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Decorah-posten., 1900-11-30
Set 8aao at baamotere.


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M unpcr 8psnlns. Da ben sr blerst
foranpret Sang paa Sang eIter 5Or=
flag ira Sladpsoepartemtaiet. Set
aniees for tpiliumt. ON plunssr nos
seniinos Otl blipe lat / rtyelmesiig
aommlsfipn, iom SoaanS sr bleuet.
Den er flooist at baanD.ers ielp un>
Der gunIfise Jorboloe, og Den bar paz
ret iaa neotpnset mobiles at WiaIti=
ner os Snoretninger, at bet er n9ften
umulist at fpmme frem nernebe. llags
tet Np. Z er ca. iDpe Sob t%ortere, bar
ben bog tire Gange laa meset aum.
ct nDt ARRANGEMENT er iEofert / 20.
z for 9aanotertng al 8anobanuitcn,
ct meget pigttst Clement / unberirife
8aaoe. Teiien ct Son Sanb fan faz
ties up fra Sulaiibe6olberne / ire Se=
lumber, mebens 8aaben tiger %,
bporpep Saarnet fan Ifitie ppoper
@anbet | ben 9eniist at ldgttdse 5is
enben. Teften I famine Siemeb sr 9ts
bolberen after fblst uoenfra, iaaai
SaaOen hopper pp pg neo meb tor
9urtiepeo og slper &apteintn | Saar=
net netop Sib moi til at faa- ct fuIbt
Slif pber bet, lpm maatte bore paa
Operlaben, og Sienben ingen Sio til
at iigte os ffpoe.
Sti6sbpgeere flyer, at 10. Z Ear en-
anben uom9rfet Gsenfab, og bet er,
at ben efter 5orgpotbefnbenDe fan
operere / friftt os falt 8dnp. Oct far
alpris nosen anoen unoerIpift Yaab
funnel sjcre. Den ian saa ira ct Sab
inp / en- Glp os butte lise s0bt | 1esse
Dele. Sg bpap Der unlees for bet
marteiigite, go. Z tan operere meo ben
famine 2etbsb Der, bppr b,t iults ps
fertile Banb blanper Jig. Oenne gsen.
fab nplpes ct mi ARRANGEMENT at
@anbbaIaft, Tom letter Saaoen iitanp
til at pperfome be 8dnfeligbeber,
ipm frembpber Jig peo at butte | @ano,
bpor ben ipecifte @unotpngoe fOrdns
brer lis. SoGanb bar lpGrt binpret
al Manslen paa benne Gsenitub, os at
ben lille funoe mspe Snfpettipnss
boarbels 8ifalo peb preosiuren Den
20be april 1898, tilitripes for en- Itor
Del, at ben life bapbe bisie Ssilessen=
ffabsr pua ps / iult ps ferii @anp.
Decorah-posten., 1900-11-30

ONtFVU ~ dFFF1 " T NVfV -
Priser lave, fordi vi selger direkte uden Acenter.
vi GARANTERER, at dem, Mslle vii male u
mere end nogen anden goared Msile. Prev den,
og gjsr den Xxx. som vi siger, saa send den tilbage
paa vor Bekostning. sStarreiser Sweep Mills, H14.26
og opoyer. skriv enter fl Katalog.
Marvin Smith Co. 55-57N n. jefferson ST., Chicago, III.
. CNaar De skriyer. nevn Decorah.P osten)
Decorah-posten., 1900-11-30
e,atsn osis, spsu 4oresc. !

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gartuer I Tirmdet Z. &. Gheufn 4 Go, Der eriper
fprrefr ina Spcu SeIeee. Stat % eouutn ION psen
Ter, % a nrpufe 5irra OIL teta;e een Snii ca pnns
prtef 1suare Tor hcert entite 2ilirire al q a
tarrh. icm lite Tan inreres al SaH's gatarrb Cure
6rant Z. GheRen.
Seesicei for mia o. uneerfrepet min serpsrelie
eenns ben 6e Tao al Zsrenbsr | BET Serrens Var
is6 " u. GItafpn.
fSeai.1 &otartus 9ubli.ns.
SaUs gatarrh Grre CT for ~inenprtes Srus os utrter
etrrffe paa Slpeet ca Snnemefs SItrrhinesr 4. Strip
efier Ieiimnnier ieHets ar IT'S.
4. q. gbeusn a Go, {cttop. 2.
ef- Sriees paa Spcfheierns frr s5c.
ge beeiie CT Cans GamiIiegiarr.
Decorah-posten., 1900-11-30
6%asoIimmaifiue.

