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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

When you cannot sleep for coughing,
it is hardly necessary that any one
should tell you that you need a few
doses of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to allay the irritation Of the throat and
make sleep possible. 1t is good. Try it.
For sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Conveying the idea.

II can't help admirihg the ingenuity
of the landlady at our boarding house."
sin what way"
At breakfast time she burns a grain
or two of coffee on the kitchen stove, so
al to fill the dining room with the odor,
and then gives us chickory to drink
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
His Blank Despair.

Speaking of the races, wasn't it the
two-mile dash free-for-all that Binks
lost all his money on?
Yes. Why?
Nothing, only l remember he used
about a two-mile dash in expressing
himself after it was over.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
SUNDAY Observance.

Hanks-Jones doesn't observe the Sab
bath at all, does he?
Banks-Oh, ye.; it's the only day he
goes fshing.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

For three days and nights I suffered
agony untold from an attack Of cholera
morbus brought on by eating cucum-
bers," a y M. E. Lowther, clerk Of the
district court, C~enterville, Iowa.. II
thought I should surely die, and tried a
dozen different medicines, but all to no
purpose. I sent for a bottle Of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy and three doses relieved me en-
tirely." This remedy is for sale by A.
c. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Quite.

Parsimonious Patron inspecting por-
trait)-Well, it seems to be about ready
for the finishing touch.
Needy Artist think it is. En-
could you pay me for it o just as well
as nOtp
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
His Vast knowledge.

l believe you think you have a good
understanding of human nature, said
the bridegroom bOarder.
Human nature? I've even got some
ideas about women also, said the savage
Observation-Disclosures Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
A Labor Question.

C~leverton-I find nowadays that if a
man wants to marry a girl he has to
work till he gets her.
Dashaway-But if it's the right girl,
he doesn't have to work afterWard.-
BROOKLYN Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Not for Their Health.

"Oh, my! Oh, my!' exclaimed the
clergyman, who had happened upon a
group of small boys playing craps on
the Sabbath day, "what are YOU playing
that game on Sunday for?"
EUR keeps! What dyer spose?" re-
piled one of the boys.-Philadelphia
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

If this condition
had come suddenly
it would have been
u~nbearable. But the
transition was grad
ual. A little o
, strain each day on
1.-THE nerves. A little
o drain each day
of the vitality. Any
woman would be
glad to be rid of such
a condition. Every
woman tries to be
rid of it. Thousands
of such women have
been cured by DR..
Pierce's treatment
with his Favorite
Prescription" when
local doctors had
entirely failed to
cure
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Friendships Revel.

"Smithers and l met yesterday for the
first time in thirteed years."
ut was an interesting meeting, no
doubt"
"Yes; all our old stories went ell as
good as new.'-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
;lCk HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA.

nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed OF money back. rs cts. and SO cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

For sprains, swellings and lameness
there is nothing so good as Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Try it. For sale by
A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Neiohborly Criticism.

Biggs-Your new neighbor is a mar
of means, is he not?
Diggs-Oh, yes; he's undoubtedly the
meanest man | eve met. Chicago
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Maintaining a Good Average.

Cholly-Baw Jove! You are reading u
1O-cent novel!
Fweddy-That's all right, old chapdy.
Pm smoking a 25-cent cigah.-Chicago
Tribune,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Bound to Resist.

Confucius teaches the beautiful doc
trine of nOn-resistance.
That's all right, but a man can't lend
another man money when ne hasn't got
it, can he?-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Joy in Prospect.

The watermelon's waning, and
Its joys will soon be gone;
But, all, dear Natures lavish handl
The pumpkins coming on.
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
What q Directory They Could Have.

"And you say" remarked satin, THAT
you really like the place! suppose you
look at the smoke and imagine you are
in ~Chicago?"
"Oh no." replied the late arrival from
Chicago. Il haven't noticed the smoke.
It's the population you have here that
inspires me. "-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Always Knew It.

"Theophrastus doesn't seem to take
any interest in politics, does he?"
mo; he wants to be fixed so that which
ever way the election goes he a say he
felt sure it would come out that way
indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Most Uufsshionable.

NY gracious! suddenly exclaimed lit
tie Mabel Blugore, who had been day
dreaming, l suppose there's no help for
1t.
What are you thinking Of, dear, asked
her mamma.
Why, l was just thinking when we
die well have to wear ready-made
heavenly robes for a few days till we
can be ted.-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

When you want a pleasant physic try
the new remedy, Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are easy
to take and pleasant in effect. Price, Is
cents. Samples free at Ireland's drug
store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Painfully Capricious.

