davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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5000 Skirts. 9Sc.
12Jc. Dimities, SIC.

One case OF elegant colcred LlHit-es
mill enGs''-vSrying in length from
2 to 10 ysrds-au this seasons bright
est STYLES and bIendings OF color War
Tanted fast eOlOrs- on the piece they
cost Ice 10 L lie Green Ticket Price
3-4c-
125c White Duck, 53c.
Lot OF White Duck Rsunants-slI
usabIe Iengths-ard admirably adapted
for sl1irts-splendid QuaEues-Eorth
y 1-2c. Green Ticket Price, 3-4e-
White India Linon, 35e.
These are l.. most desirable lengths
I'd 10 12 Yards an assured quality
Our Green Ticket Price, 3 7-Sc-
Sc. Lawn, 35c.
Lot OF handsome patterns in Scotch
L2wEs-veTy pretty colors and Fast
Just right for wrappers and chldren's
dresses Green Ticket Prise. 7-Sc-
9Sc Spreads, G9c.
We have some Odds ard ends in
White Bed Spreads-sOme are slightly
s0iied-no two designs alike, but all
are handsome. 12-4 size and nicely
hemned Cannot be duplicated Tor less
than sc. Green Ticket Price. Csc
12Jc. Linen Crash, 4 9c-
AH-Liner BIeached Toveling Crash.
IS inches wide-good value for = Lee;
strictly al Iinea- Green Ticket Price,
1-2c.
1jc. Neckwear. Sc.
Ladies' Linen Collars. in all styles
and sizes-WOrth 15c. Green Ticket
Price. SC.
1Jc. Beaded Belts. 49c.
Fashionable Beaded Belts-with
: large Jet and girdle-eaect buckles.
well worth 75c. Green Ticket Price.
CSC
s9S Black Pulley Belts. with gilt
: buckles. Green Ticket Price, z5c.
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Money Due West Virginia.

There is still pending the West Virginia
claim of S2.019.57.
Congress. at the first session of the For
ty-ninth Congress. passed an act. which
was approved June q. 1886. entitled "An
act to reimburse the State Of West Vir-
ginia for moneys expended for the United
States in enrolling. equipping. and paying
militia forces to aid in suppressing the re-
bellion" Under the provisions of this act
the three commissioners appointed by the
President passed upon the claims presented
by the State OF West Virginia, and which
had been paid by that State in accordance
with the act referred to. Among other
claims presented to the commission were
those of Major Ezra B. Morgan. Capt Dan
iel Gould Lieut. Harvey Geyer and Lieut.
L. Y. McAvOy. Although the rank OF each
Of these officers Of the 1880 Regiment OF
West Virginia Militia is given on the pay
roll. the fact also appears that they we7-
allowed pay only as priyates and not In
accordance with their respective ranks
Why this was done does not appear either
in the records OF the State. now in pos
session OF the Adjutant General. nor from
any Of the records in the possession OF the
Government of the United States. These
officers were paid by the State OF West
Virginia az the time only the pay OF pri-
Yates. and consequently in the settlement
Of the accounts Of the State of West Vir-
ginia with the United States the Govern
ment refunded only tho amount that was
paid by the State, and the State subse-
quently appropriated the money-to make
good the difference. amounting in Morgan's
case TO SiS0-40 in GouIds TO $74S90. in
Geyers to S6S5.73 and in McAvoy's to
S10454. making a total of S2Cl9-57
There are ffteen other States having
pending war claims. the payment
Of which recommended hv
Second Comptroller Cilkeson, No
vember q, 1882. and December 2. 1892, as
follows: Maine. S6.353-53: New Hamp-
shire. s567.34: Vermont, So 452-73; Massa-
chusetts. s1779J7: Connecticut, $l2. .911 9s:
New York. ST. .2S2 90; New Jersey. $3I3 10:
Pennsylvania, S36.675.02; Kentucky. s22,-
022-S1: Ohio. si0.SSs14; Michigan. s3,-
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Muslin Under.
wear.

In all of all sorts
% dozen pieces mus
lin and Cambria
Drawers, Chemise,
Corset Covers and
Skirts, trimmed IN
most excellent taste.
with embroidery and
insertion Values up
10 T5c- Rem
nanted at-....-..-45c
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Crash Skirts, lac.

Linen Crash Skirts-WelI made and
fun Width-Of course they're washable.
Green Ticket Price. IIc.
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PetticOats.

