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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21
SOME PRAIRIE BREEzES.
BLISS CONsUMMATED.

BLISS CONSUMMATED.
5Algernon Fitzclarence Gotmillions,
Married Evangelina Gotrox,
Twas a function sc grand
From all over the land
The friends of the pair came in hocks,
There were millions untold
Represented in gold
And additional millions in stocks.
Evangelina. was stunning and brilliant
Brilliant and wealthy and fair,
And she walked up the aisle
With an angelic smile,
And a million in gold for her share,
Pearl encircled her neck,
With a certified check
For a million stuck into her hair.
Her dress was a dream in fine Iaces,
Flounces and ruffles and frills,
With the mien of a queen
And a corsage of green,
Twas a network of ten dollar bills,
And her grand promenade.
All, how graceful twas made
By her countless rehearsa1s and drills!
Algernon was graceful and gracious,
Breathing. | Ween, rather hard,
Though his pathway made smooth
By ancestors, forsooth,
Who had dealt with some foresight in
lard,
And up from the door.
A cool million he bore,
As a testimony Of regard.
Then Algernon's papa made entrance,
With a bagful of gold made in s'ile,'
And emptied it out
Mid an ecStatic shout
From the crowd, On the altar, in style,
And Evangeline's Dad
Dumped the million he had
On the jingling and glittering pile.
There were signs, tears, shouts and ex-
CARNATIONS,
The great organ pealed forth its roll.
In gilded confusion
And golden profusion
This Joining of soul unto soul,
And Algernon peeled
Forth his roll and revealed
"a thou" as the good preachers dole.
The vows Of the two hearts were
spoken
The pledges Of true love were made,
The wedding was ended,
The guests were all blended
g the altar in ID promenade,
Whereby each In thesunbroken
Circle some token
In cash or preferred stocks was laid.
All ms, twas d glorious function,
love wasn't there, but the stocks
That the Two slowed away
In the bank the next day,
Under seals chains, bolts, bars, keys
and locks.
And Eyangeline cried: I've Gotmil-
Ionstt
While Algernon cried: eve Gotrox.''
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21
WHAT TO DO WITH SILVER CHAR
I,EY gg

The democrats and populists are in
a quandary as to what will be the fate
of Silver Charley ToWne, the Mime
sofa lightning bug who has been added
to the tail of the Sioux Falls ticket to
keep it from getting out of the popu-
list swamps. The democrats are the
more worried yer the nomination be
cause they can find no one to help
them TO a plan by which they may let
go of Charley without creating a dis
turbance in the populist camp. The
predicament is well set. forth in a
Washington dispatch to the New York
Post, which sizes up the situation in
this way:
1t is a simple matter for democratic
politicians to figure out a balance
sheet of gains and losses which would
be likely to follow either course of ac-
ton. Suppose they nominate him
and make the leaders for the pending
battle Bryan and Towne, what + the
debts and credits? In the first place,
this is a populist ticket, and to accept
it bodily would make the democratic
party more populistic, in appearance
at least, than ever before. The east
ern or gold-standard democrats do not
relish so much OF populism as the
Bryan democracy now holds. The ac--
ceptance of Towne would carry it be-
yond the ~saturation point. Even the
populists four years ago had enough
regard for the identity of their organ
ization to nominate a candidate of
their own for vice president. ToWne,
moreover, will not lend any real
strength to the ticket or give any
broader foundation; he has no riches
to bestoW towards The campaign fund,
he has not made himself famous as a
lawyer or %een especially fortunate as
a business man.. In politics he has
been defeated in a democratic district
by Page Morris, a man of no extra
ordinary ealibre.
ToWne is simply q clever talker of
the sensational sort who. has about
boxed the political compass. He
came originally into national promin-5
enee as a silver republican, and at the
time of the parting Of the ways be-
tween the silver and the gold forces,
he followed Senator Teller out of the
republican party. One great speech
of his in congress is well remembered,
in which, by an elaboration of charts
and diagrams placed in front. of the
speakers desk, he sought to illustrate
graphically the narrowing details of
the crime Of "a, and the monstrous
conspiracy of the gold trust. In short,
Charley ToWne, as everybody calls
him, is much such a mar as Bryan;
both responded to the same great
wave Of western sentiment, the only
difference being that it found Bryan
in regular democratic ranks and
ToWne in regular republican; but both
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

