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The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
call bod Rids.

Bids will be received At the oiioe OF
the Recorder Of the City Of Salem, Ore
gon, until the hour Of p. m. on Tues-
day, June D, 1900, for furnishing the said
city OF Salem with six hundred (00Ol feet
Of iour.ply rubber tire hose. The right
IL hereby reserved 10 reject any and all
bids fled In this behalf. Each bid must
be accompanied by deposit OF cash on
by certified check in ten per cent OF the
bid so hled.
Done by order Of the committee on
fire and water OF the common council OF
said city, this lith day Of May, 1900.
N. j. JUDAH,
5-lltd CITY Recorder.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
At Bed Time

take pleasant herb drink, the next
morning ! feel bright aud my com
plexion is better. My doctor says il
acts gently on the stomach, liver and
kidneys, and is a pleasant laxative. II
is made of herbs, and is prepared az
easily as tea. II is called Lanes Medi-
cine. All druggists sell il at 25c. and 90
cts. Lanes Family Medicine moves the
bowels each day. II you cannot get il,
send for free sample. Address, Orator
+. Woodward, Leroy, N. Y.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
"Great Oaks From
Little AcornS Grozv. /"

A single microbe contains
the germ of the most malig-
nant maLadies. The blood Is
the means by aVhich microbes
are sent on their deadly mis-
sion. Small at first, the MI
crobe soon becomes a giant.
Hoods SarSaparlia Is the
arch enemy of all germs of
GUhateVer nature. It's small
doses master these microbes
BY dLSSofO!ng and passing them
off as refuse of the system.
Female Weakness AZ haue had
female qOeakncss al my life and suffered
day and night from headache. haVe
taken Hoods Sarsaparha and am nozu
strong again" Mrs. Getfte LAndon,
Harlem. No.
Rheumatism "F Ihave touch of
rheumatism, take HOODS Sarsaparitza
and soon cures me. II Is the best rem
edy Iknozv Of for that trouble" H. w.
Hutchinson, NeEpark Valley, ". Y
Neuralgia -" ! took Hoods Sarsapa-
raLa for neuralgia and IN less than one
month TzOas perfectly cured" Annie N.
Luck. Bcnfer, Pa.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
SUNDAY SERVICES.
UNITY CHURCH.

UNITY CHURCH.
No morning service, Sunday school at
l2. Unity Guild meets at 7;l5, and
evening service begins at p. m. Rev.
w. L. Copeland, pastor. The addresses
ON Sunday night will be appropriate 10
Memorial Day, Old Glory will be dis
played. The music will be patriotic,
Miss Copeland will sing one OF the army
songs. Mr. Copeland for the first time
invited his comrades and their iamillel,
the Indian and Spanish war Veterans 10
join him in a patriotic service.
CENTRAL CosGREGAuOSAL
Corner 18th and Ferry streets, there
will be Sunday school at 10 a. m. tomor-
row, but no preaching either forenoon
or evening, tile pastor being away from
the city.
CHURCH OF GOD.
There will be servies at Z 80 p. M
this Saturday evening; also az ii a. m
aud 3 o. m. and Z 80 p. m. Sunday, by
the pastors, Porter and FOzer-in North
Salem.
BAPTIST CHURCH,
Roland McKillop, pastor. Topics
"Tne Ascension Of Christ" al lO;5O a.
m. "For 10 Me 10 Live Is Christ, OF
Christianity a Life, az 500 p. M. sun
day school at " M; Young Peoples
meeting at p. m.
FIRsT PREsBYTERiAS,
Church street, between Chemeket'
and Court streets. HI. A. ketehum
pastor. Services at 1880 8. m. and 2
IN. Subject OF morning sermon, Noice
from a Far Country :" text, Matt. 2o.5o
Evening text, Cor. IL s. subject
The lniallible Possession" "
CHRISTIAN sCIgSCE.
Salem Church Of Christ, scientist, No
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
Anoth,r Boy Returned.

Another one Of the boys who left town
TO avoid prosecution for theft a short
time ago returned yesterday and gave
himself up. He was taken before Jus.
tice Johnson, who released him with a
warning against future misbehavior.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
ToBridge Contractors

The County Court Of Linn county
desires plans, specifications, strain
diagrams and bids for the construction
oi Howe Truss bridge over the south
santiam river near Sweet Home, 70 be
submitted 10 them ON or before fhura-
day, June 9Th 1900, at the hour ol one
O'Clock p. IN.
Bidders are also requested 10 inspect
plans now on Ole with the County Clerk,
and submit bids ON the same. The court
reserves the right 10 reject any on ali
bids. An approved bond IN the sum
bidden viii be exacted Of the successful
bidder within three days after award oi
contract, and certified check In tno
sum oi 500, must accompany each pa
10 he forfeited 10 the county BY the
s,.ceesslul bidder II he lails 10 enter
contract and execute bond for such con.
struetion oi bridge within three days q
making award.
GE0. ID. RAnroN, County Judge.
Albany, Oregon, May 18th 1900,
dAw-6-l0'ld,
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
conductor,s ExcuIsion.

