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Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
SPEECH RESTORED BY PRAYER.
Story Of a Tramp Who Found a Pious
Family Easy TO Work.
minneapolis Tribune.l

"One morning about eight years ago
l arrived In Il small town In the Mo-
hawk valley in company with tramp
called Indianapolis Red" said an old
road agent TO a Tribune reporter. I'VE
had ridden all night in Il box car in the
hope of reaching New York by morn
ing but the freight had been delayed
on account of A wreck. and we were so
hungry when we reached the town In
question that we simply had 10 get off
anu look for something to eat 1t was
not place, as we we'll knew, where
tramps were welcome, but the train
would not stop again at a town of any
size until long after breakfast. and We
decided 10 take our chances. We had
an hour at our disposal until the next
freight was due. The great question
was, what story should we tell and we
both rummaged through our collection
TO find a good one. Finally, after each
one of us had suggested n number of
different stories and had refused them
in turn on the ground that they were
too old for such hostile place, Red
suggested that we try 'thc deaf n dunn
sag. There are several gags of this de-
Scriptton. and 1 asked him which one
he meant.
Let's work it In this way he be-
gan to improvise. I'm your def N
dunn brother, see? An we're on our
to get job I'm Il clerk and you're
seein' me down TO the city so's't nothin'
II happen To me. Our moneys given
out. an we've simply got TO ask for as
sistance. We're terribly hungry, an
you want 10 know If the lady of the
house Will be good enough TO help yer
brother along. Sce?'
Il saw right enough and accented
the proposition. but the odds seemed
against us because the town was one
OF the most unfriendly along the line.
We picked out Il house near the track.
AS n rule, such houses have been beg
Sed out but we reasoned that If our
story would so at all it would go
there. and besides the house was con-
venicnt for catching the next freight
train. AS we approached the back door
was careful to talk To Red on my
fingers, thinking somebody might be
watching us. y motherly old lady an
swered our knocks. I told Reds story
convincing details. She heard me out
and then scrutini2ed Red in the way
that we all look at creatures who are
peculiar or abnormal. Then she smiled
and invited lis into the dining room
where the rest of the family were al
breakfast. 1t turned out To be n Free
Methodist clergyman's household. We
had places ut the table and ate as rap
idly as we could or rather Red did;
was continually being interrupted by
the family asking me questions about
my unfortunate brother.
"'Was he born that way?' they ask
cd IN hushed voices. How did he learn
to write?' Can he ever get well?' and
other like questions. which had t.
answer in turn. By the time | had
finished my meal. however l saw by
tho clock on the wall that we had
fifteen minutes to catch our train and
gnve Red nudge under the table as a
hint that we ought to be going. We
were about to get up and thank our
hostess for her kindness, when the man
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
THE CITY OF Observation-Disclosures AND ADVERTISEMENTS

of the house. the clergyman. suggested
that we ought to stay to family prayers
9 Glad TO have you. he said, If you
can remain. You may get good out Of
1t. 1 told him frankly that we wanted
to catch n train and had only few
minutes to spare, but he assured me
that he would not be long and asked
me to explain the situation to Red.
did so with my fingers and I explained
to the parson that Reds wiggling of
his meant that he would be delighted
to stay. but a wink of his left eye
meant for me alone said plainly enough
to let the prayers go.
I'VE stood committed. however. and
there was nothing to do but join the
family in the sitting room, where I re-
ceived a Bible from which to read two
verses. one for Red and one for myself.
This part of the program finished, the
rarson began to pray. All went well
where he referred to the unfortunate
brother in our midst and asked that
Reds speech and hearing be restored
and we were both ashamed.
Just then Red heard the whistle of
our freight. He forgot everything, all
that l had said and all that he had
tired TO act out and with a wild whoop
he sprang TO the door, shouting back
to me as he went out:
Hustle, Cigaret. there's cur RATHER.
There was nothing to do but to fol-
low after him as fast as my legs would
carry me, and 1 did so in my liveliest
manner I have never been in the town
since this experience. and 1t is to be
hoped that the parsons family have
forgiven and forgotten both Red and
mo-
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
MEETING OF THE FERRY COM
MlTTEE

