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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-04

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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-04

ula c. Heitz and Mr.. A. Ander-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-04
A Skin of Beauty is Joy Forever.
DR. T. FELIX s0OURAUDS ORIENTAL.
CREAM or MAGICAL BEAUTIFIEP,

Removes Tan, Pimples, Freckles,
Moth Patches, Rash and Skin
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01

will proceed In the course outlined by
the German emperor. While the murder
of Won Ketteler would not give any war
rant for such a course, It Is not to be
denied that the substance of the advices
from the secretary of the German lega-
ton at Pekin, who must be regarded as
representing his government since the
murder of the German minister, affords
the fullest justification on the part Of
Germany for using the full available ex-
tent of her military power, NOT only to-
secure reparation, but to invade and eff
feet military conquest Of Chinese terri
tory, so far as such action does not in
anywise impeach the rights or preten-
sions of the other nations in China.
What is true of Germany is equally
true Of England. Japan, and every other
nation. In such a view nothing short
Of utter inability on the part of the
powers to agree on a policy seems now
adequate to prevent the conquest and
partition of the Middle Kingdom
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01

Minneapolis did not this time fly at one
another's threats, use profane and wick
ed language or commit assaults and bat
teries upon each other.
This is a glorious state Of affairs. It
is the grandest triumph, locally speaking.
of modern civilization. 1t is the indica-
ton Of rapidly approaching millennium
when Saints and MiIlers shall dwell to-
gether in peace and harmony and
forerunner of the time when st. Paul will
not covet the state university and Mime
apolis will not cast covetous eyes at the
state house.
What is now wanted is for the people Of
each city to make themselves acquainted
and familiar with the other city. There
are hundreds perhaps thousands-of Min
neapolitans to whom the city of st. Paul
is a terra incognita; and there are many
St Paul people to whom Minneapolis and
its citizens are as a sealed book This
should not be-. The people of the two
cities should become acquainted. They
should become more sociable with each
other and learn that there are nice.
clean, respectable and intelligent people
In both cities.
1t is not more than three or four years
ago that a distinguished city official Of
st. Paul got lost in Minneapolis while
trying to find the West hotel, and every
day Minneapolis people riding over here
on the interurban cars can be heard ask
ing the conductor where the state cap
itol or other prominent and public build
ings are located. 1t is positively sinful
for neighbors to know so little of one
another and their belongings, and it is
high time, now that past dissensions and
the causes for them appear to be buried,
for the st. Paul and Minneapolis people
to become more sociable.
1t sounds like a joke to suggest that
it might be good plan to have excur-
sfons from ST. Paul to Minneapolis so
that the Saints could take in the sights
and celebrations of the Mill City; and ex-
cursions from Minneapolis to ST. Paul 50
Inat the MlnneapollaHS might ENJOY Inc
beauties of the Sanity City. No question
affecting the shopping trade Of either city
If the trips were made on Sundays and
holidays, when the stores are closed.
Each city could easily furnish some form
of mild entertainment, such as plenty
of good band music, for the visitors, and
the present peaceful relations might be
converted from an armistice into per
manent peace which practical identity Of
broad general interests should cement.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
AT THE GRAND.

Today at $50 will occur the first after
noon performance Of 1.-The Two Orphans -
This production has made decided hit
with theatergoers, and is drawing the
largest audiences Of the summer season.
The performance is satisfactory one in
every regard, and all the bits of pathos
and comedy Of this interesting drama are
brought out to perfection. Mr.. Mawson
as the Chevalier finds one Of the most
eongenial roles he has as yet presented,
while Miss Meta Maynard is equally well
cast in the role of Henriette. Miss Kate
Blancke as La -Frochard. and Miss Anne
Bfancke as Louise. the blind girl, are also
seen to advantage In their respective
Characterization.
In view of the fattering attendance 1t
is possible that 1.-THE Two Orphans" may
remain on the boards the entire week.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
THEIR MARRIAGE.

