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Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
Unexpected.

Frank Frankleigh-Yes. Miss An
tique, to be frank with YOU
Miss Antique with a chirp)-Oh. Mr..
Frankleigh, of course you may be
Frank with me-but this il so sudden.
N. Y. Weekly.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
Not Enough for Her.

He-Do you think it is possible for
two people to live on $500 year?
She-Oh, WILL is that al you get No;
I'm sorry. have decided never to
marry.-Chicago Times-Herald.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
The Cause of His Affection.

Ma-Tommy, you seem to love pa
better than you do me.
Tommy-Oh. ma, don't mean to. but
y see, pa allus has his pockets full o
nickels.-Indianapo Journal.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
Interruptsa.

They were seated in the parlor, and
he was declaring his love in fervent
tones. All at once she stopped him
with an imperious gesture, and . look
ofSpain overspread her countenance.
"Wait! wait!" she exclaimed in
short, sharp tones.
In moment the sneeze came, and
Heloise, looking tenderly up into his
face, said: As you were saving,
George ?"-N. Y World.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19

Ferdy-I'm out of it! After buy
ing the ring she has refused to give
me her answer for a week.
Percy-Well, what of that?
Ferdy-Why, in order to stay here
another week I'll have to hook the
ring-Judge.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19

Larry-Fnnegan is raisin' goats.
Denny-Is thor my money in goats?
Larry-Thor is some in Finnegan's.
He hung his visit on stake avn tn
goats ate it up. His months wages
was in tn pocket-Chicago Daily
News.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
Stunning Danger.

NO." said the man who wanted the
meal, II can't. I'm sorry, too. I'd like
to do dis work, but I'm afraid"
what the lady asked, ARE you
afraid OFF,"
I'm afraid | might catch de habit.
I never did have much control Of my
self dat way."-Chicago Times-Herald.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
Not Models, However

1.-THE Bible tells of one thoroughly
congenial couple, anyway"
"Who were they?"
"Ananias and Sapphira." = Chicago
Record.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
OIL on the Troubled waters.

OH on the TfOuDIeu "UtSEb.
Ethel-That detestable Mrs. Bloom
said that looked 30.
Maud-How perfectly absurd!
Ethel (elated)-Frankly, now. how
old do you really think l look.
Maud-About 4O.-Tit-BitS.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
Polite.

She sat in his lap in able car
And her language won't repeat; I-
She blushed and arose. and he said: "BAg
par
Don. pray do keep your seat
PUCK
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
Gaming Ont On Tor.

Hix-I guess your friend Mee6 =
coming out on top after all.
Dix-How so?
Hix-I saw him purchase bottle OF
hair restorer in drug store the other
day-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19

dad, will you buy me watch
"What for, my boy"
"'Cause Freddy Jones has a dog
want, dad, an he says he'll change il
for q watch."-N. Y. World.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19

Elderly Aunt (alightly deaf
Mandy, what did the oculist say allied
your eyes?
Miss 'Mandy-He said it was astig-
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
All Out.

Hungry Hooley-How dyer feel. old
chappie?
Empty Egan-Like meal ticket,
Wit every meal punched out.-Brook-
lyn Life.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19

Elderly Aunt-Higbee Chisholm? l
thought so. Isn't that the name of the
young man who comes here and keeps
you up till II or IL o'clock every night :?
Chicago Tribune.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
A Definition.

"What is an optimist?" asked the
lad.
IAN optimist," answered Mr.. Brykins,
as he took dyspepsia tablet, us in
most cases COMPOUNDED preyaricator."
Washington Star.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
The Voice of Experience.

Young Wife-I am determined to
learn at what hour my husband comes
home at night; yet, do what will, |
cannot keep awake, and he is always
careful not to make the least noise. Is
there any drug which produces wake
fulness?4
Old Wifs-No need to buy drugs!
Sprinkle the floor with tacks!-Tit-
BitA
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
Defyins Times FlikI

Clara-How old is Miss Peeler7
Maud-She told me she was 20, 70
ny on 22.-Town Topics.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
That Away. Flatter..

