davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09
Nun. SiGmprc 60, Winn.

eca. sr after ct Gdr enot og pt sr oa
.,,,o, iro / bet ioite gdr at bette Iars
~srror,st, 5at hal "poiten" ia for
II nj coOs QGIsitOf, ben bar brugt os
NJ fpunbne qdr. Sat og Yaaitlens
NIL, buroe BEN ogiau Ia tpr, at ben MI
,,tr bar forItSrret 8Iaoet, iaa bet er
>, timber. boorleoes ben for ben pris fan
AN, i1oreom 2Gsning ON auret. ga,
,vD "a Qptte pGrs meo "poiten", idu
sr b,r,fter Ipm for fan blipe leoenoe pg
IsF,nos tblunot bet norite Colt baaoe
hr "a hinIos8 Sapet.
gtn lite December fit hi en- opgtig
crsflot 49, IS a 20 Spmmer - bet
msit,. fum FER er falot pau eugang paa
mcroe qdr; men noget efterpau tom
socU,ir, ION giorOs Gnoe paa bet meite
# Snssn; bet bar IaoDiot pGret SlGoes
iet.
IrsGng.rne bar roiet ooloipmt blanot
grrrsns her / 9jnter, % entelte bar facet
gur~asbetqnoelIe eller andre SDgoomme
,ft,rpaa. forrsiten bar Sott oGret al
minoli1 friite. Widael Peberion, ION
en- 1io bar opbOlot fig Der, fulot bob ON
qua en- Ggtr msIlem Cling 9opum %
6aas 9tr9sldnO pda giortb Yrairie for
ro9,t 0oae iiben, rimelispis rammet al
nisrtsiIag. geoerion bar for boet peo
Grafton, Y. Dat, % bar 7S Nar gams
mel. after @arTto ON: "@aager os pns
rr rtce; tbi s oioe life, pda boao lib
tMrs @,rrc tummer"! Bel ben, iom
l'rrsr fnosr puagsn, naar ban tommer.
Scr drbsiOss MI pud at faa iitano ct
Gar SsItioulinier: en- imeIIem 5armsrne
Goro for ~9i9bldnoDiQe % til Wbaldn,
% IN dnotn ira Si9bIano eler 0m.
I0rrd forbi Rub % til psterIou. "a,
nj bin bet hanoigt; inart tan 5drmerne
.i3s' hicmme bier pua i'm Sofa % npt
la 9emptIi9t oiitutere 9u9ens Spprgss
rdal.
Saa en- Oenli9 SilIen til 8ialbte baas
Dc 3r % binijOes Sapet.
6. q. Sieae.
Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09

c9 l9ttsr isans rsgsImasfise Cog mt[em
sstos os minneapolis os ct. paul pia
S~rsdenrinse os 5ersus Sails.
5 tirtelis 6srI,enos bar pi p9ret Be-
tlsnt at Risiiuspreitsrns Guam al ben
5orensoe airte og 8uaonoer az ben
ipenite observation-disclosures. puitor Z. z.
Wtpruo, ION betiener en- libsn Ntisbso /
5ssienon, bar pGret Der % balot ct BAR
8uostisneitsr, % Soil Times ida goOt ON
BAN, at Der pitt / en- mar 5remttD biir
prgantIsret en- norit S9uobe ; Wsnigbeb
Der.
Sermeo en- 6ilIn til Ypiten og 8snner
pg gstienote pso Spring GroOe.
s. 8. Sobnfon.
Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09
Saf!

Wfin beoits Sat, !Sr. Reoatter, for
pr9mtebogen, Seq bauoe bsrt, at ben
ltuloe bore uomGrtet, men ieg mao fgs,
at le9 bleo bsilig pberraItet. Spil!e
oetli9e gileber! Sg i~dabant fadr man
ION pr9mis! Seq oil mango 8anae
glGoe mig bsb at bsitus BEN, og teie ON
og ON igien 8ogsn. QttIaa Eat! oa
Ell goot Nbtaar snItes Dem al
SOban Rtttelisn.
Sogan, 27oe San. 1900.
Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09
500 9eIsnnins, 800.

