Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-07-25
AroHlsoN GLOBE slonTs
Reflections Of an .orisina, a.

Commonplace A Affairs. !"
The Lord knew what he was aho,,..
a cherry tree is easier to climb tb.n
poplar.
1t takes a very interesting woman -
make talk about her servant vir,s
worth hearing.
A bride is good deal like carnival
queen, and her occupancy Of throns
Is just about as long.
When man refuses to kick on board
ing house fare the knockers say ha
never had anything better
After your friends marry, your ylsits
with them consist chiefly Ia hearing n,
their children's smart sayings.
Some people are SO foolish you won.
der that they were not killed years ago
by jumping on moving train.
A good many failures are due to tina
fact that the so-called opportunities
in a mans life are not labeled.
If the allegations made in divorce be,
titions are all true, the jails and penl.
tentiaries are not half large enough,
When man appears wheeling u
baby buggy, the general sentiment OF
the public is that 1t serves him right.
We have noticed that an old maid ia
particularly indignant when a widow
marries very soon after her husbands
death.
A sinner who repents every time he
sees black cloud in the sky Is despised
worse than one whose crimes are
greater.
1t Is the case with many families
that they buy Bible only because the
neighbors will find 1t out IL they don't
own one.
This world seems to be full of people
who are handicapped because they are
orphans, or because they have too
many kin.
A great deal of attention Is paid to
what goes inside sandwich, eonsld.
erlng that all that most of them taste
of is dry crust
Graduates may know good deal,
but 1t is not until they have forgotten
half they learned at school that they
| begin to show 1t.
We have noticed that when all the
children go away on visit. their par.
ents don't seem to enjoy the quiet as
much as they had expected.
When men meet a woman who thinks
her husband is an angel, they conceal
the horrible things they might tell and
encourage her in the impression.
Probably all events In a woman's life
pale in Importance before the occasions
when she hurries around a house car
rylng a medicine bottle and spoon.
The girl who takes In sewing to lift
the mortgage off the old home may
succeed, but the girl who goes on the
stage to do 1t adds another mortgage.
The girls scream SO loud when a
June bug gets on them. there is great
fear Of the proportlonate noise they
would send forth IL they caught sight
of burglar.
When girl gives her picture to some
young men, 1t means that 1t will keep
company with the pictures of a good
many whose originals she would feel
ashamed to speak to.
1t should be remembered to the
credit of the graduate that the essay
she wrote on the Higher Life" does
not necessarily interfere with her
career as bread maker
This world will move along more
smoothly when the sin of making
poor biscuits weighs as heavily on
womans conscience as the biscuits lie
on her husbands stomach.
A man doesn't object to telling his
wife often what he likes to eat, but he
thinks the fact that he told her ten
years ago that he was fond Of her
should be sufficient for to-day.
Some people try so hard to keep all
expression out of their faces that you
can't tell when you see them In q car
rage II they are going fishing. or to
act as pail bearers at funeral.
You have very few friends who will
ut hear of your death with feeling,
hch If put into plain words would
=, Il am sorry, but 1t will be some
hing to talk about for few days
When the lights go out in all the
houses in the neighborhood, and every
one has settled down for the night, It
is time for young people who are max
Ing a great deal of noise on front