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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
February 20, 1900.

II am indebted TO One Minute Cough
Cure for my health and life. 1t cured
me Of lung trouble following grippe
Thousands owe their lives to tho prompt
action of this never failing remedy. 1t
cures coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis,
pneumonia, grippe and throat and lung
troubles. Its early use prevents con-
sumption. 1t is the only harmless rem
edy that gives immediate results. Ire.
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
Tho Rstort Culinary.

OF ours Maggie, If you intend to get
married, that Is your business, said the
mistress to her cook; but you mustn't
forget that marriage ia a very serious
matter.
Yes ma'am; / know 1t Is sometimes,
remarked the domestic, but maybe III
have better luck than You did.-Chicago
Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26

If the reader of this should chance to
know of any one who is subject to at
greater favor than to tell him of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1t always gives prompt relief.
For sale by A.. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
WORKING NIGHT AND DAY

WORKING NIGHT AND DAY
The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made Is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Every pill is a sugar-coated
globule Of health, that changes weak
ness into strength, listlessness into en-
ergy, brain-fag into mental power.
They're wonderful in building up the
health. Only CSC per box. Sold by
Fischer & Co.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache, Pains in various parts
Of the body, Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach, LOSS of appetite, Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences of impure blood. No matter
how 1t became 80, 1t must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
scrofulous or syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. 1t is certainly a
wonderful remedy, and we sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
The Savage Bachelor.

There Is one thing | would like to
know, said the Savage Bachelor.
Is that possible? asked the Sweet
Young Thing, with some acerbity; this
occurring at the breakfast hour, when
lovely woman Is at her unsweetest.
Yes. l want to know why nearly all
these women who have distinguished
themselves by a display of brains look
so much like men?-Indianapolls Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
Keeps Them Occupied.

They get along real we'll since his
mother came to live with them, too.
Goodness me! Two mothers-in law in
the house?
Yes, but you see the old ladies are
kept so busy fighting with each other
that they don't have time to make trouble
between the young folk.-Philadelphia
Evening Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
A-h-h--hi

A butterfly was captured in a church
in Jamaica, VT, Q few days ago. Doubt
less he was tempted to enter the edifce
by the flowers on the ladies' bonnets.
Poor little fool! But It Is not butter
flies alone that female millinery draws
into church.-Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
Or sale at Fischer's drug store.
'Twould Drtve One to DrinkI

Fretful Child want to look at that
moon!
Weary Father-Well, why don't you?
1t is right up there in the sky. Look at
1t as much as you please.
Fretful~ Child-Aw, l want to look at
the other side of the moon now
Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26

There is no better medicine for the
babies than Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. It's pleasant taste and prompt and
effectual cures make it a favorite with
mothers and small children. 1t quickly
cures their coughs and colds, preventing
pneumonia or other serious conse-
quences. 1t also cures Group and has
been used in tens of thousands of cases
without a single failure so far as we have
been able to learn. 1t not only cures
Group, but when given as soon as the
croupy cough appears, will prevent the
attack. In cases Of w%hooping cough it
liquefies the tough mucus, making it
easier to eXpectorate, and lessons the
severity and frequency of the paroxysms
of coughing, thus %depriving that disease
OF all dangerous consequences. For
sale by A, C, Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
A Fitting Name.

And what do you call that wheel whiz-
zing around there? inquired a visitor in
the machinery department.
South American Republic, sir, an
swered the guide.
That's odd. What do you call it that
for?
Owing to the number Of its revolutions,
sir.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
An Up-to.Date Post.

How In the world did q %Scribbler-
get his poem published?
Didn't You hear? He wrote a constant.
reader letter to the editor, requesting
that 1t be printed .-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
The Burlington Route Changes Tim

The Burlington Route Changes Time
On and after
Sunday, February rs,
the B~urlington's Chicago Special
leaves Denver 900 a. m.
arriving Chicago and
st. Louis 2:15 p. m.
NEXT DAY.
The service is as good
as the time Is fast
sleepers, diner,
library and chair cars.
One of the sleepers
comes through from San Francisco.
You can get aboard it
In Colorado
AT YOUR OWN HOME
and go right through to Chicago
without a single change
of cars.
G. w. Vallery, Gen'l Agent,
1899 Seventeenth ST.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26

g. H. Appleton, Justice of Peace,
Clarksburg, N. j., says, "DeWttt's Little
Early Risers are the best pills made for
constipation. We use no Others" Quick
ly cure all liver and bowel troubles.
Treland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
Very Appropriate.

