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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11

Deputy Sheriff 0linger on Tuesday
arrested man named Smith, who was
wanted in Portland charged with abduct-
ing girl from the girls refuge home.
Smith was e. work for g. ]. Gessling.
He claims that the girl was not getting
enough to eat at the refuge home, and
knowing he" mother and grandmother
to be worthy people, helped the girl to
escape and took her to The Dalles, where
she deserted him and went off with a
young man. Smith is an old soldier,
having served in the civil war.
Great preparations are making for the
May day ball to be given at the armory
on the evening of May 18th. The man
agement will spare no pains to make 1t
the most enjoyable affair of the season.
Strict order will be maintained. Ice
cream, cake and strawberries will be
served in the hall.
s. A. Knapp, who has been on the
sick list for over q week is again
on the streets or attending to customers
in the Peoples Store. Mrs. Knapp has
also been down sick but is again at
tending to her work in the store.
Van johnson brought in his first
strawberries Tuesday, May 6th, and
sold them to a man at the Mt. Hood
hotel.
Mrs. C. R. Bone gave sewing party
on Wednesday afternoon. Over 90 oi
her lady friends were present.
Arthur Shere came up from Portland
last Friday and will visit Mr.. Byerlee' g
family till the 10Th of May.
Miss Ida Foss, who is teaching school
at Trout Lake, had vacation last week
and spent it in Hood River.
License to wed was issued on Tuesday
by the county clerk to r. A. Phelps and
Nora Z. Purser.
Miss Gertrude Mayes of Lostine
Oregon, was the guest of Mrs. DR.. Shaw
last week.
II you ship with the Union, get YOU
crates at the Box Factory.
G. Yields brought in the first rip'
cherries Thursday, May 10th.
CHI. Stranahan is down from Sherman
| county,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Beware Of a Cough.

A cough is not disease but symp-
tom. Consumption and bronchitis,
which are most dangerous and fatal di-
seases, have for their first indication a
persistent cough, and if properly treat
ed as soon as this cough appears are
easily cured. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy has proven wonderfully sue
cessful, and gained its wide reputation
and extensive sale by it's success in cur
ing the diseases which cause coughing.
If it is not beneficial it will not cost you
cent. For sale by Williams & Brosius.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
To Fruit Growers.

wish to announce to the fruit grow
ers of Hood River and White Salmon
that 1 am prepared to market your fruit,
especially strawberries, on the same
general lines that | have worked in
years past, namely, careful distribution
to markets, securing prompt returns to
growers and minimum prices on crates,
which am prepared to furnish at low
est market prices. My efforts will be
entirely directed to the interest Of pa
irons. N. G. EVANS,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Timber Land, Act June 8, 1878.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION,


United States Land Office, The Dalles, Ore
gon, March 1, l900.--Notlce Is hereby. given
that in compliance with the provisions OF
tie act Of congress OF June 3, 1878, entitled
IAN act for the sale of timber lands in the
States Of California, Oregon, Nevada and
Washington Territory"
ERNEST 10y,
or Hood River, county OF Wasco. state OF Ore
gon, has this day filed in this office his sworn
statement No. l58. for the purchase OF the
southeast u OF section 81, in township No.
north, range No. Q east w. NJ, and Will offer
proof TO show that the land sought is more
valuable for Its timber or stone than for ag.
riculturai purposes, and to establish his claim
TO said land before the Register and Receiver
Of this office at The Dailes, Oregon, on Friday
the 18th day Of May, 1900.
He names as witnesses: Lee Morse, Hersey
1larkley. John Bird and John Tucker, all o
Hood Bivef, Oregon.
Any and al persons eiaimiu sdversely tns
ai,Ove-described lands are requested % hl.
| their claims in this office on or before said
zszi. JAE ?. LUCAS. ssg:ssss.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11

at is with good deal of pleasure
and satisfaction that / recommend
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy" says Druggist A. w.
Sawtelle, of Hartford, Conn.
A lady customer, seeing the remedy
exposed for sale on my show case, said
to me: really believe that medicine
saved my life the past summer while al
the shore, and she became so enthusias.
tic over its merits that | at once made
up my mind to recommend it in the
future. Recently gentleman came
into my store SO overcome with collie
pains that he sank at once to the floor
| gave him dose Of this remedy, which
helped him. repeated the dose and in
! fifteen minutes he left my store smiling
ly informing me that he felt as well al
ever" Sold by Williams & Brosius.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Died.

