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Evening star., 1900-05-09

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Evening star., 1900-05-09

The Evening Star is the
only afternoon paper in
Warrington that receives
the dispatches of the Assoc
cfated Press. IL fs there
fore the only one I'm which
the reader can ind the
complete news of the
world. directly transmit-
ted by telegraph. up to
the moment of going to
press.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
TEACHING A BOY TO PLAY.
Graphic Description of the Trials of
n Music Teacher.

did you ever try TO teach n boy to
play the panoW said well known
teacher of our town. 81 do not mean a
golden haired mammals darling, but one
of the kind | have seen described as a
dear, whistling, fragrant, nerve shatter-
ing boy, Il receptacle for cdiblcs, bot
tomless pit for pic, a buttonless young
savage, n render of garments, n lover of
goats and dogs and a dispenser Of their
fragrance, n scoffcr of propriety-an in.
corrigible boy One such bit of restless
humanity it has fallen to my lot to teach,
and | can never tell the endless surprises
that came to me during one seasons
work with this boy. His talent as a
musical ,ritic showed itself in calling
Nine. Z,tsler "A kind Of cyclone and,
again, in describing to me singer with
n pronounced trcmolo in her voice he
said, She shackcd so | couldn't tell
What she was trying to sing
us there n cultured musical critic in
this country that could express so much
in so few words?
But | intended to tell you Of the end
less number OF things that happened to-
this boys hands, which in each instance
gave him a good excuse for not having
practiced. He caught a ball on the tip
of the finger, which knocked the nail off
he got a fish hook in his finger and had
to have it cut out; he burned his hand
with hot molasses candy and again with
4 firecracker; tho cat scratched him; the
dog bit him; his knuckes were well nigh
worn off in playing marbles, and so on
endlcssy. Soon after the appearance
here Of Buffalo Bits Wild West show he
came to me with a savage looking sore,
fully half an inch wide and extending
entirely around his head just below his
ears and mouth. | exclaimed in horror,
why, j, what's the matter nowr
'IIuh-that's nothin; | just got las
socd'
'Inquiring later of his mother, she told
me that little girl of the neghborhood.
whose parents make frequent visits to
Mexico, had searched the attic and found
a horsehar lasso, which she succeeded IN
throwing about his head as he was pass
ing on bicycle. Needless to say he had
a fall, the horsehair asso removing n
complete circle of cutcle from around his
head. Think of claiming such a boy down
to the torment of pianoforte technique.
AS well try to chain the winds" -lndian-
npolis journal.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
FORTUNES FROM DREAMS.
Inventors Can Tell of Some Strange
Experiences.

at is remarkable how ideas Of an in
vcntive nature occur to one" remarked
Henry IIollingsworth, a Cleveland in
ventor. "Frequently when engaged upon
problems in mechanics have -nue to bed
and dreamed what seemed to be n perfect
solution of that which had been upper
most in my mind during the day. But
the trouble is that upon awakening, while
recollecting perfectly that had dreamed
the solution, it was impossible to recall
the details necessary to a practical appli-
cation of my idea.
You know, it is said of the automatic
car coupler, of the double jaw type that
the originator of the idea was a telegra phi
operator, who, while leaning back in his
chair with his hands casped behind his
head, was brought to his senses by the
blowing OF a locomotive whistle. That
noise served as n connecting link for his
thoughts. With his hands still clasped,
sailor fashion, he slowly brought them
around in front Of him and wondered
why the cars of that train could not be
connected with one another in the same
way his hands were hooked together As
a result of this curiously suggested idea
we have the almost universally used car
coupler, the two jaws of which fit into
each other and clasp after the manner OF
the human hands
There is western inventor who tells
OF dreaming Of railroad spikes one night
last summer He saw around him moth
ing but spikes, hundreds and thousands
of them, and tons and tons piled up IN
front of him But these spikes differed
from any other he had ever seen in that
the four faces were grooved. He thought
about those spikes when he woke up, and
next night saw more spikes than ever
in his dream. Then he became convinced
that those spikes were intended as the
foundation for the fortune that he had
been striving for. AS the result the
western man has applied for a patent
upon the invention, which, it is claimed
effects saving of 20 per cent in the
steel used and makes a cheaper and bet
ter means of holding the rail to the tie
than heretofore employed" Washington
Post.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
Too Strong to Spenk.

