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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-12


she's been on the stage eleven years
and never lost a diamond nor a hus-
band yet. "-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Sure Sign-"I am certain that Sue is
engaged to Mr.. Dinkey," said Miss Kit
fish to Miss FIypp why, she never
mentions him. THAT is what con-
vinces me. She used to make all man
ner of fun of him. Detroit Free Press.
How do you know he is a labor lead
er2' well, saw a union card in his
possession That shows he's a union
man, doesn't it2" yes" And 1 hap
pen to know he never works. That
proves him to be a leader. Chicago
Evening Post.
What's the matter. my dear?" her
mother asked. You look worried"
Il am" replied the young novelist's
wife Harry finished a story of $4,000
words yesterday and the expense of
sending it around to the publishers is
going to be something awful. Chicago
Times Herald.
Would Lack Some Conveniences-
"Im deuced glad Thus cautiously
observed an English officer as he with
drew his men under cover of night,
from an untenable kopje that these
COMPOUNDED Beers haven't got a. terri
tory that the sun never sets on -
Puck.
In Old KentuclSy-Coroner-' are
you so positive the deceased was, acct
dentally killed? Perhaps it was a. case
of suicide" Col. Bourbon-"Youh seem
to fohget, sab, that a quaint bottle full
of liquor-fuH, I repeat, sa.h-was found
in his overcOat pocket. sah.''-ChicagC
News.
Gee whizzp' exclaimed the pirate
chief: that's what get for leaving of
my chest protector" Whats the mat
ter2" asked his lieutenant; you don't
''Cold2 No! I'VE been robbed. I forgoi
to put the paddock on my stronghold
Philadelphia Record
They Used Him-"Spare mer' cried
the captive. land I win be your slave
for life. 1 am a cook by trade. and I car
make any dish you desire" well,
replied the Cannibal King, you do lOol
as Il you would make a good hash
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-12

''Is he an honest MANI"
He used to be-
And is he no longer?''
We'll, he has served two terms in the
city council and three in the state leg
islature since then" was the guarded
reply--Chieago Post.
'I am delighted with Paris" the
young Girl wrote to her friends on this
side of the briny deep, although I
have been here only one day. What
strikes me as very singular is the ig-
norance of the people. I asked more
than a dozen persons yesterday where
l could find the Champs Elysees. and
none of them seemed to know of the
existence Of such a place. They merely
shrugged their shoulders and looked
puzzled. Chicago Tribune.
Whenever I go into a gentleman's
office always remove my hat
But you've got it on now"
OF course. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer
His brow is all furrowed with care.
And he knows that his money is spent:
For, alasl he went off on a tear.
And now he can't patch up his rent.
Philadelphia Record.
7 despise a person who whistles, .
office. and he worries me almost to
death"
Haven't you an. ear for music?''
"Of course I have. There's the diff
ficulty. Whenever happen to be
whistling to myself he invariably takes
UP the same tune and browns me out. .
| w ashington Star
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-12

Mr.. Jones-This is very poor economy,
Clara.
Mrs. Jones-What do you mean?
cent step-Iadder and keep me home
from business to hold it for you.-Chi-
cago Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-12

It made the young recruit quite hot;
No wonder he was fiustered.
The foeman peppered him with shot
Right after he was mustered.
Philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-12

Is This Possible?-Yabsley
would you do if you had a million dol
lars a year?' Mudge-fThe assessor of
course From the foregoing the casual
reader may learn that in America,
where even the lowest have a chance to
rise, the great middle class is fully alive
to and able to assume the plain duties
inherent in the possession of wealth.
Indianapolis Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-12

think we can use you" This reply, be
ing somewhat ambiguous left the cap
tive in doubt, but alas! not for long,
Philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-12

We've heard the smokeless powder;
The horseless cabs a fad;
There may be clamless chowder;
But there's no homeless shad.
-Rhiladelnhia Rannrd
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-05-12
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

Worthy of Fame-'She's a remark
able actress, isn't she2" Very. Why.
she's been on the stage eleven years
and never lost a diamond nor a hus-
band yet. "-Philadelphia Bulletin.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1900-05-26

