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El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

Bradley, San Diego: J A Manp, Sal
| Fran cisco; | Martin, Milwaukee: Henri,
E Jemeson, Midland; II @ McCleave
San Antonio: w J Morgan and wife,
" Morgan, Haviland, Kss: Annie
| VOCAL, Philip VOCAL, Carlsbad: w e
McMurry, Laura Johnson, Pittsburg
| Pa: @ L Doran, Denver.
Center Block Hotel:-Z G Lopez, Tue
son, Ariz; E w Adler. NJ ] holland
Mis- Nolaud, Cincinnati, Ohio: Miss
Webb, Iron Mountain.
st. Charles: T Valdez, O Juarez
Mex: NJ Sullivan, Tucson, Ariz:
VIM Williams and wife, Chicago, Ill
F Lam, Rob- E Duff and wife, Chi
John w King, Quad alai ara, Mex; Mrs
w K Palmer and son, Alamargordo:
a Cooper, Marshal: a T Carey, Kim
con-; J I Stovan and famil White
Oaks: VIM Happier, Manning, N Y:
A 3 Willard, Webster: d q Bartlett
New Mexico: A Hsrting, Silver City
Nm.
Grand Central NJ Postrann
Shsfter; Clito Heredia, Pre-
sidio: w W Hamilton. Topeka
kan E q Hemns, Las Vega; G
Chavez, Las Lunas, N M; J G Hudson
Ma a5hon; M B Chsstain, Alpine; Johu
DdrIAS, IL JsCNSOu, y DuCneEt IL
l. Detuiler, ii @ Dinkins, Mexico: F J
Smith, Erie, Pa; 81 Cullinane, Sa1
Francisco; G @ Mickols, @ G. Waller
Alamogordo; G A Richard son, r 1s-
we'll. n NJ; Erenio Lujan, Shafter: w
L Giles, St. Louis; Chas Cannon,
Pueblo.
Zeiger: G a Slmmington, Chicago
l. b Jones, Trinid ad, Colo; w Smith
L c Leonard, Chicago; F r Thomp-
son, Phoenix: w Small, Lordsburg, N
Mex; 6 E Moffett, " B Bates, Jarills
L Bordenare, City of Mexico; E S
Conway, Ell Paso: S d Hicks and wife,
San Louis Potosi; Henry Harrison.
Los Angeles; Alfred Hummer, Sar
jose, Cal, August Ruprecht, Denver.
Colo; E Waddles, ST. Joseph: Geo
Millar, N Y; p Il Fleming, Chicago:
E w Brown, Tulaross: Luthur Smith,
Kansas City; Guadalupe Ascarats, Las
Cruces.
Commercial Hotel:-John Clark
Oregon: I f Uttley, A B Bsyes, San
Weaver. Alsmogordo: John G Toomey,
San Francisco; Clarence Martin, San
Antonio; Thos A Davis, Everett. Pa
Jacob Ferrell Houston: Geo 81 Long
AlamOgordo: E r Coffey, Clifton; Q
McMean, Clifton; r L Thompson, A
Can back, chihuahua; Lester Hunt,
Chicago; J D Ochos, Las Cruces, N M
Lewis Francis, M Collins, San Diego
s r Miller, Maria; G 81 Gregory, Chas
Buelier, Shafter; Mrs Hainess, Cisco
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11
PERSONALS

