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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-01-05
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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
FATAL CoLoRS.

1t has been proven that soldiers are
hit during battle according to the color
of their dress, in the following order
red is the most fatal. Austrian gray is
the least fatal. The proportions are red
twelve, rifle green seven, brown six,
Austrian gray five. There is n other
color, not mentioned, more falkland
that is the pallor of weakness. If it has
commenced to paint it's deathly hue up
on your cheek, and the stomach weak
ems and life seems not worth living, go
to the druggist and obtain a bottle Of
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. 1t will
give you life and energy. 1t does this
by making the stomach strong and the
blood pure. 1t is unequaled for such dis
orders as Indigestion, dyspepsia, or ma
laria, fever and ague.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14

The engineer misunderstood the signals
and there was a frightful railroad coils
Ion, with terrible loss of life. The whole
country was appalled, by that accident.
There is doubtless a far greater loss of
life occurring every day, in various sec
tions of the country, for which the only
excuse is,-"the doctor didn't under
stand the symptoms" These cases arc
not the subjects of special inquest n the
country would be aghast at the sacrifice
Of life to ignorance.
It has been the experience Of DR.. R. v.
Pierce and his staff of assistant physi-
clans, that ninety eight out of every
hundred persons submitting to their
treatment can be cured. People given
up by the local physicians, weak, ema-
ciated, with stubborn coughs and bleed,
ing lungs have been absolutely cured by
the use of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery.
Sick people are invited to consult DR..
Pierce by letter free. All letters are
held as strictly private and treated as sa-
credly confidential. Answers are mailed
In plain envelopes without any printing
on them.
my chest, and was SO weak I could hardly walk
about the house, says Mrs. G. 3. Kerr, of POI
Dodge, Webster Co., Iowa. ~ tried several
phys;clans and they told me l had consumption.
/ heard of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov.
cry and I thought l would try some oft. Before
ter; I took five bottles Of It and have not yet had
any return of the trouble"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
The Santa Fe Route.

Annual Meeting General Assembly Of
The Presbyterian Church in the United
states of America, St. Louis, Mo-, May
Il to 31.-Round- trip tickets from San
ia Fe to st. Louis. $3S.05. Dates of sale
May IA and Is. Good for return passage
leaving st. Louis any date up to and in
Guiding June 2, 1900.
Annual Meeting Imperial Council.
Ancient Arabic Order Mobiles Of the
Mystic Shrine. Washington. d. c.. May
% to 24.-Round-t "trip tickets from San
ia Fe to Washington, $3.50. Dates Of
sale. May IS and 10. Good for return
passage leaving Washington up to and
including May %. 1900.
National Baptist Anniversaries, De-
troit, Mich. May % to 29.-Round-trip
tickets from Santa Fe to Detroit, $3.50.
Dates of sale. May - and 20. Good for
return passage leaving Detroit up to
and including May 80, 1900.
Biennial Meeting General Federation
of Women's Clubs, Milwaukee, Wis.,,
cuAC Z ~ De- tlAP NASnCto "
Santa Te to Milwaukee, $500. Dates of
sale, June / and 2. Good for return
passage leaving Milwaukee up to and
including June 80, 1900.
International Convention Baptist
Young Peoples Union Of America, Gin
c~innati, O., July II to 15.-Round-trfp
ticket, Santa Fe to Cincinnati, $47.10.
Dates of sale, July . and 10. Good for
return passage leaving Cincinnati up
to and including August 10, 1900.
Biennial Conclave knights of Pyth-
las, Detroit, Mich, August q to Sep
TENDER 1.-Round-tr tickets, Santa Fe
to Detroit, $4S.60. Dates Of sale, August
%, "a and Is. Good for return passage
leaving Detroit up to and including
September IA, 1890.
For further particulars in regard to
these meetings call on or address any
agent Of the Santa Fe route.
n. s. LUTZ. Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. J. BLACK. q. r. A..
Topeka Kan.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
Queer Auctions.

