Evening journal., 1900-07-26

ers. but haint reached no desiShun.-
Newell Ball an them luther Addixl
fellers over aroun Bridgeyille played
the Reglcrs a mitey meme trick on Sat-
terdy mite. Frum wot ] kin here, Corr
lnelyus Swain, the Regler leeder down
lin that seckshun, made up his mind tol
hold "A Regler Republican mass meetin'
I to rattyfy the nOmmynashun OF Mister
\ Mackinlee and Mister Rusefelt. SO he
! hired the eullerd brass band fer the
lockashun an invited Senses SoOperviser
IJonathin S. Willis. of Milford, an Rob-
Icrt II. Richerds. of Wilmington. 10 do
1.-THE talkin' Our fellers got wind of the
ltrUbble an went to the cullerd band
llfellers and told 'em wet a dredfu thing
hit wud be fer them to lend there coun-
J tonance an support an BLOWN apper-
/ attus to emmy such movement. They
d allowed as how Mister Addix wudn't
3 like hit. Finally they consented to
b. K nsell there engagement with Mister
/ Swain an let the meetin' go bi default.
{ After our fellers got outten the way,
- Mister Swain went back to the he'd
D, senter of the band fellers and argewed
p the matter go effecktively that a mo-
e ehun TO reconsider prevailed. Wen
r Newell Ball herd of this doophsity he
a went back to the leeder of the band
D an sed;
! Now. lookee yere This situashuns
I this away Mister Addix owns fore OF
I them there horns yu fellers is blowin'
e an he's sent wurd down yere that ei
e you toot a toot at that there Regler
{ meetin' yu must give up them horns
Il fer, althO he's rich. he haint wurth
/ enuf to pay fer musick fer Mister Will
G lis an Mister Richerds. Here's mi
tlpowe. of attorney to take them horns
IT an now yu kin do as yu plese about
3 hit"
Il Mister Balls a pollytishen frum the
o wurd go. He don't travel on broad
n lines. but whatever ne duz is mitey
% efecktive. I here sum talk of Mister
It AddiX increasin' his salerry as Bay
g. Stalt gas direc0ter on account of this
yere keep de Ia, as Mister Wiley call.
n hit Wot strikes me funny, Mary Ann
N Is how a man who haint burnt nuthir
q but taller dips, kerrysene an two-fer
n FIVE cent seegars all his life kin hole
(. sech a responsible an lOOkertive posi-
10 shun in them big gas wurks of Mistel
~ AddiX. 10 jes' goes to show wot Mistei
"a AddiX kin make of a man of he takes
\ likin' TO him an uses him.
a HOws corn a-lOokln? / CESS hit
|, tAaHtltA Out III Aula tlHltt nam L lLs ~
q, no our ole friend Jabez Wiley. OF Green
n, wood He's a troO bloO Addx man am
i no mista1k. / here as how they wu
= holdin' revival meetin' in the En- Pc
/, Church down there in Greenwood an
h sum OF the bruthers an sisters as
- Jabe 10 git cOnveEted an line church
!, Jabe studded fer a vile an then sed
II "Ef hit wuz mex Spring I mite d
n hit but yu no I'm an Addix man, an
= no Addix man hain't got no rite to jim
70 church wen an eleckshun's comm on
~ Them's the kind of fellers we have
N Mary Ann. They'll lose there soles fe
,r Mister AddiX, an hits serprisin HOY
: menny of them is dOin' hit.
y Willerd Sawlsberry's run off to No
h Hampsher fer a breathin' spell, but
i motifs as how Mister Biggs an Miste
.r Handy an Mister Kenney is stayin' rit
NJ home attendin' to biznes. Sum of Mis-
u, ter Sawlsberry's trends is settin' III
a kandydates in the legislative deestrictl
but they're gittin' in the feeld wen pas
lures mitey short. The general i'm
~ preshun down yere in Sussix is tina
vile Willerd don't stand no show q
a bein eleckted hits a mitey good thin
u TO have him chareman of the Stait Sen
y trel Committee. fer hit keeps him an
y, his fellers hard at wurll fer Biggs an
I, kenney. There wuz a good menn
=, Dimmokrats hoo believed that ef sum
~ thin wuznt dun. Willerd an his crow
~ wud lay down altogether / wish Mis-
- ter Addix an Mister Sawlsberry Gu
make combynashun fer this next leg
y, islative seshen. Ef things don't go Wi
I, lerd's way. us fellers is expectin hiI
4 to do sumthin Mise wen snow cum.
! Under eXistin condishuns we don't sc
n, how we kin win out without DimmC
~ kratlc help of sum kind.
=, Bob Harmin an Charley Birds up [
~ sumthin an Pete Cooper an Georg
a Mclntire had better be sittin' up mite
~ watchin' there fenses fer attorney ger
~ erel an reseever of taxes. There's
~ combynashun bein' wurked by Miste
y Harmon and Mister Bird. an eff tn
a luther fellers don't do sumthin there
n goin' to be a bubble play on Willerd
70 politlkal pool table an Cooper an
10 MaelSintires goin' TO lose Brandywin
re hunderd, ef nuthin' else
IL Well, / must close. Mary Ann. fe
n, hits time to go in bathin' an I'm goiI
a. to try an git Kale Laten to stop siftir
81 sand long enuf TO wade in am here We
!, the wild waves Is sayin' about Miste
~ Addix's prospecks.
re With mutch luv to yu an the chil
,r dern ! continyu to be.
re Yore risin' husban'.
,e Bill Jones
,e p. S.-l wlsht yu cud here jim Hew
n sing Shawnee River. Ant Diners Xviii
pr IN Party an Tentin on the Ole Kan
,d Ground. He's got a bareoftone volc
!. that's a revelashun 20 luvers Of musi,
4 an wen him an wing Tim WaIlrftt oif
~ TO singin' dooet an yung Ned Kock
~ ran Joins in with his wissel the Sawls
ie berry men down here wipes the tere
Al outten there eyes an walks off dow
NJ the beech huntn' fer sOllytood an 81
I" tense. They CANT bare to see the Bigg
IN men so happy. b. J.
n,
as Outfits Ordered