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Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-02-27

Beers. however, the kopje was held
by Il company of Scottish Borderers,
who opened IL heavy fire. The Beers
galloped on, but moved again towards
another British position, with exactly
the same result. Then they made q
third attempt to occupy another posi-
tion but the Borderers were again
ready to receive them. The third re-
pulse thoroughly Disconnected the
Boers. who galloped away in ~ panic.
Later, perceiving another kopje, the
Beers moved quickly toward It. This
kopje was unoccupied, but the Border
crs. not TO be beaten, raced the Beers
for the position and won, occupying
the kopje and driving off the Beers.
A portion of the latter ultimately oc-
cuped llopje flanked partially by the
Borderers and facing another kopje
held by the Yorkshres. 4 vigorous
fusilade ensued. the British firing ac-
curately and succeeding in silencing
the BOer fire. Meanwhile the Bluffs
were ordered to reinforce the York
shires in case the Beers should be re-
nforced. The British attack worked
around to the right of the kopje held
by the Yorkshres. where the Seventh
Battery was stationed. the Sixty-sec-
ond BATTERY being placed at farm
near the centre of the Borderers' posi-
ton. a vigorous shell fire. accompa-
MED by British fusilade, completely
slenced the Beers. 4 company of
Yorkshires We're sent to clear out the
Beers. hut the attempt failed the
Beers opening a heavy fire, and the
British having no cover.
The British then again opened
heavy rife fire. which sllenced tho
Beers. The Beers made several at
tempts TO run. but the Maxims opened
upon them effectually and checked
them. The Bluffs now worked carefully
and cautiously around and got within
$50 yards of the Beers. Eighty Beers
surrendered. but many. 1t appears, es-
capped. going sinsly.
BOERS COMPLAIN OF COM
MANDERS.
Most of the prisoners had just ar
rived from Ladysmith. They complain
ed Of the bad generalship of their lead
er. Nearly every man carried ex-
plosive bullets, and Ave British were
Continued on Raooff
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-02-27
sRYAn's RuHnlMo MATE.
CALLS ON M'KINLEY-DENIE RE-
CENT UTTERANCES ATTRIB-
IITED TO HIM

tBy Telegraph to Virginlan-P not.)
Washington. Feb. 26.-Arthur Sew
all. who was the Democratic candidate
for Vice President in 1896, paid his re-
spects to President Mckinley to-day.
MIR. Scwall has been In Hawaii on his
way TO the Philippines, but was pre-
vented from continuing his journey by
the plague outbreak. He denied Il re-
cent interview, in which he was quoted
Us forecasting the defeat Of the Demo-
cratic party this year.
II did not say anything OF that kind
without qualification" Mr.. Sewall
said:
IL believe in expansion in certain
way. l believe in keeping Porto Rico
and Hawaii and extending to them
every law of the United States. Make
them a territory OF this country with
out discrimination as To the tariff or
other laws. I also want to keep the
Philippines, hut I think we should I'LL
timately establish n Republic there, with
our protection extended over it,"
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-02-27
Mobiles Carnival open.
(By Telegraph to VirgInian- Pilot

(By Telegraph to Virginian- Pilot.)
Mobile. Ala, Feb. 2s.-rhe carnival
OF Mobile opened to-day with the ar
rival of Emperor Felix H. Tonight
the Krew OF Cyroinacs paraded. Felix
II held court at night In the Princess
Theatre and crowned as queen Miss
Belie May Davis, daughter of Colonel
Frank Z. Davis,
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-02-27
HOW THE DEFENSIVE LAGER eFFHF4r WAGONS

ss
fnnb baSw
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-02-27
NATIVES MAY RISE.

