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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

Or. c. ]. Bishop. Agnew, Mich, says:
Il have used Foley's Honey and Tar in
three very severe cases Of pneumonia
with good results in every case" There
is nothing so good. CHAS. ROGERS.
Druggist,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

Every medicine Is an innovation. and
he that will not apply new remedies
must expect new evils; for time Is the
greatest innovator; and IL time. of
course. alter things to the worse, and
wisdom and counsel shall not alter
them TO the better. what shall be the
end7
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All communications intended for pub
llcatlon should be directed to the editor.
Business communications OF all kinds
and remittances must be addressed to
"The Astorian."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

Cold and cough cures are numerous,
but the one that leads all others in
merit. is Foley's Honey and Tar, which
is in great demand these days. cHAS.
ROGERS. Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

A cold, cough or la grippe can be
"nipped in the bud" with dose or two
Of Foleys Honey and Tar. Beware Of
substitutes. CHAS. ROGERS, Drug
gist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

Meet your wife with a smile on your
lips says an exchange. Hadn't he be-
ter wait until the odor has abated
somewhat?
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

The Astorian guarantees to its ad-
vertisers ;he largest circulation Of any
newspaper published on the Columbia
river.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

Men and women ought. perhaps. 10
enjoy equal rights, and yet II we saw
men wearing millinery and kiss each
other on the streets we would throw
bricks at 'em.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25
THE BEST sALvE IN THE WORLD

Is Banner Salve, Il Is made from a
prescription by a widely known skin
specialist and positively is the most
healing salve for piles. burns. scalds,
ulcers, running sores and all skin dis
eases. There IS nothing so good.
CHAS. ROGERS. Druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

The person who disturbed the con-
gregation last Sunday by coughing. is
requested to call on Charles Rogers
and get bottle Of Foley's Honey and
Tar. II always gives relief.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

She saw It In the window, and
She raved about It till
She bought 1t. then, just like all men,
He raved about the bill.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25
FOR PNEUMONIA.

The most work some men do is work.
ing some other fellow.
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WHITE COLLAR LINE

Str. HERCULES takes the place OF
BAILEY GATzERT Telephone Doch).
Columbia River and Puget Sound Nav
lgatlon Company.
The Hercules leaves Astoria daily
except Sunday at p. m.
Leaves Portland daily except sun
day at a. m.
White Collar Line tickets, o. r. & N.
tickets and tlwaco Ry & Nav. Com.
pany tickets Interchangeable on Her
cules and Hassalo. Through Port
land connection with steamer Nahcotta
from llwaco and Long Beach points.
Telephone No. Ill.
A. ]. TAYLOR. Astoria Agent.
l.. w. CREIGHTON, Portland Agent.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

When a father supports a bride tC
the altar. II doesn't mean that Il Is
the last time he viii have TO suppOr,
her. by any means.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

A woman is a queer combination.
While she delights in the llttlest bit
Of a foot, she is not supremely happy
unless her hat Is as big as a cartwheel.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

This Is badly mixed up world. One
man wants an appetite for dinner and
another wants a dinner for his appe-
tite.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

AT CURES THE COLD AND STOPS
THE COUGH.
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure
cold In Jne day. No cure. no pay.
Price * cents.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25
BABY FOODS

1t is clear that doctors and
mothers think more Of special
foods than they used to.
The reasons are: ~ both
mothers and babies live less
naturally than they used to-;
(2) mothers milk is not SO
plenty, and not SO good, as it
used to be; (3) SCOTS emul-
sion Of cod-liver oil is mother
food as we'll as baby food
enables the mother to feed
her baby naturally.
Well send you little to try If you like.
SCOTT & BOVINE, 4O9 Pearl street, New York
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Advertising rates can be had on ap-
lication to the business manager.
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Arrive

Depot. Fifth and
Leave Streets. Arrive
Overland Express
Trains for Salem,
Roseburg. Ash.
land, Sacramento,
'''jO pm Ogden, San Fran '9,l6 q. m
cisco. Mojave, Los
Angelica. El paao.
'S'SO am New orleana ana 100 pm
the Eaat,
At woodburn
daily except sun
train connects With
train for Mt An.
sci, Sllverton,
evansville,
Springfield. and
Natron. and even.
Ink train for Mt.
Angel aud silver
ton,
lI';So am Corvallis paasen- $3.50 pm
ger
la'SO pm sheridan pasaen. s:sSa m
ger
-Dally. Daily except Sunday,
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Looking for trouble is one way Of
making II.
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TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
DAILY.

