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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

Neglect is the short step so many take
from a cough or cold to consumption.
The early use of One Minute Cough
Cure prevents consumption. 1t is the
only harmless remedy that gives imme-
diate results. 1t cures all throat and
lung troubles. Children all like it, and
mothers indorse it. Ireland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
A Rival,

Professors Assistant-Our rival scien-
fist has discovered a beetle that eats
cigarettes.
Professor (angrily)-He has, has he?
Hand me my pen; III get out a beetle
which eats boys and men who smoke
cigarettes, -Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA'
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and Indigestion. makes you eat. sleep.
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and 80 cts
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

The Chinese ask "How is your liver?"
instead of "How do you do?" for when
the liver is active the health is good.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are ia
nous little pills for the liver and bow
els. Ireland's pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Net on Speaking Terms.

Mrs. Ollabout-I thought you and
Mrs. Seldom Home were hardly on
speaking terms, but l saw you talking
with her last evening in the friendiest
manner Imaginable.
Mrs. Gofrequent- Yes, found out
she's been having the same kind of
trouble with her hired girl that I've had
with mine.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
Disappeared Completely.

Rupert-It was a strange case! He
left the club one night to 60 to the
opera and was never seen or heard OF
afterward!
Harold-Disappeared as completely as
If the earth had opened and swallowed
him up, eh?
Rupert-More so, if possible. In that
case he might have left his hat above
ground, or there might have been a
crack left to show where he disappeared;
but this fellow, mind you, disappeared
as completely as if he had married an
authoreSs!-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

II
and looked for
pins. Nothing
was hurting it.
She looked to
h e b aby'
food. It was
S W e e t a d
W hol e some.
But the baby
still cried and
walled. Then
She called the
doctor. He
examined the
child and said
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04

She was the fond mother of a fine
baby. But it was a crying baby. She
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
The Last Bootleg.

This is our last bootleg, whimperec
the cook, as he served breakfast.
What! cried the Arctic explorer, pal
ing. 1t is scarcely the middle of Aug.
ust, and the lecture season can't pos.
sibly open until after election this
year.
Some one had Numbered.
1t was with a heavy heart, indeed
that the explorer called a messenger
boy and sent word out to the rescuins
party that they might come and rescue
him any time, now.-Detroit journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-06-04
SPRAINED ANKLE QUICKL!

CURED.
"At one time l suffered from a severe
sprain of the ANKLE says George T..
Cary, editor of the Guide, Washington,
Va. After using several we'll recon-
mended medicines without success I
tried Chamberlain's Pain Balm, and am
pleased to a that relief came as soon
as l began its use and a complete cure
land.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-09-06
BURLINGTON Route.

New Through Trains to Portland
and Puget Sound. "The Burlington
Northern Pacific Express, a New
Daily Through Train from Kansas
City and St. Joseph for Lincoln,
Northwest Nebraska, Black Hills,
Wyoming, Montana, Washington,
Tacoma, Seattle, Puget Sound and
Portland, Oregon, via Billings,
Montana-the short line and time
saver to the Upper Northwest. To
Central Montana in 43 hours; to
the Puget Sound in 20 hours from
the Missouri river. Through
coaches and chair cars, through
tourist sleepers, through dining
car service and standard sleepers.
This is the main travelled road
Missouri river to the northwest
NUMBER Is, Kansas City & St..
Joseph to Nebraska, Denver, Col.
Utah, Pacific coast and the north
west. via Ogden; also to the north
west-Montana, Washington, Ore
! gon, via Lincoln and Billings.
Weekly California excursions.
NUMBER %, Nebraska. Colorado
Express, "from Kansas City and..St.
Joseph-the latest night train fol
4
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-09-06

