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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

8ferbe fir bic Sriten in
SIbafrita. &apitdn Sepsate BON
Der britii6en 9lrmee beiiu6et iid pieber
in &anIas @itp, nm $4,000 8ferbe uno
MauleIel fir Die in Siioafrifu bsfnoli:
den en9liI6en 9ruppen ansufaufen. @r
fam lhpn upr mebr nls einem Sabre
bortbin nm Sferbe unb Mauleiel 81
fnufeu, tparpe jebo6 Dor eiliiser 9eit
tpieber ne6 Saule beurbert, ba ia anses
H5mmen tuurbe, baB Der &ries nit ben
8uren su @ube lei. gber bic uneripar:
tets 8enouns, welde Der &ries 9enom.
men bat, ma6t ben glnfauf uon ueiterer
8ierbsn ,ur brinsenben gtptbs
ipenbiefeit. lleber bic 9biere iaste
2ieut, Moberlp:
,Sis Die &feroe uub Mauleiel in
Siibafrifa selunoet iinb, toiten iie Der
britii6en 8esieruns $3.50 pro Stid.
Dies iit Elm tbeurer Greis fir Elm Sbier,
pel6es nur feds 8uden hienittnuslif
lit. Die meiIten iterbsn in SUlse bes
8limaiue6iels. sic niiien ben Nequu.
tor freuSen, uno bic furdtbare Sise Der
Trupen rafft iie muiienbaft babin. Sm
9ur9fbnitt iterben on 8orb Der s5hifie
32 aus jebam 3aulenb. IierSia Gage
nadbem elm gferb in &anias gitp se
fault iit. pirb es in Sibafrita selanbet.
90 sruB iit bic gta9frase na6 8ferben
in her 5ront, baB es unm6slid lit, ben
gbieren nod Der 9anbuns bic notbpen.
bise &ube Su seben, ebe iie in 9ienit
seitellt peroen. Sn SOise beiien mill
fen iie in seihuibism 8uitanbe in's
5elb gei9idt merben, unb ba lie ni6t
senus 5utter erbulten i6nneu, iterben iie
balo,"
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

Su Teras Bat benz Genius 8
Sufulse /. .. Bailey COUNTY nur
@inpobner, Godrou guuntp 25, 9lns
breus County 81 unb 9aiuion @ountp
36. 2pm @reen gonntp Sdblt nidt
gang 1000 @inuubner, unb pieien itebt
elm Greal uUn $4,000 Gunbratmeilen,
alio elm 5ld6eninbalt mie Der Staat
Obio sur Serfiisuns. Sn einisen
Counties fonnten bic geniusSdbler bon
lebenben &eien iiberbaupt MIR 8rairie.
bunbe, &aninden unb Slapperi6lan.
gen finben. Gn @llenboserraum ieblt
es alio I'M &ieien.Staate einltpeilen
nod nidlt.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

Der ensliide @eiitlid E
&olanb Gllen, tuelder felt Sob.
rem in 8etins selebt unb bort bic sanSe
Seit Der 8elnseruns Der @eianbti9afs
ten bur6semadt bat, lit in @nsluno
einsetrofen unb bat iid iiber feline Be-
ubadtunsen aussefpru6en. @r lubt iebr
Die GOpferteit uno ben Seruismus eiuis
ger dineIii6er gbriiten in Der engliiden
@eianotl6ait, benen bic @uropder piel
Su ueroanfen bdtteu, ba es bic gbineien
tunren. ipelhe bic 8eridanjunsen aufs
funrfen. Ger ensliibe @eiItlide slaubt,
boB Bring z 6ins ben an9reifenoen
5iibrern Der gbineien 8efeble eeeeben
babe, bic benjenisen 9uan's entsessnse'
fest pn:sn, iOnit bdtten bic Gbiueien
NIT 9ei6tisteit bic enslii6e @eiunbt.
ibait pernihten tDnnen.
N1it BeSus nuf tie 8urerbewesuns
inete Serr @llen: y@s III cine patriot.
ide Ysipesuns, fir iuelde, iuis i'd meine,
einise gnti6uIoieune porbnnoen III.
9ariber fam tein 3peiiel bsrri6sn,
ons bic @bineien slnubsn, bic aniirsns
sunssn Der @iiiiiUndre iuie bic pUlitiide
9IftiOn Der Nlidte in China bsbsutsn
nidts @ntes fir ibr 2ano. Sas dime
iiihe @Olf slnubt an bic @eididien BON
ben @rauiomteiten Der 5rsmoen uno iis
iino obiolut pilo iiber bic Ginmiihung
sepiiisr giiiiiun6rs in serihtlide grO'
Seiie uno glebnlidss. 3os III bic
g9ur5el Der snusen Sn6s. 3ies
piro ons -, siiisntbum in China psrs
hast MAIDEN uno IS bat osm sep6hnlis
den SOlte ben @lnubsu beiesbrnft. ooB
bic irsmosn Ratiouen nbiOlut isben Gin.
nss fir Rstt bar iiro. Rod ben milf
tdriihsn 2IttiOnsn Der 6rsmoen iUeroen
Die 9hineisn iBObl tsiue bsfsrs Nsinune
uon oieien betOmmeu.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

