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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-03-09
All Mail Orders Promptly Filled.

ing sauce pans sauce potts. large buckets square pans and
convex pots, worth from &c to 2oc, choice zoe.
10 o-quart REFINED Long Handle Sauce Pans, worth
2Oc for &c.
4o-quart Flarng Milk or Water Pals, worth 15c,
for &c.
6-uuart Oyster or Milk Buckets worth 25c. for BE.
e Large Size Galvanized Basins, worth Sc for SC.
French China Decorated Chop Dishes, worth 75c,
for zee.
As Trinket Trays. gold lined and decorated, worth
1Oc for &c.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-03-09
RICHMOND STOCK MARKET

Richmond, Va, March S, 1900.
SAIES-1n .SEareS R. E and p rail
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-03-09

Remnant Day Prices.
s Ladies' Black Molair Waists, tucked
front and back, were $3.50, for ST.
IS Black Flannel Waists, sold at ST and
s1.25, for soc.
6 Fine Black Flannel Waists, elaoo>
rately braided, were $500, for ST.
5 Cashmere Dressing Sacques, lace
trimmed, were 81, for 75o.
s Flannelette Waists, were 29c, for l5c.
GRAY Eiderdown Dressing Sacque,
damaged, was s2.e5, for soc.
Black Satteen Underskirts, made with
accordion plait, were $3.50, for 81.
Black Crepon Skirt, was s7.4S, for
S3.49.
5 Red Golf Jackets, were $3.50, for
$500.
Black Cloth Capes, were 81, for 75c.
S Black Cloth Capes, were $3.50, for
soc.
Percale House Dresses, deliberately
ruffled, were $3.50, for ST..
Misses Black and White Golf Cape,
was S., for $3.50.
Candy Special.
Fresh Peanut Taffy-just received from
the factory-for Sea pound.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-03-09
Remnant Day Prices.

Decorated Imported China Cuspldors, worth 6oc,
for 3Sc.
50 Decorated Gold Lined Plates, value ioc, for &c
10 Austrian China Gold Lined Salad Bowls, worth
Csc, for l0c.
So pairs Imported Cups and saucers, worth st.25a
dozen, for sec a dozen.
10 imitation Cut Glass Pickle or Preserve Dishes,
worth lOc, for &c.
50 Thin-Blown Tunbers, worth 4oc dozen, for
2l-2c each.
20 Imitation cut-Ghss Butter Dishes, worth Toe,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-03-09
Our Book Store.
Remnant DAY Prices.

For I9c the soc. edition OF Prisoner OF
Zenda, The Forest Lovers, The Heavenly
Twins, The Kings Stock Broker
Pocket Editions Of SOC Bibles Csc.
For si.25 complete set Of Shake-
speare, 2 vols, handy edition, bound in
! buckram (box broken), the s2.25 edition.
For. 75c the 81. so edition of Roden's
Corner, Dress, Young Mistley, Shrews
bury, The Fowler, The Jamesons, a YAM
3 kes-o the West, Saints in Art, and
D ught rs of Baby lon. SIS S.
For CSC the SIS edition Of Famous
Poets and their Poems nicely hound, zn1
II the Story of Christ and the Apostles
simply told.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-03-09
Friday Trimming.
Remnant-Day Prices.

Remnants of Dress Trim
mings in Silk. Mohair, jet and
Hercules Braids to be sold at
half of marked prices.
Jet-Spangled Horse-Fiies for applique
purposes, Sc each.
Jet-spangled .Cat o'Nine Tails, Sc.
each.
One JET and Chenille Lapel Set, made
on Mousssline de Sole, 25c.
One Brown Braided Vest Front, l0c.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-03-09

