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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

Congressman Lentz in d
Chicago speech: At a repub-
lican gathering recently, Mr.,
Depev stated that the plat
form of the republican party
in the coming campaign could
be summed up in two words
gold and glory. If he had
said truly he would have said
greed and gluttony. Since
your Chicago fnancier has
joined himself to the Standard
Oil monopoly and run a pipe
into the treasury it would be
we'll to add another word and
make it greed, gluttony and
grease.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02
BELLE PRAIRIE

Feb. 2S-Leon F'elIefenille went to
Little Falls Tuesday,
NJ. Doucette is loading a carload Of
potatoes at Topeka.
Mrs Hebert went to Minneapol, IS
Monday.
Napoleon Chelens caught a wolf last
week
Mr.. Hudon had IL runaway with tea m
OF horses this week but not much dam
oge DONE
Robert Russell is saving wood with
horsepower.
Albert Jenny. who has been at Re.n,lji,
returned home last Saturday.
Ed. Bpltfeuille and Louis Ducette who
have been ont in the country. returned
home Inst saturday.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02
Setting to the Front,

Whatever your idea Of its politics:
and it don't seem to have any. to hurt
The Minneapolis Times-as anewsnaner
lis certainly getting TO the front. Col.
Haskell seems to be at the head of a
metropolitan daily-with all the news
there is to be bad. The Times announces
and Keeps it's word-that The Times
IL addition to it's Associated Press re-
ports, has arranged. and is publishing
every morning the New York Daily Her.
AIDS cable reports. There is no b}usrer
about this-The Times is doing if.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02
Those wishing the Satur-
day Blade and Chicago Led
ger both for 5 cents. Call at
the Herald Office or see
STEPHEN FoRT1ER, ACT.
Notice Of Application for Liquor License.

Notice il hereby given that Frank
Faust has filed with the recorder of the vii
granting him the right to cell Intoxicating
liquors in the west room and on the firs1
floor Of his building situate on lot
Morrison county, Minnesota. Said license
to be granted for the period of one year.
COMMENCING on the 18th day Of March
day of March A. D. 1901. He here
by agrees to obey all the laws of the state
ana ordinances OF the village of Pierz.
Said application will be considered at n
meeting of the village council to be held
at village hall. Tuesday, the 18th day Of
persons who may have reasons to object
to the granting of such license are herehv
notified to appear at such time and Dlace
and exhibit their reasons.
Dated, Pierz, February 23rd, 1900
A. SITzMAN,
>on1AA' Recorder.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02
THE CARDINAL POINTS

in favor OF the Nickel Plate road are
sale and easy roadway; fine trains, lux
ur'ous equipment ard fact time. These
combined with solid through vestihuled
sleeping and dining car service make the
Nickel Plate road a desirable route be-
tween Chicago, Fl Wayne, Cleveland,
Erie. Buffalo, New York, Boston and all
points east. The travelling public already
know that the rates via this road are
lower than other lines. f23-3
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

There is plenty of money
that is, we are so informed
Our financial situation is like
that of the cooks kettle:
A sailor one day dropped
the cooks kettle overheard.
Captain" said he, sis a
thing lost when We know
where it is?''
"Certainly not answered
the captain, with a command
ing air of wisdom,
Faith, then,' came back
the tar, with a sigh of relief,
"the cooks kettle is all right,
for / know it's at the bottom
OF the salt sea-.
We think we have more
gold than any other nation,
How is it than that we are
compelled to go to. Amster.
dam, Berlin and Leipzig to
float a $20,00O,OO0 consolida.
ton of the Western New York
& Railroad company? Are
we not increasing our foreign
indebtedness and reducing
our balance of trade?
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02


One of the jokes of the
Porto Rico debate in the house
was the attack of Iawney on
Litt]etic1u of Maine. Tawnev
sneeringly referred to the
''lumber barons'' Of Maine
who wanted to trade with
Porto Rico. Of'course,; Tawnev
never heard of the lumber
barons of Minnesota whose
will he and Morris have al
ways faithfully executed.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02
Key. Kee, KaY.

