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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

made here such speech in Dutch as
would make a boddle uf Holland chin
cnump ub und dance der cakevalk NTH
pretzel. l tolt dem dot all my ances-
tors vas Dutch, und to me der greatest
oe1cacy in der world was a sauerkraut
pie CCheers) I tolt dem dot my fore
fathers could hat landed on Plymouth
ROCK oud vest before dey vent ashore
somevun tolt dem dot Dutchman kept
better rock abould sigs miles away.
una SO dey vent dare und landed Down
init der Plymouth Rock und ub nit der
IlnDurger! Cloud applausings) Sefen
votes vas offered me den und dare. Id
Is nice to be among vun's own peoples
Vunce more, alretty. Mike Hanna dit
nod interruption me NIT message today.
feel bedder. Ware, oh! ware is dot con-
necticutscope pictures uf der paddle uf
Sandy Dago? Der public Is crying for id.
BJEE BGOSHJEE, MINI, YESTER
DAY-Ad last l breathe midouid a fric-
ton. | am ware IS my own peoples. 1
am now a Svede All day I hat been
cropping up my lankvien und handling.
Id oud nit sharp corners on it. Eferyy1n
In dis place is a Svede, und so also am
l until der train leaves I hat tolt dem
mere dot yum uf my ancestors vunce
owned Ice house in Sweden Den vas
sorry sboke, because a Swedish chen
tleman asked me If my ancestral vas der
author uf der ice trust -
PILGARLIC, OHIO, DOT MORNING
--AnnUder message from Mike Hanna.
Lot fellow is great grief to me- he
says in der message to avoid anv dis
cussion al'ou'd imperialisms Tie saws he
is afraid I might use some words vicb
look nice bud mean different. Such a
mixer! Mike says in der message dot
kinley Mack is veil, und dot he has his
voice unter full control Go thou und dit
likewise. Dot fellow, Mike, Worries me.
No sign uf dem connecticutscope pic
lures.
BPYANTOWN, IND, YESTERDAY
passed through dis town mitouid stop
ping. know my pitzness.
BERRY PATCH, OHIO. AID NIGHT
hat such a tiredness. Day before yes.
terday vas a Norwegian for vun speech; 4
YESTERDAY my speech vas a Swiss moe
ment, und today l hat been a Roosian. /
am running short uf ancestors hat
only enough left to be a Boolgarian und
a Scotchman. My connecticutscope pic
lures hat nod arrivaled ind [ am afraid
der Vest will nefer see me rushing ub
der hill ad Sandy Dago 1 am also
threatened nit annuder message from
Mike Hanna. Bud der glorious causes is
pushing on. I dnk if my ancestors would
only hold ouid ! would own DER Vest ply
nexd week. Goot night, dear diary
ID. DINKELSPIEL,
Per George V. Hobart.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
SOCIAL LIFE IN ST. PAUL

At meeting of the board of managers
of the ST. Paul School of Fine Arts,
neid vest erday at the school, DR.. Samuel
q Smith rendered his resignation as
president of the sehol. DR.. Smith gave
as the reason for his resignation ex-
cessive duties in other directions His
resignation was accepted with regret by
the board. Mrs. D. A Monfort was elect
ed president in place of DR. Smith. The
school which opened this week has had
q larger attendance to start with titan
ever before and everything points to a
most successful year.
The Monday Art and History claas
Will hold its first fall meeting Thursday,
NOV. J. at the Central high school.
St Buke's Aid Society of st. Paul.s
episcopal Church will hold its first fall
meeting. this afternoon with Mrs. Oliver
Dalymple, 265 Summit avenue.
Companion Court No 241, Independent
Order OF F'oresters, gave its first annual
dance of the season last night at Sher-
man hall. The ST. Anthony Hill orches-
ira furnished the music. The commit
tee on arrangements was composed of
the following: Mrs. J. II. BouiSeault,
Mrs. Gansereap Mrs Woods and Miss
Alma Zins.
Mrs James Middleton will entertain at
cards Tuesday evening at their home on
Ashland avenue in honor of Mr.. and Mrs.
j. e. Middleton.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. G. Walther entertain
ed informally last evening at their home
on Goodrich avenue in celebration of their
wedding anniversary
Mrs. S. NJ. Hayes entertained at euchre
yesterday afternoon at her home on Nina
avenue in honor of Miss Mills.
The Pauci Delecti club will give a
dancing party Nov. Q at Lifts hall.
Mrs. Wolfer gave luncheon Wednes-
day at her home on College avenue in
honor of Mrs. A. Patweil. Mrs F. Bard
Well and the Misses Patwell, Of Mime
apolis.
Miss Gray entertained at luncheon
Wednesday at her home on Iglehart
street. Miss Brown, of Hastings, was
the guest of honor. A company of twelve
was entertained.
Mrs. C. w. Fisher will entertain the
Ladies' Card club next Thursday after
noon at her home in Irvine park.
Mrs. Temple, of Nefth st. Paul, gave a
luncheon yesterday. entertaining mem
beers of the Royal Haighbors OF America,
from ST Paul.
The women of the First Methodist
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

