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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-11-08
NEWS OF THE sANcTUMs.
some Little Tales Reported by Your
Uncle Ell. ,

copyright. 1900. by O. B. Lewis
TIE Gazette takes pleasure In an
nouncing that the wife Of its editor Is
again able to be about, and that his
faith in Providence is stronger than
ever. 1t will be remembered that the
wife rolled down the cellar stairs a
month ago with barrel of vinegar
after her, and when picked up she was
eight feet long and only four inches
thick. Both vinegar and wife are now
almost as well as ever. R
The editor Of The Independent is a
man of peace and prefers to dwell In
harmony with all mankind, but IL Mr..
James Britt should visit this Office
again and throw us over our desk and
slap our face we shall feel it our duty
to do him what injury we can without
proceeding to extremes. A word to the
wise is sufficient.
Certain people In this town are
warned that the editor Of The Journal
has heard Of their gossip and has about
made up his mind to take legal steps
to stop 1t. When people get so bold as
to say that we box our wife's ears in
broad daylight on the veranda it is
time that we protected our reputation
as loving husband. ..
On Thursday afternoon last The Pa
triot came out with strong editorial
against imperialism. On that same
night our clothesline was robbed of our
two thin undershirts and other gar
ments. We haven't the slightest doubt
that some rabid imperialist struck at
us in this tender spot by way Of re-
venge. and we would ask. whittier
are we drifting when free press no
longer dares to raise it's voice in pro-
| test?" 49,
The editor Of The Banner was pre-
scented with Eureka fire escape by the
agent one day last week. but did not
make trial of it till Monday morning.
AS result of the trial the editor is In
bed with 10 bumps and bruises and the
office is being run by his wife and tht
apprentice. We trust that our readers
will overlook any mix up In politics or
lack Of poetry. The escape Is for sale
cheap or will be exchanged for stomach
bitters.
The Tribune is panied to announce
that Mr.. John Harmer, our popular
grocer. is laid up In the house from the
kick Of a mule. but is being faithfully
attended by the eminent DIR. Joslyn
and will be drawn back from the
yawning grave in due time. The mule
used both heels and landed on the So
lar plexus. and the doctor says the con-
cussion was equal to that Of being jab-
bed with a fence rail. NJ, QUAD.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-11-08
He's Wen Trained.

did you hear what that man next
door calls his big. freckled blond wifeY
"Birdie?"
mo: he calls her Little Sunshine
Indis ma polls Journal.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-11-08
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Involved Loss Of SLEEP.

Involved Loss of Sleep.
First Philadelphian- Here's an inter-
estihg book.
Second Philadelphian-You can rec
ommend It highly. can you?
First Philadelphian-Why. sat up
nearly all day reading it.-Town Top
les
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-11-08
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Secretary Roots Health Impr.ying.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 10. - Secretary
Roo who for some weeks past has been
ill at his Long Island home. is expected
back at his desk in day or two. The
secretary is reported to be improved in
health. t..r -.,#s
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-11-08
S 100
,r. E. Detohon's Anti Diuretic.

DR.. E. Detchon's Anti Diuretic.
May be worth to you more than 500 il
you have child who soils bedding from in
conference of water during sleep. Cures
old and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble
at once. 81. Sold by Fiesler & McNeice.
!. I. 4.
'Wing'' Shots.
Miss Black-Pm sure hit something
that time. Gwen!
Miss Gray-Looks like it dear. One
Of the beaters over there is having his
leg bandaged up.-Pick-Me-Up.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-11-08
Paint Them Green.

To the Editor of the Peoples Col
umn- Will some kind reader tell me
how to get rid of red ants Boston
Globe. p.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-11-08
one chore Ont Of the Way.

One ChOre Ont Of the Way.
amelia. 1t is a shame for us to quar-
rel this way before we start out"
'Oh. not at ALL Edgar. If we have a
right good quarrel now. we won't have
a thing to do but enjoy ourselves after
we get on the train."-Indiananolis
Journal.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-11-08
JeIl-O, The New Dessert.

