The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11
Mr.. DCOIey on the Romantic Novel.
Copyright 900 by Robert Howard Russell.

Copyright 900 by Robert Howard Russell.
enough off tn rest is aisy. TIL hero
ought to be firm Virginia. or MARYLAND
1t makes no difference which. PeopIe
viii believe anything about them states
lis not essential that he shud be a
| lflhd ~ George Washn' ton but he ought
to be. TIL number iv frinds George
had lis a Wondher he wasn't illfcted
PRESIDENT forty years befure he whit in
wen, SIR, this la-ad is tn greatest thing
mat 1Ver happened. He rides horses
that q make a bronco buster think he
was settin' In a rockin' chair beside tn
IRE; he can shoot tn eye out Nv tn God
deSs iv Liberty on a dollar as far as he
can see dollar, an that's as far as
tn human eye can reach; he's tn sr-
Featest soordsnlaR that liver lived; he's as
larned as tn Ebraryan Nv a circuIatin'
library; an he can thrack tn dusty saw
age to his lair be tn dents his moccasins
MAKES on tn autumn leaves. But he's
PICKED up all these things in tn dark.
He's told no wan. Ony Jooboob his nav
ger slave an Uminumimipapa, tn faith
Iul 1dyun chief (Harvard 80 knows what
IN la-ad can do. But tn r-reader is or
an It's tn business " tn romancecer to
keep putin champeens Nv all these
games again tn unknown First come
first served; give or take tin mounds.
pest 'soordsman at tn coort iv King Mike
l., insults tn flag iv hts country an tn
BOY sticks him through tn vest TIL Ind
yuhs bust into tn settIemint an with
wild savage yells murdher women an
chi1der. DARN Dick chases thin to til
distant woods an sthrews tn ground
with TIL LAWNS iv thin TIL R-rigrht Rtv-
rend Aloysius Moses McGIew, d. b. Ph
D., q. P. A., attimpts to put
him out " tn business on tn question "
whether LamarxJls or what-d-calI him
said so, an Dick proves be quotations
firm TIL wurruks w Mux Appendicitis
an TIL larned Sozdoiajinsus ~ Athens
that such is not tn case. He does al
this f'r tn love iv beautiful girl all
to sell tn book. Does tn girl love him?
She does faith. Says he: Dye love me
Mary Amp Says she: With all TIL
wealth w me young heart tGawd help
me- says he. 4 VIII. force We to care
FIR me- An he goes on Dustin horses
an KILN frinds. No way like that to
round tn house Is not good provider
but husband that can break amy horse
that comes nosin' at tn dure
Well, afther this la-ad has won TIL
weller weight championship iv Mary
land an Virginia, tn Naytional Sport
in Club iv London asts to cross over an
thry out some iv tn best there. Just
tn king lis sthrange how IN heroes
w thin romances was always bunmpin'
into nonarchs. Kings must have been
as common as cabmen. Get out iv me
way says tn king, givin' him a rifle
kick. What boots it. says tn gallant
young American crossin' tn king to tn
pint ~ tn jaw. 'Whinizads, but 1t fares
Ill with amy cotchen fodder tooth iv
monarchy he says, that hists an Amer
lean citizen he says. Who is yon fear
less divyle?' says tn king to wan " his
gang. 'Gramnlercy. but he's made me
rile face to ache like it has not since
dashin Nelly Glim won ME love he
baStin me with an orange basket SAYS
he. That's Dick PlayhelI tn American
weller weight says tn courtyard. He's
a welter all fright, says tn gay mon
arch. TIL have to take him ar-round
an inthrajooce him to TIL laads,' he says.
So he carries him off to a gin mill
where tn king don his dhrinkin in thin
days an inthra jooces him to Willum
Shakespeare, Charles James Fox, Queen
Nictorya, 1mpror Willuhn, Alexander tn
Great, Joolyus Caesar, Willum Jennings
Bryan, Robert Fitzsimmons, Punchus Pr
lot, Lord CUTIE an all tn great heroes
iv antikity who ar-re shakin' dice FIR
til drinks, an he makes hares w all
thin at larnin', at doolin' an at drink
in. Alexander tn Gr-reat who Is full
! popularity. Can ye ride a horse bet
Their thin [ can?' says tn monarch I
can make ye'er majesty look like q
feather bed on a camel says tn la-ad.
'BodSfish, says tn king, but that was
hot wan. Be me holy dome, me
troth, exc, faith, tn American hands
thin out straight IN tn eha1in' dish
III bet We, says Alexander tn Gr-reat,
eight millyon boboes that ye can't, says
! he Done says Dauntless Dick So
they throts out Booeephlus. that Hogan
tells me was Alexander's horse an lie
bucks tn monarch off an breaks his
collar bone 'Wotrotr exclaims Charles
James Fox. 'candf1sh! but his majesty
made a dent. He was horsed be his
throne an now he's thrown be mis- horse
This Is tn first time this joke was liver
sprung. Now lave me thry.' says L'are
Divvle Dick. An he whit up to tn plug
that was leapin' over tn tops iv houses
an brea thin fire like as though his nose
was tn blast at tn rolin' mills. 4 whit
up to him in tn manner I had been
| taught be George Wash nton an spoke
to him in his ear some wurruds I Was
taught be me faithful Umimunlimpap pc,
| towit:
$500, boss Thin suddenly I jumped
into tn saddle as he was crouchin' at me
feet, an away we whit Up rott1nham
| Coort rood, beyond TIL railroad 7thracks
| thral park, leapin' church spires an evnn
| fixed stars, an crushiR' in our path dukes,
| duchesses, flower girls, shop girls, polls
men, editors " newspapers an kings, we
| flew, but he cud not shake me OF lie
| bucked an jumped, rolled over like
! puff ball, sat first on his launches an
thin on his head, drove into tn river an
fioated undher wather FIR NANNY miles,
| but he cudden't dislodge me pulled tn
| snaftie, loosed tn curb an brought him
| to a standstill on tn label in tn tavern
where I'd left tn comply. Even thin he
reached ar-round an thried to bite me.
! but / thrust me leg to tn hip down his
! throat an thin crookin' me knee, a thrick
/ had been taught by Willum Penn. l
| give him a cross-buttoelSs throw that
| I'd larned firm Cotton Mather, an hurled
him onto tn form of his PROSTATE mos
Their. "A horse on Alexander, says
| Shakespeare, Iaughin' heartily, an tn
king ordherin' up ton " sack. they