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oASb "a vi oECEMbEH0, lJUU
al 2c cicck p. M,
ne follow ng desc-ipcd 'eal estate, viz:
All that certain lot piece or parcel of land
with The frame dwellings thereon erected sill.
ate IN the city of Wilmington aforesaid, bounded
and described as follows to wit;
beginning at stake on tine mort he1ly size of
Ninth street at the distance of leg feet from the
SIDE OF Walnut street. "a corner of lot now or
formerly OF Benjamin Clerk; thence with bis is
line and parallel to, Walnut street 70 feet to a
o-Toot wide alley; thence by the side thereof
eeasterly l6 feet to a corner stake dividing this
irom Jacob fuckers lot; thence by a line Of said
ios ana parallel to Walnut street. to the side Of
Ninth street 20 feet, thence by the side of Ninth
street westerley l6 feet to the first mentioned
STAKE and place Of beginning, be the same more
or less with the. free and uninterrupted right
and use Of the foot wide alles Aforesaid, and an
alley OF 10 feet wide leading into Tenth street in
common with other owners aud occupants Of the
lots bounding on the same at all times.
Seized and md taken in execution as the property
Oh Rhoda Wilson, and to b. sold by
e,n JOHN Il. TAYLOR. Sheriff,
sherihs Office, Wilmington Del, Dec. l5, 1900.
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STATE OF ONO, Cry OF TOLEDO.

STATE OF ONO, Cry OF TOLEDO,
LUCAS COUNTY, ss.
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he
ls senior partner of the firm of F. j.
CHENEY d Co., doing busines, in the
city OF Toledo, county and State afore.
said, and that said firm will pay the sum
OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of CATARRH that cannot
be cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH
CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9Th day of December,
A. d. 1886.
A. w. GLEASON.
SEAL Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internal
ly, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Send
for testimonials, free. 'N
+. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halfs Family Pills are the best.
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SHERIFF'S SALES.

AZ oclOcK ID. m.
the following described real estate, viz:
Al that certain lot or piece of land with tho
ooudiiuihgs thereon erected, known as No. SI7
auains street, situate in the city of Wimineton
uuqed and described as follows to viii:
6eglnnlng at a point on the westerly side NJ
suhms street at the distance of 228 feet and <
inches w. northerly from the noriherly side of
nIigntn street. and at the northerly side of an
atiley ieet wide, leading into Adams street.
enehce westerly by said side of said ailey
parhliel with Eighth street lis feet: thence
norlheriy by a line dividing this lot from land
now or formerly of samuel Wollaston. naraiIel
,i MIN Adams street 25 feet; thence easterly mar
asi with Eighth street. lis feet to point in the
salu salu westerly side of Adams street. and thence
sHieIepy southerly % feet to the place of hrpin-
uuiig. ui be the contents thereof what they NAV
. WIN tne privilege of the use of said ailey IN
etommon fore yer, and subject neyertheless 10
enis iI restIction and regulation chat tha said
MIRIAM Land and improvement, Companv ita
successors and assigns shall not erect or cailse IN
~ Is eIected any building at less distance than 20
q 81 from the westerly side OF Adams st-eet bnt 1
.av , tne Whole 'front.' on said street Is feet wide
na "nu ~ ieet deep snail be kept frever an open
light e iee passage ol ar and
eized and taken in execution as the nronertv
az a.l,i.I iiiaIn Land and Improvements COMPANY q
~ So9aporation existing under the laws OF tbe
otate oi Delaw8re, an to be solo by
cbo,;a,. So. JDHN II. TAYLOR, Sheriff.
cember ~, 1870. ""ie' DC
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Oxford For Men and
Young M e n;
SultS regular and stout
sizes, military
ana and regular cut
coats. $I2 and
OVercoats SIS for suits
with the new
high cut, single breasted,
no collar vests. Stylish Ok
ford overcoats, $1o, $12, SIS
and up to $40. New lots of
stout cut Oxford overcoats
at SIS and $40. The $40
coats lined through with
silk. We have a few of the
watches left that we have
been giving with boys
clothing and will give them
out while they last with IS
and $Io worth of boys
clothing, hats and shoes.
New lots of boys Oxford
overcoats at 81 and IS. New
lots of boys blue cheviot
suits at ID and IS, sizes 8 to
I6 years.
Closed evenings at 6, ex-
cept Saturday.
JAS. 7. MULLIN & SONS
9th & Market, Wilmington
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20 to Yerger for Trunks, Grips, Suit
Eases o,, and all kinds of Saddlery, Ii q.
Third street. - e.ss,
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storm In British wa,.v.

