Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-01-13
began Mr..

Il thought he was" said Mr.. Dooley,
but on lookin' closer at his features
an r-readin' what tn pa-apers says
about him, | am convinced that was
wrong. Oh, he may be cousin Nv me
Aunt Judy. I'll not say he amt.
There was poor lot, all iv thin. But
| have no close rilitiyes In this coun-
thry. IT'S a way have iv savin' lit
tie money. I'm like tn good an gr-
rateful American people. TIL further
we stay away from thin tn more they
like we. Sicond-cousln-ivm Aunt
Judy-George made mistake comm
home, or IL he did come home he
ought've Investigated his welcome an
see that 1t wasn't mined. A man cud
stand up all day an lave Packy Mount
JOY whale away at him. but tn affec-
ton iv tn American people is always
aimed thrue an Is invariably fatal.
"Th' la-ad Dougherty was in to-day,
an he EXPRESSED tn feeln's iv this
grateful raypublic. He says, says he:
This fellow Dewey amt what |
thought he was he says. l thought he
was n good. broad, lib'ral man an 1t
turns out he's a cheap skate, he says.
We made too much fuss over him,
he says. TO think he says, 'iv him
takin' tn house we give him an tur-
rnin' IL over to his Wife he.says. IT'S
scand'lo us,' he says. How much did
we con-thribute?' says |. I didn't give
anything he says. The collector
didn't come around an I'm glad now |
hung on to me coin he says. Well
says I, I appreciate ye'er fcelin's' |
says. 'Ye agree with tn other sub
scrib'rs,' says. But I've med up me
mind not to lave annywan talk to me
about Dewey | says unless says,
he subscribed tn maximum amount iv
tn subscription | says, 'thirty-eight
cints,' | says. so I'll thank we to tip
toe out says, 'befure give ye a cor
rect imitation iv Dewey at tn battle iv
Manila / says. An he wint away.
"Th' throuble with Dewey Is he was
so long away he lost his understand
in Nv tn thrue feelin' iv tn American
people. George r-read tn newspapers,
an he says to himself: BE hivins,
they think well iv what | done. |
guess I'll put a shirt in me thrung an
go home, FIR to see; it's hot out here,
an iyrybody'll be glad f'r to see me-
he says. An he come along, an New
York was r-ready fr him. TIL bust
ness In neckties had been poor that
summer, an they was necessity fr
pullin' 1t together, an they give George
welcome an invited his admirers
firm tn country to come In an buy
something fr tn little vans at home.
An he ERODE up Fifth avenue between
smilin' rows Nv hotels an, dhrug stores
an tin-dollar boxes an hfty-cint seats,
an he says to himself: Holy smoke.
II Aguinaldo cud onl see me now! An
he was proud an happy, an lie says
'Raypublics ar-re not Always ungrate-
full An they amt. ohy whin they
give We much gratichoou ye want 10
freeze some Nv IL OF IL won Keep
IT'S unsafe FIR amy man alive to
receive tn kind wurruds that ought to
be said ony Nv tn dead. AS long as
George was lithograph Nv himsilf In
a saloon window he was all fright.
When people saw he cnd set In city
hall hack without flowers CROWN in 1t
an they cud look at him without smok-
ed glasses they begin to weaken IN
their devotion. TWudVe Deeh IN
same, almost, II ned married u rres-
byteeryan an hadn't decided MS mousse
to his WIFE Dewey don't look nucll
like hero, says wan man shuu say
not says another. why ahhyDouy
cud've done what he did. l got an
eight-year-old boy, an IL ne cueueh
take a baseball cup an go IN an Date
that Spanish feet into Junk IN twlh.y
minyits IA call MN Aiger an thraue
him OF f'r bicycle, ne says l guess
that's all fright. Ihey say ne was
purity tough man Delure ne ielI WASH
nton. sure ne was. WY, so-ai, So 80
an-so-anso. ie aoh tell me. ~, 10
there anything IN 'hat story apou Mn. nis
peatih MS poor vi aehn an "e ~ irn oaa
chiuer out ~ i Va oom te,i ho IN, looks
iv he's a mean man, l niver see a
man with souintin eyes an white hair
that wudden't rob n church, He's a
cow'rd. too. Why, he r-run away a,
~ hattie Nv Manila, Ivrybody knows