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Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15
He's 4 Good IudInn Soy

jack lliggin, the Pluto Indian dcs.
perndo waa ehol and killed Monday
evening between 3 md 6 o'clock by
Indian police from the Walter Lake
Reservation md n whito man, about
20 miles from Wabuekn.
Tho police md the white man fired
simultaneously after being shot nt by
lIiggiu, tho latter dying ten minutes
after bong fatally wounded. IIiggin
had n bunch Of wild parsnips on his
person, indicating that hc intended
to commi. euicidc by eating them in
the event Of his being captured alive.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15
Funeral OfJol,nT. MoD-rno,,

Tho remains OF John II. McDcr-
mott arrived last night mud were
taken from the train to tho 4. O. U. =
w. Hall, where the funeral services
oi the Order were conducted 10y Ed.
gar ReiDlart and &. f.. Mayer. a
largo number OF citizens turned out
to pay the Inst rites to the dend nnd
sympathizc with the bereuvcd child
ron. a choir composed Of Mrs. j. l..
Royser. Mrs. Pullman, Mrs. Spur
gcun and Miss Swotlnnd sang hymns
OF consolation. After the services in
the hall, the remains wore taken to
LamOillo valley to 10 Ibid away by
tho side OF those OF his wife and
dnughtcr.
MIR. McDcrmoit wns member Of
Humboldt Lodge No. - a. o. U. W.
nnd hia children will receive g. 900
from the Order. besides this no
leaves valuable farm. well stocked
in Lamoillc. lIc wns about % ycars
OF ago and md lived for many years
in tho beautiful valley TINT now
holds lis rcmans. lIe waa an up.
right, honorable citizen. respected
10y everybody.
May he elccp vol beneath tho soil
Of tho valley he loved so we'll.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15
WORSE AND WORSE.
More DnminE Disclosures asto tho
MeKinlcy-Innna LootInE' OF
the Cubans

''S
The Secretary OF Wars official
statement to Congress OF the public
receipts and expenditures Of the
island OF Cuba during the last year
shows that out Of total revenue Of
Sli,Oo0.OCO over Si.OC0,OOO was dis.
bursed for salaries and sl,377 eco
more on the labor payroll
This amazing disbursement of
over s5,3I7.O!0 WIS entirely for civil
ian employees and laborers--uot one
OF 1t for army o!liccrs! The army
expenses are over and above this
startling total, amounting to more
than one-third OF the total revenues
OF the island. This s5,OO0,OOO repre-
sen.s simply the toll taken by lot
OF Mckinley Hanna heelcrs from the
poor people of Cuba, IN legitimatizad
salaries and expenses. and does not
include the half million dollar theft
thus far disclosed in the Cuban post
al service.
Behind th,s 55,0)OO0) expenditure
can he seen Major Estes G.. Rlth.
bones gorgeous lie in one OF EIa
Vnnn's iincft mansions. conducted un
a scale Of s2).0Co year; Charles T..
w. Nccly's sudden rise from poverty
III Indiana la aiiIurncc and grandeur
III Cuba, aud, more splendid still. the
career OF the North American Trust
Company, the Governments fiscal
agent for Cuba, with Fletcher >.
Heath, brother of First Assistant
Pnstmaster.Gcucral Heath. as one Of
its directors. Rr,hbone WIS the man
who engineered the bribcsy o. the
Ohio Legislature which elected Han.
ma to the United States Senate.
The Cubnns are our ward, forced
under the protection oi the United
States upon the allegation that they
are unfit fCr self.govcrnmcnt. Their
looting by this gang Of Hanna
Mckinley henchmrn ~ like the rob
berry of orphans 10y their guardians.
Ii is the lootiug Of IA sacred trust
fund.-Ex.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15

