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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-05-18

No man can cure consumption. You can
prevent it though. Or. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup cures coughs, colds, bronchitis,
asthma. Never fails. DIV
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-05-18

Takes the burn out; heals the wound;
cures the pain. DR.. Thomas>Tclectric, Oh,
the household remedy, d W
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-05-18
IN Cure A Cold In One Day

Take LAXATIVE BROMo QUININE TABLETS.
All druggists refund the money II 1t falls to
cure. +. W. GROVES signature IL on each
box, 25c.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-05-18
SOLD BY
NOW LADIES

Don't heat up your house,
On Il hot summers day.
Get Callahans Bread, Buns. Pie and 'D..-.
Youth md that it will pay;
Thus youl save your lives,
And become most precious wiye-.
And from home your husbands no>cr n..rp
will stray.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-05-18

To RENT. A nice V furnished front room.
Desirable location, IS East Street Stf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-05-18

FURNISHED ROOM TO RENT-Near
bushes, center inquire of ii. i. lexington
Room II Bolster Block. 30Stf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-05-18

FOUND. A gold charm, combination en-
blem of Il Free Mason and the l. o. o. f..
Owner can have same by calling at this office
and paying for advertisement. 2S0tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-05-18
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-A fur cape with fur tails, leave at
Allen 4 Richardson's office, Depot square and
be rewarded. 2S5-tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-05-18
WANTS.

WANTED A table grl,a kitchen girl
and chamber girl at once. Il. J. GALE,
Wilamslown Gulf House, Wiiamstown, Vt.
26tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-05-18

ROOMS TO RENT and boarders wanted
at Ne. | Spaulding street. 300tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1900-05-18

TO RENT.-Tenement on Clark ST., up
strrs tenement and also stable. Spring
water. Inquire OF Il. l.. Clark. oSltf
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-19

Fresh linesf niOa candies, just re-
ceived for The Holidays, 81 Devices. 4
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-19

Tbs Christmas holidays for tie pub
Iio seaeols oflhe cry and eouasy viii
begin on Friday Dsoember 2ist, ano
lessons viii be resamed on Wsd0s.day,
JAaasry 3ae. 1901, The public school
'tscheFs WI sli be paid up one
month ssslasy Oh Frias ard satusoay
o. this wee 2lttNna 4a
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-12-19

re gsutiemAn's whlskey, . pare
dslie'oas beverage, and 1 grand apps-
tizsr p0A't forget the name, II W.
Harper whiske, -ths Kind your
sraadisshes need sold By +. Nsvmap,
Brunswick. O..
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-04-05

- 3mei 9atierien Der neueiten Mrt
bon Yslaserunas9eIhiiben iino tn
MaI6inaton anaetommen uno betinoeu
iih isbt in Der bieiisen 3aierne. no lie
gu llebunsssweden benuBt iueroen fol.
len.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1900-04-05
CDnnd0tt8.

General [nadoem er Iid nit fetre.
Srau !e1rittenl: ga feb id nun al
rit.;ie- StrateN.e!"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28

Me-,rs. J W. Doromus and Cln
\. Adams visited Palestine SUNDAY.
Mr.. VI. VI. MILLER left for Gaines
Nill" yesterday after visiting her
father, Joe Ellis.
The best refrigerated meats of all
Kind. at the city market. s. W
buchanan, proprietor. 23l
WANTED-To trade Marble Tor
gentle work horse, ) or 10 years old.
Apply az Marble yard -
Drummer samples in all new
shapes of felt hats at wholesale price.
40 Mrs. G. VI ProctOrs SO
Judge W. J. Moore Of the College
community called ON the Eagle
while Ia the city yesterday.
The track laying crew Of the c.
W. & B. V. expect to reach the city
with the rails this afternoon.
Mrs. Ashford Hicks and daughter
Of Tyler left Sunday after a visit IA
Mr. and Mrs. ID. &. DoMaret.
House for rent on sept. I, ON,
block from Main street. Apply "a
Mrs. r. 2. Wooten. d2g
For sign work, painting and deco
rating call ON Ted Birch AZ the Cen
trail Hotel Satisfaction guaranteed
~
DR.. II. T. Coulter returned to
Rockdale yesterday after spending d
couple Of days in the city with hi.
parents
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Clarke hav,
returned from Ashyille, \. G. They
were accompanied boy Miss Elizabeth
Porter.
Banners In black and white or col
ors gay, just the thing you want fol
celebration day. Ted Birch, Contra
/ Hotel. -
The ladies Of the Christian church
D VIII HfIA' Ifll'NlANl'ilNN 81 itN' wv =
park ON the day Of celebration anC
also al night. 23i
ID. u. McCorquodale and Tee
Birch have established a partnership
for carriage painting and genera
contract work.
All parties connected with the
military feature Of the Kernole parl
exhibition are requested tn meet IA
the city park tonight at so'clock.
\ Palestine special says Genera
Manager Leroy Trice Of the |. a q
! n. has invited the members Of The
Palestine business league and thei
wives 70 visit Bryan, Aug. 20 for tn
celebration. a special train vii
leave Palestine at 8 o'clock IN IN
morning for the trip. The business
mems league held u meeting las
night and arranged for the trip.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28
FOR COTTON PRODUCERS
Many Questions Of Importance to CONS
before the Convention at Raleigh.

