The daily sentinel., 1900-07-28
SeDtiQel S1ortoakes.


Who found that hard work was pest.
So he traded his wheel
For an automobile,
And now he is taking q rest.
-Gazoot
1t was real kind in Jaran to allow us
to send the Oregon to her shores for re-
pairs and to Kure at that.
A recent dispatch statss that the Fra
zier River fsherman have all struck and
things look scaley for those interested.
Notwithstanding the fact that Uncle
Sam has 81 frog farms there are people
who still continue to croak about the
scarcity Of greenbacks-
The theory sbout getting up with the
lark may b all right but the old fash
ioned alarm clock will continue to have
a warm place in the hearts OF most of US.
The wedding is officially announced
Of one Bertha Getz to Adolph Wise, both
OF Ogden. 1t might be truthfully assert
ed that the prospective bride will know
more after she Gets Wise.
1t becomes q matter Of iute rest to the
many friends OF the two Charles who
manipulate the San Miguel Examiner a.
to how they will get on jerking
along together in the same harness.
An Ohio farm journal says: There
are few things that are more detri-
mental to the health Of your pigs than a
wet bed 1t might also be truthfully
asserted that tho same rule applies to
kids.
The editor OF the Kopiville Excure
boldly asserts over his own signature that
poverty makes one stupid" The gen.
eral impression 10 however that il he re-
fers to himself he has got the cart be-
fore the horse.
Back in Chicago the other day eel
luloid collar factory exploded. killing two
people, but it remained for Grand juno
tion man to produce linen collar that
bursted while it WAS doing service
around his neck.
MODERN IAMB,
He was an unknown colonel,
Somewhere in the sunny south;
But he discovered new drink
Now his name is In every mouth.
-Gazoot.
The dispatches toll OF New York man
who was suspended from the 9Th ave.
church for one year" but fails to explain
how he could have hung there 30 long
without being discovered or whether it
was case Of suicide or murder.
An Ohio paper reports tho birth of .
healthy baby boy to the wife OF one Mr.
Jos Inch, being the 11th child. This be-
gins to look like foot of kids and gives
the aggressive couple good start toward
the requirement Of yard Of little
Inches.
The gossipers have started . story
around town to the effect that certain
heretofore highly respected member Of
the Elks is going around this hot wealth.
er without any underwear on whatever.
1t way feel good but the matter Of etti-
qustts should not be entirely disregard
ed.
A Detroit business man says that die
tating to stenoprapher has ruined his
spelling. He cannot write an ordinary
letter now, he says, without making
gross errors in orthography. Perhaps il
he would marry her and bs dictated to
for while his orthopraphy would come
back.
She says the people here are dull,
And fancy this is so,
Since all of them have cut her
Surely she ought to know.
-Gazoot;
One of the Peach Day committee
claims to have had dream the other
night in which he went to heaven, was
at once placed on . Peach Day commit
too there and every body including oven
the angels was patting him ON the back
calling him h. ofa good fellow and
complimenting him on the noble work
he was doing
1t il scientifically asserted that good
way to test the quality Of wool il to
drop piece Of red-h charcoal on it