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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19
CHURCH ANN oUNCEMENT.

CHURCH ANN OUNCEMENT.
The corinthtan baptist Church situated o.
I!th 81. between Crocker and School 6eA
freacning; u II a. ~; Sunday School; q u
O'CLOCK Preaching. at r. N:
st. Paul A. n, E.-Corner Of Second and Centse
StreetS. Preaching at 1880 Q. m; Sunday
p. N. preaching At s p. n. +. j. Psssrsoa.
pastor. 4 nj s f5gF{{ "a 75Is
First African Bspt.st Church Corner scAooa
and .; st1eerts: Rsv. y. U Underwood pastor.
m, Mrs E. L. Noble, Superintendsne;
Young Peoples meeting p. m, preaching
7'30 pm. = - 4, : & 3lII1 p q,
Burns N. E.-East Second and Des M0inaa
street. Sunday services, preaching at lt:0o
9. IN. and 4 p N. Sunday School St l0:0
Prayer and Class meeting, Wednesday B p. N.
Al! are welcome. Rev. Q. w. Holmes. pase0e,
30 Des A0ines streer
SECRET ORDERS.
North Star Lodge, No. 3, A. F. A. M.-Nssea
Hall-Esst Second ana Walnut ]. r.. BlaE-
burn, W. NJ; g. H.CleRgett. secretary.
King Solomon Commandery, No. 6.-Moe19
Second and Fourth Thursday In each month.
ct Masonic hall. Frud Jackson, II. c.; G. =
Cleggett, Rec. 3s$at
Charity Lodge, No. 2le2, g. u. O. OF o. -
: Meets First, Second and Third Tuesday eeoA
month ct Odd Fellows hall on West SixtA
and Walnut streets. D. Burns, N. Gs p
Brown, p. s. 55 F n
Naomi Court, No. 3-meets Second Aondav
in each month n Masonic hall. Ar1. j. H.
Shepard, matron; Mrs. Fred Jackson. secre
tary. E 81 III s5t 3 ' '
Mt. Olive Court, No. 4-Meets First Thurs63y
of each month at Masonic hail. Mrs. 8usaA
White, matson; Mrs.. Flora Majors, secre
knights and Ladies' OF Honor Of the World No
l78 Victoria Lodge-meets every Monday
evening st Webster's Hall. corner OF TentA
Centeg .rssts. Mrs; g. A. Wood. Proctos.
Mrs. -se johnson, Secretary,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19

Mrs. Hattie Williams of St. Joseph
was in our city this week. s s,.s
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19

When in Muchakinock, Iowa
stop at MRS. ADDIE JOHN>
SONS RESTAURANT for good
meals or.short orders; also Ice
Cream, Prompt attention given
to all orders. ..-,.,,e..s "%
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19

AisH. Shepard, spenta few days
9sty yher the week at Give, with her
--ITthss Dell. Richardson.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19

Miss Edith Stanton is very sick at
this writing. ...-... -....l.s- w. g.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19

At the annual election Of trustees on
Tuesday evening, the following persons
were chosen for the ensuing year: A..
L. Meadows and A. A. Bush, re-
e'ected, JAS Cooper, VIM. Dodson and
VIM! Riggs. Jas. Cooper was chosen
secretary, and A. A. Bush succeeds him.
self as treasurer. sNn}f a7r-@r e@F
Mrs. F. E. McNiel, conte mplates
makings visit to her home in Savan.
III, Ca, soon. + ";
2 Miss Henrietta Vinton Davis may be
found the home of Mr.. and Mrs. NJ.
Culberson, while in the city.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19

Ia Richardson, still remains
Mr. With some little change for
/ the fortat this writing.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19
DUBUQUE NEWS.

+ Mrs. Norris, who has been on the
sick list is able to be out.
Mrs. J. H. Brooks. who resides on
the East Side, is sick. # $50
Mrs. Ellis has received q beautiful
piano from her hnshSnd, Mr.. Ellis. ~
Mr.. Lou Christopher, who was visit.
ing his niece in Keoknk, has returned.
MIR. Henry Cole, who had his arm
sprained. is slowly improving.
Revival meetings were held at our
church last week: sE VI r. 6.
The club will give IN entertainment
soon. .'..
Last Sunday was Missionary Day.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19
Don't fail to hear Padere wsks.

