Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-28
Ye wouldn't understand it. 'Tis for tho
eddycated classes.

Ye wouldn't understand it. IT'S for the
eddycated classes.
How they're liver goin' to get men to
tight afther this I cudden't tell We. Twas
PAD enough In tn OIL days, whin all that
happened to a sojer was bein' pinithrated
be a large one-round COB iv solder. or
stuck up on tn end iv a baynit be a
careless inimy. But nowadays t%hey.have
TN bullet that whin it enthers We TURNS
ar-round like tn screw iv a propeller. an
another wan hat We might say goes i'm
be a keyhOle an comes out through n.
lndow an another tina has a time
1use in it, an it doesn't come out at
all, but stays in We, an mebbe twinty
years afther, Whin we've f'rgOt al about
1t an ar-re settin' at home with ye'er
family, bang! away it goes. an We with
1T, carryin' away half iv tn roof.
Thin they have guns as long as firm
here to tn rollin' mills that fires shells
as big as a thrunk. TIL shells ar-re load
ed like a doctors bag an lave all kinds
aV Things in thin thai wont do a bit av
good to a man or beast. If a sojer has
a weak back there's simething in tn
smell that removes a weak back; if his
head throubles him, he can lose it: if
tn odher of vilets is distasteful to him
tn shell smothers him in vilet powdher.
Ihey nave guns that amy boy or girl
VINO knows tn typewriter can wurruk,
an they have other guns on tn music
box plan. that We wind up an go away
an lave an they n amy wan that
comes along.
They AVE guns that bounces up out
av a hole i'll tn g%roun'. fires a miilyon
shells a minyit an dhrops back FIR an
other load. They have guns that fire
d~ynnymite an guns that fire tn hate
full, sickly greensyddite that makes tn
inimy look like fiat money, an guns that
fire canned beef FIR the ininy an dis
tamnaI nnN.1hp1- f.. tn i1i,,,y-'S bprcac
An they have some guns that shoot
straight
We'll, thin," Mr.. Mennessy grumbled,
its a Wundher to me that with all thin
things they amt more people kilt. Sure,
Gin'ral Grant lost more men in wan day
thin tn British have lost in -four months,
an all he had to keen tab on was oil
fashioned bullets an big, bouncin' iron
LallS.'
"Thrue." said Mr.. Dooley. II don't
know TIL reason. but it mus be that tn
betther gun a man has tn more he
thruSts tn gun an tn less he thrusts
himsilf. He stays away an shoots. He
says to himsilf. he says: 'They'se naw-
thin FIR me to do he says. but load up
me little lyddite cannon with tn green
goods an set here at tn organ.' he says.
pull out tn stops an paint tn town Of
Pretoria green he says. But he says.
on sicond thought, suppose tn inimy
SHuu Ilanu IL Dack 10 me, he says.
"Twu be uncomfortable he says. So
he says. I'll JUS move me music back a
mile he says, an peg away, an tn
longest gun takes tn persimmons,' he
says. IT'S this way: If We an l fall cut
an take rifles to each other it's tin to
a nayther iv us gets clost enough to
hit. If we take pistols tn odds is ray
jooced. If we take swords / may get a
hack at We. but if we take a half-nelson
! lock it's ever money | have ye'er back
broke befuTe tn polls comes.
II can see in me moind tn doy whin
explosives II be so explosive an guns'l
shoot so far that my tn folks that stays
at homell be kilt, an life insurance
agents II be advisin' people to go into
tn ARMY. / can so. 'Tis thrue what
Hogan says about it,"
Whats that?" Mr.. Hennessy asked.
9TH nation" sale Mr.. Dooley. that
fights with a couplin' pin eXtinds it's
bordhers at tn cost iv tn nation that
fights With a clothes-pole."