davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
The Latest War News.

The latest war news is eagerly sought
after. To some it brings happiness, as
they read of valiant deeds accomplished,
while to others the same message brings
sorrow, when they note the death or
capture of their loved ones. There is
also much sorrow and suffering through
out our country by those who have been
captured by that greatest enemy-dys-
pepsia. For this, however, there is a
remedy and that is Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, which also cures indigestion,
constipation, biliousness, nervousness
and insomnia, and as a preventive for
malaria. fever and ague it is %unequalled.
1t has a record of fifty years of cures to
back it up and a trial will convince you
that your case is not incurable, as you
will find after taking a few doses your
stomach will be strengthened,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
THE BEST BLOOD PURIFIER.

The blood is constantly being purified
by the lungs, liver and kidneys. Keep
these organs in a healthy condition and
the bowels regular and you will have no
need of a blood purifier. For this pur-
pose there is nothing equal to Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets,
one dose of them will do you more good
than a dollar bottle of the best blood
purifier. Price, 25 cents. Samples free
at Ireland's Drug Store.
If troubled by a'weak digestion, loss
of appetite, or constipation, try a few
doses oCf hambeETAOI CMFWY WY
doses of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. Every box warranted.
For sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
FLOWER.

ut is u surprising fact" says Prof.
Houton, that in my travels in all parts
of the world, for the last ten years, l
have met more people having used
Green's August Flower than any other
remedy, for dyspepsia, deranged liver
and stomach, and for constipation. ]
find for tourists and statesmen, or for
persons filling office positions, where
headaches and general bad feelings
from irregular habits exist, that Green's
August Flower is a grand remedy. 1t
does not injure the system by frequent
use, and is excellent for sour stomachs
and Indigestion" Sample bottles free
at Ireland's Drug Store. Sold by deal
ers in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
DoNT'S FOR MOTHERS.

Don't treat your boy as a hardened
criminal if you discover him in sin.
Don't be above apologizing to your
10Y if occasion arises. He will honor
you for it.
Don't forget that by treating your
boy like a gentleman you will do much
towards making him one.
Don't make his room q sort Of shop
for all the odds and ends Of furniture
too shabby or old-fashioned to be used
anywhere else in the house.
Don't shut him entirely out Of the
confidential talks concerning home,
business and neighborhood affairs, but
teach him to respect the confidence.
Don't have a thing in the house too
good for him to enjoy and share with
you, and don't make him use the back
stairs in order to save the front hall
carpet.
Don't deny your boy the healthful,
restraining influence Of outdoor sports
and athletics. There is q whole sermon
in the phrase muscular Christianity"
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
.TEs Age Of .orsaniyauou.

New Boarder-Well! Well! This is the
first place I've"struck where they have
preserved strawberries and peach jam
instead of stewed prunes.
Old Boarder-All owing to organiza-
ton, my boy. Us boarders have a mu-
tual protective association, with IRON
clad rules and heavy penalties.
"Oh, no! You kicked against prunes,
did you"
mot much we didn't. We passed a
law that wheneverprunes came on the
table every member should eat a quart
or pay ten dollars fine. That settled
it. The landlady found prunes too ex-
pensive."-N. Y. Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
FREE OF

Any adult suffering from a cold settled
on the breast, bronchitis, throat or
lung troubles of any nature, who will
call at Ireland's Drug Store will be pre-
scented with a sample bottle of Bosch
ee's German Syrup, free Of charge. On
ly one bottle given to one person. and
none to children without order from
parents. No throat or lung remedy ev-
err had such a sale as Boschee's German
Syrup in all parts of the civilized world.
Twenty years ago millions Of bottles
were given away, and your druggists
will tell you it's success was marvellous.
It is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi-
clans. One rs cent bottle will cure or
prove it's value. Sold by dealers in all
civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
The Ruling Passion.

