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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-26
Other Deaths in the State.
BUILDING LARGE WAREHOUSE.
Milwaukee Man will Store Tobacco
at Sun Prairie.

Sun Prairie Wis. Sept. "a Special.i
Henry Miller of Milwaukee will erect Il
large tobacco warehouse in this place
which. when completed. will have a stor-
age capa city of 5000 cases. The basement
is arranged to accommodate from seven
ty-five to 100 sorters. Mr. Miller has
opened asserting rooms each year for
some time past and given employment to
4 large number Of hands for at least six
months. Work on the building will be-
gin at once, to be ready to put up the
new crop the coming season.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-09-26
SELLS OUT FOR $500, 900.
r. 7. Kennedy Disposes of Rib Lake
Mills and Timber.

Chippewa Fails. Wis, Sept 24-[Spe-
cial. j. j. Kennedy. the ell-lmown
mill timber and all property owned by
him at that place to Eastern parties
The consideration is said to have been
$5OO.000 and that Mr. Kennedy will clear
81 10 GOO on the deal
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31
BROOM CORN COMBINE
Growers of Illinois Organize to Con-
troll Crop of 1900.

Chicago, Aug. 23.-Broom corn
growers of Illinois are organizing to
control the crop of 1900. Charleston,
the center of the largest broom corn
area in the state is also the center of
the growers movement.
AT meeting of the Union Broom
Supply company here proposed action
of the growers was discussed and the
outlook gone over but no definite ac-
tion taken.
According to the reports the crop in
the Arcola and Charleston districts
will not be more than half as great as
last year while in Kansas, Nebraska
and Oklahoma this years crop will
not exceed one-third of that of 1899
1t was this condition that led to the
movement among the growers to COM
bine to reap the profits that last year
went to the middle men.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31
KANSAS PENSIONS.
Topeka Office Paid out in 1899 Sl5.-
SOB. 1898.

Topeka, Aug. 29.-United States
Pension Agent Cyrus Leland has COM
pleted the annual report of the
Topeka pension agency and forwarded
it to Washington. The report shows
that there are on the rolls of the
Topeka agency the names of 1l5, III
pensioners, an increase of about
5000 over last year. Most of the in
creased is due to transfers. The pension
bureau several: months ago ordered
transfer tof all names to the agency
of the district in which the pensioners
reside; that is the names that had
been on the rolls for six months or
over. This was madeI and the Topeka
agency was the gamer.
During the year the names of 5.24S
new pensioners were added to the
rolls of the Topeka agency. The
loss by deaths, all kinds, aggregated
3, 4S2, as follows:
The Topeka agency.Epaid out in
pensions during 1.-THE year the sum of
So, SOB, 3SS.0s. This agency has the
largest number of pensioners on the
rolls and pays out the largest amount
Of money of any agency in the country.
Columbus o., comes next, with l03, 900
pensioners drawing SIS, 900, 600.
Chicago is the third,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31
FORT SCOTT GOT II
A. c. Penniman 6 Son Secure Contract
To Put in a Telephone
Plant at lola.
TT. Scott Monitor.

FL. scott Monitor.
One of the largest manufac turing
plants in the west is the lola Portland
Cement companys plant at lola. The
plant covers eighty acres of ground
and there are sixteen Offices and de-
partments.
The necessity for prompt, accurate
communication between the different
offices made it necessary to put in a
private telephone plant.
The plant as designed by Mr.
Holmes, an old time elephone man,
is of the very best tyre and only the
Ericsson Swedish ina ruments are
used.
The contract for furnishing the ma
terials for the entire outfit was
awarded to the a. b. Penniman & Son
hardware company of this city and
the goods were sent to lola yesterday.
Frank Penniman, who has charge
of the interests of the Penniman COM
pany at lola, says he feels highly
complimented over this order. since
the members of the firm who pur-
chased it are themselves thoroughly
posted in the matter of telephone
outfits
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31
PULLMAN ORDINARY SLEEPING
CARS FOR TOURISTS

are the.most comfortable, commodious
means of travel for large parties, in
tending settlers, home seekers, hunt
ing parties.
These cars are run on the Union
Pacific:daily from Kansas points to
California and Oregon points, and are
fitted up complete with mattresses,
curtains, blankets pillows, ETC., re-
quiring nothing to be furnished by the
passengers. Uniformed porters are
in charge of these cars, who are re-
quired TO keep them in good order,
and look after the wants and comforts
of passengers. These cars are new of
modern pattern, and are nearly as
convent and comfortable as first-class
Palace Sleepers,
For time of trains and full informa-
ton call on your nearest agent or
address,
j. B. FRAwLEY, G. A.,
Kansas City, Mo.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31
Elm Township

