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Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-02-08
Pan starOsta i djabe4
BOruta.
Legends prssz miss.o.anina aeo.yokis.
60 opowisdsiania.
(Ciag dalssy.l

Tu Boruta Esmilkl, niby ossksjao, 90
starosta odpowie. Ale starosta nanny.
Slaa sic, ME wisdsiai jeszose 90 odrsso.
Wiso Boruta .ao.as dalsj:
Je4eli mi spr.sdass oialo matki, 10
.areozam Of, Ae jsj dus.s ME .ginis; do
dus.y jsj ME moge cd oiebis naby6
prsws, ohooia4bym tsgo gorsOo pragnss.
skutkiem nasssj umowy to tylko nasts.
pi, e twoja matka nile odsyska ju4 sil
sdrowia, kt6re mogioby ma dfugo jess.
oss pr.soisgnac jej 4ycis. Gdy spr.e.
dass oiaao matki, to ME wysdrowiejs,
skona prze~dwczesnis; dusza jej uleoi
sobie. q to jsj oisao my djsbli wszmie.
my miedsy sisbis. Me mo4na mnisj
wymsgac. spr.edss mi oialo. kt6rs /
TAX pred.sj o.y p6znisj .akryje sienna,
rosnissis robaotwo, smaroieje do sscss.
tn, niwec. sic obr6oi. A ia "a to mar.
ne oialo chloe Of dad .aoto, lyle dad .io.
ia, lie tylko .apragniss.. Niema sic co
namysla6. Komu innsmu ME stawii.
bym tax lekkioh warunk6w. No, kohos
predzsj, DO odsjs6 music.
Starosta lsdwie sdolal ukry6 W "a.
dose. BOZ sic oksza6 pc sobis, zsby
djabss ME .madr.as. Me pojmuje, o.s-
mu djabsl TAX malo cd nisgo wymaps.
I myili sobie duchu:
o, gaupiI djsble! ME spr.sdam Of
dus.y, ME s~pr.edam swego sumienia,
tylko spr.sdam ciaio matki, q chooia4
predict ztsgo fwiata .sjd.is, niswisls
ma tenn straci. I ia sic tsa be. m.tki
obejde. zgoda, Borutol ,goda prey.
j~aoislu!
Gdy to o~statuie slowa gloino ssarosta
wym6wia, czart zaklul 90 ~natyohmiast
W mafy palso Level reki / lyle krwi Wy.
soosyf, lie byfo potrzsba do napisania
oyrografu' Siarosta podpisal.
Boruta " nadstawions torbe myiliw.
ska nasSpai lyle .fota, lie sic .misfoiso,
sarecsyi, 70 nigdy : nisj ,loto sic ME
wyczsrpie.
w dodatku do tsgo targu %jes.oss
jedno Of srobie - r.ekl djabsl - OTTO
wyniose ole : tego biota be. zadnsi
s.kody.
zaledwis to wym6wi', sohwyoil wpol
staroste " okamgnisniu pr.eni6si 90
do 'amku. PossawR 60 " jsgo villas.
nej komnaois, DO jua pozoo by'o, a 20.
tenn na pozsgnanis rozlmial sic praw.
dsiwis osartowskim imiechsm, at s,yby
W oknach zabr.eosaly. Zas.umislo "
powistr.u, psy " domu | ma dzisdsifcu
zafolnis ..swyiy, a djabss, odohod.ac,
rsekf:
Gfupi o,sowisOas, myilaseI mnis
osEuka6, a ME wisd.islsl, ae kso spree.
dsjs Oisso matki, spr.edsjs ra.em / 50.
misnis swojs ! duszs swojaI
staros's jsdnsk ME slys.al tych slow
c.arta; DO jake m6gs cof ussys.e6,
kisdy u nisgo ws.ystkie .mys1y .laly
sic W jsdsn zmysi widzeniaP Mai jua
to, Ossgo TAX prsgna&, mial zsoto. Wiec
wlepif oo.y " to swojs .'oto. 1 TAX sie "
ME w~patrywal, as mu " tel ohwili MIC
wisoej ME postaso gsowie, Mo ME sly.
sra', o.nio jua ME dbai. gEzg4s @tsgx
MI
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-02-08

