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Baptist Church. =
Morning service at lo:45, evening
subject, TRANSPORTATION" The or
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Passes Away: Sunday After a
Long and Very Painful Illness
The Last Rites from the Re.
sidence at 200 Today.

Sunday, will not surprise Mail read:
ere, nor. did 1t surprise even the fam;
lily bereaved. Mrs. Morrill, had been
iii 60 long and was so very i'll during
the last few weeks Of her life that
everybody here and the people else
where who read The Mail were pre-.
pared for the end which came on Sum
day. The cause of Mrs. Morril's ILL
ness and death was a complication of
diseases, following kidney trouble.
The funeral was held at 2 o'clock
this day from the NJ rrill home, Rev.
H. g. Campbell, pastor Of the M. p.
church, of which the deceased had for
many years been an active and de-
voted member, of6ciated. The ser
vice was largely attended. Many
touching floral tributes were dis
played. -
Mrs. Morrill, was born at Lyndon,
Vermont, Nov. %, 1886, and was there
fore almost 6 years of age. She mar
RED l.. G.. Morrill, Nov.9, 1854, at
Hennspin, Ill, and to them six chill
dren we're born, three Of whom. Mrs.
u. R. Mitchell, Mrs. 81. A. Strong and
Mrs. Jonn Ramage, of Worthington,
Mimi. survive her. Mr.. and Mrs.
Morrill, lived for a number of years at
] Magnolia, ILL.,, removing from that
state to Worthington, Minnesota, in
April, 1883, and from thete to Shell
don in May, 1885,:
Mrs. Morrill, was a quiet woman,
prsterring the seclusion of her home
! TO the more animated and demon
strative life which attracts other wo-
men possessed of tho means and com
forts she enjoyed. She and her com
panion now bereaved commanded the
respect and esteem of all who were
familirrr with their sterling qualities
and with the mutual pleasures they
experienced in the associations Of
their home. The decease of such a
woman IS indeed a loss to the COM
munity, and the breaking up Of such
q home while the husband and wife,
through venerable in years, should
have q score Of years yet remaining
for q continuation Of the enjoyments
Of life,. is . sadly premature ternliaa-
ton Of earthly companionship. Such
however, is life.
The Mail tenders the husband be,
reft and the Borrowing daughters and
others allied in kinship is sympathy
Death came as q relief TO the sufferer
but to those near dear in the broker
family circl,, Il seems an eepcciall!
sad visitation.
Those nonresident relatives wen
/ present q the funeral: Nj and Mn
! John Ramage, of " rthingt ton, Mimi,
land Ars. g. Ross Of ST. Louis, Mo-
.ISheldon Nail.
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.hoass last wssk ThuIsday Decora.
lions wsss ehIyaast hsnuns. aboet.
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Bdsht sysa ~ ). isiallihls index
"a youth. nios vindows iron which
cupid shoots bio also1s. Rook Noun,
ain Tea makes bright 49,. Al
.your druggists. b SIS Il 3sl. s. ....
Ths Ainssapolis Ns~s, which
started ont @ ! democratic daily,
has suspended 10 daily publication
Tor want Of support, but : weekly
viii now b issued il its placs.
Miss lsiasal and lady friend from
Aehtoa, l.s visiting at the home Of
E. Y. Voak.
Nosl.nd's book sale 10 il full SWING.
Popular titles guing fast. Now 10 tho
time to buy your gift books right.
Prof. E. 4. Porter left Thursday
for Mankato 70 attend . meeting Of
! the Southern Minnesota Teachers
association, Of nh Cd be 10 president.
g. T. Bullick was,in town Wednes.
day with . broken engine counter
shaft. He has a couple more days
threshihy loft to Pc done yet this
year. .s. +.g; g.. !.
Information las reached hero from
F. c. Turner'S Canadian party that
MI. Hockney likes tho country very
much and expects TO purchase farm
in Canada. -.
VIM. Hinrich has purchased the
blacksmith tools of Mr.. Blume and
is now sole possessor Of the shop and
will be found always ready for any
work in his line. .~:-. ..
Mrs. ] X. Tnrner left Wednesday
for be, future home at Guthrie, Okla
homs. She will stop enroute At
Rock Rapids. and other points in
Iowa, for visit. s..
D. E. Harvey. Of Brewster, was in
town the flrst Of tho week. Mr.. Har'
vey 10 . licensed auotionser and 70.
ports state he gives good satisfaetion
wherever employed. y
~Please bear in mind that the
Opera House Orchestra will give one
Of their popular dancing parties on
Thanksgiving evening, Nov. 2oth, at
Masonic hall. 4 hrst.elass time il
guaranteed and . cordial welcome ex-
tended 10 al. ..'' >.~s>.* r. :.
AT thou one Of the many that has
drained the Golden Nectar that
maketb thy heart full Of strength and
eladuess! II not take Rock Noun.
ain Tea. Ak your druggists.
A boy while hunting dusks il q
boat on Leon Lake, near Aankato
was kicked with such force by his
gun that the boat vss eapsised. An.
other huatsr hearing bio cries for
hep and sayed him from drowning. ::
Raisers of good stock will and IN
sxeellest animal 70 brssd from at D.
Beh>ens On tho Day farm. Ssevios
6Oc.
The social advertised 10 be held BY
the Young Peoples Soeisty Of the
Presbytseian church next Friday o.
eaing has bssn postponed indsanitsly
ON account Of tho Young Peoples
social Of H. Congregational church
ON the same evening. I. !"
John Groves next excursion to I'll
points in northern part Of The ststs
whsrs there i railroad land, % well
% other lands, next Tuesday, Nov.
2o.For further iniormatioa call on
Charles Hornstine, Wosthington,
Minn. 49,. .t@..;:. .@..-@..
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Of the eye, ear, nose, throat lungs, liver,
stomach and bowels. Dyspepsia, constitu-
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children and all wasting diseases in adults
diseases Of the brain, diabetes, paralysis
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hair falling, bone pains, swelling sore throat
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Daily Weather Report.
7CH1oAoo, Nov. Is, 9 a. NJ
Fair tonight, Friday part
~ cloudy and not 80 cold.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29
WHAT is A TORNADO2

