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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
STATIONS RIVER.

Mr.. Rand is making an addition to his
residence.
Edward Pettengill was home for a brief
visit early in the week.
John ODER and family plan to go soon
to live in Melrose, Mass.
Mr.. Conant of Littleton will ship from
here nearly 1000 barrels of selected apples.
Miss Anna Bemis boards at home while
continuing her work as teacher at Bellows
Falls.
Miss Ada Stearns has gone to spend the
winter in Ohio with her sister, Mrs.
Travis.
W. W. Cory is grading his grounds and
thereby greatly improving the appearance
of the place.
Mrs. William Buchanan returned home
on Thursday from visit of some length in
Newbury, Vt.
Mr. Wright is pushing to early compile
ton the enlargement and improvement of
the home residence.
Mrs. Inez Wood and family expect to eat
their Thanksgiving dinner with the home
people at the Tenney mansion.
The repairs on the Congregational
church are nearly finished. II only re-
mains W pun III PldCe Tue new pupil SET
and the new organ.
Mr.. Conant, formerly a student at Yer
mont Academy, now editor of The Patriot
at Concord, Mass, is in town looking af-
ter the caring of apples.
Miss Fosters beautiful entertainment
with large number of children and youths
will come off Nov. IS at Odd Fellows hall.
1t is an organ benefit.
The ladies' circle resumed their regular
gatherings at the church parlor on Wednes.
day afternoon. The supper was in charge
of Mrs. Barnes and Mrs. Fuller.
The chicken-pie supper given last week
by the ladies of the Congregational society
proved in all respects fine success. The
supper was abundant and very handsomely
| served. All in attendance highly enioyed
the occasion. The proceeds were very
satisfactory.
Several cars have been loaded with ap-
Piles here. A portion are bought for so
cents per 100 pounds and loaded without
barrels. This place in the last days has
become a notable apple mart Farmers
find it very convenient to dispose of their
abundant apple crop for fair cash value
near at home.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
why COLTS superior.
From the New York Evening Post.

IL AOm NAO NCW AbAA AfSAAAB OoAsl
Now the appeal of golf lies in the fact
that 1t is a non-competitive game. What,
some one will say, with the sporting pages
of every newspaper filled with strange nu-
merical scores. and comment in an out.
landish tongue? Yes, golf is never com.
petitive, even when 1t appears most to be.
By an infraction of its very spirit, some
hunt mugs and fame, but the true golfer is
led astray by no such Interior motive. II
a Goethean spirltof isolation he works Out
his golfiDg salvation without reference tC
his fellow-golfer, comparing himself of TO-
day only with his recollection of himself
of yesterday and his hopes of himself OF
the morrow. His own victor, victory
breeds no envy; for how can man regarC
his victor self with other than the most
generous felcitation? Vanquished, de
feat has no bitterness, for how treat one'I
vanquished self with other than the mos
indulgent consideration? You lose, it II
the glorious you of the past that wins
you win, and you have merely risen on
stepping stones of your dead self to lowe
scores-which is excellent golf, even II the
metaphor rings Hibernian.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
WHITINGHAM.

Lila Beaudry has finished work at @.
S. Chase's.
Samuel May and family have moved to
Claremont.
Venus Busby and Cora Aldrich were
married recently.
Geo. Weller has bought and moved on
to the Dalrymple farm.
Ellen McAlllster is at work at David
Reeds for short time.
Gerald Wheeler and Harrie Chase we're
at Wilmington Tuesday.
Wellman Reed and family have moved
into the Bishop house at Sherman.
Mrs. Maryette Chase is visiting her
children at Wilmington and West Dover.
Representative L. H. Sawyer was at
home from Montpelier the first of the
week.
Mrs. G. A. Boyd was at A. Chase's Sat
urday, returning to Readsboro Sunday with
Mr.. Boyd.
Mrs. G. Coats and laughter will spend
the winter with Mrs. Sylvester Goats at
Melrose, Mass.
T. G. Marsh and wife have returned
from a visit among relatives in Western
Massachusetts,,
Mrs. G. S. Chase and Paul returned
Saturday from a three weeks trip to Bos-
ton and vicinity.
Dan Howe and wife have charge of the
Spring hotel. Mr.. Swain finished his
work there Tuesday.
A number of the former patrons of the
North River creamery are selling their
milk to Boston firms.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
w HSTMIN sTHR.

