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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-22

Tommy-"Pop. what did Shake
speare mean when he wrote 'Ayi there's
the rub'?" Tommy's Pop@"He must
nave had a Turkish bath in mind"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-22

A man finds no one as he joys along
as indignant over his wrongs as his
mother was years g when h school
teacher licked him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-22

1t is a pity that every one hasn't the
privilege enjoyed by a lawyer of send
ing in a bill to those who insist upon
telling him their troubles.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-22

An Atchison girl studied physiolog.
for three years. and did not learn a
much as she did by cutting up chicken
after she was married.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-22

[From the Philadelphia Record.J
The photographer believes in taking
things as they come.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-22

The man who drinks beer to get his
courage up, usually finds that his cour-
age is all froth.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-22

If a woman keeps the same cook as
long as six months, other envious. wo-
men say that they wouldn't have such 6
cook in their houses five minutes.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-22

It makes old people cross every time
they see a young person because the
young person fails to appreciate what
a good time he is having.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-22

Gate Post &c cigar. Burghart's-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-22

Plodder Cat 6 a. m.)-"Hello, Roun-
der! What are you doing up so early?
Rounder-"Hullo, ole fell What-hic-
are you doing out-hic-sho late?''
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-22

Even the egotist doesn't believe that
he is fully appreciated.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12
CLARK AND THE SENATE.

The only exciting senate record shown
that he occupied his seat during the lafsef
part of the session and then resigned q
his own free will. In the record there v
not solitary thing unfavorabls 20 me
Montana millionaire. Which IL pretty
fine come down for the senate. which ~
done such a lot OF loud talking-and ncth-
ing else.-New York Press.
As the case stands Mr.. Clark has eesn
allowed to cloud the issues by MS ,r'ns
resignation and appointment. ana papho
attention has been thus diverted ~
large measure from his original onenss.
That offense required Condemnation ~
tHe strongest terms Of which the senate
II capable. by expulsion or frsuda'ens
election ns warning TO boodlers MOI 70
continue their practices, OF course ~,
Clark has eliminated himself from 10
equation as far ~ tho work OF the SEN
ate In the future is concerned. but w TAU
lodging he has tempted the senate svens.
ualiy TO nolls pros the oDarges assins'
him. II would have bean far mors rrss'
flying 20 the public sense % politieai 60
cency had there been formal conyietion--
Washington Star.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

side of which is foreign territory, sell
dom IL ever will be used" This Is start
ling. The dry dock at Bremerton is 100
miles away from the boundary and Is
located on a harbor out OF all compari-
son better than any which can be found
on the whole Atlantic seaboard. YES
sells can enter 1t from the ocean with
out the necessity Of taking pilot, for
there are no distractions or dangers
to navigation in the entire distance
Moreover. when the new dry dock at
Mare island Is completed. 1t will be still
necessary to send all battleships to
Bremerton to be locked, for the simple
reason, set out above, that the channel
to Mare island is too shallow for deep
ships to reach that station.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12
Invited Insults.

