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The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-11-23
ALLEN ouNS-s PLAN TO
ADVERTISE HONOLULU.
Would Issue a Little Brochure Set
ting Forth the Many Charms Of
these Islands

Following the suggestion Of TIE
Republican that Hawaii ought TO
make bid for tourist travel and 10
something to advertise the territory
and the city Of Honolulu. Mr. Allen
Dunn IS endeayoring 10 interest the
merchants and business men OF H1-
Moulin in getting out brochure Ell
titled a Little Story of Hawaii
Dir. Dumas plan is 10 place the read
ind and descriptive matter IN the
form of bright attractive letters pur-
porting TO have been written b. a Wis
Itor TO a friend in the states.
Mr. Dunn sets forth his ideas in the
last number OF Naked Truth which
he is conducting during Mr. Clements
absence in the states In il ne says:
The local papers are waking up TO
the necessity OF bidding for the
tourist trade. The Republican. as
evidenced in another column. again
returns TO the charge. while the Bull
letin points pithily 10 the fact that
while the steamship and railroad
companies are spending big money in
advertising the country. our own peO-
pie. who will be the most benefited.
have TO all appearances allowed the
tourist trade TO drop from the sched-
ule of serious consideration. The
urgent need for some kind of adveT-
Using is apparent. The Republican
evidently considers the situation up
TO the Chamber of Commerce. II
must. however. be remembered that
the Chamber of Commerce. while a
merchants organization. has never
yet had such calls upon its resources
TO warrant its being the possessor III
money sufficient to father attractive
~ dressed and what must OF neces-
sity be somewhat costly advertising
The solution to the problem could
be reached by some of the talented
out an Illustrated and well written
brochure. The scheme could be
fathered by the Chamber of Com
merce and the expenses born by the
merchants of the city contributing
some small amount or by placing
an advertisement within the covers
A fixed edition could be guaranteed
and a free distribution made on the
steamers and railroad Offices and N
all the prominent hotels of the
Northwestern States
Mr.. Dunn proposes to issue
not less than 5000 copies of the bro
chure. and 10000 if the patronage will
warrant it. and distribute them
throughout the northern states plac-
ing them in the leading libraries. no
tells. club rooms and large depOts
throughout the country 1t is a work
that should be encouraged as it will
result in good for Honolulu.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-11-23
But His Suite Enjoyed II.
TFrom the Chicago News.J

from the Chicago News-i
An amusing story is told Of Ii
Hung Chang in connection with his
visit to Europe in 1896 Out Of respect
TO the memory of General Gordon. the
chancellor placed wreath at the foot
of his monument in Trafalgar square
The Gordon family were DESTROYS Of
showing their appreciation of that act.
and at last one of Gordon's nephews,
a great lover of dogs. hit upon the
idea of sending Ii Hung Chang 4
prize bulldog of which he was the
owner. The dog was sent just as Ii
Hung Chang was returning 10 his own
country. Some months later letter
was received from the chancellor, in
which he thus expressed his thanks:
II was much touched by the splendid
present you were good enough to make
me: the beast was magnificent. I'm
fortunately, my digestion is not equal
to such a delicacy, but my suite en-
joyed it thoroughly"
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-11-23
=: PERSONALS.

Call for your December Desiueators
At Mrs Hsnnas. King street, between
Fort and Alakss-
Truaat officers captured three IA
tive boFs playing ssven-elsven on the
water front yesterday.
wsgoueites. tandems. four-in-h&nds.
for moonlight excursion parties. AZ the
Territory Stables. King St Main &
The stock books OF the Pioneer Mil
Company viii be closed TO transfers
from November esth to December ist.
both DAYS inclusive
The stock books OF the Oahu Sugar
Company, Ltd, viii be closed to trans
fers from November 3sth TO December
Ist. both days inclusive
The steamer time tables OF the ORR
entail s. s. Co. Pacific Mail s 5. Co
and the Canadian-Australian S. S. line
are now published regularly in this
paper See shipping page.
The tenth assessment of ten per
cent on the assessable stock of the
McBryde Sugar Company. Ltd, is due
on December Ist and payable at the
Office of Theo. H Davies & Co.
All Tim. the Chinese hack driver.
who was in police court yesterday for
Needless driving. was acquitted. He
produced evidence that showed that
newsboy ran into him. instead of
vice versa
The First National Bank of Hawaii
at Honolulu has given up the inten-
tion of going into the Stangenwald
building on Merchant street. and has
leased the corner on the ground floor
OF the Mcintyre building TO be erected
at Fort and King streets.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-11-23
A Great Medicine.

