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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04

which shows with fair clearness the
probable result of the election. Once
again the managers of the two parties
search for the important weak spots.
deciding the points at which to do the
hardest work in the closing days of
the campaign.
This Years Methods.
Some novel campaign methods will
be resorted to by the two parties this
year. The republicans already have
adopted the plan of sending out large
numbers of monographs, which will
be used in small places. Eloquent
party speakers, like Representative
Dolliver of Iowa and Representative
Dalzell of Pennsylvania, have been
making speeches into these machines
The democrats, or the other hand, will
make free use of stereopticons. James
k. Mcguire, chairman of the demo-
cratic state committee of New York,
already has arranged to give demo-
cratic stereopticon exhibitions all over
the state. He will send out these
shows on schedule in every respect
similar to that made by theatrical
manager who puts a show ION the
road" The republicans also will use
flags and maps in novel ways. They
will send out thousands of maps of
the world, showing the American flag
floating over the union, Alaska,
Hawaii the Philippines, Porto Rico
and Cuba.
Upward of 100000 votes will be
cast for Mckinley and Bryan, and it is
to get these votes to the polls Cnat
such tremendous campaign funds will
be required by the two parties.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
NOT UP TO THE STANDARD.
An Artist Claims the Beauty of Wo-
men Is Fast Declininu.

A well-known artist of Philadelphia
recently made the statement that not
only has the style of feminine beauty
changed greatly within the last few
decades, but that the Gibson girl of to-
day would have seemed actually
homely to the taste of forty years ago.
That this statement is correct a
glance at the portrait of the girl of to-
day and chat of her grandmother will
prove. 1t s no. merely the infirmities
of age which make the grandmother
look so frail beside her stalwart grand
daughter. The fact is that American
women have increased in height,
breadth and weight in the last few
years.
Nor is that all. When the girl of to-
day faints it is not considered a sign
of her extreme sensibility and related
to her glory. A doctor is called in to
prescribe for che physical arrangement
which has caused it. She no longer
purses up her mouth after the prunes
and prisms fashion of bygone years;
she runs about the campus of Bryn
Mawr or the board walk at Atlantic
City alike without a hat until her skin
takes on tinge which her ancestors
would have coldly likened to that of a
milkmaid. She walks, wheels and
plays golf until she cannot carry out
the traditions of the family by APP
preaching the altar in her grand
mothers wedding shoes; her hands al
so could scarcely conform to the rules
of beauty laid down in former years,
and yet, to our eyes, she is much hand
somer than the simpering, large-eyed
creature who stood for beauty in the
portraits of bygone years.
What the ghost of dead ancestors
would say could they step from the
frames of their portraits is quite
another matter.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
KNEW HOW TO MANAGE.
Weeps for $50 when She Wanted
Only $25.

ooh, DEAR" sighed the pretty caller
as she viewed her friends new bonnet,
fresh from the store, 81 wish my hus-
band would allow me to buy such a
love of a bonnet"
"He would, my dear, if you knew
how to handle him." answered the
lady of the house.
mo, it is waste of words to try and
talk with him." said the pretty caller,
with another sigh. 81 saw a dream of
a bonnet downtown the other day. and
the price was just what you say you
gave for yours-$25 But when I
mentioned the price my husband flew
into a rage and declared that $40 was
every cent that he would advance me to
buy a bonnet with and if l couldn't
make that do would have to do with
out"
Exactly" commented the lady of
the house drily, you can't expect any
other treatment when you'd approach
your husband like that. My husband
acts just the same way whenever I ask
him for money. But this creature
called man is very easily handled if
you go about it in the right way. Now,
when l saw this bonnet downtown |
made up my mind that / would be the
happy possessor of it, so that night at
the dinner table l began going into
raptures over a bonnet that / had seen
while shopping, the price of which was
only $50, and then l added as an after
thought that had quite made up my
mind to buy it.
What roared my husband, $50
for a bonnet? 1 guess not! You'll
have to put up with $25 and not cent
more do you get!'
"As that was exactly the amount
that | wanted | am afraid that the
tears that l shed were somewhat
forced. But l gained my point, and
that was what / was after"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
ARE AUTHORIZED BY LAW.
Trades Organizations Have a Legal
Standing in New Zealand.

