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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
PEARLS OF

Speech is the small change of 81.
lence.
Friendship, I fancy. means one heart
between two.
Earnestness works out it's own cure
more surely than frenzy.
There is nothing the body suffers that
the soul may not profit by.
Two hearts that make one souldo not
separately count their gifts.
Gossip is a beast of prey that does
not wait for the death of the creature it
devours.
That small motives are at the bottom
of many illustrious actions lisa modern
discovery.
1t has been established that we do not
a diviner by dragging down the gods
to our level.
Drolleries, humors, reputed With
eisms, are like odors Of roast meats,
past with the picking of the joint.
True poets and true women have the
native sense of the divineness of what
the world deems gross material sub
stance.
The simplicity of the life of labor
looked beautiful. What will not look
beautiful contrasted with the fly in
the web?
Published memoirs indicate the end
of a mans activity, and that. he &C.
knowledges the end. They are his final
chapter, making mummy of the grand
figure they wrap in the printed stuff
From the works of George Meredith.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
NO RIGHT TO uGLINESS-

The who Is lovely in face,
form and temper will always have
friends, but one who would be attract
i've must keep her health. If she is
weak, sickly and all run down, she will
be nervous and irritable. If she has con-
stipation or kidney trouble her impure
blood will cause pimples, blotches, skin
eruptions and a wretched complexion.
Electric Bitters is the best medicine in
the world to regulate stomach, liver and
kidneys and to purify the blood. 1t gives
strong nerves, bright eyes, smooth, vel
vety skin, rich complexion. It will make
a ~good-lOoking, charming woman of a
rundown invalid. Only so cents at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
PINS AND BUCKLES.

A lapel button has the flag mounted
under a crystal.
Miniature army buttons are used as
designs for shirt waist sets.
A hat pin has the American flag
mounted under q crystal on the head.
A very pretty belt buckle is a shield
enameled white with the American flag
in the center.
A shirt waist set consists Of small
American flags, the cuff links being a
flag and a gilt silver bar.
A brooch design which is also utilized
for a lapel button consists Of enameled
American and Cuban flags lying on q
laurel wreath of silver gilt.
A patriotic brooch or bar pin is a
sword or gun with a small enameled
dag at the middle. These designs are
also shown with the American and Gu
ban flags crossed.
A striking design is a belt buckle rep
~resenting the flag only. 1t is finely col
ored and is undulated so that the buc-
kle gives the appearance Of Q flag way-
ing In the breeze.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Pete Escaped.

Wearing a black shawl and an
anxious expression, a woman rang the
door bell at the home Of an East Side
clergyman the other evening.
Are you the Rev. Mr.. Soandso?" she
asked when the clergyman gave her a
chair in his study.
II am" he replied.
do you remember marryin' Elizabeth
Brown and Pete Simpson four weeks
ago tonight"
Il believe I did"
I'm Eliza"
You are, indeed? I thought I re-
mem"
Eyes. I thought I'd drop in and tell
you that Pete's escaped."-Buffalo
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
WHIR OF HI E

In a ten-mile ride a 26-inch wheel re-
wolves 1900 times.
In 1897 Canada bought more Ameri-
can wheels than any other country ex-
cept Great Britain and Germany.
A good combination tandem suggests
the Garden of Eden, because it is Para
disc for two.
Toledo has the bicycle path fever and
ague-at one dollar per shake, as it
were, according to the lately passed
Rankin bill.
A London man has devised a tricycle.
without a saddle, the machine to be
propelled by the rider standing up.
This is just right. Anyone that rides
a tricycle. ought to be punished in some
manner OF other for his indiscretion.
Russian cycling regulations may be
decidedly stringent, but the public is
saved many a moral shock by that rule
which provides that female riders shall
not appear upon the streets unless
dressed in conformity with police in
structions on the point.
Electric pacing appears to be a widely
advertised bluff. So long as we have
good, sound human muscles to guide
and push the big machines, there is no
reason for monkeying with the electric
fluid that goes like an express train to,
day and acts like a fizzled firecracker
tomorrow.
Military cyclists will have a busy time
at the next great maneuvers at Brus-
sells, to occur very shortly. A company
of 100 men has been formed and is
mounted on folding bicycles of Belgian
make, as mounted infantry. Every
chief of corps, general, colonel, major
or captain will have under his order a
certain number of cycling dispatch car
Tiers.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
O M PERSONALITIES.

