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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-08-16
DRIVING
ASSOCIATION IS A GO

honolulu Driving
track in
organization large
ociaton - ~ purpose u
the Club
Quinn NJ H. Charles
and
investigating of
siderable ~ " ' -N'O ~
said enthusiasm
little doubt the
large charter membership.
soners ha reported that Cecil Brown
to
Tor the of
- ON-e' oON'A--OAN-' "eiee1
onJect of the
No
featured or have will
be for driving ntirey
in
OH for trophies
oinner-the
evening Of
gwen and 1t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-08-16
HONOLULU JOINS.
In Paying Tribute to Doan's Back
ache Kidney Pills.

A young man went to a wealthy ant
successful manufacturer and annlief
for employment.
What can You do?" the mandfac
turer asked. and the young man pro
ceeded to tell of his ability.
But l don't want to know what yo,
say you can do" the gentleman re
piled, "let me know what others saw
you have done; bring me recon-
mendations from people l know and
can trust"
It's the same way with the little
conqueror and the public; people want
TO know what has been done.
Honolulu people are joining the
myriads Of others in making public the
work OF this little modern wonder and
what your neighbors say should con-
vince the skeptic. The endorsement
OF citizens is the proof that goes with
every box of Doan's Backache Kidney
Pills.
Mr.. W. +. Williams of this city, is
lighthouse keeper, and he has held
this position for the last 80 years. He
% All d uftluUSI vi Years,
one of that numerous army of people
who suffer with their backs. Mine
ached and panied me to no small ex
tent, so that was glad when l heard
of remedy for it, Doan's Backache
Kidney Pills. obtained some of these
at the Hollister Drug Co.'s store, and
took them. They gave me great re-
lief, and l make this short narratio
of my experiences for the benefit of
others who perhaps do not know that
nearly all backache arises from the
kidneys, and the best medicine for it
is Doan's Backache Kidney Pills.
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are
90 cents per box, for sale by all drug
gists; sent by mail on receipt of price
by the Hollister Drug Co., Honolulu
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian
Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-08-16

osnized that l personally was not in
ldui'' l would have no complaint to
ane' Out up TO the date of my dismiss
pal ne animated nothing of the kind to
ne anu IN TACT was responsible for the
'hal nave been doing in assist
ing the Grand Jury
Returning now to What oocura
| ihis afternoon, about 2 o'clock
| ""S having a conversation with At
cs uehefai Dole, in the Circuit
.ou't room, In reference to the case of
avery VINO recently was charged with
eilpe@Aiement before the District Court
anu whose case, as l understand. was
icing Investigated before the Grand
jury; IN TACT L was under subpoena at
',-e .Liiie 70 appear as witness before
.ie prahd Jury. Following out some
.Hsti ucAons given in that conversation
oy the Attorney General | went inn
iiieulately from him to the telephone in
the clerk office and telephoned to the
f1lsh Sherlif that the Attorney General
wanted the police officer who made the
arrest or Avery and also the officer thar
searched him when Avery was brought
INTO the station house from the Ans
tralla. Judge Humphreys overheard,
the conversation and within four or
iiVe minutes of the time that / tele |
phoned a messenger boy handed me
letter from Judge Humphreys that /
nave quoted to you, and the ink was
not yet dry on the letter. / NAV he |
mistaken, but my conviction is that !
Judge Humphreys, for some reason or |
other, took offense at what then did |
was some ten or fifteen minutes in /
conversation with Attorney General |
Dole before went to the telephone.
one thing is certain, whether Judge
humphreys has intended that result or |
not, employees of the government |
coming within the reach of Judge |
Humphreys power are in a state of |
rear; and this is the case with men who
are not cowardiy by any means. for if
mans bread and butter depends upon t
MS salary, and particularly if he has a
FAMILY dependent on his pay, such a
situation is apt to influence almost
anyone. OF course / am not in the
VIE and family category, and think
that Will still be able to raise three
meals a day, but 1 really am sorry for
men up there who are in a position
Where they cannot speak up without
losing their positions and thus infiict-
ing injury on their families.
what l did to-day and what, evil
IDENTIFY, L have lost my official head for.
was done in the service of the Attor-
ney General and the Grand Jury. and
while | do not intend to make any at
tempt to secure reinstatement, I do In
tend to take steps to see if the obliga-
lion OF the Attorney General and of the
Grand Jury to protect those CARRYING
out their behests can be interfered
with, even by a Circuit Judge"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-08-16