What Is a Tornado7 Is the question you
will hear
Asked by every one you meet at this time
of the year.
1t seems so awful stupid, that often feel
inclined
To Cyclone with my intellect the whirl-
wind Of their mind. -
Now, full-grown Tornado, 1t Is very
seldom seen.
It leaves its tracks behind It, and you
know where 1t has been.
It comes so very sudden, and as quickly
doth depart,
That its coming and its going Is impress
ed upon your heart.
Now, I've told you all about 1t, there is
nothing more to know.
Until early in November, when McKin-
ley's sure to show
A Monsoon and Typhoon, with whirl-
wind on the side,
Galivanting through the country, tanning
Democratic hide.
James l.. "Bromleykite" Pilling.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29
ISSUES DISCUSSED BY
MEN OF ALL PARTIES.
MCClellan's Tribute to the Sol
diers of Our Small Army.
Progress Of the Campaign Commented
On by Persons of All Shades of
Political Thought = Imperial.
ism No Issue.

A missionary was sent to convert
Dewey to Democracy at Manila. He
represented the most potential politicians
in the Democratic party-those who could
have given him the nomination il he
would have consented to few-line senti-
ments and glittering generalties. II
Dewey had consented at Manila to be a
Democratic candidate he would I'M
questionably have been the candidate.
He would have been an imperialist some
thing like: an imperialist wouldn't have
hurt the Democrats a bit. The Demo
cratic party wouldn't have cared rap
about imperialism nor about silver at IL
to or at 33 to l. They would have
gone in on the heroics. They would have
celebrated conqueror as their candi-
date, and been glad and proud and stuck
up and happy to support a man who had
shed blood. conquered territory and sur
rounded the world with his glories. That
is what the Democracy wanted.-Murat
Halstead.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29
DEAR BOY"LETTLRS-No. 6
My Dear Boy:

My Dear Boy:
So your employer, Mr.. Skinner, says
that 1.-THE Filipinos ought to have their
liberty and United States soldiers ought
to be in better business than making war
on an innocent people and strangling the
life out of a new republic"
Since Mr.. Skinner has put In nutshell
the substance of Mr.. Bryan's speech, I
shall dispose Of Mr.. Bryan and the whole
anti-imperialist crew in answering Mr..
Skinner. / know that you have but little
time to read and shall use the fewest
words possible, as I shall endeavor to
give you a clear, intelligent view of the
situation over in our new possessions.
1. Our soldiers are not strangling the
life out of a new republic, for the very
good reason that there never was any
republic in the Philippines. "A republic
Is a government by the people through
their chosen representatives. The people
OF the Philippines never were consulted
about the so-called Filipino Republic.
Its head was a tricky young Tagnlog
named Aguinaldo, who proclaimed him
self dictator and endeavored to make
himself so by force Of arms. Republics
are not governed by dictator. The form
OF government which took the place Of a
constitution in the so-called republic was
a lengthy personal decree Of Aguinaldo
himself. 1t was not a republic but a
despotsm which he sought to establish.
The people of the Philippine Islands are
made up Of many different tribes, Negri-
tos, Tagalogs, Moros, Visayans, and more
than fifty others. These tribes are sep
arate in blood, sympathcs, and to large
extent in language. In addition to them
there are thousands of Spaniards, Ger
mans, Americans, and people of other ma
tons who are resident there. and whose
persons and property are to be protect
ed. In addition to all these are large
numbers Of Mestizos, people whose moth
ers were native Filipinos, but whose faith
ers were japanese, Chinese or Spaniards.
There is no probability that one-half
or one-third Of all these vast numbers Of
people would consent to be governed by
Agunaldo and the Tagalog tribe which
he represents. Many Of them would GER
tainly fight against it. The abandon
ment Of the islands by the United States
army would mean, not liberty to the peo-
pie, but war among themselves, result
ing in either despotism or anarchy.
.. The United States has never made
war upon the Filpinos. We have not
even been engaged in war, offensive or
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29
CHAPTER Nv.
CYNTHIA Grows Skeptical.