Sent by mall, per year. .....s...S600
Sent by mall per month..-........ so
Served by carrier. per month";, 80
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sEMI.wEEKLY

Sent by mail, per year, in advance, $500
Postage free to subscribers.
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A FEW
INTERESTING
FACTS

When people are contemplating a
trip, whether on business or pleasure,
they naturally want the best service
obtainable as far as speed, comfort and
safety Is concerned. Employees Of the
WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINES are
paid to serve the public and our trains
are operated 80 az to make close con-
nections with diverging lines at all
junction points.
Pullman Palace Sleeping and Chair
Cars on through trains.
Diring car service unexcelled. Meals
served a la carte.
In order to obtain the hrst-class SER
vice, ask the ticket agent 10 sell you
a ticket over........
The Wisconsin Central Lines
and you will make direct connections
at ST. Paul for Chicago. Milwaukee and
all points East.
For any further information call on
any ticket sgent, or correspond with
JAS. G. POND. Gen. Pass. Ag't.,
or JAS. A. CLOCK, Milwaukee. wis.
General Agent.
THE CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN
RAILWAY.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1900-12-25

ws'll send you little to try II you like.
SCOTT & BOVINE, 4O9 Pearl street. New York
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD, OR
OUR SAVIOUR IN ART.

Cost nearly 100000 to produce
Contains nearly 100 full-page engrav
ings of our Saviour and His Mother by
THE worlds greatest painter. True
copies of THE greatest Masterpieces in
THE Ia1It galleries of Europe. Every
picture is as beautiful as a sunrise
over the hilltops. Contains description
of the paintings, biography of the
painters, the names and locations o.
the galleries i'm Europe where tine
originals may be seen. Also contains
a Child's Department, including a
Clhild's Story of the Christ and His
Mother, beautifully written, Ito fit eac
picture This wonderful book, match
less in tits purity and beauty, appeals
ito every mothers heart and in every
Christian home where There are child
rem the book sells itself Christian
men AMID women are making money
rapidly taking orders "a Christian
man or woman can in this community
soon make $1,000 taking orders for
Christmas presents. Mrs. Waite our
agent in Massachusetts, has sold over
SO 900 worth of the books in very
short time. Mrs. Sacke'tt, our agent
in New York, has sold over $1,500
worth of the books in a very short
time The book lis printed ON velvet
Cardinal Red and gold, and adorned
with Golden Roses and Lilies. Tt lis
finished paper, beautifully bound in
without doubt, the most beautiful book
of this century. Write for terms
quickly and get the management of
THAT territory, You cam work ON salary
or commission and when you prove
your success we will promote you te
the position of Manager and Cores
pondent, ait a permanent salary, to die.
vote your time to attending to agents
and the correspondence. Wanted also
a State Manager to have charge OF
office i'm Leading City of the State and
manage all the business of the State
Send for terms. Address-The British
American Co., Corcoran Building, Op-
posite U. S. Treasury, Washington, D
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
SALT LAKE CITY.

No one crossing the continent can
afford to cut Salt Lake City from his
route. The attractions of the place, in
cluding the Mormon Temple, Tabern-
acle and Church institutions, the Great
Salt Lake-deader and denser than the
Dead Sea in the Holy Land-the pic
turesque environment and the Warm
Sulphur and Hot Springs, are greater
to the square yard than any locality on
the American continent.
The Rio Grande Western RAILWAY,
connecting on the East with the Den
yer & Rio Grande and Colorado Mid
land Railways and on the West with
the Southern Pacific Central Route)
and Oregon Short Line, is the only
transcontinental line passing directly
through Salt Lake City. The route
through Salt Lake City via the Rio
Grande Western Railway lie famous all
the year around. On account of the
equable climate of Utah and Colorado
it is just as popular in winter as In
summer. Send &c to e. COPELAND, 21t
Dearborn St., Chicago, or Geo. W
Heintz, General Passenger Agent, Sail
Lake City, for a copy OF "Salt Lake
City-the City of the Saints"
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
The Very Best Route.

