The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-09-27
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nsstaaa Tfns, ~ Gear. Where there,
.wgl lAsfs't als.yss sont
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hey r.aa. ~ nsrY reu. Ntss yea arcs
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Marisg lgrr ttuibst pfsgossi 10
TIE au'isE ihs ssfties 10 ehsies last san
asy. Zs-Ias nssiat pisd bin. Hs
piisb isi., 10 bts sistp.
-ltsmAb 10 engaged 70 . sri sSd she
slapss sith stoiset pts. tie parry Of The
at.i pst Ia saret ifen getting very
poaf slfs.
~Di5 ths Lsvf sooa iine chile .hs
v.s sssy ihls tunmuf Nc. ste Sac vof
ftips foe tear her Ausbsnd vas hsEisg =
seed llEs u bone
-Wosl5 yoa lits ns 10 be stifi visit
asaf be asktdl,tnsuiy, Iihlst 30, sbs
replied Coats sfo made Of sneh fousb
clsib, yos kHow.
II Rissi hsvs tbosn btiler Ibss 10
uasl ny nosty 10 itss btcttf, Why toi
are srptsrtsen sssipsi hint No, coo
foans tial lie ii, eispptarsnee.
Yen caut nsks sirl siih ne~ 60
ssgensHi rios believe Ill mes are slisf.
sud sitter she hss been married tes years
yog eas'i @Sks het believe they are tot.
- Mu Csssy sed Mrs Murphy met 10
ssirssi est add stfe discussing family 81
fairs. Add tos many ohildfen have yoo,
Mira. Mstphy' Foirs. Tao livin, two
dead SID wsu 10 Phllsdepby.
-Witks Considerations. u bel Wssss
Well. sboali s.y 30 He ~eut on,
the otltr Day add left ssa 90 bis ofics
poor ihsi he'd BE- back 10 half 40 hour"
sad be kspt his verdi
Where "a the electrician yelled Noah,
- be CROPPED bis war toward the engine
room. THUS, even 10 The days Of yorc,
WAS there much commotion when the arc
lights wert out
He entered the ohe,p restaurant snd
took q sea, IT one OF the tables. viii you
have 70 cebt dinner or 10 cent onei
Inquired the waiter. IL there any real
diasreneei CerllinIy. VIVA, is III Ten
eents.
The Cruel Man. D,gss-I thiok
Miss Hinols's vocal solos sound better
when one is come distance OF Wsggs-
Undoubtedly nov the farther sway from
her can get the better enjoy her sing
log.
-kepdrick (sho Tor two months hiss
beeu s.udjius French Bay. Sat,on, /
can write a good letter 10 French new.
Susan. H'ml Is ihsl 60? Well, you may
be able TO write sgood letter 10 French,
bu, | doat bslleys You can write a letter
10 good French,
-Msmms-lpe very naughty to tell
lies, Eva. People who DO so don't go 10
heaven. Eva Did you ever tell lie,
mammsi Msmms- No, dear, never.
Eva Won't you be ieariol lonely 10 heay
ca. msmma, With only George Washing
tou7
--Cashisr-l can. honor that check,
madam, four husbands sccoun, is over
drawn. Woman II ahi 0serdrawn, lie it2
i suspected something was wrong when 10
sisued bic check without wsiticg for me
10 get the Mysteries.
Look here, slrl exclaimed lbe msldeu
lady, wsut you to take back That par
70, you sold me. | Ind that it swesrs
very badly, Well, madam, replied the
dealer. it'ss very young bird. I'm learn
10 sseAt more ptri,c Q, when ina . bit old
err
You've sent Jolr boy 10 college, ]
hear. remarked the utighbor Well, / |
hope be will sc9uii himseii with credit.
He won't need 10, beaoshl said Mr.. Gas
we'll somewbst ifrits,ed. pm able TO sup
ply him With cash right straigh. slonr.
-Mfs. Whistler Tell, me. Mary. wty
II 10 thst you always cry so when para
sends yoa TO bed 10 the dark when you
ere nsnshyf There's no such things %
ghosts. and the dark doesn't hurt you,
does IN Little M.ry-No. m.mms, tu.
I'm afraid OF that skeleton Mrs. Jones
says we've got 10 our closet.
NO one. sravely announces Socrstes,
cen arrest the flight OF tine. Nor query
insly interrupted a bys,auder. Though,
snybsdy could stop . mionte. Aud even
the disciples OF The great philosopher we're
forced 10 smile behind their togss.
Il try TO ala my Own approval. re
marked Willie Washington thsstricslly,
Ani care not What the world may say.
Thsts nice. rtl1ined Miss Cayenne. ]
have often heard artists say IL 10 so pleas
30, ,optriorm before az audience tha, is
rs,htr than critical.
-Aiusys hy 10 keep yoGrselt we'll TO
lbe frort. said Sens,or Sorghum 10 The
young man who Is s.udyine politics. Yon
mean | must be among the FIRE. 10 I'd
vance nsu iiess sni promote reforms.
Not exactly. bui you must be among The
brat 10 CLAN credit shen The trick IL done
snd everybody /, spplsadins l.
Dow 10 sctatetp Georgia tao ~idovs
we're condolius With each other over their
troubles. 10 teliias Of the last sickness
md death OF their husbands, ooe said
My man. poor teller i.s saiiaed and sat
Tered snd ssfsres, sbd ies died for The ,
waat 81 h.s.tb ia 80. ...txs N