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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28
Bicycle Berry Book. being No. Q

Bicycle Berry Book, being No. 2 OF
The Books, is ali about berries. A
whole encyclopedia Of berry lore,
boiled down after the manner of
Farm Journal. Tells about varities,
about planting, growing, mulching,
cultivating, picking and marketing.
It gives practical pointers from the
pens of scores of leading berry
growers from all parts of the country
who have contributed to it's columns.
1t has colored representations of ber-
ries true to size and color, thirty-three
portraits of practical oerrymen, and
thirty-five other illustrations, hand
somely bonnd in cloth. The price is
so cents, by mail; address the pub
fishers, Wilmer Atkinson Co., Phila-
delphia.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28
HOW'S This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, O..
We the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
WEST & TRUAX, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, o. WALDING, KINNAN &c MAR
WIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o,
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and nluc-
Gus surfaces of the system. Price, 75c.per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists: Testi-
nonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28
PERSONAL PICK-UPS.
Little Items Of Interest About Morris

Little Items of Interest About Morris
People.
Roy Stone is at Glenwood on
pleasure bent till Monday.
Mark More, of North St. Paul, is
visiting Master Henry Jones.
H. Nohe is in Little Falls looking
after his business interests there.
Chas. A. Baldwin, of Graceyille,
called on friends here yesterday.
Miss Rebecca Colyer is expected
home from her Charleston, S. G. trip
today.
Mr.. Benton, of New London, form
erly of this place, was in town on
Thursday.
Mrs. L. Stenger, of Barry, is visit
ing with her son, A. L. Stenger, for
short time.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. M. Sanders, of
Paramount, S. D., are visiting Mr.and
Mrs. o. Seamans.
Mrs, Frank Rogers and children
left this week for a visit with her
mother in Oregon.
W. L. Colyer and family and Mr..
Bert Stevens spent yesterday at
Pom me de Terre.
Harry Gillespie goes to GleDwood
today to play with the Hancock team
against Glenwood.
Mrs. Fairbanks and son, of Winnie
peg, are the guests of her brother,
Col. III. T. Bevans.
Mr.. Bert Stevens, of Minneapolis,
is guest at the home of Mr.. and
MR.. W. L, Colyer.
Mr.. G. E. Baker representing the
Champion Machine Go. IS here look
ing after their interests here.
Mrs. Herman johnson went to
Elbow Lake Tuesday to visit with
her daughter, Mrs. L. V. Barnes.
Mrs. Andrew Rowland goes to
Litchfeld today to visit for couple
of weeks with friends and relatives.
Mrs. L. e. Pearce and sister, Mrs.
Simmons, went to Herman Thursday
for a short visit with Mrs. James l..
Pearee.
Mrs. Fl. B. Wolff was called to
Minot, S. D., yesterday on account of
the illness of her brother who lives at
that place.
Congressman F. M. Eddy stopped
oyer in Morris Saturday on his way
to Hancock to spend Sunday with
his brother.
3. ]. Hodgson, of St. Paul, who
has large property interests in this
vicinity, visited on Sunday with his
nephew, Fred Hodgson, and with
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Fl. Devenney.
Mr.. and Mrs. Orrin Parker, of
Goodhue Center, are the guests of
Nus. Ward Stone. Mrs. Parker is
sister of Mrs. Stone and Mrs. Bick-
nell. She expects to make quite an
extended visit.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

A gentleman recently cured of
dyspepsia gave the following appro-
pirate rendering of Burns famous
blessing: "Some have meat and can
not eat, and some have none that
want it; but we have meat and we
can eat.-Kodol Dyspepsia Cure be
thanked" This preparation will
digest what you eat. It instantly re-.
lieves and radically cures indiges-
ton and all stomach disorders.-Hul-
burd & johnson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Among the illustrations in that ex-
cellent work, the Horse Book, written
by Judge Bicycle, is General George
Washington's stable at Mt. Vernon.
The chapter on stables contains many
helpful hints and has the plans and
elevation'of an attractive village stable
The price is SO cents, by mail; adj
dress the publishers, Wilmer Atkin-
son Co., Philadelphia.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

You assume no risk when you buy
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera, and
Diarrhoea Remedy. J. R. Kreuger,
Druggist will refund your money if
you are not satisfied after using it.
It is everywhere admitted to be the
most successful remedy in use for
bowel complaints and the only one
that never fails. It is pleasant safe
and reliable.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28
CHOKIO.

