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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
BIsMARCK's IRON r

Was the result Of his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach. Liver.
Kidneys and Bowels are out Of order.
II you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power Of
train and body. Only Csc at Fischer &
Co,,s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02

A gentleman recently cured of dys-
pepsia gave the following appropriate
rendering of Burns famous blessing:
Some have meat and cannot eat, and
some have none that want it.; but we
have meat and we can eat-Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure be thanked" This prepa-
ration will digest what you eat. 1t in
stantly relieves and radically cures in
digestion and all stomach disorders.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
IN SAWED HIS LEG.

P. A. Danforth, of La Grange. Ca,
suffered intensely for six months with
q frightful running sore on his leg, but
writes that Bucklen's Arnica Salve
wholly cured it in ten days. For Ulcers,
Wounds, Burns. Boils, Pain or Piles it's
the best salve in the world. Cure guar
anteed. Only Csc. Sold by Fischer &
Co, druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
yis Hanging Out rlaes.

What did Scummins say when you
told him Of our scheme to make him
Alderman? asked the political leader.
Il took him clean Of his legs, said the
faithful henchman. He wanted time to
think about IL.
In : quandary, was hep
No, he was. in q 'ssloon.-Chicsgo
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02

The law holds both maker and circu-
The dealer who sells you a dangerous
counterfeit Of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve risks your life to make a little
larger profit. You cannot trust him. De-
Wits Is the only genuine cure for piles
and all skin diseases. See that your
dealer gives you DeWitt's Salve. Ire
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
EDITORS AWFUL PLIGHT.

F. M. Higgins. Editor Seneca (Ills,)
News, was afflicted for years with Piles
that no doctor or remedy helped until
he tried Bucklen's Arnica salve. He
writes two boxes wholly cured him. It's
the surest Pile cure on earth and the
best salve in the world. Cure guaran-
teed. Only 25c. Sold by Fischer 4 Co.,
druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
Lesson in Fractions.
"Why are you in half mourning?"
"MY husband is half dead"

1t has been demonstrated by expert
ence that consumption can be prevent
Cough Cure. This Is the favorite reme-
dy for coughs, colds, Group. asthma,
grippe and all throat and lung troubles.
Cures quickly. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
Revolutions

Il am thinking of sending some of my
new electric fans to China"
"Don't do it,"
"Why not?"
"Thare are too many revolutions there
already"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
PREVENTED A RAGEDY.

/ AS1z v 41AN 41D "A
Timely information given Mrs. Getrge
Long, Of New S~traitsville. Ohio. pre-
vented a dreadful tragedy and saved
two lives. A frightful cough had long
kept her awake every night. She had
tried many remedies and doctors. but
steadily grew worse until urged to try
DR.. Kings New Discovery. One bottle
wholly cured her. and she writes this
marvellous medicine also cured Mr..
Long OF a severe attack Of Pneumonia.
Such cures are positive proof Of the
matchless merit of this grand remedy
for curing all throat, chest and lung
troubles. Only Soc and $1.00. Every bot
tie guaranteed. Trial bottles free at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
THE BEST REMEDY FOR STOMACH
N AND BOWEL TROUBLES.

THE BEST REMEDY FOR STOMACH
AND BOWEL TROUBLES.
II have been in the drug business for
twenty years and have sold most all Of
the proprietary medicines of any note.
Among the entire list I have never
found anything to equal Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
for all stomach and bowel troubles"
says o. w. Wakefield, of Columbus, Ga.
"This remedy cured two severe cases of
cholera morbus in my family, and I
have recommended and sold hundreds
Of bottles Of 1t to my customers to their
entire satisfaction. It affords a quick
and sure cure in a pleasant FORM" For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
Making . Monkey Of Him.

" Hello! exclaimed Miles, as he was
about to board the crowded excursion
boat, the ark seems to be full!
Yes, rejoined the deckhand, all the
animals are on deck but the monkey.
Hurry up snd get aboard.-Chicago
News. y st4
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02

when you want a modern. up-to-date
physic try Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to take
and pleasant In effect. Price. Is cents.
Samples free at Ireland's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
Summer Stationary.

