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The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
Sugar Orchard Mining Camp.
ZINC CENTER, ARK

ZINC CENTER, ARK.
Prospecting works. still going on
here and some valuable finds are be-
ing made every day. Bires x Jones
have resumed work on their lead
mines with the intention of not quit
ting any more. E. ]. Rodes is work
ing force of men on two claims and
has made zinc discoveries on both.
The Jack Pot Co. will commence
work in earnest with a force of ~
men this week. The Alma Mining
Co. are doing some prospecting and
uncovering big body of ore. The
Sugar Orchard Mining Co. are
having considerable prospecting
done, both mining and drilling. ].
E, Keener has contracted to have
two holes drilled; 100 #. each.
S. M. Rogers, of Springfield, Mo-,
is with us again, looking after his
mining interests. He has several
properties here.
The Evening Star is producing
good jack and carbonate.
The North Side Mining Co.. ol
Springfield. haye gone to work.
Mr. Gilman is doing some pros
pecting and finding some ore.
The Tar Kiln Co. are going to put
on force of so men right away in
order to get their ore ready to ship
by the time the road reaches Harri-
son.
Our hotels have been crowded this
week with miners, prospectors and
capitalists. We are glad to see them
come, for il takes capital and labor
to place the North Arkansas mineral
held where she belongs.
Judge Cave is in our midst again
looking after his mining interests.
X. S. Holderby and family, o
Greene County. Mo-, are visiting rel
atives here.
With fair weather for the next
three or four weeks, this camp vii
come to the front with a multitude
Of the best prospects in the whole
field. MINER.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
Berryyllle Has Another Chance to get A
Through Line.

Col. Edwin Wood, president of the
Tennessee Eastern and Western rail-
way, whom we mentioned two
weeks ago as being in Berryville
looking out a route for the contem-
plated new line from Memphis,
Tenn. to Joplin. Mo-. writes the
people of Berryville under date of
the 10th inst. expressing himself as
we'll pleased with the result of his
prospecting. He says:
"On my trip over the new line
from Bald Knob, Ark, through Ber-
ryyille and on northwest through
Stone county, Mo-, thence to Joplin,
hnd can build a railroad without
any tunnels, and with a very light
grade, as | find a ridge from the
White river out onto the prairie near
Newtonia, which | can follow and
reach the high country in Arkansas
which has been so much of an eye
sore to all other railroads surveyed
through your country
He further states that meeting
will be held in Joplin Wednesday
night (to-night) to decide on the To-
cation of the depot lot and switch
grounds, says work will be pushed
along rapidly from now on and
thinks it probable that if there are
a few more land-slides on the st. L.
& N. A. construction, his road may
vet pull the first train into this coun-
try.-BerryviAe Progress.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
Descriptive Literature.

The Frisco Line has recently is
sued for tree distribution a number
of pamphlets containing carefully
selected photo-engravings of scenery
together with reliable and up-to-
date information concerning the re-
sources and great possibilities of the
country trayersed by the Frisco
Line. Write for a copy of any of the
following publications; Ozark Up
lift Feathers and Fins on the
Frisco" THE Top of the Ozarks,"
Something to see along the Frisco
Line" "The Missouri and Ar
kansas Farmer and Fruitman,"
"Fruit Farming along the Frisco"
oklahoma" or the Frisco Line
Magazine" They can be obtained
from any agent OF the company, or
upon application to Bryan Snyder,
G. P, A., St. Louis,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
The Twice-a-Week Republic.

