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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
AT THE THEATERs.
METROPOLITAN.

Inc larry Farm" now running at the
metropolitan, is one of the best examples
or rural drama ever seen in this city,
ranking with such pastoral classics as
The Old Homestead and f'Shore Acres .
II tells story of old-faShioned folks in
a simple, old-fashioned way. A delightful
vein of comedy and humor runs through
the atory, bringing out in holder relief the
touch of melodrams5 in the tragic fate of
the fugitive slave and his bet,ayer.
The Dairy Farm" wiz continue as the
Metropolitan's attraction all this week,
with popular price matinee this after
noon. The Saturday matinee will also
be played at popular prices
Stuart Robson in his latest success, sol
1ver Goldsmith a comedy in three acts,
from the pen Of Augustus Thomas, comes
to the Metropolitan theater next Sunday
night for a half weeks engagement Mr.
Robson has been welcome yearly visitor
for many seasons now, and each year
flnds him surrounded by a fine company
OF players, but in the production OF "OIi-
yer Goldsmith" he would appear to have
been more fortunate in securing an ade-
quate support than ever before This in
view of the long list of notable names
appearing in the OLIVER Goldsmith" cast.
They are John e. Henshaw, Stephen
Grattan, Henry A. Weaver S., Beaumont
T. Hallam, James Grant, Joseph P. Win
ter Jeffreys Lewis, Ellen Mortimer May
Ten Brock and Maude White. The sale
or seats for Mr.. RCbsons engagement
opens tomorrow morning.
GRAND.
Hoyt's plays are the best of the fun
making kind, and "a Stranger in New
York the attraction holding forth at
the Grand this week, is one of the ablest
eHorts of this talented genius. Today at
z:50 the mfd-week matinee will occur.
Hoyt's "A Day and a Night" Is an ex-
cellent medium for the display of the YER
satile talents of the members of the COM.
pany which Is this season producing that
popular play. The plot tells an interest
ing story, and is worked with many lu-
dicrous situations and laughter producing
ciimaxes. Fun, bright music, pretty young
women and good singing are crowded into
the three acts. "a Day and a Night
Will be seen at the Grand the coming
Week. commencing next Saturday night
STAR THEATER.
Twins Majestic Burlesouers are pleas-
Ing the patrons of the new Star Theater.
East seventh street near Jackson this
week. Two shows are given daily, a mat
NEE and evening performance. The com
pany Is large, and besides the two slkits
on the bin there are several clever acts
In the olio 1t is a good place to seek an
afternoon or evenings enjoyment
Among the companies this season to &C.
cupy high place in public favor is the
broadway Burlesque company which is
billed to appear at the Star next week.
Inc excellent bill they promise demands
attention on the part of all lovers of bur
Iesque and vaudeville. The oHening- num-
per on the programme represents the
Broadways in the gi1ded cage. The spe-
clalt1es and novelties which are introduce
ed IN that part of the bill called the olio
are nigh class, and will have the decided
advantage of never having been seen be-
fore.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
WEDNESDAY. SEPT. %, 1900.

THE DoG-IN-THE-8IANGE POLICY.
The disposition to play dog-in-the-man-
ger, which has worked for so many years
to the enduring injury of this community.
Is now showing itself in the considera-
ton of the depot levee question. From
the tone of some of the arguments which
are advanced against doing what the
welfare of the city imperatively demands
shall be done-to aid the depot COM
pany in charging our terminal facilities
1t would seem that we are to have a re-
vival Of river transportation, and that tho
wheels of commercial progress are about
to turn back to the days when the levee
did cut something of figure in the
business life of the community.
If there is one fact more than anotbar
clearly established it is that Mississippi
transportation is in no sense any longer
factor in the great problem of distribu-
ton. The currents of trade are away
from its direction. 1t has been econom-
ically outlawed for nearly thirty years.
A4i0 eNOehI VI water transportation to
and from this city today has steadily de-
clined to its present nominal proportions.
and as an element of competition II ia
while greater today than it ever will be
in the future. utterly without signin-
canoe
What are the riparian rights which
certain gentlemen have become Interested
in bringing out? How are these rights
to be affected by the proposed action?
wherein is the comparison possible be-
tween the situation of st. Paul and that
of St Louis with reference to river trans
portatien2 None Of the present opponents
of a rational adjustment Of this problem
of insufficient local depot facilities has
deigned to enlighten the community on
this general subject. But with sugges-
tive mods and intimations they tell us
we will learn something on that score
some time in the future.
The truth is, and every student of the
commercial development of this city
knows it, that we have been hampered
and handicapped at every turn by the
tnadequacy of our terminal facilities
The union depot is really nothing more
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

