The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1900-12-18

PLAYS
In the middle of the room. "Now,
then, no more skulking and lodging.
You owe me $40 borrowed money, and
/ want 1t right off the reel"
my dear Mr. Shine" said the major
as he took last puff at his stub, you
formerly had an Office next door. We
became acquainted. You learned that
/ was temporarily embarrassed, and,
sizing me up as an honest, ambitious
man, who would ultimately overcome
his bad luck, you kindly forced $40
bill upon me one day."
81 deny itP' shouted Mr.. Shine.
''Why, hang it. you were annoying me
every day for a month before let you
have the money, and you told me
thousand lies to get itp'
when you SO kindly forced that
money upon me-" continued the major
as he smiled and walked, 81 said to
myself that some day ! would repay
you a thousandfold. 1t was your trust,
your confidence, in me that touched
me. l was almost unknown to you.
For all you knew l might be a dead
beat. You had only your judgment
to go on, but your judgment was right.
This very morning | should have tele-
graphed you to call IT,"
"Oh, you are going to pay, Ell"
major Crofoot always pays his
debts, sir, and in some cases he re-
turns $1OO for 81. 1t will be so in this
case. could have paid you back long
ago, but was waiting to make it
memorable occasion for you. The time
has arrived. My dear fellow. let us
shake hands,"
"What for? You owe me $40. You
say you are going to pay it. l don't
see the object of shaking hands,"
Eyes, you truly cast your bread upon
the waters" said the major as he pac-
ed the width of the room and looked
into vacancy, "and l am pleased that
your returns will be so great. Do you
honor and integrity? Let a man show
his confidence in me, and would sell
my shirt for him. Yes, you kindly
forced $40 upon me, and"-
Sand now you kindly force it back
again." interrupted Mr.. Shine. tits
no use lodging, old man. I'm here for
my money and am going to have it."
my dear fellow, you are one of the
few who trusted to my integrity when
was down on my luck, and | there
fore pass over your hard words now.
You haven't heard of the Great Amer
lean Combination Baby Carriage COM
pany, have your
mo, sir"
Because it is just being Incorporated
and we are taking the greatest care
not to let anything get out until we are
ready. My own creation, sir, and the
biggest thing of the decade. If we
don't make a million dollars out Of it
the first year | shall be more than sur
prised. / wouldn't take half a million
in cash for my chances"
'"That's all blamed nonsenseP shout
ed Mr. Shine as he began to bristle up.
81 know you, you old soft soaper! You
want to dodge that $40, but I'll have it
before | leave!
my own inventive idea, as | told
you, and it will astonish the world.
The baby carriage can be changed into
cradle, hammock or a sled by NOV
ing a lever. Good for summer or win
ter, you see. Is provided with sta
tionary milk bottle. whistle and
rattlebox. Has an ice chest and
soothing strip department. AS the
wheels turn mouth organ plays. Pro
vided With patent brake, rubber tires
and a mothproof cover; also has re-
volving fans to keep the flies away.
After the baby gets out of long dresses
he can use the carriage as tricycle..
That's the invention Mr.. Shine. Or
ganized on capital Of $75O.OO0 and
shares to be sold at par. There's more
than millions 10 it."
II don't care rap If there Is. What
want is my $40. and I'll give you
Just five minutes to shell out"
81 was going to offer you the secre-
taryship." softly observed the major.
.'but the salary will be only ten thou
sand a year What | shall offer you
and what was going to telegraph you
about as you came in was the purchas-
ing agency. We shall want man to
buy the milk and soothing sirup and
see that they are pure. The salary
will be at least $4,000 per year, with
perquisites thrown in. My dear man,
you trusted me. This is your reward.
Now, will you shaker
mot by a burned sightP shouted
Mr.. Shine as be bobbed around. None