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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05
Die Greibeit itarb.

Seute iptrb 2orb ROberts in Soban'
ilesbur9 ein5ieben. .......
Die Sa9e ber 8oeren TT ani4et'
nenb berloren, ........
Srei6eit, berbHIle betn
8 Saupt. benn bies 1T Der fdlimmite
S6ldg, ben bic Sprdnnsn Der Melt
bir perfeben tpnntsn.
Sn Siibdfritd tpurben beine Selben
ertpiirst unb bein Banner NIT Siiben
setreten; bur9 bic eanae Delt absr
f9alIt Der We6sf9ret bes iterbenben
germantf9en Sslbenitauunes, unb
iibsraIl erbeben bie 9eipotrn fre4tr
TIRE 9dupter.
SIN Trdnspaal tpurbe bic @plfsfrets
bett ber Welt ermorbet. .....
9tu9 bic amsrttaniI6e 6reibett
fenth bort ibr Banner ppr bem iiegrets
den britif4sn GsIOherrn in ben
Stdub.
Gs sisbt t.tns RepubIit mebr. .
Seuts IN 9eforattonstag! 4mert'
fdner, Rspublitaner, Grben Dafbtns'
tons, Srantlins unb Sefferfon's, psnn
ibr bic 9rdber surer tobten Selben bes
fu6t, inject nteber an ben Siiseln unb
f9laset on bic 8ruit, benR tbr babt
ssliinbtgt unb sefrepelt. @errdtben.
unb perfdleubert babt ibr bas beilige
@ut, fir bas iene ibr Ser5blut opter'
ten. @ertduft babt ibr bic amertta'
nii9e Sreibsit on gterise Weonopolt'
ften. gum Sobnseld9ter Der Wonar4ts
fen unb Smperialiiten Der Welt.
Detnet, tpetnet beute iiber cure
sobten. bsnn btefetben tnb
umfonF geftorbeu, gang pis
bic Selben bes Sranie Sretitaates
unb bes Sransbaal.
(Wi9isdn @oltsbIatt.)
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05
&emlp's StmciO,
lO3 0SpDmins HDenue.
@onlpt III perfamfem,

esIsssn uabs ttr Stipsnfabrif tn hr 10. @arb.
gsitte Ausabuns, psnn Ssmanp bausn mill
psr &sif fam ltsbtu blsibsu. sia6Bufrassn in
pis'g SIies, ba
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05
9Iar tpte Die Sonne.

Die STANDARD Oil 60. ffeuerte In
Iiberdler Wetie au BEN @abIfonb Bel,
bur9 ben Serr Mc4inleb in 1896 gum
Prdi iibsnten erpGblt purbe. 9ie Stdns
barb Oil 60. TT Der bauptIG9li9fe
@igentbiimsr ber Minen In Goeur b'gls
lene, Sbabo, tpobin prGfibent Mc&ins
leb Der. Staaten Solbaten gsfanbt
bat. Gs mar bic STANDARD Oil llnis
beriitdt in gbtcasp, lpeldbe Germ Ncs
&inleb ben Sitel rDotter Der Re9te"
berlieb. gs mar bic STANDARD Dill
8ant IN Retp gprt, In tpel9er GERM
McainIep's S9abumts Secretdr uns
gebeureSuumen bon bon Regierungss
gelbern beponirte. @s mar bic Stans
barb Oil Co., bic bur9 Rodefeller il.
BET Der iiinsiten bon Me&tnleb nad
Cuba db9eianbten Gpmmiiitpn berries
ten mar. @s mar in 8esug auf bic
Stanbdrb Sil Co., bdb Mart gamma
friiber etnmul an ben 9enerdIsInpalt
.. g. Wutfon idrieb: rRein Mann
In einem Dffentli9en Nmte III benz pus
6litum ettpas fduIbtg." @ettbem Serr
gamma bieie @Orte an Serrn Watfon
f9rieb, bat gamma MtStnlsb sum
prGi iibenten eema9t. Sir ben, ber
bas @Orbersebenbe uufmertfam seleien
bat, ptrb es nidt f9per fstn, su bers
fteben, parum btes etne Resterung bon
MeSinleb, bur9 Mart Sanna unb fiir
bic STANDARD Oil 60. 1T.
(0eutide ltmf4au.)
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05
3abIett beiueii

