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ence for the purpose Of deciding upon
an anti trust policy and permanently
organ gin sD anti trust movement.
Pursuant to this direction the said
committee does hereby make the fol-
10 vinR Geclareti N and cal: I
We believe the criminal conspiracies
in restraint of trade eommonly kno Rn
as trusts which go ala mInRly Charac
rer,ze the press ut times, are a menace
to liberty, They clOee the doors of
Ou,. inees opportunity to ell but the rich
and powerful. They impoverIsh the
Oro1ucer anu cepsUm r They degrade
LABOR. They have seiz d upon the
avenues of transportation and poisoned
the fountains IF p bic information
they deoauch the elective franchise.
Cnry are puOIIc enemies. Unless they
are oveFtbrOWn there viii be es'ab
IIehed IN free America a mo: id OH
xarchy on the one hand and q serfoOn
IT the masses OF the people on b
other. Cney must be destroy ed or free
government ls lost. The only power
'apab g IF c'moaGClDg the tyranny OF
,hsse gIgsnJIc caDi slIs CIc m DpOlles Is
che aroused and organ z d n"s's of e. e
O-opIe Co whom the RuveT nment snO
Gne country rigaCfuIlV belong and II
Nhnm ali right 1, heres.
o. r. pubic was b. RI Of the love &
l.O- rev which in 1776 implied th'
aChe's Re bel agnI' g. the Cy ranDy o
me EoRlI-h and the sDt era
privileges of the B I6lsh a~rlstocrRcy
and wh en- inspired mem 60 pledge {.
the cause of human freedom theI
ives, their for unes and their sacre,
honor.
The same love Of liberty destroyed
he aFistocretic institution of slaVeT,
: power once fOrtIfi d in the ctur
md entreLc hed IN h Co. stiturIon
Cnst same epIriC nos will suffice {
.verthro - the n y slavery and ty rann,
II the tTuets
10 order TO restore the equal right
1t the people and deliver them from
ne criminal despolllAtlon of thes.
nonoOOlIsGIc cJm Olnations, it is i'm
JeTatIve that be SPECIAL privilege
which created and foster them be up
-oorea and forever destroyed
This herculenn tssK can only be &C
s'mplshed by the o. gani1auon OF the
/ ,vers of freedom In eve ry part Of TIT
'epuOlio and thr ugh the persistent
.nd determIned IF ,rts OF q unite:
people.
To this end a Nati"nal Anti T. us
Confer. nee Ia hereby called TO lee II
ne city Of Chicago on b bIrChdsv ~
Abraham Lincoln. February ~ 1900
Patrio &c cItIE ms from all SAFES al d
rerrUorIes duly acc'edILed and in fui
ympathy with the objects above
FAMED. and Representa- 1veS of knrwT
,nti truss ryan z .rInns. ara invited T.
neet togethtr 10 said conference.
A~opI'cations for admission TO SAID
conferences should b. made to the Sec
erary, Unity Building, Chicago, at an
-4rly d4se. 20 c-eden,ials of delegate,
must be cnnutersIRned by the 1 hair
nan of tnP Elk curve Committee
M. l. LIZ CKwOOD Cbm'n,
p, UEy tUaUin
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TIE RI NJ DY
WV A BARBREY
Sampson Co. N.

Oorrespondsnce OF the Progressive Farmer.
1 am more than pleased with the
efforts being put forth for organ iEation
and co operation by the cotton and to
becco growers. LIDO hope they will
20 on and aod resolutions, as future
conditions may demand, and be emI
nently successful.
l hope they will be so succ Rs'ul, that
all farmers, M matter what their
products my be, ill lesrn the lesson
that corporations, trusC companies and
m~iuIOnsire+ 81 9 res cnInK Us every day
that CO opera ion 10 tne way TO com
pete with our enemies, and get fair
prizes
Single handed we certainly will be
beaten, but by CO operation We can defy
the world
For ears I have been r ying to aDd
OUT Why We farmers, mechanics and
laborers have not CO operated and bet
tered our conduit q. l am compelled
to say that Sc 1shness lR the prime
cause. Many seem TO fear hat their
~neIghb~rs would make q nickIe more
than they. True We listen to artisan
politics too much. Let us turn a new
Leaf, and learn TO love our neIghbor a.
We do ourselves"
ItIcan induce any of my neiKhb0rs
to SUBJ crIoe, [ vii feel douoly paid. l
know The Progressive Farmer Is the
best paper printed IN North Carolina,
and do rot thInK I YOU d be much
wrong If 1 would say, the very best
family paper printed any here.
Ihave a hard section TO canvass in,
but Wiikdo my best.
A n, HUNTER
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4 Proclaim ,ti0n b. the Governor.
$4,000 REWARD.
STATE OF NORTH OAROL'NA.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT

