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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
An Enjoyable Dance.

Last evening in the City Building
the membres, of the Virginia Club, the
swell social organization of the city,
gave another of the series OF the hops
to- be conducted under the auspices of
that popular organization during the
winter. There were about twenty five
couples present, and they spent most
enjoyable evening dancing to the ex-
cellent music furnished by the new
Auditorium orchestra.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
YOUNG Man Seriously III.

Leonard Doyle, a prominent young
man of the city, who has been in a
Wheeling hospital for some time suf-
fering with a severe attack of typhoid
fever and pneumonia, was reported
in very serious condition this morn
ing, and it was not expected that he
would live more than day or two.
His brothers, Arthur and William, OF
this city, are at his bedside.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
THANKSGIVING sack Gathering,

Sacks will be distributed throughout
the city by the Board of Lady Man
ayers of the Children's Home for the
annual Thanksgiving donations. This
has been the custom for number Of
years, and the donations of useful ar
ticles have always been very generous.
The customary liberal response is an
ticipated this year from all over the
city.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
sunken Boats Raised.

The towboat Fred Wilson, of the
Consolidated Company, arrived here
yesterday morning, and during the day
raised the three coal boats sunk at the
head of Tow-Head Island, about mile
above the city, which were sunk there
last spring by the w. w. O'Neil. The
boats were raised successfully and the
Wilson included them in her tow, and
then went, on down the river last even
ing
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
Reduced Rates for Thanksgiving Da,
Trims Via PennsyIynnia Lines

November %, IS, and 20. for the ac-
commodation of persons who may de-
sire to make Thanksgiving Day trips,
excursion tickets will be sold at Tick
ct Stations on the Pennsylvania Lines
to Stations on those Lines, good re-
turning until Monday, December Bird.
19.21.2S.26.2S
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
Thanksgiving Day Rates.

The Cleveland Lorain & Wheeling
Ry. will make special reduced rates
frcm all points on their line on ac-
count of Thanksgiving Day. Tickets
on sale November q, Is and 20. good
returning until December 8. For par
ticulars apply at City Ticket OfIce,
cor. Twelfth and Market street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
Hays Hair Health.

Hays Hair Health is a healthful
hair food, restoring youthful color and
beauty to gray and faded hair. Re
moves and prevents dandruff and stops
falling and breaking OF the hair. 1t is
not dye and positively will not dis
color the scalp, hands or clothing.
Try it and you will use no other. Ask
your druggist for it and do not accept
any inferior substitute.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
Thanksgiving Day Excursions ON IN .
g.

November 9th, 2Sth and 2sth the
B. & o. will sell reduced rate excursion
tickets to Pittsburg, Wheeling and in
termediate stations, and TO and from all
stations west OF the Ohio River. valid
for return passage until December Sd,
inclusive.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
read Geo. f. stifel & CO... 4ad.,

For Thanksgiving dinner. leave your
order to-day for Mince and Pumpkin
Pies. Fruit Cake, Plum Pudding. large
and small Cakes. Ice Cream and Ices,
Ziegenfelder's, Phone 491.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28

For Thanksgiving dinner, leave your
order to-day for Mince and Pumpkin
Pies, Fruit Cake, Plum Pudding, large
and small Cakes, Ice Cream and Ices,
Ziegenfelder's, Phone 491.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
wbeelin9 Ne9ister
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Second Pare.
For Sale-Geo. j. Mathison.
Third Page.

Retail Grocers' Notice to the Public.
Bargains in Building Lots-Norton 6
Co.
Visiting Cards-E. ]. Schuster Pig.
Eng. Co.
BIZ Foot Ball Game.
Plnsbury, Chess Champion.
Attention, Ladies Auxiliary, A. o. II.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28

Leave orders for turkeys, chickens,
ducks or rabbits. Orders delivered to
all parts of the city. John Dunkle &
Co., "a Eleventh street Phone 676.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28

Try Hays Hair Health and you will
use no other. 1t accomplishes its pur-
pose much better than any similar pro-
duct.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28

No Thanksgiving dinner complete
without Ice Cream, lees or Roman
Punch frcm Plate & Hane, No. 1I5-
Market street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28

Attend the Herren haffee Nisite at
Mozart Hall Thanksgiving Day. Sup
per from > to O'Clock. Also good
dancing music.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
fifth Page.
Sixth Page.