Raleigh, Aug. 27.-The second annual
convention u the Cotton States Asso.
citation d Commissioners Of Agriculture
Is In session here. The indications point
70 a full representation from all the cot.
ton states. The session promises to b.
interesting and fruitful ia results. There
are many questions Of importance &c
farmers that are % be discussed. many
movements for the lettering OF the cot
ton producer % b. inaugunted and
many ideas 10 b. conveyed in message
from state officials 70 tho tiller of the
soil.
Probably the first in Importance Is the
pertecting OF plans outlined In New Or.
leans for the estimate of the cotton crop
at all periods Of the cotton season,
Should the present plan Of the associa.
tion BE- executed. false estimates will In
future be something impossible.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28

New York, Aug. 27.-Seven hundred
persons attended the Harvest home fes-
tival nj Griggstown, n. H., 10 celebrate
the successful gathering Of the years
crop. Two hours after the festival be.
gan J0persons in attendance were strick.
en- with serious illness from something
they had eaten. and had 10 be conveyed
20 their homes. No one has died as yet.
but many aro reported 20 be seriously Ill.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28
LoolInE FREIGHT Cars.

Florence, Ala, Aug a. Marshal
Boyles and four boys ranging from i2
TO IS years old was arrested here by the
police for robbing the Louisville and
Nashville railroad freight cars. The
stolen goods were found in their pos.
session and the boys all confessed i'm.
plicating Boyles rs the leader. They
have systematically robbed the railroad
and stores in East Florence.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28
~. a IT. q. Time card. Bryan
LOCAL NEWS.

Fresh Jersey butter at NJ. =.
Beard.
l.. b. Reed was here from Hcarne
sunday
~. NJ McCorquodalc went To Waco
yssterday.
Gus Stcvener was here from Kur-
ten yesterday.
John Tauber was here from Col
lege yesterday.
A. W. Shealcy was here from Re-
lance yesterday.
Phil Clarke Of Hampstead spent
Sunday In Bryan.
Celebrated Sobrosa Cigars at the
Exposition Saloon. y2s
J. ;. Francis was here from Cot
tonwood yesterday.
Ed $. Derden il out again after
several days illness.
Squire j. VI Zimmerman was here
from Kurtcn yesterday.
Mrs. r. O. Allen aud baby hay,
arrived from Tennessee.
Mr.. j. W. Coulter is recovering
after several days Illness.
Drink Mt Vernon pure rye for sale
by the Exposition saloon. d q
George Griffin is here from Fort
Worto visiting his parents.
Sheriff Ike Sparks Of Lee county
was "a visitor here yesterday
Genuine Imported old Tom Cat
Gin at the Eposition Saloon. !5St
Mrs. John Zimmerman aud little
son went to Orange yesterday
Metropolitan cigars are the best
Sold by the Exposition Saloon. DIFF
Mrs. n. W. Dansby and Jess,
Peters went TO Marlin yesterday.
House lar-unt, convinently locat
ed. AyfiX to Mr.. c. NJ. Proctor. u
Cafof good ear corn on the tract
az 81 cents per bushel T.. G. Hard
err. 30
John Hicks returned to Rockdal,
yesterday after visiting Jack Italia
ferro.
Signs of all kinds nt prices 10 sui
the times. Ted Birch, Contra
Hotel. -
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28

Baltimore. Aug. Collaboration has
been received here Of the death ai
Camp Royal weakley, thousand Islands,
Of the Rev Royal II. Pullman Of this
city, brother Of the late George NJ. Pull.
man and Of the Rev. James NJ. Pullman
Of Chicago. DIR. Pullman was stricken
with paralysis and it soon became evi.
dent that be could not recover. The end
came Sunday morning. The body will
b. brought % Baltimore for burial.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28
Pr.parlnE for Go,srnmsnt work.

