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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27

multiplication tables midOudt logging i'll
ub. bud dey couldt dell you ven NaboleOn
dit not lick der Chermdns, Ven king
Chorge uf Inkland YOs crowned or a.
tress you in Won of dose deadt lankvidg
so useful in efery day life, nit nod, or
dell you how many feets on pumbls
bee, or Grass hobber. FOnce in a Vie
You viii run across der pOy vot kin say
der MULTIPLICATION table midOUdt sthOb-
Ding, tell you how many inches in
feet, or vat We hat der Fourdt of Chu-
~ celebradingS for. Nich Won of dose
poys will mage his own way besdt drOugh
dis world midOudt his Potter TO helb him
along or his wife dak in washing?
Fiery new SUPERINTENDENT has his cwa
IDEAS Vioh are yust backwards uf der
man Vot hat der chob in frondt uf him
Now We shouldt kevtt dis yuseless Oxbari-
nenting und especially nit oudt=itc men
Dose men always hat droubIes OF dcre
own In some OddeT Cidy we're de be0ple5
drop on to dem und are fickuriug to bend
dem der Mikado's choice vich uf / re-
memper right Yes polling oil or der
meadt axes una der nexdt ding We hear
uf dey hat a gOOt chob as suberindendent
CT schools In st. Paul.
Id is nod ride. Der boobies should
chump ub or town, elder Won. una Ge-
mandt dot We recognition some up der
combetent men YOt We hat ride here in
our own Cluy. Y e h1f a EumDGr Of EOOt
men in der profession right here who 7
could menChion. bud for fear dot some
Won would dink l hat an axes to grindt I
VIII nod complication meinselluf. We haf
der material. men dot know deir bitZnsss
und exbeeially how TO run school house
bitzness, und our honorable poardt Of
school Inspector cheneraIs should gif Won
Of dem a chance. Uf he is unaple TO de-
Hfer der gcots. sthop his pay und dry
Won of der Onder poys. Id ISIS cerdaiuIy
nod a supcheckt for St Paul to CON
graduation herself aboudt. besides it re-
Elections on our present staff of principals
Und teachers. Dere are seferal oddeF
tings vot Is der matter NIT our schools
Vich id Is nod for me to say much aboudt.
as Id is not use, so long as 1 am only
maging sugChestnuts. and viCh our local
men know all abOudt und could
remedy id. Let efery man vot drinks he
has any influence nit der school bOardt
so ub ind rechlster nit emphatics Wy ID
should be dot dey should nod mage Httlf
If DER own town by saying We hat nO'
pody yot knows Something's here in s..
Paul We must go Outsite for a man dc6
does Id ISIS a shamefUlness dot day
should diddid IT, -Budveiser.
Per e. Weiseuburger.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27
BNdgVeiSep f 4H Seb00I Question,

