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The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06
- ImnassIbIe Chasm.

"COuld I have a few minutes private
conversation with your" he asked as he
stood at the open door Of a lawyers
Office in a Philadelphia building the
other afternoon.
Cant you speak right out where
you are?" asked the lawyer in reply
after looking the man over.
I'D rather make q private matter of
it."
"What is the nature Of your bust
ness?"
"COnfdential-strictIy private and
confidential, sir"
swell, I have no time to grant you a
private interview. If you have any
thing to say you can let 'er 90 right
here. Now, what is it?"
"I-I wanted the loan Of a quarter,
sir" stammered the man.
"Oh, you did! And you wanted a
private interview to ask me that"
"Yes, sir. I knew that it would hurt
both our feelings If I was refused in
publie-yOurs because you couldn't
afford to loan me the money, and mine
because L couldn't get it. Can you
grant my request, sir?n
''No, sir"
"And does it hurt your feeIingsg"
'NOt bit You are mistaken on that
point"
sand my feelings are the only ones
hurt?"
"YOurs alone
"Just SC" said the man, as ne bowed
and backed out 81 beg your pardon
was mistaken. You have the money
and no feelings, and have the feelings
and no money. impossible chasm; no
use trying TO bridge it Good dsyl7-
NJ. Quad.
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06
AMONG The ROSES.

IL you VIII Let ne take your hand in nine,
When care opprsssss, and your heart Is SAD,
N Lad you where the yellow pOppies shine.
Aud earth is all attuned to make TOu glads
Where life and love, like butterflies a-Ting,
Fit tendsrIy where sweet content rspOses.
And sunbeams glow, and happy robins sing
Among the roses.
And then, forgetting all, and hand In hand,
Wen count II Eden Just to Hngsr there.
Among the lovely things that Nature planned
To lend the world its one surcease from care
And bright and blue the sky VIII arch above,
And send its light a-riot mid the Posies-
And every bud VIII be thing TO love,
Among the roses
Dear heart, {! let me teach the JOY to you
The glad world holds, in spite Of griefs that
pail,
And you viii find the twilight's tears Of dew
Are hidden in the sweetest buds Of all.
And let Us, dear, ere Fate has bid Us cease
Sad tears, when Deaths dark night around rs
closes,
Seek while we may LIES ectasy and peace.
Among the roses.
Ella Bently, in New Orleans Times-DemOcrat
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06

a sight; Of the ear, a sOundls so the
normal focus Of the mind as a whole Is
the breathing, cOlOred world outside
itself, and particularly the absorbing
world Of other people The very insid-
fousness Of sickness is that it tends to
seduce the mind from this wholesome
outlook, and concentrate it upon inner
sensations. The process, once begun,
proceeds apace, and soon the healthy
activity Of the body is still further
deranged by the meddling attention,
precisely as clearness Of execution on
the piano, for example, is deranged by
particuIarized notice Of lingering or
other mechanical prOcessesthat should
be automatic. Conscious thought al
ways bungIes the delicate acts properly
cared for by the subeOHciOus mind
The remedy is, in both cases, to direct
the attention elsewhere.
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06
TIE REAL DYNAnIIrERs.

In the st. Louis street car strike the
charge Of destroying the cOmpany's
cars by the use Of dynamite was laid
at the door Of the strikers. But it has
now developed that the men who blew
up the coaches were the very agents Of
the company and acted according to
the directions Of their employers. The
public all the while content with the
suppOSitiOn that the destruction Of the
property was the unjustifabIe work Of
the strikers, receive this revelation
with great surprise.
An understanding Of the abominabIe
practices employed by great corpora
tiOns in creating public sentiment ad-
verse to strikes and strikers ought to
appeal to the POpUlace everywhere to
stand by the cause Of the workingman
andagainst the ecOnscienceless cOmbina-
tions who execute a hidden, dastardIy
deed and then point the finger of guilt
at an innocent party. This is but one
Of the ways by which great aggregations
Of capital seek to throw labor in a bad
light.
The whole history Of labor organiza-
tiOns unearths a fact that is not gen
orally known It is this: The influence
Of labor leaders on the whole is conser-
vative, and though some rashness may
sometimes manifest itself through in
diyidual imprUdence, it cannot be said
that labOringmen are anarchistic in
their operations when a strike is on.
They know that success in the end
must have for its foundation wisdom
and good judgment, and for any man,
rich or poor, republican or democrat,
to harp upon the theme that labor
organizations are nothing more than a
mob Of hOt-heads, is to appear short
sighted and ignorant.
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06

which a department is divided, and
when attached to a place name means
that the official in charge of the district
resides there. It is better to omit
these merely political designations.
When We have more intimate dealings
with China and better knowledge Of
the people and their country we shall
have uniformity in the spelling Of
China's place names and know what
these names mean; and We shall see
clearly that these names show eOnsid-
erable imaginative and descriptive IA
cility, and that they are really helpful
in the study Of Chinese geography.
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06
MISTAKE OF AsMART LAWYER
In . Deal, But They After
ward Got Even