"They say that the Canadian sleeping
girl is awake now for good"
"How long did she sleep?,'
"Six weeks at a stretch"
Ibid she snOre?"
81 dunno. She only spoke once dur.
ing her longest nap"
"What did she say?"
"Is my night cap on straight?"-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
An Debtor,

Our infantry are making great havoc
1t the front.-Fun.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
FASHIONS FOR MEN,.

The three-button sack is the correct
business suit.
Blue, brown, red and green are popu-
lar colors for shirts.
The old-fashioned turned-down collar
is once more in vogue.
This seasons boxcoats are of kerseys,
coverts, friezes and %vicunas.
Negliges are to be much worn by the
business man this summer.
A pretty tie is the imperial, with wide
stripes of blue and green.
Diagonal-striped ties are more worn
than other effects this year.
Soldier and sailor suits have been pop
ular for boys since the war began.
Link buttons are still popular, and
cuffs are rounded a bit at the n
A new style collar has turned-down
rounded collars. These are entirely
new.
Tan boxcoats of covert are the proper
top coats for boys as well as men just
now.
Stripes, are also popular in sweaters,
the Roman stripes playing a conspic-
uous part.
Suits of large overplaids in tweed and
cheviots are the correct thing for golf
and cycling.
Plain blue serge will be used for bust
ness suits by men whose rating is be-
yond discussion.
Cutaway coats, fancy waistcoats and
odd trousers are hobby for afternoon
Dr. semi-dress affairs.
Wide stripes will be worn this sum
mer in the stiff-bosomed shirts, and
madras will be much used for semi
lress.-N. Y. Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
CAUGHT A DREADFUL COLD.

Marion KOoke, manager for T. M.
Thompson, a large importer of fine mil
linery at 1868 Milwaukee avenue, Chica-
go,says: During the late severe wealth
er I caught a dreadful cold which kept
me awake at night and made me unfit
to attend my work during the day. One
of my milliners was taking Chamber
at that time, which seemed to relieve
her so quickly that 1 bought some for
myself. 1t acted like magic, and I began
to improve at once. I am now entirely
well, and feel very pleased to acknowl-
edge it's merits" For sale by A. c. Ire
land.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

w. Fl. Shipman, Beardsley, Mimi,
under oath, says he suffered from dys-
pepsia for twenty-five years. Doctors
and dieting gave but little relief. Final
ly he used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and
now eats what he likes and as much as
he wants, and he feels like a new man.
It digests what you eat. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

"No family can afford to be without
One Minute Cough Cure. Tt will stop a
cough and cure a cold quicker than any
other medicine" writes c. w. Williams,
Sterling Run, Pa. 1t cures Group, bron-
chitis and all throat and lung troubles
and prevents consumption. Pleasant
and harmless. Treland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
His Number.

"The trouble with him." said the man
who was giving out the information,
sis insanity. He's anothero of these men
who have gone crazy ove Lillian Rus
sci. His name is
"Never mind his name" interrupted
the reporter, whipping out his note
book. "Give me his number. Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
A rid-I.snt Bargain.

Mrs. Jones-And pray, Mr.. Jones,
what Is the matter now?
Jones-I was only wondering, nv
dear, where you might have bought this
fish.
Mrs. Jones-At the %1shmonger's.
Where do you suppose | bought IT.?
Jones-Well, I thought that, perhaps.
there might have been q remnant sale
at the Royal Aquarium!-Punch. (
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Too Great a Oontrast.

Father don't see why you can't
like Mr.. Chubleigh. His habits are
excellent. He doesn't drink or smoke
or play the races. What's your objec-
ton?
Daughter (who loves another)-Oh
Ell don't know. Suddenly bright.
ening.) I'd be so awfully homesick
with him, papa; he's so unlike YOU
N. Y. World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Went Out Together.