Miss Cora Smith is quite sick this
week. She is unable TO be at work
with Younker's. .sI v @ 9
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19

hr. Roberts. Of Davenport, ie vis.-
tor in our city this week. F-s
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19

rk ~ w. A. Wright, Of .Minneap-
,r!sn., spent q few days in our
Np' butte to the Southeast.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19
BURLINGTON.

On last Friday evening at the A. M
E. $. s., the followin were elected to
serve for the ensuing year: Mrs. julia
Folks, superintendent; Rev. Wiley Hunt
assistant superintendent. Miss Mary
Brown, secretary; Miss Grace johnson
assistant secretary; Mrs. Edward Allen,
treasurer. Teachers. Rev. Higgens,
Mrs. J. Folks. Mrs. E. Allen, Mrs. Hig.
gins and Rev. J. Smith.
The series of meetings will commence
at st. John A. NJ. E. church, Sunday,
January 2lst -.- s-.a,'
Mrs. b. Mills and Mrs. Mollie Early
are quite sick at the Burlington hospital.
Monday evening. January 18th. Rev.
and Mrs. Jas. Higgins we're agreeably
surprised with a donation party by the
members and friends of the church.
The tables were heavily loaded with all
the necessaries Of life.. Mrs. Henry
Cooper, Misses Gertie Tyler, Cora and
Eva Brooks, were the promoters of the
surprise. -
Mis- Kansas Wilson was called last
Saturday, to tho bedside of her Son Ru-
fus, who is lying very low at St. Joseph,
Missouri -.rs..,t,. ..- ,.-.... -., a,.s
Thursday evening, at 5 o'clock, et the
residence Of Mr.. and Mrs. Clay Reed, Of
Mount Pleasant, occurred the marriage
Of Mr.. Lafayette Martin and Miss EN-
ma Reed. Rev Il; 4. Rhinehart per-
formed the ceremony. Those present
were j. w. Mackey, of Burlington, Miss
Louise Scott, Mrs. Trimble and Mrs.
Rhinehart At o:45. they returned to
BurIingtan where reception was ten.
dered them q, their residence. 216 S.
Third. ....-.
4 Their many friends wish them success
in life. Mr.. Tate Martin says he is the
happiest man in the Hawkeye State.
The Dianna BLACK Blunders" and
the "Shaking Quakers" will be render
ed at St. john A. NJ. E. church, Thurs.
day evening, Jan. 18th. ..
Mrs. Easily, mother Of Mrs. John Car.
ter, Of 1906 Twelfth street. will spend
several weeks in the city. @ e
Rev. r. knight, of St. Marks A. M.
4. church, Milwaukee, has been in the
city for ten days, the guest of Mrs.
Mary Webb, 123 S. Main street. 1t is
ruraored he has gotten his divorce from
his former wife in Vincennes, Ind, a.r
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19

Mrs. C. A Bass of Give has been ill
a0r several weeks, but is some better
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19
CITY NEWS
Subscribe for the Bystander.

Get your winter coal at 1907 Center
street. Iowa Phone 255.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19

pins. who. has been very sick
,,: ent, which is very crafty
49, friends. 50
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1900-01-19

a isied at her hi ae 1412 East Buchanan
teet, Mrs Richard Stewart. of heart
P|ubls. She had only been sick few
- W. i, She died Tuesday morning at
"a AN look She was an old and we'll re-
sgSSsS s'WSd Nd citizen and will be greatly
tTuRAy her friends.
Fison stSi. E. choir was highly enter
!. Will = the last two rehersals A
W. last Friday, evening they
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The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1900-09-15

