Hutchinson gazette., 1900-03-15
Uncle Ron,a Advice.

DEER JIM; Anuther thing that mWks
us rejoist is the divisions IN the tanks Of
our enemyies, gess Jim Corbt mite
whip neerly awl the wurd wun nt u
time, but ef the wurld i,ned upin Cor
bit he wudent stand no sho So when
men like Oemmens AMI others viii start
up little parties Of their own we mir well
pleesd aud our foulks air willih TO nd
wants mummy III inkrrj7 splits OF envy
kinde. A combnusion Of the iOarCes
that air agin usis whllt we frpr
Now the trust questun lsH agilalln OF
the kentry tn sum vcSteut. We tbOut We
had about cum to the limo when W. N"'''
cum out boldly iu favor OF trlris a. '3'
hev fur the goGld standard. nfackt
Mr.. Hanna has areddy SO expressed tao
continents OF oure partir. But our
przydent wus Wizer than Mr., Hammer ON
that question, and cNuld the auershiOn
of caungris tn the trusts IN his message.
Known TINT thu wud 10 muur than IN
'troduse law durin this seshun ennywHy
II looks now as tho we wud heItu hev II
plank agin trusts when we meet III nom
inate Mr., Mckinley agin. or course the
trusts will contribute 10 our champaign
fund as tha no there viii he no danger Of
caungrees doin nothin tn hirt them,
An then we mite save sum vonts by II.
The trusts IRE willin tu hev the plank
plenty stout in order thet we ken elec'
our lellers
Tim, want tu tell yue. and it awt tn
havgrate walt with you in keepin you
out Of the arnikist partie, an that, Is that
oure partie is the unly one that is trusted.
j. ID. Rockefeller puts his ''trust" IN us.
j. Piermout Morgan puts his trust" in
us. The CRATE ralerode mQgnits, the iren
kings, and u grate menuy uthers who
hev trusts, all put them in us, So you
hadent out to go an jine II parte that is
not trusted, and RS understand, doant
beleaye in irusIin.
Now, Jim, it seems / hev sed enuf TO
convince yu to sta in the deer grand ole
honest parte, If you will stay with us
an wach yer chants tn maik mummy an
git tu bee welthy with yer larnin yue
Certinly kin git tn be L. s. seniter. Pm
sorry mister Gaig dddent send me that
mummy, i thot he'd shoor sinch on It,
Now lie close by sayin, Of was yung
as was wunst ide iced diiFert life, ide
save mi munny and by me ball and
trade it fura nife. Ide traid the nfe
an git me buk; buk tu reed? 0, no!
but Ide traid the buk fur pare of sox
an the sox fur II grubbin ho; ide trade
the no an git me hat but wuddent cit it
tl wair, Ide trade it fur an overcote and
the cote fur rockin chair; ide trad the
pig for SOW, ide trade the SOW an git
,Caf, and the calf de traid fur II COW. Ide
trade the COW an git mule, and the
mule Pde trade fur TEEN and Ide traid
the TEEN fur bunch of fat steers and
the steers fura thrashin masbeen: ide
traid the masheen an git mill, and the
mill ide traid for Il stoar, Ide trade the
store fur a gnashenul bank, and then
Ide trade no moar. But 1 wud deposits
deposits solct and reeseeve until ide
Allied her full. an sum Saiterdy mite ide
talk the cash and fur Canady Ide pull !
And Wen ide git intu British land ide
sta I'll mi custumers ire wuz spent; aud
then ide hav mi receiver settul upp at
25 per cent. An then tn sum sitty ide 90
where the peepel knew me not. and with |
part of my cash on sum shady street Ide
bye me house and lot. Then ide marry
u wife that had welth and buty and keen
ness, and jlne the church and then jde
quit mi meenness,
YURE I'NKEI ppN