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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04
Beware of Otntmeuts for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,

AS mercury win surely destroy the sense OF
smell and completely derange the whole system
when entering it through the mucous surfaces
Such articles should never be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is tenfOld to the good you
can possibly derive from them. Halls Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by f. j. Cheney & Co,
Toledo. o., contains no mercury, and is taken
internally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine
1t Is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio,
by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Sold
by Druggists price 75c per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04


During this month fourteen official
tests have been reported to me. Every
practical dairyman will recognize that
this is a surprisingly large number
under the unfavorable conditions of
intense heat. One indicates nearly
nineteen pounds of butter at 80 per
cent of fat to the pound and two
year-old heifer produces over sixteen
pounds.
Summarized the records are as fol-
lows: Two full age cows average 5
years s months % days old, SO days
after calving; milk 1853 pounds; but
ter fat 1890 pounds, equivalent to
II lbs. 6 OF. butter so per cent fat, or
16 lbs. 3-5 OF. S5.7 per cent fat. Six
cows (three-year-olds average years
months % days old, A days after
calving; milk 367 pounds: butter fat
11.34S pounds, equivalent to IA lbs. 3
OF. butter so per cent fat, or 13 lbs
3-9 OF. S5.7 per cent fat. Six cows
(two-year-o lGs) average 2 years 3
months old, 20 days after calving;
milk 349.3 pounds; butter fat l0.4SO
pounds, equivalent to IL lbs. 10 OF. but
ter so per cent fat, of II lbs. Sc OF
S5.7 per cent fats. Hoxie, Yorkville.
~ j.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

The Manitoba wheat crop is estl-
mated at 100000 bushels, against
earlier estimates of as high as AZ. OO0,-
600 bushels. while the Indiana crop is
said to be the smallest for many years,
being estimated at 100000 bushels.
against from 25,000,000 to 10000, 900
for several years past, and the French
crop is officially estimated at 2SS ,CO0,-
900 bushels, against 66,000,000 bush
els last year, with the surplus carried
over from last year estimated at &c.
5000 bushels.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04
Dyeing Is as simple as washing when
you use PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
Emigration in Hungary has assumed
unusual dimensions lately.
Eat what You Like,

When you take MorIey's Liver and
Kidney Cordial for then, dyspepsia,
Indigestion, heartburn, foul breath,
dizziness and the long train of similar
troubles will disappear and your
cleansed and awakened system will
demand food. Sound digestion and
sound appetite go together, and both
follow the use Of this time tried rem
edy. Ask your druggist.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Garfield Tea is the best herb medicine
for the cure of constipation and sick
headache: IL cures all kidney and liver
disorders: it puriiies the blood, cleanses
the system ana clears the complexion
This remedy is used by countless peo-
pie the world over; 1t can always be de-
pended upon, and is therefore reco.l l.
mended by physicians and all who once
try IL.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04
Carriers Ink Is the

A woman's sweetest smile may hide
an aching heart.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

DR.. Johnson once met the village
postman trudging along the dusty
road on hot summer afternoon. The
postman observed that he had still
a mile to walk just to deliver one
newspaper "Mv goodness" eNclaim-
ed the sympathetic doctor, I'D never
go all that distance for such a trifc.
Why don't you send it by post?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04
Cooked Food for Pigs,

Especially in cool weather warm
rocked food adds to the comforts of the
pigs, and comfort has much to do with
thrift. The germs of disease are killed
by the cooking and animals that have
germ-proof feed and drink will be af-
fected very little with diseases, espe-
cially with those of a contagious char.
acter,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04
Get Your MOneN's Worth.

1t is hard to appreciate the full
worth of Morley's Wonderful Eight
until you have used it in score of
the emergencies that come in every
household. DR.. II. +. Barnhart of
Claiborne Parish, La, says: Permit
me to say l have tried Morley's Won
dcrful Eight and found it a good med
icine in pleurisy and pneumonia.
Nothing equals it in relieving pain"
Price % cents. Ask your druggist.
The people who are always afraid
they will work too hard never do too
much
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Dyspepsia, Indigestion, all stomach and bowel
troubles positively cured by Tabers Pepsn Com
pound. Sample bottle sent by mail free. Write
DR.. Taber, Peoria, III.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

This question arises in the family
every day. Let us answer it today. Try
Jell-O, delicious and healthful dessert.
Prepared in two minutes. No boiling!
no baking! add boiling water and set
to cool. Flavors: Lemon, Orange,
Raspberry and Strawberry. At your
groCeTS. 10 cts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04
STORYETTES.