Then You didn't enjoy your ocean
voyage?
No, just as l got used to the vessel
rocking north and south it changed its
gait and went to rocking east and
west.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
A SUBSTITUTE FOR o A

London is trying to produce a substi-
tute for household cold. Common peat,
chemically prepared, Is the proposed
new COAL" Whether it will deplace the
faithful old fuel remains to be seen.
Time will weigh it in the balance, and if
found wanting, relegate it to the grave
yard of failure, where SO many imita-
tors of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, the
great dyspepsia cure, may be found.
This has been the only genuine cure for
half a century. Every sufferer should
try it for constipation, indigestion, dys-
pepsia, liver or kidney troubles, if he
would be cured. Be sure to get the gen.
uine with our Private Revenue Stamp
over the neck of the bottle. There is
nothing as good for malaria, fever and
ague, or to counteract rheumatism.
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any case Of
coughs, colds or Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
To Send Away.

Well, that caps the climax.
What's that?
Cook says those folks in that little
house on the corner came Over while
we were gone and had their photo
graphs taken sitting on our veranda.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

You can spell it cough, coff, caugh,
kauf, kaff, Rough, or kaugh. but the on
ly harmless remedy that quickly cures
1t Is One Minute Cough Cure. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
Condensed.

Reporter-"What should I do with this
long article about the milk trust?
Edjtor-Condense lt.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

The most dainty and effective pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
They are unequalled for all liver and
bowel troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's
Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
prompt, palatable, pleasant, powerful,
purifying little pills.. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
DYSPEPSIA CAN BE CUREDBY USING
ACkER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
rs cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
al feel as il [ should Av to pieces,n

How often those words are on a woman's
lips. They express to the uttermost the
nerve racked condition of the body,
which makes life 4 daily mattrvCorl-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

Sick women suffering from unpleasant
drains, irregularities, bearing down pains,
inflammation and liberation are invited
to consult DR.. Pierce, Buffalo, N. v, by
letter free of charge. Every letter is
guarded as a sacred confidence. All let
tiers are promptly answered and mailed
in private envelopes without printing of
any kind upon them.
"Favorite Prescription 3" is in the full
est sense a temperance medicine, con.
tanning neither alcohol nor opium or
other narcotic in any form. Accept no
substitute.
Mrs. Rena Hensel, of Massillon, Stark Co.,
Ohio. writes: II had been troubled with chronic
constipation and female weakness and doctored
with different physicians, none of whom seemed
to help me-. I saw one of your advertisements,
and I thought I would try your medicines. did
% and with good results. TOOK one bottle of
p. Pierce's Tavorite Prescription, and two of
his Golden Medical Discovery and I can say
I am cured of my troubles, thanks to DR.. Pierce
and his medicines. They do a world Of good to
those who give them a good trial"
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are a per.
feet cure for constipation.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

Dyspepsia Cure
DiueStS what YOU eat.

Digests what you eat.
Itartifcially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon.
s%tructing the exhausted digestive Or
gans. It, is the latest discovered digest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
al approach it in efficiency. 1t In.
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache. Gastralgia, Cramps and
all other results of imperfectd digestion.
Price Soc. and 81. Large size contains az times
size. Book all aboutdyspepsia mailed free
esspored by E. c. DeWITTaco Chicago.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
P'r'aps Net.

"Seems to me I've met you somewhere,
sir. | can't recall your name, but I'm
sure I've bee in your company before"
II think not, sir; but you know best.
I'm the keeper of the house of correc-
tion."-Pick-Me.Up
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

A new remedy for b~iliousness is now
on sale at A. c. Ireland's drug store. 1t
Is called Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. 1t gives quick relief, and
will prevent the attack if given as soon
as the first indication Of the disease ap-
pears. Price, rs cents per box. Sam
pies free.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03

The progressive nations of the world
are the great food consuming nations.
Good food well digested gives strength.
If you cannot digest all you eat, you
need Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It digests
what you eat. You need not diet your
self. 1t contains all of the digestants
combined with the best known tonics
and reconstructives. It will even digest
all classes of foods in a bottle. No 9TH
er preparation will do this. 1t instantly
relieves and quickly cures all stomach
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
THE MINING CENTER
Santa Fe Is the Natural Center Of
Mining Operations In New
Mexico.
MINERAL ALL AROUND 1T
The Golden Oochiti Within Easy Reach
Coli, Silver, Copper, Lead, Coal, Iron,
Mica, Turquois Found Within 80
Miles of Santa Fe.

The New Mexican has the satisfaction
Of exclusively publishing the first map
showing the numerous mining districts
ever placed before the public. 1t was
drawn and engraved expressly for use
in these columns, and will be found &C
curate, complete and instructive. 1t is
deserving Of careful study on the part
Of every one interested in the future
growth and prosperity of the Capital
city and the localities Immediately en-
vironing it. Especial attention is
called to 1t in detail.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
The New Photograph

"How dib yon catch up the golf dialect
so easily, Mabfe?"
"Oh, we took our parrot out to the
game several days; and then we learned
from er."-Detr6it Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Ackar's Enp1fsh Pamadv In onv ooso of
The Soda Fountain Eyep.

