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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24
THE DINNER TO BRYAN.

GW0 GREAT deal Of unnecessary comment in
III the newspapers has been given to the din
nsr which Commissioner Keller gave to
= Mr. Bryan last night II is not important
kSla whether the dinner was ofhcial or unofh-
o1al. - far ~ tho Democratic Club ID concerned.
Il was important In that II was good dinner In
evsey sense OF the word. And II shows Just what
hind Of dishes the TammAny leaders delight to
linsef over. From the published menu II 10 seen
thst blue point oysters. chicken soup. Kennebec
salmon. sweetbreads. roast beef. Philadelphia
squab. with appropriate vegetables fruit and
something to drink" was served. II the digcs.
ton Of the guests was rs good as the dinner then
thsy should all be very comfortable to-day.
But 10 there mot suggestion In this dinner for a
nsw and better battle cry for Mr. Bryan!
Let him drop the 16 to fallacy. and make his
canvass on "A Dollar table Dc hote Dinner as
good ~ that which he had last night. and for
every Democrat In the land every night In the
year. and he will come pretty close to being
elected President OF these United States
A good dinner is much to be preferred to q dis.
honest dollar.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24
FAIR PLAY FOR AMERICAN GIRL.

\ rs II not about time that the gossippers gave
the Countess Castcllane a little breathing
spell! Surely this American girl has been
maligned enough. More lies have been told
"a about her. probably, than about any other
American woman. And her visit to her rela-
lives In this country Is made the pretext for all
sorts Of sensational and senseless tittle-tattle
According to her own story she is married hap
ply and lives In peace with her husband That
b - Il should be- Whether she has permitted her
husband to spend much or all Of her fortune should
not concern the public. That Is her business. Her
money 10 her own. She may do with II a. she
pleases. And so long as she '-ais the life Of IN
hoaest, decent American gcntewoman the public
has no right to immerse her in scandal and gossip
about her affairs.
Fair play for Anna Gould-just the same as II
Asf name was Jane Smith. She has an much right
% privacy In her domestic affairs as the humblest
woman In the land. Let her alone!
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24
FRAU oAD0u.
OF . century to learn.

OF . century TO learn.
Then Why should you not learn to b. srsss singing
| nationf
You yourselves should sing more than you DO! You
listen too much!
You have the Best in the world to iaasn iron. An
great artists Of the world brought to your ooos
behind the starr wonderful ensemble Of taisnt-msn
| and women WHO sing the second parts - they have
sung tho hrst parts In the royal opsa-housssbut you
do not 80 home and sing the songs Of the opera
gether In the family a. you should.
10 this family sinsins that makes . great musical
nation
In Germany. In FNneA In Itasy. he young women
and men Of the family sing together ali the time the
great airs from the operas. And - good music II
part Of the education.
Thsy would laugh at you u you told them that you
would never sing the LPilgrim's Chorus from Tam.
haussr because you had heard It mssniacsnty done
a. the Academy Of Music. and that you would feel
mortified to attempt H.
Then some member Of the family would ut down as
the plano and they would al sing the sonosous chord
from the chorus even 10 the old father and the little
sister
They would not stop to wonder n they had Ans
voices. They would not compare their voices Win the
grsat masters Of music
You American girls have 70 much that b great over
hare that you DO not IKE 10 b humble: and % 70 to
houses where there are many swset-voiced young
ladies who say. "Yes. have studied music. but do
not sing much. n 10 waste Of time. for will never
b very me. havent enough voice"
And % the piano keeps closed and the swsst-voicsd
s1ri lets tho voice she has become really nothing for
want Of Q little care-and for . little humility!
Tea shall say Just that! A little humility 10 an
you nssd TO gvs yourself ana your friends many beau
tifui hours.
! should certainly advise each one Of you sils vho
sing to cit down At the piano for Just hour each
day or night and sing something. ballad. a opss-
alto air. call In other member Of the family and
make them Join you In some Of he great chorusss
Teach your brothers how 70 sing and have quartet
Of your that you may the operas the next
day after yod have heard them sung BY great COM
pany the night before.
Watch these artists when they singing ~ hoW
ehsy dwell certain notes. how they interpret certain
passages, and then when you 20 homo NJ 10 youT
piano the next day and ans II over By the kowisdss
you have gained.
Make singing feature Of social ifs and kssp your
own voice such good condition that you viii always
prove Q ready pleasure to your frsends
JOHANNA 0AD6KL
Olga NstAsFso,s's 'sapho" may o. may not
Bs incandsecme stun:
But Comstock and Dsvery certainly GOT
n big frss pun. |
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FIRST AID TO
WOUNDED HEARTS.
she 10 Bashfal.
Observation-Disclosures


