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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1900-06-29
Accidentally Killed.

The Hailey Times. Of the 22nd, gives an
account OF the accidental killing of Otis
Fox, son of MI and Mrs. J. c. Fox Of
that City. Young Fox had been attend.
Ing College at Galesburg, H., and on the
eve OF his departure for home was out
riding with a lady friend and classmate
when they were run over while crossing
the railroad track. The first that was
known of the accident was when the
canopy top of the carriage was discOv-
cred on the front OF the engine on the
arrival of the train at the depot A
switch engine was Immediately sent back
and the two bodies were discovered,
badly bruised and mangled Just how
the accident happened is not known
Mr.. Fox and his son, Earl, received the
remains of the son and brother here last
Friday evening
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Disappeared.

About seven weeks ago John Sherman,
OF Dillon. Montana, arrived in Payette
To visit J. II. snd J. W. Emerson, with
whom he used 10 20 10 school in Illinois
He said he was looking fer a location.
expressed himself MS pleased with the
Pavette valley aud iutimated that he
would stay here Five weeks ago last
Monday morning he left j. w. Jimerson' S
ranch, five miles below town. saying that
he was going to J. r. Jimcrson's place in
town. He was alone, and he has not
been seen or heard of since. HIS trunk
and all his clothing. except what he had
on his back, are still at j. r. Emerson $
residence. In speaking of the matter,
Mr.. Emerson said;
1--WE lon't know how to account for
his disappearance Ne have written
every place where we thought he might
be and have made careful inquiry in all
directions. but with no success. We have
known Mr. Sherman for great many
Years. He was n man of exemplary hab-
its and the last person to whom one would
think such thing would happen. | do
not know whether he had little or much
money with him
sherman was about As years of age and
unmarried. independent
Assessor Riley Reeves went over to
Boise river last week He dldn' succeed
very well in collecting poll taxes. Riley
found thirty men. thirteen OF whom
we're subject Ia poll tax. He WAS forced
10 garuishee ALI but one Superintendent
Reno. of the War Eagle company. Al
the others objected to paying the hospit
al tax of 50. which they claim is illegal
They have raised the sum Of Si75 to tes
rhc Legality of the collection Of hoSpita
polls. World.
For months past il has been whisper
ed, talked and shouted THAI The end o
the big DeLamar mine was in sight anC
the residents of that active little tow
have been flled with CONSERVATION owe
the outlook. Rumors are rife however
as we 90 TO press, that the situation Il
our sister town has turned complet
somersault. and that the development
in the mine are OF the most rosest
character We cannot voueh for III
truthfulness Of the report. but are inclir
90 TO believe it to be true. We hope it
and We extend our hearty congratuls
tions to orr DeLamar friends in tn
event OF their probable good fortune
Owyhee Avalanche.
(Hon. John Nuceut Of Silver City VII
was Boise last week said 10 a Capt.,
man Thai the above report vas true in e.
cry parJiou.4s IL -'1--n- --'a Sat-.
4,ss i-s9snsd FRAT they had struck
-.o.e, vs.- i tae DsLlzar m.a= 90.
~ =.-e;o:o:e Aan7ia@ % ,1.t c5u1p-B.
-Ed.toE Car.islJ
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State News.
Statement by Treasurer Rice.

State Treasurer Rice has sent to tine
Chase National Bank ia New York
$3.50 90 TO pay semi-annual interest on
l35 wagon bonds of 80, IS normal
school bonds and % insane asylum bonds.
all of $1,000 each sl5O3. Is to Wells Far
90 & Co. New York, interest on so wag-
on road bonds OF 80. and $lS8 to Kount2
Bros. New York. interest on 10 normal
school bonds. At the office here S324C
interest has been paid, making a total Of
SlO,62l. 44.--Statesma
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1900-06-29
PROGRAMME FOR THE DAY.
Morning Exercises, 10 to ~ A. NJ.
COMMITTEES.