were alike carried away by the cry
for cheap money which arose from the
low prices of farm produce in the early
'90's and gained such momentum in
the panic Of 1893 and the hard times
that followed, What will the demo-
Gratis, at Kensas City gain by taking
two Of kind, Bryan and Towne, is
now asked. "A rich New Yorker would
give more variety to the ticket, and a
broader base, as it We're.
On the other hand, the democrats
cannot throw Mr.. Towne overheard,
without very considerable embarass-
ment in spite of his own cheerful will
lingness to act the part of Jonah in
this interesting play. That he is will
ling to do anything for Bryan's cleo:
ton is evident. He will withdraw if
the democrats do not nominate him,
and try: to secure the election in his
place of the regular nominee. His very
good nature may win him the Kansas
City nomination. In the event of
Bryan's election, if TONNES part were
found to be that of a martyr, he would
doubtlessly be handsomely rewarded
by some office UNNECESSARILY more de-
sirable than the vice presidency. He
AAoecehSOS @UC AlduC EtAllUdS-
sador at the court Of st. James. Or
he might be made secretary of state.
For either of these offices he would be
as well qualified as most Of the young
lawyers of the average western town,
possessed Of a glib tongue and a knack
Of being agreeable. But while Towne,
for the hope of reward and enthusi-
asm for his chief. would doubtless
abandon the vice presidential nomina-
ton with composure, there are some
OF his followers to whom it would not
pc easy to make an explanation. Take
the silver republicans, for instance.
II Towne is discarded for a regular,
democrat, they would be justified in
lnferring that there was no place left
for them in the Bryanite organization.
Towne's friends. assert that he would
carry Minnesota for the ticket, if al
lowed to remain on it. Certainly to
drop him would be a formal, relin-
enlistment of the northwest, and, al
though that REIMBURSEMENT might be
made without seeming to sacrifice
much, the Bryanites must get new
electoral votes from somewhere, and
they cannot afford to disregard rays
OF hope from any quarter in which they
may be offered.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

It is hardly necessary to call atten-
ton to the improved appearance of the
Bismarck Tribune since the change in
its telegraph service-it will have
been observed by all close readers.
The Tribune now receives the latest
~telegraphic news up to 4 o'clock each
afternoon and is therefore twelve
hours in advance of any other paper in
this section of the state.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21
WASHING WOOL.
Methods Which Directly Affect the
Market Price. &

Market Price.
In my experience since 1850, when I
commenced handling sheep and wool
on my own account, l find so little diff
ference in the moneythe fleece brings
that 8 to 5 cents will nine times GU. Of
ten cover it: and it has with me as Of
ten been on one side as the other So
says p. Palmer in The National Stock
man. Often in receiving or taking in a
clip of wool i find from n to five
fieeces of unwashed wool. This gener-
ally happens from gathering sheep
from the pasture on a hot day. Occa-
sionally n or more are by themselves
in the shade and are overlooked, or a
chance eve with a young lamb is left
behind. Now, by weighing the wash
ed wool and finding the average the
fleece brings, then weighing the UNI
washed fleece and finding what the
fleece brings, you see It once what the
washed fleece and the unwashed fleece
bring. Nine times out of ter there will
not be 8 cents difference, and the bal
ance is just as apt3to be on n side as
the other. By this statement / mean
well washed WOOL BURY wool, par
tally washed or cotted, that has to be
classed as understandable, should new.
er be washed, for the reason that when
washed it always sells at about the
same price as unwashed, and he's same
feeces will sell for as much unWashed
as washed per pound. The general.
rule in our sectibn is one-fourth off for
unwashed open wool, one-third off for
fine unwashed, which about CORE
spends with the markets as reported.
I have handled sheep all my life, and
they have always paid as well as any
stock.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

The coal famine in Germany is les
SEEMING the output Of pig iron mater
tally.
] Q. Hood, justice OF the peace, Cros-
by, Miss, makes the following state
ment: can certify that One Min
ute Cough Cure will do all that is
claimed for it. My wife could not get
her breath and the first dose Of it re-
lieYed her. 1T has also benefited my
whole family" It acts Immediately
and cures coughs, colds, Group, grippe,
bronchitis. asthma and all throat and
lung troubles. q. S. B~eardsIey, Fourth
street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21
HOW is YOUR E

Has she lost her beauty? If so,
Constipation, Indigestion, Sick Head
ache are the principal causes. Karl's
Clover Root Tea has cured these ills
for half a century. Price % cents
and so cents. Money refunded il re-
suits are not satisfactory. u. s.
Beardsley, druggist, Fourth street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease, d powder. 1T cures pain,
and Instantly takes the sting ont of corns and
b~nnions, Its the greatest comfort discovery
OF the age. Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight Of
new shoes feel easy. II is a certain cure for
Try it today. Sold By all druggists and shoe
stores. By4maiI for 25c. IN stamps, Trial
package free. Address, Allen s. Olmsted, LIE
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

To Cure a Cold in One Day.
Take laxative Bromo .Quinine Tab
let's. All druggists refund the money
if it fails to cure. E.W. Groves sig
nature is on each box; 25 cents.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

.DeANitt's Little EARLY Risers are
the finest pills I ever used."-D. ;.
Moore, a4illbrook, Ala. They quickly
cure all liver and bowel troubles. 3.
s. Beardsley, Fourth street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

after suffering from piles for fifteen.
years l was cured by using two boxes
of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salye," writes
w. j. Baxter, North Brook, N. G. It.
heals everything. Beware of counter
feits. E. S. Beardsley, Fourth street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21
DOES THIS STRIKE YOU?