The best rouse Go travel lis from New
York to Norfolk, Va, by the Old
Dominion Steamers.
The most elegantly fitted boats, fin
est state rooms and best meals. The
rate including meals and state rooms
is less than you cam travel by rail, and
you get rid of the dust and changing
cars.
II you want ITO go South beyond Nor
folk to Southern Pines and Pinebluff,
THE Winter Health Resorts, or, TO
Vaughan, N c., the Pennsylvania
Colony headquarters, Peachland, N. G.,
the New England Colony, StaItham,
Ga, the Ohio Colony and headquarters
of the Union Veterans Southern settle
ment, or to points in FLORIDA, you
can connect with the Seaboard Air
Lime. For information as to rates of
travel address H. b. WALKER, Traffic
Manager New York City, N. Y.
For information as to farming OF
mineral lands, water powers, manu-
featuring sites or winter resorts, rates
of board rent of cottages, employment
for invalid mechanics who need to GO
South, address JOHN PATRICK, CHIEF
Industrial Agent, S. A. L., Pinebluff
North Carolina
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
THE GOSPEL OF SAVING.

In uhe lChris1mals numIDer of The
Saturday hvenlng Post husselI Sage
presents some of the best advice that
aas ever been glven TO young men
regarding the handling of their mon-
ey. in the course of the article he
says:
No matter how fast man may
make money, he owes it to s5cie,y as
well as TO shimself to be economical.
Amy young man who will live up
to- the following set OF rules will get
mlore genuine Happiness out of life
than his neighbor who violates Them
"Out of every doilar earned save
tWen.y5ti cents. Slave seventy five
cents if you can, but never less than
twenty-five.
Get up at a regular hour every
morning, and work until the things
THAT are before you are finished. Don't
drop what you have in hand because
it is five o'clock
BE honest; always have the cour-
age to tell the truth.
Don't depend ON others. Even if
you have rich father, strille out for
yourself.
Cultivate independence at the very
outset.
Learn the value of money. Re
alize THAT it stands, when honestly
made, as a monument to your vadue
as citizen.
BE jealous of you civic rights.
Take "a wholesome interest i'm public
affairs, but do not let politics, or amy
timing elise, interfere with the rigid
administration of your private duties.
The State is made up of individuals.
-'Be clean and decent. Don't do
anything that you would be ashamed
to discuss with your mother
DON'T gamble.
BE circumspect in your amuse-
ments
I'm connection with amusements,
have never been able ito understand
why the young men of to-day deem the
theatre am absolute essential in seek
ing diversion. An evening with 9
good book is, or ought ito Ibe, more
satisfying 20 the young man of brains
than AN evening in hall where lot
of mal1e-believe characters are strut
ting up and down the stage, like
children at a masquerade. When the
human race reaches its highest menta
development tihere will probably be nC
theatres"
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
sneeze Without winking.

Bobby came home one day covered
with dirt and bruises and trundling a
broken bicycle.
what on earth have you been doing,
my child" exclaimed his terrified
mother,
q ran over a big dog and took
fall" explained Bobby.
Couldn't you see him and give him
the road"
Yes; saw him and was turning out,
but when | got within about ten feet
of him shut my eyes, and before got
'em open again I'd run into him."
"For the lands sake, what did you
shut your eyes for"
Couldn't help it. Had to sneeze. If
you think you can hold your eyes open
when the sneeze comes, you just try it
some day"
If the reader thinks Bobby's excuse
was not valid one, let him try it some
day "when the sneeze comes. Youths
Companion.
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
MG9GRaGasaS$ Love

Is boundless. Yet it is utterly helpless
to give strength to the child born with
low vitality. The time to give strength
to the child is before birth and to impart
this gift the mother herself must be
strong. DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton gives strength to mothers. 1t pre-
serves them in robust health i'll the
months before baby comes. 1t practical
1y does away with the pains of mother
hood, and enables the mother to endow
her child with healthy body and a
happy disposition. 0Favorite Prescrip-
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lutely free from opium and cocaine.
cI consider DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
the best medicine made" writes Mrs Mary
Murdoch, of 22o Taylor ST., Topeka Kansas III
know it has no equal. l the mother of ten
children and only one living-the tenth one.
She is one year old and is as we'll and hearty as
can be She is a beauty of my other babies
some were born at right time, but dead, others
were premature births one lived to be one wear
old but she was always feeble. l tried different
doctors but none of them could tell what nv
they found nothing wrong l did not know
try DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. / took it
the entire nine months and now have fine
baby girl, and l can not praise your medicine
enough for the good it did me.p
DIR. Pierce's Pellets cure heartburn,
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
For Over Fifty Years.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used by millions OF mothers for
their children while teething. If dis
turbed at night and broken of your rest
by sick child suffering and crying
with pain of Cutting Teeth send at
once and get bottle of Mrs. Win
slows Soothing Syrup" for Children
Teething. 1t will relieve the poor lit
tie sufferer Immediately. Depend upon
it, mothers, there is no mistake about
it. 1t cures Diarrhoea, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, cures Wind Collie,
softens the Gums, reduces Infamma-
tion, and gives tone and energy to the
whole system. Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup" for children teething Is
pleasant to the taste and Is the pre-
scription Of one of the oldest and best
female physicians and nurses In the
United States. Price twenty-five cents
bottle. Sold by all druggists through
out the world. Be sure and ask for
MRS. Winslow's Soothing Syrup"
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS.
Political Sanction of What All
Agreed to BE a Good Thing