.kad starotois NJ to wssystko wystar
oxa, DO visdsisli, e nisdawno saosy
naso . MIN by6 kuso 1 jua mu trudno
by'o pozycske snalsz6, albo dosta6 cd
kupo6w tovsru M krsdyt. Ale sd.i.
wisnie swojs opowiadali bardso ostroA
ME, asby hojny gospodars ME usfys.aa
1 zeby ME usraoie dogodnego miejso.
M obftyoh We wssystko uostaoh.
Kiedy tax bissiadowali, schor.asa
matka starosty sabaa ooras gor.sj. Sta.
ro'sa, udsjsc troskliwsgo syns, sprowa.
dsaf wielkim kosstsm najslawnisjs.yoh
lekarsy, aby radsili o .drowiu matki.
MySlaf " ohytrosoi, 70 to narady aadns.
60 ju4 nile pr.yniosa poAytku. DO oiala
~sprsedansgo djabau 4adns sila mu ME
wydrIs; lskar.y sprowad.al jednak ola
oo.u lud.kioh. Mo go to nsprawds
ME kos.sowaio, DO ME ubywaao mu pie.
niedsy; co wydal, 10 wrsoalo do jego
torby napowr6t, q tymo.assm dobra
jsgo saawa rosis, ludzie ohwalili 90, 70
jest dobrym, sroskliwym o swoja make
synem.
Pc kilku ~tygodnisch wypadso ssaroI.
ole wyrussyc W dlugs podr64 ma ssjm,
osy ma wybory. Ably poks.ac sic wspa
male, sabrai 70 soba ME sylko du4o
sfu4by, licsnych dworsan, ale wielu
s1lachty ubossssj, ws.ysskioh bogato v
swistne s.aty swojsj rodovsj barwy
PROBATIONARY.
: w .amku srobiio sic pusto. nastala
oissa' PAM staros,ins, matka ju4 pra.
vile umisrajsca, ls4ai. " swym pokoju
niemal .upslnie samotna.
kisdy Pc saiatwisniu spraw s~sarousa
. oaiym orssakiem odbywal podr6z DO
vrotns ku ksoIyoy. wybii. ossatnia
godsina Ayois ola biednsj starus.ki.
Me byio komu sprowadsic ksieds., DO
po.ostali prey ohorsj siudsy woleli W
odlsgssj i,bis c.sladnej pic "a .drowis,
Mill trossoIyc o jsj posr.sby. Ohoiwi
.aI oudssgo misnia, prsswidujao bli.ki
konisc jsj zycis, ohwytali, 90 mogli .
drogioh spr1et6w, myllso raOsej o w.bo.
gacsniu slebis, nizli o nissisniu pomooy
umierajacsj. Umarla tss nisboga be.
o~'tasnisj ohrsss'jahskiej pooieohy.
Pred samem skonanism w.ywais
niewd.iecsnego, wyrodnego syna, mnis.
majsc. 70 god.ien maoier.yhskisgo bio.
go'sawishstws - ale tego jsj glosu
mkt Z ludsi ME ssys.al. siys.sli an ieli
W nisbis I .apaakali. sfys.ai 1 Boruta,
ks6ry jus Pr.ys.edi pc swoja .dobyo.
1 ro.ssmiai sic szydsrsko.
Kiedy juA staruszka skonsls, .ss.li
sis sebraOy, psvni sutsj jaimusny, "a.
jeli 'is ciaasm. Dziad pos.sdi po ksie.
dsa, baby obmyly zwioki, . sluascy u.
rzsdzili katafalk ma Srodku komnaty.
Okna pootwisrali 1 .asionili pr.esoisrad.
iami. zspalili gromnios 1 " glowaoh
nisbossoski p~ostswili duty kr.ya srebr.
ny'a " nogaoh ma taler.u Iwieoons wo
de ! kropidio. Do rsk oiebos.o.ki nile
dano krsysa, bogasy bowism kr.yayk,
prsy kt6rym "a zyoia modlils sic sta.
russks, ukrada jsdsn 70 slutscyoh. o
koso oiafa poklskaiy ma. POI plane ba.
by, fP'ewajso pissni 1 rosmawisjsc o
The state herald., 1900-04-06
just the Tit,ins Word.

