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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
TO BE CONTINUED.
oUTWiTTlNG ROTHSCHlLC.
The scheme Shrewd Dealer
Worked on the AStute Banker.

An amusing story. told in the "Mcmo-
rieS of an Old Collector" makes clear
the tricks in trade to which an unscru-
pulous dealer in antiquities will resort in
order to get large sum for his wares.
The two parties were Alossandro Castcl
lani, the clever dealer, and Baron Adolph
KothSchild Of Paris.
Castcllan had managed to get hold of
a superb enameed ever, together with
the dish on which it stood. He knew that
Baron Adolph had fancy for objects Of
this kind. but he also knew that no
Rothschild was ever so carried away by
his fancy as to pay more than was rea
sonablc for anything that pleased him.
CaStclani, who in trade was what Ma
chiayelli was in politics. devised a bit of
strategy.
The baron, on arriving in Rome, visited
Castclanfs shop and was shown the best
things the dealer had except the enamel
ed dish and ever. When everything else
had been inspected, Castellani drew from
a hidden cupboard the dish but not the
ever. The baron was so pleased with
the dish that he agreed to buy the lot Of
which it was a part, for one of the Gus
tom of the shop was not TO sell rare
specimen apart from the group of which
ioi','eu are p,'n', , ouGeIe naioI
p"" he"D ~ 49,, 'np "!io'e, ,aI- o ,ns
dish, and departed for Florence.
There he was visited by an agent who
told him Of an old lady who wished to
sell several beautiful majoica pieces He
visited her house in the country and was
disappointed, as the majolica lady, seSm-
ingly chagrned, left the room to order
ha " through
iTlieSnillcltS' anu 'ne pdIo" sa" 'nio"sn
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THE AERIAL HOTEL.
This WIN Interest builders of CnS-
ties In spain.

81 have here" said the sccdy stranger
20 neat little device that J think will APP.
pcGl TO all reasoning minds"
Rattle on said the editor, who hap
pcncd to feel good natured.
at is an aerial hotel" said the stran-
ger.
"Say that again, please" cried the
editor.
Aerial hotel" repeated the stranger.
"Or perhaps You prefer atmosphcrical
hostcry? No? Well, the aerial hotel is
n combination of balloon and bunk. The
balloon scars upward, raising the hunks
in a series Of layers above the earth. The
balloon can be anchored. of course. and
the hunks are to be slung below it by
steel chains. | calculate that my new lift
ing balloon will hold up dead weight Of
4,2O0 pounds. Allowing that each bunk,
with its occupant, weighs 200 pounds.
this gives slumbcr total of 81 aerial
dodgers. 1t only requires two men to
manage the hotel-onc to guard the an
chor and let the balloon up, the other TO
issue bed checks--so you see there's n
handsome margin for profits at So Il
bunk"
Isn't that rather high?" inquired the
thoughtlcsS editor.
"About 800 feet, should say" replied
the inventor. you sec, it's for use in
Kansas City, where accommodations are
going to be SO scarce that the hotel men
are renting out window sills and mantcls
for sleeping purposes. So, you see, my
rates are not Mt all exorbitant. You get
better air and less noise as we'll as an I'M
interrupted astronomical outlook, and the
man who shores has his tromboning SO
Il, . q. l.. -.
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been taken.
eyes. sir, but
did you eat themY'
IL snnnnen | did. hn1N-

Dcct taken.
eyes. sir but
did you eat them"
81 suppose | did. but
"Thnt will do, sir" said the squire.
Judgment for the plaintiff for the full
amount Of the claim, with Interest,"
81 won't pay it," declared the fellow.
But you ate these goods, and you've
got 10 pay it," retorted the squire
I'm take advantage of the statute of
limitations" the defendant asserted.
"rhc statute Of limitations was never
intended for such contemplate scoun-
drcls MS you, sir" Numbered the squire,
"and / won't allow you to take adj
vantage of it"'
"You can't prevent it," said the de-
PENDANT, who was showing signs of an
ger.
See here" he continued as he pulled
out of his pocket roll of bills and wav-
cd it over the squre's desk, there's more
than enough in there to pay the bill, but
you won't get dollar Of it,"
In his excitement the roll slipped from
his fingers and foil upon the desk. The
squire grabbed it. lie put it in his
trousers pocket. ignoring the threats and
protests of the other man, and he calmly
took blank from a case back of him
and began to fill it out. Then he gave it
to his constable and ordered him to serve
it without delay. 1t was an attachment
the squire had issued on himself, gar
nisheeinG the money in his possession be-
longing to the man who was roaring and
tearing his hair in front of him. After
the attachment was served he went
through the formality Of paying tho mon
ey to the court" which was himself, to
lao b.t1 fnr Gpa1 Inpran 'TIcu Ia, ,ro-
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Her Happy Moment.

