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The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-06-29

Central Dist. W II. H..Clayton. judge;
Ed Fannin, clerk; J r. Crazy, marshal;
J. H. Wilkins, prosecuting attorney
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-06-29
Indian Territory COURTS.

Northern Dstrict JOseph a. Gill,N Judge;
Leo u. Bennett. marshal; q A. Davidson,
clerk r Il. Soper. attorney. Terms Mus
kogee, September and january; Miami. Oct
0ber and January; Iahlequah, October
and April; Wewoka. November and April;
Wagner. November and March; Vinita. lst
Monday in December afid2d Monday in May
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-06-29
SneclaI Excursion

To the famous Eureka Springs, Ark,
Wednesday, July II, 1900. Special
tram leaves vinita at 1922 p. N. and
arrives at Eureka Springs at s:2O ?.
M. srme day. S4 for the round trip;
tickets on sale July llth, good for e.
turn on regular trains within ten days
from date Of sale ,. =. Walter, Agt.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-06-29

"a MASONIC. vinita Lodge No 5. Il Il
skAS,A. NJ meets first Saturday night in
M each month In Masonic hall, Halsell
building. w l.. Chapman, w. NJ;
Charles Hunt, Secretary.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-06-29

FRArBnSAL AID ASSOCIATION. No. ~
Meets every second and fourth Wednesday
night ia each month IN Odd Fellows hall
Olive Martin, president Al. A Edmiston
ecretary.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-06-29

BIG CABIN PosI No. ~. Dept. Ind Ter g.
A. X. 4. l. Clinileu beard. post commander,
John Warren. adjutart; D. 2. Warren. quar-
fermasfcr. Meets first Saturday in each
month AZ J o'clock D. M. IN United States
court house
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-06-29

VlNIrA ENcAMPMENT No. II. I. O. 0. Il.
Meets alternate Thursday nights in odd Eel
lows hall. J. Z, Scott. c. p; A. @ Master
son. scribe.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-06-29

so KNIGHTs OF PYTHIAs Phfalphian
E&A lodge No. IA. X Of 4. meets every
e - y tuesday night ia Masonic hall. i.
k&e]MW. Rice. G. G.; August Schliecker,
49, n. OF r.; ". :. DugEer. x. Of K. & s.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-06-29

$3.50. ODD FELLOWS, vinita Lodge
49, ~ No. l8. 10. o. Il. meets each
~ Monday night in Odd'Fellow hail
in Halsell building. G. NJ. Hal
tom, n G.. A. g. Masterson. Secretary.
The daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Ind. Ter. [Okla.]) 1898-1902, 1900-06-29

ESTHER REBEKAH LODGE NO. 6 Meets ev-
cry Friday night in odd Fellows hall. ROx-
ana Ward. n g.. Ada 0'shea. secretary
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1900-12-06

Subscribe for The BROWNSVILLE
DAILY HLRALD.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
A FARMERS TRUST.
A S2O,OOO,OOO Company Projected
Warehouses to Be Established
in Eastern Cities.

Topeka, Kan, Aug. 5.-The forma-
ton of a stupendous farmers trust
to control prices of all natural pro-
ducts is the object of a national con.
ference of farmers and farmers or
CARNATIONS, has been called to meet
in Topeka, August z, by James But
Ter, of Topeka, secretary of the farm
ers' federation. 1t - proposed to or
ganiZe a corpOratiU:. with $20,OOO,OO0
capital, with shares of $40 each.
Each farmer holding a share is en-
titled to enjoy all the privileges of
the trust. Warehouses are to be es-
tablished in several of the larger cit
les, through which all agricultural
products are to be handled and sold.
The promoters believe they can thus
control prices of farm products. Livs
stock is to be handled in the same
way.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
ASSISTANT CONDUCTOR.
visibility of Abandoning the Title
of Brakeman on Trains.

New York, Aug. 5.-Some of the
railroads are considering the advisa-
bility of abandoning the time-hon-
Ored title of brakeman on passenger
trains and calling him assistant con-
ductor. The brakes on passenger
trains are no longer worked by hand,
but by air, and therefore, it is ar
gued that the old title is a misnomer
"The name brakeman" said a rail-
road man, has been a misnomer ever
since brakemen ceased to be brake
men-that is, when air brakes came
into use. A brakeman nowadays has
nothing whatever to do with the
brakes. He simply attends to sig
mails, calls names of stations and 9TH
erwise assists in conducting the
trains. The change to assistant con.
ductOr' is logical, because these men
are frequently promoted to conduc-
tors. Besides, it would tend to raise
the standard of the calling"
This question of a change of title
will probably be taken up at the next
meeting of the Brotherhood of Rail.
way Trainmen, which is made up prin-
pally of brakemen and all the roads
will be asked to adopt this change
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
NAMES OF FALLEN ONES.
Gen. Macarthur Cables the Names of
the Killed and Wounded at the
Battle of Tien-Tsin.

