The Yale expositor., 1900-05-18

Smoke ~. B." cigars, manufactured
by the Yale Cigar Co.
Saturday, May 10th, is big sale day
OF shoes at T.. b. Fuller & Co.'S.
A lot of ladies' petticoats which
must be closed out at S. Goldberg &
Co.'S.
The Household and Yale Exposition
each one year for SIPS. Offer expires
June /.
Mrs. Taylor will have a special sale
of lace curtains and underwear on Sat
urday, May 10th.
King Holden and family moved into
the j. III. High house Tuesday and
Charley Emery and family now oc-
cupy their own house on east North
street.
The fine and favorable weather has
started gardening with a rush. About
every hoe in town had a chance to be
loaned this week. And yet there were
some hoeless hands-with owners glad
the hoe crop was short.
! A rumor was started last week that
DR.. A. Mitchell had died in Los
Angeles, CAL, and The Expositor pub
lished it as such. Later reports state
that the DR.. is yet alive but very weak
and in helpless condition.
| Quite a number of cases of measles
are reported in this vicinity. Talk
about the epidemic reveals the fact
that goodly number Of elderly peo-
pie haye neglected to have them in
the proper period-childhood.
| DR.. Milbrandt who was in Yale last
week is meeting with great success in
working wonderful cures. He will be
here again on June 4th from 9 a. m. to
p. m. If you are afflicted with blind
ness or catarrh call on the DR.. at Hotel
de Martin.
! A warrant was issued Tuesday morn
ing for the arrest of Alex. Lyons, of
Greenwood township, charging him
with using indecent language in the
presence of women and children.
Lyons was taken to the county Jail in
the afternoon. The complaint was
made by Mrs. Louis Schulter.
| Unless you crawl into snug hole
well lined with non-conducting of
sound material, or leave town, you
cannot escape noise these days. In
every part of town can be heard the
sound of hammers and the ring of the
saws. Repairing, rebuilding or build
ing new structures is the order of the
season. It's a noise everyone loves to
hear and denotes state of business
prosperity.
1t would be fine, and handler than a
third hip pocket in mans pants; but
would it pay? Would bath tub for
swimming at the water works fill a
long felt want? The heat could be
supplied by utilizing what is now waste
steam. The water is the very best.
The structure could be used both sum-
mer. and winter. The cost of operat-
ing would be small. With moderate
fee for each bather, would the patro-
mage pay the village for its investment
in tank and fixtures? And just here
we stop and await information.
The ancients believed that rheuma-
tism was the work of demon within
man. Any one who has had an at
tact of sciatic or inflammatory rheuma-
tism will agree that the affliction is de-
moniac enough to warrant the belief.
1t has never been claimed that Cham.
berlain's Pain Balm would cast out de-
mons, but it will cure rheumatism, and
hundreds bear testimony to the truth
of this statement. One application re-
lieves the pain, and this quick relief
which it affords is alone worth many
times its cost. For sale by Staley &
McKeith.
II is with feeling of deep sorrow
that we announce the death of Mrs.
Justin r. Whiting, which occurred at
her home in st. Clair, May 18th. She
was in usual health until an hour be-
fore her death, when fatal hemorr-
hage of the brain seized her. She
was wife and mother in the full
sense of the words. While pre-emin-
emily home woman, she had the
other qualities, which enabled her to
take her place at her husbands side in
all the stations to which he has been
called in public life. A family of
grown sons and daughters is the mon
ument left to her faithful motherhood.
N.Y. but its growing weather. f..
II. brakes lettuce planted near his
house has just doomed and popped so
he couldn't sleep for the noise il made
in bursting through the ground and
crowding fellow plants. Later-The
continued boom of growing weather
has go enlarged the lettuce that
Harve's cellar wall is in danger, and
to save the house, he must employ q
steam dredge to move the lettuce bed.
Still later-More reliable reports now
come to the effect, that Harve hasn't
any lettuce bed at all, and that he was
kept awake by the toothache; the
noise being made by his gritting his
teeth to help him bear the pain with
out saying solemn words before his
family.
We cannot say of what it may be
sign, but the fact is there are more
mooing, bawling, distressful crying,
tear-shedding COWS in Yale. this spring
than we eyer noticed before. Possibly
the world is going to end, or an earth
quake is impending, or a cyclone lie
coming and the dumb creatures scent
it before men do. 1t may be they are
just tired of being tied up, and think
II time to go forth to more light and
liberty, and to roam upon green
carpet and battle in the sunshine. Not
being versed in COW language we can
not more than guess at the cause of
their distress. We hope their owners
will try the pasture cure. In case that