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The true northerner., 1900-07-04
Alnnena.
Mr.. Boyer is on the sick list.

Mr.. Boyer is on the sick list
Miss Hattie Brown now rides a new
bicycle.
Moses Strong of Chicago Is visiting
his brother, Elijah Strong.
Joel Shattuck of New York is visit
ing relatives and friends in this vicinity
The little son of Orrin Perrin was bit
ten by rattlesnake, while playing in
the yard one day last week.
Mrs. O'Rourke has returned home from
Colorado, where she has been making an
extended visit with her son and family
The true northerner., 1900-07-04

1t has been demonstrated by experience
that consumption can be prevented by
the early use of One Minute Cough Cure.
This is the favorite remedy for coughs,
colds, Group, asthma, grippe and all
throat and lung troubles. Cures quickly.
r. b. Longwell.
The true northerner., 1900-07-04

The blood is strained and purified 10y
the kidneys. No hope of health while
the kidneys are wrong. Foley's Kidney
Cure will make healthy kidneys and pure
blood. f.. b. Longwell. N
The true northerner., 1900-07-04

WoMAN's RIGHTs.-Many women suffer
all sorts of so called female weakness"
just because their kidneys are out of or
der; they have a right to know Foley's
Kidney Cure is just what is needed by
most ailing women. +. B. Longwell. m
The true northerner., 1900-07-04

CURED BRONCHIAL TRoUBLEs.-Chas. T.
Davis, l07l w. Congress ST., Chicago,
says: II suffered for years with bronchial
trouble and tried many kinds of medicines
without relief, until | began taking
Foley's Honey and Tar which cured me.
+. B. Longwell. m
The true northerner., 1900-07-04

convincing proof that the kidneys and blad-
der are out Of order.
What to Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the great kidney remedy fufills every
wish in curing rheumatism, pain in the
back, kidneys liver. bladder and every part
Of the urinary passage. II corrects inability
to hold water and scading pain in passing
IT, or bad effects following use OF liquor,
wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity Of being compelled to 60 often
during the day, and TO get up many times
during the night. The mild and the extra
ordinary effect Of Swamp-Root is soon
realized. II stands the highest for its won
derful cures Of the most distressing cases.
II you need a medicine you should have the
best. Sold by druggists in SOC. and 81. sizes.
You may have a sample bottle Of this
sTg wonderful full dis; discovery ,:1I, - S7-r
more about it, both sent Z. -.
absolutely free by mail, -. r = ~ Y
address DR.. Kilrner & Home of swamp-Roo..
Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When writing men,
ton reading this generous offer in this paper.
The true northerner., 1900-07-04

A little life may be sacrificed to an
hours delay. Cholera infantum, dysen-
terry, diarrhoea come suddenly. Only
safe plan is to have DR.. Fowler's Extract
of Wild Strawberry always on hand.
The true northerner., 1900-07-04

healed by Banner Salve is very large. 1t
heals all wounds and sores and leaves no
scar. Take no substitute. f. b. Long
we'll m
The true northerner., 1900-07-04

SedlInent or SET
ting indicates an
unhealthy condi-
ton Of the kid
neys; if il stains
your linen it is
evidence of kid
ney trouble; too
frequent desire to
pass II or pain in
the back is also
The true northerner., 1900-07-04

Diptheria relieved in twenty minutes
Almost Miraculous. DIR. Thomas Eclec
trio Oil at any drug store
The true northerner., 1900-07-04

When you want modern, up-to-date
physic, try Chamberlains Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. Price - cents.
Sample free at Longwells drug store. IN
The true northerner., 1900-07-04
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
and Don't Know it.
How To Find Out.

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and let it stand twenty-four hours;
The true northerner., 1900-07-04

convincing proof that the kidneys and blad-
der are out Of order.
30 NJ
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

Thackeray loved to relate Jokes on
himself, and one he especially enjoyed
was about n Reading hackman. The
author was unacqualnted with the
town, and the moment he emerged
from the railway station he told a
hackney coachman to drive him to the
nearest hotel. The driver closed the
door tremendously, mounted his box
and they started. In half a minute the
cab was at a standstlll and Thackeray
saw the cabman at the door, bowinR
to him to come out. He did 30 with
out word, and found that he was at
the portlco of the station hotel, which
he had failed to see was not a dozen
yards of.
But he handed the meu n shilling and
was entering the hotel, rather pleased
with his own sang frold, when he was
amazed to see the cabman taking off
his coat and Offering to flight him
for the other sixpense." 1t appears
that on that day a resolution Of the
Reading town council had come into
operation empowering hackney coach
men to charge eighteenpence for any
distance within the township. This
was its hrst fruits! 1t Is unnecessary
to add that the oabman got his money
and ThackeRay good story to tell at
the clubs.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

