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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
FOR MANY YEARS
Physicians Have Been Seeking a
Reliable Pile Cure.

For years physicians have expert
mented in Vains seeking a remedy
which would effectualiy cure piles and
similar rectal troubles without resorting
to surgical operations.
Many salves, ointmentS and other
remedies were found to give only tenn
porary relief but none could be depended
upon to make a lasting, satisfactory
cure.
Within the past few years however a
remedy called the Pyramid Pile Cure,
has been repeatedly tested in hundreds
of cases and with highly satisfactory
results
The first effect of this remedy is to in
stantly remove the pain and irritation
and from that time on the cure rapidly
progresses and before the patient IS
hardly aware Of 1t he is entirely cured.
The Pyramid Pile Cure seems to act
directly upon the nerves and blood yes
sells Of the parts affected as it comes into
direct contact with them and sets up a
healthy action which in a perfectly
natural way reduces the swelling and in
Illumination.
cure without pain or inconvenience to
the sufferer and is justly considered one
of the most meritorious discoveries OF
modern medicine.
times dangerous disease with which hui
mainly is afflicted. If neglected it fire.
quently develops into fistula or some
fatal or incurable rectal trouble, whereas
by the timely use of this simple but
effective remedy no one need suffer a
single day from any form of piles.
The Pyramid Pile Cure is perfectly
harmless, contains no mineral poison,
opiate or dangerous drug of any kind.
It is in suppositOry form composed of
emollient oils and astringents, and is ap-
piled at night and absorbed into the
parts affected during sleep.
Druggists everywhere sell full sized
treatments of the Pyramid Pile Cure at
so cents per package
The uniform success of the remedy
has made it the most popular and best
known of any form of treatment for
piles
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
EXCURSION TRAFFIC
Seasons Record is Broken In Topeka
Today

Excursion traffic, arising from the
cheap tickets sold Monday, was the
heaviest of the season through Topeka
today. It was a cheap excursion day
for all the roads and resulted in the big
gest business of that kind that has been
done so far
Santa Fe train No. for Oklahoma and
the Southwest, last night, left Topeka
dOubleheaded and carrying seventeen
cars. No. and No. 1 today carried ex-
ira equipment
The Rock Island was selling northwest
for the first time and southwest for the
last time authorized to date. Three hun
dred and thirty-five passengers were
started from west of the river yesterday.
Extra equipment was attached to the
several trains and No. IL was run in two
sections today.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

[F'rom the Chicago News.l
The maiden band of hope is a hus-
band
No man ever hatters the woman he
truly loves
The error Of a moment may become
the sorrow of a lifetime.
The front parlor is the most popular of
all court rooms.
There are no flies on Father Time. He
is always on the fly.
The most effective blows are delivered
in the guise of kind words.
To the youth in love there are but
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
WILL MEET HERE.
Senate Chamber Granted For
Use of United State Court.

The United States circuit court will meet
in Topeka in the senate chamber next
month.
Owing to the repairs on the government
building the regular room was not avail
able. The Commercial club appointed
committee to secure temporary quarters
for the court The executive council to-
day informed p. I. Bonebrake, chairman
of the committee, that the application for
the senate chamber had been granted.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
AN OLD YEAR BALL.
Major Anderson Suggests One For
New Years Eve In Auditorium.

Major Anderson has suggested a cen
fury ball to be given on the evening OF
December 81 in the Auditorium, for the
benefit of the seat fund.
In telling about the plan Major An
derson said to a State Journal reporter:
Il would think that this could be made
a successful venture. My idea would be
to make this a social function in which
all the members of the best dancing
clubs in town and others could take hold
of and help along.
Every one who came on the floor to
dance would of course be required to be
in costume. Costumes patterned after
the dress of people of the different CEN
turtles would be worn by the majority OF
dancers but of course there would be
clowns, court testers and others out
of the ordinary to break the nonotony.
"A nominal admission could be charged
for those who wanted to take seats in
the balcony and view the scene.''
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
A BIG CONTRAST.
Two Years Ago Today Heavy Snow
Fell

The mild pleasant weather today is in
great contrast with the weather of Oc-
tober H. 1898. Two years ago today
there was a heavy fall of snow. Many
shade trees were damaged on account OF
the weight of the damp snow ON the
leafy branches
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
TALE A JOURNAL AID.
It Brings an Inquiry to Topeka Ad-
vertiser From Philippines.

It pays to advertise in the State Jour
nal, for foreign trade as well as domestic
business. as Mr.. E. Montgomery of the
Star Grocery found today when he re-
ceived the following letter from the
Philippines from a soldier who saw ad-
vertisement Of the Star Grocery in the
State Journal:
Aliaga, Luzon, P. L, Aug. 81. 1900.
Let me know what your low prices are
on your groceries-on canned goods, oat
meal sugar, lima beans and all such
groceries. Answer promptly and ad-
dress IRA NJ GOODMAN,
Co. K, 34th Regiment. u. S. v.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
rruine to Elect a senator.

