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Evening journal., 1900-09-28
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special 70 the Evoning Journal
New Castle Sept. 2S.-William Mere
dith is the possessor Of a gold watch.
whose owner he Is anxious to meet
While in Rehoboth several days ago
looking through a tent he found the
watch. 1t is a ladys timeplece, and
a valuable one.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Prennrinr rnr Mlnter wnrlr

Speciaf-to the Evening Journal.
Smyrna, Sept 27-The rooms used
by the Twentieth Century Club, OF
Smyrna,are being remodeled and beau
tined for the women, who expect to ac-
complish considerable good this year
The first meeting viii be on Friday
Meak
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Peaeh rhlcre. Actlre IN sm,rnn

Brenford. Sept 27.-Speculation is
rife in this place as to who the thieves
are that have been stealing peaches in
the neighborhood. The heaviest loser
is Mrs H. r. Garrison, who had $50
worth of white Heath clings stolen
from her orchard. She had been saw
ing them for preserving purposes
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Mr.. HoIcomb win Return to business

Special TO the Evening Journal.
New Castle, Sept. 2S-After a four
months stay with relatives here Bank
son r. Holc0mb will return to Spar
rows Point Nd, on Sunday. Mr.. Hol-
comb came here to recuprate, after
having been operated upon in a hos
pital in Baltimore for the relief Of ap-
pendicitis.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Choir wm Gire song serrloe

HpeclaI % Inc EVonlng journal
New Castle, Sept 2S.-The choir Of
Nazareth Church will hold a song
service In the church Sunday evening
previous to the preaching service A
program OF special music has been ar
ranged for the occasion.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Fishermen Had Good Luck

Special 20 the Evening Journal
New Castle, Sept. 2S.-George w. Da-
Wis and John Thompson had good luck
ht fishing in the canal yesterday, they
having caught about thirty splendid
Ssh. They will go down TO the canal
again in a few weeks
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Yaohts Were nlsnhIodI

Special to the Evening Journal
New Castle. Sept 2S.-Two steam
launches, the May and the Ivanhoa,
from Philadelphia. tied up here yes
terday They had disabled their ma
chinery. and were towed to Philadel-
phia later for repairs
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Nevn,rf roll- on Visit

Special 70 the Evening journal.
Newport, sept 28.-Miss Stella
Washington, daughter of the station
agent in Newport, and Miss Mary Ly-
nam have been visiting friends in
Wilmington.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
win launch Lime Barge

Tt is reported that barge M. 8. build
ing by the Harlan and Hollingsworth
Company for the Rockland and Rock
por. Lime Company. will be launched
next Saturday at high water.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Promotion for DIrector

Special % the Evening Journal
Newport Sept. 2S-Charles NJ.
Grooms. the Oldest member Of the board
Of directors Of the Newport National
Bank. expects TO become president Of
the bank.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Beok's AssaiIant at Libcrty

Special TO the Evening Journal
New Castle, Sept 28.-There is yet
no clue to the negro who shot Frank
Beck on Tuesday night The young
man went to Wilmington yesterday and
had the ball extracted from the arm
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Baaced ono BIRD

Special TO the Evening Journal
Newport. Sept. 2S.-Gus Killman
went after rail birds Wednesday and,
after travelling over twenty miles, bag
ged one bird.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
II p. asopIs VIII IVisit Wilmington

Special to the Evening Journal.
Newark, Sept 27.-Newark Conclave
OF heptasophs will pay a fraternal
visit to Friendship Conclave. No. L.
Of Wilmington, on Friday evening, DC.
tober l2
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Boys Are Missing

Special 10 the Evening journal
Newport. Sept 2S.-Lewis Hurst and
Frank Sindall are supposed to have run
away from home, as nothing has been
heard Of them since Wednesday.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Democrata PreparIng for Campaign

HTVIINI % IIIU IFVIIIHN JUUITUIs
New Castle, Sept 2S-Democrats OF
this hundred will open the campaign
hero early next month. A schedule OF
meetings Is now being arranged, and
prominent speakers are being engaged
to deliver addresses.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Hog KLIIlng Has Commenced

snecinI % the EVonIng journal
Newport, Sept. 2S-George Freder-
icks has commenced. to kill hogs. and
says the season looks brighter for him
than 1t has for some years.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
o. personnl Nninrc

