The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-07-05
Worked The Agsnt.

1t was o capvasser for "Ihe Lille G
Napoleon" price 80. 80 10 calf, and b
had scarcely exhibited his sample cop
when Major Croioot arose and took hil
by the hand and exclaimed:
Just the man l wanted to see OF OIL
others in the world by George, but tbi
8 luckl
| / shall be happy TO book your order
smilingly replied the csnyssser, Will yo'
take calf or morocco?
My dear mar, continued The major, m!
name is on q sign st the door, but |
doesn't state my business. Let me say Il
you that. | am grand promoter OF enter
prisss, an organizer, consolidater. aI
originator OF some OF the most stupendou
and Rigan 10 schemes OF the country
You have come to the right man in tht
right time.
Will you take calf or morocco2
Six ttupendous enterprises in the last
six weeks -one per week and every one
OF them bound to pay quarterly dividend
OF 80 per cent bound TO do it That's
81 20 per year. and I'd like to see the
dlsmond mines doing better. Blk stu
pendous enterprises orisipsted. ospitaliz
ed and fosted, snd now comes the sew
enth. Fortune must have directed your
footsteps. | am going 10 take you in.
Yes, sir. I'll give You show compared to
which the Life Of Napoleon o,n't be
mentioned, Let me congratulate you.
sir let me shake hands with another new
born millionairel
Yes, bat how about the book, major,
was asked.
You have heard Of the dietary sausage,
Of course, said the major as be walked to
and fro; invented by accident by one OF
the greatest chefs 10 Americs, and, as be
had no idea OF what q coed thing he
had struck. bought the right. title and
interest for mere song. The d. .. bss
jumped into popularity in day, has all
the juicyness Of fresh pork, the nutritive
qualities OF beef, and the taste reminds
you Of venison; can be made OF seven
kinds Of mest il you happen to have them
on hand, or you can get along with only
one, It's the way they are fried that
makes 'em dietary and hss set the gor.
msnds crtzy, sure to drive every other
out OF the market In four weeks
more--snte TO do IL; can be furnished ss
raiions to every army and have 10 the
world. can be sold in every hotel, board
ing house and family wherever humanity
exists: good for breakfast, dinner or cup
per, cent run no camp meeting, picnic or
Sunday school excursion without 'em.
My dear fellow man, your fortune lie
msdel
Iiyou would select tbs style OF binding
- began the man.
But we've got to gos little slow for Q
lew weeks, interrupted the msjor, There
10 disposition on the part OF the world's
sristocraey to class sausage way down on
he list OF meats: can't expect that lords
md dukes and presidents will order
,eoond plsteoi them until they reslize that
i wont effect their social positions, got |
% look out for social prestige, yon know.
oncs get the whirlwind OF popularity
started, and the public Won't stop to ask
Y hether our dietsriss src made OF fish,
issh or COCO mating, First thing is to
Tsrrsnt them to cure indigestion, torpid
liver and oil ths', They are q spring snd
oil tonic. All singers, actresses sDd sth
etes use them, testimonials from proief-
sors, actors, clergymen sBd thousands of
,lhers. and ell family doctors recommend
hem above everything else. And there
'ou are my boy, there you are. and let
ne shake hands with you sgsin.
Bot the book, msior. The price 10
'1li is-
And yon ere TO be our purchasing
geut and bay out raw material Diet
ny ssnssges will be msde in several dif-
erspt lengths and sixsf, aud We shsil nse
beef, pork, mstlos. fsb and whst not,
very.hibg to be bought alive and killed
O our own slaughter houses snd bsshed
Ip With onr Own knives Yon sttend TO
be bayiag and siisnd 10 the fryine,
iilIioas OF dollars sill psss through yonr
lsnds every year. bat We sbsll trnsi to
onr hobfs;y, ssisry SIS 900 per yer st
stsi. and yoa cone 10 Oh the sronDd floor
or stock. iiast lack $40 10 meet the eI
,rrsss Of Organization. sud III borrow II
4 you for day or tro. We shall cspi
.lirs sl 50, ,000. 600. bat probably iperesse
0 sl5, 900, 900 inside ois year. And WIS,
the psms, plessei u