Chas. Bender of Alberta was a Cholzic
visitor Thursday.
Sheriff Geo. Munro, and Deputy Geise1
were in town Friday.
Mr.. Vaughn of Wheeler was the guest Of
Louis Collins Sunday
Miss Evelyn Tracey returned to he1
home in Litchfe1d Monday.
F. w. Heller returned Sunday from q
weeks outing near Fergus Falls. II.
c. Cambel of Ortenvil1e was renewing
old acquaintances here Tuesday.
Jas. Ginnaty of Gracevil1e was enter.
tanned by Chozio friends Sunday.
Mrs. r. J. Young returned Monday from
months visit with relatives at Arlington
Iowa. =;
Andrew Fritsch has been quite ill during
the past weeks but is now up and around
again.
Geo Thompson and wife accompanied
by Mrs Lyttle returned from Minneapolis
Tuesday.
Ed Ecklund fell from a wagon last week
injuring his head and shoulders quite
severely.
D. NJ. and Chas. Baldwin of Gracevil1e
were looking after business interests here
Wednesday,
Mrs. c. E. McA11en and Mrs. J. H. Nc
Nal1y went to the cities Saturday return
ing Tuesday.
Pete Dohmen and John Artz of Chaska
came up Wednesday to look after their
threshing machine.
The Misses Ludwig of Sioux City and
Mary Logue of Morris were guests of Cho-
kio friends this week.
Mrs. J. S. Robinson of Everglade has as
her guest this week her brother Thos, E.
Lyons of Superior, Wis.
The Misses Nellie and Bessie Robinson
returned from weeks sojourn in Fargo
N. D. Tuesday morning.
A party of twenty from here took in the
NJ. w. A. picnic at Glenwood last Tuesday.
They report good time.
Mrs. c.. w. Thompson is entertaining
her sister-in-law and husband Mr. and
Mrs. Wilson of Nebraska this week.
A small blaze in the rear of A1eck O1son's
barn Tuesday caused the fire company to
make wild dash up the street with the
engine.
The village dads should see that all
weeds are cut down along the side streets
They give the village very unkempt ap-
pearance.
The ball game last Sunday between the
Hancock "Stars" and the Chokio Invinc-
ib1es resulted in a score of 10 to IL in favor
of the Stars.
The New Elevator being erected here
will be about completed this week, part
of the crew left for Galveston, N. D. the
first of the week.
The German Medicine Co.'S Show have
been entertaining large crowds of people
here all week. They will go from here to
Morris next week.
The infant child of Ne1s Huesby died
last Thursday July 18th, after a short i'll
ness. The remains were inferred in the
Artichoke cemetery.
At the annual School meeting here last
Saturday only very few of the towns
people attended which goes to show that
some of our citizens are very Indifferent
as to the welfare of our schools
O. A. Mss now has his new store opened
to the public Mr.. Nice has large stock of
Try goods groceries and clothing and
when the stock is all arranged it will be
one of the most complete in town.
Harvesting will be well under way the
first of next week. The hot weather ofthe
past week has broght it sooner than was
One farmer living northwest
If town informs US that he has his oat
crop harvested and stacked, and expects
to Unrest it the first of the week.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28
Priority.

Always try to keep yourself well to
the 'front.'" said Senator Sorghum to
the young man who is studying poll
tics.
"You mean l must be among the first
to advance new ideas and promote re-
forms"
ssNot exactly, but you must be among
the first to claim credit when the trick
is done and everybody is applauding,"
Washington Star.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Mr.. ard Mrs. Chas. Kloos, who
live about fourteen miles north Of
town, have invited the Pythians and
their families to their home tomorrow
the occasion being the silver wedding
of Mr.. and Mrs. Kloos. A goodly
number of the Knights are planning
on driving out tomorrow and extend
ing their congratulations, and Incl
dentally partaking Of the famed hos
pitality of Mr.. and Mrs. Kloos.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Grant county has made good
move regarding Russian thistles
Unless destroyed by the owners of
the farms by Aug. Goth the county
authorities will do the work and
charge the expense to the adjoining
land. Some such move should be
made in this county for getting rid
of mustard and other weeds.-Hsn-
cock Record.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

