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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
IT is PERFECTLY RELIABLE.

1--WE have sold many different cough
remedies, but none has given better sat
isfaction than Chamberlain's," says Mr..
Charles Holzhauer, druggist, Newark,
n. j. 1T is perfectly safe and can be
relied upon in all cases of coughs, colds
or hoarseness. Sold by all dealers and
druggists. Benson, Smith & CO., gem
eral agents Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
MEETING NOTICE.

The regular monthly meeting of the
Honolulu Chamber of Commerce will
be held at it's room, on Wednesday, July
II, at 10 o'clock a. m.
JAMES GORDON SPENCER,
Secretary.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
LARORERS STRIKE.

A small strike among japanese labor
ers occurred yesterday at Paauhau.
About a hundred of the workmen re-
fused to continue their work. There
was no violence. and the men are ex-
pected to return to work in a day or
two.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10

NOTICE.

S. K. Kane, Esq, has this 10th day
of July A. D. 1900, been appointed as
Notary Public for the District Of Ho-
nolulu, Island of Oahu, in the First
Judicial Circuit of the Territory of Ha-
waii.
EDMUND P. DOLE,
Attorney General
Office of Attorney General, Honolulu,
July 10th, 1900.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
IMMENsE IMPORTATIONs.

Hundreds of dozens Of boys and
youths suits have been imported by l..
the trade.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
TO LET.

Furnished cottage, containing 2 rooms
and bath, situated on upper Fort street.
Address,
COTTAGE" Star Office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
LAST NIGHTS RECEPTION.

Mr.. and Mrs j. p. Cooke entertained
the 400 of Honolulu last evening The
reception, which was one of the most
brilliant social functions of the year
was in honor of Mr.. and Mrs. II. r.
Baldwin and Mr.. and Mrs. F, f. Bald
win
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
NOTICE.

T. B. Richards will act as manager
of the Honolulu Stock-Yards CO., Ltd,
with full power during the absence of
w. S. Withers, as per action of the
Board of Directors.
HONOLULU STOCK-YARDS
CO. LTD.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
HAS FEW EouAIS.

For light running, easy adjustments
and good work the Singer Sewing Ma
chine has few equals and no superiors
B. Bergersen. agent, Bethel street.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
NEW nEPARTURE.

A gigantic stock Of boys and youths
clothing has been added to the stock
of l.. b. Kerr & Co., Ltd. They were
bought direct from leading European
manufacturer.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
FOR CAMARINOs, REFRIGERAToR

Per s. S. Observation-Disclosures, Grapes,
Oranges, Lemons, Lines, Celery, Cau-
lifiower Cabbage Pears, Plums, Fresh
Salmon Founders, Halibut, Crabs,
Eastern and California oysters lin tin
and SHIELD, all Game in Season, Tur-
keys, Chickens. New crops of Nuts and
Dried Fruits, Onions, Burbank Pota-
toes, Swiss, Parmasan, Rockefort New
Zealand and California Cream Cheese,
Olives. All kinds of Dried Fruits.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
AUSTRALIA LEAVING.

A great crowd is gathering at the
Oceanic wharf this afternoon to see
the Australia off and hear Kappel-
meister Berger's band. She is to leave
at four o'clock and will be about on
time
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
NEW PIANOS.

A complete new stock of the wen
known Kroeger Pianos We're received on
the Australia by the Bergstrom Music
Company. Now is the time TO buy.
Sold on easy payments.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
YAGRANT VERSES.

A neat little booklet of poems by H
NJ. Ayres; just published, and for sale
at the Golden Rule Bazaar, S16 Fort
street. Price, so cents.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10

McInerny's shoes are right in II. They
are made by the leading factories OF
America, and consequently have no
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10

Peerless Preserving Paint will post
lively prevent moisture.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10
AT THE OLD STAND.

General blacksmithing and carriage
repairing business in II branches at
the old stand Fort street, w. w.
Wright.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-07-10

BORN.
DOWD-In Lahaina, July 9, to Mrs.
o. Dowd, a daughter.
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Before Making a Will
Consult Us
July 9th, 1900.

