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The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24
BOURBON COUNTY ITEMS.


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veloped y cas~ OF small p0x and wa
taken to the pest house on the l6th.
Ed. J. ;. sweeney il qrite III OF
nervous prosrrstion At Nohn. k,.
where he went several weeks ago from
Frankfort for rest.
M. II. L. B,ldrick, who has been
thele fficieut msusge- of the G.. g.
White DAZZLING Company, in Paris.
tor seversl years, has resigned his po-
sitiou.
Douglas Thomas sold on SATURDAY
for J. r. Hedges thesfine two-yesr o'd
flly, bv Allerton, dam bv Baron
wilkes for $500. and the dve-yesr
old hsv Celdins by simmons, dam by
Bourbon Wilkes, for 5000.
The Fiscal Court met on FRIDAY,
the 18th. and accepted The resigns
ton Of Dr.. VIM. KINNEY as pest house
physician and elected Dr.. julius Par
nell. Of Mllersburg, as his successor.
The Paris Board OF Health gives
warning to persons owning valuable
dogs and cats, that poison viii be lih-
erallv scattered in Paris this week e.
rid the city Of hundreds of worthless
animals which may spre ad the infec-
ton of contagious diseases.
The viii OF Mrs. Penelope Pat'er-
son, devises oue-halt OF her farm Of
800 acres TO her sister, Mrs. Dr. Moore
and the other half to Mrs. Moliie
Grimes, daughter OF her decea ed sis-
ter, Mrs. Hedges. She directs the
pay ment out of her personal estate of
the following legscies:
College OF the Bible, Lexington, Ky,
$500 ; Midway Orphsn School 81 600:
Paris Auxiliary of Christian Wo-
mans Board of Missions, 500 ;
Christian Church Orphans Home. OF
Louisville, Ky., 500; and other
small requests. The defendants real
and per-onsl estate will aggregate
about $4,000.
Messrs. f. X. Thomas and J. h..
Ewalt have returned from the big
sale of Short horns at Kansas City &.
The top price OF the sale was $500
paid by the editor of the Kansas City
Star. Another big price was 1925 for
8 ten-year old bull. Mr.. Ewalt bought
six fine Shorthorns and Mr.. Thomas
boughttw J. W. Bun CESS. of Fl
Worth, Texas, well known in Bour
bon and FAyc,te, also bough, two.
The successful blindfold carriage
drive Of Prof. Edwin Boone. the hyp
n1tisi, was the talk OF Paris Yesterday
afternoon. a committee composed OF
Dr. SlAs Evans, +. B. January,
Newt CLARK, VIM. Remington. Judge
c. D. Webs and County Attorney
Dennis Dundou, bid post Office gey
under s coal vase in Senator J. NJ.
Thomss residence on Main street,
while Prof. Boone was sitting blind
folded in S4loshin & Co.'S store.
When the committee returned TO the
store Prot Boone, sull 3Iindio.ded,
climbed to the drivers seat and drove
.kiil.uly 10 the home Of Senator
Thomas and found the key. Then be
re-eniered the csrriaga and drove the
horses almost in q run TO me post
office and fitted the key into the cor
rect box and selected from 10, Of
mali letter which had been preyi-
ousiy written bv one Of TIE comm.tfee
This letter Boone Immediately isliv-
cred to Mr. james Mcclure. ot tie
Central Trust Co. The feat vis 0-c
uouncel wonderful h- al who -1r l-.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24
SPORTING.
Races at Louisville, Beginning
Nay 3rd.

One fare for the round trip includes
admission % tbs grand stand. Be-
ee.aE Oh D=rby Day. May 8. one OF
,u- greatest race meetings ever he'd
io Aa -1c.zv win bs given SO tle fl-
m-a. Louisville race course. Eleven
.aE--. Including tle keu,l ky Derby,
worth 5000. viii be run during che
fifteen days. AL the crack horses iu
-ae country are engaged in these
stakes. Nearly 1000 horses are now
@ 4r,ered 81 Chuschui Downs, insur-
Ias large isld- and exciting contests
There win be five or more races each
DAY. with liberal addei money.
Al. the railroads have put on chear
excursion rates, the round rip from
M-. Sterling being only one fare
Tlis also includes admission 10 the
grand stand. This s. the ehe=p--t
rate ever offered from this point, and
big delegation VII leave here on
Derby Day 70 take advantage OF H.
The Derby will be run on the ope-
ming day, Thursday, Nay 3, aud viii
be followed By the Dsbutsuie Stakes,
Turf Congress HADdicap, Bluegrass
Stakes. Clark Stakes. Mademoiselle
Stakes, Fshr Stakes, WenonAh Stakes,
Premier Stakes, Juvenile Stakes, and
Kentucky Oaks in the order named.
These are the bi sgest turf events run
in the West On Saturday, May l2,
the Gent.eman's Cup race will be run
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24

