The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-07-28
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

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doors-an' most Of the ysre does
AUNT TRULY.
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
q wonder unused the shoe clerk board
er. who gets up ali those Chinese dis
Heap-IL.'' said the Cheerful Idiot.-In-
dianapeEis Press.
Something Worse-Jouson-vha do
va sfseT- AIT - horrors ef -yrzr2
know thing. yo11 stayed at home Brou-
son-I know I did. but I had to read the
yellow journals every day-T-Detroit Free
Fress-
Strength Of Characteristic is man OF
great strength of character and seif-con-
troll How do you know 20 He stopped
smoking for two weeks once without re-
rerrfng TO the fact oftener than eighteen
Or twenty times 4 day-"-Chicago Evening
The First Step.-"What We want to do
said one of the benighted nations wise
. old men SIS to get civilized 4 know
answered the chief. but how shall We 90
about it2 Well I suppose the first step
is to quit killing people BY. hand and learn
to use machinery W Shiugt01 Star,
The Frog wish I was Iady's pet.''
The Dog-''Y GU a iady's PETE Absurd =
The F'r0g-..What's the naatter2 Don't
you think I'm ugly enough? PUCK
A Tfme-saver-Parke- vrifs tells
me you have Inst bought her a new
home from the golf links and see the
children occasionally Detroit Free
Press
The view-Point-First Rabbit i'That
town boy has been around here nearly
Second Rabbit-s-Yes: he seems to be de-
lis Press
One Of Them Chicago man has
gained the power Of speech by trying to
commit suicide remarked Mrs Beech
wood. That must be one Of the kil-or-
Pitts5urg ChronicIe-TelsgraPh-
An Excuse--she has been divorced
three times" said the Boardwalk gossip
But" demonstrated the Chicago lady
who had not caught the drift Of the con-
versatfon, perhaps she did not marry I'M
III late in life '-Philadelphia North
American
Rare. Indeed.-Art DeaIer-'.Here's
something line It's The 5aLfle OF " alter
realIy9 I thought Van Dyke died BEFORE
the battle occurred Art DeaIer-E En-
Of his posthumous paintings T-Pnuadef-
phia Press
An Artistic Debt--..The theater owes a
great deal to the Shazesperian drama
young man with wide ears. some of the
let and Romeo and Juliet Washing
ton Star
We'll there's one thing certain" unused
Uncle Allen Sparks. who was watching
boy dangling his legs over the pier and
holding a fishing pole in both hands The
capitalists can't organize any happiness
trust
As to the Divorce. Mamma" said lit
tie Ethel. Mrs. Gayley's husband isn't
dead. is hep No dear. Then wl1ar's
she going to be married again for %
Never mind dear You cam undersra nd
such things oh I know. exclaimed
the little girl: its just Ike getting vac
cinAted. 1t didn't take the first time. =
Philadelphia Press.
do you really think its necessary to
asked i member of the Chinese imperial
family L do was the answer. Well
you know We must economic Perhaps it
would be cheaper TO employ a regular as
sassfn and keep him on the payroll in
stead Of having the work done by the job,
as hereto fore w aShiu grOu Star.
Double E1ntry.-Professor Brownie
have q new system Of mnem0nics and
now I never forget even what my wife
asks ne to purchase for her down town.
7 Just jOt It down in my little uenOran-
dunn book and soon I see the first
word it all comes back 10 me- Student
Yes sir but why have you got that
string tied around your dnger'e Profess
s0r="Oh. that's to remind NE TO look in
the hook f-r-Rruot<fyr