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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
NO SIGN OF ENNvl.
Psepss Are Not Necessarily Bored or

PespIs Are Not Necessarily Bored or
sleepy when They Cape.
Some folks assert that we yawn be-
cause we are tired; others say that the
yawn means the exact reverse-that
one yawns only when he is interested
deeply. Now comes along scientist
who has a brand new theory, that the
yawn simply expresses a lack of res
piratory power and that one yawns
only to get more air into his lungs.
According to him yawning is simply a
deep inspiration, deeper and continued
Tor a longer period than sigh, which
Is drawn through the widely open
mouth and accompanied by depres-
sion of the lower jaw and an elevation
of the shoulder. In this way the ut
most capacity is obtained for the en-
trance of air and the fatigued respira-
ton power is REINFORCED. At theater
the people who are interested most
deeply appear between the acts to be
weary of the whole thing, yawning half
a dozen times in succession. The rea-
son for this is physiological and is pro-
vided for by the new theory. When
ones attention is absorbed much in
anything exciting or touching one
breathes in shallow manner and
takes into the lungs only half enough
AIR. Consequently, when ones atten-
ton is relaxed one has to make up the
deficiency.
II you watch man at a play and
observe that he is moved greatly by
some incident you may feel sure that
when the scene ends he will sigh. and
a moment or two later yawn repeated
~. OF course, the yawning, so far
from being a sign of WEAKNESS, is a
proof of the liveliest appreciation. The
most curious thing about yawning is
what scientists term sympathy" II,
In crowded room, you notice one per-
son cape in the space of a minute or
two his neighbor will have to put his
hand to his mouth. The yawning may
become epidemic to such an extent that
everyone present in the room will
yawn in turn. The process is interest
Ing to watch, but it is problem to ex-
plain, and. according to psychologists,
there Is no known reason why "sympa-
thy" should effect personal and indi.
vidual action like yawning.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
Deafne,, Cannot b, Cured

by local Implications. us they cannot reach tho
diseased portion OF the car. There is only one
tutional remedies. DEAFNESS Is caused by an
tnflnmed condition Of the mucus lining Of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed
Ing, and when 1t Is entirely closed deafness II
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its norma.
condition, hearing will he destroyed forever;
nine cases out Of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition ci
the mucus surfaces.
Of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists. s5c.
Halls Family Pills arc the best
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
Dairy Notes.

Winter is the time when we hear
most about dilnculties with the cream
to be churned. Sometimes 1t take two
hours to come and sometimes It will
not come at all. The cause is general
" one Of two things: either the cranrr,
has not reached the proper state OF
acidity or the temperature is not
right Cream should be properly
ripened before being churned. The
putting In Of fresh cream just before
beginning to churn means loss to the
dairyman and probably trouble In ger
Ting the butter to,rome. The tempera-
.ture Is great thing. a thermometer
should be n use ii every household
where churning 10 done and the cream
raised to say IS degrees before churn-
ing a begun. IN ripening the cream
the temperaxure should be kent a
about 85 degrees or higaer, Is allow
the fermentxt "a work 5ss
The New Zealand fafmers are ~
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
PATENTS.

List OF Patents Issued Last Week to
Y Northwestern Inventors.
Robert Fjellman, Wilmot, s. D.. pipe
wrench; Frederick w. Flakker, Wheat
on. Mimi, animal trap; James l.. Kim
ball, Mountain iron. Mimi, sash held
er; John T. Morris, Minneapolis, Mimi,
automatic tank valve; Emil A. Nelson,
Hallock, Mimi, Photographic back
ground carrier; Gustav A. Peterson
and a. Olson. Florence, Mimi. artifi-
cial bait; Mahlon III. Vinkle, Cakes, N.
d., acetylene gas apparatus; John
Wester, Triumph, Mimi, sack holder.
Merwin. Lothrop & johnson. Patent Attor-
neys. oil & 912 Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Paul
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
Economy.

The pastors wife heard Of a desper-
ately poor family. OF course she went
to see about it. A man with months
growth beard opened the door for
her. The room, certainly, wasn't very
cheerful, but in one corner there was
coal-oil stove, which was still burning,
though 1t was after 10 o'clock.
"r!ell," she slid to the man, "why
do you keep your stove burning all
day"
"Oh. num-" he answered, 1--WE amt
got no matches, an If we PIT it out we
could never hight it again."-Life.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
Trouble !ahend.

Mrs. W.-Did your stenographer adj
dress those "at home" cards of mine to
the list gave you?
Yes, but she made slight error.
She sent them to list Of our cred
itors."-Life.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

CuredAfter Repeated Failures With Other
will inform addicted to Morphine, Laudanum
Opium. Cocaine. of never.failing, harmless, home
cure. Mrs.. n. H. Baldwin. Box 1912, Chicago. Ill.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
ProancritY for 10fll.

FfOHQCrAty HOr 1OUUe
Indications point to great prosperity
for tie coming year. This is a sign Of
healthy nature. The success of n
country, as well as of an individual,
depends upon health. If you have any
stomach trouble try Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters which cures dyspepsia, in
digestion and biliousness.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

WHEAT. which brings the highest price IN 10
markets Of the world thousands Of cattle Az
without day. shelter Send for informatieo
and secure q free homo in Western CanoAA
Write the Superintendent of Immigration. OttA-
wa. or address the undersigned. who will nan
you aliases, pamphlets, etc. free Of cost Boa
Davies, l54 East third ST., St Paul, or r. O.
Currie. Stevens Point Wis.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

Dropsy treated free by DR.. q. Il. Green's
Sons, of Atlanta, Ga. The greatest dropsy
specialists in the world. Read their adver.
tisement in another column of this paper.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
A Reward in Sight.

A Reward in Sight.
"What makes you SO devoted to golf.
Mr.. Poddington?"
well, you see. somebody always
gives n dinner after the game. "-Inda-
annapolis Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
A Pessfn,ist.

Government by the'people," declared
LOTHIAN, sis failure"
"Oh, wouldn't take my defeat for
such small office as the legislature so
much to heart" rejoined McMany.-
Philadelphia North American.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

\DEWEYS FLAG SHIP GRlDLEY. COMMANDER
Gridey Captain Grlev
OF our remedy,
at the solicitation Of friend Pe,wna
household. after using
person." E.. GridZey.
of Kidneys
Hartman olunbus Ohio, for ebook.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

Piso's Cure for Consumption is the best
OF all cough cures.-George W.. Lots,
Fabucher, La, August 26. 1856.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
Means of Grac.

"The interest in our church seems
Tagging"
Yes; we will have to get up a bazaar
or revival" Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

The office boy who can go on steadily
attending to his duties while a band is
marching by is a genuine hero.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
Leyclfnn.

LevcIfnG.
"pugilism," said the solemn man,
'brings man to the level of the brute"
Worse than that" said the man
with the red nose. cit often brings
him to the level Of the floor" -Indan-
apolis Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
Had Been There Before,

Had Been There before.
Mrs. Gillian-Now, Mrs. WXkoff. we
really must say goodbye. Dear. while
you are putting your overcoat on I
want to tell Mrs. Wykoff a secret. -
Mr.. Gillian-All right. I'll Just go
md get my hair cut and meet you on
the corner.-New York Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

Barbed wire fences are used extens-
lively in South Africa, and most of the
material is imported from the United
States.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY,
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. An
druggists refund the money II It fails to cure
Csc. E. w. Groves signature on each boz.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

: Blessed is the woman who gives her
best preserves to members of her own
family.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

An Arctic Incident.
''l'm after you" cried the hunter.
Il don't give wray," retorted tho
seal.
Thercuron he skinned ofr.-philade,-
plia Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

Some men show good judgment by
showing a lack Of self confidence.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

Avarice is always poor, but poor by
its own fault-Johnson.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

