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The evening times., 1900-01-27

The repertoire of the Imperial Japanese
Dramatic Company, which. en- route for
the Paris Exposition, will be seen next
week at the Lafayette Square, includes
translations of The Merchant of Venice"
ard "Pygmalion and Galetea," In the first
comedy, the character that corresponds
with the English Shylock Will be played
by kawakami, a celebrated tragedian
while Yacco will be the Portia. According
TO the erudite reviewers of Boston. the
two read the roles with infinite under
standing, and with an excellent display OF
pantomime. The production will be set
elaborately, if present promises are full
filled.
The evening times., 1900-01-27
Is. Kall, SOlS&CO.
Always The beSf of everything
for fiIe IeaSf money.
The Busy Corner.
OPEN LATE TONIGHT.
There's TumuIt i'm the
Mems Dept.

One lot Of American Hosiery Com
pany two-thread superfine Cashmere
Underwear. Excellent weight and made
in thoroughly high-cIass man
ner. Actually worth $3.50 and FnT
s. a garment First comers 1QI
Today ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. wv
One lot Of Roots "TivoH' Standard
Mems Underwear. 4 fine Australian
combed wool Regular price, NOT
81 and $1.25. You can buy 'em 1kI
Today al.....,....,,..,-.....
One lot Of Mems Red Flannel Under
wear. Extra quality Australian HnH
wool. Splendid garment for h4I
SL25 and Sl.50. They'll go at...VV
One lot Of Mems White Laundered
Shirts. just because they've
few hand marks that a wash 1FH
ing viii take out, you'll get ~
them at.................... ~
Mems Smoking Jackets in plain blue,
green. wine brown. and
red satin trimmed and rich q n no
ly made The ones that sold NJ IN
for S3.25. Saturday. w
Mems summer shirts. The offer in
cludes every SOC. 75c, and 81 Shirt OF
last years buying and all the styles
thar are bound 10 he the vogue
this year. We've thrown them ~
all together. TO go aJ...........So
one lot OF Mems Terry Cloth Bath
Robes i'm fancy stripes. The q 4 On
ones that sold for So and | h4
S2.J0. Saturday. " tsOo
One lot of Mems Nackintoshes. In
tans only. High quality Of
cloth. Your choice Of those n1 40
that sold for $3.50 and s4MH
for Saturday. u jaw
All OF our Mems Silk Neakwear;
PufIs. ImperiaIs, Tecks Four
in-hands. and English Squares. 1SH
soc ana 75e quality, saturday m
Mems Cardigan Jackets; they are OF
fine wool. In brown. blue, wine
tan. and Havana colors Pick nnC
of those that sold for $50 and w
81. Saturday. Observation-Disclosures. OE
The evening times., 1900-01-27

ARE d0ubly enjoyable
when made with the Ma
c.. . Diamond or
Beer.
The evening times., 1900-01-27

Alf Grant. mOnologist; Bert and Sophie
Leslie, a sketch team; Rosalie, the dancer;
Cessy Grant. a Queen of Burlesque:" the
Brothers La Moyne. comedy horizontal
bar performers; the Wright Sisters. SOU
brettes, and the Armstrong Brothers, mod
ern parodists compose the olio 10 be Of
fered next week at Kernan's by Robes
"KnickeTboCkers. In addition. the rer-
formances given will introduce Mrinzo's
Moorish girls and a new afterpart, entitled
The AbscOndeT." There will be daily
matinees as usual.
The evening times., 1900-01-27

The verses. The Absent Minded Beg
gar, wh:Sh Marie Wainwright will recite
next ws.h at the Grand, were written at
the outbreak of the Boer war by Rudyard
Kipling. They gained instantaneous popu-
larity and soon worked their way into the
theatres. Mrs. Langtry and Mrs. Potter
both read them effectively in London TO
the accompaniment of the music composed
for them by Sir Arthur Sullivan. lnas-
much as Miss Wainwright is a very cap
able actress, much may be expected of her
Interpretation. She will be preceded and
followed on the bill at the Grand by such
vaudevillians as George W. Day, the Five
Cornallos, Hall and Staley. Frank and Don,
and Ward and Curran. In addition, the
Biograph has been retained and will show
some new pictures.
The evening times., 1900-01-27

