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The Van Buren press., 1900-08-18

The camping party composed OF d. A.
Pierce and George Thayer became dis.
gusted with their camp on War Eagle
last Saturday and removed the camp to
their old stamping ground at Shepherd
Spring In Winfrey township.
There Is every indication that the
Ozark Telephone company will enter
the local field as u competitor OF the
Southwestern Telephone company. They
offer liberal terms and are receiving
much encouragement from our citizens
County Clerk Cochrane came In Tues.
day from the canvass. He had to get
him a fresh horse, the animal he WAS
riding having given out under the heat
and the avoirdupois OF our genial and
delicately constructed clerk.
The Taylor gin-.-the former Darlington
gin-is now ready TO begin the handling
OF the cotton crop Of this section,
The work Of putting II In thorough re.
pair has been completed, and II Ia now
the best equipped GIN In this section
Millions will be spent IN politics this
year. We cant keep the campaign
going without money any more than we
can keep the body vigorous without
food, Dyspeptics used To starve shem'
selves. Now Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
diRests what you eat and allows you TO
eat all the good food you want, "
radically cures stomach troubles.
II. C.JoHNsoN.
Dan Ragsdale was arrested Saturday
night by Constable Martin, on u charge
of carrying n pistol When taken before
Justice Ferguson he plead not guilty
ami asked for u continuance to enable
him 10 secure witnesses In his behalf,
His case WAS continued until August
ee,
The many friends Of Dr., Seals will
regret TO learn that his condition indi'
Gates no improvement. On the con-
trRry II Ia feared that he cannot recover
although he Is receiving the very best
OF medical attention and nursing, Fort
Smith Times.
Will SHIRLEY, who recently graduated
with honors from the law department OF
The University Of Virginia, after spend
Inc n few weeks In Van Buren, and look
Inc over the surrounding field has de-
eIded TO locate NJ Muscogee and has beer
mndo nm associate partner OF one OF the
strong Inv firms OF that c'ty'
The Van Buren press., 1900-08-18
RAILROAD TIME TABLES.

MISSOURI PACIFIC.
GOING WEST.
10 al. Arr s:27 pm. Depart l25 pm.
~ ~ 3ss |" 2:s0a 2;35 IN.
No. rs. " lE2S am 'stops at Van Buren,
6OIS0 EAST.
a.. ~, Arr, 100 pm. Depart, lbs pm.
y" ssi am. Los an
NJ ~ hin Local Arr. ll;25 220p.m.
GREENWOOD BRANCH.
Greenwood Local Arr I1 las E% pepsr to N
~ Daily. except Sunday.
r'o,,s os1, 2s2, 2S3. 2s4 run daily
M.a;ns 2i3 and pa do not run on Sunday.
rains 23I, 232, 233, 234, 24S and PA will carry
passengers AH.vs A,er,
The Van Buren press., 1900-08-18

Misses Fannie Moorehead and Rosa
Fair arrived last Saturday from Cairo,
Ill.,, on an extended visit to Miss Kate
Warren.
Mrs. S. P. Mitchell arrived last Friday
night from South McAlester, l. T. and
has been visiting Van Buren, friends
this week.
Jno. Thayer leaves today to spend
two weeks at Shepherd Spring. Geo.
Thayer returns from a two weeks va
cation today.
Will Peel returned Saturday from
Paris, Tex. and left his wife, whose
serious illness had called him there.
much improved.
Louis Vogel and wife and Tom Gipson
and wife, who have been camped at
Tapp Springs for several weeks, returned
home Tuesday.
Supt. Mckee Of the Iron MountSin
system reached here In his car Monday,
and made short inspection Of the
SohPohy PioPoiV'
A colored excursion will be run
tomorrow to Hot Springs over the
Choctaw road. The initial starting
point is Van Buren,.
r. j. Tallman and Joe Curtis left
Wednesday to spend few days vacation
on Verdigris river near Segeeyah, in the
land of the red man.
Van Buren's float at the Fort Smith
street fair should be 80 attractive that
visitors should be compelled to single IL
out among the others.
The county and circuit court records
are proving deadly arms in the hands OF
the Democratic candidates against their
Republican opponents.
Interest in the Carnival contest Is In.
creasing and good many ballots have
been cast and number OF new candi-
dates entered this week.
The Senior Regulars and the I. M. &
s. ball teams will cross bats next
Wednesday and good game Is looked
forward to by the "fans. -
Miss Daisy Oden, who had been visit
ing relatives here, returned Thursday
TO Fort Smith, accompanied by her
sister, Mrs. George Miller.
Do not buy a cheap farm wagon
cheap In construction we mean-when
when you can buy the WlNONA from
the Van Buren, Hardware Co.
The close OF the fruit season has caused
reduction of the force at the Pacific
express Office. Chas, Sexton has been
laid of while business Is slack.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Rice have the
sympathy Of their friends In the loss
OF their twin babes, which were Inferred
In Fairview cemetery Thursday.
The Van Buren press., 1900-08-18
THE COURTS,

