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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

During last May an infant child Of
our neighbor was suffering from chol-
era infantum. The doctors had given up
all hopes Of recovery. I took q bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy to the house. telling them
I felt sure It would do good II used &C.
cording to directions. In two days time
the child had fully recovered. The child
IL now vigorous and healthy. I have
recommended this remedy frequently,
and have never known 1t to fail.-Mrs.
Curtis Baker, Bookwalter, o. Sold by
A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

Olga (who has overheard a CONVEX
sation in the drawing-room)-Aren't
you glad you weren't born q lady,
cook?
Cook-Why should I be glad. Miss
Olga2
Olga-Well, see what q lot of trouble
you'd have with the servants!-
Punch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

When the quantity of food taken Is
too large or the quality too rich heart
burn Is likely to follow, and especially
SO II the digestion has been weakened
by constipation. Eat slowly and not
too freely of easily digested food. Mas
hours elapse between meals and when
you feel a fullness. and weight in the
region Of the stomach after eating, in
dicating that you have eaten too much,
take one Of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets and the heartburn may
be avoided. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Rio Grande & Santa Fe
AND
Denver & Rio Grdnde r. r.
Time Table No. SO.
effective May 10, 1907
WEST BOUND
Afry-- NJ Ing

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points In the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard GAUGE for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del rte and Denver
Creole and all poi,.s in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida wit main line STANDARD
gauge for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with F. & c. C. R. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER v It'll all Missouri river liues for all
points east.
New Reclining Chair Cars between
Santa Fe and Alamosa. Seats free.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. j. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe. N. M
8 K. HOOPER, G. P A.,
Denver, Colo
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
10000
FARMING LANDS UNDER IRRIGATION SYSTEM.

In tracts 20 acresa and upward, with perpetual water rghts-cheap, and
of 2 annual payments with 7 per cent interest. Alfalfa, Grain and FRI
grow to perfection.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

After many intricate experiments,
scientists have discovered methods for
obtaining all the natural digestants.
These have been combined In the pro-
portion found In the human body and
united with substances that build up
the digestive organs. making a COM
pound called Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It
digests what you eat and allows all dys-
peptics to eat plenty Of nourishins food
while the stomach troubles are being
radically cured by the medicinal agents
It contains. It II pleasant to take. and
win give quick relief. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
h e She Il Wise.

sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
A New Railroad to San Francisco.
8 K. HOOPER, G.. P A.,
Denver, Colo

The newly completed extension of the
Santa Fe Route through the San
Joaquin valley to San Francisco was
opened for passenger business on July
l, 1900.
The Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe
railway has heretofore possessed the
distinction of being the only line with
it's W track and trains all the way
from Chicago to Los Angeles and San
Diego. San Francisco and the inpor-
tant cities Of the San Joaquin valley
are now added to the vast territory
served by this great transportation sys-
tenn under one management, which ter
ritory also includes a large part Of the
| region between Denver on the north
and Galveston on the south.
Stress Is laid upon single ownership
and management, which insure uniform
excellence of service. Overland trains
by this route do not miss connection,
because they run through. The eating
house and dining car service is Of the
same superior quality throughout, UNI
der management of Mr.. Fred Harvey.
The best equipment is provided. EN-
ployes are everywhere solicitous and
courteous. Responsibility for the COM
fort of passengers is not divided.
No other transcontinental route offers
so great a number of attractions to the
tourist. Among these are mountain al
titude and scenery, extinct volcanoes,
petrified forests, prehistoric ruins, In
dian pueblos, the Yosemite, and the
Grand Canon of Arizona, which is the
greatest scenic wonder of the world.
Every characteristic phase Of industrial
life in the west is traversed en- route.
The Santa Fe has long been the ia
vorite route between the east and
southern California. BY virtue Of the
same high-grade service and ~unexcelled
attractions it hopes to win equal favor
with travellers to and from San Fran
cisco and intermediate cities of the
Golden State.
The service will consist at first of
Pullman and tourist sleepers and chair
ears daily. The early resumption Of the
California Limited is contemplated.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

It has been demonstrated by expert
ence that consumption can be prevent
ed by the early use of One Minute
Cough Cure. This is the favorite
dy for coughs, colds. Group, asthma,
grippe and all throat and lung troubles.
Cures quickly. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
A GOOD COUGH MEDICINE.

