Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1900-03-30

! MIR.
NJ Prepares .sum Fiery Literatoo15
Fer SircuIashun Amung the Laber-
in Claases.' but 10 disappointed
with the Result Of His Efforts.
III BuRo w INFERNAsHuN,
WASHINGTON. ID. G.
tn the Editur:
I he'd expected tibet the ontamed and
ontameable Dimicrats hoo infest these
headquarters, and hoo try tn manufac-
ter fggers and staitments tu cumfert
the mourners. wood be able tn impart
sum NV their enthoosiasm tu the Dimi-
cratic members Nv kongress hoe re-
named here doorin the holidays. We
he'd made sum, extra p~reparashuns fer
tibet purpus, and he'd laid In q good
suppl Nv applejack tn lubrikate the
conversashuh and assist In enlargin
the imaginashun. l he'd prepared sum
fiery l~iteratoor fer sirkulashun amung
the laberin classes ~explainin tn EN-
how tina wuz bein trodden ontu hi the
munney power, and how we Good al
most hear the sound Nv their crunchin
bones ez tina wuz slowly bein ground
tn peeces. l pictered tn EN- how tina
wux all the time CROWN poorer and
poorer, vile the bloated bondholders
wuz learnin tn ride in autsmobeels and
monkeyin with gasolene.
In lookin over the November elecshun
returns we he'd notised thet the most
nv the laberin people he'd forgot tn vote
the Dimicratic ticket, and tibet neerly
all nv the CRATE centers Nv the laberin
.pspulashun he'd elected Republicans tn
represent EN- in the. present kongtess,
I This wiz 30 unexpected. and so turin
tn BUR plans Ter the. cumin yeer, tibet l
conserved the idee NV presipitatin mi-
self rite intu the midst Nv these bees
hives Nv industry, 80 tn 5speek. bi
meens Nv pamphlets and sirkulars fll-
ed with fiery appeels. and enkurrijfn
statements. l reezoned frum past ek.
perience and observashuns tibet. II we
Good find q peeceful settlement nv la
sberin ipeeplesennywharesSsor asefactory
full nv operative hoo wuz quietly at
wurk supportin their families at fair
wages. and II we Good kick up sum
kind " . rumpus or git up q strike, or
git sumbuddy Disconnected. we Good
malk perlitikal capital out Nv It. II 1t
1 -,1u vka<d,1a rnon <hou <oor1n ,,, = .o1o-
road track, or burnin Nv q freight car,
OF splittin open the he'd Nv a'.scab"
wurkman 1t wood help the Dimicratic
party. Ours IL the party nv toomult
and kalamlty. 1t thrjyes best wen the
times air out Nv jint and wen people
amt prosperous. Therefore, 1t wuz bur
deoty ez good Dimicratic partizans tn
fire OF sum incendiary documents in
order tn create a reacshun agin the
prevalin bizness prosperity.
After warein and tarein mi branes tn
git the documents in shape I wuz neer-
" nockt silly tn hev the kongressmen
hoo wuz present turn In agin the whole
skeem: and solitswuz nosgood.
Wen I asst an explanashun Nv their
OAOuC luu HaF1hJ6SU ~ Wu1 uO uHC ~
invite the laberin .populashun NV the
kountry tn mAik emmy further kom.
parason between the present good
times. and the wa 1t wuz wen Old
Cleveland wuz steerin the Dimicratit
party. One NV EN- remarked tibet the
wprkpen wuz now, carryin around .
full dinner pale instid Nv an empty
i hoI1- mna uS<k4rar. GOOD NM FOR ao3n ~ EE.
"Sich remarks ez tibet may seen
smart tn sum people," sed l, "but ths
hev no. place IN q Dtnicratic meetin."
well, whut's the use, Nv kickinY' b,
sed. '"The kountry IL prosperous ani
everybuddy knows 1t except sum DUR
fool Dimicrats hoo amt got sense enuf
tn kno wen tina air lickt. We he,
laberers and operative"
Exactly" sed I, land tibet IL why
want tn stir EN- up. We must give en-
anuther tuch Nv kalamity befear W
kin hope tn regain emmy Nv the groun.
we hey lost since prosperity overhaul
ed EN- and hez KEEP EN- bizzy. Talk fe
instance the eondishun Nv the mill op
CAdIAfS IL 4NOO -WlCu 10 III
hotbed fer p%ropagatin all kinds Nv Re
p%ublikinism. Thare air a hundred an.
sixty thousan NV EN- hoo hev he'd zthei
wages increased since January first
and tina win git ten per cent moar ey
cry day. Whut hedway kin we: mail
I ask, in preechin Democracy tn er
onless we kin. cut down their pay Q
throw I'm out Nv employment? p
long ez the chimneys air heevin u
smoke and the wheels turnin and th
spindles buzzin tina hain't got no tim
tn lissen tn us; but give EN- plenty u
nothin tn du, with closed mills, an
then we, kin reech EN- with SIGH hal
liftin l~iteratoor ez only Dimicrats kn
how til prepare. We hev dun II, befoa
and we kin du it agin; but we kant d
! 1t onless we kin 'uproot the preseI
prosperity and replace it with s U
form Nv .discontent.""
81 tried tibet racket" sed the kol
gresham hoo he'd interrupted me. ..an
it neerly detected me. l told the wurl
men in mi deestrick tibet thare warn
ennyrealprosperity. Itwuz only adele
IE - Ah. a. AZ ca. Xxx. . -