Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1900-10-18

anyone caught him his explanation OF
his being out in a nightshirt would be
suspicious. and he concluded that he
would feign crazy in such an emergen-
cy. Out into the vestibule he crept and
reluctantly permitted the big door to
close behind him. He punched the jan
itor's bell and it tingled family. More
punches and more faint tinkles. Then
a long push and wait for results.
Darn that Ferguson" he muttered.
"Does he want to keep man outside
in a nightshirt until morning? Why
don't he wake up|"
Burr-r-r-r, urr-burr-burr went the
bell, but Ferguson was sweetly dream
ing Of the rake-off which the butcher
had promised him on the new tenants
bill.
LAWYER knew when he was beaten.
and he saw that he could not hope TO
awake Mr.. Ferguson by the bell. There
was one last resource. He could go
outside, dodge down the areaway steps
and pound on the janitor's window.
AS Lawyer reached the sidewalk in
pursuance of this plan belated maid
and her beau came around the corner,
headed directly for him. Just as they
caught sight Of him in the dim light
from the street lamp Lawyer threw his
arms wildly around his head anc emit
ted series of fierce growls, which
were none the less horrifying because
subdued. He did not want to arouse
the neighborhood.
"Merciful heavens! What lie It"
screamed the maid.
Run" said her escort, and run they
did.
Lawyer regretted that he missed the
young mans explanation of the spec
tacle. Down the janitor's steps piled
the captain, knowing that in a few
minutes a policeman might appear,
and after a few vigorous thumps on
the window a sleepy voice within
shouted:
"G'wan away, you scamp. Lave de-
cent people sleep"
"FerguSonl Ferguson! hurry and
let me in"
"Who are you then?"
Capt. Lawyer. Come quickly, for l
am nearly frozen"
"All right, captain. Me old woman
will unlock the door for you in min
ute"
"For heavens sake, Ferguson, don't
let your wife come near the door. Come
yourself, and hurry"
There was sincerity in this appeal,
and when Ferguson appeared he
saw the force of it. Lawyer die not
charge Ferguson's laugh up against
him. He admitted that his appearance
and his explanation of it might seem
humorous to others. 1t didn't take
him long to climb up to his fiat, and
when Ferguson unlocked the door for
him the captain said:
"There is as much as ten dollars in
this for you, Ferguson, if you will keep
quiet about it. l don't care for my
self, but please respect the feelings OF
that dear young woman on the top
floor. If she knew that man wearing
only nightshirt had preceded her up
those stairs and witnessed from the
roof her lingering goodbys she would
very naturally be embarrassed. You
understand ?"
"Suret" said Ferguson.
Capt. Lawyers cuckoo clock was
striking two as he entered his bed
room. The belated maid who had
seen him spread the report that wild
man or a spook was loose at night in
the neighborhood, and within Gay a
dozen other women alleged that they
had seen him. Capt. Lawyer made a
confession two weeks ago, and from It
was obtained this story. Every time
he thinks of the roof of his apartment
house he has been forced to take a
high ball to restore his nerves, and to
avoid any repetition of this experience
he has gone to his club to sleep when
he found that he could not reach home
before 12. Ferguson now turns out
the gas in the second hall at midnight.
IN. Y. Sun. -.
Winter is the best time to destroy
the eggs of the tent caterpillar on the
branches Of the trees.