The Order Of Railway Conductors,
which for several years has held its
annual picnic at Salem, will this year
go TO The Dalles, May "a. The excursion
train from Salem win start at 0 80 m.
OF that date. Round trip 81. 1871
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
q a ~ TO FRI a.
Bear. tho nIhe Kind You HaN LlMaH Bought
'''1a'''' % &lM2ZIZ<
Excitement in London

Does not imply that people need TO be
excited or go hungry at Salem, as an
abundance of the best of food is pre-
pared daily and meals served at all
hours at Strong's Restaurant.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

Your hand indicates that you will be
rich in experiences and will travel a
great deal afoot. You are Of stature
and good student. You have reten.
tive memory. Will marry young widow
soon. You care nothing for money.
You will soon win honorable prize.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

Aliens Foot Ease, a powder. Ii cure
painful smaTting, nervous feet and in
rowing nails aud instantly takes the
ting ont Of cOrns and buniOns. It's
ne greatest comfort discovery Of the
re Aliens FoOt-Eas makes tight or
.ew shoes feel easy. II il a certain cure
for sweating, callOus and hot tired ach.
ing feet Try il today. Sold by all
druggists and shoe stores. by mail for
25c In stamps. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen :. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

300 Liberty street. Services at 10 80 a
m. and 8 p. m. Subject of morning
and evening lesson sermon-"God The
Only Cause and Creator" Sunday
school at 10 80 a. m. Wednesday even
ing meeting at s p. m.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
THE LAST WEEK
For Free Readings in Scientific
PslmiStry.
As Presented by Prof. Stsrling-To BE
Followed by More--Free Depart
ment Closed Wednesday.

The following readings in the science
of palmistry are Of the Salem people.
They are made by Prof. Sterling, one
OF the most renowned scientists in the
world in his line.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

You can adopt yourself to any circum-
stances and you will hold public office
in the future.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
ELIZA.

No sickness is marked in your hand
and you must always act upon the first
impulse Of the moment in order to max
q success.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

N. Shupp, pastor. Preaching services
tomorrow at II a. m. and 8 p. m.
Morning subject, "Church Prosperity
Evening subject, "The Christian Race. "
Sunday school at 10 a. M; Y. p. A. at
9 90 p. m.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
Saso 90 Reward

Will be paid for the arrest and convic
ton Of any person caught injurine OF
cutting palms or shrubbery in or around
the Willamette Hotel.
20tf j. CONsKR.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
METHODIST Rpls,orAL.

METHODIST hPlstofALs
John Parsons, pastor. Services to-
morrow at 1880 a. m. and 8. p. m.
Subject of the evening sermon, "Brave
Deeds Of Brave Mem" Memorial ad-
dress. The church will be decorated
with the national celors and the ''Union
Veterans Union" and the ladies Of the
q. A. r. will attend the services in a
body. In the evening there will be a
patriotic and religious concert by the
choir, and brief address by the pastor
on "a Glory of Our Century" During
the day, the following hymns Of patriot
ism will be rendered by the choir, uuder
the direction OF Prof francesca Seley
"Flag of the Free" Star Spangled
Banner" "Hail Columbia, freedoms
Flag" and "Our Fatherland." Sunday
school at ~ IN. Epworth League at
q 6i45 p. m.
Y. NJ. c. A,
All men are invited to come TO the
meeting at the Young Mems Christian
Association, at p. m, Sunday. Ad-
dress by Rev. Chas. Merryman, Of the
United Brethren church.
w.C.T.U
Regular Gospel meeting at the w. @,
T. U. hall Sunday, ,nMay 27, at o'clock.
Every lady invited.
W. c. 7. U. NOTES.
The regular meeting was held on the
22d, although the attendance was
small, owing 10 so many being at the
convention. IL was decided to have a
Silver Grey suffrage contest in the near
future. We want every man and woman
to realize what the June election means
10 Oregon.
To Night and Tomorrow Night,
And each day ana night during this
week you can get at any druggists
Kemp's Balsam for the Throat aud
Lungs, acknowledged 10 be the most
successful remedy ever sold for
Coughs. Group, Bronchitis, Asthma
aud Consumption. Get b, title to-
day aud keep 10 always In the house
50 you can check your cold at once
Price 25c and SOC. Sample bottle free,
eod&w
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

