davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-12-10

The CARoUsERs HIS DAUGHTERS
The police have DR.. J. J.Solomon,a we'll
known Omaha physician, on the rack,
trying 10 force him to tell what he
knowns OF a sensational tragedy that
occurred in Omaha, Saturday night. The
air Is the 81 quel to the visit of gay
Council Bluffs man to Omaha, at the
invitation OF male acquaintance to
N eet two s1-cslled swell society girls
for q good time. The man came, aud
was met by bis friend. To ether they
entered a house az Sixteenth and
Harvey streets. aud immediately a shot
was heard, and the Omaha man
staggered ont with o bullet In his
breast.
The Council Bluffs man had been
treated TO horrible surprise. Thu
two Omsha girls be was to meet proved
to be his own daughters, each party
being ignorant OF the other's identt,
uuti, the dramatic climax. Then the
father, engaged beyond all power OF
control, drew pistol and attempted to
kill the man who was flirting with his
dauQhters, and had gone SO far As to
invite the father 10 meet his OVID
daughters for carousal. The wound
ed man rushed to carriage, and was
driven to the residence of DR.. Solomon.
This much the physician admits, and be
also tells the story of the dramatic
occurrence leading up to the shooting,
but he refuses to furnish the police with
the name of the injured man or the man
Sho did the shooting
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-12-10

A detachment OF United States
Volunteers was on Saturday driven of
aud forced to abandon an attempt 10
land near Paudan, in the Philippines.
Two were killed and two wounded,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-12-10
A UCTJON SALE OF Hay, HOBS

A UCTJON SALE OF HAY, HOBS s
"A HARNESS, FARMING IMPLEMENT
&c.-The undersigned will on THURpAf,
December 90, 1900, at IL o'clock s. n Sc J
at Eublic sution, at strawberry Hill Faro, 10
Fairfax county, We, the following; 30 tons
OF bsltd hay, and FIVE stacks Of hsy contsl'
ing about 10 or 20 tons three horses, Nc
Cormick reaper and binder, two moving ms
chimes, / horse rake, hay tedder, graz,
drill, 1 hsy press, 1 cider mil, A wsson:, l
hsy frame, 1 carriage, roller ] ghes' isnl
2 sets OF double harness. and two set' u
single harness, some plow harness, plo"s'
hsrrows, &C., &C.
Terms Of ssle--Cssh.
GARDINER L BO0TEE5
Administrator Of Elizabeth 4. Watkins DECD
dec1O IA
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-12-10
The Markets.

Chicago, Dec. 1O.-The market closed al
follows: Wheat-Jan II; Deo.77.
Georgetown, Dec. 1O.-Whest 65a7O.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-12-10

CHURCH oYsECRATED.-The con.
sscraiion of 81. Mary's Roman Catholic
Church in Norfolk yesterday was an
event of unusual interest. The edifice
was built by Father O'Keefe after the
yellow fever scourge, 10 1866, but the
Indebtedness was not paid oil until re-
Gently. The services, which began at
5 80 a. ~, and were not cofcluded till
6 p. m, were very largely attended.
The presence OF Bishop Kelley, OF
Savannah, and large number OF visit
ing clergymen lent additional interest
to the services.
The conservation service began at
$50 Q. M, and lasted until a. m.,
with Bishop Van de Vyver, OF Rich
mond, as the celebrant. Private mass
es olloweG this service, occupying the
time till IL o'clock, when solemn high
mass wss held with the Rev. Father
II J. Cutler, Of Alexandria, celebrsni;
Rev. Father Donohue, OF Newport
News, deacon; Rev Father HaDnigan,
of Norfolk, subdeacon; Rev. Father
Albert, Of ST. Msry's College, Belmont,
n. c., master of ceremonies, assisted
by Rsv. Father Doberty, pastor of St.
Mary's. The sermon was preached by
Bishop Kelley, OF Savannah, native
OF Petersbur3,
at the vssper service, which was
sung by the choir Of 81. MsrY's, Rev.
Charles E Donohue, assisted by mum.
Der OF visiting clercymen, was the
celebrant. A beautiful feature was the
confirmation at the close OF the service
of class OF 100, fourteen of whom were
conyerts
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-12-10
MONDAY EVENING. DEC 10. 1900.
Ir now printed that the cotton

