The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1900-08-31
Editorial and Otherwise.

,olor-blind. ,
The hay dealer does business on
arge scale.
The sharp man will cut Improbable
A sacrifice of principle to interest
avails but little.
The yacrant law is not strictly enfor-
ced hereabouts.
The most thankless task in the world
is explaining joke.
A few men are self made, but many
more are self-unmade.
The less man wants OF thihg the
more he is apt to get of IT,
PEOPLE resemble pianos when they are
square, upright and grand.
Some people when they go to the sea-
shore put their morals in storage.
A great many headaches women have
come from wearing tight collars.
Some mems promises and pledges are
like good pie crust, easily broken
To the hero of a day the applause OF
the people is but a blast of hot air.
Bachelors frequently rail against the
married state, but spinsters never.
Philosophy of blockhead-lf you
would look spruce you must not pine.
Eighteen hundred women are working
on the census reports at Washington.
Two people were poisoned recently IN
Georgia, by eating soup from tin vessef
In love there are pasts and there are
futures, but there is mighty little pres
ent.
| If YOU would have a good servant
praise him in public and reprove him III
private.
The man who lives to learn well often
overlooks the opportunity to learn tc
live well.
If person should attempt to practice
what he breaches he would soon have nc
time for preaching.
Men are seldom as homely, or womer
as handsome, as they appear to be TIM
first time you meet them.
The man who depends on luck to whee
his way through life is apt at any tim'
to have his tire punctured.
China's grand canal is the most.won
derful artificial waterway in the sofiS
1t is over 300 miles long. Z y
"Incircumscriptible meaning III
capable of limitation, has been adm1tte
into the newest dictionary.
"Hill Billies" soon learn to eat muller
and fall into the ways, habits and Gus
. toms of the native mullet-eaters.
When the revenue officers start out
n hunt firewater there are many stl
! alarms in moonshiner districts.
II When man pays attention to ever
!. word woman says he's either dead
}: love with her or dead afraid of her.
$ .eYour milk is well watered," said til
facetious boarder. "No, it taint,' sal
" the olive branch, 1--WE have hydrant."
o A curious butterfly exists in Ida. III
q male has the left wing yellow and IL
IS right one red the female has these CO
= r. ors reversed.
: Men and women can get along toget
er very comfortably as long as the
don't try to find out what each other
0. thinking about
The supreme court of Michigan 7
o. Gently held that a conductor Is II
bound to give women and children
sistance in alighting from cars.
The negro will soon learn by sad exT
A rience that the place for him Is IN q
u South, among the people who undt
stand him, and who are his best frient
Naturalists have discovered that IL t
voice of an elephant were as loud
proposition to size as that OF hight'
a, gale, his trumpeting could be hea
around the world
!, 1t has been the belief for many ye'
~ among horsetrainers that the curved
woald subdue almost any refractt
horse, but Hanna finds it necessary
have one made of barbed wire to mi
IS, age Teddy.
When Bryan becomes President,
politician must leave all his slick trit
at the door of the White House He
Mt. be President with great big z, with
!" strings to his legs or halter about
neck.
The landlubber who joyously WI
"a home on the rolling deep; life
4. the ocean wave,' had never tried eitl
When the rolling deep rolls too mt
sci: and makes home unhappy, the life
i,iii ivsi the ocean wave becomes quite precart'
At Gillingham (Wis.) lightning str
church during prayer meeting
Ool. killed the man that was leading the
nnt ao.; service. This reminds us of enc OF j
,am Billings quaint sayings, that lightn
,hsf travels all round saloon to get to ST
- church.
". Surface manners are like cut flo,
IS. IS. stuck in shallow glass with
- enough water to keep them fresh
hour or so; but the courtesy that ha
growth in the heart is like the rose
RI In the garden that no inclement SCI
I can kill, and no dark day force to TO
=" the unfolding Of bud.
1t is now claimed that Teddy Rt
welt, the Republican candidate for
o"' vice-presidency, is a lineal descen
OF one OF the Hessians, who came to
country us paid hirelings OF the br
government to fight our people In
,tad great struggle for liberty. Rooses