she 10 BashfsI.
am . young man OF twenty. ! know siri OF nine
teen whom think very much Of see her OFTEN
she comes TO my parents house nearly every
day. ] went 20 visit the people she lives with once
They think lot Of me The young lady il very hash.
fw She cannot dance, but would like 10 learn / am
a hrst-class dancer. Advise me how I win her.
A. W.
The young lady will get over her bashfuness prob
ably You might try giving her instructions In the art
OF dancing This would give you many opportunities
OF meeting her properly and Of making yourself agree.
able 10 her She will gain confidence unquestionably
before she has mastered the intricacss Of the two
step or the schottische
Cst OCT.
have been going with a girl OF my own are for the
las, year and love her very much but she went to
when ] came hack she with another fellow and
has gone with him ever since. and we never speak
now. What would you advise me 20 do7
BEN cuToUr
The young lady appears to have made her choice ]
should let her sbids by It.
wants Ia Give Her . Present.
am keeping company with q young lady whom I
would like to make my wife ] am not engnged to
her. would like to make her q vauAbie present
than candy flowers and do not want Ia send ring
should mall present. as am in the same town.
W. J. r.
II would be rather better form TO pressat the gift
personally but there Is objection 90 your sending
by a messenger or even by post II you prefer
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

Psv and Mrs.. Bassstt were the only ones who seen
the ,oka and II seemed to Tickle them . Good Deal
I ssss Aunt grace didn't like the way they Laft
about It. she told Uncle wesley to 80 ahed and put
them on Just to Sho that he had Friendly 6pesrut.
AN rite" Uncle wesley sayA but Of Core don't
purtsnd 10 Re q BoxR"
When they got the 0uvs on pA1 0ed'
Nov you See the Diasruncs between Our eiss.
wes you're merry twsot ~ Big - an and you have
narm On you that OF to Be powerful But rs not
Only strsnth that Counts In ths World. Look at Da-
via and the 0iunt n Il vouldnt Of Been for Davd's
skill what 6ho would hs Ever stoodf 8yunes 10 the
Thing that counts In this world Every timA Nov I'll
Just sho you people the D46eruncs between eyuncs
and broot ssrsnth.s
They Had thars Cotss q and ~ ali stood Bsck -
slve them room and thsy Begun to Y1ddls for .
nopenins.
Paw danced around good deal and put on lot OF
extfy hurrahss TO sho how the Thing OF TO b Done
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

TO exsrsiis In the Attick. with q Punchen bag and
Injun clubs and 10, more things to Give you mussh
The other mite Uncle .sslsy and Aun, grace and the
Bassetts to make Il plesunt for and paw
Got to telling them About the way he had Things rg-
ged Up. and Mrs Bassett sed she would give emmy
thing In the world to See Boxing MATCH becos she
had Herd 20 much about IT,
so paw invited them up In the attck 10 Him
punch the Has, and after he did that q While he AZ
unc.e wesley n he wouldn't like TO put the 0luvs
for Friendly round. Uncle wesley 10 about = He'd
taller than paw and ways 800 Pound before meels
He sed he Didn't care to make q mupkey OF himself
before the folks but paw says:
''oh. you needn't be arradc you'il do that. IN DO
II For you"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

