The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-07-25
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Grated ard sliced pineapple, IN
syrup-the finest quality-at the
B.zaar.
The harm of creed is in convert
ing it from stag into club.
Lots Of men would rather have
half loaf than a steady job.
Ifyou want to enjoy a good smoke,
don't forget that you can find a full
line of fue cigars at the Bazaar.
Dou'e growl about the weather.
that doesn't make it any better.
Lots Of people seem to think 1t
necessary to tell how little they went
to school.
There are no better pills made
than DeWitt's Little Early Rlsers.
Always prompt and certain. J. E.
Kaufman.
Your character cannot be essen
TALLY Injured except by your own
acts.
Many man has been choked by
trying to swallow capacious fish
stones.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
famous little pills for liver and bowel
troubles. Never gripe. j. E Kauf-
mann.
The woman who msrries for g.
home pays the highest market price
for it.
A lawyer is the only man who ever
comes out ahead in opposing a wo-
mans will.
Louis F. Waibel, Ph. G., St.
Louis, Mo, wrote: I have recon-
mended Teethina when the doctors
gave up the child and it cured at
once.
The coon and the watermelon
come together quite frequently these
sultry days.
The man who walks with his tele,
scope fixed on tomorrow, stubs his
toe on today.
One Minute Cough Cure is the
only harmless remedy that produces
immediate results. Try it. J. E.
Kaufman.
Many fool has sense enough to
get a good wife, but be hasn't sense
enough to know it.
The English, it would seem, owe
their military reputation largely to
their senseabilities.
DsaMSAseayBlAN TEA cures Dyspep-
eNsssSs y sia, Constipation and Indi-
gestion. Regulates the Liver. Price, Is cts.
Sold bv Julian E. Kaufman.
According to an old bachelor, fe-
male suffrage is caused BIS scarcity
Of husbands.
The criminal Judge may be man
Of few words, but he is not always
a man Of short sentences.
For burns, injuries, piles and skin
diseases use DeWlt,'s Witch Hazel
Salve. 1t is the original. Counter
feits may be offered. Use only De-
Wits. J. e. Kaufman.
A baby was held in pawn for
several days in New York for the
payment of debt of S35.
"a Lecture to Married Men is
the title of a new book. Just as
though they hadn't enough already!
ws..A..n CUBAN RELIEF cures
ps1MEgTS Collie, Neuralgia and Toothache
Ae"SSSSa in five minutes. Sour Stomach
and Summer Complaints. Price, IS Cents.
Sold by Julian E. Kaufman.
If newspapers are to be reckoned
literature, Dame Rumor would seem
to be entitled to place among the
Muses..
When a preacher wants to tell
piece of gossip be excuses himself
by saying that he does it "to illus
trate point"
1--WE have sold many different
cough remedies, but none has given
better satisfaction than Chamber
lain's," says Mr.. Charles Ho}zbauer,
Druggist, Newark, n. J. 1T is per
feetly safe and can be relied upon in
all cases of coughs, colds or hoarse-
ness Sold By j. E. Kaufman.
Many man puts fine monument
over The grave CT his wife, who
made her get up and light the fire
every morning.
When people call us l~zy we real
ize that there is a charm about idle
ness that is only appreciated by the
larger type Of ir'teljects.
DEat.4Axa CUBAN OIL cures
sEGEssss ; Cuts, Burns, Bruises, Rheu-
matism and Sores. Price, IS cents.