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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1900-09-04
THE MOUNT HOLLY NEWS
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1900.
HOODS Pills

Are prepared from Ma
lures mild laxatives, and
while gentle are reliable
and efficient. They
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20 soothe or question her. They an
Immediately pushed rapidly on down

10 soothe or question her. They an
Immediately pushed rapidly on down
to the river.
Now, the governor had arranged a
signal with his boatmen that white
cloth by day or a light by night dis
played from the attic window Of his
hiding place, which was just visible at
the mouth Of the river, should inform
them If he were In trouble and put
them on the alert to help him
AS soon, therefore, as he started
from his Cousins, it fioated from the
window to warn them. And when
they saw the pursuing party dash mad
ly down the road to the river and rec
ognized the British uniform of the
leaders they pulled swiftly out to sea.
The horsemen reached the shore only
In season to see the boat with two men
In it nearly out of sight and, supposing
their destined prey had escaped, relin-
quished the pursuit.
Meanwhile the victim lay safe and
quiet where the shrewdness Of the lit
tie cousin had hidden him until the
time came for her return Tor supper.
Then he babe her go as usual to her
home, telling her to ask her mother to
place the signal lamp as soon as 1t
grew dark in the window for the boat
men and send him some supper,
with his valise, which. in the hurry of
his departure, he had left behind.
The signal recalled the boat, which
after twilight had ventured in sight Of
the shore and the farmhouse, and the
governor quietly made his way to the
river In safety. When he rejoined his
father In a secure home. he named his
infant daughter, which had been born
in his absence, Hetty Marvin, that he
might be daily reminded Of the little
cousin whose truth and shrewdness
saved his life.-Exchange
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just am Ordinary steak.

when in Hamburg, we supposed
we must do as the Hamburgers did, SO
at our first meal there we asked for
Hamburg steak" said the woman.
Besides, we wanted to see how that
Wand would taste upon its native
heath, anyway. But to all our requests,
couched In our best scholastic German,
the waiter shook his head. Like many
another prophet, the Hamburg steak
was apparently without honor in its
own country. At all events, our waiter
hadn't heard of it. oh. well,' we said,
Just bring US an ordinary beef steak.
But, 10 and behold when the meat was
served there it was all chopped up and
made into small cakes-what Ameri-
cans call. In fact, Hamburg steakp
To Hamburgers a Hamburg steak was
an ordinary steak New York Sun.
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1t is usually not good politics for one
newspaper championing a cause to
publicly combat the dictum of another
battling to the same end. But when a
Journal attempts to sheer down and to
smother a living, burning principle
championed by the candidate whom IT
supports in the silly belief that treach-
cry or even Indifference to one issue
will be magnet to attract votes to
others it is the part of common honesty
to protest And honesty even in poll
tics is, after all, the best weapon and
the most potent argument.
Free silver is an issue in this cam
paign.
1t was made so in the strongest Ian
guage in every convention which nomi
mated William J. Bryan.
The man from Nebraska would never
have accepted the nomination at Kan
sas City had it not been so treated.
He stated that quietly for publica
ton, and he had frequently so averred
most emphatically in private converse
ton The very hub of the Bryan politi
cal wheel fashioned at Chicago in 1896
was free ver-Sacramento Bee.
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The Poor pnxl,.hman,. oxford.

The poor mans varsity is the poly
technic, a word meaning many arts, :"
and the things which are not taught
there are hardly worth knowing. In
London alone there are IL of these
splendid schools, where men and
women can learn, at small cost, use
full trades, music, painting and the art
of thinking. There are clubs for cy-
cling, football, and all the games; there
are cheap excursions to all parts OF
Europe, so that people can learn by
travel; there are concerts and enter
tainments, and little religion on Sum
days. For the best students there are
prizes and certificates, which help
people to get on In the world.
The idea is spreading all over the
country, because a graduate from a
polytechnic is apt to get better wages
than graduate of Oxford. Cambridge
has 1000 students, Oxford 5000, but
the polytechnics of London have al
ready $4,000 students, and both In the
metropolis and In the provinces the
system is growing rapidly.-London
Answers
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NOT WORK, BUT WORRY.
n ID not work. but the worry,

