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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-02-16
Conld Not Fix .em ALL

Bald heads, hard work, love, warts
on the nose, bicycle face, war craze,
swell head, delrum tremens, unhap.
py marriages, insanity and punctured
tires, have never been cured by DR.,
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin to our
knowledge, but for sure and pleas
ant remedy for indigestion, consti-
patton, sick headache and all stomach
troubles, syrup Pepsin is the surest,
safest and most pleasant remedy. 1t
is sold in l0c trial size) so and 81
bottles by q, b. Spencer & Co.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-02-16
A Nice Home Cheap.

The beet residence in Savonburg,
the E. b. Rail property, can be bought
for much less lhan 1t cost to build Ii
taken at once. Also smaller resident
on adjoining lots--good clstern, neat
school building.
SIMMONS BROS, Roc hester, Ks
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-02-16
August Flower.

at is surprising fact" says Prof.
Houton, "that in my travels in all
parts of the world, for the last ten
years, have met more people having
used Green's August Flower than
any other remedy, for dyspepsia, de-
ranged liver and stomach and for
constipation. find for tourists and
sslesmen, or-for persons filling Office
positions, where headaches and
general bad feelings from irregular
habits exist, that Green's August
Flower is a grand remedy. 1t does
not injure the system by frequent use,
and is excellent for sour stomachs
and indigestion" Sample bottles
free at Evans Bros. Sold by dealers
in all civilized countries.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-02-16

The Western School Journal for
February gives a list of test questions
in History. The first one asks when
did the MoImons found Salt Lake
City and the next inquiries about the
Johnstown food. Mr.. Roberts is an
authority both on Mormonism and
floods right now and he should move
to Kansas and pass the examination.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-02-16
Good Prospects for the Library.

MIR. Knapp informs the REGISTER
that the five men to contribute ten
dollars each to the library have been
already found, while nearly ell of the
twenty to contribute five dollars each
have come forward. 1t looks now as
if something like three hundred dol
lars would be raised from the various
projects on hand, and that will place
the library in good shape.
The ladies feel so much encouraged
by the outlook that they decided at
their meeting Saturday night to set
aside fifty per cent of all the fund
raised by entertainments hereafter as
a building fund. And it will be a
proud day for lola when that same
library building is finished.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-02-16

Restores vim, vigor, mental and
physical power, fills your body with
warm, tingling life. That's what
Rocky Mountain Tea does. Ask your
druggist 35 cents.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-02-16
A CyCIOpedia Of Progress and Events

All sending their subscriptions under our
clubbing offer, are presented, postpaid, with
the AMERICAN AGRICULTURIST YEAR BOOK
and ALMANAC for 1900. This great book is a
Cyclopeda of Progress and Events of the
World Guide to Markets, Marketing, and
Prices
The Holly chieftain., 1900-04-06
RURAL HAppENlNGS

Mrs. $. +. Dunlap is down with the
measles.
Lewis Challin is breaking sod for
Geo. Z. Harmon.
Robert Walker is now employed on
Geo. +. Harmon's ranch.
John Wright made trip into Kansas
the fret of the week OH business.
The first wild flowers haye made
their appearance. Have you seen them?
]. F. and +. r. Bowlin have each had
tussle with the mea.les. They don't
like 'em.
Mike and John Keegam illuminated
the heavens with scure of bnnfires the
other evening.
Charley Jones quit the ditch camp
Monday and is now welding the irrigat-
ing shovel on his fathers farm.
The three dwelling houses built bv
the Ray families add much to the worth
and appearance of The community.
The people Of the hill who attended
the Salvation colony meeting Monday
night were more than pleased with tn.
speaking and music.
T. w. Robson and others dipped
sheep to the number ofsixteep hundred
this week. K B. Kinneit kept the
proper Temperature with his llireshiuy
engine.
a RuRALITE.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-04-06

are only the members know, but 1t is
called "The Little Mothers Of the
Church." Now. this rector was giving
out notice about il the other Sunday,
and how woman could join it, etc.
And then he made this announcement
which created tiutter and gasp:
ANY lady wishing to become Little
Mother can do so by calling on the
rector any Friday in his study attach
ed TO the church." And murmering
waye, like sudden wind in the forest
went over that congregation. -Hud-
son Gazette
The Holly chieftain., 1900-04-06

