The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-07-27
Editorials Otherwise

pump.
Pay as you go and your sleep will be
sweet.
AS man grows older he swaps his
ideals for IDEAS
Stand up for the right regardless of
what others say.
An injury forgiven is better than an
injury revenged.
The less we have the easier it is to
share 1t with others.
He who accumulates doth well, but he
who preserves doth better.
A mans actual measurement is never
marked off on his tombstone.
? The wisdom and experience of an in
vestor cannot be willed away.
Try and elevate your neighbor and en-
courage him to be somebody.
A man is compelled to keep his word
when no one else will takeit.
Self-preservation may be natures first
law, but lying is close second.
Change not piece of property in the
possession for several in reversion.
Age is not secretive, and it usually
tells more on women than on men.
When marriage is but matter of
money it is suggestive of cupid-ity.
Naturally, one doesn't expect to hear
live politician discuss dead issues.
Measure the length of your quilt be-
fore endeavoring to stretch your legs.
A mans condition is truly pitiable
when he has nothing good to live for.
A dude who struts around like tur-
key gobler is just about as important.
The winding of Waterbury watches
kills a great deal of time in this world.
II you want to hear hard luck story
just ask man for money he owes
you.
A non-opennble table is wanted for
closets in which family closets are
stored.
A wise man knows when to with
draw, but a fool never knows when he is
beaten.
Counsel inquiring the stimulating in
fluence of champaign should be gingerly
handled.
The man who can make other people
put up with his eccentricities is called
philosopher
Men listen when money talks. Prob
ably that is why we sometimes hear of
hush-money.
A keen observer remarks that some
actresses get married oftener than they
are engaged.
Roosevelt is Dutch for field of roses.
Well, the Governor has often been
called daisy.
II men would abuse their bodies as
they abuse their credit, the race would
soon run out.
Women are partial to tight wearing
apparel, but they draw the line on
tight husbands
A man has to earn his dollars by him
self, but anybody he knows will help
him spend them.
A wise rule in conversation is to never
say anything that you know somebody
else wants to say.
Generally speaking, bon mot is
something that makes many men merry
and one man mad.
A poet sings, "The blazing sun wheels
through brazen sky" Now we know
why it scorches so.
A new drink known rs the Admiral
Sampson has been invented. Probably
1t kills at forty miles.
A man not handsome at 20, strong at
30, rich at 40, not wise at 80, may as well
give it up as bad job.
Many men would be better off II they
knew less Of some things and were en-
tirely ignorant Of others.
some men are so patriotic that they
are willing to serve their country atany
expense-to the taxpayers.
The apple has larger proportion OF
phosphorus than other fruit, and is,
therefore an excellent brain food.
Every mans door has received the
knock OF fortune at least once. Most
failures were those too lazy TO get up
and let her In.
It is claimed by the women and ad'
mitted by the men that the former make
over third Of oil the articles manufac'
tured In France.
Hurrah, girls, the coming century
will have "a leap years the greatest
number possible In hundred years
You'll all have chance.
According, to the latest reports the
Empress Of China has come to Life
again. she couldn't afford to stay deat
IN y hings are sobxciting.
Rithin, the past twenty years mum
bets = american and English female
physiclans practicing in Asiatic coun
tries has increased from 20 TO 20. y
II some people should catch cold wher
they change their minds Is easily q
they do when they change their clothes
they would have chronic influenza
Talk ~ we please, we need China II
our business for other things than fire.
crackers and aundrymen-she 10 help
Ing TO expose the wildcat schemes o
McKinleyism.
when : man dies they who surviv'
him ask what property he has loft be