Special 20 the Evening Journal.
New Castle. Sept 2S-S. Atwood
Stewart is visiting his son in New
Haven. Conn.
Wilbur Meredith is in Philadelphia.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Now Member Of clayton school BOARD

Special to the Evening Journal.
Clayton, Sept. 27.-Tor some time
past there has been a great many res
ignations in the various boards OF this
place. The latest is that OF w. +.
Clements, n member of the school
board. He is succeeded by Harvey It.
Smith.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
Receptacles Not Emptied

Complaint has been made that the
rubbish receptacles in the vicinity Of
school No /. Fifth and French streets,
ara not emptied often enough.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28

pal Church. will preach his last sermon
next Sunday Mr. Miller has been one
of the best ministers the church has
ever had.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
FOR THE SOUTH.

Southern Railway.-Express 646 p. m.
daily, sleepers to Port Tampa, Augusta.
daily. sleepers to New Orleans, Memphis.
Nashville via Asheville and Hot Springs,
Atlantic Coast Line.-Fxpress 1913 p. ni.s
daily. sleepers to Charleston. Jacksonville.
Port Tampa, and Macon; LOS A. m, daily
sleepers to Richmond and Jacksonville.
Chesapeake & Ohio Railway S.l1 p. ms
daily, dining car, and sleepers TO Gin
cinnau.
Seaboard Air I.ine.--Express, 4S5 a. M.
daily, sieepers to Jacksonville; 800 D. IN
daily. sleepers to Atlanta and Tampa
Evening journal., 1900-09-28

Five-cent sporty Boy" cigar, al
ways mild and sweet
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
: 0 p a h FneweII scrm..n

Special to- the Evening Journal
Newport. sept 2e.-The Rev. e. X.
Miller, pastor Of the Newport Episco-
Evening journal., 1900-09-28

Mrs. william II. Robinson has re-
turned from a trip to Chicago.
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
nnI.AWARn nIVIsIoN

For New Castle, S1s a. M. Goo. Lss anA
SIS .. m, weekdays.
For Lewes and Rehoboth. SIS a. m. lN
Rehoboth special. L15 D. m, SATURDAY.
Ionly.
Los a. m, 4sa. 65S ana l2.l1 D. m. soh-
For wyoming and way stations. 800 >.
Express for Cape Charles. old Point
days and 12.n night daily.
TRAINS LEAVE BROAD STREET srks
TION. PHILADELPHIA
FOR THE WEST.
$50 q. m, daily, Pittsburg, Chicago. Cna-
cinnati. Louisville. and st. Louis. Dtas
loI & a. -n M. daily for Pittsburs and css-
cago. (No coaches 10 Pittsburg.) LAm-
tied to two Buffet Parlor Cars.
i2.zo D. m, daily Limited" Pittsbuf8s
Chicago. Cleveland, Toledo, Cincinnati
Louisville, and ST. Louis. dining Carl
las D. M, daily. Pittsburg and CLEVELAND
$50 p. m, daily, Pittsburg, Chicago. Nesh:
vile, 6Via CincinnatD, Indianapolis, ana
st. Louis. Dining Carr
AS5 D. M. daily, Pittsburg. Columbus. Ins
dlanapolis, Louisville, and st. Louis
$50 p; m, m. daily, Pitts6nrs and Cnieaso'
n.oo p. m. daily. Plttsburg. Cincinnati
40 D. NJ, daily, Pittsburg and ChiceEc
Valley Vale Route; Tor Cleveland except sas-
urday.
O. Congressional Limited Hxprese An
Vestibule Parlor Cars and Dining Car.
No extra fare other than the usual Pull
man charge. Id.
(ss) Limited Express. vestibule Parlog
Cars Vestibule Passenger Coaches, ana
| Diniug Car No extra fare.
The Wilmington Transfer Company VIII
call for and check baggage from hotels
md relidences.
For further information. passengers are
referred 70 the ticket agent at the sta
ton.
J. b. HUTCHINSON. ]. r. WOOD.
/ Gen. Manager. Gen. Passenger Agent
Evening journal., 1900-09-28
RAILROADS.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
PHILADELPHIA. WILMINGTON tsrTu
BALTIMORE r. r.
Sc. Schedule in effect october l, 1909.

