Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-06-06
THE SENIORS
NIGHT OUT.
High School Graduates Enliyen a
Host Of People,
DESTINY OF THE TEACHERS.
Juniors Told that They Are Any.
Thug but ORIGINAL Freshmen arc
Presented with a MIX Can.

The members Of the senior class Of
the High School had their innings last
night and they improved the opportunl-
IS 10 hand back some Of the shots Bred
az them By the Juniors the night be-
fore They had worked hard to present
something new ana original and az the
same time interesting, bat they COM
planned thst some Of their best stun
was stolen from them By interruptions
juniors But despite that fact they
rose 90 the occasion and the hundreds
Of people who crowded the auditorium
70 oyerfowing were thoroughly enter
TUNED. Tie room was carefully and
tastefuly decorated In class ana college
colors. ana the stage was lined with
bunting and flags.
The class filed In, an the young ladiet
carrying bouquets Of red roses and the
men wearing red ties and hosiery Of
the same description. Before sitting
down they sang the class song, while
shrnl voices from the audience piped
up, Where have We heard that song
befOre?"
Mark Brown. president Of the class, 10
an address explained that while the
seniors were practicing that song IN
their closet a junior, who had more
ambition than intellect, had his ear to
the key-hole and audaciously stole the
ditty, and that Is the reason the song
Was introduced by the juniors the night
before. Mr. Brown. although frequently
interrupted. continued on until he had
shown the junior class ~ IN all It's
mendacity. A member OF the much-
abused class thought that Mr. Brown
displayed remarkable originality IN his
grammar
Abner Howell made q hit In q rag
time melody entitled, "A moment with
the COLLINS" he had TO respond 60
an encore. Miss Jennie Sands, acquitted
herself with credit, In dllating on the
fruitful theme by Away Conquer
ing The graduates then sung song %
advice TO the younger classes. Isaac
Ban then stood u TO tell what tho
juniors had learned. He made a few
unocuous passes with his arms and
maintalne a blank look on his other
wise Illuminated countenance His
graphic exposition Of the heavy load Of
knowledge taken on by the junior class
was The source OF considerable merrl-
ment.
Percy Berkeley then gave vent 10 his
wit In a speech on "A Few Things We
Learn" aye Juniors Bold" was rem
dered by Winslow Smith in his happiest
style
During a slight cessation Of hostiltles
Percy Berkeley presented a few useful
articles to the younger classes. To the
freshmen he gave a large milk can IN
the hope Of stopping the tears Of those
amiable young people and allaylng he
pangs Of inconsistencies. To the So
phomores ne presented an instrument
that was calculated TO reduce the dis.
tention Of the head. The juniors were
presented with a dllapldated umbrella
10 preserve them from the down-pour-
ing wrath OF the offended teachers. Mr..
Ritter OF the Juniors accepted the gift
In behalf Of the class To the school
as a whole the seniors gave complete
transalatlons OF Caesar, Virgil and
Cicero.
The evening closed with a
very warm and original one
act drama, called What Is TO Be-" L,
was a forecast Of the destiny OF tho
professors. and the scene was laid In
that section OF the country that is said
10 be governed by LuCifer. Frank Foote
took the part Of Beelzebub =. Bowen.
and had literal lamps IN his eyes The
other characters were as follows:
Pluto, John Turner Susan b. Stokes,
(teacher). Edyth Hale; Prof, Gillian,
Royal Milliron. Miss Rowe (teacher).
Miss Sara Reid-Park, Prof Travis VIII
Richards: Prof. Millerty. Harry Fulton;
Prof Stanley. Mark Brown Prof. Wet.
zell. Edwin Puzey; Prof. Beaver. Fritz
Palmquist; Prof Hager Percy Berke-
ley; Principal Clark. Zeke BAN.
The grave and dignihed Pluto pre-
sided al the judgment. and with muc
anlmus consigned the fallen spirits 20
their respective apartments, and having
Tor their comfort nor ice nor fan, nor
linen duster
Mr. Balls take or on Prof Clark.
and Royal Milllrons impersonation Of
Prof GILLIAN were very cleverly done,