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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-04-20
ELM DALE

April l8-Mrs. 81. Olsen and son visit,
ed at n. B: Twists Friday
Lille Gunderson, who has been very
sick, i much better. w.. NIX l.. p
Miss Mary Davies returned from St
Cloud Thursday. = =. j. III. +.
Miss Eta jacobson spent Saturday
and Sunday at home. ,z ~
Miss jamie Boyle. Who has been stay
ing with her sister Mrs. A. C. Larson
has returned. < @
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. G: r. Vallett,
April Is, q son. ...
Mrs. Chas. Nelson visited Mrs. Chas
Peterson Of Upsala Friday. .
Albert Firkus visited st. Cloud friend,
the last OF the week. -. -.
Frank Widger and Knute Gunderson
were at Royalton Saturday.
Mrs. Firkus and daughter were in Lit
tie Falls Saturday.
Hans Larson and family left Tuesday
and will make their home in the West.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hanson have been resi-.
dents here for m any years, AID their de.
parture is deeply regretted by their
many friends.
Fred Whitman Of Little Falls was in
the village Tuesday,
Oswald and Carl Wittke have gone to
Clear Lake to take charge of the saw
mill recently purchased by them.
One OF the most pleasant surprise
parties of the season was held at tie
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Larson, Sat-
urday evening. About twenty friends OF
the newly married arrived at an early
hour and proceeded to have a good
time.
James Bacon, who has been visiting
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-04-20

council appropriated $500 Is 81 ex-:
pended on the roads. ..s .' .s>s . III
Mrs jacob Nonen Of ST. Joseph. /.
opened millinery store in the Wander
haar store. Mrs. Nonen is q daughter
OF Herman J. Billig: the first settler who
located ID Pierz. 1s..:* .s -.
The Catholic Order OF Foresters
changed their meeting place from lower
town to the east room OF tho district
school. ~ .=<' = .s.@a3 ~.
Seeding 10 nearly all done here.
Piram isgetting q bone now and then.
John Neaman bought Henry Hursch's
house and lot last week. ST..
A grand dance will be giv,n il tho
Barney Gross Hall in lower town Mon
day evening the 23rd. Music will DO
furnished by the Pierz Union orchestra.
Everybody invited to attend and have
good time.
Jos. Bentfeld went to Melrose to see
his sister who is sick.
,Theo. Thielen bought a lot from Tbeo.
Gross in upper town aud will build
house on it.
Three nickel-in-the-slot machines were
placed in some of the saloons last
week and now there are no nickels in
town: This tells who is the winner.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-04-20

TrfTu DR.. Niyen will be in
IIEI1 Royalton April 26
and ~ and in Pierz April % and
20. All kinds ofdentistry. Bainless
tooth pulling. Lowest prices. SGT
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-04-20
RANDALL

April 18-Frank Bailey has opened a
flour ard feed store here. We are in.
formed that he has bought the Brooks
property. He has the store packed full
Of -four and feed and says he means to
furnish the people with a stock that is
good. He will soon move his family in
to their dwelling near the store We
hope Mr.. Bailey will do we'll.
Mrs. Clinton Chapman opened a millin-
cry store here last week. She told US to.
day that she has already sold twenty
five hats and bonnets. Her stock is
fresh from St. Paul. AZ she has no old
stock Of millinery on hand there is no
danger OF any one getting a hat that is
out Of style. W. are sure she will do
we'll.
Miss Maud Underwood, who is teach
ing school here, spent Sunday at her
home in Staples
Miss Mary Kennedy commenced teach
lug the schoo! in No. 50 last Monday.
Mis-. ". H.,Jones has new bicycle.
Mr.. John Fnrlons. who. has been
visiting her mother, here returned to hsr
home at St. Paul Tuesday. y
Mr.. and Mrs. E. E. B.tea went TO Lit
tie Fa's Tuesday:
Re7: English OF Bertha. Mum, will
preach at the congregational church
here next Sunday morning and. evening.
!. Miss Mamie Heath Of Little FaIk
visited friends here last week.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-04-20