Il have used Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and ind
it to be great medicine says Mr.. E.
:. Phipps of Poteau Ark. 1T cured me
of bloody fiux. | cannot speak too high
Iy of it." This remedy always wins the
good opinion. if not praise. of those who
Use it. The quick cures which it eff
fects even in the most severe cases make
it a favorite everywhere. For sale hy
Benson. Smith & CO.. general agents
Territory of Hawaii.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-11-23

James r. Low. cousin OF David W
Low. deceased. has fled petition for
letters Of administration in the estate.
December 3ist is set for the hearing.
Emil Cornelius Peters. late of the
bar of California. has applied for ad-
mission to the bar OF the territorial
supreme court
Thomas Ray Keyworth. executor of
the will Of Eliza Luce. has fled an IN
ventory of property amounting to SIS
$50.
The circuit court jurors were this
morning excused from further attend
ance until Tuesday morning.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-11-23
News of the Courts.

Paoaokalaui. who is named as de
feRdent in the ejeetment suit Of z u
Nssuiua IS. Fanny Stranch ct al
his filed q disclaimer Of any right. title
or interest in the premises mentioned
IN the complaint Fanny Strzuch
comes in with demurrer based upon
statutory grounds.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-11-23

@ Business men Will tell you 81
@ that an ad in The Republic @
@ an brings good results be @
(. cause the~people read it, o
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1900-11-23
NEW GOODS
JUST ARRIVED

White Enameled Iron Beds from 81
Wool Mattresses, the very thing for COM
fort and health this wet weather, double,
81: single. $3.50. Wire Springs from So
Wool Pillows, Feather Pillows. Hair
Pillows. Straw Pillows. Excelsior Pillows.
Meat Safes. Ice Chests Refrigerators.
Bookcases. Chiffoniers Extension Tables.
Baby Carriages. Baby Chairs. Hatchets.
Wrenches and every description tf
Hammers, Levels. Planes, Rules Files.
Wrenches. and eveIey destruction of
HARDWARE, at Prices that DEFY Com
petition.
Circulating Library, books lent TO
read, &c per volume.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
How Perfectly Sweet.

II want some very small cards en-
graved,'' said fashionably attired
woman in a Chestnut street station
er's establishment, says the Philadel-
phia Record. eyes, madam" said the
attendant; ''about this size?" indicat-
ing sample card. mo, no." replies
the woman, much smaller than that.
I want them about the size of the
baby cards that mothers used to send
out several seasons ago when new
baby was born" She finally selected
the size she wanted, and the attend
ant asked what name was to be used.
''Fido Smith," was the reply. "And
in addition to the address I want
Wednesday engraved on the opposite
corner did you say Fido?" asked
the young man. EYES," said the wom-
an; "Fido Smith. You see, the cards
are for my little dog. 1 don't know
whether you know it or not. but it's
quite the proper thing now for wom-
en- who have dogs to take them call
ing upon other women who have dogs,
and. of course, you couldn't do that
without leaving the cards. Wednesday
is my at home day, and Fido receives
all his little dog friends with me on
that day. Now you know all about it. +"
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07

