The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-09-28
DEAR BOY" LETTERS-NO. 5

My Dear Boy-You ask why the DEM
ocrats insist that imperialism and milf
tarism are the paramount issues Of this
campaign"
The reason, my son, is very plain. Our
Democratic friends are pushing these
things to the front because there isn't
anything else for them to talk about this
year. All the rest of their powder has
been burnt once and won't even fzzle this
year. Their platform denounces the
Dingley tariff bill, but they do not wish
to meet us before the people on that
issue The hard times under the Wilson
bill and the present prosperity under our
protective tariff furnish an object lesson
which makes it uphill business to argue
free trade this year.
Their platform also denounces the gold
standard legislation and demands free
coinage Of silver at the ratio Of 16 to l.
But that powder was burnt four years
ago and events have shown the falsity Of
their predictions.
They are like the boy who when beaten
playing marbles says, Lets play some
thing else" Beaten on tariff and the
money question, they want to play mill
itarism" awhile. Their lack Of any other
issue is responsible for the conjuring up
Of the spectre Of imperialism"
But while they are not talking about
free trade or free silver, the people are
not going to forget that they are the
free trade and free silver party. And.
as Mr.. Lincoln used to say, that reminds
me of little story.
One of our excellent missionaries and
his good wife went to an island in Poly
nesia about fifty years ago. They stayed
there sixteen years and their work was
wonderfully successful. They found q
tribe of savages. They left tribe Of
civilized, Christian people, industrious
and temperate, clothed and in their
right minds"
The incident which illustrates my point
occurred during the first year of their
residence on the island. A chief clothed
in sunshine and nothing else called on the
missionaries. They treated him politely,
but as he left the house the missionary
followed him and said: "Chief we are
glad to see you and want you to come
again, but in my country men wear
clothes and my wife Is not accustomed
to see men without clothing. The next
time you come to see us, won't you please
put on a little clothing one or two gar
ments at leastT
The chief promised compliance. A few
days after, he entered the missionaries
home with a satisfied smile on his face.
saying, "Me all right now"
He had on shirt collar and pair OF
socks.
My son, Mr.. Bryan and his friends
are badly deceived if they think that
, their imperialism" collar and ''militar-
ism" socks will hide the free trade and
free silver nakedness Of the Democratic
party from the gaze of the American
people.
BY the way, speaking of "militarism,"
l advise you always to watch with sus-
picion any man or any party that is
afraid of the United States army. Our
army is a volunteer army of as gallant
men as the sun ever shone upon. They
are our defenders and the protectors OF
our persons and property. Hard-work-
ing, accomplishing, brave and faithful,
they follow the flag through summers
sun and winters storms, through tropi-
cal jungles and the dangers of fever and
of battle for you and me and for their
country's sake. IL man is a good, law
abiding citizen he has no reason to be
afraid Of an American soldier.
l was one, my father was one, my
grandfather was one, and my great
grandfather was one and feel like taxi
ing off my hat to every soldier | meet.
And whenever I find a man who 10
afraid of the tyranny" of our gallant
little army, l feel like asking him what
he has been doing. 1t is small army
for so great a nation. and the introduc-
ton Of ''militarism" in this campaign
shows that our Democratic friends are
hard up for an issue.
YOUR FATHER.