Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-01-03
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GU mustn't always Judge man by
his coat Perhaps not, unless he's a
painter. philadelphia Bulletin.
What a popular chaperone Mrs.
Courtney Dobbs is"' Yes; she Is a
| trihe deaf. f."-Detroit Free Press.
Il hear they are trimming the bot
| tom of skirts with fur Yes; that's
another fashionable fur-below Phil
adelpha Bulletin.
An unfrlendly Move,-"Does her
father encourage your Il don't think
| so. He's just had electric lights put ON
their piazza. Chicago Record.
Are you sure you love that girl?"
We'll, can't work in the morning un-
| til | get letter from her, and after
get 1t can't work Chicago Record.
'Prigley seems to have a good opinion
of himself" Doesn't he, though? But,
YOU know, it's not his way to agree with
anybody else se'-Phlladelphia Bulletin.
Please sor. kin l git Off? Me gran
| mothers dead" "Ah, who Is going
with you to the football gamer Me
gran'father, r"-Indianapolis Jour
nal
Little Willie Say, pa, what is the
| meaning of commercial prosperlty?"
Pa-Borrowing So for Il day and dodg-
ing the lender for year-Chicago
News.
Weather Man-It's going to be awful
ly foggy tonight. Astronomer-Then
III rush out an announcement of an
| other brilliant meteoric shower.-Chi-
| cago Record.
Mrs. Crowley-My husband always
tries to make light Of things. Mrs. Aims
ley-And yet it is common gossip that
he manages to keep you in the dark
Chicago Times Herald.
why do men stay away from
| churchy' well, sometimes | don't go
| because | haven't got new shoes, and
then again l don't go because / have
new shoes" s."-Indianapolis Journal.
Proprietor Ito editor)-"Well, the first
number of our new paper looked well,
but here is one thing l don't like"
s'WhatY ''Why, this communication
| signed An Old SUBSCRIBE el.'-Collier's
Weekly.
Hoax-There goes woman whose
husband has had one foo: in the grave
for many years. Joax-Why, l thought
he was dead. HOaX-So, he is, but he
was a one-legged man.-Philadelphia
Record.
Mrs. Skinner has had to give up all
the five clubs she belongs to-" HAS
she nervous prostrationY "No; but
every time she went out of the house
her husband moved all the furniture
around. ."-Indianapo Journal.
! Il understand that many of the vol
unteers In the Philippine Islands are
getting married." said Cawker. TT
| would not be strange If some mar
riages followed so many engagements"
added Cumso.-Detroit Free Press.
Mrs. Gillian-Now, Mrs. Wyckoff, we
really must say good-by. Dear, while
| you put your overcoat on, l want to tell
| Mrs. Wyckoff a secret. Mr.. Gillian
| All right. I'll Just go out and get my
hair cut and meet you at the corner
New York Press.
| Little Turkey-Mamma, where has
! papa gone? He seemed SO happy be-
cause he was being fed so much and
so we'll taken care of. Mrs. Turkey
Your papa lost his head, like many 9TH
| ers who receive unexpected attention.
Baltimore American.
Darling" exclaimed the happy hus-
band, after the minister had pro-
nounced them one, ~ am not worthy
of your love-" "Of course you're not"
! she replied, "but at my age girl can't
afford to let even an opportunity like
this go by."-Chicago News.
You're a nice little boy, to bring
three new scholars to Sunday school,"
said the teacher. "Yas'm," replied con-
scientious Johnnie. "But dey've prom
iersed to whack up de candy what dey
gifts at the Crismus festerval wit me-"
Philadelphia North American.
Beth (whose elder sisters have just
returned from abroad, at her deyo-
tions)-Please let papa and mamma
live always-and, God, if you want to
|
aad Martha die, for they'd make you
lawfully ashamed in heaven, compar-
ing things there with what they saw
in Europe.-Judge.
mo, sir, never ride on a railway
train on Sunday, never read a Sunday
paper on Sunday, never go out pleasure
riding ON Sunday, and never go to an
entertainment of any description on
Sunday. I'm opposed to that kind Of
thing ON principle ''Then, of course,
you never eat hot Sunday dinner.
because it's cooked on Sunday" well,
that's different. Pm no crank. Chi
cago Tribune.
"Was the sermon interesting this
morning, Henry?" asked Mrs. Peck.
who had been unable to attend church.
"Most interesting sermon our pastor
ever preached" replied Henry. en-
deedr' said Mrs. 2. What was the