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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
A Domestic Rovalist.

Your cook seems content with her
lot. She delights to call herself a kitch.
en- queen"
You see she's heard tha5q queens have
a right to propose. and she has designs
on the laundry driver"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19

Poisonous toadstools resembling
mushrooms have caused frequent
deaths this year. Be sure to use only
the genuine. Observe the same care
when you ask for DeWitt's Witch Ha-
eel Salve. There are poisonous coun-
terfeits. DeWitt's is the only original
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is a safe and
certain cure for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Another Trophy.

marie has a new engagement on he
hands"
How many does that make?"
"Seven; three of the rings on one hant
and two on the other
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Literary Ability

Sister Lil-Reed Lightwaite is a won
der on quotations.
Brother Will-There's where you're
wholly mistaken. He was Worrying
over a brokers' tape yesterday and he
couldn't tell Sugar fluctuations from
Consolidated Gas preferred.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Compensation.

Don't you get tired, said the talka-
tive customer, standing there hour by
hour ironing one s%tiff-bosomed shirt
after the other?
No, answered the Chinese laundry
man. 1t rests me to think that | don't
have to wear them.-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19

and note the
IN creasin g
lines etched
by pain about
the III o IL t b
and S
Thousands of
such women,
&C. e d in
body and in
disposition.
haggard,
nervous, irri,
table, cross,
have by the
use of Doctor
Pierce's Fa-
vorite Pre-.
s~cription
been entirely
cure d, and
watched with
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
ACKER'S ENGLISH REMEDY WILL STOP
A COUGH

AT any time, and will cure the worst
cold in twelve hours, or money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets cure biliousness, constipation
and headache. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. For sale by A.
c.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
AckER's DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
SOLD ON a

Positive guarantee. Cures heartburn.
raising Of the food, distress after eat
Ing or any form Of dyspepsia. One lit
tie tablet gives immediate relief. as
cts. and 80 cts.
For sale 1t Elscherss drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Nautical

No, Maude, dear, a sailor is not
obliged to drop a nickel in the slot when
he is told to weigh the anchor Phila-
delphia Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Daft.

Aimee--Fred was ratified half out of
his senses when he proposed to me.
Mammie--Seems to me that he must
have been ratified entirely out of them.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Admirable Stimulation.

Bessie-Did you see that man making
love to me a few minutes ago?
Carrie-Yes. There's good material
for an actor in him.-The Smart Set.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19

The most dainty and effective pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
They are unequalled for all liver n
bowel troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Now 70 Disposed Of Him.

"Yessir," said the returned Klondiker,
s'one of my dogs-ius o common mongreI
saved my life.' X
And you we're not heartless enough
TO sell him, were your they asked.
NAV. l ate him..'-Indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19

For sprains, swellings and lameness
there is nothing so good as Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Try 1t. For sale by
A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
BY Heart.

Amelia-The proper study of mankind
is man.
Ophelia-And the course is not com
pleted, either, till you have him commit
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Could Say That Much,

Mrs. Bounder-Is your husband regu-
lar in his habits?
Mrs. Rounder-Well, he breathes regu-
larly.--Philadelphia Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Silent Interest.

"Who is his secret partner that Fill
more refers to-"
Bankruptcy"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Near the Head of the Class.

The Governor-So you are making
the acquaintance of soubrettes, you
young renegade How far along have
you got?
The Son-Tolerable; | was only three
men behind you at the stage door last
night.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
prompt, palatable, pleasant, powerful,
purifying little pills.. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Unnotice1.

"Listen to mel" reared the stump or
ator. But his words were vain. With
out knowing it he was addressing an
audience made up almost entirely Of
cable-car conductors. -Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19

1t is not only beautiful women who
hang over the mirror in the morning.
Anxious wonIen who are watching the vast.
ing of their beauty, stand before the mirror
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
Break in the Monotony.

The Bride-Wc have. been married
only three weeks, and your, love seems
to be waning already.
The Bridegroom-No it isn't. have
the toothache; am | not to have any di-
versions at all?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19

Dyspepsia Cure
Diuests what YOU eat.

Itartiticially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon-
structing the exhausted digestive Or
gans. It's the latest discovered digest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach it in efficiency. 1t In.
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache, Gastralgia, Cramps and
all therresultso of imperfect digestion.
Price Soc. and 81. Large size contains 2h times
mail size. Book all aboutdyspepsia mailed free
e>repored by E. c. DEWITT a co. Chicago.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19

To prevent consumption quickly cure
throat and lung troubles with One Min
ute Cough Cure. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-19
A ~RecOnSidered Decision
By Nellie Cravey Gilmore.


urom the Home aagszins, Washington. Reprinted BY
Special Permission1
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
The Third Man Paid.