15arisiet itaI pripes msb en- SaipIlns
maiins efter OaimIers Geniter, iom
9rsp ,3rppslin Burger ! I'm SuftieiIds.
ssem Sons Galolin | en- Ysholoer bill
pare q, BEN SranbIsl iom Gsbspss til
at taae 80. Z oper Sapsi meo 9i2
anobs Sart. Raar Saaptn Teller paa
Operflaeen, piI ben frtmdltnse araft
til en- elestrifi MaItins, Tom priper ben
unbsr Yanpst, % naar ttn rutttr,
Decorah-posten., 1900-11-30
Selpbcbamoling | Gjcmmet
for &pinocn.

Sea nil ienbe frit neh tutitnubiae SnitruftiorertI
ale, icui ~inbitucer i'm soreslt Rrspe al NIT sHts
wiooei I'll Selbrtoelie Of geutorrbuea, SonroaHRelis.
displacement. sRoialo al sipmobsreH. iporionm.
enrr imerteiulbs Vrrto0er. @roufter. anletgnsHiHscr.
lrGnq I'll al ltrlar, frDAeHoe ifprHemmeiie upteleuHsul
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en- litter oieMmsrehaHolinl ppts Se rnfer at Tort.
iuife. pI bet foite, fun u Cents ON u9eu forai ftrs
oeIbrcetlie. Sea sHifer ifie at i9lse Gem Hoaet 6ors
i6I andre Sieenbs herou.
Sirio III mrs. we. Snnmers, Dor A, gutrt 9aus, SuA.
Decorah-posten., 1900-11-30

SubehoIoenoe De | 1875 peotasue Son,
EaloIope. 5ppulppe. Gonutpippe. S,atts.
lope. StolsIons, Seiloue, Batrs!epe. sSste.
iiabs. % Giilsm,sies eoUe, Steal ei,at..
gereL % 2anolope, ShiielOue. SrinduaI'
lone, 2ieR2rut, Grsoumss. gore u.tp
ispeen or ~munepsnis for snhper eScrret'
utnssmanp % 6nrmsr. gRe0 ben I Suie:
ian man ipars iis mssel Sr9osr % uo'
glitter al Saeisrfr. Gsst lHeoahoel s259
v~ortcfri. 1iiialss Dos
r.. anuasSen, IeecraA Soma.
Decorah-posten., 1900-11-30
afRieres 0aiOIinmaRinsn fulDtan.

WFl0res 0dloltnmdtftneu fulot0ns
big. Rruften Eat d~fiulnylerss ! N1tus
iurHatorcr. Tom Deisr 10000 TnnD. og
benSe araft ian brine Naapsn unotr
OperFoben | 80 Tail mto ptfs anDbs
Cart. San mao ben op tgien for at
fremtltnse np araft.
VI aosnins bill bIipe siort meb Glets
trdeitst. os ben 6ebe, fonl trrnsis,
ifaffe paa famme Wdabe. Men i ct
faa transt aDarter trenSes Tibet Sebe.
Wentilatlonen oil bIipe goD. snten
8aaben saar pau OpsrFaosn meO fin
2uge aaben eler unber Wanbet meD
alt tiltnaPpst. Der CT ct automatic
arrangement til at ubIabe guft I Gtis
bet os fornps ben meb ftuDis GOripr
ming fra 8eboloerne meb Compartment
Suft. Som ct Heultat al bette 4rs
ransement bill Der life pare npset al
ben irppanIise a~lrbrisbeo, fOm FIJI.
oes ! atmoiferen paa Ope, faosTtibe.
Gig SoaanO er SO. Z eisarIormst.
ben npe 8aao er psfua bstpOelis ftsrre.
9oldnp er 81 Sob A Sommer lang
msb en- Diameter paa 10 5,b 3 Soms
msr. Oens Displacement er paa Opers
flaben 65 IONS os nebiuntet rs IONS.
Osns Naftinsr er fun As 9tfietrafter,
mebens ben npe 8aaos er 165 SeIiee
fr9fter. No. z er SO Sob A CONNER
lang meb IL Sob 8 5ommels Siamss
ter. os bens inbrc arrangement er iaa.
lsbes, at Der er bobbelt iaa msset Rum
for bens Manbftab. eno Der er for
Wi9no paa SoIunb. Dens Deplaces
ment paa OperfIaben er 103 IONS ps
nebiuntet 120 Cons.
Decorah-posten., 1900-11-30