Lourenzo Marques, Monday, Febru-
arg PA dispatch from Ciaberones,
dated Thursday, February 90, says:
Chief Linchwo has reported that he
made reprisals from the Beers near
ScqCanl. killing Il few men and captur-
ing several wagons and oxen. There
were some casualties on both sides
The Beers at Crocodile Pools noti-
fed Colonel Plumer that fearing the
natives would attack the wounded, they
had placed their hospital within the
laager. Colonel Plumer replied that the
ambulance would. of course. be respect
ed. but the Beers, he said, could not
expect good behavior from the natives
while they were invading the territory
OF the natives.''
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-02-27
HELP DRIVEN BACK.

Paardeberg, Saturday, Feb. 2i.-Yes-
terday there was a most interesting Sc
ries of fights along the British front.
one thousand Beers. commanded by
General Dewitt. who were known to be
operating In the immediate front, at
early dawn yesterday determined to at
tempt to break through the British
lines to aid General Cronje. a body
OF five hundred Beers moved toward
the British left and cantered in the
direction of Il kopje with the object
OF occupying it. Unfortunately for the
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-02-27
LATEST NEWS OF THE WORLD TEIEGRAPII AND GA8

the Gordon is gradually drawing closer.
General Buffers march on Ladysmith
Is being marked by sharp fighting A
Pieterinaritzburg dispatch OF to-day's
date says he Is stlll heavily engaged in
lighting. In Grobler's Kloof General
Butler seems to have discovered hor-
nets nest.
In Cape Colony the British arms are
steadily advancing. Barkley East is
now In their possession, according to a
dispatch from that district, the Beers
eNacuating the place, retreatng on La
uy Grey. and wiring President Steyn for
rcinforcements to prevent their surren-
der
The Pretoria Government proclaimed
February % and February 81 days Of
thanksgiving and prayer, presumably
In memory Of>the battle of Nfajuba Hill.
dispatch from Kimberley says It's
inhabitants have planned to erect n
statue TO Cecil Rhodes. in recognition
OF his services during the seige.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-02-27
RICHMOND and
THE LAWMAKERS
Senate Passed Many Bills hyUksIls|
To-day.
INSURANCE DEPARTNaEN

May be Created Binnd's Biii Reinttve
60 Quarantine oriicor Dismis.ed
Tnxntien OF oyster Tonsers 10 be I
Submitted 80 tho Poopio ~ Fi.S
nnnco Committee VIII, Favor En-:;;
l"raemont OF Powers of Tho state !
Hoard of Health.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
aTe stopred the Nod.c..


Prof. TAFT OF Edinburgh. after hav-
Ing suhdued a lady pianist, who an
noyed him, by taking to the bagpipes.
was troubled by an amateur elocuticn-
LIST in the house. One day, the story
goes. when the house was filled with
oratory, a volley OF explosions came
from Tait's room, followed by smoke
and unearthly smells. The lessons in
oratory We're suspended. and every one
In the house collected to see what the
trouble a Mr.. TAFT, with unmoved
countenance, said to the landlord:
AS there seems to be no restraint OF.
the nature of the studies pursued in
these lodgings, / have begun a series
OF experiments in high explosives. from
which l expect to draw much advant-
age"
The elocutionist ceased.-Argonaut.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Underwear RS n p~rotec,or

The old idea that wool is the only
proper protection for the skin is ex.
ploded. In my opinion the skin. to per-
FORM its functions normally. needs but
little such protection, says Melville
BLACK, M. ID. In fact. the less the bet
ter BY petting the skin and overpro-
tecting it with wooden underwear w,
make 1t tender and hyperaensitive, thus
rendering it unable to Whilst nd sud.
den atmospheric changes without par
alysis Of some portion of it's vasonoter
control. Hence the frequent catch
Ing cold" the bette noir of u exist
enc
To me 1t seemed incredible that I
could cast aside my lanrels and not
feel the chill of winters blast. My pat
tents sap to me. II will catch my death
OF cold" When / show them thatI am
wearing linen mesh, and have not had
a cold for yer a year, and am perfect
ly warm and comfortable. something
that I could not say when ! was wear
Ing heavy f1annels. they are amazed.
Some are not to be convdnced-no
amount of reasoning will convince them
that the conditions of their skins is
responsible for their cold and cathar-
rhal noses and throats.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13

