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Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

natural allies, the Independent labor and
populist vote, e the humiliation of
the fusion ticket and all 1t represents.
The contest in fact promises to be be-
tween the Independent democrats and
the regular republicans. The latter win
win, having the best ticket, the sound
est principles, and being identified with
a party whose success means prosperity
and good government to the nation.
Republicans. therefore, are hopeful and
jubilant. Let them keep working for the
whole ticket, for good government, for
justice, for personal liberty, for property
rights, for law and order, and for clean
methods. Victory will then be assured.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01
COUNTY REPUBLICAN TICKET.


D..trict Judge .......... -. w. Baccrn
Clerk of district Court. .....C. F Lloyd
Sherlrf ........ .......... ..W. II. AouiS
Clerk and Recorder ........ ..E. A. Ford
County Treasurer ....... Byron II. Cook
County Assessor ......... &C. "A. Lyford
County Attorney ....... ..Chas. G. Kohl
coroner ........... .cidiieS 1. "oiiido
County Auditor 80. Herman S~trasburger
Superintendent of Schools "A. c. NewIu
Public Administrator .........J. Chauvln
County Surveyor .............T. T.. BAKER
MEMBERS OF LEGISLATURE.
T. o. Miles M. A. Berger
William Dyer Z. J. Bennett
c. W. Ell1ngwood Sewall Davis
J.. H. Leyson George A. Clark
George Blinn Thomas Driscoii
D.. J. Giard George Pascoe
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.
Sam ]. Reynolds c. A. Elvers
James Davidson
JUSTICES AND CONsTABLEs.
South Butte TownshiprJustices: AL
bert Shepard. J. L. Lewis. Constable:
Arthur Gillette.
Silver Bow Township-Justices: S. H.
Almon, B. NJ. Beebe. C~onstables: TT.
Bordeaux, Thomas Coombs.
W~alkerville Observation-Disclosures: John
Marsland. w. J. Harris. Constabies: w.
J.. Hancock, Jonathan Hoskings.
Meaderville Township-Justices: j. NJ.
Miller, w. Wedlake. Constables: Angelo
I'era, Nagala Palagi.
German Township-Justices: Milo
French, William Calvert. Constablcs:
Ben Twitchell, Arthur Forrest.
Red Mountain Township-Justices: w.
J. Farmer, w. L.. Robbins. Constables: J.
B. Reynolds, Phil Reed. -
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

The newspapers which are resorting to
e~xtravagant caricaturing Of men who
are not in office or running for office are
only wearying the public and inviting a
reply in kind. A political cartoon may
be a good thing, rejecting credit on the
artist, but c%aricatures of persons so un-
like them as to require the publication
of their names beneath, only defeat the
object desired, and indicate a lack Of
argument, instead Of calling attention to
a worthy cause.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

Republicans should be full Of hope
these days. The division of the once
united democracy affords more than
assurance of republican VIC
tory all along the line.
The independent democratic move
ment. should it's strength go to Hogan
for governor, renders certain the over
Whelming defeat Of Hon. Joseph X.
Toole and the entire democratic ticket.
In Silver Bow county the detection of
what is called the "hill' vote and its
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

Montana is not yet ready to wave the
red flag of anarchy In an effort to drive
capital out of he state, array labor
against capital M close down the mines
prosperous condition. *
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

The latest democratic yarn is that
General Lawton was shot by ar Ameri-
a deserter, not by a native Rebel. That
will not do. The gallant soldier was
killed by a Filipino bullet, as he foresaw
when he wrote to his friend, John
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

Barrett. The democratic challenge as to
the g~enuineness Of that letter and the
later claim that a deserter shot the
writer Of 1t are alike unworthy Of Gre
dence.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

The Hon. Joseph X. Toole has a con-
tells the truth. Are they going to justify
his opinion of them by supporting him
at the polls?
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

He Didn't-Defeated Candidate-"You
encouraged me to run for the office. You
know you did. You said you thought i
wouldn't make a bad alderman"
Trusty Henchman-"Well, the returns
seem to show that I was right."-Boston
Christian Register.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

Gratitude-Young Lady-"Give me
one yard of-Why haven't l seen you be-
fore?"
Dry Goods Clerk-"Oh, Maud, can you
nave forgotten me? l saved your life at
h seaside last III
Young Lady (warmly)-"Why Of
course you did! You may give two yards
of this ribbon. please."-Boston Journal.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

FOR STATE TREASURER.
s. J. EDWARDS OF LEWIS AND
CLARKE.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01
SHARPS AMI FLATS.

