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Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-11-18

How any man may quickly cure himself
after years of suffering from sexual weak
ness lost vitality. night losses. varicocele.
etc. and enlarge small weak organs to
fun size and vigor. Simply send your
name and ADDRESS TO DR.. I. w. Knapp.
1858 Hull Bldg. Detroit. Mich. and he
will gladly send the free receipt with fun
cure himself at home. This is certainly a
most generous offer. and tho following ex-
tracts taken from his daily mail. show
what men think of his generosity:
Dear Sir:-Please accept my sincere
thanks for yours of recent date. 1 have
given your treatment thorough test anc
the benefit has been extra ordinary. Il has
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-11-18
CHANGES IN MASTERS.

The Baltimore Sun of yesterday says:
Capt. Samuel Linthicum. who has
purchased the schooner Samuel L.
Russell. of Norfolk. has taken COM
mand and will leave to-day for Norfolk
on his first trip in command of that
vessel. Capt. S. j. Fooks. the popular
pilot of the Colchester steamer Louise,
has taken command of the schooner
l.. NJ. Skinner, formerly commanded by
Captain Linthicum. The Skinner is at
Cambridge and will sail for the Kappa
hammock to load ties for Claiborne and
lumber for Baltimore.
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CAPE \
.CHARLES|
R0u 7
New York,
hIIadelphla
and Norfolk
Railroad.

QUICK TIME-LOw RATES.
TWO TRAINS EACH WAY
SCHEDULE IN Et'tEcr SUNDAY.
NOVEMBER Is, 1893.
LEAVE NORFOLK.
s:f5 n II = Daily. except Sunday (Ports-
mouth. High street. 7:2o n. MI
Arrive at Philadelphia 5:i3 p
M; New York ut SIS y. N.
LEAVE NORFOLK.
geo IN Daily Portsmouth. High
street. $50 D. n.y. Arrive at
Philadelphia 5:i0 a. M; New
York. AZ a. m.
ARRIVE AT NORFOLK.
SEQ A. m Daily Portsmouth. High
street. e:10l. leaving New
York at sos p M: Philadei-
phia 1:26 D. m.
ARRIVE AT NORFOLK
1855 D. m-Daiiy. except sunday Portss
mouth, High street. I45 p.
MI, leaving New York at 500
a. an: Philadelphia. 1920 Il. m.
Close connection InhIic with ali rail- and
s.,nnd lines TO and from Boston
pullman Sleeping Carr OH night trains
between Jersey City. Philadelphia and
PnlIman Buffet Palace Cars on day
trains between Philadelphia and Cape
Charles.
checked ut Wakes Agency. under At
lant!c Hotel. at Passenger Station at ths
Wharf and on Steamers.
General Passenger and Freight Agent
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-11-18
PASSENGER ACCOMMODATIONS uN.
SURPASSED

SURPASSED.
Fare, including meals and state
ROUND trip illinited to ,hirty days. isSs
For tickets and reservation OF state-
rooms. apply at ticket office. No. iss
Ships leaves Old Point for Norfolk
Sunday at about $50 4. m
m eeS "ocsaeoKe and Hrsnia p AfsC:
sailing daily. except Sunday. from Conn
FOR OLD POINT--At $50 ana ii:l5 a.
m and AIS p. M; Portsmouth. 6.i5 and
wh@rf Norfolk. al 80 and and n:sS S a. 1l M.
EoR i IT,, l I5lSz and and
sos p. m: Bay Line wharf. 1850 q. in.
FOR NEWPORT NEWS AND SMITH
Portsmouth, 200 q. m. and 2:45 D. M:
bf EoR iTS wharf l2 e I "a and si99 p m
At $50 a N: Por. smouth. Gas a M: Bay
M E9n SoF nd rEgsE at s,o snaay
Portsmouth, Gas a M; Bay Line. 7;oo a
FOR SEVERN RIVER = Tuesday.
Thursday and Saturday at $50 a. M;
Poitsmouth Gas Il. NJ: Bay Line wharf.
FOR Back. PoouosyN AND YORK
RlN EE LANDINGS AND CRAB NECK.
i, on MONDAY Wednesdfay and Friday at
Line. 6i5 a m Returning Following day.
FOR NANSEMOND RlVTiR AND
SUFFOLk-At s:eo y. m; Portsmou tn,
$40 y. m, connecting at Suffolk with S.
Freight for Ware. East. North, Severn,
Back. PoQuosln. York ard Narsemond
River Landings must be prepaid. -
All schedules subject to change wish-
out notice.
Freight for Washington and New Bern.
\. G.; received at and delivered from n.
and s. Railroad depot.
Freight received daily. except Sunday.
NIB CRowELL.
General Agent,
Norfolk. Va
New York. y. Y.
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NOTES FROM THE PORT OF BAL
TIMORE

