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The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-04-24

The Hollister Drug Co. is advertis-
ing tonic called The Life OF the
Orange" 1t Is pleasant to the taste
and they claim It Is Just what people
in this climate need.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-04-24
HQnbl[Q. Bremen Fire Insurance CO

The undersigned having been aB-
pointed agents of the above company
are prepared TO insure risks against
fire on Stone and Brick Buildings and
on Merchandise stored therein on the
most favorable terms. For particulars
apply at the Office OF
+. A. SCHAEFER & CO., Agts.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21
Holding the Ladder.

\ workman In Cooper institute, hay
ing occasion to ascend ladder TO do
some repairing In one of the public
rooms, called to an old man whom he
happened to see standing by watching
him, Here, old fellow, hold the ladder
for me, won't your" The "old fellow"
started forward and held the ladder
for the workman while he climbed up
and did his work.
THAT unpretentious and willing old
man." says The Independent, "was Pc
ter Cooper" Ii was Just like him. Pc
ter Cooper's aim in life and In the be-
neflcent institution founded by him
might well be characterized by the
words "holding the ladder" Thou
sands of rightly ambitious men and
women owe the possibility of their ad-
yancemcnt to Peter Cooper. He has
held, and still holds, the ladder, and
hundreds upon hundreds of successful
and grateful climbers as they rise bless
his memory. We cannot all build such
piles as Cooper Union, but we can hold
the ladder somewhere, somehow, for
somebody
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21
I,rncean Huiler.

Here Is description of process but
ter:" This butter Is made from old,
rancid and useless dairy butter, pur-
chased from country store keepers In
the states farther west and shipped in
old barrels, tobacco pals, shoe boxes,
etc, which appetizing mess is put
through n process Of boiling and reno
waiting TO remove the nauseatlng odors
and through other treatments which
have brought It under the ban OF the
pure food laws Of several states, after
which It Is worked over in sweet but
termilk, which gives 1t temporarily a
fairly clean flavor" See that this stuff
Is not worked Off on you by your gro
Ger. The green woods are full Of II.
New York Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21
ADVERTISING RATES.
ELASTIC APPOINTMENTS.
Original Way In which an NJ. c.
Pleases His Constituents.

Original Way In which an NJ, C..
Pieases His Constituents.
A noted NJ. c., Familiarity known as
Joe, is one of the thriftiest men In con-
gress, and the patronage at his disposal
Is made to do effective work In his
home district. Not long ago he re-
quested Of certain chief In the inte-
rior department an appointment as la
borer for one of his constituents. The
request was promptly complied with,
but, much to the surprise Of the chief,
as promptly declined. The member was
sent for.
what does this meanT demanded
the official. 1.-THE man you were SO
urgent to have named as laborer de-
clines the position"
Eyes, l know" replied the NJ. G. az
advised him to-"
you advised him to-" echoed the
chief. What was the matter? gave
you exactly what you asked for,
didn't IT'
Yes" responded Joe. 81 have no
fault to find with the appointment.
The case is like this: My constituents
follow me down to Washington hoping
to get soft berths In the government
service. There are dozen here
now and not places enough TO go
around. secure the appointment for
one, he asks my advice, and tell him
TO decline; his job at home Is better,
SO he goes back satisfied. ! appoint
another. He declines at my advice,
but he has been paid, he is fiattered
and content and so on through the
list. You see, man learns n thing or
two after 20 years In Washington, and
| have learned to make one appoint
ment do for dozen supporters."-Sat
urday Evening Post
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21
THE BISHOP AND DIPLOMAT.
ILLUSTRATION of IA Diplomatic Attitude
Toward Religion.


In the Life of Archbishop Benson
by his sons occurs the entertaining
and extremely suggestive passage:
l shall never forget n conversation
between the ambassador of foreign
power and my father. The former was
dining at Lambeth, II genial, iptelli-
gent man, very sollcltous to be thor
oughly In touch with the social life OF
the country to which he had been ac-
credited. After dinner the embassa-
dor, in full diplomatic uniform, with
ribbon and stars, sitting next to my
father, said politely:
Does your grace reside much in the
country
My father said that as archbishop he
was provided with country house and
that he was there as much as possible,
as he preferred the country to the
| town.
"Now, does your grace go to church
| In the country" with an air of genial
| inquiry, turning round In his chair,
yes, lndeedr said my father. I'VE
have beautiful church almost In the
park, which the village people all go
to-"
yes" said the ambassador medita-
lively, yes, | always go to church my
self Ia the country. 1t is n good thing
to show sympathy with religious feel
ing; 1t Is the one thing which combats
sociallstic Ideas. | think you are very
wise, your grace, to CO.
Ny father said that he felt as IL he
and the ambassador were the two au-
gurs as represented In Punch.
II did my BEST said my father. ito
persuade him that ] was a Christian.
but he listened to all that said with
charming expression, implying, We
are men of the world and understand
each other am sure that he thought
that l was speaking automatically and
In purely conventional language, and
that IL we had known each other better
I should have thrown off the mask and
avowed myself as free thinker as
| he"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21
THE THINNEST OF MEN.
Claude seurat Might Have Been Mis-
taken For n skeleton.