Washington, Aug. 5.-Among the
casualties reported in the 9th United
States infantry at Tien-Tsin, China,
on July 10, last, the following are re-
ported by Gen. Macarthur. The let
ters IN. R." mean nearest relative:
Musician Harry X. Ellis, enlisted Gin.
cinnati, n. r., G. Z. Ellis, Manchester,
o. Joseph Mcmahon, enlisted Cleve-
land, o., soldiers residence, Vernon
Junction, o. William L. Partlan, en-
listed Oil City, Pa, N. r., James C..
Parlan, Lorain, v. Oscar G. Ilsen, en-
listed Indianapolis, Ind, N. R., Christ
Engleman, Huntington. Ind
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
CHARTER APPLIED FOR.
international Union of the United
Metal Workers Formed and
Officers Elected.

Indianapolis, Ind, Aug. 4.-The
work preliminary to the formation
of the international union of the
United Metal Workers was completed
by the delegates. Chicago was chosen
for the headquarters of the Organiza-
ton.
The new officers chosen for the first
year are: President, Chas. Mccarthy,
Cincinnati; first vice president, Otto
Nowack, Chicago; second vice presi-
dent, Frederick Marker, Detroit;
third vice president, Chas. Smolar,
Chicago; secretary-treasurer, G. O..
Sherman, Chicago.
These officers will constitute the
executive board for the first year. 1t
was decided that the trades embraced
in the order shall be architectural,
structural, wire and metal workers,
bridge and Jail builders, surgical in
strument makers, metal pattern max
ers and cOppersmiths. A charter from
the American Federation of Labor has
been applied for and the work of per-
manent organization will be taken up
at once.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
A SMALL BLACK BUG.
The Insect Makes Its Home in Mush-
rooms, and is a Deadly
Poison.

Chicago, Aug. st was developed
at the inquest upon the members of
the Norris family, three of whom died
Thursday at Harvey, Ill, supposedly
from eating toadstools, that they
were in fact poisoned by mushrooms
and not by toadstools. 1t was shown
that the family ate mushrooms of the
finest quality and not toadstools.
Robert Martin, a mushroom expert,
testified that in his opinion the pois-
oning was caused by a small black
bug, which he said he had recently
found making it's home in the top
of mushrooms. He said: L found
some of these bugs IN mushrooms,
and noticed that they eXuded a Wis
cous fluid, which surrounded them as
they lay in the mushroom. 1 placed
the bugs and the portion of the mush-
room Immediately surrounding them
in saucer of milk, fed the milk to a
c@t and two hours the feline was
dead"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
TO THE ITALIAN PEOPLE.
King Victor Emmanuel HI. Has
Issued His First Proclamation
to His Subjects.

Monza, Aug. 4.-King Victor En-
manuel III. has addressed the follow
ing proclamation to the Italian peo-
pie:
''The second king of Italy is dead.
Escaping, thanks to his valOr as sol
der, the danger of battle, and depart
ing unframed, thanks to Providence,
from the risks he confronted so cOur-
ageously to end public calamities, this
good and virtuous king fell a victim
to atrocious crime while with easy
conscience and without fear of dan
ger he was participating in the joys
of his people in their fetes.
cit was not permitted 10 me to be
present at the last breath of my faith
er; but 1 understand my first duty to
be to follow the cOunsels he left me
and to initiate the virtues of the king,
the first citizen of Italy.
SIN this moment of profound sad
ness l have to aid me the strength
which comes from the examples of
my august father and of that great
king who deserves to be called the
Il
as a support the strength which
comes from the love and devotion of
the Italian people for the king whom
they venerated and weep for.
"There remain to us the institu
tons which he Loyalty preserved and
which he attempted to render perma-
nent during the % years of his reign.
These institutions are given to me as
the sacred traditions of my house,
and the warm love which Italians
have for them. protected with a firm
and energetic hand from assault or
any violence, from whatever source 1t
comes, assures me. l am certain of
the prosperity and grandeur of the
country. 1t was the glory of my
grandfather to have given Italy its
unity and independence. 1t was the
glory of my father to have jealousy
guarded this unity and this independ-
ence to the end.
MY reign shall be outlined by these
imperishable remembrances. May God
aid me, and may the love of my peo-
pie fortify me so that l may concen-
trate all my cares as king to the
guardianship of liberty and the de-
Tense of the monarchy, united by in
dissOluble bonds for the supreme in
terest of the country.
italians, render your tribute of
tears and honor to the sacred mem
DRY of Humbert of Savoy. You, in the
bitter sorrow which has struck my
house, have shown that you consider
this sorrow as thought it were that
of each individual among you.
''This solidity of thought and affec-
ton will always be the most certain
bulwark of my reign and the best
guarantee of the country which unit
ed in the august name of intangible
Rome, symbol of grandeur and pledge
of integrity for Italy. Such are my
hopes, such is my ambition as a citi-
zen and as king"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
When He Returns.

