Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-02-27
PAW TAEKS MICROBE.
EXPLAINS THE GREAT STRIDES THAT
SCIENCE is MAKING.

Nav Agrees with Him That 1t II All
Simply Wonderful, but Advances a
Strong Argument In Opposition to
Paws Idea of Utopia.
Nav was Looking at the paper the
other Mite after she got paw to Hold
the Baby for a little while, and Every
few minutes he Would haft to fix 1t all
Over again becoz it's feat would come
out, and pritty soon she says:
whats all this about microbes? A
purson Can't take up a paper Emmy
more but what They find sumthing
about microbes"
Here, hold this Child" paw says
Like If he was pritty glad for the
chance, ''and I'll tell you. Microbes Is
one Of the new Discoveries. They have
microbes for Neerly everything now.
They are yello fever microbes and
meesle microbes and consumption mi
crobes and mump microbes"
II don't Beleave," nav sed, that
they are emmy truth in such a Thee
ory."
'"rhat only shows you Don't no En-
nything About syunce," paw told Her.
"If you would keep posted Like l do,
you wouldn't sit there with Disgust
ed look on Your fails and Say You
didn't Beleave what the people that
Discover things are Doing to make
men Happy"
81 don't see how it'll Make a man
happy to Find Out he is nothing But Il
80 ,,,fn v,,alnhx, To
him Divided up into Counties and Bid
ing Lots, with his Nose for n Court
house and his Whiskers for park"
nav sed.
"Of corse you DON'T" paw says.
"Thats becoz you Don't understand
the Crate principle and Can't look
ahed. 1t takes man to See these
things. AS fast as Every different
Kind of microbe is Discovered syunce
goes to Work to find Out how to Raise
Blooded microbes and What'll Kill the
Bad ones without hurting the Other
microbes that are Trying to Lead a
Blameless life. After that's Done the
hewmun race VIII be Crate people.
Everything a man does is On account
of his Microbes. If he rites poetry, it's
Becoz he has more poetry microbes in
him than Emmy other kind; If be Gets
| in Love, 1t shows the love microbes
drove all the Other microbes Down
from his Spion Kop. That's where it'll
come In handy when syunce gets the
microbe Bizness all fixed'up like it will
be Sum day."
"What'll happen then? NAV asst.
why" paw told her. "insted OF
Keeping medasuns the Drug stores will
have microbes to Sell. When man
wants a girl to Love him. he viii gel
Ten cents Worth of Love microbes and
put them in her Caramulz, and the first
thing you no She viii think he is a
Nappollo Belvy Dearle with close on.
"rhen they viii have microbes t.
make men generals and Statesman
and II they find Out what Kind Of Mi
crobes Carniggy and Rockeyfello an6
], Pierpont Morgan are full OF they car
raise that Brand and Put them within
reach of all, and nobuddy won't hat
to work Emmy more"
my, oh. myv nav Says. ITS per
fckly wonderful what Syunce keep'
do!ng. And This is Bewtifull thee
ory but they'll never get IT thru"
"Why notf" paw asst.
"Beco9," nav says, ''if people Coul,
all be made happy by Using the ritz
Kind OF microbes they wouldn't Eve
haft to drink stuff to Get cheered UP
and that would interfear with the Sa
loon Bizness They Are no use Eve
trying TO get Ennything the Salool
vote is against"
by Henry" paw says II neye
thot OF That" George in Chicag
Times-Herald.