RemneDt-Ddy Prices.
soc Floor OIL Cloth, Slightly damaged,
square yard Y TIC.
475cWool Door Size Fringe Smyrna
Rugs, 45c.
200 soc Hsssocks, made of Body Brus-
sells and Wilton Carpets, Csc.
- IL and15c Stair Oil Cloth, in short
lengths, 2 nc. 4 ~ .
20 TO 4oc Mattings, 8 to IS yards,
choice Toe.
IS Window Shades, sold up to 4oc,
choice zoe.
Leather Goods.
Re,nnant-Day Prices.
Leather ChateIaines, oxid;zed chains
and hooks, usually sells at CSC, remnant
price lOc.
Monkey Skin Bill Books, leather
lined, sold formerly at soc, remnant price
l9c.
s Dog Collar Belts, with chain and
plates, sells everywhere at CSC, remnant
price t9C.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03

shousehold was first established In IA.
wanna, the good housewife, TO the mind
nd the deep-chested Spanish porter, was
ssr utter nonenity. When she ordered
sea OF an afternoon the porter ran to
I her husband 10 see II she might have il,
land when one day she sent him for q
bottle of cognac his report TO the hus.
band was of such u character tina, the
flattsr once and for all established his
wife's place in household matters sc
Tar rs that porter was concerned. He
twas informed that she was absolute
mistress OF internal affairs, and that
II the husband we're annoyed any more
some one would be looking for job
,This settled IL. and the porter acqui
tesced in the new order Of things, but
Istili that mistrust of femininity lin
igered.
There was q little informal dinner
Fand 1he mother OF the household asked
her write TO Capt. So-and-so
inviting him to attend. This the young
woman OF approximately 20 summer,
idid, and. having addressed the note, car.
sSied II 10 the porter TO be delivered. he
'sagely took IL without a word. and as
isoon rs the seuorita's back was turned
she slipped in TO see her mot her, holding
the letter gingerly in his hand. lie was
sdreadfuily embarrassed, but he did not
,Aesita'e TO ask II the young woman
was sending this note TO the gallant
captain with her mothers knowledge
and consent. There wasn't going to be
.any clandestine correspondence going
ION about that house If he could help it
and he seemed disappointed when he
was ordered TO do as he was told and as Il
no questions. He is still holding his
place, but one more offense against the
Idignity of womankind is likely to con.
sign him to the ranks of Havana's un
Semployed.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
puryinx th. r.,,.r.a c.,or,.

In connection with the story OF the
British flag said TO be buried a Pre-
toria. II is perhaps worth mentioning
that in the middle Of the last century Il
was no unusual occurrence for the tat
tered or wounded" colors, IA they
were quantity styled. TO be inferred.
In north country paper Of May 81,
17e3. there Is the following passage:
THE old colors VI the Twenty-fifth
regiment Of foot. Lord George Len.
nox's" (now the kings own borderers),
"quartered ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, be-
ing much wounded in Germany, par
ticularly at the glorious and ever mem
CRADLE battle of Linden, were buried
with military ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Chron-
iclc.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
Peculiar Piano Lnw.uit.

A court in Providence, r. l., has Just
EadJudicated q case that possesses inter
Jest for piano dealers, "a well as for
piano purchasers A lady in that city
purchased a piano and ordered il de-
liivered at her residence. II was sent
10 the house. but it wouldn't go in the
Fdoor. Then the windows were taken
fout, but that was OF no avail. 1t was
then decided to remove the window
ss1rame. The piano dealers were noe
willing to bear the expense OF this.
Neither was the purchaser of the piano.
The result was that the instrument
was trotted back to the piano rooms,
and there 1t remains. The purchaser
,then wanted her money back. and, her
'xeQnest haYts: been refused. she en-.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
BEYOND Ex,d~pc.-

A party was being shown over the
British museum. In one OF the rooms
the keeper pointed out n collection of
antique vases. which had been recent
ly dug up at Herculaneum.
Dug up, sir9" echoed one of the
party.
Eyes, sir"
"What. out of the groundY"
Undoubtedly"
what, just as they are now?"
Perhaps some little pains have been
taken In cleaning them. but in all
other respects they were found Just
as you see them"
The wise man turned to one Of his
companions and, with an increduloul
shake OF the head, whispered:
He may say what ne likes, but he
shall never persuade me that they dug
cp ready-made pots out Of the
ground."-Pearson's Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03

sohudule IN Effect Jsauary It, 1900
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMoHD-BYRpsrs Fx-
STATION
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
PORTER IS BEwILpERED.
head American Ideas Of won-
aa's smDoFtanse.

