The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-08-31
SPINNING WHEEL.
NOT THE REAL THING.


trS full in view.
And says he is Il shirtW;i>t man ANA really
thinks it, too:
He vendors why the public S!u aid no: H,;.
come and admire
His costume as it does his n"iyhhuy'> sea-
>lhlt attire.
The limitation pcople-huw they h%';nt us
rrcly" ht re
TEr i'nitaticn singer. with note Ma:
brings despair;
The imitation wag who >tnrlis Ill Wit *
c'pt his own;
The Imitation monarch his imitation
throne:
The imitation statesman. with lis >tru, ;iiI
vocal rcal--
The world is moved to sadness Ivy al ,h"s"
and many more
But when one longs for comforts ::arh III
days so tiercely hot,
The limitation shirtwaiSt mans the Ugh
tSt Of the lot NaShinGtnn STAR.
Every student OF nouns. prnnnullS ami
verbs kncWS the necessity Ut tra,lSruS-
ing language for the sake OF ;,<rcr1aininy
its grammatical 'ccnStructinn. Th>. fol-
lowing shows twenty-SiX diff, rent read
in%> Of enc of Gray'S Wrll-knuWn lines
yt1 the SENSE is not affected:
The weary pluwman pi":lS his hu,n.-
ward way.
The plnWman, weary, plnl> his home
His h:,mcward way ,hr weary rlrw-
man pltd>.
His h"ncward way the rIownan,
weary. plu,lS.
The weary pl1wman ho,nrwar.! r!nl<
his way.
The r!uvn'an, weary. hcmtward plut}S
His way the plowm:,n, weary honrr-
ward plG,ls
The rlrWmaal, humtWarN nlriS his
weary way.
His way tn" rlownan. hnntwar'l,
We AIRY. pic dS.
His humrWard, weary way '(t rlow
| man plu<l>.
Weary the plnwman huIn'varl i,}od<
his way
Weary. the rlowman rlwl> his hnnc-
| ward way.
Hon"ward his way the weary rl"w-
man pluNS.
Home ward, his way, the rl"wna14
weary plCuS.
man p]ud$.
The ploWman, homcward, weary llu,l>
| his way.
His weary way. the r]owman home
ward plod>
His weary way, the homrw;'rl rlnw-
| man plptlS.
Homtvard the plown1an plul> his
Hcne ward the weary p1oWman rlo]s
his way.
The plowman, weary, hiS way home
ward plolS
The plowman plods his homtwart|
weary way.
The ph'wman plods his weary home
ward way.
Weary the plowman his way home
Weary his homeward way the pillow
| man plOCS.
"Remembcr DEAR" said the venerable
father. as he sent his youngest and most
W tied daughter to Girton, that all my
hopes are now centered on YOU. Remenl-
hcr in all your struggles fer intellectual
supremacy, your triumphs, that good
name is rather to be chosen than great
Riches.
IL will. father,' replied the weeping
girl. and the train bore her away.
Three years later the girl married a
man who here the name of Camden
ShankS.-London Answers.
did Mr.. Sloman really propose to you
last mighty: as ed the, first summer girl
was the t tnly gi ir he had ever lov " nc
The idea: What did you say to him.
| Told him to go get Il reputation, OF
course" --Philadrlphia Press.
He came in breathle$Sly; hurryiny lik,
! one who bore important news
IL butcher in the marked dropped six
| ty fcet"' he exclaimed.
lis he dead: How did it happen: Tel
| rs about it.
40. Ii, isn't hurt a bit
''rhat'> remarkable.
"Vhcy were pigs feet. Pitt lur2
| Chronicle Telegraph.
III GENERALLY DOES COME To PASS
We ask Il dear friend. when we tru hin
alone
For his private opinion. mayhap.
He's !, mighty intelligent chap
| But if his advice isn't what we expect.
Or say if it should Ger come to pass
| Our nWn cherished notions he'll calmly re
We declare him al adjective ass.
Pick Me-Up.
Mamna-"Now go and say goodnight
t" your governeSs, like good little girl
and give her a kiss
Little Puss-"Ill say goodnight, but
won't give her kiss
Namma-'"That's naughty. Why
won't you give her kiSS!'
Little Puss-'Because she SlapS PEG
pies faces when they try to kiss her.
Namma-"Now, don't talk nonsense
but do as you're told
Little Pus>-"Well, mummy. if 80,
don't believe me-ask papa! Punch.
1T seems funny to hear you a,lmi
YOU ever had stage fright said the frs
nighter. 1T was at the beginning o.
your career. of course
NO. replied the great actor. 1t wa:
during my last Western tour. The mal
appeared at the stage door so suddenly
and flashed his revolver so expertly tina
the shock nearly killed us passengers. -
Catholic Standard and Times.
There was little doing in society yes
terday.
Mrs. Van der Blk Smith ordered yea
outlets for dinner. She was exuuisitel,
gowned in gray.
The J. Cantilever Bridges sat on theil
front porch Mrs. Bridge wore Il checked
bingham trimmed with very old lace
Miss Bridge and Miss Gladys Bridge
were in pink and blue, respectively.
Mrs II. Chatterbox Chatterbox-J ones
had her luncheon carried to her room
She wore red. with a corsage bouquet
OF natural f1owers.-Detroit journal.
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