The difference: when Mrs. Paryenu
was poor they used to say she was a
great talker, but since she became rich
1T is different Indeed, What do
they say now?" They say she is a
brilliant conversationalist." - Town
Topics
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-08-16
Removal
Notice!

The OFFICES and SALESROoM of
the OCEANIC GAS AND ELECTRIC
CO., LTD, have been removed to the
Eva store. In the new ArAGooN
BUILDING. corner of MERCHANT
and ALAKEA STREETS. and In our
new quarters We are able to show our
new goods Off to much better advan-
tage.
Call and be convinced that we mean
what we say.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-08-16

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW the
secret of clean scalp until you try
Pacheco's Dandruff Killer. This prep
aration has no equal as a scalp cleanser.
1t penetrates the scalp and keeps the
roots healthy so the hair can grow, and
is guaranteed to be more efficacious
than any other similar article in the
market.
PACHECO'S
DANDRUFF KILLER
Is for sale by al druggists and at tae
Union Barber Shop. Telephone 69e.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-08-16
Delicious Lemon
Cream and
Custard Pies,

Make fresh every morning. ready for
ferent fiavors; Charlotte Ru e, Taper
Cups, Chocolate Eclairs, Cream Puffs
Fruit. Pound. Wine. Jelly Roll and
Jelly Layer Cakes. Hot Doughnuts,
Buns. Cookies. sherbets. Ice Creams In
all fiavors. All our Goods are par e1-
sellence. the best made.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1900-09-12
9posfalo.

giter lQngere Tbs Sp9oOm er gtps:
ger u. 81 der / aOrssr Oisaast och
TsO.n. Urn 4fOeos. Der opunosIiq
oar Siibsisret, utefutts fig for en- Snea
Aar fioeu Der gpen, buor ban orsu q
6UIotsslsbrpes,ri. Sslu Senonipos
nGrsoe ban en- Isuenoe 5nteresle ior
pore b,trGnste 9nubsmnnbs Gag. oq
Uuieoe / i'm lib iuris for 8unueIien al
Ssnoeripbit Screening fOr ROrssr Og
Oms9u" Og u,bbIeO til fin Deb Of Dart
IN Al oeunes t%rOfaite Sistter.
= 6bU. tsI. Stouribsr. 6orlirOas
3 Ob0u urI gstsr 3eser IL
iOrupIis aisuusi ueb 3sOtn / en- aIOer
al g Aar.
Afosbe bar par an Con al 0sbIsn.
idid9srs SUOser, Stusipiueren Sens
Stepber 6es.r, par fsot 1918 / &c.
benbuUn. tOg 1899 Joriietsumsn Oe
sioroe o~ereiter lisntiie unoer /. fsbsni
buunffs 0itritt bOorsftsr ban nj Nu'
iaitsIie poa aOnssoOl Tom miOlertioie
StoObefprer. blsp bsrpaa Bsltpsrsr a
@unbsrsleUbOIm Og Rafrup Stous.
8 ls4s Slt ban mer fOm iriUi1is oe
bIsu bsrpso Stourio,r poa @iorsIsu,
inbtiI ban ls43 bltu Stspriber usb /.
5rebsriisborssiifrittsi. buOr ban iorbIet
til fin Aiftsoigslis 1892.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1900-09-12
Smaa Web0elelier.

