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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1900-04-05
PLANT OF THE FAT MAN.
He Declares That All Other Fat Men Ar
FOOLISH, and Wonders Why.

He Declares That All Other Fat Men Arc
FOOLISH, and Wonders Why.
s'Of all the foolish fools in the
world,' remarked the one known as
the proctor as he joiaed group OF
court ben hers in tle county court
house, 'sthe tat man is the biggest
fool on record. Of all kinds Of fools
the fat man is the most foolish F."
tStrange to hear you abuse Fat
men, said the solicitor as he looked
o;er the proctor's shorF, stout figure.
'you must weish so nething like 220
pounds r"
"Make it 24O,'' exclaimed the proc
tor, "but remember I am stout, not
fat. There is marked difference Ee-
tween staut mar with good healthy
muscles and fat man. A fat man, q
creature with soft, tiabbyy mu c;es, al
WAYS has a fat, soft brain. And it
seems to me that all large mer are lat
with unusually fat brains"
"You are the soc exception, 1 sup
pose" broke in the so;ieitor with q
sneer on his clean shayen face.
81 think I arr, :" calmly resumed the
proctor. ssI have made study OF
fat men and their foolish actions, .
"0ire us the benefit Of your obser.
rations OF the fat man." sugge ,ted one
of the benchers.
"We!l," said the proctor, as he
I pulled his chair, cl ser to the steam
ter in the courtroom wheEa
- D|1IpeaAe aiken REFUGE, :. sseoFnId Flltis
q many Lon tell you
how foolish the ave!aEe fats nan IS. I
will merely give you afew illustrate ,ns
=: the foolish workings ofa fat mans
fat brain. The next time you are in
an elevated road car, street car, or
any other kind Of car Just size mp
the passengers. You will find that all
the fat men are seated together,
shoulder overlapping shoulder.
crew led and nc1mfortible, while all
the narrow. shouldered men are seated
in another part OF the car with seve-
raj inches between their t.odles. Now
why is it that the fat men all get to-
gether in a banch?"
eve give it up" exclaimed several
Of the ben hers.
"Of course you do," growled the
proctor. ''Your brains are not fat and
fabby like those o. the fat men.
"Whenelec enter car" cont!n-
ued the proctor, II always pick out o
small, narrow man or, woman. take
a scat beside him or her, aud if there
is vacant place on the other si:le OF
m e and 81 other uaoccupied seats in the
ca, or few vacant pla es a!ongsl lie
of thin mel, I ?eel certain that tue
first fat man who comes into the car
,, will settle his 3O0-pouud body ne t to
me and that we will be uncom o:table
all the rest OF the trip. It's the same
thing in the theatre and at the cuick
,, lunch counters where men sit on high
stools. The foolish fat men all sit TO-
getner with thsir shoulders so tightly
:, pressed together that when one moves
the whole line of fat shakes like SC
much jelly. I tell you that the fat
fool is the most foolish on earth. The
i! Legislature should p .ss some laws to
punish fat men who uake others SC
uncomfortable. T tell you fat men
. are"
) The proctor stopped suddenly fol-
the enchers had all made their escape
New York Sun.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1900-04-05

In Hungary they fish in the winte
as we'll as in the summer. The fisher
man cuts holes in the ice, puts up
little frames, to which his fish lines
are fastened, builds haystaek in the
centre to sit upon, and waits for the
fish to catch themselves, when e little
bell that is fixed on each frame rings
4 shellfsh of the Mediterranean has
the power of spinning a viscid silk.
which, in Sicily, is made into very
handsome fabric. The silk is spun
by the shellfsh for the purpose OF
attaching itself to the rocks. This
material is gathered at low tide:
washed in soap and water, dried,
straightened. and carded
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1900-04-05

In Prague there exists goose
'bourse," where yearly 5000, 0JO
geese change hands. It's most active
time lasts from the middle of Septem-
ber till the first days of November:
During this time immense focks Of
geese are driven into the suburbs,
especially from the districts lying on
the left bank of the Weischer. As the
geese are driven in from long dis
tances they are 'sshod;" that is to say,
walked repeatedly over patches of tar
mixed with fine sand. This forms a
hard cru,t on the feet of the geese,
and they are able to cover immense
distances without fatigue.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-08-05
Gutlauicn poer qcifphlen.

