davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Blond WIGS of Romans.

Teutonic peasants were the providers
of blond hair for rich Roman prin-
cesses, who loved the contrast of its
fiaxen hue with their black eyes. They
even had morning wigs, small and
tightly curled, of any color, and kept
the beautiful fair ones to wear when
receiving their admirers in the evening.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
After the Honeymoon.

"You argue like an idiot" angr:ly
exclaimed the husband.
II know it, my DEAR" calmly replied
his better half. "You see, I don't want
to take an unfair advantage of you"
Chicago Daily News.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
UTnenG1 ur01le.

Mrs. Buggins-Why did you move in
from the country? Did you find it too
lonesome?
Mrs. Muggins - Yes; there wasn't
even anybody to inquire how much we
paid our cook.-Philadelp Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Bonus Needed.

Bridget, you've broken as much
china this month as your wages
amount to. Now, how can we prevent
this occurring again?"
81 don't know, mum, unless yez
raise me wages. "-Baltimore Sun.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
A Query.

"Come, come" cried the philosophh
mamma dog, who had just chastised
one of her puppies. "Can you mend
matters by whining in that faShion?'
The puppy continued to whine.
IF not" resumed the mother dog
"whine not philadelphia Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
That
Tired Feeling

Just as surely indicates that
the blood is lacking in vitality
and the elements of health as
does the most obstinate humor
that the vital fluid is full of
impurities. Hoods Sarsaparilla
cures that tired feeling by en-
riching and vitalizing the blood.
creating good appetite and in
MIGRATING every organ Of the
body.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
A SDrinr Sonx.

Spring is not feast of blossoms.
Nor of bonnets-on my soul.
Deeper lies its fount of gladness-
Spring is Just surcease OF coal.
Chicago Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
The u.eful aaa the Beautiful,

Oh, merry bird! Your ways almost
Make human life failure fiat,
You cost d dollar served on toast
And twenty on a lady's hat.
-WaShingtOn Star,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Hoods
Sarsap ariIIa

81 had that tired feeling all the time.
Was as tired in the morning when
rose as I was when went to bed.
took four bottles of Hoods Sarsa-
parilla and it made me feel like new
man. 1 could work hard and not feel
tired. I recommend Hoods to all
who need good medicine" A. T.
CHARTER, Creston, Iowa.
pods 8arsaparlIIa is sold by all drug
! Get Hood s and only Hoods.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
OF Course Not,

A woman may have a will of her own,
But, be she daughter or mother,
She never objects II her name appears
In the last will of another.
Chicago Daily News.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
A Mean Ma N.

"Ah, WE'LL" she sighed = seeing a
chance to reach after compliment
chow can help being silly girl, when
was born on the first of April?"
''Still," he replied, "you haven't had
birthday so long that it seems as if
you might have outlived the effects of
your nativity Chicago Times-Her-
aid.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
SartOrial SaDiency

Bobbs-Clothes do not make the
man.
Dobbs-No; but many a lawyer has
been made by good suit.-Baltimore
American
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Gained
Pounds

MDEARAGRS. PAMNIylAN0L
J was very abkk, and my
friends thought Z was n
consumption.
nHad continual hoadL
aokbos, haolkaokbo and faN-
Ing Of ast0ssEs, and my eyes
were affo0tod.
<<Evory ono noticed ho,v
poorly J looked and ! was
advised 10 take Lydia e.
Pinkhan,'8 Voa0fabIo
00ss1p0Ga1sd.
"Ono hotdo relieved
mo- and after fakninQ ekuibf
b0fdo8 IN, now q healthy
svosssans have 0akne5 IN
weight from, 90 poGznaks 10
4CJ everyone asks what
makes me 50 8t0Gff, !"
MRS. A. TOkLE, 1916 AM-
tan ST, Phikadalphkay Pa.
Mrs.. Pknlkjbas,, has fifty
Thousand 6uob letters
from grateful woman.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Perils Of the Sen.

