The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-07-22
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AS I staded lasdt week, YOU would owe
yourselluf moneys uf you dit nod see
Teddy, I for Won dit nod probosition to
go In der hole to mein own selluf, so /
| vos ride up in der frondt now ven dot
prince uf dem all vos Ia us.
! ! hat an abbontmend to need n1m in
| Cheecago, but adj der lasdt minute l
found i'd impossiblidy to ged away, so I
dit der nexdt best ding und med him ad
| der depot. A few uf der odder poys fon
some uf der daily bapers vent down der
roadt cays TO need der train in orter
| to mage scoobings on some vi der odders
bud dey god lefdt, as der inchineer dit
nod dem, und dey hat to walk home
Ven l got down TO der train 1 found
pig CROWD uf peoples Wait ns for him. Der
| train vos lade, und, ven he finally dit ar
| rife he vos Immediately surrounded NIT
! rough riters und all der baddle axes VI
der Rebupliean paldy Teddy thought
dey we're real rough riters ven he first
| LOGGED ad dem, but ven he logged der
neXdt time he dskifIered dot dey vos a
| bunch in glass all by demse.ufs
Alder der effuslVeness greetings NIT
vich he vos Welcomed und Ger band hat
finished blaying Der Wacht am Rhine
! Teddy LOGGED arounGt und asket ''No ISIS
| Budveiser?' He shouidt haf meedt me
in Checcago yet und l am anxiozy to see
| him, as l Vish to enchoy a lee6le private
| conVensationings nit him Ride here /
vii stade for der penetit uf sutch uf my
reaters vot hat nod alretty yet been aware
uf der fact. dot Teddy und / sre oIdt COW
| bunchers Yich We uset to bin ven he ind
l yos oudt I'm der Wild Vest schooling
bifalos, skipping Intians und breaking
ponies. | finally manachcd to ged through
! der rough riters und paddles axes und
ven | kctchet his eye ! mate him der
! high sign uf NOrd DaKoota unS set
| "How?'' l asket him uf he came I'm on der
! Wisconsin Central, und he toldt me he
vos sorry dot he did nod on account dot
der train-he came IN on vos half an hour
! lade, witch id would not haf habbened on
! der Wisconsin Cendral He vos fiery gladt
| to seen me. and rs We shook handts he
! set "Budveiser, oldt 4poy, YOU are loog-
| ing yust her sameness as ven you vos
i on der rantch nit me- uud vos not
| boddered nit der cares uf stade, gedding
| paddle shibs ready und venting TO der var
NIT der Spnachers. Dose yer der greadt
days, Budveiser. you und me on der
Little Missouri,
'Ach Louie dey hat to show us In dose
tags Efen now, dose Me YORK feIlers
are attlng TO der vte mans purten by
running me ub against der Vice Bresiden-
tlal nominationings. yust as II some uf
dose boss skates dink dey can holt me
down. Id iss 10 laugh ven / dink uf ID
man vot has been ub San Chuan Hill
we're der Spinacher bullets. barp wire
fences und bitches dond sthob him how
can dey efer head him off ad home?
ON sthill fOn Missouri" YAM" set
Dot ISIS i'd Teddy, yust vot I hat set all
der dime. How can We Iose?" II hat bin
blinking aboudt der Republican ticket all
der vile. IInd vile he lee
goot Won, i'd occasions me dot day hat
got i'd yust backward. Dey are depending
on you to pull dem oudt uf der hole vich
you viii come nearer doing Id dan any
odder man In desc Unided Stades, und
yet vile ! hesitation to said Id dere iss
a chance dot YOU und Nc may hat TO
slide for der blate, bud if dot ticket read
"Roosenfedt und Mckinley id would be q
200 to ] shod NIT der ball ofer der fence
down in veil, uud Bill OPrien und Ad
Stevingson would also ran Iss Id nod
So Teddy 'Ach! BudveIser, you are
drowning bokays ad me. Dond menCiion i'd
l am satisfaction yust as Id iss Id viii
pc PROCESSION anyways" We'll. Ted
dy," 1 set. Il see dere are a few peoples
Waiting on you und uf you hat no OPP
checkions l would lige TO aslHt you Won
or two gYestionG, Vich We would all bin
pleased to know how you sthand on i'd"
"Vot do you dink aboudt der Philll
Peanuckle Islants?' He set IL haf al
retty expressioned meinseluf In rekardt
to der Phillipeanucklers. und as ! VIII
say a few lines aboudt dem tonide ad der
Iditortum, ! VIII reservation vot / hat to
say undil dot time
We'll, Teddy, got do YOU dink aboudt
der skituation IN Skina?'
"Budveiser, der Skinese skituation re-
minis me fiery much uf der negro brop-
lem in der South. Id ISIS ferv dark
supcheckt, und I am nod yust exactly
familiarity NIT dose Skinesers und Box
ers unless Id iss der Boxers We half in
Me York vich We put dem to sleep yet
nit der Horton law. I'd would bropably
| bin goot ding uf couldt round ub q
million or two uf dose Sltneses und push
dem across to der Phllipeanuckle fslants
und led dem blay Philopene nit der
Islanters vot Cheneral Otis has bin blay-
ing hite unit seek nit, und MAYBE py der
time dey got drough blayng nit each
Odder der Boxers would pc so tame like
Chin und Natlle Youngs parrot, dey
would eat off uf your liant Uf course
dere are two or dree ways We might dis
bosdion uf der Skinese question. 1 nlfde
take a few rechlmends uf Rough Riters
like 1 hat at Gan Chuan und We would
take few cidies mldoudt sthobbing und
kin off our share IF dem"
OF course you all know Teddy vas
blinking uf his orlchinal rechimend und
nod der would pc Rough Riters dottbarad-
| ed aroundt all tay NIT DER chest s. oudt,
| Teddy set he vos broud uf der Clup, but
uf he hat seen some uf dem dot hide
afder he lefdt town he would hsf giffen
dem ten tays on der islant Ven Teddy
vos aboudt TO ged In his earritch | Wis
pered him in his ear yet dot he shouIdt
pc carefulness nit his watch or dey would
separa ton him uf id >Yust den. Teddy,
Hos Obliged to accompany der committee
to der Minnesota cup for his breakfast
vich he fiery kindly in1tationed me l
should choin him IN.
vos Obliged to refusal him. but set