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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-11-17

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WANTED. 1917 YOUNG Man, PLACE
to work for beard while attending college.
college
WANTED 4 POSITION WITH SOME
reliable merchant Address Lee W. kel-
lev. Union Hotel
WANTED. BY GRADUATED. TRAIN
al nurse. female with Ions experience,
position ga physician offcc Address +.
l. r.. BOX IA Nallosta. Ca.
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afflicted kidney
and
the wear seldom
OF
E
Vegetable Compound
female while
troubles Pnkhans
$ especially for
following mRrvelousy successful IL is:
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ron sALr-nEAL Esr,rr.


ADVERTISEMENT SET Is CAP
ITAIS WILL BE PRINTED IN CLAs-
sfFIED ADVERTIsEAiENT COLUMN
FOR TWO CENTS A WORD. No AID
vERTIsEMEST TAKEN FOR LESS
THAN 3Oc.
CORNER LOT 2lXio0. HABERsHAM
and Thirty-thlrd formerly s. Nicholas
strees alioy in rear. G.. n. Dorsett. p
Congress, west.
ron SALE, FOR 800 a LOT. s0Xi7
on Forticth formerly Tenth street. near
Montgomery. terms 81 cash and s. per
month and interest. only three left e
~ DorFett. p Congress west.
ron SALE. a LOT FOR TWO HUN
bred dollars. easy terms. on Ninth street.
near East Broad. no city taxation. c. H.
Dorsett.
FOR SALE. LOTS or NINTH STREET
near East Broad. no city taxes, az 500
each. twenty-five dollars cash. and easy
monthly payments. G. n. Dorset
FOR SALE. THOSE LOTS or NINTH
street. near East Broad. have only been
sold 10 nrst-ciass parties. who will make
good neighbors. and none others can buy
The terms are very easy. and they are
cheaper than any oihcrs in the vicinity.
e. "a. Dorsett
RESIDENCE AND BUILDING LOTS
for sale oil over tho city. Robert H.
Tatem, real estate dealer, No. York
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WANTED FlRST-CIAeS BREAD
and cake baker Apniy a "A Undressing.
22o Bryan street, east
MALE HELP wANTEp.-RE1LABLE
mcn Co sell our line ct hlgh-Ffade lubu-
eating oils. grease. paints 1nd Natnisacs;
fulary or commission. Addro The Ad-
Franklin on Company Cleveland %.
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PLUMBING.

MODERN PLUMBING. IT WILL BIC
to your interest 10 let mo give YOU an es-
timate on your plumbing. now or old
work: repair work a speciality. a. I am
a practical plumber. No guess work to
eudanger your life. Virgins. phone 81.
Georgia OF Bell
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Compound, and now, thanks 20 your
medicine, am q well woman. / can
not praise your medicin too highly
for ! know il will do all. and even
more, than IL is recommended TO do
/ tell every suffering woman about
your Vegetable Compound and urge
them TO try Il and see for themselves
what Il will do. - Mrs. MARY A.
HpLE, Ne Manchester, Ind.
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WANTED A RELIABLE AGENT FOR
the best selling high grade low prcod
writing MACHINE on The market. - o.
portuuity Or right man with reference
* a. Turner Atlanta. ca.
THE BOER WAR. LATEST AND
best history. giving an the causes Head.
lng up TO the present conflict easy TO
sell. everybody wants a. liberal terms
To agents. experience not necessary M
vcsurate our plan. Dept. a. Southern
Publishing Company, Dept -. Atlanta.
GA.
AGENTS WANTED LIVE ACTIVE
men, both local and travclirc. nnt our
form OF Investment contract the mosi de
sirablc 90 scll. profits guaranteed. no oP-
lions. payment made every fifteen
months. no discounts or rebates. no
dUwiuss or lottery scheme Of redemption,
hut a Straight promise TO ply ga htse'h
months. territory hclug taken rapidly.
write to-day Tontinc surety Company
1ol Lowndes building. Atlanta. Ca
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ron RENT-IIousEs.

