The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-01-13
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Attempts to "Nogserate" Spelling
Raform IN the Family.

Attempts 70 NoBBeFete 9PeAHnS
Reform in the Family.
Chicago Times Herald: George" paw
sed mite before last, 81 am about to nog-
gerate a new slstum in this family.
Here / ben sendun you to privut skool
and payin good mummy for you to Get
a neduchashen. and What's the result?"
II dunno es / could tell you the re-
suit all at once" anserd, "but I've had
so mulch practus now / think could
read a Hole line Of germun potrey With
out emmy help II II was printed In Ing
llsh and the words wuzzent too long.
And you OF to Hear me tawk french. I
bet no Twenty words almost by Hart, :"
Eyes, that's all vurry well az far as II
Goze," paw says, but your spellin's
week. Why you can't spell bit worSen
DR.. andrews rite now. What you need
Is corse in the youniVerslty. They got
spellln Reform thare now. thot when
you got to talkin germun and french
You mite keep so blzEy lernen things
you won't never need to no that they
wuddent have Time to teech you emmy
Of the iddv 0'Sluncraseys OF Our ettum
mullogickls sistum, and yet your Yung
| mind all full OF letters that haven't emmy
more bIzness hanging Onto lngllsh as
She l rote than a cat fishes fin would
have fioppIn behind the rite fore laig Of
a spotted shOte? Did you notu the pc
trey thare? Sumtlmes / can't help
droppun into it,
a got paw to Repeat 80 wouldn't
make emmy mistake becoz believe In
giving everybuddy fare Sho.
Well" asst him, what's to be
Done?"
you got to quit H." paw says, that's
all. Every little while notus you spell
some Word the way Danyel Webster
and Gladstone and other misgided peo-
pie did. You can't nevvur expect to
get up in the world till you throw OF
that Habbut. Think what Tennessun
and Darwin and Huxley mite Of been
II they had only had the chance you
and all the other Fewcher generashens
have. Think OF the Time and Labor
they have wasted puteln ms on Pro-
grams and Extry letters in Cattelogs
and Things. Who can Tell what great
Things they mite have done, what nobul
thots thay mite have Thunk. if Thay
wouldn't Of had TO be Coin thru mentle
Process Every time they got to rlten.
That's WHARF the hole trubble ID. We
want to mock out the mentle process, We
want to Lurn to rite without havin to
Think, and this crate reef form that
the youniversity and DR.. andrews have
started Is goIn to bring us to the Cole"
What" NAV asst, has DR.. andrews
started anuther reef form?"
whenever DR.. andrews amt starten
reef form Of some kind" paw says
you can list about make up your mind
that he Is the victum of fowl pla. /
nj nj 1Nnk1 ~ n hut
here's a reef form we need in our biz
ness. This is a rapid age. Before pee
pull got to dOin Things in Hurry 1t was
all rite TO waste Time putin on extry
Letters, but since we got to Going the
turrable pace peepul have to keep up
now one OF to reef form.
"Sposen 1t takes pursen kwartcr
Of seckond TO make the Two stunt
Letters in cattelog, and he has to rite
that word fore times year on nave
ridge. Sum peepul never rite It. but
let's sposen thay rote 1t fore times, en-
nyway, Thare would be hole seckund
wasted Every Yeer. and IL he Lived 10
be Ninety years old he would OF Lost
MInnut and half goin thru a mentle
process he wouldn't ever of needed to II
ne would only been BEST with the nu
sistum. This Is turrable, and 1t makes
me sad fer the human Race. II this
crate reef form can't be-"
That was as far a paw got. Uncle
wesley gave little albert a gun fer
Crismus present. You put stick In
the bari and press down Till sumthln
clicks. Then you pull the trigger and
whatever the stick Hits is purity mulch
the worse for ware and tare. Little al
bert shot at the pup. but the stick hit
paw just belo the Left ear. Little al
bert found two peeces Of his gun In the
alley this morning. But CESS thay
won't ever be yoosful emmy more,
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