Three friends who had been spend
ing the evening at their club agreed
that the one who did not do as his
wife told him when he got home
should pay for an oyster supper.
Smith, in trying to find the matches,
trod on the cat.
That's right said his wife, waking
up; 'kill the poor cat, and have done
with it,
''Wen,'' thought Smith, 'I'n have
to kill the cat or pay for the supper
So he killed the cat.
Brown was no less fortunate when
he arrived. home. In the dark he
stumbled against the piano.
''Why don't you break the piano?''
demanded his wife.
Brown at once broke the piano.
When Jones got home he stumbled
on the top step of the staircase.
$50 on!" said his wife from the
bedroom. Tumble downstairs and
break your neck"
''Not mel" answered Jones, ''Tn
pay for the supper frst!' -London
Answer.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
NAV Nominate Tom watson.

Indianapolis, Ind, April 22.-The
Indiana populists will never fall into
line with the movement to nominate
Dewey for president on the populist
ticket. C. NJ. Walters, secretary of
the state committee, declares that the
middle-of-the-road" populists, when
they meet in Cincinnati May 9, will
nominate a straight-out popuist.
The idea of affecting an amalgamation
with the socialist democracy and
nominating Debs has fallen through.
He thinks the nomination will go
either to Tom Watson, of Georgia; A.
L. Minis, of Tennessee, or Frank Burk-
EFT, of Mississippi.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
NEW OUTBREAK OF PLAGUE.
Fifteen Cases, II of Which Proved Fatal
Discovered in a Market In the
Heart of Manila.

Manila, April 22.-The sudden
deaths of Filipinos and Cinnamon in
Quiapo market led to an investiga-
ton, showing that IS cases of the
plague, IA of which were fatal, have
occurred within a week. The market
is located in the center of the city.
In black rotten wooden buildings the
keepers of the stalls live with their
families huddled together in great
filth. Some of the victims were
stricken and died within an hour.
There have been several deaths in
other sections of the city recently,
which have been traced to infection
from the market. After all the mar
ket people had gathered together to-
day the health officers threw a guard
around the buildings and will keep
the inmates quarantined there for a
fortnight. They will then burn the
market. The total number of bubonic
deaths are 119 Cinnamon and &c Fill
pinOS.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
MADE THE COMPACT SOLEMN.
Two Tribal Factions in New Guinea Agree
to Become Friends and So Ate Their
Principal Chief

Vancouver, B. c., April 22.-For ia
years a tribal war of large proportions
has convulsed the government of the
usually peaceful natives of New
Guinea. About 1000 men, it is re-
ported, have fallen in the fights that
have occurred, but now, tired for a
time of war, the natives have become
friends. Rev. S. B. Fellows, mission
airy, says that in order to make the
compact solemn the chiefs of both
sides ate the body of the principal
chief who had fallen. The great
chiefs widows were divided among
the remaining chiefs, dance was
held in which the natives sang that
their fighting was ended and they
would go back to their farms.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
WAS A. BLOODY WEEK.
The Pat Few Days Have Witnessed the
Wholesale slaughter of About 400 Fill
PfnOs-Many Taken Prisoners.

Manila, April 23.-Last week has
been one of the bloodiest of the war
since the first days fighting around
Manila. Authentic reports, mostly
official, show a total of 378 Filipinos
killed, IL officers and 244 men cap
tured and many more wounded. The
number wounded is hardly guessable.
Considering that the Filpinos entirely
lack hospital facilities, a great ma
jority of the wounded will die. Prob
ably the weeks work finished 1000
insurgents. The Americans loss was
9 killed and 16 wounded. Two SER
geants and one private were killed in
ambushes while escorting provision
trains. The insurgents have been
aggressive in almost every province Of
IuZOn
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
70 CONVERT NoN-CHRIsTIANs.
Great EcumenicaI Conference Opened In
New York to Give Impetus to For
eIgn Missionary Work.

New York, april 22.-Nith an ex-
president of the United States, Ben
1amin Harrison, to bid them welcome,
there were gathered Saturday in Car
negie hall more than 1000 missionaries
from almost every quarter of the
globe. For. ten years preparations
have been under way for this meet
ing, known as THE Ecumenical Con-
ference on Foreign Missions" It is
the third of it's kind ever held. Every
branch of the Christian church is rep
resented except the Roman Catholic
and the Greek.
The Protestant foreign missionary
societies of the world spend about $15,-
100000 a year to advance their work.
That is exclusive of the money ex-
pended on missions in England and
America. Every cent of this vast sum
is used to convert non-Christians to
Christianity. This great work was
first started in the close of the eigh-
teenth century and the beginning of
the ninteenth The conference now in
session is held at the close of this
century as a fitting time and to make
way for the great work of the cen
fury about to dawn.
Tonight national welcome was
held at Carnegie hall under the au-
spices of the hospitality committee,
when an address of welcome was made
by President Mckinley. Gov. Roose-
Welt also addressed the conference and
the response was made by ex-Presi-
dent Harrison.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
Emerson IA Art Critic.