81 was happy just once in my life,"
Marie Burroughs once said. ut was long
ago, before l know that the pleasures Of
anticipation were greater than those OF
realization, the old days when / was mad
with ambition and sick at heart for lack
of opportunity. 1t seemed to me one day
that the triumph Of my life was at hand,
for Lawrence Barrett had consented TO
hear me. He told me about the kind of
life an actor lived, all about the struggles,
the waiting, the disappointments, all of it,
and then asked mo to recite. | chose the
story Of Leah, the Forsaken, and when
l finished he said;
"All that have told you is true; but,
If you are willing to endure it, l believe
that you will be an actress--a very great
actress-some day.
And that, >" said Miss Burroughs, twas
the one perfectly happy moment of my
life"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

Science and Religion, disputng as to
their relative prowcss in behalf of morals.
engaged, by way of test, 20 see who of
them could the sooner cause certain
Wolf to cease wearing sleeps clothing.
Accordingly each in turn accosted the
Wolf, Religion first, by reason Of her
greater age.
at is dishonest in YOU" said Religion,
"to be wearing sleeps clothng,"
But the Wolf merely laughed at Re
ligion.
Wool" Science now said, sis far less
hygienic to wear than silk, cotton or
linen"
Now was the Wolf profoundly dis
queted. as anybody could see
But of course it is vastly different with
a Wolf and with mankind.-Dctroit Jour
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"COmc No riOlcnccW nc CrciGimed,
GrdspiaG MorG'S uprdiScd arm.
He wished others to think that you
committed the deed. He would there
fore prefer to have the things found"
THAT is very probable"
cone good place to throw anything
which one wishes to have found is in
the river. Therefore | fancy that the
murderer might have thrown the suit
into the river. What do you Think
Mora did not quail before this very
significant speech. On The contrary,
with great GOODNESS, he said:
II think that you are mistaken"
and why do you think / am mis-
taEcnF' said Mr., Barnes,
Because said Mora, rising to his
feet and boldly facing Mr.. Rarnes,
who also aroSe-"b because the murderer
did not throw them into the river. 1t
was ! who did that
You gasped Mr.. Barnes, utterly
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

In many family, particularly in New
England. snccze is generally followed
by a hearty God bless MS" though little
thought is ever paid to the meaning Of
the phrase or why it is used. a curious
explanation Of the origin Of the phrase
is given by a writer in Donahoe's Maya
zine. It seems that several centuries ago
an epidemic like our present influenza
became rife all over Europe. the FIRST
symptom of which was violent snceZing.
The pope at that time prescribed pray
ers against the endemic and recon-
mended certain short CALCULATIONS to be
made when any one sneezed in such a
way as to show signs of having contract
ed the malady.
Hence all over Europe we have these
calculations, practically of the same
character: Italy, "Dio vi benedica" in
Germany. "Gott scgne dich." also "Ge-
sundheit" (Iealthi: in France, "Dieu
vous benissc,' among the Spanish speak
ing people of New Mexico. 'Icsus te IA
vorcsca.' in Arizona. Jesus to oyude"'
The English God bless you" or God
bless U.S. CORES spends to the Gaelic "pia
linn God with u.s. Sometimes the re-
Spouse, "aSus Muirc" (and Nary. is add
ed, and in violent attacks, "agus Eon
Baiste" land John BaIlisU.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

"Aftcr ALL" said the worldly man, "the
gambling propensity will creep out in the
best of US"
"Not in me-" returned the good deacon
severely.
ooh. ! don't know" replied the world
ly man. 81 notice you take Il gamblers
chance Of getting sued for damages be
cause of injuries that may be sustained
by some one who slips on your walk rath-
err than pay half a dollar for having it
cleaned. "-Chicago Post.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Spreads Like Wildlr

When things are 1.-The best" they become
1.-THE best selling" Abraham Hare, lead
ing druggist. of BollcVile. O., writes:
"Eloctrlc Bittors are the best selling bit
tiers | have handled i'm % years. You
know why? Most diseases begin in dis
orders of stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels,
blood and nerves, Electric Bitters tones
up the stomach, regulates liver kidneys
ana bowels, purifes the blood, strengthens
the nerves. hence cures multitudes OF
maladies. II builds up the entire system.
Puts new life and vigor into any weak,
sicl<ly. rundown man or woman. Price 80
cents Sold by j. w, O'Sullivan. Drug
ssI
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
A Cold Deal,


