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Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-02-08

~ wiso bye bardso dbalym M punkoie
prsyswojsnis sobis ojcsystsgo jesyka,
hedsosgo lrodkism umysaowsgo, este
tyosnsgo ! moralnego u~doskonalenia
Stus.nis nastajsmy ma sanisdbanie v
m6wieniu I p~isaniu, slussnis karcimy
skaaenis jesyka prssx wprowadsenis do
nisgo niswhloiwyOh oudsosismskich
wyraz6w 1 zwrot6w.
TAX wiec .ar6wno samouk, jak kat.
dy dbaty o swe wyksstalosnis, ma obo.
wiazsk usilnego starania sic o popraw.
nos6 ojosystego jesyka. Nauks grama.
tykl " istoois ME stanOwi prsyjsmnych
studj6w; ale ma 10 miejsoe wtsdy tyl.
ko' jsasli sic j. uosniowf podajs jake
jesykowa, nudna hmigs6wke. Inao.ej
wyglads ia sprawl, kisdy Z oala cieka.
woSoia, wiasoiwa umysaowi lud.kismu,
wnikamy " prawa budowy jesykai
sw'a.ek mysli ss siowsm.
Usterki jesykowe poohod.a: jua to .
s~anisdbania ~ustalonyoh sasad grama.
tyosnych, - jus wskutek wprowad.s-
mia do pols.o.y.ny bss potrseby r6z.
nyoh oudsozismukich wyrassf, albo I
prowinojonali.m6w,- juA .nowu .tad,
% niskt6rsy lud.is myili swoje wyra.
Asjs nieja'no, powtar.ajso sic 1 gr.s.
usac ro.wlskioioia.
Prsytaczamy tutaj ~najpcspolitsss q.
~ohybisnia prEsoiwko gramatyce jszyka
polskiego.
Portrsta, odcisnia, okreta, urzeda,
pr.sdmiota; .amiast - portrety, odcis.
ME, okrety.
Gaisz, soisdz; ..amiaut - gslaz, TO.
iadz.
Warszawian; NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Ocs6w, usx6w; samiast ocxu, uszu.
Chfopowi, ojoowi, .psowi; samiast -
chtopu, ojcu, psu.
Imieniowi, sumieniowi; samiast II.
misniu, sumisniu.
Braois Wr6bel; samiast braoia
Wr6blowis.
Dwie ssklsnsk, trey xwisroiadsl; "a
miast-dwis szklsnki, try xwisrciadta.
Chod.iemy, wid.ismy, musismy; "a.
miass chod.imy, wid.imy, musimy.
Tr.ymas. twoje ksis4ke, zgubilem
mole pi6ro; .amiast - tr.ymas. swoje
ksiaske, .gubissm swojs pi6ro.
Uc.sh medrs1y jak nauozyoisl; "a.
miast - uc1sh medrssy nia nauo.yciel.
Mile d.isoko, kooham 60; .amiast -
miie dsiscko, kocham js.
Posiadam dobrs woiy, myIls ich
spr.sdae; .amiast mysls je spr.edac.
Me lube mole siostre; zamiast ME
lube swojsj siostry.
Wysluchal cals moralns nsuks; "a.
Mast wyslaohai cafej nauki moral.
nsj. R6wnis biednie stswia sic 4te
przypadki pc csasownikaoh:
Zsdac, wymagac, ohois6, utywsc, s.u.
kac; a to zamiast-prIypadku drugisgo.
Sled.i "a roswojsm wiedsy; samiast
- slsd,i rosw6j wisd.y.
Spotyka sic nawst bledy: dsieoi pos..
ii spat; ssmiast d.isoi possiy spa6.
To dsisio ma tadns wsrtol6; .amiast
- 10 dxisio ME ma wartoici.
Idac ma przechadzke. pies .assedi mi
droge; ramisst gdym srsdi M pr.s.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-02-08