Read it To-Day-Geo, NJ. Shook & Co.
Grand Opening-The Racket.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28

without Ice Cream, Ices or Roman
Punch from Plate = Hanex No. 11S5
Market street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
Thanksgiving Day Hats-McFadden'
Eighth Page.

Grand Opening and Celebration Sale
Stone & Thomas.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28

silks at Half Price. Read sitter.
.ad.f
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-11-28
MILLINERY
GOLD MEDAL SKIRTS

GOLD MEDAL SKIRTS
Handsomely made with ten small ruff
fies of new material, "MERZERINE.'
A light weight fabric with high slustre.
Looks exactly like taffeta silk Is guar
anteed not to lose its lustre or cut.
GUARANTEED STERLING SILKS,
Black Pau De Sole, Satin Duchess, Black
Taffeta Silks. Each with the guarantee
woven in the selvedge. Bought at a
forced sale Our price is 25 per cent. less
than the actual cost.
FURS,
Scarfs. Collarettes, Capes and Muffs
Will sell them positively cheaper than any
other house in the trade. See and COM
pare.
Fur Skins, Trimmings and Fur Tails.
PURSE TOPS
In Oxydized Silver and Grey Metal.
Purse Silks, Steel and Jet Beads.
MILLINERY.
We are keeping right up with the sea-
sons productions. consequently are show
ing the newest ideas as they come out.
Lou SWABACkER.
Sharp County record., 1900-09-07

The Hon. Chas. H. Schlierhol2
Of st. Louis, who, by the way, is
an administration employe, hold.
ing the position OF timber in.
spector for Arkansas, made a
speech to rhe German voters oi
Little Rock last Saturday night
in the interest of Mr.. Kennels g
candidacy for governor, in which
he said that the farming class Of
people Of Arkansas was "unen.
terprising and lazy" Now,
Charley don't know much about
the Arkansas farmers, for two
days after he charged them with
being unenterprising and lazy
they turned out and gave the
Hon. Jeff Davis such a majority
AZ discredits the statement.
Chas. H. should apologize to the
farmers Of Arkansas, and then
keep his mouth shut until he
catches some one cutting govern.
ment timber,
Sharp County record., 1900-09-07
prominent republican of Johns
town, announces for the demo-
cratic ticket.

"The Mckinley organs are
busy constructing a cabineta for
Mr.. Bryan" says the Omaha
World Herald. "No one knows
exactly why Mr.. Bryan would
call into his cabinet, but every.
one knows he kind of cabinet he
would not have.
"He would not have a secretary
of stats who would lick the boots
of royalty.
"He would not have a secre-
tary of the treasury who would
give to a 'coterie of national
bankers control of the public
finances and free use of the public
moneys.
"He would not have an attCr-
ney-general who was owned by
the trusts.
"He would not have a secre-
tary of the interior dominated by
land-grabbing corporations.
"He would not have post.
master general who would con-
ceal frauds like those perpetrated
by Rathbone and Nicely.
"He would not have a secre-
tary of the navy controlled by
the Armor Plate Trust.
"He would not have a secretary
of war controlled by the Beef
Trust"
Sharp County record., 1900-09-07
THE DIFFERENCE,

Washington, August 16.-The
Democratic Congressional Com.
mittee gives out the following:
Here are a few of the reasons
VIII the "plain people" ere not
in led to meekly accept the in.
spired statements of the trust
organs and speakers showing
what natural, necessary and
beneficent institution the trust is:
1t requires 80 per cent more
wheat to Duy a stove than it did
in 1895.
1t requires 20 bushels more
corn to buy a wagon than it did
in 1896.
1t requires 100 per cent more
corn or wheat to buy a copper
kettle than in 1896.
1t requires twice as much corn
to buy a coil of rope as in 1896. -
1t requires 40 per cent more
grain to buy a plow than in 1896.
1t requires rs per cent more
grain to buy a hoe, a rake or a
shovel than in 1895.
A set of common wheels that
cost 81 in 1896 now cost S12.
The price of cultivators and
other farm implements has gone
up proportionately.
Galvanized barbed wire costs
from 81 to $3.50 more than in
1896.
1t requires 40 per cent more
corn or cotton to buy pound OF
sugar than in 1895.
You have to pay 40 per cent
more for glass than in 1895.
Freight rates have climbed
back to the exorbitant price.
which caused a popular revolt ir
legislation few years ago.
The prices of oil, coal, lumber
tools and hardware have gone uI
from 40 to 100 per cent.
And all these things have been
done by tho trasts. q =
A trust robs you walking o.
sleeping, eating or drinking
working or playing, living or dy'
ing, and the coffin trust gets 20,
in the end.
Sharp County record., 1900-09-07
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NEW CONVERTS.

