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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01
He Got a Uniform.

I've got 4 boy remarked an uptown
banker, who, if he isn't editor of a fun
ny paper some day, it won't be because
that particular portion of his Uranium
known as his humorous bump is not
sufficiently developed"
How Is that"' chorused a number of
those who formed the group the banker
had addressed.
We'll, it was this way" he continued.
after lighting a fresh Pcrfecto. My
boy came TO me the other day and asked
IN most serious manner:
+" Father, if you were a riding horse
in Jersey on a dar!; night, and he should
happen to fall and break leg, what
would you dog
~ don't know" replied. lust what
| would do. 1t would depend largely up.
on circumstances. l guess
We'll, father said the young rascal
solemnly, 1 am certainly surprised to
hear you say that. / honestly thought
You had more decision in your makeup
than that
Indeed said /, considerably sur.
prised and somewhat taken aback, Per
haps your perspicacity is sufficiently de
veloped to tell me what | should do
We'll, said he, with an impish grin
wrinkling up his nose and eyes, / should
say automobile
Say. pop he continued, before |
had time to recover, the boys have elect
ed me capt'n of the football team, an
ought to have uniform
You bet" wound up the banker. ian
boy who could play SO good a joke Oh
his old dad was deserving of the h.st
uniform that money could buy. ana he
got it. too."-Philadelph Inquirer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

Music temple and from the band,tand.
IN the Plaza, Esplanade and other naris
OF the grounds. In connection with ,ba
subject of music at the Pan-AmnrirsT
exposition, mention should be made Of
the notable attractions to music lovers
to be provided at the great saengrrfo<r
of the North American sacngnrhnna
which will open in Buffalo on MondaT
evening I3' June "a. 1901: 1t is expected
that this saengerfest will have the Iarc'
est attendance of any ever held, r.
sides the singing by the great choruscs of
the saengerbund, there will be singinr
by the massed male choruses OF BufTae
An orchestra is to be engaged for the
occasion of from so to 100 men. For
the purpose of defraying the expenses Of
the n fest, company has been formed Inv
Buftalo music lovers, called the Buffalo
Saengerfest company. with canitaI
stock of $4,000. divided into 1000 SbarnS
at SD each. Each share of stock emit.
Ties the holder to two season tickets 10
the saengerfest and entities him also to
festival. VI ''i'
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The narrow escape of the steamer Liz
zie Madden from destruction by fire dur
ing gale on Lake Superior viii make
the officers of lake steamers watchful.
A fire on shipboard is terrifying at all
times, but when it occurs while Il ship is
being tossed about like Il bottle, the pros
pect is almost hopeless. Some years ago
one of the finest steel steamers on the
lakes-the Gilcher-disappeared on Lake
Michigan during Il gale, and it is believed
that fire drove her crew overheard into
water in which no small boat could live.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The specifications for the new British
submarine cables in the Pacific have inst
been published. They call for the con
struction Of more than 5000 miles of ca
BILE to connect the British colonies of
Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
Owing to the fact that there is no Brit
ish territory between Canada and the
equator in the eastern portions of the
Pacific, an uninterrupted stretch of cable
is to be laid between Vancouver and
flaming island, a distance of 5000 miles,
which, allowing the customary II per
cent excess for expected inequalities
etc, will make an unbroken cable OF
about 5000 miles necessary The new
cables will consist of one central copper
wire, surrounded by spiral of smaller
wires. The latter are wound spirally. as
they are much less likely to rupture dur
ing special strains when applied in this
way, and in case of the breaking of the
central wire the electrical continuity OF
the line is preserved through the smaller
spirally-wound circuits. The last add
ton will bring the worlds total of sub
marine cables up TO $4,000 miles.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

