Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-10-24
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don't you marry hlmg" Because like
his attentions. Brooklyn Life.
My wife is helping run one of these
rummage sales" well, don't you like
itE' Like 1t? Oh, yes. lived all
last week on a ham bone, and this weei
suppose shall have TO subslst on lei.
tuce.'-lndianapols Press l93 ss5f1
Automatic grand opera: Mrs. Brown
tat Mrs. Smiths tea)--oh, dear, that
dreadful Miss Smith is singing again.
IL wonder what startesfe her? Tom
Brown aged 7)-I dropped penny
down her back when she wasn't look.
ing.-Ohicago journal.
Il must confess TO a great deal of
egotlsm," said Willie Washington. IN.
deed" responded Miss Cayenne. "Yes.
l think about myselfcntirely too much"
"Oh, that isn't egotism. That's merely
the usual human tendency to worry
over nlfles. s.'-Washington Star.
The mature maiden who was prepar-
Ing to go downtown to have her pho.
tograph taken. surveyed herself crlti
cally once more In the mirror. Il think
prefer to do my own retouching," she
said, opening another jar, and reaching
for the necessary implements.-C Chicago
Tribune.
Were you interested In the piano re-
citalT' asked the musician. "Well, an.
swered Mr.. Cumrox, 1T was little
slow at first; but after caught the
spirit Of 1t and got to guessing with the
others whether 1t was time to applaud
or only rest 1t got to be quite
game. Washington Star.
"ill tell you how you can find out"
said her big brother. Next Tuesday
Is his birthday; make him n present of
a box OF cigars like you gave me Christ.
mas But how will that prove his
love| asked the innocent maid. "If
he smokes them himself he loves you;
{. II he gives them away he Doesn't
Chicago News.
Did you say this was comic opera
war? asked the Filipino soldier who
came into camp with flag of truce.
That remark has been made" well,
our general says he's willing to take
you at your word. He wants to know
If you can fix the show up so there will
be fewer marches and more dialogue"
Washington Star.
= Dear mev' she said, 81 wonder what
has become of that household journal?"
He didn't say word. There was an
other recipe In it that | wanted to
try" He smiled, for now he was as
sured that he had done wisely, when
he burned it, Even good-natured
man may grow weary of having ex-
periments tried upon him.-Chicago
Post.
"Now, boys" said the teacher to the
juvenile class In history, "who can tell
me what Gen. Washington said to his
lieutenant while crossing the Delaware
amid the floating ice?" Il can," replied
II youngster at the foot of the class.
We'll, Tommy, what did he sayY'
queried the teacher. He said, How'd
. you like to be the ice manY" replied
the incorrigibe Tommy. = Trained
Motherhood, #s
Il don't see why people growl so
about the crowds of shoppers. she.
said; Il have had no trouble at. ALL"
How do you manage it?" they asked.
Il take my two boys with me-" And
can they really help you" Can they
really help me!' she exclaimed; "well,
| should say SO. One of them played
right. tackle on his college football
team and the other is champion catch
as-catch-can wrestler of his Glass;
: Chicago Post
, "Yes, George, you very distinctly
said in your sleep, is it my anteY
Now, what did you mean by that?'
Mean? Why, that's simple. was
dreaming was a boy again, waiting
for Christmas. And when another boy
! asked me If didn't know who Santa
! Claus was, said, questioningly, Is It
my auntieY The dear old lady brought
me up, you know" "Oh, you darling
big-hearted boy."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
, Il suppose" said the woman, who
had sampled every kind of candy she
could reach by thrusting her arm over
the protective railing, and finally had
| DdTSdiueu lOT1 i've ceulS WOTln OF Dul-
terscotch, "all this is adulterated. You
couldn't sell it so cheap If it wasn't"
''Yes. ma'am," returned the salesman,
solemnly,z its all adulterated. That
butterscotch you're getting, for in
stance, has mighty little butter and
not asbit of Scotch Chicago Tribune
, She had asked the advice Of the fam.
, lily physician. "Old Mr.. Kreesus has u
, weak heart, hasn't hep she inquired.
Yes" replied the doctor. "a very weak
, heart. He is likely to drop off after the
slightest excitement" And there Is
no doubt about his wealthy. None
He is very rich man." 1.-THE reason ]
inquire is that he has asked Ihefto be
his wife," said the frank young WON.
AN. "Indeed!" "Yes. l am glad sent
; for you. Know now just what to do:'-
Yes" "Yes,' said fhe noble girl. awe
will have a very quiet wedding fDlfow..