Professor Skeat wishes to know when
the pronunciation OF key as kee can
first be clearly detected. 1t occurs in
Milton, "Colnus," line 10:
To lay their just hands on that golden key
That opes the palace of eternity.
And little later in Marvelrs Flee
no.
Now as two instruments to the same key
Being tuned by art, if tie touched be.
The other opposite as replies.
These Instances are curious, for both
before and after this time the prevail.
ing pronuncatioG1 was evidently kay.
Herbert rhymes the word with way
In THE Secrets Of Angling (1G13'
culverkeys is rhymel with rays. In
Wither's "Mistress Of Phl'arete"
(1G22>. key with day. Dryden, too, and
Swift have the same pronunciation
and not till | come to Green's "Splec1l''
Q137) do |, after an hours search, find
the other. There pleas rhymes with
keys. This pronunciation must, how
ever, have become common soon after
ward.
In Duncombc's limitation Of Gray's
Elegy'' it is rhymed with me, and Gar
rick rhymes it with flea, which would,
l suppose, be pronounced then as it is
now. Mares. in his Elements Of Or
thoepy" Q7GA, says Of the diphthong
ey, Its proper sound should be that
of the long e. This. however, is given
to it only in the word key, for .lcy-a
fields constantly written lea" -Notes
and Queries.
1'More Sociable.''
A lady who has recently returned
from abroad had curious experience
at the little town of Dinant. in Bel
GUM. She was travelling in party Of
three. including another lady and
young man. They sought accommodate
ton at hotel and were shown room
in which there We're three beds and on
deal table three basins and jugs about
as big as slop basins and milk jugs.
The ladies explained that one room
was quite insufficient for their needs,
but it was a long time before they
could get the hostess to understand
why. They We're then shown another
room with three beds, three slop ba-
sins and three milk jugs and were told
that they could have that, too, if they
liked to pay for the six beds. 1t was
therefore arranged that the man should
have one room and three beds and the
ladies the other room and three beds.
DO you always sleep in threes?"
said one lady to the hostess.
eyes" was Tho renlv. cit is much
more sociable. '-Madame.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

Geo. Leibel, OF Pike Creek, while
riding home with neighbor Friday
afternoon, fell Oil the rear of the wa
gon, and the driver did not discover
it until he mad gone some distance.
Le'bel was picked up and
brought to DR.. Fcrtier's Office.
where his wounds . were dressed
The frontal bone was fr ctured and
he was badly bruised. He was ta-
ken home and will recover.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

Jerry Simpson of Kansas
defines 4 trust as "a small
body of men surrounded by
water, having reference to
Watered stock.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02
Funny Men.

The jests Of Heliogabulus were very
practical. He was fond of inviting
people with some physical deformity
to dinner and making jokes about
them. At times. he would invite doz-
en- hunchbacks or Il score Of squirting
ladies or an equal number of baldheads.
Once he put large number of excess
sively fat people, all very hungry, into
a small chamber where dinner was
waiting. There was no room to eat it.
Another diversion Of which he was
fond was that of placing his guests on
air sofas. 80 that when they were about
to drink he could let the air out and
have both sofa and guest collapse:
1t is said that Nero, the Roman en-
peror, liked to ''shy" nuts at the bald
heads of the praetors who sat below
during the performance at the theater.
and they were expected to maintain
their baldheaded dignity and. refrain
from "shying' them back at him.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

Congressman Morris will
hear a great deal more about
his vote on the Porto Rico bill,
when he did the bidding of
the tobacco and sugar trusts.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

Will the republican party
still pose against trusts. If ter
doing in the house Of repre-
sen tativcS what was COM
mandel by the sugar and to-
baCcO trusts:
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

The Porto Rican tariff bill
shows that Mckinley $ elastic
backbone was much in evil
tlercc. Congress- would pass
any measure the prcsiden t
wants.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02
FRIDAY, MICH. 2.

Cronje has surrendered,
Ladvsmith is relieved, but
the South African war is far
from over.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02
Heaven Twice Found,

Now she suffers him to print a kiss
upon her brow.
:"This is heavenv he says.
Two years pass now. His baby has
Just ceased crying.
'This is heaven" says he. -:
Here we See how = mans Ideals
change With the lapse Of tinae.-Detroit
Journal =. -
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

Fletcher and Heatwole voted
on the side of justice, but
Morris and the other con-
gresSmen obeyed their mas
tars
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

It has been calculated that the loss
from illness averages 2O.000. 600 weeks
Of work in the year, or 2H per cent Of
the work done by the whole population
between Is and IS years Of age.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02
Toe N1eh q4ne wa>s.a

