The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1900-03-22
Wild geese are reported on hand.

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Wild geese are reported on hand.
Wanted:-Poultry and game, also nice
young mutton, at the Hope House.
Bring in your poultry, game and NUT
ton, to A. Meyer. at the Hope House.
DR.. Seaman was up from Page yester-
day on professional business.
F. R. Rugg is having an s-room dwell
ing arranged of his feed mill.
For Sale:-Full blood Buff Cochin
chickens. Inquire at this office.
Too many people lose valuable time
in experimenting with cough and cold
cures. They should take Foley's Honey
and Tar before it is too late. J. A. Ell
ner.
There is the ordinary hat and the
Lanpher hat. The difference is marked.
Always ask for the Lanpher. 51-2
i" ." ..#gE""-n |--..# ..ElTIE-
The farmers are holding forth at the
town hall today but the attendance is
not as large as might be desired, how
ever the meetings are a fine thing for
the farmers and President Worst's talk
last night was highly spoken of.
Here is something else new for the
farmer. Campbell's Sub.Surface Packer.
that will bear close inspection. I am
always looking out for the very best and
latest farm implements. Come in and
let me explain all about it. G. A. Luce.
Some pencil pusher that knows, has
this to say: A child is born; the doctor
in attendance gets S25, the editor makes
a nice mention of the fact and gets 0. It
is christened and the minister gets S.;
and the editor again gives another local
and gets 90. When it gets married the
minister gets $40, a piece of cake and
the editor gets 600. In the course of
time it dies; the doctor gets from s.. to
5000; the minister perhaps gets another
$40; the undertaken from S25 to 500;
the editor prints a long notice Of death
and obituary and gets O000. Then a
card of thanks, lodge and society resolu-
tons, including poetry ETC., and gets
10000. Is it any wonder that the editor
gets rich?
lit is only the darn fool editors that
do such tricks; The Pioneer charges a
reasonable fee for the most of such work
and only one in a 100 kicks on paying.
Just imagine the man or society, that
does make a kick.-ED.l
The report is going the rounds that
Plummer, of Hillsboro, is figuring on es.
t%ablishing another bank in Hope. OF
course we want all the business houses
we a get, but The Steele County
Bank is fully able to care for our money
but don't let this item scare YOU out
Mr.. Plummer. It may be Hope needs
another p~ostofice, but we don't think
80. Like some other things ~ one good
bank is better than two poor ones.
Rev. w. E. Sitter. w. Canton, N. Y,
writes: Il had dyspepsia over twenty
years, and tried doctors and medicines
without benefit. I was persuaded to
use Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and it helped
me from the start. I believe it to be a
pauacea for all forms Of indigestion" It
digests what you eat. Wamberg & ia
cobson.
REPAIRING:-This is the season of
the year when the wise farmer over
hauls his harnesses and has all repairs
made. 80 that everything is ready for
spring work. We will attend to you on
short notice. F. E. Mayes.
A boy a sit on a sled six inches
square tied to a sleigh moving eight
miles an hour, but he can't sit on a sofa
five minutes, for a dollar; says a printer
man who was once a boy himself. A
man will sit on an inch board and talk
politics three hours, but put him in
church forty minutes and he gets ner.
vous, twists and turns and goes to sleep.
Man will punch his cheeks with to.
bacco, Juice running down his chin feels
good, but a hair in the butter kills him
He stays out all night. wife doesn't
know where he is, comes home when he
pleases, but if a meal is not Just ready
on time, pouts, frowns and says pretty
things.
Aman named e. Presson, OF Presson.
vile, Kans, wrote aletter the other day
saying the opinion Of everybody in
his town who has: used Foley's Honey
and Tar is, that it is the very best medi.
cine for la grippe, colds, coughs, &c. ],
"A, Elmer.