NEW YORK-Arrived: Kaiser Wilhelm
5 ger Crosse, Bremen; Eriesland, from
Antwerp;. Spaarndam, Rotterdam;
GeVlc, Liverpool Sailed: Cympric.
Liverpool; Deutchland, Hamburg, via.
Plymouth and Cherbourg.
SYDNEY. N. S. W.-Arrived: Mariposa.
San Francisco, via Honolulu, Apia and
LIZARD-Passed: Amsterdam. New
York for Boulogne and Rotterdam.
EENSTOWN-Arrived: Ultonia, Bos-
ton for Liverpool (and proceeded.
ON9oN-Arrived: Montividean. Mon
treaf; Numidian, Montreal
SOUTHAMPTON : Arrived: Kaserin
Maria Therisia, New York. via Cher
bourg for Bremen
PLYMCU TH-Sailed: Pretoria, (from
HambHrg). New York Arrived: Pa
( tT1cia. New York for Cherbourg and
Hamburg land proeeededl.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
INJURED BY MOSQUITO BITES,

Pana (Ili9 Special New York World
Swollen and SCARED, with his faat,,ree
distorted beyond recognition, Andrew
schiake, farmer living south of thts
city was found this morning along the
okaw river. He seemed demented. NV
RAGS OF MOSQUITOES lowered about him
and covered his face and hands
Schlake was at once taken home III
was suffering from hundreds of MOSQUITO
bites uieo
The insects had bitten through his
cloth1ng and his face and body were a
mass OF great welts of bitten flesh.
When he had recovered sufficiently to
speak eoherently he explained that he
had been hunting bee trees along tLe
Okaw. Darkness came on. He lost bis
way and wandered through the bottoms
fighting the mosquitoes until he was
nearly. insane
Schfake's case Is serious.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
A MUNICIPAL MAN OF STRAW.


SO far as the American public has en-
gagged itself In the consideration of the
great problem Of municipal ownership
Of public facilities, it must be said that
ed definite conclusions. The subject is as
yet a debatable one, and from present
indications will so remain for a long
time. Indeed, it might be said without
surest prospect of the general adoption
of the principle of municipal ownership
lies through the prevailing practice
among younger communities of establish
ing and operating at least such Of their
agencies of public accommodation as
water, heating, lighting, and, in many in
stances, local transportation
The advocates of private ownership
have all the advantage thus far in the
controversy, since there are so many
powerful interests massed against the
extension of the principle. Those inter
ests can readily enlist the best minds Of
the country for the presentation Of their
side of the case; while the public view
must depend for its prevalence upon
those in public Office or private life who
are willing to take the chances of the
enmity of those interests by advocating
the opposite view.
One Of the ab3est champions of the
private ownership interest mat has yet
appeared is the monthly publication
known as Public Policy, published in
Chicago. In the guise of a purely disin-
terested consideration of the great prin-
ciple in civics which is involved, it gets
in some fine ticks against the public own
ership idea, as well as some other ticks
that are not quite so fine One of those
that are not quite so fine is attempted in
Its present current number under the
caption, Another Municipal Ownership
Theory Demolished"
There is strong suspicion that the
theory which Public Policy sees de-
molished is little better than a man Of
straw. 1t has never been advanced as an
essential argument in favor Of municipal
ownership that, as is claimed by Public
Policy, it would result in a decided de-
crease Of the cost of management of the
public utilities concerned and in an in
crease of the wages paid But whether
such a contention does or does not lie
at the basis of the contentious of the
friends of municipal ownership, the eff
fort of our contemporary to establish
that the claim is unfounded is not marked
by any great success. Its quotation of
the report of the United States depart
ment of labor does not offer it any com
fort save such as it takes through a
clever misapplication Of the figures and
the conclusions of that department to It's
own purposes. In its report the depart
ment embodies a statement Of the cost
of SIC private plants and 245 municipal
plants, giving the average cost of sal
aries and wages of all plants. in each
group. Tie results are stated thus:
"In the above table 1t is seen that, so
far as salaries are concerned, the average
cost in municipal plants is smaller in
| every group presented. in some cases be-
ing less than half the average cost in
private plants. AS regards wage cost, it
| average cost in municipal plants exceeds
that in the private plants, while in eight
OF the groups this cost in private plants
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

