The Republican journal., 1900-02-08


result of benefitting some other suffer-
ing woman. recommend your Com.
pound to every one. -MRs. MARY
VAUGHN, TRIMBLE, PULASKI Co., KY.
Many of these sick women whose
letters we print were utterly dis
couraged and life was burden to
them when they wrote to Lynn, Mass,
to Mrs. Pinkham, and without charge
of any kind received advice that made
them strong, useful women again.
Heart Disease Relieved in Thirty
Minutes. Dr. Agnew's cure for the Heart
gives relief in all cases of Organic or SYM
pathetic Heart Disease in 30 minutes, and
speedily effects a cure. Ii is a peerless rem
edy for Palpitatlon, Shortness OF Breath,
Smotharing Spells, Pain in Left Side, and
all symptoms OF a Diseased Heart. One
dose cOnvlnCeS.-9O.
Something Like 1t. "They turned the
hose on that Populist orator. "Sho Sort
of play on words, eh?' Puck.
Catarrh and Colds Relieved in 10 to
so Minutes. One short puff OF the breath
through the blower, supplied with each bot
tie of DR.. Agnews Catarrhal Powder, diff
uses this powder over the surface of the
nasal passages. Painless and delightful to
use. 1t relieves instantly, and permanently
cures Catarrh, Hay Fever. Colds. Headache,
Sore Throat Tonsilitis and Deafness. so
cents.-N.
Mrs Blinkers: "What! Going away !?
Why?" Servant: eyes, mum; when came
yesterday you gave me the keys to your
trunks and drawers and chests, and jewel
boxes to keep for you" Mrs. Blinkers !:
Eyes did that to show that l trusted you.
What is the NATTER" Servant: ether don't
one of 'em fit Tit Bits.
Itching, Burning, Skin Diseases cured
for Thirty-five Cents. DR.. Agnew's Oint-
ment relieves in one day, and cures letter,
Salt Rheum, Scad Head, Eczema Barber 8
Itch, Ulcers, Blotches and all eruptions of
the skin. 1t is soothing and queting and
acts like magic in the cure OF all baby hum
ors. 35c-98.
Remote and Safe. "Our literary club is
going to study the Elizabethan era" isn't
that rather hackneyed ?'' Yes but in dis
cussing people who are dead, you know, we
won't be tempted to gossip" Detroit Free
Press.
Take One of DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills
after dinner it will promote digestion and
over come any evil fleets of too hearty eat
|. ing. Safe, prompt, active, painless and
|. pleasant. This effective little pill is sup
planting all the old school nauseous purga-
| tives. 40 doses, 10 cents.-99.
A schoolmaster sends us an answer given
by boy in general information" exam
nation. Asked who Tom Mann was, the
boy replied, "Tom Mann is what one calls a
woman who behaves like man, DIS oae calls
{ boyish girl d tom boy. London Truth.
Thought NV Life for Ten Cents''-
This was one mans way of putting 1t when
he had been pronounced incurabe from
chronic dyspepsa.-"It was living death
to me until | tired DR., Won STAINS Pineapple
Tablets-thanks to them to-day l am we'll
ana tell my friends | bought my life Tor
ten cents'-1Sin hoX-tbey re good for any
and every form of stomach trouble--safe to
use and convenient to carry with you,-lOO
"They make thunderin' sight of fuss
about the Chinese open door," remarked
Uncle Jerry PEBBLES. LAS far as I've no.
ticed 'em the Chinese open door always
leads into laundry or an opium j'int. y
Chicago Tribune.
Chronic Nasal Catarrh poisons every
breath that is drawn into the lungs. There
is procurable from any druggist the remedy
for the cure of this trouble. A small quanti-
ty of Ely 8 Cream Balm placed into the nos.
trils spreads over an ihfiamed and angry
surface, relieving Immediately the painful
| Inflammation, cleanses, heals and cures.
| cold in the head vanishes Immediately. Sold
| by druggists or will be mailed for so cents
| by Ely Brothers, IS Warren Street, New
| York.
| Non Committal The Wife: Don't you
think our daughters voice improves?" The
Husband: II don't know. 1t may be that
as we grow older our hearing becomes less
acute Philadelphia North American.
No one would ever be bothered with con.
stpation if everyone knew how naturally
and quickly Burdock Blood Bitters regulates
the stomach and bowels.
Weary Wraggs: "When lady gives me
meal | allus say, May your shadow never
grow less - Fray Feeter: when a
lady gives me meal ] allus say, May your
photographs allus need as little touching up
as they do at present. and git quarter in
addition" Puck.
Cures Group, sore throat, pulmonary
troubles-Monarch over pain of every sort.
DR.. Thomas Electric Oil.
Gotham "Do they have any recreation
| piers in England?' Charing Cross: "W ell,
yes; they have sporting Lords in Parlia-
ment." Yonkers Statesman.
No man can cure consumption. You can
prevent it though. DIR. W ood's Norway Pine
Syrup cures coughs, colds, bronchitis, sore
| throat. Never fails.
At the Height of the Quarrel. "Now John,
you know if were to die you would weep
over me and tell every body what a good
wife I was!" mo, l wouldn't, 80 help
me!' We'll l would for you-just for de-
cency's sake. And that shows I'm not half
as mean as you are [Chicago Tribune.
Everybody's liable to itching piles. Rich
and poor, old and young-terrible the torture
they suffer. Only one sure cure. Doan s
| Ointment. Absolutely safe, can't fail.
| "Do you think those two letters were
written by the same person." ~ really
couldn't say" answered the handwriting
expert. "Oh! 1 see. You haven't studied
them.' Eyes, l have But haven't as yet
been retained either by the prosecution or
| the defence" washington Star.
What Wonderful Discovery is Pain
Killer! 1t not only cures the ills of the
human family, but is also the sure remedy
for horses with collie. 1t has never been
known to fail in a cure of the worst cases
! and for sprains, gals, etc, it never fails
| try it once. Directions accompany each
bottle. Sold by all druggists. Avoid sub
stitutes, there is but one Pain-Killer, Perry
Davis Price 25c. and Soc.
| Servant "Mem, the boarders say that the