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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-07-25
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-07-25
KHUFM S,
Clothing. Furnishings, Trunks and
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MEETINGS.

NFFICE OF TIE WARRINGTON AND
" ALEXANDRIA TU K PIX + CON-
PANY, Cameron and Fsyette streets, Alex
sndris, Va, Jdly 3, 1900.
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS.
A general meeting OF the stockholders of
this company l. called for THURSDAY, Au-
gust 8. 1900, at 1915 o'clock ?. M, at this
office to take action as to the acceptance OF
An Act of the General Assembly Of the Com
monweslth OF Virginia, approved March 7,
1900, and as to deed OF conveyance be-
tween this company, the Board OF Supervisors
of Alexandra county. Virginia, and the
Washington southern hallway Company, aud
to transact such other business rs msy be
properly brought before the sa meeting.
BY order of the Bos'd Of Directors.
iv5 w4ww ALBERT III w ION, leIk.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-07-25
J. A. Marshall &BrO,,
Leading Up-to date Shoe
Dealers,
422 King street.
FINANCIAL.

49,
EPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
III INTERNATIONAL BUILDING AND
LOAN ASSOCIATION OF WASHINGTON,
d c., located at No. 1920 F street. in the
District of Columbia, at the ,lose OF business,
June 30, 1900.
RESOURCES.
Real state loans, S276 GOO W
Stock loans, I,0SD w
Cash on hand and in bank, 10,6O5 70
Real estate. 21, 119 79
Interest, fines. premiums dc
lnquent and in process Of co..
lection, S9OO VI
Insurance and taxes advanced, 326 IL
Due from agents and collectors
(instal ment stOck), II, $50 w
Bills receivable, rents, etc, $500 ~
Furniture, fixtures and sup
plies, LAO 81
ST, stock 3O,O79 Sc
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1900-07-25
AIsxamArBa 8assite.

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TERM8.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06
2sein uuO SGjmersen.

Gcotn Sopiihmtjta~(ob WQrdnt OOu nrp6is
tcpiiwHuju, 3abHiamr6tu, Nsuragit Rbeumas
ii5mus, QsnOtnDtb, Sbmtjm uuO S6wabs i'm
RUdtr, Rr,uJ Oo,r Gjcrcu, Sbmtrlm in Der 2ts
5erqcQtno. ggaRcriudt, GrtDtu:n Der gel,ntt
iro Sbmtrjcn uQer art pjro Die AnDsuourg BON
RQopab's 8taND Eii,i uumitt,butt ginotrung
,>pabrsu uuo bsi iortacitgt,m Ssbruub Ddbreao
lltnilEr Snpt tint oauernpe S1siLuna beplrttn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06
Gs mar oas erlfe
uno if oas ein5ise
SGmer3ens- eirnttttef,

Oas auQrbldli2 Oi, murttrnof,n SbmsrItn b,f,i,
tiet, GntiuubuiQtn mllnsrt uuO GouQefionen bt,lt
ob I'D bictlbtn Dtu HunOcn, i'm g(uQen in DEN
GiuQep'iotn U0sr in auDtrsn 9riiitn oDer Sroqs
uen befiuOsr, uEO jiuar ourb zine .irmalo, Qns
pcnouuQ
Gin 6albu big 81 eintm Qau,tn 1bttlofi,l pOa
in tircm balb,u Gllic g3oitr ruirb in n,uiosu
Nnutsn Rrdmpft Spasms, SoObrennen, 6tr,s
bremen, RcrooitGt, Sb!1flOG9ttit IRiardne,
Iurdion, Eubr, Rolf Rlabuuqeu uno ole ius
ner6cH Sdmtr3su btil,n.
G5 sitbt tsin anOcr's oeiImitttl in Der gpclt.
Dttts 6itbu uno SbmuIm unb ale onotr,n
malarli6tn, bloitn uro Onbertr IJi,6cr rnttr 2u,
Dlro, ais Raopdp's Rtaop Tsljci
30 Gents pre- GIai9e Bon alien gpotb.i,ru
nrrfoufi
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06

