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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
THE BEST REMEDY FOR RHEUMA-
TISM.
Quick Relief from Pain.

Quick Relief from Pain.
All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm
for rheumatism are delighted with the
quick relief from pain which it affords.
When speaking Of this, Mr.. D. N. Sinks,
Of Troy, Ohio, says: "Some time ago I
had a severe attack of rheumatism in
my arm and shoulder. I tried numerous
remedies, but got no relief until I was
recommended by Messrs. Geo. F. Par
sons & Co., druggists Of this place, to
try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They
recommended it SO highly that I bought
4 bottle. I was soon relieved Of all pain.
[ have since recommended this IMMINENT
to many of my friends, who agree with
me that it is the best remedy for muscu-
lar rheumatism in the market" For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

w. W. Mayhem, Merton, Wis, says,
II consider One Minute Cough Cure q
most wonderful medicine, quick and
safe" It Is the only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. It cures
coughs, colds, Group. bronchitis, grippe,
whooping cough, pneumonia and all
throat and lung diseases. It's early use
prevents consumption. Children always
like It, and mothers indorse It. Ireland's
Pharmacy. 4.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
WORKING NIGHT AMI DAY

WORKING NIGHT AND DAY
The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made Is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Every pill Is a sugar-coated
globule of health, that changes weak
ness into strength, listlessness into en-
ergy. brain-fag into mental power.
They're wonderful in building up the
health. Only Csc per box. Sold by
Fischer & Co.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

"Then," and her eyes sought the last
embers Of the oak block, ''you are not
kind as o husband should be. You
n-never give me any Jewels"
"Jewelsl" and his basso voice seemed
to come from his heart. "You ask for
Jewels? Any one with diamond eyes,
ruby lips and teeth Of pearl ask for Jew
els? Why, the rarest gold could buy
would only be s~uperiuous."
Then for the first time In days she
kissed him.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
Possible Complication.

Assistant lin office Of Topeka Capital
There is a man outside who demands
chat we send him the paper this week
Ior nothing.
Editor Sheldon-Some irresponsible
is he not?
Assistant guess so. He keeps quot.
'ng from the sermon on the mount
Give to him that asketh thee"
Editor Sheldon latter a moments
truggle)- Let him have it.-Chicago
tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

Zinc wall paper is the latest oddly.
The zinc Ia attached to the wall by q
cement invented for the purpose, and
is made.to initiate marble. The surface
s enameled 80 as to render it perma-
nent or washable. It is claimed for this
new departure in decorative material
that, while it is as permanent as tiles
or marble, it is much cheaper, and can
be as easily put on as ordinary wall
nonar.-- Cincinnati Enuuirer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

"Can you tell me, professor" asked
drigsby, what an %'extempore pianist
is? I see that the performances of such
a pianist are advertised"
Certainly" said the professor; lex,
out of; tempo, time; an extempofe plan
ist is one that plays out OF time
rit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
A Mean Trick.

Stage Manager.-By Jove, there's a
nice thing happening OIL the stage.
Proprietor-Eh? What's up?
The hero and the william are doing
their duel act and the latter won't die
until you signal him that he'll get his
arrears of salary at the end of the piece.
Tit Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
Personally
Conducted
Excursions
To The East.
Via the Santa Fee Route.

Via the Santa Fe Route.
Three times a week from Santa Fe
In improved wide-vestibuled
Pullman tourist sleeping cars.
Better than ever before, at lowest
possible rates.
Experienced excursion conductors,
Also daily service between Santa Re
and Kansas City and Chicago.
Correspondence solicited.
H. s. LUTZ, Agent,
THE ATCHIsON, TOPEKA q SANTA FE RY,
SANTA FE, N. NJ.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

Not being able to think of anything
better, the dear creature asked:
Do you think there is anything In q
name, Mr.. Crouchman?
Well, he returned, you know yourself,
now, that you'd rather be called Cecil
Rhodes than Dusty Rhodes, wouldn't
you?-Indianapolis Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
Let it Go In.

Police Reporter-Here is a story about
burglars breaking into a boarding house.
Editor Sheldon-We don't want tales
of crimes.
And among other things they stole a
fine cornet belonging to one of the
boarders.
Eth? Er-let it 60 in.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

mo family can afford to be without
One Minute Cough Cure. 1t will stop a
cough and cure a cold quicker than any
other medicine" writes G. w. Williams,
Sterling Run, Pa. 1t cures Group, bron-
chitis and all throat and lung troubles
and prevents consumption. Pleasant
and harmless. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
Solved tha Problem.

