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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

Mrs. Parishioner-Is it possible your
wife is a deaf mute?
New Minister-Yes; she was born so.
Mrs. Parishioner-How terribly she
must feel her aff1iction.
New Minister-On the contrary, she
is the happiest minister's wife in the
country. You see, she never hears q
word the congregation say about her.
Ohio State Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

ent upon his professional care and skill.
He feels that his duty demands more
than a mere routine, stereotyped interest
in his patients; he feels that his work is
a serious matter; that it is often a ques-
ton of life and death.
"You have my many heart felt thanks for
Mrs. Claus Nelson, of Pico Heights, Los Ange-
Pierce, Of Buffalo, N. Y. Also for your BOOK
which I received two years ago, and which I
have had since I got it. I had female trouble
and Dr.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, together
with the advice given in his book, cured me of
five years sickness. I thought my days would
not be long, but your kindness and medicine
would not let me die"
For more than thirty years DIR. Pierce
has occupied a grand and most unique
position for ~beneiting his fellow beings:
As chief consulting physician of the
great Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Insti-
tute, of Buffalo. AltAost countless thou
sands have sought his services and ad-
vice both in person and by letter.
"He is one of the best men in the
world" said the late President Garfield,
"and he is at the head of one of the best
medical institutions in the world" DR..
Pierce's great thousand-page illustrated
Common Sense Medical Adviser is sent
free for FL one-cent stamps to pay the
bare cost Of mailing, or for handsome
cloth-bound copy, 81 stamps. He makes
no charge for consultation by mail; he
only requests that sufferers will state
their cases to him fully, freely, and in
perfect confidence. Address DR.. R. v.
Pierce, Cog Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
PREVENTED A TRAGEDY

Timely information given Mrs. Ge,-ge
Long, of New Straitsville, Ohio, pre-
vented a dreadful tragedy and saved
two lives. A frightful cough had long
kept her awake every night. She had
tried many remedies and doctors, but
steadily grew worse until urged to try
wholly cured her, and she writes this
marvellous medicine also cured Mr.
Long Of a severe attack of Pneumonia.
Such cures are positive proof of the
matchless merit of this grand remedy
for curing all throat, chest and lung
troubles. Only SOC and s1.OO. Every bot
tie guaranteed. Trial bottles free at
Fischer & Co.'S drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
YOUR FACE

the state of your health as well. Inn
pure blood makes itself apparent In a
pale and sallow complexion, Pimples
and Skin Eruptions. If you are feeling
healthy appearance, you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. It cures all blood
diseases where cheap sarsaparillas and
so-called purifiers fail; knowing this,
we sell every bottle on a positive guar
antee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Fatal INSTRUMENTATION

II thought that girl was in love with
me, so felt kind O. forced to propose?
"Well?"
"She declined me, saying she had only
been unusually friendly because l was
so pathetically ugly."-Indianapolis
Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
IRON NERVE

Was the result of his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out of order.
If you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power of
brain and body. Only CSC at Fischer &
drug store
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Noble Impulse.

No, the millionaire would not litigate.
Sooner would he endure an invasion of
his rights.
"Were I to litigate," he protested, l
should almost certainly be the cause Of
numbers of innocent lawyers dying rich.
This charming anecdote shows con
clusively that the possession of great
wealth does not necessarily seal the
finer sensibilities nor deaden the springs
of noble impulse.-Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
They Didn't Show On,

Mamma" cried 3-year-old Morgie
from the top of the stairs, "won't you
please come and sit up with m till / 60
to sleep?" 'No, darling, mammals busy
now" was the reply. "Run back to bed;
the angels will watch over you till you
60 to Sleep" "That's what you said be-
fore, mamma" answered the little miss,
"but the angels didn't show up, and I'm
just awful lonesome" Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
He Knew the Sex,

9" hate you'll" she said.
Instantly his demeanor changed.
From the depths of despair he was
raised to the pinnacle of hope.
"Then," he said, "you will be mine.
For a time l feared you were merely
Indifferent to me and that consequent
ly I had no chance."-Chieago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

Miss Florence Newman, who has been
a great sufferer from muscular rheu-
matism, says Chamberlain's Pain Balm
Is The only remedy that affords her re-
lief. Miss Newman is a much respected
resident of the village of Gray, N. Y,
and makes this statement for the bene-
fit of others similarly afflicted. This lin
iment Is for sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

]. c. Kennedy, Roanoke, Tenn, says:
II cannot say too much for DeWitt's
Hazel Salve. One box of it cured what
the doctors called an incurable ulcer, on
my jaw" Cures piles and all skin dis
eases. Look out for worthless imita-
tons. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
BEWARE OF A COIIGH.

