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wonderfully successful in promptly curing
lame back, kidney, bladder. uric acid trcu-
blcs and Bright's Disease, which is the worst
.orm of kidney trouble.
DR.. Kilmer's Swar1paROOt is not rec
,mmendedfor everything but if you have kid
ney, liver or bladder trouble 1t will be found
ust the remedy you need. lthas been tested
so many ways, in hospital work, in private
practice, among the helpless too poor to pur-
chase relief and has proved so successful In
.very case that a special arrangement has
been made by which all readers Of this paper
who have not already tried it, may have
sample bottle sent free by mail, also book
eling more about Swamp-Root and how to
lind out it, you have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper and fsf
send your address to fsHT7S;Yk 1s|ss: 3%5::A
DR.. Kiliner & Co., Bng E i III. a '|i, asss;s
,amtor. N. Y. The ssal l 19sssllsz89
ocular fifty cent and Home of swamp-Rooe
olar sizes are sold by all good druggists.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Judge Riggs adjourned court last Sat
urday till Thursday, as several of the at
torneys had business in other courts the
fore part of the week.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Judge Schoonover and the "old man"
of the AGITAToR are in Fit. Scott this
week, attending the court of appeals.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Will Davis has purchased the Stephens
property, on Third avenue, lately oc-
cupied by Dave Cheek and family
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Ed Haverfield and wife are keeping
house on Second avenue in house form
erly occupied by Mrs DR.. French.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Mrs. A. ]. Bowen, of Centennial. was a
caller last Saturday.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Rev. HOWE occupied Rev. McGill's
pulpit a Wclda last Sunday.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Prof Samuel Hunter, of the State Uni
versity, came down, Saturday, and went
from here to Greeley, to visit his parents
Rev. Jas. Hunter and wife.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

See advertisement of Riverside stoves
and ranges in this paper. j. w. Lewis &
Sons. Agt.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Rev. Pulliam has been sent to Chanute
for the coming year, and Rev. Church, of
Altoona. has been sent to Garrett.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Ed l.. Eaton went to Fit. Scott, Satur-
day, on business connected with the court
of appeals. He returned home, Wednes-
day
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

The Republicans of the Second district
will hold their convention in Garrett,
April 9TH.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

cures made by DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Ro
the great kidney. liver
and bladder remedy.
It is the great medi-
cal triumph Of the nine
teenth century; dis
covered after years Of
scientific research by
DR.. Kilmer, the emil
nent kidney and blad-
der snecialisf and e
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK Z
kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable

Amos, everybody who reads tho new.
pap is sure to know Of the wonderft
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Jake Blum has rented Frank l.. Browns
residence on Fourth avenue.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Don't fail to get one OF our handsom
crayon portraits, while it can be had tor
almost nothing.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16
20 Cure IL Cold in One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund tee money if it fails
to cure. 25c The Genuine has L. B. Q
on each tablet.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Several Garnett people have begun gar
den-making.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Dave Cheek and family now occupy
the house on Third avenue recently va
Gated BY Rev. Henderson.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Mrs Puliam went to Chanute, Satur
day, to attend conference.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Last Sunday was so warm and spring
like that fires were allowed to die out
and doors were thrown open. Bees and
flies were buzzing, ants and bugs were
crawling about, and all Nature seemed
to rejoice at the signs of spring. At night
the frogs held jubilee.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Hen. l.. X. Kirk and Hon. \. l.. Bow.
man went to Fl. Fcott, Monday, on le-
gal business.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Miss Jennie Calvert went to Greeley,
Saturday, on visit
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

DR.. William Clark, of Cleveland Ohio,
arrixed, Thursday, to visit his drughter
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

, We understand that Charley Rice, cx-
register of deeds, will clerk in the Day
light store at Lone Elm.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Charley Newton is able to ne on the
streets again, but isn't able to make a
hand" at work yet. He looks rather
peaked" but is as clipper and good
natured a 9 ever
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Geo. Ellis and wife, of Boise City, Ida
no, uncle and aunt of Mrs. w. F. Hemp
stead, have been here the past week or so,
on visit They have lately been stop
ping at Hot Springs, Ark, for Mr.. Ellis
health. They go east from here, to visit
other friends.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

