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To Kaen GIaases On.

"Isn't 1t strange" said Mr.. Burton,
while in reminiscent mood, "how dis
coveries are made? OF course, that is
a general statement, but to the case In
question.
81 wear glasses, as you know, but I
four grea- trouble in keeping them on.
They were continually following the
laws Of gravitation and falling to the
floor. The trouble was that | did not
have a bridge of size, and spent
money and time experimenting with
different kinds of springs and clasps
and nose pieces, but all proved fail
ures.
Now, the other night had an idea
chats all right am guilty of an idea
once In while) that If | would put
some powdered rosin on my nose that
would hold 'em for a while, so | ac-
cordingly hunted up my friend, the vic.
linist, and, getting some rosin, made a
test.
WAS 1t success? Why, l can turn
a handspring backward and those
glasses are still doing business at the
old stand. Richmond Times.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
cape. BY the time the hounds were
gotten out of the cellar the fox was
safe in its hole.-Philadelphia Times.
He Engaged the Boy.

DR.. McTavish of Edinburgh was
something of ventriloquist, and 1t be-
fell that he wanted lad to assist in
the surgery who must necessarily be
of strong nerves.
He received several applications, and
when telling lad what the duties
were, in order to test his nerves, he
would say, while pointing to a grin
ming skeleton standing upright in a
corner:
part of your work would be to feed
the skeleton there, and while you are
here you may as well have try to
do So"
A few lads would consent to trial,
and received basin of hot cruel and
a spoon.
While they were pouring hot mass
into the skull the doctor would throw
his voice so as to make 1t appear to
proceed from the jaws of the bony Gus
toner, and gurgle out:
"Gr-r-r- -gr-h-uh! That's hot!
This was too much, and without ex-
ception the lads dropped the basin and
bolted.
The doctor began to despair of ever
getting a suitable helpmate until a
small boy came and was given the
basin and spoon.
After the first spoonful the skeleton
appeared to say:
"Gr-r-r-uh-r-hr! That's hotw
Shoveling in the scalding Cruel as
fast as ever, the boy raped the skull
and lmpatiently retorted:
"Well, jist blow ont, We auld bonyp'
The doctor sat down on his chair and
fairly roared. but when the laugh was
over he engaged the lad on the spot
London Tt-Bits.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13

door to door with petitions praying the
Legislature to enact laws which would
permit woman to own property and
control the wages she earned, and
would take from fathers the power to
will away their children, 1t was women
who slammed the door in her face, tell
Ing her they had all the rights they
wanted. In the winter of 1855. one OF
the coolest and snowiest on record, she
canvassed the whole State Of New
York in the interest Of those petitions
and also one asking for the franchise,
going from village to village, from
schoolhouse to schoolhouse, most of
the distance In sleigh, with not
home open to her, not dollar sub
scribed toward her expenses. 1t was
an unheard-of thing for woman to do,
vet not only one but many winters did
she make this canvass, and after ten
years Of effort on the part of herself
and few associates the Legislature
began to yield.
Undaunted by abuse, SANDER and
threats of violence. and strong in their
sense of justice, Susan B. Anthony and
a few companions went steadily for
ward, blazing the way which Is now
so smooth and flowery for the millions
of women banded together in organi-
cations and holding their great public
meetings. Scores and scores of conven-
tons, alone and almost unaided, she
has originated and carried through to
a successful conclusion, advertised
them. hired the hall, secured the speak
ers. and made herself responsible for
the expenses. She has been always
and is to-day the financial burden bear
er of the suffrage organization, and can
raise more money than anybody else
more than all the rest.
The first memorial ever sent to Con-
rress asking for the enfranchisement
of women was prepared by Miss
Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton
In 1867. They, with others, organized
In 1869, in New York City, the first Ma
tlonal Woman Suffrage Association,
The same year the American Associa-
ton was organized in Cleveland. Twen-
" years later the two consolidated.
As Head of the Association.
Miss Anthony never could be per-
suaded 10 fill the office of President of
the association when it was possible to
persuade Mrs. Stanton to do so. but
with that lady's family affairs in early
days, and lecture engagements in later
years, the former was acting president
much of the time. and from 1879 Vice
President at large. In 1902 Mrs. Stan
ton. then T6 years ofd. begged that the
gavel might be transferred to Miss An
thony. and the delegates yielded to her
Wishes
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Mo1asses as Pig Feed.