Humphreys Homeopathic specifics in
the best old rum "Dechoudens" for sale
the office of Rafael Castro Gonzalez 81.
FOrtgleza st. !
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1900-05-26
SSlRMA NEHRICO DECIMAL
POR D. RAMON MARTINEZ Y GARCIA.
De venta en- la Imprenta
del {" Boletin F" a IS centavos
ejemplar y 4 $3.50 decena.
ESCRIBANIAS

Elpdblico podra encontrai
siemprc en- el /" Boletfn Mer-
cantil : I'm cxtenso y ,yariado
surtido de las mismas. Las
hay de mulsitud de precios,
iesdc IS centavos hasta 20
y IS pesos. muy elegantes J
Mjosas. En- tinteros de cris-
tai de roca se puede esc0Res
nucho.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1900-05-26
.TINTAS.

Hay gran eXlstencla en- Ia I'M
prenta del BoLETIN, para periodicos
y para impresiones del mas delicado
trabajo en- envases de todo peso Tin
tas elcolores: azul, encarnada, vIo-
leta. amarillo, verde y chocolate, to-
das estas en- envases de II kilo y de
500 gramos.
Las mejores y mas afamadas tin
tas para escriblr, negras y de copia,
en- botellas y frascos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1900-05-26
IntereS personal.
Want Column.

A fine saddle horse Of the best Porte
Rican breed, and seven ''cuar:as in height.
Price s $50. Those wishingtO see the horse
will please address L. D. Post ofice,
Box G.
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Friz.llhurg Items.

Harry Rinehart, who is employed by Brad
streets Commercial Agency. has finished
e-,nysssing Carroll coauty aud Is n0s working
in Spot,sylyania county, Va.
Robert Frizell, who had been iu the house
for the past few weeks ui,h badly injured
knee, is able 70 be out again,
Oscar Brown, who had been conducting "a
grocery store ia this place bias taken charge
Of Siias NJ Bishs storrhouse, whrrc he viii
conduct same ou larger scale.
Theodore Myers had the misfortune So
again lose s. eos last week. Death was sup
passed 10 have been caused by the bursting Of
al artery aud causing Inflammation.
Ice houses are now all filled. Those who
had not filled al the first freezing finished last
week
Some Of eur people are talking Of going to
North Dakota this spring with those who have
already made up their minds 10 go.
There will be quite number Of public
sales this spring.
Mrs. William Arthur spent several days IN
Washington and Baltimore this week.
Miss Pauline Frizell will spend several
weeks in Baltimore.
Edward Warehime, of Baltimore. was home
ON visit for several days, but has again re
turned 10 the city.
Harry Cover, droyer, is now shipping hogs
aud cattle every two weeks.
Jacob Zahu Is having II large lot of shingles
sawed. Luther HeIwig of Pleasant Valley IS
doing the saving.
A student from the Westminster Theology
cal Seminary will take part in the Young
Peoples Society at this place, on Sunday
evening next After the services Of the soei-
ETY.. he will deliver a sermon.
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Personal Notes.

Mr. Charles Spaldiag, Il Dayton. Ohio,
spent Sunday and Monday with his sister,
Mrs. ]. Howell Billlngslea.
Miss Bette Reifsnider Is guest OF Mrs.
NJ Fitzgerald Smith. Baltimore.
Miss Maggie Mekellip, Of Washington, y.
c.. from Saturday evening unti Monday, was
the guest Of her brother Cal. Wm. A. Me.
KelIip.
From the Keyscr W Va. , Tribuue, Feb
ruary 2-"Mrs Mary Belts. wha bias been
visiting in the family Of her cousin. Mrs. y.
j. Crooks. for month past, leaves for Der
home, in Sykesvilie. Carroll county, Nd, on
Saturday morning. Mrs Belts has been
spending the winter IN W. Va. visiting rrla-
iives in MorgaaioWn. FairsnoHt aad keYscr.
Miss Bertha A. Fowble. Of FoShiesharr
Baltimore county, IS spending some time sith
friends in Baltimore.
Miss lena Dielman. Of New Windsor, has
gone 10 Washington, ID. C., TO spend u,oa,h
with friends.
Mrs.. Gen. Meyers, the lasi Of the SaInmer
boarders a, Dielman's Hotel, New Windsor,
left on Friday Of last week for Omaha. Neh.,
and later on will proceed to san Fraaeisco.
Mr. Harry Myerly. Of Green Spring Valley,
Baltimore county. Is visiting in Washington.
d. c., aud Philadelphia.
Mrs Frank w. Fouke, Of Baltimore, was 10
Westminster several days this week. She
says Mr. Fouke, who was ID had health Tor spme
months, is SUI improving, aud i a, bis place
of business regularly.
Mr.. David C.. Huhbs. who farmcl the
Sheriff Haines farm, at Mediori Tor several
years, and who removed with his family tn
Woodberry last November, WAS 10 Wetinin
sier on Thursday. Tie SAYS himself and fam,
ily can DO better there than in farming.
Mrs. Mary F. Waggener, Of Coyington,
Kentucky, has issued Invitations tn ia mar
riase of her daughter, Miss Mary Garrett
waggener. to Mr.. Edwin II. Manning, 81
Westminster, at her home, 402 Garrard ave
nue., at noon on February -.
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L0aI Legislation.

