The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-02-09
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

The Santa Fe has declared its in
tention Of spending 50 600 600 next
year In improving is line.
Mr.. Swartzman of Salina had to get
accustomed to the name before he
decided to wed Miss Kestse.
The Parsons Sun thinks that the
reason Bryan talks so much is because
he agrees that"cJJnce is golden"
Charley Cedar, an ottawa railroad
man, is reported To be pining so rapid
ly away that his friends ate worried.
A Neodesha paper: Can cowhide
in a butcher shop. We don't know
but calfskin.
A Troy woman horsewhipped al
man for getting her husband drunk
and gleefully paid the Sll fine.
The Benedict Courier. which once
allowed Rev. Garter to edit its columns
will sue the Capital for infringement
of patent.
Two men, one armed with q muir
deTous pen knife and the other with Il
deadly brick, threatened TO initiate
the Kentucky feud in Lawrence re-
Gently.
An Abilene iointist paid $50 fine
and then when his joint was closed
up he asked for the fine back and was
refused. The jontist who pays money
to Kansas official buys wind.
Al Colt, "A farmer who has worked
a farm south of Cotieyvlle for wears,
has rented the place and gone Off on
vacation. Every man who works
Kansas soil as industriously will
doubtless obtain what Al got
The Fin de Steele club of Chanute
wants somebody to suggest new
name, none of the members knowing
the word for the opposite of"fn.' How
would "Gill" do?
The report that u Filipino general
with 100000 in gold on his person has
been started from cover makes the
Goth Kansas boys long to be back in
the chase again.
The Topeka Capitals Shakespeare
study articles will probably get along
to 1.-The Merry Wives of Windsor" or
some other racy talk, about the week
Rev Sheldon takes charge.
Chanute had show which adver-
tised leading lady clad in q gown
which was held up around her
shoulders by faith and the Missouri
contingent turned out to see If the
picture lied.
AS Santa Fe train passed through
Usage City recently a shot from q
revolver fired on the platform narrow
ly missed a passengers head. such
q possibility has probably occurred
to every traveller and yet it seldOm
happens.
Reports from all over the State say
that dealers are securing the country
for well bred horses for the eastern
market. Even u horse is not permit
ted to associate with the efTete east
erners unless he IL we'll bred
Ottawa and Gardner recently had
gun club contest aud about the first
shot Mr.. Her, OF Gardner, received
the load in his leg He has been
kicking ever since on the poor sports
manship of the Ottawa club.
Newton people have insisted , long
that the town is dry that when the
editor of the KaHSaH registered at the
hotel Carey at Wichita, the clerk
noted his address and said: "FrOm
Newton, Ell Youth find the bar at
the end of the corridor"
The Wilson County San prevaricator
says an old subscriber asked that the
Ten Commandments be printed in the
paper, but he dare not do it because IA
dozen people in town would swear he
was writing the articles rs a slam at
them.
The city council Of PaOla ordered
the school children vaccinated under
penalty of $50 fine and one irate par
ent IL making fight on the ground
that no council can compel parent
to inoculate his child with a disease
He considers it a very scabby trick.
1t wouldn't be such snap to be
Providence after all. What would
you do when that Indian woman who
fell from wagon while drunk and
was killed at HoltOn came to be judy
ed? Ignorant old aburiginee, taught
by the white man, and given last
jag by law breaking Kansas jOintlsU.
Where should the guilt rest heaviest.
The burning of the Hackney block
will start an old story Bill Hackney
borrowed 100000 aud built the finest
block i'm Winfield. On the front he
had placed in stone letters his initials
"W, p. HI A few years later when
Bill was busted stranger asked him
what those letters stood for. Bill firm
Iy responded; "They mean william
Played He'll
Vic Mumock; At Troy, Asia Minor,
1915 b. G., the first nigh chair APP
peared, and soon the nelghbors each
had one, Then for thousands of years
mothers sweat with anxiety lest the
baby fall out of high chair and
break its arm. However, not until
January, A. d. at Larkin, Kansas,
did the first baby tall out of II high
chair and break it's arm.
For driving out dull bilious feeling
strengthening the appetite and in
ereasing the capacity of the body