Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1900-01-26
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Observation-Disclosures. 49,.

Ir,.. -" sumo pes,.
Like. paw sed when W. ~
around waitin' fer It To 81, va
:" bed mite before last. "e ~
WHARF 'hay don't no wba, o, s't
calls fer" ' 'he q
What job is Thatm r.
h ,,!.,,. a Emperor says nav ~
at Willie over Thar. n pa y
Say that Boy works or. uu
along without extry nav "as
slt henny soterday af,ernaa a
Their" Vls
Why nav Told him, " y.
ana ltiea1'> ana Emperors s,aa'.
TO "a" I r'n n.l but sine state pa,-
never red and ride around n /
To ~ happytlte fer DI;,n.-a
hat shows done wise no,
Ter a Diulomaiick career A.,
fi"d YOU, paw says. aYous
nice wife of a fotren co,n.n
your l-horahey 0; sicA airarss
Oh y"'i; Sn"s"n MAJ H.;
,,'N,,li''lli'' tho, and was Sent
Hdriih to see III" Emperor n
20 .ie l'a'l''s and ring the Bell =,
~ Soon a Surycnt would co,n,
say:
Good mormon. Is tho rm,..
No.. the Survont would s,r
Went out alreddy.'
WHARF is Hc;' I'd asst
~ fergii whether Hes oDa,,.
nal or Unvailin Statute Of nj.
fawt'ier this mornlu' tbs
would answer.
Then III go in aud set Al,
Waite. and purity soon tho !,
would come hurryin in, dress,
kernel of the Yoolans. After n
shake hands he would say:
You must excuse Inc for a i.
utes. ! Got to present medd
fcller what Belongs 10 FriprdI'
er. Hes waitin ont in the Han
$50 he goes into the Bed M,
purity soon he comes out in tk
form of i Drum major in tie \
army, and Goes ana pins the ma
to the man Frum the friend,
and then Comes back, and |
tell Him what want, and he
his watch and Hollers:
Holy smoke! Here It isa
past 10 alreddy. must 60 and
corner stone of Il Chewin Gun
try. Here's the Family album
pictures of me what you kin
till git Back
Then He Dresses Himself
Judge Of the Soup pream court
out SO he won't miss the M
When he comes Back he only
time to Dress up as admiral
TO winch new tug Bote. n
Time to git his pickture taxa
styles, and That takes Him
minlts, so when He GIFTS thru Hi
Il speach to the assembuld mu
sayin:
!" My deer CHILDREN, thares d
thing you got to Do to Be The 4
peepul on erth. That's pay YOU
and Remember That Thare's
Reel Thing worth while In this
and I'm it. Always Remembei
That gives the word when the
Blows and You'll lie happy,
has graft army, want 10
she in Parus next year
"Thcn thay holler Hook, HOi
times and the Hired Curl "!
ner's rcddy."
Well" says nav, "you nd
Him what you want while Her
NO." paw told Her, that's
the Bizziest times of the Day
While the meel is goin OIL be
pose fer a Bust of Himself aM
tate the musick of IN opry .
tipe riters. When he's thru
puts on the youniform OF 10
the Coldstreem CARDS and goes
wins a yot race frum the p
walls and Takes Furst prize lni
EN- match. On his way hone
walls three monuments Of iis
fawther and sends friendly n'
to the Forren potentalts.
We'll, I jist git started 10
what l Dropt around fef "
dock strikes 3, and he jumps y
Gone. Purity soon he comes y.
closet in the youniform Of )
pashaw and says:
Excuse me. I got to me
70 the sultan congratulated Nv
Him and his sixty thurd wis
Little boy After that's done
oack and Dresses himself liNs
and goes out and =
Record fer KILN Stays. It's
% Git purity Late then, ana v,
,pen anuther canal, so poa'
wait emmy Longer, and waiI
putin on a new youniform
# Thare. and he telefones me
nornin tellin How glad be Nv
md this Country is on Si'1
'elations."
Paw" nav says.
what" says paw.
I'm glad you aln't no hnp'
"Why?"
"Becos If you had to pres
lress that Fast you'd Have ~
ore off inside of two Days ..