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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
Bound to Keep in the Swim

Mrs. Fotheringay JiDbs came to my
reception without an invitation.
"You don't mean it?:"
eyes; she explained to mt that she
felt sure my omission of her was an
oversight ."-Indianapoli journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10

When you feel that life Is hardly
worth the candle take a dose Of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
They will cleanse your stomach. tone up
ycur liver and regulate your bowels,
making you feel like a new man. For
sn!a wv A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
Raising the Temperature.

Weary Walker--Dis is a mighty cold
world, Willie.
Wandering Willie-Yep, it's a good
ting dere's police to make it hot fer us.
Philadelphia Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
The SUPERIOR Eve.

Higgins-They say Stiggins is going
to marry Widow Barnes.
Wiggins-You don't say so! l always
thought he had an eye on the daughter:
Higgins-So he had; but the mother
had an eye on him.-Boston Transcript,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10

uilclothed it
and looked for
pins. Nothing
was hurting it.
She looked to
t Ii e b by's
food, 1t was
S W e e t and
W hole some.
But the baby
still cried and
walled. Then
she called the
doctor. He
examined the
child and said
" starvation"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
The Why.

"The king orders you executed at sun
rise for attending the queen
"But she wanted me to elope with her,
and I refused"
'tThat's lust it.''-Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
Deterrent.

You have not gone to Europe then,
as you expected said Mrs. Fosdick tc
Mrs. Spriggs.
NO was the reply. 1T so
difficult for Mr.. Sprigss to leave his
business, and | really couldn't go with
out him. And then, | read the other
day about a ship that broke her record
Think how dreadful it would be to be on
a ship in the middle of the ocean with
her record broken.-Detroit Free Press.
When the stomach is tired out it must
have a rest, but we can't live without
food. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure "digests
what you eat" so that you can eat all
the good food you want while it is re-
storing the digestive organs to health.
1t is the only preparation that digests
all kinds Of food. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10

When you want a pleasant physic try
the new remedy, Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are easy
to lake and pleasant in effect. Price, rs
cents. Samples free at Ireland's drug
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10

When you need a soothing and heal
ing antiseptic application for any pur-
pose, use the original DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, a we'll known cure for piles
and skin diseases. 1t heals sores with
out leaving a scar. Beware Of counter
feits, Ireland'S Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
And Vice Versa.

Tigg-There's one good thing about
these college yells.
Wigg-What is it?
Tigg They can't sing those glee
songs while they are yelling.-Baltimore
American,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10

The most effective little liver pills
made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
They never grippe. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
use any of the counterfeits of

Don't use any of the counterfeits Of
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Most of
them are worthless or liable to cause
injury. The original DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve is a certain cure for piles,
eczema, cuts, scalds, burns, sores and
skin diseases. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
A snob Defined.

The Chicago News describes a snob as
a man on a ladder who kisses the feet
on the round above him and kicks at
the man on the round below.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
The Woman's Privilege.

"What are you looking so glum
about?'
"Oh. my fiancee Has. changed her
mind"
"Still worrying over that? 1t was
fully a month ago since you told me
she had broken off the engagement"
sob, it's been on and off again twice
since Observation-Disclosures Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
Deep Discussion.

"Do you think" asked the landlady,
''that death ends ALP
''Not for four or five days, in the case
of u turkey" said the Savage Boarder,
who had won his position OF star by
sheer Observation-Disclosures Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
Motherly Advice.

Johnny" said the St. Louis mother.
81 want you to quit using that low vul-
gar language" Why, mother" replied
Johnny, Shakespeare said what | just
said"
"Then YOU must quit associating with
him." said the good woman. Hes not
a fit companion for you."-Chicago
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND PERMA-

nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money back. rs cts. and SO cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10

Arrangements for accom-
modations should be made
in advance. and notice of
expected arrival given.
when guests will be met at
the the railroad station and
transferred to The Alameda.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
A Good System.