oA AAAoy OAbOe uoOu A1tO. 4SA" oAN
Fitzgerald entertained informally at
cards 10 honor OF he. guest, Mrs. Will
liam Bulger Of Chicago. Those present
were: Mesdamss Bulger, Buckstaff.
Brown. Crittenden, Funke. Hargreaves,
Tilton. Thompson, Marshall. Wilson,
Wright. Leonard, George Woods, Dor.
gan, Frank Woods, A. s. Raymond, 1.
N. Raymond, Dayton, Marx Woods, A.
E. Hargreaves. Aitkin, Mullou, Curtice,
Will Dorgan. Charlie Mayer, Henry
Mayer, McMurtry. J. J. Butler. Ogden.
Morrison, Oakley, Brock, and Plummer.
Married, on Tuesday afternoon at
the home OF the bride, 1882 Dudley
street. Mics Leta Brockelmeyer to Mr..
George j. Brown, by Reverend 81. s.
Felix. The house was decorated with
pink, red and white carnations. palms
and other foliage. The drawing room
where the bridsi group stood was in
pink to match the costume OF the bride.
Her gown was Of pink mousselin dc
sole made over taffets with gsrnitures
Of white lace applique and black velvet
and black velvet sash. Her bouquet
was of pink roses. The wedding was
attended by relatives only, but q re-
csption to about one hundred aid fifty
friends was given in the evening. The
guests were received by Mr.. Brockel-
meyer. Mr.. and Mrs. Brown, Mrs. F. G.
Yule and Miss Mary Stevens. Punch
and ices were served by Misses Minnie
johnson and Lesher assisted by Misses
Ellen Fitzgerald, Marie Bowers, Esther
Hswley and Minnie Brockelmeyer. The
bride and groom received many hand
some presents. among them q cabinet
from the Fitzgerald Dry Goods COM
pany. Of which firm the groom lie an
employe, having charge Of the adver-
tising department. Mr.. and Mrs.
Brown left on Tuesday evening for Nj
agars and other eastern points. They
will be at home to their friends after
October the fifteenth, at their new home
141l Garden street.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. E. Thompson en-
tertained the Bohemiennes at the last
picnic Of the season on Wednesday,
Mrs. John Fitzgerald Offering her
beautiful grounds for the occasion.
After the supper which vas served on
the lawn. music was given by the ladies
while the gentlemen amused themselves
with pool. Those present we're: Mes
srs. and Mesdames Lew Marshall, w.
G. Wilson, Edward Fitzgerald, Critten-
den. w. B. Hargreaves. Tilton. Buck
staff, F. w. Brown. J. B. Wright. Carl
Funke and Leonard. Masters Howard
Wilson, Wright, and Miss Crittenden.
Mrs. Frank Irvine was unable to be
present on account of her injuries.
A dinner was given at the home Of
Miss Eleanor Deweese on Wednesday
evening by the alumnse Of Delta Gamms
in honor OF Mrs. James McCrosky Of
Buenos Ayres. The gathering was Of
the nature of q reunion after the sum-
mer vacation, as we'll, and was greatly
enjoyed. The table was beautified with
pink roses, carnations and artistic place
cards, bearing miniatures in water COL
ors. from the brush Of Miss Jessie Lans-
ing. The menu was served in five
courses. Invitations we're extended to
Mr.. and Mrs. James McCroeky. Mrs.
II. j. Whitmore. Miss Tremsine. Mrs.
Frank Woods, Mrs. Ray Edmisten, Mrs.
Deutsch OF Beatrice; Misses Lansing,
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1900-09-15

