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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24
Vacation Season Makes No Difference.

"Np. I cannot see that the end Of the
vacation season makes any difference in
our business said a druggist, the other
day. lin the early summer when every
one II thinking Of taking vacation they
have tired feeling ana to brace them
selves up take malt extract strychnia
compounds or something like that Bust
ness is good then and you might think
that there would DE no call for drugs Of
any kind when the vacation season is
over. Here comes someone now, just
watch her"
In tripped a typical summer girl with
the marks of summer all over her face
ana neck. In winter she would be as fair
in a bah room, as a lily but in the sum-
mer it is different. She had freckles
from The tips Of her dainty ears to the
point of her chin ana would attract at
tcntion only by her speckled beauty.
She wanted something to remove Inc
freckles and carried out a handful Of
toilet preparations. To remove the effects
pf her vacation.
The next to come in was a golf euthu-
siast He had played with his sleeves
rolled up. regardless Of the fact that he
spends ~ weeks of the Year in the Office,
ANA his arms We're SO sore from sunburn
that ne could not get his sleeves down or
move his arms without A grimace.
After 4 bevy of girls had called for 81
daS a young man came in. He. too.
was suffering from the effects Of a vaca-
ton and wanted something for cold.
He was all right, he said, until he Went
on hi@ vacation. H. wa little short ri
money just then ana asked that the Slate
be us-d until week later when he would
come in. The reporter was in the store
half an hour but it was perfectly evident
that every DAY is good hay DAY for the
,fv
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

detailed to guard general HEADQUARTERS
Wednesday night, on account of his neat
QUERY appearance and knowledge OF
The duties.
capt. Fred {. Dunlap Of 60. 4. intend
81 to attend the national cuc.mnment OF
tie knights of Pythias hut on account
oi business he will be obliged TO return
, to SkOwhegan.
lieut. William II. kirvan of the King :
WI WI n,is ANY, was a. Camp Powers,
! Hesleiua Lieut.. kirvan's troop has
/ been ordered to the Cane and he will re-
/ turn to England at once.
| ~. y q Skowhegan, has made a record
! during me encampment for good order
nh, iscipil!ie; y Is gathering Of clean,
SNntehldhly Fellows OF the stamp that
makes true soldiers. Always on hand al
ways attending strictly to business is the
motto followed by them.
| Much pleasure has been expressed by
those III authority al the ahIr manner III
which Assistant Surgeon Fred A. Chand-
Ter has discharged his duties Lieut.
thahhIcf taxes as naturally to military
hie Al q uuck takes to water and is a
valuable man II the capacity in which he
serves.
Mrs. Annie Norton ana Miss Sweeney
re visitors al Camp Powers, this week
T4ese ladies are nurses in the Brooklyn
city husrital and saw service duri1,. tbe
Spanish War. being in the IA Diviei9r ~
tl.e lSl Army Corps, at Lexington XIV
THeN nav" been passing the summer Al
Capitol Island
Adiutant Edward $. Wade and Major
diIh ~ iiGliie made an appearance in
from the SoIIfh Tbe,- nuoh informs I
came the center If an 49, 6 NY "
was heard 10 say. - diin;t ~, iab h
Re giment had three dr,1no oain,s, IN ~,
-Iite of an the gentlemen maintaipo1 -
co9I. serene dame9nnr ,t wef WAS
might for vbiI. n,-ar,.t,, t. @ .lles
sIrng N M sn ths, v" vo Mn "as Per-
ri-clmbers o''i a.
.
%. - -NedieI fIIleS. OF Lewiston, Will
!. ~ q Sldil' cltIN ny" llat CITY, as be-
TIM 4 COMPANY lhal IdS carried off two
y. HIN I"f shooting honorS- Twenty
OF iefed by the company SerSt. Pearson,
~, ny ,' Ja''f' 81 apt; "SrcTion; mas dis-
e., t III VI III =. -Nrdie| after
N It'll .1' 4, t, 'Dii'l'a ;H Mild Ht'iirH ASKING
.',,I +I, I M. 4! t'.' ttItpI illnIi
NH t+,I - Wy 'oi"Ilci
" - ~ ava ~ ''''' anu i'"I' LOO.
Compliments Tor GO. ii continue to pour
~. Henry \. Prcndabic. LIST lieutenant
~ the Peabody Guards saw the "a Regi-
mont @O into camp. He said that the
steady SWING Of one company did him
good ana ne TOOK pans to u~CeTdin thu
identity "i the company. He found that
II was 60. II Of WdterVille Lieut.. Prem
~ Dle lS a Ntll-EnuWn Mdssac husetts
man ana served IN the It'll Massachusetts
turned from the Philippines. where he
was iur several months with the 3Gth
L. :. Volunteers. He Is considered "a
n .tifHrN critic ami praise from him Is OF
N-tlt.
Nr-.ir,rlu-tt. hny. b..n r,al. WY W.
teryiIe ,itizens VIVA ar.. III, bIisiasti,
over tn line record made by Co n dur
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24
To Save Her Child

