Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1900-11-23

Glow do you suppose she manages
to have the reputation of being so good.
natured?" Easy enough. She never
c%ultivates any opinions of her own
Brooklyn Life.
Did that girl encourage you any?"
"Well. when l called she didn't appear
herself, but she sent her mother in to
see me instead of her fatller.'-Indian-
apo.ic Journal.
Suggestion.-Wife - We need Il new
set of china, dear. This one is nearly
gone. Husband-Why don't you wait
until we get q new cook and start even?
-Harper's Bazaar.
doe this climate agree with you?"
said the so%licitous person. Every sell
dom," answered the man Of serious
mein. Pm a professional weather
prophet. w Star.
Tommy-Pop. what does it mean 10
fritter your time away? Tommy's Pop
oh, that's just another way of ex-
pressing the futility of arguing with q
woman.-Philadelphia Record.
"What makes you look so gloomy?"
Il just had an awful shock" Did you,
really:" Yes, 1 just heard ii man who
is the same age as myself referred to
as old. '"-Philadelphia Press.
isn't that prominent politician some
thing of an egotist?' II think so; he
won't even let his wife's photograph be
AIKEN without his bust in the back
ground."-Indianapolis Journal.
Johnny! Johnny. You're so noisy.
I'm going to have rubber soles put ON
all your shoes" 'That's great. ma!
And, oh, ma! get me some rubber ell
bows, too!'-Indianapolis Journal.
mo, Tommie, dear, you don't get any
more jam. Next time, when you have
been a very good child, you get some
more" "Say. mother. do you think 1t
will keep so long!'-Brooklyn life.
Mrs. Smith-so Hattie is going to
marry Mr.. Stickker, after all? Mrs.
Brownies. she was forced to it. 1t
was the only way of ever having an
evening to herself.-Boston Transcript.
"Why do you leave your windows
open at night? Aren't you afraid Of
burglars?" YES. that's the reason. IL
i keep the windows shut they'd proba-
bly, break the glass" = PHILADELPHIA
Press.
His Rcason.-Costigan-Casey hozn't
drank a dhrop since he took out the
"accident policy" Cassidy-Whoy; Cos
tigan-He seq he's noticed thot it's al
ways sober lei thot gifts hurted.-
Judge.
Husband - l see they're advertising
bargains in patent medicines at Kutt
& Prices drug store. Wife-Isn't that
too a~ggravating? There isn't a thing
the matter with any of us.-Philadel-
phia Record.
Compensation. = Cleverton = / find
nowadays that if Il man wants to marry
a girl he has to work till he gets her.
Dashaway-But if it's the right girl he
doesn't have to work afterward.-
Brooklyn Life.
81 suppose you have been a goodboy,"
said III youngsters uncle. Well"
was the answer. II haven't had to be as
good as usual. You see, we only have
circus "A summer nowadays."-
Washington Star.
"She used to say lie was Il man Of
very strong will power" eyes, that
was before they were married." "And
how does she put it now:' Now she
says he's as stubborn as an oX."-Chi-
cago Times-Herald.
J~ones-She's Il. ~finc-looking woman
and then such Il splendid carriage She
has! Smith-Splendid carriage? Guess
there's some mistake. Never knew her
to ride in anything but the trolley ears.
Boston Transcript.
"Wlat are you buying all those traps
for!:" doctors orders. He tells me
1 need Il little recreation and insists
that l should go duck-hunting with
him." "Huh! Seems to me that's n sort
of quack remedy. Press.
TEST thought she was going TO
marry old GotroN. Jess-She was, but
she broke the engagement. Tess
What for? Jess-Whcn she accepted
Nal he told her she had put new life in
him. Philadelphia Press.
"Cla1encc. Penelope is going to give
lis IL Lovely easel We'll. she shan't
do it," ..Ciarcnce. what do you mean?"
why, I've lived long enough to know
that people wno have easels are always
trying to get i'd of them.'-Indianap-
oils Journal.
Logical.-Willie- Mamma, L dreamed
last night that papa gave me a bicycle
for my birthday ard you gave me q
watch. Mamma-But. Willie, you know
dreams go by contraries. Willie-4nen
you will give ne the bicycle and papa
the watch?-Brooklyn Life.
We are just holding a love feast"
said young Mr.. Linger, audaciously. 10
Mr.. Frisbie. when that father of al en-
gagged daughter put his head in the
parlor doorway at 11:25 pI
thought it must he n nrotroct