The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-05-20
M2r, DooEeg ON n2arz
Nage and Politics.

I it goes. up to tn car iY ROosnia He's
tn pick iv the bunch tn high man iv
all, tn pope not goin' in society. Well
Mrs Cassidy was aristOcracy to O'Lcary.
He niver see such a stylish woman as she
was whin she turned out " a SUrJah
| afternoon in her horse an buggy. Had
think to himsilf. If 1 liver can win thac
I'm settled fr life. an " coorse he did.
'Twan d gran weddin'; many " tn
guests didn't show up fr weeks.
"O'Leary done well, an she was good
wife to him. She made money an kept
him straight an started him FIR Consta-
BILE. He Wen out. bein q sthrong man.
Thin she got him to r-run FIR alderman.
an ye shud've seen her tn night he was
inaugurated. Be hivins. Hinuissy she
looked like a fire in a pawnshOp, fair COW
! cred with dimons an goOld watches an
chains. She was cut out to be an aIdhcr-
mans wife an twas worth goin miles
to watch her Ieadin' tn gran march al
tn Ar-rchy Road Dimmycratic Fife an
Dhrum Corps ball.
But there she stopped. A good woman
an kind wan, she cuddent go tn dis
lance. She had tn house an tn childher
to care fr an her eddycatiOn was throuzh
with. They isn't much a woman can
learn afther she begins to raise a family.
| But with OLeaUy twas different 1 say
about We er colleges. Hinnissy, but polly
ties is tn poor mans cOlIedge A Ia-ad
without enough book larnin' to r-read a.
meal ticket, if ye give him tin years iv
| poliy-tical life, has the air Nv a states
man an tn manner ~ a jock an cud
| take amy job firm dalin faro bank 10
r-runnin tn threasury w tn United
States His business brings him up again
tn best men if tn community an their
[ - an lii
in an Robin sticks to him. TIL good
woman is at home all day. Tn on'y peo-
pie she sees is tn childher an tn neigh
bors. While tn good man I'm a swallow
! tail coat IS addhressin' tn Commercial
| club on what we shud do fr to reform
! poilytics, she's dlscussin' tn price iv
/ groceries with tn plumbers wife an
talkin' over tn back fence with tn milk
| man.
Thin O'Leary moves up on tn booly-
ward. He knows he'll get along ali Fright
on tn boolyvard TIL menW say. .Tbey'se
a good deal iv rugged common sinse iu
! that O'Leary. He may be a robber but
! tiny Sc mighty little escapes him. But mo-
! wan speaks to Mrs. O'Leary. No wa.
| asts her opinion about our foreign policy
! She sets day In an day out behind Oh.
! dhraWn curtains ~ her three-stOry brown
| shtOne residence prayin' that some v,.r,rr
| come In an see her an If anuvwan
! comes she's frozen with fear An 'iis
on'y whin she slips out to Ar-rchey r-road
| an finds tn plumbers wife an sets I'm On.
| Kitchen over cup " tay that peacs
comes to her. By an by they offer
! y Leary tn nommynatiou FIR congress.
! lie knows he's fit fr It. He's shtrouger
thin tn young lawyer they have now.
| PeopIe'll listen to him in Wash'nton as
| they do in Chicago. He says, III take
| it. An thin he thinks ~ tn wife ac'
they'se no Wash'nton f'r him. His pol
I lytical career is over. He wud niver have
| oeen constable If he hadn't marrld. but hc
might have been sinitor If he was a
widower
Mrs O'Leary was In to see tn Oar
| gans tn other day. 'Ye mus be ver,
happy In ye'er gran house. with Misther
| OLeary dom 50 WELL says Mrs. DargaD
An tn ony answer tn foolish woman
| give was to break down an weep on Mrs
bargains neck"
Yet ye say poiiytician ought 10 get
| mario. said Mr.. Hennessy
| -, Up to certain point" said MI. Dootev
ne must be marrid. Afther that-UeU +
only say that. though pollytics is q gran.
career IT man, 'tis tough wan f'r tl.
> "he- Copyright, 1890. by R. II. Russell.