Mr.. Walsh presented petition requesting
the passage Of bin amending the liquor laws
Of Carroll county. which was referred To the
Carroll county delegation.
Ia the Senate. on Monday night, the fol-
loving House bills were reported fayorably
To authorize the town Of Union Bridge to issue
redemption bonds; 10 provide that justices of
the peace may commit 10 Jail persons con
victel Of violating the ordinances OF West
minister Both bills passed Tuesday.
The House bill to provide for sign posts at
crossroads in Carroll county was received,
read the FIRST time aud referred 70 Senators
Reasman, Belts and Rohrbaek.
Ia the House, Mr.. Anderson obtained leave
To introduce a bill TO amend the charter Of
Mount Airy Carroll county; referred to the
Carroll aud Frederick delegations.
On Tuesday a bill to permit the graduates
OF ST. John and Western Maryland Colleges
To teach in the public shoots OF The State
without taking examinations was tayorahly
reported By the Committee on Education
having it in charge. Amendments were OF
tered allowing the same privilege to the grad
yates of the Woman College of Frederick,
the Maryland Agricultural College aud the
Rockville Academy, of Montgomery county.
On Tuesday Mr.. Walsh obtained leave TO
introduce bin to sanction certain requests
by Margaret and Rebecca Fry.
Mr.. Walsh obtained leave to introduce
bill to appropriate money for New Windsor
College.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-02-10
STATE AID SOUGHT
For Matchmaking the Puelic Road from
El5erShurg TO SykeSyillc.

