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Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
GIRL BORNE ALOFr ny OWLS.
eix. Year.Old Child IL Attacked and
Carried In Midair.

C1Xs IeorsOIO CntIu 10 .Att0CkoO ana
Carried In Midair.
Attacked by owls and carried BY the
birds to IN abandoned building a quarter
of mile AWAY, from which she was res.
cued by her father, was the exciting ex.
perience Of little Annie johnson. Mr..
johnson, who lives three miles south OF
ct. Vincent. MIMI, Is a poultry raiser. at
dusk the other evening Annie. who Is u
years Of age, heard a commotion In the
hen yard. Rushing OF, she found the
place had been attacked by a large num-
Der Of white owls Of gigantic size. The
girl went at once to the defense OF the
fowls. Instantly she was set upon by the
birds, which made ferocious onslaughts
upon her. In order to protect her face
and eyes from the bcaks and claws Of
the birds the child was forced to cover
her head with her dress. Her father.
hearing her screams, ran from the house
just In time to see the owls dart upon the
child. fasten their talons in her clothing
and then raise her from the snow-covcrcd
ground and bear her away. MIR. johnson
followed them until they disappeared In
tho old Building. Immediately a great
noise arose within. and as the hnlf.crnzed
father entered he saw the birds deposit
the child on q platform half way up to
the roof, where she was Immediately sur.
rounded by hundreds Of the birds. AS
Mr.. johnson approached they flew away.
The little girl was found to be uninjured,
but her dress was torn almost to ribbons.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
RIVER MAN KILLS HfMeELF.

Financial Troubles supposed 60 Have
Prcyed Upon VIM. II. Chisholm.
william II. Chisholm, a river man.
committed suicide on the eighth floor Of
the Odd Fellows building at st. Louis.
Chisholm was q member Of Red Cross
lodge, Knights Of Pythias. He attended
a meeting Of the lodge, and shortly af.
ter 8 o'clock withdrew, crossed the hall
to the lavatory, placed a pistol to his
breast and pulled the trigger. dropping
dead with bullet through his heart.
Financial troubles are supposed to have
been the cause for the act.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
CONFESS MANY BURoLAR1Es.
Record of Three Negroes Arrested by
CHICAGO Police Officers.

Record of Three Negroes Arrested by
Chicago Police Officers.
Forty cases OF burglary and robbery. to
twenty Of which they have confessed. are
charged against three negroes arrested
by officers OF Chicago. The men, Richard
Walton, Hamilton Carter and Frank
Perkins, were arrested after a struggle.
In which they attempted to shoot the OH.
GERS. They are now In cells and their
names are attached to confessions which
the lieutenant obtained from them. In
the history Of the station there has never
been q case which exceeds the present
one In Importance. With the arrests the
police declare they have broken up one
OF the worst gangs Of thieves that has
ever infested the city. Homes In every
part Of the city have been robbed. It Is
said, BY the men, and the list OF their
'depredations Is 50 long that they have
forgotten some Of them. Their opera.
lions cover q period Of six months, and
u Ii said they have stolen nearly $15.OOO
worth Of property. Already there Is near.
~ $500 worth OF silks aud furs at the
station which were found In the room
occupied by Walton.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
Heavy Fire Loss In Detroit.

In Detroit the department store Of
Mari 4 Taylor was Quilted By fire. Loss.
cs: Mari Il Taylor. $4,000; George Z.
Darwin. cloaks and furnishings. $1,000;
Ruxchswig n Co., boots and shoes, x1O,.
900: Moll L. Stock, tailors; John ID. Nab.
ley, clothicr; II. NJ. Kittle Il Co.. trunks;
Mrs. II. 4. Weaver, aud X. +. Craigic
suffered light losses. The total loss Is
S1O1 900.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
RESCUED FROM A WRECK.

Three Men, Q Woman and Child Saved
After Two Days Of Suffering.
Three men, a woman and child. who
spent two days and nights shipwrccked
In Great South Bay, Of Babylon. l.. l..
and Ave members Of the Fire Island life.
saving crew who went to their succ0r and
were cut Of from the main beach by Ice
foes and gales that swept the frozen
area ut the rate Of eighty miles an hour.
fought their way through the icepacks In
a lifeboat and were safely landed at Fire
island,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
TRAINS LEAP INTO THE R1vEp.
Freight Cars Carried Down with q
Bridge ut Tcrrc Hautc.

