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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1900-05-24

"DeWitt's Little Early Risars are the
finest pills | ever used. d. J. Moore,
Millbrook, Ala. They quickly cure all
liver and bowel troubles. r. c. Dodson.
13-ly
A woman's view Of society generally
depends on whether she is inside or out
side.
"After suffering from piles for fifteen
years | was cured by using two boxes of
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve," writes w.
j. Baxter North Brook, n. G. 1t heals
everything. Beware of counterfeits r.
{. Dodson. 13-ly
Love is a species Of heart disease of
which the doctor knows nothing.
The easiest and most effective method
of purifying the blood and invigorating
the system is to take DeWitt's Little Ear
ly Risers, the famous little pills for cleans
ing the liver and bowels. r. G. Dodson.
13-ly
Wigwag-"They say a fool is born
every minute" " Borrowcll-''Thank
heaven
j. c. Kennedy, Roanoke, Tenn, says,
II cannot say too much for DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. One box Of it cured
what the doctors called an incurable ulcer
on my jaw" Cures piles and all skin
diseases. Louk out for worthless imta-
tons. r. G. DOdson. 13-ly
To be true to others We have but to be
true to ourselves.
II had stomach trouble twenty years
and gave up hope of being cured till | be-
gan to use kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t
has done me so much good | call it ;he
savior of my life" writes w. r. Wilkin-
son, Albony, Tenn. 1t digests what you
eat. r. c. Dodson. 13ly
\ man with a moustache ought never
to eat soup in public.
W. S. Musser, Millheim, Pa, saved
the life Of his little girl by giving her
One Minute Cough Cure when she was
dying from Group. 1t is the only harm
less remedy that gives immediate results.
1t quickly cures coughs, colds, bronchitis,
grippe, asthma and all throat and lung
trouble. r. c. Dodson. 13-ly
A man may reach the pinnacle of fame,
but he will probably find it pretty lonely
up there.
CATER suffering from severe dyspepsia
over twelve years and using many rene
dies without permanent good | finally
took Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t did me
So much good | recommend it to every
one" writes j. e. Watkins, Clerk and
Recorder, Cillicothc, Mo. 1t digests what
you eat r. G. Dodson. IDLY
Because you believe man is made OF
dust is no reason why you should let other
people walk all over you.
J. Q. Hood, Justice Of the Peace,
Crosby, Miss, makes the following state
mcnt: II can certify that One Minute
Cough Cure will do all that is claimed for
it. Ny wife could not get her breath
and the first dose Of it relieved her 1t
has also benefited my whole family 1t
acts Immediately and cures coughs. colds,
Group, grippe, bronchitis, asthma and all
throat and lung trouble. Il. c. Dodson
l3-Iy
Even nature believes in making fresh
start-all the trees and flowers are turning
over new leaves.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1900-05-24
EXCURSION NOTICES.
G. A. X. ENCAMPMENT.
q. A. K. Eucampment.

Reduced Rates to Getty ysburg, Pa, via
Pennsylvania Railroad, Account
q. A. K. Eucampment.
For the G. A. r. Encampment, De-
partment OF Pennsylvania, at Gettys-
burg, June 2-9, the Pennsylvania Rail-
road Company will sell excursion tickets
to Gettysburg from all stations on its
line in the State of Pennsylvania at rate
of one fare for the round trip. Tickets
to be sold and good going June 2-5 and
to return until June II, inclusive min
imum rate fifty cents). 1606-13-2t
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
HIGH BALLS.

indianapolis Press: The Wayside Mis-
sionary-Why do you drink that vile
stuff? Dismal Dawson-'Cause it's the
easiest way to git it down. 1 can't
breathe 1t, kin II
New York Journal: Wife-John Henry,
you are intoxicated Where have you
been? Husband-Been SEEM OIL year out.
Wife-Well l hope you saw 1t! Husband
Sure! Saw sev'ral Of EN-.
Judge: Swlper-Have these Filipinos
any civilization; colonel-do they drink?
Col. Bluegrass-Oh, yes. Occasionally
even they get what they call drunk, but
their standard of intoxication is miser-
ably low.
Ohio State Journal: Mrs. Pilkns-Why
don't that shorrid man, Swiller, across
the street sober up? He's been on spree
a week. Mr.. Pilkins-Swiller Is a philos-
opher-if he sobers up he knows he'll
have headachei
Baltimore American: Bourbon-Our
dee-Get outl Don't try to tell me that
about man of his age. Bourbon-Hes
got 1t, all right, The doctor says he
drank too many, cocktails.
Philadelphia Press: Gayboy = What's
old Col. eKaintqck still kicking about?
Hasn't the waiter brought his whisky
yet? Lushley = Yes, but the colonel
complains that he's not getting the full
strength of 1t. You see while he was
waiting for 1t the sight or all those bot
ties behind the bar made his mouth wa
ter
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
THAT HALL OF FAME.