and plentiful, but the breeding grounds
are too freely garnered The trouble with
Holsters is that men have not yet learned
now to nurture them artificially It is not
dlmcult to get a plentiful supply of lob
ster paoies. The difficulty comes in pre-
serving their lives until they grow fit for.
human food.
Charley Heyt has SO far recovered from
ms recent supposed loss of mind as to
begin work on another play His plays are
not only funny plays, but he has shown
much ingenuity in the inv--tion of farci-
cal, but euphonious names, for example:
Weiland Strong, sick man. In a new
piece just brought out in New York called
Hodge, Podge e. Co.," by a mes writer,
the following names appear: Sheeza
Dreem. Ainshe Grayte and Guessah Gem.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
THE ADVERTISERS RIGHTS

The advertiser clearly entitled as much
as buyer OF any tangible commodity the weighing counting ma
urng Of the same in his representatives presence
Advertisers being swnded every day the year b fraudulent
sensations advertising mediums through the circulation liar and no h
than right here They have easily within their mower
eceV protect themselves BY simply insisting having every
ar and reasonable privileges similar those by the Globe Obo
the representations advertising medium declining to concede such m
ileges should receive grave consideration"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
THE MAN FROM MISSOURI.

st. Louis Republic:
Hannibal claims to have produced the
man that first gave utterance to the i'm
mortal expression: I'm from Missouri;
you've got to show mer' Accordinp ~
tbs story, the expression was first 1sed
by an old man in a Chicago street car
He claimed that he was from Hannihal
but did not give his name. Some one on
the car had made an astounding state
ment, which staggered the old gentleman
lie quickly retorted: ct am from Mis-
souri, and you'll have to show me-" A
reporter for Chicago paper was aboard
Inc car, and the next day there appeared
a paragraph telling of the incident soou
u reached Missouri, and the phrase Is
now known in every state in the Union,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

smooth about it, for the cuss had
eye like a hawk and an ear like a ra
he noticed everything.
Do you know, that fellow took ST
and it wasn't the whisky either. 1 do,
think the man will last long In the bu
mess. He's too imaginative and too EN-
tional"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
GRAND STAND TEDDY,s RoUeH
AND READYS.

Oh, gallant young rough riders.
That cannot ride at all,
You are long on brag and buster
And supremely strong on gan.
But you couldn't rope a critter
In the roundup in the fall
You couldn't brand a maverick;
I'll bet you couldn't cinch
A big Montana" saddle
So 1t wouldn't slip an inch.
And you wouldn't dare to try to stop
A stampede at a. pinch.
You couldn't sit pitcher
Farther than his starting jump.
And at its stiff conclusion
You'd be elinging to the rump
OF the nag whose next sky journey
Meant your head beneath the pump.
Oh. gallant young rough riders.
That never rode the plains,
AS imitation busters
You exhibit lack of brains
That makes some people think you
Don't seek shelter when it rains.
-"Broncho BILL
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
TODAY IN ST. PAUL,

METROPoLITAN-"The Dairy Farm. ).
2:15 and S:15 o. m.
GRAN p Stranger in New York." 2:15
sTARaIrwin's Majestic Burlesquers, 2:1b
and S:15 p. M
Law school opens.
Democratic primaries
Edk ks Social clubs hop at Sherman hail.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
ohn r. conraa wants $500.

John f. Conrad would like $500 of
city's portion of the hard-eollected tax
Last August he hurt himself by fall
on the sidewalk ON Avon street, betwt
Fuller and Aurora. Notice has bs
filed with the corporation attorney q
suit will be commenced against the c
at the fail term Of the district court.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
GLOBE CIRCULATION INST VEEI

AdUerses reminded that the respective calculations of
eekday and Sunday Globe largely separate propositions that
the sunday being smaller in the rural parts the weesdqg edto
ana larger in ST. Paul and nearby cities and towns
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