L 7. and Charles HAgan, Of Win.
chester, General Machinistss have
been 10 business for three years. They
are manufacturers Of the Hagsn Case
lene engine, which ia now attracting
attention. This engine Is adapted to
all purposes, and is now especially
desired by farmers for pumping water
and cutting feed. See their al in this
issue. For further particulars call on
or address L. I. & Chas. Hagsn, Win
chester, KY. 37-tf
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24
Tart Sayings Prom the New York
World.

Porto Rico first gets the tax and
then the tsx-estere.
Census Director Merriam holds the
record-l36,000 women are after him,
Mr.. Johu ID. Rockefeller seems to
be enjoying himself in spite of his
money.
A couple just welded by wire
might make the experiment of living
by telephone.
Ii Gov. Roosevelt attends the Re-
publican Nations! Convention he will
wake up Philsdelphia.
Why do men set so much more val.
he upon alienated affections than up
on those that are not?
And will Clark, of Montana, "re-
yindicate' himself by q repurchase OF
the Montana Legislature
Taxation without representation"
in our new possessions turns Bunker
Hin into a patriots jest.
"Christisn Science" is a very sirik-
ing contradiction of the theory that
self-preservstion is the first law Of
nature.
DULY five killed, one decapitsted
and twenty five wounded in . is's
weekly report Surely now "the war
is over"
The young Chicago lawyer who is
to wed a S50,OOOOOO bride probably
does not believe that old story about
Cupid's blindness.
From latest reports the Dutch far
mers of Cape Colony are Liable to
"rise up" and raise $ much-debated
tenet OF theology.
Porto Rico may need medicines
clothing and food, but whole lot Of
csrpet-baggers who need a salary will
be sent to her first.
WHY all this fuss for the Vice Pres
idency with Mr.. Mckinley when the
question is so simple? Show your
barrel; the biggest wins.
II 100000 Englishmen cannot whip
10000 Roers in six months, how long
will it take $4,000 Americans to con-
quer 5000 900 Filipinos?
Il is possible for even s Governor
of New York to be too big for the
Vice-Presidency without being big
enough Tor the Presidency.
The demands made in high places
Tor new Presbyterian creed suggest
thst while the substance OF religion
continues, its forms pass away.
While Dom Paul SAYS that ''the war
has only begun" it is pertinent TO re-
mark that the English taxpayer has
lot vet begun 10 pay the bills.
i, took a Chicago lawyer three
years % win millioDsiress. Sill he
probably does not consider them vast
ell. Her father was working al the
tune.
American inventive genius mas been
A. the TOP for nearly century. and
b. going 10 the bottom in the subma-
r'ne boat HoilAnd ID has extended it,
supremacy.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24

". ". Mayhew MertC Wis, saFs :
Il consider One Minute Cough Cure
= most wonderful medicine. quick ard
safe" 1t Is the only harmless reme-
d. that give Immediate resnits. IL
cures coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis,
grippe, whooping cough, pueumonis
aud siI thros and iung di-esse- It's
early use prevents consumption,
Children always ike il and mothers
c.-5c-sc =.
For sale By F. c. DUERsoS. Drug.
gist
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24

Connection MADE with II. n Q. @. Railway at
Beattyvllle Junction for Beattyville.
j. r. BARR. CHAs. SCOTT,
Vice Pres 4 Gen. Man. @. PA.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24

PerCaleS, J
WaShGOods

We have in full assortment
of the nobbiest patterns, latest
coloriDgs and handsomest
styles, just the thing for shirt
waists, shirts and dresses.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24
Beware Of 0ntments for Caiarrh
That Contain MercurT

As Mercury viii surely destroy ae
sense Of -mel. cod completely leranes
toe whole system wien eLtsriug it
through tne mucous surface. such
articles should never be- usei except
on prescriptions IRON reputable Phf-
siciaus, as the damage they viii 10 l.
ten fold 10 the good F3a can possibly
derive from them. HsH'. C....re
Cure, manufactured 1v F. J. Cheney
& Co.' Toledo. Ohm. contains no mer-
curry. and is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood aud mucous
surfaces OF the system. In buying
fiAii's Csrzrrn Curslbe sure you get
the genuine. Il is taken internally,
and made in Toledo. o.. By F. J. Che
new & Co. Testimonials free.
Sold b. druggists, price Is Co.. per
bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24

Thos. ". Carter, Of ASHORE, ". C.,
had kidney trouble and one bottle OF
Foley's Kidney Cure effected a per-
feet cure, and he says there il no 9th
er remedy that viii compare with it.
Accept no substitute
Sold by F. C. Duerscn, druggist
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24
New Goods!

