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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16
THANKFUL PEOPLE
They Are Found in Every Part OF Rock
Island.

They Are Found in Every Part OF Rock
Island.
Many citizens of Rock Island have
good reason to be thankful for bur
dens lifted from backs which bore
them for years. Scores tell about
their experience publicly. Here's a
case of it:
f. J. Wivill, of 1911 Seventh ave-
nue., carpenter, says: Il was so sore
and lame across my back that I could
not stoop far enough to tie my shoes.
When was obliged to pick up any,
thing from the floor Ihad to get down
on my knees to avoid the sharp shoot
ing pains through my kidneys.
There was a dull. heavy pain In my
back and also weakness of the kidneys
which was very annoying. l used
many remedies. but 1 got little or no
benefit until tried Doan's Kidney
Pills, obtaining them at the Harper
house drug store. They effected a
complete and permanent cure
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn company, Buff
alo. N. Y, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's and
take no other.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

ILLINoIS seems to be a fixture in
the doubtful column. Other impor-
tant states will presently follow the
lead of the state which has belied its
nickname by refusing 10 be beguiled.
st. Louis Republic.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup ha:
been used for children teething. II
soothes the child, softens the gums
allays all pain, cures wind collie. and
is the best remedy for diarrhoea. %
cents bottle.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

The caucuses are advised TO be held at p.
m. Saturday. June > 1870. unless otherwise
ordered by the members OF this committee
One member Of the democratic county central
committee should be selected at the caucuSes
for each voting precinct OF the county
Dated at Rock Island, Ill, April. 10, 1900.
JAMES W. CAvASAUCH, Chairman.
~. J. NJ Entry. Secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

SOuTHEKN Illinois was strictly lin
it, in the republican state cenTen-
ton Chicago candidates fell outside
their breastworks.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

JoHN j. Blows, of Nandalia. was a
pretty big man up to the time that
the convention organized. lie has
not been heard of since.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

MIR. CNKNEGIE's remark that Mr..
Mckinley begins right and ends &C
cnr'ling to circumstances, comes dan
gerously close to being an epigram.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

Pneumonia follows Ia grippe, but
never follows the use Of Foley's Honey
and Tar. the great throat and lung
remedy. At all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16
Fair Unnec~,..rx

= TOMMY know now why you wear
only one eyeglass-
His Big Sisters Beau-why?
Tommy-Brother Jack says you
ought TO see with half an eye that sis
ter doesn't care anything about you
Jewelers. Weekly. Es~, ~SxSss
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

IL order to fully realize the extent
OF Yates victory one should read the
opinions of the other contestants re-
garding his candidacy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

YATES can be relied upon to stand
by the policy of Mckinley. There
will be 20 friction there, even if he
does owe his nomination to Tanner.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

"But 1 will, and L defy you to pre-
vent me. have suffered ut your hands
as long as 1 can put up with it,
"Oh, 1 shan't try to stop you," he
quietly replied. I'm simply report to
the police that my wife has mysteri-
ously disappeared. They'll want your
description, and L will give it. You
wear No. shoes; you have an extra
large mouth; you walk stiff in your
knees; your nose turns up at the end;
eyes rather on the squint; voice like
a.
wretch, You wouldn't dare do
that" she screamed.
Il certainly will, and the descrip-
ton will go in all the papers"
They glared at each other n moment
in silence. Then it was plain to be
seen he had the dead wood on her
Columbus Journal.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16
OF DAVENPORT.

CONSULTATION AND Elk ANIMATION FREE
He wishes to examine every case of
poor sight, blurred vision, smarting
and burning eyes, defective and cross
eyes, headache and nervous troubles.
SAVE YOUR EYEsIGHT.
Making the eye an exclusive spc-
cialty and devoting his whole atten
ton to this important organT he is by
his new methods restoring -sight to-
those who have scarcely any sight
left.
DO You HAVE HEADACHES?
DR.. Cofrman is giving permanent
relief to 95 per cent of all cases Of
headaches and can relieve yours, no
matter VINO has failed to cure you be-
fore. Neglect and delay arc the
causes of most of the blindness and
eye trouble today. Don't neglect
yours. One-half of his patients are
those VINO have been fitted by others.
and have proven unsatisfactory.
CROSSED EYES.
If your child's eyes are crossed
now is the time to attend to them. |
have had number of those cases and
succeeded in straig htening the eyes
with glasses which | have prepared
especially for this purpose. Satisfac-
ton guaranteed in every respect.
DIR. d. COnman Can BE Consulted
at the
Harper House, May II, p, 81.
Remem Der the dates. Hours from
a. m. to B p. m. Evenings by APP
pointment only. Permanent Office,
80 McManus Building, Davenport.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

Nine chances in ten it's your kidney
that needs attention if you don't feel
well. Foley's Kidney cure makes
healthy kidneys and will make you
well. at all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16
sbe,Decided to Remain.

