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New-York tribune., 1900-04-25
Citn propertp 90 Get.
73D ST. BETWEEN COLIMBUS AND AMsTER-
DAM AVS.-Four Dwelling: 81. 600
j. EDGAR LEAYCRAFT, 1917 broadway.

MAGNIFICENT RESIDENCE, NO. 5S4 WEST
END AV.. adjoining home of G. @ Shayne. Esq. rent,
$1,000 per annum For full particulars, apply to
j. EDGA LEAYCRAFT, I,b17 B'way.
New-York tribune., 1900-04-25
PED d LINE.

PED ID LINE.
For la Guayra. Puerto Caheilo. Curacao ant Mara
"a Curacao-Caiinz also Puerto Rico
From Roberts Pier. fScOkyn
g.. g. CARACAS. Tuesday May Z. p NJ
s s. PHILADELPHIA. A. Tuesday. May -. p. n
These vessels have superior accommodations for pa.
BOUI.ToN RrISS a DArIErr.
General ManaserH- 1S5 FroAA
New-York tribune., 1900-04-25
OLD DOG0N1ON 1,0Nl


For Old Point Comfort, Norfolk Portsmouth. Primers
Point Newport News and Richmond. Va connecting for
Petersburg Richmond Virginia Beach, Washington, D.
c., and entire South
Freight and Passenger steamers %.
River foot OF Beach except Saturday
at p m. and Saturday D. m After May Ist
urday sailing hour will be .. m.
II. B. WALKER Traffic Manage
New-York tribune., 1900-04-25
LyRENCU LINE.
MALLORY STEAMSHIP LINES.

AVA From New Yer wedns-dsys FRIDAYS and saturdays
srRAIoHT and ROUND TRIP Ticksts issued to FL
points Ia Texas Colorado Arrons. California Nextc
&C., 0~orxa, FLORIDA. &C Dsashtful Excursions
Write for our Sc-psEs Pocket Guide Snansd frss,-
New-York tribune., 1900-04-25
PARIS-l9OO.

A. ANiS,Iooo.
G. AII.ER. specially chartered o 8 .. n
June 27 TO Cherbours. Southampton Bremen: also
steamers CITY OF ROME and NEBRASKA. SPECIALLY
CHARTERED. so. Glasgow. Paris Exposition
Obersmmergsu Passion Play and Tour OF Europe booking
Also Thirty other Spring and Summer Excursions
Europe Round the World Parties Sept r. Oct Nov 3
+. c. CLARK. III BROADWAY. NEW YORK
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nor TRAVELLERS.

NOR TRAN El4ERS.
COOKS CIRCULAR NOTES. AVAILABLE EVERY
WHERE. convenience. security. and economy
IN carrying % Credit Drafts Cable Trans
Foreign Money.
~ TfIOS. COOK q SON.
e6i AND iis5 BROADWAY, NEW YORK.
PhiladeIphia Boston. Chicago. san Francisco.
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For [PMGp1O [R1@m.

Steamships Of the RED 'D'' LINE will sail for San
Juan and Ponce as follows:
> MARACAIBO. ..--.--.-. Thursday April % p NJ
3 8 CARACAS. Tuesday May :. i p NJ
s. 5 PH1LADELPH1A.......- Tuesday, May - i p NJ
For fveight passage apply 20
BOULTON. BLISS & DAILsETT.
General Managers 1855 Front ST.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Queen Victoria ON Divorce.

According to MI. T. P. O'Connors
paper, NJ. A. p, Queen Victoria is more
Catholic on the matter Of the indissolu-
bility Of the marriage tie than all her
bench Of bishops put together. The
queen intimates that the recent pro-
nouncement on the part Of the Anglican
prelates might have been written in
stronger terms, as she is totally averse
to divorce under any circumstances
whatever. Her majesty is willing to
admit that in no institution are there
more people wronged than in marriage,
nevertheless her belief is that an inf
nitely more satisfactory state Of things
would arise were marriage made indis-
soluble both by church and state. The
queen adds that she has no objection
to judicial separation, her strong disap-
prevail Of divorce being due to the lib
erty which it imparts to divorced peo-
pie to marry again and to the remar-
riage Of divorced people no matter
what the grounds of divorce. To this
she is "unalterably and most strongly
opposed" This is the first official ex-
preston her majesty has given to her
views on the subject.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
VALLEY { NORTHEASTERN RY
Central Tjme)

