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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Portland Market.

Wheat Walla Walla. 51@52c;
Valley, SIC; Bluestem, sac per bushel.
Flour-Best grades, $500; graham,
So. so; superfne, 49, 10 per barrel.
Oats-Choice white, SEC; choice
gray, 33c per bushel.
Barley-Feed barley, $l4@14.50;
brewing, $l6.00@16.5O per ton.
Millstuffs-Bran, $l8 per ton; mid
dlings, $40; shorts, $l5; chop, $l4 per
ton.
Hay-Timothy, $9@ll; clover, $40
7.50; Oregon wild hay, $6@7 per ton.
Butter-Fancy creamery, 30@35c;
seconds, 45c; dairy, 25@S0c;
store, 22H@25c.
Eggs-lSc per dozen.
Cheese-Oregon full cream, 13c;
Young America, lac; new cheese l0c
per pound,
Poultry-Chickens, mixed, $4,000
4.50 per dozen; hens, $500; springs,
50. .50@3.5O; geese, $6.5O@s.00 for old;
$4. 50@6.50; ducks, $6,00@7.00 per
dozen; turkeys, live, l4@l5c per
pound.
Potatoes-40 @65c per sack; sweets,
2@2zc per pouno.
Vegetables-Beets, 81; turnips, roc;
per sack; garlic, &c per pound; cab
bage, ll9o per pound; parsnips, rs;
onions, &c per pound; carrots, SOC.
Hops-2@Sc per pound
Wool-Valley, 12@l3c per pound;
Eastern Oregon, 100 l5ci mohair, 27@
SOC per pound.
Mutton-Gross, best sheep, wethers
and ewes, Sa4c; dressed mutton, ia
7l6c per pound; lambs, $40.
Hogs-Gross, choice heavy, $500;
light and feeders. $780,; dressed,
$5.00@6.50 per 100 pounds.
Beef--Gross, top steers, $4.00@450;
cows, $3.50@4.00; dressed beef, 61a a
7s4o per pound.
yeal--Large, 6ta @7lec; small, SO
s 1sc per pound.
Tallow-5@61ac; No. and grease,
3 y @4c per pound.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

Max Pemberton's serial novel, Fec" I"
will soon be published in book form.
''Toomey and Others" Is volume Of
short stories Of the East Side. By Rob
ert Shackleton. ]
The manuscript of Lorna Doone"
was submitted to eighteen publishing
firms before 1t was finally accepted.
The Black VOLTS Breed" romance
OF the time OF Louis XIV. is By Harris
Dickson, a young Southern writer only
81 years old.
''The Dear Irish Girl" by Katharine
lyman Hinkson, is published by A. G.
McClurg & Co., and is pronounced q
very charming story.
Mr. Anstey has made a play out Of
his really humorous Punch novel, The
Man from Blankley's," and it will soon
be produced in London.
Constance Garnett has made a trans
latlon OF The Jew and Other Stories" I"
by Ivan Turgeneff. This volume COM
pletes this edition Of Turgenefrs nov
els, and contains an Introduction by DR..
Garnett, in which he places the Rus
sian above all other noyelIsts as the su-
preme artist.
William Pett Ridges new novel, "A
Breaker Of Laws" will be published in
this country by the Macmillan Com
pany at once. Many people will remem-
Der this writer's clever work In story
Of the east end of London called "Mord
Emily" He has already written four
or five other novels, among which "a
Clever Wife" and "The Second 0ppor-
tunity Of Mr.. Staplehurst," attracted
some attention. "A Breaker of Laws"
takes its name from the chief character
in the book, cockney burglar.
Apropos of the vogue of the historical
romance, it Is related of ITO Have and
to Hold" Mary Johnston's story of the
jamestown settlement, that 1t had
been followed throughout its career in
the Atlantic to within a month or two
Of Its conclusion by a practical, hard
headed man of business. The practical,
hard-headed man Of business one day
had occasion to call on the publishers
Of the book. He espied the book upon
desk, and though he had come to sell
paper, not to buy books, he refused to
do anything until he had sat down In
an ont of-the.way corner Of the office
and finished the story which had so
seized upon his fancy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
San Francesca Market.

