The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1900-08-02

Lighter. McPbatters; Il see you are still
buying the anti fat medicine. Does II seem
20 have any eff, ct?" Hefty; Yes, indeed
notice decrease in weight every time we
get on the scales" McPhatters: "WeH What
do you mean by 'we'l' Hefty: myself and
my purse"
No such thing as "summer complaint" where
Dr. Fowlers Extract of Wild Strawberry Is kept
handy. Natures remedy for every looseness of
the bowels.
Something to BIZ Proud OF: "Well, proudly
remarked the chief of the Hoboken Fire de.
partment as he wiped the CRIME from his
brow, at least we saved the riv ri'
Group instantly relieved. DR.. Thomas Eclec-
trio Off Perfectly safe. Never fails, At any
drug store.
40 you believe that Lusher really saw
sea serpent on lis last yachting trip have
no doubt OF it at all 81 was with him when
he was purchasing his supplies
Eczema, scad head itchiness of the skin of
any sort instantly relieved, permanently cured.
Doan's Ointment AT any drug store
well, there's one thing certain" unused
Uncle Allen Sparks, who was watching boy
dangling his legs over the pier and holdlDg
fshing pole in both hands. The capitalists
can't organize any happiness Trust
Burdock Blood Bitters gives a man clear
head an active brain, strong, vigorous body
mai es him fit for the battle of life.
country paper has this items "Those who
know old Mr.. Wilson OF this place personally
will regret to hear that he was assaulted in
brutal manner last week. but was not killed.
How Are Your Kidneyss
Dr. Hobbs sParagns Pills cure all fidnsy s saw
Fuddy: Mrs. Brownrigg always speaks of
her physician, DR.. stickker. as an old war
horse Isn't ii odd?" Dhddy: "Oh. | don't
know. They say he is terrible charger.
IIUMORS, boils, pimples and all
II eruptions are due to impure blood,
and by purifying the blood with
Hoods Sarsaparilla they are CURED.
Say, mamma, amt we made of dust''
wei, why don't we get muddy when we
drink"
Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic cure constipation forever.
jOc, 25c. II C. c. c. fail, druggists refund money
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic 10c or 25c-
II C. C. C. fail TO cure, druggists refund money
Paving the freight. Johnny: paw when
man expresses an opipion can he collect ex-
press ch ,rges on it?' Paw: He can-if he is
lawyer
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To Quit tobacco eIsly and forever, be mag
netic full of life, nerve and vigor, take MOTTO.
Bac the wonder WORKER Tint makes weak men
strong. All druggists, Zoe or 81. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet AMI sampie free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
"De man dats dissatisfied an shows by
workin'" said Uncle Eben. kin be credited
III homes ambition; but de man dat showes
1t by talking ain muffin but plain kicker
For Over Fifty Years.
xU,.g, M. gooruJGc SyRup has heap
sed for over fifty years by millions OF moth
era for their children while teething, with
perfect success 1t soothes the child, seftens
the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie and
s the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will re-
ieve the poor little sufferer Immediately.
sold by Druggists in every part OF the world
twenty FIVE cents a bottle. Be sure and ask
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind. ly3S
A Chicago physician Is OF the opinion that,
under proper and fitting climate conditions,
40 per cent of all the cases" OF consumption
can be cnred
Best for the Bowels
No matter what ails you, headache to a can
Ger. YOU will never get well until your bowels
are put right. CASCARETS help nature, cure
you without a grippe or pain. produce easy natu-
raj mo, ements, costs you just 10 cents TO start
getting your health back. CASCARETS Candy
Cathartc, the genuine, put up in mental boxes,
every tablet has C. C. c. stamped on it. Be-
ware Of limitations. AS
southern California is famous for its Indian
centenarianR most OF whom are able 10 estab-
ish The date Of their birth in Franciscan mis-
sion records.