Who hAA vsemAssd b become his vtfA
Jacks woolng seemed 70 prosrs0 0sseAH ae.a1
that 'Ths 0wsstsst Story Ever Toid' end ssaU g 8
similar nature rsignsd sups0mA We 0avs . 'baaAs1sP
party In our den. and With the hAlp Of eeusoe q
chapsronss entertained "ths staT' snd her htn1A
Needless 70 ~. thoroughly spprovsd q JAak's
choikA
Thsn came Sad. sAA day. yaea rseusasa 49, Q
CALL try4ng b whistle tnAsrsntly n Wsue Dsm ~.
snts Back" but Il sooa changsd b De mournfu tsns
of "Foraksa"
No need 70 ssk what the troubas w1A 1hsv -
quaFrsllsd. For day Jack was stUdlouA He Dsgsa
over his formerly deserted books. anA sv50ancy had
decided to lead studsnrs life He ss1sd - maAs NJ
think hs didn't care and whistisd loudly about pt
Time IN the Old Town." OF college songA but hat ~
miserable and We al knew Il
One evening. about . week aftss he auas5sl JaHk
could APPARENTLY endure II no lonssr. He haA givn
u TIE Banks Of the wabash" rather disoeusseatsly
and - he departed hs whstlsd "Juse Break tAs Nsvs
to Nothsr With such expression that rsn sfter him
sxcaimns. Jack dou's b rash nov. ia fsllov. u
will all come out right"
expected he would return fssnug bs&s9. - - 49,
ally did after wandering W and down the strsss IN
front Of "hsr house but was not prepared foe ths
change In him vhAn he came back Ths happy en-
prsss1oa his faes once mora anA yaak vHs his
old sell 'shSs not mad now" hs osisd and you win
b my bsst man month from to-Aay." snA ~ retired
softly whlstlhs 'Faithha ana Tsus tn b b Yoa"-
Buffalo Times.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24
OUR LOVE-

NuR love Is not q fading, earthly flower:
IL Its winged seed dropped down from para
" disc.
And. nursed by day and night. BY sun and
shower.
Doth momentiy to freshef beauty rst.
To us leaness Autumn II not bare
Nor winters rafting boughs lack iusty
green
where
No leaf or bud or blossom may b seen,
For natures life In loves deep life doth lie
Love. whose forgetfuiness Is beauty's death.
Whose mystic key these cells Of thou and
Into the infinite freedom opencth
And makes the body's dark and narrow crate
The wide-nung leaves Of heavens palace gate
Lowell
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

CoSJrFat iso' b. ne Pre-. Pasins Cenpsay. xsv ret
wgrii)
m oST young women nowadays look upon mar.
Vl rage as the one great royal road 20 eternal
. happiness-,hs dAxslinG pinnacle upon when
rests all OF life's joys comforts and delights
The thought IL very romantic and rosily beautiful
as you picture II. my dears But there 10 a great
deal OF climbing along the rugged path Of married
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24
WEDDING
..ETIQUETTE.
THE BEST FORM TO-DAY
Rules to Be Observed BY A
Concerned.

X n, ,..as,,v, .ra w.dd,n. $1,000. ,h., %, On.
- ",". s', p 800. 80 wi
-. in hr,., ,o,,r.
ia. b,,d. drive. N On. ,h,,,a 9TH h., ,.,h.,
uo,h., =, ~,,o.v., 4. ~o,,. ., ito. n., .-.x =, ~.
o.,sr.a,,. '' =" s' - WV
The br,a..u.,a. .~.,, IN. h,,d... .,,,y., 4, On.
,1, Wv .,., -. -. -. -. ~ Wv
rh. h,,d. ~. nn ,h. onrroa III. 49,. ,.,,.x
,aLIns nj, l.,, arm IN. h,,d..maIa. ara r,h.,,
cedint
The b,,s,i ,,... .houid n. slr..hv ..,,.a IN c.~s
In tbs church VIII, Oh. br,d. .,r,ve,
The bridsxroom,. relative. Al, nm m. lar ana ,ho..
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24
HARRIET HUBBARD AVER
Beauy,s Secrets Revealed to CORRESPONDENTS.