Rev. j. A. johnson of Upsala and
Rev. NJ. Martinson of little Falls at
tended special meetings OF the Swed-
ish Lutheran church in Brainerd this
week.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-04-20

The chief of police of Duluth has
ordered storekeepers to. close their
places of business on Sunday.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-04-20

DR.. Simmons, the osteopathist, is
ut the Buchanan hotel,
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-04-20

Additional correspondence and
local on second and fourth pages.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-04-20

House and lot for sale or trade
"a D. CoRBIN.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-04-20

James Bacon, who has been visitin
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
5Uulitinn.

Maoame (su Dem entlaiIenen
SientmdOhen): rSeiOer muB ib in
SIR 3eu9niB ifreiben Siebltabl, Nai9=
baitigteit, 0reObeit.-" = Sien r.
mGO6en: ~S6reiben Sic and rod
,llngeborIam' oasu-iG ipllte ndmli9
Sbrem Mann einmal einen Sup seban,
uno oas babe ib niGt ~getban!"
Cine klrtnr al,nrrrard1nne.
2auas 3eit mar in pdrhen idlon
,perlobt. mieoerbplt Der &eg gum Gtall=
besamte beid!oiien aciuelen, bod INNER
beribpben morDeu, oa ertldrte Der junge
Mann zines Sa5es: .Mie2 @arum
benn nibt2" iraste lie betiirst. rSa. i6
babe mfrs anoers iiberle9t. "-.Nun
gut; 10 mill i6 Sir iaser, mas mir
tbun mollen," fubr Settp tort. vGr=
fabren bic 2eute. Dab gu mid auf=
geseben bait. 10 betomm' i6 mein 2eben
lang teinen Wann. anpers, penr lie
slauben, oaB id Die gerlobung auf9e=
boben babe. @ir ipollen uns alIp
uenigliens aufbieten lalIen. @enn Der
Stanoesbeamte Sid oann fragt, oh
gu mid CUR Satin bahtn millit, mubt
gu nit So anttpOrten itsllt er oalln
al mid Die betreiIenoe dbnliGe 5rase,
10 antnorte ib nit ,Nein =" Geiagt,
getban. Ser Srauungstae fam beran
Der Stanoesbeamte rittete Die iibli6e
Srage an Den Srdu,igam. Die oieier
nit .Sa" beantmOrtete; Cam erlplgte
bieielbe Srage an Die Sraut, uuo oiele
antiportete mit-Sa !-WiittenD rief
Der junae Mann: v@as?- gu mOl!=
teli bod nit .Nein' antluorten q
.Sa ireilid," ermiOerte Die junse 5rau
gelaiien. .i6 bab' mfrs aber anoers
ii~berleat!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Gidferheit.

Sn elmer Staot mar Der Sail pprge=
fommen, Dab elm Sdeintooter ialt leben=
big besraben muroe. Natiirlib 1T Die
@ifaire all9emeiner @siprddsiofi.
3wei Sreunoe. Die ii6 t~reiien. reoen
aud oariiber. rSiir6ten Sic nidt,
fa9te Der Cine. .einmal lcbenois beara=
ben 81 peroen2 llniere meoisiniI6e
@iiienidaft tappt bier bod eisentlid)
nod i'm Sinliern !"-rCffen g%eitanOen,
nein SD babe einen @rst. auf ben id
mid perlaiIen fann. @enn beiien Ya-
tienten 5terben, TO iino lie tpirfli1 toDt!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Dua ~ urfehlt.

Photograph: ~Nber id bite
Sic, better Serr. bemiiben sic iid
bod. ettuas better uno freunolid aussu=
feben. ~-8unbe: .Nein, oas BARI i'd
ni6t. Sas Bib ioll meme Grau befom.
men, Die jeBt %ausudrts gu Seiud 1T.
@enn i'd Oarauf better uno freunolid
ausidbe. ristire i'd, oaB lie i6on mor=
gen na6 5auie fommt!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
miBprrfunSrn.