The South African auction, which
is vogue at the Cape, is a far more
exciting affair than it's English imi-
tation. Surprising a house is to be
sold. The auctioneer rattles so SOW
ereigns and cries out: FIFTY golden
sovereigns for the man who first bids
$4,000" Nobody bids it. After a
pause he cries: Fifty golden sov-
ereigns for the first man who bids
G4,90O." And SO on, until he gets a
bid. 1t by no means follows that the
property is sold to this bidder. For
the auctioneer is again at it. Sup
pose that e4,40O is the first bid. Then
the auctioneer shouts: "There r rs
golden sovereigns for the first man
who has the courage to bid $4,000"
Possibly there is no bidder. Then e25
is offered for a bid of e4,550. If there
is nj bid eventually above the e4,400,
the man who has made that offer is
saddled with the property. Otherwise
he pockets the bonus and has moth
ing more to do with the estate.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
ROBBED THE GRAVE.

A startling incident, OF which Mr..
John Oliver Of Philadelphia, was the
subject, is narrated by him as follows:
Il was in a most dreadful condition.
My skin was almost yellow, eyes sunk
en-. tongue coated, pain continually in
back and sides, no appetite-gradually
growing weaker day by day. Three
physicians had given me up. Fortu-
nately, a friend advised trying Electric
B~itters;' and to my great joy and sur
prise, the first bottle made a decided
Improvement. l continued their use for
three weeks, and am now a well man.
1 know they saved my wife. and robbed
the grave Of another victim" No one
should fail to try them. Only SOC, guar
anteed at Fischer & Co.'S drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
The Gifts of Wealth.

The strong man cried aloud in his
anguish.
Our wealth is gone, he sobbed, and
with it all that wealth bestowed upon
us!
Not our dyspepsia, Alfred! protested
his wife Representing his despair. No
vicissitude of fortune can rob ms OF
that!
And then, at last, he told her the
worst; how that their impoverishment
was likely to neccessitate their removal
from Boston, to some community, doubt
less, where a disordered digestion was
not particularly aplomb.
Confronting their calamity thus. they
wept together, and for a time were
utterly wretched .-DetrOit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
AUGUST FLOWER.

1T is a surprising fact" says Prof
Houton, that in my travels in all parts
Of the world, for the last ten years, ]
have met more people having used
Green's August Flower than any other
remedy. for dyspepsia. deranged liver
and stomach. and for constipation.
find for tourists and statesmen, or for
persons filling Office positions, where
headaches and general bad feelings
from irregular habits exist, that Green's
August Flower is a grand remedy. II
does not injure the system by frequent
use, and Is excellent for soul stomachs
and Indigestion" Sample bottles free
at Ireland's Drug Store. Sold by deal
ers in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
THE CALIFORNIA LIMITED,

The California Limited which runs
four times q week has Pullmans, dining
car, Bnffet smoking car with Barber
Shop, Observation car with ladies'
parlor), vestibuled and electric lighted
throughout. A solid train between Oh :
cago and Los Angeles. Same service
eastbOund.
CHICAGO, MEXICO 4 CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. l and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. ., eastbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 90 is = local train between FL Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
a-d Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
FL time tables, information and lit.
erature pertaining TO the Santa Fe
route, cell on or address,
H. 8. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. N
w. J. Black, g. p. A.,
Topeka. Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
A THOUSAND TONGUES,

Could not express the rapture of An
ME E. Springer, of lips Howard st.,
Philadelphia, Pa, when she found that
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption had completely cured her of a
hacking cough that for many years had
made life a burden. All other remedies
and doctors could give her no help. but
she says of this Royal Cure-'ft soon
removed the pain in my chest and I can
now sleep soundly, something I can
scarcely remember doing before. l feel
like sounding its praise throughout the
Universe. So will everyone who tries
DR.. Kings New Discovery for any trou-
BILE of the Throat, Chest or Lungs.
Price SOC and $1.00. Trial bottles free
at Fischer & Co.'S drugs store; every
bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
ut is with a good deal Of pleasure and

1T is with a good deal of pleasure and
satisfaction that I recommend Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy" says Druggist A. W. Saw
telle, of Hartford, Conn. "A lady GUS
toner, seeing the remedy exposed for
sale on my showcase, said to me: I
really believe that medicine saved my
life the past summer while at the Shore
and she became so enthusiastic over its
merits that I at once made up my mind
to recommend 1t in the future. Recently
a gentleman came into my store SO ov-
ercome with collie pains that he sank
at once to the floor. I gave him a dose
Of this remedy, which helped him. I
repeated the dose, and in fifteen minutes
he left my store smiling, informing me
that he felt as we'll as ever. Sold by
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
BEWARE OF A COUGH.