Bill-Jimson went down in a Goa
hole looking for a gas leak with /;
lighted candle.
Jill-And when he found the leal
the candle went out, I suppose?
Eyes; so did Jimson."-Yonker
Statesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
YOUR FACE

Shows the state of your feelings and
the state Of your health a we'll. Inn
pure blood makes itself apparent in q
pale and sallow complexion, Pimples
and Skin Eruptions. IT you are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have a
healthy appearance, you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. It cures all blood
diseases where cheap Sarsaparillas and
so-called purifiers fail; knowing this,
we sell every bottle N . positive guar
antee.
For sale az Tscher's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Friendly Advice,

Enthusiastically, ~I-aw-have a no.
know.
Miss Cutting-Indeed! Well, in case
you do I'd advise you not to say any
thing about it and no one will know the
difference.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

w. w. Mayhem, Merton, Wis, says,
II consider One Minute Cough Cure a
most wonderful medicine, quick and
safe" 1t is the only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. It cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, grippe,
whooping cough, pneumonia and all
throat and lung diseases. It's early use
prevents consumption. Children always
like it, and mothers indorse it. Ireland's
Pharmacy. \
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
B,ston Art Lovers.

Dollarworth (who has taken up art)-
Not a bad picture, sir; the prospective,
now, is very fine.
Mahlstick-But it is lacking in one
important element. There is no chiaro
Scuro.
Dollarworth-Oh, is that all? Ill get
get him to put some in. 1t probably
won't add much to the price, and If it
does | don't care. like the picture
Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
THE BEST REMEDY FOR RHEUMA-
TISM.

Quick Relief from Pain.
All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm
for rheumatism are delighted with the
quick relief from pain which it affords.
When speaking Of this, Mr. d. N. Sinks,
of Troy, Ohio, says: "Some time ago I
had a severe attack of rheumatism in
my arm and shoulder. I tried numerous
remedies, but got no relief until I was
recommended by Messrs. Geo. F. Par
sons & Co., druggists Of this place, to
try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They
recommended It so highly that I bought
a bottle. I was soon relieved of all pain.
I have since recommended this llniment
to many Of my friends. who agree with
me that 1t is the best remedy for muscu-
lar rheumatism in the Market" For
sale by A. G. ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
CURIOUS FACTS.

The explosive force of dynamite is
about eight times that of gunpowder.
Of British birds the cuckoo lays the
smallest egg in proportion to it's size.
If kept continuously running a watch
will tick 160, l44, 900 times in a year.
The capital letter 20" will be found
but twice in the Old Testament, and
three times in the New.
It takes $4,000 tons of paper to make
the post cards used in England each
year.
Washing is done in japan by getting
into a boat and letting the garments to
be washed drag after the boat by a long
string.
Agreat ash tree in Sterlingshire, Scot.
Land, which was planted by Sir T. Mich.
olson in 1896, is still in a fourishing
condition.
"Gossamer iron,"the wonderful prod
uct of the Swansea, Wales, iron mills, is
so thin that it takes 4,8O0 sheets piled
one on the other to make an inch in
tulIhLCSSs
M. Victor, the French naturalist, says
that a toad will live % months complete
ly embedded in plaster Of paris poured
on as a liquid, and then allowed to
harden.
Two persons playing dominoes ten
hours a day, and making four move a
minute, could continue 11s, 0OO, 900 years
without exhausting all the combina-
tons of the game, the total of which is
PAS, 528, 211, $40.
o. h. Venner, of Bluehill, Me-, claims
the distinction of having built from
newspapers three years ago WHAT is now
said to be the best boat in town. His
material was 36 thicknesses of neWspa-
pers pasted together.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

Are grand, but Skin Eruptions rob life
Of joy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve cures
them; also Old, Running and Fever
Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns,
Warts, Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Best Pile
cure on earth. Drives out Pains and
Aches. Only Is cts. a box. Cure guaran-
teed. Sold by Fischer & Co, druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
SIGNS,

Shelf is said that man cannot be
great if he has no enemies.
He--And a woman need not believe
she is beautiful if other women do not
90 around saying she is made up
Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

J. /. Carson, Parliamentary, Washing
ton, Pa, says, II have found KOdol
Dyspepsia Cure an excellent remedy in
case of stomach trouble, and have de-
rived great benefit from it's use." 1T d.
gests what you eat and can not fail to
cure. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Prepared For The Worst.

