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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Intense Cold.

The usual results of exposure to ex-
treme cold are loss Of energy. both
physical and mental, followed by drow-
siness and disinclination to move; the
mental faculties become torpid and the
senses numbed, while the victim Is
seized with an irresistible desire to lie
down and sleep. If this desire is YIELD
ed to the lethargy passes into stupor
and death follows. Occasionally these
symptoms are preceded by others
which resemble those of intoxication.
and are due to peculiar condition of
the blood, which at very low TEN.
perature takes up an insufficient quan-
tity of oxygen, and so has an Injurious
effect on the nervous system. 1t was
observed during the retreat Of the
French from Moscow that those who
were most severely affected by the cold
often reeled about as If intoxicated:
they also complained of giddiness and
indistinctnesS of vision, and sank
gradually into state of lethargic stu
por, from which it was impossible to
arouse them. Other instances are re-
corded in which persons became de-
lirious and died through a short ex-
posure to intense cold.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23

Wheat -Walla Walla. 53@54hc;
Valley, 53c; Bluestem, SIC per bushel.
Flour-Best grades, $500; graham,
81. 30; superfine, $2.1 10 per barrel.
Oats-Choice white, 80 @36c; choice
gray, 34c per bushel.
Barley-Feed barley, $14@15.OO;
brewing, $1700@1S.00 per ton.
Millstuffs-Bran, $l3 per ton; mid
dlings, $40; shorts, SIS; chop, $l4 per
ton.
Hay-Timothy, $l0@11; clover, $40
7.50; Oregon wild hay, $6@7 per ton.
Butter-Fancy creamery, 5O@5 55c;
seconds, 421a @45c; dairy, 30@37hc;
store, 251a@321ac.
Eggs-l4 = q Ice per dozen.
Cheese-Oregon full cream, 13c;
Young America, lac; new cheese l0c
per pound,
Poultry-Chickens, mixed, $1,000
400 per dozen; hens, $4. 80; springs,
$s.5o@S.5O; geese, $7.OO@S,OO for old;
$4.50@6.50; ducks, $5.0O@6.00 per
dozen; turkeys, live, l0@11c per
pound.
Potatoes-55@90c per sack; sweets,
2@2Ac per pound.
Vegetables-Beets, ST.; turnips, 90c;
per sack; garlic, &c per pound; cab
bage, 80 per pound; parsnips, 81;
onions, $1.50@2.00; carrots, 81.
Hops-7@Sc per pound
Wool-Valley, 12@13c per pound;
Eastern Oregon, S@ lac; mohair, 27@
S0c per pound,
Mutton--Gross, best sheep, wethers
and ewes, 4'4c; dressed mutton, 10
TIC per pound; lambs, 71ac per pound.
Hogs-Gross, choice heavy, $500;
light and feeders, $3.50; dressed,
50, 100000 per 100 pounds.
Beef-Gross, top steers, $4,000. so;
cows, $S.50@4.00; dressed beef, 616 @
7Ao per pound.
Veal-Large, 7@Sc; small, $50
9>ac per pound.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
EXPERTS IN SHIRT IRONING.
Laundries that Make a Speciality of New
Shirts-Other SpeciaIties,


Shirts-Other Specialties.
Among the great number Of laun-
dries in the city there are about half
Il dozen devoted to the laundrying of
new shirts. 1t is harder work to iron
a new shirt than 1t is to iron one that
has been worn, aud it takes more time.
the new cloth is sitter, and 1t doesn't
take starch SO well as 1t does after two
or three washings, when the shirt
works easier in all the stages of its
laundrying. But though the shirt is
hardest to iron the first time, it must
then be ironed its very best; the new
shirt as 1t Is laid down upon the
counter for inspection, or, If custom
made, as it Is delivered, must be sim
ply perfect, and it Is.
1t costs more to have a new shirt
laundried than one that has been
worn; ironers get more pay for ironing
them, and, though 1t takes more time,
they earn more money at it than In
Ironing old ones. Both men and
women are employed in new shirt iron
Ing, the women very likely on the finest
custom shirts.
The ironing of new shirts calls for
the most expert of laundry work. The
collar and cuffs are brought out ex-
actly in accordance with the design.
The two parts of the shirt front are
made TO match perfectly, with the stud
holes, or the eyelets, In one part ex-
actly over those in the other. In pique
shirt bosoms the lines of the pattern
If vertical will be found to be drawn
absolutely straight; and if the lines
run croSswiSe, not only viii they be
found to be straight, but TO meet true
at the middle. The same may be said
of fine colored shirts with patterns
showing vertical or horizontal lines; IL
vertical lines, they are perfectly true;
If horizontal. they are not only per
fectly true. but perfectly matched at
the center: and the entire bosom,
though ironed on fat board. Is ironed |
into slightly concaye shield-like fern
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23