A cough is not a disease, but a symp-
tom. Consumption and bronchitis,
which are the most dangerous and IA
tai diseases, have for their first indica-
ton a persistent cough, and if properly
treated as soon as this cough appears
are easily cured. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy has proven wonderfully sue
cessful, and gained it's wide reputation
and extensive sale by it's success in cur
ing the diseases which cause coughing.
If it is not beneficial it will not cost you
a cent. Fol- sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

10. Hood, Justice of the Peace, Cros-
by, Miss, makes the following state
ment: II can certify that One Minute
Cough Cure will do all that is claimed
for it. My wife could not get her breath
and the first dose of it relieved her. 1t
has also benefited my whole family" 1t
acts Immediately and cures coughs,
colds, Group, grippe, bronchitis, asthma
and all throat and lung troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Wouldn't 9tand.

"My husband was badly cheated on
that horse he bought last week. The
man who owned him before said he
would stand without being hitched."
"Wouldn't he""
"No. He dropped dead the very first
time John tried him."-Chicago Times
Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
All Sorts of Failures.

First Gentleman-These are trying
times for business men.
Second--Yes, 1 have seer many good
men go under lately.
First--I do not doubt it. What is
your line?
Second-I am a standardization Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
RECOGNISED,

Bunco Steerer-Excuse me, sir, but
your face is familiar!
Farmer Greene-Yew probably seer
it in the Connecticut Farmer fer last
July, whar l was a-standin' beside my
prize Holstein bull in q PHOTOGRAPH! l
kinder thought I'd be recognized when
| got to New York.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
1T SAVED HIS LEG.

P. A. Danforth, Of La Grange, Ga.
suffered intensely for six months with
a frightful running sore on his leg. but
writes that Bucklen's Arnica Salve
wholly cured 1t in ten days. For Ulcers,
Wounds, Burns, Boils, Pain or Piles it's
the best salve in the world. Cure guar
anteed. Only Csc. Sold by Fischer &
Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Mans Perddy-

Life holds no further charms for me-"
He said with many a sigh;
Since you have spurned my love I long
To just lie down and die!"
He hurried off to pine away.
She sighed: Alas! Too bad!"
But he lived to love another day,
And that's what made her mad!
Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

Little Wife, have saved $50 to-day.
Loving Husband-You're an angel.
How?
Little Wife-I saw a perfectly lovely
easy chair that I knew you'd like, and
[ didn't buy it.-N. Y. Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Reminiscent.

"Arbuthnot," she said, after they had
started on their wedding journey, I'm
so glad you wear a beard"
"Why?" he asked.
'Oh," she replied, sit feels so uncom-
Portable to have ones cheek pressed
against a day or two's growth of Stub
Then she stopped suddenly and began
to view the landscape from the car win
dow.-Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

after suffering from severe dyspep-
STA over twelve years and using many
finally took Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t
did me so much good 1 recommend it to
every one" writes J. E. Watkins, Clerk
and Recorder, ChilIicothe, Mo. 1t di-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
A Shrewd Move.

Tess-How's your club getting along?
Jess-Oh, we're getting a big mem
bership 0 since we reduced the mi
tiation fee.
TessAI told you S. was too much to
expect any woman to pay.
Jess-Yes, we realized that; so we
made it $4. 9s.-Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
A Good Beginning

Mrs. Newbride-You know, John, you
promised to let me have all the pin
money | needed.
Mr.. Newbride-Yes, dear, and you
shall have it.
Mrs. Newbride-O, you sweet thing
Well, saw a pin to-day with diamonds
and pearls in it, and | do want it so.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

after suffering from piles for fifteen
years I was cured by using two boxes
of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve," writes
w. j. Baxter, North Brook, N. c. 1t
heals everything. Beware of counter
feits, Lreland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Perilous Path TO Fame.

She-Why don't you do something to
win wealth and glory?
He-I would, but I'm afraid If / 90 to
Cape Nome I'll freeze to death, and If I
go to the Philippines III get shot,
Detroit Free Press,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
No Danger Of investigation.

"Aren't you afraid to put that Latin
title in your club paper when you don't
know what it means, Josephine?"
"No;it will mystify all the other wom-
en- more than it does me."-Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Extremes to Be Avoided

We ought to be very careful in our
choice of a new clergyman.
Have you had any trouple?
Yes. If we get al energetic man, he
works us to death, and if we get one
without energy we have to work our
selves to Observation-Disclosures Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

Waggs-Where were you last night?
~Jaggs-Out pursuing happiness.
Waggs--And did you catch it?
Jaggs--You bet l caught it when
got home. Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Cheaper,

Bingo--I think. after all, l shall 60 to
Europe with my family.
Twickenham-Why, l thought you
could't afford It?
Well, it's cheaper for me to 60 with
them than to let them go alone.-The
Smart Set.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
One way OF Getting It.

