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Arizona republican., 1900-07-26
GLOBE SIGHTS.

Yesterday was always a fool. Being a dunce is the most expensive habit you can possibly have.
 People need a little common sense more than they need a lot of money.
 The manner in which some women. who are apparently friends. abuse each other, scares the men.
 An Atchison girl says her temper is improving, as she was mad all day yesterday, and no one knew it.
 A woman is not a real sincere ad- mirer of her preacher unless she knows of three other towns that want him.
 When a family adopts a girl of six teen, it means that they will have a kitchen girl in future without wages.
 Your foolish days are not over until you feel sorry for people who are go- ing away on the cars, instead of envy ing them.
 Every house is supplied with screens, but the flies get in. There are laws against selling liquor in Kansas, but liquor is sold.
 About the earliest impression chil- dren get of their fathers opinion Of their mother. is that she is a very ex- travagant woman.
 An Atchison man lately had a tooth pulled, and now says that at the first opportunity he intends to whip the dentist for hurting him.
 When a woman is in love, she always pretends to be deeper in than she real ly is. And when a woman goes to shooting, that is never love; that is meanness.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1900-07-26

eraI arrived at the famous British fort ress he was given a hearty reception by the soldiers. He made several ad- dresses, which were well received, and will assume the duties of his post at once.
 A rain room in a millionaire's palace is a new thing, but the sensation pro- duced is as old as Noahs ark, which, as Victor Smith suggests, was the first great rain room. Unlike the ark, how ever, this room of today has tin roof and a sounding board. The millionaire lived in a hut when a boy and was ac- customed to the sound of the rain pat tering on the loose boards.
 The word compound" which is used frequently in the war dispatches from China, means an inclosure. In that country and Japan it is customary to build high brick walls around factories, business houses, banks and residences for protection, and these are the ''com- pounds mentioned.
Arizona republican., 1900-07-26

ley proper. An added supply in this valley would increase the supply in the Buckeye country. thus enlarging the cultivated area in that neighbor- which would be to greatly strengthen their efforts toward securing a rail- road.
Arizona republican., 1900-07-26
In another column there is printed this morning a communication by a

In another column there is printed this morning a communication by a
 subscriber who opposes
 ANTI the suggestion made by BOND AR The Republican for the GUMENTS. bonding of the county
 to encourage reservoir construction. The writer represents .or perhaps rather speaks, for the farmers of a section of the county who already have all the water they need and who therefore do not wish to undertake any part of the burden proposed in the in terest of those other sections which are without water At first glance and as suming that the bonds would be a.bur- den, this would appear to be a strong and unanswerable moral argument, but it has been frequently explained in these columns and by persons who have been interviewed from day to day that water storage would be beneficial to the whole county, even to those sec tions adjacent to the Buckeye, St. Johns and other canals in which there is abundant water for all the land lying under them. The present taxable valu- ation of the county is about O.OOO.O .OOO 1t is estimated that with an adequate and permanent water supply the tax able valuation would be raised to s3O.000. 900. though no doubt in five years 1t would be much greater than that. Would not the tax on that in- crease of s2O.00O 0eO afford the Buckeye or the St. Johns taxpayer 2 relief far beyond his share of the burden of the interest on $500.000 of water storage bonds? It is true that the benefits re- ceived by him would not be so great as those to be enjoyed by the farmers of the less favored sections, but he would still be benefited.
 Another objection which appears on the face of it to be a moral one is made on behalf of the "prior appro- priator." whoever he may be and who is said to be in possession of his right to water. Why should he burden him self with the task of procuring rights for others? We have observed, how ever. that though the "prior appro- priator'' has O right" he is no better off than his neighbor In the matter of water. His position is satisfactory only from a theoretical point of view. The Republican does not desire to disturb any existing theories, but to procure a removal of the condition which threat ems the future of the valley
 We believe further laying aside the consideration of the question of bene- fits, direct or indirect. that a proper pa triotic spirit should impel every prop erty owner In the valley to support a project whose object is the building up of the whole country; the more so since his support may be siven without any cost to himself.
 Finally, and to thoroughly s.t at rest the misgivings of our friends in the Buckeye country, we would direct their attention to the fact that their sec fion would benefit directly from a res ervoir. It is we'll known that that thriving commuaity gets a good DOT tior of its water supply through the reappearance there of water which has previously irrigated the Salt River val
Arizona republican., 1900-07-26
ACHIEVEMENTS PRAYERS.

