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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

Many new and elegant designs for In
vitations to commencement exercises at
the New Mexican office. Ask to see
samples.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
nt.-Trolley-car. sir.

Lewis Dennis, Salem. Ind, says, "Ko-
dol Dyspepsia Cure did me more good
than anything l ever took" 1t digests
what you eat and can not help but cure
dyspepsia and stomach troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Something Like Preservation,

1rate Indivfdual.-Are you aware. sir,
that you are fishing in preserved wat
ers?
AIRY mot quite so innocent as he
would appear)--Preserved water? And
Is all the fish picked, then? Blessed If
I've seen any live uns abOut.-Punch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
DYSPEPSIA CAN Be CURED BY USING
ACkER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
rs cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
The Climax.

Bankers Boy.-Dey say that Billy
turned on de fire alerm in his Office.
Were dere any fire dere?
Brokers Boy.-Not till de boss come
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA.

nently cured by using Mok Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion. makes you eat, sleep.
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and 30 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
An Irish Bull.

Says an Irishman.-It's a great CON-
fort to be alone-especially when your
sweetheart is with you.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

Jones-What we're the boya all
laughing so heartily over?
Brown-Smith got of ona Of his
jokes.
Jone-Why didn't you laugh with
the rest?
Brown-It was On ma--Ohio State
Journal
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

This paper Ii for sale Ut the
drug store Of ]. Ross FOrsyth,
CerFillOs, New 0exlOo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26

Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware
Of counterfeit and worthless salve Of
fered for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
DeWitt's is the only original. An in
fallible cure for piles and all skin dis,
eases Irelapd's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
Fixing the Figure.

A comic contemporary publishes a
brief but telling satire on the maladies
of the very rich and very idle, a class
which in this country Is happily very
small.
Doctor. james, did that lady in the
waiting-room come in her own coach or
a trolley car?
Servant.-Trolley-car, sir.
Doctor Thanks. I couldn't tell
from her dress whether to prescribe
three months at Newport or sulpher
and molasses.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-26
81 Warm.

Why do you weep?
Amt weeping. Dis is perspiration
York Journal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

fore the senate and the house of repre-
sentatives are very similar Under their
provisions the government would have
expended on American vessels during the
calendar year 1899 for voyages actually
made the sum of-$2, 500, 600.
Under the impulse of the British poll
cy, Great Britain has, during the last ten
Years built 1888 steel steamships, aggre-
eating 1OoOo,o0o tons, while the United
States in that time built 465 steel steam
vessels, with an aggregate of $4,000 tons,
of which 1873 of the largest, or 100000
tons, were built on the great lakes 1t
will be seen that during the last decade
less than 100000 tons. was built in the
United States for foreign traffic
1t will be readily seen that there is
something wrong with our position as a
commercial nations If we are to expand
we must first of all, have the means to
carry on that expansion. At the present
time our manufacturers and our produce
ers are actually at the mercy of the for
eign freighter. These subsidy bills now
before congress may not be the best that
can be framed, the principle of subsidy
may be doubtful, but the case is desper-
ate and demands heroic remedies.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
KRUGER IN FRANCE.

The photographers tell US that Oom
Paul Kruger's invasion of Europe is at
tracing more attention than England's
invasion of the Transvaal, and in this
connection, too, the papers are indulg
ing in all sorts of sulphuric pipe dreams
In the first place the aged South At
rican hero is going to France and the
French have decided to give him glo-
rious reception, and they will make that
reception just so grand and melodramatic
as French ingenuity and enthusiasm
can make it, not so much to show their
love for Com Paul as to express their
unutterable contempt for John Bull They
will enact the great international farce
comedy entitled Twisting the Lions
Tail very spicy production which
they expect to relish with a great deal
Of satisfaction, for the French hate Eng
land with that exquisite venomous finesse
of which only the French are capable
Incidentally they will also say and print
all the mean and cutting things they can
think of about England
Now that is just the thing that excites
the newspapers and they hold UP their
hands and ask in alarm: What would
happen to France if England should get
offended and decide to walk in and whip
France back to her senses?"
But there is really no cause for alarm.
In the first place, John Bull is a magnani-
nous sort of an old gentleman; and, in
the second place, he is just at present
considerably otherwise engaged, and
would probably rot be looking for addi-
tional trouble; and, in the third place,
even if John Bull should decide to pun
ish France, which no doubt would be an
easy matter for him, Russia could hardly
afford TO stand by and see her natural
and solitary ally go down to defeat and
Nou.d therefore feel in duty bound 10
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
MUNICIPAL REFORM in sUpERro

