Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-10-03
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I'm accommodating too many books"
is that so? Wen. quit writing your
name in them. and you'll lose them fast
enough. h.'-Indanapolis Journal.
They say Miss Singleton is u trans
migratlonlst.n Yes! She thinks she
must once have been the wicked dea
whom no man pursuethw-Llfe.
Fair Painter hope you don't mind
my sketchlng in your tield2 Farmer
Lord, no, missile! You keep he birds
of the peas better'n a ordinary scare
crow.-Tit-Bts.
CRATER must have turned over
new leaf. He tells me he's working
night and day" Yes, that's the firm
he's with now" ''WhatY' "Knlght x
Day."-Phlladephia Press
Hoax-I understand the doctor said
yesterday that there was very little
nope in your rich uncle's case Joax.-
It's even worse to-day. He's very much
better.-Philadelphia Record
Shocking; They say the young man
Melissa Perkins Is goin' to marry Is
reglar paragon Land sakesl Do
tell! thought he was a clerk In a GRO
gerry. Chicago Times Herald.
What do you suppose makes your
baby sister cry soY" asked visitor OF
small Johnny. Il guess II must be
cause she is hatchln her teeth" re-
piled the youthful observer.--C Chicago
News.
What makes you think he is man
of little tact?" 'He Joined n Don't
Worry Club the second day after he
was married, and didn't know enough
to keep 1t secret."-Chlcago Times
Herald.
School Teacher--What little boy can
tell me where Is the home of the swal-
low? Bobby kin, please. School
Teacher-Well, Bobby? Bobby-The
home of the swallow Is the stummick.
-Tit-Bits.
Doctor-What you need rs change
and rest Patent-I can't afford it,
My incomes pretty well requisRioned
already. My children get all the change,
and my wife gets the rest.-Phila,tei-
phia Press.
Georgy ton the warpath-Say, Eddy.
did Harry hit you? Eddy-No. Georgy
Did Jimmy hit you? Eddy--Nope
Georgy-Well II nobody hasn't hit you
l will. I've got to lick some one.- Chit
cago News.
All that He Asked: Miss Lulu Elan
nigan-I will give yez my answer IN
month, Pat. He-That's right me dar-
lint; TEX plinty av time to think 1t over
But tell me wan thing now-will II be
yes or noT'-Judge.
Old Lady pointing to elevated rail
road)-Where do them cars go to? City
Man (hurriedly)-Almost anywhere you
want, ma'am. Old Lady-Land sakes
l thought they had to stay on the rails.
New York Weekly -.a
Fuddy--They have deal to say
about the brotherhood of man." and
yet wars and rumors of wars continue.
Duddy-Thats all right There always .
has been more or less fighting In fam
ilies.-Boston Transcript.
Tess-So she's to marry the son of the
wealthy Mr.. Millyuns. How on earth
did she manage to land him, wonder?
Jess-She's musical, you know, and so
It's no trouble at all for her to catch an
heir.-Philadelphia Press.
Proud Parent-If you call in the even
ing you probably will hear my daugh-
ter singing. Artless Friend-Oh,
sha'n't mind that. You ought to hear
the fellow down our way practicing on
the cornet 1t is simply awful.-Boston
Transcript.
MY boy" said the first proud papa.
has bad habit of interrupting me
when I'm talking. Your boy isn't old
enough for that yet" NO" replied
the other, my boy contents himself
with interrupt.ng me when I'm sleep
Ing. ."-Philadelphi Press.
I'VE got up another crowd and ran
away from those people We camped
out with last year" "Did they dis
cover it?" Huh! When we arrived
at the ground we found they had made
up another crowd and had run away
from s."-Indianapolis Journal.
Ratios of Travel: Mike" said Plod-
ding Pete. "do you believe In dis six
teen to one?" Sometimes I do" an
swered Meandering Mike, ian some
! times I don't 1t depends on whether
it's sixteen meals to one mile or six
teen miles to one meal."-Washington
Star.
Mrs. Moveabout-Yes, like that
house you sent me to see. It will be
much cooler for the summer, but the
dtning-room is only half as large as this
one. Mr.. Moveabout-So much the bet
ter. 1t will only be possible for half a.
many dies to get into it.-Philadelphia
Press.
"After all your talk about sensational
Journalism exclaimed the fy on ths
edge Of the sugar bowl, "I'm surprised
at you" "What aboutw gasped the
captured ny, vainly endeavoring to sxs
a.