Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-02-06
PA ON CECIL RHODES

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who is Cecil Rodes and what did he
DOR
Them was the words nav Hurled at
paw when we was Eatin Breakfast VISTA
dy monen.
WELL" paw SAYS. "lll tell YOU.
alwais Like to incurrdge people what asst
ABOUT 1t when they don't no things. That's
the trouble with so menny Folks. They
set around and don't asst bscoz they are
afrade they mite Git Looked Down on,
and so they Go thru life without Fndin
out Lots they wisht they rev and that
thev OF to no."
"Did you ever asst ennytudiy emmy
thingl" little albert says.
Paw looked over the Top of his glasses
at him fer about mint, but little albert
give the best INN ttaShen of a ninnosumt
lam ever seen and Bit off anuther Link
OF sosSidge, so paw vent on:
"NObuddy never Lost Friend yit by
not purtendin to no II all. You can't make
emmy man mad by lettin Him think he
can tell 20 sumthing You don't no. They
was man come into the store day before
| Yistady ard Begin alken to the manager
and astin questions. He sed he never un-
| derslood How the Bulls and BARS run the
markets up and Down, and the manager
| Told him, and never seen person as in
terested in Ennythng Before, and when
He found out all the manager didn't no
about that He asst the manger Lot Of
| other Things bet he new all about Him
self, and just before he got Readily to go
he borrowed fifty Dolers ftum the mana
ger.
"What was that you asst me abouti
Oh, yes, Cecil Rodes. He's the richest
man In the South Airiky, but Tie woulden't
be II II wasen't fer one thing"
"What's that" nav asst.
"He can't git out" paw says. They
got Him surrounded. They saw he owns
a Bushel of dimunds, and when the naber's
chickens git to scratchen in His garden he
thrOwt gold nuggets at them If they amt
ennything Else handy. People often
wunder why Purson with all His mummy
wants to live away over thare around the
corner frum the worlds back door when
He could Return to his native La d and
mingle with the Richest brewers in Eng
lund If he wanted to, But you see If he
would do that him and J. Peerpont Nor.
gan would be on the same side of the
earth, and they wouden't be ennything to
keep 1t from tippin up"
81 read somewhere the other day." nav
says, that he is preachers son."
Yes" paw anserd, "and that only
goes to Sho they are good deal of truth
about the old sayin that preachers has the
worst Boys on earth. often think was
cut out for a preacher II my family are
emmy sine. Cecil pretends to be offul pie
US, and has Faverit- him, but mebby
that's only becoz all the CRATE men like
/ t,< In AL la D.. al
So every Sunday after he gets a clean
shave and Explanes to the visaters that
the rite way to pronounce his frunt name
Is Sessel he sings:
| Rock of Ages, cleft for me
If there 5 emmy gold about
| must look around and see
| How to crowd the other out.
Let the water and the blood
| Flow In rivers IL they n ust;
England fites the battles while
keep heapn' up the dust.
| STILL" paw says, 'they ar one Thing
| about him ! can't help but admire"
Whats that" nav asst.
He amt married." paw saws.
Nav purtended to he lookin at the Hem
stitchen In the table cloth fer awhile, and
the vains begin to swell up on paws tenn.
pulls becoz he was tryin so hard 10 keep
from Dustin out latin, but after while she
let on she diden't notuS It and sed:
VI wisht you would git the manager to
tell few Things, paw. Mebby he mite
promote you If you asst him enuff Ques-
tons
That's the trouble with me-" paw an
serd. VI can't go around purtendin Pm
lgnerant even If it would help me in my
BiZnesS.
well" says, "you mite just act nat
cheral."
Then ! tride to do the lnnosunt lam
stunt, but II didn't seem to make hit
with paw. So omit the panefu Details.