The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1900-04-02
PROF. COLES FOR APRIL.
From Storms and Eigns.


All hail to April! She comes to us with
twenty-five (22) High Flood days;
beating all past records. Her good for
tune will excite the envy of the Low
Ebb" vital forces; and make Mercury
the ruling planet for 1e00-more restless
and impulsive than ever before! We
believe that he will demonstrate to us his
power of evil doing and pour down up
on us destructive sleet and hailstorns;
cause much strife between Capital and
Labor; stimulate the Race war" into
Understanding; make all Nature laugh
and weep-weep and laugh, and infict
upon us fevers and inflammatory dis
eases of an acute nature. Mars, the red
warrior being behind the Sun, out of
the earth's rarge, will have a great ten
dency to make the month of April as
pleasant as the month Of May. The ex-
cess OF High Flood days in America
this month will undoubtedly cause great
destruction and trouble in the "Old
World" and upon the seas
The greatest danger periods from
storms this month will be between the
1st and eth, the 9Th and 1ith. the 18th and
goth, and the 22nd and 30th. Remember,
we are not yet out Of the reach of "bliz-
yards and snow blockades. If the elec-
trical currents continue running from
the east much longer, the greatest storm
VI lHe SedSOn Will sweep DOWN upon us.
The after-glow of the April showers will
be something out of the ordinary. The
grandest planetary scene this month will
take place on Monday evening, the End
inst, when the beautiful planet Venus
and the young Moon will pass each other
within one degree. A strange electrical
storm phenomenon will be liable to take
place in one OF the three mentioned
places following. New York, Pennsyl-
to
and Western states will be in danger of
destructive floods. cyclones and "bliz-
yards" Do not he surprised If more
earthquake shocks are felt along our sea
coasts this month, and tidal waves show
their power to inuroate the land.
All men, who are in business of any
kind, will please notice that "Good Fri
day" this year falls upon the 18th of the
current month; and the Planets being in
position to shed their evil influence upon
mankind the same as in the memorial
"Black Friday days of the past; We
warn all men with small capital to keep
their financial ships at anchor on that
day! The planets are also in position to
encourage disease microbes: such as the
small pox, scarlet fever, diphtheria, etc.
Watch out for display Of red lightning.
which will affect the eyes of both man
and beast, and perhaps cause an epidemic
VI Icu-oyc' AS TsdTlU Is NOW III olBU
Libra-the Balance, and opposed by Sign
| Aries-the Ram, we might as we'll pre-
| pare ourselves at once to witness and to
hear of many strange occurrences. April,
| in the main. will prove a good month for
| prosperity in America. as the High
| Flood vital forces will rule by a big
| majority. The Low Ebb" vital forces
| will rule the Old World, and America
must guard well her foreign interests
| there.
The results OF many years extensive
| astrological research have shown us
| conclusively that the planets not only
| rule over men. hut over all tho various
| things of earth, and experience has
| taught us that the following days dur
| ing the month of April are unfortunate
| days to begin any new operation OF
| start on a journey 7h, 10th, 10th, 10th
| and 25th. The most fortunate days: 5th
22d and Goth. April the 30th. will be
very unfavorabe for all things; persons
| having surgical operations performed or
| or within five days Of above date seldom
| recover. The best day of the whois
month TO fish will be the 25th; and ths
next best days will be the 7th, 18th, 24tl
or 26th. See our May Forecast for Pick
| eral fishing. The End, 4th. 7th. 14th, 18th
10th and 25th. will be the hest days, tC
perform surgical operations; but bewar,
| of the 9th, 10TH 1lth, 18th, 18th and 30th
For when to sow grain, grass and floweI
| seeds. and all kinds of vegetable seed
set hens, and all such information, senC
10 cents to Professor c. Coles. Kingston
Pa, for copy of his storms and Signs
| Professor O. Coles. Editor.
Kingston, L. S. A., March IS, 1900.