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Evening journal., 1900-02-23
Lonrer Rnanh.

"It can never be. Mr.. Slimpurse,"
said the fair Miss Embonpoint, decls-
lively. "The man marry must be able
TO surround me with comfort" Ali
see" retorted the young man as he
reached for his hat. you'll have to
get n fellow with a longer reach than
me II that's the case. philadelphia
Record.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
nnllanders smoke Most.

The Hollanders are perhaps Of all
the northern people those who smoke
the most, the humidity Of their clim-
ate making it almost a necessity, while
the moderate cost Of tobacco with
them renders II accessible tc all To
show how deeply rooted is the habit,
1t is enough to say that the boatmen
|of Holland measure distances by
smOking
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
A E,ohtIno Family.

A monument recently placed in a
cemetery in Louisville, KY, bears in
scription TO the memory OF John +.
Austin, a soldier Of the revolution; J..
Allen Austin, his son. soldier OF the
war Of 1872; James Grigsby Austin,
his grandson, a soldier OF the wsr with
Mexico, and James Richard Gathright,
his great-grandson, a confederate sol
dier, who was killed at Mufreesboro,
Tenn, Jan. /, 1868. All were prlvates.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
wife in the Shadow.

Il Is only since Mr.. Moody's death
that Mr. Sankey has come out with
the statement that the late evangelist's
success was due more TO Mrs. Moody
than to any other person. That is Of
ten the case. The wife stands in the
shadow furnishing the inspiration
while her lord is out on the balcony
in the sunshine getting the applause.
Rochester Democrat and Chronicle.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
He Knew Nothing,

"Har IIarr laughed the Kansas
farmer; "them Eastern fellers don't
SnOw nOthin'."
whats the matter nowT asked his
wife.
'Why. / got ter quaTelin' with one
of 'em, an he said as how he'd knock
the socks off'n me."-Kansas City In
dependent.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
Was a little Rocky.

10 the millionaire came the superin-
tendent of the farm with beaming face.
Looks like we are going to clear ex-
pense, SIR" said The fireling.
"Great heavensw cried the million
alre, something must be done. Go and
order a $1,000 automobile to haul the
truck TO market inr'
Even one of our best people may get
little rocky on his propositions in
moments of ension.-Indianapol
Journal
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
NTust Have Had wealth.

Tit-Bits says a young man sent his
father, an old farmer in the country,
his photograph, accompanied by a re-
quest for aid, as he was poor. The old
man looked at the photograph and then
responded:
"You can't cheat me, you young dog.
You can't be very poor to be livin'
among them marble vases, md statues,
md flowers, md nice furniture, such as
your Photograph shows"
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
A Fatal Mistake.

Traveler-There's a funeral in town
to-day, l see.
Native-Yes.
Traveler-Did the man or woman o.
whoever it is that is being buried die
a natural death?
Native-Hardly. He came down
heah from the Moth and suggested ar
bltration as a means Of settling feuds.
Chicago Times-Herald.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
PLENTY Of kits.

A Scottish paper says that between
$50 900 and 100000 kits are made
every year. The killed regiment Of
regulars, militia and volunteers mum.
her some seventeen battalions. To
these may be added the pipers, belong
tng to Lowland regiments, making in
ali about $4,000 men. AS the military
kilt is only provided biennially, this
represents a supply of 1000 each year.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
FIeeing From Temptation.

Mother-Johnny, have you been in
swimming?
Johnny-No'm. Honest, / amt.
Mother-Then what makes your hair
so wet?
JOHNNY got all sweaty runAin'
away from the boys that was goin'
swimmin'.-NewY York Journal.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23

An unknown man invaded the At
lanta Constitution building the other
day, and, discovering Frank L. Stan
ton, the poet, leaped upon him and
pulled most OF his hair out. Perhaps
the unknown thought that If he de.
prived Stanton Of his hair he would
case to be a poet.-Mobile Register.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
Durina the Quarrel.

Hubby (angrily)-whatever l say
goes.
Wife (sweetly)- course It does,
dear. You say II so loud that It goes
all over the neighborhood.-New York
World.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
A Solemn Sail.

Mrs. Churchly-What? Is it possible
while at Fashion Bay you actually
went out sailing with a young man on
Sunday?
Daughter-Y-e-s, ma; but there was
scarcely any wind, ma, and we went
real slow, just as If we were going to
church, you know.-New York Weekly
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
n,s,cns,nq with a Luxury.