6d(lieres pieber ertpdblt.
9dris, 5. 5ebrudr. - Clement
Qrmdnb 6alIieres. republitanfider
Senator fir Gptzet18aronne, purpe
beuie abermals gum Yrdibentsn be5
fran50lii6sn Gerats srtpdblt. Gr erz
belt 221 'StimnNn unb Iein 8egsns
@unoibat It's.
Der PupItunb Der Sranss
paal : Rrteg.
81 ON, 5. 6ebr. - 9dpft 2so emz
ping ge'tern Den 8iT6of Spuuloing
bon Pprid, SG. Gr frugts osnIeLben
iiber Die Stimmung in 2lmerifd bina
ii6tli6 bes &rieges in @uoaFrifu uno
14Rn iibsrraIht gu iein, Dab qrGIioent
Mc8inlep ni6t feline 9ermittlurq am
biets. Polltii6e Riidii9ten a[lein bGts
ten ben 8atifan perbinoert, Ti6 als
SermittIer gu pFferiren. O,m 9iIhpF
&iOosu BON Nort6ampton, NeaIi., qes
9eniiber duBerte Der papIt, er bette td9s
Gi6 UNI 8eenbigung bts 9rRQes uno
boffe, bic 5einbieliQtsit2n piroen por
S6luB bes 0eiligen Sabre5 gum g(ba
i4luB tOmmen.
9 9 tt osgeri9ts GongreB
auf Der Weltuustels
lung.
8aris, 5. Sebruar. - Die Gr0TF4
nung Der 8eltausItellung ion 8elegens
belt geben 5ur 9bbaltung zines groBen
internotionolen S6.sbsgeri4tszGpnz
grefes, 10 beiagt elm lebr beItimnt in
out inFormirten politiI4en 8reiien
auftretenbes @srii6t Seitens Der
bunn psrtretensn NdtioRn ioQ ieber
mDgIi3e ginfluB aufgeboten fsrbsr,
UNI benz &riege in Siioafrita Ginbalt
3u tPun. Seoenfaas psroe Elm ioldsr
8organg bic 9sbeutung Der 8erltau5s
ltellung er606en unb odmit 5rartrei6
niiben, ielbit pnn sr reIultatlos
bliebe.
premier WaIbsd HpufIeau unb
Der 9anoelsminiIter MiQeranb tparen
@brenedIte Bel einem BON ben 2lrbeiters
SrganiIatipnsn 9sgebsnen 8antett.
Die babel gebultenen ReOen 5eigten,
oab 0fillerano nod i'm Sabinet is6r
einflubrei9 lit unb bemna4 uu9 bic
io5ialiitiI6e 9etpe9ung.
sSreunbebss 6rieben8.
2onbo n, 5. Sebr. - 9a8 @retu=
tiD Gomite Der nSpcietb Of Jrienbs
bes 9ereinigten 90nigsrei6s" bat cine
8eioiutipn gsgen bic SntruftIeBung Der
Gonicriptionsz2(fte angerOmmen, in
tpeI6er rulIe @briiten duFgeforbert
tperoen, ii6 gegen ben INNER mebr UNI
fiA greifsroen @eoanten bes militGris
ihen SmperTalismus gu proteItirsn."
Sn 8erbinOung bamit pirb oarauI
dufmertldm eema6t, oaB na6 ben be-
IteFenben 8eieBen Sober, Der Ii6 aug
9etp!I1en59runosn pelgert gu tdmpfen,
als 9eierteur beitraft perOen t0nne.
u d Der Offsrtli6en Meis
nung.
2onbpn 3. 5ebr. - Der S6an9z
6ai'er Correspondent Der n0aiIp Muil"
meloet: Die DerGnoerte 9altung oer
Gaiierin=Regentin uno pas 2lufgeben
ibres @ntI6luKes, ben &diIer ob3uIes
ben, iIt birett auf bic Snoigndtipn 3us
riif8uTiibrer bic iih parii6er i'm guns
gen 2anOe erbob. @5 1T DieS Oa5 err
ite 0laG in Der @eI6i4k G6ina's, oaB
Die OffentliAe Uleinung i6re 2tniidt
ourhgsiett bet"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06
9" YiQem.
Sumter ,uOerlGiiis.
Tein hsgetabiliId.