NEW YORK-Sailed: L'Aquitaine, Havre:
- columbia, Hamburg, via Plymouth and
Z Chefbourg; Friedrich der Crosse, Bre-
men, via Southampton
B0STON--Arrived: Ivernia, Liverpool
ST: NCENT-Arrived Scraps, San
Francisco, for Hamburg.
LIVERPOOL-Sailed Numidian, Mon
treai;' Vancouver, Quebec and Montreal;
Commonwealth 6new). Boston. Arriv-
{ ed: Belgenland, from Philadelphia; Ma
5estic, from New York
ROTTERDAM--Saile Amsterdam, for
Boulogne and New York.
LONDON-Sailed: Montevidean, Mon
treal; Minnesota, New York
QpEENSTOWN-Saii Germanic (from
LiverpooD, New York
PLY MOCTH-Arrived: Kaiser Friedrich,
from New York. for Hamburg.
LiIARD-Passed: La Gascogne. New
York, for Hayre: Alier New York, for
Southampton and Bremen.
YOhOHAMA-Arrived China, San Fran
cisco, via Honolulu. for Nagasalci,
Shanghai and Hongkong; Idsumi MaIu,
Seattle for Kobe, Mole and Hongkong.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
DER Diary OF TETrY BOOZLEFELT
New York Journal.

New York Journal
Id gifts me such a choy to presentation
to der world ad larche dis diary vich vas
authored ORIGINALLY Ply Tetty Roozlefelt.
AID der time he authored dis diary Tet-
ty hat der tail-end uf der tigget between
his teeth, und he vas chumping in der
Vest from Kopje to Milwaukee und from
Milwaukee to Spion Kop.
Efery dime Tetty would make a short
retirement to der Pullyourlel1s car he
would write few lines in der diary, und
dis is ware der result fell off:
WINNIPEGOOSE IN DER VEST, TO
NIGHT made sigsteen speeches today
und receifed yum cheer. A fresh chenille
man on der train set dot alder dot record
should advocate sigsteen to yum. l yust
looked ad him nit yum uf my sarcastica1
looks right between der face. He left der
train ad yunce
PUFFENLOTZ. ILL, TONIGHT-Such
day: 1 made eighteen speeches und
broke der record und my suspenders A
Demmykrat ad Pilsener Crossroads, Ill,
wanted to know uf he could hat a choint
debate NIT me. 1 agreemented to dit i'd
sboke fairst from der rear platform
Ad der finish my arguments vas fidouid
a reply, because der engineer grabbed
der engine Ply der throttle and We carried
der Demmykritic ehoint debater away nit
e4o, d11O uIOppSQ AlltIl III a swamp. DIS Is
a great victory for der Republican prtn-
ciples as ouidline ad der bad6le uf Bun
co Hill. wish my moving connecticut
scope pictures uf Sandy Dago Hill void
arrive. 1 need dem in ny pitzness
KATAWBA CENTER, LAST EVEN
ING-I hat much to tell you, dear diary.
l hat made sefen hunnert und sigs
speeches, fourteen gonversa tionings und
five bad breaks since l turned on der
steam in der Vest I am proud of nv
record. 'Anudder message has arrived
from Mike Hanna Dot fellow hands me
nervous cholt in my prostFation. He
says in der message to back up, back 10.
His meaning fell off der wire before i6
reached me. Some Ut desc Gays Will say
Something's harsh to dot fellow because he
is such a mixer. Der cause Il Repub-
Icanism is recei1ng a glorious push for
ward. Yesterday l pushed id along ad
Bannersburg, To-; Haystack, Ind; Pills.
town, O., und Beefsteakburg, H. Thou
sands would hat greeted me ad desc
places if der census tooker hat dit his
work. properly. He forgot to furnish dose
places nit large population. I viii see
about id ven | am der vice president. 1
wish l hat my connecticutscope pictures.
Dank haven! no Vun hos yet asked me
Wy is a trust
BLOOMFONTEIN, ARK, LATELY
Ach, himmeli AID last am IN der thick
mes uf my own peoples. Ell s~=-,1n in dis
place is Dutch, inclusioning myself.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
FRIDAY, OCT. 5, 1900.
MIR. MARKHAaI.s OPINION.