Snnger Nrat (su elmer alten
Snngier): .Sie laiien iid wieoer elm
mai ieben. GrGulein. i'd slaubte fdon,
Sic ieien mir untreu aemoroen."-
Nlte Sungfer Unit idma6tenoem
Qu9enauiidlas): vNber, Serr Softor,
ME tOnnen Sic 10 etuas BON mir oer=
fen I"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Aud rtu

G%eitenber lam Y%abnbofe): Or
lauben Sic, mo- 1T oenr Der Sur6gang
auf ben nIeis?"-Yortie r@e-
raOe bier. oas Sitter iiebt ia ofIen."-
&ettenoer: vSa liebt aber bod
groB .%perbotener SurDaane?
tier: rSa, oas gilt nur, tpenr oas
Glitter aeiGloIIen it,"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Or .ueiE.

$50 tommen nllr all' bic @etpitte1
her," iaat Der 9ater topiIdittelno.
sd peiB. id meiB," jubelt Der feline
Srig. rNa. Sunse, nober benn?"-
rNus @roBmutters Gnoden. Sic iagt
INNER. tpenn bas @emitter frmmt:
oas bat mir ibon adt Sage in ben
Gno6en gelegen!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
1cls 3 Gonarettcs, SbtualS

@rpBe et,ctr.c Se,l Eel' gclcr'tt's,
y eltshb, anm9el tnSeSn9 aul0 er'b
nur Observation-Disclosures. 2.2
gIegante Gusml I'LL on 6 pGa,eties pom
S1.75 biz $25.
@rn6e itme'e 8ubsr : Sbawls bon
$l.5U bis *l2.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
am ulriI1ru Stfl.

@dbreno Der @eri6tsperbanolung
tritt Der @eri6tsDiener Elm uno f"liiliert
Dem Gidter etnas su. Nidter:
.3euge StrauB, es ioll Semen cine
Samiliennahriht m~itsetbeilt werOen.-
Sic iino gu 3willingen uerurtbeilt."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Rih1tiur Br,rtd1u1tnn.

a.: vSerseiben Sic, Sic iino mir
atuar porbin porgeltellt poroen, aber
ME mar bod Sbr Name?"-Y.
.&ei6beim. = a.: vSino Sic piel=
leiht elm 9ermanoter bon Dem Millio=
ndr &ei4beim9"-S.: .Samobl, i'd
bin nit linn permanot, aber unaeidbr
Ii Millionen e%ntiernt!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
murnunu FUR rrd1teu srit.

3wei Stuoenten fiibrer an 9orleb-
ten zines Monates smei Tamen in Elm
&eitaurant. &aum bat lid Die Sbiir
binter ibnen seidloiien. 10 raunt Der
eine STUDENT Dem anoeren beimlib au
ySu. um 6ottes millen, beitelle bier
teine Iuitern. bier sibt's ndmlid
fnelhe"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Sa6ett ttnS GapcS.

Sd,mere &er'ep Saden fir Dorm
nndh benz ~neueiten Sdnitt, meiih
81 ..$4.98
G fmere SfnaIlen : Saden aefIttert
b,a,a AL So uur.................. $50
Cine &eri q SADIE, NIT 2 attn ausaes
Fl tier, II ,ancp etnoefoft. Gin iGhr
itDi es @snauo, pertb SIP au....-S.S5
@,pi e @oristGt in Rino'r<, Woohen<
II ; Tamen= ;teden, fetne Weitbe 81
$40, u, Is bis $22.
geiebt oisielben.
sh,ere 8oncle gapes, p%oGfdnoig
ousssfithrt ri, 8asait............ 400
Sdon TIuit Gapes nit BEL, btiest,
Derlb SO O.J0
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Ed1pn p%erCrltrn.

