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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-02-14
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To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Casearets Candy Cathartic. i0c or $50
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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1900-02-14
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Dr. Hobbs sparagus Pills cure All tidney his sam
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14
AFFORD.

Correspondence to the HERALD.
MIR. j. P. sudderth has begun logging
again.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Evans, Of Hump
tulips, are visiting friends in Hoquiam.
Mr.. o. Auble, OF Satsop. has been visit
ing friends in this vicinity during the
week.
A dance was given in honor OF the
wedding of Miles Newbury. A splendid
time was reported.
Thomas Spence, an old-time settler in
this country, spent several days in this
community during the week.
Mr.. J. A. Van Eaton, the famous log
ger, has finished work and will probably
make his future stopping place in Aber.
deem with his family.
Mrs. r. f. Angelo, who has been living
in Humptulips, will make her future
home with her daughter, Mrs. j. w.
Farquhar, Of Aberdeen.
Miss Mabel Newman, who has been
attending the Hoquiam school, and Miss
Ethel Lindsay, who has been attending
the Montesano school, will spend their
vacation with their parents in Hump
tulips.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14
ABERDEEN GETS IT.

A SIS Costume Won by Mary f. Abbott.
The monthly educational puzzles pub
lished in the Washington Woman's
Magazine has been ,he cause of much
rivalry between Hoquam and Aberdeen
women, and though lIoquiam won a
month ago, this time the prize comes to
Aberdeen. Mary +. Abbott is the re-
cipient Of very handsome $l5 costume,
which actually cost her fifty cents.
A good many women in Aberdeen hesi-
tated about trying last month as the
answers were to be judged in the order
they were received, and people near to
Seattle had all the advantages.
We understand that the names OF the
people who solve the puzzle correctly
next month will be taken from list by
a party of disinterested business men and
everybody whether living far or near 10
on an equal basis. This is much better
and many people will take advantage Of
the liberal offer.
The publishers will send sample copies
for two cent stamp. A letter addressed
to the Washington Woman's Magazine,
Seattle, always finds them.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14
COSMOPOLIS.
From CosmopOlis Enterprise

From COsmopOlis Enterprise
Chas. Ekstedt, Of Montesano, has been
guest at the home Of James Rowland
and family.
And still they are asking what is to be
done about the plank walk leading to
South Aberdeen.
Tuesday of this week, five carloads OF
merchandise were received at Cosmopo-
lis. Our people are consumers.
The time Of year is just about here
when it is enjoyable to visit Grays Har.
Dor. 1t is thought many thousands will
visit the Harbor this summer.
Aberdeen and Hoquiam are each max
ing preparations for big 4th OF July
celebration. Both will be a success.
The Harbor is growing and there will be
crowds at both places.
Stanley W. Smith, census enumerator,
thinks Cosmopolis will come up smiling
with a good thousand inhabitants. II
there were the usual average Of women
and children, the figures would be much
higher.
When you visit Cosmopolis, take little
time and walk around about the recent
improvements made by the G. II. G. Co.
1t will take You quite while, but it will
be time we'll spent. No other such in
stitution on the Pacific Coast.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14
[, CHEHALS COUNTY, WASHINGTON, JUNE ID, 1900.
HOQUlANI.

FROM local papers:
Fred F. Fcnlason, OF Seattle, spent Sum
day in town visiting his brother, o. G.
W. d. Mack and family left Tuesday
morning for Olympia, to make that their
future home.
Miss elsie I.ycan has been suffering
from slight attack OF German measles,
but has now fully recovered.
Peter Hunley came nearly being badly
injured Saturday by a falling limb, while
working in Davis camp. Fortunately
he escaped with several bruises.
Geo. Davis, one Of the prominent log
gers and property own ers Of this section,
has very recently disposed OF his logging
outfit and we are told will go out OF the
business.
The addition to the New York Hotel is
rapidly nearing completion. When fin.
ished it will be one OF the largest and
finest on the Haibor. Mr.. ampng is a
thorough hotel man and will no doubt
get a good share Of business.
Frank Morgan returned to our city last
week. Frank has been in Portland study
ing law and expects to permanently
locate and practice law at this place. He
is bright, well read young man and we
hope the success in his new venture may
never end.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14
COUNTY NEWS
HAPPENINGS IN THE COUNTY

d;atlered by "Herald" Correspondents
and Cleaned From Exchanges.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14
Wilder & F|yte,
Mason Contractors
DEALERS I'M