Yesterday the steam pilot boat Pilot.
which has been in port several days TO
be hauled, cleaned and painted. will
leave for the Capes Station in charge
of Capt. Harry Joyce.
The schooner Lucinda Sutton. Cap
tain o Brien, which came up from Nor
folk to be locked at the Columbian
Iron Works. left for that port yester-
day afternoon in tow. of the tug Chi
cago. She will load coal for st. Lucia
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MeTCh0lI5 SMIl3r'S IT0lSDOI10|Iol CO
on GGr Route

OR Ro UTE
FOR BOSTON AND PROVIDENCE,
Boston-MONDAYS. WEDNESDAyS
FRIDAYS and SATURDAYS at 6 n ~,
For Providence : Every TUESDAWv
THURSDAY and SUNDAY at n n, l.
FARES TO BOSTON and PRoW1
DENCE:
First-class. !ncludirb meals and
state room berth .... go AZ
intermediate. including meals and "
state room berth ............ 3 M
Steerage. including meals and bunk 7 M
Perishable freight sent via PrcvidenceeV
forwarded by early train TO Boston. and
at the same rate as by direct steamers
10 Boston.
thursdays Providence ship carries no
passengers:
For further information, apply to
II. II. WRIGHT. Agent. Norfolk. Va
a. u. STEBBINS. Asst. Traffic Mgr
w. r. TURNER. General Pass. All.
j. G. WHITNEY, Traffic Manager.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-11-18
A DANGEROUS RAFT.

Yesterdays Baltimore Sun says:
Masters of Bay vessels are complain
ing of the presence of a raft i'm the
Piankitank river which does not dis
play lights at night. 1t is in the har-
Dor of Jackson's creek. The schooner
Casper Heft has had one collision with
the raft because it could not be seen,
and others have had narrow escapes.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-11-18
cURRITucK BRANCH.
DAILY EXCEpr sIyNnAv

IA1L1 ENNEFT SUNDAY.
Leave Norfolk-9i5 a. m. and AIS u. IN
arrive Munden Point-ll:S0 =. IN. and As
=, y. IN.
Leave Munden Point-7:00 Il. IN. and 1:4j
~ - y. m
AriNe ~ oriolk-S:3O Il. M. and $3.50 D. m
etops AT all intermediate stations.
steamer Comet leaves Mundcn Point
~ a. m. MONDAY. WEDNESDAY,
ana FRIDAY for Currituck Sound Land
inSS ana returns TUESDAY, THURS
DAY and SATURDAY.
H. C. HUDGTNS.
- Gen. Freight and Pass Agent
n. Il. KING. General Manager
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-11-18
. INV = Narf0IsSa9Vvesterl,
szS--szssaznazaa Schedule il, Efisst
MAY 81. 1869.
LEAVE NORFOLK DAILY.

LEAVE NORFOLK DAILY.
$40 g. m-For Richmond Washington.
i.ynchourg and the West Pull
man Buffet Parlor Cars. Nor
folk aud Roanoke. after June
i7th
s:25 a. m.aa"ocean, Shore Limited" for
Richmond daily and daily ex-
cept sunday for Washington
Stops at Suffolk. Waverly, Pc
terSourg.
80 p. n.-Richmond Limited for Rich.
mond and Washington StupS
on.y az Suffolk. Waverly ana
Petersburg.
$50 p. m.-For Petersburg. Lynchburg
the West and Southwest
Trains arrive 1T Norfolk daily: $50 a.
m. lt:a0 u m. 5:35 y. 10. and l0:i0 p. IN.
Tickets ana all Information at station
and 10 CRANKY street.
w. e. HAZLEWOOD.
City Passenger Agent.
Wy. Is. BEvII-L. G. T. A
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Virginia Beach Division.