Chto - kto.
Okropiehstwo - okropnoI6.
Nam pech ME powodsi mi sie.
Wiekssa posowa-wieoej ME- posows.
Bee pole prses pole Qi6).
Spraw.6 LAME napisa6 ostrs kryty.
Re.
Milsjssy - missy.
Ssejset - sssi6set.
Wezne, vision wsxme, wsial.
Chustka cd nosa - chustka do nosa.
Jakiby on ME byl - jakikolwisk
m6giby byc. y
Trudno tn ssmiloze6 jeszcse o cha.
rsktsrystycsnem . wislos niswlaiciwem
wymswianiu W~arssswian: Saska Kie-
Pc, giet, ssklankie 1 t. d. Bardsisj sai
mozs jes.o.e rasi: Z nanny I nami,
pred wamy - pr.sd wami I :. d.
Poprawnis movie I pisa6 po polsku
naucsy sie ten, kto " popr.sdnioh M.
wet ssosunkaoh . ludzmi bedsis oka.y.
wal dbaloic ped wsgledem wlaioiwego
wyra4ania swoioh myfli. Me ohodsi o
to, ably uzywa6 ~prsenosnyoh swros6w 1
wyssukanyoh wyra.6w, DO 1 podniosle
nawet mylli MONA odda6 " je.yku
prostszym, utartym.
Bsedy pr.soiw soislofci 1 jasnoloi pc.
psfnismy w6wczas, gdy ME zwrsnamy
uwsgi na dob6r wyraz6w, majsoych cd.
DAD wisrnie mylli nasss. Ilekro6 " q.
myIls wystepujs pojecie jakisf. " ilad
"a MEM narsuoa sic grups wyraz6w,
kt6rs % blisko.naoxne, leoz ME mo4ns
sie posaugiwac pisrwszym lsps.ym. TAX
up. pojeoiu starcia sic dw6oh sii odpo
wiada grupa wyra.6w: bitwa, b6j, wal.
ka, wojna, utarc.ka, potyosks. BE.
dem pr.soiw lOisaofci bedsie. js4sli
ktoi m6wi 1 pisze, samiast walka /. pr.y.
rode bitwa lub b6j . pr.yroda; pc.
donis4 ME nals4y movie 1 pisa6 - bit.
va Trojahska, leo. wojna Trojahsks
I t. d.
To samo sic s~tosujs do grupy blisko.
znacsnych wyras6w: oseic, hold, honor,
p~owazanis, szacunsk, saszozyt, kt6re
ws.ystkie wyrasaja jedno bardso og6l.
ne pojeoie; ale nals4y misd.y mimi ro-
bid wyb6r, gdy sie chloe by6 loislym.
Mona powied.iec tylko: Nam s.aou-
mex ola jsgo siwyoh wsos6w; wyras
hold lub sassosyt ME byfby tn M miej.
sou. Bliskosnsozns % osasowniki: ma.
r.ska6, ubolswac, skar4y6 sic, biada6,
utyskiwa6. Aalic sic; ale ME mona uzy.
wac jednego IA drugi. M6wi sie pr.s.
to l pis.e: Narsskamy ma .ie c.asy, q
- ubolswamy mad oudzem nissscseA.
oism.
Nieioislolc I nisjasnoic " wyra4aniu
mysli poohod.i .tad takAe, IL pomysly
swoje niswiasoiwis porssdkujsmy, pc.
mies.osajso podrssdne " katsgorji
gi6wnych ! odwrotnie. Badxis to wieo
miaso misjsos, jsili m6wimy o.y pis.s.
my mp. o postaoi .wisrzeoia 1, nile skoh.
o.ywssy opisu, cpowiadamy jsdnoczsl.
ME o kraju, " kt6rym .wisrse owo ay.
js, a nsdso wtraoamy pomysi o uAytso..
noioi .wisrreoia ssgo Ola c.iowieks.
Niskt6r.y swislks ~iatwosois Prise.
rsucajs sic " rosmowis cd jsdnsgo ts-
matu do drugisgo; " piimisnniotwie
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-02-08

