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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-29
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Two high-class attractions the same
evening in city the size of North Yak
ina is one too many-from a financial
standpoint. That is why Human
Hearts," one of the best staged and
most artistically rendered pieces ever
put on at Larson's theater, failed to
draw crowded house last Saturday
night. Yakima is essentially music
loving community, and the Perry piano
recital at the Congregational church ON
the same date attracted a large number
of amusement patrons. The play of
"Human Hearts" is similar to "Nobs o.
Tennessee" SIN Missouri" and other
idyllic plays with the southern states as
the scene of action. Every part was
splendidly rendered, Edward McIIugh' S
impersonation of Jem Mason the tramp
being especially fine, while Eulalia Ben
nett as jeanette Logan the adventures
was superb. Should the Human
Hearts" company ever visit Yakima
again they will undoubtedly fill the
theater to overlooking.
Edward Baxter Perry.
The Ladies' MUSICAL Club is to be con-
graduated on the success of their ven
ture in engaging Edward Baxter Perry,
the celebrated blind pianist, to give a
recital in this city. The Congregatial
church was packed Saturday night, not.
withstanding the fact that high-class
theatrical attraction was ON at Larscu's
the same evening. All who listened tc
Mr.. Perry's performance express them
selves as highly delighted.
Breezy Tins.
Fitz & Webster's "a Breezy Time
company, made their second appearance
in Yakima on Monday night before a
small audience. The performance is
made up wholly of speciality work, some
of it good, some Indifferent. The cleo.
trical effects were fine. The general
verdict seems to be that the show as a
whole has deteriorated since its first APP
pearance here year ago.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-29
COMING ATTRACTIONS.
Why Smith Left Home.

The value of happy selection Of
name for play is well illustrated in Mr..
George H. Broadhurst's comedies "Why
Smith Left Home" "What Happened
to JONES'" and "The House That Jack
Built" In the case of "Why Smith
Left Home" which comes to Larson's
Theater Saturday evening, December l,
the title invites curiosity. There is an
assurance in it that there was reason,
or many reasons andif man is driven
away from his Preside and his slippers
and the caresses OF his wife newly taken,
it strikes home to many of us. 1t is in
the nature of outrage: it is a possi-
bility in any life; in short, our
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-29

sympathies and apprehensions are en-
listed. We suspect that the comedy
contains lessons in domestic economy
warnings against the little frictions of
the dawn of actual connubiality hints
as to the management of refractory
cook, and how to act in case of first aid
to the injured. Surely now, here's
something out OF the ordinary, we say.
And the average citizen leaves home for
one occasion himself to look into this
thing.
As the title implies, the story of the
farce relates to the troubles of one Smith
who has just been married to lady
half his own age; she is young and
pretty, and has an army of relatives
anxious to see the newly-married couple
happy. How they interrupted Smith s
tete-a-tetes with his wife, forced them
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-29
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER.

shop and office on Chestnut Street, between
First and Second Streets.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-29
Recommends II to Trsinmen.

G. IL. Hausan, Lima, O., Engineer /.
+. d W. K. X. writes Il have been
tro ubled a great deal with backache, l
was induced to try FOLEY'S KIDNEY
CURE, and one bottle entirely relieved
me. | gladly recommend ii to any one,
especially my friends among the train
men, who are usually similarly afflicted. F"
North Yakima drug store.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-29
A Fair Offer-Try II.

Pleasant, quick-must be sure or we
could not put a dollar draft in each
dollar box to be cashed if Null S
PIONEER CURES fail. Doctors prescribe
them. Separate kind for each disease
Kidney and Bladder, Liver and Impure
Blood, Stomach and Dyspepsia, Rheu-
matisIh, Female mplaints-chocolat
tablets, vegetable, simple, mild, effec-
tive. 25c and $1.00 Ask Taft & Taft
and w. j. Roaf.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-29

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are she
best liver pills ever made. Easy to take
and never gripe. Quiet x Ayers Drug
Store.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-29
G.. T. Aunailler,

Year after year, on CHRISTMAS WEEK,
this store is crowded with buyers who are hur-
Christmas shopping. They find some of the
counters crowded two rows deep with other
buyers equally hurried they have not time to
make the deliberate examination which results
in the deliberate judgment; and some of the
choice bits are gone.
Let me respectfully suggest that this year you
make your selection earlier. We want to give you
more time and better attention than give you
in Christmas week. We want you to stock be.
fore it is broken by the early buyers Please take the
fullest advantage of opportunity-and Don't Wait.
First Street D. N. kEENE
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-29