Word has been received Mt Washing
ton that the equestrian statue of Gen.
John A. Logan, which was made at
Rome by Franklin Simmons, the Ameri-
can sculptor, was shipped at Rome on
the 9th inst for New York. Under the
terms Of his contract with the war de,
partmcnt, Mr.. Simmons is required to
have the statue in position by December
10. The statue is to be erected in Iowa
Circle, at the intersection of Vermont
and Rhode Island avenues and Thir-
tenth and Z streets. \ massive pedes-
tai has been erected in that circle under
the direction Of Col. Bingham. the en-
gineer officer in charge of public build
ings and grounds. AS everything is in
readiness for the mounting of the statue,
it can easily be put in position within Il
few days after its arrival The statue
is expected to reach Washington about
the 10Th inst, i'll which case the contrac-
tors will have plenty of time to put it up
before the expiration of their contract.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The reports which come from New
York regarding this seasons styles IN
plays. recall what was said by the Ports
mouth critic of the theatrical company
conducted by Mr.. Vincent Crummles, as
reported by Charles Dickens: AS an
exquisite embodiment of the poets Wis
ions aud a realization Of human intellec-
tuality, gliding with refulgent light our
dreamy moments, and laying open new
and magic world before the mental eye,
the drama is g0ne-perfectly gone.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

a monument to Bertrand Pelletier and
j. Il. Caventon, renowned as pharmaceu,
teal chemists, was unveiled at Paris by
Prof. Moissau during the recent interna-
tional congress of pharmacy. Caventon
was born in 1895, and studied ut the
Paris School of Pharmacy. While phar.
maciSt at the St Antoine hospital he met
Pcllctier, and their fruitful collaboration
began. Two years after discovering
brucine and stryChnine they were able TO
announce the discovery Of quinine. and.
with rare diSinterestedneSs, they made
their work public by presenting an ac.
count of their methods aud results to tho
Paris academy ON September II. 1920.
In their memoirs they stated that they
had succeeded in iSolatin- cinehonine and
quinine from both yellow and red cincbo-
ma bark, and described the therapeutic
properties of these substances. In 1897
the Montyou prize of the academy was
awarded TO them in recognition of their
valuable discovery and now a monu.
ment. representing the two investigators
together. stands to remind observers of
their Joint services to science and human.
! ity.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01
Request of a Dying Man.


Col. Jack Chinn, the famous hNn. i'"'
horseman and politician, is well Know
to many in Chicago, who will appfecl%.
the story he recently told of man WE
could not help stealing sorrel mare ;'.',
who wiled her TO another convict ""y'
he died in prison, says the Chicago ChIo'
iclc. ....
This fellow" the colonel says, H 7rh
have been in love with that mar .;.a
first time he stole her was in ChI 90, 80.
county. He was caught and sent 10 p a..
OIL for FIVE years and the mare returae'
her owner. No sooner was tne MAJ
leased from prison than he stole the u'' =.
a second time. Again he was an
prison. The mare was getting ON .
because she had lost some of hrT M H..
sic value the man escaped with Nv ~.
years sentence. He was no sooh'' .b-.
of the penitentiary the second TIM, L XIV
he again stole the mare. then an o'1 vi ~.
thing hardly worth a bale OF nay m
was caught the third time ana se''
for six years. ,,....,--.s
Last winter the prisoner ten uEt L.
wagon and was crushed. NhhN "r-
dying he called his fellow convictN az
him and willcd the mare 10 the ms, II
who got free. -, ~.
"'Go commander her. one Of yen.
lows the dying man said. she n
old, but she's the sorrel mare 81.
that
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

An enterprising farmer in the Emmen-
thai. Switzerland has broken away from
all the old customs that have dominated
Swiss farming He has turned the force
of convenient stream into power. and
generates an electric current strong
enough to run planning machine, fruit
crusher a threshng machine and pump.
The peasants come from miles around TO
gaze in astonishment at a farmhouse and
stable brilliantly illuminated with cleo
trio lamnS.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01
FOR THANKSGIVING.
elders in the barrel /.