4 large and enthusiastic meeting wGs heli
ia Ee,-s's llAll. EiirrsbuFE "Wednesday after
noon. Coz the Fafpose If dtyis'oE some plan
ia masaiaHsgff the road frpm Nykesytlir 'o
Elicrsiurs Mr. Frank Nrsc~ron Was elected
chairman anj Wad, II u. Wariirli secretary.
The falinWirsr resolutions zyre offered isv ~.
NJ ID. NuTrls and adopted
wHraeas Tfc constant has.iuE ~ titr -frinxaszl
li'.sst. da5tns tss f'.s yrs i,As Ff,' -, =
burg Thcsef1rr. - %
Esss-yss That Is ts thc seaes - Ihjs s5FstiuE osa
fsssf Uf he LztFavvFs ans fuirts 20 fsv7lna aLs
ir.cs that asi Hospital saaaa give its all iass-i
rvhuiatipa ssi nsl1
1las-rlL Tuas lho ghAiru.zn aPgaiat eoraHais.se
af -u representative rlr1 o. All ua as keazri g.
Manager x ~5sraazf.st Hospital and usEv sssu e.
al gAa is.Eis.a Ezsrs- fr hppg-pEstsr 90 tiaas
Ia usaslAtaisa tir rsd f-ous -Yasssilis g. kAisFs
Rsassv4. riAs u zasi al4l Es.s-s "l NznaNrrs ~
faus 81 49, tss1 ssd appF1Ff itss 'sFrn tsa osta
S. SET iae ztssp apgsQrrs4la-w A. an anArta .tsat
o. stse Was5siai aFPr0pTaataaa.
80 sttl - -ls- ts,l sssr tar safssrv sa4s4
y ne h!xbNaY iarssi1n - ihr ~sa'r t-a''-ts ''i
Erssa Tlsat the ,g,zlszaaH q Ihis ias-siu- D.
rariat.cf ~ ihr ct-uamiffrT-
The fallupi-ss somaiiifes aas appointed -
Wade n p. Was6tld II. ". Brsarj. - Z.
Heriag. f. " MrIlnT. J +. Bsa.wan. II =.
Cutiey. S4lnsel b. Shlyisy. j. 4 Wsir sai
K H. H. Shipiry
Mr. j. Oliver Wadiow. . member 81 the
Springfield Beard, uAs prys-nt auA said be sa.s
sssss the BOARD soalj ard Ire getting the u.pa~y-
IL was nsayci aud srcondci that u tbe
Csgu,y Commissioners Srsr s5litus tht ruad
should g. under the rure 1t the stats sfsss ID
sas rcbgiH. the Stale to pay all expenses %
nrFalr-
The meeting ,lsu s.ljourued, after passing a
yat, az thaak. 20 NJ Revi t1r us. 1T she bail.
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On Saturday, February 3, 3 very enjoyable
social WAS gwen al the hospiiahic bufue oi
Mr. and Mrs Harry BEc iughAm, ia honor
81 their cousia, Mr.. Geo bAsi-, oi Ohio.
Games and masie we're INDUCED jH until ! ]
o clock, when refreshments were served. and
all returned 10 their homes after spending 4
delightful evening. \ feature Of the evening
was duet very masterlully rendered bay Miss
Carrie Paynter. Of Smallwood, and Master
Walter Reiuiuger, Of Westminster. Those
present we're Mr.. and Ms, Harry Backing
ham. Mr. and Mn. T.. Leonard DAVIS and
daughter Eva, Mr., aud Mrs. Harry Blizzard,
Misses Grace and Bertha Buckingham, Emma
and Carrie Paynier, louisa and Serepta Ba-
ker, Sadie Bolhnger aud Mary smith;
Messis. George. Robert aud William Davis,
Lewis IT, and Geo. Ditman, Steward Friz
zell Harry and Edw. DAVIS, Emory and Jno.
Baker. Harry aud Oliver Shipley, Walter
Reininger, ,Ino. Riddle, Masters livus Buck
ngham aud Arthur Blizzard,
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Remember.
Melrosc Items.

IT, January last from - chickens, Mr. J.
Albert Zcpp sold Isl dozen OF eggs ranging
r. price from Il 10 ~ cents per dozen. The
cs-g Of the feed that sAs bought amounted 20
ai.oat 80 cents II anyone has done better
~ish IL hens. We should he pleased 10 hear
from them.
We heas no complaints regarding the teach
rfs In this part Of the dissucl, showing that
they are progressing IN their labors, 10 en-
tighten she coming generation. Many parents
help the children prepare their lessons AT
pjght, which Is "a great aid 10 the teacher. II
the parents thus encourage both the child snd
ihe teacher, none bat good results will iullow.
Mr Noah Sullivan, who has been IA our
midst for Is years, will move his family 10
Milton. Pa, \, March. We regret his de
garture. a. be bias made many warm friends
here.
ca Friday Of last week George Myers and
family moved % the Chestnut Hill Ore Bank.
Mr. FludIay. the operator of the mines, now
has large force of workmen getting out ore.
There Is still large supply Of the metal
there
II Rural Free Delivery gives Us an earlier
mail. as We formerly had, supply the majority
of our farmers, aud mend some other defects,
We must consider 10 "A success.
Mr.. George Zcpp filled his Ice house last
week with lee to inches thch.
Recently Mr.. Jacob IL. Zepp killed the
champion hog Of Bachman'- Valley. II
weighed $50 pounds.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1900-02-10
ElderShurg Items.

well attended meeting the Interest Of
macadimizng the road leading from Elders
burg to Sykesyille, was held at Reeds Hall,
on the 7th instant Ways and means were
discussed and arrangements made 10 employ
the assistance of the State in the undertaking.
Such an improvement would be OF great i'm
portance to the community at large.
Interest in the coming appointment of a
Justice of the Peace for this district is in
creasing in intensity. There are several ap-
plicants for the office, and each one has his
following Of friends who are anxious for his
success. All the applicants are capable men.
Mr.. j. T. Barnett, of the Maryland House
of Correction, spent Sunday with his family
at this place.
Mr. S. W. Barnett aud daughter, Miss
Helen, and son Robert, are visiting relatives
and friends in Baltimore.
Miss Annie Kelly, of North Branch, has
returned to her home after pleasant visit to
her cousin, Miss Ethel Selby.
Miss May Barnes spent several days last
week with relations, in Baltimore.
Mrs. Amanda Frizzel is suffering with
rheumatism Mrs William Martin is, also,
under medical treatment.
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MarSion Items.