The Apaches heard it, and, looking
behind them, saw their peril. As one
man they halted and fired into the
mules, then scattered on the run, the
greater number making for the noun
tains, the Others still holding their
course toward Bill-his scalp was too
great a prize to be lightly given up.
Stretched out fiat on the old gray's
back, Kid rode straight for these, and
presently they dropped their rifles and
ran for their lives, but it was too late.
One after another they disappeared
in mass of switching tails and fash
ing heels, to go down under the herd,
trampled and crushed into bloody
pulp of flesh and bone. When the last
of them had fallen, Kid refined in. and,
getting off his horse. started, stagger-
ing, toward Bill but before going far
he fell Imply to the ground.
We saw this while running across the
valley. for the moment we understood
what Kid was doing every man in camp
had started at the top of his speed
for Bill. Those of us that went to
where Kid lay, found him insensible
and bleeding profusely from ragged
tear where an Apache bullet had
plowed through his shoulder. Quick
ly I took him in my arms, and tearing
open his shirt better to see the wound,
Imade startling discovery-Kid was
woman.
Bill soon recovered sufficiently to
ride the old gray back to camp, but we
had to carry Kid, and never was babe
held with tenderer care by mother.
When she regained consciousness she
sent away all but the "boss" and me,
and told us all about herself. Her
right name was Tulsa Montez. She
was born and reared on ranch back
in the mountains. where the Apaches
had killed her parents. Without
friend or relatives, compelled to earn
her own living in land where women
are not supposed to do anything of the
kind, she wandered up to Paso del
Norte, and was almost starved when
it occurred to her to pass herself as
a man, and she was given job in our
outfit.
When we left her, Bill went in and
had long talk. What passed between
them we never knew, but he Immediate
ly took charge of her, and, as care
fully as woman could have done.
nursed her until she was sound and
we'll again; and the next thing any
body knew she took him, unresisting,
back to civilization and married him.
Ten years afterward ran across
Bill in Santa Fe and he was changed
man. His overbearing manner was
gone, leaving in it's place the very
spirit of meekness, and he was pros
porous, owning small grading outfit
of his own. Kid and the children were
we'll and happy, he told me.-San Fran
cisco Argonaut.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
TESTED BY TRIPLES.
Man Makes an Idiot of Himself When
He Upsets q Small Bottle
Of Ink.

Flies are great tests of character,
son. man may be cool as an ice
berg under extraordinary circum-
stances of danger or times of intense
excitement; he may be calm when, at
another mans order, he is facing a
six-gun battery and getting ready to
try if he can push a bayonet through
a cannoneer before the gunner shoves
eight pounds of assorted ironmongery
through him; he may assume COM
mand and act nobly and quietly when
the ship is sinking; he may preserve
an even mind when the hotel is on
fire; he may even speak grammatic-
ally when the ghost enters his room
at midnight.
But let that man upset very small
inkstand, says Robert J. Burdette in
the Los Angeles Times, with only very
little ink in it, on his desk. He up
sets his chair on the office cat as he
leaps to his feet with howl like a
wild Indian or baseball coach; he
makes desperate grab at the ink
stand and swoops it half way across
the desk before he sweeps it off into
an open drawer full of unanswered
letters; then he claws after his pa
pers and drags them through little
puddle of ink that wasn't doing bit
of harm before he mopped it zigzag
and crooked all over everything with
his white handkerchief; and finally,
after he has smeared the top of his
desk, his hands and his gray panta-
looms with ink, he discovers that at
the first dash he had knocked much
larger bottle of red ink clear off the
desk on to the floor, where it has
lain, draining it's crimson life away
in the very heart of the lightest figure
on blue and white carpet.
Then he says things at the flies of
life, and wonders why man always
makes an idiot of himself when he up
sets little bottle of ink. And he
may keep on wondering. Because he
will never know why. Nobody knows.
He just does it; that is all.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
A LITTLE NONSENSE.

First Trooper-"What do you think
of him." Second Trooper-"Well, he
may be French by name, but he's Brit.
ish by nature. Fun.
Trooper (who has caught locust)-
s.Look 'ere, Bill! This is rummy
country. 'Eres the bloomin' butter
flies in Khaki Punch.
Miss Pechis-"Everybody seems tc
think I'm the picture of mamma. Do
you?" Mr.. Gallandt-"Well, should
say very fattering picture. "-Phila,
delphia Press.
II love you madly, devotedly," said
the ancient millionaire. IL place my
fortune and my heart at your feet
''Do you love me enough asked the
fair lady, who wasn't so romantic as
her words would imply, ito die fol-
me ?"-Philadelphia North American.
sold snipps is Wild" "Oh?" Eyes;
he offered to make 1CO khaki suits for
as many officers among the volunteers
and charge nothing for them" $50
understood. Well?" "One suit went
to man who has owed him pile OF
money for years; that's what's caused
his dander to rise!"-Pick-Me-Up.
"What's the charger" asked the
court. "The prisoner, your honor" re-
piled the officer, "asked this man here
what his father was doing, and when
told that the latter was spy in the
mint, without provocation, called the
father a mince pie" 'Poor fellow!'
said the court can examination into
his sanity seems almost unnecessary
Philadelphia North American.
Mrs. Greene" They do say that Mr.
Slyder CANDLES. Isn't it awful?" Mrs.
Gray-"I should say it was. Why, it's
almost as bad as stealing. If he wins
he robs some other man; if he loses he
robs his family" Mrs. Greene-"At
any rate. it is terribly wicked. By the
way, I forgot to tell you, won the first
prize of the whist tournament last
night-a beautiful silver cup" Mrs.
Gray-"Oh. you lucky woman! How
envy u!''-Boston Transcript.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
a LESSON OF TRUST.