+: 81: Toe k1eh q11e WantsA.
T.. 1T you will get my new suft done By
saturday" said a customer TO tailor.
"l'1l be forever Indebted 10 you" 9: :.
"If' that's your game" replied the
tailor, 1.-The clothes with not be done ut
au."-Ohio State Journal.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

McKinley's convictions that
there should be free trade
with Porto Rico didn't last
long when protected interests
got into the argument.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

At a rough estimate there are 15,O0O,-
600 pairs of gloves imported into. this
country each year.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02
One Double Farm Harness S12.

and up: single buggy harness from
S+.'3 up: sweat pads from 2:5c up:
all through ravhide whip at 35c
each. Cali and inspect our line
before buying elsewhere, as we
can save you money. These prices
will prevail until April |. 1900.
Bring in vo'T old harness and
have them repaired and oiled---ve
do the work neat, prompt and
cheap.
Nutsfood harness oil for sale bv
the quart or gallon.
Don't forget the dates, and call
in time while the supply is large.
Yours for straight and
honest dealings,
NATHE BROS.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02
Putting on
Style~uzz~

won't do without you
have the correct thing in the way
OF Il turnout. If you want a
tarn1' surrey, single buggy, or a
nice driving harness, call on us, as
we have such an immense large
stock and must reduce same ia a.
short time.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1900-03-02

We bought a Large
Supply of LEATHER
before the Heavy ADJ
vance and, can there
fore UNDERSELL
our competitors.
We quote below u few of our
Special sellers:
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1900-11-29
AT HOWE WITH LITTLE
KINGS AND QUEENS

A group of four little Princes and
Princesses inhabit the nursery to
which the hearts Of En8G6A men and
women most naturally turn Tire
subject Of Royal children fs discussed
1t ~suff1ces to say. then. that Prince
Edward, who will some a be King OF
England, is a bonny. DUy,
who takes life very merrily and who 1s
the especial pet of his grandfather and
! mother, and has a very warm @GARr
In the heart of the Queen, who sa7Ses
infinite pleasure in the childish sayings
| and doings of the lad who will oHs day
be not only King Of England bus Em-
perOr of India.
/ Little Prince Albert is lark and e-
treme1y handsome. He is devoted TO the
little sister who is at once the Play
mate and the pet. It Is the pretEfe&
sight to see him in his white serge suit,
with sometimes a white astrachan hus-
sar cap smartened with an outstanding
I aigrette: sometimes with q big white
felt hat trimmed with feathers. But OF
this less boyish ~headgeaF the little
Prince by no means approves.
A pretty idea was followed IN the
christening of the three children OF the
Duke of Connaught.
His title is. of coursa taken from
Ireland, and there is a decidedly Irish
AAA6 AL (AS I'D 4Ao4 CO e. SA40A
J Patrick and Victoria Patricia
Although all three were born in Eng
land. these children all Haa with a
very strong German accent, for they
constantly speak German with their
mother, who was a daughter Of Prince
Frederick Charles of Prussia.
Few people have made an earlier
Royal progress than the Gar eldest
little daughter, the Grand Duchess Oh
~o IIo~ 1if%Jo DoxyaJ TI;-6-1-z ;zS%-
Paris with her parents two years ago
and very pretttly she behaved herself,
sitting erect and dignifed on her
nurses lap, while the Partisan popu-
lace shouted themselves hoafse and
wept with emotion at the sight of her
golden curls and little white lace capat.
Her guard was of the Cuirassiers.
Olga has two little sisters. According
to Russian law she can never rule over
the country because a woman cannot
sit upon the throne. Her position will
however always be a very high one.
1t will not be very long now before
the King of Spain reigns lin his own
right, for Spanish children attain their
majority very young.
The lad has quite outgFown his
youthful delieacy, IS an adept at out
door sports, and, like his motheE. Is an
extremely good swimmer.
His sisters nave now reached a mar
riageable age, fer Spanish women
marry very young, and it will be inter
esting to see what alliances wfA be
formed for them.
The eldest girl, the Princess Mev-
cedes, is sale to be engaged to be mar
ried.
Perhaps no baby has been SO much
talked of as Prince Boris Of Bulgaria,
on account of the baby prince, whose
parents are Catholics, having been bap-
tized in the Russian Church, in order
to secure his succession to the Bulga-
rian throne. OF course there was I'm
mense opposition at Rome; but, despite
this and the strenuous resistance of his
mother, the baptism took place. The
i little Prince is a charming little fellow
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1900-11-29
$500 Reward !