N-tA..--...- s.,, -,,,- i,..-,,s from, this flare
80, - ,l,;,,lS,,., ,,.rbars. that th,,
,1yll -. ,,, t,,.v th.s sarh a place
outside N".'. =, go, ~.
eN,-'s' ''+~' - -. =.
t"N'l. ''5' t,,--'i -. n.t.,,.rs ,.l.,..l
az. se'Ned ~ ,'' =. ~, /, -
4 'i.t i''',.''s ~, - S,;l,. ~, ma,
US, :,...,;,,.,l =, -.
{',1e - - 80
- n, .-.fl..., 90, .sy.3 ,.d bisbfv
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Freedom Items.

Mr.. W. H. Roberts, Of Hancock, Mich,
who has been visiting his sister, Mrs. John
Bennett, has returned 10 his home.
Miss Matthews, of Baltimore, rs visiting
Mrs. Harry DeVries.
The public school at Freedom, which is
conducted by Mr.. George Grimes, has 80
scholars on roll.
Mr.. aud Mrs Marriott Shipley, spent Sun
day with Mr. Harry DeVries and wife.
The members of Freedom NJ. +. Church
South, will hold an oyster supper on Tuesday
aud Wednesday evenings, February Is and IA,
in the Masonic Hall, opposite the church
Miss Alice Bowie, of Oakland, who has
been quite i'll at Mr. William Selby's, at
SykesviIle, is recovering rapidly.
Miss Lulu Kennedy is now at the Johns
Hopkins under course of instruction Tor
trained nursing.
TThe complaint about the ineliiciency of
the Free Rural Delivery, we have sent to
Capt. f.. H. Hathaway who will give 1t
prompt attention. EpIToRs ADVOCATE.
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Monday. February 5th.-Wiiliam l.owery,
administrator of Ellen Parker. returned in
ventory Of personal property, and received
orders to sell personal property aud 10 notify
creditors.
Letters of administration With the wall an
nexed ou the estate of John DayhoH were
granted to William Hiltabridle.
Joseph Englar. executor Of Josiah Euglar,
settled sixth account.
Lavinia j. Yingling and Ella J. Wantz,
executives Of David Wantz, settled second
and final account.
John T. Shaffer, acting executor OF kesiah
Shaifer, returned inventories Of personal
property, debts and money and received Or
der 10 notify creditors.
Tuesday. February 6.-l.etters Of admins
traiion on the estate of John T. Ditgenbangh
we're granted TO John +. DiffeRbaugh and
Ida NJ. Ditfenbaugh, who received order TO
notify creditors.
William A. and John ii. Roop, executors
of Joel Roop, returned inventories of person
al property, money and debts.
Ann 5. Pickett, administrator Of William
II. Pickett. returned inventory Of personal
property.
Julian Shultz, execuirix OF David Shuliz,
reported sale of leasehold property.
William n. Yingling. executor OF Mary A.
Caple, reported sale OF wheat, 6c-, aud set
tied first and final account.
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Union MllIS Items.

Samuel H. Cretin and Arthur Bowers, each
have purchased lots in this place. Mr.. Cretin
has already broken ground for dwelling and
expects to have it ready TO occupy by April
LIST. Adam Yingling, mason, and Milton f.
Little of Silver Run, carpenter. Mr.. Bowers
will also erect dwelling ON his lot during
the coming summer.
Mr.. Geo w. Yeiser, merchant of this
place, left on Tuesday last for a tour to Egypt
and Palestine On Saturday, the 10th. he
will sail from New York on the steamer Furst
Bismarck. He expects to be gone about
about four months.
Mr. Henry Herman has opened new store
in his large and commodious house in this
place.
Messrs. b. f. Shrver 4 Co. are putting
new machinery in their factory here and are
preparing for heavy business during the
coming packing season.
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GiSt Items.

