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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
Mauser bullet and the Mark Nv. bullet,


Mauser bullet and the Mark Nv. bullet,
but 1t Is very considerable when the
mantle is open In front. Undoubtedly
this spin is the immediate cause OF
much Of the debris that occurs IN
wounds. The service bullet has 4 de-
structlve effect more than half as much
again as the Mauser-the bullet Of the
Beers; but it must not be forgotten
that either may be made easily into
dum-dum, and then the destructive ef-
feet is increased by threefold, but the
increase In destructive effect is much
greater in the Mauser.
In comparing the destructive effects
of bullets on the human body three
types of wounds have TO be distinguish
I'd: Pure flesh wounds. wounds In
which bone is involved and crushing
effects are produced. and wounds in
which the bullet has passed through 4
cavity with fluid contents, such as Ale
capsule of the liver containing blood
and hepatic substance. the medullary
cavity of a long bone containing mar
row, or the skull containing brain and
blood. Further it is important to rec
ognize clearly that neither the wound
INV in,,ar 10 thn an,o,,nt , :. As =
mrora,,t NM aS..a =. ues.,ueelon
wounds Of fully mantled bullets are
almost Invariably equal to the diameter
OF the bullet. Arteries, tendons, or
tact,on ara ont ,h,a,,s,, a 10. =. ene plo-
tho, axis ona nat ou ~ ~ W. u ou.s,ue
trock -, tho h,i,ot .,,an ~ u. ,s..
t,cs,,v nn,nt,roa ' pm. ~, a.e III, prac-
anite different whom .p S,, hssu', . a.s
with q homo n crashas ;ntn =. i,,.a :
steamer into ,,,da as., . .,,,., ~ -. nhe "
40 rrr,n. oxor - aAu ~, ,nn .se ioe'
o,n,,,ia,,o, Il e....a ~ aAu s,ea,el ~
thrn,ah ana stran.s en,a ILL.,. p '9,
d,rootians as - n,,,.o. ~ e..,s ~ ~
sae.on o,,5 ,ass .,s,s "Aes 40 eAl. " .ne
pano T. .,,a ,,,,st .1;'' ~ ..suss ueyonu'
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
ARCHBISHOP HeNNessy.
The Deceased Eminent Catholic Church.

The Deceased Eminent Catholic Church.
man of Iowa.
The third Catholic bishop and the
first archbishop of Dubuque is dead
John Hennessy. He was 20 years old,
The archbishop was born In LINER
lex, Ireland, in 1925. twenty-five years
later he came to America and began
his studies for the priesthood In Caron.
delet Seminary near st. Louis and holy
orders was conferred upon him three
years later. His first mission was ut
New Madrid and Grayois, Mo. His field
covered 6,0OO miles of territory without
n railroad and he endured countless
privations in trying to cover it to min
lister to the scattered Catholics OF his
parish. In 1854 he became professor of
dogmatlc history at Carondelet and in
1857 its president. In 1860 he was
made pastor of st. Joscph's Church at
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
Mu.kr.t Meat palat.b,e.

Muskrat meat, Pennsylvanians along
the Schuylkill Valley say, is more dell
cate and sweet than rabbit. Care has
to be taken, however, not to break the
bag Of musk-a pouch the size of wal
nut, filed with n highly perfumed
white paste and located in the intes-
,tines-for to break this bag is to satu-
rate the flesh with musky odor. and 1t
is then inedible, rs though 1t had been
boiled in cologne. The muskrat is said
to be even cleaner in its eating than
the serpent. 1t washes all its food.
Green corn, tender young grass, salads.
apples. wheat, nuts and sweet potatoes
are the things 1t lives on.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
Soil

The pilgrim did not conceal the com,
passion he felt.
How" he exclaimed, do you man;
age to wiring living from such poo
soil?"
"Oh, our soil makes an excellent
sandbag!' protested the dark, sinister
inhabltant, regarding the other narrow.
iy-Detrolt Journal,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
Snake Bite in India.

