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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
Agents Wanted.

To sell tothe consumers our Teas,
Cotfees, Spices, Baking Powder, En-
tracts, Soaps. starches, Chocolates,
etc. Address
GRAND UNION TEACo.,
IS Baltimore st.
lost Cumberland, Md.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
The shotLine's Longest Bridge

The longest and highest bridge on
the Short Line will be across the
mouth of Lambert's Run. twill be
IS feet high and 1000 feet long, and is
to be a steel viaduct. The masonry
on the two bridges at the entrance OF
the city has been completed.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
Notice.

i, Columbia NJ. Cofman, do hereby
notify the public that | will not be
responsible for any debts or contracts
made by husband, B. A. Coaman.
COLUMBIA NJ. CorFMAN.
Sardis, W. Va, March 8, 1900. 1s-2t
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16
Smallpox Guards Discharged.

The smallpox scare has entirely
subsidized and all the city guards were
discharged Friday. The quarantine
has been raised at Glen Falls, no new
cases having developed there. A per
ceptible improvement in business al
ready is noted.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-03-16

All goods engraved free with each
purchase while yon wait by Ed j.
Coleman, the jeweler, Third st. 3s-tf
Expert dentist, DR.. A, H. Wagner,
Main street. l-tf
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-11-03

the brides home on Sunday Judge
McMasters performed the ceremony.
Mrs. George X, Smith gave a pleas.
ant children's party this afternoon for
her little daughter Nly.eu
Mrs. J, H. Bassett and her daughter
Helen, arrived here this week from
their home iu Boise The latter VIII en-
ter the st. Mary's Academy
Judge Beatty OF Boise is In the city.
The Sewing club met on Tuesday
with Mrs Elbudge Thomas
Miss Dot Jones. who has been the
guest of Mrs ID. n. Hampstead, left
on Tuesday fUr southern California
Mr. and Mrs Walter Beatle, Miss
Hazel Raluc and Mis- Chas Burton,
leave shortly Co spend the winter at
Pacilc Grove California.
Mrs Guile and Miss Guile are the
guests OF Mrs. George a. Lowe
Mrs Ben Davis Is visiting Mrs. Jo-
seph HlIl no Rock Springs.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-11-03
PROVO SOCIAL NEWS

Utah Sorosls met at the house of Mrs
r. r. Irvine Wednesday afternoon.
Mrs d. d. H1utZ presided. a m.s.ol-
laneous program was rendered. Mss
Allie Smoot gave q we'll prepared paper
on THE BOer War from Bogr stand
point Miss Beulah BaChmau gave
the "Boer War from an English and
an American standpoint Mrs Lizzie
sutton gave from the Worlds Work
the cost OF a National Campaign
Mrs Lillian Hamlin Cannon and MTa.
Flora Horne We're elected members of
the club. Mrs Joseph T. Yates. q deli
egate 90 the Federation gave her report
which was very lengthy and Of most
Interesting character. Mrs $. a. King
and Miss Alice Reynolds also gave zee
ports along their line Of work with the
Federation.
The executive board az the recent ses-
sion Of the Federation decided Go hold
the next annual meeting at Provo. A
report Of the decision was given by
Mrs. King, and was received with high
favor
Tho ladies a. Provo clubs win esteem
n an honor % have the Federation held
In Provo, and win no doubt extend "a
cordial reception and becoming enter
ainmcnt 10 visiting members.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-11-03
Nlrll of Tcrrnr.

awful anxiety was folt for the
widow Of the brave General Buruhlm
of Machns. Me. when the doctors said
she would die from Pneumonia before
morning writes Mrs s II. Lincoln,
who attended her that fearful night
but she begged for DR. Kings New Dis
covery which had more than once
saved her lie and cured her OF Com
sumption After taking, she slept an
night. Further use entirely cured her.
This marvellous medicine Is guaranteed
20 cure all Throat Chest and Lung
Diseases. only soc and 800. Trial bot
lies free al 4. c, NJ. /. Drug Dept
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-11-03
CLUB CHAT.

