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The evening times., 1900-01-01
Bridget's Dilemma. .


'Ard remember. Bridget. theFe are two things
mast insist upcn-truthtulHcss AID Ohedehcc!'
t,s num- And when yea tell me tel the
Indies you're cut when you're in, which shall It
ne u1l.Ga -
The evening times., 1900-01-01
CURRENT HUMOR.


(FrUm STRAY Stories.)
johnny (-obtirg)-D it really h-E-h'irt you
{" whip me. raammay
Na-Ics my son; very much more than II
i,,,rry fdrving his cycsl-rm 50 glad.
The evening times., 1900-01-01

tFrom the Chicago Times-ncI4ld)
''NethrsaTaI was the oldest man, sJid the
Slr,lsy-sch0ol teacher. but fre Bible makes no
mention OF oldest woman Why DO you sup
pose this Is so?'
II gu, ss'' said little Robert ''thcy d.dG't {
haEe mo ehcrus girls whom the BlLIe was wrote -
The evening times., 1900-01-01

The approaching retirement OF Mai Gen.
Wesley Merritt is likely to be followed by
an incident which will be greatly deplored
by a great majority OF the American peo-
pie. II will give the Administration a
chance TO reward Otis, who is senior brig
adler general. for his service TO the in
fiuence that made and has maintained him
as GoveTnor-General Of the Philippines 70
the continual disgust of the American
press and public. But il must be said for
Otis. that. while he has been failure in
al other respects. he has properly carried
out the programme prepared for him in
Washington on The occasion Of a conference
at the White House, to which many more
or less covert illusions have been made
in various newspapers. The nomination of
Otis as a major general will probably lead
10 discussion of things hitherto kept un-
der the rose, which may be as interesting
to the Administration as they surely Will
be to the public.
The evening times., 1900-01-01

fFrom Ii, Philadelphia North Amelican)
''nid vou luy those cigars OF mine at cigar
s.Grrg'' he asked.
Certainty" she replied. where did you think
bought thcm2'
Il wasn't certain that you didn't get them at
vour green gruteI's.'
The evening times., 1900-01-01
EngIand's EnormOus Debt.

From the St Louis Globe eDemocrat)
England's national debt will probably be in.
creased Sl00, ,000, 900 by the war with the BoeIs
The debt at present is nearly S., 600 900. .000 In
the year 1sl6 il 81. 500 900 GOO Since 1888 the
reduction las been 500. 600 600. II the British
win, the gold mines will furnish an indemnity.
The evening times., 1900-01-01

(Ffom Brooklyn Liie)
Is hc ycu7 family physician?'
''WriI-eG--uo; hes ouT family CHri>ticu SciCE-
The evening times., 1900-01-01
~ iA1f Ii Is,


From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.)
Wul.t-Pa. what's an YltimItTm:
Pats demand for something we can't hay
vi hout fighting for it.
The evening times., 1900-01-01
Query?


From the Duluth Herald)
Why should a ship subsidy bill be passed when
every shipbuldBg yard in the country, both
the Atlantic and the Pacific coasts. is
wheimed with commissions for vessels? The
men who having these vessels built not
expecting subsidies.
The evening times., 1900-01-01
Pnpa's Business.


Mrs FlaGhcut--Yes. Bobby; all these beautifI.
silk dresses Of mine come from poor, little. in
significant WORN.
Robby Floshont--Yes, mamma; and papa is the
worm, isn't he?
The evening times., 1900-01-01

Again we are compelled to come around
to the conclusion that the Beers do not
know their business. For several days
they have been firing shells loaded with
plum pudding into Ladysmith and with
comparatively little effect This shows that
Krugers ordnance officers are as bad as
those OF the British intelligence bureau
As they are supposed to know all about
the latest explosives, they have been crimi-
nally negligent in not securing some of the
red canisters loaded with Algerite in pulp
form. such as blew up while the Alger Re
lief Commission was in session. About
three shells Of this destructive would COM
pei Whites surrender. We judge so, be
cause the principal mortality in the Span
ish war was caused by the same explosive
The evening times., 1900-01-01

England has not hesitated to seize a Ger
man steamship loaded with officers and
men for the Boer Army. Now we shall
have another chance to see how far tire re-
ports of an Anglo German understanding
have been correct. As a matter OF fact. it
is rather improbable that the Kaiser would
be greatly pleased TO have his soldiers az
tive in pulling the Russo French chestnuts
out OF the fire. to his and his ally's detri-
ment in South Africa.
The evening times., 1900-01-01
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

