The Republican journal., 1900-10-04


You never read of such cures elsewhere as
those accomplished by Hoods Sarsaparilla,
did YOU? It is Americas Greatest Medi-
cine.
She-What was the happiest moment of
your life?
He-Well, think it was one evening last
week, when entered the parlor of my board
ing house and saw strange sign on the
piano.
She-Indeed. And the sign?
He-Closed for repairs. Chicago News.
1t was almost a miracle. Burdock Blood
Bitters cured me of a terrible breaking out
all over the body. | am very grateful. y
Miss Julia Filbridge, West Cornwell, Conn.
"say, you'' cried the victim in the crowd
ed car, glaring up at the transgressor, my
feet are not there to stand on
''That's so,' replied the other pleasantly
You don't need EN- for that while you've
got a seat, do you?" philadelphia Press.
Monarch over pain Burns, cuts, sprains,
Stings. Instant relief. DR.. Thomas Eclec-
trio Oil. At any drug store.
Miss Gushy-Mr Tipps is so impulsive.
He carries everything before him.
Miss Gabby-Yes. of course he does. He
used to be waiter. st. Louis Post-Dls-
patch.
Only one remedy in the world that will at
once stop itchineSs of the skin in any part
of the body Doan'S Ointment. AT any
drug store, 30 cents.
"Have You noticed whether the leaves are
getting red YETI" asked Mr.. IIenpeck, tim
idly.
''These are, answered Mrs. Henpeck,
calmly turning another page.
Poor Henpeck Ever since that blissful
honeymoon his life has been this way. In
dianapolis sun.
A boon to travellers. DR.. Fowler's Extract
of Wild Strawberry. Cures dysentery,
diarrhpa. seasickness, nausea. Pleasant to
take. Acts promptly.
81 think, said little Frances, who had
been studying her history lesson, ''that it
would be very kind of Queen Victoria if she
would die this year.
''That is a singular remark, said Fran
ces' mother. What do you mean"
SIT would be such an easy date for future
history classes to remember" PittSburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
Did it Ever Occur to You that little
PERRY DAVIS PAIN-kILLER on the END of
the finger applied once or twice to mosquito
bite would counterfeit the poison and speed
lily reduce the swelling? Pain-Killer will also
cure bites and stings of other poisonous in
SectS as well as reptiles. See directions as
to use upon wrapper on each bottle. Avoid
substitutes, there is but one Pain-killer,
Perry Davis. Price 25c. and soc.
Her mouth was not so very large,
Yet. in a confidential minute,
She told the dentist that she had
Three we'll developed achers in it,
Baltimore American.
DR.. +. Detchon's Anti Diuretic
May be worth to you more than 500 if you
have a child who soils bedding from incon-
tanence of water during sleep. Cures old
and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble at
once. 81. Sold by A. A. Howes Il Co.,
Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1yr19.
Yorkrode-Old Hen Peck is the happiest
man in town.
Townson-W Why, has his wife left him?
Yorkrode-No. But her shirtwaists are
too small for him. and he doesn't have to
wear the old ones. Chicago News.
For over Fifl Years.
AN OLD AND WEIL-TRIFD REMEDY
Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
mothers for their children while teetbing,
with perfect success. 1t s00thes the child
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind
ctlic, and is the best remedy for Dialrhpa
Is pleasant tothe taste. Sold By druggists
in every part of the world. Twenty five
cents a bottle. Its value is illcalculable BE
sure and ask for Mrs. WinslOW's Soothing
Syrup. and take no other kind
Polal EXpolorer-What shall | call my
new book "A Dash for the Pole -
rublisher-No. Call it "a Dash for the
Lecture Platform Baltimore American.
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY.
.'Mystic Cure" for rheumatism and Neu
ralgia radically cures in ! to } days. Its &C
ton upon the system is remarkable ant
mysterious. 1t removes at once the cause
and the disease Immediately disappears. The
first dose greatly benefits. - cents. Sol,
by y. A. Ilowes Il Co., Druggists, Belfast.
T. +. Anthony, Ex-Postmaster of Promis,
City. Iowa, says: Il bought one bottle o
Mystic Cure for Rheumatism. and two
doses of it did me more good than any othe
medicine ever took" Sold by A. a. Howe
a Co., Druggists, Belfast.
Customer-Id like to see some of you
shirt waists.
Clerk-Male OF female Detroit Free Press
LINERITA, the up-to-date Little Live
Pill &c. boxes contain 10 pills, 10c. boXe.
contain 40 pills, 25c. boxes contain 100 pills
Sold by \. A. HoWeS Il Co., druggists, Bel
fast, Me. 3yrs24.
McSwatters-A healer, eh9 Divine?
McSwitters-No;w ward. Syracuse Herald
Itch ON human cured in 80 minutes by
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. This neye
fails. Sold by A. A. HoweS 4 Co., Drug
gists, Belfast, Me. 1yr19.
"There is a young woman in New 1orl
who is described as having dark, piercin!
eyes that burn into mans soul and mad
den him
''Say, she ought to be made to wear col
ored glasses" Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mr.. Sappeieh-"I wouldn't marry tina
Miss Gabby. She is terribly set in her way
Mr.. Sottleigh-"Is that 500" Mr.. Sappeig]
-"Yes, indeed. Why, she has refused III
nine times" Baltimore American.
Boer War Nearly Over.
LONDON, Sept 26. The Daily Mai
has the following despatch from Loren
70 Marques:
Heavy fighting is reported across
the Sabi River. This means that thu
British are intercepting Steyn and
Reitz, who, with their forces, are at
tempting to push northWard and to eff