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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
OFFICIAL NOTES.
New Mining compsny-Requisition Con.
eYed-More Money for the treasury.

WV ttthink Vutstivu kth
ered-More Money for the Treasury.
INCORPORATION OF NEw COMPANY.
The ssa Jose Concentrating company
yesterday morning filed incorporation
papers at the Office OF Territorial Secre-
tsry Wallace. The in~corporstors are
william II. Newcomb, Albert @. Hood,
Robert h. worthen and james Q. Wood
ward, all OF Silver City. The capital Of
the company is $4,000. The incorpor-
stors are also the directors OF the CON-
psny.
WILL BIZ TAKEN BACK TO PENNSYLVANIA.
Governor 0tero yesterday honored the
application Of Hon. william A. Stone,
governor Of Pennsylvania, for the requi-
sltion OF James Armstrong, under arrest
at Alsmogordo. Armstrong Is charged
with criminal assault on a little girl at
Coudersport, Pa. George A. Farnsworth
lie at Alamogordo 10 take charge Of Arm
strong and 10 take him back TO the Key
stone state.
MoRE TERRITORIAL FUNDS.
The receipts OF the territorial treas
ury yesterday wers as follows: From
Henry Lutz, collector OF Lincoln county,
taxes Of 1896, t2o.64; Of 1898. s97 50; Of
1899, $7,9ss.is. t3,2ss0 o. being credited
to the territorial purposes fund and ti,-
6gS.6 to the territorial institutions fund
from Margarine Romero, collector Of
San Miguel county. taxes OF 1895, s36,63,
Of 1895, sll.22; Of 1899. s23.530 a.. OF
which elO,757 81 Is for territorial pur-
poses and $5,5573s for territorial insti.
tutions.
NOTARY PUBLIC APPOINTED.
Governor 0tero has appointed william
W. Irwin. Of Alamogordo, 0tero county,
q notary public.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25

l.. 7. Travis. agent Southern X. r., Sc
lima, Ga, writes, II cannot say too much
In praise OF One Minute Cough Cure. In
my case II worked like a charm" The
only harmless remedy that gives imme-
diste results. Cures coughs. colds. Group.
bronchitis and all throat and lung trou-
bles. Berry Drug Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25

Y, b. Thlrkield, Health Inspector OF
Chicago. says, "Kodol dyspepsia Cure
cannot be recommended too highly. IL
cured me Of severe dyspepia," II digests
what you eat and cures Indigestion,
heartburn and all forms OF dyspepsia
Berry Drug Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
Notice Of BIDS for bonds,

TIL commissioner of Bernalillo county,
clu ding the I'd day of April, 1900. at 10
O'Clock, o. m, for the sum of one hundred and
seventy eight thousand and tive hundred
(Sl7s ,6OO) dollars OF refundinR bonds of the
said county of bernalillo, which taid bonds
will be issued by the commiss loners az said
Bemalilo county for the purpose of refunding
t22,500 in funding Oonds OF said county issued
In 1884; go. 900 OF csnu house bonds issued
In 1885: $50 900 of funding bonds issued In
1854; and $40 900 of current expense bonds
issued In lssO; the bonds to be Issued will bear
Interest al the rate of 4 per cent per annum
and be redeemable after twenty years from
date of issue ana absolutely due aud payable
thirty years thereafter. The right to reject any
and all bids Is hereby reserved, and bidders
will be required to deposit with the treasurer of
Bernalillo county a certified check for the sum
of one thousl I'd dol ans as a guarantee that the
bonds will tr taken and the money paid, II
their bid is accepted, and to be forfeited to said
county In case they fail to carry out their
Agreement.
Il, A, MIKRA,
Chairman Board Of County Commissioners.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25

The New Mexican says: Special Agent
Max Prscht. Of the general land office,
has been granted q leave Of absence OF
twenty days and left this forenoon for
Washington. He will stop of at Cincin-
natl to visit relatives.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
7. n. MstoAlf,

Successor to A. Hart, pays the highest
prices for second hand goods. Persons
contemplating going to housekeeping
will do we'll to give him a call before
purchasing, No. 1T west Gold avenue,
next door TO Wells Fargo.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25

Shoes to 1T everybody, men. ladies and
children, In tho latest styles from the
cheapest 10 the finest at rock bottom
prices at the popular priced shoe store OF
Q. May, POS Railroad avenue.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
AM UsEM ENTs,