f. w. Brown is in the city from Tu
larOsa.
SEQ. w. Frazier, Of Alamogordo, ii
in the city.
George Lock left this morning 70,
Casas Grsndes.
Sam Tate arrived this morning from
Memphis. Tenn.
Hon. Granville A. Richardson is
here from Roswell
c. c. Waller aud G. G. Nichols are
down from AlamogOrdo.
D. F. Bucher, OF the Mexican Cen
trail, is III town from Mexico.
A. Rose, one OF the Tucson high
rollers. is looking Ell Psso over.
G. Z. Moffit and W. B. Bates. of ia.
rilla, New Mexico, are among the visit
tors.
Guadalupe Ascarate the well known
cattle man is here for few dsys atten-
ding to business matters.
Mrs w. r. Grsyson left this morning
on the T. IL 2. for Crystal Springs,
Miss. to visit her mother who is re-
ported quite i'll.
II. L. Detwiler, well known in this
city, and 81. G. Dipkin@, came Up last
night from Mexico City and left this
morning for California.
George jackson, OF Preside, Texas,
dele gate TO the republican nation al
convention at Philadelphia, is in the
city In attendance at court.
Capt D. E. Grove OF the Hartford
Insurance company entertained the
local insurance agents of the city at
lunch today at the Orndorff.
John M King. well known in this city
who has been engaged in the brick
business at Guadalajara, Mexico, for
the past year Is in town this week.
He leaves Tuesday for ST. Louis.
j. E. Holland, who played
baseball here several years ago. is now
with Denver in the Western League.
"Jack" was in town for a couple of hours
last night on the way from Mexico
City to his new location.
Sheriff p F. Garrett, OF Las Cruces,
came down today in the interest," Of the
prosecution in the case of Wilson, Will
bur, Craven aud Rhodes, the alleged
bsnk robbers. Their attorney en-
tered plea Of not guilty aud they were
remanded for trial.
AT THE HOTELS.
Francis: VIM F. Halle Id and family,
Los Angeles: Forest Stull, Comanche !;
A Loomis, Santa Fee; L 81
Parker, E A Richards, Barstow: E
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11
Tex;J L Witt, Austin, Texas: Frank
Pierce, NJ Meyers, Tucson.

Orndorff: w II Vaudeville Olean =,
N Y; E w Allen, Wash, D c.; 7 T
Lane, Parral, Mex: A B Casser es, E S
Casseres and B d Casseres, Mexico:
E g Patterson and Chas Hid erbrsni1
Chicago: J F Allan, Mexico: Mrs J B
Preacher and Miss E Preacher, Los
Angeles: Mrs F L Smith, t E Buis and
wife, Miss NJ Buis aud Mrs M Clane,
Phila, Pa; 81 L Taylor, U S A, B
Huston, City of Mexico: F Hulan,
rDenver: A B Hulit, Kansas City: S
Stuart, Dallas; F L Mitchell, Racine,
Wis: D G Grove, Dallas; A Rossi, Tue
son, A T: G w Frazier, Alamogordo;
L d Thunnop, St Louis; Chas Moon
nan, What Cheer, Ia; II Furman,
London, Eng.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11
Richards Auction

Opened up last night, the store being
crowded with eager bidders. Auction
eer Martin, of Milwaukee, handled his
audience in pleasing manner.
Things going wonderfully low.
Every body who bid got bargains
Bear in mind the stock goes without
reserve-diamonds, watches, jewelry,
cut glass, sterling silver, brio brsc,
etc, at your price. Sales daily at 2:30
and 1870 p. m.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11
Artist Classes.

The artist, Mrs. Herndon, may be
found at Der studio in the Center
Block. San Ere ncisco ST. every week
day till 2 p. m. She gives private les
sons to promising young people and to
ladies, in drawing or painting. Or
you may join and study in or out of her
classes Call for full particulars.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11
Two Years Each.

Edwardo Guerrero and Mar! ar o
Mendez plead guilty today before
Judge Walthsll to theft OF Cattle.
Guerrero was sentenced to two years
in the penitentiary and Mendez, who
is under sixteen years of age, was given
two years In the penite ntiary. They are
both from Jusrez ard we're caught by
Deputy Sheriff Bryant redhsnded 10
the act of cutting up stolen calf near
MontOva
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11
The YaUui Rebellion

Has become subject ito very inter
esting and beautiful love story entitled
"Sauta Teresa" 1t Is published in
Town Topic Series in paper form at
30 cents, and can be had at Dellquest
& Andrews Book store, 3O2 San A n
tonic ST. 1t is Mexican and also up TO
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11
Base ball supplies at Twins
Missed the Train