The Advertisers Guarantee Company, of Chi
'sgo hereby certifes thai il has, by its expert
hammers. proven and attested the circulation OF
THE TINES. Of Washington. d. c. The daily
average PAID circulation for the month OF Noven
Der. 1859. I0-O6s copies
This is guaranteed 70 the advertisers Of the
country by a bond OF $50 OO0 in the Fidelity and
deposit Company Of Maryland. deposited with the
Northwestern National Bank uf Chicago.
ADVERTISERS GUARANTEE COMPANY.
By J. r. MASON President.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19

for the asylum, r combining against
him and he may have some dificulty.
in filling his contract. He ought to
see the Washburn people.
Don't forget the lawn fete TO 3e.
given on the court house lawn this
evening. Come prepared to have
q good time. The band will be in at
tendance.
The June term of the district court
for Kidder county is called for today
at Steele. Deputy Clerk DeShon will
open court and adjourn till tomorrow
when Judge Winchester will be pres
emit. The main business Of the court
will be the granting Of citizens papers.
Hon. H. U. Thomas: / see that
Miller of the Minnewaukan Siftings
tells Weight Of the Oberon Reporter,
that he (Voight) doesn't know Thomas
as well as he (Miller) does. Miller
has got this acquaintanceship mixed.
He means that Vo1ght doesn't know
Miller as we'll as 1 do.
HI. Reade: The convention and
tournament of the State Firemen's
Association at Larimore was second to
none if not the best ever held by this
association. Too much cannot be said
for the people of Larimore, the citizens
at Large, the citizens committee and
the fire department. Just before we
arrived the mayor of the city went
around from house to house and un-
locked all the homes, and then dele
gated the editor of the Leader, Mr.. s.
r. Mercer to deliver che keys Of the
city to our president, MI. W. j. Price
OF Fargo, which was done in a way
that made us feel as though we were
among friends. The newspaper men
of Larimore are all right. We had a
good business like convention and
many quite prominent men were dele
gates. 1t would not be complete did
l not mention our competent and
obliging s~tenographer, Miss Florence
Carmody of Larimore, who did her
work in such a manner as to receive a
rising vote Of thanks from the COM
mittee. All in all it was the best and
the firemen fully appreciate the recep-
ton accorded them by the people OF
Larimore. vs d.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
in FOR ALLEN.

Lisbon, June 19.-From reports at
hand concerning the result of the eau
elect delegates to the county judicial
convention to be held at Lisbon next
Saturday, there is no question but that
the sentiment of this country is almost
unanimously in favor of the nomina-
ton OF F. P. Allen for judge of this
judicial district, that the usual cour-
tesy of selecting the delegates from
this county to the district convention
at Cakes will be accorded him.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
A REAL NOVELTY.

A novelty of any kind is thoroughly
appreciated, but more especially so in
the amusement line, of which there
are few. The n that enjoys the dis
tinction of possessing really more nov
city and interest features is Gentry's
worlds greatest trained animal show,
which exhibits in this city under a
tent, Thursday, June 25th.
The entire performance is given by
two hundred dogs, ponies, monkeys
and elephants, all of whom are famous
for their intelligence. They have been
educated to a powerful degree of intel
ligence by Prof. Gentry, who is known
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19

VARIETY THE SPICE OF LIFE.
Long journeys by train are fatiguing
and a trip of sereval consecutive days
on a lake steamer is likely to grow
tiresome. .. ~ ~ Z
But the Train and Steamer Trips"
offered by the Duluth, South Shore &
Atlantic railway provide the change
which ,begets rest, and furnish that
variety so dear to all mankind.
For rates and full particulars apply
to local agents, or T. H. Larke, assist
ant general passenger agent, Duluth.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
MORE RAIN
The Flood Gates are Again Raised and
Over Half an Inch Of
Water Falls.
The Whole Missouri Slope as far as
Heard From Receives a
D%renching.
The Grass on the Ranges and Other
Vegetation Fairly Jumping
from the Ground.
THE CROPS.