let err cs en- @fsos al meob,I. gpisrue. at bet 10,
Ipifts piotniaben at furere ben Hemmc Spaoou
satarrb | ale stdbier. 6dus Gatsrrh Gure er ben
epsite Rur, oer Ct ienbt til 8tbsu1fabeu. aatarrb CT
en- aontitutiettsi IN BON, o. trrrer tiliparenOe Be
~barotirs. Sdas Gatarr9 Cure tdaes ~iubUenbig o.
oirttr bircite saa 8IObst o. GoeGRalsr eplsomr mems
Sprinoclie % sicer ben spse stprts o. Bialper Ra.
turen ioers Grbeioe. Gierne al ocHue Rtotciu bat tcr
Giltrp iii D~Ieoicireu os tilbaosr 500 for bpert Til.
table. ben iiie fan Iase. Sirip siisr 8ioresbprb.
Seresle; i. I. Siensp d. SO,
Ioleoo. Chic.
EV- SGlaes hos a1e Erns9iter ior u 2eatS.
cars GamIiN Gturr er be bebte.
Der er 10 Periobsr / en- Wanos Glib,
hoori ban uIorig f%oritaar en- 8Oinoe."
"Sg bet err"
"6pr ban er gift - % sfterpda."
Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09
Wcbiter, SDo Iafpta.
Carl 2arion.
sil "0ecurabs poIten"s Reoattion.

Gil "Oecprabzp oIten"s Rsoattipn.
9u pi peb, at Ri siennem Osres glao
ian nda De flsite uorits 6olt, iaa bsbes
De berpeo ON at bore iaa psnlis at inbs
tass psOlaste BON pm SiGlp, iaa inurt
De ian finbs plaos til ben.
9i unbertsgneoe bepibner herpeb. at
Ears Reisrion at Dan Co., 9. Dat, sr
upen Miolsr, al ban er ipg % uoe al
Stanb til at isrse for zig ielp og i'm ga
milis, CO at ban bar en- ip9elig 8one og
tire imaa gsern. 9an beoer oerfor, erz
bsois ON Sialp til at bpsse fig ct tibet
Sus.
e. 9. Sulitrsm. 50. Comm.
5. ). pitior, SO. aubitor.
SoIepb Canaan, So. Suose.
Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09
Icuci, Spo Safota.

Bill De p9rs iad mil / Oeres 9rebe
9lab at omtale, at TO 9eoragere reiIte
igiennsm Deuel. Gpuntp, g. Dat, bpps
notiierspe 6armerne og ipiIeoe penge al
benz. 50 BsrIoner Tom til en- uprIt
Sarmer Der. WGnoene bar pelporne,
omtrent 5 Sob og 8 CONNER bsie. en- al
benz bar italoet os iaa uo til at bare
msGlem 40 og 40 aar sammel. De
tierte meo ct Bar Seite, bporaf ben enc
bar brlln og ben anosn fort meo en- bib
6let / panoen. gn at WGnbene fab
ieien / guggisn, mebsns ben anben ait
inb til Sarmeren. 6an talte ct uos
martet Gngelit ps bar SsfIi9bepen ielO.
San preientereoe fig Tom en- retienOe
@sent og frempifte ct Guloubr, fom 5urs
msru tunbs babe uoiigt til at binoc.
Seq talte pa til Sarmcren, og bet brpg
bans Sante bort ira llbret og forbins
oreoe superintendent. Den fremmeoe
putteoe llbrst / 2ommen % tog frem en-
Del Yengeisbler oe pilos ipiae meb 5ars
mereu, iom bare 10 at BAN. Oa ban
Iaa, at life Surmeren tunDe bppnotiisres,
putteOs ban ihpp fine Sing og gil. Gn
Tabo Der bar ban mere belbig meo; ban
ineb BAN for $500. gn moen Surmsr
/ oenne Ggn blep bppnotiieret al en- rsis
Ienoe a9snt os itreO unosr paa en- Srs
Der for 800, boiltet ban alorig piloe
qiort / normal Silitano. 8ebrassren
faar bragst Sferets sante ben paa en-
8ienItanp, ct ltbr, en- Bog e1er andre
Sins, pg plnorsr iaa Deotommsnoe.
De- bsoIte er life at babe meo iudoanne
Golt at sisre.
Carl 2arIon.
Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09
Madre! Msdre! Medre!