Every Monday and Thursday a
newspaper as good as a magazine
and better, for it contains the latest
by telegraph as well as interesting
stories-is sent to the subscriber of
the "Twice-a- Week" Republic, which
is only 81 a year.
The man who reads the "Twice-a-
Week" Republic knows all about at
fairs political, domestic and foreign
eventsi is posted about the markets
and commercial affairs generally.
The woman who reads the Twice
Week. Republic gathers bit of val
liable information about household
affairs and late fashions and finds
recreation in the bright stories that
come under the head of fact and ne
ton. There is gossip about new
books and a dozen other topics of
especial interest to the wide awake
man and woman.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17

Large stock of dry, dressed and
matched lumber, mouldings, mould
ed castings, door and window stops,
ship-lap, beveled siding, etc., kept in
large sheds at Cantrel1s Mills. pa
miles northwest OF Dodd City on
Lead Hill and Yellville road. Half
million feet on yards. Will take in
exchange for lumber, corn, hay,
-four, bacon, etc. Mail your bills to
T. X. CANTRELL,
Lead Hill or Dodd City.
It, W. Johnson, Telephone A,
agent for 6. w, Zeigler, has arrang-
ed a revised price-list OF lumber
which puts the first-class product of
this mill on the market cheaper than
any other. Confer with him when
you want lumber Of any kind
For SALE-1 steam drilling ma
chine in good mining order with a
10 horse power portable engine and
boiler. On Bee Creek 5 miles N, of
Lowery. address T. W. Wright Harri-
son or Dan Baum, Boone Postoffice
Insurance rates reduced. r. F.
King represents all kinds of insur-
ance in the best companies at low
rates. Life, fire, tornado, burglar
and surety bonds. Office at Frew &
Kings. Phone 6S.
The hnest line OF Wall Paper ever
brought to Harrison will be found
on exhibition at Watkins & Coff-
mans. Also sample books to select
from if they can't suit YOU in stock.
Finest line of Dress Goods,
Broadcloths, Venetians and Double
Effects. The most stylish on the
market, at the St. Louis Emporium.
III it is pure drugs you want,
properly dispensed, you should call
on c X. LeBlond, Graduatein Phar.
macy, on the west side Of the square.
For Dry Lumber Of all kinds and
finishes, and shingles, go to T, X.
Cantrell's mills near Dodd City. Ad.
dress Lead Hill or Dodd City.
Health Foods, Gimolo, Granose
Biscuit, Grape Nuts, Postum, Uneeda
Biscuit, Milk Biscuit, Graham Bis.
cult, etc, at Glass & Cos.
"A full line OF up-to-date station.
cry for tasty correspondence al
c. X. LeBlond's drug store on the
west side Of the square.
"A hne new Stevens Target Rifle
with improved sights, tor sale at this
TINES office. lust the thing for g
shooting gallery.
Polka d lt effects in shirt waists
at st. Loui, Emporium.
Try Eiwell's Restaurant fol
Short Orders.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
Baltimore Oysters at Elwells
Restaurant.
Every thing new and clean at
Elwells.
Hotel Arrivals.

PARK.-C. S. Yates, Canton, O.; G.
c. Campbell, u. L. Clark, w. l.. Kidd,
6. Ralph, J. N. Shaw, St. Louis; L. P.
Andrews, Sedalia, Mo-; j. 6. Fergerson,
w. B. Clarke, w. 6. Pierce, Detroit,
Mich @, A. Robertson, Springfield; j.
S. Parks, Belot, Kas; j. T. Afford, To-
peka, Kas.; E. H. Scott, J. 7. Brady,
Chicago, j. T. Mitchell, J. c. Williams,
Fl. Smith.
CONNERLY.-W. R. Riley, Mammoth
Ills; w. E. Wilson, Detroit, Mich; W..
H. Rottenburg, St. Louis; Geo. A. Miller,
st. Joe, Mo-; D. N. Clarke, Seaton, Tex
as; W. T. Skinner, Webb City, Mo-; o.
]. Rees, w. E. Rosser, Oliar Brown,
Fayetteville; Mrs. Fred Owens, Joplin,
Mo-; R. c. Walton, Kansas City; W. R.
Self, Springfield, Mo-; E. Hever, Fl.
Smith; J. W. and L. E. HEREFORD, Kirby
vile, No.
SOUTHERN.-W. R. Cross and E. W.
Cross, Wakefield, r. l.; J. H. Kirkpat-
rick and family. Denlson. Texas; W. N.
Hewett, Springdale; L. W. Len, St. Louis;
c. 6. Woodbridge, Fayetteville.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
For Sale.-A Great Bargain.