The famous funsters and laugh gen
orators that have been collected from the
higher ranks OF minstrelsy under the
banner OF Richards Il Pringle's, russo Il
Hollands Big Minstrel Festival, will be
seen at the 0rchestrion hall Tuesday
night, January 10. No more welcome
announcement than this eonld be made
to the fun and laughter loving portion Of
the public. The management OF this
mammoth array OF senegsmbian talent
have this season out-done all their pre-
yiOus efforts and have secured nearly all
the we'll known favOrites for their pro-
duction. Novel and elaborate stage set
tings and costumes have been prepared,
The fun department. Ia Oiled TO over.
flowing. A big street parade will be one
OF the features.
''UNCLE JOSH %sPRUCEBY."
The old-fashloned ''husking bee" with
its country dance and harvest festivities,
occupies one act OF "Uncle Josh Spruce
by" the New England comedy drama.
The scene Is laid In "Uncle Josh's" barn
on tire old Maine farm. The heaps Of
yellow corn, the stacks Of pumkins, the
mows stuffed to bursting with hay and
fodder, all proclaim that the harvest Ia
over and the farmers work Is done. The
country maidens, dressed In their best,
with shining eyes and rudy cheeks
husk corn beside the rural SWANS, tog'
ged in their SUNDAY best" Now and
then a red ear Is found. A kiss-tht
usual prize-demsnded and given with q
show Of reluctance on the part Of 'Ss
mantha" that would do credit TO a city
belle, Alter the husking comes the sup
per and the dance, which is kept up unit.
the jlngling OF the sleigh bells at thu
door proclaim the time TO depart. Ont
night only, at 0rchestrion hall, Janu
AIRY q.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
Notice 10 Stockholders,

A special meeting OF the stockholders
OF the Cooperative Building and Loan
association will be held In the office OF
the secretary on Tuesday, Jan. 80. 1900,
at 8 p. m, to take action on proposed
amendment TO the by laws.
CALVIN WHITING, Secretary.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25

Sergeant Harry NJ. Ismond, company
X, Thirty-fOurth iniantryi Corporal j. N.
Leonard. company A, Fourteenth infan-
try, and otto Glessner, company +, Thir-
ty-fourth infantry, all having enlisted In
this city and now doing service for Uncle
Sam In the Philippines, have recently
sent interesting letters to friends In this
city, Glessner states that he has been
quite Ill. but, barring the loss OF cOnsid-
cradle flesh, Is now feeling pretty we'll,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
CLASSJHEu ADVERTISEMENTS

NoIE-Aii classified advertisements. q
insertion. Mintm IN charge TOT any classified
advertisement 10 cents. In order to insure
propet classification, all liners" should be left
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25

"ANTED-liusiS worthy persons to take
w orders ter W d. IN South Africa and the
Dark Contir INT trr's SavaRery to Clviliza-
ton" by William "a trding. the famous travel
er. cab.e edit u anI author. Press says won
uerfully CO. aplete," graphic descriptions"
"brilliantlJ written. 'sumptuously ~illustrat-
ed" demand remarkable; sales unprecedent-
ed: prices low. We shall distribute 100000
Ia gold among oar sales people,: be tirst;
don't miss this chance; also highest commits.
siops: books on 80 days credit; freight and
duty PAID; sample case irey' Address Tue
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
W. @. soPE NJ. d.

NFFICE HOURS-Until Ga. m. and from
~ 1850 to 3 80 and from 2 TO 3 .. m. once
and residence, 22o west Gold avenue, Albu-
N. M.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
K. s. g..

Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware
OF counterfeit and worthless sslye Of
fered for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Sslye.
DeWitt's is the only original. An in
fsllible oure for piles and all skin dis.
eases. Berry Drug Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25

IND new nssh. The pains in the sosss win
disappear. HUDyAN has cured others and
II will cure you. We describe the sy.ptsns-
study thon carefully. fhsy ere yeuu- Dc
sot delay longer, but take HuDrAN sew
and you will be cured.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25

ne psisss nue
~ trfvm cot q
thssysssn. HUD.
TAN VIII destroy
the setiss Il ne
poison ana ewsst.
uaiiy tnw~ssA ne
last particle u II
hon the sysssn.
In atttttss v
this, n
will restore the
Lest Appetite n
yin suiit NJ the
Weakened system
HUDyAN yin
maize Q blood
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25

Buy your shoes at G. Mays popular
priced shoe store, POS Railroad avenue,
and you are sure to get new goods at
rock bottom prices.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
PROFESSIONAL R
O

EAsrERDAy a nAsrERDAY.
nFFICB and residence, No, Ala west Gold
" avenue. Telephone No. %. Once hours
9 to Q a. m. 4 40 to Q 80 and 2 to Q q. m
q. 8. Yesterday, N, ID, J, =, kasterdav, N. ID.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25