MUNICIPAL REFORM IN SUPERIOR
Superior, Wis. the ambitious city at the
head of the lakes, not content with rival
ing the Zenith City on the Minnesota
hills has lately entered the lists with
Greater New York. Each has an anti
gambling -anti-sunday, wide-ol:en
policy in full blast
Last Sunday Superior was closed so
tight that the lake winds could not find
a crack between the buildings wherein
to whistle. Business was Suspended
And they do say that the gamblers,
saloonkeepers and the mayor also. went
to church and dropped silver dollars into
the contribution box instead of nickels.
This movement in Superior is like the
kangaroo-back of it, there is a tale
Last spring at the municipal election,
Superior suffered the experience that has
just befallen Minneapolis. There were
three candidates for mayor. repre-
sentative of the business mer-a Demo-
craft, another clean, reputable citizen
brought ferth by the prohibition, law
and order element, and, lastly, the nomi-
nee of the Republican party. In this
three-cornerea fight the Republican nom
inee won.
The expected happened, if we may
judge by the attitude of the press toward
the administration. 1t seems that a
wide open policy was inaugurated The
better sentiment of the community was
ignored-vice walked unabashed through
the streets, until the people rose and lie
manded change. A committee of the
city council was appointed to investigate
charges of Doodle. And impeachment pro-
ceedings We're freely discussed.
This brought about the reaction, a
sweeping order was issued to close
everything i'll sight, and Superior with
out an hours warning, found itself a
most model city, orderly and upright
with morals to spare. Such is municipal
reform III the West. Can New York do
better?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
PERTINENT Or PARTLY so.

The corporation attorneys office has a
happy knack of disposing of weighty
problems in a sentence. 1t has decided
that city water is more important than
street cars. 1t is fortunate for the attor-
ney that he is not an official of Louis
vile.
Chicago police made 400 arrests in
twenty-four hours. Just to show New
York that its 400 is not the only one
American capitalists have bought 2S5
daughters of Rameses H., yet bears
have forced the mummy market down to
$50 for royalty, and the average man can
console himself with the satisfaction
that his grave will be reasonably safe
1900 years hence
Part of the navy on the Philippine
station seems to be in hot water figura-
lively, as well as literally.
Electric currents in city streets seem
disposed to remember the main
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

take a hand in the game, and that would
probably be more than what ]. B. would
care to bargain for.
It is therefore likely that England Will
treat the French demonstrations in honor
of Kruger, with dig ~iffed contempt. And
why shouldn't she? Iii the breath ex-
pended in Marseilles at the arrival OF
Dom Paul won't suffice to blow up q
single British vessel or even dismantle
a single British gun. The cutting things
they say on the Seine won't be heard on
the Thames and even if they could be
heard, they wouldn't be understood, and
Christmas buildings in Yorkshire will
taste just as good as ever, no matter how
the French may choose to disport them
selves.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
THE FIRST FIRE OF THE SEASON.