The elders in the barrel:
Apples in the bin:
The corn is ripe for huskin'
An the pumpkins gathered in;
The gObbler's fat an temptin',
An so. I'm free 10 say,
I'm fcelin' in IA proper mood
Ter meet Thanksgiyin' Day.
The wheat is plump an plenty:
Pertaters big an sound;
The barns are fairly burstin'
With the products o the ground.
The whole world wants our products.
An they've got the cash TO pay,
An 80 I'm In the spirit
Ter greet Thanksgivin' Day.
New York Evening World.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

Gen. Weyler denies the story that he
declared that he could have whipped the
Americans out of Cuba. He knows that
he is a success in bullying reconcentra-
dos. but bullying Americans is an alto
cethnr different thing
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The six Cincinnati football players
who were manned in a game in Ken
lucky owe their disabilities not TO the
game itself, but to an after collision be-
tween Ohio and Kentucky enthusiasm.
Considering the location. it is remarka-
BILE that the injuries were not caused by
IL flo halls
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The story from Santa Barbara that
i've persons We're killed by the upsctting
of a stage furnishes the exception which
frightened occupants of mountain-climb-
ing stages are assured never occurs.
However, accidents are few on the stage
,.nnsil nrnl
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

II is said that the bin taxing bachelors.
about to he introduced in the French
Chamber of Deputies, is sure of a large
majority in both houses. The tax Will
range fro $40 to 500 per annum, accord
ing to age. The man who would nay
500 a year for the privilege of living in
loneliness would be confirmed cur
mudgeon indeed.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The discovery in the archives at Pekin
that Cinnamon visited the American
continent long before Columbus crossed
the sea happily doesn't convict the Amer
leans of engaging in fratricidal war;
But the MeXicans should have a care
in their dealings with their Chinese
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The case of the Iron Mountain girl
who went TO a minstrel show and fell
into sleep from which the efforts Of
physicians have SO far failed to arouse
her confirms the opinion of old-timers
that minstrel shows are not what they
used to be-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

Sir Thomas Lipton's relations with
several British shupbuilders has given
rise TO a rumor that he is building two
yachts. This will cause no alarm in the
nlted States. He can use only one.
ana American yachtsmen want TO race
the best boat that can be brought across
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The young men who refuse to follow
the Prince of Wales in wearing trousers
without creases in the legs win in order
to be consistent have to stop rolling up
their pantaloons when the weather con-
ditiCns in London excite kindred fear
of street mud.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The agreement of thirty-two Western
railroads to make charge of % cents
fer the transportation Of bicycles does
not stir the world as a similar compact
would have done several years ago. The
bicycle craze" has subsidized, and il the
railroads We're TO carry wheels free they
would suffer comparatively little incon-
yenipr 20 NOW
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The Duke of Manchesters marriage to
Miss Zimmerman, American beauty,
is said to be a love match. The Duke
is penniless and the young lady'S father
is reputedly worth a million, but why
give rein to cynicism? The young lord
has certainly created a precedent by re-
fraining from collecting Il cash bonus in
advance
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The public school authorities Of Syra
cuse. New York. have come TO the con-
clusion that anti-cigarette agitation in
the schools does more harm than good
putting the idea of smoking into the
minds of many young persons who under
normal circumstances would never think
Of II. There is sound philosophy at the
bottom of this idea.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

1t is a county of Colorado named after
the great and good Lincoln which has
emulated in the excess of lawless ven
geance the bad example Of the South by
burning a colored criminal at the stake.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The game warden hunts the Nimrod,
the Nimrod hunts the deer, and the deer
hunts shelter That was the formula.
But now, in the close season. the only
legal hunting IS that which is performed
hY the game Mardens
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

Colorado IS one of the states that have
abolished the death penalty. The clergy
of Denver contemplate petitioning for its
restoration. This is a logical result of
the Lincoln County lynching
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

When the Holland submarine boat
crosses the Atlantic she will take head
er whenever the water becomes rough,
and seek shelter beneath the surface. The
conventional transatlantic liner can't do
this without inconvenience to her passen-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The renewed activity Of the big slug.
gers is probably due to declining bank az
counts. The habitues of the ring are all
good spenders, and money doesn't lasr
any great length of time.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The appointment of Sir Thomas Upton
as an honorary colonel insures the pres
ence of representative Of the horse
marines on the deck Of Shamrock IL.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

Glasgow's success in stamping out the
plague is triumph for modern santa
tio2 and quarantine methods, and an en-
enlargement to health officials at all
ports where there is danger Of infection
by ships from the Orient.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The Hispano-American Congress at
Madrid has ended in a fzzle. Spain can
not array the South and Central Amcri
cans against the United States.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The Louisville discoverer of a subma-
rine telephone may be able to establish
communication with McGinty.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

