The Saint Paul globe., 1900-04-29
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The man who got into an ice box the
other day in order to kill himself had
| been attending the Republican mass
meetings and had become so accustomed
| to frost he didn't mind it.
| Hush! Hush! Hushl
He'll catch you if he can
! Run, all you tiny manikins
Here comes that GetchelI man!
! The Sons of st. George had a meeting
| the other night and person by the name
of Kite made a lovely speech in which he
told how the horrid cruel Beers actually
| resented the fact that those swell Eng
lishmen in pink coats are trying to get
| their country away from them, because
| they don't care for the way the Beers run
| 1t. The Sons of st. George were in luck
that they were able to raise the wind
| for that kite.
! After the experience of Mr.. Swanson
with one of our erudite and intelligent
| policemen almost any citizen is likely to
be arrested as a highwayman or burglar
1t is getting SO that life even in Mime
apolis is safer than over here where the
police arrest any one who happens to
come along just to give the impression
they are busy.
The citizens of these two rival cities
dropped all their differences recently In
the American Friendly association" a
Minneapolis concern, and by that same
token dropped all the money they put
into 1t. There are moments when all men
are brothers.
There is an awful rumor that a police
man arrested the chief of detectives the
other night when he was off duty and in
plain clothes. That policeman had some
latent intelligence, for he graSped the
fact that to belong to the present system
of police is a crime in itself.
Everyone has been wondering why SO
many Minneapolis men started East last
week. The exhibition of american Fax
irs" opens in New York Monday.
At the next meeting of the National
Pathological association the able chief of
st. Pauls police department will read a
paper on Grimes in Kindergartens"
If Blanche Walsh has lost her voice
and can find any other one she is fortu-
nate
1t is understood that the police depart
the porch of officer Bathke's helmet to
prevent that amiable and credulous per-
son from humping into street cars and
telegraph poles.
Tuesday evening we will be wondering
why Chet Smith left home.
+ The names of last weeks plays here
were singularly fitting for the campaign,
Hha UilJa osa ctc cr'J LOT
Old Time
1t is said that not only will the Metho-
dists not forbid dancing in the future, but
certain old and stricter members fear that
it is to be made obligatory.
One reason given by woman in New
Jersey for desiring a divorce from her
husband was that he insisted upon her
wearing big sleeves after they had gone
out of fashion. This was designated as
cruel and inhuman treatment, and now
she has alimony and tight sleeves
How curious 1t will seem to have a real
chief of police in st. Paul again. Just
think 1t over Garvin, the states prison
warden, then Goss, then Getchell, the red
handed avenger of tnfanttle crimes.
AhC CHSIAlhS \O(loSS C4Sa1i anu CotI-
endar that is giving a lukewarm support
to the local Republican ticket says on
ene page: &C. e. Hamilton will carry
the Seventh ward by it's old-time majority
of Se0." Then turning over two pages it
says: ut is conceded that C. E Hamilton
will have at least 500 plurality in the
Seventh"
Then on It's sparkling editorial page, it
remarks: Mr. c. E. Hamilton is putting
up a hard fight against heavy odds IN
the Seventh; on account of the popularity
of his opponent his majority will be much
reduced, but shrewd politicians predict
bis election by a small but decisive vote
Next Wednesday It will say, 'sSchiff-
mann's majority 2Go''
A small boy of Atlanta. Ca. sent the
following letter to his father who was III
another town:
Dear Dad: This is wrote to tell YOU
jamie was blowed UP by toy cannon.
He went in your direction. If you find
him please send him home as we are
worried about him
Some factory girls in Ohio have struck
because orders were issued that they
were not to talk during business hours.
No wonder they struck, it would be i'm
possible for them to obey that order and
they said SO. The age of miracles IS past.
Reggie.
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