Queen Margharita of Italy has be-
come a golf enthusiast.
Vienna's old painter. Rudolph Alt,
has been voted a municipal pension Of
$3.50 a year.
The late George Muller, the philan.
thropist of Bristol, England, left an es.
tate valued at $500.
The first woman appointed by the
government as superintendent Of
nurses in the civil war was Miss Doro-
thea Dix, of Worcester, Mass.
Sir Michael Hicks-Beach said in his
budget speech that he totally abstained
from the use of tobacco. Lord Sails.
bury is also an abstainer from tobacco
President Dole's itemized bill of ex.
pense for his trip through this country
amounts to $1,000, to which he has add
ed his donation of $500 to the Maine re-
lief fund.
Robert Taylor, the postmaster at
Scarva, County Down, Ireland, who has
just reached the age of ia years, has
received from Queen Victoria a beauti-
fully framed portrait of herself.
Count Tolstoi will soon celebrate his
fiftieth anniversary as a journalist, or,
rather, the anniversary will be cele-
brated by his admirers. A "Tolstoi
school" is to be founded in Moscow in
his honor.
The czar of Russia, so the story runs,
has among his household an under
study s%ingularly like him in appear
ance, who shows himself at the Win
dows of railway carriages and the like
when his imperial majesty does not
wish to disturb himself.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
HIS LIFE WAS SAVED.

Mr.. J.. E. Lilly, a prominent citizen Of
Hannibal, Mo, lately had a wonderful
deliverance from a frightful death. In
telling of it he says: II was taken with
Typhoid Fever, that raj into Pneumo-
MIA. My lungs became hardened. l was
so weak I couldn't even sit up in bed.
Nothing helped me. l expected to soon
die of Consumption, when ] heard of DR..
Kings New Discovery. One bottle gave
great relief. I continued to use it, and
now am well and strong. 1 can't say too
much in it's praise" This marvellous
medicine is the surest and quickest cure
in the world for all Throat and Lung
Trouble. Regular sizes SO cents and
81. 90. Trial bottles free at Fischer &
Co.'S drug store. Every bottle guaran'
teed,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
FREE OF CHARGE.

Any adult suffering from a cold settled
81 the breast, bronchitis, throat OF
lung troubles of any nature, who will
call at Ireland's Drug Store will be pre-
scented with a sample bottle of Bosch
ee's German Syrup, free of charge. On
ly one bottle given to m person, and
none to children without order from
parents. No throat or lung remedy ev-
er had such a sale as Boschee's German
Syrup in all parts of the civilized world.
Twenty years ago millions of bottles
were given away, and your druggists
will tell you it's success was marvellous.
1t is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi-
clans. One rs cen bottle will cure or
prove it's value. Sold by dealers in all
civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
AUGUST FLOWER.

"It Is u surprising fact" says Prof.
Houton, that in my travels in all parts
of the world, for the last ten years,
have met more people having used
Green's August Flower than any other
remedy, for dyspepsia, deranged liver
and stomach, and for constipation. |
find for tourists and statesmen, or for
persons filling Office positions, where
headaches and general bad feelings
from irregular habits exist, that Green's
August Flower is a grand remedy. 1t
does not injure the system by frequent
use, and is excellent for our stomachs
and Indigestion Sample bottles free
at Treland's Drug Store. Sold by deal
ers in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
The Latest War News.

