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Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

COUnlPU
Lass,

Health in her bcaming eyes, health IA
her glowing cheek, health in her merry
laugh Na country air and country
hours can't save her from the common
expeneace Of n-an experience
which duils the eye, pales the cheek.
and turns the lsugh 70 a sigh womaniy
DIS come 30 aimost al. But for these
His there Is heip ard healing ii DR..
Pefce's Favonte Prescription. Il ngu-
iaies the periods stops unhealthy drains,
CURES Inflammation. liberation and fe-
male wcaknea Il makes weak women
strong, sick women vel.
-Nia r1ia Espp 81 rsmeE0su, cuifaFd Co.
~ &. eFltuf had suffered thrce year. q
moft e munlhiF peflesz n seeucd a. uourh
wuule de wtth yain ~ ny hack and eiquach.
] uuia uot Naud wHlseaf fsintiaE; had given
40 al hqeg - esf beiaE uufrd when eAe q
mf tread inaaHi maH ny tryieF ~ FeIcle
Fapsaa fnsafiri1s Whh huI 1itle lifh i
rlre q ED hefFv J had ukrn halls hzth 4
go t4szef had hrtig apprtif Esd sitpf txitrr.
Epe sen happT 10 ~ ] an eutifeiy erred and
~ aess Al 10 moEfhz time. Hhen al cher
me1iaass had 2lcd q d. any Foot 81 Il
nllieaznca l. cured By de use VI Dr.
fcrcea Pleasant FeiietA
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

Twen,y-nlns officers and men wrote
from the front to cay that for scratches,
bruises, cuts, woands, sore feet and
stin joints, Bneklen's AFnIca Ealve Is
the bestin the world, Same for buras,
skin eruptions and piles. Is cents .
boz. Care guaranteed. Sold BY J. p.
LlswellyH, druggist.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

Brother Fabricinn, Of La Sale College, Phila-
deIphia, Pa, adds the following testimonial;
La. Sale College, phIiadelphia, Pa.
Mr.. John II. sohoaeld. Dear SLIT gives
witness to your character as q man and your
ability - a journalist and shorthand writer. /
hope and pray that your efforts, IN whatever
channel you may choose to direct them VIII be re-
warded With The measure OF success which your
talents, Jour energy and your accomplishments
must win. You are, however, too well and
fayorably known 10 need this note or recogni-
BRO. FABRIcIAN.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30
A. a. T. A. MEETING

Sub Order A. II. t. A. No. 1871 meets Moaa,,
night on or before fun moon IN each mont
visiting brethren always welcome.
D. J. ATKINS, ". p.
v. ERDEL, JR., W. Secretary. ip-i-yr.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

1t is thought that the census of 1900
will show Missouri entitled to three
more congressman
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

Miss Donna Horton, OF this city, will
teach the Elm Bend school during the
approaching term.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

kaNe b0es relieved Of
female froabfss by Mrs.
PkBkham,s advice and
s1sedzcine.
The letters Of a few are
prlnEsd regularly IN fhis
papees
n amy 08s doubts Hse
efficiency and saCreeIy
confidential character Of
Mrs. Pinkbans,s methods,
write for q book she has
rOO0nfly p1biEshed which
o0nfaEns letters from fEse
mayor Of lynn, fbe post
MASTER and others Of her
oflyWho have made oaFe-
faf Investigation, and WHO
verify all Of Mrs. Pink
hams ~sfatemenfs ana
claims
The PEnkhass, olalans are
swsepisg. Investigate
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

DR.. Traughber, the osteopath, viii
be here Tuesday, Thursday and Bat
urday Of each week for treating.
Once aeFoss the street east Of Post
once. Call and be examined free OF
charge.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

A daughter, born to Mr.. and Mrs.
George Vanderbilt, is heiress to
$50, 000, 900.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30
VIM. L. Ely was in town Thursday
from Monroe City.

