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1 Vunder Wy.

Ven / cum home py nighd dimes, yet,
Und sid down py chair,
Und small wee fiddle hantS dey make
Some pullings nit my hair;
Und ven a voice midould some words
To my voice has replied,
/ vunder w my face id makes
A smile yust tempt fleets vide.
Ven xee small leedle hants dey crap
My vedder-beaden nose,
Und dare is kickings from lod
Uf leedle pink-vite toes;
Und leetle eyes eey blink ad me,
Und say. s'Achi L know your
l yunder Wy / ged some smiles
Dot breaks my face in two?
Ven leetle eyes are closed in sleeb,
Und his wee chuppy hant
1t hollis my finger tight so he
Feels safe in fairylant,
l vunder Wy from ouid my eyes
thrush away der tears,
Und ask der goot Lord, ''Uf you please,
Be kind through all der years.
Baltimore American.
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A Thousand Tongues

Could not express the rapture of
Annie E. Springer of 1925 Howard ST.,
Philadelphia, Pa, when she found
that DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption had completely cured
her of a hacking cough that for many
years had made life burden All
other remedies and doctors could give
her no help, but she says of this Royal
Cure-'it soon removed the pain in
my chest and l can now sleep soundly.
something / can scarcely remember of
doing before. / feel like sounding it's
praise throughout the Universe" So
will everyone who tries DR.. Kings
New Discovery for any trouble of the
Throat, Chest or Lungs. Price soc
and S1.00. Trial bottles free at Jones
& Gibson's Drug Store; every bottle
guaranteed. 5
What has become of the old-fash-
Toned Sherman county farmer wi o
brought small piece of corn bread
to town with him for lunch?-say
about the year '94.-Goodland News.
The last we heard of him he was tax
ing his meals at the hotel. You will
not see him again until after Bryan
is elected.-Russell Record.
Cleanse the liver, purify the blood.
III NiSOidoC OHC oOuy ny uSlIlS LIE w IGU )
Little Early Risers. These famous
little pills always act promptly. Jones
s. Gibson, Druggists.
w. A. Reeder, the Republican NOM
inee for congress for the Sixth dis
trIct, may not be as brilliant a speak
er as Tom Reed, but it will take lot
of gall for man who ever voted for
Baker for congress to make any slight
ing remarks on that subject-Con-
cordia Empire.
So say we all And you might add
Tully Scott and Mccormick to the list
with the Old Man-Beloit Gazette.
w. w. Mayhem, Merton, Wis, says.
II consider One Minute Cough Cure
a most wonderful medicine, quick
and safe" 1t is the only harmless
remedy that gives immediate results.
1t cures coughs, colds, Group, bronchi-
tbs. grippe, whooping cough, pneu-
monia and all throat and lung dis
eases. Its early use prevents con-
sumption. Children always like it
and mothers endorse it. Jones &
Gibson, Druggists.
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For Sale by Jones 6 Gibson.

Finally he used Kodol Dyspepsia
| Cure and now eats what he likes and
as much as he wants, and he feels like
a new man. 1t digests what you eat.
Jones & Gibson, Druggists.
Leaving Reeder's speech entirely
out of the question and he is making
the best congressman this district
ever had. He is accomplishing more
for his district than any man we ever
sent to congress. 1t has been quite
the popular thing for the past few
weeks for the people to condemn Mr..
Reeder because he was not an orator,
but gentlemen, the best United States
senator Kansas ever had was one of
the weakest orators we ever sent to
Washington, but he did things for
the people who sent him and we ask
you to give his record in the house
and in the departments as much at
tention for the next month or two, as
you have given his speech for the past
few weeks and see if you don't forget
the speech and remember only the
good things he is doing. or course
the fellow who didn't get the post
Office will never forgive him, but we
have confidence that the honest peo-
pie will give due credit to deserv-
ing public servant.-Phillipsb Dis
match
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H. Clark, Chauncey, Ga, says De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve cured him
of piles that had afflicted him for
twenty years 1t is also speedy
cure for skin diseases. Beware of
dangerous counterfeitS. Jones *
Gibson. Druggists.
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The large and increasing circulation
of the Live Stock Indicator in this
county is matter for congratulation
to the publishers and to good farming
for, of all the papers of its class in the
county, it is easily the best and most
helpful. Its special Farmers Insti-
tute editions, issued with the regular
edition the first week in each month,
have been for years the admiration of
all practical farmers. Written wholly
by farmers, they are full of actual ex-
perience and smell of the soil. We
have been fortunate enough this sea-
son to secure terms for The Indicator
and its Special Farmers Institute
Editions, together with The Poultry
Farmer and The Farmers Mutual In
surance Journal, four of the most val
liable farm publications in the coun-
try, that enable us to offer the four
in connection with our own paper for
US1. 25@
for the entire five, one year. This is
emphatically good thing, and no
farmer in this county should fail to
take advantage of the offer. For a
large line of thoroughly practical
farm reading nothing has ever been
offered before that equals it. A coun-
ty paper, farm paper, a poultry pa
per, a farm insurance paper and the
Special Farmers Institute, all for
S1.25. Come in and order them
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A Frightful Blunder