Prince Imiritinsky, governor general
Of Warsaw. is dead.
Ex-Gov. J. w. McClurg, aged eighty
eight, died at Lebanon, Mo.
Oscar Wilde died in an obscure house
in the Latin quarter of Paris.
Rev. William Howard Day, A. NJ, D.
d., colored, is dead at Harrisburg.
Ludwig Jacobowski, the poet and
novelist, died in Berlin of typhoid fever
Col. John S. Williams. third secretary
of the treasury under Cleveland, died al
Lafayette, Ind.
Oscar Booza, West Point cadet, died
at Philadelphia: death is alleged TO be
due to hazing.
Miss Maude Coleman Wood of Vir-
ginia and Maxine Elliott won the Pan
American beauty contest.
DR.. Donaldson Smith of Philadelphia,
well known as an African explorer, has
returned from his second trip to the
interior of Africa.
Miss George Cayvan, the actress,
was taken to e hospital in New York
nearly blind and a physical wreck from
ervou prostration.
Rev. William Howard Day, A. NJ, ID.
d., general secretary Of the A. M. <.
Zion church, died at Harrisburg, Pa,
aged seventy-three years.
Senator Stewart of Nevada has re-
moved his name from the opposition
list. He has been a Silver Republican
for the past eight years.
According to advices received by
friends Of Miss Alta Rockefeller,
daughter of John d. Rockefeller, her
wedding If Mr.. Parmelee Prentiss of
Chicago will be celebrated in New York.
in January.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Resume Of the neWS.
Criminal.

SrimtnaI.
Three Indians were killed in. sybt
with settlers at Casa Grande, Mexico
Mrs. Annie Krouse was fatally shot
at Wichita, Kan, by an unknown
party.
Frank Tuscan and John Gambo,s
were fatally stabbed as a result OF a
brawl in New York City.
Two Killian brothers and Static,
agent Phillips were fatally injured in a
pistol hight at Alexandria, La.
John Roden and Richard Hullett were
each sentenced at Akron, Ohio, to one
years Imprisonment for participating
in a riot.
A man named Eide has been arrested
az Dubuque charged with killing his
brother for interference between a
quarrel Of father and son.
Mrs. Charles H. Blew OF Chicago. wife
OF a former state game warden. haa
her husband arrested on a charge of at
tempting to chloroform herself and
three children.
r.. +. Hay, late clerk of the county
u of Hancock county, Ohio, has
been arrested in Fort Wayne. Ind, on
a charge of embezzling s12. 900 to SIS, OOo
from the county funds.
Warrants are out for the arrest of
Charles II. Blow, former game warden
and prominent in politics on the West
Side, Chicago, on charges Of having
tried to kill his wife and three chill
dren.
DIR. Michael N. Regent and Mrs. Della
Mahoney. convicted of conspiracy in
connection with an effort to swindle the
knights and Ladies of Security out Of
$1,000 life insurance, were sentenced in
Chicago to indeterminate terms in tho
penitentiary.
George M. Weingard of Topeka,
Kan, travelling salesman for a whisky
house at Kansas City, was found guilty
of killing w. A. Simpson. He was
sentenced to the penitentiary for life.
Last April Weingard shot and killed
Simpson in a quarrel over the formers
attentions to Mrs. Simpson.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
FROM BRYkN'S own CITY
Comes q Startling story-Aa Open Let.
tar That yy,u r,r , #

