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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
A Protracted Spree.

Observation-Disclosures your name?
Inebriate-Smith.
Observation-Disclosures your full name?
Inebriate-That'sh the name | always
give when I'm full.
Magistrate-Indeed? Well. what's
your real name?
Inebriate-Why, I've been Smith sho
of'en lately, judge, I've clean furgot tn
uzzher.-Catholic Standard and Times.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

"You have a good deal of assurance
to come to me for charity, said the man
Of the house, with your face ali bunged
up from fighting. You are nothing but
q bruiser."
mo, sir" replied the seedy vagrant,
who was not wanting in spirit. 1.-THE
other fellow was the bruiser. I'm the
bruisee. Chicago Tribune.
The most dainty and effective pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
They are unequalled for all liver and
bowel troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
Quite EnOuRh.

Weary Willie-W'ot would 1 do if l
he'd a milton a year? Why, I'd spend it,
Nv cours
Rev. Dobetter-But how?
Weary Willie-Oh, in a thousand
ways. In de first place, l should git
married, an
Rev. Dobetter-You needn't mention
the other nine hundred and ninety.
nine. That would settle it.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

De Tanque-Conventional salutations
are absurd. A man will often say ab-
sentmindedly that it's a nice day when
it's raining cats and dogs.
D'Soaque-Yes; l treated a blind man
to a drink yesterday, and he said:
Here's looking at you."-Philadelphia
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
The Closets Secret.

Mrs. Du Byous-I1l just know that
there Is o skeleton in the closet of the
Cooleys.
Mr.. Du Byous-No there isn't, but
Cooley keeps in there a demijohn with
the most ghostly case of coffin nails that
| eyer tasted,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
Better.

"Xou contend that oleomargarns -
just - good a. butter, don't your"
Its better" answered the dealer
without hesitation. ut pays several
times TIE ~proft."-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
Not Certain.

Did you, the landlady archly asked,
ever taste Belgian hare, Mr.. Smythers?
I don't know, the star boarder ans
wered; there was one In my soup at din
ner. What is your cooks nationality?
Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
She Died Happy.

II wonder If she died happy"
II guess SO. Just before the end came
she heard that the last cook that left
her in the lurch had fallen down stairs
II her new place and had been taken to
the hospital. Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

Have you a sense of fullness in the
region Of your stomach after eating?
If SO, you will be benefited by using
let's. They also cure belching and sour
stomach. They regulate the bowels. too.
Price, rs cents. Sold by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
Accounted For

Jones-How laxative Henpsque Is
getting lately!
Smith-Yes; his wife has Just
bought a parrot. She let's Henpeque
talk all he wants to nowadays, &c as
to encourage the parrot!-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
A Eiuaucier,

Willie-Ma, what's a fnancier?
Maxwell, I don't know that | cah ex.
plain it so that you would understand it
but it is something that's very different
from your acknowledgements Jour-
nal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
Not YetUeoidsd.

"Er-I want some sort Of q present
for . young lady,"
"Sweetheart or sister?"
"Er-why-she hasn't said which she
will be yet.s-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
Times Have Changed.

The fond mother watched him over
her coffee and toast.
Harry, she said, severely, that Emer-
son girl kissed you last night?
No, mammal! responded the blushing
Harry, why should you think such a
thing"
Your shirt waist is run pled.-Chicago
News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
Quite the Proner Thi.r.

Nell-Why is Madge wearing half
mourning now? i
Belle-Why, didn't you hssr1 Her
ha3-brother 10 dead.-Town Tonnes, n
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
OF Her Beat.

A woman has a right to change her
mind.
OF course; but the average woman is
always bent on changing other peoples
minds.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

The progressive nations Of the world
are the great food consuming nations.
Good food we'll digested gives strength.
If you cannot digest all you eat, you
need Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It digests
what you eat. You need not diet your
self. 1t contains all Of the d~igestants
combined with the best known tonics
and reconstructives. It will v e digest
all classes Of foods in a bottle. No 9TH
er preparation will do this. 1t instantly
relieves and quickly cures all stomach
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
skeptieal.

