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The sun., 1900-07-28
DELAWARE DIVISION


For New Castle, 8.13, q. m.; 9.O3. 4.39
and sos p. M, week DAYS.
For Lewes and Rehoboth, BIB a. m. I:
4.39 p. m., week days.
days only.
For Dover, Harrington and Delnar
BIB, ll.O6 a. M; 4.39, 6.58 and 1911 P.
m: Sundays, l2.11 p. m.
For wyoming and way stations, 303
p. M, week days.
Express for Cape Charles, Old Point
Comfort and Norfolk, 11.06 a. M, week
days, and 12.11 night, daily.
TRAINS LEAVE BROAD STREET STA.
TI0N, PHILADELPHIA,
FOR THE WEST.
Soy b. m. daily, Pittsburg, Chicago, Gin.
cinnati, Louisville and st. Louis.
Dining Carr
1925 q. m, daily for Pittsburg and Chi.
cago. (No coaches to Pittsburg. Linn.
lted to two Buffet Parlor Cars.
1920 p. m. daily, Limited" Pittsburg.
Chicago, Cleveland Toledo, Cincin..
natl, Louisville and st. Louis. (Din-
ing ng Card 49,.
l2isS is6dP ?. m. daily Pittsburg, and oleve.
4.3o p. m. daily, Pittsburg, Chicago,
Nashville (via Cincinnati), Indianapo.
lis and st. Louis. Dining Car.
S.25 p. m. daily, Pittsburg, Columbus
indianapolis, Louisville and st, Louis.
$50 p. M, daily, Pittsburg and Chicago
for Toledo, except Saturday.
ll.O P. m. daily, Plttsburg, Cincinnati,
and Clevelandi
ll.20 p. m. daily, Pittsburg and Chicago.
daily for Knoxville, via Shenandoah
Valley Route; for Cleveland, except
Saturday.
~ Congressional Limited Express.
All Vestibule Parlor Cars and Dining
Car; No extra fare other than the usual
Pullman charge. N'N''
(s) Limited Express, vestibule Parlor
Cars. Vestibule Passenger Coaches and
Dining Car. No extra fare. ~
Tho Wilmington Transfer CompanV
wiil call for and check baggage from
hotels and residences. eN '
For further information, passeneers
are referred to the ticket agent at the
j. B; HUTCHINSON, J.R. WOOD.
den. Manager. Gen. Pass. Agent.
The sun., 1900-07-28
Go1I Frorn AnstrnlIn

San Francisco, July 27.-The steam
ship Alameda, which has just arrived
from Sydney via Apia and Honolulu al-
most day ahead Of her schedule time,
brought S2,50000O in gold from Austria
liza. She made the trip in % days. Soon
after leaving Sydney the Alameda ran
into the worst storm she has encounter.
ed in many years. 1t was necessary to
lay to for several hours on two occasions
The brass top of "A massive capstan on
the forward deck was wrenched off by q
huge wave, and the pilot house was par.
TALLY wrecked. The quartermaster, who
was at the wheel, was thrown down by
the force of the water, but sustained nc
serious injury. The Alameda found af
fairs at Apia quiet.
The sun., 1900-07-28

An old story told of one OF the lecture
field American humorists. alleges that he
enumerated the three biggest liars in
America by naming two persons. The
FIRST one named was one of the biggest
HAIRS. and the latter one named was the
other two. In recalling this story we
think that the fellow who can coolly sug
scst that the bolter Republican senti-
mcnt is increasing anywhere in this
State may not, just now. be the one big
ability the heir apparent of the other
two
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RAILROADS.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
PHILADELPHIA WILMINGTON AND
BALTIMORE R.R.
Schedule in effect July z. 1900.
TrQina leave Wilmington aa follnwa.

