The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-01-18

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Perry Davis. Price 25c. and soc.
Successful recital "rhat story you told
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GaZZam I'm glad he liked it, replied
Mullins, deeply gratitied. Eyes, he said that
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My son was afflicted with catarrh He
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catarrh all left hmm j. .. Olmstead, Arco
IA, III,
The Balm does not initiate or cause sneez-
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Young physician "When you have a
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in?" Old doctor (grutiiy). The under
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DO you retract," demanded the inqulsi-
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hjiosopher darted a furtive glance of def.
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he muttered. Harlem Life.
thing worthy of recommendation, | consider
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A word of warning. "I'm going to run
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A long step ahead. Fitzwilliams. "Our
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The butter lobby were more numerous
and influential than the oleomargarine lob
by, and the pure food legislation prevailed
Soon after this, Butter and Oleomargarine
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srong!" Detroit Journal.
:
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out the weak spots il the digestive organs
encourages and stimulates them = Is in
box-10 cents Sold by Kllgore q Wilson
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4;
your sleep, Is it my ante?' Now what did
you mean by that?'' "Mean? Why, that's
simple. l was dreaming | was a boy again,
waiting for Christmas. And when another
boy asked me if didn't know who Santa
Claus was, said questioningly, lis it my
auntie? The dear Old lady brought me up,
you know" "Oh, you darling, big-hearted
boy. fCleveland Plain Dealer
"Cure the cough and save the life" DR..
Woods Norway Pine Syrup cures cough
and colds, down to the very verge of con
sumption.
"Do you know, dear" remarked Mrs
Homer, as her liege lord stumbled MP stairs.
that I've been awake for hours waiting for
you to come home from the club?" That's
just like a woman" growled Homer. "Here
I've been at the club for hours waiting for
you to go to sleep" lChcago News.
cit is almost miracle Burdock Blood
Bitters cured me of a terrible breaking ont
all owe: the body. l am very grateful"
Miss Julia Filbridge, West Cornwell, Conn
Here the heroine fell upon her knees at
the feet of the william. ooh, why do you
leave repentance until the eleventh hour?"
she implored. off," replied the villain, at
once, zone Is to be star one must needs
sin till late" In the drama, it will be re-
called, there is often diff culty in drawing
the line between villany and comedy. De-
trOit Journal.
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