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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

'S "iNN
saw her looking at
me. I gave only a quick glance atker
that time, but her face haunted me all
Gay long as | sat at my desk; it kept
coming between my eyes and my work,
blotting out every idea and thought of
what l was working on. | would try
TO drive it away, and for the moment
would succeed, but it. was only for !,
moment, for it would come dancing
back with all it's vision of loveliness-
those deep-blue eyes and that dainty
mouth with it's rosebud lips; a mouth
that seemed made for nothing harsher
than violets to touch; and that hair,
as she wore it that morning, in little
waves that rippled down on either side
of her brow from the parting in the
middle.
I couldn't remember very well how
she was dressed, as l did not look at
her long enough; but her face, that
/ remembered well enough to be able
easily to identify her if l should meet
her on the street.
l looked for her when I went to
lunch, hoping that l might meet her,
but while l saw hundreds of faces, hers
was not among them.
/ left the Office earlier that evening,
and as | began to near Palmer's | looked
to catch a glimpse of her should she
happen to be there-Palmer's, by the
way, is a fashionable ladies' garment
maker, and so l thought she might
have to be there again to attend to tile
memorable demands of her dressmaker.
AS I hurried on, l almost trod on a
newsboy who was calling out his papers,
and l jostled against an elderly man
who was carrying a paper parcel with
sufficient force to cause him to drop the
burden. With profuse apologies l
stopped and picked it up for him. He
received my overtures with much calm
ness, looking over his glasses, and
screwing up his mouth till the little
lines that radiated across his shaver
upper lip made it look like a miniature
aurora borealis. Then l continued my
headlong flight and soon l was oppo-
site Palmer's.
looked up. Sure enough, there she
stood, looking down at the street. l
watched her, but she did not seem to
change her position. ] stayed as long
as / dared, for l knew the magnetic eff
feet on the passers-by when one stops
to look at anything intently, and l was
jealous enough not to want anyone else
to look at her.
I did not remain long; 1 crossed the
street and turned for one more look
this time I SO far forgot myself as to
stand there for some time, and pres
emily the ~by-passers, noticing my ear
nest gaze, began to look, and then stop
and watch the other side of the street,
to try to discover at what l was look
ing so intently. Suddenly my reverie
was broken by the voice of a rather
fast-looking young man: "She's a
peach, that girl over there" That
brought me to my senses. I wanted to
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
This increased the mystery. But 7

This increased the mystery. But ]
would solve it soon.
AS o o as the performance was over
] went to the stage door where all the
participants of the evening would leave
the theater. | waited on the opposite
side of the street for her to appear. |
crossed and stood under the lamp that
lighted the sidewalk dimly around the
door. One or two who | wa almost
sure were she passed out into the wait
ing hacks, but still | did not feel fully
satisfied. 1t was growing very late
and | was chilly from the damp air
that was drifting in from the harbor.
Presently the j~anitor came and turned
out the light and all was darkness. The
last hack had rolled away some min
utes before-evidently all were out who
went that way-and, foiled in my
search, ! turned homeward once more.
The next day | felt angry with her;
angry for no cause of hers, but angry
because l had been prevented from
meeting her. | did not care to hang
about Palmer's, nor did | have any eX-
cllse to take me in there. / thought, !
will not go by Palmer's this morning;
l will not look for her face: | will stop
before | get too far.
That morning | went to my work by
another route. | saw new things and
met new faces, and arrived at my office
without having once thought of her.
But all day while at my desk, ! kept
feeling that the day had not been prop
erly begun, and | counted the hours till
the time should come when | would be
free to go home and go past her again.
Again my plans were changed, this
time through no agency of mine, for as
l was leaving the Office, | saw in his
charming little carriage my friend
Knowles, who, seeing me, refined in and
said: Here, old man, let me drive you
home. Jump in here. l won't take
NO for an answer" So | got in beside
him and we rode homeward by another
route.
"Old boy" said Knowles, you are not
looking yourself; what's the matter
with you, are you in love?"
mo, l guess not" / replied, anyway
l have no reason to be; l don't know
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
AT THE THEATER.