Saufirerin: rSier, perebrte,
Serr, bab' id einen iebr biibi6en,
banoliden Sriei6fIner. Saben Sic tei=
men Seoarf baflr?"-Serr: Be
oaure. i'd babe thon einen sans suwrs
laiiisen SriefOffner su 9auie. Oenn i'd
bin D%erbeiratbet
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
9tuntns' Rrttunn!

Wrei nah Seiue.)
8etteno sieht oirh mein @ebtru
Gubiih ein @eoaufe:
Warnm ftebit ou. @6the. bort
Giniam in benz Shraute?
5ieh bitails in leueS SauS,
$50 fie Bidder toofen.
Sna, menit ou ben Sf,i1er fehf,
Sei'ff mn, and uerioffenI
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
aim Iunnr Der ,,5auftu." ,

Stalienreiienoer (ielne &e6=
rlng leienD): Sic baben mir oa |
Sire fir Sbreirpapier auf Die 3ed-
nuna aeieBt, Serr @irtb; i6 babe aber
bpb gar teins gebrauGt !"-@irtb:
.&ber i6-fiir Sbre &ebnung!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Dururt uurh.

Game: .@lauben Sic nidt, bab
auf Dem Suite gu piel Ylumen fino?"-
0ertduferin: rSm Gisaentbeil ;
Sic erideinen oaour4 UNI flint Sabre
finger Come: So? Eann bite.
MAIDEN Sic nod elm gaar oaraus."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
ttntcrscu9, 8IanfctS.

Shmeres nit vi e6 9'fitt'r es Inter.
aena fur SGmen uno Setrtn, rrsus
lat III 40
1914 g'oue oner pei6e idrere Got.
ton Slolfets 80
grtra aroRe ia araue ober tan Got.
toa Slanfsts gu 40
Ia braure orer aroue ert'a 'du re
Cotton Nlar fets, ruert1 So 20 au. SIS,
gan, ppnene ia noe sc Blanfsts
QroBes Yarca din ............ 3.5'
Griro inc Roth Star oar, tpoIere
8la-tets, pei6. ar'u pter braun
su s., 8, Z 81, $50 uno Sic. lei
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
6Etutuuu0.

'profeffor: .Gas etuise 9lein
bon Sir empOrt mid. Sas Mort miro
meili p0llis iiberfliiiis aebraudt. Sic
&0mer gum 8eiipiel tamen obne bies
CANA gut aug. A-Grau: Limb bic
R6merinnen2"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11

2dhiaer SAT- (sur 6ausfrau) (:
vGann Der Gleine motl 'dDn ipreten.
gnaoige Srau?"-Sausfrau: .8e=
nib! Garlden, lag mai '60n :
,MDleu. Serr Suber ="
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Rrrfreut.

Profeffor (oer lid nit einem bel
len Nnsu9 auf cine iriibaeitridcne,
CRIME Sant 9eieBt bat): .S1aoe,
tpenn id oas 9emuBt bdtte. tdtte id
lieber meinen 9riinen Nnsus anse'
aDuen."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
airir nc &c, mimi

mann: .gSie gu wlilit wleDer al
bic See?"-Srau: YSa, babe i'd Sir
niAt gciugt, Usnu Su mid INNER 10
draerii 9lnge lb ms Naiier?"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11

tR @er elm sutes Eaar Sdube
Ober bauerbaite &ubbers biais faufen
mid. perfeble ni6t, porauipre9en bel
s. SO. @olter. Al
~ 3ommt unb beii@tist bic
ielbitipielenbe Orssl. Gin Climb fann
BITE i4mierisite Wuiif ipislen. S. Sup.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
3Ilnter ErruuSett,

Sra. Bore 'mal, oas Mdbsl. nit BEN
gu jeBt bertebrf. 1T aber cine nette
Pflanae, nit Der tuiirbe i'd tuieoer ab.
breden. -. SD m64te es aud. aber tie
bat lid f4on 3u fefi bet mir einseuur'
aJt.S 1lI
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Grfnhr,.un ruad,t kl,.n,

ar3t: .3eis' mir Seine 3unge.
Sommp!A-9 IN .: .Nein. uein.
oas thu i'd nimmer. @ehern bob id
lie benz Qebrer aejeiet. uno oobou tbui
MFR heut' nod Mlles tueb
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Mr!,an,,tr Gr,nurrotur.

