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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1900-08-30

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ftfear"t atd ihr ,rpuhiic was restored
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nafI.ns trf nrf eur own
if ritm1fr statehood fYf these remote
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fhf uHNf -and fhis Hof for a fHv OF fnr a
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derive their inet powcrs from fnc rouecut
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rcrmnucnfif as conquered provinces 10 viii
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hnt in dirccf a0iagoniquI Or fhc letter and
spirit ~ orr Declaration ~ Independence
" g. 90 less true aUw than iu tho days
~ our revolution. that government hv
arhitfarr power g. SIN desnotfsfn" The
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-11-27

money up slightly past
couy among noncynder dc.rns raj estate for scrlry rlo lenders
invariably those been within
believe
in
@ amn V tSi w remains i ana r nhei wa"
@ T stock n weak at a9 aggre present Hng bid quotation 0@
buyers
ausnt shares Which takes ae Monday h @ per- cen being
Of per en ak pFoabS viii s called Ia R Inc "
yd Plantation compan has called in an assessment Of payable De
2i
any 0 on Francis exchang
PLANTATION
by stockholders
non of Thy d nIer % @ t 3 an and pon % TO
years. Pposed
the bond win
sion of the railway system The bonds already disposed Of o
@ s n Gn mn n %S e eeE a c t w
cers a %9sf0 are a | a st or ensuing 4 meeting today
ANNUAL MEETINGS PLANTATIONS
stockholders held
Wan 9 Agricultural ses S hs % Wsd November p at III me-
% m the r meeting OF hde the ~ RnSa RS1oaa Cons
viii
Agricultural stock will be deinque November
AMONG
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in
their present. @ G 4 3 vas" @ w ySs of Psf Removed
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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-11-27
GERMAN ARTILLERY
OFFICER IN TOWN
He Comes to Report on Island
Sugar Industry to His own
Government

A fresh-faced well-set-up German of
fcer who arrived on the Zealandia and
is stopping at the Vida villa, is Lieut.
Richard Deeken of the Forty third
Regiment of Field Artillery. Lieut.
Deeken wears his undress uniform, in
elusive Of a handsome medal and is
making the acquaintance of the plan
ters with military zeal and promptness,
Il am here" he said to an Advertiser
reporter yesterday, ito visit the plan
tations and see what methods and APP
planes it may be well to introduce
into the Ladrones and Samoa where
sugar culture is to be developed. | am
connected with the Colonial service and
am interested in the agricultural prog
ress OF all our outlying possessions
While here | shall examine the fora
and fauna of Hawaii though l am in
formed that there is no chance to dis
cover anything new. But my main
object is to look into the sugar indus
try"
After finishing his visit here Lieut.
Deeken will go directly to the Lad
rOneS
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-11-27
German Lloyd Marine Insur'cs ~
OF BERLIN.
Fortuna General Insurance IS
OF BERLIN.

The above Insurance Compa. ioy
have established general agency harrs
and the undersigned, general ageals,
are authorized to take risks agS IVA
the dangers If the sea at the most 80.
sonsble rates and on the most rs ,r
able terms
F. A. sCHAEFER & CO.,
General Agents
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-11-27
BEsIRGED BY BEES.
Thousands Eecsnd Upon Honolulu in
Search of Sweet Things.

There seems 10 have been an invasion
of bees In Honolulu during the laN few
days ana each day II appears that the
title pests are on the Increase. Al all OF
the drug stores, candy stores ana every
place whore a bee would be AT all likely
70 be they are sure 10 be found,
lnasmuch as flowers al this time OF
year are not over plentiful, II Is suppose
ed that the bees, wanting Tor good things
Wherowith 10 manufacture honey, are out
IN force looking for the material and
not being able 10 ma II IN The 0pon, have
been forced 10 come within doors, ana
have invaded the stores AN over thu city
much 10 the danger ~ business men ana
their customers, Wherever anything
fWrnt n 10 he found ihore are Tho bees
also. Thousands Of them made thp liolr
lister Drug campauy'a store their head
quarters ana had to be- driven away win
huharh ana other inanet powders Many
people have been aiunE hy the brrai ana
lu some places n iH SIN unsafe ~ yrnr
iure unpfrpar,i Han a go ana nfnr
uH smlm q go. hHd prrtiy good taste
~ nm arIlfkr. na Wei
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-11-27
DEATH OF MRS. oLIVEIRA.
Funeral Took Place ON Thursday
From Catholic Cathedral.

