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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
H FLAG Or HOPE.

----
There's a flag in the sky. there's a bannef
that waves
Ger the passionate march down to pas~
sionless graves:
And it lives for the deeds that are done
in the right;
And 1t leads by the love that gives wisdom
its might;
1t flies Ger the living, It floats DER the
dead,
Forever advancing, far-gleaming ahead.
And the millions who set it alame in the
sky,
BY lofty ideals set deathless and high,
Know the stars Of its glory. the bars Of its
fame,
Make the bright Flag Of Hope an all-cons
quering name.
1t rides DER the crescent, 1t mounts o'er
the cross,
The flags of all nations would droop at its
loss,
And there never was soldier who died
on the field,
And there never was savior who lived for
to shield,
And there never was harvester glad of his
yield,
Nor even a man who had power to WELD,
But saw its folds flashing by night and by
day,
Inspiring, compelling, and showing the
way.
A symbol of Heaven, till tho last moan
shall cease,
Mans bright Flag of Hope and sign OF
sweet peace!
Look aloft! there it floats through the sun
shine and storm!
And it's message is kindly. its promise Is
warm.
Truth, honor, right. justice. fair play and
fine love,
These are %atchwords 1t lifts all thy toll
ing above,
In it's light has humanity victory won
1t is thine, in it's name let thy good work
be done!
Let it wave DER thee trusting. and wave
DER thee true,
Though humble the helping thy hands find
to do;
And that flag on thy sight shall not ever
be furled
While there's hope In one heart and
God rules Ger the world.
Make 1t thine! Keep 1t pure! Set Its stan
mid the stars!
With thy life write the thoughts h a
should blazon Its bars.
Point II out to thy comrade when sorrow
is near,
For its beauty shines best through the lens
of a tear.
Make 1t thine for the valor that fears to do
wrong.
Make it thine for the mercy that flows like
a song!
Thine for pleasure, right-living, well-wish-
ing, far faith.
Not a symbol of battle, a blood-covered
wrath.
Ger life's high endeavor, O long may 1t
wave!
Mans bright Flag Of Hope which the In
finite gave!
CHARLES w. Stevenson, in N. Y. Observer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
A New Years Guide.

There is one book every one shouid
make an effort to get, for the new year.
1t contains simple and valuable hints
concerning health, many amusing anec-
dotes, and much general information.
We refer to Hostetter's Almanac, pub
lished by The Hostetter Co., Pittsburgh,
Pa. 1t will prove valuable to n house
hold. Sixty employees are kept at work
on this valuable book. The issue for l9ol
will be over eight millions, printed IN
the English, German, French, Welsh,
Norwegian, Swedish, Holland, Bone
milan and Spanish Languages. 1t con-
tains proof of the efficacy of Hostetters
STOMACH Bitters, the great remedy pre-
pared by the publishers, and is worthy
of careful preservation. The almanac
may be obtained free of cost, at any
druggist or general dealer in the coun-
wv
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
A GOOD THING.

German Syrup is the special prescrip-
ton of DR.. A. Boschee, a celebrated
German Physician, and is acknowl-
edged to be n of the most fortunate
discoveries in Medicine. 1t quickly cures
Coughs, Colds and all Lung troubles of
the severest nature, removing, as 1t
does, the cause of the affection and
leaving the parts in a strong and
healthy condition. 1t is not an expert
mental medicine, but has stood the test
of years, giving satisfaction in every
case, which it's rapidly increasing sale
every season confirms. Two million bot
ties sold annually. Boschee's German
Syrup was introduced in the United
States In 1868, and is now sold in every
town and village in the civilized world.
Three doses will relieve any ordinary
cough. Price rs cts. Get Green's Prize
Almanac.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
How the Old Mans
Rosy Prospect Faded.
ECKILATIoN 10 all right for

