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The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11

Harry Smith, one of the Cape's
printers. and a good musician. lief,
to-day for Sparta. H.. where he
will join Capt. Ament's show. Harry
has secured a position in the band
and will help make music for the peo-
pie where the show holds forth,
While We have some reason to
grumble on account of the recent
warm weather. 1T has been a good
thing for the farmers Ii one respect.
il has been just the weather needed
for drying wheat and putting it in
excellent condition for threshing.
There is yet a great amount of wheat
wheat to be threshed.
The City of Clifton passed up last
evening shortly after q o'clock about
as heavily loaded as any boat has
been for a long time. The boat was
so low in the water that a tarpaulin
a fastened across the bow to prevent
the water from splashing in ON the
deck. She managed to touch the bar
just above the landing but got of
fortunately without much difficulty.
On August - there will be a per-
of the Passion Play at ST.
Mary's Church. Doors will be open
at . p. M. and the performance will
begin at :. General admission %
cents for adults and II cents for
children. Reserved seats 10 cents
extra. The performance is a repro
duction by moving pictures of the
famous Passion Play of Ober-
Chas. Herbst is making a very
gratifying start in his broom business.
Yesterday he .and his brother John
drove out to Gordonville, DatchtOwn
and Allenville and had no difficulty
in disposing Of a wagon load of
brooms. The broGhs manufactured
by Mr.. Herbst are made of the best
material, they arc carefully put
together. and when c%Jn,plete form an
that needle pHit 70 be seen in
in order to ecure a purchaser.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11
Some csc Terms.

Almost anything pertaining to
China lie eagerly read now, and thu
following from the London Daily
News may be interested:
Chifu. a project.
Chihtal. a governor general. usual.
iy ~intrusted with the affairs of two
provinces.
Chung Gil. the grand council oil
state. sit in all.
C~Omprador, the chief Chinese EN-.
ploye in IA foreign firm. He acts as
intermediary between the foreigner
and the native.
Fan-kwei, the Chinese name for
foreigner, literally ''foreign devil"
Flu. a prefecture.
Futai, a governor of a province.
Ho. a river.
Hsiang. a village.
Isien, a district.
HUI, a lake.
kiang, a river.
kotaw, an act of p~rostration de-
manded in former times of foreign
ENJOYS.
Ii, Il Chinese mile. equal to a third
of an English mile.
Shau, a mountain.
Sheng, a province.
Tael, one and a third ounces of sill
Q in weight. The general standard
Of value throughout the empire.
Tao, a group of the departments.
TaOtai, al intendant of such a group
of departments.
Tsung.-li-yamen the Chinese foreign
office. founded in 1871, after the treaty
of Tientsin.
Iamen. an official residence.
lie ito Chuan. the secret society
generally known as the Boxers: -
literally Righteousness, Harmony.
and Fists.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11

List of Executors. Administrators.
Guardians and Curators who are re-
CURED by law to exhibit their accounts
on the day and date below named. at
the August Term. 1909. of said court.
Il te begun and held at the court
house in the city of Jackson. Cape
Girardean county. Missouri. COM
m-ncing on Monday. August 18th.
1900.
MONDAY. AUGUST 18TH. 1870.
Bruihl Anna. e~xecutrix of the estate
of Henry Bruihl. deceased
Blair Ben d., guardian Mary Toll
liver. a minor.
ESgimann William, guardian OF
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11