The Tourist section Of the Ladies'
Literary club win meet Tuesday morn
Ing az 10 o'clock. The papers omitted
from he last meeting win be read. and
Brussels" VIII be given by Miss Freed
The Battlefield Of Waterloo by Mrs.
Roberts The History section OF the
Ladies Literary club viii meet at the
club house Thursday morning. Noyem-
Der SIN. az 10 o'clock. The subjects
viii be- The Restoration by Mrs.
Hanak and The Secret Treaty OF
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-11-03

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.r,,irmcnf Ghosts,
Ns syen.r5 3 ,i 'o5 rsd lights galore
fumu SIn ,f 4u went home icelihs
41f "a ycrItt oe No. eyss IN the unique
|rI had mel l.,'rt,inment.
And charMi"s
Y.p.r cave q reception
rrH Misses 's.''r'r of the Misses
-r TUESDAY 'n ,.sre decorated with
nam ih- rhrysanthamums. cos
d rr0fl-i9H r.,r.a roses. with ferns
mas ana l-' r.aj with artistic effect
Ii. n1f'or us Ia 5r'Dk and gre and the
dining r'''. .s ANA autumn leaves,
f.I 100 peg -s,5si In red 90 carry out
vf.h i-.s -,a
SITS 0s.' 81. Gi5ulla Morris. served
cherry We Lawson served punch
tts. ana I'm tbs Glulng-room Mrs
ir tt' hg5...'.,oo presided, assisted Boy
Oaust anl Miss stevenson.
llE ... quests were present
Wednesday Miss Annie Jensen
VH d.. Bishop Jensen OF foiesl
.rr lI-. slreu T. NeVe We're mar
UT. .h. -H't Lake Itmpti ahu on
lI.'.fy evening tne gov"s '5ur'o
-. rendered @ rrcrl.'on ~ W. Tbo
N'. .H.H. r.H.Nfg IN ultfI law it'
I'm WUIr ha1uuIuliE ui'o' IN. ',',.,'',.
in.I parts standing uiiu'' "..'',,',,tI..y
..Ht. aHI green. ""I,' ,.' ',''' ~ H.
.-s ..t amIdN anu ll. '.i,t ,h.
..u UHrg plt.uR 1.'pI' IVY" d." , .,'., a.,
s.r. H0t.rt Ine uI''iUs 'Y ,,',.,,l.r, ~
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-11-03

office Of this city. being IN the register
department. both being well and popu-
larry known,
The members Of the Epworth League
gave an enjoyable Halloween party on
Thursday night al the residence Of
Rev Alfred Henry. the decorations,
games. etc. being OF The grucs0me sort
that makes up the delicious atmosphere
OF Halloween affairs a large number
were present and the aftair was much
enjoyed.
Mrs Victor Clement entertained at
luncheon yesterday Mrs. Mcclure, Dr.
CrItChlow and Mr.. +. CritchloW
A pleasant family reunion took place
at ne residence on Mrs. Maggie M1yle
ON Wednesday evening. Che event being
given 10 honor the birthday anniversary
of the late James Moyle the gather
iugs are ot annual occurrence,
Assistant Postmaster John J.. Herrlck
OF ogden was the guest of Prof Nc
Clellan during the week.
Miss Blanche Montague Of Chicago.
who has been visiting her aunt Mrs
Lakln let on Monday for California.
Mrs. Chas Brink has issued invita-
lions for a reception 90 DE given next
Thursday
Miss Vera Felt entertained at Hal
loween party ou wednesday night
Dr. ana Mrs. Jack keith LETT yester.
day for Evanston.
to Salt Lake to reside permanently
$1,000,
are making arrangements for q grand
ward fair TO Dee held early IN Decent
Der.
Miss TITLE Barton entertained n tew
of her friends last Wednesday night az
an Halloween party
Mrs Anthony G0dbe entertained the
sewing club yesterday
Mrs. d. j. sharp gave a delightful
The Misses Noble Will leave next
the winter
next Wednesday for their home in
Seattle.
ciety viii give chaminade concert and
have been appointed TO make arrange
ments. which VIII be very elaborate
,
cards on Wednesday afternoon.
et
Mr. and Mrs Austin Of Detroit who
Began, have returned to their home.
Miss Clara Cotton left ON Thursday
the next six months.
have gone East They WIN spend snQrl
time IN Denver ana theh go u MISS
Jones. nome IN Kansas.
d.
eastern TRIP
,,..,i, rti,b'r, Voppg and Mrs
Nl'ie"' ! o'soU' i00''s arc Ut ~''''O' ''''''
NJ. csorco s1,,srro,5 has returned
~. vi. ....1 fr o. b.r vaau homo
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-11-03

