Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-01-04
Fifteen cents more, assuming that the

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hat carried around by the disconnected
boy who blew the, horn-25 cents in all
for 20 minutes work! The band holds
another consultation over this and evil
IDENTIFY decides that this corner is not
remunerative one, for they swing
around and march down Arbor street,
followed by large majority of their
juvenile audience. AS they march along
the leader looks at the windows right
and left. He is evidently sizing up the
probabilities with an experienced eye,
for he walks steadily on without sign
of stopping until he comes to Spruckel-
meyers saloon. There he stops and
faces about, bringing his bit battered
instrument into position.
It must have been the magic of the
Teutonic name that induced the leader
to stop and try the effect of Itch Liebe
Dich, Mein Schatze," for he passed Hal
loran's place without faltering, and
Halloran's place is a palace to
'"Spruck's," inside and out. At some
time or another Spruckelmeyer must
have been seized with brief decorative
fever, for in front of the dingy curtain
screening one of the windows is lith-
ograph of an inebriated goat capering
on top of 4 barrel, stained and spotted
with age and the visitations of flies.
There is also dusty plaster cast of a
bibulous gnome and a forgotten play
bill in German of comedy performed
at neighboring society hall two years
before. The other window is bare of
adornme although above the curtain
the chandelier holding the two kerosene
lamps can be seen wrapped about with
red, white and blue paper frilling.
1t is evidently a poor day for musical
art. The band plays die Wacht am
Rhein," and certainly that fought to
bring out every German susceptible to
sentimental recollections, but the sa-
loon is unresponsive. Mrs. Schultze is
pattering about in her back yard, but if
she hears the band she makes no sign.
She is not a sentimental woman, how
ever, in spite of her fat, and her mild,
blue eyes. How Mr.. Bauer would have
been affected is, of course, matter of
speculation. 1t is quite probab BILE that
he would have been good for dime, at
least, but he started down to Clark
street for his dinner 20 minutes before
the band began to play in Green street.
There are plenty of people who ordi-
narily would be willing to pay for al
most any form of entertainment, for
stinginess is not an Arbor street vice,
but the day is raw and chilly and no
one seems to feel like abandoning
themselves to the pleasure of listening
more than minute or two.
So the band continues to play and the
players look more dismal than ever.
The wind blows in mockery of their
feeble efforts in that direction and
sends the last of the scar willow leaves
circling about their crimson-tipped
ears. Their eyes water from the sue
cessive assaults of the singing blast.
At last one of the doors with the
cheap colored transparencies on the
lower panes opens and Spruckelmeyer
comes through, with about an inch to
spare on each side of him. He is in his
shirt sleeves and carpet slippers and
has rumpled, blinking look of man
newly reused from sleep. Still blink
ing, he thrusts thumb and foretinger
down into the pocket of his open waist
coat, and the leader of the band, see
ing the motion, looks hopeful and puts
additional spirit into his playing.
For the present, however, he is
doomed to disappointm for Spruck-
elmeyer pulls his finger and thumb out
OF his pocket again and between them is
match, which he strikes and applies
to his long weichsel-stemmed pipe.
Having got the pipe to going we'll he
leans against the doorpost.
Perhaps some fond remembrances
aroused by the familiar music came to
the saloon keeper as he stood there and
pulled at his black pipe. If they did he
was not overcome by them. The almost
despairing band, looking at his express
sionless face, were at loss to de-
termine whether he was enjoying their
harmonies or considering the propriety
of calling the police.
Jimmy Refs came along, carrying
white pitcher, and Spruckelmeyer,
while he moved little to allow Jimmy
to enter the saloon, did not at once fol-
low him. This looked encouraging, and
the optimistic leader nodded and
smiled over his ophicleide to his doleful
mates. Then Jimmy and his pitcher
were no sooner out of the door than
Spruckelmeyer reappeared.
AS he did so the music stopped. It
was thrilling moment. The leader
looked at Spruckelmeyer, and Spruckel-
meyer looked stolidly, blankly at the
leader. The rest of the band looked at
each other, and it was plain to see that
they expected nothing. 1t was going to
be just as they thought it would be
when they started to play. Then, just
as the leader himself lost hope and
shifted his instrument back on his
shoulder. the saloon keeper took his.
pipe from his mouth, waved it with a
gesture of invitation to the interior of
his establishment, and with faces that
beamed with gladness. the musicians
followed him in.-Chicago Daily Record.
Things He Could Remember.
Tourist-And how many children