William j. Eggimann. a minor.
English Henry r.. guardian q
Fr ,ddie Reese. a minor.
Engelmann Z. H., executor of estat,
of Z. D. Engelmann, deceased.
TUESDAY. AUGUST I4rH, 1900.
! Ford Albert c.. administrator o
the estate of James NJ. Lail. deceased
Ford Albert c., guardian of Venis
L. Nations. a minor.
Graft Michael, guardian of MORT;
Zorn. a minor.
Haupt Amelia. guardian of Freder
lex Brauckmann. an insane person.
Hinkle j. L., p. NJ. and G.. d. Stat.
Ter. adm's of Lewis Hinkle, deceased.
Hahs Henry w. administrator OF
estate of Christian Leonard. deceased.
Kiepe Charles. guardian of Charles
Loves. a minor.
WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 18TH, 1900.
Kaminsky Fritz. guardian of Her.
man Aufdenberg heirs.
| kOehler Frederick, guardian OF
William &. Glaize, a minor.
Kinder Levi j.. administrator OF
estate of William B. Eakins. deceased.
LoOney Minerva, guardian of
Roscoe LoOney. a minor.
Lang Mary G., guardian Of William
+. Lang, a minor.
LOoney David. guardian of Bessie
+. LOoney. a minor.
McLain john A, guardian of minor
heirs of Jas Mcdowell, deceased.
McFadden Mitchell, guardian of
William Ingram heirs.
THURSDAY, AUGUST 10TH. 1900.
Medley William o., guardian Ct
William w. Bean. a minor.
Morrison Nancy E.. e~xecutrix of
estate of Robert Morrison. deceased.
McLain Ivy, guardian of minor
heirs of d. d. McLain, deceased.
Miller Mollie c.. guardian of
Charles G.. Miller. "a minor.
Morton James l.. administrator of
estate of john d. Hatcher, deceased.
Oliver John F., administrator OF
estate of Luella f. Raldridge, deed.
Peterman George W., guardian of
Eliza Daugherty. a minor.
Peterman George W.. guardian of
John t. Peterman heirs,
FRIDAY. AUGUST 18th. 1850.
Popp Margaret. administrators of
estate of Herman POpp. deceased.
Poe Albert H.. administrator of
estate of Franklin Creath. deceased.
Poe Albert H., administrator of
estate Of Caroline Bauer. deceased.
Quinn Hugh r guardian Of Mona
B. Ford, a minor.
Roberts William j.. guardian Of
Chde and Vernon j. Petty. minors:
Ruff Laura, guardian of William
I. Ruff. a minG".
Russell Narcena C.. eserutfix of
estate of Elan W. Russell. dettse sed.
Schlueter Andrew H, guardian of
Jerry Dunning heirs.
SATURDAY. AUGUST 18th. 1900.
Springer Henry. guardian of Fritz
IA minor.
Sawyer William. guardian OF Jacob
Thomas. an insane person.
Schluerer Frederick H. executor of
of f. G. Schlueter, deceased.
Sander William G.. guardian of
minor heirs of H. F.. Sander. deceased
TuschhOff Charles. guardian of
guardian of William and Matilda
" olfenkOehler.
Williams Harrison r. guardian of
Is. Williams. IA miner.
Zimmerman l.. j.. administrator
of estate of f. W. Loonev, deceased.
Attest: HENRY Pulls.
Clerk of Probate Court.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11
MN@%AkAAAkA
: CITY IN GENERAL. ;:

Globe-Delnocrat: Capt Harry
Leyhe. of the steamer Bald Eagle.
was presented "Wednesday with a
handsome cane by II number of anna
thur fishermen who frequently 20 up
the Illinois river in quest of sport.
The cane is ii steel rod. around which
are plated eighteen strands OF fish
line. handsomely mounted and warn
ished-the work of an Old salt
Ben Adams phclan.- the first born
of Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Phelan Is
among the latest arrivals ut the Cape.
The youngster arrived last night.
Dr.. simmons Sarsaparilla effect
ually aids weak. impaired and debili-
atted organs of both sexes: Its action
is quick and lasting. Fifty cents and
80 doses.
News reached here this morning
thai deputy sheriff Pink Montgomery
shot and mortaiiy wounded It man
named Layton in B]iopmiield last Sat
urday.
The primaries held Saturday in the
adjoining Congressional district re-
suited very favorahly for I,Ubb. and
he will doubtless receive the nominal
N.
Current Local. Van Buren,: K. +.
Harrington. representing David A.
Glehn : "hoie>ale "rs gums H'
Cape "ifarde"h- was III Town
""'
1ii""'@'
E\ll alter elects never 10" W
use Vi nr' Ppuan t.~,tiv..
/, vi. rirh re,i hIond. Ii makes
stout. sound bon-. IT makes Flesh. Il
makes rosy Il Ar ol 'h1, Iau
cnll!s >" Gn''
,.,u
m ,m,-.J
H.. d.;,Li,r
- o.. J.. had in
M 1T t,. .,,Iiug
'o""'
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E.,aa. lille IN
ny Z" r,n.- --,,,ad
49,. ,.r.d in handling some.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11
5. NJ. * A. II. x. TIME TABLE.
TRAINS DkPAHT.

