The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-08-16

Ii you wish to cure scrofula or salt rheum
permanently, take HOOD SaT,saparilla. IL
Lighter. McPhatters: 81 see you are still
buying anti-fat medicine. Does Doe, it seem to
nave nay. any etfect9?' Hefty. ~ es, indeed. l
get on the scales" McPhatters: "We?
What do you mean by 'we'?' Hefty: "My-
self and my purse" Harpers Bazaar.
Perry Davis Pain-hii er.-Its valuable
properties as a speedy cure for pain cannot
fail to be generally appreciated, and no
family should be without it in case OF acct
dent, or sudden attack OF dysentery, dlarr-
htra or cholera morbuS. SOld everyWhere
A A.n substitutes, there IS out one ram
A Ridiculous Fad Mrs Jackson: ''Dat
hifalutin Mrs Washtubb am putin on lots
89 afs y ng Wo ke am %1 hee
latest fad?" Mrs. Jackson: why, de most
redikilous fling yo' evah heerd OBJ, She am
sum her husband fo' non support Puck.
Mr.. Hauskeep-"My wife broke fairy
lamp, two vases, and cut-glass flower
stand in our parlor last evening, but she ac-
complished her purpose. Mr.. Ascum-
For goodness sake, what was her pur-
pose?" Mr.. Hauskeep-"To capture a
clothes moth that was flying around. >
Philadelphia Press.
To save Her Child
From frightful Disagreement Mrs. Nan
ME Galleger of LaGrange, Ga, applied
Bucklen's Arnica Salve to great sores on
her head and face, and writes its quick cure
exceeded all her hopes. 1t works wonders
in Sores, Bruises, skin Eruptions, Cuts,
Burns, ScaldS and Piles. Doc. Cure guaran-
teed by r. H. Moody, druggist. 4W52
The Philadelphan-'' Isnt the mud on
this street trihe deep Chicagoan (proud-
ly)-"Deep? 1t is the deepest mud on any
paved street i'll the world indianapolis
Press.
You assume no risk when you buy Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Dlarrhpa Rene
dy. A. \. Howes Il Co., druggists, will refund
your money if you are not satisfied alter
using it. 1t is everywhere admitted to be
the most successful remedy in use for bowel
complaints and the only one that never fails.
1t is pleasant, safe and reliable. 4m21
Invalid Ito sympathizing caller
dear, have lost nearly all my hair Liter
al child-'T know where it is, mamma; |
saw it in your dressing table drawer.
Harper's Bazaar.
can International Courtsnip'' the new
and absorbingly interesting novel by Mel
vile kirke. has been described by a leading
London weekly newspaper as "a remark
able novel; 1t is the story of marriage be-
tween American girls and titled English
men. Published by The Nicely Co., ia
Fifth Ave, \. Y. Postpaid S1.o0 5yrs24
''Papa," said Benny Beechwood, what is
the highest position in the army he
command of the ballon brigade, replied Mr..
pnn nah t1x- & I IN n
icle-Telegraph.
For over Fifty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TRIEp REMEDY.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years BY millions OF
mothers for their children while teething,
with perfect success. 1t sOUtheS the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind
collie, and is the best remedy for Dlarrhra.
Is pleasant to the taste Sold by druggists
in every part of the world. Twenty five
cents bottle Its value is incalculable. Be
sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup, and take no other kind.
His Chirography-"Isn the armless Won
der original I'm what? ?" ''Why, when he
gave me his autograph, he wanted to know
if | didn't think he wrote a handsome foot y
Philadelphia Evening Bulletin
DIR. r. Detchon's Anti piuretic
May be worth to you more than 500 If you
have a child who soils bedding from incon-
tenence of water during sleep. Cures old
and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble at
once. 81. Sold by \. a. lIowes X Co.,
Druggists, Belfast, Me 1yr19
Taking the Census. joints: 'Great Scott :.
has that man been in an explosion or Il rail
road wreck" Brown: Neither. Hes a
census enumerator who showed upa smaller
population in his town than it had been years
ago Detroit Free Press.
RELIEF IN SIX HOURS.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Disease
relieved in six hours by "NEw GREAT
SoUTm AMERICAN kIDNEY CURE" 1t is a
great surprise on account OF its exceeding
promptneSs in relieving pain in bad-
der, kidneys and back, in male or female.
Relieves retention Of water almost imme-
diately. If you want quick relief and cure
this is the remedy. Sold by A. \. Ilowes n
Co., Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1yl9
have YOU got for dinnera" Waiter: Roast
beef frcasseedchicke OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
ed and ttrgepuddingmilktea
andcotfee." Diner: 'Give me the third,
fourth, fifth, sixth, eighteenth and nineteenth
syllables.." Tit-Bits.
T. said the gentleman who had fairly
prospered, ''am humbly proud of the fact
that took Get thee behind me, Satan, as
my motto when | began business life. :"
''There is nothing, said the second gentle
man. who had measured business wits with
the first gentleman, ''like having good back
ing" Indianapolis Press.
LIVERITA, the up-to-date Little Liver
PILL &c. boxes contain 10 pills, Zoe. boxes
contain 40 pills, 25c. boxes contain 100 pills.
Sold by A. A. Howes Il Co., druggists, Bel
fast, Me. 3yrs24.
His Definition. ''You never studied ora
tory" ''No," answered Senator Sorghum.
81 never cared to be speaker What is
your idea of a true orator." "An orator,
sir, is man who is trying to get votes with
out paying for them" Washington Star.
What Shall We Have for Dessert?
This question arises in the family every
day. Let us answer it to-day. Try Jell-O,
delicious and healthful dessert. Prepared
in two minutes. No boiling. no baking
add boiling water and set to cool. Flavor
Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Straw
berry. At your grOcers, 10 cts. 1y10
Lacking credence. "Can you believe
what he says" asked the journalist of the
newspaper man. 81 am sorry to be compel
led to answer that question in the negative
replied the latter. ''IIe iSas Enthusiastically
as copyrighted cablegram" Harper 5
Bazaar.
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