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North Park union., 1900-08-24

Those people next door can't fool me;
they haven't been married very long
How do you know7" she sRys she
just loves to get up at o'clock and get
his breakfast"
North Park union., 1900-08-24

"William. those people next door want
to borrow our COW while We are away"
We'll, that's all right Yes. but they
want us to lend them feed for her. too"
North Park union., 1900-08-24

seemed i o0ulo uOS
get my strength
\ again. l have
chills and the
severest paina In
my limbs and top
Of head and am
4 almost insensi-
BILE At Hnss- !
also have . pain
just TO the right Of
breast bone. II In
o severe ut times
hat I cannot lie on
,yrightside. Please
rite mo what you
hink Of my case."-
MRs. CI.ARAGArEs,
Johns r. O., Niss.
April IS. 1898.
North Park union., 1900-08-24

"They say ns IA politician Murphy al-
ways has the courage OF his convictions" :"
In what way?" well. he never hesi-
tates to name his own price
North Park union., 1900-08-24

Fruit Ia q necessary article of diet. Its
prime essences are In Primlsy's California
Fruit Gum.
North Park union., 1900-08-24

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing syrur.
For children teethnE softens the gums reduces in-
nammaton. aays palm. .curos wind collie 2sc bottle
North Park union., 1900-08-24

'.Dlggs Is always talking about his own
health. but he never asks about the
him the smallpox and he wouldn't know
where he got IT.
North Park union., 1900-08-24

LAu.dry Work Made Easy
by using "Faultless Starch" All groosrs
sell it-larRe package lOc.
North Park union., 1900-08-24

Avoid badness, gray hair. dandrun and thin ioctA
by using PARkEa'p HAiR BALsAh.
UINpKEcoHNs, the best cure for jSctA
North Park union., 1900-08-24

ANY 'hot-weather news?" Yes; the
mercury hasn't caught up with the price
Of ice vet"
North Park union., 1900-08-24

The biuest blue makes the whitest
white. that's Russ Bleaching Blua. the
modern bag blue.
North Park union., 1900-08-24
"MY OWN SELF AGAIN. :

M,s. oasss wrisss - Mn. PinkAaas
YSllsws Her AAvsss a.A y NaAs Wen.
"DxAn MRa. PrnxnAM:-For nearly
two and one-haf years have been In
feeble health. After my little child came
North Park union., 1900-08-24

at is highly Interesting to straighten
up my desk" 'lnteresting?" Yes; l
find so many things and lose so many
others"
North Park union., 1900-08-24
ST. MARY'S ACADEMY
NOTRE DAME, INDIANA

NOTRE DAME, INDIANA
Conducted by the Sisters of the Holy
Cross. Chartered 1855. Thorough Eng
lish and Classical education. Regular
Collegiate Degrees.
In Preparatory Department students
rarefully prepared for Collegiate course:
PHYSICAL and Chemical Laboratories well
equipped. Conservatory of Music and
School of Art Gymnasium under direc-
tion Of graduate OF Boston Normal School
of Gymnnstics. Catalogue free. The 46th
year opens Sept. 4. 1900. Address,
DlREcTRESS OF THE ACADEMY.
81. Mays Academy. Notrs Dame. Indiana
North Park union., 1900-08-24

miss links is such restfut girl to
talk to-" ''Is she?' Yes; she didn't
even know this was presidential year I'M
til told her
North Park union., 1900-08-24

nave you sr1so kuss EssaxnSng 16e4
the famous bag blue that delights ~
laundreasf All Grocsss ell T.
''Aiss Lydia, may I present my fFSend.
Prof. NoGxins 20 YOUR 'sW1if - soeae-
tain me. or shall I have to entsSta11
nltu .lsl. rs,...s - s4t-s4s--5t
North Park union., 1900-08-24
!. q. :.s:s 80. .,s 1t. rhenpssa's Eye Water.

