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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-30
HE BEGAN ALL RIGHT
BUT THE NEW TENANT DID NOT CAR
nv OUT HIS PROGRAMME.

He Thought lie Could Blum the once
) Elevator Boy. and There Is Where
He Made Awful MIStake-The
I Boys story of His Revenge.
; copyright. 1900. BY {. 3. Lewis.I
A few weeks ago. when Mr.. Rocka-
way the kodak agent. moved into room
IS. he took an early opportunity TO say
to me:
! ''Sammis. there are owners of sky
scrapcrs. and there are agents and jan
itOrs OF skyscrapers. but the elevator
boy Is the real boss"
B Yes. sir: ne is" / humbly replied.
: "If be stands in with the tenant. that
tenant IS all right:.if he don't stand in.
then the tenant might as well hunt for
another office. l want TO stand n with
you, Sammis."
/ Yes. sir"
"You are a widows son. Here's half
a dollar to cheer your mothers lonely
heart. You are trying TO pay off the
gigantic mortgage left on the estate by
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-30
PIea.ure. of OpuIence.

Dorothy-Pa, do wish we were rich.
Dorothy's Pa-How rich would you
like TO be-
Dorothy-Oh. awfully rich; rich
enough to snub people and still be call
ed agreeabIe.-Chicago Record.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-30

Hailstones In India are said to be
from TO 20 times larger than those In
ENGLAND or America
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-30

Good fortune sometimes comes to us
in a very shabby looking carriage.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-04-30

Atlanta Constitution
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
VILLAGE NOTiCE-N

AbIERSc w tSE- NotiCC Is HtitUl
given by the village council Of the village OF
Paw Paw in the county Of Van Buren, and state of
Michigan by its clerk, that application by peti.
ton will be made 10 the board of supervisors Of
said county Of Van BuTen al the court house in
said village the nth day Of October A. ID. 1900,
AT one O'Clock in the afternoon, for anorder ex
tending the boundary lines of said village as TO
embrace within the territorial limits of said viii
lage the following pieces or parcels of land lying
contiguous and adjoining thereto, viz:
On the north of said village, the north half ~
of the northeast IA quarter OF section twelve
[I7l-t the south halffHl of the southeast quarter
lial of section one TTl-the southeast quarter OF
the southwest quarter IA of section one NJ, ly-
ing and being east of the Paw Paw river, and the
northeast quarter [l4l of the northwest quarter
l4 OF section twelve (r2) lying and being east OF
the Paw Paw river.
On the west the southwest quarter y of the
north 'ast quarter ~ of section elevenl lnl-the
northwest quarter "a OF the southeast quarter
[i4l Of section eleven tIIl and the west half =
of the northeast quarter "a of section fourteen
Iril.
ON the south, the southeast quarter ~ Of the
northeast quarter % OF section fourteen ilii
thirteen i3l, all in town three Isl south OF rnge
fourteen ir4l west.
And on the east by the south west fractional quar-
ter ca OF section n III in town three nth 4
range thirteen ,I3l west, all in said county and
state.
Any person or persons interested in any - the
foregoing described piece pieces OF land arc
place aforesaid and show cause IL he or they can
why the prayer OF the said petitioner should not be
granted. This notice Is given in pursuance to 2
resolution passed by said council on the 18th day
of September 1900. WM. y: MASON,
73t3l Village Clerk
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Lawrence.
Mrs. Goodrode is on the sick list.

