The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1900-06-12

young 0OSleSS lduSuIuSly, you nuSt
not overdo the part. Look here, rye
put your name down for this waltz, but
If you like we'll sit it out-that is, If
you promise to keep up that diverting
east end talk. l like 1t. Do you think
you can manage to do soT"
Rather" said Apps.
"And it is capital make up, Captain
Norman" she went on. do you know
that at first, just for one moment, l
thought you were real burglar"
"Fancy that noww said Apps. He
was relieved at seeing an obvious way
out of his difficulty. There's nothing
like doing the thing in proper, strife
forward wy"
"And," said Lady Staplehurst, with
her fan on his arm as they walked
across the room, "you have got the
east end accent capitally."
"'Tain't so dusty, is itY'
She beckoned to the gondolier.
'Captain Norman and | are great
friends" she said in an explanatory
way. "He has not been long home
from abroad, and he knows scarcely
any one"
"Not a blessed SOUL" echoed Mr..
Apps.
isn't it capital?" asked Lady Staple
hurst of the gondolier delightedly.
GLOW much more interesting it would
be if every one would only talk to me
in their character
'sWell, blow me-" said Lady Staple
hurst, screwing her pretty mouth In
her effort to initiate the cockney's ac-
cent-"blow me If this amt fair take
Il mean like dahv' she laughed. Its
no use, Captain Norman, can't talk as
you can"
cts a gift" said Mr.. Apps. 'Thats
what it is"
"You don't want to be introduced to
anybody here. supposeT
"Not me-"
.You have heard or
She pointed in the direction of the
gondolier.
"All want to-"
"He's really making big name in
the house, you know. ! watch his ca
reer with great interest"
thinks jolly lot of himself"
"Oh, l think a lot of him, too, re-
marked Lady Staplehurst pleasantly.
sand is that a jimmy sticking out Of
your jacket pocket? This is indeed re-
alism. You don't know how it works.
1 supposeY
"Well, I've got kind of hidea," said
ttT mt this
end in, and"-
Mr.. Apps found himself getting quite
excited in the explanations that he
gave. 1t was new sensation to meet
one who showed an intelligent interest
in his profession, and he could not help
feeling hattered. Looking up, he saw
the gondolier gazing at him.
''He don't look Apply, that chap" said
Mr.. Apps.
''will you excuse me for one mo-
mentT
"Wot are you going up to-" he said
apprehensively.
81 want to speak to him."
"Oh," with relief, 81 don't mind
thatp
While Lady Staplehurst was making
the gondClier resume his ordinary ex-
preston Mr.. Apps thought and
thought. The couple promenading aft
er the waltz looked curiously at him.
"You are in the worst fix you were
ever in, Emery" said Mr.. Apps.
you're 'aving 'em on toast, you are,
but you'll be glad to get up stairs agen.
You want them diamonds, that's what
Won want. Time means money to you,
Emery"
Lady Staplehurst hurried toward thu
doorway A murmur of amazemen
went through the room as the guest
saw a new arrival in the costume of
police constable accompanied by man
In plain clothes. Mr. Apps, thinking
over his exploits, gazing abstractedly
at his boots, regretting their want OF
polish, did not see them until the plain
clothes man tapped him on the shout
der.
"What, Apps againT exclaimed the
man.
"Yus," said the burglar Disseminated
". "Yus. it is Apps agine, Mr.. Walker.
And vurry glad you are to see him,
I've no daht."
always a pleasure to meet gentle
man like you," said Mr. Walker cheer
fully, as he conducted him to the door.
way. "I've wanted to run up against
you before"
Much commotion in the ballroom at
the diverting little scene. General
agreement that Lady Staplehurst was
a perfect genius at entertaining.
'sBut, loveliest," said the gondolier
confidently to Lady Staplehurst, isn't
this carrying a joke rather too fart
That's a real detective"
81 know" said the loveliest girl,
trembling now little. THAT'S a real
burglar too"
"a real
eyes, yes. Don't make fuss.
don't want the dance spoiled. Take me
down to supper, like good fellow
Columbian.