London, Dec. 25.-The reports that soy.
eral Shetland fishing boats were in great
! peril from the storm and had probably
SAeen lost are confirmed. Only one boat
&at of five has been found, and it is
-, that no fewer than % fishermen
& hAshed.
= Morrison Released.
n., Dec. 25.-Jessie Nor
seased on $1,000 bonds.
ather accompanied the
~ and Jessie was re-
2dy. The party then
a Morrison home. Miss
ret made known her
ediate future. 1t is
hat she will spend
- 81 old home in the
ron and Killed.
- 25.-Frank
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sHERIFF's sALE.-BY VIRTUE OF WRIT
os OF aeVail a Naclas. to me directed, will be
exposcd TO public sale at the Court Ho,1se ~, IN
MARKET street between Tenth and Eleventh n,
street1, IN the city of Wilmington, New CastIa
county and State of Delaware, ~" o"e'ie
ON MONDAY,
THE 3lst DAY OF DECEMBER, 1900
at 2 O'Clock u. M.
at 2 O'Clock, p. IN.


the following described real estate. viz.
!, All tnat certain lot or piece of land with tho
VI MsHIee-story brick dwelling thereon erected sit,,9
ana described as follows to wit:
N, ,beginnlng at point on the eafterIv sido of
nhshlngton street at the distance of IL foot 4
nancnes noItherly from the northerlv side ~
oeventeenth street; thence easterly narailei
WIN seventeenth street and passing e tIroiIah tbe
mlQdie OF the division wall between fine house
m on thls lot and The house adjoining on the soutb
o. ieet wide, running parallel with Washinetoin,
street into Se senteenth street; thence thereby
nr,,riher.y II feet inches; thence westerlv mar
hliel with seventeenth street and nassine
through the middle of the division wall be,
tween the house on this lot and the house adj
loinsng on the north 80 feet to point in the
said easterly side OF Washington Street and
thence thereby southerly l6 feet inches to the
place oil beginning, be the contents thereof what
tney may, With the free and uninterrupted
right. use and privilege of said alley feet wide
IN common with Others entitled thereto forever
under and subject nevertheless to an ealitable
share Of the cost, charges and expenses Of keep
ing said alley in repair. -
Seized and taken in execution as the property
OF William l. wilson, mortgagor, and to be
sold by
JOHN Il. TAYLOR, Sheriff
Sheriffs Office, Wilmington, Delaware, DE-
cember l5, 1900.
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SHERiFF'S SALE-BY VIRTUE OF A WRIT
oI o. Leyarl Fac1as. TO me directed will be exnosed
70 pubic sale at the Court House on Market
syIeet Detween Tenth and Eleventh streets in
S.e.o W. cry OF Wilmington, New Castle county.
ON MONDAY,
THE S1st DAY OF DECEMBER. 1000.
at O'clock, p. M
the following described real estate. viz,
All tnat certain lot, piece or parcel of land
WIN tWostory brick dwelling house Iherann
erected. situate in the city OF Wilmington afore.
saiu, d. bounded and described as follows to wit:
beglnnlng at point on the southerly side of
oeventh street at the distance of 100 teet vest
cry from the westerly side of Adams street.
W eHehee southerly and passing through the centre
VI VI z,ioot ana inches wide alley between this
allel with Adams street 12S feet To a oor,,ar.
tnence westerly aud parallel with seventb
street ~ feet to another corner; thence north-
erly and passing through the centre Of the marty %
Wail between this and the adjoining house on
the west and parallel with Adams street ioS feat
TO the aforesaid southerly side OF Seventh streer
ana thence thereby easterly 16 feet to the nIaoS1
OF beginning, be the contents thereof what tbe1
may. With the free use and priyilepe Of said1
alley alley with others entitled thereto in common
Seized and taken in execution as the nronert,,
III Oar,es .,a M L. Pyie, surviving mortgagor and to
JOHN E. TAYLOR. starig
Sheiiff's Office. Wilmington, Delaware' he.
cember 10. 1900. "a -
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Groceries.

