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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02
FORT DODGE ITEMS.

Thursday, the a6th day of July, was the
; 3th anniv ersstry of Mrs Stacy Thomas birth
day, and in the evening the Headquarters
were filled with happy crowd of people con-
graduating Mrs. Thomas and helping her
celebrate.
There were abont so persons present. all OF
them Yieinss with each other make every
body happy They played on the organ aud
sang songs and indulged in hand-shaking
and merry making, even while masticating
the delicious viands prepared for the occa-
sion.
There was not much speech making. for
every body too full of fun to make,
even listen to any. OF course Commander
Thomas on deck and made a few apDro
pirate remarks, he very much inter
ested, and enjoyed his part OF the entertain
ment, aithoug gh he had hand in getting it
up fol. the surprise him and his wife
For through the connivance of Mrs BOYD and
Mrs. Raider, Mrs Thomas was visiting some
remote part of the Fort, while the Com
mander was Iured away in search of Collins
lost garden. When they returned and found
Headquarters gaily decorated their suppo-
sition til at the Governor had come
Several presents were left with Ms Thorn as
1nementoes of the OCCASION
The participants in tie affair are hoping
q like opportunity arrive soon that
they may partake of another feast of good
things and flow OF soul and social reunion
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02
EAST EN-, NOTES.

From the Snearville News. July 27-
-Bekl'& Sereim, of Dodge, have taken
the contract, and are grading the eNten-
sion to the railroad yards.
20. NJ Beck comes to the trout on the
oats question, he having twenty light
acres that yielded 81 bushels per acre and
tested. 10 pounds to the btlshel.
The little son of j. II. Tassett, of
Denver. Colo, came last Saturday to
visit his grandparents, Mr. and Mrs
Henry Tassett. He is havinga good time
riding the donkey at IL. Nau-s.
The Circulating Library is now To-
Gated at the News office. We would like
to add. a few more names to the list and
would be glad to have you. call and
anime the books. The cost will be light
considering that you have access TO one
thousand volumes.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02
Fatality Follows Failure

to use Eoley's Kidney Cure in time. If
taken in earlier stages OF Bright's disease
and Diabetes it is a certain cure on
have noticed the high death rate from
these Diseases and it is not wise to ig
more early symptoms when medicine like
Foley's kidney Cure can be had, w -
Amos.
Two new posto1ees have recently
been established in south Gray county
Hess, at jonathan Whites place, OrvisIe
White, postmasters. EsteIla, at NJ. H
Magary's place. Mrs Magary. P. M.
The greatest invention in military.
science was th.- Gsatlin gun and the great
est discovery in medical science is Cat
Inns Autl- Bd iious Compound. which
actually cures habituaI constipatica. SO
ing medicine \ short treatment does
the work. ask your druggist far. a free
sample. For sale by all Druggists
Representatives of Eastern aay firms
are in wicazafa contracting hay for fall
delivery It is estimated t.sat several
thousand tons of prairie hay will be ship
ped frors2 wichita this fall This is due
to the failure of the hay crsp in the ceal-
| trail and western parts OF the country.
The price in Wichita is aG1ancing rapid
ly-
The dread of people with weak lungs
who suffer with stubborn coughs is con-
sum pIlOn. OIeJ money alzu II
taken III time, cures the cold heals the
lungs aud always cures inozpienI con-
sumption. w. 5. Amos
II. M. Beardsaey, who has been night
operator at the Santa Fe depot IN this
city for the past few years, has accepted
the position of station agent at Wrigh;
and will move his family there this week.
I-Iarned Chronoscope.
| The lack of energy you feel. the back
/ ache and run down condition general
/ ". all mean kidney disorder + oley L
/ Kidney cure will restore your strength
and yIgor by making the kidneys we'll
Take substitute.
Billie Siebenthaler has finished thresh
ing 500 bushels of wheat. Billie feels
| in great luck to get such a crop as this
| when prices are SO good and It gives him
a stronger desire to stay on the farm
II e:.sic Globe.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02
The Normal Institute.