First Pedestrian-'Say you jabbed me
In the eye with your umbrella"
Second Pedestrian-"Oh, no, I didn't
This Is a borrowed umbrella. "-ChicagC
News.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

Recognized Him-Mrs. Casey (reading
war news)-"Wan soldier wor morthal
wounded, an his lasht words wor
Gimme whiskey.'"
Mrs. Dolan (whose husband Is at the
front)-"Hivin help me fatherless chill
der, thot wor Pat.'-Harper's Bazaar.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

Blissful ~Ignorance-A certain German
professor of music, to be met with in
English drawing-rooms, is an entertain.
ing old gentleman.
To him, recently, a lady said, when
one of his compositions had just been
rendered by one Of the guests:
How do you like the rendering of
your song, professor"
"Vos dot my song?" replied the pro-
fesSOr. IT did not know him."-Tid-BitS.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

Entirely True-Hicks-"What a ro-
II o are! You say you slept like
a baby last night, and we heard you half
the night believing like all possessed"
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

II suppose said Miss Snaps fiance,
you'll be sorry when I marry your sis
ter and take her away to live with me-"
NO." replied her little brother. Il
never did like you much, anyhow
Philadelphia Press.
The First Quarrel-The bride (fron,
Chicago)-'This is my fourth bridal
tour
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

FOR LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR.
A. j. BENNETT OF MADISON.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

FOR SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOL.
w. f. HARMON OF GALLATIN.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL.
T. j. PORTER OF YELLOWSTONE.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

FOR SECRETARY OF STATE.
A. N. YODER OF SILVER BOW.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

FOR GOVERNOR.
d. e. FOLSOM OF MEAGHER.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

"Say, old man. I saw your wife down
town."
did you? Why, wha~ did you ever
meet her?"
Never met her until this morning"
Then how in the world did o know
her?"
IT recognized your necktie.'-Chicago
News.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

The Bridegroom-''Well. I hope it will
be YOU last one"
The Bride bursting into tears)-''You
selfish thing!"-Town Topics.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

FOR ELECTORS.
L. S. WILSON OF. GALLATIN.
H. C. KESSLER OF SILVER bow
PAUL MCCORMICK OF YELLOW
STONE
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

FOR ASSOCIATE JUSTICE.
r. Won TOBEL OF FERGUS.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01
STATE TICKET.

FOR CONGRESSMAN.
s. G. MURRAY OF MISSOUI4A.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01

FOR STATE AUDITOR.
C. c. PROCTOR OF CASCADE.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-10-01
Lace Curtains
Reduced
Marked With Green Tag

"a pairs white lace curtains. were
$3.50, reduced to SOC.
2 pairs white lace curtains, were
$3.50, ruduced to $1.50.
4 pairs white lace curtains, were
$500, reduced to S5c.
II pairs white lace curtains, were
SAFE, reduced to $3.50.
3 pairs white lace curtains, were
$500, reluced to $500.
Is pairs rufled curtains, $500,
reduced $1.00.
Is pairs ruffled curtains, $500, re-
duced $3.50.
6 pairs ruffied curtains, $500, re-
duced $500.
6 sample curtains, odd, Csc each.
6 sample curtains, odd, soc each.
s sample curtains, odd, $1.OO each.
6 sample curtains, odd, fine Irish
Point, $3.50 each.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1900-01-05
THE BRIAIs PIPE.