Another bountiful rain enveloped
the Missouri slope last night. At Bis.
marck a little over half an inch Of
water fell while at Wilton and Wash
burn % and 40 miles north of Bis
marck the fall was much heavier-at
Wilton it being, according to measure
ments taken by Macomber, oyer. two
inches. Parties from the southern
part of the county also report a good
fall in that section. The last rain of
half an inch did even more good than
the inch and a half that preceded it
the day previous for the ground being
moist the s%aturation was greater. The
last rain penetrated the soil to a great
depth on hillside as well as in low
places. 5. III.
Reports from the west indicate that
the rain extended as far as Montana,
covering completely the ranges in the
western part Of the state. A curious
feature is the fact that the rain last
night extended east only as far as Ster-
ling and the rain of the previous day
did not reach jamestown and the Jim
River valley where rain is sorely
needed. There was a slight sprinkle
at Jamestown this morning.
This afternoon the clouds are gath
ering again and the indications point
to continued showers
County Commissioner WEIGH SAYS
that out in Teller township the rain
was splendid and Commissioner John
son reports from Painted Woods a
d%renching rain, and revived crops. He
says there are a number of pieces OF
wheat where the kernels were not
even sprouted prior to this rain and a
great deal Of corn had not sprouted
He says it is astonishing how rapidly
vegetation is coming on since the rain
The crops will not be a failure on the
slope by any means. The late grair
may make a magnificent crop.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19

Mansfield-or direct to Hon. A. H.
Langlie, Lisbon. GEI
The ladies of the Catholic church
will give an ice cream social ait Fr.
Clemens residence tomorrow evening.
All are invited to come and have a
good time at the lawn fete given by the
Epworth League IN the court house
lawn. (
Mrs. H. U. Thomas, who was taken
seriously ill last Thursday, is still con-
fined to her room but is gaining
slowly.
Mrs. e. H. Wilson and daughter
Helen, have gone to Detroit Lake to
spend the summer with Mr.. and Mrs.
Tubbs in their cottage.
Please remember that this is the night
the Epworth League are to give their
lawn fete IN the court house lawn. Every
one will be made welcome. 8
Deputy State Examiner Wallace will
return to jamestown. this evening. He
has not taken up his summer residence
at Spiritwood Lake yet.
Bismarck nimrods who occasionally
take in Detroit Lake will be interested
in the announcement that Mrs. Mcneil
will again manage the Mcneil house on
Lake Sable. -
The new building of the Wilton
News was properly dedicated Sunday.
The first regular Sabbath school meet
ing was held therein last Sunday, pre-
sided over by A. p. Preston.
Social events are numerous at
Painted Woods. The Wilton News gives
the account of another gathering of
old settlers at the residence of Oliver
Peterson-and of course a good time.
In Fargo the census enumerators
find many babies six and eight months
old without names. One enumeration
says he has named about twenty and
the mothers seem glad to adopt his
suggestions. s.9 Z
Mrs. F. Jay Haynes, wife of the we'll
known photographer, passed through
the city N No. 3 en- route to the Ma
tional Park, where MI. Haynes has a
monster gallery and is also one of the
proprietors of the Monida route
through the park.
Hon. George Lutz OF. jamestown, who
has the contract for furnishing coal
for the asylum at jamestown, went
through to New Salem yesterday to
look up the mining proposition in that
section. MI. Lutz finds that the coal
miners and operators, envious Of his
success in securing the coal contract
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
GLORIOUS NEWS

Comes from DR.. D. B. Cargile, of
Washita, I. T. He writes: -Four bottles
of Electric Bitters has cured Mrs.
Brewer Of scrofula, which had caused
great suffering for years. Terrible
sores would break out on her head
and face, and the best doctors could
give no help; but her cure is complete
and her health is excellent" This
shows what thousands have proved
tina Electric Bitters is the best blood
purifier known. It's the supreme rem
edy for eczema, letter, salt rheum, Ill
GERS, boils and running sores. II
stimulates liver, kidneys and bowels
expels poisons. helps digestion builds
up the strength. Only so cents. Sold
by P. Z. Remington, druggist. Guar
anteed. .--,&E:ay = : n ~ .f'.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
CENT A WORD COLUMN.
TEE CITY
FORECAST.