schedule In effect October 1, 1909.
Trains leave Wilmington as follows.
Eor Philadelphia (express), Isl, 3O2 4 q,
a;S9 Z; "a H42 $50. $50 S55. 9.s5. 955, i01l. 1O5z.
.. m. ''---
Accommodation, s.1o, z1o. s14. Ii.Os a. M.
soy, ~, 400 5.26 and 10.43 D. m.
For Chester (express), 157. 40. $50 T4a
.-eg. S.50. $50. l01l. l22. II 80, ii 45 a m.
'.9t, q .,.cos1 soO, A5S. eO7. s5s. and eOe p mn
Accommodation. $40, 710 S14 II. .O2 a. m
25D. 2.22. 400. 5.2s, Gao. and 1o.1s o, m
For New York Through express), L51.
wv, a.S5 Dining Carr, 9.55. iO52, 1i.45 a. m,
s'lzl6 ~ lDining Carr, 1S7 Dining Carr. ali.
connecting via Broad Street station
Philadelphia, 40. $50, 7.10 $50. $50. 1O.11,
lO52 q. m, 12S0, 81. 232, s.1l. ass 5.O7. 607.
For Boston without change. 1902 a. m.
For Newark G Center and intermediate
Baltimore and Washington. as. 500. 91o
1919, and 11.02 a.. m. 1905. 1918. ~s11b Iha
81; 409' 5;2s, '6.1O. 6.46. 7.OS, 7s6. s.11 y. m.
nd LOS night.
Baltimore and intermediate stations, Lee.
rs b57 D. H.. 1913 night.
Leave Philadelphia, Broad Street, fo1
Wilmington (express), 3.5, 40, Us, $50
lV:;Sc. ll.2S, lSS a. M ''i2s6. l;ls. 20. s.1A
$50, ISL, 1i.26. lbs p. M, and 1920 night.
Accommodation, 6.4, 7.S0. 9.12. 1OS5 a. m.
l.2S, 30S, A04. 4.H. 62. s.38. 1872 and i1-s9
p. m.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
For Philadelphia (express), Isl S02, 40
sb5, S5, 1856, 1852, 11.45 N, lS7, 800. 4.b2
6O7, III. 906 and 9.16 D. m.
Accommodation, 40. $40 a. m, 12.14, zoo.
100. 5.26. 7.2S, and 1913 p. m.
For Chester (eXpress), l57, 40 8.b5, 9.s5.
II. 15 a. m, 1.3l, 800, ASS. CO., and 906 .. m.
Accommodation, 40, $40 a. m, 12.l4, 2oo.
400, b.26, Us, and 43 d. m.
For New York (through express), 161.
t02 s35 Dining Carr, $50. 1852, IFS a. m.
l.T Dining Carl, 800, SCI. '62O Dining
| Carr, III, 9l6 p. m, connecting via Broad
Street Station, Philadelphia, 400 7.10, sic
a. m, Ls7. 400, 400. ass, 6.0. I'll. and
t0.43 D. m.
For Boston, without change, III D. m.
Baltimore and Washington. L35. s.ees
1918 a. m, 1906. 1913. 1.6O. 351. 400. b0.
$40, 6.46. 7.36, S.11 .. m. and LOS night.
Baltimore and intermediate stationa.
5.57 p. m, 121S night.
Leave Philadelphia, Broad Street, Tor
Wilmington (express), $50, 720. 11.23, 11.S
a. m, 1.13. 3i3. 329. AL. Sos 6.05. 6.55. IN.
/ 835, 11-26. 1i.2S D. m, and II. 20 night.
! Accommodation. SIS, 9.12, .10.35 d. m-.
i220. asa, 613 SIS. and 1922 D. m
FOR THE SOUTH.
Southern Railway.-Express 646 p. m.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03
ATE THE BUTTONS.
GRANDMA, Who Had Sewn Them
on the Clothes.

