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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-09-28
Il. +. ALLISON, Agent,
BROKEN BRlC-A-BRACS

Mr.. Major. the famous cement man, OF New
York explains some very interesting facts
about Majors Cement.
The multitudes who use this standard article
know that II is many undred per cent better
than other dement's for which similar claims
are made but great many do not know why.
The simple reason is that Mr.. Major uses the
best materials ever discovered and other man
ufabturers do not use them. because they are
too expensive and do not allow large profits.
Mr., Major tells us that one OF the elements OF
81. 65 a gallon, while a large share OF the So
called cements and liquid glue upon the mark
cts are nothing more than sixteen.cent glue,
dissolved In water or citric acid, and, In some
cases altered slightly In color and odor by the
addition Of cheap and useless materials.
Majors cement retails at fifteen cents and
twenty five cents a bottle, and when dealer
tries TO sell a substitute you can depend upon
II that his only object is TO make larger profit
rhe profit on majo 5 cement is as much as
any dealer ought TO make on any cement. And
this Is doubly true In view OF the fact that each
dealer gets his his share OF the benefit OF Mr.
Majors advertising, which nowamounts to over
5000 month, throughout the country. Estab-
lished In 1876.
Insist on having Majors Don't accept any
of. hand advice from druggist
lfyou are at all handy land you will be likely
to find that on are good deal more so than
you imagine) you can repair your rubber boots
and family shoes and any other rubber and
leathes articles, with Majors Rubber Cement
and Majors Leather Cement.
And you VIII be surprised AT how many dol.
lars year you W Ill thus save.
II your druggist cant supply you, II VIII be
forwarded by mail; either kind Free of
postage.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-09-28
ooTHERED BY NAMES.
Even the Best OF Scholars Are Some
times Puzzled by Proper
Names.

A public man in England who is
much spoken about 80 years ego was
Mr.. Fitz Gerald. His name seems
10 be a stumbling-bo to many, says
IN exchange. In Messrs. MacmillanV
half-guinea edition the name only oc-
ours on two pages and is spelled ON
one with n lower case "g" and on the
other with a capital. Mr.. Heron-Allen
makes a similar mistake, and both in
the British museum catalogue and
1.-The Dictionary of National Biog-
raphy" the small "g" is used. Omar's
name is also trouble, The authori-
tative manner of spelling it adopted
by the museum is Umar Khaiyam, and
in the list of TRANSACTIONS in their IL
brary it is spelled in the following
seven different WAYS:
Omar Khaiyam.
Omar Khayyam.
Omar Alkhayyam.
kheyam.
Omer Cheijam.
Omer Chijam.
Omar Chatham.
Concerning Fitz Gerald himself a
well-known Englishman says: "He
was dear old gentleman, as l think
everyone who knew him would tell
you; genial. certainly, though per
haps with touch of old-ladylilie
qucrulousness knew him pretty
well during his last years, and walked
over to Woodbridge two or three times
to dine with him-on an excellent
chicken, remember once, though he
was u vegetarian himself. He was
most amiable and one evening read
me the inn chapter (the eleventh,
tancy) of Guy Mannering'-reproach-
fully, as | was OFF my Scott at the
time. His talk was (as people say.
no doubt rightly very Thackerayan
and I think Thackeray influenced him
great deal, though he always stood
up for Dickens as against him. His
managers were those of a dowager
duchess"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-09-28
EAST

) NtWTN
ST Louis to Wichita and elegant day coaches
Kansas City to Wichita and Genesco
No ass and l5G carry passengers between FIT.
Scott and East Eldorado
No change OF cars between lola and ST.
Louis arriving ut st. Louis 100 o. m Only one
change between lola ana Denver or Pueblo
arriving at Pueblo $50 Il. m. Colorado Springs
1886 a. IN, Denver 1910 p. m.
Il r. ALLISON Agent
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-09-28

Have you sense Of 1ullness in tn
region of your stomach after eating?
If so you will be benefited by using
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. They also cure belching and
sour stomach. They regulate the
bowles too. Price 25 cents. Sold by
Iola's drug stores.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-09-28
FARMERS FOR MCKINLEY
s cretary Wilson Pleased at the Out
look for Republicans.