The Armstrong (Mo,) fair will be
held Sept. IS, IA and 10.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

Mrs. Matt Brock, of Macon, is ex-
pected to visit her sister, Mrs. James
Bradley, soon.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30
TRUSTEE's sALE


WHEREAS, William ]. Dubray, q single man
on the LIST day OF March, 1897, By bis certaIr
deed OF trust, duly acknowledged and recorded
In the deed Of trust records Of Audrain County
Missouri, 10 book IS, at page lis, convened Il
the undersigned trustee the following descrfbed
souri,, to-wft:
Lot number I've 90 In block nnmber one ID
and lots three and four 90 and 10 in block mum
Der three % al In Cases Addition to the town
OF Laddonla, Missouri, which said oonveFsnoe
vas made 10 trust to secure the payment Of osr-
tain promissory notes In aaid deed OF trust de-
scribedi and, whereas, said notes are now due
and unpaidi nov, therefore, !, the said trustee,
a. the request OF the legal holder OF said notes,
VII, between the hours OF Q O'Clock a. N. and (
O'Clock p. m. on
Friday, the 3lst Day of August a. D,
1900.
a the east front door of the Court House. In
hexoo, Audrain County, Missouri, sell the above
Described property at public auction 10 ne hieh-
go oidaer. for eash, 70 satisfy SAID debt and ne
T. W. HOWELL.
tas, Trustee.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

Miss Minnie Barry, OF Youngs
Greek, isln Beekenrldge, Mo.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

W. B. Ellis, Of Concord, was In
town on business Wednesday.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30
Ferris Shoe stock At Low Price.

Eerfih moe btock q Low kflceA
The Ferris Shoe Stock will be closed
out at once. All goods 90 st these
prices:
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30
Public sohool Opens sant II.

Public School Opens Sept. IL.
At a meeting Of the School Board
to-day, i've members being present,
1t was decided that the fall term Of
the Mexico Public Schools should open
on September II.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

II You have any kidney trouble, see
DR.. Traughbsr, the Osteopath. He Will
be here On Tuesday, Thursday and
Saturday OF each week. Examination
fraa
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

Mrs. B. B. Adams, Of Triplett, 10 the
guest Of her daughter, Mrs. E. B.
Keath.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

Principal Augustine Jones, Friends School,
Providence, R. /, writes a. follows:
Friends' Boarding School, Providence, r, |.
Q n sehoeeld has frequently reported
the proceedings at this Institution, We have
found bis work faithfully done. He sustains q
good character In this community, and 1t gives
ne pleasure % say . kind word OF him and OF
anybody who do their duty anywhere.
AUGUSTINE JONES,
Principal OF Friends School.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

Boraima won the Massachusetts
stake In straight heats In 2:s1f.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

James Gallaher and family have
moved to Independence, Mo-, to re-
side.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

Capt. John Wilson, who plotted th'
Kane Attic expedition, lie dead.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

Illinois broomcorn growers have
attempted to corner the yield In that
State.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

A. q. Armstrong lie having the ex-
terrier Of his building painted, which
adds greatly to its appearance.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1900-08-30

Mrs. u. r. Pearson, Of Biloxi, Mas,
Il The guest Of Mrs. r. L Pearson.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
GUILTY OF MANsLAUGHTER.
The Wife of the Late Governor of
Lower California Charged With
Numbering a Boy.

San Diego, CAL, Aug. 31.-Word has
been received from Ensanada that
Mrs. Ryerson, wife of the late Gov.
George Ryerson, of Lower California,
had been found guilty of manslaugh-
ter and was serving out her sentence
in the Ensanada Jail.
About year ago a Mexican boy,
who had been in the employ of Mrs.
Ryerson, was found dead hanging to
q tree near her residence. Mrs. Ry-
erson was arrested, charged with the
murder of the boy. The evidence
against her was circumstantial and
the Ensanada judge found her guilty
of manslaughter. The case was APP
pealed to the higher court in the
City of Mexico, but the judgment of
the lower court was confirmed The
term of sentence is not known.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
SCALE NOT SIGNED.
Three Thousand Miners Are Out
of Work, But Expect to
Return Soon.

Knoxville, Tenn, Sept. 1.-On ac-
count of the failure of miners and
coal operators at Coal Creek to agree
on wage scale, the annual contract
with the miners was not signed, as
had been the custom. The miners
decided to adjourn the convention till
September 10. On account of this
failure to agree, all coal mines in Coal
Creek, Jellico, Middlesboro and inter-
veniAg points, with the exception of
two or three mines, are closed down.
1t is not a strike, as both miners and
operators are hopeful of reaching an
agreement by September 10. About
5000, miners are affected.
1t is not a trouble between the
miners union and the operators,
though the union is very active in the
matter, only about so per cent. of the
miners belonging to the union. All
week there has been a conference of
miners and operators at Coal Creek.
at which the miners have demanded
an increase of II per cent. in wages,
eight hours daily labor and pay days
twice month. The operators have
refused to concede these demands
mus far.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
MINERS MAY STRIKE.
The Men in Anthracite Regions AL
most Sure to Walk Out.
The BituminOus Miners Will Also
Go Out If the Operators Ship
Coal Into the Anthracite
Region of Supply.

