The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-07-29
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SEES .,ATLAI STEVENSON AT
LAKE MINNETINKA." :.

NouIQ gil me ger peSot Vot he hat in der
house, und amy Won vot knows Olaf.
knows dot der best Is nod goot enuff for
him, und also if 1 would like to -ketchet a
few fishes, he would hat der poys drife
some nice vons in fon der mittle uf der
lake, we're dey would pc easily keketched,
| und incidentalness We mite go ofer on
der onder site uf der lake und mage a
leedle call on our oldt frient Atlai Ste
vfngson, vich he has der Vice Presidential
| nomina tionings uf der Democratic pardy
und gif him our respheets vich id be-
comes brominential men to bay each
1nder (yen dey want a drink l vos gIddt
dot 1 acceptanced der invita- tioning as
hat fine time. Olaf has a ferry nice
blaze, skituated ride on der lake we're he
can ketchet fishes oudt uf der window
Alder 1 hat mate mein arrifings ad der
depot, und We hat a leedle schmile nit
each onder, We decisioned to mage
leedle sail boad rulings und some fishings.
We laid in subbly uf hooks und baidt,
principally baidt Der water vos Iofely
yust vet enough to made der fishings
fine. Uf course der poys hat der fishes
drofe in to US so We would sure nod bin
sIkinked, but der way We pulled In dose
fishes would drow your mudder-in-law
into a fits. Wy in Won hour We ketchet
sfgsteen BASES, some berches und crob-
bies lots uf sun fishes, und some fishes,
I call dem schnakes, some say day are
bickerels und onders call dem muskmel-
lunges We got tired bulling dem in, dose
nice fishes, so We toldt der poys to drtfe
der resdt uf dem back, ind We up NIT
der anker und mate for Atlat Stevingsons
blaze, vich We could see him on der frondt
boreh nit his oldt schlibbers on schmok-
ing his bipe. He LOGGED ferry much bleas-
ed ven he seen US coming.
"Guten morgen, chentlemanS, l am de-
lighted to see you, und how ISIS mein oldt
Kamrade, Budveiser?"
"Guten Morgen, Atlai," set, Il wish
you der condiments uf der season1ngs
You are logging yust lige dree year
oldt How do you enchoy der climate
uf Minnesoda?''
Zach, Budveiser,'' he set II am feel
ing yust hge a young COLT OF feldt
any bedder 1 couldn't stend id yet. Vont
you chentlemens kindly come on der
house und choin me vile We touch der
harb few times?
We vos exceedingly Willingness to choin
him und as he hat fiery chenerous
subby uf sissenfrass wasser, mint chulles,
und chin fizzles, We dit certingly accumu-
lation a nice packages before We lefdt.
As L Yos ferry anxiousness to know
Atlai's views on der tifferend qvestions
uf der tay, I asket him, "Atlai," tBy
der way 1 will yust explanation meinsellut
und say dot hat way uf calling all der
greadt men by DER frondt names, SO oey
feel ad home nit me. Dey lge Id, TOO,
because dey hear i'd so Iittleness und vile
[ do nod intention to bin familiarity nit
dem, dey always insist on id, so vot can
| do? der pleasure ISIS all mine).
"Atlai, vot do you dink uf der Gaming
elegtion?'
Ivy, mein poy, I don't bodder n1ein-
selluf much aboudt i'd. Id ISIS such
skinch" "Oh Ja" 1 set, 81 know i'd ISIS
a skinch, bud who id ISIS vot id will bin
skinches for?"
Ivy" he set, "for me und Wilhelm J.
O'Pryan." we'll how aboudt Jarlie
Towne vich he ISIS also running for Vice
PRESIDENT nit O'Pryan? Will he nod ged
some uf your votes yet vile you are nod
Iooging?" -
Atlai hesitationed few minudes ind
set, "Undoubtingly, Budveiser, he may
ged few uf dem, bud id ISIS nod use
for him to run. hat him skinned sefen
ways fon der Jack. You see. Bud
veiser, hat bin alreatty yet yonce
wee PRESIDENT und 1 know yust how
she Is done I hat me der insite drack
uhd emmy time dot led go uf der boIe id
VII pc because mein feet Ships
Neli' set, "uf course, Iarlie harllt-
~ expects to bin ELECTED He ISIS yust
noting on to see how much dey viii eff
h!ln to led go his holt, ind ad der sama
9nne bin sure dey will ketchet him in =
laiilllocks' und nod led him hit der BRICK
stems. HAT I nod kessed id? Yes Mop
You are a goot kesser. Budyeiser bI,d
should not say so yust now"
NOW, Atlaf, would you kintIv e.if me-
ants?" nc loi-
Ach. Budveiser, you musdt not asket
me such leading qvestions. L canned vusd
al dis time expression meinselIuf am
laying laying low In der high Grass on der Phllf
partner Wilhelm O'Pryan, would undo1bt-
lIlgly be gtat to gif you few lines IN
DEM L hobe dot you abbreciation day,
sdtuation dot I am in
On, Jai Atlai," l set t'I abbreciatjo
10 OH, und uf you do not feel indisbosi-
tIon l would llge to know vot you dfnk
apoudt der Shinese skituation?''
BudVeiser," he set. IT haf mo s,,s,,io
ioiilngs DOT you are drying to mage an
ifterVlewings nit me, und Won will maxi
~ III newspaper, vich [ can nod stand
loI III yet Loog ad all der droubleS orr
oiut Irlehd Chorge Dewey is in now Ha
lolot Aggle Rinaldo he should come in
quat Ut der vet, dot id vos alIride d,r
80 ii.eueu oeades would bay him der mon
~ oot ne CIT, der Eewsbaper set he diff mi
row because Chorge gould not de,ifer do.
gooIS ne is drying tosIged oudt rf "a
SnaInefulness on Chorge, dot he sbo,,Id
oio such dlngs. l hat a fery desidednesz
0plhlon uf der Shilese 'skituation. Ind
uo moo Vlsh to oxbose mein liant yust
now Wait til me. und Bill are eleetnd
e. e. We vni snow dem how to hendeI i'd
elen VI We haf to Use der beer malIet
<A1uSF some more cOpVayca
Atial diskiffered dot he vos bIavino
den glose to der wish bone und did nod
propose to complication himself in
any way. HoweferrI dock yust Won more
crack ao him und he Swallowed id baid
nook, und pole ~
AtIal, set, 81 am nod clearness on
Vot Id means by sigsteen to von Would
you klntly explanation id to me-
lie schmiled ad me und set, rs id i'm
possible, dot you saree ignorant uf der
meaning uf sigsteen to Won? w. Bud
velser, de idicity, an INFLUENTIAL man
hge you, too, | see nit blainness dot Won
VIII hat to dake a few lessons fon VII
heIm y Pryan, in der meantime, how
efer, viii post You a leedle yet In or
ter TO make i'd NIT clearnessness to YOU.
s1gsteen to Won means dot uf me ind
Vllhelm und 16 to l are ELECTED, ven you
go ub to ged your bay on Skitterday
night, der poss YflT say you hat seegs
tollars coming to you. Viii you dake id
in Seegs COLT tollars or will you rudder
hat Id in ninety seegs silfer toll
lars. Now dot ISIS 7yust id oxaetIy. IF
course some uf der men will hat to dake
a kunny sacks, or maybe an autemobup-
pie to carry home der monies, bud kess
dey will ali bin yillingnessrto veel id home
mid some veel barrows, efen uf id ISIS
silfer MONIES
II am Welcome for der inflammation