Sine fatanienbraunt tStute (Oart ban, mitteIz
prpB ats S6Hitnarbtn al ben Sointerbentn uno
Rno6sln 8cibe gelobnuno fir Den g9iaOtrbrnqer
Ctto 5iyiAmduH, fSb'ls8Oa0. (2l0
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-08-05
3 erl u Itlifte.

Bu56tngton, .. g., 4. 2lug.-
Die lebte 9srluItlifte beg Generais
Mc4rt6ur bon Wanila, 4. Qugy it,
tpie Folgt:
@et6Otet = 26. 5uli, soriopa, 2uz
3on, Gompa9nie 5, 30. Snfanteriez
Rsgime :; Gais .. 9inbreO. G6as.
5. ariger; II. Suli, SrOmtuieta,
M;noanuo, Comp. $, 40. SnIanteriez
5egimsnt Sergeant Sra q. 'Stanlep.
8erpunbst = NSergeant QarrD 9f.
Gmuert; 2opa5, 2spte, Comp. 5, %.
SnFanterie, Sergeant 8ott.ieb ,.
Sdleping, lei4t; 5ranf 5. &noFo1ta,
iei4t; 80. SUM, PaOia, Pdn1p, Y n
pa9nie a, 26. Snfanterje RtQiment,
DITTO W1, uB, leiat; q. 5ufi, 8uooc,
9u5on, Gompognie 8, y. Snfant'rss
Reqiment, Corporal 5bos. SmIlb,
!ei6t; 5reoerid 9. Gontlin, leidt;
9lrtbur Saiter, leidt; G6arles g.Mez
lid, lei4t.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-08-05
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@boptart=Riser, $50 ReiIsn GEturFonen fur ben
qanstn Gag NIT Dem 9ampf.r emma GiIssA ie=
ben 0ientas unb Samfag abfabrt I'M nbr
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plas.n uns Bargains psa Sriaten, Sbsinpsrfer'
gcrfabrungtn.
@rDHter AuSfus Zen sanien 9as tn Der sScit.
Ret.et ainoern oas 2ebsH. 20 Gents.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-08-05
GDuQrD NQine.
0fentftGer 2lotar.

Wonma6ten, 9er3i9tleis
ftungen u. {. m. na3 aaen
SD len bes 2lusIanOss ptra
ben auf bas 9etpiKenbafteFe
ousgefertigt.
al qusfunft iibsr Rsqes
lung BON 8ermO9snss2tnges
lesenbsiten in 0sutI9lanb,
Seltrti9 u.I.p. pirb unent.
seltIi4 ertbeilt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-08-05
Qer Srtes tit g6tna.
0ero1djtiacS 2Scttcrlemhten i'm
bimmliihen Geicbe.

Oiplomaten Der
@dlibuugen. = Die 9egeno 3ipiz
i4eu SienzSlin uuo peting BON
ben Gbinsien unter 8aHer geIebt.
- 10000 ngorer" Dor Stem
Sim. - Die RufIen ge9en BON Der
groBen Muuer aus na4 peting.-
Die Gbineien bon Den Ruf1en berz
bduen. - glmerifaner unter Der
Wpantodrbe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-08-05

Cape map, 0,zS, 4. Dug. =
Mu Sing Sang, Der 4ineiiide Sc
lanbte, traf 6eute bon WuT Tbington
Elm, um Fsifls Dor einigen Sa9en bier
ongs.angte 5rau unD Spbn 5u bsIu=
den. Wu piro Montag 3urIdfebren.
The Portland daily press., 1900-09-13

KRUGER IN PORTUGUESE TER.
RITORY.
Lorenzo Marques, September 12.-P Pres
ident Kruger arrived here last night
The Portland daily press., 1900-09-13
WESTBROOK.

