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The daily morning Alaskan. (Skagway, Alaska) 1899-1904, 1900-07-25
A Brave Little Sunfish.

When little Mrs. Sunfish Is laying
Ter eggs, she will fight anything that
comes near. Down in sheltered place
she hovers over her nest until by and
by a big ugly carp comes along and
makes up his mind to make a meal Of
fish eggs. Then the plucky little sun
fish darts out. and, with rush. runs
square under the big carp. trying 10
cut it with the sharp fins on its back,
Two or three sharp cuts of this kind
make the clumsy carp change his
mind about sunfish eggs, and he leaves
In a hurry, being lucky If he gets away
with whole skin. Then the little sun
fish goes back to its nest to watch for
the next hungry enemy.
The daily morning Alaskan. (Skagway, Alaska) 1899-1904, 1900-07-25

AnotAer story In OB1g1As.
Shem-What are the animals rowing
20 aboutl
Ham-1hs monkey and the Z parrot
Ar Debating the question do we need
IN 1nessaas II dur nxvyf'-New YORK
49,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
TREAsURERs OFFICE,

Notice Is hereby given that Cbantar
100 Penal Laws 1897 provides tbat
whenever any two or more personS
SHAH carry on business I'm this Terri
tory In partnership Il shall no in
cumbent for such persons 10 file I'm the
'u1'e OF the Treasurer statement of.
l. The names and residences of each
"t the members OF such co-partnership
. The nature OF the business of such
co-partnership.
.. The hrm name OF co-partnership
ana
y The place or place of business Of
the co-partnership.
whenever any change shall take
place In the constitution OF any such
frm by the death or withdrawal of any
member thereof. or by the addition OF
any member thereto, or by the disso-
tuition thereof. n statement OF such
change or dissolution shall also be filed
In the said office OF the Treasurer with
in one month from such change, death
or dissolution. as the case may be-
All such statements shall also be pub
lished by the members of each co-part-
nership ut least twice in the Hawaii
nm and English languages in two news
papers published In Honolulu.
There shall be paid 90 the Treasurer
~ Zee OF nifty cents for each name so
recorded az aforesaid.
The members of every co-partnership
who shall neglect or fail TO comply with
the provisions % this law. shall sever
ally and individually be liable for all
the debts and liabilities OF such CO.
partnership and may be- severally sued
therefor, without the necessity OF join
Ing the other members OF the co-part-
nership In any action or suit. and shall
also severally be liable upon conviction,
To penalty not exceeding five dollars
for each and every day while such de-
fault shall continue; which penalties
may be- recovered In any District Court.
THEO. r. LANSING,
Treasury Territory Of Hawaii.
Honolulu. oct. 18th, 1900 1851
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
YACHT CAPSIZEDI 4
OFF THE HARBO
Two Young Boys sailing III
the Anna are Upset in
a Squan.

In a heavy squat of wind off the bell
buoy yesterday afternoon the little
yacht Anna owned by Deputy Sheriff
Chillingworth was capsiZed. The boat
was manned by two young boys and it
had been towing a small boat contain
ing Sonny Cunha who had rowed
down from Waikiki in the morning and
was about to start back.
All went we'll until just as the little
yacht passed the bell buoy. Here the
lads in the yacht cast Cunha loose and
he was about to start off for his long
row to Waikiki when a furious gust
came down the hills laden with rain.
In some manner the tackle became en-
tangled and before the young yachts
men could ease the yacht up to the
blow she heeled and went over.
Luckily Cunha was yet within hail
and with a few quick strokes he was
alongside the capsized yacht and soon
had the boys safe in his little boat
Abandoning the yacht Cunha pulled as
fast as possible back to the harbor and
landed the boys. The tug Fearless was
notified of the accident and Captain
Brokaw had an opportunity to obtain
another piece of salvage money. 1t was
easy for the Fearless to bring in the
capsized yacht full of water as she was
and she was soon brought into the still
waters of the harbor.
Deputy Sheriff Chillingworth was
notified of the accident last evening.
He stated that he had not heard of it
before and that the only young man
who had permission to take the yacht
out was r. True. of School street. He
is said to he skillful boatman and an
expert swimmer
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22