San Francisco, Aug 27.-Applioation
has been made by the Risdon Iron works
for space on the water front, near the
Risdon plant. for a great floating dock,
which is intended 10 be the largest Of
It's kind on the coast and one Of the best
in the world. II Is being put in shape
10 turn ont ships Of the largest size and
II promises % compete with the Union
iron works in bidding for government
work
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28
soERs ARE FIGHTING.
rhsy Give ths British Hard psys Hat
ale Near Belfast.

London. Aug. ga dispatch from
General Roberts at Belfast says the
enei was engaged the greater part Of
the yat Perimstre. nearly 80 miles
awra Lttloton's division and two
bngAdes Of cavalry, all under Bullor.
operated southwest Of DAlmantha.
French with two hrigades Of cavalry
moved northeast Of Belfast driving the
enemy TO Lekenvly. ON the Belfast.
Lydenburg road. As soon as French
reached Lekenvly, Pole-C arew advanced
from Belfast in support. The enemy In
considerable strength opposed Buller's
and Pole Carew's advance. lie brought
three Long Toms and many other gun,
and pOmpoms (quiok firing guns) into
action. The firing lasted until dark. hot
and persistent. Butler hopes his casual.
ties will not exceed co. Pole.Carew moi
yet reported. The Beers are making q
determined stand They have a larg'
number Of guns. The country is diff
cult and well suited Tor their tactics ant
less favorable 20 cavalry than any w
have hitherto worked over.
The most interesting point in Genera
Roberts dispatch from Belfast was th
announcement Of the capture Of Genera
Olivier and three Of Olivier's sons in III
attack which the Beers made from thre'
sides on Winburg General Olivier wa
the moving spirit among the Beers il
the southeast portion Of Orange Colon.
I during the war.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28

Seattle. Wash. Aug. 27.-Steamship
Ohio has arrived from Nome with S32
passengers and treasure estimated at
s2,OO0. 900 About one-third Of the gold
came from Nome. The Klondike con.
tributed the balance. The steamer
South Portland also arrived with $40,
900 in gold from Nome and ll3 steerage
passengers.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28

There will be a called meeting to-
night at $50 for initiation work IN
second degree. All visiting brotGer'
invited TO attend.
ID. f. Danshy, G. G.
ID. G. DoMaret, X. of r. ;.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28
mssrr Damage. hr lightning.

Waukegan, Ills, Aug. 2L-The con.
tinued heavy rain storms Of the past
few weeks, coupled with wind, hail and
lightning. have done great damage &c
growing crops aud property in Lake
county. An estimate Of 100000 dam
age has been made.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28
Man and Mlfe KIlIrd.

Rockford, Ills, Aug. 21.-The resi-.
deuce Of William Brader, three mile.
north Of Holcomb, was struck by light
ming and Mr.. Brader and his wife killed
in their he'd. Their 2.ycar.old son who
was sleeping with them escaped with
slight injuries.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28

New York, Aug. a. Mrs. Martha
McRane, mother Of the late John Y.
McKane, died from heart disease at her
home Il, sheepsheAd Bay Sunday night.
She was an old resident of Sleeps.
head Bay. She owned much property
there and was interested in many char.
table institutions.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28
Legal Blanks.

Tho Eagle carries full line of the
following named legal blanks, and
sells them In small quantities at the
prices quoted. For larger quantities
call 90 Eagle Office for prices:
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28

u - = --.I-
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28
ANNOUNC ENTS.
A. w. BUCHANAN

The Eagle is authorized TO an
nOunce
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-08-28
NJ. NAGLE

The Eagle is authorized to an
nounce
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1900-01-03
ADVERTISING RATES.
BOOKS NARROW ESCAPES.
virgins "FsneId," Works of Aristotle
and Talmud saved by Good Luck.