Mrs. Flighty," said the gossip, has
zone downtown to see a lawyer. She
wants to get rid OF her husband"
Dear me-" sighed the debutant OF
i've or six years standing. Some peo-
ole don't know their luck, do theyg g"-
Chicago Post.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
The Bachelor:


Love with women is like poker with
a mamie does most of his winning
while he is learning it.
Women know more about love than
they do about loving: men know more
about loving than they do about love.
Married men are rare whose pride
is so strong that they can't bear to
think they might have been refused
when they proposed.
Every other woman YOU meet has
either a missionary scheme that she
is interested in or else a kitten that
she wants you to take care Of
There is no surer way for a man TO
make a girl think she has got to have
another man than for him TO make her
think he thinks he has got to have
her.-New York Press.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23

Julia Ward Howe's remarks as to
the degeneration of modern society.
as compared with that Of the old days.
has occasloned a good deal of discus
sion, but 1t seems to be due to the
venerable and accomplished lady to
say that they have not yet been sue
cessfuily contreyei ted.-Boston Her.
aid.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
Uses OF Fun.


Two men in the midst of a darn bad
fix
Went out for booty in politics,
And one was funny and one was sad,
And that was the capital they had.
When the funny man on the platform
spoke
He CREASED his talk with some fetching
Joke,
While the serious man when folks got
together.
Told facts as dry as the dog-day
weather.
Election day and the funny man
Was dumped aside as "an also ran"
While the solemn man came in for
fame
And Hon. was the dashboard Of his
name.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
Unwarranted Pride.

'T belong to a swell family" boasted
the sponge.
Yes" responded the towel, and,
like so many swells, you're an old
soak. philadelphia Bulletin.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
A New Dog.

Lady (to dog fancier)-What kind OF
dogs have you for sale2
Dog Fancier-ScOtch terriers, Chinese
pugs. French poodles and English set
tiers.
Lady-Have you any Of those ocean
greyhounds that have read about
|Tit-Bits.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23

Perhaps Mr.. Frick thinks Mr.. Car
negie is not sufficiently guarding
against the disgrace of dying rich. He
is trying to relieve him of S21,0OO,00O
through court procedure.-Kansas City
Journal.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
Strictly Au Fait.

Now this trouble at womansmlth
has"
Meaning Ladysmith?"
Yes, II you prefer, but the word
lady has become so horribly vulgar
lied. indianapolis Journal.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23

If, in the administration of the Phil
ippines, we continue TO "send out the
best we breed" we may expect to see
the Islands. within a few years, paci-
fed and prosperous.-New York Trib-
une.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
The Genuine rhine.

Hewitt-what do you consider real
agony?
Jewett-Haying your foot fall asleep
when you want to run for a train
New York World.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23

The British are said to have accu-
rate maps OF every road and stream
and kopje in the Transvaal. Unfortu-
nately for them. however, the war Is
being conducted in Natal.-ChicagO
Record.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
WHAT DO You wANTf

Advertise your wants IN the Evening
Journal. Employment wanted. help
wanted, to let, for rent. for sale. board
ing, and lost and found ads win be pub
hshed. three lines one time. for otmei
thfes times for q ouArter.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
Not streMn Mlth Roses.

MY path in life is not strewn with
roses" remarked the beggar.
Then here's a cent" said the kind
hearted old dy.-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
wuAT DO YOU wANrf

Advertise your wants IN the Evening
Journal. Employment wanted. help
wanted. 70 let. for rent. for sale. board
INK. and lost and found ads. win be pub
llsned fhree lines orrN NuDe. Tor dlrnet
th~sa times FOR ousrter.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
An Awful Strain.

81 must take Henry away in August,
IL he is alive"
"Is he so ILL.,
''No. hut his whist club. chess club,
gnlf club and hicyclr c''i'' All have
tor"".'l nts this month 49,, hitago
Record
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
Proud of IL.

Mrs. De Tanque-You horrid wretch.
Aren't you ashamed of coming home
n this condition?
De Tanique-No. shir; Pm (hicl proud
pf it. Amt many fellers'h can fin tn
way home when they're full s this
ladelphia RecOr1.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
Elephanta Have Elaht Teeth.