Two or three days had passed by, and
the report had been confirmed that Will
lam Mckinley, of Ohio, was to be the
next President Of the United States.
Political Simon was able to be "up
and around" as Cynthia expressed It.,
though his face was slightly disflgured.
He had stayed away from Boonsville
quite a while, 1t seemed to the people
Of the town.
PA" said Jimmie, III you stay Mt
home much longer people will think
you're ashamed Of your face"
"Well, I'm not, my son. Many n mar
tyr before me has worn disfgured
countenance."
"Then you'd better get n move on
you and so down town and pay up
what you bet on Bryan"
Simon" said Cynthia, did you bet
on Bryant"
mot much, Cynthia, but still we shall
feel the loss Of 1t now"
"Well, am surprised" said Cynthia,
In establishment. How much did you
betY
Twenty dollars, the money got for
the old, speckled cow, but you see ex-
pected to get forty dollars back, or two
cows for one"
II hope, Simon, that you have learned
lesson. Went and took the last dol
lar we had and fooled It away. What
would you think II had done such a
thing as thatr'
"It wouldn't have been very proper
In a woman, but men, who are sup
posed to know about such things, often
make piles Of money this way"
Eyes, you tell how much you have
made" Cynthia said sarcastically.
"Cynthial Don't be unreasonable;
half Of the bets made have been won.
Just happened to be unlucky, but not
much more unlucky. after all, than any
one else. McKinley's election will be o
detriment to all laboring classes, and
In regard to his victory, we may as well
all be considered unlucky."
Simon, they say down In Boonsville
hogs have gone up 10 cents n hundred
since last Tuesday election day.. and
corn 2 cents bushel. and they say
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29
FARMER BRYANS NIGHTMARE
HUGO DENKENS PRUCT.
A Wisconsin Farmer and Ex-Justice
of the Peace to His Nephew.

Yes, Jonathan, that Indianapolis
speech us you say, is very fine and lots
of it. Mr.. Bryan Is a schmart man
enough, but l kvit him for the sake of
his sixteen to one" humbug, and the
demonstration at Indianapolis makes me
kvit him more. He says he was right
then and the people wrong, and that LIE
Is right now and the good people must
now apologize by electing him President.
The other fellows in the convention at
Kansas City have not SO much faith. but
they have hopes, so they compromise
with Mr.. Bryan and raise crop of ca
lamity Imperialism mixed with the six
teen to one" old seed, saying to them
selves, "Whcre one don't grow the other
will"
Did you ever try to drive in the barn
with your hay-load too big on one side
too much haw on one side and too much
wheels on the other? Yes, you did; and
you didn't say, Uncle Hugo, we needn't
unload, all we do is to back out and
paramount another big lot of hay on the
other side; then we drive in the barn all
right"
/ will tell you n little true story which
reminds me of this loading up ut Kansas
City with the reafllrmation business and
the paramount Imperialism" on the top.
GERMAN INDEPENDENCE.
A very nice talking man called on my
father one day to enkvire for sheep and
calves to buy. They soon struck bar
gain in which he was to pay twenty dol
lars for two calves and six sheep. That
was before greenbacks. He offered my
father n twenty dollar bill, but MS he was
afraid Of wild cat money" (thcre was
plenty of 1t in those days. my father said
he wanted hard money. After much nice
talk from the man my father said: mo,
I rather have the sheep and calves"
Then the man went on with his fine talk
and complimented the Germans, saying
pleasant things about the German indie
pendence OF character" ~
SO they were about to part on friendly
terms when the dealer took an awful
kvick fancy to one of our horses. Pretty
soon a bargain was struck for one hun
drcd dollars. When the buyer came to
pay, however, he pulled out eighty dol
lars In silver and gold and that same
twenty dollar bill. Then there was talk
till you couldn't rest, but my father said
at last: "No, rather have the horse"
The stranger answered: well, give
you my note for the BILL" but my father
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29

