The daily sentinel., 1900-04-06
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| POLITICALLY SPEAKING.
| Dewey is fighter,
Az We all know.
But in fight with Bryan.
He'll stand very little show.
About all the enthusiasm regarding
the location Of new smelter "hasmelt
cd" away.
John Drawmore of Houston Texas has
been granted an increase of pension
from So to SO.
The census this year will shew
Grand Junction to have about
9o9, ,9o9. $3.50 os9 999 es9 99o, $3.50 99e, ,e99, 9 SO
good ~ dogs.
The scarcity Of boot blacks this week
is accounted for from the fact that even
our so-called "sosiety" people are wear
ing "sdobs" shines.
-Four thousand 8-day clocks hanging
around the works of the New Haven
Clock oompany's factory are striking for
shorter hours and refuse to turn q hand
A Missouri editor is to conduct his
paper as Jesse James would" we're he
here. With his profuse assortment OF
"plate" and the devils" assistance he
should meet with success from the
start
Some scientist has discovered that
mans sense of hearing is much keener
while his eyes are closed. This no doubt
is the reason why 80 many Of our people
assume a sleeping posture during the
sermon.
Superfuity of Toe Jam.-Henry 0link
Is down from Plateau to consult a local
surgeon relative to painful injury to
the toes Of his right foot caused by in
advertently allowing 200 pound rock
fall on them.
At st. Paul last Monday, miss Fan
ME Tusssl was married to ono Samuel
T. Fussiman. Miss Fannie should
think twice before entering upon a mat
rimonial "tussle"' with a "fussyman"
for husband.
The wreskless disregard some people
have for domestic animals was illustrat-
ed at Fruita the other night when = cit
izen of that place deliberately threw
copy of = book containing Kipling's
poems at the town sat,
A "sullud pussun" living near Sons
vile, Ky. has invented q machine for
"brsaking hemp" This will no doubt
obviate the future necessity Of resorting
to the barbarious method Of sacrificing
human lives for that purpose.
A man down in Maine openly boasts
that he saved his wife's mother from
drowning. Such reckless disregard fer
the comfort and welfare of the multi
tude of struggling young men who are
contemplating matrinony should be
publicly discouraged.
Michigan woman has sued ply
sician for $5O,OOO.0O damages account of
an "unsueeessfuw operation for appen-
dicitis performed on her husband. All
ears will eagerly await the judges de-
cision that the much disputed question
as to the actual value OF an appendix
may be settled.
Medical treatment by sound vibration
is to be introduced in New York hos
pitfalls in the near future. II sound vi
sration can drive away feshy ills. the
political "vibrations' in evidence
around town last night should cause our
people to feel gay a. a healthy kitten
| for months to coms.
The abnormal size and unoouth ap-
pearance Of the Kopjville Excuse sdi-
tors feet no doubt account for the large
amount Of imbscillic called editorial"
matter which appears in that sheet each
week and demonstrates the truth of the
old saw that "what man has not got in
his head he must have his hesls."-Bug-
vile Gazoot.
Jerusalem, March 8, 1900.
To the Editor of the Gaxeot:-
1t was music to the savage beast" to
find = copy Of the Gasoot the nrst day oi
my arrival here. 1t 10 the only Ameri-
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