Comes q Startling story-Aa Open Let.
ter That WIN Cau'e n seusa ton.
LINCOLN, Neb., Dec. S.-(Spec!al.)-
At No. 2115 o street, this city, is the
B. q M. wallpaper house. ID. & NJ"
are the initial letters OF the proprie-
tors. Mr.. A. c. Bonsor and Mr.. o. Z.
Myers. The senior partner, Mr. Bon
sor, Is a well-known and highly re-
spected citizen, and no one has ever
doubted his truthfulness. 1t is, there
fore, the pronounced opinion in Lin
coin and the state generally that the
significant and very strong statements
made in Mr.. Bonsor's letter will go
unchallenged. After explaining his
willingness that the matter be given
the fullest possible publicity in the
public interest, Mr.. Bonsor proceeds:
l have suffered untold misery and
pain for over ten years. My kidneys
were diseased. l tried many so-called
remedies, but they did me no good. |
saw an advertisement Of Dodd's Kid
ney Pills, and | bought some, and com
menced to use them at once ! had
not been taking them three days before
! began to improve. For years l had
not had one good nights sleep, and
before the first box of the Dodd's KID
ney Pills were all used. could sleep
all night without pains. | am now
completely cured, and have not a pain
or ache left. l cannot recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills too highly. for
they are nnexcelled as a kidney rem
edy. Yours truly,
A. C. BONSOR,
No. 2115 o street, Lincoln, Neb.
Dodd's Kidney Pills always cure.
Zoe a box. All dealers.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Rousseau. Home to he sold.

Rosseau's house, Les Charmettes,
near Chambery, to which he retired
With Nine. de Warens toward the lat
ter end of the summer of 1886, is ad-
vertised for sale. 1t is still in much
the same state as it was at that IA
IN, with the Pavilion where the phil
osopher was want to write, is much
the same TOW as when he first saw 1t.
The story of Rosseau's ~sojourn there
is n Of the most fascinating episodes
related in the Confessions" though
it is also n story In which it is hard to
place implicit belief.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
washington.

EHN IN
,.rsey has finally decided TO pay .ne
[ismpity demanded by the ohi'ea
hates. .as haer ar
"a to Morocco to hasten the pay
I'M 81 an indemnity.
=. president has nominated silas
ln' for associate justice or the
me court of New Mexico.
secretary Hays convention with
s.a9,a signed Saturday is simply a
80, for the canal treaty.
,-saty has been signed whereby
aga comedies the United States
..rh, to construct the Nicaragua
NAL
.ecretary of the treasury esti-
- tbe expenses of the government
I M coming year at 1926, TAI, 1852, a
\, decrease from last year.
u.rrsnts we're signed at the treas
fcr the disbursement of about
sM 70 the Sioux at the Pine Ridge
,sucy. S. D., in payment for beer
t%ntracts.
,ssurance has, it is said, been given
PRESIDENT Mckinley that he will
ave George r. Biddell from his po-
- as collector Of the port of New
Gk.
IT, isthmian canal commission re-
IN n favor of the Nicaragua canal.
NIL reducing the revenue tax by
EmMo was introduced in the house,
will be passed before Christmas.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Domestic.

Iowa may be divided into four Cath
Ollie dioceses.
Jeffries, the pugilist, has challenged
PoDs, the wrestler.
The copper trade is enjoying unprec-
edented prosperity.
A harbor of refuge is being built at
the mouth of Nome river.
Christian women propose a constitu-
tional amendment prohibiting polyg-
amy.
Special services will be held at mid
night, Dec. 81, to consecrate the new
century.
The National Live stock convention
has been called to meet at Salt Lake
City. Jan. Is.
Eleven thousand acres of Pennsyl-
vania Goa. property has been secured
by a syndicate.
Mrs. Mary NJ. Stoddard has filed a
suit for divorce, at Boston, from John
l.. Stoddard. lecturer.
Nearly 1,00e Boer families are to set
tie along the lines of the Northern Pa
cifc and Great Northern.
Counsel has been retained by the
heirs to contest the will Of the late Z.
II. Hoyt, the playwright.
Two hundred miles Of new telegraph
line has beer constructed in the yicin-
ity Of Southern Yukon and Nome.
Alaska. Pr
During November, 4f<eaTts occur
red IN Havana from all causes. This
is the lowest number for the same
month for the last ten years.
The price of California wines has ad.
vanced 4 cents per gallon. The yieia
| OF wine this year is about 6,Ooo,0oo gar
Ions less THAI that OF last year anu
grapes for wine-making purposes haVe
been as high as $12 to $22 per ton,
The official canvass of the presiden-
| tial vote In Colorado gives Bryan 49,
ga and Mckinley s3,141, making brs-
ans plurality 2s,S03.
Frederick A. Rice. a messenger In
the weather bureau at washington,
claims the bequest of $4,000 In the VIII
OF the late william NJ. Rice. the New
York millionaire.
The official v Of the p~residen-
tial vote in Colorado has been hnisneu'
| Based on the highest vote received oy
the electors on each side. Bryan re-
oeived l2e. ga and Mckinley 93,l4l, the
plurality Cor Bryan being 2s,SoS.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13