81 will" she exclaimed. Il will not
live with you another day.
You leave me, will your he calmly
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16
WE CURE WHEN OTHERS FAIL.
Chronic
Nervous and Private
Diseases
of Both Sexes.
Consultation Free.

Exhaustive drains
Dyspepsia Kidney
and
therefor youcan
dto ace int o
eotS An sIIospt fac huudreds
by We e has beer ocatei in Daven
o
Best of and
OnIY Durable Cases Taken. If you cannot call write.
10Y Hundreds cured by
a nn p p
Mccullough Building, Davenport
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

To1HA.
B..rstAo A1hs kiHd Yos HsIs nEsys Bsach
's,s- &cHAzEN
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16

asked.
Yes, will" ) ! +
"When?" r
downright off-this minute" !
. you'll go away" z
Eyes, sir
81 wouldn't if / were you"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1900-05-16
THE ARGUS.

III THE NAME or j. ". PorTEE'
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
SENATORIAL COURTESY.
The Gentleman from the south Gave Way and the senat- Was
 Adjourned.

Senator Pettus, of Alabama, is the most owilike member of the senate. He is SO ponderously solemn that he is unconscious ly humorous
 Mir. Pettus will be so years old next July. He belongs to the old school of southern statesmen now fast disappearing It is easy 70 see, m the dogmatic manner in which he lays down the law to his senatorial col leagues, that he has been judge. He speaks with great deliberation, at the rate of about SIX words a minute, and each word is em- phaszed by the waving of his chin whiskers His gestures are confined to wide sweep of his arm from his body and an inverse mo- ton. Everything he does or says is serious. Even when he wants the senate 10 adjourn. he goes about 1t in a way that is the very qulntessence of solemn dignity. For in- stance, the other afternoon, when Mir. Spooner was talking on the Quay case, Mir. Pettus arose
 T should like to ask the senator to give way for motion, if he pleases," remarked MT. Pettus, uttering each word as if the late of the nation depended upon the an- swer.
 T will agree to anything the senator wants me to-" replied Mir. Spooner. smiling ", except to vote against my convictions on constitutional question"
 am not asking you to do that" said you to give way to a motion.6
 Well, what is it ?" asked MT. Spooner. E. Tt is to adjourn" answered MT. Pettus. in his melancholy voice and without a smile. Every member of the senate laughed, and the motion to adjourn was carried.-Wash- ington Post
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
THE SUSPENSION WAS BRIEF.
Wire Mills of the American Steel .S Wire Co.,, in the Pittsburgh
 District Rcsuning.

Pittsburgh, Pa., April 19.-Suspen- sion of the wire mills of the American Steel and Wire Co.,, in this district, over which there was much anxiety, has been brief. The wire departments of the works are in operation again, while the nail mills will probably be idle for some time. Orders have been issued for the resumption of the Ninth street Braddock wire plant. All the wire drawing and rod departments are to begin at once.
 The nail mill is not expected to re- sume for several weeks, as it IS claimed the nail market is stagnant. The Rankin mill will not, close. It is reported at Braddock that the other mills would resume in a short time.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
TRIAL OF COL. COLsON.
The Circuit Court at Frankfort, Ky,
 Has a Noted Case on Hand.

Frankfort, Ky, April 19.-The talk. ing of testimony in the trial of Col Coison, charged with killing Lieu, Scott and l.. w. Demaree, commenced in the circuit court. The first witness introduced by the commonwealth Wa. Capt R. B. Golden, who was badly shot during the duel, and who is sup. posed to have entered the hotel offica with Ethelbert Scott. Golden testified al length as to his whereabouts after arriving in this ely, up to the time oi the shooting.
 Golden said he left Scott at the ci. gar stand, and started across the of, nee to the main entrance. Witness did pot know whether Scott was followina him or not. When near the door hd saw Colson arise from his chair, and heard someone moving rapidly behinJ him.
 "Colson took steady aim, and fired the first shot," said the witness, but l don't know who fired the second. I was shot in the back while trying to get out of the room
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
MISS ANNIE WYANDOTTE.