any of the girls in the Office, not even The
typewriter girl, and the only ones
meet during the day are the walters:
but l am not in love with them"
you speak as though there was F;
bare possibility of your being in love
after all; now what and who is it? Tel
me about it. A fault confessed is hal
redressed, and in this case you may fee
easier if you have some one to tell it to
and to talk with about her.
mo" l protested, 81 an not in love
I don't know any-woman, l say"
"Well, that may all be, but you car
be in love with women you don't know
found l was almost at my last ditch
so l said: "Well, to tell the plain facts
l have seen a woman whom ! admire
She is beautiful OF form and face, and
though have not been very neal her
nor heard her speak, still, l believe ]
a see in her face her whole character
and l believe she is a beautiful woman
in every of the word"
where have you seen her?"
"1n Palmer's."
"Palmer's. Where's that? Not the
ladies' tailor, is it?" he exclaimed, in
some surprise.
"Yes, l began to think she works
there; but that don't make any diff.
ference, does it?"
ooh, no, l suppose not. Love will &c
where it is sent, if it is out of the win.
dow, but ! don't think | know her. Let's
drive round by there and we may see
her"
l was only too delighted at the pros
pect of seeing her, and we soon came
near Palmer's. We were both on the
lookout for my divinity. Fortune
favored us-there she stood. l reveled
in the nearer glances, while Knowles
snickered and then laughed loudly.
"Oh, oh, l thought l knew her. lou
fool! that's the wax-face lay figure they
fit and display dresses over."-Boston
Rudpet
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
DOES 1T PAY TO BIJY CHEAP?

A cheap remedy for coughs and colds
is all right, but you want something
that will relieve and cure the more Sc.
we're and dangerous results of throat
and lung troubles. What shall you do
Go to a warmer and more regular eli
mate? Yes, if possible; If not possible
for you, then in either case take the on
ly remedy that has been introduced in
all civilized countries with success In
severe throat and Ing troubles, Bosch
ee's German Syrup" 1t not only heals
and stimulates the tissues to destroy
the germ disease, but allays inflam-
nation, causes easy expectoration,
gives a good nights rest, and sures the
patient. Try one bottle. Recommended
many years by all druggists in the
world. For sale by Ireland's Pharm-
acy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

To remove a troublesome corn or bum
ion: First soak the corn or bunion in
warm water to soften 1t, then pare it
down as closely as possible without
drawing blood and apply Chamberlain's
Pain Balm twice daily; rubbing vigor-
ously for five minutes at each applica-
ton. A corn plaster should be worn for
a few days to protect 1t from the shoe.
Az a general liniment for sprains,
bruises lameness and rheumatism.
Pain Balm ID unequaled. For sale by
"A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
THE DEVELOPMENT OF GENIUS.

When Jimmy was a little boy
He's now jes' ~twenty-one-
His parents talked with constant joy
About their hopeful son.
His mother said that Jim would be
A parson good an true;
His father kinder lowed tibet he
In law would better do.
His %gran'pap said he'd give the press
An in~telleckchul feast:
His gran'ma shifted an put her guess
On president at least.
The ~neighbors had opinions free.
Some booked i'm fur finance.
An others said he'd git ter be
A gineral with the chance.
An still we're waitin' anxiously,
An still it's even bets,
Fur Jim's done nethin' yet, We see.
But Jes' smoke cigarettes.
washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
A Village Blacksmith Saved His Little
Sons Life.

Mr.. H. H.. Black, the well-known viii
lage blacksmith at Grahamville, Sulli-
van Co., N. Y, says: "Our little son, 6
years old, has always been subject to
Group, and so bad have the attacks been
that we feared many times that he
would die. We have had the doctor and
used many medicines, but Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is now our sole re-
lance. 1t seems to dissolve the tough
mucus and by giving frequent doses
when the croupy syptoms appear we
have found that the dreaded Group is
cured before it gets settled" There is
no danger in giving this remedy, for it
contains no opium or other injurious
drug, and may be given as confidently
to a babe as to an adult. For sale by
A, C, Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

For three days and nights I suffered
agony untold from an attack of cholera
morbus brought on by eating cucum-
bers," says M. E. Lowther, clerk Of the
district court, Centerville, Iowa. II
thought should surely die, and tried a
dozen different medicines, but all to no
purpose. l sent for a bottle of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy and three doses relieved me en-
tirely." This remedy is for sale by A.
c.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

When you cannot sleep for coughing,
it Is hardly necessary that any one
should tell you that you need a few
doses of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to allay the irritation of the throat and
make sleep possible. 1t is good. Try 1t.
For sale by A. G.. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

Il have used Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and FIND
it to be a great medicine" says Mr.. E.
S. Phipps, of Poteau, Ark. 1T cured
me of bloody iux. 1 cannot speak toe
highly of it." This remedy always wins
the good opinion, if not praise, of those
who use it. The quick cures which il
effects even in the most severe cases
make it a favorite everywhere. For sale
by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

When you have no appetite, do not
relish your food and feel dull after eat
ing, you may know that you need a dose
of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. 1rice, Is cents. Samples free
at A. C. IL land's drug stnre.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