IIIRCUIT COURT meets at Van Buren, on the
l third Monday in June and November. J. II.
sS,ns, Judge: Ed. II. Mathes, Prosecuting Atty.
xIOUNTY COURT meets in Van Buren, on the
1 J lst Monday Ia January, April. July and DC.
tober.
PROBATE COURT meets the third Monday
in February, May, August and November
The Van Buren press., 1900-08-18
GAS TO RIA.
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Gen D. W moore returned oaturuay
from stay az Wihsiow'
u,.. u.u. pu, o. ,,,o,.,,o tr;ond.
1t Winslow the past week
II u.ruov and u,to ~. v;,;,,r, Mr.
uarvsu's ola homs In Nav Work state
r.., eu;.h ,,,o.,,,o,. .~o orroro;ro
,or ro' i. Hsn , "erada nn Ssp,emher I'd
n,a, "u W." und "' so rlaas"nt nv DaWitt'.
ti,,ia Eariv pisorp, VI r. JonysoN
'''
D. W: Mckinney came IN SATURDAY
rom MS ROUNDS ana spent rev o"yS
he'e'
IN spite OF the late ury spell tne corn
crop OF Cr"wtoru county Will oo " large
one
Lass Wood came down from Winslow
Tuesday bringing Win MIN very s'ck
ca'iu'
Mothars andorss n ch;ldren like IL
Sa ioiks use w. we fei s,, W Jhe
Minute Gougn onrs, ~ .o Will q"''"'y
cure all throat anu '"ns .roup'us.
-, 49,, v. co.,
p; M.s; a. A.. nr Wm pr ~a" v,sito oS Mon
niude" were van p"reh ''S''o'' "'"
$780, a. y.
BORN 10 Mr' anu m1S. len ny
pusno"R' mo"o"y' A"b"'' 49," """h"
=. ,.,,..,
Mrs Will st, Clair returned saturday
from n week'a Wait 10 Fort Smith
s.ia., WV" ''
"iehds'
The almost unbearable dust on the
,' sos, s"o oo"n''' 'o"0' ""' "'p' P'''''
"'"'''
II will surprise YOU TO experience the
Sa'n omv o n..,n Nil. ~ Ic nnSr ss naWitt'
Ijttia Ear,v p,sars n, q. Johnson,
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,.rS Vs'' Ia. !" sn' S"msgad fnllv two.
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, eauy 70 hoia reah'o" Nv '"'' '''
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~r"f s'0 AL, ,h"%m , RSmors and many olhc
diseases, Including rheumatism and tha, Hr 60
teeling o. bad blood IL maze goou "'o'' W
The Van Buren press., 1900-08-18
Cut Of SAFETY BICYCLE on each Package.
Special Cheap Excursion.