Soften bes fpanii9eR
Rrteges .$259, ,341, ,299
Rofen bss pbilippinen>
Rrieses fir 1899 64,617, ,267
Die peranfdlusten Sos
fen bes pbilippineus
&rieses fir 1900 100,885, ,934
Boranfdlus fir Irmee 125,000, 900
Mebrfprberung fiir lln'
tsrbalt Der &rmee
unbWldrtue fur 1900 100,000,000
limb tper beSablt biefe llniummen8
Mntpprt: Ser Mrbetter, Der Sarmer,
bsr Sanbperter! gr besablt BITE Steu'
srn; bic Sruits, WOnppple unb groben
gorporationen briiden iib Inn bieieI'
ben bsrum. Wiinf9t Der Nrbeiter cine
Sortisbuns bes &rieges unb bieier
Sriegsiteuern, bic nrr ben Sruits uHb
MOnopOlen gu quite tommena
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05

= r2affet bic SGnbe, bic bic
Grbeit elmer Hattpn beIOrssn unb ben
Reidtbum elmer Rution f9affsn. au4
bic Regieruns elmer gatiOn leiten.
Damn pirb alIes tpubl itehen." (Sef'
fsrion.)
WispieI sbrIide Irbstt kforgen bts
Sruit Musndtsn, bic uniere Reeie'
ring eontrOliren9 Sbre S6dtigteit
beitebt ni9t i'm Probucieren, fonbern
ben prpbucenten au beruuben unb iei'
nen 8erbienIt fi9 un3ueignen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05
Seeue assilbsr. Gertifieate.

Die Neusn SIS. SiIberceriiftate baben
ibr @ribeinen semudt unb ole 3oblun'
gen bsB S6ubumtes purben bereliS in
ben neuen Gettififaten anftutt in
ben alien semudt. Das 4ufdalsfte an
an ben neusn @ertiiifaien iiuO Elm GROCER
Snbionerfppf in Der Dlitte bsheIben, fo'
tpie elm tlnues Siesel unb elm arobea
Iateiniibss y nit bem Wor,e ..Sipe"
in 8laubrud unb in aeihpunsener 2inie
barlbsraebrudt 8om tiinfletiiben
Stanbpunft bsiradtet, iinb oieie neusn
@srtififate ansetlid bus ihbnfe Bapier.
seIo. tpel6es bic 8sreinisetn Staaten
blsber ausseBsbsn buben.
Die fsinIten Drudarbeiten in Der Stabt'
0ioforf N;s Nffirp hp6 0NnhpnhIott ~
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05
Sabsn Sis Gin
&OOnf ?

@snn ni6t. 70 srIanssn Gle Gins unb Sis
psrbsn bariibtr rfaunsn, psIts 6rruet % BE-
rsitst. 9sim Nnfaufe tinfs. rbr wenu In
Ssearf Srn pbptUsrapbii&tn artsiisn, ssbst iu
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05
Sbreher Reeb:

@pre9er Reeb: sd
tDsib es ntdt, tps lanse bas amerita'
nii9e Bolt nod rubtg sufeben pirb,
bab iGbrli9 fitnf5ig WeiGtOnen Doll
lars bon Ieinem 9elbe aussssebsn
iperbsn. Inn elm anberes Bolt gu unters
briiden. Sd CLAUDE ubsr ni4t. bab
es nod febr langs bauern tpirb. Sd
tann berfteben, buB Der PbiIipptneu.
8spDlterung bic Sreibeit ni4t minbtr
tbsuer 1T, uls uns, unb baB iie eben 70
Ianss barum tGmpfen tpiro, tpie mig
tbaten." (September 1899.)
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05

