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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19
NEW RAILROAD.
Arrangements Completed to Charter
the Salina & Sabine Pass Line.

B. J. Hamilton of Salina is in the city
completing the preparation of a char
ter which he will file with the secretary
of state, for a railroad which he says
will be built from Salina to Sabine
Pass. The charter will soon be filed.
The capital stock of the company is
placed at five million dollars.
We have secured said Mr.. Hamil-
ton, the right of way for this new line
and the surveys have all been made.
Everything is ready to begin work on
the road when we secure a charter from
the Kansas board. The money necessary
to build the road is ready and we will
begin work by early spring"
With reference to the financial plans
of the company Mr.. Hamilton said:
Peter J. Whitney is financiering the
new line. He has interested foreign
capitalists and they have furnished the
money. This is not a north and south
wind railroad but 1T will be constructed.
l care to say no more concerning the
business in which we are engaged at
this time but time will show the people
of the state that we mean business"
Hamilton came to Topeka when the
state house square was pasture. He
first worked at house building and later
became a railroad contractor. He has
done work of this kind on the Kansas
railroads in the past and seems con-
fdent in the future of the new line
Asked if the Huntington interests
were developing this new road to Sabine
Pass for connection with the Southern
Pacific. Mr.. Hamilton said:
II think not
Mr.. Hamilton was requested for a
statement concerning the territory
through which the new road is proposed.
He replied by saying:
Until some preliminary details are
disposed of we do not care to make that
feature of the business public. Publicity
might disarrange some of our plans.
Speculation as to the route might make
competition better among some of the
towns which if they felt the line would
reach them would make no effort to aid
US. The road will pass through the
most fertile country in Kansas and Ok
lahoma and will be built
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19
FRUIT GROWERS TRUST.
One Is Organized at Kansas City With
$4,000 Capital Stock.

Kansas City, Mo-, Jan. 19.-The fruit
growers and farm product shippers
have formed a permanent organization
to be known as the Growers and Ship
pers National Protective union. The
capital stock is placed at $50, 900 in
shares of 81 each. Headquarters are TO
be in Kansas City, with branch offices
in other cities. Any grower or shipper
may become a member by paying for
one or more shares. The officers are:
J. K. Saunders, Pierce City, Mo-, pres
ident.
J. C. Evans. Kansas City, vice presi-
dent.
S. NJ. Barrick, Kansas City, secretary
John P. Logan, Silom Springs, Ark,
treasurer.
Vice presidents chosen from each
state represented are:
H. NJ. Foote, Sulphur Springs, Texas.
J. c. Williams, Fayetteville, Arkan-
sas.
J. A. Jones, Rocky Ford, Colorado.
Oscar Hayes, Webers Fails, 1. T.
j. T. Hasley, Holden, Mo.
E. Bales, Linwood. Kan.
William Powers, Marion, Ill.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19
BACK AND FORTH.
Up and Down 60 Otis Men In
Pursuit of Insurgents.

Washington, Jan.19-The war depart
ment today received the following ca
BILE from Gen. Otis:
Manila, Jan. 19.-Hughes reports from
San Jose de Buena Vista, western coast
of Panay that crossed mountains north
westerly direction from San Joaquin
southern Panay 18th, struck enemy
crossing Antique river capturing rif1ed
canon and Nordenfeldt. Pursued insur-
gents through Antique, Egana and ST.
balom their capital, and marched to
San Jose; casualties one wounded; en-
enny's loss considerable: entire popula-
tion fled to mountains, heat oppressive.
Macarthur reports 17th instant that
35 rifles surrendered at F'loda Blanca;
that at Manibaug, McRae, Third in
fantry, captured three insurgent Off
GERS, wife of Gen Mescardo considera-
BILE insurgent property and liberated
three Spanish prisoners; that at Ga
lang, captured ten insurgents, burned
seven tons of rice and insurgent bar
racks; that Sullivan 34th infantry near
San Jose surprised insurgent force, cap
tured six rifles and considerable live
stock: that Lieut.. Houle, Third infant
ry captured near MalOlos one officer, %
men and six rifles; that Van Horn 18th
infantry, struck Ladrones at Santa
Cruz, killed II, wounded 3, captured 10
and 9 rifles.
Macarthur reports 18th inst, strong
position west Mabalacat, occupied by
General Hizon and so men captured
yesterday by McRae, Third infantry.
Enemy left lieutenant and four dead
men in trenches; McRae captured cap
tain, one man, $50 rifles. several thous-
and rounds of ammunition, destroyed
arsenal quantity of rice, casualties, one
man wounded.
Bates reports that Schwan's column
cavalry refitting at Batangas to move
eastward on 18th; infantry now moving
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19

that direction, enemy retiring, suffering
loss in men and property, our casual
ties few, mostly slight wounds; that
Lemery and Taal tomorrow now meet
ing opposition in mountains which i'm
pedes march. Six officers. "a enlisted
men, four civil employees, eleven friars
all Spanish prisoners released by
Schwan, arrived from Batangas last ev-
ening, nearly 200 arrived Manila day
before via Calamba.
Young at Vigan reports number of
successful skirmishes in mountains
with remnants insurgent organization
and rObber bands with slight casualties
among his troops; Kobbe expedition,
Randolph light battery 43d and 47th in
fantry conveyed by navy vessels Hell
ena and Nashville sailed for Albany
province and Samar and Leyte islands
Yesterday
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19
PAT CONEY CHOSEN.
Vice President of Irish Historical So
cietY For Kansas.