BALTIMORE R. R.
Schedule in effect July z. 1900.
Trains leave Wilmington as follows:
For Philadelphia (express), 1.57, 3.02,
40. $50, 7.42, 7.50, $50 8.55, 9.35,
9.55, 10.11, 1852, 1l.22, l1.32, 11.45 a.
m.; 2.16, l.37, 800, 3.11, 4.5S, 5.07,
6.07, $50, $3.50, III, 9.06, and 9.16
p. N.
Accommodation $40, 7.1O, s.14, 11.oa
a. M; 1890, 2.32, 400, 5.26 and 1O.43
p. m.
For Chester (express,. 1.57, 4.2O, $50,
7.42, 750, $50, 8.55, 10.11, l1.22, 11.32,
l1.45 q. M; 1.37, 800, 4.58, 6.07, $3.50
and 9.06 p. m.
Accommodation, $40, 7.1o, s.14, 11.Os
a. M; 1890, 2.32, 400. 5.26, $50 and
10.43 p. m,
For New York Through expressly, 1.b7,
1902, 9.35 Dining Carr, $50, 1852, II. .45
a. m.; Sl2.16 Dining Carr 1877 Dining
Carr, 3.l1, 6.07, 1920 Dining Carr, III
and 9.l6 p. M, connecting via Broad
Street Station, Philadelphia, 4.20, 6. 80,
1l0, $50, $50, l0l1 1852 a. M; IL. 30,
l.S7, 2.32, 3.l1, 4.5S, 5.07, 6.07, $50, 916
and 10.43 p. m.
For Boston without change, 1902 a.
m. and Ill p. m.
For Newark Center and intermediate
stations, 7.S7 a. m. and 6. .36 D. m.
Baltimore and Washington, 4.35, 500,
$40, 1918, and 1l.02 a. M; 1906, 1918,
sl.l5, l.50, 3.5l, 400, ,5.23, 1910, s. Is, 7.03,
7.36, g. p. M, and LOS night.
Baltimore and intermediate stations,
3.0O, 4.46, BOZ p. m., 1918 night.
Leave Philadelphia, Broad Street, for
Wilmington (express), $50, 7.20, 7.25,
S.32, 1920, 1l.23 lf.33 a. M; $l2.36,
Lib, 2.20, 3.13, 1929, 3.5S, 4.0I, Ali, s. OS,
5.34, 5.59, 6.05, 6.20, 6.55, 7.31, ll.26,
ll.2S p. M, and 1920 night.
Accommodation, 6.34, 7.30, 9.l2, 10. .35
q. M; 1.23, 30S, 4.04, 4.44, 6.27,
8.38, 1922 and 11.3S D. m.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
For Philadelphia (express), 1.57. 3.O2,
APO, $50, 9.35, 9.55, 1852, i1.45 a. m.
l.S7, 800, 4.5S, 6.07, III, 9.06, and Gle
p. N.
Accommodation, 7.1O, s.10a. m.:12.14
2.G0. 400, 6.26, 1928 and 1913 p. m.
For Chester (express), 1.57. 4.2O, 8.55,
9.95, ll;45 a. M; 1.37, 800, 4.5s, 6.07,
Accommodation, 7.1o,s 10 a. M; 1914,
200, 400, 5.26, z. 2S, and I0.43 D. M.
For New York, Through express)
1.57, 3.02, 9.35 (p ming Car1, 9.5b, b,lO.52,
ll.45, q. M; 1877 Dining Car), 500,
6.07, 1920, Dining Carr, III, S.l6 p
M, connecting via Broad Street Station
Philadelphia, 4.20, 7.10, $40 a. M; 81,
3.0O, AGO, 4.5s, 6.07, III and 1043 p. m.
For Boston, without change, III p. m.
Baltimore and Washington, 4. 35, 8. 90,
10. lS q. M; 1905, 1918, $50, 1851, 400,
pig, 1910, 6.46, 1885, S.1l p. M, and
LOS night.
Baltimore and intermediate stations
5.67 p. M, 1915 night.
Leave Philadelphia, Broad Street Sta.
tion, for Wilmington (expreas), $50
7.20 l1.23 11.33, a. m.; l.13 3.13, 3.2s'
AL, 5.08, 6.05, 6.55, 7.31, 1886, 1l.2e,
lips p. M, and 1920 night.
Accommodation, 1856, 8. IL, 1875 a. M.
1890, 2.32, 6.13, 1888, and 1922 p. m.
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TRUTH IN POLITICS.