The Japanese make heroic efforts nt
English. While butchCring il horribly.
they do remarkably well. considcrip"
everything. On III" fcw English signs
Gf leading firms on T0liO's chief street
are seen: "DruCcisi." for drurrist
"FOrciEu Cords" "CanCd Goods. Whole.
sale and Detail" "'Ihc Sh0p Of the Ar
tiClCs Of the finCry." "Thc Carriage
and All of Harness." and "a Harness
Maker" Misunderstanding" "Apothc-
knly." etc
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15
n WISE MAN
FROM THE WEST

Who intends going Ems. will sec TINT
his tickets read by way oi Salt Lake
City and tho Rio Grando Western
Railway i'll connection with either the
Denver II Rio Grando or Colorado
Midland railroads, for these rcasons:
First, most magnificent scenery in
America, Oh route; second, choice OF
three distinct routes through the heart
OF the Rocky Mountains; third. it is
tile only transcontincntal line passing
directly through quaint md pictur-
eequo Salt Lake.--the City OF tho
Saints; fourth, perfect dining car ser.
vice; fifth, three fast through trains
daily between Ogden. Denver aud all
points East, connecting with all
trains OF the Southern Pacific; sixth,
through Pullman Palace and Ordi.
na!y Sleeping Cars from San Fran.
cisco, Portland. etc., to Denver, Oma.
lla and Chicago. There aro many
other rcnsons why the route through
Salt Lake City over the Rio Gfando
Western Railway is the most com.
Portable aud enjoyable in the whole
country. by inquiry, you can learn
Il great deal on the subject Of trans
continental travel. Geo. w. IIcint y
General Passenger Agent, Salt Lake
City.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15

Tho Chinese nak"how In your livcrH"
instead Of show do you dor" for when
tho liver il nctiyo tho health In good.
DcWitta Little Enrly Riscrs arc
famous little pills Tor tho liver aud
bowels. Elko Drug Company.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15

"REISHoLD SApLER.- =
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15
Tito JrncIrn'- TnritSh

The following amusing notice ia
written IN n cemetery ~ nip .Irr,"', -
in several lnr"uarcs: "''s''. ,-..-
DANES aud gentlemen wln .. - .'...
n dog 'o rr'lrw IN thiy e.. .:...' ,.:.'
not hc permission unless h''., drawn
10y cable round him 'l'-i"n."
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15

Small iu size and great in results
arc DcWitfs Little Early Risors, tho
famous little pills TINT cleanse tho
liver mud bowels. They do not gripc.
Elko Drug Company.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15

Tho above balance stania 10 The
credit OF the various funds ns per
Trcasuror's Balance Sheet, dated
April |, 1900.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15
JOINT STATEMENT
OF THE
Auditor and Treasurer of
ElkO County
For Quarter Ending oIur. 81, 1900.
STATE OF NEVADA,
County OF ELKo. 3D.
AUDITORS OFFICE.

AUDllOit y OffICE,
ELKo, April .. 1900.
To The Honorable Board Of County
Commissioners of Eiko county, New. !:
GESTLEMEN:-We herewith submit
our Qarterly Report OF the Finances
OF the county for the quarter ending
March 81, 1900.
Respectfully submitted,
&. A. WATKINS. Auditor.
y. G. DAwLEY. Treasurer.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1900-06-15

RECEIPTS FROM ALL SOURCES.
Balance in Treasury Dec.
81. ls99...............s4l,592 ,592 so
General licenses. -. l.5l3 80
Fees cOlted by Co
officers .... 725 90
Gaming licenses. 675 90
Irregular sources. 5000
Delinquent prop.
tax, 1899 .....-. 1881
Property tax, 1889. 1914
Tax proceeds of
mines ........ 1890
Total. ...... s45,2Ol 80
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1900-10-02