Jorgiitning. Boo 9~urssaurosn
8eothus Deb 3bursbp bItu en- Del al
Ssfatuinstn fOrIsoen ing. Den til.
tsIbt, DprI9ss ,Onftatsrebe, OF Breath.
rrns bGuos pnoorosr fig Sp9oOmm,n
ueo at Gbs DaImusr. Z Rpier bsos,
msbens Rtfisn al BefGtninssu sr toms
met fig.
ssrespramie. Oct oonits eonbbru9
bar paa uoniaingm | poris faost beislts
2Gr,spr1mis.
Eli Amerifa. IRE Of R~sbsnbOuns
frsmrsssne. GorrsiniussmGnb, aoniuI
grif 6enius, @rOsiere 8. ett Oe
g. y. StOttebp. forsiosU en- 2pits
reiis Der iii 9Onott. 8eii.n oil ena ousr
Rsw Ysrf. gbieuso, Omaha, DsnUsr,
@oIoruho, Gall Cat. giip, Gan orans
cisco, portIano. 0eusufons Bart,
minneapolis, Nissora Os tilb0se til
Rem Dorf. Oct er ct Bionssbprb ON
Observation-Disclosures nouitIina, at
belle osnns Reiis ssrss paa 8 Tiger.
Yaa 8eisg. Gtpur rigs aufrOIitr,
bporaf ben enc bebbu N otbiefen os
CT eanff at 5sbisI, CT | bsnne lib paa
Btfss | 9annart, buor be fuosrsr
Reieribrus.
Stnoentermebe. gaa afou 5si.
ftols bar Der SIufninsen Of iiofte Maa.
neb oarst nfboIot ct Stuoentsrmsbe meb
l40 DeItosere. Jorfanb.r S9rss
Der, SfoIeus 2arne Os forffslise
Wanb. bu fanr Grbejost mar, boIot
5OrsSras for Siubsnisrrs ON fOrfte0iee
@mnn.
Gn oanif Gifaore bar f%crnpIis beisst
RritiaHia os bIeu mobiagei nHp fore
6~sffligbebsr al Norbmanosne. De
norIfs BIabe inbsboIbt LANCE gsItOmfis
artIflsr, os 5eitmaaltioer, ganer os 1bs
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1900-09-12
Selp8jort er pelgjort.

: vRpbOrs 9aebIsb" Iaies fsIssnbe
9iitOrie:
8 en- fsrftt RIasies &upss paa go9et
mslIsm Rsbenbuun os ROstilbs fob en-
rist f!abt nns DAME, bolosnbe en- lii,
StsO.bunb. -
.Grstsnl" iasoe 8Onbuitsrsn. ba ban
tom for OF il gil.tt.n, bet spr mig
omit - men De maa lite bare esrss
0uno pos Dem. Q.u,nbe Our maa
lite m.stas.s / Rup.erne; bet hribsr
mob Reslern.!"
SEQ ftaI bsIbs beu paa nit Steb
belle gei.nl" IUurebe ben unse Dame.
yOs ben Utl uIoeI,s lite f~Ortrabiss no,
gen..
DIT n Iisssploisl" fusOs Ron,
outtsren. ON BET iaa par min esen
Sunb. turoe i.s lite Iabe ben bIiue
/ aupe,n. 6unbsn ftal anbrinsss /
gas'seuosnsn. Rom msb 0pret, faa
Nal iss bare bet bsn os binos bet for
Dnml"
vRn lite min 5unbl" ubbrsb- Ia,
men forn9rmei. .Jes bttror ben lite
III nosen frtmmsb!"
Os msb fornarmeoe Sfribt marble.
rsbs BUN isIp zen til gasageuoguen,
BANDIT 6unosn os ueabts tiIbase.
Da Esset narmebs fig RostiIbs,
Os aOnbutisrsn fOm isen, ipursts BUN
BAN, ON ban boubs fet noset til, buorIs'
bss benoes Dumb befanbt fig.
De ssr mig messt Onot", fGsbe
a~onbuitsrsn bsfist; men De bandit
Dsrss Dumb fat til en- aufrt, oe
pso en- uf be fibfs citation sr, ui pasles
rsee, bIeo ben imibt al tiQissmeb Ruf.
fsrtenl"
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1900-09-12

