Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-09-29


times goes too far afield after things to |
explain. Isn't it time for some learned |
sharp TO expound the mystery of the
hat pin?
There is nothing to equal the theories
as TO cheap living that can be evolved
by well.fed man or woman.
The successful pugilist of the future
will put in less time training himself
and more time training his wife.
Labor day was the conception of an
American. 1t is as fully an American
institution as the Fourth of July.
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1t is really better for rich young men
like Vanderbilt to go into politics of
their own volition than TO be taken in
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In the game of diplomacy China Is
likely to be ultimately pasted against
the wall, but will hardly feel stuck up
over Ii.
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Naturally girl who gets diamond
engagement ring right off is apt to
fancy she has made q brilliant com.
mencement.
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A political prophet differs from an
ordinary politician in that he does. not
know either but lets others know that
lie does not know.
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There IL no degree of devotion to
party which demands that man shall
cnrage and excite himself by discuss
ing politics at his meals.
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We respectfully suggest that the
teaching Of geography in our public
schools be postponed until matters be.
come little more settled.
In Philadelphia young woman VINO
played ghost gave up the ghost from
the blow of q brick. Which seems to
argue that II may be safer to rock
boat.
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The divorced wife of wealthy New
York man took thirty.eight trunks will
her when she departed. 1t is apparent
that she has no intention of retiring &c
a convent.
A new kind of grip has developed II
Alaska. One of its peculiarities Is tina
II attacks with most vlrulence those
who have lost their grip In the golt
fields.
The forty or fifty men VINO are In tn
train that Is held up by the one lon'
bandit probably accede TO his reques
merely because they think he need
the money.
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1t Is said that the average age o
women at the international congress II
Paris was below 80. The showing wa
made on the testimony Of the wOmcl
themselves.
The world has been SO absorbed else
where during the last few months thu
several South American revolution
have been pulled OF with practicall
no spectators.
The outrages Of the policemen In m
other city sink into insignifcance bt
I side the tyranny Of the Boston office
who undertook to stop the baking Q
beans Oh Sunday.
Who says marriage Is a failure? .
Y Massachusetts couple after being d
: vorced for fifty years have been renal
Q ried. Fifty years Of elaboration led
I the inevitable result.
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: Now the dancing masters have take
: up arms against rag.time, and propos
$ to make II questionable. 1t looks q
II the music Of skips and jerks wa
n up against the real thing"
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n Hall Gaines confession that he d
reject one of Marie COrelli's novel
u when he was publishers reader d.
ten or twenty years ago speaks well Il
n his literary judgment them.
i Somewhere Is found the mandate
}. Except ye work neither shall ye eat!
Some men Of pretty full stomach
@ would have pretty hard work to a
G count for themselves on this basis.
Andrew Lang says the people VII
J, are booming Omar Khayyam max
him tired. Andrew should be patien
These same people may discover, aftt
II he is safely dead, that he, too. coul
= write some.
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=, New York sleuths captured a dii
- mOnd smuggler the other day who ha
gone lame because of several gems
$, each shoe. Hereafter passengers a
= irving at that port with soft cOrns ma
- expect to experience trouble.
l. George Gould put up 100000
D, pay Count BOni de Castellane's debt
just as a matter of pride. 1t Is appa
e ent that George doesn't take after ia