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Evening star., 1900-07-14
A Scandal Sn0iIed.
From the Philadelphia Press.

From the Philadelphia Press.
Miss Goussip-"I haven't heard anything
OF Miss Pechis since 1 got back from
abroad"
Miss kidder-"No; she's living under an
other name now"
Miss GoussIp (scenting a scandaD-"Aha,
l thought that girl would come to that.
Sne thought she was so handsome. and
Miss kidier-''So did Mr.. Milyuns. That's
now she happened to become Mrs. Mil
Evening star., 1900-07-14

Dom Paul Is not the first man who has
found that throwing down the gauntlet was
merely a preliminary to throwing up the
sponge.-Puck.
Evening star., 1900-07-14

Does 1t pain you to be so tanned by the
sun asked the sympathetic lady
:. Not half so much es ter be tanned by
lne Iather, replied the bright boy.-Phila-
delphia North American
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13

LOST-A gold brooch. set IN diamonds
and rubies. Return 10 Gas Office and
receive reward S9-3t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13

This large four-story Building Is ad-
nira5ly fitted and furnished for the care
OF the sick. No IoathSome or conta gious
diseases admitted, but all other diseases
that are usually treated at hospitals are
successfully treated here. including
Whisky, Cocaine and Morphine Habits,
absolutely guaranteed. Women. married
or single, can find a safe retreat here
during confinement, and home in every
case found for the child If required. A
home for the poor and rich alike, as all
operations and medical treatment are
free, and the only charge that is made Is
the ordinary hospital fee. which ts just
enough TO pay the running expenses Of
the institution The best OF references
given when required. Write for circular
to the Martha Washington Home"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13

One dollar pays Ter : deua.s loser
berth II sleeping car en Ire ROCK ISLAM
O. and Q. aver. WlcA.sa>,o Lincoln 49,
Omaha Leaving WscAl.2 daily ~
II. arrives Lacoln = Il. Omaha 4
II No change q cars
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13
B. L. EATON, Proprietor
Missouri Pacific
Railways Special
East Bound
Excursions
From Kansas
September 10
and 20, 1000

rate Of one fare for the round trip
plus $500 viii be made on the above men
toned dates TO st. Louis and Chicago,
and to the following described territory:
To all points in Minnesota, Iowa, North
ern Peninsula Of Michigan. Wisconsin;
that part Of the state of Illinois on and
west of the Illinois Central railroad, Chi
cago TO Gibson; Wabash R. r., Gibson to
Decatur; the Illinois Central R. R., Deca-
tur 10 Pana; c. c. c. & St. l., Pana TO
Litchdeld and the Wabash, Litchfeld 70
ST. Louis; that part of the state Of Mis-
souri, on and north of the St Louis and
San Francisco r. r., following its Vinita
line west of Springfield, and that part OF
North Dakota east Of the meridian at
which the Missouri river crosses its
southern boundary line.
Final return limit on all tickets viii be
October Sst, 1890.
E. e. Bleckley, P. s T. A.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13
FOUND
STRAYED.
FOR TRADE.
FOR SALF-HOuSES

FOR SALE-BiSgest snap in Wichita,
Large. 7-room house. barn and acres
of ground, plenty of fruit and shade
near street car Inc. $50 Hurd Land
Co IA y. Main 1d0-et
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13
ghe ghia su EaoIs. ghnrsdau gasasso September

