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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

Hi, there! exclaimed Johnn,'s father,
who was grinding the ak. What are
you trying to do?
I'm trying to turn the grindstone
in ragtime, painted Johnny. - Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
A Doubtful Future.

"Your son has a remarkable q for
music" said the professor.
"Ah!" said the delighted mother.
"Yes. But I can't tell whether he
will play the piano and be a great
genius or simply learn to whistle and
be a great Observation-Disclosures
Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

Call at Ireland's drug store anr get
a free sample of Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are IN ell
egant physic. They also improve. the
appetite. strengthen the digestion and
regulate the liver and bowels. They are
easy to take and pleasant in effect.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
No Travel And Overwork

How did that young IN mission
airy explain her objections to going to
Kentucky?
She said the field of labor wasn't far
away, and that the heather were entire
ly too wild.-Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
He Would Have Toucestsr.

A certain young lady of Gloucester
Met a bull whose belligerency foucester
To climb up a tree.
You a readily see
What a shock to her feelings it concester.
PHILADELPHIA Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
HE FOOLED THE SURGEONS

HE FOOLED THE SURGEONS.
All doctors told Renick Hamilton, of
West Jefferson, O., after suffering Is
months from Rectal Fistula, he would
die unless a costly operation was per-
formed; but he cured himself with five
boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, the
surest Pile cure on Earth, and the best
Salve in the World. rs cents a box. Sold
by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
And tho Simple Public Accepts.

l saw Ma'm'selle at the Follies last
nighS, when Ma'm'selle performed the
high kick, and l admired Ma'm'selle
beautiful abs.
M'sieur has no right to remember
them now. On the stage I am some one
else.-Pick-Me-Up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
A BrmkfaSt Joke,

First Boarder-I see they have just
burned q spiritualistic medium at the
stake down In Georgia
Second Boarder-Yes; that Is what
YOU might call q stake-done medium
Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

The Chinese ask How is your liver?'
instead of How do you do?" for when
the liver is active the health is good.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are IA
nous little pills for the liver and bow
els. Ireland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Not Particular.

Brown hear Jones is looking
around for new quarters.
Smith-Oh, l guess he isn't particu-
lar about their newness. He borrowed
an old one from me this morning.-N.
Y. World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
SPRAINED ANKLE QUICKLY
CTYD Cn

cat one time I suffered from a severe
sprain of the ankle" says George z.
Cary, editor of the Guide, Washington,
Va. after using several we'll recon-
mended medicines without success I
tried Chamberlain's Pain Balm, and am
as I began it's use and a complete cure
speedily followed" Sold by A. G. Ire
land.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Hedging.

The Caller-See your canary's name Is
Joe, is it? Does that stand for Joseph
or Josephine?
Small Girl-We, VIZ don't know. That's
why We call it Joe.-Indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

Starvation never yet cured dyspepsia.
Persons with indigestion are already
half starved. They need plenty of
wholesome food. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
digests what you eat so the body can
be nourIshed while the worn-out organs
are being reconstructed. It is the only
preparation known that will instantly
relieve and completely cur all stomach
troubles. Try it if you are suffering
from indigestion. 1t will certainly do
you good. Ireland'e pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Weather

"Rain. rain. go away.
Come again another day."
Let me know what day you'll come.
And I'll be sure to be at home.
ALLY Sloper.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Strange Hare.

l was wondering, Percy, unused the
Fan cared Idiot, after listening to a
learned discussion on does and bucks,
whether your wife gets jealous when she
finds a strange Belgian hare on your
coat ye.-Kansas City Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Crossroads

We had a dreadful time over the $95
| we made at our bazaar.
How so?
Half the women wanted to pay it on
our church debt, and the other half
wanted to buy our clergyman a Wheel
Indianapolis journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Neglect is the short step so many tax

Neglect is the short step so many take
from a cough or cold to consumption.
The early use of One Minute Cough
Cure prevents consumption. 1t IL the
only harmless remedy that gives imme-
date results. 1t cures all throat and
lung troubles. Children all like it, and
mothers indorse it. Ireland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Reflections of a Bachelor