DEAIERS I'M
Brick, Lime, Cement and
Mason's material of all kinds.
All work attended to promptly
and satisfaction guaranteed.
Leave orders at Geo. L. Hilton's
Candy store, Heron street Abb
erdeen.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14

But III depart from my rule on this
occasion and wager trifle with you
Moreover, won't take the odds you
protfer; they're unfair. I'll do better by
you. I'll wager you 1880 against $lO,.
600 that Bryan defeats Mckinley"
The Mckinley champion hesitated.
Oratory was one thing; cold proposal to
jeopardize 100000 on his republican
hopes and fears another. Again. his OPP
ponent's well-known genius to foresee
events-a genius which makes him the
magician OF the bourse-daunted him.
But he had gone too far. Taking two
other gentlemen in as equal partners, he
accepted Mr.. Keene's offer, and 10000
against 1850 that Mckinley defeats
Bryan was wagered. This transaction
has done not a little to wet blanket those
forward anticipations OF local republicans
that their party IT, to hsves .walk-over.
Mr.. Keene has never, within their ex-
perience, failed to have. reasons for any
faith within him, and his prompt wager
puzzles. while it dismays them.
''The people Of this country" said Mr..
Keene to me in q recent conversation,
"must arouse themselves. The coming
election is Of more Importance, from the
standpoint OF a pure and true American
ism. than any that has transpired since
the second election of Lincoln. Money
is in the saddle; it is riding down the in
situations Of this country, with conf
dent lnsolence that tells Of its firm belief
in it's own invincibility. 1t is running
the government today in its every branch
and arm. II moneys power in moldinl
public affairs goes forward for four years
more as it has for four years past, the
name of American liberty will only be
worth a recollection as Il matter OF his
tory. Money is pressing the people back
ward step by step. What is to be the
end? If it goes on there are, as matters
trend. but two solutions. One is social
ism, and the second is revolution. The
American people must defend themselves
from money, just as they once guarded
their forest frontiers from the savage
Unless they come solidly shoulder tc
shoulder for their rights, and come al
once, Bunker Hill will have been q
blunder, Yorktown mistake"
When man worth $20, 1000, 900, and
one who for u quarter Of a century has
stood in the very heart and war.center o.
money, conquering fortune for himself
when such man begins to talk like thai
he's apt to prove impressive. Also, he's
not apt to be alone. The thoughts voiced
by Mr. Keene have occurred to hundreds
Of others, in corners of existence little
dreamed Of, and it all points to move
ment and an effect in November moi
fattering to the hopes of the present
administration.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14

Hank Jung returned Monday from a
trip to Olympia and Seattle.
Miss Mamie Byles will leave the latter
part of the week for Chehalis.
Mrs. Epstein left this week for Port
land, Oregon, for three weeks trip.
The dance Saturday evening was we'll
attended and good time enjoyed by all.
Presiding Elder Williams of the NJ. T..
church preached here last Sunday morn
ing and evening.
Mrs. X. NJ. Watson, Miss Ora Henri
man and Miss Gussie Martin, delegates
to the w. G. I. U. convention at Olym-
pia returned home Tuesday evening.
Guy Joley is now assistant train dis
patcher at the N. p. depot. lie seems
to he doing quite we'll there, as the train
is only about an half hour late OF even
ings now.
Miss Rose Woods and Miss Mildred
Joiey left SUNDAY for Montesano. where
they will attend the summer school.
Miss Ida Watson left Wednesday for the
same purpose.
Mrs. Charley Wakefield presented her
husband last Saturday morning with a
charming baby girl. Ms. Wakefield
was one of the $1,000" class graduates OF
rio Eln,a hivh school
Rev. F. S. Pearson and wife, Miss
Leah Wakefield, Miss Nettie Thompson,
and George 1nman went to Chehalis
as delegates to the Epwortll League con-
vention held at that place.
Miss Eta Flemming, Miss Carrie
Lewis and Messrs. Z. G. and Roy kibbe
went to Aberdeen last week as delegates
to the Christian Endeavor convention
there, returning Monday morning.
1t is with a feeling Of sadness we re-
port the passing away Of Miss Eliza Will
son, of Montesano. Miss Wilson has
been sick for some time with diptheria,
but was thought to be convalescing when
death took her away. Miss Wilson was
we'll known in Elma, and leaves many
friends here who will mourn her loss.
No, Brother Kibbe, we deny the alle-
CATION and also the alligator; we did not
offer you five cold plunks or three pair
of Belgian hares, for finding us mate.
Whereas you might possibly be able to
find a mate for US, we prefer to do our
own finding. and in our own cranky way.
As suggestion let US add, You attend to
the building of the Chronicles new
home and turn over your matrimonial
department to the correspondent of the
Aberdeen HERALD.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14