SLAB WOOD-We are at present saw
ing big mountain hrlogs. Now Ia tie
time TO order your slab wood. Tho
best and cheapest wood In the market.
tl.50 per load.
5.25-3t. CAPITAL LuMReRIso Go.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

You have a long life before you and
you will travel more than you have any
idea of
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

WANTED.-A man 10 deliver and coli
leet In Salem and vicinity; 1890 per
per week and expenses paid perma-
ment position Address DELIVERY
DEPARTMENT. 1885 Cherry 81 Phil-
adelphia, Pa. b-2i-2s
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

FOR SALE OR TRADE-Fifteen acre
tract with first-class improvement,
half mile from state house, will aeli
at a bargain, or trade for farm land.
Apply 10 Julius Ruef, first brick house
on Garden Road, or address Salem,
Oregon. 4-30-lmr
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

SALEM STEAM - Carpet cleaning
works corner Of High and Division
streets. We have all the modern
machinery and are prepared TO clean
your carpet cheaper and better than
any other way. Our work IL guaran-
teed TO be first-claas. Spring has ar
rived, you are ready 10 clean house.
Leave your order at j. l.. Freclands,
State street or call or address, Kays 4
Staiger. 5-0-im
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
LITTLE BO>PEEP
LOST HER SHEEP

But no one need worry about mutton
this time Of the year. II they can get
dainty and delicious Spring lamb for an
appetizing and nOnrishlng Summer
meal. We have everything In choice
meats, and all the delicaeies Of the sea-
son In both freih and smoked meats
that will suit the most critical epicure,
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

WOOD SAW.-Call up Phone 1854
Black and get w. ii. Cross steam
wood saw TO cut your wood. All orders
promptly attended to. 5.l7-lmo.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26
floods SaldQb0lM
MIZaI31,lE ,lE5lIIITnETI

Hood, PILLS cure liver Ills the nonirritating and
only cathAr,ie to take With Hoods sarsaparilla
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

FOR sALE--One good 81 Balm wagon.
one buggy, one two-seated open
buggy, one road cart, one steel wagon,
one harrow one 14.inch Oliver
Chilled plow, two l4-inch steel plows,
some good secondhand wood chop.
per's tools. Call at Jacobs and Long.
cor general blacksmith shop, near
Labor Exchange, River Road. 5 IL Inn
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

WANTED.-Two girls for general house
work. Apply at the Cottage hotel.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1900-05-26

GOOD SECOND HAND BUGGY-For
SAFE at bargain. Opposita the
brewery. MfrcHRLL LRwfs 4 erAvrR.
6.26-3tm
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-08-09
Petition for Hearing.
First Publication July IL

lflrSU IuDllcdIlOn July IL.
STATE OF MINNESOTA,
COUNTY OF STEARNs.
In District Court, Seventh Judicial District
John Buss and Ruby Buss.l
an infant, by John BusS her
guardian, Plaintiffs.
VS..
Reuben L. West. George 7.
West. James Moran. Esther
B. Moran and Anna Moran,
Defendants.
To said James Moran, the general guardian
of Esther B. Moran and Anna Moran; and
to said Esther B. Moran and Anna Moran:
Take notice that the undersigned will apply
to the Honorable ID. b. Searle, one of the
Judges of the Seventh Judicial District of
Minnesota, at a special term to be held at the
city of St. Cloud, Minnesota, at one o'clock
P. NJ. on the 4th day of August 1900, to appoint
Reuben L. West a resident of this state, and
a suitable and diSintereSted person, to be
guardian of said minors for the special pur-
pose of taking charge of the interests of such
minors in relation to proceedings, by action,
now pending in said court for the partition of
real property described as follows: lots one,
a., two, 60, and three. 90, and part of lot four,
az, and lots eleven. QD, and twelve. Q2l and
the south half of lot ten, Q0), all in block
twenty.seven, GU, in the original townSite OF
Sank Centre, StearnS County, Minnesota. in
which said Esther b. Moran and Anna Moran
have claim and interest.
Long Prairie, Minnesota. July 9, 1900.
JOHN BUSs,
one of said Plaintiffs.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-08-09
LEGAL NOTICES.
SPECIAL MEETING
OF Electors of Independent School
District of the Town of
Sank Centre.

