New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1900-06-11
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A test case instituted before Judge White In
Pittsburg TO determine whether a traction COM
pany be held liable for bills in where its
conductors summon surgical aid for persons In
jured in accidents. The Court held that a corpora
ton cannot De required to meet such expense. IN
less the calls of its employees in emergency
casualties where life death depends upon
Immediate help. Broken limbs are not in this
class
Really. exclaimed the waitress in Mrs, starv-
sse nsvf fs furnish a ke VIII pier 4Se bIn re
axe."-(Philadephia Record.
A Buffalo woman is suing her husband for a
Judgment Of separation on the ground OF deserton.
and she has applied for alimony and counsel fees.
In opposing the motion for alimony the defendant.
whose name is Markle. submits the following let
ter, which, he says. he received through the mail
from his wife: This is to certify that I, Louise
Marke, the legally welded wife of John G. Markle.
do hereby permit my husband TO go where he
pleases. drink what he peases and when he
pleases; and furthermore permit him to keep and
enjoy the company OF any lady ladies he sees
ht L know he is a good judge, I him to
enjoy life he will be a long time dead"
Professional Opinion.-"Do you believe" asked
the romantic lady that every person in this world
We'll" replied the Judge of the divorce court st
woudn be able to tell the @ % between aa
defeated candidate in a Western State conven-
ton contributes this
Oh the beers waste and the cheers waste,
And the brass of our art and hand
And now that we know it never knew why
or knowing could not understand.
Burglars representing themselves as church off,
Gals stole all the movable property in a Denver
church recently and pawned it. asserting that they
were engaged in raising funds to defray the ex-
penses of their religious organization,
The Same Old Way.-Curious Old Lady-How did
you come to this, poor man?
Curious Old Lady-Were you realy2
as usual!-(Colier's Weekly.
After lying in the Dead Letter ONCE for thirty
years letter has been returned to a Smith
Centre, Kan, with the memoranda that his
brother cannot be found at the address given.
from cose whape he had won nsd brh b0eors home
student OF the ancient languages, but he fell
girl in her teens. asked him TO translate sign she
read thus
CON sULTU sABo UTYo UREY Es.
Hiram struggled manfully with it for several
1T isn't good Latin" he said There are some
words in 1t that are Latin but the others either
languages, and taken as whole. IL doesn't make
That is what said" rejoined his sister. but
Returah, out in the Kitchen translates IL without
any trouble She says II means, Consult US about
your eyes 1"
Whereupon Hiram coIapsed.-CYouth's Compan-
ion.
A large shipment of electrical apparatus has been
ordered TO be from Pittsburg the Cape
Nome gold fields The shipment includes dynamos
and motors, 10000 pounds of insulated WIRE 125
tons Of bare copper wire and other machinery.
A Protest-one of Brother Dickey's parishioners
sends in this gentle protest:
'Dey says dat, endurin' de clipse de sun
some er de culed folks fer de chickens. OATS
great mistake. De only one dat / bagged wuz a
sX-year-of rooster he WIZ ez tough ez charity
en- had one eye out!-(Atlanta Constitution.
The authorities of Missouri town have invited
the wrath of the public by leasing the city park
to cattlemen TO be used for grazing purposes.
When the Queen. during a stay in Scotland visit
ed the Tay Bridge, feature of the attendant
ceremony was the presentation of a beautiful bas-
ket of flowers
The Queen smiled she took II In but Dundee
was not yet satisfied that II had done all in its
bow "
And, Your Majesty, said he. you need not
return the basket.-(London Outlook.