Linen and Fancy Col-
ored Summer We ght
W a s b Pettieoats;
cCrded and rufiied:
handsome effects-the
best you've ever seen
for SL-5e. Rem
nanted at.--...-.-7Se
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Specials i'm undermuSIinS.

39c. Garments, 25c.
Special lot Of Drawers, Chemises.
Skirts. Corset Covers. etc. Of fine Nus
lin and canbric. Drawers umbrella
style-some with hemstitched --utiies.
others with eambTie rufhes, trimmed
with embroidery and lace Corset
Covers in different styles-lace
around neck and armholes-eut square
and some embroidery trimmed.
French style, and so or Each gar
ment is worth up to sc. Green Ticket
Price. 25e.
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Zoe. Hose. sc.

ssHIEF & HERRMANN-CompIete House
HlstjNC Furnishers-Cash or Credit. Cor.
ner 7th and Streets northwest.
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Great millinery
attractions.

- - ~ -
s. 10 81 Trimmed Hats. S2.4S.
Net many. but what We have CT these
elegant millinery creations are to BE-
sacrificed. Each hat is worth from s.
10 81, and each is a distinct, beeuu-
ful style OF its own Ladies should
take immediate advantage Of this start
ling oifeT- Green Ticket Price, s2.4s.
25c- Ribbons, 1870.
All cclors in Taneta Ribbons. 4 inch-
es wide-plaia and faEcy-gorth &c
yard Green Ticket Price. Z 1-2c
25c. Straw Braids, sc.
SEQ yards OF nest desirable Straw
Trimming Braid. in all co-Ors. and n
plain and fancy efIects-formerIy sold
at &c Green Ticket Prise. yard
23c. Ornaments, &c.
A large lot OF handsome ornaments
for hat. dress. and belt trimming
which formerly sold AT 25c-fOr 2c.
25c. and 39c. Malines, lie.
Beautiful all-siIk Mzlines. double
width, and all the most stylish shades
formerly sold at 25e and 39e. Green
Ticket Price, lie
Imported LeghOrns, lie.
800 Misses and Chndreu's Imported
Leghorn Flats-Which are so very sty-
.lish Just rOw- Green Ticket Price, 1zc.
ALL HATS TRIMMED FREE.
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SUMMER RESORTS.
HOT SPRINGS. VA.

NEW HOTEL AI-PHIS. capacity 80: rates. g 81
- g 50 per day: $500 per week and upward
L G ALPHIN, Proprietor. myStus sth. .sa-Snos
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Two specials in shirt waists.
Two lots wrappers.

S100 and $1-25 Wrappers, 6oe.
A manufacturers stock Ct Percale
aud Lawn Wrappers just Tece.yed.
They were made up OF short pieces Of
best quality goods-hence the low price
Trimmed IN fine Swiss Embroidery
with bretelIes and rufaes. over shOui-
der-aounees az bottom. light and dark
coIors. Bought regularly would sell at
81 and SI25. Green Ticket Price, 6oc.
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3 PoIka Do Skirts- -

These elegant skirts-in fine quality
Duck Polka Dot worth Up to So Green
Ticket Price. SSc.
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750 yards Of Corded
Wash Silks, in desira-
BILE lengths, embrac-
ing the most popular
shades of the season
Violet. Grey, Red.
Blue. Purple, and Ma
w Blue with White
Stripes. These are
regular sec quail
ity. Remnanted
at .............. 25e
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Magnificent green ticket bargains

wn
Wemn by
welan
comcaIy Iysn our
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2Jc. Nazareth Waists. I1Je.

one Iot Of children's Nazareth
Uais1s-tsps str2ppcd front and back
-6oGbie Tow Of butt01s-w0rrl &c
Green Ticket Price, II lie
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. UsI

Acker's English Remedy in any case of
coughs, colds or Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
DANGER of Ocean Wrecks.

1t is stated that the Atlantic Ocean
contains many wrecked vessels which
drift hither and thither, and as their po-
sitions change with the winds and tides,
they are a constant menace to ocean
traffic. Because of the great expense,
they are not destroyed until they have
inflicted actual damage. How like this is
the action Of many persons, who wait
until they are i'll before treating such
dangerous symptoms as indigestion,
dyspepsia, constipation, liver or kidney
troubles. Don't allow them to menace
your health. Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers will clear the system of all impuri-
ties, making the blood rich and the ner-
YES strong. 1t cures all stomach disor-
ders, and is an unequalled spring medi-
cine. See that a Private Revenue Stamp
covers the neck of the bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
BURLINGTON ROUTE.
Chicago Special Changes Time

