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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-02-27
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II Congress can force tar II duties en-
Puerto Leo what Is 10 binder 4 from
passing similar laws Tor Oklahoma?
what Is 10 hinder il from putting Q
tariff TAX on Oklahoma cattle, corn
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-02-27
"A Good .PaynaSter
Starts Not at
Assurances.

There Is one good pay
master 4vho Is around on
time, gfOeS full vafne, and
neYer fails IN his duty. It
Is your prfvflege to select
him, and his name Is pure,
wholesome blood. This
paYmaSter makes the
rounds of the body, VisftS
brain, stomach, kidneys,
hyer, heart and head alike.
Hoods SarSaparflLa acts as
a guarantor that this pay
master GUM do his duty.
# the blood Is impure, Il cannot DO Is
duty, and you are the sufferer, ~ bat you
7eed not be. Hoods SarSapariHa puri
ftsS, q,ffahSeS and eHricheS the blood.
II reper dsappoiHfS.
Catarrh MY throat uuas IN such
condition 4Oah eatarh that I could hardly
SzDaiiow and had no appetite. found
Hoods SarSaparilla an excellent remedy.
and nozU haze good appetite" Ella J.
White, Ennis, Teras.
Boils-"My boLs vamshed a fier Ifook
Hoods Sarsapariia. II purified my Blood
and gave me strength. HOODS Pills cured
mysiek headache. 4" EW. capea. cefy, sc.
~ Fk q ,W
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-02-27

THE most active duty Of the McKin-
ley administration is making cam
paign literature for the Democratic
marty.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-02-27
TUESDAY FEBRUARY s7 1900.

PuBrlcIrY is the strongest moral
force when 1t makes for public de-
cency.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-02-27

Hoods Sarsaparilla is for sale at the
Eagle Drug Store
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-02-27
Bod3 SalJqbA&
%Hla1:llla Il1lnU

Hood's pills liver ulsi the non-irritating and
only eathartic to taks with Hoods sarsaparilia.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-02-27
California
Has no
winter

The season Of ice and snow
In the North is It's period
0fleafage and bloom.
It's delicious climate heals
the sick, refugos the the
delicate, restores the over
work ed and entrances the
pressure seeker.
The California Limited.
santa Fe Route, affords the
quickest and most luxurious
service.
A. y. c0RKINs. Agent.
Guthrie, o. T.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-02-27
a MArHgMArIcAL PRopIoY.

Arthur Grimth, the mathematical
prodigy Of Kosciusko county, Ind, who
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

The jangling, jejune junebug editor who occu-
pies the odious position of pushing trust pusatng
faber on the Canton Free Lance came out last week
with beautiful lot of babysh, babbling nonsense
directed against the stand took in regard to
ploying prisoners in building roads. He seems to
have pulled the atchstring to his sewer wide open;
in fact, the atmosphere got foul that his compost
tors we're compelled to wear clothespin on their
for the balance of the day. He says that we have
overstepped the mark in this instance. Indeed we
didn't! We landed on it with both feet and if the
"editor" of the Free Lance would again ornament
his handsome profile with his gold glasses (not beer
gasses) and peruse that article again. he would find
that stand for free labor not the trust mer-
cenaries We earnest advocate of good roads,
but we want to see the thousands of unemployed
working those roads-not prisoners. It seems
that the Canton editor is easily bamboozled by these
beautiful birds of prey. He has just about sense
enough to advocate the killing of the present Irvine
plant in order that the trust may again control the
entire output of this state The man that told this
Judas that he brainy man, should be compelled
to sackcloth and imburger cheese for the rest
Of his natural life.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
CHE Ubrottir
&trker.

