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ENGLISH DocToR.s FEES.

larger than in Other Countries and
Fortunes Have Been Anassed.
Perhaps the physicians of England
receive larger fees than their brother
practitioners in other countries of the
world. The greatest medical feature
of the century. as might have been ex-
pected, has fallen to the lot of Sir,
William Jenner, who died a short time
ago at the ripe old age of 50 years Sir
William, who was always liberal in his
expenditure and his charities. left a
personal estate of the value of $685.
O00. In his pa1miest days Sir William
more than once made 1000 by a
single weeks work, although natur-
ally his average earnings were much
below this amount. He himself, how
ever, estimated his aggregate profess
siona1 income for the last 80 years
of his active life at over half a mil
lion pounds sterling, and yet this king
OF doctors has been known to travel
to a distant suburb and take a two
guinea fee with smile and a Thank
you Some Of the largest recorded
medical fees, however, fall to his lot
and he is said to have received f20,-
600 for his attendance on the late
prince consort and the Prince of Wales
during their two serious. and in one
case fatal, illnesses. Sir William
Gull, who had nine years less of life,
amassed e344 ,O23, the second medical
fortune or the century, Sir Andrew
Clark, with q still shorter life. accu-
INFLATED &146, TAG. It is significant that
some of the medical men who have
reapted the largest harvests have been
prOprietOrs of private asylums. Dr.
Paul, proprietor of the Camberwell
House Private Asylum. amassed over
&100 900, and DR. William Wood, of
the Priory Private Asylum, Roehamp-
ton, left f67, 900 Fifteen physicians
who have died quite recently left be
hind them an aggregate fortune of
200 900, or the gratifying average
savings of f133, 900. Sir Moren Mac
kenzie is said to have received G20,-
600 for attending Frederick the Noble,
but at his death left only f21. 953-
These fortunes become ineligible
when we consider that a fashionable
physician frequently earns from 100 to
200 guineas in couple of hours morn
ing consultations. and that there are
many days on which his fees amount
to 500 guinees or more An ordinary
fee for attending a patient at dis
lance of 200 miles from town would be
$50 guineas, and for an operation at
this distance a fashionable surgeon
would get considerably more.-Utica
Globe
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

The vicar of an East London parish
was one Of the first London c1ergymen
to grow his beard The then Bishop
of London wished to stop the practice,
and as he was going to confirm in that
church sent his chaplain TO the vicar
to ask him to shave it off, saying he
should otherwise select another church
for the confirmation. The vicar re-
piled that he was quite willing to take
his candidates to another church, and
would give out next Sunday the rea-
son for the change OF course the
bishop -retracted-
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fact, it is said by Cook County Jail
Physician Francis w Mcnamara that
the doctor is even in better health than
when he began his self-imposed task
He has fallen away somewhat in
weight, going from $50 pounds to 125,
and losing about six inches of girth.
But his health has kept excellent. The
endurance of the doctor is looked upon
as remarkable by the Jail officials, who,
despite sharp watch constantly kept
up;have failed to discover the prisoner
partaking of any food except such as
has been named above. The doctor
says he has absolutely touched moth
ing in the way of food but sugar and
salt dissolved in water and coffee, eX-
cept what angels bring him at night
The doctor claims to be gifted with
divine power and that he is fed by an
gels who bring him food at night and
sing to him.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20
Amos. Let Is cross.

An ANXIOUS nervous looking woman,
followed by bewhiskered farmer,
stepped up to the station master at
H, little station in Massachusetts,
and asked: Has the three-fifteen
gone yet?'' Yes. about ten minutes
ago. he replied. When will the four
twenty be along, them Not for
quite a time yet Are there any ex-
presses before then?' No ANY
Specialist No Amy freight trains?'
NO Nothing at alp No Are
you quite sure?' Yes +'Thep,
Amos. let US cross the track,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

Here is a picture of Dr. Henry Reuel
Wallace, who is now incareerated in a
Chicago Jail as defendant in a breach
of promise case He claims to be OBJ
serving an ordinance OF God, and Is
fasting for forty days Up to date he
has passed into his thirty-seyenth day,
subsisting solely on coffee, sugar and
water and salt. The doctor began his
strange trial in good health, and has
continued in the same condition In
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20
Depreeia ton of Money.

