The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1900-03-25

Out in the East End, says the Chicago
Chronicle, lives a young married woman,
to whom her household duties are a
source of considerable pleasure. Perhaps
she will get over this fancy as she grows
Older and more accustomed to the monot-
ony of the married state. but her young
husband sincerely hopes not The other
day, ii was Wednesday, she found her
self alone in the house and made up her
mind to visit a relative and remain away
all day, returning in time, however to
greet her homecoming hubby.
She locked up the house carefully and
then, just as she settled her hat straight.
she happened to remember that Wednes-
day was the day the butter man came
with butter and eggs. He was a reliable
butter man and dropped around with his
wares twice a week. She needed butter
and she needed eggs So she wrote in a
bold hand on a good-siZed slip of paper:
Leave two pounds Of best butter and
two dozen eggs next door,"
She took this slip and carefully pasted
IL on the inside of the window in the door
of the kitchen, and then let herself out of
the front door and went her way rejoice
ing
Pretty soon along came the faithful and
reliable butter man. He saw the notice
and carried out its instructions. Of course
he would have destroyed the slip of paper
l.
inside of the glass.
Then the butcher dropped around. He
also deals in butter and eggs. He saw the
notice and went back to his shop and got
the butter end eggs and carried them to
the neighbours.
A little later one of the rival grocers of
the neighborhood came around LOOKING
for orders. lie saw the notice took II as
a personal hint and carried the two
pounds and the two dozens to the some
what astonished neighbcr.
The other grocer soon followed He
saw the notice, thought ii was aimed at
him and added more butter and more eggs
to the rapidly increasing next door stock
The busy slip on the kitchen door took
things easy for the rest of the day, there
being nobody else in the butter and egg
line to notify.
Late in the afternoon, when the mistress
came home, the neighbor hailed her from
the side door
Been stocking up with butter and eggs.
| should Judge" she called across the
fence.
Stocking up?" repeated the young wo-
"Yes, said the nelghbor; rive got eight
pounds Of butter and eight dozen eggs
over here for you"
And it took the young woman some time
10 figure out how 1t happened But when
stood it, There was The telltale slip. fast
to the glass and still directing whom II
might concern to leave two pounds of but
| ter and two dozen eggs at the next door
neighbours.
NV opinion is. keep your own con-
fdences. then you know that they will
not be betrayed-but. II you must make
a conhdant. then, judging from my own
experience, l would say, take a good.
honorable man for the same OF course.
saws a writer in the Philadelphia Times.
YOU want TO know whom you are to trust
when you have good and true friend In
| a man he would rather be killed than be-
| tray your trust, but as a rule you will
| find they are more trustworthy than wo-
| men.
| know two women that were firm
| friends for years. each conhding firmly I'm
the other quite natural, too. as what Is
friendship worth IL YOU cannot trust the
one you call frlendD The FIRST thing some
thing happened to make them enemies.
consequently one Of them divulRed all the
condolences OF the other. OF course, dear
raadar 1 do not SAY ali WQfnan bafra =