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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22

Poushkeepsie. ~. 4, Dec. 22.-The
PoughkeepsIe New England Society OBJ
served Forefathers' Day with q banquet
al the Nelson House last night
Among the speakers were Norris q. Os-
born OF the New Haven Register, Ex-
Governor David II. Goodell OF Antrim. n.
H.. and Rev Donald s. MacKey. ID. d.,
pastor OF the Fifth Avenue Collegiate
church, New York
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22
THE CRY or Providence.

An Ordinance Permitting the Providence
Telephone Company 60 Erect Poles and
Wires In Frank Street.
(Approved December z. 1000)
IL Is ordained py the City. Council OF the
city of Providence as follows:
Section L. Permission ~ hereby granted
TO the Providence Telephone Company %
erect, maintain, use and operate poles and
wires In. over and along Frank street,
from Prairie avenue 20 Plain street: and
In Arlington avenue, from FronteDac ave-
nue. TO Olney street In aeeordance with
sioner OF Public Works, provided. all OF
said poles. and wires shall be erected and
Conditions OF Cha pssr T "a 81 oy the Revised s
Ordinances entitled Wires"
A true copy, witness:
dz2~2a - City Clerk,
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22
SLAUGHTERED.
Report That Seventeen Negroes
Were Killed by a Mob at
Arcadia, Miss

Providence. La, Dec. 12.-Various ru-
mors have prevailed lately up and down
the river relative to the lynching OF the
negroes that took place at Arcadia. Miss.
on the 18th inst. for the killing OF a
trading boatman by the name of Thomp-
son, and his wife and child. AS many
as II negroes were said to have been
brutally slaughtered by the mob.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22
For n Cold I'm the Head
Laxative Bromo- ouiniue Tablets.
ELECTED TO HE cQMMnNS.

London. Dec. 22.-Mr. worsley Taylor.
Conservative. has been elected 10 repre-
sent the Blackpool division OF Lancashire
I'm the House oi Commons In succession
90 Sir Matthew White Ridley. who was
home secretary in the late ministry, and
who recently relinquished his seat In the
lower house on being elevated % the peer
age
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22

Frederick T. wales. the young man ar
restsd yesterday for larceny from ths
Callender, McAuslan d Troup Co., was
arraigned IN the Sixth District court to-
day and. pleading guilty TO stealing sos
worth OF goods. was bound over to the
grand jury In sl5Q.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22
BURNS CAUSED HER DEATH.

New York Dec. 2 Carrie Hanley, the
ii-year-old Girl who was burned in public
school a. Yesterday, while playing Santa
Claus, died today.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22
Our Store

VIII be open Thursday, Friday, Saturday
and Monday evenings, Dec. 90 81 % anH
q. J. Il. JONES Il Co, IA, l6, IL, is. 20. 22.
"a. 26 Arcade.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22
,oo,-1xo mllllonc.l.ns.n-,ao.

The number we planned TO sell not quite
reached. Better to send calendars now
than Jan. i. Have made special prices on
balance. THE J. J. RYDER CO.. AZ
Washington.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22
COUNT Won BluMENTHAI DEAD.

Berlin. Dec. 22.-Count Won Biumenthai
the oldest field marshal In tho German
army, died last evening on his estate at
Qusllsndof, Duchy OF Annait.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22

Brown sells the best Mop wringer In
the world. Family size s1.5o Hotel size
g. 90. 81 Yorkshire street.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22
Stops the Cough
and works off the Cold.

Laxative Bromo- ouinine Tablets cure q
cold IN one ~sy.No Cure. No Pay. Price
15 cents.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-12-22
Missile Thrown by MannereI|i
After a Quarrel.
Men Had Been Drinking Hard Cider.
Doctors at Rhode Island Hospital do
Not Look for Amadio's Recovery.

probable
8 o morning
resd al No
5 He ha a and two In
I'M place. andw who has a wifi and twoc ldrenh here.
D s
. Amado cannot live
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25
4 acts
For" Sick
Wosppeup