SheII don't know what I would
not give to have such blonde hair
az Irene has.
Hs-Why don't you dnd out what
,shs gave for hers?-N.S Z. World
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

Teacher-What little boy can ten
me the name Of the worst nation on
earthf
Bobhy-Vsccination.-N. Y. Woeld
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
ACKER's DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
C0lD IN

Positive guarantee. Cures heartburn.
raising Of the food, distress after eat
ing or any form of dyspepsia. One lit.
tie tablet gives immediate relief. Is
cts. and so cts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

0uest-Hi, there! p%roprietori there's
a chicken in this egg!
Proprietor-Sorry if you're disap-
pointed, but times are hard, and We
can't afford canvas back ducks in the
eggs, xir.-Chicago Chronicle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
A Close Call.

II hear Dick was chased By . dog
how 10 he now~
Hes all right, but his slothss are Q
little bit o6."-Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

When you want a pleasant physic try
the new remedy. Chamberlain stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are Easy
to take and plsasant in effect. Price, Is
cents. Sampler free ct Ireland's drug
store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
ACKER'S ENGLISH REMEDY WILL STOP
A COUGH

At any time, and will cure the wors
cold in twelve hours, or money refund
ed. % cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
Queer People We Know.

To prevent consumption quickly cure
throat and lung troubles with One Min
ute Cough Cure. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
The Wise Mem of The East.

Sunday School Teacher-Now, Thorn
as, who were the "wise men ct the
East?"
Thomas-Those that left Picking be-
fore the Boxers got there, ma'am.-
Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
The Muse of the Unenlightened.

Did you read Jibber's poem called
Woman's Timid Touch?
Woman's Timid Touch? Oh, say;
there ought to be q law to prevent bach
elors from writing poetry about women.
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

Bunks is dreadfully narrow-minded.
He is, Ell?
Yes; when he lends you money hi
never forgets it.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

You can spell it cough, cof, caugh,
kauf. kaff, kough, or kaugh, but the on
ly harmless remedy that quickly cures
1t is One Minute Cough Cure. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
Chambsrlain's Cough Remedy = arsas
Tavoxite.

The soothing and healing properties
Of this remedy, its pleasant taste and
prompt and permanent cures have
made it a great favorite with people
everywhere. It Is especially priced BY
mothers Of small children for solids.
Group and whooping cough, - It always
affords quick relief, ans a It contains
NO opium or other harmful drug. II may
be given az confidently to q baby ~ to
an adult. For sale by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
prompt, palatable, pleasant, powerful,
purifying little pills.. Ireland's Phar-
maCy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
MOKl TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE,

Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
of the skin, producing a perfect COM
plexion, or money refunded. rs cts. and
70 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

The Saucy Thing.
s'F1ave you learned" he asked,
ITO flirt with a FAM"
NO." the maiden said.
II prefer a man."
Chicago Tmes-Herald,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
LEGAL


MINING BLANKS. In CONFORMITY
TO THE UNITED STATES AND
TERRITORIAL laws.
Amended location notice.
Agreement Of publisher.
Proof Of labor.
Lode mining location.
Placer mining location.
Title bond to mining property.
Title Bond and Lease of Mining Prop
erty.
Mining deed.
Mining lease.
Coal declaratory statement.
Notice of right to water.
Forfeiture notices or publishing out
notice.
STOCK BLANKS, CONFORM TO THE
REGULATION ESTABLISHED
BY CATTLE SANITARY
BOARD.
Bill of sale, animals not bearing vend-
or's recorded brand.
Bill Of sale, animals bearing vendors
recorded brand.
Certificate of brand.
Bill of sale. range delivery.
Authority to gather, drive and handle
animals bearing owners recorded
brand.
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE BLANKS.
Auto de arresto.
Auto de prison.
Appeal bond.
Appeal bond, criminal.
Appearance bond.
Bond to keep the peace.
Declaration jurada.
Fianza para guardian la paz.
Forcible entry and detainer, summons.
Bond replevin.
Replevin writ.
Replevin afidavi;.
Peace proceedings, complaint.
Warrant.
Commitment, J. P.
Attachment afidavit.
Attachment bond.
Attachment writ.
Attachment, summons as garnishce.
Justices summons.
Our blanks can also be /
Albuquerque; J. Ross Fol
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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29

