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Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-22

United States s. ,sa Land Office. Helena. Mont,
Van Dusen, whose postofiice address Is
Butte CITY,, Montana. has this day filed
his application for a patent for 1147.9 linear
westerly from the center of discovery shaft
OF the Copper Dream Lode Mining claim,
upon which a notice of intention to apply
! sR"s; 5 Mining ing d dissl(sa s ST Sa" Bow v ceane
Survey No. 5SO6, in fractional Township 8
North. Range Z West. and being more par
ticularly described as follows. to-wit:
Beginning at the northwest corner. which
is the point of intersection of the east end
line of Survey No. $40, and the south side
line of Survey No. 1901. a granite stone set
side, and marked 1896, for Corner No. /,
and from which the northeast corner Of
d aee + q i minutes mi y s;' E. T. ssoo. Si fee sea and m run ny
ming thence S; So degrees Sc minutes E. 34
feet; thence s. "a degrees 10 minutes E..
thence N. "a degrees IS minutes ". 1855
feet; thence N. Is degrees w. 2s3 feet to
the place OF beginning, containing an area
fict with Survey Nos. 1105 and 1106. not
claimed, leaving :43 aeses claimed by the
The original location of this claim is of
record in the Recorders office of Silver
Bow county, State of Montana in Book
amended location in Book "T," at page l53.
The adjoining claims to these premises
are Survey No. 1907, Granite Mountain
Lode, Lot, EOS, Eugene b. Sullivan ct al. APP
plicants, and Survey No. 146S, Tuolumne
Lode, Lot 203, Patrick H. Meagher appli-
Chief Lode, Lot 133, JOIN T. Collins appli-
cant, on the southeast; Survey No. 1923, Old
Joe Lode, Lot. IS, Henry s. Clark ct al. APP
Lode, Lot 1872, Anthony H. Hedley ct al. APP
plicants, on the SOUTH; Survey No. $40,
Edith May Lode, Lot 106, Augustus P. Van
Dusen ct al. applicants, on the west.
GEORGE d. GREENE,
Register.
SAMUEL BARKER, JR..
Attorney for Applicants.
First Publication May l., 1909
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-22
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Land Office. Helena. Montana. May il.
Notice is hereby given that Harry T.
Lewis, whose postoffice address is Butte,
Montana. has this day filed an application
Tor a patent for LAGOS linear feet. the same
Delng Tor 24O feet In a westerly and 1,22O.6
feet In an easterly direction from the point
OF discovery on the MARYLAND Lode Mining
Mining district, liver Bow county, Mon
tana, the position. course and extent OF
sald mining claim. designated by an off,
Township 3 North, Range I West, a notice
OF which was posted on the claim on the 4th
gay OF May. 1900. and being more parlicu-
iaTiy set forth and described in the official
neid notes and plat thereof on file in this
office as follows. to-wit:
a granite stone SxsxlS inches. set Is inches
deep. with mound of earth alongside, and
marked l-5S4b for Corner No. l. from which
boundary Of Section s. fractional Town
snip . North, Range Z West, bears south
grees s. minutes IHsI E. i 4 feet tn to Corner m 70 No. Ne.
3; thence s. IS degrees p minutes f. 80 feet
minute w. l463 feet to Corner No. /, the
place OF beginning. containing an area Of
IN IN e eonfi,e IT 'nls soE s"ryeS OF S Which am is IS acres sss
cluded and not claimed. leaving LIS acres
claimed by the applicant for patent.
Ac lOSdtOH Oh THIS NINE Is recorded In
the office OF the Recorder of Silver Bow
county. on page 1852. in Book IN" of Lodes.
Survey No. 4943. the East Golden Chief No.
2 Lode, William d. Thornton ct al. appli-
cants: on the northwest Survey No. 3O87,
the Code Chief Lode, Thomas Lloyd ct
al. applicants, and on the south Survey
NO. N7S, the Six O'Clock Lode, David Lewis
ct al. applicants.
GEORGE D. GREENE,
Register.
United States Claim Agent,
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-22
EXCURSION RATES REPUBLICAN
AND DEMOCRATIC CoNvEN-
TIONS.