Suppose that l did get somebody to
sell me plumbing goods and l had them
put in. These trust fellows would turn
right around and say to the Plumbing
Inspector that the work was not done
right and not according to the rules
and regulations of the Sanitary laws.
They would tear it out and put it in
again according to their own version of
the regulations and charge their own
price for it.
II suppose that the trust will en-
deavor to 'cinch' me for what / may
say, but 1 think hat it is about time
every citizen in Honolulu who knows
that this plumbing trust is holding the
public in tight grip by its arbitrary
methods and prices, should rise up
against il ="
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
By AUTHORITY.
SEALED TENDERS

Wiu be received at the Office OF the
superintendent of Public worL. a., '1 ,e
o'clock noon OF Wednesday. oc, ot,h
i Ivy, tor PORTLAND Cement for the Pub
lie Works Department.
pO'ioa'iohs at the Office of Assist
an. superintendent Of Public Works.
me superintendent Of Public works
uoes not bind himself to accept the low
est or any bid. WIG ""
j. a. McCANDLEss.
superintendent OF Public Works.
oct. End. 1900. res,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
olAA STOCKHOLDERS MEETIA

a SPECIAL MEETING OF THE
stockholders OF the Olaa Sugar Com
pany. Limited. Is called by the Presi-
dent 90 be held at the rooms OF the
Chamber OF Commerce In Honolulu.
20. 1900
The object OF the meeting Is to con-
slider amendments to the Bylaws:
and also for the purpose of taking such
action as may be deemed advisable
concerning the bonding OF the planta-
ton: and also 10 consider such other
business as may be brought before the
meeting.
Up. COOKE,
Treasurer Olaa Sugar Co.. Ltd.
Honolulu. H. T.. october 10. 1900.
5677
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
ELECTION or OFFICERS.

At THE ANNUAL MEETING OF
the shareholders in the HONOLULU
= OCE YARDS CO. LTD, held I'm
Honolulu on October is. 1900 the fol-
lowing officers were elected.
W. ". Rice. President.
r. a. Richards. Vice President
Frank Hustace. Treasurer.
james y. Morgan. Secretary.
T.. DC l.. Ward. Auditor.
The above officers. with w. &. with
ers and r.. j. Waller. comprise the
Board Of Directors.
JAMES +. MORGAN.
Secretary VI. s. Y. Co. Ltd.
Honolulu October IL. 1900. 5679
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
ASSESSMENT NOTICE.
sAIAlUA ACRICUl TURkl co.
LIMITED.

ASSESSMENTS HAVE BEEN called
on the assessabie stock Of this company
as 90 become due and payable at the
Office Of Castle n Cooke. Ltd. on
September IS. 1900. 10 per cent $50 per
share): delinquent October Is. 1900.
October 30. 1900. 10 per cent (s10 per
share): delinquent November 30. 1900.
w. a. BOWEN.
Treas. waialua Ayr. Co. Ltd.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
corporation Notices.
coPARTNERsHlP NOTICE.

THE UNDERSIGNED, WILLARD =.
BROWN and Frank Halstead, each of
Honolulu, On the Island OF oahu of the
Territory Of Hawaii. have this day
formed ~ Co-partnershiP with each 9TH
gr for the purpose of carrying on the
business of stock and bond brokers.
negotiating loans and acting as trus-
tees. in said Honolulu. under the firm
name of Halstead a. co.
WILLARD T.. BROWN,
FRANK UALSTEAD.
Dated Honolulu. October. 1900. d6Sf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
NOTICE

s........'.rgUs AND OWNERS
.f s. ', Honolulu In mass
b, H.. ou the Stst day OF
H.r ~. IrHd % 10 b. their
.Hft.. 'N tHr n reduction Of
l. a.... .'.u o hours per day. as
f M, ..mn. to hours Der dav
T.. l.. .I' lst day ~ N6vember
t.. nj. l.r llv On be- the sarns
''l'r of tFs ''' '''''
'NI.pENrERs' UNION.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
SPECIAL MEETING.

THERE WILL BE \ SPECIAL
meeting Of the stockholders 81 the In
ter-fsluud Steam Navigation Co.. Ltd,
az their office. queen street. on Tues
dnv. October 80. 1900. at 10 o'clock "a. m.
object Of meeting: To consider the
question Of increasing the capital stock
% the Company. and 90 transact such
other business as may be brought be-
fore the meeting.
q. ~. CLAPP, Secretary.
Honolulu, October 16. 1900. 567S
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
WANTED.