WEATHER FORECAST.
Partly cloudy tonight and Wednes-
day with probably showers ia extreme
east portion this afternoon and tonight.
The county board meets the first
week in July as a board Of equaliza-
tion.
Several men are engaged in making
improvements in the Catholic ceme-
terry.
Sheep shearing is general on the
slope. The wool is clean and feeces
fair size. z
Editor Foley is spending a couple OF
days in Fargo attending the meeting
OF the Masonic grand lodge.
a. n. Leslie: / object to so much
rain. Where l pulled one weed yes
terday there's two more today.
Hon. Alexander Hughes went to
Minneapolis on last nights train to be
present at the wedding of Asa Patter-
son.
The Bismarck friends Of Mrs. Per-
kins are disappointed again. She is
detained in St. Paul on account Of i'll
ness.
II any citizen has been missed by
the census enumeration knows OF
anyone who has not been enumerated
1T is hoped he will take interest
enough in the matter to report the
same to either Mr.. Richholt or Mr.,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
LIFE AND DEATH FIGHT.

MI. W. A. Hines of Manchester, Ia,
writing of his almost miraculous es-
cape from death, says: Exposure af-
ter measles induced serious lung
trouble, which ended in consumption.
I had frequent hemorrhages and
coughed night and day. All my doctors
said | must soon die. Then I began to
use DR.. Kings New Discovery for con-
sumption, which completely cured me.
/ would not be without it even if it
cost SIS a bottle. Hundreds have used
it on. my recommendation and all say
it never fails to cure throat, chest and
lung troubles" Regular size SOC and
81 90. Trial bottles free at P. c. Rem
ington's drug store.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
Ml|||I|OIrk|ing
Women

are Invited 10 Ws.If0 "a
Mrs. Pis1kkhars, for free
advice about their health
Mrs Pinkhas,s Is a wO-
man.
III YOU have Painful
periods, backaches or
any of the more serious
Ills of women, write to
Mrs. Pinkhay,,. she has
helped sssul1ifudes. Your
letter will be sacrenkly
confidential
Lydia e. .P5nkhamss
Vegetable COMPOUND Is
known wherever the Eng
fish language IS spoken
Nothing else can p0ssI-
bly, be SO sure to help suf-
feF,ix,g women. No other
medicine has helped SO
many
Rem esssber this when
something else is sug-
geSfed.
Mrs. PEnkham1s ad~
dress IS Lynn, Mass.
Her helping hand Is
always OufSfrefched ia
suffering women.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19

the party to win some of the battles,
but the oppos. ton is going to be met
at every hand. Our grain crops have
suffered badly from the drought, but
the late good rains will help the
growth of hay which to us is very i'm
portant for our stock interests"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
:: SPRAINED ANKLE QUICKLY
CURED. 5s

rat one time | suffered from a Sc
vere sprain of the ankle" says George
E.lCary, editor of the Guide, Washing
ton, Va. AFTER using several well
recommended medicines without sue
cess, I tried Chamberlain's Pain Balm,
and am pleased to say that relief came
as soon as I began it's use and a COM
plete cure speedily followed" Sold by
E. S. Beardsley. +
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
SHAKE into YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder; 1t cures pain
and Instantly takes the sting out Of oorns and
bunious. It's the greatest comfort discovery
of the age Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight or
new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for
sweating, callous u hot. tired. aching feet.
Try it today. Sold by all dru ggists and shoe
stores. BY mail for Csc. in stamps. Trial
package free. Address, Allen S. Olmsted, LIE
Roy, N. Y.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
SCHOOL BOARD ELECTION.

There is little interest in the election
in progress today for the election of a
member of the Bismarck special school
board. There is only n candidate,
W. F. Cochrane, and he only consented
at the instance of unanimous solicita-
tion of friends. Of ourse he will be
elected ana he will make a good mem
Der. He will be elected for a three
year term. .,yn-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
THE APPETITE OF A GOAT

Is envied by all poor dyspeptics
whose, stomach and liver are out of
order. ALI such should know that
DR.. Kings New Life Pills, the won
derful stomach and liver remedy, gives
a splendid appetite, sound digestion
and a regular bodily habit that insrres
perfect health and great energy. Only
25 cents at P. C. Remington's drug
store.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19

MORTON COUNTY REPUBLICANS.
A Mandan man tells the Fargo Fo-
rum that "the Morton county republic
cans are going to win next fall and
will show the largest majorities ever
given to the party in our county. 1t
will require three-cornered fights for
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
SUMMER TRIPS-RATES THE LOW
EST-STANDARD THE
HIGHEST.