From frightful Disagreement, Mrs.
Mamie Galleger Of La Grange, Ga, APP
Piled Bucklin's Arnica Salve to great sores
on her head and face, and writes its
quick cure exceeded all her hopes. 1t
works wonders in Sores. Bruises. Skin
Eruptions, Cuts. Burns, Scalds and Piles.
CSC. Cure guaranteed by Bowditch &
Webster. Druggists, Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24
What Shall We Have for Dessert.

This question arises in tbs femiy ev-
cry day. Let us answer 1t to-day. Try
Jell-O, a delicious and healthful dessert.
Prepared in two minutes. No boiling, no
baking! simply add boiling water and
set to cool FiavOrs: Lemon, Orange
Raspberry and Strawberry. Get pack
s.xe At your Kroct r. today ~ ct
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24
Relief in Six Hours.

Distressing kidney and bladder disease
relieved in six hours by New Great
south American Kidney Cure" 1t is
great surprise on account of its exceed
ing promptness In relieving pain IN blad-
relieves retention of water almost imme-
diately. If you want quick relief and
cure this is the remedy. Sold by Bow
ditch. Webster & Co., druggists. 'Igustx,
Me. th.Irl6Sat.Ly
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24
STATE HOUSE.
Peculiar Voting Condition in
Town of Fairfield.
State Examination Of Teachers viii
Be Held, Today.
Prospect OF Excellent Hunting in Washisqton
County. This Fall.

Whether or not the vote of the town
of Fairfield will be legal if cast accord.
ing to the arrangements made by the Sc
lectmcn acting under the instructions
-iyen by tho people at the last town
meeting. is question that is causing
some discussion. The town occupies a
great deal If territory. 50 much 20 that
when the people living in the farther
most part of the town 20 to the village
To vote they use up the best part of the
day, and many fer that reason in former
wears ala not make an unusual artempt
III 70 10 the polls. That this difficulty
might be overcome the town had bill
passed at the session of the LEGISLATURE
in 1854 dividing the town into two pre-
rincts one comprised that part soutA
east of a certain line, and had its polling
place in the village while the other pre-
rinct embraced that part OF the town not
Included iii the first.
Tnr arrangement was a great conyen-
icncc 10 the voters and saved much time
The person living in the northwestern
part % the town might vote and stilI not
nr Obliged u use the greater part If the
day in doing So. Everywhere the idea
WI III ''!'9 i"e" ana WIS IT,
''F'u WIN u"iNerSdI iaNor.
= 1""rl 'lii' aSo II Was discovered that
II" ".'' "',"'' '"E Y lHe CONSTITUTION "
til. .;''.c, can he split IN into precincts
unless it has more than 1000 inhabitants.
Fairfield has less than that number.
MANY Of the tnwuspeople took the view
w the case that the town has iii spite Of
the "'lhollIE OF the legislature been
'rllA- Illegally by having TWO precincts.
F"r t"'l reason ictloh was taken IT
recent Town iheelIhE oy Whlth I'M select
men al" 10 prepare I"f Young AS they ana
"''"r' the Spe'ldi act was passed by 'he
Legislature giving me rlSht lo vote III
\ Wo precincts
me question II now raised whether or
NOT the vote VIII ne Illegal II but one
precinct Is used I'm the fall election. The
claim M those VINO state that the cleo
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

fact no one has yet had much inclina-
ton to attempt to create any disturb
ance among them. The hospital man
ayers are anxious TO get rid of the
bees. and an excellent opportunity Is
furnished To someone to own a swarm
Of bees by simply going after them.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

The late afternoon express Tor the
West. Yesterday. contained great
MANY If the Grand Army people who
are going to the national encampment
AT Chicago. \ number plan To- 30 from
this city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

Seventy dollars per square inch was
the price paid to the Duke of MARI
borough for Raffael's Madonna Ansidei
in the National Gallery at London.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

i decided to try S. S. S.,
but must confess l had
little faith left in any
medicine. After taking
the third bottle l noticed
a change in my condi-
ton. This was truly en-
couraging, and I deter
mined to give S. S. S. a
thorough trial. From
that time thcimprove-
ment was rapid ; S. S. S.
seemed TO have the dis
case completely under
control ; the sores and
ulcers healed and / was
soon free from all signs
Of the disorder; l have
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