She-Oh. Harry, did you mail that hor-
rid hateful letter | wrote papa? He
must have sent this 500 check the day
wrote it.
He-Yes, | mailed it. He's got it by
this time.
Shc-Thats you! Whenever | give
you a letter to mail thatll get me in trou-
Bile, you go right off and mail it.-lndan-
apolis journal.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Training to De an Arbiter.

did you ever save a dollar?" asked
the citizen severely.
Never" answered Meandering Mike.
Did you ever do Il days work."
Never"
"Wby not?"
mister you're an intelligent man, an
you can see dat desc discussions between
capital an labor is bound to continue.
What I'm amin at is to keep me mind
perfectly free from prejudice on either
side SOS to be right in line when dey
wants some one to do a good job of arbi-
train. Washington Star.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Decorates uis Face, Maybe.

"My wife has just completed hand
some piano cover" said Hickby. Does
your wife do any fancy workT'
Does she do fancy work" roared ii.
Peck. you ought to see her when | go
home late from the lodge, "-Philadelphia
North American.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
A Hard Luck Artist.

"Once | was stranded in small town
without a cent, but l got away all
right"
what did you doF'
81 found n monkey wrench on the
street and tuned pianos. Chicago Rec
ord
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
EIpIomntic Courtesy.

Mrs. CKaye-Im going to Outlets,
Horace. Shall l order the Sunday din
ner?
Mr. O'Kaye-No. don't order ii. Just
ask for it. Last months bill is still due.
Harlem Life.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
SC,prn.

~ done shot six rcedbirds dis mornin,"
said Mr., Erastus Pinkley.
"Gwinetcr eat 'em?"
"No, indeed. Denis to fool white folks
wild. Dey doesn't seem ter know 'nutf to
stan up foh dab rights an hab full
grown chicken ON de table. Washing
ton Star.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Knew What Poverty Meant.

"You have never known the panrs of
poverty" he exclaimed bitterly.
The hciress' eyes softeucd, though liz
ud to begin with.
Indeed have" said she warmly. 81
went to a bargain sale where no on"
knew me and found had left my purse
at home"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Not Just as He Meant.

Toffer-Have a cigar, old boy. I'm
afraid, though, these are not very good.
In fact, they may be worse than those
! gave you last.
Friend Tin burst of politeness) -Impos-
sibe, my dear boy, impossible!-Ne
York Weekly
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
An Echo From the shore.

They sat together on the shore, she as
romantic as the moonit scenery about
them, he practical in every fiber. How
do you account for that peculiar soundT
she inquired. There, it is repeated.
Sea news they call them"
Catfish. suppose. Detroit Free
Press.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

M. h. Smith, Butternut. Mich, says:
"De Wits Little Early Risers are the
very best pills | ever used for costlveness.
liver and bowel troubles"
j. w. O'sul,ivan, w. p. Hall f. II.
Parker Bellrose Pharmacy, T., Gosselin,
T.. r. Crandall, Winooshk
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
InconsiGtent.

Benham-I claim that the stage is an
educator.
Mrs, Benham-I don't agree with you.
You took me to a temperance play the
other night and went out three times be-
tween the acts.-Iiarper's Bazaar.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Not DtgeStible.

Tramp-Please, ma'am, will you give
me a bite TO eat?
LADY, haven't anything cooked, but
can give you pair Of old shoes
Tramp-Excuse me, ma am, but I'm no
goat.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

"A journal published in Marienbad
says the Prince Of Wales recently lost 30
pounds in that place"
"Adipose or baccarat" - Cleveland
Plnin Dealor.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Question of the Day.

'She has heart of stone" he said Bit
terly.
WAS it cut by union lahor?" anxious
ly inquired the walking delegate. --Chica-
so Post.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

did that bottle of medicine do your
aunt any goodY"
NO MS soon as she read the wrapper
she got three new diseases. Chicago
Record
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
BlnyinC the Way,

First Explorer-Great Scott, man.
what's that strapped on that last sledgc?
Second Explorer Dots limburser
cheese We drob off a pound each mile.
Now We cant get loosded, ain'd it,
Truth.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
No Cause For Alarm.

