The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-07-22
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Society Sandal
COpyright, 1sOO. b. R. II. Russell.

Copyright. 1900. by r H Russell.
We'll. sir, I guess I'm not up on ell
ket' said Mr.. Dooley.
"How's that?" demanded Mr.. Hennes-
sy.
i've been readin' about WilIum Wal
dorf Asthor," replied Mr.. Dooley, AN
the trouble he had with a Ia-ad that
bummed his way into his party. Ye see,
Hinnissy, WilIum Waldorf Asthor give a
party al his large an commodjlous house
in London. That's where he Iives-in
LOndOn-though he r-runs a hotel In New
York, where ye can see half tn state fv
Ioway near amy night. they tell me.
Well, he give this party on gran scale,
an bought great slathers iv food an
drink, an invited tn neighbors an tn
neighbors' childher. But wan man he
wouldn't have. He's goin' over tn list
Nv tn people that's to come, an ne says
to his sicrety: Scratch that boy Him
an me bump as We pass by. He didn't
want this fellow. We see, Hinnissy. 4
don't know why They was dissatisfac-
ton between thin over q dice game or
somethin'; anyhow he says: Scratch
him. an he was out iv it,
'WeH wan night IN fellow was settin'
down f'r bite to eat with Lady o.. an
Lady s., an Lady C., an Lady
y, and other ladies that had lost
their names, an wan iv thin, Cap. she
says, 'ar-re We goin' to Asthor's doin'5
tOnight?' she says. Not that L know w.
says tn Cap. He hasn't STINT me amy
wurrud that I'm wanted he says. What
differ does it make says tn lady. Write
an invitation f'r ye'rsiif on ye'cr cuff an
come along with us. says she. III do It,
says tn Cap, and he STINT fr an autOmO-
bile an goes along.
Well tvrything was all Fright fr
awhile, an tn Cap was assaultin' a
knuckle ~ ham an q shell iv beer, whin
Wiilum Waldorf AsthOr Games up an
taps him on tn shoulder an says:
Duck What nance says the Cap.
'AsthOr,' says Wilum on says Cap.
'Ye'er tn American gazabo that owns
this hut he says. Il am says Wulum.
L can't go says tn Cap. Ya didn't ask
me here, an ye can't sind me away he
says. 'GassOon, another shell iv malt.
an dhraw it more slow he saws. Il am
an English gintlemau an T know me
rights, he says. 'Dure or window says
| Nlllum. Take yc'er choice me says IF
We insist says TIN Cap IU take tn
dure, he says, but We don't know tn
customs In civilization Inc says. am tn
hired man just grazed him on tn dure
step.
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