AsPirscjs praguisnie, dsanoi6.
Aberracjs sbocssnie, .blsdzenis.
Asymilowa6 = prsyswoi6.
Autorytet - powsga.
Atu atut - kezera, karta swietna.
Bsgatsla - drobnostka.
Branssa lub branza saw6d, xakrss
oxyjsji dsialalnoSoi.
Cwikisl - kiln " kossuli.
Delikatssy - prsysmaki, lakoois.
Efekt wptyw. skutsk dxialania.
Ffnssja - prssbisgloI6.
Foksal hub banhof - dworsso.
Gvaranoja r~ekojmis, porso.enie.
Konwsnujs prsystoi.
Kwatsrs - m~iesskanie.
Masa ludsi - du4o ludsi.
Moody osiowiek - miod.isnisc.
Mno4y6 lob dsislic ma pie6 mno.
2y6 Tub dsislic prsss pie6.
Obsrkslnsr I obsrkonduktor mad.
kslnsri nadkonduktor.
FsnsJa sxkola prywatna.
Debut - wystapisnis.
Pojsdyncsy pospolity.
Potpisd .dssyc.
Preoy.ja soissoi6.
Prowisoryosny -tymc.asowy.
Pusowae popisrat.
Zrobii .~najomoi6 - sabral snajo.
mcs6.
Robic albo csynic kogo uwaanym -
swfaca6 csyje uwage.
Ssrwus, " Galioji - sluga.
Myil, GO chcssz, a ja TAXI swoje .ro
bic myil, 90 ohcssE, ia jednak swoje
srobie.
Teren - kawalek sismi.
Trafka - sklep . tytoniem.
Uniwsrsytst, kon.ul - uuiwsrsytst,
konsul.
Wsrwa - sapai.
Pr.edioAyc - prsedssawie.
Konsorcjum - sp6lka.
Pstycja 4adanis, proiba.
Posowa6 - udawa6.
Ssanse - widoki powodsenia.
Inteljgsntny rosumny.
Prsscietny irednio wsiety.
Forssus xalicska.
Insynuowac - podsunac myil, posa.
dsa6 kogo.
Subwencja - .apomogs.
Robi6 toslste ubisra6 sic.
Rsagowac oddziaiywa6.
Fsnomsn - sjswisko.
On jest bsrdso dobrzs e frsno.) -
On jest bard.o prryxwoity.
Opr6cs tego, nals4y unika6 wyras6w
1 spouob6w m6wisnia, kt6re niswlaioi.
vie wes.iy do jesyka literackiego :
r64uyoh goar. lima rssos, jeIli sutor
pos'uguje sic takismi wyraAsniami .u.
naIato - o.Io -lo.-.--
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-02-08

On jest bsrdso dobrze e. frano.) -
On jest bard.o ~prEy.woity.
Opr6cs tego, nals4y unika6 wyras6w
spouob6w m6wisnia, kt6re niswlaioi.
vie wes.iy do js.yka literaokiego :
r64nyoh gaoar. lima rssos, jelli autor
pos'ugujs sic takismi wyra4snismi .u.
pslnis swiadomis " oelu wiernsgo
pr.edstswisnia prawdy, albo gdy . je-
.yka ludowsgo bisr.s material Ola ter
minologji naukowej. Nispotr.ebnis
usywamy nastepujsoyoh wyraash:
Ro.telspsc sic - ro.paIc sic.
Cpac - DUO jsic.
Dessc. id.ie - dss.oz psds.
Drynda - dorozka.
Duto mnisj, lub dufo wisoej-snso..
ME mnisj,~ snaosnis wiecej.
Frajds - uoisoha.
Gdsis idxisssf dokad idxisss; q
gdsie prssbywassP
Zgolii sic " karty - prrsgras.
Wykarasksc sic - wybrnac Z o.ego.
Urzsdsic HAWAI- - ossuka6, wywiesc
W pole.
Katdsn - ksady.
K6h - ko6.
Kwandrsns - kwsdrans.
q lsdwolois .robii - ledwis zrobii.
Lstkie - pauoa swiersst.
Nsjsamprz6d, nsjsampisrw - ma.
prsod.
Miesskac ma ulicy miessks6 prsy
ulicy.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-02-08

y Co sic tyczy kwestji skazenia jezyka
W og6le, por6wn. Prof. DIR. r. K. Skobel:
20 skazeniu jezyka polskiego | I'd Ia ze-
szyt". A. Walicki: ,Biedy nasze W movie
l pismie | I. d." l.. Szczerbowicz - VIE
cz6r: 20 skazeniu obecnem jezyka polskie-
go W prasie".
(Cisg dalssy nsstspi).
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
FREE OF CHARGE.