FIRST sSse sgsofsicEao that
ks0ieas Esse rscoF5 for Ei;o
largest .surRshes' of ahsa~
Iyfe Cures of Tomato Ills
is Lydia e. PinRslsaEn's
Vegetable Compound
Second RsrS. Pinklsassa
can slsow by Eser Eeffer
flies in EyHs Ehaf q mil
Hon women have been
Fesforees 10 health BY heF
medicine and advice
Third -AHEeffes,s 60 H~ss
Pfnkhasss are received
opened, read and asa
swerad by women osrlys
ThEs feet Is certified TO by
fise mayor ANA IV0SGRsas-
tor Of Lynn s1cs Others Of
Mrs. PisitgsasBs's Ows7 CITY,
Write For. free b00sS cor
fainfEg these certificates
EvoF.y aEilHg wcraan ~
invited 30 write 10 Rgrss
Pin&SsaBs and gsf har aGs-
vice free Of Charge
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

II was the packers. the owners OF the
horse trains, wao made the FIRST trail,
for the gold seekers mad no time to
Join in amy good road movement
but The packers organized, instituted
compulsory service. and by the spring
OF 1898 had succeeded In opening o
fair bride path, making thiS trail from
this time on essentially - horse trail,
and thus scoring a second triumph
over Dyca. The horses between SkHg.
way and Bennett each carried 80
pounds, besides fcrd for the rouGd
trip OF four days. Six or ycycn hursCs
or mules made a string under the care
OF one man, the driver riding on an cN
ira animal. sometimes in font, often
bchind Rates for packing fell 20 90
aud then 20 ~ cents a pound and for.
iuner were matte, ami -guandrrru, Ia
the business. Six horses carry l,SDl
pounds Of net freight and earn gross
$50 TO $500. Expenses for a round
trip were $40 in wages, Sie hotel bills,
So foI horse feed. $50 weur aud tear
and SIS toll. making "a total Of siia.
Some packers who had ~ 10 iiit7
hI RAGS on n trail put In their own
boarding camps, thus reducing ex'
pcnses and the most energetic and
successful and reliable earned for sew,
eral months over $1,000 day net on
an investment of $1,000 TO $1,000. One
energetic man interviewed the arriy'
inr klondikers NJ Seattle, contracted
90 deliver their freight at Bennett, re-
quircd part payment In cash, used
the eash to buy his horses aud pack
saddles, and went north on the same
steamers with his customers, aud full
filed his Standardization Emerson
H. Tho Engineering Magazine.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25
A MINNESOTA FARMER DOES
WE'LL IN CANADA.


vlrden, Manitoba. 18th Nov. ina
Huo. CiiIord Sifton, Minisier Of the Ia.
terror, Ottawa. Canada.
Sir-Thinking that my experience
In Manitoba might be both useful and
interesting 10 my feilow-ecuntryiuen
in the United ststca who may be look.
Ing to Manitoba and the Northwest
with the intention of settling there,
] have much pleasure In stating that
through information received from
Mr.. w. y. AcCreaYy. immigration
Commissioner at Winnipeg. was In
duccd 20 visit Manitoba IL February,
1898. When ] called upon Mr.. AcCreary
he spared no pains go give me all
the Information, &C., la his possession,
the result Of which was that ! came
here with letter Of introduction from
him 10 the Secretary OF the Virden
board o. Trade. That gentleman pro-
yided me with a competent land guide
and altho' there was considerable
snow on the ground, ! had no din
Guilty in selecting three homeEteads
for myself and sons. Having made the
necessary homestead entrics at the
Land Office In Brandon, / returned TO
my hohne In Lyon County, Minnesota,
and came back here In May following
accompanied by enc OF my boys, bring
ing with us two teams Of horses, i'm
plementr, sc. Our first work was 10
erect temporary shanty and stable.
after which We broke and lcvclled rs
acres and put up 30 tons OF hay. I
went back TO Minnesota about goth
July, leaving my Son here. l returned
In October bringing my family with
me. found that The land we had
acquired was OF good quality being
a strong clay loan with clay subsoil.
Last Spring nowcd 100 acres 10
wheat, so acres Ia oats & barley as
acres oi this grain was sowed on
'goback" plowod last spribg.) Ny
crop was threshed In October, the re.
suit being over sT00 bu. OF grain In
oil. Wheat averaged 10 bu, p nc. and
graded No. hard but that which was
sown on land other than sod (''gu-
back") went 24h bu. p. ac.
To say that am well pleased with
tine result of my first years farming
operations IN Manitoba does not AIDE.
quately express my feelings, and ]
have no hesitation In adylsing thoae
who arc living In districts where land
Is high In price TO come out here. II
they are willing to do fair amount
Of work. ] am 10 miles from Vir,ien
which 10 good market town. and
miles from Harprnve where there are
two elevators. This summer erected
a dwelling house Of native stone aud
bought n half-section Of land Gdioin.
ing our homesteads for which paid
n very moderate price. There are still
scrue homcs,eads In this district. and
land OF fine quality can be purchased
from the Canadian Pacific Ry. Co. at
$3.50 y. &C. on liberal terms. Good
wgtcr Is generally found at a depth Of
from IS TO 20 II. have i75 ae. ready
for crop next year.
The cost Of living here IL about tho
Rame as In Southern Minnesota Some
commodities arc higher and others
lower IN price, but the average Is
shout the same.
remain.
Your obi. servant,
(signedl Jacob Rcirhert.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25
OPPORTUNITY.