Elephants have only eight teeth,
wo below and two above on each side.
An Baby elephants teeth fall out
when the animal is about IA years old.
md new set grows.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
wHAr no YOU wANr7

Advertise your wants in the Evening
Iournsl Employment wanted. help
wanted to let. for rent. for sale, board
ing, and lost and found ads. VIII be pub
ushed. three lines. one time. for a dime;
three titnes Tor q ouartgr.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
An ArtlstIo cIIent.

Lawyer-Now Miss Katherine, you
are entitled to blanket mortgage on
that property.
Miss Katherine-A blanket mort
gage! How interestingl Be sure to
get a Navajo blanket.-Chicago Rec
ord
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
A Missouri Mule.

There was an old Mule from Missouri
Who shot his hind limb out like fury;
A Zulu said, "There!"
AS he went through the air,
Dat muel's a lalapaluly."
Minneapolis Journal.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23

A clock keeps right on working
when it goes or a strike; that's where
II gets the bulge on man.
Evening journal., 1900-02-23
Heard From.

"How's the dentist next to you max.
ing out?"
We'll. I should Judge his business
was a bowling. success - Philadelphia
Bulletin.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
A GREAT TRUTH.

All organized living things whether be-
longing to the animal or vegetable king
dom contain within themselves the germs
of death and decay.
Germs of disease are often generated
within the human system through lrnper-
feet digestion OF. food producing various
poisonS which scientists have denominated
bfOUz4iJzeS \ stomach weakened by abuse,
gorged with eating OF over burdened
with hot bread, too rich or greasy foods or
those too highly seasoned, becomes weak
eued and fails to thoroughly digest the
food. a heavy. sodden mass is aCcufnu-
lated in the stomach to ferment as the first
step in its decay, giving off foul gases tc
distend the stomach, and poison the blood,
until il becomes thin. weak and lacking III
the red corpusCles SO necessary to perfect
health.
The over distended stomach presses upon
the heart. and the latter organ is also dis
turbed through sympathy, the same system
of nerves being distributed to both organs.
Thus palpitatior and irregular action of the
heart with its attendant shortness of breath,
result, and in time. disease of the heart
itself is established.
The gases and other poisons generated
from undigested, fermenting and decay
ing food in the stomach becloud the
brain, causing headaches, and pain IN the
eyes
Being absorbed into the blood these poi
sons reach every part and organ of the sys-
tenn. The kidneys are thereby poisoned,
causing Bright's disease and diabetes. Fill
tering through the skin, troublesome skin
diseases often show themselves
Every organ and every nerve, depending
as they do for their nOuriShment and
renewal upon the stomach weak digestion
shows itself not alone i'll loss of appetite
and flesh, but also i'll nervousness, debility.
bad complexion and many other derange-
meuts
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
tones and regulates the stomach ; stirnu-
1ates the digestive juices irvigOrates the
torpid liver: promotes intestinal strength:
clears bilious poisons and diseased germs
out of the circulation; gives the blood
making glands keen assiulilative power,
and furnishes Nature with the fresh, abund-
ant nutrition ont of which she nanufac-
lures firm flesh. strong muscles, clear skin,
healthy lung tissue and nerve fiber and
gives sound, enduring, active energy to the
whole system.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
August Flower

at is surprising fact" says Prot.
Houtop, that IN ny travels in all
parts OF the world, for the last ten
years. l have met more people having
used Green's August Flower than any
other remedy for dyspepsia. deranged
liver and stomach, and for constipa-
Giou i md for tourists and ssfestses..-
or for persons filing Office positions.
where headaches and general bad feel
gs from irregular habits exist, that
Green's August Flower is grand
remedy. 1t does not injure the system
by frequent use, and is excellent for
sour stomach and indigestion. I"
Sample bottles free at any drug store.
Sold by dealers in all civilized coup-
tries
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
THE MACHINERY EXHIBITS.