II is strange. and yet it is fact,
that the English workman is of no use
in the manufacture ofpipes. The most
skiltul artisans are either the Austrians
or the French. The pipemakers arc Il
very select, small body. and observe
every precaution to prevent their trade
being learned 10y outsiders. They
will have no apprentices, and if | intro
duced any boys into my factory" says
pipe manufacturer, Il should have to
which is 81 a week On the other hand,
the workmcn are clever, and they earn
high wages. When the blocks arrive
over here they are at once sorted
Out of one gross of blocks rarely cvci
get more than three or four good enough
for the very finest class of pipes, about
dozen for good quality pipes, and
perhaps as many as four dozen for the
ordinary everyday pipe. The remain
ing seven dozen pieces of wood are
thrown into the furnace, and, | might
mention, help considerably to generate
the necessary steam power for the ma
chinery. Thus fully sixty per cent Of
the material purchase is Of no use
whatever, and it is this extraordinary
waste that causes the briar pipe to be
SO expensive. The prevailing defect,
| may mention by the way, is general
ly in the form OF a crack in the wood.
| used to sell these defective blocks at
4 penny apiece, and have sent away as
many as forty thousand condemned
briars at time, but now | burn them
all. The briars were sent abroad, and
the cracks and flaws stopped with put
ty or some other composition, and then
stepped in a strong solution of per-
manganate of potash, which deeply co..
ored the wood and made the defect in
! visible, except on close inspection. All
those brars you see of very deep col
or have pissed through the pcrmanga-
nate Of potash bath, and You may rest
assured that there is defect somewhere
they would not be that color if it
were not SO, because natural brar is Of
medium light hue As to the aver
age life Of a briar pipe, you may take
it for granted that it will last YOU as
many years as it costs YOU shillings.
That is to say, ii you pay SIX shillings
for Il pipe, if you are moderate smoker,
it will last for six years The style Of
hriar pipe that is mostly in demand is
that with bowl cut the straight way
of the grain This, | may tell YOU. is
not the most reliable kind of pipe, as
the sudden expansion 10y the heat and
contraction of the wood when you stop
smoking cause it to split in short
time. The best pattern of Il briar is
that with bowl the grain Of which is
very notified in appearance, or, as we
cali it, a birds eye grain This will
never split"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1900-01-05
5elrtt Mis&rllunq.
w 1Wen for "7he Enquirer"
Gold and Silver.
BY THOMAS III. LATIMER,
OF HYATTSNILLE.

There was CONSERVATION" tie DOT
tomless.1nit. when the s"1 70 inc
outer guard FASTENED TO relate, that a
new and beautiful world had been set
in motion and that upon that planet
could be seen persons Of the rarest
| beatty. The arch tiend Immediately
called his council together to learn
something about what had happened,
and at the same time asserted his
equality with the Omnipotent. His
chosen Angels OF darkness all prottered
| their services to travel to this beauti-
ful spot and obtain the desired intor-
nation, but with one circular motion
with his hree-pronged wand he bids
them be quiet. That such an under
taking was plainly his duty, for quick
action must be had, with Judgment and
decision, with orders that the Council
should be kept until his return. There
time is not counted; it is eternity in
He'll. He left them to seek the new
world, and there to implant his king
dom and defy the Omnipotent Being,
as he did when cast into the bottom
less-Dit. With some few orders to his
doorkeeper, the key was turned in the
massive adamantine door and he passed
out, to travel the space now so well
freuuented. On his arrival, standing
on the confines of that beautiful spot
and Deholding the two Human beings,
Just from the hand OF God, can YOU
imagine his pleasure! can you depict
his countclanc,! as he stands outside
and looks through the hedge at the
picture, never to be equalled for four
thousand, years Oh, Hellish Monster!
Father of liars; trcachrrous, knowing
full well lis objects before him, must
know him in his true character.
st resolve was to personate some
the lower animals given in
IF those before him. We know
what happened. The fall Of
the treachery of Satan. And
Dw also that from his hiding
Le heard the promise of God for
1tion. Satisfied SO lar with his
TX. he surveyed the earth and sea
EEotel its wealth
Then, retracing his steps, leaping
from pinnacle Of light, through preci-
pices of Gloom, down, down, to the gate
he first electric shock given
~ = rouS door, the thunderin.
vibration Of which echoed and re-echoed
to the bottom and through the arch
ways OF inferno, informed the Council
/ Of his Majesty $ return. And entering
through the widespread door, his
! C9untenance was snch, concerning the
| downfall OF man, that even the hounds
Of He'll crawied, sneakinI and whining
| into the womb OF He'll. With one long
stride he faces his Cabinet, being wei
coined back with that diplomacy, known
only to the Satanic world, he delivered
his message, informing them Of what
he had seen, and also of the downfall
of mln. The shout ofaccI,mation was
/ 50 loud and long, it caused the grottoes
to yibratc above aId beyond the natu-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1900-01-05