1 hat bin reading in der Glope vot id
says yet aboudt adjoining a new shule
SUPERINTENDENT. Der ladest repords seem
to Indication dot We hat nopody vot
knows Something's in st. Paul and We
must go oudtstte uf st. Paul, MAYBE to
MINNEAPOLIS, Vinona. Oshkosh, Browns
Valley or amy oldt blaze yust so she Is
fon der oudtside. Wy is it. der reason
yet dot our Inspector cheneraIs uf der
shule boardt should diddid it? Yust may
pc because dey hat always diddid i'd und
are afraidt dot dey would establishment
a precedences did dey take some uf der
blenty schmardt men, YOt We hat blenty
uf ad home. We hat bin oXberimending
for nine odder ten years yet und vOt
hat We got to show for it? Efery new
SUPERINTENDENT has some ideas vich he
dirks shouldt bin introductioned nit our
shule houses und insteadt uf teaching
der leedle childrens A B und how to
read und mage wrtdings after dey got
oudt uf der kindergarten. vot do dey did?
Dey chase dem oudt in der Green fieldts
to ketchet potato buks builder flyers,
beedles and bick Wild flowers, water cres-
ses. spinnaches and dings like dot to
OOSCA1 lAct uI - Ullu uSIl ell ueS BCu u6IIl
back in der shule room, dey gif dem
EXAMPLES vich dey prtng home ad hide
und rack DER weary leedle prains, vich
go like dis, "Uf a man can puy dree
horses for feefty tollars each Won. how
many cows can he puy for Won hundred
tOllars ven milk ISIS ten cents a kevart"
or How many shinkles will i'd dake to
shinkle house yich she is 10 feet high
and Is feet skevare" or ''If der DIFFER uf
der ice wagon Weighs 200 pounds yot does
der man in der back pard uf der wagon
Vetgh?' Desc are yust SAMPLES uf vot
habbens efery tay.
Each new SUPERINTENDENT musdt hat
new books. Der oldt books are nod goot
enuff. and der parents uf der childrens
musdt tear ub dere coin and puy new
vOns all aroundt efery year or two.
hat me a suspiciousness dot dere is
leedle rake off some we're vich / am nod
breparadioned to say yust we're she IS.
Annoder administrations vich We all hat
rememperngs uf is der scandalousness
NIT vich id hat ids surroundings, und
Vich played so many favOrites und
threatened to generalization der whole
bitzness. However who geds der worst of
it? Wy der childrens efery time. You
can bick dem ub, Won by Won und Id Is
tollars to centses dot dey candt say dere
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27
SUNDAY. MAY p, 1900.
TAXING LEGACIES.

A very important decision was rendered
some days ago by the United States su-
preme court. 1t relates to the validity Of
the taxation Of inheritances under exist
ing laws. There were a number of cases
decided of the same general purport, one
OF them arising under the provisions Of
the war revenue act. They all involved
the question whether such Form of taxa
ton. being direct, is constitutional. The
court in every case upheld the constitu-
tionaliy of that form of taxation, both
under the state and federal laws. 1t also
decided that government bonds were not
exempt from such taxation The great
distinction established by the decision is.
in effect. that the legacy tax provided for
under the federal law operates on each
such legacy. rather than en- the entire
estates Of the deceased persons.
The federal Inheritance tax provides for
progressive tax, according to the
amount of the Inheritance exempting all
Iegacies below $4,000 The court holds
that while individual Iegacies above that
amount are taxable according to the
rates laid down In the law, the entire sum
OF the estate in the disposition Of which
they are made is not subject to taxation.
Justice White it was who delivered the
opinion Of the court In the progress of
the opinion the following principles are
laid down:
The review which we have made ex-
hibits the fact that taxes imposed with
reference to the ability of the person
upon whom the burden is placed TO bear
the Same have been levied from the
formation of the government. So also
some authoritative thinkers and a num-
Der Of economic writer's contend that a
progressive tax is more just and equal
than 2 proportional one In the absence
OF constitutional limitation the ques-
tlon whether 1t is or is not is legislative
and not judicial.
The grave consequences which 1t is
asserted must arise in the future II the
right 10 levy progressive tax be rec
ogniZed involves in its ultimate aspect
fhe mere assertion that free and repre-
sentative government is a failure, and
that the grOsSest abuses of power are
1oreShadowed unless thu courts usurp
purely legislative function. If case
Shonid ever arise where an arbitrary
and confiscatOry eXaction is imposed
bearing the guise of q progressive or
a'y plueI form OF lax, II Will De Time
enough TO consider whether the judicial
power can afford a remedy by applying
inherent and fundamental principles for
xhe protection of the individual, even
though there be no express authority in
the constitution to do so. That the law
which we have construed affords no
ground for the contention that the tax
imposed Is arbitrary and cnntiscatoiY is
Obvious
This decision represents a far-reaching
public policy with reference to taxation.
The tax on legacies and distributIve
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27