Ass .mblage at Grand Stand .......... 1O0OA M.I
Song Choir
Invocation, OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Rev T. A. Bradley
Song, Choir
Reading, NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Prof R. B. Wilson
Music Observation-Disclosures. Orchestra
Speaking Observation-Disclosures. hon. L. 5 Upton
Music Observation-Disclosures. Orchestra
Song Observation-Disclosures. Choir
instrumental Music, Observation-Disclosures. Orchestra
1900 to 100 Lunch
Afternoon AmuSCmentS.
Horse Races, 1880 to 300 p. NJ.
Freetor all Horse Race, 40 yards, ........... &c.,
Saddle " 40 ................ TO-
Pony 800 ......,.... a.
10 per added purse per
ner 25 per cent second made by 1900
on the Fourth
B,ecking Contest (sde purse by James Stuart 49,
Field Sports, 800 to 800 P. NJ.
Foot Race 100 yards dash, $40.
per fee added winner rs second % per
Sack race. 20 yards. Sc.
Three lee race 70 yards ?.
Potato 10 OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. ......... g
Girls 80 OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 2.
Obstacle 100 Observation-Disclosures. ?
Bicycle ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ,.
WbeeJbayrOW ?
Broad J,tWp-PW ,
-.Stahd ............ OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 2
/ Grand Fa'' a M'qh, ~ LiltIe's 0r.hsssge.
Evening journal., 1900-04-03
LIcENse AppLIcArIoNs

notice., ISAAC VlANzANT. the
tenant and occupant OF the house sftu-
ated az No. East Fourth street in One
Fourth ward city of Wilmington county
on New Castle, ami Staue OF Dc!a-
ware, In compliance with the requine-
ments OF the acts OF the General Assem-
ply in such case made and provided. do
hereby give notice that j shall apply In
writing to the Court OF General Sessions
or thc State OF Delaware. In and for New
castle county, on Monday, the 18th day
OF May. 1900, being tho next term of
said court, for a license for said house as
an inn or tavern. for the sale therein OF
ntoxlcaung liquors en- less quantities
than one quart, 70 be drunk ON the prem
iscs and the following respectable ctli-
zens OF said ward recommend the appli-
cation, viz.
james II. Grubb, John Crawford.
@. r.. Holt Samuel Stern
Michael Grady, Samuel Finley,
Wm. Alscntzer, VIM. w. Davis,
w. II. HaruOve. VIM. Barker,
Lewis Sasse. Geo Abele
John Dougherty, n. a. Weyl,
Chas. 1etter, james Davis
Geo. w. QUINN NJ. DIS. q. Chadwick.
John Alsentzer N. Il. Goldberg,
j. y. Kane Geo Davis
James Kitchen y, A; teeeSe,
e.. G.. Mammele, jus hdtklh'
ISAAC VANzANT.
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NOTICES.

NOTICE-To policy holders of the
Home Insurance Company, OF New
York:
Mr. Frank Willing is no longer agent
of this company, nor authorized to rep
resent the company in any transaction.
Mr.. c. E. Pierson. of No. 913 Market
street, is the only agent in Wilmington
authorized to issue policies for us, and
we refer all our customers to him for
changes in, or renewal Of policies.
The Industrial Department" how
ever. is still in charge of Mt. George j.
Scott as heretofore.
WILLIAM G. GERRING.
State Agent. Home Insurance Co.
Evening journal., 1900-04-03

Total receipts ..... .........Sll ,936.03
Total expenditures ..... 9,623.76
Amount on hand and invest
ed ..... &C.. ......--.-..--. Zoi5Oo.bO
Amount paid for relief:
Paid to sick brothers ........ 81. .262.26
Paid for burying the dead. - l,46S.42
Donations .... .......... 1850
Total relief ..... ... ...s4s6s.2S
Current expenses, invest
ments, etc ..... &C.. .......S4 ,154.4o
Total expenditures .... s9,623.76
As we meet in annual session today.
some will be missed who were always
present with us and who took an active
part in the work of the order, not only
in their own castles. but in this Grand
Castle, and the following past chiefs
have been gathered "to that home
from which no traveller returns since
our last session: G. r. Dempsey. No.
12; George Baumann, No. 13; J. II.
Donovan. No. 7;Chris A. Stuck, No. IA.
and II. c. Dumall, No. Is. / would
recommend that suitable memorial
page be placed in our journal Of pro-
ceedings.
In conclusion, / wish to return my
thanks TO the master of records OF
each castle and TO the order In general
for their courtesy and brotherly feel
ing on all occasions.
Fraternally yours in +. v and H.,
CHARLES II. HUDSON,
Grand Master OF Records.
Report of the grand keeper of ex
chequer.
Wilmington, Del, March 81, 1900.
To the Grand Chief, Officers and Mem
bers of the Grand Castle, X. G. e,
of Delaware.
Sir knights and Brothers: / here
with present my report as grand keep
er OF exchequer for the past year:
Balance in bank at beginning
Of term 800. &C.. .........s 564.6g
Received from the grand mas
ter OF records 5000. ....... 601.25
interest ..... .... ........... ll.0h
Total ...... -. ,17T00
Paid out by check during the
year ...... ..--.| ............ 1921
Balance now on hand . 3 694. So
Fraternally submitted in r. V. and
H., DAVID ?. BEVlS,
Grand Keeper of Exchequer.
The Teachers Training Class will
meet in West Presbyterian Church at
i 7.30 O'Clock tonfQhf
Evening journal., 1900-04-03

