davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
BALDY'S GOLDEN SLOPES.
From Its Sides Much Yellow Stuff Has
Been Washed.

Verify, this Is a golden land of prom
Use. Pick up any rock from the slopes
of Badly mountain, crush it, pan 1t,
and you get a string of colors of gold,
the sight of which tingles the blood with
enthusiasm, and fires the mind with en-
ergy Of purpose, persistent effort and
~persevering industry. Circle the entire
area of the lap of the mountain, the
hills and gulches that reach down from
her crest to meet the valley and plain;
everywhere tits the same. The gulches,
that have yielded millions, washed
from the loose gravel Of their beds, still
giving up their golden treasure-trove.
The rocky ridges and spurs, within the
last few months, are being pierced by
many a shaft and tunnel and the secrets
of the rocks, for ages hidden within
their bosom are now being dragged to
light, to bless and tighten the load Of
humanity, creations last and best pro-
duction. Humbug Gulch, Grouse, Will
low, Ute Greek and Ponil, each radiating
from a common point, the center Of
Baldy's bulk. From where did these
golden grains come If not from Baldy's
side, and heart? With development,
the ore bodies Of Badly will make a rec
ord besides which the yield of placers
will be but insignificant trifefls-the
d%ribblings. as It were, from the foun-
tain-head, the ire Of supply-the
quartz leads of Old Baldy's slopes
Elizabethtown Mining Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08

There Is no better medicine for the
babies than Chamberlain's Cough Rem
cdy. Its pleasant taste and prompt and
e~tfectual cures make 1t q favorite with
mothers and small children. 1t quickly
cures their coughs and colds, preventing
pneumonia or other serious conse-
quences. 1t also cures Group and has
been used in tens of thousands of cases
without q single failure so far as we have
been able to learn. 1t not only cures
Group, but when given as soon as the
croupy cough appears, will prevent the
attack. In cases Of %whooping cough 1t
liqueties the tough mucus, making 1T
easier to expectorate, and lessons the
severity and frequency Of the paroxysms
of coughing, thus depriving that disease
of all dangerous consequences. For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
MEXICAN
RAILWAY

You can reach the
very heart Of Mexico.
The Mexican Central
Railway is STANDARD
gauge throughout and
offers all conven-
ences c. modern rail-
way travel. For rates
and further informa
ton address
Ii. j. KUHN
Conf Agt. Ell PasO. Tex.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
PEcos VALLEY { NORTHEASTERN Ry
Central Time

VC0utr6l Ilm0)
Train No. s leaves Pecos daily at $3.50
p. m. Arrives at Carlsbad at 7:46 p. m.
Train No. ! leaves Carlsbad at $40
a. m. Arrives at Roswell at $50 a. M;
Amarillo Q p. M, connecting with the
A., T. & 8. F. and the Colorado and
Southern.
Train No.,1 leaves Amarillo daily at
6:26 p. m. Arrives at Roswell at 3:45 p.
M; Carlsbad at 1880 p. m.
Train No. 8 leaves Carlsbad at Z a. m.
Arrives at Pecos at 11:05 q. m.
Train No. 8 (mixed), daily except
Sunday, leaves Portales at Z a. m. Ar
rives at Amarillo at $40 p. m.
Train No. 4 (mixed), daily excep.
Sunday. leaves Amarillo at Q a. m. Ar
rives at Portales at $40 p. m.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oak and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, IN NJ,
daily except Sunday 1T Z .. m.
For low rates, for information regard
ing the resources Of this valley, rrices
Of lands, etc., address
D. Il. NICHOLS
General Manager,
\. ". MARTlND1xI,
Cen. m and 1Ass AGent
,AMaxallo, Tex, and Carlsbad. n. u.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08

began to fail" she would have saved
that three years of increasing misery,
until she "gave out entirely" For dis
eases of the stomach and organs of d.
gestion and nutrition there is no known
remedy to compare with Golden Med
ical Discovery" 1t reaches the heart,
liver and lungs through the stomach and
the blood and its cures are prompt and
permanent. Nothing else will give such
good results.
There is no alcohol or opium or other
narcotic contained in Golden Medical
Discovery" There is nothing "just as
good" as this remedy. Don't expert
rneat on yourself with substitutes.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
GLORIOUS NEWS

