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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-31
KANSAS NEWS.
A Merry Implement Dealer
Down at Winfield
Sells Five Carriages Yesterday
on Peculiar Terms.
HINGES ON ELECTION.
If Mckinley is Elected Buyer
Gets Them Free.
If Bryan is Elected Purchaser
Pays Two Prices.

Winfield, Oct. s1-Frank Eastman, i'm
plement dealer here, sold Ave buggies
and carriages yesterday on the following
conditions:
If Mckinley is elected the purchasers
got them for nothing. If Bryan is elect
ed they are to pay him double the sale
price. At last accounts Mr.. Eastman
still had plenty of carriages left.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-31
Breidenthal at Marysville.

Marysville, Kan. Oct. 31.-Candidate
Breidenthal spoke to a big audience in
the court house last night. He devoted
most of his time to relations between
banker and borrower. The speech was
well received. Charles F. Rooster. presi-
dent of the Exchange bank, acted as
chairman.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-31

higher, and before the game started the
Washburn rooters were offering 100 to
25 that they would win, and could find
no takers.
In the early part of the game the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-31
Killed by a Freight.

Arkansas City. Oct. 31.-A negro name
unknown was killed by a south bound
Santa Fe freight train on the Arkansas
river bridge some time Monday night.
and his body was found there terribly
mangled Tuesday morning. No papers
were on his clothing to identify him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-31

down the field for a touchdown, the
Times says: THE visitors braced up
and gave the greatest exhibition Of play
ing. they showed during the game. The
ball was carried by steady rushes
straight down the field from her own
25 yard line to D. A. c. s three yard line.
The big men of the D. A. c. could do
nothing to stop the onward rush.n
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-31

the receipts in this contest being Mis-
Stawpert. SHOPS and Miss May Dagen
ais, $102--Atchison Globe.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-31

" My wife used sew
era1 bottles of S. S. S.
as a blood purifier and
to tone up a weak and
emaciated system, with
very marked effect by
way of Improvement.
We re g ard it q
great tonic and blood
purifier. u. T. DUFF,
Princeton, Mo.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-31

SIS s: 5: !: Il: :: a: :: !. !: J:
returns, and nervousness vanishes as new
rich pure blood once more circulates
through all parts Of the system.
S s. S. is the only purely vegetable
blood purifier known. It contains no min
erals whatever. Send for our free book
on blood and skin diseases and write our
physicians for any information or advice
wanted No charge for medical advice.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. GA.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-31
BURLINGTON ROUTE.
Its New Line, Denver-NOrthwest,
via Billings.

The Burlington's Denver Northwest
Main Line was completed September
10th. It taps the Kansas City Billings
Line at Alliance, Neb. 1t is the short
the direct une to the entire Upper
Northwest.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-31
Only 96 hours Denver TO Butte-HeIelG
Only As hours Denver to Spokane.
Only 81 hours Denver 10 PUGET NOund

This will be the main travelled road
for passengers going via Denver to
Northern Pacific Points.
To Denver. Scenic Colorado. Utah,
Pacific Coast: Two great daily trains
from Kansas City, st. Joseph. Weekly
California excursions, personally con-
Quoted.
To the East: Best equipped trains
to Chicago and st. Louis.
To the North: Best trains to Omaha,
St. Paul, Minneapolis
j. C. BRAMHALL, Nv. WnkELEN,
L p. A. s23 Main St.. Genn Passenger AgL
kANsAs CITY, Mo. ST. LOUIS. Mo.
HOWARD ELLIOTT,
General Manager. ST. JOSEPH. Mo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
MOT so DULL.
How n Whole Glass Easily Earned
Prizes.