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FOH RENT. COMFORTABLE HOUSE
No 2l7 Waldburg street. east between
Aheroorn and Lincoln. nrat-class order
and conditions every convenience. Right
rent 20 riFht tenant Estate Ealomon
Cohen. West Broad and Broughton streets
FOR RENT. RESIDENCE 10 PERRY
street. west Apply 90 Andrew Hanley
Co
FOR RENT. THAT DESIRABLE RES
ldence with outhouses. stables and a
beausiful garden iis Taylor street east
For particulars inquire &. Guckenhel-
msr's Sons. Bay ana Jefferson street
FOR RENT. 2ii JONES STREET
west. immediate possession. NJ. S. Baker.
agent
TO RENT. 81 AND 90 BOLTON
street. eost; these are good houses and
location excellent. Apply TO g. A. Mcln-
tire. ~ Board Of Trade Building.
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ION sALE-mEAL TsT,AIT.

FOR SALE LOTS ON NINTH NEAR
Ear Broad at SEQ each viii soon
o. advanced 90 So. when a lot has been
paid Tor . con arrange to get a home
built g. 81 uorsrtt
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stFlEn ADVERTISEMENT COLUMN
FOR TWO CENTS a WORD NO AID
VERrtSEMENr TAKEN FOR LESS
THAN Soc
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WANTED. a YOUNG MAN As CITY
collector and 20 assist 81 office Address
giving reference. vs. D.. care this Office
WANTED. a COMPETENT sTENo-
Frsphcr. able 20 keep simple accoun;
books. BOX s.. Morning News
WANTED. sTENOGRApuER AND
assistant bookkeepcr. must b. expsri-
cncod. Address r.. care Morning News
WANTED. FOR FLORIDA DRY
goods saicsman ana plain window decor
ator. good steady position Apply with
reference BOX 20. PaJatka. Flo.
WANTED. A WHITE MAN TO MILK
and make himseif generally useful on a
small place az Isle ~ HOPE Apply J. g
Black. o Bryan. east.
DISTRICT MANAGER WANTED TO
Represent us 10 Southeast G.orga and
North Florida. our invs efment ooniraeta
are now recognized securities aud ageats
nnd them the most desirable 10 sell. While
to-day for particulars Toutine surety
company. 7ol Lowncs Building. Atlanta.
ca.
WANTED. TWO FIRsT-CLAss COAT
ana trousor makers Apply G Fanuni. No
IS Bull street
WANTED. SIX UNION cARPEN-
tors, A-N lfF NY anu tfANH DOT tatl0h mere.
+. Ogram. jacksonville. Fla.
Statesmen WANTED TO SELL ot-R
goods by sample 10 wholesale and retail
trade. We are the largest and only man
uflcturcrs in our lire in the world liberal
salary paid. Address. Can-peX Mfg Co.
office. . Board Of Trade Building. savan-
nah. Ga
THE CORRESPONDENTS GNsTI-
tute Of America, Scranton. Pa. viii teach
young men illustrating by mall tuition
payable sixty days after position Is Sc
cured Write for fuil PARTICULAR
WANTED. CHRISTIAN MAN TO
qualify a. manager and Office correspond
emf. 500 yearly. inciosc seif-addressed
stamped cnveiopc ~ president. Box g.,
this Office
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sTRAYED


ADVERTISEMENT SET IN CAP
fTAIs WILL nE PRINTED IN CIsAB-
sIFIED ADVERTISEMENT COLUMN
FOR TWO CENTS A WORD NO ADJ
vERTGSEMENT TAKEN FOR LESS
THAN SOC.
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ron nrNr-OrFIcEs.

WILL RENT PART or FURNISHED
office. Board OF Trade building inquire
Room y. second floor.
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RoOws WANTED

THREE or -FOUR ROOMS FURNISH
"A or unfuruishcd. with modern couven-
lcuoes Quiet couple, prompt ray. refer
euccs Immediate w News office.
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MEDICAL.