Josh M. Long-Did you notice the very
appropriate flower Lord de Broke wore
when he was married to Lolita Coyne?
Cora Fay-No. What was 1t?
Josh M. Long-A marigold.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
The Wrong Line

It's too bad, said the condoling friend.
l thought you were right in line of pro-
motion.
No; m%ournfully replied the man who
had lost his job! I was right in the
firing line.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
Another One.

''Your husband used to be rather stout,
but now he's thin. What caused it.
anti-fat?'
ooh, no! This is my second husband.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
An Editors Life Saved by Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy.

During the early part of October, 1896,
! contracted a bad cold which settled on
my lungs and was neglected until !
feared that consumption had appeared
in an incipient state. | was constantly
coughing and trying to expel something
which l could not. l became alarmed
and after giving the local doctor a trial
bought a bottle Of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the result was immediate
improvement, and after | had used three
bottles my lungs were restored to their
healthy state.-B. s. EDWARDS, Pub
Usher of The Review, Wyant, III. For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA,
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep.
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26

Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware
Of counterfeit and worthless salye Of
fered for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
DeWitt's is the only original. An in
fallible cure for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
The Shining Morning Face.

1.-The shining morning face" must
have originated in S~hakespeare's mag
ination or merely had reference to soap
and water luster rather than the reflex
Of spiritual content, for there r sur
prisingly few men, women or children
who get anything like a shining face
until the morning has merged well in
to the afternoon. To get out Of the
bed on the wrong side is said to be re-
sponsible for much Of the gloom that
clouds the morning ~countenance, but I
believe 1t is due more to habit than
any particular extraneous circum-
stance governing it.
Women more than either men or chill
dren are most prone to this morning
distemper, and the girl who comes to
breakfast really bright and happy is a
rarity, as the members of many house
holds a testify. She gets up cross,
she has either oversight o. not slept
enough. She finds the house too cool
or the day too hot; she wants mullins
when they have rolls and answers
grumpily the greetings of the other
members of the family. She is not q
joyous item of the early day, and her
father is glad to escape to his Office to
avoid the lowering looks and slovenly
appearance that will all be changed
by the time the evening meal arrives,
he knows, but it is awfully unpleasant
while the period Of semiwakefulness
is on. In later years her husband has
to bear the burden of this same trait,
and 1t does not the more endear him to
her, that Is certain. Let her fight
against it at it's first appearance, re-
solving that II she cannot be as oh.
viously pleasant as in the evening she
will at least present a cheerful counte-
nance and secure for herself a shining
morning face that will be an inspira.
ton and not a depression to those who
must look upon 1t at the breakfast ia
ble.-Philadelphia Times.
Women at Congregational Council.
Professor Margaret J.. Evans, Mrs.
Isabella Armitage and DR.. Grace N.
Kimball were the three women among
the As speakers at the great Interna-
tional Congregational council held in
Boston recently. Miss Evans is pro-
lessor of English literature and mod
ern languages at Carleton college,
Mortified, MINI. She is also presi-
dent Of the Minnesota State Federation
Of Women's Clubs and chairman Of the
educational committee Of the General
Federation. Mrs. Armitage ID the wife
Of Professor Elkanah Armitage Of
Leeds and Is prominent in Congrega.
tional church work In England. DR..
Kimball Is now assistant physician at
Vassar college, but is best known for
her organization Of the Industrial re.
lief work at Van after the Armenian
massacres, a work that saved thou.
sands from starvation by the best
method-that Of helping them to help
themselves. She had to leave Turkey
to nave her life, and the sultan has
forbidden her to return. Mrs. Armitags
and Professor Evans are both Of them
tall women, Of ine presence. DR.. Kim.
ball, before the meeting, privately ex.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
Proof Positive.

Wabash lat the club)-Oh, by the way
I've got a good story to tell you, ole
I'm sure l never told it to you be-
fore.
Dearborn-You are positive, it's a good
one, are you?
Wabash-Certainly: L
Dearborn (resignedly)-Go ahead then.
You never told it to me.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
An Exclamation.

l don't see why 40 many people envy
a character like Napoleon.
It's due to the native egotism Of the hui
man race. Every man imagines that
If he had been in Napoleon's place he
would have been considerably smarter
and managed to keep away from st.
Helena.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
A Gifted Girl.

Cautious Patterson, has this young
woman you want to marry any domestic
accomplishments?
Infatuated Youth-Domestic accom-
%plishments? Why pop, she can make
Welsh rabbit to beat the band.-Indiana-
polls Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26

The New Mexican job department. and
~ large force 81 employees can al any
order sxpeditiously.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
EXPERIENCE IS the BEST TEACHER. USE

Acker's English Remedy in any case Of
coughs, colds or Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, none refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
No Trouble at All.