past. The condition Of our exchequer
is better than ever before, and a judi
ciOus expenditure of the same in this
Jurisdiction toward instituting new
castles, will amply repay us in the fu
ture
As in the past the duties of the Of
fee have been promptly attended to.
There are no outstanding bills. and the
expenditures for the year have been
small. The following are the receipts
and disbursements for the year:
RECEIPTS.
1899.
April /, balance in bank. ...S564.69
April 1, Harry Whiteman ...... 1000
April q, Pilgrim Castle, No. Z
0ispenSation $50. -. ........ LuO
June 10, Pilgrim Castle, No. Z,
dismissal certificate ......... .75
July !, Ivy Castle, No. %, per
capita ...... ..... .......... lz'oV
July 3, Roxana Castle, No. 16,
per capita ..... .........,... 2O.4O
July 6. Blue Rock Castle, No. 25,
per capita ..... .....::.. lO.4o
July 8, Hockessin Castle, No.
Is. per capita -. -. 144O
July s. st. Georges Castle. No. 3,
per capita ......... ..~... 4741
July 10, Apollo Castle, No. 2 per
capita, ..... ... ... ..- ...... So.@O
July II, Crusaders Castle. No. 5,
per capita. .... ... go. ... $3.50
July II. Christiana Castle, No.
20, per capita ..... ... 8.2G
July IA, Appointments Castle,
No. 10, per capita .... .. 1910
July Is, Wyoming Castle, No. %,
per capita -. -. ......... ZOO
July II, Delaware Castle, No. y,
per capita .... -. ......... 76l
July II, Ivanhoe Castle, No. 81,
per capita 49,. . .......... 1920
July is, Chosen Friends Castle,
No. IA, per capita ........... 1900
July 25, Cyrus Castle. No. 1, per
capita .....-..- ... ........... 1890
July 27 Pilgrim Castle. No. Z.
per capita. M ........... 1886
July %. True Knights Castle.
No. "a per capita .. . 72o
August 10, Humboldt Castle, No.
13, per capita ............... $50
August &c, Union Castle. No. II.
per capita $500. 80. .'....,... l2o'
August 26. Crusaders Castle. No.
S, paraphernalia ............. 1.5l
October 20. St. Georges Castle,
No. 3, withdrawal card . -;
October 81, Delaware Castle, No.
II, dismissal certificate .. Z.
November 6, Cyrus Castle, No. /,
dismissal certificate .. ... Z;
December 5, Union Castle, No.
IL, supplies ...... ........... 5.0l
December IA. Cyrus Castle, No.
withdrawal card 4
900
January l. Apollo Castle, No.
2. per capita ..... ........... 2LL
January ?, Crusaders Castle.
No 8. per capita ............ 39.9l
January 8, Blue Rock Castle,
No. 25, per capita ........... az
January 4, Hoekessin Castle, No.
Is, per capita ..... ......-.. 12.1'
January 3, Delaware Castle, No.
-, per capita .............. SIS
January 2, Christiana Castle,
No. 90. per capita ............ 6.3
January 9, Roxana Castle, No.
/ IS, per capita ... . 15.7
/ January IS, Appointments
Castle No 10, per capita -. rs
january 1S. St Georges Castle.
j No. 3, per capita .........-.. 49,
January lS. Humboldt Caztles
/ II....
Evening journal., 1900-04-03
KNIGHTS ELECT
NEW OFFICERS
Who We're Installed at the After
noon Session of the Grand
Council Yesterday.
REPORTS WERE ENCOURAGING