The first fire of the season warns my
heart;
Like a bright moth that long ems
sheathed has lain,
Shaking its wings Of many an Orient
stain,
1t leaves the prisoning oak legs sturdy
girth.
Fresh with the new old gladness Of the
Rensscent. it springs forth and I am
(Having beheld the summer droop and
WaEe),
Ay-tbe sweet spirit of the summer
For, when beside the fire l close my
eyes,
1 hear so many sounds that I have
known.
In summer shade. or under summer
skies
The whir of insects in the fields new
moWn,
The call Of birds. and happy leaf-drawp
Edith NJ. Thomas in Harper's Bazaar.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
Minne's Vote in Congress.

To the Editor of the Globe
Please let me know through your pa
per how many electoral votes Minnesota
has had since 1864, or have they always
had nine? This question is to settle
bet "A Subscriber.
St Paul Mimi. Nov L.
The congressional apportionment of
1860 gave Minnesota two members of the
lower house of congress- This was In
creased in 1870 to three; in 1880 to fivej
in 1890 10 seven
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

sohably hope to gain. by peaceful meth
DDS everything that she could not posi-
oiy gain by war Russia is immense.
one has no end of unsettled and unde-
VeAoped territory. Her population is at
present about double that of Germany
ana three times that of Great Britain
ana ireland. Her natural increase in
population is about 100000 a year, which
is FAR ahead of that of any other Euro
pean country. Consequently all that
Russia has to dolls to Sit down and just
naturally grow and assimilate her hetero-
geneous races and develop and Increase
and multiply her population, and the
tl1ne is bound to. come before long when
she viii be So immense that all the other
nations of Europe will lapse into abso-
lutte insignificance beside her. This is
bound to be the result unless some of
the other European powers secure ad-
vantages not possessed at present. There
will then be only two world powers.
Russia and the United States.
1t is therefore clear that Russia has
everything to gain by pursuing policy
of peace.
Let US give the czar all due credit.
Let US assume that he loves peace for
her own sake and not for mere mercenary
reasons. but let US also comfort ourselves
with the assurance that Russias peace
policy is not q. matter of sentiment mere
ly, depending on the changeable whims
and fancies of an autocrat, since for
Russia peace is an absolute necessity,
demanded with imperative and incontro-
vertible logic by her own social, political
and economic conditions.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
THE PROOF IS READY

The Globes circulation statements accompanied by an affidavit AMI
Tor the reason that few advertisers do realize person who will max,
Wtuy fraudulent statement will scarcely to its accuracy
instead Of paadng affidavit any oa AMI v.
interested TO- time make scrutiny its circulation st and
records and visit It's mailing departments check
on the number papers printed and the disposition
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
Needs EIbow Room.

Denver Republican
Chairman J. x. Jones has returned to
Arkansas, doubtless feeling that he needs
plenty of elbow room when he formally
swears off his prediction habit
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
FruItx Subject.

Philadelphia Times.
AS a sena torial prospect Addicks, of
Delaware, as much suggests peach as
he and Quay do pear.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
STAR.
THE PARAGRAPHERs
Tbat PresidantioI Nomi,

That Presidential Nomination.
Chicago Record.
Don't tempt Mark Hanna in this case,
You cannot turn his head;
He says he will not make the race
But that's what Teddy said!
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
One Woman,s wisdom.

Chicago News.
You are, said the young man, as he
finished his proposal "the only girl ever
loved
THAT may be-" replied the knowing
maid. but what want to know is, am
the only sirl Won eyer intend 70 love?''
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
Memory.

Indianapolis Press
Watts-Do you remember the first lie
you ever told?
Potts-ouite we'll But I'm hanged if 1
can remember the last one.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
Valuable Suggestion

ST Louis Post-Dispatch
After Senator Scott's notable uttfranca
in favor of the trusts, his valuable sug-
gestion in regard to the increase of the
artillery cannot well be sighted
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
A FEW JOKES.
A Good Appetite.

Philadelphia Bulletin
She says it isn't bit of trouble to
cook for her husband He eats any
thing
That's handy. If he loses his present
position he can get a job as human
ostrich
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
Trained on Pettigreyv.