JeII-O, The New Dessert.
pleases all the family. -Four favors Lem
on, Orange, Raspberry and Strawberry.
At your grocers. 10 cts. Try it to-day.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-11-08

well. Nike. are you making head
way
mo. sor: any fool could see that it's
q footwayr'
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-11-08

he idea. What did you say to
Evening star., 1900-10-13
MARRIED.

At Alexandria, Va, October
Q, 1900. by Rev. Geo L. Hunt, GEO. W.
CLARK to EFFIE G. MADDOX.
Evening star., 1900-10-13
All About You

people are suffering from colds in
the head. with fever depression and
weakness. It's the Grip! Be ready
when it first attacks you!
Evening star., 1900-10-13

smith and Mr.. Arthur Henry Tew. at the
church of the Advent last Wednesday. was
a particularly pretty one The bride is the
Youngest daughter Of the late Edward A.
county. Maryland. The groom is the son
of Mr. and Mrs ". F. Tew of Anacostia.
Rev. Mr.. Mott performed the ceremony.
me church was profusely decorated with
golden rod. palms and cut flowers. The
bride, who was becomingly~ attired in
travelling costume of French blue. with
picture hat to match. was attended by her
cousins, the Misses Julia Blanche NichoI-
son and Clara Louise Smith who wore
foulards of contrasting colors Mr. Albert
Is. Few, brother of the groom. acted as
best man, and Messrs. Ralph E. Jones of
Rockville and j. Lawrence Smith. brother
OF the bride, were the ushers The bride
was given away by her uncle Mr. L. l..
and handsome. Immediately after the GER
emony the happy couple left for trim
north, taking in Niagara, Thousand Islands
and points OF interest in Canada
The Happy Reds Bicycle Club were ell
tertained Friday night by Mr. and Mrs IL,
". Gasson at their home. Chestnut Cot
tage,' North Takoma Park The chestnut
grove was lighted with Chinese lanterns
and the cottage decked with flowers and
autumn foliage. The guests went out on
wheels, covering a distance Of fourteen
miles. Refreshments were served, and a
bountiful supply of chestnuts distributed as
souvenirs. Those present We're: Mr. and
Mrs. Dimmick, Mrs. Rod Dimmick Mr. E
Y. Dimmick. Mr.. and Mrs H. d. Gasson.
Mr.. Will Gasson, Misses Swami Kent,
Juiihn, Siemers. Wilson, Potter Wake
field. Messrs. Hesselman, Warren. Light
bown and Clark.
DR.. and Mrs. Barrie have returned home.
Cards are out for the marriage of Miss
Helen Loretta Dunn and Mr. w Gait
n,ont;nnoa -.
Evening star., 1900-10-13
THE RIGHT THINu.
A NEW CATARRH CURE WHICH Is RAPIDLY
COMING 10 THE FRONT.

For several yeas Eucalyptol. Guaiacol and Hy.
drastin have been recognized as standard remedies
for catarrhal troubles, but they have always been
given separately, and only very recently an In
genious chemist succeeded In combining them to-
sether with other antiseptics, into q pleasant, ef-
fective tablet.
Druggists sell the remedy under the name Of STU
arts CHtarrh Tablets. and 1t has met with remark
able success in the OF nasal atarh bronchial
and throat catsrrh and In catarrh OF the stomach.
Mr. F. n. Benton, whose address Is OF Clark
House. Troy, N. ", says: when 1 run up against
anything that 10 good like to tell people OF It,
have been troubled with catarrh more or less for
some time: last winter more than ever. Tried
several socalled cures but did not get any benefit
from them. About SIX weeks ago bought so
cent boz OF Stuart's Oatarrh Tablets, and I am
glad to say that they have done wonders for me-
and do not hesitate to let all my friends know
that Stuarts Catarrh Tablets the right thing :"
Mr.. Geo. ]. Casanova of Hotel Griffon, West 9th
street, New York city, writes: Il have commenced
using Stuart's Catarrh Tsblets and already they
have given me better results than any catarrh cure
have tried
leading physician Of Pittsburx advises the use
OF Stuart's Catarrh Tablets In preference to any
other treatment for catarrh OF the head throat or
stomach.
He claims they are far superior to inhalers
salves lotions or powder, and much con-
Venient and pleasant to take, and are so harmless
that little children take them with benefit as they
contain 10 opiate, cocaine or any poisonous drug
All druggists sell Stuart's Catarrh Tablets at so
cents for fullsized package, and they are prob
ably the safest and reliable cure for sny form
OF eatArrh. oc9-eo3t
Evening star., 1900-10-13
BORN.

