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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
OUT.

Dull Headache. Pains In various parts
Of the body, Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach. Loss Of appetite. Fevsrish-
ness. Pimples or Sores are al positive
evidences Of impure blood. No matter
how It became 20. It must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
scrofulous or syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. It ID certainly .
wonderful remedy, and we sell every
bottle on q positive guarantee.
For sale 1T Ttscher's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
DOES IT PAY TO BUY CHEAP

DOES 1T PAY TO BUY CHEAP"
A cheap remedy for coughs and colds
Is all right. but you want something
that will relieve and cure the more Sc
we're and dangerous results Of throat
and lung troubles. What shall you do?
Go to a warmer and more regular cli-
mate? Yes, If possible; II not possible
for you, then in either case take the on
~ remedy that has been introduced In
all civilized countries with success In
severe throat and Ing troubles. Bosch
ee's German Syrup" It not only heals
and stimulates the tissues to destroy
the germ disease. but allays inflam-
nation, causes easy expectoratton,
gives q good nights rest, and sures the
patient. Try one bottle. Recommended
many years by all druggists in the
world. For sale by Ireland's Pharm-
acy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Sisters Qpiniou

Indianapolis News. "They say" said
her mother, that many so-called kid
gloves are made from monkey SKINS"
WELL" said the slangy young wo-
man, idly watching her little brother
hanging by his heels from the limbs Of
a shade tree, 1T does not seem i'm
probable. l know Of no two things
more alike than a monkey and a kid"
1t will surprise you to experience the
benefit obtained by using the dainty
and famous little pills known as De-
Wits Little Early Risers. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29

Through the months of June and
July our baby was teething. and took q
running of of the bowels and sickness
of the stomach" says o. p. M. Holiday,
of Deming, Ind. Ills bowels would
move from five to eight times a day. I
had a bottle Of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy in the
house. and gave him four drops in a
t~easpoonful of water, and he got better
at~nce." Sold by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Relief.
years.

Judge. Mrs. Ickeold-Do you drink
rum?
Mr.. William Walker-Ah, w'ot a re-
lief it is to listen to a sensible Ques-
ton like dat. All de society ladies I
meet has such a monotonous way O.
sayin', do you play golf?' Have you
met de prince?' Are you off fer de
Paris expersition?" Do I drink rum?
Sure, lady. Have you a bottle on your
hino
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Very Difficult.

Washington Star. 1.-THE Chinese Ian
guage is a very difficult study"
1T u.s. answered the distinguished
Oriental, with large round spectacles.
You have to be very careful in translat-
ing it, as the slightest difference may
wholly change the meaning Of a phrase.
You must study for many years be-
fore you can hope to make even an
approximate translation"
Yes was the answer with a sigh,
land after that you've got to know all
about the personal and political his
tory of the man who sends it, together
with his present ambition and mo-
tives, before you can tell whether to
believe a word of it."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29

Chinese are dangerous enemies, for
they are treacherous. That's why all
counterfeits of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve are dangerous. They look like
DeWitt's, but instead of the all-healing
witch hazen they all contain ingredi-
ents liable to irritate the skin and cause
blood-poisoning. For piles, injuries and
skin diseases use the original and gen
uine DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Ire
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
HuAY.

Busy.
1t Is first a nomination over which he has
to fret,
And next It's on election that his ardent
hopes are set,
And when he gets elected and there's no.
where else to climb,
He hustles to be chosen for the place an
other time.
In the mids of all these duties which a
statesman cannot shirk
You wonder where he gets the time to DE-
his Office work.
-WashinRton Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Why He Was Proud.

Magistrate Ito prisoner)-You are
charged with beating your wife.
Prisoncr-Yes, yer honor, an I'm
proud of it.
Magistrate-Proud Of it?
Prisoner-Because. yer honor, she
weighs 20 pound more'n me.-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Always Alive.

Cleveland Plain Dealer. New Fore
man-Little short of copy, sir.
Editor-Don't you know the standing
rule Of the office?
New Foreman-No, sir; what Is it?
Editor-When short Of copy always
run the portrait Of the dowager m
press of China.
When you wanta modern, up-to-date
physic try Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. Price. Is cents.
Samples free at Ireland's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
The Mystery Solved.