Pigs fed one-half barley and one-hali
molasses feed made moderate gains
but not as great as when fed grain
alone. Molasses feed consists of one
half beet molasses, three-eighths wheat
bran and one-half palm nut meal. The
pork produced by the molasses feed
was not as solid and of as high quality
as that made on grain alone. When
corn and molasses feed, however, were
compared, the results were reversed
On the whole, experimenters conclude
that the addition of molasses to core
tends to improve the quality of ths
pork, and that the gain is made more
cheaply when grain is used by itseil'
In the Southern States and in regions
where beet sugar is produced, molasse'
food can probably be utilized to adyan''
age.-Orange Judd Farmer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13

Count Tolstoi is again at work upon
his interminable revisions of the proofs
of his Resurrection" The American
edition of this novel will be brought
out before next autumn.
1t is said that Beatrice Harraden has
already planned and sold her next story
sold it, as far as serial rights are con-
cerned. "The Fowler" has had large
sale both in Great Britain and in Amer
lea.
Mrs. Craigie said she chose her pen
name, "John Oliver Hobbes." for two
reasons: "To correct any tendency to
sentimentality in myself; and because |
thought by choosing so harsh a name
that no one would suspect a woman
had selected it."
Great mystery has been made to sur
round the appearance Of Ibsen's latest
drama, which was to be published SIM
ultaneously in Norwegian, German,
English, French and Russian. Accord
ing to his own, words, this play is the
last Ibsen intends to write.
What is said to the the first collection
of short stories written in the English
language by Japanese will shortly lie
published under the title Of "Jroka, .
being tales and folklore stories of old
and new Japan by Adachi Kinnosuke,
who dwells near Glendale, Cal.
Some twenty German officers have
contributed chapter each on "The
Franco German War;" which has been
translated into English and edited by
Major General J. F. Maurice, @. B., and
Capt. Wilfred j. Long, and which the
Macmillan Company will publish i'm
mediately.
In Turin the Royal Academy of Sci
ence has offered prize Of 10000
francs ($6,O0W for the best critical his
tory of Latin literature, which will be
issued between this and Dec. 81, 1906
All nationalities can take part in the
competition. Only printed works anC
not manuscripts will be taken into con
sideration.
Kegan Paul, the English publisher
who has just published book Of
Memories" is of the opinion that "lit
erature is not in itself a profession.
He is sorry for the young author whC
"has nothing to fall back upon." Where
In he disagrees with Sir Walter Besant
who thinks that any one may make ,
good living out of letters. Tennyson
according to Mr.. Paul, was "a thorough
man of business, and our final partin.
at the end of one of our periods o
agreement was that we as publisher
and he as author took different view
of his peeuniary value" The passag
is eloquent in more ways than one.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
SUSAN B. ANTHONY.
"GRAND OLD WOMAN" OF FE-
MALE SUFFRAGE
She Has at the Ripe Old Age of Eighty
Years Retired from the Presidency of
the National woman's Suffrage AS
sociation.

The career Of Susan B. Anthony, who
has retired from the presidency OF the
National Woman's Suffrage Associa-
tion, and to whom, In honor OF her
eightieth birthday, grand reception
was rendered in Washington, has been
a remarkable one. She made her first
speech in public in 1S49, at CanaJoharie,
n. Y, where she was teaching in the
academy. Her subject was the rela-
tlon of women to temperance. Two
years later. at Rochester, N. T.,
whittier her family had moved, she first
became interested In the anti-slavery
agitation. Before 1851 had ended she
had made the acquaintance Of Garrison,
Phillips, Greeley, Pillsbury, Douglass
Stephen and Abby Foster, Lucy Stone
and Elizabeth Cady Stanton, all believ-
ers in woman's right to the franchise,
and she became enthusiastic In the
cause. She attended her first womans s
rights convention In Syracuse in 1852
Lucretia Mott was elected President
and Miss Anthony was made Secretary
From that date to the present she has
attended from one to a dozen conven
tions every year, and never has beer
out Of office.
For several years she worked, might
and main, In the temperance cause, bu
indignant at being "snubbed and insult
ed" by the mems conventions, and "dis
gusted with the subserviency of won
en-" she resolved to devote her life t.
the emancipation of her sex. From thi'
decision she never has swerved, excep
during those years when she labore(
for the freedom of the negroes. Sh,
has been mobbed again and again, ant
often has held her ground when ever.
man on the platform fed to place o
safety.
Her Great Labors.
At the present time 1t is difficult l.
conceive the ridicule and contemp
heaped on the pioneers in this move
ment; nor did 1t come from men alone
When Susan B. Anthony tramped from
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But Miss Anthony does not relin-
quish the presidency to enter into
period of rest. She means to complete
the history Of the woman suffrage
movement in the United States. In
1876 she and Mrs Stanton began writ
ing the history of the movement and
brought It down to 1884. During the
last sixteen years there has been more
practical advance In the status OF wom-
en- than in all which preceded. Miss
Anthony has preserved the necessary
materials, and now, at so years OF age
will begin at once the stupendous task
of completing the story, bringing IL
down to the present year.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
San Frane,.eo Market.

