Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-12-21
JOE SYLVESTER and HIS DOG
A Neihart Story Not Told by Ernest Seton
ThOmps0n-Executi0n of Napoleon.

ben forget tie heem-yes, huh? Nahpo-
le-au she'll COM for me queek, ham
veg she's tail-Sacre Blue.-ze fu-see
go Pish-P-z-t!-B-rr-z-t,-han hill
say Yer loud, Go way, Nahpo-le-au!
but she's not go-she'll teenk she's
COM to me for joy, ~queek-yes, huh?
Hill start for down hol' Baldee queek
-mebbee hill jump twhenty fit hevry
tam and Nahpo-le-au she'll COM to-
she's follow me lax She'll teenk hi'll
ben raun for one-what you call deer
of re black tail mebbee-yes huh?
"Hevry tam hi'll look back, hi'll see
Nahpo-le-au. she's try for ketch me-
re fusee shell go queek han more loud
-'Pish PIT B-r-rr-z-t!-Sacre Bleu:
Hill max teenk to weesh hill keel
Nahpo-le-au wit re hax tomorrow
yes, huh? Mebbee hill jaump for she'll
ben jaump feefty feet. Nahpo-le-au
she'll ben jaump quick too, lax
bump hon re rock-'P-z-zt! B-rr-z-t:
lax II Fort of July. Hill teenk
to me, "seelvestaire you'se not good
man for die, hill tell you for Eat
what for YOU dreenk re whees-
kee, han fight re Madam Seelves-
taire; hen mex to tell re lie to your
fren,-yes, huh? Mebbee re frens Zey
not ben fin you by'm'by: mebbee she'll
go hup--'Proof'-lak poor Nahpo-le-au,
han yesterday she's frens' not fine for
much of poor Seelvestaire to put in re
graun'-yes. huh?'
"Nahpo-le-au she'll say, 'wowp!
Waup-e. han raun for me more queek;
re fusee she'll BURN za tail for Nahpo-
lie au han hill jaump mebbee wan
haundred fit han hev'ry tam hill heet
re sraun hin say, 'woopee! Wsup,' lal1
- 500 1~- 1.lt
she'll stan hup like one beeg hoat fell.
Sacre Bleu. daun re heel ware we'so
ben raun is YER slip so, LAX side of "a
house-but hill not care, hin want
jaump hall re way daun for one
jaump-yes, huh? Hill ben scare hill
tell YOU. Nahpo-le-au shell com' lalc
wat YOU call re shooting star-yes, huh?
Ze fusee she'll so Observation-Disclosures
lax re baunch of Re tire-crack' zen hill
know she'll bus hup queek han good bye,
poor Nahpo-le-au-good by, poor joe
Seelvestaire-mebbee hill ben jaump two
haundred fit. hill ben scare, hill tell
you.
Jus lax Sc Bon Dieu she'll max rood
place for me him see one beeg cleef in
fraunt for me; sh'll mebbee daun for
twenty fit, but hill not care-hi'l BEN
so far hi can. lax re chapo, meb-
bee tree haundred fit, hill not care. By
m'by hill hit &c ground en- ze rock
'Boomp! Zen hi'n rool daun re slip
heel. Hill look hup wen hi'll roll
dau re heel queek, han hill see re poor
Nahpo-le-au-she's ben bust hup weet re
gi-hant poWdaire lax one beeg peelow
Weet re featharireS hall gon-yes huh:
Hin not stop. no: him so hon daun "a
heel queek. han hill max me glad for
ham levin yes-huh? By'm'h hill
fine me re bottaum HOY re hol' Beldee,
han max one queek rau for re saloon
for ze Me'seu Murray weet all brauk
hup myself. Me'suer Murray she'll be
say.
Wat tells tn matter wild you,
Frinchy? You LUX like wan of thin
dimicratic predictions of hard times
that's bin busted be tn fool dinner pail
Hill not spik for much, hi'll can
honly say, Hill ben forgit tie heem-
Nahpo-le-au.' Me'seur Murray she'll
ben say:
'Frinchy, yer a dom fool! What's
aim yu' anyhow"
Hill ben honly can say, Hill ben tie
heem. Nahpo-le-au.
Nahpo-le-au. Me'seur Murray she'll
say "Frinchy. Yer nutty; here, take Il
slug av' this tu' make tn world luke
rosy, and tn byes' II take yuh home
wen hill git home, hon re shutter hor
le weendow, Mahdam Seelvestaraire
he'll ben say, 'Seelvestaire. wat you do
weet Nahpo-le-au" Hill ben look for
it, but hill can honly say, Hill ben
forgit to tie heem, Nahpo-le-au. Maha-
dam Seelvestaire she'll max bed for me
to go for tree wick, han hall re tan hi'll
max noise weet ma taWng-sB-z-t BIT!
LAX re fusee on re tail hof re poor Nah
han ben say, Hill ben forgit
tie ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Joe SeelveStaire she'll ben not kip re
dog no more-h'an wen she'll ben want
keel SOM dog-she'll ben tax re HaX.
Yes, huh?'