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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-04-12

In the spring man forgets where he puts
things, and places the blame on the house
cleaning -Atchison Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-04-12

We refund Zoe for every package. Of
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES that fails
to give satisfaction. Monroe Drug Co.,
Unionville, Mo. Sold by all druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-04-12
N0n,e Cit. AsnsLn.

The successful man sometimes gives his
mothers slipper the credit Of having first
made him smart-Chicag0 Democrat
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-04-12

The Best Prescription for Chills
and Fever is bottle of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. tits simply iron and quinine in
ataSteleSs form. No cure-no pay. Price, soc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-04-12

Sound Judgment-The bandmaster's.-
Harlem Life
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-04-12

Wise is the man who acts as if he ex-
pected to live hundred years, but is pre-
pared to shuttle off acknowledging
Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-04-12

To Cure a Cold i'm One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure 25c
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-04-12

In teaching the young, be careful not TO
deceive them; they viii catch you at it,
Atchison Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-04-12

81 @ MS The best remedy for
NEn6EEsH ~ whooping-cough. Give
the child DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup ss@s s oass 5s and g ssa
sufferer will soon be cured. Price only IS cts.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-04-12

THE caramels are comingl Ohio! Ohoi"
softly hummed the maiden. as she heard her
incest young mans ring at the doorbell.-
Ohio State Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-04-12

The source Of many large river il but
a small spring.-Chicago Daily News.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05
CONDITIONS In The Field
a Few of the Difficulties Under
Which Our Warriors Labor.
Inspector General starts Report on
the Supplies Furnished the Sol
diers in the Philippine Islands
Insufficient and Unfit Rations-
shoes and Clothing of Poor Make.

A few of the many difficulties under
| which the troops fighting in the Philip
pines labor are told of in report by
| Major c. G. Starr, Inspector General First
Division, Eighth Army Corps, to Inspector
| General Joseph C. Breckenridge. The ques-
| lions of arms, clothing, and rations are
! being settled as rapidly as possible by the
heads of the various departments.
General Otis is also having the roads
! throughout the islands improved so that
supplies can be forwarded to the troops.
The railroads have been greatly improved,
and the iight-draft vessels OF the navy are
being used TO forward supplies to troops
whenever they are near the coast. Regard
ing the arms and equipment of the troops
the report makes the following sugges-
tions:
The regular troops have complete
equipment of latest pattern. and all in
good condition. The retention Of the
Springfield in hands of any of our troops
is a great error. The smokeless-p powder
cartridge is not success in it, and its
range is faulty To be forced to endure an
enemy's fire and be powerless to damage
him in return is placing too much upon
any man. and the way in which the volun-
teers have stood up against this, and gone
to the front in the face OF it, cannot be too
highly praised. 1t shows how fully their
hearts were in the work cut out for them.
The ration is sufficient in quantity but
the quality is often to be questioned. Much
of the packing for United States trade is
not suited 10 the service, aud stores in this
climate do not keep well. Canned corned
beef is much to be preferred to any other
part of the preseryed-meat ration. Great
difficulty is experienced in dividing rations
into small parts for small detachments and
isolated men. and a special packing for
service uses should be adopted 1t should be
packed-each article in certain convenient
number of ration units, 80, 100. or what
ever might be convenient-and would be
issued and transferred entirely in rations
and not in pounds.
When the various parts of the ration
are all supplied it is sufficiently varied.
but as q rule all parts are not supplied.
Troops in permanent camps or in garri-
son live very well, but in the field, and at
times in the trenches, hard bread, corned
beef, and coffee have formed the diet for
weeks at time II the various parts Of
the ration are all supplied and of good
quality II is quite enough in both guam
tity and variety.
When at hand does very well. Troops
should I'm this climate be in barracks
rather than under canvas, as in the rainy
season the great thing is to keep dry and
off the ground. This latter can hardly be
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05
RULERS OF THE WORLD.
Meat Eating Nations Are the Leaders
in Every Brnnch of Human
Achievements.

