The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1900-08-11
Along the Kansas Nile.

Mrs. Hay Of Arkansas city has lived
| in one house for twenty-nine years
Ed Howe says that no woman speak
er ever got her husband to vote her way.
An osteopathist at Atchison claims t.
be able to take away the pits left by
smallpox.
Old Man PETER is admirable in this
no partisan policy ever directed the old
mans personal opinions.
L. b Graves. the wealthy lumber
dealer Of Parsons who committed sui
eide the other day. left a fortune Of 500.
900.
At Winfield. recently. the can-can was
given and tickets Of admission were sold.
The police got onto the performance and
broke 1t IN.
England is now shipping some Kansa.
mules to China. The Kansas mule has
keen intellect and viii quickly learn
how to bray backward.
Emporia has paid the 1900 Indebted
ness on the College Of Emporia, leaving
that institution now free to accept a
! 81, 600 library from Mr.. Carnegie.
A great many people in Kansas. and
| people who eat them at the first Of the
season, hold that Nature never intended
the watermelon 10 be edible.
Three hundred and nine dog licenses
have been paid this year in Empo.ia,
which IS the record Under Cleveland
only ia were paid. Famine IN India
A man who heard the Joint debate be-
tween Deliver and Jerry Simpson r.
! central Illinois said Il reminded him Of
fight between a bumble-bse and &
wasp.
The Republicans have hired Helen
Kimber TO stump the state for the Re-
publican ticket This Is TO Offset the
figure Annie Digs is cutting for the
; fusionlsts.
The Atchison Globe says hat vhsn a
rain begins 70 fail, every houBekeeper
starts CD as Il me we're shot, 70 make
a rush for an open window OF 70 empty
q c1othesline.
when a woman IS divorced and given
her children she must lead 8 lie free q
ceusure or the court will take the chill
dren away from her. Ths Atchlsou
Globe wants 70 know why the same writ
uo71s conduct isn't required % a divorced
man
4 young wife. eyed seventeen. stro'led
TITO ;he PROBATE Judges onice Z. En-
rso-s- tre other day ara wanted a d.
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hs- lecture and seut her horns 70 make
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