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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-13
THIS is THE THoAAsINE.
Mixture of Beer. MIX and Sugar
Highly Praised by Its Inventor.

a short stout man went into an Kim
street saloon ana. stepping up to the bar.
asked the bartender for half a glass OF
beer, half a glass of milk and a teaspoon
ful Of powdered sugar. The bartender
looked surprised and 50 did some Of the
customers who were lined up against the
wall.
Say that again" said the bartender.
I'm not dead sure ] got you right"
"A half glass OF beer, half glass OF
milk and a teaspoonfui OF sugar" repeat
ed the stout man.
I'm hanged II know what you're xo!ng
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-13

r.e~a In Alabama Pcttns was a leading
,aosatic politician with no aspirations
3ena The honor OF presiding over a state
.ssa'saaon He helped everyb.Sdy and
-. N Eothing for himself He had, how
49,. oeen q state Judge, and one day he
~. Asat he would Ike to end his days on
-. - FEDERAL bench There was a vacancy.
4. ne came TO Washington to see sena-
a., ssgh This was during Cleveland's
Administration.
s"@sos Pugh booked over Pettus' applI-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-13

with Munkaesy dead in an insane
asylum, and Rostand. the young drA-
matte poet. reported to be on the verge
of insanity. the saying Is naturally re-
called; Great genius Is to madness near
allied" But Shakespeare, one OF the
greatest geufuses the world ever knew.
never was troubled with insanity. Per-
haps II was due 20 the fact that when
his fame and fortune were made he took
life easily. With genius 1t may be like
other things, the abuse, not use OF its
gifts brings on ruin.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-13
M
DIdIO LlOOI1 O-1VAOA1(dl 1llOI1IAIO

TO do with that combination" remarked
beer.
"'Tain't necessary that you should re-
turned the other. Just the same, you
amt going to refuse to serve me. are
your
There's the beer" said the bartender by
way of reply. Now, here's the milk. and
here's the sugar" handing out a long
spoon with a little powdered sugar in the
bowl
Thanks" replied the man. and then, TO
the horror of the bartender and the loung-
ers. he deliberately poured the milk into
the beer, dumped in the sugar and leisure
ly stirred up the mixture with the long
spoon.
Say friend, you amt a-going TO drink
that7" protested one of the loungers.
Amt. eh?" was the reply. and then
without the slightest hesitation the man
raised the glass TO his lips and drank the
contents greedily. When he put the glass
down he gave a sigh OF satisfaction.
Gosh" said the bartender, as he wiped
the corners OF his mouth with tho bar
towel You must have stomach like an
ostrich"
mot az all. not at ALL" said the short
man. THAT. SIR. Is one Of the most de-
llclous drinks that ever knew o. Kinder
makes some folks, whose bellies are lined
with cotton battin'. little uncomfortable.
but once you've tried It you don't mind It.
Have one with me now. won't your
mo. thank YOU" said the bartender.
'Itl tfy Il some time when I'm alone"
Very WELL" said the other. but, say.
in case some one should come In here and
ask you for Thomasine. J ought 70 tell you
that that Is the name OF that drink. I'm
the inventor OF It. and already It has many
friends among men % taste. A number Of
those who have grown 20 like II decided
that il should be named after the man who
discovered its fine qualities. My name Is
Thomas. you see. and no they decided 20
cali II Thomasine-"
'@rhe first man that comes In here and
asks for a Thamaslne gets IL on the cocoa
with bung starter" remarked the bar
tender after the stout man had gone out
New York Sun.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-13

have not declined with the stupendous In
crease in our exports of manufactures. As
our home market becomes less attractive
10 the European manufacturer he will nat
urally become less friendly to the United
States and more willing to encourage his
own government to make commercial ALI
ances with the great European power
which is doing so much to bring the Far
East. with all It's possibilities. nearer Con-
tnental Europe. Z. Porter in the
North American Review.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-13
ONLY HALF CURED

Hundred
ham o mt special or hve rife al mr etrca teme etc
~ o mar n n they l only o
humanh d compod o two fund amal rndpe orstems viz ne
a " EN- which cld III
muscular tissue ddn O a mpn pmTnyad
and mph to- compn the hb d " g hd linz
rcomti
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-13
A LIVING DEATH


realize
' an
adeqn
he ned Especial
meda
~ ' ~ Nso isee'"V ao"e' ana hence ms cures are
the
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the
Institute
the whole
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SPECIALISTS FOR DISEASES OF MEN
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-13

no comparison between the success of the
al Specialists of this Institute, who use
The difference is this: these Electro
both medical and electrical treatment
zeal part. II Is well-known fact that the
cases, while the electrical specialist also
cal Specialists of this Institute have SCI
RS OF both the medical and electrical treat
roughly diseases that cannot be even bene-
separately.
truth of the above plausible statement.
II Is the twentieth century treatment.
human body, namely. the nervous system
various diseases. Diseases of the mus
while diseases OF the nervous system are
which are not sooner or later compli-
sa. In such cases cure cannot be eff
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-13

