The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-18
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Dere has been such muchness set
during der lasdt campaign aboudt der
Philh Pinochle islants und der way We
shouidt hendle dem, und I hat motto ed
der 1cknorance NIT vich some peoples
talk aboudt id ven dey neffer god any
more nearness to dem dan Mendoza,
aindt id? Besites, half uf dem are un-
APPLE TO location desc islants midoudt
feerst LOGGING i'd ub. For der benefit uf
dose who are too bitzy init previousness
engagements viii explanation yust we're
dey are. Der Phillipipochle islants are
some punches uf islants skituated In der
Pacif1cum oceans und ISIS surrounded NIT
vet water on Won side und salt water on
der onder side. Dey are yust off uf der
coast uf der Wild man uf Bornoe islant
und iss also kevite a closeness to der
Lulu tslants we're der sultan uf Lulu is
maging so INCH troubles by marrying
efery vomans vot comes along. He now
belongs to desc clorios UNDECIDED Stodes
ind he has der proud extinction uf being
der only kaiser unter der starry stripes
und flags uf our country. Id gate Wilhelm
Pryan so much concernment dot he for
got to mage enough votes to ELECTION
himselluf to been der president. Wy lie
should not know who ISIS der reason un-
less MAYBE he hat feelings dot too many
goot dings vos gedding away from him.
Dere are two or dree Ways to reach
der Phillinochle islants but Won uf der
best ways ISIS nit steamer boat, as you
are liability to mage your feets damp af
you walk ofer. Luzon Is der principal
islant uf der punches und eferydings iss
LuZon 1T too. Der principal city ISIS Van
lila, vich has been mate famous nit
Admiral Chorge Dewey's badle In Vanilla
pay ven he Wiped der Spinachers to
finish. Der islants are inhabitated by
seferal different tribes uf Phi1lipinochlers
Il, In rot
ing hell und peanuts. Der usual pastme
ISIS blaying pinochle. Id ISIS a fact nod
chenerally known to efery pody, yust
to only a few uf der best players dot
der islants are called der Phillipinochle
islants by reason uf der national game
King Phillip uf der Spinachers vos der
real best players so in honor uf him und
der game dey we're called Phili Pfnochl-
islants. Id ISIS strange dot historians hat
overlooked dot fact bud I can prove i'll
by mein oft Kamrade Louie, dot vote
tell on ISIS on der square. Id ISIS fine
country to live in uf you are nod obliged
to If dere Uf you are soldier man
behind der guns you no not enchoy your
visit so much as id ISIS nod so pleasant
ness to be layin down in der high Grass
listening to der visiting bullets as dey go
fiewing Ply ofer NIT your head.
Besites dose Outlets are nod ad all par
ticular aboudt who dey hit. Id iss tagging
us a long time to subchugaton der
Islanters. Dey are yust lige a flea.
Ackie Rinaldo ctumps fon Won villages
to anonder nit SURPRISING rapidness. Ven
der soldier poys come on a villages eff
erypody iss oudt behind der house blay-
ing pinoehIe, yust SO soon as dey leaf
den der schooling bekins und eferypody
ISIS to der high Grass Ad last der Bres.-
dent has tagen a tumbles to himselluf
und ISIS organizationing some rechimends
mate ub uf der Islanters. Dot iss yust
>.~r dings to do und ven dey ged each
onder killed off yet MAYBE We can manaeh
id to run dem oursellufs. AID der bres-
ent writings We hat got der islants und
are still holting on to dem as / have nod
heard uf any uf dem floating arount
recklessness in der oceans. Der inhabi-
tanters We are nod helting, dey are run
ming round loose nit holdings on bud
a pleasant smilings und Won uf dose polo
butcher knifes, aindt Id? Dey also hat a
few schooling guns In concealment ind
manach to pick off a brafe chenehal hge