New-York tribune., 1900-12-02
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

J. ". Shuts OF Wichita. Kan. some time ago
ground some alfalfa seed into -four. out of which
he made cakes. They proved, however. to be too
bitter to be palatabe and he made fluid
extract from the seeds. which he declares viii
make everybody fat strong and healthy. He Is
not willing to take any money for his discovery.
Trusting Souls hone it's nice. clean play"
oh I'm sure @ It Is beard my & SFothsr sSs say Ts yeS
than a hundred barrels OF water-"-Chtcago
Tribune.
Three men in a boat the Allegheny River. near
Pittsburg fell into the water the other night, and
not being able to swim. in danger of drown
ing But a companion the shore began Justify
to sing THE Moonlight on the Lake in order 10
encourage them. And although there was no
moonlight and lake in sight. they anx-
ious to join in the chorus that they forgot they
couldn't swim, and kept UP until they were rescued
The Cause of It-Tess-May winsum is quite Ill.,
Jess-Yes; she's developed chronic hysteria;
Tess-Whats the cause OF II, do you know?
Jess-Someoooy IooliSnIy tOl1 hSr IlaJ She lOoheu
beautiful when she Observation-Disclosures Press.
If Oklahoma and the Indian Territory should
come into the Union one State, The ST. Louis
Democrat suggests that they take the name
of Jefferson
The shipbuilding industry of Maine has been very
active during the last year. and II is estimated that
the new tonnage turned out the shipyards of the
Pine Tree State will amount to about 5000 tons
by December 31-100OO in excess OF the output for
1899 Thirty schooners. most Of which are Of
very large size. have been launched this year. and
the outlook for next season is very encouraging.
There has been some talk Of building a seven
masted schooner. $50 feet long. Camden, Me-
and the contract will probably be awarded in
few months.
young woman who anxious for stage honors.
"At last l have an opening. That theatrical man
ager I've been calling on is going present Mar
tin Chuzzlewit, and he's promised me an eccentric
.syVhat is N TO be-Sairev CsamD7'
No; Sairey Camps friend, Mrs. Harris
philadelphia Press
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UNREGRETTING.
There amt no use O. talkin' bout the melancholy
was good an tired o summer fore the daisies
A went their ways,
Don't you see
An | like 70 see the branches by the Northern
An the yellow leaves a-hustlin' TIL they're certain
An TO keep the FIRE a-blazin'. never eountin. up
Like twas free.
was weary OF the perfume OF the roses anyhow
When they died.
An the birds an frogs an insecks made an irri-
tatin
Far an wide.
Here's the apple red and shiny. an the cider tastes
immense.
An the turkey he's a-struttn' the squirt is on
the fence:
So quit this here repinin'. fur I reckon Provi-
dence
VIII provide.
-CWashington STAR