One OF those singers that are delight
ing us In grand opera at present 1,
less sure of his English than he is o
his voice. but he aspires to talk ou
language so that no thought OF his shal
be balked on his tongue while In Am
erica. For this purpose he carriei
n little dictionary with him. and. like
n suffering man. makes long pause
while seeking his word. And neither
place nor circumstance does he permi
to Interfere with his pursuit OF tht
fitting word. The other day. travelling
with some friends upon one OF oui
rapid and jerkily moving trolley cars
and grasping wildly for strap. he ex
claimed; Il hai not-na' vie heiss
das dem ?''-and he rellnguished tn,
strap 10 sock the little word book. -
haf lost my" and the leaves uttered;
"on your ears | haf lost my-ja' dai
list es"-anothcr wild clutch at tn,
strap. ms the car started ahead-''my
equiloebrium New York CONNER.
cial Advertiser.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
nurs,.- obl,r. /. woman.

An elderly woman returning from
church stood upon the doorstep OF her
house In Kilburn and discovered that
she had forgotten her latchkey. 1t
was the servants evening out. And
there are several bad quarters OF an
hour between s and 10 on February
evening. Her dilemmn was noticed by
group OF men on the other side OF the
street. With the inbred courtesy OF
natures noblcmcn they rushed to her
assistance. In one instant six skeleton
keys flashed In the air In the next In
stnnt the speodieat operator had open
cd the front door ana was receiving tho
thanks OF the elderly woman. who was
much pleased. But further reflection
diminished her pleasure In this proof
OF the influence OF human understand.
ing On the lock. London Chronicle.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
Queer shawl.

The duchess Of Northumberland has
n shawl eight yards Rquar. which Is y,
fine II can be folded Into an ordinary
coffee cup. II " made OF the hair OF 4
species OF Persian eat and thousands ol
animals lost their beautiful coats tu
obtain the material for this particular
shawl. The spinning. weaving and
faahioning OF the shawl required many
years of labor. The wool from whieh
the Bokhnra shawls are made is cut
from the breasts Of the cameln while
the hair IN finc and growing, Great
cars. 10 taken TINT not hair 'Sha1 ~
lost. ana II Is stored carefully until
enough bnn been accumulated to spin.
The wool In cSqulslto and soft, the
yarn spun from Il being dyed In the
most beautiful colorr. A coat which
was owned by Louis XIV. was made
entirely from cobwcbn aud cost years
OF doft labor. A gown which was
worn by Nine. dc Monteapan was made
Of spun gold.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
why tn. C.ndl. burns.

We are all familiar with lhe fact that
q candle burns. But perhaps there are
many persons who have never realized
Just why 1t burns and that certain
degree Of heat is necessary In order to
consume the cylinder OF wax or tallow
Of which the candle Is made. In the
Arctic regions candles will not burn
satisfactorily at or below tempera-
ture OF 35 degrees c. The reason for
this Is that the surrounding atmos-
phere is 10 cold that the fame is In
sufficient to melt enough OF the ma
terlal for Its own subsistence. The
feeble heat can do little more than melt
out tubular space around the wick.
therefore the flame is small and weak.
and sometimes falls altogether. The
light. enclosed In small glass vase.
works better. as the temperature is
somewhat raised by being so confined
and enough wax melts to supply the
flame.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
An Arizona SKUNK STORY.

D. 9. Gregory miner who lives in
Phoenix, was bitten by hydrophobIc
skunk while in camp on Gave creek,
hfty-fve miles from the city, on
Thursday night, There were eight
persons In camp. Gregory and his
wife were In bed In n tent. He was
awakened by noise In the tent and
began to wake up. He threw one foot
over the side Of the bed and the skunk
seized the third toe of the left foot
and bit the end of It off. Gregory
kicked the animal against the side OF
the tent and 1t rushed at him again.
He sprang back into bed and he and
his wife drew the covering closely
over their heads and feet. The skunk
Jumped on the bed and for five min.
utes tried to get Mt them. At length
men sleeping in another tent were
awakened, and one of them, John
Roach, came In and shot the animal.
Mr. Gregory went to Chicago for the
Pasteur treatment. m
The state herald., 1900-04-06

perunah The he0reatt tNdeidneO Earth

No man is better known in the State
OF Nebraska than Mr.. Carl T. Roberts.
contractor and mason. A typical
American-active. shIewd and full Of
business sagacity. He is not only q
provider for his family, but protector.
In recent letter to DR.. Hartman he
writes. among other things. as follows:
Our boy james had the membran-
GUS Group. and after he recovered he
was subject to repeated attacks Of lung
fever. Our boy Charlie was also sub
1ect to attacks Of pneumonia and pleu-
risy. Our third boy. John. was subject
TO fever and ague (malariaD and liver
trouble. Your remedy. Peruna, cured
my boys entirely, and now have three
OF the healthiest boys In the State Of
Nebraska. which l attribute to your
medicine. My wife had stomach
trouble which Peruna also cured. AL
together for my whole family we have
used nineteen bottles Of Peruna. and
have thus saved $500 in doctors bills.
l am q contractor and mason by trade
and am known all over Nebraska. /
have had q stomach trouble which has
been greatly relieved by your remedy,
The state herald., 1900-04-06
DEFENDED THE WRONG CLIENT
Amusing Biundsr of n Leading Austria
llan Solicitor.

