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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-06-18
Fourth Page.

Fourth Page.
Wanted-An Active, Reliable Man 10
Sell Teas.
Stocks for Sale-Simpson & Tat'1m.
Trustees Sale-James p. Rogers
Wanted-Agent.
Trustees Sale-Alfred Caldwell
Funeral Notice-Col. Bernard Stanley
Co No. q, u. r X. of T.
Sixth Page.
Rug Special-Foster & Watkins.
Eighth Page.
a Special in Wash Goods-Geo. E. stifel'
june Sale of Dress Goods and Silks
a Week Of Dress Goods selling-stone
observation-disclosures, The Jeweler.
Ribbons-Lou Swabacker.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-06-18
DEMOCRATIC A TICKET

DEMOCRATIC STATE TICKET
GOVERNOR,
John III. Holt, of Cabell.
-
AUDITOR,
James II. Miller, of
SUPT. FREE SCHOOLS,
Robert A. Armstrong, of M~OnOngalia.
ATTORNEY GENERAL,
George Nj. Mccoy, of Tyler.
TREASURER,
j. Garland Hurst, of Jefferson.
JUDGES SUPREME COURT APPEALS,
John w. English, of Mason.
William G. Bennett, of Lewis.
ELECTORS AT LARGE,
John w. Davis, OF Harrison.
e. NJ. GiIkcson, of Wood.
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MALE HELP WANTED.

~ y -~~----~----~
NANTED-An active. reliable man to sell
teas. conees, spices. extracts and baking
powder to in Wheeling and
vicinity. Address. GRAND UNION TEA
co. southwest corner Eutaw and Lex
streets, Baltimore, Md. FUSES
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-06-18

WANTED-Two young men to run as
news agents on railroad trains: must have
UNION NEWS CO, 3. & o.. depot
Wheeling. JULIEN
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Lost.
MATTED.


WANTED-Agents everywhere TO sell
life size portraits. 2ex2S inches. of can
didates for President and Vice President:
IS per hundred. Portraits of Mckinley
and Bryan now ready. Sample securely
mailed. Toe. Circular and full particulars
free. JOS. RHEIN, is Monroe. Detroit,
Mich. ju1Seq
$500 CAN BE MADE during the next
six months by hustling agents handling
our white and fancy Rubber Collars,
CUFFS, Bosoms and Neckties. Patented
and guaranteed goods. Enclose stamp
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MONEY TO LOAN on LONG time and easy
weekly or monthly payments. THE
S0NS0LIDATED BUILDING. LOAN &
TRUST CO. lSos Market st ma1Se&dh
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-06-18

GRASS IS GROWING AMI lawn mowers
Reed sharpening; bring them to Wheel-
ing Scale Works. or Tel. s65. We will cali
Ior them All kinds Of work done. We give
Osst satisfaction laG3 Market, west side.
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kUEkNLh WIN hIHhIhIE,
George NJ. Mccoy, of Tyler.
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TREASURER,
j. Garland Hurst, OF Jefferson.
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Household Goods and Merchandise stored
at Ware Rooms. corner Tenth and Main
streets. Apply to
JAMES l., HAWLEY,
1868 Main street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1900-06-18

SUPT. FREE SCHOOLS,
Robert A. Armstrong, of MOnOnSnlia.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-01-30
Officer Ferreira Speaks.

Officer Ferriera is very angry over a
little incident that happened yesterday
morning. 81 was cleaning my horse
in my yard up near Hackfeld's place
yesterday morning." said Ferreira,
when the animal broke away and ran
down on Hackfeld street into the yard
Of a certain white man. ! went down
and asked for my horse. Immediately
was asked for 80 on account OF dam
age done. Now, mind you. the horse
hadn't been in the yard five minutes
and had not done bit of harm to the
lawn. Again, II was not my fault that
the animal got away. ran all the way
to the place for did not want any
damage done. l paid the money but
you can just bet, told the man what
I thought of it,"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-01-30
LOCAL AND GENERAL.