"You can't have industrial despotism
and individual independence"
every trust that contributes to the
republican campaign fund is good one
the stingy ones are all bad"
"There is no good monopoly in private
hands. A monopoly in private hands is
indefensible and intolerable."
"Help us take this government out Of
the hands OF corporate wealth and make
it government Of the people, by the
people and for the people,"
"John w. Gates said the other day that
trusts were all right in the long run. But
what consolation is that to man who is
too short.winded for long rum"
II am not in favor Of government for
the trust magnate and his son and his
son.in-law. want conditions that will
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14

Jerry simpsons New Catechisn.
Who was the author OF the Declaration
of Independence?
Answer-Thomas Jefferson.
Who destroyed that declaration?
William Mckinley.
Who overcame the money power and
destroyed the United States bank?
Andrew Jackson.
Who turned the United States treasury
over to the national banks and gave one
of them the use of $10,OOO,O0O without
interest?
William Mckinley.
Who destroyed slavery in the United
States?
Abraham Lincoln.
Who re.established it by projecting it
in our island domain?
William Mckinley.
Who promulgated the Monroe dec
trine?
James Monroe.
Who destroyed the Monroe doctrine?
William Mckinley.
Who declared that the United States
should have no entangling foreign al
liances?
George Washington.
Who is trying to mix up the politics Of
the old world by a war for greed, gold
and glory?
William Mckinley.
Who discovered the Philippine islands?
A. jeremiah Beveridge.
Who discovered Aguinaldo?
Admiral Dewey.
Who discovered the sultan Of Sulu?
William Mckinley.
Who discovered Mckinley?
Mark Hanna.
Who discovered Mark Hanna?
The devil.
What Is the difference between King
Georges war against the American col.
onies and Queen Victoria's war against
the Dutch in South Africa?
There isn't any.
What is the difference between Queen
Victoria's war in South Africa and Nc
Kinley's war in the Philippines:
No diflerence.-Jerry Simpsons Bay
! onet.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14
give every man an equal chance"

Republicans, you are condemning the
young men to perpetual clerkships. You
are taking hope out of the young mans
heart and planting despair there"
"The republican party in absolute con-
troll Of all departments, neither enacts
new laws against trusts nor enforces those
that are already on the statute books"
"You 60 to those fellows who were
urging the gold standard in 1896 and YOU
will find their safes full OF trust certifi-
Gates now that don't represent 20 cents
on the dollar OF actual money invested.'
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14
Made Him sick.

"Trust" solicitor CATER lahoring mans
vote): "Mike. do you know that if
BRYAN we're elected president all wages
would be reduced fifty per cent?"
Mike: "Faith. if that's so ye'd be
votin' for him yerself."
("Tmst'' solicitor collapses.) New
York Verdict.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14
Five Hundred Dollars xeward.

$500 reward will be paid for the arrest
and conviction of any person found cut
ting lines or turning adrift any RATS or
boom sticks that are tied to Our wharf or
boom on the Chehals river.
81 l yr. WILSON Bios. ~ 20.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-06-14

Correspondence to the HERALD:
sam Smith left for California Tuesday
morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Smith Of Satsop left
for California Tuesday morning.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
BELIEVES In HORSE SENSE.
Veterinarian Converted by a Sick
Steed Tint Sought
Doctor.