SsnberbaIs. buor bun fsrte en- Cant
tote paa oanf meb en- 81 War sammel
Rome. Den anmIe ft baseftsr al asl'
Ierinoen ouerroft en- lierre Yeneeinm.
Hentgen.S traalernt til Signaler.
Der pil ON tort lib | R%sbsnbopn bllps
for,taett 5orias NIB en- ny Opfinoslle,
iom fa.s at baUe en- flor 5remtio for zig.
Ophnbeli,u nnosnoer RentssnsS trdaIeI
Ill SienaIiIerins al Stibe ! 9aase Oa
msrtl gsir, % ben CT uItrebe p%uttntsrsi
/ b, fltits ganoe.
Haar YrGnbepinen gaar in0 =.
9n rlsrs @naromanO oe en- lrGifomnnf
bauoe Tibet / en- RrO / Bosenits Ncr'
beb % inast mtget Of be paooe Barer.
oq ~efttrbaanotn ION Drittepnrsrne gil
inO, git 5Oritauoen uo. s otnne I'll.
Itsnb aiflutttoes ben aoniratt, at IRA
%ftomanosu for 80 aronsr iiuloe itpe'
@aaromanben. Er9itomanoen fit bel
nftorbtrsos Y,Isb abbetult / rebe Beng,
os Git sIab biem Tor al bsnte en- StpOer.
Nsn bsloisuis bnuoe ban en- fornnitic
oe ~rsioIut Ron. bitmme. iOm Osiao
bspbs en- 8iuis o9 beororeoe Wanbsn I'll
si,bIitteIis at 9oa tiIba9e os aflsuer'
gsnssns oe opsiue fine Stposnptttr =
III 6eIb for all. Barter.
QpbenbaDn CT | osnne lib | 6Grh
mso at IGssc zig en- np os sanifs sien'
oommeIis @abt til, nemIi9 ben brso'
pasia9e meIsm Observation-Disclosures o9
bet ny. Radobus; o.ns bibtibise Stit-
teIIe bar fun uerst interimiitiit, os for
no9It Daee iben bar man tassi fat pao
at gius @ooen, Der ltal btobe BAG
R%aoobuiet~, fin fremtioi9e og enoeIige
Norm. laaleoes lonl Den er pianla9t al
Raobbuists gssmsfter, 9r. martin
Nprop.
Cor busr 6nos al @nben, %aItioa uo
imob BeiferuoIb9uoe % 9sitrs BOuIe'
Uorb, ~onbrins.s Der paa b.sse Sioer al
8%ersbnnen en- fsre AIen lang @unii'
b0nt, bannei al luGre iiIbu9seoe Blottc
Os nDitpret m.b iOrltsuie. Prpoelier
Grant. 8isie Of,nIise vSIuorsbante"
fant,r.r 6er.bnnen, Der bIiusr unInet
Rsnfftr al Ipie % msrfe Sten -
Smag msb g%rOIasninsen pau amaIien.
borg BIaos.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1900-09-12
SDoif 6riot
% amerifanIf Sui.

