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El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14
Mexican Mineral Belt.

The only direct route to the rich
mining regions of Eastern Sonora
and Western chihuahua is via the
Sierra Madre line, and Casas Gran
des. Trains leave Ciudad Juarez q,
1925 daily except Sundays.
J. T. LOGAN,
Genl. Traffic AGen,
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14
TO California And Back For S35. 90

Commencing Thursday, May Oath,
and each Thursday thereafter, up to
and including August 3Oth, the Santa
Fe route will have on sale tickets to
Los Angeles, San Diego and other Cal
ifOrnia points at rate of S35 90 for the
round trip. Tickets will be good for re-
urn ninety days from date of sale.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

Do you want new bookcase, cabinet
file, index file or other Office supplies
We represent the factories and can
give you bedrock prices Internationa al
Trading Co., Ell Paso, Tex.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14
Border Rifles

The Border Rifles will drill tomor-
row morning at $50 Every member
Ia expected to be on hand.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

Do you want lum Der, shingles, sash,
doors, blinds or fence posts? We sell
in CARROTS cheap. International Trad
ing Co.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14
DIR. Nc CHE HOK
Graduate Chinese physician

Over 90 years eX
Oerierce IN TT aaoipg
all diseases of men
and women.
He guarantees to
;.ura Blood Poison,
Lost Manhood, Skin
diseases. DroDsy,
Hernia, Co. OrrhOeA,
acrofuls, Paralys 9,
Rheu matism, Dis
eases or Brain. Heart,
Lung. Kidneys. Liv-
ar Bladder. and all
Female Complaints.
All diseases cured
exclusively by Chi
uese herbs without
surgical op eraious
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

Beginning Spanish class Tuesday
night, July II, at 7;30. International
Business College
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

Wanted-FOCr parties with $500
each to take stock in safe and profit
able enterprise. No fake. but will pay
veil. Call and Investigate. Inter-
national Trading Co., Ell Paso. Tx.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14
Throat Troubles

"Bardwell, KY, where live, is in the ex-
treme western part of the State and only a
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

Do you want we'll drill or dian ond
drill? We ship direct from the fact
DRY. International Trading Co.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

Shady Grove butter lbs for As cents
st Ell Paso Grocery.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

CIGHTY-ONE FEET fronting park west of
Z Buckler Square; desirable location, as
this block will not be used for school pur-
poses. Horace B. Stevens, Real Estate and
Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

2 "a LOTS on North Florence St., cor
> 10 ner; $3.50 per lot; terms. Horace b.
stevens, Real Estate and Insurance,
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

I1nON1EO FEET on Boulevard, south of
| IOONIOO Mesa Garden: splendid view.
Horace B. Stevens Real Estate and lnsur-
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

SCOTS Araoian taste is guaranteed
to cure gals, bruises, sore and swollen
shoulders, scratches, cracked heels,
etc., caked udder and garget in the
COW. Sold by b. P. NOAKE.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

e lots On Kansas street between Montana
u and RIO Grande. John A. Happier, Real
Estate, Mills Building.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

COUTHEAST QUARTER of block on Mesa
y avenue north of Mr. Kraknuer's new man
sion; ideal location for large house. Horace
B. Stevens, Real Estate aud Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

n lots Ochoa street between Wyoming and
y Boulevard and between Boulevard and
Montana John A. Happier, Real Estate
Mills Building.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

NICE BUILDING SITE on Myrtle avenue;
~ close In. Horace B. stevens, Real Estate
and Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

CnO BUYS nearly half block in Ma
0CUU gofin's addition; no improve
ments. Horace B. Stevens. Real Estate and
Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

COUTH FRONT on Missouri st.; lot 40x104;
y near Florence ST.; close in. Horace b.
Stevens, Real Estate and Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

NORTHEAST corner on north Kansas st !;
~ 81 feet front; very desirable location.
Horace b. Stevens. Real Estate and Insur-
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

I i o II , % ut ,
whatever the
reason, 1 find
it wise to con-
stantly keepa
s u p ply of
Acker's Eng
zlish Remedy
for Consump-
ton on hand.
1t is the best
thing 1 ever
came across
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

