The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-01-05

my GEAR, m stuck on YOU"
A man always puts his best foot for
ward; mule puts his backward.
Men as well as women stray from the
path of rectitude.
All is well that ends well-with the ex-
ception OF wasps, hornets, etc.
Don't wait for something to turn up,
but go and turn something up.
The trouble with great many men is
that you can't depend on what they say
You can tell the exact age of tree by
its rings, but this rule don't apply in
the case of society woman.
Most women have the gift of second
sight; they look twice q; the dress of
nearly every woman they pass.
Giving man advice and throwing
stones at dog has about the same ef
| feet
The mission of the masher is to show
what man was before he became man
Some men rob themselves when they
call others hard names.
| If it is true that the clothes makes the
man, some men ought to change theil
clothes.
The chief end of man is his foote's
peeiaily when he has to foot his wife's
bills
The unkindest cut of all is your por.
trait in country "patcnt side" news.
paper.
The general opinion seems to be that
economy should begin at somebody
else's home.
Charity often consists of generous
impulse to give away something we have
no further use for.
A drunken hobo printer is enough to
times makes him commit sin.
No Leap Year until 1901. Girls, re-
member this, and don't refuse good
offer of marriage.
If you have made resolution to do
better for the year 1900 stand square up
to it. BE a man of will power.
Bad men are always using their in
fluence to corrupt good people and bring
them down to their level.
It's pity that people can't content
themselves with wishing they had the
things they would like to have.
Don't fool with a wasp because he
happens to look weary and tired-you'll
probably find him all right in the end.
A woman lowers her voice when ask
ing favor-and raises it If she doesn't
get it.
"What's maiden speech, dad" "The
usual form is: oh, this is so suddenv ("
Every time man fails to hit the tar
get he blames the gun.
When woman can't stir up any other
kind of trouble she tackles house-clean-
ing.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
of the bright-faced girl on the golden
coin.
The American security company re-
fuses to go on the bond of any man who
uses cigarettes.
The wife of the late Gov. Atkinson, of
Georgia, is in the industrial field rs q
state agent for life and fire insurance
companies and is doing fine business.
There is a yellow streak in humanity
that tries to shift responsibilities on to
others.
"When a, woman pauses to reflect
says the Manayunk Philosopher, ait il
generally before looking-glass."
The candidate who boasts that his
friends are unit would be considerably
surprised to get but one vote.
The streets of Washington City are
shaded in summer by something like
seventy-five thousand trees of different
varieties.
Think Of the ills from which you are
exempt, and it will aid you to bear pa
tiently those which you may now suffer
Nine men constitute jury in Mexico
and o majority gives the verdict. II the
jury is unanimous there Ia no appeal.
There is said to be o mother In Sain
Louis who Is so tender-hearted that sht
invariably chloroforms her children be
fore Furnishing them.
Avery time man makes 4 fool Of him
self by acting contrary TO his own judg
ment he gets mad.
Perhaps the average woman loves Il
SO shopping because she thinks there Ii
something good In store for her.
A woman Of tropical nature usual,
has temper Of equatorial fervor.
Marriage will cnre even the most Wis
ionary man Of some q hia allQetons.
The restless man Who 'i16 constantly
seeking change seldom has any = hi
pocket.
Some men take themselves 30 seriously
THAT they can never sec how humorous
they sppeaF e others us.s.,l.,sI s.s
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