Montpelier, VT, Oct. 1.-THE second
ballot for United States senator in the
Vermont legislature today resulted in
no choice. Ex-Governor Dillingham;
gained three votes today and Congress-
man Grout lost two. The vote was: Dill
bingham 109: Grout 81; Prouty 20; Ross
10; Hazleton, Democrat, received IS
votes one less than yesterday.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

1t must have been like cold shower
hath to Mr.. Bryan to come from the
west, where Organism, POpulism and
other issues are very warm, into frosty
Ohiol-Worcester Spy
The above probably was written be-
fore the Ohio returns were all in.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
OLD MIST GO.
Fire Department Building Being Torn
Down For New One.

The Knights and Ladies of Security
are tearing down the old fire depart
ment property on West Seventh street,
and will replace it with a four-story
modern office building of brick with
pIate-g fronts.
The improvements will cost in the
neighborhood of $4,000. The fourth
floor will be utilized as another lodge
room
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
SO DAYS Limit Stands.

Chicago, Oct. 17.-By a vote of 410 to
329 the board of trade today defeated an
amendment calling for the adjustment
of the rule recently adopted, limiting
trading in grain futures to so days.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
ScE'0hxh
Thls root Of many evils

This root of many evils
Glandular tumofs, assesses. pimples
and other cutaneous eruptions. sore
ears. inflamed eyelids. ricketts,. dyspep-
STA, catarrh. readiness to catch cold
and inability to get rid of it easily. pale
ness. nervousness and other ailments
including the consumptive tendency
Can be completely and permanently
removed. no matter how young or old
the sufferer.
Hoods Sarsaparilla was given the daughter
Of Silas Vernooy, Wawarsing. n. Y. who had
broken out with scrofula sores all over her
face and head The first bottle helped her
and when she had taken six the sores were all
healed and her face was smooth He writes
that she has never shown any sign of the
serofula returning.
HOODS Sas.8aparEEEa
Promises to cure and keeps the
promise Ask your druggist for it
today and accept no substitute.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
Indians Invade Colorado.

Denver, Oct. 1.-Two hundred Uintah
Indians from Utah have invaded north
western Colorado on their annual hunt
ing expedition, and as usual on such &C.
casions the settlers are greatly alarmed
Governor Thomas has appealed to the
federal authorities to drive the Indians
back to their reservations.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

St Louis Dispatch: If some Of
hceholders exerted themselves as much
for their city, state or country as they
do for their party. what an Improvement
we should see in human government.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
New kansas postmasters.

Washington. Oct. 17.---The following
fourth-class postrnasters have been APP
pointed for Kansas: Fellsburg, Edwards
county J. D. Rankin vice S. c. Scrump,
resigned; Stuyvesant, Osborne county, :
Z. Rudy. vice H. =. Bradshaw, resigned.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
Tron Mines Shut Dow.

Bessemer, Mich, Oct. 1.-THE Colby
mine has been shut down and 300 men
and Tobin mines near Crystal Falls, have
also closed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

1t is hardly fair for members of our
party to recall the predictions made by
the other side four years previous. No
body attaches any Importance to cleo
1ion forecasts at the time they are made.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
John Sherman III.

Washington. Oct. 17--Ex-secretary of
State John Sherman whose health has
not been very good of late. was quite III
last night. Inquiries at his house ELECTED
the information that he was slightly bet
ter today.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

We are in a fair way to get a corner
On the worlds supply Of gold. Our fin
enciers are capturing that of Europe
while our soldiers are taking in that Of
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Senator Hanna has gone into the pro-
phecy business himself and declares
there viii be a panic ten years long if
Bryan shall be elected.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

A peaceful solution of the Chinese
question had become so imminent that
Russia was forced to throw or her dis
ssuise.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

If Sir Thomas Upton win now turn
his attention to beans, he win get the
town Of Boston completely under his
thumb
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Account Inter-National Fair. Tickets
on sale Oct. 17-1S-19 Good leaving San
Antonio as late as Nov. 4th. Through
sleepers and chair cars. See T. L. King
agent for particulars
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Sir" said the Long Haired One indig-
nantly to the editor. the poet Is born.
"Oh. is he2' retorted the editor. We'll
the place where ivy take in the birth
notices. You go On downstairs to the
business. office Detroit Free Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Sir Thomas Upton spent a lot of
money trying to get the Americas cup.
but he made it all back on America
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
COLORADO FLYER.

Via "Great Rock Island Route"
Leaves Topeka $40 p. m, arriving
Colorado Springs 1895. Denver HOO
O'Clock next a. m.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Col. Bryan will now attempt a little
rough riding through Governor Roose-
veft's fences.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
ca Rates Pnt Back.