Many thousands have been restored
to health and happiness by the use Of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. If af-
fiicted with any throat or lung trouble,
give 1t a trial, for it is certain to prove
beneficial. Coughs that have resisted
all other treatment for years have
yielded to this remedy and perfect
health been restored. Cases that seemed
hopeless, that the climate Of famous
health resorts failed to benefit, have
been permanently cured by it's use. For
sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
santa 70 Rates.

Annual convention, Young Peoples
Christian Union Of the United Presby.
terrain church Of North. America, al
Denver, Colo, on July 25th to 30th,
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
route will place on sale tickets to Den
yer and return at the rate Of SIS. 90 for
the round trip, tickets will be on sale
July card and Gath, good for return
passage until August gath, 1900. Fol
particulars call or any agent Of the
Santa Fe route.
H. 3. LUTz, Agent
Santa Fe, N. M.
w. J BLACK. g. p. A.
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Clever, Indeed.

Tom-Of the two, Scribbler is I'M
doubtedly the more clever poet.
Dick-What! You've admitted your
self that Tenson was really inspired,
while Scribbler's stuff was mere I'M
Ineligible t%ommy-rot!
Toni know, but Scribbler sells
his stuf.-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
THE BEST REMEDY FOR STOMACH

AND BOWEL TROUBLES.
II have been in the drug business for
twenty years and have sold most all Of
the proprietary medicines of any note.
Among the entire list I have never
found anything to equal Chambellain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
for all stomach and bowel troubles"
says o. w. Wakefield, of Columbus. Ga.
This remedy cured two severe cases Of
cholera morbus in my family, and I
have recommended and sold hundreds
Of bottles of it to my customers to their
entire satisfaction. It affords a quick
and sure cure in a pleasant FORM" For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
YOUR FACE

Shows the state Of your feelings and
the state of your health as well. I'm
pure blood makes itself apparent in a
pale and sallow complexion, Pimples
and Skin Eruptions. If you are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have a
healthy appearance, you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. 1t cures all blood
diseases where cheap Sarsaparillas and
so-called purifiers fail; knowing this,
we sell every bottle on a positive guar
antee.
For sale at Fischer'a drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
MANY Like Him.

We're just getting IL new company
In shape, said the business man.. Do
you happen to know of any one who is
q particularly good ~bookkeeper?
Yes, l do. There's Unison, promptly
replied the bibliophile; loaned him my
copy of TO Have and to Hold early in
the spring, and he seems to think he's
to have and hold it to the end of time.
philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
4 Lucky DefOrmlty.

"Pretty good joke on that latest
Jealous lover, wasn't it,"
go on"
"Why, he got a gun and started out
to kill his sweetheart, but he was so
blamed cross-eyed that he shot him
self in the back of the head instead"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
RED HOT FROM THE GUN

Was the ball that hit G. B. Steadman,
of Newark, Mich, in the Civil War. 1t
caused horrible Ulcers that no treat
ment helped for 20 years. Then Buck
lens Arnica Salve cured him. Cures
Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Boils, Felons.
Corns, Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure
on earth. Is cts. a box. Cure guaran-
reed. Sold by Fischer & Co.. druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Character Reading.

DO you know anything about the
lady who just moved into the house
across the street,"
"Well," answered Miss Cayenne.
"her husband goes to the races eyery
day and to the theater every night"
But 1 was speaking of his wife"
Eyes. I was just about to remark
that she must be one of the best
natured and most economical of wom-
en."-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Quite Properly Fired,

Ada-Yes; she accepted him Monday
night, but broke of the engagement ai.
most Immediately.
May-Indeed! Why?
Ada-Well, I believe he omitted to
say that he was the happiest Ia In the
world.-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

"Jonas Junius employs two lawyers
constantly"
"Why two?"
HE gets business advice from one
and then he consults the other about
how much he ought to pay of the first
ones bills."-Chicago Record
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
What He Expects TO Do.

l understand Brown has gone away
for a little fishing.
No, | think not. I believe he has
started out to look for the sea serpent.
guess you didn't hear what he said
when he went away.
No; but | saw what he took with him.
Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Wanted Stretching.

