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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1900-07-27
HOT WEATHER.

As soon rs thc not weather OeSlnS
to get in its serious work people of all
degrees Of comp .tancl and incompetence
to speak Oh the question proceed to
formulate and communicates recipes
for the avoidance OF sUilStrUhr. SO
numerous are these recipes that if a
man attempted, to follow out one tenth
o. them he w3t!i,;n' hay" time to do
anything else, All the efforts of these
relate to the sari!.. Of life; none Of
them considers the subject Of comfort,
without which life soon ceases to be
worth living For the benefit of such
persons as greatly desire to keep cool
and this category includes probably
an overwhelming majority of the adult
population-a wcll-known physician,
who is himself a man of extensive adj
posity and therefore subject to suffer
ing from high temperatures, has for
mulatcd Il simple plan which is within
the reach OF any person having access
to 4 bathtut.
This i a m;.'i,,"i have been try
ing on ny =, :; A,t.. z-Ir;t; ~ncrrsS for
three Years now, he SAYS 1t begins
in the l,ati,trh an ends in the bathtub.
There ; nothing else to il except Il towel.
y great many persons a lvorltc tepid
baths in ho, weather on the ground
that cold bath produces a reaction
that heats one up rapidly attcrward.
Well, I've got nothing TO say against
the tepid bath treatment. For Il per
son who has a weak heart or who is
not constitutionally sound it's an ex-
celent thing, but for robust man the
cold bath is better when taken in the
right way.
The popular shower bath is 4 fall
lacy SO far as helping one to keep cool
is concerned, ;or five minutes after YOU
are dry your skin is III Il glow The
thing 10 ito is "a fill Your hathtuh up
with cold water. Get into it, and lie
perfectly still for several minutes. To
begin with. three or .our minutes will
be rs long as Won want to stay: later
you will find Yourself remaining. for
eight or ten minutes
when You are thoroughly chilled
through and your skin is cool all over
it is time to get out Now comes the
important part. Most people think
they must scrub themselves turiousIy |
dry with a crash towel. That is all |
wrong. 1t simply sets Ut action of
the pores and there you are pcrspir- |
ing again. The proper way is to press
off the drops that adhere and do the |
rest tanning yourself with the towel. |
Then get into Your clothes in II leisure |
" manner, and ypu viii tinsi that for |
be cool and comfortable, though all |
creation around vnu is melting It's col |
lar.
Take Il bath like tins ,ilst before
breakfast, and it yrH po ;sii!y can, an
other in the mjAi" IF the afternoon,
when the tcmprrHfuY,. J.. tlirhcst, and |
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1900-07-27

\ man walking ten miles Il day
would require nine years to cover all
the streets in London
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1900-07-27
1guftrg.
WHEN PA TAKES CAltEOF ME
FRANCIS CHURCHILL WILLIAMS.

FRANCIS CHURCHILL WILLIAMS.
When Pa takes care of me,
He says to Ma, '.Bv Jing!
1t seems that everything
Comes on when I've got the mo t tn do,
But suppose I've got to get it through
WITH you needn't fusS one bit lhout
Him: I'll take charge of him while y"n are out
But Ma m"k'S HIM repeat all she has said
About wha 'e'S to do; guess shes afraid
To let him Try his way
OF watching me. the day
When Pa takes care OF me.
When Pa takes care of me,
lie puts me on a rug,
Gives me kiss and hug,
rhen brings in every pillow he ctn find,
And piles them up i'll front. at sides, behind
Nj: $50 that you can't hurt yourself" he says
And then he gets my picture books and lays
Them down beside me. and my blocks and toys.
And says: Now, go ahead; make all the noise
You want to- don't care
And sit there and stare,
When Pa takes care OF me.
When Pa takes care Of me-,
No book or toy or game
Seems. somehow, just the Same.
And by and by I'm through with every one
And when cry Pa says, "Have you begun
Already: What's the matter, anyway:
There's ererything you own! Why don't you play:
Stop crying now! You won't? Well, what is wrong?
Come, now. III sing And then he starts some song
About bye, Baby, Bye!'
And lie fiat and cry,
When Pa takes clre of me.
When Pa takes care of me,
He grabs me up at last
And starts to walk, real fast,
And talks to me, and pats my back, and tries
TO act As if he liked it, but he signs,
And sighs, and keeps a-lookin' at the clock,
And out the window, up and down the block,
For sight of Ma, and when she DOES come III,
She grabs me quick, and says, lit il a SIM
And Pa looks mad, and-I-
I'm glad the times gone by
When Pa takes care of me.
-Nsw LippincoH.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22
O'FLAHERTY,S VIEWS.
WISE COMMENT ON = CUES
TON OF THE HOUR