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup sr 81 samm.It,
eoei proper miooel, iom opsr so Aar bar parst brnsi
odsn meo tuidkomnsn Sukces. Def bsroliaer Bar.
net, bloogiog Summsrns. formiuoiifr Setdnoellen,
ouImer Smsrteu, heibrsosr pinotolit. bar en- nleaet
b%sbaselte Sina9 o9 er Oct bsoite nltooel moo pidrre.
Sdlaes Of Ornagifer operali | psresn. 6uif az tors
Ianss MRS. wlnsiow's Soothing Syrup" oa ias in,
srn anosu Slaas. prisu CT % Gents 5iaissn.
Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09

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Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09

Febrnar.
Sen bag
II
! INNS.
Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09

toINt %
|ts maats
ior ion
Fn1, sft,,st
ptl ioarc,
/ sbups.
f.. 90rs.
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fig N}an.
IS mango
ban orbei.
f Rt6i.
PEI unNr
| nleo bans
| 91trmd
Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09

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b / 6enns
| 81. 10
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Gourtbus.
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Decorah-posten., 1900-02-09

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m burm
q igddrs
|tubit %
be p9rtt
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8 be ian
hail nsts
H. s..ns
The silver star., 1900-05-11
Chincss Methods.

The Chinese way of telling time is
the oldest of all. Some travellers in
China asked Il farm lad whom they
met on the road If it was yet noon
He looked up ut the sky TO see what
progress the sun had made. but there
We're clouds In the way. Then he ran
to the farm and soon returned with a
surprised looking eat in his arms.
Pushing up her eyclids he said that
the morning was not yet ended.
This WAS "a great puzzle to the
strangers. who could see no connec-
uSn between Il eats eyes and the time
of day, and. going On the farm. they
asked the inmates TO explain the mat
ter
The Cinnamon thought their visitors
woefully ignorant. but they obligingly
hunted up all the cats in the neigh
borhood. and. having caught three or
four. showed that the pupils of their
eyes narrowed by degrees until II
o'clock. when they became merely Il
hair line extending perpendicularly
across the eye. The noon mark once
crossed. they rs slowly dIlated again.
While not disputing the facts of the
case. the travellers decided that. ns
you had first 30 catch your cat, and
then examine its eyes against its will,
this method took great deal of time
to lind out what O'Clock 1t was.
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x,.,c,p., .n,,sy ...s Agencies.

II il NOT long since Geneva first pos
sessed public labor Office. This insti-
tuition ID a great benefit to the working
classes. From 400 to 800 people call ae
the Office for work every month. As
many come seeking workmen or ser
wants. Two hundred working people
are provided with situations every
month. and II Is expected that the num-
ber will Increase when the office and
it's work are betetr known. The priv
ate labor agencies. with few exceptions
exist only for the exploitation Of the
poor people. especially servant girls ar
irving from the country. Their wages
are practically confiscated by the pri-
vate labor agencies. There Is move
ment on foot to have these agencies
suppressed.
The silver star., 1900-05-11

All over the country there are women
who have been invalids for many years.
suffering with female arrangements
which the family doctor cannot cure.
WHAT boon 10 such women Is DR..
Hsrman's free adviceI So famous
has his skill made him that hardly .
hamIef or town In the county but
knows his name. ne cures tens Of
thousands, and he offers TO every
woman who will write 10 him her
symptoms and a history of her trouble
Tree advice and treatment.
The medicines he prescribes can be
obtained at any drug store. and the cost
is within the reach of any woman He
describes ninutely and carefully just
what she shall do and get to make a
healthy, robust woman of herself.
The Doctor has written book
especially for this class of women, en-
titled Health and Beauty" This book
contains many facts of interest to
women, and will be sent free to any ad-
dress by DR.. Hartman. Columbus. O.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
Funnygraph&

Sandy Pikcs-"When dc bulldog
grabbed me fought Of Ie kaiser
new play" Pellucld Pete--'What Is
dat?" Sandy Pikes--"Why. .De Iron
Toof.'"
What Is Lenten discipline Uncle
Obed?" 'Lenten discipline is nj
tempting to make somebody else give
up u bad habit and finding out tina;
you can't"
Mrs. Grill-"Oh. dear! I've sung to
this baby for an hour. and she h1sn
stopped crying yet" Mr.. Grill
Probably che has been waiting 10,
you to stop"
Ostend-"Pa. has any ono ever in.
vented perpetual motlon?" Pa
Yes. my son." Ostend--"Who. pa %
Pa-"Why the man that starteI the
Philippine war
DorOthy-"Pa. I do Wish we wcre
rich" Dorothy's Pa-"How rich would
you like to be?" Dorothy--"Oh, aw.
fully rich: rich enough to snnb people
and still be called agreeable"
Jingle--"say. old man. can. you pny
me that $40 you've owed me for a
yearT Jingle-"It would be Il pleas
ure!" Jingle--"we-e-e-cll?" JangI.
But I've denied myself all pleas.
ures during Lent"
Jones--"Curry Is an awful unfortu.
nate fellow" Jackson--''Thnt co.
Jones-"Yes: nc snores 30 loud thai
he always wakes the baby. then the
baby cries 40 loud he wakes Curry, ~
they have to walk together"
The silver star., 1900-05-11
An Impor..n. QUESTION.