Large u spots. astronomers say
caused the extreme heat this summer,
and doctors declare nearly all the pros
trations were induced by disorders Of
the stomach. Good health follows good
digestion. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure d.
gests what you eat. If you have lndi-
gestion or dyspepsia it will quickly re-
lieve and permanently cure you. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

The progressive nations Of the world
are the great food consuming nations.
Good food well digested gives strength.
II you cannot digest all you eat, you
need Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It digests
combined with the best known tonics
and re~constructives. It will even digest
all classes OF foods In a bottle. No 9TH
er preparation will do this. It instantly
relieves and quickly cures all stomach
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

The emergency bags sent by a church
society to Kansas soldiers in the Phil
ippines contained among the necessities
a box Of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve,
the we'll known cur for piles, injuries
and skin diseases. The ladies took care
to obtain the original DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, knowing that all the coun-
t~erfeits are worthless. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
Discretion

"Why have you given up practicing
on the flute?"
Il understand the man who moved
into the fiat directly across from ours
used to be one of the best amatuer box.
ers in the state Chicago Times
Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets cure b%iliousness, constipation
and headache. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. For sale by A.
c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

81 wouldn't miss the horse show for
anything"
care you a good Judge of horses?"
"No; but I'm a good judge of pretty
frocks.'-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
Incomplete instruction.

"Here's a sermon on How to bring
men to church."
''Does it say anything about how to
keep men awake in courch after you
get them there?"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
Good Boy, Stylesy.

Bass-Styles' wife is terribly plain and
she does not appear to possess any com
pensating attractions. And yet Styles
evidently thinks the world of ner.
F~ogg-Styles is an odd stick. When
he was a schoolboy he was actually fond
OF mental arithmetic Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
What He Died OF.

~ hear Jimmie Murphy is dead,'
observed Mrs. Cornin, leaning over the
back yard fence.
she is that" said Mrs. Toomey.
"And PLAT did he die avg"
'He died iv a Chusdah. buffalo
News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
Possible.

"Here," said the Observant Boarder,
who had a newspaper in his hand, sis a
writer who asserts that odors can cause
deafness"
swell added the cross eyed boarder,
"musk is pretty loud."-Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
Question of the Dav.

"Adele," said che fond mother" is
reaching the age where a girl naturally
thinks of marriage"
''True," replied the father regretfully;
''but do you think we can afford a SON
in-law?'-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
A Variation of the Loot.

"That friend of mine in the British
army sent me a keg OF Chinese wine
that he looted in Pekin. The stuff
was half water"
Evidently diluted!"-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

Lord Brougham once used a pen.
name. 1t was only when publishing
his thoughts ION the Aristocracy,"
when he selected the homely appella.
ton Of Isaac Tompkins."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
DISCERNING Woman

He-I point out your faults because I
love you.
She-Nonsense! II you really loved me
you would think my faults we're excel
lencies. Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
DYSPEPSIA CAN Be CURED BY USING

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
rs cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
ANSWERED..

Yes, August Flower still has the larg-
est sale of any medicine in the civilized
world. Your mothers and grand
mothers never thought of using any
thing else for Indigestion or biliousness.
Doctors were scarce, and they seldom
heard Of appendicitis, nervous prostra-
ton or heart failure, etc. They used
August Flower to clean out the system
and stop fermentation of i~ndigested
food. regulate the action Of the liver,
stimulate the nervou and organic &C.
ton of the system, and that Is all they
took when feeling dull and bad with
headaches and other aches. You only
need a few doses of Green's August
Flower, in liquid form. to make you sat
isfled there Is nothing serious the mat
ter with you. For sale by Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

DeWitt's Little Early RJsers are
prompt, palatable. pleasant, powerful.
purifying little pills. Ireland's Phar-
many
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. U
Much Loss a Waiter.

II wanted Skinner to put a penny in
the slot and see how much he weighed
but he wouldn't do it,"
mo, of course not. That man Is toe
stingy to tip the scales."-Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
That Recent Corner.

"Somebopy says that Sir Thomas
Upton has embarked on the chOppy
sea of speculation"
"Pork-choppy, of course.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
As She Remembered HIM

Mr.. Skimmerhorn Gas the participants
in the debate became personaD-I was
a laundering fool when asked you to
marry me!
Mrs. Skimmerhorn-Well, you looked
it, dear.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
Their Difference of Onin;on

Meeks-Enpeck says that he has at
last discovered a difference of opinion
between himself and his wife.
Weeks-Yes; she thought one way and
he thought she thought another.-Chi-
cago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
The stalwart Brand.

