The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-07-20
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

ing on ones town are similar occupa-
tions.
A Newton youth is said to affirm
that his sweetheart is worth her
weight in chickens.
At the rate they are now going only
about one paper in sixteen will sup
port the l6 to l heresy.
Even sleepy old Baldwin has rus
tied up ambition enough to smile at
Stilwell's Topolobamo railroad.
with Colorado rates cut to $40 for
round trip, many farmers are riding
steer to the mountains this summer.
The park lake at FIT. Scott where So
ciety battles has to be drained once
month to recover the lost jewellery.
Chanute claims that Rising the spec
ial deputy has recommended three
rural free mail delivery routes out of
that town.
Although he didn't want it Hum
boldt thief stole washing machine
from w. H. Shellman, just to keep
his hand in.
Galena has constant troubles. No
sooner do they get lead" up than
something causes them to zinc"
down again.
a Pittsburg man when jagged,
grabbed stick, bestrode and rode it
like little boy. He probably had
stick in his drink.
\ southern Kansas town had the
choice between smelter and an ice
plant, and the mercury registering lO2,
She took the ice plant,
Harvey county, Kansas, small
speck on the map of the territory
overspread by Uncle Sam expansion,
values itself at S4,l73,3 07.
The Augusta journal offers a prize
for song entitled "Why Don't you
Buy a Paper of Your own" to be
sung to borrowing neighbors.
Whenever Toronto gets to running
wide open and no remedy seems TO
avail, the good folks send for Mr..
Hassenpnug and that stops it.
A Preston woman refused to take
laughing gas while a Pratt dentist
pulled % of her teeth. She took a
snort of home talent fear killer.
The nerves of Hutchinson were
rasped Tuesday by the foot of the re-
formatory which had been silent a
year. a trusty had escaped.
A young lady who paints will spend
the summer at Eldarado and the Times
says class of girls will be formed
What is wrong with the Eldorado
complexion.
1t is wonder that those POO Firms,
reported to be emigrating to Kansas,
don't go straight to Chanute, where a
Fin de Steele club has been flourish
ing for years.
Effect of the heat of the Chanute
Sun; "Adam Forepaugh's wealthy
1t was nice of her to give the young
man a show"
The expression "run like blazes"
was revived again at Hutchinson in
the case of Willie Blazes, who escaped
from the reformatory and gave the
officers two days chase.
Twenty Abilene boys will tour west
ern Kansas and eastern Colorado,
playing ball in the afternoon, giving
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evening and a dance at night.
Eldorado Republican: a small boy,
who was trying to sell a pup TO an
other small boy today was asked if the
dog had any pedigree. Pedigree,
nothin, said the owner of the pup,
hes only got fees"
\ Montgomery county jury was hes
itating about the sanity of man SUI
fering from a sunstroke, but when it
was brought out that he had voluntar-
| lily lived for years in Kentucky, they
quickly found him daft.
Mrs. Morgan, of Emporia, cluug TO
her spouse in spite of his boozing un-
til he got to forgetting her name when
/ drunk and now she wants divorce.
He called her Mrs. Meeksn when
full, and she is now full of sus-
piciOn.
The police docket at Ottawa shows
that j. w. Kelly was fined S2j for
'selling ciderin less than gallon lots. -
Ottawa prohibits beer but she don't
propose to have limit placed on her
cider ration.
An exchange notes that right now
| the industrious housewife Is mixing Is
pounds of sugar, half bushel of
fruit and with u mountain of labor
and bushel OF coal turning out two
small cans of sauce.
Kansas is described as "An undul-
ating, fertile plain, 400 miles long,
2lO miles wide, $1,000, 900 acres, Writ
ually all tillable, with an altitude OF
$50 to $500 feet Shopping upward to
west, without mountains and without
swamps."
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