She smiles. Has frowning grie
With bonds Of iron bound her?
Has care a long, lean finger raised,
To cast some spell around her?
Has one so young the lesson learned,
That true love Is oft betrayed?
All. no! She never smiles because
Her front teeth are decayed.
Chicago Daily News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Unnecessary.

Mrs. Hiram Offen-Dinah, Ihope you
didn't forget to wash the fab before
you put it in to bake.
New Servant-Mah Lam! .Whut fur
All gwine wash a fish dat's a-libin' in
de wahtah all hits life? - Catholic
Standard and Times.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Strategy.

Mr.. Dolan, as he looked at the big hotel
building, IF I how ty live in a place like
that, gimme the top flure. Then in case
any Nv the rices laves go the felly on
the ground flure how ty bear the brunt
iv it,"
But tink av the DROP" said his
%neighbor.
ut 'ud be terrible. But I'd chance it.
I've had experience, an when there's
any kind Of a gettin' together I invar-
ably want ty be the man that hits
first"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Mans Duty to Himself.

Indianapolis News. Watts-I'm hav-
ing a pretty tough time keeping up my
reputation as a wise man these days.
Potts-As to how?
why, my wife makes me pronounce
all those foreign names in the dis
patches"
But you don't know how to pro-
nounce Them"
"Of course, I don't; but what has that
to do with 1t? When q mans wife
wants information it is his duty to
supply it, amt it,"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
The Poet.

Sir, said the Long Haired One indig-
nantly to the editor, the poet is born.
Oh, is he? retorted the editor. Well,
I'm darned sorry he is. But this isn't
the place where they take in the birth
notices. You 60 on down stairs to the
business office. Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
He Did Not Count.

"How many free lunches have you
had this week. S~nodgrass?" asked
Skidmore.
"Sir," replied Shdmore, q" am a
lunch eater, not a lunch COUNTER
Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Proved.

Patient - Look here; you've taken
out the wrong tooth. This one il per-
fectly sound.
Dentists Assistant (triumphantly)-
And you d%istrusted my ability to take
out even a loose one!-N. Y. World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
The Only Helm.

ones self beautiful" said the caller,
"and l have come for your advice and
assistance. What can you suggest in
my case?" The dermatologist studied
the face before her and shook her head.
1.-The only possible help for you, ma
dam," she said, will be a reincarna-
tiOn,'
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
His Blank DESPAIR,

Speaking of the races, wasn't it the
two-mile dash, free-tor-all, that Binks
lost all his money on?
Yes. Why?
Nothing, only l rember he used about
q two-mile dash In expressing himself
after it was over.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29

Aunt Dinah-Whatfoah you weahs
brack, Deacon Ebony? You am not a
widOwer.
Deacon Ebony-I is economical,
honey. One brush do me foah . hat
brush, ha'r brush, clothes bruah, shoe
brush and flesh brush.-N. Y. Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Poor WNAAnl

"Mrs. Jones has become an inhdel-
an unbeliever."
"Yes, she listened to so many stories
from her husband, explaining his late
hours, that she lost faith in every
thing!-N. Y. World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Sure Sign.

THAT horrid Maud has been gossip-
ing about me-"
"How do you know"
'She kissed me twice when va met
to-dAy."-Stray Stories.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
If "coming events cast their shadows
before" those shadows on the blind

presage a we'd
ding in h e
near future.
The young
lady may even
be ''all ready"
to marry, that
is, she thinks
S h e call
ready for her
tro S S e a us
prepared, the
"Trip" h a S
been planned,
and the house
picked out and
Staveruthiuo "
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29

Mothers indorse it, children like it,
old folks use it. We refer to One Min
ute Cough Cure. 1t will quickly cure all
throat and lung troubles. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
A Cautious Verdict.

