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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
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The readers Of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure
In all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally acting directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces Of the sys-
the disease and avyn The eh eaent
by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing it's work. The pro-
prletors have so much faith in it's curative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dol
lars for any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list of testimonials
Address, f. j. CHENEY & CO,
Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists zoe.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
Energy in Plants.

Live plants are plants with their par
ticles in motion building up the plants
structure. This motion is known as vital
energy. Physical energy results in de
composition. The material out of which
plant structure is formed is known as
protoplasm. The forms Of flowers result
from varying degrees and directions of
vital energy-but what starts the motion
of protoplasm, and SO directs the energy
that a little cell may develop in one in
stance to an oak, or in another to a but
tercup, has not been demonstrated.-Me
hans Monthly
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

daughter has received from the use of
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. After beginning the use of
your medicine she began to mend
rapidly and is now able to be at her
work. Her menses are regular and
almost painless. feel very thankful
to you and expect to always keep your
Vegetable Compound in my house. 1t
is the best medicine / ever knew. You
have my permission to publish this
letter if you wish, it may be the means
of doing others good. Mrs. MATILDA
A. CAMP, Manchester Mill, Macon, Ga,
September IS, 1899.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
Libby, Mcneil & Libby.

Housekeepers frequently feel the need
of luncheon meats which are either ready
to serve or can be prepared for the table
at a moments notice. Such a need is
abundantly supplied in the superior
meats put up by the old reliable house of
Libby, Mcneil q Libby, Chicago, one
of whose specialties is advertised in an
other column of this paper, and their
booklet, How to Make Good Things to
Eat" is offered free on application.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

ASK your grocer today to show you q
package of GRAlN-O, the new FOOD
drink that takes the place of coffee. The
children may drink it without injury az
well as the adult All who try it like it.
GRAIN-O has that rich seal brown OF
Mocha or Java, but it is made from
pure grains. and the most delicate stom
ach receives it without distress. One
fourth the price of coffee. 15c and Csc
per package Sold by all grocers.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

That children tall for their ages are
generally born in the summer is Il novel
theory. AS far as boys alone are con-
cerned those who first see light during
autumn and winter are not so tall as
those born in spring and summer Those
horn in November are the shortest. in
July the tallest. Averages for girls
show that those born in winter and
spring have less length of body than
those born in summer and autumn. The
talleSt girls are horn In AuonSt
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
Horses Almost as Cheap as Dogs.

Maj. Samuel Winters of Philadelphia,
who is interested in the manufacture of
street-ralway appliances, says that re-
ports from Auckland are not promising
for early development there of the troi-
lev. THE reason is the cheapness of
horses said he There are more
horses there than in any other place OF
its size in the world, and they are as
cheap almost as dogs. New York Com
mercial.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

Miss Edith Rhodes, one of the sis
tiers of Cecil Rhodes, has better and larg-
er diamonds, it is said, than most of the
royalty. These were given to her by
her brother, and taken from the famous
WeSSelton mine at Kimberley
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
Polite Lie in Embryo.

A little child has given Us a peep into
the process by which the polite lie is
developed. Mamma was talking to Effie
about the absence of Edith from the
children's party. You are sorry" said
mamma, that Edith could not come p
Fife replied, having enjoyed herself,
''Oh, / don't mind much To which
mamma rejoined, But Edith is i'll. that
is why she couldn't come. You must be
sorry" Fife considered. Eyes. of
course. I'm sorry" she said, but it
doesn't hurt me-inside.'
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
A Sensible Man

Would use kemp's Balsam for the Throat
and Lungs. 1t is curing more Coughs, Colds,
Asthma, Bronchitis, Group and all Throat
and Lung troubles, than any other medicine.
The proprietor has authorized any druggist
to give you a Sample Bottle Free TO con
vince you OF the merit of this great remedy.
Price 2oc. and soc.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

In Japan handkerchiefs are made Of
paper, cords are twisted from it and imi-
tatiOns of cordova leather are skillfully
cCntrived from it.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

kemp's Balsam will stop the cough a.
once. Go to your druggist today and get
cent bottles. Go at once; delays are dan
SerOuS.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

A new shirt takes just about twice
rs much time to be laundercd as one that
has been through the process before. This
Is particularly true of q colored shirt
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures
sick headache. Price % and SOC.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

The prime Of life in a man of regu-
lar habits and sound constitution is from
30 to 80 years Of age; Of woman, from
24 or p to about 40 years of age
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

The 1902 national banks of the Unit
ed States hold $1,013,122 nickels and
cents in their cash reserves.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

American exports to Africa have de-
creased slightly in the seven months end
ing with January, showing that the war
has lost us more than it has prOfited.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

There are over 200 distinct muscles
in the human body, of which the best of
us keep about 100 in prime condition by
proper use.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

During the past year professional
fishermen caught 2,0000 900 pounds of
fish in the Illinois river between Depu
and Grafton
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

| do not believe Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption has an equal for coughs and
colds.-.Iohn f. Boyer, Trinity Springs,
Ind. Feb. l.. 1900.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
To Cure a Cold i'm One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All drugugists refund the money if il
fails to cure. 25c. e. w. Groves sig
nature is on each box.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