The Forty Hours Devotion will begin at
ST. Mary's Church, Fifth Street northwest.
between G and H Streets, tomorrow and
the choir will render the following music:
solemn high mass at l0:9o a. m
Aspcrgcs Ne Domino ...........-....N. kollros
Mass in A Observation-Disclosures. KdlliwOda
thcft0IN: - ~Biut@rt~ .--..---.-.......S. frdEa
(Alto solo. with violin ublgatol
The violin obligato viii be played by Mr..
Anton kaspaT.
Pange Lingul during ihe proceSsion) .GregoCiau
'Tanium Ergo" ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Rousseau
(BaSs solo and ChoTUsl
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VcSper service 1t 7:30 p. m
Psalms: Domino Al Adjuyaudum. DiNit
Duminus, and Lauddte Dominum. r. Giorza
NAEnluCai Il ''iviAa
Alma Redemptoris' tquartcttet t......F. G.. islcy
20 Salutsris' tsopranO soUl Ul...-.......B b. HANNA
'.Tanturn Ergo in fat at.............J. Wegand
I.au,iate Dclninum .GTcgorian
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Aunyadi janos
For Constipation.
Qbe Guenins gimes
The wenther Indications.

SATURDAY. JANUARY p. 1890.
The evening times., 1900-01-27
Money to Loan
Household Furniture, Pianos, etc.

MONEY loaned salaried people and retail mer-
chants upon their own names, without Sc
curity, easy payments TOLMAN. Room AZ 903-
GA 81. Oc22fJr
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MONEY TO LOAN at S1k. ga. 4. and "A PEI
cent in sums Of 81 900 TO $4,000 on d. c.
real estate; pay Of and per cent mortgages
and begin anew; al transactions conducted with
economical consideration for borrowers WI IL
SAUNDERS < co. IIO7 st. nv. iy1-ti-cm
The evening times., 1900-01-27

MONEY TO LOAN on APPROVED CoLLAr.
ERAL No delay. CHARLES A. BAKER
Rooms 40 and ~, Metzerott Building, IlIg ST
ieI2-tf
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portions of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infamed con-
dition of the mucous Inning of the eusta-
chan tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have a rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing and when it is entirely
closed deafness is the result, and unless
the inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored toits normal condition,
the hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused 10y ca
tarrh, which is nothing but an intlamed
condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness (caused by ca
tarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls Ca
tarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
+. J. CHENEY S Co, Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best. m
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
THE BlTER BITTEN.
A Trick That Didn't Work out just
as Was Expected.

There were three Of them, and as
they entered the German saloon on the
corner the tall young man, who wore
raZZle dazzle clothes and posed as
fast" remarked in an undertone to
his companions that he would show
them something good"
They lined up at the bar, and the
tall young man ordered three cent
drinks. When these were disposed of,
he laid down 10 cents on the bar, at
which the German proprietor remark
ed, "Nen; fifdeen." The tall young
man repocketed the coin and thus ad-
dressed the German:
81 just gave you 10 cents didn't II"
"Yah." responded the German.
"Well, here's 10 cents. That makes
20, so you owe me o." added the
young man, again depositing the dime
on the bar.
The German looked bewildered, but
placed the dime in the money drawer
and handed the tall young man a half
dollar, with the request that lie deduct
therefrom the cents due him. The
sOhhS JuSb NOliSNt
change. 40 cents, left in his pocket.
This he promptly handed 10 the Ger
man and received the half dollar. Then
the three companions repaired to the
street and INDUCED in a mighty laugh,
while the tall young man swelled up
like n prize turkey on parade. Every
thing went lovely until they parted
company and the tall young man
boarded a car for his home in the
suburbs. Imagine his feelings when
the conductor handed him back the
80 cents which he rendered in re-
sponse to the request for fares with
the information that the piece was
bad" 1t was all the money he had,
and he could not persuade the con-
ductor to trust him, so he was eject
ed at the next corner and had to walk
the remaining five miles to his home
Chicago Journal.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
why They Keep to the Right.

ut is a rare treat for person to go
through Europe the first time." said a
returned tourist. II visited one old
palace in Scotland and was walking
down a long corridor when | came to a
sentinel, who told me to keep to the
right. | could not see any reason why
| should keep TO the right and asked
him why. but he said he could not tell.
/ finally asked the custodian, and he
said he had looked it up in the archives
OF the palace and found that nearly
100 years ago the floor was painted,
and some people walked over the fresh
paint. The officer of the day was or
dered TO station a sentinel there to
keep people off from the fresh paint
and have them walk to the right. The
order had never been countermanded.
and from that day to this sentinel
stands there and tells everybody to
keep to the right. indianapolis Press.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
A Curious shoe Trust.

Doylestown has four odd characters
who pool their issues in buying shoes.
They all have the same sized foot, and
each regards this fact in the nature of
a libel perpetrated upon him by the
other three. Every year each one Of
the quartet chips in SIS, and the fund
Of S12 is expended for shoes. Buying
them in such quantities there is natu-
rally reduction in price. One would
think that there would be an equal di-
vision of the shoes, but that isn't their
little game.
The shoes are owned collectively
share and share alike, and when not
being worn they are kept in closet in
the express Office, which Is the general
lounging place of the quartet. If one
man wants to wear new shoes, he goes
TO the express office and puts them on.
If he wears russets in the daytime and
wants TO wear patent feathers in the
evening, he goes TO the express Office
and makes the change. They have
been doing this for several years and
claim they wouldn't wear shoes in any
other way.-Philadelphia Record.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
Gobleville.

Miss Nina Myers has returned from
Hartford.
The Will Moir place has been sold tc
VIM. Henry Adriance.
Mrs. Brewer has bought the Higley
place on Church Street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Russ Roberts of Chicago
are visiting friends here.
Three persons joined the Free Baptist
church by letter last Sunday morning
and there were nine candidates for
baptism.
Mrs. Chauncey Palmer who has been
helping to care for q. II. Palmer, returned
home to Almena last Friday.
Bert Post has moved back here from
Watervliet and will occupy Mrs. Belts
house. He will work for Saul Frank.
The Nj. c. freight was stuck in the
snow about two miles west of here Mon
day evening, and the three o'clock pas
senger was tied up here until four o'clock
next morning, waiting for snow plow
and crew to come from Kalamazoo and
dig the freight out.
Notwithstanding the blizzard of last
Wednesday evening, fifteen of the degree
staff of South Haven Jewel Rebekah
lodge came to do the work for the Hazel
Dell lodge of this place. Besides those
initiated by the staff, nine more will be
taken in at the next meeting
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
Keeler.

Mrs Fred Gould has purchased new
piano.
Mr.. John Russell and wife are visiting
relatives here.
Aid society, Thursday, the Sth, will be
at Mrs. Mike Hedges.
Mr.. Coon had sale March /; he
expects to leave Keeler.
Merl Phillips of North Silver Creek is
very sick with pneumonia.
Mrs. Charles Russell is under the doc
tors care with lung trouble.
Deputy Mcdonald visited the Keeler
lodge last week Friday and Saturday
evenings.
The hive had a clothes-pin social at the
Maccabee hall, Saturday evening, the
3rd. For hilarious fun, 60 to the hive
socials.
Allison Skies is to rent out his farm,
have sale, and move into the village
this spring. The village will soon be
made up of retired farmers who are still
young men.
"Hustlers" and "Rustlers" are the two
divisions of the Maccabees who are hav-
ing contest for securing new members
this month. Joe Conklin aud George
Klett are the captains. A feast at the end
of the contest will be celebrated.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07