TEAMS DEPART.
No. l, Kansas City Mail, daily ex-
oept 'u"nas --.---.-.--.. $50 A. NJ.
p. LOUIS hxpress, daily. ii 40 A. NJ.
No. :. Williamsvilie and Bloom
field Accommodation, daily
except Sunday .....-- s:ssP n
No. 9, Williamsville and Bloom
field Accommodation, Sun-
No. II, Local Freight, daily ex-
oP' 'uhoay 80 A. n.
TRAINS ARkiyY:
No. 2. Kansas City Mall, daily .x-
eept sunday 49,. .--......- $50 P. N.
No. S, Cairo and Texas EXPRESS.
daily except Sunday -. l:2tP NJ.
No. 4, WiHiamsville and Bleon-
neu Accommodation, daily-. 900 A. NJ.
No 8, St. Louis Express, SUNDAY
only -s."-.-.-.... S:n p. N.
No. l2, Local freight, daily except
sunday1"~"-...-.-..... 4:so T. n.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11
HERE AND THERE,

Iowa must hav some strong woman.
An Iowa paper tells Of a oma who
had Il fight with one of her tenants.
She broke his nose, blacked hi. eyes.
knocked out several teeth and then
stuck Il p%itchfork through his leg.
The Charlottesville Fair Association
has secured Frank James as Il starter
for the races there this fall.
Jackson Herald: For several years
the farmers have been threshing their
wheat out in the field. but in the olden
times when farmers had nice bright
looking wheat. wheat that always
brought the best price. they stacked it.
When wheat is stacked it goes through
a sweat and that has Il tendency to
give it a better color and rather
preserves il against spelling. These
recent rains are causing some of our
best farmers to again stack or store
their wheat. They are doing the right
thing.
Upon the strength of two .Jackpots
He bought his wife a gown.
But he kicked himself for doing this
The neXt time he sat down.
The Chicago and Eastern Illinois
road j. now hauling coal into ThebeS.
1t is loaded on barges there and sent
sop,b tn. road j also ba,dIin,
l.,ro.. ~ou.rtia. of lumber. which i
brnnobt in nv river.
IN -
I'm
,.i,n .hn mL.. Ill; ~.
I'LL
New County has hve Dem
ocratlc candidates Tor he Office OF
''''
herlef ana Howl" are making a
very htwry paper "ut oi The Slkeslon
Clarion.
The Bonnie Terre Democrat-Rrgi>-
ter SAYS: H. Clay Davis. we'll known
throughout Southeast Missouri a. an
educator of ability. died Suddenly of
a c~ongestive chill al his home il
t.Ioins on .Jnlv -. The remains We're.
taken t" Po'"eI Tor lnterment where
unerai services with Masonic honors
were held
Haytl Argus: 1t may not he gencr'-
ally known. but two oi Hayti : ialreSt
ana most lovely Young ladies. l@tItia
Mcfarland. the sheriff sister. and
Carrie Num-. made the black cap that
i, to he worn ny lack bradford when
ne l. executed. August II. 1t l. a
dainty Piece OF work. with purkerlEg
string and other conrenience- t" make
1t hitting anu becoming
Jefferson City Republican: \ farm
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11