5 NnIeonins at, at @tatsraao
@Iattnb CT ~afrsiit i'll amerita,
sGtter vAoIb. Nmtst." paa, at Der sr
uoiist til 6eaIiiatiOnsn al en- 9Ian, Der
saor uo poa, at Der nsbiattss ct fort
onulfssm,ritsnf AttisieIftnb til nbfs.
relic al ipoit Rriot, % 9noisrelis al
umsritanlt Rul.
8lohst ~tripsr:
.Qa,r,os / lang lib bar Der uGSet
ylaner opps ON ct tampsmGsfi gi upi
inenitrisIt 4nIas u.o NaIbOrs.
glan.n 9nar ub paa lite minbre sno
of iamIe ale - tasr bog be lsfts = al
aribtbuttsrns pOa gimfiotbsus Spbfot.
ST Tor AuIbors. paa TN 9anno.
Blantn par ret langt fremme, og ei
Bar berbosnbe tenote WiGno bar taosi
en- iior Del af Bnttsrus paa 6ann6su.
Smiolsrtio bl,U lloferelitn al Bianen
uoiat, iom ian mestt anoet, paa @runc
al gsn9en.s Dprbso.
Ru ,r Der imioleriio ubist til Ola.
mems iuatligs RtaIiintion, bet n ba
9euiisteu at subnt en- fiabis gtspori al
8riot til Rorbantriia, buor Der IT Il
uom9rfst Rartso for Rriot. Dampsrne.
Der a%nueno.s til arioisG tspotten, ital
iaa rsiurnsre ben ansritanffe RuI, for
bullet man penter at iinoe ct Uiariso
berbiemme.
5notsbsprilen for b, %aribibatter, btr
ftuI ieb.s, oil %unta9,Iis bltDe omtreut
SOC, 900 @r."
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1900-09-12
Tposltfe.

aolbors: Sie'au 1bomien al Ssnbera
boIm Yor'. Routoriit Sobartb q. @isie
6rsbtritsbore: un9tarI R. Rasmusier
at annisis. Sorbbrnser g. PeterieH a
Cpp.iunDbp. DIE 4itsrien al StrleD.
9erniHs: Sens ar. Sbiens enfra a
Welii,o / Sugbs.
aolbins: eourits Sobanien Gd.linO a
g9trup.
3ptsbins &: gmb. il. 5anien al Rsrs
bat.
Rauoers: Uiariane 0isIien al 9irrin.
SIassIis: elau0ins gaislisn Of 8arto'
mole.
Ebifeb: 5obaune Rielsoatter al Sten.
berg. e1sn VI. ansetien al Rsrbao.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1900-09-12

Oare Ontsltgt. 5aaleOss Oar be naOnte
R9no. Oe oerfOr sr bet uaro at IGese
W9rte III plsie pnaIibeIis WGnos bib.
nssbpro ON ben %uipnIise 9srb,n. trObs
oorss ltOre Renbffab III ben ipnlige.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1900-09-12
Spage, nerste M0no.

3ae m~anbliae gGiere al bette Bfnb, Der Iieer al
Spagbeo, ~eienbommelig for tabt WanDo0u, fonl
iareg paa oeres IiDsiraft o. ioraaria9er a~anbelia
o. l~e9einiige tiDeiier. burDe ifripe III o. efier Dor
lille Boa "A Warning Voice. Iom ombaHbler
eis1e eqsoomme. strip Dae 90 inolga ct q
5Tfm9rfe til porto for S%triftet. Abreslet Or. W
.. sduHosrs a Co., GbiftBo, JniHOis.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1900-09-12

~ PrsOenumre at .ganruems
isnees frit.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1900-02-28
A Mnfter of T,emnrrnture,

The little ones mother had aid.
''Now. doctor. If there is any rise of
temperature was great on tenn
perature. by the way-"I viii send for
you AT once. As you know. | have a
clinical thermometer and can take the
temperature myself without troubling
you TO coue in for the purpose" Just
as ! was going TO bed I was startled
by violent ring at the bell and. has
tening TO the door. saw terrified dc
nestle who gasped: '-Oh, sir. please.
sir. do come round AT once! Miss Mar
jory Is worse AIissus said | was TO
tell you her temperature is los and is
risin fast"
Scarcely waiting to put on my hat.
rushed round TO the house Of my little
patient and discovered the whole fam
ily assembled in the sickroon awaiting
the end of poor little Marjory. the
mother wringing her hands in agony
and crying dreadfully.
WHATS the temperature now?" | al
most shouted in my agitation.
''Oh." Sobbed the mother. Il haven't
dared 10 look since, My poor darling,
1t was 10S, and they say that 10, is al
ways fatal And she broke down
completely.
Without wasting any more time !
turned down TIE blanket and-fOund
that the Thermometer had been thrust
between the child's side and arm and
the brlb imbedded in freshly applied
hot poultice.-Chambers' Journal.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1900-02-28
one ssoman.. Rul.ae Pa..ioa.