MISCELLANEOUS.
Bond for deed.
Bond, general form.
Bond Of indemnity.
Execution.
Search warrant.
Notary's record.
Promissory notes.
Certificate of marriage.
Official bond.
Letters of guardianship.
Execution, forcible entry and detainer
Subpoena.
Capias complaint.
Administrators bond and oath.
Declaration in assumpsit.
Declaration in assumpsit IN note.
Sheriff's sale.
Satisfaction Of mortgage.
Assignment of mortgage.
Application for license.
Lease.
Bargain and Sale Deed.
Lease on personal property.
Application for license, game and
gaming table.
Chattel mortgage.
Power Of attorney.
Acknowledgment.
Mortgage deeds.
Option.
Notice C: protest.
iNotaries' notice Of publication.
Guardians bond and oath.
Warranty deeds.
Quit claim deeds.
Sheriff's flexible cover pocket docket.
Receipt books.
Laws of N. M.-English and Spanish.
N. M. Supreme Court Reports.
Pattison's Forms Of Pleadings and
Practice.
SPANISH BLANKS.
Contrato de partido.
Notas-obligaciones.
Escritura de REMINGTON.
Documento Garantixado.
Hipoteca de bienes muebles.
Documento garantixado exten1a forma
Documento de hipoteca.
'Ouqht of S. e. Newcomer,
'sythe. Cerrillos: Ardg0n
IN ON APPLICATION
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
L was one o.

these experiment
al farmers, who
put green spec
tacles on his COW
and fed her shay
ings. His theory
was that it didn't
matter what the
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-29
A Paradox,

sale at Fischer's drug store.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-10-05
Exit Peck.

Adjt.-Gen. Theodore S. Peck's resigna-
tion was accepted by Gov. Smith, to take
effect Oct. /. Gen. Gilmore will perform the
duties of the offices of adjutant general and
quartermaster general until the legislature
elects an adjutant general. Gen. Peck's last
official report is described as ''resplendent
with an embossed and colored representa-
tion of the Spanish war medal given to
each Vermont volunteer by DR.. w. S.
Webb" and in his valedictory he dispenses
graciously the following frosted tid-blt:
"I believe that the First Regiment Infan-
try, Vermont National Guard, as it stands
today, is the finest organization that the
state has ever had in its military service.
Many of its officers served in the
United States volunteer army during the
late war with Spain, and among its nom
commissioned officers and privates is a
large representation of soldiers who had
the same experience. The regiment, as a
whole, is composed of patriotic, earnest
and faithful men, who are ready at all
times and in all places to defend their
country's flag"
Gen. Peck had brilliant record in the
civil war, and was deserving of the medal
of honor for distinguished service in action
which Congress voted him. He was col
onel of the first regiment, Vermont Ma
tional Guard, for FIVE years after the civil
war, and has filled the Office of adjutant
general since 1881. He undoubtedly did
highly creditable work in compiling the
records of the Vermont soldiers of the
civil war.
Gen. Peck has been popular with some
military men, but in distavor with many
citizens on account of his officious bearing,
his toadying to those high in station, and
his seeming condescension and patronizing
manner to the great majority. The un-
warrantable extravagances in the conduct
of his office which were revealed by the
legislative investigation made him a tar.
get for general criticism, and in his retire
ment from office he will undoubtedly fai
to receive the credit which is his due in
some directions.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-10-05
Tn. Governors Messages.