Pauline Fougeu. Albert Edward Con-
slant Fougeu. Pauline tougeu De-
Coster. Edward Paulin Fougeu and
Jane FOuOeu, Defendants.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11

Bloomfield Cosmos: Mr.. Robert
Schmitzler a machinist from Cape
Girardeau has charge of the repairs
on the engines and rolling stock on
the yards. He is now refitting a 20
ton engine. recently received from the
kshnett road, which will take the
place of No, 3,
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11
against

against
Pauline Fougeu. Albert Edward Con-
slant Fou9eu. Pauline F'ougeu De-
Coster. Edward Paulin Fougeu and
Jane Fougeu. Defendants.
NOW on this day comes the plain
titfs before the undersigned clerk of
the Cape Gi~rardeau Court of Common
Pleas. within and for the county of
Cape Girardcau and StateO of Missouri.
in vacation and file their petition.
and affidavit. statin" among other
things that the defendants, Pauiin
Fougeu. Albert Edward Constant
Fougeu and Pauline F'ougeu DeCoster
are non residents Of the State of Mis-
souri,. 1t is therefore ordered by the
clerk of said court aforesaid in
vacation that publication he made.
notifying them that an action has
heen commenced against them by
petition in the Cape G~irardeau Court
of Common Pleas. the object and
general nature OF which is for parti-
ton and division of the following
described real estate. situate in the
city and county of Cape Girardeau
and State of Missouri. tO-wit:
Part of lot number two 81 in range
D. in the City of Cape Girardeau
in the County and State aforesaid.
more particularly described as fol-
lows. to-wit: Commence at the north
west corner of said lot number two
- in range % in said city. run
thence south along Main or German
parallel with Broadway about one
hundred and thirty-four (l34 feet to
Lcvce or Front street. thence north
parallel with Manor German street,
forty-Seven ~ feet To Broadway.
thence west along Broadway about
one hundred and ihirty-four 1874 feet
To the point of beginning.
Among the plaintiffs and defend
ants according 10 their respective
rights set forth in their petition.
filed IN this aus and that if partition
cannot be- maze in kind. to have Saiu
real estate sold and the proceeds
thereof divided among the parties
according TO their respective interests.
ami that unless they he and appear at
the next term Of this court to be
holden ~ the court house in the city
of I ape Girard-au. State OF Missouri.
on Monday the 24th day of September.
1900. and on or before the thir,l day
thereof il the term shall 50 long CON
tinue. II not. then before the end of
the term and answer 10 The prtitiOn
hereof judgment and decree will be-
rendered for partition of said real
estate alnOng those entitled thereto
according to the finding of said court.
ana il the real estate cannot be divid-
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11
Order of Publication.

In the Cape G~irardeau Court of Com
mon Pleas. within and for the county
OF Cape Girardeau and State of
MiSSt nri
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-08-11
Vacation. July IL. 1900.

Jacques Edmond Dutray. Ansene
Noenie Eilicite Dutray, widow of
Emile Arther Crissandean and
Amanda Chamont Dutray and her
husband pean Jacques Chomot.
Plaintiffs.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-05-12
PIONEER PAPER OF KOOTENAI 90
s. D. TAYLOR, Editor and Proprietor

BRITISH COLUMBIA elects a new
provincial parliament early in
June, and the newspapers publish
ed by our cousins across the border
are trying to save the country in the
same lurid flashing as their Ameri-
can cousins, anent the esidential
campaign now on in this country.
The premier of British Columb ia is
a man without any English frills
10 his name-plain Joe Martin.
JOe's government" is on trial. He
has appealed" to the country, and
if a majority of the "ridings" ere
turn" NJ. P's. who will support the
government, Joe will continue to
be the whole thing over there for
some time to come. If the "Cp-
position" carry the day, then Joe
will become the opposition" and
the other fellows the government"
There is "a lot of other queer stuff
connected with "A B. G. election that
the average American can't make
heads nor tails of, bu. they seem to
have nearly every adjunct of an
American campaign except our
irrepressible middle-of-the- road
pop.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-05-12
NEWS OF THE RAILWAYS.
r ock Island Announces Special Excur-
sion Rates.

