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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-04-12

den away under punches of violets. A
pretty jar filed with cut lilies is an
other. or a box of violets, bunch of
roses. or roses mingled with white
lilac. What could be sweeter and more
suggestive of the feast? The flowers
fade, but the thought which inspired
the sending does not. nor that exqui-
site sense of enjoyment which comes to,
the receiver.
After flowers the regulation Easter
souvenir is most likely to take the
shape of candy, books. cards and all
the pretty trifes which have grown
so fashionable in late years. The long
fast from candy which the feminine
world is supposed to have been keep
ing all Lent, both in the interests of
piety and health, makes it naturally a
most welcome gift. When it comes.
hidden away in the beautiful and
artistic bonbonnieres which are sup
posed to be especially suggestive of the
season. then the gift is really joy, If
not forever, at least for good. long
time. Three-fourths of all the, novel
ties are either chicken or egg shape
or have this suggestion somewhere in
their make up.
As an Easter emblem the egg is far
ahead of anything else. Why it is so
may be partly explained by the fact
that the Lenten fast of the early
church did not permit the use Of eggs
any more than meat. At any rate, the
egg has the field. and nothing disturbs
it. There are eggs of silver, china.
glass and every other material, as well
as sugar. Some of the china and silver
ones are superbly decorated and can
be put to many uses as a box. Many
of the large ones have music boxes
hidden away in them. Tiny silver
eggs, adorned with wishbone or with
fat Cupids astride OF. them, are other
forms. -
are made of straw lace braid. so
trimmed up with the satin bag lining
and the ribbon rosettes that if it was
not for the little chick perched IN one
corner the whole affair might be taken
for a new spring bonnet. A pretty
doll. dressed in a vatican gown and
much befiowered bonnet on her yell
low curls. has concealed under her vo-
luminous petticoats receptacle for
candy.
When it gets right down to the
daintiest conceits and surprises, you
have to admire the pretty things from
Paris. Nothing to approach them are
made In this country.-Selected.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-04-12
Order for Hearing Application for.

Appointment of Administrators.
STATE OF MINNESOTA, L.
COUNTY OF STEARNS - .-.... ...
In Probate Court.
Special term. March 2Ist 1900
In the matter of the estate of Flora P
Gates. deceased
On receiving and fling the petition of
Eliza b Pike of the County of Stearns. rep
resenting, among other things, that Flora.
p. Gates, late of the County of Stearns in
the State of Minnesota, on the 18th day of
March, A. d., 1900. at the County of StutS-
man and State of North Dakota. died intes--
tate, and.being an inhabitant of this county
at the time of her death. leaving goods. chat.
tells and estate within this county, and that,
the said petitioner is the mother of said de-
ceased. and praying that administration of
said estate be to her, the said Eliza b Pike,
granted;
1t Is Ordered, that said petition be heard
before said court. on Friday, the 10th day,
of April A. d., 1860. at 9 o'clock a. m at the,
probate Office, in the court house in the CITY.
or st. Cloud in said county.
Ordered Further, that notice thereof be,
given to the heirs of said deceased and to all
persons interested, by publishing this order
once in each week for three successive weeks
prior to said day of hearing, in the Sank Gem
tire HERALD, weekly newspaper printed and
published at the City of Sank Centre, in said
county.
Dated at st. Cloud, Mimi, the 2lst day of
March A. D.. 1900
By the Court.
HUBERT HANSEN,
lPRGBATE SEAL Judge of ProUate.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-04-12
IN 1T FOR ALL WINTER.

Britons Reluctantly Admit That Roberts
Is in for Long Campaign.
LONDON, April 1I.-Britons are now
BEGINNING, though reluctantly, to realize
that Lord Roberts is in for winter
campaign lasting several months. This
is the end, in few words, of the high
hopes based upon Lord Roberts bril-
liant dash to Kimberley and Bloemfon-
tein.
Preparations are being made to hold
Bloemfontein against surprises. Lord
Kitchener has been given an important
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-04-12
An Easter Game For Children.

