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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1900-02-15

First publication Jan. Is, 1900 5z
Summon.
State of Minnesota, ], District Cont,
Ole Anderson Bradock, Plaintiff, i5
=. Belle Holland and
Peris 3 Bealy Defsndants. S
THE STATE or llrl1NHsorA, 70 rHH Asoyr
NAMED DEyENDANTB: -: ~
You, and eaoh Of you, are hereby summoned
and required TO answer tho comp laintr Of thu
plaintiff ID the above entitled action, yfhich
complaint is fled in the office Of the Clerk al
the District Court ia and for nd
Marshall county, land to- serve "a
copy Of your answer t0. the said complaint %
the subscriber, at his in the City of War
rem, in said Marshall County, within Twsntv
days after; the service Of this Summons upon
YOU, exclusive OF the day Of such service; and ii
you fail to answer the said complaint within
the time aforesaid, the Plaintiff IN this action
will apply: to the Court fOrithe relief demanded
IN the complaint, with costs and Disbursements
of this action. -
Dated August 1lth, 1893.
S. Cooke,
4 Attorney for Plaintiff,
Warren, MINI.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Near Unto Grentn css

A Louisville woman who spent the sum.
mer at famous mountain resort in Vir.
ginia declares that, like all other places
of the kind, it has its star boarder. This
one was a young southern girl. She was
not pretty, yet far from being homely;
there was no special style about her, and
she was as heavy on hand as a log, and
last of all, she was not particularly rich
But she lorded it over the place, and all
the other boarders walked behind like the
sister of gddy "Dodo." The Louisville
woman lost sleep-trying to find the key to
this social mystery. One day she chatted
with the female potentate. They talked on
and on until finally the subject turned or
the Davis family; did you know any OIL
them?" she asked.
NO" replied the girl.who. walked before
grandly, "but / just missed travelling on the
train once with Winnie Davis"
And then the other women from the south
gazed reverently at the "just missed" and
the Louisville lady exclaimed softly
Eureka!"-Louisville Times.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
OUR IMMIGRANTS
Scientific Classification OF the For
eigners Who Are Coming to
This Country.

The first step in statistical tabula
ton is classification, and classified
ton invariably starts from an assump
ton of real or supposed resemblance,
Not to dwell on such fundamental dis.
tinctions as those of color, race and
nationality, we encounter the more
special resemblances of agreement IN
religious belief, agreement in indus.
trial preference, agreement in polit'
ical conviction (as shown in election
returns), similar susceptibility to
emotionalism, similar capacities fol
rational comprehension, similar i'm.
PROJECTIONS of nature. which result in
lives of crime or pauperism. Remove
from social statistics this postulate
that blood kinship or mental resem.
blance between one social unit and
another is the basis of social phenom.
ena, and the statistics themselves
would cease to exist.
Statistics reveal also the conscious.
ness which men have of their resem.
blances and their differences. 1t is
statistically known that the geo.
graphical distribution of nationalities
is not accidental or capricious. hmm.
grant Italians, Germans and Scandi.
nayians find their way to those parts
of the country where men of their
own blood and speech are already es.
tablished. Intermarriages of men and
women of different nationalities are
sSatistically known to be frequent
where no differences of religion exist
and infrequent where different ma.
tionalities profess different faiths
The statistics of political elections are
quite as much statistics of the con-
seriousness of kind as of differences
of mental type itself.
The most significant fact of all
however has still to be named. 1t is
this: From the first known begin
nings Of statistical research to tls
present time every extension of sta.
tistical inquiry has been in a large
measure due 10 the consciousness OF
kind. The first statistical surveys OF
communities of which we have any
record were such tribal enumerations
ms those recorded in the book OF
Numbers, the ayowed object of which
was to ascertain the strength and re.
sources of the various tribes by clans
lesser gentle groups and household
not more for unitarian reasons than
for the qualification of gentle and
tribal pridc,-Appletons' Popular Sci
ence Monthly.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
PRONE TO EXAGGERATE.
This Tendency of Americans Affords
Amusement to an Eng
lish Writer.