1da-But why do you not like the pic
ture of a hammock in the corner Of your
stationery?
May don't know, dear; but you see
1t seems to suggest a falling out.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
A Good Guess.

It is one Of those symbolical plays.
You've heard of dramatic symbolism?
Yes; but what the deuce Is 1t?
Why, as l understand 1t, a symboTical
play is a sort of problem play in which
you have to guess even at what the
problem is.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
More Practical.

May-Don't you think a girl looks
graceful holding a guitar?
Tom-Yes, but a man looking for a
wife would rather see a girl holding a
bread pan.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
Just the Same.

Summer Boarder-What is the maix-
mum temperature here?
Farmer Backwoods-I can't say exact
ly, but you can bet it's as maximum as it
Is anywhere!'-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
Internal Evidence.

81 wish knew what m wrote
this book"
'tHow do you know a woman wrote it
at all?"
cts style is so hideously masculine"
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
Highly Colored.

Lady-You have been drinking rum.
Sandy Pikes-Not a drop, mum.
Lady-But how did your nose get so
red?
Sandy Pikes-From drinking circus
lemonade, mum.-Chicag0 News. I
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
1T"

Caller-I want to see the head of the
family.
Husband-You can't. 1t put on its
bonnet awhile ago and went out
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA.
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. Is cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02

What does 1t mean, Tommy, the
Sunday-schOol teacher asked, where it
says. They rent their clothes?
suppose they couldn't afford to buy
them, replied Tommy.-Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
FARMING LANDS UNDER IRRIGATION SYSTEM.

In tracts 40 acresa and upward, with perpetual water rghts-cheap, a
terms of 40 annual payments with 7 per cent interest. Alfalfa, Grain and
kinds grow to perfection.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02

we recommend adequate national legis-
lation to reclaim arid lands of the
United States, reserving control Of the
distribution of water for irrigation to
the respective states and territories.
STATEHOOD FOR TERRITORIES.
We favor home rule for and the early
admission to statehood Of the territories
of New Mexico. Arizona and Oklahoma.
REDUCTION OF WAR TAKES.
The Dingley act. amended to provide
sufficient revenue for the war, has so
well performed Its work that it has
been possible to reduce the war debt in
the sum Of $780, 900, 900. SO ample are
these government revenues, and so
great IL the public confidence in the in
tegrity Of its obligations. that its newly
funded 2 per cent bonds sell at a pre-
MUM. The country Is now Justified in
expecting. and 1t will be the policy Of
the Republican party to bring about, a
reduction of the wal taxes.
NICARAGUA CANAL.
We favor the construction, ownership,
control and protection Of an isthmian
tcanal by the government of the United
States.
ORIENTAL MARKETS.
New markets are necessary for the
increasing surplus Of cur farm prod
ucts. Every effort should be made to
open and obtain new markets, especial
~ in the Orient. and the administration
il warmly to be commended for its suc-
cessful EFFORT to commit all trading and
colonising nations to the policy Of the
open door In China,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
Little Tommy's Guess.

w. ]. BLACK. G. P. A., Topeka.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-07-02
CHOICE PRAIRIE OR MOUNTAIN GRAZING LANDS.

Well watered and with good shelter, interspersed with fin
raising grain and fruits. In size of tracts to suit purchaser.
LARGE PASTURES FOR LEASE, for long term of yea
shipping facilities over two railroads.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06