Pursuant to a resolution of the
Board of Education of the Independ-
ent School District of the town of Sank
Centre, Minnesota, duly passed at a
regular meeting of said board, held
at the Office of the secretary, on Thurs
day evening, August 2, 1900,
NOTICE is hereby given that a
SPECIAL MEETING of the electors
of the Independent School District
of the town of Sank Centre in the
county of Stearns and state of Mime
sofa, will be held in the assembly room
of the brick school house, in said dis
trict, on Saturday, the 10Th day Au-
gust, A. D. 1900, at 4 O'Clock n. M, of
said day for the purpose of voting
the amount of money necessary to de-
fray the expenses of maintaining the
public school of said district, to keep
in repair and preserve the building
and other property of said district,
and to meet the indebtedness of said
district maturing during the ensuing
year.
...... M. F. WOODBURY.,
Secy. Board of Education.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-08-09

Five or six years ago, when we were
debtor nation and despite our pro-
ductive possibilities felt as poor as a
circuit rider in Oklahoma, the news of
prospective shipment of S25, 600, 600
in gold from the United States to
England would have induced financial
heart failure. Now we learn of such
shipment, not only with equanimity,
but graduation. With more than
$500, O00,0 600 in gold in Uncle Sans
various strong boxes we can afford to
feel satisfied that we can loan the
Britons moneys to pay the debts they
have contracted with us for provisions,
mules and other articles OF necessity
and luxury. Truly marvellous change
in half decade.-Minneapolis Times.
And the Times might have
added very truthfully that it is
only one Of the contrasting feat
ures ofxrepublican and democratic
administrations. and the direct re-
suit of their distinctive policies.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-08-09
Order for Hearing, etc.

Order for Hearing, etc.
STATE OF MINNESOTA, CO
COUNTY OF STEARNS, 3d.
Probate Court, Spec al Term, July Dist,
1900.
In the matter of the estate of James A. Doug
las, deceased: ~
On reading and filing the petition of Livvey
A. Douglas of the County of Stearns. repre-
senting, among other things. that James A.
Douglas. late of the County of Stearns. in the
State of Minnesota. on the 3rd day of June
A. d. 1900, at the County of Stearns, died in
testate, and being an inhabitant of this Coun-
ty at the time of his death, leaving goods,
chattels. and estate within this County, and
that the said petitioner is the widow of said
deceased, and praying that administration of
said estate be to her, the said Livyey A. Doug
las, granted;
It is ordered, that said petition be heard be-
fore said Court. on Friday, the oath day OF
August, A. d. 1900, at 9 o'clock A. NJ. at the
Probate Office in the city of st. Cloud, in
said county.
Ordered Further, that notice thereof be Civ
en- to the heirs of said deceased and to all
persons interested. by publishing this order
once in each week for three successive weeks
prior to said day of hearing, in the Sank
Centre HERALD, weekly newspaper printed
and published at Sank Centre in said county.
Dated at st. Cloud, Mimi. this 3lst day OF
July, A. d. 1900.
By the Court:
IsEAI.1 HUBERT HANSEN,
1st-pub-Aug-2 Judge of Probate.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-08-09
Order for Hearing on Claims.


STATE OF MINNESOTA, lss<
Probate court, Special Term, July 21st, 1900.
In the matter of the estate of Austin Olson,
deceased. ,.a
Letters of administration on the estate of
Aus in Olson. deceased, late of the County of
Stearns and State of Minnesota, being grant
ed to Curl Olson,
1t is Ordered. that six months be and the
same is hereby allowed from and after the
date of this order, in which all persons hav-
ing claims or demands against the said de-
ceased are required to file the same in the
Probate Court OF said County. for examina-
ton and allowance, or be forever barred.
1t is further Ordered that Monday, the 18th
day of February, 1901. at 1 o'clock p NJ, at a
special term of said Probate Court. to be held
at the Probate Office in the Court House in
the City of st. Cloud, in said County, be and
| the same hereby is appointed as the time and
place when and where the said Probate Court
mandS.
And it is further Ordered. that notice of
such hearing be given to all creditors and
persons interested in said estate by forthwith
publishing this order once in each week for
HERALD, weekly newspaper printed and
published in said County.
Dated at st. Cloud Mimi, this 2lst day OF
July, 1900
By the Court:
HUBERT HANSEN,
IsEAL.l Judge of Probate.
E. M. WEBSTER. Attorney for Administrative,
First pub. July 20. GlenwOod. Mimi.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-08-09

The foreign born citizen who has
not at this date taken out his second
or full citizenship papers, cannot vote
at the next ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 9Th.
If there be any such, and no doubt
there are thousands, they have only
themselves to blame, as every oppor-
tunity has been offered them to COM
plete their citizenship. In this district,
Judge Searle has held fifteen special
terms of court for the purpose of is
suing second papers. He has been in
every county in the district-Times.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-08-09
GREY EAGLE.

