The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-05-16

SALARY TO BE PAID WEEKLY OR MONTHLY"
mere song The d. =. has Jumped
into popularity In day; has all the
juiciness of fresh pork, the nutrltive
qualities of beef and the taste reminds
you of venlson; can be made of seven
kinds of meat If you happen to have
them on hand, or you can get along
with only one. It's the way they are
fried that makes 'em dietary and has
set the gormands crazy; sure to
drive every other sausage ont OF the
market In four weeks more sure to
do it; can be furnished ms rationS to
every army and navy In the world;
can be sold In every hotel boarding
house and family wherever humanity
exists good for breakfast, dinner or
supper; cant run no camp meeting,
picnic or Sunday school excursion with
out 'em. My dear fellow man. your
fortune Is nader
"If you would select the style of
binding began the man.
"But we've got to go little slow for
a few weeks" interrupted the major
"There Is a disposition ON the part Of
the worlds arlstocraey TO class sau-
sage way down on the list of meats:
can't expect that lords and dukes and
presidents will order second plate OF
them until they realize that 1t won't
affect their social positions: got to
look out for social prestige. you know.
Once get the whirlwind OF popularity
started, and the public won't stop to
tot mia AZ nlada
of fish, flesh or COCO mating. First
thing Is to warrant them to cure indi-
gestion, torpid liver and all that. They
are spring and fall tonic All sing
ers, actresses and athletes use them;
testimonials from professors, actors,
clergymen and thousands of others,
and all family doctors recommend
them above everything else. And there
you are. my boy; there you are, and
let me shake hands with you again."
"But the book, major. The price In
calf is
"And you are to be our purchasing
agent and buy our raw material Diet
airy sausages viii be made In several
different lengths and sizes, and we
shall use beef, pork, mutton, fish ana
what not; everything to be bought
alive and killed In our own slaughter
houses and hashed up with our own
knives. You attend to the buying and
l attend TO the frying. Millions of
dollars will pass through your hands
every year, but we shall trust TO your
honesty; salary $4,000 per year at
least, and you come In on the ground
floor for stock. just lack $40 to meet
the expenses of organization. and I'll
borrow 1t Of you for day or two.
We shall capitalize at $5000,000, but
probably increase to $15.000,000 inside
of year. And what is the name,
| pleaseT
"My name - Taylor" slowly replied
the canvasser, but ! have no $40 to
put into your scheme. I'm selling the
Life OF Napoleon 1t Is printed from
| new, large type. illustrated by
'Yes, we Will cal (, t.,r Great Amer.
lean Dietary Sau -ar eoia9aay," inter.
rupted the major ri a. purchasing
agent wen deposit Sj30.0D 10 your
credit to start Gil: satG~y TO be paid
| "eehiy VI MUMMY JShA as y" eAcctI
and the dividends on the stock TO come
quarterly. | need $40 to see my way
clear, but If you can't spare that sum
give me s.. And there you are. sir;
there you are"
But | haven't got S."
"Don't neglect this golden opportuni'
| ty, my dear contemporary; don't do It.
The man who invented the Welsh rab-
bit made $4,000, 900 and lived to be 90