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HOW ARE YOUR FEET7 IF YOUR
feet are troubling yoC call on ne and
VIII give sou relief / cure ingrowiug
nails. corns and al diseases Of the feet
without pain. charges reasonable: can
give the best references ~ the city. pa-
uents treated "a residence. orders can
De LEFT AZ Livingston's drug store, Bull
and Congress streets telephone 80 Lem
Davis. surgeon chiropo1ist
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AUCTION SALES TINS DAY.
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BARGE LIVINGSTONE
AT AUCTION.


on SATURDAY. the i7th inst. f9on. ~
u O'Clock al the old Baltimore wharf.
viii aeu for cash 60 the highest bidder.
cor account Of whom % may concern.
Barge Livingstone. copper fastened; also
one anchor ana chain. ? Ehaon Hand
PUMPS on board
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MISCELLANEOUS.

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DON'T TROUBLE YOURSELF ABOUT
moving your furniture. relaying your car
pets or mating. Perry a Benton viii re-
,ieve you Of all that trouble.
YES. WE REPAIR FURNACES WE
repair heaters we repair ranges. We re-
pair cook stoves. all orders promptly
nied a. g. Price A Co. State and JET
fereou streets Phones G5g
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!, REnRET nm CoLD

YOU Won't REGRET THE COLD
weather n you will let us furnish you
with a heatAr or range; we can sell you
cheaper than any one else. and will take
your old stove in exchange. A. G. Price a
CO. State and jefferson streets. Phones
g5s
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FLATS ron HENT.

~-T=s~e-a~e7es0rar.Tar. r-arns~-~--ae
FOR RENT. PAHLOR FLAT ~ GOOD
condition. Apply Zii West Dury.
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haved yHanko fyuusY
Wiltc pato tnon eers
"a
mtdo r
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FOR RENT FIRST AND SECOND
floors. house No. u Henry street east.
Apply BOND. Harrison & Co. u Buil
street
TWO FURNISHED OR UNFURNIsH-
- rooms for rent. privilege Of bath. PA
East Henry.
NICELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOM.
$40 Jones. east
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FOR SALE CHEAP. ONE SIDE
crank engine. n By D. can ho seen az
Rcppard. sncdekcr a Co.'S lumbar yand
Henry street aud s.. T. a W. r. A.
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RESIDENCE AND BUILDING LOTS
for sale oil over tho city. Robert H.
Tatem. real estate dealer, No York
street, west
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1900-11-17

FIRE PROOF sAFr;s-wE CARRY A
ane line 81 IRE proof safes IN stock a. an
times The parties can sce exactly what
they are getting our priccu are as low
a. manufacturers sell a. with freight adj
ed Parties Interested. who wish n good
nro proof safe viii DO well 60 inspect
our stock Llppman Bros. Lippman
block agents for manufacturers.
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nEDDING ron SALE. AT REpPARD.
snedeker a Co.'s lumber yard Henry
street aud s.. r. & ". r.. r.
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SPRINGFIELD DAIRY 10 NOTED
for having rich. pure milk. Try a.. YOU
Will be pleased
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WANTED. TEN THONsANb GOOD
brick. ten thousand good secondhand
brick Edw J Thomas. engineer Savan-
nah. arhuudcrboH and iuio 81 Hope Rat
way.
WANTED. TEN CHEAP HORSES
cable Piano Company
II YOU WANT GOOD MILK. GET 1T
from Springfield DAIRY. rs rich. pure and
Wholesome.
CASH PAID FOR GOOD SECOND
hand oat sacks. 81 West bay street.
NJ YOU WANT A PLACE TO DUMP
earth. dirt. sand. manure. etc. FREE o.
charge. juyt al city limits haulinE over
hard road write or telephone Brown
Bros. corner Anderson and East Broad
streets.
~ YOU WANT GOOD MATERIAL
and work order your autographed and
printed stationery and blank books from
Morning News Savannah. Ca
ADVERTIsEMENTs SET IN CAP
ITAIS WILL BE PRINTED IN CLAs-
stF1ED Advertisement COLUMN
FOR TWO CENTS a WORD NO AD-
VERTGsEMENT TAKEN FOR LESS
THAN aoC.
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WANTED. TWO FIRsT-CLAss COAT
ana trousor makers. Apply G Fanuni. No
IS Bull street
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TURpENTtNE LOCATION FOR
sale. IS crops first year boxes. i200l acres
round timber at 81 10 per acre. 8 per
thousand boxes FOR leased timber. plenty
az timber 20 b. got. IN Ave miies OF rail-
road. will give poHssesion now or al end
u season Address Round Timber. care
Morning News
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FoH SAIE-MtsCr4I.ANT,oUs