IT'S now printed that the cotto"
speculators got hold of the last govern
ment cotton report before it was made
pu lie, and used it for their Own special
profit Il hes long been known that
TIE official reports, rot only oil the cot
tor. but of the grain crop al'o, pro-
prspsre by the government, at great
expense, for the use OF the general pub
Tic. always happens. some how or other
to get into the hands OF those who sno"
where to place the information they
contain where IL will do the most
good-to themselves Individually. But
when money is almost daily stolen by
the million from the government, why
should IFS agricultural reports te safe
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-12-10

Chicago, Dee. Seattle. Market nomi.
nally steady. Natives-Good to prime steers,
SI50s6; poor to medium. $4.15s5 3j; &C.
leeted feeders, $3.75s4.30; mixed ,tockev,
| 50 25s3.75; cows, So GOALS, heifers S20j
AGO; bulls, 81 25a45O; calves, S3jO'
Hcgs-Msrket generally 2isa5c lower tor
$4.82b; mixed and butchers, "a 60a4 92bi
good 10 choice heavy, $4.65s4.90; rough
heavy, S4.50s4 60; light, 81 65a490.
Sheep and Lsmbs.-Narket steady; good
to choice wethers. S4s4.4O; far TO choi e
mixed, $3.75s405; Western sheep. SiA
4.40; native lambs, $4a6 so; Western amb'
"a 75s5.50.
Philadelphis, Dec. Seattle Msrke.~
Beef Cattle ruled slow particularly on con.
mon aud medium stock; good cattle In lig.s
supply and values steady. Best S. Gao 81
choice, 50 37s5 90; good, 81 75s5 90 nei'
nm, "a. 37s450; common, S4s4.25.
Sheep and Lsmbs.-Supplies liberal; coca
sheep ruled steady under a fair demand;
choice lambs frmer, with good inquiry.
sheep, choice. 44s4bc; good, 3As4c; me-
dunn. 3s3 ~; common, 2s21ac; sprirg lsmts'
4ks6c.
Hogs-Prices well maintained under
steady demand. Beat Western, 7s71 c; o'ter
kinds, 6bs7c; State hogs not on sale.
Fat cowJ sold ordinarily from 2s4s3Ae
thin cows In moderate inquiry at 2s2R';
Veal calves though q trife lower in gcod
request at 4ha7lhc. Mich cove SJ5a5yy
per head. Dressed steers in steady deuls'a
at Sias9Ac Dressed cows held at 6s7'a'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-12-10

The most effective little liver pills made
ars DeWitt's Little Early Risers. They never
grps.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-12-10

Mrs. Annie Connell. one o. tie 'clims n
the fire in Richmond on Thurs lay night. t,ot
laudanum on Saturday, saying she haq nom.
ing to live for. She will recover.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-12-10
VIRGINIA NEWS

