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VAN NAME "a Pine Street New York
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
LEST WE FORGET"

The amnaien in Utah against which
will ambush us before night
business considerations to winch uie honest anu ~ mn -
Does The Herald need to remind you
sherman adopted the o
chest boarded god
conference refused to enter @
step persistent glacier the combined ana
restricted the use OF silver unu TO-DAY ~
mInin indus
What next? planned the utter %
President mckinley and he
travel the road they pointed OUT
platforms and popular vote
gold and the secretary the
the gold
discovered that the
maintaned The next step WI"
with make
gold their
in silver uessy piled up IN
treasury throw them the junk
will be accepted following the precedent Oh
pursued Philippines whose demand now mann
Remember Mckinley bill to melt the silver
them the market
nration will assist and not prevent
the Of Oriental slvers market value
Immediately make gain for bi
ism he Ieastp edward steps
of the gold standard policy WIN reou
substantially mine IN Ota
worked for siv and lead
developed no gold hed TO take
When such camps like the deserted viii
svher the o population fall"
deprived largely of his incentive LABOR
and dealers mine supplies
their occupation;
business agnates
this result will have
abundant solve problems
The Hon Arthur the
1900 demanded for their betrayal OF Uah
God endowed could
manifest interests
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
Literature in Kentucky.

As evidence of the high grade of intel
nSence existing among the politicians of
the Blue Grass state, I want to teii vo,1
the following yarn said a well know
NJ Z. from the northwest to a number of
his cronies, with whom he had been die
cussing southern politics in the cloa kreo1,
few GAYS before congress adjourned
one day last week a few of ms Were
discussing literature in nv comuitfae
room when Blackburn came in arm IL 49,
with one Of his most loyal supportere - ~
What are you talking 90 aar-os.l-.
a al2t asked the eloquent man from the
Literature, I replied.
ZEN sald Blackburn. What kind nj
nt &c ~, .uis 40 you recommend?'
al the other end of the table, and shall
never get over my passion for rhvmes
ties. NY IdNoF-
black Durn.s companion pricked IN his
ears. Iongfellow. die you saw? To1 IL
IeilowE I'm with YOU there. sab: he VS.
the best bred horse ever sent out Of ~ n
haintuck, sab. and that's no lie T T,o
with you therel' - ne N
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
NECESSITY OF THE CAUCUS.

The contention Of those who favored
the nomination of United States SEN
ator by the Democl attic state conven-
ton, that it would prevent senatorial
deadlock and avoid a repetition of the
catastrophe of 1899, possesses much
merit But there is a much better
way to accomplish the same result. The
practical, common sense method OF pre-
venting senatorial deadlocks and
reachiag unity of action in all other
party matters by a legislative majority
is the enforcement of the caucus rule.
The necessity of the caucus plan is
universally recognized, except by the
Democrats of Utah. II is the appli-
cation OF a plain business principle to
legislative work, and without it leg
islative majority is powerless to cope
with any question upon which party
action is desired. So long as the Dem
ocrats of Utah send to the legislature
men who refuse to be guided by the
Judgment of a majority of their party
coiIeague men who set personal pref
udice and spite and individual ambi-
tions above the welfare of the party
and the state, just so long will the
party be faced with record of legis-
lative failure.
We believe the Democratic state con-
vention should record a declaration in
favor of the caucus rule, and should
pledge the candidates of the party to
an observance of this legislative ne
cessity. and that the legislative con-
ventions throughout the state should
exact from everv candidate a pledge
that he will cooperate with his party
associates upon all party measures;
that he will go TO the legislature for
the purpose of carrying ont the wishes
of his party. and that he will at all
times recognize the true American
principle of majority rule.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
A FAILURE.

