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Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
Could Change His Mind.

Prof. Hendershott is we'll known in Pitts
burgh. as man Of affable temper, and it is
rare that he shows even impatience. One
day while travelling on suburban trolley
ductor to transfer him to the city street
cars at a certain point. Soon afterward the
car stopped and he was surprised to see out.
side the very friend he was seeking He
started to leave the car, when the conductor
accosted him. "You can't change for your
car here" he said, brusquely. The pro.
change cars here, I tell you," snapped the
conductor again: The professor, deep in
conversation with his friend, merely waved
his hand to signify that the car might go
on without him. "Here," cried the man
in brass buttons, angrily, "don't 1 tell you
that you cant change cars at this place?"
Then the good old professor answered with
severity: "But I can change my mind at
this station, can't I?"-GoIden Days.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
Chances in War.

War is not such dangerous game as
people think. In spite of all efforts to
annihilate each other, enemies do COM
paratiyely slight damage. During the
Franco-German war, with it's scores of
battles on a vast scale, only 1917 men
in each 1000 were killed and 10a
wounded, while AZ per 1000 were miss.
ing. Thus any soldier engaged had
about nine chances to one that he
would not get a scratch, and over fifty
chances to one that he would not be
killed. Most of the wounds received
were slight-that is to say, one-fourth
of all the wounds were severe, and
three-fourths were slight. But it is
surprising how small a wound disables
= man and knocks him out at The
rank1.--Cineinnati Enquirer.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
HOw's Thin4

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
f; j. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known F. !.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To.
ledo, 0.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c. per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
SOME NEW CRIMES.
Singular InfractiOns of the Laws
That Have Recently Come
to Light.

Every point of view which affords an
extended retrospect, makes plain the
wonderful progress of civilization to
which this century has contributed so
much.
The United States members of the
international prison commission finds
such a point of view in the penal laws
which the states of the union have en-
acted during the last few years. He
imagines Draco and Solon, the great
lawgivers of the Greeks, making a tour
of our prisons and reformatories, and
asking the various inmates what Of
fenses they had committed.
A man in Virginia Jail replies: II
killed partridge on the 2nd of
February" A Massachusetts, druggist
says: II sold cocaine without a doc
tors prescription" In Tennessee
man is found to be serving term of
three years for killing fish with dyna-
mite; Wisconsin baker has had to pay
fine and spend six weeks in Jail for
sleeping three nights in his bakery;
New York man tampered with an auto
matte ballot machine; California
nurse neglected to report to a doctor
that a baby's eyes were inhamed.
II was convicted for watering BIZ
cycle path," says an Ohio street-sprink.
ler. II tapped a telegraph-wire," states
another; land 1 sold kerosene that was
not up to the fire test" declares third.
If the old lawyers were to extend
their tour of investigation still farther.
they might learn of men fined or i'm.
prisoned for dropping advertising mat.
ter in letter chutes; for gambling by
means of ''slot machines;" and fo1
countless other offenses, the very
means for committing which were un.
known 100 years ago.
Thus the statute-books record the
march of civilization, proclaiming the
increased richness of life, and suggest.
ing opportunities and responsibilities
unknown even to the preceding genera,
ton. Young men of to-day are apt to
hear much about the growing fierce.
ness of competition and the increasing
difficulties of making living; but the
student of progress will not need to &c
far into the past to find an answer tc
the argument.-Youth's Companion.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
.FUNGENT PAR1AG GRAPHS.

