The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-10-19

rs ALWAYS been a wondher to me-"
said Mr. Hennessy, I'VE niver marrid.'
Its been a wondher to NANNY
Mr.. Dooley replied haughtily. Maybe if
I'd been as aisy pleased as most-an' this
is not sayin' anything again you an
ye'ers. Hinnissy, FIR We got much tn best
iv it'll might now be tn father Nv happy
children an have money in tn bank
awa attn tn day whin tn inthrest on tn
morgedge fen due. IT'S not FIR lack iv OPP
pcrchunities I'm here alone / tell We that
me bucko, rr tn time was whin tn
sound Nv me feetd bring more heads to
tn windies iv Archery r-road thin'd bob
up to see yeer fun'ral go by. An that's
nanny a wan
"Ah. WE'LL" said Mr.. Hennessy, Il was
but jokin' ye." His tone Modified his
| friend, who went on: ITO tell We tn
truth. Hinnissy, tn raison l niver got
marrid was l niver cud pick choice
I've tn maxim iv an ixcillint OIL Turk in
me, to be sure, FIR L look on all tn sect
as iligeabie FIR me hand an I'm onyt re-
| sthrained firm r-rentin Lincoln Park FIR
a home an askin' thin all to clave ony
to me, be me nachral modesty an tn
50 with me. an think it is so with most
men that dies bachelors. Be r-readin' tn
lpa- apers ye'd think bachelor was a man
BORN with depraved an parvarse hath
red iv wan iv our most cherished institoo-
tions, an anti-expansionist, dye mind
But tbs no such thing. A bachelors a
man that wud extind his bapificint rule
over all tn female wurruld, firm, tn snow
capped girls iy Alaska TO; tn sunny ell
Gems iv tn Passyfic. a marrid mans, a
person with limited affiction--a protic-
ZIONIST an anti-expansionist, mugwump
be hivins. 'Tis tn bachelor that's keepin
j alive tn rivrince FIR tn sect.
, "Whin was young man, We scud sarch
firm wan end Nv tn town to tn other fl
me akel with tn ladies. Ye niver see ms
in thin days, but twas me had asrogue's
, eye an leg far beyant tn common r-rur
iv props. 1 cud dance with tn best i'
thin. me voice was that sthropg twas i'm.
! possible to hear amy wan else whin
sung TIL Pretty Maid Milkin'' tn Cow,
+ an 1 was dhressed to kill on SUNDAYS
J Twas thin / bought tn hat we see m'
Il wear, at tn picnic. Twas Good mornin'
r Misther Dooley, an will We come in an
have a cup of tay? an How dye do
Misther Dooley? / didn't see We at mas
this mornin', an Martin, me boy, dhrol
ia an take hand at forty-fives. TIL
i young ladies has been askin me ARE "
dead / was tn poplar idol, We Nigh
say, an manny's tn black look / got owe
: tn shoulder at picnic an wake. But
minded them little. If bull again m
: come firm TIL Pope himsilf in thin day
9 win me heart was high, I'd tuck it il
: me pocket an say: I'll read it whin
get time.
We'll, I'd take wan iv tn girls out il
y me horse an buggy iv a Sundah an L.
: think she was tn finest in tn wurrul
: an I'd be sayin' all kinds iv jokin' thing
: u her about marredge licenses beir
: marked down on account iv tn poor de
: lmand an how tn parish priest was think
= in Nv bein' thransferred to parish wher
:, tn folks was more kindly disposed to eac
= other an tn likes Nv that, whin ont
Z tn corner iv me eye I'd see another gin
go by, an bless me if cud keep tn Ii
= w me Fright eye still .or hold me tongu
= fr' m such unfortchnit remark as: 'Tha
: there Holly Heaneys tn fine girl tn fin.
sthrappin girl. don't We think SOP Wei
We know, afther that / might as well
= dhrivfn' an ice wagon as a pleasure ris
- more thin wanst I near lost tn tip iv m
:, nose In tn jamb Nv tn dure thryin' I
:, give an affictshionate farewell. An so
" whit on, till L got tn reputation iv
y fiirt an philandhner FIR no raison at al
:, - dye mind, but me widespread fondnes
!. like thin all, dark an light large al
small, young an old, marrid an singl
% w!ddied an divorced, an so / niver maj
rid amy wan. But yen find me pilot,
- :. graft in some albums an me bills in MOI
- thin wan livery stable
II think marrid men gets on tn hes