The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-03-16
GEORGES PA.
He Puts On the Gloves and Is Unfor.
tunate.


tunate.
Awhile ago the Docktor told paw
he must Take more EXersize than he
could get putting up awnings and
painting Porches or Ennything Of
that kind, so paw Joined Jim navy
UNI. and is Turning to be nathleet.
Uncle wesley wanted him to join the
golf club but paw told him he hadent
emmy youse for that game hecoz it
dlzzent help a Person to Lurn the
manly art of self Defense We could
see a big chance in paw rite off after
He joined The first mite he came
home with a sawful Looking Eye. and
a Few days after that he neerly Broke
a Laig falling offn a Horny Zontul
Bar
But never mind" he told nav
when she Complained about it. They
say these thing happen to Everybud.
dy when they begin. After | get u
little ust to it l can stand Bio tina:
would mock a noX down and asst fe:
more and it's always a Good thing to
no How to put up Your hands becoz
you never no what mite Happen.
YES" NAV says, I've notdst that
speshelly when you start Oh 10 Do
ennything."
Besides going to the Jim 81 - n
paw fiXt up a place to eXerci ,11
attick, with a Punchen b. u.
jun clubs and a Lot more . IT,.
Give you mussul.
The other mite Upclo So
Aunt grace and the Bass
over to make it pleas i .t
paw Got tot tellinE o~a Ri. ~;
way he had Thin IS ri- i
Mrs. Bassett ser sae o...,.
nything in the World
match, becoz she al Il d so
about it.
So paw invited the up 10 l.. a
tick to see him Fame he a l
after he did that fr WIZ =
Uncle wesley if lie wouldn't lie "a
PuL on the Gloy re
round. Uncle ives y is about II a
taller than paw an6 eishs , pc ,nul
before meels.
He sed he didn't to mata q
munkey of himself befl he folks.
but paw says:
ooh, you needn't be afr de you'll do
that. I'll do it for YOU
Paw and Mrs. Bass t were HI
only ones who saw the joke, nd ID
seemed To tickle e!n a Cd e
l CESS Aunt grace didn't like q
way they aft about It SD aHe 4
Uncle wesley to 20 ahead anu P,t
them on just to Sho that h had a
Friendly Speerut.
'All rite" Uncle wesley says, but
Of Corse l don't purtend to be Box
err"
When they Got the Gluvs on, paw
sed:
Now, you see tie Difference be,
tween oud Size. Yves you're nearly
twict as big as | am and you Have a
narm on you that OF to De Pow arful.
But it's Not only Strength that Coun
in this world. Look at David and the
Giunt. If it wouldn't of bsen / Da,
vid's skill what sho would he Ever
stood? Syunce is the Thing that
GO MIS- in this World avery time. Now
III Just Sho you people the Difference
between Syunce and broot strenth."
They he'd thare oats off and We all
stood Back TO Give them room, and
they began to Eiddle 70 a nopeniog g.
Paw danced around a good deal and
put on a lot of extra Fiourishes to sh0
How the thing OF ter be done if Per.
son wanted to be artistick, and then
he hit Uncle wesley a smash on tho
Cheak and l CESS it made Uncle
wesley mad Or sumthing, for hd
hauled off in his big awkward unsyen.
tifiick style and let paw have one on
the end of the Chin.
We could see the differunce between
syunce and broot strenth with tho
naked I rite there.
After while paw set up and Looked
around like if he Wondered if he had
only Fell offn the Platform or if the
Whole train ha rolled over On Top
of him, and whe1 lie could specs h
sed it was a Cnance bio.
Yes" Mrs. Bassett told Him, eva
wouldn't have Glanced to be tbare it
wouldn't of tutchel You. But what's
the Good of Syunce if it Can't Kc ep
the Thing yoI expect from a.,
ways Happening?'
GEORGE, N hicago Times Herald.