EYES," said the lady who had been
shipwrecked, 1--WE suffered terrible
hardships. We drifted for two weeks
in an open boat. and. lost my pocket
mirror the first day."-N. Y. Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Pity the Groom.

Pity the groom on his wedding day,
On one the sun ne'er shone,
OF whom the guests had word to say
They have eyes for the bride alone.
Pity the groom on the day he's wed,
And a bachelor adds, with laughter,
"He needs it on that day, as you've said,
But pity him aver after"
philadelphia North American.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Her Opinion.

He-Then you consider woman more
intelligent than man?
Miss New-Decidedly Man hasn't
even intelligence enough to recognize
his inferiority.-Puck.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Bears Them in Mind,

Wiggs-He's very charitable, isn't
he?
Waggs-Who, Pincher?
Wiggs-Yes. He says he always re-
members the poor.
Waggs-Well, that's all. It's mat
ter of memory.-Philadelphia Catho-
lie Standard.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Theory vs.. Fact.

Professor-For anatomical reasons
women cannot stand so long as men.
Young LADY, guess you never say,
a woman having dress ftted.-N. Y
Weekly.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Art Distinction.

Fair Amateur-Yes. I painted this
What school of painting would you
call it?
Artist Notwithstanding school,
N. Y. Weekly.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
What He Preferred.

do you take sugar in your coffee?"
asked Mrs. Small of the star boarder.
mo, ma'am,'' replied the latter;
''but I would like some coffee in it,
Harlem Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Mans Lost Power.

No wonder that man made his mate
Obey in olden days,
For then the men wore armor plate
That hatpins wouldn't phase.
Chicago Times-HeralI
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
A HiHher Gift.

"A financier is man who makes lots
of money, isn't he, pap
"No, Freddy-a fnancier is man
who gets hold of lots of money other
people make."-Puck.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Too Late,

Percy-I feel deuced sorry for poor
Jack.
Ethel-Why, what is the trouble? He
has only been married a month.
Percy-Yes; and his rich uncle has
just died and left him million, when
it's too late to do him any good!-
Puck ....
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Very STRANGE.

Sunday School Teacher finishing the mar
ration)-And this is the story of Jonah and
the whale.
Johnny Cumso-Isn' t it strange they knew
what Jonah was that long ago?-Harlem
Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24

# you want to be content and prosperous,
sell ice in summer, coal in winter, seeds in
spring, and loaf in the fall. - Atchison
Globe.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
S1S Per Week,

A salary of slS per week and expenses to
man with rig to introduce our Poultry Com
pound and Lice Killer among Farmers. ADS
with stamp, Acme Mfg. Co., Des Moines, Ia.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot-Ease,
the feet CuresCorns, Bunions, Swollen, Sore,
Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating feet and In
growing Nails. Aliens FootcEase makes
new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores, Csc. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24

"Now that Belle has secured her divorce.
I, suppose she, is happy" "No, she isn't.
She is married again. PHILADELPHIA North
American. -i4 - -
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
NOT Necessarily.

"The sword swallower must have to
pay lot for board"
''Why?"
"He has such sharp appetite
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Wrong Impression,

He-Am l right in presuming to think
you care for me?
She-No, you are left.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Can This BE True.

A bachelor says that secrets were
Introduced without a doubt
Just to give the loquacfous sex
Something to talk about.
Chicago Daily News.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs.-Wm. o. Endsley, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb. 10, 1900.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
The Proper ResDOnse.

Mamma-Why did you let him kiss you?
Daughter-Well, he was so nice; he asked
me-
''But haven't I told you you must learn
to say MOP"
"That's what did say. He asked me if
I'd be very angry if he kissed me. "-Phila-
delphia Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24

It isn't fair to measure other people in
your half bushel, but you probably do it,
Atchison Globe.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
AT THE FIRST REHEARSAL.

Manager-How can you smile in the
death scene?
Actor-With the salaries you pay
one cannot help looking upon death
as welcome release! - Fliegende
Blaetter.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Spring Sounds.