On and after Sunday, April 30, the
~Burlington's Chicago Special for Oma-
ha, Chicago, st. Jose h and st. Louis
will leave Denver at 1 p. m. in place of
$50 a. m. as heretofore.
The change is made in response to a
very general demand on the part of the
travelling public for a fast afternoon
train from Denver to the East.
The new hour of departure Is better
than the old one in many ways. 1t
means that one can now make the 900
mile journey from Denver to Chicago
or st. Louis with the loss of but one
business day.
1t means, too, that me can leave prac-
tically any point in eastern Colorado at
a convenient hour and arrive at Denver
in plenty of time to connect with the
Chicago Special.
OF the Chicago Special itself 1t is I'M
necessary to say more than that it has
no superior anywhere. Neither in speed,
comfort nor reliability is it surpassed
by any other train IN the continent.
G. w. VALLERY, Gen'l Agt.,
1889 Seventeenth St.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
AUGUST FLOWER.

1T is a surprising fact" says Prof.
H%outon, that in my travels in all parts
of the world, for the last ten years, I
have met more people having used
Green's August Flower than any other
remedy, for dyspepsia, deranged liver
and stomach, and for constipation. I
persons filling Office positions, where
headaches and general bad feelings
from irregular habits exist, that Green's
August Flower is a grand remedy. 1t
does not injure the system by frequent
use, and Is excellent for soul stomachs
and indigestion" Sample bottles free
at Ireland's Drug Store. Sold by deal
ers in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
FREE OF CHARGE.

Any adult suffering from a cold settled
on the breast, bronchitis, throat or
lung troubles of any nature, who will
call at Ireland's Drug Store will be pre-
scented with a sample bottle Of Bosch
ee's German Syrup, free of charge. On
ly n bottle given to one person. and
none to children without order from
parents. No throat or lung remedy ev-
er had such a sale as Boschee's German
Syrup in all parts of the civilized world.
Twenty years ago millions of bottles
were given away, and your druggists
will tell you its success was marvellous.
1t is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi-
clans. One rs cent bottle will cure or
prove its value. Sold by dealers in all
civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
NEWS

Comes from DR.. D. B. Cargile, of Wash
lta, I. T. He writes: -Four bottles of
Electric Bitters has cured Mrs. Brewer
of scrofula, which had caused her great
suffering for years. Terrible sores would
break out on her head and face, and the
best doctors could give no help; but her
cure is complete and her health is ex-
cellent." This shows what thousands
have proved-that Electric Bitters is
the best blood purifier known. It's the
supreme remedy for eczema, letter, salt
rheum, ulcers, boils and running sores.
1t stimulates liver, kidneys and bowels.
expels poisons, helps digestion, builds
up the strength. Only so cents. Sold by
Fischer & Co.. druggists. Guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
A GOrQeOuSly Bound

Work of art has just been issued in
New York at al outlay Of over $10O, 900,
for which the publishers desire a man.
ager in this county, also a good solicit
tor; good pay to right party. Nearly
100 full-page e%ngravings, sumptuous
paper; Illuminated covers and bindings;
over 200 golden lilies in the morocco
bindings: nearly 100 roses in the cloth
bindings. Sells at sight; presses run
ming day and night, so great is the
sale. Christian men and m max
ing fortunes taking orders. Rapid pro-
motions. One Christian woman made
clear $500 in four weeks taking orders
among her church acquaintances and
friends. Write us. 1t may lead to a
permanent paying position to manage
our business and look after our large
correspondence, which you can attend
to right at your home. Address H. A.
Sherman, General Secretary. Is and II
West Forty-second street, New York.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
A

Could not express the rapture of An
ME e. Springer, Of 1126 Howard st.,
Philadelphia, Pa, when she found that
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption had completely cured her Of a
hacking cough that for many years had
made life a burden. All other remedies
and doctors could give her no help, but
she says of this Royal Cure-"it soon
removed the pain in my chest and I can
now sleep soundly, something I can
scarcely remember doing before. I feel
like sounding its praise throughout the
Universe. So will everyone who tries
DR.. Kings New Discovery for any trou-
BILE Of the Throat, Chest or Lungs.
Price soc and $1.O0. Trial bottles free
at Fischer & Co.'S drugs store; every
bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27