He-"You needn't be angry. could
have kissed you. two or three times
then if I'd wanted to- She-"fes, ]
know tn. Y. Press.
Teacher-"Make a sentence contain.
ing the word pursuit Bright Boy
(who reads the papers)-"Were ten
dollars, now $7.99 per suit."-Philadel.
phia Record.
Gas"ell-"I hear that women bar.
bers are becoming quite numerous in
some places" Dukane-'Well, most
women possess the conversational
qualification" ."-Pittsburgh Telegraph
Short Road to Popularity.-Hingso-
''Tbat doctor is very popular with so.
ciety people" Jingso-"Yes; he gives
Latin and Greek names to sick head.
aches and the ike."-Syracuse Herald.
Willie-"Now that sister is going tc
marry Mr.. jerks why is it called an
engagement pa?" Mr.. Undrethum-
''Probably because the real battle
comes later, my son."-Philadelphia
Press.
Visitor-"What a dreadful smell of
smoke" Hostess-"O, it is only George
burning his weeds, as he calls it,
Visitor-"I didn't know he went in for
gardening." Hostess-"Neither does
he. He has been smoking some cigars
I gave him last Christmas."- Judy.
Negroes are unconsciously humor-
Gus. The other day two roustabouta
were overheard talking. They met on
the levee, after one had been absent
from the city for several weeks. "Hel-
10, Bill. How is yer?" asked the first.
swell, was the reply, ''de doctor is
give me up, but de police amt
Memphis Scimitar
Couldn't Say It.-Mrs. Rambo ION
the inside of the front door, )-"Absa-
lom, you have been drinking again!"
Mr.. Rambo ION the outside mo-, m
dear, L" Mrs. Rambo-"Say Prompt
payments patiently pursued produce
prosperity" Mr.. Rambo-''Prompt
payments patiently prosued pos
Mrs. Kambo-"Absalom, you can go
up to your room by way of the back
door."-Memphis Commercial Appeal.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
=CURIENl!I I i r0PIcs.

The first newspaper advertisements
appeared in 1862. /
There are 219 national banks in 90
Grafton in Illinois. W,
During the last two years 1878 men
have been killed in battle.
The present season has been one of
particular benefit to oyster farmers.
Cape Town is ordinarily calculated
as % days distant from SOUTHAMPTON.
A lawsuit which has lasted over a
century has come to an end in Ire
land.
The number of languages and dia-
lects spoken in the world amounts to
1904.
There was less poultry buying in
London at Christmas than for many
years.
In 1850 Texas raised 5s,O72 bales of
cotton. Now she raises 1000 900 bales
annually.
There are 3s yoemanry regiments in
England, with a muster exceeding TO-.
900 men.
The sales girls in New Jersey town
have started crusade against the
use of slang.
1tissupposed that the average depth
of sand in the deserts of Africa is from
80 to 40 feet.
The queen of Greece is said to be
the finest needlewoman among Euro.
pean royalties.
| The first attempt to manufacture
pins in this country was made soon
after the war of 1912.
Forty-three per cent of the fruit
trees in southern California are orange
and Is per cent lemon.
Female bootblack are increasing rap.
idly in France. They wear costume
not unlike that of nuns.
The name of Shakespeare can be
spelt 1000 different ways. The poet
himself spelt it % ways.
President Eliot of Harvard is some,
thing of pedestrian, and never rides
when time and distance permit him to
walk.
The longest continuous run of a rail.
way train in Europe is that from Paris
to Constantinople, 1921 miles, in 64A
hours.
The olive crop of the past year Of
southern California, including picked
olives and olive oil, was estimated al
100000.
The number of Irishmen who have
been prominently associated with the
crisis and the war in South Africa is
remarkable.
Pottery makers in Great Britain and
the United States of America are draw,
ing up price list to govern prices in
both countries.
Mrs. Gladstone attained her SSH
birthday recently, and the bells o1
Hawarden church were rung in honor
of the occasion.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
Man Puzzle Educator,

Is Iowa as large as Maine? Which is the
Pan Handle State? What state is bounded
by four straight lines? These and many
other questions relating to the geography
puzzle sent out by the Chicago Great West
ern Railway 1t is dissected map of the
United States printed on heavy cardboard
and the puzzle consists in putting the pieces
together so as to form complete map. 1t
will be found interesting and instructive to
old people as we'll as young. 1t will be sent
to our readers sending 10 cents to F. H. Lord,
SRa2 od ch:afo It. A GheaSl snSs snSeope w::rn
zle Department."
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
8, ,434 Letters q Day,

The John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, received {, ,434 orders Feb. 26, which u
a monster day, but they expect to double
this number by the middle Of March. The
firm is having great trade in it's specialties,
potatoes, speltz, Bromus Inermis, Rape, Big
Four Oats, Three Eared Corn and earliest
vegetables. There is wonderful demand for
oea0ns E @ Reddi and oad
bage, the earliest of this kind in the wide,
wide world, are having tremendous sale.
The firm above mentioned is large adver-
tiser and use weekly newspapers tells
the story.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

Mrs. Brown-Our language is full of mis-.
was perfect bear, and they called him a
civil engineer.
Mrs. Smith-Yes, but that is not so ridic-
ulous as the man they call "teller" in
bank. He won't tell you anything. asked
one the other day how much money Mr..
Jones had on deposit, and he just laughed at
me.-Collier's Weekly.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