" W. 6Ae 49,
= them as can see their way out
an fgger the stages right along" re-
marked the old bull whacker. "1've
known men has got rich by speckila-
lion. l seen Bill here put a months
wages on the double 0 oncet an hit
three numbers runnin' in Immediately
subsekent investments, an he was
| richer than this here ROCKEFELLER for
4hree days after. You never seen as
atfiooent a man as Bill was. But S
fairs I'm concerned ] want a sure thing
with a rope hitched to it in cas- Of an
axle breakin'. | used to be sportive
like the rest of you, but 1 hit the
ground so hard it Jared all my back
teeth loose, on the rosiest prospect that
ever delooded a hard workin' son of
toll an made him think that life was
going to be one grand hurdy-gurdy
of valley tan an tobacker hencefor-
ward an for evermore."
What was that?" inquired the stock
tender. II never knowed you to have
money enough to buy you a o SCOT
of %clo'es, let alone speckilate."
AN I've knowed him for clost on to
Is years, off an on, but | never knowed
him any more of a sport than he is
right now. He wouldn't play solitaire
with himself an stake navy beans on
the result of the game" said the stage
agent, who, according to his monthly
custom, was paying off the company's
employees with a pack of cards.
Its this away" said the old man.
81 don't as a gineral thing take any
galoot into my confidence respectin'
my financial operations, nor yit the
proportions of my bank roll. l don't
dress as slick as | might, mebbe, becuz
it 'ud embarrass me when | fried my
sowbeDy to keep the grease spots off'n
my panties, an it wouldn't 60 well
with the negligee language I've got
to use to make my team git down into
the yokes, but don't you forget that l
have got enough to buy this outfit put
down in brine for winter use. 1t amt
no oil stock O nothin' fancy-jes'
plain little old government bonds.
When I get a wad that gets too heavy
to pack around l buy a bond or two an
tie it up with the rest of the bundle.
| kin afford to SLOUGH. When a man is
on a solid financial basis appearances
don't count for nothin' with him. He
amt like you ducks that's skeered
somebody will tumble to their state
of d%estitootion all the time an has to
wear good clo'es to make a bluff. No,
sir! As far as takin' no chances Is
concerned, why, I told you right at the
jump-away that | wasn't takin' any.
What are you goin' to do with your
months pay, Sam?"
The stock tender grinned uneasily
and looked at the stage agent, who re-
fected the grin.
"Well," said the agent, cts my luck
to-day, and the next day it may be his.
Or l might git skinned if l tried you a
whirl for some Of them government
bonds"
"What was your Specialization,
Tubbs" inquired the stock tender,
who was evidently anxious to avoid a
delicate subject.
Turkeys" replied the old man. ~
calculated on a corner in the poultry
market an slumped by reason of a
defishunsy of tall timber. 1t looked
mighty well, though, for quite awhile,
ut was this way. Nc an Joe Hill.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

Among the tens of thousands who
have used Chamberlain's Cough Renee
dy for colds and la grippe during the
past few years, to our knowledge, not a
single case has resulted in pneumonia.
Thos. Whitfield & Co., 24O Wabash ave-
nue., Chicago, one Of the most promi-
men retail druggists in that city, in
speaking of this, says: I'VE recommend
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for la
grippe in many cases, as 1t not only
gives prompt and complete recovery,
but also counteracts any tendency Of la
grippe OF result In pneumonia For
sale by ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
GOOD ADVICE.

The most miserable beings in the
world are those suffering from Dyspep-
STA and Liver Complaint. More than
seventy-five per cent of the people in
the United States are afflicted with
these two diseases and their effects:
Such as Sour Stomach, Sick Headache.
Habitual ~Costiveness, P%alpitation OF
the Heart, HEARTBURN, Water-brash
Gnawing and Burning Pains at the Pit
of the Stomach, Yellow Skin, Coated
Tongue and Disagreeable Taste in the
Mouth, Coming up of Food after Eating
Low Spirits, etc. Go to your Druggist
and get a bottle of August Flower for
10 cents. Two doses will relieve you,
Try it. Get Green's Prize Almanac.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
A Social Economist.