During the past few months
many prominent republicans. who
are not satisfied with the McKin.
ley administration, have declared
for Bryan for president. Here
are a few of them:
Samuel A. Kingman, Of To.
peka, Kansas, for ten years chief
justice Of the supreme court Of
Kansas, a lifelong Republican
and a pioneer Of the state, an.
nounces his determination to
support Bryan and the entire
democratic ticket.
A. A. Lord, a leading Repub.
lican of Binghampton, N. Y,
prominent in G. A. r. circles, is
another convert to Democracy.
Augustus Whiting Of Denver,
Coo, a gold democrat says:
"For one, I would rather have
free silver with all its real and
imaginary evils than to see the
triumph Of the imperialistic policy
OF Mckinley, Hanna & Co."
Hon. c. L. Goodwin OF Durlo,
Pa, leaves Mckinley to come to
Bryan on the issue Of imperial
ism.
W. H. Johnson, professor Of
Latin at Denison University,
Granville, Ohio, an ardent sup.
porter Of Mckinley in 1906, takes
a strong stand against imperial
I,ism and announces for Bry&n.
Hon, Samuel D. Holiday, oi
Ithaca, N. Y, former member Of
the assembly and the most prom
inent gold democrat in this Sec
ton Of New York, publicly an
nounces his intention to support
Bryan and Stevenson.
Hon. George King Of Johns.
town, Pa, one OF the founders OF
The republican party, who is now
90 years old, announces that he
will support the democratic ticket
fer the first time In life.
George oldeneier, another
Sharp County record., 1900-09-07
WHAT PlNGREE THINKS.

Ex. Governor Pingree of Michi.
gan, one of the best known re.
publicans in the country, thinks
there is something rotten in Dem
mark. Hear him:
"There should be a general
cleaning out Of the gang that has
betrayed the Republic at Wash
ington.
ia ah asnsopAblican, but I hon
estly believe that, with the Ohio
crowd in control, the best thing
that could happen the Republican
party this fall would be the sue.
cess of the Democrats.
81 have always contended that
McKinley's backbone did not
reach far enough toward his neck
to support his brain or will power.
"How long will the American
people tolerate a state of affairs
like that in the Philippines and
China? How long will they suf.
fer to be controlled by such ene-
mics Of the Republic as HANNAH"
Sharp County record., 1900-09-07
NOTICE!

Notice is hereby given that
there will be a public examination
Of teachers at Evening Shade, on
the Goth and 2lst, and at Hardy
on the Oath and 25th days Of Sep
yember, 1900, to ascertain the
professional qualifications Of all
persons desiring TO teach in the
public schools Of Sharp county,
John A. Watkins,
August 20, 1900. Co. Ex.
Sharp County record., 1900-09-07

W. D. Cochran's stock Of spring
and summer dress goods Is COM
plete, and prices very satisfac-
tory,
Sharp County record., 1900-09-07

WANTED "A case Of bad health that R'IpA'N's viii
no! benefit They bansh pain and proong ia One pj,ss
accept no tubsIliue. Rl,pA'N'S, 10 fots cents, mas
chad a, any drug store. Ten sample, and one thousand
Testimonials will be mailed to any Addres ior Ave e,pla
Street, New York. ''''
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
A 81, ooo, GOO BEDROOM.
Gorgeous sleeping A Apartment OF Lud
vi3 II. the Mad King.

Gorgeous Sleeping Apartment o3 Lud-
wiR II. the Mad King.
Half way between Munich and Salz-
burg is the third castle-Herrenchiem
see-built by Ludwig H." writes Pro
lessor J. Il Gore in the July Ladies'
Home Journal This great structure
Is incomplete fortunately for already
overtaxed Bavaria, for no one could
surmlse what Its cost would have been.
One room alone-the renowned bed
chamber-could not be duplicated for
less than million dollars
1.-THE vaulted ceiling Is one great al.
lcgorlcal painting, the rounded cornlce
is covered with a seorp OF richly
framed mural paintings. the walls are
panels OF hammered gold Of intricate
designs, and oven the floor is OF mar
velous pattern The only suggestion Of
the purpose Of this wonderful room is
the sixty thousand dollar bed with Its
canopy more magnificent than any that
covers a regal throne.
"In the gorgeous dining room he had
erected a disappearing table which
dropped through the floor when q
course was finished. and in its place
came up another, set and served He
desired this 80 that servants would be
unnecessary IN the room and the most
secret state matters could be discussed
in safety.
.Aiany people sought in vain % see
the famous room at Herrenchiemsee.
Once an actress pleased Ludwig so
much by he1 recitation that she
thought It an opportune moment to re
quest permission to see his most poetic
bedchamber.' She was coolly dismissed
for her effrontery, and tho servants
were ordered to fumigate the room In
which abe had been received
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
WON In spite of HI. Lawyer.