An amusing incident is reported to
have occurred recently in the district
court Of Melbourne. Australia. The
list Of cases for hearing included two
charges of a similar character. When
the first defendant was called, lead
Ing Melbourne solicitor announced
that he appeared for the defense. and
for nearly half an hour he strove to
convince the court that the charge
should not be sustained. In spite of
the counsel's able arguments the court
decided to inflict fine, and called
upon the next defendant to say why he
should not be dealt with in like
manner. The solicitor. putting from
the effects Of a vigorous speech. wiped
his brow and leaned back In his chair
with an air Of satisfaction that his
client had escaped SO lightly. Just
then the name of the second defendant
was called. and the lawyer sprang to
his feet as though electrified. Great
heavens!"' he exclaimed. In voice
that was audible throughout the court
I've been defending the wrong man"
AZ hiS pVi tui oatioh thc irdihtu Stutit-
man seized his silk hat. and In n d.
vided mind as to whether he should
set chase after his late client or remain
and defend the man who had Just
stepped forward, placed II on his head.
Hats on" roared n constable as coun-
sci remained on his feet, staring In dis
may around the court. Your wor-
ships" he said. removing the offend
Ing belltopper. this is my client. The
defendant who has Just left the court
did not engage me and has paid me no
fee" The announcement was too
much for the gravity OF the court. and
for moment or two the court room
echoed with laughter. The case was
soon disposed OF. and the legal gentle
man then hurried from the building In
search Of his quondam client and the
fee that should have been his.
The state herald., 1900-04-06

You have heard OF Swansons s
DROPS Rheumatic Cure, still you are
suffering from Rheumatism and other
diseases that this remedy SO surely
cures. Many of your friends have ad-
vised you to use 1t. and yet you hesl-
tate before giving 1t a trial. Why de-
lay any longer, and why waste any
more money and time? You will cer-
tainly find what you have sought in
vain for, and we are confident 1t will
do for you what 1t has done for others
similarly afflicted. II all knew what
thousands know Of the efficacy Of
Drops as a curative as well as pre-
ventive of any ache or pain known to
the human body. there would not be a
family In all America without bottle
OF Swanson's DROPS Rheumatic
Cure. You can try 1t for the small
amount Of Csc, on receipt of same
will ser1 you sample bottle; or, send
us Dollar and We will send you q
large bottle prepaid by express, con-
taining 900 doses, DROPS Is the
name and dose. Free from opiates in
any form. Absolutely harmless, a
child can use 1t as well as an adult.
For further particulars write Swanson
Rheumatic Cure Co.. 16O Lake St.,
Chicago.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
Another Idol Shattered.

sho was kindly faced woman. ana
II was easy TO see that she was bub-
bling over with love for the little folk.
She walked modcs,ly Into the ofiicc OF
the city editor aud lnanlrcd;. "wili You
please tell me which one OF the stafl
II In that writes all those pretty little
stories about ohlldrcng know 'hc
must love the little folks because hs
writes such nice stories about them.
want to tell him precious il.tls
story about my darling boy who Ia
only" That's the man over there .
interrupted the city editor, which
one pray" THAT one with the corn.
cob pipe In his mouth and swearing n,
the office boy"
The state herald., 1900-04-06
'coNr MEN.
And the Simple Way In Which They
AIlay the Dups's su.plcions.