The Young Lady-Git out yer bellows,
Chimmie. He's gainin on us, and he has
swore ter kill us both.
Chames--W Woman. have no fear, In
about % years we'll reach the coast OF
old Ireland, and then Wen be safe.-New
York World
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
NM. Cnlrln zlmmermnn, Mileshurg. Pn.

says. AS a speedy cure for coughs, colds.
Group and sore throat one Minute Cough
cure is unequalled. 1t is pleasant foe chill
drcn to take. | heartily recommend 1t to
mothers" 1t is the only harmless remedy
that produces immediate results. 1t cures
bronchitis, pneumonia, grippe ana throat
and lung diseases, IT will prevent con-
sumption.
j. W. O'Sul.ivan, W. u. Hall, +. II.
Parker. Belrosc Pharmacy, r.. Gosseln.
f. r. Crandall. Winooski.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

Tom-The trouble with me Is that I'm
n bit hasty in my speech. | should weigh
my words.
Miss Pepprcy-YcS, do, and don't give
such generous measure. - Philadelphia
Press
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
In n Had Way.

The Approached-W don't you go to
work?
The Tramp-Alas. kind sir, never
learned anything but a tradc,-Philadel~
phia North American.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Expert Opinion.

Tho white gull, circling high in the air
over the sand dunes along tho lonely shore
of the lake looked with plying contempt
at the wreck of tho dying machine far be-
low
"In my opinion, said the bird, "no in
vcntor will ever hatch real flying ma
chine out of his head. Tho human skull
is too thick. "-Chicago Tribune.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
SOME STRANGE SUNS.
WONDERS OF SPACE THAT ARE
SHOWN BY PHOTOGRAPHY.


lh'rc nave uceh some discoveries Haac
IN astronomy Whlch should open people
eyes 10 the harfo"h'.s OF inc doctrine
mat our H''Ie corner oI inc UNIVERSE Is
''po VI 'nc Wno'V' lne particular uIS'pN-
tII'S rc,erIeu TO nave oeoi iha"G win lire
MA Oh pno'ograpny' ana 'heE rc'''' 10 inc
'phuI uohS pIrNaIlhS III cor'aIn clusters
!" S'aIS "H''u na'c long oA'I''u inc as
: ioI'lSnlheht OIL ASTRONOMERS pS 'l' count
ieSS NUMBER OF sI""lng oroN packer WIN
Il, 'uciI I"'.S' DNt N"'',' mus ""N"'i'"'
'na r"r''r'S'lcs nave ch'y just p'eu re-
Among 'H'Sr ,'"I H'"I' i'' "H'n 500 -
WIN pow! III" ''I, 7''l.' 'h'F Iea"F d1
IeSelHue P'O' oi EHI!'Eh@ ''uu n'"p'a
upon 'uni'' 'n''K ia Lhe hiddI' ehd
o. w" '"'"'I "'"u"u '"' .n-'9 '"'i'
wv ~ N"''" i.i'I'uc' ~ o,P'''"' y
ii''N' '.N' Wv 80 c"I'cp ''Ira' .u'i'f t
Wv '|' t-'"' "n ii'''u'"S anu ne Hi','
l"I''u W. III inc CONSTIPATION hiofa' IL
uo'I Vi .,''S' '"' centrum S'"iS are s." j"
Hnerou' 'ha' ,h'I present perfect ''NN
VI "N",' '"'i NH''n 'n' eye '"u"'u US
'InPl lSh me ihd'N'Hual IuH.'hH''r' hul
p'''"HI "' "."' '''Ic sa''S l"''''"H WIZ
1 5 rNinI Wv '''aS'S pl "'""F """
uIru. %. 'nr .."[S 80 ,un' ,l'F can '' a'
e',",F.H ,''''',' anu '"''r comp, i'',E'
LI"I i''luu'N cor 'Vu''N MUS, 'L ]" ~"
Pu''y - %pH' W. ''' ''' .S''I so
.tn i r1n '''l ,.'9-,> VI il" "'N
'''0n ,'' -. '",' "'S'''''''u H'aIN'
Nom Co n;el ''' sun ,'S.HI '''iNt' " ''1
co'er{ Ni'''' SHOWS Una, We nave on.
'.',. W., ,- uD ot uuo ''.'''l, ''
I.','H sp'DV. C"t vi t"' '',' ',"i' '',
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Superstittous.

"Do you believe it is unlueky to open
an umbrella in the house?"'
Il have had worse luck opening jack
pots. "-Ipdianapoiis journal.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Abando ment For Cause.