The. noiseless running of great en-
-aines has an Irresistible fascination for
student and mechanic alike, and the
crowds always lipger lorS IN the
various structures devoted to the N a.
chinery exhibits. These are the
Machine Gallery proper, an immense
iron and glass structure running across
the farthest end OF the Champ de Mars,
the Palace of Chemical Industries,
opposite the Chateau d Eau, the Palace
of Materials and Mech snies, also on
the Champ de Mars and the palace of
Threads, Tissues and Clothes. the
second building on the left side of the
Champ de Mars. These struc-
lures are also devoted to
other commodities. Machiuery of a
heavy type is shown in the Palace OF
Materials and Mechanics. Here the
American section proves "a wor
der and delip ut to all visitors. Print
ing and perfecting presses grace the
head of the department. All manner
Of engines are on show, and never
before was there seen such display OF
highspeed engines. England's display
here Is an extremely large and repre-
sentative one and Germany has also
done nobly. In the Palace of Threads,
Tissues aud Clothes, is a bewilderine
display of materials and methods o.
weaving, bleaching, dying, printing
and Flushing textiles in various stages
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17

materials and methods of cutting aud
sewing garments, embroidery and
display of exhibits illustrating the
growth and development OF the differ
eut lines of manufacturing and indus
try as indicated by their names. One
utire building Is set aside for exhibits
of materials and methods used in
al mentary industries. -four products,
barley aud confectionery products,
sugar and candy making, condiments,
stimulants, brandies and slcohOlS.
The left portion of the main machinery
building illustrates all the methods OF
Agricultural Industry. In the palace
of Chemical Industries are shown the
methods ard products of the chemical
arts and pharmacy, the most improved
methods of manufacturing paper the
treatment of leather and skins, the
making of PERU nery, to oacco, chemi-
cal matches and greai variety OF
numerous other Industries relating 10
the manufacture of garments.
PALACE OF EDUCATION.
The palace OF Education, Arts and
Letters, and Science, Is q large. hand
some palace situated to the rig ut OF the
Champ lie Mars upon entering from the
ELENA bridge. The ella .sification of
exhibits here Is divided into eighteen
groups, including every hing pertain
ing to education and instruction. The
space assigned to the United States In
this structure contains an exhibit
which il collective and distinct
national in character. Every article
and piece of work shown in the exhibit
is credited to the proper locality and
school and this whole combines to form
striking illustration of the high
standard OF ed location in the United
StStes.
wOMAN's PALACE.
While women at the exposition have
not Woman's Building upon the same
broad lines as that at the Chicago
Worlds Fair, they have a "paiace"
devoted to their interests and comfort.
The building Ia situated upon the
Champ de Mars and was designed by
Architect Pontremoli. All the ground
floor of the building is devoted to
display of woman's work, while the
basement contains fine display OF
things pertaining to hygiene, toilet
| and feminine fancy. Ga the first floor
are astheater, a concert hall, lecture
room and library.
THE HORTICULTURAL BUILDING.
Lovers of flowers wander through
the Agricultural palace. Tree
ferns, giant cacti. palms, BAN boos,
Japanese dwarf trees, tropical plants
from Africa and South America, as
we'll as the favOrite flowers of the
temperate zones, are all shown IN be-
wildering variety. The Horticultural
palace stands upon the right bank of
the Seine and is one of the most mag
nificent buildings of the exposition.
The greet structure Is divided into two
sections, one devoted to horticulture
and the other to arbOrculture. The
entrances to the building are hanked
by myriads of electric lights. In the
interior majestic staircase leads to
an under ground aquarium.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
The Best Blood Purifier

The blood Is constantly being puri.
fed by the lungs, liver and kidneys.
Keep these organs In healthy condi-
tion and the bowels regular and you
will have no need of blood purifier.
For this purpose there is nothing equal
40 Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets, one dose of them will do you
more good than dollar bottle of the
best blood purifier, Price, % ceuts,
Samples free as any drug store.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
SOME PARIS
BUILDINGS
The Great Palace Of Mines
And MetaIIurgy
GRAND ELECTRIC SHOW
The Exhibits OF Machinery One OF
the Greatest Features of the
Great Fair.

Under the sh adow of the Eifel tower.
almost at the entrance 10 the Champs
de Mars, stands the great building
devoted to mines and mining. The
display is interesting and EN- braces ore
and associated Minerals, industrial
minerals, metals, quarrying. mining
and production machinery and applian-
ces. Bere, too, America is we'll
represented. The United States has
several thousand square feet of space
and this 1t has utilized for the display
of an exhibit showing in a scientific
manner the great mineral resources of
the western world. Mexico has for
the most part a collection of minerals
and metals gotten up by the different
states of that country, the whole being
displayed In cases Of bronze. Other a.
trRctive exhibits include the gem
displays of Cape Colony, the Trans
val, B ALL aud other countries. An
Interesting feature OF the Palace Of
Mines is movable sidewalk, similar
to that first useu at the Chicago Worlds
Fair, and which permits visitors to be
easily transported from one part OF the
building to the other. Taken as a
hole, the splendid building, which is
120 by 1872 yards, makes with its exhib-
its one Of the most complete and inter-
esting studies of the exposition.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
Mexican Mineral Belt.