The Ford County Normal Insfstate
opened Monday. July 80. with a good st-
tendance. All seem to take hold of the
the hot weather The Instructors are
well liked and the way they have begun
handling the subjects pieases all the
students The enrolment is Now 81 and
is expected To increase materially III The
next few days
The following is list of Students,
Grace E Sturgeon, Leo French. Carl
VanR iper, Lulu Sturm. Tina Wiseman.
Nellie Chapman, Harriet Hobble,
GeorgaDua Tay Julia Sughrue,- Ruth
Berry. Leila Pogue, Halle Adams, Nier-
tie Gray. Matte Sumerhalter, Ethel Cur
rey, Lava Sughrue. katherine Shelly,
Minnie Shelly, Barbara Mayrath, Clara
Dawson. Grace Metcaff VIM. Leather
wood Clifford Bell, Lydia Pottrof, Lst9u
Andersons Jennie Grimm, Ella Davis,
Cecilia biayrath. Nora Hutson, Carrie
Brink. Belle Drake, Ethel De La, Cora
Plankeft, Kate Burgess, l. b. Degering.
Dora Boyd. Nellie Coke, Ida Griffith,
Eva Isalston, May Graver. Carrie Fowler,
Cora Fowler, Laura Guthrie, Addie
Purdy, Clara Pardy, Roy Alexander i,
Fannie Brown. Nellie Sughrue, Mary
McDermott, Clara Smith. Matte Padgett
Cora Leatherwood, Eva Coons, Ora
Ragiand-
Prof w. Baker is conductor and Prof,
Messeriey and Dunlond instructors.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Congressman Rodcnburg. whose dis
trct (the Twenty-First Illinois, is pret-
ty thicl>ly populated by German AmerT-
cars, makes this snail obse 7yation
s.All this talk about the Germaa voters
going over to the Dem oer;ats is foolish
One half the voters IN my district of
that nationality. | DO not, know of
single German isepobiicaiH. who viii vote
the Democratic ticket. Afcw were in
clined to until the kansas- City eoaven-
ton declared for Is 10 !. They are all
back in line now
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02
The Evidence in the Case, and the
Finding by the jury.

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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02


Program for soule College entertain
ment to be given Saturday night, August
18th. 1900.
Invocation - -. Rev westwood
Chorus-s-The SilVeTy Sea- Leslie
Recitation, Nat1g gIltx Zell''-- Miss E Barber
Piano solo, list Movement sonata. Pathetic,
Beethoven .....- Miss c. Clou gh-
Recitation, tI4ittIe WHIP ..-...--.---- ------
Recitation, Aunt JelnIfa3t7s Courtslip
....--.-..-...-.- Miss L. GiIpin
Vocal Duet, Were nearing the City.
--..- Misses Tim mons and CraneT.
Concert Recitation, In school days. ;, John
c. W hitter, Misses Cralner and Gilpin-
Piano solo, '.oId Folks At Home, in ytria-
tions, Snow Miss E E. Ban Der.
Recitatioll, How Girls study
ReGtation Goltege OH cans Mids Sraaner =
Karl Miller. Jas. Saunders. Ray Anthony;
TabIeaux, tFarew eiI.', ..Teacher's Away, -
.sNiobe aud her dau ughters-''
Observation-Disclosures. Miss NJ. Riney.
Recitation, tTalnGnS '.-.... Miss E. l. Barber
falber Granaer. kissei and riaa,rons,
Pant oniine, my Faith Looks Up to Thee
----..--------.- Physical Culture Class-
Benediction. Rev. Mccormick k
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

s. T.. kelly's steam threshfnS outfit
was working at Burk 5zsrgess' place last
Monday when about 2Oon spark from
the engine set fire tc. a large straw stack
containing forty OF fifty toas of straw
The stacker belonging to the machine
was completely destroyed and the rear end
Of the separatos badly scorched. Only
prompt action On the part of the engineer
and hands prevented the whole ouifIs
from going up IN smoke. Mr. Kelly
places his loss at 800. Mr.. Burgess will
be reimbursed by Mr. Kelly for the loss
sustained by him. Mr.. kelly-s feed
crop narrowly escaped destruction, the
combined assistance of the entire force
being necessary TO subtue the fire which
spread rapidly in the direction of his
place.-Cimarroo Jaoksonian-
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Threshing cemmen@eei this week in
nearly every portion eE Rasnee county
and the yieSl is averaging about twenty
bushels pee acre, ish, the price ranging
from ffty-six> to hfty-ssteast cents per-
bushel There is estimated to be
about fo2zy threshEng. machines at ssarlG,
through ont the cesantg aaks The best yield.
SO far reported IL forty Bushels per acre
by Capt. w. A. Gill, ST Walnut nosa-
ship--Earne1 Chronoseope.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02
COLLEGE NOTES.