"He has such expressive eyes,"
"Due to the influence of environment.
l believe
"Environment?"
Eyes; he lived ten years in a prohibi.
ton town."-Detroit Journal.
To prevent consumption quickly cure
throat and lung troubles with One Min
ute Cough Cure. Ireland's Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-03
FARMING LANDS UNDER IRRIGATION SYST

In tracts 20 acres and upward, with perpetual water rghts-cheap, an
of 20 annual payments with 7 per cent interest. Alfalfa, Grain and
grow to perfection.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-28
FILLED ALL REQUIREMENTS.
She Wanted q Real Sensible Book and
She Took Robinson
CrusOe.

The trials of Librarians in city libraries
have often been cited; those of the guardl-
ans of small country libraries are of diff
ferent character, but require perhaps the
exercise of even greater patience, says
Youths Companion.
ma wants you should pick her out
book, said freckle-faced girl to the bright
young woman in charge of the free library of
a New England village; "and she don't want
serious one, she says, nor she don't want
a love story, without it's founded on fact.
Nor of course, she don't want anything she's
ever read before"
The librarian tapped her pencil thought
fully on the desk, without trace of de-
spair which chance listener to this dialogue
expected to see on her face.
.t'Nor she don't want anything that's
chopped up into short stories, she says,
continued the girl, bent on the Librarians
further enlightenment, "and she wants con-
slider BILE going on, and lot of pictures, ma
does. And she told me particular to say
she didn't want no di'lec' stories; she says
she knows well enough how folks in the
country talk
Still the librarian thoughfully tapped her
pencil, apparently waiting for further in
structions.
"She wants a real sensible book, the kind
grandma likes and I like, too volunteered
mas emlissary; then suddenly she leaned
hoarsely, eff there's one of the Robinson
Cruzo books in, ma said you'd better gimme
that"
Certainly said the librarian, pleasant
~, and a moment later the well-thumbed
copy of the famous adventures had changed
hands, and the happy possessor of it de-
parted wreathed in smiles.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-28
PLANNING HOME RULE.
Native Leaders In Luzon Advise with tho
Philippine Commission Regarding Gov
eminent to Be Established.

Manila, Dec. 22.-Leaders of the
projected autonomy party have again
visited the Philippine commission,
and the platform proposed was dis
cussed privately and in an informal
way. The plan of the party is to
form United States territories in
volving candidature for ultimate
statehood. The platform declares in
favor of senate and house of repre-
sentatives elected from the districts
of the archipelago according to popu-
lation. In preparing a bill of rights
the United States constitution is util-
lied with the exception of the feature
of trial by jury According to the
plan the governor general appointed
by the president would have the power
to veto except in cases of a two-thirds
vote of the legislature. The legisla-
ture would choose five delegates to
the United States congress-.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-28
WEAKNESS OF HUMAN NATURE
According to the idea OF an Inaur.
ance Agent Who Was Inter.
eAted In the Fire.

"Talk about the frailties of human ma
ture," said well-known insurance agent the
other day, relates the Kansas City Journal,
mo one else has so good an opportunity to
discover them as an insurance man. An in
cident occurred few days ago that showed
me a side of neighbours character which
had never suspected to exist. A fire broke
out in his home, and, do you know, that
man went three blocks to a telephone to re-
port it, when there was phone right in his
house.
"1 saw the fire soon after it started, and
rushed to give assistance. It was while help
ing to pack the things out that I discovered
the phone, and turned in the alarm. Now,
it takes strong stretch of the Imagination
to believe that the owner had forgotten
there was a telephone in his house. That he
should have acted as he did undermines
ones faith in people in general.
think of it. There I was sweating and
endangering my life to save his property,
while he was anxious, evidently, to have it
burn. Such conduct doesn't encourage one
to exert himself for others
"By the way" interrupted a listener, "did
any of your companies hold policy on that
house?"
'fNow, you are asking leading question"
replied the insurance man, with guileless
smile. "What am saying is that the ac-
tions of that man are a sad commentary on
human nature"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-28
RAILROAD STATISTICS.
A Preliminary Report by the Statdatdcian
to the Interstate Commerce
Commission.