NEW YORK-Arrived: Lucania, Liver
pool. Sailed: State of Nebraska. GIas-
cow; Ans terdam, Rotterdam, via Be-
logne. Anchoria. Glasgow; Minneap-
2is, london; IVernia, Liverpool, Phoeni-
o IN; iI-E 5lipGTg; va Gherb2urg
Liverpool, New York
ANIW ERP-Sailed: Friesland, New York.
PHILADELPHIA Steamer Waesland
sailed for Liverpool $50 a m.
Observation-Disclosures Braemer, Port
LAND, Or. Previously City of Rio de
Janeiro. San Francisco. for Hong Kong.
LILY ERPOOI--Arrived: Campania, New
York
GENOA Arrived: Bolivia, New York.
HkEMltN Arrived: August Korff, from
Phiiade phia.
HONG KONG-Arrived: Previously, Nip
non MaTu. San Francisco, via Honolulu
ana Yokohama. Sailed 25th: Queen
Adelaide, from Hong Kong, Tacoma.
ia \ Rt-Sailed: La Bretagne. New York
SCI TIA MPION-Sailed: st. Paul New
York. Ei8 ChCrbourg
Southampton. New York
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27

pink about the gills. after his chivalrous
outburst. Three thousand inquisitive
mothers demanded his name, and three
thousand maternal hearts beat the faster
for sympathy with his noble sentiments.
The result Of It all was that Prof.
Chrisman's statement, that man alone
reasons and does not love, and woman
loves but does not reason, was disproyed
on the spot. The professor was convicted
Of having failed to exercise his reason
when he ventured to make such a state
ment before three thousand mothers in
convention assembled. and Tom Smith, of
Harlan. To-, demonstrated perfectly that
man is an unreasoning ANIMAL otherwise
he would never have given way to his
feelings as he did.
And, incidentally, it is highly probable
that Mrs. Tom Smith, of Harlan, To-, dem
onstrated that woman is a reasoning crea-
ture by Informing Tom Smith, Of Harlan,
To-, when she got him home that he had
made perfect fool of himself.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27

es the hope that Mr.. strouse may soon
return to us in renewed health, and.
whether here or elsewhere. that he may
continue to enjoy all the blessings and
advantages which the public identified
with charming personality during his
long residence in the city.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27
Olte St &tu21l Globe
BRANCH OFFICES.

New York. 10 Spruce St. Chas. H. Eddy
in Charge
Chicago No 81 Washington St. Harry
FraliCk. Mgr. Williams & Lawrence IN
Charge.
of the Globe, When Attending the Ex-
position, Are Invited to Call at the
Globe Office.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27
More Loot.

Freeborn County Standard.
If loot Is the main business of the Han
ma officeholders in Havana, what may we
expect is going on at Manila and in Porto
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27