AMONG the nefarious nascent not
"''. w9.""' ables existing in every WE'LL
groomed city, occupies a
more important position" than does the callous,
capricious chronic kicker. The malapert members
of mammon detest this despotic denizen worse than
they fear the govt tax collector; for he is con-
tinually abroad and keeps that tongue of his NOV
ing as lively as cows tail in fly time.
Like the contributions collected at church and
sent to foreign heather, this insignificant individual
occasionally manages to accomplish some good but
the frequency of his fetid fecundity of faultfnding
is like pouring water a canvasback duck, as it's
effect is only momentary
We honor and hold in high esteem the man
who has able-bod kick a coming and makes
it in manly manner and devoid of malicious mis-
representation. Still we do not hesitate in holding
these hardened kickers up by the loose joints Of their
pantaloons and pronounce the whole wiggling push
nothing but rabid, ranting renegades, who furi-
ously howl and fume for the purpose of pumping
putred and palsied atmosphere from their undgest-
ible apparatus.
This class of punk-headed, parading pests are
artful unsatisfying conglomeraton of meanness
and righteousness. When cornered and caught they
will that white is black until the universe rolls
over their and fattens it out like banana
PEEL OF ike man pOcKeJOOOK aIJeT MS lawyer mas
cleared him from criminal charge.
Among this class of foolish, Auttering funkes
the vulgar habit of kicking is firmly woven around
the cookies of their heart teeth are set in sharks
shaded underjaw. The man is yet to be born who
can tolerate or assuage their insuferable desire of
dabbling in and further defling their defunct
hood by taking overdoees of kickalogy capsules.
Yes it would be an impossibility to expect them to
refrain from indulging in even an occasional vgor-
GUS kick.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
&utun'H

UNDOUBTEDLY this world contains
s' crude, complex variety of valiant
vassals, who can be properly des-
ignated satans scavengers. They can be found
fourshing and plying their dirty designing acts of
community
There the gossip-mongers. Who are they?
They the shoulder straps of satans scavengers
six days in the week and Sunday they indulge in
tour Of observation to some fashionable church. in
order to keep the fires their altar burning bright
ly with breezy bits of salacious scandal They can
keep gruesome gangrene gem of garbage a gallop-
ing it's mission of malarious misery as easily as
dynamo supplies electricity to incandescent lamp
This class Of cannbal destroyers of virtue, honor
and home contribute more fuel toward keeping the
juggernaut of vice supplied with victims, than the
whole gamut of other agencies combined. Their
human wrecks wither along the wayside of life in
countless numbers. You can see the victims of
these sanctmonious scay sharks rushing from their
happy halcyon homes to the divorce court from
there you them drifting down to the brothe
wine cup, penitentiary poorfarm and potters field.
These loathsome, leperous Hobbies of destruction
permeates society from it's lowest depths of depravy
to the very pinnacle of it's church spires It is quite
evident that these enthusiastic exporters of evil must
occasionally, have their cup of happiness at the
flooding period especially when they observe the
evidence of their handiwork mounting the scaffold
to expiate his crime by death-a crime directly
caused by one of satan's scavengers
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

DR.. TALMAGE has lately been trying to convert
a congressman who INDUCES to excess in boodelism
and drink We wish him success, but if he succeeds
in getting him to 90 to bed with his boots off, he
resign from the ministry and rest his laures.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

SIR ALFRED M1LNER has flooded Cape Colony
with proclamations declaring martial-law so as to
prevent uprising among the Dutch He may
just we'll try to stop the bulldogs from appearing
the street with doughnut the end of their TAIL
as they are going to the front by thousands
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

JOHNNY BULL has recently been suffering with
thirteenth degree attack of the blues The disap-
pearance of those islands in the Pacific will yet be
tn of Johnny committing suicide.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

BUTLER has telegraphed to the war Office that
he has captured who has never heard of Eng
land We shouldn't wonder but what he has been
stone blind and deaf since BIRTH
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

Goebels assassins all those persons in Kentucky
who haven't pedigree long freight train,
have been hastily leaving the state. Somebody is
going to get it in the neck.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

"THE politics of THE PRISON MIRROR editor no
doubtful quantity. However he is harmless Demo-
cratic wife-he can't vote"-Delano Eagle.
Our long whiskered- friend who penned the
above squib must have got his drinks mixed, as we
don know any more about politics than we do about
missionary work. By the way, is there any money
in politics?
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