Will often cause a horrible Burn,
Scald, Cut or BruiSe. Bucklen's A mica
Salve, the best in the world, will kill
the pain and promptly heal it. Cures
Old Sores, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils,
Felons, all Skin Eruptions. Best Pile
cure on earth. Only 25c box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by Jones & Gibson,
Druggist. 5
This is going to be an expensive
wear for pop campaigners- Those old
banners. ga vote for Mckinley means
twenty-five cent wheat and eight ce.. t
corn" 1.-THE gold standard means mil
lions of tramps," etc, can't be used
this year, and new ones will have to
be bought. Marion Record.
J. 1. Carson, Prothonotary, Wash
ington, Pa, says, II have found KO-
dol Dyspepsia Cure an excellent rem
edy in case of stomach trouble, and
have derived great benefit from it's
use.' 1t dIgests what you eat and
can not fail to cure. Jones s. Gibson,
Druggist.
The Trego County Holiness assocla-
tion will hold its next convention at
the Ridgway school house, April 26-
PROGRAM:
1000 a. m.-Opening exercise-Matt'e
Marquand.
Bible exposition-E. Line
Praise service Albert
Lindberg.
Dinner.
1:30 D. m.-Business meeting.
Bible reading. +. Bar
clay.
Prayer and testimony
Ella HixSon
Sermon-Rey. E. E. Gunc-
KEEL
Come everybody.
ELSIE STEPHENS, Sec
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FOR SALE.

Two fine st. Huburt-W Wallace (IIam-
bletonian) colts, ages = and 3, well
bred, large and handsome. Would
make fine stock horses. Also some
other good horses and some cattle
INQUIRE of S. NJ. HUTzEL.
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II troubled with rheumatism. give
Chamberlain's Pain-Balm a trial. 1t
will not cost you cent if it does you
no good. One application will relieve
the pain. 1t also cures sprains and
bruises in one-third the time required
by other treatment. Cuts, burns.
frostbites, quinsy, pains in the side
and chest, granular and other swell
ings are quickly cured by applying it,
Every bottle warranted Price, %
and so cts. Jones & Gibson, Drug
giStS. 81
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chow for State Senator from Thomas
county will not be confined to any
particular political party. He will
receive the votes of all the Republi-
cans and a large number of Populists
and Democrats. because of the high
esteem in which he is held by all ac-
qualntances. While Mr.. BuSchow has
always been loyal Republican his
associations in a business way with
the people of Thomas county OF all
political parties have been most sat
iSfactOry-Colby Tribune
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captain IL. y OSDOrn, the nrSt pop
secretary of state, was a delegate
from Sumner township. just before
the convention adjourned he was
called for a speech. He talked pOpu-
ism, socialism and anarchy. In clos
ing, he said he had grown gray and
tired in the cause of reform; that the
republican party was the worst enemy
the masses of this country had to con-
tend with; that the only way to de-
throne the present national admins
tration (which has brought happiness
and prosperity into so many homes)
was to unite all the discordant fac
tionS that are opposed to republican,
ism; that is the reforms demanded by
the populists could not be accomplish
ed by the ballot he, for one, was in
favor of the bullet! And this inflam-
mable sentiment received the ap-
plause of few men who are always
ready to indorSe the anarchiStic ut
terances of any political puke. Such
talk was frequently heard during the
early stages of populism, but was
never popular with the great masses
of patriotic KanSans. The Farmer has
no hesitancy in saying that no man
in this day and age should be permit
ted to indulge in such reasonable ut
teranceS. The man who does is who'll
ly devoid the instincts of patriotic
American citizen.-Osborne Farmer.
In almost every neighborhood there
is some one whose life has been saved
by Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy, or who has been
cured of chronic diarrhoea by the use
of that medicine. Such persons make
point of telling of 1t whenever OPP
portunity offers, hoping that it may
be the means of saving others lives.
For sale by Jones & Gibson, Druggists.
half of the voters believed or profess
ed to believe that the country was
going to everlasting ruin if free COIN
age of silver was not adopted. Less
than forty-onc months since election
day the free silver advocates are tum-
bling over each other to join the Nc
Kinley procession. Denver alone has
a Mckinley club of 500 men who four
years ago were wild for Bryan. All
over the country men are renouncipg
the old fallacy. And vet the Demo-
Gratis fondly claim that the people
will forget this lesson and be deceived
by some new campaign cry.-K. c.
(Kan.) Gazette.
w IT Sb,Dman PaardSJav MINI
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w. H. ShIpman. Beardsley, Mimi,
under oath says he suffered from dys-
pepsia for twenty-five years. Doctors
and dieting gave but little relief.
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This Sanitarium is quiet Hospital with fifty
rooms for the accom- mediation of patients and
in supplied with all the latest remedial rleaua
kuown to science, and Instruments required in
modern surgery.
Rapture Piles, FistuIa Structure and var,.
cocele are radically and permanently cured by
our surgical oPerdtion IN from nxe 10 hfteen
ever cure these troubles We annually cure
hund reds of this class of patients. leaving them
In a vigorous. healthy condition Organic Weak
ness, Nervous Debility, Premature Decline of
Manly Powers, Involuntary Vital Losses. Inn
paired Memory. Mental Anxiety, Absence of
viii Power. Melancholy. Weak Back, and
kindred affections, are speedily. thoroughly and
permanently cured II you are afflicted with any
disease requiring either Medical Surgical
skill, and cannot visit us. write description of
your case and will cheerfuily answer, giving
our opinion. together with probable cost of q
cure. and such other in formation YOU NAV
dosirs. Address all comm unications
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Clubbing Offers.