A North Omaha Sunday school su-
perintendent always conducts the les
son review in his school. He spends
about five minutes in explaining the
lesson, and then asks:
Now. has any one question to
ask"
Last Sunday he explained the les
son as usual. dwelling at length on
its chief thoughts. and wound up with
the usual question:
Nov. has any one a question to
ask?"
member of the boys junior class
raised his hand.
Well. what is your question:" ask
ed the superintendent
Please, sir. are We going to have a
picnic this mmerg'-Omaha World
Herald.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
4 St0ngle Hold.

The millionaire lobbyist had rudely
rejected the suitor for his daughter:
hand.
Never. mind" said the young man
calmly, as he picked up his hat. 81
will see you later
Not if l see you first" said the
lobbyist coarsely.
You will have to see me-" said
the youth
What DO you mean by that"
snarled the old schemer.
Il mean said the youth calmly
that l have every assurance that |
will be elected to the next legislature,
and you know it is going to be a re-
form body"
Then the old man quailed before
him--Cleveiand Plain Dealer
The silver star., 1900-05-11
Another Mean Man.

"Stimson is i mas."
Why so2"
Hes got way Of keeping his wife
from going through his pockets for
loose change.
"How's that?"
He spends it all before he gets
home. ."-Clevelsnd Plain Dealer.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
Denver Directory.
HARNESS
The best 80 dou-

The best 40 dou-
BILE Concord Har-
ness in Colorado
for SIS. With
breeching. so; IS
double team har-
ness. with breech-
ing. SIS; tz steel
horn stock saddle
for SIS: SIS single
buggy harness for
8. 50. Do not be
deceived by worth
less imitations.b but
order direct from
us and get the
lowest wholesale
prices. Catalogues
]. FRED MUEL-'
Denver. Colorado.
EXAMINATION.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
A r,.er rsssse

That man Svipsey doesn't seem TO
be able to get into his head what di-
rect and persistent push will accom-
plish."
That's right. His wife told me that
the other 1 ~ he pushed the baby car,
into the gutter and tipped the baby
out"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
a Had start

People ought to be careful what
names they give their Children
Yes. Indeed: many a boy who could
have been u successful merchant has
been ruined by having n name given
him which made him think he ought
to try 10 write poetry"
The silver star., 1900-05-11
Hsr PPofs.sor,

mabel always said she would never
marry any but professional man. e
And has she fulfilled her desirey'
Yes Her husband Is Prof. Thid-
cleton. He has an educated goat and
a trained monkey that he exhibits on
the stage."-Chicago Times-Herald.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
A I'stsns.d c,r.,.

Two virginians have patented a CT.
gar IN which lenf stem Is inserted in
the center to impart It's fragrance to
the nller. the stem being withdrawn
when the cigar In lighted. thus forming
IA passage for the smoke.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
Her Abandon men, q, Feather.

We'll, my wife has decided to buy
an Easter hat that hasn't a bird or a
feather on it."
Good She has Joined the Audu-
bon Society,""
oh. no. She picked out this hat
because it was the most expensive one
they had in the store."-Chicag5
Times Herald.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
For p,n.a, Of r,.cher,.

The Santa Fe Route will sell tickets at
rate of one fare plus s. for the round trip
from Colorado points to Chicago. St
Louis and Missouri river points and re-
turn on June llth. 18th and 10th. July 18th
and 10th and August 9Th: final limit Oc-
tober 3lst. For particulars call at 100
Lawrence street, or address
J. p. HALL.
General Agent Santa Fe Route. Denver.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
Clieereti.

Rev. Mr.. Goodman. Are you aware.
sir. that you are on the downward
path?
Soakley-shay. zat so2 Thash good.
wash fraid mebby / mirht be on the
way 10 get sent up.-chicago Times.
Herald.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
Those Names

Gilson-I hear Crosby and his wife
have separated.
Millet-What was the trouble?
Gilson-He wanted to name the
baby after her. but she insisted on
naming 1t after the sleeping car they
took their bridal trip on.-New York
Press.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
rA. I.eo..id.r... Prince

Its too bad. deah boy. that the
prince is so inconsiderate."
In what way. old chap"
Hes grandfather. don't you
know. for the third time. How can he
expect us to initiate him to that
widiclous extent. don't you know?"-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
chean Excur.ion. Eat.