1armIano I Heo Riper Saien.
Sea bar tiiiales Mere mutt p~pbpriebe Jarnis ben
bercmic &eb Riper Sal / Yiru., rreget btltpt % paa
lette 9stineelier. ON sHiiss pil iee feuh 9em at Bart
optr Wlariban Goiutn iubbeiotteuoe en- gefrioelie al
Dor 4aL 9DrobuEoeu og oens 5rPutbrtnqelisr 9TH.
irtt. Obs De srIfr en- ubisot Sarm til Sieuf. eler
hcis Dc srfsr noest irinft 4r9rtslaub bfIist, fan
Betripelie % prtitr faoes paa penoeroelfe I'll
L.. LAHBERS0N.
Cashier Bank Of Warren. : Warren. Mimi.
Decorah-posten., 1900-11-30
DC Ruehol-kuRvE PR. TIME

med Wolverine Ball Bearing
TRIPLE GEARED MILL.
Mailer Bar Corn og alt andet Grsn
mt cller groyt, mailer 6neYe og
jsvnere end noren andsn. og
Den eneste sweep Mill
der maleriigesaa pent somkv9rn-
stene. Mailer hurtigere end nogen
anden og gaar lettere, fordi Vi
bruger Bah Bearings. stsrste
aa " auaN A. $3.50
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
The Arab Mare.

The Arab is regarded as the first Of
horsemen and the Arab mare as the
perfect steed. The Arabs idea Of
horse tanning is of the simplest. The
colt Is treated from the first us mem
Der Of the family, like the Irish peas
ants pig. 1t goes in and out Of the
tents and Is so familiarized with the do
ings Of that extraordinary creature
man that there is never any need Of
breaking 1t in.
The Bedouin is very careful Of his
mare. He does not mount her when
he sets out to play his usual tricks
upon travellers. He rides camel to
which the mare Is tethered. Not until
the caravan is in sight does he mount
the mare and give chase. There is, by
the way, an impression that the Bedouin
is bloody minded person. who would
as lief take your life as not. This is
unfair to him; he is thief of very
peaceablc inclinations and much pre-
fers to effect any necessary transfer Of
property with as little bother us possi-
ble.-Good Words.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
Nature !. an Armorer.

There are few departments Of hui
man life where man has been SO en-.
tirely anticipated and at the same time
surpassed by the lower animals as in
the invention of armor.
His cunningcst devices Of the mailed
fist order were none Of them original.
If you examine fine and fully devel-
oped suit of plate armor in the form
which it assumed Mt its highest zenith
in the fifteenth century, you will find
that the trunk and limbs were. COM
pletely Enclosed in splendid fitting,
jointed case of iron plates, all exqui-
sitely polished. The suit as whole
was triumphant product Of the ar
morer's art.
! Yet If you look ut a Holsters tail you
will see ut q glance that all these clev-
er devices of mans imagining had
been invented and patented long be-
fore by nature and that the elaborate
workmanship Of the Plantagenet
craftsmen who cased knight and horse
for the battlefield or the tournament in
glistening metal was but poor imita-
ton Of the ineffable skill with which
the unheeded crustaceans Of the time
protected every vulnerable portion Of
their bodies from the assaults and at
tacks Of their submarine enemies.-.
Strand Magazine.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
A Little Mistake.

