The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-04-12

ems and tones the stomach; makes indiges.
ton impossible.
Novelist-"Those COMPOUNDED critics sat-
ed my new novel most numerically. "
Friend-"Well, you had your revenge. They
had to read the book" [rit-Bits.
Accidents come with distressing frequency
on the farm. Cuts, bruises, stings, spraips.
Dr. Thomas Electric Oil relieves the pain
Instantly Never safe without it.
Askins-"Is Miss Fairleigh's portrait a
good likeness?' Miss Cleveton-"Yes; it
looks just as she would like to look" Puck.
Little Colds" Thousands of lives sacri-
feed every year. DIR. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup cures little colds, cures big colds, too,
down to the verge of consumption.
Women in politics. He-"You seem to
sympathize with the President" She-"In-
deed, do; he can't please nybody. If 1
We're in his place I'd go to bed and stay IN
TIL the country elected another one'' In
annapolis Journal.
Itching piles? Never mind if physicians
have failed to cure you. Try Doan's Oint
ment. No failure there. 80 cents at any
drug store.
NV hat is his attitude on the Puerto Rico
question" said the curious man. "An ex-
pectant pose, with his hands in his pock-
cts, answered the artistic friend Wash
ington Star.
Persevere and prosper" If you take
Hoods Sarsaparilla faithfully for scrofula,
salt rhenm, boils, eruptions, dyspepsia, it
Will cure you.
Easing his Conscience-The protest. 80
earnestly made to the statesman was this:
But you know you are not doing as YOUR
constituents would wish when you aily
yourself with the grasping monopolles!" I'm
to which the statesman tit to make re-
ply Il do not gauge my conduct 80 much by
the wishes of majority of my dear, dear
constituents as do by a knowledge of what
they would do We're they in my place !"
indianapolis Press.
Couldn't Estimate Its Value!-Dr. Ag-
news Cure for the Heart never fails 1t re-
lives III 80 minutes, 1t cures. 1t is a beacon
light to lead you back to health. W. H.
MuSselman, of 6. A. R. Westport, Pa.
says: Two bottles of DR.. Agnew's Cure for
the Heart entirely cured me of pa pitation
and smofhering spells. Its value cannot be
estimated l feel like new man" Sold hy
Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co. Al
Bacon: Men are always looking for an
exhalted lineage" Egbert: Unless they
are travelling on the railroad then they are
after lower berth" Yonkers Statesman
deafness of ~ Years. Standing
Protracted Catarrh produces deafness in
many cases. Capt Benz Conner of Toron-
to, Canada, was deaf for II years from Ca
tarrh, all treatments failed to relieve DR..
Agnew's Catarrhal Powder gave him re-
lief IN one day, and in very short while
the deafness left him entirely. 1t will do as
much for you. Sold by Edmund Wilson
and A. A. Howes & Co. ~
Her 1dea-Lady-"How much are YOUR
oranges ?" Vender-"Two-y for fiva," Lady
We'll, that is too dear. I'll wait until
the English occupy the Orange Free State,
and then they will be cheaper. Chicago
News.
when Baby had ScaId Head-When
Mother had Salt Rheum-When Father
had Piles DR.. Agnew's Ointment gave
the quickest relief and surest cure. These
are gems of truth picked from testimony
which is given every day to this greatest of
heaters. 1t has never been matched in cur
ative qualities in Eczema, letter. Skin
Eruptions, Piles, Scalds, Burns Old Sores.
etc-and it's 80 cents. Sold by Edmund
wilson aud A. A. Howes & 90 43
Bill-"They say there is good deal to be
learned from bees" JiIl-''So there is: but.
as IA rule, people are not anxious TO take
points from them. Yonkers Statesman.
Not Quarter-But 10 cents, and 40
doses III vial of DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills.
No pair, pleasure in every dose-iittle but
awfully good, Cure Sick Headache. Con
shpatIon, biiousness, Nausea, Salowness
Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A Howes
& Go, Ii
The New Domestic System: '.Eya!ina.
this steak was almost raw" "Yes, mem
Me eight hours was up before it was done
and | TUX it off the fire, mem" TChicago,
Tribune.
Poison the Blood Food fermentation
means Observation-Disclosures leads to
dyspepsia, Dyspepsia mean poor blood poor
circulation, broken health, chronic depres-
SION. smashed nerves, perpetual invalidism
Dr. Van STAINS Pineapple Tablets nips the
fermentation in the bud and prevents all the
MS that are bound to follow neglect of the
digestive organs,-18 in box, 10 cents
Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes
& Co. As
Byles-" Did you ever come across more
conceited fellow than Bulger? They say he
is an atheist, aud l believe he is" Bonter-
II Wouldn't like to go as far as that; but I
do know that he doesn't recognize the ex.
istence OF superior being" brooklyn
Life.
During the summer season. Cramps
come upon us suddenly and remain until
the pain is driven away by dose or two of
PAIN-kILLER, the celebrated cure for all
to the most aggravated form of Cholera
morbus or dysentery. No household should
be without the PaiL-Killer. Avoid substi-
tutes, there is but one Pa1 Killer, Perry
Davis 25c and SOC.
A Condition, Not Theory ,--Politicus-
1.-The question is what shall we do with our
possessions?" Younghul-" pm tell YOU
what | do with nine; l walk the floor nights
with It.. Harper's Bazaar.
500
DIR. r.. Detchon's Anti Diuretic
May be worth to you more than S1O) if you
haze d child who soils bedding from incon-
tendence OF water during sleep. Cures old
and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble at
once. ST. Sold by A. \. Howes Il Co.,
Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1y17
This is the seventh time you've been be-
fore me- said the magistrate. YES re-
piled the cnlprit It's strange how some
men hold on to Office philadelphia N orth
Jell-O The New Dessert
pleases all the family Four havors Lem
on, Orange, Raspberry and Strawberry At
your grocers. 10 cts. Try it to- day. 1y1O
Cumso: Gone thing may be said in favor
of the English generals in South Africa"
Cawker: "What is that?" Cumso; "Thev
haven't begun to write for the magazines
Life.