The only direct route to the rich
mining regions of Eastern Sonora
and Western Chihuahua is via the
Sierra Madre line, and Cssas Gran.
des. Trains leave Ciudad Juarez at
1928 daily except Sundays.
J. T. LOGAN,
Genl. Traffic Agent
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
Rio Grande HOtel-Las Cruces.

Mr.. G. A. Tsndy, formerly of the
Carson-Lewis hotel at Weatherford,
Texas. has assumed charge OF the
above hotel. The hotel has been re-
fitted and especial attention will be
given the travelling public.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
For the Toilet Table

our Complexion Creams, Toilet Waters.
Perfumes, and Powders are indispensa-
bic for the refined and dainty woman.
We have everything in toilet articles in
spcnges. loofabs, sea salt, fine soaps,
bath, nail and tooth brushes. that are
of superior manufacture and reliable
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17

w. n. Shipman. Besrdsley, MINI.
under oath, Gays be suffered from dys-
pepsia for twenty-five years. Doctors
and dieting gave but little relief. Fin
ally he took Kodol Dyspepsia Cure snd
now eats what he likes and as much as b e
wants and he feels like q new man. It
digests what you eat. Fred Schaefer,
druggist.
w. w. Mayhem. Merton. Wis, says:
81 consider Ore Minute Cough Cure q
most wonderful medicine, quick and
safe. " 1t is the only harmless remedy
that gives immediate results. 1t cures
coughs, colds, bronchitis, grippe.
whooping cough, pneumonia and all
throat and lung diseases. Its early use
prevents consumption. Children al
ways like it. mothers endorse it. Fred
Schaefer, Druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
Pure Hygienic Water.

Made from distilled water. Ask
your family physician or druggist as to
purity and heslthfulness of our Ice
Telephone No. IA.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
Let Us Prove 1t To You.

Plate glass insurance and accident
insurance written cheaper than can be
btained elsewhere. A. NJ Loomis,
PIT San Antonio street.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17

Great 1890" Edition of the HERALD
at M. 81. Webb's.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17

What do you want? ASK for it In
the want columns of the HERALD.
Call snd We will tell you how we prac-
ticaily guarantee the success of your
advertise In our classified ad
department. HERALD office, lis two
rings.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
PALACE OF ELECTRICITY

OF all the buildings opened to the
public yet, the Pslace of Electri-
city Is probably the most complete
The structure is situated upon the
Champ de Mars and runs clear across
the great park. The palace is entire
IL built of iron and glass. The motive
of the decoration termi stes Ia CEN
trail figure representing the genius of
electricity, ABOVE which 1900 will blaze
Ia electric lights st night The exhi-
pits show the production and mechan-
ical utilization Of electricity. chemf-
cal electricity, electric lighting, tele-
graph and elephone and innumerable
electrical appliances. France, the
United States, Germany and England
have the most elaborate displays,
though Italy, Russia, Austria and
other countries are we'll represented.
As the great Edison tower was the
striking feature of the electrical exhib-
it at Chicago in 1892. the colossal
luminous fouu tain, the Chateau Eau,
promises to be the objective point of
visitors to the electricity display here.
The fountain, which stands directly in
front OF the palace of electricity, forms
an excellent landmark, by day Or
night, to guide visitors through the
Champ d q Mars.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-04-17
HIGH Up EVERYTHING

In the Confectionery line you will find
the purity and quality OF our high
grade Candles. Our delicious choco-
lates, carsmels, marshmallows, nut
candies, French bon-bons, almonds
and any of our Candies cent be ex-
celled for exquisite flavor, consistency
or quality. Name on each piece OF
chocolate.
nm MOREHOUSE BLOCK,
NJ skv = Next to PostOffiCe.
StS - AA.cS Telephone 34T.
Branch at chihuahua, Mexico.