Any adult suffering from a cold settled
on the breast, bronchitis, throat OF
lung troubles of any nature, who will
call at Ireland's Drug Store will be pre-
sented with a sample bottle Of Bosch
ee's German Syrup, free of charge. On
ly one bottle given to one person, and
one to children without order from
parents. No throat or lung remedy ev-
err had such a sale as Boschee's German
Syrup in all parts Of the civilized world
Twenty years ago millions of bottles
were given away, and your druggists
will tell you it's success was marvellous.
It is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi
clans. One rs cent bottle will cure OF
prove its value. Sold by dealers in all
civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
The Nicaragua Canal.

When built will prove the link between
prosperity and many people. The farm
ers in the extreme east, as well as those
in the extreme west, will perhaps profit
by it most. 1t will prove a blessing to
humanity in general, improving the con-
dition of the nation, as Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters has that of the individual.
The Bitters are for everybody, but par
ticularly for those who do not possess
health. There have been many cases of
dyspepsia and indigestion cured by this
medicine. Nothing to equal this remedy
has ever been discovered for ailments of
the stomach, liver, bowels or kidney.
You will find that it will cleanse the
blood and sharpen the appetite. See
that q private revenue stamp covers
the neck of bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
A %G0rgeously Bound

Work of art has just been issued in
New York at ar outlay of yer 500, 900,
for which the publishers desire a man
ager in this county, also a good solicit
tor; good pay to right party. Nearly
100 full-page engravings, sumptuous
paper; illuminated covers and bindings;
over 200 golden lilies in the morocco
bindings; nearly 100 roses in the cloth
bindings. Sells at sight; presses run
ming day and night, so great is the
sale. Christian men and women MAX
ing fortunes taking orders. Rapid pro-
motions. One Christian woman made
clear $500 in four weeks taking orders
among her church acquaintances and
friends. Write us. 1t may lead to a
permanent paying position to manage
our business and look after our large
correspondence, which you can attend
to right at your home. Address H.. A.
Sherman, General Secretary, Is and II
West Forty-second street, New York.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
STORY OF A SLAVE.

To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains of disease Is the worst
form of slavery. George d. Williams,
Of Manchester, Mich, tells how such a
| slave was made free. He says: "My
I wife has been so helpless for five years
that she could not turn yer in bed
alone. After using two bottles Of Elec-
trio Bitters, she is wonderfully i'm
proved and able to do her own work
This supreme remedy for female dis
eases quickly cures nervousness, sleep
lessness, melancholy, headache, back
ache. fainting and dizzy spells. This
miracle working medicine is a godsend
to weak, sickly, rundown people. Every
bottle guaranteed. Only 50 cents. Sold
by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
NEWS

Comes from DR.. D. B. Cargile, of Wash
lta, l. T. He writes: -Four bottles of
of scrofula, which had caused her great
suffering for years. Terrible sores would
break out on her head and face, and the
best doctors could give no help; but her
cure is complete and her health is ex-
cellent." This shows what thousands
have ~proved-that Electric Bitters is
the best blood purifier known. It's the
supreme remedy for eczema, letter, salt
rheum, ulcers, boils-and running sores.
1t stimulates liver, kidneys and bowels,
expels poisons, helps digestion, builds
up the strength. Only so cents. Sold by
Fischer & Co., druggists. Guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
Explained

Hicks-How did he ever come to mar.
ny her?
Wicks-On account of her name, l
presume. He's proof reader you know.
Hicks-Well, what has that to do with
it?
Wicks-Her name was Miss Prince
Somerville journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
IT K (
CARE

take care of the small things we are in
effect taking care of the large things
which the small things combine to make.
That is the philosophy of the old fnan-
cial proverb, and its application is as
broad as human life.
Take care of what you eat, when you
eat, and how you eat, and your stomach
will take care of itself. But who takes
care of such trivial things1 That is
why, someday, the majority of people
have to take care of the stomach. When
that day comes, there is no aid so effec-
tive in undoing the results of past care
1essness as DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. 1t strengthens the stomach,
and restores the organs of digestion and
nutrition to a condition of healthy ac-
tivity. 1t cures biliousness, heartburn,
Aatulence, indigestion, palpitation, dir
illness, cold extremities, and a score of
other ailments which are but the syrnp-
toms of disorder in the stomach and its
allied organs.
If you are sick you can consult DIR.
r. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, by letter,
free of charge. Each letter is treated as
sacredly confidential, and an answer is
promptly sent in a plain envelope with
out printing or advertising upon it.
"Iwas troubled with very frequent headaches,
often accompanied by severe vomiting" writes
Miss Mary Belle Summerton, of San Diego,
Duva1 Co., Texas. my bowels were Irregular
and my stomach and liver seemed continually
out of order. Often I could eat almost nothing,
and sometimes absolutely nothing for twenty
four hours at a time. Twas entirely unit for
work, and my whole system seemed so rundown
that feared a severe sick spell! and was very
much discouraged. I was advised to try Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and did 90
with such satisfactory results that before finish
take the duties attending public school life, and
contracted to do so. most heartily advise those
suffering with indigestion, and Its attendant
evils, to give this great medicine a fair trial"
Use only DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
with Golden Medical Discovery" when
q laxative is needed,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30