Mrs. Goodrode is on the sick list.
Clyde Combs has gone to New York.
Miss Effie Cornwell is on the sick list.
Miss Julia Cronin went to Chicago one
day last week.
MIS-. Bidwell and daughter of Georgia
are visiting in town.
Mrs. Moore and children have gone to
Fennville on visit.
VIM. Taplin and Marion Bennett have
gone North for visit.
Volney Manley of Hartford was in
town one day last week.
Miss Ethel Cooper left Tuesday for
Traverse City, on visit.
There are over forty foreign pupils in
the high school this year.
Miss Helen Rowland visited in South
Haven, Wednesday and Thursday.
The storm Tuesday night demolished
some of Lawrence's pretty shade trees.
Rev. f. f. Wood left Wednesday for
conference, which is held in Battle Creek.
Mr.. Alexander Shafer is putting some
improvements on the exterior of his
home.
The new cross walks that are being
put in are greatly appreciated by the
public.
Miss Anna Rowland, who has been sick
for the past week, is some better at pres
ent writing.
Mr. John Rice left Saturday for Wash
ington, d. c., where he has employment
on water works towers.
Misses Celia Hinckley and Grace Bisbee
of Decatur were in town one day last
week calling on friends.
Miss Carrie A. Plopper has returned
from South Haven and is spending few
days with friends and relatives here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Knowles and daughter
Ruth of Decatur, spent Wednesday in
town with their daughter, Mrs. Ina
Young.
Bert Wilbur, who has been in Paw
Paw spending some time in the Jail there,
says he. likes Jail life pretty well and
wants to go back.
+. NJ. Gage, who has been in the
northern part of the state, has been sent
here to relieve the mail clerk on the S.
II. & E. r. r. for 10 days.
Mr. George Hathaway of Decatur, H.,
and Mrs. Williams of Buffalo, n. Y, have
been spending some time here with their
sister, Mrs. Ralph Webster.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Real Estate Transfers.

Following real estate transfers have
been recorded in the Office of the register
of deeds during the past week:
Geo Patterson to James Armstrong
and wife; II n W d 16 Hartford; 81 $50.
G w Luce to Reiser; W 40 W fl
a lS Bloomingdale; 81 600.
r III Bush to ID w Allen ct al; 15 e
"A n d and "a Il 3 Waverly;
$1,000.
Lorensia C. Greenman to Ella f. Aus
tin; par cor sec 8 Lawrence; $780,
A S Fish to John Hutchins; lots 2 and
3 blk 3 Reynolds add Hartford; $3.50.
III w Burkholder to w S Lake; Il
W Il "a Columbia; 800.
Stephen Doyle to Nina Lewis; lot 8
blk billiards add Hartford; S175.
A Owen to Herman Mingst 50 a
n e fl d 2 ey ! a $ W cor, Arlington;
81, $50.
T j Owen to T III Williams: = W
Inw "a 80 Columbia; $3.50.
f Barker ct al to l. Marshall and
wife; lot and pit lot 3 blk % Paw Paw;
S40O.
Chas Graham to X f Brown; / sec
36 Geneva; S400.
Emma Wright to Clara Smith; lot sec
Ia Covert; s11S.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Stood Death Off.

E. B. Munday, lawyer of Henrietta
Tex, once fooled a grave-digger He
says: MY brother was very low with
malarial fever and jaundice. persuad-
ed him to try Electric Bitters, and he
was soon much better, but continued
their use until he was wholly cured. /
am sure Electric Bitters saved his life -
This remedy expels malaria, kills disease
germs and purifies the blood; aids diges-
ton, regulates liver, kidney and bowels,
cures constipation, dyspepsia, nervous
disease, kidney troubles, female com
plants: gives perfect health. Only 50c.
at Longwell Bros drug store.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

Keeler.


Mrs. o. NJ. Skies returned Friday from
Chicago.
Lloyd Conklin is attending school at
Dowagiac.
f. Clyde Parmelee of Chicago spent
Sunday here.
Mrs. Nellie Conklin is at her mothers
for short visit.
Miss Agnes Wiley was at Galesburg,
Friday and Saturday.
Miss Nellie Teed is spending few days
with friends in Benton Harbor.
School at the Centre opened last Mon
day. Mr.. Mclaughlin, teacher.
Halle Merritt returned from Lansing
and is attending school at the Centre.
Hazel Clover is sick at the home of her
grandmother in Hartford, with malarial
fever.
Miss Mamie Benedict has been max
ing a visit here and will return to Kala-
mazoo, Wednesday.
Mr.. Perry Williams of Washington, ID.
c., visited his niece, Mrs. Flode Conk-
lin, last week. Twenty years have passed
since his last visit.
Hampton Sill of Kansas City was in
town last week accompanied by a
wealthy Californian, in search of a sum-
mer location at our pretty Sister Lakes
resort.
Mrs. A. O. Duncombe and Mrs. Lila
Longwell entertained party of ladies
from Decatur last Friday. The ladies
drove to Keeler in the morning and were
taken TO Sister Lakes, where an enjoy
able day was spent in that delightful
summer resort. Luncheon was served
and after taking in the beauties of the
place, they all returned to Keeler, where
sumptuous four course dinner was
served in elegant style, The tables were
tastefully decorated with American
Beauty and tube roses. After dinner
the evening rapidly passed away with
music
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Hartford.