"POOh!7
The critical theatrical manager blur
ted out the expression of disapproval,
and the footlights fickered.
"Pooh! You call yourself a vaude-
vile singer, and yet you do not pro-
nounce saw as if it was spelled 'sor.
Realizing his utter humiliation the
ambitious aspirant bade farewell to his
hopes and left the theater, dimly won
dering whether there would be an
opening for him as school teacher.
But he had his doubts about that, as
he was not quite sure as to the pro-
nunciation of 'idea'-Baltimore Ameri-
can
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27

Proposals for dormitory, mess hall and hos
pital buildings. Department of the Interior
Office of Indian Affairs, Washington. D. c.,
April 10, ~19O.-Sealed proposals, endorsed
Proposals for Buildings, Fort Lewis. Colo.,'
and addressed to the Commissioner of Indian
Affairs. Washington, D. c. will be received
at the Indian Office until Q O'Clock. p. m, of
Thursday, May II, 1900. for furnishing the
materials and labor required to construct and
complete three buildings at the Fort Lewis
Indian School, Col. In strict accordance with
dsrs which may be- examined in at this office, the
Offices of The Herald Of Durango, Col, the
Republican" Of Denver, Col, the Citizen
of Albuquerque, N. NJ, the New Mexican" OF
Santa Fe. N. NJ, the Builders 4 Traders Ex-
change, Omaha, Neb,, the Builders & Trad
ers' Exchange, Milwaukee, Wis the North
western Manufacturer Association, st. Paul,
Mimi, and at the school,. For further infor-
nation apply to T. H. Breen. Supt., Indian
school, Hesperus, Col. w. A. Jones, Commits
sioner.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
ROBBED THE GRAVE.

A startling incident. Of which Mr..
John Oliver Of Philadelphia, was the
subject, is narrated by him as follows:
IT was in a most dreadful condition.
My skin was almost yellow, eyes sunk
en-, tongue coated, pain continually in
back and sides, no appetite-gradually
growing weaker day by day. Three
physicians had given me up. Fortu-
nately, a friend advised trying Electric
Bitters;' and to my great Joy and sur
prise, the first bottle made a decided
I continued their use for
three weeks, and am now a we'll man.
I ! know they saved my yife, and robbed
the grave Of another victim" No one
should fail to try them. Only SOC, guar
anteed at Fischer & Cos drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
LEGAL NOTICE.

In the Probate Court, Santa Fe coun-
ty, N. M, in the matter of the last will
and testament of William L. Jones, de-
ceased.
To whom it may concern: Whereas,
the last will and testament of William
L.. Jones, deceased, was filed in this Of
flee on this 9Th day of April, A. d. 1900.
Now, therefore, notice Is hereby given
that Monday. the 7th day of May, A. D.
1900, at the hour Of 10 o'clock a. m. of
said day, being a regular May term of
the Probate Court has been fixed for
the proving and %probating the said last
will and testament Of said William l..
Jones, deceased, lately a resident of the
county Of Santa Fe, New Mexico.
In witness whereof, I have hereunto
set my hand and affixed the seal Of the
Probate Court at Santa Fe. N. M, this
9Th day Of April, A. D. 1900.
ATANASIO ROMERO,
Clerk of the Probate Court Of Santa Fe
county, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
Harking Back,

"What," asked the mar who had been
away for a long time, lever became OF
thathomely Griggs girl-Fanny Griggs
you know-the one with a face like 9
dream that makes you glad it wasn't
so when you wake up?"
"Fanny Griggs?" replied the ole
friend; "oh, l married her. Come in
Fanny, here's somebody wants to see
you."-Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27

w. H. Shipman. Beardsley, Mimi,
under oath, says he suffered from dys-
pepsia for twenty-five years. Doctors
and dieting gave but little relief. Final
ly he used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and
now eats what he likes and as much as
ne wants, and he feels like a new man.
1t digests what you eat. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
THE BEST REMEDY FOR RHEUMA
TISM.
Quick Relief from Pain

Quick Relief from Pain.
All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm
for rheumatism are delighted with the
quick relief from pain which it affords.
When speaking Of this, Mr.. d. N. Sinks,
of Troy, Ohio, says: Some time ago I
had a severe attack of rheumatism in
my arm and shoulder. I tried numerous
remedies, but got no relief until I was
recommended by Messrs. Geo. F. Par
o & Co., druggists of this place, to
try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They
recommended it SO highly that I bought
a bottle. I was soon relieved Of all pain.
I have since recommended this liniment
to many of my friends, who agree with
me that it is the best remedy for muscu-
lar rheumatism in the market" For
sale by A. c. Ireland
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache. Pains in various parts
If the body, Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach, Loss OF appetite, Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences of impure blood. No matter
how 1t became so, 1t must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker'e
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
Scrofulous or Syphiiitic poisons OF any
other blood diseases. 1t is certainly a
wonderful remedy, and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27