= Gillespie, on e end of VIII
,, Of ,S,wq .......... ....19 q 10 50 81
j Gillespie. that part sea
Of Rock creek. zee. &c. 10 u 10 70
Sarhh = Adams, en- Seq....... 20 p 10 so
Frank l. Travis. Ell OF sea 2s ~ 10 "a
Mary X Hackney. com at pit GO
RS Of ne cOrof sea " 100
IS 100 10 r to beg S3 "a 10 Is
Louis B Grant. 1875 a in 81 form
in sc cor VIII neg ....... .... 25 10 p 50
Geo w Parish. Swq . ......... 25 10 100
. Mccullough, part of seq com
80 + of ne cor : Sr " 2Or
nsre Dor to beginning ....7 o 10
John Barker, sh of seq ......s 25 10 50
Maggie Burtis. sWQ .......... % IL 100
Helen BurtiS nh of ned II % ~ ~
do Ell of nwQ and n
VIZ nwq............ D.. III 25 10 800
fred Horton, Sh of neg. ....l9 q 20 so
80 90 sc m or ........l9 p 20 100
Eben Peck seq 49, .... 20 81 10 100
Jas LawtzSa. sw fra ........ 25 20 iG6 90
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31

and next succeeding days, be sold by me at my
ONCE in the City. of lola. Allen County, Kan
sas at public auction for taxes and charges re-
maining unpaid thereon for the year 1899.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31
DELINQUENT TAX NOTICE

NOTICE is hereby given that so much of
~ each tract OF land and town lot described
In the annexed list, us may be necessary
for that purpose. will. on the
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31

y NJ DAVIS. .......l3 Dean w Allison
Aude tulhertSOn ana Mrs Clara
Harvey NJ DJWler 3 2 Allison ...s
Dean w Allison Dean w Allison
and Mrs Clara and Mrs Clara
Allison . Allison O .
NORTHRUPs REsURvEY JONES ADDITION
Ada Langton.. Unknown .... G
LOT IN SEQ OF MO % q Is
Unknown ....
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31

WEST ADDITION
c II Pratt123i rs
do II 12l3lI 80
do Is rs II
Is 10 202l2223
d and q. 90. 25 rs
Sarah Bond, that part of neq
adjoining lot blk Ayers
add l25 n and by IS If g 4 W % IS Ii-lOO
Logan Township
II and Amelia VanFossen, pit
OF SWq ...........,..,,......3 % Is 1876
Edward VI Dart, a strip 10 II
wide W side of W NJ X + r
for distance of $40 II S of
n line Of lot ..,...........29 90 ~ 10
Mary Larson. seq .............. 81 20 Is 100
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31
A 2O-POund Baby

can take DR.. Caldwell 5. Syrup Pepsin
with as much safety and beneficial re-
suits as an adult. 1t is a mild liquid
laxative and children thrive upon it,.
Syrup Pepsin assists nature in clean
ing the system, and its use is not at
tended with any of tine unpleasant
gripings and nauseating effects caused
by the use of pills or so-called cath
artics. Try l0c size bottle 10 doses
10 cents. Also sold in SOC and 81
sizes by G. b. Spencer lola Kans.
Il. G.. Samuels Moran Kans.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31

There is certain dryness about To-
peka' S jokes. For instance the police
raided 80 joints the day before the
notification meeting.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31
: NJ !" PM IVV 7 u 0WV - p
TnIA ETTX

John Clever of ms nwq neg ...3 rs IS 10
w - Boln sh of swq ....... .6 25 rs IL 20
do VIII of seq 90. 90. 90. 25 Is 80
70 Nj Taplin, lot Of swq ......... Is Is 81
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31
Coz 8 FREERERG AppITIoN

Lacey ......... ! ] G Lacey q. -
Given under my hand this 3Oth day of July,
1900. VI. l., DECKER,
Treaserur Allen County, Kansas.
subscribed ana sworn to before me this Both
DAY OF July 1900. c. A. FRONK,
County ClefI.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

