Omaha daily bee., 1900-09-30
TIN GETS INTO TROUBLE
Indulgss in Vigorous LogomaChy with a
WhalebaoSed Party.
stT-To SANS GLOVES NARROWLY AvtRrED
Reconciliation Is Effected aud His
HrstwbiIe Opponent Takes Him Out
on Midway aud Oncrs TO
Buy IL for Him.

Standing at the rear door Of the jail
building Tim Ormsby was giving some very
pointed observations on Ak-sir-Ben and
at the same time checking off the loaves Of
bread as they were tossed from the deliv-
cry wagon into n basket.
Saw you UP there on the Midway last
Night" he said.
"Yes, 1 was there"
"Did you get next to the whalcbacked
party was with o.
''You mean the round shouldered gentle
mani"
Sure. Well let me tell you about his
aobs. Time was not morc'n two weeks
ago when him and was about as
friendly as two buzzsaws. Every time he'd
pass me on the street he'd hand me
chunk o. ice, and I'd scowl him a piece o.
facial profanity thatd make his teeth rat
Gle. But last night it's different He was
: weeter'n tapioca puddin. Wanted to buy
- alverything on the Midway and pay for 1t
WfSself My money was all counterfeit
demeaN guess / could open his mail and id
"DemoSl right"
rare, plea,at caused tho sudden change in his
count OF ahor?"
side namedt lnor is good; you may serve It
Mountiorth Nse. Well, you see it's all on
and goes TO . little princess over on the south
all kinds OF pi Adde Blake. Addie was Tom
such rot, but \ steady. and when Tom enIists
what FlllpihShe Philippines she makes him
maxim gooBoo y omigcs bout bein' true and
party His ntmeN N5efore Tom gets to know
partys Is. 1ou looks like here's Addie
she knows that all'i is lack the whaIebacked
lovers named Jack ae Adde'S been readin'
Here's where >by love stories and so
"well. Tom MountfortSp-to -to-snuf girls has
be pretty thick, aud ADD,
one day VIXEN / meets hebc GETS In
md tells her guess III haN and mo used to
and tip tho game off to him \, knows II so
headed ana gives me CLASSY 10 an tho street
I'm only jokin', but Addio is to writc Ton,
chilly dolls that can't take jo\ sha cots rod.
"'Bout three weeks after thlst ok ,Cours,
pink tea on the Sou'" 'I'. o one o. them
Adde'S there. Lookin' pretty rl,b
too-stacks up well, an they alA Tn, cut to
Them laundry queens that can telt night and
In wear her clothes. But frosty! m sbe is
was the chliest lobster mat e" ,'t one o.
from the cracked ice. ] tries 10 VI ber hrv
to her. but she throws the harpooh Saw. she
nj every turn er come
well htler Sh' P"l W." 81 ! warm up
me once or twice, who should bioN into mo
the whalebacked party, all was,
combed till he didn't look rigH q under
topred out in one o. them waiter y On but
Is very Chosty lhed and
"Course | can see all right that rua,s
thing live has turned up. You doh ain. and
to knock me down to get me 10 tul
that. She don't 40 moren clap hei1 son,e.
on him thOh sne sCu''i,' Wy 80, have
,nnke IL pleasant for the new entr! ,blo 10
inst like me standin' here and you Iorrne
seeP Yves thar close together. SO inc IN
she begins' TO deal him neat line 2 80,
ali about mcddlla' an tattln an u f,ors--
and pleasant things like that 4 ~e wtwb n
right away that they're thrnn at the "'' ,aI-
into me good and plenty o,,ana
"Ad.' ! says, brqri'ence the fo,".'nVss c,'. n'ss
duce me to years the prip6win the eafi
conyersata and typewrtinG
a hp nm MOI q
- a court reporter f,.n up to her, intro
"3 Reported our friend. I've got some nice
.it snayo ION here that I'd like to unload"
h. ~ 4 don't think this lady knows YOU, he
Says givin' me a solar peXus look.
"'No. I think he must be one o. them
bashers, Jack, that's got in here by mis-
fake, she says.
THAT was two iolts as near I could
count
49, ~ tell her to HE herself to a nunuery,
~ but 1T don't fa2e her. You I'm pretty
q, weak in the comeback. I'm too mad to talk,
but Just about mad enough to fight, so |
lays down the taffy candy I'm pullin and
with q. finger daubcd with molasses | draws
y - Z long marlt down his shirt front.
Not for the WhnIebucL.