The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1900-08-23

The greatest skin specialist in Amer
lea originated the formula for Banner
Salve. For all skin diseases, all cuts OF
sores, and for piles it's the most healing
medicine. j.. A. Elmer.
Subject for Sunday nights discourse
in the M. E. church will be where Is
Hell?"
Here is something else new for the
farmer, Campbell's Sub-Surface Packer.
that will bear close inspection. I am
always looking out for the very best and
latest farm implements. Come in and
let me explain all about it. G. A. Luce.
Rev. H. Whitam will hold the second
quarterly conference for the Hope
charge in the NJ. E. church, Friday, at 2
p. m. All Official members are request.
ed to be present.
Hi there! Does your harness need re.
pairing before spring work? If SO, drop
in and get your supplies early. Com
plete outfits. at the Pioneer Hardware
Store.
Members will be received on proba-
ton and in full connection, next Sab
bath morning at the M. E. church. The
Sacrement Of the Lords Supper will
also be administered.
The Philippine natives run pell-mell,
At the sound of our Yankee yell.
But oh, what a gait they'll have. maple,
After taking Rocky Mountain Tea.
Ask your druggists.
early to bed and early to rise does
very we'll with preachers and guys; but
makes a man miss all the fun till he
dies; and joins the stiffs that are up in
the skies. Go to bed just when you
please; and lie at your ease; and you'll
die just the same from a Latin disease"
says some Teller who has tried both
ways.
Perfect womanhood depends on per-
feet health. Natures rarest gift of ply
steal beauty comes to all who use
Rocky Mountain Tea. 35c. Ask your
druggists.
The state papers are having lots of
fun over ~Jacobson's picture in The Pion-
Ger couple of weeks ago; and some think
it was not half black enough.
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Intestinal infection, appendicitis and
all affections of the bowles, liver and
kidneys prevented by taking genuine
Rocky Mountain Tea, made by the Mad
ison Medicine Go. Ask your druggists.
One time a certain Dutchman not far
off, address his dog as follows: my dog
you hat a. schnap. You vas only a
dog, and I vas a man, but I Wish I vas
you. Efery way you hat the best of it.
Ven you want to 60 nit ter bed in, you
shust durns round tree times and lays
town. Ven I 60 NIT to bed in, l hat to
lock up der place and Wind der clock and
undress mine sell, und my wife wakes up
and scolds me, den der baby cries and 1
hat to walk up and down, den bymby
ven I shust get to sleep, its time to get
up, you stretch yourself and scratch a
couple of times and you are up. I hat
to lit the fires and but on the kittle,
scrap some nit my wife, already, und
den maybe I get some preakfest, maybe
I don't. You play around all day und
hat blenty fun. / hat to york all day
und hat blenty trouble. Ven you die
you still hat the pest uf me--you shust
lie still. Ven die, 1 hat to go to hell
yit."-Ex.
Chinese are dangerous enemies, for
they are treacherous. That's why all
counterfeits of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salye are dangerous. They look like
peWitt's, but instead of the all healing
witch hazel they all contain ingredients
liable to irritate the skin and cause
blood poisoning. For piles, injuries and
skin diseases use the original and genu.
inc DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve. VAN
. berg " jacobson,