This is SO true that It Is interesting
very much 80. A well-known Maine at
torney Is especially noted for his keen
ness in looking out for the best end Of
every bargain and for his ability in
getting hold Of that end. It has made
him unpopular In some circles-has
that trait Of his, says the Lewiston
Journal.
One deal not long ago he was in with
a couple Of friends-men Of wealth and
standing. Business was good the first
year. There was a generous division
Of profits. But tn lawyer wasn't sat
isfied with what was coming to him,
share and share alike with the others.
After receiving his proper whaek az .
partner he exacted $500 more for
counsel fees" He said that as law
yer he was worth that much more to
the deal This was a new way Of look
ing at the matter, but the bill was
resigned1y allowed by the friends.
They were pretty good business men,
understand. In q little while they saw
that the venture wasn't panning ont
very well. So the shreWd men Of af-
fairs quietly unloaded without saying
any thing 20 their partner 1nen NJ
tie later came the crash.
The lawyer hurried around TO hold
q consolation meeting with the other
two.
Gracious, isn't this too bad7"
moaned he. "I lost so-and7so. How
much did you fellows drop? You must
have been hit pretty hard"
You're wrong, old boy" came the
cheerful duet. awe never lost dol
lar; no, we never lost q cent. Trs-ls."
"What-t-tl"
Never lost q douar1 We saw It
coming two months ego. Had q tip.
Unloaded. All outI"
"WeH, then, why in the name Of all
that's square and above-board, didn't
you tell me20
'Weu, We could have, had you al
lowed us $500 counsel fees when you
took yours. Sect"
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06
Our Trade WIN Cbf1a.

The administration Of the Chinese
custom house has recently published
its annual report, according to which
the exterior commerce Of China has
been, in 1899, 100000 Of taels 1.-THE
tsel equals about 75 cents), this being
an increase Of q, 10000 over 1898. The
revenues Of custom houses were 26OOO.-
coo, and increase Of 100000 over 1898.
The exports have been 195,OOO,OO0, sur
passing those Of 1898 By 100000, and
the imports are valued at 264, 100000.
The imports from America and Japan
have given the greatest increase. The
vessels which have entered in 1893 into
the Chinese ports give q total Of 5,479,-
coo tons, the figure for 1888 being
4,925. .OOo. England represents Sc per
cent of-the total; China, q ; Japan, q;
Germany.5 8; France, 2 Emerioa, Sweden
and Russia, each L
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06

Daniel J. Campau, who is in politics
for fun, says that the Roosevelt boom
should be Offset by a picturesque char
acter such as William F. Cody. Buf-
falo Bill is better rough rider than
Roosevelt, and if political success is to
be measured by this art Teddy's chances
would 20 a-glimmerinp.
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06
The True Road to a Happy Life.


Happy is the man who forms. early in
life for if not early, then late), the habit
Of taking all the light and warmth and
cheer he can get with a fine glow Of ap
probation, looking, meanwhile, some
what sidewise at those opposite expert.
ences he cannot escape. Let him squint
little, or look the other way. He viii
be happier man, as we'll as more pop
ular, than the self-eppointed devils
advocate who sedulously notes the
mOgginess Of the weather, the feeble
ness Of his pulse, or the fact that he is
.tired,n . (which, God help Us, We all are
-nntu we get rested
Re viii be a happier man, moreover,
for two reasons and by virtue OF two
distinct forces that his act Of attention
enlists in his behalf. In the first place.
6y removing the constant irritation to
his mere body, bis viscera and nerves
and muscles, that has resulted from
hIs morbid attention, be leaves a clear
stage for the benign action Of the ten
aencg Of hesith- A mans body is not
the normal object Of his attention.
-nst IS tie noEnsl foens Of sense
~ E s1 external o5iecs lof the sre,
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06

Rev. Sheldon ought to come home
and set up a howl for the party that
has chosen him to run as the vice
presidential mate Of Swallow, WooIey
resigning. No cross. no crown.
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06

If you have trouble in finding
good things to eat why not try
our model Grocery dept. You
will find it stocked with a
varied assortment Of pure food
products at close prices. It is
our policy to look to large
sales for our profit in this de-
Partment, and we get a big
volume of business by such
close prices as we are giving.
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06
Shoes.