Some women couldn't catch a man
with a amera.
The trouble with most men Is that
their wives don't cost them enough.
No woman's mind was ever changed
by an argument unless she wanted 1T to
be.
A married man has got a few more
exemptions from creditors than an old
bachelor, but he has a lot more creditors.
New York Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Two Klnds,

"What 10 q bookworm, Uncle Jack?"
1T il q person who would rather
read than eat; or 1t Is q worn that
would rather eat than read."-Indian-
apQlia journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

Naude-Did you give Tom permission
to kiss you?
Clara-Of course not. He didn't ask
TN. Y. World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
hi Same Old way.

Curious Old Lady-How did you come
to this, poor man2
Convict wasndrove to 1t, lady.
Curious Old Lady-Were you, reallyP
Convict-Yes, they brung me In the
Black Maria, Is usual.-Collier's Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
4 Conscientious Spouse.

Mr.. Smith, said a lady at the fair
won't YOU please buy a bouquet to pre-
sent to the lady you love?
1t wouldn't be right, said Mr.. Smith
I'm a married man.-Tfd-B Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Two View-poiuts.

Wilie-Ma, what is an affair?
lMa-That depends, Willie. Tome an
affair means q social function; to your
father it means a Irritation. -Philadel.
phia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Like 0rowu.Ups.

Oh, Gertrude! So naughty! And yet
you prayed this morning to be made .
good girl. ...
But, mamma, l didn't mean right
away!-Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Triumph Of surrery,

"And what do you regard as the
greatest triumph Of modern SURGERY"
collecting the bills" promptly re-
sponded the great practitioner.-Tft-
Bits. II
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

Small in size and great in results are
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the ia
nous little pills that cleanse the liver
and bowels. They do not grippe. Ire
lands pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

All who suffer from piles will be glad
to learn that DeWitt's Witch Haze
salve will give them instant and per
manent relief. 1t will cure eczema ant
all skin diseases. Beware of counter.
feit's. Ireland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

the man who is kept too busy to be
popular.-Atchison Globe.
Mr.. w. s. Whedon, Cashier of the
First National Bank of Winterset, Ia,
in a recent letter gives some experience
with a carpenter in his employ that will
be Of value to other mechanics. He
says: II had a carpenter working for
me who vas obliged to stop work for
several days on account of being trou-
bled with diarrhoea. I mentioned to him
that I had been similarly troubled, and
that Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy had cured MI. He
bought a bottle of 1t from the druggist
here and informed me that one dose
cured him. and he is again at his work.
or sale by A. G, Ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Rhyme an Reason.

An Oklahoma editor, who is something
OF an Alfred Austin, sums up the agri-
cultural and political conditions In the
territory in this condensed way:
Good rains;
Big crops;
Free homes;
No Pops.
Hartford Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
h Scared Them.

St. Louis citizens who ran away from
service on Sheriff P%ohlman's posse conf
tatus possibly were frightened at the
last word in the phrase .-Chicago Rec
nrd
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
No Money In II.

We have observed that walking ency-
clopedias and walking dictionaries are
often too poor to ride.-Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
LEGAL


MINING BLANKS. IN CONFORMITY
TO THE UNITED STATES AND
TERRITORIAL Avs.
Amended location notice.
Agreement of publisher.
Proof of labor.
Lode mining location.
Placer mining location.
Title bond to mining property.
erty.
Mining deed.
Mining lease.
Coal declaratory statement.
Notice of right to water.
Forfeiture notices or publishing out
notice.
STOCK BLANKS. CONFORM TO THE
REGULATION ESTABLISHED
BY CATTLE SANITARY
Bill of sale, animals not bearing vend-
or's recorded brand.
Dill VI odlCb oAA1IAAaAS OCAAAA6 fCAAuoA q
recorded brand.
Certificate of brand.
Bill Of sale. range delivery.
Authority to gather. drive and handle
animals bearing owners recorded
brand.
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE BLANKS
Auto de arresto,
Auto de prison.
Appeal bond.
Appeal bond, criminal.
Appearance bond.
Bond to keep the peace.
Declaration jurada.
Fianza para guardian la paz.
Forcible entry and detainer, summons
Bond replevin.
Replevin writ.
| Replevin AFFIDAVIT.
| Peace proceedings. complaint.
Warrant.
Commitment, j.. P.
Attachment affidavit.
Attachment bond.
Attachment writ.
Attachment, m as garntshce.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND peamA.