New York, Jan. 19.-The annual meet
ing and dinner of the American Irish
Historical society which has a member
ship of over 1000 in the United States,
was held last night at Sherrv's and was
largely attended These officers We're
elected:
President, Thomas ]. Gargan, Boston;
vice president, General John D. Grim
minis, New York; secretary general,
Thomas H. Murray, Woonsocket, r. l.;
treasurer general, John c. Linehen, Con-
cord. n. H; librarian, Thomas B. Law
Ter. New York.
Among the state vice presidents
elected are:
Missouri. Julius L. Foy. St Louis;
Kansas, Patrick H. Coney. Topeka; Col
orado J. E. Lowry, Sopris: Nebraska,
NJ. D. Long, O'Neil; Utah, Joseph Coge-
han, Salt Lake; Texas, A J. Malloy.
FL Paso; Oregon, Henry z. Reed. Port
land; California James Connolly. Cor
onado.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19
MAY HAVE A "PULL.'
Pie Jordan Released From County
Jail on Straw Bond.

The notorious Pie Jordan is again
in Jail This time for safe keeping.
A short time ago he was arrested for
stealing coal from freight car by the
wagon loads. He was turned over to
the county and had his preliminary
hearing. Jordan has had Cuban chick
enpox'' and his face is badly marked.
The officer did not like his looks and he
was released on a straw bond He left
the county Jail and walked past the city
Jail. Chief Ramsey saw him passing
and sent an officer for him. When Jor-
dan appeared before him-and explained
his case the chief ordered him locked
up on an old charge. So now Jordan
is working out a fine for stealing a keg
of horse shoes.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19
WHAT "FAIR" MEANS.
Weather Man Explains a Much
Abused Term.

Some people can not understand how
the weather bureau forecaster has had
the nerve to send out bulletins all this
week announcing fair weather when
every day has been cloudy.
It's easy when understood. In the
parlance of the weather men fair
weather" means any kind of weather
excepting cyclones, sleet and rain. 1t
covers a multitude of changes and
when the forecaster is in doubt the rule
is for him to say fair weather" Such
a forecast will cover anything from
sunny weather to continued cloudy just
SO there is no precipitation or destruc-
tion by wind. The forecast sent out to-
day is fair tonight and Saturday. Con-
tinued high temperature"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19
KILLED HIS WIFE.
Edward Moore Makes Mistake of
Thinking Mrs. Moore a Burglar.

Hillsboro, Ill, Jan. .19.-Edward Moore.
an employe of the Hillsboro Coal COM
pany, mistook his wife, Rose c. Moore.
Hearing a noise at the kitchen door he
entered his wife's bedroom, not noticing
her absence, secured his revolver and
seeing a form in the kitchen, fired, the
ball entering the brain of his wife.
Seeing his mistake Moore became al
most frantic with grief. The coroner
is conducting an inquest.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19
Presidential Appointments.

Washington, Jan 19.-The president
today sent the following nominations to
the senate: Thomas B. Hildebrand of
Abba, Ia. to be receiver of public
moneys at Rampant City. Alaska. DAN
iel H. Wheeler, of Omaha. to be super
visor of the twelfth census for the sec
ond district Of Nebraska
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19
TRIED TO KILL OTIS.
Report Of an Attempt on the
Generals Life.

Chicago, Jan. ia special to the
Chicago Record from Victoria, b c.,
says: ]. P. Molera, who arrived from
Manila tells of an attempt on the life
of Gen. Otis. In conversation in ref
erence to the situation there he said
that Gen. Otis once appeared on the
firing line when a shot from the rifle
of one of the soldiers whizzed un-
comfortably close TO his head. AS to
who fired the shot no clew was dis
covered.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19
BAD FOR CURTIS.
Sherman Reported to Have De-
clined Resigning From In
dian Committee.

Leavenworth, Jan. ia special to
the Standard from Washington says:
Representative Sherman of New York
to-day declined the secretaryship of
the senate. Sherman's action prevents
Congressman Charles Curtis from get
ting the craftsmanship of the Indian
affairs committee, for which he was
slated in the event of Sherman's ac-
ceptance
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19
70 DEATHS.
BubOnic Plague Holding Its
Grip In Honolulu.