'Fa'sehond may have its hour. but it
has no future.
The people of Delaware in cho, sing
between the political parties now claim
ing their support v i'll do we'll to bear in
mind the above phi!osoph maxim. IL
ntes truth as applicable to p litics as
elsewhere.
The ''hour" OF political falsehnod may
be an apparently long hour. 1t has bet n
30 in Delaware. TIE Democratic party
falsely claiming to be the party OF tie
people of this State in political sense
has had long hour. During that lorg
hOnr there has never been a moment in
which the Democratic party was the
party of the people in the American po-
iitical sense-it has always been minor
ity party maintaining Itself in power by
ialsehood. Its practices made its name
r misnomer. To DelaWa'ean there is
no need OF specific allegations of time,
place and circumstance, to prove that
the Democratic party has been party
o falsehood. The statute books OF the
Safe are full OF Democratic laws made
under pretense of honest desire and
truthiul assertion, every one Of which is
2 legal fasehood-intended to deceive
sle ignorant and rob the helpless Gf
sheir right OF self government.
But why go over this oft told ale? The
warning has sounded and the ending OF
the Democratic hour is about to strike.
They, the Democrats, know it. Their
desperation attests it. The facts that
prove 50 alarming to the Democrats are
convincing to the Republicans. They
too know that if they will it, the hour of
Democratic political falsehood in Della
ware will end at the State election in
November next. With this condition of
Sbings in mind there comes upon the
Republican responsibility which
should challenge his best thinking
power, and arouse in him all the forces
which make for conscience and truth in
Poiitics-which make him Republican
opposed to Democratic misrule; and with
Suopc ioioee Wolelus uPOn uLo uoCleiOu VI
their intelligent thought, the circum.
stances compel great many Republi-
cans TO make a new choice of party affii-
alton aid leadership. We are sure that
this necessity is causing many good Re.
publicans serious and possibly troubled
Slought. Their great desire is to do that
which will promote the public interest,
and action on their part is being checked
by fl bod Of falsehood flung broadcast
over the State. Men with whom they
have formerly been associated in
politics are being slandered and abused
by those who pretend, as did
the Democrats in the day of their power,
to be the champions of honesty, truth
and decency in politica; and while this
is being done the men whom it causes to
hesitate in their choice of party and
party leaders, know that the men who
ate being abused and slandered hold the
iulure Of the Republican party in their
hands; that they have been nnceasinp
ia ishor from the inception of the party
" h.c uutbIeaK VI Ine cIvil war untll
nov, for it's success and the application
a Republican principles to National and
Sase Government; and they know t'o
aha. the new possibilities opening to the
The sun., 1900-07-28
FOR THE SOUTH.

Southern Rallway-Express 6. D. M.
daily, sleepers to Port Tampa. Auensta
Memphis and New Orleans; 1855 % M
daily, sleepers to New Orleans. Mem.
phiss, Nashville, via Asheville and Hot
Springs.
Atlantic Coast Line. Express 12 13 n.
M, daily, sleepers to Charleston, Jack
sonville Port Tampa and Macon; LOS
q. M, daily, sleepers to Richmond and
Jacksonville.
Chesapeake & Ohio Railway S.11 D.
M, daily, dining car and sleepers to Gin
seaboard Air Line-Express 4. 35 a. m.
daily, s5leepers to Jacksonville; 4.O9 D.
m. daily. s!eepers to Atlanta and Tampa.
The sun., 1900-07-28

Republican party in this State, have
come to it at the very time in which they
have been most violently assailed by
their opponents; at a time when by
their efforts the Democratic party has
been driven to confession of its wick
edness and weakness in outrage beyond
all precedent in Delaware politics.
These are the things that are abso.
lutely true in Delaware politics, and
these are the facts of the States history
that testify to the Union Republican
party, its loyalty to Republican princi-
Piles, its honesty in action and truthful
ness in word. The worst that can be
said about it is that it consistently, per-
sistently and successfully fights the
Democratic party of this State. 1t has
done nothing of which it need be
ashamed, or which it needs to deny; it
has said nothing which it needs to take
back, but fearlessly and truthfully stands
by its record. 1t is the Republican party
of Delaware in all which that designa-
tion can imply. 1t is the regular party.
1t is the faithful party. 1t is the ma
iorty party. 1t is the Republican party
which has whipped the Democrats. 1t
is the only Republican party of this
State which the Democrats ever feared
and the only one they fear now. 1t is
the only party OF the State that can, or
that intends to, whip the Democratic
party at the next election.
These are the things that are abso.
lutely true OF the Union Republican
party. We commend them to every Re-
publican, and challenge the successful
denial OF them from any source.
The sun., 1900-07-28
Among the Chnrches.