CLASSIFIED
WANTS
@~~~~V@~~~00%%&~~
FOR sALEDurham COW and calf; one
fresh Jersey "a. and one COW becoming
fresh soon. % ono. la-atx
FOR SALE-That pony and saddle wiz
sure be at Puekett's Feed store today;
must De SOLO. can. lol-ltx
FOR sALE-Good sewing machine.
cheap l24 n Topeka. 100-atx
FOR sALE-Complete sklmming gta-
ION outf1l, cheap. Ebert s. Rule.
,--a. olL Ae-n- SIT
FOR. sALE-Western horses iu car Iosd
lots; or one, two, or a dozen, to SUI
purchaser. w. NJ Paugh & Co. Stock
Yards 11-4t
FOR sALE-Emerzon piano: fine to
ana IN good condition. Price, So. Gail
a III =. flrst- NIX
FOR SALE-Fine road wagon, almost
-ASFAS - ~ HUI ~ wi
FOR sALE-Household goods; gas range.
base-buTner. cook stove, carpets. cur
tains. &c. Call mornings, TO 2 "A
St Francis avenue. 1-O-5tx
WANTED-A COW. for its feed and care.
- \. fIIth. "l-ztx
FOR sALE-Pure apple cider and fruit
j. a NcElhaney' 4o6 y. Main. 62-tf
FOR SALE-Twenty head native steers.
weight about leo pounds. Roembach
s9-tu-thu-sun-3t
FOR sALE-Furnaces Let US put you
IN furnace now, before the fail rush
sets in. VIII make prices and terms
T TIs,t RoElee Hardware Co.. Sc y.
FOR RENT-RooMs.
N~--0-0-0-~-~-~-0~~---~---0 .--~1~000@0OONoOo
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms; bath. z2s
y lawrence 1o--4-
FOR RENT-Three good rooms. so sman
family. a0z Fannie avenue. s9-itx
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms, wfth
board. Inquire Cos s. Lawrence avenue
49,
FOR RENT-Nioely furnished rooms, 21s
- ~. s'-ot1
FOR RENT-Rooms suitable for light
housekeeping. BE \. Main. 10t-10tx
FOR RENT-One nicely furnished ana
3 unfinished rooms. rs S. Topeka
s6-6tx
FOR RBNT-Roorns for hight housekeep-
ing; also sleeping rooms. 343 y. Topeka
10i-2tx
FOR RENT-Four nicely furnished
rooms. S47 5. Lawrence. 92-tf
FOR RENT-Furnished room, east front.
bay window; desirable location; at 1T
n Market, third floor. 62-tfx
FOR RENT-HOUSES
-~-~-~O0~~-~~~~~-~-0-0O--~-
FOR RENT-S43 Ohio. Groom cottage
barn, good repair. close to school SO
Hellar, 125 \. Main. 101-2tx
FOR RENT-s31 s. Lawrence avenue, 7
rooms and barn; good shade and city
water. Bellew & Henry. east
FOR RENT-426 S. Topeka avenue:
rooms and barn, SIS. Tucker 4, Dick
son. 99-stx
FOR RENT-Furnished house, foA. one
month. 60l s. Lawrence. 91-tf
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
N-~-~-~-0-O-O%10o%%
FOR RBNT-First-closs piano. 1924 Ar
kansas avenue. 9S-itx
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13

FOR SALE-One OF the finest modern
9-roomed residences IL Wichita with
S9-fooJ front. north side and close n
Address Residence care Eagle. S1--f
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13

FOR Ffve-room cottage; 1928 Bit
ting avenue near park $50 0. A
Boyle. rooms and ,. Biting block
S3-tf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13
HACKER COAL CO.

FNCNER COAL CO. Iards IA n MaIn PHONE 100
liant lump and and lump
lump
kansas lump; No sra
a he me- for prices
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13

FOR SALE-Durham COW and calf; one
fresh Jersey and one COW becoElt ns
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms, With
board. Inquire COS S. Lawrence avenue
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13


LCST-A lad es' gold watch and chain
If found. ease return to 233 y Main
and receive reward lgi-Itx
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-09-13

FOR SALE-A good suburban home.
cheap; acres, good 2-stury. 7-room
house. stable buggy shed. cribs and
plenty Ct shade consist ne Of nc
eve green's and forest trees On new
street car ire and in fi-st-cla-s
neighborhuoi. NUst be sold. 3 D
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-07-19