CLRNDowEk-" Tan oaN spi,Ifs
from me pasfv dseb."
HoTsPuR-" MY, 50 faN I, or
20 ean any man.
"Baf yiH Mey o0me yheH y0R do
call foy Mem "-SHAKRsPRARE.
How quickly Hotspur's wise and witty
retort tears the tragic mantle in which
Glendower stalks. aud shows beneath
the seer's robe, the motleyof the mounte-
bank. Most people would have taken
the Welchman at his word, and called
him seer, without noting the difference
between to 0ail and to command.
Certain points Of comparison are sug-
gested between Glendower's tragic claim
and the comic claim made in some spe-
cious advertisements 'I am a woman,
| know all about woman. understand
woman, and can cure woman because ]
am woman" The modern Mrs. Hot
spur puts her finger right on the weak
spot Of that clamorous claim by saying
dWhy il you can cure woman simply
because you are woman, then so can
and so can any woman" Which very
plainly brings out the common sense
fact that the cure of diseases does not
depend upon being a man or being
woDiaa but does depend upon being a
trained and experienced physician.
There Is. as far as is known, no quail
fed woman physician associated with
any proprietary medicine firm. j. is GER
tain that there is no one, man or woman,
who can show an experience or record
equal to that Of DIR. r. v. Pierce; more
than thirty years of treatment OF wom-
ems diseases with ninety-eight per cent.
cured out of more than half-a-million
women treated Sick women can con-
suit DR. Pierce by letter absolutely free
Of charge. Every letter is held as
strictly private and sacredly confidential.
All answers are mailed securely sealed in
perfectly plain envelopes. Address DIR.
r. v. Pierce, Buffalo. NJ Y.
Or. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
tion makes Weak Women
Strong and Sick Women Well.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-09-06
Probabilities.
Fair tonight and tommorrow.

Kodack for salei apply here.
Phaeton for sale. W, b. Raines. lw
J. C. Starr returned from Grove
today.
Fresh vegetables and frults-Vlnlta
meat store.
Wonder what Huhcnry's next name
will be.
Fresh, tender mutton and beef at
Gus Nichols.
Merchants are stocking up for the
fall trade.
A good farm to let near town; call
at this Office.
Rev. M. L. Butler returned from
.ArdmoIe last night.
Machine oil at W: W. Miller's. All
kinds.
Mrs. Clapper, wife of the Katy
agent was sick yesterday.
Have you seen that picture molding
at the MingfurnIture store?
All The late magazines and school
books at Grace Patterson's.
Don't forget that Cobb s. McGlas-
son handle Dandellon flour.
George A. Armstrong was down
Z from his farm near Abba today.
See those new side boards at Ming's.
They are just what you need.
A new stone curbing is being put in
on the west side Of the Ratclff block.
Those rockers ut the Ming furniture
Store are beauties and cheap.
The oppressive heat OF the last few
days has been the hottest Of the sea
son.
An kinds OF tin work. roofing and
repairing done at Bruce Cameron's
tin shop.
Wanted-A man to milk cows and
do farm work at Willie Halsell col
lege.
Bruce Cameron, the timer at w
w. MilIer's, can always be found. Il
you need anything 10 this line SEE
him.
The zenith OF the watermelon sea
son has been reached; from now Oh
they will be smaller.
II you wish to have beautiful
clear, white clothes ask for Rec
Cross ball blue. Refuse immlta
ti0ns. uw
A. j. Greiner of Chicago is hert
prospecting. He is capitalist anC
dealer in real estate.
DIR. Jackson's indian eye salve Ger
tain cure for weak and inflamed sore
eyes. Price 25 cts. Peoples drul
store. U"
One week from next MONDAY an'
the Dawes commission will be viii
us, for Two weeks stay.
A well improved farm, good bearing
orchard, an abundance Of small fr1ii
lust marketed 500 worth Of black
berries. To trade for town propert'
In Vinita. S, A. Perry, Big Cabin
II. 4S-o%wz
The weeks ChautauQua spromise'
for The last of the month Is about +
be narrowed down to couple Of days
Say; do you know that the bes
meats, fruits and Vegetables are sol
at the VlnIta meat store?
Sam Frazee and DR.. Louis Bagb
have had a new phone put in thel
room at Worcester academy, No. liC
Collins ague cure works the llyel
guaranteed. Price so cents. People
drug store. u"
Nathan Cushman became violentl
insane at Grove a few days ago an
will have to be confined 10 an asylum
II you eat without appetite 20
need Prickly Ash bitters, II prompt
ly renoyes impurities that clog an
impede the action OF the dIgestiv
organs. creates good appetite an
digestinu. strength Of the body an
activity Of the brain. fo' sale I
Chapmn s Briggs. DIV
There will be a lawn social from
60 ten o'cl.ck tonight at the Metho'
ist church. south. All members an
it'll
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-09-06
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
tion makes Weak Women
Strong and Sick Women Well.
Willie HaIseIl college.