The Baltimore Herald says that some
time ago Il party of congressman were on
their way to Baltimore to attend ban
quet. Congressman Allen, the wit OF
the house" and Mr. Brosius were in the
delegation. Mr.. Allen, who was well ac-
quainted with the propensity of the Penn
sylvanla member to rant during a speech.
made a bet that Mr. Brosius would frac-
ture his suspendcrs during the response
to the toast to which he was assigned.
And sure enough the catastrophe occur
red During his talk Mr. Brosius had
just warmed up" and was appealing to
heaven above" in some connection, when
there was a significant snap.
There they go" yelled Allen, and he
was right
The laugh went around the board when
the joke became known, and Mr.. Broslus
curtailed his remarks to an unusual de-
gree,
81 knew he would do it." said Mr. Al
len afterward. HE never makes Il speech
in the house that he doesn't have to buy
a new pair OF suspenders. He's too strong
for a congressman, anyhow"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
Prom of Netbuen.

General Methuet name IS variously
pronounced, accordms to taste. as Meth
u-en, Meth-uen, Meth-yoon and Meth
Don. Properly it should be Meth-vcn,
the archaic style OF spelling. when NJ
did duty for itself and ~" as well. hav-
ing been retained by the family The
founder in Scotland Of this distinguished
house came over from Hungary with Ed
gar Atheling. Fearing that William the
Conqueror was conspiring against him,
the visitor fled to Scotland and was hos
pitably received by King Malcolm Cam
more, Atheling's brotherin-law. The
Scottish king gave the refugee the bar
ony OF Methuen (now spelled Methven).
which stands in the center OF Strathmore.
The name is derived from Gaelic word
of apparently kindred pronunciation
which means middle" The story Of
the descent of the Methuens of Corsham.
Wits, from the friend of Edgar Athe-
ling is told in that old fashioned work.
Douglass "Baronage OF Scotland. Lon
don News
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
NIAGARA FALLS WILL BE RAPIDS.
In $500 Years Our Great Cataract
VIII Have Vanished.

According to Ralph S. TAR, in a paper
on the physical geography Of New York
cate, printed in the bulletin of the
American Geographical society, future
generations will know of the mngnifi-
ccnce of Niagara falls only from the de-
scription handed down to t& EN- and from
photographs and paintings.
After describing the changes that have
taken place in the falls during the past
ages, Mr.. Tarr continues:
Upon the assumption that the condi.
tions at present in existence are to con.
tnuc, it seems evident that in time the
American falls will be robbed by the
Canadian and that there will be another
dry platform where now the water
rushcs to the brink of the smaller fall.
Moreover, when the cataract retreats
up stream and reaches a region where
the limestone becomes much thicker, its
rate of retreat will decrease, and finally
the cataract will probably change to a
series of rapids, while Niagara falls will
disappear.
"But there may he some interference
with this normal future. Leaving out
of the question what man may do, il
is by no means impossible that the wa
ter of Niagara may be entirely with
drawn from the present river.
''Thcre is evidence enough that the
level of tho land is very unstable snd
that this very instability has previously
caused the withdrawal of the water
from the Niagara channel by opening
a lower outlet for the great lakes.
Professor Spencer brings forward evi
dcnce that the region near the Niagara
river has been recently changed in lcve
and concludes that there is an uplift still
in progress at the rate of about one and {
quarter feet a century. If this rate shoult
continue in the future, as Spencer be
lcvcs it has for the past 1,5O0 years
the great lakes will discharge into the
Mississippi past Chicago in about 5000
years from now.
professor Gilbert has more recently
reached similar conclusion. AS the re
suit of a very dclcately made survey he
finds that there has apparently been ;
change in level in the time since certain
bench marks were located near thu
shores of the great lakes. This reccn
change amounts to six i"'hcs a century
at Duluth, nine inches at Toledo anC
nine 20 ten inches at Chicago"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
Fiction and Real Life.

"paul Patoif," it will be remembered,
treated Of the disappearance of man
in Constantinoplc and the ultimately sue
cessful search of his friends In the
story Paul Griggs brings his influence to
bear upon the private secretary of the
sultan, with the result that after long
aud arduous search the missing man is
found.
About year after the publication Of
"Paul Patoff" Mr.. Marion Crawford,
who is pretty generally known as the
Paul GrigGs of his books. had friend
visiting him at his house in Sorrento.
The friend in question went thence to
Constantnople and soon afterward dis
appeared mystcriouSly The story told in
the novel was played out detail by detail.
Mr.. Crawford secured the assistance of
the original of the sultan's secretary in
the book, They followed the same plan
and had the same suspicious. There was
but one difference. II was that in actual
life the man was never found.-Book-
man.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
1T CURED HIM..
A Stenoxrrphic Report OF His Re-
marks when Drunk.

