Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1900-08-16
Sam Jones.

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camping season they probably had in mind
a good deal Of newspaper notofiety, and
they figured right. SAM preached
/ regularly last week, closing Sunday alter
noon, and lie stirred the religious dry
bones every time he mounted the platform
Mr. Jones breaches IN q low, CONVERSE
tional tone, and employs the Southern dia-
lect to enrich his quaint illustrations
The Philadelphia newspapers have nc
corded some space to Mr.. Jones in a way
not altogether complimentary, and IN his
sermon last Saturday afternoon he turned
the tables on the reporters in this way
The reporters of Philadelphia papers, he
asserted. havn't as much sense as my old
COW. When | give her an armful Of hay at
night she picks ont the sweet morsels and /
! find the sticks and briars in the manager
next morning. The reporters deyour the
sticks and briaTs of my sermons here, and
discard the substance
Here are d few of his sayings:
God don't love sinners because Christ
died for EN-. But Christ died for them
because Cod loved EN-.
There is no man in hell whom Christ did
not die for. There is no man in Heaven
NHOni btlE tAs-s IL TIL 1Ot u 4ois
Ii You could find one man on earth for
whom Christ did not die, He would leave
cross. a second time for him alone
All the love of mother for her son is
less than one 1.-THE of the love of God Al
mighty for His children.
The only hypothesis on which you can
explain the fact that you are out of hell this
afternoon is that you are dealing with a
Judge who is Iind and loving Father.
When you see couple divorced, one of
'em's bad egg and, likely, both don't
woman, either. What these divorced peo-
pie need is a good dose Of rough on rats. y
If you have made bad bargain, and very
likely you have, stick to it.
My wife has as much right in saloon
or gambling hell as have. If am JUS
titled in drinking and swearing, so is she.
| married heap better than my wife
did, and am glad of it.
There are a great many commercial mar
riages-dukes, counts and no-aecounts.
A man that don't work is vagabond,
and woman that don't work is vaga-
bondess
I've been poor as dog. I've been poor
as two dogs Before l was saved I made
'seyenty-fve cents a day. Now that l have
gone to God get $500 for one lecture. You
couldn't get ten cents. And if you did, you
oughter give it back.
/ was a splendid Democrat before was
converted back to God-but not to Repub-
licanism, than God
If l don't make a better showing with
my money than you do with yours, I'll
have to go to hell with you, and l don't
want to do it. You may be good company,
but don't like the temperature
can account for some women s love for
dogs, unless it s there overwhelming love for
their husbands relatives.
A woman that looks on big family of
children as nuisance is bad woman
Which is the most unenioyable, to lead
drunkard's life Or to be drunkard's wife
Those that know God love him. Those
that don't know him, don't love him
Whenever a fellow gets too good, watch
him. He's waiting for chance to slip up
on you.
You Christians keep a-humpin', or you'll
get baclslidden
Hear boy tallSin' bout his mother
Got good mother, but never made no
pretensions myself . He needs KILN The
.@ly way he can pay his mother for all she
fs4s done for him is to get religion
Many man has a good wife, and is as
mean as the devil wants him to be.
don't believe in man and his wife
being two different folks Cause if there
is two of them, they'll get to scrappin some
time.
Soft and gentle as zephyrs put in motion
by an angels wing is a mothers love
The boy who stays by his nanny and