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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
Hence the Expression.

The Cliff Dweller had returned home
intoxicated, and, making a misstep,
slipped off the crags and been dashed
to pieces on the rocks, hundreds OF
feet below.
''Alas!" said a neighbor, che has
fallen from his high estate. "-Nev'
York World.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
just His Luck.

CAS- you know" she said, my hus-
band is naturally a quiet man, but he
talked too much yesterday"
"How was that?"
1--WE were at his cousin James, ami
George took her little boy on his knees
and asked how old he was. I'll be 5
day after tomorrow the child said,
Now we've got to go and buy him g
birthday resent."-Chicago Times
Herald.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
war Hlnders Agrlculture.

IA war is a great hindrance to the
development of country" said one
Boer.
YES" answered the other. eff this
promiscuous shooting continues it will
take long, hard labor to get the bull
let's cleared out of the soil so that we
can go ahead raising crops. wash
ington Star.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
A Simple Deduction.

Stuper-Heres a nice letter for a
man to receive! The scoundrel who
wrote it calls me blithering idiot!
Teeple-What's his name?
That's just what I'd like to find
out; but there's no signature
Don't you recognize the writing?
1t must be somebody who knows you"
Life.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
The Evidence of a Bill.

The Evidence of a Bill.
GA man with bill" announced the
Court Chamberlain.
The King was visibly startled.
"He must be a bird!" exclaimed his
majesty, thinking of the rigorous
measures he had taken to prevent cred
itors approaching the royal person
Detroit Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
vlenna,s New Executloner.

Vienna's new excutioner, Joseph
Lang, is the strong man of an athletic
club and one of the best known ath-
letes in the city. He issa nephew of
the late excutioner and obtained the
place against nineteen competitors.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
Cruel!
I've had

Mrs. Mouse-"Oh, dear! I've had
such start!'
Mr.. Mouse-"What's the matter?"
Mrs. Mouse-"I met great big hor-
rid creature upstairs that jumped on
chair and waved her clothes at me
and screamed so. it frightened me al
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
Lax,.hn.,. Of !. Young King.

The young king of Spain always in
sists on having his pockets filled with
coppers before going for drive. and
scatters the coins among the many
beggars who crowd around his car
riage.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
A New Version.

"what are the small vices of man,
John?'
."The small vices of man, my dear.
are the ones we have ourselves; the
large ones are those we see in others. :"
Richmond Dispatch.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
r.. p.rt He Llkes Best.

"Don't you admire Miss Bangs mn
ish as pianist?"
ooh. yes; 30 much that 1ialways Try
To come into the room just as she nm
Observation-Disclosures Bulletin.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
rha raot. of tho case.

II understand that Banker Bustupp
was really the victim of people IN
whom he had placed confidence"
81 guess it is so. Poor man. ne was
more skinned against than skinnlng.
Indianapolis Press.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
Mean Mans Scheme.

Blobbs-"Closefist ought to be
ashamed to teach his wife to play
poker
slobbs-"Oh. there's method in his
madness. He gives her an allowance,
and then sits down and wins 1T all
back."-Philadelph Record.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
R,.t of MISREPRESENTATION.

ais that cement any good?" asked a
nrospectiye purchaser Of peddler.
"Any good" was the reply Why,
you could mend the break OF day WIN
that cement!'-Weekly Telegraph.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
Moods.

Us De Cooper a well-informeo
man."
Well, it depends on how he feels;
sometimes he knows all about every
thing: other times he doesn't know a
thing about Observation-Disclosures
Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26

The lay of the hen is more valuable
than the song of the lark.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
Happy is the bride the sun shines
0n-if she isn't afraid of freckles.

