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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
The Two-step TOO Easy.

Worcester Telegram.
The Dancing Masters' Association, at
its annual meeting, decided that the pop
ular two-step must be dropped from the
list OF fashionable dances. The reason Of
fered Is, that the popularity of the rag
time music, which created the two-step. is
waning. The real reason is that the two
step is so easy to learn that it hurts the
dancing masters business. 1t is safe to
predict that the dancing masters will have
about as easy a time abolishing the two
step as they have had when they have
tried to discriminate against the waltz.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
IF LOVE BE ONE.

d. Mcintyre Henderson in Harper's.
The skies are black, the winds are bold,
The road is rough and long:
But what are clouds and stony ways
When hearts are full of sopg2
And two there be who walk LIES path
Unheedng OF wind or weather.
And mindpg but YoAr merry sprite
Who binds their -hSarts together.
All ways are smooth, all days are bright
With him for guide and SUM-
And three are always company
II Love be one
The road is smooth, the wind IS soft,
The sky Is clear DER head.
But what are pleasant ways and days
To those whose hearts are dead2
And what IS song that fills the ears
But can no farther go2
And what Is light that eyes can see
But souls can never know
All. two there he that walk life's path
AS though they walked alone,
For two are never company
If Love be gone.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

tn Hon Lin Doosly, former judge iv
tn Cirkit Coort, an author iv sev'ral
well-known wurruks on free coinage
an slayer " Fierce Fred, tn half
breed desperate. At this moment
Gov'nor Rosenfelt, bit his way
through tn throng an afther brsngin'
down with a well-aimed shot tn
chairman iv tn dimmycratic com
nifty, Horace Greeley Rarnsum. editor
Nv III Coloraydo Coyote. he spoke as
follows: .Scoundhrels, cow'rds, hired
ruffyans, know We all wen an IL e'er
a wan ~ We comes up TO this platform
I'll show We how l feel tord ye, an
fellow republicans: This is tn happy
est moment iv me life. "a voice:
XIII hirn.') Nivir befure have l in
jyed SO much Twin undher a consti-
tootion that insures equal r-rights an
no more to wan an all, an'--excuse
me, gents, while l get tn Fred
headed man in tn garry. Got him.
Thanks-an' spreads over tn coun-
thry contint an prosperity an peace
enough FIR amy r-right-minded man.
An if that fellow that's heavin
specimans Nv the glacyal dhrift firm
behind yon post wilt Editors note:
Here our raypoYther was sthruck on
TIL back w TN head with a piece Nv
castin' firm tn joynt ~ Hollyan's
Laura's Love Kline. But we undher-
stand that Gov'nor Rosenfelt COM
pleted delightful speech amid
great enthusiasm an was escorted
to tn thrain be a large crowd Tn
list Nv kilt an wounded will be found
in another part iv this pa-aper. TIL
departure iv tn distinguished visitor
was marked by humorous incidint,
tn gallant leader hurlin' fr'w tn
thrain Mike O'Leary, iv shaft eight Nv
tn B. & G.. mine, amid tn good
natured laughter iv tn crowd. Our
leader made a fav'rable IMPRESSION
an nanny warrum wurruds was
heerd about him in tn sthreets las
night 1t is to be hoped that he will
rayturn again whin tn brick yard
starts up)
An there he goes. Hinnissy re-
levin tn gloom iv tn campaign with
a bit iv raie Of fashioned pollytics
like we had whin we were boys.
We'll" said Hennessy, thin fell
lows out west meant all fright an we
can't blame amy man fr dom what
he thinks is fr tn good ~ tn party.
but 1 don't think it was Fright to
attack him-with a scantlin'. 'Tis a
poor weapon at tn best an anyhow,
says !, give ivry man chanst to be
heerd."
''Niver fear that Tiddy won't be
heerd," said Mr.. Dooley. AN don't
we be afraid If amy wan hits him
that he won't tag back. He's havin'
TIL time " all his life
He'll need a r-rest cure whin he's
through said Mr.. Hennessy.
He ixpiets to be ilicted," said Mr..
Dooley.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

The English Parliamentary election
is decidedly one-slded as to results,
but it will be noticed that very many of
the successful Tory candidates won only
by a scratch. Public sentiment in Eng
Land is very evenly divided, the govern
ment having just a shade the best of
it. Ia dozens Of instances the Minis
terial majority is but one or two hun
dred in polls of many thousands.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
BY Actual COUNT
peasants County Leader.

