The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-04-25
MUTILATED MONEY.
SAVE THE FRAGMENTS AND UNCLE
SAM WILL REDEEM THEM.

Even the Ashes OF burned Bills Are
Successfully Handled by His EN-
perts-skilIful Work In the Treas
urS Redemption Bureau.
One Of the most Interesting depart
ments IN the United States treasury
Is that devoted 10 the redemption OF
mutilated currency. To II are sent al
varieties of bills IN every conceivable
stage Of mutilation. 1t is seldom that
the experts cannot deeipher the burn
cd crlsps or piece together the myriad
fragments. The collection is n curl
Gus one, changing every day with
Kaleidoscope rapdity.
The burning of Il note usually brings
out Its design In Il sort of metallic re
lief upon its surface, and by means OF
glass and other implements and also
full and complete knowledge of the
Intricate designs, no two denomina
tons being alike, on every note ISSUED
their face value Is learned with In
credible dexterlty.
Some arrive in fairly good condition
some shrunken and water soaked, 9th
erS scorchcd black and twisted out OF
shape; many are merely thin, tiny
der consideration the evidence consists
OF small handful of black powder
which the atiant swears was $65, aeci
dentally blown Into the fire
Often the mischief has been done by
mice, handfuls of the tlniest of pieces
attesting the evil Ways OF the rodent
Babies are another source of trouble
manlacs, victims of drunken frenzy,
plowshares, sawmills-in fact, the
strangest and most unheard of acei.
dents are occurring all the time But
In great majority of cases the money
has been burned, for common prac-
tlce among people who are their own
BANKERS seems TO be the keeping of
their funds in unused stoves. A cold
day comes, the fire Is lighted by some
unsuspeetlng person who didn't know
II was loaded" and the owner sudden
ly finds that he had money to burn In
spite of himself.
In one Instance n man having $7o0t
in government bonds, besides notes
and gold kept them In II tomato ear
which he placed In the elbow of his
parlor stove. While he was blowing
his fields company arrived, his wife
had fire kindled, and shortly he made
the unpleasant discovery that his rich
es had taken wings. Had he sent the
money just as IL came from the stove
wrapped in cotton, It might have been
saved, but In endeavoring to separate
1t it became so churned and ground up
that the department was able TO identI-
fly only about $1,000 for him.
An old woman who had accumulated
about 5000 was one night at her deyo-
tons, when the candle In some mystic
rious manner was overturned in the
midst OF the money. Now, history does
not relate why 1t was there or whether
she was returning thanks or paying q
bit of homage to Mammon, but at any
rate II Was destroyed, and as she threw
the ashes away and at the instlgatlou
of her friends picked them out again
there was only enough left to return
about 500 to her.
Bat much more fortunate were an
old couple In the west. The man had
been n soldier, and by the long accu-
mutation of years they had saved lit
lie sum, when one day the wife In GO
ing to look at II found that the mice
had left only pile of'carefully sawed
fragments. Almost distracted, she took
1t TO the bank, reporting that the last
time she had counted 1t the sum had
been $40, mostly In tens and twenties.
1t was sent here the tiny bits sorted
and arranged as only experts can ar
range them, and the necessary three
flfths OF every note was found. But
the best Of all was that instead of 1915
II was discovered that the old peoples
savings amounted to $3.50, which
amount was finally sent to them, much
TO their joy.
OF course the greatest precaution Is
necessary, and the afiidayits must
leave no doubt as to the utter and en-
tire destruction Of the missing parts Of
the notes In one case of this kind q
farmer sent from Kansas some green
backs amounting to 500 only half Of
each note being intact. The rest, he
declared In strong affidavit, had been
destroyed and also stated In what man
ner, but on consulting the books 1t was
found that one half the sum had al
ready been paid to another person who
had sent the other halves of the notes
from another part Of the country. Con-
sequently but $50 was returned to him.
Thereupon the cashier who had
transacted the business for the farmer
wrote such an indignant letter, saying
the government had lmpugned the hon
esty Of the claimant and that he would
prove him In the right, that the affair
was put into the hands of the secret
service, the proofs exhibited and the
lmprudent farmer fined 81 900 for false
swearing. New York Tribune.