80 acre farm, three miles west OF
Buffalo City, Marion County. One
thousand dollars worth of improve
ments. twenty acres in cultiva-
ton. Well watered and timbered
and splendidly located. Center OF
very rich mineral district. Near the
Great Cane Spring mine Contains
rich zinc ore on surface, But slight
~ developed. Could easily be made
worth 100000 by judicious devel-
opment. Price for 80 days, 800.
HENRY T. BuE.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
Natural Gas and OIL.

To those who have the interest of
Harrison and North Arkansas at
heart, it will be good news that an
energetic movement is on foot to or
ganize company for the purpose
Of thoroughly investigating the gas
and oil possibilities OF this section.
1t has has been generally believed
for some time that this region pos
sessed these resources and this enter
prise is in the right direction. The
success OF these Investigations, would
mean smelters, cheap illumination
and fuel, and a natural water press
ure which would cut down insur-
ante rates.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
The Sweetest Music in Town

Plays all the time at our store.
What is il? Prices. Prices talk at
our store. Every article on which
any reduction can be made has been
reduced. All competitors have been
entirely knocked out. They don't
pretend to meet us on wall paper,
paints, oils or any thing except pat
ent medicines which are the same
price anywhere. Come, see us and
be convinced. We also sell jewelry
from 25 to so per cent from old pric-
es. WATKINS & COFFMAN.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
Bargains for One and All.

At Mrs. Ida M. Sullivans mil
linery store. Bellefonte, Ark. You
will find her above stairs at w. S. Sui
livan's Bargain Store. She has nice
line of Millinery. Dress Trimmings,
Wraps and Ladies Furnishing Goods
For bargains in everything just step
in at the lower door where you will
find full stock of fall and winter
goods. with Sullivan & Ruble, anx-
ious to show goods and give prices.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
At the Baptist Church To-morrow

$50. SUNDAY school. "The Ten
Lepers Cleansed." Luke II: 11-19.
HOO. Preaching. Subject; "The
Renewal of the Mind" Romans ~:
1, 2.
700 p. m. Preaching. Subject:
1.-THE Object Of Creation" Acts IA:
26, 27. All who come viii be well
come
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17

Both makers and circulators OF coun-
terfeits commit fraud. Honest men will
not deceive you into buying worthless
counterfets of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve, The original is infallible for cur
ing piles, sores, eczema anG all skin
diseases. Sold by Watkins & Coffman.
If mau spills something on the floor,
he sets something over 1t to hide it,
while cleans 1t up.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve will
quickly heal the worst burns and scalds
and not leave scar. 1t can be applied
to outs and raw surfaces with prompt
and soothing effect. Use 1t for piles and
skin diseases. Beware of worthless
counterfeits At Watkins & Coffman's.
A girl who has a new hat nearly every
day Is liable to have some that are not
paid for.
If you have ever seen child in the
agony OF Group you can realize how
grateful mothers are for One Minute
Cough Cure which gives relief as soon
as 1t Is administered. 1t quickly cures
coughs, colds and all throat and lung
troubles. at Watkins & Coffman's.
Many people worry because they be-
believe they have heart disease. The
chances are that their hearts are all
right but their stomachs are unable to
digest food. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure d.
gests what you eat and prevents the for
nation of gas which makes the stomach
press against the heart. 1t will cure
every form of indigestion. Sold by
Watkins 4 Coffman.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
Bottom Knocked Out.

G, W. Zeigler always keeps on hand
first class lumber He keeps it for
sale. He does not propose to be un-
dersold and he will sell his lum-
Der five cents cheaper in the Harrison
market than any other lumber firm.
Call on him for bargains, or T. w.
Johnson, Phone a..
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
Dry Goods Department.