81Ck HENUNCHe NNU PenMN.
nently cured by using Moh Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion. makes you eat. sleep.
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and 20 cts.
For sale at Flacher's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Kindly Consideration.

Mrs. High-Our new rector is such a
heavenly man. Don't you think So?
Mrs. Low-Heavenly! Why, l saw
him dancing the other night at the
Trillions.
Mrs. High-Oh, he likes to set an ex-
ample of Christian cheerfnlness, you
know.
Mrs. Low-But he danced only with
the best set there.
Mrs. High-That was because they
have only this world to enjoy themselves
in, you see.-Brooklyn Life.
THE APPETITE OF A GOAT
Is envied by all poor d%yspeptics whose
Stomach and Liver are out of order. All
such should know that DIR. Kings New
Life Pills, the wonderful Stomach and
Liver Remedy, gives a splendid appe-
tite, sound digestion and a regular bod
lily habit that insures perfect health and
great energy. Only Csc at Fischer &
Co.'S drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

Our blanks Can also be bought of S. E. Newcomer,
Albuquerque; J. Ross %Forsythe, Cerrillos; Aragon
Bros, Alamogordo.
PRICES MADE KNOWN ON APPLICATION.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Original with Her.

She's such a gossip.
Hears everything, does she?
Oh, no; just the inventive kind, you
know.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Plausible Explanakion.

George wonder why Ethel calls me
her chrysanthemum?
Btnks-She may have discovered the
fact that you haven't . cent.-Harlem
Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
4 Manifest ImpossibiNty.

Warwick-Why is 1t that there are nc
real skyscrapers In London?
Wickwire. There is no sky.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
An Infinite Variety.

Snobson Ito inhabitant of out of the
way seaside resort)-What sort of peo-
pie do you get down here in the summer:
Inhabitant-Oh, all sorts, sur. There
be fine people an common people, an
some lust half.-New York Telegraph.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
AooOunted For.

"Are you boarding or do you keep
house7"
Both"
"BOthe"
Eyes. I'm q carpenter" - Harlem
Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
The amateur detective is as humorous

q Character dS any oI
S h a k e. S
clowns, or even old
D~ogberry
himself. He NN
find the q
most aston IN
ishing clues,
and generally follows
them until he brings
up about as far away
from the solution of
the mystery as mortal
we'll ma be. But
the specialist in the
detecfion of crime
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
DYSPEPSIA CAN Be CURED BY USING
ACKER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
rs cts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

The New Mexican Printing
Company carries a COM
plete stock of blank legal
forms in conformity with
the laws of New Mexico,
and the following is a par
tial list of those in general
use:
Execution, forcible entry and detainer.
Subpoena.
Capias complaint.
Search warrant.
Execution.
Justices summons.
MISCELLANEOUS.
Bond for deed.
Bond, general form.
Bond of indemnity.
Notary's record.
Promissory notes.
Certificate of marriage.
Official bond.
Letters Of guardianship.
Administrators bond and oath.
Declaration in assumpsit.
Declaration in assumpsit on note.
Sheriff's sale.
Satisfaction Of mortgage.
Assignment Of mortgage.
Application for license.
Lease.
Bargain and Sale Deed.
Lease on personal property.
Application for license, game and
gaming table.
Chattel mortgage.
Power of attorney.
Acknowledgment.
Mortgage deeds.
Option.
Notice c. protest.
Notaries' notice of publication.
Guardians bond and oath.
Warranty deeds.
Quit claim deeds.
Sheriff's flexible cover pocket docket.
Receipt books.
Laws Of N. M.-English and Spanish.
N. M. Supreme Court Reports.
P%attison's Forms of Pleadings and
Practice.
SPANISH BLANKS.
Contrato de partidO.
Notas-obligaciones.
Escritura de REMINGTON.
Documento Garantizado.
Hipoteca de bienes muebles.
Documento garantizado extenza forma.
Documento de hipoteca.
|Ouuht of S. e. Newcomer,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

Ivy poisoning, poison wounds and all
other accidental injuries may be quick
ly cured by using DeWitt's Witch Haz-
ell Salve. 1t is also a certain cure for
piles and skin diseases. Take no other.
Ireland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
No Time for Tattery.

