The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-01-05
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

since the witches quite riding
brooms.
Mr. Edward Trott and Miss Babe
Layman were married at Galena last
week. "Trott-Baben isn't bad.
Skating parties are in vogue oil over
the state and ice is being broken
which will lead to many matrimonial
alliances.
AtchisOn has hit upon a novel
method to scare away tramps. A
bath tub has been put in the city
calaboose.
The Emporia Republican thinks that
team of monkeys-missDg links,
you know-should make champion
golf players.
The report that Joe Hudson hesves
q Cv whenever he thinks of the po-
litical situation is doubtless grossly
exaggerated.
Broom corn has gone up go con.
foundedly high that the Kansas
farmer feels extravsgant whenever
he cleans his cob pipe with straw.
Coffeyvile is talking of leasing its
water works plant to private parties
at $4,000 year in order to get the
bonds paid.
FIT. Scott thinks the Memphis will
spend $4,000 improving the yards
and possibly put $40, 1000 in a new
round honse.
A fourteen year old bride holds the
record for youth in western Kansas.
Lucky ii ats ali she has to hold.
Baby trAtting baby is as bad as blind
leading blind.
Among the country items in the
Lindsburg Record is this: Bridge
port dealers offer 81 cents on cob for
corn" Is such a proffer recognized
as legal tender?
The Kansan who was full of "peace
and good will'' had his feelings har-
r0wed this year by three wars, the
Transvaal war, the Philippine war
and the Hudson.Lelandw war.
The Arkansas City Ira veler re-
: marks that the man in that town
Christmas day who had a champagne
taste and q cider income, was sad.
II will he a cold day when Santa
Claus visits Phillippsburg again.
When he reached there this year he
found the local band giving concert
in the street.
Ed. Howe who has been slamming
Christmas this year, now saye: "Well
you coasted merrily down the hill be-
fore Christmas; now walk back and
pull the sled"
The Eldorado Republican prints a
two cOlum article headed 800 Fine
Birds" and in the article gives the
pictures of two, the head men of the
poultry show
And now ye seasons rolled around
TO the point where every well regul-
ate tiller Of the soil tucketh an alma
nae into his pocke5 whenever he visit
eth ye village drug store.
FIT. Scott not only has joints but
allows wine rooms IN connection. AS
a source of vice the wine room makes
the joint comparatively respectable,
.RRd The people have revoited.
The .Presbyterisns Of Lawrence
have just eOMpleted church at
cost of $25, 900, but they deserve little
Sredit for it. They were fore-ordalned
to do it.
An Abilene man recently made a.
dollar by reciting the genealogy rom
a dam down to David for another
man whose Biblical lore consists OF a
inmblipg Of Adam, the whale ana
Noah's ARK.
The -Chetopa Advance asks 1t
raaders 10 call and and report mar
riaroes. births, deaths, fights, and
the other things that happen to You
daIlv - What an awful society
must prevail at Chetopa.
One If the Cherryvale school marms
ia Miss Bellamy, and from the name
she lie probably one of these coy glris
with a penchant for casting isuSuish-
ing chances over their shoulder.
Ed Goch heard about the girl who
diaT from swallowing q quarter
wbjch could not be extracted and re-
,,arks that "death shows no quarter
IA shouId be cut into bits for such
remark.
7. WAS a cad day for the Missouri
vvholesale dealers when they learned
that they must buy all their 'opScc'
through II. ID. Lee, the SALINE
wholesale grocer, W"o T. w.,
trust agency. And the gnaehlnl
wasn't stopped when Lee an nsoft +"
that he has figured OUT prom
500 600 annually for himself
Burr Oak Herald: A Burr OAK gil
IN talking of her new fellow TO ne
mother, ssid: "Mother, ne maue
,,erv strong impression on me.
,,Vss y said the mother, VI can Sc
,hat by your collar. Don't let 1t hal
pen again"
When John Breidenthal stated I'M
the Populists owned sixty per 9enu
the wealth of Kansas no p'sceu su,
e"v Ia oap between himself and Il
ar,v leaders that even Aguinal'
ronidn,t cover it in year.
the Sun says Blue Mound mot n
remarked to her daughter the Gay :
hnn0htAr V0