PAE HllM Cures Corns i5c: nil Druggists.
Gf 1t faiIs-it n frec5
North Park union., 1900-08-24

WE WANT Portrait Agents TO take orders for on!
W. W"nI high grade enlarged Pictures aud
frames-Cnyona, sepiss, on aud Water Colors.
Best Inducements offered. Experience not essential.
Samples free. Send for prices. Belle Portrait and
Frame Co.. No. 62i New Era Building. Chicago, Ill
North Park union., 1900-08-24

iws.ie WsnSsA You earn Is, per mo. handling
kRbulx WdNl6V our Portraits and frames Write for
tsrm. C. b. Anderson Co. .812 Film ST., Dallas, Tex
North Park union., 1900-08-24

4 An1Fo1 When d.etorp and other. fail TO re-
kIIIkNI Iieve you, try n. +. NJ. H., itncver fails,
6VObAVe bog free srs. D. L. Rs.ss, niwa.Ass. Wis-
North Park union., 1900-08-24
SHEEPMEN.

Write Ms for market reports sheep and ambs Ter
eoastanments solicited nv KN0LLIS boofH, he OaD
Exclusive sheep Commssion Company q - -
shsop market In The world KAnsAs CITY Stock YardA
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-22

meet the great crowd gathered there.
The assembly chamber was damned in
floor and gallery, many ladies being
present. Senator Hanna and Mr.. Dol
liver took seats on the platform with
Committeeman A. G. Zimmerman
their entrance being the signal for a
hearty ovation. Mr.. Zimmerman in
troduced Senator Hanna as follows:
Ladies and Gentlemen:-We have
with us tonight the man who was at
the helm and managed the republican
campaign of 1896 that resulted in the
triumphant election of William Nc
Kinley as president of the United
States This year he is again at the
helm and is conducting the campaign
that will certainly result in the re-elec-
ton of President Mckinley. / have
the pleasure and honor of introducing
to you Marcus A. Hanna, United States
senator from the state of Ohio"
Senator Hanna talked about 40 min
utes developing practically the same
points that he later made at the gym
nasium and was at times interrupted
with hearty applause. On his concln
sion he was driven to the gymnasium
while Mr.. Dolliver gave an eloquent
| talk of nearly half an hour which was
also received with enthusiasm Bret
receptions were held by Senator Han
ma at the conclusion of each speech
many persons crowding around to
shake his hand.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-10-22
MONDAYS TRIUMPH
CARNIVAL LAUNCHED BY GREAT
REPUBLICAN RALLY.
SENATOR HANNA SPEAKS

William P. Frye of Maine and Victor
B. DolIiver of Iowa Accompany
Him-Monster Meetings at Gym
nasium and Assembly Chamber
Procession to University.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20
poliiver AS "A Preachers Son.

Senator Dolliver is the recipient just
now of a good deal of praise and ap-
preciative comment. He has a right
to be proud of it all. Senator Dolliver.
you know, was a preachers boy, and
not one of the goody, goody ones.
either. He always had considerable
ginger in his makeup and We assume
used to steal away on Sunday after
Moons and go fishing. When young
more than once he slipped away and
went in swimming on Sundays, got his
shirt on wrong side foremost, went
home with his hair wet and tousled,
and was made to do penance. For q
preachers boy Jonathan P. Dolliver
has come out pretty well after all. eh?
Carroll rs Herald.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20
Unworthy of the Least Mercy.

We live in hopes Of witnessing the
day when not an omnibus or road car
will remain to afiiict the eyesight, OBJ
struct the progress. destroy the nerves
or try the temper of the long-suffering
Londoner. There is not the smallest
occasion for tender-heartedness in the
matter. There never was a threatened
institution less deserving of sympathy
than the London bus. 1t Is not even
as if it were good of its kind. From
its nature the bus must necessarily be
slow, clumsy, space-filling, tiresome. 1t
need not. however. be the abominably
lighted and atrociously ventilated Cor
unventilated) vehicle which in point OF
fact it is. In short. the bus as we
know it is impossible and incorrigible.
Westminster Gazette.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20

The human ghouls are already
after the estate of the late Marcus
DAILY. They anticipate rich pick
ing from trumped up claims, which
if DAILY had lived they would rather
have entered fiery furnace than
have lodged against him. 1t illus>
trates most forcibly that the per,
sonality OF one really brave man is
oftimes match for hundred pal,
troons. DAILY, despite his many
shortcomings, earned all he had
and the ghouls who now are att
tempting to snatch good slice
from the great fortune left by him,
would not have dared to meet him
in life.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20

