New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1900-04-04
THE TALK Of THE DAY.

Among the features of THE Bloomington Gnd)
Star on Saturday. conducted las the devil would
run It," were the vaedictory of the editor, who
retired In favor of the devil. and a salutatory by
the last named Individual Then followed
Der Of special articles, among them being THE
Devils Question Box Interview with Ingerson"
THE Devils Commandments" Local Items from
Hades, "Satan's Shots editorial contributions.
According to the satanic editor. there many
forms of shams deceits and hypocrisy in this SIN
full world and wherever he finds such a condition
he strikes 1t with his editorial prong.
Wandering Mike heaved deep sigh
What's de matter?' asked his companion.
Il We're jes t'inkn' about bad roads an de
is spinnin' roun EASTERN a railway train behind
We'll. amt fell off yit"
NO. But tink O. what convenience It 'ud be
territory slid 9e we we
wanted to go to acknowledgements Star.
A Salt Lake City paper reports that tall gaunt
woman. with ginger hair and somewhat fierce
expression of countenance, lately came to the
County Clerk of Boxelder County. IN that State.
You're the man that keeps the marriage books.
amt your" asked.
Yes ma'am." he answered. What book do you
wish seer"
Search developed the name Of John Peters for
whose marriage license had been issued two
years before.
Il thought So" said the woman Married Lie
Waters, didn't he?"
The license is issued for a marriage with Miss
Eliza Waters"
Yep. Well. I'm Lie I thought I'd ought to
come In and tell you that Jack Peters has escaped"
man in Kansas city owns dollar "greenbacko'
recently ei REUSED cS for Gu IT. the civil War; He
The keeper of the pay roll large estate IN
the southern part OF Cuba says: THE average
payment per per month for February was
Amor iGb cold
from 81 so to 81 rs higher Besides the payment in
coin, the men housed and fed the expense OF
the estate. The food for each costs the estate
49, Spanish gold. Do you know of any country
where the people who work in the fields are better
paid?'
the way to live one hundred years g is to to work
at ! p. m, take nap until s;l5 and then read
' Em Pl !ieF that soc Well If you have any no.
ton Of starting Out 70 live one hundred years
wanted male help ads right aWaH2}Chca s9e
T1mes-Herald
The committee appointed by the American Bar
Associa ton has issued circular In regard to the
proposed National celebration of John Marshall
Day to take place February 4, 1901 being the
first centennial of the installation of Chief Justice
Marshall. 1t Is proposed" says the circular
that commemoration services be held at the Ma
tonal capital. under the direction OF the Supreme
Court of the United States. with the and sup
port of the coordinate branches OF the Govern
ment 1t Is also expected that the day will be
properly observed or the part OF all State and Ma
tonal courts by the cessation of judicial business
and that all State, city and county bar associa-
lions participate in proper exercises In such man
them shall seem most appropriate Sim
liar ceremonies recommended to be held In all
American colleges. law schools and public schools
TO the end that the youth of country may be
made more fully acquainted with Marshals noble
life and distinguished services"
An Education Mickey-What yer dom mudder?
Lookin de advertisements?
Mrs Mulcahey-Yis: II II wasn't for rodin' In the
kvars ord niver know there was half as many
things ate an drlnk-(Puck.
A richly dressed woman entered the office Of 81
trust company In Philadelphia the other day to
rent box. Have you any one to identify you?"
asked the attendant. Certainly not" said the
woman Indignantly; everybody knows who 7 am
That may be- the reply but don't know
that you the woman Of that name" Just then
another woman. who had been transact!ng some
business raised her head. and a frigid nod nasssd
between them. DO you know this woman - asked
the bank official. II don't want to know her
snapped the woman. She lives next door IN ma
and instructed her footman to kick my dog ,ust
because 1t CHANGED TO be on her step You needn.,
ask me TO identify her. for l won't" 81 wouIdp.,
let you identify me-" retorted the applicant Co. =
box. II think you have acted horribly about vour
old dog and you left the Dorcas Society taI1,r.
everybody you wouldn't belong long ms 7 wa. =
member. A nice Christian spirit!' In the nsoH
time the bank official. entirely satisfied that tn
Identification complete, handed over IN. lta,,
to the box, the III concealed chagrin OF the o,h.r
woman who had identified her against her viii
The Arizona editor who divides his spare bours
between reading Kipling and cleaning his guns has
just hung this neat placard on the north wall 80
his sanctum: Don't submit spring poetry lest ne
forset"-(Chicago News w