The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-06-21
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isiiy e'a.efiss.
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SD spsss 10 Iahbs,i Hss usssiss 90
ell tie sufns 10 The ssites. Hos 90
lisdi fs. ssd be .eat LEI ne tread 90
str.
The psssimut So That ~siisr 10 ssisliy
slev vita ttoFs cheese sandwiches TIE
0punisl GA. rsvsr mist The logger
vsvsi, the better sfoss tss eAesss
-Asa sAat doa The s,ofy Of ih. PROD
al son isseh nsf asked The teacher lei
teaches % Doe 10 get the isll.i cali. ~.
the prompt reply Of the bad boy 81 its
feet Of The slsss
-Aslbcf Ire gait vriIisa thirs'.
Editor - Waste tbs, iori Author = We'll,
1 wrote = check the other d.y sna the
bank ui,olsd II, 90 lhisk l have fs.eb
Cd tie linit
-6ssa Whsii Five dollars . day
You esIy charged me three when vss
here tvo months ago. Hotel Clsrk Il
krev, bat the days srs longer nov,
--h.dss Bat don't yoa really believe
That Ida 10 sussssdi My No; I'm SURE
surs shs isn't | aksd her IL there vss
any uaih IL The report, aud shs rsfassd
10 say . sofd.
As recall things, you once bad . 10
tnrs ssicrs you, said The old frissd. Y.,
replied tbs late tosssd nan. but, you see,
i lived 10 fast thst | got skssd Of IT..
--An.Hir I'll don't believe 10 these
faith curss brought shout by the lsyiss
on Of hssda Mrs. DiI Well. do. ]
sursd ny little boy Of the cigarette habit
10 that way.
--Ss long ~ mother 10 wiling that !
shopld marry you, ssid the sweet thiar,
psps ssn be sssily wsn over, Er-ah do
the womss folks always rule Ia yoar isni
yfnksd The yong man.
-Riisn-im doing . great story. old
man. scene laid ia Kentucky. Been
down there for a month TO get plenty OF
local eolsr. Kitten - You seem to have
bfessht nosi Of !, home 90 your nose.
The trouble with this tooth. ssid the
dsstist, probing 1t With a iosg, slsrdsr
instrument, 10 that the nerve IL dyine, 1t
sssas 10 me, doctor. sroansd the victim.
you ought to irss, the dying With little
more respect.
Jones. vhsrs ere yon going 10 sssspe
the SIMMER hsst' Escape the summer
HEATH Why, I'm bssy lust nov sssspipa
the collector for the man who furaishss
ny wistsr heat
-Prubyterisn Nov tbs time limit 10
abolished, how will you Methodists &c,
rid Of . clergyman whea you don't like il
hirf hlihosiss-0h. l don't supposs
We shall have to 90, of kis pay and s,srvs
hin osi. - you other sscts do. A
An Irish orator vshsmentIy expressed
his opision Of certain Get OF political
sfiiss seekers, sxolsinies: II they were r
landed on an nninhsbi,sd islssd. they
uoulda'i b. there . day before they
would have their hands In the pockets Of 2
The naked ssvssss.
What do you think OF . man Who "
vosld cell bic vote for two dollsrsi said
The indignant oi,izsn. l. d, psnds 90
whore be lives, said the cold blooded poll
lieIan. 10 sons parts Of the country tpo
dollars vote ID downright cheap.
You cent &c, something for nothing
10 this Lille, said The philosophis nsn. o.
don't kss~, answered the prsstic.I poll
Iieisn. IL vas only tbs Other day ms
Told me be us going to help sltci me be
ssnse be believed | Vas on the tight eide
HE vote isn't going to cost ne cent.
Pc. sala little Harry. after ~ bit her
lhnmb With the hammer today she ssys
The suffered untold sgony Tor ten misntss.
My. my. ny EXCLAIMED the boys father.
VI ondsn'll asvsr Geese. That's the 6ist
iue che ever lot anything 20 nntold that
osg.
Year gstsm 10 generally ran do~n,
aid DR.. Ksusrd, the eminent spssisiist. q
,nl thiak ] Gao promise . care 10 short "
ius II yoa iolis. dirseIiops. Would yoB
,rsfsr hons irestnsnti l think nsi. re 81
ponded Mr.. hsshsr, iuvolustsuly lover D,
rg bic voice. It's-its my home treat
assi. | - sirsid. thai really sils me. So
-old Crus,y . You ssk for ny dsu,h
srs Why, youus man. Of year present
alsry you could not even drsss her. 10
uisor oh. yss. sir. could keep her In n.
iovssl Ola Ctnsiy Glo,ssi Do yts
issa TO iosirusts tibet ny asnshter vsald &c
oily wear slsvaf suiiof = Pndoa me,
IL; ! 1hsd oniy for her hard. "
-Dsnt yea knos Jon are q very pre-
AIMING yonns feilosf inquired the stern n
sy.st nj IN. r.hliny .rrtlo.., a.. -. IN