WBEREsS Off e,ai Information has
neen received al his DEPARTMENT
that SINE pe'sOn 70 Eht lex, cUrIvp I'm
known nrRr Weldon in N0rthar p on
c0un y, North C8ruIna. on the 18Th
met d khI end murder one Law
rercN ] ceSn
AND WHEREAS, it srDaara thar said
unknown person has fed The 8 ate. or
so conceals himself that tie ordi.
nary process Of Law cannot be served
upon Inn:
NOW, THEREFORE. 1. Darrell I.
Russell. o4-%o~ S-os~-e4 NJ Nth
Carolina, by virtue OF authority in
mo ves'ed by Law do iet ue tbs nv
PRO LAMATtON Gferins q reward
nj 200 HUNDRED Dollars for ne sp-
o"oheUsI0p a. d do'IvorN 81 the peid
murderer to the Sheriff If N~ortnamp-
e. q County at the Court b us dO1r in
Jackson. and do err IN Hil fl 'Prs of
me 4 ate and g1Od cl:lEns a stst in
bringing SAID criminal Is q ic~
D me at orr " Raj.
e:Rn. the 23~d day nf De
"ou,bnF, in the veAr O our
Lp~d one th, u4~uh eight
T3E4L7 hundred and nIna'y nine,
and in tire n hundred and
t@entY fourth VssF our
American lid p no ca,
DANIEL L RUSSELL.
BE- the Govornor:
RAYI Us CADE
Private 3 Crnfarv.
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ROCKINGaAM

The r ckingham County Alllianc.
will meet WITH Salem Sub. on S4 u
'ay before the third undey in Janu
,ry, 1870 We hope for a good NEE,
ng. J. o. LAhLEY. Secretary,
r pCkIrg am Go. Alliance.
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ROBSON.

The Alliance is booming in Robson
Black 8 wamp Sub. has been re organ
and others are expect d to report
by the co 1nty meeting. which viii be
held with Center Alliance (about seven
miles below LumberGoD) m the second
Thursday in January, 1900.
Yours truly,
e G. JOHNSON.
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COLUMBUS.

I write 60 say that our next county
meeting will be hell at Whiteville, tht
county seal of Columbus county ~
the second Thursday in January. 1900
A full delegation from all Subs. J.
expected and friends are invited
Yours fr4teFnalIy.
JNO r BALDWIN.
Soy Treas 9 a. T A.
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JACKSON.

Our next regular county meetirG
viii be h, Id with L0ve'k Chapel SUI
IN second Thursday in January, 1910
{ hope each Sub. will come up With t
much larger number OF names than VT
nad at our last county meeting.
FraCerr ally,
r. M FIR ZELL, Sec'y.
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HEDn.

Hyde County Farmers Alliance viii
meet With Juniper Bay Surveillance
No. 1421 on the third Thursday in
j .Duary 1900 Hoping to be we'll rep.
resented by delegates from every Sab
ALMA cs 10 u county,
Yours fEatern8lly,
JOSEPH lodges 90. Sec'Y.
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ORANGE COUNTY ALLIANCE

correspondence of The Progressive Farmer.
Orange County Ahlan ~n meet
at Headquarters, H. ar HIlshoro, or
the secon Thursday IN ] January.
Every Sub Alliance in the County ie
r. quested to send a good deleg alton
V .sItIDg brethren welcomN
GEO r. CRUTCRFIFLO Ssc'v.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1900-01-02

about the Alliance and Why the farm.
ers should lin. Come one. come all,
and. hear Bro Cahoon and you will go
home well pleased.
] rARKENToN Sec'y,
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1900-01-02
WASHINGTON

Washington County Alliance vii
meet with Evening S'ar 8nb AllIanc, =.
Tnurpday, January Heb, 1900
We expect to have Bro. W. J.
Cahoon with us on that day If he
health will permit, to give us q lecture
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MEETINGS
ca

The regular quarterly meeting O
'ur County Alliance will be held q
PlTCsborO, Jan 18th
W. T NOFFITT. Pres't,
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CT EV6LANO q.

