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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
BURLINGTON ROUTE.
Chicago Special Changes Time

On and after Sunday, April 20, the
Burlington's Chicago Special for Oma-
ha, Chicago, st. Joseph and st. Louis
will leave Denver at 4 p. m. in place Of
$50 q. m. as heretofore.
The change is made in response to .
very general demand on the part of the
travelling public for a fast afternoon
train from Denver to the East.
The new hour of departure Is better
than the old one in many ways. It
means that one can now make the LOCO
mile journey from Denver to Chicago
or st. Louis with the loss Of but n
business day.
1t means, too, that n can leave prac-
tically any point in eastern Colorado at
a convenient hour and arrive at Denver
in plenty of time to connect with the
Chicago Special.
OF the Chicago Special itself 1t IL un-
necessary to say more than that 1t has
no superior anywhere. Neither in speed,
comfort nor reliability 10 1t surpassed
by any other train on the continent.
G.. w. vALLERY, Genl Agt.,
1889 Seventeenth st.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
A %Gorgeously Bound

Work Of art has just been issued in
New York at an outlay of rel 500, 900,
for which the publishers desire a man.
ger in this county, also a good solicit
tor; good pay to right party. Nearly
100 full-page engravings, sumptuous
paper; illuminated cover and bindings;
over 200 golden lilies in the morocco
bindings; nearly 100 roses in the cloth
bindings. Sells at sight; presses run
ming day and night, so great Is the
sale. Christian men and women MAX
ing fortunes taking orders. Rapid pro-
motions. One Christian woman made
clear $500 in four weeks taking orders
among her church acquaintance and
friends. Write US. 1t may lead to a
permanent paying position to manage
our business and look after our large
correspondence, which you can attend
to right at your home. Address H.. A.
Sherman, General Secretary, Is and II
West Forty-second street, New York.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
FREE OF

Any adult suffering from a cold settled
on the breast, bronchitis, throat or
lung troubles of any nature, who will
call at Ireland's Drug Store will be pre-
sented with a sample bottle of Bosch
ee's German Syrup, free of charge. On
ly one bottle given to n person. and
none to children without order from
parents. No throat or lung remedy ev-
er had such a sale as Boschee's German
Syrup in all parts of the civilized world.
Twenty years ago millions of bottles
were given away, and your druggists
will tell you its success was marvellous.
It is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi-
clans. One rs cent bottle will cure or
prove it's value. Sold by dealers in all
civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
The Nicaragua Canal.

When built will prove the link between
prosperity and many people. The farm
ers in the extreme east, as well as those
in the extreme west, will perhaps profit
by it most. 1t will prove a blessing to
humanity in general, improving the con-
dftion of the nation, as Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters has thai of the individual.
The Bitters are for everybody, but par
ticularly for those who do not possess
health. There have been many cases of
dyspepsia and indigestion cured by this
medicine. Nothing to equal this remedy
has ever been discovered for ailments of
the stomach, liver, bowels or kidney.
You will find that it will cleanse the
blood and sharpen the appetite. See
that a private revenu stamp covers
the neck of bottle,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03

those we love. Why not mil fortune as
well s ulM it for the child?
The greatest fortune any mother can
bestow on her child is a healthy body
and a happy mind, and with this great
fortune every mother may endow the
child if she will. The child's stock of
health is what the mother supplies. The
weak and worried woman has a very
the baby.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
makes mothers healthy and happy. 1t
does away with the misery of morning
sickness. 1t strengthens the nerves,
gives the body a feeling of b~uoyancy,
makes the mind cheerful, gives vigor
and elasticity to the organs peculiarly
feminine, and baby's advent to the world
10 free from danger and painless.
my first two babies were still-born, and I
suffered every thing but DEATH writes Mrs.
Euphemia Falconer, Of Trent, Muskegon Co.,
was three months along with my third child I
was taken with hemorrhage or flooding and
came near having a miscarriage from female
weakness. For two months I was under the
care Of our doctor, but was getting weaker all
the time until I sent and got three bottles of
: Favorite Prescription improved fast and
continued to take your medicine until baby was
born, and he Is healthy and all right. My
health has been good ever since. I now weigh
I6s pounds"
There is no alcohol, whisky or other
intoxicant in "Favorite Prescription"
neither does it contain any opium or
other narcotic.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets do not re-
act on the system They are a perfect
medicine.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
AUGUST FLOWER.