Wool--Spring-Neyada, 1870 15c per
pound; Eastern Oregon, l2@ Ice; VAL
ley, 20@22c; Northern, l0@l2c.
Hops-1S99 crop, l1@1Sc per
pound.
Butter - Fancy creamery lie;
do seconds, l6@16ISc; fancy dairy,
Ice; do seconds, 1S@l6c per pound.
Eggs-Store, 14c; fancy ranch,
16kc.
Millstuffs - Middlings, $l7.00 q
30 90; bran, $ls.50@lS.50,
Hay-wheat Sc. 500 80; wheat and
oat $6.00@s.00; best barley $4,000
700; alfalfa, $5.00@6,50 per tom
straw, a5@ 40c per bale.
Potatoes-Early Rose, coo 75c; Ore
gon Burbanks, 60c@$l 90; river Bur
banks, 40@70c; Salinas Burbanks,
soc c@l.l0 per sack,
Citrus Fruit-Oranges, Valencia,
$s.96@S,s5; Mexican lines, $4.00@
500; California lemons 15c@$l, 90;
do choice $l.76@s,00 per box.
Tropical Fruits-Bananas, $l.60@
$50 per bunch; pineapples, nom
inal; Persian dates, 6@61sc per
pound.
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Northwest Notes. /.


A new Methodist Episcopal church is
to be erected at Cottgae Grove, Or, to
cost $4,000.
Washington papers are saying COM
plimentary things about Harry Yoe-
mons, of Spokane, who helped Harvard
win the intercollegiate debate from
Yale.
Blodgett 90 Greenbaum have begun
work to double the capacity of their
fertilizer plant at Fairhaven, WASH,
and hope this season to handle all the
refuse OF the fish canneries in their
vicinity.
The sacriligious pastor of Baptist
church at Albany, Or, took the follow.
ing for his subject Sunday evening,
"Would Jesus Vote the Republican or
Democratic Ticket?v The vice of
sheldonism Is spreading.
A Bellingham bay man, named Can
field, has big bed Of pansies planted,
and viii attempt to raise them for seed.
The only pansy seed product in the
West is in California, and the best
varieties come from France and Bel
gium. If he raises as good seed as he
planted, Mr.. Garfield will get $50 a
pound for 1t,
A large number of Washington's
shingle mills, probbaly 75 per cent, are
observing an agreement for short
shutdown. The reason given therefore
is that "the backward spring in the
East has caused falling off in orders,
which makes a curtailing of the supply
necessary to the equilibrium of prices.
The Eastern buyer may think this il
the action of u trust, but. of course, Il
isn't.
The bulb farms at Fort Bellingham,
WASH, are now at their handsomest
One man has vast number OF tulip
and 5, 800 hyacinths in bloom.
A Wallowa man has brought bacl
from New Orleans live alligator
eight inches in length.
A carload of Cascara bark was shipped
from Corvallis, Or. Its destination il
Hamburg, Germany.
The S-year old daughter OF She, If
Holder. OF Sherman county, Or, wa
playing with kite and matches, las
week, when she set her clothing afr,
and was considerably burned. She i
expected to recover. with little dis
figurement.
Il. @. b. Taylor, an old and respected
citizen of Lewis county, WASH, i
dead, near Toledo. He was membel
of the G, A. h. and pioneer of tina
part of Washington.
By vote of Al to 30, the property
owners of Lakeview have decided Il
bond the town for $4,000 for water
system and electric light plant. 1t il
expected the improvements will be
completed by November l..
The Bank of Ontario. Or, announces
that it will take advantage of the new
national banking laws. and Organize
. national bank.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
Fruit Cannery.