Central Time)
Train No. s leaves Pecos daily at $3.50
p. m. Arrives at Carlsbad at 7:45 p. m.
Train No. / leaves Carlsbad at $40
a. m. Arrives al, Roswell at $50 a. m;
Amarillo 9 p. M, connecting with the
A., T. & S. F. and the Colorado and
Southern.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily at
5:25 p. m. Arrives at Roswell at S:46 p.
M; Carlsbad at 1880 p. m.
Train No. 6 leaves Carlsbad at 7 e. m.
Arrives at Pecos at 11:05 a.. m.
Train No. 8 (mixed), daily except
Sunday, leaves Portales at Z a. m. Ar
rives at Amarillo at 4:40 p. m.
Train No. 4 (mixed), daily except
Sunday, leaves Amarillo at 9 a. m. Ar
rives at Portales at $40 p. m.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oak and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, IN M,
daily except Sunday at 2 a. m.
For low rates, for information regard
ing the resources Of this valley, prices
Of lands, ETC., address
D.. Il. NICHOLS
General Manager.
Carlsbad, N. n
E. W. MARTINDELL,
Gen. Fri. and Pass Agent,
Amarillo, Tex. and Carlsbad, N. n.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
BRAVE MEN FALL

Victims to stomach, liver and kidney
troubles, as well as women, and all feel
the results in loss Of appetite, poisons
in the blood, backache, nervousness,
headache and tired, ~listless, rundown
feeling. But there's no need to feel like
that. Listen to j. W. Gardner, Idaville.
Ind. He says: Electric Bitters are just
the thing for a man when he is all run
down, and don't care whether he lives
or dies. 1t did more to give me new
strength and good appetite than any
thing I could take. I can now eat any
thing, and have a new lease on life.'
Only so cents, at Fischer & Co.'s drug
store. Every bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Detroit Free Press.

There is no better medicine for the
babies than Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. Its pleasant taste and prompt and
effectual cures make 1t a favorite with
mothers and small children. 1t quickly
cures their coughs and colds, preventing
pneumonia or other serious conse-
quences. 1t also cures Group and has
been used in tens of thousands of cases
without a single failure so far as we have
been able to learn. 1t not only cures
Group, but when given as soon as the
croupy cough appears, will prevent the
attack. In cases Of whooping cough it
liqueies the tough mucus, making it
easier to expectorate, and lessons the
severity and frequency of the paroxysms
of coughing, thus depriving that disease
OF all dangerous consequences. For
sale by A. C. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Elephantine sfi.cbief.

Five of the elephants attached to the
circus Of Lord George Sanger escaped
from the large tent In which they had
been hobbled for the night at hartford,
England. They were found devouring
the contents of a bakers shop, having
smashed a large plate glass window in
the shop front and eaten all the bread
and pastry they could find and then be-
ginning to destroy some bags Of -four.
-Four Of the elephants-Charlie, Ed
gar, H. R. H. and Mary-were escorted
back to the tent, but Minnie could not
be found anywhere.
She subsequently was discovered a
mile and a half away quietly sleeping
near a conservatory In a market gar
den. She had amused herself by smash
ing the windows Of the conservatory,
destroying a quantity Of valuable flow
ers and eating a big lot Of vegetables.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
An Egg

The latest novelty in luncheons is to
have a one food menu I read of a
recent "egg luncheon" at which the
menus were written on hard boiled
eggs in bicolored letters, and these
were resting in little nests Of flowers,
while little birds perched about the ia
bles held flowers in their beaks. The
central figure was a nest Of yellow
chickens and broken shells. The menu
was chicken bouillon, oeufs sur lie plat,
curried eggs and eggs in all sorts Of
shapes, while Roman punch was serv.
ed in egg shaped glasses and whole
peaches in pastry to look like poached
eggs-all pretty, novel and not expen-
eive.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
An Editors Life Saved by Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy.