ttOI see be tn papers, remarked
O'F'1aherty to his friend Doolan, -.thos
mon be tn name Hoge 7as writ
ten 5etther to tn, newspapers in tn
name av tn Commershall Thravelers'
an Hotel Minis Aunty-thrust league.
advocatin' tn aominashon aE Judge
Van Wyck fur prisidint be tn Diny-
Gratis bekase tn judge as no other oc-
cupashon than thrayelin' aroun' tn
country in par1or cars tellin' funny
yarns to tn eommershan thraye1ers,
which av coorse, saves tn drummers
lots av money they wud otherwise ave
spent on tn theyaters fur amusenaint-
There's just wan Inconsistency il
tn argymint made in he's favor be
Misther Hoge, who says he's agin tn
thrusts, an thot is, tn Judge appears
to ave a monopoly av tn funny stories,
an gives thin away gratis
bhfs bein' tn case, how do he ex-
pect the p1ayaethor byes. or tn funny
byes av tn newspapers to make a 1iE
in be sellin' their wit to tn theyaters
or tn newspapers, as tn case may De2T'
It's very onsinsib1e,'s 1nteriected
Doolan, and inquired. do yer Uncle
Tim tn commarshaII thraEeler- know
any av these daddy bucks7''
Me unc1e,'' rejoined OFlaherty,
knows thin be heart an he says tn
league exists only benathe tn hats av
tn prisidint an secretary, who start
ed out WIG a SHAME TO git tn 5OUsUVO
commarshau min av the country to
Jine their league, at an expense av wan
dollar a year each
This wud make half million
dollars year to dwarf towards tn
pockets av this gIt-rich- quick league,
do We moind?
<*Av coorse, tn commarshall min,
who are havin' all kinds Of silly alters
made to thin be people who wud want
to buy tn earth wild a discount two
foives aft an sixty days datin', cudn't
see tn needsisity av payin' half
million dollars year fur dacayed
goose eggs, an declined wild thanks.
Thin tn prisidint gifts mad bekase
he cudn't make a thrust tn drum
mers, fur he's own binifit and wrote
letther to Misther Croker, tn Tam
many Hall thrust, tellin' him he had
raysined from tn Republican party,
an wud throw tn inf1ooence aE tn
Comm arshall Thravelers' Nashinai
league tn side tn TamInaany
thrust, or any ovid thing wild money
IN it
AS M1sther Croker knows more
bout Dolyticks, an gittin' tn biggist
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VIII Not XIII Trusts.
.rIISfS.

Free-Trade will kill the trusts
Carmi Democrat
We do not wonder that the editor of
the Democrat thinks Free Trade
would kill trusts, for he knows it has
it killed nearly everything when we
had it before, but if he will remember
the trusts are the only thing it did
not phase. He knows, or ought to
know that the Standard Oil trust,
sugar trust, and numerous other trusts
lived all through the Free Trade pc
riod of Democratic misru1e and pros
pered on it by the aid of the Demo-
cratic party. The great depression in
business and stringency in the money
market during this Free Trade, soup
house era made it impossible for the
smaller firms to exist, and the trusts
squeezed them out of existence. Dur
ing the Free Trade, SOup-hOuSe adj
1ninistration there were almost
many failures in one year there
are in two now. Many of the trusts
the Democratic party are now pre-
tending to fight were organized during
Democratic rule, and others were as
sisted in various ways The most dis
graceful of ALL perhaps. was the as
sistance Havemeyer of the sugar trust,
received at the hands of the Demo-
cratic senators, headed by Senator
Vest of Missouri. In Free Trade Eng
land trusts are being formed at rapid
rate. No, Brother Charles. Free Trade
will not kill trusts, but it will kill
everything else, free soup-houses ex-
capitalization GH.) Republican
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22