How did you and Miss Wheeler get so
we'll acquainted?
Oh, we learned to ride a tandem with
each other and, of course we were,
thrown together a great .-Philadel-
phia Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
Helping Him Along.

How did you come to pluck up enough
courage to propose to Miss Frisble, Bunt-
Ing?
Well, she suggested that l had better
not send her an expensive Valentine this
year, but save my money to 90 to house
keeping, confessed Bunting.-Detroit
Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26

When the condi-
tons are right the
light leap of a
Chamois may start
an avalanche which
will bury a village
alive. It takes but
a little thing when
the conditions are
right to PROSTATE a
healthy looking
a Hastily eaten
meals, i'll digested
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
DYSPEPSIA CAN BE CURED BY USING
ACkER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold In handsome tin boxes at
rs cts.
For sale of Eisohar,a drug afora
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26

81 think | would 60 crazy with pain
we're 1t not for Chamberlain's Palm
Balm writes Mr.. w. a. Stapleton,
Herminie, Pa. 81 have been afflicted
with rheumatism for several years and
have tried remedies without number, but
Palm Balm is the best medicine / have
got hold Of" One application relieves
the pain. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26

and labor can bridge. Aching void IS
really the proper expression, for when
q high shoe is assumed after some
months Of wearing low ones the UNI
fortunate feels as if she were in a
straitjacket = as regards her feet
or straight shoes would perhaps be
better-and presents a pitiable sight as
she attempts to get over the ground
with her accustomed ease and grace.
This begets the summer walk, which
is the natural consequence of the sum-
mer ankle.
Innumerable times have the maids
decided that the low shoe must GO;
that in the cause Of beauty they will
suffer and be strong wen to the point
of heat prostration, but they generally
succumb at the first approach Of the
thermometer to the nineties, so that Is
why the summer ankle Is with us this
season and will be with us next warn
weather and forever so many nexts.
But it does seem a pity that it and
the time for wearing short skirts
should come together, doesn't it?-Bal-
timore News.
Faithful Mary, the Attendant.
One Of the most faithful as well as
best known employees of the New
Haven railroad is Mary, who has been
an attendant in the woman's waiting
room at the station in Boston for IS
years. During these many years of
service she has never been absent from
her post a single day.
While the great snowStorm of last
February was raging bets were freely
made at the station that Mary's won
derful record for attendance would be
broken, but the ones who bet on her
nonappearance were losers, for she
came blowing her way through the
SNOW only an hour and a half beyond
her usual time.
She is not due at the station until 6
4. M, but she generally arrives at 5
and long before 6 o'clock has it clean
ed and busted for the days business.
Her record for honesty is almost as
remarkable as for punctuality. During
her % years Of service she has found
and returned money and articles to
the value of $4,000. One instance of
this faithful work will suffice: A wo-
man milliner, on her way to New York,
left a bag containing 5000 on the seat
when she left the station to take the
train. She did not miss the money till
she reached New York and then could
not remember where she had left it.
Mary, in the meanwhile, deposited
the money in the safe and awaited the
travellers return. She has a wonderful
faculty for remembering faces and felt
sure she would recognize the woman,
for she had noticed her while she was
waiting. 1t was two or three weeks
afterward when she again appeared in
the station, and Mary, in a cautious
way, proceeded to interview her. She
500 knew that she had discovered the
owner Of the money, and when it was
returned the milliner was so overcome
with Joy that she left without giving
Mary a cent.-New York Mail and Elk
press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26
BURLINGTON ROUTE
New Time Card, February 25.

Chicago Special leaves Denver 900 u. m.
Vestibuled Flyer leaves Denver 1000 p. IN.
For Omaha, Chicago, Kansas City, st. Louis
Tickets at offices of connecting lines.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26

food, means a body Ill nourished, a nerv-
Gus system on starvation rations and the
blood sluggish and corrupt.
There is no protection against the ava
lanche. There is protection against dis
ease. When the nerves are unstrung,
the mind is irritable, the stomach weak
and distressed after eating, the brain dull
and stupid, the conditions are ripe for
serious illness. This may be averted and
the system restored to sound health by
the use of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. 1t cleanses the blood,
strengthens the stomach and organs of
digestion and nutrition, nourishes the
nerves, and produces sound and vigorous
health.
six years ago last August, writes Mr.. Daniel
A. Carter, of Yost, Rowan Co., N. c., ~ was
attacked with malarial fever was In bed nine
days, and then taken with chills. Had this six
months. My spleen became enlarged, and
was in bed off and on for four years. went to
pepsia, others said / had liver trouble. So l paid
out money and nothing did me any good. Last
August two years ago, I commenced taking DR..
Pierce's medicines, and used ten bottles, and
now I can do as big a days work as any man. l
am 80 years old. nov weigh 1870 pounds"
The Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser has been aptly termed "the
Bible of the Body" 1t is sent free on
receipt of stamps to defray expense of
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-02-26

e. w. MARTINDELL,
Gen. Frt. and Pass Agent,
Amarillo, Tex, and Carlsbad, n. M.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-01
MOTHER GOOSE TO DATE. =

Sing your song of nonsense 4
Your party can't deny
They would like TO have those :
colonies 4
Baked in an imperial pie. =
When such pies are opened 4
Bullets continue 10 sing:
Is 1t peace, prosperity and =
happiness" :,
Or militarism they bring? 4
V. s. !
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-01
BRYAN A SURE WINNER.

