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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
A Romantic Affair:
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"a HE Stella, from Southampton
sauntered into 81. Helier's on the
q right-hand side of the long pier
With fine air Of cOmplacency that al
most made its passengers forget the
boisterOuSneSS of its behavior during
the night trip. Nearly everybody was
on deck. and with the bright morning
sun shining down upon them, and upon
the brass fittings Of the boat, and oil
the island of Jersey in front of them,
only one or two had the persistence TO
repeat the asScveration that three
hours before had been on every lip.
Three hours before nearly everybody
had said to nearly everybody. You
don't catch me leaving England agair
for my holidays" For NAL de mer i
with most ever a humorous memory.
Now l only hope" said young Mrs
WalfOrd. delightedly. that we meet
some nice people. John. and that some
thing interesting and well. romantic
happens"
Il don't mind meeting decent folk
-emarked John Walford. especially il
they are in the iron business. But I'm
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07
ONE OF SOTHERNS JOKES

Entertained Himself and Mrs. JOhr
Wood in a Spare Moment.
Mrs. John Wood appeared with the
elder SOthern in the same company
for several seasons. says the Boston
Journal. On one occasion. while the
company was playing in Birmingham,
Mrs. Wood met Sothcrn on the street.
They were near an ironmOnger's shop
when he shook hands with her anu
oade her good morning.
Would you mind going in here with
me: want to make some small pur-
chases.'' he said. So she accOmpa MED
1im.
He went up to the counter and said :.
Il want 'Macaulay's History OF Eng
land
The assistant said: I'VE do not sell
books here This is an ironmonger's
shOp.'
Well I'm not particular" sa d
Sothern, pretending to de deaf. Il
don't care whether il ia bound in calf
or Russia"
But this In not a booksellers, stout
I'd the assistant.
"All right" said Sothern. WRAP
It up neatly. Want to have 1t sent
down to the hotel. Its for a present
l wish to make To Il relative. Put il NJ
nicely"
We don't keep it," shouted the a
distant. getting red in the face. while
Mrs. Wood stepped aside and took .
chair in another part of the shop, al
most overcome with suppressed laugh
ter at the cheerful. frank expression
on SOthern's face and the mad. puz
Eled look on the shopkeeper's assistant
DO il up as if il We're for your OWE
mother. | don't want anything bet /
than that" said Sothern. Il wolld
like to write my name on the fly leaf.
Sir bawled the assistant at the
top OF his voice. we do not keel
books.
Very WELL said the actor. quite un
disturbed at the emotion he was Great
Ing. Il will wait for it,"
Under the impression that his custom
II was either stone deaf or a lunatic
The assistant bounced off to the lower
end of the shop and asked his master 10
come. saying: Il can do nothing with
the man. think he must be off Ii y
head" Whereupon the principal march
cd up to the spot where SOthern was
standing and asked very loudly: 'Wha'
is 1t. sir: What d. you desire:'
Il want to buy II file" returned S0tiI-
ern quietly. "A pain file about four ~
five inches in length.
"Certainly." said the principal with
4 withcring look at his assistant. and
producing at once the article which had
been asked for.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07
He nlaced nj. hand in the tail ,ccke,

He placed his hand in the tail pocket
of his coat. He shrieked.
Il have been robbed" he cried
robbed
I'll a raison," muttered the short
stout FrenchwOman.
This man Is only wasting our time
said NJ. Roller to the centenier: ''see tC
him"
Mrs. WalfOrd went to the empty fire
place and tore up letter as the Others
went out. Her father stayed TO say a
word Of praise to the short. stout
FrenchwOman for having traced the
prisoner.
There, young woman"-it was John
Walford who spOke-'you said you
wanted a romantic experience. Are
you satisfied with one, or would yor
like another"
Il shall never want another. dear.
she said. thankfully, ''in all my life"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07

ord takes away the rear or man.
Toll is the toll at the gate to success.
Two fools do not make one wise man.
Prayer without practice is mere pratt
le.
The richest grain is often sOwn in
torn.
There can never he fat life on a
can soul.
Whisky as medicine means whisky
IS master.
No man Is so weak you can afford to
'ppress him.
The atheist is the apostle Of anarchy
n moral law.
No man is strong enough to do wrong
With impunity.
You cannot pray for others till you
eel with them.
Ambition jumps high but does not al
ways land right.
Personal theocracy makes perfect po-
itical democracy.
They only find rest to their souls who
will toll for souls.
The most contagious diseases are
hose of the heart.
The only dangerous ath, .sm 10 that
II the heart and life.
The man who starts to go nowhere
vill usually get there.
He who boasts Of a good deed shows
hat he is not used 10 them.
You cannot calculate the warmth or
. fire by the cracking 1t makes.
Gods harrows of pain are the fore
unners of His harvests of perfection.
There is great difference between
'aith in the fact of god and faith in
Sod.
There is no capacity for Gods JOY in
he heart until il has emptied itself on
)therS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07
MARE SHOWED HER TEETH.
Big "RinRinR" Job Spoiled Because TIN
Trotter's Mouth Was Open.

