Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1900-01-20
CAPITAL JoTTlNGs
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Ooera House tonight
Fos horns in use.
SPECIAL train tonight
The blue flag still waves.
And the next day it ralned.
No for Baltimore and Bryan.
r,,e crowds gong to hear Bryan.
tl bouse-an inebriate asy lum.
l.oiter PIuvius is having his in
hirgs wn NJ.
boz long, -,
nBebind the clouds is the sun still
,,nHg..
poltical economy-cut,ing down
,suPlgn funds.
Even the milk OF human kindness IS
.omelimss watered.
The ouack doctor usually does we'll
"a doing the SICK.
Some people save money for rainy
sy and they pray for rain.
-G,loshes. macintoshes and umbrel-
IA, had their week.
-Ooy Two rainy days in September.
hnuay is making up for 1t.
Weather Man says Fair and cold
e.. AaHg V1rW.
Eaoueh rain has fallen into the life
dall This week to last for "a spell.
London and Annapolis seemed to
have snapped places on the map.
It's tn; bad young man who usually
Ives 10 a good old age.
Insomnia is sometimes another name
fora guilty. Coincidence.
In cultlyaling a voice 1t is not
Necessary to irrgate the vocal chords.
TO- Good resolutions should never b e
sDosed to become things OF the passed.
The Matchmaker never complains
shout times being bad.
II everybody followed the golden
rae there would be no need of heaven.
When il comes TO advice, we all
igrss that is better to give than to
RctVe
When a woman reads a novel she
gtnsnlly looks over the first and last
Chapters and guesses at the rest.
Its natural that when a fellow has
noneY to burn there should be a hot
tine.
There's something queer about a
gr who boasts that she has never been
kssed.
theoretically speaking. the inven-
noi flying machine lives in the
clouds He's generally up in the air.
loo,
AFTER woman gets married"
ays The Confirmed Bachelor, "she
i,alles that there is no such thing as an
del man.
When a man wears home made
clothes he begins to lose faith in the
asinal illness Of things.
Many fellow who tells his best girl
AsS the hight OF his life raises an awful
e' over the size OF the gas bills after
'hs! are married.
-SNIIeus-"Hou can't tell much
aaoul mans financial condition from
1' Clothes he wears Cynicus-"No:
wv must see his wlfe's clothes, ;"
~ don't care for your poem. The
SSe'g oil the Lark. remarked the editor.
lai poet signed YEARLY. TO tell the
a',n' he replied. 81 myself much
TosT The lay OF the hen"
w p [. Slggers, Patent Lawyer.
"'sa'ngion, d. C.. whose ad appears
Oa' columns publishes a valuable
N~,''eated book entitled "How to
S''4'n Patent, Caveat, Mark and
II0PyiShI Protection, with Decisions in
=, v,-u ~ patent Cases" A copy will be
XII Tee to any address.
When YOU cannot sleep for coughing
ave Ohamberlain's Cough Remedy. It
10y gives prompt relief. 1t is most
',....' iot colds. too, as it aids expec-
-, n-' . relieves the lungs and prevents
i. tendency toward pneumonia. For
.! eIdmeyer Bros. City Drug Store.
GSes ''>' N0re "' 'he |AflIAL
r., 49,
v. aON SALE-A three-horse power
g. engine and boiler. Price 500
n L os seen a, the CAPITAL office where
d ~ ns. Oeen running, having substituted
I, sv"er ior steam, we have no further
W H. and will sell at scrifce.
CA = ToRrA.