If Prof. Bernard Moses follows
in the footsteps of his ancient
namesake, Otis may still succeed
in reaching the backbone of the
Filipino rebellion.
If Congress should happen to
decide to conduct affairs about as
Jesus would do, the lawmakers in
Washington would soon be carry
ing around as much artillery as
the politicians in Kentucky are.
Rev. Charles M. Sheldon took
fourteen pork barrels with him on
taking charge of the Topeka Daily
Capital. A good many are won-
dering whether they are to be
used for tears, or to salt down cart
wheels in.
While gentleman was attend
ing church in Chicago and Justify
singing "Jesus, lover of my soul,'
detective arrested him for high
wayIrobbery. This will be another
convert to infidelism.
Mckinley seems to be changing
front about as often as fisherman
changes. bait when the fish are not
biting.
In Georgia an old maid just
died at the age of ninety-three.
It is little incidents like this that
makes old maids look at their
future in hopeful manner.
A man down in Michigan has
just gone crazy by overworking
his brain in Offering up prayers
for the safety Of the Standard Oil
trust promoters. Here is three
cheers and tiger for the microbes
that monkeyed with the machinery
in that mans tower.
The assassins of Goebel are get
ting to be as much of a mystery as
the disappearance of Tascott.
These slick rascals should have
carried a cake of limburger cheese,
so as to enable the detectives to-
get scent.
Cecil Rhodes is contemplating
making Mark Hanna a present of
his balloon. This additional in
suit is entirely uncalled for, as the
American people have been aware
of the fact for years that Mark is
nothing but a superannuated bag
of wind.
The Sultan of Sulu can now be-
pronounced as a civilized Chris
tian subject. He has just sue
ceeded in selling a sailed gold
mine, four wives and a dozen
plug hats to a French syndicate.
Kansas City boasts of having a
gentleman who gets drunk twice a.
day. He must be making prep
arations to get glimpse of an
octopus.
There is reformer down i'm
Georgia who thinks that police
men should attend church regu-
larly every Sunday. He must
have poor opinion of cops or else
is reformed gambler and pos
sesses inside information too valu-
able for publication:
$$$
If you should happen to hear a
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15
N 0 TIC E..

ALL PERSONS receiving copies THE MIRROR who are
regular lists Will please consider such
sample copies. If, after readfng conclude that
THE MIRROR Is worthy of patronage send your
as
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

AS gold mines are being dis
covered in all parts of the world at
the rate of two day, it is feared
in some quarters that there won't
be politicians enough left in some
states to fill out the ticket next
fall.
The buzzing noise now heard in
various quarters is not the near
approach of new comet, but
merely the click, click, of the fly
wheel on Sharkey's and Fitzsim-
mons typewriters.
Paderewski has been losing his
eyesight lately. There is no dan
ger, however, of him losing sight
of our American coin.
! Out in Montana the preachers
have entered into an agreement to
compel the chronic kickers to pay
their dues promptly or else quit
the church. This is not exactly as
Jesus would do, but it is good re-
ligion just the same.
In Chicago, policemen are COM
PEELED to smell the breath of those
persons who are arrested for being
dead drunk. This is liable to
cause an awful death rate among
policemen in the future.
AS there has been several car
loads of whitewash billed for
Washington, it looks as though
they we're going to fix up McKin-
ley's whole cabinet.
Aguinaldo's escape is attributed
to the fact that he had poet with
him.
Although the Pope Of Rome
desires British success in South
Africa, the Lord will keep right
on strengthening Dom Paul's right
arm.
Emperor William now has a
new pair of trousers made every
day. No doubt he has been wear.
ing them out by straddling the
fence on the meat inspection bill.
Whenever the Russians pick up
a war map Chamberlain's eyes be-
gin to open up as though a dyna-
mite explosion took place.
Broker Goslin, of New York,
acted rather queer when arrested
for swindling the other day. He
should be placed under the pro-
tecting wing of Madam Goose
until his pin feathers have attained
their full growth.
Guatemala City has just con-
ferred the title of ''Benemerito de
la Patria" upon the president. If
we were in his brogans we would
prefer a revolution or face a mad
bull, than the danger of being
bored to death by listening to our
friends repeat that high-sounding
title.
An eastern prophet has predict
ed that the world would come to
an end July 9Th of this year.
This will just enable us to pull off
one more Fourth of July before
going up the pike.
$$$
Just at present Chamberlain has
disbanded his don't worry club
just as soon as the expenses
of the present war are pub
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1900-03-15

