The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-09-07
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

MISS May JuIts VI dISOuSs OuElll
to fill the bill as summer girl.
Mr.. Vance. of Galena. married Miss
Hash. an unusual choice of help-meet.
1 The arrival of Grand Island train
Severance.
TT. Scott voted bonds and bought
the deserted Normal building for a
high school.
An Emporia family according to
the Gazette soaks of the accumula-
tion of Lyon county real estate in a
sos tub.
The Cofreyville journal runs a col
umn under a cute head short Ones.
ed To that column.
John Breidenthal told the managers
i'm Chicago that Bryan would carry
| Kausa, 10y 10000. He will carry it
not 10y darned sight
The OsVego fair managers offered
prize of a pair of pants to the best
country fiddler, none being allowed to
compete who read music.
1t takes a goodly part OF the Osawat-
omie Graphic to relate to the satisfac-
| ton OF its readers just how the local
ball team got thumped.
While canning dried apples an Abb
| lene woman was scalded 10y the burst
! ing of can. She had forgotten to
take all the swelling out.
There is a man named Bryan at Ne
osho Falls who sells peanuts for liv-
l t,t. T.. l. gtnn.aI "a fL.
other one selling chestnuts.
The corn reports are in without any
nubbns and the only small cob SO far
| heard of is the small one born to Mr..
and Mrs. Sam Cobb at Burns.
A Mcpherson man advocates allow
| ing every man to voteas many ballots
as he has children. This would mean
| Mormon domination inside of "A year.
In the last 80 days 81 wagons we're
sold at Cofleyville. Which means
that So prosperous farmers have put
! of for one more year getting that au-
| tOmObile.
A mes engcr boy at Salina worked
for a week and bet and lost his wages
! -. so ON the Salina ball club. Despite
| his bu,tedue,s his loyalty has made
him local hero.
The Chauute Republicans have their
| headquarters i'm "a building which was
| formerly a church, and a. of Old
/ hymns of praise 20 up instead OF til
rades and hell-tre.
il Saline county farmer paid 50, 900
for one horse, Il wagouless. haruCsSless
| horse. too. Who would have thought
that it was possible to put 5000 bushel
of wheat in one horse.
A few Kansas men may be wearing
shirt waists but they haven't adopted
the latest style, the blackmosquito net
style that shows vaccination marks,
warts, shoulder blades ct al.
SiNty-two people have their eyes fix
ed Singly an the divorce department
of The next court at Hutchinson. g.
divided, will leave 81 and Hutchinson
is likely to lose in population.
The swell young ladies of McPher-
son have club called the Marble
Hearts, but here's betting that a
young man with a diamond ring can
scratch any of the petrifed cardiacs
An old gentleman aged 80 years o.
Cotfeyville says he will be ready tC
die after voting for Bryan in 1904
Which indicates that he is Just like
other people and wants to live for
ever.
The Arkansas City small boys swim
in the city's source of water supply
A young lady before drinking looked
closely in the glass ''to see if Their,
was small boy in it," Finding non,
she drank.
Newton boys proposed shirt wals
dance and the girls threaten to veal
half hose. Half hose means to wea
just the bottoms of ordinary hose anC
not to wear just one sock as some PEG
pie suppose,
a Parsons negro makes a living
meeting stock trains from the south
telling the sto ckman that the Joint
are all closed but that he can ge
booze for them. He gets the none.
al d disappears.
Newton is expanding in her talk a
least. y barn on farm mile out O
town on the country road is elaine,
= by the papers to be ION Kansas ave
r nue. because the avenue and the roaC
are end to end.
r 1t is related that a Syracuse womai
sat up while lying in state in the bes
room. supposed to be dead, asked he
husband if he had remembered to loo
t the back door, and when he nodded
( fell dead again,
An Eldorado woman has four legg
e ed chicken, with four well grown drur
. sticks. An effort should be made II
perpetuate the breed. In fact Il cross
! between centipede and u chicke
d would be money maker.
=. The Democratic managers in Chi
i cage say there is land slide OF tn
S Swedish voters to Bryan, but DR., Can
h Stevenson, of Lindsborg, Kans., on
: of the leading Swedes of the countr
says 80 per cent are for Mckinley an
, Roosevelt.