a school boy at prize examina-
tion furnished the following biogra-
ply of the patriarch Abraham: lie
was lie father of Lot, and had two
wives. One was called Ishmale and
the other Hagar. He kept one at
home and he turned the other into
the desert, where she became pill
lar of salt in the daytime and pill
lar of fire by night"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

I do not believe Piso's Cure Tor Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.-JoHN b
BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb 10, 1900
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Ask your grocer for Russ Bleaching Blue, do
not be deceived by fraudulent limitations, see
that the name Russ appears on all packages
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

The most common shade trees in the
streets of Cuban cities are the Spanish
laurel, beefwood, West Indian almond
and the sandbox tree.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

There is no time for hair-splitting
when the lives of Americans citizens
are being unlawfully taken.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

when you go % buy bluing Insist upon having
Russ Beachipg Blue aAd not an Imitation
Sold by all grOccrs.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

moles are numerous. The mole hOl s
serve TO drain the land.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

pleases all the family. Four fayors: -
Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Straw
berry. At your grocers. 10 cts. Try
It today.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Singapore now has two rival golf
clubs.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

More daily papers are published IN
Ruenos Ayres than in New York CITY.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

1t is said that salmon. pike and gold
fish are the only fish that never sleep.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

A thorn in the bush is worth two in
the flesh.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04
Stung by "a Centipede.

Scandal mongers are good class to
carefully avoid.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Tonegect the hair is to lose youth and comeIness.
Save II with PARK HAIR BALSAM.
UINDERCORNS. the best cure for cOrns 1Jcts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Many little sins are committed be-
cause they have high sounding names.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

A tongue may intiict "a deeper wound
than a sword.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04
THE OPINION OF AN EXPERT.

Our greatest pleasures are those we
share with others
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Farms for sale on easy terms, cxchcn~e, in Ia.
Ncb. MINI. or s. d. j. Mulhall, Sioux City, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

If you would be somebody in the
world begin by being yourself.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

best ink that can be made. 1t costs you no
more than poor stun not fit to write with.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Sociability is the pleasure Of getting
ri d of self
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04
What Shall We Have for DESERT

When a man is a little mellow he i'm
AGNES he is ripe for anything.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Suspect not friends words, but
rather his meaning.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Some people put on so many airs that
Just to come near them make one cold
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Mrs. WinslOw's Soothing SYRUP.
For children teethng, sOftens The gums, reduces In
6ammation allays pain, wind collie 25c bottle
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

ltaly's new king received more than
co, 900 messages of coincidence.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Broken engagements are usually heart
failure cases.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

Cyrus Townsend Brady tells an
amusing story in his "Recollections
of Missionary in the Great West"
of little boy he knew on the from
tier, who belonged to a family who
had trained him to believe in the
deep-water form of baptism and was
experimenting with the household cat
and a bucket of water. The animal
evidently did not believe in INNER
sion, for she resisted, bit and scratch
ed until finally the little boy, with
his hands covered with scratches and
with tears in his eyes, gave up the
effort TO effect the regeneration Of
the cat. "Dog-gone you!' he cried,
''go and be an Episcopal cat if you
want to-"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

gorgeous costume flashed beneath the brilliant lights
of ball The queen of society is radiant tonight
The nervous hands of q weak woman have toiled day
and night the form and aching head have known
rest for the dress must be finished in time.
that queen of society and her dressmaker would
say o word. One through dollhouse culture, luxury and
social excitement and the other through the toll of necessity
may day find their ailments q common cause.
Nervous prostraton excitab:y, fanting spells dzzi-
sleepesness loss of appetite and strength all indicate
trouble which has been promoted by overtaxed
system
For the society queen and the dressmaker alike there
nothing so reliable as Lydia IL. Pnkham's Vegetable
Compound to restore strength, vgor and happiness
Mrs Lizzie Anderson 40 Union St, Salem NJ j., writes:
write and tell how
what medicine has Tor AT
could had OF the
of
Vegetable Compound helped
taken bottles well
and do wheel feel bad effects from
thankful to the OF all WISDOM
| curing suffering recommend med
troubled with OF these
III a&SsSSvAs Diseases
$EEgEs$NssA II Mrs. Sarah Swoder, 1903 West ST..
/ St-%g.IySASa8aN II La Porte, Ind, writes:
&kgN w Nj "DEAn Mrs PISKmAM:-It gives m great
II EskW -k much good Lydo T.
We EayT Pnktams Vegetable Compound has
II \ ] III had been Il sufferer for with female
VI @yA | l couldn not sewb minutes at n
II I Il without suffering terribly with head
II n Il md
advised friend to take med
faith decided
IE& taking bottle felt better that
SNN@EsS the had taken
medicine
for ! recommend 1t to all my friends"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