Do you consider conversation a lost
art?
Well, there's too much talking done
by ~talkative people, and to little talking
done by people who don't talk.-Chica.
60 Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
His Liberal Policy.

l believe in taking some things for
granted.
Yes; when you lent me the novel you
said was so delightful noticed that the
leaves were not cut.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29

The quicker you stop a cough or cold
the less danger there will be Of fatal
lung troubles. One Minute Cough Cure
is the only harmless remedy that gives
immediate results. You will like it.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Little Too Rare.

Guest lin cheap restaurant)-Here
waiter! What kind Of soup Is this?
Waterfall I'm chicken soup, sab.
Guest-Well, take 1t back and ask
the cook to coax the chicken to wade
through it just once more.-Chicago
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Good Case.

Indianapolis News. Dismal Dawson
I wanter prefer charges on this here
cop fer robbery.
His Honor-How much did you lose?
million dollars. An I didn't have
a chance to spend a cent of it when
he comes along an soaked me on the
feet an woke me up,"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any case Of
coughs, colds or Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. Is cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Reversinr the proce...

HE might have been drunk or just
having a fit," said the copper. II own
to a doubt and couldn't determine the
least little bit, though I cudgeled his
brains to find out."-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Perishable.

What ais Mrs. Miggs?
She says she spent the whole after
moor making that cake and the family
gobbled it up in fifteen minutes.-Chica-
20 Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Coming East
READ Up
HICAGO-CALIFORNlA LINE.

No. | carries through Pullman and Tourist seepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco; Dining cars, Chicago to Kansas City ana
Bakersfield to Stockton; Free Chair cars Chicago to California. yg
No. II carries free chair car Kansas City to FL Paso and Pullman Sleep
er Kansas City to City of Mexico.
No. ss carries through sleeper City of Mexico to Kansas City, on No. 2
from La Junta, free chair car Ell Paso to La Junta. FL
No. 2 carries Pullman and tourist seepers Los Angeles n fran
cisco to Chicago, also free chair car and Pullman sleeper through to Don
yer, Colorado Springs and Pueblo via La Junta. 20
For time tables, Information and literature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address, H. $. LuTz, Agent,
w. G. BLACK, G. p. A., Topeka, Kas. Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Not Just What He Meant.

"Her face" he said, desiring to voice
his admiration of her frankness and
honesty, lis like an open book"
"Yes," replied her dearest friend,
"she does talk a good deal."-Chicago
Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29

Patrice-I told VIII If he kissed me
I'd scream.
Patience-And what did he say7
"Oh. he said he thought l had . very
musical scream."-Yonkers Statesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
How It Was.

Did he marr-her for her money?
No, he married her money in spite of
it.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Next to His Worst Habit

"Your husband, I presume, like many
other men, is addicted to the coffee
habit?"
Eyes, but I don't mind that as much
as I do his Glove habit."-Chicago Trib-
nnR.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Quicker.

He-Now, if you want money while
you are away, dear, just write for it.
She-What's the matter with tele-
graphing?-N. Y. World
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND pERmA.

OIVN ANU FEHMN.
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and Indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
DiuestS what YOU eat.
Conceit of Man.

We women, this psychologist says, re-
member our dreams more wildly than
men remember theirs.
OF course, my dear. You know you
have us men to dream about.-Chicago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29

You will never find any other pills 80
prompt and so pleasant as DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. Ireland's Fhar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
A Determined Fellow.

Judge: ~Tom-Ferdy has proposed to
May ten times.
Ethel-Won't take yes for an answer,
T S]IpnoSQ?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
1t Looks SusDiciOu..

Il believe you have been secretly mar
ried to young Mr.. Noodle" cried the
irate father.
How ridiculous!" replied his daugh-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
Inexhausdble.