Americans are not notable for their strict
adherence to the truth, but their exaggera
tions are so manifest that they cannot be
fairly accused of lying William Archer, an
English author, has recently written book
in which he gives some characteristic exam.
piles, of this trait. He very properly classes it
as American humor."
"On board one of the Florida steamboats,,
which have to be built with exceedingly light
draught to get over the frequent shadows Of
the rivers" he relates, IAN Englishman ac.
costed the captain with the remark: Il un.
derstand, captain, that you thin k nothing Of
steamng across meadow where there 3
been heavy fall of dew We'll, / don't
know about that replied the captain, but
it's true we sometimes have to send mar
ahead with a watering pot Again, south.
ern colonel was conducted to the theater to
see Salvini's 'Othello.' He witnessed the
performance gravely, and remarked at the
close: That was mighty good show, and
/ don't see but the coon did as well as any
Of EN- A third anecdote that charmed
me was that of the man who, being invited
to take drink, replied: No. no, solemnly
promised my dear, dead mother never to
touch a drop; besides, boys, it's too early in
the morning; besides, I've just had one. -
Chicago Chronicle
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
BAD MAN TO INTERRUPT.
He Demonstrated TO n Certainty That
He Knew what He Was Talk
ing About.

Gwen Moses tell de sun to stan still"
began the old deacon.
dat warnt Moses" interrupted broth
er in the amen corner, dat wuz joshua"
'Ez | said" continued the deacon, wen
Joshua tell de sun"
you didn't say dat at ALL" said the
brother who had corrected him. Hit wuz
me dat said it! Hit wuz me dat tuck you
up to it,"
The deacon's patience was exhausted. He
folded his brassrimmed spectacles, laid
them carefully on the table before him.
walked over to the amen corner, took the
Directing brother by both arms from be-
hind, and with the swish OF cyclone, swept
him forward toward the door, landing him
precipitately in outer darkness
"Ez ! wuz saying, fo' dis little incident
occurred" he continued, "w'en Moses tol'
Joshua ter tell de sun ter stan still"
Some of the older, learned brethren moved
uneasily in their seats. They looked like
they wanted to correct him, but they did
not. They let it go at that-Atlanta Con.
stltutiOn,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
GAVE HIM A TONIC.
The Over Jealous Dcllboy Gcts a Suit
able Reward for His
Cheek.

A wellknown drug drummer, who is pay.
ing his regular holiday visit to New Orleans,
took the train last Monday evening for lit.
lie side trip to Baton Rouge and in the hurry
Of his departure left handsome bone,han.
d.ed umbrella hanging on hook in the
lobby of the hotel. 1t was tempting prize,
but probably every kleptomanac who saw
it supposed the owner was seated near at
hand. AT any rate, it remained undisturbed
and was still there yesterday when the drum.
mer returned. by the way" he remarked,
after he exchanged greetings with the clerk,
1--WE managed somehow 10 lose my new
bone-handed umbrella. Have any Of you
seen such a thing lying around the Officer
A quick-witted belboy heard the question
and, gancing around, saw the missing arti.
Gle hanging within foot of his head, Sup.
posing it had been there for only few mo.
ments, he promptly grasped the ferrule. is
this the one? he inquired. "Yesl" ex-
claimed the traveller, delighted, "and must
say I'm surprised nobody has nipped it,"
Jaw, they couldn't do that" replied the
bellboy. ave been holdin' on to it fer y
ever since y hurs it up" The drug drum.
mer stopped with his hand half way down
his poke, and a whimsical smile overspread
his countenance. WELL" he said, slowly,
81 was intending to give you half dollar,
but II you've been holding that umbrella
for three consecutive days you're more ia
need of tonic. Here is capsule of quinine
and iron" The gloom which settled down
upon the bell bench might have been. ewr
with an ax.-N. o. Times Democrat.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
THE BARON HIRSCH MONEY
New England Jews Are Well Re.
membered In the Philan-
thropists VIII.