We wish to thank our many
friends for their most generous
patronage during this Christmas
season. There have, no doubt,
been some delays in deliveries
and probably some errors. But
we ever stand ready to correct
errors and hope for a continuance
of your patronage.
HANSCOM'S,
Seventh and Market.
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SHERIFF'S SATFS

sHERIFF,s sALE-BY VIRTUE or A WRIT
OF deyaIi W Faeias to me directed, will be
ss,xposed 70 public sale at the Court House :on
streets III the City of Wilmington New Castle
county and State of Delaware
ON MONDAY,
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
Scheunert is in Town.

Charlie Scheunert OF Scheunsrt
Bros. is in town and a very fine gentle-
man he is because ne has proper re-
gard for the weakness Of the prints for
good cigars. He left box OF Viola
and we now know just what to call for.
scheuner Bros. put up the best goods
Of any cigar or tobacco dealer on the
Coast and are never afraid to run them
against the best judges Of good cigars.
While this box lasts you are invited to
step in and take a sample and see for
Yourself. Alter seeing "Vioia you
will have no o.her girl.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
Welding Cast Iron Pipes.

Americans do not monopolize im-
portant discoveries and inventions.
The U. S. Counsul General to Ger
many, in a report to the department Of
State. briefly outlines new and sue
cess:ul method OF Welding cast iron
pipes, tramway rails, ETC.. which is
both cheap and simple. The process
is thus described In the report: "Brief-
y stated /: consists in mixing powdered
aluminium With oxide Of iron an add
ing to 1t an easily ignltable substance.
This powd.r is put into clay crucible
and ign ted by match The resulting
chemical action renders the mixture
LIQUID, and this liquid IS then poured
around the pacs to BE- welded the
object assumes white heat and the
welding is done by very simple apPar-
atus. The welded places show the
same firnness as the original piece,
and manifold application o. the method
is possib Bile.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
TOWNE AND NGWLANDS.

Inc mass msetiag al Music Hall
on Tuesday evening last was 50 well
attended that every seat in the hall was
taken. There was room for many
more and Il the meeting had been well
advertised the hall would have been
filled. Jas. F, Crosby called the meet
ing to order and Hon. Francis C. New
lands presided as chairman.
Mr.. Newlands was well received.
The speech Of the evening was made
by Mr.. Towne to whom and his cnun-
Citations we will pay our respects later
on account Of too much work now.
Mr.. Towae is one Of the ablest speakers
in the country and his seech Tuesday
evening was brilliant Regardless Of
politics the audience could not help
but applaud his flow Of English and his
elocutionary attainnents; The speech
was great treat to Wadsworth and we
are sorry that every pupil in the High
School was not present to hear It. If
Mr.. Towne ever comes this way again
he can feel assured that the house will
be packed from one end to the other.
He handled the truth carelessly TO be
sure but he interested the psopie.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
MASS.

Mass will be celebrated at the Cat!'2-
1,c Church at 1890 a. IN. Sunday.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
Protection Against Tram Robbers

On the new locomotives OF the Den
yer & Rio Grande railway nozzles
nave been placed on the roofs of the
cabs. pointing at the rear of the tender
and the platform Of the front and end
of the baggage car. These connect to
the hot water Of the boiler through a
cock convenient to the engine driver
or the fireman. who can instantly send
a jet Of mixed steam and boiling water.
at 200 pounds pressure. that would CT
fectually kill anybody happening to be
in its range. The Jet is for protection
against train robbers.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
Spent a Good Farm Doctoring.