"Now," said Mr.. Meekton, as he got
into his overcoat and pulled on his nit
tens, II must go home and explain to
Henrietta"
SIS she demanding an explanations"
Certainly"
"What about?"
"My dear sir, how do | know? |
haven't been home yet.--Washington
Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

Miss DeMuir-Papa, this is Mr.. Gal
loper-no, | mean Mr.. PAGER.
The Young Mani beg pardon, blu
my name is Trotter.
Miss DeMuir--So stupid of me.
knew it had something to do will
horses, though.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Didn't Like It.

He-How do you like that book?
She-Oh, it doesn't amount to much.
After the hero and heroine find out that
they love each other they don't almost
get separated forever a single time
Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

Cleanse the liver, purify the blood, in
vigorate the body by using DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. These famous little
pills always act promptly. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Quickly

"You take me by SURPRISE" she ex.
claimed, after he had finally put thu
question.
well, I'm glad to get you in an
way" he replied, pursuing his advan
tages.
And she let it go at that.-Philadel
pnia North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Open to Debate.

Mrs. President-The subject for discus
sion at this meeting is whether matri-
mony is subjective or objective.
Miss Pert-Don't you think that de-
ponds entirely upon the husband?-The
Girl BachlOr.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
A Fear.

The elocutionist shrieked, then bowed
gracefully and left the stage.
The audience applauded tlmidIy, fear
ing that he had been speaking truth,
and would come back again.-Baltimore
American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

A POWDER MILL EXPLOSION
Removes everything in sight; so do
drastic mineral pills, but both are
mighty dangerous. Don't dynamite the
delicate machinery Of your body with
calomel, croton oil or aloes pills, when
DR.. Kings New Life Pills, which are
gentle as a summer breeze, do the work
perfectly. Cures Headache, Constipa-
ton. Only 25c at Fischer & Co.'S drug
store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
A Mtsht

His love she coldly set aside,
And dished was Cupid's plan;
Its quality she viewed with pride,
NBut he was not the man.
-Chicapo Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
They Don't Speak Any More.

Madeline-You are so perfectly trans
parent you can't deceive me; / can al
ways see through you.
Angeline-Well, l don't doubt it.;
when you're around you always give me
a pane in the head.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
The Real Good Things.

The Real Good Things.
The Missionary-I suppose you like
good things to eat?
The Cannibal Chief-Oh, yes; they
are not, as a rule, favored with to-
bacco or alcohol.-Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
He Found It.

Mrs. Ferguson about to retire.
George, have you looked under the
bed?
Mr.. Ferguson-Yes, and l found what
I expected wad of gum stuck under
the under side of the beadstead .-Phi-
ladelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

Otto Korb, Grand Chancellor, K. p,
Boonville, Ind, says, "DeWitt's Witch
skin and heals the most stubborn ulcer
with certain and good results" Cures
piles and skin diseases. Don't buy an
imitation. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

II think DeWitt's Little Early Risers
are the best pills in the world" say W.
r. Lake, Happy Creek, Va. They re-
move all distractions Of the liver and
bowels, act quickly and never grippe.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

Bramble-I see Ranter is down on
The programme for an imitation of a
second-rate actor reciting Hamlet's So
liloquy.
Thorne-I wonder why he calls it
IN imitation.-N. Y. Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

Mrs. Geyer-Men have different. ways
of making home happy.
Mrs. Meyer-How so?
Mrs. Geyer-Some do 1t by staying ct
home and some by going away.-Chi-
cago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Why He Declined.

"Tenspot has written a letter declin,
ing to be a candidate for congress-
"Idon'tknow that anybody had asked
him to be a candidate"
"That is the reason why he has de
clined."-Town TORIES,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Of Course!