MOST OF THE AFTERNOON AND
EVENING SESSIONS DEVOTED
TO HEARING OF THE WORK OF
THE OFFICIALS OF THE LODGE.
Knights of the Golden Eagle, at the
afternoon session of their Grand Castle
yesterday, elected officers 20 serve for
the ensuing year and then proceeded
to install them The new officers are:
Past grand chief, Richard Hodgson.
OF Townsend: grand chief, w. G. Hur-
lock, Wilmington; grand vice-chief,
+. L. Dayton, Marshallton; grand high
priest, Ollie Hayes, Dover; grand mas
ter Of records, Charles II. Hudson,
Wilmington; grand keeper of excheq-
uer David p. Bevis, Wilmington; grand
sir herald, William Stnson, Whining
ton; supreme representative, Charles
II. Hudson, Wilmington; first guard
John Cathcart, Wilmington; second
guard, T. B. White. Clayton; district
deputies. DR.. McCommons, a. A. Skin
ner, Joseph T. Hastings; instructors
Samuel c. Warren. DR. Sweeney, Ed
ward McGinnis and William Vernon.
The remainder OF the afternoon and
evening sesgions were devoted to hear
ing the following reports:
Wilmington, Del. April 2, 1900.
To the Officers and Members OF tbs
Grand Castle, X. G. f. Of Della
ware:
Sir knights and Brothers:
! herewith submit my annual report
Of the business of the Grand Castle Of
Delaware for the year ending March
81. 1900.
BY a perusal of the report it will b,
found that we have made a gain o
24O members. and increased out
finances over $4,000. and the condition
of the castles with few exceptions \
better than ever before in the histor-
OF our order in this state. and we fee
confident that II the proper effort /
Used, We should Increase our number
the present year more than during III
Evening journal., 1900-04-03
FOR SALE
SECONDHAND Machinery.

= you have for sale or wish to buy
anything in the line Of secondhand
machinery, boilers, engines, tanks,
stacks, pulleys, shafting, pipe and fit-
tings, scrap iron and metals. estimates
furnished mills and railways, address
STIRLITH BROS.
WILMINGTON, DEL.
Phones-D. & A. Long Distance, 1901.
Delmarvia, 537.
Evening journal., 1900-04-03

BEWARE OF OINTMENTS FOR CA
TARRH THAT CONTAIN MER-
curry
as mercury will surely destroy the
sense Of smell and completely derange
the whole system when entering ID
through the mucous surfaces. Such ar
ticles should never be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physl-
clans, as the damage they viii do is
ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh
Cure manufactured by f. j. Cheney &
Co.. Toledo. O.. contains no mercury.
and is taken internally acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. In buying Halls Catsrrh
Cure be sure you get the genuine. II
Is taken internally, and made in To-
ledo, Ohio, BY F. J. Cheney & CO. les
timonials free.
Sold BY Druggists, price 75c. Per boz
lie.
Halls-Family Pills are the best.
Evening journal., 1900-04-03
REAL ESTATE.

FOR sALE.-No. 22O Sixth avenue.
G rooms and bath. No. 624 and 626
street, 6 rooms and bath. No
S24 Van Buren street. corner OF Kirk
avenue. a particularly desirable resi-
dence with many conveniences not
found Ia other houses OF this price; .
rooms Four S-roOm houses on Four
teenth street near Tatnaii about I'm
ished. very pleasantly located with
outlook over the park
drive and Brandywine
A. J.. JOHNSON. Eighth and Shipley.
Evening journal., 1900-04-03

TO STARVE IS A FALLACY- -Tbe
dictum TO stop eating because you have
Indigestion has long since been ex-
ploded. Dr. Won STAINS Pineapple Tab
lets introduced a new era in the treat
ment of stomach Troubles. II has
proved that one may eat his MI Of any
Thing and everything he relishes. and
enc tablet taken after the meal win siS
the stomach in doing its wcrk. and pre-
dude the possibility &C am distress
Pleasant and safe is in a boy 10
cents.-65. sold By Miller Drug Cb
402 Market, and n. d. Danforth' Naf-
ket and Second streets.
Evening journal., 1900-04-03
WANTED

