The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1900-10-11

a brick Of Ice cream home to his wife.
Chicago Record.
Isn't 1t delightful to be dining to-
gether without chaperonT" II should
say so! Marriage Is certainly a great
seonomy."-Puek.
cora-How do you know that Is a
bargain-counter bathing-suit she Ia
wearingy Merrltt-By the way 1t is cut
downtown Topics.
Passing BOASTS; Gotham maid-We
have the best-dressed man. Chicago
maid-Oh, well. we have the best-dress-
ed beef Chicago News.
Mrs. Wnterbloom- Did you find the
mountain air intoxleatingf Jagway-
Very, | didn't draw sober breath
while | was there.-Detrolt Free Press.
My wife" he said. proudly. has
been known as the queen OF hearts"
No doubt" they answered: III WAS be-
cause she took the knave. Chicago
Post.
He Your left arm is wonderfully de-
Z AfARHRhs NiAnh AAlaAA IL AfF foh ~ ~
for athletlcsY she-0h. not al all. That
Is the arm lift my skirt with.-Chleago
ev
Artist-You don't seem pleased with
your portrait as summer girl. sum
mer girl-N0; you've made my shirt
waist stripes run the wrong way In
dianapohs Journal
eshall sing Because Love Your
self at the piano. M" replied Mr.
barley. who is brute. III you lofe me.
| don't sing "-'fitBits.
"flossy is so supersttious " sshe lsr'
Yes; when she wears her deala's-head
hatpin she always wears der horseshoe
scarf pin and her wish bone ha.f arua-
ment. indianapolis Journal.
Little Elmer fapa. what IS poll
tieianl Prof. Broadhead \ politician.
my son. is man who buuEsrs aud
thirsls TO sacrifice himself for ais conn
try In times Of peace Puck
Magistrate You are charged with
talking back to an officer sir. law you
anything to say Prisoner bayKii a
wurd. yer honor -0i'ye sed too moorh
alreddy Stale Journal
Jess-ls she really so aWiully hame
ly? Tess-Wel should say lhe girls
who graduated with her weuldu' a.
low her TO figure In tie composite pho
tograph OF the class. Philadelphia
Press
Nlfe-You can 20 to the club To- .4ht
If you feel like IT, dear Husband do
feel like 1t, but sham 60 Wifr Why
nolg Husband Beean>p / intend 10
have my own way fof once lsifasudr
Blaetter
What did Freddy say when tou
caught him coming ont ~ ihe paniry
with his hands stained rrdT Ill, told
the truth by saying that he ha Jamue
his fingers. Philadelphia Evening
Bulletin.
Ills daily duty. And they say you
drove the rich man TO drink y rs.
sir but couldn't help It," "CoaItlu'f
help It! What do you meant lie
made me. sir. was his coachnian
Harlem Life.
The Palmst-Ths line la youf hand
indicates that you have "a very efillaht
future ahead OF YOU Simkins ~
that so? The palmist Yes. bhi ms
other line Indicates that you are 100
SLOW TO ever catch mp with 1t Shieiso
News
Retort courteous. Il see the Villain
In your face" said the grua iaWfrf
who was trying 10 intImidaie u @.i4fss.
Very likely" was the calm reply ne
face of a bright person. Ike hiiffof
Is apt to east personal reflections. -
Chicago News.
Teacher-John, what are yont boots
made of? Boy-of leather. Teacher
Where does the leather come fromf
Boy From the hide Of the OK. Teacher
What animal, therefore. supplies you
with boots and gives you meat to eatf
Boy-My father.-Tltl'iIs.
Violet record: Mr.. lnwit lstariins for
bnsiness)-l have TO stop on NY way
to the office to get a ribbon. Mrs. lnwlt
For whom'pray? Mr.. lnwit Ifof my
typewriter. Mrs lnwit I'd iu>t like 10
see sou buying ribbons for any type
writer.-New York Herald.
His expectation: What do yon pro-
nose to do In connection with the com
ing campaign You know the old
saying. money talks. reinined Sena-
a. Va stNA all
pose I'll he called on for n few speeches
as usual. "-Washingto Star
A slight lnaccuracy: Mamma. said
the little girl. her eyes wide with ex-
element. 81 do believe the minister told
storyv why. the idear' said her
mother; you don't know what yon are
saying" But | do, mamma. | heard
papa ask him how long he had worn
chin whiskers, and he said he had worn
them all his life -Indanapolis Press.
ont Of the ordinary. Il think we
ought TO give this wedding display.
head Oh the first page" said the city
editor, "Out Of the ordinary, Is IN"
asked the managing editor well,
should say 1t was" answered the city
editor; why, there was no bower OF
roses no floral bell no widespread
ing canopy no 'blushlng bride, moth
ing beautiful In its simplicity no sol
emn strains to the wedding march,
no" "Enoughl" cried the managing
editor; ''double-lead 1t and give II a
scare-head; It's the only one of the
klnd.'-Chicago Evening Post.