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The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

It takes the lone fisherman to reel off
a catchy yarn.
Nervousness is the bud and lunacy the
flower in full bloom
The man with a cork limb is more Of
a stopper than a goers
Style on the street sometimes means a
meager bill of fare at home.
If the rubber trust ever explodes there
will be a big gum-drop.
The advance agent isn't necessarily
forward man, but he usually is.
Never speak Ill Of your neighbor. 1t
gives him license to talk about you.
The individual who frequently goes on
a tear is seldom able to pay the rent.
1t is but natural that breach Of prom
ise case should be heard in court house.
If marriage is sometimes failure It Is
probably because SO many people marry
without experience.
The happening Of the unexpected never
worries people who are not prepared for
anything in particular.
Says rural editor, In speaking of an
explosion: zone man was killed and an
other had his head severed from hIs
body"
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
MUSIC AND THE STAGE.
METROPOLITAN.

That the Germans of St Paul will
patronize play in the mother tongue
was thoroughly evidenced at the Metro
politan last evening, where every seat in
the top house was taken before the cur
tain rose and the lower house was filled
to the last few rows in the parquet circle
to witness the initial performance of
Elm New Yorker Brauer," with Adolf
Philip, the author. in the title role. That
1t was an appreciative audience also was
attested by the hearty curtain call re-
ceived by the author at the end of the
second act, to which he responded with
a five-minute speech, in which he thanked
the audience for their kind reception of
his dramatic effort, and stated that st.
Paul was the thirty-f1fth city in which
he had presented his play, and that last
nights performance was it's '534th presen-
tation. He further spoke Of his ups and
downs in his dramatic career, and alto
gether made very clever address, but
unfortunately omitted to give his COM
pany the credit due them in assisting
to make the comedy the success it has
been, which omission detracted somewhat
from the favorable impression he had
made in the opening scenes.
While the play Is we'll written, and the
lines that carry it along are excellent in
expression, It has hardly plot enough to
Qeepfy interest the AUDITOR ana carry nlm
from act to act with that desire for more
that every five-act comedy should possess
The running story of the play is too often
broken into to give the star an oppor-
tunity for special work, but several of the
comedy scenes are rendered with an ac-
ton that mark them thoroughly enjoya-
bic and make up for the lack of the con-
tinuous thread Of the story. The two
pretty comedy scenes are the registration
of the passengers at Castle Garden, which
can be highly appreciated by those who
have been there themselves, and the cur
tain lecture given by the German wife
to her husband, which seemed to be ap-
preciated by every male member Of the
audience, who. by their actions. all SEEM
ed to have been there before themselves
many a time. The pathos Of the play
is limited and really confined to one
scene-that in which the aged brewer,
alone and friendless, mourns what he con-
/. siders the waywardness Of his two chill
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

Industrial combinations, at the same time
being effective to prevent frauds upon the
public. OF what sort Of frauds industrial
combinations may be fruitful Mr. Rookie
feller omits to say. probably because he
has never had occasion to bestow any
thought on that unimportant subject.
1t is not, Of course. in the least surprls--.
ing that the head Of the Standard OIL
concern reveals nothing Of value. 1t was
perhaps as well to have given him the
opportunity to do so. The lesson Of his
testimony WILL however, not be lost on
the country. 1t Is that men who have
built up great fortunes by the violation Of
every canon of private and public ethics
do not represent the source to which
the people may look for aid or encourage
ment in removing this grave public evil.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