The funeral of Mrs. Benito c. Olivei-
ra, only daughter of Mr.. and Mrs
Hennriquetta r. Marshall, took place
on Thursday last at 4 o'clock in the at
ternoon from the Catholic Cathedral.
The church was very fittngly decor
ated and the service was most impress
siye. The customary ceremonies were
performed by the officiating priest and
the body was Inferred in the Catholic
Cemetery amid the lamentations Of
many friends for the deceased was be-
loved Of all who knew her
The pall-bearers We're Messrs, Louis
II. Medelros, NJ, $, Botelho Captain
Costa, NJ, Mochado, NJ, Fernandez and
John Leal.
Tho deceased had only been III for
three days and leaves a husband and q
little child.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-11-27
North German Fire inSuT a1Ce c..
OF HAMBURG.

rotal reichsmarks ......
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-11-27
QUEEN HOTEL Is
In BAD CONDITION
Sanitary Improvements Must
Be Made in the Near
Future.

w. u. Azbll was given permission
by the Board of Health yesterday to
conduct the Queen Hotel for three
months longer before being compelled
to make certain sanitary improve
ments in the buildings and cottages
The condition of the plumb
ing was shown to be very bad.
Mr.. Azbill pleaded that the agent
refused to make the improvements,
and that as his lease only ran for
two years more, he did not fee able
to eXpend the $500 that would be re-
quired. Executive officer Pratt told
the Board of Health that within a few
months the improvements would have
10 be made by law when the connec-
lions We're made with the sewer TAX
ing this into account Mr.. AZbill was
three months more.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-11-27
2aIlBuig Bremen Fire Insurance Gg

The undersigned having been ~
pointed agents of the above compan.
are prepared to insure risks agaiDB,
fire on Stone and Brick Buildings ans
on Merchandise stored therein or IVA
most favorable terms. For particulars
apply at the office OF
+. A. SCHAEFBR q CO., Agrs
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-11-27
now TO TREAT A TROUBLESOME
CORR.

10 remove a troublesome corn or
buni0ui First soak the corn Or hupiou
in warm water 90 soften a. then pare
IA down as closely as possible without
tTaNinF blood ana apply thambefllln's
Pain balm twice daily, rubbing flB0rr
ously ~ hpe minutes az each AppllrA-
ton A corn plaster should be worn
fQr row dayt to protect u from ihr
shoe AZ a general IMMINENT flr
spTnins bruises lAmrurka ana rhnuWH
iism, Pain halm NJ unnluAlri lpf
hnn. Smith 4 Coz Ia HHepiu ~ y
ssls BY ell dealsfs 200 afpsslsls hse'
an az hrst CLASS ~ fllplnpH hlHh
tp become Americana
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-11-27

HlYa as q terrible torment % tbs
llillB folks ana ~ apme older rpna
0aanp's Olaimani meyer hila lnfthnl
fellA ana psFmsnaW rnfe ~ eAT
ihalsisis 10 ssntl
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1900-11-27
General insurance Co. for Sea-
River and Land Transport,
of Dresden.

Having established an agency 80,
Honolulu and the Hawaiian ISLANDS,
the undersigned general agents are AZ.
thorized to take risks against the dSl,~
gers of the sea at the most reasonsbis
rates and on the most favorable .erua.
f. A. SCHAEFER & CO.,
Agents for the Hawaiian Islanda
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27
Conditions at Imnaha.

To the Tribune: Some damag-
ing reports about the Imnaha
mines are being circulated by agents
of a corporation which is seeking
Investments in copper properties
The fact is there has not been a
discouraging feature in the develop
ment of the Snake river region.
The Imnaha group shows more
values at this time than any camp
in Montana ever revealed with
equal development. These lodges
are large, we'll defined and thor
pughly mineralized. Every min
ing man who has ever visited the
camp has pronounced the con-
aitions favorable for great values
in the logical copper zones.
A primary copper ore has never
occurred in any camp in the world
above permanent water flow. When
ever moisture has been encountered
In the Imnaha VEINS copper ore of
high grade has been found. 1t is
in fact positively established that
the copper values have leaked from
the decomposed lodges of that dis
trict to a depth greater than that
attained by the grassroot tunnels
made in the pretense of develop
ment during the past five months.
Whenever water level has been
reached on the Imnaha lodges AS
ON other lodges in the Snake river
district rich sulphiae ores have
been found. The developments of
the past year in the Snake river
district haye been very encourag-
ing, Notwithstanding persistent
Statements to the contrary.
The curse Of the district has
been imperfect and Impractical
development work. These con-
ditions, with the designs of inter-
ested parties, have greatly retarded
the mining interests of the whole
Lewiston district.
NEWTON HIBBs.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27
The Shape of an Anaesthetic.,