Fair. tall and llmber-limbed. behold. abe
waits
Beside the stony path Ger which l wend
NY anxious way, and aayiy indicates
By bcekonings and smiles my journeys
end.
Dy signs she tells me that the joys seek
Await me there. with energy anew
And hopes fresh fush upon my faded
check.
Mid cruel thorns ana noxious weeds and
rus
I struIRle on that may cali her mine
Fer she depart as Oft she hath before;
That fill Into my own her eyes may shine:
That ! may clasp her close, all sorrows
DER
nut when l reach the spot whereon she
No answering word or touch Is mine TO
know.
an echoless. from gray and lonely wood
Cold. cherries. cutting winds upon me
blow
! weep al recall her many charms
And fold, nmbitl0Elesa. my empty anna
w. H. r. Shade.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25
CHAPTER V.
A TRIANGULAR QUARREL.

| knew Of no reason to fear him, but It
tave me a start 10 recognize ScAmmeli, In
tue iull uniform Of captain in DE Lancy' .
nlarauding tories. He threw a quick glance
about him, taking in the angry belligrrent
and his friend, who had picked himself up
and was standing at a safe distance with
his blade in his hand, as though waiting q
favorable opportunity 10 rush in and take
part 10 the musa Though fell under tbc
tory's eye. he did not at once recognize me.
fer ! had my hssrd at about a ten days
growth, and was something more than pic.
,urcsgue in the shabbiness 81 my dress. He
Immediately claimed the attention Of my op.
ponent by calling him by name.
Hello, Beldcni Something put out agaIn.
chy What the dev.i's the matter now
Hare you not bad lesacns enough IN your
own set that you must fall afoul OF pot.
house lounFersi What's amissf"
That villain has dared lay his hand on
me, and, by Gcdl hes bound 10 pay the
psnaltyl" barst out Belden, for the first
time finding his voice.
Which villhin2' asked Ecammell az he
threw his leg over the saddle and came to
the ground with the bride in the crook Of his
elbow. Faith. you look ss though odds
we're against you. l Hes two Of them. lis
Your good luck had thirst that needed
stalking. On my soal, whom have we herei"
he exclaimed, Sowing. "a with a second
look he identified me. lis IL a fair quarrel,
Eeldens III weight your pockets with Ave
pounds II you'll hand yoar rishss 10 me.
uniesa 'iiaa matter Of cheating al cards.
What, sirrahl" he demanded, walking to.
ward mo With malignant look 10 his rather
fine features, you we're quick TO offer me q
lesson awhile since. Are you as ready 10
take one yourseif at this meetingy How IA
j yoa hsys outraged ray friend and your
bcttery"
Let them alone. yer honcri" iuierpexed
The rar6sharper, approaching. It's a tie
cause Ter tbs both. 0ne was bit by bottle,
shn other grounded b. Cat. Can't we have
9 triie q fun with . hasbuek without In.
teffsrnrss. Faith, the bullock nan shall
have WY Sword. an WIN see which is che
better carvcrl III back him. too, an 70
nsay back yer friend the pupinjay, whose one
merit lies In not k-awins when hefA wei
leasen. Genre, nows we'll to the Kaichook
Iii.I IA small elevation near The Collect. 4
sFcsi4water pond, which vas on The ate q
the prevent tonnbs. The kaliowv usrd for
military execution stood b<twsen Il ana ~
f'isids, o. ;wsssnl City Hal pszk) ~ hevs
i. gst. III
WHAT yon riilain ron! yon ~ thisfi
sa-t sssncc. on I'li seaip y0at- in1rsucts1
ksamsn~it. turning "a IAN. kal66ook
Hill, yoa doxs You wssla nsvsr y = ae<r
~ ktilpse ~ Pm eau ffss VI.
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ment available.