Any man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh. Ca
tarrhiswell-nigh UNIVERSAL; almost om-
nipresent. Peruna is the only absolute
safeguard known. A cold is the begin
ming of catarrh. To prevent colds, to
cure colds, is to cheat catarrh out of it's
victims. Peruna not only cures catarrh,
but prevents it.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Not So Sure,

At dinner in rockingham lately, a royal
academician stated to the company the Gu
rious fact that sugar and sumac are the
only two words in English where su is pro-
nounced shu. There was much interest
table: "But, are you quite sure?''-Chi'
cago Chronicle.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
Was 1t Suicide7

Brakeman-The trainboy dropped dead in
the baggage car few minutes ago.
Conductor-Poor fellow! Heart trouble,
suppose.
own clears a n in his m mouth at a the ct time. ne >.
CHICAGO Evening News.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
Just Like a Razor.

cashiers desk in large stockbroking con-
cern and asked for pen to indorse a note.
To his disgust, the pen sputtered, blotting
his signature, and he threw It aside with the
popular exclamation:
"Hair on it"
''No WONDER" one of the bystanders re-
marked, "when it is shaving notes all day."
Chicago Chronicle.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

Piso's Cure is a wonderful Cough medi-
eine.-Mrs. w. Pickert, Van Siclen and
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

The International & Great Northern rail-
way are out OF
cellent production of the map engraver's
art, both artistically and geographically. The
map is made on an unusually large scale, and
is as near perfect as to details as it is pos
sible to make it. Mr.. D. J. Price, general
passenger and ticket agent of the system,
at Palestine, Texas, is sending copies of
closes seven cents in stamps to pay postage.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

All families should provide them
selves with copy of DR.. Hartman's free
book entitled Winter Catarrh.' This
book consists of seven lectures on ca
tarrh and la grippe delivered at The
Hartman Sanitarium. It contains the
latest information on the treatment of
catarrhal diseases. Address DR.. Hart
man, Columbus, Ohio.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
Hopeless Bachelor

"What did Mr.. Cummings say to you
last night, Clara, when he was trying to but
"Why, he said any man who made gloves
that wouldn't button easier than mine ought
to give up the business"
'Well, dear, take my advice and don't
waste any. more time in that direction.
Stray Stories.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

Hon. Geo. Kern wnown Justice of the Peace Chicago
"1 afflicted qvah catarh for years. My catarh
located chiefly my head tried many qvtout avaa
applied TO several doctors, but they able
learned of the remedy Pa through the daily newspapers. After
taking the remedy for IS ueks entirely my
has been since q,as cured
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
Due to Anxiety.

Guest-Ouch! You've spilled some soup
down my neck.
Waiter-Ps orful sorry, sab; but you see,
sab, rs so in doubt if you is gwine to CUB
me tip er not, it makes me nervous-What
TO Eat. IT,
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

II never talk through the newspapers,
said great man. "You prefer your hat,
perhaps" suggested the reporter:-Phila-
delphia North American.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

She (after the proposal- know
papa is not rich" He (philosophically)-
"Oh, we'll, I'd rather take his chances than
mine. e."-Harlem Life.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

Thirty minutes is all the time required to
dye with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
Sold by all druggists.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

To Cure q Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
refund money lift fails to cure. Csc.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

First come first served" isn't saying how
well.-Chicago Dispatch.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
evFRY HnuF IN 1nF cnfRY fsh .sa:a tel @ Pc,

The! proper size for q lazy individual Il
exercise.-Chicago Daily News.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

Wee are the people-the Bushmen.-Yals
Record. ~
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

Clam chowder Is often productive of the
deepest melancholy. Chicago Daily News.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

One vice gathers others like q rolling
Globe.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

A frog would leap from throne of gold
into puddle.-PubGus Syrus.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