Political Sanction of What All
Agreed to BE a Good Thing.
One of the latest writings of the late
Charles Dudley Warner was an essay
for The Century, entitled 1.-The Pursuit
of Happiness"
Perhaps the most curious and inter-
esting phrase ever put into a public
document is ''the pursuit of happiness"
1t is declared to be an inalienable
right. 1t cannot be sold. 1t cannot be
given away, 1t is doubtful if it could
be left by will
The right of every man to be feet
high and of every woman to be feet 4
was regarded as self evident until wo-
men asserted their undoubted right to
be feet high also, when some confu-
sion was introduced into this interpre-
tation of this rhetorical fragment of
the eighteenth century.
But the inalienable right to the pur-
suit of happiness has never been ques-
toned since it was proclaimed as a
new gospel for the new world The
American people accepted it with en-
thusiasm, as if it had been the discov-
cry of gold prospector, and started
out in the pursuit as if the devil were
after them.
If the proclamation had been that
happiness is a common right of the
race, alienable or otherwise: that all
men are or may be happy, history and
tradition might have interfered to raise
doubt whether even the new form of
government could so change the ethical
condition. But the right to make a
pursuit of happiness given in a funda-
mental bill of rights had quite a differ
ent aspect. Men had been engaged in
many pursuits, most of them disas-
trous, some of them highly commenda-
Bile. A sect in Galilee had set up the
pursuit of righteousness as the only OF
the highest object of mans immortal
powers. The rewards of it, however
were not always immediate. Here was
a political sanction of pursuit that
everybody acknowledged to be of a
good thing. Y -'-4a-. Ysa'ss. fs.,-..
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
Startling Expose.

Sister Snowball-'Deed. Sistah Dahk-
leigh. did yo' all notice how Pahson
Pinfeatheh's bal haid shine dis mawn-
in? Honey. tell yo' dat saint sho'ly
shine wifi inwahd grace.
Sister arkleigh-lnwahd grace, nuff-
in! Pahson Pinfeatheh done been
boa'din at NAH house, en- nah boy
Wash ton Jeff son done see him pol
ish dat bal haid wifi dishyer tan shoe
dressin. Baltimore American.
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
rE1E APPETITE OF A COAT

lis envied by all poor dyspeptics
whose Stomach and Liver are out of
order. All such should know that Dr..
Kings New Life Pills, the wonderful
Stomach and Liver Remedy, gives a
splendid appetite, sound digestion and
a regular bodily habit that insures
perfect health and great energy. Only
25 Genus at Clarke & McDaniels drug
store
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22

made speeches and pledged them
selves, and Deacon Spooner tapped on
the floor with his cane and said he
thanked heaven he had lived to see
that night. The enthusiasm was still
bilin when Lish Billings strolled in
and looked around in an inquirin way.
The deacon explained what was up
and asked him if he hadn't sunthin to
say.
"Waal, not a great DEAL" replied
Lish. 'I'd like to ask who's to git up
this revival?"
"We'll send for some great preach
er," answers Abijah Holden.
"Who's to pay him? Preachers amt
revivalin around for nuthin, though
they like to do good"
Everybody looked at everybody. but
no one had any more to say.
"And when we got the revival start
ed" continued Lish, .'there'd have to
be lot of ownin up to things and ask
in forgiveness. Who's goin to own up
to glttin drunk on hard cider, to jawin
his wife. to lickin his children, to pi-
zenin dogs, to cripplin hogs, to stealth
fence rails, to hundred other mean
things? Take yer time about it and
don't all speak at once, but lemme
have the information"
Deacon Spooner opened his mouth
as if to say that Lish had made
strong pint, but closed it again and
heaved sigh and went out. Other
sighs was heaved and other folks went
out and in three minits Lish Billings
had all the cracker and sugar bar'ls
to hisself and was wonderin what had
busted I'M tha meetin NJ OrrAn
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
a cnrefnl Sneaker.