Fully twenty thousand of the popu.
lation OF India are annually killed by
snake bites. The most deadly of Ill
Indian reptiles appears to be the cobra
'dr capello. which is greatly dreaded by
the bare-legged Hindoos. With view
to reducing the mortality. the govern
,ment tried the effect of offering re-
ward for snakes heads; but. instead of
the number of these rep
tiles. 1t only increased 1t, as 1t was dis.
covered that the natives were breeding
the snakes in order to secure the re.
ward
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

The finest gardens in the world are
the Royal Gardens. at Kew, England.
They cover an area of about 30 acres.
and are visited by about 100000 Der.
sons a year. The gardens contain the
finest collection of exotic plants in the
world, a palm house, winter garden.
a museum. an observatory, and school
for gardeners.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
A Man Who Dares.

Said Representative Bailey, in con-
Guiding brilliant speech in the House
on the Porto Rico bill:
when emotional statesmen were
asking who would haul down the flag,
I dared to say that would take it
down from any place where the ConsH-
tuition would not follow 1t. Do you de-
sire to present the anomaly Of gov
eminent restrained by the Constitution
In one quarter of the globe and pos
sessed of despotic power In the rest OF
the wcrl1S Flow long Ia the copstiiu,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
MEN HAVE MANY POCKETS
Their Wives Meanwhile Struggle Atoms

Their Wives Meanwhile Struggle Along
Without q Single One.
Dreams go by contraries, so they say.
Pockets follow the same rule, as can
be shown by looking at ones attire.
Men have from fourteen to sixteen
pockets in their various outer gar
ments; women not one. Men have rela-
lively little use for such accessories
at least for not more than a brace or
so; women need them, for they must
pick up and carry above the dirty
streets pounds Of skirts or get them
smudged.
For instance, these days nothing is
more common than to see well.dress-
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
Efrect of Diet on Di.nos,t,on

Some authorities hold to the idea
that a child's disposition is largely gov
crned by his diet, citing the gentleness
of the rice-eating races against the
quarreling Of meat-eatlng children in
proof. Willie this may or may not be
true, 1t is certain that wholesome food
reacts 10 produce wholesome temper.
ament "Pork and pie" says an old
DOCTOR lis as pernicious as original
SIM which is putting 1t with forcible
IL blunt philosophy.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

The average salary paid last year to
Methodist ministers in this country was
$473.35. When the sums gained in a
year by even the third-class prlze-fight-
er are compared with this pitiful sti-
pend. the fact that there is something
wrong with the public mind and pub
lie pocketbook becomes decidedly ap-
parent.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

When young Wellington left Elton at
sixteen he was declared by his mother.
the Countess of Mornington. to be
food for powder, and nothing more"
He was considered too stupid for any
of the learned professions, and was
sent for two years to military school
In France. Then he began that remark
able career, the story Of which for forty
years was also the story Of the English
nation. Don't Judge Of boy too hast
ily
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
keeping Still About II.

1t does not escape public notice that
the administration is as quiet about
the Hay-paunccfotc treaty as cat Is
after stealing cream. This attitude will
not help the deal any. We are not pre-
pared to say whether the official OBJ
structioa placed in the way of canal
legislation will serve the purpose it was
intended to, namely, that Of defeating
the Hepburn-Morgan bill In this session
Of Congress, but we can assert with
great confidence that unless Mr.. Nc
Ilinley shall withdraw that convention
Of crawling surrender TO Great Britain
before he is many days older he will
soon have reason to regret his mistake
in not doing so.-Washington Times.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

A Chicago man who took $4,000 of
other peoples money has been found
guilty In court. 1t has taken four years
to convict him. but there is great en-
couragement In the fact that justice Is
still on tap for the rich criminal, even
II 1t does come slowly from the spigot.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

A warning to poets is sounded in the
wall of Thomas Dunn English. refer
ring to "Ben Bolt" 81 heartily wish
that l had never written the words at
ALL" he says, "slnce they have made me
the game of autograph hunters and
have otherwise caused me annoyance"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

ton to shield us and our children IL ito
protection is withheld from the hum.
5lest inhabitants? Let me borrow the
words Of Lincoln: This republic cannot
endure one-hnlf free and one-half
slaves We must be all citizens, or in
time we will all be subjects. did not
want to assimilate these alien and in
feriOr races, and pray God to deliver
us from the task. But If you will take
them they must share our destiny with
,,o,,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
French Newspaper Ente-r.,..