m OTHER. New Hampshire.-R you viii follow The
Vl obesity treatment you will csstainiy ioes nssh.
. Avoid all starchy ana swssesnsd food, aIl
cereals vegetables containing sugar starch such -
peaa beans, com. potatoes. 10 Have yeur broad
toasted; sprinkle Il With salt instead Of butter.
Nilk n Il b pure and good. 10 fsttsning Hot wakse
10 a excellent substitute for other nlusdA A1a .
little Of the juice % lines or lemons 70 II yeu
chocoA
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24
A SOLAR PLEXUS BLOW NEEDED.

~ Ov. ROOSEvELT'S delay In naming sue
~ cessor to Lou" Payn IL exasperating.
uN Payn IL notoriously UNIT for ONCE. He
should never have been appointed to the
10 place he now holds. His appointment was
the payment Of political debt which marked the
beginning Of the extinction Of Gov. Black. Payns
beesins letter to william c. whitney. asking for
end receiving 100000. ought to disqualfy him
hon sver again holding public ONCE
Gov. Roosevelt has been INDUCING In boxing
and wrestling lessons for the past few weeks. He
= said 10 b very handy with his nsts But what
sAal Il profit the Governor II he takes boxing les
eos Ill bis life and yet Is not able to land on the
eslAr plsxus Of Lou Payn!
One quick blow would end the controversy. Payn
Voull b "out" and out for GOOD
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24
NON-sliusssORT.

Are you going to support Bryanr' inquree the
hunter IN the Kentucky mountains
"Nawr' responded the isnk native; cyan, AFFORD a.
Have TO scratch an dig to support a wife an 'ieven
chaps"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24
TIME POINT or VIEW.

Mn wabash (of chscaso)-Did l understand you to
say your husband died suddenly
Mr.. Olive tof Philadelpha)-Yss. vsry. nj saiy
eleven month";.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

Limit yeas dssplng housO 10 ssvn - ~ outAaA ~
napA You nase TAKE szsscasA
Rsdness Of the Nose.
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:ssiy Z: sss =. a s's.'a 'si' On sssn a.
For DandfuA-Foe ths EyeA
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Aal ~ WvvssA ~ - vsss 0slDAaas q ana Z
Nuos; rsssvaiss. svssA
yW1sh ~ - sVssasA - sSsassv UswU
81. "a , -: +: 49,. :. q !; ,:::ss'
~. - : "a s:sn u GSv0 : ssas;afk .,
AsAo Diackhssda
Nanis 4 L-ns soDsrs-Aals fass sssulalAG SuA
vAn asve ussl ~ 6sGuse naeass has - - ~.
sasa, snA aafusal1 sRpasds 1usan0 tAis DssssA
vhish psssso0 ~ mUuAs1se fsso - skia Dssa
Mo ?. AIAS = ~ iss.ula ~ an sssa,
White v.4 .: ssnee; 2sr.sesS. sss sgnes: 49,.
W. =: e. . 49, ' ssss,s 81 f ss.sss
.s' Ss; SO s 3" +. Ne M.l; IA n
81 ieSsiS r. ssssSS-asvss watss.
Rough Arms
0nsyso a-vsls30 WITH . good nssA beusA ~
pssnsy g vaD Vaess ssd soap vii In time ssusvo
~ reugAna0 ffUo ne tack Of the upper arm Tea
nheuh sSuo yous arDs at least once day.
Ma ~ I'll - not agree With you IN shanAdne
lhAt yos sbeu1d havs wrinkles at surty-one ana =
rite certain that u you massass your face pseuu.
Dac1 yea ean ~ ~ q then. provided. Of esussA
vss ere n $50 hsaitA Formula for skia food -
A1sva
v1AT.lSp8. i
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AGAINsT SHANE.