1t is very hard to sit idly by and see
our dear ones suffer while awaiting the
arrival of the doctor. Ar Albany On.
Y. dairyman called at drug STORE
there for doctor 70 come and see his
child, then very sick with Group. Not
finding the doctor in, he left word fGr
him to come at once on his return. He
also bought a bottle oil Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy, which he hoped would
give some relief until the doctor should
arrive. In few hours he returned,
saying the doctor need not come. AS the
child was much better. The druggist
Mr.. Otto Scholz, SAYS the family hss
since recommended Chamberlain.
Cough Remedy to their neighbors and
friends until he has constant dsms nc
for it from that part of the country. Yol
sale by Ikelman Bros.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-04-06
Tho Tomato as . Tonic.

According to the North American
Practitioner. DR.. True OF PHILADELPHIA
has made quite extensive experiments
with the Juice of the red tomato for
the purpose OF discovering its virtues
as medicine. DR.. True's investiga-
tions have led him to adopt the juice
of the tomato in cases in which the
blood needs toning up. The United
States government and the German
government have also made expert
ments. and many facts OF interest have
been discovered. During the recent
war with Spain the Juice of the tomato
was utilized extensively as health
preservative among certain bodies Of
troops. with results which were emf
nently satisfactory.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-04-06
gCounty /
Correspondence!
Lamar IremS.
BY LuCIFER.

f. T. Lee Is at home confined to his
bed With a severe attack of erysipelons.
G. F. P-arl took some sheep for him
self and R A. McKiJben to Kansas City
last Sunday.
G. T. Feast returned Sunday nlA bit
from CarTizo. to be at the bedside of
their dying son.
o. F. Downing is rejoicing over the
advent of the 4th boy at his house on
Thursday, April 9th.
Rev. Holden of the Springfield circuit
was in Lamar over Sunday and assisted
the quarterly meeting.
The infant daughter OF W. A. Hasly
WAS inferred in Riverside cemetery by
the side Of its mother last Sunday.
Quarterly meeting at the NJ. E. church
last Sunday night. Rev. Harris. the
elder. delivered very able sermon.
The les, numps, whooping cough
and chicken pox are all in town and are
causing quite an absent roll at school.
A. W. Vanderman, agent for the
Northwestern Library Co., went to Las
Animas Sunday to put in a library
there.
been married 10 months and his widow,
Mrs. Jennie Martin-Ste ward. is only 10.
She has the sympathy of all in her be-
reaveInent.
A very severe wind storm came up
Tuesday afternoon, began raining that
night and is still! pouring down at IL
O'Clock Thursday.
Lamar needs draining badly. Let our
new officers look after 1t and have II
done anG they will receive the thanks
OF many Lamarites.
The little child of S. r. Hunter has
been very i'll with measles but is repoi t.
ed better. Sam was al Carlo and they
sent after him post Easte.
J. A. Downing and Mrs. +. Albertson
were married at La Junta last week aud
are now at home in Mr.. DIS nav house
in Lamar. Many coDgratulat tions. JED.
W. J. and ]. NJ Johnston received a
telegram Wednesday that their mother
was not expected 10 live, 80 they took
the train that day for Kingman, Kansas
where she resides.
Ollie Steward, brother of ex-Commis-
sioner 4. N. Steward. was in Rocky
Ford engaged in mason work when he
became suddenly i'll and died in 20
hours. Some heart Affection, the physi-
clans call il. The remains we're brought
to Lamar TO await the arrival of his
mother from Indiana. Ollie had only
Died. on April 3d. Gesgie, only son
OF Mr. and Mrs. G T. Feast. of measles
combined with asthma (which Was in.
herited from the fathefJ Little George
was inferred in Riverside cemetery on
the i,h' His death will be a great and
Sad loss 10 his parents and sisters, who
fairly worshiped him. Sympathy is ex-
tended 10 them all by the community.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-04-06
An Astonishing announcement.

For the sake OF the rector, who is
Young and artless, let his name be
unknown. But the story is true and
II occurred last week oyer in Hills
dale county. and each woman is busy
With its narration. There is an organ
ization in the church; what its uses
The Holly chieftain., 1900-04-06
Lake Turns Red.