Chicago. Oct. 1.-THE ogden Gas COM
pany, at a meeting today, restored its
rate on gas from 40 cents to 80 cents
per 1000 feet.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Bremen, oct. lion account of the
increased price of coal, the North Ger
man Lloyd company has raised its rates
to Australia and East Asia per cent
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

The height of l-breeding, according
to accepted social standards, must be to
listen to the music at the opera
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Blobbs-sYour wife seems to think a
lot of her sofa cushions" Slobbs-
Yes; I'm not in it there
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

s'There is nothing in life quite so OBJ
scure'' says the Chronic Bachelor, "as
the husband of a successful woman"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

An Trishman recently began a speech
by saying that he couldn't keep silent
without saying a few words.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

other officials concerning the good roads
movement IN Kansas while he IS in the
east.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

No woman ever idolizes a man unless
she is self deceived into thinking hin
much better than he really is
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Is it a burn? Use DR.. Thomas Eclec-
trie OIL A cut? Use DR.. Thomas eclec-
trio Oil. At your druggists.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
TALK No. II3.
A REST.


I notice that a good many Of
my customers believe that the sole
object of glasses is to make the
wearer see clearer and palmer.
This is true in many cases but
there are many other cases in
which the glasses are simply a
rest. The vision is as good as IL
can be and all the glasses in the
world will not make objects any
more distinct. They simply take
off the strain and rest the eyes.
They make it possible to read all
the evening without firing or 70
work at the desk all day without
causing headache They do the
work of focusing. which the eyes
are obliged TO do when the glasses
are not worn In many cases there
Is no difference whatever in the ap-
pearance of objects. whether the
glasses are ON or Off. There is a
decided difference, however, In the
effect. If left of for an hour a
severe headache Invariably follows.
When they are on the eyes are cool
and refreshed and the wearer never
do the same for you, If you need
glasses.
Ny exclusive attention is given to
fitting glasses.
CHAS. BENNETT,
OPTJCIAN.
z3O Kansas Avenue.
Established 1879.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

No, Maude, dear, when a person wishes
to take lessons on the cornet it ism t nee
essary. to engage a private tutor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

A shiftless fellow says it is a consola
ton to know that he cannot be sued 70
the debt of nature.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Nothing is made in vain except the
extremely fashionable girl-she is maider
vain.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

When a baby arrives in this world, a
book should come with it, giving in
structiOns for its management
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Take out life insurance policy, and
leave a full dinner pail for your wife's
next husband
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

San Antonio, Tex, and Return $24o5
via Santa Fe Route.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Women are always in quest of some
best.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
GLoRR sIGHrs

IFrom the Atchison GIobe.J
The fault found with a bachelor
doesn't hurt.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Almost any woman can talk her hus-
band into buying her a SIS hat, and yet
some idiot once started the rumor that
talk is cheap.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

TFrom the Philadelphia Record.l
It isn't right to pay left-handed COM
pliments
The widows life is not always
choked with weeds
The musical conductor of theatrical
troupe is always the leading man.
Blobbs-'Your wife seems to think a
lot of her sofa cushions" Slobbs-
Yes; I'm not in it there
The height of ilI-breeding, according
to accepted social standards, must be to
listen to the music at the opera
s'There is nothing in life quite so OBJ
scure.'' says the Chronic Bachelor, '.as
the husband of a successful woman"
No, Maude, DEAR when a person wishes
to take lessons on the cornet it isn't nee
essary to engage a private tutor.
Almost any woman can talk her hus-
band into buying her a SIS hat, and yet
some idiot once started the runor that
talk is cheap.
Hoax-'He's making rapid strides in
his profession" Joax-"What is his pro-
fession?" Hoax-"He takes part in six
days walking matches"
Muggins-''I was at Bjones' chatting
dish party last night. He's not much of
a success as a cook" Buggins-"Oh, /
gets home at a. m. and his wife is
waiting up for him, he can cook up a
story that would make your hair curl"
Here is an article remarked the star
boarder, looking up from his paper,
about a niser who had hidden away
usually came in quartz" snickered the
fellow who had just paid his board bill,
and thus felt himself to be a privileged
character.
A rose by any other name would smell as
A joke by any other name would be
as old,
A flea by any other name would be as
And ice by any other name would be
as cold.
When it comes to society. the best
is not always the cheapest.
A man can't be closemouthed when he
sits in the dentists chair.
It's peculiar that the better a man
gets on in the world the better he's off.
Pawnbrokers may be an obnoxious
class, but we've got to put up with
them.
The young woman who proposes mar
riage is only trying to make a name for
herself.
Strange as it may seem, just as soon
as people get into society they expect
to get asked out.
The business man who doesn't adver-
tise gets more dust on his goods than
he does in his money drawer.
Patient-"Great Scott, doctorI this bill
is enormous. I'll have to starve if I pay
it." Physician-"That's all right. my
dear sir; dieting is just what you need
Tommy-''Pop. what's a spellbinder?"
Tommy's Pop-HA spellbinder, my son.
is a person who is hired by campaign
managers to fill the workingman's din
ner pail with promises
Hoax-"Dc you believe in the Oar
winian theory?" Joax-"Yes; in all but
one particular Hoax='sWhat is that?''
Joax-"I think Darwin should have
based his deductions upon the lobster in
stead of the monkey
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

