The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1900-09-05

der. The thought came to mo while 7
was eating veal outlet ut nv hoard.
."s ,'ouSe. our veal tablets are exact
y what the name implies. We prcnore
cutiet Tor the table and then com.
press u ana divide it into tablets. Ev.
cry ooA contains 2l. and the price Is
- cents. wo weeks hence they will
DC on sale 1T every drug store in Tho
IH'ted states. and all doctors will req.
o'h'nend EN-. You don't have to wait
Ior breakfast or dinner to get your cut.
ist. Just drop tablet into your mouth
ana let 1t dissolve. and there you are.
1ah be taken with you to church. lee
sures. talls. camp meetings or horse
races: should be in the hands OF all
travellers. hunters. sailors and baseball
men. In less than three months they
Will drive every other tablet out OF
markc' Invented. organized and nar,.
cd III i'H than ten hours and bound to
pay dividends of 80 per cent. Ny dear
man
LOOK here now. exclaimed the Chi.
ropodist as he pounded on the table.
I've corle FOR my dollar. Don't try 10
stun Inc. but come down with the
cash."
Ana the company had only been
named when | thought Of you for the
position OF secretary" unused the ma.
Jor without seeming To have heard the
indignant protest. You were Il man
who had trusted me. When others de-
Glanacd cash down. You gave me n
show. Ny heart swel!cd as | thought
OF this. and set the salary ut $4,000
year. payable quarterly in advance.
Shall | draw you check for the first
quartery'
The chiropol!st looked nj the major
as II wondering Ii he had met n crazy
man.
Il said $1,000 n year. but II that Is
not enough-ii you feel that you ought
to have Soo.~"-speak right up. |
want you To he perfectly satisfied. you
know VIII s.o.noo year bc enough z"
What ahoU, My dollar"
The tablets will hc a 60. They can't
help hu; be. Let us walk out in the
Lall while tell You that the public
can't -; enough Of Yea! outlets in their
present form. They are always eager
for more. They want the taste Of cut
lets II i,!eir :n"u'hs a they 90 about
their daily rou:..- Fifteen cents n
box N order 70 compete with potash
!az.n-es. iu' "A ,,ya':i ci lo cents on
every box. Take tie sales at l0.00o.-
COO boxes "A year. and what do you
get: iou want stock. You want at
least
Not tlamei cents worth. wan,
my dollar
lat least Sop.Gru worth or stock
You shall have H. You have paid me
81 TO secure II. and don't you worry. 1t
Will te made in your name. and later
on Excuse me
The major stepped into his office and
shut the door.
Here. what's this called the chi
ropoLst.
The major locked the door.
Look here. you old deadbeat. l
want that dollar
The ajor sat down IT his desk and
lighted the stub end Of Il cigar.
You come on; OF that ana pay this
h'll. or I'll bust the door down. shout
ed the creditor rs he gave two or three
kicks.
The major calmly pulled away AMI
caZe,l out of the window. and the look
on his face would have reminded 4 be
holder OF buckwhcat cakes ana mo-
lasscs.
Then III lay for you out here ana
bunch your old head, DO You hear
me-"
The ma ior did not hear. He was per-
fccting the organization OF the Veal
Outlet Tablet company and wondering
whether the Canadian general agency
should hc placed in Toronto or quebec.
NJ. QUAD.