The system of wireless telephoning viii
he all right if it does not put all pri-
vate conversation ION tap" for everybody
with an ear at a receiver.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

Detectives may work on the presump-
ton that the men who held up the Iron
Mountain cannU.. Jall train were armor
clad
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

OF Course.-"lt seems to be an sctuaI
fact that an Indian never laughs"
Nonsense. Didn't Longfellow make
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

the sea. There would be 10 pleasere in
heating any other.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

Oats have had their ups aud downs
They We're sold for their weight in gold
dust to early settlers in Brazil. In the
Klondikc region they bring 50 to $40 a
buShel.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1900-12-01

There is a mule at TorkIa, ~ -. w.,
years old. and he is still hale ahH
and able 10 do a good days WORK.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1900-11-07
MEETING OF DIRECTORS.
,oara Of Trade Di.cu..ins Bond Issue

Board Of Trade Discussing Bond Issue
Sewerage Extension.
A meeting Of the directors Of the Wash
ington board Of trade was held yesterday
afternoon In the rooms Of the board. Even
ing Star building. 1t was the last nesting
which will take place prior to the annual
meeting Of the board, that is to occur next
Monday evening at Rauscher's, Connecticut
avenue and L street
The proposed bond issue Of the District
was discussed. No action was taken ana
further consideration Of the subject win be
resumed ct the nrst meeting to be held
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1900-11-07
OVERLOOKED PARTIsANs.
ShOuters Who Were Lined Up Today
in Police Court.

ShOuters Who Were Lined Up Today
in Police Court.
Policeman Andrews made three arrests
last night, his victims being Jake Rombrow
David Klegman and Frank Brown, boys who
celebrated the republican victory by blow
ing horns.
"One of the boys blew a horn in NV
ear" the policeman said to Judge Scott
this morning, land I saw the other bows
blow horns near other people"
Did you hear anybody else blowing
hOrns?" Judge Scott inquired.
Eyes, sir" he answered.
We'll, sboys," said the court, what have
you to say about blowing horns?"
Il was blowing horn," admitted the
first boy who responded.
why were you blowing it?'
Celebrating McKinleys victory" he an
Judge Scott warned the boys against blow
ing horns. and told them they should not
have annoyed the policeman.
"I'Il take your personal bonds not to
blow a horn again for four years" the
Judge said and the boys went home.
William Bush, an enthusiastic Mckinley
| supporter. was complained against by Po-
| liceman jacobson for alleged disorderly con-
| duct.
man said. land in shouting for Mckinley
presume 1 went little too far
"Is that all you did?' the court asked
I'VE were knocking Off each others hats"
Case dismissed" 80
| Thomas Whitlog< James Jasper and Ben
| jamin Reed eolored, were also in court be-
| cause of their manner gOf celebrating
I'VE came down town to hear about the
landslide" said one of the men, land when
| heard a man say 'hurrah for Bryan I
| shouted for Mckinley"
Have you heard anybody say hurrah
| for Bryan this mornfng?" Attorney Pey-
| ton asked 81
The men were ip Wagon driving about
the city when they WIRE arrested. Judge
Scott dismissed the eharge of disorderly
conduct. and fined Whitlock s. for fast
driving. dA
ME Bennett. coioIed. were in court for
blowing horns. They were arrested by
Policeman Hollidge. A plea of guilty was
| accepted and their personal bonds were
taken. ii f2f
Joshua Green. colored. junk dealer. ad-
mitted that he was noisy last night
II heard the good news last night" he
said. land I was naturally overjoyed by
the height of It,"
He said he gave vent to his feelings, but
told the Judge he would be more than
thankful II he would release him. The
Judge granted his request.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1900-11-07

after the annual meeting Of the board
The board of trade is on record as favor
Ing bond issue. and for several years
past has recommended such a course to
secure the funds needed to complete the
sewer system according to the plans Of the
board of engineers and to provide for the
extension of streets.
At the annual meeting of the board Mon
day there will be an election held for ten
directors, whose terms will soon expire
Reports win be made by the president of
the board and the secretary, after which q
collation. will be served and the rest of the
evening devoted to social enjoyment.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1900-11-07
''Hf they're Ricfn's shoes
they're proper
Entire building, ten-one F, g Tsnth.
Phone lone fifty"