IFrom the Atchison Globe.J
The fault found with a bachelor
doesn't hurt
You can build a little lack of atten-
ton into an imaginary wrong if you
want to.
Take out a life insurance policy, and
leave full dinner pail for your wife's
next husband.
When a baby arrives in this world,
book should come with it, giving in
structions for its management.
have less dislike of carbolic acid than
they have of the smell of cabbage.
The men really don't know any
thing about the terrors of a mother-in-
law: it is the daughter-in-law who is
best posted.
what the unseen has in store" and
more care of the health to be able to
do the work it brings to every one.
Now that the weather is so glorious
that men are glad they are alive. the
women are beginning to make mince-
meat to cause them to wish they were
dead.
Why do men go into saloons, and in
sist on buying each other whisky?
4uCy never 90 into OrY goods stores,
and insist on buying socks for each
other.
Before the breath has fairly left a
woman's body, the neighbors are say
ing that she would have recovered if
her husband had become scared soon
enough.
When women get a few waters and
little very mild cheese together. and
call it a Dutch lunch.'' the men long
to step outside a few minutes while
they laugh
In every household there is as much
complaint of articles lost in the wash,
as if the route from the tub to the
ironing board is a mysterious and dan
gerous one to travel.
Some years ago a citizen of Atchison
bought a handsome victoria, and rode
up street in it once, behind a hVeried
coachman- So much fuss was made
that the victoria was sold; it never
made but one public appearance.
Mrs Lysander John Appleton made
m1nce meat yesterday, putting twenty
seven different ingredients in it. The
previous record had been held by
woman who put in thirteen different
that Lysander John will furnish the
foundation to a daisy bed in the ceme-
terry by spring.
one of the troubles in every news
paper office is the amateur entertain
ment. Everyone who takes part in an
amateur entertainment believes he is
very clever, of course. or he wouldn't
take part. and it is difficult to satisfy
him. If amateurs are praised, the people
complain, 50 that any way you fix it,
editors are meaner than ever after every
amateur show.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

You can build a little lack Of atten-
ton into an imaginary wrong if you
want to.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

There is a fast difference between the
lay of a, poet and the lay of a pullet.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

We have an idea that disease germs
have less dislike of carbolic acid than
they have of the smell of cabbage.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

two places in the world-one where his
sweetheart is and the other where she
isn't.
All are not hunters who blow their
llorns-some are trolley parties
A rural editor refers to his rnother-iE-
law as the queen of terrors."
There is a fast difference between the
lay of a poet and the lay of pullet.
Women are always in quest of some
thing-but a conquest seems to suit them
best.
Nothing is made in vain except the
extremely fashiona BILE girl-she is maiden
vain.
A shiftless fellow says it is a consola-
ton to know that he cannot be sued for
the debt Of nature.
No woman ever idolizes a man unless
she is self deceived into thinking him
much better than he really is
A St Louis girl ate half a wedding
cake and retired to dream of her future
husband. Next morning she declared
she would rather live and die an old
maid than marry the man she saw IN
her dreams
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

The musical conductor of a theatrical
troupe is always the leading man.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Tommy-.Pop. what's a spellbinder?
Tommy's Pop-''A spellbinder, my sOr
is person who is hired by campaigl
managers to fill the workingman's din
ner pail with promises
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17
oUAKER REFLECTIONS.

TFrom the Philadelphia Record.1
It isn't right to pay Ieft-handed COM
oliments.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

The men really don't know any
thing about the teTrors of a mother-in-
law: it is the daughter-in-law who is
best posted.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Hoax-'tDc you believe in the Oar
winian theory?" Joax-.Yes: in all bu
one particular" Hoax-'sWhat is that?
Joax-'I think Darwin should hav'
based his deductions upon the lobster in
stead OF the monkey
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Some years ago a citizen Of Atchison
bought a handsome victoria, and rode
up street in it once, behind a liveried
coachman- So much fuss was made
that the victoria was sold: ii never
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

There should be less worrying about
what the unseen has in store,' ano
more care of the health to be able t.
do the work it brings to every one.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-10-17

Hoax-"He's making rapid strides il
his profession" Joax-"What is his pro
fession?" Hoax-"He takes part in sd
days walking matches"