1t would be a subject Of serious public
congratulation could the opinion of Mr.
Markham regarding the scope of the
powers Of the police commission over the
pay roll of the department be accepted
as representing the final conclusion
reached on the subject. The present in
conclusive situation would be thereby
changed and the commission would be at
liberty to proceed with the work of or
ganizing the police department along
such lines as would enable the general
public to hold that body to its response
bilities.
-Four months have already been filtered
AWAY in acrimonious and senseless con-
troversy Such exercise OF plenary pow
ers as the commission has felt compelled
to resort to has been received by the
Republican press and politicians with
abuse bordering on seurriiity; and the
misguided men who have been discharged
from the force have added to the bitter
ness of the situation by their pursuits
II the courts Oh 4 legal W1Il-O'-t
wisp. If the city attorney is right as to
the intent of the charter commissioners
in their work and as to the legal effect
of the provision concerning the pay of
the members OF the department. 1t seems
something approaching an absurdity, or
at any rate 1t is a very strained construc-
ton which will deny to that body the
power TO remove and appoint members
of the force according to its understand
Ing eff the best interests of the service.
There is undoubtedly much which the
general pubic will find excuse for in the
attitude which the commission takes of
Withholding the full exercise of Its pow
er Of removal until the supreme court has
passed ON the appear taken in the Zim-
nerman and King cases. But it would
be much more acceptable to the COM
munity and more in its interest IT the
work which the law so plainly cuts out
for the commission were done and done
quickly, leaving the responsibility on the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
PERTINENT OR PARTLY so.

The veal market locally is firm, with no
immediate prospects Of a decline. Ths
Republicans have been going hard for
Iatted calf this season. They had hardly
gotten through with the prodigal son
banquet In DR.. A. A. Ames' honor when
they had to give one for Alex Lindahl,
whose silver predictions four years ago
made him political outcast and now it
is announced that J. F. Jacobson, of Lac
qui Parle, whose willing worker" voice
was feared to be leading him into Popu-.
listic TRADES, is going on the stump for
the Republicans, and another dinner has
been ordered
The street railway company has an or
der forbidding the carriage of dogs or
other animals-except hogs-on its cars.
NOW that the location of a new and CEN
trail market bids fair to revive in the To-
cal housewives the venerable custom of
going to market, a new question may
ARISE. suppose the market man ties q
string around the legs of a likely pullet
and throws it on top of the basket, will
Mrs. Jones have to walk home with her
1--we freight or can she take it on the car?
The first market in st. Paul, according
10 the late Maj Newson, was established
IN lS43, when Mrs. Kessler drove IN from
Little Canada with an OK hitched in
heavy cart and sold garden truck The
council had not at that time been aroused
to the necessity for an officially located
market site.
From Medina, Hennepin county, comes
the seemingly veracious story that during
thunder storm Joseph Dorsey was
struck by lightning which destroyed his
underclothes and then killed his dog at
his feet. In fact, Dorsey saved his pants,
but the dog did not.
w. II. Brill, who viewed the battle of
Sugar point from the cover Of leafless
cranberry bush, said last night that at
the time it was his impression that the
battle was the most exciting thing he
had ever witnessed, but two years have
elapsed since, and in that period he has
seen many more exciting things Mr.. Brill
rode the Elks' goat last night, so that a
mere battle between Indians and Uncle
Sans regulars now seems like a peace
full pastoral
The people who delight in comforting on
their children such names as Waldernar
FRANCIS Xavier Reginald PercivaI Smith
can take warning that this is a menace
to the boys ever gaining political prefer
ment. The fact that Theodore Rooseyelt's
name is one letter too long for the regula
tlon size ballot will compel the state of
New York to use tons of paper this cleo
ton more than in 1896
w. g. McMurchy.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
TODAY IN ST. PAUL.

METRoPoLITAN-Haverly's Minstrels,
GR5AND-"A Day and Night" 2:so and
BTAAR-Broadway Burlesquers, 2:15 and
Sunday school convention. Park Congre-
g2t9nal church, Holly avenue and
Mackubin street
Football, Mechanic Arts High school VS..
Minneapolis North side high, 80 d. m.
Democrats Of Eighth ward meet, Jess
fang's hall, University and Harrington
Reception, First NJ. e. church. D. m
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
FRIDAY GLOBE CHANCES.

