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Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-19

Impressed with my ability as a campaign
speaker. But then am not paid for
that. My salary Is drawn for other work.
However, l Will probably make a few
speeches here in Chicago and may con.
clude to devote considerable time DUR
ing the latter part OF the campaign to
speech making
Two republican candidates for covers
nor-C. II. Dietrich of Nebraska ana F..
G. Goudy of Colorado--were among the
callers today. Each was enthusiastic
over the party prospects in his respective
state.
. Tomorrow night Senator Hanna will
make speech at the Marquette club
banquet.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-19
MORE MEN GO OUT.
Very Little Disorder and Work ALI
Stopped.

Shamokin, Sept. 19.-One thousand
more miners employed at five collieries
owned by the Philadelphia and Reading
company and Individual operators
ceased work today at Mount Carmel.
compelling the stoppage of operations.
This makes the tie-up complete in the
Shamokin region, excepting the Locust
Gap and North Franklin collieries oner-
ated by the Philadelphia mad Reading
company. With the exception of few
miners being mobbed by Hungarians.
there was quiet and peace today.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-19

clarke, portion Of the Cascade county
delegation, Deer Lodge county, and a. few
others. Congressman Campbell says his
side expects to fight the matter to a fin
ish in the convention, but in case of fail-
ure to win out he does not know what the
outcome will be-.
John Walsh, Of Gallatin county. a
strong supporter of the bank faction. has
been made chairman of the committees on
credentials. Frank E. Corbett. of Butte.
will probably be chairman of the COM
mittee of resolutions
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-19
NEW BICYCLE RECORD.
Spokane Rider Breaks the Record at
Berlin.

Spokane, Sept. 19.-Private advices
from Germany announce that Carl Z.
Hozel, a Spokane bicycle racer has
broken the worlds one mile record, fly
ing start paced in 1880 1-5 and worlds
record for SO kilometres in 1922. The
record was made in Berlin in competition
Holzel holds quarter mile and mile rec
ords for America, made here last Octo-
Der. He will return to Spokane in Octo-
Der.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-19
WANT HIM RELEASED.
Armenian Who Claims to Be Natural
lied American.

Constantinople. Sept 19.-The United
States charge has made a demand here
for an Armenian, who, it is claimed is
a naturalized American citizen, arrested
upon the charge of belonging to the Ar
menian revolutionary committee. An in
vestigation has been ordered and if the
prisoner is found to be an American cit
izen he will be released.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-19
HAVE OUT 10000.
Far Better Results Than Strike Leaders
Expected.

Philadelphia, Sept. 19-President Nit
chell Of the united mine workers, after
getting partial reports at Hazelton from
his lieutenants this morning made the
unofficial statement that about l26,OoO
of the 141 900 mine workers in the an
thracite fields are idle today. All of the
strike leaders say they are confident
that every mine will be tied up before the
end of the week and the production of
coal will be at a standStill.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-09-19
CAPTURED NELSPRUIT.
Roberts Has Now Only Mercenaries
and Rebels.

London, Sept. 19.-Lord Roberts tele-
graphs from Nelspruit, Vail River col
ony, under date of September Is, that
the town was occupied on the previous
day without opposition. He adds that he
is in communication with Gen. Butler,
and is able to send him supplies.
Lord Roberts further says Gen. Butler
reports that the bulk of his opponents
are now mercenarie and Cape Colony
rebels.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
Beers stiu Fighting.

London, Oct. 2S.-The retirement of
patch from Cape Town to the Daily
Mail, a force of Beers attacked and sur
rounded a party of Cape police with a
convoy near Hoopstad, Orange River
Colony, last Saturday, and a short fight
ensued.
"The police" says the correspondent,
"were forced to abandon two Maxims.
Ultimately reinforced by the yeomanry,
they succeeded in getting away with
the convoy, but they lost killed, II
wounded and Is captured. The colon
ials were outnumbered 10 to /, and the
engagement lasted for two hours. The
Beers have $4,000 men in the field
nearly half of whom are divided into
commanders of some 300 each, but are
capable of combination for large oper-
ations"
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02

Seattle, Oct 29-Torrey Carr son
of B. o. Carr and brother of General
E. M. Carr of this city, and Clark c.
Carr, son of General Clark E. Carr Of
Galesburg, ILL.,, were drowned in Lake
Washington early Sunday morning
while duck-shooting from a canoe. The
bodies have not been recovered. Cen
eral E. M. Carr is a lawyer and Cen
eral G. E. Carr is campaign speaker
sent out from Illinois by the repub-
lican national committee. He was an
intimate friend Of President Lincoln
and ten years ago was minister to Den
mark. The young men left the city
early in the morning, and about
O'clock were heard shouting for help
by other hunters. A few hours later
the fog lifted and their canoe was
found floating bottom up. Two steam
ers, chartered by friends, searched all
day for the bodies.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
To Assassinate Loubet.