There's sound in the land like the rub.
a-dub-dub
OF the drum when it's calling to war,
But it's only the noise when the dutiful
hub
Is beating out rugs by the score.
IN. Y. World.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Bible Chronology,

mamie, don't you suppose that
Adam and Eve were created in the
spring."
'No, it must have been late in the
summer. I. was shortly before the
fall, you know."-Harlem Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Another Mean Man.

"Stimson is mean man."
"Why sop
"He's got way of keeping his wife
from going through his pockets fo1
loose change"
SLOWS that?"
"He spends it all before he gets
home. cleveland Plain Dealer.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24

Don't Neglect Cough. Take Some Hales
Honey of Horehound and Tar instanter.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24

Elder Sister-You don't seem to be
doing anything, Mabel. Come out for
a walk. ..
Mabel-Thanks; but I don't think
we ought both to be out together.
If anyone should call on mother I
think there should be one daughter at
home!-Punch.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
The Makers Of Carter. Ink Say.

"We can't make any better ink than we do:
we don't know how to. Wecan make poorer
ink, butwe won't" Carriers Ink is the best.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
A Leading Question,

She-Charley, heard to-day that
diminutive Jack Barnes had made
$2OO,O00.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24

Each package of PUTNAMs FADELEss
DYES colors more goods than any other dye
and colors them better too. Sold by all
druggists.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
rnes is a lucky man.

He-Yes; Barnes is lucky man.
She-Well, but, Charley, why can't
you make 100000? You're twice his
size.-Judge.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24

Some people have faith in odd numbers
and the favorite is number one.-Chicago
Daily News.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24
Mutual Regrets.

"Your refusal, Miss Quickstep," the
young man said, wounds me deeply,
but you cannot deprive me of the recol
lection of the many happy hours have
passed in your company"
II shall remember them with pleas
ure, too, Mr.. Spoonamore, believe me, y
she replied. mo young man of my
acquaintance has ever brought me as
delicious chocolate creams as you
have" Chicago Tribune.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24

To Cure Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-05-24

"This last photograph of mine il
simply atrocious.''
eyes, but an excellent likeness,
don't you think, dear?"-The King.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-09-26

no more without the consent of the
American republic; what American
heart thrills not with pride at that pros
pect? And yet our interests are weaV-
ing themselves so rapidly around the
world that that time is almost here.
When governments stay the slaughter of
human beings, because the American
public demands it; what American heart
thrills not with pride at that prospect?
And yet tonight there sits in CONSTANT
nople sovereign who knows that that
time is nearly here. When the COM
merce of the world on which the worlds
peace hangs, travelling every ocean
highway of earth, shall pass beneath
the guns of the great republic; what
American heart thrills not at that pros
pect? Yet that time will be here before
the second administration of the last
American president of the nineteenth
century and and the first president of
the twentieth century, William McKin-
ley. When any changing of the map of
earth requires a conference of the pow
erS, and when, at any congress of the
nations, the American republic will
preside as the most powerful Of powers
and most righteous of judges; what
American hearts thrills not at that pros
pect? And yet, that prospect is at hand,
even as I speak. It is the high and
holy destiny of the American people,
and from that destiny the American
bugles will never sound retreat West
ward the Star of Empire takes its way"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-09-26
BRIGHTER FOR BRYAN.
Situation In the East Described
by William E. Curtis.