Miss Durham of Boston was at Charles
Chase's Tuesday
Arthur Farnum of Newfane spent Sun
day at j. f. Wards.
Miss Mary Darling is visiting in Leo
minister and Boston, Mass.
Mrs. Fuller of Brookline is visiting her
niece, Mrs. John O. Richmond.
Miss Susie Kellogg spent several days
last week in Charlestown, N. II.
Mrs. Martha Smith returned last week
to her home for an indefinite stay.
The Fortnightly club will meet with Miss
Grace Chase on Monday evening, Nov. II.
Mrs. S. D. Dickinson and Mrs Searle of
Charlestown, N. H., were in town last
Wednesday.
Mrs. Nelson johnson has recently been
entertaining her brother and his family
from Canada
Miss Ida L. Wright resumed her duties
as attendant at the Retreat in Brattleboro
on Wednesday.
The ladies' aid society will meet with
Mrs. Walter q. Nutting on Wednesday
afternoon, Nov. Ia
Mr.. and Mrs. George A. Woods, who
have been in Massachusetts, on an extended
visit to their children, have returned and
will occupy their farm.
We understand that an effort Is being
made by some Of the young people to raise
funds by subscription for dancing school
to be held during the winter.
Sara Wright, youngest daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. George G. Wright, won the prize
offered by the German Medicine company
for the handsomest baby in town, receiving
over 1900 votes.
Election day passed off rather quietly
with rather a small number of voters out,
only POT votes being cast. In the even
ing crowd gathered at G.. II. Walkers
store TO receive the returns.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
WINDHAM.

Mr.. and Mrs. M. e. Stearns of Chester
were in town the first of the week.
Mrs. Nelson Lawrence of Springfield,
this state, visited at L. M. Lawrence's re-
Gently.
Mr. and Mrs. r. R. Chapman spent Sun
day with their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. L. b.
Chapman.
2. Il. Harris and two daughters, Mary
and Lucy, spent Sunday with his mother,
Mrs. M. d. Harris.
Mrs. G. E. Eddy and son, George, at
tended the conference at Springfield, this
state, last week.
Miss Elizabeth Emerson, who has been
visiting at L. B. Chapman's the last two
weeks, returned to her home in Hyde
Park, Mass, Monday.
Eugene Sherwin, who has been living on
the Howard place at the north part of the
town for the past year, has moved to
Springfield, this state.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
Receiving the Good N.,r..

The election news furnished a large
amount Of interest to Bellows Falls resi-
dents Tuesday evening, and there were
large crowds of men and women in and
about the Square until the small hours of
the next morning. A special wire was run
to the stage of the opera house and the
newsbulletined there until after o'clock, the
house being well filed until after midnight.
Returns were also furnished the two clubs
at their rooms. The telephone company
furnished very satisfactory service for the
Republican town committee, who had ar
ranged with j. E. Farrow to throw them
upon a canvass stretched across the square
over the watering trough. strong
stereopticon lantern was used with good
results. Mr.. Farrow had arranged with
about go advertisers of the village, and the
returns were interspersed with advertising
and amusing pictures, which relieved the
monotony and long waits experienced in
the opera house. Hundreds of people gath
cred in the square and remained from 1880
until about II, despite the cold and raw
temperature of the evening, exhibiting ex-
IRENE good nature. As the reports favor
ed one side or the other the representatives
OF each party gave vent to their Joy, or
sorrow, in unmistakable terms.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
BELLOWS FALLS NEWS.
Wife No. 1 Appeared.
Frederick Bailey, Alias Charles BAY.
ley, Was Living Here with wife No.
2, Aged only IS Years.

