The sun., 1900-11-18
THE EUNLUCKYPANHANDLER
~ INGEtFOiS RgPEHfOIRE GIIEN
FO IB.HrtRTFD warm.
~ iprns \ 2, otbsli P'c'cr. N'hin!r' Re-
Joiccr. n ir,an N"urnsr. a snort and .
rlaiu rhirNy Man--iiis Oni, Cnance of
Luck spotted by Too Much IIa,tery.

assortment W touches worked OF what was
rro' ably M, cftirc repertoire near tho corner
of !iUltcenih street and sixth avenue the other
evening about dusk
'iIuoruu !'r fcctbalI' hc remarked hu,kilv.
walking ALONGSIDE m athlctc-louknC. wCll-
apparcl,~d Young fellow who had the indei'n-
able air of the college man. Dis ain't no
rourh-houNc tackle. zap. but dc biz from
Montana i due 'c"rdu' Z dc paues. an aint
had square dos f'r u w"ck. can youSe -ae
dc dime. cap, fr hard-luck ga1oob wot used
I, play Pull back hi-self?"
The ath!ciic-looklng young fellow couldn't
sec the cir". On tho contrary. he bestowed
20 meaning n look upon The eN-full back that
he panhandle broke step and fell back. lIs
retired 20 ihc shelter of doorway and waited
for the neSl Tho neN was n middlc-aged,
comfortably arravcd man who had obviously
hc"n celebrating Tuesdays returns and raii-
wing the snlne In his own person The pan
handler stenpod out from the doorway. glanced
iuriiyoly M and down the street for blue uni
forms. and then pulled aong-ije the somewhat
unsteady niddle-,ged man
"\ee-"w fr Mack ho honrsely whist
IN the wdbbly pedestrians car "Nntd ]
toll youse? No,hin To IT,"
The middl--aCed man came 70 n swnyinS
hat, and eyed tho panh1ndler anmbly
"Je> romp all DO way fr Mack" went IN
the panhandlcr Mack on do ht from de
drop o de bunnn'' IIcv. { lionel don'i blame
yoGsc IeopIe wuts got de price f'r pittin' sudsrd
"vcr de rctoins. homes don't he couutrv's
safe acin. da's wor II is On'y wisht had
par q yorse's souse mcsrlr Could han1
a couple o scuttlns O suds risht now = lie
queen, taste Inythin' dom, kernal''
The sWavnc pedestrian. continuing to beam
upon the pauhandler. drove hi. fingers inro
the change pOCket Of hi OVerCOai
~ had ono a dom uss like youee il got.
t'onoh pu' in III" Innhandi"r. thinking 10
clinch his win hy hatterv I'd water d" stock an
OrCnri2e trust
handler, The middle. a.'d nan tn" .i,w
cold AID he lerkcd his rters ort &C III" - arl.
"pyol r"an t. sqy I'm 2hrri. .ir la
thuhtcr.o a. suddouiy that the Iaulandler
E2Erd EaEd aM T"'F T9 "E "' II. Nh mam %n &
sir n"ut YOU dare insult ne. Nou. YOU
yGan ppG,{E"l'E, p,{E G,'Tav from me- yon Cum
shoulders. 'h5ew hi. ,fcad Gact viii great div.
vnlfins. Virginia fences.
pa ,ano! crooks wo' done ne up,' nut
h1nSh,I 'orvard f' and hands "I "n deer g lIgnr.d
~ trousers r'cEo,s. he rrgain"d thc shelter
Shsr T Ga dcy ri % @n .rS %H ' 1 man Gee S
A.s il a sou.e was apyt'n' FIR guy t be 'shom"d
tie, caught sigh, cf another ral!ally ole
,r va,cI lmdIyid9al i,k,g his way "n,,vlat
III" The o oiisn'. ,hc ,anhahdjcr ,aIfm i,.H,T
ligh, r'pc'at lhc lslhandiu, hGd rait,d
himself al ne ;lds tho man with ,hc Bryan but
Never mil 1hout d, n, retcins. boss" he ,a,d
IN t'h's 81 husky oui'r. IN ~" ear 81 -
ma, mnn Win =" Bryfn hGmGn 'si'l doc ls
Tie give ON n run iT dc CON, al dat DIDN'T
he. hey hos. how 'h"u, de, Irlc". g cs 70
i"ar %an years heHGe M" rln an n" ID de- hsHs .s
o dem tinc,' How bout
ne 1GGGd Eac ana ma" Sh dhf beyan %
Say. what pew d',e, ,4ipk you're in, any-
mislaid YOUR councns' jjst .,onl take % an-
other pire at thi- button. VIII on. Wear. ?"