First Delegate-That. was a fine prayer with which the convention opened.
 Second Delegate-I don't know It struck me the statistics were not pre- sented in a way to give the Lord clear idea of the political situation.-Detroit Journal
Arizona republican., 1900-07-26
DOG.

Often his own continual growing is enough to make a man think he leads a dogs Iife.-Detroit Journal.
Arizona republican., 1900-07-26

General Sir George Stewart White.
 the hero of the siege of Ladysmith and the soldier who was not afraid to own up to it when he blUndered. has just been installed in his new position as governor of Gibraltar When the gen
Arizona republican., 1900-07-26
The Arizona Republican

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PHRNIx, JULY 2e. 1900.
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THE ONLY NEWSPAPER IN ARIZONA THAT IS PUBLISHED EVERY DAY. IN THE YEAR.
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Entered at the postoffice at Phoenix, Arizona, as mail matter of the second class.
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Senator Wolcott of Colorado is the foremost leader of republicanism in
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
HER '"sUSPICION CURE"

1t Made Life One Lingering Honey
moon For Mrs. Jones' Adviser.
81 would he quite happy if my hus.
band would not spend so much of his
time at his club" said Mrs. Jones, with
a sigh.
"Why don't you try the suspicion
cure? said her intimate friend.
What in the name of Susan B. AN
thony Is the suspicion cureT asked
Mrs. Jones in amaZement.
'fWell, my husband got in the habit
Of spending his evenings at his club,
and worried over it for some time be-
fore 1 hit upon a plan to keep him at
home. At first / pleaded with him,
telling him how lonely l was at home
when he was away, but he would only
laugh and promise to be home early,
which meant midnight or later. Then
l changed my tactics. Instead Of ask
ing him to remain at home urged him
to go to his club. The way he raised
his eyebrows the first time suggested
it showed me ] was on the right tack,
and l resolved to keep it up. One night
when he came home for dinner he an
nounced that be had a severe headache
and would remain home for the even
ing. l opposed the idea and pointed
out that an evening at his club would
cause him to forget his headache and
do it good. BE gave me a hard look
but acted on the suggestion and left
for his club. Something told me that
he would be back within an hour, so
made an elaborate toilet and waited
for him to return. He came home, as
expected, with the plea that his head
was worse and that he couldn't stand
the noise at the club. condoled with
him and ignored his question concern
ing my elaborate toilet. He hasn't
been away for an evening since. 1t is
almost like the old honeymoon, only ht
appears to have something on his MIND
that he is not entirely satisfied about
London Answers.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
A minister's Good Work.

q had a severe attack of bilious collie,
got a bottle of .Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera Diarrhmai Remedy, took two
doses and was entirely cured" says Rev.
A. A. Power, of Emporia, Kan. my
neigkbor across the street was sick for
over a week, had two or three bottles OF
medicine from the doctor. He used
them for three or four days without re-
lief, then called in another doctor who
treated him for some days and gave him
mo relief, so discharged him. went
over to see him the next morning. He
said his bowels were in a terrible fix,
that they had been running off so long
that it was almost bloody f1ux. l asked
him if he had tried ChamOerlain's Collie,
Cholera and DiarrhOea Remedy and ht
SAID. No. I went home and brought
him my bottle and gave him one dose
told him to take another dose in fifteen
or twenty minutes if he did not find re-
lief, but he took no more and was en-
t1reIy cured" For sale by Wight &
Bro. and all medicine dealers.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
A Test or Accuracy.

Drawing from memory is one Of the
most difficult things in the world to do.
Even professional artists find that they
must rely largely upon hasty jottings
made upon the spYt as suggestions for
their pictures. Those who are not art
lists need to look Reenly and closely at
what they wish TO recollect, for they
must depend upon their memory to
bring details back to them. 1t is an ex-
"ellent corrective Of superficial observa-
ton to sketch scene as we think we
saw it and afterward return to the
scene and take another view. 1t is a
training both in accuracy and humil-
ity. for we learn aow easy it is to de-
ceive ourselves as to what we have
remarked.-Florence Hull Winterburn
IN Woman's Homo Companion.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
Hnhit Horse,s Work.