A certain member of a certain church
in this city finds fault with his minister
because he had been seen talking with
the editor of this paper. We do not want
any minister of the gospel to be "con-
taminated" by intercourse with us, but
we will say that we are willing at an,
time to compare personal or political r.
cords with the ex-county official who
registered the kick.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

A. NJ Ferguson, formerly of Company.
E, Twentieth Kansas regiment, came
over from Burlington last SATURDAY.. to
visit with his comrades here. He is now
adjutant of the 1st battalion, 36th in
fantry. He was recently wounded in a
battle in the Philippines losing finger
from one hand, the other hand being bad
lv hurt. He also received a shot in one
arm, and a bail passed through his right
lung. Hegot sick leave of two month.
dating from his landing at San Franc $
COZ, but will hardly be able to return
when his time is up. He was a corporal
in Cmpany E, and did valient service, for
which he was promoted. He crawled
across railroad bridge across the Rio
Grande, during battle, the day before
Trimbly and White swan the river He
now ranks as first lieutenant. Of course
he and his old comrhdes had a coed
visit,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

A.W. Crawford, of Bucyrus, was in
the city the fore part of the week, inter-
viening Populists. He is organizer for
this district, and reports that the Pop
ulists of the district are evincing a
great deal OF enthusiasm.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

GEO c. NEWTON.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1900-03-16

Call and examine STOCK. You will find upt0.dae
goods Especial cut prcss any article OF the old stock
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
Gold! Gold! Gold.

The latest Ell Dorado is reported to
be on Nome City Roach, Alaska. Thou
sand of people are Fastening there,
many of whom will return broken in
health. OF what avail is gold when
health is gone? Guard your health
with the best of all observation-disclosures
ter's Stomach Bitters, and you will al
ways have true wealth. The Bitters
are for people who have abused their
stomachs, orsare naturally weak. 1t will
regulate the bowels, stir up the liver,
invigorate the kidneys, and absolutely
cure Indigestion, constipation, malaria,
chills and fever. 1t Is a natural tonic,
absolutely free from dangerous marco
tics. 1t should be taken at the present
season, to protect the system from sud-
den colds and malarial attacks. It's a
good medicine to keeu on hand.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
A

Could not express the rapture OF An
ME e. Springer, Of 1925 Howard st.,
Philadelphia, Pa, when she found that
Dr.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption had completely cured her of a
hacking cough that for many years had
made life a burden. All other remedies
and doctors could give her no help, but
she says of this Royal Cure-"it soon
removed the pain in my chest and I can
now sleep soundly, something I can
scarcely remember doing before. I feel
like sounding it's praise throughout the
Universe. So will everyone who tries
DR.. Kings New Discovery for any trou-
BILE Of the Throat, Chest or Lungs.
Price 50c and s1.OO. Trial bottles free
at Fischer & Co.'S drugs store; every
bottle Guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
ROBBED THE A

A startling incident, Of which Mr..
John oliver of Philadelphia, was the
subject, is narrated by him as follows:
II was in a most dreadful condition.
My skin was almost yellow, ayes sunk
en-, tongue coated, pain continually in
back and sides. no appetite-gradually
growing weaker day by day. Three
physicians had given me up. Fortu-
nately, a friend advised trying Electric
Bitters;' and to my great JOY and sur
prise, the first bottle made a decided
improvement. I continued their use for
three weeks, and am now a we'll man.
+ know they saved my wife. and robbed
the grave Of another victim" No ono
should fail to try them. Only Soc, guar
anteed at Fischer & Cos drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15

health and strength. When I commenced
to use the medicines I weighed only 112
pounds, now I weigh I4o. My husband
and friends all thought that I would die,
but to-day I am a we'll woman"
Mrs. Barham's experience is not singu-
lar. Thousands have given similarly
strong and convincing testimony. There
are no other medicines in the world that
have such a long and continuous record
of cures.
There are no other medicines "just as
good" or "just the same" as Doctor
Pierce's. Like all valuable things these
medicines are sometimes initiated. Don't
be imposed upon. See that you get what
you ask for.
If you have any doubt as to the nature
of your ailment write fully, giving your
symptoms, to DR.. R. V. Pierce, chief con-
sulting physician, Invalids' Hotel and
Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y. He
will consider your case carefully, and
will tell you, absolutely free of charge,
what to do to get we'll.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15