The members Of the United States
senate can have no word to say In an
swer to the public insults heaped upon
them by w. A. Clark Of Montana. They
deserve them. every word. BY their
failure to kick this corrupt intruder
down the capitol steps and close the
door behind him. by their Incompetent
sible temporizing with case where
they once commanded the applause OF
the entire country for brave and hon
eat action they invited these coarse
taunts. this brazen bravado. For nearly
year Clark viii be able to boast that
he Is In some sense a senatorial repre-
sentative of his state: and for all time
he can claim that he forced the senate
to defer consideration OF what he r.
pleased to call his case"
Clark says that the senate committee
was eulldozed into reporting against
hm. He says that II was willing
10 listen 10 perJurers who dis
seminated vie falsehoods. He boasts
that his friends in the sem
ate" were able to defer consider
alton OF his bogus credentials, his ut
terly baseless and preposterous claim 10
seat. But II is the failure OF the SEN
ate itself to perform Its plain and press
Ing duty which puts him In a position
TO east shame upon It for months TO
come. And this reprieye was granted
TO him just after he had put upon II
an open insult that Is not matched even
by the violence OF his language when he
hnds himself once more among his pals
and feels the strength Of the golden
cord that binds him 20 them.
All this unhappy experience TO which
Montana is doomed might have been
spared Il the branding iron that Vas
upiifted above Caark's forehead had
been pressed down with a Arm hand.
No other treatment is effective with
| creatures Of his kind. There is nothing
on this earth. no depth TO which ma,
hood can descend or womanhooa may
fan that equals the eoundless deprayi,y
| 81 the man who has started 10 buy h,s
way into the senate OF the Initsd
! States lie becomes creature in.cn.
slhle 70 shame. The hurrahs u his maid
! elaauegs grow as sweet 10 his ear az
| the willing tribute Of honesty He
| herds With them IN a sweet association
that degraaes and depraves whatever O.
original good there was in him. He
ceases 20 revere liberty or 10 understand
IL. all things are labeled with price.
mark ana citizenship Is oriy barter.
Wherever such man appears n.
should he made a payiah. 1t matters
not what his personal qualities. what
his public or private record. He IS a
traitor to the republic He commits
the objectionable sin against It From
all other III self-soyernmaat may re-
cover, All other abuses Il may survive
ana sssSrSv. BU, ;hls u tAtAl and
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12
POLITICAL NOTES.

The party that regrets the settlement q
a labor strike - short on excuses for ox-
istencc.-P Port Townsend Leader.
Fairhaven. with a school election with
out issues or night. IL in6ed novelty.
what's the matter? Too busy What
com Reveiile.
Democrats are a queer lot % Popullst
cattle 4ae only trouble with tho Simon
pure Is that the Popullst Will not consort
with a Democrat-colfax Gazette.
Judge winsor says that the Peoples
party Is the Peoples party and will
continue SO to Re. and viii not 10 sid
into the Democratic party. Auburn Ar
gus
Say. wouldn't a Democratic president in
the act q turning the Philippines over 20
Aguinnldo. the adventurer. he pleasing
spectacle FOR tho American people TO con-
template - DoUlng Prospeetor.
The chap without reasons for nj. poll.
tlcal beliefs. but with money TO bet on
the election ~ those he has been led Ia
favor win shortly he in evidence on every
street eorner.-Aberdeen Herald.
The apparent certainty Of the Repubr.
can party winning the election this fan IL
bringing out many new candidates FOR DO
sitlons. and the Republican state conven-
ton Vii have plenty OF good timber 10
choose from-Chesaw Times
What MI Governor wants more than
anything else s TO hold down the prereot
Rogers chair FOR four years mere. and he
has already showed his willingness. 10
abandon his old friends. the POpuils,s IL
only Re can peTpetuats his hoSd on The
glbe-natorial Office His assistan: boss
the commissions OF fish. says Rozera
doesn't Ike the way Chairman MoLaugh.
lin framed hts call for the conference
that he ought to have had more seass than
TO allow these expressions about the gov
ernoE to oseep into a call for meetings O.
political leaders WHOM Gov. Rogers wants
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

The new Spanish loan has been over
subscribed in Spain. In spite OF pow
erty quite widespread throughout the
kingdom there is a good deal Of wealth
hidden away among the people. If 1t
were put to good uses and the Spani-
ards could be induced to develope the
natural resources OF their country in
stead OF trying to live on what they
could filch from colonies. Spain might
again become a rich and important ma
tiou
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12
FROM THE PEOPLE
SOME NAUTICAL TERMS.