The farmers of Eagle valley, Or, are
about to erect fruit cannery. At q
meeting held at the schoolhouse at that
place the farmers of the valley SUBJ
scribed $4,000 for the purpose. The
total cost of the plant will be about
SIS, 900, and, as this is the first meeting
held, the farmers are confident that no
trouble will be met with in raising the
full amount. The establishment of the
cannery will be OF much benefit to
Baker City, as we'll as to the farmers
OF the valley, where large amount OF
fruit is raised annually. The cannery
will be conducted on the cooperative
plan, and it is the intention to take all
the fruit offered by the farmers. Much
OF the product will find a market in
Baker City, as the home consumption
is large and is steadily increasing.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
Portland Market.

Wheat - Walla Walla. 54@55c;
Valley, 64c; Bluestem, SIC per bushel.
Flour-Best grades, $500; graham,
So. so; superfine, $2.10 per barrel.
Oats-Choice white, 35@36c; choice
gray, $40 per bushel.
Barley-Feed barley, $l4@14.50;
brewing, $17.00@17. 80 per ton.
Millstuffs-Bran, $l3 per ton; mid
dlings, $19; shorts, $l5; chop, $l4 pei
ton.
Hay-Timothy, 5000; clover, $40
Z. 80; Oregon wild hay, $6@7 per ton.
Butter-Fancy creamery, 40@46c
seconds, 40c; dairy, S0@S7 Rci
store, s5@8shc.
Eggs-11 10 per dozen.
Cheese-Oregon full cream, Is,
Young America, lac; new cheese To-
per pound.
Poultry-Chickens, mixed, $500
4.50 per dozen; hens, $500; springs
So. .50@3. 80; geese, $6.50@S.00 for old
$4.60@6.50; ducks, $5.50@6.0O pc
dozen; turkeys, live, l0@11c pc
pound.
Potatoes-40@ soc per sack; sweets
I2@2Ac per pound.
| Vegetables--Beets, 81; turnips, 75c
per sack; garlic, 7c per pound; cab
bage, 11ac per pound; parsnips, "a
onions, $2.50@S.00; carrots, SOC.
Hops-S@Sc per pound
Wool-Valley, 16@18c per pound
Eastern Oregon, 10@l5o; mohair, 27C
SOC per pound.
Mutton-Gross, best sheep, wethel
and ewes, 4Ac; dressed mutton, u
l7hc p"r pound; lambs, $2,b0 each.
Hogs-Gross, choice heavy, 5000
light and feeders, $3.50; dressed
S5.00@6.50 per 100 pounds.
Beef-Gross, top steers, $4.00 GA. 81
cows, $S.50@4,00; dressed beef, 61S
7Ac per pound.
Veal-Large, 61a@71Gc; small, 81
S1so per pound.
Tallow-5@51ac; No. Q and greas'
Sh@4o per pound.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13

Potash is of great value In an orch
ard. 1t is the backbone of all fertilizers
used by fruit growers. The trees where
it is used are vigorous and the fruit
large in size, with high color and good
flavor. No manure which does not con-
tain high percentage Of potash should
be used In an orchard
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
No Escape from That

"A penny for your thoughts, Mar
jorie."
''Why, Harold, can't, you know"
answered the diplomatic miss, "be-
cause this is not leap kansas
City Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
In Mourning.

"What! back againP' exclaimed the
Young housekeeper, 'you can't expeet
me TO give v,u cake every day."
"No, laa replied the poor beggar'
al thoug aaybe you had an old sun
of black clothes you might give ms Vic
Moor ole mother eat the cake you gev me
yestid'y." y."-Phfladelphia Press.
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Willing to BE a Slave.

Paul-Ihis is what I've written, dear:
"The season draws rapidly to a close,
and the poor slaves of fashion, released
from the weary treadmill of society
with its hollow formalisms, its empty
shibboleths, may breathe a freer at
mosphere."
Virginia-Yes, Paul, that's splendid
and, o, how wish you were writing
from our own experience.-The King.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
Give 1t a Wide Berth.

Sandy Pikes-Strike Denver off our
visitin' list, pard.
Pellucid Pete-What fur?
Sandy Pikes-Why, dis paper says
DAFT enuf soap has arrived in dat city
to supply 100000 people fur year.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
Did NOT Doubt Him.

"He says he would gladly lay the
world at my feet" said the sentimental
young woman.
That's what he'll do" said Miss
Cayenne. "After you're married. he'll
lay the world at your feet and compel
you to walk on it, because you can't af-
ford a cab. b."-Washington Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
Good Enough Reason.

Mother = I'm surprised at you!
Couldnt you tell he was going to kiss
you?
Daughter-Yes, ma, but there was no
one for me to tell except him, ana ne
knew it already.-Philadelphia Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
"John?"
"YeSnnunn
Give and Take.