@olfdnoi9 u,&madlos, elegant oeryudtrt obFnb,
rtn0, rseullrenD, relnigeHo UNI frdftiqerb Rohz
pop's qiltn lHr DtiIung autr Stgrurg,n ntsgRas
gems Der GuQetucioe. Tersu, 9laic, u,rpoi,r
Hrartbsten, SbwnatIania4tu. gtrhoYiuuo, 6d.
morrbojosH.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06
Cine Sur fit ale

grialtune:u, ouf'n rHa9,H Snls, 3nfluma.
Grsndits, 9ungeucntIinouue, guifp,lluno oer
CSsltHit gcrbtrtotb, fHtJiluDuuJeu, Hbtunuiiss
mus, R,uraleie, 5rOitbeul,n, 1rcitDunoen. Ropfs
i6muatH 3abni@mrjtn, &hbma, S6Uerotbmiga
ttt.
Gs beilt bic i1lmmitn SdrtrItn In elmer bis
,tpdnjjg Wnuteu. Vibt cine Stuuot nab oem
Gsi.n Osicr QuIsioe bruubt irgeRo Semans
Sbmtrieu Su ieioeH.
NaOWap's Geaop R,lisf III cine fttr, Rur fur
i;O.n ShmtrI, YsrrtHtuu9eu, 9ranopunp,n,
0cbmeritn i'm 8iidsn &rui uuo Blieotrn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06
9tdnino fir 500.

esir nftrrren in unieren oaQerrdunrs Elm prdd.
iiqts ViantnO BON ooller Grpb,, ll3 Sctlpen bal.
ttHo, nit poriitali6sm Spu unD in iSer @niitt
10 eu'' pie Htu. Yreis nur 800 9oar rosr NIT
tinsm eerineen Iuiidlaq oaf 3eit apfete ncu
$4,000. @ifblfer stubl uno Sed., iclp. ini=
Iabrt9e @oraatrt fno einqeI6IoHen.
@cprge 9Silli8 & Sp,
t3J-S) 9r 10 HprD D=GbarIcs zStrabt
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06
lteberraihenSe Statiffif.
Sin plan lum
Sparcu auf tiimf Sabre.

3insFub auf 81 proaent bers9net.
3insfuB auf 81 pro5snt bers6nst.
10 Gts. pro Sag in 5 Sabrsn $169.47
25 Gts. pro Sag in 5 Sabren 423.68
SO gts. pro Sag in 5 Sabren 947.35
l Dollar pro Sag in 5 Sabren 1694.70
@omit pirft Der Wann, psldsr tdgz
ti9 25 Gents oussNbt. 5pedlos in
fiinfunoSpan5is Sabrsn Elm germog'n
bon $25OO.OO tpsg.
gDR pieIe Sauisnbe BON 2euten tbun
baFslbs Ding unb nsnnsn IS ntsIn
@lud."
ssensem sie f1eb an ZEN
st. james SnUings JunO
unb mbmsn Sic eine Sulfs Spars
8anf; iis pirb Sbnen bsbiilfli6 fsin,
SIR valeingslb" gu fparen uno Sbnsn
.9robe Summen" gu bringsn.
@anpt.Sffice:
SuboIt=gde 8altimors1Strdbs unb
poIfsSffiee i9D.nue. Sd9lid often bon
10 ubr 8orz bis 3 Ilbr 9fa6nitta9s.
Montoesz unb SamItagszQbsnb BON
5 big 7 ubr.
Sipeis=Sffices:
9lorbtpsitz@ Somsrietz u. Gaaera
StraBs. SFfen jsben Mitttpo6sz unO
Sumltaes s4Ibsnb pon 7.30 biz 9 uhr.
WorboIt4Gde bon 5aitzIosnue unO
8ouloin4Strabs. Sffen isben Ufonz
tao Qlbsnb bon 7.30 Bis 9 ubr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06
Nigrdne,
Granenletoem,
Siltoiit6t,
tlnocroa,tstdfeit,
SDspepite,
Weritopfans
uno
ale Seberleioeu,

Wan btu6t. bi. fOle,notn sSmstOm, u.fh, G..
5et Srtranturgsn Der SsrouuunQs sOroon. ,;nf,1'
len: SGtOpIuHg innes SodmOrrboiosn. RlTton.
ordng nab otm Rppie, SGIre i'm Roosr ILL.,,
ttit. eoObr'nntn, IbntiounQ qtQeu sSsif,r 49,
oeritdrtter Serl5lag GmpfinSunoen ann @nf.
lSTlg9sn OOsT Gritidsn bsi'm e,G.n, sci5padst.
}iebsr uHo oumpier S6mer, inn Sonf Nth,r,nss, ~ussa,
0eibpsroen, 9e!bs Snut unO guotu, s6mer,,n in
Otr Sstt, 9rut unO ben glisOtrn, pl6sli6,s @ui'
Ttttn oon plss unO STennsn i'm Gleii6
Ginige Eplen a D 10 p's 3 tI[tn b,ir,;.,
Ods S9ftem pom ben srOdbntsn stOrunuen.
preis 25c. pro S9a6tel. 9on
QpOtbefsrn Dertauft ooer per poTt perz
Idnbt.
Hg- Dtan abte oarauf pas an ptm an ,,u;,ry,.,
artttI on Der. 5tdlttnsResrrunassS sStfusrmarr.
yR. Y. R." bsistst If. ''~'"
S4rsist an Or. Raopup Go, apd sor aa
@rps2ort. psasn 4athOs6aHas=gu4 d
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06
Ibe 2inculn

idete, Das man cin GANGS @oh bObirsns erns 3stt
bang absr uicnlaIs aui Die SGntr jum 1arrtn ball
ten t0rna. YkDtis oaiir iisfarH aud Die bsribmten
81. 8erHaro Rrduterpilen. souHosrte BON itsru.
paIenlmJ5jHtn rHo trtirlnO.u uIto lDegsn ibptr
94irtuIq s!oiQte.t pom 0Olff Ujto.r Der @crgsieE=
belt iaJeraH.uOrtyt lUorotu. Iit St SsrnarO &rou=
tApl!lti ubsr blbcn I'D Durb ,tlbrbuloertt bins
Nurb Die Suri ots 90ites erTp0rben u10 srbdlitn,
Iit9 3pdr pdleu Ibr;r uupsra aei3Ibsn Q9irturg bel
allen Rrarfheiten A:s Wtaqsns Der 2ebtr ursO Der
Ntertn aQe 9pOt5cten. - Geut1-
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06

aobnuo's @,aep Relief btidtiqt bic ihlimmeM
Sbmer,tn in .iutr big iu IpanJio Wnutn GB
II uunotbio nod Gin, StunOs ua3 BEN 2tisn
oIeitr IEitiOt IU ltl0tu an
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06

- 5enrD WalT6, Elm gferf imG 9iz
co9oer Poitamt, tpuroe 9sftern tpegsn
8eraubung Der poIt psrhaTtst. @r foG
apobrenb bss psrgangensn Sa6rss ca.
5000 9riefe aeitoblen ba6en.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1900-02-06
Inn cine Grfaltuns in eiuem Sage

I'm elne Crfaltnng m eIHeHt Sa8e
su fmriren,
ne6me man y2aratiDe 9romo Quiz
nine Sa6lets." Ollie glpot6eter oe6en
oas 9slO 5uriid, psnn IS gu bei.en per-
feblt. 6. gB. 9rope's Namsas5ug i'll
auf ieoer S6adtel. % Gems.
(Ctt31. 9i, Sa&g8, 6Dtts.l
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
IT'S ALL IN A NAME.
One Reason Why the Conservative
Negro Whitewater Lost His
Occupation.

'eWhat's in a name?' asked Shakes
peare. Everything, may be answered, and
no one has made the answer more plain to
the ordinary mortal than Booker L. Wash
ington, the noted colored orator, says the
Chicago Times-Herald. While lecturing in
Omaha last winter he paused in the midst
If his remarks and asked:
"How many. negro boys in Omaha are
learning a mechanical trade?'
And from the vast audience came the re-
ply;
Then Mr.. Washington proceeded to tell
The negro boys what they should do. The
sd colored man with his brush and pail of
whitewash once made a good living. But
be was whitewasher." The first thing
he knew a white man came along with an
assortment of brushes and several colors of
wash under fancy names. The white man
called himself an interior decorator
md the old colored mans job was gone for
ever.
''You negro boys" continued Mr.. Wash
ington, must become interior decorators,
for the whitewashing job is DONE"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
A BIT OF SPRING.
The Pensive Poet Said the Cr0cus
In the Rooster OK
Flowers.

do you wish any spring poetry to-day? :"
inquired long haired caller, and the lamb
like editor reached for his gun. The caller
saw the motion and held up his hand ap-
pealingly.
softly did I understand you to. say you
would like some spring poetry today" he
added, with mild lnslstence.
81 would like it as well to-day as any day" "
replied the editor, "but do not hket 1t any
day. There's housekeeping and moving and
a superabundaDce of bile and torpid ivers
and influenza and enough other things to
contend with in the spring without having
any poetry showed in on us"
"But think of the kind mine is, insisted
the visitor; "1isten," and he pulled out a
dingy looking slip of paper and read:
'.There bursts the jonquil from the earth
To meet the growing showers rs ,,,..
The rooster of the howers.''
! "What do you think of that?"
'Who in thunder ever heard of flower
being a rooster" queried the editor. 1.-The
most unlimited poetic license will not per-
NIT that sort of a wrench to the imagina-
tion."
"Steady, steady, my Pegasis," said the Wis
itor, soothipgly, 81 knew you would be kick
ing out of the traces, and don't blame you,
for there is really startling thought in that
suggestion. 1t is plain enough when you
see it.
(Which, isn't saying that anybody can
ever see it."
~Oniy the blind will not see. Now OBJ
serve, please. The crocus is the rooster of the
flowers is what I said, didn't L? And am
right. for the rooster is a crow cuss, AIM
he? Now, what have you got to say?"
And what the editor said is not fit for pub
lication.-N. Y. Sun.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
TAKING THE CENSUS.
An EnumeratOr Meets with One
Woman Who Didn't Withhold
Any of the Details.

ooh, yes, know you are the census man.
Warm day, take a seat. I've gotten all the
facts for you. My husband, John Moore, is
40; am 80; we have seven children; they
are all well now"
"But-'' put in the census man, relates
the Pittsburgh Chronicle.
eyes, yes; you needn't ask me any ques-
tons: I'm telling you fast as can. Tommy,
our oldest boy, had the measles when he was
three three he hrst t. PECAN to walk when ne was
ten months old he could walk clear around
the room without holding on to anything.
He fell down the. stairs when he was four
years three months and thirteen days old,
but it didn't hurt him any, and he liked ice
cream from the first time he ever tasted it..
I can't get him to eat gravy, but he had his
first piece of steak when he was Is months
old. Johnnie, the next to the Oldest"
Madam, stop, STOP cried the enumera-
tor, answer my questions. l don't want
to know any more about your children"
And then the woman got angry and the
census taker also lost his temper and left
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
Marquette, on Lake Superior,

is one of the most charming summer resorts
reached via the Chicago, Milwaukee St.
Paul Railway.
Its healthful location, beautiful scenery,
6aV feVer make outng ay
quette, Mich, very attractive from the
standpoint of health, rest and comfort.
For copy of "The Lake Superior Coun-
try" containing description of Marquette
~ cents in stamps to pay postage, Geo. II.
Heaford, General Passenger Agent, Chi
cago, ILL.,
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
Best for the RoweI..

No matter what ais you, headache to a
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has G. G. C..
stamped on it. Beware of limitations.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

A million of dollars are spent every yearup-
on the game of baseball, but as large as this
sum is, it cannot begin to equal the amount
spent by people in search Of health. There
Is sure method of obtaining strength, and
it is not a costly one. We urge those who
have spent much and lost hope to try Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. It strengthens
the stomach. makes digestion easy and nat
ural, and cures dyspepsia, constipation, bill
iousness and weak kidneys.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
Accordinx to HI. Greed.

She-Do yoM believe that every man gets
the wife that Heaven intended for him?
Hell dare not doubt it; otherwise my
religious belief would be shattered.
What is your belief, pray?'
Il believe that men are punished in this
world for their sins."-Chicago Evening
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
Do Your Feet Ache and Burnt

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot Ease,
powder for the feet. It makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy. Cures Corns, Itching,
Swollen, Hot, Gallons, Smarting, Sore and
Sweating Feet. All Druggists and Shoe
Stores sell it, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, n. Y.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
True State of HI. Mind.

The Old Friend-Say, it looks to me as
If you were putting on lot of extra dignity
of late.
The Recently Enriched Person-You are
badly mistaken. l am now in a position to
allow my inherent and native dignity to
come to the surface.-Indianapoli Press.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

lend tAe Violin OUTFIT BY Express C. O. D. subject
9 s.mi2eatea kz.nane e e. your ezress once and z
ever - Or heexd o1 the express agent our SPE:
e8scf - s:c %
Doel yiolinEhly co1orsd highly po1.hed powerful and
In with 6ne bow extra oee gf1n7
vSon case and best
rs a,s f;s s
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump
ton has an equal for coughs and colds
John F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

Minds of steel are often narrowed down
that they may have a cutting edge-Ram's
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
A Dfnerent Defamation.

"She is very proud of the fact that she
has an ancestor who was one of the signers
of the Declaration of Independence"
That's nothing to be proud of. There's a
divorce in our family, too."-Philadelphi
Bulletin
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

Write DIR. c. J. Moffett, st. Louis, Mo.
for his valuable little Teethina Wash-Lis
Book, free.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
He Knew.

Papa-Perhaps you don't understand
what pro-Boer is.
Johnny-Oh, yes! He's man that
roots for the Boers.-Puck.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
The Grand Trunk Railway sy.ter


Will serve you we'll to the choicest resorts
of Canada, and the East.
For fares, descriptive literature, and gen.
eral Information apply to j. II. Burgis, City
Passenger and Ticket Agent, 249 Clark St.,
corner jackson Boulevard, Chicago.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

my wife," boosted the happy young
too," declared the old married man. 81
can't shut her p."-Philadelphia Press.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES produce the fast
est and brightest colors of any known dy
stuff. Sold by all druggists.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

Some men are so stingy they refuse t,
smile except at the expense of others.-Chi
cago Daily News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

To Cure q Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Al
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

The Mexicans allay their thirst by chew
ing Chicle, which is the main ingredient {
Whites "Yucatan" Gum.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

The good Samaritan does not carry OF
in his cruise and vitriol on his tongue
Rams Horn.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

It is surprising, sometimes, how mai
that is way off gets on. = Indianapoli
News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

The Advertising Trait-'NThat actress
eyes are like diamonds" ooh, no; she
wouldn't want to lose them."-Philadel-
phia Bulletin.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

The Best Prescription for Chills
and Fever is bottle of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. tits simply iron and quinine in
otasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price, SOC.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
An Embryo Organist.

ESQ you are letting your boy take organ
lessons?'
Eyes; he's learning to be an eye aud ca
specialist. "-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
Better Not.

"Do you live happily with your hus-
band %
"Of course: I'd like to see him try
to live unhappily with me."-Das Kliene
Witxblatt.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27
MISSOURI HELENY
By Juliette N. Babbitt.

Soooeooeeooooo . . . . . Q . o . . .
From the Home Journal, NewOYork. Reprinted By
Special Pernission.)
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

When you go to buy bluing ask for Red
Gross Ball Blue. Large package cents.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

The hen is liberal fowl; she gives a
peck when she takes grain.-Chicago Daily
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

Give pig plenty of milk and it will max,
a hog of itself.-Chicago Daily News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

Many an i1literate man is able to make his
dollar mark.-Chicago Daily News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

| The circulation of the blood is an af-
| fair of the heart.-Chicago Daily News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

Ask your grocer for Red Cross Ball Blue.
Large 2oz package five cents.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

Did You Ever Run Across
an old letter-ink all faded out? Couldn't
have been Carriers Ink for it doesn't fade.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1900-07-27

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a Constitutional Cure. Price, 75c.