Comes from DR.. D. B. Cargile, Of Wash
lta, I. T. He writes: -Four bottles of
Electric Bitters has cured Mrs. Brewer
of scrofula, which had caused her great
suffering for years. Terrible sores would
break out on her head and face, and the
best doctors could give no help; but her
cure is complete and her health Is ex-
cellent." This shows what thousands
have proved-that Electric Bitters is
the best blood purifier known. It's the
supreme remedy for eczema, letter. salt
rheum, ulcers, boils and running sores.
1t stimulates liver, kidneys and bowels,
expels poisons, helps digestion, builds
up the strength. Only 50 cents. Sold by
Fischer & Co, druggists. Guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Siberian Exiling TO Be Pronioited.

The thought of exiled Russian Grim
inals changing the r way ever the SHOWS
OF the Siberian plains to life of terrible
desolation is one of horror. 1t is now
rumored that this barbarous custom
is to be abolished, and that Siberia,
which is really a fertile country, is to be
cultivated. This news will be wei
coined as joyfully by the far away con-
victs as is the fact by eXiles of health,
that Hostetter's Stomach Bitters cures
DYSPEPSIA. Other so-called remedies
claim to cure. That is all. The Bitters
not only claim to cure, but has done so
for fifty years. 1t cures indigestion,
constipation, biliousness, malaria, fever
and ague, liver and kidney troubles 1t
Is the best medicine in the world for
this time of the wear
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
FARMING BY IRRIGATION.
Facts Written By a San Juan County Man
For Guidance Of Others.

W. J. Wright, a successful a%gricultur-
alist of Aztec, writes: MY practice has
been to not allow the same crop to be
planted on plot or field more than
twice before changing to some other
crop. Say we begin with corn for the
first crop. For the small farmer this
crop should be followed with winter
wheat in September. 1t should be put
in with double shovels among the corn
stalks, My plan is to follow Immediate
ly with a large single-shovel pillow,
making two burrows in each corn row
and irrigate by placing in the border of
my head ditch q small box made one
third the length of common laths nailed
together, and putting one in the lateral
at each plow furrow, sinking the funnel
to the bottom Of the furrow so rs to
give all possible water pressure.
"On our mesa lands we do not run
water to exceed $50 yards, when we
catch III the water in a cross lateral
and redistribute it the next $50 yards,
and so on to the end of the field. When
my wheat Is harvested and removed
from the ground, which should be done
as Don as possible after curing, I pillow
say 5 to 10 inches, and SOW to the same
thirty varieties of peas. Sow broadcast
and furrow out with q large single
shovel plow. not exceeding ~ feet
apart, and irrigate as before. In the
fall, with the appearance Of the first
frost, Or the first week in September,
SOW to winter grain and irrigate as in
the first instance.
THE reason for not running water
further at a time before catching up
and redistributing it Is that our mesa
lands absorb water so rapidly that the
end of the plot mex the lateral gets too
much water, and does not yield in grain
as does the lower end of tn. plot. The
pea crop can be plowed under by at
taching a heavy chain to the right hand
end of the whippletree so as to drag in
the furrow just in front of the pillow, or
the furrow can be turned with a knot
in the chain for additional weight, and
forming somewhat of a semi-circle with
the other end attached to the beam Of
the plow a few inches forward of the
mold board. The corrugating can be
done as before, but somewhat wider,
say 5 or 4 feet wide.
Water at intervals during the fall
and early winter so as to thoroughly de-
compose the pea crop so that the soil
will have absorbed all of the available
plant food contained therein. This will
quite materially assisted by the win
ter freezes. Now our plot Is ready by
to again be sown to any crop
fancy may dictate. If sown to small
grain our plan would be first to smooth
the surface a little with q harrow or
drag and SOW by broadcasting and pillow
in the grain with a two-horse plow to
the depth OF three inches. Our soil Is
so very light and sandy that I have
or never known the seed to de-
cay from cold or wet weather, as in the
east. I would prefer clover as a fer
tilizer for a place of sixty acres or over;
because clover sod can be broken with
a common two-horse team, while 1t
takes a good four-horse team and an
extra strong, heavy pillow to break al
sod, besides an extra hand to
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
An EDITORS Life Saved by Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy.