The best news that has come out of
the East for long time is that which
tells of the safety of the Oregon The
Oregon is more than battleship to
the American people She represents
one Of our ideals She has seemed TO
he typical Of our aspirations to be
good. and strong. and worthy. She
has taken human aspect TO most Of
us and the notion that she could lie
lost 10y some iuforuitoUs chance with
out accomplishing the mission she
was sent out to accomplish was intol-
cradle. " the Oregon is over TO 90 we
want her to go i'm one Of two ways
only She must either live ont her al
loitCd span and die of old age as full
of honor as OF years. having served
her purpose AMI done her duty well or
she must go down i'm - fight with her
flag waving proudly above her. defiant.
and 10 he last TO hc rcvcrcuccd for her
strength aud for Tho full measure Of
her duty done
10 batter her life out upon q rock.
useless and imuotcut is no proper fate
for this vessel and when iu future
days she is manned care should be-
taken that those who have her i'm
charge shall bc chosen from among
those who consider not only her honor
and safety and general welfare. but
thc pride Of The landlubbcr iu the ship
wc all love so we'll Ialpcrs Weekly.
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mOnkfsh made quick meal Of
an PASSPORT dog the other day and
was captured short time later near
one of the sardinc factory wharvcs
Very few monkfsh are seen ir Pas
samaquoddy Pay. but az different
times they are found OF large size.
and have been known 10 come to the
surface suddenly and gobblc up any
sea bird that happens 10 De m the
water They are among the hOmcli.
est fish that are found along the neigh
boring coast. the mouth being unusual
~ large, aud fishermen have known
them to swallow objects nearly as
large as themselves I'm appearance
they resemble big scuIpin aud The
one killed here came i'm for fun
share Of attention from The many
spectators on the wharf. The unfor-
tunate dog was enjoying u swim along
the water front watched by his owner
and party Of friends when without
waruing.thc monkfsh came ~ the SUR
fac" with open mouth ana the dog
went down without much of fight
for his life. Later I'm tlic dav some
boys wcro sUrurinc founders in shall
low w9toT. when they saw the odd
looking fish below. and with y boat
hook soon gathered it iu The dog
was found inside but was consider
ably manglcd by The sawlikc teeth OF
the fish. and % was noticed that the
dog was nearly as large as the entire
mOnkiish Lewiston tMcJ Journal
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PlTH AND POINT.

Jimmy NJ yer an uncle. Billy -
Billy-'I'm two-it wuz twinst'-Puck.
What is an Anglo-American alIi-
ance. pa?' English titles and Amer
lean money. Harper's Bazaar
Isn't it delightful to Ice dining to
gcther without chaperouf' Il
should say so! Marriage is certainly
great economy Puck
Mrs. Muggins-"Isn't it terrible the
trouble we are having with China -
Mrs. BuGgins WHAT'S the natter
Has your servant been breaking things
again
Hoax understand the doctor said
yesterday there was very little hope
in your rich uucle's case" Joax-"It's
even worse to-day He's very much
better"
Fair Paintcr-"I hope you don't
mind my skctching in your feld?"
Lord, no, missile. You keen
the birds off the peas bettern a. ordi
nary scarecrow" Tit Bits
My mother-in-law has gone to the
mountains" You look pleased ="
Yes: she'll have to admit she has
found something that she can't walk
over. Indianapolis Journal
'FlOssy is so superstitious she
is:' Yes; when she wears her deaths
head hatpin she always wears her
horseshoe scarf-pin and her wish-bone
hair ornament. "-Indianapolis Journal.
The picture, OF innocence! That's how she
But there was price on her head.
All the people could sec it-"Thrccsev-
cnty-ninc,
Reduced from s., it read
Philadelphia Press ,
Kansas Man Visiting I'm the Easi@---
We have lots of neighbors now"
Friend-"Why, / thought your nearest
neighbOr was twenty miles away"
Yes. but we've had a cyclone since
then. Harlem Life
Or. Pillet-'Your blood is impover-
ished. l shall have to prescribe some
iron for you Mr. Goshabby-"Don't
do it, doctor. My wife tells me now
that ] look rustier than any other man
in town. '-Somervillc Journal
The shades OF night we're trotted out.
Though worked almost 10 death no
doubt:
The parodist some stunt quite new
Has thought. IT seems, to make them do
Excelsior!
Detroit Journal.
Mr. Newpop (ostentatiously)-"H
pleasant it is to think that we will be
home together all evening Mrs
NewpOp-"Why. dear, you know we've
got to call" Mr. Newpop Tin n
fierce Whisper Can't you see
why l said that? The baby's listen
ing. Philadelphia Press.
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The Needs of OHM.