Z NUKFOLK. PARK AVENUE
STATION.
,s p; m. $40 p. IN. WV
Suhoay-9;30 n. m. II 80 II. NJ, l: 80 u. m
$50 p. IN. a. '
LEAVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Week Days-S:2O a. m. 1880 y. m l,5
m. Goo D. m a.
sunday-lo:l5 u. m, 1880 p. M, 2:so n. m.
600 y. III. ~ '''''
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-11-18
LITERARY, NOTES.

BROADWAY MAGAZINE - Justly
styled "The Magazine of Brains and
Beauty" is one of the most dashing
and sprightly of the many publications
now seen at the news stands. 1t deals
mostly with theatrical folk and it's il
lustrations are of the highest order.
The short stories and other articles,
which make up the table contents,
are all very interesting.
"Wanted-A MATCHMAKER" by
Paul Leicester Ford. the author. of
Hon. Peter Stirling" Janice Mere
oltn ana other successful works. is
JUST at present having a large sale
throughout the country.
me story was first published in Sc
rial FORM and was then n great sue
cess. The present demand for il in
sures that 1t will prove to be one of the
hits OF the season. 1t is different from
anything else taht Mr.. Ford has at
eemiptea' put IL is so interesting, so
iuil OF that magnetism which some
books have, that 1t requires an effort
TO put 1t aside until the last word has
been perused. The typogra phy and
style of makeup is exceedingly attrac-
tive, and a feature of the edition 10 tho
set of illustrations by Howard Chand-
Ter ChrIsty. (Nusbaum's, Main street
December Smart Set" Is fairly
sparkling with bright reading.
Fiction and verse of n kind that
teens with vim and gayety and life
make this magazine one OF the most
popular now published. Its success
mas been phi enomenal.
THE OBSERVER.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-11-18
Norfolk Z KOShi1lI)l SIeQ1lD]I ca

The new and powerful! iron palace
steamers NEWPORT NEWS. WASH.
lNGTON and NORFOLK VIII Ienvs
daily as follows:
NORTH BOUND.
Leave Portsmouth. n. w.
Leave e. Norfolk. n. s ". $. B 900 p IN
GO. ..oo;,::,;.r;..:..:.... ........ 600 p. m.
EeaVe ga foint comfort 49,. zoe IN.
hrrINc m oshiheton Gas IL. M.
Leave Washington u & o
Leave Washington, Penn iii'''R II. ''' L. IN
Arrive in Phiadciphia. Penn $50 a m
Arrive in Philadelphia b b.; i'''' a IN
Afrlvs IN IN New York. Penn. ii's' q IN
Arrive IN New York. b. $40 M
o. II r. Observation-Disclosures. ''I:i5 D. m
sOUTH-BoUND
Leave New York. Penn. L. II. .l.:55 D. m
Leave New York. IL. 6 o.
Leave "a e. ihiadeiphia. Pela Il. ~" p I"
Leave ca Philadelphia. b & o. az p IN
Ar RI in Washington. Penn Penn. '''' p m
rrsvs in Washington. b. & O. IL
Leave washington ..;:..:...... .s:55 ? m m
Arrive Old Point Comfort. 200 a nm
Arrive in Norfolk. Recommended. 500 a. m
Arrive IN Portsmouth ..... $50 a m
SUNDAYS.
Leave New York. * 0.
Arrive Washington. b & o. 10
X II. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 49, p. m.
.!pa!iy. except Sunday.
Tickets sale at Il. 6 .. ticket once
N. & c. olRce. at W. T. Wakes and
company's Office on wharf.
For further information apply
u. J. CALLAHAN
Telephone AL.
LYDE,s Regular LINE STEAM.
~ SHIPS TO PHILADELPHIA.
THE ONLY DIRECT LINE FROM MOP
FOLK TO PHILADELPHIA
Until further orders steamers are m
uointed to sail from Norfolk every M0S
BAY. WEDNESDAY and SATURDAY n,
& D. m. and from Philadelphia ever
TUESDAY, THURSDAY and SATtsR
DAY. Through Bills OF Lndng TO ali
noints South and Southwest via Scaboar,
hir Line. Atlantic Coast Line. Norroliii
ana Western Dispatch Virginia. Tennes.
SEQ and Georgia Air Line, Southern Kali.
way and Norfolk and Southern Railroads
Schedule subject TO change without
notice.
General Southern Agent. Norfolk. wa.
w.fP. CLYDE & CO., &s.
Gent Agents. Philadelphia. Pa.
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TRAVELLERS. GUIDE.
Old Dominion steamship Co'SLine