She's pretty as a picture!
She is-you needn't laugh:
OF course. she's not as pretty
As her own photograph.
Philadelphia Press.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19

Not On the Line.
We board the trolley car Of Life.
We take seat. ~.
And calmly wait to be put ~
At Easy street.
We ask about It when the Day
Il nearly DONE,
And the conductor merely says:
mot on our run"
Chicago Tribune.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19

"Just look at that garden. David;
look at those weeds!"
"Wen, what's the matter with
them? Amt they thrifty ?"-Chicago
Record.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19

Judge-You are charged with break
ing . lamp on your wife's head.
Prisoner-That lamp cost me six dol
lars, your honor,
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Inter
Ocean.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-10-19
Between Dear Friends.

"What makes you think his eyssight
is poor?"
"You said he had proposed to you.
didn't ?"-Chicago Post.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
Even In the Spring II Is Not Always
"a Trent.

1t was while she yet knew little about
the mysteries Of the culinary department,
says the Detroit Free Press. But she
had all the ambition OF youthful BRIDE
and when he said il would he nice to have
some of the first Strawberries of the sea-
son with ice cream she checrfully acqui-
esccd and prepared the dish herself.
The occasion was Il small family party,
with the rector and vestryman thrown
in. All went mcrrily till the ice cream
and stra wbcr~cs were served. OF course
it was his little nephew that first tackled
the toothsome mixture. A strawberry
Jew straight across the table from him
and took the astonshed vestryman in the
eye.
Leave the table," shouted the boys
father "I'll tend to you when we get
home" and the boy went tearfully to the
back yard.
The father was so angry that he had
made rather a vicious stab ut his cream.
A strawberry like bullet hit the rector
on the end of the nose and caromcd to
the ear Of the hostess. The father was
in the first sentence of an abjcct apology
when the rector's spoon made Slip and
n solidihed strawberry whizzed on a bee
line, hit grandma in the jugular and then
folded kerchief that made her look like a
QuakcreSs
There is no better behaved family in
the city, but the host was getting very
red, and his voice was not steady as he
intimated a desire to call game and settle
down to eating. He made n dive with
his spoon. The rest followed his exam
pie, and the air was full Of frozen straw
berries. Everybody looked anxious to
fight, when the bride diverted their wrath
to laughter.
"My goodness" she exclaimed, 81 see it
all now! What ninny! | put those
Strawberries in whole instead Of crushing
them, and they're as hard as hailstones.
Then the rector graciously explained
what large percentage of water there is
in the strawberry and facetiously asked
the vestryman if his eye was black. The
yestryman responded that the rector's
nose was red, grandma said that she was
| over her chill. and the small boy was call
ed in to a double portion of the dessert.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
1t Took Time to Say "whoa"

"a funny story that | could not help
but laugh at was told by a travelling
salesman at local hotel" said the man
about town. 1T happened during his
last visit to this city. lie arrived at the
Reading terminal and hailed a hanson.
The driver, who seemed to be a good ma
tured chap, was tongue tied and STAN
mered badly. or course that was nc
fault of his. The drummer told him
that he wished to be driven to the Cont
mental hotel. and the driver answered,
using his hands and emitting all sorts OF
noises, 4 I'll r-r-rght, s-s-sir.'
THE gentleman stepped in, and off they
sped. After driving some time the han
som came to a standstill, the driver jump
ed from his seat, and the visitor stepped
out. Looking about, he noticed that they
had gone some distance beyond the hotel
and he remarked this to the driver The
driver nodded his head and answered
lit t-t-t-took m-mme a-a-all this d-ds
lance TITO s-s-say w-whoa"-Phladel
phia Call.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

Any one who is at all familiar with the
feelings of the plain people must be
aware that as a rule they are more will
ing to be sent in case of sickness to a
hospital managed by a private corpora
ton than to one managed by the public.
Yet vigorous agitation to abolish all
public aid to private charities has been
lately set on foot by many well meaning
citizens who, it seems to me, look at the
subject too exclusively from theoretical
standpoint. On the other hand, as the
supervisor of Catholic charities in New
York city has very well put that side of
the question, the private institutions
give the use of their grounds, buildings
and equipments to the public without
charge and in addition do the work
cheaper than it could be done in public
institutions" -E. =. Wheeler in Atlantic.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
PRESERVING THE PEACE.
The Policeman Was Called just in
the Nick of Time.