$50 pr cotton and wool blankets.
Full size 1914 cotton blankets Goo, Toe,
and 81.
Full size 11-4 mixed blankets worth
81 50 our price $1.35.
Full size la mixed lib. blanket,
worth 81, our price $3.50
Full size I0-4 red blankets only 81. 10.
Full size 1914 red blanket worth $3.50
go for $3.50
2 Full size 1914 Gray blankets worth
$3.50 go for 81.
Full size 10-4 red blankets all wool
go I, r $3.50.
Full size 1914 red blankets all wool
extra. go for 1910.
Full size la California blankets
worth $3.50 go for IS.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
New Numbers.

The following names have been
added at the telephone exchange this
week. Cut them out and paste
them on your directory;
so. Elwell, C. E. Rest.
"a. Miller, George Rest.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
TYSON'S.
Harrison's
Greatest Store!
*+***+****+** **** *+**** ~

We have over $4,000 worth Of Seasonable meychdnde
that e must turn into cash IN the next sixty days. so for Novem
Der you look HaIsons Greatest Store 10 name prices on
the owng Ines that positively cheaper than same uaiHes
can be procured in The East Under the existing circumstances
There mistake about having the goods and there no
mistake about having TO turn same into cash. We bought
Heavy in fact extra heavy the heavier qualities Of whafer
goods The warm fall has left stock these lines plendd
condition. So US the nexsixy days these lines There
will be marked doWa prices throughout stock One price
oM
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
Tne Bed Pre,elIplIon for M,InIa.

Chille and Fever IL bottle Of Groves
Taetolesg Chill Tonic. II is simply iron
and quinine In n tnsteless form. No
cure, no pay. Price SOC.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17

When you want prompt acting little
pills that never grippe use DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Risers. At Watkins 4 Coff-
mans.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17

Stops the Cough and Works on the Cold,
laxative Bromo- Quinlne Tablets cure
a co q IN one day. No care, no pay.
Price % cents.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
Don't Buy Until You See our Line and Prices
Dress Goods. Specials.

We Offering big fine Specials
lowing for November
Rubber Shoes
Sickers Rubber
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17

-GLMES. the Jeweder
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17

Beow giDe you she line Of goods that we propose TO re-
duce NoW certainly The oppoytne time TO buy your heavy at
goods oM the eyoWd at the Original One-Pfce Bargab-Gie
ing Emporium Of Harrison
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17

A girl who has a new hat nearly every
day Is liable to have some that are moi
paid for.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17
Ladies Skirts
and Underwear.

dozen ladies' wool skirts worth
ii 80 to close at 81 each.
dozen fancy ladies' wool skirts
worth 81. 40 to close at 81 each.
$50 different styles at from 45e. to
$1.70.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-11-17

Mems Fleeced shirts and drawers
35o. or for 81.
Mems Fleeced shirts aud drawers
go at 25c. or for 45c.
Also extra big line SOC. TO $1.75 per
garment.
In our clothing department we SIM
ply propose to make a clean sweer
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-02-26
TIMELY TOPICS.
Honolulu, Feb. 6. 1900.
Per Cyrus Wakefield

Just arrived from San Francisco
with large assortment OF general
merchandise, viz:
Nos. aud 2 Harness Leather, rolls
Nos. l and 2 Saddle Leather, rolls.
Sole and Split Leather, rolls.
Sets Dump Cart Harness.
Sets Single and Double Mule Har
nesses.
Sets Single aud Double Buggy
Harnesses.
Boston Team and Welt Collars,
assorted sizes.
Concord and l. o. 7. Harness and
Straps, brace chains.
Zinc Collar Pads and Sweat Pads,
assorted sizes.
Best Oak Tan Single and Double
Leather Betting, assorted sizes from
II to lin. wide.
Alum, Latigo and Lace, Leather,
Lacings, assorted sizes.
Kip Skins, Genuine French Calf
Skins, Goat and Sheep Skins.
Deer Hair. Mexican Saddles and
Saddle Trees.
Hair Cinches and Wood and Iron
Shop Stirups.
Assorted Kinds and Sizes OF Har-
ness and Bride Buckles, etc, etc.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-02-26
T0u Hawaiian Hardware Co., 10
26S Fort STREET,
Groceries to the Fore.
IN Union is Strength. and SO it
is in Cooperation.

