The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1900-08-10
Editorial and Otherwise

Wind and good luck do not last.
Hobos are curse to this country.
Always to the point-the compass.
Don't take pawn thatmust be fed.
1t is good fishing in troubled waters.
A frugal, rich father and spendthrift
son.
No word is i'll spoken II it is not i'll un-
derstood. .l
II the pill were not bitter it would
not be gilt.
A tongue may inaict deeper wound
than a sword.
China is to be added to the white
mans burden.
Be the last to cross the river Of doubt
full Investments.
Good flannels and good soldiers never
shrink from duty.
Jealousy is bad enough in love, but 1t
is worse in business.
Men who preach by the yard usually
practice by the inch.
1t is human nature FOR some men to
be mean and sneakish.
The doctor and the legislator both
amend the constitution.
A lean woman and fat one nearly
always envy each other.
Just about now the principal OF u
school becomes promoter.
A fellow can't even learn to play the
drum unless he sticks Mt 1t.
The man who has the most to say al
ways uses the fewest words.
The gravestone never says mean
things about the man that's down.
The dealer in feathers should have no
trouble In getting down to business.
OF all the late successful books, the
well-tilled pocketbook heads the list.
Many a young man finds it easier to
get married than to get the furniture.
| A telegram may be paid for in ad
vance, but nevertheless it goes on tick
There are so many commencement
going on, no one knows when they will
end.
| When man is sworn into office, his
predecessor usually swears his way
out.
The man who never forgets that he is
a gentleman also remembers there are
Others.
No matter how hard times are, en-
ployes of the mint manage to make
money.
The reason most people give advice sc
freely is because they are anxious to gel
rid of 1t.
Most men are above bribe-unless
the figure is high enough to attract thei'
attention.
The advertising columns Of the news
! paper can never aid anyone to recover I
lost opportunity.
Some womcn's idea Of good neighbOl
il one always ready to lend and never
willing to borrow.
Money cannot buy good breeding
though it ..s.., purchase polite federation
OF the lack of II.
1t il not at all strange that girls ar
inclined to throw themselves at maj
who is good catch.
Put not your trust in the promises 0
candidates, unless they are in writing
duly signed and sealed.
Do not trust your money to those VIII
keep their eyes on the floor and max
mn outward sign Of piety.
Procrastination is the thief OF time
and so, for that matter, is the man VIII
robs q watchmaker's shop.
1t is not All uncommon sight to see
Chinese soldier with fan and an um
brella strapped across his back.
!. The eccentric man who wouldn't harn
the smallest insect, occasionally strike
his wife dumb with astonishment
: Unfortunately, the milk OF huma
kindness has o way Of souring bcfOr
the cream can he gathered from 1t.
"What will he the next style in fame
J. shirtss" II don't know; but the nez
underwear will be the man who puts
on.
The bo., who walks the streets wit
= the seat OF ~, pants perforated vii
: never amount to much ~ busines
man.
The difference between me.ld1ing IN
investigating il that you always lave
: tigate, while It Is the other follow VIII
NEEDLES.
1. How quickly the millennium wonl
Y come II We would only do the wonderfI
things to-day that We ere going to do :
!, morrow.
!; The mar with : stye on his eye hi
\ trouble e6oogh Of his own, witho,
/. hunting around for the Inote in h
: brother's eye.
Nineteen new missionaries Of u
Presbyteria Church will soon start 4
China from Now York, undaunted
the present dangers.
south Carolina is famous for ita II
< dian centenaries, most Of whom are ab
u ~ oats hlfah fha dafa Of their birth