Attention is called to the fact that
while the American price level is IL
per cent higher than a year ago, that
of En- gland is II per cent higher II
the advances in prices is due to trusts,
solely or primarily, it must be that
they have trusts in England But if
England, with no tariff except for rev
enue, has trusts, what becomes of the
plea that the tariff is the mother of
trusts2 The fact is that free trade Eng
land as well as protected America has
trusts; that America has trusts in ar
tic1es that are not protected well as
in those that are; that part of the ad-
vance in some of the articles controlled
by trusts is due to their manipulation,
and that q few of the trusts which
have thus abused their power have
been enabled by the existence of a
high tariff those articles, to push
prices a bit higher than would have
been possible if competition with the
old world product had been free. Not
the tariff, but the commercial advan-
tages and the attractions of stock job
bling have been the parents of these
new corporations, whose real power
for good and for i'll, even to the wisest
and most careful of observers, is still
a problem.-St- Paul Pioneer-Press.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22
BRERs RABBIT

Mr. Candidate Bryan Ne Lay Lows ON
Questions OF Free-Trade and Tarfn.
The Philadelphia Record scoIis Mr.
Bryan because of his discreet silence
on the subject of protective tariff. and
accuses him of trying to engineer an
amalgamation OF .santi-im perialist's
Republicans and free-si1ver supporters
as set-on for the loss OF sound mon
ey Democrats The Record" objects
strenuousIy to the glittering general1-
ties in which Mr.. Bryan deals when
discussing the trust question. finds
fault with his failure to advocate the
repeal of the tariff as the swiftest and
surest way of annihi1ating all capital
istic combinations, and bewails bitterly
the fact that tariff reform. under the
banner of which the Democratic party
has trump pied in presidential and con-
gressional elections. enters no longer
into Mr.. Bryan's program.
Continuing its lament over the de-
sertion of great principles, the Record
says:
"A great change has come over MT
Bryan since he was one of the enthu-
siastic Democrats In congress who
carried Representative Wilson OF West
Virginia around on their shoulders
after the latter had concluded a great
speech on the tariff bill The enthu-
s1asm of the free-silver presidential
claimant for tariff reform, like the
courage of Bob Acres, has oozed out at
his finger ends: and the same phenom-
enOn is to be observed OF most of his
followers in and out OF congress.
What is most remarkable about this
desertion is the fact that never before
in the history Of the country was there
so much need of maintaining and en-
forcing the Democratic tariff policy as
there is now when the land is covered
with protected nonopolIes in every
field Of industry and enterprise. IF the
Democratic party has been right IN 1ts
long continued opposition to the Dr. ,
tective system, how much greater IS
the justification for relentless warfare
upon the iniquitIes and spoliation OF
the Dingley tariff %
Truth and justice impe1 plea of ex-
tenuation in behalf of Mr.. Bryan He
has not deserted the sacred cause OF
tariff reform. He is only suppressing
for the time being his undimln1shed
zeal. s.Brer' Rabbit he lay low Mr.
Bryan wants to be president much
more than he wants to wear the man
tie of William Leftover Wilson. AS
between a four-years' lien on the ex-
ecutive chair and a brief precariOus
ride on the shoulders of a few free
trade Democrats he chooses the chafc
every time Let the Philadelphia Rec
ord remember these things and be rea-
sonabIe. Mr.. Bryan is all right on the
tariff. Less than month ago he pub
Iic1y announced, in contradiction of
current report, that his views on the
subject of removing all duties i'm
ports of foreign wool had undergone
no change. This ought to console and
reasssure the Record. Any man who
is capable of favoring free wool and
all that that implies to the farmers of
the United States is coed enough
free-trader
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22
= eesaenI.e Phonograph.

