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RECORDED MORTGAGES

MAYER william H 10 Network Life Insurance
f. Of %as6ington-ave -, SIS Ooc
Foote Eliza V 20 The Euigrant Industrial Saw
inEs Bank. Ansterdar1-ave, sos - r OF
e2d-st. 12O0t
Same Mary L Campion, property, year. 200t
Smith. Robert. 10 Harris Msndelbaum and Fisher
Levine, Aercer-s No =. demand IA SOC
Campbell, Mary T, East River Savings Insti-
tuition 94th-st. 60 2 OF AnsJerdam-ave,
Doelger. Peter, E1iErant Industrial Savings
Bank Shave, 12oth-st. y skis,
ST NCholas-ave, 0oC
Herter, Peter J 70 Warner NJ Wesreryslt.
ecutors, etc. T4th-e No pa East 70 oOC
Gerber, John g, TO Cephas Brainerd and another
executors. etc. i3+th-st Z 8 $50 II Of 7th-ave
stisutlon, wo5oster-st No % so ysars. 100 900
Smith. Annie n. Warwick Savings Bank Of
warwick, y Y, Leonard-st No 10 years y, OOC
as West, year; 1900
Congregation GerIles Chesed Kranken Inter
stuetzunEs Vere1 70 Joseph c Levi trustee Can
non-st No 100 years ............-...- "A 900
Clark Walter Mutual Insurance Com
pany. s4th-st. $40 II of Central Park
West 2OxlO22 900
NEW BUILDING PLANS.
Melrose-ave, 163d-st. for a five story
brick tenement house with 10 5x95. Bald
Green. u No 80 West 1Oath-zt owners:
W Q Dckersou, architect SOS 600
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BOARD AND ROOMS.

FRENCH boarding house large and small
rooms with or without board, translents
accommodated: moderate rates. 2ls West
4sth-st.
IgTH-ST 100 EAST-Ovsrlooxing Gram
ercy Park: exceedingly pleasant .arse
corner room. private bath. large closet
parIor dining. unexceiled cuisine; other
rooms. reasonable; references.
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WORK WANTED.

WORK WANTED.
Male
NIGHT WATCHNAN or CARETAkER or
city or country residence; handy az
around man good references. E. ;, 40
West 49th-st-. care NJ Frank-
PAINTER. paperhangsr. g-ainer. pIastsEsE'
contract for landlords. H GOL.DBEirtcfs
81 Pirt-st-
PAINTER and DECORATOR wants work
for boss or private parties, has tools
work cheao- ? 2 TUCH. 4Se Rallroad-
ave- Brooklyn
PAINTER. paperhanger and teeqr aSS,
good Eech1utc. wants Wcrk- NAHL@SJ-'
IOi Sackstt-st., Brooklyn
PORTER.-By young man IN good house
wages s. % South lst-st-. BROOKLYN
PORTER or wATCHMAN-By married
man MCABE. 1G1 East 1O6rh-s-
REsPECTABI.E coIored boy as a dentists
OF Doctors boy. hail boy care OF
CRCET 44O West 45th-st-
ATCHMAN.-Undsrs;i u6s boilers and en-
CINE. II wears last place, Eest reference
WALSH, 554 West 42dst.
WATERMAN private OF night watch
man. y years Old: ! years lasr place
faithful. honest ana trustworthy can 1ur-
nish bonds and high class references Ad-
dress WATERMAN. Box "a. Tribune once
Waterman or sTABLEMAN.-By a man.
50 years old. day or night CITY OF co--Il
trv- can also do farm work. gardening and
care fer horses = HERZOG. S5s ParS-aVe-
YOUNG MAN Swedish. honest. sober aud
reliable, wishes position where ne can al
vance: sUe1ks English, GOOD reference
Ericsson. 2I2 East 2Sth-st-
YOUNG NAN. =. wants position al any
thing. can do carpenter Work and =
handy with any mechanic. tools Linn
BEATTY. Wlllow-st-. Brooklyn
YOUNG MAN. D. honest and steady,
wishes position reference SCHADE u
Westeru-ave., Jersey City.
YOUNG MAN, going 70 Europe. Offers bis
ssTvesz t7T 4 PsssaSe or or vi i,, asp P4y foF
YOUNG NAN. .. seeks steady position al
anything, can drive reference SN E-E---
MAN 1Q3 Bedfurd-st.
YOUNG NAN. aged -, at anything; will
zzE 57E an2 21l TaADT = 1,lans iest
Brooklyn.
YOUNG MAN. 21- speaks three languaEe,.
knows bookkeeping, desires occupation
A NOLINAFI, y ThomPsoE-sS-
Young MAN, understands running drIIl
press and bench work MACHINIST.
Box ~. c42 Br1adwzy.
YOUNG SUede would Ike any kind OF
work ralf cay from II IT. % p n
good waiter handy a. anything best r>t-
srences OTTO OHLSOS. SI2 East +Is--sr-
ADVERTISEMENTS and subscription cUE
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Of 3Isr-sr- nth clock 2. IT. adv=r-
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5f.iCes AZ regular Office rates Until O'Clock
o. n viz % shave. 3 e. or 9s3d-st-
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west Sg-h-sr. l06 West 42d-s--. near 9Th
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nusINEss CHANCEA