The woman rushed up to the police.
man enjoying his otium cum diguitate on
the street corner.
Say" she exclaimed iupulsiyely. as
women sometimes do. II want you Ia
come around to our house quick
WHATS the natter inquired the 20.
liceman, with provoking imperturbabli-
ity.
It's my husband"
What is he doing?"
"He's drunk again"
"Well, what is he doing? Smashing
the furniture?"
She looked at the guardian OF the peace
scornfully.
"No. he amt" she said.
HAS he swung an axF
"Of course not
Nor pulled a gun|
mo"
as he chewing the rag?"
mo, he isn't"
The woman was getting more nervous
as he creating Disturbance" asked
the policeman.
mo; he's just sitting there in the
kitchen"
as he doing any harm?"
He dasn't."
Then what do you want me to 60
there forT
"To arrest him"
what for?"
"To preserve the peace"
but you say he isn't disturbing H."
"He amt" she snapped. with a thrust
Of her jaw forward. but II he sets
around that kitchen much longer in my
way I'll be disturbing il. and when | &C.
through with him, Mr.. Policeman. YOU y.
have to come after him with an am
hulance. DO you understand |'-Wash-
ington Star.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
ain the Hands of His Friends"

The farmer had just arrived in town.
"What,' he asked of his new found
friend, sis bunko stcerer anyway?
have seen a great deal about them in the
papers,
cor coursS' replied his friend, you
know what a bunk is z"
Certainly" replied the farmer
"Well, bunko steerer is merely man
who steers another man to his bunk when
he is unable to find it himself. He is a
guide, a philosopher and a friend. And
now, that question being disposed OF, |
would like to show you where you are
sure of getting not less than $50 for 81 il
you follow my advice" - Washington
Star.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

name of the religion OF Jesus Christ,
which lifts every burden and wipes away
every tear and delivers every captive
and lightens every darkness, | implore
you now, go and tell Jesus.
A little child went with her father, a
sea captain, To- sea, and when the first
storm came the little child was very
much frightened and in the night rushed
out of the cabin and said, where is
father, whore is fatherT Then they told
her, Father is on deck, guiding the YES
sci and watching the storm" The little
child Immediately returned TO her berth
and said, ITS all right, for fathers on
deck" Oh, ye who are tossed and driven
in this world, up by the mountains and
down by the valleys, and at your wits
end. ] want you to know the Lord God
is guiding the ship. Your Father is on
deck. He will bring you through the
darkness into the harbor. Trust in the
Lord. Go and tell Jesus.
On the Upward Path.
II you go to him for pardon and sym
patty, all is well. Everything will bright
en- up, and joy will come to the heart and
sorrow will depart; your sins will be for
given and your foot will touch the up
ward path, and the shining messengers
that report above what is done here will
tell it until the great arches of God re-
sound with the glad tidings, il now, with
contrition and full trustfulness of soul,
you will only go and tell Jesus.
But | am oppressed as | think of those
who may not take this counsel and may
remain unbesscd ! cannot help asking
what will be the destiny of these people ?
Xcrxes looked off on his army. There
were 1000, 900 men-pcrhaps the finest
army ever marshaled. %erxcs rode along
the lines, reviewed them, came back,
stood on some high point, looked off upon
the 100000 men and burst into tears.
At that moment, when every one sup
posed he would be in the greatest exulta-
ton, he broke down in grief They asked
him why he wcpt. "Ah," he said, II
weep at the thought that so soon all this
host will be dead" So think Of these
vast populations of immortal men and
women and realize the fact that soon the
places which know them now will know
them no more, and they will be gone
whither2 whittier? There is stirring
idea which the poet put in very peculiar
verse when he said.
IT'S not for man TO trife; life is brief,
And sin is here
Our age is but the falling OF leaf,
dropping tear.
Not many lives, but only one have We
one, only one;
How sacred should that one life ever be
That narrow span!
copyright, 1900. by Louis klopsch.l
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
HOW SHE CAUGHT HIM.

Juliet--Dearie, did you mail that letter
| gave YOU to mail?
Jack fumbling in his pocket-Of course,
first thing as soon as ! got down town.
/ remember distinctly.
Juliet Uriumphantly)-Ha, there, I've
caught YOU didn't give ~0n any letter to
mail-Chieago Record.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
An ExtempOre Pianist.

Can you tell me, professor" asked
Grigsby, "what an 'extempore pianist
is? | see that the performances of such
a pianist are advertised"
certainly" said the professor; Tex,
out of; temporc, time; an extempore
pianist is one that plays out Of time
Tit. Pits
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
ABSENT MINDED.