In 1873 a silver dollar was worth one
dollar and siXth-tenths in gold, and in
1896 fOrty-ive cents Money may de-
preciate but there is one standard
medicine, which has not changed in
half century. and that is Hostetter-s
Stomach Bitters- 1t always has been
the one remedy for indigestion, dys-
pepsia and kidney troubles
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what Happened in the South

Balny gulf breezes 1adened the air
with the sweet odor OF ..aow'rets
choicest SCENTS and the silv-ry moon
shed its effuIgent light among the bud
ding boughs Of springs virgin foliage
and cast fantastic shadows upon ma
lures carpet of grsen.-Lake Charlex
La.1 Press.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

Pain or soreness in the back must
never be sighted. Kidney diseases
creep on JUS with only that one warn
ing. Delay is folly when by timely
use of Morley's Liver and Kidney Cor
dial. the great System renovator. all
danger can be avoided. This remedy
is a positive cure for Kidney and
Urinary Troubles Sold by agent in
every town
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No matter what ais you. headache
until your bowels are put right.
CASCARETS help nature, cure you
without a grippe or pain, produce easy
natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back
CASCARETS Candy Cathartic, the
genuine. put up in metal boxes. every
tablet has C. C C stamped On it Be
ware of limitations.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

The Chinese have not yet learned to
appreciate a we1l-hnished tool of any
kind. The only tools that they require
seem to be those that they can not
actually do Without-such as razors
cheap knives. scissors. needles, saws.
chisels, etc.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

An examination of the sun through
the gigantic telescope at the optical
pavilion of the Paris exposition is said
to have given unlocked for results The
image of the sun was seen with sur
prising clearness and prominences
which have hithe been visible at the
edge only were perceptible on the sur
face.
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Ed. H Hardin, China Springs. Tex,
says .tOne large dose of Morley's
Wonderful Eight cured my mare OF
Iock-jaw. 1t was wonderful cure
by agent in every town
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Cures

Cures cholera, d5arrhoea collie
cramps. Iameness, sprains. Iumbago.
swellings. pains in the head or body.
neuralgia, rheumatism and toothache.
all pain, internal external cured
quicker with NorIey's Wonderful
Eight than any other remedy Sold
by agent in every town.
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Ealtor Win Blood in 1ui. Ere.

Next week" announces a deter
mined if rot desperate north Missouri
editor, we viii be running this paper
as Jesse James would have run it. De-
IinQGent subscribers may expect call
from US with their accounts stuck in
the n1uzzle of six-shooter- Otherwise
this paper will have to be run as the
sheriff would run IT.
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LOW RATE EXCURSIONS,
Via Missouri Pacific R'y-, And
Mountain Route.

Via Missouri Pacific R'y-, And Iron
Mountain Route.
To points in the West. Southwest. and
Southeast, at half-rates (plus S2-G0) for the
round trip. Tickets on sale Tuesdays Septem-
Der 9Th and 18th. October End and 18th, NoVeu1-
Der 9Th and Goth, ard December 4th and 18th,
1900. For fun information land folders, etc.
address agent OF the above lines, H. G.
Townsend, G. p. & Il. Agent St Louis, Mo
Now that the dog days are over we
may prepare far the eat nights
Husband,
If you have weak, nervous, deDil-
itated wife, do not scold or become i'm
patient with her. Give her kind treat
ment, loving words and Mor1ey's Liver
and Kidney Cordial to -renovate, regu-
late and strengthen her system, and
our word for it she Will soon be your
healthy, happy best half. Price 81
Sold by agent in every town
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

Mrs A G. Russell Nashville, Tenn, wrote:
Dr. Monett'S TEETHINA CPeething Powders) is
the greatest blessing teething children
that the world has ever known
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

Every woman has story about a
man whose wife died and his hair
turned gray in a SINGLE night.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

The engaged girl doesn't exactly like
a stingy man; but she wants him to bs
rather close.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

A man never knows how badly he
feels until he gets his doctors bills
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1t has been noticed that the girls
who say they just love to go out in the
rain invariably have pretty hosiery and
neat ankles
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You win enjoy this publication much
better if you Will get in the habit of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford a most interesting study and
some excellent bargains. Our adver-
tisers are reliable and send what they
advertise.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

Every time peach on u tree sees a
boy looking at it through the fence, it
is scared out of a weeks growth.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

Times are changing 1t used to be
that all babies and sixteen year old
girls were pretty. But this year we
deny it
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

He who talks too much will hear
many things of himself that are not
very complimentary.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

A deaf mute may be born with a sill
yer spoon in his mouth, and yet some
people still claim that silence is gold
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

1t is easier for a p erson to bear all
the TnisfortuRes OF his neighbors than
a single one Of his own
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

Please Try FauItIess Starch
once and you will never any other All
grOcers sell it-1arge package Toe.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of the throat and lungs--WAd.
Q. ENDSI-EY. Vanburen, Ind Feb. 10, 1900.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

1t is well to study law and physic
but it is better to need neither.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