"When l retired from the contract
ing business a short time ago." said a
well known man, 81 had a number of
horses that / was anxious to dispose
of. Among them was one named Jer-
ry, which for several years had been
used to working on a drum. In such
work a horse becomes accustomed to
lifting his feet high to avoid striking
the hosting ropes. When the horses
were put under the hammer, Jerry
went to Harlem grocer.
About a week later the purchaser
Of Jerry called at my house and told
me that he had a lot Of trouble with
the horse He said that Jerry would
go a short distance, when he would
stop short and lift his feet high, and
after doing this would go a little far
ther, only to repeat it again. l told the
grocer why the horse stopped short
and lifted his feet and also advised
him to look up some contractor and
sell the animal to him for hosting pur-
poses. He did so, notifying me that he
received a larger price than he paid
me for the horse. New York Sun.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
BLOOD POISON CURED BY B. Bls
Bottle Free to Sufferers.

Deep-seated, obstinate cases, the kfnd
that have resisted doctors, hot sp1fngS
An1 patGnt medicine treatIn9nt, quita1iy
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you mucuOus patches in the mdbth:
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Bone Pains? Itching Skin? Swi iiIen
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Spots? Chancree? liberation on the
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system so the symptoms cannon rel urn.
At the same time B. B. B. builds uk the
broken down constitution and imptbves
the digestion. So sufferers mayt test
B. B. B. trial bottle will be given Eway
free of charge.
B. B. B. for sale by druggists at pei
large bottle. or six large bottles full
~treatment) S.. Complete dired ions
with each bottle. For trial bOttl9 ad-
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medical advice given.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
THE FIRST BABY.
It's Coming is Looked Forward "a
With Both Joy and Fear and its
Safe Arrival is Hailed With
Pride and Delight by All.

The arrival of the first baby in the
household is the happiest and most inn
portant event of married life. The young
wife who is to become mother delights
to think of the happiness in store for her
when the little one shall nestle upon her
breast and latterly she shall hear it lisp
the sweet and holy name, mother. F"
But her happy anticipation quickly van
isher vhen she realizes the terrible pain
and uffefing through which she must
pass while bringing the little one into
the world. An indescribable fear of the
danger attendant upon the ordeal eOOn
dissipates her jOyfulness.
Thousands OF women have learned
by experience that there is absolutely
no necessity for the suferings which at
tend childbirth; they know that by
the use of Mothers Friend pa scien-
tif1c linimept-for q few weeks before
the trying hour, expectant mothers car
so prepare themselves for the tinal
hour that the pain and suffering of the
dreaded event are entirely Obviated and
it is safely passed through with com.
paratively little discomfort.
All women are interested, and es
pecially expectant mothers who for thS
first time have to undergo this trial, il
such remedy for they know the pail
and suffering, to say nothing Of the dan
ger, which is In store for them. s'Moth
er's Friend" is woman's greatest bles
sing, for it takes her safely through thl
severest ordeal of her life. Every womaI
should be glad TO read the little bOOl
Before Baby is Born" I" which contain
information of great value to all. ]
will be sent free to any one who send
their address TO The Brad6eld r
lator Co., Atlanta, Ga.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
NIGHTMARE.
The Sensation That Always Makes a
Man q Coward.