FOR RkNT-F.rnished rooms, NJ. h, Col
L lege building, ll3 west Lead avenue.
NOR REN1-Furnished room ith board for
II one oI two young men In private family.
Address X, this office.
FOR RkNT-klegant furnished rooms and
i furnished OOn.s for light housekeeping /;
free bath, ~ Albeflarle hotel.
I ONELI, tunny and comfortable rooms;
II reasonable rates. also for light hOusekeep-
ing, over postuticr. Mrs. brunswick.
THE MIN SkApOLIS BOOMING HOUSE
4 FINEST iurnisheG rooming house In the
thing as neat ~ wax looms; 81 90 per week
% per mont; three blocks from postotiice,
corner SecCud street and Huning avenue, Al
buqlerque, New Meyico, G, ID. WaTde, pro.
priptOr.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
Onrpstsi Carpetsl Osrpsts
He had Cause TO Rejoice.

The largest stock to select from. Al
bert FAber, Grant bOilding.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
HERE ARB YOUR SYMPTOMS:

HERE ARB YOUR SYMPTOMS:
1. CONSTANT HRADAoHB AND
TROUBLED BRAIN. TAKE NupvAN
and your headache viii disappear.
90. PALE on YELLowIsH ooM-
pLExroN. NuDvAN viii establish . Tres
circulation Of pure blood and cause the ckssh
70 assume their natural color.
o. Loss OF APPETITE AND oNAw-
mo IN THE STOMACH. HuDVAN
will restore the appetite and the digsstien Of
food will become perfect.
q. FKELINo OF WEIGHT OVEN THE
LIVER. This 10 due to the snlsrEsmsnt Of
the liver. II IL hlled with the poison Of me-
isris- HuDyAN will drive out the poison sst
cause the organ to assume lie natural sise
o, HEAvINEss IN THE REGION
OF THE SPLEEN. The spleen bscemss
greatly enlarged. HuDTAN will lessen the
congestion and cause the hsaviness 10 disaH
pear.
You are suffering from Chronic Malaria and
You can b. cured. HUDYAN will relieve your
every symptom and make you we'll. nuD-
YAM can be obtained Of all druggists Tor SOC.
per package, or s packages Tor 10 II Jour
aHrUppVaS RrMsDY FcophraNY, San frSn
consult the HrDyAN DOCTORS FnEE
Call and see the doctors; You may call and
HUDYAN REMEDY COMPANY,
Ger. s~,oskton, msrt., Esd Ellie sts.
sss Frsneises, csL
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25

Tor SALk- .
Walter.
5O.ioot lot. block 2s, Highlands.
lb0xl42 corner opp avenue and Hill
street. .
o lots on Lead avenue between Second and
Third streets.
Alots,c corner Lead avenu and Fourth street.
4 lots on Coal avenue between Second aud
Third streets.
4 lots, corner Second street and Coal venue,
2lots, baIiedine avenue, between second
and Third streets.
u lots iull ~Jicrk-opposite the new city
park. .
z acres, north par OF city.
lot on Third street opposite A. * p. shops.
Bargains IN the aoOve, -
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
OF over Ftry ts.rs.

AN OH AND WBLL-TRIED REMEDY.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over fifty years by millions
OF mothers for their children while teeth
ing, with perfect success. IL soOthes the
child, softens the gums. s,iays all pain,
cures wind collie, and IL the best remedy
for disrrhea. II is pleasant to the taste.
Sold by druggists In every part OF the
world. twenty-five cents a bottle. Its
value Is incalculable. Be sure and ask
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup and
take no other kind.
No heavy suits will be carried over. We
prefer 10 keep on making reductions
until they are all sold. and now quite q
nice lot OF them at t9.57 per suit. Simon
Stern. the Railroad avenue clothier.
Fur robes and fur rugs at the lowest
prices, At Albert Faber's, Grant building.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
The Best Advice

We can give you when you have i'm
pure blood and are afflicted with
s~crofula, rheumatism, neuralgia, CT
tarrh OF any blood disease, is 10 take
Hoods Sarsaparilla, the One True
Blood Purifier. This medicine cures
when all others fail to do any good.
Hoods Pills are the best after
dinner pills, aid digestion 25c.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
TIME TABLES.
Topeka q Santa Fe.
Santa Fe Pacific
Limited Trains.