DR.. n. M. Burkholder died at his
home. at Harrisonburg, on Saturday.
after brief illness OF pneumonia. DE
was q son of Mr. John Burkuolder.
The Bridgeport Silver Plstiag Works,
which recently moved 10 Norfolk from
Connecticut, some weeks ago. closed its
mill. paid off its hands, and Is DOW ad-
yertsed to be sold to satisfy a mortgage.
Drunken negroes caused considerable
excitement by long-con iDued and in-
discriminate discharge of firearms 10
Greenlawn cemetery. Newport New.
yesterday morning. One OF the crowd
was shot.
A head.end collision between two
freight ttaios occur ed on the Atlantic
Coast Line, two miles below Richmond,
saturday night, in which one man was
killed, three others injured and an en-
CINE and dozen freight cars wrecked.
II is said 10 Richmond that at the
SPECIAL session OF the legislature al ef-
tort will be made to re-enact IN modi-
| Fl d form the commissioner OF valuation
| act, passed at lis last session but which
the Court OF Appeals declared uncon-
stitutlonal.
Professor Frank Rosne, for many
years teacher of English and GermsD
| 10 the Lynohburg High School, was
found dead 10 his bed on Saturday
He was 10 his usual heslth on Friday,
and died from spoplFxy during the
night Deceased was fifty years old.
Ia saloon in Fredericksburg on Sat-
urday night Mr.. w. Eustace MonCure,
Of Stafford, son OF the late Judge K. Z
l.. MoDcure, OF the Supreme Court oil
Appeals, Of Virginia. was struck on the
head by the proprietor with a billiard
cue, and had his skull fractured. He
was Immediately conveyed to the hos
pitsl His condition is serious.
Az attempt was made on Saturday to
poison the family of B. F. Baldwin,
head books eeper OF the National Bank
of Pulaski. with paris green. A dis
charged cook is supposed to be the
guilty party, and warrant has been
sworn out for her arrest. The cook
who is q white W, ms0, named 3 sle
Mills, on Friday whipped child OF a
sister OF Mrs. Baldwin, who was visiting
her, aud the cook was discharged end
told to leave and it is believed she at
, tempted to poison the family iu revenge.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-12-10

Ihe thermometer ct daylight this morning,
81 Plattsbnrs, N. Y, registered g. below sero.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13

kurt Kellogg spent Sunday with his
family at Webster. Jas. Rathbun of
that city droysback with him Monday.
Sisseton Courant.
sihc43tbs day passenger train has
been taken off, there has been a vast
Improvement in the freight train SER
vice ON the II. & ID.
Jens Peterson. E. A. Wearne, Lou,
Frank aud Panl Grnby drove out to
the timber Friday and succeeded in
bagging 81 cotton tails.
John III. Lund displayed his public
spirit and interest in the school by pre-.
senting the school library with six vol.
umes OF Taine's English Literature.
Subject at the Congregational church
Sunday, Dec. 16. Morning, The Great
Motive; evening. The Peace Which
Christianity Gives is Worth While.
Don't buy your Christmas Gifts until
|tSou see my line of elegant Silver and
\ Gold Plated Ware, Clocks, Sterling
and Fancy Pottery.
Ross, rhe Jewelpr.
Santa Claus aud his elves will be ut
IN" Opera house Christmas eve, under
re drertrn OF the NJ. E. Sunday
al. Eyrry hudt invited. Admission
r.
to ~. aud Mrs. e. F. Winkpn-
y, >urasts De. 8. a son. Mother
u c1ili nte in5np finely. The Repoi-
r,.tigrunlatrs The proud and happy
eat<.
'its Ctas ). Ashton oi louoa, Nsn.,
utt. tlts l+.u vI-iring ut DR.. Peabody s.,
de ,arit,i lltusrday mo ningfor BRYANT
yli"re The will vi.it i,r a iew days ba-
In rrturning ioiar.
Angpline SchmiIt, III" four year old
.dnnyi,ter oi Peter Srnmirt of Waubay,
who has been visiting her aunt, Mrs.
M. \. THU, in this city for the past
week. returned home Monday.
st. Mary's Guild will hold n sale Of
Mexico drawn work, home made candies,
Cakes, pies, baked beans, brown bread,
etc., Saturday afternoon, Dec. Is, in
the east room of the World building.
I Ihave land near Webster,
Waubay and Bristol for sale
on easy terms or for rent.
Emil Meyer
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13