The army buildings at Fort Hays, Kan
sas, have been given by congress to the
state for a normal school and expert
ment station. Fort Hays IS close to the
Indian country and yet the government
finds no need for it. Des Moines, Iowa,
is clamoring for a military post, how
ever. for protection from what? Per
haps from the inmates of the reform
school for girls at Mitchellville. No. the
whole thing is merely job for Congress-
man Hulrs friends.
The national Republican platforms of
1888 and 1892 declared most emphatically
against trusts and monopones. In 1895
when Hanna took control of the party
the question of rapacious combinations
was neglected. Now watch for a strad-
die in the platform of 1900. Hanna is
still boss, but he sees handwriting on
the wall.
Harpers Weekly recently described the
method used in taking the census, and
with it printed a portrait of Director
Merriam at His Desk The historical
value Of the portrait was impaired by
the fact that the picture was that of Mr.
Langley. census office subordinate, and
now the Weekly regrets that it was i'm
posed upon.
Harvard university is to entertain 800
Cuban school teachers for six weeks
this summer. They are to be brought
over and taken back by the war depart
ment on government vessels There are
states south of the Ohio river where
government money and public sentiment
could be used to better advantage. milne
own people" first.
Since the passage of the Porto Rican
bill in the teeth of so strong a popular
opposition, says Harper's Weekly, It has
seemed to the profaneIy disposed a little
as though the Republicans. on a pub
lic-be-d-d platform, might dispute
with the Democrats on a platform of
wot tell.
Commissioner Peck says the $4,000 gold
statue of Maud Adams is not artistic
and cannot be exhibited at Paris. They
say Maud is mad about It, and so Is
the designer, as well as the owners Of
the gold. Mr.. Peck is a Chicago man.
Nearly all the British generals in South
Africa have crossed the half century
mark Roberts is 6S, White is So. Clery
b. Buller 81, and French 60.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota-Fair and warmer Sunday
Monday fair. probably cooler; fresh to
northerIy winds, becoming variable
lcwa-PartN cloudy Sunday: probably
thunder storms and colder in southeast
portion. Monday fair; variable winds.
North DakOta-Fair Sunday; cooler in
western portion; Monday showers and
cooler: south to west winds.
South Dakota-Fair and warm Sunday;
Monday cooler. with fair in eastern. Mon
daV west winds
Montana-Showers Sunday; cooler in
western portion: Monday fair in western
norton: cooler and probably showers IN
eastern portion; westerly winds.
WisCOusn-Fair Sunday and Monday;
cooler in western portions; variable
winds
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27
ST. PAUL
RIVER BULLETIN.
1STERDAYS TEMPERATURFS

River forecast till a. m. Monday: The
MlsSissippi viii remain stationary or fail
slightly in he vicinity of st. Paul.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27

Nearly all the British generals in South
Africa have crossed the half century
mark Roberts is 68, White is 50. Clery
b2, Butler 81, and French Co.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27

Commissioner Peck says the $3.50. 900 gold
statue of Maud Adams is not artistic
and cannot be exhibited at Paris They
say Maud is mad about It. and so Is
the designer, as well as the owners of
the gold. Mr., Peck is a Chicago man.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27
SMART SHORT STORIES

A kind-hearted clergyman was lately
compelled to dismiss a gardener who
used to purloin his fruit and vegetables
For the sake of his wife and family, he
gave them a letter of recommendation
and this is how he worded it: q hereby
certify that A. B. has been my gardener
TOT over two years, and that during that
time he got more out of my garden than
any man L ever employed"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27

Red pepper. aside from its value as a
condiment, is of value In certain irritable
states of the stomach. In seasickness,
for example. broths. free from fat and
literally seasoned with red pepper. will
often relieve nausea and allow of other
food being taken. Tincture of capsicum
is also of value as a counter irritant. In
place of mustard. a few drops being
sprinkled on a cloth wrung out in hot
water and applied over the painful part.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-27
*SpnIIigl
OCEAN LINERS,

Washington time q p. m. St. Paul..
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1900-06-26
~. R.aaiaa Pea.ant.

Il II asserted by those who have
lived among them that the lowest
types Of modern European civilization
are probably the Russians. While
writer's and travellers vary as to the
future Of Russia nearly all are agreed
as to the utter degradation at present
of the Russian peasant He Is always
on the verge Of starvation and ID abb
solutely improvident. while his gross
and complete ignorance IL combined
with the most extravagant supersti-
tion. Like all low natures, he is thor
oughly distrustful Of reform, and ~ a
climax to his infirmities he 10 con-
firmed drinker.
Middle class In Russia there ID prac-
tically none. The small shopkeepers
combine exorbitant charges with
shameful usury. Manufacturers and
producers are nearly al foreigners,
and the larger trade Of the country u
chiefly In German hands. Education
may after the lapse Of several genera
lions remove the inherent dullness Of
this people, but II win be no easy mat
ter to root out evils which are the
growth Of centuries Of serfdom and
distyum--OevelAnd Pain Doalk.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1900-06-26
DRYING PREPARATIONS

simply develop dry catarrh; they dry
up the secretions which adhere to the
membrane and decompose, causing far
more serious trouble than the ordinary
form Of catarTh. Avoid oil drying In
hslants and use that which cleanses,
soothes and heals. Ely's Cream Balm ID
such . remedy and WIN cure catarrh or
cold 10 The head easily and pleasantly.
All druegists osll Il nt 80 cents, or e
win y nailsd b. Ely Brothses, IS wan
m etrott, New Yofk.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1900-06-26
IN THE TIME or GREEN PEAS.
cREAx OF PEAS sour.