The papers have of late had much tc
say of the will of Baroness de Hirsch
and the sum to help poor Jews. Few
people, however, know that our own
New England has protited by this sum
and its predecessors more than most OF
Europe.
In lS9O the baron executed deed OF
trust whereby 100000 should go every
year to help deserving Jewish immi'
grants TO this country.
In Boston Jacob II. Hecht has charge
of the New England branch of the mat.
ter.
OF the 5000 male immigrants who
have been beneficiaries of the fund in
that city a large number We're heads of
families, so that in reality the fund has
been employed TO aid about 10000 per-
sons, including the wives and children
of needy and friendless immigrants.
The great majority of all the refugees
who have come to Boston are now seat.
tered throughout the country, large
number living in New England and only
small percentage in Boston.
The deserted farms of New England
ND fair to see a new era of prosperity
through the Jews who are being settled
upon them.
The abandonment of these farms oft
en- is due to the death or old age OF
their owners, whose children, attracted
to the cities and to professional occu'
pations or to more fruitful regions in
distant states, are willing to sell then
ancestral homesteads at a great sacri'
flee.
Jewish immigrants coming from the
villages of the pale of settlement in
Russia are ready buyers of dairy farms,
because they were accustomed to dairy
pursuits in their old homes.
Many of them kept smaller or larger
number of dairy cattle and raised feed
for them on leased land. But on the
other hand, few are skilled gardeners
and would not be so successful at other
than dairy farming in this country.
They are advised with the greatest
care in the selection of these, are in
formed quickly and accurately of OPP
portunities for profitable investment
and aided substantially with loans anG
instruction.
In New England the IIirsch fund ha:
enabled more than 600 Jewish farmer.
to settle on as many homesteads. More
than $l,10O,O0O of the money of immi
grants is invested in these farms. AnC
there is invested $l,25O,OOO of loans OF
mortgages other than those held by thu
Baron de Hirsch fund.
The investments have been made
safe and productive by the loans anC
advances made by the fund.
The fund is aiming all the time to re
move TO the vicinity of these farms tn,
industries, such as the tailoring trades
in which many of the immigrants ar,
employed Thus is created constan
market for Jewish farm products, at tn,
same time relieving the so-called ghet
tos from the congestion that obtains il
large cities.-Philadelphia Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Deafness Cannot De Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an. infamed condition Of the mu.
this tube gets inhamed you have rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases of of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inhamed condition
OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness .(caused by catarrh that
Send for circulars free.
F. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
A Suspicious American Tourist.

The American tourist is so firmly con-
yinced that he is being cheated on all hands
during his European travels that he occa-
sionally oversteps the bounds Of prudence,
"Whnt is the price of this pin?" asked a
young man in Paris shop, handling small
silver brooch of exquisite workmanship.
Twenty francs, monsieur" said the clerk.
young American. ITS for present to my
sister. III give you five francs for it." Zen
it would be | Eat gave re present to your sis
ter" said the Frenchman, with depreca-
tory shrug, 'and do not know se young
mademoisele. Chicago Chronicle.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Scaly Fellow.

There had been robbery at the
church while the funeral services
were in progress, and the suspected
person, stranger, who had seemed
deeply affected, got away.
"Can you describe him." asked the
detective.
Eyes" answered the victim. "lle
was carrying small alligator grip
and shedding large crocodile tears. -
n V World
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Am AppenI to Humnnity CenernIIy.

We need your assistance in announcing
to the world the greatest remedy that
Science has ever produced, and you need our
assistance to secure relief for yourself and
friends through Swanson's "5DR0PS."
As surely as the American Navy has con-
quered and will conquer all that opposes it,
SO will "5-DROPS" unfailingy conquer
rheumatism, Sciatca,, Neuralgia, Kidney
Asthma, Dyspepsia, Backache, Sleepess.
ness, Nervousness, Hearty Weakness, Tooth.
ache, Earache, Bronchitis, etc. "5-DROPS"
is the name and the dose. Trial bottles 25c.
Large bottles, containing 300 doses, Sl.00
prepaid by mail or express. Six bottles for
$500. Write now, and the Swanson Rheu.
matte Cure Co., l64 Lake St., Chicago, Ill.,.
will Immediately give your order attention.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

You know" she said, 81 am not
much of conversationalist."
This seemed to him the opportunity
Tor which he had been waiting.
WELL he returned, "if | do the
preliminary talking your conversa-
tlonal ability will be sufficient to en-
able you to say Yes won't ito"
After all, in courtship there is moth
ing like getting your answer before
you ask the question.-Chicago Post.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Reason In His Grief

Captain Ito Plachinsky, who thinks
the vessel is going down)-Brace up!
Brace up, and die like a man!
Plachinsky-It aind't dot I'm afraid
to die, captain; but choost before der
voyage | paid me a huDadedt pounds
for plot in der cemetery; and now,
choost Gink, | can't use il! Oh, it vos
awful, wfu..~-Tit-Bits
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
A Worthy Object.