What did you expect TO prove by
that exceedingly long winded argument
Of yoursy' asked the friend.
81 didn't expect to prove anything"
answered the orator. "All / hoped to
do was to confuse the other fellow so
that he couldn't prove that l didn't
prove anything ANSWERS.
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22

A man is a fool to be jealous of a
good woman, and he is a fool to be
jealous of a worthless one. Now draw
your own conclusions.-Chicago News.
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22

IncOntestable.

Mary-I'm positive Fred loves me
and intends to make me his wife.
Helen Why? Has he proposed yet?
AIary-No, but he dislikes mother
more every time he sees her.-Jugend.
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
WINTER TRAINS TO REHoBoTH.
Pennsylvania Railroad Will Inaugu
rate Tri-weekly Service.

L SAhAAA9J tFeeAt@ AeeeA1AO Oeiu WIFI IHdu9u
rate Tri-weekly Service.
Beginning Monday, November 26
1900, the Pennsylvania Railroad Com
pany will run trains on Tuesdays
Thursdays and Saturdays from Lewes
Ito Rehoboth as follows: Leaves Lewes
1910 p. m, arrive Rehoboth 1922 p. m
Leave Rehoboth 2.4O p. M, arrive
Lewes 252 p. m. Connections will bt
made ait Lewes with trains ARRIVING
at that point at 11.5s a. M, and leaving
ait 3.O3 p. m.
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22
IA SPASM OF REFORM.
THE REVIVAL THAT WAS SUGGESTED
FOR THE TOWN OF JERICHO.

Pap Perkins, the Postmaster, Tells
About the Enthusiasm With Which
Abijah HOIden's Idea Was Greeted
and How Lish Billings Doused 1t
With 81 Wet Blanket.
copyright, 1900, by @. B. Lewis.1
1t was Abijah Holden who first got
the idea, and he sprung it on the post
office crowd one Saturday night in the
most unexpected manner. He'd bin
keepin powerful quiet fur week or
two, like a man who's left his jack
knife stickin in the barn door and is
rryin to remember the fact and this
made the surprise all the greater. The
crowd was most ready to go home
when he got up and said;
"Feller Citizens of Jericho-I want
to see this town doomed as much as
any of you. l want to see her git up
and hump herself till Boston or Chica-
go won't be in it, but when it comes to
choosin between size and goodness I'm
fur goodness. think it's better fur
ones soul and body to live in a small,
good town than in big, bad town.
I'm willin to go in and help push Jeri-
cho along, as / said, but let's do it on
right lines. Let's start her off on a
high moral plane and keep her So
There's a pint. and mebbe mighty
strong one, in what Bijah says" re-
marked Deacon Spooner as the speak
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22

Standing around the streets is not
the only way Of loafng. .-Atchison
Globe
The Delawarean., 1900-12-22

Subscribe for The Delawarean-s1.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-04-11
CANVASS is COMPLETE
King Gets 500 Plurality in Salt
Lake County.
HAMLIN GOT 1923 VOTES
LIGHT VOTE FOR SOCIALIST La
Dor MAN.
Few and Unimportant Changes Made
By the Count-Utah County's Of
fetal Returns Give King a Plu-
rality of 651 Votes-Hammond
Wins In Sewer By 80.

The county commissioners yesterday
completed the canvass of election re-
turns from the lightweight voting dis
tricts in Salt Lake county, showing a
total Of S,206 votes east for King for
congressman, and 723 for Hammond.
making the Democratic candidates ma
jority over his opponent 800. Hamlin,
the Socialist Labor candidate, polled
25s votes in the city ara sixty-four in
the outside precincts. Eighty-one
scattering votes were counted.
The judges OF the Thirty-f1rst dis
trict answered the boards summons to
explain the discrepancy between 2O7
voters names entered in the poll book
and an excess of sixteen TALES not
counted in the extended total 1t was
shown, however, that the excess of tai
lies was an error and that the count of
1S7 votes for King and sixty-eight for
Hammond, was correct.
No discrepancies of consequence were
found in the returns from the outside
districts, and the result was declared
as follows: