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Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08

Peter Foote, long since dead, used
to be a police Magistrate in Chicago.
Foote was intensely Irish and loved to
show It. One day dudishly attired
young fellow calling himself Frederick
Edwards, and plainly betokening by
his speech that he hadn't been long
from the shores Of England, was ar
raigned before the justice charged with
lounging about the parks. When he
was arrested he showed fight and had
to be dragged into the patrol box.
OF 'urted me feelln's badly, your wor-
ship" said the prisoner, when In the
dock the following morning. N 1t
me on the sole Of me flute an Il
don't think you've any feelings in your
SOUL" growled the sympathizer ar
downtrodden Ireland. And, another
thing, you must remember you're In
America now. In England you object
to an Irishman wearing the green.
Here we object to Englishmen lying
on It; 81 and COSTS" And the Justice
pinched himself to look unconcerned
while the Briton begged the clerk to
cut the fine down to a bob."-Chlcago
Chronicle
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08
Japnnrs Oldest Bank.

Tokyo correspondence Chicago Rec
ord: The Mltsul Ginko is the Oldest
banking establishment in Japan, It,
was founded more than 200 years ago,
and is now a strong partnership corr
poratlon, in which eleven members Of
the Mitsut family assume unlimited
liability, Its capital is 10000 yen,
and its reserve fund amounts to $780,
900 yen. Its officers are now in tenn
porary location, while an immense edi-
nce the only steel building in the
east" is in process of erection. The
site covers two and one-half acres: the
building area is 1900 square yards and
tho structure will be three stories high.
1t will be provided with two electric
passenger elevators, hot and cold air
blasts and electric lighting by an iso-
lated plant. 1t will have steel skele-
ton, with granite and glazed brick
walls, 1t will be completed in 1903.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08
American Cotton for China.

Ten years Of railroad building
ought to bring at least half Of China'a
population within reach of our cotton
goods, and that, without any increase
in the per capita use Of our cotton,
would amount to s2OO,OO0,000, or more
than the total surplus of cotton now
raised by us for export. China lies
largely in a zone of severe winters, and
while It has the greatest deposits OF
coal, the Chinese have never yet solved
the problem Of building heating stoves
The introduction Of cheap American
heaters into 5O,OOO,OOO Chinese homes
is one of the possibilities which lie be-
bore our manufacturers, -Leslie's
Weekly.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08
RnldIora In q Panic.

All armies are liable to night scares,
which at times almost amount to a
panic. On one occasion British regi-
ment in India, marching over the
ghauts on its return from maneuvers
at Chinchwud, was thrown into tenn
porary confusion by the boiling OF a
couple OF pack oxen laden with cook
Ing pots.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08
A Substitute for Cork.

Phellosene is tho name given by a
French inventor to a substance he de-
scribes as artificial cork, and which
may be used for all purposes for which
cork has hitherto been found needful.
1t is an analogue Of celluloid and con-
sists of cork bark ground to an impalp-
able powder and agglutlnated by a
solution Of nitro-cellulose in acetone.
It contains about ten to twelve per
cent Of nitro-cellulose and Is said to
be a trlhe, II anything more combust-
ible than cork under the ordinary con-
ditlons.--New York Tribune.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08
MANS MECHANISM
Delicate Machinery That Needs
Constant Care.
Absolute Cleanliness and Regulation as Ncees,
sary as for Any Other Kind OF
Machinery. How 10 Keep II
In Working order.
There's a screw loose somewhere

One little screw In the big machine gets
n trne loose and the whole apparatus
clogs, bnlks and refuses to work properly.
A skillful engineer can tell by the "feel'
OF his engine when there's screw loose.
Occasional constlpaton-call II costive-
ness or bllousness-need prompt atten-
ton, II clogs the whole delicate mechan-
ism Of man, and must be removed skill
fully without force or shock, Only q
vegetable laxative should be used, and
Cascnrets Candy Cathartic, which you
can eat like n piece OF candy, are tho
most agreeable, natural and effective OF
all l0NOtlvcs,
Cascarets are the only antlseptic cathar-
tic and not only make the liver lively, re-
move distractions In the bowels, strength
en- the lntestlnes, but kill all germs Of dis
ease In the body. Therefore prevent as
well rs cure.
Buy and try Cascarots to-day, You'll
find that It's what they do, not what we
say they'll do, that VIII please YOU, An
druggists l0c, 25c and soc, or will mail for
price, Send for booklet and free sample.
Address Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago;
Montreal, Can; New York,
This Is the CASCARET tab
Iz\ let. Every tablet OF the only
| N IHN genuine Cascnrets bears the
V WI | magic letters &c G c." Look
n at the tablet before you buy,
N----V and beware Of frauds, imlta'
lions and substitutes,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08

TO CURE a COLD IN ONE DAY,
Take Laxative Bromo Qunine Tablets All
druggists refund the money II II falls 10 sure
ebc. u, W, Groves signature on each box,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08

Some people mistake contrariness
for tenacity,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08

Plso's Cure for Consumption is the best
Of all cough cures George W.. Lots,
Fabuch0r, La, August 20, 1876.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08

II doesn't cost anything to be polite
and II often pays enormous dividends.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08
SNAKE RIVER VALLEY
RICHEST FARMING COUNTRY IN
THE WORLD.

A Complete system Of Irrigation Re-
lisvsS the Anxiety About Rain That
PrsvallS In Other Parts OF tho United
statss-East and West Compared
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1900-03-08
Blood HumOrs
Are Cured by
Hoods
SarsapariIIa

~ alw avs take
Hoods saraaparIlla In
the Spring and II Ia
the best blood purifier
/ know Off," Miss
PEARLE dRIFVIN, Bald.
win, Mich. 4
"Eruptlons that
came Oh my face have
all disappeared sinceI
began taking Hoods
!. Sarsaparllla. II cured
my father OF catlrrh.n
ALPHA II HAMILTON,
Bloomington, Ind.
w.had scroiula sores
all over my back and
face, | began taking
Hoods Saraaparllla
and In q few weeks /
could not see any sign
OF the sores." OTHo h.
MooRE, Mount Hope,
Wis,
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

might be able to secure some returns for their investments. The working men of England resent any attempts to put American methods in use, and their employers are helpless. They are los ing ground steadily, and the disap- pearance of a great deal of their trade is in sight. Between American compe- tition and the exorbitant demands of the labor unions, the English manu- facturers see nothing better to do than to transfer their capital to the United States.
 This country has already secured the first place as a manufacturing nation, and the indications are that it is to hold this place. It really makes no difference to the workers in this coun- try what the nationality of the man is who employs them, so long as they are given work and continue to receive satisfactory wages.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

articles. for stories of adventure, for historical romances. for Indian and cowboy events, for animal storie-. in fact. for every department of literary effort is inexhaustitle. Why not cul- tivate it?
 We invite our cowboy friends. our Indian friends. our professional, ag.i- cultural. mining, milling, lun15ering, stockraising friends to sand us tEeir contributions. Little happenings of your everyday life that Eeem trifiing and insignificant to you may be of ab- sorbing interest to others. In this way you will be able to pass many pleasant hours. for there is nothing so time killing as putting in written words ones own thoughts; nothing more pleasing than reading ones views in dissertation or story. It may be. t7o' that this opportunity may cultivate a real genius that time and experience will make profitable.
 The Republican does net promise every article sent in. But if you have something refused you need not be dis couraged to the point of giving up Try again. Write about something perfectly simple and familiar Do not attempt to scar at your first trial.
 Enclose stamps for return of manu- script if warted.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

ercise on the Muskler Systum it's all rite. 'Hoaess Soy Cue Moleskin Pants. That's French an il means Ennytlling is' wot it Seams to be Ito the Teller wots Lookin' at it. To me Little Ejup is no Damidge, but I wouldn' like to see James here grow up to be Lady like her an become an Exponent of the siense of Mussel Dancin' '"
 Paw cont often Talk So long Ito Nav, cause he don't git a Chanst. This time he gJ: Start an got Outrageous an he went on an sez sez he, Nav you take a Gloomy View of life. Your always a l0okin' on the Dark an Onpleasant side"
 '@Tha so,'' sez Nav, I'm Afrade to Take my Eyes offn you.'
 LITTLE JAMES.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16
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 LITTLE J4MkS.
(The Midway Under Discussion9

q s'pose," sez Nav to Paw las nite, she sez, you didn't get 10 See that Femail they call Little Ejup Course you missed that rart of the Cornivle." Paw he Gida't anser rite away. He didn't know wc.,ler Nav was in Ernez'- or not b.l her voice sounded sircaustic like an he Maid up his mine quick wet 10 say an he said it.
 Yes sez PGw, T seen that Shame ful spectacle. I Gid'T 80 to gratify enny iaol Curiosity or to satisfy enny Sinna il stinet. I was amid the rubber neckin' tkiong but I wasn't of 'e-l- I went to see that AITssol Dance 10 sec if it was as bad as i, was Painted, aH' if it was I was goin' to sec if it couldn't a been Stcpt."
 oh 1 fargo, scz N12w. 'Ccu1-e yoa had to go. I remember TOW you was
 iec'.cl the Watch D2g over the Mo:ic 2 of the Community. How did you find the show?
 "Oh!" sez Paw, fit mite have been worse, but as a work cf at an Musk Ter in.14ovement it was Crate but as q RlligyuG Ceremony it was . little be- ] low Par"
 T EOlISt, StE AdN, ! Od Olul soSoP the Show? Then I 'spos- you went i Eacl; the nex' trip to see .f Little Ej- ups conluck w&5 in5ro9in'. You | ruI her expected a Charge of Program didn't you? Wensday Mite you was i on Hands agin. Y0d mus a tEot it was a resler RcPpertore Performance. ! A Change of Bill every Mite. I under st1n' you been the first man to run ! over iEle Door Keeper and brake ir' | this EXhibishUn of q Work of Art an | Musl;ler D4yop5rncrt Every Mite ar when they get redGy to close up they had to Drive you out with Club. This has bccn a goin' on now for Six Nics. You nus by this lime have got an lmpreshun about the Chlrackter Of the Performance. Wen are you goin'
 to submit yer Report to the Cornivla | Connitty an stop the sho?
 '-Ez 1 wa5 a sayin" sez Paw, they g worst shos in Thc Worl n Little Ejup. l Il Depens on the Spirut which Talks a man to sich places. f h. goes to MaiE a Scientific Strz'y' of ha effect Of EX-
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16
PHoENIX, ARIZONA, DECEMBER 16, 1900
Word comes from London that Eng fish capitalists and manufacturers are

Word comes from London that Eng fish capitalists and manufacturers are
 very much impresse ENGLISH with the prospect tha; MONEY TO the inroad of goods COME HERE. made in this country IS
 to continue in England. In this emergency they are anxious to protect themselves; and this is to be effected, so far as it is possible, by Englishmen either buying mills and factories in this country, or by secur- ing interests in them. The belief is established in England that our trade in that country will continue to ln- crease. and that Englishmen vii no. be able to meet the competition.
 The trouble in England is that any attempt to change manufacturing con dltions there, in order to meet the Americans. would be followed by q clash with the English labor unions, which are strong and not amenable to reason. The manufacturers of ma chinery in England only recently pass ed through a disastrous strike, and during the long Interruption to busi- ness Germany. France and the Unlted States captured much of the home trade, and they continue to hold it. Thus the English manufacturers are not ready to precipitate another labor crisis, and they are casting their eyes across the ocean.
 For several days there have been rumors that certain large firms in this country had received bids from Eng fish capitalists, looking to the purchase of their plants. Tn other instances it was said that Englishmen were merely seeking to obtain an interest in Amer ican industries, in the hope that by a transfer of their business here they
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

Some women in Pretoria have sent a letter to the London papers denying the charges made against British off cers by an American war correspon- dent. It had been charged that the officers had insulted the women in the Transvaal capital, but the women deny the allegation The lstter is timely and it's purpo1t should be given gen. eral publicity.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

of Padua. sent the card in question as sl curiosity to a Venetian friend, say ing that the German students who came to Italy had the elegant and laudable custom of leaving such little cards, with their name and place of origin, at the houses of friends when they called and found them absent. The card referred to bears a coat-of- arms. with the motto "Espoir me con- fort" and beneath "Joannes Wester- hof Westpha!us scribebat. Patavii Martfi 156O''
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

Woman is one half mystery and the other half mister.
 Every widow under forty when she goes where there are any men, ought to be made to wear cow-bell.
 The more a man learns the less proud he is of himself. But a woman never knows enough to know she doesn' know much.
 Nothing in the world makes a girl feel so uncomfortable as to think she is going to sneeze just when a man is coming to the point.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16
BOY AND THE INEVITABLE MAN

once upon a time a little boy went fishing of a Sunday and met lhe in evitable man in iJhe white choksr.
 Why" asked the inevitable man, do you fish upon the Sabbath day?"
 oh, sir" returned the little boy, earne estly, "it is because I have thought of something quite original to say if anybody shall ask me what be- comes of little boys who fish on Sun Gay!"
 The inevitable man did not rise to the occasion, but went his Way, much dazed.-Detroit Journal
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

Tn every community there exists in latent form great deal of literary
 talent. This talent lies LATENT dormant for several TALENT. reasons. chief among
 which is timidity. The possessors fear to expose their budding genius. They fear the chill of un1ind frost. the sting of ridicule. or the blight of neglect.
 Because of this timidity much that is good is lost to the world; many flowers of thought are killed in the bud; many gems of wisdom covered OCT with ,ne moss of forgetfulness.
 The Republican desires the honor of being Instrumental in bringing to light some of this shrinking talent. It in v!tes contributions from all, in poetry or prose. Arizona is rich in material for either. The field for. descriptive
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

The state treasurer of Nebraska re- ports that four years ago there wers unpaid back taxes in that state amounting to seven millions of dollars. Four millions of dollars have been paid on account of those taxes in four years. It is no wonder that Bryans own state failed to listen to his anti-p~os2 -rity cry, and gave Mckinley the electoral vote of the state.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16
HE COUNTED ALL RIGHT.

You've been in a fight, said his mother, reprovingly.
 ''Oh, not much of a one,' answered the boy.
 Did you count 100 as I told you when you found your angry passions rising?''
 'Oh, sure," returned the boy. "I counted 100 all right but knocked the other boy down first. It's the only safe way"
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

Papa Zimmerman has now felt called upon to tell the Cincinnati papers to behave, and not conduct themselves as if they were like their New York con- tamporaries in the presence Of the duke and the duchess. The paternal point seems t5 be well taken.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

The trial races between the Boston and New York candidates for cup de fender promise to be not the least in teresting feature of next season's yachting. And may the best yacht and best skipper winl
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

The latest advicas from Washington are that, as between the internal rev enuc commissionership and the speak ershIp of the Maine house of repre- ssntatives. MT. Manley is inclined to prefer both.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

The mana agement of the Phoenix car nival is to be commen1ed for having dispensed with the contemplated bull fight. An affair of that kind is ei-her brutality or it is a fake, and an American audience wants neither the one nor the other.-Los Angeles Her ald
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

A cable dispatch from London an- noUnces that MT. Cr-ker has just uu- dergone an operation in his neck. That is where he got it just before he sailed hence
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

Governor Pingree is catching it hot and heavy for his latest xtraordinary parGonins performance. Criticism of it has made him very mad, which may fairly be interpreted as giving evidence of a consciousness of his mistake.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16
COULDN'T FOOL HIM.

This" said the chromo peddler, represents an oriental dance."
 What does oriental mean?" asked the head of the house.
 Belonging in the east"
 You git out. They don't stand for no dances like that in the east. I'm from Connecticut, and l know"
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16
HIS CONVERSATION.

Miss Towson-"I think MT. York rode's talk is simply killing"
 Miss Waverly-"He surely murders his English. ."-Baltimore American.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

Here is Sir John Tcnniel celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of his connec- ton with Punch. At the grand old age of S1, he still stands in the harness at the head C' al the car!--turis;s of his tima,
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

The reported increase of $14.5OOO GOO iH the value of .he Vanderbilt estate since the possessor died, little over a year ago, shows how big fortunes roll up in this country without any help.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

The time has not arrived for the formation Of a Society for the DaUgh- ters of the Spanish war. They will have to wait until the Filipinos make up tAcir minds to b5have themselves.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

MT. Bryan writes vigorously. Prob ably his contributions to current poiit- ical discussion would carry more weight.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16
AN ANCIENT VISITING CARD.

The oldest visiting card of which there is any record is to be found in the state archives of Venice Giacome Contariti, professor at the university
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

There seems to be no doubt that the Westminster Catechism is destined to be catechised.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

The carnival exists only in memory but it is a pleasant memory.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16
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This root of many evils


 Glandular tunnors, abscesses. pimples and other cutaneous eruptions. sore ears. inflamed eyelids. rickets, dyspep- sia. catarrh. readiness to catch cold and inability 10 get rid of it easily, pale ness, nervousness and other ailments including the consurptive tendency Can be completely and permanently removed. no matter how young or old the sufferer
 Hoods Sarsaparilla was given the daughter of Silas Vernooy, Wawarsing. N. Y., who had broken ont with scrofula sores all over her face and head. The first bottle helped her and when she had taken six the sores were all healed and her face was smooth. He writes that she has never shown any sign of the scrofula returning.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16
H00a's Sas.sapas-5Ega

Promises to cure and keeps the promise. Ask your druggist for it today and accept no substitute.
Arizona republican., 1900-12-16

Tn every community there exists in latent form great deal of literary
Crawford avalanche., 1900-01-11

Admiral Schley should be in Del
agoa bay with the Chicago, and be
present at the seizure of Anne rican
cargoes by English warships. There
would be nothing unfriendly in the
presence OF the Chicago there. 1t
might give the English commanders
pause now and then IL they real
ized that their actions we're under
the eye OF jealous American, and
the captain OF the seized cargo wheth-
er an American or Of some other ma
tionality, would feel that the per-
formance was not entirely one-sided
or that his presentation of facts,
when 1t came to the court proceed
ings, would lack backing by testi-
mony OF United States admiral.
English war ships were present on
the Atlantic coast when the war with
Spain was in progress, and the fact
was not taken as unfriendly. On the
contrary, they we're welcome, both
here and in Manila bay. We may be
sure they kept close watch on af-
fairs that touched English interests,
and that is what Schley would do In
Delagoa bay. American shippers are
entitled TO have the facts surround
.ng a seizure reported by the officers
of an American vessel. Neither the
Beers nor the British could object,
and the fact Of Schley's presence in
the Portuguese harbor would relieve
the administration o. the charge that
American matters, very delicate in
their nature, were being looked after
only by Great Britain, one of the par
ties to the war and obviously not in
a position to take any except parti-
san view Of disputes that may arise
over the seizure of goods not general
ly contraband and which are shipped
In good faith from our ports.-De-
roit Journal.
Crawford avalanche., 1900-01-11

London newspapers OF recent date
admit openly that the situation ir
Ireland at the present juncture is
almost as much to be deplored as il
the country we're in insurrection
The recruiting offices are everywhere
unsuccessful. The people are quiet
but are holding aloft from all dem
onstrations OF sympathy with the
war against the Beers. 1t is remark
ed that the war is discussed withou,
particular feeling by the middle and
lower classes, but that everywhere
there is an undercurrent Of deep re
sentiment toward a government which
countenances Joseph Chamberlain
The liberal London newspapers are
asking whether it would not have
been better to deal more generously
with Ireland, upon whose men the
empire has been able to depend In
previous emergencies. Inter Ocean,
Crawford avalanche., 1900-01-11

The people of Great Britain have
been grossly deceived by the govern
ment press. For weeks they have
been told in loaded type under Wash
ingtoI and New York date lines, that
the citizens and the government OF
the United States were in hearty &C.
cord with the maudlin sentiments
uttered by Ambassador Choate in his
Thanksgiving day address. In the
language Of the Associated Press cor
respondent, Great Britain has been
feeding tedly on long special
cables showing American friendship.
Meantime the press of the United
States is almost unit in denouncing
the war Of criminal aggression in
South Africa, and the vast majority
OF American citizens are openly SYM
pathizing with the patriotic Dutch
men, whose fight for the retention of
their liberties has filed the world
with admiration. Great Britain can
expect nothing from the United
States but neutrality. Chamberlain
and his organs have insulted the Am
erican people by claiming from the
government of the United States that
which could not be given without
violating the most sacred traditions
OF this nation. Bay City Tribune.