Prosperity sends the balloon up, but
adversely pulls it down again.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

Some robes are made of wood; ward
robes for example.
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Marriage may be failure, but that
osity
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4 woman with n bad temp er is sell
dom the rage.
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To be always happy, use Red Cross
Ball Blue SC. Refuse limitations.
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When people are going to get mar
ried, they lie as freely people who
have been fishing.
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Halls Cafarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price. 75c.
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The average woman pays more at
tention to price than to value.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1900-09-20

a woman with a scrawny neck
doesn't approve of decollete gowns
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The Manufacturers Of Carter's Ink have had
forty years experience in making it and thew
certainly know how Send s.InkIings,'' free
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The mortgage is always looking TO
somebody to give it lift.
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FITS FerEaanent Iy d 81
6rst OF Mime 6 Nerve Restorer.
Send FREE S2.OO t. al bottle and treatlse
r. H tti.9 Arch
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All goods are alike to PUTNAM
FADELESS DYES, they color al
fbers at one boiling.
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FED BY THE ANGELS.
CHRISTIAN HEALER HAS ass
TONISHED JAILERs

Has Pasted for ThIrty-sevea Days and
Is Stin Strong and Cent sient-Laughs
at the Ignorance of the World
Claims to He GIFTED with Divine Power.
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Many man who goes into a jack
pot blind comes out with his eyes open.
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Some articles must be described. Whites
ucatan needs no description; it's the real
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All men are not homeless, but some
are home less than others
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Mrs. WEnaIo

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums, reduces In
smm tion allays pain, wind collie. bottle
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After the average woman marie
she hasn't single idea in the world.
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Fools acquire wisdom and 1oafers GO
to work tomorrow.
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ONES in

The biting wind usually comes in
the teeth of the storm
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The talkative bore is the worst kind
of a pneumatic tire.
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Even the campaign orator realizes
that money talks
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A travelling salesman in each southern state;
$50 $50 p month and expenses; experience
not absolutely necessary For particulars
dress Penicl2s Tobacco Works, PeniclAs. Va
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rhe Rest Frescr1pt.on COZ ch,l,s

The nation that produces the most
marriages is fasci nation.
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When a man looks in mirror he
knows how it is himself.
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plausible speech does not Away:
get applause.
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Keep looking young your hair, Its color
end beauty with PARKER-S HAIR BAEsAE
HISDEKCoRSs, the best for corns- 15cts-
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pointer the races general
turns out disappointer-
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Ladies who take pride in clear, white
clothes should use Red Cross Ball Blue
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Don't be stuck up. If you can't c1imb
over creep under
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A broad-brim1ned hat doesn't neces
sariIy indicate e broad mind
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If you would keep your enemies
from knowing any harm of you, don t
let your friends know any.
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Husband

Now that the dog days are over we
may prepare far the eat nights
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-09-24
Mine. Tbat Burn For Yeas.

A number of good sized mines are
now on fire in the United States and
have been for years. The Vulcan mine
on the Green river, opposite Newcastle,
in Colorado, has been on fire since the
great explosion several years ago, when
about 80 persons lost their lives. All
efforts to quench it have proved fruit
less. In Butte there is q mine which
has been afire since 1884. 1t has been
treated with carbonic acid gas gener-
ated on a large scale, quicklime and
acids and all the sitting devices that
genius and experience could devise, but
so far without effect.
In Pennsylvania there are several
steadily burning mines, and in one
place where the outlet of natural gas is
very great the spectacle it affords is of
SURPRISING interest. For miles around
a great tower of fire may be seen day
and night, and the dense black smoke
which it gives off settles upon the sur
rounding country. How a mine gets
afire is easily explained, even though
the greatest precautions are taken to
prevent it. Coal seams eXude a gas
varying in quantity according to the
pressure and the quality of the deposit,
which gas when mixed with air in GER
tain proportions is about as explosive
as gunpOwder.-New York Post.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-09-24
The source of wisdom.

ST wonder how Solomon became the
wisest man on earth?'
THAT'S easily explained" replied the
man with the intellectual but worried
face. 'sYou see, Solomon had a large
number of families, and of course his
children asked questions. just as all
children do. have no doubt Solomon
was like anybody else and had a GER
tain dislike to exposing his ignorance.
When one of the children would ask
him something he didn't know, he'd
make believe he wanted drink of wa
ter and then go out and look nethe
back of the dictionary. l shouldn't be
surprised if he were compelled to do
this so or go times day. Under such
man couldn't help getting
wise."-Washington Star.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-09-24
Eunnx Freaks off yvette Gui1hert.