Sunae 6rau Gn ibrem Malnl
,Nrtbur, mir 'belnt es. ais NOBLE
Seine 3unelgunq 81 mir e~rtaitcn tpei!
gu irmer 9leib 10 blgia wirii!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
GutCdtulStur1uu.

.@Is Der 9err Yfarrer Die tuarm.
empfunoenen @orte iprad, bdttef Tu
aber bod elm paar Dial idlu9sen uno
tueinen iOllen !"-.Md. Mamaden,
bdtt' i4 nur elm reines Saidentu4 NIT.
oehabt"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
l,,n S,r,. ~,Inrcuisc.

.Na, Mcicf. Sic mGdl:ii IA 10 zine
SammcreiIage ME Elm Noultbier. incl.
des bon einem S%uuermarife trlumt "
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Observation-Disclosures

Sreier: .Nun wullen mir boil ocr
MitgiFt ipreAen."-S CD miegerpa-
ter: .9ns bah ih lhnn nit Sbrer
GlQuhinern g%enrnnet."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Sanuars 0(nfrdnmun9spcrfaut
-0|b et-0-
Sobn MtGlrou, 81. Gtrmatnfrake.

Beuor mir infer idbri6es Snuentar om 1. Sanuar nebmen, molten mir
nit allen gS,nterpaaren uno &eten aun6umen; ab9eeben pom &olenpres
ODER Betb. &ommt umb beRbt Die Bargains, wel3e mir nfrren,
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11

atte Sunsfer fSeiud): $50.
nun glib mir mai einen SUB. mein
&ino Ser tleine Mar: rNi1t
tnabr, tuenn ih Sic fiiiie. braud' i'd
Sic bod nidt 9leid 3u beiratben2"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Der acknowledgements ren II sannor 1000.
9orthril.

d.: $50. Gu teNciaei ole S9ne-
nY"-Yuntpiiclhelb: .Sa. bic
brauhen teinen SnnsiNliiNel!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Yer Seuiel bole Gie!" briiIlte i'd

uHo HUfSte aeoll.
Vie babe Staht binburd t6nte bon
be, Sriihmann 'iden Yeranoa Wer=
lpbunssaldiertlinaen. Sd aber lab pcll
@utb unO 3orn in meinem 3immer
uuo le9ts talte umidldae aui Die feline,
nieolide Seule. Gle lid gu elmer srdB.
liden Hielcnbeule ausaemuhien bate.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Arta nrr 4dIulIfuhr.

Sn elmer Sdulilaiie bat Der 2ebrer
bonn Slid gsiprohen. .Nun. Sunaens.
babt SIR %oerltanOen? 99as 1T Slid?
Gib mir eiu yeiipiel. Garl ."-Garl:
Slid? Ga, mcnn @iner %Ueaselauien
i'll pine Grlaubnib unb er tommt nod
Saus uno-uno Dentt. er tliegt Srii=
gel. unb oann-oann 1T Seiud DID,
uno-unD er trie9t teine!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11
Gin 2ebrer battle cinmal nen Gpru6

Gin 2ebrer bate einmal ZEN Spru6
si lernen %auIgeaeben .@o unier Sers
III. oa 1T audi unier GdaB." ~gGas
III inter lclh' einem S6aDe 81 Oer=
feben?" fragt Der 9ebrer. Sic SinOer
ihmeigen; lie miiIen es nidt; nur
siuei tleine MdoAen i"liiltern nit ein=
amber unb laden perlipblen. Run.
Murie. gu mciBt es!" menoet lid Der
2ebrer an cine oerlelGen. .Sa9 ea
lout." Marie i6iueist. sd parf
nibt, Serr Sebrer. "-vSu mirlt ant=
tpprten. luenn Oh geirNgt mirlt."-
uGer-cer S6ag, bns 1T Der SplDat,
Der ollie NbcnO 81 u~nlerer Mine fDmmt.
SD iOll's aber niGt iagen."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-01-11