Lake Morat. in Switzerland, has the
curious property Of turning red every
ten years, owing to the presence OF
certain aquatic plants. which are not
known in sny other hks in the world.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-04-06
OUR CLUBBING LIS.

The following newspapers will be furnished al
prices named in connection with the CuiHFrAIs:
The CHIEFTA1N and
The Twice-a-wesk Detroit Free Press, one year .
The Twice-a week ST. Louis Republic G :.
The Twice-a-week Globe Democrat g
Denver Field and Farm, weekly z -
Kansas City Daily Star, Z"
Kansas City Weekly Star, "s.>
Kansas City Weekly Journal
Toledo Weekly Blade
Thrice-a- Week New York World !"
Weekly New York Tribune,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13
Jugdge Smiths Stories.

The Washington correspondent of
the Des Moincs Capital thus tells Of
the Few congressman from this districts
Judge Smith was on the ground a
few days before congress convened,
and he will ''get onto the ropes early in
the game" He ore new clothes, and
his ruddy complexion, caused by Iowa
winds and few months of hard cam
paigning, gave him the appearance of
"an old-timer." He first went to the
teacher, Speaker Henderson, and found
out what books he would have to buy
for his first term at school, and he is
staying home nights studying hard and
is endeavoring to catch up with the
class that has had four years the start
of him. The chances are that the Judge
will not remain in the conditioned"
class long-not if he can help it. The
Judge still wears his black felt SOM
brero, but the older boys are not going
to poke any fun at him just because he
wears hat la Texas. They are al
ways kind to the beginners. A new
Iowa member can get lots of pointers
from the other boys, who know as
much as any Of the boys in the school,
and they are not going to see that the
new Iowa recruits are run over. If
game of crack the~whip is suggested,
and an attempt is made to get new
Iowa recruit on the tail end, one of the
wise boys from Iowa is sure to give
the young man "who has reached the
red top boot period of Legislation a
quiet tip to stay out of the game.
Judge Smith was very anxious TO get
here early. At an unguarded moment
at the last state convention he told
Julian Richards a few of his latest and
choicest stories with which he has re-
called his admiring constituents during
the campaign. Julian pronounced all
his stories good, and new as well, and
laughed heartily when he listened to
the Judges entire repertoire. Il am
much obliged to you, Judge, remarked
Julian, with an abdominal chuckle, 81
will get back to Washington before
you do, and by the time you get there
your stories will be a chestnut brown
in the CLOAK rooms" Perhaps this ac
counts for the Judge getting here early;
at any rate he reached Washington
before the speakers clerk got there,
and has already commenced to estab-
lish reputation as "a charming cloak
room entertainer"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13
Abraham Lincoln.

When leaving his home at Spring.
tild. ILL.,, to be inaugarated President
of the United States. made a farewell
address to his old friends and neigh
bors, in which he said, "Neighbors give
your boys chance"
These words come with as much
force to-day as they did when Lincoln
spoke them.
Up in the northwest is great empire
waiting for young, and sturdy fellows
to come and deAelope 1t and grow mp
with the couatry.' All over this broad
land are the young fellows, the boys
Lincoln referred to, seek to better
their conditions and get on in life.
The country referred to lies along
the Northern Pacific railroad. Here
you can find pretty much anything
you want. In Minnesota, and in the
Red River Valley, of North Dakota,
the finest prairie land fitted for wheat
and grain, or as well as for daring and
diversified farming. In western North
Dakota and Montana are stock ranges
limitless In extent, clothed with the
most nutritious of grasses.
If a fruit farming REGION in wanted
there Is the whole state Of Washington
to select from.
AS for scenic delights the Northern
Pacific railroad passes through coun-
try unparalleled. In crossing the
Rocky and Cascade mountains. the
greatest mountain scenery to be seen
In the United States from car windows
is found. The wonderful bad lands,
wonderful i'm graceful form and glow.
ing color, are poem. Lakes Pend d.
Or9ille and CGur d. Alene, are alone
worthy ola trans continental trip. The
ride along the Clark Fork of the Col
umbia river is u daylight dream.
10 reach and see all this the North
ern Pacific furnishes trains and SER
vices of unsurpassed excellence. The
most approved and comfortable pal6ce
sleeping cars; the best dining cars that
can he made; Pullman Tourist cars
good for both first and second class
passengers; easy riding day coaches
with baggage, express and postal cars
all drawn by powerful locomotives,
make train fit for royalty itself.
Those seeking for new homes should
take this rraih and go and spy out the
land. TO be prepared, write to CHAs
S. FEE, G. p. IL Il. A., ST. PAgL MINI
37-W-l5
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13
In Ioway.