Our NEW STOCK is at hand.
All departments of the store
are fresh with the best to be
had. Our purchases have
been heavier than ever before
We can suit your wants in all
desirable stutfs.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24

kinney trouble.
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats. and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble. because the heart is
over-working in pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
1t used TO be considered that only urinary
troubles we're to be traced to. the kidneys,
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their begin
ming in kidney trouble.
fyou are sick you can make no mistake
by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect OF DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-ROot, the great kidney remedy is
soon realized. It stands the highest for its
wonderful cures ofthe most distressing cases
and is sold on its merits fcyk0
by all druggists in fifty fTsi &c :.s
cent and one-dollar siz- iass ~ &
es. You may have a Z. q ~ -
sample bottle by mail Home Of swamp-Root
free. also pamphlet telling you how to find
out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing Dr.. Kilner
& Co., Binghamion, N. 7.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1900-04-24

Mayor Of Bat. Sterling, Ky.
q COPY Attest:
GEO W BAIRD, Mayor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-21

a thrilling episode, but L am not sure
that his fate was not even more tragic.
As soon as the anchor was dropped
In the Golden Horn, OF STEAMBOAT the
captain ordered, Man the second gig"
We all wondered. Then he said, Tell
Mr.. S. / want him."
Poor s. came up at once. greatly as
tonished. at the summons
THE second gig is manned, Mr.. s."
said the skipper stcrnly and turned
away.
S. took the hint, stepped at once into
the boat and was landed at the nearest
shore. From that day no soul ever
heard what became of him. Whether
he committed suicide, whether he got
other employment (not a difficult mat
ter in those busy tines, whether, I'M
der another name, he won for himself
the respect of his fellow men has new
er been known. Contemporary Re-
view.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-21
John Bull and the Lion.

What could be more absurd than the
conventional types of the nations -
those types which we see and accept
almost every day? England is pecul-
iarly unfortunate. To express our ma
tonal characteristics we have choice
OF two figures, either burly farmer or
q lion. The British lion gets some lit
tie support from heraldry, and the ma
tional vanity is fiattered by the anal
ogy of our powers to those of the king
of beasts. But otherwise how little ap-
propriateness there is in representing
us by an animal which most English
men have only seen in the degrading
captivity of menagerie, which has
never within historical times inhabited
their islands and about which they
know almost nothing.
Considering also the chronically de-
pressed state of British agriculture, it
seems an ironical thing that the Brit
ish nation should be typified by farm
er. If he We're a manufacturer or a
merchant or seaman. there would be
some appropriateness, but the stout
eighteenth century John Bull with
whom we are so familiar from allusion
and picture is n being quite unknown
to us in the flesh. He is just good eX-
ample of the time honored, inaccurate,
conventional type. All vigor and sug-
gestiveness have long departed from
the figure. But we are too INDECENT to
replace him.-London Globe.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-21
New York HospitaIity.

The hospitality of smaller places is
rare if not unknown in New York.
Hospitality there is different and tends
to be swamped by numbers and even
chilled into an apparent Indifference
that is really compelled by circum-
stances. Often it makes a brave fight
and never wholly gives up, but it is n
struggle against great odds. Not sell
dom it happens that the enormous ag-
gravation of social and intellectual OPP
portunities that confronts country peo-
pie who come to live in New York SO
discourages them that they end in liy-
ing narrower lives in the great city
and seeing fewer people than in the
smaller town from which they came.
And if it does not discourage them it
is apt to drive them too hard. A New
Yorker who already had n house in
town and another in the country near
by excused himself for building a third
in New Hampshire by saying: I'm
town or near town 1 never get away
from engagements. I want a place
where l can have some leisure. and
leisure to a New Yorker means, Of
course, n chance to do some work.
ScribuerS
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-21
How He Makes Friends.

A Missouri paper says that Senator
Cockrell keeps in closer touch with the
people of his state than any other man
in the senate. One of his habits, ac-
cording to capitol gossip, is to read in
the senate the name of every con-
stituent who sends him a petition.
Other senators content themselves
with presenting petitions in an indeti-
mite bunch, and in this impersonal
fashion they are noted in The Congress
sional Record. CockreH's way is diff
ferent, and when The Record appears
there are the names of his constitu-
ents, looking very large. Forthwith to
each person thus distinguished goes
a copy of The Record, which is shown
with much pride at the country store
or postoffice. and the voter is friend
of Cockrell for life.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-21
An Odd Coincidence.