We legally act as Guardian,
Administrator, Trustee or Ex-
ecutor.
We are Incorporated, and
have a system in practice, for
the purpose Of carrying out
the provisions in Wills or
Trust Deeds. A responsible
corporation, like ours, is never
sick or absent, but always
looking after your best inter-
ests, when in our care.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1900-06-27

and the men who had gotten out OF the smok.
lag apartment standing and walking about
upon the embankment l called to them,
and they paid no attention but negro por-
ter heard me and came to our assistance.
"By his aid managed to pull up on top OF
the sleeper and crawl to the end next to the
embankment. then called again and again
to the men to help us, but they only cried
back. '!tll right
ain the meantime Miss Alden had gotten
on to the roof of the car. and after she had
tainted and q long wait gentleman from
Atlanta came down the embankment and
tied rope about my waist and was drawn
up the steep embankment"
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HEAD QUARTERS.
Grand Army Of the Gray.
General Orders-No. 1000


To Soldier Boy who the Gray and marched under the
Southern Cross Strains Dixie You earnestly request
ed prepare four days aons and start the early morning before
the Opening Day Of the Southern Carnival to be held a
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BY HUGH WILSON.
WithTthe Boys of the Sixties

Git nv old knapsack Mary and my uniform of gray,
vbattere helm
M reach down my rusty gun
For lam going paradn with the boys OF '6
Nev mind them mind that ragged hoe
II was by that seeking for my soul
off cobweb Mary, git the bonnie flag OF olue
For Iamgo OF paradin' with the boys OF ~
These old clothes don't like they did when was young
non,t manly tney ciung!
that's let dangle loose anu ree
For I am goin' o paradin' with the boys of 6"
Phil nv fix that strap beneath my ehln
I've hreadbare Mary like my uniform an tnn
Rnt as did in days OF yoe
of '64
Now I'm ready Mary kiss kiss old sWeehear good oy
Brush wayward tear drops LORD aGn hnk Sou
battle, cheer Mary sakes aiVe
I'm lust paadn' with the boys OF 10.
which will take place at great and Carnival that is 70 be
held in 3its s2as E54$ @3E
-" Abbeville, South Carolina.
Tuesday July 17th' "Wednesday 9s'p July l:' iotn'
Thursday July 10Th, 1900
$4,000 Worth 0 Free Q|0lS.
HARRY REDAN, Gen.
1IEE NJ
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ABBEVII,IE, S.. @,

Of your you required foot but to
your horse with suitable cloth to
you bring with children,
grandchildren and kinspeople. 5s .sssf r
grounds well supplied with water for men and
beast will be free oryou and your friends. -.
second the Southern Carnival you will be
PROFESSIONS march the Tune of Dixie
the usual Southern Stars and Bars and the South
ern Cross that Will be honored once
pleasure several speeches by dstn.
who served ander jackson Johnson Hampton
Wheeler and Others. E8As
organization Boys your Township to
occasion every Old Soldier to attend who is
not sAhanealy ableSo do SO:
For information address,
Wa. TempletOn,
sE Commanderin. Chief at Abbevie, S. G.
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1914 linen sheeting at Haddon's.
For new up-to-d neck wear look at Had-
don's
Shoe-laces. shoehornR, polish for tan, black
and vicl-kid, backing, etc., OF Cobb q Nc
DRvid's.
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SPECIAL OCCASIONS.
Side Trips from Charleston, 8. c., dur
ing Annual Meeting National Ed.
ucatiOu. JuLy IA. 1900.

ucation, July IA, 1900.
Southern Railway will sell side trip tickets
from Charleston. s. e., at rate Of one first
class for the round trip to st. Augustine. Fla,
La, Meridian. Miss. Birmingham Ala,
Chattanooga, Tenn, Bristol, Tenn, White
Sulphur Springs, Va, Washington, D. c.,
Norfolk, Va, and intermediate points:
Tickets will be sold July l4th, 1900, with
final July 29th, 1900, to holders Of return por.
tions OF round trip tickets sold 70 Charleston,
s, c., account Annual Meeting National Edu.
cationsl Association. Such return portions
OF round trip tickets to be deposited with
Agents from whom side trip tickets are pur-
chased. Agents will issue receipts for tickets
80 deposited and upon presentation OF said
receipts will return to original purchasers the
return portions OF round trip tickets de-
posite 1. ....
For detailed information apply to any
agent Of the Southern Railway, or its connec-
tions ~ ,.
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MAIL CLOSES.
Mails Coming and Going Every Hour
in the Day.