The change 10 the weather was very accept
able 10 those whose wood-pies needed repen-
ishing.
Mrs.. Kate Allen is still confined to her bed
wiih dislocalei muscle of the knee, caused
by a fall received month ago
Nessrs John E.Jordan aud Vim. b. Grimes,
now employed az hremen on the Northern
Central Railroad, spent last week at their
homes near here.
Mr.. c. W. Allen has finished cutting the
frame for his barn. Mr. Howard Barnes has
contracted to do the saving, and will begin
at once.
Mr.. Howard Barnes lost a ine COW last
week; cause Of death unknown.
The school here is progressing under the
instruction OF W. Barnes.
Mr.. J. r. Allen disappeared from his home
Monday night and has not been heard of
since.
People here seems to have stopped some
oftheir Kicking about the Rural FreeDelivery.
of course, the natural born kicker is still
Keeping up the racket by commenting on the
newly adopted system.
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Manchester District sehOOI Association.

The teachers Of the sixth district held a
meeting 10 the High School building at Mau-
chester on February 81. The meeting was
called Ia order by J. p. Baltozer the president,
followed by the reading of the minutes by the
secretary. Martin A. Ballozer. After which
the time was spent in the discussion Of gram
mar as a subject. This being followed by the
appointing Of committee TO arrange pro-
gram for Saturday, February L., consisting
Of j. g. Burgoon, Martin A. Baltozer and
Horace d. Garrett; also committee for the
first Saturday in March, consisting of j. Al
bert Zepp, H. r. Wentz aud George HoHae-
kerr Among those present were J. z. Bal
t0zer, H. b. Burgoon, Martin Baltozer, Hor-
ace d. Garrett, Rev. j. Morris Dickey, Geo.
Hofacker, Lou Y. Palmer, Efie NJ. Palmer,
Ella W. Burgoon, l.. Albert Zepp and II. I.
Wenfz Aner elccting Horace d. Garrett as
editor the Association adjourned until Febru-
airy | T.
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MD.
Teachers Association.

Yesterday the Carroll County Teachers
Association met in this city. A Teacher sen
to this Office the following, which appeared i
a California paper during the meeting of tn
National School Teachers Association
schoolmarms short and sehoolmarms tall,
Sehoolmarms with no shape at all;
Schoolmarms lean and schoOlmarms fat,
SchOOlmarms in the sailor hat
SchOolmarns handsome, sehoolmarms homely,
sehooimarms plain and schoolmarms comedy.
SchoOlmarms pert, petite and pretty,
SchoOlnarms wise and schoolmarmS witty.
Schoolmarms modest, schoolmarms shy,
SehoOlmarms with "A twinkling eye.
SchOolmarns light and schoolmarms dark
Schooluarms here who never spark.
Schoolmarms freekled, schoolmarms fair,
Schoolmarms with long, brick-red hair.
schoolmarms charming, schoolmarms sweet,
Schoolmarms with Chicago feet
SchoOlmarms ia organdie dresses,
SchOOimarms with tow -colored tresses.
schoolmarms here for mental learning,
Sehoolmarms here with mischief burning.
SChoolmarms here on their vacation,
Schooimarms here for oesulation,
SchoOlmarms showing sense and taste,
Schoolmarms in the sweet shirt waist
SchoOimarms with red, rosy lips,
Schoolmarms broad about the hips.
SehoomHrms looking meek as Moses.
Schoomarms with big Roman noses.
SchoOlmarms small and Schoolmarms slender,
Schoomarms old and far from tender.
Schoolmarms proud and schoolmarms naughty,
SchoOlmarms aching TO be naughty
schoolmarms here with go and dash
Schoolmarms looking for mash.
Schoolmarms reared from blue-blood stock,
SchOolmarms who would stop clock.
Sch0olmarms who are up to date,
Schooimarms just trite late.
Schoolma rms with winning smile
SchoolmarIns sober all the while
Schoolmarms green as emerald hue,
Schoolmarms smart as lightning, too
Schoolmarms homesick. SehoOlmarms sad,
Schoolinarms with flea biteS-and mad.
Schoolmarms here of every nation,
Schoolmarms here from all creation.
Schoolma rms bless us, everywhere
Take your pick and call it square