Claude seurat Might Have Been Mis-
taken For IA skeleton.
Instances of remarkably thin men
are not uncommon, but Claude AM
broise Seurat, who was exhibited in
1925. was such an extraordinary per-
sonage That no fewer than 10000 per-
sons visited him In few weeks. Seu.
rat WIS born In 1907 aud was there
fore % years OF age when he made his
appearance.
Ashley Cooper, the famous physician,
was among the throng who poured
into the building In which Seurat re.
ceiyed those who were anxious to see
him, and In writing of him he said:
"Seurat is without doubt the most
mysterious being | have encountered.
His face is that OF an ordinary man,
somewhat emaclated perhaps, but not
remarkably SO. His eyes are bright
and his voice is pleasing. Seen in the
ordinary costume of the day, he In no
way differs from the average foreigner,
but stripped of his padded clothing he
presents an astounding spectacle.
Ills arms arc mere bones, covered
NY p~rchmsnt,llsa sissn enss luuscic, uuo
flesh he appears to have none. He Is
therefore scarcely able to move his
| arms and legs, and walks, though
without apparent effort, with extreme
difficulty. on measuring him and
weighing him | found that his chest
measurement was 30A inches, which
Is fair; that his weight was not more
than d. pounds, the bones being much
smaller than those Of an ordinary man
of his stature, who might weigh $50
pounds. In appearance, indeed, he so
much resembled skeleton that
shortslghted person might easily mis-
take him for one"
Seurat's food consisted of two or
three ounces of bread and meat daily,
and sometimes he took a little wine.
He was remarkably intelligent and
well read and picked up English rapid
ly. on arriving at places where he
was not known he was accustomed to
walk out In his padded clothes and
did not attract any particular atten-
ton. He said that until the age OF 10
years he resembled any ordinary boy.
but that he suddenly wasted away.
He died in 1910, aged % years,-Chlca.
20 News.
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A SONG TO BLUE EYES.

Sweet eyes CT blue, As greet YOU toni sht
Rcadirg your love ia lis teuderest hshi
fain would ,ing to YOU, cling 10 you. dear,
Sing Of the hue eyes that bless me AMI cheer,
Giving ire courage and strength In the strife.
Smoothing ths trials and tanges Of life.
Free me from fear as forge in the fight
Sweet eyes of blue rs greet You tonight.
Sweet little comforter smoothing the ways
Growing each triumph of mine with your praise
What shall bring to you, sing to you, deatg
Never sorrow and never tear.
Needs Of forgiveness whenever err,
That am faulty doth never occur.
Pray that Away may cleaye to the right
Sweet ewes OF blue as greet you tonight
Sweet eyes Of blue. what a strength in the STRIFE
Banishing Ills that encompass my life,
Fashioning hopes Tor the years yet to be.
Beaming wealth OF devotion for me.
Thankful am Tor their message so true,
All things made happy and just for US two;
Long may linger in love and In light
Sweet eyes OF blue as greet YOU tonight
Roy Farrell Greene in Kansas city lndcpcnd
ent.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21
Our First Empcr0r.

Al the time when the war with Spain
had been brought to n successful close
number of statesmen were discussing
the future of the country over their
cigars in Washington.
At last one enthusiast exclaimed ad-
dressing himself to the most promi-
nent member of the group, I'm my
opinion we are drifting directly toward
Imperialism, and you, sir, should be the
first emperor"
Not if | know IT," drawled the great
man; L am not fool enough to want
" be the first emperor of nation Of
such good shots "-Harper's Magazine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21
The Ward TIN.