When Bob" Taylor was governor
of Tennessee he was noted for being
as tender-hearted as woman, and
the way he pardoned out convicts
was something awful. lie was wait
ed upon by a committee of the legis-
lature, who very fatty and in no I'M
certain way told him that this whole
sale pardoning must stop" Gov
nor Bob" looked at the committee,
tapped a bell, asked for his pardon
clerk, and when he came said: make
out pardons for every man in the
penitentiary." The clerk bowed and
Withdrew. Then the governor looked
at the committee. who were staring
as if they thought he was going mad.
Gentlemen" he said, finally, Il am
governor of Tennessee, and if this
committee or any other ever again
seeks to interfere with my consti-
tutiOnal right to pardon, I'll sign
every one of these pardons which the
clerk is making out. Good morn
ing"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

1t once fell to the lot of LORD
Morris. always a wit and now dis
tinguished judge, who had never lost
the mellifuous brogue of the west of
ireland, to hear case at Coleraine,
in which damages were claimed from
veterinary surgeon for having pois-
oncd a valuable horse. The issue
depended upon whether certain
number of grains of particular
drug could be safely administered to
the animal. The dispensary doctor
proved that he had often given eight
grains to man, from which it was
! to be inferred that twelve for a horse
was not excessive. Never mind yer
eight grains. docther," said the Judge;
1--WE all know that some poisons. are
cumulative in effect, and We may go
to the edge of ruin with impunity.
But tell me this: The twelve grains
wouldn't they kill the devil himself
if he swallowed them?" The doctor
was annoyed, and pompously re
piled, Il don't know, my lord; never
had him for a patient" From the
bench came the answer: "Ah, no, doc
Their. We nfver had. mOre's the pity
The old bhoy's still aloive."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04

During n recent heated spell, Car
dinal Gibbons of Baltimore and Arch
bishop Ryan of Philadelphia took a
run down to Atlantic City. and on
arriving made themselves known to
none, but went to a bathing house
incog. Clad in the shapeless bathing
suits that are furnished hapless
strangers, they soon issued forth,
with broad trimmed straw hat tied
tightly down upon the head of each.
In spite of their shapeless costumes,
however. there YVES something dis
tingue in the appearance of the two
men. and so it happened that some
of those in the thrOng that huddled
along the beach gazed at them with
mild curiosity. One home-like coun-
try woman, evidently on her first
sea shore visit, was especially inter
ested in watching the two men, who
were enjoying themselves with con-
stantly increasing gaTety. At length
the dignitarics heard her say criti-
cally to her husband, in what she
thought a safe aside: "Well. the old
man. he looks kinder thin and peaked.
but the old wOman-seems to me she s
quite hearty and strOng!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-10-04
Yield Of Yield of 30


Average ....... ........ .5672.6
The Caldwell tribune., 1900-04-21

answer the men at the polls in 1900.
Nobody would have hesitated to
have given Free-Trade to Puerto
Rico had this question not come up.
I think if the Democrats in Con-
gress had been quiet and waited
and let the Republicans gone on
they would have executed the pur-
pose that they had at this session,
but they would have treated It as 2
matter of Free Trade by legislative
enactment and not by the doctrine
Promulgated at Lincoln, Neb., that
the Constitution follows the flag.
We propose to give to the people
of Puerto Rico money out of the
pockets of the men who have been
speculating in their products. The Is
Democratic party proposes to giYe
them the Constitution. There are
40, 900 naked women in Puerto Rico.
We propose to clothe them, if that
be true, with money drawn from
the men who have taken advantage
of their troubles and Of their pro-
ducts and stored them in ware
houses waiting for this. The DEM
ocratic party proposes to clothe
them with the Constitution. once
read wonderful poem about Godi'
va, who, naked in the ordinary
sense, rode through the streets upon
her palfrey clothed "all in chastity"
but this is new doctrine.
They propose to clothe them with
the Constitution; and if it gets a
little colder, they will add the Dec
laration of Independence; and if il
E gets still little colder, they will
add Washington's Farewell Ad'
, dress and the writ of habeas corpus
. and all sorts of things of that char
q acter. We propose, in liberality
in justice, in honest appreciation O
f humanity, to tax these importers I!
= per cent. of a hundred and use i
4 for the purpose indicated, and il
# that way place barrier upon III
l., statute books of this country agains
. the incursion of barbaric labor int
- the labor districts of Minnesota
6 and into the mines of Ohio an'
II Indiana and West Virginia; ant
- fight it as you will, disguise it a
. you will, that is the position tina
: the 1aboring men of this coUntr,
r. - will take upon this question. an
thank God the majority of the &
~ publicans of this House--almost a
=, of the Republicans of this House
~ stand clear as the sun, bright as tt
" moon, and, in the coming conte
with the men who sought to destro
labor, terrible as an. army of. bar
=, ners.
The Caldwell tribune., 1900-04-21
HOW SUCCESS IS S WON.

