New-York tribune., 1900-09-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

did YOU ever hear" asked one Of BLACK Jacks
men during the Grand Army meeting in Chicago.
chow General Logan once met his match right
here in Chicago7 1t Just before the capture
Of Savannah and General Logan and three mem
bers Of his staff went down TO the railroad station
to take the for the East his way to rejoin
his command. The General, walking little ahead
of his staff officers started enter car, but was
stopped by an Irish attendant. You'll not be
goin' in there said the Irishman to the General
And why not? said General Logan. Because
that's a leddies' car. an no man IL be soin' IN
there widout Teddy. There's seat left in the
mkt car there you kin have ef ye want it Yes.
see there's one seat vacant, but where will put
my stan% Bother yer staff,' answered the Irish
man. go you an take the seat an stick yer staff
out Of the windy"
Jackson-see here. Jimson that COMPOUNDED dog
DOW 96 yIfTS m kSef ooeR eR this mornng nov" "
Jimson G1rmly)-It wasn't my dog sir! :,
did you sell him?-CBrooklyn Life.
A vigorous crusade against unsightly advertising
has been started in Boston. and club which has
become interested in the matter has offered prize
for the set of twelve photographs which shall best
illustrate the Disagreement Of landscapes in the
vicinity OF the Hub in the way indicated
Ballyhoo Bey. the great winner Of the Futurity;
is the horse hero of the hour but there is coal
black geldng in stable able near as grand ana
as that reared over the famous sire and runner
that little BIZ gets his monument, for he when
he dies will have given up his ME that tho SANDS
that furnishes the. diPhtherite serum now being
winter. when thousands Of little diphtheria suffer
e eFs lit 4tle eVf Sin HIIld Reeord
| An Anglican Bishop recently stigmatized dis
| tinctly unwise' the continued ceremonial use or
incense and professional lights, in defiance OF the
Archbishop's opinion" but the recacitrant cleric
who thus admonished promptly demurred to
| the charge. I'm the New Testament he said.
l only two classes of people are specially termed
wise-the Wise Men, who offered incense cere-
moniaIly and the Wise Virgins. who carried pro-
cessionaI lights" The good Bishop has retired for
the present from the encounter
| The toy of pursuing the woodchuck is a part of
the happiness of rural life. The boy is lacking in
moral qualities growing out of the experience. who
has SSc Ro 5o 59em5 66 the efg hd NTH view to downs
| out the occupant This is said to refresh the
| muscles as no compulsory labor could do, and Il
cutivates patience, hope and Persistency Given a
full days work on the outside IA ana i. f9m2aGen
teed-CIartford Courant
| An Englishunan recently visited friends in Done
| gal Ireland. and warmly received by them
Going to bed after his arrival. he dropped hi:
watch into handsome pocket above his pillow
| Not till morning did he discover that there wa:
water in the receptacle, which. indeed was not
watch pocket at all but a place for holy water
The watch was ruined but the owner has val
liable hint to give to British Protestants who visi
Catholic friends in Ireland.
When the drummer gently taps
Close together swing the Japs:
The natty little.
Ratty little
Japs. Jnps. Japs!
All their faces are ashine
AS they IN rhythmic line:
The happy little.
Snappy little
Japs. Japs. Japs.
They are little. but l know
Where they're led they'll surely go;
The ready little.
Steady little
Japs. Japs. JapS!
They will battle with their might
For they're Yankees In a hght.
These wiry little.
Fiery little
Japs. Japs Japs!
. -(Cleveland Plain Dealer.