A small boy says the worst nation
OH earth is vaccination.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

Scientific Farming Scientific farm
ing ID farming in accordance with ma
lures, immutable laws. That il what
farmers have been trying to do since
the very tirst beginnings Of the In
dustry.: These laws men have meas
,1rably learned by experience. Should
each depend on his own experience Tor
the knowledge needed to guide him ~
his industry. he would not learn IL III
lifetime the alphabet Of farming. ne
has unconsciously benefited from the
accumulated experience Of ages. Could
he not bencht more. now that 30 much
has been learned. By frequent farmers.
meetings discussions Of methods anSl
exchange 81 experience s's'sSs
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05
MILLIONS

Of acres Of choice ag1a-
cultural LANDS ~
opened for Settlom0ao
In Western CanAdA.
Here is grown the o0l-
ehrated No 4 HARD
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-01-05

Inor0 lS report IN clrCuldLlOu Oh q
movement on foot to introduce hog
raising on a large scale into Siberia.
There is no doubt that the industry is
already established there but it seems
hardly believeable that it can ever as
sumo such proportions that it will
menace the position N the foreign
market Of our own pork products. Ac-
cording to the rumors mentioned. q
great European syndicate is being or
Sanized with a capital of $50; 000, 600.
4'he intention is not only to raise hogs
in Siberia but to provide transporta-
ton for them to the German and Eng
fish markets. from which they are sup
posed to drive out the American pork
products. 1t will probably be found
On investigation that the alleged syn
dicate is long way from controlling
SEQ 000.00O Of capital or any other
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-12-08
Looping Off Wages,

Just because there Is temporary lull
In tho iron and steel Industries there Is
q disposition on the part OF manufac-
turers to reduce the wages OF employees
this In spite OF the effect It will have
on themselves. When wages are re-
duced 1t Is extremely hard to move
them UP again, and they should be the
last thing touched In economfzing the
expense account 1t Is, in somo re-
spects, q suicidal policy, especially
when the prospects for the future were
never brighter. Besides 1t is false econ
omy.
Each manufacturer" says the Amer
lean Manufacturer, of Pittsburgh. who
lops off 10 or Is per cent In salaries sets
IN example his competitors must fol-
low. II one manufacturer pays out
$1,000 in wages each week, and he re-
duces this amount 10 per cent ten other
employers OF labor doing the same
thing, It is only question OF 4 month
or more until $4,000 is taken out Of cir
culatlon each week.
| Such o move extends altogether too
rapidly. Wage reductions are like pam
les, and soon 1t may be that 100000
laborers will suffer. Taking this as a
basis, and each laborer getting 81 per
day,wlth n 10 per cent reduction the daily
! loss to the country Will be million
dollars each day. With this amount
OF money out Of circulation, the manu-
facturer who first started the panic will
have to accept his share OF the reduc-
ton. How will he benefit in the long
run? The chances are he may have to
stand q greater percentage OF loss in
trade than he can afford. and failure re-
suits. He will be the victim OF his own
| financial folly"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-12-08
Christmas Gifts.

The Christmas gift is just now the
absorbing thought Of millions. It is,
what shall I get for him or her? AS
usual the wife or sweetheart Of the
man will select some impossible neck
tie. slippers or house Jacket in the hope
that It will please busy man whose
complexion will not stand the strenu-
Gus colors OF the necktie. or who has
no time to enjoy the luxury OF slippers
or Joseph's coat house-jacket. So It
Is that people spend sleepless nights
and waking hours in the crowded stores
trying to find something that Will
please. and are not sure they have hit
the mark when they finally make Sc
lection.
This leads to the deduction that the
fortunate recipients OF the thoughtful
ness OF friends and relatives should not
Kick. no matter what they receive, for
in this selfish epoch they should re-
jo!ce to be remembered ut all. And
there are many grateful people of that
character; they who take into account
the motive and not the price or useful
ness OF the gift. They are those who
store gifts away. ALLOW no profane eyes
10 gaze on them and who worship not
the gift, but the giver in secret. for
back OF the gift stands the giving,
Back OF the hand that receives. thrill
The sensitive nerves OF receiving"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-12-08