During the early part of October, 1906
| contracted a bad cold which settled on
my lungs and was neglected until
feared that consumption had appeared
in an incipient state. | was constantly
coughing and trying to expel something
which l could not. l became alarmed
and after giving the local doctor a trial
bought a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the result was immediate
Improvement, and after had used three
bottles my lungs were restored to their
healthy state.-B. S. EDWARDS, Pub
Usher of The Review, Wyant. Ill. For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
The American Flag.

The American flag o floats over a
land Of barbarity. If any one had pro
phesied this four years ago he would
have been laughed to scorn. Yet change
is constantly taking place. Nature is
merciless. So soon as she discovers an
improvement the old, whatever it may
be, is doomed. The Fact that Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, the famous cure for
dysdepsia, has remained unchanged for
half a century, proves its value. Try it
for indigestion, biliousness, constipation
or malaria, fever and ague, and be con-
WINGED. Your case is not incurable.
You simply have not used the right rem
edy. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is
what you need-the sooner the better.
1t is particularly valuable at this season
of The voor
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02

There is a fascination about a mod
est brave nan that appeals strongly to
all Of us who like brave deeds and
brave doors. The man who does a
courageous thing and tells about it
afterward deserves and secures our
applause, no doubt, but the one who
does not know that he has done any
thing extraordinary makes us feel like
shaking his hand very hard indeed.
An exchange tells Of a brave French
man who is of this class. A reporter
for a Paris paper encountered him in
a little village in the south Of France.
He was a gardener, but wore, pinned
on his clean Sunday blouse, the ribbon
Of the Legion Of Honor. Naturally the
newspaper man desired to know how
he got it. The gardener, who, like
many Of his trade, seemed to be a ST.
lent man, was averse to meeting al old
and wearisome demand, but said:
"Oh, I don't know how I did get it!
I was at Bazeilles with the rest Of the
battery. All the officers were killed;
then down went all the noncommis-
stoned officers. Bang, bang, bang! By
and by all the soldiers were down but
me. I had fired the last shot and nat
urally was doing what I could to stand
of the Bavarians. Well, a general
came, and says he:
"'Where's your oficersT
":All down. says I.
"'Where's your gunnersY says he.
".AIl down but one,' says /.
":And you've been fighting here all
aloneT says he.
81 couldn't let 'em come and get the
guns, could II I says, and then he up
and put this ribbon on me, probably
because there was nobody else there to
put 1t on"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02

MILLIONS GIVEN AWAY.

It is certainly gratifying to the pub
lie to know Of one concern in the land
who are not afraid to be generous to the
needy and suffering. The proprietors of
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton, Coughs and Colds have given away
over ten million trial bottles of this
great medicine; and have the satisfac-
ton Of knowing it has absolutely cured
thousands of hopeless cases. Asthma,
Bronchitis, Hoarseness and all diseases
of the Throat, Chest and Lungs are
surely cured by it. Call on Fischer &
Co., druggists, and get a free trial bot
tie. Regular size SOC and 81. Every bot
tie guaranteed or price refunded.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Violet Perfume,

The young woman of dainty tastes
who likes to have the odor of violets
constantly about her may secure it in
winter as well as in summer by buying
a pound or TWO of fine quality Of pow
dered Florentine orris root. Sprinkle
heavily IN sheets of cotton batting of
any desired size and cover with the
thinnest cheesecloth. Line bureau
drawers, skirt boxes and everywhere
that clothing is kept with these pads
and in a short time every article of
wearing apparel will be "redolent Of
faint perfume"
Miss Caroline L. w. French of Bos-
ton, who generously gave to the Nan
tucket Historical association in 1895
the amount of the mortgage on the
property ($750 and later gave S135 to
complete the sum required to buy the
old mill, has recently offered further,
proof of her interest in that society by|
a gift Of $500 for the dreproof building
fund.
r. pllAc U pEu la pCCh OAClto ny tlCI
wife Of Governor George w. Atkinson
Of West Virginia to the best all round
young woman student In West vir-
ginia university. There were over 200
women students in the university last
season.
The idea of wearing at least one
ring or every finger-though most alb.
surd, as the hand when covered by a
glove appears d~eformed-is the rage
and a fashion Of which the jewelers. do
not complain.
Mrs. NJ. H. Williams of Shreveport
Is president Of the Louisiana Chautau-
qua. She Is a woman Of unusual abili.
ty, a valued contributor to the Shreve-
port Press and a teacher by profession.
Mrs. Annie l.. Diggs, state librarian
Of Kansas, has published a booklet of
original verse, entitled Little Brown
Brother" 1t breathes warm sympathy
with the Filipinos.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
A King,

