The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-12-09

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The following from Tit-Blts shows that
tired wife NOW and then flashes OF
hUmor.
Mr. smlihors." said his wife ~ re-
member rightly YOU have often said that
sou disllked 90 see q woman constantly
getting herself into print7"
- do said smthers positively.
You considered Il uuwomanly ana in
delicate. believer"
VERY a."
And YOU don't see how any man couid
allow hH wife 20 do anything OF the
kindq'
yes. I think 80 nov"
Wen. Mr. Smithers. IN view ~ oil tho
facts IN the case. I feel Justified "a ask
INK you for ucw silk dress"
a new silk dressTf
Yes. for the last eight years I have
had nothing better than fourpenny calico
ond want something better. I'm tired
Of getting into print"
The New York Evening Post IL author
have begun to save money" said Young
woman TO her companion on train on
the Erie Railroad che other evening. NY
husband increased my allowance i've dol
lars week. and J am saving every penny
81 it-putiiug Il IN savings bank and
getting interest on a. The country bank
where We live would not allow me any
interest. 80 ] take u To New York lust
az soon az Harry gives me the money.
have twenty dollars IN bank now"
ity for tho following. DO you know I
How much interest do you get?" asked
her companion.
Three per cent. b." was the reply.
THAT win be- sixty cents year" con-
tinucd her companion. and you have
made four Grips 10 New York 10 make
your deposit. That Is forty cents each
time FOR railroad fare ten cents for car
fare. and possibly nfteen cents FOR lunch.
70 Il costs you four dollars 20 make your
deposits"
you talk just like n man" was tho
depositor's indignant comment. You
don't count the pleasure Of walking up
10 tho bank clerk and laying down your
deposit Just like a business man. That
IS worth dollar"
Maurice Hewlets newest heroine II
found In Richard Yea-and- Nay" Her
description Is os follows. There was an
dir of mingled surprise and defiance about
her. she was a silent girl sulien with
most but with one most sweetiy apt she
looked watchful hat was really timid.
looked cold hus was secretly afre
guessed how within those rcticent mem
bers swift love ran like wine. but be-
cause 81 tisst proud. brave mask OF hers
! was slow 20 understand her worth. God
help mo. ! thought her thing Of snow.
Her hair which was long. was plated
In two plalts round her neck Nike a scarf
and the two ends Joined between her
breasts. thus defining a great beauty OF
hers and making gold collar to her
gown Round her smooth throat was "a
lnsie chain with a rod Jewel: on her head
another jewel. n carbuncle. Get IN flower
with three heron's plumes falling hack
from a.
The following side lights are from the
Chicago News. Life 4 a conundrum-and
every one has 20 give 4 up.
A word 10 the wise may be sufficient
but ne Is sometimes wiser who doesn't
speak n.
Breath is the most useful thing In the
long run.
It's poor seed that isn't stronger than
the soil.
When a man Il down his enemies stop
kicking him and his friends begin.
When a man climbs up In his family
tree and looks down upon the passing
thronE he has outiived his usefulness.
A goodly portion OF what the world calls
s,ontln,,.a - pa~a Tweotw