DIR County Alliance will meet witt
3 mnDg Springs Sub on the eecoDC
thursday in January.
IU 70 hoped that a good delegation
vii b. present.
A P FALLS, Sec'y.
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srEra or Ono, cfrx OF ronEpo.l

szATn or I oasS' S SEFE OF TOLEDO 50.
FRANK J. CaENEY makes oath that he Is the
senior partner of tho firm of F. J. CHENEY&Co..
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid, and hat said firm will paw
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case Of Catarrh thai cannot be
cured by the use Of Halls CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence this 9th day Of December. AID. 1886.
isBAL. A, W.
~ Notary Public.
HALLS Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F.. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
~ 9HId ~ DRUGGISTS, T5c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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Your paper has always been good
and we'll worth the m lney, but 10 has
improved much lately. l would not
be without /. for many times the cost.
o @. FAGAN
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ON TO CUBA

Send postal card ~i'h address ard
learn all abou' joining a colony # 5 OoO
Americans who are going to buy =. d
settle in Cuba Ad@~~sR:
SAMUEL AR Her,
MICA N q.
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Don't let my pap-r stop 1 exOec'
to take The Progress i've Farmer aslonR
as I 1--we, aad ~antm my cni,dren to take
it after my dsaIh.
M B WnKINsoN.
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I think The Progressive Farmar he
best ell round PAGER [ ever saw, and |
expect TO be q subscrib r tn II for life.
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The EdiJolsare aot responsible for the views
Of Corresponding.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
Franc. Outside Of Paris.

To get q correct idea OF the French
nation one must abandon Paris and get
out among the people of the provinces.
Paris is sinkhole of rottenness. but the
people who dwell outside that modern
Gomorrah are sound and upright and
patriotic, living wholesome and useful
lives. When you get out in the rural
districts, a charming sight is presented
Of beautifully cultivated farms, each
farm being as trim and neat as flower
garden. There is not foot OF waste
land to be seen. The first thing that
strikes stranger is the profssion Of
fruit Nowhere can be seen more lus-
cious pears, peaches and grapes
Waship gton Post.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
A City Built of Lead.

The name "Leadville, Col.," does not
imply that the dwellings and paving are
made of lead, but there is a city in
Africa where that mineral is used sue
cessfully for building purposes. Byra
is the town of this rather extensive
town, which has over 300 buildings built
Of pure lead. Three very fine public
buildings, with beautiful ornamental
tions, have been constructed from pure
lead. Besides durability the cheapness
of the mineral is great consideration.
Thus the construction of any. Of these
very elaborate buildings neveE exceeds
the cost of $s0,O0O.-N. Y.sHerald.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS

Nistress-"Have you washed the
hsh?" Bridget-"Shure, mum, an
what's tn use? Isn't it right out av
tn water, mum ohio State Journal.
Teacher--"What happens when u
mans temperature goes down as far as
it can co., Smart Scholastic has
cold feet, ma'am."-Christian Register.
Say, l never heard two men hold
such exactly opposite views on the same
point. Who are they?" Professional
medical experts" - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Singleton-"Do you agree with the
doctors who consider kissing danger
ous?" Benedict-"Oh, yes" Singleton
what dread effect do you think Is
likely to arise from it?' BENEDICT
Marriage" -Pearson's
Harduppe-"You advertise that you
buy books What'll you give me for
this one?" Dealer-"We don't want
anything less than whole library
Harduppe-"Well, this is my whole Ii
DTdTy. II HiloucIpLin leSs.
Professor-"Mr Drone. Lam aston
ished that you cannot remember any of
the quotations called for in to-day s
lesson. Can you recollect any quotation
of any kind?" Student-"Yes, sir.
Amy fool can ask questions Boston
Transcript.
Seeker--"That's quite fine horse
you've been buying. What have you
named him?" Sageman-"Great Bar
gain" Seeker-"Ah! Great Bargain,
Ell? Then it was another of your shrewd
@insestmerts?" SagemaR-"Oh, that
had nothing to do with the name. l
call him Great Bargain because my wife
can drive him."-Boston Courier.
This conversation took place at the
public library: Can you tell me where
the genealogical room is?" asked the
pleasant-faced old woman of the polite
colored attendant. Genealogical room.
ma'am? Vas, ma'am. The GIN raj room
is up one fight, mann, and the logical
room is up two flights, ma'am. Vas.
ma'am. Journal.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
No ReEreta

marry you'll" exclaimed the imperi-
GUS beauty, her lip curling in scorn. Il
wouldn't marry you if my face was pits
ted all over with smallpox both my
eyes were crossed. and youe were the
only man on EARTH"
"Well, it doesn't make much differ-
ence." answered the young man, taking
a glittering bauble from his vest
pocket and inspecting it with one eye
shut. II bought this 500 diamond ring
with the privilege of returning it if it
didn't suit. Chicago Tribune.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
SOUTH AFR1cA,s PLAQUES
AZ DuluwayO Boots Dsvoured b.
Ants-RAvages Of the
RanAsFpest.

