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Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
Preju{iced Ax.i.st II.

Friend-Pat what do you think of
this new-faneled absent treatment"
that we hear SO much about nova
days?
Pat-Begorry, Oh don't think much
OF it. Oh was absint only one night
recently and the tratement OF re-
ceived from the wolfe of me buzzum
upon me RETURN was discredit to the
family. 1t CURED me all roight, but Oi
cont care fer no more absint trate-
ment in moline, tank ye.-N. v.
World.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
WHY lndcedt

"Father," remarked little Johnny
Beanpod, al he glanced over his glasses
from the perusal of his favorite Boston
paper, "yoI have ever inculcated the
principle, III your arduous training of
my intellectual being, that males were
apt to be mbre punctual in keeping APP
pointments than females.
"Yes, my son."
"Then, father. how can you explain
the fact thai, in my perusal of the Sc
lect obituary. notices. l find most of
them refer tb the late Mr.. So-and-SoY' "
Life.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
Too Often.

Train up a boy in the way he
should CO." said Uucle Jerry PEBBLES,
land about nine times out of ten he'll
90 after some feather-headed gal that
hain't got nothin' with mentionin'
but purity face an likin' fur ice
cream Chicago Tribune.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
MANY Like Him.

YES" said the old gentleman, "he
is a wonder fully capable young man."
"And yet Eou discharged him?'
"True: and that was why | dis
charged him, too. He is so capable
that he Insisted upon trying to do my
work to tho great neglect Of his own.
Either he or had to retire from the
management of this concern, and l
thought I'd hang on awhile longer"
Chicago Post.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
unnardonahle.

Jones-If l ever catch that young
Simpson I'll shoot him. He's been call
ing at my house for some time, and
last night he skipped town with
Smith-With your daughter?
Jones-No, sir; without her.-Judge.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
AApfehehalOA.

! First Board You can say what you
like about the trust. but sugar is get
ting cheaper al the time.
Second Boarder-That's so! If il
keeps on getting cheaper I'm afraid
it may find lbs way into the hash
Puck.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
A way out.

Mrs. Youngish-Oh, Bob, what shall
1 do? Baby is crying because won't
let him pull the fur off my muff.-
Mr.. Youngish-Well, that's all right.
give him the cat.-Tit- Bits.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
Useful piece of Furniture.

Yeast-You say you bought your
wife a folding bed? How does it
work?
Crimsonbeak:-Fine; you see she
talked in her sleep fearfully, and that
was the only way could shut her up.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
Mere Matter of Time.

Mrs. Binks-How does it happen that
Mrs. Nextdoor can afford to dress bet
ter than | can?
Mr.. Binks-They haven't been mar
ried long. and presume he isn't quite
broke yet.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21

This is no idle joke" remarked the
editor, glancing over it.
What do you mcan?' anxiously in
quired the contributor.
why, it has been worked nearly to
DEATH" smiled the editor, returning it.
Puck
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
Poor Wives.

Graball--Cutter, the tailor, is on the
high road 10 wealth.
Ciose-How's that?
Graball-He has invented a secret in
visible trousers pocket for married
men.-Town Topics.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21

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1UDYAN. ~ Rsat
vegetable remedy fos
Tie hlsoA a1A lssvea
HUDYAN Win On.
nsh the blood and give
n hack IL healthy, Sd
sslor. The hsssl bstAs
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1sas o. De organs q
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Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
Reward Of Industry.

Now do thu busy little bees.
Improve the time together.
By feastingi on the honey which
They made In warmer weather.
Chicago Daily News.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
Eject Of Attire.

You're a. bHck cried fellow named
VIII,
To his sister. hor took she II III
Till he added: "Oh, yes.
You're but half-baked. or less,
But you're certainly dressed up to kiln"
Detroit Journal.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
NOT the same Nan.