Barber-Do you wish . shampoo srf
oGrady-No: OF want genuine poo DO 70 t'ink OF
want to pay ,,e money fer a sham7
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

- Consolidated Gas directors are quarrellinr
u y singular that 20 violent a Board can
- = - weak an Illuminating product.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24
RInWON-COUNTER CLEmK.

RIBHON-COuNTER CLEWK.
Particularly Lavender got lef when he tied ribbon
on his cane 60 look swell
Raby-ln what way
Pearl-People asked him II tho.e were samples OF
what he sold at his counter.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

- Un1ted States Senate comes high Bu
y M n mustn't have u.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

n >ees the Clipper shca.a be hoist by hi.
49, - q. up =. arx Sing.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

1cs ~ The Democracy. Nr. Bryan.
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- b terrible when q man feels IKE coup,
49, - realise that French IL a polite Language
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NM woHDnOUs PATTI
Hx-wssks seems 10 have . lot Of faith h he0eso-
pathy doesn't hsf
Dix-Nevsr saw anything to equal Il. Why. last
Summer. when he had attack Of hay fever he
married grass widow.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

! - Desposed Fifth avenue ordinane. .mboa,e, n,
~ To eject not to restrict bus TO broaden the use
~ gsest tsoroughfare. Only blind men se, in tn.
g the reform.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

Tbs ha1y eaos aad TIE SIN - ussze i
VITA ~ - ~ our cup;
- - oo1uooosU Win ~ ~ -
- - - ~ 80
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RUSKlN AND PURE ENGLISH.

~ INCE The death OF John Ruskin much has
been said In print about the simplicity and
beauty OF lis style. II Is all deserved
- Ruskin was master Of pure English In
". every detail. But simplicity Of words and
the rhythmic sound Of sentences are Of IT.
- vasus unless they are used to convey ideas.
Sooa Ruskin was man Of tremendous force and
. Usat ideas. His lecture on War" although
ooaivsred many years ago. is worth reading and
Gl01yins to-day.
~ simplicity In words Is wanted. combined
~ lefty aspirations. why not 90 beyond Ruskin ,
Soeee y The Sermon on the Mount.
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. Nv. sAsss az > -
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A bITTbG FUN AND SONG PHILOSOPHY.

Daisy Letter now hunts the wild boar.
AM spears the rough beast with impuniy.
She learned the sport some years before
As belle OF a pig-stickinG community.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1900-01-24

Olga NstAsrso,ss 'Sapho' may o. may not
b incaadsscsne stun:
But Comstock and Dsvery certainly got
n Q BIG frss pun.
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While brave Count Bonis threats against raddrs daily bigger sro
One French sheet claims bis may summed by the sse

mn WoNDROUs PATH
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1900-02-02

Explicit Directions from a Man who
Hns stopped 60 Of Them
DO you want to know the proper
way to stop a runaway horse or team7
Here IL is, given by a man who has
used it on twenty different occasions
and has never yet failed. There is a
man in Denver who has stopped rum
away teams dozens OF times, as fool
hardy and dangerous as It may seem,
a man whose fixed and studied policy
is to stop every runaway team that
chances to pass his way. He is James
II. De Wore, a fireman. Il am not
afraid Of horses Of any kind he ex-
plains. Say that you want to stop a
runaway team. If you feel that you
are at all afraid, keep away and let
the team go on. Your nerve must be
right or you'll fail; that may mean
your death, and the team is not worth
It. II you aren't afraid, get out into
the road directly IN front OF the team
and keep right in front Of them. You
must think quickly. See which horse
is running hardest; he is the %grittiest
horse, and is the one to nail. In al
most every runaway, If you notice
closely, you will find one of them gal
Looping and the other running and
jumping, with his big black ~eycballs
almost squirting out of his head, and
his nostfils like the bell Of a trumpet.
He is the one that Is doing the mis-
chief and will run until he dies. He
is the one you mus take. When they
get within a few feet OF you they will
no longer attempt to swerve; they are
going owe your body il o stand
there. Wait until they are so close
you can feel their breath. Then step
aside as quickly as possible; step on
the outside Of the vicious horse. Here
m the test, and you must step
aside just in the nick Of time. Get
your arm securely around your horses
neck. Don't be afraid; he is too busy
running to think Of shaking you OF.
Then you will find that YOU feet are
striking the ground about every If
teen feet. After you are sur of your
hold OF bride and neck, reach over
and catch the other horses's inside
rein. You can do this easily. Then
begin to give the horse that is carry
ing you a taste OF your muscle. Jerk
him as though you would tear his
head on. If he has the right spirit you
will ind this necessary. He is full OF
grit and won't give up by pulling.
Every time your feet hit the ground
brace yourselfg against the bit and
swing hard on him with a jerk. Work
on the others horses rein and you
will find him respond readily. New
York journal.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1900-02-02
SHE BEAT rHE BAND.
woman's WId Ride Down a Hill on
Rnnawnv plane

