The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-05-31
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Gsis 10 pul ihs soath asld ih,o sbsst this
year, Sssoad Farmer - Hsist ssriin II III
pat II later wbssl or uss u Ter golf iink'. |
-Ttonbie Coming. Rnssd How did |
yen llks your rev tssshsr. FVddiei Fud
die (ipstfaspil,) Oh. like her bslt,r
has she isa oing to lihs me after che has
been there siI months.
That trip 10 Europe did much 10
brosdsn your sos Hsnys views and pol
ish hls msuusrs, didn't IN should say |
90. Ississd of"yisg III BE-, you, ~ sts
ussd 10, be SOS says III lay you . wager. |
Wife I'm solng TO oopsnlt tho doc
tor and zee II sbosld go sway this sun
nsr Hasbsud Doot do IL. my dear, be
eau. when have paid him for bis sdvles
there won't be suythi1s left TO boy . tick |
Of With.
We doa'i want to say suy thing agsinst
the girls, bat when one gets Married nov
sdsys IL doesl't teen 10 make any moe |
hsnsswork for tbs mother than sts hid |
before her dsushiers dspsrtsrs.
-Hrdup. My lave for you. Mics Gold
son, 10 liks . consuming IRE that burns
svsrJtning 10 It's path. Miss Goldson--
Then fear II woald be uawiss TO choose
such basbsnd 10 handle ny money.
DO you believe Ia bersdiy, Mrs.
Simpson, ladesd, do; every mean
trait Bobby has | s,n trace right back to
HE isthsr, Does hi, i,tber hsIi.,s in
hsredityf Yes, he traces Bobbys i.ults
oil back 10 me.
--WhsI cried The labor leader, a. be
entered the house. No supper yeti Nc,
replied tis vile oslnly. You will reesll
that began WORK a. G o'clock this morn
Tag, What has ,bn TO do With in My
time expired Al p, u,
WIS. 10 az i,lsndi asked tins teacher,
Addressing t'r lntsuosstion IL the elsss in
geography. 40 island, Gs'sm, replied
Johnby, Bfosdhssd, . ituJions lad who
had Porto Bleo IN mind, 10 . body Of land
sniifsly surrounded by poli,ica
Mr.. Yousspop My little girl -
nssfly 2 ysars old snd hssh't lssrnsd 10
lalk yet Mr. Hsnpesks Don't lie, tbst
worry you ny wife says sbs didui be
sin 10 talk until che vas nearly 3, snd
now-.
Teacher -TrJ 10 remain Der this. Nil
lon, The poet. wa blind. Io ysu think
you eau .rsmsmb.t ~ Bobby Smart 80 YES,
mann. T.sbsr Nov. Wis, sn Nil
lone great ni'iortunsi Bobby Smart
he vas post
-f" Dir. said Bronoho Bob, vhsu j
v" sssi vas regular literary lion.
rot In With come psopis Who are io..rss,
ID il disiset Bat you ean'l urits dialect.
No, l cant uriis II. Bat / bio talk Il
great
The fsmsus ''Thsd' Stevens bid . col
bred servant 10 w"hipston named Mstil
10, Who ono norsins smashed . large
iish u lhs bsfa. What have you hrok
10 tov, you - - black itiotf sislsin
I'd her naisf M.tilds nsskiy rsspsnd
ID: Tsin' de fsth Commsudnsnt. brsss
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lore | sssssr ,hst question. lot me SEX IL
'oa have reason TO think she hss bed .
eve dissppoininsnt Of any kisdt Itnos $
he ess act Then, madam. your dsusb
'sr hss ,bs srip.
Il shoashi ID last drop 10. dear boy. |
irosihs that ,os we're hs.ies . lev
fisnds 10 disaef. AMI hssrius tesrs we're
rst 10. Yea kso~ youf wife 10 90 supsr 4
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