Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-06-20
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leave town" That's part OF the mn, :.
Life.
Doctor Ito patient who wishes +. h.
treated for an impeachment in nj,
speech)-Do YOU always stutterY ps
Enthusiastically when I--I--taIks
Judge.
He said he'd sign the paper ~,
every time | put 1t under his nosA ~
has some excuse" Perhaps The oan
tleman doesn't write with his nosa .
Judge.
Mr. Il. conomy-"What do you mean
by buying all these things:" Mrs q
economy Don't get excited, dear.
didn't buy them, had them charged -
Philadelphia Record.
Forced Economy: De Sporte-Speal,.
ing of economy, my brother Jack hasn,,
spent cent in five years. Chappe-
Indeed! De Sporte-Yes; but he'll hs
out next week Harlem Life.
at is queer about Cousin yalera..
old admirers" What Is aueerw
WI! Int i"i thei sue sets away from
them the more numerous they apuesr
to her detroit Free Press.
Declining Utility: Interviewer-Do
you believe our missionaries do mucb
good in the East? Herr Landgrub I'm.
iropean statesmam-No so much M
they used the native are getting afraid
TO kill them.-Puck.
Winkle-As | was sitting In a crowd.
ed car yesterday, an old lady entered
Woodland YOU got up and gave her
your seat? Winkle--No: another man
got ahead of me; but | had TO wait for
him for nearly five minutes.-Life.
Tom-"He says next year he'll DO
getting $1,000 per. DO you believe itw
Dick-"I believe what he meant. NOT
what you think he meant" Tom-"I
suppose he meant $1,000 per year"
.Dick-"No, he meant $1,000 per-haps."
The Goat-"I warn you, about 10 to.
night, the maid Is going to elope with
the milknan." The Watchdog-"In.
deed. How do you know all thisr
The Coat have inside information
swallowed his note. "-Collier's Week.
ly.
McJlgger-Poor Henpeck; his wife
never gives him a chance to say word.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES wrong there;
there are times when she becomes
very attentive listener. Henpeck talks
In his sleep, you know-Philadelph
Press.
Mrs. Newwed Chanding tramp several
blscuits)-Here, my poor man. are some
of my homemade biscuits; you will
find the saw and AK in the woodshed.
Tramp closely examining the biscuib)
Are they as bad as that, mum y-Har.
lem Life.
Blobbs-"Poor Btones has dyspepsia
so badly that he says his life isn't
worth living" Slobbs-"But Mrs.
Bjones says he insists upon calling in
the doctor whenever he has An ache or
a pain, all the same.-Philadelphi
Record.
Tom-!"Of the two. ScIbble is unp /,
doubleday the more clever poet" Dick
What? You've admitted yourself
that Tenson was really inspired, while
scribbler's stuff was rot"' Toni
know; but Scribbler sells his stuff
Philadelphia Press.
well, Willie" said mamma, con-
templating the result of her handi-
work, ''papa's old knick erbockers look
very well on you. OF course, they're
a trife large" Yes, ma" replied the
bright boy, Il guess wide ex-pants'
would describe them"
"As l reached home last night saw
our COW running of down the road"
,'Well? II chased her a mile and
half in a pouring rain" Catch herr
Yes; but when l got the old thing
our cow.'-Indiananolis Journal.
Papa (reaching for the rod)-Now.
young man, I'll attend to you. What
have you to say for yourself? Tommy
Let it come, pop; but, say, as spe
cial favor, while you're doing it, please
don't spring that old chestnut about rs
hurting you more'n me.-Philadelphia
Press.
7 Coming Events: Mrs. Wits Ito sick
doctor has arrived. MI
Wltts-Then you had better telephone
for the undertaken, my dear. Mrs
iWitts-Why, John, what do you meant
Mr.. Witts-Well, you know, coming.
events cast their shadows before.-Chi-
cago News.
Components of a Proposal: Dauyh-
ter-No, mamma, Harold. has not pro
posed as yet; that Is. not In so many
words. Mercy me- Jane! You
must not wait for words! Proposals
are mostly made up OF signs. gurgles,
stammers, coughs, hens, haws ana
looks, you know!-Puck.
E! Lord Raleigh's graceful little act Oh
sacrificing his costly cloak so that tho
queen could go dry shod has been out
done by Western BRIDE" 'What dd