SaiHett

86nnen am bsiten burd 8sii4tisen
bsurtbsiIt psrben unb tpis unisre in ben
Iesten paar 8O6sn iid psrfuuften, beu.
tet an, bab bic StpIe eorrsit unb bic
Prsiie ridtis iinO.
@ir seisen Elm srObartissS aRortement
in al ben lsitsnbsn Matsrialisn unb Ias
ben Sic frsunbIidF Elm, OufeIbs isIbR
ansuidauen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05

- IS Inf sruBe 9Iucois ga.
brtt.n follsn it9 NIT einem Rapital
BON Sunbsrt WliIlipnen Dereinist ia,
Ben. Gs finb: Die @lucoIe Susdr
Refining Co., bic llntteb States 9lus
eOis Rsfinius Co., bi. Gtational>, Uni
teb Statss'. unb llniteb Stdr4 Gau'
pantss.A
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05

- Wartin s. Ru0eI, elmer Der 8e.
'tbt une 8soaeteure bes .,GbicasO Gbro'
nieIe", 1T eeitorben.
- 0ie Eeppidfnbrit bon RasIan6 &
SONS in BbiIubelpbin tpur6e bur9
Neusr serifbrt. Sdaosn unsefdtr $780,
900.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05
3n Derfaufen 4:

Gin nfuss. aus aGt 3immrn bsifsbsuhes
Wobnbaus nit mpetrnsu Ginri6tunstn, pUlt
epi nit 8ru6tb6umen, 8aisnplaB uub sinsm
ibSutn Gar en-. Ssirntpssr unp allss ppll'
ifanois Cine i6Bnt Sstmatb fir cine SAINT
lie, in gutter Radbaritaft uup benz brlfsn 5bfilt
esr Stabt sslsssn. pris Sc. .000, Gin SbtiI fann
ifsbsn bIsbtn. NGbrrss pire in Der ,,Wpbfn.
blat" Office btfannt afmatt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1900-07-05
3cmfc's
y ltoeuti6e Sicritube,
2I3 0enn aDenne.

Gin na6 uItOtutidsr Bsiis ssfibrtss goinl,
100 man fiber it, tets anseusbms Ssieaidafl
ja fnoen,
Sas nit Oerislbsn berbuu6sus Rs au.
Iiefert ale 0eIifatshtn Der 9abrssseit
,.Bipburssr SOfbrdu' uno bsRss Biers.
importrte 8sib. unb Rotbp,ius, prima Cigar
ren, boiiide 8eoienuu9.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-01-17

NAMES OF OWNERS.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
KISSING BUG FLEW AWAY.
Papa Made 81 Threat, So Discretion
Nns The Better Part of NnIor.

Papa Made "a Threat, So Discretion
Was the Better Part of VnIor.
1t was night and the silvern rays Of
the moon sitting through the woodbine
lea1 es disclosed to the view of a close
observer an indistinct mass that might
be most anything, possibly n young
man and u young woman in Il ham,
mock on n piazza. 1t was a beautiful.
calm, serene night, when the leaves in
the trees barely rustled. Ever and
anon, however, there came forth from
that blurry mass Il sound that broke
the stiffness. 1t was Il peculiar, inde-
scribable sound, similar to that emitted
when two sheets of stick fly paper are
hastily torn apart. Suddenly from Il
second story window above came a
large, deep voice that was easily that
of the owner of the premises.
For heavens sake, Maud, what are
you doing down on the piazza" WAS
| the query which awoke the echoes Of
the night and startled that same inert
mass into immediate action.
For a second all was once more still,
and then came a sweet, muffled voice
In reply, Tn trying to catch one OF
those kissing bugs, papa" it said.
"If the blamed thing don't know
enough to go home before this time Of
night, 1t ought to be caught Wait till
/ get club, and I'll be down and help
you" growled the same basso pro-
| fundo. and n sound of hurried move
ment floated down from above. In less
than half second a well developed
bug. with straw hat in hand and coat
tails flying behind. was doing fast
sprint down the street, and another
valuable specimen was lost TO science.
-Brockton Enterprise.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
A WORD OF CAUTION.