II tell YOU, sin, he said, the girls OF
today are not properly educated. Be
fore I marry I want to find Il girl who
Is able TO cook
"'Yes?' returned the other disintel-
estedly.
Don't you?"
Cant say that l care particularly
about that"
what kind Of a girl do you want,
them"
What kind do | want? Oh, | want
a girl who is able to hire a cook and in
cidentally a butler and a coachman and
q footman and all the rest that 60 to
make life comfortable. Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
An Editors Life Saved by Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy.

During the early part of October, 1896,
I contracted a bad cold which settled on
my lungs and was neglected until l
feared that consumption had appeared
in an incipient state. l was constantly
coughing and trying to expel something
which | could not. l became alarmed
and after giving the local doctor a trial
bought a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the result Was immediate
improvement, and after l had used three
bottles my lungs were restored to their
healthy state.-B. s. EDWARDS, Pub
Usher OF The Review, Wyant, III. For
sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15

There is no better medicine for the
babies than Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. Its pleasant taste and prompt and
effectual cures make 1t a favorite with
mothers and small children. 1t quickly
cures their coughs and colds, preventing
pneumonia or other serious conse-
quences. 1t also cures Group and has
been used in tens of thousands of cases
without a single failure so far as we have
been able to learn. 1t not only cures
Group, but when given as oon as the
croupy cough appears, will prevent the
attack. In cases of whooping cough it
liquefes the tough mucus, making it
easier to eXpectorate, and lessons the
severity and frequency Of the paroxysms
of coughing, thus depriving that disease
of all dangerous consequences. For
sale BY A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
Creatures of Circumstance.

Once upon a time there vas q Boy
whose Neighbors We're all very sordid.
Those Neighbors would not suffer the
Boy to destroy their property, no mat
ter what the occasion.
So the Boy grew up without ver
having achieved any Halloween pranks
to speak of.
ALAS" cried the Boy, when he had
become an obscure and unimportant
Man. I'VE are what circumstances
make us!'
This fable teaches us to be kind to
children. Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
Sheldou's Predicament.

Assistant lin the Office Of Topeka Cap.
itaD-There' is a man outside who de-
mands that we send him the paper this
week for nothing.
Editor Sheldon-Some irresponsible
crank, is he not?
A~ssistant-I guess so. He keeps quot.
ing from Sermon on the Mount-Give to
him that asketh thee.
Editor Sheldon(after a mental strug-
gle)-Let him have it Chicago Tribune.
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any case OF
coughs, colds or Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache, Pains In various parts
Of the body, Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach, Loss Of appetite, Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences Of impure blood. No matter
how 1t became So. It must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
~scrofulous or syphilitio poisons or any
othsr blood diseased II II certainly. .
wonderful remedy and W sGl svsry
bottle on ! positive guarantee.
For sale at T1scher's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
OFFICE OF AUDITOR OF PUBLIC
ACCOUNTS

Santa Fe, N. M, Jan. 20, 1900 1t is
hereby certified, That the Metropolitan
Plate Glass Insurance Company, a cor
poration organized under the laws of
the state of New York, whose principal
office is located at New York City, has
complied with all the requirements of
the laws Of New Mexico, so far as said
laws are applicable to said company,
for the year of Our Lord One Thousand
Nine Hundred.
In testimony whereof, l, l.. M. Ortiz,
auditor of public accounts for the ter
ritory of New Mexico, have hereto set
my hand and affixed my seal of office,
at the city of Santa Fe, the day and
year first above written.
(Sean L. M. ORTIZ.
Auditor OF Public Accounts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
OFFICE OF AUDITOR OF PUBLIC
ACCOUNTS,

