The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-09-06
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Oh, Der ifosks IRE sil right: DO, bsi
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Doht yea DATE kits me, she cried
vsriosly. Nby, wssnt thiskips OF
such tbips. be .sii Well. .ss, sho 70
piled lfnly.
Did lbs doctor say vbs, made poor
Billy Jorps iote bin niSdi US. be b.,
been tyre 10 csssuuci so saioc,b 90
light that be- could carr II home on Lis
bach " II e.. bslky.
~ ufsr be ia 40 .ble spesierf on. |
yea he talked Tor three hoou and wss
able 10 usIk out Of the hsli nusssisted 10 |
spils Of tbs thugs that were thrown Of
him.
Mrs Cha,ier DO you believe oil the
disssrsesbie things Jon read 10 the papers
sbont pcoplt' Mrs Tslile Oh. dear, DO
only when they are about people
know.
--Husbsnd Didlt you tell that oook
wanted ny breakfast right on the minutei
Wiie-I did. Aud what did she say
She said ve all hsss oar dissppointments.
-Si, yelled the neishbor from the
road, your wife has iisl run of sith Bill
JohIs)n. Shi her. btz shei answered The
farmer 10 the field; wall. Bill sll,ys wpz
o borferia' trouble. Get up therel
-Lsdy-Didn'i tell you never to come
here sgsilf Tfsmp-I hope you will psi
don me, madam, bat this 10 the onlJ
place can get pie like mother used TO
make.
do you think, professor, said . mus
ioslly ambitious youth. that can do spy
thing with my voicei Well, was the eau
,ious reply, il may come IN handy to hol
lsr with 10 case OF Ore.
-Miss A When | am asked 10 sing.
don. say. No, can't sing. nor wait to be
cosIed, but eli right down at the piano
sad- Miss u Leave the company to
And II ont ior themselves,
Have you forgotten ihs, X ,ha. you
borrowed OF ne sems time sgo3 Oh, no,
] still have 1t Ia my MAD, Well, don't
yon think this would DO good time to re
liaya xnnF mind al itY
Mother (ausril!) Did zee you play
Ing pitch snd to's with that little DongsIi
boyf Tommy Yes. ma Mother We'll. /
don't do IL again. Do you bear me' Tom
my - Yes, ma. won't do i. no more. HI
hasn'ta penny lett.
Il see, she said. lhst couple who we're
married 9, Pbiisdtlphis, The other even
log, received " clocks As Wedding pre-,
,n,s. Aud yet, be bitterly replied, III
bet she'll never be on lime when they eI
pee, to 90 cat nywhere, II
When, shouted the orator, when will
,ome that blessed day when every man
hall get sill be Garner lPll come about
be time, feicsly bact-,nsvered the nsn
q the crowd. who vas there for that pur
pose, |. will come when every msn earn,
III be aelsi
-fou cant behave Ill yen SEQ in pint.
aid the sleptical citxu. Ishould say
lot, answered Mr., Mstk,on. Some things
ne too PROFESSIONALLY absutdi Why.
'nly the other day | sss piece about
nan who made ina Of bis wifss cooking.
still. said the old trend who hsd call
d 10 converse with the ycter.ble ssse, 10
oar advancing sse Il ms, be great
'omfori 10 tuos your fame is secure.
lee, replied The 'sei scientist | sm TOLD
here arc nev disease aud 8 ceat cigar
smed for me.
What ve wat 10 do, said one Of the
na,ien's wise CID men. IL to get
iviliEed. ! knos. answered The cbief,
'ut hos sbsii &c so oboal IN Well. ! q
oppose The ftst step is 10 quit killing
eople by hsr3 aud lesrn 10 use mschir 70
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do yon bslisvs there 10 such q thing 4
. clsirvoysncef inlnifed the matter OF c,
&c, friend. We'll. .nssersd The msn ubo
esiisies, won't cay there is sny snct 8
hing, Bot DO la9w this mueb; Issw !,
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