The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-12-20
Rheumatism in all it's forms is promptly
r 11ia WHICH neataTaiizes acdity Of the blood

Simplifying Work ''Here is your morn
ing's mall said the attendant. The Sultan
of Turkey reached out his diamond-covered
hand; then drew it back and exclaimed
with a yawn: "Ill tell you what l wish
you'd do. Just run through it and throw
away the ultimatums and bills for indemnl-
ty. Then I'll look through the rest at my
leisure" WaShil gton Star.
A lazy liver makes a lazy man. Burdock
Blood Bitters is the natural, never failing
remedy for lazy liver.
A Railroad Map-Mrs. Bibbs (as the train
the track % Mr.. Bibbs-"No we seem to
be running all right. Guess we went round
the curve. We must be at Chicago Mrs.
Bibbs-"But Chicago was thousand miles
off when we started, and We've only been
riding an hour" Mr.. Bibbs-"Can't help
it. l looked at the map of this railroad,
and there amt curve in it till it gets to
Chicago. Hunt up y'r things" New York
Weekly.
Ordinary household accidents have no
terrors when there's bottle OF DR.. Thomas
Eclectric Oil in the medicine chest. Heals
burns, cuts, bruises, spralnS. Instant relief
Hard Place to Fill-New Nurse: 'sPlease,
num- can't do a thing with the baby lie
cries all the time" Mistress: 'Well, de-
clare! How stupid of me. His other nurses
were colored girls. You'll find some stove
polish III the Kitchen New y DIRK Weekly.
Dr. Woods Norway Pine Syrup seems
especially adapted to the needs of the chill
dren. Pleasant to take; soothing III Its IN
fiuence; it is the remedy OF all remedies Tor
every form of throat and lung disease.
''It's an III Wind,' etc. Doctor Bill
(gleefullyl-"l've made over five hundred
dollars during the past three weeks setting
broken bones. alone" Friend (aStonlshed)
''lndeed How do you account tor such an
epidemic?' Doctor Bill: ''Why, in last
months Kind Ladies' journal there was an
article for boys, entitled. How to Build a
Shanty in Tree Puck.
Etching helnorrhoids were the plague of
my life. | was almost wild. Doan's ONT
ment cured me quickly and permanently,
after doctors had failed" {. +. Cornwell,
Valley Street, SaugertleS, y. Y.
SLOW do you suppose she manages to
have the reputation OF being SO good ma
tured?" easy enough. She never Guilt
Yates any opinions of her own Brooklyn
Life.
Sudden Deaths on the Increase. Peo-
pie apparently well and happy to-day, to-
morrow are striker down, and in ninety
nine cases on: of every hundred the heart
is the cause. The king of heart remedies,
Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart, is within
reach of all. 1t relieves in 80 minutes, and
cures most chronic cases. Sold by Edmund
Wilson ard A. A. Howes d CO-4G
Ways of a Patriot s'You remember that
during the American war with Spain Win
tergreen sternly refused to eat Spanish
mackerel," said lynn to Triplett. 81 re-
member, replied Triplett. what of it o.
''Well, now he won't eat off China plates, .
detroit Free Press.
Eighty Years Old = Catarrh Fifty
Years. Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder
cured him. Want any stronger evidence of
the power Of this wonderful remedy over
this universal disease? Want the truth of
Shamokin. Pa. He saws: 81 look upon my
cure as miracle" 1t relieves in ten min
utes. sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
EoNts x Co.'S.
Table Talk-''They say the-er-late depart
cd. said the first cannibal indicating the
dish before them, was a very learned
man. Indeed, replied the other: helping
himself for the third time. then this is
truly hat the white men call an intellect
ual feast. Philadelphia Press.
Cost 10 Cents-But worth dollar vial
This IS the testimony of hundreds who use
DIR. Agnew' Liver Pills They are so sure,
SO pure, SO pleasant and easy acting. The
demand for this popular Liver Regulator is
50 great it is taxing the makers to keep up
with it. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
HoweS x Cor.
Retired ''Yon seem to have dropped out
of sigbt?" said the mosquito not underis
lively. 'Oh, iIobsonized myself, guess -
was the kissing bugs tart reply. Detroit
journal
Itching Piles. Dr.. Agnew's Ointment
is proof against the torrents OF Itching
Piles. Thousands of testimonials of cures
effected by its use No case too aggravating
or too long standing for it TO soothe. com
fort and cure 1t cures in from 5 to 6 nights.
50 cents. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A.
A. HoWes X Co.'S.
The Three Degrees Johnny: "Paw. what
things eas?' Paw THAT he is either a
philosopher, a Kodak tiend, or kleptoma-
MAC" Baltimore American.
Trust those who have tried.
suffered from catarrh of the worst kind
and never hoped for cure, but Ely's Cream
Balm seems to do even that.-OScar Ostrom,
45 Warren Ave. Chicago, III.
suffered from catarrh it got so bad |
could not work; used Ely's Cream Balm
and am entirely well.-A. c. Clarke, ;}41
ShaMmut Ave, Boston, Mass.
The Balm does not irritate or cause sneez-
ing. Sold by druggists at 30 cts. OF mailed
by Ely Brothers, 56 Warren St, New York.
An Optimist: 'What is an optimist -
asked the youth who would fain become
wise. An OptimiSt," answered the man
who has become wise at sacrifice of ama-
blllty, sis a man who, having no coal bills or
other household expenses himself, takes it
for granted that everybody can be Just as
light-hearted as he is" Washington Star.
INERTIA, the up-to-date Little Liver
Pill &c. boxes contain 10 pills, 1Oc. boxes
contain 40 pills, DC. boxes contain 100 pills.
Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., druggists, Bel
last, Me. 3yrS24.
He is not man of very polished die
ton, said the member of Congress ''But
he has some very pronounced IDEAS 81
am compelled to disagree with you,'
answered the colleague. ellis ideas are
almost lnvaiably mispronounced Wash
ingtOn Star.
BELLAVITA, Arsenic Beauty Tablets
and Pills for the complexion; 10 days treat
ment 5oc., so days treatment 500. Sold by
A. A. Howes 4 Co., druggists, Belfast, Me.
3yrs24
The Chinese Minister had just been to
see the Secretary of State. 'sWhat was the
result of the conference between Mr.. WI
and Mr.. Hay?' asked a gentleman. ''The
general uncertainty of Chinese news makes
it difficult to say" was the answer 81
have not yet ascertained whether Mr. Hay
good woozier, or whether Mr. WI got
no ViC NTnu oh