Cincinnati Enquirer.
Pettigrew doubtless appreciates the
honor of having the whole administra-
ton power against him.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
A neInted RnorhanI.-

Washington Post
Mark Hanna is accused of writing
poetry Some people don't seem to know
that the campaign is over.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
Cuts Into Foraker's Plans.

Cincinnati Enquirer
Mr.. Hanna for president of the United
States was not in the bargain with SEN
ator Foraker, who has long been credited
with some ambition in that line himself
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
His pegree OF KnoMIeare-

Chicago Record.
SIS Scipio Jones ignorant?"
Ignorant! He's ignorant enough to be
a school trustee
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
Unfair to Use Knock-out Drops.

Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The American people are respectfully
requested not to force the presidency
upon Marcus a. Hanna in 1904.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

VIII this thing never end? Hardly is
the ink dry with which we are informed
that Ii Heng Ping, a noted Chinese mis-
sionary, discovered us, when along comes
man with the papers proving that Hfu
Thigh, a renowned japanese, did the act
1t is bad enough to be discovered in the
condition in which we find ourselves
We should not be subject to the morti-
flying realization that every Oriental, as
well as Spaniards and Norsemen, have
been peeping in upon us when we were
not dressed to receive callers.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

The Republican papers, with an air of
fnality, which is supposed to settle the
question, announce that the president IS
opposed to the proposed change of repre-
sentation in those Southern states, which
have enacted educational qualification
laws, to shut off the negro vote. Sup
pose the president Is opposed to such a
measGre-that cuts no ice. Was he not
opposed to the Porto Rican tariff bill?
Ills opposition did not seem to count.
Mckinley has but very little personal
influence with the administration.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

Now that the A-ray win cure badness
nv locating the root of the evil, what Is
the matter with trying it on for a tn I'd
sat of teeth?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

1t is reported that the government,
through its agents, will soon outline a
policy for the Philippines. This policy
is to be a colonial one-the islands to be
dependencies governed by a governor
general, appointed by the United States
government. Had not the administration
better wait until the supreme court says
its little say as to dependencies? A lit
tie more time may save a backing down
another reversal of "our plain duty. :"
It is possible that we have them to keep
for better or for worse.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota-Fair Wednesday and Thurs
DAY; not SO cold Thursday in western
portion fresh west to north winds
colder in eastern portion Wednesday:
Thursday fair; fresh west to north winds.
loWa-bair in western, rain or snow and
cooler IN eastern portion Wednesday
thursday fair; northerly wands
The Dakotas-Fair Wednesday and
thursday; not so cold Thursday; north
to east winds
Montana-Fair in eastern. snow in
Western portion Wednesday; not so cold.
Thursday fair, warmer; variable winds.
ST. PAUL.
Yesterdays observations taken by the
United States weather bureau St Paul,
T. f. Lyons, observer, for the twenty
four hours ended at o'clock last night
and elevation
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

The strong language of Bishop Potter
has caused the red-tape machine of the
police board Of New York to be wound
up. From now OH until the craze for re-
form dies out more red tape than reform
will be in evidence.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

Tams Bixby and Rosing were both a
little off on their estimates of the vote of
the state. It was good guessing, just
the same.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

In times of peace man Is supposed to
beat his sword into a plowshare, but
Mr.. George Gould is beating his plow-
share into sword-he has sold his pleas
ure Yacht to he used as man-of-war.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
METROPOLITAN