In sentencing prisoner to be hang
ed for the murder Of a soldier, Lord
Eskgrove dilated upon the crime as
follows: "And not only did you murder
him, whereby he was bereaved Of his
life, but you did thrust. or push, or
pierce, or project, or propel the lethal
weapon through the bellyband Of his
regimental breeches, which were his
majesty's"
A story illustrating the retlcence Of
the Scots is credited to Ian Maclaren.
A train was at a station, when porter
put his head into carriage and called
out: Amy one for Doun? Change for
Doun Any one for DounT No one
moved, and In a few minutes the train
was speeding along, not to stop again
for nearly an hour. Then an old Scots
woman turned to a lady sitting near
her and said: "Tm for Doun, but I'd
no tell that man So"
"What is the price of this pin? asked
young man in a Paris shop, handling
small silver brooch of exquisite work
manship. Twenty francs, monsieur"
said the clerk "That's altogether too
much" said the young American; 'it's
for a present to my sister; I'll give you
five francs for IT," "Zen it would be |
zat gave re present to your sister,"
said the Frenchman, with a depreca-
tory shrug, "and / do not know the
young mademOlsellew
The homeliest man In Congress is
Eddy of Minnesota. He rather glories
In the distinction of ugllness, especially
as all his other characteristics are en-
viable. During his last campaign the
enemies of Mr.. Eddy charged him with
being double-faced. He met the charge
In a manner that disarmed all criti-
clsm. Great heavens" said Mr.. Ed
dy to his audience, "do you think that
If had two faces, would wear the
one l am showing you nowT
Buckle attributes the great success
of Scottish men of science to their pref
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
eRADsTREET's REPORT.
Favorable Increase Of Trade as Com
pared TO Last Year.

Favorable Increase OF Trade as Conn
pared TO Last Year.
Bradstreet's says: Satisfactory ad-
vices as to expanding trade in dry
goods and kindred lines come from J
number OF markets. That the aggre-
gate business Of the country is Of good
volume otherwise is, however, indi-
Gated by detailed reports OF increases
in trade, as compared with last year,
confirmed by satisfactory railroad earn
ings reports, by fair gains in bank
clearings and by reports Of better de-
mands for money in commercial chan
nels. A year ago, it may be recalled,
extremely stormy weather was exper-
fenced, and some effects, notably those
on winter sown crops, we're very unfa-
vorabe. This year opposite conditions
have ruled and though some talk OF
lack OF snow in erain-growing regions
is heard no widespread damage from
cold weather is yet noted. In fact,
unseasonably mild weather has been an
appreciable effect on several industries,
notably those engaged in the manufac-
ture OF footwear, in discouraging sales
Of the same actually causing the shut
down OF some rubber manufactures,
and also in the lumber and ice bu
ness. The scarcity of snow in l.
Northwest will unquestlonably affect
the log cutting season, and 6rmer
tone as to values is already perceptible,
notwithstanding talk of labor troubles
affecting the building trades.
The foreign demand for iron and
steel seems likely to have most impor-
tant effect upon prices Of the domestic
product. 1t is conceded that any inn
portant recession in value would be
met by a heavy enlarged export move
ment.
Failures for the week in the United
States number 1879, as compared with
23l last week, 100 in this week year
ago, 269 in 1898, 325 in 1897 and 276
in 1895,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
San Francisco Market.

Wool-Spring-Nevada l2@ l5c pei
pound; Eastern Oregon, l2@16c; Val.
ley, 20@s2o; Northern, l0@lec.
Hops-lS99 crop, ll@13o per
pound,
Butter-Fancy creamery 23@24c;
do seconds, 2a@2s'sc; fancy dairy, 20
Gale; do seconds, lS@l9c per pound.
Eggs-Store, lS@ 10 &c; fancy ranch,
lie.
Millstuffs = Middlings, $3.50 a
1000; bran, $l2.50@lS.50.
Hay-Wheat S6, SOC 9 so; wheat and
oat $6.60@9.00; best barley 5000
700; alfalfa, $6,Oo@7.50 per ton;
straw, 500 45c per bale.
Potatoes-Early Rose, 90@ SOC; Ore.
gon Burbanks, 75c@I.l0; river Bur.
banks, 50@75c; Salinas Burbanks,
S0c@ 10 per sack.
Citrus Oranges, Valencia,
$2.76@S.s5; Mexican lines, $4.00@'
800; California lemons 75c@$l.5 90;
do choice $l.75@s.O0 per box.
Tropical Fruits-Bananas, $l.5O@
$50 per bunch; pineapples, nom-
NAL; Persian dates, 6@6}sc pen
pound.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
BEATS THE HORSE RACES.
Lucky Check that Always Wins Out for
the Owner of It