GREAT together accomplish
v m mbn LED tt met all OF he cu
d he u o tn curative a a
e o
II is n
o
THE Goth CENTURY TREATMENT
Of
STATE METEOROLOGICAL INSTITUTE
of
$1OO,OOO.OO CAPITAL
SUCCESSFUL
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

AT the Mohawk banquet Col. Bryan
said: "Republicans, I dare you to put
a price on human life. If you want to
buy trade with blood, towards, buy it
with your own blood" The Detroit
Journal takes him to task for lis UTTER
ances as follows: "Tut, tut. colonel.
You tread upon painful history. Re
publicans dare to do ALMOST anything
that is,right and just; and they are too
cou1rageous to copy Or indorse Demo
cratic barbarism. g, r: The Democratic
party put a price on human life, and
secession-bloody, awful civil war
was the fruitage. The Democratic
party bought trade IL human =, chattels
for many years and the purchase price
was human blood and inhuman cruelty.
The Republicans dare not repeat the
blacklist page in American history
darenot do it, colonel, because thew
cannot bring themselves to emulate
Democracy
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

THE Chinese situation has not inn
proved during the past week and the
chances for a general mix-up are i'm
proving. The empress has shown by
her recent acts that she is in sympathy
with the Boxers and the emperor has
not slmplified the situation by calling
on the powers to depose the old lady
and assist him in establishing his gov
eminent. So far the powers are work.
ing in unison, although there issfear in
some quarters that Russia is not acting
exactly on the square. --'' 2
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

VIRGINIA, the metropolis of the iron
region OF Minnesota, suffered second
disastrous fire last week when a half
million dollars worth OF property was
destroyed and 1900 people left home
less. It was great blow to the town,
but its enterprising citizens are pre-
pairing to rebuild and in few months
the visitor will be unable to discover
a vestige of the general desolation
which now prevails.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

OUR farmer friends are too busy lust
now looking after their crops to be
greatly interested in politics, but they
will see to it that they have leisure to
vote this fall and the party of ants
and isms can draw little comfort from
this thought. The agriculturalists do
not care to experience another season
like that which preceded the present
administration.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

How is this for guess: For gov.
ernor, S. R. Van SAINT: lieutenant gov.
ernor, Lyndon A. Smith; secretary OF
state, Swan B. Molander; treasurer, J.
H. Block; attorney general, W. B.
Douglas: RAILROAD commissioners, c.
F. Staples, A. N. Dare and --:
supreme court justices, G. NJ. Start
and L. w. Collins,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

If the new political party which is
said to have been born in negro
church in Philadelphia will adopt the
name OF Africanders it will probably
receive the hearty support of Dom
Lind and his officials in ST. Paul. The
Pops and all others who desire to en-
barass the. administration have dis
played great friendship for anything
bearing an African name.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14
AFTER VOTES,

Says the Cleveland Leader: 1.-THE
Democratic politicians who are irving
to make an issue of the Boer war are
doing the cause of the struggling
Beers more harm than good" True,
but these fellows care nothing for the
Beers or their cause. They are sim
ply trying to catch a few votes for
themselves. Duluth NeaosE Tribune. go
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

An old farmer near Alexandria was
1eeced by trio of sharpers this week,
who managed to secure $1,000 of the
farmers money. They represented
that they wished to buys farm, but
before closing the deal wanted to
assure themselves that the title was
all right. They proposed that they
put $4,000 in a box and the farmer to
show his sincerity $1,000, the box to be
left in the farmers care during the
trip. This was done, but when the
farmer opened the box he found it con-
tanned only scrap iron and his custom
ers were gone. They have not yet
been arrested.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

The St. Cloud Journol-P,ess proposes
the following political problem for the
fusionists: minnesota has seven Re,
publican congressional districts. If
c. A. Towne, after two efforts has
failed to carry one of them, how long
will it take him. to carry them all, at
one fell swoop?' ia ~
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

Tom PLATT has announced that he
will not resign his seat in the senate,
but will retire from politics when his
term expires. The Pioneer Press thinks
this IS an indication that Mr.. Platt
expects to pass in his earthly checks
and take UP a harp within the next
few months.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14
w. D. IN THE EAST,

The western Republicans seems. to
be making an effort to obtain the NOM
ination from their section of country
for the vice presidency, and they are
prolific in candidates for this honor.
Among them is ex-senator Washburn
OF Minnesota, a man who has had large
experience in public life and rare sue
cess in the business world. The Herald
expects this nomination to go to John
D. Long of Massachusetts, and it's high
estimate of his fitness for the place has
been repeatedly expressed: If. how;
ever, the West takes to itself that can
didacy, it is no more than lust to saw
that it would be fifty bestowed in that
section by it's conferment upon Mr..
Washburn.-B Herald. {"
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