The man was willing. He followed
Mr. Bowser in and was referred to as
a subject" Mrs. Bowser kept her
chair and became interested.
Now, then" began Mr.. Bowser after
two minutes spent in locating various
bumps. Il find your bump of musical
talent above the average. I should say
that you can play on several different
instruments and have a fairly good
voice"
Lord save you, SIR" gasped the
man. but l never could even raise a
tune on Il mouth organ, and as for sing
ing. everybody runs away when 1 try
it,"
Mr.. Bowser flushed up and swallow
ed at the lump in his throat and dared
not look at Mrs. Bowser. After a min
ute he continued:
81 think you are inclined to be very
religious. Are you a Sunday school
teacher:'
Great Scott. no, Religious? Why,
1 don't even believe in n hereafterI
I'm the man who ate up a chapter of
the Bible on betr'
But you reverence TRUTH persisted
Mr.. Bowser ashis face began to pale.
"Mcbbe l do. sir, but they calls NE
The Red Hook Liar all the same"
"And are you not tender hearted
that is. don't you love children?"
"Well, I'm expecting to be arrested
tomorrow for lambasting a kid this
afternoon. Your henology, or what
ever you call it, don't seem to work.
guess your wife is right"
at never works unless there are
brains under the bumps" stiffly replied
Mr.. Bowser as he handed the man his
So and accompanied him to the door.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

ton whether he retired in good order
or not. He realized that Mrs. Bowser
had stood at the head of the stairs and
overheard all, and that he had made
musS of it. She had a smile on her
face as he entered the sitting room,
and that smile brought a determina-
ton to his heart to conquer or die.
'You-you probably advise me to
give it up, don't your he asked.
You might practice outside" she
suggested.
And so willr'' he retorted as the
red came to his face. 81 have set out
to post myself on phrenology, and, by
the beard of my grandfather, I'll do it
or die,'
He walked out into the hall. clapped
on his hat and opened the door and
stepped out. There was a man hang
ing over a nearby gate. He wasn't a
tramp, but a workingman who was
sweet on girl working next door, and
was waiting for her to appear. Mr..
Bowser called to him, and he came in
off the street and asked what was
wanted.
Would you like to earn a couple Of
dollars in about 10 minutes?" was
asked.
You bet!"
Have you ever heard of phrenol-
ogy?"
IF l have, I've forgotten. Is the
gas leaking or a water pipe busted|'
''Phrenology has to do with the
bumps on your head. l feel of your
bumps and read your character by
them. l believe in it, but my wife
don't. l want you to come and sit
down for few minutes while 1 show
her that I'm right
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

pocket Bible or the gospel hymns it
would have been just the same.
Phrenology is n recognized science. 1t
Is an interesting study. Why not
study it with me?'
Because 1 don't believe in it. You
might as well feel of the corns and
bunions on a persons foot as the
bumps on his head"
You'd say that, of course, but 1 can
soon convince you to the contrary. I'll
feel of your bumps, and with the aid
of this little book III read your char
acter as straight as n string. Just sit
right where you are, and
You'll do nothing of the kind" she
interrupted. It's all nonsense, and
you'd better put in your time reading
history
Then take the book and feel of my
head. All the bumps are named
Mrs. Bowser allowed herself to be
persuaded. Selecting Il chart of a
mans head, she passed her fingers
over Mr.. Bowser's skull and presently
said:
According to phrenology, your bump
of impetuosity is abnormally develop
ed. You are also very conceited. You
have no fixed purpose, but jump from
one thing to another. You are quick
tempered and very obstinate. If you
had more strength of character, you
might make a mark in the world, but
as it is
But as it is, madam, 1 am very
much obliged to YOU" said Mr.. Bowser
as he rose up and reached for the
book 81 might have known, of course,
that you would SANDER me-
81 gave it exactly as it is in the
book"
"Well, let it go. If it was your in
fention to turn me from my purpose,
you have failed. I shall continue to
study the art Perhaps the cook won't
object to becoming subject"
Mrs. Bowser smiled as he started
for the kitchen, but raised no objec-
ffons. The cook was just finishing
her dinner dishes as Mr.. Bowser in
vaded her domains.
"You have heard of phrenologyY' he
queried as he pointed to the book in
his hand.
HAS the mistress any complaint to
make of the cooking?" she asked in re-
ply.
''Not that 1 know of. l was asking
you if you knew about phrenology. 1t
relates to the bumps on your head, you
know
"And what of the bumps on me
head? Did the mistress ask about me
bumps when she hired me? If she OBJ
jects to them, let her give me notice"
MY good girl, you don't understand.
All of us have bumps on our heads.
BY feeling of the bumps one can tell
a persons disposition. For instance,
one bump shows a sweet, temper; an
other shows self conceit, another
BhoMs obstinancy, and so on
But isn't me cookin all right?' de-
manded the woman.
81 said it was
''Then who's to care about the bumps
on me head, or me disposition?'
'You don't understand yet" contin-
ued Mr.. Bowser. by feeling of the
bumps on your head l can tell you
You'll never feel of me bumps while
I'm aliver' interrupted the cook, "and
If you amt out of this kitchen in two
jiffs I'll walk off and leave you with.
out a cook!'
Mr.. Bowser retired. It was a ques-
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