Trade and labor are organized
throughout New Zealand and as such
are recognized and legalized by the
state in Tire act of 1894, says the Lon
don Daily Mail. The very title of that
act, though not changed, originally
ran: AN act to encourage the for
nation of Industrial unions;" and the
whole spirit of the movement is that
5oth employers and workmen should
form their unions and associations on
representative lines under the provi-
sions of the act, and that all questions
should be dealt with by the unions
and societies up to a certain stage
and then brought by them, and them
only, before the boards of Cancellation
and ultimately, If necessary, to the ar
bitration court.
The trade and industrial unions of
New Zealand are required to comply
with all the ordinary business safe
guards which should surround the cor
porate bodies which they form, and
then-but not till then-they are reg
istered by the state and placed in a
position to act and be heard in indus
trial disputes. Penalties are attached
to all breaches of the provisions con-
trolling the unions, and in some cases
to enforce the award of the court they
are heavy, the maximum being $500
for each union ,>and failing the recov-
cry OF this there falls a maximum LA
bility of 10 on each member of it.
The effect Of this registration is to
make the union and all us members
subject 70 the Jurisdiction established
by the act, and although the registra-
ton may be cancelled on the appllca-
ton Of any union, this is done under
safeguards; and no cancellation is per-
mitted during the progress OF any con.
Citation or arbitration proceedings af-
fecting the union which applies.
Neither does such cancellation relieve
any union or its members from obliga-
tions Incurred in any previous award
OF the court. No workman may leave
his work or employer lock out his
workmen during a dispute.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
AVolRDuPoIs AT SARATOGA.
Large Women Are All the Rage at
the Famous Spa.

Never before at Saratoga have large
women-women of structure and
weight or either-been as much in
style as during the present season.
Men who have been visiting Saratoga
for thirty years solemnly affirm at
never during that whole time were
there so many women who we'ghe
from 175 to 200 pounds as are on view
this season. There is also expert tes-
timony to be secured that never
have there been so many overdressed
women and such vast display of dia-
monds, turquoise and marquise rings.
One of the women guests at the
Grand Union hotel is conspicuous for
both her weight and height. She is at
least G feet inches tall and weighs 175
pounds, She is also accounted the
mast tastefully CARRIED woman in Sara
toga, for in spite of her immense pro-
portions she is most admirably and
suitably gowned, both morning and
evening. The other large ladies who
sit on the piazzas of the Grand Union
are dying to find out the name of her
dressmaker
A well known actress, who is her.
self we'll advanced in the heavyweight
class, said the ether evening that she
had never seen large woman who
was so properly attire1. 81 will find
out her dressmaker," she said, "be-
ceuse l need her. She must be won,
der"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
FLIES ARE VERY SHORT LIVED.
Two Weeks is Abaut the Average of
Their Earthly Existence.

Their Earthly Existence.
Owing to the natural diffidence Of
flies, not much is known OF their
family arrangements or how long they
live after they get to be old enough to
vote. 1t is estimated though that IL
papa and mamma of the early spring
could hold out to attend family re-
union of their offspring held in the
latter part Of August upward OF
100000 of their own blood and kin
would come to the picnic, not counting
maggots in arms. Fortunately for
them, papa and mamma do not live
much more than fortnight. Even a
fy's perseverance would be unequal to
the task Of keeping track of 100000
of descendants. AS Artemus Ward
says, This is mutch.'
Fortunately for us, flies do not live
much longer than a fortnight, for IL
they were long-lived and preserved
their fecundity man would soon be
forced TO look for some place where
things we're not quite so crowded and
the real estate advertising columns
would be full of, Why fight flies? Sc
cure planet Of your own on easy
monthly payments
However, it is well to point out
that the saving clause. It is estimated
corrects the 100000. Scientific men
are just like other people and hate Just
as much to have to say: I don't know
a plain question. They have learned
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04

that 1T is estimated acts on the same
principle as boys over the left and
authorizes them to tell with IMMUNITY
the most jaw-dropping, eye-bulging
whoppers, causing the public to wag
heads and cluck: 'Tchkl Look at that
now! There's learning for you!"
There is good deal of the it is
estimated about the life history of the
lily for the reason that the beast is hard
to rear. Other insects will live. move
and have their being in a box with a
gauze over 1t and let in the air and
light. All they ask is board and lodg-
ing, and like the curious in a dime
museum they will answer any and all
proper questions, photographs for sale
for their special benefit. But fit up
the most luxurious quarters for flies.
well aired and lighted, stock with all
the delicacies OF the stable and the
garbage box and the inmates incon-
tinently turn up their toes and die.
While the entomologist wonders what
for, a fly buzzes past his ear. He
chases it away. 1t comes back. He
slaps at it. 1t lodges, buzzing glee-
fully, and alights again. He flutters
his hand and Shoes it from him. He
thinks it is simply another case of fly
perseverance. He does not know, he
cannot understand. that 1t is mocking
his failure with the cry of: 'A-a-a-a-ah!
Did you ever get left?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
GRANDPA KNEW THE RULES.
But They Were About Twenty Years
Behind Time.