It is not work, but the worry,
That wrinkles the smooth, fair face,
That blends gray hairs with the dusly
And robs the form Of Its grace,
That difns the luster and sparkle
OF eyes that were once 80 bright,
BIT now are heavy and troubled
With a weary, respondent light.
n is not the work. but the worrys
That drives all sleep away,
As we toss and turn and wonder
About the cares Of the day.
Do we think OF the hands hard labor
Or the steps Of the tired feetP
An, moi But we plan and ponder
How to make both ends meet.
II is not the work, but the worry,
That makes US sober and sad,
That makes us narrow and sordid
When we should be CHEEKY and glad.
There's a shadow before the sunlight
And ever a cloud in the blue;
The scent Of the rosas Is tainted,
The notes OF the song are untrue.
Il is not the work, but the worry,
That makes the world grow old,
That numbers the years Of Its children
Ere half their story Is told,
That weakens their faith in heaven
And the wisdom Of Gods great plan
Ali. tits not the work, but the worry,
That breaks the heart Of mani
-Inez May Felt In Somerville Journal
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AS an Illustration of that sort OF
salutary reproof which is sometimes
administered by an inferior" Our
Dumb Animals prints an incident COM
municated by South Dakota minister.
The clergyman had been asked to
receive an Indian boy into his family
for few weeks, and had consented to
keep the lad If he did not prove to be
''too much of a savage" He turned
out to be pretty good boy, SO much SO
that one day, as great treat, the
minister gave him a gun and told him
to take holiday and go hunting.
The Indian shook his head. mo, T"
he said quietly. me belong to Band
of Mercy. Me not shoot birds or
animals, only rattlesnakes."
The minister had been very fond of
using that gun, but he says he does not
care much for 1t now.
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Hare or rabbit, November 1 to Deem
Der 81
Gray, black and fox squirrels, Novem-
Der to December 81.
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Black bass pike perch, yellow perch,
white bass, June Is to November 30.
Brook trout, April to July 10.
Pike and pickerel. May to November 30.
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mo- BRYAN FOR THEM !!
Democratic Stampede to Mckinley and
Roosevelt.
DISGUST AND INDIGNATION.
Important Accessions TO the Republican Ranks.
Party Leaders and Business Men Adam
donine the Kansas City Ticket.
Stampede to
Roosevelt.

glas Democrats in 1861 and Cleveland
Democrats in 1896 will again rise above
party, believing that protection and
questions Of foreign policy should be
subordinated to the financial issue. /
do not believe the administrator
policy in the orient should be con-
demned while rebels are in arms against
our sovereignty. l fully indorse the
financial record of the present ad-
ministration. The Republican party is
pledged to civil service and stands
everywhere for free elections. This
last consider an issue far paramount
to Imperialism, as count any man an
enemy of civilization who attacks the
sanctity of the ballot-the chief prop in
representative government. For the
reasons stated, shall support the
nominees Of the Philadelphia conven-
tion."
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always try to keep yourself well te
the 'front.'" said Senator Sorghum te
the young man who Is studying poll
tics.
"You mean must be among the first
to advance new ideas and promote re
forms"
mot exactly, but you must be among
the first to claim credit when the trick
Is done and everybody is appIauding.'
Washington Star.
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The late Sir John Bridge, the well
known London magistrate. was fond
of telling his friends of curious let
ter he received not long before his re-
tirement from Bow street. 1t ran:
"Sir-I am sorry to occupy your time,
but l feel must write to thank you
for having locked up my wife for six
months. My wife had often come be-
fore the court for drunkenness, but
after being fined she was worse. You
were kind enough to give her six
months, and she came back to me re-
claimed woman and is now the best
wife In England"
This letter was all the more valued
by Sir John Bridge because he was or
dinarily lenient judge.
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Better to Have Waited.