In one Of the historical volumes of
John F. Magazines is recounted a
most remarkable coincidence. On the
very day that the Declaration of indie
pendence was promulgated and old
Liberty bell proclaimed the joyful
news in Philadelphia a little band of
Scotch Irish settlers, without any
knowledge. of course, of what was oc-
curing elsewhere. assembled at GER
tain place on the banks of Pine creek,
about IA miles above where now stands
the city of Williamsport. and declared
themselves free from the yoke of Brit
ish rule.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-21
The Drunken Lieutenant.

The Terrible took a prominent part
in the bombardment of Odessa Our
second lieutenant, Mr.. S, was not q
temperate man. Before the lombard
ment began he sought for courage in a
square faced bottle, and when the
drum beat to quarters he was in his
cabin in 4 drunken sleep, from which
he could not be awakened. As I was
midshipman of his quarters. had 10
fight his guns In the evening, when
he came TO himself. he was put under
arrest, and we midshipmen speculated
whether he would be shot or hung at
the yardarm. Either would have been
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-21
His Anxiety Ended.

Little Jack prays every night for all
the different members of his family.
His father had been away at one time
for a short journey. and that night
Jack was praying for him as usual
BLESS papa and take care of him." he
was beginning as usual when sudden
" he raised his head and listened.
Never mind about it now. Lord, {"
ended the little fellow. 81 hear him
down in the hall"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-21

Gadsby- My wife Will raise Cain
with me If she discovers that I've been
drinking.
Jagsby-All you've got to do is to
hold your breath when you go near her.
That's all right, but I'm afraid it's
too strong to be held."-BrookIyn Life.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-21

The driest of all fishes is perhaps
the river eel Yet. according to an
analysis by German chemist. co per
cent of its substance is water Salmon
comes next, with GA per cent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-21

Good Friday was called Long Friday
by the Saxons- -s-~
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-21
SINGULAR DREAMING
TWO PECULIAR CASES or BRAIN AC-
TTVTY IN SLEEP.

A Lawyer Who Solved KnOtfy
Problem He Could Not Master
While Awake-An Exciting and Al
most Tragic Railway Journey.
The Coconino sun., 1900-01-06

was awarded to ]. F. Hawks for the
year for 20 cents per meal.
The east half of section l6, township
q north, range 2 east, was leased to
Mike Robinson for term of five years
at an annual rental of S..
The following petitions were pre-
sented to the board. requesting the APP
pointment as assessor for the year 1900:
r. c. Jones, Geo. 7. Campbell, A. w.
Kinsey and J. w. Francis. On motion
of j. b. Jones, seconded by c. A.
Greenlaw, j. w. Francis was appoint
ed assessor of Coconino county for the
year 1900, Jones and Greenlaw voting
aye.
The contract for all material and
plumbing needed at the court house
Jail was awarded to Harry Kelly for
$147.5O.
The recorder was instructed to en-
ploy H. C. Hibben as deputy until
further notice from the board.
Jas. 10y, district attorney. was
granted leave of absence.
Board adjourned to January Is.
The Coconino sun., 1900-01-06
Report Of County School Superintendent
for Quarter ending Dec. 81, 1899.
FLAGSTAFF DISTRICT, NO. /.

DR.
DATE WARRANT AMOUNT
Oct. 400 Babbtt Bros, supplies .........s 81 %
4l0 Anna NJ Miller, teachers salary n 50
All NJ Dimmick, do lis 90
4l2 Katherine Edwards do n 80
4i3 Mary Logic do n 80
Ala Lulu II Hunter do n 80
AIS M Kennedy, repairing bldg m 81 90
10 40 Jones, janitor, part pay w 10 80
81 43O j o Jones, do 80 90
% 432 A Frankforter, wood ........... 81 90
Nov 4 AS Grim. freight on coal ........ "A 30
439 M Dimmick, teachers salary lis 90
40 Katherine Edwards do a so
AL Anna Miller do n 80
442 Mary Logic do $50
4f3 Lulu X Hunter do Il so
"A Town Of Flagstaff, water ....,.... IS 90
II AS J o Jones, janitor, part pay .,r 200
IA 449 j s Sturman car OF coal ......... SO 90
IL 451 Jones, janitor, part pay ...- 40 90
% 455 Fenton Jones. hauling lumber $50
q 457 o Jones'. bal salary ........... 10 90
The Coconino sun., 1900-01-06