The Burlington will on June 11th and
18th put on sale tickets from Denver to
Chicago. St. Louis Peoria and all Mis-
souri, river points at rate Of one fare plus
81 for the round trip. Tickets good for
return till October 3lst. This rate open
to everybody. g. W. VALLERf.
General Agent
The silver star., 1900-05-11
osc.. . Mn.ln.l .,o.....

King Oscar Of Sweden is II musical
monarch who may often be heard for
hours improyIsing on tho piano. and
more particularly on the orgnn-an
instrument which Ia almost unknown
In private circles abroad. His ma
!esty Is also great lover OF glec sing
Ing
The silver star., 1900-05-11
do Your Fee. ae.. and n.r.,

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease. powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns. Bunions. Swollen. Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
shoe stores. Csc. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y,
The silver star., 1900-05-11
Conscientious.

Il suppose you will vote according
to your conscience IN this matter?"
I will" answered Senator Sorghum.
And my conscience tells me that it
is always wrong to waste good
money. y."-Washington Star.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
His Atnos phere.

"Ah, yes" sighed the girl. he
works in an atmosphere OF art"
1 should think from the smell OF
his clothes" her mother answered.
that he works in an atmosphere CT
tobacco smoke. e."-Chicago Times-Her-
aid.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
suspIcIou. Actions.

You know Jack Fitz-Jackson mar
ried wealthy girl whose friends gave
her 700 bridal presents "
Yes. what of it?"
Hes started department store. ''
Chicago Record
The silver star., 1900-05-11
A., 10, U,,n. Alien. root-kase.

II is the only cure for Swollen.
Smarting. Burning, Sweating Feet.
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot Ease. powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and shoe
Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ao-
dress Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. N. Y.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
The voice os Euvy.

Upson-They say Miss Muchcaah
has rented Nat.
Downes Zone OF the rejected) Only
rented? I henrd she'd married him
Kansas City Inde dependent
The silver star., 1900-05-11
t makes YOU think that %.
a Color Mixture

Whats that?" said the onlooher.
pointing to the aaring crimson page
o. newspaper.
"Oh. that's the red badge of yell
low" said the Cheerful Idiot.-New
York Commercial Advertiser.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
Ch.nEeIr.. Chnnxsllnx.

Guess nust have been changed
In the cradle"
WHY"
. "i've never had any change since.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME oooD jokes. ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

An Important Quessisa Cna.svsrsA =
a Strange Hold Expiaiped-A Dead
Csrtai.ty ON Bullion - a Simple
Chiid.
The silver star., 1900-05-11

Muriel-"Granny. is 1t very narrow
path that leads to heaven
Granny-"Yes. darling; straight and
very narrow"
Muriel-"How will you manage.
granny?"-The Spear
The silver star., 1900-05-11

:. sam Smythers IL sure he will make
financial hit this time" What In his in
rention "Perpetuated grass-to be use,
on presidential lawns during politica
campaigns"
The silver star., 1900-05-11

Footpad-"sir Bernard Bullion. I be-
lleve?"
Sir d. B.--"You have the advantage
Of me, sir"--The King.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
GaI10d
-
Pounds

<S0EAR MRS. AnNMkIxANeE
Z svss. vos,y lIbls ~ my
frieaae ElboseUibf Z sNoo =
ooaesapap6oa.
nMao O0wlanaaaI Abondl.
aolboe, booAknokbO and knly-
An0 0f sstossRo, and my Oyoe
vw0s.o afHoO6oa,
livery one pofaood Abo,v
poorly Z k0oltoa aRd I Swae
advised to take Lydia e.
Pinkham'8 VogOfablo
00nsposapds
"Oao bof6ko roIIovod
NO. and after EalkfnO 0Auhbf
b0f6os nm now . koaklIby
NoNsanS have Dalnod q
weight from % Roaapa0 q
1907 Ov0sy000 asks WHIST
sssalIo0 mo % stout -
MRS. A. T0kkEs 1850 H.
toe ST, PthAAdolplhka, p.
Mrs.. RasAdbasss hes fifty
tlbOwsana oUoh IoffOro
from grateful swonsoa.
The silver star., 1900-05-11
THE WAR IN SOUTH AFRICA

