The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-03-30
Editorial and Otherwise.

bVOUlACH.
Self-interest is the only force that will
move some people up hill.
II you want'a boy to hurry send him
on an errand just before dinner.
No man can be very bad If love reigns
In his heart and wisdom in his head.
TO the lazy man, tomorrow is always
the day Of great deeds.
Even poor sinner is occasionally en-
titled to indulge in righteous Indignation.
There are no useless things in the
world. Even fool helps to create
demand for bread and meat.
Do not offer a hungry man food for
reflection till you have first given him
something more substantial.
Love cannot be bought, but some
women offer all excellent counterfeit to
the man who is willing to stand for it.
Some men are best known by the COM
pany they don't keep.
1t is seldom that people of odd views
are happily paired in life.
Enthusiasm is all right in its place,
which is just behind hard horse sense.
The man who follows his prejudices is
apt to be led into many foolish blunder.
1t may brighten up man to rub
against the world, but the process is apt
to take the edge off his finer feelings.
Men and women who resort to the di-
vorce courts evidently believe that some
promises are better broken than kept.
The rather singular statement is made
that the kid glove passes through the
hands Of 235 people in being perfected.
| In Madagascar silk is the only fabric
used in the manufacture Of clothing. 1t
is cheaper than linen in Ireland.
An optimist believes in narcotics and
pessimist in hoodoos.
Baseball is the only thing woman
ever admits she doesn't understand.
The race is not always to the swift, and
it is never to the loafer.
| Adam had his foibles, hut he never
related anecdotes OF his boyhood days.
Women always think they mean what
they say at the exact moment they say it.
When man meets his wife downtown
he always wonders what it will cost him.
No sane person will commit suicide.
Some people change their minds in the
twinkling of an eye.
The man who does not believe in liy,
ing Christ must be dcpraved.
Only one person in thousand dies OF
old age.
The Bible contains no word of more
than six syllables.
In about 81 per cent. Of American fami'
lies the lady of the house does her own
work, only IS per cent employing one
or more servants.
Bro. Irl L. Hicks says the times OF
greatest tornado danger generally ovei
the country, will fall from the last storm
period in April to the last storm period
in May.
BE true to your friends and defy youl
enemies.
| Don't blow in all you make, but lay
aside some for rainy day.
Wash,ngton's largest family consists
of twelve children.
A No fewer than liz families OF injurious
Hnsects vex farmers.
i An English clergyman's wedding fees
exceed $4,000 year.
Do little fishes talk? Both the lung
Ash and the drumflsh bark.
A three-acre potato patch near Napo
leon, Mo-, yielded l,lD bushels.
Fenton, Mo-, 100 inhabitants, is th'
! smallest incorporated city.
Those who cannot write English can
not land In Western Australia.
In 800 Anglican churches in England
incense is in ceremonial use.
uleSSHSc tTbtclS OFOh dA oSSHA S~SA
at about 700 miles second.
Twenty-six pumpkins raised by
Skagit, WASH, man weighed ton.
Algeria appropriated $4,000 for tn
determination Of grasshoppers.
It's an unlucky man who can fin
nothing but fault in life.
No boy, If he can help it, will ever pr
: vent grindstone from gathering mos
To wise man the lessons taught b
failures are the stepping stones to su,
. cess.
Tact is that quality Of the mind whic
prompts person never to call big ma
. fool to his face.
The person with many faults Of HI
} own Is usually the one who most dill
gently hunts for Nhlts in others.
Perhaps the reason some men take II
90 seriously Ia because there Is always
grave question confronting them.
Vanity is universal II IL unive
sally disowncd.
Good resolution ID about the only thil
that Is stronger at it, birth than at 81
subsequent period ri its!nxlstence.
Talk about sduA justice. A fellc
down in Texas got ssseia ysars for stes
Ing one poor lone coy Gkitt6r while 4
= beet packers who robbed Unole Sam
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