When the dark days of winter are DER us,
And the earth in her mantle of white
Is shaken and rocked by the tempest,
And scourged Of the storm day and night
We see not the gladness and beauty.
3 Which the fullness of time shall disclose,
Nor dream of the wonderful sweetness
Shut up in the heart Of the rose.
We catch not the charm and the fragrance,
The bloom and the freshness of June;
The flush of the midsummer morning,
The glow of the midsummer noon.
We see not the wealth of the harvest,
Deep buried in darkness and cold,
Nor dream of the glory of autumn.
All radiant with crimson and gold.
But spring in her beautiful garments
Shall come with soft sunshine and show
And summer, arrayed in her glory,
And crowned with crown of glad flow
ers.
The branches with fruit shall be laden,
Which erst waved so barren and drear
When autumn, all trailing with splendor,
Comes. browning the JOY Of the year.
Not only when song birds are singing.
a3 And nature seems smiling and bland
But when the fierce tempest Is shriesing
And darkness hangs thick DER the land,
Is the hand of an Infinite Goodness
Gull SululuS wherever we SO.
For the Lord of the Harvest yet reigneth
When the bread lieth under the snow
o heart, In the night time of sorrow,
Look upward, and do not despOnd,
Though winter and darkness are round
thee,
There's sunlight and summer beyond;
The frost and the hail in their season.
The snow that comes down from above,
The winter, no less than the summer,
Is the gift of an Infinite Love.
It is love on the torrent that rageth,
No less than the streamlet that flows.
1t is love in the whirlwind that smiteth.
No less than the zephyr that blows;
1t Is love when thy heart sings with glad
ness,
1t is love when all gladness shall fail:
And If evil endure for a season,
1t is only that good may prevail
Franc Remington, in Union Signal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
HIS TREASURE.
An Incident of City Life That Shows
Up q Masculine Failing That
Il Universal.

Vanity seems to spring eternal in the mas.
culine breast, and the less it has to feed upon
the more it thrives, apparently.
One day, says the Baltimore News, a tramp
Of high degree in vagrancy stopped before
the window of house at which two young
women were standing. He was tattered and
torn and melancholy looking to such an ex-
tent that he aroused a feeling of deep sym
pathy in the hearts of the maidens who
looked! down upon, him as he stood gazing
intently at some object he held in his hand.
Il wonder what he has, said the sensi-
mental one of the two, as she peered down
on him; "a lock of some woman's hair,
shouldn't wonder"
'More likely coin he's found; he looks
pleased" rejoined the practical one, SCOT
fingly, as she Unanswered for position that
would reveal the object to her.
But it was neither, they discovered. It
was just bit of looking glass, in which the
man was surveying his features with salts
fed air that told Of his entire contentment
with his very rugged physiognomy:
Which shows, as was said at the beginning
Of this story, that vanity springs eternally
in the masculine breast just as curiosity does
in the feminine.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
Where Happiness Perche..

Happiness? HUH" snorted the
lunchroom growler. ''There isn't any
such thing as happiness; never was any
such thing; never will be-"
''Oh, Dunno" said the man with the
square jaw, musingly. 'If the black
newsboy, with bag of peanuts in his
fist and bunch of cigarettes in his
pocket, occupying rail seat in the
gallery of a variety theater, isn't
happy, then what the dickens is heo''
You win. Bill" said the square
jawed mans Washington
Post.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
The Acme Of Bliss.

Cholly-My bwother is in luck. He's
got a place as floor-walkah in a dry
goods store. He is there 16 hours .
day.
Awther-I cawn't see the luck.
Cholly-You cawn't? Why, his
pawnts can nevah bag at the knees
N. Y. Weekly.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
Am Inveatigation m Order.