For hand bath "a bath given to the
body by use Of the hands only or by
sponge or cloth) place q handful OF salt
in a basin as ordinarily filled for wash
ing. Allow the salt to dissolve or has
ten the action by stirring It with the
hnnd. The water should be as cold as
you have vitality to withstand. Use
no soap. Bathe the entire body. Do
not neglect the face and neck in the
free use of the salt water.
This bath has an exhilarating inhu-
ence, tones the entire system and gives
20 the skin a healthful condition that
amply repays for the time and trouble
involved. II used in the winter, Il
will be an excellent preventive OF
colds. besides being a substitute for
face cosmetics. No chapping, no
roughness Of the skin and no clogging
Of the pores win trouble the person
who systematically and regularly
takes bath Of this sort.
Ordinary table salt or rock salt will
do, but will not do so well. The sea
salt contains medicinal properties NOT
found In the others. Whether one ex.
erclses or not the body should receive
daily hand bath Of cold or cool vn.
ter, especially In the summer, either
upon rising or before retiring.-Ed.
ward B. Warman In LADIES' Home
Journal.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05
Int.rrurtea one rrorramne.

"Did that thar sharp what give a
show In the opry house last night
ketch bullets In his teeth as he said he
voGld on bis placarAsT' asked Porcu.
pine Pete.
"He ketched a few" said LRriat
Lem, "but not exactly as he allowed
he was a-gOin to-"
"'Nother one OF them tenderfcot
swindlers. s'pose."
"Mebby. | dunno. He didn't git fur
enough SO we could tell whether 1t was
a swindle or not. You see, he begin
his puffornnnce By askln fer some
gentlemanly member Of the audience
to lend him q hat"
"Wot happened thenT
well, Dog Faced Dick handed his
hat up, and the professor started of
by breakln a pasSel OF eggs into II.
The bullet ketchIn part Of the pro-
gramme happened right thar. The
coroner's waitin to hear from his
friends in the east, II he has any,
Chicago Times Herald.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

Tonight" said Mr.. Perkins at the
table. 'as came up on the car tho
fellow next to me had a nickel out and
was handling 1t. The conductor came
along and. thinking 1t was n quarter,
gave him back four nickels. The fel-
low took them and then said to me,
That was pretty slick, wasn't itr
well. It would be- said. II you were
beating a big company like the street
car company, which could stand It.
But that conductor will have to pay
that out Of his own pocket. He only
gets so much an hour, and 20 cents is
quite a per cent OF his days wages.
It's tough on him."
"What did the awful man dor ask
ed Mrs. Perkins sympathetlcally.
"Leaned up against me and went
sound asleep and then woke up when
got off and cursed me for letting him
60 past his street." said Mr.. Perkins,
Rochester Democrat.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05
Cola steel or Dsath.

"There is but one small chance to
save your life and that is through an
operation" was the awful prospect set
before Mrs. 1. B. HINT, Of Lime Ridge,
Wis, by her doctor after vainly trying
to cure her Of frightful case Of stem
ach trouble and yellow jaundice. He
didn't count on the marvellous power
OF Electric Bltters to cure stomach
and liver trouble, but she heard OF 1t
took seven bottles, was wholly cured,
avoided surgeons knife, now weighs
more and feels better than ever. It's
positively guaranteed TO cure stomach,
liver and kidney troubles and never
dlsappOIntS. Price soc At all drug
stores.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05
AMsnstor Devn Fish.

Destroying its victim, is type Of
constipation. The power of this
murderous malady is felt on organs
and nerves and muscles and brain.
There's no health till itS overcome.
But DIR. Kings New Life Pills are =
safe and certain cure. Best In the
world for stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels. Only IS cents a. all drug
SHres
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

J. 1. Bevry, LoGanton, Pa, writes:
~ am willing to take my oath that 1
was cured Of pneumonia entirely by
the use OF One Minute Cough Cure
after doctors failed. 1t also cured my
children Of wheoping cough" Quickly
relieves and cures coughs, colds,
corup, grippe and throat apd lung
troubles. Children all ike IL.
Mothers endorse IL. Roberts s. LeahY
Mercantile Company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05
ANixht tOfTerP,r.