A game in which the little ones are
interested is played with Easter eggs.
The eggs are put in bags and each
child tries to break the egg of the enc
my by throwing hers against 1t. The
broken egg is taken prisoner by the
owner of the stronger one. One little
boy has his eggs all colored and pack
ed away for Easter. They are named
for different ships Of the United States
navy. His little sisters eggs are Span
ish ships.-Boston Globe.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-04-12
Cost of Military Funerals.

WASHINGTON, April 1.-THE war de-
partment has been obliged to issue
circular letter defining the expenses that
may be allowed on account of military
funerals Those outside of the pro.
cession are limited to the cost of coffin
and reasonable expenses for burial, and
officers are required to keep accounts of
expenses for hearse, priests, pail bearers,
flowers, etc.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-04-12
Boutelle,s Health Is No. Mending.

BosToN, April IL Congressman Bou-
sc,.e is still at the sanitarium at Wav-
erly, and his health is not mending to
any manifest degree. The fact daily
becomes more apparent to his family
that he will neuor again take his place
IN public life.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05

IT,
Mr.. Bowspr flushed up and swallow
ed At the lump in his throat and dared
not look at Mrs. Bowser. After Il min
ute he continued:
81 think you are inclined TO be very
religious, Are you n Sunday school
teacherip
Great scott, no! Religious? Why.
] don't eXen believe in hereafter!
I'm the. Qar who ate up "A chapter of
the Bibles6n . betp'
But you reverence truth" persisted
Mr.. Bowser as his face began to pale.
"Mebbe 7 do, sir but they calls me
THE Red Hook Liar all the same"
And are you not tender hearted
that Is, don't you love childrenW
well, I'm expecting to be arrested
tomorrow for lambasting kid this
afternoon. Your henology, or what
ever you call ii, don't seem to work.
guess your wife is right"
"It never works unless there are
brains under the bumps" stffly replied
Mr.. Bowser as he handed the man his
50 and accompanied him TO the door.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05

When he returned, he stood before
Mrs, Bowser and glared at her for Il
moment and then said;
"Woman, this thing has gone to the
limit. The conspiracy is plain. In
your malicious desire Toto
Then Mrs, Bowser began TO laugh.
He gestured, bu, it did not stop her.
lie lowered over her, but she continued
TO laugh. He shouted something about
his lawysr and her lawyer and divorce
but she hung to her chair and laughed.
There waa but one way 20 save his dig
nifty, Like II crowbar on legs he march
ed down the hall aud like crowbar
with stiil knees he mounted the stairs,
ana two aours later she went to lind
him asleep and his bump of conceit ill
ilatteneu cut. NJ. QUAD.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
BOWSER ON BUMpS.
THE OLD MAN TAKES A TURN ~
pHRENoLoGY.

Had n Good Time Explaining the
Theory of the Science TO His Wife,
but Trippcd UP on the Practical
Part of IL.
tCopyright, 1900. by c. B. Lewis.l
Nothing but faint smile around the
corners of his mouth and n gurgling
ut intervals in his throat Indicated TO
Mrs. Bowser during the dinner hour
that Mr.. Bowser had a surprise party
In store for her. 1t was useless for
her to guess what it was. and she
therefore waited in patience till they
had returned to the sitting room. Then
Mr.. Bowser produced n little book and
looked IL over for ten minutes before
he said:
'You have heard of phrenology, of
course? If I am not mistaken, old Pro
fessor Fowler once examined your
head"
"Is that book about phrenology ?"
: she quietly asked.
ut is. l am going to post myself
a bit. Today felt the heads of three
different men in the Office and told the
character Of each and every one"
81 thought 1t was about time. I be-
lieve it's about week since you drop
ped the last new thing"
81 expected you'd say something
mean" replied Mr. Bowser. but with
out his usual heat anG without vio-
ience to the family cat rubbing against
his leg. "If I'd have brought home q
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
A COMMON ERROR.
The same Mistake is Made by
Many Akron People.
It's Il common error

