The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1900-09-16
STEPPED INTO A NEW FLAT.
NOW A rOUNG WIPE MADE MOVING
Easy FOR HER HUSBAND.

<o,e, Apartment Was. t0 Have Bssn Ae.
.ompIIshrd Under Her Management. with
me east Possible Incor venisnce 60 the Head
Of the House How the Experiment worked.
.w,l q, ahead and get the fat. then. said
thc man, cracking his morning paper for the
ruruo.r NJ gently intimatng that he'd like to be
aIoycd 10 reud the headlines. anyhow. ia peace.
1t, No to YOU my ante-um-" And just
,nsr .omcthin0 on the papers front page
r,rypt nj. eye and tho remainder OF his re-
ro,E- dwindlcd away Ia a mere mumbling.
The mans wife. sitting opposite him at the
o,h,r window Of the bo~arding-house room.
,r,kci her hairpins In determinedly. Then
"a. crossed over to where ne sat and gently
b,i GmIy removed the newspaper from his
Gr.p.
.Non'rr always reading. or writing. or romp-
nr with the pup, or something, when you're az
home. n YOU cell this ~. na"-lnd she glanced
around N, boarding-houSe room In n highly
d,rogatory mqnncr-"so that | never have a
te.,rd minute 10 talk to YOU, I'm going to
talk ~ 'ou this morning II you never read that
Old inpei
Tho man crossed his legs, folded hts hands
and Ilakrd gloomy. Well, 90 on. he said,
having a deep SIGH and gazing longingiy at
IN, ne rsnaper ~ which he had been deprived
Whit dd you think OF that breakfast we had
tn, morning." she inquired. looking at him
tcJ olingy.
Didn't | tell yoI on the way upstairs that !
tn,nyh' il ga, Oh the -er that I reg ,rded IL ~
r,nk. vicious and Immoral breakfast?" re-
rnad thc man. booking around hopclesSly and
tr,ing % anttce the fox terrier pup by swapping
hs niger,
lust let Jackcv alone for a moment" said
N, man, Nifc, dcpoIting The pup in her lap.
III vt. NE acknowledgements breakfast that
I,yc,u,r, or. rather. didn't eat. she continued,
lnp,lng him %squarely In the eyes. 1T was
what you'd cali fierce. And | am just starved
I, dcah. 80 I an. And TO hear that domineer-
ing Andlady talk you'd actually think she was
feeding ~, on the fat OF the land. Pork chops
every morning. declare 20 goodness, gracious
SAKE, awe. Jhat I've dreamed three nights in
suv c--inn that Id turned into n rig"
lae man began to softly whistle the Anvil
Chorus.
Never mind that now" said she. catching
n. significance Of the tune. The landlady
ju,t deserve, to lie knocked. n YOU say. ~ she
doe. 70 listen to her you'd think that she
VA, running his boarding house out Of purely
ph.anthropic MOTIVES. Shes forever limiting
about how she not only loses money on u~ all,
but how she spends every penny OF her income
from Ief talifornia properly on the tlblc-did
you ever in your born days; And I'm becom-
ing 50 sick and tired of having her tell me that
her sister and her oro.her-ih-law IN san ran
c.-o. are the very SWEETEST people on the whole
Pacific Coast"
-Therr was once a hammersmith who built
a whole bnttle-hip all by her-,l mean all by
h.m,el, R9L IN me man ron Tr gbins nnd chsSty-
ting with the landlady down in her room about
ten minute, ago, ~
replied The mans wife, not breaking ground
IN the least. "One has got To be pleasant
anl agreeable suppress u,,.
finger AT her lin. the man said piaintively; If
that. all. | suppose youM let me read my paper
nos. won't you;"
,Blt ~ NOT all its not even the begi ming"
sid she, looking energetic again. We're
gJinE 10 housekeeping.
Cha, hr an5laGrs-- mel ,, ,g m han 70 n nI MINUTES %a ago ST
when / accorded YOU fgl and free permission
To- q aud do tho same, said the man.
This Is MONDAY, isn't IT, went on the mans
wife. VERY web, We re going TO be installed
in a Fat by next saturday
Well thilll give IL plenty Of action for our
money. said the man. However, you're 1t.
saturday q suit me All right
I an going t? rent a fiat up IN Harlem be
de.ceuded, she went On. About four rooms
M fat that | think RI select. After renting
u I'm SONG right dawn town ana plcV nut we
everything We viii need on inStallments, by
pairing 50 much. down, SUPPOSE II would
b. quite useless for me 20 ASK you 70 accom-
pany me IN order 70 ala me IN selecting Ihe
iurnlturr'
quite, said the man, whose strong point
II candor. You certainly ara, picking up
NJ" won I have 10 get dishes you Know,
she went IN. Or does your memory ot house
hold affair, bark back 10 that remote period
,N month, ago, when We broke up houSekeep-
ing IN Wa .hington, and ] turned over al OF the
dEhr. and bric-1-brac to my sister Emma 10
taEa rl-, Of for me- until such time a. we went
10 housekeeping here"
No. did you?' inquired the man. with an
a ., 'lrprSe. Well, thatn be a saw ng OF
NV - -, after we've paid tho irelght on me
sun from Washington to New YORK, won ~.
Ignoring his reflection upon the quality OF
/ neg ash ware, she went on; III Send n special
| d'lforr letter 10 Emma this evening, ASKING
| hr In pack thr ~diShware and briC-l-brac and
/ shin 10 over here at once by fast freight. 1t u
\ sl.cly he here by Saturday, won't III
A A. his morning papar again. Nothing doing"
We'll. II ought To be here by Satur!Iny, any
1 VOW, lT II isn't ShH continued I. very well.
l. all Neitla' We shall be installed by sat
/ uruW.
The man shiftei arOunt uuoasily in MS chair,
WIN" his wife begun To make preparations 10
gl4ut
look n-he-o. said he, weakly, after while,
I'm red { willing to 90 to housekeeping again
an all thar YOU know I unjust crazy to, IN
iEi but coal mt you--er-tlst postpone IL
hI'l" long"r'"
what FORE she inquire !, impaling him with
.,'E p ., which cau~ci him to wrigEle more
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