Muddy compilations, nauseating
breaths, come from chronic constipa-
ton. Karl's Glover Root Tea is an
absolute cure and has been sold for
fifty years on an absolute guarantee.
Price 25 cents and so cents. e. S.
Beardsley, druggist, Fourth street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21
BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE: MONDAY, MAY a..

That indicates better business condi-
tons last year because people had bus
mess to do and could better afford to
pay telegraph tolls than tWo-cent post
age,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

Sumter, S. C., has a factory for maxi
ing golf sticks of persimmon timber.
It is claimed they are the best that
can be made.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21
IL the BABY IS cutting Teeth

Be sure to use that old and well tried
remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for children teething. 1t soothes the
child, softens the gums, allays all pain
cures wind collie and is the best remedy
for diarrhoea;2 5 cents a bottle.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

Good tobacco handled by good work
mel make good cigars. That Is why
Flor de Teller lis the favorfte 10 center
and Royal Blue the great nickel smoke.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

Five cents buys a Royal Blue cigar
clean goods clear through, built just
to please you.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21
GOOD DIGESTION

waits on appetite" Lack of appetite
usually indicates weak digestion. Hos
letters Stomach Bitters taken before
meals will create a healthy desire for
food, by cleansing the clogged bowels
and stimulating the secretions Of the.
stomach. 1t also puriies the blood,
strengthens and invigorates the liver
and kidneys. It is undoubtedly the
most efficient medicine in the world
for stomach troubles. A private rev
enue stamp covers the neck of the bot
tie.
Accept no H0cfaffar,c
Substitute if =
You Value Health. STOMACH
Bitters.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

There were nearly 100000 more
telegraph messages sent over United
States wires III 1899 than in 1895.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

Kansas has 300 flour mills, with a
capacity of 100000 barrels a year.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

A. Nathan of Kansas City is plan
ming to build smelling works to COM
bat the trust.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

Lieut.. Gov. Devine makes the Mem
orial day address at jamestown.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

Perle Wright Of jamestown has been
appointed a railway mail clerk.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

The jamestown golf club will play
the Fargo club July Z.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21
This paperis on file with the
BANNING ADVERTISING CO.,

Endicotto Building, ST. Paul, Mimi, where
subscribers, advertisers and others may
examine it ant where estimates will be given
uponlspace for Observation-Disclosures
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

"a single fact is worth a shipload Of
argument" Every cure by Hoods
Hoods Sarsaparilla is a fact, proving
should convince you that Hoods will
cure you.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-05-21

Indigestion, are cured by
Hoods PILLS.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-05-10
COPALIs.

correspondence to the HERALD.
A. S. Brecht was up to his claim few
days ago.
We are having some showers that will
make the gardens grow.
Memorial Day will lie celebrated by
the Cedar Greek school,
Mr.. Chabot says everything points to
large crop OF cranberries.
School teaching is all right when people
get paid to teach their own children.
A. p. Stockwell passed through here
last Thursday on his way to the Quinault
reservation.
Robert Hudson owns the first armored
cruiser on the Copalis river. He says he
lie going down to help the Beers.
The republicans Of North Beach will
soon meet to nominate wreckmaster.
That will he about all they will elect this
time.
Mrs. G. B. Horn was buried here last
Thursday. She leaves husband and
two little boys. Mrs. Horn was we'll
thought OF by all who knew her, and we
were very sorry to learn Of her death.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-05-10
An Easy Jail.

Under the administration Of Sheriff
Huff the Chehalis county Jail is earning
a, great reputation among the criminal
element for being "dead easy" With q
Jail that cost $1,000, containing steel
cells, it looks like the people have kick
coming when the small number OF Grim:
mails in this section are not securely held
when caught.
The last prisoner to leisurely leave the
Jail was Lester Grayson, a youth who
was followed to Oregon and arrested
charged with assisting Dan Downing to
escape. Young Grayson had been kept
in the room usually occupied by women,
and sometime last Saturday night he
pushed the light iron rods that barred
the window asunder and walked oil:
This makes five escapes during the ill
teen months OF Sheriff Huf's incum-
bency, an average OF one every three
months. The escapes We're: Downing,
Humphreys, boyle, Englehorn and Gray
son, and 1t is full time the authorities
investigate them, fix the responsibility.
and, II possible, place the costs OF the
arrests upon whoever is found to have
been negligent. Without gross negligence
these Jail deliveries could not have
occurred,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-05-10
AFFORD.