We herewith present partial list
of the papers we will club with dur
ing the year:
The World and
Democrat semi-weekly. .-.........1 80
Chicago Inter-Ocean weekly ....- -.....1 35
Topeka Capital semi-weekIy ........ IL IS
Kansas City Journal weekly .....-......-1 Is
Kansas City Star weekly -....-.....---. Il Is
Topeka Mail and Breeze weekly ..........1 80
Farm Jouruel monthly Observation-Disclosures 90
Household (magazine) monthly. Boston L p
Live Stock Indicator weekly =
Poultry Farmer monthly q, ~
Institute edition monthly go. ~ %
Insurance Journal monthly.
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healer Best for all skin sickness
d head ulcers gnulated
eyelids piles. Banner Save"
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ESubscribe for the WORLD.
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Cleanse the liver, purify the blood.
invigorate the body by using DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. These famous
little pills always act promptly. Jones
s. Gibson, Druggists.
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04
kits Too Much For the Canaries.

An officer of a Highland regiment
arrayed in a kilt created Il sensation
in Las Palmas recently and narrowly
escaped arrest for being improperly
attired. He had landed from The trans
port Lake Erie, and on the promenade
and in the hotels the unusual sight Of
"man-petticoat" caused a huttcr
among the ladies.
Girls turned their heads away on
seeing him pass" says the FL Tele-
grafo OF Las Palmas, and screamed
as If they had seen poisonous rep
tile. We noticed that certain ones
amused themselves with an insane
curiosity as TO his Scotch stockings"
After describing the Highlander as
wearing garment which. from The
waist downward was Il kind Of loin
cloth that exposed half his thigh the
I'll TELEGRAPH censures the Town Coun-
eli for allowing any one 10 appear in
such guise.-LCnOOn Daily Mail.
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04
GIBSON & COBEY'S COLUMN.
Weekly News Items OF
Great Importance to
Readers Of this
Paper.