We will pay the above reward for
any case of Liver Complaint, Dyspep-
Ella, Sick Headache, Indigestion, Con-
ST patton or C~ostiveness we cannot cure
with Liverita; the Up-to-Date Little
Liver Pill, when the directions are
strictly complied with. They are purely
Vegetable aud never fail to give salts
faction. Csc boxes contain 100 Pills,
10c. boxes contain 40 Pills, sc boxes
contain Is Pills. Beware of substitu-
tions and limitations. Sent by mail.
Stamps taken. NERVITA MEDICAL
Co. Cor. Clinton and Jackson SITS.
Chicago, I'll. For sale by Jenkins &
FAIRIES. Druggists. G~otdsboro. N. G.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1900-11-29

There are at least 500 different kinds
of dolls, and the variety is remarka-
BILE. The French invent many of the
most attractive, but the Germans copy
them SO cheapiy that the worlds buy
ers go to the latter chiefly for their
stock. For the manufacture Of fine
dress dolls the French still hold the
les by long odds. It is only in the
cheaper goods the Germans outspeed
them. But the German dolls are very
pretty. England furnishes very few
dolls, and there is only one kind that
is distinctly English-the English rag
doll, made wholly of rags.
American dolls are the most durable
as well as the cheapest and prettiest in
h world. They are dark and light
and you can get every kind of a doll
from a little maid with serious face to
q laughing lass.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1900-11-29
WHERE THE TOYS -
+: :, COME FROM.

OF all the toys sold in England, nine
fenths come from Germany. OF these
q large proportion n made IN n
little place, Eonneberg, q town OF about
sen thousand Inhabitants, in Thurin-
gen. Almost the entire industry Of
his place is confined to h ~nHanufac-
ture of dolls. The Inhabitants are very
poor people, and are brought up to
aolkmaking.
Before it is completed, a doll passes
through many hands. The head, hands.
and feet are made by one person, h
body by another, the hair Is fixed on
by another, and the face IL painted
by other different people, n doing
the rough work, and the second fin
fishing touches The clothing is made
by another person, and the dresses are
put on by still another.
To this town of ~Sonneberg there
comes every rear a large number OF
buyers from all yer the world.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1900-11-29
Sauce Tar the Gander.

~
Said a young and tactless husband Z
To his inexperienced wife: 4
IF you would but give I'D leading 2
Such a fashionable life. +
And devote more time to cooking :
How to mix and when to bake
: Then, perhaps, you might make pastry
Such as mother used to make"
And the wife, resenting, answered
Fol the worm will turn, you kuow1:
Elf you would but give up horses.
And a score of clubs or SO,
Z So devote more time to business
When to buy and what to stake
Then perhaps, you might make money
Such as father used to make"
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1900-11-29
The Foolish Boy.

Under the spreading apple tree :
The boy with freckleS stands; b.
a. hungry little lad is he. s
With scratches on his hands. 8
Above him is an apple that "a
His appetite demands. 4
The apples young and small and gre0ns
A deadly thing to AXE.
The agile boy climbs up b tree II
And gives the limb a shake. "a
The bowling that you hear is from ~
A child with stomach ache.
Man is but of few days, and fun r.
OF trouble here below; A43
He starts with collie and he keepa a%
On adding to his woe. -
Ereen apples and Welsh b b and
That sort of thing, you know.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1900-11-29
Administrators Notice.

Having this day qualified as admin
istrator OF the estate of John Hollow
man, deceased. all persons indebted to
said estate are hereby notified to make
immediate payment, and all persons
holding claims against said deceased
must present same on or before October
9th, 1901, or this notice will be plead
in bar of their recovery.
GEO G. KORNEGAY, Admr.
Goldsboro, ". c., Oct, 9th. 1900.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1900-11-29
A Quarrel Arranged.

MessEs. Water andm
One day had a bF6ff,
AS Uown in the glass they were Drop
ping:
And wou1d not unite,
But continued to fight
Without any prospect of stopping.
Mr.. Potash o'erheard,
And quick as a word,
He 5ump'd in the midst of the clashing:
When all three agreed,
And united with speed,
And Soap came out ready for washing.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1900-11-29
Not Slow Then.

