The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-08-23
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--wha GA tbs oassss Hsa s'i zee,
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hsa. Us1sh ~ o, aF clothes.
Yea s,y tha sssrps dee. hsi Wal.
ps,nB ne 10 G.ty cotifsaisi zee. Nay
/ ast year tsnst~f la . dreamsisf.
lie ia Mus Pniiyfsss really ear
riss 90 NoneJbsssl Wta,svu indeed
her 10 Go ~ ste she fssbs col iron
his doctof tat be rosilVtiy has itesrse'e
heart eist.e
she lsa itirt. dearest, aaly .so
mere ssys sod ss shsii be ons lie fa,
sn, ~sti yea 10 asdtfsispd tight rtu
,bsi iftfns 10 b. tbs oes
LADY si ,hs door - believe, 10 ny
heart. iaa ns The ssus irsmp gave .
large rltce Of paddles 70 a fec days $50
Tramp No, mssrIfoafe Iisishen. Hes
dess.
-~rbtis deu. dear sifl, said the fotd
mother. ssbeirs srprorinslr 81 tu
dsssbiu Yr.. The esrlsialy Is, ssid tie
f.iher. slsse.us distppfosi0sly at tu
drestmsksi's bill
MIR. sliupor.s - To TO tell the lrolh.
| sn 49, little sitAii 10 TO ssk your
father Tor your hsrd. Mas ChIsit Oh.
yoa bstdsi w5ty. he says an ruinoes
ly tfirsssssrt.
Jack -Ton. I'm 10 terrible III. In
gagged 10 three girls. Tom Well,
that's bot tIselly crime. jack No;
that's the vors; q IT, II IL ssre, could
20 10 prison snd have some pesoe.
A eoubtfy paper has this personsl
item. rhose who knos old MI Wilson OF
this place personally will regret to hear
thsi lie was assaulted in q bfuisl manner
Iskt wask lut vss rot kiitab
did yoa ever Try mod baths for your
No, once ran Tor a polit
icsl Office. bat that was before rhenmsiii u
hsd asserted itself
-Irsie Housewife - You said those col
ors were fsst young man, and here they
have run oil over my wash tubs. Com
plsceni Clerk My dear madam, how do
you expect anylhius fast not TO rub'
Mrs. Bibks- Hos does i, bsppen that
Mrs. NeItdoor can ailord to dress better
than esIi Mr. Binks = Hayenl been
married long, and | presume be ISM quite
broke yet
Electricity 10 The a,mospher snects
yonr system. said the scientific physician.
Yes, ssid the patient who had paid $40
for two visits, | sgree With you there are
lines when sne feels oysrehsrged.
kansas Man VISITING 10 The east) -
We have lots OF rear neishbors now.
Ffiend-Why, | thought your nearest
aeishbor was 20 miles away. Yes; bat
we've bad cyclone since then
Freddie What do you mean by the
Embarrassment Of richer, dsdf Cjbsis
ger Well, my boy. once heard Of
romsn who had s25. 600 Sc, OF dishss, !
md she wss 80 afraid Of the servants
them that she washed them her
eli.
-Dors at the seaside Aren't you Oh
Isssd yeti Cisn (ii,copsolstely) = In
Iced I'm not. and won ever be il {
iay In this iogsy place. Why not' l
am keep my bangs in curl long enough
or . man 10 propose, 2
That burglary was The mott satisiac =,
ory affair | have ever heard OF. What do
on mesnf They vent through my dsueb
rs TOO wedding presents and osrtisd of
My the duplicate.
The Bride-l suppose all your old
lends are envions a, your good fortune,
rn1 .hey. Tomf The Bridegroom Yes,
suppose so AZ We left the church !
in Grace saying II was too bad for poor
ON.
1T 10 sometimes OF real importance TO
nov slang. The hand which made the
eavens made stsin Of ssnd, said the ora
". The hand Which made the lofty
'ounlains made drop Of water; The hsnd
hich nsde nc made daisy.
Train up hoy 10 the way be should
o. ssid Uncle Jerry Peebles, aud sbou,
Inc times ont OF ten bell 40 after sons
sihsr beaded gal that sib1 so, nn,bip
nth meniiotih bit pretty face al
kiu Tar Ice cream cody.
Eliza, yonll never sesiu set me 90, v
4 O'clock to co, The grass David,
snied you to do It before 1t got hot. r
Tell. EiiE,, IL soi DO, 10 iast three mir
le. ! hsdnf cot Ave strokes before the 4
sopIs on both .ides OF us threw two bird Q
'sss and four sl,rm clocks q, me.
II dsspise . ptrson Who whisiies, said
To- Rlytin. We have ons 10 our ofies,
ID be vcrries ne sinos, 10 death. Hsy
- you 81 ear Tor mssiei OF couue B
I'VE There's the iilsalsy. Whenever =
hsrpsn 10 be stlsilirg 10 Myself. be 10 "
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