1T is a surprising fact" says Prof.
Houton, that in my travels in all parts
have met more people having used
Green's August Flower than any other
remedy, for dyspepsia, deranged liver
and stomach, and for constipation. l
find for tourists and statesmen, or for
persons filing office positions, where
headaches and general bad feelings
from irregular habits exist, that Green's
August Flower is a grand remedy. 1t
does not injure the system by frequent
use, and is excellent for sour stomachs
and Indigestion" Sample bottles free
at Ireland's Drug Store. Sold by deal
ers in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03

at is with a good deal of pleasure and
satisfaction that I recommend Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy" says Druggist A. w. Saw
telle, of Hartford, Conn. "A lady GUS
toner, seeing the remedy exposed for
sale on my showcase, said to me: I
really believe that medicine saved my
life the past summer while at the shore,
and she became SO enthusiastic over its
merits that I at once made UP my mind
to recommend 1t in the future. Recently
a gentleman came into my store so ov-
ercome with collie pains that he sank
at once to the floor. I gave him a dose
of this remedy, which helped him. !
repeated the dose, and in fifteen minutes
he left my store smiling. informing me
that he felt as we'll as ever. Sold by
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
A Customers Ears.

"Are you the manager of this store,
sir?
/ am one of the managers. Is there
anything can
| want to know if you teach your
clerks to insult customers!
Has one of our clerks been insulting
you?
Yes, sir. When | asked this young
woman to show me some ear mufs she
said she hadn't any that were large
enough for me.
Miss Billhorn, did you tell him that?
Yves. sir. And it's true. We haven't
any half big enough.
Young woman, l have told you always
to tell the truth about the goods you
sell, but l have never instructed you to
tell any unpleasant truths about your
customers. Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03

Socorro-Prof. F. A. Jones: Crops
generally looking well. Plenty of water
in the river. Fruits, especially %apricots.
were slightly injured, but a good yield
Is still expected. Highest temperature.
IS degrees; lowest, "a; no rain.
Springer-L. Hines: A cold and I'M
favorable week. The highest tempera-
ture, II degrees; lowest, 81; precipita-
ton, 0.63.
Weber-E. H. Biernbaum: Variable
weather, with cold nights. Gardens are
growing well; wheat and oats are up;
corr planting has begun. Plenty of wa
ter in the bitches and creek. Cattle are
very poor, but the spring prospects are
most promising for stock and crops.
r. M. HARDINGE,
Section Director.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
STORY OF A SLAVE.

To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains of disease Is the worst
form Of slavery. George D. Williams,
of Manchester. Mich, tells how such a
slave was made free. He says: my
wife has been SO helpless for five years
that she could not turn over in bed
alone. After using two bottles of Elec-
trio Bitters, she is wonderfully i'm
proved and able to do her own work."
This supreme remedy for female dis
eases quickly cures nervousness, sleep
lessness, melancholy, headache, back
ache, fainting and dizzy spells. This
miracle working medicine Is a godsend
to weak, sickly, rundown people. Every
bottle guaranteed. Only so cents. Sold
by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
Greater Than He.