1t Is no woudcr that women everywhere
are full OF unbounded praise and gratitude
for DR.. Picrcc's Favoritc Prescription, It
does away with all suffering due to the dis.
eases OF the organs peculiarly feminine. It
regulates the periods stops the disagreeable
drains heals inhamed and ulceratcd con.
dilons, and cures female weakness. It
brings all the delicate female organs into
natural, healthy and harmonious action.
There is no opium or other narcotic,
and no alcohol whisky or otter alcoholic
stimulant in " Favoritc Prescription"
Sick women arc invited to consult DR..
Pierce by letter, without charge. Write
freely. Every letter is treated as strictly
private and sacredly confidential.
Mrs. NJ. p. Long, Of lie Loup, franklin Co.,
kans, writes: words cannot express how
grateful am for yonr3 kind advice aud good
medicines have been in poor health more or
less oil my life In the past nine year, grew
worse, aud two years ago I was 50 poorly Could
hardly drug around. I con1ulted a specialist,
and he said fhad liberation aud that an opera.
ton would have 10 be performed This did not
seem necessary to me, DO time went by, and I
at last wrote to Dr. Pierce asking advice, I
bought two bottles Of Favorite Prescription, >
two Of the Discovery and two vinls of the pei
let; as advised. When commencing weighed
Iioh pounds. and after taking one bottle OF each
was like q new woman, In one month gained
eight pounds. After taking two bottles each OF
the medicines named, I began TO look like a
weary tired feeling all let me. and il did seem
% though life was worth living"
Dr.. Pierce's Pellets cleanse the skin.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-12-08
Recent West Virginia Tragedies.

The recent tragedies at Panther and
Williamson. West Virginia. have given
West Virginia a rather uncnyiable rep
uta ton abroad, and unfortunately n
minister OF the gospel, one Of the VIC
tins and also the aggrcssor serves to
do anything but pppItsa'e the condem-
nation that those w!thou; the pale OF
the state are disposed TO visit upon US
M quarrel.ome people and ready
shooters, which we are not.
It Ia q great pity that rev. Wohi had
no: exercised little OF that discretion
and boundlezs charity he was supposed
to IncuIcatc rs the representative OF the
Great Teacher. It Is one OF the painful
features OF the williamson affair
MA: he was guilty o. gross exasgern-
ton in the pulpit and entirely too per-
sosAiln hIs application OF the truths he
gdught to pxpoupd. Temperance In
language IL quite ny necessary 10 holy
living and th4 conservation Of tho
peaec III commGtitles aa the obsary-
ance OF that virtue In other lInes, ar.
Wohi has paid the penalty FOR hla raah :
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-12-08
To.night,s Suggestion Meetings,


The Republicans vii! hold meetings
tonight at the various places des!g-
mated in an advertisement which ap-
pears elsewhere, for the purpose Of sug-
gestins the names Of persons to be voted
for as candidates for council at the ap-
preaching primaries, and 1t is import
ant that there should be 4 large attend
ance on the preliminaries this evening.
Good and acceptable candidates are de-
handed this time, because the Demo-
Gratis at their meetings Thursday even
ing have put forward, with very few ex-
ceptions, some of the very best timber
in the party. Therefore, IL the Repub-
licans hope to succeed next January
they must meet the Democrats with Sc
lectlons equally as good. II they do not
1t will not take 4 very perspicuous poll
titan or 4 Very wise man to foretell the
fate that awaits the party.
The people without party bias are
thoroughly aroused over the present
loose manner the city affairs are being
administered with respect to the ascan-
dancy Of an element that has become
!mpertinent and insulting to the we'll
ordered and law-abidins citizenship.
That power must be destroyed at all
hazards, and II we may judge by the
present temper of the people, they are
going to do 1t. This makes It incum-
bent on the Republicans to select the
most trustworthy members Of the par
ty for prospective councIlmanic candi-
dates.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-12-08
Taxation Of Churches and Schools.