Lucky Check that Always Wins Out for
the Owner of 1t.
Two young men were lunchlng to-
gether one day last week, and one took
out his pocketbook TO find a certain
memorandum. 1t did not come to hand
readily, and finally he emptied the con-
tents on the table. In looking over
the pile he came to a solled and worn
out piece of paper. Without looking at
the inside of it, he pushed 1t over to his
friend and remarked: "Take a look at
that"
His friend found 1t to be a check for
$50 drawn by the man himself, made
payable to currency, and dated several
months before.
what on earth have you been car
rying this around for?" he asked OF
the man with the pocketbook.
Il thought you'd ask" replied the
other. "Well, that's my lucky check
You know, I'm fond of the 'bang-tails,
and every few days l drop into a pool
room and make a bet or two. Some
times l win, but more often lose. But
this check never goes back on me.
When l run out of currency get down.
on any old thing of horse with the
check. That's all have to do. No
matter If It's Beautiful Bill to beat
Yellow Tail, 1t wins. always get
back the check and wad of currency
from the bookmaker. I've bet that
check at least dozen times in the last
six months, and l wouldn't take three
times its face value for it,"
what makes you wait till you 90
broke before you bet itY' asked his
friend. "Why don't you start in with
the check and keep it up till you've got
a bank roll?'
"Humph" replied the man with the
check. IL guess you don't know much
about the horse racing game"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
old Hudson Rax Receipts.

Among some curious records of %
Hudson Bay Company are receipp
which read as follows: Received pc
Lapwing, Jane Goody, as per inVOle
In good condition" Received per "
prey, Matilda Timbins. Returned pc
Lapwing, as not being in accOrdsnes
with description contained in invoice
These belong to pioneer times, ws.
white men who settled in new paris y
the country were either obliged to Il
main bachelors, marry squaws or senl
east for wives, trusting to the Juos'
ment of the company to select then
and send them out,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
PACIFIC COAST TRADE.



Onions, new, $2.25@2.50 per sack.
Lettuce, hot house, 40c per dOz,
Potatoes, new, $18@20.
Beets, per sack, 75@85c.
Turnips, per sack, 60c.
Carrots, per sack, SOC.
Parsnips, per sack, 75@85c.
Cauliflower, 75c@$l per dozen.
Cabbage, native and California,
$1,000 rs per 100 pounds.
Apples, $l.25@1.50 per box.
Pears, $l.00@1.25 per box.
Prunes, 60c per box.
Butter-Creamery, 31c per pound
dairy, l7@22c; ranch, zoe per pound
Eggs-20c.
Cheese-Native. Ice.
Poultry-13@l4c; dressed. 14@15c.
Hay--Puget Sound timothy, $12.00;
choice Eastern Washington timothy,
$l8.00@19.0O
Corn-Whole, $23.00; cracked, $23;
feed meal, $23.
Barley-Rolled or ground, per ton,
$21; whole, $22.
Flour-Patent, per barrel, 1925;
blended straights, $500; California,
1925; buckwheat flour, 5000; gra.
ham, per barrel, $3.50; whole wheat
-four, $500; rye -four, $3.80@4.00.
Millstuffs-Bran, per ton, $l400;
shorts, per ton, $1,000.
Feed-Chopped feed, $4,000 per ton;
middlings, per ton, $50; oil cake meal,
per ton, $4,000.
Fresh Meats-Choice dressed beef
steers, ~ @Sc; cows, 7c;mutton SC;
pork, 71ac; trimmed, 9c; veal, $40
l0c.
Hams-Large, l3c; small, 1917;
breakfast bacon, IL &c; dry salt sides,
&C.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Distribution of Prize Money.