- LOTS on North Kansas st., near Missouri
& st.; $1,000; half down. discount for cash.
Horace B. Stevens, Real Estate and Insur-
ance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

I ARGE BUSINESS piece, close in, 225 feet
L on Campbell, extending from Myrtle to
San Antonio street; price so low that 1t will
tate and Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
MISCELLANEOUS

FASHIONABLE DRESSEA KING and all
kinds of family sewing, a. 32S Leon st.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

IN OVERLAND ST, which is improving
~ very fast; 6Oxl20 feet. Horace B. Slew
ems, Real state and Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

ONE LOT on Florence. nea Missouri. Hor
~ ace B. Stevens. Real Estate and Insurance
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14
FOR SALE-MINING PROPERTY.

COR SA LE.-100 Shares of the Orion Mininl
] stock at 80 cents per share. Company:
price 81 90 per share. Campbell & Wiel
lyman, Wells Fargo Blilding.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

OROPERTY ON Ell PASO ST, north OF
Z Third; l34 feet deep; only $40 per foot.
Horace B. stevens, Real Estate and 1nsur-
Ance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

&c lots near Mesa garden on Boulevard
10 Certo and Prospect ave. John A. Hap
per- Real Estate, Mills 3uilding.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14
FOB SALE-IMPROVED RESIDENCE
PROPERTY-NORTH SIDE

COR SAL Ga new houses. three room and
bath on Wyoming street. South front.
John A. Happier, Mills building.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

COR SALES east front building lots on
] North Florence St. for S225 each. John
A. Happier. Mills building.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

COUTHEAST CORNER on North Stanton
- street. fine lots. with modern 6.room
house; has ample room for another building.
lots being 120 feet south front. Horace B.
stevens, Real Estate and Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14
! The Hera1d'S
POPULAR
IVAN !
FOB SALE-ROOMING HOUSES

COR SALE-A nicely furnished roomiuf
T and boarding house, centrally located
Price within reach of all. Address +, 81 eralc
office.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

ALICE RESIDENCE SITE on North Stanton
IN St for $500. Horace B. Stevens, Real KS
tate and Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

COR SAL I-One eight-room house north of
7 G. H. track $500. Large rooms and good
bath. Joha A. HAPPIER, Real Estate. Mills
Building.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

TOR SALE-1O lots on North Ell Paso stree
at $500 per lot. This is 500 to 500 less pei
lot than is asked across the street. Hofac'
B. Stevens Real Estate and Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

Tor SALE+Two east front building lots on
I North Oregon St. near boulevard. John
A. Happier, real estate, Mills Building
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14
FOR SALE-UNIMPROVED BUSI-
NESS PROPERTY

TOR SALE-26xI2O lot on Texas st. ad join
I ing lot selling for $500. If taken quick
can be had for go. Mark Miller. Real Estate,
100 Mesa Ave.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

I'M LOTS in Alexander's addition at So
!UU per lot; will be sold In blocks of 10 OF
On To suit purch. ser. Horace B. Stevens,
Real Estate and Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

6fONn BUYS two houses on franklin
6lOOO street, renting for Sl92 per year;
good interest on the investment. Horace B,
Stevens, Real Estate and Insurance..
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

COR SALE-25 feet front on san Antonio ST.
I close in, cheap for cash. Mark Miller
Real Estate, 100 Mesa Ave.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

COR SALElTwo south front building lott
T on Franklin street near Ange, 500 each
Easy terms. John A. Happer. Real Estate
Mills Building.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

EAST AND SOUTH FRONT on Campbell
{ ST., three blocks north of railroad 2 lots;
Groom brick. Horace B. Stevens, Real Es-
tate and Insurance.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-07-14

