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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18
eorernmen. no.pI.al a. vaneoaysr.


President Beebe, of the Portland
chamber of commerce, at its last meet
ing, called attention to the bill locating
permanent general hospital at Van
couver, Wash, which has been intro
duced in congress by Representatives
Jones. of Washington. George Taylor,
jr., said that the hospital was of great
importance to Portland. "Vancouver's
healthful location Is we'll known" said
Mr.. Taylor. Before long, many SOL
diers will be returning from the Phil
ippines, and Vancouver is the place for
Them" The trustees voted to request
the Oregn congressional delegation to
cooperate with the Washington dele
cation in behalf OF the Vancouver hos
pital. Statistics showing that Van
couver is a healthier place than the
Presidio will be sent to Washington to
help the bill along.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18
New Cable Lincs.

France Is dependent upon England for
news OF the !rransyaal war, because the
cables are under their control, aud sho is
ready to spend vast sum Of money TO
free herself. This IL like many people who
have dyspepsia. spend q fortune seeking
teliveranoe, They should try Hustetter's
stomach Bttters. Ii never fails 70 cure
dyspepsia, constipation and biliousness.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

The Sioux and Blackfeet Indian
will at parting dig their spears in the
earth as sign of confidence and mu.
tual esteem. This is the origin of the
term "burying the tomahawk."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II 10
fails TO cure. Il. W. Groves signature
is ON each box. 25c.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18
PACIFIC COAST TRADE.



Onions, new. $l.00@1.26 per sack
Potatoes, new, $l6@20.
Beets. per sack. 75@S5c.
Turnips, per sack, 600.
Carrots, per sack, 600.
Parsnips, per sack, 75@S 1850.
Caulifiower, 75c@$l per dozen.
Cabbage, native and California, ~
COCO per 100 pounds.
Peaches, 65@80c.
Apples, $1.25@ l. so per box.
Pears. $l.00@l.26 per box.
Prunes, soc per box.
Watermelons, $l.50.
Nutmegs, 60@75c.
Butter Creamery, $40 per pound;
dairy, 17@22c; ranch. 22c per pound.
Eggs-Firm, 25@2ec
Cheese-Native. Ice.
Poultry-9@l0c dressed. 1S@14c.
Hay-Puget Sound timothy, $l2. 90;
choice Eastern Washington timothy,
$l7.00@IS.00
Corn-Whole, $23. 90; cracked, $23;
feed meal, $23.
Barley-Rolled or ground, per ton,
sal; whole, $22.
Flour-Patent, per barrel, Ss.25;
blended straights. $500; California,
$S.25; buckwheat -four, $500; gra-
ham, per barrel, $3.50; whole wheat
-four, $500; rye -four. $S.S0@4.00.
Millstufs-Bran, per ton, $500;
shorts, per ton. $l7.00.
Feed-.Chopped feed, $3.50 per ton;
per ton. $40; oil cake meal,
per ton, $4,000.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

Some nAturalists believe that hares
never drink, but get enough liquid for
their needs in the dew on the grass they
eat.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

Mothers will find AIRS. Winslow's sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy 10 use for ths,v
children during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

VITALITY low, debliltAted or exhausted cured by
Or. kiine'a luvlRorniing Tonic FREE o. Trial
Bottle containing Weeks treatment Df. kiius'a
Institute. esi Arch H., Philadelphia Founded 1871.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

A novelty is tho cold storage Of hops.
This is done In several places In Eng
land.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

Two bottles OF piso's cure for consump.
tton cured me Of bad lung trouble. Mrs.
]. Nichols. Princeton. Ind, Mar. 20, 1895.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

At New Brunswick, N. j., o syndi.
cate OF foster mothers may adopt Ger.
trude Dawson, OF Carman street, and
bring her mp on the cooperative plan.
The syndicate baby ia II MONTH old.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

Henry James, the novelist. does most
OF his writing at night.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

Only Safe Medicine for Children.
The tender little insldea Of children are
ruined by violent purgcs, pills or iiQaids. Cas-.
carets are pleasant, harmless. effective. Drug.
sssts. iOc, 30, SOC.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

Half century ago nails were slowly
wrought one ut time with hammer
and anvil.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

The quickest wink on record 10 about
one sixth OF second.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

The inhabitants OF winton, England,
believe that with the close OF the cen-
tt:y the world will como to an end.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18
San FranoIsoo Msrkst.