He approached a policeman neal the
big Masonic hall.
: Do you see this string around my fin
ger?
Yes, sir.
Is it a shoe lace or a corset string?
Looks like q black corset lace, sir.
Then it's a corset she wants me to get
her. She tied it around my finger this
morning and told mi to either bring her
home a pair of shoes ora corset, l can't
remember which. But now you have
solved the question and If had a cigar
But the policeman was gone.-Chi-
cago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
Getting Even.

The Tailor-You said you wouldsettle
that bill at the expiration of a month,
and here over six weeks have passed.
The Customer-Yes, and If you think,
you will remember you told me you
would have the suit done In q week. 1t
took you hree.-Indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
Sad Oversight,

There was a young man who wrote
dramas
Who went to explore the Bahamas,
But turned in his track,
And came hastily back:
He'd forgotten to take his pajamas.
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

H. Clark, Chauncey, Ga, says De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve cured him Of
piles that had afflicted him for twenty
years. It is also a speedy cure for skin
diseases. Beware Of dangerous coun-
feits. Ireland's Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
Trade Outlook.

The emissary of the powerful paint
trust came forward with the theatrical
paper.
Indications show, read the emissary,
that the year will be successful for vau-
deyille troops.
Things are coming our way. chuckled
the chief.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

II think DeWitt's Little Early Risers
are the best pills in the world" says w.
E. Lake, Happy Creek, Va. They re-
move all distractions of the liver and
bowels, act quickly and grippe.
[reland'S Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
They're the Same,

Stern Father-What an unearthly
hour that young fellow stops till every
night. Doris. What does your mother
say about it?
Daughter-She says men haven't alter.
I'd a bit, pa.-Punch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

Cleanse the liver, purify the blood, in
vigorate the body by using DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. These famous little
pills always act promptly. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
Pas Explanation.

Spa" said little Willie, looking up
from his lesson, whats a linear foot?''
"Why-er-it's just like the eyes you
inherit from your mother. A linear
foot is a foot inherited by a linear de-
scendant. See?"-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
In

"Dear me, I'm getting quite too good
natured."
"What have you done now?.'
"Loaned George enough money to
pay me my alimony for the past three
MISUNDERSTANDING Plain Dealer,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
A Give AWAY.

Tam sorry you're to leave, Bridget.
said the housemaid to the cook.
But Dim not to lave, replied Bridget,
Who tould yez | was?
The MiSsis.--Harper's BaZar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
Hold Il In His Own Name.

Crimsonbeak-Who was the first man
mentioned in the Bible to have real es-
tate in his own name?
Yeast-I'm sure l don't know.
why, Lot."-Yonkers Statesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

Many new and elegant designs for in
vitations to commencement exercises at
the New Mexican office. Ask to see
samples.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
What Did She IEsan7

Old Gotrox-That new black
dress ia very becoming to you, my dear.
Young Wife-Oh, yes; l knew black
ives becoming to me before we were
married.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
DYSPEPSIA CAN BE CURED BY USING
ACKER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief Or money re-
Is cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
Evidently Holding Hands.

SIS that young man in the parlor
with Maud still?' asked her father sud
denly looking up from his paper.
Every STILL" replied her mother, --
Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

Invitations and programs for COM
mencement exercises at the New Mex
lean Printing Company's office. Sam
Piles upon application.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
A Chase For His Money.

Tailor Have you seen Skipper lately?
Friend-Oh, yes. | see him most
every day. Why?
Tailor-The scoundrel! It's nearly a
year ago since he came in here and
ordered two suits of clothes at so much
per suit.
Friend-I see! And it's been a mat
ter of pursuit on your part ever since
Richmond Dispatch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND pERmA

nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep.
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
For sale al Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
THE z G T
Pecos Valley 3 Northeastern Ry.
pecos 3 Northern Texas Ry.
pocos River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, in the way of rates
time and shipping co%nveniences. Goo
water and shipping pens at all principa
points.
Excellent pasturage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line.
Full particulars promptly furnished
upon application to-
E. W. MARrINpEI.., D. H. NICHOLS,
Actg. G. f. & p. A. General Mgr.
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

LAND.
II consider Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy the best in the world for bron-
chitis," says MI. William Savory, of
Warrington, England. at has saved
wife's life, she having been a mar
tyr to bronchitis for over six years, be-
ing most of the time confined to her
bed. She is now quite WE'LL" Sold by A.
G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

There is no opium, CT
or other narcotic in
"Favorite Prescrip-
tion." Neither does
it contain alcohol,
whisky or other intox-
icant.
~ was so weak 1 did not
have breath to walk across
my ROOM" writes Miss
Isibell Miller, of New
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

closely watch the health of the organs
peculiarly w~omanly. For the general
health will be disturbed just in proper
ton as the local health of the delicate,
womanly organs is disordered. With
Irregularities there will come pains in the
head, the back or side, nausea and gen.
eral misery. The happiness of the future
life of the wife and mother may be en-
tirely ruined by neglect of the health at
this critical period.
Women confined in offices, shut out
from necessary exercise will find a faith
full friend in DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription. It so regulates the womanly
functions and so strengthens the delicate
organs that pain from these causes will
be absolutely done away with and future
hea1th be nerfect1x assured
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10
Obvious Nsoessiry.

ooh, John, baby is trying to swallow
a cork!'
IA cork, Maria? Stop 'er!'-Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-10

Otto Korb, Grand Chancellor, K. p,
Boonville. Ind, says. "DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve soothes the most delicate
skin and heals the most stubborn ulcer
with certain and good results Cures
piles and skin diseases. Don't buy an
imitation. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-05-11
AWFUL sumerinEinI India.