Big Bringing" Job Spoiled Because the
Trotter's Mouth Was Open.
speaking about ringers, said one
" the old-time horsemen in attendance
At the meeting of the Board of Review
If the National Trotting Association.
reminds me of a yarn that was told
ny Dan Dennison. one of the queerest
and Shrewdest old characters that ever
had to do with horses. Dan was out
in California at the time. and had a
-hance TO pick up for n little money a
very fast mare that had raced up to
her record until she was unable to win
in the free-fOr-all classes. Then she
was sold for roadster. and practically
lost sight OF. Dan took her down
into Southern California after he had
'bishoped' her a bit. hogged her mane.
aud fixed her so that no one would ever
recognize her as the speedy mare of
yes RS before. He had his son drive her,
had entered her in one of the slow class
es as a 4-year-old mare. and had faxed
M some sort of pedigree for her. As
matter Of fact. she was dozen years
old at least Dan wanted to have n
killing with her. and so had told his
boy to lay her up for the first two
heats. and let the boys back the other
horses we'll before he put his money
down. The mare was full of speed on
the day of the race. and the only way
the lad could make her lose the first
heat was TO carry her TO a break. He
did that well. but the bettOrs We're
bit afraid of the unknown mare. So
1t was absolutely necessary to the car
rying out of his plans to lose the next
heat In the heat the old mare would
not break. but trOtted as steadily as
II she never knew how to do anything
else. The driver had. therefore, to pull
her outright. That pulling was the I'M
doing OF the job. for. as Dan put II.
the boy pulled the old mare so hard
that her mouth was so wide open that
every one on the grand stand could see
every one of her teeth. Every sharp
could see then that she was at least Il
dozen years old. They made howl
about her being a 4-year-Old. and she
was thrown out of the race. and the
chance for a big winning was done for.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07
An Inquiry.


Most children are fond Of keeping
rabbits. The varieties most generally
preferred are the tame ones-Hima.
layan and Dutch rabbits and Belgian
hares-as these are hardy and not ex-
pensive. They must be kept in a warm
sheltered place, and be provided with
roomy hutches and a grass run if pos,
sible. Rabbits are very fastidious ami
mails, and will scarcely ever touch
musty or stale food. Variety in food is
essential to their health.
Too much green food is hurtfu.
therefore give a little grain food once
In a day. They may have peas which
have been soaked. and dried oats
tares, hay. bran, sliced carrots. turnips.
lawn mowings. dandelion. milk. thistle
and a little oil cake occasionally. Give
water night and morning. but do no:
leave the pan in the hutch. Plenty of
clean straw must he supplied. and the
hutch kept perfectly clean.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07

The Hood and the Hat.
Said the Hat to the Hood
As they hung ON the wall:
You poor. common thing.
Not a bow 20 your string.
And no pompons at all.
l pity you greatly:
And what are these chores
Taking place on, OF doors
That l hear about lately:
They're something plebeian. I'm certain
of that
Said the Hat
"What chores?" quoth the Hood.
'Can it be you don't know
That fowls must have food
Or their feathers won't grow!
And the fires must have wood;
So my mistress goes out
Twice a day. with a shout.
And frisks like a colt as she helps Mr.
Ii she snowballs him, too.
Why, the most that l do
Is to keep off the cold till she gets in
glow:
For there's nothing like laughing to warn
up the blood
Quoth the Hood.
Dear me- cried the Hat.
II am glad of our chat
Why, when I'm on her head she seems
vain and all that"
st Nicholas.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07
Hena Hatch the E1ys.