Moores Comedians closed a three
nights engagement and their season at
the Opera house Wednesday night.
Although 4 small company they are
among tile best entertainers that ever
appeared before q Webster audience,
each individual in the troupe is an artist
in his line, are pleasant people TO meet
socially and made many friends during
their stay. Mr.. aud Mrs. Moore are
artists of a high order. Sid Hawkins in
comedy is all anyone could ask. The
audience were very enthusiastic over
the performance Of FRA Gard on the
violin. ne is exceptionally fine and many
compare his efforts favorably with the
noted Remengi. Master Albere, the
Mental Prodigy, the nine year old son Of
. Mr.. and Airs. Moore is certainly a
wonder and his performance Fairly tool
the audience bg storm. He wa recalled
and responded at each appearance, ano
the last night he appeared by request
and was encored TO the echo. lhe
parents Of the little lad are justihed in
| feeling proud Of him and he gives
PROMISE OF d briiliant future. The other
memoers Of the company are fuiiy up 70
the standard. Another very noticeaDi'
and creditahle feature is in the fact thai
| although playing to a very poor business
-small ~housts-ts,ey gave their bills II
.he entirety not sighting or cutting
part and ans wrring each enchore just al
! cheerfnlly AS IL the house Was packed
and all who attended have nothing blu
words OF praise and favorable criticism
of these people both professionally am
as ladies aud gentlemen. We predic
thai should Moore's Comedians vls'
Webster in the future as they announced
their iutention TO do they will be grre.e'
by 4 large audience US they. crrtiani.
deserve. After Wednesday nights pei
furmance . dance was given, Prof. GARD
orchestra furnishing the music. ~ wa
y very enjoyable aGalv.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-07-19
Market and Fair Day.

Another Fair Day has passed and anI
other success recorded. While the at
tendance front the surrounding country
was not so great as at the May an6
June events, there was more actual bus
ness transacted and a fuller enjoyment q
tho day by reason of a good program o4
sports, etc,
The presence of Il band of 40 Sisaetorg
sioux Indians under chief Two stars
added TO the excitement and when they
We're arrayed in their war paint and para
phenelia for the street parade they were
the centre of attraction. Later theysgave
exhibitions of the grass, buffalo, war and
ghost dances to the great edificatfon of
the younger element to whom such an ex
hibition was a great novelty.
The live stock e~xhibit-horses, cows.
swine-was fair and a number of good
sales were reported. Mich cows irqparti-
cular we're i'm demand. Mr. Haaseth dis
posed of nine head at fair prices, Is. G..
Warner acting as auctioneer. Some fine
samples of wheat, flax, oats and potatoest
were to be seen. The poultry exhibit was
rather slim though there were some fine
Plymouth Rocks on hand The merry-go
round was a strong favorite with the
hAhh uBd a ldSAAlbE
until late at night. The Moore's Theatre
Co., band furnished some music during
tine day. Promptly at 1850 p. rn. the
Indians, on their ponies. under the
naarshalship of John Barse and ID. w.
Hnssong, came up Main st. and took up
position resting on Second st. ard the
sports of the day were pulled off at once.
Foot race 100 yards dash purse "a Won
by John Snsder.
Bicycle race, 81 and 81, won by Ine Paul
John Baltic second.
Tug of war between Indians and a local
team, purse So, won by locals, two pulls
out of three.
Fat mems race-not filled.
Baee Bali game. Purse SIS. Red ia ckets
of Rusk VS.. Defenders Of Webster. Rusk
won by a score of 26 to I6.
Pony race won by John Ligfltizer's pony
Waulbaum's pony second.
JOS. Larson of Independence twp. won
the Fiksdal prize, 81 p~arasol, for largest
display of farm produce.
J. f. Cooper won the Reporter and
Farmer prize, one years subscription, for
the best coop of chickens exhibited.
Nilsson KaIoske won the Hurch prize 1912
family picture, for largest family having
picture taken Fair day. Eight.
Pioneer Barber Shop prfze-unciaimed /.
Jos. Block won the WeaEne prize, u cord
slab wood. for marketing the largest hog,
weight 40 pounds.
VIM. Krause, Nutley twp won Elevator
Store prize, Sc vegetable .siicer. for finest
bushel new potatoes.
"A. Johnson won The Fair prize, $3.50 hat.
for finest bundle of taiiest wheat.
A.. Roberts won the r.. w. Small prize, s.
in trade, for heaviest span of horses offer
ed for sale, weight 2Se01bs.
Austin Rowlce WOE, Wagner 4 Schriidtt
prize, Is in. bicycle tire, for coming the
longest distance onsa bicycle. Travelled
from Milbank, 80 miles.
III. o. wickre anas w. n. Bates divided
the E. w. Tayior Price, 81 in cash, for best
exhibit Of stock for sale.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-07-19
a EW LIN L!