One Eoraan's Ruling Passfo7.
'~rhere goes a woman" said the girl.
who hasn't thought on earth except
dress. | know that superior man at
tributes this particular weakness TO
all women-but it's canard. as Of
COURSE are Hlne out OF ten OF male es-
Inmates OF women"
She conquered a refractory button on
her glove before she continued: Rat
that womaa who PASSED Us is. without
doubt. the most dress crazy wonlan
have ever met. She knows no topic
save dresS-csn speak OF no other sub
ject. She spends one half of her time
81 her dressniaker's. and the other bali
is used in exploiting the handieraft OF
the Elodisie. Goodness oaly knows
when she manages 10 get anything 10
eat She's dead to every feeling. be-
lieye excerpt thai which has to do with
dress Aud what do you think she said
Saturday: met her as we were going
out OF II house OF mourning. a young
woman whom we both knew had d.ed
and we had been at the funeral. Com
ing dewn the s1el.s | noticed my friend.
bur the feeling OF surrow was too fresh
upon me 10 permit anything uc-e than
G nod of recognition For half square
we walked side by side. Thea ! said.
Poor. dear Clara-alive and well one
week ago. aud uow-and she's goner
-'Yes. answered my friend blancly.
but wasn't she dressed beautifully:
Really. II WAS a treat TO see herr -
PHILADELPHIA Press.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1900-02-28
ON thr a,ennIn ChiIe.

For several days | noticed the word
''panqueque" upon the bill of fare at
the hotel and did not know what 1t
was. There is brand of wine from
one Of the Gillian vineyards with that
name. and ! supposed it was perhaps
the same thing referred to. although
it was difficult 10 understand why it
should appear among the desserts on
the menu at the dinner table and on
the bills of fare for breakfast The
best way 10 find out about such things
Is to try them. and the next morning.
being in an experimental mood. or
dered a -'panqueque." which. TO our
aIcaZement. was an ordinary griddle-
cake. Then il dawned upon my dun
perceptions that ''panqueque" spelled
pancake. | called the attention of the
head waiter TO the discovery. and be
seemed quite astonished He could
speak English well and claimed TO be
familiar with the cuisine OF America.
Therefore he did not see anything un-
usual in Ely discovery. and rather
think he wrote the bill OF fare himself.
for he remarked in a surprised tone:
What do you cali a pancake in
America Cor. Chicago Record.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1900-02-28
nniIes Fr,m a RapId rown.


"One os the funniest experiences In
my hotel life.7 said an old clerk. was
that in which n man registered his
name without writing his town after
1t, as is the custom. When called
his attention 10 IL. he said: i hadn't
forgot #. but feel a little bit timid
about IT, The last time | was away
from home | registered the name of
my town and the clerk asked me
what state it was in. ! got mad in
a minute and wouldn't stay in the
house | went 10 another house and
registered from Brooklyn. and the next
day ! appeared in the paper credited
TO New York. ! showed ii to the clerk.
and he said be changed my place of
residence on the book because nobody
ever registered from Brooklyn
Il told the man he need have no
fear of having the incident repeated
in our place provided he wanted 10
write the name. He said be would
think about it and asked 10 he shown
his room. so | saw no more of him IN
Ill late in the night He then asked
me if had an atlas. He studied il
minuiely for a few minutes, g1sasured
distances with his two hands like a
farmer. and then he called the and
pointed out the name of town. |
asked him If that was his.
Iii is the name all right he replied.
'bu, don't know whether the town
is stu there. Ii is the bOominest
town you ever see. and when left
it WIS CROWN 50 fast that farmers in
the adjoinin state were burnin their
fences 10 keep the town from CROWN
right over en-" - Chicago Inter
Ocean.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1900-02-28
wns Queen ne.. nand.on.et