The next annual term Of Willie
Halsell college will open September
Is, 1900.
The main building is being repaired
from top to bottom and when finished
will be both slightly and comfortable.
1t WILDE occupied by the boys and
young men under the care OF Profs.
Bishop and Fendall The girls and
young ladies will occupy the new cot
tage under the care Of the president
and his wife. The school will be pre-
pared togiyeg good advantages and have
a better patronage than last year. We
will earnestly try to make the school
this year just what it ought to be and
we ask our friends to help us in this
good work. fyou are friend Of the
school and want it to succeed patron
ize it.
Our terms are as cheap as it is pos
sible for us to make them without sus-
taining a financial loss. Noschool can
without an endowment and giving like
advantages can underbid US and live.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-04-20
GETTING EVEN WITH HIM
[From the Baltimore News.l

EFrom the Baltimore News.1
A young woman, accompanied by
young man, entered the dining room of
one of our hotels last evening and took
a seat a a table near that occupied by
another large party. The man then
proceeded to order an appetizing meal,
without, as the onlookers noticed, con-
sulting his companions preferences at
all
This was the more surprising to them
as the young woman wore gray tailor
suit, a gray hat, white gloves and stock,
and had ar enormous bunch of violets
tucked in the front of her cOat-Was al
together so bridylooking, in fact, that
the people at the next table murmured
bride and bridegroom as soon as they
caught sight of her.
The impression was heightened when
the young woman, after drawing off her
gloves, sighed heavily and said quite
audibIy: How 1 do miss mamma"
The man made no reply.
L was never so frightened in my life
as when I walked down the aisle, she
resumed vivaciously, after moments
pause; 1T seemed to me I saw the face
of every one ever knew; weren't you
frightened, darling?"
The mans face assumed a rich, i'm
perial purple hue.
No" he muttered hurriedly. What
are you going to have for dessert?''
I'm not going to have any dessert,
she replied dreamily; I've had SO much
wedding cake I'm tired of sweets. Lean
as he complied with her request she
brushed his collar daintily with her
handkerchief.
What is it?' he asked gruff1y.
Rice" responded his companion, de-
murely.
Then the mans face assumed red,
white and blue tints and he looked dag
gers and other sharp instruments at the
girl, whose eyes were dancing. At this
juncture the couple were Joined by
friend, much to the regret of the high
ly entertained people near by.
How dye do, Jones?" said the new
conner, affably; how dye do, Miss Ella?
1t does my heart good to see a brother
and sister dining together; usually it's
some one else's sister that a man takes
/ around"
Pm taking him this time said the
/ young woman soberly. You see, we
/ had a bet, and he won, and this dinner
| is in payment of the debt. He ordered
! all the most expensive things on the bill
! of fare. but think that I've got even
with him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-04-20
Grain Letter.

WHEAT-LiverpOOl cables came sd
lower again this morning, but closed at
a slight advance from this quotation Re
ceipts were light, only 42 cars at Chicago
and only 50 cars expected tomorrow, while
the northwest only got 262 cars against I'll
The bearish features are the exports and
weather conditions but these have been
thoroughly discounted. Shorts are all
waiting and watching this market like
are determined to let the market get just
as Low as 1t will possibly go before com
their purchases will cause violent ad
vance. They tried to cover q line at SOC
for May, but the market was too sensitive
to admit OF any good buying we beneNe
the wheat market is on rock bottom It
has always turned from around 65c for
May and we believe this is the turning
point this time The market is in a badly
congested condition and when shorts start
the covering process there will be a vio-
ton is the best to trade in as May de-
liveries are too near at hand
CORN-Cables came I'D lower this
morning, although closing at a slight adj
vance from this. Ciearances were very
from abroad yesterday and today. prob
ably two million bushels in all Receipts
now on farmers win not leave their spring
work to haul corn to market unless the
price suits their fancy.
buyers of July corn today. taking in all
about IL million bushels The pools were
also good buyers OF july corn on the
break There was some short selling by
scalping traders, but it went into strong
hands.
PROVISIONS-Ther were only 1900
hogs in Chicago and only 1900 expected
tomorrow Prices at the yards were strong
and higher. The futures were dull and
featureless, however, and a slight decline
was the result July pork closed at S13-00.
a loss of 15c a barrel from last nights
closing. There was strong undertone to
the market, however and under thirteen
dollars good buying appeared for July
pork especially from packers. Export de-
mand is excellent and shipments of meats
is far in excess of receipts and has been
for several weeks We see nothing that
can depress prices, except temporarily,
and believe pork is a safe purchase
around present quotations for good big
profits J. c. GOINGS-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-04-20
The whiskey Was Not Spoiled.