Of this pretty incident? Says Senator
Mason: "When the colors Of republic
are struck at, are we to sit silent?" Yes.
sirl sit silent and sit ashamed that q
republic should have been discovered far
mere venal than was the city government
Of New York In the palmiest days Of
Tweed
There is one bright light which shines
from the war, and that the courage OF
the Boer soldier He Is as brave and as
loyal with a misplaced loyalty as Is the
Turkish soldier, and the less either Turk
or Boer knows OF the corrupt oligarchy
for which he fights, the better each will
fight in bad cause and In q lost cause.
England's quarrel Is neither with Turk
nor Boer. In a year or two at most
these brave farmer soldiers will be part
and parcel of an honest homo ruling
British colony; a colony free just as
Natal and New Zealand are free; very
much more free" (at least II autonomy
is freedom) than is Senator Mason's state
of Illinois. For America is satisfied with
state right, but as an English colony
there is In reserve for a redeemed Trans
vaal, state sovereignty with all the at
tributes Of sovereignty. It will interest
your Democrats to know that Englands
colonies may coin their own money. and
that they have the constitutional right to
select any legal tender they choose. And
1t Is, we may be sure, because our col
onies are so free, that these enfranchised
democracies all around the world, are
today, through their parliaments. voting
supplies and furnishing troops. that they
may make free men of our folk in South
Africa. Every colony of them all Is
practically unanimous that England has
intervened for freedoms sake. not merely
in freedoms name.
Australia, Canada cold and heat
New Zealand's Isles the voice repeat,
That everywhere beneath the sun
All Saxon hearts in this are one;
Born Of the tameless Northern sea
They must be like Its waters free.
AS for Senator William Mason and his
structures we must bear with them as We
may. Senator Mason belongs to that par
ty which In 1895 made the amicable discov-
cry to all the listening world, that 471a pei
cent Of your own voters were rogues and
anarchists!
There Is a tone and temper in your pub
lie mind which is becomming all too COM
mon. 1t is a tone Of political hysteria,
from which pray the gods that you may
be delivered, before all your moral in'
f1uence in the worlds affairs has waned
With the echoes of your political cam
paign Of 1896 still ringing in our ears peo-
pie here are beginning to inquire whether
citizens Of q republic must needs bt
scolds or demagogues or both, and al
least the gentleman from Illinois assist
them little in the answer they should re-
turn. -Moreton Frewen
Innishannon. County Cork. Jan. 1, 1900.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
MO POLITICS I'm TT.

The imperialist press all find the de-
Tense of Secretary Gage to be most con-
vincing Their conclusion was reached
promptly. Even as the document ap-
peared on the desk of the clerk Of the
serate they were convinced. There was
not doubter among them, even then,
though the document scared the officials
of the senate badly by It's imposing bulk.
Its physical dimensions are somewhere
stated to be two feet in height, foot
and a half in width and foot and a
half in length. 1t embraces $1,000 words
and embodies 700 separate documents.
rtars. might well express their dread at
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
PUT AN END TO 1T.

When Gov. Roosevelt In his message to
the legislature referred to the fact that
boxing matches are conducted today
purely and solely for the money they in
volve for the participants and those who
promote them. he stated fact which will
go far toward reconciling the public to a
universal movement to suppress profess
sional prize fighting.
The great mass Of the American peo-
pie are lovers Of all athletic sports. It
would be difficult to convince them that
a boxing match, honestly and manfully
carried on, does not come within the do
main of athletics. A fair, stand-up fist
fight as means Of settling a dispute or
of testing the physical prowess of the
contestants has always been in favor
with the English-speaking race, and will
probably always continue to be in favor
with them. Scientific boxing is an art
which has always been In such favor
among what 1t is the fashion to call the
Anglo-SaXon race that it has always been
Until a boxing contest reaches to the
point of brutality it will always find plen-
ty Of liberation even among Americans
The practice of prize fighting is far
different thing to mere boxing. The pres
ence Of four-ounce gloves relieves it Of
much Of its brutality, even after the con-
dition of the boxers renders intervention
humane necessity. But, conducted as it
has been for the past ten years, Is has
been little less than a disgrace both to
the English and the American people.
Money is the great incentive to such
fights The public have no assurance, even
when they contribute so literally to the
success of such exhibitions. that they are
conducted ION the square" The class of
men who engage in them, and the class
to which they chiefly appeal. represent a
lower order Of human development. The
atmosphere, moral and physical, which
surrounds them Is usually the very worst
The effect on the minds of the young Of
reading the accounts of them Is too often
to lift the mere animal into prominence
and make animallsm an object Of popular
worship. Any sport Of which this Is
true, as 1t unquestionably Is of football
play, as we'll as prize fighting, is Of
doubtful value, either in it's public or pri-
vate influence,
We hope the Horton law will be repeal
ed, and that 1t will in short time be
impossible to give such an exhibition.
where money is being battled for. in any
place in this country, however remote It
may be. If prize fighting is thus brought
to an end public morals will be benefited
and the public will have to thank the
prize fighters and their abettors for the
result
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
Carnival Suggestion.