Summer Shoe selling goes
along merrily here; more mer-
rily for our customers though
than for US, for they are get
ting the lions share of the
profit. However, we would
rather sell Shoes at low prices
than ask high prices and not
sell any. Some merchants
have the other Policy-that's
why people come here for
Shoes.
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06

For WorkfngmsD's clothes, OFsralls,
f111 peEs~ Shirts pants, gl1Tessnd shoes,
fcF faEUer5 and raflroe1 ForE, look at
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06

For napkins, table linens and towel.
be surs and inspect that department
az Millisaekis.
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06

Subscribe for 1HE GoOD1aED RF-
PuBLlC- Et has al the nsHs. Only ST
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06

Sixteen to one must stand. Com
promise is suicide.
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06
Ladies'
Shirt Waists.

If you can use a Shirt Waist
now is the time to buy. Do
not wait until late in the
season expecting to buy them
cheaper, for we are going to
put the price down now so
they will 60, and if you wait
too long you cannot have such
a good stock to pick from.
Come and get our prices and
see what we have.
The Goodland republic., 1900-07-06
Summer Dress Goods.

We commencing early to close summer stock
of Dress Goods of all kinds and you get the
benefit of the low prices you will have early Dress
Goods at oc per yard for 25c kind Isc I2ac values
for &C. and SIC quality for &C per yard
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-04-26
Won a Race.

On February Goth four sailing yes
sells all for this port left Newcastle.
Before sailing the shippers arranged
for a race to this port. The race was
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-04-26
KILLED A HORSE,
SMASHED A HACK
Adventures on the waikiki Road in
Which Judge KauIukOu Mar
rowly Escaped Injury,

Two young men. named Dias and
Jackson, appeared in Court yesterday
10 answer for the killing Of a Chinese
hackdriver's horse and the smashing
Of his vehicle. as the result OF COLI
sion on the Waikiki road alst Saturday
might. Judge Kaulukou was a passen-
ger in the hack at the time of the COLI
sion on the Waikiki road last Saturday
driven by young Dias and narrowly
escaped being injured. After hearing
a number of witnesses, the Judge dis
charged Jackson and fined Dias $75
and costs for gross carelessness in not
observing the general rules of the road.
a he testimony of the prosecution was
to the effect that the young men in
separate buggies were driving cityward
and had but one buggy lamp each,
fastened to the front OF the dash board
and almost directly behind the animal.
The Chinese hack with Judge Kaulukou
as a passenger was on the way to Wal
kiki. keeping to the right of the road,
when without warning Dias' hose and
buggl crashed into the hack with dis
astrous results, throwing the Judge out
and almost into the makai fence. The
horse then ran away. crashed into
JdChSOn DuEEN anu ldNeI WAS slDpptu
by impact with a tram car which hap
PLY loomed 10 in the darkness and
prevented further trouble. The horse
was found next morning and shot by
Sam Parker and Prince David.
From the injuries received, the ami
NAL died and the hackman had ihe
young men arrested. The defense set
up claim that only one light on the
hack was visible. which was on the ma
uka side. although seen first nearly
two hundred and fifty feet away Dias
made no effort to veer away from the
light and his horse came into violent
contact with that of the Chinaman.
Dias claimed he could not make out
what was coming-whether bicycle or
carriage. and had no knowledge that
the vehicles were so close to the center
of the road.
Judge Wilcox felt that the Chinaman
had been badly used and from the tes-
timony was inclined to believe that
careless driving was the cause of the
whole trouble. An appeal will probably
be made.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-04-26

