Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1900-10-25

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And. anyway, l don't care
'sThey touched Andy with the I'M
strument in the back. A terrible pain
darted through him, he said; the worst
he had ever suffered, and he couldn' I
help screaming. Then they tried it on
Patsy, and he suffered the same
"'Pooh!' ses Sir Miles; turn on q
stronger current. I'm deeply indebted
to these gentlemen for this oppor-
tunity.'
".And that fend,' went on Andy,
gave us another dose worse than the
other. The pain was something awful
How long it lasted they couldn't
saw; but at last the two torturers
whispered together and then went to
the grooming men and examined their
backs.
".Good heavens. sir-look!' ses Car
ruthers. Wed better send'f for the doc
tor, or
"No.' ses Sir Miles; IN give them
note to take to one of the hospitals
in town. They're in no danger for an
bther six hours, and they can almost
walk il in the time
He sat down and wrote II, and then
Patsy and Andy were set loose. They
looked awful, they said, and Sir Miles
gave them a stiff dose Of brandy.
"'Now, gentlemen he SEES TO EN-,
I'm very much obliged 20 you for com
ing here. have been enabled 10 carry
out an experiment that will make me
famous. Hurry off 10 London as quick
as you can, and give this note TO one OF
the 'ospital surgeons. The doctor you
give II 10 will understand from my let
ter how TO cure you; but II you don't
want to be paralyzed for life, you'd bet
ter get to London in less than six
hours
"Now, I'd been getting in funk, sir,
waiting for 'em. ! expected them back
inside half an hour, and they'd been
gone more than an hour My nerves
were like jelly, and was just ready
for a bolt when heard a door slam. l
knew then there was something wrong,
and started off; but before l could get
into the road my two chums came down
the drive. You never saw anything
like their faces, sir!
Were done for!' ses Andy. If we
can't reach the 'orspital in three hours
we're dead men,
"Bit by bit, sir, as we flew along | got
the story out OF 'em. II made me feel
mute sick. sir, and thankful was that
I'D hurt my hand and wasn't there.
Il got EN- to town in about two
hours, but that didn't comfort 'em.
The pain was something awful, they
said.
II told 'em at the 'orspital that my
two mates were in a bad way and want
ed attending TO immediate, and I'd a
note about them for the head doctor.
There was very little delay, for every
body who saw their faces knew they
must be pretty bad.
"They were taken into the receiving
ward, and the doctor came, and gave
him the note. He read il more than
pnce, 1t seemed, and he pulled some OF
the wriest faces I've ever seen.
LET me see your backs, he ses at
last. so you fell into Sir Miles Har-
Odds clutches, did you? Lucky TO be
alivel'
He examined their backs careful.
and il made them breathe free when
he said: Well, you came in time. I'll
s,,st ,,,,t a l,l;etar On vn,, and x.oufll he
all right in a day or two
"He put on the blisters, and then put
Sir Miles note In an envelope and
sealed II.
1T is not necessary TO come here
again, he ses; but tomorrow you can
80 to the nearest chemist, give him this
letter, and he'll know what to do for
YOU
I've all thanked him. and then went
TO Andy's place. When the whisky bot
tie was on the table we felt better. We
relieved our feelings for good half
hour by threatening how we'd be re-
Fenged on Mr.: Miles.
And then Patsy proposed we should
see what he said in the letter. can't
remember II now word for word, butit
was something to the effect that the
writer, Sir Miles Harold, had caught
the bearers in the act Of stealing his
plate, and had determined to brighten
them.
1T was great success, for, though
all be did was TO prick their backs with
bundle of needles, and then redden
the skin with some carbolic acid, they
believed their life was in jeopardy un-
less they hastenSd to 'osspital. Would
the doctor who read it carry the joke
b little farther and blister them?
II wanted to laugh. but l was afraid.
At last Andy jumped up suddenly,
cussing something awful. and pulled
of that blister; and Patsy did the
same. And then laughed till nearly
killed myself, and at last they laughed,
/ loo.
I've never heard anything to equal
IL, sir; but / know to this dhy ANDY and
Patsy couldn't see the humor of IL.
There's one thing l know-neither Of
Il EN- will try for the y,Iss. - -.