New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1900-05-06
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LIMRURGER CHEESE

The Germantown girl puzzled over it for some
said her friend II reads: sigshse sent Dewey
as she scannad the lines again but where's the
'sent'?' ''In the LImburger cheese, the reply.
caught determined 70 have her revenge. The next
evening at the dnnc~ table she worked It on her
answer? oE s'I lis easy said the girl Il reads
saed Fbs Sro,fr
the LimburEer cheese" she shrieked And she
Record
The suite of the Car OF Russia consists Of l73
persons of whom Is are members OF the imperial
family; II princes who not Of imperial
birth: II counts are barons and the remaining
/, lis noblemen of lower rank Only Us are Rus
SLAMS the rest being Germans. Firms Poles. Cir
cassians. Greeks and RUnanians.
Women unerateful lot"
Yes; my wife urged me to go into politics. and
about what LOT OF new furniture she could nave
bought with the money l Embellishments
Journal.
Joseph Quong, Chinese laundryman. is n candi
date for seat in the City Council Of Toledo. Ohio.
He has been nominated by the Republicans in one
of the wards which under ordinary conditions is
Overwhelmingly Democratic. This year. however.
there two Democratic candidates in the field.
and Quong whose nomination joke, stands
good chance of election
The young teacher had Just given. them one Of
those musty readings in Roman history. Nov.
samuel she said, gazing encOura glnSly at the
smallest lad tell what followed the burning OF
Rome"
All de Insurance companies bustedr' responded
Samuel with promptness.-(Chicaeo News
The Academy of Sciences of Russia holds in
trust fund of 1jO0.OOO rublcs which. with
emulation. is to be bestowed prize in 1925.
1t represents the principal and interest of 51OC0
rubes left in 1893 by General Arakczeijew. who
provided in his will that the end of the first
quarter of the twentieth century three-fourths of
the sum should he given TO the writer OF the best
history in Russian of the reign of Alexander 1.
The other fourth is 70 be spent in printing the
work in having it translated into French and Ger
man. and for prize for the author of the
ond best work.
Kendrick-(Who for two months, has been study
ing French)-Say, Sutton, can write good let
sutton-Hm, Is that SO? Well you may be able
to write good letter in French. but l don't De
lieve you can write letter in good French.-tBos
ton TRANSCRIPT
The two leading agricultural societies of Great
Britain the Royal Agricultural and the Highland
Agricultural. have amalgamated They will
tablish a national agricultural examination board
and will grant prizes and diplomas farmers after
Examination.
Mercy! What is that crawling thing shrieked
as they pointed TO a diminutive lizardke reptile
crawling on nj. the E, cup Of "a tulip 49,, -
who knows. lis chameleon from Brazil, ladies'
We received 1t this morning Observe. ladies. If
cord with that of the object upon which ii IS
n rs al on PRESENT Crimson om a IN color because
Dear me- said the girls in chorus. How
II now take the chameleon from the tulp.' said
Brooks. with the air OF professor Of natural his
t. tory no aRa place it against my cheek What color
GREEN cried the girls.
shade of green in spite of Brooks's furious bushes
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