The Joint Ferry Committee held a
meeting in the Circuit Court room yes
terday afternoon. Matters of interest
were discussed.
The committee decided to accept both
Nash and Brooks offer of their proper
~ for $4,000 each. and decided to re-
quest their respective bodies to settle
with them as speedily as possible, They
also instructed the clerk to direct the
ferry lessees to begin running twelve
minute trips between Portsmouth and
Berkeley and Norfolk and Berkeley at
once, and 10 run twelvc-minute trips
between Norfolk and Portsmouth as
soon as possible.
There being no other business. they
adjourned.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
RELIGIOUS NOTICES

First Presbyterian Church. corner
Court and King streets-Preachlng at
III a. m. and p. m. by the pastor, Rev
Il. r. Eggleston. Morning subject.
christianity; Its Aim. It's Evidence.
Its End" Evening subject. "Sanctih-
cation as Taught in the Scriptures"
All seats free and hearty welcome to
all.
Rev. ]. Franklin Carey. pastor of
the Port Norfolk and Primers Point
NJ. T.. Churces. will preach a series of
sermons to young men the following
Sunday nights:
May Gth-"The Man Without Princi-
pie"
May 1Sth-"The Wise Fool"
May 2Oth-"Judas. the Traitor and
Suicide"
May 27th-"The Christian Hero"
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
SLIGHT ERE

Yesterday afternoon, about 1:30
o'clock. an alarm of fire was turned in
from box 26. caused by fire being dis
covered in the house of Mr.. c.. $. Yer
million, No. 922 Court street. a taper
lamp was burning in the bedroom. up
on which n curtain was blown. causing
ii TO catch on fire. This set fire to some
light stuff on the bureau. The family
was at dinner and knew nothing about
the fire until some one told them of it.
The department turned out, but their
services were not needed
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
CHARGED WITH TREsPAssING

yesterday morning q negro named
Charies Britt was before Mayor Baird
charged with HOUSEKEEPING. He was
sent on TO the grand jury. but later
Mayor Baird learned that Butt did NOT
break into the house with the intention
OF stealing anything. He had been In
inc habit of sleeping in the house on
h"ng street in what is known as Deans
factory.
He went home and found himself
locked out; he broke open the door and
went IN He thought that the woman
VINO lived there had locked him out,
so he forced an entrance. He after
wards learned that the rental agent had
lockeu the door. so Mayor Baird decided
mat IL was not housebreaking and will
ave MN rehearng to-day and charge
him with trespassing.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
sARBArH oBsERvANcE

The meeting Mt the Y. NJ. c. A. build
ing continues to attract n good attend
ance. and the services are helpful to
n large degree.
Tomorrow afternoon at o'clock
Rev. r. b. Eggleston will deliver a spe-
cial address on the sabbath Question"
This theme Is oppsrtune at this season.
and q large number will doubtless he
present to hear this practical talk. The
singing will be an enjoyable feature
The Boys Gospel Army will meet
at o'clock.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
NAVAL ORDERS

The following naval orders have been
issued:
Ensign r. n. freeman Is ordered to
examinat ton for promotion ut the Ports
mouth Wa) navy-yard. then to the
Kcarsargc.
Lieut.. j.. r. De Stcigyer is ordered to
duty in the office OF naval intelligence.
Commander l.. Il. Barry is detached
from command OF the Marcelus and
ordered TO ordnance instruction at the
Washington navy-yard.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
Tofi1n Public

Call at w. II. Claud & Co.'S Office now
and you can buy Pig Point lots at the
ground floor price. We say and can
prove that these lotsNwili double in n
few months. Call at once. No. pa High
street in the Rosenbaum Building. w.
L. CLAUD & CO. gny4-3t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
HAIL STORM.

a hail storm CT unusual violence is
reported 10 have occurred Mt Franklin
on Thursday night. 1t is said that con-
siderable damage was done. The stones
were OF such n size as 10 make it dan
rcrous to be out in 1t. Hail fell at Gill
merton. in the county hut little dam
age was done in that section.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
NAVY YARD APPROPRIATIONS.