Lyons, Oct. 2s.-The Nouveliste De Ii. EN-
says plot to assassinate President Lou
bet has been discovered
1t appears that a working electrician
named Couturier burglariously entered
the electric company's premises at Mines,
stealing 25C0 francs. He was traced to
Orange, near Lyons, where he was arrest
ed. Documents found on his person re-
vealed, the paper says an anarchist CON
spiIaey to assassinate President Loubet on
his coming visit to Lyons to unveil the
monument erected to the memory of Pres
ident Carnot.
Couturier is said to have committed the
burglary in order to obtain funds to carry
out his project. He has, it is added, con-
fessed to the police, who are now tracking
his accomplices and watching anarchists
in order to prevent any attempt to carry
out the scheme.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
MEN Returning TO WORK
STRIKE A THING OF THE PAST
Business VIII BE Brisk From Now
On-Fcw Operators sim Resist
Only Small Concerns Refused t0.
Raise the Scale.

Wilkesbarre, Pa, Oct. 29.-All the
coal companies in me Wyoming valley
with few exceptions, have now posted
notices granting their employees the 10
per cent increase asked for by the
Scranton convention. The exceptions
are few individual operators who do
not employ many hands. But it is said
that when the men employed at these
collieries report for work tomorrow
they will be told that they VIII
receive the same wages paid by
the other companies. The Kings
ton Coal Company had notices
posted today granting the in
crease. This company employs 1900
men, and was the last of the big indi-
vidual concerns in the valley to grant
the increase. The officials of the Sus-
quehanna company had conference
with their employees Saturday night.
and agreed to pay them the advance.
President Mitchell and the executive
board Of the United Mine Workers Wis
tied Pittston this afternoon. They
were received by a large crowd, and
there was the greatest enthusiasm
Addresses were made by President
Mitchell and others. Mr.. Mitchell told
all the miners to go to work tomorrow.
He also congratulated them on their
good behavior during the strike.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
Charged with Cowardice.

Washington, Oct. 29.-Minister Con-
ger has preferred charges of cowardice
against Capt. Newt T. Hall, U. S. NJ. c.,
the second in command of the marine
force at Pekin during the siege. The de-
tails are closely guarded, the regulations
of the war and navy departments strict
ly forbidding publicity at this stage. 1t
is gathered, however, that MIR. Conger
questioned Captain Halls courage be-
out certain military operations suggested
by the minister. The charges in the or
binary course passed into the hands of
General Chaffee, the commander-in-ch
of the forces in China, who examined
them, made an inquiry on his own account
and then, concluding that the whole mat
ter rested ON the difference of judgment
between the minister and the captain,
sent the papers to Washington, with a
recommendation that no further proceed
ings be had, a finding indicating the cap
tain.
From the war department the papers
went to the navy department, and after
SUMO SoholuSiotioh ~ was uVtei hhncu ludl
the high moral effect of the marine corps
required the most formal and complete
acquittal of an accused officer from such
a charge in order that he might not in
after years suffer from its repetition. Con
sequently, the papers were referred to Gen
eral Haywood, the commandant of marines
who is taking steps to have a. thorough
investigation by proper court. 1t hap
pens That the only report of the conduct
of the marines at Pekin was from Captain
Hall, the senior officer, Captain Miles
being too i'll to report.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
Floods in Great Britain.

