The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-07-05

WnaI une secret oI nappy, vigorous
health? Simply keeping the bowels, the
stomach, the liver and kidneys strong and
active. Burdock Blood Bitters does it.
people O bad intentions" said Uncle Eben.
'sSometimeS it sounds like you was fggerin.
out what you would do if you wuz in DER
place
Diphtheria relieved in twenty minutes.
Almost miraculous. DR.. Thomas Electric
Oil At any drug store.
English Cousin: care the PLAYERS very
hostile toward the umpire ?' American
Cousin: "Ye s, indeed; they actually have to
put muZZle on the catcher to keep him
from biting the umpire" Chicago News.
Hives are terrible torment to the little
folks, and to some older ones Easily cured.
Doan's Ointment never fails Instant relief,
permanent cure. At any drug store, so cents.
Fish Stories. First Octopus: "Here comes
old shark. Let's swim away" Second Dc
topus: ''Why?" First Octopus: sob, he's
always telling about the time he caught a
man ten feet long and let him get away
Baltimore American.
A little life may be sacrificed to an hour S
delay. Cholera iIfantum, dysentery, diarr-
htpa come suddenly, Only safe plan is to
have DR.. Fower's Extract of Wild Straw
DeilA AWAY ) vi HUH.
question of funds. ''My doctor ordered
a trip to Europe for me - Did you follow
bill, and then took the trip to Europe HIM
self Washington Star.
If you don't feel quite well try bottle of
Hoods Sarsaparilla. 1t is a wonderful tonic
and invigorator. 1t will help you.
Losing no time, .'Rixley is working like
II ~,
he doing?' '1raining jersey farmers to
look like Chinese Boxers for series of bio
graph battle pictures taken on the spot.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
You assume no risk when you buy Cham
berlain's Collie. Cholera and Hiarrhua Rene
dy. A. A. IIoWes / Co., druggists, viii refund
your money if you are not satisfied after
using it. 1t is everywhere admitted to be
the most successful remedy in use for bowel
complaints and the only one that never fails.
1t is pleasant, safe and reliable. 4m27,
Teacher "John,, what are your boots
does the leather come from ~ From the
hide of the OK 'sWhat animal. therefore,
supplies you with boots and gives you meat
to eat?9'' ''Nly father Tit Bits.
Psin-kiiler as an internal remedy has no
equal. In case of summer complaints, diar-
rhpa, dysentery. it cures quickly. Used as
liniment its action is like magic, when ap-
piled to bad sores, burns, scalds and sprains.
For sick headache and tootlache. don't fail
to try it. In short it is a Pain-killer. Avoid
substitutes, there is but one Pain-killer,
Perry Davis. Price 25c. and soc.
The Kelley Cure will run as long as there
are drunkardS to reclaim. This important
formula is known to the members of the
parent ompany but to none others. Write
to Portland Kelley Cure for information
about the treatment. 1y37
Progress in -Tourist-''What is that
huge black vehicle coming down the street 30
Native-"That, sahib? That is our new car
of Juggernaut-eectric motor, ball bear
ings, steel rims and everything up to date
Yes, indeed, it is a great Improvement on
the old road-crusher Why, our people come
hundreds of miles now just for the pleasure
of getting smashed by this peerless ma
chine, fCleyelaud Plain Dealer