The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-03-23
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS.

GCtUbiSNt bNliO Jul Ill kItbll, Oul ~
was 50 interesting that 1t was read
An exchange remarks that the.
chief item of expense OF the Filipino
gov rnment Is "Aguinaldo's running
expenses"
Saturday evening fourteen Missouri
Pacific freight cars were wrecked
when they mad gone about five miles
beyond Hope.
The preachers all over the State are
laying for Ed Howe's clay sermou-,u
aud half u dozen have Promised to-
answer them.
Sixteen young ladies Of Colorado
VIII give "buttetfly drill" ana an
excellent quality OF grub is promised
on the same occasion.
Topeka fiorists exprrt to have plenty
OF "asCeutiOn liliesN for Easter. There
is little doubt that the price will be Of
the ascention kind.
The widow of " ajor Armstrong who.
lost his life in the Philippines has
been granted a pension of S25 month.
She lives at Eldorado.
The minute Rev. sheldon left the
editorial rooms of the Capital the
directors mixed up in u devilish row
as to the future policy OF the paper.
Telephone rates are terribly high
in some of the western towns of the
State. Recently man had to pay 81
for saying "you are liar" over one
OF them.
Bethany College sdvertlses 1866.
voices in the chorus and forty instru-
nents in the orchestra at the annual
rendeition of the Messiah on Apri /
10, II, 10 and 10.
The Sun announces that "Pink
Pullum who has been running barber
chop in Paola for five months" is back
in Chanute. They should make him
city marshal on the first ballot.
The State school fund has bought
$40, 900 of binding plant bonds. 1t is
Inevitable that the criminal shall
labor to Increase the profits of the
scholar, AT least 1t ought TO be.
The temperance people should get
Senator Beverage to make n few re-
marks about drinks when he comes
to Kansas to campaign. A man with
that name ought to be up on the
subject.
One Kansas editor who would con-
ceal his love Of q joke under the dis
guise of hankering for truth, runs
the announcement of candidates in
the "want column"
liquor drummer while taking
jug orders at Williamsburg was taken
in custody by the local constable and
the justice gave him jug order"
which he only escaped by giving $500
bond.
A sneak thief took advantage Of
"a wash out on the linen in q Linds-
borg mans yard and swiped the
whole thing, line and all. What
made the owner particularly mad
was the loss of his change of shirt.
A Leavenworth man few large
flag from his house and when the
Kansas zephyrs got next to the curves
OF the flag they carried off the chimney
to which the staff WAS attached. He.
must have been q newcomer to the
State.
Last year the X. c. Star sent re-
porter to Eureka to look into the old
; man New murder case and the re-
) porter found out good many things.
The star has recently compromised
libel suit for 81 900 which grew out
of the reporters story,
; At the same time in Ottawa the
. blhbl hag N6lO bWO huNblOh5
2 going on on the stToets. A one cor
e ner a jsckass was being sold, at the
f next corner u piano, and the Herald
e thinks this cinches Ottawa's claim to
being "a musical town.
c The attorney general has made the
70 ruling that n justice of he peace is
authorized by law tn commit boys to
!. the reform school. The question was
Pni- nh hN hn inn N.,r, - J.,
, reform school who refused to receive
- three boys from Marion county.
, A Hutchinson church gave an en-
tertainment which was supposed to
show that the child is farther of the
!, man and a little boy who swallowed
y the whole thing had his head shaved
Il bald the next day under the impress
sion that he was his own grandfather.
Fred Harvey, the Santa Fe dining
IL room man, will establish a poultry
s. farm at Newton. One month he paid
IS out 5000 for poultry for his line of
e eating rooms and he intends to lower
y, expenses by raising his own yellow
is legs.
Five of the six men arrested for sell
ing Intoxicating liquor at Mcpherson
: were convicted and sent enced and the
sixth is still up. This is the kind of
. medicine of which it conld be truth
| fully said, conviction goes with every
| bottle.
| Somebody has suggested a ticket to
| be headed by 4. ID. Talmage for presi-
| dent and Rev. Sheldon as vice-presi-
| dent. To bring the contrast in gov
| eminent out strongly the Christian
| administration should follow Demo-
| cratic one, hut perhaps that lie too
/ long to wait.
| The gang which this winter made o
| living by robbing banks seems to have
| turned its attention TO railway depots
| A short time ago the Katy depot at
| Humboldt was blown up and the safe
| rOhhad and laat Wapk tha MaOnhi {