Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-05-30

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Hoe! Hoe! Markham hoe!
Markham's Man with the hoe"
Markham, fell out with the hoo,
And that's what's the matter, no! hoI
So they all go,
Those that fall out with the hoe
And say the hoe IL . slave.
That someone to man gave.
But why should he complain,
When he's nothing better to name,
Satan and weeds do grow,
For them the remedy il hoe! hoe!
Poo! Poo! for thus to no! hO!
To rail against work, the hoe,
T'is work that makes the world 60,
No work, no living without the hoe.
All do work, some with the hoe,
Some in church, some in show,
Some OH the rail, some under sail,
Some for bail, some in JAIL,
Some in store, some for money moro,
Don't ask this list to increase,
Or our list you'll fleece.
Hoe! Hoe! Markham hoe!
Markham's "man with the hoe"
Why fall out with the hoe?
1t makes the weeds 20.
The devil made the weeds.
God made the hoe,
Bad men are the DEVILS weeds.
Good men are Gods hoe.
The church hoes immoral weeds,
Singing and praying keep down
bad seeds,
1t is what the human family needs,
The church to hoe immoral weeds.
Hoe! Hoe! Markham Hoo!
Markham's "Man with the Hoo"
Down goes the thistle under his hoe,
Up comes corn, an ear to grow.
We could never grow without the hoe
We'd go back to ignorance and woe,
So We'll all shout bless the hoe,
Bless the man with the hoe.
Man loves to work with the hoe,
To which Markham says, no! no!
Men and hoe, brother to the OK.
Beasts work as man with the hoe.
No! No! Markham, no
God works, so man with the hoe,
His work makes things grow,
Beasts cannot make things grow.
God works, the worlds all go,
What OK could swing the worlds so?
What OK could make a hoe?
What OK make car and ships 20.
The OK can only eat,
That is his chief feat,
And at mans command go,
'Tis only man who can hoe
The first machine, the hoe,
That brought other machines you
know,
Bless the man who made the hoe,
He started mans machines to 20.
This world would be slow,
How slow. if not for the hoe?
He'd point an arrow, pull a bow,
Great, the man, who made the hoe.
God made the law for man to hoe,
He gave man brains to make hoe,
He gave man muscle to work hoe.
He'll point the way when there's
No more use for the hoe.
Frank A. Heaps of Patterson is on
trip to Ohio
Blair Oramer and family have NOV.
d to Harrisburg.
Mrs. s. Strayer of Patterson is Wis.
ing in Harrisburg.
Sam'l Earnest and wife are spend
ng a week in Hollidaysburg.
Samuel Hawk and daughter Miss
lizzie, are visiting in Altoona.
Mrs. D. A. Moist of Patterson
pent Sunday with her sister in Mex
co.
Chas. Hollobaugh Of Pittsbure
vas among relatives in town last
veek.
Most of the wheat straw will be
hort this year, because of the dry
weather..
Mrs. s. P. Erisman and daughter
+ Wilkesbarre are visiting Mrs E. E
dcMeen.
It does not require q great fire
,assipg through a woods to kill the
title trees.
The attention of the public gener
lily ia being directed to the frequent
woods fires.
Mrs. Anna Jackson of Altoons
pent from Saturday to Monday with
drs. Katherine Marks in Patterson.
Mrs. John Fink and daughter Mrs
Ieimond Of Harrisburg spent last
week with Wilson Culbertson and
amily in Patterson.
Friday evening a meeting of the
Presbyterian Sabbath School teach
RS was held in the Presbyterian
'hurch to prepare for the celebration
# Cbildren's Day.
Price. Mccormick & Co, of New
York City, failed within the pas,
week. Liabilities thirteen million
lollars. They were cotton dealers
They were caught with large stocl
md falling market.
The side path law for bicycles has
,een declared unconstitutional by
Judge Simonton of the Dauphir
county court on the ground thai
,ower cannot be delegated to a COM
mission IN make municinal improye