The Rock Islands proposition
for cheap rate excursions to and
from the West this summer has
been negatived by the Western
Passenger Association. In con-
sequence notice was served yester-
day on Chairman Mcleod bv Gen
eral Passenger Agent Sebastian,
that the Rock Island will take in
dependent action and put in effect
rate of one fare plus ~ 90 for the
round trip from Chicago and all
intermediate points east of the
Missouri River to Denver, Colorado
Springs, Pueblo, Salt Lake City
and Ogden. Ticket at this rate
will be sold on June 20, July 9 and
II and August 1. From Missouri
River points the same rate will be
made on the days following these
dates. tickets at this rate also Will
be sold from Missouri River gate
waves, Kansas City to Omaha, in
elusive, on July 7, 8 AMI 9. -Four
special excursions also will be run
by the Rock Island from Colorado
common points to Chicago and in
ternediate stations On June %,
July II and 20 and August 4
These excursion tickets, both east
and west bound, will be limited for
return passage to October 81 The
Rock Island announces Its inten-
ton of placing in service special
trains for these excursion, leaving
Chicago at p. m. ana making the
run to Colorado with only one night
on the road.-Chicag1 Tribune.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-05-12

In 1896 the Republican party
gave it's pledge to the people that
if it was returned to power pros.
perity should take the place of the
universal business depression then
prevailing. 1t has kept its promise.
It has restored prosperity to the
country and if retained in power it
will continue such legislative and
administrative conditions as are
necessary to the maintenance of
such neutrality-suspicious. state
platform.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-05-12
Tell Your Sister

A Beautiful Complexion is an i'm
possibility without good pure blood
the sort that only exists in connec-
ton with good digestion, a healthy
liver and bowels. Karl's Glover
Root Tea acts directly On the
bowels, liver and kidneys keeping
them in perfect health. Price 25
cts. and so cts. For sale by I. F,
Cook, Druggist.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-05-12
June Delineator.

The June nun Der of The Define.
ator, beside showing one hundred
and fifty illustrations of present
fashions, contains several articles of
general interest to women. "Amer-
lean Women at the Paris EXPOSE
ton" is illustrated with seventeen
pol traits. "Founders of Women s
Colleges" contains ten portraits add
valuable biographical matter
"The Perfdy of Bess Doane."
Among the practical household
articles is one on housekeeping in
Apartments and Flats. The regu-
lar departments of Social .Observ-
ances, Practical Gardening, Club
women and club life, and House
Furnishing IRE interesting and
valuable for parctioal women.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-05-12
SENAToR GEO. L. SHOuP

SENATOR GEO. l.. SHoUP was
elected delegate at large to the
national convention. His col
leagues will be: W. B. Hepburn,
J. F. Alshi-, l.. L. Ormsby, Frank
r. Gooding and Geo. A. Robethan.
The alternates are: Col. Budlong,
Mrs. J. B West, Louis Hall, F. c.
Kramley, d. ". Church. The re-
solutions contained a plank endors-
ing the senator, the reading of
which caused tumultuous appla use.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-05-12
Stood Death Off,

E. B Munday, a lawyer of Hen
rietta, Tex, once fooled grave,
digger. He says; my brother
was very low with malarial fever
and jaundice. l persuaded him to
try Electric Bitters, and he was
soon much better, but continued
their use until he was wholly cured.
| am sure Electric Bitters, saved
his life" This remedy expels
malaria, kills disease germs and
purifes the blood; aids digestion
regulates liver, kidneys and bowels
cures constipation, dyspepsia, nerv-
Gus diseases, kidney troubles, fe
male complaints; gives perfect
health. Only SOC at Cooks drug
store.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-05-12