Is causing an increased demand for potatoes and
circumstances promise better prices. II you
plant. you will save many backaches, much time
and expense by purchasing the Little Giant
Potato Cutter. a complete machine for only
$500. fully guaranteed Write for free circulars
Agents wanted Dealers especially solicited.
J. K Elliott & Co. Platteviile, Colo.
The silver star., 1900-05-11

Scientists say that touching stair
rails may convey contagious disease.
'Of course: the only place where a mar
can feel safe at all nowadays Is hanging
from a thoroughly dislnfected rope"
The silver star., 1900-05-11

PA. when you were In the war did Won
hight every minute, night and day?'' No
George; We and the enemy had to stot
of each other" ~sN
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,Geiia and fell out about my hat.
what about it?' II said II didn't n.
come me- weii?' ''She said sh
thought SO. too. '''
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bunaloes are In geological gardens
Yes: and the only wild west we have
Is with travelling circus.''
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Mr.. Jones-"This is very poor economy.
Clara? Mrs. Jones-What do you mean
Mr.. Jones-Why. for you to buy 49,
cent step ladder and keep me home from
business to hold IL for you
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Health Is a question Of intelligence.
ana not OF medication. us the his;or.
o! medication connrms.-ilev. +. E.
Mason.
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Hall's Catarrh Cure
Is a constitutional cure. Price, 75c.

"Eustacia wouldn't come to our church
luncheon Wasn't she asked?'' Eyes
] invited her: but she said she thought
some OF the prominent people might have
invited her.
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What did the oculist say about Tom
NY He says he has baseball eye
strained one eye badly looking through
knotholes n the fence
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Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of a.
scough cure.-J. w. oBRiES. 81 Third Ave.
N. Minneapolis, Mimi. Jan. Q. 1900
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c. o. u.

The Friend-They said he had to
settle quarter Of million on his
eldest daughter because OF mole on
her forehead.
The Fool-That was a case OF spot
cash.-kansas City Independent
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Many causes induce. gray hair. but PAnxnn's HAS
BALsA. brings back the youthful color
AuDxRcoRxs, the beet cure for corus. i5cts.
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II Looks Like It.

Il think my landlord must be a
chess player" said Dinwiddle to Van
Braam.
What makes you think that?"
He told me 1t was my move
Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
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Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing syrup.
For children teething. softens the gums reduces n
nammation alays pain. Wind collie 2sc bossio
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Or. NlRrkaa's ADVICE
Is Sought by Female Suffer-
ers from Ocean to
Ocean.

Mrs. r. w.
Goulder. 1905
4th ave. Rock
Island. Ill,
| writes:
| Il was at
fiicted for five
or six years
with catarrh-
al difficulties
a n d W a .
z 70 " ! n e
worse all the
time. l began
taking your
Peruna with
"A marked inn
prov c IN e n {
from the first.
lndepende n t
of c IL r | n &
that. the Pc
ru n a h a Q
greatly m
proved d my
z e n e r q l
health"
Every bot
tie of Peruna
is worth its
W e i g h t in
gold : espec-
tally TO me.
for l W e
IN V present
good health
20 par,,pa -
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DO you think Uncle Toms Cabin car
hold the public another season. "Oh.
yes: we've introduced a plantation cake
walk this year.
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So. Ll.h. . 70 ..- o..rlookra.

Miss .Iones-You stay away from so
many society functions. Miss looping
ham.
Miss Joppingliam-Yes:w we've had nm
established position so long. you know.
that we don't have to 20 out unless we
want 10
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These womsn.

The doctor said he couldn't do
anything for my rheumatism unless |
drop out of my ra!ny-day club"
What does your rainy-day club
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Hook Of Choiss Rec,pe.
1s-s Mention this papsr. ' N~'eose
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81 suppose Lawyer Jibbs closing
speech bristled with legal points?" We'll.
I'm on the other side. and according to
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In Use For Over 30 Ycars.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
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A Innx Reach.

"Bixby called ne liar last night
Did you knock him down."
Il struck at him. but my blow fell
short "
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His Money. worth.

Cohenstein-'So she has broken der
engagement? Dit she gin you back
der ring?"
Isaac-'No: she said diamonds hat
gone up. but she would gin me yot
bald for it."-Puck
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$4,000 a WEEK AND EXPENSES
to oagents selling our household goods. Sell OF
sight. Write Z. II. Marshall 4 Co., Chicago
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Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle Of CASTORfA.
. safe and sure remedy for infants and children.
and see that 1t