In China hens are employed to hatch
ish eggs. These are sealed in an egg
shell and placed under the unsuspect.
ing hen for few days. The contents
Of the shell are then emptied into 2
shallow pool. where they can bask In
the sunshine until the minnows arc
strong enough to he turned into lax,
or river
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07
\ Strange Pet

Miss Daisy Keevil, of st. Louis. own.
the strangest pct in that city. 1t Is q
paramount. which was captured near
Wittenberg. Hi. when about n week
Old. Captain Byard Burton. OF the
steamer Cherokee. shot the mother. and
Miss Daisy admired the bright little
bundle of fuzzy fur so much that her
father gave it TO her. 1t goes where IL
likes about the house. and is very gentle
with its mistress and the other mem
bers OF the family. though it spit,
'ngrily when strangers come about
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07

venile Membsrs Of Every Househoio
Quaint Actions and Bright eayin8s
.f Many Cute and Cunning Children.
Somehow or other we never seem I'd
shink Of royalty as really human IN tne
Way of playing practical jokes or De
=. wing Nke common, ordinary fOAks- A
daring photographer at Copenhaeen
has snapped his camera on royalty NJ
play and obtained some pictures that
are not only amusing, but whlch sho"
the extremely human side OF those oeS-
tined to sit in high places.
King Christian Of Denmark, as the
juniors all probably know. is grand
father to the Gar Of Russia ana the
children of the Prince of Wales. Every
year at least there is a joyous IaHiy
gathering at Copenhagen. to "hlch III
look forward with the greatest pieas-
ure II was at one of these reunions
that the photographer did his work
while waiting for the various Ruests
to assemble for a group picture.
One Of the pictures represents the
Car running one of his Danish COUSINS
down the marble steps of the palace
holding the young prince by the nape
of his neck and the seat Of his trousers
another shows the Car in full night.
hOtly pursued by this same prince sun
another picture represents the Grahu
Duke Michael of Russia leaning over
the shoulder of his aunt. the Princess
NJ Wales. to tickle the ear of his sister
the Grand Duchess Nenia. There were
many others of the same sort. aDOut
seventy in all. and the photographer
said nothing about them until he placec
them on exhibition in his window Roy
altv heard of it. of course. and TWO OF
those most interested. Princess VIC
toria of Wales and Grand Duke MI
-hael. went down to investigate.
Instead of being angry. they were
highly amused. and insisted that the
photographer bring the pictures to the
palace to show to the rest. Everybod!
cniOyed them. and before he LETT the
photographer received orders for sew
eral sets of the pictures. which nave
been distributed among appreciattve
roval relatives. 1t is n pleasure 10
learn that modern rulers are not only
as human as the rest of the world. but
also that they can appreciate a joke
ayen when they are the victims ana the
whole world knows 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foi
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned, have Known +. J. Che.
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fectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able TO carry out any obliga-
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Ghio.
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Price, i5c. per bottle. Sold by all DruggistA
Halls Family Pills are the beat
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"et toiu.
NAM INA" Harry asked "-.ho

Mamma. Harry asked. who puts
ell the Ice on the windowsy
Jack Frost. mamma replied.
u should think" said Harry. ",b,,
bed want TO keep y little breath =,
blow On his fingers whom lrs cold
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07

Boer field cornet is usually the mag
istrate Of the neighboring country
wherein he resides. and is invested
with the power to commander all
able bodied men on such an occasion
as the present war.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07
Lesson To Re I.earnsd