WANTED.-Positions open to five
women and to five men canvassers-
salary and commission. New plan.
State Building and Loan Bank, Il 9th
St., Bayard Building Annex. Apply TO
II. ID. Taylor, general manager
Evening journal., 1900-04-03
HELP WANTED

WANTED.-By young lady position
as shorthand and typewriter. Good ref
erence. Apply y Evening Journal Of
fee.
Evening journal., 1900-04-03
JOSEPH coRRrGAN-

NOTICE.. HARRY C. KELLER. ths
owner and occupant OF the house gltuafed
an The northwest corner OF Fourth oind
Shiplcy streets, in the First
tom. county of New Castle, State of
DelaWare,in compliance with tho require
ments OF the acts OF the General Assem-
bly, IN such case made and provtdeds 90
writing to the Court OF General Sessions
OF the state OF Delaware, IN and for New
castle county. on Monday, dhe 18th day
Of May. liuO. being the next term OF
said court. for a license FOR SAID house.
as an Inn or tavern. for the sale therein
OF intoxicating liquors, In less Quantities
ises. ana the following respectable citi-
zena cf said NlId, at least tWelva ~
wlit1n are substantial freeholders co eefd
ward recommend the said apphoations
Evening journal., 1900-04-03

notice.. JOSEPH CORR1GAl1. tho
situated at No. sil West Sec
ord sWeet in the Third ward, tn the
city Of Wilmington, county OF New
Castle, and State OF Delaware, In compli-
ance with the requirements of the actr
OF the General Assembly, In such casa
made and provided. do hereby give notice
that shall apply In writing to the Court
OF General Sessions OF the State OF Della
ware, In and for New Castle county, on
Monday the 14th day OF May,
1900 being the next term of said court, Tor
a license for said house as an inn or tay-
ern, for the sale therein OF Intoxicating
liquors. IN less quantities. than one quart
20 be drunk on the premises, and the fol-
lowing respectable citizens OF said ward
az least twelve of whom arc substantial
treehoiders OF said ward, recommend tha
said application, viz.
d. W.aLynch. 4 hos nI. Monaghan.
James Monagilmn, Neal NJ. Kennedy,
Patrick Murray. Peter lr. Cassidy,
John n. Spiugg, 'lllOs. T. Ryan,
Thos Duty. VIM. Gricr.
Hugh Mc6anlcy. Milton Harding.
Gottieh Reeve, r.. Naumaum.
john SpraEg. Selby j. Roop.
VIM penniae JAS. T. o Conner
Frank Gardner Robt. r. Cuanian llg.
u r Leary. y. Il. Hanley,
Michael Mahoney. VIM a. Stetto1.
y N. Spruance, J. j. Hubbard.
JOSEPH CoRRrGAES
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n ALL THE LOCAL NEWS REAP
THE EVENING . 5oIENA11
Evening journal., 1900-04-03
PRICE LIST.

We will send any four of the following
magazines for the month of May for 0c.
Then, if you like the plan, We will continue
for year at these
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Married Life

is the only way TO live, where you have
nice home TO live in.
Nos. 1911 and 1913 W. Sixth Street
are new, and cant he beat for
price and beauty.
Look into this and learn the truth.
Open in the evening Inquire for HAD
DOCK, No. Gel Branklin street, or S04
Orange street. Del phone Nos. 154S and
41s.
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|E Want YOU to try our plan Of furnishing

~THE PLAN~~
keep been
n
Srlners MCus
o
san leave
leave mother mont uau operation is nd OF
II
I, C IS
o 20 ca &c o for W S d
bJ ire m lou pate cover IN n IS n
ar o positive yo WI h ke o r to send the gn
Evening journal., 1900-04-03
Dockstader's Theatre.
LICENSE APPLICATIONS