We talked Of kings, little Ned and !,
As we sat in the frelight'a glow;
OF Alfred the Great, in days gone by,
And his kingdom Of long ago.
OF Norman William, who, brave and stern,
His armies to victory led,
Then, after a pause, "At school we learn
OF another great man." said Ned.
Sand this one was good to the oppressed,
He was gentle and brave, and 20
Wasn't he greater than al the rest?
Twas Abraham Lincoln. you know"
''was Lincoln = kingv' I asked him then,
And In waiting for bis reply
4 long procession Of noble men
Seemed to pass in the 6rslight by.
When "No" came slowly from little Ned,
And thoughtfully; then, with = start.
"Hs wasn't q king-outdds," he said,
'But I think he was In his heart"
Ella Matthew's Bangs in ct. Nicholas
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Youngest omcer In the world.

Youngest Omcer I'm the World.
Without doubt the youngest officer
h the world 10 the son Of the Turkish
consul general In Taurus, Persia. He
IL only ~ years old. A short time ago
the wife Of the Turkish plenipotentiary
obtained an audience with the crown
princess Of Persia and, as Ii the Gus
tom Of the country, brought along her
youngest son. The princess and her
spouse busted themselves with the lit
tie boy, and the prince took such an
interest in him that he made him an
officer in the Persian army and himself
fastened the insignia Of the rank on
the boys bgoo4E.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
FOR LITTLE FOLKS.


The heron Is one of the handsomest
md largest Of British birds and was
once very numerous in the country,
but since the fens and other similar
swampy districts have been drained it
has become less common. In districts
which offer a supply of suitable food
and an undisturbed retreat the heron
may still be found in small numbers.
Even in the neighborhood Of London
M may now and again be seen wend-
ing it's way to some secluded spot
where it may feed in security. When
flying, the bird is easily known by
those with good eyesight, as the long
bill and legs project in a straight line
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Official Proceedings
Of the County Commissioners of Santa Fe
County.

money collected by him and to report
each month the payment of said com
mission.
The collector also was directected and
authorized to cancel and correct on his
books any double assessment made by
the county assessor, and to correct any
erroneous assessment, and to report to
this board any correction made by him
in said assessment books in his quarterly
report so that he could be credited with
the amounts of said correction.
The following bonds were duly APP
proved:
H. w. Schroeder as constable Of pre-
cinct No. 20.
C. II. Wright for carrying on the trade
of butcher, ETC., at Golden.
William Hunter for carrying on the
trade of butcher, ETC., at Cerrillos.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
A HERONRY.

from between the large waving wings
which carry it swiftly along. Not more
than two or three herons are generally
seen together except in the breeding
season, when many assemble and build
their large untidy nests close to one
another on the tops Of some high trees
forming what is known al a heronry
There are many Of these scattered
through the country to which the birds
resort yearly.-Chatterbox.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02

u CE January 2. A. D. 1900.
OThe honorable board of county COM
missioners met at 2 o'clock p. M, this
being regular session of the board.
Present, Hon. C. w. Budrow, chair.
man, and Hons. J.. T. Mclaughlin and
Agustin Maestas, commissioners, and
Atanasio Romero, clerk.
The minutes of December 80, 1899,
were read and approved.
In accordance with the law the period
of two days was fixed as the time for
work on the public roads in the county
by all persons required to do so and to
furnish teams for such purpose during
the year 1900.
The county collector was directed by
the board to pay to the county assessor
his commission Of per cent according
to law at the end of each month of the
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Training or Eel.Skin.

| cannot stoop so low! cried the adven-
turer %quivering with rage or remorse or
something.
While yet 1T is doubtful whether she is
thus constrained by her early Puritan
training or by her eelskirt, who shall
have the hardihood to repeat that there
is no relation between garb and ethics?
Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache, Pains in various parts
of the body, Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach, Loss Of appetite, Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences Of impure blood. No matter
how It became 30, It must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
scrofulous or syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. It n certainly .
wonderful remedy, and ~ ssll every
bottle On ! positive guarantee.
FOR sale 1t Fishers drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
A Change Of Program