There goes young man. said a well
known court stcnographer. whom /
saved from going to the dogs through
drink. 1t happened in this way: He is a
tptop fellow and has no end of ability,
but four or five years ago he began to
let red liquor get the best of him. He
had a fine position at the time, and |
don't think he exactly neglected his work,
hut it got to be n common thing to see
him standing around barrooms in the
evening about two-thirdS full and talk
ing foolish. \ few of his close friends
took the liberty of giving him quiet
hint, and, rs usual in such cases, he
got highly indignant and denied point
blank that he had ever been in the least
under the influence. All the same, he
kept increasing the pace until it became
pretty easy to predict where he was GO
ing to land, and it was at that stage of
the game did my great reformation act.
81 was sitting in restaurant one
evening when he came in with some fell
low and took the next table without see
ing me. He was just drunk enough to
be talkative about his private affairs,
and on the impulse of the moment pull
ed out my stenographer's notebook and
took a full shorthand report of every
word he said. 1t was the usual maudlin
rot of your good fellow half seas over,
shading off in spots to boozy pathos,
where both gentlemen wcpt in their beer,
and including numerous highly candid
details of the speakers daily life.
Next morning copied the whole thing
neatly on the typewriter and sent 1t
around to his office. In less than ten
minutes ne came tearing in, with his eyes
fairly hanging out of their sockets
Great heavens, Charley" he gasped
What is this, anyhow
Its stcnographic report of your
monologue at IS last evening" | re-
piled and gave him brief explanation.
Ibid really talk like thatT he asked
family.
81 assure YOU it is an absolutely YER
batim' report, said |,
HE turned pale and walked out, and
from that day to this he hasn't taken
a drink. His prospects ut present are
splendid in fact. he's one of our coming
men. All that he needed was to hear
himself as others heard him. Or
leans Times Democrat.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
Does Your "To | .et" Sign
Walk About

and tell people whore your vacant house
Is, and how many rooms 1t has and Just
how coy it Is. ana how cheaply youH
offer 1t to git-edscd tenant, etc?
Hardly.
It's Just nailed upon the door casing ard
scmc people see it and most people don't
see it.
And you wonder why nobody wants such
an ideal home.
Somebody does want it and wants 1t
now.
Give little specific information through
the Free Press want columns ana you'll
find that somebody right away.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
1.-TWO hundred bushels
n of Potatoes remove

II vi EObdbOSS iIiiiONS
eighty pounds of actual Pot
ash from the soil. One thou
sand pounds Of a fertilizer con-
tanning so actual Potash
will supply just the amount
needed. If there is a de
fciency Of Potash, there will be
falling-off in the crop.
We have some valuable
books telling about compost
ton, use and value Of fertilizers
for various crops. They are
sent free.
GERMAN KALI WORKS,
o. Nassau ST., New York.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
TON
w303t

We, the subscribers, having been at
pointed by the Honorable the Probate
Court for the District of Chittenden, com
n ssoners to receive, examine and Gdjus
the claims and demands of a. persons
against the estate of L. Il, Hard, late
of BurlnGton, in said district.
deceased, and also all claims and de
mands exhibited IL offset thereto; and SIX
months from ,he day of the date hereof
being allowed by said court for that pur-
pose, we do therefore hereby give notice
that we will attend to the duties OF cur
appointment at the office Of +. l.. Graves,
Hayward Block, burlington, in said dis
ttiot or the second Tuesdays of March
and July, next, at 10 o'clock 8. m. ON
each If said days.
Dated this 18th day of January, 1900,
II. &. STEARNS
+. l.. GRAVES.
w,30St Commissioners.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
To Relieve Burns,

For burns nothing is better than the
white of an egg beaten to foam and
mixed with n teaspoonful of lard. Five
drops of carb0lc acid make it better.
A dressing that will prevent soaring
and give immediate relief is one dram OF
bismuth subnitrate to an ounce of vase
line. with FIVE drops of carbolic acid.
Before applying this wash the surface
with solution OF one dram of common
soda to pint of water. Squeeze this
from cloth upon the burn. thee APP
ply the dressing.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01

II am indebted to One Minute Cough
Cure for my health and life. 1T cured me
of Jung trouble following grippe" Thous-
ands owe their lives to the PROMPT action
of this never failing remedy. 1t cures
coughs, Group bronchitis, pneumonia
grippe and throat and lung troubles. Its
early use prevents consumption T. Is the
only harmless remedy that gives immef
ate results.
j. W. O'Sullivan, w. j. Han. +. II
Parker. e. Gosselin. Il. r. Crandall, WI
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
Waiting For ThinRA.

There never was saying tending
more to encourage idlcness than "All
things come to him who waits" They
never come. 1t would be rs wise to 60
ont and sit on the prairie and wait for
the railroads to build line to you before
you move on. Things don't "come;" you
have to go after them, and you must
take fast Naturalization Globe.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
No show For Him.