We wish to emphasize what
we said in Sundays adver-
tisement relative to the eX-
clusiveness-the distinctive
ness-of footwear.
1t is those persons who
value this quality in footwear
who make up Rich's great
army of patrons. Every day
particular people are being
added to the ranks, who, in
stead of going here and there
and getting stereotyped styles
or taking the trouble of send
ing to the leading shops of
New York, are coming here,
because we are showing the
correct" shoe fashions and
we are controlling the sale of
them in this city.
In no article of dress or
even in footwear is a woman
more particular than about
her evening slippers.
We show all shades in
satins, and we make them to
order, when you desire it,
from your own materials or
from materials which we sup
ply. We show patent leather
slippers in a score of styles,
trimmed with velvet and set
off by handsome buckles.
b. Rich's Sons,
High grade footwear.
Ten-one F, Cor. 10th.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1900-11-07

stops the Cough
and works on the Cold.
laxative Bromo-Q uinins Tablets cure cold in one
day. No Cure. No Pay. Price. &c.
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1900-10-17
TALK OF THE TOWN.


-
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'"ee ''''''as W ""'"''e,v ''' o'e "eo
noy u" '"'ae'se' ''''"eu '''> "eeh'
James u. '''"''"' 'se"' ''' '"e "n"'
nev 'o"">"e ~o"''"S' '""e w yes'e''
Gay.
W'i'i>m u. Sargent, me saw mh' man
'''''e' WIS "e'' "'""o"> anu '"e'
o"y'
Miss Emma Star, OF Baker City. Is
spending The week WIN hef sister, mrs.
"'''
IL. }. Jmy. "ho has been SICK win
typhoid 'esrt T." some weeks past, Is
recovering
Mrs. II. }. J,tv, the phenominal medt.
nm, Is ~ the city aud may be consulted ut
her Office D" Cracker street.
W. e.. Calder and N. Z. Raine left
this morning tor the 'nter' Mountain mine
to be go"e several days.
Kitchen Brothers are building a ware.
house sox7o feet on Granite street near
the bridge over rowder f'ver'
There was a break yesterday IN the
ditch conveying water to the reservoir.
II WAS repaired without delay.
Mrs. i.u,inJ, Elder. of Hrppnrr. mr..
rived IL to~N tOday aud will visit q short
time with her daughter. Ms. +. o. Buck.
mum.
Doctor 4. Grant, of bourne, came
dawn m b,,s,urs, Yesterday and repot,s
the condition ot his town as "d,sgustingly
healthy"
Mrs, Isaac Williamson and daughter re.
turned home FRIDAY from Two Rivers,
Wisconsin. where they have spent the
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1900-10-17

Mrs. X. n. LLOYD, music teacher Of III.
teen years experience, Is now prepared to
give instruction on the piano and organ.
Apply at her home on North Mill street.
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1900-10-17

The statements published by several
outside papers that Mrs. Kane, shot by
her husband. was dying, are without
foundation. Or. Tape says there Is at
least an even break for recovery.
"Uncle Bill" Stinson and wife will
make a tour Of the coast cities for the
next week or two. after which time they
will 20 east to visit their former home In
Canada, to be gone several weeks.
The.members Of the Sumpter Social so.
ciety will meet at the schoolhouse Friday
evening, October 10, at 7:3o. A full at.
Tendance Is desired. The general public
Is invited, as also those desiring to become
members.
Mrs. J. j. Hennessey, who has been In
the hospital at Baker City for some
weeks past, came home yesterday some.
what improved. She will leave In few
DAYS tor southern California, where she
will spend the winter.
ID. l.. Page, OF Lowell, Massachusetts,,
came In Monday morning and was met BY
Manager n. S. McCalIum, of the Bald
Mountain and Mammoth mines, IN which
Mr.. Page Is a stakeholder. He will re.
main here several days. .....