That the Cutcura remedies are all that could be desired
for the alienation of tho suffering OF skn-ioFtured Ia
mothers has been demonstrated In countless homes In
every land Their absouts safety purity aud sweetness
instantaneous nnd grateful relief speedy and great
economy leave nothing moro TO be desired by anxious
parents Evidence Is found In the OF letters received
from grateful parents testying the incacuabe bene
fits they have derived from The OF these preparations
IN the treatment OF infante skin and scalp disorders
There ring of truth and sincerity about the ,eslImO
mails here submitted that stamps them genuine and when
mother writes, does Mrs, f. Butler Of 1850 Third
Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y, 10 simple, grateful language,
Of the good Cuiieura has accomplished 10 her home,
parents every must regard these remedies as house
hold nccrssties Mrs. Butler says;-
my oldss; boy Miss years sreuhed With
aassSl paS Of The body especially the er about twenty foar
In all Thoy about the OF aseesnf piece and would
tester much and eeet They panf Aer
ouRA remedies d nj bolsr With The doctor IN ,s case bu,
gaze him the cuycuEA reaens which compctey cured him in
four weeks As rule y four crtH sre vory robuss aud
healthy The baby the eldest boy boas theehy
ever ouiad with anything IKE this mcueacd ni thanks -
Cuf1cuEA remedies they all IN perfect health"
What can be more convincing to Q mother than the
following graphic letter from Mira j. C. Frrse Of 300
south First Street, brooklyn, N. Vi
my bahy was Hiou four weeks old when ne began suffer
would % HIN Eocd even called IN sac dcio tus used h.
meiclee % no aoeouu i not know what DO with him lie
horriblc booked eru any elm en- IL
had carry HIM Hrornd ns pillow WISE fairly disreHrage
used thcm could ehsagc. used about half
cvricUEA Ointment curtcuRA soar
the end of sot week my baby enreiy
has ncver been tacc % slncc To-day hs skis IA soos
and son a. piece Of aiik."
Another remarkable instance OF the effectiveness OF
the Cu,curn remedies Il fond IN the terrible experience
Of tbs baby daughter OF Ar. IL, A. Lapisfn, IIfH West
Slio Square, Springfield, ILL., Mr. Lapiam writcs n
follows;--
daughter troabled alrt eczema
Her Sahds and eek would break pnplr,
wach would se and benoau terribly isaamed
cui Ike great ias Of persPsrstoa anay a yOsd Dry
ts akin wogd rnck and peel on She suffered terribly Had
rpfs sns her hands kcep her from acfxhng
gave 81 leading phyksians good trial bat
helped her iess purchased cuTcURA soar crrfrun.
Ointment and CrcunA RssolyESr she Improved
s. tsvd although usad lees thaa
EEsolvEEr trrV iSsss ef curcozA and curscuaA seAr
In few fcrceful words. Mrs C. Brand of ccnesyille
n r., vgldly postrays experience to raany
mpthgrp aud her letter. which followa. u full Of comfort
and encouragement for anxious parents
T~o this wiaass my boy tegnn 20 bsal ea wtsb
seny reAfy covered hs back and oaiTes zgz
glowing reports Of CuTzcuaA reeda and toaxh 10 y
Three cakes Of crrwA HaAr t9 hcrea OF cCfruHA
hottie cf cggnrrnA KEsoLvrxf cured hss aink hnm
wesdsrfui fenadisar
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

