The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1900-01-11
"KAH. .PEE-KOG" CLUB;
~ WRIGHT A. PATTERSON.

i"hO YOU realize, gentlemen, said
| ~ Smith, 40 the members Of the Kah.
pee.kos club gathered around the evening
Are, "that this is 10 be our last evening to.
gether in these woods for at least a year,
Tomorrow our vacation In the Muskoka lake
district ends, and by tomorrow evening, II
nothing unlocked for happens, we will have
nailed up the door OF the clubhouse, reeled
In our lines for the last time this year, stored
our boats, and the night train on the Grand
Trunk will be carrying us swiftly back to
the states and TO our various vocations.
without going into particulars, or men.
tioning names, II has seemed to me that this
would be an excellent time to confess our
prevarications 30 that we may quit this beau.
tiful spot with q clear conscience. i would
suggest"
"To what do you refer, Brother SMITH"
asked the Pastor.
"To put IL in plain English" said Smith,
II think we have all lied more or less, and
that now would be good time to tell the
truth"
II presume that you realize that there
are exceptions to that statement Of ALL
Brother smith," said the Pastor. "Now.
l."
"I made no exceptions, and intended
none," said Smith. "As for myself, am here
to state now that have lied; lied ss big
a. / knew how and still make II lie that
might believed, and I guess you fellows
swallowed II without much question"
II have not believed a single thing you
have said about fish since you have been
here" said the Pastor.
"Nor l." echoed the others.
"The biggest lie that have told since
have been here was that one about the
number Of bass Yorker and caught in
Healey lake. We were trying to outdo the
Pastor, and did 10 far ns the lie was con
cerned, and IL he did not believe our story.
II was because his own was not true. What
we"
"I shall have to refer this matter TO the
congregation when we reach home, Brother
Smith," put in the Pastor.
II would advise you not TO-" replied
Smith. "but as l was going to say, what
we did catch that day was all in the boat
when we returned, and, as several members
Of this club counted them, il will not be dis
puted when | say there were las bass Of
over the legal length"
at was only l2s, for I counted them TO-
gether with Husky Bill," said Tice.
"What is the matter of ten bass more or
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