The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-04-20
cow eEoReTEls IA
Goes House Hunting, With the Usual
pisastrous Results.

Disastrous RESULTS.
Chicago Times-HeraId: Paw and
Nav were Hunten houses neerly all
Last weak and they are look in paws
eyes that Makes You think he expects
something mite Happen almost Emmy
time before he could notus 1t. went
along a Fue times becoz Aunt Grace
sed she would stay with Little albert
and the baby, but she told Us she
wouldn't have the pupp around Beeoz
she didn't Beleave he was to be
Trusted Emmy more Than n thursty po-
leasman In the Kitchen when they were
Things to Drink in the Ice box. So last
Thursday me and the pup went along
Becoz paw Got home erly In the After
noon. Nav told paw about a House
she saw the Day before where they was
sunshine in Every room. After We
Rung the Door bell neerly Half nour
they was a hired girl Come 10 the Door
and Told us we Couldn't get In becoz
the lady wasn't at home,
"When'll she be Here?" paw asst.
The girl SEED she Didn't no, and paw
got To talkem about the House, and
they didn't See the pupp when he
didn't want to Say ennythlng about II
Recoz paw told me once that 1t was
Bad manners to interrupt when Grown
people are Tawken. In about Minute
and Half we herd a Scream up stnres
and pritty soon the Lady OF the House
Came down with the Baby in her
arms, but not becoz she Wanted to
show us the sunshine In Every room.
Take that turrablc Dawg out Of
here" she says, and me and paw went
up to See II the pupp would Llssen to
reason. Nav and the lady went Ia q
Back room and Waited and paw ran In
WHARF the pupp was and started to
kick him out, but the Pupp got under
the bed and Backed up in the, corner
WHARF he Could think about II without
getting his thots upset. Paw melt down
on his nees and Elbows and tride to
Cock the pup out, but 1t wasn't Emmy
use. The pHpP bumped up In the Cor
ner and Looked distrustful, Then paw
Crep under the Bed so only His Laigs
stuck out, and was agoing to Drag the
pupp Out by the throte.
In about a half u Second after that
paw was hOllering fur help and the
pupp was making quite n Fuss, too.
The man that Lived Thare got home
while the trubble was Going on and
Came UP Stares without asten emmy
questions, When he Saw paws Feet
sticking Out frum under the bed and
herd the Racket he didn't seem to no
whether he better Stay and Try TO find
Out what was going on or not. Then
nav came running in and Grabbed paw
by one laig, but that didn't seem to
make the man understand 1t emmy bet
ter Than he did before.
Nav pulled ut one foot and 1 cot
hold OF the Other. but we couldn't
bulge paw, so after while the man we
were vfsitun took hold Of the Bed and
pushed It over to the other side Of the
Room. That left paw and the pupp Out
where we Could get ut Them. The pupp
had a Holt Of paws Cote collier and
wouldn't let go Becoz he was a Bull
Dawg. and the man says:
"Water'll make him quit. That's the
only way to make a Bull dawg give
up"
SO he got pitcher Full OF water and
poured II on paw and got n Little on
the pupp. too, and prltty soon paw Got
up and says:
Gimme Towull!"
The man handed paw towel and
Paw wiped the Water out Of his ears
and Eyes and kicked the pupp down
Stairs Then the man says:
"Of corse ! 'sposc It's all rite, but II
you Have time now l wusht you'd tell
me what all this means"
we herd you had sunshine in Every
room here" nav told him, and we
thot We'd come to see about II"
Well" the man says. III l was Look
en- for sunshine l don't think I'd hunt
under the Bed for It till was pritty
sure it Couldn't be ennywhere else
Paw refewsed to argew about It, and
on the Way home ! says TO nav:
Its q good thing We took the pupp
along. or we intent of Got In the house
a Tall, mite we?" GEORGE.