Beautiful hair is always pleasing, and PARKER's
HAIR BALsAM excels In producing 1t.
HINDERCoRNs, the best cure for corns 15cts.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
bur BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

A Variety Of Quips, Gibes and Ironies,
to Cause Smile - Flotsam and
Jetsam from the Tide of Humor-
Witty Sayings. :.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
Arc You Using Allen. roet-E...,

1t is the only cure for Swollen,
Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet,
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Adj
dress Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. 7.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26

A Book of Choice Recipes
Sent free by Walter Baker d. Co. Ltd, Dorchester,
Mass. Mention this paper -
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26

Smythe-What will you sell your
house for?
Bjcres-Well, my asking price is
$4,SOO.-Somerville Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26

What on earth is all this deafening
noise?"
Its all right, dear. I've given it to
them to keep them quiet!'
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infallible
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w. SAMUEL,
Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. II, 1900
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26

The man who takes the cake thinks
1t is no more than his just desert.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
dammaton, alays pain cures Wind collie. Csc bottle
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26

Bravery is the chief virtue of a sol
der. If cannon ball blows your head
off, even, you must bear this in mind,
and not lose your !"-Heitere
Welt.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26

A woman usually puts up first.
class glove fight when she attempts to
put on new pair.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-04-26
Positive Evidence.

Positive Evidence.
"Pigley is very contrary, l UNDER
stand"
Contrary? Why that fellow has to
fast to get fat"-Judge.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
IsrieI NIeMtion.

>TIigh water to-day 5:23 a. m.
 Bargains in shoes at Howarth Bros.
 Health Officer Frank w. Wright re- influenza.
 John Joseph Jennings, a prominen lawyer of Bristol and a graduate of Yale in the class of 1876, died at his home in Bristol Sunday.
 The Sarsfield ball committee nave an nounced that the allotment of boxes vii take place at the company's room on the evening of April F.
 A bicycle racing team has been organ ized at Boardman school, and the mem bers are now in training under the di- rection of Clyde Chase.
 F. c. Lum has been appointed per- manent receiver for the Iav'gne Auto- matic Manufacturing company and his bond of $10000 was renewed.
 Firemen from Engine No. put out an extensive grass fire near Howard avenue bridge yesterday morning. The blaze caught from sparks from pass ing locomotive.
 The republicans of the Third ward have nominated a ward ticket as fol- lows: For alderman, Frederick Stein- ert; for councilmen, J.. G. Beach, Israel Herschman, William B. Hildebrandt.
 Attention is called to an advertise ment in another column offering for sale one of the finest summer villas on the Connecticut coast. F. G. Whitmore of Hartford, Conn.,, is agent for the place.
 The many friends of Patrolman \ George l.. Hyde, who has been laid up the past six months with a severe at tack of rheumatism, will be pleased to learn that MT. Hyde is now able to be I out for few hours on fair days
 The democrats of the Second ward met last night in Fayette hall, corner of Oak and Asylum streets, to ratify the ward ticket recently nominated Speeches were made by Charles s. Hamilton and ex-Senator T. J. Fox.
 The annual concert of the pupils of the Yale department of music Will be given the latter part of May at Col- 1ege street hall. There is some excellent talent in the department and this will be heard in public at this pupils con- cert.
 The annual meeting of the stockhold- CTS of the New Haven Polo association will be held at the Chapel street rink next Tuesday evening at 7:30. Officers will be elected, the treasurers report read and plans will be laid for continu- ing the sport another season. \ The annex to the Shelton avenue school, which is in a new dwelling house on Gibbs street, will be opened by the board of education on Monday morning. The pupils who have been re- ceiving instruction in the basement of the Taylor church are to be transferred to the annex building, and the children who have been unable to gain admission to the schools for several months will be accommodated on Monday morning.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Spring Costumes and
 Tailored Suits.

Our Easter display of modish Spring Costu m and Tailored Suits, is proving the great fashion event of the season. Not only our customers, but the most critical of dressn1akers and the trade general ly nc ie that it's equal has never been seen in this c4y. To quote one of the most fashionable modistes of the town-' The elaborate costumes, shown here, though perhaps not as numerous as at some other places, are invariably the best and most practical garments of the kind that have seen." Similar expressions of admiration from travelling men as well as from casual observers have given us every reason to be we'll satisfied with our present exhibit
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Spring Dress Goods and Silks.