"esAsoos ho68oIus muuOu, wing, DIiuc,
Mulliken, Starrett, Rice, Dennis, WEIGH,
Polk, Webster, Gregory.
On Wednesday a six o'clock luncheon
was given to the alumnae chapter of
the Delta Gamma fraternity by Miss
Eleanor Deweese at her home on the
corner Of Sixteenth and J streets in
honor Of Mrs. McCrosky Of Buenos
Ayrss, q former student at the uni
veasity. The decorations we're pink
roses and carnations. The guests we're:
Mr.. and Mrs. McCrosky. Mesdames Ed
miston, Frank Woods. and Whitmore.
Misses Mary Tremaine. Bridge. Wing,
Mulliken. Mullon, Haggard, Watkins,
Lansing, WEIGH, Gregory, Webster,
Polk, Dennis, Rice and Starrett.
Miss Towns and Miss Emerson chap
eroned this party Of High school young
people for wheel ride and q picnic at
Branson's grove on Saturday: Misses
Luella Lansing. Lulu Abbott, Harriet
Hutton. Ethel Ames. Iaez Everett, Ruth
Bell, Nellie Ludden, Carrie Ludden,
Margaret Wharton, Bessie Wharton,
Flossie Erford. and Edna King. Mes
srs. Harry Wharton, Ralph Hutton, An
drew Hutton, Carl Stein, Charlie Ma.
thewsop, Ira Humphrey. Harry Hart
Icy, George Woods. James Hickey, Ma.
son Wheeler, Clarence johnson, Frank
johnson and Archie Scare.
Miss Marion Hall, just turned five
years, with the aid of her mother, cele-
brated the anniversary by a party last
Saturday afternoon. Mrs. Hall was as.
sisted by Misses Foster. Harper, LOOMS,
Harmon Of Tecumseh. and Bren of St.
Louis. The children present we're:
Gertrude Rehlsender, Cecilia Ward,
Eleanor and Esther Bennett, Hillary
and Phoebe Folsom, Marjorie Cobb of
Texas. Norman and Helen Curtice,
Licnel and Elmer Henkle, Sarah Laid,
Harriet Chaplin, Sarah Risdon, Hugh
Hindmsn,- Margaret Mitchell, Edward
Westerveldt. Jesee Moore, Annette and
Florence Peters, Vail and Harry Bah
cock, Katharine Yates and Helen Hall.
Mrs. w. ]. BuIger and daughter
Anne, of Chicago, are visiting Mrs John
and Mrs. Edward Fitzgerald. Mr..
Bulger will arrive tomorrow. 1t was
Mrs. Edward Fitzgerald who drew a
brass rod on burglar and frightened
him into Mysteries and out of the house,
e!asping to his panic-stricken chest
most OF Mr.. Linneen's and Mr.. VEINS
jswelry. Mre. Edward Fitzgerald is a
petite. gentle-voiced woman, not of the
sort you would select for a burglar
alarm, but she is spirited. The burglar
got away with the jewelry.
Miss Alberta Spurck, class of 1900 of
the University Of Nebraska, went to
Tacoma, Washington. last week. She
will take charge Of the physical culture
OF the young women in the Annie
Wright seminary, the Episcopal school
Tor young women. Miss Spurck spec
ialized in this department of the uni.
versity and has since taken a course in
physical education at Chautauqus, New
York. Her appointment to the posi-.
ton from large number of applicants
is credit to Miss Spurck and the
physical culture department at the
university.
While enroute from Lincoln to Chi
cago, young woman was accosted by
her neighbor, man in the seat across
the aisle. He asked her how much
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10
INDUSTRIAL NOTES.
A Weekly Review OF the Happenings Through
cut the Labor World in This and
Other Countries.