i Is interesting 90 learn Of the Ha-
waiian Woman's club successfully
launched I'm Honolulu five years ago.
II was started by an American school
teacher who was wont TO invite young
girls 20 her home once a week for In
formal conversation on some topic. The
outgr0Wth was a full-fedged club OF
thirty-four members most of them be-
ing Hawaiians. with q mixture, how
ever, OF Chinese and Portuguese, The
president this year Is q Chinese girl,
who wears the quaint national costume
when she fills the official chair.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-11-03

Wisconsin Is next IN line for a feder
alton gathering, and win open thel
first session IN Racine November Eth
Indinana women meet this month ais
at South Bend.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-11-03

Marietta. Ohio received the Ohio fed
GRAFTON last Wednesday and over four
hundred delegates roglst,r-g there. The
meeting was one OF tho largest and
most important ever held. and the WOO
men feel that the time for serious politi-
cal study has come The contest over
the election Of officers was one ~ the
liyelIest in federation history. and some
fine legal points We're tested I'm the d.
recti0n OF nomination and ballot cast
ing.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
unexpected Opposition.

While Lord Kitchener was engaged
in sUppresSing the Pricska rebellion he
ordered the destruction of a certain
farmhouse. Not seeing any signs of
his orders being carried out, he rode
over with his staff and found an inter
eSting situation.
In the doorway of the doomed farm
house'stOOd a pretty young Dutch girl,
her hands clasping the dOOrpOstS and
her. eyes flashing fire from beneath her
dainty ,sunbOnnet. The Irish sergeant
in charge Of the party Of destruction
was 'vainly endeavOring to persuade
her to let them pass in, but to all his
Establishments Of "Arrah darliHt, wiSha
now, acushla," etc, the maiden turned
a deaf ear, and a deadlock prevailed.
Kitchener's sharp Whats 'this?" put
a climax to the scene.
The girl evidently guessed that this
was the dreaded chief of staE, and her
lips trembled in spite of herself.
Kitchener 'gazed sourly at her. stand
ing bravely though tearfully there, and
turned to his military secretary. 'Put
down." he grOwled, that the com
mander's orders with reference to the
destruction Of Rightman's farm could
not be carried out owing TO unexpected
opposition. Forward, gentlemen."- =
Lnndon News.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
Birds and "OId" Coins.

A French physician lately had an Op-
portunity to observe a pOinte de Paris
which had been lying for several days
in the stomach of Il child and found
that the gastric juice had acted upon
the smallest particles of the article
bunting the blade and point and Civ
ing the medal a brown color. In this
manner might be explained the process
used in Italy to produce old coins and
medals. Large birds are made to swal
low roughly stamped coins with the
image Of Tiberius or Caligula. After
awhile the animals give off again the
coins, upon which meanwhile an ap-
preciaDle layer of patin& has formed
This RESULTS apparently due to the ac-
ton of the gastric juices.-JeWeler' S
Circular-Weekly.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
Caf4Ihman or GnmhIer