Grandma could not believe her eyes!
She had herself sewed buttons on Mar
garet's and Dorothy's new clothes.
And now here they were, come to have
their little waists and petticoats but
toned, and not button to be seen!
Grandma was sure they were good
buttons. for she had taken them out of
the package mamma brought home
with lot Of shopping.
The little girls, with laughing faces,
stood in front of her, holding up their
little clothes from dropping down,
watching her astonishment. Then
Dorothy said: ''I'm going TO Tess,
graz dma."
"Aud will, too" said Margaret. eve
ate the buttons. grandma"
"Atc buttons! Oh, Margaret. you'll
die! When did you do il? Answer
quickly"
ooh. grandma. they were candy, and
so good" and Margaret smacked her
rosy lips Dorothy wetted her finger
to rub .peck OF black off one, and IL
tasted sweet. and then we bit one, and
IT was just like yellow taffy, and we
ate them all up before we thought, and
our clothes fell down, and please won't
you forgive us?"
Dear. white-haired grandma laughed
till the tears ran down her cheeks. For
mamma said she had bought the candy
buttons for a joke, never dreaming
grandma would be caught.-Cincinnati
Enouirer
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03
HUMOROUS.

Master--"It's terrible to have 10 scold
you so often!" Page-"Oh! don't
mind, sir; / never llsten.'-Ally Sloper.
at must be more discouraging to
fight colored pugilist than a white
one" "Wby SOP" Because when you
give him black eye you don't know
Iit."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Flunk-"That man Fluster has
wonderful command of language"
his home yesterday when he was trying
to put up a stovepipe." = Ohio State
Journal.
A Desperate Case-"Papa," she said,
"the count has assured me that he cant
live another day without me-"
"Humph," grunted the old man. IL
didn't think he was as hard up as all
that Philadelphia Record.
Circumstances Alter Cases.-She-
when you married me you said: With
all my worldly goods thee endow.'"
He-"Aye, but l was only earnin' Is
bob n week then; didn't think | was
ever goin' to be foreman."-AIly Sloper.
We were in bitterly reflective mood
to-day. ITO marry" we mused, us to
purchase bliss at a dear price" And
you don't get it any cheaper at whole
sale, either" put in the sultan Of Suiu,
who had now to be reckoned WITH
Puck
Heres the clock key, mamma" said
four-year-old Tommy. will that do?"
evil II do for what, dear?" asked the
nstonished mother. "To wind yourself
up WITH" replied the little fellow. II
heard you tell tine doctor that you were
all run DOWN.. o. Times-Democrat.
He believe congratulations are in
order. Pray accept mine" She
"What for?" He-"I heard you were
engaged" She-"Goodness, you're be-
hind the times. I've been married for
two months to Mr.. Roller" Ie-"Oh!
u beg pardon How stupid! I'm SO
ry!"-Catholic Standard and Times.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03

that's like her. She's always crazy
about something or other, but never
more than one thing at time. II it
isn't mental science, it's an automo-
bile or a dog or French lessons or some
thing. | think it's u blessing that a
person can't be crazy on too many sub
jects at the same time, don't you?
But must confess that Hotchkiss is
about the worst attack she's had. And
it makes her so mad because ] snub
him"
what difference does it make to her
how you treat him."
well. | think she labors under the
delusion that he would be a.happy adj
dition to our family. She can't marry
him. because she is already tied up
to commonplace, everyday broom'
stick of an old man, who works in the
Office IA hours day so as to keep her
supplied with luxuries.'
''Such as lectures"
"Yes--lecturcs, antique furniture
md chihuahua dogs. AS | tell you,
she can't marry Mr.. Hotchkiss herself
while Henry encumbers the earth, and
so she has generously turned him over
to me-"
you're not serious, are your
81 am. really
"You don't mean to say that she has
actually suggested such "a thing
AS your taking up with it-with
that?"
"Well. not in so many words, but she
has sung his praises to me early and
late, and is simply furious whenever
j show the slightest inclination to
make fun of him. She has assured me
that he is distinctly superior to any
other man of my acquaintance"
Especially me, suppose
"Yes, ! think she meant you In par
sicular. She says that Mr.. Hotchliss
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03
An Original Proposal
BY George AIDE.
A CONVERSATION between Harry