First Presbyterian Church, Market
street above Ninth, the Rev. w. NJ.
Schall, pastor. Services at 10 30 a. IN.
and 45 y. III. Morning thelne: "Reso.
lItiuns. In the evening the Rev. J.
W. EasIey, pastor OF Brandywne NJ Il.
Church, Will preach Sunday school at
. p. N. Inrior Endeavor Society at 3 45
p. M. y. p. S. G. f. at y. IN, topic
"Cumbeiets Of the Ground" PRAYER
and praise service Wednesday evening
at 5 O'clock.
Central Presbyterian Church, Sunday,
July 20 l0,30a. M, preaching by Rev.
7. A. McCurdy, D. D., subject THE Al
most Ruined church," ~ m Sabbath
school; 6:4o p. m prayer meeting OF the
y P. $. G, E.; 7.45 p. M, preaching by
Rev. 7. A. McCurdy, D. D subject;
olives and Lazarus"
East Lake Presbyterian Church, Rev.
George II. Trull, pastor. AT 10 30 a. M,
divine service and preaching by Rev. F.
w. Long of Green Hill Presbyterian
Church. AT 7.45 p, M, divine service
and preaching by Rev. James Grove of
Asbury NJ. E. Church. Sunday. school,,
at 2 p. M; Christian Endeavor, at Z p.
M; Wednesday evening service for
prayer and Bible service, at 7.45 p. m,
Lords day services as usual at the
Delaware Avenue Baptist Church. Della.
ware avenue and West streets. Young
mems prayer meeting at 10 a. m. At
1920 a. M, the pastor, Rev. John Shape,
will preach on, THE Shortest Verse in
the Bible" Bible school, at p. III
Christian Endeavor twilight service, at
p. M, and preaching by the pastor at Z
p. m. Subject OF the evening sermon,
"Jesus' Second Temptation" Special
singing. Strangers cordially invited.
The sun., 1900-07-28
The RebeIIionIn Bolixor

Kingston, Jamaica, July 27.-The CO.
lombian consul general here, Mr. For
wood, gave out the statement that he
had received dispatch from the gov
ernor Of the department of Bolivar say
ing that the rebels had been badly de-
fcated at Santander, that the depart
mcnts Of Cauna, Antioquia, Cundinamar-
ca and Bogota We're quiet and in posses
sion of the government and that in To-
lima the rebels We're entirely surrounded
by government troops.
The sun., 1900-07-28
Local Breyities.

A. G.. McCausland's yacht lola is
anchored off the Delaware river pier.
Lewis G. Vandegrift's condition was
Slightly improved yesterday.
The new steamer City of Salem will be
launched from jackson q Sharp's marine
railway this morning.
The stall doors OF the Fame Fire Com
pany have been provided with electric
latches.
DR.. Fl. c. Buckmaster is having a belt
made from human skin.
Captain Bloomsbury took crew to
Norfolk yesterday to man the Stringham
on her trial trip.
Complaint is baing made because the
drivers OF cabs in this city have habit
of racing from funerals.
The Game Protective Association OF
Delaware will meet in Rehoboth on Sun
day afternoon.
Chief Justice Charles B. Lore will
pr r1D"nv h. the delegate ~ tho GrAat
MeBnodl5t Ecumenicai Council in Lon
don in September, 1900.
The sun., 1900-07-28
Strange Fatality at a Fire.

Troy, \. Y, July 27.-Charles A. Cook,
member of Trojan Hook and Ladder
company, while working at fire here,
was accidentally struck in the neck with
the pointed end of fire AK by Charles P.
Lewis, a fellow fireman. The jugular
vein was severed and the right lung pune
tured. Death resulted almost instantly.
The sun., 1900-07-28
Killed hx a Train

Buffalo. July 27.-Edward Adams,
hpster employed at Wilkinson's livery
barns at Depew, was struck and instant
ly killed by train on the Lackawanna
railroad at Depew.
The sun., 1900-07-28
Help Wanted Males.