South Africa imports hides, wool and
nohair, and the ranchmen would revel
in riches were it not for the various
pests that decimate his focks and
herdA The most deadly one is the
rinderpest, cattle plaugle which in the
last ten years has been slowly creeping
from Central Africa southwark, leaving
q wake of whitened bones. In travelling
through Natal saw 50 oxen lying dead
about a spring where they had tum-
bled one over the other, SO suddenly
had the disease attacked them. 1t was
almost impossible then to get an I'M
tnged piece of steak at restaurant,
though the proprietor resented any
such charge, and plethoric German
traveller who called in loud tone for
roast rinderpest" in the railroad cafe
at De Aar Junction, Cape Colony, had
to bespicked up infragnents. DR.. Koch
and other ieminentfspecialists tried in
vain to stop this plague. The country is
now recovering from it slowly.
Another pest is the tsetse fly, an in
sect resembling our common house fly,
but three times a. large. Its bite will
kill q horse, COW or any ether domestic
animal in about ten days, but. strange
to say, does not affect . wild animal
or = human being. A less dangerous
but more Troublesome pest il the white
ant, which il about one-quarter OF an
inch long and ubiquitous in many parts
Of the country. They rive under the
ground, and can snIy b routed by Kill
Ing the queens which ssnst times rescAes
7he: sixe Of one inch h leAgtAsF This r..
sect il particularly harassing in Rho
slssia,ssAt Bulnvayo my travelling COM
penion Inadvertently Left HE boots On
IT, AeeF after turning II at Aaat: ssd
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
His Work U..atisfactory.

did you ever get the money d Auber
owed you?"
mo. He wanted to square accounts
by painting my house inside and out"
well, that would have evened things
up. Why didn't you;let him."
II was going to until saw one of his
pictures. "-Philadeiphia Press.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
ones Eno.xh.

Bilkins-So you didn't go to the mas
querade ball?
Wilkins-No; l made fool of myself
there last season, and didn't care to
risk it again.
BiIkius-Eh? Didn't drink too much,
did you?
Wilkins--No. But when the masks
were removed ] discovered that I'd
wasted whole evening and $50 spoon
ing with my wife.-N. Y. Weekly.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
Tnr DAILY CAAEM
Mianirht Philosophy.

Mrs. Squills-Quick! Quick! Wake
up! believe there are burglars down
stairs. Go down and see.
Mr.. Squills (sleepily) = Nonsense!
Nothing but cat.
Mrs. Shark! There! I know
there are burglars downstairs.
Mr.. s. Enormously -Well-er-if you
know they are there it's no use going
down to find out.-N. Y. Weekly.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15

he arose next morning to find the up
pers carefully separated from the soles.
Lucky you didn't leave your clothes
on the floor" was the hotel keepers
only consolation. These ants will eat
through anything but metal. and for
that reason much of the building is
done with corrugated iron. The ant hill
is one of the conspicuous landmarks in
travelling over South Africa-Ainsleet.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
rrish,ful Alternative.

George is a nice fellow" unused
Arabella. "and looks splendid in his
lieutenant's uniform, in spite Of the
fact that he lost one of his arms in
Cuba. And Harry is nice fellow.
toe, although he is an agent of one
Of those hated trusts. 1t is hard
thing to be compelled to choose be-
tween a one-armed man and an octo-
s!"-Chicago Tribune.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
Then She wanted 1t, Too.

Then She WnnteS II, Too.
Mrs. WILDLY husband told me if
l didn't like this brooch, you'd ex-
change it for me.
Jeweler-Certainly, madam. I'll be
only too glad, as four different ladies'
of your set wanted it.-Jewelers'
Weekly.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
wanted one That Would.

Irate Female--See here; do you mean
to tell me that have such an ugly
nose as that?
Photographer = But my apparatus
cannot lie, madam.
Irate .Female-Then, for goodness
sake, 60 and get one that can.--Ohio
State Journal.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
Plenty of Lions At CAfeage.