LERCH. At Takoma Park D. c. October Ii
1900. to Robert L. and Susie Simmons Lerch 1
son. .
Evening star., 1900-10-13
MUNYON'S BIG BUSINESS.
1t Requires Removal of Main Office
to New York City.

1t Requires Removal of Main Omces
to New York City.
The main offices Of Prof. Munyon have
been removed from Philadelphia to New
York. Broadway, corner of Goth street, and
are now located in commodus and attrac-
tive apartments, In which every modern
possibility for the increase of advantageous
methods has been introduced. In conver-
satfon with reporter of the New York
Press Prof. Munyon said:
Il have opened this establishment simply
because my business demanded 1t. As you
we'll know. l have. always maintained a
medical institute, with a corps of skilled
physicians in this city, but 1 have now
supplemented this by bringing here my
business headquarters, advertising depart
nent, laboratory, etc. The laboratory ]
have opened here Is fourth of series
which now includes Philadelphia, Toronto
and London, but will later take in Boston,
Chicago. San Francisco, Mexico City and
other leading Places
Prof. Munyon in all his establishments
follows his undertaking system, which Is to
have skilled physicians to examine all who
apply free Of charge, and show them how
to get well by means of the simple yet
famous homeopathic remedies which have
made the name Of Munyon a household
term the world over.
Evening star., 1900-10-13
DIED..

| DlDD.
BEACH: On October ID. 1900. At lis am.
| raI GE1aSE . II. BEACH. aged twenty,seven years
Bowman; ~ Rhode Island avenue Monday, at
| and relatives invited to attend.
Am. MICHAEL beloved husband Of the late
street northeast. thence to st. Jseph's Church.
on Monday. October Is, at $40 am. Inter
ment private.
heKSGaT &C On @.yip SstpFaay 4stGess 49, 1'o at
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
am, JOSEPH NJ. MORAN. beloved OF Nor
, gan and nd F. Moran ,o,o u
northwest IS , Tuesday morning, at 10 O'Clock:
to attend lnterment at Holy Rood. 2'
| MUsCHErT. On Saturday. October 13 1900 at 9
am, VIRGINIA NJ, daughter Of the late Mich
oias Tastet. widow of the late DIR. James NJ.
Muschett of Virginia
Funeral from ST. Domnic's Church at O'Clock Mon
day. Interment private. Mannssas. Va, Ia
pers please cupy.)
NEURATH. On Friday. October u. 1900. at
o'clock pm. CHARLES E., beloved husband q
Lula NJ. Neurath tnee kines, and son of tine
late Louis and Catharne Neurath aged twenty
seven years, three months and four days
He thoughtful loving. tender.
With each and every one:
Here he suffered. but is now rejoicing.
His JOY In heaven has just begun.
Goodbye Charlie God will take you
To that beautiful home above.
Where no suffering will distress you
Where all is JOY and I~ace and love.
Funeral will take place from his late residence.
a27 Massachusetts avenue northeast. on sun.
friends respectfully invited to attend.
Chicago. ILL.,. OF appendicitis, WILLIAM II.
oMoHUNDRo Of the hrm Of Raymond "a 4 ONO DINO
hundrO. patent attorneys. formerly OF this city.
DUNBAR RALSTON. widow of Robert Hosmer
Funeral private.
On osrsr h. at SS
and the late Mary A.. Hurley.
Funeral from his late residence Mo- No 10 Massaehu
October 10. at $50 o'clock Requiem mass at
st. AlOysus Church.
WARD On Friday, October IL, 1900, at $50 pm.
HENRY ALLEN WARD. beloved husband Of
Ruth Ward. born May IL, 1863 near Homewad
Miss; aged thirty seven years and six months
west Monday October I5 at 2 pm Relatives
and friends invited.
ASE 1rThf widow ID Of Eda
G; Dennis and mother Of VIM. Henry DenniA
who died October 13, 1899.
May her soul rest In peace. Amen.
LUCAS. In loving remembrance of our darling
baby, LILLIAN TERESA LUCAS, who died eight
years ago tomorrow, October IA, 1892
Sweet little darling, light of home,
Looking fer some one Reckoning come,
Bright a sunbeam, pure the dew,
Anxiously waiting, mother, for you
MAMMA.
WALKER In loving remembrance of my dear
wife and mother, MARY A. WALKER, who
departed this life four years ago tomorrow.
October IA. 1896. at TenleytOwn, ID. G.
" frop, hop,a thor
We miss thee from thy place;
A shadow DER life is cast,
We miss the sunshine Of thy face
We miss thy kind and willing hand
Thy fond and earnest care;
Our home Is dark without thee, mother,
We miss thee everywhere.
BY HER LOVING HUSBAND AND CHILDREN
Evening star., 1900-10-13
02S r Street,
The John Wamamaker
I ail0rimg.

