The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-01-12

One hundred and three new stud
ents enrolled for the first two terms
at the state agricultural college.
A good many people over the State
are "parley voOing" each other pre-
paratory for the Paris exposition.
A Seneca man has just joined his
sixth lodge, but somehow his wife
isn't in the seventh heaven about it.
The Cherryvale Clarion has again
changed handle. 1t was time, for its
late expressions have been almost un-
intelligible.
Senator Baker, says the associated
prese, walked with Mckinley Friday,
and from this his friends augur that
he will run next year.
Garnett is adding to the polish Of
the world, twelve car loads of walnut
logs having been shipped there dur
ing the past six months.
The Santa FEES industrial commits
sion has located huge beet sugar
plant at Rocky Ford, just over the
western Kansas line in Colorado.
Yates Center News: A Yates Center
man announces that he will marry
anyone who asks him. That's his
business. He's Justice of the peace.
A Methodist congregation cut near
Minneapolis held It's prayer meeting
at the home of one of it's members
who was sick and couldn't get to the
church.
The county superintendent of pub
lie instruction in Wilson county went
clear across the State to get wife.
The chances are he will not last for
another term in the county.
The Coffeyville council is fighting
about the street railway franchise just
as if they really thought the line
would be built. There are several
histriOnic stars sprouting in that
burg.
Ewing Herbert in the Hiawatha
World: A man who has been going
with a woman for 20 years will have
to marry her in the spring or else the
women of this burg Will hold an in
dignation meeting.
The Boliver Breeze gives this mode
of procedure on the street: When
you meet man, always turn to the
right and you won't run into any
body but a d fool and it wont be
necessary to apologize to him.
Eldorado people did not turn out to
hear clever concert and the Times
says, that next time the crowd will
follow off some whoop-em-up, slam
bang transforming outfit and then
swear because they attended 1t.
Two young people were married at
Cherryvale at midnight December 81.
A year from now the groom will be
scratching the top of his head and
wondering how in the thunder he
ever got the idea 1t was fun to walk
about at midnight.
The Sterling Bulletin reports an
"animal' in that town with "fixins"
like an engine, speed of fifteen
miles an hour, a "bully good thing to
scare horses" that cost 81 900, and
the editor lows it must be an auto
mobile.
The Atchison Globe seldom says
aught that does not make young men
apprehensive of the future, but here
Is one lone comforting item: If a
young man does not begin to tire of
society by the time he is twenty. five,
it is sign he will never amount to
much.
An Arkansas City boy gave his
mother purse for Christmas and she
gave him a Bible. she gained his con-
sent to exchange the purse for a
larger one, and he traded Off his Bible
for batch of Nick Carriers. Her first
delight in her son is somewhat
shattered.
The Kansas Teachers have assured
the immortality OF viii White by
condemning the Boyville stories as
being bad for the boys The teacher
who doesn't know enough about boys
to know that they each have enough
original sin in their hides to stock AN
army are two ignorant to be success
full teachers. The very greatest charm
of the books IL that the men who
read them, nice, respectable old men,
tee their own pictures at the age of
sen.