Mr.. Meddergrass-Hi Slocum sent $40
to a Teller in New York to find out how
to win at roulette.
Mr.. Foddershack-What did the Teller
say?
Mr.. Meddergrass-Said to run the
game Yourself. "-Baltimor American.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are dain-
ty little pills, but they never fail to
cleanse the liver, remove distractions
and invigorate the system. Ireland's.
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
Duly Considerate.

Nell (excitedly)-Here's a telegram
from Jack Punter of the varsity team.
Belle-What's 1t say?
Nell-It says. "Nose broken. How
do you prefer it set-Greek or Romano
philadelphia Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10

For sprains, swellings and lameness
there is nothing SO good as Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Try it. Fol sale by
A. c.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
The Ghost.

The charity Of today was by no means
the charity of yesterday. That was
clear. Her mantle" it was generally
observed, ''covcrs as large u multitude
of sins, perhaps, but less effectually.
Can it be that she has her mantles
made with lace insertions now?"
OF course it could be. Nothing was
immune as to the influence of the zeit-
geist.-Detroit Journal.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets cure b%iliousness, constipation
and headache. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. For sale by A.
G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10

She was the fond mother OF a fine
baby. But it was a crying baby. She
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
Out of Jobs.

First Calamity Howler = Well, we're
out of a job for four years, anyhow.
Second Calamity Howler-Alas, yes.
This prosperity is tough for us.-Ohio
State journal.
For three days and nights I suffered
agony untold from an attack Of cholera
morbus brought or by eating cucum-
bers," says M. E. Lowther, clerk Of the
district court, C~enterville, Iowa.. II
thought l should surely die, and tried a
dozen different medicines, but all to no
purpose. I sent for a bottle Of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy and three doses relieved me en-
tirely." This remedy is for sale by A..
c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10

Horses and carriages
for rent at reasonable
rates,
Croquet, piano indoor
games. and magazines.
Fine rifles for shooting.
Small Game in plenty.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE

ENPEHIENCE 70 TIE bEoI IEHVHEn' VOE
Acker's English Remedy in n case OF
coughs, colds or Group. Should 1t fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
Civil Service
On the Burlington

There is one department on the Burlington that is
better organized than on any other railroad know of,
and that is the Department of Civiiy. CiviHty, cfvihty-
it's civfHty everywhere, from the time you buy your
ticket and get aboard the train until you are escorted to
your connecting train, or toyour carriage or bus. Den
yer Times.
Train leaves Denver at 400 p. m. and 1000 p. m.
Train for Black Hills, Montana and Puget Sound
leaves Denver 100 p m.
Tickets at Offices of Connecting Lines.
Denver Office 1889 seventeenth 5
G. w. VALLERY, GENERAL AGENT.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-10
RATES FROM $40 TO Sl4 PER WEEK

Situated about a mile and a half north
of the town of Las Cruces, the county
seat Of Dona Ana County, which has a
population of $500, telegraph lines,
banks, physicians, etc. Altitude, 1878
feet. The ideal climate. Brilliant
sunny days and crisp nights, with dry
air, The summer heat, tempered by the
altitude, shade of the giant cottonwoods
surrounding THE ALAMEDA. and eX-
IRENE dryness is pleasant and enjoy
able; and on the warmest days there *
an eXhileration in the atmosphere. The
nights are never too warm for refresh
ing slumber. On the main line Of the
Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe Railway,
and best reached by that road from all
points north, east and west. Rooms of
good size, comfortably furnished. Sew
eral hundred feet Of wide, open cement
proches. Table beautifully supplied
with the best of eatables. Packing
house meats only are used. Fresh eggs.
Jersey milk and cream. Courteous at
tention shown guests.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31

The Republicans say that the SUI
gar and tobacco trusts will pay the
Porto Rican duties. How's that?
We thought they told u, that it was
the foreigner who paid the tariff
taxes a few years ago.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31