The old saying that man, who is
naked can't give away his shirt, y Is only
another way of saying that you can't
give what you haven't got. The man
can't give "free medical advice" or any
other kind of medical advice who hasn' t
pot medical education and a certificate
to the fact, in the form of a diploma.
And in this particular a woman has no
more privilege than a man. She can't
give medical advice without medical edu-
cation and medical knowledge.
The offer of free medical advice made
bv DR. Pierce, chief consulting physician
to the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical IN
stitute, Buffalo, N V, has. been initiated
BY so many, who without any medical
qualifications claim to give medical
advice" that word of caution is neces-
sary.
Don't write for medical advice to any
one, man or woman, who is not ply
sician If they are physicians they Will
take the title of physicians or doctors so
that you may recognize them. II they
don't claim that title it is because they
dare not, for fear of the law,
Do not forget that there is just as
much difference in doctors as IN artists.
Every little town has its artist who draws
and paints. But these "artists" gener-
ally paint copies of the works of great
artists like Millet. There was only one
Millet
There is only one Invalids' Hotel and
Surgical Institute, such as DR.. Pierce
presides over Thousands of women
come or write to DIR. Pierce who have
found no help at the hands of doctors OF
lesser skill and narrower experience.
Any sick or ailiug woman, suffering
from the distressing forms of disease
peculiar to women, is invited to con-
suit DIR. Pierce, by letter, free. Such con-
situations are absolutely private. Each
letter is treated as sacred confidence,
and each answer is sent in a plain en-
velope, bearing no printing upon it;
In this way offensive questions and
repulsive examinations may be avoided.
Address DR.. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
DOiis.

A boil is due to the action OF a MI
crobe called pus coccus. This is al
most always present in the skin. but
does no harm while the system can
combat the necessary conditions of its
growth ami multiplication.
Sufferers from hoils are usually III
poor health. They are pale, pasty
looking, emaciated. with n poor appe-
tite and bad digestion. People say
their blood is too thin. Others, how
ever, may he in apparently perfect
health. yet hardly is one boil over be-
fore another comes. OF these persons
it is said that their blood is too rich.
Both these popular terms are nearly
expressive of the true condition. In
the first case the tissues are not well
nourished and SO cannot resist the MI
crobe. In the second case the tissues
are nourished, but are poisoned by ex-
cess of waste material in the blood,
caused by the taking of more food than
the body can properly dispose or
Youths Companion.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
Eccentric BnIZac.

A correspondent of literature sends
an interesting anecdote of BalZac to
that journal Leon GoZian used to re-
late how he met BalZac one day on the
Boulevard des Capucines dying with
hunger" The novelist insisted on TAX
ing GoZian to confectioner who sold
macaroni patties. Forgetting his hun
ger, Balzac plunged into an apprecia-
tion of Cooper's Lake Ontario new
ly appeared. GoZian noticed that the
shop attendant. an English girl, had
heard him address Balzac by name and
was gazing at the author as though
fascinated. She was astounded pres
emily by the appetite of genius for
macaroni spatties. which disappeared
by couples.
'How much do l owe you?" asked
Balzac.
Nothing, NJ. Balzac," said the Eng
lish girl firmly.
Baltic was nonplused for a moment,
then he pushed his precious copy of
Lake Ontario" into the girls hands,
saying, Il can never sufficiently regret,
madamoiselle. that | did not write that
haal--
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
HE WAS A MASON.
Yet the INJECTING Inner Guard Gave
HIN lne Grand Laugh.

Him the Grand Laugh.
4 well known Chicago publisher,
speaking of scenes and incidents in
that city in the trying days after the
big fire. said: ''The great fire was a
thing of the recent past and the down
town portion of the city a scene of the
greatest confusion. About 0 o'clock in
the evening, while on my way to my
home in the west division, | was ac-
coSted by man of respectable appear
ance, who asked me to give him the
price of lodging.
"Tm not a beggar,' said he, but
Pm in hard luck. A man told me that
some Masons were in session over this
way. If could find them, I'd be all
right
az happen to know lodgeroom on
Canal street, where there is a meeting
tonight said l. Come along, I'll take
you there
"The place reached, l conducted him
up a long flight of stairs and knocked
at n door.
I'm not 4 Mason said | to n man
who seemed 20 be acting in the ca
pacity Of a guard, but I've run across
one of your fraternity who seems to be
In hard luck. take it you'll be glad to
do something for him.
"Congratulating myself on having
done good act, ] pushed my chance
acquaintance forward and retreated
toward the stairway. \ whispered con-
versat.on cnsued, when the guard ex-
claimed:
you're not Freemasonr
NO rvHlied my late charge, but
I'm Ston" mason out of job
IN" rca" of laughter that issued
ffou the L-'f cgvl door made me wish
mrs..f - ce.. IS II was, | hur-
Iieu. C.a,.J tie place."-Chicago
Chronicle
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
TIE CITIZEN.
TEACHING DOGS TRICKS.
1ne That Would he Amusing II Tried
Innn YourseIf