A number o. very cheap old
business guys in Lincoln, Neb.,
have been comparing themselves
with Bryan, to the latter's detri-
ment. This answers the question
WHY that hobo town went over>
whelmingly republican. They say
that any one OF an hundred busi-
ness men was more fit for the pres.
idency than Bryan. This is the
climax to an exhibition of piggish-
ness by the people OF Lincoln,
which has disgusted the nation.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20
Editor and Manager.

away with 100000. Most of these
young men kept several establish>
ments, gambled heavily, owned
racing stock, and belonged to
church. These gyrations were sup
posed to be managed on princely
salary of fifteen plunks per week,
while the nice old gentlemen who
represented the financial backbone
of the institutions plucked the peo>
pie and made embezzlers Of their
employers, by paying niggardly
salaries.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20

Those who have held John D..
Rockefeller, the Standard Oil mag
nate, up in the calcium light of the
public gaze, as an American to
serve as a model for the youth of
the land, of self made man of
honor and probity. a philanthro>
pist, should carefully read how this
Croesus obtained his wealth. 1t
will be easier for him to crawl
through the eye Of needle than
to reach Heaven on his donation
plan, if he has served tn Lord
and his fellowman as the testimony
of this man portrays, whom Rock
efeller made to lose his all.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20
The San Miguel Examiner is at

The San Miguel Examiner is att
tempting to hang Dave Days scalp
from its belt. To see how deeply
Sumner could carve Day we read
article. 1T smells to Heaven" We
can't imagine that Sumner will take
our advice, but in friendly spirit we
say to him don't repeat that dose,
or your friends will think that the
only damage done is to yourself.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20

The time for the Denver minis>
tiers to have protested against the
killing Of Preston Porter, was be-
fore and not after that exhibition OF
shocking inhumanity and semi bar
barism. They we're as dumb as
CLAIMS previous to the burning at
the stake.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20

There will be little regret wasted
on the retirement Of Attorney Gen
eral Griggs from the cabinet. Mr..
Griggs doesn't even measure to the
standard of republicanism. He is
SO wholly owned and controlled by
capitalistic interests that he is be-
yond the pale Of doing justice to
the peoples interests. Doubtless
Griggs will find abundant employ>
ment in the state from which he
came New Jersey-the home of
trusts. He should be we'll rewarded
for his attitude in behalf of trusts
and against the people. Doubtless
he will retire as Cleveland did with
an abundance of trust funds, SO car
ing little for the peoples condem>
nation. There is usually day Of
reckoning for such people. 1t is
oftimes long in coming, but it
comes nevertheless.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20

An epidemic of bank defalcation
is taking place throughout the
country. Another very nice young
man, assistant cashier Of bank at
Newport, Kentucky, has gotten
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20

Before considering very seriously
the taking on of additional burdens,
the city Of Grand Junction should
put on its thinking cap and reduce
the present rate of taxation. There
are a whole lot Of leaks which a
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20
The street sprinkler was out yes>
terday, but not on wheels.

Those brick pavements on Main
street, in their broken and dilapi-
dated condition, have one virtue,
you cannot slide on the adobe,
while jumping from one brick to
another,
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20

good business man would close up
in his private business affairs and
there is no reason whatever for
their continuance in public busi>
ness. If the people anticipate an
influx OF capital or expect reduc>
ton of the present taxable burden
they must select the very best mu-
nicipal timber that can be secured,
Pete Smith from the ninth ward
and Abe Blossom from the twenty
sixth precinct may be good fellows,
but in handling large business in
terests it might perhaps be as we'll
to select yokel paying his first
visit to a city and expect him with
out contact or business education
to conduct your own varied busi>
ness interests. He couldn't do it,
neither can the accident who is
elected to council. Some sharp
pruning and good business meth>
ods must be applied in this city or
we will soon be treading in dan>
gerous financial waters. The levy
of 32H mills is a fair warning. A
good sailor or business man with
such a danger signal flaunted in
the breeze would tack from break
ers and reef sail.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-20

