The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1900-04-11
The warm spring sun is here again,

10 get some summer dudS.
The corner statuary's out
To pose upon the street.
TO squirt tobacco juice around
Among the ladies' feet.
The boys have got their marbles
And booZers now hit beer,
Just let us see garter snake,
And we'll swear that spring is here.
-Er.
Next Friday is Good Friday and
next Sunday is Easter.
Hens are rushed on Easter orders,
but are meeting the demands all right.
New stock of typewriter paper just
received at this Office. Can be cut any
size TO suit.
We'd like to see dog census of this
town. A classification would be more
interesting, howerer.
Farmers are looking TO see what con-
dition the plow and drag are in. They'll
soon be brought into requisitiou.
Now that talking machine can be
gotten for 50 so, we wonder why some
men don't try to get even with their
wives.
New series of script type just received
at this office for printing visiting cards,
wedding invitations, etc. Send in your
orders.
The veteran photographer, j. w.
Sires, has again secured control of the
Tionesta gallery and is ready 10 do work
as usual this week. 1t
Just think of 1t! The peep-irog hasn't
been heard yet, and his pipes have got to
freeze up three times before spring is re-
ally and truly here.-Frdnklin Ne,0S.
"A number of log RATS have been run
out of the creek and tied up in the Law
renee & Smearbaugh pond. Some are
for this firm and some for Robinson Il
CASTOR.
Gen. Willis j .sHulings has been
mentioneu flatteringly, both at home and
abroad, for the appointment of Governor
of Puerto Rico, but declines to listen to
the proposition. n.-FrdnkLin NewS.
Following is list of letters remain
ing uncalled for in the Tonesta, Pa, post
Office for the week ending April IL. 1900:
MIR. Jno. Madden, Mrs. j. II. Langdon,
Miss Maud Golden. D.S. KNOX, Pm.
There are two occasions in mans
life when he feels he is no longer a man,
but mere creature Of ofcircumstance, with
neither pride nor hope of place. One is
when he allows his wife TO cut his hair
and the other when he is engaged in
whipping a carpet.
The Ladies Aid Society of the M. E.
church will give an Easter supper in the
Killmer building, Friday, April l9,
beginning at half past five O'CLOCK. Price,
% cents for adults Is cents for children.
Proceeds of the supper to be used for the
benefit of the church.
Come gentle spring ETHEREAL mild
ness, come! and put old winter out,
that lusty bum. Back to your relms, ye
frosty winds, that play and make sad hav-
oc of ia sunny day. Go, winter, go-nor
wait to take nap. For spring don't
want you lingering in her lap.
Fresh vegetables, as soon as they are
in market anywhere, can always be had
at Amsler's. He will handle garden
seeds in bulk as usual, or in packages as
you may desire. They have already ar
rived, including nice onion sets. Gro
ceries always the best and in every vari-
ETY.. 2t
Are you planning a berry patch?
Don't think of doing it until you have
read Judge Bicycles little Berry Book. 1t
contains the experience of thirty of the
leading berry growers of the country.
Experience has cash value. Send so
cents to Wilmer Atkinson Co., Philadel-
phia, for copy.
Don't forget the grand Easter milli-
merry opening at F. Walters Il Co.'s up-to
date establishment next Friday and Sat-
urday, April 13 and IA. The ladies OF the
firm are putting forth every effort to
make their opening this year the premier
of all previous efforts. Don't fail to at
tend the opening whether you desire 10
purchase or not. 1t
If interested in horses, cows or sheep,
take the Farm Journal. 1t is wonder
fully good little paper and you ought to
take it. We can send the REPUBLICAN
one year and the Farm journal nearly
years remainder of 1900, and all of 1901,
1902, 1908, and 1904, all for 81. This only
to new and old subscribers who pay in
advance. Pay up.
"A woman's idea of tact, says an ex-
change, is to kick her husbands feet
under the table when they have company
and she is afraid he is going to say some,
thing. AS she does the same thing when
she wishes to impress upon his mino
that he is to "say no more about it," the
poor cuss is sometimes at loss to un'
| derstand the Photographic signals.