American Messenger Service, Ma
sonic Temple. Tel. 4li.
Honolulu Messenger Service delivers
messages and packages. Telephone
JiS.
Ring up 1871 when you want reliable
driver. a good hack and no over charg-
ing.
Most all of the important cases in
he l,olice Court this forenoon were
postponed until this afternoon.
Waikiki Inn took a sulphur bath this
week and every nook and corner clean
ed out. One room to rent, Sl2 per
week.
The Beechdale and Kinfauns that
cleared for the Sound yesterday fore
noon will get away in couple of days.
tumigating operations were begun this
forenoon.
Minister Cooper stated yesterday
that all but three of the Chinese at the
drill shed camp have places to which
to go Immediately they are released
from quarantine.
The Honolulu Mercantile Agency has
opened business with offices in room 20,
Sprcckels building. The firm is under
the management of Mr.. J. n. Mac
Pherson. See New Today.
One hundred and ten Japanese in
Guiding twenty-five women, have been
rejected as being unfit for labor on the
plantations and have been placed
aboard the Yoroshime Maru for depor-
tation to Japan.
Geo. w. Smith and DR.. Emerson, the
committee appointed to visit the site
proposed for the hygienic laundry at
Waikiki went out this forenoon to in
vestigate matters and will report at
the regular Board meeting this after
noon.
In the Police Court yesterday the
following cases were disposed of:
Now Kong, adultering coffee, $25 and
costs: All Hang, larceny in the second
degree, one months Imprisonment at
hard labor; All Wo, cruelty to animals,
S. and costs.
The lie Munyon Photo Supply C..
calendar for 1900 arrived on the Gaelic
and is On sale at their store at No. 426
Fort street. Mr.. lie Munyon has spar
ed no pains 70 make 1t the finest and
most elite calendar ever published in
the world. It will be strictly three col
or process work and very elaborate,
being done from Mr.. lie Munyon's own
negatives.
When the matter OF the Hilo Com
mittee was brought up at the Board Of
Health meeting yesterday afternoon
Minister Cooper stated that the kaiu-
lani had been held in detention in Hi
10 ten days, although the steamer had
the regular permit from the Board Of
Health. In addition to this the Port
Surveyor had demanded bond OF
$500 on the suggestion OF the com
mittee so that, in case the Kaiulanis
captain in any way disregarded the ar
bitrary regulations, the amount would
be forfeited.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-01-30

Fish Inspector Berndt'' has
come across some very curious
and beautiful fish lately which
are being painted by KING
BROS. artist. A very peculiar
crab is on view in KING
BROS window, Hotel street.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-01-30
|. X. SHEAHAN, Adjutant.
THE WAVERLY CLUB,

THE WAVERLY CLUB.
Waverly Block, Bethel street. Stan
aafS magazines and periodicals.; IL
orary; billiard, pool and card tables
DR. free use of members. Arrange
asnts for transient visitors. Entrance
- o1.25, monthly dues 81. Open from
q m. to II p. m.
A. v. GEAR, President.
JAMES T. COPELAND. Recording Sec.
ALLEN u SCRIMGEOUR, Fin. Secy.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06

opened the Parliament to which Glad
stone presented his Irish home-rule bill.
Mrs Agassiz has resigned the presi-
dency of Radcliffe college. sometimes
called the Harvard annex-an office
which she has held since the beginning
OF the institution. Her health no longer
permits her to perform It's duties.
william Battersby Finnigan, veter-
an of the British army. has just died
at his home near London. lie was no.
table as being the sole surviving posses.
sor Of a pension granted during the reign
Of William w., Victoria's predecessor
on tho throne.
General Gatacre, though very strict
disciplinarian, Is said to be very popular
with his men. In the Soudan campaign
his popularity even survived the stop
page of the sale Of liquor Of any kind;
"a maist uncommon experience" as a
Highland piper remarked.
Honore Palmer, now a bank messen-
ger In Chicago. was recently asked by
an impudent paying teller how 1t was
that Potter Palmer should set his sons
to work. ITO teach us to get along for
ourselves" was the reply and to make
us ~" kind Of men who ~ ask such
question.
1t Is rumored that fearst. Of
the New York Journal. I, thur Bris-
bane, one of his most t.u.tcd lieuten-
ants. Will start n magazine de luxe IN
New York something on the lines of
Lady Randolph Churchills Anglo Saxon.
to appeal only to the most cultured
classes,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06
Outline Studies
OF Human Ndfdre
The Conductors Revenge.