Mr.. Fred Wentworth, we'll known in
Westbrook, who has been living at Naples
the past two or three-years, was hand
somely rewarded last week by Boston
gentleman named Emerson, for an act
OF bravery August 21, when he saved the
life of Mr.. Emerson's child. He present.
ed Mr.. Wentworth with handsome gold
watch and chain On the back of the
watch is the following inscription:
Sc Presented to f red G. C.Wentworth for res
cuing child, August 81, 1902 The
child in question was four year oIdZboy
who had fallen into the lake while play
ing and was going beneath the surface of
the water for the second time when res
cued. Mr.. Wentworth jumped from the
bridge and saved the child who was at
least two feet under water.
Henry Bachelor and Joseph Matthews
were arrested by Officers Witham and
Swan respectively Tuesday night for in
toxication. AS Judge Tolman is away
they had to be liberated yesterday.
Miss VIVA Storer of Scarboro is visit
Ing Miss Florence PennelI, Spring street.
A concert viii be given at Warren
church this evening by Mrs. S. ID. Warren
Of Boston, who is stopping at the EIms,
for the employees of the paper mills and
their families.
There was a narrow escape from a Sc
rious accident at the East End yesterday |
noon. During the high wind storm one
IF the chimneys on Warren block blew |
1own on the end facing the corner of
Cumberland and Main streets. Fortu-
nately none of the many children who
were about the building on their way to
school were on that part of the sidewalk
1pon which the chimney fell
Hon. f. S. Raymond received word yes
erday afternoon that his steam launch
which was anchored at Sebago Lake
lad blown ashore during the wind storm.
t is not known how badly damaged
he launch is Messrs. Raymond and Hen
y Hanscome left Immediately for the
AXE.
The Portland daily press., 1900-09-13
CITY or PORTLAND.


SEALED proposals for constructing about
y 800 feet OF 8inch sewer in Sherwood street
will be eceived at the office OF the Commits
sioner of Public Works City Hal, until Frilay.
the 14th day of september, 1900, at Il O'CLOCK
NE, when they will be publicly opened and
read. The successful bidder viii be requires
to Give bond in a sum and with sureties
satisfactory to the Commissioner of Public
Works, to insure the proper fulfilment of the
of the contract. Blanks on which
must be made, plans, specifications
and further Information may be obtained at
the Office Of he Commissioner. Bids should
be marked proposals for Sewer, and adj
dressed to GEO. n. FERNAL LID Commits si0ner
Of Public Works, who reserves the chit to
re ject any or all bids should lie deem it for the
interest of the city so to do.
sept. 10, 1900. sep11dtd
The Portland daily press., 1900-09-13
NEARLY $4,000.
Republican Plurality Continues
to Grow.
Democrats Lose Number of Seats I'm
the House.

Lewiston, September 12.-The Lewiston
Journal gives nearly complete returns
from the State. They indicate that the
total Republican plurality Of the Sep
tember election of 1900 will be about 34,-
600. The vote of 476 towns-aIl the
state save 36 small towns and plantations
which in 1898 cast /, 1,11O Republican and
675 Democratic votes-last Monday was
as follows:
Hill, u, 411g; Lord, 80, ,319; Rogers,
2,O37; Lermond, 44S
Hin's majority, 996OS. Hills plural
ity, 88, O98
In 1898 the same towns voted as fol-
lows:
Powers, 50, 9s8; Lord ,s7, $40; ;Ladd, s.s7s;
Gerry, 638; Lermond, 818.
Powers majority, 81, 955; Powers plu-
rality, 25, ,178.
Should the balance of the state vote in
the same ratio as that part of the
state reached the Republican plurality
would rise to about "a, 900, which would
be 9, 900 more th6n we set as high water
mark in our predictions OF last Saturday.
Ii this is not glory enough for one
day we will all try again in the year 1904
on a similar occasion.
The next Maine house will probably
contain but II Democrats to "a two years
ago, and the Senate lacks but ono OF
Republican unanimity.
Touching upon the election of Con-
gresham LittIeheld in the Sc cond dis
trict, the Journal says:
"The vote for Congressman LittlefeId
In the Second district is a splendid tr1b-
ute to the great leader.
I'm 1898 the Republican plurality was
1923.
ION Monday, despite the Bryanite
hustling in Knox county, Littlefeld re-
ceiVed a total, SO far as heard from (98
out of 1874 towns) of 16, O98 votes; Munroe,
9, 787. Littlefeld's S plurality, 6,517.
Should the rest of the district vote In
this ratio, Littleneld's plurality this year
will be about 5000, or upwards of 1.OOO
higher than it was two years ago.
Specials from all the legislative classes
In the state show that but IS Democrats
have been elected to the Maine house
against "a two years ago.
The Maine house has total of 151
members and next winter VIII contain
1876 Republicans. These figures assume
hat Jesse M. Libby has been elected in
5he Poland GLASS and Harvey D. Eaton
in WaterviIIe, a safe assumption.
STATE AUDITOR DEFEATED.
Augusta, September 1S.-It is not pos
ible to tell the exact result of the vot-
ng on the state auditor amendment
Until all the count is made, but 1t is
Iuite certain that the amendment has
oesn defeated, probably to the extent of
OUO votes. In the rural towns all those
Who marked the ballot at all were almost
unanimous against it. The vote on the
uestion was very light.
The Portland daily press., 1900-09-13
STATE AUDITOR DEFEATED
stood Death OFF.