To the Editor of the Globe:
Allow me to suggest, apropos OF the com
ing carnival, that what is badly needed IN
ST Paul is a first-class covered skatins
rink. At the present time there Is no
place where skating contests can pv neiu
except at Como or some OF tne SINAI III, NJ
door citv Kinks. which are unavailable
d,,rino inclement weather. Such build
ing as the old Auditorium could be easily
remodeled into first-class rink. Wnen
the fact is taken into consideration tnat
thousands of people go out three or four
miles to Lake Como, the financial sue
cess of the project is assured. during tne
summer months band concerts, etc, coule
he given in the building, and, insteao u
the building being an eyesore, IL couio %
made a benefit to the city, as Wen DIS I"
Mr. Wrinkle.
Iox,
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
THE WEATHER.

Minnesota Threatening Monday, with
snow fiurries in northern portion; threat
ening Tuesday; southerly winds.
North Dakota-Threatening Monday,
with snow furries in northern portionsi
threatening Tuesday; southerly winds.
South Dakota-Threatening Monday;
probably fair Tuesday; southeast winds.
Iowa Threatening Monday. with Light light
day; east to southeast winds.
Montana-Fair Monday and Tuesday;
eouthwesterly winds.
! sconsin-Threatening Monday. and
Tuesday: fresh east to southeast winds.
ST. PAUL.
Yesterdays observations, taken by the
United States weather bureau, St. Paul,
p. f. Lyons observer, for the twenty
four hours ended at o'clock last night.
Barometer corrected for temperature
and elevation.
Highest temperature ................... 81
Lowest temperature .....,......"".... 26
Average temperature ................... ~
4OalIy range s.s''s.''.'..'.'.'''.'' II
barometer ....'...,................. ~ 70
Humidity ............................ 81
Precipitation ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
p. M, wind, south; weather, cloudy.
VECTEpnAV,S TENPER ATTTRFS
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
,In,sts and Sails.

The highest masts of sailing vessels are
from 160 feet to 18O feet high and spread
from &c. 900 to 100000 square feet of can
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
Move of woman's Clubs.

The theft of electricity is not crime In
Germany, there being no express Ia"
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

The Oregon Federation OF - Women ems
cIrhs is making plans to establish free
nublic libraries throughout the state
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
Allowed to Steal 1t

Austria has one automobile paper Bel gel
gium two. Great Britain three anu eio
tinted States seven or eight.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
Busy writing.

Pens to the number of 3500.Ooo are used
throughout the world every day In the
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

Gov. Lind may not be UP on ostriches,
but he can give even Mr.. Bryan points
on rabbits.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

European relations are said to be
strained again; each power a sort of
mother-in-law to all the others, proba-
bly,
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

The impression is now well grounded
that Gen. Otis does not belong to the real
istic school of literature.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

The currency debate in the senate is a
standing refutation of the adage that
time is money"
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

With the annual poultry show the
"hen-and-a-half egg-and-a-half" problem
is expected to take on new lease of life.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

The Quay forces are probably still hold
ing out, but this absence of definite news
is very disheartening.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

Mr.. Monnett Of Ohio, Is trying to dis
courage all attempts to make light Of the
oil
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

Pennsylvania man has married his di-
vorced wife's mother.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
s''s',.'''''' ,''''''. .'".''
M, wind, south; weather, cloudy.
TEMPERATURES.
MONDAY, JANUARY is. 1900.

.waghington time q p. m. St. paup.
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

Take care of the pennies and the burg
lars will look after the dollars
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15

