The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-10-10


same time YOU may generally be sure
some man has told her she has such
expressive eyes.
When girl proposes to mau
she most always begins by reading
him some letter from another girl to
her who has just got married aud is
80 happy.
1t is we'll to know that DeWi'ts
Witch Hazel Salye will heal burn
and stop the pain at once. Il will
cure eczema and skin diseases and
ugly wounds and sores. 1t is GER
tain cure for piles. Counterfeits may
be offered you. See that you get the
original DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
J. E Kaufman.
Probably the devil will pu ,ish all
the women souls by having them
make calls and then making them
leave as soon as they say Good bye"
the first time.
Il say, Wllle," said fve-year-old
Johnny to a little playmate, you
nretend to hit me and I'll howl, then
mamma will give me some cake and
I'll divide it with you
Buckshoal, N. G, May 16, 1898.
Gentlemen:-Four years ago was
helpless with misery in my back.
l could not return myself in bed. l
was treated by my physician, but be
did me no good. I took one bottle
of DR.. Bakers Female Regulator and
it cured me. / think there is no
medicine on earth like it.
Mrs. Emma E. Myers.
For sale at the Bazaar.
1t is strange that man will have
the hardihood to hold up glass Ct
whiskey and exclaim ''Here's heal! b.,
when he knows well enough that
there isn't particle Of health in the
stuff.
"You owe me another little bill,
Mr.. Judkins, which l can't remember
your having paid" "Well, don't
grumble to me about it. [ am not
responsible for your bad memory,
am IT,
"For three days and nights I suf
fered agony untold from an attack OF
cholera morbus brought on by eating
| cucumbers," says M. E Low!her,
| clerk Of the district court, Center
Vile, Iowa. II thought l should
| surely die, and tried dozen differ
ent medicines but all to no purpose.
sent for bottle of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrboea Rem
edy and three doses relieved me en-
tirely." This remedy is for sale by
| J. E Kaufman.
A Pennsylvania boy swallowed a
tin whistle which lodged in his larynx
and sounds with every breath. II be
is au average boy there may be some
happiness for him in the reflection
that he need not stop being noisy
even when he goes to sleep.
Do not get scared if your heart
troubles you. Most likely you suffer
from indigestion. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure digests what you eat and gives
the worn out stomach perfect rest.
It is the only preparation known
that completely digests all classes OF
foods; that is why it cures the worst
cases of indigestion and stomach
trouble after everything else has
failed. 1t may be taken in all condi
tions and cannot help but do you
coed. j. E K ,ufmaun.
Darling" said the young mar,
"your eyes are like diamonds, your
lips are like rub!es, your teeth like
pearls, your hair like jet" George"
she interrupted, remember that You
work in a jewelry store. Don't talk
shop"
When you cannot sleep for cough
ing, it is hardly necessary that any
one should tell you that you need
few doses of Chamberlains Cough
Remedy to allay the irritation of the
throat, and make sleep possible. 1T
is good. Try it. For sale by j. E
Kaufman.
When two women sleep together,
they always spend balf the night
telling each other how good their
husbands are to them, and then 60
to sleep with tears 10 their eyes.
Ramon's Tonic Liver Pills, pleas
ant remedy for all diseases arising
from q disnrdered or torpid liver