The Innhandlcr. thus nditred, iiNcd hiS "NCa
uron the Brvan button in tho lapel of tho Jagged
mans TOY cont Beneath the lor'r2it Of the
Nclraska candidate was printed IN ink. in small
canltnl.: III. one word
's.eit? INQUIRED III. vearer Of the tuition.
"Btlitpd into the wrong basement didn't ouf
The nan YIN The neso,iycd Bran button
SysT Ss .s.n and aFGI "dtEd c nEa e @
handler gloomlv retreated 20 hi, docrwa,.
. % oi F,. he msa nSy"s viii s s2S acTn snb sc ds
IT. bout MT met, ri! m" lqtN rolishcd,-
he srnTlsd 'nc fois' ting IL 9ncwf ~ I'll 10
.lonched out Of The. doorVa1 aud ,corpred
as ossihle He," i'd NJ, in iron, II n s'rc door
which he knew led 10 an upsair- roo-room
iu,l as ,hlIp-teo,urst chan wearing Raglan
Yellow in tho light emerged from tho door.
Tho narhan6ler was keeIirG step with this
"Hey, churn. how're dev runrin''" hr inquired
], the ton. ~ GI93mredc, .D,yc nick anr ..
on dc .riic, or else r6rlant he DOR dc strong
arm. an dat's no tHrkod-'', -tr"t ch Haven't
.cc1 'o ,,n1 on1 on 4" rrh h-, on" dis
me say d''orsc SOC do rriOG, of DO rin', lie
d" srort ycus" is' iouse looks like youse has
,.Hho. mo-" EIowlcd The sharr-fnced chan
hcr' r ruc IarT awag- If % 'ou dcn'i want t 10
got hoodooed Your" liahlc "a hroak leg or
h,rr onr house hnrn t%v'n Il og even lot your
bis stretch o ravencrts gi,tin' q ho
ccr tor; m ',"red N" ra"hnndlcr ns hs
o. pIn't io-tlot ,gin live ono .irc"
,stort. vol rroomcd m7n With hcrcvolc1'.
range o' ,isiCr inst lten and me
ranh7ndlcr was soon tcer lrg racc with him.
9nd" n r Sr acr ,,d h b 'n'r1 hin Sp IN tim
nurse on dc dir Ler goods IT, a cellar Cr Tree
d. an, ~ d. l"yol: i. ? cnse VII me Q De
VII hair an fe'tt"rs on cm il ! DOM land de
, iec~ o chang" ~ anrddor one Iur'y soon.
]
dish No OF Dc rr o. n short nh. tui nd
tc raj charity & help sufierin' fslcr
h"in' from roiI' up aSn n bunch o beetles
wO' '"
PRAY: don't mention it, nav rrord--dcnt
81 al; - it, iu'err1' 'ed tie man with tNe be-
ncvolent oountenauoe "Tl,'G surc'~ mine, |
assure you. Often been rc'iy badly screwed
M scl0 Glad 10 hiNo tle - anCa ro rive a SUI
rcrr- fellow hcI'g ,itil" lit," 9rd he nan
with ~" tcnevnl"ii iaoe Sii'rI ed lis fingers into
ile change 'NC. ct ~ lis 'olV' tN'Crh over
cost ard RULED rIH coin 'l'f luDi'sd like
hIiQ' {, rev h-i' j,l-r and Stirred II into the
paul1Idiar'~ extended INV.
Bun cvny u'r ard got Yourself IN nut"-
rr"njlo, "ou ponr s'lNefiuG follow creature"
said thc lindl -'nccd "d"s'ran. starring to re-
sur'c lis wnlF.
"T'arES, edge. tcolinrlv rcinarked tho ram
ha -dcr. breaking srcr, and Ealing back -
stll had tie ! il - back ohccsh cll.tctcd firII'
In lis ain porNai II was tie Ie,iliar lg T.
ncsS ~ no -, in thHt caused tho oyrres-i, u ~
alarm 80 Cri - las 'ea'urcs Itc swiril, SnHn-
bed tn the light - . shOp window and cNr mn cd
hc Tic ~ metal thai hi- h.rey0lcn'- -,a,.d
,l,roner had t.rG"d lm. II wps % irls'
'mVimiu', "Natiit the size oi u lnlf a, l..r.
IIi'ied o. h"th sides % IT were these word IN
--i-od letter.
II r" under Wien tho c9r'r c,ts too ~ ~,
OF" ~" =" the N0ld. r;-tetoria Md Hirit