But caught on to the fact that he
could cave money by buying his
harness and seddlery goods OF the
West Texas Saddlery Co., and saved
enough money to pay his expenses In
staying over. You can do the same if
you will call at PA South Oregon
street.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

Again we remind You of our
Especial photos. They represent
our best platino work. We make re-
sittings II results not satisfactory first
time. Until April 25th special" for
$1.5O per dozen.
BUSHONG Il FELDMAN.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11
EndeaVorers At Work

At the annual convention of the
Society of Christian EndeavOr that
meets in Fit. Worth in June, an effort
will be made to secure the next con-
vention for this city.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

Have you seen the Bushong s. Field
man special photographs? They
are besuties--at S1.50 per dozen. Every
one ought to have sitting.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

After all, at every tut n in the read
of life. there is scarcely a thing so
fsscina ting as price" This is why
we make 1t such a feature in the con-
duct of our business. For prices and
goods go 10 Emerson 81 Berrien's. the
furniture and carpet men.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

Everything for the comfort and con-
venience of people who live at home,
from a dish mop or water cooler. to the
finest parlor or chamber set In the
land, at Spripger's Furniture Empor-
ium, 216 San Antonio street.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

Are you particular? Are you care
full of your money? Do you want it to
GO long way? II so, We are the peo-
pie you wieh to call on. Emerson &
Berrien g, furniture and carpet men.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

Good Morning. Have you retouch ed
your old furniture with 6. Varnisn
Stain? You can getit at Ehren berg's,
326 Ell P8sO st.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

Don't fail to see that beautiful show
of Easter cards, Easter eggs, Easter
dyes and novelties at Potter and
Whites Pharmacy, Little Plaza.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

The Boston store. POI San Antonio
street, keeps for sale the Bazaar Fash
ioa Patterns, five and ten cents each.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

You may lack lap in your
last summers jeans, but don't
forget to get your Jap a lack" at
new.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

The Great 1900" Edition of the
HERALD Is for sale at all news stands.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

Did you ever use the Insurance Case
line stove? If you have. you will never
use any other. II you have net, do not
fail TO look into it's superior merits be-
fore you buy for the summer. Exclu-
sive Agency at Welch's, Texas street.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

| Easter eggs for the little tots,
! Easter cards. for everybody, at Potter
and White, Little Plaza.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

Great 1900" Edition Of the HERALD
at Potter and Whites.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

Easter cards at Webb's.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-11

Great $1,000" Edition of the HERALD
at WalZ's.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25
THE GARDEN CITY MEDICINES
AND TOILET ARTICLES. a