MRS. DRLvA LOCKWOOD LATE CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY
Mrs Ba Lockwood the Of Washington, C., Is the
only who has been candidate for the Presidency Of the United
America As her
the legal profession she has gathered fame and fortune In letter The
PcrunR Medicine Company, abe
" haze used your Peraa boh for myself snd my oaer Mrs.
Hannah Bennett, IN her SSh year and find iTUahabk
remedy for cold ea hay fever and kindred diseases; also good tonic
for feeble and old people or those don, and h Gnstzs
Yours truly, BelVa 4. Lockwood.
liable
Of tho pelvic There hundred catarh Of the
catarrh OF the head they caarrh an This
free The Peruna Medicine Columbus Ohio
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The economy of the cutlcura treatment Is shown by
the letter OF Mr.. W. NJ. Michel, OF Lexington, Okl,
who spent thousand dollars wlt doctors specialists
and medical colleges Ia vain attempt TO find relief for
his little friend recommended the use OF the
Cuticura remedies, aud ho gives the following account Of
the
MY when he old had breaking
iop ut ha head spread all hs head and uen his
broke out frum shoulder wrist Around his body EHd around
dociS treated him for eighteen muh but good
scd tried foar anil then medical college in 81 Lous
iars money aud Old barney Clap insisted my
tying CuIlouRA remedies. telling he bad pellke my chds
hmch ny the tine Wits had ud The CuricrxA Ointment
up he besnn improve and be could sleep short and
gave me and my wife some ess ThaaR o or &c Is nov weB
fat hearty and boy. amer elk long yca Of ieng.
crying and worrying cuTseuRA remedies cured him."
Three children In one household suffering sIn,uitsnc-
ously from Such the distressing condition
Of Mrs Annie Hing OF SIS East Thirteenth Street. New
York City, who tells her experience In these words -;
my child EDi when seven old Three
months later % eiid goi IT, aH following hin tho last oso,
FEARFUL agony. Thsr wholo bodice ter fses were 50
and that the mule blind aif the tins No words
bloody He eyntlsy crying. could gst
sleep. aud be actually DID ook hueEn tried doctor after
Tue application bgpagi relief ease aner
feurIsOn days via cricrnA
is surprised at the wonderful eject u CrstcunA"
One OF the most wonderful Of cures r. that of tho little
daughter of Mrs. q. A. Conrad Of Lisbon, n. H. whose
-ucrings from so Intense that her hands
inu W be tieu 10 NaFthk ihe
mother writes-
whcn tc girl aix Inopt OLD rho haa We
used cold AMI all kHds % remedies but nohng did
hsF any Epo IN fa ehC kept getRg u@ed ~
haIs and would dress her had TO her
table could hold her She vpgm Alex asa screa and
eou she would her Fare and ao. % pieces
of CurfcuHA ointeAs eAsaa Of CuriraA
soar REsoLysT. Ind she casrd. and
Of The hamor iefl uuhfsy say tst tey
have sayei her Hfs."
II will afford pleasure 10 have parents whose little
afflicted with any form Of skia scalp, blood
umor write any OF the above addresses for cor
roorailon of the faets given, and have Doubt that
such appeal will elicit still stronger testimony regard
Ing the wonderful curative properties OF the CUTicuRA
remedies. The fun set, for complete external aud
Internal treatment, costs but s.25, and eonslsts Of
CuTIcURA soar g2se.), 10 cleanse she sn of erustn
aud scalas aud soften the tccned cnsielo cuTICrnA
Ointment 501.l, to instantly aliay itching, irritation,
and inflammation, and Eoothc and htsl and CUrfcUnA
RxsoivfaT tb0ej 70 cool snd cleanse the blood. A
single oct n often sufficient 10 cure the most ortnrngs
dishguFiug skim scap, aud blood hnmnrs, rashes, Itch
ngs aud irrtatiuns with loss Of hair, when tho bsxt
! piiy sicians, and al ctlser remedies tall.
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EnaIlah %. she I. NnnIsr