During the early part of October, 1896,
I contracted a bad cold which settled on
my lungs and was neglected until
feared that consumption had appeared
in an incipient state. / was constantly
coughing and trying to expel something
which | could not. l became alarmed
and after giving the local doctor a trial
bought a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the result was immediate
improvement, and after l had used three
bottles my lungs were restored to their
healthy state.-B. 8. EDWARDS, Pub.
Usher Of The Review, Wyant, III. For
sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
A LIFE AND DEATH FIGHT

311@
Mr.. W. A. Hines, Of Manchester, Ia,
writing of his almost miraculous escape
from death, says: Exposure after
measles induced serious lung trouble.
which ended in Consumption. I had fire.
quent hemorrhages and coughed night
and day. All my doctors said I must
soon die. Then I began to use DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, which
completely cured me. I would not be
without it ever if it cost $500 a bottle.
Hundreds have used it on my recon-
mendation, and all say it never fails to
cure Throat, Chest and Lung troubles"
Regular size, Soc and $1.0O. Trial bot
ties free at Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
THE APPETITE OF A GOAT

Is envied by all poor d%yspeptics whose
Stomach and Liver are out Of order. All
such should know that DR.. Kings New
Life Pills, the wonderful Stomach and
Liver Remedy, gives a splendid appe-
title, sound digestion and a regular bod
lily habit that insures perfect health and
great energy. Only 25c at Fischer &
Co.'S drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
H G SYSTEM.
Pecos Valley & Northeastern Ry.
Pecos 8 Northern Texas Ry.
Pecos River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, In the way Of rates,
time and shipping conveniences. Good
water and shipping pens at all principal
points.
Excellent pasturage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line.
Full particulars p:omptly furnished
upon application to-
e. w. MARTINDELL, y. Fl. NICHOLS,
Actg. &. +. u P. A. General Mgr
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Unique Calender.

New Edition OF the Aztec Calendar,
January to June, 1900, now ON sale At
A. T. & 8. f. Ry. Ticket Office. Con.
tains six separate reproductions In color
(sx11 inches) OF Burbank's Pueblo In
dian portraits-the seasons art sensa.
tion. Also engraved cover rspresanting
aneisnt Aatss calendar stone. A hand.
some and uniaps souvenir; edition limit.
ID, order early. Price q cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Fully Resigned to It.

II wish you, please, sub write me a
obituary on the death er my las wife,
"Why-how many have you had?"
EFF l don't disremember, sub, she
was de seventh"
II suppose you want me to put in.
1--WE would not call her back again
don't your"
"Yes, suh-let her stay dar, tool
Atlanta Constitution.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08

L. 7. Travis, Agent Southern R. R.,
Selma, Ca, writes, II can not say too
much in praise of One Minute Cough
Cure. In my case it worked like a
charm" The only harmless remedy
that gives Immediate results. Cures
coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, and all
throat and lung troubles. 1reland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
YOUR FACE

Shows the state of your feelings and
the state Of your health as we'll. I'm
pure blood makes itself apparent in a
pale and sallow complexion, Pimples
and Skin Eruptions. If you are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have a
healthy appearance, you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. 1t cures all blood
diseases where cheap sarsaparillas and
so-called purifiers fail; knowing this,
we sell every bottle on a positive guar
antee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Wonder,

"Well sir" said the man who had just
come from the concert II have heard
the most wonderful violinist in the world
this EVENING""
who Is he?"
"I've forgotten his name, but be didn't
spend much more then half the time he
was on the stage in tuning his instru-
ment."-Chicago Times Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Harmless Old Soul.