"A Havana correspondent ssys that
With all the superficial gallsntry to-
ward the fair scx with which the Gu ban
and she Spanish are endowed. there 4,
sznixed . peculiar disregard and mis-
trust which. 20 say the least, 10 very
sstrsngr to Americas OF English ideas
lThis very week an American family
Thnd an experience which showed in 9
humorous way both the Spaniard's mis-
Trust Of women and his own sense OF
loyalty 20 his employer. When the
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03

Bill<ins-So you didn't 60 to the mas
querade balf7
Wikins-No; made fool Of myself
there last season, and didn't care to
risk IL again.
Bilkins-Ehf Didn't drink too much,
did your
Wilkins-No. But when the masks
were removed I discovered that I'd
wasted a whole evening and $50 spoon
ing with my wife.-N. Y. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
A GOSPEL ELEVATOR.
rhe Bible Texts Painted on It's sides
Can De Seen at n Distance OF
Twenty Mica

Leshe's Weekly thus describes one
tof the novel sights on the plains OF
western Kansas the gospel elevator
lat Lebanon. The owner, a prominent
tgTain-buyer, is convinced of the need
'of prominent preaching, and he re-
GENTLY brought sign-painter from
the city to decorate his huge elevator,
tthe largest building in the town. On
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
Strictly Proper.

Mistress saw two policemen sit
ting in the kitchen with you last night.
Bridget. ~
Bridget-WeT, ma'am, yez wouldn't
hov an unmarried lady be sittin' with
only wan policeman. would yez? The
other wan wuz a chaperon.- Bits.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
A SSbarite.

James, wake me tomorrow morn
ing at six O'Clock"
Eyes. sir. but isn't that bit early for
you to get up, sir?"
Il have no idea of getting up. want
to turn over on the other side and sleep
some moreI"-N. Y. Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
TIi, yyork Northumberland.

ibid you ever get the money D'Auber
owed your"
"No- He wanted 70 square accounts
by painting my house inside and out"
We'll, that would have evened things
mp. Why didn't you let him2"
II was going to until saw one of his
pictures. "-Philadelphia Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
wanted One Tb.twor,s

1rate Female-See here; do you mean
10 tell me that have such an ugly
nose as that2
Photographers But my apparatus
cannot lie, madam.
Irate Female-Then, for goodness
sake, go and get one that can.-Ohio
State Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
A Cau.e of Actian.

"Uxory has sued Soaksem, tho fur
rier, for alternating his wife's affsc-
TONS
"You don't mean It'll Why, I didu't
suppose Mrs. Uxory ever knew him"
"She doesn't. But he exhibited the
finest sealslin ever in this town in bis
window, and she won't speak to Tx
cry because he won't buy it for her."
IN. Y. World.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03

"Now that 1 have promised to be
yours forever and ever" she said. as she
looked up into his eyes, tell me. Har-
old, IL L am the only girl you ever
loved"
"Ab. my darling" he replied, "can
you not content yourself with the as
surance that you are the only girl who
ever loved e?"-Chicago Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
Benevolent Investment
And Relief Assocfat
OF VIRGINIA.

OF VIRGINIA.
chartered by Legislator o. Virginia.
MAIN OFFIoE: "a ". LRIaH ST.
RICHMOND. va.
Sick and Death Benefits Paid. Those
Who do not keep q regular Bark Ac-
count, the plan of this Association
takes it's place.
MONEY LOANED to members on
PER sONAL AND RE Al Els TATE SE.
oURtrIE on small weekly payments
interest Paid on all Deposits For
further information apply at the main
'tfice. aWAonsTs WANTED.
Rev. GO Coleman. President;
Prof. ]. H.Blackwell, Sec'y & Manager
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
KANSAS GOSPEL ELEVATOR.

fan four sides are painted. in gaudy
leolors, striking Bible texts. imploring
ito confession and conversion. For 20
miles across the prairie the big build.
ing with its shining message is pllin-
'ly seen, and it attracts the attention
fof all. The owner says he will change
lthe texts from time to time as those
IN use become entirely familiar.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
Rubber.

Suddenly he ceased gathering her in
his warm embrace.
Are we observed?" he whispered.
fearsomely.
There is the rubber plantI" faltered
she, with a shudder, and went and has
tily drew the portieres between them
and the conservatory.-Puck
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
A Retfer Name

Miss summit-He is one OF the most
generous men I ever met. Why, he
took me out to luncheon yesterday
and let me order it all myself
Miss Palisade-I don't call that gem
erosity. That's pure recklessnesz.-
Brooklyn Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
between Friend.