Mr.. Jan de Beer-Yes. / see now Mr.
law does say what Mr.. Loveday said
If you turn to Whfttaker's Almanac
you will find on two consecutive pages
Sweden and the Transvaal. In Sweden
the taxation is Ell head; in the Trans
vaal G22 head. In the Transvaal the an
nual salaries paid themselves by handful
of officials, mostly Dutchmen, born In
Holland, works out at sum which dis
tributed provides over 5000 per annum
for every male Boer in the Transvaal in
c..1ding babes at the breast. The gold
mining industry directly or indirectly con-
tributes G3,900,0 900 year to the revenue,
and yet the total dividends paid by all
the gold mines during their twelve months
Of maximum output was less than &7, ,000,
000
When in 1893 the president of this
precious robbers rooSt went on a pleas
ure trip to the Cape Colony, as the guest
Of the Cape government, his entire ex-
penses for special trains and banquets
were betrayed by the Cape government.
On his return to Pretoria Mr.. Kruger
again charged the whole Of these costs
against the Transvaal revenue. Where
upon Mr.. Eugene Marais, the editor of
the Land en- Volk, denounced this fraud
week after week In the columns of his
paper, So persistent were these attacks,
COPIED as tney were lnlo our EngnSn pa
pers, that Mr.. Kruger was forced to pro-
ceed against the young editor for libel
The case was fought out in the high
court. and the president was defeated,
with costs.
And here is another agreeable item
which Mr.. Fitzpatrick has exhumed:
Volksraad, July. 1S99.-Presidents af-
fairs: His honor accepts a loan of
$1,000 from the state funds at 21s per cent
interest The bank rate in Pretoria be-
ing at that time per cent what would
the uitlanders, these assassins of the pub
lie credit, who supplied the 27,000, think
The Saint Paul globe., 1900-01-15
au.omobiIe Has Journals.

st. Paul, Jan. 10.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-07-07
TENNIS TOURNEY
NEXT NOVEMBER.
Ha waiian Association Plans
For the Games in the
Fall.

a meeting of the Hawaiian Tennis
Association was held yesterday after
noon, five delegates being present-two
from the Pacifics and three from the
Beretanias. After passing over routine
matters it was decided to hold the Fall
Tournament in November, commencing
on Wednesday, the 9Th.
There will be ladies' doubles and gen.
tlemen's doubles, and four trophies will
be offered by the Association, two for
each event, to become the property of
the couple winning them three times.
These trophies, which will be cups of
handsome design, will be purchased in
San Francisco by Mr.. G.. Z. Wilder who
leaves for that city by the Australia.
1t is certain there will be many
spirited contests as most of the best
players have already signified their in
tentiOn to enter. Rumor has it that
there will also be several entries of
Coast players who will be sojourning
here at that time. so local players are
cautioned to look to their laurels.
w. +. Dillingham;, who will be back
from Harvard in about fortnight. is
also expected to enter, and will doubt
less be able to show much of his old
time brilliancy at the net. 1t is certain
that the intervening months before the
date set for the tournament will be am
pie time to allow of the players getting
into good trim, and the cool and brac-
ing air of the fall should be an extra
incentive to good work. Announcement
viii be made very soon Of the date of
opening of the entries.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-07-07
ARCHBISHOP GIVES THE LIE.
Aesents Imputation That His Church
Is Negative.

SAN JUAN DE PORTO RICO, June "
AT a teachers conference held here YES.
terday DIR. Saidana. a member of the in
Sular Board of Education, in an address
remarked that the Catholic re 10 on
should be introduced into the rublic
schools of Porto Rico.
Dr. Campos alIadaros. n Portuir,leee
Presbyterian Superintendent Of r,Il,lic
instruction in Brazil, took exceptic,o TO
these remarks, ana, turoi4g to Il shop
Block. the Archbishop OF Porto Rico. said
n substance that the Roman Cafhonc
church had been negative IN results in
all the South American countries assert
ING that the iliteracy prevail ng there
was due entirely TO the church's .1ueace.
ms remark caused great excitement
Bishop Block jumped to his feet. and
striking the table with his closed INST
shouted: 1T is lie. 1 will not sit auies
~ and hear the church of which ! am the
representative in Porto Rico traduced in
such languagev'
After painful silence by a common
impulse the adherents OF the Bishop
shouted as with one voice: Long live
Catholicism" and the incident was clos
ed, although il aroused much feel ny
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-07-07
THE ROUTES
LAID OUT
Plans For Free Mail
Delivery.
WHOLE CITY INCLUDED
Twelve Carriers VIII Handle the
Postal Matter--Employss'
Salaries Raised.