Eureka Springs and return q GO, for Street
Fair aud Carnival, Friday August oath 1900
Special train leaving Van Buren, 6;l6 A. NJ, Re.
pm, P.'W. FuRRy, Agt.
The Van Buren press., 1900-08-18
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Bean ~. A@ ksd Vow M.M Away. esue'
'': = L4Zzzx

The picnic md political speaking at
Alma last Saturday attracted u inrge,
number Of Van Burenites. The general
report Ia that the Republican candidates
were treated TO n frost by the voters OF
SHAT section.
The Van Buren press., 1900-08-18

Trains % and 40 run daily except Sunday. bal.
.pce run daily.
ali through trains Through tickets on sale to
" Fpr full information call upon or address
r. W. FURRY. Tiki. Agt
The Van Buren press., 1900-08-18
LOCAL and PERSONAL.

George Wagner, Of Mulberry, was in
the city Monday.
Col. Sam r. Chew returned home from
Ozark Monday.
Van Buren, has had regular summer
weather this week.
For your field and Garden Seeds 90 to
Z. q f. BRIsCoE.
J. L. Rea returned Saturday night
from his visit East,
Mrs. II. A. Meyer came down from
Winslow Saturday.
The man with the snake show did not
do a rushing business.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
DR.. INQUIRE RESTING WELL.
Miss Van few Is No Bcttcr-oIrs A. f.
Dickinson Improved.

DR.. Hunter Mcclure was feeling much
better last night. nnd was thought to be
resting well.
Miss Van Lew's condition at a late hour
last night was considered unchanged by
her physician, Dr. A. L. Marcy. She IS
still weak as a result Of the excessive
hent.
The condition of Mrs A. E. Dickinson.
wife Of Rev. DR.. a. E. Dickinson. was
thought 10 be somewhat improved at a
late hour last night.
The condition of Wilton F. Sale, Jr..
Of No. 2I5 West Cary Street, does not in
prove. Since he was accidentally shot
last Tuesday by Micajah Bradley, the
effects of the shock has been such, as
to cause his physician to delay pro-
bing for the bullet in his neck.
Suppuration has set in to such an
extent. that as TO indicate that the ex-
traction of the bullet must proceed at
once, even though there is danger while
he is in such a highly nervous state.
The friends OF DR.. E. Nj. Hardy Viii be
glad to know that he IS convulesc!ng, and
hopes to be out soon.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
OUR POSITION IN THE EAST.

Ii is not material to the question that
The Times acquits Mr.. Mckinley OF the
ability TO overthrow this Government as
well as of the folly of attempting it. Mr..
Bryan and every other anu-lmperlaiist
will do the same thing. ConcedinS as
..fanciful and far-fetched imaginings' all
that the excited brain of The Times has
coniured I'D, and wholly eliminating these
imaSininss, the question then occurs,
Does our esteemed contemporary approve
the ACQUISITION of the Philippine Islands
and Mr.. McKinley's policy towards them?
Does he view as fanciful and far-fetched
;,naginings the fears that ed the Demo-
cratic party 10 make Imperialism the para
mount issue in this campaign. to say moth
Ing of the dangers that Senator Hoar and
others so eloqucntly deo;ct as the logi-
cal and inevitable tendency Of that poll
,cy:-Petersburg IndeN-Apreal.
In every national campaign there must
be a campaign cry, something with which
TO stir The voters up and make them go
to the polls. In 1896 it was the money
devil; in 1900 it is imperialism; IN 1904 it
will ne something else. -Four years ago
Mr.. Bryan aroused the ''p,au people to
the white heat of excitement by telling
them that the Money Devil was loose and
on the rampage. and that If they didn't
catch him and tie him up. he would catch
them and cruelty them upon a cross of
gold. The ''plain people did not i'm
agsne that anything could be worse than
this terrible monster which Mr.. Bryan
pictured In such affrightins colors, with
horns. spiked tail and c1oyen foot. But
Mr.. BRYAN now says that he has found
Monster so much worse than the
monster of 1895 that the Money Devil.
who has not either been captured or tied.
Is not worth mentioning in his speech
o, acceptance. Imperialism is the thing
which now threatens to destroy the coun-
try. and all the powerful guns of the
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
CONFESSION FROM NEW YORK