INV. NaN aUNCKMEN the
~, Automobile Company. In
ri . "i steady habits. with
NJ ...... only r'gulrod Enowi-
sE.. necessity. Young men
.s.., '....u.u1ry Instruction In
...... ..t.u while under sal.
t furnished at cost. gno,I
..t personally % Manager
..I"h.lH Company. nj
H.... '.Wp1uyH ONCE. All
H., tween o ana 10 go. or by
bfg0
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22

t af it '.'' if q MEETING or
NJ na r ..l'n Interested In the
I ar A.. l.hnrF Association ~
% b. t,I'F October gG. al 7.gO
uit..'..h school. for the pur-
'h. .,. .l'IrgHmonts FOR cnrrv.
'm.ns yaar '''o Association
rrsft 10y s TOWNSEND.
ies0 W '"""iA
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
NOTICE.

....N..u uOOEKEEPER
...N. .bH day lu office. de-
evening work. VIII under
IIr s..p.ug of books or a.
".'N such uB opening.
' balancing n books
econ be furnished.
IupNNEEPER."
Advertiser Onice.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22

POLITICAL NOTICE

.NunNNErrEs OF TILE
EuYb'Icun club IN the
'n NIu1nu street. are open
i'HW to p for the pur-
..'f instruction in baliotlnR.
" welcome regardless 81 par
iGI3
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
Confession and a Threat.

The following communication was
sent to the Advertiser office written on
paper that evidently is part of plumb
er's billhead as it is long and roomy.
The top had been cut off to hide the
identity of the writer. The letter con-
tains a confession and a threat:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
HAWAIIAN SUGAR PLANT
Frs ASSOCIATION.

THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE
o. =. r. \. will be held on Monday.
October Oh go no. o'clock a.. M, Ia the
rooms 81 the y. NJ a.. A.
nfAI q HlLTE- Secretary.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
MAS0NS TAKE NOTICE.

MASTER MASONS WILL BE AID
mitted to the Iuau on their badges only.
Badges may be obtained from the Mas
tiers of the Blue Lodges. 56S2
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
NOTICE.

L HAVE THIS DAY APPOINTED
Messrs. Bishop & Co, bankers, collec-
ton agents for the Manufacturers Life
Insurance Company of Toronto, in Ho-
nolulu and adjoining islands Applicants
and policy holders may pay their pre-
miums at the bank until further no.
tice.
H HERBERT HORSEY
General Manager for Eastern Asia
Manufacturers Life.
Honolulu. October 20, 1900 56S2
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22

F. J. Kierce of San Francisco has
been elected president of the Young
Mems Institute.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22

The Spederuales and Macare canals.
british monopolies in Venezuela, have
been opened TO free navigation.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22

Postmaster General Smith will STUMP
Nebraska and Kansas for the Republi-
can party.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
Honolulu, oahu. oct 10 1900

v Honolulu. oahu, Oct 10 1900 =
Il Ed of Tiser 4
* 1t is all very easy to say that the =
+ plumbers are charging to much for 4
y their work and that the plumbing !
4 trust must 80, Yes.--very surely il J
r will go but it is when the money J
r trust go. If the money trusts had }
X treated the white working men as J
X they ought to there would be no )
Il I'm. P.'s Asso. but they went and
X got Chinese and Japs to do thur !
4 work and put US out now they got )
+ to dig up. There is "a man who will }
4 get the materials at a fair price, }
4 Well, He Is a Fool. let him go ,
4 ahead and let him make an honest !
r living. But when the LIST of Janu- !
4 airy comes, him and YOU will feel J
4 sorry for it. Tiser ii surprises me !
TO here a Republican paper talk ,
Il against a trust. L am Republican ]
4 but L don't believe in working a
+ days worke that is north 10 dol
4 lars for l / must get at last 5. but ,
+ by your raving you want me to do ,
+ it for nothing
r l have enough of 1t so we will
X roast ii
Remain yours
4 'UNIONISM
X Remember Jan. 1st, 1901, not Tes-
q ter nor Wilcox. But UNIONISM. 4
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
MEETING NOTICE.

THE REGULAR MEETING OF THE
Catholic Benevolent Union will take
place this (Monday) evening at 1880
o'clock at the Catholic Mission.
LOUIS r. MEDEIROS,
Recording Secretary.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22

a counterfeit $40 silver certificate has
been discovered in circulation in Wash
ington.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
SHRINERS' BADGES.