Algernon Fitzclarence GotmillIona
married Evangeline Gotrox.
twas a function so grand
from all over the land
The friends of the pair came in Aoclrs
1here We're millions untold
Represented in gold
And additional millions In stocks.
Evangeline was stunning and brI1i,r4
BrllIlant and wealthy and fair.
And she walked up the aisle
With an angelic smile
And a million in gold for her sbara.
Pearl encfrcled her neck,
With a certified check
or million stuck in her hair
Her dress was a dream in fine Iaces.
Flounces and ruffles and frills;
With the mien of a queen
And corsage of green
twas network of ten-dOIIar bills
And her grand promenade.
An, how graceful twas made
by her countless rehearsals and drillsi
Algernon was graceful and gracious.
Breathing. ween rather hard
Though his pathway made smooth
BY ancestors, forsooth
Who had dealt with some foresight In
lard,
And up from the door
cool million bore
AS testimony of regard.
Then Algernon's papa made entrance.
With bagful of gold made in lie"
And emptied it out
Mid an ecstatic shout
From the crowd on the altar In syIe
And Evangeline's dad
Dumped the million he had
On the jingling and glittering pile.
There, were. signs. tears. shouts and ex.
carnations.
The great organ peeled forth it's roll
In gilded confusion
And golden pfofusion
This Joining of soul unto soul.
And Algernon peeled
Forth his roll and revealed
A thou" as the good preachers dole.
The vows of the two hearts were spoken.
The PLEDGES of true love were made
The wedding was ended,
The guests were all blended
Past the altar in one promenade
Where by each in the uubroken
Circle some token
In cash or preferred stocks was laid.
All me. twas a glorious function
Love wasn't there. but the stocks
That the two slowed away
In the bank the neXt\day,
Under seals, chains, bolts. bars. keys and
locks!
And Evangeline cried: give Gotmnlions'
While Aigernon cried: I've Gotroxl"
Bismarck Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
FROM MANY SOURCES.

An Amsterdam lapidary has machine
Which can pierce hole as small as one
thousandth part Of an inch IN diameter.
The holes are made in diamonds. sap
phires and rubies.
Insanity has for years been on the IN
crease in Ireland; and a medical com
mission declares that the increase Of In
sanity and melanchOlla is largely due to
excessive tea-drinking.
The tip Of the tongue is chiefly sensible
TO pungent and acid tastes. the middle
portion to sweets or bitters, while the
back is confined entirely to the ffavors or
roast meats and fatty substances.
Herman Merivale has received a civil
list pension from Mr.. BaIfour as he has
lost his money by one of the recent fall
ures of solicitors in London.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
STORIES OF THE STREET.

Ham Kee Wong, Chinese laundryman,
located on ST. Peter street, is Respondent
on account of the present troubles In his
native land. Ham told G b e report
er that his business was falling off, and
that he would have to take out proceed
ings in bankruptcy very soon If his Gus
toners continued to lose confidence in
him, or the war In CHINA old not come
to an end.
"De dbbbeI" calculated the Celestial,
as he pulled away excitedly at his long
stemmed, short-bowled pipe. 'Everting
no good My customers afiaid Of me.
They guess 1 put ploison in starch.
When they pass my store they don't say
any more sHuily Ma to poor John, but
walk fast and look mad.
EVERY time some Boxer kill Mclean
Clistian me lose washee on one shirt
When Boxers no stop. me losee whole
dam shooting match"
Guggenheimer was a very phlegmatic
old Teutonic gentleman. In fact. he rather
prided himself on being somewhat Of a
stole; nothing seemed to surprise him.
The most hair-raising fish story ever per-
petrated on any living mortal would
only bring from his lips a grunt and
characteristic "So?"
One summer afternoon Guggenheimer
and Dunkelheimer were seated In the
rear of a Seventh street "gast haus,"
playing pfnochle. The game had pro-
crossed in serene quiet for several hours
when dispute arose as to whose deal 1t
was. Dunkelheimer said:
cit vas my teal
"'Nein." responded Guggenheimer. at
vas my teal"
With which Dunkelheimer as firmly
reiterated that the cards belonged on hts
side Of the table, which statement caused
the face of Guggenheimer to assume a
troubled aspect, as he said quietly but
forcefully:
"You vas lar.
Now. Dunkelheimer was Just the oppo-
site to Guggenhetmer In disposition. He
had q furious temper, and forthwith
landed upon the astonished German with
both hands. flooring him with the proven
bial dull, siekeniug thud. Not satisfied
with the downfall OF GuggenheImer. Dun
kelheimer jumped upon the PROSTATE
form and proceeded to make 1t assume
the appearance Of 80 cents. After having
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
THE NEWS IN wHITsETT.