Awful anxiety EWas sfelt Sfor the
widow of the brave General Burnham
of Aachias, Me-, when the doctors
said she could not live till morning.
writes Mrs. S. H. Lincoln, who attend
ed her that fearful night. San
thought she must soon die from Pneu.
monia, but she begged for Dr. Kings
New Discovery, saying that it had
more than once saved her life, and
had cured her Of consumption. After
three small doses she slept easily all
night, and its further use completely
cured her" This marvellous medicine
is guaranteed to cure all throat, chest
and lung diseases. Only 50c and O1.OO.
Trial bottles free at all drng stores.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

81 am indebted to One Minute
Cough Cure for my health and life.
1t cured me Of lung trouble following
grippe" Thousands owe their lives to
the prompt action Of this never failing
remedy. 1t cures coughs, colds, Group
bronchitis, pnsumonia, grippe and
throat and lung troubles. Its early
use prevents consumption. 1t is the
only harmless remedy that gives inn
mediate results.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

A freight train pulled into a Maine
station recently, and a ventriloquist
on the platform thought he would have
some sport. so he threw his voice un-
der car, saying: "Let me out! Let
me outP'
The station agent was called, and he
hastened to unfasten the door Of q
car. After working for a time he got
the door open aAd out walked tour
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

L. T. Travis, Agent Southern r. r..
Selma, Ca, writes: II cannot say too
much in praise OF One Minute Cough
Cure. In my case 1t worked like q
charm" The only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. Cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, and
all throat and lung troubles. Roberts
s. Leahy Mercantile Company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

England has paid high compliment
to the United States In her adoption
Of "Rough Rider" idea in her army.
1t was the American "Rough Riders"
who conquered the Indians in the
west, made the Rio Grande border
possible place to live, and in war with
Spain attracted the attention of
world by their xploits.-Albuquerqui
Citizen
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

Emil Cassi, the Rough Rider. who
killed Major Martinez is Havana, has
been sentenced to term of two years
and four months in a military prison
and to pay $1,000 to the mayors fami.
ly. Cassi formerly lived in Bisbee and
Phoenix.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

OF Shiloh'S consumption cure is this
guarantee: "All we ask OF you is TO
use two-thirdS OF the contents OF this
bottle faithfully, then II you can say
you are not benefited return the bot
tie to your druggist and he may refund
the price paid" Price 25cts., so cts.
and sl.O0. For sale by McGrath Bros.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

A young lady full of good deeds no
dced the tongue OF horse bleeding
and with a use Of technical terms too
little appreciated said to the cabby,
"Cabby, your horse has hemorrhage."
TITS is tongues too large for his
mouth" said the cabby and added SEN
tentiousiy, Like some young ladies" /"
London Globe.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

tramps, all OF whom disclalmed that
they hHd asked to be let out.
The ventriloquist had builded better
than he knew and had stepped upon
the ride Of the four hoboes. who were
left behind.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

Rochester Ford is ont In an open
letter to Gov. Murphy protesting that
IL f. G. Hughes is pardoned out OF the
penitentisry it will be burlesquing
justice and Offering premium on en-
bezzlement.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

A beautiful complexion is An impos-
sibiIity without good pure blood, the
sort that only exists in connection
with good indigestion, healthy liver
and bowels. Karl's clover root tea
acts directly on the bowels, liver aud
kidneys keeping them Ia perfect
health. Price IS cts. and Scots, For
sale by McGrath Brothers.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

Muddy complications, nauseating
breath come from chronic constipa-
ton. Karl's clover root tea is an alb
solute cure and has been sold for fifty
years on an absolute guarantee. Price
25cts. and scots. For sale by McGrath
Brothers.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

Delegate Wilson has introduced
congress bills for the admission
Arizona; for the construction ofa
ervolr near San Carlos; for the sei.
stockmen and wool growers in
northern counties Of A izonai =
vide for an additional associate jtsstlU,
to grant a right of way for pipe line
for conveying water to Flagstaff; and
to subject the Santa Fe Pacific rail
road to taxation.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