Hours that the mails close at the Abbevill'
post Office: ,
9.O5 q. 10. going North on the Southern.
1850 q. N. going South on the Southern.
lO5O g. m. going to Hodges
11A0 a. no. eoine South on the 8. A. L.
11.40 q. M, going North on the 8. A. L.
l.lOp. M, going North on the Southern.
l.l0p. m. going TO Hodges.
2,b5 o. m, going South 8. A. L.
8,55 o, m, going North 8. A. l..
$40 D, m. going South Southern.
500 o, 10, going North and South 8. A. L.
Robt. 8. Link, Postmaster.
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Patents GUARANTEED

Our fee returned If we fail. Any one sending
sketch and description Of any invention will
promptly receive our opinion free concerning
Patent" sent upon request. Patents secured
through us advertised for sale at our expense.
Patents taken out through US receive special
an illustrated and widely circulated journal,
consulted by Manufacturers and Investors.
Send for sample copy FREE. Address,
VICTOR J. EVANS & CO.
patent Attorneys,)
Evans Building, WASHINGTON, D. c.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
COMPRESSED AIR, sIR7"
That Is the Question the Chicago BAR
Der Now Fires mt His Cux-
toners.
"Compressed air. sir %

Compressed air, sir?"
This is the latest question which the
talkative Chicago barber fires at his
customers when he has them at his
mercy, wrapped in tonsorial mantles.
undergoing the professional mysteries
of the up-to-date tonsorial palace, says
Chicago exchange.
Compressed air, sir?''
With the delicate touch of con-
noisseur the artist runs his fingers
through the shorn locks of his helpless
victim, and the latter, bracing himself
for any experiment short of decapita-
tion, grunts an assent and awaits the
ordeal. Then the barber grabs a coil
of rubber tubing which hangs at the
side of his dressing case. and turns the
nozzle upon the non-combatant in the
chair.
''Phis-s-st." There is kissing sound
of escaping air and a playing of wind
at 40-mile rate in the customers hair.
The barber wields the small tube much
after the manner of the skilled gar
dener who turns the irrigating hose
on the lawn in summer, covering all
the surface uniformly. After a hair
cut this new compressed air device
takes the place of brush and broom
in clearing the head of the short clip
pings. After the shave compressed air
is administered to dry the face. After
shampoo it performs the part of
rapid and ideal dryer for the hair and
scalp. 1t may also be employed to
spray the patient with delicate per-
fumes by attaching an atomizer with
its bulb of fragrant odors. 1t is said
to pay for itself in the saving it ac-
comp!ishes with bay rum and perfume
alone.
A douche of compressed air in the
face after shave is said to produce a
delightfully."- refreshing sensation, par
ticularly in warm weather. 1t is grow
ing in popularity with the patrons OF
the barber shops wherever it has been
introduced. Thus far, in this city,
compressed air has been made an ad-
junct of only three or four tonsorial
establishments.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
PJNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Penelope-"Is he ambitious?" Per.
dita-"Oh, more than that. He is posi-.
lively conceited. Town Topics.
''Yes," said the landlady, sadly, ZAP
pearances are deceitful, but disappear
aHces are still more so."-Ohio State
Journal.
Mrs. Bingo-"You must be careful
what you say to the cook, dear, or she
will leave" BIngo-"Why. was l hard
on her." "Were you! Why, anyone
would have thought you were talking
to me. Life.
Inventor Ito military commission)-
II have invented a weapon of war which
will destroy every person within four
miles around. l demand the privilege
of exhibiting its workings before this
commission. lie Petit Journal.
Herr Spielem-''yogner iss der great.
est composer vat iss. Yes? How couldt
you improfe on der mairch of der Pill
grims' Chorus?" Cassidy-"Well,
dinnaw, but I'm t'inkin' it'd be bethe1
ii they marched t tn choon av Wear.
in av tn Crane Baltimore Ameri.
can.
Looking for Snap.-''Is this fire
insurance Officer" he asked as he en-.
tered. Yes. SIR" replied the spruce
young clerk. ''What will you charge
me for policy that will insure me SIC
a week in case ap fired from my pres
ent situation Pittsburgh Chronicle.
Telegraph.
A fredericksburg" began the
young author. whose first novel has
just been published. "What?" queried
his friend. Statistics show that illit-
eracy among the masses has diminished
200 per cent. in the last 25 years. and
yet my novel remains unread. Phil
adelphia North American.
McJigger-"I attended Mrs. Blanks
lecture on liquid air last night. She
poured mercury into a paper mold
shaped like a hammer, immersed the
whole in the liquid air, and the mer-
curry came out so solid that she easily
drove nail through board with il. :"
Thingumbob-"Wo ANY in
vention that will enable a woman to
easily drive a nail through board
can't be beat. t."-Philade1phia Press.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
Un.uspccted Energy.

