Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-06-13
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ihey hno" wen enough boys will no
men," NC
One swallow may not make q co..
mer. but one bull frog makes snr,nr
and one banana skin fall.
Never ask crust of crustv M.
Ask him for meat. for he'll give von
cold shoulder with pleasure.
He-What If should catch mv.o,.
proposing to you She-I should co..
slider you pretty good catch.
Mrs. Hix-I'm glad to hear that vor.
husband is working again. Mrs XIV
But he isn't working; he has a politio.,
job.
Couldn't Stick Willie: Teacher-Wn
Re, what's the masculine of lam
lress" Willie Chinaman,-
brooklyn Life.
The following epitaph may be s4on
iu an Ulster churchyard: "Erecte1 10
The memory of John Phillips acciden,,
ally shot as mark of affection by bls
brother"
Shea married couple should pull IN.
gether like team of horses. He-yes
and they probably would If like a team
Of horses they had but one tongue Ina.
tween them.
Evidently Holding Hands.-"ls hat
young man in the parlor with Ma,n,s
still?' asked her father. suddenly lout.
ing up from his paper. Very STILL r..
piled her mother.
Photographer-How shall finish
your photographs. madam? Madam
Well, retouch half OF them TO look ten
years younger than am. want thoss
to send out of town.-Chicago Record
At the Dinner Table: George, don't
stare Mt Mr.. Crumley thai way: It isn't
polite" II was just waitn' TO see him
pick up his glass of water. ma; heard
pa tell you that lie drinks like IA fish,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A lady residing In North Columns
meeting girl the other day who had
lately been In her service. inquired.
well, Mary, where do you live now?'
please, ma am. don't live nowhere
rejoned the girl. I'm married"
I've bought bulldog" said Parsnlr
to his friend Lessup. land want a
motto to put over his kennel; can You
think Of somethlng?" '.Why not use
dentists notice = Teeth inserted
here? =" suggested Lessup. it-Bits.
See here" howled the manager
docs 1t take you four hours TO carry
message three squares and return?"
wy" said the new office boy. you
told me TO see how long 1t would take
me to 60 there and back. and done H."
Teacher dnfant natural history class
You will remember that will you,
Tommy-that wasps lie In torpid
state all winter? Tommy with IN air
Of retrospection)-Yes an III try an
remember that they make up for ii in
summer
Mother-I notice. Ostend. that you
did not eat any pie at dinner. Ostend-
asked for piece, ma. Mother-But
l did not hear you. You should have
asked second time. Ostend-But. ma,
you told me never to ask for pie the
second time.
Following Instructions: young
Sammie Spender Is carrying out his
governors wishes faithfully. isn't hep
"How's that?" "Why, the old gentle
man left instructions in his VIII that
after his death his dust was 10 be scat.
tered to the winds. Life.
Mrs. Jackson-Speakin' OBJ your hus.
ban, Mrs. Wimple. did he evan convey
to you dat he done propose to me bero'
he married you? Mrs. Wimple-Dee
he didn't tell me- He was so ASHAMED
OBJ some OBJ de fings he did dat neyah
Insisted upon a confession.
How about the loan of one hundred
marks that you were to have returned
10 Inc six weeks ago?" II wanted 10
eturn 1t then. sir. but you had Just
act with bereavement. How could
break in on your deep grief with 50
cheerful an announcements"
Mamma-What Is Willie crying
about? Bridget-Shure. ma'am, hs
wanted to go across the street to Tom
my Green's. Mamma-Well, why didn't
you let him go? Bridget-They were
having charades, he said. ma'am. and
wasn't sure as he'd had 'em yet.-Ex-
change.
Stage Manager-By Jove. there's
nice thing happening on the stage! Pro
prietor-Eh? What's up? Stage Man
ager-The hero and villain are doing
their duel act, and the latter won't die
until you signal him that he'll get his
arrears Of salary at the end of the piece.
-Tit-Bits.
Your American soldiers" said the
Disguised Filipino envoy, "are dead to
the rules of civilized warfare" "What
nave they done now?" inquired the dig
nif1ed president of the commission.
Perhaps you won't believe It," said the
envoy, with great bitterness but they
actually ambushed one of our ambush
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