COL. CHINN'S remarks that "every
man in Kentucky who deserves hang
ing will be hung prompts the Duluth
Ners- Tribune to predict the falling off
OF the Democratic vote of that State to
the extent of $4,000.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

1T begins to look as if the west might
land the vice presidency at the Phila-
delphia convention. Minnesota should
perfect its organization and be pre-
pared to gather the persimmon for our
distinguished citizen, Hon. William D..
Washburn.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

THE continued dry weather has sent
wheat bounding upward again, but as
most of the crop has passed out of the
hands of the farmer he will reap no
benefit. Those who have been lucky
enough to hold their crop will profit
and it may keep the price up until the
new crop is ready.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

Perhaps you have noticed that Post
master Cordiner has been wearing a
very pleasant smile for the past week?
The government has sent notice that
beginning with the first of July the
salary of the Office will be increased
500 per annum, the receipts of the
office for the past year having in
creased sufficiently to warrant the
raise. That's why Mr.. Cordiner is.
pleased and his friends are pleased
with his good fortune, too.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14
THE PRIN CRToN UNION: THURSDAY, yuNE, ~. leoo.

The sympathy Of the editorial fra
ternity will go*out to G.. S. Pease this
week when the boys learn OF the death
of the knoka EDITORS father which
occurred Tuesday in St. Paul.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

SOMETHING is radically wrong with
the campaign this year. AS yet only
a bare minority of the electors of this
county have announced their intention
to stand for the legislative nomination.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

WITH the organization Of negro
political party the colored gentlemen
at the head of the movement may be
said to have drawn the color line. The
whites in many sections have been
cursed for years for doing this very
thinr
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

- A LARGE part of the Democratic
campaign speeches will be delivered
this year through the brass horn1sss,at-
tached to gramophones. The average
Democratic campaign speaker ee,v,i-
IDENTIFY lacks brass enough to attempt
to tackle Gen. Prosperity on the pub.
lie platform. s>.,r. " .-&5.."g rs#Ef@z}
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

HON. J. E. LYNDS, of Carlton county,
wants to be returned to the legislature.
The Aitkin Age thinks Mr.. Lynds'
record in the last legislature was not
such as would entitle him to a re-elec-
ton. The Age is dead right.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

ST. PAUL has two chiefs of police.
This would have been all right if they
had been on duty during the recent
election, but in times of peace the
citizens think it is one too MANY.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

If Cholly Towne would advocate the
free and unlimited coinage of harves-
tiers and thres hing machines he might
hope to win the agricultural vote.
Otherwise, otherwise.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

AIRY 'AWK1Ns has been mentioned
as a congressional possibility in this
district. He has several times been
used as humping post by his party
and the experience he has gained
makes him an ideal candidate.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

RAIN has fallen in India and there
is hope that the famine will soon be at
an end. Until the. farmers have1time
to produce crop, however, there is
much to be done to alleviate the%suf-
fering in that country. ! 49,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

THE Duluth Herald of last week oop-:
tanned ] az appeal 20, the the citizens to.
furnish BEDS for the excursionistswho.
weresexpeoted within the city's gates.
Why not put them in cache on the
l;l)e;1oc -
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

IF silver is u dead issue' and will
not be heard of in the coming cam
paign, why is it that the 'Silver Re-
publicans' still hold their organization?
The American people will not be hood
winked by the antics of the anti-ad-
ministratiOnites.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

PERHAPS Duluth will land the new
government armor plate plant. Such
vegetation is all that will grow on the
hillsides of the city by the lake, so
cities in more favored regions should
withdraw their claims.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

n SCIENTIST says that he has dis
covered that rain is caused Indirectly
by electricity and proposes to make
use OF the subtle force to the benefit of
mankind. This comes under the head
OF shocking discoveries"
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

IGNATIUS DONNELLY has announced
that he will accept the mid-road NOM
ination for vice president. Should
Washburn receive the Republican
nomination, Ignatius may revamp
some of his old speeches for use in the
coming campaign.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

PREACHER SHELDON,s profits from
his newspaper enterprise a few months
ago amounted to $4,000. Instead of
sailing this sum down to guard against
time when congregations will no
longer welcome his appearance in the
pulpit he has divided the money among
many deserving charities.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

Two more Filipino generals are
prisoners and the government thinks
that instead Of being captured they
came in and surrendered. Few of,the
natives relish the kind of fgbting the
Yankees are putting up. }%f5
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

ENGLAND found another knot tied
in the lions tail the other day when
the Beers succeeded in capturing a
whole battalion of its troops. The
Boer cause may be dying, but it is dy-
inc hard.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