= hO OAlUPO VI 0h AAoCoOlICtlCs
1t is a Bath physician who tells
the following:
Some time ago ] happened to
spend the night in a country town
not far from Bath, and it happened
that there was stopping at the
same hotel an itinerant eye special
list.
eve drifted into a conversation,
and during the course of the even
ing he told me of some of the
marvellous operations he had per-
formed on the eye. One case in
particular he spoke of that caused
me considerable astonishment, for
| don't know, l confess, that the
operation had been successfully
performed. He said he had re-
Gently taken out a patients eye,
scraped the back of it and returned
it to its proper place. The patient,
he said, was never troubled by bad
eyesight afterward.
''That' was difficult operation,
DOCTOR said |.
"Yes,' said he, sit was.'
III suppose you found it neces
sary to employ an an@stnetic?"
"Yes, ! did," he admitted.
What an@sthetic did you use,
doctor?" | persisted.
"Oh, well, unless you are ia
miliar with such operations, you
probably wouldn't understand if [
were to tell you. But--well, it
was shaped something like
SPOON" explained the eminent
specialist.-Lewiston Journal.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27
ARRIVAL and DEPARTURE
OF MAILS.

LEWIsToN-Co1 ToNWooD- Mt. IDAHO
LINE.
In effect Dec. 1, 1899.
Leaves Lewiston at A. NJ.
Arrives ut Cottonwood Mt 7 P. NJ.
Leaves Cottonwood at 6 A. NJ.
Arrives ut MtIdaho at II A. NJ.
Leaves MtIdaho at 1880 P. NJ.
Arriyes'at Cottonwood 5 80 p. NJ.
Leaves Cottonwood at A. NJ.
Arrives at Lewiston at 7 p. NJ.
EUTERvILLE LINE.
Leaves Cottonwood 1T "A. NJ.
Arrives at Keuterville at 10 A. NJ.
Leaves Keuterville at 80 p. NJ.
Arrives at Cottonwood at p. NJ.
COTTONWOOD. NEzPERCE. HANNAH LINE
Leaves Cottonwood Mondays Wednes-
.daYsiand Fridays at Z A. NJ.
1870 attonwood Tuesday Thurs
90 ~. ate P. NJ.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27
Leading Questions.

T.
Should our money standard be
governed by the accidents Of silver
miniug9 Should it be governed
by the accidents of gold mining?
What are the facts concerning
the misery in the worlds history
caused by periodical scarcity Of
money metals? What causative re-
lation had this to the dark ages ?
What effect has the sudden dis
covery and inflow of gold or silver
always had on civilization?
Are these huctuations--these al
ternating periods of darkness and
acknowledgements on the accidents
of mining, desirable? Would not
a steady, reliable and progressive
development of the forces of civil
lization in normal speed and re-
laton he much more desirable than
these sudden spurts, followed by
stagnation and gloom?
How can we get this constant
normal condition, with neither
stimulation nor stagnation?
Do you wish a clear, brief state
ment OF the fundamental princi-
pies of monetary science, as agreed
upon by all the great economists?
DO you want strong presenta-
ton of the vital fact at the base of
the money o1estion2
DO you want to know how we
can secure just, impartial, steady
dollar that will regulate the ebb
and flow Of industry and make
panics impossible?
Would You like to have at hand
for ready reference the price tables
and index numbers for England,
Germany, France and the United
States, showing the fluctuations in
prices for the last century?
Would you like to have a set of
charts showing at a glance just
how violent these fluctuations have
been In both gold standard and
silver standard countries?
Would you like to have at hand
a concise history of the issuing of
paper money in this country by
tLl colonial states and the general
government?
Would you like TO have brief
history of the issuance of paper
money in other nations, including
the French assignats, and the his.
tory OF tie famous Bank of Venice?
Would you like to have the best
expressions on the money problem
of the worlds greatest authorities,
including President Walker, Presi-
dent Andrews, Professor Marshall,
Professor Jevons, Ricardo, Peter
Cooper, United Estates Supreme
Court, Bryan, Wendell Phillips,
Franklin, Jefferson, Lincoln, etc.
Would you like to have hand
data which Willard you greatly in
a speech or newspaper article on
any one of the leading phases of
the money question?
All these questions are answered,
the "better way" is clearly pointed
out, and the new and inevitable
science of money portrayed in
very simple and interesting man
ner in the book called Irrational
Money" prepared by one who is a
recognized authority upon the sub.
ject. Price only % cents. Ad-
dress Equity Series" 1920 Chest
nut street. Philadelnhia. Pa.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR,
LAND OFFICE AT LEWISTON, IDAHO,
March IA, 1900
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in sup,
port OF his claim, and that said proof
will be made before the Register and
Receiver, U, s. Land Office, Lewiston,
Idaho, on May 8, 1900, viz:
FRANK ]. KESKA
for the lots l, 2, 8, 4, ID. IA, Is & Is, Sec.
10 TIP. SO N r l f. b. NJ.
He names the following, witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
enltiyatjon ol said land, viz;
Mel, Jacobs, Charles Brooke Albert
Bishel, Charles White, all of Nezperce
Idaho.
J. r. WEsr, Register.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27
How to Write Advertisements