The goose bone prophet has not
been heard from in this section yet.
1t will be we'll to count on weather
the opposite of what is predicted
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-05-08

ed law Of human nature which provides
that II you will not work, neither can
you eat except in rare circumstances,
and the exceptions are only those who
are living on the accumulated work of
their progenitors. When the crisis
comes, as come 1t will, there is only
necessity to invoke this law. 1t is more
potent than a regiment of soldiers. If
a man does not choose to work, why
feed him? 1t will be found that the
Hawaiian labor system depends solely
upon a question of gastronomy. The
Duke of Wellington said that a soldier
always marches on his belly-a rather
vulgar but forcible phrase. The Ha-
waiian laborer equally works upon his
belly, and knowing his rations he does
well on them.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-05-08
A MATTER OF ACCURACY.

The troubles of an interpreter, when
dealing with the simple minded Jap,
are set forth in another column. But
the Hawaiian of the old school was
some times quite as tough a nut to
crack. Some years ago an elderly gen
tleman of ninety or so was brought in
upon a land case. 1t was to decide a
boundary, and the question was as 20
when certain stone wall had been
built
There had been considerable hard
swearing, and much mixture of dates,
when Mr. Elemakule was introduced as
a witness Did he know when the wall
was built asked the lawyer for the
plaintiff. Certainly" replied ELENA
kule to the interpreter. as his mind
perfectly clear?" ooh, yes" to the in
terpreter. well tell us when the wall
was built" This being duly explained;
the old fellow smiled, his eye brighten
ed and he said when we had the big
luau." "Ah" said the lawyer, there is
the best kind of witness. Not only
does he know when the wall was built,
but he connects it with a contemporary
event. This is the very best kind of
testimony, your honor" Nov, Mr.. In
terpreter, will you ask this worthy old
man If he remembers when the luau
took placer" Elemakule nodded and
said "Ai Al" "Well, please ask him, .
and when this was explained he smil-
| ingly replied when the wall was built,
of course" Yes, but when was that?'
why, when we had the big luau."
Yes! Yes ] understand, but when did
the luau take place, explain it to him,
Mr.. Interpreter" So the Interpreter
explains carefully, and Elcmakule
wakes warm, and says, why, / have
told him, haven't 1. When the wall was
built, can't the stupid lawyer under
stand. When the wall was built" But,
Elemakule, when was that?' why,
you fool, when we had the big luau!"
And there it has ever rested, even
the Judge took hand in trying to ex-
tract something that would throw light
upon the question, but he utterly failed
and as a last resource the late James
!. Dowsett was sent for but all he could
| get out of the old man, was that he
/ considered the whole court, judge, law
, yers and interpreter a pack of stupit
+ fools, only fit for a lunatic asylum, the
wall was built when they had the big
, luau. and the big luau was given wher
: the wall was built and he had nothing
, more to say. Any fool who had lived
as Ions as he had could remember
, that.
, Even the law courts can supply the
! elements of screaming farce some
times.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-05-08

The Kamalo situation is very unfor-
tunate, in/that it will have a depressing
effect upon investors in any future de-
velopment of the unoccupied lands. OF
course it will not frighten those who
understand, for the reasons why Ka-
malo has come 90 a standgtill are per-
fectly dear to any one who has watched
the recent proceedings. But to those
unacquainted with the facts it viii
necessarily impart timidity about Sc
curtes which is to be sincerely depre-
Gated.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-05-08
WORK.