No two men have exactly the
same taste in clothing. On broad
lines there is agreement, but on de-
tails there is difference.
We step in with the will and power
and the power to meet the incest
thought of the particular man. The
Wanamaker Tailoring has grown
great, greater, greatest in this very
line.
Evening star., 1900-10-13

Rear Admiral Silas Casey, at present
commandant Of the League Island navy
yard. Pa, has been selected to succeed
Rear Admiral Albert Kautz as commander
of the Pacific station upon the latter's re-
tirement next spring.
Evening star., 1900-10-13

hour. Among those present were the Misses
Nellie Fainter. Ada Scott. Mayme Bell
Violet Bowen: Lille Wagner. S.sI, Mamie Fair
wards, Bertie Steep, Edna Taylor. Bertha
Parsons, Maggie Eicholtz. Mary Morgen-
thaler, Daisy Rooms and Messrs: Henry
Eicholtz, James Yeabower, James Consta
tine, Robert Robinson, Charles Barteman
Charles Rupert. Mike Clarke. William Will
cox. JOS. Biggs, Howard Dalzell. G. S.
Cats, Frederick Eicholtz, Geo. +. Boyle,
John Gallagher.
Miss Irene Ruth Kennedy, daughter OF
Mr. and Mrs. John L. Kennedy. and Mr.
Eugene w. Willard We're married last even
ing at the residence of the brides parents
by Rev. DR.. T. c. Easton. Mr. and Mrs
Willard will be at home after October 20
at 25s West Odd street, New York city
Mr.. and Mrs. Selden Marvin Ely are al
80 8 street northwest, where they will be
pleased to see their friends on Mondays.
Mrs. ]. Mindeleff has returned from the
mountains Of Virginia, where she has spent
the summer. and has taken apartments fol-
the winter at 1714 18th street.
Mrs. III, T. Brian and Mrs. e. George
Brian. nee McElfresh. will be at home
Wednesday. October IL. after 3 o'clock.
Mr.. Frank B. League of Annapolis, Md
and Miss Hannah E. Patterson of this city
were married Thursday evening, October
IL, at o'clock, at the residence of the
brides parents, 512 9th street southeast In
the presence of the immediate family, by
Rev. j. w. Gray, pastor Of the First M p.
Church Of this city.
Mrs. Emma Poesche has returned TO her
residence, 1889 Corcoran street. having
spent the summer in Harper's Ferry, w.
Va.
Mr.. and Mrs. William E. Chandlee have
announced the engagement Of their daugh-
ter Alice to Mr.. David Vincent Chadwick
assistant paymaster, U. 8. N. The wedding
will take place on the return Of Mr.. Chad
wick from his summers cruise on the
Monongahela.
The wedding of Miss Amanda Brawner
Evening star., 1900-10-13
H HaQe'S
Honey of
HOrehOurld
and t ar