Here IS the key 10 the whole situa-
ton. says Mark Il. Dunnell in the At.
lantic. The fundamental need of China
Is administrative reform. and this can
be accomplished only under foreign
compulson and supervision. Without
il, the political integrity of China can
not be maintained. nor can foreign
trade largely increase. We cannot rca.
sOnably expect q great increase in the
imports of China without proper.
tomato increase in her exports. We
must look principally TO the eXploita.
ton of her mineral resources under
foreign direction for the needed in
crease in her exports. and this can
only be done through the agency of
railroads. which cannot be built and
successfully operated except under
conditions Cf political security which
do not now exist The requisite sccu
rity for foreign enterprise i'm China can
be attained only by means of drastic
administrative reforms initiated from
without The Government at Pekin
does not desire reforms. and its ten
ure is so insecure that il could not in
trOduce them if it desired. The man
darins cannot he expected to destroy u
system upon which they thrive and
the people nj large are ignorant. indif.
fcTent. unpatriOtic. ana without any
inherited capacity for concerted politi.
cal action. The decentralization Of
the political system has destroyed all
national feeling
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IN CALICO.

They We sung the song OF the girl in pink.
[ And the song OF the girl in white,
But the singers are few who have praised
the true
Goddess OF love aud light:
The household fairy whom we ali know.
And knowing her love her the better 50
The girl in the garment OF calico,
Dainty and sweet and bright
The bloom OF her cheeks, tho light IN her
eyes
Is her beauty aud title 81 health.
And day after day in q modest way
Her neatness is better than wealth
Qld-fashioped1 Yes and ne wish her so
For Just like her mother III talco
With the gentle traits 81 the years aso
She's taken our hearts by stealth
Go, In nectar ot roses. | pledge
Our dear girls IA pink and white:
To their eyes and their haii and their ways
debonair
offer my homage tonight:
Ncs, deep in my heart ieel and know.
\ lortier feeling continues Go grow
For the girl IN the wrapper ui calico.
Dainty and sweet and bright
John II. Bracelamd.
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They had Just returned from their
bridal tour when The husband gcutIv
pulled her ear and said:
Now let us speak of business. WbiI"
half Of what ] have belongs 10 YOU. |
do not propose that YOU Shall have to
beg FOR your half BEING the head al
the house. ! shall carry The wallet. but
| propose TO hand YOU over certain
sum every Saturday night Ii will he
pin money"
How good YOU are She exclaimed
II think il is only just and right. l
know dozen married men whose
wives have almost TO get down on their
knees 10 get dollar could kick
such man! How much do YOU think
YOU can use Il week.
"A dollar. perhaps
"A dollar. My wife trying to get
along OF Il dollar week, Why. you
little darling. YOU shall have Mt least
$40 and ii that is not sufficient ] shall
make it $50 on $50
1T was the old story over again He
cut her down TO IS. 81. Sc 81. ST. s..
and at length, when they had been
married about -four months and she
asked him for dollar lie turned on
her with:
What, More money. DO YOU think
I've got a gold mincF What on earth
do you want money forf"
i've got 10 get few little notions"
But YOU can't want u dollars
worth. Here's thirty cents. and hope
YOU will remember that these are hard
times. ana that money is money -.
Louis Dispatch
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Cabbles Thought He Was weaIth,