CThe LAteranian.)
More years ago than 1 shall name
sought 70 win good wife's fame.
knew not how-but all the same
L made shirt
| cut, stitched with many a tear:
followed 1t out, both front and fear.
L carved the armholeS wide, for fear
They wouldn't fit
Johns neck I measured 10 be true.
me band must fft-that much I knew.
Id heard so oft. All else 1 drew
And puckered in.
At last twas done. A work of art
Complete. 1 hoped, in every part
heart.
Try on your shirt"
must confess It buIged somewhat
In places where I thought Z should not
But John. the brute, yelled out, ''Grea
Is this a tentT'
And such behavior-language well!
He uttered things I'll never tell
may forget them when / dwell
IN higher spheres.
Oh, woman of the present day.
To yOu's inscribed this tiny lay,
You little know the man you pay
Your homage to.
If his true inWardness" you'd know
Have him your idols overthrow,
And sentiments to four winds blow,
Make him shirt.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
Brotherly Counsel.
youths Companion)


The more nervous a man is the more :.
tries to say the right thing ana as r. u,
the more lamentably he fails II Is no. =,
ways the man who attempts 10 SCI -,
right. however, who covers hirseA w.
glory. ---.,-r,-p,
There is a story told Of a certain, E,-7--iv
curate who was afflicted with a pane --s-r.
nervous temperament, and WHO'S lis
business was in the habit OF aIle-;sll most
tongue and causing him to make ..iI..,,Iqrly
awkward remarks when he par &C.. Le .+E1ss
desired 10 pay neat compliments u
nigh N authority or position = 5istins
1t happened one day that ne nay s,Tring
gulshed himself beyond MS wont ,FFt'arn60n
gathering of clergymen AT an d. ~ wsg
tea at the bishops palace, On % - task
nome a senior curate took MIN -
Look here, Bruce. said the SEMI senior: Cart S
cidedly, you are a donkey H.Lty-srtins
you keep quiet instead OF a-;;1ine re-
everybody's attention by your 49, IN
marks You need not be oIle5LiL--'
speaking 10 you now as a pro lilLII--srruptas
At this point loud laughter ~ he So1f
the speaker. and for moLneA'
dered why.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
POOR INVESTMENTS.

Major Richard w. Young. whose
opinion OF the Philippine question is
printed in another part of today's Her
aid. seems to consider the archipelago
a Door investment.
Leaving all questions of right, JUS
tice, liberty and elf-government out,
and considering the islands merely
from the standpoint of a mercenary in
vestment. as Senators Lodge and Bev-
eridge say we should do. there is moth
ing in past experience or future prom
Use 10 justify the forcible retention of
the islands. when all in the world that
is needed 10 stop the war is a declar-
alton Of policy similar to that made
to the Cubans.
1.-THE war Is not over by any means, "
says Major Young. 1.-The end is not
in sight. Military men seem to ex-
pect it TO last for months or even
years The Spirit of insurrection is
not tanned. The natives die with a
stoicism worthy of the highest admir-
alton" Ara ne adds that all this talk
about large per cent or a proportion
of the natives being in sympathy with
American success is false and mislead-
ing.
The major is on the ground. He has
been there from the first. He has been
there for a year since our volunteers
came home. He has had exceptional
opportunities for studying this ques-
ton, and he agrees with Bryan that
the provisions of the Democratic ma
tional platform are the wisest yet pro-
posed for the solution of the problem.
The glittering generalities of those
who would weigh commerce against
the sacrifice Of human life in the archi-
pelaso he answers with the figures
which show the cost of conquest and
the Price Of preparing fertile field
of operations for syndicates and con-
cessionaries.
As a financial investment he regards
the islands as colossal mistake. He
is opposed to bringing coolie laborers
by the million under the flag to COM
pete with American labor. and, as far
as our surplus population" is con
ccined, It will find no outlet or oppor-
tullity on the south sea islands.
American laboring men can neither
thrEe under this sun, nor, should they
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
Rosebery's Stockings.
Philadelphia Press.)