Frederick Bailey, Alias Charles bay.
ley, Was Living Here with wife No.
2, Aged only IS Years.
A man who for the past year and a half
has been employed by H. E. Cox, and who
has lived with a woman supposed to be his
wife over the store Of Putnam & Damon
at the north end of the village, was arrest
ed and tried Saturday under a charge of
adultery. The complaint was made bv
Grand Juror Chas. H. Robb, and the trial
was held before Justice Q. H. Williams
He was held under $500 bail for appear
ance before county court, and was kept in
the lookup here until yesterday morning
endeavoripg to secure bail. He was then
taken to Newfane jail by Deputy Sheriff
D. NJ. Thayer.
He has been known here as Charles Bay.
lee, but the evidence showed his real name
to be Frederick Bailey of Westfield, Mass
In 1891 he was married at that place to
Edith Eggleston and two years ago he de-
serted her, leaving also three children for
her to support. He went to Northampton,
where he met Edith Shepard, and she sup
posed she was legally married to him.
They have been living here as if suchwas the
case, nothing to the contrary being known
until last week, when the former wife
learned of his whereabouts and instituted
criminal proceedings as above. Much SYM
pathy is expressed here for the second sup
posed wife, who is now only 10 years old,
and indignation at the man.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
SOUTH wARDsBoRO.

Fred Butler of Ludlow, who has been at
Mr.. Sargents on the Convey farm, recently
caught a coon that weighed 80 pounds.
II anyone has caught larger one let us
hear from him.
Mrs. N. G. johnson, who has been in
Boston for the last two months for medi-
cal treatment, has returned to her home
much improved in health, and her eye
sight is also much better than 1t was when
she left home.
Charles Gleason has greatly improved
the looks of the buildings on the place
which he bought near this place. He has
newly shingled the house, newly clapboard-
ed and painted 1t, and newly papered all of
the rooms. Mr.. Gleason's father is in
tending to move into it soon.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09

Heaven is Not Reached at a Single
BORnd.
Heaven is not reached at q single bound;
But we build the ladder by which we rise
From the lowly earth to the vaulted skies,
And we mount TO its summit round by round.
count this thing TO be grandly true:
That noble deed Is a sep toward God,
Lifting the soul from the common sod
To purer air and broader view.
We rise by things that are under our feet;
BY what we have mastered of good and gain;
By the pride deposed and passion slain,
And the vanquished Ills that we hourly meet.
We hope, we aspire, we resolve, we trust,
When the morning calls us to life and light;
But our carts grow weary, and ere the night
Our lives are trailing 10 sordi dust
We hope, we resolve, we aspire, we pray,
And we tn nix that we mount the air on wings,
Beyond the recall OF sensual things,
While our feet still cling to the heavy clay.
Wings for the angels. but feet for the menl
We may borrow the wings 10 iud its way;
We may hope, and resolve, and aspire and pray,
hut our feet must rise, or we fall again.
Only in dreams is q ladder thrown
From the cary earth to the sapphire walls;
But the dreams depart and the vision falls,
And the sleeper awakes on his pillow Of stone.
Heaven is not reached at a single bound;
But we build he ladder by which we rise
From the lowly earth to the vauted skies,
And we mount to its summit round by round.
IL. q. Holland
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09