Asa Fish moved into his new house
Tuesday.
c. II. Smeed made a trip to Dowagiac
this week.
Mr. and Mrs. Sui Cook went to TRAY
erse City, Tuesday.
Mrs. j. Ocobock is having her house
reshingled this week.
Miss Maggie Crager is confined to the
house with rheumatism.
Jake Oppenheim and family are spend
ing this week in Detroit.
Miss Goldie Johnson of Fairmount, n.
d., is visiting relatives here.
Mrs. Anna Fighter visited her daugh-
ter in Watervliet last Friday.
S. Zimmerman and family have friends
visiting them from Nebraska.
Mr. and Mrs. H. Shepard have return
ed from weeks visit in Chicago.
a. T. Hall of Benton Harbor is in town
fixing the roof on the Forsythe block.
The property of the late Mrs Craft
has been purchased by Mrs. Harriet
Munsell.
II. L. Gleason has shipped 10 carloads
of peaches from this place during the
past week.
Miss Nellie Goldman is in Holland
spending few days with her aunt, who
is in poor health.
Morgan Averill has purchased the
house and lot owned by Mrs. Forsythe
on Center street.
r. \. Zuver has returned from Ben
ton Harbor, where he has been taking
treatment for rheumatism.
Alex. Shaw and family returned to
their home in Lacota, Wednesday, after
two weeks visit here with friends.
Manley c. White, who took the school
census this year, reports 3i7 children of
school age, decrease of 10 pupils from
last year.
Will Traver started his vinegar works
Tuesday with capacity of 1000 bushels
of apples per day. He has about $500
bushels of apples now op hand.
The hall recently vacated by the Odd
fellows has been papered, painted and
otherwise fixed up. The Modern Wood
men society will occupy it in the future.
Chan. Thompson and his mother ar
rived here Friday from Seattle, Wash.
They bought the V. E. Manley shoe
store and took charge of the business
Tuesday.
Estimates ranging from 1000 to 1000,
in regard to the present population of
Hartford, are being made by citizens of
this place. A careful estimate brings
the number within the corporation limits
at about /, 100
good many people from here went
on the excursion to Bay View, Tuesday,
among whom were Messrs. and Mes
danes l.. p Walker, r.. w. Stickney, NJ.
Bennett, Dan. Nicols, G. Butcher and
Mrs. Hicks.
Tuesday afternoon, the through freight
on the Pere Marquette Il. r., while
switching, left part of the train on the
main track. An extra with the pile driv-
er coming from the south ran into the
cars, smashing the caboose and several
cars into kindling wood. The front part
of the engine was demolished. The trains
were delayed about three hours. The
fireman on the extra train was injured
quite badly.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