PATENTS, INVENTORS HAND BOOK
FREE. patents economically secured and
proatably sold. INVENTORS COMPANY.
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ROCKNWAY BEACH.

Trans .eags s45a St z r. u week Gays, go
$50 20 80, 20 p. Il. uOCo p "A. Hsmmel onlyl
Saturdays additional viii go.
and . 20 p Returning last the Beach at
7
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billiard AND POOL TABLES.

BILLIARD AND Pool TABLES, new and
second hand: lowest prices; easiest tS-r1A
MARK BROS. - Union Square.
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DRESSMAKING.

CORRECT STYLES. perfect III: superior
work and finish. fRultless skirt drOOp
work shown; responsible, reasonable stylish
waists. AIRS. COOKE 225 West 44th-st..
near Broadway
LEARN dress cutting and millinery: . field
without limit: special terms FOR summer
course. call Immediately, new shirt waists
or skirt patterns cut 10 order, SOC
MCDOWELL SCHOOL. 3lo-31S 6th-ave.
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MANHATTAN BEACH.

LEAVE FOOT EAST Bath ST, y p week
days $40. 40 40. go 100 4 m y 10. 10 40,
$40 SO. $50 and 1910
Trains sop East New York 2 minutes after 18th
FROM WHITEHALL 81. y. Y. 3gth St
BROOKLYN. Ferrs. connecting trains
Long Island Railroad. Lcsve CT week days 100. 500,
1000, ilUD 100 noon. and from LOO ?.
every forty minutes 10 20
EXCURSION FARE, 40 CENTS.
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INFANTS RSE--Reiia5ie young Prot
ss-zl- North % Ireland experienced in
fsn:s nurse take entire charge brink II
on bottle best city reference HETHER-
INGToN. 81 CoI-u5us-ave
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CARPET CLEANING.

CARPETS cleaned by steam. BY hand or on
the floor. Careful Carpet Cleaning Co..
l. 53 Broadway. 421 East 4Sth-st-, COE &
BRANDT Tei I32-3Sth.
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DRESS & ACCORDION PLEATING

Phi EATTNG@ % Of :v ssg w afsof 4 sR
DING 90 ". 23d St Established 20 years.
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DANBURY HATS.

DANBURY HAT coz New-York store. q
DesbrOsses-st., showing excellent bargains
IN men straw hats.
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INFANTS NI-RSE-By elderly English
Protestant. thoroughly experienced win
BOTTLE feeding competent 20 -aks entire
charE- from birth many years cry refe--
-Ecs 1-6 East 75-h-st
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EORNIsHEp Rousss.

ST ALBANs. E SIST-ST.
Rooms single or 81 suite, breakfast c
ti01ai, transisuts accommodated.
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HORIZONS ICE CREAM.

HORIZONS ICE CREAM Is the STANDARD
Ice Cream q the world II is no secret,
everybody kn> VS. It. AL orders promptly
filled. city or country.
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DAYS W0RE-Bv neat coicred E-rL 20
take care OF hachel1r's apartment cur bY
the Gay OF week VAUGHN, I'D w 64-l-sr-
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ADVERTISEMENT and subscriptions for
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once No. l.242 Broadway. "a door uarth
OF 3Ist-sJ until . o. clock ?. m. adver-
tiseu ents received at the following branch
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D m. viz, "a shave. S. e. cor. 23d-st
lS1 6th-dvs-, cor. i2tu-st-. Macy 9Th
ave and i4th-sJ-. 1s9 Columhus-ave near
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NEW BUILDING PLANS.