lie Matin, founded in Paris by tive
Americans ten years ago, has nov
grown to be one of the most powerful
newspapers in the French metropolis
Six months ago 1t raised enough money
In one week to build two submarine
boats-Le Franchise and L'Algerien-.
which 1t presented to the government.
Now the paper devotes $500, 1000 ia
equip surveying mission to the trans,
Sahara railroad, declining to accept
any help in equipping.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

In Chicago recently a poet lost q $3.50
watch and a poetess lost manuscripts
representing five ycars OF rl,yming. The
public at least will insist on congratu-
lating the person who finds the watch.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

Emperor William wants to have his
salary raised few millions. His royal
ties MS a playwright evidently do not
bring him in enough to live in style
becoming to his station.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

Statistics show that out OF every
three persons struck by lightning two
recover. This refers to Jove's bolts. No
man struck by political lightning ever
fully RECEIVERS.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

Revolver practice in the unied States
army is said to show very poor scores.
Officers should encourage men to be-
lleye that the weapons are not loaded.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

The laps take TO bicycling, but they
take to manufacturing their own bicy-
cles, too. That's where the fun does
not come in.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
Dollars in common.

'fWhat's mine is yoursr, the heiress ssis
10 the count, her husband, and ever
hence
They happily lived, for in many cg.e
Common dollars may take the place,
In measure. of common sense.
Detroit Free Press.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

You don't get any sheepskin in the
school of experience, but the curricu-
lum is a valuable one.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

Prof. Sumner, in his pessimistic lee
ture OH marriage. makes the announce
ment that only 10 per cent. of married
persons realize all the happiness and
all the ideals with which they started
out in their married life. This is an
assertion, and not 4 fact. While it is
doubtless true that married life does
not realize all that is expected of it TO
many persons, yet 1t is the mistake of
having too great expectations and of
placing ideals TOO high. 1t is often the
fault of the married persons that the
idealistic fancies of the antc.nuptal
state are not realized. Frequently there
is too much idealism and too little prac-
ticability when the married state is CHI
tered into. The object OF affection is
idealized aud placed upon pedestal in
worship and when this object desires
food and drink commensurate with the
demands of nature there is an awaken
ing and shattering of the ideal. Until
tile interval between ideal and practical
excellence is lcssened there will always
be failure 10 realize the ideal In mar.
riage. Just how Prof. Sumner obtains
information as to the per cent. OF mar.
riages tlat are not rcalizations OF TO.
mantle expectations is not clear. He
is one man and can speak, il he be mar,
ried, authoritatiyeiy Of but one mar
riage. People who parade their dis
appointments in marriage before the
public are the very ones who would
build in Imagination standard of per
lection and q model Of excellence 70,
the partner in the marriage contract
and when that ideal was not realized
10 proclaim the fact from the house
tops, never giving consideration of the
possibility Of their own failure to be III
life as they had been conceived IL
fancy. Perhaps Prof. Sumner has fig
ures as to the per cent. OF the unmar
rled men and women who have realized
all the happiness and all the ideals
With which they started out in life. II
he has lie would contribute an interest
ing chapter TO a much mooted contro
versy by making them public.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

The private who has never tried out
ranks the general who has done his
best and failed.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
Growing lbs own Ties,

The Big Four Railroad has planted a
large tract of land in Indiana with
quick-growing trees, which will be con.
verted into cross ties.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

After woman passes thirty al.
should quit talking about hearts, ex.
cept beef hearts for baking.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

Since the collapse Of the -four trust
there's a feeling the same fate may
overtake other grinding monopolics.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

Gratitude is sublime passion. but
Ike all other sublime thugs IT Is rare,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

You can't always measure a widow,
grlef by the length Of her veil. I
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

The corset trust evidently calculates
to squeeze the market.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

aires,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04

Always take sufficient time to con-
slider; then decide quickly.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1900-04-04
HOW BULLETS SPLIT,

HOW BULLETS SPLIT,
Tho above sketch was made from bullets
actually taken from wounded soldiers.
The two depleted at the top arc dunn
DUN bullets, the others those used by the
British.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