It's Il common error
TO plaster the aching back.
TO rub with linimen, rheumatic
joints
When the trouble comes IRON the
kidneys
Doans Kidney Pills cure all kidney
ills
And are endorsed by Akron citizens
Mr.. William Hunt, carpenter of 10
East Chestnut ST., says: "for long
tine ] was miserable with my back
and kidneys. If | stopped l couid only
get suralgnt again with extreme suf-
fering. When l attempted to rise from
chair, lumbago caught me in the
loins and there was a dun acning pain
over my kidneys all the time. The
kidney secrctions We're 100 frequent
in action and | had no ambition, but
dragged myself around weighed down
with languOr. I tried home remedies
and advertised medicines but until /
went to Lainparter Il Co.'S drug store
and got Uuan's Kidney Pins could
obtain no relief. This remedy acted
promptly and expelled tne pain, re-
moved the lameness, caused the KID
ney secretions to become normal. Dur
ing the six months whicn nave passed
since taking Doan's Kidney Pills
have not had a symptom OF recur
renee"
For sale by all dealers, price 90 cents
per box. Foster-AIilburn Co., Buffalo
n. Y, sole agents for the Z. s.
Remember the name Doan's and taxi
no substitute.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
none 50 POPULAR.
1t is Daily Gaining Favor in
Akron.
Results Reported From People Who
Have Given a Fair Trial to the
Remedy AH Z

Morrow's Kid-ne-oids the scientific
kidney remedy and backache cure. il,
daily gaining favor in Akron. No
city for kidney ailments, backachc.
nervousness. sleeplesSness and gener-
al debility that has gained such popu-
lar favor as MoTow's Kid-ne-oids.
j. f. Bruot, 40 North Summit ST.,
Akron, Ohio says; II nave been nr-
icted with kidney and liver trouble
for a number. of years, also backachc,
biliousness. had malaria III my sys-
TEN and was subject to spells of diz-
illness, and was greatly troubled with
constipation. | endeavorcd to get re-
lief by using kidney pills and cures,
but my endeayors We're all in vain,
until commenced to take MOrrow's
Kid-ne-oids and Morrow's Liver Lax,
and | felt better from the start. / am
entirely relieved of backache, dizzy
spells and biliousness. Malaria, is
leaving and l am greatly relieved OF
constipation. Morrows Kid-neioids
and Morrows Liver Lax cannot be re-
i commended too highly
Morrow's Kid-ne-oids are not pills,
but yellow tablets and sell at so cents
box.
Morrow's Liver-laX are small red
granules and sell at twenty-five cents
Il box.
Both can be procured at all drug
stores and at John Lamparter g. Co.'S
drug store.
Mailed OH receipt of price. Manu-.
facturcd by John Morrow & Co.,
Chemists, Springfield, Ohio.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
henrd OF mr granafnlner. rn do il

the beard OF my grandfather, I'll do it
or diel"
He walked out into the hall, clarped
on his hat and opened the door and
stepped out There was a man hang
ing over nearby gate. He wasn't a
tramp, but Il worlSlngman who was
sweet on girl working next door, and
was waiting for her to appear Mr..
Bowser called to him, and he came in
off the street and asked what was
wanted.
Would you like to earn a couple of
dollars in about 10 minutes" was
asked.
You betw
"Have you ever heard of phrenol-
ogyT'
"If / have, I've forgotten. Is the
gas leaking or water pipe bustedT
"Phrenology has to do with the
bumps on your head l feel of your
bumps and read your character by
them. | believe In 1t, but my wife
don't. / want you to come and sit
down for few minutes while / show
her that I'm eight"
The man was willing. He followed
Mr.. Bowser in and was referred to as
! a subject" Mrs. Bowser kept hel
chair and became interested.
Now, then" began Mr.. Bowser after
! two minutes spent In locating various
bumps, 81 find your bump of musica
talent above the average. should shy
that you can play on several different
instruments and have a fairly goot
voice."
Lord save you. sir" gasped tht
man. "but / never could even raise &
tune on mouth organ. and as for sing
ing, everybody runs away when | try
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
g." :; 80 Castings
For Every Purpose.
~. ~ q @ Fw0 8 Sor,
Exchange and Water Streets.
The noy's "Friena.p

