Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1900-05-05

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filed with so much credit to them.
selves, and for the best interests of the
whole people.
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II the Weber gang run things much
longer ut the police headquarters there
will be an explosion and some one will
get hurt.
The North and West Sides never had
such poor street car accommodation
as ut present.
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The Union Stock Yards are badly
managed to-day, and trade Is being
rapidly driven away from this city.
The cattle men claim that they are sub.
jcctcd to all kinds Of annoyanccs from
the new management. Our Texas cX-
changes are full Of complaints Of the
! treatment sustained mt the Chicago
Yards by Texas cattle men especially.
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The Union Traction Company will
have its franchises renewed next year
just as It wants them. Tho people will
get no concessions. Things have been
arranged and Chicago will be sold. This
time the ''reformcrs" will do the sell
Ing.
The Union Traction Company looks
upon the people Of North and West
Chicago as contemplate serfs. A first.
class railroad treats horned cattle bet.
ter than the Union Traction Company
treats Chicagoans.
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A man who bribes jury for q street
car company enjoys perpetual vaca.
ton at somebody's expense. City OIL.
cials never hunt for him and he gets
all the money he wants to follow the
pleasant weather around the earth.
The North Side sewers are never
flushed.
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Flush the sewers.
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, A little shaking up might do the fir.
department some good.
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, Quite number Of fortunes have beer
= made out Of the fire dcpartmcnt-bu
not by the fircmen.
+ Who helps the sharks skin the fire
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Recorder Simon has made n splendi,
public record. He deserves ana vii
4 receive u denomination and a re.eleC
}, tiOn.
The business community ana all VIII
come In contact with Recorder Simol
are satisfied with the way he has con
J. Quoted his office.
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The bill board destroys the value o
Y adjoining real estate.
y Why doesn't Health COMMISSIONS
Reynolds order the sewers flushed?
!. The bill board Is disgrace to Ch
cagO.
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The dlshguring bill boards must go.
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n What right have the bill board me
II to destroy other peoples property?
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Smyth and Wenter cannot be defeat
= ed for reelection to the Drainag
:. Board.
A short life and a quiet one-if 20
Il do not advertise.
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In one of the statistical divisions G
the Department Of Agriculture
Washington may be seen machine r,
p sembling typewriter, which multiple
n and divides with unerring accuracy an
with great rapidlty. Give Its operate
a multlpllcand Of six figures ana mu
~ tiplier as large, and he will write thel
N out as upon typewriter; then he turn
II. a handle few times, and before til
onlOoker knows what Is going on til
product Is written out before him. I'll
machine performs examples In divlslo
III with equal ease. Does any one OF o,
n young readers fancy that he sees In tn
invention an emancipation OF boys {
the twentieth century from the veX
er ton of the multiplication table? Ala
e- that Is too much for him to hope. N
body seems to have devised a machlI
for adding common fractions of ditfe
;, ent denOminatOrs. although many
;" young school boy has concluded tn,
=, this Is one OF the "lOng-felt wants" ,
a. the day.
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to The romances of royalty are as trag
,e as those with which Anthony Hope hi