She - Is there anything between
them?
He-There must be. | overheard her
tell him he ought to shave every day.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
A Break.

Borum-I'm awfully sorry | could not
attend your reception last week. 1t
was very kind of you to invite me.
Mrs. Frankley-How careless of me.
| was sure had crossed your name off
nv list.-ChicagO Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Personally
Conducted
Excursions
To The Fast,
Via the Santa Ee Route.

Via the Santa Ee Route.
Three times q week from Santa Fe
In improved wide-vestibuled
Pullman tourist sleeping cars.
Better than ever before, at lowest
possible rates.
Experienced excursion conductors,
Also daily service between Santa Fe
and Kansas City and Chicago.
Correspondence solicited.
II. S. LUTZ, Agent,
rHE ATCHIsON, TOPEKA q SANTA FE RY.
SANTA FE, N. NJ.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Repartee,

Husband-Why don't you bake bis
cults like mother used to make?
Wife-Why don't you buy me hats
like father used to buy?-Baltimore
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Protecting Himself,

Mrs. Keyboard-Why do you always
sit at the hotel piano? You can't play
\ note!
Old Stokes-Neither can anyone else
while I'm here.-Tit-Bits,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
ACkER's DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
SOLD ON

Positive guarantee. Cures HEARTBURN.
raising of the food, distress after eat
ing or any form of dyspepsia. One lit
tie tablet gives immediate relief. Is
cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

Lawyer-So, witness, your name is
Samson?
Witness-Yes, sir.
"Now, remember you are. on your
oath. Do you seriously think you
could break your namesake's record?'
81 dent know. sir; but I'd like tc
try when you have finished with the
jawbone ."--Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
MOKI TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE,

Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
Of the skin, producing a perfect com
plexion, or money refunded. rs cts. and
80 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
A Crying Need.

How would you define "a crying need?
asked the teacher OF the rhetoric class.
A handkerchief, replied the solemn
young man with the wicked eye.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
why Ono Nan Wondsrs.

Considering the many old men who
are struggling along In poverty, It Is
wonderful that young men do not take
better care OF their money, and o v II
for the. inevitable rainy day.-Atchison
Globe.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Bad Meter.

tell me that you were ever a poet?
Harvard Hasben-Yes, kind lady, I'M
fortunately l was. Dat was where me
feet first went astray.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
A TESTIMONIAL FROM OLD ENG
LAND

II consider Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy the best in the world for bron-
Warrington, England. "It has saved
my wife's life, she having been a mar
tyr to bronchitis for over six years, be-
ing most Of the time confined to her
bed. She is now quite we'll" Sold by A.
C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Interesting Conversation.

II said to him: Sir, | have ONE to
ask if the hand of your daughter is dis
engaged?' He replied: NO sir, but my
foot Isl Well, didn't think | ought to
iLSiStI''
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Why She Likes The1.1.

Ella like these Philadelphia fel'
lows.
Stella--I don't they are too slow.
Ella-But | don't like quick kisses.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
The Reason.

l wonder why Miss Lissom laces so
tight in public?
Probably because she never stays at
hOma
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
ACKER'S ENGElSH REMEDY WILL STOP
COUGH

At any time, and will cure the worst
cold in twelve hours, or money refund
ed. 25 cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Deaa law.

Mrs. Qulzser-Did that lovely gown
cost you much?
Mrs. Knowall-Only one good cry
n..1.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06

His Father-Jimmy, l want to give
cousin Elizabeth n Of the pups.
~Jinmy-Naw, pa, don't les give them
pups away; we've only got six.-Chtcago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
Drawbacks of Refinement.

Between dyspepsia and table manners
there is no fun in eating any MORE
Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-04-06
slippery

slippery.
Penn-Hello. old mani Still climb
ing the ladder of fame?
Brushe-Ladder of fame be hangedl
It's q creased pole-N. Y. journal, =