COR SALE-One of the best paying busi-
Z nesses in the city for 20 per cent below
the invoice price. Mark Miller Real Estate
and insurance, 100 Mesa Ave-
SMALL STOCK GROCERIES for sale at
~ bargain; good location. Mark Miller,
No. 100 Delaware building.
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13


back by mornin'."
They wriRRled ahead TO the crest Of
the next swell of the prairie, AS they
rested Bill asked;
''or a boy whistler"
"Niyerl" exclaimed Sevenspot, sud.
denly yanking his rifle up beside him
and working the lever, hut | think
both az us heard that bullet whistle,
an' I'm thinkln' that puts bloods Pc.
riod 60 this scoatia' thrip. bad luck TO
III sharp eyes of tn brown diyits,"
He were rale man. were big Billi"
said Sevsnspot, holding forth In quar-
tsrs that evening. "lAvin NV he did con.
sort with brown woman. Shnrr. whln
he volunteered for tn seoutin "Trip
with me-, | mlslikea Il at ilrst because
ay III thought aV that kakiAeA wife av
his, Hut all tn meFniu' be were notin'
down tn lay o land as ol,laEke as a
county surveyor at home. An thin,
whin the brown dlSllS began boom.
hoomin', he sqnattsd there GA wal knee
an worked III lever av his krag as
methodical rs if he were a machine gun
an wound up FOR all day. Mhin III hul.
let whit through him. he win, down on
wan ilhaw. with van hand ON his chlxt,
an lnckin' ap at uae. who WAS puttlu'
down me kEWg ia help him, sea he.
kape pooupsn. SPOT. kape poomp.
Ia. I'm done for amy maY, ar We must
shry TO kape thin back tiil III hSss come
out for YEA
"An' seein' tn blood corain In sparts
through his tingsrs an N dim In his
eyes, knew he apoke shrue So Wint
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ELopEs WITH MoTHER-IN-LAw
New York CIty-WIfr OF Four
teen Deserted.

John Bale has come over seas 10 kill
n tradition, He clopcd with his moth
er-in-lnw. They are detained at the
barge Office at New York city. Bale.
"a strapplng fellow of IS years. is a
baker and comes from Tarmowitx.
Foseu, lie married girl OF IA. Her
mother. Mrs. Sophia Brusslg, who
made the match. lived with the young
folks. She is nearly so years old and
has the air OF one born TO command.
Bale tired Of his child wife and with
the mother-in.law set ont for Ameri-
ca. They arrived here on the st.
Louis. and the difference In their ages
attracted the attention OF the imni-
grafton officials.
The two were detained for examina-
ton and then Balle told all he knew.
lie said he loved his mother-in law
and could not live without her. They
will be sent back TO poSen.
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Hin Card.

A commercial traveller on his trip called
Gus as he put his hand in his pocket and
handed out a card.
81 represent that concern" said the
young man.
"You are fortunate" replied the chemist.
The commercial traveller was encouraged and
said:
'Tthink so. sir. and the chemist who trades
with us is even more so. NY firm has the
finest line of cosmetics in the country"
'1 shouldn't have thought it," slowly re-
sponded the man of medicine. Her COM
plexion looks natural"
And he handed back the photograph which
the young man had given him by mistake.
He took It and left without waiting to make
any farewell remarks.-London Tit Bits.
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REED AND HIS MUsTAcHK
The Man from Maine Was Proud of
IL TIL n BARBER Did 1T Up
for Him.

'sThe members Of the last two congresses
will recall the smooth-shaven visage of
former Speaker Reed, said an old attache
of the house to Times reporter the other
day And the older members viii likewise
remember that Reed at one time wore a
mustache Of few struggling hairs, so often
seen on the upper lips Of extremely fieshy
men. How Mr.. Reed parted with his hirsute
apology can best be told by certain barber
in the house of representatives who attended
to that geutlemans wants.
"One day the big man from Maine settled
himself in the BARRIERS chair and requested
a shave.. When the operation was completed
Mr.. Reed Strengthened himself and asked:
Have you any Of that old-fashioned pomade
to wax mustaches with
teThe barber hustled among his pots and
jars and produced French preparation In
vogue quarter of century ago, and then
proceeded to wax the ends OF the Maine
statesman's few wirelike hairs.
when the man Of snapshot sentences
arose and contemplated himself in the glass
he turned to the astonished barber and said:
Cut this blanked- blank mustaehe off, for
you have made me look like eonfounded
catfish.
"sinee then Mr.. Reed has not worn any
covering beneath his nose. "-Washingto
Times.
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The SONG OF HOPE.
led ina nleanant land