Peasants County Leader.
There are at least fifteen Democrats In
Peasants county who have openly avowed
their intention of affiiiating themselves
with the Republican party. They are tired
of sitting in the councils of a party that
is againx prosperity and expansion. We
believe that many more thoughtful citi-
zens will also vote for a continuation of
protection, prosperity. sound money and
national honor.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Partisan Action.
Clarsburg Ma.

SidtS
The action OF Governor Atkinson last
week In reTolcng the notary conpnission
of w, S. Brown is considered as purely a
partisan move on his part and has in
censed the friends of Brown and other no
taries in kanawha county, and has re-
suited in many more acceSsions to the
ranks OF the kiekers. 1t is now seen 10
have keen a political blunder The cleo
ton In kanawha il likely 10 go as land
slide towards the Democrats.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

Extracts FROM Contemporaries show
Ing Various Phases of Political
Thought.
Did Little Good.

Shepherdstown Register
The two candidates for Governor OF
West Virginia. John H. Holt. Democrat
and A. B. White, Republican. held their
first joint debate on Monday at Blue6eld,
the second on Tuesday at Huntington.
and yesterday they met again at Hinton.
where each tried TO annihilate the other
oratorically and politically. Three rounds
ever. for after the Hinton meeting both
candidates agreed 70 quit and sent a joint
telegram canceling their engagements for
Joint debates at Parkersburg, Grafton ana
Wheeling. We think they acted sensibly.
Mr.. White and Judge Holt are personal
friends, and their appearance on the same
suited in little or no good to the followers
of either party.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
warning All Around.
Parkershurg State Journal

Judge jackson has sounded the warning.
This thing of using money in elections In
boys had better be guarded After this
warning IL will not be wen with fellow
brought before Judge Jackson for that
onense, The Judge usually means what
he says.-Fairmont Index.
The State Journal Is pleased to thus see
the Index warn its Democratic friends.
II the warning is needed over the State,
West Virginia will go Republican by a
larger majority than in 1896
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

Martinsburg Statesman.

MaftINSburg SlateSfndn.
Mr.. Elkins. you are a very rich man.
Do you expect people 10 fall down and
worship the golden calf? Because you are
rich do you think people should fall down
before you and pay homage? Well we
want to tell you that the people of Berke-
ley county are above such idolatry. You
have done your cause infinitely more harm
than good. You may have succeeded in
overcoming some poor weak soul by the
moral effect of your very presence in the
community but any such events Is detri-
mental TO YOU.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Caution Necessary.

Contributor (reading aloud: :" His eyes
were riveted on her face, "
Magazine Editor: 'Rivetedy Here,
cut that out II he didn't belong to the
union you'll have all the boilermakers In
this country down on us"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Dramatic Discretion.

last night"
What for?'
They had to know which way to let the
election go in the play"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Africa, yet. Wonder II the English
Tories blame the continued Boer resis-
lance upon the Liberal party?

This is the time and the hUur when
rosy-cheeked seckie pears make life love-
Herald
Here we have an epiourean sentd-
ment POLITICALLY expressed, and one
which we cordially and appreciative-
~ endorse.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
The Reason why.

Tucker County Herald.
The pulp mill bosses refused 10 allow
their employers TO attend the Judge Holt
meeting Was 1t not just a little queer
that they should allow their men to at
tend the A. b. White speaking? The
bosses are Republicans and they do not
want their p1en TO hear Democratic truths.
Queer, isn't #?
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

Chicago Tribune.
'.Ruggles. am sorry to hear you were
burnt out the other day. Did you lose an
your household goodss''
Yes. but we don't feel so awfuliy bad
over il. LumpIin. We expected to have
to move next week. anyway
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
wamen WOMB Appear.