hT1u8c ~ Icrfc huutcs
An engine and thirty.nIne cars Of an
cast.bound freight train on the Big Four
fell through the bridge over the Wabash
river at Terre Haute. Ind, carrying
down three Of the crew. One was killed
and the others were seriously injured.
Many persons saw pier weakened by
mass OF Ice from a gorge swing out Of
line u few minutes before the train ar.
rived. They cndcavored to flag the train,
but were on the wrong side Of the bridge.
From around long curve the train came
on the bridge ut the rate of twenty-five
miles an hour. Engineer Adams was
leaning out Of the cab window watching
the Ice when the engine left the track at
the weakened pier. The big locomotive
rnn on the ties for half car length and
then plunged over the downstream side.
The crowd that had been watching the
moving Ice was horror.stricken rs CIR
after car shot downward. part Of the long
train disappearing In the river like
quickly unwOund ribbon.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
TRAGEDY IN NEBRASKA.
Wilson wakciin Stays His Wife and
Commits Suicide.

Wilson Wakclin, u prominent farmer
who resided three miles north Of Brock,
Neb.. murdered his wife by cutting her
throat with razor. He then went to
the graveyard where his first wife was
buried, and, standing on her grave. cut
two gnshes In his throat. falling forward
on his face. Death In both cases was In
Simultaneous. Mrs. Wakelin was very
popular, being at one time president OF
the W. q. r. u. Of Nebraska.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
Indiana Boy's Hcroissn.

At Peru, Ind, Charles Hardwick, II
years Of age, rescued his mother and
three sisters from their burning home.
Hc awokc just as the roof fell and saved
himself by jumping from the second.story
window. Remembering his mother and
sisters were still In the burning house he
fought his way through the flames and
succeeded In getting them out just a. the
hO,,se c0llnnsCd
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD.
Business Mon Of Mcnominee Driven to
Suicide BY kcvcrscs.

Former State Senator Joseph Flcis-
helm, who failed for from $I0,WO to
100000 recently, committed suicide at
Mcnominec. Mich, by shooting himself
In the head. The coroncr's jury return.
ed a. verdict Of suicide during a fit Of
temporary insanity, caused By business
reverses. Mr.. Flcisheim was one Of the
oldest and most prominent business men
Of the city. having conducted large In
surance agency for the last twenty years.
He was also largely interested In various
mining. manufacturing, and other indus
trial enterprises. and his failure was due
to unsuccessful investments. He was 81
years old
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
VIII he aiming ships.

Orders have been ISSUED by Secretary
Long directing that arrangements bc
made for placing the auxiliary cruiser
Buffalo In commission. 1t Is expected the
Buffalo will be used as a landsmen's
training ship. The Topeka will also b.
used for this purpose.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
Attcm pts 20 KIN n Woman.

At Xenia. Ohio. William Cousins made
q desperate effort to kin bis former sweet.
heart. who Il now the wife OF william
Hickman. He went to her home In the
absence Of her husband and told her to
prepare to die. A. he fred bis revolver
ut her head she jerkcd bis arm 10 that
the ball went through bis hand and mar.
rowly missed her. Help arrived. aud
Cousins was taken In custody,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
Wed by Dead Mama Voice.

Although the father OF Miss Edith l..
Smith Of New York, who was married
In Binghamton. n. y. the other day to
Frank 7. Mcrccrcau, has been dead for
several weeks II was his voice that pro.
nounccd the marriage ceremony. Rev.
MIR. Smith was taken suddenly III while
the bride was In the South aud died be.
fore her return. Before his death he re-
cited the marriage service into the pho
nOgraph used.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
Dsmocrats Are eworu In.

The Kentucky State contest board has
awarded certificates Of election to all Of
the Democratic contestants for minor
State 0fices. The contestants were sworn
In and repaired to the statehouse In .
body, where they made formal demand
on the Republican incumbents for pos
session.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

band, Michael Synon. lying In a clothes
closet OF one Of the wretched rooms the
family occupied at No. 24O South Green
street, Chicago. The woman's skull had
been fractured In several places and
there were a dozen gashes in her neck.
Her head had been beaten out Of oil hu.
man semblancc. The woman's husband
is SUSPECTED.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
seven Killed In Exp,os,on.

At Pullman, Ark, there was an explo.
sion Of sawmill boiler. In which seven
men were killed. The whole building
covering the engine was blown down up.
on the wOrkmen.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

The London war Office makes 0fficial
announcement that Gen. Duhdonald,
with two regiments. has entered Lady
smith.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
Wedding II q OuIct Onc.