We don't pertend ter be tn hull derned cheese,
In loway;
We're sorter common people, eff yer please,
In Ioway;
But somehow, when we start ter do thing
We almost allus make tn Bulls eye ring,
In Ioway;
We hev tn bluest skies that ever shined,
In Ioway;
TIL finest cities yew c'ud ever find,
In Ioway;
An, when yer cum ter braggin' about yer corn
We lead tn hull persession, shores yer born,
In Ioway;
We hev tn richest soil tn Lord t 'er made,
In IOway;
TIL fertileSt man e'er turned with spade,
In Ioway;
An crops? Wall they jest sim ply take tn cake,
An farmers! Wall they all kin make stalk,
In Ioway.
We hev sum literary fellers, too,
In Ioway;
or wimmin who write stories, not few,
In Ioway;
An yet yew never see us posin' around
An that is whar we think we'se sound,
In Ioway
We don't go much on high falutin' style,
In Ioway;
We don't go much on finnickin' and guile,
In Ioway;
We sorter plug along frum day tew day,
An get thar somehow or thOr's hob tew pay,
In IOway.
We don't pertend ter be tn hull derned cheese,
In loway;
We jog along an dew tn best we kin,
An when reverses cum we simply grin,
In Ioway
We roll up rather large majorities,
In Ioway;
An men who in tn nation swiftly rise,
In IOway
An who kin blame us eff we swell Il bit
An sometimes git notion we air it,
In loway?
Sioux City Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13

Bryan has not yet overcome his habit
of talking. In a recent interview he
says the democratic party should con-
tinue the fight on the lines of the cam
paign of this year, free silver, anti
imperialism, anti-militarism, and speaks
of his party's duty against corporate
greed. He says their defeat does not
mean that they ought to abandon any
principle. He uses his familiar forms
of speech and even refers to Lincoln
and to the declaration ofindependence.
Bryan has had a remarkable career for
SO shallow a thinker. 1t is an interest
ing question as to how much attention
his party will give to his opinion. The
country at large has very slight opin-
ion of his wisdom, craftsmanship, or
political sagacity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13

Whether the Hay Pauncefote treaty
ought to be ratified or not we do not
presume to say, but we do think the
charge by some that Secretary Hay
will resign if it is not approved is un-
warranted. We have considerable adj
miration for the learned secretary. He
is another complication that expert
ence adds strength. This is becoming
more an age of specialties. Secretary
Hay has spent almost lifetime in the
work of diplomacy and closely related
subjects. He is now familiar with in
questions and brings his
extended experience to his aid. The
advantage of having an experienced
diplomat at the head of the state de-
partment was never more advantag-
iously shown than now.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13

The question of the validity OF the
biennial election amendment is now
being discussed by the lawyers and
politicians. The amendments fate is
rather uncertain. The people evident
ly want biennial elections. 1t is hoped
the courts will find legal means to
sustain the plainly expressed wishes of
the people. We believe they will.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13
The Best plaster.

A piece of flannel dampened with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bound
to the affected parts is superior to any
plaster. When troubled with lame
back or pains in the side or chest, give
it trial and you are certain to be
more than pleased with the prompt re-
lief which it affords. Pain Balm also
cures rheumatism. One application
gives relief. For sale by E. Prick &
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13

We have thrust upon our attention
again and again that it is the trans
gressor of the law that makes high
taxes. OF course our school taxes are
always heavy which is right, but after
them comes the big county levy, and
each returning term of court brings to
mind the fact that the small and the
large criminal cases eat up lots of
county money and make our county
levy big, and keep the county behind.
Those few who violate the law are con-
tinual expense to the rest of our people
who have to pay for it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13