London, Oct. 2s.-Yiolent gales, accom-
panied by snow and rain have swept over
parts of the country causing floods. The
northern districts of lowlands are flooded,
some of the railroads are entirely impassa-
bic, and others have water up to the floors
of the cars At New Castle, Harle Pool
Stockton, Southshields and elsewhere, peo-
pie have been compelled to seek refuge in
the upper stories of their houses, and traf
fic is carried on by means of boats.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
Three Letters from One
Woman, Showing How
Lydia <. Pinklbass's Vege-
table Compound Cured
Falling of the W0s7,bs

DEAR MRS. PINKHAM-I see your
advertisement in the papers in regard
to treating womans diseases. and
would be grateful to you for your ad-
vice in my case. l am suffering from
falling of womb, have pains in my
sides and legs, in fact | ache all over
l am getting so weak | cannot stand
on my feet much. / have the head
ache sometimes, and choking, tight
feeling in my breast and throat. Have
a baby seven months old. l hope to
hear from you soon, as / am in so
much distress. "-MRs. j. r. COMPTON,
Eggbornsville, Va, May 16, 1898.
"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM-I followed
your advice and / am now on the sec
ond bottle of your Vegetable Com
pound and think it is going to cure
me. If it does l will ever praise it,
for / am, and have been, great suf-
ferer; but now ! live in hopes of
getting well. "-MRs. j. R. COMPTON,
Eggbornsville, Va, July II. 1898.
.'DEAR MRS. PINKHAM-Again 1
write to you. When l first wrote to
you for advice in regard to my troubles
] thought l could never get well again.
After receiving your letter l followed
your advice exactly, and thanks to
you, l am cured o$ that dreadful
disease. / cannot find words to ex-
press the good your medicine will do.
1t is really more than was recon-
mended to me. '-MRs. j. r.. COMPTON,
Eppbornsville. Va. April ~. 1899.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
Questions
for,
Women

If you were offered sure aid in time
Of trouble would you put it aside
and accept something of doubtful
efficiency?
If you saw before you a strong and
safe bridge leading to your goal, would
you ignore it to try some insecure and
tottering structure?
The answer to these questions is
plain. You would, of course, choose
without hesitation what all evidence
showed to be the safe thing, and you
would risk nothing in useless expert
ments.
Why, then, do some women risk one
of their most precious possessions
their health-in trying medicines of
unknown value, which may even prove
hurtful to them?
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has stood the test of years. 1t
has the largest sale of any remedy for
female ills in the world, and nothing
could have given it this sale except its
own merit.
Do not try any experiments, but buy
what is known to be reliable. Mrs.
Pinkham's Compound can do all that
is claimed for it, and all statements in
regard to it can be easily verified.
Write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass,
for little book she has just published
containing letters from the mayor of
Lynn, the postmaster and others.
Mrs. Pinkham's advice is offered free
of charge to all. women who write to
her for aid. This invitation is con-
stantly renewed A million women
have been cured of serious female ills by
Mrs. Pinkham's advice and medicine.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
Four Children Drowned.

Port Clinton, O., Oct. ga quad
ripple drowning occurred near Plaster
Bed, on Sandusky bay, eight miles east
of here, Sunday afternoon. The
drowned are: Douglass Stark, aged
3; George E. Stark, aged s.; Alfred
Stark, aged 8; Henry Stark, aged 10.
They were the children of William
Stark.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02

The Ohio convict labor commission
has taken up its investigations at To-
ledo. Other cities of the state will also
be visited. Organized labor is much
interested in the problem of how to
regulate the labor of convicts in penal
institutions, and the report of the COM
mission will be impatiently awaited.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
Uncle Sam Objects.

New York, Oct. 90.-Any attempt on
the part of Germany to establish a coal
ing station in Venezuela viii be opposed
by the United States, says a Washington
special to the Herald. Such action would
be in violation of the principles of the
Monroe doctrine.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
Still More Counterfeiting.

The Secret Service has unearthed another
band of counterfeiters and secured guam
tity of bogus bills, which are cleverly exc
cuted. Things of great value are always
selected for imitation notably Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters. which has many imita-
tors but no equals tor disorders like indi-
gestion, dyspepsia and constipation.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02

Dlauuer. tried doctors, out optalneo
nc relief. At last l decided to write
to you, aud now, thanks to Your RENE
dies, am entirely cured. "-MRs. K. s.
GRADY, 131 Union St., High Bridge,
New York City, April IL, 1899.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02

At Conneaut, o., three automatic ore
unloaders have been placed on Carne-
gie's docks, each one of which will dis
place about 100 men.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02

In England during the past few
years, it is claimed, 140,320 farm labor
ers have been displaced by machinery,
while the making of the latter, it is
asserted, required only the labor of
1900 men for one year.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
Two Women Cured of IT.
regularity, Falling of the
Uterus and Ovarian
7rOubIe-