Sunday evening, one by DR.. Edward Kirk
land and the other by DR.. e. r. Campbell.
If those present follow all the good advice
given, there will be no question about their
being insurable risks. The second meet
ing in the series will be held next Sunday
evening when Principal M. w. Downing
will speak on Educational Aids"
A meeting of the members of the choral
union of former years was called to be held
at the High school building Monday even
ing. Only about 25 we're present, but the
feeling was decidedly in favor of carrying
the work forward. Another meeting was
called to be held next Monday evening at
which officers will be elected and arrange.
ments for the seasons work will be made
Nelson p. Coffin of Newport, N. H., will
probably be director.
Frank White, who up to Nov. was EN-
ployed locally by the Rutland railroad in
the division office, has been transferred TO
the auditors department of the road at
Rutland. F. H. Kimball, who was the head
of the division office here, is the only man
left in the office and is busy closing up the
matters pertaining to the abolished office,
which will take the most of this month
After he is through there he will have EN-
ployment for the present in the local freight
office of the company.
The annual thank-offering meeting and
missionary tea of the Mt. Kilburn Junior
auxiliary was held in the parlors of the
Congregational church Tuesday evening
Tea was served early in the evening, fol-
lowed by an informal program. The gem
eral topic of the evening was 1.-THE Triumphs
OF Christianity in the Nineteenth Century"
and original papers were read by Miss
Elvira Gorham, Miss Ida Leonard and Miss
Alice jackson. Music was furnished by
Miss Ingenue Fassett, violinist, and Mr..
Davis, baritone The amount received
from the thank-offerings was $13 %.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
What Would Yan aIvs

To be- cured of catarrhi If Won or your friends
have this disease, you know how disagreeable it
is. It's symptoms are lnfiamed eyes, throbbing
temples, ringing noises In the ears, headaches,
capricious appetite and constant discharge Of
mucus. Fortunately It's cure is not question of
what you will give. but what you will take. II
you will take Hoods Sarsaparilla, the great con
sttutional remedy, which thoroughly purlfes,
enriches and vitalizes the blood, you may expect
to be completely and permanently cured. The
good blood which Hoods Sarsapara makes,
reaching the delicate passages OF the mucous
membrane, soothes an rebuids the tissues and
ultimately cures all 81 mptoms OF catarrh.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
WEST wARDsBoRo.

Mr.. Roberts of Dorset has moved to the
Carter place.
L. A. Dryden has gone TO CIRCUITS mill
in Stratton, to work at blacksmithing.
Miss Amy E. Perry has gone back to
teach in Townshend after brief vacation
at home.
Miss Gladys Convey recently passed a
few days With Miss Sadie Davidson, both
coming up from the academy in Town
shend.
Mrs. G. J. Leonard has recovered some
of her lost strength, and has gone TO stay
for time with her daughter, Mrs. Adams,
in West Dover.
r. A. Rush having somewhat recovered
from the injury to his eye, which was a
shock to his whole system, has moved with
his wife to their new residence in Stratton,
as he is to work at numbering.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
A Card.

Come to my store and get a 25 or so cent bot
tie Of Greene's Warranted Syrup of Tar and / viii
pay you beck your MONEY II It does not cure
your cold or cough.
THE THOMAS PHARMACY, Brattleboro, VT.
GEO. z. GREENE, Brattleooro. Vt.
BROOKS HOUSE HARMACY, Brattleboro, Vt
F. II. HOLDEN & CO., Brattleboro, VT.
j. L. STOt KWELL, West Brattleboro, Vt.
r. A TEMPLE & CO, Jacksonville, VT.
F. H. JONES. Hinsdale, N. H.
w. 8. HOLLAND, lTownshend, Vt.
BARBER BROS, West Townshend, Vt.
n. NJ. BATCHELDER. Eewfane, Vt.
@. K. PARK, Williamsville, VT
W. @. HALLIDAY, East Dover, Vt.
f. T.. SMITH, Jamaica, Vt.
L. WHEELER Wardsboro, Vt.
BROWN & RYDER, Wes' wardsboro VT.
A. M. CORSER, Putney, Vt.
g. WILLIAMS, Putney, Vt,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
SOUTH VERNON.