NEn4Iauelpul2 RreSS.l
AT one time when Lord ROsebery was
visiting relatives in DumferIine he was
one OF house party VINO gave a number
OF amateur performances. Whyte-Nelyille,
author OF The GladiatOrs." was another
member OF the party, and also something
OF an actor. Indeed, Lord ROsebery used
never 10 lose an opportunity 10 take part
n private theatriCals- For many years
MI Melville has entertained his friends
Win stories of the PLAYS thev put On
during his stay with the premier
here Is one Of them:
IN Rob Roy Melville took the part q
the famous brigand and ROseb5ry was q
chleIIaln OF the triumphant clan Al -hs
last minute il was found that ROsebery
mad no plaided socks 70 go with his kilt
anu STANCE hand painted the neither pL-
tremeueS OF the now famous statesman
IN the required plaid colOrings and al
which marked his clan. Toward the mid
Gle or the second act ROsebery warmed
up considerably 10 the part. and he could
feel The paint trucking down to the loor
from his limbs in great drops. But he
was not prepared for the remark which
greeted him from the front row az ne
opening Of the next act, when an Cd
ScOatchman said:
Say. DOugal. boot there. man. your
plaid Is getting mighty trditOrOuS. Il you
don put some ice on yourself your c0-oIS
VIII De running into each other, and YOU
re worse than Campbell in the last act.
IL almost broke up the performance
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
A SILVER PRESIDENT.
New YORK sun. Renuhlican-l

(New York Sun, Republican,
The leading Bryanite of Colorado, the
Hon. Thomas Patterson. scouts, in TIE
Denver News, the idea that the effect OF
Bryans election upon the cause of silver
cannot be revolutionary and immediate:
1T is not true that the senate is an
impregnable stronghold of the money
ring; it is not true that the allied silver
forces cannot capture the house; it is
not true that Mr.. Bryan as president
would be helpless unless he had congress
with him. By carrying for silver only
those states which voted for it in 1896
the gold majority in the senate would he
reduced to two. The gold standard was
forced upon the country by d gold stand
ard president in the face of a congress
opposed 10 IL, and it can be forced off
the country by a silver president. even
Jnough congress be opposed TO him.
MI Patterson has not studied the
course of politics without learning some
thing He remembers, for example how
IN 1893, under the pressure of a sound
money administration, the late Daniel
w. voorhees,, a rabid silver senator from
Indiana, voted for the silver laws repeal.
The administration sword cuts all WAYS
It can hack a road for silver when -four
ished by Bryan as well as when in Cleve-
lands hand 1t made one for gold.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
MONEY SUPPLY OF THE WORLD.

One of the favorite arguments of
goldbug orators is that free coinage
would make money too cheap by max
ing it plentiful. And the men who own
the money, who handle it as a COM
modify rather than a medium of ex-
change, who make their profits by the
practice of usury prefer that money
shall be dear.
To be dear it is not neces " for
the rate of interest to be ;ually
high, but dear money is which
can only be obtained by .-g con-
tracts to pay in certain XII metal
or in currency based en- a CO. u rative-
ly scarce metal; that which can be COR
nered easily by the money power; that
which leaves the great bulk of our cir
culating medium of 100000 of peo-
pie in the hands of one per cent of the
population of the country. Dear
money" is the money of the bankers.
According to the -Standard-O Oil
banker whom Mr.. Mckinley called to
his cabinet to take charge of the ma
tional treasury, the coinage value of
the worlds production of gold and sill
yer in the calendar year of 1898 was, in
round numbers, $500, 100000, of which
s2S7, 900 was gold and $21S, OOO, 600
was silver. Last year it was q trife
less. This year, owing to troubles in
South Africa and the failure of Alaskan
fields to reach expectations, it will be
still smaller.
This refers merely to the coinage
value of the two metals produced in
the mines of the world The total
amount coined in 1898. the banner year
of gold production in the world, was as
follows: Gold. 1895. Az, 9O5; silver, S149,-
2S2,995. This shows that gold in hiding
was coined that year, for more of gold
was coined than was produced, and less
of silver, as is bound to be the case
while the money power can have its
way
The silver coinage was almost entire
ly for subsidiary coin. In this country
only 100000 of silver dollars were
coined in 1895 and a like amount in
| 1899, according to the treasury stats
| tics for these years. But the gold coin
age in the years mentioned amounts t.
more than a hundred million in exces:
of the gold production.
When all the gold produced in the
world is coined and the accumulated
stock is drawn upon to the extent o.
$1O0, oO0.O0O year. there is undoubted.
ly great demand for an increase in the
worlds supply of coin. Gold is drawn
upon to supply this demand becaus,
silver has been shorn of its usefulnes.
and value as a money metal by tn,
goldbugs of London and their agent.
in this country.
| When a years production supplies
only two-thirds of a years coinage, al
has been the case for the past three
years. it is fair TO presume that tn,
increase is not limited by the demand
but by the supply. The demands of III,
worlds commerce exceed the world
production of the only metal the bank
ers permit the people of the world t,
use for the convenience of trade.
The combined gold and silver coin
age Of the world for the past two year
has exceeded the combined productio,
by over sSO.OOO 900, estimating the vain
of the silver product at the ratio of /
to l. But if the commercial ralue i
considered the gold coinage alone il
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
SHORT STORIES.
She pazed a Condnctor
Mew York Sum

