The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-02-28
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Peace is d peculiar thing, inasmucb
as men have to fight for it.
Everytime a man is deceived it
adds to his stock of wisdom.
The average man makes a differ
ent kind of fool of himself every day.
W. S. Pbilpot, Albany, Ga, says:
Wits Little Early Risers did me
more goods than any pills ever tock."
The famous little pills for constipa
ton. b~iliousness and liver and bowel
troubles. j E Kaufman.
II you want to make some men
hot just tell them to keep cool.
Some men seem to be troubled
With fairly degeneration of morals.
Every gem known to the lapidary
has been found in the United States.
All who try "Hilton's Life for the
Liver and Kidneys are surprised at
the wonderful relief given in Habit
ual Constipation, and its speedy,
beneficial action on the Kidneys. 25c.
A man may not have a stitch to
his back and yet have n in his
side.
A lawsuit that has lasted over a
a century has come to an end in
Ireland.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is IN
equalled for piles, Injuries and skin
disease. It is the original Witch
Hazel Salve. Beware of all coun-
terfeits. J.. E. Kaufman.
No one caa breathe at a greater
height than seven miles from the
earth.
Some men become poorer as they
become wiser. Information is usual
ly expensive.
Geo. Barbe, Mendoza, Va, says.
Nothing did me so much good as
Kodol Depepsia Cure. One dose re
lieved me, a few bottles cured me-"
1t digests what you eat and always
cures dyspepsia. j E Kaufman.
Two of the hardest thirgs to keep
in this world are a diary and a sharp
Lad pencil.
A polite Chinaman considers it a
breach of etiquette to wear specta-
cles in company.
Mrs. J. K. Miller, Newton, Hami.-
ton, Pa, writes, II think DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve the grandest salve
made" 1t cures piles and cures
everything. All fraudulent limitations
a-e worthless. j. E Kaufman.
One great trouble with a liar is
that people won't believe him when
be does tell the truth.
1t is not right to call a woman in
consistent simply because she likes
pickles as we'll as candy.
Il had dyspepsia for years. No
medicine was so effective as Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure. 1t gave immediate
relief. Two bottles gave marvellous
results" writes L. II. Warren, Al
bsny, Wis. It digests what you eat
and cannot fail to cure. j. E ksuf-
mann.
Early marriages are less common
than they used to be, and they will
probably be rarer still in the future.
Many a prosperous man owes his
success in life to the advice Of his
friends-which he didn't follow.
John DIR, Poseyville, Ind, says,
II never used anything as good as
One Minute Cough Cure. We are
never without it." Quickly breaks up
coughs and colds. Cures all throat
and lung troubles. It's use will pre-
vent consumption. Pleasant to take.
J. Z Kaufman.
Sunday is the day the wife writes
letters to her friends, and Monday
is the day her husband forgets to
mail them.
This is the fourth time I have
presented this BILL" said the collec-
tor apg,ily. True" replied the
dc btor. And, do you know, I've
leen wondering Why you did it"
Il think 1 would go crazy with
pain were it rot for Chamberlain 5
Pain Balm" writes Mr.. ". II. Staple
ten, Herminie, Pa. Il have been
stH:cted with rheumatism for several
years and have tried remedies with
out Lumber, but Pain Balm is the
best medicine l have got hold Of"
One application relieves the pain.
FIR sale by by J. f Kaufman.