Because agree to undertake your
Defense" said the eminent criminal
lawyer who had been called In. you
will have to be perfectly frank with
me and tell me the whole truth. Did
you embezzle the $4,000 you are ac-
cused Of having takenT
"Yes. SIR" replied the accused man.
"T'll not attempt to conceal the fact
from you. l stole every cent OF IT,"
"How much OF 1t have you stillT
"It's all gone but $10."
"Young man." said the eminent law
yer. buttoning his overcoat about him
and putting on his gloves. you'd bet
ter plead guilty and throw yourself on
the mercy OF the court"
''I'll do II II you say SO. sir. What
are you going to charge me for the
adviceT'
''Ten dollars. Chicago Tribune.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
Correspondence Department.
Lawrence.

Frank Cook is on the sick list.
Grandfather Cornwell of West Law.
renee is quite i'll.
Mrs. H. l.. Bunnell visited in Benton
Harbor last week.
Miss Helen G. Rowland visited in Kal.
amaZoo last week.
Mr.. VIM. Taplin and wife visited his
mother at Rush Lake, Sunday.
A number of the lady Maccabees visit
ed the Bangor ladies last Tuesday.
The special meetings at the Free
Methodist church last week, were a sue
cess.
Mr.. Frank Rawson and wife of Lawton
visited at III. Mentors the first of the
week.
Next Thursday evening Edward III.
Frye Of Boston will impersonate David
Harum," at the opera house.
About % of the lady Maccabees of
Hartford visited the ladies here last
week. Light refreshments were served
after the business meeting.
Snow caused a delay of trains Thurs
day, the TAO a. m. train not arriving un-
til p. IN. This is the first time the
train has missed any trip this winter.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
Decatur.

Frank Huyck of Chicago was at home
over Sunday.
Fred Chamberlain has gone to Chi
cago, where he may remain permanently.
DR.. johnson and Sheriff Thomas of
Paw Paw were in town on business last
week.
Special meetings are in progress at the
Universalist church this week. Rev. Lee
McCollester of Detroit preached Tuesday
evening.
l. Mrs John Humphrey died at her home
in this village last Thursday. The
funeral was held at the house Saturday
afternoon. Interment was in Lakeside
cemetery
A special meeting of Decatur lodge,
Knights of Pythias, will be held next
Wednesday evening, when State In
structor w. III. Loomis of Grand Rapids
will be present.
The republican village caucus was held
at the council rooms Monday afternoon.
The ticket is as follows: n. +. Hooper,
president; Claud E. Young, clerk; Ed. S.
Peterson, treasurer; Ed. r. Arnold, as
SCISSOR; M. Hinkley, p. w. Van Duzer, ID.
Il. Brigham, trustees
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
TRAINING OF ANIMALS.
Only Accomplished. IL Is Said, by the
Use of the whip.


The popular theory that animals can
be taught tricks by firmness and kind
ness is n grim error, according TO a vet
eran circus man who has sent forth
the dictum that no animal was ever
trained to do anything unnatural ex-
cept by punishment. If il knows hun
ger or pain will follow disobedience, it
will obey.
1t takes the whip to break the colt to
harness or saddle, but the end justifies
the means, and the animals lntelli-
gence when once 1t has learned its les
son does away with further use of the
whip. But If q horse is taught tricks,
such as one sees In a circus, the con-
stant use of the whip is necessary,
and the little pat on the neck the train
er gives the animal i'm public is not be-
slowed in private. There is never any
let up i'm their training.
Trained dogs always appeal to wom-
en- and children. for the little animals
appear to thoroughly enjoy their work.
But the barking and frisking are only
the natural JOY of the poor beasts at
being let out of the cramped quarters
where they stay when they are not i'm
the ring. Moreover. they know the
trainer does not whip them i'm public.
There is scarcely a trick a trained dog
does that he likes or that he will do at
order unless punished. Willis Cobb
was the first dog trainer TO make
reputation. and when he was middle
cause. he said, he had not the heart to
go on making a living by whipping
dogs.-Cleyeland World.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
A Fiendish Attack.

