The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1900-10-03

The average wealth per iuhabi-
tant in the United States is s1,050.
- There are in this country be-
tween 3, 100000 aud 5000, 600 separate
farms.
= Only few of the good die young;
the rest Of them manage to get over it
without it.
- Every girl has an idea she can
manage men till after she has married
one Of them.
= A woman 8 political opinions arc
generally about as uncomfortable s
buttons on pajamas.
= man tries to make woman
love him; woman tries to mako man
make her love him.
- 1t is easier for widow to get
married again Seosuso widow never
has eny conscience left.
- A married woman may be bossed
around by her husband, but an old
maid is bossed around by all the mar
ried women in town.
- last ocar there were importe d
into the United States over / 600, 900.
600 grains of quinine, costing over
s1,50O,0O0.
= The wisest man in, the sworld
probably couldn't hold baby SO that
some woman wouldn't tell him how it
ought to be done.
= Probably whenever Eve wanted
to make Adam mad, she reminded him
that he hadn't got as many ribs as a
man was intended to.
DeWitt's Little Early Riscrs are
prompt, pleasant, powerful, purifying
little pills. Evans Pharmacy.
= Probably the devil will punish
all the women souls by having them
make calls and then making them leave
as soon as they say Goodbye" the
first time.
ri say, Willie" said Eve year. old
Johnny to little playmate, "you pre-
tend to hit me and I'll howl, then
mamma will give mo some cake and
I'll divide it with you"
1t is strange that man will
have the hardihood to hold up glass
of whiskey and exclaim "Here 6
health" when he knows we'll enough
that there ism t partic'. of health in
the stuff.
"You owe me another little bill,
Mr. Judkins, which 1 can't remember
your having paid" "Well, DON
grumblc to me about it. I am not re-
sponsible for your bad memory, am II"
When you have no appetite, do not
relish your food and feel dull after
eating you may know that you need a
dose of Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets. Price 25c. Samples
free at Hill-Orr drug store.
- When two women sleep together,
they always spend half the night tell
ing each other how good their hus-
bands are to them, and then go TO
sleep with tears in their eyes.
- Deacon Jones (solemnly(-My
dear friend, do you attend place Of
worship regularly? Young Man-Yes,
sir, regularly every Sunday night.
"Pray, tell me where you go to wor-
ship?" 'I'm on my way to see her
now"
CT suppose you told her that she
was the only girl you ever loved"
"Well, l should say not. What kind
Of a fool do you take me for, anyway?
Do you suppose I wanted to ruin my
reputation for truth and veracity at
the very eutset?"
To prevent consumption, quickly
cure throat and lung troubles with One
Minute Cough Cure. Evans Phar cy.
- The sheriff Of Pratt county,
Kan, recently allowed man who had
been convicted Of selling liquor with
out license to remain with his tamily
instead Of serving his time in Jail. At
the expiration Of the term the pris.
oner's wife sued the sheriff for the
prico of board and lodging for her
spouse. She was awarded judgement
fer s2l.90, but the sheriff has appealed
to the district court.