1t was at a recent big review of the
G. A. R. that a certain pomp0us state
senator found himself, on arriving late,
on the outskirts of the crowd. Being
anxious to obtain a good view for him
self and some ladies who accompanied
him, and presuming that he was well
known to the spectators. he tapped a
burly gripman, who vas taking a day
off, IN the shoulder and said in a peremp-
tory tone: make way there!'
"Who are We pushin'? Was the unex
pected response.
do you know who 1 am, sir" cried
the indignant statesman. I'm a rep
resentative of the people,"
''G'wan! that amt nothin', growled
the gripman: "we're the bloomin' people
themselves"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
PREVENTED A TRAGEDY.

Timely information given Mrs. Get-.ge
Long, of New Straitsville. Ohio, pre-
vented a dreadful tragedy and saved
two lives. A frightful cough had long
kept her awake every night. She had
tried many remedies and doctors, but
steadily grew worse until urged to try
DR.. Kings New Discovery. One bottle
wholly cured her, and she writes this
marvellous medicine also cured Mr..
Long of a severe attack of Pneumonia.
Such cures are positive proof of the
matchless merit of this grand remedy
for curing all throat, chest and lung
troubles. Only SOC and $1.0O. Every bot
tie guaranteed. Trial bottles free at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
GLORIOUS NEWS

Comes from DR.. D. B. Cargile, of Wash
lta, I. 7. He writes: -Four bottles of
Electric Bitters has cured Mrs. Brewer
of scrofula, which had caused her great
suffering for years. Terrible sores would
break out on her head and face. and the
best doctors could give no help; but her
sure is complete and her health is ex-
cellent." This shows what thousands
have proved-that Electric Bitters is
the best blood purifier known. It's the
supreme remedy for eczema, letter, salt
rheum, ulcers, boils and running sores.
It stimulates liver, kidneys and bowels.
expels poisons, helps digestion, builds
up the strength. Only so cents. Sold by
Fischer & Co., druggists. Guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
BEWARE OF A COUGH.

A cough is not a disease, but a symp-
which are the most dangerous and IA
tai diseases, have for their first indica-
ton a persistent cough, and if properly
treated as soon as this cough appears
Remedy has proven wonderfully sue
c~essful, and gained it's wide reputation
and extensive sale by it's success in cur
ing the diseases which cause coughing.
a cent. For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03

Proposals for dormitory, mess hall and hos
pital buildings. Department Of the Interior
Office of Indian Affairs, Washington, D. c.
April IS, 1~9O.--Sealed proposals, endorsed
and addressed to the Commissioner of Indian
Affairs. Washington, ID. c. will. be received
at the Indian Office until 2 O'Clock. p. m. of
materials and labor required to construct and
conn lete three buildings at the Fort Lewis
Indian School, Col. in strict accordance with
plans, specifications and instructions to bid
Offices Of the 'Herald'' Of Durango, Col, the
Republican" OF Denver, Col. the 'Citizen'
of Albuquerque, N. NJ, the New Mexican" of
Santa Fes N. NJ, the Builders' 4 Traders Ex-
ers' Exchange, Milwaukee,, Wis the North
western Manufacturer Association, St. Paul,
Mimi, and at the school,. For further infor-
nation apply to T. H. Breen, Supt., Indian
School, Hesperus, Col. W. A. Jones, Commits
siOn0r,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
One Minute Did It.

During a lesson in a medical college
the other day one of the students, who
was by no means a dullard, was asked
by the professor. "How much is a dose
Of" giving the technical name Of
croton oil.) ga t%easpoonfuI," was the
ready reply.
The professor made no comment, but
he student a quarter of an hour later
realized he had made o mistake, and
ltraightwith said:
Professor, l want to change my an
swer to that question"
"It's too late, sir" responded the pro-
lessor, looking at his watch; "your pa
tent has been dead IA minutes"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03

Miss Florence Newman, who has been
a great sufferer from muscular rheu-
matism, says Chamberlain's Pain Balm
is the only remedy that affords her re-
lief. Miss Newman is a much respected
resident of the village of Gray, N. Y,
and makes this statement for the bene-
fit of others similarly afflicted. This lin
iment is for sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
A Wifaly Admiration.

