The Somerset reporter., 1900-04-12

Condition, Not Theory, Politicus: 1.-THE
question is, What shall we do with our new
possessons?" Younghub: EN- tell you what
do with mine; walk the floor nights with
Half the ills that man is heir TO come from
indigestion. Burdock Blood itters strengthens
and tones the stomach; makes indigestion i'm
possible.
cumso: zone thing may be said in favor of
the English generals in South Africa" Cawk.
begun to write for the magazines"
Accidents come with distressing frequency on
the farm. Cuts. bruises, stings, sprains. DIR.
Thomas Electric Oil relieves the pain instant
ly. Never safe without it.
"Tbis the seventh time you've been before
me-" said tie mas istrate. YES" replied the
culprit. Its strange how some men hold on
to { flee"
Little colds" Thousands Of lives sacrificed
every year. d.. Woods Norway Pine Syrup
cures little coles. cures big Odds. too down to
the very verge ef consumption
What is his attitude on the Porto Rico
question:" said the curious man. "An *
pectai pose. wit h both hands in his pockets,
answered the artistic friend
Itching piles? Never mind if ply scians have
failed to cure you. Try Doan's Ointment. No
failure there. 30 cents at any drug store.
"Iuh k my landlord must be a chessplayer
said Dinwiddie to Van Brasm. ~ hat max es
you think that?" "He told me it was my
move
Beauty Is Blood Deep.
Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without il. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all I'M
purites from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that siclily bilious complexion by taking
4 q poto 90
gsts, satisfaction guaranteed, l0c, Csc, Doc.
Women in politics. H.: You seem to
sympathize with the President" She: I'm
deco. do: he can't please anybody. IL were
In his place IL 80 to b, d and stay unit the
country ELF cted another one
Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
Joe. 25c. II C. G. c. fail. druggists refund money,
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic 10c or 80
II C. C. G. fail to cure, druggists refund money.
Novel st: "Those COMPOUNDED critics slated
nv new novel most numerically friend:
Well. you have your revenge. They had to
read the book
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your life Away.
ITO quit tobacco els ly and forever be mag
netic, full OF 1ife nerve and vigor, take No-To-
BAG, the wonder WORKER, that makes weak men
strong All druggi lists, SOC or 81. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
Bacon: ''Nen are alwaye looking for an ex-
allied lineage" Fgberi: "Un1ess they are
travelling on the railroad; then they are after
q lower berth"
For Over Fif>y Years.
NRs. WIssLnw s SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions Of moth
ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success, 1t sot tbes he child. self ems
the gums. allays all pain, cures wind collie and
is he best remedy for Dia rhoea. II will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
sold by Dru ggists in every part OF the world
Twenty five cents bottle. Be sure and ask
for Mrs. Windows Soothing syrup" and
take no other kind ly3S