The word Is old In the language, at
least of slang. meaning gift or loan.
Zip me your daddle" or Tip us your
fiipper" give me your hand, "tlp me Il
hog" give me n shilling, "tip him n
wink" Tor n gleg')-these are all Of
common parlance and have been so, ut
any rate, since an earlier date than
1885, when some OF them, as well as
some others, were recorded by Grose
In his Classical Dictionary of the Vul-
gar Tongue" DR.. Johnson gives: ITO
tip-to give; a low cant term. Dry
den" a Tip" meant also "a draft"
or, as we should now say, "a drink, "
also recorded by Crosse. This may very
probably have come from another
source. In the seventeenth century
Swift wrote:
when saw the keeper frown,
Tipping him with half crown.
Now, said |, We are alone.
Notes and Queries.
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Those who have used DR.. pierce,s ia
vorite Prescription do not suffer from thf.
change of life either in face. form or feel.
ings as do other women This fact is due
to the intimate connection of the general
health with the health of the organs pecu1
iarly feminine. BY preserving the health
OF these organs, and relieving the systep,
hom the facilitating drains, ulcers and in
Examinations which sap its health, Favor.
lite Prescription paves the way for this
natural change TO come in Natures way
without the loss OF capacity to please others
or the personal inability to enjoy life.
Mrs. NJ. Barnes, of Balls Ferry, Shasta Co
Cal, writes My physician said was suffering
from the effects OF Change of life had heaTf
disease and womb trouble aud rhetlnatism
My head was 80 dizzy could hardly stand IN
When began DIR. Pierce's medicines improved
right along took seven or eight bottles of The
Favorite Prescription a teaspooniul three
times day, and the Pleasant Pellets at night
feel as well as ever did"
There is no alcohol, whisky or other intox.
icant in Favorite Prescription, f" neither
does Il contain opium or other narcotics,
You may be willing that somebody else
shall say that their baby Is lust as good
90 yours, but you don't want that baby sub
ttttuted for yours. Let dealers say what
they like about other medicines being
Just as good" but don't let them substi.
tute anything for Favorite Prescription"
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cleanse the
clogged system of Impurities.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21
6RUNhIlDA.
BrInhllda, shadows touched Of sunlight seem
II. lL.rL .E!.LL..

Brunhilda, shadows touched Of sunlight seem
To lurk within the muSing maiden ewes
Below the depths, where, UNEMPLOYED there lies
As in sleep, a dim remembered dream
OF autumn dusks along ancient stream
Which in old Norseman forests had Its rise
And, murnluring seward under brooding skies.
Shot far upon the sea Its silver CLEAN
The wind swept German sea. mist blown and gray
Wherein thy viking fathers sons of war
Sought the bold tempest as a boy his play
Exultsnt In the elemental roar
OF wind and wave and warriors battle fray
Bequeathing lie to thee In primal store
Charles Tildsn sempers Y Ainslee's Magazine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21
Getting Even with Her.

She wished to break 1t to him gently.
81 have decided" she said, Ito return
your ring"
He, however, was resourceful man.
who did not believe In letting a woman
get the better of him.
"You needn't bother" he replied. IL
buy them by the dozen. Chicago
Post
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21

form, in feature, in
personal attractive
ness, and that the
lees of life will
alone remain at the
bottom of the cup
OF existence, Such
fears are largely
warranted by the
effects which this
change produces in
many women. But
no woman need let
these fears fret her,
who from the time
of the first change
of life, from girl
hood to woman
hood has taken
care 10 constantly
keep her system in
xrs..5a..s.. TT
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21
,JuatInnbIe.

81 shall have 10 crown that TOOTH"
said the dentist. indicating the partic-
ular molar.
Eyes" assented the victim. "It's
a-klng more than any of the others"
Whereupon the dentist mentally de-
cided to make the bill about $3.50
higher. .-Ohlo State Journal.
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A man who owns cocoanut grove
In Venezuela Is Independent, as the
fruit continues TO ripen all the year
round and brings good price. Each
tree averages an annual income OF
81 90
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When life's autumn comes women. worn
out by the burdens and obligations OF
notherhoed, yet shrink from that second
change Of life which will Danish these
burdens forever They fear q chnr..a :.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21

At the beginning OF the eighteenth
century people were hanged In Great
Britain for the Illicit manufacture OF
salt
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-03-21