- FOR NEW YoRE.-Pas-
IS0N senger ships are appointed
hRySs> to sail from Norfolk daily.
lSN& EXCEPT Sunday. at 500 p. N.
snA FROM NEW YoRK--pai,
III ly except Sunday. at 500 D.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-11-18

Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars.
cimT Fly az TlGhT 6Fri npR,y Man H AND
CRANKY STREEAS. PHONES az,
Baggage called for aud checked from
hotels and residences by Virginia Trans
fer Company on orders left at ticket Of
flee.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-11-18

Third v. President and Gent. Mgr.
j. NJ. CULP. ~ A. TURK.
Traffic Mgr. Gen1 Pass. Act
Washington. d. c.
w. B. BROWN. Pass. Agt.. Norfolk. Va
Arizona republican., 1900-09-11
A CASE OF MTsPL AGED CONFIDENCE

divorce Every one of those old spoons has d family pedigree away back out of sight. l expect she could prove some of them came over In the Mayhower if she wanted to. By the way, where did you find the silver truck? l guess you had a hard lime to find i,.' No, said, it was all in d large package on the dinner table waiting for me to take it. 'Whew,' he said, 'Gtd I forget to hide that, too? Good man to leave at home to watch things, ain't I?' But he didn't seem to forget to keep the big revolver he had in pOst,ion ready for action while he was doing his talk ing. Looking me and sort of r5f1ect- ing, like, he said. in kind of joshing' way. You have contributed rather lib erally to the cause this evening, and l feel like being mighty liberal to yon, and I guess I'll let you go. Blythe bye, I represent one of the biggest life insurance companies in the country with ten millions paid up capital stock, and if you ever want to get your life insured, come around to the office some day anG I will give you reduced rates
 Then he Squint'd along the revolver again at me. as if he was tempted to let it go off. and said. you can go. Ia. ta,'
 "I slid Out of the front door without expressing any regrets at leaving him, and in twenty minutes an old man who kept a fence for our prof ssion had me under cover.
 When l had time to reflect I could see this life insurance agent had an eye to business. He knew if ha turned me over % the police he would also have to give up the money he took from me. and that the lawyers would get it all to q frnd me; but if he let me go I wouldn't squeal to claim the money for fear of being convicted, and he would be upwards of $500 ahead. Of course. he cid a good thing for me for he kept me from doing time, an th- experience I gained that night taught me no; t0 do any business with a life insuIanca agent"
Arizona republican., 1900-09-11

collected and published by General Cor bin. They are exactly in line with all that we know from other sources. Nothing can be clearer than that the opinion of the officers of the army. should. upon such question: be of the highest authority, and there has long been no question whatever what that opinion is. The overwhelming testi- mony of the officers in favor of the canteen can be overset only by pretend ing that the officers of the army prefer to command and to be commanded by drunkards, or else that they declare what they do not believe and are infiu- enced by fear or favor in their official rcpOrts upon the subject. MT. Dunn. who is the most conspicuous adydcate of drunkenness in the army under the pretense of prohibition, is not afraid or ashamed to make this false and slzn- derous charge against a class of men whose sense of personal honor is at least as high as that of any other class of American citizens. His venturing to make it is another instance of the eX- tent to which sense and modesty and truth may be overwhelmed by fanati- cism.
 