The Yanco-spa co war brought about
high prices for a. time, bur it has again
come down to its former level. and we are
letting our groceries rs "heap as we ever
had then befure If every stocBboider in
the company were to pu' chase his or her
groceries from the Co.opera i've Grocery
Co the success Of the corporation will be
assured.
Call and trade; free delivery 10 all parts
OF the city.
e. TIETJENS,
Manager Palama Cooperative Grocery
Co., l.ti., OUT King Street, opposite Rail-
road Central Depot.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-02-26
, "Fightin' Bobs. T"

Just now, when the eyes OF the
British speaking races, and others,
are turned upon Lord Roberts ii is
interesting to turn to q poem by
Rudyard Kipling, entitled "Bobs,"
that appeared for the FIRST time in
the Pail Mall Mdgosine OF Decem-
Der, 1893. 1t saint no bloomin'
ODE" as its author modestly says,
but it just hits off the opinion Of
Mr.. Tommy Atkins of his newly APP.
pointed Commander in-Chief.
The poem is as follows:--
There's little red faced man,
Which ia Bobsl
Rides the tallest 'orse'e can
Our Bobsl
II it bucks or kicks or rears,
T. can sit for twenty years,
With a smile round both . ears
Can't yer, Bobs?
Then 'ere's to Bobs Bahadur-
Little Bobs, b BIS, Bobs
Els our pukka Kaudahader-
Fighiin' Bohs, Bob, Bobs!
'E's the Dock OF Aogy Chl*
'E's the man tina; done us we'll,
'Au'w4'il foil Nv 'im TO ell
Won't we, Buhs?
II a limber's slipped trace,
'Ook on 3 ,hs;
/ a markers lost 10 place,
Dress by Bnhs.
Foi'e's ey as all up is coat,
An a bugle in ia throat,
An you will not play the goat
Under Bobs.
'E's a little down or drink,
Chaplain Bobs;
But it kor ps us outer Cliak-
Don't il, Bnbs7
So wa will not com plain,
Tho 'e's water on the brain,
II q leads Us straight again
Blue light Bobs.
If you stood 'im on is cad
Father Bohs,
You could spill quart O. lead
Outer B lbs.
'E'a been at it thirty years,
An amassin' souvenesrs
In the way o rlugs au' spears
Amt yer, Bobs?
What % does not know O war,
~ ~
You can arst the shop next door
Cau't they, Bobs9
Oh, rs little, but he's wise;
'E's a terror for 'is size,
Au'-'e'--doSe-no -udrsriise-
Do yer, Bobs?
Now 'bev'vA made bloomin Lord
Outer Bobs,
VIII" WAS hut lis fair reward
Weren't it, Bobs9
An Ell wear a cotouet
Where is 'eImet used to set;
But we know you won't forget
Will yer, Bohs?
Then 'ere's to Bohs Bahadur--
Little Bobs. Bohs, Brhs!
Pocket. Wellington an arderI-
Fightin' Bobs, B bs, Bob,l
This amt no bloomiu' ode,
But you've 'elped tha soldiers load,
An for benefit bestowed,
Bless yer, Bob!
RUDYARD KIPLING.
sGo ahead. fAnd q half.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-02-26

Kentucky's famous Jesse Moore
Whisky. unequalled for its purity
and excellence. On sale at sny OF
the saloons and at Lovejoy & Co.,
distributing agents for the Hawaiian
Islands.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-02-26

We can telephone you a
luncheon.
Should unexpected COM
pany come IN ring up our
store and ask what we can
supply quickly for luncheon
YOU will probably be sur
prised at the list of delicac,es
always ready for your con-
venience.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-02-26

If you don't remember the Maine
call at l.. b Kerr's aud see her. :
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-02-26
NOTICE (!


NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN
~ that Messrs. w. q. IRWIN e. CO.,
Ltd have this day been appointed
RESIDENT AGENTS for the Hawaiian
Islands OF the following Insurance
Companies:
ROYAL INSURANCE COMPANY OF Liver
pool.
ALLIANCE ASSURANCE COMPANY OF
London.
SCoTTIsH UNION AND NATIONAL INsUR.
ANcE COMPANY OF Edinburgh.
ALLIANCE MARINE AND GENERAL AS
sURANoE COMPANY OF London.
Mr.. John S. Walker will continue
to be associated with the business OF
the above named Companies.
r. @. MEDCRAFT,
General Agent and Attorney.
Honolulu, November l, 1899.
1357-3m
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1900-09-01
Attorneys Tor PIa1ntiH,
300 Phoenix Building, Minneapolis, MINI
PROBATE NOTICE.


STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
Hennepin-Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of Hans o.
Clausen, deceased.
On reading and filing the petition of
John C. w. Rhode and Karna Clausen, the
administrators of the estate Of said de-
ceased, praying that license be to them
granted to sell certain of the real estate
of which said deceased died seized, and it
appearing by said petition, that there Is
not sufficient personal estate in the hands
Of said administrators to pay the debts
outstanding against the deceased and the
expenses of administration, and that it is
necessary in order to pay such debts and
expenses, and would be for the benefit of
said estate to sell the said real estate in
said petition described.
IT is THEREFORE, ORDERED, That
all persons interested in said estate appear
before the said Probate Court at a special
term thereof to be held or Monday, the
oath day of September, A. u. 1900, at ten
O'Clock i'll the forenoon, at the Court
House, in the City of Minneapolis, in said
County, then and there to show cause Gf
any therO why license should not be
granted to said administrators to sell said
real estate, according to the prayer of said
petition.
AND 1T is FURTHER ORDERED, That
notice of such hearing be given to all per-
sons interested in said estate, by publish
ing this order once each week for three
successive weeks, prior to said day of hear
ing, i'll the Irish Standard, a newspaper
printed and published in said County.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 3Oth day of
August, 1900.
BY the Court:
+. C. HARVEY,
Judge of Probate.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1900-09-01
LAFF AND GRO PLAT.
Facetious Paragraphs to Produce Smiles
and Chuckles.

Father O'Flynn-And now, Pat Muir.
ply, in this season OF Lent, what is it
yell do by way OF penance? Pat Muir
phy-Shure, then, I'll-I'll come an
hear your riverance prayche!
A sergeant the other day was drilling
a newly-arrived squad OF Irish Rifles
Suddenly he gave the word double"
Pat took no notice "You seem to
know nothing about doublin'," said the
sergeant. mo, sergeant" came the re-
ply. Pm Cork man."
"A Glasgow man in Ireland witnessed
an amusing incident in Londonderry
school the other day. The schoolmas-
ter was rubbing up the South African
geography OF his pupils, and to one of
them he put the query: "Wherc is the
Orange Free State, Micky?' Instantly
came the answer: Belfast, sir"
You must never lean back against
anything cold" said the doctor to Rush
er, who was suffering with sore head.
You're right" replied Rush; Il leaned
up against the ice last winter when was
skating, and I've cracked sort OF skull
ever since"
"My DEAR" he said, II forgot to mail
that letter this morning" ooh, you
dear" she cried. "That was just what
l wanted. Now I can blame you when
that supercilious Sadie complains that l
don't answer her notes."
why are you so very silent in COM