of the pennies
and the pounds
will taker care
of themselves"
Large things
are but an aggre-
cation of small
things IL we
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
A Work of yecessitx

A minister of a rural parish in Scot
land observed one of his flock shooting
a hare on the Sunday. When catechiz-
ing day came round he questioned him
as follows:
John, do you know what a work of
necessity is?"
Fine that" said John.
well, do you think shooting a hare
on a Sunday a work of necessity?"
1T is that" said John.
"How do you make that out?"
"Weel, ye see, it mich be ava on
Monday" was Johns reply.-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
Only One Thing to Do.

"That set of antique oak furniture
does not match the woodwork of the
house" she said.
swell, if you think I'm going to buy
another set of furniture he announced,
''you are mistaken"
"Why, of course not, DEAR" she an.
swered. ''The furniture is all right,
but Pm afraid we will have to get an
other house. Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
The Savage

| wonder, said the soda-fountain clerk
boarder, why the women are so set on
marrying soldiers
They like EN- because they have al
ready been trained. A soldiers first
duty is obedience, said the Savage Bach
elor.-ludianapolis.
A TESTIMONIAL FROM OLD ENG
LAND.
II consider Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy the best in the world for bron-
chitis," says Mr.. William Savory, of
Warrington, England. ut has saved
my wife's life, she having been a mar
tyr to bronchitis for over six years, be-
ing most of the time confined to her
bed. She is now quite WELL" Sold by A.
c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
RIO eRANDE { SANTA Il,
AND
DENVER & RIO GRANDE R., R,
Time Table No. ~.
directive November IL, 1897

Connections with the main line and
branches IS follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard GAUGE for
La veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver
Creole and all points in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida with main line STANDARD
gauge) for all points east and west in
GLIDING Leadville.
At Florence with F. 4 @. c. r. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
YER ' It'll oil Missouri river liues for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In standard
gauge sleepers from AlAmosa II desired.
For further Information address the
undersigned.
T. J. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Es, N. II
3, X. HOOPER, G.. p A.,
Denver Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
No Capital.

Mr.. Grumpps-The Ladies' Journal
says a woman should make herself as
attractive to her husband after mar
riage al she did before.
Mrs. Grumpps-Huh! My father al
ways gave me plenty of money to make
myself attractive with. You DON'T
N. Y. Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
AUGUST FLOWER,

ut is a surprising fact" says Prof
Houton, that in my travels in all parts
of the world, for the last ten years,
have mel more people having used
Green's August Flower than any other
remedy, for dyspepsia. deranged liver
and stomach, and for constipation.
persons filling office positions, where
headaches and general bad feelings
from irregular habits exist, hat Green's
August Flower is a grand remedy. 1t
does not injure the system by frequent
use, and Is excellent for sour stomachs
and Indigestion" Sample bottles free
at Ireland's Drug Store. Sold by deal
ers in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30

"Were you really happier before you
became civilized% asked the white
man.
"Well," answered the Pacific Island
er, II must say l didn't have all"this
worry about whether my trousers
were getting baggy at the knee
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
He Did, But Tommy Didn't.