There has been no less romance about
the Oriental or Circasslan woman than
there has been about the Arabian horse,
but photography is stern disllluslon-
lst. Harems have been photographed
The beauties of the harem, as they are
called, have been exposed to the ruth
less camera and the world is now ia
milar with the dark, coarse, heavy type
of nodded rather than chiseled features,
lacking in vivacity and spiritually. No
artist would select a Turkish woman
for model, and no American with an
educated taste would want one of them
for companion.
There is no lack of Turkish bellies
here in the Exposition. The side shows
abound with them and bevies of them
can be seen in the dance de ventre for
on. franc. Some of them are real types
and are doubtless the best specimens of
their class from the theatres Of Constan.
tinople, Scuturi and Cairo, but mixed
among them are girls from Chicago,
New York, or they may be from Paris,
kentucky or Cairo, Illinois-anywhere.
1t is not easy or important to learn
their whence or whittier; but they are
Americans sans doute and the way they
outclass the sluggish houris of the ORR
ent when it comes their turn to dance
is convincing. but not moral.
One of the most striking buildings in
that collection Of striking architectural
types, the street of nations, is the pa
vilion of Bosnia, Herzegovina-a II re-
production Of an ancient donjon, with
annexes elaborately decorated. Within
is shown, among other things, room
sumptuously furnished and occupied
by wax figures, representing the inter-
ior of harem of Bosnia. In other
apartments more modern exhibits, in
the form of vases, textiles, etc. are shown.
There is an interesting collection OF
photographs on glass representing the
most beautiful views of the Balkan
Switzerland.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06

Mr.. w A Hines of Manchester, Ia,
writing of his almost miraculous escape
from death, says: Exposure after meas.
les induced serious lung trouble, which
ended in consumption. had frequent
hemorrhages and coughAd night and
day. All my doctors said must soon
die. Then I began to use DR.. Kings
New Discovery for consumption, which
completely cured me. I would not be
without it even if it cost SIS bottle.
Hundreds have used it on my recon-
mendation and all say it never fails to
cure threat, chest and lung troubles"
Regular size SOC and 81, trial bottles
free at Waters Pharmacy, Thurmont
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06
Glorious News.

Comes from Dr.D B Cargile. of Wash
ita, l. r. lie writes: "Four bottles of
Electric Bitters has cured Mrs.Brewer
of scrofula, which had caused her great
suffering for years. Terrible sores
would break out on her head and face,
and the best doctors could give no help:
but her cure is complete and her health
il excellent" This shows what thou
sands have proved that Electric Bit
ters ls the best blood purifier known.
It's the supreme remedy for eczema, tet-
ter, salt rheum, ulcers, ,boils and running
sores. 1t stimulates liver, kidneys and
bowles, expels poisons, helps digestion
builds up the strength. Only so cents.
Sold by DR.. Waters. Guaranteed.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06

Two bills were filed in the Washington
County Circuit Court on Tuesday of las,
week by creditors in Frederick and Baltimore
counties, asking that receivers be appointed
for the Middle States Loan. Building and
Construction Company of Hagcrstown.
Judge Stake signed an order requiring the
company to show cause by September 10
why the receivers should not be appointed
Some weeks ago the share holders decided to
wind up the affairs of the company. One OF
the bills was filed by Charles NJ. Macklcy,
Miss Mile Lidc and Mrs. David Cover OF
this place, through their attorneys, Emory
l.. Coben,z, Charles G. Waters and Albert
]. Long.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06

The building Of Servia is in the pur-
est Byzantine style. It has eight domes,
the central and tallest being upwards
of eighty feet in height. In marked
contrasts is the DANISH building, rus.
tic edifce in wood, reproduction of a
country house in Jutland. The Persian
edifice, rectangular in shape, flows with
color-vioIet, blue, green and red. AS
you enter, a girl throws a perfume on
you, while you look at the luxurious
cushions and carpets and various OBJ
iects of art. Here is where the Shah
comes to rest from the fatigues of sight
seeing at the exposition. Near bv is
the low, thick set house of Finland, ap.
parently built to resist the most power
tul blasts. 1t is copied from one of the
ancient chapels of the country, and con-
tains complete exhibition of fishing
apparatus.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06

Spectators in star route mail con-
tracts will be shut out If the Post Of
fee Department lives up to its advance
notice in the advertisement for bids g.
O52 star routes in New England, New
York, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Della
ware, Virginia and West Va, which
says that every accepted bidder must
liye on or near the route and personally
superintend the service. A number OF
spectators have for years made 1egu-
lar business of obtaining these con-
tracts and then subletting them to men
who did the work. The postal officials
say they intend to break up this Md
dleman business; that besides saving
money, better service can be had by
dealing directly with those who do the
work.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06
HOW's This.