Herds Of buffaloes roam about the
vast northern plains of Australia, but
blO0dthirsty blacks are also numerous in
that region and buffalo hunters carry
their lives in their hands
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

ReporteI-"H did sour assistant
happen to fall from the parachute?'
Aeronaut-''He belonged 20 the union"
Reportel-"W did that have to do
with it?'
Aeronaut-"He was two miles UP when
he heard a whistle blow. and thought
it was time to quit work. Baltimore
American.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

VITALITY low, debated exhausted cure
by DR.. Kline's lnvigorating Tonic. FREE. 81. Tlia
Bottle containing 2 weeks treatment. Dr.. Kline
Institute, 931 Arch Street, Philadelphia Founded 1877
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

Mrs. WiusIOw'- SOOTHING SYRUP for children
faething, sofens the gums reduces Inflammation
Ellays pain cures wind collie. csc a bottle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

returning from continental tour, on
which he had long set his heart. he was
narrating one evening TO his friend. the
doctor, how be had visited 1.-The majestic
Lake of Geneva and trodden the banks
of Blue Leman," relates the New York
Tribune.
Excuse me-" interrupted the doctor.
Lake Geneva and Lake Leman are
synonymous"
THAT, my dear sir" replied the farm
er, Il know very we'll; but are you aware
nous of the two?''
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

The Bank of England destroys about
$780, 600 of its notes every week. to re-
place them with freshly printed ones.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

There is a clock in Brussels which
has never been wound up by human
hands. 1t is kept going by the wind.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

Khaki is the latest English shade in
Fashionable stationery.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot Ease


powder to shake into your shoes. 1t rests
the feet. Cures Corns Bunions, Swollen. Sore,
Hot. Gallons, Aching, Sweating fees and In
growing Nails. Aliens Foot-EaSe makes
new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all dru ggists
and shoe stores, 25c. Sample mailed FREE
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, y. Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

Mrs. Greene-"But how came you 10
marry him? Did you think he really
cared for your
Mrs. Blew-"Oh l am certain of that.
If he had NOT loved me, he never would
have told me SO many lies to get me-"
Mrs. Greenland you find him great
ly changed since you were married 2"
Mrs. Blew-"Yes and no. He lies as
much as ever, but | suspect it is for love
Of some other woman. Boston Tan
script.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

Fishers Fiavoring Extracts are endorsed
by food laws and the o. s. government for their
PURITY and STRENGTH. A. j. Hilbert Co.. Milw
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
SPINNING WHEEL.
ANATOMY IN RHYME.

How many bones in the human face?
Fourteen, when they are all in place
How many bones in the human head?
Eight, my child, as I've often said.
How many bones in the human spine?
IWenty-four, like a clustering vine.
How many bones iii the human chest?
TWenty-fOur ribs and two of the rest.
how many bones in the shoulder bind!
Two In each; one before one behind.
HOW many bones in the human arm?
IN each arm. one; two in each forearm.
how many bones in the human wrist?
Eight in each. if none is missed
How many bones in the palm of the hand!
Five in each, of many a hand.
HOW many bones in the fingers ten?
Twenty eight, and by joints they bend.
How many bones in the human hip:
One in each: like dish they dip.
How many bones in the human thigh?
One in each, and deep they lie.
How many bones in the human knee?
Two in each, we can plainly see
How many bones in the ankle strong?
Seven in each. but none are long.
How many bones in the ball of the foot?
Five in each, as the palms were put
How many bones in toes half a score?
Twenty -eight. and there are no more.
And now, if you reckon the bones on slate.
They count, in a body, two hundred and
eight.
Then we have, in the human mouth, too.
Teeth, upper and under thirty and two.
And now and then there's bone, | think,
That forms on joint or to fill up chink
A sesamoid bone, or wormain, we CALL
And now we may rest, for we've told them
all. Success.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

THE little dear is lost again. she said
as soon as she got home. "Oh, that
pug Yes, that pug, if you must talk
like a brute, and | want you to advertise
for HIM" And this is the advertisement
as it appeared: ''Lost-A sausage
shaped yellow dog, answering, when hun
CRY, to the name of Baby A reward
will be paid for his return to 81 Blank
street, dead or alive. Household
Words.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

An Irish servant girl, who had a very
hard mistress, one day became angry and
threatened to commit suicide. IF you
do, said the mistress, you will surely
go TO hell Well" said the girl, IF It
stay there
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

For your Easter Cakes and Candy use
1.M-B" Flavoring Extracts.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

" DEAR MRS. PINK
HAM 1T affords me
great pleasure to tell
Won of the benefit NV
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