"No,' said the disheartened cotton
planter, tive won't go to the Paris expo
sition, Jane, If we kin jest raise enough
money ont of the whole cotton crop to
take the children to the circus at reduced
rates, We orter be mighty thankful!'-
Atlanta Constitution
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01

In the Chinese morgue one OF the
strange sights is a number of life size
dolls which are burned TO accompany the
corpscs as their servants to the next
world, They are doubtless relic of the
time when human beings were thus burn
ed as companions of the deceased.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01

Lewis Dennis, Salem, md, says: "Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure did me more good than
anything | ever took" 1t digests what
you cat and cannot help but cure dyspep-
s.a and stomach troubles.
d. W. O'Sulllvan, ". p. Hall, f. II.
Parker, 4. Gosselin, Il. r. Crandall, Wi.
nc cski-
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01

Mr.. Fairplay-Docsn't Miss Regal
make an imposing picture driving those
handsome blacks in that trap?
Miss Spite-Why, she's Il horiid driver.
Notice how she pushes or the lines, Ohio
State Journal
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
MERELY CHALK.

Wife-Whats the white stuff on your
shoulder?
Ilusband-Chak, from billiard cue.
you know.
Wife CsuiGng)-I1orcaftcr I wish you
t. use chalk that doesn't smell like toilet
puwder-New York Weekly.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
NO TRUST IN KIMBERLEY.

First Populist-"They say bread in KIM
berry is sellin' at three shillin's loaf
Second Populist-"It must he aggravatin
to have sich "a state OF affairs an not be
able to blame il on n trust. PUCK.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01

De sure and use that old and well-tried
remedy, MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING
sYRuI for children ,teeth,ng. 1T soothel
the child, sottens the gums allays all
eedy for diarrhoea. Twenty. Ave cents q
bottle.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
THE SHAME OF UNCLE SAM.
How We Are H 1lping to Reconstruct
the Ignornant Filiplnos.
GERMAN KALI WORKS,
os Nassau ST.. New York.


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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
In THE CORRIDOR.

A boorish young fellow from FLA,
Made dash through a crowded inns ca,
Said a lady from Me,
AS he trod on her ire,
Il ne'er met a man who was ha.'
philadelphia Press
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01

Thomas Fclectric Oil in the house. Never
can toll what moment an accident is GO
ing to happen.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01
ORDER OF NOTICE

Rutland-Canadian Railroad Company vs..
Charles g. Barker, admir-, ct ais.
In Chancery Chittendeu County, March
Term, 1900
Whereas the above named Rutland-Ca-
madam Railroad Company has filed in tho
Office OF the clerk Of said court. it-8 bill
Of complaint against Charles c. barker.
administrator OF the estate of William !
II. Barker, deceased, Charles c, Barker. :.
Annie Barker. and Harry Asnel Batker,
an or burlington, In said county, William
J.. Barker Of Jersey Shore. penusylvanla,
caro- i. Kingsley Of Boise city. Idaho.
setting forth in substance: That pursuant
to its charter ana the laws of Vermont, IT,
has caused the location Of It's railroad
70 be hled extending through said Bur
linGtpn; that portion of the property
Covered bX such location is described al
follows: beginning at station l17xO7 Of tho
center mo Of location of said grantee, on
me me touthe2Stcrly boundary linz If tho
boundary, between said premises aud the
land Of the Vermont Episcopal Institute;
said boundary. of.2l feet: thence y As de-
Eiecs IS minutes w 633.7 feet TO land o.
Frederic VI. Maxwell; thence S. AZ degrees
a. minutes W. on the boundary line b.
tween the premises hereby conveyed and
the lana Of said Maxwell and crossing tie
c,Elcr line "f location %xil, lig feet
thence =. As degrees 81 minutes T.. G31 ,
rect more or less to said southerly bound
4l% Inc; thence y. AZ degrees ~ minute
II. &'H feet to the place of beginning, ana
conttining ZIG acres more. or .ess. That
Said property WAS owned by William VI
IL Barker at his dccease; that Slid Charles
{. Barker was duly appointed ddministra-
tor Of the estate Of said deceased; That
there has been no final settlement Of sail
estate; jI'i said properly mas occn in the
occupancy ana possession Of said admins
traitor since his said appointments that he
Charles {. Barker William P. Barker
Harry Ashcl Barker claim an interest IN
said property, and that the petitioner is
unable to determine what are the respcc-
~ I 81.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-02-01

It's folly to surer from that horrible
plague OF the night, itching piles Doan :
Ointment cures quickly and permanently,
AT any drug store. 30 cents.