YES" said the girl who had just re-
eeived a legacy, "he has asked me to
marry him."
Dear mel" replied her dearest friend.
rs he so much in need of money as all
that?"-Chicago Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
PLANET DEPoFs

The PLANET can be fednc at the fol-
owing places every SATURDAY.:
BEAUMONT, TEXAS
Wan. Archibald,
Bowers HILL, Va.
A. Ashburn.
BKRKLsY, Va.
Mario Riddick
Bosror. Mass.
William L. Reed l6G Cambridge 81
Mrs: AnnOouins l41k Northampton 8,
Edward Feote, 1874 Northampton, Sc
BALrIkoRE, Mb
p. d. Blackwell, 2O8 Risnmond "a
CLARKsyILLR, TENN.
Miner Baker
w l. Johnson,
CAMBsIDeE, MAss.
Jas . Oreedie, rs Peasant So.
CLIEroN FoRan, Va.
Thomas.
DzhoPoLh, Va.
John W. Anderson,
FULroS. VA.
Thomas Page, State 80.
FARMvILLs, Va.
Hsirstou.
". N. ssrd, ne W. :pris. ssI
EAy sRgnL, MAsa
Mrs l. A Bailey, a Dudley 90
HAMPTON, Va.
soiomon Philips
LxsrHRURa, Va.
ChAs. Morgan. 702 Taylor Sc,
MT. AoPH, W Va.
q. h. Thomas,
NORFOLK, Va,
Jonn De Bona. $50 Church So,
NEwPosT aHws Va
l L. Brown 81 Madison 81.
Wayne Orulup, ,z2l 3Iss IS
NEw YoRk NY,
frederick j. Brown. 40T3 Park Ave
II. Allen, LA Colu.aous Avenas
geo ID. Washington, 45S TIN "
VIM Jonnsoa, A2 W Attn Sc
Jon1 Williams, 9S8 WasnlngSon,
=" A. Keoney. 1853 Ord Ave.
OXANNA, ALA.
Ed. V. Nearing
PEILADRLPmA Pa.
James Accooe, 206 8. eth St.
Msckens, llIo Pins Sc
James 4 warwick, z64 3 IIth ST.
Mar..n Hic 1918 Pine 80
4. Kohier, l04O Pine st.
.: \. Stokes, Broad a Nszwater Sn
Charles Steward l240 & III man %,
Lively Central & Laundry Bicy Gle O.
SU7 south llth stress
PErEssBURG, VA.
joe Jarrett, 7Ol high Pearl 81,
PoUeHKsEPsR, N Y
w. J. Ellis.
Nelson House. Market 81
PALESTINE, rExAs.
II b Barrett,
PIrrssURa Pa
joe. Evaas, Main ONCE Ord Ave,
a. A. Charles, 6958 Kelly Sc.
Ropes, N. y
Lenox Gaylord.
BIoHMoED, VA,
W H. white. sol ". Leigh ST.
URBANA, Va.
w. ID. darris
MILxINeroH, n. O.
W W. 81. Moore. 8 Mulberry 81,
Waco ,TnxAs.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
He Know. the KIND

Jones-There goes one of the best
business men in the city, and / don't
suppose there is anybody in the office
who takes more risks.
Slowboy-Indeedi What line is he in ?
Jones-Insurance.-N. Y. World.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
Mutually Careful.

Bobby, you mustn't play with that
little Dicky jones'. he isn't a good
boy"
"An right, mal 1 can't play with
him, anyway; that's what his mother
told him about me."-Puck.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
To Catch Him

Fuddy-I want to get acquainted with
MoslSins. but / hardly know how to go
about it, he's such queer fish,"
Duddy-A queer fish, Ell? Why don't
you drop him ine?-Boston Tran
script.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
FriEhtful Alternative.

George Is n nice fellow" unused
Arabella, "and looks splendid In his
heutenant's uniform. in spite OF the
fact that he lost one OF his arms In
Cuba And Harry is q nice fellow,
toe, although he is an agent OF one
of those hated trusts. 1t IL q hard
thing to be compelled TO choose be-
tween n one-armed man and an octo-
pusl"-ChicaPo Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
Another Mind Relieved.