Miss Annie Wyandotte, queen of the operatic stage and dramatic soprano, says: 4B8
 Fifteenth St. and Jackson Ave.
 Kansas City. Mo.
 "Dr. Hartman:
 Dear Sir-Pe-ru-na has been my salvation. It has given me back a beautiful voice, a gift of God; it has brought me once more to my old pro- fession. I can talk now, and sing, where before, could scarcely whis- per. Can you wonder at my delight? wish every person who is suffering as I suffered might know Pe-ru-na. Only those who have been afflicted can ever know the intense satisfac- tion and gratitude that comes with a complete cure. My voice was com pletely gone. April 15 I felt so elatcd over the restoration of my voice that I inserted an advertisement in The Star for vocal pupils. The advertise ment, which cost me 65 cents, brought me five pupils, and that was the be- ginning of my present large class. Yours gratefully. a @Ye
 Annie Wyandotte."
 A congestion, inflammation or ul- ceration of the mucous membrane. whether of the head, stomach, kid neys. or other organ. is known to the medical profession as catarrh. It is known by different names, such as dyspepsia, Bright's disease, female complaint, diarrhoea, bronchitis, con sumption and host of other names. Wherever there is a congested mucous membrane there is catarrh, acute or chronic. 1
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
SHOCKING A LANDLORD.
The Guests Wanted Cheap Game In. stead of High-Priced
 Store Meat.

We had been at Rocky Mountain hotel for week, and beefsteak and mutton chops had been on the bill of fare at every meal to the exclusion of all other meats. l. was finally decided to send the colonel to the landlord to protest, and having gained the ear of mine host, he said:
 .'I want to speak to you in a good natured way about your meats"
 My meats?" echoed the landlord. "Why, is there anything wrong about my meats? I'm getting the very best"
 "1t's beefsteak and mutton, you know"
 'Yes, 1 know, and they cost me heap of money to get 'em here, yes, sir, almost worth their weight in silver, but must have the best. What is it you complain of"
 "We don't complain. What I wanted to ask you was about game. There must be game around here"
 "Of course. Do you mean to say that your crowd wants venison, bear meat, ante lope, prairie chicken, turkey and so on?"
 Exactly. Yes, that's what we want"
 'In place of beef and mutton!"
 'Yes."
 "Well, I'll be hanged Here, Jim, tell the boys to go out after cartload of game and to keep it up for three or four days! Here's a crowd kicking about steaks at B cents per pound and chops at 30 and ready to fill up on game at two dollars ton! We'll, you eastern folks beat the band in your queer tastes about eating! Next thing you'll be telling me you prefer wild goose to Chi cago sugar cured ham!"-Boston Globe.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
MRS. COLONEL HAMILTON.

That Pe-ru-na has become a house. hold remedy in the home of Mrs. Colonel Hamilton is we'll attested by a letter from her, which says: II can give my testimony as to the mcr- its of your remedy, Pe-ru-na. I have been taking the same for some time, and am enjoying better health now than have for some years. attrib- ute the change to Pe-ru-na, and rec ommend Pe-ru-na to every woman, believing it to be especially beneficial
 to them" Mrs. Hamilton's residence is 259 Goodale street, Columbus, Ohio.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
MET IN ANNUAL CONFERENCE
Second Annual Conference of the Catholic Colleges of the United
 States and Canada.

Chicago, April 19.-The second an nual conference of Catholic colleges Of the United States and Canada be- gan here, at St. James High School hall. Monsigneur Conaty, rector of the Catholic university at Washing ton. D. C., presided. Prominent Cath ohc educators, representing nearly all the Catholic colleges of the country, are in attendance. Many able papers nave been prepared on subjects which are of great importance to the dele gates. The object of the conference this year is the unifying of Catholic collegiate education.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
THURSDAY, April IS. Grain ana Provisions.

