The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-03-02
FRIENDS COURTESY FOR ALL: FEAR FOR NONE
Editorial and Otherwise

Pay as you 60 is the best policy.
hog is not hurt every time it squeals.
Selfish people seldom succeed in busi-
ness.
Some counterfeit half dollars in circu-
lation.
Even the evil which men do not some
times lives after them.
When money is tight it causes good
deal of sober thought.
What maintains one vice would bring
up two children.
The weather is most as changeable as
some mems minds.
1t is just as easy to be true and honest
as it is to be false and wobbly.
Dan Rice, the veteran clown and circus
owner is dead.
The British are now very hopeful of
wiping up the Beers in short order.
A man gets very little solid pleasure
from hugging delusion.
Many man owes his success to the
good management of his mother-in-law.
The latest hiding place for microbes is
in moustaches.
Tell the truth whether you have any
audience left or not.
A fool in his ignorance is happier than
a sage in his knowledge.
No man is born leader. He has to be
led himself until he gets the hang of it.
Seattle claims the remarkably low
death rate of eight per thousand in 1890.
The small boys idea of sumptuous
repast is enought to eat and an extra
piece of pie.
With the thermometer down to zero,
the Kentucky politics are nevertheless
having hot time.
Give some people chance to talk for
twenty minutes and they will tell all
they know-and perhaps more.
Some Of the Boer rifles taken by the
British are double -barreled muzzle.
leaders of pattern made over thirty
years ago.
1t takes woman about nine minutes
to pick out husband, and three women
and seven hours to pick out hat.
Even dude has his uses In the world.
He is standing example to other young
men of what they should avoid.
Some people have a mercenary motive
in being good, while other people are
Just good for nothing.
Inquiring Boy-Ma, what did the
moths eat before Adam and Eve wore
clothes?
Heaven lies about us in our infancy,
and it may be that our infancy lies about
lis in heaven.
There is no such thing as a woman
who loves her husband, and who does
not believe in hereafter
When you forget to congratulate a girl
who is engaged she goes around telling
her best friends what terrible blow it
was to you.
Leave candidates to run the country
and we shall have an election every day
and hurrah over the offices at night.
For calling another man liar through
the telephone, citizen of Boone county,
Iowa, had to pay fine of "
Mrs. Gait, who has been elected presi-
dent of the National Women Suffrage
Association is not member of the we'll
known order of the Concatenated Cats.
Death and taxes are always on hand,
but you can place reasonable reliance in
hot weather and mother-in-laws.
If the pupil is at the foot of his class
the teacher generally does the kicking.
The smart little boys who are tutored
to become notable preachers are often
made good thing Of.
If a woman refuses to tell you her age
put her down Mt 80, add 10 to the sum and
you won't 60 far wrong.
1t pays to speak behind mans back
sometimes, for we are not all pugilists
and some men are blessed with musles.
The biggest fool in the world is the
man who has cinch and tells 1t all
over town.
When man fails he usually attributes
his lack of success to the belief that his
business wasn't congenial.
The woman who can put on her shoes
without sitting on the floor is about as
rare as the man who goes to bed without
hanging his necktie on the gas Jet.
The under dog In the scrap may be in
the right, but that doesn't rattle any
bones with the dog on top.
A splendid egg Of the great aux just
discovered brings the number Of known
eggs Of this extinct bird up to 70, Of
which A are owned in England.
The war Office has decided that in case
soldier is reported missing the pay
ment Of allowance to his family shall DC
continued until more definite informa-
tion comes.
The next National Democratic Nomi-
mating Convention will be held In Kan
sas CITY on wednesday, July 4th. This
WAS the decision Of the National Demo-
cratic Committee at meeting held IN
washington on Thursday I'd February.
The Kaiser has again been comment
,nr on the mustachc. He says: ut Is
the privilege Of . man and his duty. 1t
IL the emblem Of the strength, the
superiority Of his SEX"
Dogs In Connecticut sre generally af-
Soofod with inf3uenxa. which has an.