| The ruling nations of the world are meat
eaters. and history records that they always
have been
vegetarians and food cranks may explain
this in any way they choose. but the facts
remain that the Americans, English,
French. Russians. and Germans are meat
eating nations. and they are also the most
energetic and most progressive
The principal food Of the heroic Boer SOL
der. known as Biltong. is sort OF dried
beef, affording a great deal of nourishment
in a highly concentrated form.
The weak races Of people are the rice
eating Chinese. Hindoos and Siamese. re-
garied since the dawn of history as nom
progressive, superstitious, and inferior
physically and mentally to the intoxicating
nations who dominate them.
The structure of the teeth plainly indi-
Gates that human beings should subsist
upon a variety of food meat fruit. and
grains. and it is unhygienic to eonfne ones
diet to any one of those classes to the ex-
clusion Of another.
Meat is the most concentrated and most
easily digested OF foods. but our manner OF
living is often so unnatural that the d.
gestlve organs refuse to properly digest
meats. eggs, and similar nutritious and
food is unwholesome. but the real reason
is that the stomach lacks from disease or
weakness. some necessary digestive ele-
ment; hence arising indigestion and later
on chronic dyspepsia.
Nervous people should eat plenty OF meat,
convalescents should make meat the prin-
cipal food Woodworking people have to do
so. and brainworkers and Office men should
eat. not so much meat but at least once a
day and to ensure its perfect digestion
one Of two OF Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets
should be taken after each meal. because
they supply the peptones, diastase, and
fruit acids lacking in every case of stom-
ach trouble.
Nervous dyspepsia. catarrh OF stomach.
gastrius. sour stomach. gas. and acidity are
only different names for indigestion, the
failure TO digest wholesome food. and the
use of Stuarts Tablets cures them all be-
cause. by adording perfect digestion, the
stomach has chance TO rest and recover
its natural tone and vigor
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets Is the real
household medicine: it is as safe and pleas
ant for the stomachache of the baby as it
is for the imperfect digestion Of its grand
sire
They are not cathartlc. bat digestive,
and no pill habit can ever follow their use;
the only habit Stuart's Tablets induce Is
the habit OF good digestion and conse-
quently good health.
little book on stomach diseases mailed
free by addressing +. A. Stuart Co., Mar
shall. Mich. All drug stores sell the tablets
at 80 cents for complete treatment tess
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05
THE INSURGENTS ROUTED.
Washington officer Wins Praise
for His Bravery.

Manila paper just received in WASH
ington contains an account of an engage
ment between a small body of marines.
commanded by Lieut.. r. F. Wynne. of
this city. and large number of insur-
gents, who were attempting to regain their
former and strongly fortified trenches near
Fort Rice.
At midnight on the 10th OF October
Lieut.. Wynne and five marines left Fort
Rice with orders to locate the insurgents
and il possible to drive them back. The
men secured the country for several miles
with very good results; successfully To-
eating several rebel nests" which the
enemy seemed determined 10 hold at all
hazards. In the darkness Lieut.. Wynne
led his small party within very short
distance Of the trenches. when suddenly
and without warning they were fired upon
from three sides The insurgents kept Up
a continuous fire for some time. when two
companies from the fort arrived.
Having located the enemy. for which
purpose they were ordered out. the party
withdrew. The fight lasted for several
hours, but the good craftsmanship OF the
Americans soon began to cause havoc
among the enemy, and they fed in great
confusion.
In Lpeaking of the engagement the
"Manjia American" says: Great praise is
due Lieutenant Wynne for his courage and
GOODNESS, and also to the men who were
with him, under such heavy fire, and
the manner in which he maneuvred his
small party, taking them safely back 10
camp without a scratch
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05
MUNYON'S DOCTORS SERVICE

accomplished il under canvas. The blue
flannel shirt should be exchanged for one
of either grey or khaki color, as the blue
makes very prominent mark at long
range. Flannel is much to be desired but
with change of color. Many shoes have
proved of poor manufacture. but when seen
have been too badly worn TO determine the
maker. At times it has seemed that old
lots of clothing have been furnished with
out regard to size. and / have seen four
different men who claimed to require shoes
of sizes ranging from 12 to II go off con-
tented with shoes marked 912, and all
said they had a fit. Rubber clothing
should be at hand for issue to guards in
the wet season, as is fur in the northern
posts
OF the roads over which the troops have
to move and the methods of transportation
Major Starr writes:
Until short time since buffalo and
carts Of native use have been available.
These suited only for slow movement on
good roads, as from Manila to some depot,
as stores hauled under contract. They are
not suited for moving troops. The cariboo
carts are of all sorts and kinds. All are
heavy. Some have solid wheels and all
are utterly unsuited for army transporta-
ton with a moving column. The best speed
to be gotten from them is only about two
miles per hour, under rather than over, and
about seven miles per day is their limit of
distance. They must be soaked in water
every ho1r or so or they will fall in har-
ness, and, all around. are about as thor
oughly unsuited to our use as it is possible
to conceive Of The falling of a eariboo ne
cessitates stopping the entire train to wait
till he is watered and soaked and on his
feet again. or leaving behind in an enemy's
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05
BLINDED BY CIGARETTES.
Deprived of Them, bernhard Mackey
STRIVES Himself to Death