Washington Star. "He may be a lit
tie tedious at times, but his fund of
information is inexhaustible."
YES" answered Miss Cayenne,
there's no doubt of it. He takes so
much time to tell every little fact that
there is nc danger Of the supply ever
giving out"
What most people want is something
mild and gentle, when in need Of a
physic. Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets fill the bill to a dot. They
are easy to take and pleasant in effect.
For sale by A. C. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29

"Ah, so youah name is Gawge; named
after Gawge Washington, 1 suppose"
"Yes, a long time after."-Chicago
Inter Ocean
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29

DYSPEPSIA CAN BE CuREDBY USING
ACKER'S
Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
funded. Sold In handsome tin boxes at
rs cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29

"Well," said her sire, she used to
come here at eight O'Clock and stay till
1880, and now he doesn't get here I'M
til nine o'clock and leaves at 1O:15."-
Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-08-29
- TEf
FARMING LANDS UNDER IRRIGATION SYSTEM

In tracts 20 across and upward, with perpetual water rights-cheap,
terms of 20 annual payments with 7 per cent interest. Alfalfa, Grain and
grow to perfection.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-07-31
Income of a Sleeping Car.

The income or earning capacity of a
sleeping car Is considerable. Take the
run from New York to Chicago, 1000
miles. Every road In the United States
pays cents q mile for the privilege of
hauling a sleeper and contracts to re-
turn said car in as good shape as 1t is
received and to pay for all damages.
The journey on the limited expresses
to Chicago is made in "a hours: there
fore the car, earns $50 day for travel.
If it is full. which is generally the
case, receipts from berths. sections and
StateroomS amount to S1S5, making a
total revenue of S125 a day. Out Of
this must come the wages of the por-
ter and conductor-the latter however
usually having charge of several cars
the towels, sheets, soap, ice. etc, the
whole amounting to but n small sum.
Then there are the wear and tear and
general depreciation, the daily clean
ing, the annual refitting and repaint-
ing. Set these charges down at 10 per
cent and give the car three trips q
week of 1000 miles each, and we have
its earnings at over 100000 annually.
Some can earn n great deal more
Kansas City Journal.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-07-31
Band Did Not Go.
River RipletA.

The stage of water at the bridge at
a. N. was Is; at noon, 40. The
temperature at noon was Sc.
The local packets, Winona and
Verne Swain, were in port.
The w. J. Young, Jr., left on her
regular trip TO Burlington.
Boats down with RATS Glenmont
with "a strings, J. w. Van SAINT and
Mountain Belle with Is strings.
The Coal Bluff, Park Bluff. Lydia
Van SAINT. Mary B. and Eearts pa-se d
down, and the Pilot. Park Bluff.
Everts, Lydia Van SAINT. Mary B.. j.
w. Van SAINT and Mountain Belle
passed up.
Under the pressure of the opposi-
ton of the steam boat interests May or
McConochie has caused the sand and
stone barges to be moved about 90
feet north, but this has not relieved
the situation to any material extent.
as the greater part of the levee is
still DISTRACTED by the barges.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-07-31
White Man Turned Yellow.

Great CONSERVATION was felt by the
friends of NJ. A. Hogarty, of Lexing.
ton, KY. when they saw he was turn
ing yellow. His skin slowly changed
color, also his eyes. and he suffered
terribly. His malady was yellow
jaundice. He was treated by the
best doctors, but without benefit.
Then he was advised to try Electric
Bitters, the wonderful stomach and
liver remedy. and he writes: "After
taking two bottles / was wholly
cured" A trial proves its matches
merit for all stomach, liver and kid
ney troubles. Only SO cents. Sold
by Hartz & Ullmeyer. druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-07-31
PERSONAL AND SOCIAL.

Phil Mitchell has returned from
Dun bar, Wis.
Daniel Normoyle has gone to Chi
cago for visit.
Mrs. Emma P. barrow has returned
from Brooklyn, Iowa.
Miss Mary Moody has gone to Gin
ton 10 visit for three weeks.
Louis Schnitger and fam lily have re-
turned from their Iowa visit.
Miss Katharine Normoyle, of Chi
cago. is visiting Rock Island friands.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. NJ. Buford aud the
Misses Carter returned from Vogue
tonsing last evening.
Mrs. d. T. Robinson entertained at
a musicale at her home this morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robinson are to enter
tain tonight.
Mrs. 81. c. Ashbaugh and daughter.
Miss Birdie, left last night for their
home at Eau Claire, Wis, after visit
with relatives.
Lieut. James Normoyle, 9TH infan-
try, U. S. A. is now at Chicago. hav-
in Just returned from Cuba and
expects sooH 10 SAIL VIII MS re iLlenl
for China. In the meantime he ex-
poets to pay visit to Rock Island.
Mrs. Margaret Woltmann and
daughters. Misses Pauline and Henri
eta, have gone to Bay View, Mich.
Miss Pauline Woltmann will sing in a
production of The Messiah there
and take part in a number of other
concerts during her engagement of
two weeks.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-07-31
Passing of the Old Mnid