The Clarksons celebrated last week
the end of the first thirty years of their
of the Iowa State Regis
ter. They publish the best newspaper
for Iowa readers in spite of any criti-
cisms that are offered. They have the
advantage over two or three other very
able Iowa papers by being published
at the capital of the state. They have
the prestige of success. Their paper
has more news interesting Iowans
than any other paper. They have made
a big success of the Register.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13

EXCURSION RATES TO WINTER RESORTS
Via the North Western Line. Excur-
sion tickets are sold daily, with favora-
BILE time limits, to numerous points in
the west and south at reduced rates.
For tickets and full information, apply
to agents Chicago North, Western Ry.3
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13

r. N. Carper is ready to cry your sales.
He has had more experience in that
business than any other man in this
section of the state and he is very sue
cessful and gives good satisfaction.
Write, wire or phone him. Dates made
at the REPUBLICAN Office. tt
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13
Sioux City Tribune.

Towne will be senator for very
brief time but none too brief to suit
the Am erican people. He can't properly
fill the seat of Cushman K Davis.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
dainty little pills, but they never fail
to cleanse the system. E. Prick & Son.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13

Among the tens of thousands who
have used Chamberlains Cough Rene
dy for colds and la grippe during the
past few years, to our knowledge, not
single case resulted in pneumonia.
Thos. Whitfield & Co., $40 Wabash
avenue, Chicago, one of the most prom
inent retail druggists in that city, in
speaking of this, says: eve recon-
mendcd Chamberlain Cough Remedy
for la grippe in many cases, as it not
only gives prompt and complete recov-
cry but also counteracts the tendency
of la grippe to result in pneumonia.
For sale by E. Frick & Son.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13
Low Rates to the South.

Excursion tickets at reduced rates
are now being sold by the Chicago,
Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway to the
prominent resorts in the south includ-
ing Jacksonville, Fla, Mobile, Ala,
New Orleans, La, Savannah, Ga, Ell
Paso, Tex, which are good for return
passage at any time prior to June LIST,
1901. Information regarding rates,
routes, time, etc., can be obtained on
application to any cupond ticket agent
of the Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul
Railway. 4Sw-3
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13
A Daily Paper for $500.

On December 2Sth, the iifty-fourth
anniversary of the admission of Iowa
into the union, the Daily Iowa Capital
will be offered for $500, for the year
1901, by mail only. This is what the
the Capital calls bargain day, and it
may never be offered another year.
If you are all ready a subscriber by
paying up the old score and renting
80. 90 for the new year. Write your
letter and mail your check for $500 on
December %, and send the same to
Late Young, Des Moines, Iowa. The
Capital is large eight-page daily paper
giving the full Associated Press tele-
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market reports. The excellent mail
facilities make the Capital available
throughout the entire state as a pur-
veyor of the latest news. The Capital S
press facilities are soon to be enlarged
by putting into operation the great
two-color Scott press, that will print a
newspaper, $4,000 per hour. Readers
should not forget that this offer is for
one day only, December %. 4Sw-5
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13

When you need healing and sooth.
ing antiseptic application for any
purpose, use the original De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve, a well
known cure for piles and skin diseases.
1t heals sores without leaving a scar.
Beware of counterfeits. E. Prick &
Son.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13
THE AUDUBON REPUBLICAN.
BY D. c. MOTT.

OFFICIAL PAPER OF AUDUBON COUNTY
AND OF THE TOWN OF AUDUBON.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-13

Read Prof. Otis new character novel
"Phillip Gerard" For dale by A. H.
Roberts. tt
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-04-14
HANGING PICTURES.
Most Artistic Effects Result from
Irregularity.

Today no one hangs pictures in
pairs. The time when regularity of
arrangement was considered the
acme OF elegance has vanished, and
in place has come wild struggle
after the unexpected by those whose
one idea of artistic effect is to have
nothing match anything else. The
weird results their efforts produce
is due to their failure to appreciate
the fact that harmony, at least, must
rule, even although uniformity has
been discarded.
There must be a scheme to which
the general tone Of the pictures
should conform. A dark carbon
must not hang close to an etching
drawn in delicate lines and bordered
by "a, broad white mat. If water
colors with their soft tints e bow
oil paintings with their bo)der tones,
the former will be faded, the latter
coarsened. Chicago Inter Ocean.