Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-10-10

much worse III they were trying ~ -
tiize another Countrywide. Wv
An Anomaly: Eye-You cam -,
a bit of an impression on thar r naAs
Marsh. May-I know 1t. It's s,r suuus
too, for he's SO soft.-Phlladelas'e
Bulletin. -pna
FIRST Mosquito-You look cold W.,
your teeth are actually chattosa -
What's the matter2 Second Mosou,.u
/ just lit on girl from Boston DE-
delphia Record a
Father-Who prepared this nrda.
Mother docking at her daughters =
succession)-I mustn't tell-the an,..4
desires to remain anonymous-Mas
gendorfer Batter.
In the Lunatic Asylum: Keeper.
This poor fellow used to be a famor.
musician. Yisitor-Ah! and now ~
wandering minstrel.-PhiladalnS,'
Evening Bulletin.
"A man and his wife should be mar,
ners like business firm" yes a.
10 hl-
swered the meek-eyed. silent nartna.
"and find my wife is firm enougbns
Kansas City Star.
'Norah. these are as heavy "a la.
Didn't you tell me you knew how =
bake biscuitT "Yis'm, an so 7 do b..
I'm a little shy ON the mlxln' av ,am
mem."-Chicago Tribune.
But, mamma, II l buy clothes s,.,
l may not have money left to INV
trunk" Ethel, you haven't any bn.t
ness sense at all; you can borrow
trunk.'-Chicago Record.
Hoax-What's the matter. old man,
You look all cramped up. Joax-py
Just been calling on one of those artist.
girls, and spent two hours in cou
corner.-Philadelphia Record.
Unearthum-My wife talks. tak.
talks al 1.-The time. Henpeck-Impos
sible. She must listen part of the TINA
otherwise she wouldn't be SO popuh,
with my wife.-Philadelphla Press.
First Traveller (cheerily)-Fine da,
isn't it? Second ditto (haughtily)-Stl
You have the advantage of me. don't
know you! First Traveler-Humphl |
fail to see the MISUNDERSTANDING.
The Grip on Emergencies. @What,
the difference between knowledge and
wisdom| well. 1t takes knowledU
to build an automobile, but It takes
wisdom to run it."-Chicago Record
The Prevailing Passion: Young LAD
Mercy mel When fast In the jungls
you came face to face with tiger 0OsI
What did you doi Modern Travela
(proudly)-Photographed it.-New Yurt
Weekly.
why, ask you" vociferated the a.
lamity shrieking orator, "are they har
ing bread riots in Honduras% "Ma!h !
they've got tired of bananas" hazardd
an earnest-looking auditor.-C hlcap
Tribune
McGarigle3Tis said thin doods hn
a pair O. soospenders fer every pair y
pants. Schwartz-vell SO hat l. Nc
Garigle-How many pair of pants %
yez own? Schwartz-Vun.-Manches
ter Union.
Good Suggestion: 81 wonder WIN
they don't name one of the new ships
the MayfiowerT what forY why, sol
that future generations can say their
ancestors came over on it."-Phlladef
phia Bulletin.
81 suppose" said Miss Snaps fancs
you'll be sorry when | marry YOU
sister and take her away to live WIN
me-" NO" replied her little brother
81 never did like you much anyhow
Philadelphia Press.
Impressed: Hell have just returned
from little railroad trip, and the seen
cry did me good. She-Nature wn
grand, was she? He-Yes; and / have
never seen the advertisements In NOV
gorgeous colors.-Bazar.
He looked at the picture and laugheo
loudly. That's good" he said. "ba'
what does II mean" she asRea
Mean? Why, 1t doesn't mean any
thing" he replied. "Its just pour
cal cartoon. Chicago Evening POST
Brushe-who is that soiemn-looRins
individual?- Penn-That's Graves. Nv
writes patent medicine ads. A ciesa
chap he is. too. he can describe u.
ease so that the healthiest man aA''
will think he has got it-T1t-Bits.
PA, why do they formally nouly
man that he Is nominated for fle'.
dentT" "Well. mainly, think, 80 'ns.
he can't get up after he fails "
elected in November and vow ne wasu
in politics at ali. '-Indianapolis jour
nal.
Aren't you ashamed TO be an op'Ss
of charity?" exclaimed the pedesu~,as
81 amt no object of charity, lepn
Meandering Mike, Indignantly; = y
great moral an clyilizin' influence
am promoter of philanfhro"
Washington Star.
A Rude Shock: Hell know ~
family does not like me, but-wm -.
be my wife? She-Well, | shouio =.
not! He-Whew, That's rather ;.
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