II Ebony and Ebonied Goois-the FASH
lionable Xmas gifts-a big line nj "A "a.
n Ross, The Jeweler.
Hiss Lottie X. Krampr depnrted We'd
nesday night for Minneapolis to enjoy
the season o Grand Opera. :
This Ia a bad season for coughs and
colds. II you are afflicted with either
Mikes Own Cough Cure it heats 'em
Nall. ~,
I'll. A. Roberts commenced a six months
term OF school Monday in TIE Hanson
district, north east OF town.
I The attention OF the teachers, pupils
land the public generally is called TO the
lime line OF tablets at the Pioneer Drug
ktore.
Misss Elena Peabody went down to
Minneapolis last night to attend the
Grand Opera performances.
I Go to the Star Gallery for your
EChristmas photographs. A lot OF up
lto-date cards. Over thirty styles to
Select from.
Andrew johnson, Chas. Gustafsou
land Ole johnson departed Friday night
for a winters soJourn in Sweden.
100 new carpet samples for inSprc
Dtion. A lot OF Old samples 10 dispose
of cheap. Call early TO get beet pieces
Nor rugs. Benjamin x Foster.
Nr. aud Mr.. VIM Elliott arr're
Wednesday evening rom N"iletfe "a
! short visit with RELATIVES aud aniri~
Mr. Lillian Kinney returned Nlnll
| to Webster ait,'r her visit mere wt'h ~
| Osborne aud Administrations Goursrl
Miss Nina Johnson returned N"dnt-
day morning from al excluded vt~tt 49,
Elbow Lake. lsnnoJi aud Ninneapo't-
SamI Tollpfson vino has been visitaf a
rpluiiyps here for the past week lrii tof
his home IL Jackson MINI. TINS moinlHS.
DR.. A. J. Kelsey aud DR.. p. IL. Browh
Government physicians at the Sissrtoh
Agency drove over and spent Sundar
here.
The seventh and eight grades have
bean divided and sIiss Granger has
taken charge sa assistant grammer
teacher.
DO not fail to look over my stock OF
presents before you make a
purchase. MaImberg's Jewelry Store
khas a nice line OF them.
INKnut Loe ard John A. Tcfiey return
ed Tuesday from Washington where
they spent a month looking over the
nossibillties OF that state.
John Bowers Of Waseca, MINI - u
the city today visiting his friend Wm'
Madden and incidentally taking.:a survey
Of this section OF Gods footstool.
Miss Alice b. Halvorsen spent FRIDAY
IN the city making some necessary pre-
variations in advance Of the time when
shs will assume the office and duties OF
Comfy Superintend ent.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Handmade Lace Pin Cushions a..
Xmas at che Ci Y Millinery.

N Handmade Lace Pin Cush;o,. q.
Xmas at the q Y Millinery.
Remember the Market and Fair Do,
occurs Wednesday bee 10.
AMOS Martin oi r,erront was tran.
acting business here Wednesday.
Mr-. d. r. Compton departed Monda :
night On a visit to Minneapolis.
TIE Mandolin club aud Orchestra
VII give . bah New Years night.
Jay Tiffany departed Friday niyht ON
q VISIT to relatives in Minneapolis.
Mrs Lss, mother of Mrs. Paul Grphr
. Deem on the sick list this week.
u. McGlachlin's autograph decorated
inc commercial register yesterday.
Oscar Grue Of Bristol, is filling a clerk
snip IN the Register of Deeds Office.
4 Sofn Pillows all ready for NE FIR
Alnas Presents at the City Millinery.
H.O Wickre shipped q car of cattle
20 the Sioux City market Saturday.
L.G. 0chssnreiser departed on a bust.
ntss trip To Mitchell this morning.
- Thos Ash aud Ole Aspen were over
from PIerpont Saturday on business.
Don't forget the installation of officers
OF oofeau Lodge occurs Tuesday even
| ing,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Ebony novelties just arriv-
ed at
Waimberg's JeweIgy Store.