The New York Commercial Advertiser
says that negro equality had nothing to
do with the recent rnce riot in that city
adds. the rioters would have assaled all
..dagos' with no less fury.
Here is, unconsciously, a confession of
race prejudice, and the Northern Republi-
cans hnve tried to make ii appear that
there was no such thing in that section
as race prejudice towards the negro. But
the Commercial Advertiser, while con-
Tossing so much, is yet far from the real
facts in the case. The aversion of the
white man to nssociating with the negro
is something more than mere race preju-
dice. God Almighty gave the white man
a white skin and the black man q black
skin, and to overcome the aversion of
which we hive spoken were to overcome
nature. We do not say this in any I'M
kind spirit but facts are facts.
This feeling was never, perhaps, more
clearly defined than by the late P. r.
Grattan, of Virginia, when examined
soon after the war by the Reconstruction
Committee We quote here the record:
Question: What, in your judgment.
would be the consequences of such an en-
REIMBURSEMENT (of the blacks; would it
produce scenes Of violence between the
two races?"
Answer: IT believe it would. I have
very great apprehension that any attempt
Of that sort would lead to their extermi-
nation, not Immediately, but to their
gradual extinction. It would set up an
antagonistic interest, which would proba-
bly, be used us power, because I have
no doubt that the negro vote would be
under the influence of the white people.
You are to recollect that this is not SIM
ply a prejudice between the white and
black races. 1t has grown to be part
fer,or. . You must change thnt
nature and it takes long time to do it.
I believe that if you place the negro on
perfect equality with the white it would
actually increase the power of the white
race, which would control the negro vote;
yet it seems to me that nothing can
reconcile the white people TO that sort of
equal political power, and I fear, there
fore. very much the consequences Of any
! attempt of that sort upon the black race
in Virginia"
Question: "Would not that prejudice
become modified a grent deal in case the
blacks should be educated and rendered
more intelligent than they are now?''
Answer: You would have to change
the skin before you can do it. beg leave
to say that, so far from there beng nny
unkind feeling to the negro. I believe
| that there is, on the part Of the white
| race toward the negro, no feeling but that
| of kindness, sympathy and pity. and
every disposition to ameliornte their con-
J dillon and improve it as much as posi-
4 Bile: but it is that difference which has
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
CONVICTION OF CALEB POWERS.

The assassination of Goebel was Hiosl
villainous and atrocious Ali persons con-
nected with it should be punished III such
a way as to deter all others from COM
hitting such a dastardly crime. Abhorrlns
rotten election laws as we do. there was
little in Goobel'S character that we ad-
mired. and yet if it were permissible TO
put out of the way a. political opponent oy
means of a bull.. fred from ambush, there
would be an end of liberty OF thought IN
America. and, indeed, OF liberty OF every
kind The conviction of Caleb Powers, al
though the rulings Of Judge Cantrhl appear
to have been partial to me prosecution, IS
a great victory for law and order ana
will strike with terror all other persons
charged with completely with GoebeIs
murder. It is hardly likely that the late
head of the Republican party in Kentucky,
under whose administration and at whose
doors this foul deed was committed, will
feel encouraged to return to his native
State.
The deadliest blow given the Republi-
can party in Kentucky was the shot that
killed Goehel w. j. Bryan never did or
said anything approaching its effectiveness
in winning Democratic votes. Kentucky
will go Democratic overwhelmingly.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19

