Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-08
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1ill---Oh, yes; he's in the yeas; Lasi
Ecss. -1Ou6ers Statesman.
Bobbs-'Nobbs says he runs his b:s;.
ness just like clockwork.
Dabb--'A Is. | understand he runs on
is H. Baltimore American.
First Thanksgiving Turkey-'How
shall you be- dressed for Thuisday.'
Second Thanksgiving Turkey-"Oh.
Getaway, suppose. Harper Bazar
Myra-"That Miss Beale puts on a
g9ad style when she goes 10 the opera
M:nnie-"Nen, good gracious The
Illustrated Bits.
Little Willie" Papa, who is the best
nan AZ wedding:' Mr.. Hennypeck-
The hest man is the chap who sees the
',iIer fellow get the worst of il. my son. -
I Smart Set.
Mayie-"Tm afraid lean is going to
! biUw his brains out
Ciarisse--"Why so:'
Marie-"Ife has bought coYuct.'' -
! ChrUniQue Amusant.
Casey-"I wonder whoi they cal The;
drink 'absint 2
/ O'Rourke--"Takc three or four. an
ven he gene TO the wurIld. Tets Who'll
Ohio State Journal
is that a thrilling. sensational novel.
/ Dolly?
oh, Polly. I was reading ii in the
street car and got my pocket picked =
! Indianapolis Journal.
May-'Do you think one should marry
for love or for money!"
Chapcron-"My dear love is an excuse
I for marriage. but money is Il juStitica-
ton. Modern Society.
! Limp Larkins-'I can't find no work
/ at me trade. lady. I'm an engraver"
liousewife-"We Just so out 10 the
Sawbuck yonder and do 4 few wood
cuts. & Chicago News.
The Snake Charmer--"The fat lady
seems to be well preserved
The Circassian Beauty-"YeS; she alp.
pears to have been put up pound for
pound. ''-Philadelphia Bulletin.
| Flora-"How could you ever fall in
love with such homeiy man? His fis,
ure is something awful"
Dora-"1es: but he has perfectly
! lovely one at the bank Tit Bits.
He-Mrs. Talkley is very strict abou,
scandal. Anything scandalous she hears
goes in at one ear and -"
! She-"And out of her mouth! Pick
Me-Up.
Il think the enemy has got our range.
| How in the world are we TO cook our
| dinnerT replied the captain, absent
mindedly.-IOnkers Statesman.
Jaggs-"Waggs told me the other day
that | was full of dry wit"
| Naggs-"Waggs was evidently kidding
/ you. / never saw you full OF anything
that wasn't wet. Chicago News
Jackson-"No. | never take the news
paper home. I've got family of grown
up daughters, YOU know" Friend-"P0-
pers TOO full Of crime Jackson-"No:
too full of bargain sales" -Tit-Bits
Driver turning around to newly
welded couplcD-"May l ask you to stop
kissing for a while? My horses think
am constantly chirruping to them and
will run away if it is kept up"'-Meggen-
| dorfer Rlactter.
Mrs. Goodsoul-"I think it's perfect
shame that the early settlers killed off
the Indians the way they did" Miss
De Pretty-"lndeed it is: just think
| what lovely furs they used to sell for a
few glass beads. New York Weekly
Grocer-.W Well, little girl. what can
DO for your
Jennie" Please, sir, mamma says viii
You change sovereign for her an shell
give YOU the sovereign tomorrow FL .on,
don TitBits.
Encouraging Mr.. Prancer-"Tm scr
ry I'm such an awkward dancer Miss
Perkins" Miss Perkins-"Oh, you're
doing fairly well, Mr.. Prancer. I've
seen you jerk around lots worse than this
with other girls. "-Indianapolis journal.
THAT girl evidently thinks l haven't
any conversation at command"
"Oh, don't be SO suspicious
We'll, every time l go there she gets
out the family albums and books Of en-
cravings. - indianapolis Journal.
Value of Music.-Mrs. Maternal-"I
am sorry you are going back TO Germany
Had | not better get another music
teacher for my laughter" Prot
Won Note-'ld ees nod necessary. She
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