From the N. o. TimeS-D Democrat
That reminds me of very singular
incident" said a New Orleans e1ubman,
who had listened to a story. 1T Illus
trates how little reliance is to be placed
in cOnnoisseurship in matters touching
the palate.
About a dozen years ago a very
green-looking mountaineer from the
Manchester region turned up one day
in Louisville with a barrel of whisky.
The barrel was homemade, bound with
hoops evidently hammered out in a farm
forge, and the date, 1851 was scrawled
on the top with a hot poker. According
to the mOuntaineer he mad found it I'M
der the floor Of a cabin once occupied
by his uncle, who was a noted moon
sinner. Before the chap had been in
town an hour news of the discovery flew
around and he was besieged by would
be purchasers. His apparent stupidity,
the artless fashion in which he told his
tale and the unqueSt1Onable antiquity
of the barrel itself all disarmed sus-
piciOn. and there was so much eager
ness to acquire the prize that nobody
thought of investigating. The only
doubt expressed was at the condition of
the liquor a good many holding that it
must have gone back and spoiled in
such lapse of time. That was settled
in the storeroom of a certain fashion
able club, where the bung was removed
! with reverent care and a little of the
| precious fluid was taken out in a
| siphOn. 1t was pronounced superb by
/ all the experts present and the noun
/ tianeeT was given $500 for the barrel
1 which was about SIS a gallon and con-
! sidered a great bargain.
| For a year or so that '61 whisky was
a star attraction at the club; then ar
envious rival made quiet investigation
and unearthed a funny story. AS it turn
ed out, the only thing genuine in the
affair was the barrel, which the guile
| less mountaineer had really discovered
/ under a floor, in the manner he described
he proceeded to fill it up with some mel
low four or five year old stuff which he
secured in the neighborhood. The
| whisky was really good for the kind
| but it is amazing that it could hav,
| masqueraded as an ante-bellum plan
and fooled some of the best judges il
| the country. The club people We're bit
| terly mortified over the episode"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-04-20
WEEKLY ENTERTAINMENTS
Railroad z. NJ. C. A. Arranges For a
Series of Evenings"

The musical and literary entertain
ment which was announced TO take
place in the Railroad Y. NJ. C. A. par
lors tonight has been postponed another
week.
Speaking of the entertainments, the
chairman of the social committee said:
1t is the plan to give a musical and
literary programme once each week.
The best talent available will be had.
The reason that this was not started
during the winter months was that it
would interfere with the educational
classes. Now that they have been dis
continued, it gives US a chance to get
this work launched.
Musicians in the city will be asked
to donate their services. Everything
will be free to all From past expert
ence we find that these entertainments
are we'll attended and appreciated
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-04-20
THOUSANDS FOR TAXES.
Union Pacific Will Likely Pay Back
Taxes at Kansas CITY.

Kansas City, April 20-Attorneys
Moore. and Berger of Kansas City,
Kas., yesterday received a telegram
from President Burt, of the Union Pa
cihc railway company, announcing tnat
he, with General Solicitor Kelley and
General Tax Commissioner Scribner, Of
the same road, were holding a confer
ence at Omaha and considering the
proposition of the council to compro-
mise the back taxes on the company's
property in Kansas City, Kas.
The only difference between the COM
pany's proposition and that of the city
council is two per cent. on the rate CT
interest. The company offered to pay
all of the taxes and penalties and five
per cent. interest on the whole. The
council agreed to accept the PROPOSE
ton providing the rate of interest was
raised to per cent. The additional in
terest will amount to about $4,000, and
it is not thought that the company will
allow this sum to prevent a settlen1e mt
of the taxes. The result Of the Omaha
conference will probably be known this
morning.
Should the company decide to settle
on the councils terms the city will re-
ceive $61, 615.6S, according to the figures
as tabulated by the companys local at
torneys. Out of this amount the school
fund will get S21,111.46.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-04-20
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Shawnee Building and Loan associa-
ton to Elite l. Hugg, $3.50. lots 76S and
765 Madison street, Pierce's addition
J. Thomas, trustee, and wife, to G. NJ
Huffman, 81, 200, e. Z n. w. 4 IL, u, IA.
Rhoda c. Crooks and husband to
Amanda NJ. Thompson, $1,000, lot $40
Spruce street, Stilson and BarthoIo-
news addition
I. r. Rodgers and husband to Marion
Alfrey, $2,065, part S. e. Il %. II, 10.
VIM. w. I<itchen ct al to Mrs. E. G.
Rurlingame, 800, $. y lot 80 Woodlawn
avenue, Potwin's sub.
Tax deed to J. H. Evans, part Res. 8.
Eliza NJ. Campdoras to L. S. Camp
doras, SIS, lots 293 and 295 Madison
street, north.
Receiver Investment Trust company
to Levi Hawkins, $1,000. lots 293. 231
and north 10 feet 500 Fillmore street,
OFT and Tewksbury's addition.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-04-20
BOOSTS THE FAIR.
Transmississippi Congress En-
dOrses st. Louis Big Show.

