The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-11-04

". J. Bryan Is Sthiu
,,o,,nq man" and yet he denounced an
veast-powder trust the other Gay.
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-onai,.sd an Irish hint to with
draw.
Some peoples idea Of prosperity Is Tree
lunch. a glass OF beer, and plenty Oh LILLE
to loaf.
Tho furry in the money market as re-
norted bv the Stock Exchange N ->c"
Vol. was not caused by any sensational
odds on the free silver candidate.
The arrest Of the two pastors coits' G
r,r,on and all. at Winchester. Tor ensas-
ins in a little pious war over the posses
sio,, If house of worship. will propaoly
ras,,1t in a protest from the deaconS Oh
tbe Ground of mixing church and state
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Mr. Rryan's u speeches in Chicago mace
M rafarence to wheat, and hence were
not a bakers dozen.
Rabbi Calisch's statement that 'patrlo1-
ism and machine politics are as "lde
apart as the poles" Is erninenty true
and yet they both meet at the poiis.
The Boer reviva, seems to be about as
,ive1v as those we have seen at some
rural camp-meetings.
After this rain James RIVER water might
be served up in cakes.
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Some of the spellbinders declare that
Teddy was asleep at the battle Of san
man. If this be true, he must have been
a. remarkable uphill somnambulist sprin-
ter.
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II is explained that the ground gained
among the farmers by each side was
voluntarily surrendered to get rid of the
taxes.
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Between the dnner-pail argument the
canteen argument. and the, egg argument
there should, at least, be feast OF
reason.
BRYAN and Roosevelt seem to be claim
ing votes according to tho number OF
cross-ties they've covered.
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Count Castellane enjoyed all the sweets
of his wife's millions and now the Goulds
have to come up with lump sum
- cure the evil effects of this Epicurean's
appetite.
DR.. Calisch's statement that 1T was
never intended for party regularity to be
put above public welfare" is a, profound
truth that ought to appeal to the patriot
ism Of every true American
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Some of the candidates are already
staggering" under the weight of the cam
paigns
Tnllsing about the "fuN dinner-pail'
what the matter with the army can
teen?
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Those disconsolate fellows who are pre-
pairing to insist that their candidate made
good fight under the circumstances may
be reminded that the word "circlrn-
curastances'' simply means that the people
wanted the other fellow for President.
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We wish it distinctly understood that
we shnll not "root' FOR any candidate
who proposes to annex the Desert Of
Sahara.
Wales dismissal Of Tod may reduce the
temperature Of the Jockeys social aspira-
tons.
1t IS not known whether the romance Of
Anna Gould's life would stand a second
edition
Sir Thomas Upton may not have wished
to squeeze ANYBODY" but the pig squealed
to the tune of s350,coo just the same
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In the race for President the candidates
are now leg and leg"
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After declaring an annual dividend of
100 per cent. and announcing a surplus
for the year Of nearly 100000. the stock
holders of the First National Bank OF
New York ought not 70 censure Alyord
for doing lite footing himself.
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Some OF the spelrhinders who have been
r a " CTD