A cough is not a disease, but a symp-
which are the most dangerous and ia
tai diseases, have for their first indica-
ton a persistent cough, and if properly
treated as soon as this cough appears
Remedy has proven wonderfully sue
c~essful, and gained its wide reputation
and extensive sale by its success in cur.
ing the diseases which cause coughing
a cent. For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
One Way.

The JAY understand you took the
faith cure.
The Josh-Yes; 1 read Ingersoll.-
Kansas City Independent.
w. s. Musser, Millheim, Pa, saved the
life of his little girl by giving her One
Minute Cough Cure when she was dying
from Group. 1t is the only hamless rem
edy that gives immediate results. 1t
quickly cures coughs, colds, bronchitis,
grippe, asthma and all throat and lung
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
LEGAL NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that letters tes-
tamentary have been issued to the I'M
dersigned as administrator of the estate
Of William l.. Jones, deceased, late OF
the county of Santa Fe and Territory
Of New Mexico, and all persons having
claims against said estate are hereby
required to present them to the under
signed within the time prescribed by
law. RUFUS J. PALEN,
Administrator
Santa Fe, N. M, May 10, 1900.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
Those Artful Men!

Mrs. N~aggerton. l cannot under
stand what the attraction of a public
dinner is to you lei You can enjoy a
good meal at home if you want to, or II
not there are plenty of restaurants
where You might 60, but only the young
men seem to take advantage of them.
Mr.. Naggerton (absent-mindedly.) Al
a public dinner, my dear, there are nc
women, don't you see Che never finished.
--AIlY SlOper's.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
Biliousness is a condition characte,

Biliousness is a condition character
lied by a disturbance Of the digestive
organs. The stomach is debilitated, the
liver torpid, the bowels constipated.
There is a loathing Of food, pains in the
bowels, dizziness, coated tongue and
vomiting, first of the u~ndigestcd or
partly digested food and then of bile.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's allay the disturbances Of the stom-
ach and create a healthy appetite. They
also one up the liver to a healthy &C.
ton and regulate the bowels. Try them
and you are certain to be much pleased
with the result. For sale by A. c. Ire
land.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
YOUR FACE

Shows the state of your feelings and
the state of your health as we'll. I'm
pure blood makes itself apparent in a
pale and sallow complexion. Pimples
and Skin Eruptions. II you are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have q
healthy appearance, you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. 1t cures all blood
diseases where cheap sarsaparillas and
5o-called purifiers fail; knowing this.
we sell every bottle on a positive guar
antee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
UNIQUE Plan 70 nxelude Chinese,

Either the queue or the Chinaman
will have to leave the mines in Brit
ish Columbia. The parliament has un-
der consideration q peculiar Chinese
exclusion act. The province hesitates
to pass q direct act against the sub
jects Of a friendly power, so this will
be ian act to regulate the length Of
hair III by employees in mines."-
N. Y. Sun,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
sale at Fischer's drug store.
Not the Fool He Looks.

Miss Branely-Are you fond of novels,
,Cholly?
Cholly-Fwankly, l cawn't say l am.
It's q bore to read them, doncherknow,
and it's q bore to be asked If you have
read them when you haven't, doncher-
knOWi-puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
Reflections Of a Bachelor.

An old young man never becomes a
young old man.
Lots of life's charity would never hap
pen If the beggars caught US by our,
selves.
The worst thing about being consid'
cred great is that people think you are
so mighty small when they get over it
A man is always safe as long as he
likes a lot of women so well that he
can't bear to hurt the feelings of the
rest by marrying any one of Them
New York Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
THAT THRoBB1NG HEADACHE.

Would quickly leave you, if you used
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Thousands
Of sufferers have proved their matchless
merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches.
They make pure blood and strong
nerves and build up your health. Easy
TO take. Try them. Only 25 C. Money
back If not cured. Sold by Fischer &
Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14

J. @. Hood, Justice of the Peace, Cros-
by, Miss, makes the following state
ment: IT can certify that One Minute
Cough Cure will do all that Is claimed
for it. My wife could not get her breath
and the first dose of it relieved her. 1t
has also benefited my whole family" It
acts Immediately and cures coughs,
colds, Group, grippe, bronchitis, asthma
and all throat and lung troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14

II had stomach trouble twenty years
and gave up hope Of being cured till I
began to use Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t
has done me so much good I call the
savior of my life" writes w. R. Wilkin-
son, Albany, Tenn. 1t digests what you
eat. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
A Sudden Departure.