In Hood River valley, May 4, 1900,
Nellie, daughter Of Arthur and Alice
Friedley, aged IA years, 2 months and lS
days. Tuberculosis was the cause OF her
death. Funeral was from the A. G.
church, Sunday, at IL o'clock, and
burial in Idlewilde cemetery.
In Hood River valley, May 8, 1900, in-
FAINT son of Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Gilmore,
aged 2 months.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
THE PEOPLES STORE.

class service, IL am; Epworth Leagre
prayer meeting, GAS p. M; gene. I
services of League, 7:l5p. M; preacl.'
ing, s p. m.; regular prayer meeting
Thursday evening, ut 5 p. m. +. A.
Spalding, Pastor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Ka]SOIDllilg ,GtC.

II your walls are sick or mutilated, call on
T.. l.. Rood. Consultation free. NochaIge for
prescriptions. No cure no pay. Office hours
aaoc -, - - eG
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Born.

At Mt. Hood, April 1S, 1900, to Mr..
and Mrs. Bird, daughter.
At Mt. Hood, April 21, 1900, to Mr..
and Mrs. Arthur Disbrow, a son.
At Mt. Hood, May 6, 1900, to Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Leasure. a son.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Milk Delivered.

have moved my dairy cows from Trout
dale and located at Hood River. viii be pre-
pared 10 furnish good quality OF milk, de-
iiyered at your door, for Sc quart Leave
orders with s. L. Taylor or az Glacier office.
m9 JOHN KA BU hN.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Church Notices.

Congregational Church.-The pastor
will conduct services next Sunday at the
usual hours. Sunday school at 10 A.
NJ. Y.P. s. G. Z. ON Sunday evening
at 1880.
U. B. Church,-Sermou, "The Open
ing Of the Books" ii a. m.j Sunday
school, 10 e. M; Christian Endeavor,
I7p.m. sermon, "The Divine Silence, 7"
s p. N, All are welcome.
N. z. Church seryices-.sunday
school, 10 8. n. preaching, followed b.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Tent for Sale
For Sale or Trade.

will sell on time or trade for anything of
equal value
s acres good strawberry land near town.
Is acres near Tucker, partly improved.
Cash buyers need not apply.
9acres, miles from town, partly improved
20 acres, miles from town, improved.
jl2 w. A. SUNDERLAND.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Married.

In Hood River, May 5, 1900 at the
residence of David s. Kiser, by Rev. J..
L. Hershner, James M. Kiser and Miss
Katie McCuistian.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
New Shoe ShoD.

have opened Shoe Shop In the Odd Eel
lows building. Have had years of expe-
rience. All kinds of mendlng. at reasonable
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
/" How is ThiS?'

Blackberry Roots for setting, $3.50 per 1000
and count them yourself. No time for count
ing at such prices. Standard variety, the
Klttatiny. Inquire at Glacier Office. alb
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Eggs for Hatching.

am in the poultry business at my place on
Phelps creek. / have full-blooded Silver
Spangled Hamburgs and Black Spanish
chickens Since February LIST have gathered
1853 eggs from two hens. For egg producers,
the Hamburgs and Spanish can't be beat.
Please call and see for yourself. Eggs per set
ting, Sl.T5. GRANDPA ELLIS.
Phelns Creek Nav q 1900.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
ElalktQl Poultry Yards.

Eggs for Matching. Black Mlnorcas. Three
crOsses-Brahma, Langshan and Wyandotte.
Eggs from so cents to si00 O setting.
mara0 E. d. CALKINS.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
PUBLIC SALE.

AT my farm, on Saturday May H. 1900 com
mencing at9 o clock A. NJ, / VIII sell to the
highest bidder all Of my household goods and
farm implements.
Terms of Sale-All purchases less than $40
to De paid at time of-sale; on amounts over
$40, good notes will be accepted.
Parties wishing to buy anything before day
of sale, apply to s. j. LaFrance, Hood River,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
PIGS for Sale.

imported stock. Pigs now 6 weeks old.
Az Ap '''' ' PETER MoHR.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
HAY for Sale.
5 to so Acres.

A good quality of alfalfa, timothy and Gle
yer hay for sale by j. II. SHOEMAKER.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11

GO acres. nearly all In cultivation. The very
choice of Hood River valley; miles south OF
town. Make ME any old offer.
$40 A, =. DISBKOW.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Farm for Sale.

will sell any part of my land, from to 8
acres Two miles from town. Thirty acre
IL, orchord w 4 RAKER
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Organ for Sale.

