The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-06-29

Levi Wagner, of Sterling is prob
ably the unluckliest farmer In Kansas
this year. He has Il mule colt with
six feet.
This peculiar fact is announced.
that the new Katy depot at Parsons
will be built of CotIeyville brick, made
at Cherryvale.
The Salina council is investigating.
the charge that its police force "spend
too much money for hack hire aud
draw too much for killing dogs"
All the employees of the Neodesha.
creamery, to say nothing about the
farmers and COWS, struck for the har-
vest fields and the creamery was
closed.
This having a chip on one'si
shoulder is always dangerous. A
Galena miner is laid up with broken
shoulder from the falling of chip of
zinc ore on him while working in q
mine.
The report comes from Minnesota
that the spring wheat in that section
will make but a half or third of a
crop. This is a calamity which will
draw the sympathy of the Kansas
farmers in their prosperity.
Topeka Capital: In Kansas 427
Democrats fell dead when they read
Bill Sapp's declaration to the effect
that Kansas headquarters at the Dem
ocratc national convention would be
run strictly on the prohibition plan.
Noting the evidences of early piety
among the young married men of
Winfield, the Courier says: Before
marriage a young man some times
gives his sweetheart a lock of his
hair: after his marriage she some
times helps herself
The only advantage for having a
sleepy police force like the one Lawr-
ence maintains is that if they ever
make raid people are taken by sur
prise and caught. The last spas
motto semi-annual awakening gather
ed in twenty gamblers.
A Kansas City jockey landed an
Ottawa girl under the matrimonial
wire before the Ottawa brother arrived
but when the brother came up he
landed on the Jockey. The Jockey inn
mediately became sulk and his wiley
bridled, both saddling the blame on
the brother.
The people of Eureka built beauti-
full 5000 stone arch bridge over creek
but the water wouldn't flow under it
properly or the roadway work right
until r. w. Hoch had GRATED on the
bridge. When it comes to oratory
Hoch is brick tit to adorn the top Of
any structure.
a Beloit man went to St. Louis and
Rsg.h n 90 Fl,.,,, IL. 4
mite exploded under the car and the
bricks went through the window he
crawled under a seat and was quite
comfortable until two fat women
crawled into the same retreat and sat
on him. He no longer fears the ter
rors of cyclone.
The Wichita Eagle, noting that
Bryan publicly denies having written
letter to Aguinaldo, and remember
ing that Bryan has spoken in heart
felt tones of sympathy for the Fill
pinos, says Would it be any worse
for Bryan to write a letter to Agui-
naldo than it was for him to help the
cause of the rebels in public speeches d?
Should the Democratic leader be
ashamed of having written letter
to the George Washington of the
Philippines ~
A pretty story which will help to
keep hope eternally springing in the
young male Kansas breast comes from
FIT. Scott. II is to the effect that G..
b. Hammond, son OF General Super
intendent II. II. Hammond, of the X
c., Ft. Scott " Memphis Il. r.. and
Miss Barrett, daughter of a Butte,
Montana, millionaire have married
Hammond "a
Ark, and married her clandestinely.
Her folks kicked and his father did
also and assigned the youth to a posi-
ton under a section boss. Later the
young man was promoted to second
man in charge of IA grade cutting crew
on the line and Mr.. and Mrs. Ham
mond are living in box car, happy
as birds.