Oregon Short Line viii sell June 10
and IA, Butte to Philadelphia and
return -. -. .......... ........sss 50
June 80 and July i, Butte to Kansas
Il City and return ................ 40 90
Arrangements are being mad to have
Montana delegation join Idaho, Utah,
Wyoming and Colorado delegates.
Take the Salt Lake-Denver route.
Ticket Office, No. 105 North Main
street, Butte. Mont. 49,
H. o. WILSON,
General Agent.
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funeral. and, I may add, did not par
ticular1y enjoy it. We did not attend the
grangers' picnic, and, as for paying you
for the eclipse of the moon, I'll be-"
LOCKER here! Do you mean to insinu-
ate that I'm tryin' to gouge YEP"
"Oh, no.; certainly not! But, by the
way, the present wealth of the United
States is estimated at 500, 900, OO0, 900, and
-er-'
"Wa-al?'
We'll, 1 WAS merely wondering If you
are trying to get it all at once!"
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-22
State Of Montana. in Book NJ. Of Lodes

State Of Montana, In Book en- Of Lodes.
page AZ.
The adjoining claims to these premises
are Survey No. 40SS. Bay Chief No. 2 @
Louisa A. Thornton applicant. on the north:
Survey No. 21Ol, Big Timber Lode. Lot 29S..
Henry McCloskey applicant. on the south.
east. and Survey No. 57l1. Granite Ridge
Lode, Henry Smith ct al. applicants, on the
west. Survey No. 2l02. Flag STAFF Lode,
Lot 2SS, Henry McCloskey applicant, and
survey 2l4, Belcher Lode, Lot 300, ohm
McC!oskey applicant, lie adjacent on the
GEORGE D. GREENE,
. Register.
SAMUEL BARKER, JR.,
Attorney for Applicants.
First publication April 16, 1909
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-22
NATURAL CAUSES.

In the absence Of Acting Coroner ]. NJ.
Kennedy, Justice of the Peace Frank Ken
nedy yesterday conducted an inquest over
the remains of Joseph r. McCreary, who
died Wednesday,.
J. J. Campbell, DR.. Stephens and J. A.
Hughes, the undertaken. testified.
The jury returned a verdict of death
from natural causes. The remains will be
shipped east to Columbus, Ohio. for burial.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-22
NOTICE.

I placed a card on my clock sign before
my former place of business, at 29 South
Main street, directing my customers to my
present address at PA East Park avenue.
The gentleman for the building maliciously
tore it off, therefor I use this means to
give the public my present address.
Respectfully,
L. S. VERBERCKMOEs,
Jeweler.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-22
the former owner, for $3.50, and another
mortgage to Mrs. G. D. Hoskinson for $500.

The members of the Epworth League ana
friends Of the society, numbering more
park today. They left the b., A. & p. depot
at 1880 a. m. on a special train consisting
of five coaches and q baggage car, in which
was placed the good things to eat and
temperate things to drink.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-22

Marshall 4. Double p~lays-Deisel to Swim
dells, Schils to DIESEL. Struck .out-By
Hughes 8. by Salisbury 3 Left on bases
A Ananea o. s 5e ess A. T. ,. III sSu, pf.Snefaa
Time of game-1:6O. U~mpire-Smith. At
tendance-6O0 Weatber-Fair.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-22

st. Mary's Academy, Deer Lodge.
iNThis institution offers to young ladies
etery$ advantage for home and school
comfort.
The course of study embraces all the
OF a perfect and refined du-
cation.
School term dates from the first Tues
day in September to the last Of June
For further information address
THE SISTER SUPERIOR
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-06-22
MINING APPLICATION NO. 41ss.