By land and water. "Along the
South Shore of Lake SUPERIOR" via
Duluth, South Shore 4 Atlantic rail-
way. Circuitous tours covering all
the famous eastern summer resorts.
Apply to local agents or T. H. Larke,
assistant general passenger agent, Du-
luth.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
ANNOUNCEMENT.

will be a candidate for the Office of
county commissioner, subject to the
decision of the Second commissioner
district convention, to be held at the
North Menoken school house, July IL,
at 3 O'Clock p. m. &c..
II G
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19
GOOD MEN,

Larimore Pioneer: W. J. Price,
president of the North Dakota Fire
mems Association, and H. L. Reade,
secretary, are the right men in the
right places. They are entitled to the
credit of making the tournament a c
cess as far a the executive features
are concerned.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19

Persons having magazines or books
of any kind they desire to preserve
should have them bound. The Trib-
une bindery can now handle all work
of this nature. -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19

"Persevere and prosper" Take
Hoods Sarsaparilla faithfully and it
will cure scrofula, salt rheum, boils,
pimples and i'll blood humors; also
dyspepsia, rheumatism, catarrh and
that tired feeling. 1t never disap-
points. ! %IlE y - .E-aE Z -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19

To Cure a Cold in One Day.
Take laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
let's. All druggists refund the money
If it fails to. cure. e. w. Groves sig
nature is on each box; Is cents.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19

Sick headache is cured by Hoods
Pills. -,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-06-19

Lost-A right hand baseball glove.
Return to Tribune office.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1900-01-18
The Farmers Institute.

The Farmers Institute was held at
The Court House last Friday, the l2ih
instant Mr.. VIM, L. Amoss, the direc-
tor opened IL with an address upon ag
-icultural subjects generally and partic
uarly impressed upon the minds Of his
hearers the importance Of Farmers
Clubs He then introduced Mr. James
9 Rice. OF New York. who talked upon
fertilizers lie seemed to be thoroughly
convinced that farmers shoulG buy their
own chemicals aud make their own fer
tilzers, thereby saving money and also
having more valuable one. The after
noon session was opened by Mr.. Amoss
introducing Mr. Suowden Hill, OF Prince
Georges, who gave in happy and grace
full style his experience and manner Of
raising tobacco The first step IN the
matter was TO find good seed and one
adapted to the soil. Seed them with the
proper conditions to insure plenty Of
plants, and In time not later than the
first Of June He thought with the pro-
PER handling tobacco would pay. He
concluded his remarks by touching upon
the raising and fattening OF live stock,
in the end emphasizing the fact that the
farmers Of this section still allowed one
third Of their crop, the corn stalks, to
go to waste Nh Rice being again In
PRODUCED, discoursed upon poultry rails
ing in an intelligent manner and In
manner that showed plainly that he
loved the thing he talked about. With
good breed and the proper attention
from beginning to end there was money
in it. Being asked by Mr.. Lee Wathen
what was the cure for cape, he surpris-
ingly said he De~ '>ad any. Such
thing seemed almoes Incredible to most
of our farmers. The hour of o'clock
having arrived and the weather being
very bad the Institute closed. 1t is to be
regretted that on account of the weather
and muddy roads there was not larger
turn out; but, however, there was a
sprinkling from the different sections,
and those who were present seemed to
be pleased We hope the next Institute
will find better weather and larger
crowd
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1900-01-18
An Impramtu Dance

An impromptu dance was given by the
Town boys at Nooros Hotel on Wed.
ncsday evening, l0th instant
Those present were MS H. + spald.
ing, Miss Ellen Elelen, Of Baltimore;
Misses Catherine Crane, Blanche Nc
Williams, Helen Bnrch Bessie and Mary
Grason, Ellen and Mabel Ford Lena
Lambdin, Mary and Rose Loker, Lucille
Camalier. Pearl Love aud Catherine
Combs. Messrs. Francis and Wright
Dent, Ernest aud Claude Burcb, Connie
Hodges, w. ~ Freeman, Jr, Willie
Herbert Ridgely Ford, Daniel and Ben.
iamin Combs, Derby Lynch, II b dc
WAL, Robert, James and Meyerille Lo-
ker, Morgan knight, Harry VI Jones
and Tesla Abel
"Will those who nave met in the ball.
rooms glad life.
Join hands aud glide on down the val.
ley Of strifey
Or river like rain clouds that tremble In
air,
With only memory ensh'ined In a
prayer
"ToNJouRs PRir"