r. b. Cannon and jill. Suite Of
Aberdeen, members of the Webster Mill
CO., came down Saturday night to
attend the annual meeting OF the COM
pany The result OF the years business
Is very satisfactory and more than
equals the most sanguine expectations.
which is an Endorsement OF and compli-
ment to the manager G. Fl. HYDE of which
he has every reason TO feel proud, com
ing as he did under not the most favor
able cir cumstanees and in the face of all
the draw backs and pretty annoynces
making the showing he has. The
Webster Mill now stands in the first
ranks OF the mills OF the northwe
Below we reproduce a poem written
by Addie s. Pettigrew, the nine year
old daughter OF DIR. and Mrs. Geo. A.
Pettigrew, OF Flandreau. 1t vas written
on the occasion OF a recent visit to this
city and the subject is little Dorothy
Levoy. 1t is a pretty story nicely told,
possesses true merit and when one
takes into consideration the age of the
author it shows wonderful genius and
marked literary ability. We predict
that ii the little poetess is spared she
VIII IAke n pace hIlOhB tnt ibTthIOcb
in the literary world OF her generation.
LITTLE DOROTHY.
Dorothy is a cute little girl,
And her mamma wishes her hair would curl,
I've played with her much. while I've been
here,
And | think she Is a sweet little dear.
She cries for mamma. whea she's out of sight,
And won't go TO sleep when she's away at
night;
She waves her hand to say by by
And to talk. and play, she then wilftry.
We tried to find her a plate OF TIM
SO with her rattle she could make q din.
But her papa said lit must be finer
She should have a little plate OF China"
I'm Lonesome without you, since / came away.
And | can remember the very day.
When she used to cry and used to spufters
When her mamma went to eat her supper.
Aud then she smiled on us all so sweetly,
And waved her little hand so neatly,
And now, she's going to visit the city,
And I've no one 20 pet but my little kitty.
FIJI say "Goodbyn to Dorothy dear,
And be sure 70 visit us next year,
We'll swing in the hammock and play With
the dolls,
when papa comcs down to visit Sioux Fails.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-07-19
Sportsmen rake Notice.

That. Ne the Supervisors OF Morton
make IL ynbl,eiy known
and upirr-ts,od that tllss- will be no
.,u,,t s.r allowed ia Said Township
ier,,Isrv, pnted June &C, 1900.
John Newman, hartman.
NJ TrskA, SUPERVISOR.
Ienntx Sruzki, Supervisor
H.G, naytdss Clerk.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-07-19
Advantlsec letters.

The following. letters semain unclaimed
In the ~postoftce at Webster 3. d., for
the week ending July, IL, 1900.
Mr.. LAmin Hjils, Mr.. James S~hcphard,
Sa nnel Thompson, Miss Cora Stayton.
When calling for the above, please say
~ vertisasA' and give date.
JOHN w. ARTHUR, Ps M.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-07-19

In III sa%lutatory. me "uI1"I - ~.
:" ~ n.,,I declared "promires were only
L"' ~ be broken His partner,
aM G;bliu. whoi j. lett with a prins,
ns,at on his hands, says the oHi
aas evidently sincere IN that pof-
,n'" IS ii, .disoral NJ la,mt. Joe has
led II old saying pint otyonria''h
ro..rn !, uriucps'' 10 r-ad ''pnt not your
NV ,r;,rars". Never mind. doe. n Ola
hns mobabiy lii ont TO io'iow the
49," 49,, ~ .u,iS u~e-rleas leadr-, Wn, ).
n, van, us hc 50 proiiiseu'
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-10-26
Put Him to Work.