A lady said the other day to her sew
ing woman, whose husband is in the
South African army. Well, Mary you
must be glad to think your husband will
oon be with you again.
She got the answer: Lor, no, mum! l
don't want him back ye. l don't want
him back till he's covered with glory
an eye out, or something like that
London Tid-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
YOUR FACE

Shows the state Of your feelings and
the state of your health as well. I'm
pure blood makes itself apparent in a
pale and sallow complexion, Pimples
and Skin Eruptions. II you are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have q
healthy appearance, you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. It cures all blood
diseases where cheap Sarsaparillas and
so-called purifiers fail; knowing this,
we sell every bottle on a positive guar
antee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
IT SAVED HIS LEG.

P. A. Danforth, of La Grange. Ca,
suffered intensely for six months with
4 frightful running sore on his leg, but
writes hat Bucklen's Arnica Salve
wholly cured it in ten days. For Ulcers,
Wounds, Burns, Boils, Pain or Piles it's
the best salve in the world. Cure guar
anteed. Only Csc. Sold by Fischer &
Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
Natrimony in Ohio.

Within a week more than half a dozen
persons in Ohio have gone directly from
the divorce court to the marriage altar
Some day, perhaps the divorce laws will
be amended so that people cannot use
them at their pleasure and convenience
to break the bonds of matrimony that
were lightly assumed in the first place.
Leader.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
Unterri6ed.

Go away from here, exclaimed the wo-
man on the front step. II you don't I'll
set the dog on you.
Madam, said Wandering Mike, yer
threats do not terrify me. If yer dogs
muzzled, he can't bite. An if he amt
I'll report him to de ~police.-Washington
Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03

II had stomach trouble twenty years
and gave up hope of being cured till I
began to use Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t
has done me so much good I call the
savior of my life" writes w. r. Wilkin-
son, Albany, Tenn. 1t digests what you
eat. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
BIsMARcK.s IRON r

Was the result of his splendid health
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach. Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out of order.
If you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring. use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power Of
brain and body. Only 25c at Fischer &
Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03

B~iliousness is a condition character
lied by a disturbance of the digestive
organs. The stomach is debilitated, the
liver torpid, the bowels constipated.
There is a loathing of food, pains in the
bowels, dizziness, coated tongue and
vomiting, first of the undigested or
partly digested food and then of bile.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's allay the disturbances of the stom-
ach and create a healthy appetite. They
also tone up the liver to a healthy &C.
ton and regulate the bowels. Try them
and you are certain to be much pleased
with the result. For sale by A. c. Ire
land.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03

J. G. Kennedy, Roanoke, Tenn, says:
II cannot a too much for DeWitt's
Hazel Salve. One box of 1t cured what
the doctors called an incurable ulcer on
Jaw" Cures piles and all skin dis
eases. Look out for worthless imita-
lions. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
Of Course, They Are.

Mrs. Diggs-I wouldn't keep those
p~eacocks If l were you. They are apt
to cause trouble.
Nj. Diggs-Why, how cal they?
Mrs. Diggs-Well, they are always
spreading tails, you know.-Chicago
News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
To1n,nie's Experiment,

His mamma put some camphor balls
Into her furs and muff:
So Tommie put some camphor balls
Into the poodle, Fluff.
The furs were all turned inside out,
And then packed out of sight,
And Fluff, the poodle, followed suit,
To Tommie's great delight.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03