Experience has convinced me that there
is such a thing as horse sense" said veter-
mary surgeon who has a shop on the South
side. "A friend of mine had a beautiful
chestnut driving mare that was subject to
severe spells of collie. About year ago she
got very sicl; and Jones, the owner, brought
her over here for treatment. l cared for
her, and she seemed as grateful as human
being might, rubbing her nose against my
coat sleeve, and showing her affection in her
dumb way.
Zone day about six months ago up she
came to the door of the shop, moaning and
evidently suffering acutely. | treated her
again and she got better. | found out aft
erward that there was no one at her home
stable that day and that she had worked
the halter off and had set out to find the
doctor"
Curious circumstance" said the man
who had heard the story.
"But that's not all of it." said the doctor
"Three days ago | came down to my office
in the morning about nine O'Clock. There
lay the chestnut mare in front of the door
dead She had been taken sick, had made
her way as before to the shop in the night,
and found nobody there to give her medi-
cines and she had died. Now, if this story
isn't proof that horse can reason | would
like to hear something to beat it. '-Chicago
Inter Ocean.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
MRS. COLONEL HAMILTON.

That Pe-ru-na has become a house
hold remedy in the home of Mrs.
Colonel Hamilton is well attested by
letter from her, which says; Il
can give my testimony as to the mer.
its of your remedy, Pe-ru-na. l have
been taking the same for some time,
and am enjoying better health now
than 1 have for some years. l attrib-
ute the change to Pe-ru-na, and rec
ommend Pe-ru-na to every woman,
believing it to be especially beneficial
to them" Mrs. Hamilton's residence
is 259 Goodale street, Columbus, Ohio.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
MISS ANNIE WYANDOTTE.

Miss Annie Wyandotte, queen of the
operate stage and dramatic soprano,
says:
Fifteenth st. and jackson Ave.
Kansas City, Mo.
Or. Hartman:
Dear Sir-Pe-ru-na has been my
salvation. 1t has given me back a
beautiful voice, a gift of God; it has
brought me once more to my old pro-
fession. 1 can talk now, and sing.
where before, l could scarcely wills
per. Can you wonder at my delight?
1 wish every person who is suffering
as 1 suffered might know Peru-na.
Only those who have been afflicted
can ever know the intense satisfac-
ton and gratitude that comes with a
complete cure. My voice was com
pletely gone. April Is 1 felt so elated
over the restoration of my voice that
I inserted an advertisement in The
Star for vocal pupils. The advertise
ment. which cost me 65 cents, brought
me five pupils, and that was the be-
ginning of my present large class.
Yours gratefully,
annie Wyandotte."
A congestion, inflammation or ul-
ceration of the mucous membrane,
whether of the head, stomach kid
neys, or other organ, is known to the
medical profession as catarrh. 1t is
known by different names, such as
dyspepsia, Bright's disease, female
complaint, diarrhoea, bronchitis, con-
sumption and host of other names.
Wherever there is a congested mucous
membrane there is catarrh, acute or
chronic.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
A Filipino Tartar.

Lieut.. Col. H. II. Sergeant, .. S. A.,
tells many enjoyable war stories
Once when instructing some new men
he asked: when you are on the
skirmish line, and suddenly encounter
the enemy, what would you do?"
Fall fiat" and what next 2" "Stay
there"
On another occasion he was ques-
tioning a man respecting his absence
for six hours.
81 was chasing a Filipino for an
hour, sir
"How about the other five hours?''
The Filipino and his friends were
chasing me, sir. '-Philadlph Satur-
day Evening Post.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
Craftiness of Man.

"Thea," and her eyes sought the last
embers of the oak block, you are not
kind as husband should be. You
n-never give me any jewels
"Jewels!" and his basso voice seemed
to come from his heart. You ask for
jewels? Anyone with diamond eyes,
ruby lips and teeth of pearls? Why,
the rarest gold could buy would only
be superfluous."
Then for the first time in days she
kissed him.-Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
SHOCKING A LANDLORD.
The Guests Wanted Cheap Game In.
stead of High-Priced
Store Meat.

We had been at Rocky Mountain hotel
for week, and beefsteak and mutton chops
had been on the bill of fare at every meal
to the exclusion of all other meats. 1t WIS
finally decided to send the colonel to the
landlord to protest, and having gained the
ear of mine host, he said:
81 want to speak to you in good
natured way about your meats;
"My meats?" echoed the landlord. why,
is there anything wrong about my meats!
I'm getting the very best" =,
Its beefsteak and mutton, you know,
eyes, | know, and they cost me heap
of money to get 'em here, yes, sir, almost
worth their weight in silver, but must have
the best. What is it you complain of"
eve don't complain. What | wanted to
ask you was about game. There must be
game around here"
"Of course. Do you mean to say that
YOUR crowd wants venison, bear meat, ante
lope, prairie chicken, turkey and so on?
''Exactly. Yes that's what we want.
"In place of beef and muttonT
eyes"
"Well, I'll be hanged. Here, Jim, tell
the boys to go out after a carload of game
and to keep it up for three or four days!
Here's a crowd kicking about steaks at 30
cents per pound and chops at 30 and ready
to fill up on game at two dollars ton! Well,
you eastern folks beat the band in your
queer tastes about eating! Next thing you i
be telling me you prefer wild goose to Chi
cago sugar cured m!"-Boston Globe.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17