won by the City of Adelaide which ar
rived here Tuesday. The other yes-
sells in the race are the Marie. ship.
laden with 2.s43 tons coal: Bangalore.
ship. with 2,6S1 tons. and the John c.
Potter, ship, with 1,770 tons. Captain
Greenwood OF the Adelaide would not
state the amount OF the wager raced
for but it is said by the crew to have
been a neat little sum OF money.
NOTES.
The Re Au Hou left waimea for the
Island of Niihau on Wednesday. She
will be in today or tomorrow.
The Waialeale is expected this morn
ing from Nawiliwili, where she went
from Hanamaulu to get Mr.. Wilcox.
The ladies of the Philippines Com
mission party were entertained at tea
by Mrs. Harold VI. Sewall at Waikiki
yesterday.
The new schooner Eclipse left for
Kauai on her first inter-island trip on
Tuesday. She took a good sized car
go and will return about Saturday.
The w. G. Hall arrived from Hama
maulu yesterday after a speedy trip to
and from Kauai. She brought 5000
bags of sugar for II. Hackfeld * Co.
The steamer Maui, after one OF the
toughest trips on record, arrived yes
terday and began discharging her large
load of sugar. The work of discharg-
ing and loading her will be rushed in
an effort to get her off Saturday after
noon on the Claudine's route. The XII
nau will probably be ready to resume
her regular RIM next week
Honolulu harbor is TO have a hulk
for fumigating purposes. Word comes
that Uncle Sam is now looking around
for vessel available for the purpose
which will be sent here at the earliest
opportunity fully equipped for the
smoking Of vessels. She will be like
the one in use in San Francisco which
has played so important a part lately
in the quarantine imposed at the Coast
on our sugar ships.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-04-26
AGE NO BAR.
VI Does Not Enter Into the Ouestio

You may have It and not know IL.
You may be young; you may be old.
Symptoms the same IN both.
babe with weak kidneys has back
ache.
A man of GO or so with weak kidneys
has backache.
That's the way 1t talks with all ages.
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills cure the
babe and the man.
That's the way they do in all ages.
No wonder. though, they're made
for IL.
They couldn't cure a simple case of
collie.
But they cure bad cases OF kidney
trouble.
IL your back aches, try them.
Writing under date January 10th.
1899. Jurgen Walter of this city tells
us as follows: MY age is 79-well
past the ordinary span of life, and
am the parent of eight children. Be-
ing so far advanced in years, regard
the relief obtained from Doan's Back
suffered from a lame back for years.
but after taking some of the pills (pro-
cured at HOLSTERS drug store) was
greatly benefited, and am satisfied the
plllS ulu me MUCH kOOu.
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are
becoming popular in Honolulu because
they are always endorsed by Honolulu
people.
Our kidneys filter our blood. They
work night and day. When healthy
they remove about 500 grains OF i'm
pure matter daily; when unhealthy
some part of this impure matter is
left in the blood. This brings on many
diseases and symptoms-pain In the
back, headache, nervousness, hot, dry
skin, rheumatism, govt, gravel, dis
ordered eyesight and hearing, dizzi-
ness, irregular heart, debility, drowsi-
ness, dropsy, deposits in the urine, etc.
But IL you keep the filters right you
will have no trouble with your kid
neys.
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are
sold by all chemists and storekeepers
at so cents per box, or will be mailed
on receipt of price by the HOLSTER
Drug Co., wholesale agents for the Ha-
waiIan Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-04-26

Aermotor Windmills, the best wind
mills ever come to this country; has
40 eual.
The above articles must be sold at
LOWEST BEDROCK PRICES. Please
call and examine for yourself
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-04-26
FOR SALE chen
ON EASY TERMS.
BUILDING LOTS

The desirable property. bounded by Bereana Punahou
on the town side Of the Mccuy Homestead
tension of Young street through
premises supplies the purest Manoa
the locality extremely healthul The property
rhe Rapid Transit will run through by Il.
There is better refined negrborhood In Hodga
For terms, etc, apply to f. wUYDEl
At J. A. Magoon's Office Sr
TO J. LIGHTFooT on the adjon.H
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-04-26
MAUNAKEA VEN

IS NOW OPEN TO THE Y
Carriages and saddlehons
he arrival and departure ds
nau at Kawaihae; also iG 4
point.
SHERIFF ANDREWS OF
says: The only way Of fsIa
present lava fiow by vasH
via w2lmea carriages; CAT :
NO niles OF the flow."
for particulars apply 70
II. AK0NA, Prov
slJs waima !
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-04-26
NEW GOODS! EW0)ODS.
Just Arrived:

