New-York tribune., 1900-12-30
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Stumbling Stone" religious paper. pub
lished at Toledo, Ohio deals out doctrine in THIS
vigorous fashion:
'Think of It, backsiders; a thousand or a
million years in hell. but Eternity in He'll. Ever
lasting burnngs Think of 1t! Think of it.
Formal professor, think Of Eternity in He'll.
Holiness professor. think of Eternity in Hell.
Holiness professor think of Eternity in He'll
You. too, will get into hell unless you watch and
pray and keep humble and pure
Dishonest grocery men, dTygoods men and
whiskey selling druggists with all whiskey makers,
whiskey drinkers and whiskey voters, will find an
Eternity in He'll unless they stop it, repent and get
to God.
Fathers and mothers, if you not converted to
God and His Bible and using your best endeavOrs
to lead your children God and Heaven, you will
spend Eternity in He'll.
"TeIIers of black and white lies running with
all their might to lake of fire and birthstone and
will spend their Eternity in He'll unless they re-
pent."
Boy-Please; sir, may have, the afternoon off?
My grandmother IS to be buried.
Employer,This Is The eighth grandmother you
Boy know IT, sir. / come Of very old family;
the game They're dying off very fast-(Ttt-Bits
You foreigners" says Mexican woman, quoted
by a correspondent of The Boston Transcript
"are silly with servants. You come here and
exclaim: How awfuliy the Mexicans treat their
servants! and then you give them iron beds and
mattresses stuffed with wool, where with they
have to lie down to sleep on their straw mats. as
is best for them. You think it nice to give them
ribbons for the hair and neck, and of you
put the in and make them
caps and aprons! This turns the heads of the
young women. and they think they are real
sOnoras dadies), and grow impudent That is how
you spoil our servants, who. when they get angry
with us. talk UP loudly and say they will go and
live in foreign family, Ah you foreigners are so
shOrtsighted. Soon you will how there are
no more good loyal, old fashioned servants! You
pet which needs frmness and discipline. real
kindess not pamperins."
Henrietta of Catonsville says: my papa OBJ
ing with me until late hour at night He claims
that he cannot sleep on account of cur noise. What
Advise papa to sleep in the daytime -CBalti-
American
1t is said that Rumanian has discovered a
process by which photographs can be permanently
printed on the skin. and it is becoming quite a
fashionable to have tiny portraits printed
the wrist The process is not in the
least Injurious, and unlike tattoong is not painful
The little pictures clear those which are
seen photographers windows The operation
takes about three hours TO complete
Uncle JOSH seen one O. Shakespeares plays
Uncle Sias-An' didn't ye like It?
seem all right to anybody that never seen fust-
class variety shoW-(Puck.
= A j. King. who recently elected Prosecuting
Attorney of Vernon County, Mo-, may have to con-
duct lawsuit against himself When County
Recorder he was sued for $4,000 which it was
claimed he owed the county fees collected and
not turned in. The case has been in many Circuit
Courts and has been set for a rehearing on jan
uary 2S.
The New Lodger-! must look for another room,
Mrs. Gnam6erhalI The noise IN nhi the neghborhood
was l awakened by the shrieks of some person in
Mrs: ChamberhaI--oh, please do not be hasty.
It Is but one night IN the week. "nen the painless
Frank Leverett of the United States Geological
Survey has been in the neighborhood of Ann Arbor
Mich. for about six months making a study of
surface geography for the Government He finds
that the site of Ypsilanti at time the bot
tom of lake which was connected with Lakes
Huron and Erie.
Sunday School Teacher-Where did the three wise
Phil Adelphy (whose family had only recently
moved to Chicago)-They came from the East
Sunday School Teacher-And why were they called
home again.-( philadelphia Press.
A movement is on foot in San Francisco for the
gathering under roof of all the special. tech
and general subscription libraries in that city
There are in the California metropolis dozen
scientific societies which struggling against the
odds of rent, taxes and other inevitable expendi-
lures and which would welcome any reasonable
proposition for a consolidation OF their collections
of books
Harry-Uncle George at the end OF this marriage
notice of Cousin Toms it says, NO cards. What
does that mean2
Uncle George-It doesn't mean anything. Harry.
That is 20 say, II Is only blind. II Is a promise
that Tom will give up cards; but. bless you, he
won't be a month married before he'll oe back TO
the poker table again.-(Boston Transcript
An experiment farm is to be started two hundred
miles from Manila by the United States Philippine
Commission for the purpose OF ascertaining what
seeds and plants from this country can be success
fully cultivated on the Far Eastern islands, The
University of California will send from It's expert
ment stations the required seeds and plants.
Tommy-Mamma makes me go to bed every night
at o'clock.
Ministsr-wen you know she does that 70 make
you healthy. tt!'. l-
Tommy-I guess that's so. notice when pa
doesn't get home 10 bed till after midnight ne don't
look healthy next morning. .--(P Philadephia RECORD.
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