The Senate committee has reported
favorably the naval appropriation bill
with sundry amendments. among which
is the following relative to the Ports
mouth (Va) yard: Providing for a new
watchmans quarters. So 800: for clerk.
an increase of $4,000 Is provided: for
construction of ship furniture room.
81 500; for alterations in buildings,
g. nnn
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
This is For You.

!. special offers TO get home to navv-
ward and railroad men who cannot af-
FORD to pay cash for lot. Or any one
who really wants a home. If you want
a lot or any property we have it, Call
ar address us for terms.
THE SEABOARD REAL ESTATE
COMPANY.
Room 2o1. No. ol4 High street.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05

Nervous Headache Cured
Speedily. No danger by Hicks Capu.
dine. 10 and Csc. at drug stores
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05

Chas. r. Welton & Co. have removed
to 20S High street. Noah's Arks old
stand.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05

Y Cfas. r. welton & Co. have removed
30 2os High street. Noah's Ark's OLD
etand.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05

ny 0USE AND LOT FOR SALE-NO G25
i L. jefferson street; room house with
city water. Small cash payment balance
like paying rent Reason for selling
party wishes to leave city Apply on
promises. mN2-6t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05

NY ANTED-A FIRST CLASS BAR
w BIER. ut Park View Shaving Par
or. on Fort Lane. near cemetery. my3-3t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05

E1OR RENT SEVERAL HANDSOME
II residences Just completed. on Ebcr
avenue. Prentis Place. Low rent to good
tenants. Inquire BROWNS BAZAAR
800 High street. my2-5t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05

IL OR RENT-SEVERAL HANDSOME
Il residences just completed, on Elm
Street. Prentis. Place: Low rent TO good
tenants. Inquire BROWNS BAZAAR
800 High Street ma2-5t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
Monday.

IL me FRESH CARNATIONS AT &c.
A. per dozen every day. Tube Rose
Bulbs at l0c. and l5c. per dozen. Glad
lola Bulbs ut 35c. per dozen. MRS. +. l..
BRITTINGIIAM. 3l9 High ST. mn5-3t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-05
PROPOSALS.

Pocahontas Coal for the Sewerage De-
partment of the city of Portsmouth, Va,
until MONDAY, May 7th. at q p. M. Ali
bids should be addressed to r. IL. Glover.
Chairman Sewerage Committee. my2-td
Star COPY
Evening star., 1900-09-21
FOR EXCHANGE.
OFFICIAL NOTICES.
COMMISSIONERS OF