The marriage Of Henry NJ. Alden Of
New York. editor.in.chicf Of Harper's
publications. to Mrs. Ada +. Murray OF
Norfolk. Va. took place at the First
Presbyterian Church. Washington.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
Bride Dlss Of TIE Weddius,

While the marriage ceremony Of John
8. Blair and Miss Mamie Sommerset,
north Of Perry, o. r.. was being perform.
cd the bride fell dead. The couple had
just taken their places In front Of the
clergyman. 81.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
Big Fire In phiiatiei phis,

A hrc which broke out In the straw
goods mandatory Of q. May, 72l Arch
street, Philadelphia. resulted In the loss
Of life Of woman employe. the injury
Of several girls who jumped from win.
dows and the destruction Of property
valued ct several hundred thousand dol.
lars. The fire extended to the adjoin-
Ing buildings and some dozen or twenty
6rms were burned out,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
Russia Borrows In New YORK

Russia Borrows In New York.
The Russian imperial government has
come to New York for a loan. A syndi'
cate Of financial institutions Of that city
has arranged the purchase of an issue OF
$25, 100000 Of per cent bonds. repre-
senting q first mortgage on the Wladi.
kawkas Railway system. sst
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

Swedish Steamer Stranded.
The Swedish mail steamer Rex strand.
ed OF I.ohme Ruegen Island during fog.
Five stewardesses were drowned In ct.
tempting to leave the ship
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

Manufacturers Of sewer pipes from Va.
Fious parts Of the country have formed
. combination taking In the majority Of
the firms In the United States. The
capitalization Of the new organization IL
10000. 600.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

Farmer IL Fr0xen 60 Death.
A wealthy farmer named Matthew
Lattimcr. aged q years, was frozen to
death while walking half q mile to bis
home near Elyria. Ohio.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
TO Sell . Bridge st Auction.

United States Judge Hook at I.eaven.
worth, KAN. ordered William NJ. Hopes,
~ master commissioner. to sell at public
auction the Kansas and Missouri bridge
crossing the Missouri river at Fort Leav.
enworth, In default ON payment Of $780,.
900 interest and &088, 900 principal, now
past due. t<.g
To Resist Plans Of Cattlsmsn.
The Governors Of all the Western
States have called meeting In Salt Lake
to plan resistance to the Cattlemen's As
ISOLATION In asking Congress to pass bill
leasins Western srasing lands to the
highest bidder.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

Death Of an Old Merry. Maker.
"Uncle Dan" Rice. the veteran clown,
died at Long Branch after Q lingering
illness. He was u years old.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

Gen. Cronje Gives Up.
The London war Office announces that
Gen. Crouje has surrendered bis whole
force Internationally.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

To Ask UouAurss Tor Indsmnity.
After Investigation Of the facts con-
nsctsd with the killing Of he young
American, Pears, In Honduras about q
year ago the State Department decides
that the case 10 one warrsntlng request
for indemnity. and Minister Hunter viii
b Instructed accordingly. ~
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03
MARKET QUOTATIONS.

Chicag0-Cattle, common to prime
$500 to 5000; hogs, shipping grades,
$3.OO to $500; sheep, fair to choice, x3.OO
to $500; wheat, No. 2 red, 85c to U7c;
corn, No. 2, Sac to soc; oats, No. 2, PC
to 24c; rye, No. 2, sic to 53c; butter,
choice creamery, pc to 24c; eggs, fresh,
13c to l6c; potatoes, choice. SIC to 5Oc
per bushel.
lndianap0lis--Csttle, shipping, $500 to
$500; hogs, choice light, $500 to $500;
sheep, common to prime, $500 to $500;
wheat, No. 2, 08c to Zoe; corn, No. 9
white. 33c to 34c: oats. No. 2 white.
etc to 2Sc.
st. Louis--Cattle, 1925 to $500; hogs,
$500 to $500; sheep. $500 to $500;
wheat. No. 2, Toe to 72c; corn. No. 2
yellow, 3?c to Sac; oats, No. 2, 24c to
25c; rye, No. 2, Ole to 56c.
Cincihnati-Cattle, $3.50 to 5000; hogs,
$500 to 1925; sheep. $3.50 to $500;
wheat. No. 2, 73c to 74c; corn, No. 2
mixed. 35c to SIC; oats. No. 2 mixed. 25c
to 27c; rye. No. 2. 60c to Ole.
DetrOit-Cattle, $3.50 to $500; hogs,
$500 to $5.25; sheep. $500 to $3.50;
wheat. No. 2, Tic to 72c; corn, No. =
yellow, 35c to SIC; oats. No. 2 white, 27c
to Csc; rye. Csc to to-.
Toledo-Wheat. No. 2 mixed, 7oc to
Tic; corn, No. 2 mixed, 35c to SOC; oats,
No. 2 mixed. 28c to 26c; rye, No. g. $50
to Doc; clover seed. new, $685. to y5.75.
Milwaukee-Wheat. No. 2 northern,
6Sc to 0oc; corn, No. 2, Sac to 35c; oats
No. 2 white. 25c to 20c; rye, No, /. Soc
to 6Sc; barley, No. 2. 45c to 40c; pork,
mess. 5000 to ell.0O.
hahalo-Cattle. good shipping steers,
$SN 70 S6l6; hogs. common to choice,
MO to $pb0; heep, fair to choics, $500
70 1890 lambs. common to extra. $3.50
New york-Cattle. $S.2s to $3.50; hogs,
$S.O0 to $3.50; sheep. $500 to 1926;
Wheat. No. 2 red. S6c to TIC; corn. No. 2,
e1c 20 %8ci oats, No. 2 white. 8lc.to 82c:
nn0ookp n1o0mN1Hh. ~ a vi 60, NM,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