Boston HeraI1-
They have begun 10 arrest Washers on
the street in New York but. unfortu-
lnately. the courts do not punish them. be-
cause the women whom they insult cannon
be persuaded % appear Ia court against
them. It's a pity there are not some ex-
cepsions 10 this rule in order that thess
pestiferous creatures may be made ex-
afnpleg Of
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Didn't See EN-.
Clarksbnrg Telegram.

Clarksburg Telegram.
In speaking of the Emancipation Day
celebration here by the colored people,
the Clarksburg News said one wagon was
filled to it's utmost capacity with little
coons The Telegram saw the parade In
all its magnificence but failed TO see any
Ecoons.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
One view OF bryan.

Martnsburg Independent.
| 1t has been well said Of Bryan that he
| is the paramount Issue with free silver
for a hobby
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
The Strenuous Campaign.

If Roosevelt does not win a seat
In a high official place
He yet may claim, with genial grin,
ut was a gloPious race"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Determined 70 Learn.

Louisville Co3rier-J0urnai-
-Four men were cut and battered up IN
this city yesterday In an effort 10 arrive
al the proper way 10 spell the name o.
one Of thsn. We are going 20 learn q
spell In Kentucky II we have T. al ths
grzvsyards to % Il
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Classic Help TO BusIness.

"Georgiana, is this MFR. links to whom
you are engaged bookish7"
Yes; whenever he writes his pork adj
vertisements he quotes Emerson"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
OUT OF THE GINGER JAR.
October

October's like the summer girl
Her frock, which once was fair,
Is now. though still becoming,
Just bit the worse for wear.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
True as GOSPEL.

Morgan Messenger.
Vote for Dayton because he will support
Republican measures in Congress. Col
Davis would antagonize Republican doc
trines.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Has No spots.

| Parkersburs State Journal.
| The next grounding which tries to jam
| winter over into summer, and summer
| into December. should be shot on the spot
\ or on several spots,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
rnmnpped Territory.

when for great happiness thy quest is long
and steady,
Search well thy Utmost heart-perhaps It's
there already.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

Alabama coal operators are happy.
English agents have just closed con-
tracts for 100000 tons, to be delivered at
Gulf points.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Need a Long Rope.

| Clarksburg News.
| It takes a long sounding line TO touch
| the bottom of Republican love for the
| negro these days. They are needing his
vote mighty bad
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

what was your Specialization, Tubbs?"
inquired the stock-tender, who was evil
IDENTIFY anxious to avoid a delicate subject.
Turkeys" replied the old man. Il cal
culated on a corner in the poultry market
an slumped by reason of a defshunsy of
tail timber. 1t looked mighty well, though,
for quite awhile.
1T was this way: Me an Joe Hilliard
had made a stake out in California
freightin' an we decided that we would
see a little of ehe bright side of life, IN
pursooance of which object We headed for
st. Looey. We arrived there on skedool
time more or less an there Wasn't anythin'
in the burg too good for U.S. Our blood
was In condition to assimlate any guam
tity of richness without any bad effec S.
We flew high an never come down to
roost. All the same we struck a hard
series of three-one deals an there was
shrinkaSe in our assets by the end of the
week that would have had a depressin'
infiooence on the Bank of England We
could stand it, though l told YOU we had
made stake.
We'll, l says to Joe: 1t amt no use in
spendin' our wealth all in one place bets
give Omaha a touch of the sunny side of
prosperity, So we went on to Omaha
and in two weeks more we was busted
Not plum busted, you understand We
had about $4,000 left between u.s. 1t was
little over that, because that represented
the exac' amount OF our Investment 1t
come about this way: We was a settin'
in the bridal chamber of the best hotel
in the place eatin' our dinner, which was
roast turkey / ON ha,s tho ,o,,,a %
the hotel, an don't see that it cuts any
grass with you men, anyway. l said We
was eatin' roast turkey an there amt no.
body can tempt me to eat roast turkey
| now. l want TO tell you l killed a man
with neck yoke in Pierre last year for
just offern' me some But then it was a
| whole lot different at that turk tasted
good. We didn't leave nothin of it but
the bones, an when we had got to that
pint Joe stretched back an lettin' out
all the slack there was in his belt, which
wasn't too much, he says: Why can t
we get turkey like that on the Pacific
coast?'
That g me the idee. When a man has
| idees it don't take a stick of giant to blast
| them out in chunks that kin be handled
run my fork keerlessly through my HAIR.
which wuz longer than what 1t is now, an
| says: Why not buy turkeys here. drive
| them out to the coast an recooperate our
| shattered finances?"
| Joe fell in with my scheme an that
| evenin we went out to the market an in
vestigated.l We was in luck, for the mar
ket was yglutted with turkeys, an they
was goiy begin at sevsnty-five cents a
head. Ih1ggered that they would sell on
the coa| for dollar 4 Mound easy an
that, [ould avsr1ke fourteen sounds
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