"One day last fall" said a well
known Montana capitalist, 81 was rid
ing on a train in my state and got to be
on pretty fair terms. with the train boy
by buying few of .fhe things he had
to sell. 1t was not a very formal kind
of a train, and when the boy had fin
ished his rounds he came over to sit
with me and chin a Bit as lie said. l
was willing enough, as he was q sharp
lad and there was nobody else to talk
to, and he went right at things.
edo you know he said, that 1 can
tell by looking at man mighty near
what he is. Now, there's that fellow
over there in the corner; he's a Chicago
drummer. l caI tell him by the way
he lets his money go and. the flip style
he has when he talks to people. And
that chap over there with the silk hat
on; he's a preacher from 4 country
town, I'm dead sure, and I'll go ask
him if you say So
81 didn't say so because 1 didn't care
continental, and the boy went Oh
with his descriptions of the people on
the train. At last asked him what
he thought l was. had on a pretty
f1ashy suit Of light stuff and was think
ing l was looking pretty well, so l was
willing to risk the boys venture. He
looked me over for q full minute very
carefully.
Well he said at last, you've got 4
slOo of money, but | amt dead sure
whether you are Il cattleman or a gam
bler,' '"-Washingto Star
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19

wSo1a STS iorce o? Of the argument, companies
,roit mnOSe e articles of t:fneorporatiop ner.
.n LII the construction by them Of
roaaS thu will hereafter be granted
Sne advantage of the lowest dutv
'1PCseu R on railroad material.
democratic leaders are still dis
tuSSlng the advisability of having a
i;"orCalled ticket, with the chances
3It. = ia!or OF the adoption of that
the 2G E OF campaign. The stand of
;ne Nebraska populists and the fus-
ION arranged, is taken as almost con
otuS've proof that this plan will be
&UPted. ,1 According to this, there
WIN be two and perhaps three tickets
III Kansas, Nebraska, Dakota, Idaho
ana other States where the populists
or silver Republicans are strong. The
same electors, part PopuIist, part
democrats and part Silver Republi-
cans, are to be on both tickets. Each
ticket is to bear the separate emblem
OF It's respective party, and one of
them names of Bryan and Steven
son, another those of Bryan and
TOwne, so that the Populists may be
gratlhed by having their own ticket.
They can make their own campaign
and need not be asked to vote the
Democratic ticket, which many of
them might refuse to do. When the
ballots are counted the electors. be-
ing the same, will receive credit for
all the votes for both tickets, and
then Towne can withdraw and ask
his electors to vote for Stevenson,
and he himself will receive a cabinet
post. A third ticket in many States
may be one with separate emblem
for the Silver Republicans at its
head, but having the same electors
as the other two.
The ridiculous yarn that a plot to
assassinate President Mckinley had
been discovered and thwarted by the
Republican campaign managers, was
the sources of considerable amuse-
ment in Washington official circles.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19

There is more Catarrh in this section
of the country than all other diseases
put together, and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable. For
a great many years doctors pronounced
it local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced
it incurable. Science has proven Catarrh
to be a constitutional diseases, and
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufac-
tured by F. j. Cheney & Co.. Toledo,
Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on
the market. 1t is taken internally IN
doses from 10 drops to teaSpoOnful.
1t acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case it fails to
cure. Send for circulars and testimO-
mails. Address,
F. j. CHENEY & Co.,
Toledo, D.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
A mitch Trick.

A feat which any one can perform
with little or no practice is that Of
placing II matches upon a table and
lifting them all up upon one of the
matches. This is how it is done: Pick
out one match-the one that has the
hattest surface-and then place six of
the other matches about One-fOurth
each across the first one, each Of the
six being parallel to each other and the
thickness of match distant from each
other. Next place six other matches
One-fOurth each across the first match,
but from the other side, all parallel and
in the spaces left by the arrangement
of the first six matches. Now take the
fourteenth match, lay it over the u
matches where they interseet, and by
carefully lifting match No: 1 and hold
ing match No: IA in place you will ac-
cOmplish without difficulty the feat
Adelaide Hermann in Wcman's Home
CIJuIlaniOD
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
MOtherSFriiend