When Emerson, at Concord, in 1879,
saw his bust, modelled by Daniel Ches-
ter French, he remarked approvingly,
after looking at it intentIy, '|That is
the face that I shave"-not altogether
an unconscious tribute to the fidelity
of the work, for he recognized that
in detail it conformed to nature.
Turning to another bust of himself
that stood in the room, a portrait
quite without character, he said,
''This one is as harmless as parsnip''
The philosopher, thus, in homely
speech, gave a very good art criticism,
and one that in general terms may
be applied to all of French's work.
Century.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
500 Rewara e1m

The readers of this paper viii be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure in
all its stages, and that is Catarrh HaIPs
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure
being constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work The
proprietors have so much faith in its cura-
tive powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list of testimonials
Address +. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26

Though much missionary effort has
been expended among the Chinese in
the United States, it is said that there
IS only one Chinaman On record who
has ever been ordained minister of
the Christian church in this country.
His name is Jam Jec, a resident of
San Francisco. Jam Jee came to the
United States in 1868, and soon after
was converted. In 1871 he was
regularly ordained, and has since
served as a missionary among his fell
low-countrymen. Jam Jee still wears
a queue and dresses in robes of an
orthodox Chinaman.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
Taylor's Indictment Held Up.

Frankfort, Ky, April 23.-While the
Franklin county grand jury has not
adjourned, it is understood that the
investigation of the Goebel assassina-
ton has been complete. The indict-
ment against Gov. Taylor, charging
him with being an accessory to the
murder, will be held up till after the
argument of the governorship contest
case, which is docketed for hearing
before the supreme court at WASH
ington, April 30, and it is said by per-
sons in the councils of the prosecu-
ton that no such warrant will be is
sued or other steps taken in the case
till after that time.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26

At time when two New York mag
istrates have declared in favor of the
penalty of logging for offenses
against women and children, vote
in the house of commons a few days
ago is of interest. The house by a
majority of 1913 rejected the proposal
to extend fogging to that class of
offenses. At present there is a law
in England, passed 40 years ago, pun
fishing robbery with violence by the
lash. but Mr.. Asquith declared that
the majority of the bench had never
in their lives awarded the sentence.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
Several agricultural ne

Several agricultural newspapers
comment upon the decline of dairy
ing in Iowa. The general reason
given is the high price of calves. No
branch of farming promises better
return than dairying when carried on
with scientific attention to the bust
ness and with regard to all econo-
mics, as well as the best utilization of
the resources at hand. The impor-
lance of modern methods, however, is
shown in nearly every locality by the
amazing range of cash returns per
cow
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
schlev to Rank samuaon.

New York, April 23.-The World
yesterday printed dispatch from
Washington which says: ''The
Sampson-Schley controversy has
been ended by Schley ranking
Sampson according to the navy per-
sonnet bill. This was brought about
by Schley's friends telling Mckinley
plainly that if the persecution of
Schley did not cease an edition of ;t
Baltimore paper containing startling
accusations against Sampson and
Crowninshield would be printed.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
Dewey Looking to the South.

Washington, April 22.-It is said
Admiral Dewey, in his democratic
presidential aspirations, is particular
~ interested in Georgia and Texas. If
the delegates from those states can
be sent to Kansas City without in
structions or with instructions to
vote for the admiral the latter be-
lieves the Bryan south will be trans
formed into the Dewey south.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
Archbishop corrigan'. Letter.

New York, April 23.-In all the Ro-
man Catholic churches of the diocese
a pastoral letter from Archbishop
Corrigan was read yesterday morn
ing. Education of the Catholic chill
dren takes up the most conspicuous
place in the letter and the arch
bishop attacks the public schools
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
May Have Fought a Battle.

London, April 23.-It is quite prob
able that by this time Gen. Sir Henry
Rumble has fought decisive battle
with the Beers. He intrenched him
self Saturday to await the arrival of
Gen. Campbell with the Sixteenth
brigade. That commander arrived
Saturday evening and news may
therefore be expected at any moment.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
This Is AN Unlucky Office.

