The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-03-15

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He To prove lbe sincerity OF n,
iuteutioas. haSs boushI ibis solitsir'
siorpEest for yosr engagement hpser
She mssi say. my ifisnj, that yoor
speech hss the rae fios
--Bises ls yoar friend Spesks success
fni on tbe loo ore PLATFORM Digs Sure.
He bss too iscelty Of mskins bis audience
believe be kn0ss as much SIS they do
- BAD Dyclorins School Examiner
What is toe meaning OF false doeiriuef
Schoolb0y Plesse, slr, its when the doc
tor gives The wiong ttaa 10 people Who
are sick
BOY Say, mister. | dob't suppose
you doa't saos OF OF spybody what doa't
want to bsve nobody to DO nothip. doa't
youf Gtnllemsn Addressed - Yes, don't.
My French professor vent home and
wrote 10 me that be oonldn't teach me
sny longer tIcep, by mail. Why toiS
He said MY pronunciation thres,ersd to
ruin his
--Tte Boston Wsicbmsn makes men
ton OF . minister who, when ssked the res
500 Tor bis resigniug a pAs.orsie 10 which
be was prosperous snd beloved. replied
sentOntiously A bilious desconl
Mrs Poplin MIR, Chiffon may be .
very wealthy man, as you say, bul | know
this much, that bis wife does not have
money enough 10 dress on, MIR, Poplin-
OF course not. No woman ever did.
Carrie - Tell me. Kate. hov was ii
you did not marry Mr.. Tylsry KITE He
told me | wss the only woman be ever
loved. II mao will lie to you before
marriage. what stories won't be tell after
wardl
--Thsl's Miss Jigsins, said the hostess.
She belongs 10 our smart seL never
would bsye suspected IL. replied the IN
guest. | have jest been con
versiDg With htr
oh. msmms, exclaimed little Bessie,
lus. look what zig ears that man has
Hush, responded the mother 10 . whisper,
The eenllemsn might Gear you. Well. con
Iinaed Bessie. il he csut be ought TO take
down bis tigus.
Please give me some more Of the pud
ling, msmms, said small Johnny the Other
.yeling al dinur, Don'i you think you
isve eaten enough, Johonys asked his
mother, No, suess no., replied tte ~
lie fellos Ny stomach only ache, III
10 Bit
WHO was II that wautsd me, BerthsfI
\ ragged tramp, msmm, ! told him WI
,sd notbins Tot hip snd cent him sssy.
ioa shoaia'. have doge th. child. He
nsy be o4e Of thoss m,ssziae irsmps
citing mt RAJ fot ~ article on the self
cd ii'h . oyle.
Gen. Baliers many marches back aud
orth over the fagela recall The temsIk OF
older 10 Georei, dnrng The civil var
lie bad vad "a toe zane stream 3 dozen
mes snen be ,aii. sse hefe, boyr, I'm
lamed II don't think we're crossing
bis dsrnei nser leustbsa,s,
Woulip'. /, be lovely, George dear,
,urnnrei the romsnlio maid ~ The
eish started oii and be tucked the robe,
bent Der, II We could only so through Z
10 10 the end 10 this msnnerf I'm not
nre sbon, lhsi replied the msl,sr OF fsci
ouua man. II wouldn't zoe. o. much D
u coal, bot iast think OF the livery bill. o
"A little sifl sho wss trying 10 tell
lend how absentmipded her grandpa >
ss, ssii; He sslks sboai, thiukius
boat uolhins, aud wben be remembers 1t
e then forse,s that sbst he thought oil Il
|. somtthins entirely diasfent from n
bat be wanted TO remember. =
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oppirs moment 10 look 81 the rtiee
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,us btef - Why, be has . whole liankial
rsiltosi ticets, snd yoa ere only
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Sets psy 20 diuisnds. AID ! get coed
ses
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