Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1900-07-25
Dinkelspiel Says:


Kansas City, Mo-, Dis Morning.
Rome vos built on seven hills. Kansas
City vos more chenerous. Id vos built
on efery hill in der vest, NIT der OK
ception uf der Rocky Moutains and
David B.
At der Midling hotel last night / hat
vun uf dem corkcusses NIT David b.
1 paid for der corks and David B. dit
der cussing.
"Vy, oh, Wy dit not remain station
ary on my perch at Woodpecker's
Roost?" set David B. "Here 1 am
alone und mitouid police protection in
der Wild und vooly vest, Wit no Won to
kiss me, none to caress."
WELL" set /, vot is der accusation
you vos guilty of, David B.?"
"Nudding," set David b. "My life
has been blameless from der start to
der finish because 1 always pud der
blame on sum Won else. Id is a most
disgraceful salvation, Id is! 1 hat
beeen humiliationed in der eyes uf der
rublic, und my appearance before der
world is like six niggles.'
''Dit der took your ambition on der
top uf vun uf desc hills und throw i'd
oferboard?" / interrogationed.
"Dey dit i'd" set David B. "Dey
certainly dit id. Und vot vos my am
bition? Yust a leedle vun dot /
brought ub und nursed on der boddle
in der incoobator at Woodpecker's
Roost. Wy, my leedle ambition would
nod dit any harm to no yum. All /
wanted was to be roozlefeltedw
You wanted to be roozlefeltedW /
set met exclamation ia my voice. "Your
meaning is hiding from me-"
"Vy, 1 wanted to be nominated for
der vice presidentials against my will
dot is being Roozlefeftid," sed David
B. "Und Wy nod? My style uf kick
ing is nod as loud as Tetty's, bud can
say mo- und nod mean it yust as Gifted
as he dit. / came all der way Ould
here from Woodpecker's Roost und
walked desc Kansas City streets nit
Guild der aid uf balloon, und vot is
my repayment?
81 hat nv voice trained down to der
limit so dot ven any vun mentioned
me for der tail end of der tigget could
scream for der police und nod mean a
word uf id. Vot is der resultings? My
boom is floating down the Missouri
river NIT ids Stats kicked oud, und /
haf a new dimple in my neck ware
| Cr0cKef SVlped me.
"Und is der no way you could get
Roozlefelted." I inquisitioned.
None votefer," set David c. "Uf
any vun should ask me to vent OH der
tigget und / should say mo- dey would
break dir legs rushing down to der
voncention to proclaim der glad It'd
ings. Uf any vun should ask me und
I should response NIT yes dey could
say, quit your kidding, David und
dey would walk away NIT DER sleeves
full NIT laughing gas. Now, vol
chance haf to get Roozlefelted in dis
push?"
Yust den my olt college chump, Vii
lum Seller, rushed in der corkcuss
room NIT me und David B.
Seller vas fixing at der mouth mi
excitement.
I'D is outdrage," said Villum.
I'D is" set David B., making bow
ad Seller.
81 am surprisaled beyond vords," Sc
, Seller.
II appreciate der sympathy vich you
vas concealing," set David b., making
annuder bow ad Seller.
. Seller looked bewilderment.
I'D is disgrace der Union vicl
bore me-" set Seller, making a quicl
recovery. "Vy, efery man, woman unt
, child in der New York delegation want
to get second place on der tigget. ha
disgustings NIT der who'd outfit.
id nod comprehensive to der communi
ty dat vas der only real, chenooin
T statesman iii der shooting match?"
, David b. rose NIT tightly un(
showed vun long, hard lock ad Seller
Den he vent ouid uf der hotel unt
quietly fell down the street.
We vent to der window und watched
David B. as he rolled down der mail
mountain.
"Vod der hillp set Seller on der side
Seller is right. Vot der hill?
D. DrNGELSPIEL
Per George V. Hobart.