No. o., the California Limited, arrives Mon.
days, Thursdays, Fridays and saturdays at
1li00 q. M aud leaves tor the west at III 10 a..
m.
No. a. the Chicago Limited. arrives Sundays,
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, at 1000
d. m, and leaves for the north at IL 100 y. m.
Noe. 1 and 2. ( acihc and Atlantic Express,
have Pullman palace drawing room cars, tour
ist slee ID cars and chair cars between Chi.
csao and Los Angeles and san Francisco.
Nos. II and ~, Mexico and Local Express,
have Pullman palace cars and chair cars nom
HI Paso to Kansas City,
"a. 4. OOsRAD, Joint Agent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25

A'AN1kL Travelling salesmen to handle
w as side .invs { ,llar pads, patent riding
saddle pa ), saddles, harness and strap goods
In western Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, etc, (;
liberal commissions; write Tor full nioTmation'
Tom PADG ar CO. Wholesale manufacturer
1867.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
DENTISTS.

n. y. Aiger, ID. ID. y.
A RMIJO BLOCK, opposite HELD Bros
"A Office hourpi ga. m. to IL 80 y, M; iis0
p. m, to 3 .. m. Automatic telephone No.
ae2 Appointments made by mail.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
aoRE TERRITORIAL FUNDS.

NOTARY PUBLIC APPOINTED.
Governor 0tero has appointed william
". Irwin. Of AlamogOrdo, 0lero county.
q notary public.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-01-25
LAWYBRs,

A TTORNEY.AT.LAw, az Y street N. w,
N Washington, ID. G.. Pensions, lands, pat.
.nts, copyrights, cayiats, letters patent, trade
marks, claims.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-08-23
FIXED the Gas cnsnpnnx.

"1'S fix EN-" said Cas.Stol Hill citi.
zen \; Sen he got his gas btil couple Of
months ago. Thine dollal and eighty
centa, hey, when we've hs.=,n out every
nighf with the exceptEH of two or
threJ for the past month! I'll move,
that's all, at the end of the month"; but
If don't make that gas meter Of mine
work overtime between now and the
day | move it'll be because l run out
of matches, that's all! I'll eat up about
$40 worth of gas and then let the darn
ed gas company keep the So I've got on
Sepositw
So from that evyYing on as soon az
twilight fell the Capitol Hill man nads
tour Of the house and lit every iet
from cellar to garrv9.
"Tll teach 'em to bunko folks" he
said to himself savagely as he started
all the burners a-going.
Along toward the end Of the month
he and his wife picked out another
house and made arrangements for NOV
ing. The Capitol Hill man was de-
lighted when the gas bill read S29.60.
This is one time they won't gouge
met he shouted exultantly as he dane
ed around with the bill in his hand
Three days before the day set for
moving his wife was taken i'll, and of
course the moving had to be declared
OFF. She is only now convalescing. The
Capitol Hill man paid the S29.G0, and
his friends are now telling him the
story about the man who robbed his
own trunk. Washington Post.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-08-23
Cheene In Swiss FamiIien.

The social rank of family in Swift
Zerland Is estimated by the age of its
cheese, and the greater the respect due
to or the affection for guest the older
is the cheese set before him. There
are in each pantry at least as many
cheeses as there are boys and girls in
the family, for at the birth Of every
child cheese Is made.
1t Is first cut into on his or her wed
ding day, on which festive occasion all
the guests partake Of piece of the
groom's and the brides cheese in order
to secure for them all earthly thrift
and happiness. The rest is served as
token of friendly souvenir and heart
felt mourning after the tomb has clos
ed over his or her earthly career.
MoreQyer, when Swiss youth falls
In love and wishes to pay court to the
girl of his heart he goes to her father
and asks permission to share the fami-
ly dinner next Sunday. This is al
ways granted if he is respectable, for
1t would be considered deadly insult
to refuse. The anxious question in his
mind is, "Will papa bring out the
cheese?"
Papa does not usually hurry to re
lieve his fears, having the family dig
nifty IN mind and wishing to proceed
with due deliberation. II he is indeed
satisfied with the suitor, he at length
rises from his seat goes solemnly to
the cupboard, takes down the oldest
piece of cheese, splits it and hands a
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-08-23

"When l retired from the contract
Ing business short time ago." said a
well known man, II had number of
horses that / was anxious to dispose
of, Amcng them was one named Jer-
ry, which for several years had been
used to working ON drum. In such
work horse becomes accustomed to
lifting his feet high TO avoid striking
the holsting ropes. When the horses
We're put under the hammer. Jerry
went to n Harlem grocer.
about a week later the purchaser
of Jerry called at my house and told
me that he had lot Of trouble with
the horse. He said that Jerry would
go short distance, when lie would
stop short and lift his feet high. and
after doing this would go little far
ther, only to repeat It again. told the
grocer why the horse stopped short
and lifted his feet and also advised
him to look up some contractor and
sell the animal to him for hoistlng pur-
poses. He did so, notifying me that he
received larger price than he paid
me for the horse."-New York Sun.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-08-23