MeIrOse-ave, corner 163d-st for five story
brick tenement house, with store 10 SKIS Bald
win & Green. Il No 80 West 1O9th-st. owners;
W Q Dickersou. architect. SOS
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LOST.

OST.-Bankbook NJ. 752. 81. Bank 70
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ment sLOppea. Pleasr return hook % bank
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STORAGE.

STORAGE.
STORAGE OF wagons. carriages, coupes'
furniture stored by piece OF rooms rented;
BUILDING absolutely hreproof. special rooms
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ELECTRIC MOTORS Z DYNAMos

ELECTRIC Motors and Dynamos: new and
second hand. bought, sold, repaired and
installed GEO. BENDER 1853 Centre-st
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES.
AT ST BARTHOLOMEW EMPLOY
AIENT BUREAU. oil East 42d-st-. Tele-
phone > 564 3StE-sI--First class servants
supplied. houses closed Tor families who
are leaving town, Caretakers furnished Tor
the summer
MRS REGEN'S Employment Bureau ass
6th-ave.-CioOd help for city OF country
always hand country ladies write
SUMMER RESORTS. BEST HELP FUR
NISHED. BEST SYSTEM At IRWIN'S.
IT WEST 1ITE-ST
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EOCSEWCRE-- a Young E--I from I-s-
land. as general l0usevycrSe- n snail
family. MEENSy. 80 Easr II0rh-sC
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NJ tSt.--tTe--T7a- gIr- as nurse or cham
5ernIsid OF Older children SD IN SIS
10 carts Ms SCHREISER - Eazi
1l7rl-s--
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AT REDUCED PRICES. secondhand
wood and iron working machines. fully
guaranteed. machinery bought and *
changed. GEO. B. EDDY. 89S AEadison-ss
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DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED.

COOK BY first class cook private family
-oasts ard entrees cI-y or country ref
ereuces- excellent baker Cali FOR TIRES
DAYS 2. 90 EasJ eS-h-st-- third floor
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TROY BOATS,

Steamers ADIRONDACK DEAN RICHMOND lsavs
81 Canal Street. a ?. daily
SUNDAYS connecting train
SARATOGA. LAKE GEORGE. RICHFIELD SPRINGS.
SHARON SPRINGS. THOUSAND ISLANDS. ADTRON-
DACKS Wet. Saturday night connects
with SUNDAY morning train FOR Saratoga North Creek
CaldrslI. Lake George. Sumner
sion reduced rates
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THEY GOT THE HONEY.
Hew Some Illinois Boys Got Away
with the Sweet Plum
der.

every man in our company had
weakness for honey" said NJ. j. Cork
endorf, of company A, Fifty-ffth Iii
nois infantry, to a group of veterans
at the Sherman house, according to the
Chicago Tribune. "In fact" continued
Mr.. Corkendorf, "they loved honey TO
such an extent that they frequently
risked their lives to procure it. We had
moved down into Memphis from a po-
sition we had been holding on the out
skirts of the town for several days, and
on our way in we discovered farm
house owned by southern gentleman
who had little or no use for Lincoln's
soldiers. This man was a bee fancier
and had abundance of honey in his
storehouse. When we learned this we
went up and tried to purchase some of
it. No, sah,' he declared, 'Lincoln's
soldiers can't have any of my honey;
no, sahn Then he turned and walked
away, leaving our boys standing in the
road.
well, that night raid was planned
by the boys. They first drew lots to
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else can We tell what duties It should