\ letter received from Washington
county states that there is every pros
uect Of good game season there. this
YEAR. ana that more than the usual num-
Der of sportsmen will visit that newly
opened country. The letter says that the
moose are moving in that direction while
the deer ARE as plenty AS sheep.
IN consequence of the rapidly approach
ing game season the commissioners Of
fish and game are having their hands full
i'll supplying the demands uf the guides
who wish licenses for guiding the
sportsmen. While many Of the guides
act for both fish and game parties yet
others make "a specially Of -uiding par
ties who come here for the big game
only. II is the latter class to whom the
licenses are now being sent.
The demand for licenses for September
shooting as not Vet commenced, a. il Is
4 little early. II ~ expected that no
more than the usual number Of licenses
will be issued as the people who take adj
vantage of this kind III shooting, are linn
ited to the number Who cannot set into
the state 1T any other season Of the
GEAR.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

The State examination Of teachers will
be held today at the State House. The
examination will he conducted by Charles
5. Pettingill of this city who will nave
the work commenced AT o'clock. It i
expected that something like 20 teachers
will appear for examination as when a
teacher holds a State certificate it is not
necessary to take An examination if he
wishes " teach III any town in the state.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

Prof. W. W. Stetson delivered lecture
i'll Salem Mass. Monday evening, and
Tuesday evening, another ut Plymouth,
\. IL lie spoke in Pressure Isle Wednes-
day. and Thursday and Friday Will speak
again in the same place. tie Will Pc one
vi thu principal speakers az the grange
field dLv meeting at Merrymeeting Park.
Aug 18th. and will then 20 to ohio for
a short campaign of educational speak
Ing before Institutes and colleges the
genial superintendent Of state schools IS
a very busy man these days.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

Two mounted trout have been pre-
scented to the fish and game commits
sioners ~ f. r. Wilson Of Houlton
They have been placed in the fish anc
game department The trout ar,
suuaretails and are among the pref
test specimens that have been seen j
dhis section of the state for some time
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

This company has filed articles Of in
corporation at the office Of the secretary
of state.
Boston Safety Burner Company organ
izcd at Camden for the purpose of manu-
featuring and dealing in oil burners with
900 capital stock Of which $l5o Is paid
in. The officers are: President; Eugene
p. Crawford Of Boston. Certificate APP
proVed Aug. ~.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24
MI Condition Could I
Have Been No Worse.

did me good; was getting worse all the
time my hair came out, ulcers appeared in nv
throat and mouth my body was almost covered
with copper colorcd splotchcs and offensive
sores L suffered severely from rheumatic pains
in my shoulders and arms. My condition could
have been worse onk, those afflicted as was
understand my sufferings. had about
lost all hope of ever being well again when
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

accom- anied by
mucous patches in
the IN 0 nth erup-
tons on the skin,
sore throat, copper
colored splotches,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24

Inc KIND f0u re Looking f0r.
Lamb chops, tender and juicy; steak
which requires no axe; beef and NUT
ton of the same high grade-in fact all
kinds of meat but poor meat-are con-
stantly to be found. There's a salts
faction in getting what suits you. isn't
there? We have long record as sat
sfiers in the meat purveying line.
Celery, parsley. lettuce and all that Is
required to make the dinner complete
will be found here.
Hill e. Locke.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24
Bread IS good

for children IL it's g1ol bread. but 1t Is
not always easy 10 get the children 10
eat bread.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1900-08-24
when the
Hair Falls

fAF,ff swollen glands, aching muscles
G9Ek and bones, the disease is making
rapid Roadway. and far worse
symptoms will follow unless the blood is
promptly and effectually cleansed of this
violent destructive poison.
S. S. S. is the only safe and infallible
cure Tor this disease, the only antidote
for this specific poison. 1t cures the
worst cases thoroughly and permanently.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-08-13
A Couple of Shocks.

"Where have you been, Mr. RockyT
demanded the boss.
"Oh, sir" replied Rocky mendaclous-
ly. my landlady is a most exceiient
woman, and she has been so Ill that i
had to stay at home to nurse her.
This excuse went, and the boss turned
away. The following day Rocky felt
like he had sand in his head, ana
headache as long as a rainy SUNDAY
In the country developed. He stald al
home, sending the excuse that MS
landlady was dead and he had TO at
tend the funeral Later in the day q
woman entered the bookstore ana III
Quired for Mr.. Rocky.
"The reason | came here, sne eA
planned, sis because ! am his landlaoy
and not having seen him for a week
became uneasy and called to inquir'
about him."
His landlady" gasped the boss
"Why, woman, he's attending your III
neral this very day and has been nurs
ing you for a week"
It was a shock to the poor woman
find she was dead. but n shock OF an
other sort struck Rocky when he cam
back to work 1t was his funerai tna
time Louisville Times.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-08-13
corkscrevv seed.

