The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-03-29
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II the mss sho !, tie mosi scared 81 .
vsdaias o. coarse, s'ii tie Savage Bach
siof. be ha tie nosi sets.
--whst ais The empress dowsssr tbisss
sS 10 behssj yea lori For ossisc.ios q y
nssn.s. sid the yoaas Chleese emperor.
iorsot 70 get up 40 give Der the throne
vhss che cane iGio The room
He e.b trace ny spcesty back
lhrossh siae ssutr.llous. She " bal,
else c.n yoa dor Then be blihkei and
looked II bet 80 II be sobdered ~befe be
vu.
so sou have a osu baby 81 ytur
houssf What is 1t, little brother or .
little .i.terf | dunno. said little Jessie;
us haven't called II snytbina bat at" Jet.
MIR. y.adsrks,e Wy Jon gall me
foreigner thi no more foreisuer dan
yonrsslfs. Mr.. McCork Hear III sbpsl
peebl Any ooe uoistt tbiok he'd been
born 10 Olrisndi
Mrs. WederIey tapmsskipsl oh, bot
diiht fool you. thought You had no
idea you we're flirting With yonr wife oil
the evening. Mr. Wederly No. / hsdo't
fou were 90 very sgreesble was complete
iy deceived
The late Archbishop Benson vas fond
Of . little joke Cnce 10 addressing a
meeting be Temstked, You must huow
that, at my sge. csnbo, be 10 tao places
.. once.
Does your wife do much fancy work'
Fancy ~orIi she won't even let porous
plsster come toto the house vi,bont gro
cbetiDs red border round 1t aud running
. yellow ribbon through the holes.
Where we're you born, Thomssf asked
the iescher, cycling the yourg pupil over
her glasses. Born in sib. answered the
little boy. falling back npon
bis rscoIleciops 81 the cstscbism.
-Whsps the matter, old manf Oh,
I've lust bsd . qairel With my wife
Well, forget and forgive. never cen for
forgive her. You see. vas In the wrong
Then 10 that case demand 40 apology.
"A pretty 10. Of children yoa sre for
minister to hsvei exclaimed q West Side
pastor whose children we're misbebsvine
J, the dinner table. Then why don't you
'hause your business, pspsi tsked 4 ye.r
I'D Nellie.
Il wonder why It IL, said the proud
stber. ths, Willie has suddenly developed
preference Tor saying bis prayers to me,
His wife laughed scorntully. He know
'ou cant correct him il be makes NIT
axe or cuts them short, she said.
II sm sorry 10 cay. remarked Mrs,
I~ay back, on be return from . visit 10 her
on 10 lsv, ,bst Robert does not Keep The ,
.bbsth IS strictly /. be should. WIS,
oes be dor s.ked Mr., Swsybsck. II, d
ears colored shirts on Sunday,
Young Mr.. Homeward /. = csndidst,
~ msttimony. ssid Mr. Point Breeze,
18th . mesuins smile, TO bis dsns btef.
Veil, replied Miss Poi1, Breeze. II he 81
ects me TO be bis RAINING mate bell fnd -
imseii very much disappointed.
Hes thorough pessimist. Whst do
on mean by pessimisti Why. . man
BIO doesb't believe there is sny rue ssti.
c,ion 10 lie Then be isn't one. Az,
oiy Who s.is s. much satisfaction cot Of
sine pes.imistic IS be does couidn't be .
ioroush pessimist
DO you knos. dear. remarked Mrs.
Iomer, ~ htr lieae lord stumbled o.
airs, that I've been svske Tor honr
Aitins LOT yon TO come home IRON The
nb. That's lasi like woman. efovled
omer. Hete I've been ., The club ior
oors waiting Tor Jon 10 10 10 sleep.
DIR. Hatch Yes. medicine has made e
eel strides Of late Mrs. FIoodyef "
'ed For i0stsncef We are ell 90 inter
led. doctor DR.. Hs,cb--Todsy, i,n o.
Thin the poser oi the SKILLED spd p Pr
snt physician to determine With sbsoiut,
rtaiuty. 10 simost every case. the prom q
atc csnsc oi death.
- ion sisn this deed Of yonf own free
III. do yoa, msdsmf ssked the noisr, .
Ibllc. Wta do you mean by tbsti de- o..
,nded the large red faced woman.
ssn there hs been 40 oompulsion 90 the &c
a o! your husband, has tbsref Hlmi
. s!sculs,et, taruins 10 look 81 the
'sk little man sitting beside Der. I'd
q 10 see tin try 10 eompaiss mel -
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