The latest war news is eagerly sought
after. To some it brings happiness, as
they read of valiant deeds accomplished,
while to others the same message brings
sorrow, when they note the death or
capture of their loved ones. There is
also much sorrow and suffering through
out our country by those who have been
captured by that greatest enemy-dys.
pepsia. For this, however, there is a
remedy and that is Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, which also cures indigestion,
constipation, bilionsness, nervousness
and insomnia, and as a preventive for
malaria, fever and ague it is %unequalled.
1t has a record of fifty years Of cures to
back it up and a trial will convince you
that your case is not incurable, as you
will find after taking a few doses your
stomach will be strengthened.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Safe %OperattOu.

First Thief Gin hotel bedroom)-Go
quiet, Jim. There's q m asleep
in that room.
Second Theft don't matter if she
wakes up.
at don't? One scream would bring
half the folks in the house to the
door"
'She won't scream If she wakes up
she'll throw the sheet over her head
and keep still"
why will she?"
Her hair is all done up in curl
papers ."-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Rodney, Dear.

Doting Mamma-Rodney, dear, to-
morrow is your birthday. What would
you like best?
Rodney Dear latter a brief season of
cogitation)--I think I'd like to see the
schoolhouse burn down.--Melbourne
Times.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Personally
Conducted
Excursions
To The Fast.

Via the Santa Ee Route.
Three times q week from Santa Fe
In improved wide-vestibuled
Pullman tourist sleeping cars.
possible rates.
Experienced excursion conductors,
Also daily service between Santa Fe
and Kansas City and Chicago.
Correspondence solicited.
H. S. LUTZ, Agent,
THE ATCHISON, TOPEKA & SANTA FE RY.
SANTA FE, N. NJ.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03

J.. l. Bevry, Loganton, Pa, writes, 81
am willing to take my oath that I was
cured of pneumonia entirely by the use
of One Minute Cough Cure after doctors
failed. 1t also cured my children of
whooping cough" Quickly relieves and
cures coughs, c Ids, Group, grippe and
throat and lung troubles. Children all
like it. Mothers endorse it. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
YOUR FACE

Shows the state Of your feelings and
the state of your health as we'll. I'M
pure blood makes itself apparent in a
pale and sallow complexion, ,Pimples
and Skin Eruptions. II you are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have a
healthy appearance, you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. 1t cures all blood
diseases where cheap sarsaparillas and
so-called purifiers fall; knowing this,
we sell every bottle on a positive guar
antee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Friendly Criticism.

DIR. Thirdly-How did you enjoy my
sermon this morning, deacon?
Deacon Jones-I enjoyed a portion of
it very much indeed.
DIR. Thirdly-What portion of it did
you enjoy most?
Deacon Jones-That part where you
said; And now, %brethren, one word
more and l have finished."-Chicago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03

Are grand, but Skin Eruptions rob life
of joy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve cures
them; also Old, Running and Fever
Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns,
Warts, Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds.
Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Best Pile
cure on earth. Drives out Pains and
Aches. Only 20 cts. a box. Cure guaran-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Prom Had to WnrSe.

E she-l would like to call you by your
Christian name, love, but Tom is so
hateful and common, you know.
Haven't you some pet name?
He--N-no, I-er-haven't.
. She-Are you always known as Tom
among your friends?
he (brightening up)-No, the boys
call me 'Shorty!"-Harlem Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
A Double Courtesy.

Stout old gentleman in street car to
slim young man next to him-I say,
young man, if you had good manners
you would get up and give this young
lady a seat.
''If you got up yourself, sir" said the
slim young man., ''you could give her
two ."-Collier's Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03

l.. L. Travis, Agent Southern R. R.,
Selma, Ga, writes, 81 can not say too
much in praise of One Minute Cough
Cure. In my case it worked like a
charm" The only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. Cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, and all
throat and lung troubles. lreland's
Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Eminently Satisfactory

) Mrs. Caller-You have had the same
physician a long time, haven't you?
Mrs. Groceree-Ten years.
Mrs. Caller-He mustNbe very salts
factory.
Mrs. Groceree-He is; he always takes
his pay in groceries from our store
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Security.