There was bit of excitement among
Barge Office cabmen few days ago
concerning q fare which all were eager
10 secure. \ report had gone forth
that a wealthy parsonage was among
the steerage passengers who had been
landed at the Barge Office and that
tho man Of riches had expressed de.
sire for cab. The ordinary immi-
grant is content 10 90 in tr,..t along
with his baggage but this was 90 or
binary immigrant
lie wore q tightly buttoned Prince
Albert. a golf cap and loud necktic.
Kcb. sir. keb.' cried the cabmcu go
tie stranger cOOlly survCye3 no
cguipages. Selecting ono which secmcd
the hest. he directed that his baggagc
bc placed OF the box. and when this.
trunk Of medium size. had been lifted
into place, the stranger climbed into
the vehicle the cabman holding thc
door open.
Drive me TO the. ah
Waldorf AstoriaT quericd cabbv
obscquously holding out his hand for
the coin which nc saw
Mills Hotel" said tho fare as hc
dropped q penny into tho outstrctclted
pglm.-New York Herald
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THE LIFE OF BIG GUNS.
Admiral o'SeilI Says That a Hundred
Shots IL Far From Being tho Limit.

There have been some interesting
ana mysterious stories I'M circulation
about the short lives % the big guns
that are used OH bur battlcslips and
coast fOrtiticItiohs Ono of the yarns
most frequently told * that The thir-
teen inch gun. which carries ton of
metal for twelve or fifteen miles. can
only be fired 100 times with safety. be
cause the tremendous pressure destroys
the cohesive power Of the metal and
thus weakcns il. ana renders il liable
10 explode These stories have got
into books. and the 100. firing fallacy"
is accepted 10y some Of the ablest au-
thorities on ordnance. The big Krupp
gun NJ the Worlds Fair in Chicago
was an object of even greater interest.
when visitors were told that IL had
been fired sixteen times and couldn't
be fred again without danger of eXplo-
sion because thc metal of which 1t il
made had become "ncrVeless'
! Admiral O'Neill. Chief of Ordnance
of the Navy department. says this ia
all humbug. The only damage sur,
fercd Ivy the big guns from frequent
III iht - Au' NtNlluS oli ol lnc llIC
grooves, lie says. and that is easily
repaired. rho gun can either bc rilled
over again OF it can bc 'tubcd' that is.
II rifeu tube can he fitted into the bore.
as is frequently done I'M England. and
the gun is ~ good as new
There is no such thing us Il gun get.
ting nerVeleSs. continued the Admir-.
al. The metal of which il is made is
not injured by firing. Some of our
guns have been fired 100 times with
out showing any injury or wear. We
dQ not know how long they will last.
except that the ritiing has TO nc re-.
ncwcd when it is worn out but we
have never had u gun wear out in our
navy. aud therefore cannot speak from
experience. ami many OF our guns have
been fired several hundred times"
rho ordnance experts of the army
estimate that the twelve-iuch guns on
the coast fortitications can lie fired 200
times without being refined. but this
is only speculation. They have never
had any experience i'm that line. None
of the big guns belonging to the United
States has ever worn out. - Chicago
Record
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u is probable that q grand ceremony
viii take place iu Paris during tire cx
hbitiou in connection with tlc trans
for to the Pantheon OF the remains Of
bidcrot B1lzac. Rcnau Rude. lngrcs
Wd DclacroiN that is To- say. Of three
famous writers and Of the same mum
bcr oC celebrated artists TO this list
60 was proposed to add Lamartiuc.
Michclct Quinct and the painter David
dangers. but the descendants Of these
great men refused To- allow their bones
to bc disturbed for Che sake Of posthu.
nous houors. however splendid. The
heart Of the first grenadier Of France.
Ia Tour d'Auvergne is also to 90 20
The Pantheon there TO Join tho rest Of
bis body.
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Many man previously poor shot
o the traps has been turned into ~
candidate for The "crnckaiack squad"
just by being Disguised at his shoot
ing when using his own gun and pick.
ing mp strange gun has found that
he improved his scores by using fl. He
has Glanced upon n gun that fits him
better than his own nc has his stock
altered TO suit the bend" Of the other
gun, and goes at the targets with q
new heart Hc improves i'm practice.
aud gradually crawls mp into the
ninety per cent. class" with new
ideas and greater skill ~ was All. or
nearly AL 100 the gun Beginners
should. therefore, never hesitate to
try new guns until thoy are satisfied
that they have got tho right one. N
they don't want to- try new guns. they
can build mp the stock Of their own
gun until they get it TO some shape
chat does suit them Anybody whose
hand and eye work together can shoot.
provided they can get the right-shaped
stock on their gun. and they can only
do this by not giving up az the first
two or three failures New York Com
mercial Advertiser
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which sprans bodily FROM the trunk CT
m ancient oak.