We wish to give all the prominence
possible to the following, from the
Manchester Times, and to COM
mend this most excellent advice to
the serious, prayerful consideration
of the parents of Columbia:
Putty your boy to work if he is not in
school. If there is nothing else for
him to do put him to withdrawing
the back fence, keeping the lawn
moved and even cutting the winters
supply of wood. Anything is better
for him than loaf1ng about town at
the rear end of cigarette stump,
learning all the evil and contracting
all the vices the devil keeps afioat
to catch idlers. No honest labor
will hurt your boy, but the evil
habits he may contract on the streets
may kill his soul and poison his
moral nature so as to make him a
detriment to the community in
which he lives and bow down his
gray haired parents with sorrow.
If the fathers and mothers of to-day
would only learn the Importance of
training their sons to be industrious
and keep them off the streets, the
coming generations would be in
estimably better off,"
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-10-26
WHAT OF THAT.

Tired! Well, what of that?
Didst fancy life was spent on beds of
ease,
Fluttering the rose leaves scattered by
the breeze?
Come, rouse thee, work while it is
called to-day.
Coward, arise! go forth upon thy way!
Dark! Well and what of that?
Didst fondly dream the sun would never
set?
Dost fear to lose thy way? Take cour-
age yet;
Learn thou to walk by faith and not by
sight;
Thy steps will guided be, and guided
right.
Hard! Well what of that?
Didst fancy life one summer holiday,
With lessons none to learn, and naught
but play?
Go, get thee to thy task! Conquer or
1t must be learned! Learn it, then, pa
tiently.
No help! Nay, It's not so!
Though human help be far, thy God is
nigh,
Who feeds the ravens hears His chill
dren's cry;
He's near thee, wheresoe'er thy foot
steps roam,
And he will guide thee, light thee, help
thee home!
Episcopal Recorder.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-10-26
DR.. Vance Resigns.

NASHVILLE, Oct. 22.-Rev. James
1. Vance rendered his resignation
yesterday as pastor of the First
Presbyterian Church of this city.
He resigns to accept the passionate of
the North Reform Church, of
Newark, N. j., the strongest church
financially in the State of New
Jersey. Rev. James |. Vance has
been the pastor of the First Presby-
terrain Church FOR nearly six years.
During that time he has made a
reputation for himself Of being one
of the strongest preachers in the
South, who, mindful of his position
as minister of the gospel, has un-
ceasingly waged warfare upon the
open violation of municipal laws.
During his passionate nearly 900 new
members have been taken into the
church. Before accepting the call
to Newark, DR.. Vance had been of
fered and refused calls to st. Louis,
Chicago, Baltimore, Louisville anu
other cities.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-10-26
ABSOLUTE FARM SIS,

The contest is open to
Daily and Weekly subscribers
alike, and the conditions are
easy. 1t matters not whether
you are an old subscriber or
a new subscriber; whether you
are a subscriber to the Daily
or Weekly HERALD; whether
you are in arrears or have
paid in advance. The simple.
single condition is this:
PAY A DOLLAR AND
GET THE HERALD AND
A GUESS.
If you are already paid in
advance, that dollar will pay
you that much further in adj
vance, and that guess may
get you the Furniture.
1t you are in arrears. that
dollar will pay that much of
the debt, and the guess NAV
give you rich mans couch
to sleep upon.
If you are not a subscriber
1t is time you were, and now
is the time to begin.
In the Ph9ton contest the
early guessers as a rule came
closer to the mark than the
late gueSSers. So don't wait.
Guess nowl Then, later on,
IT you wish, pay another dol
lar and guess again.
The Furniture is New,
Stylish, Handsome and Pretty,
and now on exhibition 10
Dobbins & Ewing's show
window.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-10-26
SANCTUM SENTIMENTS.