defensive, against the Filipinos as a peo-
pie. The Filipinos number probably ten
millions Of people and two millions Of
men capable of bearing arms. IL they
were united in war against US. the little
army which we have there would scarce
ly be a circumstance In their way. But
the majority Of the Filipinos are quiet,
docile people, not disposed to fight and
not engaged in the instruction now prac-
tically quelled. Aguinaldo had compar-
atively few supporters outside of his own
tribe, the Tagalogs, who comprise prob
ably one-tenth of the whole mass Of Fill
pinos. He, in his mad effort for abso-
lutte rule, attacked the forces of the Unit
ed States, and we were compelled to Quell
the instruction.
3. The United States troops are In the
Philippines for the protection Of the peo-
pie from murder, rapipe and misrule, and
for the preservation of law, order and
property rights. For many years there
have been robber bands In the mountains
who would from time to time light down
upon the villages and rob and murder the
people. The Spaniards paid no attention
TO the interior. but protected only the
coast. Last spring one Of these bands
attacked a Filipino village and, In addi-
ton to the robbery and killing, carried
away thirty Filipino women to the hills.
Two companies of United States soldiers
pursued them, attacked and dispersed the
band, and restored the women to their
friends. We are bringing to these islands
true liberty, Liberty protected by law"
4. The possession and control of these
islands came to us providentially, unex-
pcctedly and unsought. They are ours
by treaty, and treaty which Mr.. Bry-
an approved. We are responsible to the
nations of the earth and to the Judge
of all the earth for their care. We ac-
cept the responsibility In the fear of God
and the love of humanity. II may not live
TO see it, my boy, but il you live twenty
years you will see the most marvellous
development in the worlds history In the
Philippines. Good roads, good schools,
the development of agriculture, manufac-
lures and mining, the introduction Of
American push and energy among the
people, railroads, and hundred other
means Of transformation. You will see
there twenty millions of contented and
prosperous people who will rejoice In
their liberty and their privileges and be
proud Of their relations to the greatest
of all nations, the United States Of Amer
lea. And then, my boy, every Democrat
In America will swear that he always
was in favor Of that thing and that he
was ever an expansionist Of the first
water. YOUR FATHER.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29
Bryan on Pensions.

Mr.. Bryan's utterances about the SOL
diers of the Civil War are worth repeat
ing. Mr.. Bryan, as editor Of the Omaha
World Herald, passed this Nov. Is. 1892:
"The next session of Congress will
have to wrestle with one deficiency Of
$50, 900, 900. This Is on account Of PEN
sions. The appropriation for next year
must be not less than S150,000, 900. 1t Is
therefore easy arithmetic to perceive that
the appropriation that Congress must
make must aggregate not less than $780,
600 900. This tremendous sum would
In itself be enough to run a reasonable
government. One would not complain
II 1t were an honest debt, but large pro-
portion il not debt because 1t was new
err earned by any act Of patriotism or
heroic service. The government Is held
up and despoiled of no mean portion Of
this and It seems helpless to defend it
self. One cannot help being curious to
know how many more years 1t will take
to exhaust the generation which feels
itself injured by the war. 1t Is safe to
say that never did generation display
such remarkable longevity"
Isn't 1t about time that Mr.. Bryan was
attacking the Spanish war pensioners2
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29

Imperialism Is no issue at all. There
Is only one issue In this campaign, and
that concerns the business interests-the
pocketbook issue. While the people are
threatened with another financial panic
and business depression their thoughts
are not going to be concentrated on any
CITY Of Imperialism. 1t Is folly to assert
that little war over in the Philippine
Islands is of more Importance to the peo-
pie of the United States than their indi-
vidual and collective interests at home.
There is nothing like imperialism in the
policy of any political party in this coun-
try, and, therefore, 1t is an impossible is
sue.-Dr. George L. Miller Of Omaha, q
sound money Democrat.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29

While wish Mr.. Bryan no Ill fortune,
deem his election as President would
be misfortune to him and to the coun-
he would have such heterogeneous
mass Of discordant Democrats, Populsts,
free silverites, greenbackers, anti-expan-
sionists, mossbacks and dissatisfied do
nothings to contend with that no harmo-
NOUS or settled policy, legislative or ad-
ministrative, could be established.-Col.
Geo. w. Warder, Kansas City, No., a
Democrat who voted for Bryan in 1896.