The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-01-25
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-Yosss Mother east imssice What
n.la The bshY cry 30. Yong fsihef-
III bet be heard ne ssy thsi ! ushssed
10 get lails sleep Lat rish,
Messed s'po.e you're soins 70 the
picnic lonouovi Beessst Not exactly
solss 70 ons. tui ~ be sbets there 10
oas la soias TO sisv spd Mad The isby
While M site secs
Do yoa believe 10 MAD enref Yes.
sussersd MI Msettobs vile. II come
time. .orts 9Th msiisr Of habit. E"y
time 1 sl,s Mr. Msss,on = piece Of ny
mind It cote. him Tor several days.
-h.ss too bad shout Nell Riot mans
ha.b.nd dyiss 90 sudtsoiy, s"pt w
DID be die .uddeblyf Yes. Hsdnt you
heard .bost ~ No. ] though, be v"
from Philsdelphis.
Say .ten. Miss D.i'y, rensrked The
fresh youth ss be was pouring glass Of
vsier Tor The young lady. %. this 10 ioj
den, Mr. Frosli eIolsiued the dsmal,
grabbing for the youbg man.
--ssloonis, TO new bartendef) One
rule Of this house 10 never tosell spy more
liQuor 10 m~n after be has had enough.
Bartender How sn 10 know When be
has enougbf Ssloobist As soon - bis
money sises out
The Joneses are going TO bsve silver
wedding. Not the Chissgo Jones % The
Cbicsgo Jonesesi IL happens thst Mr.,
aud Mrs, Jones have each been msrrisd
twenty hse yeats on the 10Th Of this
month.
Mics Million col uncertain age The
only thing tha, worries me lie the wedding
tour II wiil be perfectly horrible TO bsye
people know Mise Rosebud tsiciously)
oh, don, worry They'll think you're
bis mother.
You say, said Judge to witness,
that the plsintiii resortsd to sn ingeoiou.
use Of cifcumstsntisl evidence. State iusi
what you mean by that Well. my sIsct
meaning 10 that be lied.
-Fuddy - Kwiverfnl, they say, 10 msr
ried again. TITS IL his fourth wife. Dad
dy- X wiverfui,d better be csrsfui. He'll
ge. csuab, come day. Fuddy-G't
csush,i Daddy - Yes; he'll marry won
90 Who will live,
Mrs. suooper - wonder II II is true,
- DR.. Jocobi says. that the baby OF to
day hss . better chance Ct living than The
baby Of so years sgo' snooper - Certain il
iyn ia. The bsby Of so years ago is bali
. century old nov.
Young Bridegroom - Darling, l think
i should like TO take your little brother
with rs 10 Niagara fslis. Bride Ho~
hind that would be OF yoa. Harry Yonpe c
Bridegroom Yes, should like 10 push
him over them.
Two burglars. alter working on 9 ssie .
oil plight. huslly acknowledged themselves
b, fled by the bew combi "
,ion End were gathering mp their tools q
disgust. Say. Bill Ill toll You howve
eau make some out o. this job. W'styrI
nesni Lets HUT up the suui.c,urtr
Of this sale 90 sell him our testim onisl,.
--Msui DO you know l really believe
that Ton Is soips to propose. Etbel-l
noticed that be vas looking terribly sad
about something or other. but then. ycu
knou. dear, 1t may not be- that. Perhaps
bis mother IL III OF be isb'. feeling we'll
himself
d. you appreciate postryf ssked The
serious yonns semsn. Yes. indeed. 60
ssered Mr.. CumroI There's one piece
Of poetry that has done me world Of
rood. Old ~ an, tb,rs are times wbep
couldn't tell hos 10 hsure without sy
log Tnirly days hath s ,peubef, Apni,
zoe aud Nossnber.'
"A guest witb 80 irsscible temper II .
! hotel In New Eoslsnd tovn found d
hat the dinner wss Dot 10 his liking end
DO had DO hesi,srey In telling tho ssiteT 81
70. Finally be threw down bis knife and
ork Well. he exclaimed, there's 90 u,e e
% tsihirs c.pt eat ,hn ,tbh. I'm 81
orry, air, responded The waiter. but you
nigh, ss cell. Tor you'iI have to pay fer D
4 snyhou. 10
News Dssisr-i have never Known
uch densad Tor pspsr ne We have 81
I'D Tor its, foreign illustrated journsl. n,
No could have sold 5000 cpiss OF II.
he people seem 10 be intensely Interest Gs
q 10 Entopssn pess. Cltrs lit isn't
hsL They heard there vas something
siseiionsbls 10 ths, pspsr IA
Hos do yoa kros he isu't mayriedyi