them to make 4 law so ingeniously
worded and arguments so pleasant the

them to make law so ingeniously
worded and arguments so pleasant the
common thinkers will be overcome.
LET this law be Gold standard" so
the few may gather and hoard the gold
and the many may be damned as slaves.
You are aware that through and by
the use of the wine cup we have caused
the major part of mortals to sell their
Inheritance to their neighbors. and
now to carry out their ingenious argu-
ments, they must he tempted to place
on this beautiful land, excepting Gold,
diamonds. precious stones, commerce
of the sea and land, all wealth gotten
by the ingenuity of man. | hereby
appoint two Of my comrades to execute
this work with these instructions, that
no one but the vilcst kind, those YOU
could not trust in any honorable trans
action, those whose word YOU would
not take, those who are prone to sneak
in dark alleys and mislead the igno-
rant, and those whose souls are pre-
destined when they enter here to be
doubly chained to keep them from
claiming my domain, they are the per-
sons fitted for this work, for they are
unknown 10 Their i,iiowS. ! command
that all shall tempt to the last cNtrem-
ity every one with the wine cup. God
has said, and he cannot lie, NO drunk
ard shall inherit the kingdom of heaven
and we shall see men with eyes on fire
reeling andtottcring. Every good in
tention OF trait will be warped, there
will be no crime known to our domain
that will not be accomplished. The
husband, in his frenzy, will sink the
dagger TO the heart of his wife, the
father will rob the cradle of his pratt
tling boy and with hellish glee cast
him down the precipices of rocks be-
cause, perhaps, he is tue image Of the
bride Of his youth. The beautiful
woman will change to 4 liend incarnate,
and in the brothel and gambling hells
will be produced wailings, sorrow,
tears, blood and carnage, SO that we at
last will conquer. And all hell said,
Oh, Chief. thy arguments are unan-
swerable. The lightning flashed
through the utter darkness, with the
vibration of the resoundine grottoes;
the leapinS fires were SO great, and
with such noise, that the arch fiend
turned and asked if there was war in
ball
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1900-01-05
1loetr1.


She was just the quainte / figure
In her tiny gown ofgray,
And her kirtle in the fashion
OF long-Snce-v vanished day.
As she sat on ancient rocker,
Stitching sampler row by row.
Staid nj dainty Peggy Rontledge.
Nigh century ago.
Little time for play hid p. y,
Tho she scare, nine years had seen:
JOYS were few and duties many
In those .'gooi old times, / ween:
Still the little head low bending
Piled the crimson threads and gold,
Every letter fraught with visions,
Dreams of childhood manifold.
In the dear old-fashicned garden,
Fragrant with sweet rose peIfum,
Where the bright birds loved to ho7er,
Round the honeysuckle bloom,
Wand ring up and down the pathway,
All on thoughts of love intent,
There she walked, fair Peggy Routledge,
With Eer dainty he ed down bent.
Smiling as she weaved life's story,
All of crimson threads and geld,
Not one sombre strand should mingle
With the bright ones manifold.
For, I'll have the love of Reuben
SO unused Peggy murmuring low,
As she stepped across the threshold,
Nigh on eighty years ago.
Seated on the quaint old rocker.
Busy hands are folded now,
And the silver threads are parted
Ger the placid, blue veined brow;
Thus we see old Peggy's picture,
After life of smiles and tears:
Happy in the love of Reuben
Were her peaceful closing years.
Peggy reached the age of ninety;
Still her heart was young, | wten,
As it was in girlhoods summer,
When her world was fresh and greer;
For her heart was just as guileless
As in those old days when she
Sat upon that self-same rocker
With her sampler on her knee.
". Y. Home Jouynd
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1900-01-05

The greatest height ever reached in
Il balloon was 26, ,l60 feet. Two of the
three acronauts who made this ascent
were suffocated.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1900-01-05
ACHING JOINTS.