The idea OF founding an American Hall
of Fame. In which shall be inscribed the
names of those Americans who are look
ed on as entitled to a place among the
immortals. will be regarded In a great
variety Of ways according as men differ
In opinions and temperament The bump
Of reverence IS not abnormally develop
ed among Americans; and hence at least
fair proportion of people will look on
the scheme as simply another of the nu-
merous fakes" which are being called
into existence every day to fill some long
felt want or other. Others Will no doubt
take the whole thing seriously, believing
that we ought to have something on the
Westminster Abbey style as a standing
memorial of human greatness.
The project Is serious enough. It will
probably be carried out. The initial SUBJ
scription for It's establishment Is S1O0, 900,
and is made anonymously. The University
Of New York has accepted the subscrip-
ton, and the hall will be established as
sort OF architectural link, connecting
the Hall Of Philosophy and the Hall of
Languages. The precautions taken to
shut out personal feeling, prejudice or
preference In the selection of the names
to be inscribed are well designed to the
required end. Fifty names will be chosen
during the present year. There will be
$50 names in all. After the first fifty
have been chosen only five will be added
each successive five years, thus leaving
the full roll of the immortals to be finish
| ed not before the end of the century.
The successful candidate for fame, as
viewed from Morningside Heights, must
| be dead at least ten years.
| This last provision IS peculiarly Ameri-
can. The first thing that any American
must do to entitle him to Immortality
In the opinion Of any fair share of his
countrymen is to die After that all
| things are possible to him When he has
been dead ten years. he must surely have
some substantial claim to Immortality II
his appreciative countrymen are able 10
recall even his name or a single thing
that he did while he lived. In France
they pronounce a man to be entitled to
immortality while he lives. His memory
does not always survive the decree, of
course; but at least he gets good deal
of qualification out of the event. and the
practice helps lot OF other bright men
to put forward their best efforts.
There is saying which has of late
days won considerable popular acceptance
among Americans. Notwithstanding their
indisposition to be always just to the liv-
| ing. The saying is: ''It is a long time
after you are dead" And so It is. Ameri-
cans of all people on earth are least dis
posed to struggle for results to be
achieved the other side Of the grave. They
are quite willing to have a Hall OF Fame
in which to inscribe the names Of men
! Ike Washington and Jefferson and
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15

Franklin, who died a century or so ago.
But to struggle for an entire lifetime in
order to have ones name cut In marble
or bronze by the order of lot OF old
gentlemen who may not have the first
true idea as to what real greatness is
that is line Of conduct which your aver
age bright American of the twentieth
century can understand but vaguely
Let us have a Hall of Fame by an
means; but, instead of putting into 1t the
names of men who have been dead for ten
years, let us establish century as the
minimum. Then, indeed, the man whose
memory lives among the American people
for the good he did or the greatness he
achieved may we'll be enrolled ameng the
immortals at Riverside, N. Y. or else
where.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
AMONG PEOPLE Who WORK
STATE LABOR BUREAU PRESENTS
SOME VALUABLE STATISTICS.

The state labor bureau has during the
past forty days made 254 Inspections of
manufacturing establishments gathering
some interesting information regarding
the proportion and number of people en-
ployed in the factories visited. The re-
suit of the inspection is as follows:
Toatl number of inspections from Feb.
(tfme of commencement) to March TO-
inclusive 657, 8 follows:
st. Paul-Number of inspections, 173:
number of men employed, 2S16; number
of women employed, 1,6N; number Of boys
under sixteen, so; number of girls under
sixteen, Al; total, 4.52S.
Observation-Disclosures of inspections, $50;
number Of men employed, 1898; number of
women employed, 1,529; number of boys
under sixteen, 80; number OF girls under
sixteen, 20; total, 4,225.
Duluth-Number of inspections, 254;
of women employed, "A; number of boys
under sixteen, So; number Of girls under
sixteen 4: total. 2,4S2
Total number of men In 657 establish
ments 1856; women, 1851; boy under six
teen, Ill: girls under sixteen, "a; grand
total, II. 235; average number of employees
per establishment, II; average number OF
men per establishment, Ii; average NUM-
Der of women per establishment, 5; boys
under sixteen, I for every establish
rnents; girls under sixteen. 1 for every 8
establishments; percentage of men, $3.50:
percentage of women, 31.09; percentage of
children under sixteen, Les; total. 100
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
BOOKS ON THE CIRCUIT.
COMMITTEE OF TRAVELLING IL
BRARY MEET.