A NON ERSAIlON between Harry
IA and Ethel.
Ethel-ls it cold outside?
Harry--Ies. ! believe it is.
don't you know"
"Ies. | know il is-horribly cold.
You can tell by the frost on the win
lows."
DO you have any trouble in keeping
year house warm?"
Il don't believe so-hadn't noticed"
Hadn't noticed what?"
"What was it you asked me?"
81 asked you if that was a new era
vat,
NO, it's an old one. That isn't what
you asked me-"
YES it is. think it's perfectly love-
~"
DO you? 1 don't like it very well
myself"
Il don't see why. It's awfully be-
coming"
"Do you really think SOP"
"Yes, do, really. Now don't go to
fixing it or you'll spoil it. 1t was just
right before"
"hll right. I'll hold still"
"You don't like white ties, do you?"
"No--eXcept on somebody else"
whats your objection to them?"
''They have professional look, or
rather a suggestion of advertising
your business. When see man with
white tie always conclude that he
Is either minister or bartender"
"Eut Mr.. Hotchkiss wears white
tie. and he isn't either
"IIotchkiss isn't anything worth
speaking off,
"Oh. Harry, if Sister Laura heard
you say that
"Well. wouldn't care very much.
She must know by this time that
haven't any use for him. The idea! In
this day and age of the world, and in
Chicago, of all places, mana male
man-ettng his hair grow long. put
ting on nose-glasses and white lie
and starting out to lecture before
afternoon clubs on-what is il he lee
lures on. anyway"
"Oh, the True Somethingness of
Beauty. | guess it is. Laura says he's
terribly bright. She says there are
very few people that appreciate him."
"Shc's dead right about that. !
know of 90 men that will pay him any
price to come over to the club and put
on the gloves. But the women seem to
think he's all right
''0h. some of them do. or they pre-
tend to. Just at this minute he's a nov
city. Il fad.
''.Iust at this minute and every other
minute he sa freak. Why do wom-
en- get stuck on that kind of II fellow?'
"l'hcy don't except for a little
while. They merely take him mp just
to be doing"
"Just to be done. you mean
"Do you know just now Laura
Thinks he is the cutcst thing, But
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03
Dreadful Death Await. TIL. Tomm,

According to the Liverpool Post, a
local firm, being delighted ut the idea
that one of its employees was called up
to join the reserves, at once volun-
teered to pay half his wages to his wife
in his absence. At the end of the month
the woman appeared, and the money
she said, flour pound?" YES" replied
the senior partner, "that is exactly
half; sorry you are not satisfied" at
isn't that I'm not satisfied; why, for
years he has told me he only got six
pounds altogether, and-and-if the
Beers don't kill him. will"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03
biggest skyscropcr Of Them All.

Bigscst skyscrnper Of Them All.
The three champion skyscrapers OF
the United States are the Syndicate
building on Park row, the Masonic
Temple in Chicago and the Exchange
building in Boston. These are to be re-
enforced by monster structure to
be built in Philadelphia by New York
and Philadelphia capitalists. which win
outshine all of them. 1t will occupy n
whole block and be the largest Office
building In the world.--Chicago inter
Ocean.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03
Matches.

1t has been estimated that English
people use an average of eight
matches each person per day, and an
nually over 100000, 100000 are burned
The largest match factory is in Aus
tria, and each year il uses $4,000
pounds of phosphorus, turns out 2,5oo,-
900, 100000 matches, and for the boxes
alone 100000 feet of wood is used.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03

Ex-senator lIoar has taken occasion
to deny that he ever attacked the
president. So far from that, he says
that for years he has had strong
personal attachment for Mr.. McKin-
ley. He further declares that 1.-THE
alternative of electing Mr.. Bryan is
not to be contemplated u moment,
since his election means the destruc-
ton Of our unrivaled prosperity
indianapolis journal.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03
GENTLEWOMEN FARMERS
An English Institution Where W0m-
en- Are Taught the Different
branches of Agriculture.