WOman's wild Ride Down a Hill on a
Runaway Piano.
Scores of residents of Germantown
avenue, on the hin above Wayne juno
ton, on Saturday, witnessed the spec
tacle of a woman suspended in the air
from the handles qf a street piano
while the instrument was rushing
down the street car track at a high
rate Of speed. Antonio Annelli and
his wife Of SAC South Eighth street,
were providing people IN the lower
end of Germantown with a brand of
music frequently b I'd. when a band
advertising q de toWn clothing
store came along. THE noise made
by the band drowned the strains Of
the piano, and so dlsgusted were An
nelli and his wife that they started for
fresh fields. pulling the instrument to
the middle Of the steep street. The
band made an effort to get ahead OF
them. Husband and wife had won the
contest. but unfortunately, the hus-
band left his wife to pull the piano.
Almost Immediately the handles Of
the piano shot upward, lifting the
woman into the air, Her weight was
sufficient to keep the instrument or
box from dragging on the street as It
dashed down the hill She chung to
the handles for fear that If she let go
she would be injured. She beat the
band down the hill, a distance Of two
squares. Persons along the street saw
the woman's perilous predicament, but
the speed at which the instrument was
pounding its way down hill preclud-
ed every possibility OF an attempt at
rescue. At the foot Of the hill the
piano swung abruptly into Berkeley
street and Mrs. Annelli was thrown
to the pavement. Band members
picked her up.-Philadelphia North
American.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1900-02-02
pANosas OF EATING.


a Senate COMMITTEES Disoovoru q Lot o.
Disarreenblo Things.
Senator Mason has been sitting at
New York as a smelling committee foi
a week or ten days under the authori-
~ Of the Senate to find out something
about the adulteration Of food. The
evidence that has been given him by
some Of the witnesses IS likely to drive
us all to starvation. Persons have tes-
titled that ordinary white bread is
deadly poison and that the many cases
Of heart failure that we hear of nova
days are directly due to the large CON
sumption Of that staple and other
breadstuffs. Corn meal and oatmeal,
bread and milk and griddle cakes are
deadly, while soda crackers are more
destructive to the human family than
dumdum bullets or dynamite bombs.
Meat and potatoes have been demon
strated to be unfit for food; coffee and
tea contain a tannln that destroys the
lining OF the stomach; fish are unclean
n unhealthful, because the waters in
which they live have been polluted by
tanbark and sewage Of our cities; all
garden sass Is unwholesome. be
cause OF the fertilizers that feed the
ground in which it grows. Chickens.
turkeys and geese are worse than beef
and mutton, because Of the food they
consume. Water and milk are the most
prolific producers Of disease germs. All
cured meats are -lmpregnated with
acids, and a man might as well eat
clay of anthracite coal as such an in
digestible thing al cheese. In fact, Il
the testimony Senator Mason has TAX
en is true, there is nothing fit to eat in
all the universe, and the only way to
avoid being poisoned Is to pay your
board up to the end Of the week and
quit eating.