unIeren Splbaten bleibt
bic &antine erbalten, unb bas
iit elm iebr perniinftiser @nti9luB bes
gonsrehes setpeien. Die SppUnenten
baben natiirli6 5u ben Mdnnern iv I'm.
terrfden seb6rt, bic i,;emals Elm Sc. str
seidultert unb niemols einen SeloSug
mit9ema6t baben. @anS beionbers bat
uns Die Stelluns BON @r5bii6of Sres
lamb in bieier 5raee sefallen. Der
8ralat bat seSeist, baB er bas srDBere
uebel bem fleineren uorSiebt, benn baB
Die Slufbebuns Der &antinen ni9t aud
Die Slufbebuns bes 9urItes sspeien
mare, 1T flar fpie bas @inmaleins.
Wtit Der 9ummbeit mirb aber nod lanse
sefdmpft iperben miiiien.
(St. 1aul 8Its5ts.)
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

BON ben 8uren lit Be-
fannt, baB iie bic Maien ibrer eng.
lii9en @efaneenen immer raid mieber
entluiien, ba iie ibnen i'm @es unb on
ibren rai6en 8enesunsen binberlih
iinb. 9lrbers aber iit es nit ben ees
fansenen enslii9en . ffi5ieren. Die
fperben iorsium feitsebalten, unb Spar
Su einem beitimmten 3iued. 9e @et
bat iceben ben ensliiden Sberbefeblss
baber &it9ener benadri6tist, baB er
fiinftisbin fir jebes BON ben @nsldn=
bern nieoersebrannte 6armbaus einen
enslii6en Offi5ier bGnsen lniien
miro, unb 5ipar mill er nit ben b6hIten
Sffi5ieren ben Nnfans MAIDEN. 9ems
mad piro man iuUbl in nd6iter 3eit
nidt mebr 10 niel BON bem gtieoerbrens
men bon Surenfarmen uernebmen.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

9as 8plfspptum BEL Der
bten @ dbl iit nunmebr betannt
seiuorben, ba Der leste Staat, Minnes
ioia, ieinen 8eridt einseianbt bat. 9as
@eiammtuutum, oarunter 6211 Stim.
men, Die fir peri6iebene 8arteien abse.
eeben wuroen, mar 13,967, 1893. @on
tieien erbielt Mcainlep 7,217,677 unb
SrDn 6,357,853. @OUllep, 8rubibis
tiOniit. erbielt, ipueit beri6iet lit, 2O7,.
368; 8arter, Mioble:pf.tbes Iopu.
lift, 50,188; 9ebs, Sucialbempfrat,
94,552 uno @talOnep, SOSiuliitiide Gr.
beiterpartei, 33,450.
Mc&inlep's 8luralitdt ma1 s59, 1874
feline MajoritGt 46S,055.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

Sm 9tew gprfer BUhamte e
lit man in ben lebten Gueen aug benz
Staunen gor nibt beraussefonlmeu upu
ipesen bes rieiisen internatiUnaien 8oIts
pertebrs I'M Die @eibnadts5eit- Der
9ampier Y&aiier gSilbelm Der @rpBe"
brad)te ollein 100000 Sriefe nebit elmer
un9ebeuren Gadet=SOit. @s piirbe iebr
lebrrei6 iein, iuenn bic 8unoessaSOits
periualiuns einmal bas SerbdltniB bes
Holtpertebrs Sluiicben ben Ser. Staoten
uno ben europdii6en 2dnoern senau
barlesen iuullte. Die .Sutlh"- -Serd9s
ter iuIroen ibr blaues 8unoer erleben !!
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28
q 1tnof f6a1t.