else can We tell what duties It should
pay?"
With little difficulty enough players
were found; the wickets were set up
in the patio of the custom house, the
stakes were placed; the collectors
chair was given such position that he
could watch the game; work was sus-
pended in the custom house and all
the government employees stood
around and looked on while the balls
were knocked about, through or past
wickets, and had finally hit both stakes
and the first game was declared fin
ished. Meanwhile every idler in the
town had been attracted to the custom
house and had joined the group of spec
tators.
The collector and his clerks could
gain but little information regarding
the tariff from witnessing one game.
Indeed, the first game had not come
out as they had expected. So they
asked that another might be played to
enable them to decide the more intelli-
gently the momentous question SUBJ
mitted to them. And so a second and
even fourth game was played I'M
der the semitropical sun, which
streamed down upon the PLAYERS,
though never affecting the spectators
upon the well-shaded corridor. In
fact, one game succeeded another I'M
til croquet became hateful to all the
players before the time came for the
officials of the government to close the
custom house and seek their homes.
There had been no lack of interest
in the playing on the part of the Next
can spectators. Every now and then
attention had been called to some fea-
ture of the game and some minor Off
cial consulted books and made hasty
pencil memoranda. As for example,
when one had asked about the wickets
crossed in the center of the ground
and was told that it was sometimes
called 1.-The bird cage" the tariff on
bird cages was carefully hunted up and
noted. As the playing went on the
Mexican spectators manifested their
interest by betting on the players At
first tlacos. then medios and finally
pesetas exchanged hands at the end of
every game. 1t was much to the relief
of the players when the collector final
y announced that it was time to 90
| home.
at is very interesting game" he
said, but | cannot tell what the duties
will be until tomorrow morning"
The croquet set was accordingly left
at the custom house and the players
and spectators dispersed But until
late hour that night light in the
office of the collector indicated that
some of the government clerks were
unwontedly engaged in making "over-
| time"
The report of the appraiser the next
morning was nothing short of appall-
ing. The collector courteously ex-
planned why the amount of duties
should be so large. His clerks were
very conscientious and had been fear
full of allowing some item to escape
and of mourning penalties for neglect
of duty. There was danger of the at
tempt being made to smuggle such
things as bird cages. for example, into
the country under cover of new games,
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/ advised them all to 10, but they
insisted that the only way of escape
was to cross the river, and they were
going to 90 It. Twenty minutes
after l left they were all prisoners.
"'Another squad of 20 stopped the
next day at the house of a man
named Hoyt, who welcomed them and
asked them to sit down to dinner.
While they were eating the first
cooked food they had had for three
days the house was surrounded by
confederates and they were recap
tured. OF our own squad four laid
in the brush all day Sunday. Ia the
evening young boy of IA, who was
sick, went back and delivered him
self up. The two regulars and my
self kept together for five days, GO
ing, at my suggestion, across the
mountains toward Charleston, w.
Va.
"On the night of the fifth day out the
regulars declared that they would not
go any further in that direction, and
insisted that we turn toward eastern
Kentucky. 1 decided to keep on the
West Virginia route, and we partedthe
next morning. The two regulars went
their way, and within a few miles of
the union lines in eastern Kentucky
were recaptured and taken back in
irons to Danville. l went on alone,
travelling by night in the mountains
stoppingin the cabins of coloredpeople
or in, s1aanipcr IN fha xN-i1IaSf
and most inaccessible places. On Flat
Top mountain 1 struck a union set
Element Before this my feet had been
frozen, and I could hobble along with
the greatest difficulty, and was all the
time suffering with the keenest pain.
l almost fell into the cabin of negro
just before reaching Flat Top. He
and his wife took me in and doctores
my feet.
Then I was taken on mule to the
Flat Top settlement, where l stopped
several days. Here l came in contact
with a squad of confederate deserters,
who were afraid to go into the union
lines in the belief that they would be
sent back to Richmond in exchange.
This would, of course, place them in
the hands of their own authorities. 1
slept with one or another of them each
night and convinced them that this
theory was wrong. In the end they
went with me over the 90 miles of
mountain road to Charleston, Va.
''There 1 was given transportation to
Gallipolis, at the mouth of the Ken
awha, and from there was sent down
the river to Cincinnati
After a rest | started for home,
where l arrived the night before Christ
mas.
''Of all the 65 men who escaped from
Danville that night only three reached
the union lines. All the Others were
captured or shot.
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and that was to be guarded against.
Then there was the menace of such an
interesting game as croquet becoming
so popular in Mexico as to prove detri-
mental to the games already charac-
teristic of the country-monte, chuses,
bulltights, cock fights, etc. 1t was felt
necessary, therefore, to establish some
thing like protective tariff in this case
in order that the well-known Mexican
games so dearly loved of the people
might not be crowded out altogether
by such fascinating game as croquet.
Upon examination it was found that
the clerks had incurred no penalties
by reason of omissions. The croquet
set was appraised as a game, as bill
lizards and as a gambling outfit (for
had not the Mexicans gambled on it?)
Then the balls and mallets had been
appraised as lumber. as dressed lum-
Der and as furniture; the wickets as
iron and as iron wire, and a charge
had been made for bird cage. Added
to this was the so-called protective tar
riff, and a bill had been made out for
half days work for each of the clerks
who had watched the game as extra
time employed in a special importa-
ton.
The purchaser of the croquet set ex-
amined the papeSs in silence. He final
ly said he would have to come around
again and pay the duties and take the
croquet set 1t was accordingly re-
manded to the custody of the custom
house officials, and there it probably
remains.-Chicago Daily Record.
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19z,WgZGl[G;:1'! |e
[Elz5z3!l||l'F|F|l;llIllF'l11||sREY7
HIS N@ VS.
ESCAPED FROM PRISON.
A War Veterans Story of Hard Times
Getting Through the Con-
federate Lines.