"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM Il have
female weakness. Menstruation IT.
regular, and suffer bearing-down
pains in left side and hip. Ny doctor
said / had womb trouble and enlarge
ment of the ovaries. l have doctored
two months. but see no improvement"
Miss MARY f. REED, Swan Creek,
Ill. Q -
"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM-Your good
advice has been worth more than all l
ever received from a doctor. Words
cannot express my gratitude to-you for
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. After twelve years suffering l
am stout and healthy Miss MARY e.
REED, Swan Creek, ILL.,, April IS, 1899.
DEAR MRS. PINKHAM II suffer
female troubles. My doctor wishes
my ovaries taken out. but l shall
never consent. Menstruation is irreg-
ular and my head has a tired feeling.
Hospital treatment does me no good.
I have five children and am forty-four
years old. Please advise what medi-
cine to take. "-MRs. E. II. SoNDERs, 437
N. 10th St, Philadelphia, Pa, Septem-
Der 81, 1898.
"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM-I followed
the advice you gave me and your medi-
cine has cured me. felt better when
/ had taken the Vegetable Compound
but a week. Mis- f. II. SoNDERs,
PHILADELPHIA. Pa. February G. 1899
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02

Print cloths have advanced in price.
This is, however, no indication that the
workers are to receive an increase in
wages.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
YOU KNOW WHAT YoU ARE. TAKING

When you take Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic
because the formula Is plainly printed on every
bottle showing that it Is simply Iron and OUT
nine In a tasteless form. No cure. no pay, SOC
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
Another Case of Nervous
PrOsfrafion and EpfIan1-
NATION of the Bladder
Cured by Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Com
pound

"DEAR MRS PINKHAM-I have used
your Vegetable Compound for female
weakness and it has done wonders for
me. also had nervous prostration-
was not able to look after my house.
work. After taking one bottle began
to improve, and am now better in every
way and feel like different person"
-MRs. DELLA KEIsER, Mariopville, Pa,
February %, 1899.
"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM-I cannot
praise your Vegetable Compound
enough for the good it has done me.
] suffered from Inflammation of thu
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
The Best Preparation for Malaria

Chs and Fever is a bottle of Groves Taste
less Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine
in tasteess form. No cure-no pay. Price soc.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02

Take Laxative Bromo- Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure.
Il. w. Groves Signature is on each box. 25e
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02

The press should be the voice of the
people, not of party.-James Ellis
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02

The cause exists in the blood, in
what causes inflammation of the
mucous membrane.
1t is therefore impossible to cure
the disease by local applications.
1t is positively dangerous to neg
lect it, because it always affects
the stomach and deranges the gen.
eral health, and is likely to develop
into consumption.
Many have been radically and perma-
nently cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla. It
cleanses the blood and has peculiar al-
terative and tonic effect. r. Long, Cali
fornia Junction. Iowa, writes 81 had ca
tarrh three years, lost my appetite and
could not sleep. My head panied me and
l felt bad all over. | took Hoods Sarsa-
parilla and now have a good appetite.
sleep well, and have no symptoms OF
catarrh."
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-11-02
Wheat.

Portland-Walla Walla, SO and 53c I;
bluestem, Soc. There lis no demand for
valley for export and Inferior mills are
paying as high as 81 and 63c.
Tacoma-Dull and nominally I'M
changed. Bluestem, 55c; club, SIC.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1900-03-07
n. R.G RIO IF
DEBORAH, Iowa
Fee Complexion Beautifer.

We want every lady reader Of the
PUBLIC OPINION to try Dwight's Com
plexion Beautifier, the most elegant
preparation for the toilet table. 1t is
pure and harmless, aud once used you
will always want 1t. Price SOC. To
induce trial of it we will for short
time only send FREE a full size, Fifty
Cent box of 1t to every lady who will
send us her postoffice address and loo
to pay for packing and postage. Only
one free box to each address. Cut out
this notice and send it with your order
at once to ID. w. CUSTER Il Co., Hunt
ington, w. Va. 49tf
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1900-03-07
70 PLACE OUR Garden SEEDS IN EVERY HuA. IN The C0Un
KNIFE -

q spaT~on tsifaes' / "a. Esriy Dstci
i'm. ? pkgs E.riy Minnesota Coru.. Al
no ssat rREE.s The nab Knife 10 last
N NJ VI OF through this sdyeriisepen,
Id 81 Azy price thaa our lA0CS
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1900-03-07
Hardware