St Louis = Flour - Patents, sS 5oQ3 60 {; other grades, s2.75Q3.45. Wheat-No. ? red, 72lkQ73c Corn-No. ? mixed, 394Q39l5c Oats-No.2, ,25i2Q25%c. Hay-Timothy, ylo % @ia.Oo. prairie, S7.U0490o; good to choice clover s10.00ql25O. Butter-Creamery, 16Q 19o: dairy, 15QIc. Eggs-Fresh, sac. Lard-Prime steam, 7.20c. Pork-New mess, $l3 O0Q1350 Bacon-Clear rib, TAG. W ool-Tub- washed 21@33c; Missouri and Illinois medium combing, 2lQ22c; other grades l3Q21.
 Chicago-Closing Quotations: Wheat April. 65sic; May, 66c.: July, 679sc; Septem- Der. 6S1s@6sAc Corn-April, 3S5sc; May, 391sa3s1ac; July, 4GAc; September. 401sc. Oats-April, 23Ac; May. 2312c; July, 23ssc: September, 22l2c. Pork-April, sl2.92ls May. SIP s5; July. sl3.l0. Lard-April, s7.25 May. S725; July, s7.35; September, s7 40. Short ribs-April, s7.15@7.l719: May, sZ15aD $l.17l2; July, S15qZl7A: September. g. .1212@I7. .l5.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
A Plum For the University of Topck,

Topeka, Kas., April 19.-The will of Mrs. Eliza Chrisman, who died in To- peka, recently, has been filed by the probate court. She bequeaths the greater part of a fortune, estimated at S250,000, for the founding of the University of Topeka. The bequest is contingent upon churches of Kansas raising an equal amount within ten years.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
Thirtcen student. pror..s

n'ngen' April 1e.-A boat, on board of which were 20 members of ,he oatnohc Students association, while crossing ., the river Rhine, Tuesday, from 'his place to Rudesheim, was eansized and 13 of its occupants were drowned
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
Live Stock Market.

St. Louis-Cattle-Fancy exports $. 5o9 600 butchers, $4.25m5.25; stockers, $3.25u 4.s0: cows and heifers. s275a4s5. Hogs Packing, s5.40a575; butchers, s560G5.S5: light, s5.25@5.65. Sheep-Mutton sheep. s5.5OQ6.50; lambs, s575Q7,1O; spring. do.. $7 00aS.00.
 Chicago-Cattle-Go to prime steers. S4 90Q5.90; poor to medium, S410a4. 75 stockers and feeders, $3 4Oqi90: cows, s3.ooa4.5O; heifeers, 8. l5q4,.5; canners, s2.25 @2.s0; calves, s4.5om6. 75; Texas fed steers. $4 O0Gi5. .25. Hogs-Mixed and butchers s5.50@5.75;. good to choice heavy, s5.50Q ESQ; rough heavy, s5.45Q5.55: light, s. 45e1 5.7O. Sheep-Good to choice wethers, $6 % G6 45: fair to choice mixed, s500n5 go; !; western sheep s600Q6.S0; yearlings, s600u e50; native lambs. s55OQL40; western lambs, $6.00QI.40.
 Kansas City-Cattle--Nativ steers Sl. l.OCd5 55: Texas steers, $4.00QI510; Texas cows. g. 75Gt400; native cows and heifers, g 356i5. .l0 stockers and feeders. SSS545.50 Hogs-Heavy, S5.45Q5. .62l2 packers, S:45W 5.55: mixed, $5.35Q5.50; light, s5.4065. 50; ; workers, $5.45Q5.50 Sheep-Lambs $4.00Qe 100; muttons, $S0OQ6.5O
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
A University of Illinois F.xen,

Chicago, April 19.-The eighteenth annual banquet of the college of phy- siclans and surgeons at the Audito rum, Tuesday night, was, for the first tune, University of Illinois event. Three hundred of the members of the graduating class, alumni and faculty were present.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
Strained Relations with Turkey.

Washington, April 19.-The diplo- matic relations of the United States and Turkey are strained almost to the breaking point, by reason of the fail ure of the Ottoman government to keep its promises with regard to the indemnity for the destruction of American property during the Ar- menian massacre in 1895.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
Certainly . Prize Thought.

A teacher of music in one of the public schools of the south desired to impress the pupils with the meaning of the signs "f'' and "f'' in song they were about to sing. After explaining that "f' meant forte, he said: Now, children, if f means forte, what does if mean ?''
 Silence reigned for moment, and then he was astonished to hear bright little fel. low shout:
 "Eighty!"-New Lippincott.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
10 Observe the Solar Ec1,,.o

Oakland, Cal, April 19--A party of sight astronomers, of which Prof Charles Hurckhalter, of Cabot observo. tory Will be member, will leave on Tuesday next for Union Point, Ga, to observe the total eclipse of the sun. which is to occur May 2s.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
To Have a school os Gan,

ehicago, April 19.-A special to the Times Herald from Madison. Wis. says: The establishment of n school of commerce at the university of Wis sonsln was unanimously decided upon oy the board of regents at their meet Ing Tuesday night.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
Nominated Separate Candidates.