"Ah," said the great musicians moth
er, "our sons tour in America must
have been a failure. Here is a cable
asking that we meet him at the dock
next Thursday with dray. Poor boy!
He cannot afford a carriage"
mo, my dear," said the artists ia
ther, whose reasoning faculties were
necessarily more acute cit is not be-
cause he cannot afford the carriage.
He wants the dray to haul his money
home. Chicago Times-Herald.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
THE BUBONIC PLAGUE.
Four Cases and Two Deaths Report
ed in LOndOn-ThOught 1t viii
Spread No Further.

Washington, Aug. 1.-The Marine
hospital service has received the fol-
lowing kilograms from Past Assist
ant Surgeon Thomas, announcing the
outbreak of the bubonic plague in
London:
London, Aug. 3.-Surgeon General,
Marine Hospital, Washington: There
have been four cases of plague and
two deaths from plague in London.
Diagnosis confirmed by bacteriologic-
al examination. Do not think there
will be further spread.
'(Signed) THOMAS"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
AMERICANS AMBUSHED
A Lieutenant and IS Men Attacked
by 800 Filipinos.
All Were Either Killed, Wounded
Or Taken PrisOners-Lieut. Al
stetter, of Ohio, is Among
the Latter.

Washington, Aug. 5.-Gen. MacAr-
thur reported Saturday that Lieut..
Alstaetter and Is men were attacked
by 800 insurgents near San Isadro,
Luzon, on August 1, and the entire
party either killed, wounded or cap
tured.
Gen. MacArthur's dispatch was az
follows:
Manila, Aug. 4.-Adjutant General,
Washington: First Lieut.. Alstaetter,
corps of engineers, United States ar
my, escort of Is men, attacked Au-
gust l, road between San Miguel del
Mayuma (Luzon), and San Isadro Ou-
zon) by armed band of insurgents, re-
ported $50 strong. Entire party
killed, wounded or captured.
Killed-Troop H, 4th cavalry, Rich
ard Vichler.
Wounded-CharIes NJ. Newman,
wound in arm, serious; Walter Brew
er, wounded in arm, serious; Co. A,
battalion engineers, U. S. A., Edward
Long, wounded in abdomen, serious.
aptured-Lieut. Alstaetter. Co. A,
battalion of engineers L. S. A., Henry
I. Crenshaw; Troop H, 4th cavalry,
Arthur Bates, Charles J. Fuchsinger,
Edward j. Cromer, George Knaub,
William j. Gerrity, JOHN COughIin,
Robert T. Taylor and Joseph T. Mea-
ley.
The wounded were sent to San Is
adrO with note announcing the pris-
Oners would be well treated.
Lieut.. w. L. Alstaetter is a native
of Ohio, from which state he was
appointed to the military academy,
June p, 1898. He received his present
commission June z, 1897.
Manila, Aug. 6.-There has been
an increase of insurgent activity dur
ing the last three weeks, especially
in the way of ambushes and attacks
upon small parties. First Lieut.. AL
stetter, of the engineer corps, with
an escort of Is men, was taken in am
bush in the province of Neuva Eciia,
LuzOn, by a large force. The Amer
leans fought until their ammunition
was gone and as they were surround
ed there was nothing to do but sur
three were wounded Gen. Lacuna,
who was in command of the insur-
gents, returned the wounded with q
letter promising to treat the pris-
Oners well. Lieut.. Bocton Hulesburg
was ambushed and killed near Santa
Cruz, province of Taguna.
Five men of the cath infantry were
captured in Neuva Ecija, but Sergt.
Schmidt, of the 18th infantry, with
seven men, trailed the captors and
killed five.
Capt. Lara, of the Manila native
police, was dangerously shot by an
unknown assailant wnlle on the
street. He had been effectively en-
forcing regulations and had made en-
emies among the Filipinos, some of
whom have long threatened VEN
geance. Lara had been generally ac-
cused of gross corruption in office
and specific charges were filed against
him by an American officer.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
She Had No Chance.