A well known attorney is telling a
good story on himself. He had been
retained to defend a counterfeiter and
advised him to plead guilty. His client
did so. md as there was In the mind OF
the court fixed idea that II n prisoner
pleads guilty he does so because he
has no attorney the Judge asked him
why he made that plea.
because my lawyer told me to-"
"Did he give you any reason for itT'
eyes. lie told me would have no
show before this Judge"
The court dared up and ordered a
plea of not guilty to be entered. and
the counterfeiter was acquitued.-Phil.
adelphia Call
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

Several years ago the inmates of 8
small, respectable dwelling house In
Philadelphia discovered upon the white
washed wall of one Of the rooms the
likeness of human face, which faded
and returned again. The neighbors
came in to view the wonder. Other
faces appeared and vanished. Crowds
thronged the house and street, and &C.
counts of the mystery were printed In
the daily papers.
1t was to no purpose that scientific
men insisted that the figures were
caused by moldy growths which came
and went with the dampness and that
the likeness to the human face was
Imaginary. The house was pronounced
by the public 70 BE- haunted. and the
owner was unable to ind tenant for
It for years.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
PAID WITH A sNus.
q Case Of Badly misplaced civiIity
by the Younger Woman.

by the Younger woman.
II anything rolls woman, It Is to
have some younger woman get up and
pfrer her seat In street car. This
misplaced civillty infers that the elder
woman is to be considered on account
Of her age, when. in fact, there is little
difference In years between the two.
1 witnessed droll bit OF comedy the
other day in Brookline electric that
makes me smile every time ! think OF
It. The car was full, with several pas
sengers standing. when In bounced .
stout, well preserved person. with
white hair beautifully pompadoured.
She was dressed in deep mourning. but
q bunch Of violets in the front OF the
coat gave a touch of mitigation" to
her grief. which was quite borne out
by merriment lurking In her mouth
and eyes. The lady grasped strap
and looked out OF the window. Then
suddenly young person sitting near.
observing perhaps that no man in the
car intended to offer his seat, rose and
leaning forward touched the other on
the arm, saying:
won't you have my se0tT'
.Are you going to get QUIT" asked
the standee
"No. ma'am.. replied this tactiess
creature, "but you are older than l.
and"- but the sentence was never I'm
ished. II glance could slay. that
young person would have fallen ON the
floor dead
.Thank you When I am too old to
stand up, I shall not enter public
conveyance
That was oil The Junior woman
skunk back into the seat. and some Of
the passengers Uttered. = Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
Bids Wanted.

81
Sealed bids properly signed, address.
ed to Will Thompson, Chairman OF
the Street Committee, will perceived
by the City Council of the City OF
IClarksburg, w. Va, until p. M,
Monday, May 21st, 1900, for the con-
struction of about
5000 Lineal Feet Of Sewer.
1900 Lineal Feet OF Curling.
5000 50. yds of Street Paving.
Plans and Specifications can be seen
at the Office Of the consulting engin-
eer, 10 Masonic Temple, Wheeling,
w. Va, or at the City Engineers
office In Clarksburg, w. Va, on or
before Friday, May 18th, 1900.
Each bid must be accompanied by a
certified check for $4,000.
The city reserves the right to reject
WILL THOMSON,
w. S. SIRRs,
WIN. WILKINSON,
Committee.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
He.en4an a waterworhs Dnxfnee,

HeEekHah O W0feFTorks Em6HneeH'
Hezekiah. king OF judah. who reign
ed in the years TIT to esa B. O., was a
pioneer in constructing system OF
waterworks, bringing water into the
city of Jerusalem. In the holy book
we read: "He made the pool and con-
duit and brought the water into the
city, stopping the upper part OF Gihon'
and brought 1t straight down TO the
west side OF the city Of David. And
Hezekiah prospered 10 all his works"
From the pools Of Solomon" near
bethlehem. water was conveyed to
Jerusalem, n distance Of six or seven
miles, through q conduit of earthen
pipe about ten inches in diameter. The
pipe was incased within two stones,
hcwn out to fit 1t, then covered over
with rough stones cemented together.
Even in those days boil the water
was well known injuncton.-Senttle
Post IntellIsencer.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

