Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-05-19

f0f YOUR companion Co mount, YOU do
NOT nave Do "gcc' and 'haw' in or.rr
20 let the partner of your trip climb
in." The step into the seat is made
without any difficulty whatever ana
when you start on. there is no cry or
get up. STEADY now, on the Disagree
able crack of the whip to disturb the
air 1r your thoughts. on you go win
"a very slight "choo-ch0o,' and you
speed away at q 25-mile clip without
waiting FOR your horse Co get warmed
up or settled down 20 bis work. You
are not pulling your arms out ON the
rcIns and what lover of h0rscilesh
would give a snap 90 ride behind an anl-
mai that didn't mo Eve minutes prance
into his arms more rheumatic pain than
could be removed by ten days appllca-
ton 0f uuiments and rubbings that
would do credit 90 the training OF
worlds champion pugilist?) neither are
YOU now bending over 90 one side or
the other To- look past your horse for
distractions iu The roadway. or again
bucing your feet against the dashboard
and pulling on the lines 100 an effort 90
slow mo your lively animal az a cross
Inc. with the thIlls elevated and pro-
truding just outside the horses ears 90
form "a subject for a humorous sketch.
You simply go along easily and un-
concerned SO far AS possible accident is
concerned You speed along at a gait
that simply leaves behind the ambitious
horse-and then you keep going-you
don't 'let up Tor fear OF heating
and consequent laundering The
metal in your machine is too much Tor
the flesh and bone IN the horse and g
Is capable of carrying You until you
are tired Of riding Then there y no
horse In front Of you TO obgtruct your
vision and you can see every little
irrcgularity or stone IN the road the
trees and the grass and the pretty
houses, and you are not so long in
passing an object that YOU become
tired Oh o. But n YOU are particularly
interested in 10 YOU may stop al any
point near 30 without being compelled
10 admonsh your animal 10 be quiet
10 is very unpleasant 90 be engaged In
conversation with your companion
about Ike this. isn't that lawn laid
whoa. hOyD laid out nicelYI And
those keep still. thereD flowers, they
are simply )Conf0und you, stand stillD
perfection But u ] had built lhah You
rascal See. he's got the lire under his
tai) that house I would have (Oh, drat
it. we might as well 60; that horse
won't stand stun
With the automobile YOU simply do
as you want 20 do-stand there until
you are ready 90 go, and then simply
60 II is less work. by half 10 guide
the machine than the horse, and you
positively enjoy your ride II you see
an obstruction or a tangle of vehicles
you can thread your way through be-
cause the machine obeys you implicitly.
When driving a horse you are just as
capable Of seeing your way through,
but there is no telling when the animal
may "shie' az some unexpected occur
renee and cause a destruction OF an
your good intentions and perhaps q
domolttion Of q vehicle or two. And
then. how about somebody's profanity
and consequent jeopardy OF future hap
piness?
Now. when you return home you turn
out the light under the little boiler and
you have no more 10 think of-no worry
about the horses heat, when 10 give