Upon Yourself.
Although it Is by no means an un-
common thing to see dogs throw SOM
erset after somerset in stage perform
ances. il is n somewhat remarkable
fact that few people know how such
animals can be taught such difficult
feat.
Ask n friend how he thinks dog can
be initiated into the mysteries Of SOM
erset throwing. and you will receive
some very curious suggestions.
AS there is more -han one way Of
cooking a goose, so there is more than
one method of teaching dog to throw
somersets. But the most practical and
thorough manner is to fasten a cord
around the body of the animal, close to
the fore legs, and two people should
hold the ends of the cord on either side
of the unfortunate dog. a third party,
armed with Il stout rope. takes posi-
ton Immediately in front of the canine
acrobat and, with measured and
mastery stroke, fiogs the floor at close
quarters to the dogs nose.
At each stroke of the rope the dog
springs backward. and that movement
is the trainers golden opportunity. AS
the dog springs backward the rope
passing under its body is jerked up
ward. and. although the first few at
tempts may prove futile. the somerset
is acquired in course of time. An intel
ligent dog soon sickruS of this order OF
things and throws somcrsets without
the assistance OF ropes
For tie sake of your deg in particu-
lar and your patience and future wei
fare III general, we do not commend
you to teaching yoUr dog to turn SOM
ersets. If. however. you think there
is no harm in it. just get few friends
to put you through the exercise and
see how you like it. 1t will prove i'm
menscly amusing for your friends
Z
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
Nnf His Kind

Two members of a well established
firm that does business in the whole
sale district INDUCED in the following
dialogue the other afternoon:
Junior Partner-Why didn't you give
that man chance? We need another
clerk here, and rather like his looks.
Senior Partner-I liked his looks, too,
but he's no good.
Junior Partner-How do you know
that?
Senior Partner-When a man who is
looking for n job comes to me and
says, Il suppose you don't want to
hire any one. today, do youF that's
enough. If he had anything in him,
he'd come right out and say what he
meant. If he supposed we didn't want
to hire any one, why did he waste our
time and his by coming in to bother
us?-Chicago Times Herald.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08

'Ii ! were a man." the woman said,
'Fd make my mark ere | was dead;
I'd lead the world with a battle cry,
And I'd be famous ere I should die
If l were a man
'Tf l were youth" the old man cried,
'Td seize all chances, I'd 20 with the tide;
I'd win my way to the highest place
And stick to honor and seek his grace
II ! were a youth
''H were rich" the poor man thought
"rd give my all for the poor's support;
I'd open my door, and I'd open my heart,
And goodness and would never part
II ! were rich"
And 10, If all these IFS came true,
The woman a man, the man youth,
The poor man rich-then all in truth,
This world would be, when we got through,
Just as il Is,
james Oppenheim in New York sun.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
A WOMAN'S VETO.
why Certain Naval Appointment
Was Never Confirmed.