"You have no idea of how absent-mind-
ed my husband is most of the time"
MY husband is always. What 10 YOU
think he did not long ago. He found on
the street an unpaid tailor bill of some
one he didn't know And what did he
do He went at once to the tailor and
paid the ll.-Flegende Blaetter.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
The Shoemaker Talks shop.

Eyes" remarked the funny shoemaker,
81 IN in favor of woman's rights-aso her
lefts."
rs that your last joker asked the
leather drummer.
"Shoe-er," answered the shoemaker,
"and it's awl right at that" Chicago
News
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

The observation-disclosures, how many hui
man beings are supposed TO inhabit the
earth at the present time?
The Professor-Not nearly IS many as
there used to be- The newsboys are kill
ing them off recklessly all the time.-Chi-
cago Tribune
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

81 notice that the new husband of the
Princess Stephanie is much shorter than
his bride"
THAT'S nice OF him."
"How so?"
"Why, when she wants to look down on
him she won't have to look up."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

Il bought this cane OF you yesterday and
you said the handle was genuine ivory,
but | find it's imitation"
Indeed? Why, ! ordered my goods di-
rect from Ceylon, but les not Impossible,
OF course. that the elephants there wear
false teeth!"-per Floh
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

There is a story in the Senate that Gen,
Hawley, speaking for ten or twelve min
utes in a short speech. once spoke 22i
words a minute. The average speed Of
Senators in debating letters Is only 100
a minute and in ADDRESSING the Senate only
10.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
The Public Might BE a Gamer.

at would never do for me TO dictate
the novels ! write"
"Why notT'
I'm so sensitive that IL my typewriter
said she didn't like the first chapter I'd
Quit"-Chicago News.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

President Mckinley has accepted an in
Vitution to be present at the reunion and
banquet of the Iron Brigade of the Army
of the Potomac" to be held in Chicago
August 27. when Gen Edward s. Bragg
the last living commander of the brigade,
Will be present.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
WE MUST LET THE OLD PLACE GO

W - Nht't III III 'i@iD L iS4N'- - '''''
I o,in, ,i,o 1.,.. GOO u,o,vo 1ivai horc
Wan MON ON - fftv vcnrs
An, tho crnwdin, rocol,ectiors
Mako mo shod tbcsn bovisb tc,rz
\No r.ioicod IN MANY a enrin1tirnc-.
V,tcbod o,,r da,ii,,,s as tLav rr.v
yet around Tho he,,rth tbis e,..u,n,
None arc left but mo an Won:
An our hands arc CROWN wa,ke-
An, our s+one arc vrovi,, -lot,..
There's = mortrope IN tho homestead.
I was thinliin' Of tho seasons
since hroupht van berc bride
How vour tender heart WIS broaltin'
Whom orr nrott,- T,l1a, diod.
How vour sonc vas huebed that SUNNI, r
who tho country called oiir to,..
How tho cun of bittor sorrov
Mixed its contents with orr low.
T vas thinLi,, of tho cvonin,.
When we kncIt hero in = rou
OF the graves down in tho meadow
'' "'''''
II.ro tho bird. .u..et rotos h,,o v,,l.od
ne
In Tho ecor,od summon morn
A. un boar o,tr cbiidrnrs, voice.
In tho ,r,e,lo ~ mo corr.
uoro ,bo v.ae,orr rim. a.. o,ori,,
\voar a haln an, =, rrowp
An, Familiar eb.doue larotban
A. itro's a,,tmrn SIM ,,0,,s dor.r.
H.ro at drel. w.. 500 onr Io,.ad amos
KneoIin, Win ne in a row
tva n,,st ia, ,ho ali ,,Iaca On
T., .ho -,,,.i,o .bo o,.,hord ti,...,,,,,,
WIZ, l,,,. ',.1,.a C,1 r,.,,,,'
W. ha,.o to,,, 80 a,,,., 49,, i,,,'i,,.t,lt
p.I 80. ,,.i' '' -
t1'ra ,.t,, tiae.n., 1,,r ahi,I.or, i,,,t,,-,
~. ii',,.d ttat $50, rrn,, ,'''''
L. I i,,. , 49, .S
-, @ 49, - - ',I..'.i
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49, 49, q I,''' ~ ,,.."'
~ > " iIu' - va ,,'' "o''iS' ''""'
W. "'"'' ~ Wv VIZ ''N 7''
-
.,.e NV .''U VI va 1'OPF'"
-" u" lH'' q" te'NN '"''u' ,-,
H,' t'c NV d""" "i"oh N"s "'"' 'i"'''
,"eI ,''"'" ','e ""H'S ,Ud"'
me ne c"'tle Vi 'he h'H9pue
'"', "i'"H '"l' sl"HH! .'"
""''S "'E9 We We 'oil'" 'oS''"ci'
0Hlce l"c autumn We ",'' "'",
MailS Uihes we We Souent tne corh''ef
mere 10 "dtcu III" Topb'T crow,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