We are ready for Spring with a stock of Dress Goods, such as we have never before had. In the line of staple stuffs, such as cameps hair cheviots, serges, poplins, we n e etians, broadcloths, homespuns, etc., our showing is con- plete.
 Our assortment of the eli gi 7 materials, such as [ Fashion has de- creed shall be worn this season, is not equalled in this city. These in- clude Lansdownes, crepe de chimes, henriettas, cashmeres, a l b a tross, crepe veilings, etc. ma terials that can be knife and accordion plaited for these fluffy effects are in great favor, and will continue to be.
 The Silk stock in cludes every worthy nov- city for thecoming season. The greatest silk season for many years is just ahead and we are pre- pared to meet every de- mand, at prices which we believe cannot be match ed elsewhere.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07

To accommodate those who are partial to the use of atomizers in applying li- uuids into the nasal passages for ca tarrhal troubles the proprietors prepare Ely's Liquid Cream Balm. Price in cluding the spraying tube is 75 cents. Druggists or by mail The liquid em- bodies the medicinal properties of the solid preparation. Cream Balm is quickly absorbed by the membrane and does not drv un the secretions Eut changes them to a natural and healthy character. Ely Brothers, 56 Warren Cf N "
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Saturday, April 2, 1900.
NED ADVERTIs EMEN4S TO-DAY

Agreement for Adoption-Pr Probate Notice. Building LotsW. D. Judson. Bicycles-The Edw Malley Co.,
 Bargains-E. Schoenberger X Sons. Dr. Agnew's Liver Pills-E. A. Gessner. Delicious DesertsN. F. Dairy Co. Estate Sarah J. Murray-Probate Notice. Easter-The Chas Monson Co. For Sale-Houses--H c. Rowe X Co. For Sale-Summer Home-F. G. Whitmore George Wilson-Poli's Theater. Grape Nuts-At Grocers'.
 Ham--C. T. Downes x Son. Proposal-S. J. Metzger, ClePk. Royal Baking Powder-At Grocers'. Real Estate Loans-J. E. Lomas. .Rents-John T. Sloan.
 Spring Costumes Howe X Stetson. To Rent-Flat-S6S Chapel Street. To Rent-Building-W. D. Judson:: The Unexpected-G Gamble Desmond Co. The Big Brother-Stoddard, Gilbert X Co. When You Want-J. H. G. Durant. Wanted -Situation-76 Olive Street.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Misses $12.OO Suit, $9.75.

Misses tailored suits in homespuns or plain colored venetians. These have the new skirts and mess coats, the latter silk lined. Colors are oxblood, castor or gray. A splendid $1a.oo suit for $9.75.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Third Day of the
 PettiCOat Sale.

And such sale! Customers have besieg ed the bargain tables, east store ever since it started How such magnificent lot of Petticoats at such prices could have come even to us, is more than we can understand. Thursday and yesterdays sell- in 9 has broken all records.
 They're striped seersucke grass linens both plain and fancy saeens and ta silks in the preest styles with cordng tuckngs and rufecolors and black Prices 45c, soc, 6oc, 75c, 7oc, SI.I5, L5o,I.80,
 2.5o, 2.o8, 4.o8, 5.6o up to $25.oo worth 60c to $3o.00.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
YALE GLEE AND BANJO CLUES.
Concert in Aid of the First Presbyter-
 ian Church

Concert in Aid of the First Presbyter-
 ian Church.
 The members of the Yale Glee and Banjo clubs gave one of their popular recitals at the First Presbyterian church before a crowded audience last night. The chapel in which the enter tainment was given was elaborately decorated with ferns and flowers, the work of Munro, the well known florist on Chapel street. The entertainment was in aid of the church fund and the committee which had the arrangements in hand and worked energetically for its success were well rewarded for their efforts. The full programme was rem dered in an able and efficient manner and reflected the highest credit on the artists who took part ins the carrying of it out.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Millinery Trimmings.