Miss Barber. Miss Fimmons and
Prof. LeMast9r visited Garden City on
last Sunday in the interest of the college.
They had cordial reception by Rey. F.
Z. Fray and his congregation. The
prospect is good for several students from
there for this year attend school They
were oyertaken by the storm on Saturday
evening and We're obliged to stay over
night fourteen miles this side of Garden
City Al half past five O'Clock Sunday
evening they started home, reaching the
college ut 80 O'Clock on Monday morn
ing, having Travelled all night, and hav-
ing driven II miles Sunday and Sunday
night.
About 25 names are now enrolled for
students the coming year. Six en-
gagged 80 stay three years, and one two
years. The outlook for the coming year
is very bright.
lit IS expected that the chapel will be
crowded ornext Saturday night at the
entertainment.
Prof I4eMaster Will preach at CHM
arron next Sunday morning.
DR. Logan. lately located in this city,
gives his opinion of the climate aud city,
as follows:
DODGE CITY. kANS IS.
This is an ideal
climate for people with weak lungs and
kindred affections. 1t is not generally
known thst people who have consump-
tioil along with heart trouble cannot
stand the high altitude of Colorado nor
the humidity of the Eastern and South
ern states. Many people go to Colorado
daily who have heart trouble who pay
for their error by early death. Have
in mind several cases where parties went
to Colorado and Phoenix, Arizona,
against tue advice of an expert physician
Oh heart and lung troubles and they died
of heart failure, some of them very sud-
denly, and those who did not die came
home with incurable heart LESSONS The
reason that some consunptives do better
in Colorado than others is because they
have strong enough hearts to stand the
high altitude. Another reason that Colo
RADIO and parts of California is contra in
dieated in consumption is because the
mornings and evenings are so cold. E.S
pecialiy the evenings turn cool 50 quickly
that even in summer in Denver and San
Francisco it is necessary to wear over
coat soon as the sun goes down. Hun
dreds of people with weak lungs have
| found health. strength and fort1ne by
coming to the Sunny plains of Western
Kansas Drinking the pure ozone fresh
from natures laboratory unpo3luted by
the stencil of overezowtied civilization /.
| The water here is good ana everyone
seems happy and prosperous and glad
/ that they are living
/ It is ideal cattle country. Cattle
winter here wen without feeding corn
and expensive grains farther east
There IS abundance of alfalfa and
kafffr corn raised around here,
Dodge City is city of churches. Hel
ministers will compare well with othel
i cities ten times as large. The population
is about three thcsisand. She is wei
supplied with Doctors, there being nine
at present. This place has fine large
handsome public school buildings, ant
= splendid college just outside of tn,
city. c. c. LOGAN. N. D.
Dodge City, Kansas.
Il am a switchman,s' writes a. J. en-
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

The burro belonging TO B. s Williams
broke loose from his hitching post, in
front OF Mrs. Bavousetss home last night.
and wandered on the railroad track. No.
8 coming along struck the animal and
buggy and cut off a leg of the burro and
demolished the vehicle. The animal was
killed this morning to relieve It of It's
sslfTsrfngs.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

'tBoth nay children were taken with
whooping cough. wriaesr Mrs. O. E.
putton. of Daayiile, Ill. st1A small bot
tie of Foley s Honey ansit tar gave such
relief that I.used q. So cent, hottie. which
saved dootoris billy w ). Amos.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

H. juneau is considering the propFIetY
of establishing a water resort, so numer-
ous are the patrons at his pump. This
water is considered the best in the eouu-
try and equal to the water Of the health
resorts.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Tae greatest skin Specialist in america
originated. the forIIa&dsa for Banner, SaIxe.
Feai all skin diseases. all cuts or. sores.
aads for piasss. it s she most Eeali5ag. inedi-
cine. w. ). AaAos.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

There will be services at St. Cornelius
church next Sunday, morning and eve
ming Morning prayer and sermon at
IL a. m. Evening prayer and sermon q.
5 p. IA. Sunday School at 10 a. m.
Subject of sermon in the evening, solo
mans false estimate OF life-s' All are
invited.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

w. O. Coons and wife left for Wichita
yesterday in a buggy. From that point
Mrs. Coons will go to EIdorado Springs,
Mo-, and remain some time. Mr.. .Coons
will return shortly
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

$50 REWARD will pay this reward
for informrtion that will lead to the ar
rest or conviction of persons who have
cut my wire fence in 4S1 places
NILES WISEMAN-
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Geo. w Reighard had eight stands of
bees in the spring, and now he has TWEEN
ty-tvvo colonies, and yesterday he took
off 500 pounds of honey This is good
yield. and shows what bees and alfalfa
can do.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Rev. E. NJ. Carr will preach Sunday
morning 1.-The Seven Downward
Steps,, and in the evening on ssHow the
boy Tom went from Dodge City to Hell.''
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

The Water and Light Company have
put up new poles south of the track, and
will reconstruct the entire line system.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Mrs. E. f. Garner and four children
arrived Tuesday evening from Arizona.
and are stopping with Mr.. Garner at the
Dodge House.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

The Ladies Aid Society of the NJ. E.
church will hold market III Imel SG
SwInehart's store Saturday next and on
the Saturday following.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

graphophone entertainments nt given last
night. by the Epworth Leasue. was very
we'll attended and heartily enjoyed The
music was furnished by Prof. Hulpieu.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