@esen @nbe bes Sabrbuns
berts mirb Mauher propbetii9; 10
bari man es Der Trdiibentin Der Srauens
itimmredtslisa niht libel nebmen, iuenn
iie propbeSeibt, oaB i'm 20. Sabrbunoert
eine Sruu Die &rdfibentidnft erlausen
wirb. SOffentlt6 paliirt ous erit sesen
6 @ube Sss Sabrbunoeris unb mir t..
leben bas sroBe @reisniB nibt mebr!
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

Hay~ SeGe gusen iinb ein uniebtbu.
res 8siden oou Suseno; iie iino tleins
JsnIisr, aus benen Der 9iebessOtt feline
gisile nbihiebt ROdB MOuntOiu 9bee
erJeust belle glussn. 5raet @uren SpO'
tbetsr.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

~" Bit In unisr Benjenisen, bic
ben goloenen yiettnr eeleert uuo beren
Ssr5sr boiler 5rFuoe UNI ROuns iino?
@sHH Hidt, 10 ssbrnuds 8Odp @oun'
tain 1bss. 5rnst guren apOibelsr.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

Sn iuenisen
Gasen ipiro
a ii d b a 3
ideibenoe 10
Sobrbunoert
Der 0eroons
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

Nian muB beioe glu.
gen iblisBer, iid Die
Sbren peritOpfen
uno nuf ales triti6e
9enfeu ner,ichteu
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1900-12-28

Gos Gsitdii, bns lslbit uun Der no,
tiOnOlsn @nblbspssuns bisiss 9nbrss
wsnis bssinfIubt iuurbt, bn bic De.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28

Yesterday morning at about seven
clock several workmen found the
body of Andrew Balm in Baltimore &
Ohio boxcar at Bellaire. The car
had been closed almost entire
ly by him, and his death is sup
posed to have been caused by
suffocation. Sunday afternoon the
mayor saw Balm crossing the tracks
near the old warehouse. A few min
utes later when the mayor returned,
Balm ha~ disappeared. 1t was stated by
several that Balm was very drunk Sun
day, and it is supposed he climbed into
the car in this condition.
He was a well-built man of between
80 and 40, black hair, and about five
feet, six or seven inches. He came here
about two years ago from New Castle,
Pa, and was employed in the Bellaire
stove works. He was not married. At
the time of his death he was living in
the First ward
When he left his boarding house Sum-
day he left word for them not TO worry
if ne did not return that night. The re-
mains were taken to Brailleys under
taking establishment. on Belmont
street, and prepared for burial. Cor
oner A. C. Beetham notified his mother
and sister, who live on Green street,
Allegheny, by telegram as soon as the
body had been recovered. The coron-
er's verdict was death by alcoholism.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28

move 70 Washington. Pa. where they viii
make their future home.
Miss Angie Terrell will entertain par
ty Of her friends this week at her home at
Echo Point. The crowd will go out on a
hay wagon.
Samuel Taylor. Of Pittsburg was in the
city yesterday calling on friends SAM
uel Is stiH a strong Democrat and has
Bryan already elected.
The big minstrel show which will open
the Star Theatre next Saturday will be
one Of the best attractions ever In this
city and should be well patronized
Mrs. Mary Veal. who lives in the stand
ard addition had Mrs. RickeI aud Mrs.
'Elskey arrested yesterday afternoon on
charge of using profane and Indecent
language. Marshal Erwin made the ar
rests and hearing was given them last
evening before Mayor Goodhue.
Roy Thomas. while bathing out at Cole
rain. where he is spending his vacation.
chose an old oil tank for hts bath tub
and while walking around stepped On an
old tomato can. cutting several Of his
toes quite painfully. He IS not able 20
wear a shoe. but what he says about the
party who threw the can in the tank Is a
plenty.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
MARTINS FERRY.
Local News From the City of Mills
and Factories.