Consumption is preventabl
has proven that, and also
is suicidal. The worst colo
can be cured with Shiloh's cou.
consumption cure. Sold on pc
guarantee for over tifty years.
sale BY McGrath Brothers.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05
HowIsYour WIfsf

Has she lost her beauty? II so, con-
stipation, indigestion, sick headache
are the principle causes. Karl's clover
root tea has cured these ills for half a
century. Price 25cts. and scots.
Money refunded il results are not sat
sfactory. For sale by McGrath Bros
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

A writer In the London Lancet
demonstrates that sausages are made
nowadays which do not contain meat
at all, but only bread tinged with red
oxide of iron mixed with fat.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

Tue modern and most effective cure
for constipation aud all liver troubles
the famous little pills known as De
Wits Little Early Risers. Roberts &
Leahy Mercantile Company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

Size dosn't Indicate quality. Be-
ware OF counterfeit and worthless
salve offered for DeWitt's Witch Hazel
SalVe. DeWitt's ls the only original.
An lnfallible cure for piles and all
skin diseases. Roberts s. Leahy Mer-
camille Company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

There are thirty-six forest reser-
yatlons in the United States, embrac-
ing an estimated area of 46,O2l, 500
acres. This estimated erea is the ag-
gregated areas within the reserves
The lands actually reserved are how
ever, only the vacant public lands
therein, and these have been set aside
and reserved for sale or settlement in
order that they may be of the gre'te
use to the people.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

G. H. Appleton, Justice Of Peace,
Clarkshurg, N. j., says: "DeWitt's
Little Early Risers are the best pills
made for constipation. We use >
others" Quickly cure all liver
bowel troubles. Roberta & L,
Mercantile Company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

The new school building at Solomon
vile has been excepted by the trustees
and will be occupied after the holi-
days.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05
ArrIrhtfnl Rlundar

Will often cause a horrible burn,
scald, cut or bruIse, Bucklens Arnica
salve, the best In the world, will kill
the pain and promptly heal 1t. Cures
old sores, fever sores, ulcers, bOils,
felon, corns, all skin eruptions. Best
pile cure on earth. Only Is cts. box.
Cure guaranteed. Sold by all drug
gist.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

The Grand Canyon railroad in north.
ern Arizona is to be further extended
to some rich copper mines along the
Colorado river.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

The county of Marlcopa received
during the year 50, 2,42s.OO as rent for
II, ,428 acres Of leased school land.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

An employer Of German clerks says
that they work 20 per cent slower than
English ones.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05
qouIT OF PRIVATE LAND OLAIRs.

Js4sph Z. Reed sf IsWa, Chief Justice.
AasecIATH JUsTIcHs Hs-Wilbur y. Stone ei
CsOSaSs; ThSnss c. Fuller, Of North Caroil-
M william n. Murray, Of Tennessee; henry
lass, Of Kansas.
AauAsw G. KeyKtlis, Of Missouri, u D.
z sserasJ
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05

The people Of New Mexico are cap
able Of self-government. For half
century they have managed territorial,
county and municipal affairs, and
have acted in conservative, business
maouer. New Mexico is financially
better managed than many Of the
states, and the people are selfsupport-
ing In every way, never asking dollar
10 aid from any one, which cannot be
said OF the older commonwealths.-
Albuquerque Citizen.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1900-01-05
LORDsBURG, NEW MEXICO JANUARY 5, la@

Not content with lighting Santa
Claus, the superintendent OF Pitts
burg Sunday school demands the abol.
ishment OF Christmas trees aud candy
treats, which he says are both moral
and physical evils. Ip place OF the
good things usually found on the tree
he would distribute among his child
ren "a Towering plant apiece" Think
OF ltl A towering plant instead OF a
toy, a box of sweets or a dolll 1t is
enough to make the children of Pitts
burg 60 in body to his door on
Christmas mSrning and give him a
vocal sereuade with horn and drum
accompanlment.- .-Baltlmor News.
Morris tribune., 1900-02-03
The Human Birds.

