The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-05-13
..Yes. ne Mi call it the Great Amer.

''Yes. we Will call it the Great Amer
lean Dietary Sausage company inter
rupted size major. and rs purchasing
agent Wen deposit S50O.GGo TO your
credit 10 start on: salary TO be paid
weekly or monthly. just as sou elect.
and the dividends on the stock TO come
quarterly. ! need $40 To see my way
clear but if you can't spare that sum
give me 81. And there you are, sir;
there you are
''But haven't GOT 50"
Don't neglect This golden opportuni-
ty. my dear contemporary; don't do it.
The man who invented the Welsh rab
bit made $3,000,CG0 and lived to bc 30
years old. Angel cake brought its in
ventor 81 600. 600 while lie lived and i
monument 10 feet high after death.
Hoky poky ice cream won't be in it
with dietary sausage. Peanut brittle
and lobster salad have already gone TO
the rear. Why, sir. any moment 4 tele-
graph boy may come in with n tele-
gram from the president reading: Con
gratula tons on your dietary; have
only eaten one barrel and am sure L
shall be rcnominated. Send another
by express. The very next mail will
probably bring unsolicited testimonials
from 4 dozen actresses and four or five
senators. 1t is needless for me TO tell
you that delays are dangerous. Time.
tide and the dietary sausage wait for
no man. If YOU haven't got 50. I'll try
and make $3 do. Leave your name
and So"
'Thc Life Of Napoleon -
Never mind ,he Life of Napoleon
my boy. Napoleon was a great man,
but Major Crofoot wasn't on earth
then We are not delving in the past.
but digging into the future. Where
Napoleon made 500 you'll make So
600. Let others conquer the world hy
force of arms if they Will. but wen
conquer it by force of dietary Sau-
sage You've certainly got s. about
you. l want to get the organization
perfected today
"Tve-Tve only got a dollar" STAN
mercd the canvasscr as he exhibited
the bill.
well. I'll take It and make it 20 as
far as it Will" replied the major as
the Greenback changed hands. You'll
feel safer for having invested money
in the enterprise. Stock will be ready
i'll about two weeks. and as soon As
we can erect and equip n factory
you'll begin purchasing stock. Yes.
I'll make the dollar do. ana you'd bet
ter begin posting up on meats. When
We once get startcd'-
But | came up here to sell you this
book
when we once get started. Wen
use up at least l.CO0 tons per week,
aud you must be able To tell at
glance whether the meat is juicy
enough for our purpose. That's all.
ana there you are, ana III seEd for
you when the papers are ready TO be
signed. ! think well make the ground
floor price on stock 20 cents. but maybe
We can scale that figure down 4 little.
At any rate, there you are. ana you
can have every confidence that your
canvas,iug days are ended. Turn 10
the right, please. and good day good
day"
But listen minute. came up here
to sell YOU
And don't give me away-don't do
il" cautioned the major as he pushed
his caller along. lust keep mum and
saw wood until our patent is secured.
and then wcll jump on the whole
world with both feet and boom dietary
sausage even to the drawing rooms of
royalty. Ground tloor-Sl5.0O0 per
year-goldcn opportunity Don't miss
it."
\ minute later the canVasser found
himself on the street. and when hr was
asked what had happened him that he
looked 50 put out he replied
why. | went up 70 sell a man a
$3.50 subscription book and I'll be
hanged if he didn't turn me out and
get my only dollar in cash besides"
NJ. QUAD.