Per Elk Diamond Head, schr. Transit
and Il. b. Sutton, viz: Blasting Pow
der, Giant Powder. Rice Bird Powder
Hats, Caps, G.. =. Caps, Fuse and Load
ed Cartridges; a large assortment OF
Symour's Celebrated Scissors. Sheep
Shears, Cane Knives, X-Cut Saws
Butcher Knives. Whitewash Brushes
Paint and Varnish Brushes, kerosene
Gasoline, Benzlne and Turpentlne.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-05-09
! Special Correspondence;

are being taken IN the college to avoid
any spread of the epidemic.
A new pu bile school district has been
recently laid out by Superintendent of
Schools Gonzales l. comprises the
town and vicinity OF Mesilla Park. d
it is hoped W IL result in new uhlic
school n that town at an early date.
The Choral club Is preparing some
special music for commencement ex-
ercises this year. The club has done
some excellent work this year under
the direction of Professor E Q.
Wooson. and its weekly meetings have
proved attractive ard pleasant.
Professor J J. Vernon, the newly
appoiuJed professor of agriculture in
the college and station and late of the
Iowa Agricultural College, arrived on
duties Mr.. @ .rcia, the present first
a-sis ant in The agricultural depart
mept, will have charge of the hort1cul-
tural work after July l=t.
The Colum bian Literary society Is
preparing one of its popul Ar entertain
men5s to be given a. the college on the
nigh of the 18th inst. An excellent
program has been anged. to Include
solo by Miss Olga Lowitzky, two
shor. fa-ces, music nv the Mandolin
club, and Other p -cialties.
CDmmeuc- meut day this year falls
on Thursday, MAY 3Ist, having been
changed from the Both, as announced
IL the ca alogue. The commence mens
address Will be delivered by Hon. l..
Bradford Prince, Ii. D., and the ex-
ercises will commence, as usual. st 10
o'clock a. m. Tuesday night, the 29th
| inst, Is given over to the Alumni as
ISOLATION which will give a banquet in
honor of the grsdua ing class, and on
Mond ~ night the annual address will
be delivered before the Colombian
society. On the night of commence
nens day, President F. w. Sanders
will give q reception, to be followed by
dancing, at the ladies' dormitory, In
honor of the graduating class, to all
the officers, students and friends of the
college. The graduating class this
year consists of four mem bers, Messrs.
Charles Post (PresidenD, w. Q,
Meeker, A. b. Sage and n. E. P.
Thomas
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-05-09
YSLETA, TEX.
Picnic At the Riverside, But No
Water To Supply the Music
Death Of An OLD Lady-Sickness
QreVdlent-Ben Blanchard s
Mine
special Correspondence of the HERALD.

special Correspondence of the HERALD.
YSLETA, Tex, May 7.-Ouite q num-
Der OF ladies and gentlemen had q
picnic down on the RIO Grsn1e last
Saturday.
The report tina. water was comm g
proved false. The people were greatly
disappointed.
NIrs. Chas. Logan visited her father
and mother, Mr.. and Mrs. p. Burn
nam, Lass week and returned to her
home in E. Paso Thursday evening.
J. W. Dowery has bad severe at
tack of ery=ip eias the pact week, but Is
improved at present.
Sra. Marceiina Carhajal, q very old
aud respected lady. died IL st week of
old age.
Ben Blanchard has recently been
working the mines he discovered about
forty miles down the river. The ore
gets richer as he goes deeper but he Is
not able to tell whether 1t will be
found In paying quantities. The ore
bears trace Of both geld and silver
and If it proves 30 be rich, 1t Is clcse
enough to the railroad to be handled
very cheaply.
There are still quite number OF
cases of sickness in our neigh borhood.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-05-09
Free of Charge.

Any adult suffering from q cold set
tied on the breast, bronchitis, throat or
lung troubles Of any nature, who will
call at any drug store, will be present
ed with sample bottle of Boschee +
German Syrup, free OF charge. Only
one bottle given TO one person. ano
none to children without order from
parents.
No throat or lung remedy ever haC
such sale as Boschee's German Syrup
in. all parts of the civilized world
Twenty years ago millions of bottles
we're given away, and your druggist.
will tell you its success was marvellous
1t Is really the only Throat and Lung
remedy generally endorsed by physi
clans. One rs cent bottle will cure or
prove it's value. Sold by dealers In al
civilized countries.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1900-05-09

"DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
the finest pills I ever used. ID. ].
Moore, MilIbrook, Ala. They quickly
cure all liver ard bowel troubles.
Fred Schaefer, druggist.
The easiest and most effective
method OF purifying the blood and In
MIGRATING the system Is to take De-
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
little pills for cleansing the liver and
bowels. Fred Schaefer, druggist.
'After suffering from piles for
fifteen years | was cured by using two
boxes of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. I"
writes w. ] Baxter, North Brook, N.
G. 1t heals everything. Beware Of
couuterfeits. Fred Schaefer, druggist.