There is a man in Connecticut whe is
building an ark and preaching that the
world is soon to be visited by another
flood. When he gets ready to purchase
his supply Of lions. says the Chicago
Times-Herald, he Will and the stock at
the Lincoln park zoo both elegant and
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
Averting Trouble.

Maid (breathlessly)-Oh, miss, both
the gents you is engaged tobias called,
and they're in the parlor, iRnd some
how or other they've found it out,
and. oh. miss, I'm 'fraid there'll be
trouble.
Miss Flirtie-Horrors! lOh, dear!
What shan I do?
Maid latter reflection)-I'll fix it.
I'll run an tell 'em you're cryin' VI
eyes out :canse y'r Mther has lost al
has money! X Hsekly.
J .-y.sts the R$verse. : :
And he Is feeling sore:
H tried hard TO be EngltaA.
n s.x4G oAlysiAsA1Boer.
IN. 7. World.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
Boulder Milling
land. I
CO..
HaAufaetarsrs d
The following brands Of Hig)
Grade Pxtent Flour.
Lily: j White !
Little Dake, and ]
Pride of Boulder
HT.
Wholesale and Retail dealers mall
kinda Of Feed and hay.
A. T. HENRY, ngr.
POSITIONS sEcUREpl

We aA thoee who want GOVERNMENT
PoeIrIoNs. 5000 places under CIVIL SIR
vIcR RULRe. 5000 yearly appointments. Pre-
pares by mail for all Government e1aminationA
fees cash or instalments. A thorough and
scientific course In all departments. Requires
spare time only. Salaries twice - mach a.
private firms for the same kind Of work. The
hours Of labor are short. duties light, positions
for life. Take our course Of study and We
guarantee that you will pass the Civil Service
Exaninationa Write, inelssing stamp, tsr or
c.t.,o~ue de.cYihi.r eourse to ses
BUREAU OF CIVIL SERVICE UlBfAUC3I0H
VasliBgts1, D. @.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
where the Trouble Lies.

when a woman will she WILL" said
the fair maiden decisively.
"Of course" admitted the idisconso-
late young man, ''but the trouble is
YOU can't tell by what she says when
she will and when she won't."-Chi-
cago Post.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
Invention Wanted.

There Ia a chance for some genius
To spend his days in clover
BY inveh,ins cloth for ovsrcoAtS
That will fade alike all over.
Chicago Daily News.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
HYST'EBia

= yass,y . HeevoD AAaes1sS - n ~
synDss0 efs q HaRv00 ss1giA. 1yssesA
ean - Doxfoetay ~ DoenAaeDt1y O0lo1
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15

Knocked Out in One Round.
Jack-You never told me Miss Fair.
girl was an athlete.
Nelly--Well, is she?
Jack--Yes, she has thrown me ovor.-
Tit.Bits.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
would ward on W.t.,

The Physician--You have coat on
your tongue.
The Colonel-I sincerely hope it il
tosh.-Indianapolis journal.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
why He was Put to Red.

Tommy-Pa, was time invented in
Ireland?
His Father-No, my son. But why !?
Tommy-Then why did they name it
O'Clock ?-Jewelers' Weekly.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15
An Important Di.tinctIon.

II lost my purse this afternoon"
Gracious, Julia, were you going
shopping or coming back ?"-Chicago
Record.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-15

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Did Him Good.

. Doctor7Ah. Ithe little one looks
pretty ewell; The pills seem to have
helped him. How did you take them.
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Fatal / Drawbacks.

you say you won't marry me be-
cause am bald and because | make
puns?"
sYes; if you were bald landaqidp't
make puns or II yos n,da punt and
were not bald it would be different;
but the fact that you are bald and
sill make puns eonviasSs- me that vau
are too Old to reform
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In the Wrong Places.

It's problem to m very pulling
I'm wondering IL lyonc knows
Why for happiness ere ever searching
In the spots where unhappiness grows.
Judge
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Her MlAtake.

'They say she married for money"
"That's where they're wrong. She
thought she married for money, but
she was mistaken"
''Then what did she marry for?"
"She hasn't found ont yet. Chicago
Post.
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5ohnny@With my air4ritie; l ahot
sparrows with them, doctor.-N. Y.
World.
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NorE.-You cannot if you value good health.
afford to use cheap. low-grade alum baking
powders. They are apt to spoil the food
they do endanger the health. All physicians
will tell you that alum in food is dele,erious
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Grandmother-But, child, be reason
able, and don't marry that shiftless
young fellow.
The Modern Girl-Later on, grand
ma. The first time marry for love
oniy.-Jugend.