Arizona republican., 1900-11-07

When We are finally "saved' we want the job to be done by and old man who has spent a long and credftacle Nfa in the ministry and not by a ''boy preacher"
 When people say Hhey will do any thing in tne world for you they mean about as much as a candidate when hc says his ambition is to serve his coun- try and his countrynen- A woman has been begging in Atch- iscn lately. claiming that her husband is an invalid" It has bc5n discovered that he is a. loafar, but it's about the same :hing. so far as ths woman i, | concerned.
 When d girl gets married how soon therl after should her sister begin wis iting her? An AtchisOn man lately 1 married an out-of-town girl, and three days after thei couple returned home the brides sister arrived for a visit. The Atchison Kin Association sent her home It was too soon.-Atehison Globe.
 Kin are particularly fatal in politics.
 I'd rather have my way" we heard man say lately. than be president | Somehow it always shocks people 10 see a woman smile while wearing mourning.
 After all it depends on whom we. are talking to as to h2w much talking we do ourselves.
 l There is so much complaint of dull business t..at old Mark Hanna should 1 do" something.
 Some smart life insurance agent could make money by working q jay before an audience. One consolation a man with an in cur.ble disease has. is that he is. not i bore1 by life insurance agents. No man ever had tooth pulled with | out thinking that the dentist seemed to take particular delight in hurting him.
 Isn't l. wonder the people agree as often as they do? The late census shows that there Is one attorney to ev- cry coo people.
 They say q man can't eat quail thirty days in succession, bus 1t has been demonstrated that man can eat beef steak daily for fifteen years.
 A man never E, Is any enjoyment out of a love affair unless he has company: a woman can fall In love with q prince in a book. but a man can't.
 When q brakeman speaks his mind freely 10 q man. particularly to a man he diSikes. or ''has it in for" he says he "gave him ihe whole works
 Those who don't impose on you find fault with you.
 Consider what q candidate has been, not what he promises 10 be.
 If you abuse your bushes rival too much, people will think h~ dGSturbs you.
 People have not outliret the age of romance so long as 1t is still possible to fool them.
 During the progress of every breach of promise case, 1t occurs to us that q I love letters are much alike.
 There isn't anything in q druggist $ perfume case uhSrt smells as good as chih sauce when It is cooking.
 The women talk cG thc difficulty of catching up with their work as if their work ran like q scared wolf.
 1t is every woman'e5 complaint that her husband gives the most desirable part Of the chicken to the wrong guest.
 The guests aft T q wedding are nos raving over the bride as she imagines, they are all srumbnns. T don't sce fu5w they can afford it.
 It Is a nfis take. from a woman's s StinJ Go.nt, to make the dIning table too long for her to reach her huSband's $ .ess Ui4~ti. l. with her foot.
 Mi-s. Lys>tn,t-r JO!in Appleton has bowel n-t n, tii Before the winds of :Ld- VerSi,y. She recently returned from New York and her friends all have the impression ths,i, she spent the time in St. Joe.
 A woman ti. q in Atchison recently, and the neignbors who called took the lttle girls on thein laps and petted thcin, and consoled them, SLnd gave them toys and presents to take thsir minds from their affiictlon. Out be- hind tho barn a boy spent the entire day crying with his nead on the ground. | But he wiped his cy5s on his dirty l sleeve and his grief wasn't pretty, and l the women in the parlor with his pretty | sisters on their laps thought he didn't | oare.-Atchison GlOb7.
 POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
 The man who pays well fares the best.
 Breath is the mort useful thing In the | long run.
 Many q mans originality is due to q defective memory.
 One way to rna1e apple trees bare Is to pick the leaves off.
 The man wh5 wants to rlalc. his will | can always find a. way.
 A tailor Is justified In giving his GUS toners fits occasionally.
 Girls there are no microbes in the | kiss of ! cigarette fi,nl. but
 When men abuse you suspect your self: when they praise you suspect | them.
 Doctors are supposed to be healthy | because they never take their own medicine.
 NOT HER STATION.