nruger says that he has placed
hope on the car.
e Is less sickness prevalent at
pa than for ten years.
Bulgarian cabinet has resigned.
% ministerial differences.
Italian budget for 1eOo-1eo1
! deficit of $4,000, 900 lire.
auent Diaz Of Mexico has taken
as president for the next four
i've hundred bolomen in the Phil
leans. n
Stewart, an American girl.
a Doctors degree at the
ooerts has handed over the
u the troops in South Afri-
Lord Kitchener.
deaths in and around Mancbas-
=, resulting from poison In beer
~ number sixty.
aeos e~nclycical on Christian
saey, has been completed. and
published this month. anu
o'lon to arbitrate between Great
~ the Beers has been sub
me chamber of deputies in
yon Advertisement. Garmar
Belgium, succeeds Prince
patanth the German ambassador
ss0.s thousand invitations have
hol'. Tor the closing ceremonies
|anlrb, year at st. Peters. Rome.
Pacific Cable company s.. -.
vss ntract to construct q cable
kealana to Queensland ana
-land for Ell, 7O5. 900.
wilhelmina's maria. 90 v,n
nce place. The question OF an
1t BE- :. ner prospective husband
municipal council Of sn.v.r
knsnoro p,ed a resolution to place
|tba a,'ve tablet on the house
ate Henry Willard was
bad - rapidly falling, and
lfhe as is thought immi-
Fided !, spartment OF irrigation
Eancbss throw dams across the
'0tton crop. y saving
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
s,oo Reward 500.

The readers OF this paper VIII Dc pleaSea "
learn that there is ut least one dreaded uis y -
~, science has been able to cure IN al us
..agas md that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrn
cure IS the only positive cure now known 70 the
medical fraternity, Catarrh being q c9ns.lIu-
tional disease. requires a constisut.g3n n,arnaiIr
ac,sno directly upon the blood and mucous sur
scsa an !, the system. thereby destroying the
FOUNDATION Of the disease, and g iUnag ;ne Pati ani
strength BY building o up 'h its WORK work. The pro.
sssa,ors have SO much faith in its curative
pri esrs hat they offer one Hundred Dollars roi
Inv Ease that IL fails TO cure. SEND LOT hs' VI
TessimneosnnigF 1s 7 CHENEY s. CO., Toledo. O
Sold by druggists 7oc. ,os,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
hest for tho Bowel.

NJ matter what ails you, headache
TO a cancer. you will never oct utarI
Sntt your bowels are put right,
oASCARETS help nature, cure Won
without a grippe or pain. produce easv
atura movements, cost you lust 10
cents t start getting your health back
CAsCARETS Candy Cathartic, the
genuine put up in metal boxes. every
aolet has c. c. c. stamped on it. Be-
ware of limitations
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Casualty.