We know that in thousands of cases
It has proved more than a blessing tc
expectant mothers. 1t overcomes morn
ing sickness. 1t relieves the sense of
tightness. Headaches cease, and dan.
ger from Swollen, Hard and Rising
Breasts is avoided. Labor itself IS
shortened aud shorn of most of the pain.
We know that many doctors recon-
mend it, and we know that mu1titudes
of women go to the drug stores and buy
it because they are sure their physicians
have no objections. We ask a trial
just a fair test. There is no possible
chance of injury being the result, be-
cause Mothers Friend is scientific
ally compounded. It is sold at S. bot.
tie, and should be used during most Of
the period of CESSATION, although great
relief is experienced if used only a short
time before childbirth. Send for our il.
lustrated book about Mothers Friend.
THE BRADFIELD REGULATOR co.
ATLANTA, GA.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
When vonr stomach hegins TO tronhl

When your stomach begins to trouble
you, it needs help. The help it needs is
to digest your food. and, until it gets it,
you won't have any peace. Stomach
trOubleis very distressing, very obstinate,
very dangerous. Many of the most dan
gerOus diseases begin with simple indi-
gestiOn. The reason is that indigestion
(nOt-digestiOn, not-nOurishment) weak
ems the system and allows disease germs
to attack it. The antidote is Shaker Di-
gestive Cordial, strengthening, nourish-
ing. cuIa'ive. 1t cures Indigestion and
renews strength and health. 1t does this
by strengthening the stomach, by help
ing it to digest your food. 1t nOurishes
you. Shaker Digestive Cordial is made
of pure herbs, plants and VINE. is per-
fectly harmless and will certainly cure
all genuine stomach trouble. Sold by
druggists, price 10 cents to $1.0O pc
bottle.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
1t aIer RennfrcmcrIa.

Charles HOyt, the farce writer, once
invited a friend to go to the theater
with him.
''What-play QCcried his friend.
''Nat Goodwin in Nathan Hale "
said the playwright.
I'm very sorry" said the friend,
''but you'll have to count me out"
'What's the matter?'' asked HOyt in
surprise.
"Well, to be frank with you, 1 don't
like Nat Goodwin in anything. 1 hate
him personally and CANE enjoy him as
an actor, and, as far as l am concern
ed, l wouldn't minG seeing him dead"
= ''Then this is your play" slyly added
Mr.. Hoyt il. his peculfHf Yankee dia-
lect. You don't want TO miss it. They
hang him in the last act."--NewS Let
ter
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19

It was pointed out that it. was rather
remarkable that such a plot should
have been thwarted and. the only
parties informed of it were the
campaign managers. 1t. would seem
that if Mr.. Kckinley's life were
threatened, the police, and, above all,
the Secret Service, would be in
formed of the plot and steps taken
to avert the danger. The fact that
Chief Wilkie, of tie Secret Service,
knew nothing of the alleged plot
until he read of it in the papers, is
taken as sufficient evidence that none
existed.
Reports to the State Department
say that France has 16,419,724 acres
sown in wheat, which will yield
297, ,854,244 bushels. This is a de-
crease of 68,OSS,OO0 bushels com
pared with last year, the falling of
being ascribed to the severe winter,
The probable production of rye will
be 62,717,568 bushels, as against
68,237,794 last year.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19

doctors

We have the highest regard for the
medical profession. Our Preparations
are not sold for the purpose of antagon-
izing them, but rather as an aid. We
lay it down as an established truth that
internal remedies are positively injuri-
Gus to eXpeCtant mothers. The distress
and discomfOrts experienced during the
months preceding childbirth can be al
leviated only by external treatment-by
applying liniment that softens and re-
lakes the Over-strained muscles. We
make and sell such a liniment, COM
bining the ingredients in a manner
hitherto unknown, and call it
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
A TEXAS WONDER.
Halls Great Discovery.

