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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-02
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| IN THE MOUNTAINS
! OF Old MEXICO.
sse8Na4a1aHa1ss.NasAa1ssi1

II UP in the mountains Of Old Mexico.
III 400 feet above the level OF the
Ill j sea, where IL is cool In summer
and warm In winter. a Seattle
pioneer is digging fortune OF gold from
rock, centuries old. Years and years ago
the Spanlards, with crude arrastres. pui-
serfzed gold bearing ore. where the en-
ergetic. far-seeing Seattle man Of today
n working with the latest methods 10 Sc
cure the fortune already In sight
L. w. Bonnsy is the man who has 40
persistently worked in the Interior Of a
foreign country among strangers for four
long years. For the time being he Is
back in his old home, renewing acquaint-
anccs and attending to local business af
fairs. Mrs. Bonney, his daughter. Miss
Minnie Bonney, and his son-in-law. Fred
johnson. formerly OF the Seattle fire de-
partment, have been with Mr.. Bonney in
the mountains for some time. Mrs Bon
ney and Miss Bonney VIII not return
Mr.. johnson is still at the mine look
ing after AFFAIRS during Mr.. Bonneys
absence
Strange stories come from Mexico:
stories Of bandits, who terrorize entire
districts, stories OF beautiful senorifas,
whose black eyes fash love or hatred:
stories OF wonderful climate. and houses
built without glass
DON DO not know anything about the
II bandits" said Mr.. Bonney, as a
- smile passed over his pleasant
face. which looks ten years younger than
Il aid four years ago Then he touched
a match to his crooked-stem pipe. bal
anced himself on his heels. and stuck
his hands I'm his pockets.
I'll tell YOU" he continued. what |
know OF tho district where live; call II
~ baokwooos II you like. but don't un-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-02

anything about #. The natives do not
appear to take any interest in mining.
so 1t devolves upon foreigners to develop
the country.
= q I:
90 IT'S HE officials are clever and ac-
commodating. As a rule. they
encourage foreigners to invest
'Denouncing' is the first step IN secur-
Ing specific piece Of mineral property
II costs you so. no matter how many
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-02

The Post-frteIiigtncer has secured IN.
MtS&uy 4 Co.s latest toltes ras ~
china and Asia These may se seeure1
at Post-lnfeligeEcer business Offices a.
10 cents each.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-02

Tho post-fntelllgoncer has secuped I'm
exclusive right for Washington To Rana
McNaliy A. Co.'S latest folder man III
CHINA and Asia. These may be secured
at post-Intelligencer business Offices al
10 cents each.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-02

TAKE the fa~t ard carnguaSisua Z a
Sehome Tor Port TawuAend ard rIctarta
leaving Nesisr wharf tomorrow at a. "a.
Fare - celtA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-02

TAKE the fast and commndlous 9 g
sehome for Port Townsend and ytrtorsa
leaving Yesler wharf tomorrow al s a. M
Fare 50 cents.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-02

TAKE the fas. aud ,-cfuraoai-ts
sch0me for Post townsend znd y etaria
leaving Nesler wharf tomorrow asa u.
Hare a eeutA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-02

New York Dental PdrIOrS,
Ga FIRST AVE.
Opposite Penn mutual Life BuyIdlns.

Teeth extracted and filed absolutely
without pain ~ our late scientific meth
ods. No sieep-produclng agents or "a.
caine. These are the only dental pariora
In Seattle that hava iha patent Rppli.
anees ana ingredients 10 extract. Ill and
apply gold crowns and porcelain crovns
undetectabie from natural teeth aud wafs
ranted for 10 years. without the least
particle OF pain. Cold crowns aud teeth
dentsl work dona painlessly and by Kps-
ciallsts.
Cold crowns, y. f8li set terfh. s.; brfdr.
work, ~; geld hllins. u up. silver MI.
inEs. 5pc.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-02

pr. nsiss' Asti-raia rtiis.
a Quick. gsfs snd sure Relief fas e. Il
ar ss~sraas Hsadschs. baskArhs.
seh Pains. Neuralgia. sefveusnsss.
tzbiig.y. sseep'fssaffs' tthsAnaNns.s.
stiea. CONTAIN ~ esl@a Or fnesyHins
a. 3T-SS-SsA
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
LARGEST AnMoR PLATE.