The executive committee OF the travel
ing library commission, consisting of
State Superintendent j. H. Lewis, War
rem Upham and Miss Gracia Country
man, met at the state house yesterday
and made arrangements to put In circu-
lation a score or more additional libraries.
The last legislature made an appropria-
ton of $1,000 for this purpose, a portion
of which has already been spent. The re-
suit of the commissions labors so far
gives twenty-five libraries now In circu-
lation. Arrangements were made to
spend the balance of this years appro-
priation for additional libraries after all
expenses for the current year have been
provided for.
The committee went over the list Of
books, with q view to avoiding duplica-
ton of books that may belong to school
libraries. 1t Is the intention Of the COM
mission to make the travelling libraries Of
a somewhat distinct character, so that
towns receiving the use of the books will
not find that many of the books have for
a long time been at their disposal. Sew
enty-eight country districts have made
applications for the libraries, and they
will be granted In the order that they are
received. A rule was made that the
libraries be kept elsewhere than the
school house. This was decided on be-
cause of the inability of the teacher to
properly attend to her duties and look
after the books, as we'll as the fact that
schools are open only a portion Of the
time.
The committee decided to hold a sum-
mer school for librarians at the state uni
versity during the summer. The tuition
was fixed at S. for the term. Miss Bald
Win Miss COuntryman and Mrs. South
worth were named as instructors.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
SMART SHORT STORIES.

One Of the officials at the British col
oniaI office had occasion to consult Mar
wood, the eXecutioner, as to the most
rapid way of putting man out of exist
ence. Marwood expressed himself in favor
of what he professionally called 1.-The
long drop" and drove home his argu-
ment by rernarklng: ''There was a Mr.
Peace, now. small man; L gave him a
siX-foOt drop, and 1 hassure you, sir, he
passed hoff like summer heVe"
A London clergyman tells moving tale
Of innocence in the East end. A frail lit
tie girl came Into a public house with a
jug to fetch her parents half pint When
the jug was filled she nervously put down
two half-perrnies on the counter and made
for the door. The barman, though he
hardly liked to brighten the poor little
thing, called after her, in a gentle voice:
you're half-penny short" mo, you're
a half-penny short" she answered. and
disappeared.
Prince Hohenlohe Is a strong advocate
of Emperor Williams scheme for great
ship canal which will connect the interior
of Germany with the ocean. In discuss
ing the subject with one of the agrarian
mobiles. who opposes the project, the latter
said: Your excelIency, you will find the
opposition to be rock in the path Of
your canal" The princes eyes twinkled
as he retorted. well initiate the Prop
het Moses, snllte the rock, and then the
water will flow"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
he SUPPORTED CLARK
AND SENATOR GEIGER SAYS HE
IS PROUD OF 1T.


State Senator j. H. Geiger, of Montana,
one Of the prominent witnesses in tho
Clark senatorial bribery case, has been
q guest OF Col. Clarke at the Clarendon
for several days, and left last evening for
his home In Montana Early last week he
offered his testimony before the special
congressional investigating committee. at
Washington, as one Of the last witnesses
called.
Senator Geiger Is very pronounced in
his sentiments regarding the fight He
represents Flathead county, and running
in the same county on the Democratic
ticket was Mr.. Whiteside. who contested
his seat in the senate He was seated
and Mr.. Whitestde was retired to private
life.
''If a ballot was taken today" said the
senator, 80 per cent of the voters ir-
respective of parties, would vote to nave
Senator Clark retain his seat. The peo-
pie in Montana, generally speaking ex-
cepting, of course, the Daily and Anaconda
interests, are for Mr.. Clark, and we'll ap-
preciate the influence which is trying so
hard to unseat him. Indeed the people
realize that the election of Mr.. Clark
meant political freedom and release
from the DAILY grip, and freeing of the
atmosphere OF Montana Of an element has
for It's. motto. rule or ruin" and IT is
always one or the other. Any one who
does not conserve the DAILY interests and
work with them is crushed. am Re-
publican-a Mckinley Republican, and
voted for Mr.. Clark because his election
was, believed a step In the right direc-
ton. The Republicans in the legislature
who cast their ballots for Mr.. Clark did
so for the sole purpose OF freeing Mon
tana politics of this rule as far as pos
sible.
The testimony that has been offered.
even to those unfamiliar with Montana
affairs, plainly reveals the grip that the
Anaconda people have on the state. In
one precinct; where there were about 1000
voters, the returns indicated that 5000
votes were cast
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
HONOR BISHOP GILBERT
MEMORIAL MEETING TO BE HELD
NEXT TUESDAY.