CINCINNATI, Feb. 4.-Bernhard Mackey
has died at the City Inhrmary Of starva-
ton. 1t was suicide. Mackey was thirty
eight years old and was formerly attached
to Forepaugh's circus. He became hope
lessly blind through excessive cigarette
smoking. When he first realized that his
eyes were falling he made several des-
perate but unsuccessful Efforts to end his
life.
His physicians had informed him that
there was no hope of restoring or saving
his sight unless he entirely abandoned to-
bacco and all alcoholic stimulants. but he
either would not or could not heed their
warning.
In his poverty he sought shelter at the
City Infmary several months ago. He
cut his throat three weeks ago. but by
prompt action of the medical STAFF his
life was saved. though he begged to be
allowed to die. Since then he has de-
liberately starved himself. The attend
ants could do nothing to aid him, though
they made several attempts to force food
into his stomach by artificial means, all
of which he bafiied.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05
DIR. vAUGHAN's REPORT.
The Typhoid Fever Epidemic During
the SPANISH American War.

the Spanish Amcrican War.
The War Department has received re-
port from DR.. Vaughan, of Ann Arbor.
Mich, regarding typhoid fever among the
troops during the Spanish war. DR..
Vaughan was surgeon during the war
and had wide experience in treating ty-
phoid fever patients. His services we're
considered so valuable that he was COM
missioned by the Government TO investi-
gate the causes of typhoid fever among
the soldiers.
He says in his report that the greatest
sanitary sin committed by the troops was
camp pollution. and that fully one-fiftb OF
the soldiers developed typhoid fever and
that the deaths were Z 1-2 per cent. Ac-
cording to the report, so per cent OF the
deaths among the troops were due TO this
disease.
Or. Vaughan states that the diagnosis of
the diseases among the troops by the
army surgeons was not what it should
have been. the surgeons failing 10 recog-
nize more than one-half of the cases OF
typhoid fever Dr. Vaughan further says
that the percentage of deaths from typhoid
fever was not so high. IF we accept the
diagnosis given in official reports.
All the blame for the prevalence OF ty-
phoid fever however, Is not put upon the
surgeons. After commenting upon the lax
ity of discipline which permitted the
camps TO remain in an unsantary condi-
tion, the report criticises the location of
the camps by the superior line officers.
In many instances. it says, the officers Sc
lected camp locations for the troops in
the face OF protests from the medical Of
fcers. who insisted that sites should be
selected with more regard for the health
of The troops.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05

The joys Of innocence no longer attrac.
us. We must have excitement and con-
slant change. We have superficial ac-
quaintance with many things. but a thor
ough knowledge OF nothing. The mind is
in whirligig state. refusing to rest day
or night. You know that snares are laid
for your every footstep. You know the
business paths Of today are filled with
pitfalls. Honeyed words are beguiling you
into new enterprises and hazardous I'M
dertakings. a rainbow is painted to you
by cunning promoters. In fact there is
the wi1l-o'- the-wisp in every mart in the
land. Tirelessly we go chasing first one
phantom then another. IL we could read
the minds OF the people we meet on the
streets or in business houses, the market
places. and all the great moneyed CEN
tres, We should find but one thought
money. money-moneyi Old and young are
in this chase for gold. Does it bring happi-
ness when one gets 1t? Do you think the
multi millionaire is any happier than the
man with 100000. or the man with 800 900
is any happier than the man with $50 1000?
tell you gentlemen. they are not. Money
getting beyond ones necessities, does not
bring happiness. / predict the time will
come when the man with the capacity for
money making will use his talent solely
for the benefit of those who are less for
tunate than himself. He will help the poor
He will lift up the fallen. He will cheer
the discouraged. He will discover that the
only way to be happy himself is to make
others happy.
This is the age Of deception. 1t is diff
cult to detect the bogus from the genuine
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05
A NEW CATHOLIC CHURCH.
Washington Heights 10 Have Mag.
nifcent House of Morship.