Seattle. June ., 1900.
To the Editor VIII you please answer
the following and oblige a constant read
er. the same having arisen in the high
school?
square rugged and one schooner rugged. a
ship or a bark?
. Is vessel having four masts q
bark?
3. Is tho May Flint ship or a hark7
r. NJ. THOMAS.
l. A four-masted bark
2. Yes. provided that three masts are
square rugged and one schooner rugged.
A fnnr-r nasted bark.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

Its ieadsr-lackins in slncsrity - n N
dom, and ready to surrender any psiaclvls
or assault any material interest u ~
country. whenever such an act pronisss Il
another lease OF power. The Gold DMne-
Gratis are not going back. A. rule thsy
are men so constituted that they cAa't
train with the class Of people now In the
old party Yakima Republic.
1t will be an amusing sight on next
election day 10 see the Popuisn VINO
have said so many bitter things againes
the Democratic party walk up 10 the polls
and vote the Democratic ticket Ihs
name has heretofore been hard TOT ~
Pops to swallow. and for that reason ne
Democrats have allowed the ticket 70 ~
called the Peoples party" ticket; out
now the Pops VIII have to swallow nAms
and all-tfor tho Populist party has besn
swallowed body boots and brseches'-
Kalama Bulletin.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

That poor old journalistic noater. the
Portland Oregonian, has discovered that
the Alaska code is defective in that It
does not remedy past abuses committed
through mining locations by power OF
attorney. Almost anybody but Scott
would know that retroactive legislation
Is not within the province Of congress.
Any one familiar with the Alaska code
would know also that II recognizes the
law of the miners meeting. which has
power to deal and does deal vigorously
with all abuses. But the double misfor-
tune OF senility and Populism leaves
sad traces on the Oregonian 1t should
confine itself to articles on the "Struct-
ural Weakness Of Mckinley" And still
the president continues obdurate about
that Oregon patronage, and comfort
sits afar OF from the Oregonian ONCE.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

Nikola Tesla says there seems to be
no philosophical necessity for food. Per-
haps not, but a ten-hours' fast will
prove to everybody that lack of philo-
sophical necessity has nothing to do
with presence Of an appetite
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

The warmth of the receptions TO Ad-
miral Dewey ought to convince Senator
Petttgrew that when It comes to de-
Gliding whether the admiral or Aguin-
aldo has lied about Philippine matters.
the American people are ready to stand
by Dewey as against Aguinaldo and
Pettigrew.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

Gov. Taylor OF Kentucky Is said to
have declared that he will not be a
candidate for governor again. This ls
perhaps a sensible decision for a man
who under the present reign OF Goebel-
ism in Kentucky. would be obliged to
conduct his campaign either in Indiana
or in TAIL
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

The census returns OF New York show
that the growth OF the italian popula-
ton has been noticeably large, but it
is doubtful II this element has become
sufficiently powerful to be a cause for
worry on the part OF the nationality
which makes up the New York police
force
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

The Sioux Falls Populists talk about
''printing-ments." The Populistic or
biographical digestion must be serious
ly disordered or it would not swallow
such a word. A dose Of Century Die
tionary and soda minis would seem to
be indicated.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

frock coat. An international sartorial
scandal has Just been averted by the
explanation from London that the
boots were really blacker than they
were painted. They were altogether
black in fact. and it was only TO the
diseased imagination Of the artist that
they looked yellow.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12
Heeogaition of Alaska

NV IUfH I@TNF8- =.
Alaska s. no longer baekTooiE' Ens
highways 81 river and divide have p@fn
opened for increasing travel and trAss.
Civilization IS growing IN its borders ana
tho railroad and telegraph are not 20 far
or. II hA8 reached she point Were
rrakeshift law Is not nli-su.Iclent Ads.
quats code provision has been wen
earned And the territory'e hold upon
order will enable {; 70 glide into govern.
rnent ny civil code without friction ana
with gatiHfactlor 20 all settlers
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

II looks as II they would have to set
tie the st. Louis strike in the same way
II was settled in Cleveland. and If the
authorities had decided upon that
course at the beginning It would not
have been necessary to record the riot
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

Look out for Democratic declara-
lions that the United States has entered
into secret alliances with effete mon
arches of Europe to govern China
without the consent OF the governed.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

PhNhdell Eila TAnes
The naval var college is based upon ~
theory that the man 10 everything. HIS
rivalry with the craft that must carry Rim
So likely 10 improve both man and ship
The best sea power may be badly foushi.
while an inferior force With keener bfaIns
a. Its directing energy VIII win
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