so 1Sf,Si. IN. 1',G-l''c'.'III ISI(-7I7 ray
It when your faVoritc remedy fails. az 80
bottle edied 90 a glli OF honey makes a
splendid mixture for infants and children.
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SPECIAL. AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY
or now willow rockers. ladies size. al s.
j. W Tccplc.
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ADVERTISEMENT SET IN CAP
iTAI.s WILL HE PRINTED ~ elias
stFIEp ADVERTISEMENT colt Mn
ron TWO CENTS a WORD No AID
NERTIsEMENr TAKEN FOR LEsS
THAN Soc
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OELsCuIG NURSERY OPPOSITE
Catholic Csmctcry. ehry santaemums.
cameln iaponicas. arecarcaR. palma, iow-
crs and floral designs Leave your orders
with J. Gardner, agent y broughton.
east
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1900-04-25

CFrom The Chicago Ti1neS-Heraid)
There's man I'm SONY for
He does seem 20 be IN pretty bad way Par
alyzed. isn't he's
Yes PARALYSIS Is bad in any case. bat {
Affects hun more seriously than il would most
people.
why soG'
''You see he's been teacher OF French Nov he
has had to quit IL lie can't wiggle his should
ems
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1900-04-25
RELEASED FROM CUSTODY
Lizzie DeKalb Finishes Sentence
for Murder.
One of the Most CoId-BioOded Crimes
ina the History of Pennsylvania
Mrs. Emma p. kaiser-Haunted by
the spectres of Her Former Deeds.

YOUNGSTOWN, Pa. April 25--At one
minute past - O'Clock this morning, We'd
nesday. Lizzie X. DeKalb finished her
sentence for the part she took in one OF
the most cold blooded crimes in the his
tory of Pennsylvania,
OF all those who know OF the murder OF
Mrs. Emma P. Kaiser. Lizzie K DeKalb
is the one most qualified to speak. She
Of the trio involved is the sole survivor;
the others are in their graves. sent there
by the law or by their own hand. Mi s
DeKalb has written a graphic tale OF this
killing, which startled not only Pennsyl-
yanians. but the whole country as well.
When Mrs. Kaiser was slain for her
$4,000 insurance money, Mss DeKalb
was within hearing Of the shots. When
the blood-bespattered Clemmer. frenzied
by his crime. fed from the spot, she
sat in the carriage by his side To her
did the murderer beg for death. and she
refused him. All this and much more
without sparing herself has Miss DeKalb
related.
In little cemetery in Lancaster county
lies the original victim Of this tragedy
Mrs. Emma p. Kaiser. Buried al
quiet spot in a Philadelphia graveyard
rests Charles O. Kaiser. ir. He was the
much beloved husband OF the slain woms u
"a principal in the conspiracy which end
ed her life. Kaiser died by his own hand.
With clock spring he severed mis- veins.
and then he hanged himself TO swindle TIE
law, even as he had swindled men.
As the arch conspirator and chief ex-
ecutiOner OF the greWsome plot James A.
Clemmer was hanged at this place in
1893
Miss DeKalb pleaded guilty to being IN
accessory to the murder after its COM
mission
Throughout her term Of two years. Mis-
DeKalb has been haunted By the spectres
o. her former deeds Sundry charges o.
horse stealing had been made against her
-iegacies OF the days when she and Glenn
mer were at large together
Weeping she has spent many anxious
days sitting in her cell-Waiting. waiting
for the news that a detainer had ben
lodged against her. But her aeease.s have
not yet materialized. and today Mss
Dehalb Will quietly depart for the scene
Of her future life. which she declares will
be in sharp contrast with her past
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yesterday afternoon by reason OF the fire.
quent visits OF hypnotists, faith eurists,
and mesmerists, ali or whom asked per-
mission 10 try their own treatment. Mrs
Ritterband refused to admit any OF them,
and they went away much disappointed.
The young man seemed 10 feel that these
visits were on his account.
Members of the family spoke with regret
of the fact that young Ritterband could
not have been present Monday at the we'd
ding of Miss Viola Soils Ritterband, rel
alive TO Maurice l.. Powers, al which he
was To have been a groomsman. He was 10
have been one of the young men who held
canopy over the heads of the bride and
bridegroom at the wedding ceremony.
His condition is sad contrast with 9TH
er days. for this is the twentieth anniver-
sary of his birth. There will be none Of
the rejoicing which usually characterized
the day.
No effort will be made TO force his recol-
lection. for il is believed that in a few
days his memory will be gradually re-
stored.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1900-04-25
sPARRoWs MAKE WAR ON A CAT
The Bird Most Interested Victim
i'm the Battle.
From the Chicago Inter-ocean.)