A woman who had come ou+ oe
west, where she had been a COW .qirl
ranch, was boarding a car in this &c
Gently. She had just placed her foC o. re-
the step and was preparing TO tal-oo UPON
other step TO the upper platform NJ, an
with furious Step livelyl" the 'Gsuen,
or pulled the strap. The car ierI-s551 qcl-
ward and the western woman -Of-
back for a minute, then Just cqup5, q ed
self in time to prevent bad fan lIn0,, -. - !
cobbleS. '-a
She confronted the conductor NJ.
angry eyes, eyes that had looked I'm
MAYED into those of mighty hOrra5 NUS -'-S-
sters of the prairies- -lOll-
what do you mean by starting IN,
before was on it," she asked. '-0 car
CANT wait all day for you. lady, 81
conductor Snarled. Just stem i,.;Ils
there" issue
In a moment the western woman ME,
a backward golf sweep OF the arm la IN
for the conductors head. He 5oSseI
The blow sent his hat spinning hat So
the track. The woman entered r. ~, 10
and sat down. She was flushed bnt 80
nified While the other women r.ass 20
gers were rather startled, they ali 49, 49,
lust how she felt. Then the car s+c--',s
while the conductor went back ForS - ~
hat. The western woman rode free tbsss
time --
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
Grieved the Young Daughters.
(Harper's BaZar)


PaDa. I beg of you. do not rafrr.r,
Coroe1a Pasdutout chung wildly sbors
her 1onG bur obdUrate mothers recE arSs
Ea1ned Kisses upon her Cheeks JITiIs
AtnaSIasla, her sister, did likewise 10 he's
But their pIeadings seemed Of no avail.
the elder PaSdutOUts shook their go -s3
neadS nrmly IN negatiOn, though it VAS
ePlQent that the necessity OF rafusiTs
yond measure.
Gently, but with decision, as one shakes
hard-shelled crab from out a. scaIp NET
Inc parents dlSentangled their daughrarS
arms from their shoulders Then
mastering MS emotions, the father said
NO, Anastasia and COrdelia. WHIT
you ask OF US Is too much Never hef0ra
nave we refused a request of yours Wa
nave moved from city 10 city, from sts-s
70 state, 10 the injury OF my business
ana the destruction of Your mothers
health, In order TO deceive peODt- ~ n
your ages For the last ten years il has
Deen nothing but move on for Us for
every time the people of one place would
Degln to suspect your true ages YOU
nave insisted on US packing up and 90
ing elsewhere, that you might start
anew at = and 3 respectively We have
submitted TO this nOmadic life Tor our
love or you, but your most recent de-
Ihaho Is TOO much. We absolutely re-
The daughters sobbed like ANYTHING. N
TACT, they sobbed like everything.
But their firm parent remained firm
NO, continued Mr. PaSdutOut. we
VIII not, absolutely will not, celebrate
our silver wedding again in order 10
prove TO people that you two cannot be
over "A at the outside The idea,'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
.MENACE OF MILITARlSM.

