The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-03-14
FOR SALE BY j. E. KAUFMAN,

day it wasn't fit to turn out a dog in.
But I sent the wife, sir"
Ramon's Tonic Liver Pills, a pleas
ant remedy for all diseases arising
from a disordered or torpid liver.
They are the modern cure for consti-
patton, biliousness, sick headaches
specks before the eyes, etc. The,
do not sicken or gripe, mild in action.
thorough in effect. Ouly one a dose.
sugar coated and pleasant to take
Price, rs cents a box, at the Bazaar
"Wbat's the difference between wit
and humol?' If a man says hu-
morous things about you, it makes
you laugh; if he says witty things
about you, it makes you mad"
II wonder if angels smoker re
marked Meersham, as he filled his
pips and applied a match. 81 think
not" replied Mrs. Meershsm, "but
according to tradition thu other fel-
lows do"
Rev. W. E Sitter. ". Cation, n.
Y, writes, Il had dyspepsia over
twenty years, and tried doctors and
medicines without benefit. I was
persuaded to use Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure and it helped me from the
start. I believe it to be a panacea
for all forms of Indigestion" It
digests what you eat. j. E. Kauf-
mann.
Doctor-Well, my fine little fellow.
you have got quite we'll again! I
was sure the pills left for you would
cure you. Did you take them in
water or in cake? ooh, I used them
in my pop gun"
But he that doeth wrong shall
receive for the wrong he hath done;
and there is no respect of persons
Sin does not pay. Everybody knows
that. Then, why don't you quit it
and get at something better?
Mrs. Calvin Zimmerman, Miles
burg, Pa says, "As a speedy cure
for coughs, colds, Group and sore
throat One Minute Cough Cure is
unequsled. 1t is pleasant for chill
dren to take. I heartily recommend
it to mothers" It is the only harm
lass remedy hat produces immediote
results. 1t cures bronchitis, pneu-
monis, grippe and throat and lurg
diseases. It will prevent consump-
ton. J E Kaufman.
A trained rat is a pet in the family
Of Forbes Baker, of Steuben, Me.
A Maltese cat caught it last winter,
and brought it up with a litter of
kittens. In time it learned to catch
mice, and is a capital mouser.
How many girls did you make
love to before you met me?' demand
ed Mre. Vlck Sem, at the close Of
her long TRADE. Twelve !" groaned
her husband. "Bat I never counted
them up until it was too late!"
A r. De Fluent, editor of the
Journal, Doylestowr, Ohio, suffered
for a number of years from rheuma-
tism in his right shoulder and side
He says: MY right arm at times
was entirely useless. I tried Cham
berlain's Pain Balm, and was sur
prised to receive relief almost imme-
diately. The Pain Balm has been a
constant companion of mine ever
since and it never fails" For sale
by J. E.. Kaufman.
In Germany potato bread is used
by the natives CT Thu,iugia to feed
their horses, especially when they
are worked hard in very cold wealth
er. The animals thrive Oh it, and
their health and strength are excel
lent.
Master Meadow-Pon, I wish
you'd buy M a bicycle. Farmer
Meadow-Cln't afford that, my boy;
but never mind, the next time we
have any tools to sharpen LII rig up
a saddle SO you can turn the grind
stone with your feet.
w have saved many doctor bills
since we began using CHARACTERISTICS
Cough Remedy in or home. We
keep a bottle open all the time and
whenever any of my family or my
self begin to catch cold we begin to
use the Cough Remedy, and as a &c
suit we never have to send away for
a doctor and incur a large doctor
bill, for Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy never fails to cure. 1t is GER
tairly a medicine of great merit end
worth.-D S. Mearkle. General Ier-
chant and Farmer, Matte, Bedford,
County, Pa. For sale by J.E Kauf-
mann.