The Republican candidate for mayor in
Minneapolis is not a help to the g. o. p.
ticket and means the reelection of May
or Gray and a majority for Lind in that
city.
The story from Pottstown, Pa, of
child wife and mother of thirteen years
recalls the youthful marriages in India.
This child mother. Mrs Alveride r.
Shellenberger, sings to her baby as she
might to doll, while herself wearing
short clothes. She says her mother OBJ
jected to her marriage, but finally yield
ed because Horace, who is twenty-five,
begged so hard.
A French woman can dress in male at
tire by paying an annual license fee of
SO.
What a comic opera name is that of
Datto Tantung of Bongas. who governs
the island of Tawi-Tawi. of the Sulu
group. He is one of the local officials
under the sultan of Sulu, and gets a
monthly salary of $50 from the United
States. The annual salaries given to the
Sulu savages amount to $4,000, and are
paid in Mexican de.lars-a cute dip, ofnatie
trick Of the Mckinley administration, as
Mexican dollars are quoted at about 50
cents each. gold. The sulu dates are
not posted, and all dollars look alike to
them.
Eight years ago today Alfred Tsnny-
son, Baron d'Fyneourt, poet laureate az
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

country is at Calumet. Mich. 1t cost
about 100000 and seats 1900 1t is an
adjunct or wing to the city hall AS a
play house it is pronounced one of the
finest in any of the small cities of the
country.
: The doctors claim that the regular use
or cocaine products necrosis Of the It's
sues and renders the teeth and bones
brittle. and victims finally imagine their
bodies are covered with crawling worms.
1t is evidently most insidious drug.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
THE ADVERTISERS RIGHTS.

The advertiser clearly entitled all Globe oers-u as much
as the buyer OF tangible commodity the weighing counting or meas
uing OF the in his representatives presence
Advertisers being swded every year by fraudulent renra
sensations advertising mediums through the no place
than right here They easily within their power
Eecuy protect themselves by simply insisting having every
lair and reasonable privileges similar those
the representations of advertising declining such priv
ileges should receive grave consideration
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

England died at the age of eighty-three.
Few knew that he ever had a title in the
nobility.
That good old Republican paper the An
Okla Union, says: 1.-The state campaign,
from Republican standpoint, is not be-
ing conducted with the vim and ginger
necessary to win"
The full death list at Galveston will
never be known. Hundreds of bodies have
been buried without Identification The
known list now runs to over $500
Queen Victoria will not allow the exhi-
b1tlon at prize shows of her pet dogs and
poultry. She says it exhausts them to
take a trip away from home and be ex-
posed to view in a crowded building or
yard
The superintendent of several Of the
large Eastern cities recommend the aboIi-
tlon OF vertical penmanship in the school,
claiming that 1T makes slow penmen.
rms style has; been very popular with
grade teachers for Several years, but most
professional teachers Of penmanship have
favored the slanting style.
o
Very little or nothing is heard from
SEeeAA' IL al the lnC0fndIlOIlal row now IN
progress among other nations. Having
soio ler troubles to the United States the
spanish people are busy at home rebuild
ing prosperity, and from all reports tho
country is really in better shape than in
many years. The queen, who Is entitled
to an income of $1,000 600 from the treasury,
has not drawn it for two years. She
ilVes on her private means
Today is the anniversary of the battle
OF the Thames, Ontario. in 1913, when
Cen Harrison defeated the English and
indians, and the noted chief, Tecumseh,
was killed
Another fake story has been tru,nped
up by an alleged detective concern about
a plot to assassinate President Mckinley
There are very few assassins in the world,
and when they unfortunately exist they
never go to the police officers to tell their
plans.
Today, Oct. 5, is the anniversary of the
blfth in 1880, Of Chester Alan Arthur,
twenty-frst president of the United
States; of Jonathan Edwards, In 1903, the
first distinguished American divine and
theological writer. His tombstone bears
the following inscription:
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

cessary steps to put an end to the opera
tons of such organizations. when they
are clearly destructive Of potential com-
petition in the business they represent;
or else take the onus of public condemna-
tipn and defeat
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
THE PROOF IS READY.

The Globes circulation statement by an affidavit and
Tor the reason that few advertisers do realize who will make
Wu fraudulent statement will scarcely to IFS accuracy
Instead OF paradng affidavit the Globe every one
interested any scrutiny of its circulation lists and
records and visit its mailing keep tab
on the number papers printed and the disposition
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
nlds for school supplles.