"Law me, but I'm jes' plum beat out
frum runnin' cross lots, but then ]
seed Mis- Green headin' this way, an so
jes' sez. 'Marthy Potts. don't you give
thet miserable OIL gossip ther satisfac-
tion Nv tellin' Mis- Brown ther news
fust,' an dropped my bakin' an rushed
right over here. You remember that
lop-sided, snag-toothed Hiram Medders
what went to ther city las month, or
ruther he had to go, fer he wuz so or
merry an shiftless nobody in towr
would put up with him. Well, what do
you think! He hadn't been in ther city
q week before he got in ther way Nv &
street car, gittln' both legs broke an
centrally Jared up, an dog goned if he
didn't have seven thousan' dollars
given him fer it! Jes' think! Made
seven thousan' dollars an him only in
ther city week! Laws a-massy! An
we said he'd never amount to any
thing!"-N. Y. Journal.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
strange Quadrup.d.

Or. F. Moreno, the commissioner
of the Argentine Republic, who is now
In this country in connection with the
arbitration over the boundary dispute
with Chill, has brought with him to
London, hear, n piece of the skin Of
( the mysterious quadruped which is
said to exist in the interior of the ter.
ritory of Santa Cruz in Patagonia. Ac-
cording to the reports of the Indians, it
is a. strange creature, with long claws
and terrifying appearance. impos-
sible 10 kill because it has body i'm
penetrable alike to firearms and mis-
siles. The piece of skin which DIR.
Moreno has here fully confirms this &C.
scription, am told by an expert who
has seen it, and close examination and
study lead to the conviction that the
animal to which the skin belonged was
about the size of cow. This speci-
men will shortly be sent to the British
museum, but it may be added that
hopes are entertained that a whole
skin, with the skeleton, will before
long be obtained for the museum, since
this is one of the main objects Of Harry
Cavendish's expedition to Patagonia
London News.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
reafness Cannot ne curea

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an infamed condition of the mu-
cous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
sound n or mpereet hearing Hu and wben 4
entirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con.
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases of of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition
of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free.
F.J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
EARTH IS GROWING.
This Globe of Ours Ii Calming In
Weight at Rate of Five Hum
dred Tons q Year.

The earth is growing heavier at the
average rate of 500 tons year. The
meteors or shooting or falling stars
(of which now and again such bril-
liant displays rejoice the careful
watchers) in passing through the
earth's atmosphere are burnt up and
fall on the earth's surface. occasion
ally in a heavy mass, but most usu-
ally in small meteoric dust. Prof
Nordenskjold, from his great expe-
rience, estimated that, from the
cause named, 500 tons fall uniformly
and steadily over the whole globe in
each year. and the observations of
Russian scientists yield similar re-
suit. These meteor streams. says an
other astronomer. are really small
planetary bodies. revolving around the
sun in fixed orbits by the force of
gravity. The earth revolyes on its
axis at the rate of 1000 miles an hour,
and speeds through space il its orbit
around the sun at the rate of 1,000
miles every minute, and in August and
November r:unges into the. very midst
of the meteoric stream going in the
opposite direction. The rapidity with
which they enter our atmosphere, and
the friction thus generated. are sc
enormous that they are set fire to
the smaller ones being consumed anc
falling in dust, while the larger ones
occasionally reach the earth in the
ahape of meteoric stone or iron.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26

has suoh = record fos. ab.
s0iixfely ouy1kng female Mxs
and Akidhey troubles as
has Lydia e. Pxnlkkhans,s
Vegetable 00ssapoussdL
Medicines that arc adL
vefffsed to euro ovos.y-
thing cannot be spoc5fios
for azlyfIbkiygs
lydia e. pinlfhamss
Vegetable C0ss9p0und will
NOT Ozs-e every kind Of H.
ness that may afkIIof men,
women and children, but
proof Is s,solu1,sonfai that
h will and does ouy,o all
the Ms peculiar 70 women.
This Is q fact Andxspasf-
able and can he verified
by more than = million
women
n you are sick don't oSg-
pertinent, take the ssseoly-
cine that has the record
0f the largest number Of
cures.
Lydia z. Pinlham Med Co. Lynn. Maaa
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
HE LIKES WESTERN CANADA.
Duhamel, Jan "a, 1900.