A very pretty girl, With decided
alr OF being aware of her charms, stood
in front Of the lions cage out at the
zoo last Sunday afternoon. Two young
men were near her, and her elaborate
unconsciousness Of their presence be-
trayed the fact that she knew they
We're looking Mt her.
pretty, isn't it?" said one young
man in low voice.
"she's beauty" said the other en-
Enthusiastically. The pretty girls cheeks
turned trifle pinker, but she went on
talking elegantly to the elderly man
with her.
Beautiful bead to draw" comment
ed the first young man. "Look at the
way she holds it,"
"Um. hum" assented the other; chat
shoulders beautiful"
The pretty girl turned pinker still
and looked more pronouncedly uncon-
scious than ever.
"Look Mt those musclcsw said the
first young man. "Look at the muscles
in that leg. You can fairly count 'em.
And the pretty girl turned very red
indeed, as 1t dawned upon her that the
two admitting young men were discuss
ing the lioness in the cage.-Washing-
ton Post
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
Ladies, Why Don't YouP

Editor Mo. VALLEY T1MEs:-Is
there anything at ell that we can
say or do to convince ALL
your lady readers that we are &C.
tually giving away to every mar
ried lady in the United States who
writes for 90 elegant sterling sill
yer plated sugar she'll like jewellers
sell at Is cents each? There is
no "catch" about this offer. There
is nothing to pay, nor any require
ment to buy anything in order to
secure this beautiful souvenir gift.
It is our way of advertising the
merits of Quaker Valley silver
ware. A copy of the Home Fur
nisher, our own publication, will
also be sent free. Surely this
beautiful sugar she'll gift is worth
asking for. Then it seems to us
that we should hear from every
married lady who reads your pa.
per. Quaker Valley Mfg, Co..
Morgan and Harrison Sts., Chi
csgo.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
Weather and Crop Bulletin
For Week Ending July 2.

LIES MONIES, IOWA.
The average temperature the past
week was little above normal, the
highest record being reported from the
northern half of the state The ex-
IRENE heat of the first two days culmi
mated in severe local storms on the
26th and early morning of the 9th.
Some damage was caused by wind
squalls and heayey local showers in the
central district, and hail in narrow
belts, but immeasuratle benefit re-
suited from the copious rainfall and
refreshing GOODNESS that followed the
storm. Except in very small areas
there is now ample moisture for pres
ent needs.
Corn fields are now unusually clean
and the bulk of the crop has been laid
by in excellent condition. Good prog
ress has been made in haying: rye,
barley and winter wheat are being
harvested; early sewn oats and spring
wheat are nearing maturity. In south
ern counties oats on rich lands suffered
some damage by lodging and rust.
Though meadows have been thick
ened up at bottom by recent rains the
total forage crop will be less than
usual.
Potatoes have made fine growth. but
the bugs in some sections are more de.
structive than in recent years.
The apple crop is quite variable in
all sections, but the general condition
indicates less than the normal yield.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
An Old Salts stories.

The captain Of the brig was much
disliked by his officers, and, being III
with yellow fever and likely to die, tho
first lieutenant used to drill the ma
rines in the burial service on the deck
over the captains cabin by way of
cheering him up, the corporal giving
his orders in a loud voice thus: Tho
corpse is now a-coming up the latch.
way! Reverse harmsw The skipper
ultimately recovered.
The commander Of certain gunboae
used to say that, having no doctor on
board, he mixed the medicines provide
ed in chest into two bottles, and
whenever any Of his crew happened
to be sick he drew an imaginary line
across the mans stomach, and accord
ing us the pain was above or below
that line he gave him dose out Of No,
l or No. 2. He claimed that no man
ever came to him twice, which was
very likely" Hurrah For the Life Of
q Sailor" by Vice Admiral Kennedy.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
q Dering LaWyeR.

I One OF the cases which attracted
great attention to Jim Ham Lewis Of
Washington for his daring defense was
that Of young man named George
Williams. who Drained the superin-
tendent Of the Port Blakely Lumber
mill with fragment Of iron pipe. The
deceased was shown to have been q
tyrannical superior. Lewis defended
Williams on the ground that the super
intendent, though q man in form, was
beast in character; that 1t was the
indirect order of God some man should
kill him; that Williams simply per-
formed a duty to society. An acquittal
followed, to the utter CONSERVATION Of
the county, the jury going to the ex-
tent Of inquiring IL there was no way
In which Williams could be indemni-
fled for the two years and half he
spent in Jail awaiting trial
Paul Page. son OF the ex-mayor Of
Milwaukee, while on his way to Alas
ka, killed the proprietor of one of the
principal hotels ut Seattle over a dis
pute growing out of a poker game.
rage nad been educated In Paris,
where he had formed the absinth hab-
it. Lewis defense was that Page had
been given Cannabis indica, or what
Is known as "hashcesh," and his vision
had become SO distorted that he was
unable to distinguish between the man
who was robbing him in the game and
the proprietor Of the hotel; that having
a just cause to kill the player who was
robblng him he killed the proprietor
under mistaken sense of identity.
Page was acquitted. The case was
discussed In the leading medical jour
nails OF the world. not one of them
agreeing with Lewis theory, though
he had persuaded the jury to do so.-
e. d. Cowen in Ainslees.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
Trouble In the Church