WI III. 1IxA1E1 HTSe
United States Claim Agent.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

The FAMINE In INDIA.-"Famine
from lack of rain is smiting 10000, ,00(
of our fellow beings. At this moment
death by sheer hunger and thirst
threatens one.sixth of that number
Thousands are starving each "a hours
In that stricken land, the heavens are
as iron and the earth as brass"
"Birds of the air drop lifeless from
the burning sky. Hundreds of thou
sands of cattle have already perished
In the absence of food and water, the
fiercest animals let 60 their hatreds, anc
helpless lie down together to die. The
decaying bodies of men and beasts
pollute both rivers and plains"
"And the woe has not yet reached
it's worst. Face to face with ever
such horrors still stand countless little
children and men and women whom
food will save. Thank God, relic
may almost instantly pass, by cable
from this land of plenty to that Indis
of starvation. Accordingly, only gifts
of money are solicited"
The foregoing is taken from tht
appeal which Is sent out to the press
of the country by committee which
is seeking to secure relief for tht
stricken people of India,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20
farl,1 aud firesiae.

SACRAMENTAL BREAD AND WINE
In keeping with requests made, the fol-
lowing recipes for bread and wine
which have been found good for use in
the Lords Supper are here given:
Make soft dough of sweet cream
and -four, adding little salt, and il
desired, little sugar; knead and roll
to about one-fourth of an inch in thick.
ness; then with a sharp knife cut half
through the dough in squares of about
one-half inch and bake in hot oven
Take we'll ripened grapes, pick from
the stems and cook in their own juice
strained through cloth thereby re,
moving all seeds, pulp, etc. then add
one quart of sugar to each gallon o1
Juice and boil, skimming off the sedi'
ment which arises. Put in bottles OF
glass cans while hot and seal up.
Or some prefer to crush the uncook'
ed grapes and after straining through
a cloth, add the sugar, boil, skim and
can up while hot.
If properly prepared and sealed, by
either of these methods it will keep
sweet for years by giving it the care
usually given to canned fruit.-P. b.
Campbell in Wesleyan Advocate.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

GAZE OF THE FEET.-Yery few wo'
men have really well-shaped feet, OF
if they have, they are generally an
noyed with corns or swellings. When
we consider how valuable 1t is for men
and women to have normal feet, 1t is
amazing how they are neglected. A
Boston lawyer, who has very advanced
ideas on this subject, allows his chill
dren to wear moccasins until they are
old enough to 90 to school. Then
their shoes are made of the softest kid
and the soles the width Of the foot. In
summer they resort to their moccasins
again, and the result is that all of bis
children are said to have as perfect
feet as baby. Some say that the
cause of a great deal of trouble is
wearing a black stocking. The heat
from the foot extracts the dye and
causes an irritant poison, even though
the foot is not discolored. The feet
should be carefully bathed every night
and then rubbed with little alcohol
The result of this care would be very
beneficial.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

The PART SHE DIDN'T LIKE.-The
other day wee little woman who lives
in a suburb, saw and heard donkey
for the first time, says the Cincinnati
Enquirer. She talked about it contin'
ually after getting home.
1t was "good donkey" it was also
a "beautiful donkey" In fact, the
child went completely through hel
small store of adjectives. And when
her father came home at night he
heard the adjectives all over again.
"And 80 you liked the donkey, dar'
ling, did you ?" he asked, taking the
tiny lass on his knee.
"Oh, yes, papa, I liked him. That
is, liked him pretty we'll, but 1 didn't
like to hear him donk."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