"The only trouble with Plimmer is
he lacks push"
swell, he's overcoming that now.
I've seen him out with the baby car
rage several times lately."-Philadel-
phia Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Deserve II.

Mrs. Peck-Foreigners have to get
married twice, I see.
Mr.. Peck-Serves 'em right. Darn q
foreigner, anyhowl-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Moving Poems.

He published a poem of fugitive verse
1t might have been better, it might have
been worse
And all of the critics whose verdict he
sought
Expressed their regret that the verse had
been caught. Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
He Needed the Money.

Little Willie-Are you going to marry
my sister Maude, Mr.. De Jones? Mr..
De Jones (Maude's steady)-Why, Willie,
that's a funny question to ask me. What
do you want to know for? Little Willie
Cause l heard her tell she
would give a dollar to know, and l need
the money; see?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
The Worst Of the Season.

Beautiful Cleopatra gazed modify out
of the window.
"Oh, great queen" faltered the slave,
sknow thou the number Of days thou
hast yet to spend here"
"No," responded Cleopatra, "bring
me an adder and let me figure 1t out"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Won by a Head.

"Your style is antique" said the coat
20 the last seasons hat.
perhaps it u.s." replied the hat, "but
{ manage to come out on top just the
,ame."-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Revivins Appreciation.

whats an 'octogenarian,' Cousin
Martha?"
"Well, an octogenarian is a man who
life when he Is 70, but gets proud
of himself again at s0."-Indianapolis
Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

qualify for permanent position of
trust in your home county; $3.50 yearly.
Inclose self-addressed stamped envel-
ope to r. 8. Wallace, General Secre-
tary. care Of the New Mexican.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Plausible,

Pearl-A woman was arrested in New
York because she wore an automobile
coat. Who do you think caused the ar
rest?
Ruby A director of the horse show, I
guess.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

The easiest and most effective method
of purifying the blood and invigorating
the system is to take DeWitt's Little
Early Risers, the famous little pills for
lands Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

"DeWitt's Little Early Risers are the
finest pills I ever used."-D. ]. Moore,
Millbrook, Ala. They quickly cur all
liver and bowel troubles. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
His Choice of a Word,

You look robust, remarked the lady of
the house. Are you equal to the task of
saving wood?
Equal isn't the word, madam, replied
the pilgrim as he resumed his journey.
I'm superior to it,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
AckER's DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
SOLD ON

Positive guarantee. Cures heartburn,
raising Of the food, distress after eat
ing or any form of dyspepsia. One lit
tie tablet gives immediate relief. rs
cts. and 80 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
ACKER'S ENGElSH REMEDY WILL STOP

At any time, and will cure the worst
cold in twelve hours, or money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Chicaeo's Young Matrons,

Mrs. Peckham-I never told you how
my husband proposed to me, did l?
Mrs. Dashum-No; did he propose to
You?-Chicago Times-H Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
That Settled It.

Passenger Ito old salt)-Can you tell
me, my good man, the name of that
fine bird lowering about?
Old Salt-That's a halbatross, sir.
Passenger-Dear me! quite arara avis,
is it.
Old Salt-Dunno, sir; I've always
heard it called a halbatross.
Passenger-Ies, yes, my good fellow;
but call that a rara avis, just as l
would call you a genus homo.
Old Salt (indignantly)-Oh, then l calls
that q halbatross just the amt as | calls
you a id liar.-Tid Bits,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
A Rural Dreamer.

"What is your idea of a provincial"
Well, he is a chap who thinks he can
rig up some way to keep chickens in a
fiat ."-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Notice for Publication.
IHomaafaad Knfru No iQQn I
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FB. N. M.
ALL q INN

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FB. N. M.
April 2, 19OO.5
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice of his intention
to make final proof In support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register or Receiver at Santa Fe, New Mex
fractional NV a, sec rs tip IA n, rSe.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence Upon and cultiva-
ton of said land, viz:
John Mutto, Joe Granite, Batisto Mutto
Jack Chipora, all of Cerrillos, N. M. ,
MANUEL r. OTEEo,
RaRlsfar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Well Named.