CFrom the Chicago InteT-ocean.)
OF aristocratic lineage is a cat that
makes its home in studio building here.
He is a beautiful animal. with fur. when
clean, as white as the driven snow. and
eyes OF purest amber color His tail would
put to shame che handsomest rox's. so
bushy is this waving plume He traces
his ancestry back to the home OF the An
CORA. He has the misfortune, however, to
be deaf.
The lack Of hearing resulted in his down
fall one day last week. He spends his time
when the weather is warm. upon the roof
Of the studio building Here he watches
with longing eyes the antics of numerous
English sparrows, and occasionally springs
upon his feathered prey, usually without
result
one day last week, however, he pulled
the tail feathers out of a too venturesome
sparrow. and the frightened bird found
safety upon the roof among a twittering lot
of his friends
After long and exciting consultation
among these saucy little pests. a plan
seemed TO be agreed upon This plan. while
il resulted in the discontinue of the cat
also resulted in 4 tragedy to one Of their
number.
This one was the bird that had lost its
tail. He seemed TO be the chosen one,
consequently AFTER testing It's steering
abilities it flew down as close as safety
would permit toward the cat, and with an
upward curve perehed upon a convenient
skylighI.
The cat Immediately began steady adj
vance upon its intended victim. Hardly
had the aristocratic feline turned its tail
upon the twittering group on the caves ere
they swooped down in a body and attacked
him Pecking at his tail and his back.
tearing lunches of hair at each attack, in
spite OF his angry meows and the wicked
strokes of his paws.
The little fellow who had lost his tail
feathers danced and chirped with glee
upon the apex of the skylight as he saw
his Zoe reaping his deserved punishment.
But unable TO leave all the punishment to
MS relatives. he must join in the attack:
SO down he swooped. He, however. had
overlooked the fact that he had lost his
steering gear, for his sIoop carried him
Just little too close. and the cats claws
caught him and in an instant the cruel
teeth had crushed the life out of the tiny
body.
This discouraged the rest and they i'm
mediately withdrew TO the safety Of a sky-
light kopje, where they sent up a chorus
of mournfui chirps for their departed COM
rade.
The cat in triumph walked away with
his head high in the air and his victim
grasped between his teeth.
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RODENTS IN FULL COMMAND.
An Invading Army PfnSs Havoc in n
Chicago Police station.