ia srre YOUR sin will hn0 you otIt:
GOOD o7a story tells how the witty Apne
Ka]totoes was entertaining a supper-party
LIN rho curious confession Of muroefef'
no vas his first penitent PatSahl
No, Ah},e are YOU here says the Mai
ouis de Croguemetaine. VINO enters 80
as the recital ends. Ladies ana SEMI
men. mine was the first confession ~
this Able ever heard, dhu' u
it made him stare ,,,,o
4,,,,,ad in rs striking an incident as lhis
ona If NAV be a sort OF cohpcli9-'t:.oAi
+bar few Of them have ever dlgSed SO ~
s,enious a pitfall for themselves. huI ""
are greatly mistaken If we lnlaS4He tiiae
we know all that our ne3ghpors h'io" y.
ON ffairs and that they are not peFtec,!E
~ -, ~ many transactions which we
a a,,s - we hid Robinson still sup
noses that he is highly regarded py Jones
Family He dimes there yet, ana takes 'iie
lady in and generally conducts ninisei, ~
q PRIVILEGED friend, and, all 'ae Wine,
Jones and his good wife are aware Wiz
things their guest was saying o. Iii.L'
on1,r week ago You, my reVeresu SIT,
,yoya nc a sermon last Sunday, which all Oh
&c had heard before from Canon puIn9'
che I'm his turn flched it from Bishop
1--WE and diluted it with his OWE product-
I;,t Won are comfortable in the oeiiel tnat
we take it from you as the pure hittN
.. tho word. and W., are satlsfled TO nave
Won 50 believe Nay, some of the most
b..raaned of us have even congra tuGitSo
Won upon the occasion and limited thae
T., bier effcrts had, before now, landed a
man in 4 fat. comfortable see
wilkins little knows that Miss FIrt mas
nv NOTE all his old letters 10 the woo"
roohov and that. when she seems 10 De
overwhelmed with the rhetoric OF MS oe-
claration. she is secretly recosslZlNs ms
most elega ntly-turned sentences Neiti!et
is Miss Flirt aware OF the extent "
wilkins knowledge OF hef Auiis IN az
With CAPTAIN Scarlet. so certain Is ste
that the Captain does NOT oeioi'5 WIN
+bosa who kiss and tell. In twent! !eSfs,
u-han Wilkins is a senator, Gull rlch anu
W. and Miss Fl;rt has become the
mothec of ten and mistress OF manson .,I. IN
II,,,++,n Square, so many other things
q 't'' .'aa5a5 to be hid that Madame Tom
ia "a CAPTAIN Scarlet are buried from
o's undar a heap of secrets that Were
half known ana 'i'etA - 'ilN->e
roor, far others
~ ~ ena poem sir. which you pub
no year. the one in which your
i! :H.s ,,,aared dressed like Byron, with
p S.u - "a 1isposed as to give a thought
f,I n,e.ancholy air TO your face. You
know where You got y, anu sumo OF the
,.as4 oe ~ know When the ladies' W3re
ravins over you and GAZING YOU Mdhirea
and Alberti. did You feel no guam Whefe
Your conscience ought TO pc or ga you
think Yourself as safe from detection as
In that little transaction with Cornet
Brown at the club list month: assureI
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
The Homes Oftlc TnilcrS.

The Homes ofthc Toilcrs.
Here dwell the toiers-dingy block on
Of houses like as kernels round stalk:
So many windows, doors; such space of
brick;
TWO steps. and then the street-ones
heart grows sick!
All day within the mills the roar OF
wheels,
Dizzily sliding belts and buzzing reels.
Then home. so weary that the way is dim.
And the brick desert seems to whrl and
But honc!-yes, home, despite its meager-
With wife and babe and hearthside cheer
to bless.
Yea, when the light shines out, what
peace is cast
Before the feet of him who wanders past,
What reclls the outward, if by loves clear
blaze
Is crowned the inner altar that we raise?
These humble walls that shelter human
hearts
Need no distinction save what love i'm
The magic name of "home" shall ever be
Their baGce of beauty and of dignity
And wheresoe'er the toiler shall abide.
With peace and love to bless his ingleside
There homeless wealth may fifty crave q
place.
And art a finer charm than beauty's trace
James Bucllham in the Catholic World
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
viii Report to the Pope.
By Associated Press.)