81 had been a sufferer fox many years
from nervousness with al its symptoms
ard complications, writes Mrs. o. n.
Fisher, 1861 Lezington Ave. New York,
NY. al was Constantly going % see
physician OF purchasing medicine. In
the surinz Of Isg7 my husband induced
me 70 t-y Dr.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton. After taking one bottle and fol-
lowing your advice was % encouraged
that I took Eve more bottles, and then
stopped sor several weeks as j felt 20
much better, but still was not cOfs-
eletefy eIzTeS. / commenced taking It
again and felt that was improving
faster than at first am not now cross
and irritable. and have a good color n
nv face; have also gained about ten
pounds IN weight and one h0ESdEs
soEnG5 Of cossfoyt, for an a new
woman once more and yoCT advice and
your Fayorite Prescription Is the cause
OF Il. coupled with the Pleasant Pellets
which are not 20 be dispensed with. l
took eight bottles OF the Prescription
the last time, making fourteen N all,
and Will not take any more unless you
50 advise, for do not see as ! need Il
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05
NEW VOL. 35.--NO. %.
s.oneran !aekson,s FIST Victory.

The s,,.9xi1- incident IN the hts Of
Gen. Thomas J. Jackson. which. ! BE-
lsv., L.saevsr been given to the pub
lie. o., which : heard several time.
from the lipI Q: ny venerable uncle,
NJ. Conrad K.s,sr. Who lived a; W..-
Ton. in LEWIS county, Va nov W.s,
Virginia. .5as ,h-.e miles above the
-O.I Cc--.1s Jackson Mills. where
young jackson lived with bis u1e,e,
". .zrv. 70 show ,sst these sterling
qualities Of le'i and hear; VAica .
characterized Is lie II later ys-rs
were innate IL Tie coy, and even At
the early ase Of t-a ysars as h.Sa
sense @: honor and keen perception O.
he right aHsi II Is mind 50 high a
standard Q: morality 'a-' hseoa,i not
easily oe induced 70 Over II 4, the
;'2s 2ea.-'-sl ne " ''' s''A '''s''
On s-'ss 'alSs STOOD 'l' '-l 1-.--' "As
vel ''ocN@- V..a asa' A2oaE "a''a
none wsrs >o1s1; after % eagerly as
ina; noble sane a'a called The PIKE
Ton, 4s ne vas ;aI...a5-E called
partially 'a2; LED ne a'1-His o; 'le
limited - IA'.s' a Tie -''-s ''-'9
@; "'s.5a- oae day ION PROPOSED
70 M Ass,=7 mat LIE 'o1.- lei a'1
nave al ;@s PIKE ne caught i 1901 u
,sa5;- o. ever d, 'le l'-'S '' @''y
cents each ~. A'''' accepted '@7
proposition. 50 ne solemn compact
T4s -o1c.u-ei.
Ten continued to perform -.s con-
tract faithfully, aai sold Ass,sr every
g.ds lecars1' o. tie regular length
11u- one day he "as s'sa oy Oo.. Ia
co;t gong through town G'a'HS
s,.a---. .'' AsS.7' > os--'-- '-..s'
- Hs.E-. %. PIKE ta.riY-e.5lt iHcl's
u -eIS,a, when the following co..oI1y
took place
'H'-o' ION. That a me asa you
have / want 10 Guy IT,
Tom, without apparent ia's7ss; ID
VIA; ne Colonel vas saying aaa WITH
GU: a@.uns. ic5n.ca-y gsI-.'d Sold
70 w. hester.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

4 short time ago a father, who has
four or five sons saad a little home, was
heard worrying about the future. His
friend said to him
why, you need not worry you
have a piece Of property and all these
growing soas-some Of them men
and these can take care Of you.
The father replied my friend, l
wiIl tell you something = poor father
is able to raise FIVE boys and take care
Of them all, but often FIVE grown sons
ar. not able to take care OF their old
father.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