A FAMOUS KILLER-Mull's Light
ming Pain Killer Instantly kills Neu-
ralgia, Lame Back, Diarrhoea, Stomach
Pains, Pleurisy, sore throat, or any pain,
internal or external. 25c. Ask Taft Il
Taft or w. J. Roaf.
Nearly 1,OOO,O 900 women in Spain work
in the field as day laborers $4,000
women are registered as day servants
that is, they work for their food and
lodging There is no such class any
where else on earth.
Geo. A. Points, Upper Sandusky, o..
writes. 81 have been using FOLEY'S
HONEY AND TAR for hoarseness and
find it the best remedy I ever tried
1t stopped the cough Immediately and
relieved all soreness North Yakima
Drug Store.
His Suspicious Aroused. -" Mamma"
said Johnny, II don't believe that this
is health food why not, my son ?"
at tastes good"
It's Dangerous. stop that Cough and
avoid lung trouble. Nothing so good as
Mull's Lightning Cough Cure. It's safe
for children. % and SOC. Guaranteed
by all druggists. For sale by Taft 4
Taft and w. j. Roaf.
Teacher-You will have to bring me
an excuse for absence yesterday from
your father.
Willie-Aw he amt no good on ex-
cuses ma catches him every time.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are she
best liver pills ever made. Easy to take
and never grippe. Quiet x Ayers Drug
Store.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-29
Because it is so hard to find"

A KILLER THAT SAVES - Mull's
Lightning Pain Killer. Kills any ache
or pain, internal or external, instantly.
Absolutely pure. pc and SOC. Ask
Taft & Taft and w. j. Roaf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1900-11-29

See J. j. Macdonald's ad ON first
page. IS
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
PlTHY PENCILINGS.
Picked, Pointed and Preserved fol
Reading by Our Regular
Correspondents.
MACK.

There was slight rainfall here Mon
day night of last week, but still the cry
is. More rain! Move rain
H. G. Otteson came out from his
school at Wang last Saturday and put in
few days on his farm and visiting bis
family and neighbours. The crop around
Mack he reports as being in fully as fine
condition as that of the brush farms
along the Pembina river near Wang.
School election passed off very quietly
out this way last Tuesday, the result
being the return of the same officers
elected here last spring the time of the
organization of Glenila for civil and
school purposes. The voters are evident
ly satisfied with the manner in which
Messrs Fred G1mby and Dan Porter
look after the duties of director and
treasurer respectively.
Postmaster McEwan has this summer
rugged up a machine on the plan of a
horse power pump, by which he is
successful in raising a plentiful supply
of water for his large herd of cattle.
If the we'll shows no sign Of giving out
under the strain of it's present demands,
it is understood this worthy servant OF
Uncle Sam will try irrigation rext sum-
mer in case we should be visited with a
repetition of the present drouth.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
STORLIE.

The committee that will look after the
grounds and other matters in connection
with the celebration consists Of Ole Dahl,
Edward Skahl and John Ackre.
Tuesday of this week there was dance
at OleDahl's. Over twenty couples were
there and something over s25 raised for
our Fourth of July fund, which py the
way is accommodating quite fast.
No change in the weather yet. II was
lob in The shade Saturday. Around
here breaking has come to standstill
owing to the dry weather and many OF
the farmers around here have begun to
put up hay, OF which there will be fair
crop around here. The sloughs all being
drJ in this locality the hay has ripened
early but is OF short length and lots of
cutting will have to be done ii any
quantity is put up.
The correspondent has been furnished
with the following list OF attractions
which help to make up the program for
the Fourth OF July celebration which
will be held by the people OF Storlie
next week:
Singing by six prominent ladies' OF
Storlie.
Six girls, from 8 TO Is years Of age will
render song entitled "Roley Id the
Lake"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
POLITICS WORSE THAN WAR.
Why an Old Woman Worried Abou
One OF the Soldiers.