Mousselines, Malines, Nets, Chihons, Liberty Brilliants, Pastel Silks and Panne Vel vet.
 Claire de Laine, one of the most popular trimmings of the season.
 Claire de Laine tobbaco leaves.
 Rhinestone ornaments.
 Pastel ornaments.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
U LAIH LR RECORD.
Horticultural Department,

fE Office of the Chief of the Weather Bureau, Washington, D. C., April 6, 1900, s p. m. Forecast for Saturday and Sunday:
 For New England and Eastern New York: Showers Saturday and probably Sunday; diminishing westerly winds.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Saturday in th-- Costume Salon.
ChiIdren'S ReeferS.

VIII VI VII D INSN1S1Os
 Children's reefers, dainty designs, in colors or mixtures
 prettily trimmed with braid applique. Well worth $4. % and $500. At $2.5o and 2.o8.
 Misses Jackets
 Misses jackets, box shapes and loose backs-or semi tight fitting. At $3.oS.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Making a Mans Suit

And making order fit the hm-out same mater h with the lining, with perfect fit and finish half the price that custom talors charge That pan
  tbetersu
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
SANITARY PLUMBING
And House Drainage Speciality. tEIIlAi M IC L. u k, K

aIIu tIUNst DIuIHHSt d SPtGitfttss
 THOMAS F. MEAGHERI
 Successor to The Robert Morgan Plumbing Co.,, 30 CENTER STREET, Whites Block, dealer in Gas Fixtures, Burners, Globes. etc; Gas Fitting, Steam and Hot Water Heating, Estimates given. Special care in testing by q pressure apparatus the sani- tary condition of the traps and drainage system of buildings by smoke or peppermint under pressure, at q nominal cost. Iele- kh0nc call 267-12. jy1 1y
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07

 Ribbons.

You have no idea of them, you cannot appre- ciate our enthusiasm if you have not seen these ribbons which we are selling at
 3c, 7c, 12 11c, 1Sc, 25C. Sc to soc Neither did we have any idea when we were taking them out the cases. of the so lid quality and great variety. We have discoverd their real worth since and are con- graduating ourselves. Guess you appreciate them as much as we do, judging by the crowds every day. Don't wait too long, or the best of them will be gone.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
A Big Perfume Event

Started yesterday with the introduction of tn "Queen w ilhelmina '' Perfumes perfumes made exclusively for us, by the best chemist in the country. In many respects we consider them equal if not superior to the Roger Gallet's goods. Would mean much to us if we could tell the name of the maker, but promised that we wouldn't However the name will not matter, once you try the perfumes. Odors are;
 Violet of Holland,
 Olive Blossom, Jockey Club
 Queen, Apple Blossoms
 Carnaho Pink Lhy-of hevane,
 Heiorope Skhanods. {
 n the buk-ny odor so cents the
 dainty oz botdes the
 In botes SLY
 cnpar nalue lasting qualities the expensive perfume
 wi explain you O the
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Model A to --$35. .O0.
Base Ball Goods.

The largest fine of base ball sup plies to be found in this city is here in the "Corner of Sports" Base balls from SC up to $1.,a5 Base ball mits from 9c up to S5. 79 Base ball gloves from r7c up to
 s.. 5o First baseman's gloves from
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Athletic Shoes,

Calfskin running shoes, machine made, five spikes-S Spalding's, $3. %
 Finest calfskin running shoes, light weight, hand made, six spikes, $4. %.
 Horsehide low cut shoe, flexible sole, $I.75.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Glove Special.

Glove Special.
 1000 pairs of ladies' 2-clasr real kid gloves, made by one of the largest and best makers in Grenoble, France. Perfect fitting and first class in every detail. Paris point embroidery which is the vogue at present. Colors all shades of tan and brown. Sizes 534, 6, oA, oH, GA, and 7. This is the usual quality sold at $1.5o pair, and while they would be un- usual value at SIPS, we give New Haven the glove bargain of the season by put ting the entire lot on sale at $1.oo pair.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Bicycle Sundries.

xxx single tube tire. Worth 400 pair. Special for Satur- day, $1.39 each.
 Tip Top tires. Worth $2. 50 each. Special for Satur- day, $1.6o each.
 Stationary handle bars, full nickeled, with expander, 6oc.
 Adjustable handle bars, full nickeled, with expander, Soc.
 Janet, knit carrier, snaps on bar, 45c,
 Coles knit carrier, 3oc.
 Dexter's knit carrier in assorted colors, ACC.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07

The Journal and Courier will be sent to any address by mail at the same terms as 1t Is delivered in the city--15 cents a week, 50 cents month
The daily morning journal and courier., 1900-04-07
Popular Books, 49c.
The Importance Of Proper Fitting Shoes.