der, rett tlrS SrftbaIs; 2OO Wtart
bat er ioeben perOient, aber i6 fonnte
8 Genid bre6en. Sod mas fragte oie=
Ter Gonner oarna4, nenn er nur @elo
beroient."
Sd oente, Srif6mann ioll mir bei-
fiimmen. ater er reibt lid peranilgt Die
Sdnoe unO iagt: Gin imarter Sunge.
er ioll meme Sodter trieaen. yes"
.Serr Srii6mann." iabre id auf
~oieier 2unp2"
nYes, tieier inlarte GeiGdftsmann.
gllp!"
gllp fam auf ieinen &ui, uno nit
ibr Sammer. Sas mar ielblt Dem
Nlten 3u mart, uno er fragte eritaunt:
.Sie?"
.Sa, liebe, Serr sdmieaerpater, f"
fprab 9ammer ldhelnb, bite, ~lvoller
Sic ben oieien 8erIiderungsantrdgen
giniidt nebmen uno mir unb Gin
Sbren Ge9en 9eben."
,All right, ben iollt Sbr baben."
fa9te 6riiAmann seribrt.
Sic oenfen, 9ammer umarmte bic
fd6re gllp uno fiBte iie ab? Semabre,
bas batte 3eit, als imarter @eiddfts=
mann mubte er lid 3unddit nit mir
bef1dftisen.
r0erebrter 9err." iprad CT. ~ber-
aeiben Sic, aber es sina nidt anoers.
id muBte Sic iiber ben 9aufen fabren.
Sic perseiben mir. uidt mabr9 Sitte.
bite. uno gum 3eiden, bob sic mir
nidt 3iirnen. beriidern Sic Sbrs
@erttpapiere 9esen EiebiiabL ni&t
ipabr?"
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-14
Unworthy of tho Lea.. Mercy.

We live in hopes Of witnessing the
day when not an omnibus or road car
will remain to afflict the eyesight, OBJ
struct the progress, destroy the nerves
or try the temper Of the long-suffering
Londoner. There is not the smallest
occasion for tender-heartedness in the
matter. There never was a threatened
institution less deserving of sympathy
than the London bus 1t Is not even
as if it were good of its kind From
its nature the bus must necessarily be
slow, clumsy, space-fillings tiresome. 1t
need not. however. be the abominably
lighted and atrociously ventilated Cor
unventilated) vehicle which in point OF
fact it is. In short. the bus as we
know it is impossible and incorrigible.
Westminster Gazette.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-14
Old Law. Hold In England.

Mr.. Kenneth Morell Mackenzie, son
Of the late noted throat doctor. ran up
bill of nearly $3.50 for drinks at an
English public house, and. when the
landlord sued for payment. pleaded a
statute of George H., the so-called
"Tippling act Of 1751." in his defense.
by which an innkeeper cannot recover
for debts for liquor amounting to
more than IS. The statute is still on
the books. and Mr.. Justice Grantham
was obliged to admit that it is good
law now; he managed to deliver
Portian judgment, however, by dis
tinguishing between spirituous liquor
and mineral water. Mr.. Morell Mac
kenzie had not taken his spirits neat,
SO that the landlord recovered $50 on
his bill for the soda water supplied
With the whisky.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-14
PRODUCTS OF REFLECTION.

The man who patronizes saloons
often finds himself in a tight place.
One-haf the world may not know
how the other half ives-but it has
suspicious.
Twenty-four grains make one penny
weight-but one dram makes fifteen
pennies go.
Don't imagine a man belongs to the
vegetable kingdom because he is q
venerable sage.
Any woman can mother q dog or
she can mother baby, but no woman
can mother both.
1t would never do to abolish mar
riages, because without them there
wouldn't be any divorces.
If it were question of going with
out jewels or clothes some women
would get awIully sunburned.
II there is anything in the habit.
why don't girls look under the ham
mock like they do under the bed?
Don't wait for great opportunities.
A long, continuous walk will get you
over more ground than a short run.
II at the age of 40 a man meets a
woman he thought he loved at 20 he
is apt to believe that luck was with
him after all.
A woman never can tell whether she
hates most to be sunburned around her
neck in summer or chapped around her
stockings in winter
An old bachelor says the only differ
ence between a wedding and a hanging
is that with the former a mans
troubles begin and with the latter they
end.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-14
This AND THAT.

