mr.. Bryan
while he was with him because he
felt that Organism would give him
four more years of governorship
of the state of Washington. We
can learn to love most any old
body or thing that will help our
plans along.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

An exchange thinks that Editor
Carney is enterprising because he
got married. 1t does, we must adj
NIT, take considerable enterprise
for some men to get wife, but we
hardly believe that was true Of
Brer Carney. His admirers were
said to be legion.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Lord Roberts had better becare-
full or he will get himself caught
in the net that he has spread to
catch the Beers. He that diggeth
a ditch for his neighbor will him
self fall therein.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Who ever heard Of impeaching
a mans character by the testimony
of policeman. Policemen seem
to tell the truth only by accident.
or when they do not have time to
make up good sounding lie to
tell.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

The usual crop of strikes during
presidential year for political pur-
poses are rather above the average
this year, but McKinleyism seems
to be able to more than overcome
all such political clap traps, though
engineered by a Bryan and a
Debs.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Why do not some of the Demo-
cratic anti-expansion howlers rise
up in the defense Of the oppressed
condition of three-fourths Of the
voting population Of the South
that dare not own they have a
spark Of American manhood in
their bones.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Any man in this day and gener-
alton who will sit supinely down
and expect the Office to seek the
man, instead Of the man seeking
the Office, can be safely put down
as non cop2pos mentis. Things
that are not good enough to rustic
for are not good enough to have.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

The Idaho Prohibitionists after
all have finally hit upon the right
way to get into Office and it is
none other than a woman Way
nominated for governor.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Jim Ham does not want to 90
back to congress, but the vice
presidential bee is constantly
buzzing at his bonnet. There is
one thing that Lewis never fails to
do and that is to look out for
Lewis, which is about the proper
thing for any one to do.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Now that Mayor Humes has an
nounced his candidacy for another
Office the hold-ups about the city
are getting more bold in their
operation, evidently reasoning to
themselves that the mayor will not
interfere with de gang now as he
wants another Office and needs
itc holm
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20
A New Is Section

Wide vestibuled Tourist Sleeping
Car, with all up-to-date conven-
fences, is a part Of the Northern
Pacific's new North Coast Limited,
which makes its first trip April 20.
Procure a North Coast Limited
leafet.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Tacoma is one town on the
Sound that is very slow in getting
in the prosperity wagon, thinks the
Sidney Independent. You are I'M
kind, brother, Tacoma is all right
in her way, only its a very slow
way. Give her a chance and, she
will get there, some sweet day.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

General Otis is now homeward
bound. He has fought a good
fight, finished the war, practically
speaking, and is deserving a good
long rest.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Big Bill Morris has downed the
police force with the prosecuting
attorneys Office thrown in for good
measure.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Webster Davis Boer sensation
soon lost it's SAVIOR.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

HE SEATTLE REPUBLICAN 81
TX months.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Entered at the Postofice at Seattle as Second
Class Mail Matter.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

vertising rates Furnished upon application
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-04-20

Money spent here buys nothing
but pure food. Tobacco in no form
handled here.
Evening star., 1900-12-10
TWENTY WERE INJURED.
List OF Casualties in Railway Acct
dent in philadelphia,

dent in Philadelphia
Following is a list of the injured in the
accident the Philadelphia, Wilmington
| and Baltimore railroad at Gray's Ferry sta
| ton. West Philadelphia, Saturday after
noon:
Richard Barnes. brakeman Of express
| train. fingers crushed.
| Mrs. G. w. Blackwell of St. Louis, leg
, broken.
Miss H. B. Bower of Wilmington, Del.
seriously hurt.
Miss Margaret Burke Of Upland. Pa. cut
about face and body.
| Miss Emma Dougherty of Chester. Pa
both legs broken.
| Miss Louisa Culin Of Philadelphia, scalp
| wounds
Anna Dougherty Of Chester, scalp wounds.
| David w. Glass of Baltimore, leg crushed
| arms and ribs broken.
| F. s. Holloway, Hotel ST. Dennis. of New
York, slightly hurt.
! j. Jackson of Wilmington, seriously III
jured.
Ella Little Of Chester. probably fatally
! hurt.
Miss Aimee McDaniels of Upland, Pa,
| face and body cut.
| J: Mahaney Of Chester, slightly hurt.
Mrs. X. NJ. A. Maloney of Chester, seri-
ously injured about the body.
| Mrs. Mary Mitchell of Colwyn, Pa, gen.
| eral decorations.
William c. Papp Of Wilmington. lacera-
| tions.
Clarence Pullen Of New York badly
| bruised.
| Kate Raefield Of Chester, head Iacerated
Henry Matthews of Philadelphia, Internal
| ly injured.
| Mabel Smith Of Wilmington, head and
body cut.
! An empty box car jumped the track and
| damaged several of the passenger coaches
| on the express train which had left WASH
inston at IL am. for New York. The ex-
| press train was made up Of three pullman
cars, dining car and six day coaches. The
| latter were filled with residents of Chaster
! Pa.
| by broken glass. but We're not taken to hos
| pitals. The Pullman cars contained WASH
| 1ngton and Baltimore passengers almost ex-
| cluSiyely -
Evening star., 1900-12-10
FILIpINos FILIBUsTERING.
An Englishman Believes 1t Cannot n.
Stopped.

An EnElishman Believes It Cannot he
Stopped.
A London dispatch says: Reliable mail
advices from Manila show that the position
of the Americans Is becoming increasingly
hopeless" says the Hong Kong correspond
ent Of the Daily Mail.
Money Is freely subscribed to purchase
arms and ammunition that are imported
for the insurgents. The Americans will
never capture the Filipino contraband run
ming vessels while in order to hatter the
official view, that trade is fiourishing, goods
are permitted to be freely imported into
Manila. They are distributed from that
point to the insurgents, who are numbering
and pillagtng all native sympathizers with
Americans"