PA, what are allied forces?"
"A mans wife and his mother when
he attempts to say good word for the
woman in the case. Now run upstairs
and play with your little hose CART
Chicago Times-Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
An Odd Case.

she-Yes, that is May jennings.
Such a peculiar girl, mamma.
MamIna-in what respect?
She-Why, she broke Off an engage
ment because her mother was op-
posed to it--Puck.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
FoiIed Again

Il never give money to beggars on
the street." said the pedestrian.
"Oh, very WELL" replied the seedy in
dividual. Here's my card; kindly call
at my Office and leave your contribution
with my bookkeeper."-Chicago Daily
News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
High Rollere-

Rowland Rantts-So our audience to-
night will be composed Of ultra swells ?
Roxey Yes, me lord. Why, II we re-
eeivt any eggs rest assured they win
be $500 great aux eggs. - Chicago
Evening News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
Insinuntinu.

Reggy-What is bliss, Miss Daisy ?
Miss Daisy-You ought to know,
dear boy.
Reggy-Me? Weally, why?
Miss Daisy-Because Ignorance is
bliSs"-Chicago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
They SfiIi Hammer

PA, do any miracles ever happen any
more?"
"Yes. One happened to me last night.
| told your ma why was late getting
home and she believed me."-Chicago
TmeS-Uerald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
where the Trouble Iie,.

when a woman will she will" said
The fair maiden decisively.
"Of course" admitted the aisconso-
late young man, "but the trouble is
you can't tell by what she says when
she will and when she won'G--Chi-
caro- Post
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
A Nocturne.

would I were a'gentle owl,
Then none would say me nay
IF all the night I.chose to prowl
And slept the livelong day.
Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
A Mistake.

Gladys--I thought you said he was
rich?
Mildred-Oh, mol 1 merely said he
had more money than brains.-Chi-
cagc Times-Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
A Few Linen.

Ida-Sometimes q few lines will
cause a woman no end of worry.
May--Yes; especially if they happen
to be in her face.-Chicago Daily
News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
Southern Herald. (
Winston, N c,
Sam uel Toliver
WAsHIsaroN, D
e EOoope- 3D. AZ Str
Atlantic Coast Line.

sohudule IN Effect January It, 1900
TRAINS LEAVE RICHaoND-BYRDsrR STREET
STATION
oa,y al P tiers ourg, waverly snd
s~sA NJ. 5siis. Arrives Petersburg s.s
a; NJ me.dn HAS =. v; eA~
IL 10 VI sAvInni All Il So A ".
Ts%S sInsi !, ~ NJ. q o,Hs, .s. e0 e
90 t.b,ro' SD ?. N, w'lm,ax.
S,a . - PA lmac sleeper ne =
ma, ~ 3oss to J1ts'Lvtl'e
Pet rsou-s II: S z. NJ, st,ps
n.a hester, Dre~rv's ada.
- Celtrt IA, aad Ches 'er on sig iAI-
burS3is S'I. M HIssse 81, r ssso.
pesersbu g 6;lS P NJ, Veto.
s:0 Z. ID al 1 aocky Aou1 II, 50
r: NJ. m axes ali i1tsrinedi IA
s:ss p. n. Daily. Arrives Petersburg Tst
r. NJ Goa ect. wi h Norfolk aad
Western for No fox aad in,ere
m .di.te pnints; Imports, ~
st.tio,s b, ween emporia and
I.vet1evIiIe Il:l0 a m av.1aaa
M; Port mp. 0:45 P X.
GBoa -: roIx,s atriS,. 2
Aug Is $50 A NJ, Macon N a
n AtlAntI Il:l5 2. ", rui aaa
Sleeper new YORK 20 wilmins-
s,n, Carl TIA, Jacks willie.
Port Tampa, Miami. Aaguss. aad
500 Pm. Daily. Arrives petsrsbur. oss
N. weldIa, II:'o 2 NJ MaSes
locs st Fps bet se-n pesersb 'rH
and Wal1oa- Arrives Gsnek-
$50 4, Bristol W. iS:4o 4.
Conu.cts at Em5aris Ear
BAaville' V =. arriving IS A NJ.
PAIN n sleeper hichm md 60
1000 P. NJ, 5hs l'' *. p, su,ay. NE.
YoSK A 10 & o ada Ps,iAI
Arrives Oh ,rlestIh :46 A. NJ
Say ,nath s:ot .. m. q ,aavii .
" M, st. ugustiAe 20P. NJ,
mao 80 p. N.
IS p. NJ, DaIIy. ARRIVES petersburg II N
p. Il.
Trains Arrive Richmond.
. - A. N, D lily, from .cxsonvi lie, SWAN
nah. Hh.c n ASIautI M Goa
Augusta. all poi ITS 51utn.
T:b A. II. Dai'y. exchpt NJ bniIv from ST.
August %, JACKS bAvile, sAsAa-
All a id tarI stDn.
BIS .. NJ, Day. exeect sladav, froa a.
lAntA, theds, IA eigh, He sdar-
So ,LSnchburg ard the Vest
81 A. M, lAlV, except -. Peters
SEQ A. n, su 'd,y o,Iv, from rants.
Athoa., Raj ign, Henderson
I.yashbu g. an toe West
IL 10 A. M, Dny, exctps unday, from Gol1s
boro' md intermediate ationR
Norfolk IA Suffolk.
Al 90 n sunday oaty. srIn Norfolk SufI
10 K, and Petersburg.
1SS Z. n. Dsty. except Sunday from Pc
eSS e.N.. nAiI from Norfolk, Suffolk
s:ssP. NJ. Sasy. rom &iani, por. Tan
pa. JAG 1850 4vi le Savannah.
Charlestca. Wi mIngtnn ,tllCts-
blr0' and all DO nts South.
$50 II. Da ly. from Petersburg, Lynohr
burg, and vet.
TN. EMERSON.
!. r. KENLY. Tranic Naaarer-
General Manager. 81
Il II. EMERSON,
General Passenger Agent.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-03-03
ExHlaiued.