San Francisco, Jan. 19.-The steamer
Doric arrived from Asiatic ports via
Honolulu today. From Honolulu comes
news of a fresh outburst of the plague
six deaths having occurred between
the departure of the steamer China,
which arrived here on Monday and the
departure of the Doric which left Homo
lulu January 13. This brings the total
number of deaths from the plague for
the present outbreak up to 2S, and 1t IS
understood that there are 26 cases IN
the hands of the health officials The
Doric brings news that Honolulu
Chinatown is being burned and that eN-
cry effort is being made to stamp our
the disease.
The Doric did not dock at Honolulu
but the Hawaiian mail was taken out TO
her in tugs. The local health autnorl-
ties have detained the vessel pending
an investigation 1t isnot yet known
whether she will be quarantined or al
lowed to proceed to her dock
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19

washington. Jan. 19-The board or
naval bureau chiefs have decided against
the use of double turrets for the new
battleships. They also DECIDED 70 ass
permission of congress to eliminate from
these ships the sheathing which IS at
present q feature in the new constructions
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-01-19

CONTINUED on sixth Page.l
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Trcie SIut= ,titp 0aut= Sur.
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Renner Der Nerbdltnilie I'M bimmli.
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The Monte Vista journal., 1900-05-19
20 Ch.nc. for Him.

"Your success" said the practical
politician to the man who wanted to
run for office. will depend . great deal
oL the ward in which you acquire
residence. With which nationality are
YOU the stronger the Irish or the Ger
mansg'
why" replied the candidate for Of
flee. Il think | stand best with ihc
Americans"
NO chance for you, then" replied the
practical politician. They seldom
vote" Chicago Post.
The Monte Vista journal., 1900-05-19
rrnnf Of the rudaI.x.

husbnnd-Our neishbor ncross The
way has been trying. for the last hour
to convinc. me that the woman of to-
day Is losing her sweetness and simple
ity. turning household duiies over to
her husband. and becoming masculine
and seli-assertiye.
Wifc-lIerc! Just hold the baby
while go across the way and convince
III. old fool ia about five minutes that
about Brooklyn Life.
The Monte Vista journal., 1900-05-19
naiax ihr mnossihlr.

There's no use trying to do the im-
possible" said the discouraged relig-
ious editor.
"oh, don't know" replied the so
cicty reporter. ut has been done. |
was nt the meeting of literary club
yesterday. and one lady 'h.r, who read
an original poem made bon mot
rhyme with have got
Tinc-.I Herald.
The Monte Vista journal., 1900-05-19
Paving the Way.

, She (swcctly) Let me see. how
long eight years, ism, it. darling,
since we were married?
lie proudly condcsccnding) Yes,
dear.
she tstill swertly) And do you
know darling. that | love you more
and more II possible. every year?
lie tsuspiciousl uh-huh' I'm m,
Ncs. new mantle or a new bonnet?
-Tit-Hits.
The Monte Vista journal., 1900-05-19
Hate Has Limits.

lIe-Do you still feel angry with me?
she-I dcspisc you! l abhor you! l
hate you
He-Then perhaps you'd better break
your engagement to accompany me to
the opera.
She-Oh. don't hate you so much as
that.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Monte Vista journal., 1900-05-19
rN the l.AAt.

After she had selected an imposing
column Of marble she handed him the
cpitaph manuscript.
"liut, madam" he gnsped, that col
umn won't hold half of that without
crowding."
Don't mind the column being
crowded, responded the widow. My
husband was an editor" Chicago
Daily News.
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ls"sd.i, G-nrrsi.hiu.

Janc-rhai Mr.. shallowpa,c Is n, the
door Shall tell him you are engaged?
Miss Pinkir- Show him into the par
lor. Jane.
"Nes'm.'
And. Jane. after he lays his box OF
candy ON the manielpiecc. tell him am
out. IN. y, Weekly,
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worth mo..,inx About.

"Mrs. Prizzington pretends that she
has long been accustomed to move in
an atmosphere of refinement"
"Well. her claim is not wholly un-
founded. Nearly two generations have
come up since her people drank coffee
out of their Chicago Times
Herald,
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(lWNOS0oo0QS.

Mrs. Slimson (dIning at the Winter
bloomsl willy. II you eat any more
of that cake you'ii he sick.
Wiliy-Weil. mamma. you know ]
don't have u chance like this very
oftrn!-ruck.
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Ihr rrnprr Thing.

Nodd-Awfully sorry To hear your
house burned down. Did you save any
thing"
Todd-.oh, yes. After some very live
ly work we succeeded in getting out all
the things we didn't want brooklyn
Life.
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Her Ruiinx i....inn.

"What n quecr-looking man Miss ker-
Hip married."
Did you never hear about it? She
met him one day when she was out
shopping, aud he was such AN odd pat
tern Of "a man that he caught her fancy
Mt once "--I Ihicugo Tribune
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rkro II,

Encon--Ud ! understand you to say
tha, Pinchanick-i had taken In u part
n-r Ia his concern?
Evbcrt-Yes; I believe the partner
has been taken in.-Yonk-r's States
mnn,
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Merely . ssss ~sssss.

Husband What's the matter with
the biscuits this morning?
Wisr-its the fault of the yeast. II
failed To max. the rise.
HusbanJ--Wby don't you uso nm
alarm clock p Chicago Daily News.
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Oeshssa0s View.

Miss oldye-l call 1t shocking for the
minister To marry 81 young woman.
The Ni.ce-But why, aunt?
Miss oldy--l:~causc |, Is his duty to
bcs'ow his attentions upon the more
mature ladies of his congregation
Philadelphia North American.