"Simpson is my kind Of a Democrat"
"What kind is that?"
"Why, he gets madif you ask him If
he voted for Bryan. indianapolis
journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
Lis Explanation.

Prince Ching. Why doesn't the En-
peror bow to the inevitable?
III Hung Chang. | think he has the
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

STOPS THE COUGH
AND WORKS OFF THE COLD.
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a
cold in one day. No Cure, no Pay. Price
rs cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
Valuable information.

Heres a magazine article that viii
just suit you"
"What is it entitIcd?"
"Home-Made Christmas Presents, and
How to Slide Out of Them. Chicago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

When you want a Pleasant physic try
the new remedy, Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are easy
to TAKE and pleasant in effect. Price, rs
cents. Samples free at Ireland's drug
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

"She thinks she sings like an angel
but notice it is the listeners who
fly"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
The Divorce Docket

why do you cali Judge Sunder's divi.
sion the rummage court?"
Because all the work is with ~cast-oil
marriages"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
When winter comes the vital forces of
nature are low, and the tree stands like

a ~olitary
monument to
the dead sum-
mer. In the
winter of life,
active men
experience a
similar lower
ring of vital
ity, In some
the effect is
startling.
they loose
their grip on
life. TIL
seem like
monuments of
a buried past.
At this crisis
there is need
of a medicine
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

The most dainty and effective pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Rlsers.
They are unequalled for all liver and
bowel troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

Poisonous

FOlSOnOuS tOadStOOIS reSembling
mushrooms have caused frequent
deaths this year.. Be sure to use only
the genuine. Observe the same care
when you ask for DeWitt's Witch Ha-
Eel Salve. There are poisonous coun-
terfeits. DeWitt's is the only original
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is a safe and
certain cure for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

You can spell 1t cough, colt. caugh,
kauf, kaff, kough, or kaugh, but the on
ly harmless remedy that quickly cures
1t Is One Minute Cough Cure. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money If 1t
fails to cure. 3. w. Groves signature
Is on each box, rs cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
"A Champion

Miss Pinkerly-Don't you think, Mr..
Tutter, that Miss Van Antler is a beau.
tiful girl?
Young Tutter-Yes, Miss Clara. But
you were NO doubt just as beautiful at
her age.-Detroit FIR, g Press.
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any Ease of
coughs, colds OF GROUP. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

Tor sprains, sWellings and lameness
there is nothing so good as Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Try it. For sale by
A, c., Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
AT b staeple Chase.

She-Did you notice whether Ernst
cleared the ditch?
He-Oh, yes. He cleared it before his
horse did.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
ACQUIRED Kinship.

Hopper-How many sisters have you
Pop?
Poprer-One so baptised and about {
dozen self-ordained.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
Her Fart of the Picture.

To prevent consumption quickly cure
throat and lung troubles with One Min
ute Cough Cure, Ireland'S Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache, Pains In various parts
jof the body. Sinking at the pit of the
stomach, Loss Of appetite, Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences Of impure blood. No matter
how 1t became 50. 1t must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has new failed to cure
Scrofulous or syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. It is certainly a
wonderful remedy, and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale ut Tfscher's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
Decorative, But Unbusinesslike

That young woman wants a place il
this office"
What can she do?"
"She says she can make lovely choco
late creams and %Battenberg lace."-In
dianapolis journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND pERmA

nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
Can See a Joke.

Watts-Don't tell me an Englishmar
has no sense of humor or can't see a
joke.
Potts-lt is now up to you to prove it.
WattS-Well, | have told an English
acquaintance of mine the same Joke Ia
times and he likes it better every time.
-Indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
As the Count Understood.

He-You climbed re Matterhorn? Eat
was a great foot.
She-Great feat, you mean, count.
He-Ah! Zen you climbed him more
as once!-Punch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

George Winglebat, your brazen man
ner cannot deceive me-"
"Brazen, m'dear! No sush thing. It's
tinny, m'dear tinny. Been BLOWN big
tin lection horn. Thass all. "-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
When you feel that life ID hardly
worth the candle take q dose Of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
They will cleanse your stomach, tone up
your liver and regulate your bowels,
yrak!ng you feel like q new man. For
.e.. ~ A. c. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

II know more about your ancestors,
Tenny, than you do"
That's not surprising, Virginia; guess
you chummed with them,'
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
THE GIRL AT PALMER'S.
BY JOHN s.

L all began ore
morning in April.
hen | was going
down town to my
office, | happened
to look up at Palm
er's window and