How n Whole Class Easily Earned
Prizes. p.
Nov, you remember, don't you,
children" said the teacher Of the In
FAINT class Of a Hyde Park Sunday
school, chat | told you last Sunday
that each OF you who learned a verse
from the Bible and recited it today
would receive a large blue card. Let
me see how many Of you have learned
a verse;"
There were 25 or 80 boys and girls
from 4 to 8 years of age ranged about
her in a circle. For q moment there
was nc response to her question. Then
a bright looking girl timldly raised a
little hand.
"Ah! Julia has learned a verse;" the
teacher said. Il am sorry that no more
hands are raised. 1 had hoped that
ever so many of you would get blue
cards today, but l suppose your man.
mas and papas have been very busy,
and some of you, l am afraid, forgot.
Well, Julia, let us hear you recite a
verse;"
"'Walk in the light" the little girl
repeated.
Then a boy who sat near Julia put
up a hand.
"Oh," exclaimed the teacher, "Char-
lie has a verse too. That was very
good, Julia. Now, let us hear Charles
verse;"
"'walk in the light" responded
Charlie.
"Well," said the teacher, you learn
ed the anne verse, didn't you? It's a
very good verse too. Walk in the
light l hope WI may all do so. Now,
Is there any one else who has learned
q verse? Why, | see five, six, seven,
eight hands raised. am proud Of you,
children. We will hear from Arthur
first.
"'Walk in the light" said Arthur.
The teacher looked rather hard at
Arthur and said:
"Gladys next. What is your verse?"
"'Walk in the light" Gladys an.
swered.
"Now, Gertrude, you have a splendid
verse, know" said the teacher.
"speak up loudly, SO that all the chill
dren may hear" .
"'Walk in the light" shouted Ger
trude.
By that time all but a few of the chill
dren who had not been heard from were
holding up their hands. The teacher
looked at a boy whose name she had
forgotten and asked:
"What verse have you learned"
"'Walk in the light" replied the
whole crowd in chorus, each little one
apparently fearing that there would
not be another chance to win a blue
card and presenting strong evidence of
the fact that the Hyde Park youngster
knows an opening when he sees one
Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
Personal, For. Ladies'.

THE MONTHLY PERIOD IS THE
dreaded time Of every roman Don't
suffer longer from uncertainties. A
woman who has been there herself best
understands treating women Mms. M.
Guillaume POSITIVELY GUARAN-
TEES relief Of the most obstinate and
delayed suppressed menses with her
French Regulating Pills. Succeeds
when others fail or money returned.
Not a single failure In A years.. Will
not injure health; no bad after effects.
or interference with duties. Sent sealed
for $3.50. Correspondence confidential.
By using Guillaume's Original Fountain
Injector, price $3.50 (now used by thou
sands Of women and lasts a lifetime),
together with Pills, doubly insures sue
cess and e the RELIEF DE-
SIRED. Highest reference. DON'T
DELAY FURTHER. but order immedi-
ately. Address NINE N. GU1LLAUME,
Calves ton. Texas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
EcOs VALLEY { NORTHEASTERN RY
Central Time)

Train No. s leaves Pecos daily at $3.50
.. m. Arrives at Carlsbad at 7:45 p. m.
Train No. / leaves Carlsbad at $40
q. m. Arrives at Roswell at $50 a. NJ:
Amarillo Q p. m, connecting with the
A., T. & 8. F. and the Colorado and
Southern.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily at
6:25 p. m. Arrives at Roswell at SAB p.
M; Carlsbad at 1880 p. m.
Train No. 6 leaves Carlsbad ut z a. m.
Arrives at Pecos at 11:05 a. m.
Train No. 3 (mixed). daily except
Sunday, leaves Portales at Z a. m. Ar
rives at Amarillo at 4:4o p. m.
Train No. 4 (mixed). daily except
Sunday, leaves Amarillo at Q a. m. Ar
rives at Portales at $40 p. m.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oak and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, N M,
daily except Sunday at 2 .. m.
For low rates, for information regard
ing the resources OF this valley, prices
Of lands, ETC., address
D. Il. NICHOLS
General Manager.
Carlsbad, n. II,
Gen. Fri and Pan Agent,
Amarillo, Tex, and CaxlshaA, n. u.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29

Many men Of learning devote mitch
time to the study Of the ma of the fu'
ture. They all agree that he Is to be
very superior to the present generation.
Great physical strength is %prophesied,
but this at least is within the reach OF
everybody. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
will bring health and strength to anyone
who uses it faithfully. 1t cures consti-
patton, indigestion, dyspepsia, bilious
ness, malaria, fever and ague, and liver
and kidney troubles. 1t makes rich red
blood, and with pure blood comes health.
1t builds up the whole system, putting
vigor into the nerves and blood, frmness
into the muscles and health into the
bowels. Give it a trial, and see that a
Private Revenue Stamp covers the neck
of the bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
Willing to Initiate.

