The Red Cloud chief., 1900-02-09
Z HAPPENINGS.

"ln carving n turkey " says the Edin
Wave, take out the oytscr bone before
removing the guard, slice the bosom
from you, give the drumsticks To the
children the first thing, and he sure TO
have the gravy near you. IL there is n
big crowd at the table give the neck to
your wife"
The merchant is known bv the ex.
tent OF his advertising lie who adver.
tises freely and continuously is among
the most successful met in business,
and deserves the farther prominence
which he thus takes the most approved
method To attain. Advertising is not
in ihe nature of a speculation. On the
contrary IL is a sound investment the
returns Of which are certain and sub.
stantial, ard sound Investment is the
tangible evidence Of "a merchants
ability.
Mr.. Chas Columbia who has dispos
ed of most ot his land and other inter
es,s IN this section has invested in "a
good farm near the thriving town of
Glasco, Kansas, and will move there
with his family some time the coming
month. The Columbus are highly cs.
tcemed citizens of this community who
have lived here from their childhood
almost, and they will have the best
wishes of a host Of friends for their
success in their new home.-Guide
Rock Signal.
Mayor Dodds o! Wymore vas in the
city Tuesday and took back with him n
little girl who had been given a home
by Nj. l.. Finkinbinder and wife. The
little one was given up withouttrouble.
The Beatrice correspondence in the
Lincoln State Journal has this to say of
the case: Mayor Dodds of'Wymore
was in the city today and later went to
Webster county with Sheriff Wadding.
ton with a writ of habeas corpus fol-
the body of Susie NJ. Ncrbicst, Il young
girl in whom Dodds has taken consid.
cradle interest. The child has been
with an aunt, who, DoddS charges, mis-
treats her"
In speaking of the trip Of Sheriff
Wells to Superior with young Wohler
the man who is supposed to have TAX
on Oliver Hedges team, the Superior
Journal says: Geo. Woolsey had a
little experience the other day with a
horse thief. A man was arrested in
Lincoln county, Kansas, for q job Of
horse stealing in Webster county, and
was taken to Red Cloud. He claimed
that he was In Superior on the night
the stealing occurred, and slept ut the
Superior house. The sheriff Of Web.
ster county brought the man down
here and asked Mr.. Woolsey II he knew
him. Mr.. Woolsey said he had never
seen him that he knew Of. The man
then said he had assigned him to a
room on the night in question. When
asked what room he could not tell but
on being taken up stairs he picked out
room ten. The register showed tina,
on that night it was occupied by two
other men. The alibi fell fiat"
A small boy was compelled by the
teacher TO write an essay on "Ih'
Mouth" for some i~nfraction Of the dis
cipline of the school room, and this Il
what he wrote: THE mouth is thu
front door Of your face; 1t is the aper
ture TO the cold storage Of your anat
omy. Some mouths look like peaches
and cream, and sc me lsok like q hol'
in the wall TO admit a door or window
The mouth Is q crimson aisle to on
liver; it Is patriotism's fountain and tn
tool chest for pie. Without the moutl
the politician would be a %wanderer OF
the face of the earth and go down t
a n unhonored grave. 1t puts SOM
men on the rostrum and some in jail
II is temptations lunch counter whel
attached to a maiden, and tobacco
! friend when attached to a man. II |
the home of that unruly member, tn
tongue. Without it married life woul'
be like a summer dream, and the dud
would lose half of his attraction ."-Ex
On last Sunday, February 4th, at tn
residence of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Coop
err, three miles south OF Guide Rocl
occurred a very happy event, whe
their daughter, Miss Elsie Cooper wa
united in the holy bonds OF matrimon
to Mr.. Elmer Watt, Rev. Noah Wagon
err officiating. The ceremony was pei
formed in the presence Of a large mum
Der OF relatives and friends OF 10Th o
the contra sting parties, and they wer
the recipients Of many presents as "a