There are some seeds which literal
fv corkscrew themselves into the
cround." The most remarkable in
stance Is perhaps that Of the Spina
pennata, beautiful south European
grass The actual seed is small, with
a sharp point and stiff short hairs
pointing backward. The top end Of
fhe seed is produced into a fine, twist
ed. corkscrewlike rod, which is fol-
lowed by a plain cylindrical portion.
ending In a long, delicate feather. the
whole being more than a foot in length.
Owing to this feather the seed falls to
the earth point downward and sticks
,n the ground.
But even if the seed should settle on
its side, damp. by acting on the hairs
attached to 1t, causes it to rise up till
its point is downward. II shower
comes on or dew falls. the spiral un'
winds, elongating itself upward Be
ing covered, like the seed, With back
ward pointing hairs, 1t usually presses
against some blade of grass or othel
obstacle. with the result that the seeC
ia pressed into the ground.
On the spiral becoming dry again. i
curls up, and the seed is not drawl
out of the ground owing to its back
ward pointing hairs, but the spiral ant
the feather are easily drawn down. o.
the return of damp the spiral again un
winds and, acting as before, drives tn
seed still farther down until at last
In quite buried.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-08-13
How Br,er Rabbit Bea, Br'er Fox.


One day Brer Fox was hungry. As
he wandered about the woods he saw a
squirrel upon the branch OF tall tree.
"Hello, Br'er SQUIRREL he said.
"Fello, Br'er Fox. replied the sQuir-
rel.
Then said Brer Fox: 81 once had a
brother who could jump from limb to
limb" $50 can l." replied Br'er Squir-
rel LET me see you." said the fox
So the squirrel jumped from limb to
limb.
"Brer Squirrel, have brother who
can jump from tree to tree" Il car
too" So Br'er Squirrel jumped from
tree to tree.
"Brer Squirrel. l had a brother wht
could jump from the top of tall tre'
right into my arms" 81 can too
And he did. Br'er Fox ate him all up
Br'er Rabbit was lying in his bet
near by and saw all that was done
"Br'er Fox" said he, "your might.
smart man. but | had brother VIII
could do something you cannot do"
what was it?" said Br'er Fox.
"ly brother could let anybody tie
large rock around his neck and jun
of this bridge into the water and swiI
out" $50 can l." said the fox. The
Br'er Rabbit fixed the rock and tn
string. and Br'er Fox jumped, but
has not been heard of since.-Amer
can Folk Lore.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-08-13
sULf, COLORADO L SANTA FE a.. R. co.

Ardmore, /. T., Aug 10 and Is; An
ntversary, Rate about one and one
third fares, sell August Is and 16, re-
turn August II. This applies TO all
points from Fort Worth to Purcell,
inclusive.
Colorado Springs, Colo, Aug. 21
to 81, Farmers National Congress
One fare plus So for the round trip.
Sell Aug. 10 and 20, return Sept 8.
Richmond, Vac Sept. II to %
Grand Lodge /. o. o. F.-One fare
plus 81; sell Sept. IA and 10; return
Sept. 2s.
Sulphur Springs, /. T-Rate from
Ardmore s2.1O round trip; sell up tc
Sept. 80; return Oct. 81.
Chicago, ILL.,, June % to Sept. 30
Summer Session University of Chi
cago: One fare plus 81 on certiti'
cate plan.
| Mineral Wells, Tex Rate 81 gooC
for return go days from date of sale
Summer Excursions to Galveston
and Lampasas from all points or
lG,O.-& S. F. and to San Angelo
from all points except Temple ant
San Angelo branch.
Detroit, Mich, Aug. 81 to Sept l.
Biennial ConcIave K. of P.-On
fare plus 81; sell Aug. % to 81; return
i. Sept. Z. Privilege extension retuiI
limit.
Chicago, ILL.,, August q to Septem
ber 1, National Encampment q. A. +
, Rate s27 40 from Ardmore. sell Aus
ust "a and 25. return September 8.
Galveston and return, effectiv
' June 1 to Sept. 80; good return
days from date of sale sl7.S5.
San Angelo and Lampasas, enc.
J tive June / to Sept. 80; return
> days from date of sale. Rate OF
and one-third fare.
W. 8. KEENAN,,
q. P.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-08-13
November 9Th, 1895