Three of the greatest books in the
world have narrowly escaped destruc-
tien, the "Eneid" of Virgil. the works
of Aristotle and the great body of Jew
ish tradition represented by the Tai
mud.
1t is recorded that Virgil on his
deathbed sought to burn the only copy
of the ".Eneid," as he had not revised
1t, and when he was foiled in this he
ordered his executors. varro and Tue.
ca, not to give 1t TO the world, direc.
ton which was disregarded by order
of the Emperor Augustus.
The works of Aristotle suffered from
neglect. They lay many years buried
In n cellar. and when. by mere acci.
dent. they were at last unearthed, they
were so damaged by damp and dirt
that In many passages they are hope
lessly corrupt. How great would have
been the loss of this work to the hu.
man race may be judged from the fact
that everything that WAS known In the
middle ages OF the arts and sciences
was derived directly from these writ
ings.
The Talmud necrly became extinct
through persecution. The posses
sion of the Talmud. by long series
of edicts extending over many cen
turtles. was made penal, and the book
itself was burned. No fewer than "a
wagon loads of Talmud manuscript
were burned In France In 1914. Stray
Stories.
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1t was clolster fancy of the dark
ages that the star of Bethlehem was
some especially created starlike body,
probably within our atmosphere. de-
signed wholly for the leading of the
wise men The law of parsimoDy re
tects such expheation aud science,
with silent searn, turns It's back upon
the bauble star, for in the glorious
depths of heaven are matchloss orbs
which, swinging on their way into NOR
tai ken for awhile. meet all the de-
mands of poet and OF prophet for the
"Star of the King"
History affords us data for determn-
Ing this wondrous star.
When the magI arrived in Jerusalem,
Herod was within few weeks of his
death. The massacre Of the babes of
Bethlehem was one of the last of his
tragic deeds IIcrod died In the year
Of Rome $50, When "IIerod inquired
diligently what time the star appear
ed" the reply WAS evidently such that
he thought II safe to extclminate all
baby sons Of Bethlehem from . years
old and under showing that "the STAR
had been known to the wise men for
Mt least two years before their arrival
In Jerusalem. and whether It's appear
ing had marked the conception or the
birth of "the king" IIcrod- could not
decide.-New Lippincotts
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The Models Hnrd Trial.

Miss Siddal had trying experience,
In order that the artist might get the
proper set of the garments in water
and the right atmosphere and aqueous
effects. she had to lie in large bath
filled with water, which was kept at
an even temperature by lamps placed
beneath One day, just as the picture
was nearly finished. the lamps went
out unnoticcd by the artist, who was
so intensely absorbed In his work that
he thought of nothing else, and the
poor lady was kept floating In the cold
water till she was nearly benunbed.
She herself never complained of this,
but the result was that she contracted
severe cold. and her father, an auc
tioneer at Oxford wrote to Millals
threatening him with an action of f5O
damages for his carclcssness Millais
paid the DOCTORS hill, and Miss Sid
dial. quickly recovering. was none the
worse for her cold bath.-l.Ife Of Sli
John Milais
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ened by somebody who executed live
~ tattoo on their bedroom door.
who is that? Who daresY called
out indieSeantly IRON heir bcdchamber
the sleepy prince as=-
His exccHeney the chief o. aiiee
wishes 20 pay MS respects
In Russia every door aust open be
fore this sesame" ana III The ulNte
minute Prince Monomoff appeared in
the half opened door.
The chief of police was polite.
Il must beg your pardon a thousand
times, your cXcellency, but must dis
turb you at this unseemly hour. | re-
greet 1t very much, but duty compels
me to do It, My most gracious cZarina
has bid me to deliver to you this order
and also to carry II out personally and
without delay. Knowing good man.
ners. do not wish to intrude into the
sleeping apartment OF lady, and |
have brought with me lady attendants
to help me in executing 1t. | must beg
your kind indulgence to allow these
ladies to enter"
Prince Monomoff threw n troubled
look in the direction of the lady at
tendants." who were lined up nicely In
the hall. They were all six feet high,
very well built ladies" They were
all richly, although little negllgently.
dressed. They wore very large French
hats with large feathers, and their
faces were thickly yelled. On their
large hands the fine suede gloves near
ly bursted. But the most extraordl-
nary thing was that instead of fan
every LADY" had rod of birch In her
hand.
The chief of police delivered his or
der to the prince. 1t was sweet little
perfumed, rose colored billet doux con-
tanning these words;
zone kiss-one word, then women
hundred rods"
Monomoff paled. The chief of police
politely withdrew. and the ladies" ad.
vanccd in orderly steps. Two of them
took the arms of Monomoff. and all en-
tered into the bedchamber and closed
the door
What kind of n ceremony they per-
formed we don't know positlyeIy. nut
one thing is certain, that when they
emerged again from the sanctum of
the princelY pair their rods were used
up TO great degree.
The chief of police took polite leave
of the prince. and the ladies" ar
ranged themselves In line again and
fled away in n nice, sodierly manner
Before leaving the chief of police as
sured the prince that all those ladies"
were selected especially fer one merit,
their knowledge how to keep n secret.
But, In spite OF his assurance, the
story soon became known all over the
world.-Narrated From the Hungarian
| For New York Journal
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THE SEVEN AGES OF Woman,