A crossing sweeper was trying to get
a gratuity from an excessively dandif1ed
individual, who, in resisting, urged that
he had no change-nothing but a s5
note.
II can get 1t changed fer yer sir" said
the youngster.
On seeing the dandy hesitate. as If
from fear Of trusting him with the mon
ey, he put 1t again: IF yer doubts my
honor, hold my Observation-Disclosures
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03

II WONDER" said the absent-minded
professor, what I did with that post
age stamp"
you had it at your tongues end a
moment ago." replied his wife.-Youth's
Communion,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
A Sad State of Affairs.

Mrs. Benham-It's hard on the people
Of Greenland to have nights six months
long.
Benham-Yes. Just think of the suf-
ferings of the poor nan whose Wife's
mother drops in to spend the evening"
Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Kind Man.

The Recruit asked the Teller that
me a softer chunk of hard tack.
The Veteran-And what did he say to
that?
HE said if I waited around there an
other minute he would soak me one."-
indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Had Been There Refare.

Mrs. Gillian-Now, Mrs. Wyckof, we
really must say %good-by. Dear, while
you put your o~veNeoat on, l want to
tell Mrs. Wyckoff a secret.
Mr.. Gillian-All right. I'll just go
and get my hair cut and meet you at
the corner.-N. Y. Press,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Her Future Ouuined.

Fairflax-I think our little Mabel will
be a seamstress. T.
Cole-Why so?
Fairfax-Well, we noticed she was
pouting. She said her temper was.
ruffied because there was a stitch in
her side, and she wished to be tucked
in her little bed.-Chicago Daily News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
why He snubbed Him.

Brigsley-There's a man 1 don't speak
70 on the street.
Trigsley-Is it possible! Why not?
Brigsley-Because I don't know him.
Baltimore News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Her I%ncredulitv.

Delbettz-You r the only girl =
wer loved.
Miss Haddum-I don't believe youi
Delbette-That's funny! AL therest
# 'em did.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Another Matter.

"You told me your heart was mine"
said Blower.
II know" replied his heiress wife,
but I said nothing about my pocket
oook."-Philadelphia North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
The Philosophy Of worry.

Doctor can't understand why YOUR
wife should worry about her jewelry.
She has more + .arls and diamonds than:
any other woman / know.
Mr.. Richman-She's constantly afraid
she'll hear of another woman who has
as many.-Jewelers' Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03

Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware
of counterfeit and worthless salve Of
fered for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
DeWitt's is the only original. An in
fallible cure for piles and all skin dis.
eases Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03

Eva-Mother, Title gets a dime every
time she takes cod liver oil.
Mother-And what does she do with
the money?
Eva-Well, she puts 1t In q box until
she gets so cents and then her mother
buys more cod liver oil.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
D~epartmental Amenities.

Monsieur" said the polite chief of
the Paris fire department to the mana
ger of the late Theater Coincide Fran
Gals, shall we play on your fire?"
"Sil vous play" responded the mana
ger with a courtly bow.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03

II I'm indebted to One Minute Cough
Cure for my health and life. 1t cured
me of lung trouble following grippe"
Thousands owe their lives to the prompt
action of this never failing remedy. Tt
cures coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis,
pneumonia, grippe and throat and lung
troubles. Its early use prevents con-
sumption. 1t is the only harmless rem
dy that gives immediate results. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
To Block a Draught.

She-Don't you feel a draught over
there by that window?
He (timidly-Yes, l b-believe l do.
Shall l p-pull down the b-bllnd or c-come
over and s-sit by you?
She-Well, l would advise you to pull
down the blind first.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03

How did you gather such a large
congregation Of old and middle-aged
people?" ~td
II advertised a sermon to the young"
was the latter's reply.-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Hardened.

''How came a mar of your ability and
position in society eve to engage in
counterfeiting?" the Judge asked him.
81 wanted a light, easy way to make
money at my own home. your honor
answered the prisoner.
The judge looked at him sharply and
gave him the full limit of the law.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
A Cheap Man.