OhEAA VI E6Ao oOOAs
Cover one pint Of peas (shelled)
with cold water, cook until tender, sea-
soning with one teaspoonful Of salt and
q sprig Of mint. Remove oue-half OF the
peas and press through . sieve. Cook
thoroughly two tablespoonfuls Of nour
and the same Of butter and add TO
one Quart Of hot milk. Next cook to-
gether the pressed peas, this hot nix
with the Toured butter, and add the
water the peas were cooked In. Just
before serving, add . cup OF whipped
cream and the whole peas.
CHINESE RAGOuT.
Two cups Of cold cooked mutton
(chopped), one cup Of water, two table
spoonfuls Of butter, one cup OF green
peas, one chopped onion, = tcaspoonful
Of salt, opaehalf teaspoonful Of pepper.
Allow the 80 cook slowly one hour.
This orientnl dish should be served with
q border Of rice.
GREEN PEAS IN CRoUsTADEs.
Cook one quart Of fresh green peas
until tender. Mix one tablespoonful of
butter, three beaten egg-yolks, one cup
Of milk, pepper and salt to taste. Drain
the peas, add the milk and egg-yolks,
and pour boiling hot into croustades,
made after the following recipe:
cRoUsTADKs.
Cut ak slices Of bread one and one
half inches thick and remove the crusts
neatly. Cut them either square or OBJ
long as desired. Scoop out the inside,
leaving wall and bottom one-quarter
inch thick. Brush with two tablespoon
fuls Of melted butter; brown lightly 10
the oven.
BEEF SALAD WITH GREEN PEAS.
Line the dish In which you wish to
serve the salad with fresh, crisp lettuce
leaves, add two cups Of boiled or roasted
beef cut into small pieces, one-third cup
Of cooked white potatoes, also cut In
small pieces, and one-thlrd cup Of cook
ed peas. Season well with pepper and
salt and add liberal amount Of salad
dressing. Garnish with rings Of the
whites Of eggs, boiled hard. Serve very
cold.
MACEDONIA SALAD.
One cup Of cold string beans, one cup
Of cold boiled potatoes, both cut Into
small pieces, and one cup Of green peas
Mix thoroughly with salad dressing.
Gsrnish with small slices OF beets.
The addition OF cup OF hot well-sea.
soned peas to plain omelet quite trans
forms that commonplace dish.
PEAS WITH EGGS.
Cut cold hArd-boiled eggs through the
centre; remove the yolks neatly. Re-
heat leftover tender peas, drain, season
with pepper, salt, and little melted
butter. Pour carefully into the egg
whites. Serve on lettuce leaves, two
hslves to each plste.-Good Housekeep-
ing.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1900-06-26

The initials Of the following names win
spell the name OF an illustrious Amer
lean:
/. The surname Of one who was called
THE Grand Old Man" q The surname
OF one who was called The Apostle 20
the Indians" 3. The name Of one who
was called The Wonder Of the World. y
4. The name Of one who was called The
Incorruptible." 5. The name Of one who
was named The Lion Of the North" u.
The lnvincible Soldier" Z. The sur
name Of The Iron Duke" s. The sur
name OF The Old Man Eloquent" ..
The surname OF The Great American
Commoner." 10. The Father Of His
tory" II. A name given TO Ninetta
Crumrnles. Il. The Little Corporal"
Ii. The Prince Of Poets" IA. The sur
name OF "Old Rough and Ready" ID
The surname OF The Liberator." IL.
The surname OF The Kingmaker."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1900-06-26
THR CHARM or LIFE
Il Lost When the Burden b Too
Heavy

