The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-10-26
Editorial and Otherwise.

by his own Will.
You will never be loved II you care for
none but yourself.
All are not hunters who blow their
horns-some are trolley parties.
It is not the swallow that makes
spring, but it makes many fall.
It's all well enough to believe in fate
provided you act as if you didn't.
Mark Hanna can do more anti-fight
talking than champion pugilist.
Let the honeymoon be extended over
the space of the whole married life.
Care will kill cat. But it does worse
to woman. 1t makes her ugly.
There are many kinds of foolishness,
but the meanest kind is selfishness.
Paderewski lives in a house that is
veritable museum Of musical relics.
1t is the desire of every woman to live
long. but no woman wants to look old.
It's impossible for short man to fall
in love with tall girl. He must climb
for it,
Nothing is made in vain except the ex-
tremely fashionable girl-she is maiden
vain.
The gardener may abhor vice, yet he
is ALWAYS interested in the rake's pro-
gress.
A little flattery tastes sweet to wise
man and good deal of it tastes sweet to
fool.
When it comes to count of its inhab'
itants every city in the country is solid
: for expansion.
Angels weep on the day that young
man begins to spend more money than
> he can make.
1t would puzzle an onion to under
q stand what there is about rose tina
people like.
81 Bold, outspoken men are needed IL
every community. The pamby namb.
sort n. 6.
He is a poor humorist who is unabl
y to make his butter from the cream
his jokes.
The travelling man wants fall fare
hotels, but he doesn't object to half far
on the railroads.
n 1t is always trying moment for
woman when her dress comes hom
from the modiste.
v No man can avoid companionship, s
he would best make it as good as pos
t. sible.
= Ignorance may not be bliss, but 1t
sometimes money in the county official
y pocket.
To lose by ones own ignorance or carr
c. lessness is more mortifying than to los
te by the dishonesty Of another.
When the wrinkles on mans fe'
will tell his age, the bumps on his hea
will indicate his talent.
: The man that borrows trouble doesn
nd have to pay 1t back-but he never &c
: done paying interest.
A pessimist is man with an ingrov
ing grudge against humanity in gener
and himself in particular.
i. Some people spend SO much Of the
time in trying to be amiable that the
haven't time to earn living.
, The chair that Thomas Jefferson sat
l while he was president was recent
4 found among some rubbish in Washin
ton.
1t is now proposed to change the nan
of the Anglo.Saxon race and call
Gothic or something else to be thoug
8, Of later.
There is great deal more to be gain
!, by being prompt in executing fe
promises than by making great maj
- promises.
A strong minded woman probably d
nounces marriage because there is SON
thing childish about it.
Flowers which are kept in water
which little saltpeter has been d
q solved will remain fresh for couple
weeks.
No woman ever idolizes man unl'
she is self-deceived into thinking h
much better than he really is.
Me- When human head is found in an
PM dian lake may we conclude that
I. body has become sausage or was bur
|Ss in beef cans?
Every girl over % that wants to
married ought to be made to show
commendation from the last man t
she was in love with.
1t is generally about as hard to
when q woman has secret that
doesn't want you to know as 1t is to
: out hen that has just laid an egg.
- There seems to be % much differe
between calling woman an old m
and bachelor girl - there is betw
calling her duck and IN old hen.
The women always claim they ki
"a when man Is in love with them be-
sm he knows 1t himself, and:the man alw
- tries to act 80 - to make them re-
: believe II.
The woman who marries man
L d cause she thinks he will make
II good husband IL ~ big fool - the
49, who marries man because she thi
she will make good husband 0,
him.
There are many fruits that never
sweet until the frost has laid upon N
there are many nuts that never fall
the forest trees until the frost hes 0
'ltou Cd and ripened them; and there
many elements OF life that never