The most successful policy which
can be adopted in writing an ad
vertisement is to word it as to win
the confidence and respect of the
reader. If you can make such inn
preston upon the readers mind
that he will believe that you are
in earnest in what you say, that
you really believe it yourself, and
that you are laying the case be-
fore hip in plain, business like
manner, without any exaggerations
or attempts to mislead him, you
are nearly sure to get that persons
trade.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27

Those intending to purchase
farms or lands will consult their
own best interests by calling on
Mcclure q Wolbert, Cottonwood
Real Estate Ag ency.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27
CONTEST NOTICE.
DEPARTMENT OF THE, INTERIOR,
United States Land Office

United States Land Office
Lewiston Idaho,
March 81, 1900.
A sufficient contest affidavit having
been filed in this Office by Antony Fors-
mann, contestant, against Charles Hib-
bard entry No. 6872, made May 4th 1899,
for Me- NWl4 Sec. 81, Township 80 n.
R. 2 e. B. M. by Charles Hubbard con-
testee, in which it is alleged that: said
Charles Hubbard has failed to make any
improvements on the above described
land and has abandoned the same for
more than ten months last past, said
parties are hereby notified TO appear,
respond and offer evidence touching said
allegation at 10 O'Clock a. m. on May 80,
1900, before James DeHaven, U. 5. Com
missioner, at Grangeville Idaho
ss.. CHAistLs IL. GARRY Reciexer.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27
Notice for publication.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR.
Land Office at Lewiston, Idaho,l

Land Office at Lewiston, Idaho,l
April 2l, 1900.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
OF his claim, and that said proof win be
made before Joseph K, Vincent, pro-
bate Judge, at Mt. Idaho, Idaho, on
June 8, 1900, vizl
OLE PAULSON,
of Grangeville. Idaho, for the SWli
sEt4 See q, T. 81 n, X. , 4. b. NJ.
He names The followino witnesses To-
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of said land, viz:
Edward Chase, Oliver Chase, Done
Day, George r. ode, all of Mt. Idaho.
j. B. WEST Register.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27
DISSOLUTION OF COMPREHENSIVE

Notice is hereby given that the
copartnership heretofore existing
under the firm name aud style of
Joslin & Temple, blacksmiths, is
this day dissolved by mutual con
sent. The bills due the late firm
will he collected by E, Joslin, who
will continue the business and pay
all debts of said firm.
Dated at Cottonwood this 21st
day OF April, 1900. Apr27-4t
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27

Go to the Idaho drug store for
school supplies.
All manner OF cpnveyancing at
the REPORT office.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27

There has been reduction of $40
per ton in the price of wire nails,
barbed wire and galvanized fence
wire, with an IS cut in annealed
fence wire. This is equivalent to a,
reduction Of I centa pound ii wire
nails, making the price 80
The price for barbed wire
q hundred weight, and for Qairss'lz
lied fence nails 1925 d hnn5lrsil !
szeieht. Thefcut in annealed fence
q from s3. 05 ia 3. y I hnn,ls'
hess
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1900-04-27
Lincoln Republicans to Absorb
Silver Republicans.