"Why don't you take example from
the little busy bee" inquired the a
Of unoriginal ideas.
II do" answered Meandering Mike.
IAN I want to call your attention to dc
fact dat about now Is when de little
busy bee lays Off and doesn' do no
more work fur de mex six MONTHS
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
THE CALIFORNIA LIMITED,

The California Limited which runs
four times q week has Pullmans, dining
car, Bnffet smoking car with Barber
Shop, Observation a with ladies'
parlor), vestibuled and electric lighted
throughout. A solid train between Oh :
cago and Los Angeles. Same service
eastbound.
CHICAGO, MEXICO 4 CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. 1 and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. q, eastbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 20 is . local train between FL Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
e.ature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
HIS. LuTx, Agent,
Santa Fs, N. n.
w. J, Black, G. p. A.,
Topeka. KAs.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
Printing In COlors.

An improved method Of printing col.
ored Illustrations in books has been
invented by Ivan Orloff, the manager
Of the government printing office In st.
Petersburg. Instead of applying the
successive colors one after another, al.
lowing each to dry before the next IL
used, the Orlon machine prints all the
colors with n turn Of the cylinder.
On the curved surface Of the cylinder
are arranged as many blocks MS there
are colors to be employed. AS each
block passes a particular point a roller
carrying the appropriate color falls up
on it and smears 1t with ink. The u r
faces thus linked transfer their de-
signs in passing to a composition roller
which In turn transfers the entire com.
bination to a "form," from which the
picture is then printed at a single
stroke.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
GLORIOUS NEWS.

Comes from DR.. D. B. Cargile, Of Wash
tia, I. T. He writes: -Four bottles Of
Electric Bitters has cured Mrs. Brewer
Of scrofula, which had caused her great
suffering for years. Terrible sores
would break out on her head and face,
and the best doctors could give no help;
but her cure is complete and her health
is excellent" This shows what thous-
ands have proved,-that Electric Bit
ters is the best blood purifier known.
It's the supreme remedy for eczema,
letter. salt rheum, ulcers, boils and run
ming sores. 1t stimulates liver. kidneys
and bowels, expels poinsons, helps d.
gestion, builds up the strength. Only
50 cents. Sold by Fischer & Co., drug
gists. Guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder. IT cures
painful, smarting, nervous feet and in.
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out OF corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery Of the age.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. It is q certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try 1t today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. By mail for Csc
10 stamps. Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress. Allen 8. Olmsted, LIE Rov. N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
A Cowboy Round Up.

Montana Bill, q famed western char
acter, came into the city the other day
with a bunch of wild COW punchers,
Just Off the range, in charge of a train
Of cattle. After looking after their
stock the men, heavily armed, rode
their ponies through the streets,
whooping like Indians. They charged
trolley car, and the leader was
thrown through a window into the laps
Of the frightened passengers. The po-
lice gathered him up, weapons and all,
and took him and the whole OUTFIT to
the station house. The cowboys pro-
tested they were just out for a little
fun and thought that the motorman
would stop his car in time to avoid a
collision with their poniss.-Omaha
Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
DISCOVERED BY A WOMAN.

