The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1900-06-13

perfume moment BY calling you POI
IL In my power to prove my gratitude
In something besides words What is
the Wide World Chicken and Infant
Raising company AS its name Inn
plies, the object is TO raise chickens
and infants How, sir, howi All, that
| Is Major Orofoot's great discovery,
| which has enabled him TO organize q
company on basis Of $20,000,000.
The discovery is not original but we
apply Il as 1t has never been applied
before We incubate chickens, but by
the million instead of the score. Take
youf pencil and figure little"
''But I came up for my $450" said
the printer In ugly tones
Take your pencil and figure. Eggs
can be bought for 20 cents a dozen.
For cents additional one dozen chick
ems can be produced Four cents more
and you have a dozen spring chickens
worth 80 cents apiece at the incubator;
total for eggs, incubating and feeding,
30 cents; total for chickens, SO; clear
profit 70 divide up on every dozen,
$500 Can Cripple Greek OF the dla-
mond mines beat TT We produce 90
100000 dozen chickens per year, Fig
gre Il out man. figure It out. Do you
want greater dividends than 20 per
cent on your capltal7 II you do'-
what about this billT demanded
the printer as he lifted It of the desk
and laid IL back again
"If you do" continued the major as
be walked about the room with hands
crossed under his coattails, then you
shall have IL We incubate infants In
the same machines, with only a thin
partition between. We take infants
after they are "a hours old-white,
black or any other color and without
reference to sex-and we bring them
up until they are year old at so much
per week. Terms are strictly cash in
advance every Monday morning. and
every kid is marked on the right heel
with our stamp and can't get lost or
mixed up In the shuttle. While we are
Matching 100000 dozen eggs we are
bringing up 100000 infants. 1 put
the number at that but it may be a
few dozen more or less. Two dollars
week for 100000 infants is over S10.-
100000 per year. Call the expense for
milk, paregoric and toast S1,000,000,
and what profit do you have leftT
But have come here to collect a
bill"
"The $4,000, 900 profit on the infants
added to the profits on the chickens
gives us a dividend Of $1.20 on the dol
lar, and can you ask for more, sir-can
you do It? Why, man, the wealth Of
Golconda is not in It! The De Beers
diamond bonds are waste paper in COM
parisonl And you are TO share in 1t.
You are no longer struggling printer
on the seventh floor back, but a mil
lionaire on the first floor front l take
you in. l allot you 100000 worth OF
stock at 80 cents on the dollar, and in
two weeks, II you care 10 sell out,
buy it at par. That's your reward for
your confidence in Major Crofoot; that's
/ what comes
But l have no confidence in your
shouted the creditor. PAY this bill,
and you can incubate and be hanged
and keep all the profits"
"You have simply to rest easy" con-
! tinued the major as he began TO walk
on the mans toes and drive him to-
ward the door. Just keep quiet for
couple of weeks, until the stock is is
sued. If anything was said at the
present time
"What you pushing me forT
'If anything was said at the present
time, some one might cut in on US. Just
go right back TO your shop
81 want that money!
land keep mum, and the stock will
be sent to you in due time. That's it
good day-good day. Your confidence
in Major Crofoot has brought its re-
ward"
"Look here maJorp shouted the
printer as he hammered on the out
side of the door, you are an old dead
beatl You-you"-
The bill was showed under the door
against his toes. He picked ii up,
gave the door three hearty kicks and
slowly went down stairs. He realized
! that he had been taken in on the
ground floor. NJ. QUAD.