The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-09-01
PROF. COLES FOR SEPTEMBER

From Storms and Signs.
September in the main will prove a lovely
month in America, as there will be twenty high
flood days, and the great planets will all be in
position to favor American industry and prosper
ity; but the pnrtlality shown by Nature to
America will almost cause the low.eOD vital
forces in the old country to declare a revolu
tion against all peace prosperity and progress;
which may cause much and great con
sternation! Our August predictions of the
assassination Of rulers"-the discovery Of the
new comct"-the looming Of the terrible heat
waves'-etc,, etc. all fulfilled; and now
we want everybody everywhere to make note Of
our forecasts for the months Of October, Novcm-
Der and December as there are many strange
and unparalleled coming occurrences recorded in
the advance sheets OF Planetary influences that
we now hold in our possession. The good and
heslthful' planets are oil nearing a position in
the heavens where they will declare war against
disease microbes and all those afflicted with con-
sumption or any lingering contagious diseases
will be bsnished from their home and society!
This Is a terrible thought will admit: but
what the Planets say they will do, they always
do it; and we have reasons to believe that they
will commence 10 DO Just what we have
already stated above.
THE STORMS AND SIGNS
The greatest danger from regular storm per-
iods during the current month will be between
the 9TH and 1lth, and the 18th and 231; and the
greatest danger from the rcactionary storm per-
| iods will be between the 1st and 4th, the 18th
and 10th, and the cath and Soth. The "Harrest
| Moon" falling this month from the 7lh 20 the
| nth, will have q great tendency to offset 70
| considerable extent the terrible natural storm
conditions that will exist at that time; as the
planets Vulcan, Moon. ECrth, Venus and Mars
will all take part in this battle Of the elements.
! Dwellers along the somh seas, islands, Gul;
| coast, Atlantic and Pacific coasts must watch
out for hurricanes, tidal waves and cyclones this
month. Navigators on the great lakes must also
watch out for destructive storms The southern
and western states may get more than their
share Of foods, tornadocs, cyclones, etc The
beautiful planet Venus and the Moon will be
very near each other in the early morning Of
| the 18th inst. This sight will be well worti
ones time and attention to see. Strange elcc
| trcal storms will be liable TO appear In the
eastern and middle states, and heat waves and
| cold waves will run to excess throughout The
| American continent. Watch out for strange
lights in the northern skies; and strange ap
| pearing circles around the sun and the moon
COMING EVENTS FOR SEPTEMBER.
The planets are in the right position thi'
| month 10 favor American industry, and max,
the foreign countries feel Ike doing us all tn
harm they can The low.cbb vital forces vii
| rule the old world and awful crimes will bt
committed over there. Americans must watci
| out for foreign affection Rulers will still be II
great danger OF assassination; and England mal
receive en- affection. Another comet is headeC
for earth and will soon be sighted by the grea
telescopes. Meteors will fall TO earth in man,
places and cause great CONSERVATION. Feye
epidemics will increase in viruence and tn
plague germs may again attack the American
| coasts. Our president should he well guarded
this month as the evil planetary influences vii
run mostly to the destruction Of rulers. Tn
| sun spots will increase in number and caus
great magnetcal and electrical disturbances-in
tcrf,rlng with the workings of all magnetic am
electric appliances The "Blood Tappers" will
appear again this month and cause the dealt
o; many cattle. Watch out for some new dis
ease microbc TO make its appearance this mont
as the planets are in the right position TO scn
Us great aftCtion. The Florida coas
will receive atfliction by wind and wave. Epi
denies Of scarlet fever and dphthera will swee
over America
VALUABLE INFORMATION.
Tho hest days to perform surgical operation
during the current month will be the 5th 9th
18th, 18th, 25th ard 27th and the next bes
days will b. the Sd, 18th, 18th, Goth and 2stl
Always avoid the low.cbb days for periormin
surgical operations as there is great danger i
operating upon ow.obb born persons at low.eb
time. The best days Of the whole month fo
to Ash will be me sth, 18th and 9th; and tn
next hest days will be the 5th, 9Th, 10th, 12tl
18th, o5th and 2jth Fish caught at any othc
time during the current month will not be /
condition for man TO cat. Fish caught in III
same sign that you were born always act
poison TO your system The jth, sth, 18th an
9th will be very fortunate days for mankin
in general. Everybody should avoid maxim
contracts on Friday, the 2lst, For when to so
, winter grain, gather fruit, kill pork, pot flower