The following breezy items are from
the columns Of the Whitsett IN. " Cou-
rier:
Col. Jones and Mart Williams water
meIoned with us Wednesday last.
There are only two Chinese boxers In
this town, and we have just succeeded in
boxing them up In their laundries.
Our missionaries who were about to
san Tor China have suddenly discovered
that there Is work enough at home IN
keep them busy the rest Of the wear
Col Jim Brown was bitten by a wa
ter moccasin on Tuesday. The colonel
died.
quite number of candidates are IN
the held again; but this time it's a ten
acre held' under blistering SUM-"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
WEDNESDAY. AUGUST /.
THIS IS WAR.

The situation In China as outlined in
the latest dispatches could not be more
serious, regarded from the standpoint
of international politics. The safety or
otherwise of the members of the foreign
legations at Pekin will not of itself af-
feet that situation.
According to the message attributed to
the British minister at Pekin, the Iega-
lions had been besieged for an extended
period by Chinese troops and its defend
ers killed and wounded. The message
purporting to come from the secretary of
the German legation, which is by far the
most explicit thus far received. sets
forth that the attacks Of the Chinese
troops on the legations ceased on July
16. Advices from St Petersburg recite
among other facts that the revolt In Man
churia is being participated in by Chinese
troops as well as Boxers. The language
Of that dispatch Is that Chinese troops
and Boxers. In defiance of treaties, have
appeared at the towns of Tukshoff, Sien-
judshi and Galefnan, melting the inhabi-
tants to revolt"
The last of the foregoing advices may
be accepted with some caution. There
is no official responsibility whatever at
tached to 1t. It possesses no more signI-
hcance than any other of the numerous
press dispatches which have been pub
dshed on the situation from the begin
ming, and our experience is that that is
aot much. But the others are clearly Of
acial utterances. They have apparently
been adopted by the governments of Eng
land and Germany respectively, and their
authenticity is in no sense open to doubt.
Assuming the correctness of these dis
patches, it is not to be denied that a
state of war exists in China, and that the
Chinese empire Is at the present moment
at war with the civilized world.
There is only one contingency in which
1t might appear that this conclusion is
not warranted and that is, that the Chi
nese troops participating in the attacks
on the legations at Pel1in and In the Box
err revolt in Manchuria, are themselves
in revolt against the imperial authority.
The conclusion seems, under all the cir
cumstances. to be rather far-fetched.
Even if such claim should be advanc-
ed by the imperial authorities, it would
require very convincing proof Of its
truth before the European nations would
accept It,
Once this view is accepted the end may
be said to have been reached Germany
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
A WARNING AND A CHARGE.

Mr.. j. j. McCardy, however self con
| scious and self-asse1 tive he may be, is
not to be regarded as having wholly ig-
norcd the significance of his reduced vote
in the last election. The Globe so be-
lieves, not because 1t has any misgivings
whatever as to the complete egotism of
that gentleman. but merely because it
knows him to be shrewd and not al
ways scrupulous partisan politician 1t is
accordingly somewhat disturbed to OBJ
serve that Mr.. McCardy is again at one
of his old tricks, If the official organ of
the Republican local office holding COM
bine Is to be believed. That intelligent
exponent of public opinion has just
printed the announcement under very i'm
pressive head lines that the comptroller
has prepared blanks wherein all officials
authorized to receive city moneys must
make their daily reports to him of such
moneys This semi-officiaI announcement
of the great man includes the following
statement:
''They must pay the same over to the
city treasurer at the close Of each days
business. Section Is, title l. chapter of
the new charter provides for this, and
the comptroller proposes to see that it is
! done. Heretofore some of the depart
ments and officials have made a practice
OF retaining funds for a month or more
De1ore making settlement with the city
treasurer"
This is. of course. in the nature of a
warning. While 1t does not so appear on
its face. and is not by any mistake de-
signed by McCardy that it should so APP
pear, the warning can only apply to Re-
publican officials. since there is up to the
present no Democrat who is authorized
or required to receive city money.
But it is more than a warning. 1t in
wolves a charge of official malfeasance.
The retention of public funds by any Of
fetal for a month or more" when the
law requires him to deposit those moneys
each succeeding day in the city deposit
tory, involves official wrong doing.
VIII McCardy tell US who those officials
are or what particular department or de-
partments it is which are thus delin-
quent in official obligation and duty? And
why, it may also be asked, has the comp
troller not made known before this time
the delinquency in question and the names
of the dennquents? AS Mr.. Mccardys
answer would probably be, if he desired
to offer one and to speak the truth in Of
fering. because they are, like myself, Re-
publican politicians or are run by Re-
publican politicians. the further inquiry
may be without improperly INDUCED in,
Why did the watch dog in the plenitude
of his jurisdictional powers. not bark and
snarl, as was his wont when he had to
do with Democratic departments and Of
ficials, so that he might have terrified the
delinquents into giving up the moneys
which did not belong to them2
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01