CEPAALOTUS. Kills dandruff,
cleans the scalp, prevents hair from
falling, invigorates and causes it to
grow. Purely vegetable and harm
Jess. One 60 cent sample package
by mail for IS cents. Marsh Mfg.
Co., 542 West Lake ST., Chicago.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Jas. L. Pearce's household goods
were shipped up from Morris last
Thursday and the family are now
nicely located in what was formerly
the Luckman house,-Herman Enter
prise.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Rev. F. M. Garland. the rector on
the circuit of the Episcopal church
which includes the one at Morris.
will take vacation from now until
the second Sunday in September.
He expects to spend the vacation in
Boston aud other points east.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

We regret to announce that Mrs. A.
F. Radue, who has been slowly sink
ing with consumption for several
months, is expected to survive but q
shcrt time.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

In place of the regular Sunday
evening preaching services, Grant
Van SAINT will give talk on what he
saw of of the people of China and
their institutions on his recent trip.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

The small house on the rear of the
Chris Flatner property, recently pur-
chased by R. H. Grace, has been
moved 10 lots nearly opposite across
the street and will be occupied by
Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Flatner,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Nervousness is cured by making
the blood rich and pure with Hoods
Sarsaparilla. 1t gives the sweet, re-
freshing sleep of childhood.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Pimples on the face are not only
annoying, but they indicate bad
blood, Hoods Sarsaparilla cures
them by purifying the blood.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

WANTED:-Christian man or
woman to qualify for permanent
position in this County, as Manager
and Co1respondent-$9OO yearly.
Enclose self-addressed stamped en-
velope to o. L. Nelson, Secretary,
Trust Building, Duluth, Mipn.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Mr.. and Mrs. Arne Gsarder, of
Scott, celebrated the fftieth ami
versary of their wedding on Monday
July 23rd.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

If eggs would only grow on egg
plants, the incubator would do the
rest and the poor old hen would have
to retire from business. Sioux Falls
August Leader.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

One Minute Cough Cure is the only
harmless remedy that produces i'm
mediate results. Try it.-Hulburd &
johnson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

The law holds both maker and cir
culator of counterfeit equally guilty
The dealer who sells you dangerous
counterfeit of DeWitt's Witch Haxel
Salve risks your life to make a little
large profit You can not trust him.
DeWitt's is the only genuine and
original Witch Hazel Salve, well
known cure for piles and all skin
diseases. See that your dealer gives
you DeWitt's Salve.-Hulburd &
Johnson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

The village flag having been torn
into shreds in the battle of the
breezes on July 4th, the celebration
committee have appropriated $500
out of the Fourth OF July funds to
purchase new one.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Chas. Dushek haa also gone in for
improvements and is giving the Mer-
chants Hotel new coat of paint.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

The new Spooner block is nearing
completion and will be occupied in
The course Of couple of weeks.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

! You can get ten weeks tuition free
at the Commercial College, Mankato.
Mimi, if you enroll between Sept. 8
on1 10
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

There will be special term Of the
district court held by Judge Steidl
at Wheaton on August 9th for the
purpose of granting citizenship to
such as are entitled thereto. This
will be the last-opportunity to obtain
citizenship papers in time to vote at
the coming general election.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

B. w. Brokaw, eye specialist and
optician will be at Krueger's drug
store the 9Th, 9th, 10th and 22nd, of
every month. Eyes examined free.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Come in and see my wall paper
that I will furnish and hang $3.50
per room. V. WARDE.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Father Govreau, of Beardsley,
will hold mass in the Assumption
church tomorrow.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

There no better pills made than
DeWitt's Little Early Rlsers. Always
prompt and observation-disclosures &
Johnson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

DeWitt's Little Early Risers ar
famous little pills for liver ane
bowel troubles. Never grippe Hui
burd & johnson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Mrs. J. W. Harris entertained on
Saturday evening in honor CT Miss
Guthrie and Mrs. Symons.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Rooms to rent, either furnished or
unfinished. Further particulars
by inquiring at this Office.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Rowland
entertained few friends Wednesday
evening in honor of Mrs Symons.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Wanamaker & Browns latest
styles in spring suits may be ordered
of A. L. Stenger, local agent.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

