The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-06-30
There's no beauty in all the land,
That can with her face compare.
Her lips are red, her eyes are bright,
She takes RNcky Mountain Tea at night
Ask your druggist.

Ask your druggist.
Albert Wentzy took advantage OF the
excursion to come home Sunday. AL
bert has just been promoted to the new
station OF Tabor on the Milwaukee ex-
tension. He will have his office in a
tool car while the new station is being
built. !,
A.C. Whitbeck's father writes from
New York state that wheat will not be
over one.fourth a crop, oats and barley
about half; that all old hay has been
used and very bad outlook for any new,
and that the fruit crop has been and is
unsatisfactory.
A Kansas editor thus philosophers:
1t is hard for a married man to arrive
at any scientific conclusion in reference
to why a four month old baby should be
SO much heavier at one o'clock a. M.
than its mother used to be at precisely
the same hour.
The report that u mar was run over
by the excursion train from Perry Sun
day was q myth. He got off at Sioux
City and his friends thought he had fall
len off the train and been killed. The
mans name was Montgomery and his
home was in Dennison.
1t is becoming and proper when you
have friends visiting you to leave the
names at the local newspaper offices, and
a courtesy you owe the guests. Most
people, however, not only fail to do this,
but dodge the newspaper reporter-and
then think they are Sighted.
DR.. E. A. Clough, the we'll known ply.
stefan and surgeon Of Madison, this
state, says: 81 know H. H. Frudenfeld
to be a competent and reliable opticiaD,
and take pleasure in recommending
him to those in need Of his services"
The Kimball mill is now using its
new manure burning continuance, and
with the best of satisfaction. II the mill
succeeds in burning all the refuse man
ure in the town, it will be of as great
benefit to the community as the cheap
fuel is to the mill.
Each OF the five excursion trains Sun
day dropped a large number Of people at
Kimball, most of whom were carried of
into the country by their friends and
relatives before their names could be as
certained. With such a jam of visitors
t becomes impossible to spot but a small
part OF them.
The monotony Of the town was broken
Monday by a ten cent chow: an ossiied
man, so-called, being on exhibition in
a small store room. The subject is said
to be As years Of age, weighs 40 pounds
and has not been able to turn oyer in
bed since he was five years Of age, lying
on n side only.
The Milwaukee announces a new time
card 10 take effect July l on the Council
Bluffs division, LIS d., and connecting
lines. The change will bring the de.
parture OF the morning passenger here
at about the old time, 9:10, reaching
Chicago next morning that much ear.
lier. 1t is not thought any material
change will be made in the arrival oil
tie evening train.
1t will pay any creamery at this. time
OF year, handling 5000 pounds of milk
or over, to have a man whose sole duty
for three or four hours is to weigh In the
milk. 1t will not only pay in a better
condition of the milk as it is dumped in,
but in the tcmpersp f those who other.
wise have to wait in the hot sun. It is
impossible for a buttermaker to attend
to the weigh-room and the machinery at
the same time, and do it properly
Something must be neglected, at the
time OF expense Of the patrons.
"A Chicago business man who has
made a fortune selling goods says that
the man who does not advertise simply
because his grandfather did not ought
to wear knee breaches and a queue. The
man who does not advertise because il
costs money should quit paying rent for
the same reason. TIE man who does
not advertise because 1T costs money
should quit paying rent for the same
reason. The man who does %nOt;tadver-
tiss because he tried and failed should
throw away his cigar because the light
went out. The man who doesn't adyer-
tise because be don't know how himself,
ought to stop eating because he cau't
cook. The man who doesn't advertise
because someone said it did not pay,
ought not to believe the world Is round
because the ancients said II was fiat.
Exchange: %janitor In a neighbor-
ing school threw up his job tho other
day. When asked what was the trouble,
he answered: Pm honest, aud I won't
stand being slurred. Il | find a pencil
or handkerchief about the school house
when Pm sweeping, Ihang it no. Every
little while the teacher, Or someone who
is too cowardly TO face me. gives me-
clue" in whit way?!" asked the Off.
Ger. "Whv, a little while ago saw
written IN 3the board find The common
multiple Well, j looked from cellar To
garret and wouldn't know the illngi ii
I met 1t on the street. What made ms
quit my job? Last Dightin big writin
on the blackboard 1t said lind the great
est common dlyisor.' Well, I says to
myself, both them darr things are lost
now, and III get blamed for swiping 'em
SO Ill quit"
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