Local News From the City of Mills
and Factories.
]. E. Kirtz has returned from New York.
John Miskill and Toy Padden left yes
terday for Cleveland.
Thomas Lloyd. Of Broadway, left yester-
day for Chicago on business.
Joseph Jacobs left Sunday for New York
where he will buy his fall stock.
Mr. and Mrs Homer Reed left Sunday
for Detroit TO spend several days
The Fifth ward Republicans met last
evening to organize a J. J. Gill club.
Miss Edna Order, OF Toledo is the
charming guest Of Miss Flora Hipkins.
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Robbins have re-
turned from the meeting at Hollow Rock.
Lacy & Donovan will open up saloon
where Keller d McGrail have been keep
ing.
Mrs. Fred Jones has returned from a
pleasant visit with her friends at Column
bus.
Miss Martha Reynard has returned TO
Flushing after a pleasant visit with rel
stives here.
Scott Coss was fined by the mayor yes
terday. 50 and costs. Daniel Hayman was
given 81 and costs.
The congregation OF St. Mary's church
viii give picnic on the Island Fair
Grounds September I'D.
A T. Dinsmore and family will soon re-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
IN SOCIETY.

The Knights of Columbus in the
Ohio valley will hold a reunion at
Rock Springs Park, East Liverpool. on
Thursday, August 80. The local coun-
ell has secured a rate of $155 for lie
round trip on trains leaving here at
7:25 a. M and 100 p. M, returning
at 9:15. This affair is not only for the
Knights exclusively, but also for their
ladies and friends. A pleasant time
is anticipated.
Rev. Samuel Schwarm, pastor of the
First English Evangelical Lutheran
church. had two weddings last night
at his home on Thirteenth street Dam
iel Hardy and Anna Hale, both OF Nc
Keesport. Pa, and John A. Hughes and
Anna NJ Webb of Wheeling, were the
contracting parties in the ceremonies.
Cards are out announcing the mar
rage of Miss Hannah Wass, OF the
Sixth ward, and Mr. Charley Behrens,
a popular young farmer near Sherrard
on the evening of Wednesday, Septem-
Der 18th, at the home OF Mr.. George
Mediek. on South Eoff street. Elab-
crate preparations are being made for
the affair The couple have the best
wishes Of their many friends.
The Willing Workers of the Second
English Lutheran church will give a
lawn fete at Handlan's lawn Thursday
evening, September 9Th.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
other Notes of Interest.

There is some talk among the color
e. people of organizing a campaign
iclub
The State Hotel is being much i'm
proved by a coat of paint.
Two drunks were before the mayor
yesterday. Both paid out.
The second furnace at the Crystal
Glass Works resumed work yesterday.
Sunday evening occurred the death
of Mrs. Adam Long, a highly respected
German woman OF the Fourth ward.
The funeral will occur tomorrow from
the German church.
The ladies of the United Presbyter-
ian church will hold lawn fete Thurs
day evening.
Miss Mary Parks and the Misses
Clements have returned from Atlantic
City.
Miss Theresa Schmidt entertained a
number of her friends at the Exchange
hotel Saturday from to in honor or
her birthday.
DR.. s. A. tPeeper, government agent
in Montana, is here on furlough, g.
iting his mother-in-law, Mrs st. Clair.
George Macabe, who was arrested
Sunday afternoon for drunkenness,
was before the mayor yesterday. He
told the mayor that The didn't intend
ITO get drunk" The mayor had heard
this on several previous occasions
from him, and the dodge didn't work.
Walter Danrah, of st. Clairsville, was
i'm town yesterday on business.
Charles Forest is the guest of friends
and relatives in Detroit.
Newton LETTERS and William Carroll
have returned home from tour of
Europe. They spent some time in
Paris.
THE Belmont-M Monroe reunion will
be held to-day in a grove near Jerusa-
lem, Ohio.
In the case of the State vs. Emil
Schmidt, charged with selling liquor
to a minor, which was to have been
heard yesterday, in the absence OF wit
nesses, was postponed by Squire Nor
rell one week.
Miss Maud Turnbull, Of Chicago, en-
tertained her friends at Windsor Sun
day.
The members of the Sunday school
of the U. P. church will spend Friday
in Barnard's orchard, out Indian run.
A good time is anticipated.
The son of Thomas Conroy, of Rose
Hill, is still missing. About week
ago he drew his salary at Stewards
enamelling works and has not been
seen since.
The stork was very busy here Sun
day. He left a son at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Alfred Strickler, of Brook
Run, a son to Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Col
bert, of Rose Hill and a daughter to
Mr.. and Mrs, Harrison Porter, of the
EOnrth ward
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
blind Tom Number Two.