VERY "ABsENT-M1NDED" INDEED
A surgeon who is often absent.minded
was dining at the house of friend.
"Doctor," said the lady of the
house, "as you are 80 clever with the
knife, we must ask you to carve the
leg of mutton"
"With pleasure" was the reply.
And setting to work, he made q
deep incision in the joint of meat
Then (whatever was he thinking
aboutY he drew from his pocket q
bundle of lint, together with several
linen bandages, and began to bind ul
the "wound" in due form.
The guests were stricken dumb al
the sight. But he, still deeply ab,
sorbed in thought, suddenly looked
up and remarked, triumphantly:
"With rest and care he will soon be
better !'.Tid-Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

AHEAD ON PRAYERs.-A Bishop
travelling in the depth of winter, came
to house ola presiding elder to spend
the night. The weather was bitterly
cold and the bedroom into which the
Bishop was shown had thick coating
of ice on the windows. The elder
waited to see the Bishop safely be-
tween the feather beds. But when the
Bishop, half frozen, jumped into bed
without stopping to say his prayers
the elder demonstrated with him.
"You have forgotten to say your
prayers" he said.
"No," answered the Bishop. 81 al
ways keep prayed up in preparation
for nights that are as cold as this"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20
ECZ r MA.
ITCHING 81
.Hu 0RS 80

Painful, unsightly eruptions, scabs and
scales, itching sensation, prickling pains,
thin, diseased blood, bumps, and dirty
specks on the skin, pimples, boils, pale
skin, eating sores and ulcers, skin and
blood humors cured by taking Botanic
Blood Balm (B.B.B.). All the sores quickly
heal and blood is made pure and rich by its
use. Deep seated, obstinate, cases that
resist Doctors and patent medicine treat
ment yield to Botanic Blood Balm (B .B.B.)
The most perfect Blood Purifier made. 80
years old. Try it. For sale by Druggists.
81. per large bottle, including complete
directions for home treatment.
Send cents to pay postage on Free Trial
Bottle. BLOOD BALM CO., Atlanta, Ga.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

tend Its line from Cherryville to Kings
Mountain. All citizens are requested
to be present and make the meeting a
success. ':''''.:'The young son of Mrs.
Violet Ware, of Elbethel, was seriously
hurt by fall from a tree few days
ago. A fence extended beneath the
tree and in falling his face struck a
paling, which inflicted a very severe
and dangerous wound, making hole
almost through. He had not climbed
much distance up in the tree or he
would have instantly been killed. We
hope that he Is not injured beyond
this face wound, which will no doubt
heal rapidly.
/GAST0N-Gastonia News, June Is
formon elders got off the train at
Lowell Wednesday at noon ). but in a
few minutes they received a letter ad.
vising them to make their stay very
short. They seemed to know, when
they were given good advice. sCards
are out announcing the marriage of
Miss Lille Glenn, in Rock Hill, to Mr..
]. w. Summerlin, next Thursday, June
21st. Miss Glenn is the daughter OF
DR.. ]. A. Glenn, of Rock Hill, and is
well known here. ......".The members
of the band met over the Elite grocery.
The band is no longer speculation
but certainty. Mr.T. M. Fayssoux
will be captain, and the other mem.
bers are Prof. 8. Schulz, Y. Wilson, F,
Wilson, Chas. Ford, W. T. johnson, F,
W. Bradley, NJ. Wilkinson, Y. G,
Grier, F. N. Kendrick, ]. r. Fayssoux
and p. NJ. Henderson. There is some
good material In this band and we
hope it will be properly utilized, and
we will soon have one of the best
bands in the state. Prof. 8. Schulz
will probably move here from Char
lotte.
CHEROKEE-The Ga&ney Ledger,
June Is: q. T. Spencer, who was con.
victed in February, 1899, for violation
of the dispensary law and sentenced
to pay fine of 800 or serve three
months on the chain gang, was pardon.
ed on the 18th instant, by Governor
McSweeney. Spencer had paid $75 OF
the fine and the governor has relieved
him from paying the remainder, $25.
Colonel T. B. Butler, secured the par
don for Spencer. ....'..."The baseball
boys are getting in earnest now, Ev-
erv afternoon thew 90 down to the
ball ground and climber up." We
have a "crack-a-jack" all home team,
and every lover of the sport should
encourage them in their efforts to give
Gafney good ball.'"""'Iohn Fernan.
deg, a colored boy, was struck on the
head by rock few nights ago. 1t
has been reported several times that he
was dead ; but on the contrary. he
seems to be on fair way to recovery.
The blow was q severe one, and bad
1t been on any other part of the body,
might have proved fatal but Johns
skull is made of "sterner stutf."''''''"
fast Tuesday afternoon, at the home
If the brides mother, Gn Limestone
avenue, Miss Ollie Tillotson and Mr..
Killian were united in marriage by
Revs. 8. T. Creech and B. P. Robert
son. The wedding was very quiet
affair, and none but a few intimate
friends of the bride and groom were
present.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

