The Iola register., 1900-04-27
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

Jack, the patron saint of Galena,
distributed $50, 1853 there last week. y
Merchants find that one of the best
sellers right now is the cyclone cellar.
Independence is talking of Issuing
$4,000 in bonds and buying her
water plant.
The Ottawa Republican notes that
an idle boy may be y mammals idol.
Mammals idol is usually idle.
"If you want in the gam G, )" says the
Williamsburg Republican "su bscribe
Tor the Republican" Now let the
deal proceed.
A 17-year-old girl Of Leavenworth
after life of turpitude tried to sui.
eide by drinking turpentjne. Her
life was saved.
According to Prof. Olin IL out Of
the II girls in the Ottawa high school
chew gum. What q perfect nest of
vice it is, to be sure.
Sanitary policemen are being put
on now in the larger towns and the
first effect has been the discovering
of negro crap games.
The Odd Fellows of Cedarvalei not
ing that their brethren were building
lodge rooms have decided to build,
lest they seem peculiar.
The editor of the Meade Globe spits
out the following: "The new spring
hat WAS evidently designed to be used
ne hens nest after II hAd served the
season."
A Fredonia Miss, according to the
Citizen, says she can eat fifteen
bananas consecutively. The chances
are that she would slip up on about
the dozenth.
Mr.. Legg of Ft. Scott is being
pushed by the Pupulists for office.
Even an armless man would feel as If
he had pull with q candidate with
a name like that.
The Coffeyvllle women who rushed
out and rescued q neig h boris hennery
from the flames is sorry now. The
hens are laying fried eggs. Other
fires are expected.
A Wichita oculist has perfected a
magnet that will draw out metal
from the eye, and William jennings
enOulu VI ~ Ou tuhI blttlJ bOIu6bb
which is gathering in his optics.
viii White who has made special
study of the subject predicts drOuth
this summer despite appearances.
This is selfish view, for William 10 a
wit, and dryness is an essential of wit.
The Cherryvale lad who received
an answer from man In o neiR RhbOr-
ing town to his message written on
an egg, thinks the latter are not what
they are cracked up to be as aids to
Cupid.
PittsbHrR thinks her new clay beds
will bring thousands of people to that
town to live. If the people can be
induced to stick their feet in the clay
they will probably be permanently
located.
81 see by the paper" said Uncle
Rube, "that banker Jones over at
Hayville has got all the folks' money
and skipped" "Yes" said his
religious wife, "the Bible says that
they that has frequently gifts"
Walter Lapham, Of Chanute, after
studying in the University for year,
is advertising that he Will teach the
Infallible Skirt Rule to dressmakers,
and he probably has an infallible
rule for tapping the skirt wearers.
Frank Gaskin, of Hutchinson, after
ten years experimenting, has dis
covered rotary steam engine which
is considered wonder. The steam
is applied directly to the drive wheel
ian old idea) and developes wonder
full power.
Burlington merchants are contri-
buting to fund with which to furnish
a room where the farmers wives can
rest from the WEAKNESS brought on by
watching tired clerks display forty
things that they may select at three
cent bargain.
Vic Murdoch thinks the trust.ab.
horring, fiat money-adorlnR Populist
is cOrnered. Phus: "a bout the time
we started in to issue fiat paper money
the DANCED trusts would put the price
of white paper up until 1t was worth
more than greenbacks."
Mr.. Reed lives at Larned and sells
buggies. He believes in advertising
and the papers always tell about
"Reed, the buggy man." Reed.
Buggy; buggy Reed. The names are
one and insepaTable in the minds Of
his customers. Advertising pays.
Mr.. Allen, a store keeper at Ottum-
wa. was murdered and despite the
nosing about of the town gossips Mrs.
Allen was not suspected until q
bloodhound had diagnosed the case
and cast suspicion an her. Is the
female smeller becoming degenerate I?