The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-10-19
SELDOM THAT WAY.

am ashamed 10 any longer. lie TOOK
| the hint.
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SELDOM THAT WAY.
1t is no bliss
70 miss kiss,
But, oh, It's bliss
TO kiss a miss.
But sometimes,
After YOU have kissed her
| You wish to thunder
You had missed her.
Once upon time Cleveland citizen,
then child of tender years, left his ia
theirs threshold to see the world, says
the Leader. He became penniless in
Bay City, Mich, and started for home
via the Michigan Central railroad on a
boxcar. Upon arriving at Detroit he
wrote his father the following letter:
wa Dear In Bd% civ am nv so sorry ra9
and I had nothing to eat but water
Then got on a car and when fifty miles
| from Detroit | was told to get off in a
small town. Nobody would give me
bread, so | had nothing there out water
to eat. Here in Detroit l had Young
Mems Christian association card, so
got water again to battle in and to eat
Please send ME money quick. Frank"
The money came.
Fetter-" knowledge is power You
| know
Bogle-"Yes, but it does not always
count There are people who do not know
how to spell 'diphtheria,' but, all the
same. they find no difficulty in getting it.
larly successful in acquiring it.'--Boston
Transcript.
An lrishman recently applied at Lon
don postottice to know the cost of send
ing a telegram to his mother, who re-
sided in remote part of Ireland, and
upon being informed that the fee would
be- 4sGd eXclaimed: What! 1 carnt
afford all that
The clerk then explained that the mes
sage would cost 1s6d to the nearest Of
lice to the address given, and that the
remaining IS would be charged for deliv-
cry by special messenger, as the address
was beyond the radius Of free delivery.
After some moments Of consideration.
Pat, said: look here; I've only cot
lsCd. so YOU had better send it on to
the nearest office, and | will write to
m0ther tonight and tell her to fetch it,
-Tit-Bts.
ooh. DEAR exclaimed the weary
housekeeper. arranging for her DAYS
marketing; II find it so hard to get up a
dinner''
Really remarked her bachelor
BROTHER who had lust returned from the
Paris exposition, ''you should try an
ocean voyage.'- Philadelphia Record.
Teacher-"'Sammy, in the sentence, 4
have book, what is the case of the
pronOun r."
Sammy MISUNDERSTANDING ca*e.'
c, iea ta nt Seoi boy tell ME in what
Next Boy (thoughtfully)- bookcase. -
II have collection of campaign
speeches that I wish to have made into
a book" said Mr.. Northside to a book.
binder.
VERY well,' replied the latter; "this is
spellbindery.'- Pittsburg Chronicle Tel.
egraph.
"What do you think is the saddes1
work of fiction you ever read?'
1.-The cook book" answered the youne
woman who has not been married very
long. mot more than one in ten of those
pieces come out right. ''-Washingtor
Star.
"How do you like your new quarters o.
asked the landlord, pleasantly
The new tenant in the modern apart
ment house looked the rooms over and
sadly rejoined: "These aren't quarters
These are eighths. "-Washington Star
Papa" said Benny Bloobumper to his
masculine parent, what is the differ.
ence between, barbershop and a ton
serial parlor?'
about 10 cents, Benny" rep]ied Mr.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Inquirer.
what was the sculptor so agitated
| aboutY'
He, said he'd 20 to laying bricks be.
fore he'd model any shirtwaist- man
statues. indianapolis Journal.
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II understand she is making great
progress at g0lf.'
"Remarkable! She can now break a
brassie and lose a ball at one stroke!''-
| Smart Set.
Papa, what is culture?" my son,
| hot