Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1900-11-21
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wearing d hecklle my Wife gave me
Bazaar.
I've got the best of the ould roll
way company for once in me loife y
How is that, Pat?' I'VE got retnr,
ticket to London, and lin a whisnor,
1 amt coming back. Tit Bits.
His liberal policy: Il believe in tal.
ing some things for granted "Ya-.
when you lent ME the novel Won sald
was so delightful, noticed the eovas
were not cut. Chicago Record
My parents may come between ~ i,
she faltered IF they do he exclaim.
ed, hotly, they must be pretty smsIlp
And he pressed her still closer to bis
manly breast.-Philadelphia Record
His uncalled-for apology: He-You
told your mother was sorry for bav.
ing made an idiot of myself at her din.
ner-party last night-what did she saw.
She-Oh, she said she noticed NOTHING
unusual, Bits.
$50 poor old Mr.. Clubite is deadn
Eyes. But he died happy" SIS thar
so?" Yes. Almost his last words
were that at last he was going to a
place where golf wouldn't be the only
burning question. "-Harper's Monthly.
Recognized Him: Mrs. Casey (read.
Ing war news)-Wan soljer wor NOR.
thai wounded, and his lasht words wor
Gimme whisky" Mrs. Dolan (whosa
husband is at the front)-Hivin HIN ma
fatherless children; thot wor Pat
Bazaar.
You say you were in three warsY'
asked the judge of the colored prisoner.
dat what l said, jedge." Name
them" well sub, l wuz cook To- de-
sojers in de war wild de Spaniels en-
den I bin married fo' times" atlanta
Constitution.
First Parrot-Say, that girl has been
to England since she was here. See.
ond Parrot-What makes you think sol
First Parrot-Why, she used to say:
Polly, want cracker" and now shs
says: Polly, want biscuit INDIAN
apolis Journal.
Johnny's current history: The teach.
er asked the scholars to write sen.
tence In which the word "chaster wa.
used. Johnny Wise, who keeps posted
on current events, wrote: "Aguinaldo
Is the most chaste man there is."-Bal.
timore American.
Opportunity provided: Its no won.
der those japanese troops cover them.
selves with glory What do YOU
mean?" "Why, the other foreign
commanders are polite enough to let
them do all the dangerous work.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Sallie de Witt-Thats Mrs. Allie Mo.
neigh. She has been married and dl.
vorced five times. Noel Llttle-How
remarkable for one so young in appear
ance! Her matrimonial reigns must
have been very short. Sallie de Witt
Mere showers!-Brooklyn Life.
No money in it: This comes from
making love to the daughter of a gen.
ius." what is the trouble, Tom?
why, her father has just invented a
parlor-clock that sounds an alarm at 10
o'clock, turns out the gas, and opens
the front door by a wire sprlng"-Chi-
cago News.
Jackson-See here, Unison, that con-
founded dog of yours kept up a contin-
ual howl under my window till o'clock
this morning. Unison (firmly)-lt
wasn't my dog, sir. Jackson-I'm glad
TO hear that, old man, because l hated
to ask you to bury the body; to whom
did you sell him ?-Life.
A Slim Excuse-A Connecticut girl
fell from her bicycle and hurt her knee.
When they examined the injury in the
drug store they found she had on three
pairs of stockings-golf, plain white,
and the everyday sort. No doubt her
excuse for wearing all that hosiery was
thin one.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Gratitude: Young Lady-Give me
one yard of-why, haven't 1 seen you
before? Dry-Goods Clerk-Oh, Maud,
can you have forgotten me? saved
your life at the seaside last summer.
Young Lady (warmly)-Why, of course
you did! You may give me two yards OF
this ribbon, please.-Boston Journal
Building a Reputation: Sitter from
Hawville)-What's this picture back Of
me? Photographer-Tha is "A paint
ing of the Hotel de Vile, Paris. 1t
makes a nice background for a photo
graph supposed to be taken out-of-
doors. Sitter-It's all right. Wait till
l get out my toothpick. Now go ahead
Chicago Tribune.
Didn't Follow Directions: Indignant
advertise to cure consump'
ton, don't you? DR.. Quack-Yes, sir
I never fail when my instructions are
followed. Indignant Patron-My son
took your medicine for year and then
died. DR.. Quack-My instructions
were not followed; told him to take
1t for two TRANSATLANTIC
The Chinese minister had just been
to see the Secretary of State. "Wha'
was the result of the conference De-