The dispute as to the amounts Of
prize money to which Admiral Dewey
aud his men are entitled for the de-
struction of the Spanish feet in Manila
bay has led to an inquiry as to the
scope of the law applying in such mat
ters. 1t has been learned that the re-
vised statutes provide that If a prize
vessel was of superior or equal force
to the captor, all the prize money goes
to the captor; If 1t was inferior, half
only goes to the captor and half to the
Government. The money Is divided
thus: To the feet or squadron COM
mander, one-twentieth; to the second in
command, one-fiftieth, this to be taken
from the Governments share, If there
Is such share, and to be additional to
his share as commander of ship max
ing capture. To the feet captain, 1
per cent, except when the vessel on
which he is actually makes the capture;
In that case he shares as the other Off
GERS To the commander Of single
vessel, one-tenth if the vessel was at
tached to q fleet or three-twentieths IL
1t was operating alone. All the rest is
distributed among the officers and men
in proportion to their pay. For q naval
victory the Government gives bounty
of 500 for each officer and man on
every vessel of an inferior force that Is
captured or sunk; if the force was supe-
rior the bounty is 5000 head, and the
total amount is divided as the prize
money Is.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
RIGID CENSORSHIP IN AUSTRIA.

ewspapers in Francis Joseph's Do
main Must Not Speak Too Freely.
.'he editor of a small provincial pa.
In Austria was in great difficulty
find a fit subject for his leading ar.
lie, having been too intent upon 9th.
business or upon pleasure to pro-
ie one. The last moment had come
the editor was in despair. He tor.
ed his brain in vain, when he sud.
lly was inspired by happy thought
dashed off the lines:
After carefully peruslng the leading
.icle written for the present number
one of the ablest of our contribu-
Irs, we have arrived at the conclusion
that 1t may be misinterpreted by the
authorities and regarded as an attack
upon the government. We ourselves
consider 1t to be perfectly innocent,
but, as we are unwilling, for our read
ers sake, as well as for our own, to
have our newspaper confiscated, we
have very unwillingly, though, as we
think, prudently, resolved to withdraw
the article. This must serve as the
apology to our readers for the blank
space in our present ISSUE"
The journal was published in the
evening, and the sly editor, after per-
forming this little piece of stratagem,
left the Office in high humor. AS soon
as he arrived in the office the next
a clerk came up to him, with
a dOleful expression, and said, Herr
Redaktor, the paper is coniscated by
the policep' For what reasonp asked
the astonished editor. For malicious
ridicule of the institutions of the Aus
trian empire by the omission of the
leading article" replied the man.
New York Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Henry Clay and the Hunter.

When Henry Clay was stumping
Kentucky for reelection, at one of his
mass meetings an old hunter of wide
political influence said: "Well, Harry,
I've always been for you, but because
of that vote (Which he named I'm GO
in agin you" LET me see your rifie,"
said Clay. 1t was handed to him. "Is
she good rifle?" "Yes." did she
ever miss fire?" "Well. yes, once"
why didn't you throw her away?"
The old hunter thought moment and
then said: Harry, I'll try you agin."
And Harry was rejected.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Millions for Snowsbeds.

Thirty-two miles of snowsheds cost.
Ing SCI foot, or total of S1O,S13, 44O.
represents the price one transconti-
mental railway had to pay before it
could run its trains over the Rocky
Mountain division of its road. That
was merely the first cost; since that
outlay fully S1,0OO,OO0 has been spent
annually in keeping the sheds in re-
iair and the exposed tracks free from
snow.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
wu Ting Fang's Clever Little Son.

WI Ting Fang's Clever Little Son.
The Chinese minister to the United
States, WI Ting Fang, has little soG
who evinces wonderful interest in the
deeper subjects of life. Not long ago
he was talking to some of his little
playfellows, and they were discussing
the Sunday school. One boy was in
dignant over a text his teacher had
given him to explain.
TITS a Chinese puzzle, anyway" said
the boy to the minister's son.
In that case" said the little ORR
entail, II guess can tell you all about
it. What is the question, anyway
The Sunday school student, the son
of naval officer. looked at the little
Chinaman and answered:
This Is it. What's the meaning of
the Bible question, In my Fathers
house there are many manSions?"
The naval officers son felt confident
that he had ''stumped' the minister's
son. But he reckoned without his host.
The little Chinaman looked with con-
tempt at the American.
Why, don't you know what that
means2 In my Fathers house there
are many mansions. That is an apart
ment use."-Wsshington Post.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Shingles Made from stumps.

A new industry has sprung up in ln'
cut-over pine lands near SandsloasT
MINI. A Michigan shingle manuias
turer has located east Of town VIZ
machinery suitable to transform "
thousands of large stumps into SUE
giles. These stumps now stand tr9D
two to four feet above ground and ols
as sound as the day the tree was ~
Minneapolis Times. 4
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Such Is Fame.