~ business section of Etna, Ill, was
Troyed by fire.
Mediterranean steamer sank and
out fifty lives we're lost.
rvepty people were killed and sixty
Esrs injured in a railroad wreck In
euco.
red Lahn of Grinnell, Iowa, was ac-
lsutally shot and killed by a play
tie.
re plant OF the Chattaboochie Brick
upany was burned at Atlanta; loss,
800.
lohn W.. Hill, an aged resident of
En,our, Iowa, was killed by a North
tern train. .a
four men were fatally hurt at Clin-
Iowa, by the falling of a roof on
heb they were working.
~leutenant Commander r. T. Hall
seriously injured by a falling beam
te New York navy yard.
boiler in the Chicago & Northwest
power house in Chicago exploded,
Ing Ave people and injuring thirteen
es
be steamers Dodsworth and Volun"
colided twenty miles above Hun
Eon, w. Va, sinking thirty coal
yes; loss, 500. 900.
steam pipe burst at the Masee &,
ION Lumber company's mill at Ma
Ca scalding to death p. r. Hath
and his negro fireman.
aFard B. Quinn, editor at New York
successful Americans, was scalded
eeath by jumping into a bath tub
re testing the temperature.
d. Smiths racing stables, four
west Of Ills Point, Tex, were
psas including nearly all of his
% OF race horses, whose names r
mar to turfmen from Chicago to
Orleans.
Eenty BUSINESS houses were burned
Fulton, Ky. The aggregate losses
esliinated at $3.50. 900. Boyd Reed
iatally hurt in jumping from a
EsOry window. 1t is believed the
was started by burglars.
|Onpt' heroic action on the part of
EaeW Of the United States cruiser
sunday afternoon, Nov. IL,
10 mid-ocean, unquestionably
ue cruiser from destruction by
Aplosion OF n of the largest
flines Of the ship.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
prosperity To- 100.

,or ta.lons point to great prosperity
= - coming year, This is a sign Of
healthy nature. The success nf .
country as we'll as OF an individno1
uepehas upon health. If you have anu
naen trouble try Hostetter's stom-
Sen bitters' which cures dyspepsia, in.
digestion and b~iiousness.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Turned Down.

Borrowit-Say, old man, lend me a
FLYER, will you?
Markley-Sorry, I'm not making any
permanent investments just now
Philadelphia Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
A Suellblndcr.

81 have a collection of campaign
speeches that / wish to have made into
a book" said Mr.. Nortside to a book
binder.
very WELL" replied the latter. This
Is a neutrality-suspicious. Chrohl-
cle-TelegTaph.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
p,,n,, Look Prosperous,

He-Well, Mrs. Smith is economical
onyway. She makes all her W
dresses. ax,
She-Yes: and she looks so dowdy
that her husband can't get us
of his friends TO lend him any money
philadelphia Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
A Knnwing nnN.

At see that your teacher is going to
be married, Bobby. / thought you were
voint to marry her when you grew up!
well, / may yet. She's ron Chlca-
on you know."-Cleveland Plain Deal
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13

They let the golf reporter write the
headline for the boiler explosion story.
Couple Of men blown over the ware
house, you remember"
Yes. How did he do it?"
Two up.'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
The Necessary Sta.

onappie-She says I'm the first man
sne was ever engaged to.
ahe-Well, she's got to begin on
hasn't she?-Smart Ser
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Reflection.

"xvait for me at heavens gate sang
: s,I,ilv-sentimental young a
"No," murmured :he girl, uon !.
want to stand around OUTSIDE
detroit Free Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Room for Doubt.

He-we are told matches are made
in heaven. f##
stone quarries are not located there
Ohio State Journal.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Resented nj Inst.

Visitor tat dime museum)-Are you
the living skeleton?
Museum Freak (tired Of the question:
~ don't look like a dead one, do I?---
Chicago Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13
Reasonably Explained.

Casey--I wonder whoi they call tibet
drink "absint?'
O'Rourke-Take three or four, an
yen be gone to the wurrld. Thet's
whoi.-Smart Set.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1900-12-13

Indigestion is a bad companion. Get rid
OF 1t by chewing a bar Of Adams Tutti
Fruit after each meal.