She had shown her friend over the
bijou villa which she had just taken,
and which was very much like a m
what enlarged dolls house.
"And now, dear, what do you think
of it? Isn't it sweet?"
"Yes, indeed" replied the friend;
"but what are you going to do with
all those little rooms?"
"Oh, I shall let them out, DEAR"
"Oh! that will be all right then, for
I'm sure they want italy Sloper.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
One Of the First,

Yes, he is one of our first citizens.
He doesn't look it. l should judge
from his appearance that he is a very
ordinary person.
He is so far as that's concerned, but
his name Is Abner Aarons, and it's
mighty seldom that anybody comes
before him in the directory.-Chicago
Times Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Regrets.

"Many q man has found that q hasty
remark cost him a great DEAL"
That's right" answered Senator
Sorghum. II ono got in a hurry and
said $500 when I could have gotten
the influence the man had for $1s0."-
Warrington Star,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
BY Post From Paris.

Grace-Oh, here's a letter from Aunt
Mary, postmarked Paris. 1t feels q lit
tie thicker than usual, too.
Clara-Open it, quick! Perhaps it
contains those imported bathing suits
she promised to send us.-Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Hia All Round Wardrobe,

Hodge-I've got a suit of clothes for
every day in the week.
podge (suspiciously)-I see you
wea any but the one you have on now.
Hodge (cheerfully)-That's the suit
Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Sure Enough.

Little Clarence-Pa, is there a reason
for all things?
Mr.. Callipers-Yes, I suppose SC.
Little Clarence-Well, then, pa, why
do hens lay eggs?
Mr.. Callipers-Because they can't
stand them on end, my son.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

A gentleman recently cured Of dys-
pepsia gave the following appropriate
rendering of Burns famous blessing:
Some have meat and cannot eat, and
some have none that want It; but we
have meat and we can eat-Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure be thanked" This Ssspa-
ration will digest what you eat. It in
stantly relieves and radically cures in
digestion and all stomach disorders.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
A Hot-Weather Error.

Did Wigs garden party go off all
right?
No; they took us all into the houses
and made us play euchre.-Chicago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Rank Iu6delity,

Divorce Lawyer-You say you want to
sue your husband for divorce on the
ground of inidelity?
Woman ais, sab. De misabul in
fidel say he doan' believe de whale evan
swallered Jonah, or de animals went
into de ark, or nutfin'.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

The law holds both maker and circu-
lator Of a counterfeit equally guilty.
The dealer who sells you a dangerous
counterfeit Of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve risks your life to make 4 little
larger profit. You cannot trust him. De-
Wits is the only genuine cure for piles
and all skin diseases. See that your
dealer gives you DeWitt's Salve. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Most Unu.ual.

Her singing lessons accomplished
the most wonderful results"
what! did they really enable her
to sing?"
mo; they convinced her that she
Observation-Disclosures Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
WORKING NIGHT AND DAY

WOFthING NIGHT AND DAY
The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Every pill is a sugar-coated
globule Of health, that changes weak
ness into strength, listlessness into en-
ergy. brain-fag into mental power.
They're wonderful in building up the
health. Only Csc per box. Sold by
Fischer & Co.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Ameiorating Confession.

Mrs. Keene-John, you villain, you
kissed the parlor maid. Now, don't deny
it; l saw you.
MI. Keene-But, my dear, truly, l
would not have done it had | known you
were ut home.-Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
FOrewarnsd.

Mrs. Kingley-Dou you know, Mrs.
Whittier asked me to call on her, and
her children have the measles.
Mr.. Bings-Yes. She probably knew
that you would find it out.-Detroit
Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Ex.raEc.

"Dem Filipinos don't seem to hal
muffin to do wild regular warfare" said
MI. Erastus Pinkley.
"No," answered Miss Miami Brown,
"Dey's gotter live up to their complex
ions. Dey's rag-time fighters."-Wash
ington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

Why do you consider woman more in
telligent than man?
Because she has sense enough not tc
show all that she disbelieves Chicago
Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Remembrance.

While yet the lamp holds out to burn,
The vilsst sinner may return:
While his money holds out to burn he'll
fail.
Most likely. to hit the said back trail.
Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
To Hide It.

Hewitt-What are you raising whis-
kerS for?
Jewett-Well, I don't mind telling
you that am wearing a necktie my
wife gave me.-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
As It seemed TO Him.

