The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-04-27
THE DIMMYCRATIC NOMYNA-
TIONS.

lolIo. LII WOE enough TO make any
thrue Dimmycrat's heart shwell wild
pride to hear of the foine ticket he is
goin' ter vote this election, an if the
whole Dimmycratic ticket amt cleo
ted it won't be their fault
Well, Moike, wor agoin' to tell ye
about the matein The matein' was
called to order by the chairman, who
give thin nice little address.
"Dimmycrats, says he, 1--WE are here
to noight for glorious purpose. Once
agin' the beautiful little town of
Morristown is in danger of fallin into
the hands Of the Republicans. Yez
all know what would be the raysult
Of such an awful went, so / will not
harass yer moinds wild the details but
simply indivor to arouse yez to yer
jooty. 1t is our jooty to nominate to-
noight number of strong min who
will carry this town of twi1ve thous-
and by hundred thousand majority.
Let us do so, then, fellow citizens, let
us nominate our candydates to-noight,
an whin election day dawns broigh
an clear let us turn out in full foorce
and vote to the last dhrop of ink as
is in the bottle. An let us hope that,
mkt day, the lamentations of the
Republicans may be dhrowneded by
the clarion note of the thriumphant
bray of the thrue Dimmycratic DONKEY
which has laid back his ears an
raised his heels in indignation at the
outrajous actions of the Republican
parity iver since the days of Thomas
Jefferson. A nommynation for mayor
is in ordher," SEE he.
AS soon as the cheerin' sthopped a
mon jumped up an seq: "Mr. Chair
man, the Republicans how a sthrong
an clever man up for mayor, an we
want clever mon to run agin' him
an l think the Dist mon to hunt an
round up the Fox is me frind Misther
Harrie Freeman. nommynate
Misther Freeman, SEE he. 81 second
the motion, SEE somebody ilse. 81
move the nommynations be closed T"
yelled Misther Freeman. "Ordher!"
seq the chairman, "there moight be
a Republican cop around. Well,
Misther Freeman got the nommyna-
ton an somebody called for speech.
Misther Freeman arose wild modest
shmoile upon his face an SEE, "Yis,
gintlemen, I'll hunt the Fox since the
season is closed ON Quaylle." Wild
this modest little speech he sat down
midst the thunderins of applause.
Thin they made a few unimportant
an the matein' broke
up wild cheers for the Dimmycrats.
Down in the First Ward they had
another matein. forgot to tell yez,
Moike, thot Morristown is loike a
hospital. It's divided into wards,
but which wan is the schmall- pox
ward ha'int been decided yet. Well,
they had matein in the First Ward,
an made some nommynations there,
too, an if yez walk into little office
on Morris Sthreet opposite Ridgedale
Avnoo, marked "Coal and Wood, "
yez kin shake hands wild wan if the |
MKT alderman from the First Ward.
In the Second Ward they had hot
tonne. Two min wanted the same
job an they had a hard foight for |
it. AS soon as the chairman called |
for nommynation for alderman
somebody jumped upp and yelled,
nommynate Misther Lines!' An
other mon Seconded the motion an
Misther Lines wor just agoin' ter
make graceful lite speech whin
Dimmycrat jumped up an dsez,
g Misther Chairman seq he, 81
think thot we ought to hov carpen-
ter on the Dimmycratic platform, as
thot structure may need some re-
pairs befoorre the election is over.
So nommynate me frind, Misther
Reeves. . Roight yez are" SEE
somebody ilse," an / sicond the
motion. Thin they voted an Mis-
Their Reeves got the nommynation for
alderman an Misther Lines was
nommynated for Justice of the Pace.
/ mustn't forgit to mintion me
frind, Mr.. John Conklin who got the
nommynation for aldeherman in the
Third Ward. Whin he amt in polly
tics, Misther Conklin is foine insur-
ance mon. He has undehertook to
insure the safety of the Dimmycratic
platform an is anxiously waitin' to
hear the raysult of the Election.
The mateins in gineral wor a grand
success, Moike, an ON election noight
whin ye're woke up by grand corus
of cheers an brass bands, don't git
scared an think the Mohawk Iniuns
are in town, but think about the cleo
ton an yez will know thot the Dim
mcyrats how swept the town by an
overwhelmin' meejority, AN thin ray
member that a little ballot marked
Patrick Cassidy" has helped to do
it all.
"PAT."
A LEVEL HEADED OFFICIAL.