The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-04-06
Editorial and Otherwise

WuCh VIZ C@ts nAS away ehC uiiCc WILL
play.
The speaker Of the house is usually
mans wife.
Ideas bother most mortals much more
than fiies do.
The supreme excellence in all things
is simplicity.
Ifa man deserves friends he will always
have them.
Ignorant men are good while in find
ing out what ails them.
Even o chronic liar will speak the
truth when intoxicated.
A hog is not hurt every time 1t squeals-
sometimes 1t is hungry.
II it weren't for your memory you
would be unable to forget.
No one has ever heard Of messenger
boy being touched to the quick.
1t Ia always the fellow with the sand
who wins the girl with the rocks.
Tubal Cain, worker in metals, was the
founder Of one of our oldest families.
Our musical editor says that bank
notes are used In composing fortunes.
Love will find the way, even II it is
nothing better than the installment plan.
The man who has money to burn usu-
ally has pretty hot time while IL lasts.
The first match was made in the Gar
den of Eden-but 1t wasn't q parlor
match.
Marriage notices in Kentucky news.
papers now read: "No cake, no cards,
no pistols"
A standing joke may not require seat
but there are times when it should be
shclved.
The business man who doesn't adver.
tise always has plenty of time to &c
a-fishing.
A man had his hair frozen the other
day on account Of a Boston girl whisper
ing to him.
II nature ahhors vacuum, II Is strange
she should create SO many empty heads
~ she does.
You will wait long time for an ad.
vantage il you wait for some one to give
1t to you.
The assertion that worry kills more
people than work must amuse those men
who do neither.
Don't he too keenly critical. The worm
has peculiar habit Of turning when yc II
least expect it.
Some folks think they could surely get
rich II they only had little money to
give them start
The man who owns stable Of racing
horses knows what 1t means to have
running expenses.
A Kentucky statesman looks upon q
morning cocktail as sort OF constitu-
tional amendment.
The earth has revolution every
twenty-four hours, but In some countries
they inaugurate one twice day.
Some girls do not appreciate the offer
Of mans hand in marriage unless II
holds well-filled pocketbook.
A st. Louis man keeps list Of all the
banks In the country. This enables him
to boast Of his large bank account
Printing paper, type and everything
else used In the publication Of news
paper is still advancing.
The man who is too proud to carry a
bundle home for his wife often thinks 1t
no disgrace to carry home n jag.
Lots Of people never cast their bread
upon the waters unless there Is reporter
around to make note Of it.
1t ia not commendable in man to
blow his own horn, unless he Is q men,
ber of brass band.
As . rule, the man who Is continually
bowling about the scarcity Of money
never thinks Of trying to earn 1t by hon
est labor.
Some Of the particular people will pres.
emily be ohjecting to the use Of the word
"next" because 1t is 20 evidently bar
berism.
It sometimes happens that the grounds
upon which girl bases her refusal Of q
Young mans offer of marriage IL his lack
Of ground.
China, with population OF 100000, ,O0(
and an area Of 4,2l8,O00 square miles, hat
only $50 miles of railroad.
Now the time comes when the tramI
will no longer look upon the Jail ~ hil
haven Of re- he naturally prefers to *
fishing, \ We admire his taste.
Trying quell > womsn's wrath Il
like sittii down on . bunch Of lightet
fire-crackers to keep them from going of
1t may he better to be born lucky thar
rich, but most of us feel that we coult
have done very well either way II tn,
stars had beon right
You will fnd that the people who ar'
always looking for excitement are tn,
ones that most frequently are taking
something to steady their nerve.
"snitch" 10 =, newly invented wor,
used TO designate IN iudivi1u1 VIII,
scans the newspapers in search Of ITEM
concerning matters upon which lawsuit