A G Runyan to A A Powell; lot IL blk
Napier's add South Haven; $3.50.
Carl Suhr to 4 K Napier and wife; lots
8 and 0 blk II G & Cos add South
Haven: $500.
w p Squier to Cora Squier; $ 30 a
sw a q South Haven; 81.
B ID Seeley to s b Monroe ct al; GO a
q n a 3 Geneva; 81 800.
q & Sterling ct al To X p Sherman and
wife: IS a Sc "a 22 South Haven;
1875.
A r Hotchkiss to Katharine Files; lots
and 2 blk 3 Napier's add South Haven
1915.
II w Goble ct al to Cordelia Gobe;
lot and pit lot blk pit lots 8 and 7
blk 8 lots |, A, D, 8 and pit lots 6 and 7
blk 3 Coolies add Gobleville, and par n
W II a 30 Pine Grove; $500.
Miner Thomas to j | Burbank: lands
on secs II and ~ Hartford; 81.
w S Lake to II w Burkholder and
wife; e a n " a "a Columbus; 800.
L. B Greenman to Alice Greenman; n
WI sw A,sw 4 sw "a % and "a n
W u 26 Decatur; 81.
G f Gilman to j G Horning and wife;
lots Z and 8 and a lots and 6 blk 10
ID q w add Paw Paw; 81 800.
Henry Goss to L E Parsons; = W
a 8 Covert; 1885.
United States to L G Sheldon; "a
13 South Haven.
United States to Jos Grant; - 80
Lawrence.
VIM Martin to o III DeWaters; 40 a
90 "a II Lawrence; $3.50.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

With local applications, as they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is
a blood or constitutional disease, and in
order to cure it you must take internal
remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken
internally and acts directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is not quack medicine. 1t
was prescribed by one of the best physi-
clans in this country for years, and is a
regular prescription. 1t is composed of
the best tonics known, combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results in
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials
free.
f. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price Toe.
Halls Family Pills are the best. m
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

Mrs. Brott ~ on the SICK list.
John Carter went to Covert last week,
accompanying his grandson home.
Mrs. Archie Phelps entertained three
of her brothers from Chicago, Sunday.
Vie Egelus has returned from South
Haven to help care for her mother, who
is ill.
Mrs. Asa Phelps and Minnie Phelps OF
Wisconsin are visiting their brothers
here.
Wilford Reid, principal of the Lacota
schools, has been i'll but is now able to
teach again.
Mrs. Geo. tile, who was taken to Chi
cago last week, is now very sick at the
home of Mrs. Frank Brooks.
w. G. Tyler has returned from Chi
cago, where he has been to visit his first
little grandson. His wife came back
with him.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
South Waverly.

Burton Barker of Hillsdale is visiting
at Geo Raymond's.
Dan Shea of Kalamazoo called on old
friends here one day last week.
Miss Anna Dillon returned recently
from an extended visit with friends at
Mt. Pleasant, Alma and Grand Rapids.
Will Smith had the misfortune to have
his hand badly lacerated while working
in his mill, necessitating amputation at
the first joint of three of his fingers.
Mrs. Will Shrine was quite seriously
injured one day last week. While driv-
ing down the Hungerford hill, the horse
stumbled and fell, throwing her violently
to the ground, so that she struck on her
head and shoulders. Fortunately, no
bones were broken.
About forty friends and nelghbors
gave Dave Chase and wife pleasant
surprise Friday evening of last week
Light refreshments were served, after
which they we're presented with nice
rocking chair as a reminder OF the occas
ion. All report an enjoyable time.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
MattaWan

VIM. Story has gone to Iowa, for the
winter.
Perley Switzerland and family of Port
age spent Sunday at VIM. Austn's.
n. j. Teed and son of Cadillac called
at Mrs. Hills on their return from the
G.. a. r.. encampment at Chicago
E. Upham and family of Williams
Crossing, and S. Hicks and family of
LeMars, Iowa, spent Sunday at Sprague
Wares
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
American worimen Bettered

Four years ago the workmen in any
iron and STEEL Industry in this country
had trouble in keeping jobs. even on
poor pay. because the workmen of
England and Germany supplied the
American market with most of what is
needed. Now the American workmen
in these industries not only supply the
market at home. but they compete
with workmen of England and Ger
many in their own markets.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

Margaret A. Van Ounnerson VS.. Edns
Hall: case.
Libbie Seeley vs.. Benton ID. Seeley
divorce.
The 7th day church of God VS.. the
conference of the church of God and
school district No. 2 of Bangor and Arl
ington; bill to enforce specific perform.
ance OF contract.
Jane A. Tanner VS.. Charles Y. Tanner;
divorce.
The people VS.. Charles ii. Rogers; vio-
lation of local option law.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Marriage Licenses.