1t was an Irish lawyer who in speak
ing of the death of a colleague said.
ale left a brilliant future behind him."
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Nine. Vordavin has brought an ac-
ton for separation and the manage
ment of her own estate. Tho bill al
leges that the aforesaid Amedee Yer
DAWN is hopelessy possessed with the
mania OF political ambition.
And the public say OF his wife: Poor
little woman, 1t is a wonder she didn't
bring her action sooner. That con-
founded idiot must have spent three
quarters of her fortune with his sense
less idens OF ambition. TRANSLATED
From thedgrench For Argonaut.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-06-26


to be the London leading influence with
Consols u higher at 1OOA, and Ameri-
can stocks firm, at advances ranging
from Il to Y per cent. AS this Is
London's settlement day, the fact
that rates We're light indicated u con-
siderable short interest. The markets
of the continent were steady with
unimportant changes.
On the stock exchange the advance
was continued for the first quarter
of an hour after which the market be-
came nervous and unsettled with prices
showing tendency to sag. Among
the railroad issues Atchison preferred
was notably firm on an expected good
statement. In Burlington there was
some covering of shorts. Il. & o. COM
mon did not readily respond to the
strength elsewhere and long stock was
marketed on the rally. Brooklyn Rap
Id Transit advanced on purchases ap-
parcntly by shorts, who however, are
not as aggressive in this stock as thew
were last autumn and winter. London
bought few stocks. The industrial
Quarter of the market was without
significant feature. Few stocks COM
ing out on the early reaction, the mar
ket hardened again.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-06-26
How To Cure a Sprain.

Last fall / sprained my left hip while
handling some heavy boxes. The doe.
tor ! called on said at first 1t was a
slight strain and would soon be well,
bat 1t grew worse and the doctor then
said Il had rheumatism. 1t continued
to grow worse and could hardly get
around to work. went to drug
store and the druggist recommended
me to try Chamberlain's Pain Balm
tried 1t aud one-half Of 80 cents
uottle cured me entirely. row re-
commend it to all my frends.-F. A
Babcvck, Erie. Pa. II Is for sale 10y
ell druggists, Il. Steiabacher & Co.
wholesaie agents
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-06-26

junction restraining him from in any
way interfering with her. The injunc-
tion was allowed
Wilhelm Werlich wants a divorce
from his wife. Paulna, who is now
residing in Bolkenhein. Selisia, Ger.
many. They were married there June
10. 1878. He says he has frequently
asked his wife to remove to America.
She refuses to do so. He alleges wilful
absence.
ACTIONS FOR MONEY.
Alexander Backus, administrator of
the estate of Elizabeth c. Howard has
sued Charles G. Tapln for $500 al.
legged to be due on note. He has
also sued Frederick Schallin for $500
alleged TO he due on note.
ASKS DAMAGES.
Amanda f. Apley has filed petition
asking Judgment against the Northern
Ohio Traction Company in the sum of
$4,000. She was thrown from car
riage in which she was riding by "A
collision with street car. She al.
leges that the injuries she received are
permanent.
PROBATE COURT.
j. w. Gilbo has been appointed ad.
| ministrator Of the estate of John Gil
b0. Bond. $1,000. T4 -
). g. Rogers has been appointed trus
tee Of the fund left by the will OF
George Prochl. Bond $1,000.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-06-26
LEGAL NOTICES.

ADMINISTRATORS NOTlCE.
The state of Ohio, Summit county, SIS.
In the Probate Court.
Andrew j. Wilhelm, as administrator
of the estate of Sarah A. UNI
holtz, deceased, plaintiff.
VS..
Daniel w. Rowland ct al, defendants.
Notice.
Dewitt w. Rowland, who resides at
Pine Bluff, Arkansas; Spurgeon b.
Rowland, who resides at Vinco, Penn.
sylvania; Ida l.. Arner and Alpha G.
Arner, who reside at Mercer county,
Pennsylvania, and whose address is
Orangeville, Ohio; Orie Thompson and
J. w. Thompson, who reside at Lock
Haven, Pennsylvania; Ruda Rowland
and Rebecca G.. Rowland, who reside
at Brookville, Pennsylvania, and Da-
vid r. Rowland who resides at Green
vile, Pennsylvania, will take notice
that Andrew j. Wilhelm administrator
Of the estate of Sarah A. Umholtz, de-
ceased. on the 10Th day of May, 1000
filed his petition In the Probate Court
of Summit county, Ohio. alleging that
in the life time Of said descedent, Sar-
ah A. UmholtZ she entered into n land
contract with Daniel w. Rowland for
the sale to him of the following de-
scribed premises: Situated in the city
of Akron, county of Summit, and
state of Ohio. and known as part of
lots 27S and 279, in Tbornton's addi-
tion to Akron. o., as surveyed and
numbered by H. Paul & Sons, survey
ors and recorded in the records of
Summit county, in plat book number
two, page Al, more particularly de-
scribed in the records Of deeds of said
county, volume III, page 415, to which
reference is hereby made for more
complete description. The prayer of
said petition is for the completion of
said land contract All defendants in
said action who are non-residents of
Summit county, Ohio, ure hereby no
tilted that they have been made par
ties defendant to said petition and
that they are required to answer the
same on or before the 7th day of
July, 1900.
ANDREW J. WILHELM,
Administrator of the estate of Sarah
A. Umholtz. M ~
May 22-29 June 5-12-19-26
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-06-26
VIM. MILLER
Receives Appointment as 4 Deputy
Mine inspeciofSot Sixth District.
(specis' Coltespondence.)