An upright Kimball Organ, good as new.
Must be sold in ten days. Price G5. Also,
good sewing machine for So Inquire
at the Racket Store Of II. f.. Jackson. Organ
can be seen next door. aN
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11

Good pasture for horses at Oakdale farm,
~ miles from town, on the East Side: Terms
ST a month, in advance. G. G. VOORHEES,.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-05-11
Light Team.
Pasture for Horses.

Light team, harness and spring wagon, for
sale. Inquire of JOS FHAHlEtt, Jf.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-04-29

in this paper, he says. 'Tis tn room
alton iv tn young, an We can't beat it,
he says. An you, fair-haired youth.
ne says, what dye do that makes ye'er
color so good an ye'er eye so bright?'
l., says tn la-ad, am tn boy that
writes tn fightin' dope he says.
They'se a couple iv good vans on at
tn op'ra house tonight, an if his
spiklets don't tin-can it's like findin'
money in an OF coat that = -
Fightin', says tn editor, is a crool
an onchristyan sport he says. IN
stead iv chroniclln' tn ruffyanism iv
these misguided wretches that weigh in
at tn ringside at 125 poun's, an l see
in a pa-aper l r-read in a barber shop
tn other day that Spikes gone away
back-what's that I'm sayin. Niver
mind. Dye go down to tn home iv
tn Rivrind Aloysius Augustus Morn
lnbinch an interview him on tn cues
ton iv mans cooperation with grace
in conversion. Make nice chatty ar
ticle about it an I'll give We a COPY iv
wan iy me books 4 WILL" says TIL
la-ad, If he don't swing on me- he
says. The editor thin addressed tn
stair: 'Gintlemin,' he says, 4 find
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-04-29
Mr.. DOOLEY
ON
Mr.. SHELDON,

copyright, 1900 by Robert Howard Rus
selI)
Il see" said Mr.. Dooley, that tn
la-ad out in Kansas that thried to r-run
a paper like what tn Lord wud r-run
If he had to live in Topeka, has thrun
up tn job"
Sure, l niver heerd ~ him." said
Mr. Hennessy.
We'll, 'twus this way with him."
Mr.. Dooley explained. "Yo' see, he
didn't like tn looks iv tn newspapers.
He got tired iv r-readin' how many
rows of piaits Mrs. Potther Palmer
had on tn las dhress she bought an
whether McGovern oughtn't to go into
tn heavyweight class an fight JEFF
freys, an he says TIL la-ad, This is
no right readin' FIR tn pure an pas
sionless youth iv Kansas he says.
Give me- he says, "a chanst an I'll
projooce tn kindly organ that'd be
got out in hiyin,' he says; price five
cints copy he says, FIR sale be all
newsdcalers; FIR advertisin' rates con-
suit tn cashier he says. So man
in Topeka that had a newspaper he
says; I will not be behindhand, he
says, in histin' Kansas up firm its
prisint low an irreligious position he
tants iv tn place We refer to is fixed,
he says, FIR newspapers he says, an
i niver herd iv anybody firm Kan
sas home-stakin' there he says, but
IL yell attind to tn circulation iv thin
parts he says, I'll see that tn paper
is properly placed in TIL hands iv tn
vile an wicked iv this earth, where,
he says til returns ar-re more quick,
he says
"Well, tn la-ad whit at it, an twas
a fine paper he made. Hogan was in
here tn other day with copy iv il an
r-read it. ! haven't had such a lithry
threat since | was a Waterman on tn
canal FIR a week with nawthin' to
Tread but tn delinquent tax list an
TIL upper half Nv weather map. Twas
gran. TIL editor, it seems, Hinnisey,
whit into tn editorial rooms iv tn
pa-aper an he gathered tn force
around him firm their reg'Iar jobs in
tn dhrug stores an says he, 'Gintle-
men, he says, Tell me ye'er plans FIR
to enoble this here Christyan publica-
ton FIR to-day he says. We'll, says
tn horse REPORTER, 4They's couple iv
rabbits goin' to sprint around tn
thrack at tn fair groun's,' he says. :
! think 'twud be good thing FIR rellig-
NON if yea lind me tin that might
4eak tn sin-thralled bookys that
dowh here firm Kansas City f'r
righteous. he says. No.
h. he says. no horse racin'
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-04-29