Contractor-Pat is the slowest man
I ever bossed. He's been an hour TAX
ing up e few bricks.
F~rieEd-Give him an hour in that sa-
loon. When he comes out he'l take up
the whole pavement.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1900-11-29
Notice !

Having qualified before the clerk of
the Superior Court of Wayne County,
N c., as administrator of B. A. III al
let, deceased, late of the town of Mount
Olive, N. O.. notice is hereby given to
ali persons indebted to his estate to
make immediate payment. and to all
persons holding claims against said
estate to present them for payment to
Aycock & Daniels. attorneys of the
undersigned, at Goldsboro, N, G, on
or before the 10th day of October, 1901,
or this notice will be pleaded in bar of
their recovery. A. P HALLETT,
admir-. of B. A. Hallett, decd.
October 18th, 1900.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-04-24
IS A co.
Honolulu Will Have a
Crematory.
Stock Company Formed by Leadrg
Citizens Last Night But Details
Are Not Settled Yet.
(Erom Saturdays DailyJ

The meeting last night at the Young
Mems Christian Association to discuss
the projected new crematory was at
tended by IA considerable number Of
the most intelligent and progressive
men in Honolulu. Among those pres
ent were: Mr.. w. X. Castle, who occu-
pied the chair; Mr.. ]. A. Gilman, who
served as secretary pro tenn; and
Messrs. G. p. Castle, +. J. Lowrey,
George Carter, C. M. Cooke, w. w.
| Hall, ]. B. Atherton, II. IL. Williams,
j. l.. Cooke, George w. smith, }. ii.
Fisher, W. T.. Weeuon and J. II. Soper.
the question as TO the advlsaDulty
( OF building a crematory here was not
taken up at all, because tnat was con-
sidered foregone conclusion. Inc
! main discussion was about location,
| methods, cost, and or8anlzation; also
as to how acceptable the enterprise
would prove.
Three plans were suggested and dis
cussed. one OF these was that OF a
crematory in some favorable location
in town, possibly the Oanu cemetery.
Another contemplated a cheaper Gre
matory on the beach. perhaps near the
foot OF Sheridan street. The tnid plan
was to purchase large tract Of land
outside of town, and make grave yard
of il and have a crematory on it too
This has not yet been fully decided.
A list was started of those who were
willing to take stock in the company.
1t is desired that not more than five
shares shall be taken by one subscriber,
in order to make the movement more
popular one. A committee consisting
of George W. Smith, chairman, G.. T..
Castle and ]. II. Fisher was appointed
to go on with the subscriptions. Per-
sons willing to subscribe for from one
to FIVE shares are requested TO send
their names to G. u. Castle. The arti-
cles of incorporation, which were ap-
proved at the meeting so far as they
can be approved until the stockholders
come together for their first meeting,
provide for capital of 100000, divided
into 200 shares at the par value OF 500
each. In short the thing Is go.
1t was suggested after the meeting
that one of the most potent arguments
In favor of cremation has seldom, II
ever, been brought forward, and GER
tainly not in connection with the pres
ent discussion. This is. that it obviates
the danger of premature burial, the
idea of which is continual terror to
hundreds OF people. 1t Is also real
danger. as statistics seem to prove.
Only about one per cent OF the bodies
buried are ever disinterred, but of that
number the percentage Is much larger
of those which show that the persons
came to life after having been placed
In the ground.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1900-04-24
a RIPE OLD AGE.
A Native Centenarian Joins the
Cheat Majority.
lFrom saturday's DalIy.D

(From Saturdays DailyJ
After over a hundred years OF life,
Hiiinaka, a native woman, passed
away yesterday at the residence of IL.
]. Nolte in Kapiolani Park. The old
lady was the great-grand aunt of the
late Mrs. Note and the exact age is
unknown. A long time ago she her
self lost track of the years passing
swiftly over her head.
That Hilinaka was past the century
mark when she died Is wellknown
fact, however. She saw the Oegin-
ming of the nineteenth century and
just before the commencement OF the
twentieth round of n hundred years
she leaves this life.
Hillnaka well remembered King Ka-
mehameha l., and in her ripe ola age
used often to relate incidents which
occurred before the grandparents OF
her listeners were born. She lived
with the Nolte family for the last thir-
ty years of her life.