The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-03-16
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

pObSlDl6.
The Kansas City Times has doomed
Bryan to defeat. 1t says he cannot
be elected without Kansas.
At u Toronto mush and milk church
social there was u quartet. The
homely dishes seem TO be losing pop.
ularity.
The price of penitentiary binding
Irvine will be 10 cents u pound. Last
year 1t was IL to 10 cents and the year
before 8 to II.
A man southwest of Emporia has
been hiccoughing since Friday March
9, aud his troubl liz becoming too
grave to be sneezed at.
A laundry has been started at
Phillifshurg and people there can
now cuss someone to his face for saw
edges and broken linen.
The Arkansas CITY TraUeler be-
means world where mau has to
go to bed when he isn't sleepy and
get up when ne is sleepy.
Phiiipp8burg Dispdtch The mort
gage which the Democrats have had
on the Pop party for the last ten years,
is in court Tor foreclosure.
A man now happily engaged in the
carpenteriDg trade in Topeka was
cured of the cocaine habit by 30-days
sentence to the Ft. Scott jail.
MIR. Keepers Of Ottawa is talking of
putting in canning factory at Cha
mute and all the old moss backs are
crying "heaven preserve u.s."
Thos. Gowdy thinks it will cost
the city of Garnelt less to make a
gaudy copper out of him than other
men and so asks for the nomination.
A Pratt woman recently broke up a
quiet game i'm which the erring hus-
band, whom she considered All "errant
knight" bef're she married HIM, wac
a sitter.
The Cherryvale NeU Era says that
Leedy wrote HUDSON as follows:
dear joel made you Il general. ]
hope sheldon will make you u
Christiann
John Briedenthal continues to talk
away his own chances for Governor
by reporting the banks to be prosper
Gus which means the prosperity of
the depOsitore.
Mr., Steel recently married Miss
Cain in Bourbon county last week.
1t they cannot make living raising
cane they will probably patch out
with Il theft or two.
Several Atchison policemen res
cued two men from death in the mud.
dy river bottoms and were not even
thanked for their efforts, rhe men
rescued W ere deaf mutes.
No wonder the CheTryvale Clarion
IL such a clean little paper! The Cot
feyville journal Gays the Clarion 8
new Office is in the old bath room OF
the Axtell Hotel.
Bryan should cling to the faint
hope that Kansas is feeling so prosper.
Gus and extravagant that she will
elect him just to show what q hard
blow she can survive.
Albert Waller, a young barber at
Independence went crazy while shaw
ing q man there Saturday. Luckily
for his patron his mania was harm
less one, desire TO preach.
The Minneapolis Messenger says
early risers in that town are daily re-
minded that 1.-The wicked stand on
slippery Places and adds that sit
even caused us trouble to keep our
feet
Telephone exchange in Cbanute il
useless this week, so many chickens
having gone to roost on the wires to
escape the NJ. f.. conference. TITS
ssid the birds refuse to come down at
all.
The Sheldon edition did 1t. A
number of papers over the State, in 9
! pIaIsew ortny attempt to initiate be-
| gan with their delinquent subs cribers
aud found that most of them were
very fond OF the text: Jesus paid II
all.n
A Topeka dispatch says that SAINTS
/ Fe operators have asked tor an in
crease which amounts to $4,000 an
nually. They refuse to take it on
tick, strangely enough and tall
strike.
A new magazine 10 to be started o.
! Topeka which Will be devoted Il
literary knocks, ard j. j. lngalls
Ed Howe, Will White, Tom McNeal
and others will contribute This will
be really very appropriate Kansa
Magazine, for where is Kansan whit
cannot kick.
The same issue of the Leavenwortf
Times says that John Seaton will b'
out for office and that the peniten
tiary will Immediately purchase
large supply of sisal, so 1t may b.
presumed that politics in the fret dis
trict may continue to sizzle.
Abilene Reflector: The City Mill
weighed snow yesterday and obtain
ed some astonishing results. On tn
big scales north OF The office, measur
ing ska feet, at 1890 O'Clock 80
pounds had fallen. Between l o'clocl
ana 2 O'Clock exactly 100 pounds G
snow Tell on that space AT O'clocl
$50 pounds was registered Tina
means heavy weight on the averag
house or porch roof.