Archbishop iceland, of this city, was
dignified with the title of commander of
the Legion, of Honor in France yester-
day. The ceremony took place at the
ministry of foreign affairs in Paris.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

the argument of the I'D" men, and help
them to whatever may be their DUE
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota-Rain Wednesday, with cold
sr in eastern and southern portions;
Thursday fair; fresh northerly winds
Wisconsin-Rain and colder Wednes-
day; Thursday fair; winds becoming fresh
no.thwesterly
Iowa-Showers and colder Wednesday;
Thursday fair; colder in eastern portion;
Winds becoming nor herly.
Nol tn Dakota-Fair Wednesday; not so
cold in extreme western portion; Thurs
day lair, with rising temperature; prob
ably heavy frost Wednesday ght; north
erly winds.
South Dakota-Fair Wednesday; colder
in eastern portion; Thursday fair, with
rising temperature; PROBABLY heavy frost
Wednesday night; northerly winds
Montana-Fair and warmer Wednes-
day and Thursday; north to east Winds
ST. PAUL.
Yesterdays observations, taken by the
United States Weather Bureau, St Paul,
T. f. Lyons observer. for the twenty
four hours ended at 7 O'Clock last night
barometer corrected for temperature
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

The Fourth street sign of Nc. Teddy
and Van, ordered from New York paint
ers by the Republican state central COM
mfttee, had to be taken down yesterday
for repairs 1t is not adapted to the
peculiarities of, Minnesota climate.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

The fact that there are twelve presi-
Dental tickets. in the. field shows most
emphatieally dat there is large diff
ference Of opinion prevailing among
American voters. 1t is not altogether a.
peaceful apd prosperous as the Republi-
can politicians claim.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
RIVER BULLETIN.

ElVer forecast till p. m. Wednesday:
Inc mississippi will remain stationary or
rise slightly in the vicinity of St. Pau.
*Rise. Fall.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

Our former fellow citizen, William Wal
dorf Astora nqF a British subject is re-
ported to have added the letter u to his
name and now spells 1t Astour, in ac-
cordance with an old English custom
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

The street corner orator is abroad in
the land. While he does no particular
good, nor any particular harm, he fire.
quently affords a good deal of, anuse-
ment, and he may as well be allowed ID
have his say, and not have the hose
turned on him
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

A Cineirhati soapnaker-Mr. Proctor
last week bought a 180-foot-front lot on
Fifth avenue, New York, at cost of
$4,000 a foot, the largest amount ever
paid in. that CITY for residence lot. He
will now proceed to build hont to cost
million or two. A few hundred thou
sand dollars don't make much difference
to a soap man.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

A St. Paul man owned valuable dog
1t was taken i'll. The owner was sud-
denly called away on business. He gave
his wife minute directions about taking
care Of the sick pet. 1t grew worse. n
dog doctor was called, who said the pup
was not properly cared for, when told
the treatment. He prescribed complete
change. When the owner returned he
found on his desk the unabridged die
tonary labeled, What 1 Don't Know
About Dogs" while by it was another
volume about the size of postage stamp
labeled, What / Know About Dogs
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

HOLSTERS, are said to be getting scarcer
every year. Once they were very eheap
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26
YESTERDAYS TEMPERATURES
OCEAN LINERS.

asiington time q p. m. St. PauD.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-09-26

''In the above table 1t is seen that, so
far as salaries are concerned the average
cost in municipal plants is smaller in
every group presented. in some cases be-
ing less than half the average cost in
private plants AS regards wage cost, it
average cost in municipal plants exceeds
that in the private plants, while in eight
OF the groups this cost in private plants
The Atlanta constitution., 1900-11-19
EXCHANGE LIST.

Mrs. l.. Moffett Hattiesburg, Miss has
silver leaf maple and holly well rooted; ;
one of each for five yards nice ginSham
or anything | can use.
Miss Minnie Boiling. Hollingsworth, Ga.
seed TO exchange for pansy seed, poppies,
violets or dasies; have an unlimited sup
ply of egg plant seed
Miss Lena May Gam will exchange
young lilac bush one year old for dwarf
calla or spotted calla lily bulbs.
Miss Bate I.ackey. Lackey. n. C., has
cinnamon vine bulbletS to exchange for
rooted cape jessamine. hyacinth bulbs and
SILK scraps, or anything useful: also I'm
Gle Toms Cabin for pilgrims Prog
reSS.'
Miss Matte Moffett, llattiesburg. Miss,
wishes to exchange mistletoe and sprays
of holly with berries for anything useiul
and postage.
Mrs L. A. Bass. S03 leland avenue;
Houston Tex offers Guide to Plain ana
ornamental Icing" in exchange Tor any
thing uSeful-doilies. handkerchleiS, eic.
or for book Flowers of Eiocutlon. by
Caroline Lee Hentz. or song, "fharisee
and SaduSee.
Jennie Smith Boyd's Tank, Ala., mas
'"rhr Bondman" aud ION Her Wedding
Morn To exchange for other novels.
Mrs. T.. X. Alston. Hagood 5. g, has a
pair of peafuwls to exchange l"r Tl%
mouth Rock or Minorca chickens, would
lik. to know II some Of the sisters nave
DaImation or coach pups, Maltese Kittens
To exchange. Write.
The Atlanta constitution., 1900-11-19