One small bottle of Halls Great Dis
covery cures all kidney and bladder
troubles, removes gravel. cures diabetes,
seminal emissions, weak and lame
backs, rheumatism and all irregularities
of the kidneys and bladder in both men
and women, regulates bladder troubles
in children. If not sold by your drug
gists, will be sent by mail on receipt Of
81. One small bottle IS two months
treatment and will cure any case above
mentioned. DIR. E. w. Hall, sole manu-
facturer, P. o. Box 629, st. Louis, No.
Send for TESTIMONIALS.
Sold by Wight & Bro, Tallahassee,
Fla.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
Frouble In the Church.

n FrOuEle In the Church.
~ Eennebec CMe.) Journal says:
,,a.ioS nn ade 4 strenuous matter of re-
nOu She gdpd old days, as is shown
~ ny extFact from the diary OF
Cnaiies eamert of WaldOboro,' under
uate un Ne, 1S3ss
therawas a knockdOwn in
tne OtnEsationA meeting house be-
tMeen i,t rHe Ingregationalists and Uni
FerSdl!oto, 1e U1iversaIists came of
VICTORIOUS, was: there. Saturday
nlsno .ne I;tS I;SS was guarded all night
ny men via anbs. Sunday was the
great Gay, parties occupied the
cnIrcn' anu re were great music
anu Sinns' Serwafd the COngrega
tiOnalisls Dous@out the UniversaIsts
anu Ihere "aS hNmOre trouble
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
The Best Remedy for Stomach and
Bowel Troubles.

81 have been in the drug business for
twenty years and have sold most all OF
the proprietary medicines of any note.
Among the entire list I have never found
anything to equal Chamberlaln's COllc.
Cholera and DiarrhOeea Remedy for all
stomach and bowel troubles . says o. w.
Wakefield, of Columbus, Ga. This
remedy cured two severe crses of cholera
mOrbus in my family and l have recon-
mended and sold hundreds of bottles Of
it to my Custamers to their entire salts
faction. 1t affordsa quick and sure cure
in pleasant FORM" For sale by Wight
& Bro. and all medicine dealers.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
HOW Needles Are HIade.

Needles are ali made by machinery.
The piece Of mechanism. by which the
needle is manufactured takes the rough
steel wire. cuts it into proper lengths,
files the point. fiattens the head. pierces
the eye, then sharpens the tiny instru-
ment and gives it that polish familiar
to the purchaser. There is also a ma.
chine by which needles are counted
and placed in the papers in which they
a~e sold, these being afterward folded
by the same contrivance.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
The Hirhent Cnnrt.

NO." said the judge firmly, 81 will
not consent to your marriage with my
daughter" =
"Sir," returned the young lawyet
haughtily. i shall not take this de-
cisiOn as final"
"YOu won't"
''NO, sir, will not. l shall appeal
to the court of last resort"
ooh. very WE'LL" replied the judge.
Submit your case to her mother If
you want to."-Chicago Fost.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
Mobile Ala Dec "a 1899

UIUUII6, AId,s DtCs II, 1888.
DIR. +. w. Hall, st. Louis, Mo.-Dear
tried different doctors and
remedies for several years for back and
kidney troubles, found nothing success
full until taking The Texas Wonder.
Halls Great Discovery, and, ,being rap
idly cured, the old saying with railroad
men is ''GOd bless the man who invented
the Pullman sleeping car" but [ saw
"God bless the inventor of Halls Texas
Wonder" Yours truly,
W. B. CLARK,
NJ. &. o. R. R. Co., Mobile, Ala.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-07-19
Too Primitive.

''NO, Maria; can't 90 to church until
1 possess a high hat and a frOck coat"
Nonsense. Think Of the primitive
fathers of the faith and their humble
altarS."
Il should think you'd blush to men
ton them, Maria. II. I went TO church
as a primitive fatlier, they'd send me
home in an organ .ppe.'-Cleveland
Plain Dealer. -.