Canadian telegraph liners have struck
for ninehour day.
Twenty-Five OF the hucksters OF Cam
den, N. J., have formed an organiza-
ton for mutual protection.
Three departments OF the Illinois
Steel Company, at South Chicago, en-
ploying 1900 men, have resumed work.
The Chicago building contractors
have rejected proposition for peace
made by the unions to settle the labor
war in that city.
The international Seamens Union
has issued circular denouncing Con-
gress for not passing the labor meas
ures put before it.
Cuban and Spanish laborers on the
Havana electric railroad have struck
because they receive forty cents day
less than Americans.
After several weeks of idleness, the
plants OF the Glucose Sugar Refining
Company, at Rockford. H.. have re-
Sumcd work, taking on $50 men.
The journeymen plumbers strike at
St. Paul, Mimi, has been declared of
after six weeks of unsuccessful effort
to j5tsir shorter hours OF labor.
The National Building Trades Coun-
Gil has issued an edct forbidding union
workmen from seeking employment
in several large cities where there are
strikes.
Henry Finehout aged eighty-one, be-
lieved to have been the Oldest railroad
conductor in the world, died at St. Paul,
MINI. His railroad service extended
over 3eriod of sixty years.
The demand for harvest hands ir
Kansas is so great that the section
hands OF the Missouri Pacific Railroad
are giving up their positions at $I.25 per
day to go into the fields and work fol-
s. day.
The Birmingham (Ala.) Trades Coun-
Gil, the general assembly OF the 2oooc
white union men in the Birmingham
district, have withdrawn the color line
and will hereafter receive negro dele
gates from the local unions to the
Federal Council.
The new electric power plant at the
Armour packing houses in Chicago re-
places % steam boilers, Io engines and
II refrigerating machines.
According to a San Francisco PAPER
children OF James Watt, inventor of the
steam engine, are now living in Cali
fornia.
South Carolina is now manufacturing
all the cotton she produces. North
Carolina, Georgia and other States are
also turning out large part OF thei
cotton in finished goods.
The government owns many thou
sands OF acres OF land in New Mexico
that have never been taken up. 1t is
the finest country in the world for stock
raising.
Buffalo county, Neb., boasts the larg.
est alfalfa field in the world. 1t is under
the management of H. d. Watson and
is from one-half to two miles wide and
eight miles or such matter long Ii
yields three cuttings a season and the
total yield per acre for the three cuttings
averages close to eight tons.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10
THE POLITICAL CAMPAIGN.

The Kansas Prohibitionists have
nominated State ticket.
President Mckinley will make only
brief speeches during the campaign.
Senator Hanna predicts the over
whelming success Of the Republican
ticket
Representative Dolliver, of Iowa
will take prominent part in the coming
campaign.
Governor Roosevelt will deliver
speeches in various parts OF the coun-
try in the campaign.
The 5000 cowboys OF Western Kan
sas are TO be organized into Roosc-
welt Republican club.
Congressman ]. A. T. Hull has been
renominated by the Republicans of the
Seventh Iowa district
The National Republican committee
has appointed o. J. Salisbury National
committeeman from Utah.
Judge James P. Tarvin is candidate
for the governorship of Kentucky on
the Democratic ticket.
S, c. Swallow, of Pennsylvania. will
be supported for the presidential NOM
ination by Indiana Prohibitionists.
Democratic politicians are busy in
Washington securing campaign ma
terial to use in Congress elections.
Democrats Of the Thirteenth Illinois
Congressional district have nominated
John Eddy, of Bloomington, for Con
gress.
= ropuifst convention has been cali
ed to meet in Jackson, Miss. August r.
to nominate Populist electoral ticket
A. c. Jones, Prohibitionist, is pre-
senting himself as a candidate for
United States senator in South Carolina
in opposition to Senator B. B. Tillman,
Governor Peckham- the youngest
governor Kentucky has had and the
youngest governor in the United
States, has issued a statement formally
announcing his candidacy for the Dem.
ocratic nomination to succeed himself
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10
Dickens's London.

As we jog along, or walk by turns,
we come to Buckingham street, and
looking up at Alfred Jingle's lodgings
says a grateful word OF Mr.. Pickwick,
says Kate Douglas Wiggin in the At
lantic. We tell each other that much
of what we know of London and Eng
land, when we come to it. seems TO
have been learned from Dickens.
Deny him the right to sit among the
elect. If you will; talk of his tendency
to farce and caricature; call his hui
NOR low comedy, and his pathos ba-
thos-though you shall say none of
these things in my presence unchal-
lenged; but the fact remains that every
child, in America at least, knows
more eof England-its almshouses, debt
ors' prisons and law courts, its vii
lagos and villagers, it's beadles and
cheap-jacks and ostlers and coach
men and Boots, its streets and lanes,
its lodgings and inns and landladies
and roast beef and plum pudding, IFS
ways, manners and customs-knows
more of these things and a thousand
others from Dickens's novels than
from all the histories, Biographies.
biographies and essays in the Ian
guage. Where is there another novel
list who has so peopled q great city
with his imaginary characters that
there is hardly room for the living
population, as one walks along the
streets?
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10
Made Up Of Maioonte nts.