teen homes had been sccu. for girls.
two marriages had occurred. even chill
drcn had been adopted or homes found
for them. They report that out of the
ntty-four girls cared for. only four had
returned TO their sinful lives.
one of the most interesting reports read
was from the relief club of the Grand
Army of the Republic. These Indies re-
port the help they have given our sol
diers far and near: families they have
cared for. barrels Of articles sent to the
Galveston sufferers. flowers sent To the
cemetery I'm Atlanta ON Memorial Day
for the soldiers graves and IN" care
they have given to the national cemetery
NJ Marietta and other charities too nu-
mcrous To- mention.
We have written this article hoping to
answer the question What are woman
club doiug?'' Certainly amy impartial
person will b. willing 80 acknowledge that
our women are not idle. but are trying 10
10 an the good they can. feeling the
truth 50 beautifully expressed 10y Theo-
dore Cuylcr.
Marble aud granite are perishable monu-
mentS.
And their inscriptions may be seldom
read.
Carve your name on human hearts
They alone are immortal
The Atlanta constitution., 1900-11-19
KAISER TO HONOR BARONESS.
Widow Of Murdered Won Ketteler 1.
Invited to Germany.

New York November ia special a.
bic to The Journal and Advertiser from
Berlin says:
"Thc Kaiser has just given further evi-
dcuce of his regard for Baron Won Kettle
Ter. who was assaesinltcd I'm China. by in-
viting the latter'a American widow to
come 10 Germany IN order that ne may
prove 90 her his keen sense not only of
her husbands services. but also of the
courage ana eallantry which she herself
displayed throughout thc terrible siege If
the lcgatiuus.
'.it is expected that the kaiser besides
investing the widowed baroness with the
order of Louise. of which the empress is
grand mistress. VIII offer her a pension
right
1T is probable that the baroness Will
also Toe offered the title of lady In wait
ing To- the empress. and she IS certain TO
be overwhelmed by court. government.
society and tho people with tokens of
kindly sympathy ana regard"
The Atlanta constitution., 1900-11-19
DO YOU FEEL LIKE THIS +?
Pen Picture for Women.

"I am so nervous, there is not a
well inch in my whole body. l am so
weak at my stomach and have indi-
gestion horribly, and palpitation of
the heart, and | am losing flesh. This
headache and backache nearly kills
me. and yesterday | nearly had hyster-
les; there is a weight in the lower part
of my bowels bearing down all the
time, and pains in my groins and
thighs; | cannot sleep, walk, or sit.
and | believe | am diseased all over {;
no one ever suffered as / do"
This is a description of thousands of
cases which come TO Mrs. Pinkham's
attention daily. An infiarned and ul-
cerated condition of the neck of the
womb can produce all of these symp-
The Atlanta constitution., 1900-11-19
NO MONTE CARLO FOR HIM.
Senator Clark Denounces Eastern
Story as UNANIMOUSLY Base.

Butte Mont. November Eastern
friends Of Senator w. A. Clark have
called his attention To an extended arti-
Gle which has had wide circulation to the
effect that he is connected with the es-
of an American Monte Carlo
nj Chpsapeake Beach, Wash.
Senator Clark brands TINS story as IN
famouslv false and malicious" He has
wired his eastern attorneys to demand an
Immediate retraction, instructing them 10
start proceedings unless an apology is
promntlV made.
The Atlanta constitution., 1900-11-19
DON'T GET THIN
Get fat; get nice and plump;
bare iC Safptv in DlumDDeSS.

Get fat; get nice and plump;
there is safety in plumpness.
Summer has tried your food
works; winter is coming to
try your breath-mill. Fall is
the time to brace yourself.
But weather is tricky; look
out! Look out for colds espcc-
tally.
SCOTS emulsion of cod-liver
oil is the subtlest of helps. 1t
is food; it is one of the easiest
foods in the world; il is more
than food; it helps you digest
your food, and get more nutrl-
ment from it.
Don't get thin, there is safety
in plumpness. Man woman
and child.
Wen send yor a little to try. II you like
SCOTT & BOVINE, 4og Pearl street, New York