Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1900-07-06
Mr.. O'Hagan Out Again.

Mr.. O'Hagan Out Again.
."Good morning." said Mr.. O'Hagan,
as We entered the bank Oh Tuesday
last. Oh financial business. II havn'C
seen you lately" said our reporter,
shave You been spending some time in
the country p
"Oive not been in the cOunthry."
s lid Mr.. O'Hagan, "Oi wish Oh cud git
owt vance moor, but Oh hav BIN laid
up wild the Ihumatiz, AL pain in the
spine NV me back, an times is too hard
fur me tn spind clint in wurldly CUM
forts. hut what is bodily pains tn
hard times, and mental thrubbles? Oi
SEES tn Tim O'Flarety yistidy, Tim SEES
Oi, poor people has hard time hur
SEES Oh. Eff they has anything taxes
ates EN- up. ses Oi, an ef they has
nuthin the city's too poor to bury 'em
eff they be so fortnit S tn die, ses Oi.
Why sur. do We see what the ovid
Council done, SEES Oi? Hits spint all
the money, ses Oh, and now hits turned
the jab over tn the new Council, COIN
posed NV the same min as the ovid
wun, an. eff they couldn't do WidOut
spindin all the money, whin they wus
the ovid Council, SEES Oh. what in the
name NV Hivin ar they goin tn d6,
wi in they becomes the new Council,
ses Oh? An O'Flarety SEES. ses he, they
be gOin to Retrinch Ell Reform. An
0 'Flarety ses, ses he, why it's Robin
somebody uf sumthin that Oughent tn
be robbed, an givin the money tn
them as Oughent tn have hit. Hits
acknowledged past offinces, an lyin
about futur oflinces, an it ginnerly
winds up in DUN nuthiu. that ought
tn be dun, an III DUN lot that ought
not tn be dun, an in the end a rasin
the taxes. On Lord, We don't name
they git EN- any higher, SEES Oh? They
kin, ses O'Flarety, they kin take the
little bit that s left, SEES he. An would
We believe it Oh nivir knOwed that be-
fore. Tim, Oh heer that our lawrge
markit hOus is tn be closed. SEES Oh, all
Civ away tn sum favored sindikate. Is
Everything TIL 80 tn the favored sindi-
Hates, SEES OF? Hit seems SO, SEES he.
An our Elegant polees force is hit tn go
tn a sindikare too. ses =? The pride
NV our city, s.s Oh? Oh larn that they
be doin sumthin wild hit,and that hits
tn loose two NV hits valuableest
Numbers. An our public schules,
which was "a techip the childer sum-
thun that was useful, is tn stop thar
an only teech em Greek, an Latin, al
furren langwidges, an all kinds NV
high dick, which hit is to make all Nv
EN- lawy ers, an doctors, an mission
errys tn China. Well that suites me,
no min can't git too high for NE. Oh
niver had no sculin meself, but vi likes
to go wild the eggercated gintilmen.
Ye know me habits thar, Tim, SEES Oi.
An Tim sed he knowd EN-, ses be
Durn the public schules, SEES Oh, they
be a kind Nv low ordered thing any
Way ses Oh, AN our best people don't
sind ther kids tn em. Oh don't keer
how dape the Council cuts thin, but
Oh don't like tn see our polees force
rnined, hit shuld be kipt as hit wus
whin we had plinty NV money, an our
atreets shuld be kipt In the same
beautiful order as whin money was
plintiful, ur eff we didn't hav it we cud
Usher bonds which our wealthy citizens
wus kind enuf tn give us ther money
fur. Why, ses Oi, what is city wild
out u pOlees force, an a band, an a
markit hOus, an military company
Durn the public 'schules, let thin go,
but what We gOin tn du fur min tn
manage the elections and run politics,
ef We ruin the polees force? an who's
goin to celebrate the Fourth eff there
be no military cumpny. and no band
Oh SEES to Tim, ses Oh, this here town
WINS all right sum years ago, whin we
Civ that Hundred Thousand tn a rail-
road tn cum here. Cud we Civ hun
Oh ed thousand tn anything now, ses
OH Divil the bit ses lie. An look
what the railroads is DUN, SEES Oi.
Since ither people has kind o. quit
cummin here, they ar hawlin nagers
in Oh Sundys. disturbin the pace an
quiet of our Sabbaths. But Dim gald,
SEES OF, that the Chfistin press nv the
City is takin how'd NV the matter, an
informin the public that while people
may cum til our City on week days in
small all nOndisturbin Quantities., the
belongs tn us. an must not he
disturbed al especially by nagers.
Whin wun' gifts used tn quiet on week |
days he must hav it" Sundys, SEES Oi
to Tim. An Tim sed thin wus his |
OF like this tindency, SEES Oi. Plinty
Nv Retrinchmint all Reform, the chill
der NV the poor at wurk insted NV so
much eddycatiOn. Magyar excursions,
an all ithers to be kipt out NV the
town, Oh want the town quiet. Why
re don't KNOW what pllshure Oh ex-
oerience winiver Oh go 1u Lexington
Or HarrisonDurg, an find the people
lot gittin up til leven O'Clock, an not
hin ef they don't want tu. Oi long fur
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