The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1900-02-23
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calls fer"
"What job is ThatY nav asst
"Bein a Emperor" says paw. "Looh
at Willie over Thare in Gurmenny
Say, that Boy works overtime rite
along without extry pay, and he don't
git menny Saturday afternoons off mel
Their"
why" nav Told him, 81 thot kings
and queans and Emperors diden't Haft
to do nothin but sine state papers thay
never red and ride around in the park
to git nappytite fer Dinner"
THAT shows l done wise not gOin in
fer u Diplomatick career after l mar
ried You,' paw says. you'd make a
nice wife of a FOrren council with all
your ignorancy of sich affares, would
emit you? Sposen l was hired By the
Govamunt, tho, and was Sent over to
Burlin to see the Emperor. I'd go up
to the pallus and ring the Bell, and pur-
ty Soon a Survent would come, and I'd
say:
"GOod mOrnen. Is the Emperur in
"'No,' the Survent would say, he has
went out alreddy.'
WHARF is Hep I'd asst.
al fergit whether He's openIna Ca
nal or Unvailin Statute of his grand
fawther this mOrnin,' the suryent
would answer.
"Then I'd go in and set down and
Wate, and purity soon the Emperur
would come hurryin in, dressed as a
kernel of the Yoolans. After we would
Shake hands he would say:
"'YOu must excuse me for few min
utes. l Got to present a NEEDLE to a
Teller what Belongs to Friendly pow
er. He's waitin out in the Hail.
80 he goes into the Bed room and
purity soon he comes out in the youni-
form of a Drum major in the Rooshen
army, and Goes and pins the NEEDLE on
to the man Frum the friendly Power
and then Comes back, and ] Start to
tell Him what l want, and He looks at
his watch and Hollers:
Holy smoke! Here it is a quarter
past 10 alreddy. l must 90 and lay the
corner stone of a Chewin Gum fack-
try. Here's the Family album full of
pictures Of me what you kin look at
till l git Back
'Then He Dresses Himself like a
Judge of the Soup pream court Hurries
out so he won't miss the next car.
When he comes Back he only jist has
time to Dress up as a admiral and Go
to Lawnch a new tug BOte. Then it's
Time to git his pickture taken in six
styles, and That takes Him twenty
minits, so when He GIFTS thru He makes
speach to the assembuld multitood,
sayin:
My deer cEildern, thare's only one
thing you got to Do to Be the graitest
peepul on erth. That's pay your Taxes
and Remember That Thare's jist one
Reel Thing worth while in this world
and I'm it. Always Remember it's me
That gives the word when the Whissel
Blows and you'll Be happy. France
has graft army. l want to see that
shO in Parus next year.
"Then thay boiler Hook, Hook a few
times and the Hired Curl says din
ners reddy."
well" says nav, you mite tell
Him what you want while He's eatin."
NO. paw told Her, that's one of
the Bizziest times of the Day fer him.
While the meel is goin on he has to
pose fer Bust of Himself and Dick
tate the musick Of an opry to Three
tipe riters. When he's thru eaten he
puts on the youniform of a kernel of
the Coldstreem CARDS and goes out and
wins yot race frum the prince of
walls and Takes Furst prize in a shoot
en- match. On his way home he un-
walls three monuments of His grand
fawther and sends friendly messidges
to the FOrren potentaits.
Well, l jist git started to Tell him
what ! Dropt around fer when the
clock strikes 3, and he jumps up and is
Gone. Purity soon he comes out of the
closet in the youniform of q Turkish
pashaw and says:
Excuse me. l got to rite Iettar
to the sultan congratulated Him Becos
Him and his sixty thurd wife Has
Little boy After that's done He goes
pack and Dresses himself like n murrv
huntSman and goes out and Beats the
record fer KILN Stays. It's Beginnin
TO Git purity Late then, and he's got ia
open anuther canal, so l Don't care to
wait emmy Longer, and while He's in
pulun on new yOuniform | Duck ont
OF Ihare' and he telefones me the nevt
mornin tellin How glad he is that him
and this Country is on Sich friendly
relations" -''
Paw" nav says.
What" says paw.
I'm glad you amt no Emperur"
"Whyg" N''
"Becos If you had to Dress and on.
dress that Fast you'd Have every Rnt.
tore off inside of two DAYS md vo,,,d
never no WHARF the pants was What
Belonged to your other SCOT"
80 paw got mad and Sed the whole
Iamoly was always tryin to RIM him
Down and he woulden't tell us no more
ABOUT it-Chicago Times-Herald
Battles and Rain.
It Is a curious fact-well known hon,