THE STREET CAR conductor some.
times manages to "get back at tEo
grumbling passenger. and does II In q
smooth way. tcO, says the Omaha World
Herald. The conductors are not allowed
to talk back, and passengers often take
advantage of this and roast the fare
collectors. One day last week man
boarded q car at sixteenth, and when the
conductor came through the crowded
car handed him a quarter. The cOnduc-
tor collected two or three fares before
making change. and the passenger
thought it Il good chance to make a
grandstand play.
Say, conductor, don't forget to give
me my change. You conductors have a
habit of overlooking that. but you can't
work 1t on me. I'm next to your game.
Fork over"
at vas a quarter you gave me, l be-
lieve," said the conductor.
"You bet 1t was
"And you want 20 cents in change. I
believe"
That's what do, and want it quick.
too said the wise passenger. looking
about for applause.
Every well, sir; here you are
And the conductor counted twenty PEN
MES into the outstretChed hand of the
passenger.
There you have your 20 cents. sir.
That is correct, ! believe"
The wise passenger had nothing to say.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06

most anybody with little gift Of CAB
and willingness to trim his sails to
At the prevalent wind can become a
vote-catcher.
In theory the senate Is supposed to
be q check upon the house, the upper
branch of congress balancing and bal
lasting the lower. Often the house
loses temporarily it's equilibrium in re-
sponse to some furry or gust Of pass
ing popular excitement or prejudice;
men frequently elective are not, as a
rule, men with the full courage of their
convictions. 1t was the purpose of the
trainers of the constitution. in reQuir-
Ing senators to be chosen at less fre.
quent intervals by a majority ballot Of
state legislatures or by gubernatorial
appointment in certain contingencies,
to interpose a safeguard upon the re-
sponsiveness of the house of represen-
tatives to what might be merely tenn
opinion: and much as the senate has
been decried in recent years, the record
shows that It has, upon the whole,
grandly fulfilled this function. The
entire nature Of the senate would un-
dergo a change; the whole theory OF
its usefulness as a check upon the
house would suffer modification, In our
judgment for the worse. II the sena-
tors were put upon level with the
representatives in the manner of their
election.
In what states not now well repre-
sented would direct elections be likely
to improve the representation? II
seems to us that before so radical a
constitutional change is decided upon
this question should be clearly
answered.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06
Picturesque Onions.

A PARTY OF young men and women
"a were bicycling along country road
1t was a sketching class, and every eye
was wide open for an artistic subject.
Suddenly the whole party dsmounted
with various exclamations of delight ana
surprise.
Just within the fer ce on the left grew
innumerable graceful stalks, each bear
ing aloft globes Of pale green that shad-
ed into gray and purple.
GLOW Cnchanting!' said young wo-
man.
"How dccorative!' said young mar.
"Just what we are looking for said
the teacher, n full-fledged artist.
\ gardener was standing near at hand.
"Do tell us" cried a girl. what those
bcau-oo-tiful things are"
"Which?" replied the gardener
"Whh, those" said the girl.
"Them?" said the gardener, with ..
chuckle '"Them's onions gone to seed :"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06

who could. as they have to effect at
increase in the range and the rapidity
Of flfo If modern weapons has altered
the basic conditions of war. The at
tack has grown so difficult that 1t can
only be carried out by men carefully
trained to the work. The general off,
GERS must be schocied in strategy, so
as to pass around the lines before
them. The army must he mobile and
swift in It's march. The rcgimental
officers must understand how to keep
their men sheltered. Information as
to the ground over which the attack
Is to be delivered must be diligently
obtained. For lack ct these, the Eng
lish army furnishes a spectacle of de.
feat. Neither numbers nor bravery
have availed in the absence Of a good
general. Having no rigid system Of
testing men as in Germany. the Eng
lish system Of selecting general off,
GERS Is as hap-hazard as our own, and
each general has thus far been def-
Client The officers are brave. but they
have had no special training. They
are ignorant, reckless and unprepared
for their work. The practical result Is
that the English army. as whole
proves unfit for its duties. A small
war has required the dispatch Of every
man to South Africa. and In Great
Britain. for the defense of London and
the coast. only unframed levies are
left. a more pcrilous position the
modern world has not seen for great
empire with a quarrel on every from
tier
Experience said Philadelphia
newspaper man q century and hall
ago is a dear school, but fools will
learn in no other. No military tut.
tion fees are so dear as those settled
in defeat. Enrland has raid them. II
| Secretary Roots advice is disregardei
| the United states will scme day pay 4
tuition fee as heavy as that Of Eng
| land today"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06
A Century from Now.