The report that cholera is strengthening
its deadly hold on famine stricken India
brings the pitiful condition Of that country
more than ever 10 public view. About % %
500, 600 persons, for this is the population
Of the districts affected are suffering
amid pestilence and misery that show no
signs Of abating. Hundreds OF thousands
of pounds in good British gold, German
marks and American corn have been
thrown into the country. but judging from
the latest advices all this charity is merely
a drop in the ocean. The famine and its
attendant complications appear to exceed
in virulence any two previous visitations.
The viceroy, Lord Curzon, and the gov
eminent are making ceAseless exertions
to meet the terrible emergency, but the
stupendous difficulties confronting them
prevent the present supplying Of relief to
more than five millions. In the mesn.
time, the native states are dotted with
heaps Of dead and dying, and the road,
are crowded with CHASTITY bands, seeking
to escape from the stricken territories
who, for lack of food and water. mostly
succumb in the attempt. One Of the mos
hopeless features of the whole affair il
contained in the statement of a specia
correspondent at Simla who writes:
Ten times the total relief could be laiC
out in a single district without fully reliev
ing its distress. All we hope for is success
sion Of good years to put the people OIL
their legs again.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-05-11
Dol. for Governor Of Hawaii.

The President sent to the Senate Satur.
day the nomination of Sanford B. Dole OF
Hawaii to be governor of Hawaii. Mr..
Dole was leader in the reform movement
which eliminated in the revolution of 1887
and as u member of the executive com
mittee of the Hawaiian league restrained
much of the harsh action advocated by
some Of its members. Mr. Dole was presi
dent Of the provisional government which
administered affairs in Hawaii before an
neXation was accomplished. Mr.. Dole wa:
born in Hawaii in 1874 Of American par
euts, his father and mother being mission
aries. He was a student in Williams col
lege, studied law in Boston, and was adj
mitted to practice in that city. On return
ing TO Hawaii he practiced law until 1887
when be was appointed to the suprem,
bench, He had previously served in tn,
Hawaiian Legislature
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-05-11
shot by n Minister.

Rev w. +. johnson, pastor of the
Baptist church at Bamberg, S. c., shot and
almost instantly killed Friday w. 7. Bel
lnger, stenographer of the Charleston
judicial district. Trouble between the two
began Thursday over the painting of a
line fence between the premises of John L.
Bellinger, father of the dead man, and the
Baptist parsonage at Bamberg at which
time, it is said, hot words were passed and
pistol was drawn by Bellinger Friday
morning as young Belinger was returning
from the post-otlice to his fathers house he
met Rev. Mr.. Johnson, armed with a
double barreled shotgun. A few words
were passed and few shots were ex-
changed and young Bellinger lay dying
ON the ground with smoking pistol in his
right hand. johnson walked quietly into
his house, unhurt, and remained there
until l o'clock, when he went TO the jail
and surrendered to Sheriff Hunter.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-05-11
Plans for Immense system of Tunnels
at New York.

Behind the purchase of the Long Island
railroad by the Pennsylvania Railroad com
pany says the New York Herald there is,
it is believed, stupendous plan for the de
velopment Of terminal facilities that in
cludes the construction of tunnels connect
ing not only this city with Long Island,
but with Jersey City, and perhaps a tunnel
connecting the Grand Central station with
the Long Island railroad syste II. The Penn
sylvania Railroad company's desire is to
connect its own terminal in Jersey City
with the New York Central and Hudson
River railroad system, and the Long
Island railroad system with that Of the
Pennsylvania, by means of line of deep
tunnel routes
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-05-11