 ing with him pride themselves in being made insensible to the teachings of req son and experience by what they call principle" The principle is that it is ''sin," albeit q sin of their own in ventiOn. for the government to legal ize, by recognizing, the sale Of intoxi- eating liquors. Their remedy is abso- lute prohibition. regardless of the con- ClnGiUa I,st army does not prohibit Nevertheless. they say, let us proclaim prohibition, ana II we cannot enforce it. let us pre- tend that We can. This policy of hy- pocrisy and false pretenses they main tain to be an illustration of the right eousness which eXalteth a nation, and they are fanatically prepared to stand by it though the effect of it would surely be to promote in the army the drunkenness to which they pretend to i be the only Americans who are sincere | ly opposed. They are even now blas- l phemously organizing an endless | chain of prayer" to prevent the re-elec- | tion of the president because he has l the sense to desire to deal with the | liquor question in the army in the manner certified to him to be the most efficient. and the courage to act upon l the evidence.
 1 If this behavior of the prohibitionists l be not insensate and besOtted fanati- cism, it would be hard to say what is. 1 Luckily the people of this country are | becoming awake to the danger and the evils of such podsnappery. They arc l coming to see that it will not do to in- J trust the legislation of this country | upon any question, to persons of nc l judgment. who are even proud of theil inaccessibility to reason simply upon their own statement that they are not only actuated by good motives, but that they have a monopoly of good motives It is time that this pestilent nonsense l should be snubbed and put down, ono: 1 for all.-New York Times.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-11

Boxer?
 Heap boxer: heap fight" And in deed he was right for he was one of the few Chinese who have prepar l themselves for the inevitable attack of some youth hy taking lessons in the art of self defensc.
 Well. you've got a chance to send another American-hic-to join the great majCrity-hic," said the printer. a. he divested himself of his coat. He made rush at the Chinaman. but the beathen sid stepped. lit out with a good ligh; and the printers form was pied" on the sidewalk.
 He sat up and blinked at the China man suspiciously. Say" he said. do you spell Boxer with-hic--a lower case or cap-hic-'B?
 "Talkee sense; heap jackass; comee fight" yelled the Celestial, exciteily. 'Muchee boxer; heap good; whOopee."
 Well you just pick out a good soft place on he-hic-sidewalk so you'll fall easy"
 Tn bout lasted longer this time bu- the result was tha same only slightly worse. This time 5he Mong1lian landed On him twice in rapid succession. and Cnce more as the disciple of the art preservative was making his way to- ward the sidewalk. When he recovered consciousness the victor had taken his departure. Just then a policeman came along and chased him to another mans beat.-LOs Angeles Times.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-11
A BURGLAR ROBBED
An Encounter With Life Insurance
 Agent.
(By C. J. Dyer.)

"Ycs." said the retired burglar, "our profession has its good times and its bad times. just like other professions. Sometimes a good worker is flush and living on the best there is to be had. and then in a few days lie may be hiding from the detectives without q nickel in his clothes. Every profession al burglar meets, in the course of his business career, incidents which in af- ter years he can To K back to with more or less pleasure. Of course you have heard the old story of how the wife woke her husband up one night and told him there was a burglar in the house. and he warned her to keep still. and if the burglar found anything worth having they would attack him and make him divide. This, I have thought, might possibly have been true. for one time I had just about such an experience. only l had to give up all found in the house, and good money I brought in the house with me.
 "A few years since I found myself Tn Buffalo. N. Y. had returned a few weeks before from the south. where I had been following my profession al some of the health resorts during tn
 