which sprans bodily FROM the trunk CT
mn ancient oak.
We know that nature occasionally
exhibits her working III the form az
So-called freaks. word which is
simply an admission of our own ina
bility TO trace the origin of an effect
defective" which comes 10y cause"
But the majority OF such wonders are
often much less freaks than frauds.
Bacon let's lis into some of the secrets
OF their Manufacture. The stems OF
certain trees among which the myrtle
seems 10 he favOrite~have been
bored cOmpletely through their length
without destroying the vitality.
Through the channels thus formed the
stems OF suitable Young plants are
carried up. the whole in due time hav-
ing the appearance of composite
head growing front single stock II
* an old. old trick which cfh J'lly X
cite the Indignation or Intelligent
minds. OF course. ihc Chinese are
adopts in the production of all kinds
of false,whimsical growthS upon trees.
Their famous finger fruit is well
Known to travellers. hut II is never re
= .rodu"ed ON the same tree when it
nhs once passed into purchasers
hands. II il. in fact. Il spurious graft.
which. though imposed upon. is not
nourished through the parent stock.
L WARY gardener has in his time
pla. many curious tricks upon the
heads of his subjects, hut the fashion
Is dead - ! we may the more readily
forgiV -. seeing tina he never
sought To interfere with their vital
economy. The painful experience of
converting the ivy into standard
tree was once freely INDUCED in. hut
the persistent crecprr seems at last
to have worn out the patience of it's
prosecutors. In the last century there
was Il considerable demand Ivy cabi-
nc,makcrs for Il curious kind Of veined
oak known in the trade as green ell
onN. This peculiar marking was pro
duced by the severe twisting TO
which the young growing trees were
subjected. Such methods would seem
TO demand AN act for the prevention
of cruelty 10 vegetables. Happily.
no such enactment is now called for.
TO ohStruct OF paralyZc healthy nat.
ural grOwths for tho creation of y
mere curiosity" is an inherently
vicious system. little likely tu gain
any real footing among us.
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THE HOUSEWIVES PART.

Oh, men. and oil. brothers; and all of yoy
others.
j beg OF YOU pause and hsSen a bit,
And III tell without altering any of it.
The tale of the housewives part,
Mixing and fixing
Brewing ard stewing,
Basting and tasting.
Lifting and siftinE.
Stoning and boning.
Ioastlng and roasting
hneading and seeding.
Straining and draining,
Poking and soaking,
hooslng and ueing.
ReaGoning and seasoning.
PAIRING and sharing
This Is the housewife part.
Filling and spilling.
Pounding and sounding.
Dreaming and stesming
Swimming and trimming
Mopping and ch9pping,
torlng and porting.
Smelling and smelhnC
Grinding and mindiny,
flIng and firing,
Carving and serving.
This is the housewives part
oiling and boiling and broiling.
Buying and trying and frying.
Burning and turning and churnnc, p
Pricing and icing and slicing.
flashing and MASKING and splashing
Scanning and planning and canning
Greasing and squeezing and freczirgr-<<
This Is the housewives part
Aching and baking and making and shak-
ing,
Beating and heating aud seating and treat.
ing.
Oh, men. and oh, brothers and all Of Won
others
DO YOU envy the housewives part:
Susie NJ. Best in New Orleans Times
Democrat