The public memorial services for the
late Bishop M. N. Gilbert will be held
Tuesday evening at the Peoples church.
A subcommittee. consisting of E. w.
Peet, Charles E. Flandrau and c. P.
Noyes was deputied to arrange for the
programme and engage speakers for the
services. The music will be in charge of
Rev w. c. Pope.
A. X. Pruden and Thomas Cochran were
appointed a committee on publicity, and
it will be the latter's duty to see that
proper announcement is made in all the
churches of the city.
The general committee consists of the
following;
Gov. John Lind Rev. M D. Edwards,
Maj Gen. J.F. Wade, Rev. r. M. Rule,
Archbishop Ireland, Rev. w. w. EVerts,
John Townsend, Rev c. e. Haupt,
Gen. J. w. Bishop Rev c.. d. Andrews,
c. p. Moves, Rev. VIM. G. Pope,
DR.. G.. r. Metcalf, Rev. J. V. Alfyegren,
II. p. Upham, g, w. H. Sanborn,
r, R. Nelson, l.. w. Collins,
A. Fl. Lindeke, e. A. Jaggard,
A K. Pruden. J. j. Hill,
J. B. Johnson. A B. Stickney.
j. Fl. Skinner, Hon c. E Flandrau,
J. w. l.. Corning, w. II. Lightner.
P. 1. Smalley, George c. Squires.
E. W. Peet, Thomas Cochran.
Rev. S. Smith, D, T. L. Schumacher.
Rev G. Fl. Brldman,
Gov. Lind will preside over the meet
ing
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
7odap's Attractions at
81. Paul Retail Stores.

with silk band and binding. in Black or
Brown. at snap. A special In Imported
Isle and Mercerized SILK Half-Hose also
awaits the purchaser today.
YERXA has choice list Of Table Sup
plies at thin shaving of profit beyond
bedrock cost.
sCHOCH says his grocery stock cons
sists of great Goods. great Qualities
great Bargains" and quotes prices to
prove his statement.
8. w. RAUDENBUSH claims Vose PA
nos are the most Beautiful. Musical. Re-
fined and Durable of any.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15

FIELD. sCHLIEK & co. offer two
specialties in skirt lengths of heavy all
wool materials. In newest colors and
color mixtures. Attractions will also be
found among their gloves. corsets, dress
Innings, stockings and mems underwear
and hosiery.
PLYMOUTH CLOTHING HOUSE CO.,
corner Seventh and Robert streets-Col-
lars, cravats and gloves are the attrac-
ton at this house today. All the latest
styles and all sizes are on exhibition.
BROWNING. KING & Co. offer today
IS dozen Mems Hats. new spring styles.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15

Shows the Advantages of Such a
Short Cut.
Ross Clarke delivered an address be-
fore the Commercial club yesterday noon
upon the Nicaragua canal He spoke
particularly of the great trade advant-
ages that such a short cut would give
the Eastern and Western seaboard.
The speaker spoke of tho trip OF the
Oregon around the lower point of South
American. illustrating the utility Of the
canal.
He also spoke OF the purposes and
probable effects Of the Hepburn bill, and
the Hay Pauncefote treaty, which sought
to deal with the subject from opposite
points of view.
In mis- opinion the canal should be built
by the United States, and its use per-
mitted equally to all nations.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
WARMED UP THE DYNAMITE.