Mrs. Bywn-Our Language rs fulI II mia
nomers. For instance, { mo. man once uhi
Maa perfect bear, ard issy called him a
civil engineer.
Mr,. Smlih-Yr, Dot that Is rnt sg ride
uiuus as the man thgy 81. % teller iu \
bank. lie won't tel. you anything lHsLra
oor the other day how much money Nr.
Jones had on deposit. and Dec just laughed At
mc'--Coll'er's Weekly
There is more Caiauh IN this section o.
the country than all other diseases pui tor
gciher, aud until the last few years was
supposed 10 be lHrurb.r. lur great many
y@u doctors pronounced % q local di,glse,
and prescribed local remedies. end ty con-.
Eisntly failing 20 cuty with local treatment,
Pronounced d Incuah.g. Science hl proven
tatarrh to be- q constitutional disease. and
therefore requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured bY T. J..
Cheney & Co, Toledo, OHIO, j. The only
constitutional cure on the market u, is
taken internally IN doses from 10 drops 20 a
tcaspooniul, II acts directly ON the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system They
offer one hundred dollar for any rlsg Il
fails TO cure. Send for circulars and tosti.
meuias, Address 3 i. Cheney & Co.,, 10.
ledo q. Sold hy nugusis, 7Ss.
Halls Family Pile grr The best,
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

Tom looming into the ofilcel: "By
Jove, l want TO slug man who aSks
me question like that fellow did on
the street a minute ago"
Jack: 'What did he ask you?"
Tom: 'Iie wanted TO know IL II waA
cold enough for me-"
Jack tsuavciy); And Is it?"--Do.
troll free l,reaa.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

Ask your Frocsr to-day 10 show you a
package Of GRAINsO, tie new food slrink
that takes The place Of coffee. The children
may drink Il without injury az well AS the
adult. All who try Il ike u. GRAND
has that rich seal brown u Nicola or Jaws.
but u y made from pure grains, and the
uinsi delicate eiomarha receive u without
.iiziHvsa, IA the price of coisee. IS eta and
% eta. per package Sold By al grccers.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

Faiher-But our hoy lie only rs years
old What makes you think he Is In
lover
Mo,her-He washed bin neck this
morning without being told TO DO so.-~
n. Y. World.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

"'It Is woman's lot 10 suffer in
micncer wonder what Ia the origin
of that scntiment7"
Perhaps II Is corruption Of the
truth that a silent woman suffers q
lot."--Detrol; Journal
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$50 you want to marry my laugl,cr"
Yes. ait.
'DU you smukeT
mo. sir"
Take her! I've married of sx daughters.
and all the husbands have @ plricu,ar fond.
Ness for my bNud Of cigars. You ~ a nov.
ely. '-kyracuse Herald.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

Deason Johnson call dis ynr mule
oh mine Poor Excuse" because he's
better dan monet
Deacon JackSon--Shoi I'se named
mine after my dude Hon-in-law. cause
be don't pay fer bis keepl-pnck.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

-whai reforu, are you interested in
nnwT"
81 am advocating that people be
paid double for the work they do when
they don't feel like wosking."--chicsgo
Record.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

Young Or. Fresh--iHers comes thar
Mrs. fowler. Positively. there isnt the
Grst thing that alis her.
Old DIR. RaEe-EsIdentiy yor are jest
the nsan for her rases--rgcsson Tm~.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

"unels BILL, what "a political love feast -
well, It IL when BIG lot 81 politicians
set together and pledge themselves to keep
euts,ders from FestinS on 70 their scraps -
Indianapolis Journal.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

Explosions Of Coughing are stopped by
Hsle's Honey Of HefehOEHd and Tar
Pikess Topthacne Drops Curp Ia enc minute.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25
The Hest Prescription rur ChIiIs

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The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1900-01-25

II most men were 10 apt 40 starting bank
accounts a. they ATE 90 starting arguments
the world would be ig.i OF capi.l,sis.- Gu.
uago Dispatch.