The McMahan house on Walloomsac
avenue in Bennington Centre was burned
early Sunday morning. The house was
valued at $4,000.
Judge Rodney Whittemore, so, who died
Saturday at st. Adams, had been county
commissioner and assistant judge of the
county court. He was a pronounced Pro-
hibtionist and was the candidate Of the
party for governor in 1894 and 1896 and
also candidate for Congress.
Lee keenan,, 80, in the employ of S. ).
Griswold, was killed Saturday at Grand
Isle while loading logs from a skid to a
wagon for the Rutland railroad contrac-
tors. His team, after standing some time,
started for home, and when search was
made for the young man he was found lying
under log, with life extinct.
George Bixby, the states principal wit
ness for the trial of Curtis Pooler of West
ford for the murder of Aleck Devno, has
left the country for the West and is out of
the reach of a subpoena. Pooler has been
i'll with tonsilitis in the Burlington Jail and
since Bixby has left says that Bixby loaned
him $40 and told him TO get the team to
get away after the murder.
| Mrs. Ambrose Grow of Bristol attempted
suicide Sunday by taking a dose of car
| bolic acid She had been i'll with the grir
and for several days had not been left
alone. While the nurse was out of the
room Mrs. Grow procured a bottle of car.
bolic acid and swallowed portion Of the
contents. Physicians were Immediately
summoned. Insanity was the undoubted
cause of the act. She may recover.
Mrs. Mary Wells Burdck and her daugh
ter, Mrs. Lucretia Clarke of Factoryville,
near Chester, celebrated their birthday an
niversaries last week. Mrs. Burdick is Qt
and her daughter &c. The aged couple liv,
alone Mrs Burdicks father was a Revo
lutionary soldier and fought at the battle
of Bunker Hill. Mrs. Burdick has reaC
the Bible through nine times and is now
nearly half through it again. She can reaC
without glasses and has done so ever since
her second sight came TO her at the az,
Of IS.
| Roy Oaks, young man employed in tn,
| Hickok mills, Burlington, had a narrow es
cape from a fatal accident recently. II,
was alone in his room when people in othe
parts of the house were terrified 20 hea
the report of gun. closely followed by
loud cries for help. They found him sit
ting upon the edge Of the bed. Beside hin
lay a smoking revolver. lie made no eff
fort to speak, but motioned to his head
Medical aid was summoned, and it wa
found that the young man had sho. himsel
through the upper forehead, but that tn
bullet did not penetrate the skull He vii
be confined to the house for some days.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-05-11
$1,000, 900 Fire Los. at New YORK.

A fire that started at the river end of the
Mallory line steamship pier in New York,
at the foot Of Maiden Lane and the East
river, early SUNDAY morning, completely
destroyed the pier and its valuable con-
tents The loss is estimated at 81, 600, 900.
Several harges moored near the pier were
destroyed and many rescues Of their cap
taius and Of the members OF the families
on board were made Only one life was
lost The nine months-od daughter Of
Capt. Charles Loehs of the barge Sher-
wood was drowned. The captain jumped
into the water with his wife and child. He
could not support both, and released his
hold on the child, He managed to keep his
wife ahoat until ropes were thrown TO
them. The Mallory line pier was geo feet
long and 50 feet wide. The nier shed was
filled with valuable freight Of a miscellaue-
Gus character, bat mostly Gotten. On the
north side Of the pier were moored num-
Der Of coal aud cotton barGes, while on the
south side was the steamer San Marcos and
a number Of bsrges.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-05-11

The biggest oil we'll struck in the Penn
sylvania fields since May, 1882, when the
great Cherry Grove gusher in Warren
county knocked the bottom out of the oil
market, has Just been located at Gaines,
on Pine Greek. Tioga county.
This geyser is spouting 2000 or more bar
rels Of oil every "a hours. The oil is the
finest ever seen in this country, and fetches
"A premium of IA cents a barrel. The well
is further east than any other in the Penn
sylvania oil regions, and disproves the
theory maintained for 30 years by geolo-
gists and oil prospectors that no big subter-
raneau oil reservoir was at all likely TO be
found east Of the water shed of the Allie
ghany mountains.
This discovery made group of country
storekeepers and small farmers rich in
trice. Men whose total worldly posses
sons were worth perhaps $500 have been
offered Sl95, 900 for their rights in this
gusher.
A tiny rural settlement has jumped from
population of 1850 to 500 in az hours, and
now has all the aspects of western boom
town. Wealthy oil spectators, scientists,
geological experts, gamblers, fakirs and
farmers have focked there by the score
The solitary hotel, which is patronized
usually by trout fishers and well to dc
hunters in season, is iammed with motley
throng
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-05-11
Another Jesse Psmsroy.

John Garrabrant, 10, was arrested Sun
day at West Nyack, y. V, for killing
Henry Hayes, l6, with a sling shot in Jer-
sey City Saturday. He made full con
fession, saying he killed young Hayes be-
cause the latter had told lie about him to
get him out Of a job. The murder was partic-
ularly atrocious. The boys had been chums
Young Hayes had received his week
wages, amounting 10 So. Garrabrant in
his confession said that he killed the boy &c
get the money, so that he might take il
home TO his family, he himself having been
discharged from work some time before.