The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-08-10

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will work. tor yonr interests; tho it gold 81
l'assuryd Of victdry:: Gentlemen Of the CON
or, Glarissa. I. ,nean++I present for Your
f RHHff Ftiep }'AtA name Of Apsostat %:
~ Hee:was~ nominated lily tsuffocation,
r wn1e fA permq4 49, t sha rmn nPStS2 n;f
S'1n. ,.;..I." -: - n;.' '''' =
| a Mysterious Achieven,cnt.-"Do YOU
believe there rs 'suth'a ,hihg his clalvoy-
| anNei 5ui inquired .ythe j.: nnattcr7of fact
'1'Wc!l:" ANSWERED the man d1,i' who hes:
:atcs, II ,won|t SAY thert,is an$ Such
thing. /, RNt l. do know, this much:' T saw
a man go to a pile Of cahtaloupe& and
p'ck out Mn! and every one Of them was
K 1921 to '"9'-W M$! HE!9p' s:"'''.''':.''
~ 'Jes>>ffit priest nov, III s6ti;h Africa
wrt<.rs to the boys intthc New York col
leGe, Wlht,re he WAs formerly y professor:
to: 800, (Which. is ma shu;i+ ANA g,lua niah-
! na manwanamangwahela -anama>hn-
| mihanlahera iihihgoilalea = so
VA E4diheranam anWAnamgwhaheia.
| --:O:--
iSch:itor Thomas II. Carer: Of Montana
and .s>vnator 'beveridsc' of . Indiana are
! ptNb4b(y The two post illustro Gus book
| ay,ll;s in the world, says the Saturday
| l.ivt':lh1y Post Each man it one 5stage
in his cary lifes sold; books for Il living.
Senator Carter managed the Naional
krpuEiicah committees in 1892. and was
a plNminent figure ut the >Ieyent Phil;a-
de.VhiQ convention. ~. 4:
T. Since his election rs sciiator. Mr.. Car
step has acquired and maintained the rep
uta'iou of being one % line best story
true 70 life and generally refer to some
ine;dont that has eome within his own
' H? 3'or AKA i ore Ike r :" s' SSm
];hluusht up'to date! # His s. a!ttart frame.
ru1d! face: smooth lips and pointed
bead would do for an artists model:
ton W.lo had heard MUCH about Senator
Caftt'r said to- All c11iplo!1c or the Sen
a n:,: III heard Carter tto5l his famous
ddh't III nix much IF 'it."'' ~
''Ale YOU: sure its:waS Car,vr:" asked
the ea,p:oye somewhat uubiQusi!.
'"Cc;raiM.":.: He looked as if he had
s1fpped on: of a political cartoon. You
,""N.an't mistake him, and | know the
:,ify bv hpArt.'''n '->':;'"j'''<
;@W,hat did the cuow,i do?''r,
'",Noth:ng. Theirs, wasn:{ evcn,a smile.
/ MY FRIEND said the Senate man pity
ingly. ,'>Wou've' been deceived by some
EH!s3r imR2st4r When T1md Garter f ro tel lis
laugh e '"!. H,.n ~ y
+" CallerL"W mere did yd II Say.. madam
Your husband had gone to spend the
EVENING"" Madam Ca little hard of hear
jngi-"I didn't understand him exactly,
but think no said he was going to at:
tend a .soaker,,-Richmond Dispatch.
THAT old man goin' by," said the
landlord of the tavern at Yaphank to the
summer man, indicating with a jerk Of
his thh1nb bent and timcworn figure
street, is Uncle, Himri Tarpy. He's lived
here all his life-'most eighty-six years. ~
/ III M commented the city man. with
mild facetiousnesS. HE must like il
here pretty Well by this time
Oh yes: he says lie guesses he'll
make this village his permanent resi-
dence. The Smart Set, .,,,,u
ar n 1HRSns qnefdGts is told in book
i Paris i'm 1870 n;..,' ?,'';I'1' =: ~,
!, The Rrqssia4, King and crown prince
We're at Versailles and one day the latter.
recurring, wished to Know II the King
Also had; come back, to-, his temporary
abode. so he inquired Of the sentinel who.
timex law Saxon, replied cheerfully.
Ives: your royal highness, little daddy
Vapachen) has just gone in
The crown prince, seeing that the man
did not mean to be insolent and unwill
ing to have him punished, slapped and
! der if he is drunk?''
| The Saxon, Overhearing. immediately
presented arms and observed:
'As to that. your royal highncss, did
not notice anything.'
What could be done but to send the
man for instruction in department:
His Rowing Experien~e.-!A Pittsburc
physician who thought. Of taking his col
ing trip interrogated him as to his ac-
quaintance with aqua1ics. After a few
preliminary questions he asked: Have
you ever roWed. james," Only on the
cyahs. sab. '-pittsburg Chronicle elc-
graph. -
HH-"1 know YOUR family does not like
She-''Well. l should XIV not"
He 'taken .aback)-"Whew!, That 5
I She'll repeat I should say not. but
as a; 'girl: in love doesn't generally do as
she should, III say yes;" Catholic
Standard and Times. ..;:.,I
p: ';'''I'} I '-:o:-- ;i''i
;;, Mr.: M y! eearf,lly from
7Dr. Barstt,e4nM ..D5to, ,yo}u:'' 81; ~ ...;,
Mr.. Wallabout-'<Yes, 81 tan't even
Sleep in church. Journal. ~
- ~ 30 :--4' >fr
;ji::Rq: you! see that bald-headed old fol-
low TIERS e, BY tbs WINDOWS. inquired the
Mes, ii sec him,' bqqzzeA the bluebot-
~wtll: thaatfss. the man man lin Just Just. aching
! to- get even with!' He hit me Il 1l,stW
hsYipf yesterday, when j. was playing
shoot-thc-chutes on his high forehead.
He ought tc know that th{qre isn't amy
harm in a male mosuuito: yl' ,.-,,
"Of course there isn't,'' buzzed tie
bluebottle but what are yo o;! going to
| do about it?; ..,,".::j1 ,J,i -: IL :,
| I'm going to keep an. eye on. him until
here on the lake shore with lot Of camp-
KIM @p e{ }b6 6ERa i:ke4 GP dfrst
bites bite: the old brute once!!'1CRevel and
Aqntjitsz"*Whom DO you love. best?,'