Life b hardly worth the living with the
never-ceasing aches and pains Of . bad
back. II you would remove the burden
Of backache. reach the cause-the kid
neys. Doau's Kidney Pills win cure SICK
kidneys, and the cure u lasting. Here
u proof Oft.
Mr.. Israel A. Morse, Of 10 Tyng street,
Newburypost, . member Of the Board OF
Aldermen for two years. and Common
Council for three years, says: my ex'
perience with and opinions Of Doan's
Kidney Pills which expressed through
our newspaper In 1895. after taking .
course Of the treatment. have not altered.
/ value that preparation more highly to
day than did when I first published my
statement. and that Il over three years
ago. To my personal experience can
add that Of many others In this city who
one and all coincide with me In saying
that Doan's Kidney Pills act - repre-
sented.'
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale BY al
dealers; price so cents . boHf Mailed
on receipt Of price by Poster. Ailburn
Co., Buffalo. N. ", sole agents for the
U.S.. Remember the name. Doan's. and
take no substitute.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1900-06-26
ORANGE sHoRrcAKE.
ICE CREAM.
PLAIN ICE CREAM.

One pint Of cream, two eggs, one cup
Of sugar, one pint OF milk, two table
spoonfuls Of -four, one tesspOOnful OF
salt. Boil the milk and cream, reserving
ne-fourth cup Of milk. Mix the -four,
salt, and sugar together, beat the eggs TO
froth, add sugar mixture and cold milk,
stir well, and add the boiling milk and
cream. Turn into q double boiler and
cook twenty minutes. Stir constantly.
Strain through q coarse strsiner. When
cold add the flsvoring and freeze.
QUICK ICE CREAM.
One quart Of cream, one cup OF sugar,
flavor to taste. Mix the sugar and
fisvoring with the cream until the sugar
is dissolved and strain into the freezer.
RICH ICE CREAM.
One quart of cream, four eggs, one
cup of sugar, favor. Heat the cream
over hot water, beat the yolks Of the
eggs well, add the sugar, and beat again.
Beat the whites stiff, add to the yolks
and sugar, and beat all together. Pour
into the hot cream. Turn into the double
boiler and cook, stirring constantly.
When the mixture is like custard and
the foam has disappeared, strain, add
the fisvoring and freeze.
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
Four cups Of sugar, two quarts OF
strawberries, one pint Of milk, three
pints of cream. Sprinkle two cups OF
the sugar over the berries, mash them
and let them stand until the sugar Is dis
solved. Strain through cheese cloth,
squeezing out all the juice, add the milk,
stirring as you add slowly, then add the
cream and sugar; the cream should first
be scalded and cooled. Freezs.
COFFEE ICE CREAM.
j One quart of rich cream, one-half pint
81 strong Mocha coffee, fourteen ounces
white pulverized sugar, yolks OF eight
eggs. Mix these ingredients In porce-
lsin-lined dish, place over the fire to
thicken, rub through hair sieve into the
dish, and freeze as usual.
CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM.
One quart Of rich cream, one-half
pound Of granulsted sugar, two ounces
Of chocolate, two teaspoonfuls extract
of vanilla. Rub the chocolate to q
smooth paste, FIRST adding little milk.
Stir all together and freeze.-Good
Housekeeping.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1900-06-26
No. i4a.-WilA Flower.

1. II two OF the primary colors were
buried together. what would come up!
2. IL xmartly dressed animal was
buried, what would come upl
3. II an animal and a part OF wearing
apparel were buried together. what would
come up,
4. II field and the opposite to sour
were buried together. what would come
up1
). If an article Of food and q small re
ceptaclc were buried together. what
would come up?