NORTH KooTENALwas represented
at the state convention by James
f. Dolan of this place. 1t is need
less to say that the gentleman per-
formed his duties with ability and
all the manners and polish of a
Chesterfield.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-05-12

Hon. GEo. H. PARSONS, former
attorney general Of the state, and
prominent silver republican four
years ago. was made permanent
chairman of the republican state
convention at Lewiston last
Tuesday.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1900-05-12

"A gentleman's smoke, without
an euasl "Brunswick" cigar,
Araffsdealerc.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-03-19

takes are made in the effort For
example, the inside of the hat crown is
called entree.. An ambitious clerk in
a hat establishment asked his employ
er what the English and Americans
meant when they said come in. !"
'Oh," was the reply, come in means
entrez
A few mornings after he heard the
clerk say to a customer Yes, Mon
sieur, re hat he fits not; re come in
of him eez too leetle'
If you wish to know what articles
are dutiable and the rates call at the
United States consulate, SO Avenue de
There you will fnd-if the
other officials are too busy to grant
you prompt attention-the only
colored employe. / have never heard
his surname. He is polite and accom-
modating. Both French and Ameri-
can merchants would often find their
affairs in a hopeless taDgle without
his assistance l have been told that
he was appointed to Office some time
in the f1fties, and frequently initiates
new officials, informing them as to
French law and customs He can at
glance tell you just the dutiable
rate of each article you wish to export.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-03-19

natives each, men who are familiar
with the loality and who have had
long experience in the jungle. When
everything is ready the start lis made
with the elephants abreast, the how
dahs being in the center and the "beat-
ers' on the ends.
The deeper the jungle is penetrated
the more often are the disturbances.
Many cheetal deer are aroused, and
once in awhile the karkun, or barking
deer, dashes into sight for an instant.
Peacocks and porcupines, wildcats and
innumerable jungle fowl break the
monotony at short intervals.
Further in the jungle the elephants
are spread wider out, with a howdah
in each wing and the others in the CEN
ter, SO that the gums can fairly COM
mand the game when it comes into
view The march continues and every
one is in readiness when the word is
passed around that the game will soon
be at hand Five minutes, ten and
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-03-19

Birds are nothing to him to the
sportsman in India. He is looking for
something bigger, something that he
has to risk his life to get, and the lives
of small army of followers. In hunt
ing the tiger he realizes these ambi-
tions, and oftentimes something more.
The common hunting ground of Eng
lishmen in India is what is called the
Dun, long, broad valley near the
River Ganges in the foothills of the
Himilayas. In the distance these
mountains present a long jagged line
of snowy peaks, $4,000, $4,000 and 24,-
600 feet high, and looked at through
the hot haze of an Indian day, seem
to be hanging half way between heav-
en- and earth.
The ordinary system of arranging a
hunt lis for one planter to send word
to two or three of his neighbors ask
ing them to meet him at a certain
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1900-03-19

twenty minutes pass with every man S
rife ready to be put to the shoulder.
The elephants move at a snail's pace
under the soothing voice of the guide,
and they seem to be actually creeping
along so little noise do they make.
The nervous strain is intense and the
novice feels that he couldn't hit a
tiger with a club, let alone with a
bullet
Suddenly the sharp voices of the
guides ring out almost simultaneously
and the elephants stop short. Two
streaks of yellow are seen in a little
open patch thirty yards away. AL
most at the same instant the rifles
speak out and one Of the yellow streaks
rolls over; the other is gone.
In the open two tigers had been at
play, a male and female. The male
had offered the best target to three
of the men, while the fourth took a
shot at the female and missed. Such
is fun to the beef-eating Britisher