California is pursuing 4 penny wise
and pound foolish policy in taxing
church property. the, property OF all
schools except those OF the state. public
libraries. and all institutions establish
ed and supported by public or private
gifts. No greater mistake could be
made, and California is suffer
ing as a consequence from
this ill-advised condition OF affairs
by lack Of these accomplishments OF
civilization. The most liberal state in
these particulars is the happiest and
most prosperous, for there is no better
police power In the world than the pre-.
euinence and wide diffusion Of churches
and schools.
In the broadcast and most philanthro-
pic aspect it Is unjust, for the reason
that those who out OF their abundance
would aid churches and educational In
situations are subject 10 tax o.I banev-
olence, which Is wholly antagonist!c to
the spirit and genius OF our republican
form OF government. Besides those %ho
build churches whose support they con-
tribute to are virtually submitted
10 double taxation. AS the Pittsburgh
Christian Advocate pertinently points
cout, the Inequity and the mi
guilty OF such law will be seen by any
one who will study It fairly for mo-
ment. The people who build and sup
port the churches do more to preserve
the public peace and promote the public
welfare than courts. police and armies.
and do It at their own cost. For the
state TO tax the buildings in which they
carry on this much needed and invalua-
bic work IS simply absurd"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-12-08

Senator Danlel-a veritable Daniel
come TO tudgment-has evolved a propo-
sItion with regard to the qualification
OF voters, which he will submit to the
constitutional convention of Virginia,
which he thinks is an improvement.
over the grandfather" clause adopted
by Louisiana and North Carolina His
scheme exempts from the illIteracy
clause all persons from Virginia who
served in any war. This would let in
all ilitera,e ex-Confederate and Fed
cral soldiers. white and black. The
number Of the two last named classes
will be Insignificant.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-12-08

. y.
ness most wocfully and has attracted
unkindly attention to calling that
should be above brawllng, to say moth
ing Of being murdcrously inclined.
The other tragedy resulting In the
killing Of two men bears quite another
aspect though none the less deplora-
Bile. Both Of these occurrences come at
an unhappy time-just when the state
had composed Itself in peace with the
suppression OF the intermlnable Hat
ficld-McCoy feud. which KentuckyIzed
West Virginia for so many years. But
these tragedies must not be taken by
the outside world as an indication of
the Observation-Disclosures OF the people. for
the large and ever increasing Invasion
OF new corners. In the main, bring with
them tho offenders.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-12-08
Wants Honors Distributed.

To the Editor OF the Intelligenccr.
S1R:-I see that the names Of two
excellent men have been suggested for
council from the Seventh ward. namely.
DR.. Mesrail for the first branch, and
Mr.. Roy Naylor for the second branch.
Both Of these are in the centre of the
ward. desire TO name as a representa-
tive of the lower end Mr.. A. L. White.
| do not know that Mr.. White desires
to enter council. but no good citizen
Should decline such service at this i'm
portant crisis in our city. Mr.. White
Is n man OF education, excellent busI-
ness qualifications, and sterling char
acter, and his intimate knowledge of
city affairs Will make him councilman
OF exceptional influence. CITIZEN, &
Wheeling. Dec. 7.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1900-12-08
Representative slbley has a bill pro.

Representative Slbley has n bill pro-
posing an amendment to the constItu-
ton that would turn the hair Of the
special guardian OF that document. Bal
ley. Of Texas, n pure white II It had
any chance Of passing. Mr.. slblry's
bill proposes that the President shall
hold his Office six years and be inelIgi-
Bile for reelection; that the vice presi-
dent shall hold his office seven years,
and that cx-PresideRts shall become
United States scnatots-at.large during
good behavior. although having no vote.
The provisions for the vice presidency
and seuators-at-largc are too r!dIcu-
Ious for serIous consideration.