The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-31
SHE KNEW ALL ABOUT IT.


girl in the Chevy Chase car to the girl
with the white lawn, tucked. siN-rowed,
open-inserting waist, relates tie Wash
ington Star; YES brother Jack has
told me all about it. and have read for
six months the golf colum- in all of the
papers. am going out TO the link, now; |
come along and lool, on, it's such fun"
"The more / observe the greater my |
mystifcation." replied the other girl
"Why. it is simp.icity-tself dear
said the golf girl. "Now, listen. i
will explain the game in five minutes.
Never use any but single-pece drivers
and brassys. as they add 20 yards o
your drive and never come loose in the |
glue. The spring is nearer the point |
of impact and is not deadened by
string. while the grain is continuous
from top of shaft 20 toe. If a straight
faced driver entangles with a buger
brassy. the bulger driver will rescue
the straight-faced brassy. If the per-
simmon head comes i'm the way of the
socket of the forked-Spliced brassy,
rely upon the double length of gluing
surface. and call loudly to the caddie
FOR help. The deep-faced. medium
Nasty will make the conveN-hack
Nasty look like a masher in the police
court the next morning. If your twist
ed-neck putting-cleek rubbernecks 10
see what the deep-faced puttirg-cleek
is doing at the front tee take the nibliclt
and use the mashy-iron TO make long
put over the fourth hazard Some say
the goose-necked puttug-cleet will
knock the CONTRACTED Nasty into
bowl of corn meal mush. but I have
found that the lofting-mashy will al
ways bring the gun metal putter to
the scratch in one drive"
REALLY. uow?'
Truly. This is important The
iigger concave lofting cleek will make
! the short-hlade clpek look like Shark
| ey's face in the Rubin fight if YOU al
ways use the approaching Nasty to
get over a nine-hole course when there
! is no hazard 10 punish fooled tee
! shot up a bamboozled ravine. or over
an ice pond"
81 will try and remember that"
Don't fail unless You want the divot
10 make a putting green feel like 20
cents. If you run across casual wa
ter out of bounds. Just make penalty
stroke for lost ball to retrieve the hon
or. address the ball, and cry loudly 'one
off three or all even.' or three more. >
This play will make the other girls ieal-
Gus. If Col. Bogey says the bail is not
played where il lies. he is liar. If YOU
lead Off the tee out of turn. and make
a medal play. the men won't mind. as
they like the girls to mix the game up:
it's such fun to get il straight again.
with a match play for disqualification.
If the game is going slow, take the
caddie bag and whack the cross-bar
toward the direction flags. Never
press your stokes. as YOU are apt TO
conglomerate bad miss with a fozz,e.
You will break your club in scaling. as
YOU will certainly disarrange your hair
in topping. Always duck at low tee; il
is as dangerous as a low bridge on a
canal If you place too much gravel un.
der the ball, II will take lot of sand
TO finish the game"
so kind of YOU, dear, to tell me all
this"
mot at all must particularly eau.
ton you about keeping your head in
the same place until the ball is struck
If you should happen TO lay your head
ola tie green while YOU are making q
swiug-hack. sledgc-hammcr blow. you
might not be able TO find II again
Don't be afraid &c preliminary Wag,
gle; il won't hurt YOU. especially Il
YOU lay your club down on bunker
] \ 1yyotsl rt1pt. tY 1,.
der the ball; il saves moving the lawn
If your arms become tired. try a vice
versa showing OIL and lie dead particu
. larly in distance plays. Some player,
assert that in long puts the arms shoulo
be free from the body, but | prefer
, to keep my arms on"
what has the green-keeper to dc
with the turf-divots?"
"Nothing at all. Sometimes the
heather and furze plows up a scarifier
but the surface may be cleared if the
yawning bunker is not asleep. Ant
never forget that the smartest game
of golf can be played from the club
house veranda in a stunning new gown
Also remember that the hazard!
should be left TO punish slicing and pull
ing. \ good shot should be rewarded
by giving the ball a good lie. It's tired
poor thing. If bumpy-hole looks care
worn. have the caddie run ahead al
flag the train. If you think that arti
fetal bunIers and artificial hazards are
the same, you are fuking on a singl,
or a foursome."
$50 good of you, dear"
'Not at all; good-by; here is The
clubhouse. Good-by."
"Good-by."
"Good-by; so sweet of you; good
by"
"Good-by!"
"Good-by!"
Cake Making.
Some one has parodied the old saying
and asserted there is no royal road Il