The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-01-19
Editorial and Otherwise.

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The fools are not all dead yet.
Every town has its back-biters.
1t is never too late to mend your ways
The good and true will always get
there!
So-called good society is muchly mix
ed these days.
Scranton has her share of the dead
beats of the country.
A man who has business of his own,
had better attend to it and let other
peoples alone.
A fair exchange is no robbery-unless
it's church fair.
Never despise an ill-ftting coat-curse
the tailor.
| Spare the rod, and the chances are
your child will grow up to be nobody.
The fools who maintains an error with
the assurance of man who can never
be mistaken; the sensible man defends
a truth with the circumspection of a
man may be mistaken.
Those who notice the rapid growth Of
their finger nails should he happy, for it
is considered to indicate good health.
Every man should know something Of
law. If he knows enough to keep out of
it he is pretty good lawyer
Countess Won Landsbzerg, formerly
Miss IIellberger, of Fort Wayne, Ind,
has secured divorce at Munich. No
doubt many other American countesses
would ge pleased to do likewise
Life's thorns were created to keep peo-
pie from acting hoggish with the roses.
Love is a dream. Whether it is a
nightmare or not depends lot on what
you had for dinner.
Two hundred and ninety-nine textile
mills were built in the United States in
1899, 1876 of which were located in the
South.
Walter Williams, OF Columbia, Mo.
edits two newspapers, is president
of the school board, curator of the State
university, is pillar in the church and
teaches Sunday-shool class of l59
scholars.
Patents of nobility are frequently re
moved with the assistance of the Ameri-
can heiress.
Peace is peculiar thing, inasmuch as
men have TO fight for it.
II you want to make some men hot
just tell them to keep cool.
The man who invents successful air
ship will be of great assistance to the
rising generation.
The weather bureau man is given to
making signal displays of his learning.
All know that the man who knows it
all is no other than an a!l-around nui
sance.
| When woman gives man the mar
Bile heart it is usually accompanied by a
stony stare.
The busybody Is person who gives
to his own affairs what few moments are
left from the time he devotes to the af-
fairs of others.
Some Of those young English noble
men of hyphenated cognomens who are
figting in South Africa may yet make q
name for themselves.
81 thought on the first of the year you
left off doing all sorts of thingsW
$50 did,"
"Well, you are doing them all again.
"Exactly. You see whenI turned over
those new leaves, forgot to put in a
bookmark, and now can't find the place
where lett off,"
The closer we get to our good deeds
the smaller they seem.
In the politicians new bonnet yon will
find the same old bee.
A remark carelessly dropped does moi
always fall fiat
The one great drawback about loaflnp
is the unsatisfactory compensation.
Love is temporarily blind, but self
love is incurably 80.
Spasmodic charity Is poor substitute
for the genuine article which enduretl
forever.
ANY one can be a weather prophet
All he has to do is predict a certain kim
of weather and stick to 1t.
The DEMocRAT-STAR office Is Away
prepared to print wedding invitations il
the latest style at remarkably reasona
BILE figures.
No matter costly thing may be VIC
man considers it valueless when she ha
lost oil interest In 1t.
"Oh, dear" sighed Widow Jcnkini
s'if John had made will, there wouldn'
have been all this trouble about tn
property" "Do the lawyers bottle
your" "Bother me, They almost woi
ry meto death. declare, ! sometime
.. wish John hadn't died."
! Her eyes are SO tender,
And her language is terse:
al Her waist is quite slender
But, alasl SOS her purse.
An old bachelor says when wona
/, goes cunning for husband she arm
herself with curling-iron and q bo
Of smokeless powder.
A man with cool million always gel
warm reception.
A word to the wicked is suflicient--l
you call him liar.
It takes the average fisherman to crus
: the truth 10 earth.
: Some lucky nortals do not know
: even when they get the worse Of It.
A great many generous people arc IN
slaves Of very bad habit They d
msnd credit for their generosity. Theil
y : queer kind o. kindnsss.
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