The Kennebec (AIe) Journal saysl
"They made strenuous matter Of re-
ligion in the good old days, as is shown
by this extract from the diary of
Charles Creamer Of Waldoboro. under
date of June, 1923:
"'Sunday there was knockdown in
the Congregational meeting house be-
tween the Congrcgationalists and Uni
versalists. The Uniyersalists came Of
victorious. I was there. Saturday
night the pulpit was guarded all night
by men with clubs. Sunday was the
great day. Both parties occupied the
church, and there were great music
and singing. Afterward the Congregae
tionalists bought out the Uniyersalists,
and there was no more trouble"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
Frank Leslse's Popular
Monthly.

The July number of Frank Leslie's
Popular Monthly is appropriately pat
riotic, in grouping together the Hon
John Quincy Adams illustrated article
upon "'rhe Hirthplace!of the American
Flag" Hezekiah Butterworth's inspir-
ing "Flag Song" specially revised and
extended for this publication, and q
fine poem by Theodore Peck, entitled
"A Dream of the Flag"
The general contents of this July
number of Frank I.eslie's Popular
Monthly are as rich and varied as
ever. In addition to its patriotic feat
ures, it has notable leading article
upon "Rspid Transit in Great Cities"
by George II. Johnson, Sc. d., very
profusely illustrated, presenting a
comprehensive study of this important
problem of modern civilization, not
only in Greater New FORK. but i'll Chi
cago, Boston, London, Paris and other
centers of population. "Our Samoan
Station" the tropical island of Tutuila
with its harbor of Pango Pango, is de-
scribed and beautifully pictured by
Albert de Lautreppe. Lionel Strachey
and Edmond Rostrand collaborate in
q fascinating sketch of 1.-THE Greatest
Living Actress" who is none other
than Sarah Bernhsrdt. Another per
sonal paper is "Mary E. Wilkins at
Home, by Katharine Hill. "Photog
rsphy as Sport" by w. Nutting, and
"Women in Philanthropy" by May
Wilkinson Mount, are interesting in
their respective ways.
The iction in Frank Leslie's Pop.
ular Monthly for July includes, be-
sides the Sheridsn-like ending of
Edgerton Castles "Bsth Comedy" q
quantity humorous New England
story by Rollin Lynde HART, and q
Cape Cod idyll called "In Old Msno-
met Village" by Eta W. Pierce. The
poetry and "Msrginalia" include con-
tributions by Edgar Fawcett. William
Hamilton Hsyne, Norman H. pitmsn
Frank Lawrence Jones. Ethel West
and Mary Sargent Hopkins.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
A Glorious Fourth.

BY Joe Lincoln, in L. A. w, Bulletin.
Little Adelbert arose at four
And crept down stairs to the big front door
And down the walk to the garden gate,
And there he started to celebrate.
With bursting crackers and roaring gun
De wAkened the neighbors every one;
He scared the cat out of all her senses
And blew the stats off the picket fance
And came to break fast with one black eve
Aud said "Hooray for the Fourth of July!',
BE ate with hurry and frantic haste.
For never minute had he TO waste;
Then out again to the frey he sprane
And turned things loose with a mighty "bang!
he fixed and sputtered and boomed and crasl'l
While dishes ratified and windows smashed,
And when. all grimy and sore and lame,
Torn and touseled, to lunch he came,
On his swollen lips the joyous cry,
Amt glad it's the Fourth of july!"
All that day till the twilight's Close
The powder smoke from the garden rose;
All day long in the heat and dust
LittlO Adelbert "banged" and bust"
Till, just "a the shadows began to creep,
He blew himself in senssless heap,
Burned and blistercd and minus hair,
They brought him in for the DOCTORS care
But late that night he was heard to Sigh.
II wish every day was the Fourth of July!"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
Hie own $50.