Bacon-Why do you call that q lucky
coinf
Fgbert-Because I've carried it in
my pocket for two days, and my wife
hasn't found 1t yet.-Yonkers States
man,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

"Does your wife take to horticulture,
Billy?"
Yes, indeed; she gets out every nice
day with the hoe and chops the head of
something I've planted .-Chicago
Record,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

Engraved cards de visite can be
promptly and cheaply procured in the
very latest and most elegant styles at
the New Mexican printing ONCE.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

II had stomach trouble twenty years
and gave up hope Of being cured till I
began to use Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t
has done me so much good I call the
savior of my life," writes w. r. Wilkin-
son, Albany. Tenn. 1t digests what you
eat. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

HE is the most obstinate man I ever
law" said the first lawyer.
"Yes?" said his friend.
eyes; he hates to take advice even
when he pays for it."-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
A Delicate Attention.

Lord Raleigh's graceful little act of
sacrificing his costly cloak so that the
Queen could go dry shod has been out
done by a Western bride.
What did she do?
On a very slippery day last winter she
scattered the cremated ashes of her first
husband on the front steps so that her
second husband wouldn't slip down.
"It is with a good deal Of pleasure and
satisfaction that l recommend Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy" says Druggist A. w. Saw
telle, of Hartford, Conn. "A lady Gus
toner, seeing the remedy exposed for
sale on my showcase, said to me: L
really believe that medicine saved my
life the past summer while at the Shore
and she became so enthusiastic over it's
merits that l at once made up my mind
to recommend it in the future. Recently
a gentleman came into my store so ov-
ercome with collie pains that he sank
at once to the floor. I gave him a dose
Of this remedy, which helped him. I
repeated the dose, and in fifteen minutes
he left my store smiling, informing me
that he felt as well as ever. Sold by
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Seeking Escape.

Spudds-I hear that Perkasie is al
ready tired of his engagement to Miss
Askin.
Sproketts-It is true. He has been
trying to back-pedal for quite awhile.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Not Quite the same Thin..

us he your family physician"
"Well-er-no, he's u family Chris.
tian Scientist."-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Merely a Caniecture.

No doubt, tits from the wondrous command
OF speech the fair sex among,
That the language of our native land
Is known as the mother tongue.
Chicago Daily News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

Try the new remedy for costiyeness,
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's. Every box guaranteed. Price, 25
cents. For sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

Biliousness is a condition character
lied by a disturbance of the digestive
organs. The stomach is debilitated, the
liver torpid, the bowels constipated.
There is a loathing of food, pains in the
bowels, dizziness, coated tongue and
vomiting, first of the u~ndigestcd or
partly digested food and then of bile.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's allay the disturbances of the stom-
ach and create a healthy appetite. They
also tone up the liver to a healthy &C.
ton and regulate the bowels. Try them
and you are certain to be much pleased
with the result. For sale by A. c. Ire
land.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Exactly.

Dasherly-You say she talks like a
a mar up a tree?
Flasherly-Yes. She calls o leg q
"limb.'-Kansas City Independent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
The Lazy Man,

His wife took washing in, until
Death cut her sad life short:
And now he's on his uppers for
He's lost his sole support.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
POINTING HI WAY.

When a brave admiral in war time goes
into an enemy's harbor he knows that
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Twas Painted Badly.

Wife-We should have that back shed
attended to right away.
Husband-I spoke to Dobbs, the pain
ter; about it, and he say he's so busy he
won't be able to touch it for a month
yet.
Wife-O, we can't wait that long. 1t
needs to be painted very badly.
Husband-All right then, I'll do n
myself.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
Of the skin, producing a perfect COM
plexion, or money refunded. rs cts. and
so cts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
The Secret Revealed.

What is a professional humorist, any
how?
One who processes to be humorous.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

w. s. Musser, Millheim, Pa, saved the
life of his little girl by giving her One
Minute Cough Cure when she was dying
from Group. 1T is the only hamless rem
edy that gives immediate results. It
quickly cures coughs, colds, bronchitis,
grippe, asthma and all throat and lung
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
A Show for Lover.

Willieboy-Miss Madge, 1 have two
seats for the stereopticon lecture. Will
you do me the honor to accompany
ne?
Miss Madge-Oh, 1 hate stereopticon
lectures!
Willieboy-So do I. But the theater
is entirely dark for nearly three hours.
Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01

the life of every
man in the fleet
depends upon
his skill and
courage. 1t is
tremendous e
onsibility; and
he cannot feel it
ore deeply and
han a c~onscien-
ysician feels his
for the lives
- I
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
Disgusting Symptoms.

Fair Patient-Doctor, | think | must
have some serious brain trouble.
Physician-What makes you think
that?
Fair Patient-I can't thrust a hat pin
through my skull without causing me
the most intense pain.-Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-01
MOKI TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE,

For sale at Fischer's drug store.