Grandpa is not so well today" an
swered the lively young lady TO the
next-door neighbor who had made
kindly inquiry. wait till l run over.
don't want him to hear us.
ooh, it was som ething awful, posi-
lively AWFUL" as she sat down on the
top step and accepted fan. "The
doctor said that we must get him out,
so as to give him air and exercise.
After three days pleading l induced
him to go to the baseball
game with me. He groaned
and growled all the way, though
/ had a cushion for him to sit
on and took it to the grand stand and
sat him down in the shade and in a
breeze. Grandpa doesn't know a bit
more about baseball than do about
the Chinese question. Not bit. He
was just DOING off when the crowd
began to yell. Then he sat up and
glared.
"'Out,' he whooped when one of the
opposition batters knocked the ball
over the fence.
Beg pardon, sir said the gentle
man in the next seat, but that Is no.
out under the rules
Grandpa can scarcely walk block,
but he wanted to throw that man out
of the grandstand. In the midst Of it
he stopped his TRADE to shout:
Mother man out. That seeker caught
it on the first bound The gentleman
wanted to explain, but grandpa
wanted to bet $1,000 that he knew
more about town ball ana four-cor-
nered old cat than any man on the
grounds. And do you know, he took
off mis- coat and his collar and his
necktie and rolled up his sleeves and
offered the umpire money to come
where we were, and called IL right out
that he could whip the whole park full
OF wild cats and called the gentleman
names / never heard Of and dared him
to take it up. You've heard that
grandpa used to be lake captain and
also deacon in the church. He's
writing to the umpire and the presi-
dent OF the league now and he wants
to attend every game and wouldn't
go for the whole city OF Detroit. -
Detroit Free Press.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
A Sermon In a MINING Camp.

Brothers and sisters, / come to say
goodby. don't believe God loves this
church, because none of you ever die.
don't think you love each other, be-
cause never marry any OF you. 1
don't think you love me, because you
have not paid me my salary. Your
donations are mouldy fruit and wormy
apples, and by their fruit ye shall
know them Brothers, am going to
a better place. have been called to
be chaplain OF the penitentiary. Where
go ye can not now come. go to
prepare a place for you. and may the
Lord have mercy on your souls -
From Jim Wardner OF Wardner,
Idaho"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
WHAT HELEN USED.
Famed Beauty of Troy Had Simple
Cosmetic to Aid Nature.


Cosmetic to Aid Nature.
Poats have for years sang prases of
the extraordinary beauty of Helen OF
Troy. OF course none OF them. save,
perhaps, Homer, ever saw her. but that
has made no difference; they raved
just the same. We are now informed
that this famous beauty obtained her
rere complexion by using a very simple
salve or lotion on her skin. The in
gradients of this salve are an egg, a
citron and some settler water. How
the beauteous Helen contrived to OBJ
tain settler water we are not told. but
the discoverer of the recipe assures us
that water very similar to 1t was we'll
known in ancient, times. The citron
after being cut in two lengthwise, is
freed from its pulp and the halves are
put together so as to form a small cup,
into which the yolk Of the egg is pour
ed being carefully separated from the
white.
The mixture is allowed to stand for
an hour and is then put on the face,
where 1t should remain for half an
hour, after which time it may be re-
moved by spraying the skin with the
contents Of syphon of settler water.
By repeating this operation daily,
wrinles will soon be removed and the
complexion will become fair and brill
liant.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
SHE GOT THE SEAT.
Clever Woman Makes Man "Give
Up."

Up"
I'm the matter of strategy woman
can get the better of a man every
time in minor affairs, at least" said
man who is IN business downtown,
and who rides home in a West Phila-
delphia car during the rush hour every
evening. II usually get seat, for 1
take the car away down at Fourth
street. The other evening was
busily reading my paper when a
woman got aboard at Twelfth street.
/ glanced up slyly and saw that all
my glance was she caught my eye
broadly, she came over to where
was sitting and exclaimed: why
how do you do? How are all the
folks?" ! couldn't place the woman
to save my life, but | lifted my hat
and replied that we were all well.
She must be some friend of the
family | argued with myself, so
folded up the paper and gave her my
seat. When she had become settled
comfortably she looked up at me in
a queer sort of way and said:
Really | must beg your pardon.
took you for Mr.. Jones. You look so
much like him But she had the
seat and she kept it. 1t was
record.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
Failed to Turn II Down,

Tess-I never saw anyone so slow as
Mr.. Timrus.
Jessie is slow, isn't he?
Tess-Awfully. We were sitting In
the parlor last night and he suddenly
said:
IF you could only see how much
love you I'm sure you'd let me kiss
you" ! told him II couldn't see IL in
that light" and he just sat there like a
stick.-Philadelphia Press.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
Was Too Mild.

I'm writing to Sam about his hay
fever"
why, what Of it?"
why, when he was here / thought
he made too much fuss about It; now
l have 1t myself, I want 10 tell him
that he didn't make half fuss enough"
indianapolis Journal.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
This Year.

The stocky man-Lemme see, you
belong to a third party this year, don't
you?
Nope" answered the man with the
wild eye, II think the number of our
party is eight. indianapolis Press.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
The Speakers Coached.