Waimberg's JeweI.y Store.
George +. Hamdpn and ID NJ. Pa,
sons OF Bristol We're city visitors yes .er.
day.
Did you know that G. E. Russell can
furnish repairs for 10000 different
@akes OF stoves.
Harry Levoy OF t he Monteyideo cigar
factory, visited hi customers here Mon.
day.
" AL persons desiring coal of J. +.
EGearin please leave orders at M A
Whul's Drug Store.
DIR. ]. S. Goodmaneou departed Tues.
day Tor Sioux Falls on a matter OF bust
ness.
Y We have now the incest couches ever
lin town. We want you all to see them
Menjamin & Foster.
LIT. Beaver arrived from Kasson Mimi.
Sunday and is visiting relatives in this
lcity. a'@ H& 4>@Ee~,a ~ .@s.. ~ /
Y Before you make your Christmas pur.
Ichases look Owe the assortment. of the
Rioueer Drug store.
Mrs. viii Douglas departed wednes-
day for Dodge Center, Mimi. for a brief
visit.
Something worth ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
lPioneer Drug store has the finest line ol
perfumes in the city.
The thermometer dropped % degrees
between 3 and 6 O'Clock Saturday alter
noon.
L Sweat and fruit acids will notdiscolor
fgoods dyed with Putnam Fadeless Dyes
by NJ. A. Thul.
Doane Robinson, editor of the Month
" South Dakotan is spending today in
the city. :
For properly fitted Spectacles,
ht reasonable prices, go to Ross, No
lSharge for examination.
l.. Gross returned Tuesday from q
weeks business trip through Minnesota
and Iowa.
IAN immense line OF Christmas goods
TO delight the little folks at the Fair
Sxnta Claus headquarters.
Martin Berg was over rom Lily Tues
day on business connected with the Co.
Clerks office.
" w ting contest at The Fair. a hand
some doll to the most popular young
kady under 10 years OF age.
Mrs. Ii. w. Rowlee departed Tuesday
morning for Woodland Iowa on a visit
to her parents.
You can make no mistake in select-
ling a Genuine Parker Fountain Pen for
Xmas gift. Ross Sells Them.
r. Signaluess, wife and son,of Liberty
township, departed Wednesday Tor
Benson, MINI.
Mike Barrett came up from Appleton
Mimi. and spent Sunday visiting his
Webster friends.
Geo. C. Barney Deputy Com'r ofSehooi
and Public Lands, spent wednesday
night in the city.
See the menu for the Christmas din
ner at tile Commercial in another col
umn of this issue.
Miss Ida Drilling departed last week
| for her home in Salem where she VIII
spend the winter.
Chas. Phelps has moved up from Brao
| lev to become q Webster resident, Tor
the winter, at least.
The installation OF officers oil Rabooni
| Chapter, r. A. NJ, will occur a week
from Monday night.
Miss Mary Tenny OF Retreat, WIS. ar
, rived Friday on an extended visit to her
/ sister Miss L. ID. Tenny.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
HIGH SCHOOL VOTES.

The third year pupils have finished
Cicero's second Grafton against Catiline.
Since a penalty has been attached
there has not been SO many cases Of
hardness in the High School.
The second year pupils have finished
one book Of Caesars Gallo Wars.
The Literature-class fully appreciate
the contribution to the library Of six vol
umes of Taines Literature as they are
very beneficial.
We have 80 boys between the ages of
five and nine years to place in suitable
homes. Foster parents must be oil
Catholic faith. Inquire at
| st. Mary's Hospital,
n Webster, 8. ID.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13

