The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-11-30
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

One day this week two people were
immersed in a pond into church.
L f. Nipps has sold his ice business
town marshall.
The CotTeyville Fuel and Light com
pany has been chartered, with CAPT
tai stock of $3.50, 600.
Charles Huckleberry moved from
his farm to Galesburg In time to save
his family from frost.
MISUNDERSTANDING is the title of
recent Salina wedding. II must be
confessed they are the whole cheese.
Mice and matches in the garnet of
Cy Leland's Topeka home started
fire that cost Leland many sigh and
50, 500.
An Osawatomie baby recently forced
a heather or two to stay unenlightened.
He got sick and prevented church
social.
A Galena negro carved life in
surance agent into hash just to see if
the agent patronized his own bargain
counter.
Emporia heads the list. At the
Z same election she will vote bondsto the
Topolobampo, and the North andSouth
railways.
There is movement on footto have
! the county printing over the state let
to "a county printer to be chosen by
general ballot.
As soon as the news got out that a
Lawrence girl has an Egyptian scarab.
! viii White wanted to know what she
is doing forit.
"A plug in the cut" tells the tale of
death of We!lsville farmer. While
standing in grade cat he was hit by
the santa Fe plug.
The Seneca Tribune figures it out
that people who can feel change in
their pockets are least likely to feel Il
change in the weather.
George Merrill of Franklin county
this year raised cane from which he
IN AIDE 5000 gallons of mOlasses which
sold at ID cents a gallon.
That man at Usage City who adver-
tises 100 alarm clocks for sale cheap
is doubtless fusion politician who is
contemplating change
Bent Murdoch says the author of
"Home, Sweet Home" was bachelor,
did his own cooking and had a single
nail for trousers button.
The "main squeeze" as the boys
say. down at carlton is the man who
guarantees to get five gallons OF cider
from every bushel of apples.
Fred Robbins and his wife May
Smith Robbins, the stars in the little
TriXy show, lived at Humboldt years
ago where they were married.
The Atchison Globe hopes Bryan
will move TO Texas for then there
, would be a good chance to move il
into the Republican column.
{ The Record urges the city of Cawkel
, not to buy the opera house for cit,
hall, as proposed, for fear of a riva
of New York's Tammany ring b,
. formed.
1t seems probable that the For
t Scott lad who won IA kiss from hi
n fairy on every state Mckinley carried
will be out soon with u demand for
recount.
Jerry Simpson had his eye on tn
Oullcu OldltS Studlcs buG HOOhlltSS
what show has sockless man whe
h iron heeled militarism is stamping
about,
" A Chanute girl visiting in Lawrenc
5 has been tead and danced and receI
II toned until she is about decided to g,
home and sleep for month steady t
Il even matters up,
The Topeka lambeau club is plann
ing to go TO Washington and hel
make the gems in McKinley's crow
i sparkle when he takes his seat on th
y empires throne.
he The people of Oskaloosa have bee
ct rudely awakened from their belief tina
Satan was out of business. Five scul
rilous and anonymous letters were II
ceiyed in the town one day.
N The Mirror says an Olathe under
or taker is the "livest" merchant in tow
IS win White hasn't much interest
lg the senatorship fight but does insi
n thai wi o2ver is chosen shall be "houi
broke,