 greenbacks. But playing the races at BuffalO I bet on the wrong horses and woke up one morning without a cent. l made up my mind to start west on d professional trip. Pawning some of my jawelry, I reached Detroit. Mich. and Tn the course of a week or two on small jobs I had done some clever work and was upwards Of $500 ahead. From De- I n Iac I around for a few days while I was get ting the lay of the place and sizing up u few good houses I thought it might pay me to do business with. I fcund one house in particular which I con cluded would pay me well. I watched the house for few nights and saw just one room was lit up during the even ing. and that was a front room in the upper story. I made my visit to the house one night and didn't have the least trouble in entering it; in fact. it seemed as if a window had been left open for my convenience. crawled through a window into a parlOr room. Opening q door which led into a hall. I listened and could hear someone up stairs snoring loudly. The lower part nf the house seemed to be entirely de- serted. and l had no trouble aj all in gathering up a few ValuableS. I found a nice bunch of old solid silverware. Quite a number of the silver pieces were, I judged. keepsakes and souve- nirs. for I noticed, g I wrapped them up in some towels so they wouldn't rattle and would be handy to carry. that some were marked From Mother L. Mary" and others Prom Tom to Mary" and with other names. l al ways like to gather in old fashioned silver. You can always make up your mind it is good stuff and pure as coin. And too. a reward many times of more value than rhe stuff taken, is of fered for the return and no questions asked, of these souvenirs and old fam fly plate. the neg tiations for the re- turn of the plund=r being generally carried on through the help of an honorable lawyer.
 made q pretty good cleanup of the lower part of he house. and after piac- ing my bundles on the lower steps of the stairs. I unlocked the front door
Arizona republican., 1900-09-11

about luck! Just think of t,. A man
 brings money to you at night, and when
 you are hard up. I wanted to go up
 north with Mary. but she thought We
 couldn't afford i.. Mary always did say
 she thought l was the luckios: man in
 the world to catch her, and if ] would
 stay at home this summer and guard
 the house and her silverware while
 she was up in the north woods camping
 out with her women kinfolks and hay
 ing a good time. that l would get my
 reward. Guess I'll take trip. too. up
 there. I can afford il, now, Won't
 Mary be surprised when she sees me
 coming into camp?' Then he laughed
 as if he had a good joke on someone,
 and l commenced to think that 'somc
 one might be me, but l didn't feel like
 joking. Got anything more in your
 clothes?' Not q thing. l said. Sure?
 he queriad. Very sure I said. He
 waited q minute. as if thinking what to
 do, and then he says: T guess I won't
 take any chance of losing anything.
 Take off your coat I did so. Take
 off your vest, and pants, and shoes did so, and stood in my stockings. Now you will find in that clothes clos
 e5 in the corner of the room a light suit If clothes and pair of shoes. opened the door and there was a suit of light crash summer goods which had probably cost about $2.50 two or three years before. Put on those clothes . | he said. Whil l was putting on the light suit I could not help but think he
 was just $4O.O0 more ahead in cash. which I had secreted for an emergency in ;he clothes I had taken off. The clothes are little large, he said. but they look fairly well on you l was
 wondering all this time what he was going ito do with me, and of course I was waiting for a chance to jump him, but he kept his gun down on me and had no alternative but to do just what he told me to d.. After l Was fully dressed In his old suit Of summer clothes he kind of joshed, ma again about making such @ fine appearance, and then he said: Go on down the stairs, slowly I did so, with him just
 back of me with the revolver ready to do business. What are those packa- ges" he asked, when we came to the foot of the stairs where I had lef- the silver, and he turned them over with his foot. and as ;he stuff rolled out he said, Ginger Is Mary's silVerWara. You came near getting away with il, too. Just think of it. And I've been
 so careful about keeping the house locked. How did you get in, anyway
 he asked. Through the op window I said. Gosh, l must have forgotten to
 close that window after Mary left. and
 she told me about it, too, he remarked. Then he thought a minute or two and said: You bet this is narrow escape for me. Why, if you had got away
 with those old silver spoons and other truck 1; would have been cause f5r a
Arizona republican., 1900-09-11
he detective is apt to be puzzled.

the detective is apt to be puzzled.
 A dark cloud. financially speaking. is cne that has no silver lining.
 Five of America's kings-1o-king. smoking. drinking. thinking and talking.
 Tell your secret to your servant and you promote him to the position of master.
 The way to rid a tree of is bark Is to skin it. This iS also applicable to dogs.
 He who takes glass too much al night has time for sober reflection the next morning.
 A woman who probably speaks from experience says a husband who can be led isn't worth leading.
 Return good for evil. If your enemy heaps coals of fire on your head pile chunks of ice on his.
 Although the average girl has q hor- ior of robbers. It's ten to one she isn't aVerse to having kiss stolen occa- slonally.-Chicago News.