What kind of a car is this? asked the
old lady, as she boarded a surface car.
Lectric! shouted the conductor at her
Is this the kind you wanted?
Well, it'll do as we'll as any, | s'pose.
I've travelled by '%lectric, cable, horse.
dynamite, nitroglycerine and cold-stor.
age cars, and they've all managed to run
yer a COW or burst their boilers before
they got anywhere. Nuthin' amt safe
no more-not even slidin' down the eel.
lar door.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Heart.to.H Heart Confidence,

Pertie Goodwin-Don't tell anybody
for the world! See this ring? Art
Smasher slipped 1t on my finger last
night.
Meena Zevver-Yes, 1t Is nice looking
but it will make a black circle around
your finger before you've worn 1t a week.
1t did on mine.-Cdicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
In Sunny California

Are islands as charming a. Capri, a coast
as gay as the Riyiera, mountains al
wonderful as any in Italy or Spain,
hotels as sumptuous as can DO desired,
outdoor diversions, and Q winter climate
Inrivaled in the world. Thousands oil
tourists are already there, thousands are
on the way. The Santa Fe route will
conduct you there at the minimum oil
cost In time and money, and with the
maximum Of comfort.
q. s. LUTTE, Agent,
Santa T0. N, M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
II think l would 90 crazy with pa,

~ think l would 60 crazy with pain
we're It not for Chamberlain's Palm
Balm" writes Mr.. w. q. ~Stapleton,
Herminie, Pa. II have been afflicted
with rheumatism for several years and
have tried remedies without number, but
Palm Balm 10 the best medicine l have
got hold Of" One application relieves
the pain. For sale BY 4. Q. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Scandalous Behavior

hyuh de white young lady say dat
she was gwineter here cut the yuthuh
young lady dat made huh 50 mad, said
Miss Miami Brown.
It's scan'lous de way desc white folks
Is actin answered Mr.. Erastus Pinkley.
Fust dey sings coon songs, den dey does
dake walks, an now dey's gwine in fob
carryin' razors'-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08

II I'm indebted to One Minute Cough
Cure for my health and life. 1t cured
me of lung trouble following grippe"
Thousands owe their lives to tho prompt
action Of this never failing remedy. 1t
cures coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis,
pneumonia, grippe and throat and lung
troubles. Its early use prevents con.
sumption. 1t Is the only harmless rem.
edy that gives immediate results. Ire
lands Pharmacy. a !.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08

f. B. Thirkield, Health Inspector Of
Chicago, says, "Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
can not be recommended too highly. 1t
cured me of severe dyspepsia" 1t d.
gests what you eat and cures indigestion,
heartburn and all forms Of dyspepsia.
Traland's Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
A Matter of Management.

"Do you think the public will regard
this play as immoral?" asked the star.
1T depends" replied the author, "on
what kind of a manager you get. If you
have some one who goes to sleep at his
work it probably won't get denounced at
all ."-WaSbingtOn Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Personally
Conducted
Excursions
10 the East.
Via the santa Fee Route.

Via the Santa Fee Route.
Three times Q week from Santa Fe
In improved wide-vestibuled
Pullman tourist sleeping cars.
Better than ever before, at lowest
possible rates.
Experienced excursion conductors,
Also daily service between Santa Fe
and Kansas City and Chicago.
Correspondents solicited.
II. 8. LUTZ, Agent,
TIE ATCHIsoN, TOPEKA I SANTA Fl RY.
SANTA FEE, n. N.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
None of HIS Business.

"Sir," began young Timkins, as he
entered the presence of the dear girls
father, II want to marry your daugh-
ter"
"Oh, don't bother me with your
troubles" interrupted the old gentle
Ia "She told me some time ago that
she intended to marry you, so you'll
have to settle it between yourselves."- ~
Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08

Lewis Dennis, Salem, Ind, says, "Ko-
dol Dyspepsia Cure did me more good
than anything l eve took" 1t digests
what you eat and can not help but cure
dyspepsia and stomach troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
HE FOOLED THE SURGEONS.

All doctors told Renick Hamilton, of
West Jefferson, O., after suffering lS
months from Rectal Fistula, he would
die unless a costly operation was per-
formed; but he cured himself with five
boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, the
surest Pile cure on Earth, and the best
Salve in the World. rs cents a box. Sold
by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Dot Leedle Chairman Ban.

Judge-Do You accuse this man Of TAX
ing your property?
Band Leader-Yah. He dake mine
moosic roll ven l look away.
J~udge-Took you by surprise, Ell?
Band L~eadea-Yah! He steal q march
on me.-Chicago Fews.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08

If the reader of this should chance to
know of any one who is subject to at
lacks Of bilious collie he can do him no
greater favor than to tell him Of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1t always gives prompt relief.
For sale by A. C. Ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Spring Chickens.