After once choosing your occupa-
ton, however, never look backward;
stick to it with all the tenacity you
can muster. Let nothing tempt
YOU or swerve you a hairs breadth
from your aim and you will win.
Do not let the thorns which appear
in every vocation, or temporary
dependency or disappointment
shake your purpose. You will
never succeed while sn1arting under
the drndgery of your occupation If
you are constantly haunted with
the idea that you could succeed
better in something else. Great
tenacity of purpose is the only
thing that will carry you over the
hard places, which appear in every
career, to ultimate triumph. This
f determination. or fxity of purpose,
has great moral bearing upon our
success, for it leads others to feel
confidence in us, and this is every.
! thing. 1t gives credit and mora
e support in a thousand ways: Peo
pie always believe in man with Z
fixed purpose, and will help hin
v twice as quickly as one who i
|, loosely and indiAerently attached t
his vocation, and liable at any tim
IS to make change, or to fail. Ever
IS ybody knows that determined me
m are not likely to fail. They carr
IS in their very pluck, grit and detel
lv mination the conviction of assn
,r ance of success.-SuccesS.
The Caldwell tribune., 1900-04-21
The White Light of Truth Thrown Upon Far the Greatest
Issue Made in This Country Since Gs6O.''
FRIENDS OF AMERICAN =
LABOR ARE WARNED
Against Spread Plain Sight Them Speech of the Hon.
Charles H. GrOsVenor of Ohio in Representatives
- February 26 1900:

lustrate we admit that Congress
shall make no law respecting an
establishment of religion or prchib-
iting the free exercise thereof"
nor can it pass any law "abridging
the freedom of speech or of the,
press" nor forbidding the people
''peaceably to assemble and to pc
! tition the Government for aredress
cf grievances" nor can it quarter
soldiers upon the owner of property
in time Of peace, nor prevent the
people from bearing arms, nor shall
it involve the homes of people in
the matter Of searching fer papers,
&c:
All these things which Congress
is forbidden by the Constitution to
do we say it cannot do anywhere,
neither in the United States nor in
the Territories nor anywhere else.
We stand upon these limitations OF
\ the Constitution as sharply as do
our friends on the other side, but
we do say, and we will stand by it,
that it is Republican doctrine, old
as the Republican party itself, thai
the Constitution goes nowhere into
newly acquired territory except by
the act of Congress itself, and tina
these Territories are all open tt
E such action as Congress may de
termine. When did this doctrin
start? The controversy pended TO
c thirty-five years prior to 1856, an'
q the Republican party in its plat
{ form of June II, 1856, use this lar
t guage:
"ReSoL0ed, That the Constitutio
q confers upon Congress sovereig
~ power over the Territories of th
~ United States for their government
4 and that in the exercise Of tn
power it is beth the right and tt
- duty of Congress to prohibit in tt
-, Territories those twin relics OF ba
r. barism-polygamy and slavery
"a That is where this doctrine star
s ed against the Democratic dogn
at that the Constitution went ever
IN where er brobrio vig'0re. Th
.ir came the sharp contest of 1860, al
re here we have it:
NJ "That the new dogma, that t.
+o Constitution of it's own force carr
oil slavery into any or all of the L
ad ritories of the United States, i
nd dangerous political heresy, at V
es- lance with the explicit provlsl(
+o of that instrument itself, with c.
rs temporaneous exposition and W
rn- legislative and judicial precede
t1e is revolutionary i'll its tendency
subversive of the peace and L
les mony of the country.
ion That settled the question VIII
.ess Calhoun had spent thirty-fve y|
in in educating the South to un'
AK stand, and we then went IN
up bloody war, and at the end OF
ired long desperate years we settled
it that the Constitution went nowl
the but by the operation of its ex
in sion through the action CT Congl
non and this has been argued UNI
hese has become wearisome.
The Iwant now to make this a
OFF, cation to the practical politics G
one. day. From Maine to CalifoTnl'
e in labor organizations Of the cou
hout are on the alert. .',oome EN
MS of NAV not know it; some repres'
that tives may not hear from then
rbid- do. I have the honor to 9. tePr pFl2
o il a district IN Wh1ch the'e "'0