What Is probably the larges single
Armor plate is to be used in the con
struction of the battle-ship Wisconsin.
The plate will become the port plate of
a turret ON the vessel, and is being cut
at an angle instead of being the arc of
a circle, the idea being to better defect
a shot. What the armor plate is to a
battle ship, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
is to the stomach. 1t ~resists the attacks
Of constipation, indigestion, dyspepsia,
biliousness, and prevents malaria, fever
and ague. 1t will restore a weak stom-
ach to normal condition. Any one trou-
bled with the above ailments will do
well to try the Bitters at once. Tor fifty
years it has stood alone, while it's many
imitators have fallen.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
DOES 1T PAY TO BUY CHEAP


A cheap remedy for coughs and colds
is all right, but you want something
that will relieve and cure the more Sc
we're and dangerous results of throat
and lung troubles. What shall you do?
Go to a warmer and more regular eli
mate? Yes, if possible; if not possible
for you, then in either case take the on
ly remedy that has been introduced In
all civilized countries with success in
severe throat and Ing troubles, Bosch
ee's German Syrup" 1t not only heals
and stimulates the tissues to destroy
the germ disease, but allays inf1am-
nation, causes easy ex~pectoration,
gives a good nights rest, and sures the
patient. Try one bottle. Recommended
many years by all druggists in the
world. For sale by Ireland's Pharm-
acy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
A X :


take care of the small things we are in
effect taking care of the large things
which the small things combine to make.
That is the philosophy of the old fnan-
cial proverb, and its application is as
broad as human life.
Take care of what you eat, when you
eat, and how you eat, and your stomach
will take care of itself. But who takes
care of such trivial things? That is
why, someday, the majority of people
have to take care of the stomach. When
that day comes, there is 10 aid so effec-
tive in undoing the results of past care
lessness as DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. 1t strengthens the stomach,
and restores the organs of digestion and
nutrition to a condition of healthy ac-
tivity. 1t cures biliousness, heartburn,
fatulence, indigestion, palpitation, dir
illness, cold ex%trernities, and a score of
other ailments which are but the sy1np-
toms of disorder in the stomach and its
allied organs.
If you are sick o can consult DR..
R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, by letter,
free of charge. Each letter is treated as
sacredly confidential, and an answer is
promptly sent in a plain envelope with
out printing or advertising upon it.
"I was troubled with very frequent headaches,
often accompanied by severe vomiting" writes
Miss Mary Belle Summerton, of San Diego,
Duval Co., Texas. my bowels were irregular
and my stomach and liver seemed continually
out of order. Often l could eat almost nothing,
and sometimes absolutely nothing for twenty
four hours at a time. I was entirely unfit for
work. and my whole system seemed 50 rundown
that l feared a severe sick spell and was very
much discouraged. I was advised to try DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and did 50
with such satisfactory results that before finish
ing the third bottle 1 felt perfectly able to under
take the duties attending public school life, and
contracted to do SO: l most heartily advise those
suffering with indigestion, and its attendant
evils, to give this great medicine a fair trial"
Use only DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
with Golden Medical Discovery" when
q laxative Is needed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
QUESTION ANSWERED..

Yes, August Flower still has the larg-
est sale Of any medicine in the civilized
world. Your mothers and grand
mothers never thought of using any
thing else for Indigestion or b~iliousness.
Doctors were scarce, and they seldom
heard of appendicitis, prostra-
ton or heart failure, etc. They used
August Flower to clean out the system
and stop fermentation of i~ndigested
food. regulate the action of the liver,
stimulate the nervous and organic &C.
tion of the system, and that is all they
took when feeling dull and bad with
headaches and other aches. You only
need a few doses of Green's August
Flower, in liquid form, to make you sat-
isfied there is nothing serious the mat
ter wits you. For sale by Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

Mr.. H. H. Black, the well-known vii
lage blacksmith at Grahamville, Sulli-
a Co, N. Y, says: Our little son, 5
years old, has always been subject to
Group, and so bad have the attacks been
that we feared man, times that he
would die. We have had the doctor and
used many medicines, but Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is now u sole re-
lance. 1t seems to dissolve the tough
mucus and by giving frequent doses
when the croupy syptoms appear we
have found that the dreaded Group is
cured before it gets settled" There is
no danger in giving this remedy, for it
contains no opium or other injurious
drug, and may be given as confidently
to a babe as to an adult: For sale by
A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache, Pains in various parts
of the body, Sinking at the pit CT the
stomach, Loss of appetite, Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences of impure blood. No matter
how it became so, it must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker'f
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
%Scrofulous or Syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. 1t is certainly p
wonderful remedy, and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Matter of Policy.