Indianapolis, Ind, Sept. lin my
opinion there will be a strike in the
anthracite region of Pennsylvania
and it will be the biggest the. United
States has ever known" said Presi-
dent Bhn Mitchell, of the United
Mine Workers of America. Mr..
Mitchell had just returned from a
trip east during which he was pres
ent at the convention of the miners
at HazeIton, Pa.
'Of course a strike must be order
ed by the executive council of the
organization" he continued, "but all
indications point to big tie up. The
situation in a nutshell is simply this:
We have formulated our demands for
an advance of about 20 per cent. in
wages and the removal of certain
conditions that exist in the anthra-
cite region. Principal among these
is that the operators in dealing with
the miners allow $500 pounds to a
ton and in selling coal sell 1000
pounds for a ton.
IF the strike is ordered I believe
that 100000 men will come out. Of
course do not mean that these men
will lay down their tools at once, but
strike spirit is like war spirit, it
grows continually and when once
part of the men are out in an
effort to better their condition, the
others will quickly follow.
81 do not know just what percent
age of the anthracite miners are iii
the mine workers organization, buJ
I firmly believe that $4,000 men will
quit the first day our men are or
dered out. If the bituminous miners
attempt to supply the market for the
anthracite dealers we will be COM
PEELED to call out all of the men in
such mines as supply this coal"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
MINE DESTROYED BY FIRE.
The Engineer Remained at His Post
Until All the Men Were
Taken Out.

Ileadville, Col, Aug. 29.-The Wei
don mine, located just east of the
city limits, was destroyed by fire
The fire started in the engine room
but the engineer remained at his post
until nearly all the men were hoisted
from below. The rest made their way
out through other mines in the vi.
cinity. a large quantity of giant pow,
der was removed safely from the
building by the miners.
The Weldon is one of the richest
producers of silver in the camps anC
has been in almost constant opera
ton since 1895.
The fire burned for over an hour
burning several other houses in the
vicinity The loss is about $50, 900
including a valuable plant of ma
chinery.
The mine is in close proximity to
other shafts and for time a gen
eral confagration was feared.
The engineer was removed from
the building in badly burned condi
ton and is not expected to live.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
SCHOOL BOOK QUESTION.
What the commandments of
the Confederate Veterans Says
on the Subject.

Atlanta, Ca, Sept. 1.-Concerning
the action of the Grand Army Of the
Republic at Chicago on Wednesday in
condemning school books alleged to
be used in southern schools as calcu-
lated to perpetuate prejudice against
the federal government, Gen. John B.
Gordon, commander-in-chief of the
United Confederate Veterans, said:
1T is difficult for me to believe that
any respectable southern teacher is
knowingly using any book that is in
tended to perpetuate sectional preju-
dice in the minds of southern chill
dren.
"More than 20 years ago, with the
hearty approval of Gen. r. Z. Lee
and, 1 believe, with the sanction of
our whole people, made earnest and
persistent efforts to have banished
from schools of the south and of the
north all sectional school books and
books which had any faint of bitter
ness against either section.
every move made by the United
Confederate Veterans and every rec
ommendation by our historical COM
mittee has been to find and sustain,
only such books as gave the truth Of
history without the slightest tinge
of passion or prejudice against either
the north or the south. 1 do not hes
itate to say in the broadest and most
emphatic terms that such is the
spirit of an Overwhelming majority
of the southern people.
can effort, however, to have books
used in schools, north or south,
which would lower the self-respect
of the children of either section or
their legitimate pride in the motives
which prompted the soldiers of either
army or in their fathers achieve
ments, had just as well be abandoned.
Such an effort will never succeed. It
ought not to succeed because il
would be directly destructive of the
future manhood of our country"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
c. A. R. ENCAMPMENT.
The Officers Elected and the Next
Meeting Place Selected.
Congress Will BE Asked to Pass a
Bill Providing for a Court of
Appeals to Act on Pension
Applications.

Chicago, Aug. 31.-The G.. a. Il. con-
vention was called to order promptly
at 9 o'clock by COmmander-in-Ch Chief
Shaw. The committee appointed to
consider the report of the comman-
der-in-chief approved CO it, with the
exception of his recommendation of
an effort to secure the change of the
date of memorial day from May 80
to the last Sunday in May. The re-
port was adopted.
The report of the committee on pen
sion was adopted. The main feature
of the report was a petition to con
gress to pass u bill providing for a
court OF appeals to act Immediately
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
WILL DEMAND DAMAGES.
German Subjects Residing in. the
TransvnnI Complain Of Cruel
Treatment BY British.

