The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-05-01
Alono the Kansas Nile.

|
Note by the Atchison Globe: 'Wher
lovers meet on the street it is never &C
cidental."
who has lived for years at Mitchell, In
diana. is dying.
About all that Fred Funston can dc
these days is TO blow his breath on
that new sword and sigh.
The leaders among the Seventh dis
trict Democrats expect Duval and Camp
| bell both to get off the track.
! At some time in his life every Kansas
man has had to learn that salt is a nee
essary ingredient of whitewash.
! Kansans who travel In Nebraska say
/ that the signs up there indicate that
Bryan will lose his own state election
day.
W. S Fitzpatrick was recently nomi-
| mated for the state senate by the Repub-
/ leans of Elk and Chautauqua counties
on the 62oth ballot.
| William c. Millikan OF Labette county,
a sergeant in the Twentieth Kansas, has
| become a Methodist minister and has
been given a circuit.
| George Click doesn't want to be nomi-
mated for congress in the First district
! this year. but the politicians say they
will nominate him, anyhow.
The people Of Colorado are naturally in
dignant that Kansas should sue for the
Arkansas river. But the question with
Kansas is: Water we here for?"
Colorado will fight Kansas in regard 10
the Arkansas river. 1t was hardly 10
be expected that Colorado would take
water, because water Is what she has 10
have.
p 1,,,,-,o-, +;,,,- +y,o ,-or5arf,,1 function
of grass John J. ingalls, forgot to men
ton that grass is also the home Of that
curious and indefatigable inquisltor. the
chigger.
1t seems that z. H. Ridg,ey viii be
nominated again for congress b. the
Populsts IN the Third district. The
Democrats will not stand this, and viii
nominate a third man.
The one thing In Kansas which has
never lost its popularity Is the mouth
organ" Most Kansans can play part OF
Home, Sweet home" on the mouth
organ" by just breathing into II.
The star prisoner at the federal prison
at Leavenworth is Captain Carter The
newspapers are printing a great deal
about him and have discovered that he
did not sleep well his first night in
prison.
FRANK =. MtEilH- Il hGAi-cE AftE MR. f4F-
ing near Valley Fails. put an advertise
nent in matrimonial paper for wife.
He received 20 replies. Mrs. Ella Daniel
OF Hollisda,e. Massachusetts wrote that
she was just an ordinary woman. and
out of the 10 replies, Martin selected
her They were married IN Kansas City
last week.
The Ieavenworth Times says the origin
OF ingalls, "Ad Astra per Aspera'' is IN
Se-eca-s Hercules Furens: Non est az
astra mo.lise ferris via" That IS:
There IS ~ seft path from the earth
70 the stars" stu, II a man went Up
in q balloon 10 get start On journey
10 Jupiter. when he stepped cut Of tHs
balloon he would sink IN air considerably
over bis head.
Rev Thomas n. James CT 5slina has
sailed % England = lo0k after nis for
tune He IS one * the n3ne hsira %
siss 90. 90 Ar. James IS an instance -
q Wild boy turning izto very serious
ard religions man. He ran away from
MS home IL Liverpool. became a cabin
,ev. -oved the seas for years ard Wa
cf,er ship E-ecket A. - grew older
he desired - settle somewhere ard iaSf-
g II Kansas abogt Ten years aEs Roeu
- AS ~ rosie - Australia In ksr-
sas ha STAYED. became q Methods; me-
ISIS Aa-As 49, -aeAs4-77aA ~ - "a
philanthropy.
Icla ReEste-: Cne q tie 80 nrs-
sral czrzoes ever shipped - Iais s-f3z
czr-s e the ether dsy via IRE - s7egsr5
Pa-Izc express from s5Ds point ln
Texas L Vas z Consignment ~ rzetie-
srakes. ccz1rzg1 snakes. lizards. toaEs
bugs. wc-us zn1 ef1s- hyste-1s sxcsffzE
thing X a C5E1- t59E1 tie recla5-
euts of these pleasant presents % be 3
camp 81 frzve.sEs DOWN GO 80 river. al
slfheuga t1ev sesze8 - Se sorze1h. ~
les. than CrSeszsss. tEeg uEszs1rsr urarEaT
deg ~ TIE Es EhieA s. required % ses
frs reptiles CT e f1e owing ctgfzz -
the sxpsssz company. = Is aartsY poSal-
sZs tAat s. sas @1s2nest - hee=s
w1cA zsE oesa Ed teo sosz and f4e
s-akea ea3 msfersz1zess - re sgsE-
i - ta5 - q Eassas fsTaeT Ehs sse
never seez a ras.r04d track @ sratr.
;zzt he refzses 10 ~ 3 r0As 80 fArazSA