We have two stores, one at 32J 18th
Street, n E., between Cand d Streets,
the other at 1915 G Street, n. f.,
Corner 18th and G. Streets.
II you come to either store you will
get treated right, and when your pur
Chases have been made you will be
satisfied that you never got such bar
gains before,
We are not in business for the fun
of Ithe thing, but we are satisfied to
handle standard goods on a small
margin of profit.
Parties travelling the Benning road
or the Bladensburg road either, should
stop at our 18th and G Street store.
since it is only one square from II
Street, and only one-half square from
Maryland Avenue.
Among other STANDARD goods we
handle Loffler' smoked hams, Lofier's
corned hams, Lofler's smoked sau-
sage, goods that are acknowledged by
every b ody to be the very best
We are having large run on a
special brand of elegant -four that is
superior to other more expensive
brands. Large sack so cents, half
size 25 cents. BY using this -four your
bread will cost you less than cents
per loaf. When you learn our price
by the barrel you will want about two
barrels at time.
Our choice roast beef from cents
TO II cents per pound will do you
good. Our steaks run from 10 cents
to 1s cents per pound, but they are
first class
Soap, starch and soap powder are
way down in price.
In the matter Of canned goods we
can usually save you from l cent to 3
cents per can.
We guarantee to please. By that
we mean we guarantee to please YOU
in the matter of service as well as in
the matter of price,
We deliver all orders within reas-
enable distance and deliver them
promptly.
What we save in the matter of low
rent you get the benefit of in the
shape of low prices. A trial order will
convince you of this.
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04
A sad Mistake.

A good storyicomes from Irvine way,
which may be taken with q pinch Of
salt On one Of the vessels at the har-
Dor there is Il young SOL 2f Erin who
acts as cook, etc. The crew is not
large, and evidently Of frugal turn
Of mind, and in consequence the cook )
duties never varied since his arrival
a month ago from the work Of clean
ing and cutting herring tat least so
the story goes. The skipper wien W
town decided on a change, and pur.
chased u quantity Of sausagcs. These
he handed over to the cook to pre-.
pare, and the crew waited with i'm.
patience on the dinner At last it was
ready, aud the boy proud of his
efforts, served up the dainties. The
captain looked for the sausages, but
the pan contained only a mass Of
skins! The boy, following his usual
custom, had treated them the same
as herrings. Glasgow Evening Times.
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04

The tendons Of the hind legs Of beef
cattle have hitherto gone to the glue
factory. A Dutch inventor now makes
them into artificial whalebone. The
tendons are thoroughly dried, tanned
in a solution of chromate of aluminium
and salt, pressed between warm plates
and finally cut into strips ot tie size
desired.
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04
LoNEuEsT WOMAN OF ALL.
She is From Washington and Lives on
"a Seal Island.

She is From washington ana Lives ON
"a Seal Island.
Without doubt the loneliest woman,
that is to say, the one farthest re-
moved from her kind, in all these
United States Of America, is Mrs.
CLARK, of Washington, the wife of Ma
jor +. w. Clark, Government agent
of the Pribylof or Seal Islands in the
Bering Sea, says the Washington Star.
This group, composed Of the two small
islands Of st. Paul and St George,
are the homes Of nearly all the seals
remaining in existence, and they are
about 1900 miles west Of the entrance
of Puget Sound, and about 200 north
west of the Aleutian Islands, begin
ming at Unimak Pass. st. George,
which is the smaller of the two, be-
ing about six or twelve miles in extent,
is forty miles from st. Paul, and 1t
has a population Of about 100 Aleuts,
and four or five whites, a physician,
and two or three clerks of the North
American Commercial COmpany,which
controls the sea business and has
stores ara warehouses on both ISL
ands. The little village Of st. George
contains twenty-five or thirty houses
including the company's buildings, the
agents house and n Greek church
There are no other houses on the isl.
ands and Mrs Clark is the only white
woman. Her home is q small cottage
OF four rooms, very cozy and comfort
able, with books and pictures and Il
fine outlook over the sea She does
no cooking in her own house, rs the
Government officials take their meals
at the company house, near by. Mrs,
Clarl,'s nearest neighbor is the wife
Of the agent on the St Paul, who is
less lonely because she has with her
two children, Mrs Clarl's children be.
ing grown and having their own
homes in the States. There is no com
munication between the islands except
by one Of the cOmpany's ships and by
revenue cutters. as other ships are not
permitted to visit the islands. These
ships come only in the summer, and
! from Ocober until June Mrs. Clark
does not expect to see any one or
hear anything from the United States,
or to send word home no matter what
happens. Sickness, death, disaster
| may come to her far off in that for
! bidding sea- or may visit her own at
home, but no word may come or go
until navigation is resumed St.
George is absolutely without trees,
but its rolling surface and mountains,
! 1000 feet high, are beautifully green
with coarse grass and moss, and
wild flowers Of brilliant hues dot the
! level stretches near the sea. Blue foxes
abound, and over the rocks at the
waters edge thousands and thousands
| Of seals in ceaseless activity disport
! themselves noslessly day and night
| from June until December, while mill.
| ions Of water fowl hll the air and he
| sea and flutter about the cliffs. Three
hundred days in the year the weather
| is dark and dismal, and fogs hide the
! islands for days at a time. The cold
is never excessive, but the winter
storms are severe, and terrific gales
| sweep over the sea and land There is
no harbor and ships come to anchor
a mile or more from shore.-Philadel-
! phia Inquirer.
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04
NORTHEAST WASHINGTON BUSINESS MEN
Who want the trade of the people of Northeast WASH
ngton and the outlying Suburbs and the rea-
SONS why.
POPULAR SCIENCE.