At the reception given to the visiting
Shriners yesterday afternoon among
the badges worn by the visitors was
one consisting of a yellow express tag.
1t was tied with string and each of the
visitors is said to wear one somewhere
about his person. During the reception
most of the local Masons were decorat-
ed by their San Francisco brethren
with like badges.
Upon the diverse is the following in
scription in bold red and black letters.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22

The DAILY ADVERTISER Is delivered
70 ssy part Of the eitv for ~ cents a
month.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
JAS. :. MORGAN. Auctr.
|G7OCTatic Ticket !
| CANDIDATES
on THE
PE10CRATlC Party
(ROeLe1Arg TO coNdREss

rastpIred Term. Goth Congress
DAVID kAWANANAKOA.
Fl.l Term 5ith Congress)
DAVID kAWANNNAKOA
Island N oahu.
HnN % D. r. tsENHEUG JR..
NL lliiN o.. HOLT JR.,
HllUNN FERNANDEZ.
NN 4 Is. LtLtkAt.ANt.
NV J. u CARTER.
WILLIAM ArLp.
EPRESENTATIVES
Fourth District.
U.s. BOOTH
NAluU o. ~ CNMAVA.
| WILLIAM SPENCER.
w 81 MNCFARLANE.
UnN % WISE.
i'N JOIN b.. hush.
FI'Ih District.
~ SAMUEL N DAMON,
2 NIssWNN.
IN FRANK BROWN.
AVIS HARVEY.
WILLIAM uOtT
u MNNNtNAt
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22

D. o. COOKIE Treasurer.
uU October Il. 1900
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
PARTIAL LIST OF
Real Estate
FOR SALE BY
WILL E. FISHER.

2.00e-BERETANIA- STREET, nsas
McCully street; three lots, size u
139; terms to suit.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22
IsACHERS' MEETING

'NErENrEns' UNION
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22

81, SAKINAU STREET LOT, s5xlA
with many valuable trees and
shrubbery; ready. to build upon
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-22

$125-COTTAGE; to be removed; 81
Queen street, opposite Militant 81
and Judiciary building: has rooms
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23

Indians would have done. and so helping
to tide over the famine time, the cattle
starved with their masters
Some school girls of southeast Toledo.
who could not get the town authorities 20
build a stretch of sidewalk along n street
which is on their way TO school. and which
Is mud hole In fall and winter, got to-
gether 10 the number of fifty with ham,
mers and nails and all the planks they
could find and built 1t themselves.
The sheriff of Pratt county. Kansas. re-
Gently allowed man who had been con-
victed of selling liquor without license 10
remain with his family instead of serving
his time in Jail At the expiration of the
term the prisoners wife sued the sheriff
for the price of board and lodging for her
spouse. The ease was decided in her favor.
Money is measured by troy weight, in
which "a grains make a pennyweight. &
pennyweights once ounce. and u ounces one
pound. The silver dollar weighs i125z grains
and $1,000, as near as ii can be expressed
intelligently in print, weighs H.61i pounds
or fraction over 1is pounds. In avoir-
dupois the same would weigh 5S9eS, or near
" 80 pounds.
The earth has shadow, but few ever
see IL, except in eclipse OF the moon. Never
theless, many have noticed on fine. cloud
less evenings in summer, shortly before
sunset. rosy or pink arc on the horizon
opposite the sun, with a bluish-gray seq
ment under ii. AS the sun sinks the arc
rises until II attains the zenith, and even
passes ii. This is the shadow Of the earth
The heaviest bird that flies is the great
bustard. In size IL exceeds the Norwegian
blackjack. The old males weigh about
thirty-fve pounds. but, when food is pienti.
full, the young males may weigh forty
pounds. Great bustarGs We're formerly "a
| plentiful in western Europe as par
tridges. Now they are rarely found. They
may occasionally be seen on the Dniepel
and on the coast OF the Caspian sea.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23
:J1isEyE aLIIIIE
''fiow rich some people would be II they saved
everything as carefully as they try to save
time"

''Yes, the house needs painting; needs II
badly, but We really haven't time 20 look
after Tits too hot-wait till fall" and IN
the fall it's too cold. put il on until spring.
and SO il goes on. No time 10 attend 70
anything. and ends up in doing nothing
If you are not trying TO dodge the issue.
and really want 10 paint your house in The
best possible manner. II you cannot spare
the time TO come and see US. write US
note or postal card and tell briefly what
you want, and we will 20 IL that you
get the required Information. and have a
personal interview and a square talk on the
subject of house painting. and save you a
great big chunk Of time. Time is no value
to us-we've got time 70 burn. It's yours for
the asking We would like TO give you the
painters time. too. but he's a time-saver
and wants pay for his. but you can have
ours and welcome.
II you ever GET TIME come and see us.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23
The Dead Fisherman.