Great Bend, Kas.. April 19.-There will be no fusion in the Seventh con gressional district this campaign. The populists and democrats of the dis trjct, in separate conventions, nomi- ated two candidates for congress. The democrats nominated Claude Duval, of Reno county, and the populists l. F. Campbell, of Sedgwick.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
striking Tennessee M,n.

knoxville, Tenn. April 1a.--The striking miners at Coal Creek are still out and are standing together firmly. o'hcers have served writs of dispos- session upon the strikers and tEeir families compelling them to vacate company houses.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

blood Tor four months, and the doc tors could help me but little. They operated on me three times. It was very painful and only obtained lit- tie relis if. I was so weak could not turn in bed. Then applied to Dr. Hartman. did not know whether he could help me or not, but l followed his advice, and used only three bot ties of Pe-ru-na and Man-a-lin. Now ! am as we'll and as strong as l ever was, thanks to your remedies" Pelvic catarrh has become so frequent that most women are more or less afflicted with it. It is usually called female disease.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
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 VIII Co by Special Trnt.

Cinclnnati, April 19.--The Commer- cial club has arranged for a special 'rain to Boston for the biennial re- union Tn that city, June $, of com mercial clubs. This train may join the one bearing the St. Louis club to BSs- ton.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
Countess Festctic. No, n-.

can Francisco, April 19.--Adyices rom New York state that the Conp- ss res'et'cs, fromerly Miss Ellen .iaggln' who was reported to have p, psen drowned by the sinking of her husoand's yacht, is in that city.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
Ghost of the Glacier

And Other Tales, including Making Revo lution, Susquehanna Trail, Sculpture of the Elfs, Once Pillar of the World, Feathers of Fashion, and others. A delightful volume, beautifully illustrated. Ready for distribu- tion about May l. Send 10 cents to T. w. Lee, General Passenger Agent Lackawanna Railroad, 26 Exchange Place, New York City. Edition Limited
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

Apowder to shake into your shoes. It rests the feet CuresCorns, Bunions, Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous Aching, Sweating feet and h. growing Nails. Aliens FootEase makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores. 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

A. B. Stroud, Granville, Ga, wrote: A priceless boon has been given the baby world in Dr. Motfett's Teethina (Teething Pow ders).
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

Have you catarrh of the head, throat, lungs, stomach or any other organ of the body? If so, write to Dr. Hartman at once. He will send you directions for treatment without charge. Address Dr. Hartman, Colum- bus, o. 0
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
Respected Her Confidence.

Poetess-The poem l sent you, MT. Ed itor, contains the deepest secrets of my soul ~
 Editor-I know it, madam; and no one shall ever find them out through me- Stray Stories
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

'T suppose you have quite forgotten, Mir Jones, that you owe me fver? "No, haven't yet. Give me time and will. "- Punch.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

It is somewhat disquieting to observe that while it is notoriously impossible to live in Washington on 5000 year. comparatively nal. #&tsEe sA
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

Mrs. Margar- e t h a Dauben, No. 1914 North Superior street, R a C inc City, Wis, says: 1T feel so we'll and good and health ful now that pen cannot describe it. Fortuna is
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

Pleasant, Wholesome, Speedy, for coughs is Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar. Pike's Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
Financial.

New York. April 1s.-Money on call nominally at 3 per cent; phime mercan- change firm, with actual business In bankers' bills at 4S734G4Ss for demand. and 4Siq4SlA for 60 days; posted rates. is2ik and iSSls; commercial bills ieSs4 sil- yer certificates, 6Ol4 g6liz: bar silver. 59is; Mexican dollars. IA. Government bonds strong.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

Everybody thinks if neighbor's dog bit him, he would kill the dog, but he wouldn't Washington Qa.) Democrat.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

everything to me. feel healthy ard we'll, but if should be sick I would know what to take. I have taken sev- eral bottles for female complaint. I am in the change of life and it does me good" t "
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. T., Feb r, 1900.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20
Carfer,a Ink.

Good ink is necessity for good writing Carter's IS the best. Costs no more than poor ink.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

Fortune sometimes favors the brave and sometimes she leads them into . trap Puck
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

When woman dreads to ask her husband for anything she sends her daughter.-At chison Globe.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

The advice of some people should be ac- compan3Sd with printed directions for talk ing.-CMcago Daily News.
The Forrest City times., 1900-04-20

Most of the good jokes are old ones if you only knew it.-Washington Qa.) Democrat.