There is considerable credit coming to
the man who is kept too busy to be
pOpular.-Atchis0n Globe.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
NOr rRrGHTENrD a nxT.

"Look, pap, yo' coats on fiah."
"Dats all right. honey, dis 10 NAH
smokin' jacket Cincinnati Com
mercial Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18

In tracts 30 acres and upward, with perpetual water rights-cheaT
terms of 30 annual payments with 7 per cent interest. Alfalfa, Grain a
kinds grow to perfection.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-18
Choice PRAIRIE OR MOUNTAIN GRAZING LANDS.

We'll watered and with good shelter, interspersed with
raising grain and fruits. In size oftracts to suit purchaser.
LARGE PASTURES FOR LEASE, for long term OF }
shipping facilities over two railroads.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-10-29
Great shoe Sale.

L. B. Kerr g. Co, Ltd, having
bought the stocks OF the Fairchild
Shoe House and A. Il, Murphy a
Co. at prices that enable them To
sell at one half the original coat
pricee, the public will he offered
bargains, call early and secure frst
choice.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-10-29
NORRIS K KEOAOKALOLE,

OFFICER, NO. IL KAAHUMANr
Street, Honolulu, formerly A. Rosais
Office United States Custom Houle
BROKERS'. Accountants, 6earohera al
"'t"' an" os~"--' "--'usss A. snta.
158t-tf
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-02-09
THIEVES ENTER A CELLAR
And carry off the goods things to eat
They Found There.

Thieves entered the lumber house
and cellar at Mrs. Silas Hofr's home
on Water street Tuesday night and
carried off IA lot of fruit in jars, apple
butter and carpenters tools. They
entered the building by means skeleton
keys, as the doors were securely locked
the evening before and found unlock
ed the next morning. On the inside
of the cellar was found a wheel spoke
evidently carried in by the robbers to
use as a defensive weapon upon dis
covery. There were two thieves, one
wore No. I shoe and the other No.
8. The foot prints were Identical to
those found around Geo. Albright's
store the night of the attempted rob
berry there and ii is believed they were
the same parties.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-02-09
Faust AGAIN.

No play ever In our city has met.
with such universal approval as this
grand master piece Of Goethe, the
German Shakespeare; no better porN
trayal of that weird Satanic Mephist6
with the grandest electrical and me-
chanlcal effects ever shown with a.
"Faust'' production in this city. This
the local management personally
guarantees. This is the only Faust
company that absolutely carries a full
choir for the cathedral scene, the same
being specially engaged by Mr.. White
from the Church of the Transhgura-
ton, St. Louis, Mo. The Detroit
Free Press of recent date says that the.
beautiful rendition of the Drinking
Chorus in the grand opera, Faust, by
Mr.. Whites magnificent quartette,
was the most impressive Of anything
ever heard of that nature in Detroit,
and was well worth the price OF adj
mirslOn. Mr.. White is the only one
playing this play under his own name>
Grand Opera House Tuesday nights
February ID,
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-02-09
CHEAPER GAS RATES
Will bring this glass factory and many
Other establishments.