that tn wurruk we've been accustomed
to doin',' says he, is calculated FIR to
+.disthroy tn morality an debase tn
home life iv Topeka, not to mintion tn
surroundin methrolopusse iv Valencia,
Wanamaker, Sugar Works, Paxico an
Snokomo,' he says. Tn newspaper,
instead iv bein' a pow'rful agent FIR tn
salvation iv mankind, has become,
something that they want to r-read,
he says. 'Ye can all go home, he says.
I'll stay here an write tn paper me-
silf,' he says. I'm tn best writer ar
round here, anyhow, an I'll give thin
something that1l prepare thin FIR
death, he says.
can he did, Hinnissy, he did. Twas
a gran paper. They was an article
on sewerage an wan on prayin' f'r
rain, an another on municipal owner
ship iv gas tanks, an wan to show
that they niver was a good mixer
ownded be pro-fane man. They was
PONIES, too, NANNY iv thin, an fine
vans: TIL Man with tn Shovel TIL
Man with tn Cash Register TIL Man
with tn Snow Plow,' 'Th' Man with tn
Bell Punch TIL Man with tn Skate,
TIL Man with No Kick COMM Fine
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-04-29

poethry, tn editor askin' who pushed
this here mans forehead back an
planed down his chin, who made him
wear clothes that didn't fit him and
got him job raisin' eggplant FIR tn
monno-polists in Topeka at dollar a
day. An tn advertisin' Hinnissy! I'd
be scandalized FIR to so back readin'
tn common advertisin' in tn vile daily
press about mems paintings, an Does
annyoneknowwhereIcangeta biscuit, an
In tn spring young mans fancy
lightly turns to Pocohontas plug, not
made by tn thrusts. TIL editor left
thin sacrilegious advertisements fr
his venal contimp'raries. His was pious
an nice: DO ye'er smokin in this
wurruld. TIL Christyan Unity Five
Clint See-gar is made out iv tn finest
grades iv excelsior liver proiooced in
Kansas! 'Nebuchednezzar grass
seed, FIR man and beast "A handful
1v meal in barrel an little lie in
a curse. Swedenborgian bran fried in
kerosene makes tn best breakfast dish
in tn wurruld. Twas nice to r-read.
1t made man feel as if he was in
church-asleep.
How did TIL pa-aper sthrike tn
people? says he. "Oh, it sthruck citi-
zenship, and tn toolchest iv pothry:
Eliza, here's a good paper, a fine
wan, f'r ye and tn childher. Sind
Tommy down to TIL corner an get
me copy iv tn polls Gazette
Eye see, Hinnissy, TIL editor whit to
tn wrong shop FIR what Hogan calls
his inspiration. Father Kelly was
talkin' it over with me, an says he:
They amt any news in bein' good.
Ye might write tn doins' iv all tn
converts iv tn worruld on tn back
" portage stamp, an have room to
spare. Supposin' We took out Nv a.
newspaper all tn murdhers, an sui
cides, an divorces, an Opponents, an
fires, an disease, an war, an famine.
he says. we wudden't have enough left
to keep man busy r-readin' while he
rode around tn block on tn lightnin'
express. No. he says, news is sin an
sin is news. an I'm worth only line
beginnin': Kelly, at tn parish
house, April twinty-sieond, in tn ff-
tieth year iy his age" an pay FIR that.
while Scanlons bad boy is good f'r a
column amy time he gees dhrunk an
tries to kill polisman. 4 religious
M wspaper? None iv thiia f'r me. I
want to. know what's goin' on among
tn murdher an burglary set. Did ye
r-read it?' he says. I did saws /.
What did ye think iv it?' says he. I
know says l, why more people don't
go to church, says l."
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-04-29


years later. He afterwards served as
colonial secretary and as premier, re-
ceiying his title four years before his
death. which took Place in 1866
Colenso gets its name from Bishop
Colenso, one of the most interesting
ecclesiastical figures of the nineteenth
century. AS theologian his origin
atty of thought caused him to be
looked upon with disfavor by many of
his church brethren in England. AS a
mathematician, however, his re-
searches were both profound and val
liable, and as publicist he was usual
ly to be found on the side of the con-
servative thinkers. Many years of de-
voted labor as bishop of Natal caused
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-04-29
HOW CERTAIN SOUTH AFRICAN Towns WERE NAMED.