E. B. Munday, a lawyer Of Henrietta,
Tex, once fooled a grave-digger. He says
''My brother was very low with malariaI
fever and jaundice. I persuaded him to
try Electric Bitters, and he was soon
much better, but continued their use un-
til he was wholly cured. I am sure Elec-
trio BttUers saved his life. This remedy
expels malaria, kills disease germ and
purifies the blood; aids digestion, regu.
iates liver, kidneys and bowels, cures
constipation, dyspepsia, nervous diseases,
kidney troubles, female complaints; gives
perfect health. Only SOC at H. P. S.
Goold's drug store, 577 Congress street
The Portland daily press., 1900-09-13
CROOK WANTED IN HOLLIS.

Boston, September 19.-Wm. j. Knox,
alias Williams, alias Emerson, who was
arrested by the police yesterday, while
he was trying to dispose of jeweIry, and
who is wanted at Hollis Corner, Maine,
will be sent to Biddeford tonight. This
morning the chief of the Biddeford de-
partment teIephoned that Knox is wanted
on charges of larceny and forgery.
The Portland daily press., 1900-09-13
MIR. BRYAN.s MILITARY RECORD

J.
Mr.. j. Sterling Morton, in his news
paper, the Conservative, gives a sketch
of Mr.. Bryan military career which Is
as little to his credit as was the part he
took in securing the ratification of the
treaty with Spain. 1t appars that before
Mr.. Bryan decided to seek the bubble
repu tation at the cannon s mouth regi-
ment had already been raised in Nebraska
and rendered to the President by the
populist Governor HoIcomb. 1t was a
regiment differed by Nebraskans who had
been educated at the military department
of the University of Nebraska Its spec
ial training had been in the artillery, and
1t was offered as a heavy artillery regi-
ment. 1t had chosen as its colonel Capt.
Dudley, regular army officer and it
had offered the position of lieutenant to
Mr. Bryan, who had been it's guest at
banquet, and had promised to use his in
fuence to get it accepted at Washington.
Yet within a very short time after he had
made this promise Mr.. Bryan proceeded
to organize new regiment, with hirnse
as colonel, and used his influence with
the governor of the state to get it pu
ahead OF the artillery regiment in the
call for service, so that in fact it crowded
the other one out. This conduct led to
protest by the officers of the regiment
commanded by Capt. Dudley, in which
they said:
''We wish to use this opportunity of
making an emphatic protest against the
treatment that has been accorded the
trained citizen sOIdlery of our state by
men who place their own seltsnness
above the interests of th cir country, who
would place personal gain above patriot
ism, who would use military service In
time Of war as means of attracting and
holding public attention and rewarding
political friends. We believe that even
the humble5t citi zen has rights Whft b
those in authority should respect. We
believe that a promise once given should
not be broken. We believe that no man,
no matter how great his political power
and prestige, should use that power and
prestige in destroying the rights of
others.
The Portland daily press., 1900-09-13
CY sULLOWAY Rem OMTNAT