Why an Old Woman Worried About
One OF the Soldiers.
From the Washington Star: "a
month or SO ago." remarked the drum
mer who sells saddlery and harness
goods, II was out in that part Of West
Virginia where Grover Cleveland and
Joe Miller used to go fishing, and in
the course of side trip I was maxi
ing in blackboard, in order to take
in some OF my customers along the
edge of civilization, I stopped one day
at hillside tavern presided over by
Aunt Susan Mullins, who is as wise a
philosopher as she is superior in the
art of preparing fine mountain din
ner. I was resting after feed in the
shade, smoking stogie and talking to
Aunt Susan, or, the one subject now
of interest, to-wit, the war. Any Of
your folks at the front, Aunt Susan?
inquired. None Nv my own kinfolks
is, but Sarey Jockson's boy is, ano
Sarey is most sister to me- L
suppose you were worried a good deal
about him during the fighting before
Santiago, weren't you? I know how l
felt about a brother I had with the
rough riders. 1t is a terrible strain
on people at home to have to sit still
and wait, every minute expecting to
hear that they are killed or badly
hurt Yes she replied, rather hes
itatingly, that's mighty bad and un-
comfortable, but 'twan't that what
worries me so much about Sareys boy
as his comm home after the war's
over How do you mean?' 1 asked,
puzzled past understanding, for the
homecoming seemed to be the most
joyous part of it. We'll, you see,
Jeems is fer all the world like his
pappy was-one NV these here good
natered men that everybody likes and
is so ALFRED popular that they amt
got no time to tend to their own bust
ness. Jeemes' pappy went into the
last war and fit like wild cat, and
when he come home the people run
him fer the legislator and elected lin,
and he never wuz wuth shucks frum
that day till they buried him. Jeemes
has fit just like his pappy done, and
constable told me t'cther DAY that they
wuz goin' to run Jimmy fer the leg
ls.ater shore ez shootin and he'd
gweep the county like a whirlwind.
and that's what skecrs me fer Jeemes.
Politics is heap sight wuss on a mar
than war;"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
TRIER,
More rain is needed.

More rain is needed.
Mike Finley departed for Emerald
last week.
Mrs. Ed. Shadler continues to improve
right along.
M. Janowski and son, Paul returned
from their Crystal City trip last Friday.
reporting that they had quite an enjoy
able time.
Mr. and Mrs. Littlejohp, Of Glasston,
drove through here last week on their
way 10 Perth for visit with relatives
aud friends.
About fifteen Indians with their better
halves and numerous offspring are
lowering around the west side Of the
town, picking snake root and killing
badgers.
Wenzel Worlick says that il the
mysterious individual, who stole his 80
feet of new rope will return it to the
place from which he got it, but little
more will be said on the subject.
Last Monday morning Peter Schuler
took very sick. On Tuesday the doctor
was summoned from Bisbee, and pro
nounced the case to be one OF pneumonia.
At this writing the patient is some better
and hopes are entertained OF his recovery.
The school election was grand IN
affair, but would have been more general.
ly appreciated il accompanied by a good
heavy shower of rain. The result was
that s Gan was elected treasurer and
Dominic SCHUYLER, director. A hair pull
ling concert came near being the wind-up.
Either ye patient editor, or ye giddy
correspondent made a slight m stake in
the item that appeared in last weeks
DEMOCRAT in the announcement of the
holding OF Catholic services In Trier,
which will be held on July 7th, instead
OF The 18th, as mentioned in the previous
isene.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
PORCH PARTIES IN ORDER.
with a Little ingenuity IL Clever Ente,
tainment May he Arranged.

with Little Ingenuity Clever Enter
tainment May he Arranged
If you have a teranda, a quarter
acre OF lawn, and social debt, these
hot days give porch party. 1t is de-
lightfuily entertaining and distinctly
new, says the Philadelphia Press. Make
it musical evening, and invite cou-
pie of friends who can play bit on
the banjo or mandolin and sing. Cards
and progressive conversations are 9TH
er clever ideas. On a table in one
corner Of the porch have generous
pitchers of iced drinks-lemonade,r asp-
berry vinegar, etc.-and keep them
we'll filled throughout the evening.
With the beverages offer thin sand
wiches of graham bread, with cheese,
chopped nuts, olives, or mayonnaised
lettuce leaf. Little home made sponge
cakes are nice by way Of an additional
dainty, or the menu may consist of gin
ger ale, crackers, cheese and sailed
almonds The bonbon dish never goes
wrong at a porch party. Dates, stuffed
with marshmallows, are new SUCCESS
tions for filing it. These dainties are
easily dore at home. The stone of the
fruit is dug out with knife point,
and just enough of the marshmailow
put in to take its place. A porch par.
ty for a dozen friends need not cos.
more than 4 couple cf dollars SO at
most. 1t is an economical as well as
delightful way Of bringing ones
friends together.
FoR SALE:--One new Mccormick
mower. VIII sell cheap for cash or on
time Annlx NJ Iflford Rrna aAnnn n
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
Would Not Suffer So Again For Fifty
Times Its Price.

