The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1900-11-09

ing to- Not even our domesticS WI en-
dure ''p.aili living" ana it onr wants
~ cock she can't hav, her without pom
Using 20 eat in low necks. "-Buston Her
aid.
In Elbcrfe]d friendly society has
beeA started amunS the cid and wo~no;'-
telbe;k club. The first paragraph OF Is
printed rules is as follows:
"Ohject Of the association: The l'ur:al
c. its members.
We don't seem as Il we cared to read
amy more.-Damen journal.
You say Your wife threw 4 plate ut
ycu!'
Yes. it was Il fine china plate. 1t
broke against my head
"Didnt she appear sorry after she
;hryw it,
Yes. she appeared ve:y S,rry"
.Ah, indeed: And what did she say"
She said she was d fuol not to con-
liol nei TEMPER.
"Grcd. And what else did she saw"
"She' said she didn't believe she co;llI
match that plate again ii she hunted the
town through --Clev~lanl Plain Dealer
Al I'D vtltise:Aent has appeared! in a
!ovaI paper. iii which Il lady expresses
her desire foc !; servant who will be eX-
nected ITO cook and dress children" The
fnr:-and-tWenty hlackbirIS baked in 4
PIE are Ect to he compared! with this new
cl>A. 'Chiidrtn dressed In mode vii!
now have new Significance in the FASH
ion apcIs.-Ion!cn Globe.
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CuStome:-"I advertise in tie pap -:
Military concert every evening. :NS;totl
of which you have nothing but q wretch
r1 Struminer On the piano sitting up
yonler.''
Landlord" Excuse me, sir. tho rla!.
has becA twelve years in the militia. -
Dahclm.
The :I-year-uld son y: promin"n1
Brooklyn clergymcn is a hulno:ist o.: no
small PROMISE. -:
At the evening meal that delicious ia,
! Die delicacY, Technically and popularity
| known as marmalade, was being passed
| and the boys mother declined it, His
| fully when tho preserve was laid before
him, whereCpon the youthful jester looked
! thoughtful for seveTai seconds, and
finally remarked:
Il sh'd t'ink at bette: be called papa
lade.' NEW York Mail and Express.
Among the campaign stories told is
| this one:
The trolley stops; an Irish lady anG
! ten children climb in.
! CCnductOr-"Are these your children
madam. or is it a picnic?''
The Lady-"They are my children anC
it's no picnic. The Schoolmaster
At S:13 o'clock Wednesday night thu
immortal spirit Of 81 Hawkins escaped
from it's prison of flesh and scared int,
that great conundrum yclept The I'm
KNOWN" and the vacant body was lai<
son Gray during the h0nOrs at the en-
tombment.
Death loves a shining mark, It's said.
And you can wage our stockins
She got top-notch thoroughbred
| When she took q shot at Hawkins!
May he reQuiescat in the usual peace
full manner until Gabriel leads the las
| trump.-Denver Post.
us it de truth dat de Legislator gon
en- pass a law ter tax dogs?' asked tn
colored citizen.
Yes: it's a fact.'
well, sub, dat bein' de case, heah'
one niger dat's teetotally ruint. Dey'
| seven dogs en- one mule in my fambly.'
Atlanta Constitution.
AS Horace Mann sat in his studio on
evening, an insane man rushed into tn
room, and after abusing him for all kind
OF fancied grievances, challenged him t
a fight. Mr.. Mann replied: My dea
fellow, it would give me a great pleasur
to accommodate. but I can't do it. tn
ODDS are SO unfair / am a Mann b.
name and a man by nature-two againS
one! 1t would never do to fght.'' Th
insane man answered: Come ahead:
am a man, and man beside myself; lie
us four have a fight
Corinne-"Beulah is so plain that
cant understand where she got the nam
of The Supreme.''
Miram-"Since no young man goes
her until thrown over by the rest Of tn
girls, we call her the court Of last resort,
Denver News.
Phyllis-"1f you continue to be rol
ing stone, Gordon, you will never amour
to anything.''
Gordon-''Th is one great advantag
in being a rolling stone: you don't &c
picked up tor fat. '-Harlem Life.
\ woman in Cape Colony on trial fl
some offense was told that she Nigh
challenger anyone on the jury to who1
vantage Of the permission by challengin
a highly-respectable farmer. On bein
asked afterward what her reason ha
been for doing so. she explained that sl]
had supposed she was obliged to objet
to someone, SO she picked out the uglies
| -;V:-
"My wife learned French in fv
weeks
Does she speak correctly?"
"Well, Prof. de Verges says he
French is as good as any spoken in on
eighborhood." -lndianapo Journal.
"How do you manage to keep so coz
at your house?' Fosdick asked Of Ke'
dick.
Il have a thermometer that was mad
to order. It registers ten degrees lowe
than the actual temperature. '-Harper
Bazar
Making Sure-First Lady (off for
journey)-"I hope we've got the RICH
train" Second Lady-''l asked sever
teen trainmen and ninety three passe1
gers ii this train went to Blankville, an
they all said yes, so / guess we're a
right New York Weekly.
Customer (who has tried nearly all tn
hats in the shop)-"Its a. funny thin
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