The Somerset reporter., 1900-07-19

EEP your blood pure anu your
~ stomach and digestive organs in a
healthy condition by taking Hoods
Sarsaparilla and you will be WELL.
my wife" boasted the happy young Ben :,
edict, lis an open book to me-" mime, too,
declared the old married man. Il cant shut
her up"
One of natures remedies cannot harm the
wea est constitution; never fails TO cure sum-
mer complaints of young or old. DR.. Fowlers
Extract of Wild strawberry.
Still Unsettled: briggs is an old settler.
isn't he?" II think not. He has owed me ~
for eight years"
Itchiness of the skin, horrible plague Most
everyone afflicted in one way or another. only
one safe, never failing cure. Doan's ointment!
At any drug store, so cents.
Jess-"Is she so awfully homely." Tess;
"Well, should say. The girls who graduated
with her wouldn't allow her to figure in The
com posite photograph OF the class"
Taken on Trust: How do you buy your ice
hert 90 "Well, We buy 1t by the damp spot on
the sidewalk but we payfor IL by the hundred
pounds"
Builds up the system; puts pure, rich blood in
the veins; makes men and women strong ana
healthy. Burdock Blood Bitters At any drug
store.
The telegraph line begun FIVE years ago to
con ect Victoria NyaDza with the East coast
of Africa has been completed.
81 suffered for months from sore throat. Ec-
lectric Oil cured me In twenty-four hours. NJ.
5. Gist Hawesville, KY
The scarcity OF salmon now in the Columbia
river Is pronounced abnormal.
How Are Your Kidneys
Dr. Hobbs sparagus Pills cure all siSney Ills Saw
young man in Pennsylvania broke his en-
gagement with a girl because on her gradua-
ion she TOOK the orstorical prize.
Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
Joc. 25c. II c. c. C. fail, druggists reiuno money
In the name of an obsticle-Guide; This
is Bunker HILL" Visiting Briton (aso gol-
fist): "Ah! that was bunker, to be sure!
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. l0c or go.
II C. C. c. fail to cure druggists refund money
Not up to Date Penelope: "What made
George and Alice break their engagement
Clariss: HE complained that she was toe
'effe inmate for the present day."
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic. full OF life, nerve and vigor, take No-To'
Bac, the wonder worker, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or ~. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
II wonder what is the meaning Of the
ter % hot stuff in a newspaper Officer said q
poet to an essayist. II think IT must be
literary matter that is being boiled down.
ventured the latter.
For Over Fifty Years.
Mrs. WINsLow 8 SOOTHING SYRUP has been
al ed for over fifty years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, seftent
the gums. allays all pain, cures wind collie and
Is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t Will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
sold by Druggists in every part OF the world
for "Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind, 1v38
More Information. Tommy-"Paw, why do
they call a man that has sn office Statesman?
Mr. Figg-"I think it In because lie always
states things in the newspapers, instead OF
saying them like q common man"
Best for the Bowels
No matter what ails you headache to a can
Ger, you will never get well until your bowels
are put right. CASCARETS help nature, cure
you without grippe or pain, produce easy patu-
raj movements, costs you just 10 cents to start
getting your health back. CASCARETS Candy
Catha rtic the genuine, put up in mental boxes,
every tablet has c. c. c. stamped on 1t. Be-
| ware OF limitations. AS
For an army OF 30 600 men and 10000 horses
for three months il is estimated that 1000 tor 8
| OF food and forage are necessary.