The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-12-01
PROF. COLES FOR DECEMBER.
From Storms and Sign.

From Storms and Signs:
There will lie twenty hieI,-nood days for
America during the current month"; ami five of
them will he Sundays. This will stimulate rclig-
ious sentiment and be the cause OF great rcri-
val of religion in America this winter. Mars.
tns rcd warrior, being in Sign Leo, tie Lion.
will be the direct cause of the many diaboli,gl
crimes that will b, committed in America dur
ing the next three months. Saturn, the cruel
master, Is now in sign Capricornus, the Goat,
which rules India Greece. Bulgaria. Mexico, etc,
and will cause wars, inassacres and awful crimes
in these countries. The planets are also in good
position to afaict England. Asia Minor, Russia
and China. Some excitement and bloodShed may
take place in the Southern states as the shadow
of the cruel planet Mars will fall upon that part
Of America. Earthquakes and airquakes will he
most liable to precede or follow the great con-
functions and oppositions of the planets this
month. II the earthquakes do not appear then
tornadoes and cyclones will be liable come in
all their fury.
THE STORMS AND SIGNS.
Earth being in conjunction with Jupiter, SAT-
urn and Uranus. and the planet Neptune being in
opposition to them all will undoubtedly cause
unprecedented storms both in America AMI
In the old country. The regular storm periods
will occur between the ID and 10th. the 18th and
e2d, and the 27tl, and 3lst and the reactionary
storm periods will between tho 10th and
10Th. and the Odd and 27th The Southern and
Western states should watch out for roaring
Foods and raging bzzards The Eastern and
Middle states may witness strange freaks in the
storm kings exhibitions The storms may vary
from suinmer-lke shower to 4 real winter
blizzard. On the morning Of the 10Th inst. the
beautiful planet Venus will shine out like
huge electric light in the eastern horizon, and
the moon will be near her side It will be a
very pretty sight and no one should miss seeing
1t. Watch out for strange appearing electrical
storms with thunder vibration accompaniment
Above all do not forget that the Atlantic coast,
gulf coasts, and the islands in the seas will be
IN great danger OF tidal waves caused by vol
canoes and water explosions in the ocean.
WORDS OF WARNING.
A. the planets are in position this month 70
encourage disease germs, such as the diphtheria,
measles, smallpox, etc, We advise everybody to
burn equal parts OF coffee and saleratus at least
three times week in their living apartments;
ss all of the above named specie OF microbes viii
not remain long in the air that IS highly i'm
presnated with the scent germs Of coffee and
Saleratus. We have reason to believe that n
new form OF microbe will make its appearance
soon; a microbe that will attack the outward
aesh OF man and cause an intense itching OF the
0ssh resulting in sores that will resemble the
old fashion "ringwom." II anyone should be
attacked by these troublesome little pests, they
will and almost immediate relief in the spplica-
tion Of dry -four and sulphur-equal parts
Great care should be taken not to drink impure
water this month, as an awful epidemic Of ty-
phoid fever will spring up in many localities
The sudden changes in the weather will undoubt-
edly cause an epidemic Of Ia grippe; and any
one attacked by these microbes can get rid Of
them by eating plenty Of roasted onions.
Tho best days to perform surgical operations
Mis- month will be the I'd, 4th, 18th and 9th;
Ind the next best days will be the Sd. 9th, 7th,
kh, nth. ssth. Goth and sist. il physicians and
nIgeons would fsmiarize themselves with this
pabjsct thsy would save many lives and much
peedles suffering. The best days to fish will be
Ihs lst. 18th and s7th, and the next best days
uin be the ID. 9Th. 7th, nth, 2eth, Goth and
list Do not forget to bleed the hsh as soon rs
caught, q ash blood is the cause Of many ills
hat nsn sro afflicted with. All men born on
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