Sir Horace Walpole's description of
the maiden queen. drawn from her
portraits and from contemporary ac-
counts. is not 4 very attractive ore.
~ pale Roman nose. a head Of Lair
loaded with crowns and powdered with
diamonds. a vast run. a vaster farthin-
gale and bushel of pearls are" he
says. the features by which every
body knows At a glance the pictures
Of Queen Elizabeth
But notwithstanding that she did not
care for art and that. knowing her
lack OF It. she affected TO despise bodi-
Iy correctness. still she loved TO multi
ply portraits of herself. ''ln them she
could appear really handsome" Yet
II she has been flattered in the exist
ing lilseIesses OF her she must have
been not merely plaiu. but remark
ably ugly woman. Perhaps the truth
is that with the most courtly inten-
tons the painters of the time did not
know how 10 prevaricate.
The queen" says foreign observer.
''is fair. but wrinkled. Her nose is n
little hooked. her lips thin and her
teeth black She wore false hair and
that red Her bosom was uncovered.
as all the English ladies have ii until
they marry That the painters fiat
tered her in some degree we must infer
from that fact that she was fond of
sitting TO them. though she could not
haor tho ciUff of a tr,irror which So
enraged her that her attendants were
obliged to hide theirs when she was
present.-Art Amateur.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1900-02-28

II is commonly understood that enc
Of the newspapers of New York city
has a rule TO employ none but college
graduates OF its staff. II may or il
may not he true. Nevertheless a young
man Of good address. bringing with
him excellent recommendations and
equipped for journalistic work by sey-
eral years experience. called one day
at tie editorial office Of that paper
He made so good an impression that
the managing editor was about to as
sign him n place on the stan when. rs
Il remembering something he had over
looked in examining the applicant, be
suddenly asked:
BY the way. Of what college or uni
Versity are You graduateT'
Il aga not n graduate of any" replied
tie young man. but know better
than to write pants for trousers.
plead for pleaded and he was given
a chance FOE \ chance was given him
| never use the phrase in our midst.
understand the correct use OF who
and whom and Of shall and viii !
prefer officer TO official dwelling TO
residence | avoid as to whether
abhor 'reportoriaL' never split an in
finitive ard never write sentence
long enough TO tie in a double bow
knot -
He got the position.-Fourth Estate.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1900-02-28

Execution OF the Duke d'Ensbien.
Colonel Laborde. knowing that the
grave was actuaily dug in which the
duke was TO be put. after short time
awakeued hila and told him. II he had
Z locz Of his hair or letter 10 send TO
Gny OF bis family. that he Colonel Ia
border would take care TO forward il
AID would only part with it with his
life. The duke replied. Il understand
you He cui OF lock Of his hair.
wrote short letter and desired that i
confcsSor mich be sent 20 him. He
was soon afterward led oct.
Five OF the soldiers refused 10 fire
81 him. They were immediately shot
before his face and their bodies thrown
into a ditch They desired 10 pat a
bandage before his eyes. He answered
be had locked death in the face before
and could face il again. Seventeen
soldiers fred at him.
Nine. Bonaparte Gid everything pos
si.ile 10 save the duke. She implored
Bonaparte on her knees. holding the
skirt Of his coat. which was torn of by
his violent manner OF going from her.
She seized the other skirt. which was
likewise torn of. ana Bonaparie de-
clared he would never 20 10 ed ill
the duke was dead.
Lucien BoGaparte also exerted him
SELF 10 the utmost and. finding he had
no success. in a rage took cut 4 watch
Bcnaparte had given him. dashed it on
tke ground. breaking it in pieces. and
said to his brother. You viii be treat
ed in I ne same manner."-''Life of La
dy Stanley"