Governor Smith in his retiring message
to the General Assembly urges first OF all a
thoroughgoing reform in the system of
keeping the states accounts and the man
agement of the state auditors Office. He
denounces in the strongest terms the meth
cd of our present system of so called
double taxation and says that ''this legis.
ture ought never to adjourn until this
wrong is righted." He recommends changes
in the corporation tax law to increase the
revenue of the state from that source, and
renews his recommendation of two years
ago for contracts With -non-residenis who
can be persuaded to take up their residence
in this state.
Gov. Smith congratulates the state on
the good results of the new highway tax
law in the marked increase Of permanent
roads in the state. He says he has no
constitutional amendments TO recommend.
In discussing the revision of the prohibit
tory LIQUOR law he take broad and impartial
ground, urging simply that whatever law
is enacted, 1t ought to be so hedged about
that it can and will be enforced.
Gov. StickDey in his inaugural message
gives \ summary Of the financial condition
of the state and urges that ION the very
threshold of the session" every member of
the legislature ought personally TO examine
the reports of the several state officers and
form his own independent judgment upon
what expenditures are necessary and Teas-
enable, adding: ''It you will faithfully
do this, you will not find it necessary to
take an adjournment for the purpose OF
going home within the first two weeks OF
the session."
He recommends that the Office of com.
missioner of state taxes be merged in that
of the state treasurer. He calls attention
to the rapidity with which the number Of
insane cared for by the state is increasing
He says that the capacity of the institu
tions both at Waterbury and BrattleborC
will be oveIcrowded within two years al
the present rate. The cause for this il
largely that a great number of persons who
are simply demented, requiring neither re
straint nor expert professional care, are go
rid of by the towns by putting them in th'
state institutions. The remedy would b,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-10-05

Ludlow; Monahan Of Underhill and Will
liams of Bloomfield. The oath was admin
istered to the new governor by Judge Start.
Governor Stickney then read his inaug-
ural address.
After the adjournment of the joint as
sembly LieuteRant-governo Allen took
the oath of Office and succeeded Mr.. Bates
as president of that body.
At this mornings session of the senate
the following standing committees were
elected for the session:
Rules, DeBoer, Cudworth, Dunnett.
Finance, Clement, DeBoer, Smith.
Judiciary, Cudworth, Baldwin, Stanton,
Brown, Dunnett, Royce, DeBoer.
Claims, Brown, Deland, Campbell, Gates,
Hill.
Education, Royce, Leavenworth, Leland,
Marvin, Varney.
Agriculture, Walker, Aldrich, Gates.
Manufacturers, Pollard, Goodell, Pike
Elections, Greene, Walker, Miller.
Military Affairs, Pike, Nelson, Clement.
Railroads, Wall, Pollard, Ballard, Graves,
Aiken, Stanton, Porter,
Highways, Marvin, Wall, Gates.
Banks, Graves, Leland, Brown.
Land Taxes, Ballard, Green, Aldrich.
Printing, Miller, Leavenworth, Bald
win.
General Committee, Dunnett, Goodell,
Smith, Pike, Fuller.
Federal Relations, Aldricb, Hill, Smith.
State Prison, Hill, Campbell, Fuller.
Insane, Varney, Ballard, Porter.
Grand list, Nelson, Aiken, Greene.
Corporations, Stanton. Graves, Clement.
The legislature has voted to the Yer
mont Society of Colonial Danes the use of
Representatives hall for public meeting
on Tuesday evening, Oct. 23, and the use
Of the same hall for similar purpose to
the Vermont officers society for Thursday
evening, Oct. %.
The house will meet tomorrow at 8
o'clock, when Speaker Proctor will an
nounce the standing committees of that
body which will then doubtless adjourn
until Monday afternoon.
Gov. Stickney has appointed John G..
Sargent, his law partner, secretary of civil
and military affairs. The governor has
announced the following staff:
DIR. William D. Huntington of Roches-
ter,surgeon general, with rank of brigadier
general.
Lieut.. Col. j. a. Mimms, V. N. G., re-
tired, chief of staff, with rank of colonel.
Homer A. Dudley of Londonderry, in
spector of rifle practice, with rank of col
onel.
John c. Coolidge of Plymouth, Freder-
ick 4. Burgess of Burlington, Henry o,
Carpenter of Rutland, aides de camp with
rank of colonel.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-10-05

