Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1900-11-02

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never made money easier"
"Cynthia," interrupted her better
half, looking bothered. you don't know
what you're talkin' about"
Now, Simon,", said Ezra, Judging
from appearances, Cynthia must be
right. What are hogs worth now!"
about $3.50 at present, l believe"
What II calves worth?"
well, they're too awful high. The
war raised the price of beef."
But how could that affect it,"
why. 1T makes a greater demand"
"sAh, Simon, but you told me when 1
was here before that supply and de-
mand had nothing to do with the regu-
lation of prices"
II don't remember about it; IL ! did.
I've changed my mind since then. Here,
hogs are Il goou price, but they are
scarce. and they ought to be higher
than they are. If it wasn't for them
rich fellows that have control of the
markets we'd get what we'd ought to
have"
"Oh. Simon, you're too hard to salts
fly. Why, you wouldn't be satisfied
with Heaven, unless Bryan was God,
and there WIS free silver. What's corn
worth now?"
II don't KNOW" said Simon. 81 haven't
had Il chance to take any to market yet.
I've been too busy to husk any myself,
and hired hands are as scare us hens
teeth"
Wages are good, then?"
Yes. they're too almighty good to
suit me. Why, it's enough to break a
farmer up to hire help"
Its Il sign of good times. Simon. L
see YOU are prospecting despite the gold
Standard"
We'll, Ezra, l am as much in favor
of free silver as l ever was, in spite of
Your so-called good times, but that is
not the main reform that now confronts
lis. The principal question now is the
Philippine war. 1t is IL disgrace 10 this
nation"
80 you are an anti-eXpansionist, are
you, SimonY
w liSlIl dAAs \ VII OA ~ ssINC
of those poor Filipinos who are being
oppressed. l am on the side of Agui-
naldo, the Washington of the Philip
pines. They are fighting for freedom,
and they ought to have it. If / We're a
Filipino as am an American l would
never lay down my arms, never.."
"Simon," said Ezra, lit is just such
men as you that are prolonging that
war. Aguinaldo would have given up
long ago We're it not for the sympathy
lie is having in this country. Now, you
compared Aguinaldo to Washington.
Why, you might as we'll compare a
b%lood-thirsty tiger to Washington, who
WAS Il civilized, intelligent man, While
Aguinaldo is an ignorant, unciviliZed
heather, whose principal traits are cum
ming and treacllery, something like the
American Indian"
Their conversation was here inter-
ruptcd by another knock ut the door.
WELL" said Jimmie, wonder who's
comm next? Must be agoin', to have
lots of company"
1T happened to be Il stranger this
time, who wished TO know if he could
find Il nights lodging. Simon told him
that he could, to walk right in, for it
was very seldom that lie turned trav-
elers away. This one was n foreigner;
yes, he was lrish-you could tell his ma
tionality by his short. thick physique
and the "St. Patrick" expression on his
co%untenance.
whats your namey' inquired Simon.
My name is Pat Murphy, sor, and
whot's yours! Grey? Wal, thot's not
SIGH q very uncommon sort of u name."
I'VE were just discussin' this anti
expansion question, Mi. Murphy" said
Simon. hopefully. what do you think
about it?"
We'll. mister, l haven't a divil of a
bit Of use for the anty-expander. He's
the Teller thot's agin everything"
Simon wasn't expecting to hear such
an answer as that, aud was disguised
when everybody in the room had a
hearty laugh at his expense. To make
matters worse, the Irishman continued:
Hes the Teller thot's f'river in the
way and never does enything but kick
at whot the other feller's dom. He
always knows jest how ivrything ought
to be done. but his valuable infurma-
ton is always withheld till somebody
else has done the job"
"Oh. go on" said Jimmie. who was
very interested in the Irish travellers
talk.
WELL" continued Mr.. Murphy, "its
been a nachur'l SUCCESSION Of ivints thot
has placed this administration in its
prissent position. The byes a wor-rkin'
on the job have been dom some dom
hard liftin', with no tonne to listen to
aunties, for the dodgln' Of cannon balls,
Now, this here argyfyin's all right in
your front parlor. but 1t cuts no figure
with them Mouser bullets. Now, all
sensible Americans knows that the
United States means to do whot's right
by them F%illipeaners. Mr.. Mckinley
isn't goin' to steal anything from 'em.
Nobody's tryin' to cheat them out of a
cent. Whenever they quit their kickin'
we'll treat 'em In SIGH a way they'll he