The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1900-01-04
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son that yoa OiisB 90 road fai 80 bear
SO tlms siihoai ssJibg cord.
Little Willie Pa. !. hssacisf
Esa sbo esa mste lels Of m0bey.
Pa NO, . ho.neirr 1, nss sho can
oss loi' a Dossy
-I0mmy Wa, are 81 the men try
its to oct 10 The ttrih pole tori
willis (.cersIulIil 9hsi, dob'i yoa
krov. sepssyG Why. sapis Clause hires
there.
-Abl raid the 5000 old lady ubo ss,
visiting the pfi.onrrs, bo~ jour poor
wife met weep ss che thibks Of you bttr,
Which oss, ms'smi .ksd the copsie,
addressed, I'u up Tor bIgsmy.
-Ac ssshrn psper ssIs Mes Jersey
hss cus ap = nan and siie vho hsye DOT
spoken b each other Tor 10 years bat
that ooeid be do0e 10 most any grave
yard.
Have yoa ever played ioo,bslli ste
ssked.
No, be replied. bat wien | was . cow
boy ! vs once run over by . herd OF
stsmpeted steers,
-Jimson Il sm getting too 10, for CON
fort, and ssnt your advice.
Doctor Nothing reduces Htsh like
worry. spend tao houts dsv ihinking
OF the uppsid bill you owe me
Ms, said the newspaper msa's 500,
know wby editors call themselves we.
Whyi
So's the man that doesn'i like the sIti
Gle will think there are too many men for
him to tackle.
Don't you think, said the bankrupt
lord to bis American vile. that you ought
10 call me 'dssf'i
Yes. lsuppose ! ought. she replied, for
you csr.sinIy are not cheap At any price.
-Rnber than yield one cen. to the
fuel trust, be hssed, will perish for
cold.
But the undettskefs trusii faltered bis
vile, who hsd been shivering silently in
the corner.
WIS. do you cay to COR taking . nice
long hsmp 10 the country early 10 the
nornipef
Msud- Bat We havs never been intro
ducsd 10 spy nice long tramp.
-L,ndlsdy - Well Mr. McGinuis, |
hope you bad something you liked Tor
breskisst this morning,
Bosrder Yes. indeed, Mrs. Irons, II
bad . msguiaceu. appetite.
-Yes, sir, said Mr.. Wiubiddle, | main
tain that oil water used for drinking and
culinary purposes sbcnld be boiled 81
least ball "a hour.
fon are physician, | presumeS
No. sm . coal dealer.
-DOcior-Dyspepsis; ehl You vent to
dlink = cupiul Of hot water first thing
every morning
Pstiens-I always do. Ny boarding
mistress invariably serves coffee for
berskissL
Husband -Smiktrson's vile ia sway,
and I'm going over there this evening TO
cheer him up.
Wiie-why don't you bring him over
hsrei
Husband - Well.er-l N not feeling very
we'll. and NEED . little cheering OPP my
SELF
boy f1a are going to Hsbt sssinst
The Enelsb. aren't You, Captain Bfouni
Cap, Brown QadisbsniIy) Fight the
EnslIshl Whs, on earth pu, the, into
yo1r besdf
Boy-why, d.ddy said you we're 8
horrid Boerl
Here's story Of e nsn Who married
The woman who saved bic life, be said,
looking up from his paper.
Tryins TO mske her regret her heriosn.
suss es.sd bis wife, thus ~iping on, many
SCORES Of long standing,
MIR, Smilem - Bobby, yon bad boy.
have ycn been lighting With Tommy Sam
con sesinf Dear, desrl / shall have TO
g, yoa new suit.
Bobby Thsts nothing. ma You /
ousb, 10 zee Tommy, HIS ms may have
10 set ber new boy. s
Pet = What 10 . mystery, Mikei &
Mike-lil tell 70 Me father bousb,
. barrel Of pori. and The brine leaked on. |
and ltil the pork In The top Of the barrel.
Pc, -Ba, bos do you sccouui Tor that
Mihe-Thss's the mystery, me boy. G
-Ffiend-I kto~ yoa are proud aud 6