If you and l should wake from sleep
A century from row,
Back to the grave we'd want to creep,
"A century from now.
Wed witness such startling change,
Find everything so wondrOus strange,
We'd hurry back across the range,
a century from now.
A woman, forty. fat and fair,
A century from now,
May warm with grace the Speaker S
chair,
u century from now.
The cabinet may be a flock
OF girlies, gay of hat and frock,
Who talk, but who won't mend q sock,
A century from now.
The people all will fly on wings
A century frcm now,
(Not heavenly. but patented things)
A century from row.
They'll soar aloft devoid of fear
On pinions of a chainless gear,
And change their flyers" every year,
A century from now.
Therell be no restaurants at all
A century from now.
The home will have no dining hall
A century from row.
The chemists all our wants will fill
With food in tablets. and to still
Our thirst Well simply take pill,
A century from now.
--Pearson's Weekly.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06
CURRENT VERSE
An Automobile Girl,

With the innate grace of a fairy queen,
And head thrown back. erect;
A smile that plays on a face serene.
manner circumspect-
She spins down our boulevards at ease,
In sudden lightning whirl.
A sight the pessimist's heart to please--
This automobile girl
She cares not for. horses that prance and
shy.
No lackey, made to grin;
But In her glory rolls fast by
Alone. to take her spin.
All eyes light up as onward she goes;
Each heart is in twirl.
For old and young the vision we'll know
The automobile girl.
Edwin NJ. Abbott.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06
Old Times in Yavapai County.


There was blood in the eyes of the Vigil
ance gang
OF the Gray Buzzard's Gulch that night.
AS up with a bound to their saddles they
spraEg
And wheeled down the gulch. to the
right.
This hoss-stealln' biz got to stop around
yare,'
With an oath muttered Hassayamp
Jim;
AN cf Rattlesnake Tim TUX my little
gray mare
wy. we'M hev the scttin' of him,
Down in Yavapai County,
.Who else mout it bc?" quoth Catamount
81 seen en- a-splittin the air.
Comm gallopn' down, not a half-hour
ago
Tro' de gulch on yer little gray mare,
Den loosen yer rcins, fellers, dis in Yer
spurs:
See how yer caballos can git;
Hoss-thicvcs and hoss-stcaiin' may go
some-a-w eres,
But wild we-uns dcy never went yit,
Down in Yavapai County,
On down through tho gulch sped the gal
lopjng steeds,
Beating down the dry sage and the
| grass,
| While the prowing coyote skunk out In
| the weeds
| 10 let the grim cavalry pass.
Like the wind did they ride; not WORD,
| not a sound
Was heard as they flew DER the heath.
| Save the beating of hoofs on the hard.
| blistered ground.
And the brown sage a-cracking be-
meath.
Down in Yavapai County.
Then a shadowy speck arose in their
sight,
| Like a bullet il shot on ahead:
1t seemed like a fugitive wrath In the
| night
As on through the darkness it sped.
| "It IL him. with an oath muttered
HassGyamp jim:
| "Kain't ye see how they's splittin' the
| air?"
He was ri~ht. for there never was rider
| like Tim.
Nor steed like that little gray mare.
Down in Yavapai County.
at is him. was the whisper on each
! horsemans lip
| As forward he bent for the race;
Deep, deep sank the spurs. and the mer.
cilcss whip
f., Urged the foam covered steeds in the
chase.
Like cyclone they few, indistinct in
the night,
And the hoofs thundered fast on the
ground:
ALI the fugitive knew in his hurryins
flight,
What was meant by that omnous
sound,
Down in Yavapai County
Deep, deep in the fanks Of the little gray
mare
Sank the spurs Of the rider ahead;
Through the sage and the grass sped the
fugitive pair.
| While behind them the Nigilants sped.
"On. on!' urged the flying on. ON
| came the sound
In the rear, from dozen Of lips
On. on sped they all with leap and
| bound
At the touch Of the snurs and the
whips,
Down in yavapai County,
How ended the race? When the gray
| sullen morn
Looked down on the gulch with frown,
A naked old cottonwood, standing for
With the neighboring grass trampled
| down,
Told the tale, told It well. how the Wig
| ilants' steeds
Through the gulch chased the fugitive
| speck
That rose I'm the dark mid the sage and
the weeds.
And they won the race-by neck.
Down in Yavapai County.
-Arizona Graphic.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06
Four-Year-Old's Anger.