Mrs. Chas. Hunt, who has been Wis
ting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Lee
AlIsdorf during the past month, re-
turned to her home at Brownsville on
Wednesday Of last week.
Something over sixty dollars have
been raised for John Dix whose saw
mill burned last week. This will be
great aid toward helping him re-
place his damaged machinery. Grey
Eagle people are always willing to
help those who meet with losses by
fire. This is as it should be.
This vicinity is getting plenty OF
rain now. About four inches of water
fell on Sunday night and another good
rain today On Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Mccormick OF
Minneapolis, expect to visit this place
on Wednesday. Mr.. Mccormick, if suit
ed with the country, expects to start a
paper here.
Mrs. FL. w. Bass and daughter, who
have been visiting Mrs. Basis par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Nj. G.. Crowell, the
past month, returned to their home a
Brainerd on Saturday.
Miss Ethel Ford of Seneca Kansas,
arrived on Saturday to remain. at
month or more visiting her uncles,
James and Joseph Huffman, and FAM
lilies.
The Northern Pacific Railroad steel
gang are laying rails from Lewis Hef-
irons farm west of Burtrum on west
through this place. We understand
it will be laid on to Westport. 7
Chas. Schulze has gone to Cando N.
D., to see to the harvesting on his
farm there.
John McHattie has returned from
his Brainerd haying trip.
Dick Bard went to the Soldiers
home at Milwaukee on Monday.
UNCLE NED.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-08-09
viii Lay the Cornerstone.

The corner stone of the new Metho-
dist church in Long Prairie will be
laid with appropriate ceremony Fri
day forenoon August II. Captain
Van SAINT will be present and Presiding
Elder McKaig will also be on hand to
take part. 1t is intended to make this
quite an occasion and a number. from
surrounding villages will be here to
celebrate the event. The building will
be a handsome piece of architecture
and an ornament to the village and it
is proposed TO make the laying of the
corner stone something OF an event in
the history of the church.-Todd
County Argus.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-08-09
Congressman, Sixth District
PAGE MORRIS of Duluth.
PHRASlNG.

Hon. Charles A. Towne has a
happy and even picturesque com
mand of the English language,
ornate even to efflorescence. His
letter of declination of the high
honor of the nomination to the
vice-presidency by the popIlists, is
full of neatly-turned sentences, and
an unnecessary lot of them, but it
is not tiresome. He explains why
he was nominated by the populists
at Sioux Falls, why he was not
nominated by the democrats at
Kansas City, and why he refused
the nomination by the silver re-
publicans. He thinks the demo-
Gratis less patriotic than the popu-
lists, for the latter went outside
their party and nominated him
something the democrats declined
to do. This was trifling mistake
on the part of the democrats; but
then, mistakes are expected in that
political quarter. Mr.. Towne, it
was expected would withdraw
from the populist ticket, and it was
also expected that he would use
two columns of newspaper space
in doing so, when two inches would
have served the purpose just as
effectuaIIy. But in that space he
could not have delivered himself of
such sentiments as these:
To my mind this action of the Sioux
Falls convention in nominating for
president a representative of the Dem
ocratlc party, and for vice-president a
representative of the Silver Republi-
can party. is one of the most encourag-
ing and inspiring spectacles in re-
cent politics. It's unselfshness and
magnanimity, it's testimony to the pre-
cedence of the cause of the people over
any merely partisan advantage, raised
the procedure of that convention into
the serene upper air of true civic
herOism.
And again:
The duty of carrying the banner of
the cause has been committed to that
tried and trusted hand whose grasp
has never weakened. which no fear can
make to falter and no burden can dis
may. The leadership of Bryan, which
could haye redeemed bad platform,
sanctifes good one. Itmade memoir
able an unsuccessful contest. 1t will
crown victory with imperishable
splendor.
The populist party and Mr.. Bryan
ought to BIO real thankful to Mr..
Towne for such eulogistic obitu-
aries.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1900-08-09
A ChiId,. PhiIo.ophy.

It is one of the prime secrets Of hap
piness to recognize and accept ones
natural limitations, but philosophy Of
this kind is perhaps hardly to be ex-
pected Of children.
A little girl had sent back her plate
for turkey two or three times and had
been helped bountifully to all the good
things that go to make grand Christ
mas dinner. Finally she was observed
looking rather disconsolately at her un-
finished plate Of turkey.
whats the matter, EthelY' asked
Uncle John. "You look mournful."
That's just the matter" said Ethel.
81 am morn full"
/ And then she wondered why every
body laughed. Stray Stories.