The Fayette Glass company, Of
Brownsville, Pa, proposes to locate
here, If suitable arrangements can be
made in the way of site, reduced
natural gas rates and freight rates.
This company manufactures bottles
and intends to build alarge brick and
iron building, for the manufacture of
glass bottles. Employment will be
given to 125 skilled laborers, besides a
number of men, women and boys,
with monthly payroll Of $1,000. The
intention is to begin the construction
of the factory by March lst next.
With the advent of cheaper gas, as
sured by the introduction of the pro-
posed rival system by the West Fork
OH and Natural Gas company, our
ample railroad facilities and other
superior advantages, the Fayette
Glass company should have no hesi-
fancy in locating here and a careful
inspection of the advantages Clarks-
burg offers will certainly result in the
establishment of not only this factory
but many others withinayear
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-02-09
Ell I'D BRUTE.

Mr.. Sewell who was the candidate Tor vice.
President on the Bryan ticket in 1925 and who
thereforeIpresumed TO stand in the same relation
to him that Brutus did to Caesar, the King,
has just returned from the far east, spenolpg
some time in the Philippines In an interview a.
San Francisco on his return he expresses himself
as follows:
II have always favored the acquisition OF the
Philippines, after the Paris treaty The United
States should stand by the administration IN all
that's being done to hold the Philippines; they
are worth retaining. MIR. Mckinley will De re-
nominated and reelected. Mr.. Bryan, too, Will be
renominated, but / fear that he cannot win the
goal The fact is that the country has been too
prosperous to warrant any hope of change in the
national administration and people are slow to
take up reform measures when times are as good
as they are at present. am not candidate for
the Vice. Presidency again. believe it is poor
policy on the part OF the Democracy TO select any
candidate from the east where no electoral votes
NAV be expected, and am not ambitious to make
the race again..
Thus it will be seen that the views OF another
democrat of prominence do accord with those OFT
repeated and probably proclaimed by the measlee
politician of the new school, With the former all
the rank rant about Imperialism does not obtain.
But to fill Bryan's cup of bitterness to the
overflow Joseph Slbley. Of Pennsylvania, who four
years ago, was prominently mentioned for second
place on the Bryan ticket, has also repudiated
some of the pet theories proclaimed as the true
democratic principles of modern times. In Con-
gress and out of it he has declared himself opposed
to the idea of abandoning any Of our newest ter
rtorial acquisitions, especially the Philippines. In
fact MS is apparent from his avowed conVlctons,
he has practically proclaimed himself in accord
with republican policies; and moreover has con-
cludel to accept the republican nomination for
Congress in the district now represented by him
and by which he was elected as democrat Thus
one by one in rapid succession Bryan's former
achievements are falling in the hands of the
enemy, and giving occasion on his part for the
historical exclamation of Caesar to his former
faithful friend Brutus.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-02-09
Mid Winter Excursions 10 Washington
Very low Rates Baltimore & Ohio
Railroad.

The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
has made arrangements for Il series of
popular Mid-Wintcr Excursions to
Washington. at one fare for the
round trip, allowing ten days limit on
tickets, including date Of sale. The
excursions will be run on February
18th and April 18th, 1900. Tickets
will be good going on regular trains of
the above dates and good to return on
regular trains within ten days, in
Guiding date Of sale.
Do not miss these splendid oppor
tunlties to visit the National Capital
during the session of Congress. Call
on o. A. AMMAN, Agent b. & o. II. r.
for full information.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-02-09
OAsro1IA.
Bear, tina Ihs Kind You Has Always Bought
' So: e ''' &m4zzzSz(
On the Lean Pork.

"a Night in Chinatown" was strict
ly ON the lean pork with the exception
of a first class specially or two. 1t
might meet the approvalofsome back
woods hamlet, but it certainly takes
nerve for such a weakling to show be-
fore a Clarksburg audience. Several
ladies' with their escorts left in the
middle of the performance in disgust.
1t was rather bad taste to have u lady
there anyway, although there was
nothing, technically speaking, very
harmful.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-02-09
ME-. Church, south's, Revival.

The NJ. E. church, South, is ex-
periencing a wonderful revival.
Special meetings Of unusual interest
and largely"attended have been in
progress for six weeks and are likely
to continue several daysyet. Seventy
odd professions. have been made and
there are a number of inquirers
Rev. Mr.. Tyree, the pastor, has done
yeryi efrective:preachings and proven
himself a wideawake reylvalist.