''Dis prosperity is all fictitious" said
Meandering Mike.
what makes you t'ink it? asked
Flooding Pete.
"Becanse they keep on oilerin' us
roast turkey an cider de same as dey
did last November. If we was pro-
g~ressin' as We ort de handouts would
include terrapin an champagne by dis
time. Washington Star.
When the stomach is tired out it must
have a rest, but we can't live without
food. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure "digests
what you eat" so that you can eat all
the good food you want while it is re-
storing the digestive organs to health.
1t is the only preparation that digests
all kinds of food. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
THE BEST

A piece of flannel dampened with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bound to
the affected parts is superior to any
plaster. When troubled with lame back
or pains in the side or chest, give it a
trial and you are certain to be more
than pleased with the prompt relief
which it affords. Pain Balm also cures
rheumatism. One application gives re-
lief. For sale by Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
For three days and nights I suffered

For three days and nights I suffered
agony untold from an attack Of cholera
bers,'' says NJ. e. Lowther, clerk Of the
district court, Centerville, Iowa. II
thought I should surely die. and tried a
dozen different medicines, but all to no
purpose. I sent for a bottle of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy and three doses relieved me en-
tirely." This remedy is for sale by A.
c., ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
An UnluckY Game.

"He vas the most superstitions poker
player l ever saw"
"Yes, and he got so superstitious here
lately that he doesn't play the game any
more"
'sIs that SOP"
"Yes, he suddenly discovered that
there are thirteen cards in each suit
PHILADELPHIA Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

come a mother may provide a far more
valuable treasure for her little ones future
than can ever be contained in any savings
bank if she will take the proper care Of her
own health and physical condition during
the time when the baby is expected. And
if every husband would feel it his bounden
duty to see that all possible means are
adopted to carry his wife safely through
this critical time, he will help to bequeath
to his offspring that health and natural
vigor which is the grandest fortune a father
can bestow.
During the past year I found myself preg-
nant and In rapidly failing health - writes Mrs.
W. ]. Kidder, of Hill Dale Farm, (Enosburg
Center Enosburg, Vt, in a grateful letter to Dr.,
R.V v. Pierce, of Buffalo, NY. II suffered dread
fully from bloating and urinary difficulty. was
growing p,erceptibly weaker each day and suf-
fered much sharp pain at times. 1 felt that
something must be done. sought your advice
and received a prompt reply. l followed your
directions and took twelve bottles of DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription, and also followed your
my health became excellent, and I could do all
my own work 1--WE live on a good sized farm. I
walked and rode all I could, and enjoyed it. I
had a short easy confinement and have a
healthy baby boy"
"Favorite Prescription " is the only pro-
prietary medicine in the world invented
by an educated physician and scientific
specialist for the one specific purpose of
restoring health and strength to the dis.
tinctly feminine organism. 1t is a prompt
relief and permanent cure for every form
of female complaint or weakness.
No remedy relieves constipation so
quickly and effectually as DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

Now is the time when Group and lung
troubles prove rapidly fatal. The only
harmless remedy that produces imme-
date results is One Minute Cough Cure.
1t is very pleasant to take and can be
relied upon to quickly cure coughs,
colds and all lung DISEASES. 1t will pre-
vent consumption. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

Many persons have had the exper-
fence Of Mr.. Peter Sherman, of North
Stratford, N. f., who says: For years
1 suffered torture from chronic indiges-
ton, but Kodol Dyspepsia Cure made a
well man Of me-" It digests what you
eat and is a certain cure for dyspepsia
and every form Of stomach trouble. It
gives relief at once even in the worst
cases, and can't help but do you good.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
Just Like Other Men.