The Kihei strike, following upon the
Iahalna strike, is only a forerunner of
what may be expected at the present
situation Of affairs. The Kihei strike.
as far 90 information has come down
TO the city, was one purely TO try the
strength Of the authorities, and their
determination 10 carry out the law as
long as IT was In force. The strikers
found that the law meant business and
that they would lose time and wages IL
they did not obey Il. The reaction was
sudden; the recalcitrant laborers decid-
ed to go TO work and the strike was at
an end.
But there Is no doubt that there are
mischief makers among the lower class
OF japanese, men who make 1t their
business TO stir up strife If 1t can be
stirred up. The Japanese are an ex-
cellent example OF the doctrine the
party highest, and corrupt officials II
the party dominates them" They know
that 10 strike Is 10 the detriment Of
themselves, but the party" wants
them to strike and they do. thus full
filling high ideal of machine politics.
If we have had some mischief done
already, we may look for more in the
immediate future. But there is a bless
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-05-08

The call for primaries has gone forth
among the Republicans of the Islands,
and delegates are to be elected for a
convention in Honolulu at which two
delegates and an alternate will be elect
ed for the national convention at Phila-
delphia. So this section of the political
pot is boiling. The leading Hawaiians
have held a meeting in which they have
decided to await developments and
wait till they can decide which of the
two parties they will consider it best
TO ally themselves with. They feel as
sured that there will be nominees in
both parties that they cannot vote for.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-05-08

The cases against the alleged Jap
anese procurers will be watched with
considerable interest by those interest
ed in the social regeneration of the
seamy side Of Honolulu. There is one
consideration, however, which does not
seem to have been taken note of. Sup
pose these men to be convicted under
the treaty stipulation, what vessel will
undertake the risk of deporting them?
After previous experience Of deporta-
ton, steamship companies will be rather
shy Of taking risks. There is no Morn
ing Star, or they might have been TAX
special schooner will have to be char
tered.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-05-08

Senator Clark Of Montana, spent quite
a little sum in trying to get his seat in
the Senate. The total amount is given
at over 100000, and went in sums vary
ing from $4,000, down to 81, $3.50, divided
among "sundry persons" These latter
must now be kicking themselves be-
cause they went so cheap.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-05-08

1t is an odd turn of events that Attor-
ney George A. Davis should now be
locum tenens of the judicial seat of the
man who a couple Of years ago SEN
fenced him to fine and Imprisonment
for contempt of court. Verify life has
its little ironies.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-05-08
TRUSSES!

We carry the largest and
most complete stock of these
appliances in the city. Fit
Also q varied assortment of
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-26

DENVER. Colorado springs and Pueblo, Col.
ogden anu Salt Lake City, Utah, Hot Springs
SpeartiSh, Deadwood and Custer, s.. D.. Sheri-
dan, Wyo:. Special excursion rates to above
August LIST, of only one fare plus So. Limit
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-26
Specialist.

- SpeC1Ax1ols
A few days age a we'll known Wash
ington lady, being Unexpectedly bereft
of her kitchen assistance, advertised
for a colored woman capable Of per-
forming general Homework.
The first caller in response to the adj
vertisement was a mulatto damsel, be-
decked with ribbon and finery. From
her airs and graces she might have
been a graduate Of a seminary. She
announced hat she had noticed the ad-
vertisement and was DESTROYS Of Sc
curing employment.
Are you a good cook?" inquired the
lady Of the house.
mo, indeed. I don't cook" was the
reply.
"Are you a good washer and ironer?"
was the next query.
II wouldn't do washing and ironing;
It's too hard on the hands," declared
the caller.
Gan you sweep?" the housewife then
wanted to know.
mo-" was the answer, and it was q
positive one. Pm not strong enough
for that"
"Well in the name of goodness, what
can you do?" said the Lady of the
house. exasperated. The placid reply
was:
II dusts."-Washington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-26
rar,s neaay wit.

An Irishman who was travelling
through London met two Englishmen.
who thought they would play a joke on
him.
One of them said: Good morning,
Pat! Did you hear the devil is dead?'
The Irishman put his hand in his
pocket and gave each a copper.
They asked what this was for, to
which he replied:
""Tis always a custom in ould Ire.
land, when the father is dead, to give
something to the poor %orphans"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-26
Tonny,s Lunch.

TOnny's Lunch.
Uncle (who left his nephew refresh
ing'D-Well, Tommy, you see I'm back.
Are you ready? What have l to pay,
miss?
Waitress-Three buns, four sponge
cakes. two sandwiches, one jelly, five
tarts and
Uncle-Good gracious, boy! Are you
not ill?
Tommy-No, uncle, but I'm very
thirsty.-London Tit-Bits.