A boy having been taken TO task for
violation of school rulos, the principal,
"A woman, told him TO ask his father to
cali at the school Next day the boy
appeared with u rather seedy looking
man whom he introduced as his fa-
ther. The head Of the school and Wis
itor had a talk, and the latter prom
ised to dc all in his power TO make
the boy see the error Of his ways.
Some days later the boy was over
heard saying 10 some Of his compan-
ions; 81 played good joke on Miss
Blank, | introduced bum as me ia
ther, and she never caught on"
Wasn't that man your fatherT' ask
ed one OF the listeners.
"Nope," was the answer, "He was
me friend,"- Brcoklyn Eagle,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
Indy IlnitY.

In prerevoutlonary days there was
woman public executioner in vir-
ginia. AT that time death sentences
were rcspitcd on condition that crln-
inal should perform this office.
Lady Betty" as she was afterward
called, was sentenced to death for muir
der. She offered Instead 70 become
public cxecutioner aud held this Office
for many years.
1t is said that on the scaffold she
obligated without mnsk,-Chcago
Times-Herald
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
ARIZONA KICKLETS.
SOME NEWS ITEMS AND AN Gpl-
TCRlAl POLICY.

Inciuding Few Remarks on the
stirring Events Tbnt Have Trans
pircd within the Fast Twelve
Months of tho Papers Existence.
copyright. 1900 by C. B. Lewis.l
Major Bogardus gelates that as he
was returning from trip to Lone Jack
the other day he was pursued for over
mile by large cinnamon bear and
came near being overtaken. We don't
believe the story We don't say right
out that the major is liar: but, II
pinned down to IL, we would make affi-
davit that he couldn't tell the truth for
money.
The little affair in The Kicker Office
last Thursday has been grossly mag
nificd by our esteemed contemporary.
A long haired, long cared compositor
from the east. to whom we had given q
weeks work, formed our seven print
ers into union and got up strike.
We had never had one before and
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
How,s This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by
j. II. CHENEY & co.,
Props Toledo, o.
chsS, we, the I InnISdersigned, IS have & known . !. f.,
him perfectly honorable In all business
transactions, and financially able to carry
out any obligation made by their Arm.
WEST d TRUAX, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, O.
WALDING, KINNAN 4 MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Oatarrh Cure Is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. Price 76c per bottle.
Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls family Pills are the best.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
A Womnn,a Reason.

"Katherine is so high tempered that
she never reads novel through" -
''Pray tell me what her temper has
to do with her novel reading"
"Why, she gets mad at some charac-
ter in the book and throws it in the
fire."-Detroit Free Press.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
GrumhIcra Preferred.

New Boarder-I.spose you like board
ers who will eat anything that's set
before them and not grumble:
Mrs. Slmdiet-Bless you, no. I'd n
sight rather they'd grumble and not
eat.-New York Weekly.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
:, : >AIhl 4
THE FOOD DRINK

Grain-O is not a stimu-
liant, like coffee. 1t is a
tonic and its effects are
permanent.
A successful substitute
for coffee, because it has
the coffee flavor that al
most everybody likes.
Lots of coffee substi-
tutcs in the market, but
only one food drink
Grain-O.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05

of them Illegally starvc to death in the
pitiless deserts of the north. Particular
ly is this the ease in tne provinces of Ver-
hoyansk aud kolimsk, where there is no
possible way of earning II penny By
any means whatever. Under the regula-
tions these eXiles receive no allowance
until proof has been received that they
have no relatives left in Russia who are
capable of bping made TO support them.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05

Sentiment ana Sense.
He-You look good enough to eat.
She-Do you think | am good enough
to feed?
/ Love is woman's whole existence, and.
naturally, she overlooks less bets in the
game than man does.--fndiaS-u?l
Press.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05
Sentiment ana seass

town were sent to Siberia excepting the
one who was injured
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05