The Daughter Don't you think,
mamma, it's running great risk fei
me to refuse him the first time? He
might not ask me again, and you
know ! mustn't let him go.
The Mother-lt is worth risking.
my dear, for you will have the satisfac.
ton of referring to the matter every
DAY during your whole married life
Puck,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Favorable Mention,

Enfant Terrible-Mrs. Myles was
praising you to-day, mamma, to Mrs
Renwick. / was on the other side OF
the garden wall, and heard 'em.
Mamma-What did she say?
Enfant Terrible-She said there were
worse old gossips than you in the town
-Tit-Bits,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Words and Their Effects

"Do you believe in the influence of single
words on persons character? Some poet
ical fellow has advanced the theory, you
know"
eyes, do. There's my wife, for in
stance. She rises in the morning pale and
listess. She picks up the morning paper
Suddenly her eye brightens, her face
fushes, her whole appearance changes. A
single word has wrought the miracle"
whats the word"
Bargains" -Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

"You ought to be ashamed of such a
job of whitewashing," said the irate
patron. "You ought to get into sack
cloth and ashes"
deed, boss, was the penitent an
swer, I'D be putfickly wilin' to eff
could affohd de coal to make de ashes
wild. "-Wushington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

Small Boy partially soto voice.
Gee! that woman must have swallowed
yeast cake.
Portly Lady (overhearing)-Yes, m,
boy, and if your mother had taken
yeast cake you would have been bet.
ter bred.-Boston Transcript.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Very NnturnI Reflection

"Whenever / hear of a suicide | can
only think of one thing
"And what is that"
THAT man must have mighty poor
opinion of himself if he thinks that is
the best use to which he can be put
Chicago Post.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
DiscOuruplnu.

81 feel quite discouraged with my
self"
Dear, dear!"
Here I've been trying for almost a
year to be an advanced woman, and yet
| can't wake up in the morning and see
my reformed clothing on chair with.
out blushing!"-N. Y. World.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
An Unfortunate Recollection.

"Whom did you marry, Billy?"
A Miss Jones, of Philadelphia
You always did like the name
'Jones;' you used to tag round after a
little snub-nosed Jones girl when we
went to school together"
'Yes; she's the girl l married.
Detroit Free Press. Z.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

"Oh, come, brace up, old man. What
If she wouldn't have you? Why, I'll
bet in six months you'll have forgot
ten that you ever cared for her al
ALL"
"Say, guess you've never looked
her father up in Bradstreet's, have
you?"-Chicage Times-Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Very tJnIuct.y.

Sam Sparks-Yo' fadder, Miss Prins
rose, am an OF jack rabbit.
Miss Primrose-Well, all Abs got to
say, Sam Sparks, is if yo' eber Gums.
across his foot yo'll find it de most
unluckiest rabbits foot in de dream
book.-Chicago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
No Difference.

"What is the difference between n
sharp man and smooth rascal?"
Frequently there is no difference.
The term depends upon whether you
profit or lose by the operations of the
man in question. "-Chicago Post.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Just as Good.

Father-What's the baby bowling
about?
Mother--He wanted to pound on
the piano, and l wouldn't let him.
Father see, and now he's using
his voice as a substitute.-N. Y. Jour-
nal,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

The John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, recently shipped Twenty thousand
bushels Of seed potatoes to Alabama, Flori-
da, Texas and other southern points. This
firm is the largest grower of seed potatoes
as also farm seeds in the world.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Abnormal,

Mammy-I wouldn't want no gal OBJ mine
to marry dat Sam johnson.
Dnah-Yo' wouldn't?
=. mo. Why, dat fellah am jes' as crazy
bout dress as a sensible niggah I'D b. bout
watahmillions!"- Puck.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

He'd dreamy, far-oft look in his eyes,
such wholly unconscious air
While the busy conductor passed along
\ poet he was, you'd swear
But no-he was only trying 10 look
As If he had paid his fare.
fla rlem Lie
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Conn mon.