EXECUTIVE OFFICE. COMMISSIONERS OF
l. 1soO.-Notice Is hereby given that In accordance
with the acts a. proved Iune e. 1873 June eao 10.
and June 2. 1000. the following water mains have
been laid: SeatOi street. between North Capitol
AMID
tween Rock Creek Church road and Michigan ave-
North capo sTeet and Between
and 23d streets northwest. and that q water main
tax has been Levied asans, a. all lots or land
which the waite: mains were laid, respectively: In
pst 1ns % block s. n Rand
c. Booth, $50 So. In the city of Washington, Dis
of casss n aSnay Of
ingfon. District Of Columbia, plat 1s, Rosemont.
road at ns ss 81 esee
west perch froa a stone % marked marked IL G." at the
as follows. ~ north ssl4 degrees east 10 perches
to stake the southwestern boundary of Rosa
west 238 perches to a stake at the end Of second
line in survey Of Rosemont las per description Of
6s degrees west 10 O4 perches to. stake ~ north
1914 degrees west perches to stake on the east
ginning @ or southwest tam angle % Of Rose Mount: then
with said road ~ south 3A degrees east perches
part @ Of a tract of land formerly called Turkey
Ihekst: Mary Jarrett s12s In the county Of
the tract herein to be described and run thence
south 12A degrees west 2S776 feet; thence south
ssh degrees west 1906 feet, less, to
Harewood road; thence along the side Of
Harewood road 500 feet TO the beginning. William
Hatcher, $125 In the county Of Washington, Dis
trict of Columbia. plat 10. Powells divide part,
beginning for the same at angle point at the
south and east line Of what is designated plat
recorded in Liber 6, folio 110, Michigan avenue,
said beginning point being east Of North Capitol
street extended, and being at intersection Of
two lines parallel TO south and easterly boundary
line of United States Soldiers Home grounds and
120 feet from said boundaries and south lines
of said Michigan avenue, said avenue Is
fhown in the District of Columbia street extension
plan having width Of 12O feet along tie Sol
diers Home grounds the three following courses
and distances running from said beginning, north
81 degrees AZ minutes east 1882 feet. north de-
53 minutes west 1852 feet. north 5S degrees
IS minutes east 032 feet to the western side of
Hsrewood road: thence with said west side of
Harewood road south Is degrees 40 minutes west
All. feet to a Levy Court stone, south degrees
minutes west 6.32 feet to Levy Court stone,
south 13 degrees As minutes west 9O5 feet; thence
leaving said road north 81 degrees minutes west
714.3 feet to the beginning. Trinity College $126.
In the county Of Washington. District OF Columbia,
plat 10, Metropolis View, part of lot II, all Of lot
II except the part taken FOR the extension of 4th
street. Walter D. Davidge, $11O. In the city Of
Washington. District Of Columbia. in square go,
lot T. Ceestia A. Smith. $2s Is; lot 8. Ceestia A.
Smith, $2S 70; in square 81, lot 8, William G.
Gunnell. $3.50 BY order Of the Comm missioners Of
the District of Columbia. GEORGE F. GREEN,
Water Registrar. District Of Columbia. se10-12t
Evening star., 1900-09-21
Mr.. SpOfford ON Books.
From the Baltimore Sun.


For a long time Mr. Spofford has practi-
cally lived among books. For years he was
at the head Of the Congressional Library in
Washington, and Is now assistant librarian
at that institution. The really important
books, he thinks. bear but a small propor-
ton to the great mass. Most books arc
but repetitions, In a different form, of what
has already been many times written and
printed. Most writer's are mere echoes, and
the greater part Of literature is the pouring
out of one bottle into another. If you can
get hold of the few really best books you
can well afford to be ignorant Of all the
rest"
The kind of books which should form the
predominant part In the selection of ouS
reading, from Mr.. Spofford's point of view
is q question admitting OF widely differing
opinions. Rigid utilitarians, he says, may
hold that only books Of fact, of history and
science. books crammed full Of knowledge,
should be encouraged. Others viii plead iN
behalf of lighter reading, or for q universd1
range. There are many attractive book1
outside the field OF science and outside thS
realm Of fction-books capable of yielding
pleasure as we'll az instruction. Az to
fction he thinks 'is is a wise plan to negaeaf
the novels Of the year and 10 read land ~
read in many cases) the mastsrpieces which
have stood the test Of time and criticism
and changing fashions. 1t II better to read
q fine old book through three times than Ia
read three new books through once"
Evening star., 1900-09-21
School of Law.

