The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-06-14

duNlce tHdn tnlS: "FOr impure pIoou, uau
Sarsaparilla''
A sarcastic throw-downv Eindlctlve Var
ey new d ahss NV
amt no ,good.i' Foxy Farquhar-7 ot
happened wen you told de LADY, Nindic,
tive Marley (disgustedly l-''She whlstled
fer de dorg, an said it WIZ my move.
Judge.
Dyspepsia-bane of human existence.
Burdock Blood Btters cures it, promptly,
permanently Regulates and tones the
stomach.
At the honoring of Colonel Macdonald in
Glasgow University an old woman inquired
81 .!nh ANOTHER What a steer M Vas anoGd
~. D. What's Colonel MaeDonald =
'Oh, he's famous soldier They didna
max Sich a fuss about DOR Jack when he
wis made a Ii D. sob. is your son
Ii ?" AYE, the sodger yin. He weers
it on his hat. He's wi the Lectrlc Llghtln
Department. Glasgow Evening Times.
Is it a burno Use DR.. Thomas Electric
Oil. \ cut . Use Dr.. Thomas Electric
Oil. At your druggists.
Grange Philosophy. I'm so thirsty dad,
said the farmers boy, as he dropped his
hoe. ''Well, never mind about that. answer
ed the horny -handed son Of toll ''Remem-
Der the good book says: lilo, all We that
thirsteth." Chicago News.
Everybody's liable to itching piles. Rich
and poor, old and youns-terrible the tor
ture they suffer. Only one sure cure: Doan $
Ointment. Absolutely safe; can't fail
Iron-like. There is a suit my friendt. =
said the dealer, THAT will wear like iron.
81 guess that Teller was no liar. said the
victim. two'weeks after. The dashbinged
suit is rusty already" Indianapolis Press.
Three spectres that threaten baby's life.
Cholera infantum, dysentery, dlarrh#a.
| Dr.. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry
| never fails to conquer them.
Worse yet Mrs Flatter (reading): \
bed of quickSand is the most treacherouS
and deadly thing on earth. Mr.. Platter:
Guess the chump who wrote that never
saw our folding bed Puck.
During the Summer season cramps
come upon us Unexpectedly you should be
prepared for an emergency OF TINS KIND, as
otherwise you viii suffer agony for hours.
Keep bottle of PAIN-kILLER handy and
go by directions on the wrapper. it will sur
| prise you how quickly relief will come.
Avoid substitutes, there is but one Pain
! Killer, Perry Davis Price 25c. and soc.
''Don't worry somuch bout appearances,
said Uncle Eben. ''De patent leather in
yoh shoes looks fine, but it amt gwinter
keep yoh feet fun hurtin'." Washington
Star.
LINERITA, the up-to-date Little Liver
Pill: sc. boxes contain 10 pills, Zoe. boxes
contain 40 pills, 25c. boxes contain 100 pills.
Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., druggists, Bel
fast, Me. 3yrS24.
| Not an Isolated Case "Edward Everett
| Hale keeps fifteen cats Well, we keep
about as many, too but they belong to our
neighbors." Chicago Record.
BELLAVITA, Arsenic Beauty Tablits
| and Pills for the complexion: 10 days treat
| ment SOC, 50 days treatment S1.0o. Sold by
| A. \. Howes 4 Co.. druggists. Belfast. Me.
| 3yrs24
Mrs. Smythe: 'What is poor Mrs. Per
| kins going to do now that her husband is
| deado" Smythe: ''Take in boarders." Mrs.
| Smythe: "No9 Why, She can't cook"
| Smythe: 'Precisely. Didn't ! say that
she was going to take them in?" Harlem
| Life.
! "An International Courtship'' the new
and Accordingly interesting novel by Mel
| vile kirke, has been described by a leading
London weekly newspaper as "a remark
| able novel" 1t is the story of marriage be
| tween American girls and titled English
men. Published by The Nicely Co., III
| Fifth Ave, y. y. Postpaid SLIGO 'yrs2+
The Cape Town censor sat chewing the
stump of a blue pencil. chickens" he
called to his assistant, 'how many Beers
did you say our 5000 men defeated: 'One
thousand nine hundred and ninety -nine '
responded the loyal Dickens. ''Then Just
turn it around to 1891. 1t will make many
| glad hearts, and besides. Dickens, my broth
er is Il bunting manufacturer in London.
| Chicago News.
RELIEF IN SIN HOURS.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Diseas,
relieved in six hours by ''NEw GREN
| SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE. 1t is f;
great surprise ON account of its exceeding
| promptnesS i'll relieving pain i'll blad-
| der. kidneys and back, in male or female
| Relieves retention of water almost imme
diately. If you want quick relief and cure
this is the remedy. Sold by A. A. llowes
| Co.. Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1yl9
Curios-'These are genuine Havana ci
! gars." said the connoisSeur. "Oh, said the
! man who always likes to be of Importance
''and here are some genuine Havana postage
| stamps. "WhatS interesting about them y
genuine" Washington Star.
| DIR. +. Detchons Anti Diuretic
May be worth to you more than Slco if yol
| have a child who soils bedding from incon
| tenence of water during sleep. Cures Ole
and young alike 1t arrests the trouble a
once. 81. Sold by A. A. Howes X Co.
| druggists, Belfast, Me. lyrla
The Mark of Honor-Th major had rolled
| up his sleeves to bowl. 'Major," inquired
one of the players, show did you get al
those little sears on your inns "Duels,
responded the major: "duels fought il
| France. And | suppose that large sea-
was acquired in some particularly fierce
| hat IN "