Duhamel, Jan "a, 1900.
Dear Sir and Friend:
We had lucky trip, made good con-
nections and got to Wetaskiwin Mon.
day afternoon, stayed there all night,
bought POM and saddle for the boy
and hired three-scated rig for the
balance of us and got home to dinner
next day; caught the boys cleaning up
and getting ready to come after us.
Wednesday the snow was all gone and
wehad bare ground and bright sunshine
for month, and it has been pleasant
weather ever since. The ground is
frozen about two feet and about six
inches of snow-just enough for sleigh
ing. We had one cold spell in Decem-
Der. The thermometer went down to
32 below zero; but we did not suffer
with the cold at all. We have worked
every day all winter, are all well and
feeling well. Have built log house
1Sx18, two log stables 16x1s, and are
now busy on well. We have ten cows,
three other cattle and six head of
horses. The boys send their best re-
spects to Mr.. Huchison, and say they
will talk to him enough to pay for not
writing when he gets up here. Will
write you again next Spring and tell
you all about the Winter. We all unite
in sending you and family our best
wishes and respects and hope this will
find you all well.
Yours very respectfully,
(SignedD THOMAS TATE,
Duhamel, Alberta, Canada.
p. s. 1t has been down to zero this
month; it is 22 above now.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
Gho.t of the Glacier

And Other Tales, including Making Revo-
luton, Susquehanna Trail, Sculpture of the
Ellis, Once a Pillar of the World, Feathers of
Fashion, and others. A delightful volume,
beautifully illustrated. Ready for distribu-
tion about May i. Send 10 cents to T. w.
Lee, General Passenger Agent LackawaDna
Railroad, 26 Exchange Place, New York
City. Edition Limited.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26

Suspicious Bank Manager-'T think we'd
ond in Command--''Do you think he is en-
bezzliag" Manager-'1 am almost sure Of
It. He is growing very careless about his
personal appearance. Only rich men can
afford to do that. Sydney Town and Coun-
try Journal.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
Nome City, Alaska.

Is twenty-eight hundred miles from Seattle
via ocean. Is said to be the richest golt
field discovered up to this time. The frs
steamer will leave Seattle on or about Ma,
10, 1900: For full particulars address Geo
n. Heafford, General Passenger Agent, Chi
cago, Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway, Chi
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
MARCH AND APRIL


the Year In the North.
In the South, they are the epleasantesf and
most agreeable. The trees and shrubs put
forth their buds and flowers; early veg.
etables and fruits are reaoy for eating, and
in fact oil natur, seems to have awakened
from its winter Sleep The Louisville & Nash
vile Railroad Company reaches the Garden
Spots of the South, and will on the first and
third Tuesdays Of March and April sell
round-trip tickets to all principal towns in
Tennessee. Alabama, Georgia and West Flor
ida at almost half rates. Write forparticu-
lars of excursions to p. Sid. Jones. b. p. a
in charge Of immigration, Birmingham, Ala.
or Geo. p. Horner, d. P. A., st. Louis, Mo,
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26

Mrs. Fosg-"Why, they tell shameful
stories about your friend Bobson. They
say he is half drunk all the time" Mr.. Fogg
And that's the way the world loves to
exaggerate! 1t does Bobson q rank injustice.
he half drunk all the time! The things
absurd. There are many hours in his life
when he is asleep, and there are many hours
when he is drunk through and through
Boston Transcript
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
ASK Your Dealer for Allen.s Foot-E

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot-Ease.
A powder to shake into your shoes Itrests
the feet CuresCorns, ,Bunions, Swollen, Sore,
Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating feet and In
growing Nails. Aliens FootEase makes
new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores, 25e. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
Rot Inttmafc Enouwh.

Miss Maison-Excuse my ignorance, but
sught to call you Mr.. Bones or DIR. Bones
tns ne DoefSr e same y sa me ss
an old idiot.
"Ah, but those are only people who knew
you intimately. London Iit-Bits.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26

Miss Nice-"Whatd do you think of the new
woman, Mr.. Fair?" Mr.. FART detest
the bold, shrieking creature. How much
more lovable is the old woman, like you!"
Miss Nise-"Sir! (He tried desperately to
explain, but she would not hear Mel.
bourne Weekly Times.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26

Teacher-"Willie, can YOU tell us what
this spells: Ref-r-i-g-e-r-a-t-o-rv' VIII
lie Staryi.m (the landlady's son)--Um-m.
Why-el -er-" Teachere"Come. What
does your mother put the cold meat and
vegetables and things in ?" Willie Starvem
lbrightening) = HASH" = Philadelphia
Press.
The Colfax chronicle., 1900-05-26
PhyaicaI Reaction

Brown-How do you feel about Sunday
golf:
J55nes-Don't tell that l said so, but /
have heard sermons SO long lately that they
made me want to go out and take whack
at omething.-Indianapol Journal