Chicago Sept. 25-Secretary of Ag-
ricultme Wilson arrived in Chicago
today enroute to Topeka Kansas,
where he will address the good roads
convention next Thursday. 81 have
just concluded weeks speaking in
Ohio" said the secretary, "and found
the agricultural districts favorable to
Mckinley. The farmers want no
change in national politics. The only
source of doubt is the cities. | may
tour Kansas and Nebraska before my
return to Washington.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-09-28

Intestinal infection, appendicitis
and all affections of the bowels, liver
and kidneys prevented by taking
genuine Rocky Mountain Tea, made
by Madison Medison Company. ASK
Your Druggist.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-09-28

The laughter cure is tle latest for
indigestion. Here is hiL for cynics
and pessiL.ists.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21
FRIEND AND FOE
ALL 60 TO THE PEN
Justice John Easily Settles Knotty
Problem.
THREW A LAMP AND A WREATH.
Grcen-Eycd Jealousy Invades the
Home OF Susie Haywood, and
Furniture and Bric-a-Bac
Stand No Show.
THREW A LAMP AND A WREATH.

Saturday IS usually fruitful day In
the Police Court, but yesterday the saints
were out of all proportion to the sinners
and the Session was shorter than q
twenty minute rmon.
Justice John had little 20 do and
was CAD OF Il. The Great Law
1,ar u-u Wletched cod and Ieit worse
than a defeated candidate for Congress
On the morning after the election.
The docket was short and a poor show
ing Of prisoners in the pen, but by
iud &C Gus recruiting methods a detachment
was formed for the march to the lall
that would do credit to buster day.
Eddie Jones is a gay Lothario that
plays the guitar at dance halls for a
living. He IS an understood, harmless-look-
ing, kinky-headed niger, with ceilu-
loid collar and a red cravat, and why
Ca,Iie Hatcher and Susie Haywood, two
punpkin-colored bellies, were willing TO
fight to the death for his attentions, was
more than Justice John and less astute
students of human nature could divine.
There was q, warrant against Calie
Hatcher for nrea king into the house Of
Susfe Haywood and assaulting Susie Ed
die was there and Callle had declared
she would kill him and SUSIE, too, II ha
went. there any more.
Eddie was charged with assaulting CAL
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21
DON'T KNOW HOW
To Select Food 10 icb,. lion


s'To find that a lack Of knowledge Of
how TO properly feed cue's self caused me
to serve ten long years as a miserable
dyspaptsc, is rather hum:liatins. l was a
sufferer for that length OF time. and had
become a shadow Of my natural self. 1
was taking medicine all the time, and diet
ing rIle best knew how.
Zone day 1 heard of Grape-Nuts food,
in which the starch was p-ediSssted by
natural processes, and that the foed re-
built the brain and nerve cecaters. knew
that if my nervous system could be made
strong ard perfect, 1 could digest food all
right 50 L started in on Grape-Nuts. with
very little confidence, for 1 had been dis
heartenled for a long time.
:.,To my surprise and delight. found
was improving after living on Grape
Nuts q little while, and in three months /
ha. i gained -l2s pounds, and was feeling like
new person. For the past two years /
have, not had the slightest symptom OF
Indigestion, and am now perfectly well.
II made discovery tina Will be Of I'M
porrance to many mothers. When my
= infantwas two mouths old. began TO
give Il softeneI Graua-Nuts. BABY was
being fed on the bottle and not doing Well.
!: buI.5 after starting on Grape-NuEs 1000 and
the water poured over IL, the child began
to improve rar.dey, Is now year old and
very fat and heatthys and has never been
sick. Is unusually bright-has been say
ing words ever since 1t was SIX noEshs
5 old! II know from experience that there Ia
something in Grape-Nuts that brightens up
any one, infant or adult, both physically
and mentally. - - = 80
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21

will be admitted. Tickets may be obtain
ed upon application at the office OF the
president of Richmond College. Persons
applying by letter should enclose self-ad-
dressed stamped envelope Application
must be made before October 18th. Usu-
ally not more than two tickets will he
issued to one applicant ticket admits
the holder to all five lectures and IS
transferable
Mr.. Mabie is an American author of
high rank He enjoys an International
reputation as author, editor and lecturer.
The following Is BRET outline of the
lecturers life and literary work: Born at
Cold Springs, New York, December 18th.
1916: educated at Williams College and
Columbia University: associate editor OF
Tue outlook: has published Essays on
Work and Culture; Essays on Books and
Culture: Essays on Nature and Culture;
My Study Ere; Under the Trees and
Elsewhere; Short Studies in Literature:
Essays on Literary interpretation. Morse
stories Retotd from the Eddas: VII
liam Shakespeare, Poet, Dranaatist anu
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21
STARTS WITB a COLD.
cata.ri, is n Lingering Cold Which
Refuses n Yield 10 Ordinary Treat

