Evening journal., 1900-07-17

drink snow ineSe ytIt ntbitfS 40 NV. r
you're "a man. an take vantler an
chockiate." He sez. "Bill, hits marc
! life. bein' he'd senter OF a forlorn-nope'ls {
an I've got to take SUM ACID ioslate
to steddy my nerve. know hit hain q
too mild fer a feller in my state oi
helth. I've got to haze sumthin' as VIII 4
keen me no" An tfbn he went rite on,
snckin' at that straw as tho he wuz
\ irwin 20 make a fosfate facktery out
/ ton hisself" He sez. Have sum, BIZ"
/ sez. mo; / haint got so low down
as 10 drink fosfate. Hits good Ter
corn. an cats. an wete. but no good
farmer believes in drinkin' hit I'm
sertenly eerprised how yu kin swalier
hit. Ef yu only knowed how iostate
made yu wudn't do hit
How's that Chester county white'sl
pigs comm on. and wot's Bob Renneldsl
lprospecks fer crop of peeches. ! see
Harry Sammons wetes termed out SUM
lbig hes in the noospapers, an that
lJohn. Nickelson's farms bin doin' bigl
wurR along the same line. Don't be-
leeve nuthin Ike Mills rites about thel
lpeech crop. He's a Regler, an hain'ti
no authority. Asst Sam Merrydith
about hit fer his attenshun's devoted
lUlUllHl tlllAtll " PNNNh kAN'f~~'N' -
= pool combinashuns Mister Addlx Isl
q awful mad about the way them Kent
= county constabils chased Frank Rec
: man. He allows as how they hadn't
no rite to foller him futher than the
Z secklnd story without gittin' out
4 anuther warrent. But us fellers has
: dun the rite thing an bailed him out;
. but Mister Addix Is gittin wurried
III. nnIrtftfffu nf fhppn
!, Kent county Democrats. He allows as
+ how he kin see trubble brewin' fer the
!, fellers wot handils our cash,
n The Reglers is goin to hold con-
!, venshun. Hit'll be a big affair ef
n Mister Addix don't do sumthin. They're
I goin to hold hit in Wilmington an us
n fellers has got hall In Dover on our
! hands fer that day. They wuz little
too slick fer us. The further this thing
,s goes the less our folks like hit. They're
4 seein' clowds risin.' Fer the life OF me
!, | CANT aee wot sense there is in holdin'
~ convenshuns. wen Mister Addix Is
"a goin to such expense 10 make his con-
4, venshun so agreeable to everybody
- who'll cum. He's holding out extry in
"A dusements all along the line. an hain'i
"a lpokin' into ennybody's antesedents.
Mister Addix don't think as much
~ of Washington Hastings as he did. Wer
= the convenshun wuz on Mister Adds
- - wuz pattin hisself on the back an
q. p felicitatin' hisself on havin' wun thu
~ hart OF his ole enemy; an jes' wen W.
"a thot things wuz shapn' up to cleo
!. Mister Hastings an 'onerary membel
~. Of the Eighth Ward Republican League
/, ~ wot duz Mister Hastings do but spoi
I, his prospecks by allowin as how h,
y wudn't vote fer Mister Addix fer keepe
I" OF the town pump let alone fer Yoo
N pited Stats seniter Yu kin imagin
ln fer yerself, Mary Ann. that Miste
eS Addix hain't got no use fer feller lik
that, an so, by yoonanimous vote tn
IN moshun wuz lade on the tabil.
ne JEFF Blakely's put on his war pain
IN an has got hisself on war fOOtin
I He owns his own battleship now, al
n lis literally rollin in fightin' eneckl
yer He finds as how he's got TO do sumthi
y! heroic to save Mister Frizzle hoo has
ell hankerln' to spend anuther Winter /
i'm Dover victim fer Mister Addix. Blu
lei frum wOt / kin lern Mister Frizzle wi
IN have to cum down occasionally as
ID visitsr fer the Reglers hain't gOin' I
Ter let him be nominated. much less eleci
iiit ed Me an Mister Addix feles sorr
IN fer Mister Frizzle, fer he's a mite
all plesent feller wen he wants to b
/ l Watts wurryin' Mister Addix now is h
in home hunderd. There's trubble brew
my in up yere In Brandywine an hit ma
'ed be sorse of CRATE expens 10 Mlstl
MT Addlx He don't want his home hui
fer derd to 20 back on him, but he kind'
etc feles hit shppin'.
eld Sheriff Taler's doin' sum good wul
the over in Moo Kassil hunderd fer u
lgh He's laberin fer the convershun OF il
vot TOman, Mister Ekels an sum more
M them pore sinful an backslidin' Dim
lee krats. Wether he'll suckseed or not
Ow CANT tell at this ritin fer hain't ga
re- him fer several days. He don't loS
to much liko a mishenerry in his peri
hit shert an pink tie, but yu oughter he
he him set down to the pianner an sim
,,s, Kun TO Addix!
Kun 10 Addix!
~ Kun to Addix ies' now;
UNI Jes now he Is waitln'
10, o Kun to Addix jes' now.
os lie will pay you!
- He will pay youl
~. lie VIII pay yu JeS now.
ms Ies' now he will pay yu,
49,. He will pay yu jes' now.
Hits sertenly inspirin' and Mist
49, Taller has a good voice. But I'm afee
az he's overwOrkin hisself Betwe
ma tryin' 10 set up job over in Moo Ia
M sill hunderd an runnin' Frank Bradl
, ~ fer shereh, Ben Groves fer seniter a
to Joolyan Walker Ter representative,
iors say nuthin' Of John Linn fer Levy KC
or, commissioner he's jes' as likely as 4
|, is TO brake down under the strane.
,a,, Mister Addix sez Mister Tale
IN, mishennery wurk is all rite. but
-. lows as how he'd better watch out
-, them Regler Republican Boxers W
49, hens ioatin' on the tide in Mill Xxi
a' an Moo Kassil hundreds fer they
dangerus cusse sto have around.
80 80 Them middle-of -the-road fellers do
-, know Jest wot to do They're hang
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