The coultier Frustrated himself be-
fore the dowager empress.
What have you learned concerning
this reformer Ting FooPing| inquired
the grand old woman.
II have learned, your imperial ine1fi-
billty, that he is a man Of dangerous
popularity whom it would be we'll to let
alone
You think it safer, Ell? And why?''
Because, madam, he has wise young
head on his shoulders
The empress laughed cOntemptuously.
Bah" she said, Il can easily remove
that objection"
the imperial headsman.-Clevcland Plain
Dealer.
Mrs. Jones-'And pray, Mr.. Jones.
what is the matter now?'
JoneS-"I was only wondering, my
dear, where you might have bought this
fish,
Mrs Jones-''At the fshmonger's.
Where do YOU suppose [ bought it 2"
JonesNs.Well. / thought thar. perhaps
there might have been remnant sale al
the Royal aquarium Punch.
Politician-''How are things up III your
country?' Farmer-''Waal, | tell you
the country's likely to be consid' ably dis
turbed most any time now?" so? EX-
pansion or silver, [ suppose?' No.
spring ploughin'."
Many years ago when President
Kruger was in England he was aD-
preached concerning some concession,
railway or otherwise, by business man
here in London, tells the London Daily
News. The negotiations lasted for some
time. One evening the Londoner, who
was staying at the same hotel, having
spent many hours with Mr.. Kruger and
his companion, went to bed much eX-
hausted and feeling he had not got quite
all he wanted. Next morning he arose n
and went along the corridor to Mr.
Kruger's bedroom. To his astonishment
it was empty and all the luggage was
gone. 'Oh, SIR said the chambermaid
MIR. Kruger and his friend left at this
morning" Then, with a giggle OF
amused Renaissance, the girl added
They was a queer couple, sir. and nc
mistake. When e passed your door, sir
Mr.. Kruger, e started Gancin' right out
side your door, sir, e and his friend
They didn't know as anyone saw them
sir, but Bessie and | see them, unbe
known. from the top of the stairs. Then
they went downstairs, sir. fairly splittin
their sides with laughin', though they
didn't say a word
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

More Apt than kinda distinguished
diplomat from the United States of
America, a very genial and sociablc be-
ing, soon after his arrival in London
made the round of the sights Nine Tus-
saud's among the number. And what
do you think of our waXwork exhibit
TOM asked a friend WELL replied
the general, ''it struck me as being very
like an ordinary English evening party"
Tit BITS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
A MOTHERS STORY.
Tells About Her Daughters Illness
and How She was Relieved
Two Letters to Mrs. Pinkham.

"MRs. PINKHAM:-I write to tell you
about my daughter She is nineteen
years old and is flowing all the time,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

The Duke of Wellington used to tell a
story of a Frenchman who, to enforce his
contention that we are mere creatures
of habit, exclaimed: For example we
wash our hands, but never our feet
The Iron Duke" probably had not heard
of the English duchess of century be-
fore, who, when someone remarked how
dirty her hands We're, said Lord,
that's nothing; you should see my feet..''
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

Miss Limberlipps-"Mr Bass went off
as if he was offended when l asked him
what he thought in the morning when he
heard the alarm Clock
Mr. Sguibbs-"Y would have been
the offended one if he had told you what
he thought. Boston Transcript
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

If Rev. Mr.. Sheldon hasn't accom-
plished anything else, he has ''adver-
tised'' Kansas, says an exchange. One
of the comments on the newspaper OK
pertinent, coming from a gentleman who
has Travelled widely and observed the
people of many parts of this country. is
to this effect: MIR. Sheldon is a true
kansan. 1t wouldn't be Kansas if we
couldn't have comet now and then
dashing off on a tangent. But, then, il
is grand part of the system and helps
to bring things round right in the end.
If l was to choose a state for personal
and family residence anew, it would be.
Kansas" A typical Kansan blew into
the inner room Of a cabinet officer tho
other day, expressed himself freely upon
how he would run the government if he
was IT. and then went his way, leaving
behind his card, upon which was printed
besides his name and the information
that he was from Garfield paWnee
county, the following:
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10
. Summer Children Are Tall.

Sold by Druggists, zoe.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

Politician-''How are things up i'll your
country" Farmer-''Waal. | tell you
the country's likely to be consid'ably dis
turbed most any time now?" so? Ex-
pansion or silver, [ suppose?' NO.
spring ploughin'."
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

nd has been for about
1ree months. The doc
Or does her but very
tile good, if any. I
thought I would
. try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound, but I
want your advice
before beginning it's
use. / have become
very much alarmed
about her, as She is
getting SO weak. p"
MRS. MATILDA 4.
CAMP, Manchester
Mill, Macon, Ca,
May 81, 1899.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

A curious Scotch rhyme concerning the
calculation Of Easter runs as follows:
First comes Candlemass.
And then the new muno,
The next Tuesday after that
Is aye Fasting cen.
That moon out.
And the next at its height
Then next Sunday after that
Is aye Pasche right.
It is said that this rhyme has never
been known to be inaccurate before, but
if it is worked out for this year it will
be found that it places Easter day on
April ID.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

President John Quincy Adams oncc
asserted that he would not give % cents
for all the works of Phidas and Praxi-
teles, adding: Il hope America will not
think or sculpture for two centuries to
come" When some one quoted this TO
William Morris Hunt, he asked, dryly:
Does that sum of money really repre-
sent Mr.. Adams estimate Of the sculp-
ture Of those artists, or the value which
he places upon 80 cents?''
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-10

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