Wool-Spring-Nevada, 100 16c per
pound; Eastern Oregon, 12@16c; Val.
ley, 20@22c; Northern, 10@l2c.
Hops-1Ss9 crop, 11@12o per
pound.
Onions Yellow. 76@S5c per sack.
Butter-Fancy creamery 26c;
do seconds, 24@25c; fancy dairy, 2l
@23c; do seconds, 19c per pound.
Eggs-Store, 28@81c; fancy ranch,
SOC.
Millstuffs Middlings, $1,000 q
1900; bran, $l3@14.00.
Hay-Wheat $6.50@9; wheat and
oat $7.50@9.0O; best barley 5000
100; alfalfa, $6.OO@7.6O per ton;
straw, 35@45c per bale.
Potatoes Early Rose, $1.00; Ore
gon Burbanks, 66c@1.1O; river Bur-
banks. 45@76c; Salinas Burbanks,
$1.0O@1.25 per sack.
Citrus Fruit--Oranges, Valencia,
$2.75@8.25; Mexican lines, $4,000
500; California lemons 76c@9I. 80;
do choice $1.75@2.0O per box.
Tropical Fruits-Bananas, 4I.B0@
$50 per bunch; pineapples, nom.
inal; Persian dates. 6@e1kc per
pound.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18
Lo,nlx Rook Frsa,

Only few copies len. send today. The volume
n goFgeOusiy illustrated with numerous enKravinea
Of mining scenes and the grandest scenery In the
Rocky MOnntains the edition cost e 900 70 publish
1t IL not an adv. for anyone. Merely to INTRODUCES
our big illustrated family weekly we will send 4 |
copy OF The above 9ne book ffse 20 all sending We
Our paper publishes each week stories OF aAvsn-
ture, all tho latest mining news, end Illustrations
Pill Mention thig paper and address Western
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

When a grocer advertises that his
eggs can't be beat, avoid him.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

q Lies About the Mouth OF Tho Gdif
ofst. Lawrence Cross Cnrrcnts, FoEs,
lceberss, Reefs and other snares to
Rarass Mariners.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

Wheat Walla Walla. 5l@52c
Valley, 62c; Bluestem, 54c per bushel
Flour-Best grades, $500; graham,
$3.50; superfne, sails per barrel.
Oats-Choice white, SAG SOC; choice
gray, 84c per bushel.
Barley-Feed barley, $I5@I8.00;
brewing, $1S.O0@1S.5O per ton.
Millstufs-Bran, SIT per ton; mid.
dlings. $22; shorts, SIS; chop, SIC per
ton.
Hay-nmothy, $9.5O@11; clover,
S7@S; Oregon wild hay, 1907 per ton.
Butter--Fancy creamery, SOC 55c;
seconds. 42K@45c; dairy, 8716@4Oc;
store, 26@36c.
Eggs-20c per dozen.
Oregon full cream, l8c;
Young America, lac; now cheese IOc
per pound.
Poultry Chickens, mixed, $2.50@
$50 per dozen; hens, $4.00; springs,
80. 2.50@3.5 30; geese, $7.O0@9.OO for old;
$4.50@6.50 for young; ducks, "a. 80
per dozen; turkeys, live, 12K@18c
per pound.
Potatoes--55@75c per sack; sweets,
2@2kc per pound.
Vegetables-Beets, 81; turnips. 90c;
per sack; garlic, &c per pound; cauli-
flower, Toe per dozen; parsnips, 81;
beans, 6@6c per pound; celery, roo
76c per dozen; cucumbers, zoe per
box; peas, S@4c per pound; tomatoes,
76c per box; green corn, 12H@
16c per dozen.
Hops-s@ lie; 1893 crop, 6@8o
Wool-Valley, 12@13c per pound;
Eastern Oregon, 8@14c; mohair, 27@
S0c per pound.
Mutton--Gross, best sheep, wethers
and ewes, sHc; dressed mutton, 81f@
&c per pound; lambs, me per pound.
Hogs-Gross, choice heavy, $500;
light and feeders, $3.50; dressed,
IS. 100000 per 100 pounds.
Beef--Gross, top steers, $3. .50@4 90:
COWS, $3@8.50; dressed beef, e1k@
7Mc per pound.
yeal-Large, 6K@7Kc; small, so
s nc per pound.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

Fishing Is the iayorite pastime OF
Rock Rapids (Ia.) dog. II awims ont
Into the water and catches the tlsh In
Its mouth.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18

OHM POOLE, PoRrLAsp, oaEooS,
give you the best bargains IN general
&hinery, engines, boilers, tanks, pumps.
gs, belts and windmills. The new
n X L windmill, sold by him, IL un-
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-01-18
PORTLAND DIRECTORY.

cAwsroN 4 CO.; ENGINES. BOILERS, MA.
..cbinery, supplies tS.op Firsl H.. Portland. or.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
The Tribune Almanac.