CAPT. VAN SAINT AND HIS MANAGER.
The Republican campaign in Minneso-
ia is now in full swing The task of OIL
ing up the old machine has made rapid
progress under the skilled direction of the
familiar Tams Bixby, and, except for a
few preliminary groans, it Will move as
silently and greasily as ever The peo-
pie of Minnesota will then be able to
gaze upon the spectacle of the Hon. Tams
Bixby managing a campaign for the
Hon. Samuel R. Van SAINT, the man whom
two years ago he declared it would be
absurd for the Republican party to nom
mate, and whom he bitterly opposed for
the main reason that even in counties
where Van SAINT had secured the delega-
tons to the state convention he would
poll thousands of votes less than would
William Henry Eustis
Mr.. Eustis was the nominee, defeating
Van SAINT, thanks to the able manage
ment of Tams Bixby, and everybody-ex-
| cept perhaps Mr.. Eustis-knows now
feated at the polls by more than twen-
ty thousand votes. Yet less than two
years ago, Mr.. Bixby, now the manager
of Van SAINTS campaign, declared that
even in the counties where Van SAINT was
popular he could not poll as many votes
as would Eustis.
This is the grand prospect confronting
the Democratic party In Minnesota It's
nominee for governor, for Hon. John
Lind will undoubtedly be the nominee.
will be opposed by Republican candi-
date whose astute manager has admitted
is already defeated.
This would be a very distressing state
of affairs for any one but Samuel R.
| Van SAINT But he is a child of misfor-
tune, INJURED to defeats and possessed
Of boundless supply of stolid phfloso-
ply, suck as he exhibited in the Repub-
lican state convention two years ago,
when he admitted that all he had left to
show for the campaign he had made un-
der the tutelage of the then governor,
D. NJ CIough, was his postoffice address.
Tams Bixby and w. H. Eustis could not
deprive him of that or else they would
have done so.
Being such philosopher. Mr. Van
SAINT will. after the next election. take
another hitch in his tow line and-the
stage of water permitting-will buck the
bars of Beef Slough with all his old-time
avoirdupois
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01

OF. divorced his vest buttons from their
original resting places. BACKED his eyes
and drawn claret from the nasal organ,
Dunkelheimer allowed the vanquished
Teuton to arise.
Guggenheimer said nothing for several
minutes. He carefully readjusted the
soiled collar, pinned UP his vest and dust
ed his raiment as best as the occasion
would admit. Finally he glanced at Dun
kelheimer, standing painting with exer-
ton and excitement. and said compla-
Gently;
We'll. vat vas you going to do-blay
cards or monkey all de dimes?"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
Rice Is Mt Rest.

The last sad rites were said over the
remains of James Rice at St James
church yesterday morning at o'clock.
Mr.. Rice for years was night clerk at
large circle of friends. Service following
that at the church was held at Calvary
cemetery, the officiating priests being
Father Carey and Father Colbert. Pre-
Vtous to the service at the church the
remains lay In state at the home OF the
deccased's sister. Mrs. William Ellsworth.
422 RavOux street. where they were view
cd by many friends. The palIbearers were
George Redington. j. Lynch. John Glea-
son. Peter Carroll. ]. w Enright and
Charles Shanley
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
Republicans Never Refuse

Brooklyn Citizen.
Ex-Mayor William L. Strong is in tbs
heid for the Republican nomination for
governor. 'Barkls IS willin'," is the mes
sage ne sends out with the remark. Il
nomination" '''0
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
OCEAN LINERS.