WASHINGTON, August 1S.-Archbishop
Chapel!e, the Apostolic delegate to the
Philippines, has written to one of the pas
tors here that his investigation OF church
affairs there is about ended and he eS-
poets to make his personal report to the
Pope early in November.
1t is not stated, however. whether MS
views on the retention OF the ecclesiastical
property by the local frIars coincide with
Dr. Nozale. archbishop of Manila. who IS
outspoken in the matter
For some time past there has been
rl,1nors that Dr. Chapelle is strongly in
favor of the frIars, but nothing definite on
the subject will be known until he ac-
quaints Pope Leo with the result OF MS
observations.
Dr. Chapelle will not return to his see
before next spring. as he intends to spend
the winter in France.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
na,..eon Sales Good.

fsnecIal Dispatch to The T.Mes-)
OXFORD, y. c., August 1s--The tobacco
gales Friday were very good The farmers
seemed pleased with the prices they re-
Ths mining operations in Northern
l--an1-,1. are fiourishins- The Blue wing
,,.,,ine, section IS turning out better than
ax,acted. The High Hill mine has recently
,,san disposed OF to New York and Eng
4 large number of Oxford people are
rsc,rnerating at Buffalo Springs. Va
The Granville Grays viii attend .he un-
,.ei,tnp OF yances' monument in Raleigh
angr,st ed. under command OF Captain
Willie Lands
The furniture factory is to begin work
in q day or SO. They have been buying
lumber a good while now
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19

The removal of the street cars from the
tortuous lines OF Bank and Franklin
Streets, where at several points they were
both a nuisance and a. menace, has occa-
sloned many sentiments of gratitude from,
a suffering public to our City Council. Now
let the rails be taken up and the streets
be so improved that they will be some
what better than Russian corduroy road,
which, it is said, will make the strongest
man spit blood.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
GEN. CARR'S ANNOUNCEMENT,
Asks for Support in Face for United
States Senate.
lsneclaI nfsnatch 10 mo Tlmesl

wINsTON-sALEM. y c.. August IS
General J. S. Carr, OF Durham, made
the address at the annual Masonic picnic
and reunion OF Confederate Veterans at
WIIkesboro on Thursday. At the close OF
his speech he announced that he was IN
the race for United States senator 10 sue
coed Marion Butler and assured the large
crowd who heard him that he would APP
precfate their support In the primary at
November Presidential election. This IS
said to be General Cars first public an
nor1ncen3ent OF his candidacy.
A cotton mill man from another town
IN Speaking to-day OF the strike at Durham
made the prediction that labor unions
would be organized in every mill IN 'nf
State 10 aid not believe the owners could
prevent It. as the demand for cotton will
labor is too great.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
THE CONVICTION OF POWERS.

Tho Louisville Courier-General said some
time ago that it was abundantly proven
in tho trial of Powers, for the murder of
Goebel, that the assassination Of Goebel
was the result of political conspiracy,
and that it was further proven that Powers
was connected with the conspiracy.
We believe that this summary is fair
conclusion, fully warranted by the test
mony before the jury.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
BeIInmy Nominated.

WILMINGTON. N c., August is-,rhe
Sixth District Congressional Convention
this afternoon unanimously nominaeea
Hon. John D. BelIamy by acclanatlon 20
succeed himself in Congress. Every county
in the district was represented. ana ME-.
Bellamy accepted in speech III Wtaca ne
declared fr,nertalisrn and trusts the para
mount issues In the national campaign
Mr.. w. c. Dowd, OF Charlotte. was
named as elector.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19

existed SO long in their obvious distinction
of color and condition.
Question: But SUPPOSE the condition
OF the negro Should changer
Answer: The condition is annexed 10
color. We are accustomed to see the
color in the condition.
Here it is in a nutshell. The Northern
people do not know. but they are fIst
finding out
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
iIriar ana E'ryer.

The Filipino is unhappy.
.The fat friarH' he complains
Years pass.
He is now in American poi'icS:
THE fat fryer he protects ana Is u
terly wretched.
True happiness is the lou OF lhe lew
Detroit Journal
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-08-19
Suburban Athletics.

How you must enjoy getting out TO
vour country home and casting dull care
to the winds after your hard days toli
in the hot and dusty city! ~,
Casting dull care to the winds! On,
saw, now, You wouldn't call it dull care
to chase a runaway cow three miles after
dark, would you?'-Detroit Free Press