FACULTY:
associate Justice Court Of Appeals Of the District
Of Coumbia),
Lecturer on Comparative Jurisprudence.
Hon. SETH SHEPARD. LIZ p;
associate Justice Court Of Appeals Of the District
Lecturer on Constitutional Law the Law of Cor
porations and Equity Jurisprudence
Hon LOUIS s,Gs MsGoMAs L.
Lecturer on the Law q Contracts and the Law Of
Evidence.
Hon. CHARLES C COLE,
associate Justice Supreme Court Of the District Of
Lecturer on Common Law Pleading and Practice
and Equity Pleading and Practice.
GEORGE E. HAMILTON LII. D.,
Dean Of the Faculty and Lecturer on Testa-
Rev. RENE holland, 8. j.,
Lecturer on Natural Law.
-TALLMADGE A. LAMBERT, LII. D.,
Lecturer on Civil Law.
sb ise ~ a4,s MI
Lecturer on the 1 Law Of Personal rs nal Properly. Pro-
D. w; BAKER. A. M, LII. NJ.
Law Of Real Estate and Criminal Law
j. NOTA McGILL, LII. NJ
Nate Register of wan. IsssS ses the District of Co
Lecturer on Probate Practice.
Mes.s e ARDHs s 9H
GORDON.
HESRY EsaTnsEs: s%sos Msss5s A1rHEUs JOHNSON and
Clerk Of Courts: HARRY w. HODGES, IL M.
Quiz Masters: X. ROSS PERRY, jr., A. NJ, Ii.
NJ, and T.. RICHARD SHIPP. LII. NJ
SAMUEL NJ -YEATMAN, A. NJ,
Secretary and Treasurer.
CHARLES Il. YEATMAN, LII. NJ, Assistant.
The thirty-frst annual session opens on Wed
nesday October 3. 1900, at $50 p ~, in the Law
School Building, Nos. 500 and b0S E street north
west. at which time announcements will be made
for the ensuing term. Al interested cordially
invited to be present. -
The Secretary win be at his office In the law
building daily from to pm, for information,
enrolment, payment of fees, etc. trsst
Students proposing to eolAect themselves with
the school requested to enroll before the OPEN
ing night. - ''9 '4
Circulars can be obtained at the book store Of W.
n. Morrison Sons, 1925 F street northwest: Low
dermilk & Co., 1924 street northwest and John
Byrne Co., 1922 street northwest; Washington
sons drug store, 703 10Th street northwest or upon
application to the undersigned
8. NJ YEATMAN.
Evening star., 1900-09-21
FOREIGN POSTAL SERVICE

WASHINGTON, D. c.. POST OFFICE NOTICE
Should be read daily. as changes may occur at
FOREIGN MAILS are forwarded to the ports Of
Tss The of ol
overland transit. For the week ending September
%. 1900. the last connecting closes will be made
TRANSATLANTIC MAILS
FRIDAYS, At 11:oo Pm: for NETHERLANDs
be directed Per SIS. statendam.' (c) At 1905
Pm: for SCOTLAND direct. per s.. Astoria. from
tSr. sM % 9cj At T 11:oS % p%. ee for EGRoPE per ..s
Iucania. from New York, via Queenstown. ic) Al
from fr; ;u New York via Naples. Mall % must be- di. d.
reeted rsE ss kaIssR W.T. ET IT
printed matter; commercial papers and samples for
GERMANY .t only The sons zane class of mail matter
shi FOX s5 sora 'sssa hsS AMERICA
FRIDAY-Cc, At 11:oo PM. for NEwFoUND-
hHSD % PM for sssks sGkNg s1sm saSh e
directed Per S. Aihos:' te At ii:os PM. for
New York and m At fM for P6RTo RI
CSs f,a0 Sea sea yarS per
CARTHAGENA must be directed Per s:s; Phil.-
dePhis te' rui A. 1l;Ss PM for MATANzAs
and PUERTO PADRE, per s.s. Curityba, from New
York. oordinary mail only which must be directed
sArrRpAY"l% At $40 AN. for BARBADOS
and NORTH BRAZIL, per S.. Flumnense, from
Mails for NEwFoUNDLAND. by rail to North
except Sunday, At 1900 NJ, and on Sundays only
at Mails for MieuEIos, ID by rail to Boston. and
thence via steamer. close here daily at s:i6
CUBA MAILS close here via Port Tampa Fla.
wednesdays , Tr,days xIGo and SUNDAYS at 2:2oPM q
YORK. close here daily at 1880 AN. and 1000
ooAh cSkrnz ~ to sna s'sf a6A4E
.ns G' sensays ss ssass fef
BELIZE f1EkAS a2e4EER ~ a4Es 4fH4rrnAlA
Rss as !. up p; 10
NV & R,i sss As;s;
ISLANDS via San Francisco, close here daily at
70 iaT fl :p:s .sS sap1S
S: serf a' dp.es per Pm to
Registered mail must be directed "Via vancou.
estoss1 m ssss h;es
dsQssih Qs. Per ser coeT afifsas cHSA & ar.
1sESSDs ilses'n msiS sif.msi: 81:
once. to connect with government transports. the
sailtnge Of which irregular.
(b) Registered mails close at 100 Pm. same
day,
(e) Registered mails close at 500 PM same
day.
tD Registered mails close at 500 AN. same
day,
Saturday.
Oy Registered mails close at Loo PM previous
day,
Oh Registered mails close at 1900 PM previous
Saturday.
d Registered mails close at $500 PM previous
day.
(o) Registered mails close at 600 Pm. previous
day.
sells JOHN A. MERRITT, Postmaster
Evening star., 1900-09-21
Education for Real Life

