West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-11-29

There will be sunday school NJ the
Presbyterian church next Sunday morning
at 1000 O'Clock.
This year eelipses all others for HOLIDAY
Goods Opening December Sih.
SHAFFER, Blown x Co.
Mrs. Elias Childs aud son, Robert. have
been mp a, wilsonia the past week visiting
Arthur Childs, son of the former.
farmer living near Kiusaood has two
fine fresh COWS for sale. II YOU want TO
buy call a, this otf:e for information. .
Services Sunday morning at 1000 O'Clock
a, Reedsville, aud a, Hopewen AT ago D.
M. Let all the people turn out to these
services L. ID. FKLLERs. Pastor.
III. w. Mason aud daughter, Miss Jeekie
and Miss Jennie Ditmore, all from Amboy.
Union district, have been here this week
visiting friends and called at this office
Tuesday.
You will need a little whiskey, wine,
brandy or rum for the HOLIDAYS. Send your
order to the people who sell the best for the
least money. John ]. Stump Il Co., 20 a
Bedford ST., Cumberland. Md.
An exchange says clergyman received
the following note "This is to give no.
,ice that and Miss Jemima Jones are com.
ing to your church Saturday next to undergo
the operation of ma,rimony at your hands
Please be prompt, as the cab is hired by
the hour"
Daring the month of December we will
send with every order one of our Xmas souv.
enir jugs of 7 year old Pure Rye. Ten cents
must be included in your remittance to pay
extra cost of packing. John ]. Stump x CO.,
so-az Bedford ST., Cumberland. Md.
Editors sometimes get into trouble when
no trouble is dreamed of. as did the Mis-
souri, editor who thought he was writing
very nice obituary notice. In speaking of
respected old lady in his town he made his
paper say; "Shc was devoted Christian
until about four years ago, when she joined
the Presbyterian church."
Topeka girl went to law in order to
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insurance company The company brought,
out the fact that the girl had corns. This
was such a shock to her best fellow that he
ceased his visits, and now the girl wonders
whether the SAT she got from the company
is sufficient compensation for the loss of her
beau
preachers wife in one OF our western
counties has sued for divorce because he;
husband kissed the hired girl. Evidently
she does not want him TO do unto others as
she would have him do unto her, but doubt.
less the preacher did unto the hired girl as
nc would have her do unto him; in this in .
stance the scrip,ural Injunction don't seem
to be just the proper thing
S. Casteel and son Henry H., of near
Terra Alta, left for home Wednesday noon.
Henry. the son. is the young man who was
SO badly injured up in the woods along the
Nj. and X. on September 9TH. tree fell
upon him. lie is almost recovered, except
for his eye which is not quite healed. lie
speaks well of the surgical treatment he has
received. 1t was a bitter experience.
Morgantown Post.
The ARGUS is going 10 be very interest
ing this winter. We have n number Of
features that will make the paper so valua.
bic that you can't get along without il. Only
One Dollar per Year, so Cents for Six
Months, or IS Cents for Three, Cash in
Advance. If you are not taking it try it
awhile and if it is not worth the price, we
will refund your money.
An exchange says 'e' is the most un.
fortunate letter in the alphabet, because if
is never in cash, always in debt and never
out of danger. 1t forgot that the aforesaid
letter is never in war, but always in peace.
II IS the beginning Of existence, the com
mencement of ease and the end of trouble.
Without il there would be no water, no
bread, no life, no gospel. no father, no
mother, brother, sister or wife
". T. w. Garner, of Fairmont, SON Of
William Garner, of Pleasant Dale, is teach
ing school this winter at Thompson. in
Marion county, and writes US that he has
50 enrolled and the attendance last month
averaged 81. Mr.. Garner lives in Fair.
mont on Fourth Street, and his scool is
out in the country, not very far from town.
In renewing his subscription, he says "THE
ARGUS reaches us every Saturday morning
and We run race in reading it,"
One of the best known dstilleries pro-
ducing high grade whiskey and handling
fine wines, desires to correspond with re.
liable gentleman, with the view Of having
him represent them in Preston and sur.
rounding counties, to sell their goods to
families and consumers direct. This Is a
irst-class opening for a party who is well
acquainted in the counties. and can be made
very remuneradye. Address,
PocAHoNTAs,
=. o. Box ITO, Cincinnati, o.
At the recent election Col. +. u. Davis.
of Keyser, the Democratic candidate for
Congress, carried Randolph county by a
majority of 4oo over Dayton, the Repub.
lican candidate. About $1,000 had been
staked on the result reaching 500 majority
in the county. Col. DAVIS has demanded !.
recount Of the votes. and the Canvassing
Board is still a, work on il. With four pre-
cincts yet to be counted, out of Fl, the re-
suit remains unchanged. and It looks as il
$40 is the correct majority.
Report Of the Strife School, No. Of
VALLEY district. for the first month, ending
November 73. I0oo.--A. +. Ridenour,
Teacher Number Of pupils enrolled,
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