AuAy tne Oupbb Buspiciones
you noticed In the, papers, perhaps, ="
said one OF the Chicago detectives here
for Mardi Gras, that a young fellow
from Kentucky had been beaten out of
couple Of hundred dollars by conf
dence man last Tuesday night. The
sharper had scraped an acquaintance.
borrowed the money until he could get
thousand-dollar bill changed and
left the poor dupe waiting on the side
walk while he stepped into the St.
Charles to speak to the clerk or
course. he never came back, and In
those general features there is moth
Ing very remarkable about the case,
but there was one little detail In con-
nection with 1t that impressed me as
being highly significant. Before leav-
Ing his victim on the sidewalk the con
fidence man handed him his overcoat
Just hold this for minute, will you,
old man? he said, and thereupon pro-
ceeded to disappear. Now, that over
coat incident was really the meat OF
the whole affair. II the young Ken
tuckian hadn't been requested to guard
the garment he would never have per-
mitted the other fellow to get out OF
his sight until he paid back the 5000
he had borrowed earlier In the even
Ing. But the shabby old overcoat,
worth about 7h cents at junk shop.
inspired him with unlimited conh-
dence. and may say without cxag-
geration that I've known the same
kind of dodge to be worked success
fully in at least forty different cases,
In every instance the dupe was given
something to hold. There used to bo
noted confidence man up around my
home, known as Smooth Eddie Burns,
who made n speciality OF swindling
countrymen. He always carried an
old-fashioned blue gingham umbrella
with an ebony handle. very respecta-
ble-looking umbrella, and when he ex-
cused himself for moment after max
Ing the usual borrow, he would request
his victim to look after It until he re-
turned. They say Burns used to buy
those umbrellas by the gross, and by
the time his career came to u close
you could find at least one of them in
every farmhouse in northern Illinois. "
The state herald., 1900-04-06

writes: 1T is with pleasure that re-
port that l am better than have been
Tor many years. believe Peruna is
without doubt the best medicine that
ever was used in a family. II has cured
my nervousness. with which had been
amicted for great number of years"
1t Ia fact OF ever-increasing aston
ishment that go many otherwise sem
sible and provident people will, for the
neglect Of 80 simple precaution M 10
have bottle of Peruna at hand. bring
upon themselves the needless suffering
and foolish expense that a practitioner
of medicine ia forced to witness every
day.
As soon as the value Of Peruna ia
fully appreciated by every household.
both as q preventive and cure of these
affections. tens of thousands of lives
will be saved. and hundreds OF thou
sands Of chronic. lingering cases of dis
ease prevented. Peruna is the house
hold safeguard
A complete work on chronic catarrh
sent free to any address by The Pc
runa Medicine Company. Columbus,
Ohio.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
800 Reward 800.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there Is ut least one dreaded disease
tnat science has been able to cure In NIL its
stages, and that Is Catarrh Halls Catarrh
cure Is the only positive cure now known TO the
medlcai fraternity. Cqtarrh being . constitu-
Lionai disease. requires q constitutional treat
ment Halls Catnrrh Curo is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur.
faces OF the system. thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
prietors have so much faith in its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case that 1t falls to cure. Send for list OF
Testimonials
Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O
Sold by druggists 75c.
Halls Family Pills nre tho hest
The state herald., 1900-04-06
lrhe Ideal Man.

There is much rivalry between COL
leges as to which Will produce the
ideal man. BY this they mean strong
and intellectual man. Health will de-
mand first consideration, for upon that
depends all. HOstetter's Stomach Bit
ters will keep the bowels regular and
the stomach healthy by curing stomach
disorders. 1t also prevents malaria,
fever and ague.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
Ihr, ltnn~ Nn. Ann,h.r.

Mrs. Wipterbioom--I feel better now
that have unubbod that Jones wo.
man. Mrs Pctorkin-Do you think 1t
disturbed herr Mrs. win,crbloom-
oh, yes. Why. she told friend OF
mine that she didn't notice at ALL
ilafper's Bazaar.
The state herald., 1900-04-06

The Rock Island is steadily increas-
Ing the number Of employees reading
rooms along the route. These rooms
are supplied with current periodicals
and daily newspapers, and the expense
entailed In keeping them open is borne
solely by the railroad company.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
lydl. E. Pinkh.ns Vegetable COMPOUND

o0s,od Nb0sss II always
r0lxevos painful I2osiods
and no woman who s0f-
fers sAb0uld be without
MEs kn0vvioA0s.
Mesrty ~ tho Ms Of
W0sss0N result from some
d0ranHensonf Of the
female 0sUanIsns. Mrs.
PAHAklsasss's great nssdy-
oin0 N akos WON On
hesilhyS Of 6bis there 70
0vossvkboAsssAn0 proof.
Don't sxpsrinsenf. n
you suffer oct this ssody.
oins and 00f Mrs. PA6lt-
hams free advio0. Her
addsasa II Lynn, MaaSa
The state herald., 1900-04-06
M,f!Yf1XIy9

pleasure in recommending 1t to anyone
who Is afflicted with catarrh." Peruna
has become, in multitude OF house
holds. absolutely indispensable.
Mr.. T. G. Walker. Carneiro, Kansas.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
Arc You Using Allen. root-Ea.e,