He knew Gods wondersl Now let him rest
With the towoTn hands md ON the h
And the red sun goes TO the west
But never again with the wind and the tide
VIII he swing out from the harbor side;
Never again will he see the boats,
And the flakes where the fish are dried
He knew Gods wonders-the fog and the wind.
1A1 And the ioud-lnouthed pillows that chase the
And the the little winds that are kind
he sss shin ss he feared
Rut now he Graves nor food nor drink,
Since the last black cape is cleared
Bread nor drink. nor love. nor ease.
Trouble him now. though the summer seas
And offer him all OF these
The eulIssswerve over the laughing bay
Where he and his skin sailed yesterday
The green tide has its way.
when the wind blows south and the ice drifts in.
And the tickle is mad with the crashing din.
Right well he'll know. though his hands are
How the spray flies white and thin
when the sea smoke hides the floor OF the sea.
And the biind tides moan and the white murfs
He feel some twinee OF the lost wind's pain
And the strayed ships misery
Tonight they win bury hira under. the sod
Where the stone cross stands and the larches
nod:
But they cannot hide from the eyes OF his SOU
| The wonders he knew OF God.
Beach, and headiand, and bluff will rise
Each dawn. 10 gladden. his quiet eyes,
The wonders he loved viii be shown to him
| White bergs and the hollow skies
| The purple cliff and the nocking Fuils.
| The nliing sails and the leaning hulis
VIII paint his dfeams-buf naught OF toll
| VIII come with the wind that lula
-zhsodors RobegtA n Newfoundland Aagssins
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23
The Penalty.

Detroit Journal
The Boston baby fretfully refused TO eat
the baked beans.
WHAT exclaimed the mother. DO you
wish to grow up undyspeptic, like your
Uncle John, of Easton, Pa. p
The child was suilenly silent, but mani
testify much impressed. Ii was more than
likely that his natural habit of introspec-
ton would serve to set him right without
further adjective influence.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23
Degenerate Redskin.
Detroit Journal.

Detroit Journal.
The red man was plainly going the pace
Hold up" we urged, earnestly. Can
you not hold up?"
"Oh I'm a Sioux spender all right. re-
piled the child of the forest, with bon
hommie.
We could not help but observe that he
was somewhat heated with wine, but his
leyity panied us much nevertheless.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23

Lie.
He-Isn't that Daisy Putter at the next
table?
Ruth Wittington-Yes. She is looking for
an ideal.
What kind of a man is that?'
'Oh, any millionaire"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23
what Constituted the Insult.

Chicago Tribune.
What did you strike this man for?''
asked the magistrate.
HE called me Reuben" answered the
shockheaded individual whom the police
had brought in
what is your name, anyhow"
"Reuben, your Honor--but he didn't know
II
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23
The Soda Fountain Eye.

Detroit Journal
He has such expressive eyes"
Due to the influence of environment, 1
believe"
Environment?
Yes, he lived ten years in a prohibition
town."
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23

Washington S

Washington Star.
do you not love the month OF Septem-
ber?" she asked soulfully.
well" answered the man who writes
rhymes. 81 like il pretty well. But I'd like
ii better If there were some words that
rhyme with it besides 'ember' and 'remem-
her,"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23
A Certainty.
Life.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. I doubt whether
this play will be a success.
acknowledgements II has no plot, ii
abounds i'm cheap sentimentality, il is vul-
gar enough in spots and the scenery is fine.
1t can't help but succeed.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23
A Great Come-Down.
Judge

Judge.
81 would have you know, sir, that my
family is descended from William the Con-
queror."
Yes" he replied with a quiet smile; land
it still appears to be on the down grade"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23
Reasons for Selling.
Judge

Judge.
Farmer Hayrake-why dew yew offer
this gold brick so cheap?
Bunko- Man-Shi I've got ter dine wild me
fren, William Jennings Bryan, in half an
hour an / wouldn't have him see gold on
me fer dc world.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23
HUM0R OF THE DAY.
Her Hideousness

Judge.
Mrs. Hoon-Mrs. Rockiface is very home
ly, isn't she?
Mr.. Hoon-Homely, She's almost as ugly
as the front cover of the average magazine
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1900-09-23

Life.

Lie.
Nodd-It took me an hour yesterday TO
convince my wife that / was right.
Todd-You succeeded, then.
'Oh, yes; but she hasn't spoken to me
since