The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1900-05-18

Monday on his way from lola TO his
headquarters in Parsons. Mr. Ham
mond possesses all the admirable traits
of the profession, and none of the
other kind, so far as we have been
a BILE to perceive. His ODD year finds
him as sprightly as lad of II, which
he attributes 10 his temper
habits and early rising.
"A man was going down the street
evening in his shirt sleeves,
aud lady, young and very modest,
was walking by his side. The man
had on a pair of suspenders different
from any the lady had ever seen. She
somehow did not like them. So to
herself she innocently asked
her friend why he wore those suspend
ers. What did he say? Gentlemen,
what would you say?-"Tyro' in Ere.
donia Citizen.
Our St. Paul correspondent de-
serves special notice for the good
work he is doing in that vicinity. St.
Paul seems to be an excellent field Tor
an energetic pencil pusher to operate
IN. There is always something tragic
or grotesque happening over there,
and our man Friday always hears
about it and dishes up the news in a
readable and succinct manner. Don't
miss reading the Paragraphs.
piles are not only most painful,
but also very dangerous, as the in
famed nodules are very apt to take
on maligneut action and cancer OF
the rectum is produced. They should
be cured. TABLER'S BUCKEYE PILE
OINTMENT will cure the most obsti-
nate cases. Price, so cents in BOTTLES.
Tubes, rs cents. Sold by G. P. Wild
err.
THE TIMES regrets that it made
no mention of the Old Maids Conven-
ton in last weeks issue, but it is too
late now to dl1ate upon the fantastic
pageantry that Prof. Van Orman Sue
ceeded in assembling under one roof,
to be seen for the pitiful sum of Is
cents. We regret that the Professor
has abandoned the idea of taking his
company abroad.
Nell McGrew was down from Gar
nett Sunday, looking after his drug
interests. Nell seems to be quite
pleased with the receipts of his store
here, and is reported to have made
an increase in Mr.. Sykes salary,
showing IN a substantial way his ap-
probation.
The petitions circulated in the
city, requesting the board to reemploy
Miss Ellis, were pretty universally
signed by the patrons of the school.
1t is very seldom an active teacher
works in district three years and has
so little opposition.
Prof. Pink Van Orman was con-
spicuous figure at the picnic Monday
evening, though, come to think about
it, he did appear to hold himself
rather aloof from the main crowd,
seemingly preoccupied with Ann 9th
er girl.
Mrs. ]. A. Wells met her brother
David Hazen at the Santa Fe depot
here last Saturday. Mr.. Hazen is a
student at Baker but was taken sick
and has come home to recuperate.
Col. Weldy, of Galena, passed
through the city Sunday. The Col.
onel has his hands full down in Cher
okee county with the Kid and Billing
gins, but his flag is still there.
-Mvss Bessye Phelps, of Frye, who
has been vysytying Myss Edyth Shy
and other fryends here for few days,
returned home Monday, much to the
regret of the Trybune devyl.
"A good many property owners are
waiting to use the product of the new
brick plant for sidewalks. 1t is re-
ported that the, plant will be II: opera
ton about June /.
-Greenwel1s Never-Fail Poultry
Remedy is guaranteed to cure roup or
all disease chickens are heir to. Also
a fine egg producer. Sold by Bosch
ert & Williams.
VIM. Sharp, of Wilson county, is
investing in Chanute property. Thus
the well.to-do farmers of the vicinity
find safe investment for their sur
plus cash.
Don't fail to attend the entertain
ment at the Christian church, for the
benefit of the Sunday school, Monday
evening, May 81. Admission 10 and
20 cents.
Saturday afternoon was quite
lively time for Chanute. The farm
ers quit their work long enough to
couie to town awhile in the afternoon.
Each package of Putnam Fadeless
Dye colors more goods than any other
dye and colors them better too. Sold
by ]. r. Fay and G. P. Wilder.
The four-months'-old child of Mr..
and Mrs. G. F. Breed died Saturday
afternoon. The funeral was conduct
ed by Rev. Barrett, Sunday.
DIR. Hoshaw has bought halt in
terest in the West Side Pharmacy and
is now a full fledged druggist as well
as first class physician.
1t you want your watch to run, take
it to the new jewcler-all work guar
anteed or money refunded.-Dr. ]. w.
Phillips.
Don't forget the entertainment on
May 81. If you want to have good
time and get yonr moneys worth, be
there.
DIR. Norman l.. Roberts, Dentist,
office over First National bank. Office
hours 9 a. III. to p. III. Phone w.
We fear that the Cherryvale News
will never be able to capture the med
al for Autographed beauty.
If you wish anything in the jew
elry line see me at the old stand.-H.