Allne OF family remedies made and sold BY
us exclusively. Every preparation Is guarans
teed TO contain the pufest and best drugs. A
single trial viii prove their superiority. ANY
Of these remedies with full directions for using
sent prepaid on receipt OF price.
Qnickaction Laxative Tablets for Constipa-
uon, Biltousness, Headache, Indigestion, Diz.
Slness, and Torpid Liver, Strictly vegetable,
IS cents.
Garden City Headache Cure, for Nervous
Headache, ick-Headache Neuralgia, Binding
Headache, Sieepessness, Flatulemcy and Sour
Stomach, Harmless. One desc 10 cents. fer
IS cents.
Garden City Eye-wash, for Infamed or
Weak Eyes, .Scalds, Cuts, Burns, Bruises and
Old Sores, Entirely Harmless. Powder enough
for making one pint 90 cents.
DIR. Wlihoft's Lady's Syringe, $780, Small
Hard Rubber Syringe 80 cents. Rubber Hand
Pressure syringe, 3 pipes 90 cents Badger
Fountain Syringe, hard rubber pipes, / at.
$l.00, 2 OTIS. Sl,25. "A lax Fountain Syringe, finest
made, : hard rubber pipes, qts. $780, Ho,
Water Bottles, White rubber l at. rs cents 3
OTIS. 90 Cts. Silk finished qt. $l.25, 2qts. sl.4O
American Beauty Complexion Tablets, for
cleansing the skin of Blackheads, Pimpies,
Moth Patches, Freckles and all skin diseases,
causing the cheeks to have the natural tint OF
youth and health. Scots 4e
American Beauty Cold Cream, for removing
Tan, Freckles, and all Impurities of the skin,
and giving II soft velvety appearance 40 cts.
American Beauty Face Powder, for a CO.
vering 20 the skin, keeping all dust, SCOT and
other Impurities from the pores, and giving a
refined elegant appearance to the toilet. Pink
or White. IS cts.
American Beauty Frozen Perfume, fcr car.
ryiug In pockets, keeping in drawers, chests
and trunks, TO permeate clothing, and impart .
fragrant delicate and lasting perfume, II Is
superior TO liquids, as II cannot spill, waste or
eVaporate. IS cts. cake, ? for as cts.
Vaginal Suppositories for all female irreg.
ularities, 70 cts. per box.
Write for our terms to agents and druggists,
GARDEN CITY MEDICAL SUPPLY HOUSE,
Se Filth Avenue Chicago
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A DOmesti: Disagreement.

They had been married three months
and were having their thirteenth quar-
rel-always an unlucky number.
"You only married me for my mon
ey," he said.
81 didn't do anything of the kind, u
she retorted.
swell, you didn't marry me because
you loved me-"
81 know l didn't"
SIN heavens name what did you
marry me for them"
"Just to make that hateful Susan
Miller you were engaged to cry hel
eyes out because she couldn't get you. y
He. fell down in the white bearskin
rug at her feet and rolled over in it till
he looked like huge SNOWFALL.
"Great Caesar, woman, what have
you done? Didn't you know / married
you just because she threw me over?"
BY the time dinner was ready their
loving young hearts were once more sc
full of sunshine that awnings were alb
solutely necessary. Detroit Free Press
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Robbed the Grave.

A startling incident is narrated by
John Oliver, of Philadelphia, as follow
II was in an awful condition. My skin
was almost yellow, eyes sunken, tongue
coated, pain continually in back and
sides, no appetite, growing weaker day
by day. Three physicians had given
me up. Then 1 was advised to use
Electric Bitters; to my Joy the first
bottle made decided improvement. I
continued their use for three weeks
and am now a well.man. know they
robbed the grave of another victim. y
No one should fail to try them. Only
SOC, guaranteed at City Drug Store.
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Does it Pay to Buy Cheap

A cheap remedy for coughs and cold
is all right, but you want something
that will relieve and cure the more
severe and dangerous results of throat
and lung troubles. What shall you do?
Go to warmer and more regular
climate? Yes, if possible; if not posi-
BILE for you, then in either case take the
only remedy that has been introduced
in all civilized countries with success
in severe throat and lung troubles,
"Boschee's German Syrup" 1t not
only heals and stimulates the tissues to
destroy the germ disease, but allys in
fammation, causes easy expectoration,
gives good nights rest, and cures the
patient. Try one bottle. Recommend
ed many years by all druggists in the
world. For sale by dealers in all civil
lied countries.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25

Could not express the rapture of An
ME Z. Springer, Of Philadelphia, when
DIR. Kin's New Discovery cured her Of
a hacking cough that for. many years
had made life burden. She says;
"After all other remedies and doctors
failed it soon removed the pain in m y
chest and I can sleep soundly, some
thing can scarcely remember doing
before. l feel like sounding its praise
throughout the Universe" DR.. Kings
New Discovery is guaranteed to cure
all troubles of the Throat, Chest OF
Lungs. Price soc and 81. Trial bot
tie free at City Drug Store.
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<O!HAL SS*'"s Rsx"rs
" ABSOLUTELY PURE
Makes the food more delicious and wholesome
Interesting Items.