Pepsin Syrup 90.
Dear Sirs:-I feel it my duty to
write to you and let you know how
much good your medicine has done
for me. Twenty-three yeras ago l
was taken with some kind of stom-
ach trouble and I tried everything
heard of. They did me but little
good. Three years ago neuralgia set
in on me and got SO poor and weak
that could hardly walk, couldn't
work any. My husband received q
book through the mail, advertising
your medicine, and he sent our little
boy to the drug store to get one oil
YOUR ten-cent bottles. / began to
use it. 1t ia strange to say, but it's
the truth, the second dose l took
gave me lots of relief. kept on
using it till 1 used it nearly one year
and now l am nearly as strong as
used to be and can do any kind o.
work. l recommended it to all, fol
it seems to me it would cure anybody
have gotten several to use DIR
Oaldwell's Syrup Pepsin and the!
all say it has done them so mucl
good. God bless DR.. Caldwell an,
his medicine for doing me so mucl
good. Yours with respect,
Mrs. Isabel Wheeler.
Freetown, jackson Co, Ind.
Sold by w. B. Frame, Ardmore
Davis, Oakland. /. T.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-08-13
Notice of Sale.

Notice is hereby given that l
will, on Tuesday, August ii, l9Uo'
proceed to sell at public auction TO
the highest bidder the stock OF
merchandise, notes and accounts,
hogs, corn and other property heio
by me as receiver of the estate OF
Isaac Sparks, at Raysvllie' l, =
in front of the Isaac Sparks p"s'
iness house.
Terms of said sale will be on'
hundred dollars cash, one-hait tn'
balance in ninety days and the re.
mainder in four months, approved
sacnr;tv S. T. BLEDsoE,
2t1A Receiver.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-08-13
fiaALDTON tiApPRNlNos,
Special Correspondence

Special Correspondence.
Healdton, I. T., Aug. 11.-A prom
ising week fog the farmers, cotton Ii
said to be fine.
Slight indications for rain today.
Joe Mcknight and wife from near
stonewan are here visiting the fam
lily of w. r. Mcknight.
Mrs. w. Ingram and family, ac-
companied by Ben Heald, left for
eSulphur Springs last Tuesday.
B. @. Collins 10 back from Colbert.
8. Maxwell, wife and sister from
Sulphur Springs are attending the
Iron Top picnic.
Mrs. DeGarmo and daughter, Josie,
from Springer are here.
Mrs. N. B. Gray and family OF Ard
| more are here.
A. G. Robinson and wife of Dixie
were here yesterday.
Among the Ardmore folks attend
ing the Iron Top picnic, we note:
Messrs. Bingham, Garrett, A.
Hardy, +. Seivally, Judge West and
some others, and hear of many dis
appointments from the fact that Mr..
Suggs was called home, We always
miss him at such places.
While called the Healdton reun.
ion, Healdton had little to do with IL
and does not lay any claim to it, we
hear that our town will heve one ere
long. We trust however that all ha6
good time
DIR. Gordon made = flying trip tc
NARROW this week.
The infant of j. A. Moore, dice
and was buried here this week.
W. q. Collins, living south of herr
. lost little child which was buriet
Thursday.
Gill billiard of Hewitt was reported
quite sick at the reunion grounds.
t Mr.. Turner of Ardmore is here to
day.
I We see some open cotton in earl.
fields. Picking time will soon b
here.
Orme & Whaley are rushing worl
on their gin and mill. Mr.. DeGarm
r is still here arranging it for them.
: Chas. Maupin of Ardmore Is her
looking after his cattle interests.
John Spray and family from Mon
tague Co., are here visiting relatives
t We wish the phone folks would ID
e the phone.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-08-13
D,..,nct,on. In Being Kicked.

The Arabs, clever hOrsemen as they
are, are quite as liable to accident as
English grooms. But the Arab likes u
be kicked by thoroughbred morse anu
cannot endure to be put to any PAIN Dy
an animal whose pedigree Is at all oe-
fective. An English surgeon had Deen
setting the broken leg of an Arab VINO
complained more of the acciueh. .na'
had befallen him than was tnouehl ue
coming in one of his tribe. rms tne
surgeon remarked to him. ana ms an'
swer was truly characteristic. 10 yot
think, doctor. should have uttereu
word of complaint If my own high pre-.
colt In n playful kick had broken po'l
my legs? But to have a bone orokel
by a brute Of jackass Is too oao' an'
i will! complaint