Berlin, Aug. ga deputation OF
German subjects residing in the
Transvaal has arrived here to lodge
a complaint with the German foreign
Office regarding alleged cruel treat
ment at johannesburg. They assert
that 400 German subjects of both
sexes were arrested there and sent tC
a seaport, from which point they
were shipped to FTG;hing, where the
British landed there penniless. They
i were arrested, according to the state
ment of the deputation. in shops and
taverns and even in their beds, and
were hurried away barefooted aud
only half clad, losing everything they
had
They are now urging the foreign
office to demand damages for the bru-
tai treatment and the loss of prop.
erty.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04

on the thousands of pension applica.
tions now pending and which court
of appeals shall have final jurisdic.
ton
Pension matters being disposed of
the election of officers was taken uI
and resulted in the election of the
following:
COMMUNICATIVE ief-Leo Rassieur,
st. Louis.
Senior Vice Commander-E. c. Mil.
Iken, Portland, Me.
Junior Vice Frank
SeamOn, Knoxville, Tenn.
Surgeon GeneraI-John A. Wilkins
Delta, O.
Chaplain-in-Chief- A. brahms.
San Quentin, Cal.
The officers were all elected by &C.
clamation.
The place for the next annual en-.
campment was then taken up. There
was no contest for the honor of en-.
Pertaining the veterans 10 1901. Den.
yer apparently being the unanimous
choice of the delegates, and the bid
of the western city for the distinc-
ton met with no opposition.
The installation of the new officers
then took place, and shortly before
o'clock an adjournment sine die
was taken.
The following officers were elected
by the Women's Relief Corps for the
ensuing year: National president
Mrs. Mary L. Carr, Longmont, Col;
national senior vice president, Mrs
Belle NJ. Satterlee, st. Louis, Mo-; ma.
tional junior vice president, Mrs Alb.
bic Il Flagg, Battle Creek, Mich; ma
tional treasurer, Mrs. Sarah E. Phil
lips. Syracuse, n. Y.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Fire in New Orleans.

New Orleans, Sept. Fire broke
out in the upper part of the building
at GOA Canal street, occupied by the
Fairbanks Scales Co., completely de-
strOying the building and contents
The loss is estimated at 100000
Keller Bros shoe factory adjoining
suffered a loss of 100000, and the
Morris building, corner Canal and
Camp streets, sustained about $780,
600 damage, the upper stories being
burned and the contents of other of
fees badly damaged. The loss, it is
believed, is fully covered by insur.
ance
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Did Not stnrt Hin.

Pittsburgh, Pa, Sept. 1.-The fac
tories of the American Window Glass
Co. throughout the country did not
start at midnight as scheduled. Presi-
dent Chambers issued orders to bank
the fires until the wage controversy
with the fatteners is settled. Presi.
dent Burns, of L. A. 800, seems to have
been unable to make good his con.
tract to supply fatteners and cutters
by September 1.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
An Actress Kills Herself.

Valdosta, Ca, Sept. Mrs. Annie
Day Mayes, a pretty young actress
and teacher of acting, committed sui
eide because of the failure of her
amateur play "Bibi." She had pre-
scented this piece for the benefit OF
the Grady hospital in Atlanta with
great success and it was her pur-
pose to give it throughout the state
Mrs. Mayes was from st. Louis, Mo.
where her father is said to be a pro
fessor in one of the leading col
leges.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
The Evolution in Literature.

Jones-A few years ago boys read
Indian stories, got false ideas of life,
and then ran away from home to
fight redskins. This is all changed
now.
Smitk--Yes; now they read the
monthly magazines, and when they
run away from home they go to the
city to marry the girl in the corset
advertisement.-Jud
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Most DecidedIx.

Pardon me for asking you, madam"
said Rev. DR.. Goodman. making a
friendly call upon the family who had
lately moved into the neighborhood,
''but have you any church connec-
tions?"
''My, yes!" answered the smiling
matron. 1.-TWO of my cousins are Bap-
fist preachers, and my aunt married a
Methodist class leader" - Chicago
Tribune.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Three Race Horses Perished.

Providence, r. l., Sept. Shortly
after the beginning of the racing in
the closing day of the Grand Circuit
meeting at Narragansett park fire
broke out in one of the stables near
the three-quarter turn and with great
rapidity destroyed three stables, a
number of cattle sheds and burned
to death four race horses. Several
strings of other horses were gotten
out safely.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Their First aunrreI.