During 1899 Spain bought sixty-sev-
EN- vessels in England.
New Zealand is practically free from
the plague of tramps.
-Four thousand tourists arrived in
Egypt during the last season.
Socialists in Paris have organized a
bureau to spread their doctrine.
Colored globes in the windows of
chemists shops were first displayed by
the Moorish druggists of Arabia and
Spain.
Emigrations in Hungary have assum-
ed unusual dimensions lately. During
one month 5,59l passes were issued to
emigrants.
A Missouri farmer has gone into the
business of raising quail. He says the
birds are more easily handled than
chickens and far more profitable.
While repairing temple the Chinese
coyer up the eyes of the idols, in order
that the deities may not be offended at
the sight of the disorder,
Female BARRIERS are quite numerous
in Austria, but are required by the
BARRIERS and Wigmakers' Union of
Vienna to pass an examination before
going into business.
The population of the Berlin suburb
Charlottenburg is in ouriously un-
stable condition. Last year A, 71s of
the population left the city, and SO, 744
from elsewhere took their place.
In England.during the past few years
it is claimed, 14O, 800 farm laborers have
been displaced by machinery, while
the making of the latter, it is asserted,
required the labor of 1900 for only one
year.
Nearly 500 emigrants day are being
shipped by agents of the government
of Queensland from England to Aus
tralia. For every adult shipped an
gets $3.50 and for every child he is
paid $1.25.
In view of the presence in Europe Of
the plague, and the prominent parts
played by rats in spreading it, the
Pastuer Institute in Paris has cultiva-
ted occo.bacilus which destroys rats
and mice by Wholesale. "s'
Robert Burns, the poet, divided the
scale of wifeship into ten parts; Good
nature, A; good sense,2; wit, 1; person
al charms, /. The remaining two de-
grees covered fortune, education, fami-
ly, blood, etc.
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BILLvILLE LITERARY NOTES.

While splitting rails the, other day
our leading poet snagged his writing
hand so severely that he can not lift a
glass OF Bourbon to his lips without as
sistance. ~ - ~ .-' s
While our leading novelist was dig
ging we'll for the town council he was
savagely attacked by five large snakes.
1t is not known who let the liquor
down to him.
Seventeen historical novels are being
written by prominent Billville authors.
They have hired three men, at dollar
day, to,manufacture the history.
AT the authors meeting recently two
men we're struck over the head with a
literary club, and it is said that litera-
ture has been running in their heads
ever since. Atlanta Constitution.
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Scintillations.

Beauty is gift, but tact is q tails
man.
OF all the gifts the gods can bestow,
the best is opportunity.
A cleverly-stvpied person is far more
companionable than a stupidly-cl
one. t.as .,;'
Some compliments are like caviere;
it takes an educated taste TO appreciate
their flavor. .gs
'Tis better to be 80 years young than
40 years old. th
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25
Bismark's Iron Nerve

Was the result Of his splendid health
Indomitable will and tremendous en-
ergy are not found where Stomach,
Liver, Kidneys and Bowels are out of
order. If you want these qualities and
the success they bring, use DIR. Kings
New Life Pills. Only 90 cents at City
Drug Store, .ss
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25
Job Couldn't Have Stood II

If he'd had Itching Piles. They're
terribly annoying; but Bucklen's Arni-
ca Salve will cure the worst case Of
piles on earth. 1t has cured thou
sands. For Injuries, Pains or Bodily
Eruptions, its the best salye in the
world. Prick s5c box. Cure guaran-
teed. Sold by. City Drug Store.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25

DR.. BULLS CoUGH SYRUP furnishes
most substantial comfort and relief to
consumptives; it works most remark
able cures. Don't despair. Relief can
certainly be had; a cure is possible
with this wonderful remedy.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25

Parke-That boy of mine is smart.
During his last year at college he made
enough at poker to pay all his expenses
and now he is teaching me.
Lane-Indeed. What business are
you going to put him into?
''None. He'll never have to work. :"
Detroit Free Press.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25