A FOrR-YEAR-OI.D kindergarten girl
a was playing with a small book, which
the teacher took away from her during
school hours. Much ihcensed, the little
girl arose and walked toward the door.
"Where are you going. Annie?" her
teacher asked.
II am going home" said the child. II
shan't come back any more. I'm going
to he in the second reader now. An to-
morrow my mamma is going to bring a
big spider and put 1t on you"
"But ! like spiders, Annie"
well, it'll crawl all over your face
II like that ever so much"
"ll's n-goin' to crawl in your mouth.
An she'll bring bug. too!''
And satisfied with this elimination of
horrors, Annie consented to remain the
rest Of the morning indianapolis Press.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06

~ ROM THE REVERsES sus-
tanned by the British mili-
l. tary forces in South Africa,
and more particularly from
the weaknesses in military organiza-
tion and equipment which that war
has revealed on the English side, the
Philadelphia Press draws a lesson very
pertinent to the American people.
England" says the Press, like the
United States, has enlarged its army.
But the system on which It was or
ganized remained unchanged, as It has
in this country. The United States
has quadrupled its army. but left the
training of its officers, their tests. ex-
aminations and qualifications, and the
staff organization Of its military forces
exactly as they were for the smaller
force of three years ago. Encland has
done the same thing. Its army was
doubled. the increase taking place
for the most part in the past ten v rars;
but the officers continued to be selected
on a family pull they were PRACTICAL
ly restricted TO n small upper class.
their training was confined to the drill
Of the barrack yard, and their knowl-
edge of fighting came only fycm meet
ing black and brown, half savage
races Tho supporters of the English
staff system, like the supporters here
Of the system whose reform Secretary
Root urged in his annual report,
pointed to q brilliant past. marshaled
victories, new and old. and declared
that~nn, army which had done well in
the past would 40 as we'll in the future.
Against the self-interest of the Eng
llsh staff, the inertia of officers and
the influence of loading families the
critics bt the Englisl army system
could accomplish nothing, just as the
critics Of like system here can make
M progress against politicians, per-
manent staff and elderly officers who
feel that the education which trained
the leaders Of the civil war is better
than any 'new-fangled German nom
! sense -. =. .s..' .......
: /" "Iset war. the one final test and
. critic OF military systems. hds spoken.
Tho English army Is plainly inade-
quate, It's organization has utterly
cpilspaeJ,,' Santiago was great vie
aa'tors; With spaniards on the hills .wha
;;;sSaad not shSot and would not stand
ft'fs not pleasant to think what would
have come II Beers had been there
-
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06
PERSONALITIES.

A monument on the famous heights
OF st. Malo will he put up to the men,
ory OF Jacques Cartier, the first Euro
pean to make an exploration of Canada,
and the founder OF Montreal.
At the urgent request OF Lord Sails
bury Queen Victoria will In person open
Parliament on Feb. II. the first time she
has done 50 since Jrn. ?:, 1885. whom she
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06
The Judgeship.

" THE important matter of se-
lecting successor to the late
l. Judge Gunster. the opinion, we
find. very generally prevails that
the Bar association of Lackawanna
county, which, better than laymen,
knows and appreciates the require
ments of the judicial office and is ac-
quainted with the men who most near
ly approximate to the filling of those
of the appointing power indicate its
preference. 1t Is believed that such an
intimation would have great weight
with the governor and it seems to be
due to him that it should be given.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06

Roger Q. Mills has become one of the
richest men in Texas. 1t Is doubtful
now If Mr.. Mills could be persuaded
even to remember the title of the pet
tariff scheme which years ago made
him famous and ruined many indus
tries in this country.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-02-06
Shaw's Witty Rejoinder.

p ERNARD SHAW, the playwright. is
wit as we'll by word Of mouth as
by word Of pen II fact illustrated in a
story which Eooth Tarkineton tells OF
him In the Indiana polls Press.
One first night at London theater a
play of his had taken the audience By
storm. After the fihai curtain the author
was called for, and step0od forward to
make II speech Of thanks, when single,
bat vehement, hiss was heard from a man
leaning over the gallery rail The play
wright looked UP to where the man sat,
ana addressed him:
Yes, my friend, I'm Ct your way OF
thinking myself. hut what'-indiCatinG
with a wave of his hand the crowded
house that had cheered to the echo-"but
what can We two do agai inst SO many?'