VIRTUES OF COAL OIL.-Try the
virtues of coal oil. A few drops on
cloth, moistened first with water, pol
ishes windows and mirrors, removes
dust from paint and furniture. Equal
parts of linseed oil (boiled) and coal
oil polishes oiled furniture and floors
also, cleanses painted floors. A table:
spoonful in boiler of clothes is equal
to the best washing compound. Two.
thirds milk and one-third oil, well
shaken, is the best remedy for rose
bugs. Kerosene removes lice from
poultry and cures scaly legs. Wash
perches with it now and then. Some
times it is quite effeotual in curing
sore throat, rubbing on outside with
the hand. This, however, is only for
sore throats from cold, as sore throat
with fever and pain needs physician
every time. Best medical authority
advises coal old for hair tonic, rubbing
in scalp thoroughly with ends of fin
gers, applying at least once month
The odor quickly passes away. Moth.
ing better for cleaning zinc and tin.-
S. B. Rowerman.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

BUrTERMILK YEAsT.-For the best
yeast ever made, the day you churn
take one pint of fresh buttermilk and
put in stewpan to boil. When it
boils stir in enough white corn meal to
make like thick cruel. Let it boil up
we'll; then remove from the fire and
let cool. When milk-warm, stir into
this one cup good yeast, and set in a
warm place to rise. In two hours it
should be nice and light; then thicken
with cornmeal and make into cakes.
Do not put one bit of salt, sugar, -four
or hops in this yeast nothing but but
termilk, meal and the yeast you put
in to raise it. Make bread the same
as with hop yeast. In making new
yeast use cup of this yeast to start
with.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

AN ATTRACTIVE IMITATIoN.-He
GA funny thing happened up at the
Blimbers the other night. May Blim-
bers, you know, is quite whistler, and
she walked over to the piano and sat
down, and was just going to whistle
her best piece"
She-"Yes; 60 on"
He-"Charley Linseed was there,
and he didn't know about her whist
ling talent. And so, when she looked
up at him with her mouth all puckered
he thought it was an invitation and
he kissed her."
She-"Did he? Was-was it puck.
cred like this?
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20
Auruurpl1s department.
BLIND AS A BAT.

David Harum was a good horse
trader, but a recent transaction in
horse flesh which was made by well
known Memphian, shows that there
are others who know how to get the
long end of a horse trade. Several
weeks ago this Memphis man saw g
fine buggy horse, which he thought he
wanted. He located the owner and
asked the price.
"One fhy," was the reply. After
looking the animal over closely and
trying her speed, he concluded it was
a good trade and without more ado
wrote check for the amount. The
next day he found that the mare was
as blind as bat but this did not hin
der her speed or detract from hel
general appearance. He drove the
animal for several weeks and succeed
ed in attracting the admiration of an
other lover of horse flesh, who made
proposal to purchase.
"Well," said the Memphian, 81 gave
$3.50 for her but will let you have
her for $685."
The prospective owner looked the
animal over and concluded he had
bargain. He paid over the money and
took the mare. When the animal was
unhitched, the first thing she did was
to run against post, and then, by way
of emphasizing the fact that she was
blind, fell over barrel. The next day
the buyer came back to the Memphiau
with blood in his eye.
"Colonel, you know that mare you
sold me-" he began. "Well she's stone
blind -.
81 know it," replied the colonel
with an easy air.
"You didn't say anything to me
about it," said the purchaser, his face
reddening with anger.
"Well I'll tell you," replied the col
onel. "That fellow who sold her te
me didn't tell me about it, and l jus'
concluded that he didn't want il
known"
The newcomer took his medicine
and is now on the lookout for a friend
On whom he can even things.-Mem
phis Scimitar.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