Capt J. H. RUSSELL has again
placed himself in a position to be
Overwhelmingly defeated for Con-
gress. The Captain has evidently
forgotten that there are not enough
Republicans and independents" in
the district to eject him over the
Democratic nominee, or else he
openly insults good Democrats by
asking or expecting them to stultify
their honor by voting against Mr..
Padgett, whom they are all pledged
to support.-Mt. Pleasant Chronicle.
J. II. RUSSELL who Is on the track
as an independence candidate for
Congress is, in fact. the republican
nominee for that office and If elected
to Congress will add one more to
their ranks in that body. True Mr..
Fnssell has been posing as a demo-
crat on many occasions when there
was no campaign on, but for many
years when the republicans needed
a weapon with which to knife demo-
cracy they only had to reach out to
him. Democrats are not to be de-
ceived by this ruse of independent
WICll ~ It VA
dertaken with one who has as incOn
sistent a political record as their
present candidate. The present cam
paign is one of vast Importance, ma
tionally, and the chances are eX
ceedingly favorable to VIM. j. Bry-
an; hence it makes it of vast impor
lance that we have in congress from
this district man whom we can ue-
pend on to support democratic meas
ures. 1t cannot be expected that
Joe Russell will support democratic
measures. In fact he cannot do so
if elected by the republican party
without being guilty of base ingrati-
tude. So in either case he is un-
worthy of your support. But the
plea will be made to you that he is
democrat. You will be told by the
republicans they are voting for Fus-
sell on moral reasons. They will
whisper in your ear that be is a ST.
mon pure democrat, but be not de-
ceived, no man will receive repub-
lican support for a position of this
kind until he has sold his very soul
to that party Democrat.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-10-26
MERE SPARKS.

Prayer inspires us to do our duty,
and doing our duty helps us to pray.
No man is strong enough to under
take days tasks without asking
Gods help.
You give the devil an advantage
over you whenever you listen for a
moment to his appeals.
o.
The father who fails to save his
OWE children misses his supreme OPP
portunIty for doing good.
o
"Athanasius against the world"
Is very good motto, when Athana-
sius is right and the world wrong.
o
The man who talks a great deal
must need do also world of think
ing, or else utter more or less nom
sense.
1t is a marvel that any man should
retain his self-conceit after rubbing
against the world for fifty years.
d
NuNAllhk III NAi6 WOllu 10
precious than time, and yet there is
nothing that men squander so prodi-
gally.
A hypocrite must have an uwful
time Of ttrying to appear good when
he knows that In his heart he Is bad
and vile.
Whoever speaks lightley or ir-
revently Of the sanctitics of the
domestic life shows that he IL
essentially coarse and vulgar.
When you have done the best you
can do then trust m God for the rest;
but d. not fall into the mistake Of
expecting him to make up, for the
consequences of your indifference or
neglect.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1900-10-26
MElAN &c.
He led her to the altar,
Twas merely ! it for tat;
He led her 10 the altar,
She led him after that.

Teacher: How many of my
scholars can remember the longest
sentence they ever read?" Billy {:
"Piease, mum, / can" Teacher:
What, is there only one? Well,
William, you can tell the rest of the
scholars the longest sentence you
ever read" Billy: Imprisonment
for life"
To be silent in several languages
would often confer a greater boon on
the "listenern than to speak them.
He who cannot forgive others,
breaks the bridge over which he
must pass himself.
20 my friends, there are some
spectacles that one never f0rgets ~
said lecturer, after giving graphic
description of a terrible accident he
had witnessed. I'D like to know
where they sells 'em," remarked an
absentminded old lady in the audi.
ence.-Colliers Weekly.
Most men employ the first part Of
their lives to make the last part mis-
cradle.
A horse will live twenty five days
without solid food, merely drinking
water. A bear will go for six months,
while a viper can exist ten months
without food. A serpent in confine-
ment has been known to refuse food
for twenty-one months.
"Have you learned" he asked,
"To flirt with FAM"
"NO," the maiden said
~ prefer man."