Ask your grocer to-day to show you a
package of GRAIN-O, the new food drink
that taxes the place OF coffee. The children
may drink it without injury as well as the
Gdult. All who try it like it. GRAIN-O
has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java,
but it is made from pure grains, and the
most delicate stomachs receive it without
distress. IA the price of coffee Is cts. and
Is cts. per package. Sold by all grocers.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17

Mrs. Mulvaney-An' how do yer hus-
band and yerself get along together,
Mrs. O'Brien? Good, I hope?
Mrs. O'Brien-Oh, yis; very good
Mrs. Mulvaney Here we've bin mar
ried goin' on six months, an 1 amt had
TO call in the police but twice.-Tit-
Bits.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17

"a lot of women love to get together
and talk over great mass of imprac-
teal subjects" said Mr.. Blyllins, land
then go home and leave the World no
better nor wiser than it was before"
"Yes," answered his wife, with Sc
rene amiability. sometimes women
do so. But they didn't get up that
peace conference at The Hague some
time WASHINGTON Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
A Hard Problem,

''Has this man who absconded been
a pillar of the church,"
mo. He never went to church at
all that l know of"
"Then why are they making SO
much fuss about the affair? Chicago
Times-Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17

Little Harry (who has been admon-
ished to keep quiet while at dinner)--
1 say, gamma, lend me your spec
tacles, please.
Grandma-Why, my dear?
Little Harry-Nothing, only Use an
awful appetite, and I want this little
bit of pie to look large.-Tit-Bi
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
RetOrt of the old RacbeIor

"And love restored his reason" said
the sweet young thing in concluding
her story.
1T is the first time" returned the
old bachelor, that l ever heard of in
sanity curing insanity - Chicago
Post.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17

Henrietta said Mr.. Meekton, anx-
iously, 'how did l do?"
What do you mean? 1 am the one
who made the speech"
"Yes; but 1 applauded. wanted to
know if 1 cheered in the right places. -
Washington Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
Another View of II.

Marriages" quoted the moralizer,
care made in Heaven"
Perhaps they are planned there"
remarked the demoralizer, but the
ceremonies are performed at a safe
distance."-Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17

Grinder-What! asleep at your desk,
sir; and work so pressing!
Meekly-Excuse me, sir; baby kept
me awake all night.
Grinder-Then you should have
brought it with you to the Office
Brooklyn Life.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
Real Smart Young Man.

81 can tell YOU" said he, how much
water runs over Niagara falls to "a
quart"
How much?" asked she.
1.-TWO pints. "-Tit-Bits.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17

My wife is very dense at whist,
1t really is no use;
No matter what card I may lead
She's bound to play the deuce.
philadelphia Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17

Mrs. Margar-
e t h a Dauben,
No. 1914 North
Superior street,
R a Gin e City,
Wis, says: 81
feel so well and
good and health
full now that per
cannot describe
it. Pe-ru-na is
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
MISS CLARA STOECKER.


Miss Clara Stoecker says: 81 ha@
chronic catarrh for over a year. K
tried many remedies, but found no re-
lief until l saw an advertisement in
the paper of your treatment FOR
chronic catarrh. L tried it and think
l am now well. | recommend Peru IN
to all my friends who are afflicted
with catarrh." Miss Stoecker lives AZ
Pittsburp. Pa
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17
A Climatic sinner

Nor forty days-nay-eighty would
Suffice me- if repent 1 could
OF all the mean things, massed together
I've said about this winters weather
Detroit Free Press
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1900-05-17

everything to me. I feel healthy ard
well, but if l should be sick 1 would
know what to take. L have taken sew
eral bottles for female complaint. I
am in the change of life and it does
me good"