The Head neutrality-suspicious. l see
you give the boss one of those new puz-
zles this morning?
The Head Clerk shouldn't wonder
if you did.
"Well. it isn't mt to curry favor with
an employer like that"
IL amt cnrrying favor, you idiot. |
wanted to keep him busy. | don't feel
like having any extra work laid out for
me to-day.'-Indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

To remove a troublesome corn or bun-
ion: First soak the corn or bunion in
warm water to soften it, then pare it
down as closely as possible without
drawing blood and apply Chamberlain's
ously for five minutes at each applica-
ton. A corn plaster should be worn for
"A few days to protect it from the shoe.
As a general liniment for sprains,
bruises, lameness and rheumatism,
Pain Balm is unequaled. For sale by
A.. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

Large sun spots. astronomers say,
caused the extreme heat this summer,
and doctors declare nearly all the pros
trations were induced by disorders of
the stomach. Good health follows good
digestion. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure di-
5ests what you eat. If you have indi-
gestion or dyspepsia it will quickly re.
licve and permanently cure o Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 4OOS.)

land Office at Santa Fe, N. NJ, Oct 30, 1906
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver at Santa Fe on December
8. 1900, viz: Marcos Ribera, for the swA swA,
section 8, seA sell. section 8, neA neA.~ section
u, nwA nwh, section Is. township 16 north,
nesses to prove his continuous residence up
on and cultivation of said land, viz-Alejan-
dro Abeyta, Jose Maria Sonloza, Tomas
Abeyta, Casimiro Ribera, all of Santa Fe,
N. NJ. Manuel r. Otero, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

When you cannot sleep for coughing,
It Is hardly necessary that n one
should tell you that you need q few
to allay the irritation of the throat and
make sleep possible. It is good. Try 1t.
For sale by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
drug store
Nothing New.

Mrs. Newlywed Ito cook, whom she
has just engaged at the registry Office
You see my husband is so very particular
about his food.
Cook OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES all alike
mem. My old man was just the same, /
never cooked nothing to please i'm in
my life."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

For three days and nights I suffered
agony untold from an attack OF cholera
morbus brought on by eating cucum-
bers." says M. E. Lowther, clerk Of the
district court, Centerville, Iowa.. II
thought I should surely die, and tried a
dozen different medicines. but all to no
purpose. I sent for a bottle Of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy and three. doses relieved me en-
tirely." This remedy is for sale by A.
G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

The progressive nations Of the world
are the great food consuming nations.
Good food well digested gives strength.
If you cannot digest all you eat, you
need Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It digests
what you eat. You need not diet your
self. 1t contains all of the digestants
combined with the best known tonics
and reconstructives. It will even digest
all classes of foods in a bottle. No 9TH
er preparation will do this. It instantly
relieves and quickly cures all stomach
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Could Have His Choice

As the tired hunter emerged from the
WOODS a cultivated prairie, dotted here
and there with pretentious dwellings,
met his eye. evidently he was on the
confines of civilization again.
ANY big game in this neighborhood,
young MANI" he asked, addressing a
languid youth who was sitting on a
fence
biggest game I know of anywheres
about here,' responded the young a
.leisurely slapping q mosquito to death.
sis golf."-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

The emerEs. cy bags sent by q church
society to Kansas soldiers In the Phil
4ppines contained among the necessities
a box of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
the we'll known cure for piles, injuries
and skin diseases. The ladies took care
to obtain the original DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. knowing that all the
terfeits are worthless. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Little Pitchers.

Sister Sue-Why, Willie! What do
you mean by poking your finger against
Mr.. Gaboy's head that way?
Little Wiilie-'Cause ma said he was
awfully soft, an JUS wanted to see if
ma knowed what she was talkin' about.
Omaha World Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
A Reward of SO.

A reward of $40 will be paid for the
arrest and conviction of the party or
parties who have been breaking win
dows about the city during the past few
weeks, and especially in the offices of
the New Mexican Printing Company
and the bureau of immigration.
NEW MEXICAN PRINTING CO.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
About the Size oft.

Yes, said the moralizer, straws show
which way the wind blows.
And. reioined the demoralizer, the
straw-vote fiend shows that the fool
killer is neglecting his business.-Chica-
go News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

When you feel that life IL hardly
worth the candle take a dose of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
They will cleanse your stomach, 0 up
your liver and regulate your bowels,
making you feel like a new man. For
sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
IT have used Chamberlain,s Collie

II have used Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and find
it to be a great medicine" says Mr.. E.
s. Phipps, of Poteau, Ark. 1T cured
me of bloody f1ux. | cannot speak too
highly of it." This remedy always wins
the good opinion, If not praise, of those
who use It. The quick cures which 1t
effects even in the most severe cases
make 1t a favorite everywhere. For sale
by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Tally One for Jones.

