The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1900-10-12


can. Paste this in your hat.
How do you expect for The Re
publican to succeed when you will
persist in borrowing the paper in
stead of subscribing for it?
Texas has Hogg that has learned
how to. root in Pingree's potato
patch. To root, however, is the mis-
sion Of hogs, and the Texas Hogg
seems no exception to the rule.
Those ugly Chinese troubles seem
almost at an end, and, if reports be
true, they will be settled without
any blOodshed among the allied
powers Of Europe and America.
If appointing colored men to Of
flee counts for anything, President
Mckinley is the Negroes only friend
Read his record on that point in an
other column hereof.
Chinese Boxers raised hades some
time ago, and now Chinese behead-
erS are raising the heads of the Box
ers. How the scales do sometimes
turn when you least expect it.
We are Of the opinion that the
late Fred Douglas would not think
very much Of Bishop Turner'S polit-
ical opinion, were it possible for hin
to listen to the good bishops haran
CUES in the present campaign.
Evangelist Amanda Smith, so fal
as she is personally concerned, seems
to have quite settled the 'mucF
mooted race problem in this coun
try, and she is rather enjoying th'
settlement. Good for Sister Mandy
Cuba may be a bit short on goot
government, but, according to re
ports, good roads is her long suit. I
good road is always a very usefu
thing, whether In Cuba or any othe
I Coonry.
The national Democratic claim
agent has filed a claim on every elec-
toral vote in sight for Bryan, and
that, too, in spite Of protests on the
part of those having the votes t.
! cast
That Labor day programme blk
like Banquo's ghost, will not down
and it continues to pop up in the
public's mind, much to the annoy
ance of the promoters of the impo-
sition.
1t is thought that Uncle Sans
family has reached the enormous
number Of seyenty-siX million. How
proud the old man must feel when
all of his children meet for a family
reunion.
Tacoma thinks that she has not
been counted" by the United States
census. Well, if she has not, she
has no one to blame for it but Ia
coma men, as they took the census,
and we have never heard Of Seattle
offering a bride to them.
|'Renouncing heaven because its
streets are paved with gold has not
been done as yet by the Bryanites," .
but they had as well do SO, as they
will never get there anyway, and es-
pecially if they expect to pay their
ways with forty-cent dollar.
1t has been decided in England
that all male persons may with polite
decorum be addressed with esq,
unless the person so addressed be a
laborer, a servant, a barber or some
other kind Of a mental. And pray,
Johnny, why not those also?
Most assuredly the Western Cen
trail Labor Union endorses the
Union Record, for the Union Record
is the Western Central and vice
versa, and it is but natural that the
parent endorse the child and like
wise the child the parent.
Scatter & Co. seem to have some
very fiery reasons for wanting to see
Ed Cudihee elected sheriff Of this
county, for, if they can show to him
that they were greatly responsible
for such election, they will have a
protective standing with his Office.
''Frink's record" shouts Demo-
cratic paper. Yes, indeed, Frink's
record is as white as the driven snow
n comparison to the Rogers-Browne-
Turner record. The Fusion record
n Washington is pretty black one,
you bet.
Gov Roosevelt's reception at Lin
.oln. Neb., plainly showed how anx-
Gus the voters of Nebraska are to
throw off the William Jennings
3ryan political nightmare which has
leld them under its influence for so
ong.