Mayor Smith, city Treasurer Bremen
and President Schiffmann, common eoun-
ell, constituting the purchasing COM
mittee of the school board, opened bids
yesterday for a few minor school sup
plies. The bidders were w. J. Dyer &
Bros, st. Paul Book and Stationery COM
pany, Wedelstaedt a Co., Noyes Bros. &
Cutler, ST. Paul Hardware company and
e. Il. Ferry. No action was taken.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
DRECOLL OF VIENNA.

The G o be of next Sunday will print
an illustration of charming creation by
Drecon. the fashion designer of Vienna.
with letter written by The famous cos
tune artist himself.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
GLOBES CIRCULATION list V[[E

AdOerers are reminded that the respective calculations of the
eed0y ana Sunday Globe largely separate propositions that of
me SUNDAY being smaller the rural parts eekday edition
and larger in st. Paul and nearby cities and townsJ
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
RIVER BULLETIN.
TEMPERATuREs.

River forecast TIL p. m Friday: The
Mississippi will continue rising slowly in
the vicinity of st. Paul.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota-Rain and colder Friday;
Saturday fair; fresh northwesterly winds.
and cooler in western; rain in eastern
portion; fresh northeasterly Winds
North Dakota-Generally fair Friday
Ind Saturday; easterly winds.
ENTHUSIASTICALLY fair Friday and
Saturday; easterly winds
South /Dakota--Generally fair Friday
Rnd Saturday; variable winds.
ST. PAUL
Yesterdays observations, taken by the
United States Weather Bureau, ST. Paul.
P. +. Lyons, observer, for the twenty
four hours ended at 7 clock last night.
Barometer corrected for tempeFa ture
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

The weather is cutting up all sorts of
freaks. Just at this particular iuacture
hot. cold, rain. hail. snow.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

Rev. Jonathan Edwards, A. M.
1703-175S
Minister in Northampton.
Feb. Is, 1727-June %, 1850.
Minister and Missionary to the
Indians in Stockbridge,
f751-1758.
president Of New Jersey College,
Feb. 1e-March %. 1858.
"The law of truth was in his
mouth, and fniquity was not
found in his lips.
He walked with me, in peace
and equity, and did turn many
away from Iiniqufty. NAL. H., 6.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

The retired list of the regular army
now number 7s4 officers. all ON half pay,
ayerag ing about $4,000 each.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

The only municipal thoater in. his
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

Bryan, following Croker, says there
are Republicans in the Ta1nmany ice
trust; and, besides it is local affair en-
tirely, which does not effect the people
of the West. Everybody knows that there
is choice assortment Of Republican
boodlers in New York. Pioneer Press.
Yes, and the chief Of them all is United
States Senator Piatt, Republican boss of
the state, and who succeeded in putting
Teddy on the Mckinley ticket so as to
get him out of,thel way.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

Eight wears ago today Alfred Tenny-
ion, Baron d'Eyneourt, poet laureate Of
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05
*SpnHigh
OCEAN LINERS.

Washington time q p. m. St. PauD.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

The fun death list at Galveston will
never be known. Hundreds of bodies have
been buried without Identification The
known list now runs to over $500
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

Queen Victoria will not allow the exhi-
pltlon at prize shows of her pet dogs and
poultry She says it exhausts them to
take trip away from home and be ex-
posed to view in a crowded building or
ward
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

The colored posters of Mckinley stand
ing on a dollar supported on the should
ers of Republican workers, now seen on
the bill boards, alongside patent medi-
cine and vaudeville performer cuts, will
not make voters.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

1t is shown by instantaneous photog-
raphy that horse at full speed some
times has all Of the feet off the ground at
the same time,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

Our evening contemporary is now print
ing alleged testimonials from alleged
business men as to why they intend to
support Mckinley. No names are given
and as the Republican national literary
bureau has supply Of testimonials on
hand for the use of G. o. p. sheets, they
can be given out everywhere as the opin-
ion OF a well-known merchant" or a
prosperous ''coal DEALER" and the like
This sort Of a thing without signature is
not up to the dignity of approving a corn
plaster.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

B. T. Rabbit, the soap man-and this
is not an advertisement of his soap-but
merely a tribute to an American in
ventor, has several hundred patents 20
his credit, Among ideas he did not pat
ent was the application of the principle
of the air chamber in pumps, which to-
day is applied to every force pump in use.
and without which continuous stream
of water is impossible Many of the
patents related to engines and iron manu-
factories
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-10-05

Nearly all Of the mercantile business in
Manila is in the hands of Chinese, the
Americans doing all the saloon business,
however.