Short-What a wit your friend Jones
is.
Long-Indeed! l never noticed it.
Short-Welf, he is. Yesterday | asked
him to loan me S., and instead of saying
yes or no, he asked me ii | thought he
looked like a fit subject for the fool-killer.
Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Asking Too Much,

The Elephant-Didn't the monkey
start a barber shop somewhere around
here not long ago?
The Tiger-Yep. But it is closed now.
'tClosed?"
= "Closed, I said. 1t has been closed
ever since the day he asked me to stand
out In front with my tail sticking up
for q sign until he had time to get a pole
painted" indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Too Rusv.

The Candidate-You didn't forget to
register, did yov?
The Editor-Yes, l was SO busy writ
ing those don't.forget-to-register-things
that l overlooked it altogether.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Our Duty.

"What is our duty in this Chinese
c~risis?" demanded the4Observant Board
er.
ITO mind our p's and queues" replied
the Cross-Eyed Boarder. - Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

When you want a pleasant physic try
the new remedy, Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are easy
to take and pleasant in effect. Price, rs
cents. Samples free at Ireland's drug
store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
DYSPEPSIA CAN Be cuReoey USING
ACkER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
Is cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Of Course.

Visitor-And your daughter painted
this beautiful picture.
Mrs. Upstart-My daughter paint it?
No, indeed! Her teacher did the work.
Considering what we pay him for lessons,
it was the least he could do.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Perpetual.

Visitor--I hear that your next-door
neighbors have got a new parlor organ.
Do you know how many stops it has?
Host-About three a day, and those
are only for meals.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Clearer Vision.

She-Before we were married you used
to say l was the apple of your eye.
He-Maybe did; but I've had my eye
peeled since Observation-Disclosures Bull
1etin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
A Hold-Up.

Gilky-I hear that Smiley was held up
on the way home last night.
Wilkio-0n the way home? | held him
up myself all the way home.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

The most dainty and effective pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
They are unequalled for all liver and
bowel troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

When you have no appetite, do not
relish your food and feel dull after eat
ing, you may know that you need a dose
Of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Price, Is cents. Samples free
at A. c. Ireland's drug stNre.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Morose.

'Miss Avoir Du Poise is not jolly like
most portly people,"
"No; it takes nearly all her time to
sigh about her size."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
prompt, palatable, pleasant, powerful.
purifying little pills.. Ireland's Phar-
maCy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

Leave your wishes to the Fates;
To their edicts meekly bow;
For they're bound, the legend states,
That they'll run YOU, anyhow.
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

To prevent consumption quickly cure
throat and lung troubles with One Min
ute Cough Cure. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any Ease of
coughs, colds or Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and SO cts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Docility Of Years.

Chicago Record: "Man is lever too old
to learn"
"That's so; hut he has to be pretty old
before he will admit it,"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

For sprains, swellings and lameness
there is nothing so good as Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Try it. For sale by
A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
and headache. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. For sale by A.
c.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Side Lights on History.

''It a. a lucky thing for me, per-
haps," remarked Daniel. referring to the
some time afterward, that it
was only a piece of rather blind hand
writing that BelshazZar wanted me to
decipher.. If it had been a physicians
prescristion | believe it would have
tloored me.'-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

You can spell it cough, coff, caugh,
kauf, kaff, Rough, or kaugh, but the on
ly harmless remedy that quickly cures
it is One Minute Cough Cure. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

Poisonous toadstools resembling
mushrooms have caused frequent
deaths this year. Be sure to use only
the genuine. Observe the same care
when you ask for DeWitt's Witch Fla
Eel Salve. There are poisonous u
terfeits. DeWitt's is the only original
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t Is a safe and
certain cure for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Very Appropriate.

My dear, said Meeker to his better
half, on observing new striped hose on
his youthful son and heir, why have you
made barber poles of Johnnie's legs?
Well, why not? retorted Mrs. G..
Isn't he a little shaver?-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01

Dyspepsia Cure
DigestS what you eat.

DlCeStS What you cat.
1t artiticially digests the food and aids
Nature in Strengthening and recon-
structing the exhausted digestive or
gans. 1t is the latest discovered digest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach it in efficiency. 1t In.
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache, Gastralgia, Cramps and
all otherresults of imperfect digestion.
Price Soc. and 81. Large size contains ~ times
small size. Book all aboutdyspepsla mailed free
F.tspored by E. c. DEWITT a co. Chicago.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-01
Unsatisfactory From the Start.

"Well, what about the new neighbors?'
"Oh, Edgar, it was the meanest NOV
ing in l ever saw. Everything wa
boxed and tarreled up so l couldn't see
a thing they have."-Detroit Free Press.