Lord Roberts is made COMMANDMENT
chief of the English army at sixty
eight. We retire our commanders at
sixfy-four.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

The latest advices from China indi-
cate that the alleged Chinese navy is
in some jeopardy.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

| weston Democrat.
| There are issues involved in the present
| campaign never before presented to the
American people and 1t Is going 10 be
difficult matter to predict the result of the
| election in November.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
0pIy IIaII Right.

Usrper's Bazar.
Psnelope-Mr. spooner is going to teach
ne how 20 swim.
Perditi-I thought you had been taught
already
Penelope-Soi b. him.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Both Working.
Shepherdsto

Shepherdstown Register.
Both sides Claim to have West Virginia
dead sure, but IL is noticeable that both
sides are working like beavers. Just the
same.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
An Appeal.

Martinsburg Herald.
Put some enthusiasm into your talk and
help the party get votes.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
A Emily Argument.

CLARA, you know I'm right
''Of course. Clarence; that's what makes
me get so mad
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

The San Francisco Call has an elab-
crate article about "Cuba's rosy flu
ture." Future is good.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

The special grand jury which has
been Sitting at Akron, O., investigating
the recent riots, has returned sixty
six true bills against forty-ive men
and boys. One of those indicted is
Councilman George Brodt, and another
is A. A. Halter, described as prom
inent citizen"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

Every day or two we read that the
President is returning to Washington.
This may become haibitual.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Campnign Advice.

''Is the Hon. Mr.. Bunk hard to get at?''
mo, but go early: he's very hard to get
away FROM
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
DEFALCATIoNs IN AUGUST.
They Amount TO s423.1s5 I'm the
United States and Canada-BiEgesf
Number Among Commercial Firms.

According to statistics issued yesterday,
the entertainments. defalcations. etc in
the United States and Canada during Aug
ust amount to si2s.ls5 They are indicated
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

Fifty Chicago High School girls have
entered into a compact to each re-
form one cigarette smoker. An in
creased demand for cigarettes is In
evitable. You can't reform a smoker
unless he smokes.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

1t threatens to rain almost every day,
but it's only a threat.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
csiARlss i. rANEy, GenevsIMsnsae,.

The REGISTER, embracing It's several
editions, is entered at the. Postonfce at
l Wheeling. w, va, AS second-claes matter.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
HOW THE OLD MANS
ROSY PROSPECT FADED.