eve all had been telling Stories -
said the major, relates the Chicago
Inter Ocean, except Tulley McKin-
ney, of the Ninety-fourth Ohio. There
were gathered about the breakfast
table half a dozen men from the old
home neighborhood who had served
in as many different regiments. The
ladies of the party had called out
from each stories of army experience,
all of which were interesting and
many very exciting, but through all
of the talk Tulley had said nothing,
until one of the ladies asked him if
he had come through the war I'M
scathed. Yes he said, and then
added in a hesitating way: 4 had
my feet frozen, you know You
did?' put in young girl. Why, how
did that happen, Mr.. Mckinney? p
Well he said, after my escape from
prison 1 was in the mountains about
40 days, and-well, the long and short
of it is, came out of the scrape with
my feet frozen
Having said this much, Tulley was
silent again until one of the young
ladies exclaimed: Mercy, Mr.. McKin-
nay, why don't you tell the story? p
And after he had been badgered and
questioned the story came out. 4
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see who should compose the expeG-
ton. When four men had been chosen
they laid their plans. First of all they
were to black their faces, put on rag
ged clothes and then go to the farm
house and get the honey. On their ar
rival they were met by a big blood
hound. A shot from one of the guns
silenced the animal. Then the owner
put in an appearance. He was seized
and his gun taken away, placed in the
center of his back, and then his hands
tied behind him and over the gun. Then
he was backed up to a tree and left
there. The boys then got into the
honey. To make matters safe they left
small kettle of it in front of Capt
Dave Stewards tent. The next day the
owner of the honey came into camp
and declared that our company was
nothing but set of thieves.
Capt. Stewart became very inhg-
nant and asked the man if he could
identify the thieves. He replied that
he could. Then the entire company
had to run the gauntlet, but as the men
now wore blue uniforms and were not
BACKED up, he failed to identify them.
When he left, Capt. Stewart said:
Boys, don't let your fondness for
honey get the better Of you again."
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Aug. 6, 1899,
DEAR MRS. PINKHAM Il am fall
ing very fast, since January have
lost thirty-five or forty pounds. 1
have a yellow, muddy complexion,
feel tired, and have bearing down
pains. Menses have not appeared for
three months; sometimes l am trou-
bled with white discharge, and l also
have kidney and bladder trouble.
l have been this way for long time,
and feel so miserable 1 thought
would write to you, and see if you
could do me any good. Miss EDNA
FREDERICK, Troy, Ohio.
Sept. 10, 1899.
DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM Il have
used Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound according to directions,
and can say have not felt so well
for years as l do at present. Before
taking your medicine a more miser-
able person you never saw. 1 could
not eat or sleep, and did not care to
talk with any one. 1 did not enjoy
life at all. Now, feel so well I can
not be grateful enough for what you
have done for me. You are surely
woman's friend. Thanking you
thousand times, remain,
Ever yours
Miss EDNA FREDERICK,
Troy, Ohio.
DEAR MRS. PINKHAM Il have
taken five bottles of Lydia E. Pink
ham'sVegetable Compound and cannot
praise it enough. l had headaches,
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"Them's the Rules"

A visitor in Paris was seated at table in
one of the hgh-priced restaurants in the
exhibition grounds thinking of various
things as he read over the bill of fare and
observed the prices.
by thunder" he exclaimed to the wait
err. haven't you any conscience at all in
this placer"
Beg pardon" replied the naughty servi-
tor
Haven't you any conscience-conscence
conscience? Don't you understands"
The waiter picked up the bill of fare and
began looking it over
Il don't know if we have or not If we
have, it's on the bill; if we amt, you've
got to pay extra for it. Them's the rules,
sir."-London Spare Moments.