Berlin has a permanent automobile
exhibition
Chicago's free baths were used 1856
times in one week.
The YansTse plain supports pop
ulation OF 176,oOO, 900.
Soft crabs are exceptionally scarce
this year ON the Atlantic coast.
California's trade with the Philip
pines amounts to 100000 q month.
According to q German scientist the
earth weighs 11,s13. .o00. .o00. 900 ,o0O
pounds.
The latest quotation for chicken IN
Manila is $1.26. and for beet beck $l-eo
4 pound.
There are not ten men In every thou
sand 10 built that they can go without
suspenders.
Missionaries in China have Cancelled
orders for 100000 books since the
trouble began.
Tests of Japanese coal dsmonstrate
that it compares favorably with
American coal.
New Zealand shares with Iceland the
distinction of freedom from all forms
Of cattle disease.
No naturalist has ever found the
time in which to discover how the frog
makes its living.
In many of the Chicago sky-scrapers
there is but one fire escape to ono
hundred employees.
frn EQNh
trouser leg is big enough to make
sacks for 400 pounds Of bran.
The polar bears OF Kodiak Island
weigh from $500 to 5000 pounds, and
none of them has ever been caught
alive.
The state of Colorado and the cattle
barons, working together, are Offer
ing $3.50 for every coyote scalp pre-
ssnted.
1t has been estimated that from
10000 to 100000 deer feed in the for
ssts OF Scotland, and that 1000 stays
are killed annually.
A lamp wick with an incombustible
tip has been patented in England. the
main portion of the wick being stmi-
lar to those now in use.
The parasite which causes elephan-
tiasis has been discovered in mos
Quitoes. The disease is prevalent
among natives of tropical countries.
II the naked truth ever appears in
the yellow papers, It's because it's
naked and not because it's the truth.
Detroit Journal.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-14
MRS. MARY GREGOvICH

of Philipsburg, Montana, tells How She
Was Cured of Dandrutf.
Mrs. Mary Gregovich, of Philipsburg,
Montana, under date of Nov. 26, 1899, writes:
81 had typhoid fever this summer, conse-
quently WAS losing my hair terrible, and my
head in places was perfectly bald, New
bros Herpicide had just come into use in
Philipsburg, and the doctor strongly recon-
mended it to me. After three or four ars
plicatlons my hair stopped falling out, and
is coming in again quite thick. used to be
troubled greatly with dandruff, of which l
am now quite cured" Kill the dandrutf
germ with Herpicide.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-14
EXPANSION!

Yes, this is our aim. We want
to expand all over western Colo
RADIO and eastern Utah. But
"charity at home bsgins." We
wish to state to our customers and
friends that we have some time
ago invented = new process for
enameling White Shirts, Collars,
Cuffs and also one for Flannells,
You will always find our Shirts,
Collars and Cuffs a snowy white,
stiff, but pliable, and you cannot
break them. You may wind them
around your finger, and after you
release them they at once resume
their proper shape. Have your
work done properly. We know
how. Our wagon will call for it
and deliver promptly.
EXCELSIOR
STEAM LAUNDRY,
FRANK BUEHRING,
ppOpriotOP 9TH q NJ AIN SlS.
The daily sentinel., 1900-11-14
Notice to Beet Growers.

All beets must be delivered to the
factory or on cars by Saturday noon
next, November 18th. No beets will be
received or paid for il delivered after
that date.
Colorado Sugar Man'f'g Co.,
Chas N. Cox, Manager.