Lady at the Door, believe, in my
heart, you are the same tramp gave
a large piece of pudding to few days
ago!
Tramp-No, ma'am; you're mistaken.
Hes dead.-Tit-Bits
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
RIDING A BUCKING MULE.
(The Motions That Make Bronco-Bustsr's
Life Shorter)

were continued until the strength of
the mule was almost exhausted. and as
vet only the hat of the puncher had been
dislodged. A short pause followed,
during which the mule changed its tao
tics, and Hammer thwacked its sweaty
neck with his open hand. The next mo-
ton was sudden rearing by the mule.
AS it rose on its hind legs the rider
yanked fiercely on the reins. and, slip
ping to the ground on one side, al
lowed the brute to fall on its back.
The saddle-horn buried itself in the
earth, and the mules hoofs beat the
air a moment before it scrambled to its
feet
Hammer was cooler than the mule
now. and swung himself back into the
saddle with the first long leap OF the
desperate animal This was the easy
part of the trial for the rider. and the
spectacular part for the world. The
mule ran straight away for the oppo-
site fence of the fairgrounds with
long. lunRing pumps, rising and pitch
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
He Was \ Diplomat

"How did you get out of buying that
sealskin sack for your wife p
. ''Surprsed her with muff and col
lar."--Detroit Free Press.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21

Enamored Husband-Dearest, you
are worth far more than a million
to me.
His Wife Then, love, just give me
$3.50 on account for a new cape, will
you ?-Heitert Welt.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
GREEN SICKNESS

snoassa young women. II y caused trsa -
lnpoyssished eendttisa 81 the bleed. Being
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21

UtUtT fOFe.
He-Yes; they ought TO advertise for
q minister-Puck. 4
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21

Yes, but l WAS mistaken; since you
have been going shabby five men have
refused to lend me money.'-Stray
Stories
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
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The following brands Of Higl
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kinds Of Feed and Hay.
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hassa y ~ ehssks ~ easss The grssn unss
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Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21

She-They seem to be lost in each
other'S love
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
EconomJ That D,ant Pay.

Clara. YOU must dress better
We'll. HARD I'D, you told me TO econ
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
l. WnAkNaAS AND PAlJlTATSoN -
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MUDYAu DOCTORS PIER Cali and
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The PRINCIPAL SYMPTOMS ARE;

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vin mako ~ bleeA pan 81 alts1usAs aA1
NJ haaAanAa y1n lianllaaR. a. n -
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1900-02-21
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cOMplRxIoN -AUDYA1 vin AaAso ~
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The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
THE GOOD ROADS AGITATION.
Secretary Wilson Promises to Act with the Good Roads Con-
 Eress Committee.

Washington, Nov. 27.-Mr. W. H Moore and 15 other members of the Good Roads congress, yesterday called on Secretary Wilson, of the agricul tural department, and urged that he ask an appropriation of .$15O,000 for the roads inquiry bureau of his de- partment. The purpose of the appro- priation is the construction of sample roads, experiments and the diffusion of information on the subject of road making and kindred matters. The secretary promised to second the eff forts of the roads congress, and to recommend the appropriation asked. To-day the committee called on Presi dent Mckinley.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
Work of the Wind.

Eastern Arkansas was visited by destructive storm on the goth. num- Der of persons were killed and several injured, and much damage was done to fences, timber and farm houses. The downpour of rain which followed filled the streams in portions of Lee and Monroe counties and numerous bridges were washed away.
 In the vicinity of Mount Holly, in Union county, half dozen farm houses were blown down. The point of great est destruction was at Moro, Lee coun- ty, where all the stores were blown down, the school house blown away while school was in session, and one child fatally injured. The home of Dick Blount was destroyed and one child killed. Considerable damage was also done at Oak Forrest.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
EST CITY, ARK, FRIDAY AFTERNOON, NOVEMBER 3o eoo
A Test Case.

