The Iola register., 1900-04-27
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS.

Ottawa has dug up the ties which
supported the old street car line.
The Armours will open big
poultry shipping house at Eureka.
Lawrence papers have again put a
force to work on that Winner electric
railway.
\ cross section of a Kansas man
would look like that of an oyster how
that green's are in the market.
When Miss Rebecca Pickles, of
Paola, visited at Spring Hill several
of the boys became sweet on her.
Cherryvale and Cofleyville. both in
the same county, are building con-
ventions halls with 1000 capacity.
The Galena Times claims 1900
daily circulation. The circulator
swears to it; the opposition swears at
it.
The story of the Columbus under
taker who is at he point of death
from eating poisoned corn has its
side
Thayer is to have new bank, l..
w. Stillwell, of st. Paul, and j. II.
Sperry, of Thayer, being the pro.
moteTs. '......
OF the S59 900, 900 on deposit in the
Kansas banks it IL conservatively
estimated that S40,0O0,000 belong to
farmers.
Sapho has sent her advance man
clothed with authority to make
date to appear in all her nakedness
at Topeka.
Salinas two l. o. O. f. lodges have
united with a strength of 200 and if
the goats don't fight the union will
be permanent.
The mover wagon is on the go in
such numbers that to an eagle the
State probably looks like ripe and
animated cheese.
Hogs are up so much that the lead
ing man in a Shakespearian troupe
touring the state demanded raise
for playing Hamlet.
The Eldorado authorities, accord
ing to the Times have colored
family in the north part of town
quarantined, not for small poX, but
for "black-leg."
Emporia society is on the Eve of
not caring Adam how they look and
will dance in "shirt waists and apple
blossoms" but the Gazette does not
tell the proportions.
The Wilson county Sun is of the
opinion that some of the old sinners of
that neigh borhood who hope to hide
their cussedness under a cloak OF
religion will need circus tent.
The project of d cheese factory at
A abilene has been steered surely to
completion, the man at the helm
knows his business and plenty OF
''skippers" are promise soon.
Turkey buzzards have always been
protected IN this State as scavengers,
but 1t is now claimed that they scat.
ter hog cholera and if it becomes gen.
orally believed the buzzard will have
to go.
A Neosho county farmer found
mineral in his well which was assay
ed at Washington and found to con-
tain 90 cents worth of gold to the
ton. He is now looking for that Other
seven cents.
There was undoubtedly noble blood
in that horse down at Buffalo, which
when he decided to d ie, declined the
time.honored heave or founder routes
and fell on harrow, the handle o
which pierced his heart.
The editor of the Cawker City
Reood has been at his present jol
since 1883 and it looks this way t.
him; Life Is like a dream-it passe
quickly, disappoints unreas onably
and doesn't always end pleasantly.
The great big Kansas heart can al
ways he relied upon, even to the eX
tent of imposition. Note the couple o
Montgomery county people who Un
murmuringly adopted and will rails
as their son the wait left on their doc
step.
Here's what an Eureka man toll
the Herald the other day: "Say, d
you know my old COW had an awfu
accident during the thunder storm
Sunday night? Well, she did. AM
what do you think it was? Well sir
she started to run from the lightning
fell down, and strained her milk"