The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-01


difference between charge of cavalry
and drove of nevis. When he had
related how he led his division at Get
tysburg, dashed forward at Spottsyl-
vania and received three wounds at
Petersburg, rose up-I rose up to my
full height, suh-and, looking him
straight between the eyes, l said:
General Blum, yo' will excuse me,
sub, but where can 1 find yo'r wah rec
ord?'
Nowhere he replied. They were
so jealous of me that it has never been
written up
Eve had few other words, sub, and
felt that it was due to my dignity to
challenge him. He received the chal-
lenge coolly and sent his friend to ar
range matters. Claiming to be q sol
dier and a gentleman, he selected pick
axes as weapons. Think of it, sub
think of gentleman taking such a
course! l refused, of co'se. Then he
turned to plantation hoes, to cotton
hooks, to ball clubs and to long han
died shovels. 1t was my duty under
the circumstances to preserve my dig
nifty, and it has gone down in history
that / preserved it. l insisted that we
fight with sword or pistol, and | re-
fused to dignity him by debating his
proposals. Then General Blum him
self called to see me. He found me
frigid and determined Colonel Bun
kerr says he, 'yo' have doubted my We
racity, and desire to shed yo'r blood.
1 desire to shed it by the quart and the
gallon. If yo' are not coward, yo'
will meet me at sunrise across the riv-
er-across the river, sub! AS the chal-
lenged party have the choice of weap-
ons. will name scythes, suh-scythes
at two PAGES! The scythe is an en-
blem of time, Colonel Bunker, and it
was with scythe moved down
scores of the enemy at Appomattox.'
II stood on my dignity, suh-stood
on my dignity and rejected the weap
ons. No gentleman had ever fought
duel with a scythe in his hands. II
would degrade the code-degrade the
code, sub, and make me public
laughing stock. l stormed at thai
man, sub. l begged and entreated anG
even sought to bride him to meet me
with pistols or swords. But he was
firm, He was settled on scythes anG
would not bulge. l BOWED him
out and appealed to the public. AnG
on my honah. sub, on the honah of the
man who led the desperate charge al
Cedar Mountain. the public agreed will
General Blum! Yes, sub, the public
contended that it was my duty as 6
gentleman to engage in duel will
scythes! brought forward the code
for 300 years past, but it made no diff
4 ference.
! "a duel with%scythes, suh-a meet
ing on the field of honah with farm
ing implements! No gentleman's dig
4 nifty would permit of it. I argued ant
protested and disputed, but Genera
Blum and the public were firm. Ii
standing to my guns l lost prestige
At the end of three days scarcely ;
man in town would nod to me, ant
the newspapers We're asking il Colo
mel Bunker was afraid. 1t was then
sub, and only then, that resolved t.
I fight the general with his own weap
ons. l must do it to save my prestige
The public was with me at once.
had my pick of 20 different scythes
! and l was determined from the frs
that | would begin at the general
heels and gradually cut him down t.
his neck. No mercy should be shown
in such case. Public excitement raj
as high as il a state election was be
ing held, and when the morning of tn
duel came thereswere hundreds on tn
ground to see. l set fo'th with m.