The Boxer Society is made up Of
malcontents and extreme conservatives,
opposed to railroads and foreign ideas
IN general The first we knew of them
they were destroying property along
some German railway lines in Shan
Tung province. The empress has allow
ed the outbreak to get beyond her con-
troll. Her soldiers will fight the Box
ers" with great reluctance, if at all.
She dismissed her generals, and that
shows that She took sides with the antiA
foreign element But she is not bitter
in her opposition to foreigners.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10
The Increasing Use Of Metals.

In the United States steel cars art
being substituted for wooden ones on
railways, and to this one new departure
a goodly share of steel industry activity
is ascribed. The various uses to which
electricity has been applied in late years
the water supply OF cities, and all kinds
OF engineering enterprises have alsc
greatly incl cased the demand for iron
and steel in all countries; and lastly, a
new era in railway building has COM
menced in Russia, the United States,
and some other countries, the great ST.
berian enterprises of Russia alone call
ing for immense quantities OF railway
material
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10

what does she say%' asked the
crafty politician who had referred the
committee to his wife for information
as to his intentions.
"She refuses to talk" replied the
spokesman of the committee.
Then it wasn't my wife you met.
gentlemen" he rejoined with great
positiveness. 1T was somebody else"
Chicago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10
Ore
Wossaass's
Letter
SA rs

HI dOcf0s-ed with fvvo Of
the best doctors IN Tire CITY
for two years and had no
relief until ! used tho
Pinflinas,s remedies.
"My fr0uEio was utcer-
alton of the lxfesgxs. lsuf-
fered terribly, could NOT
sleep nights and thought
som nefimes that death
would be su0h q relief.
"To-dayIan a weN wo-
man, able 10 do my own
work, andhave NOT apaln.
~Iused four bQffies of
Lydia e. Plskhain1s Noge-
table Compound and three
packages of SanafIve
Wash and oann0f praise
the medicines enough. ~
MRS. ELIZA THOMAS,
634 Pine ST., Easfons Pa.
} Mrs. PIakdsass advises
suffering women without
CHARGE
r---'- c D;-Lhe<., N~d Co. Lynn. MasA
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10

II am determined" said the man
who is proud of his boy, that this
youngster shall acquire correct hab-
its of speech
"The best way to do that is to see
that he has good examples"
''Of course. And that's what I'm
going to do. l don't intend to let him
say don't and l amt going TO toler-
ate the use of that vulgarism amt"
Washington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10

Il found four-leaf clover yesterday
while out walking with young wom-
an" said the breezy young person.
do you consider that sign of luck ?'
"Emphaticaly," answered the man
who had his coat off and was toiling.
IF being able to wander around hunt
ing four-leaf clovers with pretty girl
isn't luck l don't know what is
Washington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10
OUR BUDGET OF HUMOR.
LAucATER.PRovoKlNc STORIES FOR
LOVERS OF FUN,

The Polite Burgtar-BusineAs-An
Definition - His Cash - Superior In
formation - Two Views - An Appren.
ship-A Modern Diagonsis, Etc. Etc.
"Will you please 70 away, sir?" she asked
in a fright,
OF the burglar she found in he dead Of
the night
A.burgling away at her plate.
And the burglar politely bowed hn
shock head
And I'm quite at your service, dear
madam" he said:
(which perhaps it is needless to state.'
Chicago Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10
One Beauty of Classical Music.

Miss Gush-"Do you like classical
music, Mr.. Sourdropp?" -
Mr.. Sourdropp-"Yes" -a'-''a"e.
Miss Gush-"0h, I am so glad. Do
you not find it great inspiration, sub
lime thought and true beautyT
Mr.. Sourdropp-"Not exactly. like
IT because no blithering idiot can beat
time to it with his foot" t."-Baltimore
American.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10

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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-08-10

MY dear" began the extravagant
young wife, 'I've got several things
| want to talk to you about"
"Ah! that's a relief" exclaimed the
husband"
what is?"
ITO be assured that you've got the
things you wish to talk about. You
generally discourse upon things ypu
need"