She-Which would you rather marry,
the prettiest woman in the world or the
homeliest?
He-The prettiest, of course. Why
do you ask?
She-Merely to find out if you weren't
just like all the other men, Detroit
Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache, Pains in various parts
Of the body. Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach, LOSS Of appetite. Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores arr all positive
evidences Of impure blood. No matter
how 1t became so, 1t must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker'a
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
Scrofulous or Syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. It ID certainly q
wonderful remedy, and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale a. Tischsr's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
HOW TO CURE GROUP.

Duchess county, N. Y, says: Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is the best medi-
cine / have ever used. 1t is a fine chill
dren's remedy for Group, and eve fails
to cure" When given as soon as the
child becomes hoarse, or even after the
croupy cough has developed, it will pre-
vent the attack. This should be borne
in mind and a bottle of the Cough Rem
edy kept at hand ready for instant use
as soon as these symptoms appear. For
sale by Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
He Wilted.

"What if l were one of those hus.
bands, my dear, who get up cross in the
morning and bang things about and kick
everything over just because the coffee
is cold?"
John" responded his wife, 81 would
make it hot for you"
As her words admitted of more than
one Interpretation John said nothing
about the coffee.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
Now We Differ.

SIN China" remarked the first, "a
man who comaaitts a crime often gets
another to take his punishment ano
gives him money for t."
"In this country" replied the second
"a man who commits a crime may
swear it on to another and give him the
laugh for it."-Chicago Evening Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
A Blow Emphasized.

"Did you feel the blow when that
young woman threw you over?:"
"Feel 1t? She wrote on a postal card
that | needn't come to see her any more;
and | board in a house with three spins
tiers and five giggling girls."-Dctroit
Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

Help is needed at ono when a per-
sons life is in danger. A neglected
cough or cold may soon become serious
and should be stopped at once. One
Minute Cough Cure quickly cures
coughs and colds and the worst cases of
choup, bronchitis, grippe and other
throat and lung troubles. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
DESTROYED the Supply.

Mrs. Goodsoul-I think It's a perfect
shame that the early settlers killed off
the Indians the way they did.
Miss De Pretty-Indeed it is. Just
think what lovely furs they used to sell
for a few glass beads.-New York
Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
Hints to Young Men,

At formal evening affair it is not
deemed polite to ask a lady with whom
you have danced but once If she wears
store teeth.
Avoid pr~ovincialisms.
Say shop teeth rather than store teeth,
if you would be thought well Bred
| Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
Needed Elbow Room,

"What's become of your husband?''
asked the guest, as they took their seats
at the dinner table.
sob, he's out on the back porch carv-
ing the chicken" was the reply. "Since
We moved into a fat he has had to give
up carving at the table. '-Chlcago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

When you cannot sleep for coughing,
1t is hardly necessary that any one
:. should tell you that you need a few
doses Of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to allay the irritation Of the throat and
make sleep possible. 1t is good. Try it.
For sale by A. c.. Ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

No one can reasonably hope for good
health unless his bowels move once each
day. When this Is not attended to, dis
orders ~ the stomach arise, biliousness,
headache, dyspepsia and piles soon fol-
low. If you wish to avoid these ailments
keep your bowels regular by taking
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
lets when required. They are so easy
to take, and mild and gentle in effect.
For sale by Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
An Opinion Endorsed.

''Whut folks orter do said the old
colored man, sis ter try ter glib eb-ry
body aroun' EN- some 'scuse fob bein'
thankful.
"Yes," replied Erastns Pinkley, with
emphasis, ''da's whit dey orter, std of
buyin' new locks fob dab chicken coops.'
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
An Irrelevant Addition.

II notice they talk of making some
important architectural changes in sew
eral of Lendon's most famous structures
They are even going to widen London
bridge.
eyes; and | see that the prince of
Wales is going to wear his trousers here
after without creases.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
When you need a soothing and heal
ing an%tiseptic application for any pur-
pose, use the original DeWitt's Witch
and skin diseases. 1t heals sores with
out leaving a scar. Beware of counter
feits- Ireland,s Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
A. Mean Sian.

every WE'LL exclaimed DR.. Quick
after his quarrel with the undertaken,
III make you sorry for this"
"What are you going to do?" retorteo
the undertaken" ''Retire from bnsi
Observation-Disclosures Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
The Anniversary.