The whole system is pernicious and
unnatural. When seen in it's extreme
view it is as irrational the attempt
to force water up hill o. to cultivate
oranges in Canada.-St. Joseph {Mo.1
News.
What would you suppose this man
was writing about? You wouldn' t for
moment imagine that he alluded to
economic system which has made
ours the greatest among the nations
of the earth, and made our people the
most happy, prosperous and envied
among all the peoples of the earth. But
you would be wrong. This Cobdenite
photograph was actually talking about
the protective tariff
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22

burned by playing with free trade in
1882 Or, perhaps 1t would be more
appropriate to say that they got badly
frozen through it, because of the lack
Of having sufficient warmth in their
houses and for want of comfortable
clothes to wear In any case they arc
not likely to repeat the experiment of
1892 One period of idleness, poverty
and discomfort is enough for a life
time. That is what free-trade would
mean and the election of Bryan and Of
a congress in sympathy with him
would mean free-trade- The people
want more OF either
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22
FACTS THAT SHOULD TALK.


D1nSf&Rce
wage-Earner-s Dollar.
That was very clever cartoon or
Da1rymple's. in the issue of Puck
of Jan 10 It was entitled THE Eyo-
luton of the Dollar
1t showed the difference between the
purchasing power of the wage earners
dollar in 1875 and 1900, we'll as the
difference between the earning power
of the capitalists dollar in 1875 and
1900
In 1875 the wage Garner holds up
very small dollar to match the capital
lists big dollar. Then the interest on
money was from to 10 per cent, while
coal cost So a ton, flour S12 a barrel,
coffee so cents pound, sugar l6 cents
q pound, shoes IS a pair, kerosene oil
SO cents gallon, gas $3 1000 feet,
cotton cloth 20 cents yard, clothes
$40 suit, and other things in proper
ton
In 1900 the capitalist holds up a
very small dollar to match the wage
earner's very big dollar Now the rate
of interest on money ranges from u
to 3@ per cent, while coal costs So a
ton, -four $5.25 a barrel, furniture is
SO per cent cheaper, coffee is 80 cents
a pound sugar is Az cents a pound,
shoes are $3.50 a pair, kerosene oil is
IL cents a gallon. gas is 81 a 1000 feet,
cotton cloth is cents yard, clothes
are SO suit, and SO on
What an object lesson this is How
it answers the cry of the dema gogue
that the poor are getting poorer and
the rich richer all the time!
And while making the comparison.
let us not forget that wages are from
10 to 25, and even 80 per cent higher
than they were in 1875, While the ten
hour day has given way to the nine
hour day, and, in some industries, to
the eight-hour day
Facts like these talk. At least, they
should talk, and they should do some
thing to convince us that the world is
really progressing, and that the strug-
gle of the average man for living is
getting easier and not harder all the
time.=John C. Freund, New York
Music Trades.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22

All that is needed to insure still
more rapid progress and bewildering
development in the Southern states is
the construction of the Nicaragua
canal and the stimulation of trade,
not only with Asia. via Nicara qua, but
also with the South and Central Am
erican republics The building of the
canal seems assured The stimulation
of sea going trade Will come in time
if the policy of the present administra-
ton in reference to the merchant ma
rine is put into effect The South is
beginning to realize her opportunities
1t is too much. however, to expect her
vet to act upon her own changed pol
itical convictions But even this action
will come when the value of Republic
can policies have been demonstrated
upon every farm and in every hamlet
and city of the South in spite of South
ern politicians and observation-disclosures
City (Mo-) Journal
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22
way they struck.

