Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-03-21
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did you say the man was shot In the
woods. doctor2" mo. / didn't; said
he was shot in the lumbar region
Yonkers Statesman.
The hostess-I want you to meet Mr..
Cawker. So Interesting. you know. He
believes In nothing. The blase one
What enthusiasm!-Life.
diamonds are getting higher and
higher" Eyes, dearie, but we can fix
that al, right" How" 1--WE won't
huv indianapolis Journal.
"Can you give me no hope?' he Wild
~ cried. YES" sweetly smiled the
Young girl; "if you go out very quietly
mana NAV not hear you."-EXchange.
Sunday school teacher lin Chicago)-
Why did the wise men come from the
East? Bright scbolar-Because they
were wise Observation-Disclosures Record.
Percy-Where were you on your vaca-
tion last summer? Harold-Oh, l went
TO Niagara Falls. Percy-What! Is
that place running yet?-Chicago Jour-
nal.
First NJ. D.-What lot of things
have been found In the vermform APP
pendix. Second NJ. D.-And look at the
money that's been taken out OF I'll
Life.
A life of terror: what is bachelor.
Amt Marthap "Oh, he's a man who
thinks every girl that looks at him IN
tends to marry him. "-lndianapolis
Journal.
Hogan-Do you behave In dreams,
Mike? Dugan-Faith an ! do! Lasht
night dremt l was awake. an IN the
mornin' me dream KEN thrue.-Prince-
ton Tiger.
"What is bad form?" at is doing
things In d way other people have quit
doing them, or doing them in way
they have not yet heard of."-lndianap-
oils Journal.
Rounder-I see by the papers that
Russell Sage takes a deep interest in
American expansion and the Boer
war. Flounder-What per cent?
Town Topics.
Losing Her Blanche-Her for
mer football training didn't prove OF
any use to her. May-How's that?
"Why, she let millionaire slip through
her fingers" Life.
How is your brother, Tommy"
.Sick In bed, miss; he's hurt hisself."
fHow did he do thatT I'VE were play
ing at who could lean farthest out of
the window. and he won."-Tit-Blts.
!. She-You hesltated when asked you
II l were the only girl you had ever
loved! He-Yes; | couldn't tell from
your expression whether you wanted
me to say mo" or "yes."-Indianapolis
Journal. =
Little Wille-Say, pa, what's the diff
ference between an optimlst and a pes
simlst? Pam optimlst enjoys
thing he can't like, and a pessimist
likes a thing he can't enjoy.-Chicago
Daily News.
Talker = Remarkable! Remarkable!
{, The weather man says the mercury
will drop to zero in twelve hours.
Choker-That's nothing. Talker-Eh?
j What's nothing? Choker-Zero.-Phil-
ndelphia Press.
Reporter-Mr. Greatman refuses to
give his views. Edltor-Then write
two-column article attributing your
! own views to him. We will then get
his views when he repudlates your artl-
! cle.-Town Topics.
! Servant-A gentleman at the door
| wants to know IL Mr.. Brown lives here.
! Mr.. Brown-Tell him no; that Mr..
Brown boards here. Mrs. Brown Is
probably the person he wishes to see.-
Boston Transcript. f
Mike-McLusher passed twenty-five
saloons Yesterday widout shtoppin' in
wan av thin, an him wild pocketful
av coin. Pat-Hivinsl Wor he In a
thrance2 Mike-Naw; he wor in th'
pathrol wagon.-Exchange.
Con Ceet-Yes, Pm going to the recep-
ton. l understand the beautiful Miss
Hilton Is to be there. Cold Fact-Well,
you don't expect her to speak to you,
do you? Con Ceet-Why not? Is she
so very bashful?-Philadelph Press.
The moral: Sunday school teacher
When the bad children called the old
man "bald-head" the bears came out
Of the woods and ate them up! What
does that teach us? Scholar-To always
climb tree before calling namesw-
Puck.
"Will you give me kiss, johnny
asked spinster Of 5-year-old. NO
indeed" replied Johnny. "Why not?'
she asked. "'Cause If did the next
thing you would be asking me to mar.
~ you." was the unexpected reply
Minneapolis Tribune.
The tramp who had made an unsuc-
cessful application for cold vlctuals
said: you don't know what 1t IS,
ma'am," he said, "to have no friends"
Don't IP' responded the woman of the
house, bitterly; two of my children
have taken prizes at baby shows"-
Chicago Tribune.