"Did that farmer guarantee this to
be a spring chicken?"
eyes, he did. He said he could hard.
ly catch it to KILT was so springy."-
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Labor Saving.

"You say he went to the Legislature
through your influence"
YES" answered Senator Sorghum.
"Did he introduce any bills?"
"No. He never could have handled
all that money in bills. l gave him a
book full of signed checks;'-Washing.
ton Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Reflex BENEFIT.

Brown. Well, are you arranging any
Lenten discipline for yourself, Mr..
Jones?
Jones. Yes; I'm going to try not to
get mad at my wife for going to church
SO Embellishments journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Didn't Spend It All.

II want you to prescribe for my wife,
DOCTOR"
Whats the matter with her?'
II don't know, but l am sure there is
something; She went shopping yester-
day, and brought home part of the money
| gave her."-Harper'S Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
ACkER's DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
SOLD ON

Positive guarantee. Cures heartburn,
raising Of the food, distress after eat
ing or any form Of dyspepsia. One lit
tie tablet gives immediate relief. Is
cts. and 80 cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08

Hetried to stand off the grocery
For some sugar and ham and = pound Of
tea,
But the grocer said INIT.
No trust-not a bit,
I'm an antitrust advocate-sesf"
Baltimore American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08

Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware
OF counterfeit and worthless salve Of
fsrsd for % Wits Witch Hassl Sslvs.
DsWittn n the only original. An In.
fsllfble cure Tor piles and 81 skin dts
passs. Irslandt Phsrmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Midnight Philosophy,

Mrs. Squills-Quick! Quick! Wake
up! I believe there are burglars down
stairs. Go down and see.
Mr.. squills (sleepily) Nonsense!
Nothing but a cat.
Mrs. Shark! There! I know
there are burglars downstairs.
Mr.. s. (nervously)-Well-er-if you
know they are there it's no use going
down to find out.-N. Y. Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Juduinr nv Apnear,u.s.

Tommy--Say, Jimmie, wot is classic.
al music?
Jimmie-lt's the kind you can't un-
derstand unless you wear long hair
N. Y. Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Reception Music,

"Shall l sing or play, Mr.. B~oredhost?'
'Oh, it doesn't matter, Miss Bimm-
whichever You think you can do without
interrurting the flow OF conversation" p
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08

The modern and most effective cure
for constipation and all liver troubles
the famous little pills known as DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
One Mans Views,

She-It's a woman's privilege Ia
change her mind, you know.
He-Yes, and her age, too, but she
takes her time in doing it. - Chicago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Beating the Alps.

Englishman-You have some pretty
high buildings in Chicago, haven't you?
%Chicagoan Gin London)-Well, l should
remark! Why, the tops of some of them
are covered with snow the year around
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
A Boarding House Expert

''How's your new COOKE"
She's great. She cooks prunes 50
you can't tell 'em from dried peaches,
and she cooks dried peaches so youcan't
tell them from prunes. indianapolis
journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Trio Neossssxy.

When a girl car get q man to teach
her some game of cards. played by two
only, she becomes sc stupid that 1t takes
her q whole winter to learn.-Atchison
Globe.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Never Easy.

Mrs. Stocksand-What do the papers
mean when they say money is easy?"
Mr.. Stocksand-That, my dear, is the
innate love in the American heart for
a joke.-Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08

j. l. Berry, Loganton, Pa, writes, II
am willing to take my oath that I was
cured of pneumonia entirely by the use
Of One Minute Cough Cure after doctors
failed. 1t also cured my children of
whooping cough" Quickly relieves and
cures coughs, c>lds, Group, grippe and
throat and lung troubles. Children all
like it. Mothers endorse 1t. Ireland's
Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-03-08
Knew h sex,

knew the Sex
"Shs says she will never, never mar.
~"
rs that all she said?"
Certainly"
Didn't complete the sentenced"
why, its complete ~ II stands, isn't
it,"
Hardly. She should have sldsl:
sUnleSs I got q chance.,"-Chicage Post