HE TIDINGS of approaching victory brought from Chi
cage by National Committeeman Dunbar has inspired
the bimeaists of this region. Such was not
surprising unexpected Predictions of victory
being made by all returning travellers from the Even
saunch Republicans tell the tale though with manifest
regret and sometimes with almost fearful sadness with
prophetic vision they behold the lost federal fishes
1t should surprise that Bryan infinitely
than four years ago. Mckinley correspondnglv
weaker When Bryan nominated in 1896 almost
unknown except IN the He painted revouonist
as teacher of sedon, the apostle of financial dhono The
money owners OF the cOeced caioed
the and the great middle opposition to him. and
he defeated In the years that passed since that
memorable campaign the slow thinking conservatives have
studied Bryan studied before they have
passed their verdict upon him. They have that he
possesses complete sincerity that his integrity absolute that
he OF high ideals to which he always
they regard him the superior of Mr. Mckinley while pos
They believe that elected, he will be president
they desire real the White House instead of
or the trade combinations which menace the country
While MI Bryan has grown UNNECESSARILY in the popular
estimation, Mr. Mckinley has shrunk every month
OF his administration has had its separate scandal;
through every department of the government avotism
Tor the worthless of the campaign contributor the presi
dent has outlined public policy only change
greedy demands OF his bosses he has overTden the
sttut1On OF the United States made laughing
the Declaration of Independence There scarcely
American tradition that has been deded by him and his
nst advisers who place dividends above party country
Conditions throughout the easily surmsed
the gOngs and fro of Hanna, his loss temper
his abusive attack Bryan, his commands the big copo
raton to come down with money his half renzied
that the Republicans shake apathv-hs net
lose the election.
Today every indication points the certain election
Mr.. Bryan and the triumph of bimetalsn If present
popular until majority will be greater
than McKinleys in 1896 or Clevelands in 1892
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-01
AT HUMBERT'S DEATHBED.
CBy the Marquise de Fontenoy.)

VI
1t now turns out that the reason why
the late king of Italy left no viii was
because he did not wish to place on
public record what he had done in a
financial sense for the Duchess Eugene
or Lltta, between whom and the wild
owed queen most dramatic meeting
took place beside the deathbed of Hum
bert. If he had drawn will he would
have been obliged to have given an ac-
count of the stewardship of his pri-
vate fortune, and this would have not
alone exposed the duchess to obIoquy
but likewise have deeply panied Queen
Marguerite.
The Duchess of Litta, who is now
in her sixtieth year, and who was IA
nous in the latter SOS as the most
beautiful woman in Italy, bore to Hum
pert a son, who made his appearance
In the world only a few months after
the birth Of the present king. The boy,
who was given the name of Alfonso
and was the very image Of Humbert,
died as an officer of cavalry five years
ago, Whereupon the duchess sold her
Jewels and ali her art treasures in or
der to build and endow an annex to
the hospital at Milan. King Humbert
himself, who attended the young fell
lows funeral, devoted 1000 900 francs
to the foundation of a children'S hos
pital at Milan in his memory The
duchess thereupon withdrew to her
country seat, which bordered on the
royal park and country residence of
Monza, and Queen Marguerite never
liked Monza on this account, going
there as little as possible for fear of
meeting the duchess.
During the night following the as
sasSinatiOn the duchess, on learning of
the tragedy, forced her way into the
palace and, penetrating into the pri-
waite apartments of the queen, threw
herself at the Iatter'S feet. entreated
her pardon for the unhappiness which
she had caused her and humbIy be
sought her majesty for permission to
see the king
Queen Marguerite, with that gener-
oSity which is among the most admir-
able features of her character, raised
the now white-haired and sadly broken
duchess from the ground. kissed her
in token of her forgiveness. conducted
her by the hand to the bed on which
Humbert lay dead. and withdrew, leav-
ing the duchess quite alone with the
murdered monarch for several minutes
She then returned to fetch her and
accompanied her to the entrance of her
apartment, bidding her a kindly fare
we'll.