journeyed In a Pleasant land
Where fields were green and broad:
The winding streams were limptd and
Sang praises unto God,
And here and there an orchard bioomed
And gIaddened every breeze,
And many a graceful gable doomed
Above the noddsng trees.
And many a flock and many herd
Grazed there on mead and slope,
And from the throat OF every bird
Arose song Of hope.
hailed toiler In his field: your grain II
hiEt.s | said,
And happiness abidea with you'-but lol
he shook his head.
And leaned upon his hoe a space and an
swered; NO. for she
That 1 would have TO share my lot Is not,
alas, for met"
/ journeyed down quiet way and stopped
to rest me where
Red roses bloomed and children played,
but discomfort was there
My crops are fair the master sighed,
''bnt Browns are better far,
And | would live mp in the town where
wealth and splendors are
greeted Brown with words OF cheer: he
turned aud gazed away.
My crops are good" he said, but l am
not as young as Grayl
NY work IL hard and have lost the fair
est hopes had
There's little left me but TO die. and 30
make others Eiadt"
Where Gray abode the fields were broad
and rich with waving grain,
And youth was in HIS handsome face but
Ira his breast was pain.
There was little one" he cried, that
played about my door
All, what are ftocka or crops to ms since ne
IL here no moret'
A snow-wbite cottage peeped above the
trees that bioomed around
And there, they told me, sweet content
mont might perchance, be found;
But she that dwelf within was sad. and,
weeping said 10 mo
That she could not induce her dog and kit
ton TO agree
tourneyed in a pleasant land,
Where fields were green and bread
The winding streams were lmpia ard
Sang praises unto God
And here and there an orchard doomed
And Eladdsnsd every breeze,
And many a graceful gable ioomed
Abovs the nodding trees
And snnHe.eNa floeks ard ihoughtieaa hertln
Gazed there on mead and slope.
And only from the brooks and birds
Arose the Aong Of hope
=. E. kiser 10 Chicago Timss-lIerald,
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The following Is from an essay writ.
ten by sehoolhoy. aged ten. ON play
he had been 10 see; ''rhe ylllun eurled
his mustarsh and seening the pure vur-
gin shreekS ha ha mine or deaths blad
is on my head this dagger stahs thee
10 thy utermost sole ha ha yeugunre.
hat the good hero comes and says o hev-
iaS stur won step and thy ded body lies
at my daer. Lay won rarm on the vur-
gins kurpse and ii was better IL you
Was drowned with \ nsillStone. Ayarns
ayarnt from the sweet korpses pres.
unx."
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13
He La Tanned Nory.

About two years ago a fairly wellknown
young man of this town who, in the days of
his bachelorhood. was addicted to the habit
of converting through his headcovering,
was delivering himself oraeularly on the sub
ject of the duties of paternity. "A man
who'll wheel baby carriage, he perforated,
loftily, SIS a triple-plated, quadruple-expan-
sion ass" One Sunday afternoon lately he
was observed-all of the customary ear
marks of sartorial economy distinguishing
his make.up-pIacidy trundling perambu-
lator through Lafayette park A huge, fat
baby googooed IN the perambulator, and a
little lady with a bnlgy, home made bonnet
walked at his side. Silence is ready money,
and there's lot OF pathos in the spectacle
of tanned man.-W ashington Post.
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How's ThiAr

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known f. J.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tons and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, o.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13
EnEInnd.s Armored Trains.

The magnificent armored trains used by
England ID her war with the Beers will trans
port her troops, protect bridges and tele-
graphic communications in about the same
way that Hostetter's Stomach Bitters drives
dyspepsia from the human stomach and then
mounts guard that it does not return. The
Bitters has won in every case OF indigestion,
biliousness, liver and kidney trouble for the
past fifty years. 1t is invaluable at all times
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13

MIR, ouinn-Lucy. Why In all creation
DO you persist In sending for that
plumber II be charges mere than the
rest9
Mfs. QUINN ecau&e. Archibald, he
always leaves enough scrap zine to tack
ever ths RAJ holes in the klsshen.--CAl-
cage Daily ews.
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13