The water works company and the
city have settled all differences and are
now doing business under the new con-
tract. The street lights will be put in
soon.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

The Central Committee suggests that the
primaries for the selection OF delegates De
held Thursday, August 25rd. between the
hours of and p. except in Dodge City,
where they will be held from p. M,
and Dodge township between 4 and p. m.
Primaries to be held usual voting places.
and the Central Committeeman of each pre-
cinct to see that all preparations are made.
and mail Il list OF delegates when chosen to
the Secretary of the Central Committee.
w. L. COOLIDGE, Chairman.
j. a. ARMENT. Secretary
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Russell Beatty came in from the west. last
week where he has been for short time.
looking after business interests. He brou sft
three head of buffalo that he purchased IN
Texas At Goodnighe, Texas. there is q herd
of tlaese animals, owned by Mrs Goodnight.
and it was from this herd that Russell made
his selection These in his possession are
two years old, and weighing about loco
pounds each. bid fair TO be very large when
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Sims s. Sims loaded UP four OF
wheat yesterday. at % cents a busheI-
All wheat grades well-mostiy No. 2.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

ssNo appetite you say. ..Stone4esa
feels bad. Well. take LIZ. Caldw ellis
syrup Pepsin and you can sat any sAlng-
w. r. Pine.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

L. r. Miller is loading two ears of
wheat at Iinneola, five cars at Wright,
and several cars at this station. Wheat
shipments are becoming lively.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

L. A. EtzoId and family, of Liberal,
Kansas, visiting Mr.. and Mrs. T. A.
Seates. Mr. Etzold is county Clerk of
Seward county.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

T. K Van Horne has opened the flour
mill at Ford. He will pay the highest
maI ket price for wheat, and will ex-
change flour for wheat. 4w.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

A steepIe is being erected on the Bap-
tist church, and this viii give the build
ing more attractive Appearance
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Are you running for office this year?
No. you durn fool; I'm runnin' to W.
f. Pines for bottle of Dr. CaIdweiFs
Syrup Pepsin TO eu-e this indigestion.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Threshing is being done and farmers
are bringing wheat TO town for shipment
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Mrs. Clem Crawford, Mrs Mike Heal
ey and Mrs. F. Stratlman also attended
the Union of the L. a. to the o. r. G.,
Pueblo.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Frank Sweeney is making fire progress
in his buggy ride ID the mountains.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Some persons have cut Niles Wise
mans wire fence in 4s1 places. and he
offers reward of $40 for information.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Mrs. Ed Sims and children returned
yesterday from q visit to Meade county.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

Home grown watermeions were
brought in this week by f. Z. Drake
and y Rumsey-
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-08-02

wASrEp--A girl to do general house
work First class wages
e II MADISON.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1900-07-10

VI VHAS PLEASED. dot der man on der next block is gifing away a shoebrush, box of blacking und a pair of shoestrings to eafery customer? He vhas a liberal minded hustler. It vhas sooch men as him dot make millionaires. vhill take my job down to him."
 Der next caller vhas w0mans, und she vhas mad because I don't gif avhay sewing machines. Der next vhas a man who wanted bicycle free, und der third vhas a womans who said if gif avhay pianos I shall re- pair all her children's shoes. If don't get mad und lock cop my shop, belief somebody vhill come along who wants house und lot. Dot eafnings I goes by dot little tailor und says:
 "Vhell, it vhas a free gift to eafery customer, und how vhas 1t? All der peoples vhas mad, und I vhas in some soup"
 How vhas dot?" he asks.
 told him all about it, und he looks wise und says:
 Hans, I can't make her oudt. I vhas in America for 20 years, und all der peoples vhas glad to get some thing for nottings. You are sure dot sign vhas all rightT
 "Yes."
 ''Und der backing vhas all right?" "Yes."
 "vhell, dot beats me. I know all der womens in town will pay out ten cents street car fare und push und jam for two hours to safe cent on a cake of soap"
 But maype 1t vhas der deeference between a store und a cobbler shop." l says.
 By golly, Hans. but dot vhas it! Yes, sir, dot makes all der deeference in der world. A cobbler shop vhas not a store, und peoples expect too much of it, und you go home und tear down dot sign und let peesness go to Texas if she don't want to come by you"
 NJ. QUAD.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1900-07-10
Mrs. H,ppo's spring Hat.
while saving the Steak.

While Saving the Steak. ''Is your new boarding house pleas antY
 "Yes, indeed. There's a woman at our table who won't smile. Jenkins and I are working to see which will make her smile first, and all the other boarders have heavy bets out on us."- Chicago Record.