T. Cary is visiting his daughter, Mrs. A.
K. Weatherhed.
Election passed off very quietly. The
vote was 80 to IL in favor of the Republi-
cans,
John Hart of Worcester is q guest of
l.. L. Weatherhed. He came from South
Africa recently, where he served in the
Beer war for several months.
Mrs. Lucy Slate is visiting Mrs. Wilde
and Mrs. Riley in South Vernon, and Mr..
Garish of Bernardston is boarding there
while putting in the stone work for the
bridge near Dunklees residence.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09

There are 80 new ships in all, for which
Secretary Long is to ask Congress for ap-
preparations. These are: Three 10000
ton battle ships: two Is, 000.ton armored
cruisers; six 2000-ton gunboats; six 600.
ton gunboats; ten 200ton gunboats; three
15,000-ton cOlliers; one 7000-ton repair
ship; one 70O0-ton marine transport.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09

There is considerable money in the lakes
in the shape of meat. In the Lake Erie
fisheries 1928 men are employed and 81
719,654 capital. Last years catch was
valued at 81, 10000.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
CAMBIDGBPORT.

Mrs. Jennie Littleheld of SherborD,
Mass, recently visited her cousins, Miss
F. L. Dlmond and Mrs. S. ]. Weaver.
The semi annual business meeting of
the Christian Endeavor society will be held
Tuesday evening with Mrs. s. j. Weaver.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
CENTRAL VERMONT RAILWAY 90.
Southern Division.
corrected to Oct.I7, 1901
GOING SOIJTH

GOING SOUTH.
Trains leave Brattleboro as follows:
$3.50 n Daily for S)rinRfield and New York.
1850 A. NJ. for Millers Falls Palmer ana New Lon
don. Connecting at Mlers Falls with Fitch
burg division Boston & Maine X. R., at Palmer
with Boston & Albany r. r at Willimantic and
at New London with N. Y, N. H. & H. RI
9:l0 A. NJ. for Springfield and New York.
1925 A. NJ, for Millers Falls and points on the
Fitcheurg division Boston & Maine r. r.
e;l2 p. NJ, for Springfield and New York.
4:35 p. NJ, for Springfield and New York
1885 p. NJ, for Miles Falls and stations on Fitch
burg division Boston & Maine r. R.. Palmer
and New London and New York via Norwich
Line.
GOING NORTH.
Trains arrive at BrattlebOro as follows:
1907 A. NJ, from New York via Norwich line and
New London.
11:O7 A. NJ, from Springfield
IL 0 p NJ, from Boston via Millers Fails
1881, 6:45 and l0:05 p, NJ from Springfield, New
York. C005 p. NJ, runs Daily
1855 P. N from New London, connecting from
Palmer, MileTs Falls and " termediate stations.
EB Subject TO change without notice. Trains
run week days only except otherwise noted.
e. II. FlTZHUGH, Vice President and General
Manager st. Adams W.
sW. CUMMINGS, G. P. A, st. Adams.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
RaHrnans.
BOSTON 4 MAINE RAILROAD,

ON and after Oct 8, 1900, trains on this road
" will leave Brattleboro TOR points north at
11:l0 A n, 2 81, $3.50 and 1910 p. N.
The 11:10 A. n. train is mail train for Mont
peier. st. Adams, Rutland, Burlington, Montreal
and the Passumpsic road.
The 2:3s p. N. train is the Quebec and
Montreal New York day express
The SOP n. train is mail train for White River
Junction and Rutland
The 1910 p, train is express for Montreal,
Sherbrooke and Quebec. with sleeping cars at
tached. This train runs daily (SnndAys to
Montreal only
Going south trains arrive In Brattleboro from
Bellows Falls and points north at Sis A. n might
express) 900 A. n. (maiD. 2:10 naiD. 4:S2 p. N.
(Montreal and New York day expressly
Sunday traiDs-6:l6 A. NJ, south for Springfield;
north, Montreal express 1910 NJ
All trains make close connections with Boston
& Albany road both east and west Of Springfield.
D. ]. FLANDERS, Gen1 Ticket Agent.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
The Mock Trial Next Friday Night.