Mr.. w. S. Whedou, Cashier OF
the First National Bank of Winterset,
Iowa, In q recent letter gives some
experience with a carpenter in his
employ, that will be of value to other
mechanics. He says: 81 had car
penter working for me who was
obliged to stop work for several days
diarrhoea. 1 mentioned to him that
l had been similarly troubled snd that
amberlian's Collie, Cholera and
Dlarrhoea Remedy had cured me. He
bought bottle of it from the druggist
here and informed me that one dose
cured him, and he is again at his
WORK" For sale by al! drug gists.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25
Are You Seeking A Summer Health
ReSOrt2

Eealthseekers from the north and
east who have been spending the win
ter months in the south, and who de-
sire to change for the summer season to
d higher elevation and a cooler climate,
should visit the Montezuma, at Las
Vegas Hot Springs, New Mexico, on
A. T. s. S. F. R'y.
They will fud here a desirable al
tiIude (6.9 67 feet) insuring a pleasant
summer climate. The mountain
scenery Is of unusual interest. First
class hotel accommodations unequaled
not baths. expert medical attendance
and ample facilities for recreation are
other attractions. Terms reasonable.
The waters are specific for rheuma-
item arrangement of internal functions,
peuralgic affections and incipient tu-
berculosis: also those convalescing from
acute diseases are greatly benefited.
For detailed Information address w.
G. Greenlesf, Manager, The Monte
yuma. Las Vegas Hot Springs, N. M.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25
Reduced Rates Account o. Teachers
Convention.

The Santa Fe Route Will place on
sale June Both, July, 1st, and End final
return limit August 9Th, tickets to
Santa Fe. Las Vegas, Hot Spring:
Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Denver
at one fare for the round trip, plus
81 90. Texas Teachers attending the
convention can thus make side trip
to the New Mexico resorts or Colorado
at small expense.
For further Information inquire at
CITY TICKET OFFICE, Mills building
corner of plaza.
A F.. STAFFORD, F.B. EOUG HTON,
City Ticket gent. D. f. q 2. A.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25
Santa Fee ROute

National Democratic convent ton,
Ksnsa= City, Mo-, July 4-Kansas City
and return for S34.90 via Santa Fe
route. Date Of sale July l and 2, good
to return July 8.
r ,ugh r ders, Oklahoma City, Okla,
july Tito Oklahoma City and return
fcr S33 IS, date of sale June 20 30, good
&c ceturn leaving Oklahoma City July
5.
A F. STAFFORD; F. B. HoUG HTON.
CityTicket Ag't. Div. Pass. Ag'
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25


Copyright. 1900, by c. B. Lewis.1
Nothing but a faint smile around the
corners of his mouth and a gurgling
at intervals in his throat indicated to
Mrs Bowser during the dinner hour
that Mr. Bowser had a surprise party
in store for her. 1t was useless for
her to guess what it was, and she
therefore waited in patience till they
had returned to the sitting room. Then
Mr. Bowser produced a little book and
looked it over for ten minutes before
he said:
You have heard of phrenology, Of
course? If | am not mistaken, old Pro-
fessor Fowler once examined your
head"
rs that book about phrenology?"
she quietly asked.
1T is. l am going to post myself
q bit. Today 1 felt the heads of three
different men in the office and told the
character of each and every one"
II thought it was about time. 1 be-
1ieve it's about Il week since you drop
ped the last new thing
Il expected you'd say something
mean," replied Mr.. Bowser, but with
out his usual heat and without vio-
lence to the family cat rubbing against
his leg. IF I'd have brought home
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25
Queen & Crescent.