/ The Postofiice department. Is s,raduoli,
establishing the proposed boundaries 10,
the free carrier system which Mr. NJ .,
Flint, the Postofice Department inspect
or, expects to install here before fan
Louis kenake has drawn the lines Of IN.
carrier district, commencing at Govern
or Dole's beach residence at the base of
Diamond Head, Waikiki Thence the line
runs around the MoiliiIi road to Bereta-
MA street thence up to Castles resi-
dence In Manoa valley, thence along the
base of the ridge around the stones of
Punchbowl, taking in the Portuguese col
ony.
rom this point the line extends along
the Pauoa road, where it cuts into Nun
anu street. The system will take in both
SIDES OF Nuuanu valley as far as the res
ervoir, thence down Wyllie street TO Ii
Ina street around the mauka side OF
kapalama to the fertilizer works thence
to Iwilei and the entire waterfront from
lwilei to Diamond Head.
This is "A comprehensive system for the
free delivery of mail and one which tho
authorities here expect will answer for
all purposes Inspector Flint has al
ready written to Washington asking tina
authority be sent here to appoint twelve
man NdiiitIS VI give MIN authority Il
commence civil service examinations fo1
the positions. The sooner he can ge.
started on this project the better. h,
says. for as soon as the examinations are
concluded the applicants who stand the
highest VIII be given their ,.str.cts ant
mail pouches and the door-to-door deliv-
cry VIII commence. Inc salaries at
tached to the position is 5000 for the frs
year and $500 for the second year Those
carriers who have TO usa "a horse arS
wagon Will receive allowances. as also
the men who use bicycles
Since the advent of NJ H. Flint. the
Honolulu postofiice has undergone many
changes-radical changes-in the opera
ton of the mails. There is one feature
of the change which Uncle Sam has in
augurated which appeals to the employees
OF the postofiice, and that is the rear.
rangement of their salaries. Mr.. Flint is
preparing the pay rolls for forwarding t.
Washington, ana in many cases increases
have been made. In no case has salary
been reduced. This is the most impor-
tant change that the employees have
noted.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-07-07
LOVES THE WATERFRONT.
Nine-Year-old Paakaula Will not
Attend to His Books.

Paakaula, a nine year refractory Ha-
waiian youth, was sent to the Reform
School yesterday for six months This
is the second time the little fellow has
done time" in this school. He was re-
leased short time ago after serving
years probation therein, but has
proven so unruly that his parents again
applied to have him put back.
Paakaula loves the waterfront more
than the school room and his mother
stated she had no control whatever
over the youngster. big" Jim Kupi-
hea found the boy on the waterfront
yesterday morning and brought him at
once before the Judge.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-07-07
CURE FOR CHOLERA INFANTUM-
NEVER KNOWN To FAIL,

During last May an infant child of our
ne1ghbor was suffering from cholera
uranium. The doctors had given up all
hopes OF recovery. I took a bottle of
Chamoerlaln's Collie. Cholera and Diar-
rnoea Remedy TO the house telling
them felt sure 1t would do good IL used
according to directions. In two DAYS
lifne the child had fully recovered. The
child Is now vigorous and healthy
nave recommended this remedy fire.
quently and have never known II to
Iaii.-Mrs. Curtis Baker. Bookwalter,
ONO. sold by Benson, Smith G. Co.,
Ltd, wholesale agents.
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judd that have been prepared by the
Bar Association. They will be present.
ed by Paul Neumann and several other
prominent attorneys will also speak, so
IL rs probable that there will be a large
attendance of the legal lights of the
city. A portrait of the late chief ius-
tice VIII probably be hung in the SUI
preme Court room.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-07-07
Hawaiian Postoffice Salaries.

WASHINGTON, June 2s.-The fol-
lowing postoffices have been advanced
to the Presidential class: Hawaii-Ho-
nolulu, salary $4,000 Kohala. salary
$1,000; Hilo. salary s210e
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-07-07
In Honor of Judge Judd,

AT 10 O'Clock this morning the Su-
preme Court will meet In special ses-
sion to receive the resolutions Of re-
spect to the memory of Chief Justice
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-07-07

OF COURSE you don't buy the ex-
perience. but it's of great value to you,
because knowing how to pack enables
us to insure safe arrival. no breaka9er
no loss - whether transported over
mountains on paCL saddle or carried In
the locker of your yacht.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-07-07

FOODS Of every sort in diminutfvs
packages-tin, glass. wood and stone
handy for packing, handy to eat-htsis
waste.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-07-07
CAMPING
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IN OUR STORE your find scores and
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