Manager F. L. Hamilton OF the
Maumee mines was in town Satur-
day. He says his company is in a
flourishing condition with plenty of
rich ore in in sight, and the town of
Maumee booming. As soon as the
company get their saw rugged up,
they will begin to get out lumber for
the erection of several new houses
for their men, and work on the foun-
dation for the concentrating plant
will be pushed. While in Joplin he
learned that some Of the plants there
were running on 3 per cent ore and
making money, and when he told
them that in some of our mines they
used that kind OF rock to build roads
with, they thought he was joking.
The Maumee is one of the wondere Of
the North Arkansas zine fields and
is a paying investment. 90 Marshall
Mountain Wave
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31
A Mothers Love.

A young married woman said to
her mother-in-law: Mother, | won
der If you love your son George as
well as | love him as a husband? 1t
seems to me impossible. The moth
er-in-law replied; "Well, Alice, let me
show you the difference in our affec-
ton for George. You love him be-
cause he is really loveable and loves
you and is kind and afectionate, and
his thoughtful attentions anticipate
all your wants. But let George
cease to be loving and afectionate
and become cold and Indifferent, neg
Letting you and becoming even abu-
sive and violent, and let him throw
away his manhood and go into the
mire OF immortality and drunkenness;
then | should not be surprised to
see you cease loving George and sue
for bill OF enforcement. But he
might neglect me and treat me un-
kindly, assault me with violence and
then stagger into the gutter. New
ertheess, before binding up my own
WOUNDS would 60 to my George,
help hinhpp, wipe the slime from his
cheek, kiss HIM and put my arms
around him and whatever others
might say oNthiuk Of him, I would
still love and \aress him as my dar-
ling son. That'Nlice, is perhaps the
difference between our love and |
mine for George" .
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31

into darkness and drilling rain with
lump in my throat that it took
swallowing to down. Oh, no, was
not afraid-it was only the nervous
strain and dread in the dismal dark
ness.
There are lots of monkeys here, and
when man is out by himself after
night everything looks like Filipino
with a 16-inch gun. Most OF the
fighting is done after night here, and
there is lots of it to do vet. We are
only four miles from Manila, and it
is only seven miles to a Filipino camp
OF 10000 men. We can see their
campfire from here and am
looking for me and Gen. Otis to have
trouble with them. The women try
to carry grub through our lines to
their men and we have good time
taking their stuff from them. They
come every meal and get what we
leave. They work water buffaloes
to carts. Their horses are too small
to pull load.
1t is not so hot here as you might
think, but is the toughest country
on the earth. The hills of Newton
county are open country as compar-
ed to most OF this island | have seen.
The bamboo is so thick that a man
cannot get through it at all; but it
is interesting; | IKE to stay here. |
Don't think we have got them |
whipped yet. There is more to do
than has been done if they try to
light, and | find out since | got here
hat they most always try.
| am well and hearty, but occa-
'ionally don't get enough to eat
)nce for nearly two weeks we had
out a bareback to the meal and were
precious glad to get that much.
Goodbye for the present, Your
ON, THos H. WILcocKsoN,
Co. F. 42nd L. S. Y.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31
Work Has COmAnced.

Last Wednesday lhe Mert Of clear
ing out the right of u"@ Tor rne
Winner .s'i-oad commenced, and
will be pushed aIiug until completed,
and Messrs. Haley & Pond expect
their rails for tra& laying within the
next few weeks. Vas soon as the
weather opens up thTe will be quite
a force of hands at worl and the
road pushed to completionas fast as
money and muscle can do he work.
The bonus has been entirel secured
and that assures Yellville o.rairoad
transportation.-YeHViLie Blnner.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31
WHO SAID FRANCHISE

