The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1900-06-27
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Since 1891 Colorado has produced
over $75, 600, 900 in gold.
= The United States employs in its
ostal service 1874 900 men.
= Grasshoppers are playing havoc
with the cotton crcp in the Mississippi
delta.
If women thought there was
something curious in the sky they would
find ladder to get up and see what
there was.
n woman who wears a stuffed
bird on her hat is liable to fine Of
from s25 to $50 by law recently pass
ed by the legislature of Arkansas.
= A tiny traveller, looking from a
car window at foaming waterfall,
called out: "Oh, mamma, see the .da
water running down the mountain
= Bobby-Mamma, do miracles ever
happen now? Mamma Sometimes.
Your father came home from the lodge
last night, and I didn't smell any
cloves.
u. w. McIycr, Tukegc, Ala, wrote:
Our child S bowels were passing off
pure blood and all prescriptions failed
to relieve her, until we tried Tecthina
(Tecthing Powders), and she is now
doing well.
= The postmaster general has
amended the postal regulations SO as
to permit the sender of registered
letter to recall it after it has been dis
patched.
= Statistics recently compiled show
that the value Of the alcoholic drinks
consumed by the American people for
the year 1899 was approximately ST.
600, 900, 900.
- 1t is estimated that the losses
by business failures in the last 10
years amounted to $1,000, 900, 900,
which is more than twice the amount
OF the country's circulation medium.
Sufferers from piles and skin dis
eases may be quickly and permanently
cured by DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salye.
Beware Of counterfeits. Evans Phar-
macy.
- Last year the Winnebago Indians,
on the reservation near Sioux City,
Iowa, feasted on 3o1 dogs obtained
from the dog pound in that city, at a
cost Of about FIVE cents dog.
- During the first four months a
child should grow an inch each month.
After that half an inch in length each
month until he is year old, when he
increases in height less rapidly.
- The British government is the
owner of over 25 900 camels. Several
thousand are used io India to carry
stores and equipments when the regi-
ments are changing quarters by line of
march.
= A Methodist minister was once
asked how it was that he consented to
the marriage Of his daughter to a
presbyterian. "Well, "he replied, "as
far as / have been able to discover,
Cupid never studied theology"
- If we would live in peace, let us
make the best constructions of one an
others words and actions. Charity
judgeth the best, and it thinks no evil.
II words and actions may be construc-
ted in good sense, let US never put q
bad construction on them.
"a hound was purchased in Mis-
souri and shipped in q closed express
car to ranch in Kansas. Ina day OF
two it was missing. 'Tnvestigati tion
proved that it had gnne heck .e Sc
Missouri home, over distance of SOC
miles, on road entirely unknown to
the dog.
- A certain minister during his
discourse one Sabbath morning said:
"In each blade Of grass there is ser.
mon." The following day one Of his
flock discovered The good man pushing
lawn mower about his yard and paused
to say: "Well, parson, L m glad to see
you are engaged in cutting your ser.
mons shOrf -