What lesson do we learn from the
story Of Jonah and the whale?" asked
the Sunday school teacher OF a small
pupil That it's always safest to re-
main on dry land replied tho little fol
low.
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4
Not a bit, Its your fault. Nina
'How's that
why. you've had my heart for nearly
"Oh. John. dear" cried the young
lady, not altogether displeaSed. don't
be 50 silly before such a lot Of people"
They found a bus with the gold let
tering Grand Hotel upon it. and the
bus took a few more passengers. and
then drove them along the quay. pa =
pyramids of potatoes and mountains Of
ripe-red tomatoes in crates. away into
the town. on the way they were
stopped at the Pomme dor hotel 10y Il
bearded young Frcnchman in prepOS-
ferrous black straw hat with curlrd
brim. who was making experiments in
riding a bicycle.
I'm glad We Iidn't run over him. q"
.ried Mrs. WalfOrd She closed har
pretty eyes with vince Of pain at the
narrow escape. He was 50 good-loos
ing"
Il suppose" said John Wslford.
thoughtfully. that makes all the DIFF
ference"
He looked back at the clumsy bicy
list. who was being busted by Il short.
stout Frenchwoman. with much assidui-
ty. His black straw hat with the curicd
brim was away some distance. and
three or four youngsters We're playing
football with it.
1t was a singular circumstance THAI
AT the very first Jersey excursion after
lunch it was TO Gurey-they should
meet the unfortunate bicyclist just re-
ferred 10. He spoke English fairly well.
and he said Dand. of course, he was in
a position to know that his name was
Felix Martel. VI. Felix Martel. Of the
Rue Tronchet. Paris.
Il hope" said young Mrs. Walford.
politely. that you are none the worse
for the tumble this morning
Il am much better for the toOmble,
replied VI. Martel. with much gallantry
and readiness. because it gains for me
madam. your sympathy. VIII you and
your excellent husband permit me TO
show you over your property: The
Channel Islands. You know. belong 70
England"
Don't you trouble" said John Wal
ford. we snail be able 70 rub along
As you wish. But the castle OF
Mont -Orgucil is YER Interesting and II
the bay : one Of the-hov do you call
cruisers Of your magnificent coun.
try on which. as you say. the soon never
sets. and
4 think, II iJ's not troubling VI. Mar
raI r... -r4fF-H Iphu Suggested Mrs
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L NJ 8 l n . pre-
psalms.
Wind il not
wisdom.
Serve and de-
serve.
POve ty and
ty a.e not
synonymous.
The love Of the
law gives true
liberty in life.
The fear OF the
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The two principle Ingredient. %, v.i,.
aorn are. nrst 10 know thv-eif a-s ,.,I
g. know thv nsighhof
The ht'ie sweet doth MI much h,,.
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A Matter-of- man Is one who
when he hits his thumb with the ham
mer. instead Of the nail. thinks it is
all right.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07

When interest is at variance with
conscience, any pretence that seems to
reconcile them satisfies the hollow
hearted.
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RUPTURE

ene NJ. csn.sn;.ed by pr; J. q. MAYER,
10 operation or delay from business Consulta.
ION Tree. Endorsements OF ply sicians ladie /,
rd prominent citizens seud Tor circular. Otfic.
1 VII>y a. NJ to 4. VI
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1900-02-07

can recommend Piso's Cure for Consume
ton to sufferers from Asthma-E. D. ToWN-
SEND, Ft Howard, Wis. May L 1894.
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THE END OF THE CENTURY CAL
ENDAR.

The great progress of the printer, art
IN the nineteenth century is fittinSly
marked in this closing year by the
artistic calendar we have just received
from n. w. Aver & Son, newspaper
and magazine advertising agents, Phil
adelphia. True to their motto of Keep
ing everlaStingiy at it," MesSrs. Aver
& Son have so made this calendar, year
after year, that demand for ii has
sprung up that always quickly absorbS
the edition. This calendars proper
tions are commensurate with its dig
nifty as an art work. but its size is de-
termined solely by utility The figures
are of the generous dimensions that
quickly catch the eye and make ii
favorite with business men; there are
also helpful suggestions accompanying
each months figures. and there is a rich
ensemble of color and design. This
iition will not last long; while it does
those who send - cents to the pub
fishers will receive a copy postpaid.
If the fruit in the garden of Eden had
not been denied, Adam and Eve would
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Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, softens the gums reducing in flamma-
tion, allays pain cures wind collie, 2oc. a botl =.
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eAM;s HORN sLAsrs.

gar.inx Notes Calling the wieked -
Repentance.
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Don't wait until the last minute and
try to enter Heaven on the strength Of
your epitaph.
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If the fruit in the garden of Eden had
not been denied, Adam and Eve would
never have thought of touching it.
Count your troubles, ana you will
fall down in the dust. Count your mer-
cies. and YOU will get up and shout.
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FOR LITTLE FOLKS
A COLUMN OF PARTICULAR IN.
TEREST TO THEM.

a.uethiue that viii Interest the Ju-
venile Membsrs OF Every Househoio
Quaint Actiens and Bright Sayings
AL MANY Cute and CunninG Children.
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hanged II I want anything romantic &c
happen"
'Ah, John" sighed Mrs. Walford,
you have no heart. I'm afraid
That's true" said John Walford,
stolidly.
And aren't you asian d. gus.-a
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the
the form o
nursery
propert
the skn
to obe eompare v
randn tryr
soar n tn Womb
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copYHorr ,sss sy rre paocrtH oA"s

The itching and burning suffered and limbs for
terrible At they
the
on the road most
doctors knew what the trouble
the medicines
that concluded would have
get rehe frequently
but had
Presto! What change cured, and permanent
kicking
could used IT
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Not a bit, Its your fault Nina"
'How's that:"
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'DiFifs 10 the the .%,,. ans nisbf con conse...
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