p1 seW - = 1HeeyeSs
0sasgs n Cog. buyer fes George p.
Gore 3 Co.. shoe dealers Of Chicaso,
having On once n Beetaa. Was taken u
b Kslth's theateg, y that city. H IVES
,DlDoyn1 r - ~ anA neSleal q,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

Antonio FerrarO was elcctrOcuted at
Sing Sing prison for the murder Of Lu.
ciane Muchio In Brooklyn April 4. 1903.
Kansas city Wins.
The national Democratic convention
will meet IN Kansas City July 4.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

dOws and the destruction OF property
valued ct several hundred thousand dol.
lars. The fire extended to the adjoin.
Ing buildings and some dozen or twenty
drms were burned out.
Winter Mall Route to Nome,
The Government has decided to estab.
mall route from the Cook Inlet coast to
Nome. Alaska. To this end It ID dis.
patching an expedition. led by Edwin En-.
gelstad and Postoftice Inspector Wilcox.
whose commission 10 to travel over the
so'caiied Natmat trail and ascertain Its
practicability for, mail carrying purposes.
Slept NJ His Post-To he Shot.
A dispatch has been received In IA.
tsvia. n. Y, that Ernest Kiuydon Of
Stafford. who enlisted 10 the Fortieth
volunteer Infantry, had been found sleep.
Ing at bis post. tried BY court martial and
sentenced to be shot. II 10 said that
number Of Filipino rebels entered the
camp while Kingdom was asleep aud kill.
ed two or three American soldiers.
Hoid.Up ON Ohio Fcrrybost.
-Four masked men entered the ferry.
boat Charou, plying between Bellaire, o.,
and Benw0od, Va, on the Ohio river
and covered the engineer and night
Waterman with revolvers while they blew
open the safe aud took the days recsiptA
amounting to- 500. --
n samusl : Brua Asphyxisted.
Samuel NJ. Brua. whose invention
known a. the Brua milling process re-
suited In litigation with milIers In almost
every section Of the United States for sl.
legged infringement. was found dead In
his room at Lancaster. Pa, having been
asphyxiated BY coal gas.
Gasoline Kxplosion Starts Fire.
The explosion Of Q gasoline stove In
the basement OF the Metropolitan Hotel
In Birmingham. Ala. was followed BY a
DIRE which burned that building aud the
Hewlett block adjoining, causing q loss
Of about 100000.
Fires bullet In Wifs's Brain.
Enraged over family troubles, Alan
Gelslsr, q wealthy farmer residing two
and q half miles north OF 1t. Joseph,
Mich, shot hls wife and then drowned
himself In Lake Michigan.
sssruard Moses IL Chosen.
President Mckinley has appointed Bsr.
uard Moses, Of California. AZ the nth
member Of the new Philippine commits.
sion. and the appointment has been &C.
ceptsd.
ssvsse Fire ut BsrsbO0, Wis.
Seven business firms were wiped out
by Gre ct Wouewoe. Wis. For . time
Il seemed probable that the entire village
WAS doomed. The loss amounts to &C.,.
900. The oflgin Of the DIRE ID unknown.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

Seven business arm. were wiped gut
BY Gre at Wonewoe. Wis. For . time
Il seemed probable that the entire village
was doomed. The loss amounts to 10Q..
900. The arlgin Of the DIRE 10 uuknswn.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

President Mckinley has appointed Bsr.
uard Moses, OF California, AZ the Hfth
member Of the new Philippine commits.
sion. and the appointment has been &C.
ceptsd. ft
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-03-03

Fires bullet In Wife's Brain.
Enraged over family troubles. Alan
Gelslsr, q wealthy farmer residing two
and q halt miles north OF 1t. joseph.
Mich., shot bis wife and then drowned
himself In Lake Michigan.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12
WaF Notes from China.