At first the infants cap soft. warm and WHIT
With strings we'll mouthed and mauled, s.Try
plight.
The giddy schoolgirls hat, waif and stray
Any old thing that binders not her play
The budding maidens hat. pert, smart or trim,
According 10 sweet sixteen-s" mood or within.
Bravest of all. the bridal wreath and veil,
Which marks life's great event and turns the
scale
The new Gcdgod matron's "dream," by Worth de.
signed,
Which hubby pays for. signs and looks resigned
The well planned bonnet of the chaperon,
Which hides times ravages from her alone.
Last scene of all. the widows ruche and weeds
Sans feathers flowers. ribbons, lace beads
p. II. Oliver In New York Sum
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Tortoise shells as they are unloadcd
from the ships are far from beautiful
To be classed as rough they must be
just as they were when taken from the
tortolses' backs. 1t is not until washed
and secured with acids that their ex
quislte coloring shows The same Is
true of the beautiful seashells which
come here from the shores Of india and
other tropical lands. There Is almost
as much difference between them in
the rough aud when finished as there
Is between uncut diamonds and those
that have passed through a lapidnry's
hands. st. Louis Globe Democrat.
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A SncinI EnrInnlIfy.

"What do you propose to do with this
man. said the stranger In Crimson
Gulch.
I'VE amt goin to do nothln to him."
said Rattlesnake Pete, only jcs show
him that we don't feel under no oblIga-
lions whatsoever. We're goin to take
him out an stan him up In n wagon
neck, an then we're goin TO drive or
an not have any more sociabllity with
him Washington Star
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Notwithstanding that we have long
since ceased to hoist coal to lofty apart
ments, having abandoned forever the
old fashioned fireplace with its SCOT
and cinders, the said fireplace Is still
with us in every new house that Is
built. Its open throat leads the same
old draft up the chimney. and the same
old result follows-colds and cold feet
There Is no excuse for n chimney or
fireplace In modern house heated
from the cellar. The gas log Is a null
sance and sham New York Press.
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Hereditary Gnru,snt..

Tomny-pop. what Is the meaning Of
hereditary
Tommy's Father Anything that de
sends from father to son
Tommy Then your old clothes that
ma makes over for me are hereditary.
ain't theyf-Philadelphia Record.
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The Doetor pre.crIbes.

Jimson-D Doctor. am getting too
stout for comfort. and / want your adj
vice.
Doctor-Nothing reduces flesh Ike
worry. Spend two hours day think
ing Of the unpaid bill you owe me.
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born to Dominate.

Mrs. Crowder has been president of
your club .ong time"
Yes; none Of us could call her to or
der. so we decided we might as well let
her regulate the rest of us"-Chlcago
Record
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
ESTATE OF JOHN WELSH, DECEASED.

IsIAIE Uf JOiN WEI7SHf DEVHASHD'
Surrogate Of the County OF Hunterdon, made
on the Sixth day of November, A. D.,
one thousand eight hundred and ninety
nine notice is hereby given to all persons
having claims against the estate OF John
Welsh, late of the County of Hunterdon, de-
ceased, to present the same, under oath or afir-
nation, to the subscriber, administrator of
said deceased, within nine monthsfrom the date
of said order; and any. creditor, neglecting
oath or affirmation), within the time so
limited, will be forever barred of his or her
action therefor against the said Administrator.
Dated Nov. 9, A. ID. 1899.
JAMES IT PETRIE. Administrator.
November IS, 1893.
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Sue (who has Just been asked TO play
something on the pianol-l really can't
play anything
Tommy -But. ! say, Sue. why don't
you play thru piece You spoke to me
about?
Site What piece?
Tommy Why. thai one you told me
TO ask you to play when we had com
pany cause you knew II better'n any
of the others. forget the name!
Then Tommy WAS sent to bed Kan
sas City independent
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Sir Robert Ball TIM eminent astron
omer, once told an audience thai any
one who took the trouble TO lie on his
night sky would. as his eyes became
accustomed 10 the heavens. soon per
celve numbers of shooting stars.
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No tHnrrovInu Details.

Here y are! All about It! Big bat-
tie In South Afril.y! Horrible slaugh.
terri
Say. hold on, Which side got
slaugbteredf"
Jaw, what's the dlfferenceY-
cago Record
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She Would you be willing to die for
mel
He Why. I'm dying for you now!-
Brooklyn Life.