J.. I. Carson, P~rothonotary, Washing
ton, Pa, says, IT have found Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure an excellent remedy in
case Of stomach trouble, and have de-
rived great benefit from It's USE" 1t d.
gests what you eat and al not fail to
cure. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27

MeulcaI Discovery.
LAST spring I wrote you
In regard to my health
which at that time was
very poor" writes Mrs.
Mettie M. Barnes, of Gar
field, Pawnee Co., Kansas.
My trouble was bronchial
affection. Symptoms: spit
ting of blood almost every
morning for five years,
ahorfueas IF breath ra
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
THAT THROBBING HEADACHE.

THAT THROBBING HEADACHE.
Would quickly leave you, II you used
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Thousands
of sufferers have proved their matchless
merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches.
They make pure blood and strong
nerves and build up your health. Easy
to take. Try them. Only Is c. Money
back II not cured. Sold by Fischer &
Co.. druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
EDITORS AWFUL PLIGHT.

F. M. Higgins. Editor Seneca (Ills..)
News, was afflicted for years with Piles
that no doctor or remedy helped until
he tried Bucklen's Arnica Salve. He
writes two boxes wholly cured him. It's
the surest Pile cure on earth and the
best salve in the world. Cure guaran-
teed. Only 25c. Sold by Fischer 4 Co..
druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
THE BEST BLOOD PURIFIER.

The blood is constantly being purified
by the lungs, liver and kidneys. Keep
these organs in a healthy condition and
the bowels regular and you will have no
need of a blood purifier. For this pur-
pose there is nothing equal to Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets,
one dose Of them will do you more good
than a dollar bottle of the best blood
purifier. Price, rs cents. Samples free
at Ireland's Drug Store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
One Vote, Anyway.

"Well," remarked the friend of the
distinguished citizen, 8 l see you have
been prominently mentioned for the
presidency"
Eyes," delightfully."- exclaimed the dis
tinguished citizen, "who has mentioned
me?"
"Why you have, you know. Chicago
Racord.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27

The linotype machine OF the New Mex
lean office is capable Of handling any
quantity of composition for legal briefs
in a short space Of time. Printing upon
lines from this machine is like that of
new type, for every line is specially cast
when used. No blurred or indistinct
printing comes from linotype work.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
OF Course she wouldn't Lie.

"Of course l wouldn't lie, ever to a
conductor" she said, "but l. just
couldn't bear to pay fare for Ethel"
"How did you get out of it?"
"Why, I told him she was five years
old yesterday. She was, you know
also the day before that and, in fact,
every day for the last two and a half
years. l didn't say she wasn't more
than five. Oh, l couldn't bring myself
to tell an untruth."-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
A Soleless Joke.

EYES," remarked the funny shoema-
ker, "I'm in favor of women's rights
also her lefts."
SIS that your last joker" asked the
leather drummer.
"Shoe-er," answered the shoemaker,
land it's awl right at that."-Chicago
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
Hateful Thing.

Minnie-I shall not accept Walters
first proposal.
Ida-I know it, dear.
Minnie-How do you know?
Ida-Because you weren't there
Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
A Theory.

First Farmer see where some of
the members of the legislator wants an
extra session called.
Second Farmer s'pose there's some
job they forgot to put through in the
reglar session.-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
Passing of an Opportunity.

''What is it a sign of when ones lip
itches?" asked the girl, as she lowered
the blinds and sat down in the orner Of
a sofa built for two.
81 presume" replied the dense young
man, as he folded his arms and tried to
look wise, that it indicates cutaneous
irritation"
With a look of contempt on her fair
face, the maid arose and going to the
piano struck up the popular ragtime
melody entitled Il Don't Care if You
Never Come Back."-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
Compensation.

"There seem to be smiles all v your
face this morning"
mo wonder! There's q new baby
down at our house."
"H'm!"
Sand a new piano."
swell, you'll get precious little rest in
the future"
"Don't<you believe It! The baby makes
such a racket you cant hear the piano;
the piano makes such Aracket you cant
hear the baby."-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-27
He Guessed.

Teacher-Willie, can you tell us what
this spells: INSTRUMENTATION?
Willie Starven (the landlady's SOM
Um-m, Why-er-er-
Teacher-Come. What does your
mother put the cold meat and vegetables
and things in?
Willie Starven (brightening)-Hash!-
Philadelphia Press.