The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-03-04

they tells him phwat they wants. an
tn idither man he says Yes. that's did
aisy.' he ssys. Simple as writin' edither-
ais an tn Mormon question: he says
- 'They'sa an old axiom he says.
which rades 'Spache is silver, but silence
is golden he says. Now phwat's tn
matther wild eove-in' this viXed money
question Wild a mantle " si-henceT he
says. " coorse' he says, TIL garment
cUd have silver linin', that I'd be
proper he says.
An phwat' I'D We DO about dhrawin
interest on ye'er principles if OBrien
wins mkt toime2' says Bill Gassman-
oh. We eud turin tn other side out
thin. says Gudwon.
Yes, s'pose We cud.' says Bill. yer
nawthin' but q sit iv tur-rRcOats amy
how he says. an thin they puts BIZ out,
an he's bin out liver since, ne seems 10
be wurrse put out list at prisint than iver
before
- Now says Lannan, wild all tn posht-
offices filled Wild Dimmycrats, an tn
Presidint shtudyin' tn Hictin rayturns "
this state he says, it behOOves US all
to pull tesither,' he says, an be tn grace
iv Mark he says. 1t won't be long before
we'll be wearin' commissions Ourselves.
ne says. Talk about principles, viii ye?'
he says. 'Phwat's principle I'd ike 10
know, he says. among min wild a COM
mon desire FIR sp'ues?' he says.
" coorse.' he says, though I'm a
conspicuous fgger in this CONFORMATION,
he says. an tn figger amt a cyphur
nayther.' he says. I'm disintherested, ye
know he says, an I'm dom ali this
wurruk fr love iv me country he
says.
'Yis.' says Linsey. an il 'twusn't Tr
ye'er patriotism. he says. 'yeed be Dor
ryin' ye'er postage stamps FIRM us he
says; they'se no doubt ye'er conspicuous
enough he says, but ye nadent worry
about not being inthereshted, he says.
'ye'a take 4 keen Interest enough he
says. win tn fight begins he says.
An Patsy, he Wondered phwant
Lfnsey mint, whittier twus q joke er d
cOmpliminr he intinded, an now he
carries Opery glasses TO LUX at Linsey
wild, FIR he can't make tn stony stare
hard enough wild his naked eyes.
'sWhin tn b'ys Wint home, Patsy he
says TO GudwOn, III raise ye'er salary
tin dollars a week he says, now go an
tell tn people tn advantages " havin' a
Raypubhcan Prisidint,' he says. Thin he
writes a latthsr 10 Mark. an he says:
"a Mark Hannay. the Whoite House
Me Argymintitive Frind, he says, I've
lad tn lads tegither.' he says, an have
give EN- their fUrrst lisson, he says, an
as I'm alive an peacefully pursuin' tn
legal tendher iv me way he says. 'ye
may imajine' he says, that I'm doin' all
right he says. an be nineteen hun
derd. he says. wen have a coffin ready
fr tn free silver corpse he says, an
/ preparations made fr holdin' tn
wake he says. Grateful fr rh' loight
We throwed up on this subject fr me-, he
! says, an hopin' ye'er iloquinee may niver
wane,' he says. I'm tn hid and both
wings iv tn Raypublican burrd iv this
state
B" That's a good beginnin,' he says. an
| thin he goes to SHEEP and dhrames that
he had bin app'inted chief keeper " tn
/ hayrem iv tn SoOltan " Sulu, at $40 per
month an perqUisits-
That's tn fUrrst chapter " tn benign
( rule iv Republicans in this staate,' con-
4 tinUed DOolan, but they'se more TO De
[ telled whin have tn tonne to vociferate
, it. as my frind udrd ge said wilin tallkiu'
/ to tn Ladies LiJh'ry club at Logan and
I DOlan bowed himself out and faded away
/ IN the throng outside, like Republican
! promise fades after election