Mrs. Parvenu (at the reception)-You
are an artist, l believe?
Literary lion-Well, not exactly,
madam. l am what you might prop
erly term word painter.
Mrs. Parvenu-Oh, now understand.
You paint signs for living.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
A LonR-FeIt Want

Borem ian amateur photographer
understand they have discovered a
method of photographing sound.
Miss Cutting (yawning)-Well, Pm
glad to know it. Perhaps some people
will now be able to take hint when
they hear it.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23

that is graceful in shape and model
Of uniformity. The perfectly laundried
new shirt is something that must com
mand the admiration of everybody
that likes good work, and the ironing
Of 1t is the top-notch Of laundry work
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23

Hixon-You are the only man ever
heard of who started out to build
house for $4,000 and actually succeeded
in finishing 1t within the limit. How
did you manage it2
Dixon-Oh, that was an easy matter.
! had my architect draw up plans for
a $1,000 house. See?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
The JIsuaI Wav

Watchmaker-All that ails yOt
watch is that the hands are caugt
The big one seems to be holding the l
tie one.
Miss Gay (demurely)-Isn't that d
right way?-Jewelers' Weekly.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
A Long, Long Time.

Bingo-Lets see; when did your sis.
ter visit Us last? 80
Mrs Bingo-How do you expect me
TO remember so far back as that? She
was mere the last time you took me to
the theater-Detroit Free Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Feminine StratA-

Mrs Jones-Mrs. Brown seems q
cold toward her husband of late.
Mrs. Smith-Yes, I've noticed !,
wonder why 1t is.
Mrs. Jones-I don't know, uplo,.
a hint that she expects a new sss,.
sacque before the weeks out.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Family History.

Little Willle-Say, "a. did Won
have another wife besides maj
Pa-No, Willie. But why do
ask?
Little Willie-The family record
the Bible says you married 4,
Domini 1877.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Irish Advice.

Never be critical upon the lade
was sthe maxim of an old Irish pei
remarkable for his homage to the Sd
The only way that a true gentleml
ever will attempt to look at the faua
OF pretty woman is to shut his eyes
Golfers Weekly.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
DIPLOMACY.

Miss Wunder-Why do you alwa!
ask Miss Singer to play her own accOI
paniment?
Miss Gabby-Why, she always PLAY
loud enough to drown her voice.-Bal1
more American.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Wasted Opnortunities.

Slowboy-Then you regard me only
in the light of friend.
Miss Swift-Well 1t isn't my fault If
you don't know enough to turn the
light down.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
A Real Sinecnro

Iired Iompkins-There's one Job
wouldn't mind havin', Horace.
hungry Horace Gin amazement,-
What's that?
"Lineman fer er wireless telegram
comp'ny." Life. ="
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
His New GraH

Wiekwire-Look here. This Is the
ourth time this morning you have been
N here asking for the price of a meal.
Dismal Dawson-Yes. l am the alb
sent-minded beggar, don't We know
indianapolis Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Death-Dealing Instruments.

Soapless SAM see dey's been anud-
der drowned in a bath tub, Petey.
Perambulating Pete-Yep; say, dem
t'ings is as dangerous as trolleys.-
Philadelphia North American.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
In Favor.

PEARL almost love Harry.
Ruby-But he is such slow fellow
Pearl-Thats just it. He actually
took fifteen minutes to put on nv
skates last night.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
According to Rudxard.

Larry-Be gosh, it's a wonder tn
British proivates don't git mixed.
Denny-Phoy shud they?
Larry-FOr tn raison thot livery mon
Is named Tommy Atkins"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
A Friendly Tip.

Hicks-Huh! l don't see anything
very hard about learning to skate.
Wicks-Suppose you try it once. You
may not see it, but you'll probably feel
Its
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Woes of wedlock.

1--WE might just as well come to an
understanding right now," said the
angry husband. "It's hard for you to
hear the truth, especially from me,
but"
Indeed 1t is," interrupted the patient
wife. II hear it so seldom"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Diplomacy.

She-Must you really go so soon?
He-My dear girl, I've been gone
ever since l met you.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Quite a Different Thing.

Mr.. Doe-I am surprised that you p4
up with your sons extravaganza.
Mr.. Roxe-Oh, don't. l merely p;
up for it.-New York Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23

Friend-Who bought your "Fi
Row" picture?
Artist-A hair-restorer concern.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23

He lat the piano)-Do you know
dreamt l dwelt in marble halls"
She-No; what did you have for su
per?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Where Sense Cor,es Tn

Laura is foolishly in love with thl
man."
us he so handsomeY
No; but she says he can poke Fl
with more discernment than any ma
she ever saw in her life. ."-IndianapOI
Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-02-23
Knew He Was a Good Catch

Knew He Was a Good Catch.
She-And now, Elfred, dear, i
would better go and ask papa.
He-No, darling, 1t isn't necesso
He and fixed that all up beforebai
It's business before pleasure, you knd
philadelphia Bulletin.