"They are making fuss in Alleg.
gheny, Pa, over a four-winged chick.
en- that somebody in that city owns"
Huh! That's nothing. We never
have any other kind at our boarding
house."-Chicago Times-H Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Returned,

"a stolen kiss or a borrowed kiss.
Which Is your favorite smack?"
"a borrowed kiss" replied the miss,
For 1t can be paid back"
-ChiCagO DallY News
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

Casey--See here! thot dollar we lint
ne Yesterday wuz counterfeit.
Cassidy-Well, Casey, didn't we say
re wanted it bad?-Judge.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
A Good Stnrt.

"Jibbs is opening a Jewelry shop"
HAS he been left fortune?"
"No; he has got back all the gold
and silver things he had given the
girl who Tilted him. "-Chicago Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Mary's Golf skirt.

Mary had a little foot,
Her shoes were number two.
And when she walked and when she sal
She kept those shoes in view.
Chicago Tiges-Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
A Forerone Conclusion.

Cholly-Weally, Mabel, | didn't mean
what / said at all. In fact, l spoke
without thinking.
Mabel.-Oh, l never doubted that for a
noment.-rN. Y. journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
A Emit of PrOgreSsIOn.

The young man he blamed seemed quite
unashamed.
He said in his own defense:
81 may not be sage. but in this present age
We have to use horseless sense"
Chicago Record
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

"Ah. let me only sit and gaze
Upon your face" he cried:
"a dog could DO as much as that"
The pretty maid replied.
Chicago Times-Herald
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

In formoldehyde disinfection the
lisagreeabe odor can be removed, it
is said, by sprinkling :he floor with
ammonia water.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

In Newfoundland an iron mine has
just been discovered, containing co.
100000 tons of rich ore under two feet
IF soil.-N. Y. Sun.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
The Ratio,
they saw.

Kline tailors make a man, they say,
So put that in your pipes;
Ei3ut twelve good men and true 1t takes
TO make a suit Of stripes.
IN Y World
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
No wonder Looked Strange.

Here is the portrait of your wife, sir
How do you like it?"
"Um-m-m. Pretty good. Hold on
There's something wrong about the
mouth"
''Why, what is it?"
81 dunno. Gimme time. 1t isn't nat
ural. / never saw her mouth look like
that. Ha! l have it. You have painted
il closed !"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
Seasons and Fruits

IT'S like the old-time calendar,
Which useful space encumbers,
This corner fruit-stand for you'll note
IT'S dates are all back-numbers,
ilarem Life.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

We refund l0c for every package OF PUT.
NAM FADELESS DYES that fails to give
satisfaction. Monroe Drug Co., Unionvile,
Mo. Sold by all druggists.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
New Cable Lines.

:, France is absolutely dependent upon Eng.
ana ior news OF the Transvaal war, because
the cables are under her control, and she is
ready to spend vast sum Of money to free
herself. This is like many people, who, after
o.'owlngdyspepsia to settle upon them, spend
fortune seeking delverance. Save your
money and try Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,
the medicine which never fails TO cure dys
pepsla, constipation, biliousness, malaria,
fever and ague,
A woman's way is to get the best Of an
argument and then cry as though her heart
would break because she has done so.--
Philadelphia Times.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

when mans young he's anxious to show
his knowledge" said the Manayunk philos-
opher; "and when he gets older he's Just as
anxious to conceal his ignorance. "-Phila-
delphia Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

The hungry mendicant prefers the cold
ham to the cold shoulder.-Chicago Daily
News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23

Most talkedof potato on earth; the next
is Sunlight; which is fit to eat in IS days.
Send this notice and sc to John A. Salzer
Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis, for their great
catalog. kl
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1900-02-23
EnerEY n Factor.

All things come to him who waits, but
the fellow who hustles does not have TO wait
30 long.-St. Louis Star.