Announce the presence of rheuma-
tism which causes untold suffering.
Rheumatism is due to Tactic acid in
the blood. 1t cannot be cured by linz
ments or other outward applications.
Hoods Sarsaparilla purifies the blood
removes the cause Of rheumatism and
permanently cures the disease. This
is the testimony of thousands of peo-
pie who once suffered the pains of rheu-
matism but who have actually been
cured by taking Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Its great power to act upon the blood
and remove every impurity is the
secret of the wonderful cures by Hoods
Sarsaparilla.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1900-01-05

Cant | have your daughter as a
New Years gift?" asked the brave
young man who had bearded the rich
old father in his den.
"No, sir. | would rather part with
every cent have on earth"
"Very well. Out of consideration
for your paternal feelings | will accept
the alternative"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1900-01-05

Try a wet towel at the back of th>
head when sleepless.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-01-19
SHORT NEWS STORIES.
Paper Mill That Runs ItseIf-Then
They Left the Car-Sir Thomas
Lipton's Thoughtfulness.


Joe Mccormick tells story of pa
per making in Connecticut which
shows that operating a mill is not such
serious matter as these big proprie-
tors would have us believe. Strolling
along the countryside in haymaking
time, Mr.. Mccormick happened on a
little paper mill which buzZed merrily
in shady dell. with everything clean
and sweet around it, A look in the of
flee showed no one there, and the Wis
itor then wandered over the mill, hop
ing to find some one to whom he could
talk business The machine was hum
ming along, and it seemed impossible
that there should be no one in attend
ance but even shouting failed to bring
forth signs of life, and Mr.. Mccormick
was about to leave when he spied some
men in a bayfield, some distance away.
IL say" he called to the nearest one
when he got within hearing, who runs
this mill?'
II do, was the reply.
We'll who's the ownerY
why, | am, to be sure"
do you mean to say that the mill
runs itself?"
Cert We start her up at 6 in the
morning, and she runs till 6 in the
evening. This mills been weaned,
stranger. She don't need a nurse.
While I'm getting in hay she puts half
ton o. paper on the roll. Gee up,
Bessr-Paper Trade Journal.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-01-19
Getting Acquainted.

The family had occupied the dwell
ing about a day and a half, and the
mistress thereof was putting carpet
down in the sitting room when there
came ring at the doorbell.
She FASTENED to the front door and
opened it. A smiling woman greeted
her.
Good morning!" said the caller.
"This is Mrs Murkley, | presume"
"Yes.v
81 am Mrs. Pergallup, your next door
neighbor."
"Glad to see you. win you come IMP
Thanks. | believe | will step in for
little while"
"You will find us all torn up, of
course. We haven't begun to get
things in shape yet"
Now don't you apologize, Mrs.
Murkley. know all about this thing
of moving"
Its an awful job, isn't it?'
Terrible. | sometimes tell Mr.. Per
gallup I'd almost rather have spell of
sickness than TO move. Two moves
are about as bad as fire. Well,
thought I'd drop in and get acquainted.
Could you lend me cupful of coffeeT'
Chicago Tribune.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-01-19

II heard a rather good story about
the present Duke of York when was
In London this summer" said II. r.
Westcott of Pittsburg to New York
Tribune reporter Prince George and
the late Duke of Clarence. who was ia
miliarly known as Collars and Cuffs
were in the navy and at Brazilian
port. There they met some English
people, and Prince George was some
what pronodnced in his attentions to
one of the young women, This. the
Duke of Clarence thought, was not as
ii should be and that the difference in
position made such attentions on the
part of Prince George wrong. He ac-
cordlngly reconstructed with his youn-
ger brother, who stood it passively for
time. but finally turned to him with,
oh, you go whistle God Save Your
Grandmother and leave me to attend
to my own affairs
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-01-19

1.-The late John Mccullough. the ira
gedian. was a great friend of mine"
said Comedian Crane, land when in
this city used always to live at
the Gilsey House. One day l went
there to call on him and, he being
out, left my card. upon which, un-
derneath my name, by way of a
joke. | wrote in large letters the
word Actor The next day l was
passing Mccullough on the street when
he stopped me with Say Billy, what
do you mean by leaving a card in my
box with such an Internal lie as that
written on it?'
II got even with him. however, later.
Mccullough was Unfortunately fond of
the game of seven up. and one evening
| had the satisfaction of beating him
nine straight games Bright and early
the following moSning again left my
card for him at his hotel, this time writ
ing below my name Seven up player.
When | saw Mccullough later in the
day, l jollied him with That wasn't
any lie put on my card this morning.
was it, JohnT And he evidently saw the
point, for he didn't reply to my ques-
tion. New York Tribune.