tSpecis' Correspondence
Columbus. o., June &C. State Mine
Inspector Biddison has officially an
nounced the appointment of William
Miller human, of Stark county, as
deputy inspector for the Sixth district,
embracing Stark. Summit, Medina,
Wayne and Holmes counties.
Mr.. Miller. who succeeds w. *.
Moore. of North Lawrence. Stark
county will take charge of the office
on July 1. The appointment Of n
deputy in the Seventh district has not
vet been determined and 1t is proba-
bic that James p. Davis, whose term
expired Aprl 1, will be allowed to re-
tain tho Office for some time. The dis
trlct is composed of Carroll, Colum-
blana, NIahoning, Trumbull and Port
age counties. sos a,
ROBERT, o. RYDER.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-06-26
REUNION.
Akron and Adoniram
Lodges Held a Joint
Picnic Monday.
1t Was Attended by Hun
dreds Of Masons.
The Sons Were Defeated In
a Base Ball Game.
List Of Committees In Charge Of the
Annual Event.

The annual reunion of Akron and
Adoniram lodges F.'tS A. NJ. was held
Monday ut Lakeside park.
The Masonic fraternity was out in
force and several hundred people were
Oh the grounds all of the time. Be-
cause of the easy access to the park
the picnickers could go and come at
will thus relieving the pressure that
would have otherwise resulted.
Every arrangement had been made
by the committee, and everything could
be had for the asking. 10 those who
wore the Masonic c,no.em, bananas,
peanuts and lemonade were as free as
the water in Summit lake, while little
mountains of Ice cream were served
direct to the consumer AT the expense
of the large hearted members of the
order.
The various amusementS of the!
grounds were also free and the big
crowds enjoyed the event to the ut
most.
The base ball game afforded plenty
of genuine fun and the defeated play
ers do not hesitate to say that the um-
prcs were very much off on balls
and strikes. The game was played
between a team picked from the Ma
sons and one. from the boys whose
| "pnpas" are members of the order,
| The final score was II to In favor OF
the Masons. The umpiIes were Messrs.
w. r. Waugh and John Crisp.
AT five o'clock II big picnic dinner
was spread and in the evening the
visitors attended II splendid vaudeville
ATTRACTION at the casino. The following
committees had charge of the event:
General committee-W. T.. Waugh,
John Crisp, Edward Nall, w. j. En-
cry, H. NJ Hagelbaggfr. E. $. Oviatt.
Finance. committee Edward Nall,
Joseph Hugill, j. w. McFerran, Robert
Wilson, Geo. Il. Curtice. Nj. c. Kepler,
Chas. $. Eddy, Wm. Bowers, w. j.
Emery. j. Asa Palmer, Geo. New
comb, Geo. Biilow, VIM. Hiitabidlc, r.
II. Washer, l.. u. Sisler, Robert Aitk'
en-.
Committee on invitation and print
ing A. II. Roach, II. II. Whiteman.
Reception commttee-Geo. Billow
/ W. II. Langdon, X. +. Palmer
Amusement committce-T. i. wat
ers, Il. l.. Billow.
Refreshment committce-,Iohn Crisp
n. Laskaris, VIM. Hiltabidle.
Floral committee j. Bolanz.
Officer of the day-O. Il. Walker.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-06-26
AT SUM NIT LAKE.
Large Crowd and Very Good
Entertainment.

Summit lake park continues to draw
good crowds. The balloon ascensions
and parachute jumps made by Nine.
and fireworks have been added to the
numerous other open-air attractions.
In the theater an exceptionally good
bill Is offered, headed by Holms &
Waldron, in a novelty musical act.
There instruments, and there are many
of them, are all new and skillfully
handled. The Barnells did some good
statuary work. Dillon & Garland won
much applause for their cleverness,
and their cake walking dog is u Won
der.