A lively legal battle is in progress be tween the city of Hot Springs and tho Hot Springs Brokerage Co. Three weeks ago Chancellor Leatherman granted an injunction restraining the city from interfering with the business affairs of the company. This proceed ing grew out of the refusal of the city to accept funds from the company for a license to do business. Later Chancel- Tor Leatherman sustained the cty's de- murrer to the injunction. To meet this phase of the case the brokerage company, through it's attorney, filed plea showing that the license of $20O for doing brokerage business is exor- bitant and illegal. The proceedings in the case are watched with much inter- est throughout the entire state, since the result will show whether regular brokerage concern, having member ship in the leading exchanges in the country has any more right to do bnsi- ness in Arkansas than bucket shop. The Hot Springs Brokerage Company is being dealt with as such.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
MAYS CLAIM ALLOWED.
The Guatemalan Government will Have to Settle With the
 American Manager.

Washington, Nov. 27.-It is unoffi cially, but reliably, reported to the department of state that Mr. Jenner, the British umpire in the arbitration in the case of Robert H. May, an American citizen, against the govern ment of Guatemala, has rendered a judgment in favor of the claimant to the amount of $140,000 American gold.
 May entered into contract with the Guatemalan government to oper- ate and improve railway for which he was to receive monthly subven- tion of $35,000, keep the revenues ot the road and be paid for certain ex- tra work. He began his work in April, 1898, but in October of the same year was dispossessed by military force. The subventions due at that time has been only partially paid, and Mays claim was for the payment of those subventions, for money expended in extra work and compensation for his general losses. The basic claim was for S127 ,000, and there was to be an allowance for profits over and above this sum-
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
First Biennial Reunion.

The first biennial reunion of tn a. sonic Grand Lodge of Arkansas closed at Little Rock on the 22d. Besides large number of visitors, 693 delegates were in attendance-the largest num- Der in the history of the lodge. Grand Master Myers in his annual report, de- voted considerable space to the relief work of Arkansas Masons to the dis tressed brothers in the Galveston flood stating that s913 had been forwarded Since the last meeting of the grand lodge the following grand masters de- parted tEis life: Col. Sam ". Williams, J. H. Van Hoose, John J. Sumpter, w. H. Gee and R. NJ. Smith. During the past year s5oOO was applied toward re- ducing the bonded indebtedness on the Masonic Temple at Little Rock Grand Master Myers assumed the duties of the office in September and succeeded Grand Master Robert NJ. Smith, who was lost in the Galveston flood.
 The following officers were elected and duly installed: Harry II. Myers, Brinkley, grand master; J. T. Hicks, deputy grand master; S. T. Rowe, Greenwood, senior grand warden, A. B. Grace, Pine Bluff, grand junior war den; Fay Hampstead, Little Rock, grand secretary; P. K. Roots, Little Rock, grand treasurer; J. M. Oathout, Bonneville, grand lecturer; custodians of work, Geo. Thornburg, Geo. w. De- Vaughan and Wm. Nj. Kent.
 Since the last session charters have been granted as follows: Southern Lodge, May, Garland county; Piggott Lodge, Piggott, Clay county, Ozone Lodge, Ozone, Johnson county; Omea Lodge, Dumas, Desha county; Grannis Lodge, Grannis, Pope county; Black Springs Lodge, Black Springs, Mont gomery county; Black Diamond Lodge, Bonanza, Sebastian county.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
SAVED BY PROJECTING BOLT.
Workman Suspended for an Hour One Hundred Feet Above the
 Ground.