During the exciting presidential cam
paign of 1900 the Tribune Almanac will
be found a perfect mine of useful infor-
nation for the guidance of those TAX
ing part in or wishing to understand
public discussions. 1t has long been
actual possession Of knowledge Is
knowing where to procure 1t OF a mo-
ment's notice. Indeed, many people are
SO constituted that they would much
prefer the latter method of getting hold
Of a large share of the information for
which they have any use. Hence the
need of a volume like the Tribune AL
manac, which reduces to the least posi-
BILE compass a vast and varied amount
of valuable information Of everyday
utility. The Tribune Almanac has been
compiled carefully and accurately,
without haste, and in a workmanlike
manner. Besides every possible variety
Of public statistics, the political plat
forms, laws of congress and all that,
the Tribune Almanac prints the names
of the executive officers Of all the states,
presidents of colleges, etc. Several his
torical reviews also appear. relating to
Cuba, Venezuela, the Philippines, the
peace treaty, the Mazet committee, the
war in the T%ransvaal, etc. 1856 pages. rs
cents a copy. Address The Tribune,
New York City,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
What One Hears In the Telephone.

What One Hears In the Telephone.
1T is very hard to realize that the
voice one hears over the telephone Is
not the voice of the person who Is
talking" said an electrician, chatting
about the oddities Of the business. 1T
seems exactly like the real tones,
drawn out thin and small and carried
from a long distance by some mechan-
ical means, but 1t isn't. When one
speaks into the instrument, a little
diaphragm, like a drumhead, begins to
vibrate, and each vibration sends a
wave Of electricity over the wire. These
waves set up a mimic vibration In an
other diaphragm at the opposite end,
which Jars the air and produces an
imitation Of the original voice.
'"That's not a very scientific explana-
ton, but it's accurate. The autograph.
telegraph, which makes a facsimile Of
handwriting, is a fair parallel. You
write your message with a pen, at
tached to a special electric apparatus,
and a little ink siphon at the other end
Of the line exactly initiates every dot
and curve. The result seems like the
real thing, but Is merely a first class
counterfeit. It's the same way exactly
with the voice in the 'phone."-New Or
leans Times-D Democrat.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
Convict. who smoke Mariguana.

C0nvicts Who SmOk Martguana.
In southern Mexico the jail and pris-
on officials experience great difficulty
In trying to prevent the smuggling into
their institutions Of the seductive
mariguana.
This is q kind of "loco" weed, o
powerful than opium. 1t grows from
seed by cultivation in southern Arr
IONA and in Mexico. 1t Is a danger
GUS thing for the uninitiated to handle,
but those who know its uses say It
produces more delightful dreams than
opium.
The Mexicans mix it with tobacco
and smoke It in cigarettes, inhaling
the smoke. When used In this way,
1t produces a hilarious spirit in the
smoker that cannot be equaled by any
other form Of dissipation. The govern
or Of the prison at Yuma has just un-
earthed a large quantity Of the weed
that had been hidden within reach Of
the convicts who work in outside
gangs.-Stray Stories.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
THIRTEEN.

''Thirteen is unlucky,' says l to John Gray
That time he got married the thirteenth Of May.
But John he Just grinned and said | was sore
Because it want M that was gettin Bess Moore.
Well, it's twelve years since then, and three
weeks ago
l was out to Johns house in New Mexico.
And we hadn't met In ten years, l guess,
When one day I seen him in Deming with Bess.
They coaxed and insisted and vowed l must go
To pay 'em a visit at their place, and so
! elm in their wagon, and when we got there
] thought we had lit on a Donnybrook fair.
''It's only the children" says Bess, "and I'll send
Them in right away to see our old friend"
And then they come in, the big and the small,
And I counted the lot. There was thirteen In ALL
And l looked up at John, and John looked away
And says I to him, Flows the thirteenth Of
May?"
And John said he guessed he hadn't nothin to
say.
P. S.-There was two pair Of twins.
New York Sun.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
Another Big Ocean Liner.