nifcent House of Worship.
In order to provide for the spiritual
needs OF the large number of Catholics
residing in the vicinity of Mount Pleasant,
Columbia Heights. Petworth, and adjacent
suburbs, the Church authorities in the
District recently established a temporary
chapel in Howard Avenue, Mount Pleas
ant, in charge of Rev. Father Joseph F..
MCGEE, formerly of st. Patricks Church.
Under his energetic administration the
nucleus of fine congregation has been
brought together. He has organized a
flourishing Sunday school. formed a con-
ference of the Society of the st. Vincent
de Paul, an excellent choir, and other adj
juncts that go to make successful par
ish.
Sufficient money has been contributed
to build suitable edifce, and a spacious
lot in Thirteenth Street, south of Dart
mouth Street. has been purchased, and on
this crest of the heights overlooking the
city will soon be erected church that
will be a monument TO the zeal and liber
ality OF Washington Catholics.
To make suitable beginning of this
great project Rev. Father MCGEE will
open q bazaar in Masonic Temple today.
Should the results OF this enterprise JUS
tify his hopes, ground VIII be broken in
the Spripg
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05
is a wise fnancier -MUNYOM.

Is there business man who would
knowingly part with his health for all
the gold there is in the worldwide would
deliberately say: Here is my health. |
am waiting TO be miserable, TO spend
sleepless nights. to be nervous and irrita-
BILE; am willing to suffer all the torments
of dyspepsia and the pains of rheuma-
tism for one hundred million dollars"
Yet how many of use are unconscicusly
selling our health, parting with our joys.
neglecting our friends. denying our loved
ones mortgaging the future-in fact sac
rificirg health home. happiness, every
thing for gold. l tell you, gentlemen, that
money getting is a disease more deadly
than consumption, more common than
feyers. and more painful than all other all
ments combined. In the mad rush for So
cial position the thousand dollar man
thinks he would be happy II his income
were ten thousand dollars a year: the
man with ten thousand dollars wants one
hundred thousand: the man with a hun
dred thousand is miserable because he
cannot indulge in the same extravagances
as the millionaire, and so on through the
whole fabric of society. Our nobler ma
lures are dwarfed. our capacity for doing
good is impaired. our sense of honor and
justice is stultifed. We have no time for
reflection and meditation. The beauties of
nature are uUsCuTSu Dy HTetuDdchS. We
have no time to enjoy the blessings of
home, the companionships of our loved
ones, and the delights OF social inter-
course. When our nerves become Iaggard
We spur them on with powerful drugs or
intcxicate them with stimulants. We go
home to our loved ones cross and peevish.
MUNYON'S RHEUMATISM CURE seldom fails
to relieve in one TO three hours, and cures in a
few days. 1t relieves sharp, shooting pains
in arms, legs, side, and back in a few hours. and
generally effects permanent cure before one vial
has been used. Price % cents
MUNYON'S DYSPEPSIA CURE relieves at once
and positively cures all forms OF Dyspepsia Indi-
gestion, or any Stomach Trouble arising from
overeating or drinking. Price 25 cents.
MUNYON'S KIDNEY CURE promptly cures
pains in the o1ck loins, or groins. and all kinds
OF kidnev vis eases. II will prevent and arrest
Bnght's Dt,s.ses Price - cents
MUNY0N: COLD CURE will break up any cold
In few ho,rs and prevent pneumonia II re.
lieves head. nose, throat, and lungs almost in
stsntly. Thes Ettle sugar pellets can be convent
emily carried in the vest pocket for use at sny |
time or anywhere Price 25 cents
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05