General Iderritt was quoted in
New York newspaper a few days ago
as saying that 100000 men are needed
in the Philippines right now and may
be needed there for several years.
General King says the war will doubt
less drag along f>- eight or ten
years" General Macarthur, now in
command CT the army of occupation,
says that 10000 troops are insufficient
and that one-fourth of his command
is compelled by the climate to put in
the greater part of the year in the
hospitals. Since, troops have been sent
from Luzon TO China the general has
notified the war department that he
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
Would Not Build p Church.
Washington Starr


twenty-five years ago" said MT.
ing man, II was in a Colorado town an,
one day a sheep herder Came Fl, -,
report of a gold ind and coIiecfa5 IN
of US to go with him to Organic f. ~
a district and stake of our claims w
got through with 1t too late In ~. 80
to start nome again, so We canned &
Our blankets We We're stretched r-0r--l
the ire, when someone proposed r6a+ g
devote the time before going 10 sIaa-, "a
telling who We were and what hro.lgbtt
US to that remote country Scarcely :
man in the party was known by his nam.
Judge, and Doc and .ParsOn' "a
Shorty and 'Cock-eye' and such char
teristic sobriquets designating each %
US Most of the men were simDIy a.
ers and critters, and they were there he
cause 1t happened so, and there Was a
chance TO get rich quick and easy. w.
IL came to ShOrty's' turn TO responS Ia
startled us by the story Of a trage7r -
which ne had killed two men in va--
mont and escaped because the syyr,-,s ~
OF the community was with him aIrhougL
not SufncIentiy so TO permit him N =
main at home The wild west v-ss ~,
best opening, and he had come there n
end his days in whatever Wav r7igkf ~
blage, so to speak, which was liEhte7a5
somewhat by the spokesman calling On
the 'Parson.
- Well, Parson,' he said, what brought
you out here?'
+" You're called me right laughed tina.
member, Tor I was a parson. I had =
place in a small town in Pennsylya7is
wife and five children and 800 a veaT
with mighty dern few donation parties
l struggled along the very best I c0uIi
trying to be a Christian under the cir
cumstances, and willing to lessen nv
chances to enter the kingdom OF heaven
by p per cent for a q per cent Increase
of pay, when the end came by my refus-
| ing 10 build a church
THE idea Of preacher In that fix
building church seemed to be so funny
that everybody laughed, and How was
that Parsonr came from half a dozen
| Questioners.
oh he replied, hesitatingIy, the. con-
gregation raised $7.Sl4.So TO build a church
and I skipped out with it
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-07-22
why the Editor Recognized Him
CNew York Telegraph

NNcW 1OTh ICiSSIdpLLJ
A prominent lawyer Of this ci-y saws
that many years ago he went west, but.
as he got no clients and stood q good
cnance OF starving to death. he decided
10 come east again Without any money
ne boarded a train for Nashville. Tenn,
intending to seek employment as reporter
on one of the daily newspapers Nhsl
said:
am on the staff of the -- OF Nasl+
vile L suppose you will pass me
The conductor looked at him SHARPLY,
The editor Of that paper Is III s-s
smoker; Come with me; If he i1ent--7'
you, all right"
He followed the conductor into w
smoker; the situation was explained -A-'
Editor said:
oh, yes: I remember him as one Of ne
star; it is all right"
Before leaving the train the A"1'
again sought the editor III
Why did you say you recognized 1-s'
M not on your paper rs1,
I'm not the editor. either IN tra.T-,
ing on his pass and was scared 90 &c.
lest you should give me away.