1 awoke last night with severe pains IN
my stomach. I never felt so badly in all
my life. When came down to work
this morning I felt so weak I could hard
ly work. went to Miller & McCurdy's
drug store and they recommended
Chamberlain's Colo, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy. 1t worked like magic
and one dose fixed me all right. It GER
tainly is the finest thing ever used for
stomach trouble. shall not be without
it in my home hereafter, for should not
care to endure the sufferings of last night
again for fifty times the price.-G. Fl.
Wilson, iveryman, Burgettstown, Wash
ington Co., Pa. This remedyeis for sale
by N. E. MoGruer.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
ECCENTRIC MRS. BIGELow.
That Old Story About Ouida Attributed

Ihat Old Story About Ouida Attributed
roultney BlgeloW, who remarks that
some OF the soldiers who sailed for
Santiago in the transports asked him
what the war was about is the GENTLE
man who went to school with the en-
peror of Germany and wrote a book
about the potentate, says the Louis
Vile Times. His mother was noted
for her frankness of speech and &C.
centricity, and at one time when her
husband occupied diplomatic post in
France the Emperor Napoleon III.
placed the imperial box at his disposal
one evening. For some reason or 9TH
er the Bigelows could not attend the
opera, SO Mrs. Bigelow sent her SER
wants to occupy it and caused thereby
no little upheavel in diplomatic cir
cles. 1t was this lady who called on
"Ouida" at her villa in Florence. When
the servant took in her card Mrs.
Bigelow overheard the authoress say
ing: No, l will not see her. Tell her
| have no use for Americans" Where
upon the caller was wroth, and, walk
ing into the room where "Ouida' was,
she exclaimed: Wont see Americans?
Why, miss, we are the only people
who buy and read your nasty books"
Instead Of getting angry, "Ouida" was
delighted with the freshness and au-
dacity of her caller and begged her to
come to the villa as her guest, for she
would like to make q study of her.
Mrs. BiRelow declined.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
DRESDEN.
Heat! Heat! Heat!
~, ~.

Heat! Heat! Heat!
Rain! Ram! Rain!-Nit.
Nelson Thorn was over to Elkwood for
visit with his folks Sunday.
H. II. Fischer, superintendent of the
Cargill line of elevators, stopped off here
to transact business Tuesday.
Harry Landecl formerly ct. Northern
depot agent at this place shook hands
with friends while in town for short
time on Tuesday.
J. j. Powers and John Schwartz we're
here Tuesday. They are at the present
time taking the census in the German
settlement east of here, Mr.. Schwartz
being engaged in the capacity of in
terpreter.
This is week Of hustle and hustle for
the Woodman camp of Dresden. What
they undertake to do they always do we'll
and the way they entertain visitors
from both up and down the line is a
caution, they always come back for
more, SO it must be of the right brand
anyway.
Andrew George, one of the old reliables
OF the Dresden nine is laid on the shelf
this week, his right arm being severely
spralned by long throw from out field
IN the game played Sunday with the
Lanedon boys. The accident leaves,
things rather unhandy for the Dresden
ties as George is one of the nine that
could always be relied on.
1t was truly wonderful how the Dres-
den ball team walloped the earth with
the Langdon fans last Sunday. The
game only lasted five innings, but
seemed to be as much as the other fell
lows wanted. This is the second game
that our boys have played and won
inside of week They having scored
victory over the Manitoba lads from
Mowbray Creek on Wednesday, when
the score was only 26 to 33. 1t looks as
it Dresden will be some pumpkins at
base ball before the season is over and
be able to make small potatoes of those
high toned Langdon fellows seven days
IN the week and twice on Sun days-if
necessary.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
MOSCOW.