AT CLAYTON Mo-, a twelve year-old boy was
sent to the rock pile for thirty seven days. What
mockery! That jejune judge would silently steal
the slvery gray hairs from his grandmohers honored
head and sell it for old junk. He should be shorn
of the judicial ermine and then kicked through per-
dition by brace of we'll fed mules. While the mules
have got their deadly destroyers down to working
basis, few fowery farewell kicks could be advan-
tageousy administered to the autocratic father of
this boy, not with malicious intent, but without
prejudice The jailer, thinking that the bold bant-
ling would batter the bastile into kindling wood or
saw his way to freedom with the jawbone of a bed
bug, had him shackled in irons Our civilization is
indeed an ideal 90 product, and should be gener-
ousy distributed among the foreign heather at
bargain counter prices
SOME people still entertain an elephantine idea
that when person drops behind the barren, be-
nghted walls of penientiary, he should be treated
to all the terrible tortures that the mind is capable
of conceiving. There is also another anonymous
aggregation of persons who imagine that they are
preordained CIPHER created concusively for CON-
pounding the intellect of the prisoner into chaotic
state of savagery, wherein he is incapable of distn
gushing telegraph pole from link of sausage
Theirfdense, degenerated, deirious brain seems to
conveyithe: dotc information to them that they are
acting hke;aEthorough gentleman, by using hyphen-
ated:language of brutal bulldozing nature Of
course they hardly to be blamed for their nature
is as thicklytsaturated with such shortcomings as
dogs back is covered with hair Still they are the
means of causing continual irritation and spontane-
ous:bursts- of outrighErebeon.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

~ Armantrout ut uoidoo Col has
purchased the Cbauco Palmer pho
tograph gallery at ms east Oklahoma
avenue toyer hurkoa grocery and
viii rent aud renuruish it in every way
puttiug iu an of the latest photo
graphic appliances and agoesaories tur
the doing ot the highest class of at
photography he will open uno uf the
most complete photo studios iu tho
SOuthwcst about Thanksgiving
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09
ACORN ctUa

Political Parties and Politics % Cen
oral Dlaeuaaad
The Acorn club among che ul.I ui
literary clubs of che e.v held an In
terestus meeting yesterday afternoon
at che home of Mrs Fired Barde
Politics platforms aud political par
Ties made up The studies uf the ses
siou The programme Was aa follows
Quotations from statesmen.
Rise 90 Political Parties Iu the um
tea States Mrs b uardg
Platforms Mrs Hubt Ramsay
DIPLOMAT, Service Mrs ueuD
Or ABp
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09
chsapss, Method Of Produclns Pork.

Cheapest Method of froducinH pork.
a , Henthorn. Oklahoma CITY.
How Co Fit Tor the Show Rims W
81 Gresham Oklahoma city
score Card Practice Conducted by
49, E Gresham
SOP
Diseases of aeine H Caok
WIchIta. kaa
Experiments i1r Prevention oi hos
Cholera ur o. g. lewis. saltwater
Reports 1f Officers and oommitteea.
lsgvstt President
. 4. nsasn a.,retarF U..'a
Hrrun
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Du yuu ever have palm boa che aIlr
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loss ut appetite dizziness. natuleuee
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dyspepsia ur stomach disorder The
new discovery Baileys Dyspepsia lab
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

Tom Moore said As We Journey
through lifo iet us live By tho way
We handle the Tom Moore cigar W.
have thy incest aud best equipped bil
lizard parluf la Guthrie billiards 10 "a
scientific game gcntleman's diver
sion from the days busiaoss propOsi
tona Vance Cigar Co. Oklahoma
aud Division
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