Mr. A. N. NOEL OF Asherville, Kan.
says he spent good farm doctoring
himself for chronic diarrhoea but got
no relief and was afraid that he might
die. He CHANGED to get hold Of bot
tie o. Chamberlaln's Colic. Cholera
ard Diarrhoea remedy and was per-
rtianently cured by 1t. For sale by C.
w. Kinney G. Co.. Druggists.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27

J0iiS AiO ilOtS nan Gull With
thleves, drunks and fighters. Out of
twenty men shipped from all parts of
the country by the railroad company
they succeeded in getting steady
employee.
!. G. Driscoll, his better half and
Gerald, took trip to Lake Tahoe and
saw our boys at Tahoe City, that is
Bill Boyle, Belknap, Joe and Poker.
The trip was made in day and was
very enjoyable.
Rod Enright Wt;l be off for Arizona
tomorrow night, ella monsters and all
He has obligated himself to send the
boys some flashlights OF verandas taken
at A. M. at the hotel where the
walters wear aprons and curl their
hair.
We now have on hand at the Dis
PATCH office all the latest and best
magazines and papers published They
arrive in the morning and you can
reveal in the best. All Of the csoicest
and all the latest and all OF the best
and you want to see them. Reading
is cheap and reading is relaxing from
the cares of the hot days. Come and
see them, cost you nothing if you don't
want to buy. Keep the children and
the pa at home at night by good
magazine.
DR.. Hudgen's office and residence is
now at the Wetmore property on River
street where the doctor is prepared to
do every branch Of dentistry in num-
ber-one manner.
R. L. Fuller is daily expecting a
transfer from here to the foremanship
of the railroad paint shops at Tucson,
Dick is an artist in every sense Of the
word at his business and a jolly good
fellow all around. We are sorry to
see him go and hope his stay away
from Wadsworth will be short. He
will reserve in this beautiful village a
place to live on the Truckee where the
trout are plentiful, in case he wants to
come home to eat.
Silver State Lodge No III in
stalled the following officers for the
fiscal year ending June 3oth 1901;
President, Mrs. Stena Ward; Vice
President, Mrs. May Smith; Secretary,
Miss Mary Painter; Collector, Mrs.
Effie Laveaga; Treasurer, Miss Kate
Hoyt; Warden, Mrs. Beryl Wickland;
Conductor, Mrs. Maude Healy; Inner
Guard, Mrs. Emma F'rberg; Outer
Guard, Miss Annie Blundell; Chaplain,
Mrs. Daisy Applegate; Past President,
Mrs. Annie Driscoll; Board OF Trustees,
Mrs. Amy McRacken, Mrs. Nancy
Black, Mrs. Beryl Wickland.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
Notice of Dissolution
of Co-PartnerShip.

AIOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
IN undersigned heretofore doing business un-
der a co-partnership and the fancifu designa-
tion of the Wordsworth Supply Company, at
Wadsworth, WashOe County Nevada have on
this day by mutual consent dissolved said CO.
partnership, aud II. l.. Wightman retires. The
said H. l.. Wightman will continue in the meat
and butcner business associated with and in
copartnership with Ed. Whiting under the finn
name and style of Whiting Wightnlan AT
Wadsworth, Washoe County, Nevada. W. s.
Macpherson and Il. II. Austin will contnnc to
do business at the same place at Wadsworth,
Washoe County, Nevada, under the firm name
and style OF the Wadsworth Supply Company
The said W. S. Macpherson and the said H. f.
Austin will pay all bills against the Wads
worth Supply Company and all debts and bills
due and owing the WadSwor IN Supply Company
for meat and otherwise are payable to said ~
s. Macpherson and said T.. II. Austin under the
firm name of the Wadsworth Supply Company.
Dated at Wadsworth, Nevada juno %, lNo
and signed:
H L. WIGaTMAS,
W. 5. MACPHERSON
, r.. II. AUSTIN.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
Hump Yourself.

