The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1900-05-09
ALI Sorts OF Paragraphs.

= Any actress can paint but only
few can draw.
A lawyer says water resembles
equity when it is just ice.
The outsider who speculates in
oil is pretty apt to slip up.
= An actor says he avoids the
coast towns because Of the light
houses.
- If man has a true sense OF
humor be knows when not to get too
funny.
- Ladies who make their own
dresses should have some knowledge
of figures.
TO cure old sores, to heal au :ndo-
lent ulcer, or to speedily cure piles,
you need simply apply DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve according to directions.
Its magic-like action will surprise you.
Evans Pharmacy.
- Mistress -"The master found
fault with your cooking to day Jane"
Cook--"I don't take any notice Of
i'm mum. It's his blessed nature to
find fault Amt he always fndin'
fault with you"
- Hyssop-"Does your wife make
any fuss when you bring home one of
your friends to dinner without giving
her previous notice?' Birden-"Oh,
no, she never makes any fuss until
after my friend has gone"
j. L. Hood, Justice of the Peace
Dros5y, Miss, makes the following
statement: Il can certify that One
Minute Cough Cure will do all that is
claimed for it." 1t cures all throat
and lung trouble. Evans Pharmacy.
A Chicago woman has received
II proposals of marriage within three
days. Publicity was recently given to
the fact that she earns salary which
is big enough to support two people
comfortably.
After suffering from piles for if
teen years | was cured by using two
boxes Of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve,' writes w. j. Baxter, North
Brook, N. G. 1t also cures all skin
diseases. Evans Pharmacy.
- Fortunately for Miss Helen
Gould she has secretary who is able
bodied enough to go through her daily
mail. Last week she received 1903
letters, nearly all Of which contained
requests for money for various objects.
aggregatipg about 81, ,7OO,O 900.
After suffering from dyspepsia
twelve years, and using many remedies
without permanent good, / finally took
kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t cured me
and l recommend it to everyone" It
digests what you eat. Evans Phar-
macy.
"Do you mean to tell me you do
not regard public Office as a public
trust?' "Well," answered Senator
Sorghum, II don't like to hear it said
in just that way. Whenever you say
anthing about trusts and office hold
ing in the same sentence people are
so likely to get suspicious
w. S. Musser, Miilheim, Pa. say. !,
the life of his little girl by giving her
One Minute Cough Cure when she was
dying from Group. 1t is the only
harmless remedy that produces imme-
date results. Evans Pharmacy.
- The indications point to rush
of immigrants TO this country this
year. A Chicago agent of steam
ship and immigration company esti-
mates the number at 600, 900, of
whom 100000 will be Swedes, Danes
and Norwegians, and 100000 Ger
mans.
II had stomach trouble over twenty
years and gave up all hope of being
cured till began to use Kodol Dys.
Npepsia Cure. 1t has done me so much
good | call it the Savior Of Life
1t digcsts what you eat. Pleasant to
take. Cannot fail. Evans Pharmacy.
- This is the message she telegraph
messenger handed to him: "Come
down as soon as you can. I nm dy-
ing, Kate" Eight hours later he az
rived at the summer hotel. to be met
on the piazza by Kate herself. "Why
what did you mean by sending me
such mcssage?" he asked. "C-b,",
she gurgled. II wanted TO say III
was dying to see you: but my 10 words
ran out, and l had to,stop."
- 0ae Of .he usss 10 which corn is
now being put By Northern mills, is to |
grind into flour and to mix with wheat
-four and focl the unsophisticated. |
Much of this mixture is ship pped South,
where they seem to think that we don't
know what good Hcnr is. III is said |
that the low grade -four carries from
10 to 20 per cent. Of corn -four.
A California man has proved by |
experiment that there is so pounds Of
OIL in every ton of orange peel.