The other morning Jones turned ur
at the office even later than usual
His employer, tired Of waiting for him,
had himself set about registering the
days transactions, usually Jones' first
duty. The enraged merchant laid his
pen aside very deliberately and said to
Jones, very sternly indeed. Jones. this
will not dor
mo, SIR" replied Jones gently, draw
ing off his coat as he glanced over his
employers shoulder, sit will not. You
have entered McKurken's order in the
wrong book Far better to have wait
ed till camep'-Pearson's Weekly.
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Lacking In Romance.

"Swigsby hasn't a particle Of ro-
nance about him."
81 never thought he had. Any new
proof Of itY'
Eyes. He was calling on Daisy
Swinnerton. You know Daisy. Little
thing, but full Of poetry. Swigsby said
he wondered where they met the first
time, and Daisy in her poetical way
said she guessed it was in the gIoam-
ing. Swigsby looked puzzled, and then
what do you suppose he said?"
"Give it up"
"Said he guessed she was mistaken,
because he couldn't recall any apart
ment house by that name. "-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
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A Good Scheme

Mrs. Younghusband-Do you notice
any difference in the milk, dear?
Mr. Younghusband-I should say SO.
This is a much better quality than we
have been getting lately.
Mrs. Younghusband-Ind it Is.
got 1t off new man, who said he
would guarantee it to be perfectly
pure. So bought enough to last for
q couple of weeks.
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Animal Criminaln.

A writer in Forest and Stream says
that the criminal tendency is manifest
ed to a greater or. less extent by al
the lower animals, and he has com
piled list of IS crimes which art
commonly committed by birds. beasts
or reptiles. The indictment includes
murder. parricide, fratricide, suicide
theft. kidnapping. highway robbery
polygamy and drunkenness.
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Game Laws,

1t is not generally known that number
game laws of this state at the last session
of the Legislature. Non-residents of the
state are now prohibited from taking any
partridge, quail, rabbit, English pheasant,
woodcock or squirrel from the state, ex-
cepting when the same shall be killed in
preserves stocked by the owner, under a
penalty of $50. The law does not pro-
hibit taking snipe, rail and reed birds,
marsh hens, dove, plover and all web
footed fowl from the state.
Under the new law the seasons are fixed
as follows, with penalty of $50 fine in
each instance for a violation:
BIRDS.
Quail, November to December 81, in
elusive.
Partridge, grouse or pheasant, Novem-
Der to December 81.
Woodcock, July to July 81; October |
to December 10.
Rail bird, August 25 to December 81.
Reed bird, August % to December 81.
Marsh hen, August 25 to December 81.
Gray, English or Wilson suipe, March
to April 30; September to December 81.
Grass or upland plover, August l to
September 30:
Dove, August to September 80.
All web-footed fowl, September 1 to
May 1.
ANIMALS.
Hare or rabbit, November 1 to Decem-
Der 81
Gray, black and fox squirrels, Novem-
Der to December 81
FISH.
Black bass, pike, perch, yellow perch.
white bass, June Is to November 30.
Brook trout, April l to July 10.
Pike and pickerel, May to November 30.
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Bobby was spending the afternoon at
his aunt's and for some moments had
been gazing out of the window in a
painfully thoughtful sort of way.
what makes you so serious, Bob
byT asked his aunt.
"Why, ma told me that l must re-
member not to ask for anything to eat,
and am trying to remember it,
Union Signal
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Exposure to sudden climatic change
produces cold in the head and catarrh is
apt to follow. Provided with Ely's
Cream Balm you are armed against Nasal
Catarrh. Price 80 cents at Druggists OF
Ely Brothers, Sc Warren street, New
York, will mail it.. The Balm cures with
out pain, does not irritate or cause sneez.
ing 1t spreads itself oyer an irritated
and angry surface, relieving Immediately
the painful inflammation, cleanses and
cures. Cream Balm quickly cures the
cold
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Her object Attained.