should be taken at the first sign of
Grip. 1t cures. 2Sc., 5oc., 81 90 per
bottle; the largest size cheapest. At
all druggists. Take none but Hale's.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in
One Minute.
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Evening star., 1900-10-13

Via PennsylVania Railroad.
Tickets on sale Saturday and Sunday
October 13 and IA. good to return until Mon
day, October Is. All trains except Con
gressional Limited.-Advt.
Evening star., 1900-10-13
TUFTS Liver Pills

Keep the system in order and pre-
vent morbid conditions of the liver
which precede disease.
A Preventative of
Sick Headache, Dyspepsia, Dizzi-
ness, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Heart
burn, Coated Tongue, Loss Of Ap-
petite, Constipation and
All Bilious Diseases.
Evening star., 1900-10-13

Omces In The Star Building.
Desirable office rooms are for rent in The
Star Building. including light heat and
janitor service.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1900-01-18


Christian life, combined with AN I'M
common prudence and foresight
brought to him the good will and conf
dence of ALL
The great influence of Governor Car
nenter Was acquired solely by his
worth and We now see in his public ut
terances and in the enactments secured
by him how fully he recognized the ne
cessities Of Iowa, and how accurately
he anticipated remedial legislation.
I'm the death Of this pioneer citizen
and lawmaker Iowa suffers the loss of
a just man who to the fun measure
has done his state and nation a service
that endures.
BE it further
"Resolved That these resolutions be
entered IN the journal and that the
president OF the senate send to the Wild
sow Of Governor Carpenter duly au-
thenticated copy of all Journal entries
respecting these memorial exercises.
Governor, Shaw was greeted With
cheers. He said that Governor Car
panter was the first executive for whom
he had had an opportunity to vote.
During the speakers first adninistra-
ton he had the sad privilege of attend
ing Governor Carpenters funeral. Gov
aeinor shaw described that remarka bic
scene where people crowded thru the
streets for blocks ana wed with each
other in doing honor to his memory.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1900-01-18
! MAIL CLERKS EXPERIENCE
And what Cn1nc OFT.

The occupation of a railway mail
clerk is particularly arduous and un-
Wholesome, long hours of work fcquir-
ing the closest attention. nearly always
standing, confined in a stuffy car, as
we'll as the continual vibration OF rapid
motion, make this ocupatIon an unde-
sirable one from a health standpoint.
A railway mail clerk on the Michigan
Central running between Detroit and
Chicago says: I'm common with many
of my fellow employees, ! suffered for
some years from an obstinate attack of
piles, brought on, my physicians told
me, by my occupation, the close confine-
ment in Il car and being obliged to stand
on my feet for hours ogether; the pain.
at times was almost unbearable and
was obliged to resort to the use of ONT
ment and salveS to give a temporary
relief while got through with my work.
suffered so long from piles that real
ly had little hope of any such thing as a
permanent cure, and although had
very often noticed the advertisement OF
the Pyramid Pile Cure, yet i never
thought seriously of trying it until one
day after suffering more than usual l
,.roppc,. into {. drug store and bought Il
0cent package. 1 tried 1t that night
and the complete relief from pain and
itching was delightful ] expected To be
as bad as ever the next day, as this had
been my usual experience with pile rem
edies, but l was agrceabiy disappoint-
ed. I used the Pyramid for some ten
days or two weeks and for nearly four
years have not had the slightest trouble
from piles and consider my cure as little
short of marvellous
The Pyramid Pile Cure is the most
popular and successful of any pile cure;
it is the only pile cure that is sold by
every druggist in the United States and
Canada
Furthermore, the Pyramid Pile Cure
has been before the public for nine
years and has been tested time and
again by hundreds of physicians and BY
thousands of pile sufferers, and its re-
,narkable merit has been demonstrated
in every form of piles, protruding, itch
ing or bleeding.
a little book on cause ard cure Of
piles mailed free by addressing Pyra-
mid CO., Marshall, Mich.
All druggists sell the Pyramid at 80
cents for full sized package.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1900-01-18
NV RAILWAY Survey
Prospect That the Milwaukee Com,
pany Will Build From Storm
Lake to SaEborn.
Surveying Party in the Field Near
Primghar Some Illinois Cen.
trail improvements.
Case of Smallpox Developed at Mas
sena- Alleged Forger Held to
Grand Jury.
Special to Times-Republican.