The Democrats will probably ask. to
be put in power this fall SO that they
may ''reduce the surplus in the United
States treasury AS surplus reduc-
ers the Democrats have always been
successful, but that is as far as. their
success goes. .-r, ..55S5..
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

ALTHOUGH editor Rearick has
fought against prosperity the wave
seems to have swept over him and he
has been obliged to enlarge his Grove
City Times Well, here's our congra-
tOlo tiOpc
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

Mr.. Hoffman received another letter
from Herman last night. He is still
we'll and has been transferred to an
other lslandsin the Philippine group.
There is little or no excitement in the
Philippines now and the service is be-
coming lrksome to the boys. Herman
says ne thinks BY the time his term of
enlistment expires he will be ready to
come home to the farm and stay there
for the rest of his natural life, -.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

IF the Pillagers are really about to
60 on the warpath the government
should prepare to wipe the dissolute
redskins off the face Of the earth. This
band can never be civilized and the
sooner these peace disturbers are made
good lndians'' the better for the
State
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14
AND TWIST THEIR TAILS.

AND TWIST THEIR TAILS.
Trusts are the outgrowth of the bust
ness situation, and no party is to blame
for their formation. Mark this, the
Republican party will clip their wings,
destroy their influence better than any
other political organization. You can
always depend on the Republican party
taking care of the interests of the
masses.-Anokn Union.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

CONGRESS has adjourned and the
members at home looking after their
own particular political welfare.
Well, the country can stand it.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14
THE RETURN TRIP.

Minnesota congressman have started
on their return to Washington. This
may seem an unnecessary statement,
in view of the fact that they are there
already. We mean that they have
started for the next congress. Some
OF them have been renominated-the
rest of them will be-and that means
they will return to Washington for
another term.-Hutchinson Times. w.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

The Populist nominee for president
has said he would keep his mouth
closed for few weeks. This is surely
q case Of ''suspended animation
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14
MURDER WILL OFT -


1t looks as though the only way that
the Democrats can be kept from steal
ing all the offices is to use voting ma
chimes, and even then it will be neces-
sary to keep them away from the
machines. In St. Paul, the recount
just completed shows that they stole,
or attempted to steal, the comptroller
ship, as we'll as several other Offices.
Only two contests we're made, and in
both these the recount gave the. Re-
publican candidates a clear maioritv,
sThe corrected ballots showed that
other Republican candidates, who did
no not contest: were elected, but the
democrats were counted in. One of
!. the most industrious Of these rascally
judges has been indicted by the grand
Jury. ST. Cloud Jou,reol-:z',,vss. ~~ .%:.@
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

BRYAN and Towne are fishing in
Wisconsin. This preliminary training
will not materially aid them in catch
ing suckers in the fall campaign.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

A. Alb: B. Damon attended the annual re-
union IN Of his old company, CO. 4,
Elgn'th Minnesota, at Anoka last Thurs
day: The .e reunion .:i was held at Crooked
lake Il 'e' and was vas. attended BY members Of
the company and their families to the
number OF about sixty. The day was a
most enjoyable one and the veterans
voted to, repeat the picnioSon the Sec
ond Thursday in June, of each year
!. until the lake dries up.l'@ y s..-lE ~
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14
::>,uAr EDITORS sA,, :,
Paragraphs
Collected at Our 4
Exchange ~
Table. b..
SWIFTER YET.

SWlFTER YET.
The eclipse of the sun travelled across
the country at the rate of thirty-fve
miles minute. That is pretty rapid,
but is nothing compared to the rate
the eclipse of Bryan will travel next
November. -FUirtur Standard.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

SWAN B. MoLANDER is very liable
to walk off with the Republican nomi-
nation for secretary of state.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14
CHANCE FOR A THUD.

Oregon spoke loud enough to be
heard in every section of the country.
and if the Democratic party were in
the hands of the intelligent men of
that political creed instead of the 9TH
ers, the Bryanese would hear some
thing drop at Kansas City.-Pio,,eer
Press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

Joseph Wallace, of Mile Laos lake,
got into an alteration with compan-
ion last night in Turnquist's saloon,
which ended with Joe talking swing
at him" The companion lodged
through a door and escaped injury,
but Joe showed his arm through a win
dow and was badly wounded. DR.. Tar
box was called and dressed the arm,
stitches being necessary
to close the gaps. .
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1900-06-14

lation Of 100000 souls in the Windy
City only 81, 152 belong to the various
churches. OF that number 100000
are Jews and 100000 Catholics, thus
leaving only III, 152 to all the protest.
ant denominations. Why not send
more protestant missionaries to Chi
cago and fewer to Hong Kong. The
missionaries would be- Just as safe in
Chicago as in the heart of China, and
theiU.: S. would not have to send troops
to protect them, as he>police Of Chi
cago can deal with all of the boxers of
the Windy City.-FuiTnaont Sentinel -