The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-04-18

the CITY Of Brotherly Love from here in
twelve days by moving fast. 4, ,Es4
1 'lwere the piodeerxorsaniza;ion," he
said. I'VE have Alright 10 call a con-
ventton to make a party. ",ffs 80
Secretary Berry said. I'VE are not
Purchasers, but We must get started.
There's literature to be printed, ban
ners to be made and money to be rails
ed. How are we going to get money?
m In favor OF Don't let's
"Pusnacious Morris thought the
club should join the league. I'VE want
Literature" he reiterated. IF we Join
the league they'll send a ton. =
\ The tar that had not left muttered
that II was not "litrachoor but whis-
key" they needed most. -
President Crabbe asked, why get
tiser?" ~
Pugnacious Morris grew wroth.
THE Advertiser" he shouted. why
that sheet has no politics. / take no
stock in newspapers. They amt no
use. I'm an experienced man.
President CraDbe interposed, Shin
gle is scared of offending the Govern
ment side and the other side. !. What Is
the Government? 1t won't amount to
much when We get STARTED. 1t won't
be in it." ri
An elderly man,.with a bunch OF
whiskers like faded spinach, who pro-
nounced his name Jibbs, tried to hyp-
notite Crabbe. He put out one hand
and fixing his eyes on the president
OF the Republican Club of Hawaii,
made mysterious motions in the air.
Crabbe was alarmed, and seemed, to
think that Jibbs was trying TO. devil"
him. r.
Jibbs finally gave expression to his
thought in sepulchfal voice. He
said, "Crabbe, you are no American.
You are wrong. You are not talking
like an American. I could say more"
Jibbs sat down exhausted with his
feelings. Crabbe recovered and told
Jibbs he misunderstood him. Jibbs
had his own opinions and told them to
himself in an audible voice till some
one shouted, "Hit him with an. AZ!
Saw his wind OIL"
A youth named Madden made Q mo-
ton to make the club a party. Pug
nacious Morris" wanted this motion
laid on table. A man exclaimed that
"Accordip', to the maxwell that
couldn't be did," Morris motion was
seconded by a red-nosed chap with
Guilty pipe.
HIS neighbor yelled that this sec
onder" had confessed to him that he
didn't know a party from a side of
beef" Crabbe taxed the red-nosed
chap with this and he got on his feet
and said, Shay, fellus, SORT / shpoke."
Pugnacious Morris motion was put.
Two were for the table-laying and five
against 1t. The others were busted In
borrowing chews.
The motion to swap names and make
| 1t a party was put. Morris was
against 1t. He talked loud and long.
A man with narrow chest and small
voice watched him with admiration on
his leathern jaws.
IF you organize a party right. you
can have my support" hammered out
Morris with fierce gestures.
Gimme your lungs and I'll support
myself" said the small-voiced man.
A former Nevadan told now ne had
helped ito manipulate politics In his
town"
we will organize as the Re-
publican Party of Hawaii" said Mr..
Dirbe, land then offer to affiliate with
the United States"
Why, thought we were part Of the
United States" said the Nevadan.
The vote was taken on the motion
TO make the club a party. On the ayes
and noes there was dispute, SO they
were ordered to stand up and be count
ed.
Eleven arose for aye.
Two arose for no. The tar that
| wanted whiskey went out. Then the
party" talked for half-hour. 1t
| would be hard to tell what they said.
No one listened to anyone but him
self. The party" adjourned until next
Tuesday night.