Knicker - Wonder why Cholly's SO
popular with the girls? He can't even
express himself.
Bocker-No; but his father can pay
the freightI-Puck.
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TrufhfuI Rox

What is the reason a chicken cannot
swim? You may answer, Tommy"
Il don't know, ma'am. i never saw
one try to swim."-Chicago Tribune.
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wonder. and wopder..

Nature works wonders, and the en-
prisingdime-museum manager gath
ers them in and works the public at
ten cents per head.-Chicago Daily
News.
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Anficinnfed.

You ought TO take time by the fore.
lock-" urged his friend.
Il try to do it," replied the man WHO
was down on his luck, "but generally
find that somebody else has got hold
of it."-Brooklyn Life.
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AnImnn..ihIIitu

Photographer-Look pleasant, please.
Sitter-Can't. I live in boarding
house.--N. Y. World.
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Lord Potsoftin-Do you know what
happened at your dance last night ?
No? Well, I'll tell you. I'm going to
take away your sister. Does that sur
prise you?
Tommy-No feari Why, mother said
it was to +on about your popping; Sis
said 1t was skies; dad laid to against
and 1 had bet on at Eventually
Sloper.
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1t was the first time Dorothy had
ever seen bull with ring in his
nose. Mamma" she exclaimed, pity
ingly, Just see in what an unbecom-
ing place he wears his jewelry."-
Judge.
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Borrors Everytbinu rl.s

"Shortieigh is always cheerful-never
borrows trouble"
HE has to draw the line somewhere"
IN. Y. Journal.
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The Real Renaon

Johnny-Why do they ssy that the
pen is mightier than the sword? -
his Father-Because you cant sign
checks with sword.-Boston Traveller.
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Knew He wa. . GOOD c.,

She-And now, Elfred. dear, you
would better go and ask papa.
He-No. darling. IL isn't necessary.
he and fixed that all up beforehand.
It's business before pleasure, you know.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
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Then She Wanted IL, Too.

Ms Wilful-My husband told me it
didn't like this brooch, you'd ex-
change it for me.
Jeweler-Certainly, madam. I'll be
only too glad, as four different ladies
OF your set wanted it-Jewelers'
Weekly.
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I'm Yinn Yerifn.

A eorkscrew boosted of it's pun
Unto a bottle that was full.
The bottle said: You must confess
It's owing to your crookedness."
Chicago Record.
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The amount OF gold coin in actual
circulation In the world In estimated
30 be about Sos tons.