The Somerset reporter., 1900-02-15

Gotham: "Do they have any recreation
piers in England?" Charing Cross; wei
yes; they have sporting Lords in Parliament"
Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets'
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever
10c o5c II C. C. C. fail, druggists refund money
He Knew Him-Hewitt: al saw the sun ris-
ing when | was getting up this morning;
Jewett: "Then the sun didn't rise on sched-
ule time"
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic l0c or 2oc.
II c. C. C. fail to cure, druggists refund money.
The King assemblies the royal architects
aBuild me a temple" he commands 80 cost
~ that no smoker will ever be toid NE mlsht
have owned it had he let tobacco alone!
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic. full OF life, nerve and vigor, take No-To'
Bac, the wonder worker, that makes weak men
strong All druggists, SOC or 81. Cure guaran-
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co. :. Chicago or New York
It's a mistake to ina CINE that itching piles
can't be cured a mistake to suffer a day longer
than you can help. Doan's Ointment brings
instant relief and permanent cure. AT any drug
store, 30 cents.
the difference between q bull and bearf He;
Down In the street, my dear, it Is about
million dollars minute.
| All the healing. balsamic virtues of the Norway
pine are concentrated in Dr. WOODS Norway
Pine Syrup. Natures own remedy for coughs
and colds
| Great improvements: 81 see," remarked
| the observant boarder, that meals are to be
served in Chicago street CARS" when, y
asked his neighbor, will sleepipg.cars be put
or the Philadelphia street Railways
| Hundreds of lives saved every year by having
Dr. Thomas Electric Oil in the house just when
1t is needed. Cures Group, heals burns, cuts
wounds of every sort
| Feminine Intuition. Hattie: "I'm positive
| George loves me and wants me- TO be his wife.
| Ella: HAS he told you so?" Hattie mo; but
! he has taken such a strong dislike to mamma.
Energy all gomez Headache? stomach out
| of order? Simply a case of torpid liver. Bur
dock Blood Bitters will make new man OF
woman of you.
| 1t Didn't Make Any Differences: Erred and
I wished with wish bone last night MAY
"who wonf' Ella: II don't know: and We did
MT care particularly; he was wishing Tor me
and was wishing for him."
Beauty Is Blood Deep.
| Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, candy Cathar-
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all I'M
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, boils, blotehes, hlackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
| Cascarets, beauty for ten cents. All drug
| gists, satisfaction guaranteed, lOc, zoe, QUO.
Non Committal-The Wife: Don't YOU
| think our daughters voice improvesf" The
| Husband: | don't know. 1t may be that as
| we grow older our hearing becomes less acute
For Over Fifty Years
MRS. WINsLow SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions Of moth
ers for their children while teething, with
| perfect success. It soothes the child, seftens
/ the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie and
| 10 ha hao cd Diarrhpaa II will p
| lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
sold by Druggists in every part of the world
| Twenty five cents bottle. Be sure and ask
| for "Mrs. Winsow's Soothing syrup" and
| take no other kind 1y39