The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-10-17

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She-..He stole a kiss" He
Did he7 I suppose you wernt
looking?" She-"Ob, yes, l was,
and I made him put it back right
away"
A new remedy for biliousness is
now on sale at J. E. Kaufmann's
drug store. 1t is called Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
1t gives quick relief and will pre-,
vent the attack if given as soon as
the first indication of the disease
appears. Price, 25 cents per bcx
Samples free.
Does your pastor permit himself
to make j ,kes in tie pulpit" said
one lady to another. ''Ob, yes"
was the answer, in an apologetlc
tone; 'sout they are never very good
ones"
Ramon's Tonic Liver Pills, pleas,
ant remedy for all diseases arising
from a disordered or torpid liver.
They are the modern cure for consti-
patton, biliousness, sick headaches,
specks before the eyes, etc. They
do not sicken or gripe, mild in action,
thorough in effect. Ouly one dose,
sugar coated and pleasant to take.
Price, 25 cents a box, at the Bazaar.
Hadn't We better burn oil our
love letters, Ethels" "Ob, no, Her
bert; maybe after we've been mar
ried awhile we'll get dull some eve
ming and want something funny to
read"
DR.. w. H. Lewis, Lawrencevllle,
Va, writes, Il am using Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure in my practice among
severe cases of indigestion and fnd
it an admirable remedy" Many
hundreds of physicians depend upon
the use Of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure in
stomach troubles. 1t digests what
you eat, and allows you to eat all the
good food you need, providing you
do not overload your stomach. Gives
Instant relief and a permanent cure.
J. E Kaufman.
An old borsemau says sure way
to start balky horse without IN
aicting cruelty upon him, is to pass
line around his forelegs, at the
knee joirt, then take position IN
front of bin and draw steadily on
the line.
Do not get scared if your heart
troubles you. Most likely you suffer
from Indigestion. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure digests what you eat and gives
the worn out stomach perfect rest
1t is the only preparation known
that completely digests all classes OF
foods; that is why it cures the worst
cases of Indigestion and stomach
trouble after everything else has
failed. 1t may be taken in all condi-
tions and cannot help but do you
good. j. E Kaufman.
What did you smsck dat chile
foh?' Il halter do it," answered
Aunt Hannah. II KEEP a tellin' i'm
an a-tellin' m not to lose bis temp Ier,
an be KEEP a-doin' it till I done go
30 mad halter whop i'm good"
When you cannot sleep for cough
ing, it ia hardly necessary that any
one should tell you that you need a
few doses of Chamberlains Cough
Remedy to allay the irritation Of the
throat, and make sleep possible. 1t
is good, Try it. For sale by j. E
Kaufman.
The European or American, in
order to sleep well, ordinarily re-
quires a downy pillow under the
head; but tie japanese, stretching
himself upon rush mat on the fl Dor,
puts hard Equare block of wood
under his head, and does not sleep
we'll if he does not have it.
"For three days and nights l suf-
fered agony untold from an attack OF
cholera morbus brought on by eating
cucumbers," says NJ. E Lowther,
clerk of the district court, Center
Vile, Iowa. Il thought l should
surely die, and tried dozen differ
ent medicines but all to no purpose.
sent for bottle Of Chamberlaiu's
Colic, Cholera and Disrrhoea Rem
edy and three doses relieved me en-
tirely." This remedy is for sale by
J. E Kaufman.