We offer Que Hundred Dollars re-
ward for any case of catarrh that can
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. J. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo. 0.
We, the undersigned, have known +,
J. Cheney for the last Is years and
believe him perfectly honorable In all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST & TRAux, Wholesale Druggists
Toledo, D.
WAID1NG, K1NNAN 4 MARv1N,Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces Of the system. Iesti-
moniaIs sent free. Price Is cents per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06
Employment Bureau.


Hon. Thomas A. Smith, Chief of the Blu.
reau of Industrial Statistics, has decided to
start State Employment Bureau under the
auspices fhis department. The main object
at the Buruau is to bring employer and en-
ployee together without cost to either party.
1t is believed that farmers and employers in
the various counties in the State, as well as
In the city, often require help, mechanics and
laboring men and women, but owing to the
trouble of securing same are compelled to
wait until they make visit to the city or
depend upon the various employment bu'
reaus run for profit. On the other hand
there are many work people who do not
possess the necessary amount of money to
pay for enrolment in these bureaus or whose
wages are too meager to even spare the dollar
or two demanded by these agencies after the
1t is thought that the Bureau of Industrial
Statistics may accomplish this work With
little cost if the effort to be made is seconded
by the press of the State and the various
labor organizations and work people gener.
ally. For the present the following program
is marked out. The work will begin Sep
tember 4. A book will be opened at the
Bureau, Room 40G Merchants National Bank
Building, South and Second streets, B.!ti-
more, Md, from 8 a. M, to 4p. M, on which
the name of any person seeking employment
can be registered and apply to the office,
stating age, residence, kind of work wanted
and reference Employers of all kinds Of
labor are requested to file applications for
for help by letter or otherwise The bureau
will at once put the two in communication
with each other. or where positive instruc-
tons arc given will send the applicant to tie
employer at once with letter.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06
Severely Injured.

On Thursday last Mr.. and Mrs. Nicholas
Engle of Graccham met with most serious
mishap They were out driving and halted
at the public watering trough in Graceham
to give the horse water. The bit had been
taken from its mouth and when it had fin
,sl.cd 1t started to run throwing Mr.. Enge
down and breaking several of his ribs il
raced up street with Mrs. Englc in the bug
gy, striking hitching post In front of MIR
Nj. Colinower's residence; the shock of the
collision threw her from the vehicle and in
the fall one of her arms was broken. The
two are an aged couple.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06
Cured Of Chronic DiarrllOea

II suffered for thirty years with diarrhoea
and thought was past being cured" says
John Halloway Of French Camp. Miss. ~
had spent so much time and money and suf'
fered SO much that had given up all hopes
of recovery. was so feeble from the effects
of the diarrhoca that could do no kind OF
labor, could not even travel, but by accident
was permitted to find bottle of Chamber
lain's collie, cho era and diarrhoea remedy
and after taking several bottles am entirely
cured of that trouble. I am so pleased with
the result that am anxious that 1t be in
reach of all who suffer as haYe.' For sale
by DR.. Waters.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06
Cham mberlain's Cough Remedy
u (Ireat FAVOrile.

The soothing and healing properties OF
this remedy, its pleasant taste and prompt
and permanent cures have made it great
favorite with people everywhere. 1t is cs-
pecially priced by mothers of small children
fer colds, Group and whooping cough, as it
always affords quick relief, and as it contains
no opium or other harmful drug, ii may be
given as confidently to baby as to an adult
For sale by DIR. Waters.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06
WASHINGTON LETTER.