An attack was lately made on c. f.
Collier of Cherokee, Iowa, that nearly
proved fatal. 1t came through his kid
neys. His back got SO lame he could not
stoop without great pain, nor sit in a
trio Bitters which effected such a won
derful change that he writes he feels like
a new man. This marvellous medicine
cures backache and kidney trouble, puri-
fies the blood and builds up your health.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
AN EDITORS APOLOGY.
A Happy Inspiration That Proved to
He a BOOmerang

he Boomerang.
The editor OF a small provincial pa
per In Austria was In great difficulty
to find fit subject for his leading arti-
Gle, having been too intent upon other
business or upon pleasure to provide
one. The last moment had come, and
the editor was in despair. He tortured
his brain In vain, when he suddenly
was inspired by a happy thought and
dashed off the lines:
after carefully perusing the leading
article written for the present number
by one of the ablest Of our contribu-
tors, we have arrived at the conclusion
that it may be misinterpreted by the
authorities and regarded as an attack
upon the government We ourselves
consider IL TO be perfectly innocent;
but, as we are unwilling, for our read
ers' sake as well as for our own, to
have our newspaper confscated, we
have very unwillingly, though, as we
think, prudently, resolved to withdraw
the article. This must serve as the
apology to our readers for the blank
space in our present issue"
The journal was published in the
evening. and the sly editor, after per-
forming this little piece Of stratagem.
left the Office In high humor. AS soon
as he arrived in the office the next
morning clerk came up to him with
a doleful expression and said, Herr
Redaktor, the paper is confiscated by
the policer For what reason?" ask
ed the astonished editor. For mali
cious ridicule of the institutions of the
Austrian empire by the omission of the
leading article" replied the man.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07

One os the Most Gigantic Trusts Ever
kmOWn In Anne rIca.

One Of the Most Gigantic Trusts Ever
Known In America.
One of the most gigantic trusts ever
formed on this continent was In the
early days OF the republic. back In
11o5. Several gentlemen organized
themselves into a company for the pur-
pose OF purchasing from the state OF
Georgia her unclaimed western terri
tory. extending from the Mississippi
on the west TO the Atlantic on the east
and from the thirty-frst degree of lati-
tude north Of the equator on the south
to the southern boundary OF Tennessee
on the north, including what now con-
stitutes the territory OF Georgia, Ala
bama and Mississippi. This vast ter
ritory was purchased for 100000 and
this was the commencement OF the IA
nous "Yazoo fraud" about which so
much was said and written.
The bill authorizing the purchase
and sale passed the Georgia legislature
on Jan. 8, 1895, and Ii Is said that
members were paid all the way from
eight negroes to 100000 acres OF land
to vote for 1t. Corruption by bribery
was open. Great Indignation spread
throughout the state, and upon the as
sembling of the legislature one year
later an act was passed declaring that
the said resurped act was null and
void; that the records relating to the
same be burned In order that no trace
Of so unconstitutional, vile and fraudu-
lent transaction should remain pub
lie.
"The Infamous records were placed
in one vast heap" said senator,
"and sun glass was used TO set it on
fire, That il might be said that the fire
that destroyed it was from heaven.
This Is the first and only instance in
the history of the country where leg
islative body personally superlntended
the destruction by fire of its previous
records Of corrupt and obnoxious
laws."-St Paul Globe.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07

"No. SURF exclaimed Cassidy. ITS
no aisy job Z be a millionaire"
"Is 1t Just crazy talk ye're makinT
asked Mulligan.
"No. sur; name 1t. Shure, If ye're a
millionaire an don't give all yer money
away they call We sthlngy ould thafe,
an If We do they'll say We had t do 1t
t square yerseP wild the Lord. No, sur;
I'd not be a millionaire fur a thousan'
dollarsw- Press.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
Antidotes For CarboIic Acid.