Was Never Confirmed.
An incident which occurred during
the first Cleveland administration il
lustrates the good feeling existing be-
tween the newspaper men ana the
chief of the bureau of naval construc-
ton. A certain correspondent, who
was on particularly intimate terms
with the chief. called at his office ana
was received with unusual cordiality.
Calling the correspondent by his first
name, the chief said: Look here,
Blank. want you to do something for
me. Mr.. IS appointment to place
in this department. after being fought
through two congresses, has prevailed
has been signed by Secretary Whitney
and only waits the signature of the
president. You, of all men in Wash
ington, can find out what action the
president will take, and | think you
know n way to prevent the document
being signed
The correspondent replied, Il think
know a way" He left the building ana
went for Miss , who was at that
time doing Washington society for
the Associated Press. To her he told
the story and explained what he
wanted done.
Miss - obtained an audience with
Mrs Cleveland and told what she
came for Mrs. Cleveland went to the
presidents desk and singled out a
paper with the remark. There, | guess
that is the one you mean. She then
turned a corner of the document down
and left it.
In the course of his work the presi-
dent came to the paper and then. in
surprised tone said to Secretary La
mont. Dan. do you know anything
about this appointment?
Mr.. Lamont did not know anything
about it.
well" said the president. Frances
has evidently turned this down for
purpose guess it's all right" And the
official signature was not attached
Philadelphia Post.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
triumphant.

When you get in a crowd, my dear, "
said Mr.. Wrinkles to his wife. always
look out for picl;pockets."
I'm not afraid of them, dearest" "
answered Mrs. Wrinkles. "They can't
pick my pocket"
That's just like you women" said
Mr.. Wrinkles, always so sure. Pray
tell me why you couldn't have your
pockets picked"
Because | haven't got any" answer
ed Mrs. W:nkles proudiy.-Harper's S
Bazaar.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
Decline and Fall of Corn Bread.

1t seems to us that our own people
are not the great corn bread eaters
they used to be. Batter or egg ano
certain cakes are still IN vogue, but
the honest and homely corn pone, the
corn dodger and the hoecake are not
as popular rs they used to be. AS for
tie ash cake. the cooking of it has be-
come a lost art almost.
We charge this change, in part at
least. to the introduction, even in most
country homes. of the modern cooking
stove and range. 1t takes great Dig
open fireplace and a southern negress,
with red bandanna on her head, to
make prime corn bread. Nor will any
mea! but water ground meal serve the
best purpose Steam power meal Is
tabooed. Richmond Dispatch.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08

Settled For All Time.

"And now, Cashmere" rapturously
whispered the young man, sit only re-
mains for you to name the day"
81 will marry you, Orlando" she re-
Piled as the bushes chased each other
over her face, ION the first day Of the
twentieth century"
And Orlando abjectly surrendered
the poiut that had been so long in dis
pute between them. In defiance of
every dictate of reason, common sense
and the plainest elementary principles
Of mathematics, he murmured: You
are right. dearest 1t begins Jan. l.
f0n0w- Chicago Post.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
Stretching to Rest.

When Il man is tired he stretches his
arms and legs and yawns. Birds and
animals, SO far as possible, follow his
example. Birds spread their feathers
and also yawn; they open their mouths
slowly till they are round, the bones Of
the head seem to loosen and the gills
open.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
Hunting n Celebrity.

$50 you've travelled in the south of
Europe?' said the young woman
ssyes" answered Derringer DAN
"Did you see Monte Carlo"
NO; asked fur him. but he didn't
show up. And, what's more, there
wasn't a. game of monte in the whole
place don't believe there is any
such person. Washington Star.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08

Dean Swift, when invited to dinner
by his friend, Lord Bolingbroke. was
shown the dinner bill as an induce
ment to accept and replied, "a fig for
your bin of fare; show me your bill of
company"
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08

Great souls are not those who have
fewer passions and more virtues than
the common. but those only who have
greats designs.--La Rochefoucauld
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08

Some musicians get along on their
cheek, but the cornist depends on his
lips.-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08

The average walking pace Of a
healthy man or woman is said TO be 10
steps a minute.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08
1t Has Been Noticed.

There's 8 rather queer thing that |
have noticed about people who follow
the profession of letters"
whats tllt?
''The man who writes just to keep
the pot boiling is not the one who pro-
Times Herald.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1900-02-08

That undsputed leaders the shoe business But
er We have strengthened and added and
conducting successfully this 0Sc Sale not neglect
ing Our popular "Wakover line So 50 is becom
among young Of Butler and the Ladies
very loud in their Desarte Cyrano Shoes