''Well," said Mrs. CORVALLIS West
after they were fairly started on their
honeymoon, Eve are partners for life
now, aren't we, dear?"
eyes, darling" he replied, "and you
are the senior partner, too,' aren't
why, lovey, what's the matter? There,
there, little girl, don't cry!"-Chicago
Times-Herald.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04

"You are not one of these men wht
find fault with the cooking at home ?
''No," answered Mr.. Meekton; s.
don't exactly find fault. but occasional
ly do feel called on to apologize fol
the way things taste when Henrietts
gets home from the club. You see,
never could learn to make good coffee.
Washington Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04

New York, Sept. 1.-At the Broad
way Athletic club the last series Of
bouts under the Horton law was
brought to a conclusion by Joe Cans,
of Baltimore, knocking out Dial Haw
kins, of California, in the third round
Is rounds at 133 pounds.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Partly Qualified.

what is his occupation ?" asked the
warden of the penitentiary, referring
to the latest arrival.
''He hasn't any regular occupation ?''
said the subordinate. "He is nothing
but ward heller"
"All right" rejoined the warden.
Put him in the shoemaking depart
ment. Chicago Tribune.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Death of a Railroad President.

Kansas City, Mo-, Sept. Edward
S. Washburn,. president of the Kan
sas City, Fort Scott & Memphis rail
way, died at Rye Beach, Me-, where
he had gone for his health. The
news reached Kansas City in a tele-
gram from Mrs. Washburn to S. T,
Fulton, assistant to the president
1t gave no details.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Lived NearIx loo Yenr.

Springfield, IL, Sept. Mrs. Nan
cy Haynes, oldest resident Of Contra,
Illinois, died at her home near No.
queaqua, aged 0s years 4 months She
was native Of Virginia but had LIVED
in Illinois si0ce 1855.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04

New York, Sept. 1.-Ignacia Garcia.
%, a steerage passenger on the Leon
Kill, which arrived from Havana. is
detained because of having shown yell
low fever symptoms. The steamer and
124 passengers will be held at quaran-
tine five DAYS.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
The Old Mans secret.

They tell me I am handsome yet,
And the ladies, bless them, say:
'Do look at him; the dear old boy
Really grows younger every day."
And when asked: How at your age,
Are you so free from ills?"
My answer always is the same
Because promptly pay my bills"
Chicago Daily News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Young Son Stays His Father.

Huntsville, Ala, Sept. ii. G.
Head, Waterman at the Merrimac
mills reservoir, was accidentally shot
and killed by his 12-year-old son
John. The charge struck the father
in the hip, infiicting a wound from
which he bled to death.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04

Queen Victoria keeps always on
hand box of cigars for her guests.
but the latter are never permitted to
smoke in the presence of her majesty"
perhaps her majesty knows how
much the cigars cost hundred. Chi.
cago Times-Herald.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
British Prisoners Released.

Lourenco Marques, Aug. 31.-The
British prisoners at Moot Gedbacht
Con the railroad east of Machado-
dorp) have been released by the Beers
and are marching to join Lord Rob
ert's forces at Watervalhoven, near
MachadodorD.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Enyious Admiration.

when Mandy gifts a little riled I listen by
the hour,
In steady admiration of her oratoric power.
Eff I'd her gift of language, lofty heights
I'd surely reach,
Cause wouldn't git stage-frightened every
time made a speech.
washington Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
An Experienced Architect.

Architect-About what size house
would you like?
Gottrich-It need not be large. We
have few friends
Architect-Ah, but you will have
plenty of friends when your new
house is done.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
His RInnk nesnair-

Speaking of the races, wasn't it the
two-mile dash free-for-all that Binks
lost all his money on?"
eyes. Why?"
Nothing, only remember he used
about a two-mile dash in expressing
himself after it was over" Chicago
Tribune.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Abdominal!

Miss Brown-What's the matter
with your husband? Some stomach
trouble, isn't it?
Mrs. Malaprop-Oh, worse'n that!
The doctor didn't specifcate. He just
said it was some severe abominable
complaint. Philadelphia Press.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1900-09-04
Had HIS nnnhfs

"They say" said the landlady, 'that
piece of steak dropped into liquid
air can be broken with a hammer"
"Steak like this?'' asked the sandy
whiskered boarder, in a tone of mild
nt.-IndianapoIis Press.