= 4 OOI111O n = IFI1-V O11L4N a LI1IJs
Manchester, N. H September 1s,-
After a hot contest today, the Republi-
cans of the Second Congressional district
renominated Cyrus SuIIoway OF Manches
ter as their candidate After several bal
lots, Col. ElweIl, who was contesting the
nomination with DR.. J. A, Greene of
MouItonboro withdrew in favor of SuIlo-
way, who was nominated by acclamation
Previous to Col. EIwen's withdrawal Mr.
Sulloway' name h ad not been presented
to the convent ion.
The Portland daily press., 1900-09-13
VETERANS MEET.

Three Reunions at Mer-
rymeeting Park.
The Portland daily press., 1900-09-13

GUERILLA WARFARE DECLARED.
New York, September 19,-The Beers
have decided to make a formal declar-
alton of guerilla warfare, according to a
despatch to the Tribune from Its London
correspondent. Gen. Botha is understood
to have dissented from this course, but
according to a Post correspondent with
Lord Roberts s forces, he was overruled
by the other members of the c7unciI of
war.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
FflfuInOs Are Musical,

Despite the fact that the American
troops are busly engaged in sup
pressing" the Fi:ipinos. striking de-
mand for musical instruments from
this country is being made by the peo-
pie over whom Aguinaldo once ruled.
Consul Winter, writing from Anna
berg recently. referred to the fact that
there are few native Filtpinos who do
not play some musical instrument. and
that the musical talent among them is
great. The instruments for which
they care most are mando.ins. guitars,
violins and flutes. and they have de-
rived most of their supply ythus far from
the Americans. The average Filipino
does not lavish money on his musical
however, and is not able, as
a rule, to buy expensive Instruments.
The Tagals prefer instruments with a
,1aowy exterior. and Consul Winter be-
feves the archipelago offers fine op-
Portunity for the man who gets there
soon with a large supply of musical in
straments.-N. Y. Herald
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
eldest E.-United state. senator.

An elderly gentleman who sat be-
hind me in one of the parks, as the
asphalt pavements sizzled and baked. :.
asked me if knew ex-senator Brad
bury, of Maine. "Do you know he is
/ the oldest living ex-senator, and there
wwere some mighty interesting times
when he was here. Let me see! He
only lacks two summers of being 100
years old, and his memory and politi-
cal activity extend well back to the
-6me of Andrew Jackson. Yes, he was
an active man, forerunner of the
.xreat men in congress which the Pine
tree state has furnished. under
stand he is now living at Augusta,
Me- and still takes keen interest
in eurrent political affairs Later, |
secnred photograph of ex-senator
Bradbury from Maine. and it shows
him a wonderfully preserved man, 9S
years of age.-Joe Mitchell Chapple, in
: National Magazine.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
Forces Of Ora witty Not Always SaAs
1t has been found that the force Q

Forces Of Ora witty Not Always sane.
1t has been found that the force of
gravity at sea level is not constant at
all points on the earth's surface-that
is a pound is not literally pound
everywhere. In some recent observa-
tions with delicate instruments c. A.
Almonetti has found that in II towns
of Italy the earth's attractive force
varied by one part in 10000. This
means that standard pendulum 39.09
inches in length), which beats seconds
would lose 26 minutes each year by
reason of this apparently slight diff
ference in the force of gravity in these
towns Of Italy. A ton of gold. if weighed
on a spring balance, would differ in
value by the loss of weight theoretically
by $50 at localities where the gravity
was a minimum. The explanation
given of these variations of gravity is
the uneven massing of the material of
the earth's crust.-Little Chronicle.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
He Was a Hero.

Marry you? The ideal" And the
maid laughed scornfully. "The man l
wed must be a hero-do you under
stand? A h-e-r-o."
81 beg your pardon" meekly rejoined
the young man. but I'm h-hero."
What" she exclaimed. in surprises;
you hero? Well. prove it, f.
II d-did," he s:ar;mered. II asked
you to m-marry ne, d-didnt I?"-Chi-
cago Daily News.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
Times faye Changed.