WANTED-Christian man willing to qualify
w for permanent position OF trust in your
nome county, $500 yearly. Enclose self addressed
Stamped envelope to II. A. Sherman, General
Manager, Wilmington, Delaware.
The sun., 1900-07-28
Help Wanted Females.

M Christian woman willing to quail.
w ify for permanent position OF trust in your
nome county, $500 yearly. Enclose selfGddressed
stamped envelope TO II. A. Sherman General
Manager, Wilmington. Delaware.
The sun., 1900-07-28
For Rent.

EN0R RENT-Two nice large rooms on the first
~ hoor for rent, with board ON the West Side;
West Eighth street cars.
Address A. F. p,
T. o. Box 359, City.
LN0k kENT-Rooms for light housekeeping IN
~ different locations. Apply to
A. B. Stayton, l03 W. Sth ST,
The sun., 1900-07-28
Summer Comfort.

II ITCHEN HOT? Then call and see our i'm.
IN proved VAPoR STOVES. Delightfully."-
cool, perfectly safe, new ovens, best made
Gasoline stoyes repaired. NJ. HUTCHINSON,
100 l-2 e. 9th St.. between King and French SIS
The sun., 1900-07-28
United States HOte1

Mrs. G. E. Doellbor, proprie.
tress. Nos. 8, 5 aud ? French
street. Lunch cafe and saloon
attached. Lunch every Satur.
day night.
The sun., 1900-07-28
Scientific PalmiSt.

SSCIENTIFIC PALMIsT. Mrs, Adams reads
oyour entire life. My power is UNSURPASSED.
Call and be convinced. l take no money until
perfectly satisfied. Office 70l Poplar ST.
The sun., 1900-07-28
Miscellaneous.

"ANTED-Refned gentleman desires nice
w room and board in a private FAMILY that Of
widow preferred, where there are no other
p'aruers. Address, G. j., sun Office.
p" ANTED-A good dairy Of sixty quarts
w daily. Apply No. 1902 Wesl 4th street.
w ANTED-All kind OF old BOOKS bought
w sold and exchanged at
z. M stirlth, No. lls shipley Street.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14

A true love match ma,es two hearts
Chicago Daily News
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14
A Glacier in the AIIeshenie..

At one time glaciers were known to
have extended to the Arctic ocean and
to have covered much of the United
States to the Ohio river. Traces of the
action of these glaciers may still be
found in what is known as glacial drift
or stones, and big powders that were
brought down on these rivers of ice.
There is said to be the remains of one
in high valley of North Mountain,
near Wilkesbarre, Pa. 1t begins just
where the forest ends. a sort of soil
of sand and decayed forest leaves covers
it for few inches in depth below which
there is water for several feet and then
solid ice to the earth bottom of the val
ley. In a few years at most the ice
will have melted and the water run
away to the sea and then the bed of this
spur of glacier may be traced by the
geologist, before ever it be made tie
sleeping place of bird or flower, or mar
Dor an acorn in soil that for perhaps
a million years has not awakened to the
kiss of the subtitle Chronicle.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14
MAN MUSCLE AND COAL.
An Interesting Computation of En-
ergy and Its Remarka-
BILE Result.

The fact that the new steamer
Deutschland developed power at the
rate of one-horse power for each 1Ls
pounds of coal consumed has been
said to be the greatest development
of marine boilers and engines. Stat
ic power producers have done better
than this, says a scientific exchange.
At the Edison power plant power has
| been developed at the rate of one
horse power for each pound of coal
| consumed. Here is an achievement
| worthy of driving stake or planting
a monument in the highway of civ
| ilization. A few easy equations from
this starting point will lead us to:
One pound coal equals one horse power
hour.
| Two thousand pounds of coal equals 1000
| horse power hours.
Two thousands pounds coal equals 200
| horse power days of ten hours each.
| One horse power hour equals IA man power
hours.
Two thousands pounds of coal equals
$500 man power days of ten hours each.
| Two thousand pounds coal equals nine
man power years of 81 days each.
Value of 1900 pounds coal, excluding
| transportation, one dollar.
| Annual production of coal in the United
| States, 240, 600, 900 net tons.
| Potentially in man power years of 240,-
100000 tons of coal, 2,16o Ooo.o 900 years.
| Estimated number of male producers in
| the United States, 20, 900 900.
| Ratio between 20, 600, 600 male workers and
| the potentiality of 240,0OO,OOO tons of coal,
| 1 to 10S.
That is to- say. 10000, 900 workers.
| without the aid of coal, would have
to labor 1OS years to develop a force
equal to the potential energy of the
present annual production of coal in
the United States.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14
BRIDAL GIFTS TO ROYALTY.
English People Are Lavish In Send
ing Costly Jewels to
Their Rulers.