cata.rl. is n lingering Cold Which
..ef.scs n Yield 10 Ordinary Treat
nent-
catar1t usaa.iy starts with a cold in
the head and. if left unchecked IL this
climate, rarely gets well of itself.
AS fresh cold is taken the disease
spreads, Citing deeper and deeper, creep
ing along the mucous membranes from
rose 10 t!,rpat from throat 10 wirdpipe,
from. windaii,e TO bronchial tubes and
from bronchial tuhes to lung cells.
The mucous mem branes all connect. one
with another. Henc., it IS easy TO spread
from enc part to another lined with tn-s
same uaemhrane. This is why catarrh
IN The head soon affects The throat. aIld
finally the stomach itself. bringing on
chronic catarrh of tie stomach, Whicn
is most obstinate form o. dyspepsia
Ey ry!,23y IS COW vel. agreed that
catarrh is a blood disease and not local
one. and the attempt to cure by .ocai
applications simply gives temporary relief
from the purely local symptoms without
The rcmotest effect III staying ltls prog
ress of the disease.
There is a new preparation recently
offered 10 the pubic tt1at is apparently
destined 10 do away with every other form
os cataiT,h treatment.
This new rem dy is no. a secret patent
medicine, but is !; large. pleasanI-tasnns
tablet. composed OF Sanguinaria, Euca-
iyptol, Guaiacai. HySrastin and other val
liable and harmless specifics, WHICH are
.aken internally and seerl 10 have a
remarkably beneficial effect upon the
blood and mucous membranes. apparently
eliminating the catarrhal poison from ths
whole syst IN.
These tablets. while being pleasant, con-
venieut and absolutely safe 10 use. have
made cures in long-standing cases of
catarrh that ate little short OF narye. Gus.
they are sold by druggists under name
OF stuart's ca;arrh Tablets. and any ca
;arrh sufferer who has tried inhalers. To-
;ivns, ciatmen.s. salges. &c, and real .zed
their In convenience and uselsssness. will
fully appreciate the difference between a
I,.ero palliative and permanent: car.
after giving s;aurt's catarrh Tablets an
Impartial trial.
All druggists sell them at 50 cents for.
fuil-sized package. and. no matter where
the catArrh Is iocatcd-sin he head throat.
lungs, o. stomach ss,ar;:s catarrh Tab
lists VIII surprise you With the effective
5ssnlts 81 eren . few days' use.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21

lie Hatcher with lighted lamp and Cal
lies scalp was cut across the head. down
on her forehead, beyond the edges OF her
hair.
Eddie and Susie ana Mary Johnson
swore that Calhe Hatcher attacked him
with the vases on the mante piece, and
was about to throw the lighted lamp at
him, when he Snacked il from her hand,
knocked out the light and cut her head.
BEER AND SANDWICHES.
Mary Johnson had just been out for
beer and sandwiches for the crowd and
returned in the middle of the melee.
Susie declared that Callie threw the
center table at her head and hurled u
wreath in her face that cauae OF her
own dear mothers grave.
Hanna Ligan was also a witness. but it
was hard to tell where she got into the
shuttle and seemed 10 be there 10 re-
peat the stereotyped tale OF Eddie's other
a lawyer helped tangla up the case by
declaring Callie Hatcher had a lawful
husband in the penitent:ary and should
obey his mandates and stay at home.
At this the Great DISPENSER arose from
his nearly comotose state to know IL the
LAWYER ever knew a case where the wo-
man did obey, and when the lawyer con-
hrned his theory from his own domestic
experience. Justice John dropped back
Eeve It.
Here was Callie with her head badly
cut, Susie's furniture and brtc-a-orac IN
srnithereens, to say nothing of the wrea IN
off her mothers grave, and Eddie with
scratches all over MS brow, making con-
fct between oral and circumstantial eE-
idence. Everybody wondered what the
harvest would be.
The Great Lawgiyer did not hesitate q
minute, and with q few dour.shes Of his
pen fined Eddie Jones and Callie Hatcher
$40 each and the witnesses $3.50 all
around, and friend ana foe marched in
solid pnaianX to the pen.
NO JAIL PUNISHMENT.
Spott Robinson (coloredl. who the day
before was fined and sent to Jail for IN
terfering with the arrest OF a prisoner,
was gwen new trial and tbs jail pun
ishnent RENTED.
Flick Mcchu was charged vita striking
Y. DonatI on tils street.. The case was
continued to the Esd for witnesses
Frank Scott. for disturbances on the
street. dropped $3.50 mo the SOCK Whsse
Sergeant Thomas keeps MS cash
r. f. Luck was charged with doing
plumbing without license. Mr. I. j..
Todd, for whom he did the work. and
Plumbing Inspector Laaders. were there
as witnesses against him, but Mr. Luck
was late and will have to answer another
day on a rule OF the court.
Several contractors deposited two do
lars for not having lights on building ma
terial n the street. and altogether tha
Show made eNneuSeS.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21
THOMAS LECTURES.
Hon. Hamilton w. 1Iabie to Deliver
Them This Year.