A Minneapolis dispatch of April
u says: The announcement of
change in the little of the silver
republican party was made today
by Executive Agent Carson. The
Lincoln republicans are to succeed
the free silver republicans.
The national silver republican
party is to give wayto the Lincoln
republican party. The transfer is
to take effect at Kansas City on
July 4.
Amador ledger., 1900-01-26
Twelfth Century Manners.

According to twelfth century man.
ners, it was considered more than rude
for any one, man or woman, to look
aimlessly into space or gaze at the sky
for any length of time, and staring
about in the street or in church was
considered especially impolite. People
who desired to be considered well
brought up were enjoined not to wave
their hands about in the air and not to
place their hands upon the head or
shoulders of any distinguished person
age.
When standing, both men and wom-
en- were exhorted to place one hand
over the other near the waist. A well
bred woman, also, when walking out of
doors, had to place the thumb of the
left hand in the buckle or string by
which her cloak was fastened under her
neck, while with the two fingers of the
right hand she kept the cloak closed.
When on horseback, men were on
Joined not to look at their legs, but
straight over the horses head. In a
book of the twelfth century we read of
a model young woman who walked
nicely and did not look around. She
did not speak to her mother nor greet
her father, neither would she look at
man or woman.
Amador ledger., 1900-01-26
John Ruskin.

The death of Ruskin, almost in. his
his eighty-frst year, removes the last
of the great English authors who made
illustrious the first half of Victoria s
reign. His long life spanned four
reigns and comprised an extraordinary
amount of work. All the writer's of
the early Victorian age are gone-Car-
lyle, Dickens, Thackeray, George
Eliot, Tennyson, Browning; gone also
are Darwin, Froude, Newman and Mat
thew Arnold, and only Herbert Spencer
remains now that Ruskin is dead. OF
all this company of immortals none had
higher ideals than Ruskin and in liter
ary work he ranked with the greatest.
He was also the chief force in this CEN
tury in popularizing art in England.
Amador ledger., 1900-01-26

however. is broken in the open cross
cut and is transformed. This quartz
body is thirty feet wide and is sur
rounded by a clay selvage, commonly
known as gouge; it was, in fact, a
f1uckan.
l will here explain the word fiuckan.
1t is supposed to be of Cornish origin,
used in that country for the purpose of
designating the enfolding of the pay
bodies. 1t is of Syric origin. The
word, however, is correct and it was
brought to Cornwall doubtless, by the
Phenicians who were trading in Corn
wall in the early history of that inter-
esting country, and is, in fact, an in
folder.
This body of which we are now
speaking was elongated in form 412
feet in length with an average width of
twenty-one feet and 289 feet deep.
The silicous states in this mine were
edged with fine sulphurets, all of
which were rich in gold.
About 1000 feet south of the afore-
said shaft the fissure had width of
5S4 feet. The quartz body followed al
most identlcally with the description
given of the Garfield shaft There was
no trace of earthquake action found in
this fissure. The hanging-wall has
proven, however, to be vast dixie and
the states were crushed apparently
from end action, as they are warped
and contorted and crushed at times to
fine dust
The crystallization was perfect
throughout and the different forms,
showing that the fissure must have
been opened at several different periods,
and what was supposed to be green
stone was, in fact, proved to be au-
gutic-olovine.
will now turn my attention to the
bodies on the hanging-wall, known and
worked for long time as the Spring
Hill. Upon this wall there is found
vein dipping at an average of 674 de-
grees, with a clay-slate at it's back, al
ways irregular in form and at times
highly pyritic, when the lode adhered
to the hanging-wall it paid well, aud
when loose and resting in the states
was very poor. Those bodies were
usually lens-shaped, of greater or less
magnitude. Another popularity l will
note in connection with this wall, there
were found nest-like recesses varying
from thirty feet long to fifteen, twenty
and thirty feet perpendicular which
were always found to be rich in gold.
Amador ledger., 1900-01-26
How He Could Have Been Painted.

A certain lawyer had his portrait
painted in his favorite attitude, stand
ing with one hand in his pocket. His
friends and clients all went to see it,
and everybody said, "Oh, how like:
It's the very picture of him.
An old farmer dissented. "'Tain' t
like, no tain It, said he dryly, looking
out of the corner of his eye.
'"Tain't like" exclaimed everybody
'just show us wherein 'tain't like"
'Tain't like, no 'tain't," responded
the old farmer; ''don't you see he has
got his hand in his pocket? 'Twould
be as like ag'n if he had it in somebody
else's pocket. London Tit-Bits: