The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1900-01-26

some men acknowledge 10 DelnH sell
made, while others blame it on their
wives
The grand jury in Baltimore recon-
mends the whipping post for wife beat
ers.
Every kind word you say to dumt
animal or bird will make you happier.
"At the Cristal rivers brink
We shall find the broken link,
Some sweet day by and by"
The Christian who does not try to live
above suspicion lacks either in conse
Grafton or in integrity.
The man who deserves better place
than he is in will succeed far better ant
enjoy life more than the man who is il
a better place than he deserves.
Those who are most faithful to duty
are seldom complainers. On the othel
hand, grumblers are, for the most part
shirks and Indifferent workers.
1t is infinitely better to he poor, ant
have clean record for honesty than tt
live luxuriously and be pointed at as Q
slippery scoundrel who can not be trust
ed to pay his bills.
"The fool, the wit and the wise man
Should ne'er forget great Natures plan
And that is: There is sure to be
A bigger fool, greater wit, a wiser man
than he.
A Chicago youth calls his sweetheart
silent belle because he kissed her and
she never told.
The "bear" in the Southern hardwood
and yellow pine lumber trade appears to
be alternating.
The "g0 centurians" is the name now
given to those who cannot count hun
dred up to twenty hundred.
Ifprinting paper of all kinds should
be put on the free list, doubtless large
area Of spruce forests would be preserved
for future use and bring to the present
owners handsome profit in the years tc
come.
There are some people who honestly
believe that they are living in the TWEEN
tieth century A. d. already. When a
wrong idea gets into some peoples
heads, the only way to getit out is tc
dig or bore for 1t.
Two men trying to entertain one wo'
man is pretty good example of silent
majority.
The more experience man has In
making good resolutions the poorer the
quality he turns out.
The parliament building in yelling
ton, New Zealand, is the largest wooden
structure in the world.
When q man dies they who survive
him ask what property he has left be
hind. But the angel who bends ovei
the dying man asks what good deeds
he has sent before him.
Among applicants for shelter at th'
city lodging-house In New York thu
other night was one woman over sixt,
years old who was clothed entirely IL
newspapers. In some places the papel
was two inches thick.
No man ever had to stop climbing tn
ladder Of fame becsuse there wasn't an
other rung above him.
About the only difference between
doctor and physician is in the size o
their bills.
It's no longer considered good form T.
propose to girl on your knees. Hav
her on your knoes.
A country editor says: "An unknown
man died near town yesterday withou
medical attendance" There is Who'll
sermon In that paragraph.
0arlando Stevens Of Otumwa, Iowa, ,ha
made new worlds record in compe
tition mile bicycle race at Los Angeles
His time was l:5eH. The record wa
formerly held by Fred Sims, made 4
Washington, in 900 rs.
Nations, like individuals, are power
full In the degree that they command
the sympathies Of their ueighbors.
They are saleep who fear to speak
For the fallen and the weak;
They ere slaves who will not choose.
There IL also the ''tientist's foot"
New York dsntist says that almost al
dentists have trouble with one foo
owing 70 their standing or leaninI
Ihabitually on the same foot while :
work
At Rio dc Jsneiro famous Itelial
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