Eyes said the gi,i III b.ue, George
proposed last night
"Of cou: Sc" remarked the girl in
white, you said This is so sudden
The girl in blue .oG.,ta indignant
. '.Of course, did &c .!.:Ig g ii the kind"
she replied. "Do ytu suppose wanted
to intimate to him that was girl of
neither attractivent s. nGr experience?
Well, guess not He wou.en't have
thought he was getting bargain if I
had talked like that Chicago Post
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
How to Go on a Trip

"But, mamma, if | buy clothes first
may not have money left to buy .
trunk"
Ethel, you haven't any business
sense at all; you can borrow trunk"
Chicago Record.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
Evidence Of Love.

"What makes you think he is in
love with her?" a.
why, he actually smiles while sam
ping specimens of her cooking
CHICAGO Post, .....
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
An Awful Coincidence,

A teacher defined conscience 'as
something within YOU that tells you
you have done wrong.
81 had it once" spoke up young
tow-head of six summers, "but they had
to send for the doctor. r."-Cincinnati En-
quirer.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
True to His PrOfesafOn,

"Say, Jones. did you notice that every
man in TIE room drank to my health
last night. excepting that studious
looking chan with the eyeglasses?"
''Iou mustn't 'tmind that"
And why note"
"He's a doctor "-Yonkers Herald.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
Would Need To.

Tommy-Can you swim, Mr.. Soft
soap?
Mr.. Softsoap-No, Tommy. I'm sor-
ry to say | can't swim.
iommy-Then you had better learn.
l heard Clara say that she was going
to throw YOU overboard.-N. y. World.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
Mistakcx Occur.

George-Suppose a fellows hest girl
gets mad when YOU ask fer kiss.
Henry-Take it without asking.
George-Sippose she gets mad then?
Henry-Thsn ycu've got some other
fellows grin. Y. Weekly.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
Detective. on Wheels.

While Queen Victoria was in Ireland,
whenever she went out driving her car
riage was followed by six detectives, on
bicycles. 1t is said that their business
was to look out for dynamiters.-Lit-
tie Chronicle.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
An AYeraSe Barber.

Barber-You don't come very often.
Customer-It takes too much rtme.
Barber cut hair in ter. minutes.
Customer-Yes, but it ral&'s three
weeks for it to grow enough TO look
again.-N. Y. Weekly.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
r.vornbly Impre..ed.

An old niser, having listened to .
powerful discourse on charity, said:
"That sermon so strongly proves the
necessity of almsgiving that-1've a.
most q mind to beg.'-Tit-Bits.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
A Vacant Space.

Thompson-They say that Simple is
wandering in his mind,
Sheeter-The place where his mind
ought to be. they mean. for that has
been wandering for considerab BILE time.
Ally SlOper.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
Happy Presertfment.

Dashaway-T have feeling that she
is going to refuse me. Il
Cleverton = Brace up, old mani
Sometimes a presentiment like that
comes true.-Town Topics.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
An ALTERNATIVES.

Muggsy-I amt got no use fer goin'
to work.
Liz-How do yer expect ter git along
wit'out it,?
Muggy-Tm godn' inter politics.
Puck.
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
On the Safe side.

Mrs. Cobwigget shaking carpet)-
Which END shat Ike. dear?
Ccbwigger- Wait till | see how the
wind is hlowing.-Judge,
Daily camera., 1900-11-02
Perfectly Reckless.

Cobwigger-There is no telling what
q man will do when he needs money.
Merritt-That's so. Look at all the
fellows who get married.-Town Top
Daily camera., 1900-11-02

II love to look at you, uncle"
why's that, nephew?"
"'Cause it makes ME feel so good
to think that might have taken aft
er you, but don't. N. Y. Journal
---------------
Trade Secret.
'"There is no money in horses" said
the beginner. sadly.
"How have you tried them?" in
uuired the friend who wore a butch
er's gown.
Put them in the races"
''Put some in sausages and you will
be millionaire" = Chicago Daily
News.