The Democrats are trying to figure
out how their prospects have been
frightened by the election in Oregon,
but 1t is one of the toughest mathema-
teal problems they have encounter
ed for years.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

Both national parties will denounce
trusts, and those aimed at particularly
viii be the more gigantic combines the
majority Of whose directorate boards
are made up of Democrats.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

The collapse, which was expected 20
follow the fall of Pretoria, does not
seem to be as much OF a reality as was
predicted.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

The Philippine commission has not
been in Manila long. but 1t has beer
able to learn that II has big Job on
its hands.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

Mr.. Clark. OF Montana, who Is neither
seated nor unseated, ought to have a
fellow feeling for Mahomet's coffin.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

low plane by Spanish rule. they can be
educated up from It only by American
rule. II will require infinite patience
and long time. perhaps not less than
q generation. The important conclu-
sions to be drawn from this plain view
Of the situation are matters OF fact.
One is that the military power OF the
United States IL the only barrier be-
tween these people and utter anarchy.
Another is that many Of the worst dit-
fculties which we encounter have been
created. as all OF them have been in
tensified by a crusade waged in the
United States which is partly sentiment
tai. partly partisan and partly treason
able. Atkinson. Bryan and Pettigrew
will stand for the three types.
There IL not, and cannot be, either
doubt OF our duty or waverlng in its
performance. We cannot leave these
islands 70 become a mere ambush for
land pirates. We cannot turn over
their cities and such Of their people as
have been loyal TO US to ,ndiscriminate
pillsge and slaughter. They have no
local government, they never had even
the nucleus OF one, they are incapable
OF forming any. Every additional ray
OF information. such as is shed by the
capture OF the private papers OF Aguin-
aldo. only makes this more indisputable
We have a great work, a long one. Diff
ficult one before us In the Philippines
II 10, as II has always been, a work
for humanity. 1t will be done. Let
the faint-hearts and the false-hearts
be assured OF that. This country IL no.
of the sort that turns back after hav-
ing put Its hand TO the pillow. The only
question that remains Is how much
longer the indictments. the miserable
rabbie OF partisans and piebalds in this
country shall add fagot after fagot to
the connasration that they kindled and
have supplied with fuel at our cost.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

final. When once the electorate Is cor
rupted, foundations are washed away.
when once the honors OF a re-
public are made purchasable. Its doom
is written. Thenceforth It becomes a
thing too poor and hateful for any
mans love or fealty. IT is time for It
to die. so that from its grave the hon.
esty that lives eternal in the heart OF
man may raise a worthier successor. 1t
is intolerable that this man Clark. con-
demned offender against the honor OF
man and the life Of the nation. shosld
20 unwhipt Of Justice. Let every state
see TO II that his crime. to which many
others aspire, be made unsuccessful. its
only adequate and lasting punishment.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

Inside of ten days the next president
of the United states will be nominated.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12
A GUARANTEE.

The Post 1nteiligencer hereby
gaarantses its advertisers bona
nAe paid circulation, Daily, Weekly
and Sunday. double that OF any
other Newspaper published In the
state 81 Washington. Advertisins
contracts will be made subject 20
this wua - utee
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

The gentleman who happens to own
the Tacoma Ledger this week has a re-
markable interest in King county poll
tics 1t Is really too bad that Seattle
Republicans are not asking advice from
Tacoma about their affairs, nor are
they even listening to the gilded accents
OF those who put UP the money to keep
Tacoma newspapers going. But they
are eminentiy satisfied with themselves
and with the outlook. however it may
happen to strike people in Pierce
county. II the Ledger should happen
to change hands again before this issue
goes to press. we trust that the new
owners will not consider these remarks
personal 1t is not easy to deal serious
ly with the temporary opinions of a
newspaper whose chief function is to
supply sport for several estimable gen.
tlemen engaged In the game Of but
ton, button. who's got the button?"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

A picture at the Royal Academy this
year appeared TO represent the Prince
" Wales as wearing tan shoes with q
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12

The United States assay once made
pretty good record last year. bu;
there will be a large increase in the
amount q gold dust handled this sea-
son.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-06-12
ADJUSTMENTS TODAY.

