The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-23
Budupeiser
AND THE
Police Commission.

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| hat been Watching nit no lAedie con
! cernment der course und pursuing uf der
! Boart uf Bodice Comn1itchiona-ieS ind Id
| it ISIS nit greadt regred dot am Obliged
| to mage a communicationing rekardn,y
! Wy id ISIS der reason yet dot ley are nod
| splitting der wood. Ven We hat der last
| ELECTION der var cry vos, Vote for Boo
| Schmitt und der charter. Bob VII gif us
a Bodice ~Commitchion dot Will throw all
uf der bick booklets toughs und row
dies vot iss now on der force, ub nit der
air We hat to haf reform, bud dit We
! ged Id? hat nod seen id laying around
| loose any wares yet. 1 am nod saying
| any dings aboudt Bob. He iss Won uf
der besdt dot efer habbened, und he tried
10 pick oudt goot men for der chob, bud
he has diddid der deed ind now vot can
We do? So far as I can see all We can do
is to mage a holler dot would scare q
hunkry dog in der alley away fon biece
uf liver.
Der Commitchion has been abbointed,
und ven you hat set dot you haf set
| aboudt all dere iss to say. Uf course dee
! are exceptions, bud der machcrity uf der
! Boart must be schmoking der hop. as
! dey hat not yet deliffered der eoots to
! de-. common peoples NIT whom dey are
| Indebtedness for vich dey haf their chobs.
| Chudeing for some uf der abbointments
yust mate dey hat been paying a few boz
| liticai debts the character uf Vich id iss
! 4 dtsgfscefulness to acknowledgment,
Our friend Rudolph ven he vas eie2-
/ toned Vos going to hand us boifce force
/ vich id would bropaby been der finest
| vest uf Me York since der tags uf Teddy
Roosenfelt. Rudolph set he would handle
dem. but der droubles NIT Rudy vos
! dot ge got off ad der tank ven he should
| hat vented ub der line a leedle ways, kim
seouontly der bolice force dot vos handel
| ofcr ad der CLOSE uf der Republican adj
roinistrationing vot someding frightful-
! ness
Der new Commitchionaries laid low in
! der high grass for leedle vile until der
! supreme court could decision der mat
/ ter uf id should pc dot dey could go
aheadt und fire der whole shooding
matches vet. Alder i'd vos decisioned. vot
! dit dey did und vot kind uf bolice force
! hat We got now? Id ISIS a shamefulness
| to say der leasdt aboudt i'd der way dey
| are running dings. Dey discharged der
! best policeman und detecatifs der
+, force und nit few exceptions der new
abbointees should bin Swallowed. Go
! offer town, emmy oldt time, you will find
t ners unde ven ] say aroundt der cor
! ners l mean dey are always around der
! corner going down der onder way uf
! Something's ISIS habbcn;ng. lady can
! asket Won uf dem a kevestion, dit you
! efer see Won uf dem tip his helmet or
| mage salutingS uf any kind? Alder fife
o'clock ad night der newspoys ad der
corner uf Fourth und Ropert street, by
vi bur Won Tibbl's sekar fctory shwarm
aroundt der streedt cars. chumping on
| und off uf der cars und gedd1ng in der
way uf PASSENGERS und schvear.ng und
t fighting. no cobber ISIS in sight, und id
| would mage but leedle differences amy
ways, id would been der sameness. Uf
| some uf dose grafters vot are next
shouldt holt ub an honest man who
| would mage fight ID iss skinch dot der
cobber would arrest der honest man ind
gif him ride in der wagon und nod dis
kiffer der M sake until dey got to der
chail house. Den Id would bin too late to
ketchct der CRATER. ind efen uf he vos
| recognitioned by some Won, und der bo-
lice forced to round him ub. Vot habbens
Dey keeb continuationing der case in
! court until der honest man geds diskusted
| und stays away. Ven all uf a sud1entness
der CRATER Is ready for trial und ss dis
| charged. Aindt i'd?
On Skltterlay nights, ven der sthreeds
| are crowded init boobies uni horses IND
bukkies, dit You efer seen a st. Paul
policeman standing in der mittle uf der
streedt oudt vich id ISIS der blaze he
should be" Nein, Louie. You yin find
him aroundt der corner talking to der
Vest Site Giant, CHIMNEY der Mendoza
| Kid, or some uf dose buns ,.nd strong
arms men vot are always hanging
arooundt cheab saloons waiting for some
Won TO come along und puy drink Iss
I'd nod so? Don't take mein word for Id.
E.sst GO oud offer town und seen id nit
! youTsciiuf. Go 10 any of larche cities,
| efen TO Minnea bolis. udder Anoka. do
you seen der coDtors ub town standing