ANovEL CURE For INsoMN1A.-A
novel remedy for insomnia is to try to
picture another person asleep. 1t is
claimed that the more clearly the 9th
er PERSONS sleep is pictured the stron
ger becomes the subjective feeling o.
drowsiness. Give up trying to sleep
Directly you cease to strive for sleep
to wish ardently for it-a strain is
taken off the brain, the body will rest
because the mind is no longer prevent
ing it, and sleep will be the happy
result. 1t is the anxiety for sleep and
the worry about its absence, far more
than the sleeplessness itself, that causes
the feeling of prostration which fol-
lows sleepless night.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

UNsLACKED LIME FOR RATs.-A
correspondent of The Country Gentle.
man says that to keep rodents out of
oats, stake unslacked lime, just sprin-
kle it over the floor or platform on
which one will put his grain, then a
layer or sheaves and another liberal
spread of lime. Continuein like man
ner, lining each layer of grain to the
last, not smothering the last layer, and
that is all there is to it. I keep rats
and mice out of my corn cribs in the
same way and it is invariably a sue.
cess. I also keep large quantities of
unthreshed oats in barn free from rats
and mice the same way. One barrel
of unslacked lime is enough for 1000
or 5000 bushels of corn or eight tons
of sheaf oats"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

REMOVING RUST FROM WHITE
GooDs.-After trying many ways l at
last found the following successful and
extremely simple method of removing
iron rust. Wash the article in the usu-
al manner, and when it is ready to be
boiled tie a little cream of tartar in the
rust spot, and when the article is boiled
and rinsed the rust spot will have dis
appeared.-Mrs. W. A. Gwynn.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20
HOME. MADE GINGER ALE.-A sir

HOME. MADE GINGER ALE.-A sim
pie way of making ginger ale is to
boil fresh ginger root in water, an
ounce of the root to each gallon OF
water. Just as you take it from the
fire, and after it is quite spicy, add the
grated yellow rind of half lemon.
When cold, strain add to each gallon
a pound of sugar and the juice of two
lemons. Dissolve half a yeast cake,
add it to the mixture, and let it fer.
ment for about three hours. Bottle,
cork, and tie down the corks.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

The ENGLISH ANIMAL-Teacher-
Now, Johnny, you know the eagle
stands for America. What animal typi-
fies Great Britain?
Johnny-I dunno.
Teacher-Oh, yes, you do! Think
for a moment. 1t begins with a."
Johnny (eagerly)-Lobster.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

INA QUANDARY.-The woman was
visibly perturbed. So much 80, indeed
that one were fain to inquire the cause
"Only this," said she. "Ten years
ago I told the census taker was o. y
eyes,"
"And now I've found out that the
same man has the same place again
l wonder how good his memory is?'-
Indianapolis Press.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

THE PHILOSOPHER ExPLAINs.-Lit-
tie Charley-Papa, what is broad
mindedness
His Dad-Agreeing with headstrong
people when you know they are
wrong.-Tit-Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1900-06-20

The KIND HE WAs.-"Good morn
ing! How do you do this morning p
said the duck, meeting the hen.
"None of your business" said the
hen, "you are no doctor"
"Quack !" squaked the duck angri'
ly.
"That's what I said," cackled the
hen.-Detroit Free Press.