For Sons and Daughters, at
SPENCERIAN BUSINESS COLLEGE,
Academy Of Music building. 9th and D NV.
Beautiful spacious halls. Entrance, 403 9th st.
The thirtysixth scholastic year opens Monday.
August 27, 1900. Day and night sessions. Office
now open for registration Of students.
The leadir., business men of Washington edu-
Gated in ti.s institution, and send their and
daughters and candidates for employ yment here for
,raining.
Rapid. !eg:ble beautiful Writing. Spelling. thor
Sugh Eng ish and Correspondence. Shorthand and
Touch Typewriting. Rapid Calculations, Bookkeep-
ing and Business Practice. Science of Wealth, Com
mercial Geography, Civics; Laws of Business Eth
les, Mora and Social Culture. Art Of Expression
Delsarte method. Vocal and Physical Culture.
Night classes: Monday. Wednesday and Friday,
6 to 8.
For new catalogue or further information call at
of6cc address
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Evening star., 1900-09-21
School of Medicine.

Lectures will begin Monday. October 1, at 1880
pm. All exercises are now given during the day.
This will enable students to avail themselves Of
the advantages Of the laboratories, libraries and
hospital clinics Of the city
The University Hospital now in full operation,
under the control Of the faculty, will give ample
facilities for instruction in ward classes.
Address for particulars the Dean, G. L. MA
GRUDER, NJ. D., SIS Vermont avenue. Office
hours until 10 am, $3.50 to 8 pm. Tel. 334.
Evening star., 1900-09-21
FRENCH LINE.

CoMPAGNIE GENERALD TRANsATLANTIQUn
DIRECT LINE TO HAvRE-PARIS France).
Sailing every Thursday at 10 am.
From Pier No. a. North River, foot Morton st.
Il 4 Gas Gascosne y "a Lorraine Act. 5s M
La Touraine. 80. Oct II IL'Aquitaine Nov.
First class to Havre. $500 and upward.
General Agency 42 broadway. New York.
@. W. MOSS 1917 r ST. NV. au1-1b6t-k
Evening star., 1900-09-21
NORTH GERMAN LLOYD

FAST EXPRESS SERVICE
CHERBOURQ, SOUTHAMPTON. BREMEN:
Alsr. Sep e. 3 am Haxs Oct. Il 10 am
Lain Oct 8. 10 am VIM: CT: Oct: SO. 10 am
TYIN.sCREW PASSENGER sBRvICn.
Fr d. Gr.. Oct 4. noon Fr d. Or. Nov. 8, 9 am
CHERROURG. PARIS. BREMEN.
P'cess Irene Ser. .29, loan GKurfurst Oct. IL loan
MEDfTEhRANEAN SERVICE.
GIBRALTAR, NAPLES. GENOA
Ems .... Oct g. 2 pm Aller :. Oct. 20, pm
-OEIRICHs CO., NO. s BROADWAY. n. T.
Apply to q. r. DROOP, OPS Pa. ave.,
fef-iy Agent for Warrington.
Evening star., 1900-09-21
The Other Variety.

Freddie-"why does a runaway auto.
mobile cut such capersf
Cobwigger-"Because. my boy, 1t hasn't
any horse sense"