Chicago, Nov. 27.-Suspended in mid. air by his jacket 100 feet from the ground, Andrew Anderson, employed on blast furnace in the Illinois steel works, hung for an hour yesterday while employees of the works endeav. ored to rescue him. Finally, by means of extension ladders, the man was taken from his perilous position and. exhausted, carried to the ground. He was taken to the company's hospital, where he soon recovered.
 The accident which placed Anderson in his perilous position resulted in seriously and probably fatally injur- ing three of his companions. They were all working on a scaffold at the top of new blast furnace when the scaffolding broke, falling with it's hu. man burden. Twenty feet from the top of the blast furnace Anderson's jacket caught on a short bolt extend. ing two inches from the surface, and his rapid descent was suddenly checked.
 His companions crashed through the net work of scaffolding to the ground and were later picked up un- conscious and bleeding by other em- ployes, and taken to the company's hospital.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
FIVE-TRIBES COMMISSION.
Chairman Tams Bixby Calls an Sec retary Hitchcock and Discusses
 Indian Interests.

Washington, Nov. 27.-Chairman Tams Bixby of the Five Civilized Tribes commission. is in the city and had conference yesterday with Sec. retary Hitchcock. The conference bore on a number of matters connect ed with the commissioners work in the Indian territory. Mr. Bixby said that, while complications might ex- tend the time, the commission was likely to finish it's work within two years.
 Agreements have been made with all the five tribes. Three of these have been ratified by congress, the Creek and Cherokee treaties being still pending. These two. he said, probably would be ratified at the approaching session of congress.
 The enrolment of the citizens of the Seminole nation, he said, would be completed about January l. The commission would meet at Hatties- burg, Miss, on December r to enroll the Mississippi Choctaws. The com mission will begin appraising the lands of the Creek nation next week.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
A DANGEROUS PACKAGE.
What is Thought to Have Been an Inferna' Machine Discovered In a
 Mail Sack.

Chicago, Nov. 26.-According to in. formation received here to-day a dan. gerous looking package resembling an internal machine was discovered in mail sack in one of the postal cars of the Omaha & Ogden railroad. The package had been forwarded from versailles, France, and was addressed to a merchant in Salt Lake City, Utah.
 The discovery of the object followed .he appearance of a sickening odor Ill one of the postal cars, which had Just left Chicago for the west. Search was made, and thick smoke was dis covered curling from Utah mail sack ne contents were emptied, and a siiolderng package was found. The parcel was about ten inches long, four inches wide and four inches thick. Ten snort, eartridge-shaped objects were iouhd Tn the covering of excelsior and cotton, and from these stifiing odor emanated. It is thought the sub stance was ignited spontaneously.
 The package was returned to the .hicago office under close cover, and mas been forwarded to Washington.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
ARKANSAS SIAIE NEWS.
An Old Cnss Settled.

Judgment was given in federal court at Little Rock last week in a case which has been on the docket for seventeen years, having been filed on July 13. 1883. It was in the case of the Allenton (Pa.) National Bank vs. L. W. Bryan, of Pine Bluff, and the judgment was for the plaintiff for $24,S72.S0. The suit was filed on the date named to recover the amount of about twenty different notes which the defendant had endorsed, which were made between December, 1877, and the date of the filing of the suit, the amounts ranging from s100 to $1,500. The total face value of the notes was s11 .246.90, but they bore interest at the rate of per cent per annum during the intervening years, and the total interest footed up the neat little sum of $13,625.9O, or $1,339 more than the principal.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
Injunction Continued.

Judge Jacob Trieber, in federal court, issued an order continuing in definitely in effect the temporary re- straining order issued by him Octo- Der 31, 1900, enjoining the members of the railroad commission of Arkansas or their clerks or agents from enfofc- ing the joint rates issued April 10, 1900, upon the lines of the St. Louis, Iron Mountain & Southern railway and the St. Louis Southwestern rail- way. The injunction restraints the commission from enforcing their joint rates on through freight shipments over two lines, or from hearing com plaints regarding alleged violations, restraining them from instituting or causing to be instituted any suits against these railroads for failure to apply these joint rates; restraints them from fixing. making or establishing other joint rates, or continuing the present rates pending further orders of the court.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
THE STRONGEST IN LUZON.
successful Expedition Against an Insurgent Stronghold, in Luzon,
 Under Col. Thompson.