Frere Is named after Sir Bartlt
Frere, who once formed spoke in the
political wheel of Gladstone. though
unlike his leader, he was little inclined
twenty years ago to grant independ-
ence to the Transvaalers. For some
time he was high commissioner in
South Africa.
1t was Sir Harry Smith who gave his
name to the town of Harrismith,
while his wife. Lady Smith. has fair
chance of one form of immortality be-
cause OF the fact that the military
headquarters of Natal had been named
after her. Lady Smith was a Spanish
lady who took refuge in the British
lines at the siege of Badajoz, and
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-04-29

s'By lingo, Hut That's Strong
pint"
confused and taken down, but tried to
git out of it by sayin they were trifin
with the subject.
I'm one as isn't opposed to schools
and education says Moses Plumber,
"but / don't want too many of 'em.
I'm sayin that everybody orter know
how to read, write and cipher, but
nowadays they want to stuff children
with a heap that's no good to any,
body
But what man kin know too much?"
asks the stranger. "But fur higher
knowledge how would we know that
the earth revolved on its axis?"
But s'pose we didn't know? Spose
we figgered that the earth stood still?
| Wouldn't we have licked the British
at Yorktown jest the same, and would
mt the price of wheat be the same as
to-day? / was talkin with young jim
Benson t'other day. He could tell the
distance to the sun within mile, but
| he couldn't tell how many rails to a
rod of fence. He could give the names
CT all the stars, but he didn't know
that cuttin hogs tail off would make
him root the harder. probably hopin
| to find a new one. He could tell when
every State come into the Union, but
he didn't know that cow kicked side
ways instead of straight behind
by jingo, Moses, but that's oratory
and a strong pint besides." exclaims
/ the deacon. "In the face of them
facts can't see how we are git an
other schoolhouse.
! you have been Ill at some time or
other in your life?" queries the strang-
er OF Moses.
Z II hey. Three years ago was down
with fever and everybody thought I'd
die"
/ But you were saved, and how? If
the doctor who was called in had sim
ply known about fence rails, hogs
tails and the way cows kick. where
would you be to-day? He had gone
beyond readin, wrintin and fgurin.
1t was his higher education that saved
your life"
| 'That's : strong pint as,in you.
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Moses" says the deacon.

moses, says the uedcOu.
Eyes. but I didn't call a DOCTOR
grins Moses. my old woman pulled
me through with herb teas and good
nursin, and you all know she can't
figger the value of two dozen eggs"
Then the pint is ON the stranger,
and I'd like to see him dodge it,
THE stranger was stubbin his toe
ag'in stones in the road and didn't
look happy, but he braced up and said
in answer:
Let us take case right here at
home. Here is a store. 1t had to be
designed by IN architect before the
carpenter Anld build it. Mr.. Plumber
kin read, write and figger. but kin he
draw the plans fur a buildin? But
fur higher education no man could
do it,
Yes; it was a smart bit of work,
acknowledged Moses, but | had con-
siderable to say to that architect. He
had never heard that thunder would
turn sweet milk sour; he didn't know
cows had only teeth on one jaw; he
didn't know how to stop hen from
settin, a hog from rootin or a dog
from KILN sheep. He even poked his
finger into a wasps' nest to see if the
critters was at home. I'm not ag'in
schools, but If they is to tell our chill
dren that the earth revolves on it's
axis why don't they also tell 'em that
scratchin hogs back with corn
cob will help to fatten him?"
That's PINE Moses-it's a pint"
shouted the deacon as he raps on the
bari. "Abner and Moses hev made
their pints, and now we'd like to hear
from Lish Billings"
I've got mighty little to say" re-
plies Lish as he sits with his back
bumped up like camel.
But it can't be that an intelligent
man like you is opposed to educationg"
protests the stranger.
That's accordin to what sort Of edu-
cation it is"
81 refer to general education. You
look like man of peace, but perhaps
you have had trouble with a neighbor
some timer"
Yes, had trouble with Sam Wheel
er once
And you went to law"
EYES,"
ITO go to law you had a lawyer. II
that man had only known enough to
read, write and figure, he wouldn't
have been a lawyer He had to hev a
higher education to be lawyer. Don't
you see?"
Il skassly do" said Lish.
But you had lawyer and SO did
Mr.. Wheeler. There was a suit and
you got jestice."
That's a pint fur the stranger,
Lishl" shouts the deacon.
yes, mebbe tbs, but lemme tell him
how it turned out. Sam shet up one of
my hogs with his. and l proved it, but
my lawyer lost the case and charged
me $40 to boot The hog wasn't wuth
over SO, but Sam had to pay his law
yer S12, and he went home from the
lawsuit to find the critter dead. That's
gineral education. Sam and me lost
$22 and hog between us, and was
mad at each other fur ten years, and
I'm sayin' I've had huff of it and am
lin more school houses till DEATH"
The deacon jumped off the floor and
said it was pint and strong one,
and the stranger got down off the
counter and said he wasn't feelin' extra
well and guessed he'd git to bed early.