Guthrie, Ok, April 22.-Experts
have examined the books of J. G..
Hodge, treasurer of Beaver county,
and, while they found the accounts
correct, the cash was $1,000 short.
Hodge promises to make the shortage
good. He thinks he was robbed. Ill
luck seems to attend the office. Two
previous treasurers defaulted and
one lost all the funds in a bank fail
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26

Prof. Forbes the state entomolo-
gist of Illinois estimates that with
out the assistance of birds the state
of Illinois would be carpeted with
insects, one to each square inch of
ground, at the end of IL years. Prof.
Beal, of the United States department
of agriculture, calculates that one
species of sparrow-the tree sparrow
destroys 875 tons of noXious weeds
in seven months in Iowa alone
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
Unapimous in I,on,s,an.-

New Orleans, April 22.-FulI re-
turns from the Louisiana state cleo
ton held April II show that the legis-
lature is unanimously democratic for
the first time in the history of the
state. The democrats carried every
parish in Louisiana except two and
all the state, parish and local officers
except two sheriffs and few minor
officials.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26

The New York East conference of the
Methodist church at its session last
week voted to memorabilia the gen
eral conference to do away with the
prohibition on dancing, while the New
York conference voted to recommend
that members abstain from all such
diversions as cannot be used in the
name of Christ, and abstain from
amusements that cause offense to
weaker brethren.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
The Coal Production.

Washington, April 23.-The total
tonnage of the production of coal in
the United States in 1899 is estimated
by Edward w. Parker, statistican of
the United States geological survey,
to have amounted to 23O,S38,973 long
tons, equivalent to 258, 539, $50 short
tons. The production in Kansas for
1899 was 3,948. 1877 short tons; in Mis-
souri,. 1888 $40
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
New Name for silver PARTY.

Minneapolis, Mimi, April 23-'sLin-
coin republicans is to be the name
for ''free silver republicans, and the
rational silver republican party
is to give way to the Lincoln
republican party. The announcement
of the proposed change in name and
platform was made in a statement
issued Saturday by E. S. Corser, who
speaks for the party.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
a New Yorker of a STATISTICAL turn

A New Yorker of a statistical turn
of mind has been calculating the
A1nount of money asked of Miss Helen
Gould last week by begging letter
writers. He places the sum at $3,OOO,-
600, with the number of letters asking
for assistance, 1903. One of the writ
ers wanted cool million dollars
with which to start a o"lony in C-upa.
Other requests were for almost any
thing under the sun, from a 1O0-acre
farm to set of store teeth and from
a church organ to an autograph
Miss Gould sees few of these begging
letters.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26

Lieutenant Commander Gilmore is
said to have received an offer from
magazine of 81, 900 for 5000 words de-
scribing his capture by the Philip
pine insurgents. This is at the rate
of five words for a dollar, which is
nearly up to the highest Kipling rate,
and it ought to be easy for the sailor
to make that many words out of his
thrilling experiences with plenty to
spare for further efforts.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
CoIson Acnnittad.

Frankfort, Ky, April 23.-The jury
in the case of ex-Congressman David
G. Colson, charged with killing Lieut..
Scott and L. W. Demaree in the ro-
5unda of the Capitol hotel, returned
q verdict of acquittal. Colson
claimed he shot in self-defense.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
dive the Cht1dren nnrink

called Grain-O. It is a delicious, appetizing,
nourishing food drink to take the place Of
coffee. Sold by all grocers and liked by all
who have used it, because when properly
prepared it tastes like the finest coffee but
Grain-O aids digestion and strengthens the
nerves. 1t is not a stimulant but health
builder, and children, as well as adults, can
drink it with great benefit. Costs about as
much as coffee. Is and 25c.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26

Miss Fanny Crosby, probably the
most famous hymn writer in the
world, is i'll at her home in Brooklyn,
and because of her age fears are
entertained that she may not re-
cover. Miss Crosby is over so years
old, and has been blind since infancy.
In spite of her infirmity however, she
has written the words for nearly 1000
gospel hymns, some of which are
among the most popular in the hymn
books.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26

President Kruger said recently that
he had 200 relatives fighting, land
would rather see everyone of them
perish than yield to England's unholy
aggression" Perhaps, says the Chi
cago Times-Herald, the old mans rel
atives have been in the habit of visit
ing frequently and wearing out the
seats of his chairs.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1900-04-26
Receipts of the Cuban Treasury.

Washington, April 23.-The division
of customs and insular affairs of the
war department made public yester-
day the statement that the total re-
ceipts of the Cuban treasury for the
month of March, 1900, were 81, 67S, 669.
The receipts for the corresponding
month of 1899 amounted to 1868. O33.