Miss Gilgal (reading)-A girl in
Pennsylvania has saved an express
train from destruction by taking off
her red petticoat and waving it as a
signal.
Miss Tenspot-O, dear, I could never
10 anything heroic like that.
'Why not9"
Because [ don't wear red petit
ts."-Detroit Free Press.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
Costly Rabbits.

"There is a man in New York who
has paid 5000 for a Belgian hare. What
do you think of that for foolishness ?"
ooh, that isn't so foolish. know a
man who can trace the loss of $1,000
directly to one hind foot of rabbit
that he thought was going to bring him
luck in poker game. Chicago Times
Herald
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
THE GREAT MAJESTIC.
BENZ. PERRY,
PARIS, KY.
A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.

Not only cures, but it keeps well.
Is sold by an organized company OF re-
liable business men and has the endorse
ment of thousands of Clergymen and
noted people throughout the country.
We speak Of that wonderful Instrument
Electropoise, and ask your careful ex-
animation into the cures it has wrought.
Col. A. P, Nunally, of the Inter-Ocean,
Chicago, writes: Nearly three years,
experience with Electropoise only con-
firms the truth of your claims. l say to
my friends that this instrument is most
wonderful invention, and l would not
part with mine if could not get
another" Send address for our book
giving letters from people who have
been cured by Electropoise. ELECTRO
PoIsE CO., 513 Fourth Avenue, Louis
vile, KY.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07

Gen. Chaffee, and is accompanied by
Lieuts. James II. Reeves and G. HI.
Turner, aides.
Other prominent passengers on the
vessel are Com. n. E. Miles, of the
Nashville, and w. D. Smith and wife.
Mr.. Smith is an engineer in the United
States navy.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
From the King to the President.

Washington, Aug. 5.-The king OF
Italy has sent the following message
to President Mckinley:
Mona, Aug. 3.-His excellency,
VIM. Mckinley: Il heartily thank
your eXcellency and the great Ameri,
san people who, sharing my grief and
that of my country, have strength
ened the old bonds of friendship ex-
listing between the two nations.
'VICTOR EMMANUEL"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
ATTENTION FARMERS.

THOMAS STOCK MEDICINE will
cure Hog Cholera. The medicine can
be made at home for less than five cents
a pound. Money refunded at any time
within sixty days if not satisfactory.
Price of receipts 81. Gail at BOURBON
NEWS Office and get them.
A. T. FORSYTH.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
Russin Needs Mnnev-

London, Aug. 4.-The st. Peters
burg correspondent of the Daily Ex-
press says that Prince Vochteosky
will leave for America in a few days
on important financial business deal
ing with a new loan which Russia is
negotiating in the United States.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
A Full Summer.

de trees am full OBJ sweetness,
De woods am full oh bees;
De fence am full OBJ whitewash
En- de dawg am full oh fleas.
De worI am full oh straits,
Life am full oh straits,
De papers am full OBJ pictures
OBJ runnin' candidates.
Chicago Daily News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
A Lightning DESTROYER.

''Your Charlie seems to be an active
little fellow, Mrs. Dobbs."
''Active? 1 put a clean shirt waist
on him, and in five minutes he makes it
look as if he had worn it week. In
dianapolis Journal.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
decided to Return to work.

Oil City. Pa, Aug 6.-The union Ma
chinests of this city who have been
on strike for IL weeks decided to
resume work at the old scale of wages
and without any concessions from
the employers. About $50 men are
involved
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
Secretary Hay III.

Sunapee, n. H., Aug. 6.-Secretary
of State Hay is i'll but not seriously.
A physician who was called found
Secretary Hay suffering from nerv-
Gus exhaustion due to his arduous la
bors at Washington.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
MR.. ROCKWELL SAILS.
For China on the Steamer
America Maru.

San Francisco, Aug. 5.-The steam
er America Maru sailed for the Orient
via Honolulu. There are a number IF
prominent passengers on board. Will
son, who arrived from Cuba, and w.
w. Rockhill, commissioner from the
United States to Cnina. Gen. Wilson
is under the orders to report to Maj.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07

The picture ~ innocence! That's how
she looked,
But there WA q price on her head.
All the people esVld see it-A"Three seven
ty-nine,
Reduced from S. it read.
Philadelphia Press.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
Prominent Pnssengera nn Ronrd.