"What made you get out of the car SC
suddenly. Springgins?"
Didn't you see that crazy woman?"
"Why, 10. Which one was it?'
'The l offered my seat to. She
thanked me politely, but said she had
only been shopping and she presumed
needed the seat more than she did,
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
EDITOR's AWFUL PLIGHT.

EDITORS AWFUL PLIGHT.
F. M. Higgins, Editor Seneca (Ills.,)
News, was afflicted for years with Piles
that no doctor or remedy helped until
he tried Bucklen's Arnica Salve. He
writes two boxes wholly cured him. It's
the surest Pile cure on earth and the
best salve in the world. Cure guaran-
teed. Only Csc. Sold by Fischer & Co.,
druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
A nemorial Of nc Centuries.

Colossal crosses are to be erected
this year on 10 mountain peaks Of
Italy to commemorate the nineteenth
century Of the Christian era. A re-
ligious society will have charge Of the
matter. The crosses will be cut from
granite, marble, or whatever stone
characterizes each region, and will
bear an inscription.-Scienti6c Amer
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14

after suffering from severe dyspep-
sia over twelve years and using many
remedies without permanent good, I
finally took Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It
did me so much good I recommend It to
every one." writes J. q. Watkins, Clerk
and Recorder, Chilltcothe, Mo. It d.
gests what you eat. Ireland's Pharma-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14

Miss Florence Newman, who has been
a great sufferer from muscular rheu-
matism, says Chamberlain's Pain Balm
IL the only remedy that affords her re-
lief. Miss Newman IL a much respected
resident of the village of Gray, N. z.
and makes this statement for the bene-
fit of others similarly AFFLICTED. This lin
lment is for sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14

The easiest and most effective method
of purifying the blood and invigorating
the system Is to take DeWitt's Little
Early Risers, the famous little pills for
cleansing the liver and bowels. ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
Some Reasonable Advice.

Wife-I'm going to consult the doctor
and see if should go away this summer
Husband-Don't do it, my dear, be
cause when l have paid him for his
advice there won't be anything left to
buy a ticket with.-Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
Choice of Evils.

Bertha, think l hear q burglar down
stairs.
Well, let him alone. If cook gets
awake she'll call in seven policemen and
we won't have a bite left In the house
for breakfost.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
Those Chicago Girls.

$50 you finally proposed" said his
chum.
swell, to tell the truth" returned the
thoughtful youth, 81 really didn't know
that 1 proposed, but she accepted me, so
| guess that settles it."-ChicagO Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
lean.
HovAbsurd.

He was the bashfulest man she had
aver met.
What would you do, he said tentatively
II I were to steal . kiss from you!
I really don't know, she responded,
with the always bewitching di61dence
of Q maiden under such circumstances,
but I think l would 90 into court and
testify that you were . kleptomaniac
and didn't know what you were doing.
And he only laughed and thought It
was o good j6ke.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14

Sunday school Te~acher-Robert, tell
me why it was the children of Israel
built a golden calf.
Robert don't know, unless twas
that they didn't have gold enough to
make q coW,-Life,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
Converting the Wicked.

"Why, Jacky, open the door and lei
Katie In. Don't you see it's raining?'
cried Jacky's mother.
II can't, mamma" said Jacky, ''wt
are playing Noah's Ark; I'm Noah anG
Katie is the sinners, and she must stay
out in the wet.'-Tit-B Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14

The Book Agent would like to
show you this beautiful work. 1t tells
about the habits of savage animals.
The Severe Lady at the Door, don't
need II. I have been married four
times.-Indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
An Unpleasant Reminder.

He-I always take pains to deny the
straight.
She-That is noble Of you, my dear.
He-Yes; l have to remember with
what accurate and effective aim you
threw yourself at me.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14
He Only LIVED There.

Busy Merchant (at down town lunch
counter)-I've = great mind to buy o
barb. Do you know anybody thereP
Busy Lawyer-N0. ! don't know any
Of the people, Of course. l only live
there.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-14

after suffering from piles for fifteen
years I was cured by using two boxes
of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve," writes
w. J. Baxter, North Brook, N. G. 1t
heals everything. Beware of counter
feits. Lreland's Pharmacy.