Santa Fe, N. M, Feb. 4, l90O.-It is
hereby certified, That the Springfield
Fire and Marine Insurance Company, a
corporation organized under the laws of
the state of Massachusetts, whose prin-
cipal Office is located at Springfield In
the state of Massachusetts, has com
piled with all the requirements of the
laws of New Mexico so far as the said
laws are applicable to said company for
the year of Our Lord One Thousand
Nine Hundred.
In testimony whereof, l, l.. M. Ortiz,
auditor of public accounts for the ter
ritory of New Mexico, have hereto set
my hand and affixed my seal of Office,
at the city of Santa Fe, the day and
year first above written.
(SeaD L. M. ORTIZ,
Auditor of Public Accounts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
AUnioue Calender.

New Edition of the Aztec Calendar,
January to June, 1900, now on sale at
A. T. & s. F. Ry. Ticket Office. Con-
tains six separate reproductions in color
(Sx11 inches) of Burpank's Pueblo In
dian portraits-the seasons art sensa-
ton. Also engraved cover representing
ancient Aztec calendar stone. A hand
ONE and unique souvenir; edition limit
ed: order early. Price rs cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
OFFICE OF AUDITOR OF PUBLIC
ACCOUNTS.

Santa Fe, N. NJ, March 8, oO.-It Is
hereby certified, That the Pacific Mu-
tual Life Insurance Company, a cor
poration organized under the laws of
the state of California, whose principal
office is located at San Francisco, CAL,
has complied with all the requirements
of the laws of New Mexico, so far as
said laws are applicable to said COM
pany, for the year OF Our Lord One
Thousand Nine Hundred.
In testimony whereof, I, l.. NJ. Ortiz,
auditor of public accounts for the ter.
ritory of New Mexico, have hereto set
my hand and affixed my seal of Office,
at the city Of Santa Fe, the day and
year first above written.
(SeaD L. NJ. ORTIZ,
Auditor OF Public Accounts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15

If the reader of this should chance to
know OF any one who is subject to at
tacks of bilious collie he can do him nc
greater favor than to tell him Of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1t always gives prompt relief,
For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
OFFICE OF AUDITOR OF PUBLIC
ACCOUNTS,

Santa Fe, N. M. Feb. 6, 1900 Is
hereby certified, That the Royal Insur-
arnce Company, a corporation organized
under the laws of the Kingdom Of
Great Britain, whose principal Office is
located at Liverpool, Eng, has com-
piled with all the require uents of the
laws of New Mexico, so far as said laws
are applicable to said company, for the
year Of Our Lord One Thousand Nine
Hundred.
In testimony whereof, I, L. M. Ortiz,
auditor of pubic accounts for the ter
ritory Of New Mexico, have hereto set
my hand and affixed my seal Of office,
at the city of Santa Fe, the day and
year first above written.
iSeaD L. NJ. ORTIZ,
Auditor of Public Accounts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
EDITORS AWFUL PLIGHT.

F. M. Higgins, Editor Seneca (1lls,)
News, was afflicted for years with Piles
that no doctor or remedy helped until
writes two boxes wholly cured him. It's
the surest Pile cure on earth and the
best salve in the world. Cure guaran-
teed. Only Csc. Sold by Fischer & Co.,
druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15

81 think l would 60 crazy with pain
were it not for Chamberlain's Palm
Balm" writes Mr.. w. Fl. Stapleton,
Herminie, Pa. II have been afflicted
with rheumatism for several years and
have tried remedies without number, but
Palm Balm is the best medicine l have
got hold Of" One application relieves
the pain. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15

THAT THROBBING HEADACHE.
Would quickly leave you, If you used
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Thousands
of sufferers have proved their matchless
merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches.
They make pure blood and strong
nerves and build up your health. Easy
to take. Try them. Only Is c. Money
back II not cured. Sold by Fischer &
Co. druggists,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
OFFICE OF AUDITOR OF PUBLIC
ACCOUNTS