Fortify Feeble Lungs Against Winter
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
wOI>kinu
Women

are Invited to wy'ifo ia
Mrs. Pxnlkltas,, for FREQ
advice about fl5olt' h0allyb-
Mrs. Pxnk1has,, Is q w0-
IF you have painful
l3es'f0aEs1 baokaohos or
any Of the moro serious
Ills Of Wos,,en1 Wy,ffo to
Mrs. Pxnlklkas,,; slso has
boLpod S,,sxlflflsdas. Your
l0ff0s' will bo 8aos'oauy
confidential
Lydia &. PLnkbaa,sIs
Vegetable Compound Is
known wherever tho Eng
Msh language Is SPOKEN.
"Moflbkpg ekso oau possL-
bly, he SO sure 10 holp suf-
fes,Al,g women No other
h,odNokpo has holpod 50
many.
Ronson,boI' fhL8 whom
sos,,efxtAn0 akso ks suu-
9estedL
Mrs. pLnkkba1,19 0d1
dress Is LYNN Macs.
Has' hefpAhg hand Is
always Os1fsfya06olb0d tO
6uffos,lnQ women.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

You Can Get Aliens Foot-Ease FREE.
Write today to Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy,
n. Y, for FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, powder to shake into your shoes. 1t
cures chilblains, sweating, damp, swollen,
aching feet. 1t makes New or tight shoes
easy. A certain cure for Corns and Bun
ions. All druggists and shoestores sell it. Csc.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
Low Rate Homo seekers Excursions.

Low Rate Homo seekers' Excursions'
The Missouri Pacific Railway and Iron
Mountain Route are now running series of
excursions to the West and Southwest.
Sd and 18th, at very low rates. Maps, feid-
ers, time cards and illustrated pamphlets on
the various states mailed free on application
to H. c. Townsend: G. P. & T. A., St. Louis.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

Charged to nt-Father-"Y ou're al
together too extravagant, sir. Now, what
Gid yoqa pay for that suit you've on you?"
Son-"Oh, say, pop, you must think I'm a
chump." p."-Detroit Free Press.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

You can't tell how strong affection is by
its sighs.-Chicago Dispatch.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
English M She IL SPOKE.

And speaking Of "American forces.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
"a IRON m0VNIAIN ROUTE

The Worlds 6an1taftum and Al-YoaT.Round Pleasure
Resort resehsd only via this line. Elegant 6otsls,
1ubnms Scenery: Delightful Climate: Healing Hot
spring. Pullman Buffet Sleeping Cars without change
rom st. Louis. 4eduoed Round Trip Rates al yeas
round from all coupon points in the o. q. and Canada
s8-1or descriptive and illustrated pamphlet writq
Company's agents, Or II. G. T0WNeEND, General
Passenger and Ticket Agent, 0T. LOUIS, no.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

RHEUMATISM 6HSS5 <iss Se<se'. ssea@asf. for a5S
Tablets Not sold by dealers Sent by mail by Bordo
Mfg. Co.. Rhinelander, Wis. s boxes, 81.OO.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

On account Of the low price Of wheat,
Senator Knute Nelson has introduced
bill to increase Surveyor General
Warmers salary! During all the years
of great labors in that Office, the pay has
been sufficient, but now that the sur
veys are being completed, and the work
of the Office next to nothing, the pay
must go up. That's like it's simply
Hannacratic, not to say Nelsonian-for
Senator Knute is very fond of caring for
the poor (politicaD farmer. And, be-
sides if there ever was real poor such
"farmer'' it is Eli s. G. s. G.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14

R0n10n,b0I' this whom
sos,,eflhkn0 akso ks suU-
Ao8f0d.
Willmar tribune., 1900-03-14
ALMOST UNIVERSAL, OF MINNESOTA
&j CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION,

FOR 1ts Action ON Porto Rico Tariff
Heatwole and Fletcher Also Fall, for
both Condemn Their Party-A Pretty
"hettle of Fish"-Eyes Now on Knnte
Nelson-Qutlool for Sweeping Rebuke
to Republicanism This Fall-State and
National Political Points-Peoples Party
State Convention-"sA.B b. c." Ticket and
Campaign-Twin City Point and Point
ers-Note and Comment Of the Week,
Industrial freedom. [volume] (Edison, Wash.) 1898-1???, 1900-11-27