A facetious man who reioices in the
name of Bird conceived the idea Of
calling a convention of all the people
in Philadelphia who belong to his
tribe. OF course it was d joke, but a
glance through the pages of the di-
rectory convinced him that such a
gathering would be big one. He dis
covered that there were just an even
100 plain Birds, but the variety of
those who specified their kinds was
appalling. The list, as far as he went,
was as follows: Doves, Is; Eagles. s;
Finches, 81; Fowls, 3; Hawks, 80; Jays,
6; Larks, 6; Jeacocks, %; Pigeons, 1;
Parrots. 10; Partridges, 30; Sparrow
hawks, {; Sparrows. {; Wrens, 10:
Robins, Is; Nightingales. 8; Flickers.
5; Thrushes, 4; Canaries, 3; Geese, 2.
and Turkey. 1. There were two Chip
pegs, and Philip Ducks upheld the
dignity of his branch of the family
Philadelphia Record.
Morris tribune., 1900-02-03
SCOTT TETS.

Remember the date of the social, Feb,9th.
NJ. Fink was Chokio visitor Saturday
Charles Brewer was a Wheeler caller
last week.
Pete Gaffney, of Norris transacted
business in Wheeler Tuesday.
Patronize home industries. Purchase
your sawed wood at Wheeler.
The latest fad-f1irting over the phone.
Ask central at Wheeler for particulars
N. Davis, of Mankato, passed through
here Monday. selling tableware and
jewe1ry.
Mr.. Mcneil was engaged in selling a
"new process" creamery can in Wheeler
and vicinity last week
Wheeler has lost its oldest and formerly
its most conspicous resident-the white
mule, recently purchased by II. Bruhn
Mr.. hanging and Miss Freeman, who
have been visiting Scott friends the past
week, boarded the passenger Monday for
C1ontarf
Mrs. Nels barrow left Sunday night for
Minneapolis to consult a specialist as to
the advisability of undergoing surgical
operation.
The fall of the mercury in the thermo-
meters is similar to the fall of the British
iroS fr;e I'LL
to regain their positions.
A card party and dance was given at
the home of Richard Barry, Jan. oath, in
honor of Mr.. Langing and Miss Nellie
Freeman.
Mayor Thoele now has a ConmOdious
Offit e in the Lumber Exchange Building
where he may be found to transact any
business relative to the welfare of Wheel
err.
A large number of ladies and gentlemen
assembled at the home of John Buckley
last Wednesday evening and "tripped
the light fantastic toe" unti1-inquire
of few Wheelerites.
The agitation about the county printing
has resulted in quite controversy. Prob
ably the county fathers" had in nind
rural sociab1e, where the highest bidder
gets the gals"
One of NJ. Finks valuable horses fell into
an old well on the J. l.. Gould farm last
Friday. Timely assistance was rendered
by adjoining neighbors, who fortunately
eXtricated the arlina al from it's unconfort-
able position.
Now that Wheeler is to have creamery
farmers should see that it is literally pat
ronized in order that it may be permanent.
Wheeler IS an excellent location for an
enterprise Of that kind, being situated in
the heart of the richest and most produc-
tive farming district of Stevens county.
We have been requested to announce
that a basket social for the benefit of the
new library will be held at the home of d.
Linsley. Friday evening, Feb. 9Th, to
which all are cordially invited. We hone
all shall contribute to swell the library
fund to immense proportions. Boys, en-
gage your best piece of calico" Girls,
keep your gentlemen friends reminded as
to the importance of the ocCasio
JENNY RosSITY"
Morris tribune., 1900-02-03
Peter Cooper Met the Spirits.

Peter Cooper Met the Spirits
During Peter Cooper's lifetime be
was frequent visitor at the home Of
S. ]. Pardessus, on Pacific street,
Brooklyn.
At one time Mr.. Cooper became great
" interested in the spirit manifesto
lions of the Fox sisters and was anx-
1ous to investigate their rappings per-
sonally, but he did not like to attend
one of their public seances, for he fear
ed recognition and consequently
great deal of talk. Finally it was ar
ranged that one of the sisters should
spend a night at Mr.. Pardessus' house
and the doughty Peter be invited to
meet her.
Miss Fox came, and the spirits came
too. The family retired early, MI
Cooper occupying a bedroom on the op-
posite side of the hall from that of the
fair ally of the supernatural. He was
just settling himself comfortably for
"a long winters nap when rapping
began on the headboard of his bed
which sent shivers to his very marrow.
1t was only the beginning Of frat,
tat, tat" that kept up at intervals dur
ing the night in all parts of the room,
and before daylight came Mr.. Cooper
had listened to enough spirits to last
him lifetime. He never said much
about the experience, but he never
asked to have it repeated. YORK
Mail and Express.