The windows of the Episcopal
church have been stained, thereby
greatly improving their appearance.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Constipation is cured by Hoods
Pills. Csc.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Private letters received from Mrs.
J. J. Pimm state that they haye
decided to make their home at Corn-
ing, California, W ich place was their
destination when they left here.
They express themselves as highly
pleased with the appearance of Corn
ing.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

The legislative convention for this
district will meet at Elbow Lake
next week Thursday.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Bran $13, shorts SIS per ton at the
Riverside Mill.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28
NOTICE.
ON THE CITY CIRCUIT.
SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1900.

When you want nice, cleansing
cooling bath go to Radue's.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

Wards Linement sold by j. r
P erkins.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28
Did you see the Log Cabin?
Fl. B. Lund, practical matchmaker

Seed grain notes for sale at this
Office.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

About 200 excursionists from Nor.
ris accepted the invitation of Glen
wood on Tuesday and attended the
Woodman picnic at that place. ALI
speak in the highest terms of the en-
tertainment which was provided by
the people Of Glenwood and of the
pleasant day at that charming resort.
The ball game between the Glen
wood team and the Morris Indian
school team resulted in a victory for
Glenwood.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

[ PAY UP AND GET BOTH PAPERS AT PRICE
/. OF ONE.

NE want to get 500 new subscribers
| to our paper, and are going to do it ii
we can; we therefore continue our ar
rangen1ent With the Farm Journal by
which we can send THE TRIBUNE and
the Farm Journal. 5 years, both for
$3.50. And we make the same offer to
all old subscribers who will pay all
arrearages and one year in advance.
You know what our paper is, and the
Farm Journal is gem-practical, pro-
gressive-a clean, honest, useful paper
full of gumption, full of sunshine, with
an immense circulation. among the best
people everywhere. You ought to take it.
NOTICE.
We are going to send you soon sample
of the Farm Journal free, and let it speak for
itself. Look out for it,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-07-28

In some portions of the county,
harvest has begun, but cutting will not
be uncer full Roadway before next
week. AS the ground is very dry a
heavy rain is needed by all Of the
crops except wheat and oats. There
was considerable flax that did not
start from the ground until only a
few weeks ago which would be bene-
fitted by rain, while meadows and
fields planted with millet and fodder
corn are especially IN need of rain,
some Of them having started to die
down after being nicely started by
the rains earlier in the month.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1900-07-29
GREAT SALT LAKE.
No Living Thing in 1t and No Danger
OF Being Drowned.

The water of the Great Salt lake,
Utah, is clear and transparent. with
bottom of fine white sand and mar
purest and most concentrated brines in
the whole world. Its waters give sus-
tenance to no living thing; there is
not the smallest insect or worm to
frighten the most timid bather, and
the bathing is the most perfect sea
bathing in the whole of North Ameri,
ca or in Europe. No human body can
sink in it. One may actually walk the
water, no matter how deep it is. Your
body will persisitently rise up, the
shoulders above the surface, or you
may even sit down in it. It's wonder
full buoyancv must be experienced to
be realized. No knowledge of swim
Mig is necessary; one may enter the
lake without the slightest fear; all
you have to do is to lie down and
float. But to swim in it, that is an
other thing, When your hands are
put under the water to take a stroke,
your feet, like Banquo's ghost, will not
go down. 1t is impossible to keep
more than one end of your body under
water at time. You cannot swim,
but If you are a man you can float on
your back, with your arms crossed
under your head, and smoke your pipe
or cigar with as much ease as If in
your own room. The water is so salt
that it cannot be swallowed without
great danger of strangulation, small
drop in the eye, too, gives much pain
But, in spite of all the dangers, bath
ing in the Great Salt lake is refreshing
and invigoratfng, Notwithstanding that
the body must be rebathed in fresh
water afterward to remove the i'm
mense quantity of salt which adheres
to the skin. 1t is hard work to make
any Roadway, even against the smallest
waves. Nearly half million people
battle in the Great Salt lake every
year; they come from all over the
world, and tourists are beginning to
realize that Salt Lake City and the
magnificent surroundings present the
greatest scope of novelty. and is des
tined to be leading watering place.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1900-07-29
THE BURLINGTON ROUTE
Bent LINE.