Tess-Jack stole kiss from me last
night.
Jess-The idea! What did you do
about it?
Tess-Nothing. He made restitution
the very next minute.-Philadelphia
Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
A Gump of a Poet.

Mrs. De Fashion-What a gump tba,
Mr.. Finemind, the great poet, is!
Friend-1s he?
Mrs. De Fashion-Huh! At the grand
reception gave him l had the most
beautiful flowers could buy brought
In and strewn in his path for him n
walk on, and, would you believe it, the
clown actually walked around thsy,
Just as If we hadn't money enough b.
buy more.-New York Weekly.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
willing to Oblipe.

Jaggs--I'll bet you the drinks that
am right.
Waggs-Well, I'd take you up on that
but | don't drink.
Jaggs-Oh, that will be all right. Win
or lose, I'll drink for you.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
Too En11 of Wrath.

photographer : Look just a little
pleasanter, please.
Stranger Sitting for his photograph
Il don't want to look any pleasanter.
I'm delegate to the antitrust confer
ence.-Chicago Tribune.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
A Reckless Suggestion.

Mrs. Qui Vive-Dear Mr.. Surplice, l
can't make up my mind what Lenten
sacrifice will be the most acceptable.
Mr.. Surplice - Ah!-oh!-well-dear
madame-suppose you give up trying to
run the church.-Life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
oneer WAYS of Authors.

"Mr. Flambeaux, have you any spe-
cial methods in writing your novelsy
Eyes, l generally try to begin at the
beginning and wind up at the end. =
Indianapolis Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
SpelIbouud.

Ned-I wonder if it amazes a girl
when a fellow catches her under tine
mistletoe?
Ted-It must; she always seems to be-
rooted to the spot.-Town Topics.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
Slip of the Tongue.

"What do you sell that ribbon for?"
asked young lady in High street
dry goods store.
Eight dollars a week-oh, beg par
don, % cents yard, madam" Column
bus (Ohio) State Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
Ups and Downs.

Doctor-Do you know the effects Of
getting too much mercury in your sys
tenn?
Denny-Yis, doctor, Old be a ther
mometer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13

Blobbs-Henpeckke has bought MS
wife folding bed.
Slobbs-Yes; he told me he tnoush.
that was the only way he could smut
her up.-Philadelphla Record.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
Similar but Different.

Mr.. Nipp-Is there any truth in the
rumor that your affections are en-
gagged?
Miss Flypr-NOns whatever. l am,
though.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13

A company has been organized to
take water out of the Deschutes at a
point near the Three Sisters known as
Lava island, and conduct the water to
the desert lying east of the river. The
point of diversion is said to be one Of
the best ON the river owing to the abb
senGs of rocky bluffs. From this point
water will be taken east to the old
river bed, 10 miles, covering large
tracts OF excellent farming lands.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
As She Understood 1t.

He-Thls liquid air is great
She-Yes; won't it be lovely when we
can dip up hot or cold air with bucket
and pour 1t out Of the window?-In..
dianapolis Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
A Base Deception,

Criminal lawyer-I was deceived In
regard to that man whom | defended
on a charge of embezzling half mill
ion.
Friend-You found he was guilty?
Lawyer-No, confound it! He was
innocent and didn't have cent to pay
me.-New York Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND Do
INos HERE AND THERE

Iokes and JokeIets that Are Supposed
to Have Been Recently Born-ssyinSs
and DoinRs that Are Old, Curious ano
Lauxhabie-The Weeks HumOr.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
A Truthful Lover.

The Daughter-But, papa, he says D
cannot live without me.
Papa (drylyl-I guess he's right
Life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
Or Lose an Umbrella.

Mrs. Stubb-John, this paper says
there is place in Africa where it never
rains.
Mr.. Stubb-By jinks, 1t would do u
man good to live there a lifetime.
Mrs. Stubb-Why, John?
Mr.. Stubb-Because he'd never see a
rainy-day skirt, Maria.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
One Not Enough.

Shea man and his wife should be
one; wonder why they so seldom are!
He-Because it takes two to make a
quarrel.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13
Hitless Hunters.

City sportsman-Any game around
here?
Farmer-Yes; the woods are full Of it.
City sportsman-I supposed 1t had
been pretty well killed off by now.
Farmer-Oh, no. No one ever hunts
around here but you city fellows.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13

The old sea-dogs We read so nue'
about are probably msst-stiffG
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-04-13

When refOrmers don't know what
else to abuse, they attack the frying
pan.