rrour subscrip'ioh'
,dow Sunday morning.
4, Xmas presents at the
p ~ City Millinery.
rmick. so.t
! are a decided luxury at present.
Il a turkey ON subscription
n. vour stove repairs of c. u
Johnson was down from Wist
Nay.
upd hand school books bought
"a sold.
Elderly. !. sov
D.. yOr Christmas candy, . and
kat Mixes.
ntington. c,os orca;rs /,
Reporter.
s... adRoss & Co.'S ad. on the first page
bis issue.
a''e''' i. Jackson spent Sunday with a
a"pneul oEae lister friend. a
anders, j N III. ..hIa,.-aAu You Can
s i, rJ' Tor q nickel.
%, X orr pe Toms Cabin at the opera house
Inrday night.
ocan find fine maple wood at J.F.
l~almbeg, Lrns fuel yard.
bacher. n Yn,vht q, Glencoe, Mimi, was
pwn Tuesday.
H. Simply ~loyely-those dressed dolls at
Pioneer Drug store.
sentanves Suqty supt. Nina H.Aasved visited
sabay Tuesday.
0, Lo.ok twenty new patterns Of baby cabs at
Old Furniture Store.
number of sleighing parties were
Thursday night.
lOstop that cough get a bottle OF
20, r. HE'S Own Cough Remedy.
inJ. T. Goodwin visited relatives
Rsrpont Tuesday.
his sold everywhere. Blizzard best
cent cigar. Save the Coupons.
Geo. W. Moulton is the guest Of friends
- aberdeen this week.
vote for the most popular young girl
edr ~ Years Of nee at The Far.
Dr.. A. K. henrie made a professional
10 Sumpnt Monday.
QApR linp d samples $50 new ones) OF
Dppts At The Old Furniture Store.
Hon. N. y. Prterson was up from
afS eoauty yrst efiay.
Geaaue Norway XXX herring at
Y rnls pa iuund at Fiksdai Bros.
oh.r,. ALFRED Auht OF K sou, Mimi. is Wiz
@gfvls,iyfa y tnt. crty.
C~Htstnas gar for gentlemen mt
Ross, The Jeweler.
Archie Fiunde s returned Thursday
pom his yi,lt Il, Nilmol.
Moneyto loan on approved
ES. ecurity. e. w Taylor.
Marlin and Anna johnson came down
your Usd ON Bristol Sunday night.
oys vbs1 10 to the City Millinery store Tor
krcofated china for Christmas presents.
loo il rs3 Inc usual Christmas rush OF business
u set IN at the Post Office.
j "a mrs Egge has a collection ef decorat-
81 ssnlna ior sale at the City Millinery
sitting hoger Wparne does stenography and
I,ov N ggpewriting. Read his card.
...,.du uoto J. +. Gearin the new fuel dealer
" \ coal and wood. McKeown's Old
ing n'a =. Bankers Aesculapius will cure
IA II pas awful ainfnl headache.
~Peabody's Drug Store.
u WV
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
For Sale.

Fine farm, 100 acres, one-hali niue
on,h III his city. Price $500. ror
terms address.
y Eyangie Belts,
: Webster, s. d.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13

webster flarket.
.,.ry Thursday by ). ". Abbott.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13

I Ebony and Ebonied Goods-the fash
Iiouable Xmas gifts-a big line nj a a..
Y Ross, The Jeweler..
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1900-09-25

gree may not for a moment be
denied. The Smith case is a log
ical sequence TO the persecution
of Judge Thomas. 1t is based on
the WashiIg Igton idea that the Con
stitution and the law are inferior
to the will of the administration
in the Indian Territory. 1t is an
instance Of the arrogance of cen
tralized government which would
1ot require much encouragement
to be extended to the states. 1t
certainly demands the attention Of
the American people as an omin-
Gus sign of the times. st. Louis
Republic.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1900-09-25
EsRagal

ness Of the would be "gun men
it has been thought best topromul.
gate the following for their guild
ance:
Plain citizen may be shot from
January st to December 31st.
Senator'S, Governors and mem
bers of Congress may be shot dur
ing any political campaign or
within sixty days thereafter.
Niggers may be shot at any
time. Hunters in search of this
game are also allowed to use a
stuffed club or butcher knife.
If any man Is caught drinking
water, it is a sign he is no gentle
tleman sahl and may be executed
with whatever weapon is nearest
at hand. Colonels may be shot
with impunity at any time while
a squirrel gun is recommended for
majors and captains.
No man shall be allowed to kill
in excess OF SIX persons per day.
In cases of honor this number
may be increased to 103.
Every citizen who does not tote
the remains Of his victims from
the time the fist voIley was fired, |
will be fined one demJohn of moon
shine.
Any citizen who steps on anoth-
FRS toes may be shot with the
Of apoligizing thereafter.
If a citizen leaves home half
shot and Is found on the street a
| short time thereafter full of
that is his fault, and
lis relatives are not allowed to
shoot more than seventeen sus-
oects IN their efforts to find the
guilty person.
Editors are not to be shot more
han half the time or half shot all +
he time. !