IN votes, even in the presidential cleo
tiofl IN which no less than 10 tickets
were before the people. Those who
aren position to watch the growth
OF sentiment among organized labor
say that the socialist ideas are spread.
ing rather than dying out; and in the
north, at least, it may be added the
socialist vote seems to come rather
from the republicans than from the
democratic strength Whether
the socialist movement will ever grow
TO become an important factor III
American politics must be still ar
open question. The present rate OF
increase of the socialist vote is large,
but it has small beginnings, and as
yet its totals are not formidable.
From the Boston Evening Journal.
The social democratic, party is
growing apace in Massachusetts,. 7.
was not IN existence at the last presi.
Dental election, but it threw $500
votes for its gubernatorial candidate,
IN 1899. This year its poll shows an
aggregate of about 10000, or some
thing like 1000 more thanis necessary
to give it a recognized party standing.
1t is not unlikely that some part Of
this increase ,yas due to Byran's atti-
tude, which increased strenuous ac-
tivity against'him by socialists. 1t is
evident that the socialists organiza-
ton must be .reckoned with hereafter
by our politicians. II it be menace
to good government, as many believe,
it should be met manfully and with
serious discussion ~ n,.i:i, :,
program. 1t is something that can
no longer be laughed at.
Industrial freedom. [volume] (Edison, Wash.) 1898-1???, 1900-11-27

for. On Nov. 7th Dummy it didn't
come Nov. stu the c. M. & S. P.
railway reduced it's force of section
men Is per cent. The same day the
c. & N. w. gave its beloved track
men nice good reduction of Is per
cent. The same day Zone day after
election) the Clinton, Iowa, packing
house dropped 90 working mules
from its pay roll to enable them to
get their share of prosperity. They
had voted for it and the company
wanted them to have it. On Nov.
10Th Curtis Bros. Sash factory at
Clinton, Iowa, gave its beloved en-
ployes a neat reduction of 10 per
cent in wages. One of the owners
was running for congress on the
republican ticket. He voted for pros
perity (for Curtis) and SO did his
employees. They both got what they
voted for.-Appeal,
Industrial freedom. [volume] (Edison, Wash.) 1898-1???, 1900-11-27
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Industrial freedom. [volume] (Edison, Wash.) 1898-1???, 1900-11-27
PROSPERITY"
A Few Of the Many Items That Stow the 'Olc
General Prosperity is Right at our Door

A Few Of the Many Items That Stow the odd
General Prosperity is Right at our Door
The Plano Harvester company, of
West Pullman, ILL.,, has shut down
and locked out 900 men. The head
lines say it was carsed by new
scheme tor cutting down wages.
Failing TO convince workmen OF its
Justice concern closed down."
increases asked" Charities off,
Gals hearing requests for state aid"
Secretary Biddle hopes Revenues of
Pennsylvania this year will not COM
pei cutting down the appropriation
Committee receiving figures here.
Headlines in Pittsburg Dispatch.
Terre Haute, Ind, Nov. lahore
than 200 hosting engineers and 1000
miners in the state will be idle to-
morrow as result of the failure OF
the Indiana block and bituminous
coal operators to sign the scale pre-
scented to them to-day by the engin-
GERS.
Out in Mingo Junction, O., the
morning after election, the National
Steel Co. gave the dinner pail a cut
by reducing wages from &c. to 60 per
cent, basing the scale upon II hours
of hard work At the same time the
l.. |. Case Plow works of Racine, Wis,
gave their employee voters for pros
peritv a reduction of so per cent.
"Steel trust may face new Home
stead riot" "At Steubenville, o.,
wages are cut one-third and men re-
fuse to accept" PLANT to start to-
dav." "Non-union negroes who
broke up Amalgamated elsewhere,
are being imported. " mills under
heavy guard "-Headlines in New
York World.
Chicago, H., Nov. 10.-A fiat in
crease OF one cent a pound was put
upon beef, pork and mutton yester-
day by Chicago pork packers. The
Chronicle to-day said: "In one year
the additional cent will yield to the
Chicago packers, basing the estimate
upon last years business, the follow
ing sums: Dressed beef, $4,000, 900;
dressed pork and pork products, 500.
600, 900; mutton, $4, 100000 Total
addition to incomes $4,000, 900.
No notice ofincrease in wages.
The tide of Mckinley prosperity
set in right after eleceion. Nc didn't
wait long before he commenced to
give the voting kings what they voted
Industrial freedom. [volume] (Edison, Wash.) 1898-1???, 1900-11-27

trial field? Is a union card good for
nothing but to sell the product OF or
ganized labor? Or does it command
the support of organized labor in
every line of human ndeavor? Union
labor has either got to do what it
asks all people to do or else go back
on it's own principles. Appeal to
Reason.
Industrial freedom. [volume] (Edison, Wash.) 1898-1???, 1900-11-27
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