Santa Fe, N. M, Feb. l, 190O.-It is
hereby certified, That the Orient Fire
Insurance Company, a corporation or
ganized under the laws of the state of
Connecticut, whose principal Office is
located at Hartford, has complied with
all the requirements of the laws of New
Mexico, so far as the said laws are ap-
plicable to said company, for the year
OF Our Lord One Thousand Nine Hun
dred.
In testimony whereof, l, L. NJ. Ortiz,
auditor of public accounts for the ter
ritory of New Mexico, have hereto set
my hand and affixed my seal of office,
at the city of Santa Fe, the day and
year first above written.
(SeaD L. M. ORTIZ,
Auditor of Public Accounts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
OFFICE OF AUDITOR OF PUBLIC
ACCOUNTS.

Santa Fe, N. M, Feb. g., 19O0.-It is
hereby certified, That the Niagara Insur-
ance Company, a corporation organized
under the laws of the state Of New York,
whose principal officers located at New
York City has complied with all the re-
q%uirements of the laws of New Mexico,
so far as the said laws are applicable to
said company for the year of. Our Lord
One Thousand Nine Hundred.
In testimony whereof, I, L. M. Ortiz,
auditor of public accounts for the ter
ritory of New Mexico, have hereto set
my hand and affixed my seal of office,
lat the city of Santa Fe, the day and
year first above written,
(SeaD L. NJ. ORTIZ,
Auditor of Public Accounts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
OFFICE OF AUDITOR OF PUBLIC
ACCOUNTS

Santa Fe, F. NJ, Feb. 2, 19oo.--1t Is
hereby certified, That the Fire Associa-
ton of Philadelphia Insurance Com
pany, a corporation organized under
the laws of the state of Pennsylvania,
whose principal Office is located at Phi
ladelphia, has complied with all the re-
quirements of the laws Of New Mexico,
SO far as the said laws are applicable to
said company, for the year of Our Lord
One Thousand Nine Hundred.
In testimony whereof, l, L. M. Ortiz,
auditor of public accounts for the ter.
ritory of New Mexico, have hereto set
my hand and affixed my seal of Office,
at the city of Santa Fe, the day and
year first above written.
(SeaD L. NJ. ORTIZ,
Auditor of Public Accounts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
A Sadie Sadie Fate.
This is the tale of Peter Gun,
Who read and talked of "kopje;',

This is the tale of Peter Gun,
Who read and talked of "kopje:'.
Also of Cronje and the Beers,
Until he could not stopje.
He tackled a sic" to every word.
Or nearly every oneje,
Until his friends and family
Wished war had never begunje.
At evening he was not content
To sit at home and talkie,
But he would ask his wife if she
"Would care to take a walkje.
He hired a man to scoop the snow
Which lay upon his lawnje,
And paralyzed his little boy
BY saying, ''come here, Johnnie"
He bristled DER with news of war,
Said: "Buller flew the kopje,"
And backed it up by stating that
sold White is in the soupjo!"
He asked a friend if she would sing
''In words of %tuneful sounje,
The ballad, When You Have No Coli
You Needn't Come Arounje!'"
And thus he went from bad to worse
Until, what do you thinkje?
He tried to drown Great Britain's woe
Likewise his own, in drinkje!
And now they have him in a place,
Locked in a padded cellje,
Where every day that awful ''je"
With all his words he'll yellje.
Take heed, take heed-This simple tai,
Should warn you every oneje
Lest you should tempt the fate that me
Our poor friend, Peter Gurnje.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA.
nently cured by using MoN Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and SO cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-15
Simply HORRIBLE.

"No, Weary, l shall never approach
that mans inhospitable door again."
"But, Limpy, it's six miles to de next
house."
"Can't help 1t, il it's 20. That man
once did mi the greatest injury that can
be paid to a gentleman Of my profession"
did he hit you with a bed slat
LimnyW
NAV! He turned de hose on ms."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.