Mrs. Tindler-Why, Johnny, what is
the matter with you? You've been
fighting. And / told you to count ten
when you were angry.
JOHNNY did, but Tommy Tinker
played roots on me. He didn't count
his ten until after he'd ~plunked me in
the eye.-Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
PREVENTED A TRAGEDY

Timely information given Mrs. Getrge
Long, Of New Straitsville, Ohio, pre-
vented a dreadful tragedy and saved
two lives. A frightful cough had long
kept her awake every night. She had
tried many remedies and doctors, but
steadily grew worse until urged to try
DR.. Kings New Discovery. One bottle
wholly cured her, and she writes this
marvellous medicine also cured Mr..
Long of a severe attack of Pneumonia.
Such cures are positive proof of the
matchless merit of this grand remedy
for curing all throat, chest and lung
troubles. Only SOC and $1.OO. Every bot
tie guaranteed. Trial bottles free at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
YOUR FACE

Shows the state Of your feelings and
the state Of your health as well. I'm
pure blood makes itself apparent in q
pale and sallow complexion, Pimples
and Skin Eruptions. If you are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have a
healthy appearance, you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. It cures all blood
diseases where cheap Sarsaparillas and
so-called purifiers fail; knowing this,
we sell every bottle on a positive guar
antee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
A Wifalv Admiration.

A lady said the other day to her sew
ing woman, whose husband is In the
South African army: swell, Mary,
you must be glad to think your husband
will soon be with you again"
She got the answer: "LOr, no, mum!
l don't want him tack yet. l don't
want him back till he's covered with
glory-an eye out, or something like
that. london Tid-BitS.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30

After suffering from severe dyspep-
STA over twelve years and using many
remedies without permanent good,
finally took Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t
did me so much good l recommend it to
every one" writes ]. E. Watkins, Clerk
and Recorder, Chillicothe, Nc. 1t di-
gests what you eat. Ireland's Pharma-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30

j. @. Hood, Justice of the Peace, Cros-
by, Miss, makes the following state
ment: II can certify that One Minute
Cough Cure will do all that Is claimed
for it. My wife could not get her breath
and the first dose of it relieved her. 1t
has also benefited my whole family" 1t
acts Immediately and cures coughs,
colds, Group, grippe, bronchitis, asthma
and all throat and lung troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30

Customer-You seem to have a bad
cold.
Milkman-Yes. l was tramping
about all through the storm of yester-
day, and / find that these boots you
sold me are not waterproof.
Observation-Disclosures is your milk
Boston Courier.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
IT SAVED HIS LEG.

P. A. Danforth, of La Grange. Ga,
suffered intensely for six months with
a frightful running sore on his leg. but
writes that Bucklen's Arnica Salve
wholly cured it in ten days. For Ulcers,
Wounds, Burns, Boils, Pain or Piles it's
the best salve in the world. Cure guar
anteed. Only 25c. Sold by Fischer &
Co, druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
THE BEST BLOOD PURIFIER.

The blood is constantly being purified
by the lungs, liver and kidneys. Keep
these organs in a healthy condition and
the bowels regular and you will have no
need Of a blood purifier. For this pur-
pose there is nothing equal to Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets,
n dose of them will do you more good
than a dollar bottle of the best blood
purifier. Price, Is cents. Samples free
at Ireland's Drug Store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
Poor But Honest.

Clerk-Please, sir, may l have my mex
months salary in advance?
Employer-That would be very unbusi
nessIike. How do l know that you will
not die tonight?
Clerk Tin proud scorn)--Sir. l may be
in need, but l an to much of a gentle
man to do anything like that.-Collier's
Weekly,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
The Trouble with Siankins.

III haven't heard anything from Slakins
for a long time. He went out West and
got to be a county treasurer or something
of that kind. How was he getting along
at last accounts?
"His last accounts" an informed,
didn't balance.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
Feminine Curiosity.

"Mr. Dolley, won't you let me look at
your watch a little while?"
Certainly, Miss Flypp. Do you want
to consult the timer"
"No,' replied the girl, as she opened
it and examined it's case and works. 81
was curious to see if water furnished
gold, or had any effect on the watch's
delicate mechanism"
"Water? What do you mean?"
"Well, Mr.. Hunter told me you were
in the habit of soaking your watch.
What is the object of such treatment,
Mr.. Dolley?"--Harlem Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-30
A Successful Poet.

McJigger-You don't mean to tell me
Will Jones made all his money through
scribbling poetry Why, the stuff he
used to grind out was simply rot.
Thingumbob-I know, but he got into
the magazines occasionally, and his
rich old uncle, whose name is the same,
got tired of being accused of it, so he
bought Will off.-Philadelphia Press.