1t is rumored that another big ocean
liner is to be built, which will rival even
the famous Oceanic in size, AS usual,
American enterprise is at the head OF
the project. America seems determined
to have the greatest, whether 1t be
steamships, art, inventions or medicine
Take Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as an
example of what has been accomplished
in medicine. 1t has proved its worth by
We so years of cures of stomach ais
eases. There is nothing like this famous
remedy for Indigestion, b~iliousness, con
stipation and nervousness. 1t also cures
liver and kidney trouble and prevents
malaria, fever and ague. Be sure you
get the genuine, with Private Revenue
Stamp over neck of bottle, or you Will
not be benefited.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
His Life Was Saved.

Mr.. j. e. Lilly, a prominent citizen of
Hannibal, Mo-, lately had a wonderful
deliverance from a frightful death. In
telling of it he says: II was taken with
typhoid fever that ran into pneumonia.
nv lungs became hardened. / was so
weak l couldn't sit up in bed. Nothing
helped me. I expected to soon die OF
consumption, when heard Of DR.. Kings
New Discovery. One bottle gave great
relief. l continued to use it, and now
am we'll and strong. | can't say too
much in its praise" This marvellous
medicine is the surest and quickest cure
in the world for all throat and lung
trouble. Regular sizes so cents and vi.
Trial bottles free at Fischer & Co. S drug
store; every bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22

There is no better medicine for the
babies than Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. Its pleasant taste and prompt and
effectual cures make it a favortte with
mothers and small children. 1t quickly
cures their coughs and colds, preventing
pneumonia or other serious conse-
quences. 1t also cures Group and has
been used In tens of thousands Of cases
without a single failure so far as we have
been able to learn. 1t not only cures
Group, but when given as soon as the
croupy cough appears, will prevent the
attack. In cases of w%hooping cough it
liquefies the tough mucus, making it
easier to expectorate, and lessons the
severity and frequency of the paroxysms
Of coughing, thus depriving that disease
Of all dangerous consequences. For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
An Editors Life Saved by Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy.

During the early part of October, 1896,
I contracted a bad cold which settled on
my lungs and was neglected until |
feared that consumption had appeared
In an ~incipient state. l was constantly
coughing and trying to expel something
which | could not. l became alarmed
and after giving the local doctor q trial
bought a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the result was immediate
Improvement, and after / had used three
bottles my lungs were restored to their
healthy state.-B. S. EDWARDS, Pub
Usher of The Review, Wyant, Ill. For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
YOUR FACE

Shows the state Of your feelings and
the state Of your health as we'll. I'm
pure blood makes itself apparent in a
pale and sallow complexion, Pimples
and Skin Eruptions. II you are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have a
healthy appearance, you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. 1t cures all blood
diseases where cheap Sarsaparillas and
so-called purifiers fail; knowing this,
we sell every bottle on a positive guar
antee.
For sale at Fischer'S drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
A Powder Mill Explosion

Removes everything in sight; so do
drastic mineral pills, but both are mighty
dangerous. Don't dynamite the delicate
machinery of your body with calopel,
croton oil or aloes pills, when DR.. Kings
New Life Pills, which are gentle as a
summer breeze, do the work perfectly.
Cures headache, constipation. Only Csc
at Fischer & CO.. s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
UNIQUE Calender.

New Edition of the Aztec Calendar,
January to June, 1900, now on sale at
A. +. & s. F. Ry. Ticket Office. Con-
tains six separate reproductions In color
ski inches) Of BurDank's Pueblo In
dian portraits-the seasons art sensa-
ton. Also engraved cover representing
ancient Aztec calendar stone. A hand
some and unique souvenir; edition limit
ed, order early. Price IS cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22

J. l. Bevry, Loganton, Pa, writes, IL
am willing to take my oath that | was
cured of pneumonia entirely by the use
of One Minute Cough Cure after doctors
failed. 1t also cured my children Of
whooping cough" Quickly relieves and
cures coughs, colds, Group, grippe and
throat and lung troubles, Children all
like it. Mothers endorse it. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
No Right to Ugliness.

