The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1900-09-25
yrARK COUNTY DEMoCRAT TUESDAY, sHPTEMBnR s5 1850.

study the program. are not made aware
that they can take a commercial course.
The jealousies Of this world are not
confined to. politics.
Messrs. Fawcett and Oby are now
being referred to by the imperialistic
term "allies."
Just think Of the shekels that were
being raked in about this time in 1896!
Hinc lilac lacrumae.
So far as can be ascertained para
mount issue is an issue that the other
fellow prefers not to discuss.
Bryan is a liar" shouts the Akron
Beacon Journal Tut! Tut! Baldwin,
don't get excited because you're get
ting licked.
After the allies get through nego-
tiating peace with the Chinese Boxers,
they will probably turn their atten-
ton to Mansfield, Ohio.
What would the Democratic party do
without Schurz?-Salem News.
The municipal authorities would
probably make us wear long wasted
pants.
In Its account Of the Dennison street
fair doings the Tuscarawas Herald
says: "The wire performance of j. j.
Grant was marvellous" Surely our Jim
hasn't been hazarding-but, nonsense!
1t says wire and not cable.
.
The Canton business men, who went
TO Philadelphia at large expense, to
help shout for Mckinley, are now won
dering where the profits are coming
from. They are looking longingly down
the streets for the coming delegations.
Forty new paupers were admitted to
the Mahoning county infirmary from
youngstown last month, according to
the Vindicator. If the trusts keep the
mills closed over there much longer
the bona fide population of the town
will not exceed that of Canton.
The grand jury that made its report,
Thursday, was composed of humorists.
The recommendation that the commits
sioners provide additional means If
egress at the county Jail could have
been evolved in the mind of nobody
but an excruciatingiy funny man. AS
IL the prisoners didn't provide ample
egress! What's the matter with the
sheriff's hole in the window?
Out In Iowa young woman spent
five dollars in advertising for a hus-
pand and she got one. When the
SpIanish-American war broke out she
sent him to Cuba and he died at San
tiago. His widow Is now on the pension
roll at $13 month and has drawn 81. 600
on an Insurance policy. All of which
goes to show that peace sometimes pays
better than war.
The Alliance Leader is rubbing the
Review for not printing the name of
that professional man who has the
town by the ears The dereliction of
the Review is not excusable, but IL the
Leader is SO concerned why doesn't
1t print the story and legftimatize IL
with the names Of the parties? II it is
true, the story is not dangerous. The
public may always be depended upon to
uphold the unmasking of wolves in
sleeps clothing.
Mr.. Mcclure. syndicate writer, was
in the city this week, looking up data
to exploit Mr.. Mckinley as a farmer
The Democratic papers have been tell
Ing about the price of Mr.. Bryan's oats
and the Republican papers have been
spreading hayseed over his back in their
caricatures and Mr.. Mcclure has come
on to put Mr.. Mckinley in a like predic-
ament. 1t is understood that they were
making apple butter on the Mckinley
farm day or SO ago and Mr.. Mcclure
evidently thinks that would make a
good spread.
Senator Hanna is said to be coming
to Canton to get President Mckinley
to go west and make some speeches.
Why not make them in Canton? Some
very fetching talks were made from the
front porch during 1896, and on notif-
cation day, this year, the famous stoop
gave evidence that It had lost none of
It's acoustic properties. A delegation of
Canton business men should call on
Senator Hanna and induce him to in
duce Mr.. Mckinley to make his speeches
at home. Delegations can be provided
at comparatively small expense-to the
delegations-and they can have lots of
run in town after the speeches Be-
sides, We need the money.