40 Cook Stoves & Rangessll.oo to $50 90
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1900-03-07
WOOdenWare

30 Clothes Wringers $3.50 to SIS
20 Clothes Racks. 75c to S1.25
40 Clothes Baskets. .25c to 75c
500 doz Clothes Pins. /. lie to &c
% Wash Tubs. :. :. Soc to S5c
~ Wash Boards. !. Zoe to 45c
60 Mop Sticks. -. ..lOc to 20
Is No. 2 and No. 3 Western
Washers. /. f. .S2.75 to SO
500 Box Stove Polish. 4c to Zoe
10 Ironing Boards ..35c to S1.50
20 Meat Blocks :. Doc to soc
s Sewing Tables 49,. 81 to 81
1885 Sewing Machines
only. ...... S2IoO
II Bissell Carpet
Sweepers. =. .S2.25 to S3
100 Scrub Brushes :. &c to 25c
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1900-03-07
Reduced Rates

to the Hot Springs of Arkansas, via
Burlington, Cedar Rapids & Northern
Railway. Reduced round trip rates
are now In effect to the nations great
resort, the Hot Springs of Arkansas,
owned, controlled and endorsed by the
United States Government for the cure
Of score of human ills. Beautiful
winter climate, 200 hotels and board
ing houses Of all grades Ask nearest
ticket agent for particulars, or Mr.. John
G.. Farmer, A. Il. p. A., Cedar Rapids,
Ia. For illustrated books Of intorma-
ton address Bureau of Information,
Hot Springs, Arkansas. 1881
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1900-03-07

Don't miss getting copy OF
picturesque DEBORAH"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1900-03-07
Tinware

$50 Surprise Egg : Beaters &c
IS Wash Boilers $1.25 to $1.75,
300 Milk Cans. :. .35c to 40c
rs Tin Tea and Coffee
Pots. -. -. .1Oc to 40c
so Nickle Tea and Coffee
Pots. -. SOC to 81
500 Milk Pans and
Basins Sc to 15c
15 Large Roasters :. .65c to 9Oc
Is Flour Bins. 81 to So
20 Stop Pals. =. .35c to S5c
30 Galvanized Tubs. .65c to S5c
Is Galvanized Baskets 65c to 90c
36 Bird Cages. ). .65c to 81
so New Idea Milk Pals 65c to S5c
60 New Idea Milk
Strainers <35c to soc
As Common Milk
Strainers 15c to 35c
80 Lanterns SOC to 81
100 Cuspidores. (. .10c to $3.50
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1900-03-07

The Chicago Chronicle stands at
the head of Americas great dailies.
Morris tribune., 1900-09-08
A TIP FOR THE JokERS.
Curious Man Wants to Know About
Minglang of Languages.

Curious Man Wants to Know About
MinslinE of Languages.
ITS a funny thing said the man
with the bad cigar, who had been read
ing day before yesterdays paper:
whats thatg7 asked the young man
with the phenomenally short coat.
why, the way these fellows that
write jokes for newspapers get things
tangled up replied the first seaker.
How is thatF asked the long leg
ged young man.
.'Why, look here" continued the man
with the bad cigar warmly. did you
ever read a Dutch joke in the papers
where two Germans are supposed to be
taking to each OtherY
''Sure l did, said the tail young
man, yawning languidly.
s'Well. did you ever notice that every
time the guy that wrote the joke has
chem jabbering at each other in bro
ken English? What do you think Of
this?' He picked up the paper again
and after hunting few moments read
as follows:
"Leberwurst-Heinrich w ISIS it ven
you book beer drink yet that you want
to yump alretty?
sSchWarzkoppen-M Maybe it iss vonce
because die beer is nit hops filed up.
No?
Now. that's good thing, isn't it,"
went on the man with the bad cigar.
IF those two Germans wanted to talk
to each other. do you suppose they
would amble around in broken Eng
fish? No; they would spiel it out in
German that they both understand.
Suppose you and | were in Germany
for visit and l wanted to tell you
about some sight had seen. would /
try to tell you in bum German that
neither of US could speak or would |
talk English? They make me tired.
But that would spoil the joke. pro-
tested the tall young man.
"Huhp' snorted the other. .'Some
things are too bad to spoil.''
And then the incident was considered
closed. Chicago Chronicle.