SEATTLE THEATER-Dark.
THIRD AVENUE THEATER - "A
Spring Chicken"
SEATTLE, TUESDAY, JUNE n.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-01-12
MANAGEMENT OF BEES.
Large Honey Crop Depends Jpon
the strength. Not the humber.
ef COLONIES.

II we would have bees io t.. b..,
possible condition Co Obtain ..rr..
Weld OF honey we wo1a c..r......
operations as earl, rs ooss.D.e .....
honey CROP depsnds or.ncu,.. n.@.
the strength Of colonies. and .a, Mo-.
the number Of colonies. On4o.., .....
ony that is sfro.e .n number. a,-
every wav I'm Droner conf--ior yt
store more surnin. honey f.a,.. .f.....,
weak ones and The n-oner ,t,,o,....
is to get everyone A.. near ,s, '...r
strength and condition. AND ...oat ...
time needed. Localities diner =. .....
extent as TO Ill. ,ime .f .f.. ,,..........
honey harvest la. Just ~ ,tt.-..
Of the same is ae time ue e..fo..
colonies ready. U.uauv ,v. are.s.r...r
commencing as soon .e ite,.,.,...-....,'
permit.
The first tbino il to.,,.-,,r.. ......
colony as 10 condition co.t .--...
queens. and fhos. ami, c,, o.. ......
upon. II IS useless to sa,,a ,.,,....,.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-01-12

Fale-yolked eggs are neither 20 in.
wiling in appearance nor as nutrition.
in quality as rich red-colored ones
says an English exchange The prince.
PAL deficiency is 10 iron and pbos.
phorns. two elements Of primary .m.
porianee ia The ai.ment OF human be.
lngs Fowls obtain a very large per
ceniage Of these substances from fne
vegetable kingdom, and if the suppI,
OF green food is Withdrawn the vollt.
very soon assume a pale color The
deficiency can be supplied 10 urea.
extent "y putting some suipbate OF
IRON or sirup Of phosphaies IN The
lr,nN'ng water. but This Is not MAIN.
RAJ method. and 10 is much better TO-
supply green food ia plenty.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-01-12

noted for carrying a generous quantity
Of white meat not only upon The breast.
but also we'll back between the legs.
and this Is one OF the reasons for The
market popularity OF these two breeds
For private trade it is worth while 90
prepare IN an especially attractive
manner, aa in Fig 2. 10 convenient
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-01-12
THNN7 INNIVH ~ RIcIwoND.

..-i A.. daily.
l...l a. ~ -tADepi sundays and Mondays
'.' 10 t.- .jIit except sunday rom Vest
Point and intermediate stations.
Steamers leave Ae.f b. inf daifv excen,
SUNDAY o'N p. m, arriving Baltimore $50
i'ii"AINt morning. returning. leave Baltl-
more Nt a.0t b. in. daily except sunday ar.
Iifihs les, Point $3.50 and Richmond9aO
following mor1ins
steamers fal 800 Almonds Wharf and
'l'ice,Itr Point Tuesdays, Thursdays and
saturday. F., ft tIayuank and Yorktown Mon
ui. s' edne days and Fridays
C. ". " E0l fihl, Tray Pass. Agent
, .. tJ East Main street, Richmond. Va.
d ID ID. A.IUhK.
d, .i".'.t -taInser Cent Pass. agent,
70 =. 'At >oN, Third Nlce-pfe,ident and
Cell Manager,
WAsbltGrON, DC.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-01-12

shape for boiling or roasting Picb The
birds carefully, wipe OIL any discolora-
ton with moist cloth SINCE carefully
and remove any remaining pin fea,h-
ers' ane The bro is ready Tor cooking
Customers appreciate getting poultry
n jus' This shape. The feet can be leit
on, but when customers have conf
cence in the one furnishing them pour
try this Is NOT necessary Farm and
Home.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1900-01-12
7ARMviLLE q powHATANRRco.

Time T0DIo N o1,ct nov. /. ISa9.