The imperial arsenal at Sing-Hi is run
ming nights, making metal shields with scare
heads on them
Prince Bung is buying up all the two-hand-
ed wooden swords for the use of the royal
guard. - =
Twenty stands of frecracker guns have
been seized in the province of Taka-Nip
Handles are being fitted to thousand doz-
en- enameled toasting forks. 81
Two hundred assorted.kites in the shape
OF demoniac dragons are to be sent up to
frighten away the foreign dogs
twenty-five thousand war gongs are be-
ing Ilacquered in colors and provided with
bamboo sthumpers.sE These will be beaten
upon as soon as the white devils appear and
are expected to throw them into a blue
panic. e, = o-s-
There is.a brisk demand for Canton mat
ting bombproofs with rice paper prayers
gummed on them. These are certain to
turn aside the shells from the invaders
heavy siege guns.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12
MetamOrphOsed.

1t takes i. on ly little thing in translation
to tor makesoh 60 wrong. The missionary who
vernacqlar the good old hymn Rock Of
ages, cleft for; me, let me hide myself in
thee, was taken off his feet when he heard
his converts singing, with pious .fervor:
very old stone, split!for my benefit, elet
me get under one of your fragments" ~
San Francisco Wave.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12
JaDan AnXfOus.

Japan has become alarmed over the emf
grafton of many Of her residents to this coun-
try. 1t is stated that they are lured here by
misrepresentation and then turned adrift.
This is like, the Misrepresentation which
delgde people into believing that any other
Bltters for stomach disorders. In the Bit
tiers lies safety and surety It is worth its
weight in gold in all cases ofindigestion, con-
stlpatlon, dyspepsia, malaria, fever and ague.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12
Best for the Bowels.

No matter what ais you, headache to a
cancer, you will never get we'll until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has G. G. c..
stamped on it. Beware of limitations.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12
Resenting an 11nsu1t..

Mars, searching among the stars for one
who would love him for himself alone, had
assumed modest disguise. Thus he wooed
Venus, and told her Of his love. &
Are you serious?" she asked, cautiously.
Madam" he cried, '.you insult me-"
For Sirius, as every one knows, is the
Dog star.-Cincinnati Enquirer. y
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12
DO Your Feet Acne ana Burnc

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot-Ease,
powder for the feet. It makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy: Cures Corns, Itching,
Sweating Feet. All Druggists and Shoe
Stores sell it, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress. Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12
Wholly xDected.

rs the head of the family in ?" asked the
agent at the door. 4 - 81.
The meek little man with the slight side
II am he" q 3&
# Now, this answer, violating all traditions,
was deemed rarely humorous by the over
hearers, to whom the unexpected was the
soul Oh wit indianapolis Press.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12
A Suspicion.

When a woman brings out only one glass,
calls it a loving cup, and asks all her guests
to drink out Of it, there is always sus-
plclon among those not posted on social Gus
toms that she hasn't enough glasses to 60
around.-Atchison Globe.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12
His Sole Object.

Stranger GU say old Zeke only had
knife when he was tackled by the grizzly.
| Did he live to tell the story?'
Native (disgustedly)-T pears ter be
the only thing he did liv fur, doggone it. -
I Philadelphia Record. 3 s
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12
Census Pleasantrv.

Census; TakerYou live here, do you?
Well, what relation are you to the head
of the house?
Citizen-See here, now, don't get too
funny, or IN go and call her in.-Indianapo-
lis Journal
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12

sfWell," said the street car conductor, as
he rang up another fare, 'I'm not much of
a politician, but I'm generally for the
ticket" -Indianapolis News.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we eve,
lsed for all affections of the throat anc
ungs:-Wm. O. Endsley, Vanburen, Ind
Feb. 10, 1900. AO
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12

One of the funniest things at an amateur
concert is the sad faced girl in a clnging
black dress who walls comic song.-Atch-
ison Globe.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12

Indigestion is bad companion. Get rid
of it by chewing a bar of Adams Pepsin
Tutti Frutti after each meal.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-07-12

u II don't enjoy my meals any .more,',,:a IAN
old fellow said to-day. II ate UP all Sthe
good things 25 years ago."-Atchison Globe.