Mile. Yvette Guilbert in the heyday
of her American success was in splen-
did spirits. In crossing certain dis
trict on Sunday she was unable to get
q bottle of claret.
eff 1 give it to you, madame" said
the waiter, Il shall have to go to Jail"
'EThen CO." said Mile. Guilbert cheer
fully, "but first get me my claret."
One afternoon in Chicago two blank
cards were sent up to her by callers de-
string her autograph. On the one she
wrote, "Yvette Guilbert is a very good
singer" and on the other, 3'Yvette Gull
bert is a very naughty singer"
"Now," she said airily as she dropped
them on the tray, ''let them choose
wheech is wheech."
Her wisdom was of a worldly de-
scription. For who will give me bread
when | no longer please by my songs,
the dear publeec? No. Therefore I come
to America. and 1 come high.'-Satur-
day Evening Post.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-09-24
A Horses Binders.

A horses binders are usually con-
cave on the inside. True, the surface
usually is a dead black, but not abso-
lutely so, so that a glimmer of light
may be reflected from them. By con-
slant cleansing this dead surface is
made more or less smooth if not actual
ly glossy and shiny. Moreover, the
binders are usually set at an angle, so
that as result of the law of reflection
rays of light concentrated by the con-
vex surface are reflected into the eyes,
not directly in the axis Of vision, but
more or less transversely or obliquely,
the result being even more injurious.
AS result of this reflection the vision
is weakened if not destroyed.
Moreover, the mirrorlike binders not
only reflect sunlight, but they reflect
objects as we'll, so that blinded"
horse sees not only objects directly
ahead of him, but has a more or less
blurred vision Of other objects, inter-
mixing with and confusing the image
of objects directly before him, and as
consequence he is rendered uncertain
in his movements and is easily scared.
No further proof Of this is needed than
the fact that a nervous horse with a
reputation for shying and running
away often becomes tractable if the
then see distinctly what before he
could only see indistinctly and eonfus-
edly.-Our Animal Friends.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-09-24
Winter Than a Shirt.

Inventors have a power of abstrac-
ton which serves them good turn on
some occasions. and is liable to betray
them into strange statements on 9th
erS.
$50 you think you've perfected your
little machine at last, do you?" asked
the lawyer of his dreamy eyed client.
Eyes; it's all right now. There's not
flaw in it," said the inventor. "But
can assure you, sir, that when it came
to making the final test was fright
ened. | happened to see my face in a
mirror when the thing was safely over,
and it was as white as your shirt, sir
In fact" he added, bending an impair
tial gaze on the lawyers shirt front,
cit was ENTHUSIASTICALLY whittier, I
should say."-Youth's Companion.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-09-24
Connscation In Morocco.

/ II is a custom in Morocco that all the
property of an official reverts at death
| to the crown. The logic which leads to
| sucH\a result is simple, for the govern
ment argues that all fortunes thusaac-
| cumulated consist of moneys illegally
| retained by the authorities. A govern
| Or when appointed is probably possess
| ed of no considerable fortune. When
| he dies, he may be a millionaire.
Whence came his wealth? Squeezed
most certainly from the tribes under
his authority and therefore amassed
only by the prerOgatives of the posi-
/ ton in which the sultan had placed
II him.
Es 1T has never struck the Moorish gov
eminent that these great fortunes
might more honorably be returned to
the people from whom they were stol
en-. The result is entire confscatiOn to
the crown, including often such private
property as the governor may have
been possessed of before his appoint
ment and not seldom, too, of the prop
erty of his relatives.
When the mighty fall in Morocco, the
crash brings down with them their
families, even uncles and cousins and
all connected with them, and it is not
seldom that the sons of great govern
ors, who have been brought up in the
luxury of slaves and horses and reti-
nues of mounted men, have to go beg
ging in the streets.-Blackwood
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1900-09-24
A PuzZIer.

An ancient epitaph in Latin in the
chateau of Chantilly, France, may be
translated thus:
Aelia Laelia Crispis
Neither man, nor woman, nor hermaphrodite, 2
Neither infant young nor old j >
Neither chaste, depraved, nor modest,
But all these.
Removed neither by hunger, sword or poison
But by all,
She lies neither in the sky nor in the water, but
everywhere. -
Lucius Agatha Crispis.
Neither husband lover friend,
But all these.
Neither weeping rejoicing,
But both
Has erected this, neither mausoleum, pyramid
sepulcher,
But all three,
Both knowing and not knowing to whom he hath
erected it.
This is tomb that holds body, =
This is q body held in tomb,
But is its own body and its own tomb.
The answer is not known, and so ev7
cry nimble wit is invited to exercise it,
self on the tough old puzzle.