Harry, yesterday was our wedding
anniversary, and you never said, a word
about it,"
swell, my dear, l felt it in my bones
that it was some sort of a big day, but
couldn't remember what it was."--In-
dianapolis Journal.
When you want a pleasant physic try
the new remedy, Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are easy
to take and pleasant in effect. Price, %
cents. Samples free at Ireland's drug
store
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
AS They Drive Past the Links

Farmer Observation-Disclosures n good
thing about golf, anyhow.
Farmer Dunk (sceptically)-Huh!
What's that?
Farmer HornbeaB-Ye don't have to
play it if We don't want to.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
DYSPEPSIA CAN BE CURED BY USING
ACkER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
rs cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

II you would have an appetite like a
Dear and a relish for your meals, take
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's. They correct disorders of the stom-
ach and regulate the liver and bowels.
Price, 25 cents. Samples free, at Ire
lands drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

The most effective little liver pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
They never grippe. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
Where the Trouble Was.

Blobbs--Why don't You get married?
I believe you are lacking in will.
Slobbs-No; it's the girl who has a
snperabundance of won't. -Philadelphia
Record,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA

nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. rs cts. and 50 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
Chiefly Ornamental.

De Jones-Is there IA clock in your
church?
Sleepleigh--Yes, but it isn't of much
use 1t hasn't any alarm.-Smart Set.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

For sprains, swellings and iameness
there is nothing so good as Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Try 1t. For sale by
A ~ Tro1on1 E# HEaM
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
She's No Chicken.

Mrs. Perpry Yes, sir! I'm going
home to mamma.
Mr.. Peppry-WelI you know the hens
20 home to roost. Philadelphia Bulle-
tin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
Looking for Bargains.

Mrs. Bargainhunter seems to be
dreadfully worried about the health of
her children
why, they looked to me exception
ally strong and we'll"
Yes; that what worries her. A cut
rate drug store has just opened in the
neighborhood, and she's crazy for an
excuse to see what kind of bargains they
have.'-Chicago Times-Herald.
Don't use any of the counterfeits of
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Most of
them are worthless or liable to cause
injury. The original DeWltt's Witch
Hazel Salve is a certain cure for piles,
eczema, cuts, scalds, burns, sores and
skin diseases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are dain-
ty little pills, but they never fail to
cleanse the liver. remove distractions
and invigorate the system. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

When you have no appetite, do not
relish your food and feel dull after eat
ing, you may know hat you need a dose
Of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. N'rice, rs cents. Samples free
at A, c., IT, lands drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11

Arrangements for accom-
modations should be made
in advance, and notice of
expected arrival given.
when guests will be met at
the the railroad station and
transferred to The Alameda.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
Prompt and Pointed.

Evangelinc-My fiance is a man OF
prompt action and few words. He pro-
posed to me by telegraph and held the
message within the ten-word limit. This
is how it came: II subscribe my heart
to you for life. Paid"
Madeline-What was your answer?
Evangeline BY telegraph and as
pointed. This is it: 'I'm indebted to
You. Collect"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
Two Linguists

"The professor speaks five languages
Eyes, but his wife can say more IN
one than he car in five."-Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
How It Started.

MRS. Chatterleigh, | have traced back
to you a story that my daughter Marie
married an undertaken. What have YOU
to say in explanations
"Lor', Mrs. HIighmore. | never said
such a thing to anybody. All that l
ever said about her was that she had
married an Endeavorer, and you told
me that yourself."-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-11
The Cheerful Idiot.

They do say" said the shoe-clerk
boarder, ''that IA great number of the
chorus girls nowadays are from Chicago
(Which goes to show that getting in
the chorus is no small feat" said the
Cheerful Idiot.-Indianapolis Press.