The Washington weekly post., 1900-09-04
FOR THE SCRAPBOOK.
AFrER-HosEYnooN PRovERRa


Better wait than sever.
It's never too late % wed.
Rule by appearing to submit
Let time run away with love
A hungry husband is hard TO coax
Let husband loose In a fenced nsld ...
A husbands wrath s?0ils the bsst broth.
The shorter the bill the sweeter the fsrs.
Rebuke when alone; S1ress when at home.
ole kid thought spoken ls worth two unssid
Govern yourself and yoa vii. gcyera each other.
The proof Of the temper IL in the unexpected
guest.
Better marry praying sinner than preaching
saint.
IT'S cros-grainsd wife that will scOls in a new
bonnet.
1t isn't every wife Who can laugh at hsr hu..
bands Jokes.
sulsn silence works worse misehis, thaa
royal row.
Always remember that yOu have .ysIas as we'll
as eyes
1t takes a man to talk se0aoay-s woman TO
practice 1t.
IL you've picked up q crooked sllsL, don't tell
evesy so.
A sensible husband In hand is worth q dszss
heroes in dresmlsRd
An ounce Of tobacco cslms mora trouhl.a xs,.r.
than ton OF oil
Man is the head Of the house. but .oman the
neck that turns IT,
II you feel like a pair Of scissors, don't choose
q penknife 70 live With
When the rag doll and the stuffed elephant Eat
married they found each other out
No man ever loved a sOm.n Will. h v.. s..,
Atehlson Globe.
meresntils democracy may govern long .na
widely mercantile aristOersey esanot ,,.pa-
hsroism-the divine relation which IN all sinss
unilea great nan to other msn.-csrIyIs.
Be careful TO make friendship .he child ana NJ,
the father Of Virtue.-sIr p. sassy.
The union Of lakes. the Union Of lands.
The union Of States none can sever.
The union OF hearts The union Of hands
And the Gag Of cur Union forever!
George p. Norris
NO more sense than an oyster" Thls "A
French: I'll raisonns CONNIE uns huitre" " and
'Cest une huitre a eeaills' (stupld as an oyster
"a the sheiD. Oysters have a mouth, but 40 hss3.
let me make the sellads. and uha viii msx
make the iAws.' Andrew Fletcher. Of s.ltoun.
said 70 tbs Earl Of Cromsrty: II knsv a VsfY
wise man Of Sir Christopher ausgrave's ssntim.at.
lie believed II man psrnittsd to make all
the ballads. hs need not care who should max.
the laws" Q7e3D
VERY BAD AND VERY WELL.
correspondent sends the following l.sf from a.
cid serspbook:
friend enee met ne. and bis case thus told;
says ne, TN married 70 q downright sools;
ihased, she'a Ike q Nonah rsYlaS mad
Alas! my friend" said L. that's very bsdv
No. no; 20 bad" ssia be. for with asr hGai
got some money and hous. and iand.'
Indeed" said l. then that was very w.n..
'fOad not eay 20 when my story tell;
For you must know that and her ows brother
ousrrssd. and Sea' 10 ia~ With sns ssothsr.
And vas cast" Twas very bad. indssd''
Why, not 20 bad. because Il vas sser..e.
Before he got the house. he should make Ger
esrtsla soek Of sAssp-sboat four sesre.
Why that. you'd sas, vas very veil I wot.
10. not 20 we'll for ere the sheep get
They eTrT ons fell sick Gnd sise q IN rot.
"Ahl that was very bad. ny frlsna, Iadsss.
NO. rot % ssd, bsesuss = man agreed
10 Eiss me twenty pounds for .sin snd fat
WhsH mslsss." An then. very veil vas tssl-s
No. not 20 veil. fer I'm a clumsy fsllsw.
And az Tried 70 reader Il TO tslles.
Iet0 the e.idfon fell Fss-kst elsdsr
And ia sn hour ny house was barns 70 tinssrs
''Ahl that vas very bad. 90 protest"
no. not - bad, all happsns fer .As bsst-
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