Arizona republican., 1900-10-22
Notes of the Campaign

Silllle and skull cap to SIleiu ms eS- caping tresses from the clustering breeze. He has rich melojious voice that would coax q black bird off the tree, and he rigged himself out to look like Andrew Jackson OF Daniel O'COn- nell
 1 His mouth is a mint to the Boy Kru- ceifyer
 Hes first rate actor and resembles l Edwin Booth playin' Hamlet or Edgar Allen Poe reciting shivery parts of the Raven and rousing the gallery gods to copious tears. He's the champion Ca lamity Howler of the generation, the ] Boy Kruceifyer, and is never happy | except when he's miserable. If there's a government he's fsrninst it and there's tears in his baritone voice pleading the cause of Aguinaldo and his heroic bunch of Malay cutthroats. shooting the American soldier Sammy Stars andstripes" in the back.
 This we're so-called Mckinley pros perty. sez he. lis a deep damnable plot of Mark Hanna to ruin the strug- giin' dimocrats and to defeat me for the presidency, the glorious ambition of my life,' seZ he heavin' deep sigh. and grooming ghastly graveyard Sroan. T charge you. fellow demo crats and single taXers. be on your guard during Jhis campane of 1900 CT the republicans will find jobs for al of you in the rolling mills and put you to work pudding red hot iron or wheel ing coal to the roarin' furnaces and then what will the democrats do for curb stone agftators and waikin' dili- gates an@ Halstead St. spellbinders? There was weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth in the audience, and one husky Halste3 Street beer bottler turned pail and shed cOpious skaldin' teers, and keeled over in d swOon. Work, work" he murmured; tits some horrible night mare. it cant be true about work" Bimeby the husky beer bottler awakened from his fever ish trance, and kride aloud like a roar ing lion. Wet, put US free and enlit- ened dinocrats and singel taXers 10 work; you'd better buy new dreem book. ime strong to work I was raised a pet"
 We ain't Roohsians or Prooshians serfs or galley slaves to be crushed and ground to smithereens under the iron heal of the Wall St capitalist" Mark Hanna will find jobs for all of you sin gel taNers and put you to work" sez the silver tongued Boy Kruceifyer, eff you don't elect me president. So sashay out. and get all the voters in line for me, or youll have to earn your bread by the sweat of the other fellows brow and I can see your finish"
 "The smoking factory chimbleys,' hOarsely resumed the Boy Kruceifyer, languidly mopping his bulging alabas- te- brow with a red bandanra and talk ing a pull at the ice water to cool his throbbing tOnsils, "the purring dyna- mos in the Jefferson St. Power housa, the changing Halstad St. trolley cars, crippling half the 19th ward and mak- ing widows and orphans of the other half, the dizzy rattle of the Clark St. roulette wheel, the shriIl steam whistle of the Archey Read Candle factory and the merry jingle of the ivory poker chips and the Madison St wheel Of fOrtune, seZ the Boy Kruceifyer pro clame the dawn uv prosperity is loo IT. ing up on the shuddering horizon, and Othello's occupayshun as a Calamity Howler and Boss Croking Raven is gone up the spout together with the free silver and the aunty imperialism issues. Is civiliZashun a failure and is the white man entirely played out, and is William Jennings Bryan a false prophet?
 YOU GOT TALL YOU ASKED FOR.-To the people of the United States. greeting:
 Four years ago
 You demanded work for your idle sons.
 You got it. You never had so many people employed as now.
 You wanted your idle capital em- ployed.
 You got it.
 You wanted to see the army of tramps mustered out.
 They are gone.
 You wan5ed your soup houses closed.
 They are closed.
 You wanted to get rid of the receiv- CTS of your railways and banks.
 They are gone.
 You wanted to see the smoke coming from the stacks of your smelters, mills and factories.
 It came. Many have since been kick ing about the smoke nuisance. |
 You wanted the savings bank de- posits to increase.
 Never so large in our history as at present.
 You wanted to See interest rates de- crease that your people could borrow more cheaply wherew.th to develop your resources.
 You got it. Interest has never been ! So low as now.
 You demanded more money. The cir culation must be increased per capita. !
 You got it. It has increased with marvellous Iapidity for four years.
 You demanded that one dollar be just | as good as another.
 You got it. That is the kind we have now. and you can get all the silver or paper you want at any bank.
 You demanded the markets of the 1 world for your surplus products and i goods.
 You got it. Got it so suddenly it all 1 most daZZled you.
 You wanted us to stop borrowing i money in Europe.