If a discussion OF the money ques-
tion promises more votes in given
state than a discussion of Imperialism
the speakers of the respective parties
are notified to talk finance. In states
where the voters seem to care more
for speeches on imperialism than
finance the spellbinders are directed
to talk Imperialism. A dozen and one
straws Of this kind have to be watched
constantly, the campaign managers
realizing that failure to act promptly
may result in the loss OF state whose
electoral vote may be essential TO sue
cess.
No feature of the campaign is
watched by the national chairman
more closely than the preliminary and
the final canvasses of the voters. Both
parties soon will have under way a
canvass Of every voting precinct. This
will show in general way how many
of the voters are doubtful, who are
directors will meet in Chicago next
inclined to favor Bryan and who lean
lOHdIu mChAnicss Inc Iahin6 VI lulS
canvass costs a tremendous sum Of
money, but the party managers must
have it in order to kauge the outlook.
They soon discover where their own
lines are weakest and where those OF
their adversaries are strongest. While
steps are being taken to insure sue
cess at one point and avert disaster at
another a second and final canvass is
begun. This usually is completed two
weeks before the election. BY that
time large proportion of the doubt
full voters have taken sides and can
be classified. The result is a canvass
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1900-10-04
MILLIONS

SIXTY Thousand Orators Turned
Loose Upon the country-stereop-
tcons Aid the SpeIIbinders in Sc
curing Votes-Methods the Chair
of National Committees Employ.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-02-10

IS. The land situated at Kapulona,
in Honokaa, Island of Hawaii, formerly
leased to j. NJ. Horner & Sons and now
occupied under said lease by the Pa
cifc Sugar Mill. Containing an area
of 171s acres.
Also the leasehold estates in the fol-
lowing lands: The land of Halawa, the
land of Kahauiki, the land of Leilehua,
the land of Mikilua, the land of Mana
kuli and the land of Aiea, all situated
on the Island of Oahu.
Alho all the live stock belonging to
the Estate of James l. Dowsett, de-
ceased. comprising: 5000 head Of cat
tie, more or less, 60 head of oxen ana
bulls, and 213 head of horses and
mules.
Also all and singular, the lands, chat
tells, chooses in action, and property,
real and personal, belonging to the
Estate of James l. Dowsett, deceased
or to which said Estate may be en-
titled, whether herein enumerated and
specified or not.
Terms of sale are Cash in U. s. Gold
Deed at the expense of purchaser. Fol
further particulars, apply to Paul Neu-
mann, Esq, or
GEORGE LUCAS,
Commissioner.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-02-10
CarpoeS for Hawaii.

A San Francisco paper of January
p contains the following cargoes on
vessels for ports on these Islands:
The schooner w. +. Witzemann sail
ed yesterday for Hilo with a general
merchandise cargo. Among the prin-
cipal shipments were the followingi
1875 bbs flour, G3 pkgs groceries and
provisions, $50 cs coal oil, Ga, 402 lbs
rolled barley, pkgs paints and oils,
5000 railroad ties, s cs boots and shoes.
1876 pkgs beer, GO cs bread, 400 lbs cod
fish, 2233 gals wine, 80 bXs candles, POT
tons fertilizer, 76 pkgs machinery, $50
SKIS bran, cs caps, 3 cs fuse, 20 bales
salt, SIG ctls barley 5i5 lbs ham and
bacon, so cs powder, 80 bales hay, 6 ctls
wheat, 10 coils rope, 4cs hardware.
100 cs soap, $50 cs canned goods, 10
bales dry goods 80 bXs raisins, Sc ctls
corn, 20 rolls leather, 10 tons coal, 1870
bxs paste, 100 SKIS middlings, "a ctls
oats.
The ship Falls of Clyde was cleared
yesterday for Hilo with an assorted
merchandise cargo. Among the leading
shipments were the following: 175
bbls flour, 1868 lbs sugar, l0i bXs
soap, bales dry goods, 200 SKIS corn
81, 100 lbs rice, ii0 ctls barley, 200 SKIS
middlings, 400 bbls lime, 3 bbls alco-
hol, 81 cs drugs, pkgs groceries and
provisions, II bales leather, 100 pkgs
beer, 7 cs canned goods, cs hats and
caps, 625 lbs tobacco, 1871 bales hay
$50 SKIS bran, 10000 lbs rolled barley.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1900-02-10
American Messenger Service, N

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DIAMONDS bought before the Boer
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HAFFNER, Manufacturing Jeweler.
1.-THE Hawaiian Scenic Calendar" for
1900, published only by the Golden
Rule Bazaar, 316 Fort street, is beau
tlful work of art. It ecupses all pre-
vious efforts in this line and nothing
would be more appropriate It this time
than to mail one Of these to the solka
at home" Price 80 cents.