Andrew Robson will present "The
Royal Box at a special popular price
matinee at the Metropolitan orera house
this afternoon, and will close his en-
gagement in this city with the per-
fornlance tonight. Mr. Robson. his play
and his company have scored a Iii :
tinctive artistic and financial success
and the future visits of this popular ro-
mantle actor TO ST. Paul will be awaited
with interest.
Cay Clement, in the idylic romantic
drama of the South, ''Ihe New Donin-
ion," will begin an engagement of three
nights and Saturday matinee at the Met
repolitan opera houses tomorrow n sht
GRAND.
''McFadden's Flats has caught thea
ter-goers in no uncertain measure at the
Grand opera house the current week Al
though devoid of much plot or any great
amount of seriousness, the s1it fulfilIs all
the intentions and purposes of the au-
thor by providing no end of laughter
Of specialties there are provided large
number, and of music a great deal, sew
eral of these features being both new
and entertaining. Today at 2:3O the first
popular-priced matinee of the engage
ment will be given.
Broadhust Bros production of 1.-THE
Man From Mexico" comes to the Grand
the coming week, with George C. Boni-
face Jr.. in the leading role,
STAR.
One of the best vaudeville bills that
has yet been presented at the Star thea
ter is that given by the "Utopians'
this week, and it's merit is being attested
by splendid attendance at each perform
ance.
Next week the attraction will be the
Dainty Paree Burlesquers," with Nor
rissy and Rich Carroll and Ellston. Jea-
nette and Shaw, the Grahams, Eddie De
Voc, and the famous acrobats, the
three sisters Leon
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21
Gl 'ILQQBE 5 CIRCULATION list WEEK.

AdOerfsefS reminded RESPECTIVE eiyeyqo, IF n,
Deekd ana sunday Globe largely separate propositions that o.
he sunday oe5ng smaller the rural meedag edition
and larger in St Paul and nearby cities and tow1e ~
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

Following the experience in Hawaii,
we may have house of representatives
and a senate made up of all races and
of all colors. Aguinaldo may yet sit In
the United States senate, and the bare
footed supporter OF Queen Lii be made
sneaker OF the house.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

A rumor is a1oat that John c. spooner
is to succeed Attorney General Griggs
when the latter retires March next
If this be true the trust interests could
not have selected better successor to
the New Jersey lawyer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

Teddy's post-election remarks on the
ice trust remind ore of the sermons of
the itinerant Methodist preacher-fault-
less in arrangement, as to firstly and
thirdly, but containing little that ore
can tie to. Teddy usually talks from
the shoulder, but for some reason, on the
question of the ice trust he is suspi-
ciously Wordy.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

a fairy tale comes from far-off Nome
of an attempt to ruin Judge Noyes.
Moves is an old friend of Alexander Nc
Kenzie, the noted political boss of North
Dakota. Mckenzie left Nome some time
ago under arrest. When the whole story
of the attempt to capture the Anvil
Creek mine is known, the people will be
astonished at the boldness of some mems
schemes to acquire wealth
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

Secretary Root thinks that the Cuhans
are good fellows and appreciate the Amer
lean efforts to advance them. Now let
the secretary go to the Philippines and
report on conditions there. We would
not be surprised to find that Aggy is also
a good fellow, now election is over.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

L. A. Sampson, a North Dakota Repub-
lican politician, who was disbarred by the
supreme court less than six months ago
for conduct unbecoming a lawyer, was
elected to the state senate by an over
whelming majority at the last election
in that state. 1t seems that the PopuHsts
are not the only ones who insult the su-
preme courts.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

Bank Clerk F. NJ Brown took with him
when he left the Germania Bank of New
port, ky, nearly 100000 The capital
stock of the bank was 100000 1t was a
forced loan, however, and the bank is in
the hands Of a receiver. Brown is at
Ia
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

Germany don't want partition Of
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

Would is not be the proper caper for
Gov. Lind to issue a proclamation ap-
pointing a special Thanksgiving day for
the people of Minnesota, to the end that
proper acknowledgement may be made
to the university football team for the
unprecedented glory that their prowess
has caused to gather about the name Of
the states.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

China, but simply wants share of the
loot.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-21

The wave of morality has at last
reached Chicago -Four hundred arrests
were made in one night It would be in
teresting to know which way the storm
is travelling The Twin Cities NAV be
in it's pat1l-and tien-whew!