There is more Catarrh in this section OF the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to
be incurable, For great many years doctors
pronounced 1t q local disease, and prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced 1t in
durable, Science has proven catarrh 30 be a
constitutional disease, and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure
manufactured by r ]. Cheney g. Co., Toledo,
Ohio, Is the only constitutional cure on the
market, 1t is taken internally in doses from
10 drops to teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system,
They offer one hundred dollars for any case it
uIils to cure. Send for circulars and testi-
mOhials, Address.
Lid FL. CHENEY, & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25

On the 10th of December, 1897, Rev.
S. A. Donahoe, pastor M. E. Church,
South, Pt. Pleasant, w. Va, contract
ed severe cold, which was attended
from the beginning by violent cough
ing. He says; "After resorting to a
number OF so-cahed specifics, usually
kept in the house to no purpose, [
purchased bottle of Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy, which acted like a
charm. | most cheerfully recommend
it to tho public" For sale by City
Drug Store.
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An ingalls, IdYl.

A few days ago the following paper
was found in John j. ingalls, desk. 1t
refers to a visit to the site of his old
home on the river bluff in this city,
burned many years ago,
"Was it on this planet we lived alone
and loved in youths enchanted king
dom, amid the forests and by the great
lonely river, looking with mingled gaze
at the eastern bluffs purpled by the
autumnal sunset, or at the wan face Of
the moon climbing with sad steps the
midnight sky, or was it on some re-
mote star in some other life, recalled
with rapture and longing unutterable
and unavailing. 'Oh, death in life,
the days that are no more.
"The crumbling excavation scarce
discernible among the vines and weeds
and brambles, deserted and inaccessi-
BILE, ancient as Palmyra or Persepolis
in seeming, was this the theatre where
on was enacted the intoxicating drama,
the sweet tragedy of human passion,
grief, Joy, and endless separation?
Since then, what devious wanderings
Of the soul; what darkened vistas; what
achievement and defeat; what splendor
and what gloom,
"The river flows and the landscape
is unchanged. Nature mocks with her
permanence the mutability of man
and in that steadfast presence, recalling
life's vanished glory, and bloom, and
dew of morning, how worthless and
empty appear all that time gives COM
pared with what it gears insatiably
away. How gladly would we exchange
the prizes of ambition, and frame, and
wealth for the splendid consecration of
youth-'wild with all regret, the days
that are no more. "'-Atchison Globe.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25

Jasper-One is never to old to learn.
Jumpupos-O, that idea is out of
date. The present idea is that one is
never too young to teach. Life. leai
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25

DIR. BULL's CoUGH SYRUP never disap-
points those who use it for obstinate
coughs, colds, aud irpitations of the
throat and lungs. 1t stands unrivaled
as remedy for throat and lung dis
eases. Sold by all druggists at s5c.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25
Tedd's English.

Teddy's English, as presented in his
speeches, seems to be somewhat of a
rough-rider itself. 1t goes rough shod
and rampant into the thickest of mixed
metaphor without ever pausing-with
much more dash than Teddy's famous
command evinced at the time it was
saved from annihiliation by a negro
regiment. New Orleans Harlequin,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25

Polar Explorer What shall I call my
new book. "a Dash for the Pole?"
Publishe--No. Call it IA Dash for
the Lecture Platform. Baltimore
American.
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To Introduce Our
Golden Finish
Quarter Saved
Oak Yeneered
MANTRLS.....

We are offering special design at s29,7O COM
plete with Brass-Plated Crate and Tile work.
Send for circular, also our catalogue Mantels
from Sl9 up. ALCoTT, Ross a. SCULLY Co.,
1922 N. Broad ST.. Philadelphia, Pa,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1900-10-25

What is Bessie shrieking about?
o, nurse plated her hair in pigtail
and she won't have it,-Indianapolis il,
journal.