NEW YORK-Arrived: Kaiser Wilhelm
der Crosse from Bremen; Kensington,
Antwerp; Oceanic, Liverpool and
Queenstown
LIZARD-Passed: Steamer Spaarndam.
New York. for Rotterdam.
1IV ERPOOL-Sailed: Saxonia, Boston.
GIBRALTAR-Arrive Ems, New York
for Naples and Genoa
MOVILLE-Arrived: Ethiopia, New York
for Glasgow; Sandman, New York, for
Glasgow (and both proceeded).
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
GB0BH'GLANcEs.

This is August and we have made the
turn into the last half of the year. How
time flies According to an old astrolo-
gical prediction girls born in August are
both .amiable and practical.
The bubble cup drinking fountain at
Como park is the thing. It's
use should become general. and
the opportunity is open for some benevo-
lent person to present the park and the
city with a few dozen.
1t was an honor justly bestowed IN the
selection Of Miss Jane Adams of CHI
cago as the president of the jury Of So
ciaI economy at the Paris exposition
War is a great teacher of geography.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01

GRAND-vaIentine Stock company in
''The Two Orphans" 2:30 and S:15.
Concert Minnesota State band, Como
park. S:15 p. m.
Concert, Twin City Mandolin orchestra,
Wildwood 8 p. m.
Women's bicycle race, Broadway rink,
$3.50 p. m.
italian residents meet, Assembly halls. 8
p m.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
OUR FRIENDS Up THE RIVER

The decennial census. so far as the
enumeration of the population is concern
ed. has passed off quietly. The scenes
of riot and rampage witnessed in, at and
between the Twin Cities In 1890 were not
renewed. Prominent. but otherwise re-
spectacle. citizens of st. Paul and Of
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
OPINIONS OF THE EDITORS
Kempn's Hard PosItion.

New York Sun.
since Dewey entered Manila bay no ma
val commander in our service has been
called upon to decide more noraentous
question than that which Rear Admiral
Louis Kempff decided on his unafded
Judgment on June 16 before the forts at
Taku.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
TIT for Tat.

New York World.
The ''paper-trade" men are organizIns
10 neip Mark Hanna's campaign. This
is at least gratitude Hanna's legislative
machine gave the paper trusts a tariff
by which they can control this market
while exporting paper to Europe.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
Ground for Condolences.

indianapolis Sentinel
Upon what do the Democrats base their
hopes Of electing Mr.. Bryan? Briefly up
on these: The return of the Gold Dem
ocrats, accessions from the Republicans,
particularly the Germans because OF the
foreign policy of Mckinley, and the
menace suggested by the trusts. which
are being fostered by the Republicans.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
One Explanation

Chicago Times-Herald
is? -'''o
Johnny-Pa. says he's a fellow that
does something he wouldn't do If he had
time to sit down and think about It first
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
Summer Educntinn

chicago Record.
we had lovely meeting Of our club
over ,eIr,t at Kitty's this morning"
What were the features?''
Pineapple ice and paper nv Dor.
Dobbs on How to Keep the TroIIe1
Party Out Of Politics.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
Heredfty.
Detroit Journal

DtlIUIt JOURNAL.
don't care much about the circus"
SAID the boy. II only go to give father
an excuse for going' ''''0'
me terrible falsehood illustrates tbe
influence Of heredity. '''0
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
II Rnthbone E1,coDe,

Baltimore Sun
M P Ratnoone escapes punishment after
be impossible in the future '' &c II VIII
mate the value of a political pull 4" - e'''-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
JUST A LITTLE SUNSHINE
A Summer Reunion

summer Reunion
Baltimore American.
MISS Gabby-I think Sadie GooDb :,
such an unconventional girl. -
MISS Wunder-In what way?
MISS Gabby-Why, she is engaged 70
tnree OF the same men she landed last
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
Should BE Tried with Nicely

brooklyn Eagle.
Rathbone ought to be arrested as soon
as me order can be sent from the war
department to Havana. and he onebt r.
De put ON trial along with NeeIv ana +t,o
rest of the accused. anu 'i'e
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-01
Drowned Man,s Body round.

GALESVILLE, Wis, July 31-The body
of liver Knudtson. who was drowned in
Black river Saturday, was recovered to-