IL the good of well lasts and patterns slos unless the shoes fitted "A importance and we know how yo" have had trouble finding comfort Priscilla IS The beauty the Priscilla that it looks well as fits
Arizona republican., 1900-08-06
FOREIGN NOTES
 AND COMMENT

Lord Hardwicke after taking a turn at many different means of livelihood from pushing certain brands of cigar cites and wines to stock brokers, has now joined the long list of titled jour nalistS as editor of the London Satur- day Review, which is at present own ed by a strong financial syndicate, of ness partner, Lord Farquhar, are the chiefs. Inasmuch as the Duke of Fife is the son-in-law and warm friend and cOnfidante of the Prince of Wales, the violent attack on ". w Astor con- tained in the issue of the Saturday Re- view which reached this country last Monday, acquires additional impor- tance since there is every reason to be- lieve that it represents the views of England's future king.
 Lord Hardwicke was at one time very near marrying a lovely American girl. a southerner, who was being chaper- oned by her aunt, the now widowed Marchioness of Anglesey, who herself is an American woman, being a daugh- ter of the late Col. Sands, of Georgia. Lord Hardwicke, who at that moment had not yet succeeded to his father $ earldom, and who bore the title of Wis count Royston, was living at Vienna as an attache of the British Embassy to the Austrian court, and lady Anglesy and her beautiful niece. who was very rich, were likewise sojourning in the Austrian capital. The engagement be-
Arizona republican., 1900-08-06

done work for New York paper. and served on it's staff for a few months. Four London newspaper proprietors have received baronetcies, while at least two dozen editors, as well as Sir William Russell, the dean of all war correspondents, have received the or der of Knighthood. Sir David McKen- zia Wallace, the foreign editor of the London Times, received his knighthood before joining the staff of the paper for services rendered as private secretary to Lord Dufferin during the latter s term of office as viceroy in India.
 Lord FrederickHamilton, brother cf the Duke of Abercorn, has only recent ly abandoned the editorship of MT. As tors Pail Mall Magazine, while Sir Douglas Straight, who won his title as judge out in India, is editor of the Pal Mall Gazette.
 In St. Petersburg, Prince Metcher- ski and Prince Uchtomski are each Of them editors of daily paper. At Mad rid the editor of the principal paper is Marquis Valdeiglasias, who spent a considerable time in this country While at Rome Prince Sciara Colonna ruined himself as editor of the Tribuna -Marquise de Fontenoy in Washington Post.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-06

tween Lord Royston and the fair American had been already announced and arrangements were being discussed for celebrating the marriage at the British embassy chapel in the Metter- mich Gasse. when the following cores pondence took place. Lady Anglesey wrote
 Dear Lord Roystoil-I am leaving Vii enna with my niece. for the Semmering. for two or three days. Perhaps you could meet us at IL o'clock tomorrow at the south railway station to say goodby. Sincerely polus,
 MINNIE ANGLESEY.
 To this invitation Lord Royston re- piled with the following characteristic missive:
 Dear Lady Angle sey-Awfully sorry l cannot be at the South railway sta tion to say gOod-by to you and your niece. but just at he time you men ton have got to be at the West rail- way station to meet two fox terrier pups. Awfully sorry. Yours sincere ly, ROYSTON.
 That, of course, ended the match. For not even the prospect of becoming a peeress of the realm could reconcile the high spirited southe Tn girl to the idea of becoming the wife of one who, on the eve of mal riage. thus openly preferred to her fox terrie. pups.
 Like so many other members of the House of Lords the Earl of Hardwicke mas hgured in the bankruptcy court. not altogether through his own fault. For his financial misfortunes were due more especially to agricultural depres- sion, coupled with the relentlessness of certain creditors who were not the or