A caucus law bill is being incubated and
will probably be Matched early the coming
week.
Clarke G. Fits of Brattleboro was at
the statehouse Thursday visiting with his
many friends.
Congressman Elect Haskins has been
an interested spectator of the proceedings
and has been very cordially welcomed by
his many friends and admirers.
Gov. Smiths reception to the incoming
governor Wednesday evening was the first
important social function of the session.
The attendance was much smaller than
usual.
The high license leaders met Wednes-
day evening and organized junta with
Representative Frank D. White as the
leader of the revolution. The high-license
sentiment is large and enthusiastic, but
does not appear to be big enough to over
throw the prohibitory law.
A Franklin county Republican, hitherto
considered a supporter of Gen. Grout,
stated to The Phoenix correspondent yes
terday that he was convinced that Dilling-
ham would lead Grout by 80 votes on the
first ballot, and that he believes that Grout
has no earthly show of election unless he
can enlist the entire Democratic vote.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-10-05

Democratic Candidate for = Judgeship.
Seven judges Of the supreme court of
Vermont will be elected by the legislature
now in session. The Vermont bench has
been entirely Republican for many years,
but this year it is understood that an ef-
fort will be made to elect one Democratic
judge, and the statement is made on what
appears to be excellent authority that the
name of Felix W. McGettrick of st. Al
bans will be presented for consideration. 1t
is expected that there will be no opposi-
tion to the election of Judges Taft, Rowel,
Tyler, Munson and Start. The other two
members of the bench are Judge Watson
Of Bradford and Judge Stafford of St.
Johnsbury, both of whom we're appointed
by Gov. Smith, and have never been
elected. The st. Albans Messenger says
in its news columns:
As Judge Watson's nameis first in order
to be voted upon, it is likely that Mr.. Nc
Gettrick's name will be presented as a con-
testant against him.
No objection is made against Judge Wat
son personally or as a Judge, and the urging
the feeling that the supreme court of Yer
mont should not be open to the charge of
being partisan body.
While the bench has been remarkably
free from criticism for partisan action, the
| election of a Democratic judge would be a
| step that would disarm that criticism.
Felix McGettrick a supreme court judge |!
The gods deliver us!
Will some Democratic newspaper or ora
tor kindly dllate a little on Felix's judicial
temperament.
Now Felix isn't the worst that ever hap
pened. He was good soldier in the days
of 81, a sharpshooter, and he was wounded
at Spottsylvania. He is accounted a good
lawyer, and he has a mind which throws
off crystals of thought which are fairly
dazzling.
But the blood which circulates under
Felix's collar rises at times higher than
Prof. Eddy's kites. Then Felix isn't him
self. he does foolish things. And foolish
things are not becoming in judge. We
don't want foolish things done on the Yer
mont supreme bench.
A little story: On the day OF the state
election in 1894, in the st. Albans armory,
directly under where the votes we're being
cast, McGettrick accused Capt. J. n
Mimms with being the author of an arti
Gle which had appeared in the Richford
Gazette. Capt. Mimms denied the charge
aud called McGettrick liar. McGettrich
drew revolver and, with an oath, threat
ened to shoot Minus, but spectators sepa
rated the two men.
McGettrick might do for judge in Ken
lucky, But in Vermont we don't want I
supreme court Judge who carries a con
cealed weapon, and who, on occasion, ma!
draw it and threaten to use 1t. The spec
tators might not reach him in time.
If the quality desired is mercurial TEN
permanent Felix is all right.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-10-05
Dry Goods, Cloaks, Suits,
Furs and Carpets
Dress Goods
Department

There are several new weaves in
Dress Fabrics to be shown this season,
and we have been more than usually
careful in making our selections, so
that our patrons should have only the
choicest styles from which to choose,
and have used our utmost endeavors
to keep the manufacturers prices
down to the lowest possible cash basis,
so we shall be able to give the best val
ues in this department to be found in
New England. We invite your care
full inspection of this stock before max
ing your purchases.