MUNYON'S COUGH CURE stops coughs, night
sweats, allays soreness, and speedily heals the
lungs Price % cents.
MUNYON'S LIVER CURE is a reliable cure for
Biliousness, Constipation, Jaundice, Torpid Liver
Worn-out Feeling. Coated Tongue, &c. Price Is
cents.
MUNYON'S GENERAL DEBILITY CURE cures
the exhausted feeling; produces a fresh, healthy
color in bloodless people. and tones up the system
generally. Price % cents.
MUNYON'S HEADACHE CURE will cure all
kinds OF headaches, no matter from what cause
arising, in from to 10 minutes, with absolutely
no injurious after effects. Price % cents.
MUNYON'S NERVE CURE restores overworked
and Oyerstrained nerves to healthy condition.
Price % cents
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05

ed to him closed. the candidate touching
1t without opening his hands, while the
conseerator said: Receive the gospel
and go preach to the people committed to
thee" Monsignor Sbaretti was then given
the kiss of peace, first by Monsignor
Martinelli and then by the assistant Bis
hops. each saying in Latin, Peace be
with thee "
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05

| the lie from the truth. People fail to rec
| ognize the truth when it is presented to
them. When / declare that my Cold Cure
will break up any form Of cold and prevent
pneumonia, do they all believe il? No,
thousands SCI il down as nothing but an
advertisement. When | publish the state
ments of well-known business men that
they have been cured by my Rheumatism
Cure, many think they are bogus testi-
monials, or bought and paid for at so much
apiece IL the people had faith in what
tell them, there would not be a dyspeptic
in the land who would not use my Dys-
pepsia Cure. The same can be said OF my
Kidney Cure and other remedies As for
;.y Inhaler. in 1t you have an absolute cure
for catarrh, influenza, or most diseases Of
the head. nose. throat or lungs. You GER
tainly know General Raum? He will tell
you that Munyon's Inhaler cured him of
catarrh. The Rev VI. Z. Andrews will tell
you the same thing. Mr. W. W. Sinclair,
Of your own city. will. IL questioned. In
form you that he would not part with his
Inhaler for gold
If | were to write a general formula for
the business man. l should say: Devote
less time to business, more to your fam
lily; invest only in enterprises with which
you are familiar; live inside OF your in
come; let no day go b. without doing some
little act of charity; avoid intemperance
both in eating and drinking: sleep at least
eight hours Of the twenty -four; take
plenty Of outdoor exer Else. and avoid all
dangerous drugs ard weakening nostrums.
-MUNYON.
MUNYON'S NEuRAStA CURE relieves pain in
the face, sciatica, ana all neuralgia affections.
Price rs cents.
MUNYON'S BLOOD CURE eradicates all i'm
purities OF the blood. Price % cents.
MUNYON'S WORM CURE is quick and eff.
feetive also excellent tonic for weak and
emaeiated condition. Price . cents.
MUNYON'S FEMALE CURES have done more
to relieve suffering than any other preparation
ever offered to women. r.
MUNYON'S INHALER Is a positive cure for
Catarrh. Asthma, Colds. Coughs. and most diseases
of the head, nose. throat. and lungs. Two styles
Glass Family and Hard Rubber Price
sl.0O, with all medicines.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1900-02-05
WITHPOMP and SPLBNDOR
Conservation of Monsignor Sbaretti
as Bishop of Havana.

An Impressive service at st. AIoysiu
Present - Nestments of Unusual
Mngnificcncc - The Altar banked
With Masses of Scarlet Flowers.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1900-02-17
Cherry Hill.

CHERRY HILL, Feb. 1G, 1900.
The "CccU IFhig'' is on sale each ,reeh at
4. l.. II. BldLc'S store.
d. c. Work visited friends at Strickersvile
on Tues lay.
Miss Grace McNeal spent Sunday with
friends at Newark.
Eddie McCauley has returned to Coates
vile, Pa.
Mrs. Miller, of Newark. visited her son
James Miller on Sunday.
Mr.. EbeneZer Alden, of Boston, was the
guest OF Mr.. and Mrs. D. c. Work this week.
Mrs S. X. Miller and daughter Miss Dollie
Miller are visiting Mrs. Richard Pilling at
Kiamensie.
3-year old child of Mr.. and Mrs. William
Gregson died on Sunday of Group. Another
son is i'll with pneumonia
Ernest McLane has purchased from Thos.
E. Fryer the dwelling house occupied by Il.
W. Dill and expects to take possession in
March,
The Ladies Aid Society met at Mrs. Philip
Arbuckle's on Tuesduy evening.
Miss Elizabeth Miller and Mr.. Harry Ross
were married on Monday afternoon at the
home of the brides parents Mr.. and Mrs.
Dan Miller.