Last evening at the vayman NJ. E.
church Thomas Taylor or Blind Tom
the second. gave very entertaining con-
cert. There were about 200 present arzl all
enjoyed the evening. Taylor is 25 years
of age and has been blind all his life.
He was born in Atlanta. Georgia and was
raised there by a white woman who
taught him music by playing a piece and
he reproducing 1t. He has been touring
this country and Canada for about seven
years. The entertainment last evening
was varied by several selections by the
audience.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
Clerk RobertSon's Office.

In the County Clerks Office yester-
day the following items were recorded:
Gertrude Sauers qualified as execu-
trix of the will of Joseph Sauers, bond
$500
The certificate of Incorporation of
the inebriate Cure Company was filed.
Incorporators: Louis Salterbach, James
d. Shepherd, E. NJ. Pierce, Geo. A.
Wells and J. ~ Hendrix.
C. ALBERT Keim, trustee. transferred
to John Ross Pickens, part of lot at
Echo Point; consideration $3.50
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
Another Telegram.

The following telegram from the
Remington Typewriter Co.. Pittsburg,
was received by the Elliott School
yesterday morning:
w. B. Elliott, The Elliott School.
Wheeling: We are needing more bright
young men for positions. Can not you
send another man to-day? Have posi-
ton waDsing for him. Answer
5IHD T f CREAM
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
Notice.

In few days we will have full line
of the new soap records for talking
machines" These records are a great
improvement over the wax ones. being
louder and more distinct. They also
are much easier to make your own rec
ords on F. w. BANNER co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
WbeeIins R9ister
Run ON TROTSERS.

100 mill ends TrOuseriRxs, which we
viii make to order on short notice
at the low price of 81. 90 and $500.
Regular price SIS, SO. $40. See north
window.
c. HESS * SONS,
Fashionable Tai1Ors ana Furnishers,
1921 and 1923 Market street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28

A member of the faculty will be at
the Linsly Institute Building daily
from 1890 to 1870 a, M, where all
new students can be enrolled and
courses of study arranged.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
Notice.

In few days We will have a full line
machines" These records are a great
improvement over the wax ones, being
louder and more distinct. They also
are much easier to make your own rec
ords on. r w. BANNER co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
Excursion to Chicago Via II. & o..
Account National Encampment G.
A. II.

August 25th to2sth inclusive. the B.
g O. will sell excursion tickets from
Wheeling to Chicago and return al
rate of sS25, valid for return trip until
August 31st. By depositing ticket
with Joint Agent in Chicago and paw
ment of fee of fifty cents an extern
sion of limit may be obtained until
September Goth. The B. & o. is the
only line running through trains. two
each way daily between Wheeling and
Chicago. For full information apply
to T. G. Burke, Passenger and Ticket
Agent.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
Hay Eevcr.

We can cite you a number of cures
we have made in cases of Hay Fever,
but not one failure. Tri-State Osteo-
pathic Institute, Tenth and Main SITS.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28

The date for the Democratic Con-
Congregational Convention for the
First District is August 2Sth, and the
place is SistersvilEe.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28

Strike up the Band, here comes the
Sailor THE latest successful song. Get
ii at the T. W. Banner Co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28

.HARBURGER'S
Our fall and winter stock will eclipse anything we have
offered heretofore. We have selected the choicest
STOCK OF CLOTHING