NOTICE.. PHILIP FARLEY THE
tenant of the house situated at No.
403 West Front street. in the FNrst
ward, city of Wilmington, county OF New
Castle and State OF Delaware, in
compliance with the requirements
OF the acts OF the General As
sembly in snch case made and provided.
DO hereby give notice mat l shall apply 10
writing TO the COnrt of General Sessions
81 the state OF Delaware. In and for New
tasile county, on Monday the lilh day
uf May A. ID. 1870 being tina next
term er said court. for a license Tor said
house as an Inn OF tavern, for the sale
therein OF lntoNicatOng liquors, IN less
quantities. than one quart. 20 be drunk On
the premises, and the Following re-
spectacle citizens OF said ward, at least
twelve OF whom are substantial freehola-
ers OF said ward, recommend the said ap-
Evening journal., 1900-04-03

The Teachers Training Glass will
meet in West Presbyterian Church at
730 o'clock tonight.
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Balance now on hand w ; 694 SO
Fraternally submitted in r. V. aud
h., DAVID 2. BEVIS.
Grand Keeper Of Exchequer.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-04-15

PICKLES kraut concentrated vinegar
and cider specially packed Ter Al4asa
trade MONEY makers william Hunt q
ALASKA wolf robes. Yukon cap. ntsaaa
ultis. fueccaalHs. auid hasa. etc, AZ -
T. Werneeka's ~ Railroad avenue
FULL lice - slot machines for ratsa Gbms
trade Room ( lloNwSli building. 1lls
Novelty Company
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-04-15
aesgsrgAo LOCATIONS.

"a. - FAD Partly ,mprov,t n 3
N. = acres hair mile water front.
@ Ae.e tor c.lsh opuer In town
A. mast Ia sid Address o
- ~ posS -Inieljlsenocs
~. SeAie settlers on hamesteaas in re-
a., i-si opened 20 settlenlent 81 proc.
4 sa.-. sholces; lRnis "a state WIN
y. - New YORK block
Ae,t sstsad loca tious IN Clallam,
49, On or address A. Loeh-
seen % PaAnn bloqlA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-04-15

m eALE-iso acres In Kitsep county:
ssnut 81 Acres slashed: nicely located:
ru u.see $40 down. balance on time
rfsr cent
= smss In snohomish county; nicely To-
nisd, living water. good house; good
Nshborhood, place has all been logged
" price tSoo ,....
ssrs at Falls City. highly improved:
are house and barn. price 5000
sNfss close 10 Seattle. good house and
hfrs; highly improved. place has been
; cultivation u years: best OF soil:
rss u,eD.
ssrss, " IN cultivation; best OF soil;
tssded stock on place. new farming
heas, everything goes fare &c round
M price ROO.
saere nut, farm. bearing trees. every
Rlas IN good condition. close In, price
tiM. snap.
tires unimproved $3.50
isi@ animpreVed $3.50. near car line.
I'VE and ten-acre tracts for sale In
EFefsnt parts of the city on and near
~ Ines
n r. CARR. 80 Hinckley Block.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1900-01-13
pITH AND POINT.

A man isn't always cool when ID
shivers in the hour of danger.-Chi
go Daily News
The life which is an open book re.
minds us chiefly that an open book Il
not handy thing to carry around
Puck.
!. Miss Dimple-"Reggie. did you ever
smell powder?" Reginald-"Oh, often.s
Miss Dimple-"Manila or Cuba?" Reg
-..Sachet. State Journal.
He-.Do you know that for the lasi
hour 1 have been looking for a chance
to steal kiss?" She-''What bad eye.
sight you must have!"-London Pune
"You say that figures don't lie. Well
permit me to fatty contradict you.
'.Eay I ask your business" I'm .
dressmaker.-C Plain Dealer.
1t is a swift age; an Indian squay
walked down Commercial street this
afternoon smoking pipe, while her
husband followed meekly, carrying the
baby.-Atchison Globe.
'.What are you looking so glum
about? ?" "Oh, was trying to make a
man take five dollars" sYou don't
mean to say he wouldn't take it ?" Yes.
/ do. You see, he's my tailor, and owe
him $5O."-Philadelphia Record
Quinn-"Which is the swiftest ami
mal?" DeFonte-"Well, I've heard Of
an elephant making mile . minute =
Quinn-.Preposterous! Where was thia
wonderful eIephant?" DeFonte-On
a circus train. ST. Louis Republic.