Oct 4l8 J Hinton. salary ...............s 80 90
9 Az Nellie Covert. salary ..............- - 90
AIS NJ jamie Carnes, salary--......... rs 90
II 424 X j Arey. supplies ............ II %
10 4oB Willie Grubb janitor ...... 10 90
90 40 Jane Youree janitor ............- 10 90
Nov 438 Hinton, salary ................. 80 90
43, Nellie Covert. salary ............... 20 90
438 NJ JAMIE Carnes, salary ..-. ..- Is 90
AS Arizona Central Bank, wood. 30 90
446 Willie Grub. janitor ..........-.... 10 90
8 Az G U Young, printing ..-........... 81 25
20 453 Poison Bros, supplies 30
Is ass Jos Johnston, stationery ......- q *
Dec . 400 JR Hinton salary .............. 80 90
5 46l Nellie Covert, salary 70 90
9 46o NJ JAM Carnes salary ......... IS 90
II 40 II w Cone, labor and supplies Is
l2 Al Arz Cent Bank, furniture etc 52 90
IA 4s0 Cent School Supply House, bks 81 20
10 AL r J Arey, freight. etc o 90
90 4S4 James Youree, janitor ....,....... 90 90
2s 400 Arizona Central Bank, fence 14s 80
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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1900-05-12
SWALLOWING A MOUNTAIN.
A High Peak Near San Jacinto, Cal.
DislOdged BY Earthquakes
and Disappears.

Great excitement prevails in San ia
cinto, Cal, as it has been discovered
part of San Jacinto mountain has
slipped into subterranean cavern
Territory covering 900 acres at an el.
ovation of 1000 feet was dislodged by
the Christmas earthquake and slipped
$50 feet lower than it had previously
stood for centuries. The face of the
new valley is thickly traversed with
assures and cracks, varying in width
from an inch to six feet across, and il
is not possible to see the bottom nor
to sound the depths by throwing
stones into them.
The other day young man was
lowered 40 feet in a crevice and then
the bottom could not be seen. Sun
day every procurable vehicle was
driven IL miles to the southeastern
foot of this great spur Of San Jacin-
to peak. Once at the broken rim OF
this mountain range the eve sur
veyed a scene of terrible devastation.
The great mass of earth was prob
ably loosened by earthquakes last
Christmas.
On Christmas day Forest Super
visor Taggart and Forest Ranger
Rouse visited this spur Of thu noun
tain. The earth was visibly trem-
bling, but the officers established a
trail across 600 acres. Nearly three
months later Forest Ranger Rouse
tried to go over the trail, but it was
obliterated by tons of earth and
masses of uprooted trees. The great
earthquake of December Is has been
succeeded by dozens Of light shocks,
ard although these are becoming in
frequent residents are much alarmed.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1900-05-12
MOfhknQ
in the
Wide
World

has such . Eooos,dkor ab.
s0lufely curing female Mxs
and kianey troubles a.
has Lydia e. PlnAtbasss;s
Vegetable 0onap0ssDd.
Medicines that arc nd.
Verdsed to cure every.
thing cannot he spo0ifios
for anything.
Lydia e. PInkhans's
Negotiable COMPOUND will
not cure every kind Of H.
ness that may afflIof men,
women and olblykren, bud
proof - s,s0nGav,seDfal that
II will and docs cure al
the ills pooHkxar 10 women.
This Is q fact kndxspssk-
abko and 0an b0 verified
by moro than q million
women
n you arc siolk don't exc
pertinent, take the s,sody-
oAiso lltaf has tho record
Of the largest number Of
0uy,oSs
Lydia E. Pinkham Med Co, Lynn, MasA
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1900-05-12
WHAT THEY REALLY SAY.
Husband and Wife At the TheateP
Who Appear to Be Engaged
In ConveRsatiOn.

A man and wife enter the theater. A.
soon as they are seated and she digs around
for the hat pins and removes her hat they
look at each other smilingly and seem, to
onlookers, to be carrying on an animated
conversation. Here's what they're really
saying:
Husband-Your hairs crushed and plas-
tered down in front like dago barber.
Can't you give it a swipe that'll-
Wife-Unreasonable thing! How can you
expect me to have my hair all fluffy and
nice as soon as l take off a heavy toreador
hat that comes down over my
We'll, give it couple of dabs, anyhow.
Looks now as if you'd been making high
dive off a."
"There-now does it suit your lordlord-
ship"
"Oh, well, it isn't as dinky as it was.
What's become of that-what-you -callit-
that rat thing you got to put under your front
hemp awhile ago? That made it stick up
some, anyhow, and"
The dog ate it up, and it was too warm,
anyway. My, what frightful haircut your
barber gave you to-day! Makes you look
like Russian moujik! Don't you think
you'd better change your barber?" etc
Washington Post.