The daily sentinel., 1900-03-28
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| THOSE FALSE MIN.
Women's faults are many,
Men have only two
Every thing they say
And everything they do.
Gunnison has lawyer by the name oi
Sapp. (6tate press please copy)
The two million dollar sponge trust
threatens to absorb the water out OF its
own stock.
Ollie Half and James Hohl wore mar
ried in Los Angeles few days ago.
That's where two hearts beat as one and
a haff.
Now 100000 lime trust has been
formed and an upward "huctuation" in
the price Of sugar may be confidently
looked for.
The Durango Democrat complains OF
"heavy fall OF angle worms" down there
last Thurhay" night. Thure they watb
not thnakth?
The Goldfield Leader man shouts:
"Beware OF the political liar; he is
abroad ia the land" Wire us Wills if
you see him comi og our way.
A milk man WAS fined SIS over in Den
yer yesterday FOR giving poor milk to a
customer, in spite of the fact that the
evidence proved the COW itself to have
given the milk.
A strange looking bug has appeared in
Massachusetts,, rival to the once fam
GUS kissing bug, and comes from the di-
rect on of Missouri, causing consterDa-
ton in the ranks OF resident spinsters.
A Gurnison coal and wood dealer
prides himself on his square dealing
methods and advertises wood at $500
per cord, boasting that "his" cords are
full feet long and full feet high, but
adroitly fails to state the width.
Whiskers. Fruita.-We can answer
your query about Sapho but must re-
frain from commenting on over worked
su' jects such as you speak Of, also Shell
don, price OF eggs in Alaska, etc., etc.
Write to Postscript" esre OF Denver
Post.
Some miscreant started wild report
ON Main street this morning to the effect
that the telephone pole in front of Dull
maine's was insecure. An investigation
by au expert revealed the fact that H.
went down to depth OF 10 feet aud was
| in-s; cure.
| A Denver man claims to have com
pound guaranteed to clean carpets with
out taking them up Some sort OF a
preparation to clean up the mortgage on
fellows home without taking it up,
would fill long felt want and be more
useful to the average person.
The aged editor of the Kopjville Ga
zoot, rancid gold bug organ managed
to run another edition OF 81 copies of
last week but had fit when he discov-
cred, only too late, that the editorial"
column Of the patent inside was eom-
posed entirely of uncompromising 16 to l
Br, an articles.
Taxpayer. political reasons we
cannot answer your question with refer
ence to the postoffice. II, as you say,
you waited for the door to open until
nearly 10 o'clock, and missed your tram
thereby, and you think that is a just
cause for complaint, you had better
uietly speak to the P. M.
A Denver paper suggests that Grand
Junction editors have all had their hip
pockets enlarged on account Of the near
y, proach Of election. Don't you think
| it. The maximum size Of editors hip
pockets is attained, for oue reason and
auott e., the day he dons his journalistic
cloak, regardless Of political conditions
Or the color of the moon.
| Samuel G. McNullin arrived home
this afternoon over the narrow gauge
from Montrose.
The Silver Crescent band has joined
Issues with the Columbine band for con-
cert purposes this summer.
| j. NJ. Sampliper leaves tonight for
| Danver to meet Mrs Sampliner who has