The old maid of the past-sour, scan
dial loving, sharp of temper and of fea-
lures - is now almost an unknown
quantity. The unmarried woman OF
today who has passed her twenties is
CHEEKY, active. busy and useful. Gen
orally she is in business or has some
special art, profession or accomplish
ment to which she devotes herself.
Anyway she is not idle. She finds
many things to employ her hands and
brains. She has little time for gossip
and less inclination. Culture and oc-
cupation have broadened her nature
and given her charity and WISDOM
Mrs. Mary E. Bryan in Macon Tele-
graph.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-07-31
GEORGIA. HALL DISAPPEARS
Leaves Behind His Newly Welded Wife,
who Fears He Has Met With Foul Play.

Leaves Behind HIS Newly Welded Wife,
Who Fears He Has Met With Foul Play.
G. A. Hall, of Pittsburg, Pa, who
arrived in the city with his wife Sun
day and registered at the Harper, dis
appeared yesterday. He left his wife
at the hotel. Nothing has since been
heard from him. Mrs. Davis. who is
still at the Harper. has asked the po-
lice to assist her in ascertaining the
whereabouts of her husband.
I'VE came here with the intention
of going into business" said Mrs.
hall to an ARGUS reporter. I'VE we're
married last spring. Since April we
have been travelling. seeing the
country and visiting relatives.
Yesterday morning after break
fast George read awhile, and
then left the room, telling me he
would not be gone over two hours.
He had about 5000 and gold watch
with him. 1 can not believe he has
deserted me. We have never had an
angry word. l fear something has
happened to him. for know he would
not remain away from me so long
without letting me hear from him.
Mrs. Davis said her brother would
arrive this afternoon from Norwood,
H., and she would accompany him to
his hOma
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-07-31
oner TO Refund the Money.

Many thousands have been restored
to health and happiness by the use of
Chamberlain's Cough remedy. II
afflicted with any throat or lung
trouble give it trial, for it is certain
to prove beneficial. Coughs that have
resisted all other treatment for years
have yielded to this remedy and per-
feet health been restored. Cases that
seemed hopeless. that tho climate Of
famous health resorts failed to benefit,
have been permanently cured by its
use. Bear in mind that every bottle
is warranted and If it does not prove
beneficial the money will be refunded
to you. For sale BY all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-07-31
Summer Tours.

The Grand Trunk railway is the
ideal route for summer travel. reach
ing with its own lines or direct con.
nections all the popular resorts-the
Muskoka and Kawartha lakes, Lake
of Bays Highlands of Ontario) Mag
ara Falls, st. Lawrence river and rap
ids, Thousand Islands, White noun
tains and the seacoast resorts of the
North Atlantic.
For copies of illustrated tourist lit
erature. rates and full information,
apply to j. H. Burgis. 249 Clark
street. corner Jackson boulevard,
Chicago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-07-31
Police Report.

The report of Chief Miller fol
July follows:
Vagrancy, 5; disorderly conduct,
IS; larceny, Z; assault and battery, g.
abusive language, /; violating water
regulations, /; peace warrant, 2;
drunk, 3; hitching together Of two or
more wagons, 1; disturbing the peace,
B; carry ing deadly weapon. l; bur-
glary, l; drunk and disorderly, 2.
Ambulance calls. Al; wagon calls,
81; box calls, s; telephone calls, 26.
Jail bill, as meals. SIS; fines and
fees collected by John T. Stafford,
$62 So. by Oliver E. Cramer, $40. so.
Total, 1885.
State cases. so; city 81; total, 81.