V pieces extra sheeting. "a, extra
heavy.
2 hair clippers, No. 2.
l hair clipper, neck.
Il gross china buttons, assorted sizes.
400 ID c%urrants.
*43 boxes soap. superior quality.
W doz. counterpanes, 70 inches wide.
Il doz counterpanes, 60 inches wide.
"6 rolls oak-tanned sole leather, No. /,
10 sides to roll, 81 to 80 ID per side
clear.
*3 doz sides kip leather. 70 to 80 ID per
dozen.
y doz sides kip leather, 60 to q 10 per
dozen.
70 sides heavy harness leather.
AZ sides lacing leather.
10 ID 8-8 heel nails.
20 ID So heel nails.
20 ID 5-S pegging nails.
Is ID AS pegging nails.
10 ID Barbour's Irish fax, No. 10.
II old put. square-pointed shoe knives.
10 shoe rasps half round.
l shoe stretcher, "20th Century"
1 cobbler's lap last, razor toe.
100 balls yellow shoe wax.
" ID bristles.
2 buffers.
2 compasses.
II doz Sin garden hoes.
II doz 10-in garden hoes.
~ doz solid cast steel coal shovels.
- doz steel spades.
q doz solid steel short handled shovels.
"2 doz solid steel long handled shovels.
Il doz garden rakes.
$50 feet %-in garden hose, armored and
fitted with couplings. 5O-foot lengths.
60 ID %gunpowder tea, green.
60 ID English breakfast tea.
The Board of New Mexico Penitenti-
airy Commissioners reserves the right to
reject any and all bids.
In submitting bids for above supplies,
bidders should write plainly on envelope
the following: "Bids for supplies for
New Mexico P~enltentiary," with name
or names Of bidder or bidders, to avoid
the opening of same by mistake.
BY order of the Board of New Mexico
Penitentiary Commissioners.
H. 0. BURSUM,
Superintendent.
Samples may be sent separately. duly
marked and numbered, to the superin-
tendent. F.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03

J.. @. Hood, Justice Of the Peace, Cros-
by, Miss, makes the following state
ment: II a certify that One Minute
Cough Cure will do all that Is claimed
for it. My wife could not get her breath
and the first dose Of 1t relieved her. 1t
has also benefited my whole family" 1t
acts Immediately and cures coughs,
colds, Group, grippe, bronchitis, asthma
and all throat and lung troubles. IRE
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
Her Point Of view.

"I'm afraid" said the patient wife,
sthat yours will be the fate of Abel"
why, what do you mean?" asked the
ast0nished husband.
WELL" she replied, "Abel was killed
by q club, and your club will be the
death Of you II you don't come home
oftener ."-Chicago News.
M0kl TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE,
Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
Of the skin, producing a perfect COM
plexion, or money refunded. Is cts. and
go cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
Right in Line.

Western Congressman proudly
What do you think of them new pants
of mine, anyhow?
Eastern Congressman facetiously)-
They are a trifie-er-ex-pants-ive, aren't
they?
Western Congressman Indignantly
Well, amt that the policy of the admin
istration?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
Got What He Asked Por.

$50 you are looking for a position
said the merchant to the youth with
high collar and noisy necktie. "What
car you do?"
ooh, any old thing" replied the young
man. "Of course, | don't expect the
junior partnership at the start, but
want to be sure of an early RISE"
"Very WE'LL" replied the merchant,
I'll make you assistant ianitor. You
will rise at 4 o'clock every morning and
weep the floors. '-Collier's Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
ACKER'S ENGLISH REMEDY WILL STOP

At any time, and will cur the worst
cold in twelve hours, or money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03

WANTED-Christian mar or woman to
qualify for permanent position Of
trust in your home county; $3.50 yearly.
Tnclose self-addressed stamped envel-
ope to R. 8. Wallace, General Secre-
tary. care Of the New Mexican.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
Disadvantages of Large Teeth,

Mrs. Hippopotamus-I wish you'd let
me have a hundred dollars, dear.
Mr.. Hippopotamus-What for?
Mrs. Hippopotamus-I want to get
one of my teeth filled with gold.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-03
Fatal INSTRUMENTATION

l thought that girl was in love with
me, so felt kind O forced to propose.
'tWell?"
"She declined ne, saying she had
only been unusually friendly because l
was so pathetically ugly."-Indianapolis
Journal,