FROM OUR REGULAR CORRESPONDENT
WASHINGTON SEPTEMBER 3RD, 1900
There is much chargin in official cir
cles because of what seems to have been
almost a general misapprehension ol
the position of this goyernment, as
stated in the published reply to the
Russian proposition to withdraw the
allied troops from China. Because that
reply stated that if Russia withdrew its
troops, the United States would do like
wise, the conclueion seems to have been
Asnerally jumped to that this govern
ment had endorsed the Russian propo-
.iton. The communication was any
thing but an endorsement. In diplo-
matte circles it is considered to have
been almost a protest against the Rus
sian proposition, emphasized by the
rather plain hint that if Russia alone
withdrew its troops at this time, this
government would regard it as break
ing up of the alliance and would act
accordingly. Many notes are being ex'
changed by the powers, but Acting
Secretary of State Adee, says that none
of them will be made public until some
definite programme has been agreed to
by the powers
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06

While hoping for peaceful solution
Of the Chinese problem, the officials Of
the Navy Department are taking the
necessary steps to have their branch Of
the service prepared for any contingen'
cy. The Naval Policy Board, Of which
Admiral Dewey Is president, is now In
session at Newport. 1t is known that
the board is considering the advisable
ty of greatly strengthening our naval
force in Chinese waters, although its
proceedings are not made public. Orders
have, however, already been issued for
a number of colliers to proceed to Chi
nese waters in addition to those already
there and on the way, which means
that warships will be there to use the
coal
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06
Cuts and Bruises Quickly
Healed.

Chambcr!ain's pain bulm applied to u cut,
brusc, burn, scald or like injury will instant
ly allay the pain and Will heal the parts in
less time than any other treatment. Unless
the injury is very severe it will not Leave
scar Pain Balm also cures rheumatism,
sprains, swcllings and lamcuess. For sale by
DR.. Waters.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06

The wolf in the fable put on sleeps cloth
inc because if he Travelled on his own repu-
tatlon he couldn't accomplish bls purpose.
Counterfeitcrs OF DcWitts Witch Hazel
Salve couldn't sell their worthless salycs on
their merits, so they put them in boxes and
wrappers like DeWitts. Look out for them.
Take only DeWitts witch hazel salvc 1t
curcs niles and all skin diseases. Dr. Waters
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06

its linen trade. There are not three or
four large factories. but at least one
hundred. Some linen is turned out in
the United States, but it is what we
call Vow numbers. or inferior grades
The American lady always buys an i'm
ported handkerchief because she knows
that the fact that it is imported is sui.
ficient guarantee Of its delicate texture
and fine work."
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06

Maj. General Otis was in Washington
day or two ago for the purpose Of no.
tifying the Secretary OF War of his read
iness to resume active duty. General
Otis has been assigned TO succeed Gen.
Joe Wheeler, who will be retired the
10th inst, under the compulsory age
law, as commander of the Military De-
partment of the Lakes, with headquar-
ters in Chicago. Gen. Otis declined to
be interviewed for publication, saying
that he had been spending the summer
resting and consequently knew nothing
OF public interest or importance.
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06
The Appetite Of u Goat.

Isenvled by all poor dyspeptics whose
stomach and liver are out of order. All
such should know that DR.. Kings New
Life Pills; the wonderful Stomach and
Liver Remedy, gives a splendid appe-
tlte, sound digestion and regular bod
lily habit that lnsures perfect health and
great energy. Only 25c. at Waters
druo store
Catoctin clarion., 1900-09-06
THE CA7oc71S CLARION.
CHAS. +. CASSELL.
Editor and Publisher.
Thursday, September 6, 1900
Newspaper Law Decisions.

l. Any pc, son who takes paper regularly from
.hr Observation-Disclosures directed TO his name an
,ber,s or whett has subscribed or not re-
sponsible for the payment.
II any person orders his paper discontinued nc
o, she must pay all the arrearages or the Pupshel
NAV continue to send it until payment is made aho
collect the whole amount whether the paperis taken
from the Office not.
Nopaper will be discontinued until paid up