That's what we want to do 5oys for
the grand ball to BE- givsn for the
baseball team. We want a club, We
want uniforms. we want bats and m,ts
and balls for practice. We want
to be in it. Get your tickets and
avoid the rush. The music will
be good and good time will be pu,
I'D.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
Picnic.

The Episcopal Sunday School viii
give a picnic next Thursday in Proc
tors field two miles from town. All
are invited to bring their lunch and
have good time. Teams will leave
the Church at 9 o'clock, sharp.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
A 1--we Newspaper. Mt!

The Reno Gazette is running an old
wood cut Of Dick Jose. taken OF that
minstrel when he first attaine1 fame
as a singer, at the head OF its editorial
column and labelling 1t Mckinley.
That is cheap.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
..i0iIce of Dissolution of
C0-Partnership.

" OTIUE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
~ Pactno; 'shil, heretofore existing between
John s. ,5nurt. Wiilan \. Snort and Charles f.
Short nnder the firm iane of Short Bros, has
been dissolved .onn :. Short and William A
shot nnoSe names are here given Ia full and
whose residence is Watlsw worth, Nevada, have
succeeded to the the good will, busines, and all
the property Of every Kind and nature at Wals-
worth, Nevada, and will continue TO do buSi
ness under the the firln name of Short Brothers.
WadSwor;h. Nevada Charles II. Short has
succeeded To the kood wiil.Dusiness, and all
the property Of every kind aad nature at Win
nefnucca, Nevada. anu will continue TO do bust
ness in his o9n nulns at Winnemucca, Nevada.
Notice Is further giv3n that all Obligations
OF the late firm will be discharged a. the place
contracted. and all claims and demands due or
owing the same, will bs collected und received
Nj. srC contracted. JOHN >. SHORT,
WILLIAM A. EHoRr,
CHARLES H. SHotr.
Dated, W ellsworth, Nevada, July :, 1917.
81 ATt. or NEVADA, ,ss
COUNTY oF WASItoE ''
1n this snd day Of July In the year one
Thousand nine hundre1 before M. N. A. Hum
inel, a Notary Public In and FOR said Washoe
County. rjsidins therein, duly commissioned
and Sworn. personally appeared Jonn >. Short
and v iiiiam A. Short known u me to be the per-
SONS Whose names are subscribed to the wit hin
instrument, and acknowledged that they ex-
ecuted the same freely and voluntarily and for
uses and purposes therein mentioned.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, 1 nave here
unto set my hand and aiiixed my
- Ohicinl Seal, at my Office In the
SEAL said County OF Washoe the day
- and year first above written.
80 f.kF, :. So N. a. HUMMEL
f@o NOTARY PUBLIC,
In and for said Washoe County,
State OF Nevada.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
The Latest.

The Best Books and the tone Of the
litery world all Of the Magazines just
issuad-DlsPATcH office.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
Property for Sale.

Henry Krummes offers his house
and funiture for sale. If you want a
reasonable bargain call at premises.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
Cali and Settle.

Those knowing themselves indebte'
10 the Ozark saloon will please call ant
settle CY HoovER.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1900-07-27
BREVITIES.