1t is the only cure for Swollen.
Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet.
Foot-Ease, powder to be shaken Into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The state herald., 1900-04-06

eAS Auko hoi J
W ri es fro IN
Washington, d. c..
to DR.. Hartman,
Columbus. Ohio, as
foll o W 8: 1--WE
often heard Of your
great medicine and
have persuaded my
wife, who has been
much OF a sufferer
from catarrh, to
try Peruna, and
after using one
bottle she has won
derfully improved.
1t has proved all
you have claimed
for N and I tota
The state herald., 1900-04-06
B~war. of "I."

Beware of using the personal pro-
noun "I" too freely In Your talk when
you are talking In n room full Of peo-
pie. Egotlsts are often amusing and
entertaining, but rs often they are very
much out of order.-Aprll Ladies'
Home journal.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
Learn y Profession.

My full mail course. five courses In one.
prepares you to teach or practice
Hypnotism. Physical Culture, Magnetic
Personal Magnetism. All Of these courses
for IS; Address PROF. ZACH SHED,
~ and 30 Arapahoe building. Denver Colo.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
Antieipat~d Charles.

MIR. Bcacb-"Herc Ii II letter from
Charles" Mrs. Bcaeh-"Rend It,"
Mr. Beach troadlngl My desrcnt. .dnr-
lingest mother" Great henyenn'
Tho young scoundrci needs more
money again aiready."--Tit-Dite.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
Try This.

The Union Pacific $40 D. m. train for
Chicago via Kansas City. A solid vesti-
buled ''up.to-date' train that makes
quickest time Denver to Chicago Via
Kansas City. Direct connections in Chi
cage for all eastern points. Ticket ofiice
941 18th St.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
DO Your r... Aeh. and barn,

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, powder for the feet. It makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions. Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The state herald., 1900-04-06
8OIu " ufuHKIStS toC.
Halls Family Pills are tho best

my wife is crazy about having things
framed" "She is?'' "Yes; she framed
our marriage certifcate.' "Well. that's
all right. But she has framed my let
ter OF proposal" "Oh, Jiminy!"
The state herald., 1900-04-06

She-Dearest, l gave you your birth
day present three weeks ahead. of time,
and you haven't even thanked me. He
Well, I'll thank you when my birth
uay comes
The state herald., 1900-04-06

Peruna, for which l am still taking 1t.
We think 1t is the creates. medicine on
earth. &C. T. Roberts. Denison. Ia.
Hon. William Youngblood, Auditor
The state herald., 1900-04-06

what reason do you think that Bos-
ton girl offered for rejecting me?" "I
can't imagine" Land of goodnessl
She said she was afraid to marry me for
fear she would outgrow me-
The state herald., 1900-04-06

Scribbs-"ls your new novel dramnt-
ic?" Stubbs-"Dramatic? Wait till you
read II: it's so dramatic II can't be dra-
matized"
The state herald., 1900-04-06

There's one thing 1 can't understand
about the rich" Whats that?" "They
can AFFORD to keep out Of society and en-
don't do It," -
The state herald., 1900-04-06

Nellie. / don't believe your father In
tends to let us be married" oh Ar
thur-why?" 81 met him this morning,
and he offered to help me get job"
The state herald., 1900-04-06
Thc Ou,ckc.t Nlxht rrnin Out of psn,

The eu'ckest Night Train Out of Denver
For Chicago and all points East leaves
Denver 1880 p. m. via Union Pacific.
solid yestibuled. Pintsch-lighted, steam
heated Palace on Wheels" See your
local agent or address Geo. Ady. general
agent. Denver.
The state herald., 1900-04-06

Observation-Disclosures. do you think that
automobile riding Ia tn. country would
do mo any Hoodf" Doctor-"If you get
then br,ak down" Z"
The state herald., 1900-04-06

'shnii tell you how TO test your In
nuencc as head of your family" Yes:
I'd like pointer or two" TRY to reg
Ing nnXelh"
The state herald., 1900-04-06

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