Chairman (at a concert)-Ladies and
gentlemen, Miss Discordant will now
sing "Only Once More"
Sarcastic Critic-Thank Heaven foi
that!
Chairman Coming forward AGAIN.
Ladies and gentlemen, instead of sing.
ing "Only Once More" Miss D%iscordant
will sing "Forever and Ever"
COLLAPSE of s. C.-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02

II am indebted to. One Minute Cough
Cure for my health and life. 1t cured
me of lung trouble following grippe"
Thousands W their lives to tho prompt
action Of this never falling remedy. II
cures coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis,
pneumonia, grippe and throat and lung
troubles. Its early use prevents con
sumption. It Is the only harmless rem
edy that gives immediate results. Ire
lands Pharmacy. "A
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02

L. 7. Travis, Agent Southern r. R.,
Selma, Ga, writes, II can not say toe
much in praise of One Minute Cough
Cure. In my case it worked like a
charm" The only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. Cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, and all
throat and lung troubles. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Hope Deferred.

Husband-Yes, it would make q nice
addition to our income; but the old
fellow is good for a dozen years at least,
I'm afraid.
Wife-That's so like you, Paul dear;
you have no faith! I have been taught
to believe in a ENTHUSIASTICALLY
Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
THE PECOs SYSTEM.
Pecos Valley D Northeastern BY.
Psoos D Northern Texas ny.
Pecos River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, In the way of rates,
time and shipping ~conveniences. Good
water and shipping pens at all principal
points.
Excellent pasturage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line.
Full particulars p.amptly furnished
upon application to-
E. w. M~ARTINpELL, D. H. NICHOLS,
Actg. G. +. & p. A. General Mgr
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad. N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
WORKING MIGHT AND DAY

The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Every pill Is a sugar-coated
globule Of health. that changes weak
ness into strength, listlessness into en-.
ergy, brain-fag into mental power
They're wonderful in building up the
health. Only 25c per box. Sold by
Fischer & Co.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
A Great Following.

l suppose Hogg of Texas thinks his
candidacy would effectually control the
nations enthusiasm.
How so?
He'd naturally expect all the rooters
to be IN his side.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
RED HOT FROM THE GUN

Was the ball that hit G. B. Steadman
of Newark, Mich, in the Civil War. II
caused horrible Ulcers that no treat
ment helped for 20 years. Then Buck
lens Arnica Salve cured him. Cures
Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Boils, Felons
Corns, Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure
On earth. rs cts. a box. Cure guaran-
teed. Sold by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
An Improvenaet.

Drummer Gn Dinkeyville)-Our VIII
lage band seems to be better than 1t was
when I heard it last.
Tavern Landlord-Yes, there amt so
many Of EN- now.-Pudge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Fortunate Baby.

Mrs. Lash-What did you get baby for
a birthday present?
Mrs. Rash-I took 81. 90 out of the
little darling's bank and bought him this
lovely lamp for the drawing-room.-
Boston Beacon,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Fad.

Gimp's funeral took place today, re-
marked Barlow to his wife.
Dear mel Is Mr.. Gimp dead? said Mrs.
Barlow.
No, replied Mr.. Barlow savagely; it is
merely a.fad Of Gimp's to be buried alive.
-.Judpe.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Romance Supers eded.

In, other days I did not fail betimes
with hope galore,
To greet lace missives which the mail
delivered at
my door.
Now, l at later hour awake-my heart
1t Is not late;
My dearest joys the buckwheat-cake
Ann slides upon
my plate.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02

Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware
of counterfeit and worthless salye Of
fered for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
DeWitt's Is the only original. An in
fallible cur for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland'S Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA.
nently cured by using Mok Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep.
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and 80 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02
Little Johnnie's Remark.

Children make the most startling re
marks, said enc.
They do, assented the other.
| know a little fellow who is ill-not
very Ill, however-with typhoid fever.
He has two twin brothers four years OF
age. One of this twins, named lobe is
an observant child beyond his years.
The other day he noticed one Of his
aunts approaching the house, with a
bouquet in her hands whereupon he ex-
claimed. Here comes Aunt Jess with
flowers to bury "Gene'.-Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-02

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any case of
coughs, colds or Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.