Them This Year.
The 1actur-s of the fourteenth course OF
the Thomas Museum Scholarship VIII oe.
gin at Richmond College on the evening
of Thursday. october estll. and eon. sa.a,
THO sfsist;np,,isl,ed lecturer Is Hamilton
wright MabIe, L H. D.. associate editor
Of sThe outlook" man of rare talent
and much eloquence. His subjects VIII
Thursday. october 18th. '.L:terasurs and
Life.
Criticism.
tura.'
tiers In America
The lectures viii be given IN the coi-
rege chapel on the evenings named. be-
ginning at sis promptly. Between As
and O'Clock: admission viii be by ticket.
After $40 o'clock persons without tickets
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21
IN BARTON HEIGHTS.
News Notes Abnut Suburban People
and Things.

News Notes About Suburban Pcop!e
and Things.
Mr. J. II. Rudd. who was struck by an
electric car on the Lakeside division. 3
now very Ill al rs home, in Brookland
Park, with typhoid fever.
Mr.. W. L. Neale, of Lester Manor, IS
now visiting some of his friends IN Brook
land Park
Mr.. Robert E. Edmond. of New York.
IS expected to visit here this week
The barton Heisn.s Lness Cup WIZ
hold their regular meeting Monday nlshI
at $3.50 o'clock at the Parish Hall, on
Barton Avenue and Battery Street.
Mr.. ". II. Bennett. of BrookiaEd PARK.
who was visiting some of MS friends IN
Canton, Pa. for some time. has returned
home.
MI. Charles Fl. Lanstord. of Montesro
Avenue. IS improving, aLtec rs recent Speis
Mr.. F. B. Traylor. OF BrookIand Park.
Ieft Friday OF business tip 20 Dur
ham, n. e., where ne VIII stay Two or
three wesks.
Miss Annie staaone ana Mss Mary
stewart VINO were visiting the Misses
Faoers, Of Wash ngton. D. c.. nave re-
turned to their hoa1a. on Lamb avenue
Mr.. Tom McCurdy, OF Rrookland Park.
Is eonfined 10 MS bed With cut on MS
foot.
Mrs. E. D. Graham. who spent the SUM
uer with her daughter. Mrs. S. o. Shell
buvne, OF F,armvfile. has returned 20 her
home, on North Avenue.
Mrs. w c. Goyne, OF North Avenue.
left Friday on an extended trip 20
the North
SIR. ". G. Gogne. of North Avenue. il
very sick al his noIne.
Mrs s.. %. Sheibarne and Mss Hyler
Graham, both OF Farmviile. Va. are eA-
pected to visit here soon.
Miss Lee, WHO has been visiting her
uncle, OF Church Hill. has returned 70 her
home, on North Avenue.
Mr.. A. D. Dennis and family. OF North
to Their new home, in Richmond
Mr. s. o. Wright, OF Eroosiand Park. is
IL
Miss Lizzie Riadick. Of Richmond. Is vis-
Ting her aunt. MIS-. W. NJ. Perkins. OF
Brook!aad Park.
The Juveniles OF Brookland Park, viii
give an entertainment at Mrs Charles
McCnrdg's.
AR. Eddie Fyland. who has heen at taa
Military Academy, Is now visiting ais
mother. on Aiontesso Avenue.
Mr.. J. II. Kennedy. o. fredericksburg.
Is now visiting some q h-s triss,ds ae
Barton Heights.
Mrs. W. D. Peyton VIII ieass soon on
an extended trip TO South Carolina
Mr. Cable Mercer. OF Lamb Avenue.
VINO has been sick for some time. y
c,nyalessinS.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21
A Sure Cure For
Indigestion and Dyspepsia.