OnWfIeS NtUtEUCTBJ AHJuAUu ny I'm
Explosion, Is Improving.
Charles Cederberg, who was badly In
jured by an explosion of dynamite that
killed his brother, Axel Cederberg, Tues
day morning, is rallying somewhat from
the effects OF his injuries at st. Mary's
hospital, In Minneapolis. and Is expected
to recover. His lower limbs were badly
Injured by flying particles of rock and
earth. The explosion occurred at Pelham
and University avenues, where the
brothers were working on an excavation.
They heated a stick OF dynamite and It
exploded
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota-FaIr; continued cold Thurs
day; Friday fair; not so cold in western
portion; fresh northerly winds.
IoWa-Generally fair; continued cold
Thursday. fair; nOrtherly winds.
North Dakota-Fair Thursday; warmer
in western portion; Friday fair; warmer;
north to east winds
South DakOta-Fair Thursday: warmer
in western portion; Friday fair; warmer;
north to east winds
Montana-Fair Thursday; warmer in
northern and central portions; Friday
fair; variable winds.
Internationally fair; continued
cold Thursday and Friday; fresh norther-
~ winds.
ST. PAUL.
Yesterdays observations. taken by the
United States weather bureau, st. Paul,
7. L. Lyons observer, for the twenty
four hours ended at o'clock last night.
barometer corrected for temperature
and elevation.
1iISheSL temperature ................... 10
Lowest temperature Observation-Disclosures. 9
Average temperature ................... u
IId4iS range ...''.... ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. D
Barometer Observation-Disclosures. 80. O3
IniI4IiluIly '.'...'.'................. 90
1iSIipltdllOI- OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
I p. m, temperature, Observation-Disclosures. Il
Z p. m, wind, northwest; weather, partly
cloudy.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
MusicaI and Liternry.

The Junior League of the Clinton Ave-
nue. M. e. Church will give musical and
literary entertainment this evening at the
church. Mr.. Cam, ~of Minneapolis; Mr..
Winn, of St Paul, and MIR. Rose will be
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
Sold to Leather Trust.

KENOSHA. Wis. March 14-It is re-
| ported here today that the tannery be-
| longing to n. r. Aliens Sons has been
sold to the leather trust. The considera-
| ton is said to have been $4,000. GOO
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15

Minnesota thermometers are nothing If
not practical jokers They are having a
merry time just now at the expense of
the government weather prophet In
order to preserve his reputation the fore
caster had better confine himself to Chi
cago, where they have all sorts of
weather the same day.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
BISHOP WH1PPLE RETURNS.
Is Now on His Way Home From
Puerto Rico.

Rt. Rev. Henry B. Whipple, bishop Of
the Episcopal diocese OF Minnesota, arriv-
ed In New York from Puerto Rico, Tues
Immediately on the receipt Of the news OF
Bishop Gilbert's death, and 1t IS expected
ne will arrive home very soon and take
charge Of the diocese, and relieve Bishop
Edsall, of North Dakota. who has con"
scented TO give ten days during the latter
part OF this month to the work Of the
diocese
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
From Hospital to Como,

George Brown, arrested for stealing q
box Of tobacco from the Kelly Mercan-
In the police court yesterday and sent to
the werkhouse for ninety days. In trying
to escape at the time of theft Brown fell
and injured his right leg, He has since
been laid up at the city hospital.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15

Congressman Tawney may be able to
throw little dust in the eyes of his con-
stituentS with three column "explana-
tion," but he cannot cloud the vision of
corps OF Washington correspondents,
the majority of whom are just little bit
wiser than the Winona statesman him
self is.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15
CLARKE FAvORs CANAL.

among the entertainers. The programme
will include number of unique features
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15

Resale March, aged thirteen years.
wants the United States to hurry up with
a divorce law for Puerto Rico She
welded tickle American youth, who de-
serted her, and is now pining for a separ-
alton of the matrimonial letters that pre-
vent her from again experiencing with
the problem "Is marriage a failure?"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15

Rudyard Kipling says it is dishearten-
Ing that the perverseness of the phlegma-
tic dlsloyalist in South Africa Is per-
mitted to permeate. He must be right,
for he has already sold the article to an
American newspaper. for a good round
sim
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15

Olga Nethersole made a grievous mis-
take when she forsook her famous kiss
for the Sapho embrace. The New York
police have convinced her that she is
hCgging delusion.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15

President Mckinley is half way in
clined to think that, IL he feels the same
tomorrow as he did yesterday, he would
not be In favor Of opposing the opposi-
ton to a bill giving Puerto Rico free
trade on tariff basis
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15

Princeton professors will note the total
eclipse Of the sun from little town down
South. II the eclipse will not go to
Princeton, Princeton will go to the
eclipse.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-03-15

An airline railroad from New York
to Chicago is again being talked Of It
may be the same old hot-air line that has
been threatened on repeated occasions