EST: st. Louis to Kansas City.
st. Joseph, Omaha, Nebraska, Den
yer, Utah. Pac fc soaet-TWO
TRAINS DAILY. Weekly Californ' a
Excursions,
NORTHWEST: to Black Hills,
Montana, Washington, Puget Sound
via the short Billings Route-50 to
500 miles saved from ST. Louis.
Tourists sieepers Tuesdays and
THURSDAYS. Kansas CITY to Seattle.
MORT H: To ST. Paul and Mime
apolis-THREE TRAINS DAILY.
HOMESEEKERS EXCURSIONS
to the West and Northwest.
1900 Miles of Standard Railroad
The Main Travelled Road in the
Louisiana Purchase.
Wide-VestlbEled, pintsch-Iighfed
complete trains OF chair cars (seats
fref), Pullman rleepers.
All Ticket Agents can ticket via
the Great Burlington Route.
Write.
FM FTGG, L w WAKELY
T p a, Goa fine ST.. Gen. Passenger Ag't
St Louis, w. st. Louis, DO
HOWARD ELLIoTT, Gent MAnager.
81. Louis, 11o.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1900-07-29

SEA LION
Capsized Boat and Gave Two Fisher
men an Exciting Experience.

San Rafael (Cal.l Spec. San Fran
cisco Bulletin: John Bartini and Joe
Lafranky, two Italian fishermen, came
very near meeting their deaths the
other morning off McNear's Point in
San Pablo Bay Bartini and Lafranky
had their nets set for the purpose OF
catching founders, and when the tide
started to turn they proceeded to pull
in, when they noticed that the nets
were harder to handle than usual. They
thought they had an unusual large
catch of founders, but when they had
fully 40 fathoms of net pulled into the
boat large sea lion was noticed
splashing the water at furious rate.
Bartini called to Lafranky to get an
oar and hit him, but just as he had
said the words the sea lion stuck his
head out of the water and, seeing the
boat and its occupants, made a lunge,
eapsizing the craft Bartini, who is
a good swimmer, Immediately jumped
for his partner and, Selling him by the
arm, dragged him to the boat and fin
ally managed to get him on the bottom.
When the boat capsized the anchor fell
overheard and the craft was made fast,
The sea lion continued splashing the
water at a terrific rate. and the Ital-
ians were badly frightened. They
called for help, but their cries were Of
no avail, as their voices could not be
heard hundred yards, the wind blow
ing terrific gale. Finally, after they
had been In the water for fully three
hours, Il schooner was sighted coming
from the Patent brick yard, and the
crew lowered a small boat and went to
the rescue of the Italians, who were
almost exhausted from fright and cold.
After about an hour the boat was
righted the lion being killed with a
shotgun from the schooner. 1t proved
to be large one, weighing fully 1000
pounds. The lion was probably follow
ing a shoal of herring up the bay and
ran foul of the Italians net and sue
ceeded in getting tangled up in It. The
net is complete wreck. This is the
second time that a sea lion has been
SO caught in San Pablo Bay and almost
at the cost of life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1900-07-29
Don't flake Up Your rlind

that you can not
have a pretty home because you
haven't lots of money. You must
not judge this store by the prices
others charge. Don't think you
must pay high prices tc get the
best. 1t / sn't always necessary.
1t isn't at all here just at present.
We have lots of home-brightness
for some or G.
BLUFF CITY
FURNITURE co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1900-07-29

Tit for Tat.

1t is characteristic that those who
are severe on others that they cannot
bear severity. Dean Swift, the sever
est satirist of his day, was one day
dining with company of gentlemen,
one of whom he made the butt of his
ridicule, with repeated sallies. At last
the dean poured upon piece of duck
some gravy intended to be eaten with
ros. sted goose. The unfortunate gen
tleman, seeing this, Immediately said:
My good dean, you surprise me-you
eat duck like goose. The company
roared, and dean was SO confused and
mortified that he few into rage and
left the table.