The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-04-10
Washington District.

''Iul,lng Palscr Parsons, pouring out the
worm wood and gall OF his wrath and at
the same time serving notice upon us not to
class him with the ''curS," which we GER
tainly will, in respect to the "curso refrain
from insulting the higher type of dogyhip
by putting Puking" Palser on a level with
them, but down beneath the penny fees, of
the most p'lsilianimous type, which he rep
resents
We thought that we had pelted the most
incorrigible dogs Of our district, but there
seems to he one yet for Us 70 slay, and We
are not convinced whether he is single cal
libered or double barreled dog, bat will
gucss, from the flash he makes, that he is an
old fashioned, long barreled fin lock. and
we would further say that from the shines
he cut i'll trying to subdue one rebellion.
scholar of about the age of u years, by
throwing OF his coat and generally dishelv-
ing his garments in the limitation of
maniac, aud sliced the poker, large club,
when he was keeping the Okla school. n he
will remember, fourishing his weapon high
in air, so terrorized the little boys sisters.
who commenced to cry and beg for their
poor. dctenseless brother, who was momen-
tarily in imminent danger of being murder
ed by brutal teacher, and by a proflsion of
oaths and the enTeaties of his little weeping
sisters, the boy went home, upon which he
remembers he drove the whole family home
upon which he was arraigned by the tr,is-
tees and uncercmoniously dismissed and
upon the Intervention Of his now much de-
Spiscd G. w. Griffin, then member of the b.
of L. and now President b. of T.. cornpro-
mise was effected with the trustees whereby
he was let choose his successor. which he
dog like, chose himself, and by the mercies
Of the b. Of z. was permitted to drag the
balance Of the school out, and defraud the
dear tax payers of our district and county
ont OF whole lot of money that he had as
well have stolen from them as get ~ he did
And we would further say, Palser. as YOUR
mind seems to so voluntarily ran out after
shot guns and certificates, you must have
traded your gun for accrtifcate, when YOU
flew to pokers in subduing your scholars.
And further Pa!ser, as our inability at
drawingPro is not sufficient to give a
proper picture OF YOU when You flew from
the wrath Of your trustees, and, in answer to
a fruit tree nursery at Roanoke, Va. Won
started for said place, no doubt, from what
we have heard, with the proceeds OF q
shaved school order and a quart of dried
apple, WHICH You subsisted ON by eating for
breakfast, drinking hot water for dinner and
swelling up for supper, which, we suppose.
docs not class you within stones throw of
BiiI Iaylor's financial garden, donned with
the following articles as raiment: A cheap
article of head gear, once brown hat
weather beaten red. black shirt.of no particu-
lar brand of laundrying with coat. pants
and vest to match, and .plit leather boots of
NO. Il caibre without socks, boots of the
most pronounced rural style of brogan pat-
tern, turned down at the ton above hi. lpoo
vending his way foot-back to Roanoke TO
meet his would be employer, who. in the
language Of Mike Hayerty, after TAX
ing a retrospective obsquint" of the crea-
tare posing as one of the defendants from
the first settlers Of the Garden Of rdan ,.h ,,
decided that he. che rpr.cry mon, I,.I
salaries TO bc>tow upon gucrillas. and sent
"Puking' Pals,r bacl, TO CoIbonr nn ,rL;aL
route me wound into Squire G.. w. GrAin's
and stayed all night ,ritbou, ,ror.r a-5
without price. maxine tl,o r,.,,d 49,. -
days A word we'll sDol.r h., orr , -, ="
"Pukng" Palser WA. from Nash, dn D. non
Butler. one skunk oEiyerodv IL. w. ...' Ds,
from OK, 80 p,arl1.. '"' ground
back and, as usual after G,ilin. f., oa, Wv.
a higher vocation. n. he d.,r.l - IN. N.Y. :,
on O.. W. Griffin TO lelp him T., -
another school at the ,,orr, - ~ p
which he got and made f.ir,r. :....,',,..
as @, Okla.
And as am erira1. Pa.or y,, ..,ir.I
C.. vs.. Grf.Hnt helm won CO., ,,.,l......i....,
which. with BIS u4p' D oan.r...i,,. 60.
va- .bc means OF the E.ofF c.,-,;.. 49,.
Fairy;ew school. for ,i.. y.r.
ting you another and ,s, t... ..l.l ~.
sou over g.t. and ist,. p. ,r T. t.
sim above asolh.r FOO answer for. g.. t..I
na.. .orsses.res and ,.r,,.... e ~. .r.l
ing FaI.cr par.ors ,.l.. h..