The contract to make the road anc
build the bridge, advertised short time
ago was awarded to G. Veer, of Berlin
who expects to have the job done in a
few weeks.
Carl Amoth will take advantage of the
the free excursion to Fargo. He will nc
doubt come back loaded with ideas on
scientific agriculture, and Will probably
forget to talk politics for awhile.
The Hill brothers have fenced in a
large pasture for their stock, but report
they find it rather hard at this time to
buy cattle, farmers being loath to sell
even at good price Halston Hill has
been very sick, and at one time consider
able anxiety was felt by friends concern
ing his recovery. He is up and around
again.
There was host of candidates nomi-
mated at the school election recently held
and all of them we're good men. A.
Toews was elected treasurer, and his
brother G. Toews, director. The trea-
surer's office will in the future be al the
post Office, which surely ought to be
very convenient for the school marms
wv VIII OC dD10 W ROC tACAl uAuA1 duO
draw their salary at the same time.
"Observer," who writes in the Repub-
lican says he was informed there we're
no schools in Moscow. When he writes
again he should choose another name,
tor he most certainly lacks the power
OF observation. A school house IS big
enough to see and if he passed through
Moscow his shortslghted vision might
have at least discerned one, especially
when there are three. He never heard
OF a teacher, when we have W. J.
Bastvater and three others besides him.
Should "Observer'' come to Moscow
again he can get an idea of the profound
learning of our teachers by observation.
Both w. j. Storlie and W. j. Bestvater
can we think satisfy him at least of their
talking powers.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
Speeches by Chas Morton and Mill

Speeches by Chas Morton and Nils
Pierson.
Ball Game between the mines of Storlie
and West Billings, with purse of IS. 90
for the winner.
Free-For-A All running race; first money
$40, second money SIS: entrance fee So.
Match Race, between Ole Dahl's pinto
horse and 9. A. Chidstro's mule, for
purse Of $40.
Foot Race for purse of SIS.
Fastest Pie Eater, prize of 50.
Bowery Dancing. Etc.
We are ANXIOUS to see a good turn out
on the Fourth. The different commit
tees in whose hands the arrangements
have been placed will endavor to make it
pleasant for all who come ont to spend
the day with us. II the weather is fine
the crowd should be big one and Mount
Betsy be thoroughly initiated.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
A Card Of Thanks

I wish to say that feel under lasting
obligations for what Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy has done for our family. We
have used in SO many cases of coughs,
lung troubles and whooping cough, and
it has always given the most perfect
satisfaction, we feel greatly indebted to
the manufactures of this remedy and
wish them to please accept our hearty
thanks Respectfully, Mrs. 8. DorY, Des
MONIES, Iowa. For sale by N. E. Nc
Gruer.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28

Neglect is the short step SO many take
from cough or cold to consumption
The early use of One Minute Cough
Cure prevents consumption. 1t is the
only harmless remedy that gives imme-
date results. 1t cures all throat and
lung troubles. Children all like 1t and
mothers endorse it. N, E. McGrner,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
HAIL INSURANCE!
See FARRELL g. BURKE
Farm Agents:
ST. PAUL FIRE & MARINE INs. Co.

Starvation never yet cured dyspepsia.
Persons with indigestion are already
half starved. They need plenty of whole
some food. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
digests what you eat so the body can be
nourished while the worn out organs are
being reconstructed. 1t is the only
preparation known that will instantly
relieve and completely cure all stomach
troubles. Try If you are suffering
from indigestion. 1t will certainly do
you good. N. E. McGruer.
Fence builders will find a compiled line
OF barbed and all other kinds of fence
wire at Mercer & LAWNS.
The Chinese ask chow IS your liyer?''
instead of chow do you do?" for when the
liver Is active the health is good. De.
Wits Little Early Risers are famous
little pills for the liver and bowels, N.
E. McGruer.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28

Joe Perche unfolded a sad tale Of woe
to the correspondent last Saturday even.
ing about some-llght fingered guy who
stole hisaork, and that he was going to
offer a large reward for his apprehension,
ETC., but later the writer was told that
if Joe would take the trouble to look up
on the root of his blacksmith shop he
would find the missing implement, and
as we don't indulge we told Joe immedi-
ately.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28
TAKEN UP.

Or Friday the 9Th inst, at my place,
on Section ID, Moscow township, one
cream colored horse, will weigh about
800 and is branded on both right and left
hips. Possession of same can be had
upon proof Of ownership and the pay
ment of costs and expenses, including
the publication of this notice.
Post Office Moscow, N. Oak.
MARTIN AMoTH
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1900-06-28

All who suffer from piles will be glad
to learn that the DeWitts Witch Hazel
Salve will give them instant and per-
manent relief. It will cure eczema and
skin diseases. Beware of counterfeits.
N. E. McGruer.