The stomach is the laboratory of the body.
Keep it in order and disease cannot exist
T.ner's Dyspepsia Remedy increases the
appetite, assinlilates the food, aids digestion
and positively cures all stomach and bowel
troubles arising from weak and disordersd
digestion. 1t never fails, as thousands testify,
CURED AFTER YEARS OF SUFFERING.
Mr. W H. Clark, of Atlanta, Ga, says:
az suffered severely with dyspepsia for
ti,irty-five years, but thanks to Tyner's
Dyspepsia Remedy, II mas entirely cured
me and L am well again. 1t is the best
medicine on earth
Price so cents per large bottle. For sale
by all druggists. Six bottles for $3.50, or
sent by express onreceipl Of priceby TIMERS
DYSPEPSIA REMEDY Co. to73 5. Forsyth
ST., Atlanta, Ga.
Send SC. to peypos;age for sample bottle
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21
Small Sire.

The Academy of Music narrowly escap-
ed serious damage by fire yes
terday morning haze was started
in a pile of rubbish under the
steps In the front Of the build
ing. and in a few minutes, had it not
been detected, the front of the house
would have been mass Of flames. a still
alarm, was sent in a 16:2s o'clock, and the
chemical engine responded and put out
the FIRE.
Some excitement was occasioned by the
little blaze. though very little damage
was done The fire was probably caused
by a cigar stump or a lighted match being
thrown in the trash
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21
FOR MANY YEARS
Physicians Have Been Seeking Re-
liable Pile Cure.

lA.SbAS 4 '1O >'21C.
For years physicians have exparimented
in vain, seeking remedy which would
effectually cure piles and similar rectal
troubles without resorting 10 surgical
operations.
Many salves, oint-nsnts and other rene
dies we're found to give only temporary
relief, but none could os depended upon
to make a lasting, satisfactory cure.
Within the past few years, however, a
remedy called the Pyramid Pie Cure. has
been repeatedly tested in hundreds of
cases and with highly satisfactory results.
The first effect OF this remedy IS to in
stantly remove the pain and irritation
and from that time on the cure rapidly
progresses and before the patient is hard
~ aware of it he is entirely cured.
The Pyramid Pile Cure seems to act
directly upon the nerves and blood vessels
of the parts affected as il comes into dl-
rect contact with them and sets up a
Healthy action which in a perfectly natu-
raj way reduces the swelling and inflam-
nation.
The Pyramid Pile cure performs the
cure without pain or inconvenience to the
sufferer and is justly considered one of
the most meritorious discoveries of mod
ern medicine.
Piles is a most annoying and oftentimes
dangerous disease WITH which humanity
is afflicted. If neglected it frequently de-
yelons into fistula or some fatal or IN
durable rectal trouble, whereas by the
timely use OF this simple but effective
remedy no one need suffer Single DAY
Z from any form of piles.
The pyramid Pile Cure is perfectly
harmless, contains no mineral poison, OPT
ate or dangerous drug of any kind.
It is in suppos;tory form COMPOSED OF
a.nn,lient oils and astr:ngents and IS ap-
piled at night and absorbed saso the parts
affected during sleep
Druggists everywhere. sell fuil-sized
treatments OF the Pyramid Pile Cure at 50
cents per packa ge.
The uniform success Of the remedy has
made 1t the most popular and best known
Of any form Of gtrea tnentsfor pile
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21

In the Law and Equity Court vest r
day morning an order was entered amend
ing the charter of the knights of the
Mystic Chain, SO that the main officers of
the Order will be az Lynchburg and
changing some Of the officers
A1Irou 4. Conen ned SUIT for Mrs.
Mary f. Crawford against heIr husband.
George ". &. Crawford. Mrs. Crawford
asks divorce on the grounds of inf
deity
Morgan r. Mills & Co. Instituted suit
In the Law and Equity Court yesterday
afternoon against Thomas T. Stage for
q contract.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21
Knnclscn n Child Down.

Master Alfred Williams. Jr., the son
of Mr. Alfred Williams of this city, while
walking up Tenth Street to Bank yesterday
morning, accompanied by two OF his
companions, was knocked down and
kicked by Charles Hagan, q young man,
who sells the daily papea's around the
post-office.
The act was witnessed by number
of people who We're passing along the
stree t.
The lad was picked up by several gen
tle1nen He was not badly hurt.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1900-10-21
Funeral Service;

The funeral of Mr.. john \. Harris.
who died Thursday night at his home. at
New Kent Courthouse, will take place dt
noon to-day from Emma ms Baptist
Church, near Roxbury. ConFeyances will
meet those vino go from Richmond TO at
tend the services.
The funeral Of Mr. JOIN, r. Kilsroe
viii take place this afternoon at 3
O'Clock from the residence of Mr.. Will
liam r. Ferguson, No. Do Nicholson
Street.
The funeral of Mr. Emil A. spott took
place yesterday afternoon at 5 O'Clock
from the Bethlehem Luth: ran Church.