Is
There 10 q young man in the pension
Office who Is buying house on the
installment plan at q town somewhere
between this city and Baltimore. anil
his dear little wife lives out there. IL
is his wont to come in early OF, q morn-
1ng and to go out again on the $50
train when his days work is done. Az
few days ago he met an old friend from
Chicago, and, yielding to the entreatics
OF that old friend, he decided to spend
the evening in town. He was SO afraid
wife would feel hurt IL she knew that
he had deliberately planned an even-
ing's good time without counting her
In that he manfully resolved to, deceive
her. Accordingly us he came away
from the office he went to telegraph
office and sent this message to her:
"Unavoidably detained. Missed $50
train. Will be out later
1t was a great deal later when he
reached his happy home. Wife met
him ut the door, and there was lools
in her eye that every married man,
learns to know and instinctively ia.
dread.
"Did you get my message precious?"
he asked as he kissed her tenderly,
holding his breath meanwhile as pre-
cautionary measure.
YES, dear,'s she made answer, and
when woman calls her husband
dear" that way you can cut loose from
the weather bureau and -prognosticate
n few things on your own hook. Eyes.
dear, I received your message. Hero
1t is"
There it was; ssure enough. It was
marked as plain us plain could be.
Received at 4:23." He hadn't thought
Of that.-Washingto Post.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
WRESTLING Scripture.

'Afaria," said Mr.. Smart, whenever
I so to the club l always think of the
verse. Where the wicked cease from
troubling and the weary are ut rest
I alter one word and feel perfectly
happy"
(Which word do you changer asked
Mrs. Smart.
81 say, Now am where the women
cease from troubling and the weary are
at rest
"John Smart" said his wife severe
~. "you should change a word in the
last part of that. 1t should be, Where
the women cease from troubling and
the wicked are at rest "-Philadelphia
Gail.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
VIC law Doe. Not wac.

A Georgia Judge in deciding a case
against man who had been missing
for many years, then suddenly appear
ed and claimed part of an estate. made
this comment: II scarcely think the
statute Of relations will stop and wait
for him any more than the village Of
Falling Waters awaited the awaken
ing Of Rip Van Wrinkle or the wife Of
Enoch Arden awaited his return."-In-
dianapolis Press.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
Work and Wages.

Gadgrind-I shouldn't think you
could afford to loaf so much. Your pay
Is not very liberal when you do work.
Philosopher That's the reason why
I can afford to lie off SO frequently.
When l lose day, I don't lose much
money. It would be different IL / was
working for big pay.-Boston Tran
script.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
Blankets.

In the reign Of Edward III there
we're eminent clothiers and wooden
weavers whose family name was Blan-
ket. They were the first persons to
manufacture. that comfortable material
which has ever since been called by
their name and which was then used
for peasants clothing.
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An obliginE Tradesmaa,

Mrs. Youngwife-I want five pounds
of sugar. please.
Dealer-Yes. ma'am. Shall we send
It tor you?
Mrs, Youngwife-No. I'll take 1t with
me IL It isn't too heavy.
pealeNI'll make 1t as light as pos
sible for you. Observation-Disclosures
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
Miss Mollie and Sarah King Of
Omaha are in the Valley the guests of
Mrs T. q Bly for a few days.

Mrs Ida Cox will arrive in the Val
ley this evening for several weeks
visit with her parents. Mrs Cox has
many friends in this city, all of whom
are glad to know she is to spend the
summer here.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-07-05
EXPLAINED.

.Afaw, what's de difference between
er politician and Ell statesman"
well, honey, mushrooms good.
amt it?"
Eyes, 'u1n."
"And a toadstool is pizen. amt it3'
Eyes, 'um."
"And dey bof look alikey'
Eyes, 'um."
"Des same difference from states.
man to a Brooklyn Life.
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The Best Prescription For
Colds and La Grippe

is a box of Weeks Break. Up. A. Cold
Tablets. 1t is composed. of Quinine
Epecac and Cascara, put up in choco
late coated tablets 80 as to make It
pleasant to the taste. 1t Is better than
the sulphate of quinine, as it does not
affect the head. 1t will cure cold
while you sleep. Price Csc. We will
refund your money il it fails to cure,