The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1900-03-25
,hange his mind than it does to break his

change his mind than it does to break his
heart.
No man could see into the average girls
top bureau drawer and keep more than
two or three of his littlest ideals.
Any self-respecting man will lie when
he has begun to take his clothes off and
his wife asks him If he mailed that letter
to-day.
After a woman has tried to marry an
old bachelor off TO three girls and failed
she makes up her mind that he must be
leading a double life.
Any married man is rich who gets TWEEN
ty dollars a week more than his wife
knows he gets.
The world judges a man by what he did
but God and a good woman by what he
meant to do
A few women are lonesome because they
aren't married, and lot of men are lone
some because they are.
If the average man knew half as much
his wife thinks he knows, he would
know twice as much as there Is to know
A man never catches cold that his wife
doen't spend the next three days telling
him that he knows she told him he ought
not to go out without his overcoat.
They were discussing at a luncheon Ia
BILE, says The New York Tribune, the ques-
ton whether, in travelling it is better 10
retire within the panoply of ones dignity
or to run the possible risks involved in
making chance acquaintances.
lone loses half the pleasure of travelling
by shutting ones self up in ones shell,
said a marion who was present. What
possible harm can there be in knowing
people even If they are not in your walk
of life-and the chances are that they
are just good as you are, If not better.
I think il is perfectly absurd, the way
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other, waiting for an Introduction, until
some one says, Mrs. Smith, Mrs. Brown;
Mrs. Brown. Mrs Smith, and then beam
with smiles and suavity. 1t really is alb
surd when you come to think of it.
when l travel l talk to every one, and
I have made delightful friends in this way,
and my daughter got one of the best hus-
bands that ever lived Did you never hear
about it? No wonder that l advocate
friendly intercourse in travelling Wen,
1t happened in this way: We had taken
the through train from Paris to SwitZer-
land, and in our compartment there was
a young Englishman, who during our long
journey rendered US innumerable little
services and proved himself a most en-
tertaining companion. / suppose IL l had
been a conventional mamma / should new
er have permitted my Molly to talk with
him, but ! have the courage of my con-
victions. one of which is that l am judge
OF character. So altHOuRn Qld HOT
know whether our chance fellow traveller
was a shopkeeper or q lord, decided he
was a good fellow, and allowed him to be-
come, Ia way, our travelling companion
that is, we visited the buffet together
and on our arrival went to the same hotel
THAT night. however, I took myself to
task. Now, Maria l said to myself 1t
is all very we'll for a woman of your ago
to become intimate with Tom, Dick or
Harry, but you have the responsibility OF
a pretty daughter, and IL is certainly your
duty not to allow her to become friends
with young man about whom you know
absolutely nothing So, after thinking
cided to leave the next morning for We
way. / walked the maid and my daugh-
ter early to acquaint them with my pur-
pose. But man proposes and God dis
poses for our Enghshman, who apparent
ly had not the slightest idea of attempt
ing to continue the acquaintance, had al
ready decided upon the me route and
we met again, to our mutual surprise
We are introduced by the fatesv he
exclaimed gayly, as we found ourselves
in the same compartment again. 4 hope
you will allow me to give you my name
and to tell you that l am respectable
gentleman farmer from England. / read
on his card, Sir Roger Cnnch' After
that matters progressed rapidly. Sir
Roger went everywhere we went. and II
ended by my daughter becoming Lady
Clinch and the happiest Anglo American
in Great Britain
Out in the East End, says the Chicago
ChrOniCIe lives a vOlop m arri cd xr,oYoo,,