The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-10-05
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

hANSAS tIl1O AMI NOM MEN 10
The Winfield Courier says that
"'when one crop will pay for farm,
the price of land is too low"
There is family named Rabbitface
who live near Westphalia, and of
course they ought all to be hare
Tipped.
Prosperity has hit Sam Wah Fort
Scots Chinese laundryman, and he
started on ten months visit to his
home in China.
Garnet has factory that makes
church pulpits to order which fact will
be learned with Joy by divines
who have trouble in filling their
pulpits.
Headlines in a Neodesha paper of a
marriage read "Muchmore- Smith. "
and there is CONSERVATION among the
Browns and Joneses in southern
| Kansas
Newt Franz, of Canton. thinking
that imitation is the height of llattery,
tried to Jolly Uncle sam by initiating
some of the latter's coin. He was ar
rested for his pains.
The Leavenworth police have a
mystery. They arrested drunken
pair and the man declares the woman
is not his wife. while she as firmly
says he is her husband.
The Lawrence Journal iollies the
stricken consciences of Emporia and
Salina 10y recalling thatthe same rain
that stopped their street fair drowned
p,,t savarn1 pamp mpptinps
After a careful perusal of an article
on "How to tell mad dog, the edi-
tor of the Sedgwick Paragraph says
if he has anything to tell mad dog
he will use long distance telephone.
Wichita announces that she is to
have three story brick livery stable.
There is a strong demand for such an
hostelry in Wichita for a good many
OF her citizens habitually ride high
horse.
At a certain point in his speech
Chester |. Long says: Jerry Simpson,
at that time Congressman from the
Seventh district, and now one Of my
constituents. And then the crowc
laughs.
When the Arkansas City people
Itdi lildl " lllldlll - iAAlll'Ni AAA'
Jennie Ailleen Rigg were married
there was a stampede for doctors
Offices. People thought they had the
lock-jaw.
Wichita claims TO have the smallest
man in the State. being but II inches
high and weighing just % pounds.
hut it is dollars to doughuuts that h
feel, like colossus compared t.
Charlie Lease.
The Ottawa Herald resents the re
port made by fusion orator tina
there are Idle men walking the street
of that town. The only idl
81, thing in Ottawa is the boasts of tn
! Republican Times.
The Burlington Independent says
man of that town who read the X. {
!. Times four years ago and believed
and bet and lost his wad, has accumu
lated another that he wants to bet, bu
has changed papers.
The Seneca Tribune recently printe
!, rather rocky item and felt somewha
u ashamed of it until an exchange re
I printed it and credited it to the Hia
watha World and then the Tribune &C
mad. Funny things, editors.
In recent issue the London Cor
= Circular says: kansas mills continu
l. to flood us with samples made frol
/ their new wheat and those continue
o excite the admiration of everyone b
cause of their grand quality"
. An Oskaloosa mother overheard h'
l little daughter singing: And abo'
the rest his nose shall swell" On Il
vestigation she learned that the infaI
was repeating her Sunday school sor
"And above the rest this note sha
y swell"
nj Cleveland Spatlord, of Cedar Poir
/ went to Emporia and had his head
! turned by the street fair sights that
or selected the wrong freight trainto bu
hi home on. Attempting to get of viii
I'd it was running sustained a concussi'
i'm of the brain.
10, AT recent meeting of the CHAM
at anti-horse thief association memt
suggested that they oughtto reprima
the Democratic party for steali
IN, Webster Davis from the Republican
Of but another member who is authori
on the constitution said that there W
res no clause, covering the theft
donkeys.