'And now, children" said the teacher,
who had been talking about military
Notifications, lean any Of you tell me
what is q buttress?"
please, ma'am," cried little Willie,
swapping his fingers, "It's a nannygoat."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
What He Paid to Learn,

l waited three solid hours for that
palm reader to get around to me.
Well?
He told me l didn't get on in life be-
cause of my tendency to fool away
time.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

Winebiddle-WomenS bonneta still
come high.
Dimmick-How do you know3 You
are not married.
Winebiddle-No; but 7 60 % the
Naturalization Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

Daughter-What is the dead letter
office, ma?
Mamma-Your fathers pocket, dar.
ling.-IlluStrated Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

For burns, injuries, piles and skin dis
eases use DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
1t is the original. Counterfeits may be
offered. Use only DeWitt's. Ireland's
PharmacY
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
ACKER'S DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
SOLD ON A

Positive guarantee. Cures heart burn.
raising Of the food, distress after eat
ing or any form Of dyspepsia. One lit
tie tablet gives immediate relief. q
cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
The Guileful Girl.

The fellow was thrifty
The maiden vas shifty.
And she had her eye fixed on his pelf,
Such shirt waists she bought
AS would look, and why not?
As If made by her dear little self.
Detroit journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
ys the Same.

Marriage makes no change in men,"
The wife observed with clouded brow:
Johns up to his old tricks again;
When he came counting me. l vow,
l couldn't make him go home then
And can't make him come home now"
Chicago Daily News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
ACKER'S ENGLISH REMEDY WILL STOP
A COtIGH

At any time, and will cure the worst
cold in twelve hours, or money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Much More Likely,

SIS there anything about golf in the
Old Testament"
mo, you'll have to read up In profane
history for that."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
A Repository OF ooa

Nickleby-I think that Cabbage
must be q well-informed man.
Quilp-Indeed?
Nickleby-Yes. His wife tslls him
all abe hears.-Tit-Bits,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Left.

Cholly-You say your sister is outP l
thought l just heard her singing SD
Leave My Happy Home For YOU"
Bobby-Yes, but she saw you coming
and skipped out bu the back door.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Knew the Worm.

Fond Mother-AIl those beautiful silk
dresses, Johnny, come from a poor, in
significant worm.
Johnny-Yes, l know, mamma. Papa
is the worm, amt he?-Moonshine.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

One Minute Cough Cure is the only
harmless remedy that produces lmme-
diate results. Try it. Ireland's 2har-
macy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

There are no better pills made than
DeWitt's Little Early Risers. Always
prompt and certain. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
A Conjecture.

Sunday School Teacher-Why did the
prodigal's father kill the fatted calf?
Scholar s'pose he thought n calf
in the family was enough.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are ia
nous little pills for liver and bowel
troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's Phar-
mqcv
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Polite Conductor.

Passenger-Can I 60 to South Ferry?
Enthusiastically, miss; but not
In this car. You are now on the way to
lO4th street. and then we lay of for the
night. Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
aimplv Had to Do It.

''Why is it," they asked, that you
have changed from Irish to Scotch
w%hisky?"
81 have joined a golf club,"he replied,
Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Judge by Hsr Deeds.

That slender Miss Simpson looks like
Il very delicate girl.
Oh, l don't know; she must have a
good deal of strength to squeeze her
waist In like that.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

When you want a modern. up-to-date
,hysic try Chamberlain's Stomach and
liver Tablets. They are easy to take
AID pleasant in effect. Price. Is cents.
Samples free at Ireland's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
m0M TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE,

Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
Of the skin, producing q perfect COM
plexion. or money refunded. Is cts. and
20 cts.
For sale at Tischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Made No

Stranger-He was a teacher Of the
violin? And you hung him for steal
ing a horse?
Leader of Regulators-That's right,
boss.
Stranger-What did you do with his
violin?
Leader of Regulators - Well. we
strung that up too .aChicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

Brambls-Truth is usually repre-
sented as being naked.
Thorne-Perhaps that 10 why IL rel.
dom appears in publicly. Y. journal,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24
Profsssionaa Amenitiea.

Professional Amsnities.
Smith (the critiV-You're Q xsRu-
lar has been.
willamette (the pos)-Yousre Z req
ulAr never ~was.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-24

No Cause for . Quarrel.
Do you mean to isinuate that l can't
tell the truth?
BY no means. 1t IL impossible to say
what . man can do until he tries.-Chi.
csgo Post.