Mrs. Greaves Herbert suffered
dreadfully yesterday morning from
shooting pains.
Mrs. Cutter (who does not love Mrs.
Greaves. sweetly) shamel Mr..
Cutting mentioned that he saw him last
night half shot, Y. World.
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13

Mother-What is the matter with
you children; why do you make SO
much noise?
Ella am so cold on my back and
want you to cover me.
Mother-And you, Clara, what are
you crying for?
Clara-You did not hear Ella and so
i helped her cry. Meggendorfer
Blaetter.
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13

Mrs. crimzonheak-It's funny our
parrot doeSn't talk more.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Do you think IL
gets chance. dear ?-Yonkers States
man.
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Or lac n Trumnef.

Mamma, does Satan whisper
In peoples ears?
Mamma--Yes, dearie.
Bethlehem guess II he went to
tell gran'ma anything he'd have to hol-
Ter. cause she's so deaf, mamma.-Chi-
eago Daily News.
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I,axesM Mistakes.

Man pledges flowers to strew the grave
OF her he holds most dear
While what she wants is big pot plants
To fuss with while she's here.
INDIANAPOLIS Journal
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Something Upusuat,

Jimmie--Ain't you goin' ter lick me
to-day, teaeher9
Teacher-No; why should II
Jimmie--'Cause II so home an tell
paw | didn't git no liekin,' he'll think
I'm lyin'.--N. Y. Journal.
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I'm After yenr..

Old Benu--Ah. Miss Clara, love you.
May l hope to some day call you my
wife?
Miss Clara-Have you spoken to my
mother on the subject?
Old Beau-Why-er-yes, l believe l
did-some 20-odd years ago.-Chicago
Daily News.
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He, she and II.

"My darling" cries the hero, throw
ing off his disguise, 81 am he" "And
l." falters the heroine, laying aside
her maidenly reserve, "am she"
Meanwhile the villain covers in the
corner. II am til" he gibbers, for he
has gone mad under the strain.-De-
troit Journal.
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13

Mr.. smallman-Will you marry me.
Miss Freckles?
Miss Freckles-What an extraordi-
nary notionl
Mr. Smallman-Yes. / know II is; but,
you see, / am not so particular as most
mentally Sloper.
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13

Auntie-~w Where is the money you had
saved up last week.
Tommy--Father said / was to save Ii
up for q rainy day. 1t was a rainy day
yesterday, and so spent it.-Tit-Bits.
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13
The Prospeet.

Freddie--If ate all those minee pies
ma made do you think she would lay
me outg
Cohwiggrr~No: but think the UNI
dertaker wouid.--Judge.
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Kent nIx wnrd.

whens'er he said he'd do thing
He never hedged nor tarrted
So when he said he'd so 10 war
lie went straightway and married.
san FraneIsco Examiner.
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13

"The march of civilization" said the
Old Man with the Chin Fringe, lis all
right. except for the rattle of ar
sillegy that accompanies Arkansas
City independent.
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For Others.

The more we see OF football.
The more we want TO say
That Ills the finest game on earth
For other men to play.
IN. Y. World.
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"Ah!" said the good old lady who was
visiting the prisoners; how your poor
wife must weep as she thinks of you
here"
(which one. ma'am?" asked the con-
vict addressed; I'm up for bigamy."-
Philadelphia Record.
The Afro-American advance. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1899-19??, 1900-01-13

Judge-What are you going to give
your lawyer IL he proves you innocent
Of the burglary
prisoner-~Half the proceeds OF the
rnhherY. - Tit-Rits.
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We have not been without Piso's Cure for
Consumption for 70 years.-Lizzie Ferrel,
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just n Little Game,

The signing lover led heart,
A club the villain played;
The hotel clerk a diamond had.
And the sexton held a spade.
Chicago Daily News.
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The Shoe Clerk-Beg your pardon.
madam, but it is number Eve shoe you
want instead of number three.
She-Number five? You must be
thinking of the size Of your hat.-N. Y.
Press
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Perm, Of GOOD N.,ur,

Il don't like amlabls people"
''Why notg"
Living with them win ruin the
best disposition on earth."-Chicago
Record.