Unless food is digested quickly it will
ferment and irritate the stomach. After
each meal take a teaspoonful kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure. 1t digests what you eat and
will allow you to cal all you need OF what
you like. II never fails to cure the worst
cases of dyspepsia II is pleasant to take.
j. w. OSulivan, W. r. Hall, F. II.
Parker f. Gosseln, Bcllrose Pharmacy,
r. II. Crandall, Winooski.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
Everybody Has a Want.

You probably have some little want
right now
And nine chances out OF ten, or there
abouts. you could dissipate the want by
using "A Free Press want ad.
You may md your servants, and your
errand boys and your gardeners. without
and is SO easy and so quick and such a
sure method of finding the cream" OF
the unemployed that you cannot afford ia
get along without IL
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
some Interesting Items From n Live
~ Center of Civilization.

A bullet fired by Mr. John Scott at
dog two weeks ago struck Il knot in
fence and reboundcd and rakcd the shoot
or across the scalp. He yesterday inform.
cd MS that since the accident he had not
been troubled with dandruff in the slight.
est. He th,nks the discovery worthy Z
public notice. We have heard that Dir.
ting a man over the head with a gun pr
duces the salHe genial effect.
On Monday last tho editor Of the Lore
Jack Recorder was taken by the nose an
led ont Of his office and kicked into the
brush by a man only five feet high. We
have no comment to make. This is @
country Of surprises.
Last Sunday Coroner Filkins spent two
hours holding an inquest on the skull Of a
bear which had been picked up about FIVE
miles from town, and it took the testi
mony Of a dozen old hunters TO convince
him that he hadn't got hold Of great
murder mystery. The emptiness Of the
skull probably excited fraterna feeling
in the breast Of the official.
The attempt Of ex-Judge Sngletree to
introduce the game of golf TO our people
last Thursday was not a success from his
standpoint After one or two efforts most
Of the players threw away their sticks
and began shooting the balls from hole TO
hole, and when the judge had protested
in vain he gave the matter up in despair.
We are one Of those who cant see why
you should whack a ball with ciut
when you can drive it with bullet
This town could get a water supply a.
900 gallons per day from Beaver creek b..
expanding the sum Of 500, but at 81,
public meeting held Tuesday evening Oh,
project was sat down on with a smash
We fathered the project, but we are not
greatly disappointed. We own ducE
pond 30 by 100 feet in dimensions, and
we can paddle about in it without refer
ence to the public supply. NJ. QUAD.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

Rlohhs-Fiave you been sick? you look
as though you had been drawn through
a knot-hoe
Slobbs-Nes; the doctors pulled me
TIN OUCH -rhilade phia Record,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

Collins in Russia are never covered
with black. If the deceased is a child,
pink is used; il woman, crimson, though
for widow they use brown.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

No one would ever be bothered with con-
stipation If everyone knew how naturally
and quickly Burdock Blood Bitters resu-
lates the stomach and bowels.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

at did me good yesterday to see that
bullying boy of Simpsons strike little
fellow half his size"
For shame! How could that crafty
you?"
"Why the little chap turned in and
gave thn ugly cub laundering good lick
."-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
The Broad Invitation.

You will never get rid OF your sins in
any other way. And remember that the
broad invitation which | extend to you
will not always be extended. King Al
fred. before modern timepieces were in
vented, used to divide the day into three
parts, eight hours each, and then had
three wax candles. by the time the first
candle had burned to the socket eight
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

Cures Group, Sor, throat pulmonary
troubles Monarch over pain of every sort
DR. Thomas EcicctriC oil.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21

Small in size ana great in results are
De Wits Little Early Risers. the famous
liltle pills that cleanse the liver and bow
els. They do not giipc
J. w. O'Sullivan, W. =. Hail. +. ".
Parker Il, Gosscln, i}cllrose Pharmacy,
L. r Crandall, Winooski.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-06-21
pI,LLED HIN TuROEGH.

Talinferro is the Spanish equivalent Of
Smith.