Correspondence to the HERALD.
Rainy weather again.
Mr.. J. A. Van Eaton is visiting friends
in Aberdeen.
George Fairchld spent several days in
Hoquiam last week.
Mr.. J. p. Sudderth made business
trip to Hoquiam last week.
Joseph Clyde spent several days among
the Harbor towns the past week.
Mr.. James Sudderth is visiting among
HoQuiam friends during the week.
A crowd OF young folks from the Hump
tulips made pleasant call on friends in
this vicinity.
John Walker, who is working in MUIR
phy's camp, had the misfortune to cut
his foot quite badly.
Donald Alexander, who recently came
to this country from Illinois, returned for
a short time on business.
Bud LOOMS, accompanied by Misses
Elda Roberts and Jennie Swanson, are
visiting among friends and relatives in
Olympia.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-05-10
his back, found himself powerless when
the peope became aroused.

his DacK, IOunu himself pOWerleSS When
the people became aroused.
The plain people in the democratic
party asserted their superiority over party
machinery by attending the primaries,
and there disnissng their old leaders
and choosing new ones to represent their
views. When the democratic national
convention assembled in Chicago and re-
pusliated Cleveland and his policy the
world was furnished an example of polit.
ical rectitude, hitherto unknown and
stantial triumph.
The reclamation OF the democratic party
by the people, and it's new baptism in
the faith Of the fathers drove the money
kings and corporations, together with
their agents and attorneys, into the Han.
matte camp. They carried will, them
large number OF voters, mostly residents
oil cities who were influenced by the raw
ings Of the subsidized commercial press.
But notwithstanding this the democratic
candidates polled million more votes
than were ever cast for any candidate at
a preceding election.
N~.- y-..-- A-~. s-"oead during which
time the scenes have been varied anu
shifting, presenting new and alluring
temptations. But the regenerated dem.
ocracy has stood steadfast through all and
today the people are in absolute control
of the party with their sentinels upon its
outer baitlements challenging the foes OF
popular government and successfully
maintaining the integrity of their organ
ization against the assaults Of open and
concealed foes. They stand steadtast for
all that they represented in 1896 and
without break in their ranks interpret
with one voice the new issues that have
been presented by the application to them
of the fundamental principles upon which
the government is founded.
The candidate nominated four years
ago who bore their standard aloft SO glori"
ously, and who was renominated in the
hearts Of the people upon the closing Ct
the polls in 1896, is still their candidate.
The platform of 1896 is still their plat
form. The platform of 1900 will differ
from the platform of 1896, only by con-
tanning declarations upon issues that
have since arisen. No other candidate
but Bryan, and no other platform but the
Chicago platform is possible in 1900.
Those who are shortsighted enough to
suggest the possibility Of other candidates,
under the circumstances, convict them
selves OF believing that the universe ia
run by special rather than general laws.
The immutablc laws Of the physical
world are not influenced by the longings
and anxietes ot experimentalists in
laboratories; neither do the immutable
laws that govern the actions OF men vary
for the accommodation OF persons ignor'
ant of them.-National Waterman.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-05-10
GARRARD CREEk.

John Backman, with his logging oatfit,
is at work at the E. p. Bagshaw sawmill
near Oakville.
B. E. Williams has the first coat OF
new paint on his new house and is now
looking after our poll tax work.
We notice that the Oaksville huckster
wagon comes and goes loaded each way,
and yet there is sorae to spare.
Ira Lennon now owns the Wright
Brewer ranch, and will build this fall and
winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. A. Dahl will soon be
fat, as they each have brand new set
of teeth.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-05-10
NOTICE.

REWARD will be paid for TRUE and Ac.
CITRATE INFORMATION OF any rREsrAss or
TIMBER CUTTING on following described
lands in Chehalis county:
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and sel-4 sec .: ne IA sec 81 IL OF sc IA sec lO
sec IL; IL OF ne IA, Sc IA OF ne Ia and l-2 OF
sec ~.
Twp. 1910: Nv IA of sw Ia sec 81; ~ of sc
IA sw Il of Sc la lot Z and sc IA OF sw ia sec
6: II IL OF ne IA, NV II, and ne IA OF sw IL
sec7.
Twp 1879: l-2 OF NV II, II IL OF sw IA. sec o;
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Ia sec %: IL see 30: and ne IA sec 32..
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NV ia sec IL; ne II of ne IA, s1-2 of ne H. sec
30; ne II and s IL of sec %.
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GEORGE L. FLEIrz,
Diet oft, Michigan.