Alcohol and vinegar are effective
antidotes for carbolic acid poisoning. a
New York doctor announces. What
ever quantity of the poison has been
swallowed. four times as much whisky
or five times as much vinegar should
be administered Immediately. No oil Of
any kind should be given. Thus treat
ed early enough" he adds, "all cases
will recover"
The true northerner., 1900-03-07

Self preservation is the first law of ma
ture and to take Hoods Sarsaparilla or
the first appearance of impure blood il
an important slept toward self preserva
ton. 1t makes rich, red blood and in
sures good health.
Hoods Pills are non irritating, mild.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07

A household necessity-Dr. Thomas
Eclectric Oil. Heals burns, cut, wounds
of any sort; cures sore throat, Group, ca
tarrh, asthma: never fails.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07

Mrs. Ola Chambers is very sick.

Mrs. Ola Chambers is very sick.
Chas. Tyler is on the sick list.
Harry Porter has returned home from
Mancelona.
Will and Geo. Bates have returned
home from the North.
Mr. and Mrs. X. Hiner from Chicago
are visiting relatives here.
A sleigh load OF young people attended
the doll social at the home of Frank
Warner.
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
He will be in Paw Paw, at Dyck-
man House, on
Thursday, March IS, 1900.
Ono Day Each Month
Office hours from ga. m. to 6 p. m
Consultation, Examination and Advice Free.
DR.. MCDONALD

Is one of the Greatest Living Specialists
in the treatment of all Chronic Diseases.
His extensive practice and superior
knowledge enable him to cure every
durable disease All chronic diseases of
the Brain, Spine, Nerves, Blood, Skin,
Heart, Lungs, Liver, Stomach, Kidpeys
and Bowels, scientifically treated.
DIR. McDONALDS success in the
treatment of Female Diseases is simply
marvellous. His treatment makes sicl<ly
women strong, beautiful and attractive
Weak men, old or young, cured in every
case and saved from a life of suffering.
Deafness, Rheumatism and Paralysis
cured through his celebrated Blood and
Nerve Remedies and Essential Oils
charged with electricity. The DEAF
MADE TO HEAR! THE LAME TO
WALK! Catarrh, Throat and Lung
Diseases cured. DR.. Mcdonald cures
Fits and Nervous Diseases, Eczema and
all Skin Diseases.
DIR. MCDONALD has been called the
wizard OF the medical profession, be-
cause he reads all diseases at glance
without asking any questions. Sick
folk call on DIR. Mcdonald It is
pleasure to meet him. Dr. Mcdonald
never turns the poor from his door.
CONSULTATION FREE!
Those unable to call, can address
DR.. Donald Mcdonald,
The Specialist.
248 & $50 Z. Fulton st. Grand Rapids, Mich
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
"Strfke For Your Atars
and Your Fires.

Patriotism Is afSUayS COM
mendable. but tn cVery breast
there should be not only the
desire to be a good citizen,
but to be strong, able bodied
and 4veH fitted for the battle
of life. To do this. pare
blood Is absolutely neces-
sary and Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla Is the one specific 4vhfch
cleanses the blood thorough
ly. It acts equally sveH for
both sexes and all ages.
Humor When need blood purt-
fier / take Hoods Sa,saparza. IT cured
my hun,or and Is excellent as nerve
tonic" Josie Eaton, Stafford Springs. CT.
hoods SaadqbmM
YIllzlas 5L1l,11D
Hoods Pills liver ils the non-irritating and
The true northerner., 1900-03-07
More Wall Paper
this week.

We have added many patterns stock
of paper and it about complete We putting a
entirely suggestions Paper
1t very entertaining little book and free for the asking
The true northerner., 1900-03-07

Special
Sale

This week of shoes
for men and women
at $I.so and 5000.
We have brought
together from every
where the best shoes
to be had at these
prices, and you'll be
surprised to see how
good a shoe you can
get at $I.5o or $500.