The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1900-08-15

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- Love is one part instinct and
nine parts imagination.
- The most successful marriage 8
arc happy mixture of faith and du-
Pile; ;.
- 70 the average woman there ism t
any more sense in politics than in
arithmetic.
= Somehow o woman can always
understand the sentimental things a
man never says.
- No man can bear to refuse girl
who takes it for granted at the start
that he is going to accept her.
- Cold drinks are heating and hot
drinks are cooling. This is not gen.
orally believed, hnt !: IS So.
- Unless man goes around preach
ing whole lot Of stuff he won't prac-
Ftice the women put him down for a
cynio.
- Ask woman to let you kiss her
when she has her veil on and she will
always raise it up so she can say emo"
palmer.
- II woman is cleverer than man
hes always afraid TO marry her, and
if man IS cleverer than woman he
never wants to.
- The first thing an engaged girl
does is to plan the baby's clothes:
! then she goes to work on her tronsseau
50 81: IN the time.
- She-I always speak out when
have anything to say. He-Yes, but
the trouble is that you do not limit
yourself to speaking out when you
have anything to say.
- A man can never understand how
q woman can love him If he doesn't
love her; woman can never under
stand why man shouldn't love her
just because she doesn't love him.
- Mr.. Jones-"Whet do you sup
pose possessed our old horse to kick
and run away?" Mrs. Jones-'sHe
must have overheard you read that
article about his day of usefulness
being past"
- A famous old colored cook, one
who can cook possum or chicken
and pone cake to turn, says that If
rusty nail is put in the pot along
With. the tough old rooster he will
come out tender as spring chicken.
Now, r3ind, we do not vouch for thisi
Texas is large enough to give all
the population in che world standing
room, and it is said that If all the
people OF the United States were
crowded into Kansas, California an d
Nebraska, those States would not be
more thickly settled than England is
now:
- Japan, which is keeping place
with the rapid progress Of the western
world; is the latest bidder for Ameri-
can bred horses. She wants our trot-
ters TO cross with her native breed and
thus improve her own stock on the
plan that has 90 successfully been
adopted in many parts Of Europe.
The little town Of Stanley, in
the Falkland Islands, posaesses the
most unique school service ever known. |
Two travelling sohoolmasters are pro.
ivided by the Government, who visit |
the different families where there are
children, aud give instruction. The
length Of their visit dAnande g. .h ...s !
acuteness OF the children, and they |
may apsnd days or weeks, as tho case |
may be, as one house alone.
!. -. a Kansas City packing house /!
employee has invented q combination
electric pneumatic device which picks |
tlie feathers OF dead chickens 40 neat |
IL and rapidly as the Ysmous xansas |
cyclone does the trick. The machine
has g receptacle in which the deceased |
chicken 10 placed. Into this box are
directing several cross blasts Of air |
from electrical.driven fans which re- |
volve et che crate OF 8. ono turns min
lite. Theminiature Cyclone ssripsthe |
bird Of sss feathers, even cleaning OF
the down 10 The .Ssss { an s sye. i