For men, boys and children at prices that are natchless,
and the customer that purchases clothing for his family
from US this fall will reap the benefits of the greatest
bargains that can be obtained By buying early you
can save from Is to 40 per cent The time for school
IS at hand. We would advise mothers to come in and
inspect our stock of boys and chldrens clothing at
figures that talk for themselves
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
ANDREW Balm FOUND DEAD
YESTERDAY MORNING BY SOME
WORKMEN IN A b. & o. BOX
CAR At BELLAIRE.
TT rs THOUGHT HE SMOTHERED

To Death In the Garlic Was Seen
Sunday Afternoon Very Drunk.
Came From Allegheny to Bell
afre-0ther News Notes of Inter-
est From the belmont County
Town.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-08-28
GOING ARRoADf

eamship Tickets Cooks Tours.
j. G. TOMLINSON, Agent.
Penna. Station, Eleventh street.
Omaha daily bee., 1900-01-14

THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE Ne
BRASKA STATE LIBRARY ASSOCIA-
TON. l. WYER, LIBRARIAN OF THE
NEBRASKA STATE UNIVERSITY AT
LINCOLN.
we'll P. Flower was running for governor
on the democratic ticket. Mr.. Depew, in his
speech, made the point that Mr.. Flower was
always holding office, and Notwithstanding
the fact that he called himself a business
man had occupied some official position al
most continuously ever since he was old
enough to vote.
why" exclaimed Mr.. Depew, Everybody
knows that he came over with the pilgrims
in the Mayilower, and that before he landed
he sent ashore his application for appoints
ment as a policeman in the city of New
York, and announced himself a candidate for
alderman before he got his naturalization
papers"
That's a d lie!" cried a farmer-look,
ing man who arose in the center of the
audience. Il have known Roswell Flower
all my life, and | say he did no such thing. 4"
Mr.. Depew for once was nonplussed. He
was unable to judge in his own mind whether
the farmer was trying to horse" him or
whether he lacked the sense OF humor and
was in earnest. While the audience was en-
joying a laugh at the interruption he de-
cided to act upon the latter theory, and
when order was restored, remarked seri-
ously:
II am surprised at this interruption, and
Omaha daily bee., 1900-01-14

blance with the chief character in that ex-
cellent book. He is dead now, but was a
partner in a local bank.
I'm those days the local banks used to
keep large deposits in Chicago. The gentle
MAI whom ! have in mind went over to
Chicago. He was shown around by the pro-
prietor Of the Chicago bank where his funds
were deposited. The ChiCagoan called at
tention to his new bank, with it's onyx
counter, brass ratings, and other accessories.
Then he took him up to his residence, re-
Gently completed, and equipped with every
modern convenience. After that he con-
Quoted our Oskaloosa citizen to his new
stable, with it's hardwood floors and splendid
equipment for the care of horses and car
riages and pointed out the equine in gilt
that swung as a weather vane at the top of
the building.
THE Iowan returned to Oskaloosa in deep
thought. He Immediately consulted his
partner.
"'How much money have we in the
Chicago bank?' he asked.
"'About 1914, OOO.'
Draw out every cent Of it. Our banker
there's going to bust up. Why, he's got a
gold horse on top of his stable
"And sure enough in a few months he did
fail.
Now, II that wasn't David Harum sense
added Lacey, Il should like to know it,"
Omaha daily bee., 1900-01-14
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Chicago News: Some peoples eyes are a
pair of stares.
Many a tenderfoot has been Heeced in the
woolly west.
In a happy household there should be no
room for doubt.
The amateur poet is very apt to find the
market overstocked.
The automobile driver should be a per-
son of horseless sense.
Some dogs are SO worthless that it is i'm
possible to give them away
1t takes an authority on ways and miens
to compile a book of etiquette.
Every dog has his day, but a man who
fights a duel has only a second.
Some men use a lot of warm words in
tbawing out a frozen hydrant.
A few Of mans troubles are due to love
and the rest are due to friendship.
Jersey lightning is about the only kind
that ever strikes in the same place.
1t looks like a waste of money to buy wood
carpet when one can have the bare floor for
nothing.
When his wife asks him for money the
average man doles it out to her as if he were
paying his taxes.
Anyone can be a weather prophet, All he
has to do is predict a certain kind of weather
and stick to it.