The Annual Nesting o. Agricultural
nnd HorticuWufsi eoelstY
the annual meetlnE of the Ohlaho.
ws Agricultural Horttcuiturai and lr
deatIon society viu take place tha
year ht saltwater the sea- of the
Agricultural and Mechanical eoiIeEe
last Year be- aaa at kluEhahef Tho
dates of th. session aro pocember q
and The programme 10 an eKhnua
uge gne sn ah.eh appeaf che nauas
0i the leading houIeuItBftsts and aKlI
.uIturIsrs 1f oklahoma territory
Special preparations are beins taken
.1 make ha tba most profitable aos
s.1u ever hold rbe programme .s as
f1H1es
rassdsy psesmBsr e. 1900
IH 1D
m HORTICULTURE I..ur. .oom
THH T.ars FuH Experience
||I p
n Chemistry I..uI. nHum
rH. F.a.s F.ut Experience .Co.
.uIai
Garden Crops
1850
IHn. ..s.Ian eIb oklahoma Swim.
breeders association Boo college a.
sembIy bau
Educational Conference
The Public schools
Iua short Courses Boo Agriculture. Ho.
ueulturg aud Me.bhui. Arts
The -Four Years College Course
"Wednesday December b. 1900
DO no lU uO a NJ
Inspection ot buildings equipment
aud grounds li uu'Iess aud experiment
station.
no 90 A. 81
Iu horticulture lecture room
Farm Crops ln 1900
Hos Raising ln Oklahoma
$50 = NJ
u Chemistry lecture room
Cattle Raising La Oklahoma
sheep Raising iu Oklahoma
The Poultry Industry
I.3O y NJ
business session
Everyone Interested Boa auy branch
.ut agriculture is cordially invited To-
attend these sessions aud take part Boo
the discussions Members of the as
so,latiun s,v requested 90 come pIy
pa,gI Go lead the discussion uf one ut
mute topics uu ia, programme.
The train from rawues arrives at
saltwater al B.81 a m The train
from uuthro leaves az 90 % m. at
hunE at saltwater at so D. m
Changes La tho train schedule ary
made frequently aud Inquiry should be-
made as 60 connections Notice OF ANY
change will bo given it possible.
n & o. Ciair. kiugnshor
rrosidoul
} q IbObusn. Oklahoma ttty
Secretary
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

Hou have the shoes Ca pal tu, uuy
shom where you set the beat bargains
set prices at thu closing uut saiy uf
khe Hotash shoe stoUk
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

Franh Ailen received buA ut yisara
yesterday from Manila uood an,uk
ers George Alien sent them
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

Have gOu second hand school books
a use Ia the city scpoola' Lille viii
auy them
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

An elegaat tine of Japanese eovei
tLes aad presentation goods are now
eeinG opened AZ iLllie'a drug store
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

if you aro billions aud gvt a bottle uf
Easio Nerve aud liver Pulls The
eagle Drus store
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

Cali for ballot with your purchases
az Illlle'a druE store aud Liliie'a book
store fOr the voting o0ntest
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

Get your money's worth buy your
mA0os where your money soos tho
hFtherest. At the olosing out sale OF
aAe Hetseh shoe stock
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

viii bryan or McKniey win OUT
Watch the vOting contest az liilies
erag store
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

Great bargains m vail paper nov at
lAlile'a drug store.
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uotlu. tuu 90 iiio. ulisu auu ,Ia.. t.Au e. lu
nas, tho wuudol wuih,l tpal u..a.s a.au .lu.u
strong Au drusslat4. o. t.tut t....l
tooh booklet aDt sample ... A..I..a
atgtlua Uamslg go tHI..4. ., .tU. ..-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

Geo Hardy paid his bet but uu.
aittsrousCh 50 ths bumps
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

Or. sayds.. oENr'9r. over tive
0rana Isador.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

stsrllaE SILVER novelties at Lmss
Llilie'a drug store
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

Cards printed while you eait at tho
teaaer onioe
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-11-09

Get your tickets this evening fof
Two Merry rrampa tomorrow night
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o. soydsr DENTIST over tbs
GRAND Leader
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GOIF GO0ps Lawn TENNIS. PlAVINg CARDS

THE CAPITOL Ma
TIoNAL BANK. OF
GUTHRIE. okLAHO
MA. OFFERS TO DE
POsrToRS EVERY
FACILITY WHIc n
THEIR BALANCES,
BUSINESS AND RE
SPONSIBlLlTY WAR
RANT.
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LOCAL LAcoNtcs

ElA. ~eet tonight