The strike of 400 1aborers in the
empIo- OF the American Steel & Wire
Company Is another one OF those pros
perity strikes that do not involve any
reflection upon the conditions existing
in the industry affected These en-
ptoyes were granted an increase in
wages of 71z per cent and struck be
cause their demand for 10 per cent
increase was not granted.-SIoux City
0a-l Journal.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22


share av tn spoiIs than he do about
cOmnarSha1 min. he bit 1oike a hun
CRY fish at dead bate. thinkin thot tn
high-soundin name av til Commar-
shall Thravelers' Nashina1 league wud
catch famished gudgeons; an thin, to
make it more takin' 1oike he amazed
I'll Raines law hotels to it. an they
now call it TIL CommarshaH Thravel-
ers an Hotel Minis Aunty-Thrust
league LAWN out tn Raines law part
of it bekase av its onsavory charac-
Their
Me uncle towld me there's nary
commarsha1l nor hotel mon on hes
route from Boston to Shaykago thot
knows anythfn' about TIL concarn thot
tn hotels they name mustn't be Ioil1e
McFadden's fathers Irish castle, where
We cud put yer arum down TIL chin
ley an staa1e everythin' in tn house
Th hotel min towld me uncle thot
they ave no consumin' daysire to com
pate wild free soup houses an prefer
open mills to thin. and thot clowns
fur commarshau min, are not in as
much demand as they appear to be fur
Dlmycrat prisidinshan candydates-
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"HOW HAPPY 1 AM to be able tt
say that am free from pain after five
years of severe suffering rom ne,l-
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am so thankful to be able to say that
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me- 1t is impossible TO explain how l
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see my husband come back from his
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containing 800 doses, $1.o0. For IN
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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22

Col. Willie jenkins Bryan is still
cunning for an issue which Will stick
in the coming campaign The coon
which once remarked to Davy Crock
EFT Don't shoot, I'll come down. has
not yet put in an appearance-Phoe-
nix (Ariz-) Republican
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22
Eor Al mr. Nome.

These attacks on the part of the OBJ
ponents of the question are not to be
ignored, for there is an element OF
sound reason in them If any break
occur in the Protective system by
means OF reciprocity, then there Will
be danger of the whole system giving
way There should be Protection for
all or Protection for none--San Fran
cisco Call.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22
NOW THEY KNOW.
People Who Were Frost Bitten Don-t
Want to Repeat the ExperIence.

People Who Were FROST Bitten DAMS
Want to Repeat the Experience
EX-Congressman Hcgg, of Texas
processes to think that '-everythi.g
looks as though this would be a Bryan
who did not vote for Bryan in 1896 will
vote for him in 1900. Eight years ago
the voters of the country sacrificed the
prosperity which they were enjoying
under the Mckinley tariff law and
elected the stuffed prophet of free-
trade to the presidency. Perhaps it IS
this fact which leads Ex-Governor
Hogg to think that they will so and do
likewise in 1900 There certainly IS
no other sign anywhere which would
lead man in the possession of his
senses to think that there was even
remote possibility of this being
Bryan year. But, Governor Hogg
The fact that the people have done &
thing once is no sure sign that they
viii do it again In fact it is often the
surest sign that they won't repeat it
In 1892 the majority of the people Of
the country did not know from actual
experience what free-1rade meant nor
what Democratic tariff reform would
mean, either Now they do They felt
happy and prosperous and were wiling
to experiment a little with free-trade-
just to see what would happen But
ga burnt child breads the fire. and the
people of this country got pretty badly
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22
Read the Advertisements

You will enjoy this publication m rcIs
better if you will get in the habit of
reading the advertisements; they viii
afford a most interesting study and
excellent bargains. Our adver-
tisers are reliable and send what they
advertise.
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Keep your eye on the individual who
does you an unexpected favor.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22

A clock keeps right on working vvhel
it is a strike.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22

The Best Prescription ChnIs
and Fever is a bottle OF GROVES TAsrEIEss
CHn.L TONIC 1t is simply iron and quinine in
d 1aSreleSS form. No cure-no Day. Price. soc
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22
MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY

Weak Women Made Happy by Lydia e
Plnkhaan's Vegetable Compound
Letters from Two Who Now Have
Children.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-03-22

"DEAR Mrs. P1NKaAM 1t was my
ardent desire to have a child. / had
been married three years and
childless, so wrote to You to find out