The woman who is lovely in face, form
and temper will always have friends, but
one who would be attractive must keep
her health. If she is weak, sickly and
all run down, she will be nervous and
irritable. If she has constipation or
kidney trouble, her impure blood will
cause pimples, blotches, skin eruptions
and a wretched complexion. Electric
Bitters is the best medicine In the world
to regulate stomach, liver and kidneys
and to purify the blood. 1t gives strong
nerves, bright eyes, smooth, velvety skin,
rich complexion. 1t will make a good.
looking, charming woman of a rundown
invalid. Only 80 cents at Fischer 4
Co. a drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
Volcanic Eruptions

Are grand, but skin eruptions rob life
of joy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve cures
them; also old, running and fever sores,
ulcers, boils, felons, corns, warts, cuts,
bruises, burns, scalds, chapped hands,
chilblains, best pile cure on earth.
Drives out pains and aches. Only %
cents q box. Cure guaranteed. Sold by
Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
Her Face Was Her Misfortune.

"You claim you were insane when you
proposed to Miss Autumnleaf," said the
lawyer to his client, who posed as the
defendant in a breach-of-promise suit.
Scan you prove it,"
mo proof will be required" replied
the victim of circumstances.
"Why not?" asked the limb of the law.
Because" answered the other, "the
minute the jury gets a glimpse OF the
plaintiffs face the case will be dis
missed. Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22

L. T. Travis, Agent Southern R. R.,
Selma, Ga, writes, II can not say too
much in praise Of One Minute Cough
Cure. In my case it worked like IA
charm" The only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. Cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, and all
throat and lung troubles. Ireland 5
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
About the Size of It.

Biggs-Whatdo you think of this faith
cure business?
Diggs-Oh, it's all right in some cases.
Biggs-For example?
Diggs-Well, for instance when a per-
son imagines something ails him and
then imagines he is cured of it.-Chi-
cage News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
Needed Sympathy.

All! said the good old lady who was
visiting the prisoners, how your poor
wife must weep as she thinks OF you
here.
Which one. ma'am? asked the convict
addressed. I'm up for bigamy.-Ph1la-
delphia Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22

0Edythe-Are Percy and Beatrice en-
gagged?
thel-Well-er-conditionally If
her papa's wheat deal goes through all
right. of course she would look higher
than Percy, and if her papa's wheat deal
goes to smash, of course Percy would
take to the WOods!-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22

If the reader of this should chance to
know of any one who is subject to at
tacks of bilious collie he can do him no
greater favor than to tell him of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1t always gives prompt relief.
For sale BY A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
81 think I would 20

81 think I would 60 crazy with pain
were it not for Chamberlain's Palm
Balm" writes Mr.. w. fl. Stapleton,
Herminie, Pa. 81 have been afflicted
with rheumatism for several years and
have tried remedies without number, but
Palm Balm is the best medicine l have
got hold Of" One application relieves
the pain. For sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
Heard in France.

Priest-Ze Eenglish do not win!
Soldier-Zat is because zey have not
re brave officers like Esterhazy, MERCER,
Boisdeffre, Patty du Clam and all re
others, who fought so nobly against
DreyfuS!-Moonshine.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
History Repeating Itself.

Assistant rector with self-complacent
conceit)-Aw-m-I did pretty well in
my address today, didn't /, deacon?
Deacon Judkins (who is not a special
admirer of the r%ector's assistant, eau
tiously)-Waal-er-I must say it re-
minded me of suthin' similar I've read
in the Scripter.
Assistant rector-You probably refer
to Paul preaching at Mars hill.
Deacon Judkins-Not exactly; what |
was thinkin' of was the time Balaam's
assistant spoke.-New York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
or Couras Not.

Funny, how mothers will believe that
their children are so much better than
anybody else's children, said mt lady to
another. l know it, replied the latter.
Now, II all children we're like my little
George it would not be so strange.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
The Main Question.

A young man who loved a soubrette,
Told her fondly, with eyes that were
wette,
4 How for her he'd win fame,
E-HAnd glory and name;
Then she asked him. And what will |
gette?
-Indianapolis journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22

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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-22
Takes on the Color.

Hogan-There is wan thing about a
black eye that is dacint.
Grogan-And phwat is that?
Hogan--It turns green before it goes.
INDIANAPOLIS Press,