Special to Times-Republican
Primshar. Jan. 1S.--NNe met a party in
this county yesterday who says the neY
railroad line is now being staked out
and that it is the c., Ma st. p. rail-
way. This is supposed to be an extern
sion os what is called the Rockwell CITY,
Sac City and Storm Lake extension of.
the Des Moincs Northern. The route
from storm Lake is supposed to cross
the Little Sioux river near Peterson and
then run on the east side of the Water
man creek, crossing the north line Of
Grant township on section 3, and then
on 10 Sanborn This seems very feasible,
as the company has a division at San
born, both passenger and freight, and it
would also be Of great advantage to
that section Of this county lying on the
east side of the Waterman. There would
probably be q station on about section
1195-39 Grant township. Should the
station be located at shis point it would
have q fine country TO draw from and
must make an important place.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1900-01-18
Installation at Carroll.

Carroll, Jan. L.. Public installation Of
officers by the Catholic Order of Forest
ers look place at the Germania opera
house Tuesday evening. The following
officers We're installed by Deputy High
Chief Ranger: w. II. Wahl, G. r.; p. v.
Lenz, G. r.; l.. Baulnhover. y. G. r.;
William Kruger. L. G. h: N. II.
Frarzwa, II. s.; T. +. Guthrie. +. s.,
William Brown. treasurer; DR. a. !Ness-
lar, NJ. E.; Andrew Kirk John Slam
meyer and l.. \. McAllister. trustees.
Plates were set fo, 200. G. +. Reynolds
acted as toastmaster. The following
toasts We're responded TO: Mental Ele-
vation.' Rev. j. G. Naeke; The G. Q.
f., First. Last and Always Catholic.
Very Rev. p. j. O,Connor; Our Local
Court" z. Y. LEM: Medical Progress"
DR.. A.. Kessler; '.Fraternal Insurance"
Joe III. Meyers; The Press w. II.
VAIL; THE Ladies' L. F. Guthrie.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1900-01-18
HELD TO GRAND JURY.
David $. Dewitt. Alleged Forger.
Bound ovcr-IIardln County Court

Special to es-Republican.
Eldora, Jan. is. David S. Dewitt
charged With passing a counterfeit
check on the Hubbard State Bank last
June, was arraigned before Squire
Burling yesterday morning and waived
preliminary examination and was
bound OYER to appear before the next
grand jury in the sum OF $500. He
promptly furnished bonds and is at lib
Serty.
The case of Melics & NleI-ane rs.
James II. Lyon. being suit brought
by plaintiffs 10 recover $500 which it is
alleged McLaine turned over To Lyon
for safe Keeping and which upon set
clement Lyon denies having received
was houy contested The jury Went
out 1t . o'clock and We're let out
at :, Il. IL. on q sealed verdict The
will probably be compromise. The
Merrill vs.. county case is now up for
trial.