Customer-You made mistake in
my prescription the other day. It
called for two grains of opium, and l
got a small package containing mag
nesia.
Druggist-Are you sure about it?
Customer-Yes. Here is duplicate
prescription from the physician. Now,
the question is, who got the opium?
Druggist me, that's so; Ito the
prescription clerk James, who's dead
in the neighborhood?-H Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
Ascending CheOpx.

Tourists ascend upon the outside
of the summit of Cheops. the largest
of the three pyramids of Ghizeh. The
height of the stone blocks comprising
the pyramids average three feet. and
up them you Chamber. An Arab is
Juggling at each hand an another as
sisting in the rear. You really do not
climb, you are simply hoisted. 1t is
tiresome and dizzy performance.
Next day you ache in every bone and
SineW.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
One hundred Next.

Goodheart-Hc's always touching
me for v or an x.
Prudentz-Well, do you give it to
him?
Goodheart-Yes,a and this morning
he writes for so.
Prudentz-What could you expect?
Give a man a cinch and he'll ask an
L.-Philadelphia Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
A victin, of Jealousy

"Why did you break off your en-
gagement with Miss Bertha?
Because her parrot was always
saying: stop that. George"
'But what difference did that make ?
Your engagement was not secret.
'But my name is not George. Tit
Bits,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
No AutOlll Obile.

City Man-So the automobile craze
has reached out here. has it? You
say this cart goes without a horse.
What is the motive power?
Country Mani push tn. Y.
World
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
Her Cancellation.

II do not write poetry for vulgar
consideration or pecuniary reward
said the young man, haughtily.
II see,' said Miss Cayenne. "It's not
business with you; merely habit"
[-Washington Star.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07

'Poor man! I suppose you've been q
soldier, and had to have your legs am
putated?"
''Oh, no, lady, I'm seafarin' man, an
! wunst 'ad nargyment wiz shark"
Ally Sloper.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
Embittered Instruction.

'tPa. what is commercial rivalry?"
"Well, commercial rivalry is the way
your mother tries to spend what l
make faster than Mrs. Dash. next door,
spends what her husband makes
Chicago Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
Sweet COnsOlement

She-Oh. dear! found a gray hair
in my head this morning.
He-You ought to be glad of it. If
your hair should turn gray it would
soften the effect of those wrinkles you
are getting .-Indianapolis Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
A Necessary Monstro.ity,

Nephew-Aunt Minerva, do you be.
lieve in the new woman?
Aunt Minerva-Indeed I do. You
can't regulate some men at all unless
you scare 'em to death.-Indianapol
Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
Living With papa.

Young Harduppe won the love Of one
OF Milyun's pretty daughters.
And since she Is his better half
He's moved to better quarters.
philadelphia Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
Pren.rinr for /. Craah

All men are architects of fate; and prone
to perpetrate this sin
They want cupola on top although the
walls are dangerous thin.
Chicago Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
Not n Good MANAGER,

"And why don't you include him
among our successful citizens?"
He pays taxes and has served on a
jury.'-Chicago Times-Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
The New Woman,

The new woman.
She is much like the old,
For they say-O, shock:ng!-
She sits on the floor
When she puts on her stocking.
Chicago Tribune.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
wouldn't stand.

my husband was badly cheated on
that horse he bought last week. The
man who owned him before said he
would stand without being hitched."
"Wouldn't he?"
mo. He dropped dead the very
first time John tried him" Chicago
Times Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
To the De.nised Poets.

Take heart o We that sing to-day
And charm not-be content!
Who knows? Admitting people may
Form clubs when We have passed away
To find out what we meant.
Chicago Times Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07

It sometimes happens that man of re-
sources is one who has ingenious methods
Of contracting liabilities. Daily
News.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
Prudent ForethouRht.

''Maria. where are the children?"
'In the other ROOM
"Well, send them out of the house.
1 am going to pull that porous plas-
ter off my back" Chicago Tribune.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1900-06-07
A Que.tion I'm nj. Nl,nd

"Don't you believe there is Power
which governs mans actions?''
"Well, that depends very largely on
whether he's married or not."-Chi-
cago Times-Herald.