to think two good stiff body punches
would sever him, has been greatly
changed. To hurt him Corbett will
COPS pretty near havitJ to use all the
stGam he can put into, lab, and then
1t is 1ot at all unlikely the "Kid"
will there to get SOM more. His
wind seems to be good, assi according
ly tb' impression that hg would have
to win before 10 rounds if he intended
to Mt all seems to have vanished. In
training he boxes many hard rounds
during the course of his day, and at
the end he Is still fast.
His wife is with Jim, but stopping
at the Grand Unks, hotel sh' visit
the "Kid1 every ls>y at his quarters,
and it is ne doubt size who infuses him
with such energy in his work.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-08-23
NIGHTMARE.
The Sensation That Always Makes a
Man n Coward.


The Sensation That Always Makes a
Man n Coward.
Strange that we are always so cow
ardly in Nightmares" remarked a New
Orleans lawyer who has taste for
the bizarre. II don't believe anybody
ever lived who stood up and made .
square stand against the amorphous
horror that invariably pursues us in
such visions. When | have q night
mare and the usual monster gets on
my trail my blood turns to water, and
my conduct would disgrace sheep.
am beside myself with stark, down
right fear, and have no Idea left in
my head except to run like a rabbit.
All pride, self respect. dread of rldicule
and even the instinct af aelf defense
are scattered to the winds, ard l be-
lieve, honestly, would be capable OF
any infamy In order to escape have
no hesitation In confessing this, be-
cause, as far as have been able to
find out, everybody acts exactly the
same way In the throes Of nightmare,
and l feel certain l would not make
such pitlable spectacle of myself in
real life. no matter what might befall.
81 think that the explanation of the
nightmare panic Is to be found in the
fact that the dream is almost invnrl-
ably accompanied by sense of suffo-
cation. 1t Is we'll established that
choking-the shutting off of ones
wind to use homely. phrase-has an
effect upon the mind which Is entirely
distinct and different from that pro
duced by any other form of pain or
peril. 1t fills the victim with such hor-
ror and distraction that he Is for the
moment insane He will do anything
to get relief. This has been brought
out on more than one occasion In the
defense of men who have been choked
and killed their assailants, and judges
have held that the circumstances of
such an attack should be given special
consideration as extenuating the deed
| In dreams the entire nervous system is
relaxed, and 1t Is natural to suppose
that the mentaf effect of suffocatiou
would be intensified. At least that is
the best apology l have to offer for my
sprlnts through nightmare land."-New
Orleans Times-Democrat
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-08-23

Some men will buy two or three
black derby hats season, and these
will always look rusty and old. Other
men will buy not more than one a
year, and that will never lose its deep
and brilliant gloss.
"I'll tell you why 1t is," said one Qf
the best dressers IN town the othek
day. at is because one man brushes
his hat with stiff bristled whisk, and
the other rubs his softly with piece
of woolen cloth. The felt of a hat Is
such delicate stuff that stiff whisls
applied to it has pretty much the effect
that currycomb or rake would have
on suit of clothes. 1t wears the nap
off, exposing the bare gray foundation
in short order.
"a piece of wooden cloth, rubbed
over hat with circular motion that
conforms to the grain, doesn't rub off
the nap at all, but keeps 1t lustrous
and firm and of good color. | buy one
$3.50 hat year and rub it each
morning with a bit of flannel. guar
antee that 1t outlasts three So hats that
are raked and scraped with whlsks ev-
cry day."-Philadelphla Record.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-08-23

a
"Tn, revenue cutters G. the Cnited
Static as you may know ! oaid An en'
Ger n one Of them who - ies his little
JOKE contlne their services. which are
really invaluable to the government, to
the coast, and it Is rare thing indeed
for any one of them sxcept those Of the
Berlng sea patrol - venture any dis
lance out to sea. Nor Is this rule an
unsatisfactory one, for, say what you
please about it, sea service is not as
pleasant as the. no"elists and other ro'
Ynancers would hs7s you believe.
But / am getting off of my story,
which applies to the eytter Grant wheR
she was aoins duty In New York bay
and vicinity. Something had happened
to call her down the shore somewhere,
and she left the bay one afternoon, and
early the next morning, while she was
bowling along at about seven knots an
hour, she hailed big four master.
"'What ship is that?' came the cry
from the Grant.
"'The Royal Bengal Tiger, 243 days
out from Calcutta came the reply.
What ship is thatY
"'Revenue cutter Grant was the
plaintive answer, and we've been out
all night '"-Washington Star.