Another great discovery has been
made, and that too, by a lady in this
country. Disease fastened it's clutches
upon her and for sever years she with
stood Its severest tests. but her vital or
gans were undermined and death eem-
ed imminent. For three months she
coughed necessarily, and could not
sleep. She finally discovered a way to
recovery, by purchasing Of III a bottle
Of DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, and was so much relieved on
taking first dose, that she slept all
night; and with two bottles, has been
absolutely cured. Her name is Mrs.
Luther Lutz. Thus writes W. G. HAM
nick & Co., Of Shelby, N. G. At Fischer
& Cos drug store; regular size Soc and
800. Every bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29

"a young man came into our store
yesterday suffering from a severe attack
OF cramp collie" writes B. F. Hess, miller
and general merchant, Dickey's Noun
tain, Pa. HE had tried various home
remedies without relief. AS l had used
~Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy l gave him a dose and it
soon brought him out alright. I never
saw o fellow so rejoiced." Sold by A..
G, Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
RIO GRANDE { SANTA f,
AND
DENVER & RIO GRANDE R, R.,
The Scenic Route OF the World.
Time Table No. 40
effective November IL, 1897

Connections with the main line and
branches 81 follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard gauge for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver
Creole and all points in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida with main line standard
gauge for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. c. r. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER v It'll all Missouri river liues for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. ]. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M
8. K. HOOPER, G. P A.,
Denver Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29


Il attended school so miles from the
place where you were born. l know
you"
my grandmother knitted a pair of
socks for you IS years ago. 1 know
you, Dewey"
my name is just the same as yours,
and there is a strong resemblance be-
tween us. Do you remember a boy
who loaned you a Barlow knife to cut
a fishing pole with? All, George, l
know you, old fellowl"
"George, I am a distant cousin of
yours. Now, George, if you will send
me a free pass and a weeks ratlons /
will attend your celebration"
George, you remember when you
tore your Sunday pants climbing the
apple tree? George, it was mi that
caught you when you fell an saved
you from breaking your left leg
Atlanta Constitution.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription makes Weak
Women Strong and Sick
Women Well.
How he Got Well.

A Portland invalid called on a local
physician for an examination. The
doctor made the diagnosis and gave the
sufferer prescription, charging him $40.
Some time afterward they met on the
street.
Well said the doctor, you are looking
Il hundred per cent, better. That
medicine though a little expensive, was
just what you needed.
Doctor, replied the patient, after l
paid you $40 for the prescription, l
couldn't afford to have it filled, so l
didn't take any medicine.-Portland
OregOnian.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
rAp Arpnrtrn or A ooAr.

10 envied by all poor dysreptics whose
stomach and liver are out Of order. All
such should know that DR.. Kings New
Life Pills, the wonderful stomach and
liver remedy, gives splendid appetite,
sound digestion and a regular bodily
habit that insures' perfect health and
great energy. Only rs cents at Fischer
& Co.'S drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
I want to let the people who suffe

I want to let the people who suffer
from rheumatism and sclatica know that
ChAmberlain's Pain Balm relieved me
after o number Of other medicines and a
doctor had failed. 1t is the best lini-
ment / have aver known OIL. A.
Dodgen, Alpharetta. Ga. Thousands
have been cured Of rheumatism by this
remedy. One application relieves the
pain. For sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29

It has been demonstrated repeatedly
In every state In the Union and in many
foreign countries that Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy is certain preventive
and curt for Group. 1t has become the
universal remedy for that disease. M.
v. Fisher, Of Liberty, W. Va, only re-
peats what has been said around the
globe when he writes: Il have used
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in my
family for several years and always with
perfect success. We believe that it is
not only the best cough remedy, but
that 1t is a sure cure for Group. 1t has
saved the lives of our children a number
Of times" This remedy is for sale by
A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29

"How is your son getting on at col
legew
"First rate. He ruined a pair Of
trousers In the flag rush, twisted his
ankle in a hazing scrape and unhtnged
his shoulder the first day Of football
practice."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
In Sunny CaNfornaa

Are islands as charming az Capri, q coast
as gay as the Riviera, mountains as
wonderful as any in Italy or Spain,
hotels as sumptuous as can DO desired,
outdoor diversions, and q winter climate
Lnrivaled in the world. Thousands OF
tourists are already there, thousands are
on the way. The Santa Fe route will
conduct you there at the minimum OF
cost in time and money, and with the
maximum of comfort.
H. $. LUTz, Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29

These Treacherous Long Words.
"Are you quite sure that your orthog-
raphy is absolutely correct" asked the
old friend.
II don't know" answered Mrs. Cum.
rox apprehensively. II hope it'll do. !
don't see how I can find time to start
In now and study natural history
Washington Star,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
Ideals.

