Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1900-10-13

- tnat sos "eil' quit writing you,
name IN them, and you'll lose them ~, :. J.
enough."-Indianapolis Journal 1A
"They say Miss Singleton iS .
migrationist." Yes! She tbinha -
must once have been the wickad a. su'
whom no man pursuethw-Life 40
Fair Painter-I hope you DOM ,,,
my sketching in your field? Farm.a
Lord, no, missile! You keen tbo ~.
Off the peas better'n a ordinary .oa'.
crow.-Tit-Bits.
"Grafter must have turned o,.
new leaf. He tells me he's wor,.,-
night and day." Eyes, that's tho a.
he's with now" "WhatY "Knirh. :
Day."-Philadelphia Press.
Hoax-I understand the doctor ,,.
yesterday that there was very li,.l.
hope in your rich uncle's case. Joov
It's even worse to-day. He's very mn..
Observation-Disclosures Record.
Shocking: ''They say the young ma.
Melissa Perkins is goin' to marry /,
regular paragon" Land sakesl n.
tell thought he was a clerk in A yrn
cery."-Chicago Times Herald.
What do you suppose makes VIM,
baby sister cry SOP" asked a visitos a
small Johnny. II guess it must \
cause she Is hatchin' her teeth.s
piled the youthful obseryer.-ChIcan
News.
what makes you think he is a ma,
or little tact%' 'He joined a Dont
Worry Club the second day after h.
was married, and didn't know enoueh
to keep it secret Chicago TINES.
Herald.
School Teacher-What little boy can
tell me where Is the home of the swal.
low? Bobby kin, please. School
Teacher-Well, Bobby? Bobby-Ths
home of the swallow Is the stummick
-Tit-Bits.
Doctor-What you need is change
and rest. PATIENT can't afford L
My incomes pretty we'll requlsltloned
already My children get all the change,
and my wife gets the rest.-PhiladeL
phia Press.
Georgy Ton the warpath)-Say, EDDY,
did Harry hit you? Eddy-No. Georr
Did Jimmy hit you? Eddy-Nopa
Georgy-Well, If nobody hasn't hit you
l will. I've got to lick some one.-Ch.
cago News.
All that He Asked: Miss Lulu Elan,
nigan-I will give yez my answer In
month, Pat. He-That's right, me dar.
lint; TEX plinty av time to think It over,
But tell me wan thing now-wlll It b.
yes or no?-Judge.
Old Lady pointing to elevated rail-
road)-Where do them cars go TOT City
Man (hurriedly)-Almost anywhere you
want, ma'am. Old Lady-Land sakes
I thought they had to stay on the rails
New York Weekly.
Fuddy-They have a deal to cay
about the brotherhood of man" and
yet wars and rumors of wars continue
Duddy-That's all right. There always
has been more or less fighting In fam
llies.-Boston Transcript.
Tess-So she's to marry the son Of tho
wealthy Mr.. Millyuns. How on earn
did she manage to land him, wonder'
Jess-She's musical, you know, and 50
It's no trouble at all for her to eaten 81
Observation-Disclosures Press.
Proud Parent-If you call in the ever
ing you probably will hear my dausr
ter singing. Artless Friend--Oh
sha'n't mind that. You ought to near
the fellow down our way practicing Oh
the cornet. 1t is simply awful.-BosIOa
Transcript.
my boy" said the first proud papa
"has a bad habit of interruptlng u.
when I'm talking. Your boy isn't CIV
enough for that yet" NO." repnea
the other, my boy contents himSeh
with interrupting me when I'm SieeF
Ing. "-Philadelphia Press.
1--WE got up another crowd ana raa
away from those people we campsu
out with last year" did they uiI
cover it," Huh! When we arTnsa
at the ground we found they had naus
up another crowd and had run a""
from us" -Indianapolis Journal
Ratios of Travel: "Mike," said PlCu'
ding Pete, "do you believe In dis -
teen to one?" Sometimes | 40, ~
swered Meandering Mike, ian so~s
times l don't. 1t depends on wne'u~
it's sixteen meals to one mile OF -
teen miles to one meal. "-Washins'O-
Star.
Mrs. Moveabout-Yes, | Ike na.
house you sent me to see. II WIZ -.