The Iola register., 1900-06-15
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

| cent dissolution of the Japanese cabi-
net didn't interfere with a single Kan
sas meal.
a man has appeared at Erie with
wheat six feet long. Now look out for
the story of people getting lost in
wheat fields.
The presence of an unusual number
of schooners on the Kansas praries
should not be taken to indicate tenn
perance backsliding.
Webb McNall while on a recent visit
to Leavenworth vehemently declared
that he is not Populist, as if it really
made any difference.
Seven st. Joe saloons advertise in
the Severance News. The advertising
man must have gone the rounds on his
last trip as the ads are nearly all new.
The Galena groceries advertise green
apples. Galena may carry her desire
to be first so far that Jamaica ginger
will be the popular beverage of the
town.
When the Kincaid creamery doesn't
get over 5000 pounds of milk dav |
the town folks thinkthatthecalve have |
broken through the pasture fence |
again.
The helpful hen should take note
that the supreme court has decided |
that a man may kill neighbours |
chicken which wanders on his premises
and go unhung.
Thirty-fve Chanute girls had a pic
mic and ate 10 chickens. Many people
call strickly feminine parties "hen
parties and this would seem to have
been one of that kind.
Topeka statistics show that during
the past year 239 people died and there
were 200 weddings in that town, indi-
catlng mat the ceremony usually fol-
lowed the reading of a will.
y good many people were surprised
to learn that the Kansas Bankers
Association opened their session at
Abilene with prayer. Shall camel
get through needles eye;
ex-governor John w. Leedy has ap-
piled for admission to the Douglas
county bar. He surely knows 10y
experience what is not legal. so may
make pretty good stagger at it.
Ed Howe is returning from Paris
and he says that the exposition "as
whole Is wonder y "hole" is
place to drop money i'm 50 Eds
description is probably correct
The Coireyville Brick Company i, ,
making little souvenir brick, 3Xl inches .
in size, nice for paper weights. or to
carry around and convince a friend of
.he brick merits-or in fact most any {
old thing. ,
The dust which is supposed to blow Z
rom the pond where Cherryvale got
her water was not thick enough To con-
zeal from the council the fact that the 4
police force was boodling and an in d
'estigation is ON.
Ewing Herbert who runs the World
1t Hiawatha and the Champion at
Atchison has Il snap. He can cuss !
Atchison people IN the World and
hen quote the World in the Champion a
md vice versa.
While the small boy is breaking out
With the measels, Harmon Wilson
Freaks out as follows: "How doth the q
little measly boy improve each shining .
minute, by Juggling his disease around /
lnd getting others iu it,
7. b. NIWdock ha, let up on his
political tournament long enough to
leclare and engage i'm war 10 the :
leath with local bank which T., try :
NJ TO squeeze him out Of business,
Trough an old mortgage
George Sherrow stole a hore near =
hutchinson six years ago and cot J
lway, Slight effort was made to an "
'rehend him until horses went up
ecentlE and now he has been arrested
IND brought back from Minnesota.
Ewing Herbert recently bought ont {
he detunct Atchison Champion and
he Globe, Ed Howe's paper. began a
luiet attempt inlanticide. Herbert
now offers to give to give the Globe
rec to every subscriber to the Champ .
on.
Clyde Nichols, an Olathe boy who l.
las just finished year at the State I
will 90 to Europe and see il
he sights, making his way over on a -
attle ship. That means ought to be
asy and familiar to most ambitious II
Kansas boys. a
There seems to be a superstition in a
he State that the nominees whom the h
'rohibitory party endorses never win, II
nd for that reason it is being circulat- y,
d that candidates are lodging the at II
enton OF the party convention held at \
'opeka June 20. n
When Kansas was poor people suf- "
cred tndignities patiently but now I,
hey prosecute any otfenses. a Mound .
'ity officer recently went clear to -.
'aluonia for a common thief. The /
INES will nuke few-very few-votes
or the opposition. L
The makeup man on the Winfield
'ourier forgot to put in a rule and so
nder the heading New variety of ..
appeared the notice that II
In. McCarty had married Miss Coch- Il
an. Judging from the gentleman's n
anne the new variety will be consider -
bly, Irish, ~
Colin Ball, who brought that Filipino !,
10Y home from Manila, has placed :,
i'm in school and already the little =
al lpU aon n1ly I1prIisb r,rattV ,ua11 y