Houston, Texas, April 2O.-The first
matter before the Transmississippi con-
gress today was the address Of E. B.
Perkins.
The list of permanent members of the
congress was read after which G. A.
Prouty made one OF the most important
speeches of the session and was given
vote of thanks.
Governor D. r. Francis presented the
matter of the St. Louis Worlds fair and
was heartily applauded.
Ex-Governor Francis opened his re-
marks with a review of some length
covering the changes wrought and the
progress made during the century
throughout the world and especially in
the territory of the Louisiana purchase.
He declared that the century had been
Incompatible in industrial development,
in the advance of constitutional govern
ment, in broadening the rights of man,
in alternating the suffering and elevat-
ing the condition of humanity, and in
extending and cementing the bonds of
| universal brotherhood.
The entire civilized world the
speaker said, lis in closer touch today
than different sections of this territory
were with each other when Jefferson
/ bought it of Napoleon"
The speaker declared that the Chi
| cagO Worlds fair was the most illus
| triOus, the most beneficial and the most
/ far-reaching in its results that the
/ WOfiu mas even seen. Governor Francis
| then related what had been done to
/ further the proposed exposition to be
/ held in ST. Louis in 1903 to comnemor-
ate the Centennial of the Louisiana pur-
chase, which is already familiar to the
| general reader, and added:
"A bill has been introduced in the
senate and the house of representatives
providing for the recognition of the ex-
position by the government of the Unit
| ed States, and pledging an appropria-
! ton of S5000,000 in aid thereof, such
appropriation to be made when st.
| Louis shall have raised $4,000 600 in
aid of the expo sition, but not to be
available until the ten millions fur
| nished by St Louis shall have been
expended to the satisfaction of the Sec
| rotary of the treasury. No time is to
| be lost, in fact, it will demand the most
| propitious circumstances to complete
| money were already secured. We must
| have favorable action at this session
| of congress or the project will prob
ably be- abandoned by st. LOUIS
In closing. Governor Francis asked
the trans Mississippi congress to APP
point a committee of five or ten to ac-
| company a delegation from st. Louis
to Washington, to appear before the
Louisiana purchase celebration commit
tee on April 81, in advocacy of an ap-
preparation of five million dollars IL
aid of the Louisiana purchase exposi.
ton.
A very strong resolution favoring tn,
appropriation by congress was adopted
AT the afternoon session the commit
tee on resolutions presented a furthei
report.
John B. Weber, of Buffalo, presented
the plan of the Pan-American exposi
| ton.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-04-20
Chicago livestock Market.

Chicago, April 20.-CATTLE-Receip
1900: steers slow, butcher stock steady
Good to prime steers, 81. 90d5 80; poor to
medium. S4.10d4-75: stockers and feeders,
So. 30d4 IS; cows. S3.006I4 50; heifers. $3.50
ASS; Gamers s2.25d2.S0; bulls. 81 SOFA 80:
calves, S4.50d6. IS; Texas fed steers, $4,000
$50: Texas bulls, Sc. 25d3.75.
HOGS-Receipts today, 1900; tomorrow.
1900 left over. 5,565. About steady; top
S5.75; mixed and butchers. IS. 45G5.T5; good
So 45d5.55: light, $5.40a5.65; bulk Of sales,
S555d5 .671a.
SHEEP-Receipts 1000. Sheep and
lambs about steady. Good to choice weth-
ers. $5.75d6.25; fair to choice mixed, ALSO
SIS: western sheep, S5.60461O; yearlings.
$5s0d6-40; native lambs, $5-50d7.40; western
lambs Sc 00d7.40.
Official receipts and shipments for yes
Receipts-Cattle, 1854; hogs, 2s,ss8; sheep
1919.
shipments-Cattle. 1926; hogs. S,7ss;
sheep. $50.