Washington, Dec. 22.lThe prelimi-
nary report on the income account OF
railways in the United States for the
year ended June 80, 1900, prepared by
the statistician to the interstate COM
merce commission, contains returns
of operating railway companies rep
resenting 19O, 4O6 miles of line. The
gross earnings of the railways includ-
ed in this report were $1,4S0.6 1854.
or S7,776 per mile of line. OF these
earnings 1896, $50, 76O were classed as
passenger earnings and $1,04S. 26S, s75
as freight earnings. The gross earn
ings shown in the final report for the
preceding year were $1y313,e10,11S.
Operating expenses for the last fiscal
year aggregated $956,s14.143, or So
OPS per mile of line. The net earnings
of the roads embraced in this advance
report were 1928, s5S,912 for 1900, or
$73,11O,747 more than they were for
1899. Income from investments and
other sources amounting to $6O,675,-
700 were received, so that the total
income was $5S4.534, 612.
The total deductions from income
were 1895, ,O56. This item includes
interest on bonds, rents for leased
lines, taxes ($44,396, 1859 and other
charges to income. The amount of
dividends declared was $109, 400, 147,
which is $27,555,3ss greater than the
amount declared by corresponding
roads for 1899. The resulting surplus
from the operation of the roads COW
cred by this preliminary report was
$79, 49,, 400. The surplus shown in the
final report for the preceding year
was So, ,877.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-28

"A hundred years ago the worlds pop
,ulation was 640,o0O,OOO, and now the
total is placed at 1,500,0o0,0oo. But
The increase in commerce is immense
ly greater in proportion. The worlds
interchange of products was valued at
81. SOC, 100000 in 1880, and is not now
less than $4,000, 100000. Railroads,
steamship and electric communica-
ton, all introduced during this CEN
fury, have worked the change. The
per capita of commerce in 1900 was
$2.31; now it is $13.27. Submarine
cables transmit 100000 messages a
wear.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-28
THE PLACE LOCATED.
House In Which Young Cudahy Was Held
by Kidnapers for Ransom Found
by the Odcers.

Omaha, Neb., Dec. 22.-The result
of "a hours work on the part of the
police of the city and half hundred
detectives has brought to light the
location of the house in which Edward
Cudahy, Jr., was held a prisoner for
nearly two days, and from which he
was returned to his home in the city
at a late hour Wednesday night.
The house is located four miles
from the city and in a place of easy
access, but so situated as to allow the
desperadoes ample opportunity to lay
and carry out their plans without
molestation from inquiring neigh
bors. Within easy communication
with rail and wagon roads leading in
and out of Omaha and South Omaha
and on high knoll where sentries
could give immediate alarm in case of
necessity, the one and a half story
shack had been admirably chosen by
the bandits.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-28
MINORITY BILL PRESENTED.
PORTION OF the House Census Committee
Wants the Membership Increased
from 355 to $50.

Washington, Dec. 21.-The report of
;he minority of the house census COM
Mite on the Hopkins reapportion-
nent bill was submitted to the house
Friday. 1t proposes as substitute
ior the Hopkins measure, a bill fix
ng the total number of representa-
lives at $50 instead of 357 as in the
Hopkins bill. Under this bill the gain
as follows: Arkansas, California.
Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Louisi
ina, Massachusetts,, Mississippi, Mis-
souri,, North Carolina, North Dakota.
Washington, West Virginia and Wis
.onsin one representative each; Min
lesota, New Jersey and Pennsylvania
gain two; Illinois, New York and
Texas gain three. Under this bill
Kansas would retain it's present MEM
oership.
The house passed the Indian and the
military academy appropriation bills.
The former carried $9,O36, $50 and the
latter $700,151.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-28
THE SOUTH AFRICAN WAR.
The Situation In Cape Colony Serious-Fears
That Dutch Sympathizers Will Join Re-
bellion-Dewets Declaration.

Cape Town, Dec. 21.-The situation
IN the northern districts of Cape Col
ony is more serious. Fully 1000 Beers
have invaded that section. Grave fears
are entertained that Dutch sympa-
thizers will join the rebellion and
that this will spread. Although there
is no fear as to the ultimate result,
the lack of sufficient number of
mounted troops is felt by the Brit
ish. The enormous waste of horses
in South Africa was never fully ap-
preciated until now.
Dewet had 5000 men and $4,000
horses when he captured Dewetsdorp,
according to a gentleman who was i'm
prisoned there. The Boer commander
then declared that he was not going
to surrender without free pardon
for all his men, including many Cape
Dutch.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-12-28

r. C. Bruce, of indianapolis, the
young negro who was one of the
winning team in the recent Yale-Har-
ward intervarsity debate, is not the
only man of his race from Indiana to
win fame recently in an oratorical
way. Willis o. Tyler. a young colored
man who is working his way through
Abe University of Indiana, has recent
" been selected to represent that in
stitution in the state oratorical con-
test to be held at Indianapolis. Young
Tyler, who was born near Blooming
ton, Ind, has earned his own educa-
ton.