The sensation IHat Always MAKES q
Man a Coward.
Strange that we are always so cow
ardly in Nightmares" remarked a New
Orleans lawyer who has a taste for
the bizarre. 81 don't believe anybody
ever lived who stood up and made a
square stand against the amorphous
horror that invariably pursueS US in
such visions. When l have a night
mare and the usual monster gets on
my trail, my blood turns to water, and
my conduct would disgrace a sheep. 1
am beside myself with stark, down
right fear. and / have no idea left in
my head except to run like a rabbit.
All pride, self respect. dread Of ridicule
and even the instinct Of self defense
are scattered to the winds, and l be-
lieve, honestly. would be capable OF
any infamy in order to escape. 1 have
no hesitation in confessing this, be-
cause. as far as l have been able to
find out. everybody acts exactly the
same way in the thrOes Of nightmare,
and | feel certain / would not make
such a pitiable spectacle Of myself in
real life, no matter what might befall.
81 think that the explanation of the
nightmare panic is to be found in the
fact that the dream is almost invari-
ably accompanied by sense of suffO-
cation. 1t is well established that
chOking-the shutting off of ones
wind to use a hOmely phrase-has an
effect upon the mind which is entirely
distinct and different from that pro-
duced by any other form Of pain or
peril 1t fills the victim with. such hor-
TOR and distraction that he Is for the
moment insane. He will do anything
70 get relief This has been brought
out Oh more than one occasion in the
defense of men who have been chOked
and killed their assailants, and judges
have held that the circumstances Of
such an attack should be given special
consideration as eXtenuating the deed.
In dreams the entire nervous system is
relaxed, and it is natural to suppose
that the mental effect of suffocation
would be intensified. At least, that is
the best apology l have to offer for my
sprintS through nightmare land."
Orleans TimeS-DemOcrat.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
She Got n New Pair

Sarcasticus and. his wife were going
to the theater.
"Will you please go in and get my
goats off the dressing table" said Mrs.
s.
"YOur goats" 'queried the puzzled
Sarcasticus. What fangle have you
women got nOWFI
I'll show yOuS' snapped the wife,
and she sailed away and soon returned
putting on her gloves.
Are those what you mean? Why, l
call those kids"
81 used to-" replied Mrs. SarcasticuS,
shut they are getting so old l am
ashamed to any longer"
He took the hiRt.-Pearson's Weekly.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
STICK 70 SIMPLE room.

american Business Man,s PaS,
Demands Easily Digested Di.he.s
There was in the old DAYS far III,
wear and tear upon the nerves. al
under such conditions, digestion w
more completely performed" wriH,
Mrs. s. I. Rorer of "Why Am
posed to Pies" in The Ladies' HoR
journal 'The mothers Of today mJzs
look more carefully to the building b
their bodies and brains than thki
mothers and grandmothers did. ko
deed at the pace at which we Am4i
cans are going we use our brains ka
Iull speed nearly all the time. VIA
man can build brain and Drawn &,
pies, layer cakes or preserves or A,,
orner mass Of material which from Nt
very complexity requires labor gh,
time for digestion, drawing the BID b,
from the brain to the stomach dursn
MS working hours? Observe those Wh
eat their complex foods carelessly IA,
fhastily and you viii see at a glak Re
the conditions that necessitate q c$n
plete rest every now and then, ORA
early nervous breakdown. 4
I'm my close observation in the ks
20 years find very few people in ku
common struggle for existence who tal
for any length Of time eat carelesslI o
complex foods. At 40 or so a man Ika
perhaps have accumulated wealth, Blu
not health, and Of what earthly usA
the first without the second? MN
persons in the generation gone bekr
have eaten pies at least once a Ny
but they have not had meat three THE
a day, nor have they rushed at bu
pace. They gave more time to the I'd
gestiOn Of the pie People who re&m
mend these rich foods rarely know. $y
thing Of their complex conditions I'm
still less Of the complexity Of dies
<Ion o.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
IrOur 10 one


An English officer in Malta stepped
in riding to ask a native the wayf He
was answered by q shrug Of tie poul
-ders and ''No speak English"
You're fool then." said the oicer
But the man knew enough Englsh tC
ask:
'Do you understand MalteseT
mo"
"'Do you know ArabicF"
@'No." IF
|'Do you know ItalianY
'''NO."
'"Do you know GreekT
'"NO."
''Then you four fools. on;y Of ey'-
Youths Companion.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
What Not to Say.

Do not say, ''I can't eat" Take Hoods
Sarsaparilla and say, 81 am hungry all
the time. and food never hurts me.
Never say to your friends that you are
as tired in the morning as at night. Ii
they happen to be sharp they will tell
you Hoods Sarsaparilla cures that tired
feeling
Do not say, "My face is full OF plm'
pies" You are quite likely to be told by
some one, "There's no need of that, for
Hoods Sarsaparilla cures pimples.
It is improper and unnecessary to say
''My health is poor and my blood is bad
Hoods SarsapariIla will give you good
blood, and good health will follow as a
natural consequence.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
CAMPAIGN DATES.
State and Congressional Speakers VIII
Unite in Both Districts.