Social dance tomorrow night.
Baseball game at 2 o'clock Sunday
Cook stove for sale. Enquire E. T
Lothrop.
Miss Myrtle York is visiting in
Truckee.
George Abbay has returned from
Oakland.
Uncle George Frazer is expected
home soon.
Hon. E. Griswold leaves for the city
this evening.
Reno is being equipped with fire
alarm boxes.
Any style and size photos at Painters S
Rear Music Hall.
Mrs. Fred Keim and daughter have
arrived from the city.
Ex-Governor Blaisdell died yester-
day in San Francisco.
Stamp photos for short time only
four dozen for so cents.
Mrs. F. Laveaga and daughter Of
Kesswick is here visiting.
E. D. Vanderlieth has been ap-
pointed clerk In the Carson mint.
Ed Wright, foreman of maintenance
Of way. S. P. Co.. was in town last
night.
E. D. Short is a rancher in fact
having taken possession Of the Ham
rond ranch
Col. Marzen spent last night in town.
He was on his way west with three
carloads Of horses.
Schuyler Lee came in from the
Sink Tuesday to get some calico to
take to the hop at Vaughn's.
B. C. Marris OF Lovelock is driving
200 head Of Joe Marzen's fine stock of
+
"Mc' has declined the invitation Of
Mr.. Ed. Short to go fishing at the
ranch where the water is not less than
twenty feet deep.
The Hoover boys will lose part Of
their crop Of potatoes on account of
scarcity of water. The small spuds
will make good hog feed.
|. G. Lewis, State Agent for the
Manhattan Life Insurance Co. will be
in town next week to accommodate all
who require his services.
Charlie Short spent several days in
town this week and returned to Winnie
nucca this morning. He will shortly
become mine host at the Wadsworth
Hotel.
Captain Wallstab is at work re-
modelling the building next door to the
Reception to make it into a dining
room for the accommodation OF the
travelling public.
The condition OF A. Skillman OF the
Eureka Sentinel, who is under medical
treatment in San Francisco, is said to
be SO critical that his death is expect
ed within short time,
Mrs. Wetmore got a letter from
Oode, He told her that anybody
could dry wash more gold in Olinghouse
than they could rock at Nome. He is
coming home to dine about the Zoth'
Ex-Governor Blaisdell of Nevada
is in an unconscious condition at his
home in Oakland as result OF an ag-
gravated case of grippe and an at
tack Of brain fever. No hopes are
entertained Of his recovery, but the
attending physicians say he may sur
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-05-25
GLOBE SIGHTS.

From the Atchison Globe.
The best tree in q yarn is always in
the poorest location.
1t is always easier for any woman
to please a man than the one who is
Marie to him.
Probably no one ever mourned for
the dead in q manner satisfactory to
his fIiends.
II a young man is late he is accused
of letting his love grow cold, and af-
ter he Is married 1t is bis dinner.
The stories that end with declaring
that "they lived happily ever after"
were evidently written the day after
the marriage.
1t is horrible, but the woman who
holds up her skirts at q crossing is
sometimes known to forget ,herself
when she has q rainy skirt on.
We have noticed that after a woman
passes 40, when she wants to attract a
mans attention she gives him vic
ious punch, twhile younger woman
will give him scared nudge.
An Atcnison woman does not object
to her husband taking Christian Sci
ence treatment, but as most of the
healers are women she insists on hav-
ing him take absent treatments.
An Atchison woman whose husband
has been flirting, will shortly bring
suit against the other woman, laying
the damages at $50. She refuses to
sue for more, claiming it would hatter
her husband.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1900-05-25
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

From Philadelphia Record
The wheel of fortune has turned
many mans head
No woman is so friendless that she
haIn't some one to tell secrets to.
Perhaps it is because self-preserva-
ton is the first law of natnre that
women make up.
Hoax-"The world is sure to hear
from that young man" Joax-"A ge.
MUS, eh?" Joax-"No; he plays the
trombone"
Sillicus-"Do you believe that May
is an unlucky month for marryinR|
mo more so than the other
eleven"
s-"DoesW Wigwag play poker?'
Slobbs--"Yes; but he won't play fol
stakes" Bloobs-"Why not?" Slobbt
-"He's a vegetarian"
Mrs. Muggins-"Does your husband
appeal to you as vocalist?" Mrs
Muggins-"No;, it's quite the Other
way. appeal to him to stop"
Wigg-"The trouble with me is tha
don't take life seriously; l haven
enough to worry me-" Wagg-"Why
don't you get married."