Chicago, Sept. 26.-The Record pub
fishes the following from William E. Cur
tbs regarding the political situation in New
York:
Both political parties are waking up,
but the Democrats thus far are showing
more activity than the Republicans. Mr..
Hanna has arrived here and perhaps he
may be able to put a. little more ginger
into the Republican end of the campaign,
as he is understood to have done in Chi
cago and other parts of the west. The
democrats are gaining confidence IN
Bryan'S election. do not mean the gen.
tlemen at headquarters, who furnish hot
air. without cost or limit and assure you
in whispers that they have received
liable, confidential reports from every
where that everybody is going to support
Bryan and that he will have more votes
than he wants. but I refer to the outside
man who doesn't know much about it, but
has opinions based upon what he hears
from his friends in different parts of the
country. The Republicans are losing con-
it for granted that Mckinley is invincible
is not The betting is running toward
Bryan also, and that is the best barom-
eter of the public sentiment.
Two months ago the Mckinley rooters
were offering odds of and to 1. When
Bryan abandoned the silver issue the bet
ting to 1 and then to 2, 21z to 1.
and the odds have kept getting smaller
with every large bet until now the Nc
kinley men will give no better than to 1.
Mr.. Croker has invested 500. 900 of his
hard-earned savings in bets that average
win a quarter of a million dollars, and
that is an inducement for him to be loyal
and carry the state of New York, as he
is trying to do. He is also encouraging
his friends and heelers to bet also.
Whether by such means he expects to
stimulate their efforts to improve their
fortunes do not know, but it will have
that effect Every Tammany man who
has money up on Bryan will work the
harder for his election, of course. and
Croker is doing all he can to stir up the
Democrats in the interior of the state as
Wen as in the city: He expects to give
Bryan 100000 majority in the city, and is
working with zeal to cut into the Repub--
hcan vote and reduce the Republican ma
jorities in the counties. Democratic mis-
sfonaries are at work in every factory viii
lage as well as in the interior cities. No
attempt is being made to reach the farm
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-09-26
100000 REGULARS
Will Be Demanded Of Congress
by the War Department.

New York, Sept. ga special to the
World from Washington says:
Orders have been issued at the war
department to the chiefs of the different
bureaus to prepare statements showing
the cost of recruiting and maintaining
a volunteer force as against the cost of
maintaining the same number of regu-
lars and based on the item of extra eX-
pense attached to the recruiting and or
ganization of the volunteer forces.
The department will make a strong
fight to have their project for an in
crease in the regular army put through
congress.
The time is fast approaching when the
present volunteers force in the Philip
pines must be Withdrawn. General
Macarthur has frankly stated that he
cannot spare any troops and isin need of
achievements. To maintain the neces-
sary force in the Philippines another
volunteer army must be authorized, or
else an increase in The regular army and
it will be thee endeavor of the war de-
partment to point out that the latter
plan is the only feasible one
The plan now in contemplation is for
the authorization by congress of enough
additional regiments to raise the
strength of the army tC 100000 men, with
permanent recruiting stations through
out the country that the regiments may
be kept up to full strength by constant
recruiting. This plan, it will be claim
ed, will reduce the expenses of the army
as we'll as raise its efficiency.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-09-26
MANY MEN NEEDED.
Work for Thousands at Galveston at
Good Wages.


Galveston, Sept. 26.-The railroads are
finding it exceedingly difficult to pro-
cure sufficient labor to restore their
tracks in and around Galveston to good
condition, to rebuild yards, pick up
wrecked cars and handle freight. This
morning the Santa Fe track gang had
but three men, whereas over 700 were
needed. Later the gang was increased
to sixteen. The Galveston, Houston &
Henderson managed to get ninety men
from Houston, but wanted two hundred.
The wharf company needs three hun
bred men, but can secure a very small
number. The railroad people say that
since martial law was raised the men
they had have rushed back to town and
some are remaining idle, while their wo-
men folk get supplies from the relief
stations, while others have gone in the
public work, which they find easier than
railroad work.
Manager Hill, of the Galveston, Hous-
ton d Henderson railroad, appeared be-
fore the relief committee in behalf of all
the railroads and stated the conditions,
ratiOnS to able-bOdied men, as there is
plenty of work for them to do at good
wages. The relief committee replied that
they were doing their utmost to cut
down rations in the way suggested. and
that the output was daily growing less.
The Santa Fe attempted to get laborers
from points further north on it's line, but
to so cents a hundred pounds for pick
ing cotton. The usual rate is 40 cents
Fourteen hundred men were at work
on the street today The transport
Mcpherson arrived today with relief
supplies from New York to the value of
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-09-26
SAYS IT'S ALL OVER.
Newspaper Correspondent Sees
End of BOer War.