The question to be voted on a
the coming town election is, I'D,
you want water works. Ever
body says, yes, and sewerage, ant
street railways, etc, but before W,
would vote for either we would lik,
to know how much they are to cost
whether we are ready for them, ant
who should own them" In Other
words everybody does not want to
buy pig in poke.
In olden times the men of tow
left their little cabins and tents an
met under tree in order to discus
and approve or disapprove meal
ures presented for their government
We OF this day have possibly in
proved upon the plan because wi
have improved our ways of livin
and have learned from experienced
People used to grant franchises I'd
some one to build water works, etc
to day we know better, not becausd
we are better than we were a few
years ago, but we have learned tina l
1t is best for us.
Why is it best for us to own ouri
own water works?
LIST. Because it costs less than toi
grant atranchise. Bentonville, Ark l
With $500 people and Batesville |
Ark, with 5000 people own their
'wn water works; the people paw
Ter year for water in six roomI
louise 5000. Bentonville has 42k
Ire hydrants, Batesville %. Thew
ost the city nothing for use, as the (
water rates and other revenues from
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31

city $40 each per year, While ~
our own town, Harrison, Ark, with \
population now of $500 and pros
pective increase to 5000, the pro-
posed water works franchise would
put us in (six?) fire hydrants at 500
each per year and then leave The
question of how much would ID
charged for the use of water to tho
corporations own ideas Of reason
ableness.
End. Because we don't know
what we want. A sudden increase
of population would necessitate'
changes in a system Of water works
put in for fewer people. St. Louis
which has owned its water works
for years is seriously thinking of
changing from settling basin plan
to a filtration plant. With the r R.
in less than a year we can settle ALL
these questions. After waiting so
long cannot we wait little longer?
3rd. When the town owns the
water works it is not a question of
how easy the water can be procured.
The question is how pure water can
be procured. While on the other
hand the man who gets a franchise
says, Pm here to make all | can, y
of course whether the water is bad,
worse or worst.
The profits if we own water works
goes to improve the city, care for
the sick, poor. &c. fla man owns
the franchise the money goes where?
5th. The granting of franchise
may bring one good monied bust
ness man to our town for his own
interest; but when rival tow
starts near us and the other ninety.
nine equally as good monied
business men ask how are water
rates, &c, in your town, and we tell
them we have grinted a franchise
and these things re as high as the
owner of the frar hise ran get them
the ninetv-nine mn with their mon.
; ev go to the riva'town where they
own their own vater works and liv-
ing is cheaper.
o 6. CompetitiCis growing strong
er each year. Theown that owns
IFS own water wrks, &c, being
cheaper to live in, he merchant can
sell his goods eheser than the mer-
chant where thei are franchises.
Do YOU want trat or do you notS
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31

We can imagine Dan W. pumping
himself every time he hears the re-
turns from 4 county that holds a
primary election and saying Eyes,
you dingphool, you'll espous expan-
sion again, will you? Take that
and thatl and thatl Maybe you'll
have little sense next timel'-Eu-
reka FIashHght.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31
Advertising Rates.

0ns inch per year $500.
On Contract for Six months. IS per cent
oil annual rate, and for months 10 pr cent.
On contracts for to 6 Inches. 20 pr cent
on oil annual rates. On contracts for 10
y inches so per cent of of annual rates.
Is TO IL Inches % per cent off annual rates.
special position 20 per cent additional.
Locals 10 cents per line first insertion, o
cents second and az cents thereafter.
Marriage and Obituary notices. not to
exceed six lines free, all over that amount
10 cents per line
Professional cards So per annum.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31

no matter whether he is under or
As years old, or a resident or non
resident owner ofproperty here. We
all need good roads, and if we want
them, let's say so and work to get
them. 7. J. ESTES.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31

II. I. Buie, of Bufilo, reports ev-
erything lovely in hi neck O the
woods He says a funny thing hap
Pened at the Cane sping mine. The
rams caused a cave-inwhich exposed
a s'S-ioot face of hne lick, which, in
all probability, woui have been
missed by the direct clurse of the
tunnel.-Marion HernA
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1900-03-31
Back Home Again.