Account 4.h Of July, Queen q Cres-
round trip tickets to all points on
these liues. and in addition thereto,
will cell tickets to all points in ter
ritory south of the Ohio and Potomac
rivera, and east of the Mississippi
River, at greatly reduced rates: final
limit July I. 1900.
Do not miss the opportunity to cele-
brate the 4th by visiting some OF your
friends, etc.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25
Mexican Mineral Belt.

The only direct route to the rich
mining regions of Eastern Sonora
and Western Chihuahus is via tbs
Sierra Maere line, and Casas Gran
des. Trains leave Ciudad Juarez a.,
s:25 daily except Sundays.
J. T. LOGAN,
Genl. Traffic Ageni
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25
Forever Fifty Years.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup hae
been used for children teething. Il
soothes the child, softens the gums
allays all pain, cures wind collie and IL
be best remedy for diarrhoea, twenty
Eve cents q bottle
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

Reports show that over fifteen hun
dred lives have been saved through the
OF these were cases OF grippe, Group
asthma, wboopine cough, bronchitis
and paeumonia. It's early use prevents
consumption. Fred Schaefer, druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

Csl, at all drug stores and get free
sample of Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are an elegant
physic. They also improve the ap-
petite, strengthen the digestion and
regulate the liver and bowels.
They are easy to take and pleasant in
effect.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold
on positive guarantee. Cures heart
burn. raising of the food. distress af-
ter eating or any form of dyspepsia
One little tablet gives immediate re-
lief. 25 cts. and SO cts. M. n. Webb,
druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25
Low Rates TO Mexico.

Account Of the Teachers Convep ton,
the Mexican CentIsl Ry. will sell at
greatly reduced rates, round trip
tickets to all points in Mexico. Tickets
on sale June % July lat and 2nd
mited to thirty (3O) days, with stop
over privilege.
See B. J. KUHN, Coml. AgeLt.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

"Such conduct" said the teacher to a
rebellious pupil, will eventually bring
your fathers gray hairs with sorrow to
the grave
Don't you believe it," replied the in
corrigible youth. THE governor wears
q wig"
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

Mrs. BOwSer and glared at her for a
moment and then said:
woman, this thing has gone to the
limit. The conspiracy is plain. In
your malicious desire toto
Then Mrs. Bowser began to laugh.
He gestured, but it did not stop her.
He lowered over her, but she continued
to laugh. He shouted something about
his lawyer and her lawyer and divorce,
but she hung to her chair and laughed.
There was but one way to save his dig
nifty. Like q crowbar on legs he march
ed down the hall, and like n crowbar
with stiff knees he mounted the stairs,
and two hours later she went to find
him asleep and his bump of conceit all
fattened out. NJ. QUAD.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

Moki Tea positively cures Sick Head
ache, indigestion and constipation. A
delightful herb drink. Removes all
eruption of the skin, producing per-
feet complexion, or money refunded.
25cts. and SO Cts. M. II. Webb, drug
gist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25
Pure Hygienic Water

Made from distilled water. Asa
your family physician or druggist az se
purity and heslthfulness of our ice.
Telephone No. IA.
Ell PASO ICE & REFRIGERATOR Co.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

Ivy poisoning, poison wounds and all
other accidental injuries may be quick
ly cured by using DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. 1t Is also a certain cure
ort piles and skin diseases. Take no
cher. Fred Schaefer, druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

The best butterin the market, Shady
Grove, 2 pounds for IS cents at Ell Paso
Grocery Co.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25
A Modest Request.
q wig

Sergeant Ito company barber)-What
did you cut this mans hair so short
for? Do it over again and see that
you leave it twice as long as it is now!
-POlichinelle.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25
HOTEL

The Fuel Company's new hotel at
CAPTAIN will be formally opened to the
public on May 18th. Spacious, new and
hands ely furnished rooms have been
added, and guests have the choice of
either American or European service.
Short order service at all hours, and q
we'll stoke d lunch counter with all the
delicscies of the season awaits the
weary traveller directly opposite the
depot MA CHUCK. Proprietor,
Captain, New Mexico.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25

"What's the difference between news
and fakes?' asked the unsophisticated
young woman.
The editor of The Bugle looked at
her pityingly.
News" he explained, sis what you
see in The Bugle; fakes are what you
see in any of the other local papers,
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-25
TBOWSER ON BUMPS.
THE OLD MAN TAKES A TURN At
PHRENOuOGY.

Had a Good Time Explaining tho
Theory of the Science to His Wife,
but Tripped Up on the Practical
Part of 1t.