"Forgive me, my dear" said the Cos
sip humbly, "but l thoughtlessly men
toned to Mrs. Brown the things that
you told me In strict confidence"
''There is nothing to forgive" replied
the wise woman pleasantly. at was
for that very purpose that 1 told them
to you In strict confidence" Chicago
Post
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Mosquito and all insect bites, wounds OF
stratches by any animal cured by Wells
fMiracle of Healing" Powder; Kills Ivy
Poison; Itch, Salt Rheum, Eczema;
Miraculous in healing power. Cures I'll
GERS, skin diseases, felons, boils, burns,
scalds, eruptions. Disinfectant, cleans
ing. Cures any sore on man or beast:
CSC bottles at druggists, or sent by mail
promptly on receipt of price. F. ).
WELLS, Chemist, Jersey City, N. ].
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Ante. cockroaohes. BED BUGS.

Mix, say, 25c box Of Trough or
Rats" carefully with a pound or SO O
mashed boiled potatoes, or with loaf o.
finely crumbled dampened bread, or two
tin cups of fine powdered sugar, and
place about their haunts, out of reach
of children or pet animals. Even the
haidier Black Cockroaches, Beetles,
Wood or Water Bugs, in one or two ap-
plications will be completely annihilated
Trough on Rats, is the only thing that
will effectually and permanently annihi-
late Bed Bugs, and it stands unrivalled
the world over for the prompt and efec-
tive determination OF Rats and Mice.
IS and rs boxes at druggists.
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Jack-I made two calls this after
noon, and must have left my UNI
brella at the last place called.
Tom-How do you know but that you
left it at the first place?
Jack Because there's where l got It
Chicago News.
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Rough on Piles.

Used largely in this and foreign coun
tries. Only complete, absolutely success
full, never failing cure. External and in
ternal treatment Relief at first applica
ton, and quick cnre. Price soc. at
Druggists, or sent promptly by mail on
receipt of price. E. S. WELLS
Chemist, 7Io Grand St. Jersey City. N. ]
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His candid Admission.

81 suppose your constituents will be
prepared to kill the fatted calf when
you get homer said the amiable friend.
mo-" answered Senator Sorghum;
my constituents aren't violent people.
Besides, they haven't got anything
against the fatted calf. Pm the one
they're ter."-Washingto Star.
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when Tcnornnce Il bliss.

Fudge-Do you believe in love at first
sight2
Budge-Cert 1t is then that neither
party knows what kind of person the
other is. Why shouldn't they fall in
love P-Boston Transcript.
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Nearer at Hand.

ibid you ever reflect on the immen-
sity of the solar system?"
mo. I've got my mind full rejecting
on the size of the note have to pay
next week. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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A Thieves Trick.

A mastiff was trained to assist
thieves In Paris. 1t was in the habit
of bounding against old gentlemen and
knocking them over in the street. A
"lady" and "gentleman"-owners of
the dog-would then step forward to
assist the unfortunate pedestrian to
rise, and while doing so would ease him
Of his watch and purse.
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shake into Your Shoes

Aliens foot Ease, a powder. 1t cures pain
tu, smarting, swollen feet and ingrowing
and bunions. It's the greatest comfort dis
covery of the age. Aliens Foot-Ease makes
for sweating, callous and hot, tired. aching
feet. Try it to-day SOLD by all druggists and
shoe stores. By mail for % c. in stamps.
Trial package free. Address. Allen $. Olmsted,
LIE Row. N j.
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Do Your Feet Ache and Burn

Shake into your Aliens Foot Ease, a powder
for the feet. 1t cools the feet and. makes tight
Swollen, Smarting, Hot, Callous, Sore and
Sweating Feet. Aliens Foot-Ease relieves all
pain and gives rest and comfort. We have
over 10000 testimonials IL cures while you
walk. Try it to-day All druggists and shoe
stores sell it, Csc. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted. lie Roy, N. j.
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Are YOU On Your Feet