New York, Sept ga Herald dis
patch from L.ourenzo Marques says:
The Boer debacle is complete
BY dint of hard riding from Barber
ton your correspondent overlook General
Ian Hamilton's division, then that OF
General Pole-Carew and finally entered
Komatipoort- Not a shot was hred'
nor was BOer seen during the maIch-
Evidence of the enemy's destructive
ness was everywhere to be seen Inc
bridges had been dynamited. the stores
buildings and homeSteads looted and
burned as had been also the railway
property all the chief stations being
mere masses of smoking ruins among
Kaap Muiden, Hector Spruit and Ko-
matipoOrt. At the last place there is an
enormous area over which the Beers
have wrought destruction.
Any good police fOrce-Say one OF ~, :
600 rnen-can do the rest OF the work OF
pacidcation for security
If General Butler and the others move
on to seize the passes neither Ben VII
5Oen, the new commandment general, with
Steyn and Schalkburger, nor Koetze
with the rest of the derelicts from Ko-
matipoort can escape through the noun
1ains toward Lydenburg and Peters
burg. while to remain in the low veldt
at this season of the year spells death
for men and cattle
The Portuguese have disarmed all the
Boer refugees taken.
The final collapse of the Boer army
may be summarized as follows: When
the Beers, numbering 1000 evacuated
KOmatipOor't they took up positions be-
tween the Lobombo range and the river
They had good positions and could
have made a capital stand, but owing to
the Reorganization and lack OF discipline
that were prevalent, they were only half
hearted
wishing to avoid conflict and I'M
necessary bloodshed, the British general
consulted the Portuguese governor gen
eral. Senior Machado. as to the best
course to be pursued to attain this end.
He asked that enisSaTies should be sent
up with an address to the Beers, point
ing out the uselessneSS of continuing
their resistance and the absolute need
1esSnesS of going on further.
Besides, if they continued to fight
there was a fear of the natives rising.
Owing to the fact that the Portuguese
had been most kind to the Beers and
as they had guaranteed their main
tenance and repatriation and promised
to send them back to their country free
the widest hopes OF its originator.
Instead of dozens coming down to
Lorenzo Marques. twenty-five hundred
arrived in this wise.
Diplomacy therefore triumphed by
bringing the war to a speedy and blood
less close
) DIFFERENT STORY.
London. Sept. 26.-The Daily Mail has
the following dispatch from Lorenzo
Heavy fighting is reported across the
Sabi river. This means that the British
are intercepting Steyn and Reitz, who
northward and to effect a junction.
commando is said to the surrounded near
Petersburg
BRITISH FIND THEIR GUNS.
London, Sept. 26.-Lord Roberts re-
oprts that Gen Ian Hamilton found at
the Crocodile river, near Hector Spruit,
Is guns, including several lost by the
British They were mostly destroyed
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-09-26
PORTO RICANS TO VOTE
ssNaturalized by Annexation"
Gives Suffrage.

Baltimore, Sept. 6.-"Naturalized by
annexation" are the words entered OPP
posite the names of DR.. Francesca Del
Vale, his son, and four other Porto Ri
cans, on Baltimore city's registration
books. The men presented themselves
for registration in several voting pre-
cincts. The registration officials had APP
parently received instructions to allow
the Porto Ricans to register, provided
they complied with the residence clause
of the law which requires citizen to
reside in legislative district six months
before being eligible to vote Isaac
Strauss, counsel to the board, a few
days ago gave an opinion that citizens
of Porto Rico became citizens of the
United States when the island was
made part of the United States terri
tory There are probably 25 Porto Ri
cans in this city who under the ruling
of the board of supervisors will cast
their votes in November