McLubberty = Ovid Uncle Moike
Duffy is out ov bis moind intoirelyl
Mrs Neutrality-suspicious. makes yez
say thotf
MISUNDERSTANDING. he's been Attn
er maxim his will an lavin iveryting
he's ogt in dhe worruld TO his heirs,
not kapin back for himsilf as much as q
quarters wort av anything. T'ink az
ut, Tavin himeilt pinniless at bis age.
in case he should dole i-Harper's Bazaar.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
Very Few People

Can afford to buy cheap groceries.
Consuming such goods sh is ,f o on
health. That form OF slow suicide is a
folly to be avoided. Our groceries are
high quality and reasonable in price.
we can sell close because we sell large
ly. Our customers get their innings
from our activity. We are never
headed In the race. For neatness and
good goods go to
BROOKS Cash STORE,
2l0 Main ST., 6larksburg, VIVA
For a complete assortment of Spald.
ing, sporting and athletic goods, so to
Nusbaum's Book Store. 24-3t
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
YOU WILL FIND

perfect harmony between our pianos
and the prices asked for them. Every
instrument is a genuine construction,
no inferior materials having been
employed in its manufacture. These
pianos lack none of the Improvements
devised by inventors. Its tones sound
its own praises with charming per
suasiveness. To get what we offer in
piano is an opportunity obtainable
only at our warerooms.
THOMPSON Music Co.,
Clarksburg, w. Va.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
rommy,s Triumph.

"Mamma, what would you do II that
big vase in the parlor should get
broken?" sald Tommy.
at should spank whoever did it, said
Mrs. Banks, gazing severely at her
little son.
well. then, you'd bctt begin to get
up your MUSCLE" said Tommy Glee-
fully. "coz papa's broken lt'-HarperS
Bazar.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

"Now. how do you stand on this
question 2" asked the man who had In
dulged in long dissertation
Exactly as / stood years ago, when
II first came up" answered Senator
Sorghum. "It's been so long that for
yet just exactly how stood, but !
haven't changed my mind q bit sir ;
not u bit Wilmington Star.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
An Epidemic of Whoopinv
Cough.

Last winter during an epidemic of
whooping cough my children contract
cd the disease, having severe cough
ing spells. We had used Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy very successfully
for Group and naturally turned 70 It
nj that time and found 1t relieved the
cough and effected complete cure. =,
John f. Clifford, Proprietor Norwood
House, Norwood, n. y. This remedy
is for sale by Cunningham Brus. y
Co., druggists. 2S'lm.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

Some of the cod lines used in the fish,
Ing industry measure 1000 fathoms
long, or about eight ordinary miles.
having 4, $50 hooks. the whole coating.
In soue cases, $500 or $500.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

A Chicago woman had her husband
and her pug dog cremated aud the
ashes placed In the same urn. and the
esteemed editor Of the Lost Creek
Lyre regards the transaction as "a dog
gone burning shame."-Denver Post
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

Mrs Gofrequent-How old do yoa
take Mr.. Mxwell to bet
Mrs. Nexdore-From his general be-
havior should estimate his age 70 Dc
about 100 When woman locks at
him now, he doesn t think she's in love
with him.-Chicago Tribune
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

The laws Of Mexico provide that q
,dormon who wishes to take second
syifemust present certificate signed BY
his first helpmate to the effect that she
is willing, and he must also have tho
express consent OF the second wife and
hsr parents.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

81 had stomach troubles twenty
years and gave up hope Of being cured
till began to use kodol dyspepsia
cure. 1t has done me SO much COCO 4
call 1t the savior of my life" writes
w. R. Wilkinson, Albany, Tenn. II
digests what you eat. +. 6. Bland. u
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

what is your idea of statesman"
HIM; well, statesman is poll
tician who gets what he wants with
out letting his own party know how
he rot it."-1ndianapolis Journal
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18

"DeWltts Little Early Risers are
the finest pills ever used. "-D.J. Moore
Milbrook, Ala. They quickly cure all
liver and bowel troubles. Frank G.
Bland. p
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-18
Eroneratlpr EIimsolf.

look here, old chappie, just intro
duce me to your pretty cousin"
"All right, III do SO; but, mark, II
ever you marry her, don't lay the blame
on me."-Tit- Bits.