Alter travelling about 300 miles
am back at home again in the LANE
OF grand possibilities. | learned (
few things and saw a great deal O
hne country and some very poor
while on my rambles, but all had its
advantages and disadvantages, as
well as we have them here. IfI were
a renter, unless | could get good
land and accommodations
wouldn't stay here; but if man has
a good little home here and is salts
he'd, it might be best to stay with it.
There is lots of fine prairie land in
the Indian Territory and a great
deal that is sorry. Some has alkali
spots that produce from little to
nothing Some is too wet natured.
and they tell me, if early planted
corn in that land gets hard rain on
II 1t never comes up. They had lots
OF rain last spring and some had to
plant over the second time. On the
Verdlgris river and other streams
the land is as fine as | ever saw, but
it is not considered very healthy. I
was on the Verdegris river when |
wrote my last communication,
1t IS fine country and | would like
to own good farm there.
On Tuesday night, the 26th ofFeb.,
stayed with ]. G. Rogers, a Chcro-
kee who came from Georgia 4oyears
ago. He is a prominent and very
clever man, and though he shows
but little Indian blood, his daughter
looks like full blood. That night
a regular Kansas blizzard struck us
and we had cold weather for several
days. Next morning, Mr.. Rodgers
took me up to Adair, some 8 miles,
and paid 70 cents for a fifteen miles
ride, up to Vinita, on the NJ. K. & T.
At Vinita | met DR.. J. e. Adams, for
merly of Marion county, and went
up home with him to Falkland. on
the evening train. | STAYED there
until March I'd when l came up to
Monett and next day to Eureka and
on 4 miles this side of BerryvilIe.
The next day we struck some of the
worst road 1 ever' saw, between
Green Forest and Bear Creek. 1t
didn't look like it had been worked
in 3 or 4 years, and the mud was
sight too.
The roads of our country are a
shame and disgrace to us and al
ways will be until we have a better
system of road laws and road work
ngs, Are we going to adopt the
new road law in Boone county. or
1otf | don't see or hear ANYTHING
said about it. Most of the work
lone now is but shiftless pretense.
/ the road beds were raised and
made firm, and permanent work
lone, instead oftemporary, wecould
AVE good solid roads. 1t will take
money, time and work to do that.
nut nothing would be of more adj
antage or conduce more to the de-
elopment of the country than good
Dads. Nothing would add more to
IS attractiveness and desirability as
place of residence and enhance the
alue OF real estate. This, with the
aving OF time; the saving in the
year and tear of stock and vehicles;
ne addition to the loads that could
&c hauled, and that with more ease,
nd the comfort and convenience.
would amply pay for making good
So. - e ,,,2lie dGfbe inter
% matter whether he is under or
5 years old, or a resident or nom
esident owner ofproperty here. We
Il need good roads, and if we want
hem, let's say so and work to get
hem. T. ]. ESTES.
The Brunswick times-call. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1900-1902, 1900-09-05
STILL WORKING.
Examination Of the City Treasurer's
Books Continue.

The expert who has been examining
he books Of city treasurer, Harvey,
bias not completed the job yet, and il
viii probably be several days before
be will 6s able to mske a report TO
oouncil. The oity fathers meet tomor,
row night, And he may be able to send
in a partial report then. The many
friends Of Mr.. Harvey hope that the
dinicaity will be Strengthened all
right.
The Brunswick times-call. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1900-1902, 1900-09-05

WANTED-To purchase a good
horse, suitable for hack, Address L,
care TIAEs>CALb,
The Brunswick times-call. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1900-1902, 1900-09-05
WON AGAIN.

The Unknowns, BtunswicKs crack
oolored baseball club, defeated Albany
again Yesterday afternoon by score Of
seven to four. The club win return to
Brunswick today and cross bats with the
Dixies. also Of this city, this afternoon
for purse Of $50.
The Brunswick times-call. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1900-1902, 1900-09-05
.nenn,r u moon neen.

Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without il. Csscarets, Candy Cathar.
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm,
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion BY taking
Cascarets,--beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satief on guaranteed, Toe, 25es Soc.