Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1900-03-30


He Fears the Domestic Political Ont
look and Thinks 1t Advisable to
sCum Out Solid Fer Those nv Our
Friends Hoo Air Raisin the Devil
In Uther Parts nv the World"
BURo Nv 1NFERMAsHUN,
WAsH1NaToN. D. 9.
tn the Editur:
Ez the time approaches fer holdin
the Dimicratic nashunal ~convenshunf
we air hevin moar and moar trubble
tn agree upon emmy plan tibet IL com
~prehensiv enuH tn fool the people Nv
the Yoonited Stats intu votin the DIM
icratic ticket agin. We hav talked over
all the old issoos and burid sum uveem..
and tried tn dig up sum alreddy plant
ed, but wen we hey stood EN- all up
and submitted EN- tn the scrootiny Nv
the Dimicratic feeders hoo hang around
these headquarters. we hev failed tn find
one upon witch we kin base emmy hope
nv winnih.
Nv late hev bin. thinkin It wood be
q good ides- tu. drop everything relatin
tu this Immediate kountry. and cum
out solid fer those Nv our, trends hoo
air raisin the devil In luther parts nv
the world. We seem tn hev q better.
held In sum sfurrin parts than we du
at home. WHARF we air best known.
The Fillipeenoze hev bin lo0kin TIA us
fer aid and cumfert. between shots.
and we hev bin givin EN- the best sam.
pies nv sympathy we Good send em.
We hey succeeded In formin sum small
clubs NV ministers and old q1aids. and
FStha hev sraisedsthe temperatoor IN, sum,
places vile discuaSin annexashun and
Imperialism. Tina he'd the help Nv s N.
ators Hoar and Billy Mason and a few
uthers hooze ~iniosence wuz confined
mostly tn themselves. but the elecshun.
returns wuz not mulch intetfered with
bi EN-. Think 1t wood be ~reezonably
safe tn count upon the F%illipeenoze ez
DiMicratic allies. but tina amt In emmy
posishnn.t tn help ma Tha.scan't vote, In
season tn be Nv emmy. use tn MS. and
thare may not be enu6 Nv EN- left tn
be Nv mulch account II tina Good vote.
But we want tn sho EN- tibet our harts
air troo tn ON. and tibet we air agin all
their Republican oppressers from Nc
Kinley down.
The South African Bears are also
deservin ~ our gratitood-fer tina air
holdin out agln England hoo Il despiz.
ed bi all Dimicratic Irishmen. Eng
land IL also the place WHARF the Roths.
childs and the luther CRATE munney
kings Nv the world Sit c~ross-legged
ontu their stacks Nv gold. and plan
how tn squeeze the jooice out nv laber
in this kountry vile the toilin millyuns
tail. bpin e~nslaved hi F4erpont Morgan
and Mark Hanna. 1t hez bin like a
ray Nv lite In d dark sellar. at our
Dimicratic headquarters. tn heer NV the
defects Nv the English army. and tn be
asshoored tibet 1t kin maik no stand
agins thetYpld yI,ntcarARonr. MI: Dom
Paul Kro0ger. Next til hperin Nv ar
Amerikin setback IN thA Fillipeens.
nothin hez composed orr .feelins 40
mulch ez tn heer tibet the. English hez
been lickt. We punched a hole thru !:
ten cent pjctur Nv Queen Victoria. and
passed a set Nv r~esolsoshuns indorsin
whuteyer Old Kroeger wants. l wish
we Good hev him in this kountry tn
\ Iced off in the Bryan campane, mex
: summer. and go on the tail Nv the tick
ct ez the runnin mate NV our own free
silver Bore.
In this way we kin git rid Nv sum is
soos in the presidenshal campane the
we: don't. want tn discuss. and throw
our sympathy fer the Fillipeenoze.. the
Bears, and uther ~variegated heetheI
thet needs it. I do not fergit tibet, e,
a rool, perlitikal parties In the Yoonit
ed Stats hoo simpathize with the enc
mics Nv the kountry hev bin badly de
feeted; but whut kin the Dimicrati,
party du better than tn git ava frun
! all home questyuns tibet hez upset
at neerly every recent e%lecshun? Xii
we go befoar the kountry on the tariff
wen all our predicshuns hev bin dis
? credited in every custom house ant
corner grocery? Sooicide wood be full
compared tn SIGH foolishness. Kin w,
: fool the people emmy longer on the fire.
silver issoo? 1t don't look ez tho W
Good wen we can't fool our w mem
: bers Wv kongress. and wen tina fly tn
coop and vote with the Republicans o.
! the currency bill ez tina did a fe-
weeks ago.. Thet wuz a most distress
in Incident jest ez we he'd got the wire
9 laid tn hev sum Nv the goldbugs 10
: over tn Bryan!
' If we air obliged tn refer tn emmy
= thing goin on In this kountry, ! thin
: we shall hev tn fire all our ammun'
Q shun at the trusts. We must trane a
: our big guns ontu tibet m target an
y take, the chances. We must declar
tibet we. air agin EN-, root and branch
Q altho we hev neerly all our rich Dim
Gratis intu EN- ez deep ez tina kin git II
Thet seems tn be the prevalent opir
q yum here In Washington WHARF q FEY
NV us will be expected tn finally d.
= eide whut the party shall swaller an
how it shall swaller it. The old liners