G. ID. Burlingame, 20; Muriel Graves,
81, both of Lacota.
Frank w. Michener, 2S; Hattie M
Owen, "a =. buot of Chicago.
George Deitro, 4S, Covert; Minnie
Schultz, 36, Chicago.
Horace II. Macdonald, %, South Ha-
ven: Mary A. Morrison, %, Antwerp.
Ora Dixon, 30, Benton Harbor: Emma
Carpenter, Is, Decatur
j. n. Fuller, 20; Nettie Nj. Sutton, 10
both of Bangor
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
A Mfsnamed Trnin.

He had driven from a backwoods
hamlet to the station and after making
an inquiry Of the conductor boarded
the train for Philadelphia.
When well on the way, he stopped
the blue coated official and asked in
all seriousness:
I'm sorter hungry. VIII ye just tell
me where the eatin car is?"
There is none on this train," was the
answer. ats short run does not re-
quire it,
HUH grunted the questioner.
(Which OF yer keers is the one that We
jest loll around in an turn an twist
yer cheer any way ye please? Don't
imagine that because I've never went
railroadin afore / don't know all about
these things"
"You probably mean the Pullman.
We haven't any attached"
''Well, Dustin squashes, w'ere's yer
cigar stand, SOS l kin be buyin a weed
an lightin up?"
1--WE don't have such a thing, man."
"An ye've no place fer me ter git my
shoes shined, ter be sure?"
"No, sir"
Course I'd be crazy ter think ye
might have a barber lad aboardW
"We haven't any,"
The rural gentleman subjected the
conductor TO menacing scrutiny from
head to foot and back again; then he
drawled out in an angry, disappointed
tone Of voice:
"Well, sufferin cornmeal! thought
We said this wuz an accommodation
trainr'-Philadelphi Inquirer.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

How BRIGHT's DISEASE STARTS. lndi-
gestion, biliousness, blood poisoned with
urea and uric acid (Which should have
been excreted by the kidneys), rheuma-
tic pains in nerves and joints causing ir-
ritation of the kidneys, then pains over
the small of the back, mark sure ap-
proach of Bright's disease. Do not de-
lay in taking Foley's Kidney Cure, for it
makes the kidneys right. Take no sub
stitute. f.. b. Longwell. m
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
County and State.

The Southwestern Michigan Dental
association at st. Joseph elected the fol-
lowing officers; President, DR.. n. E..
Hooper, Decatur; vice president, DR.. f..
A. Honey, Kalamazoo; secretary, DR..
Clyde Johnson, Lawton; treasurer, DIR.
G.. Il. Burchfield, st. Joseph.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

No RELIEF FOR 20 YEARS. II had bron-
chits for 20 years" said Mrs. Minerva
Smith of Danville, ILL.,, land at times
have been bedfast. never got relief un-
til had taken Foley's Honey and Tar.
1t is pleasant and gives quick relief, and
is sure cure for throat and lung dis
eases" Take nothing else. f. B. Long
we'll IN
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Hoostinn Himself.

Two years ago Editor Hearst, of the
Bryanistic New York Journal, the San
Francisco Examiner and the Chicago
American. was shrilling TO Nail the
flag to the mast in the Philippines" +"
What has come over Willie's dreams?
The paramount issue with him is TO
run riot about anything that will
create circulation. Much he cares at
heart for Bryan or Organism.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

Have you sense of fullness in the re-
gion of your stomach after eating? III so
you will be benefited by using Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. They
regulate the bowels too. Price 25c. Sold
by Longwell Bros. III
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Olin Family Annual Excursion

OiIf Utility AIN tIeII tACUITbIOH
To Cleveland, o., and Buffalo, n. Y, will
run over the Lake Shore e. Michigan
Southern Ry., Tuesday, October 2.
Special train will leave Kalamazoo at
1040 a. m., running through without
change. Fare to Cleveland and return
S675; Buffalo 50. Tickets good 80 days.
Particulars from ticket agents, or by
writing to w. S. Brown. L. p. A., Hills.
dale, Mich, G. S. Rogers, G.. A., 7 Fort
ST., Detroit, Mich. or w. w. Olin, Kala-
mazoo, Mich. [72t4
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Alnlena.