Manila, Nov. 27.--The fortress of the insurgent chief Geronimo. at Pi. nauran, which the insurgents boasted was impregnable. was taken and de- stroyed on Thursday afternoon oy a picked force of the Forty-second and Twenty infantry, and Troop of the Fourth cavalry, under Cal Thompson. Geronimo and most of the rebels escaped.
 The leaders had long harassed the IWnety-seventh infantry, operating in the vicinity of San Mateo, Montal- ban and Novaliches.
 lie was finally located at Pinapran, J5 miles north of Manila. His position was considered the strongest in Lu- zon. It was a stone fortress, sur mounting a steep hill surrounded by cannons. The Spanish forces lost heavily in attempting to take it.
 Col. Thompson mobilized 1000 men at Mantalban. The attack was made on four sides-the main body, under Maj. Carey, of the Forty infan- try, advancing from the south; Capt. Atkinson, of the Twenty-seventh in- fantry, from the east; Capt. Castrool, of the Twenty-seventh infantry, from the west, and Capt. Sloan, of the Twenty infantry, from the north.
 The ascents were steep, and the men climbed them by grasping the shrub bery. 1t vas impossible for the east ern column to reach the summit, but the others arrived after three hours climbing, under fire from the fortress and the hillside intrenchments.
 The enemy's force, numbering sev- eral hundred, fled before the attack CTS reached the top. The Americans destroyed 1000 insurgent uniforms. scores of building and large quantities of supplies, and seized barrel full of documents.
 Private Hart, of the Twenty sev- enth infantry, and Private Koppner, of the Forty-second infantry, and two native scouts, were killed, and 12 of the attacking force were wounded. The insurgent casualties could not be ascertained.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
THE PRELIMINARY TREATY.
The State Department Not Over SanGuine of the Success of the
 Alleged Agreement.

Washington, Nev. 27.--The state de. partment has been informed of the agreement or understanding of pre- liminary treaty Git is not possible now to learn in just what the form the matter stands), reached by the for eign ministers at PelSin, but it is not regarded as eXpedient to give out for publication at this time any detailed information regarding it. It may be stated, however, that the arrange ment stands very poor chance of re ceiving the sanction of all the pow CTS represented in the Pekin confer ence unless some material amend ments are permitted.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
A Desperate Fight.

A pistol duel took place at Eureka Springs, between Chief of Police Cor don and negro named Robt. Smith Gordon and Policeman Logue went to arrest Smith, who refused to surrender and opened fire on them. Logue was shot in the arm and disabled, when Gordon shot the negro in the neck. The negro fell, but raised on his elbow and continued the fight until two more shots were fired into his body.
The Forrest City times., 1900-11-30
ROWING TO THE INEVITABLE.
Father-in-Lav Zimmerman Says the Duke of Manchester is q Good
 Fellow and All Right.

New York, Nov. 27.-Eugene Zun. merman, whose daughter was ma cried to the duke of Manchester, a week or so ago, in England, was inter- viewed here yesterday. He said tc reporter:
 "I have come to meet my daughter and her husband. After they have rested here a few days we wll go to Cincinnati and reception will be given at my home. The duke is a bright chap. He's a fine, manly fellow. l like a man who went to work as he did as a newspaper man when he was here Some of his ar ticles were first rate, too. At no time was I opposed to his marriage tc my daughter. Those stories are all moon shine"
 ''Is it true that the duke is in had way financially?" asked the reporter.
 "I guest there wont be any difficult ty about his debts. Not at all. That does not make and difference. I don't care to speak about the marriage DOT ton. That is a private matter. Bur there wont be any trouble about debts. They will be-well, that's all right; all right"
 ''Is it likely that the duke may set tie down in America and enter the railroad business?"
 "No, no; the duke is going into British politics. He is entitled to seat in the house of lords, and he is going to turn his attention to poli-