Nearly ell Of Mrs. Scrimper's board
ers have left her"
Il wonder why?"
IL hear it's because she didn't give
them their just desserts. "-Philadclphi
Bulletin.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

"Rrimble seems to have a good deal
more money than brains.
Yes, all he Inherited from his father
was the money. Cleveland Plain Deal
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
COnprehensiye,

"You have met Mollic. haven't your
'Iou mean the girl with the compre-
hensive feoit'
comprehensive feet?"
"Ies. They cover the ground, you
know. "-Indianapolis Press.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

Ordinary household accidents have D.
terrors when there's "a bottle Of Dr
Thomas, Eclectric on IN the medlcin,
Instant relief.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

THE Colonel twho has been standing
with his back to the tre)-Ah! This is
an EugliShmans privilege, my dear.
She - That may be, but | always
thought a colonel should face it.-Judy.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

81 wish to see some of the current mag
NziueS. please
Current magazines? Certainly. John,
show this lady the Electric Spark and
the Storage Battery "-ChiCNgO News.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
Not Picking Up.

Business is picking up" said the mer-
chant.
ION the contrary" replied the pugilst,
"husiness is knocking down. "-Chicago
Post.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
No Harm Done.

"She thinks she can act"
whats the odds so long as she does
not T'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

"This is about,as hot as ii can get"
"No; my wife hasn't quit shopping
yet. Chicago heeocd.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

"He boasts that he has model wife"
"Closk model" was her sarcastic re-
tort.-Chicago Post.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

The Summer Girl-Stop You must
not kiss me until we are engaged.
The Drummer-Oh, well, my house
will not allow me to make any contract
until ! have procured samples of goods.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

"Persevere and prosper" II you lake
Hoods Sarsaparila faithfully for scrotua
salt rheum, boils, erupuons, dyspepsia,
vt Will cure you,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
GERMS.

Doctor, ! wonder if I'm not getting
old"'
quite possibly. The bacillus of old age
is very prevalent this spring. '-Detroit
JOurnAl.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

It's the little Gods tnat grow into big
colds; the big colds that end I'm consump-
tion and death Watcn the little colds.
DR.. Woods Norway Pine syrup.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

He--There is a funny thing about a
fried egg
She What's that?
why, no matter how much seasoning
you put on it it appears to be fat"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

Trottng Thomas-I wish could turn
myself into a runor for few moments.
Walking William-What for?
"Why, they say rumor gains cur
rency so quickly"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

The Quaker Girl-Now don't say there
are no rapid people in our state. after
the boat race.
The Gotham Girl-Well. they had to
come over to New York to he rapid.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

Bill believe some horses can read.
Jill-What put that in your head?
why, I've noticed in the park that
some Of the animals shy away off when
they see Keep of the Grass sign"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05

Mrs. rimsonbeak-W What do you sup
pose will become of our boy If he persists
in walking on the railroad tracki
MIR. Crimsonbeak Maybe he'll become
an actor.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1900-04-05
WHIM-WHAMS.
Some Tests collected by tho staid
Old YonLer. saatesman.

Shot could tell at once that your new
novel was one Of this seasons.
He-How could you tell that?
why, evsrything's been so dry this
spasop"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-12-29
NEo ADvERTISGMENTS.
CLOSING NOTICES.
NEWS IN A NUTSHELL.
Bits Of Paragraphs that Give Con-
denSed Notes Of the Day.


High tide today 1881 D. m: tomorrow
1O:4O a. m.
The Honolulu Market will close at 10
a. m. New Years Day.
The White House has received a new
and complete line of gents furnishing
goods.
There viii be a special meeting Of the
Board of Health this afternoon at
o'clock.
A watch service will be held by the
First Methodist church on Monday
evening.
Place your orders early as the Metro
politan Meat Market closes at 10 a. m.
on New Years Day.
The ] Y l. store has the largest supply
Of fire works in the city. Open tonight
and New Years eve.
The store of n. $. Sachs Dry Goods
Company will remain open this evening
and on New Years eve.
No transfers of shares will be made
on the stock books of the Kahuku Plan
tatiOn from the 29th to the 3lst
The annual meeting of the Kau-KOna
Telephone and Telegraph Company will
be held at the company office on the
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-12-29
PACIFICHEIGHTS
Magnificent View,
Refreshing Breezes,
Easy of Access,
An Unsurpassed Residence Site

These lots the Pauoa side of Pacific Heights
They face Pauoa Road being widened and macadam
ized and adjoin the Pacific Heights Eclectic Railway