Color photography will doubtless in
time be of great use for reproducing
the medical and surgical aspects Of
disease. Mr.. Ives has experimental
upon this subject with his 'kroms.
kop" 1t is easy to sec its usefulness
for lecturing and teaching purposes.
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04
Woods Commercial College.

One of the leading and mcst prom.
inent educational institutions 10 the
District OF Columbia is Woods Com.
mercial College, which is situated al
BIZ East Capitol street. Parents hav.
lag children TO educate will 9nd it to
their advantage to send them to the
above college, where they will receive
thor )ugh business education. Ad.
dress Court +, Wood, LII. NJ, Prin-
e.NAl. "
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04
.pnln,s King an Expert sword.ma,.

The young King of Spain is an ex-
pert in the use of the sword, which has
always been his tavorite pastime.
When quite little wooden swords were
made for him, with which he would
fenoe with his playmates, young noble
men of the proudest blood OF Spain.
He is now one of the most expert
swordsmen Of Europe.
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04
lnstruetlenst, suhserlbe,s.

PosTAoE-The postage to all parts OF the
UEited statee and Canada is paid by the
lublishers.
kRMiTTAHoEs Of small sums may be made
nth comparative eafety In ordinary letters.
sums OF one dollar or more must be sent by
registered letter or post-Off1ce money order {
Ssherwise, we cannot be responsible for same
CHANoE OF ApDRESs-subscrib wishing
tasir address changed must invariably give
their former as well as new address.
Mis- INa NuMBERs--It It occasionally happens
tbst numbers OF our paper sent TO subscribers
Ete lost or stolen In the mails. In case you
Aa not receive any number when due, write
Is postal card, and we will cheerfully fur
nisl> duplicate OF the missing number.
Mptx IMPORTANT OF ALL--In every letter
that ~ write US never fail to give your full
address Ylainly written, name, post-ofdoe,
county az State.
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04

Scattered in evanescent cloudlets
through the air near the earth are
many odors. Ballo0uists find reason
to believe that the most powerful of
these exhalations do not reach far up
ward, while diffusion laterally is so
slow that the smell of oil of lines was
eighteen minutes passing through a
tube three feet long, but the wind
transports the odors far and rapidly.
Rev. John VI. Bacon who has been in
Vestigating the subject, mentions a
smell OF burning fat that was drawn
by the wind into stream much more
than seven miles long but of little
width. He mentions the record OF n
boats crew that was enveloped in a
dense wreath of wood smoke when 400
miles at sea, and also that of a smell
Of prhneYal forests that seemed to
have been borne by cyclone across
the Atlantic to the coast Of France.
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04
Where English Reigss az Court.

The royal and imperial houses Of
Greece, Denmark and Russia converse
together in English, The Queen inyar-
,aLiy speaks German in her home cir
Gle. while her grandson, the Emperor
Of Germany, speaks English 10 his
wife ana family and German else
M Gara
The suburban citizen., 1900-08-04
POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.
UNITED STATES MAIL RoUrE,

UNITED STATES MAIL RoUrE,
WASHINGTON, d. c., TO GLYMoYT, ND,
and intermediate landings
The new steamer EsrELLE RANDALL,
daily, except Sunday, 9.30A. N Re.
turning about 3 p. M.
Passenger accommodations first
slass. Freight received until hour Of
railing
e. S. RANDALL,
Proprietor and Manager.
GEO. o. CARPINTER, General Agent,
Washington
WM M. REARDoN, Agent, Alexandra