A young man who held a loaded
pistol to his head, and threatened to
blow his brains out unless the giTl
who had refused him would consent
to have hin, was coOlly told by the
young lady be would have TO blow
some brains into bis head first. he
didn't blow.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

favored ne and became wealthy.
t., wears had made mes wiser man
ssws,l.a richer one. Nor was :
unknown % fame
Ia certain city whittier had gone
. s.,;vsr ? course @: lectures 70 a
Young mems soc:s.v. : %. acquainted
MI. . vsrrs woman. Joz.pb;ue MI
rov bv name. va5ss ia,bs. was a NIL
,;5-s;-. With tbs vo-u. la6v : tz.l
5s.7z-s-s,v IL love On. s.r. sic vas
--.l~ srrsr5,v. really beautiful. Sic
vas s-s.v educated. graceful. AMI TIE
5ns.- singer : have heard II private.
=. conversations. powers were
charming. All w.:- a.. t5;s So vs.
tender a-3 wouz1,y.
Ir-sssed nv s1.,. usy., dreaming
O: :1s ...,.z g.r. a4i whipped II the
country scaooL Sac are -= asr
hear, and a.. ne wealth @, woman :
affection II contained. ar II gave
her ny very soul
How happy l Tas- only a true -o'-
=, "-' .s7-s 'as glorious influence @
q gifted To-a-' power. can know
U1s evening nv A1AHls' ''.l7 ----
! '''z 4 stroll together N ne A'@
c: '-7 city We 81; down On ne
grassy BRINK o. a immature -AAs' n
ne centre @; T-.sa s's@; so non
ser Il o'57z' ias'" 1g strong s-s q
-As-.1E water "l-s g. AROUND -
sr's-, 1oT-7E sets CASING IN '-'
E.1I s.'E.7s o.'- s-F-T June lAy.
We talked 0; 5lE -oTs anu %. CON-
.a5 -Ig;4-'. @, .-e sN7s,' 'F-s-' '.'.-' E
;2-' q! o7Eoli- w. '- "As o .,.S
- -'7sl " '7--'T' ''a--7' o NM
-7,---7 o=' "zs- '-s s.7-
o Liz. ! -11ael .-'2 ,-7 >-'', -a'
eyes q ne S,''''-' *-A- 80.
ne ana a'"- ever &c ----' ----
queen: -..4' a. a-.' nine an -
--7~-. : " go "-'- ---'' a. -
v0-t .Is common 10: Of nan.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

Didn't you tel ne that you could
bold the plov said a farmer 10 :
green Irishman, whom he had taken
II OF trial.
"Arrah, said Pat, "how could I
hold i with two horses drawing II
away from ns2 But give It to ne IL
Ii. barn, and II hold It With any
BODY.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

Il an not certain, said the father,
that ny daughter loves You suth-
cis1tly TO warrant ne in trusting her
TO your keeping Tor life.
We'll, replied the young man,
perhaps you haven't had the sane
advantages for observing things tLat
I have
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

a big ambly, said the old c0lOrsd
inhabitant, ''is sometimes great bless
in to po man. I got nine Sous
oI en- young. One got run over bT a
railroad, es I got damages out er him
4 er one had a leg shot Of sndurin de
las war, en de guv'meut cone up
han some fer him en al DO res er
dem has had De good luck to git hut
.sd IN some way. en- ever time dat
come I gos 1. damages; 50 IN my ol
age I fselin mighty comfortable, en- l
rises ur en- calls dem chillun blessed !
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

Six hats for men are lower in the
crown than they used to be,but wom-
ems bonnets are jos; as high as ever
81 TO S4O0.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05
Tns Regret Of Hjs LIE.

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~ ,r.--- .-+ kindly br- frankly
--.;,:- s~ .I,r- ~, vsv thing.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

A Boston paper 8 in favor Of NO.
men voting if they want to. " A wet
ern paper would Ike TO see the nan
who would make them vote II they
didn't want 10.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

Tommy-Say, paw
Mr. Figg-Well ?
What Is kogie
"a kof5s Is 9 i.i4ee where ths Brit-
ish stOpje, and II generally has BOer
or two on topic.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

Juise-Hers, officer, this man says
be vas arrested for merely taking
cold. I. that correct
O.Ece-I, is, youF honor. lie wss
stealing ice when I nabbsi him.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05

Father Gmpressively) Suppose |
should be taken away Suddenly, what
would become Of you. ny boy
Irreverent Son: I'D stay here The
question Is, what would become Of
you ?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1900-04-05
FOR SALE.
FOR SALE. !.

One 2-Horse-POwer Traction Engine
and one 81 K IS Separator. Terms reas-
enable. Fo- further information apply
70
J. FRANK WELLER.
CharIestown, W. Va.
JaR. ., I9O0-sm.