Speculation Is all right for them as can
see their way out an figger the stakes
right along" remarked the old bull whack-
err I've known men has got rich by
Specialization. l seen Bill here put a
months wages on the double o oncet an
hit three numbers runnin in Immediately
subsekent Investments, an he was richer
than this here Rockeyfeler for three days
after. You never seen as afflooent a man
as Bill was But s far's I'm concerned
want sure thing with rope hitched to
it in case of an axle breakin'. | used to
be sportive like the rest of you, but l hit
the ground so hard it Jared all my back
teeth loose, on the rosest prospect that
ever deelooded a hardworkin' son of toll
an made him think that life was going
to be one grand hurdy-gurdy of valley tan
on tobacker henceforward an evermore."
What was that7" inquired the stock
tender. II never knowed you to have
money enough to buy a moo SCOT OF clio es,
let alone speckilate."
An Eve knowed him for clost on to
fifteen years, off an on, but | never know
ed rim any more of a sport than he is
right now. He wouldn't play solitaire with
himself an stake navy beans on the result
according to his monthly custom, was
paying off the companys employees with
a pack of cards.
Its this away" said the old man. II
don't as a gineral thing take any galoot
into my confidence respectful my financial
operations, nor y1t the proportions of my
bank roll | don't dress as slick as /
might. mebbe, becuz 1t nd embarrass me
when 1 fried my sow-belly TO keep the
grease spots offn my panties, an It
wouldn't go well with the negigee Ian
guage I've got to use to make my team
git down into the yokes, but don't you for
get that 1 have got enough to buy this
outfit put down in brine FOR winter use. 1t
amt no oil stock nor nothin' fancy-jes'
plain little old cover ment bonds. When
l get wad that gets too heavy to pack
aBound l buy a bond or two an tie it up
with the rest of the bundle. | kin afford
TO SLOUGH. When a man is on solid fin
ancial basis appearances don't count FOR
nothin' With him. He amt like you
ducks that's skeered somebody will tumble
to their state of tiestitition all the time
an has to wear good cloes to make a
bluff. No, sir AS far as takin' no chances
is concerned, why, told you right at the
jump-away that / wasn't takin any.
What are you goin' to do with your
months pay, Sam?'
The stock-tender grinned uneasily and
looked at the stage agent, who reflected
the grin.
We'll" said the agent, its my luck to-
day, and the next day it may be his. Or
might get skinned il L tried you a whirl
for some of them COVER ment bonds"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07
Prosperous Times.

Hinton Leader.
A portion of the Aguinaldo fund has
found It's way into Summers county.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

Ing fandly at JIn's manly face murmurs,
isn't he peachr !"
Jim is certainly a peach" and 50 IL
Vera Happy Jim Happy veral Happy
pugilistic fraternity
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

Mr.. DooLEY ON RooSEvELrs WESTERN TOUR.
NY n. r. Duane.

Copyrighted, 1900 by Robert Howard Russell,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-10-07

Seems to be ] little lightning in South
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1900-11-15
i wytracili mu n6z z reki. Odpro'
wadzo go do wiezienia powiatowe.
go.
Kr6tkie notatki miejskie.

- Panic Estep Brodthuhn "
Tinley Park sasiaduja re soba. Po-
niewaz jedna druga pomawiaia o
kradziez kur, obie wystapiiy pro-
cesami o $4,000 odszkodowania.
e. Kellar pm. 1854 W. IL al
przyjmowaf zegarki do leperacyi,
lecz ME zwracaf ich wiascicielom;
Przekazano go sadowi kryminal-
nenu.
- Pociqg kolei Rock Island
przejechaf ma krzyzowce Harrison
al. pania frankie Reuton Z India
ma zabii ia na miejscu.
- 65 letnia Frances Stoetz pro-
sila sedziego Sabatha, azeby posfat
ja do zakladu Marty Washington.
Poniewaa sedzia dowiedziai sic. ze
Stoetz z wiasnej why ME ma da-
chu mad giowa, wysiaf ja do Bride'
we'll.
J6zef Wysocki jest pijakiemi
ME chce pracowae. Sponiewierak
zone zabrai jej gwaitem 81. Are
sztowano pijaka marnotrawce.
49, w teatrze Biiou umarf ma
gle, podczas przedstawienia, 80
letni j. w. Proxies pm. SO Wade
ul.
Pm. 252 Clark ul. otwarto
wystawe belgijskich kr6lik6w.
Miedzy okazami znajduje sic ,,lord
Bancroft, kr6lik, kt6rego wartoso
wynosi sumo $1,000.
Joseph Bickford zostat wypu.
szczony z Joliet i tax haiasliwie
cieszy} sic odzyskania wolnosci,
re posiano 20 teraz do Bridewel
- Komisya wyborcza zpajduje
coraz wiecej bledow W raportach o
rezultacie gfosowania. Moze bedzie
potrzeba przeliczyc ma nowo wszy-
stkie baloty.