Where have you been my pretty
maid?'
1--WE beeen hunting bargains, sir"
she said.
"May | go with you, my pretty maid?"
GIVE too many cheap things now,'
she Said.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Rude Bird.

When Della's young man calls she
has to put her parrot out of the ROOM"
"Oh, her father taught it to screech
Time to go whenever the clock
strikes. "-DetrOit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03

She plays with her hands the piano,
And some say sweet melody flows;
l prefer, though, the noiseless music
When my baby plays with her toes.
Judge,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Both Of the Same Kind.

Loquacious Visitor (who has been de-
.cribing at some length her bridal
trousseau)-You ought to see me in my
going-away gown.
Hostess-I wish I could.-Mt-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
A Drawn Conclusion.

"If you are a bad boy said the
father, you will turn papa's hair gray
from SORROW
What a naughty boy you must have
BEEN" remarked the son, gazing at his
%grandma's whitened locks. Baltimore
American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03

Lewis Dennis, Salem, Ind, says, "Ko-
dol Dyspepsia Cure did me more good
than anything l ever took" 1t digests
what you eat and can not help but cure
dyspepsia and stomach troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Most unkind Cut of All.

Gyer-Saw you out riding with your
girl yesterday.
Myer-Yes. Did you ever meet her?
Gyer-No; but father says he vas
once a pupil in her Sunday-school class.
Chicago News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03

Elderly Friend-Well, have patience,
You may not always be a grocer's boy.
The Boy-Maybe not. The crank I
work for may take a notion to- fire me
1t n time.-Puck,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Mans Recklensss

Mrs. Bingo-You must be careful
what you say to the cook, dear, or she
will leave.
Bingo-Why, was hard on her?
Were you! Why anyone would have
thought you were talking to me.-Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Her Opportunity

She-How dreadful! These bargain
rugs don't match our chairs,
He-You'l have to return them.
She-No-indeed; I'll get me a lot of
new chairs.--Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
A Stupid Man.

She-I know, Alfred, l have my faults.
He-Oh, certainly.
She (angrily)-lndeed? Perhaps you'll
tell me what they are!-Tit-Bit
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Uncle Eben's Philosophy.

"When yoh see a man actin mighty
naughty an overbearin" said Uncle
Eben, "Yoh kin take comfort. He's
giner'ly tryin' to make up fob de mount
o. bowin' an scrapin' he haster do his
self, Observation-Disclosures Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
A POWDER MILL EXPLOSION

A PUW MILL EN
Removes everything in sight; SO do
drastic mineral pills, but both are
mighty dangerous. Don't dynamite the
delicate machinery of your body with
DR.. Kings New Life Pills, which are
gentle as a summer breeze, do the work
perfectly. Cures Headache, Constipa-
ton. Only 25c at Fischer & Co.'S drug
store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
His Neelected Education,

The coal man was a schoolboy once,
But he wasted his time having fun;
Which may account for the fact that he
Thinks seventeen hundred makes a ton.
Chicago Daily News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
At the Tea House.

First Mandarin-I understand the
new heir apparent is in favor of the
open door in China.
Second Mandarin-Yes. The empress
dowager has taken away his latch key.
New York Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
n. r Thirkield Health Insnef

+. B. Thirkield, Health Inspector Of
Chicago, says, "Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
can not be recommended too highly. 1t
cured me Of severe dyspepsia" 1t d.
gests what You eat and cures indigestion,
heartburn and all forms of dyspepsia.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Giving It a Name.

If our new girl really likes us as much
Us she says she does I don't understand
why she breaks so many plates.
Evidently it is only a platonic affection.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
The Trouble.

Il am quite willing to admit that
should like to marry
$50 ahead. Can't you find a wife
"Wives enough, but no suitable faith
er-in-laW.''
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-03
Suspicious Actions.

You know Jack Fitz-Jackson mar
ried a wealthy girl whose friends gave
her 700 bridal ~presents?'
Eyes; what of it?!"
"He's started a department store
Chicago Record.