\ severe wind storm struck this place
Tuesday evening, doing considerable
damage to corn fields and farm property
Erastus Buell. celebrated his Seth birth
day at his home last Sunday. An elegant
dinner was served to about 60 relatives
and friends. There were present of his
family children, Is grandchildren and
| great grandchild
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Working Night and Day.

The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. These pills change weakness
into strength, listlessness into energy,
brain-fag into mental power. They're
wonderful in building up the health. 25c.
per box. Sold by Longwell Bros. m
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

ln India, the land of famine, thousands
die because they cannot obtain food. In
America, the land of plenty, many suffer
and die because they cannot digest the
food thcy eat. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
digests what you eat. 1t instantly re-
leves and radically cures all stomach
troubles. f.. b. Longwell If
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

HALF THE WORLD Is IN DARKNESS as to
the cause of their i'll health. Ii they
would start to treat their kidneys with
Foley's Kidney Cure, the WEAKNESS of
body and mind, backache, headache and
rheumatic pains would disappear. E.
b. Longwell IN
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

IL had running sore on my leg for
years." writes Mrs. Jas. Forest of Chip.
pewa Falls, Wis, land spent hundreds
of dollars in trying to get it healed. Two
boxes of Banner Salve entirely cured it
e. Il. Longwell. n
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Our Local Markets.

FoLEY's KIDNEY CURE is pure medi-
cine, and contains in concentrated form,
remedies recognized by the most skillful
of the medical profession as the most eff
fective agents for the cure of kidney and
bladder diseases. +. B. Longwell. m
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

A good many consumptives would be
cured and the worst cases confronted and
relieved by using Foley's Honey and Tar.
Suggest it to those afflicted. You should
do this as friend. f. b. Longwell IN
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
"a Shocking Calamity

Lately befell railroad laborer," writes
DIR. A. Kellett, of Williford, Ark His
foot was badly crushed, but Bucklen's
Arnica Salve quickly cured him. It's
the worlds champion healer. Cure guar
anteed. 25c. Sold by Longwell Bros. IN
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
To Cure "a Cold In one Day

Take Laxative Bromo Qunine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it fails
to cure. f.. w. Groves signature is on
each box 25c.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

Scratch, scratch, scratch; unable to at
tend to business during the day or sleep
during the night. Itching piles, horrible
plague. Doan's Ointment cures. Never
fails. At any drug store, 50c.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

Ulcers, open or obstinate sores, scalds
and piles, quickly cured by Banner Salve,
the most healing medicine in the. world.
T.. B. Longwell. m
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
HAM AND

She-I wonder why unsuccessful act
ors are called hams"
He-ProbCbly bee. use they are often
served with eggs.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

You will never find any other pill so
prompt and SO pleasant as DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Risers. f.. b. Longwell. If
The true northerner., 1900-09-14

The wolf in the fable puts on sleeps
clothing because if he travelled on his
own reputa lion he couldn't accomplish
his purrose. Counterfeits of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve couldn't sell their
worthless salves on their own merits, so
they put them in boxes and wrappers like
DeWitts. Look out for them. Take
only DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. It
cures piles and all skin diseases. f. b
Longwell. u
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
MARIE.

Bad blood and digestion are deadly
enemies to good health. Burdocl Blood
Bitters destroys them.
The true northerner., 1900-09-14
Too Primitive.

"No, Maria; can't go TO church until
l possess a high hat and a frock coat"
Nonsense. Think of the primitive
fathers of the faith and their humble
altars."
II should think you'd blush to men,
ton them, Maria. If went to church
as a primitive father, they'd send me
home in an organ pipe."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.