How we can put such perfect work
'manship on a shirt front, collar or
cuff Is what everyone says that eX-
amines our faultless laundry work.
No spot or fray to mar the beauty of
the irreproachable color and finish
put upon it that defles competition
by any laundry in this town. Our
laundry work has reached the top
notch Of perfection that has yet been
btaoined,
Z EXCELSIOR LAUNDRY
!. .@.s l66 S. High ST., Tel. 81
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05

1t is needless TO say TO our readers
that the course of The Kicker for the
coming year win be onward and up
ward. We shall make II even more
redhot as n political organ. We shall
probablySadyocate war with Mexico
and demand annexation of Canada.
We shall have dark horse" of our
own for the next presidency We shall
do our best 10 bust three or four trusts
and speak many encouraging words TO
tlfe stage breaks down or tlood car
ries away n bridge we,may get out OF
ink and paper and be obliged TO issue u
half sheet but that half sheet will he II
corkcr We have always led in poll.
ties and shall continue to head thepro-
cession. We are hustler from Sun
day morning to Saturday night, aud
Uncle sam may continue to depend up
on MS to~heip boom North America UP
into the tree tops ANA Keep up a Yell
ing. No weekly newspaper in Alnelf-
cih VIII be more in evidence for the
next II months, and in our most iIsin-
Mating manner we would observe that
now is the time to subscribe We don't
issue but one day in ithe week, While
dailies come out seven times, but we
give you more than your moneys
worth and never tangle ytu up on the
political situation. Nj. QUAD.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05

didn't know exactly how TO meet it,
but linally took off our coat and sailed
into the crowd. 1t was the medicine
needed. We got n few thumps and
bangs, but In the course Of half an
hour the strike was over. the union dis.
solved and the agitator taking a walk.
We are for liberty, equality, high
wages, shorter hours and all the rest
of it, but the man who sets out to run
our business has got to lick us first.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05

We were told on Tuesday that the
physical and mental wreck whom wo
are obliged by courtesy TO refer to as
our esteemed contemporary had threat
ened again to shoot us on sight-being
about the bundredth time in the last
two years-but we were by no mems
prepared for his wonderful feat of
Wednesday, He actually did stop us
on Apache svenue and pull gun Fer
some time we were in doubt whether
he would shoot us or himself; but. find.
ing that he was liable to accident we
picked him and his gun up and deposit
ed them head first in a barrel in front
OF SINNERS grocery. The editor re-
manned there, with his heels in the air,
until some one extended helping
hand. We shall never draw gun OH
our esteemed, We may jab at him
with n toothpick, yell at him in low
bass or barrel him up, but his life Is
safe with us.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-05

The events of the past year AZ affect.
feeling homesick. On New Years day
1890, we had Is occupants of our prl
yate graveyard, which is the only edi
torial cemetery in the world, During the
year we were Obliged to add two to the
number. In both instances we hesitat-
ed and hung back until it became a
matter Of painful necessity. 1t is need.
less TO add that we were fully exoner
ated by the coroner's jury and that we
paid all funeral expenses. In the year
we delivered t. orations. five political
speeches and seven lectures. Two at
tempts We're made to assassinate US,
and we were twice held up and robbed.
Four different men shot ut us in our
sanctum without serious results, and
we We're the direct cause of five bad
men leaving town for good. For n
small town Giveadam Gulch Is lively
one. a young man who wishes to be-
gin an editorial career cannot do better
than to make his debut here. Each
and every day, brings its little incident
or adventure and every time bullet
perforates his hat or cuts button
from his clothes he finds himself in
cited to renewed efforts. We We're laid
up for few days on two occasions by
stray bullets and We're obliged to craw-
fish on two or three more; but. on the
| whole we had good time and made Il
! gain on the struggle for fame.
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Continued on page 2.)

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Premiums Awarded.

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Chas. Rosebrook, Mansfield, bull, yrs, 1st,
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