When Princess Louise was married
to the Marquis of Lorne, now the duke
of Argyll, she received some curious
presents. The queen gave her the
customary set of opals and diamonds
bestowed on English royal brides, and
also couple of emerald and diamond
centers for bracelet or necklace. The
bridegroom parents gave an emerald
and diamond tiara, says the New York
Sun.
Clan Campbell sent as a gift to the
wife of their future chief a lovely
diamond and pearl necklace, with
pearl and sapphire locket, while
most curious bracelet of barbaric APP
pearance came from the tenantry and
peasants of the loch of Null. made of
pieces of the odd green serpentine of
Iona mounted on a gold band, says
Cassell's Magazine.
| Princess Beatrice, on her marriage,
was the recipient of various pieces
of handsome jewelry from her own
| family. AS the queens favorite
daughter, she had many friends. No
English princess ever had so many
books given her or so many small
artistic presents. She had always been
|
of Wight and they sent her a white
morocco-bound album containing a
water-color sketch from each. The
women of Bristol gave her an elabo-
rate1y carved linen chest.
1t is supposed no English princess
ever received so much jewelry on her
marriage as Princess Louise of Wales
| when she married the duke of Fife,
for it's value was estimated at $780,
600. She had ruby horseshoe pin
from her brothers, a diamond brace
let from 112 girl friends and seven dia-
mond stars from a number of men
friends.
When the duke of York married
Princess May, who had been engaged
to his brother, the duke of Clarence
who. died before the wedding, it
seemed that the people of Great Brit
ain We'd in pouring jewels at her feet
The queen gave a necklace and tiara
of diamonds, the women of England a
diamond and pearl necklace and ear
rings, 1000 people gave a pearl neck
lace, while the girls of Ireland and
England gave superb diamond and
pearl tiara. Innumerable smaller, but
no less lovely, gems were included il
the list.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14

History's Notorious Fault must in
Gst," declared Diana, who was the acknowl-
EDGED leader of the Olympian woman's suf-
trage party, chat the purity of the ballot
would be conserved by allowing us to vote"
Nonsense" protested Mercury, leader of
The opposition, "you wouldn't be able to
control the Muse of History; she's nat
aral-born repeater. ''-Philadelphia Press.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14

Their Standing Assured. -She"Yes, I'm
going to call on the new neighbors." He
Have you heard that they are good peo-
ple?' She-"I. haven't heard anything
about them, but three delivery wagons
from the dry goods stores stop in front of
their house for every one that comes here. -
Chicago Times-Herald
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14

CT suppose" said Miss Snaps fance,
you'll be sorry when l marry your sister
and take her away to live with me-" No,
you much anyhow Philadelphia Press.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14

Even the general that never wins bat
tie can beat sometimes" remarked Beech
wood. what are you driving ats" asked
Homewood. "He can beat a retreat y
Pittsburgh Chronicle
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14

Bankse"Hello! You haven't been on
your vacation yet, have you?" Watterson
Banks-sWhy, 1 never saw you looking SO
well as at present. cleveland Leader.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14

81 wonder why Swellboigh always carries
his kodak with him to the office?'' Ssh!
Don't give him away. That's his lunch
and he's ashamed of it.'-Denver Times.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14

A Life Lesson.-James-''My rejection
taught me one thing" Harry-"What was
that?' James-"That a fellow never
should make his maiden proposal to wild
w."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14

1EMy parents may come between US" she
faltered. eff they do" he exclaimed, hot
ly, "they must be pretty SMALL And he
pressed her still closer to his manly breast.
-Philadelphia Record.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14

The letter P, like the selfish friend, is
first in pity and last in help.-Chicago Daily
News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-09-14

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