If you walk or stand much, and you
feet get tired, pain and ache; if they are
tender, feverish or sweaty, Rough OF
Bunions" will give ease and comfort al
once and hardens the feet to stand any
demands made upon them. Also cures
Bunions and Corns Ask for Rough or
Bunions," CSC at druggists, or sent by
mail. E. S. Wells, Chemist, Jersey City
N
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He-How | envy that man who just
sang the solol
She Why, thought he had an ex-
ceptionally poor voicel
He-Oh, 1t Isn't his voice envy; it's
his neryel-Chicago News.
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Instant relief and permanent cure by
the great remedy Otto's Cure for Lung
and Throat diseases. Why will you irri-
tate your throat and lungs with that hack
ing cough when Wells & Son, Columbus;
E. D. Prickitt Mount Holly; w. c. Jones,
New Egypt; Edw. W. Rossell, Pemberton,
and II. II. Leeds, Raucocas, sole agents,
will furnish you free sample bottle of
this guaranteed remedy Its success is
wonderful, as your druggist will tell you.
Sample free Large bottles SOC and 95c.
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Lord Sayvan-De Livrus - All, but
your leisure claws In this country
have no titles.
Miss Sharpe Nonsense! What's the
matter with ''hobo," Weary Willie, -
DUSTY Roads," and SO on?-Philadel-
phia Press.
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The Homeliest MANN Mount Holly,

vited to call on any druggist and get tree a
trial bottle OF Kemp's Balsam for the Throat
and Lungs,a remedy that is guaranteed to cure
and relieve all Chronic and Acute Coughs
Asthma. bronchitis and Consumption. Price
AM
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The Rocky Gulch cowboy who broke
up show in that town by shooting at
the actors called himself meteor be-
cause, he said, he was shooting stars
Buffalo News.
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The grand specific for the prevailing
malady of the age, Dyspepsia, Liver Com
plant, Rheumatism, Costiveness, General
Debility, ETC., is Bacon's Celery King fol-
the Nerves. This great herbal tonic slim
ulates the digestive organs, regulates the
Liver and restores the system to vigorous
health and energies. Sample free. Large
packages SOC and 25c. Sold only by Wells
& Son, Columbus; E. D. Prickitt, Mount
Holly; W. G. Jones, New Egypt; Edw,
W. Rossell, Pemberton, and Fl. Fl. Leeds
Rancocas
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Gray Hair.

If gray, Wells Hair Balsam gradually
restores TO original color, black or brown
an elegant tonic dressing, Soc; S.. Drug
gists, or sent by express prepaid. +. S.
WELLS, Chemist, Jersey City, N. ].
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what shall we have for Dessert ?

This question arises in the family every day.
Let us answer it to-day. Try Jell-O, a delic-
ious dessert. Prepared in two minutes. No
baking ado hot water and set to cool. Fla
vors:-Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Straw
berry. At your grocers. 10 cents.
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Two stories are attributed in The
Railway Magazine to the witty bishop
of Oxford. He was once talking to
some boys in a school and said to them:
Nov, my boys, | dare say you think
it's a very fine thing to be bishop
But assure you I'm very busy man.
| have to go about all over my diocese,
and l haven't time to study like you
have. In fact, nearly all my study has
to be confined to only one book. 1t be-
gins with 'B' Do you know what 1t
ISL" 1.-THE Bible, sir; the Bible" shout
ed the boys all together. mo" replied
the bishop, with merry twinkle in his
eye. "It's called Bradshaw"
The other story is still better. On
one occasion when he alighted from
the train at Wheatley, the station for
Cuddesden palace, an officious porter
rushed up to him and asked. ANY arti-
cles in the van, my lordY Articles"
said the bishop grimly, Eyes, 80 arti-
cles." Off hurried the porter and wor-
ried the guard almost out of his senses
by the way he searched the van and
detained the train. Presently he came
back to the bishop with crestfallen
expression of countenance. "There are
only seven, my lord" "Only seven?
All. you're a Dissenter then, should
think"
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The oyster has no use for folding bed
Take Heed viii surely Speed

IaK6 HesU VIII surely Spe6u
Be sure to heed the first symptoms of
indigestion, nervousness and impure
blood, and thus avoid chronic dyspepsia,
nervous prostration and all the evils pro
duced by bad blood. Hoods Sarsaparilla
is your safeguard 1t quickly sets the
stomach right, strengthens and quiets the
nerves, purifes, enriches and vitalizes the
blood and keeps up the health tone.
All liver ills are cured by Hoods Pills.
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