Next Friday evening in being looked for
ward to by many with the expectation of
having an evening of rare fun in the mock
trial of breach of promise case in the
opera house. 1t Is held under the auspices
of the Young Mems club and for the pur-
pose of raising money to defray the ex-
penses of a series of practical talks or lee
lures during the winter to which no ad-
mission fee will be charged. 1t is brought
out under the direction of Col. Newton
and @. B. Perry of Worcester, Mass The
following is the assignment of the princi-
pal parts: Judge, Charles H. Williams,
Esq; clerk of court, @. II. Robb, ESQ |;
plaintiff, Miss Alice jackson; defendant
Dr. Edward Kirkland; plaintiffs attorney,
Col. A. V. Newton of Worcester. Mass. |;
defendants attorney, O. B. Perry, Esq Of
Worcester, Mass; court officer, Deputy
Sheriff D. NJ Thayer; court crier, N. g.
Williams; witnesses, Mrs. E. G. Osgood,
Mrs. j. q. Day, Capt. w. H. Taylor, Dr.
E. S. Allbee, Rev. Albert Hammatt ju-
rors, Rev. ]. II. Reid, F. E. Newell, E. G.
Osgood, DIR. G. H. Gorham, W. G. Bel
KNAPP, f. g. Pierce. L. l.. Durham, j. G..
Day, L. S. Hayes, DR.. E. R. Campbell, B.
Cannon, jr., George H. Babbitt.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
Big Increase In Population.

The curiosity regarding the results of
the census, as showing the increase in Bel.
lows Falls has been satisfied the past week
and the results show a material increase in
population, as was expected. In 1890 Bel
lows Falls village numbered 1902, while
this year it lie advanced to 4337, an increase
of 1915, or 40 per cent in the 10 years. II
to this is added the probable number located
across the river and in North Westminster,
both of which are covered by our free de
livery and which are a factor in the
business here as much as if located within
the limits of the village, it makes us popu,
lation of over $500. AS the whole county
made only gain of 113 in the past II
years, Bellows Falls seems to have saved
it from showing an aggregate loss. The
town of Rockingham, outside of Bellows
Falls shows a loss of 10 in the decade,
there having been 1887 10 years ago anc
there are 1879 now. The town, including
Bellows Falls, had population of 4579 by
the last census, and $500 now.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09

Pain from indigestion. dyspepsia aud too hearty
eating Il relieved at once by ta' ing one of Car
ter's Little Liver Pills Immediately after dinner
Don't forget this,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09

The kidneys are your
blood purifiers, they fill
ter out the waste or
impurities in the blood.
II they are sick or out
Of order, they fail to do
their work.
Pains, aches andrheu-
matism come from ex-
cess Of uric acid in the
blood, due to neglected
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09
OVer-WOrk Weakens
Your Kidneys.
Unhealthy kidneys Make Impure Blood.

All the blood in your body passes through
your Kidneys once every three minutes.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09

hldllCJ uOuDiSs
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble, because the heart Is
over-worling in pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
1t used to be considered that only urinary
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their begin
ming in kidney trouble.
If you are sick you can make no mistake
by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect Of DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy is
soon realized 1t stands the highest for its
wonderful cures Of the most distressing cases
and is sold on its merits fc~E0|
by all druggists in fifty rF9i5za,Yykf
cent and one-dolar siz- \:
es. You may have * gu u E EEs99
sample bottle by mail Home of swampRoOt.
free, also pamphlet telling you how to find
out If you have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing DR.. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, NY.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1900-11-09

"That's just the way things CO."
"What's the matter now?"
"Why, somebody has invented an autom-
atom that plays the piano; but nobody in
vents one that can cook and wash dishes. "
Il Indianapolis Journal.