The Lady Warwick Hostel, at Reading,
England, which has just celebrated its
anniversary, was established with
view to affording women of culture and
edscation opportunity to fit themselves
for the lighter branches of agriculture.
Several American women have signified
their intention of availing themselves
of its instruction. Among the branches
taught are poultry and bee keeping,
dairy work, gardening and rural indus
tries generally. Two buildings, the
Maynard Hostel and Brooke house, for
boarding special students have been re-
Gently added. Forty-three regular stu
dents can be accommodated with tu-
ition and board.
The institution has acres of land un-
der cultivation. Besides this, the war
den's garden contains six acres that will
be worked as an object lesson TO the stu
dents, showing what can he done on
acre plots of land. a large part Of this
garden will be devoted TO bush fruits,
but an acre has been sowcd with wheat
and II farmyard is 10 be added. In n
large potting shed with Il matched roof
carpenters benches are included. and
the students are taught the funda-
mental principles Of carpentry, in order
that they may be able to make frames,
poultry houses or DO any work Of the
kind tina, is required.
\ mushroom house and greenhouse
were added during the year, A rose gar
den is to be one of the first innovations
of the coming season. The propagation
of vines. bush fruits. roses and shrubs,
budding. grating, summer and winter
pruning and all kinds of tree planting
receive especial attention. Training is
given in raising all kinds of vegetables
and seeds and in the thinning and plant
ing Of them.
The culture of tomatoes, cucumbers
and mushrooms for market is taught,
rs the culture of mushrooms is particu-
larry profitable. In the dairy branch
the pupils are given instruction in milk
testing and the making Of the various
kinds of soft and pressed and impressed
cheeses. BESIDES these, the feeding.
management and milking Of cows are
taught. Poultry keeping is successful
| part of the hostel work The sale of
poultry and eggs has amounted since
last April to about 1920, while food and
stock for the year have cost only about
500, and leo head of poultry are left for
table and egg production.
At present the greater proportion OF
| produce raised is consumed in the hos
| tells, but there is already small private
market for anything that can be spared
In the way Of poultry. eggs, honey and
vegetables. by this means experience
ing, packing and marketing. and per-
manent places will be offered later to
| those who show themselves well quail
| fled to undertake the work. Branches
in the manufacture OF jams. pickles,
| fruit bottling and similar industries
will be added later.-N. Y. Tribune.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03

a folding hat has been patented by
Scotch woman, single sheet of stir
paper or other material being folded
into transverse plaits. with a crease
through the center Mt right angles with
the plaits, which allows one portion 10
bend out and form the brim after the
sheet Is bent into a tube.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03

Most of the very rich United States
senator's made their money in mining
of some liind--Clark, Hanna. Jones
and Elkins being cases in point. MT.
Mcconnell, the richest congressman,
dug nearly all his estimated $2o,ooo.-
600 out of Pennsylvania coal mines.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03
s,te,y IN oue.n.,own untbor.

The harbor Of Queenstown is three
miles long, two vide, almost entirely
sheltered. and as safe as II is capacious.
The whole British navy may safely
ride within its area.-N. Y. Sun.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03
The Par.on who MIXED Ills Cow.

A country pastor, who was very
bright and original in his remarks, at
tracted the notice OF wealthy lady
who was spending the summer in the
vicinity. One evening she called at the
parsonage just as the old minister, clad
in overalls, was coming in from the
sable with trimming pail of milk.
"Why, Mr.. SMITH" exclaimed the
lady. do you milk COVE"
Certainly. madam" was the reply.
"Whut would you have me milk?"-
Judge.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03
Improved Mod.rp Me,hoa.

People who live in glass houses
should not throw stones. They should
buy long tom," says the Chicago
Record, that will shoot 20 miles.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-03-03
The Woman Suffered.

"Your husband seems to be victim
of the tobacco habit"
"No; I'm the victim. He thoroug hly
enjoys it."-Tit-Bits.