September 3-Miami, night.
September 4-West Palm Beach,
day.
September ST
September 6-Daytona, day.
September st. Augustine,
night.
September S-Fernandina, night.
September 1O-Macclenny, day.
September 11-Lake City, day.
September 10 Jasper, day.
September l3-Llve Oak, day.
September 14-Madison, day
September 15-Milton, day.
September 17-Pensacola, night.
September 18--DeFuniak, day.
September -Milligan, night.
September Westville, day.
September 2O-VernOn, day.
September 2O-Chipley, night.
September Marianna, day.
September 22-Quincy, day.
September -Wewahitchka, day.
September 25-Blountstown, day.
September 26-Bristol, day.
September 27-Apalachicola, day.
September 28- Carrabelle, day.
party will divldetboth meetings).
September 28-Crawfordville,
day. (Party will divide both meet
ings).
September 90 Tallahassee, day.
October MOI ohticello, day.
October PERRY, day.
October 3-Mayo, day.
October 5-Lake Butler, day.
October 6-Gain nesville, day.
October 8-Ocala, day.
October 9-Led dsburg, day.
October 9-W5 5ldwood, day.
October 9-OrE Eando, night.
October 10-Kissimmee, day.
October Lakeland, night.
October II -B4rtow, day.
October 12-Arc rcadia, day.
October 13-Fprt Myers, night.
October l6-B}ooksville, day.
October 17-IrIvernesS, day.
October 18-Dade City, day.
October 2O-Key West, night.
October 22-Braidentown, day.
October 22--Thmpa night.
October 23-neLand, night.
October 24-Palatka, day.
October 25-Green Cove Springs,
day.
October 26-Qedar Keys, night.
October 27-HrOnson, day.
October 31-JhcksOnville, night.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
How He Got It.

In one of Chauncey NJ. Depew's
stories he told of meeting a man as
funny as himself.
"One day." said Mr.. Depew, 81 met
a soldier who had been wounded in the
face. He was a Union man, and I
asked him in which battle he had been
injured.
"Tn the last battle Of Bull Run, sir,
he replied.
"'But how could you get hit in the
face at Bull RunY asked.
"'Well. SIR said the man. half apol-
ogetically. after | had run a mile or
two got careless and looked back &"
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
THE HEDGE.

Fair neighbor Of the thatched cot,
With gloire de Dijon clustered gable,
80 star sweet, on from plot to plot
Thou trippest, like nymph Of fable.
So blithe thy smile. so soft thy tone,
Thy love so good life to lead in,
I'd fain the hedge were overthrown
And our two gardens made one Edenl
But ''No!'' cries Wisdom. ''Spare the fence,
The thorn, the ivy blackbirds neSe in;
Leave something for the finer sense,
Some dream of joy to hope and rest in,
''Some glad surprise, some mystery
OF inconceivably sweet meaning"
Wisdom Is wise My friend and
Scarce press the topmOst twigs by leaning.
&C. D. C. in Good Words.
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
EcDnOmY,

"What's this?" exclaimed the young
husband. referring to the memorandum
she had given him. "One dozen eggs,
one pound Of raiSins, a bottle of lemon
extract, tin of ground cinnamon and
half a pound of sugar-what do you
want with all these things. Belinda p
give got a stale loaf" replied the
young wife. that I'm going to save
by working it up, into bread pudding.
I never let anything go to waste,
Henry. london Fun
The Weekly Tallahasseean., 1900-08-30
Best for the Bowels.

No matter what ails you. headache to
a cancer, you will never get well until
your bowels are put right. CAscARETs
help nature, cure you without a gripe OF
pain, produce easy, natural movements.
costs you Just 10 cents to start g. ttiDe
your health back. CAscARETs Candy
Cathartic, the genuine, put up in metal
boxes, every tablet has G. G. G. stamped
on it. Beware of limitations.