San Francisco, Aug. 4.-The steam
er America Maru sailed for the ORR
ent. There are a number of promi-
nent passengers on board, including
Brig. Gen. James f. Wilson and w.
w. Rockhill, commissioner from the
United States to China.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
Ate POisOned Scum.

Irwinsville, Ga, Aug. 6.-Two chill
'dren of the family of Lewis Conner
are dead and Mrs. Common and a third
child are critically i'll as a result of
eating pea soup cooked in a new tin
vessel. Physicians say the poison
was metallic
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
King AIcxander Weddcd.

Belgarde, Aug. 6.-King Alexander
Sunday welded Mad. Draga Maschin,
the ceremony being performed with
great pomp. In honor of the event
the king granted an amnesty, togeth-
er with numerous political pardons.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
Proclamation to the Boers.

Pretoria, Aug. president Kruger
and Commandant General Botha have
issued proclamation promising to
pay all damage done to the farms by
the British, provided the burghers re,
main with the commanders.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
Dangerous Anarchist Arrested.

Paris, Aug. 6.-The French police
nave arrested at Abbeville, Auguste
Nalette, a dangerous anarchist, who
Is supposed to have been the insti-
gator of Salsons attempt upon the
shah of Persia. Valette left Paris inn
mediatelY after the crime.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
Foolish Boy.

There was a man in our town,
And he was not. so wise.
He bet upon a ten-to-one
And won to his surprise.
And when he found his roll had grown
With all his might and main
He went against a faro bank
And lost it all again.
N Y Warld
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
About the Size OF It.

Some people deem it policy
To think before they speak:
If some others did likewise
They'd be silent for a week.
Chicago Daily News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
Lucy Parsons Arrested.

Chicago, Aug. 6.-Lucy Parsons
and five other anarchists were ar
rested here while attempting to hold
a meeting. The police had been in
formed of the gathering in advance
and arrested the principals as soon
as thew appeared on the platform.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07

Mrs. Nurvus-Do you think I'm go,
ing to die?
DIR. Young-Dear me! hope not.
haven't lost patient yet, and to save
my life don't believe could make out
a certificate Judge.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
In the snme Boar.

Smythe-My wife dropped in to see
me at the Office to-day, and
Browne-Sorry, old man, but my
wife saw me before 1 left home.
haven't a cent to lend.--PhiladelpEia
Press
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07

Mistress-So you are married, Bird,
get? May you be very, very happy
Cook-Shure, mum, it's cinchl He
gifts. twinty dollars wake ana weighs
"a pounds less dol--Puek.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
Good Definition.

Little Willie-What is a hypocrite,
pa?
PA hypocrite, my son, is a man
who always acts differently when he
knows some one is watching him.
Chicago Daily News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07

Young Lady-If you make another
attempt to kiss me 1 shall call my
motheri
Admirer-Miss Ella, l am not afraid;
your mother is still handsome and
well-preserved neutrality-suspicious.
Blaetter.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
The Discouraged Lover.

Daphne is a summer beauty, but heI
grace my poor heart mocks,
For l know 1 could not buy her such q
lot of fluffy frocks.
Chicago Record
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07

Myagency insures against fire,
wind and stOrm-beSS old reliable,
prompt paying cOmpanieS-nOn-
union. w. 0. HINTON. Agent.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07

Miss Prim (as the bricklayer falls
past her window)-Why, you rude
man! How dare you look into my
room?-N. Y. World.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07

Man IS the martyr of his deeds
The gods abuse their powers;
He spades the garden. fights the weeds.
And woman psv1ks the dowera
-ChicaSo Record
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
The One He Wore.

Hodge-Pve got suit of clothes for
every day in the week.
Podge (suspiciously)-I never see
you wear any but the one you have on
now.
Hodge (cheerfully)-That's the suit.
Town Topics.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
Labor Saved.

"Sedgeley's cow broke into my lawn
and chewed off all the grass"
"What did he do?'.
''Sent me bill for using his COW as
a lawn Observation-Disclosures North
American.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
DanKPr.

Mother, may I go out to swim?"
Yes, my darling daughter:
But keep away from the snapshot f1end
Who turks beside the water!''
IN. Y. World.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-08-07
willing.

He-I asked four fathers consent by
telephone.
She-What was his answer?
He-He said: Il don't know who you
are, but it's all ght."-Harvard Lam
pooh.