Now she suffers him to print a kiss
upon her brow.
This Is heaven! he says.
Two years pass now. His baby has
just ceased crying.
This is heaven! says he
Here we see how o mans ideals change
with the lapse of time.-Detroit journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
Getting Down to Business.

III 1t is true" said the promoter,
shat every nan has his price, the fact
naturally arouses a certain amount Of
curiosity"
"As to what?" asked the alderman.
"Wel, as to how you're quoted, for
thing" answered the promoter
Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
An Optimistic "Uncle."

lis that all you can advance on q
fine gold watch like this?" asked the
young man who vas negotiating a
loan.
"That is all, my friend" replied the
pawnbroker, "but you must remem-
Der that the less I lend you the less
you will have to pay back, and the in
terest will be smaller ."-Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
Highly Condensed.

Senator Lodge doesn't seem to be
losing his faculty for sarcastic invective
judging from his latest Characterization
of the performances Of some Of the anti
imperialist brethren as dabbling In
treason, from the penalties of which
they are protected by their insigniicance.
This is condensed gall and bitterness
Boston Herald,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
His Littla Joke.

"John," said the politicians wife,
waking him up about 2 a. m, whats
that noiseY
@That noisey echoed John dreamily.
"Oh, I guess it's some rats holding a
justification meeting In the attici"-
Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29

The Real Estate Agent-Well, did
you sell Jones those Hartford lots
while l was away on my vacation?
The Clerk-No. I assured him that
those we had left were as good as any
we had sold, but he said he didn't want
any mis1t real estate.-Chicago Trib-
une.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
I'm FOOLED THN uRcEoNf

49, UOOASD SS&@ 0SS0
All doctors told Rentck Hamilton, Of
West Jefferson. O., after suffering -
months from Rectal F1stula, he would
die unless . costly operation was per-
formed; but he cured himself with dve
boxes Of Bucklen's Arnica salve, the
tpursst Pile cure on Earth, and the best
salve IN the World; Is cents . boz.
Sold by Fischer = Co, druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
i FOOT-EASE.

a powder 70 be shaken Into the shoes.
Your feet feel swollen, nervous and hot,
and get tired easily. II you have smart
Ing feet Or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot
Ease. II cools the feet and makes walk
Ing easy. Cures swollen, sweating feet,
improving nafls, blisters and callous
spota. Relieves corns and bunions Of oil
pain and Gives reet ana com Tort. Try Il
today sold by III drufgists and ahoe
.st0fSe Tor 9eo. Thai p6ckaRe FREE.
kddrsaa. Aliens osxlSsd,ALs BOY n. \.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
Economy In Boston.

Sprockett-Do you ride as much as
you used to?
Cranker-No; don't have to. Have
found out an easier way. Instead of
riding so miles on Sunday for a record,
I Just make my record now by lying.
It Is so much easier and very much
cheaper.-Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
Hopeful of the Future.

Hopeful of the Future.
The Critlc-That does not look the
least like nature.
The Artist-True enough, no doubt,
but don't you think nature will reach
It some day IL she keeps improving?-
Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29

Warwick-England keeps getting
friendlier than eve to us since she got
into trouble with the Transvaal.
Wickwire--Yes. She now claims that
she sympathized with us in our war with
the Hessians last century.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
His Suspicion.

ut is said that you have been trying
to purchase support in your enemy's
own district"
Don't you believe It," said Senator
Sorghum. TITS a ruse to bull the vote
market. w Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-29
The oniy one.

Grace-Did you see any Q on the
excursion steamer who interested you
particularly?
Dorothy (who was a sufferer from
NAL de mer)-No n but the steward.
Brooklyn Life.