(trom tie Chicago nInes- Herald.)
Rats large and small. brown rats and
black rats. and rats Of nondeseTipt hue,
hold the Twenty-second Street police sta
ton in a state OF siege. and the plaintive
wall Of the beleagueTed policemen is for
cats that can do battle with the enemy,
which refuses TO remain Gagged behind cell
bars. Once II was a joke, but now il has
become one Of the most serious matters
that the South Side sleuths have to dc al
with. and the rats are still arriving
Al Old building lot far from the station
was demolished a few weeks ago. and
when the last timbers were carted away
the rodents began TO flock into the VAIN
quarters OF Lieutenant AlCOck's men. They
gEawsd their way through the walls and
tunneled the lookup floor. They raided the
desk-Sergeant's office and scamp red up the
steps 10 the sleeping-rOOms. They darte
from place 10 place in terror Of the u l.
formed people who ccufIolted them at
every point, then became more bold and
paused in the open TO inspect their new
comrades.
Their eapers amused the policemen and
they were fed and encouraged. That was
al the outset. but when divers guardians
o. the public safety awOke and found the
hairy invaders playing tag on their cover
lets the case assumed new phase. There
was collection taken up Cor poisons, but
Tie drugs disappeared and the rats re-
Ilained. Detective Frank PIacek was
: Ssed from slumber by a hungry rodent
gnawiag his toe and he emptied his revolt
yer at the pest In the next few nights
shooting became general, but the police
men were poor shots or the rats were good
dodgers. for the dead rats were scarce.
Yesterday the public telephone was rem
dered useless and investigation disclosed
the fact that the wires had been broken by
the invading army. The connections OF the
police signal system were severed in SINH
lar fashion. and last night Sergeant Lent
discovered two rats dragging his lunch
from its place on a shelf. cat was cap
tured in the neighborhoo6 40 :a-ned loose
in the station. But il was a young cat
and when the officers went TO see what
progress il was making they found the
census of catdom had been reduced by one
The last straw was added last night when
the five dodgers who had applied for
shelter in the basement. craWled out Of
their berth next TO the furnace, ami, with
trembling lips, declared IN favor of new
sleeping place. Hence the cry for cats.
but they must be sturdy felines, since the
policemen object 10 banqueting the In
vading host.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1900-04-25
NO RUNNING FOR HIM.
How LRndIady's Husband Would
Respond to n Suggestion.
From the Chicago Times Herald)

(from the Ohlcago lines -tcralo-)
Don't tell me-" said the star boarder.
that it's the deed which counts for 1.
Nor is it what is said that is great 1t all
1t. Supposing. for instance, that your
seven-year-old boy had written The Alb
sent-Minded Beggar.' Who Won q have
paid any attention to ito Nobody. But it
was turned out by Kipling, tic efore it
has been sung and applauded wherever the
English language is spoken. and hundreds
OF thousands of dollars have been raised by
means of it for the benefit of the British
soldiers.
And so il goes all the way down the
line prominent preacher in Brooklyn
declared few days ago that be didn't be-
lieve in the Presbyterian creed What was
the result? The papers were full of il;
everybody talked about il, and there was
a mighty stir all over the country WHAT
IL the man who takes care Of the furnace
here had said the same thing in the same
words? Who would have cared? What
newspaper would have printed his picture
So there again you see it is a case OF the
man and not what he does.
russell Sage takes nothing but liquid
EJurishment in order to avoid welr ng OFT
the gold filling in his teeth, and people call
him a curmudgeon; but when my iuuch
consists merely OF howl OF soup nob76y
notices IT. And now here's this lates
proof that thing which is done is new T
important unless the person who d es It
has gained prominence"
What's that?" the lendlady asked.
Why, supposing you were to cal vo r
husband downstairs some morniTg a-d tell
him to run for President? What would he
the RESULT"
We'll" she replied. If you kney hin a.
well as do, you wouldn't need to ssk W at
would be the result He'd sit down in he
nearest rocking chair and gay:
oh, you run, Mary; I'm too tired Z"