Wool-Spring-Neyada, l4@l6 per
pound; Eastern Oregon, l2@l6c; Val
ley, 20@22c; Northern, l0@l2c.
Hops-ls99 crop, Hobo per
pound,
Butter-Fancy creamery l7@17 &c;
do seconds, l6@l6lsc; fancy dairy,
Ice; do seconds, 14@15c per pound.
Eggs-Store, l5ci fancy ranch,
lie.
Millstuffs - Middlings, $l7.00 a
90 90; bran, $la.50@1S.5O.
Hay-Wheat $6. 50@ s.50; wheat and
oat $6,00@9,00; best barley $1,000
700; alfalfa, $5.0O@6.5O per ton;
straw, 400 40c per bale.
Potatoes--Early Rose. coo 65c; Ore.
gon Burbanks, zoe @$l 90; river Bur.
banks, 40@75c; Salinas Burbanks,
s0c@ LILO per sack.
Citrus Fruit-Oranges, Valencia,
S2.76@s,s5i Mexican lines, $4,000
500; California lemons 75c@$l. so;
do choice Sl.75@2.00 per box.
Tropical Fruits-Bananas $l.50@
900 per bunch; pineapples, nom-
inal; Persian dates, 6@6lsc per
pound.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

next to consumption-malaria- will be
at the mercy of science. If they die,
the government will pay the funeral
expenses and the theory about malaria
will be upset.
The theory relative to malaria is that
it is caused by a special kind of
mosquito. This mosquito abounds in
the campagna, lying seven miles out
side of Rome, and the condition Of that
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
TROUBLES or POOR 10.

This Indian Says John d. Rockefeller
Wants His Land.
Waw-aleep-eshee-ka, the Delaware
chief, who is at war with John D.
Rockefeller, declares that If there ever
was time when citizenship was de-
sirable the time has passed. He does
not wish to be citizen of community
which pays rent to foreign landlords
and receives wages from foreign task
masters. He says that his tribe has
been moved again and again by the
greed of the white man, and will move
no more. He is wealthy and educated.
and is willing to use all his money and
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Insurance Rate Less.

Representatives Of the Pacific Board
Of Underwriters have finally lowered
the rate Of insurance on all business
property in The Dalles, Or. This in
cludes the larger portion Of the build
ings below the bluff, and the rates in
some cases were lowered much more
than the citizens had reason TO expect.
This action on the part Of the insurance
companies is taken as result OF the
increased facilities for fighting fire here
above the other cities Of the class in
the Northwest. A perfect fire alarm
system is now in order, and the recent
chemical enigne and hook and ladder
tests have proved very satisfactory.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
cRoNJe's SURRENDER.
British Writers Graphic Description
of That Dramatic Event.

British Writers Graphic Description
of That Dramatic Event.
One of the most dramatic events of
the war in South Africa was the sur
render Of the brave Boer leader. Gen.
Cronje. who for nearly ten days held at
bay the vastly superior army of Great
Britain, while be and his followers
were cooped up in the bed of the Mod
der River, near Paardeburg.
Describing the surrender and the ar
rival OF Cronje in the British camp a
British correspondent says:
Presently a body of horsemen came
past the hospital tents into the camp.
Maj. Gen. Prettyman was one of the
leading horsemen. By his side great
heavy bundle OF a man was mounted
on a wretched little gray Boer pony.
And this was the terrible Cronje! Was
1t possible that this was the man who
had held back the British army at
Magersfontein? Great square should
ers, from which the heavy head was
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

20 naked for the first two or three
wears OF their life. and the attire OF the
adults is rather scaut. The Govern
ment is liberal with concessions IN or
der to encourage the development OF
the country's resources out there -
no general rule governing the granting
Of privileges: II all depends on how
good a bargain may be driven Inc
climate is very salubrious, and lazlness
is about the only prevailing disease.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01


brains to prevent the Standard Oil
magnate from grabbing the 300 square
miles in the Indian Territory, where
oil Is smelled by the keen-scented
monopolist. He has engaged Walter
S. Logan and Harx e, Hardy, of New
York, to lay his case before the United
States Court of Claims, but has little
hope of justice. He says the white
man has never kept faith with the In
dians since William Penn's treaty in
1852, and probably never will. Waw-
aleep-eshee-ka is known to civilization
as Richard G. Adams. and he has writ
tena book, which he calls "A Delaware
Indian Legend and the Story of Their
Troubles"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
COAST NEWS
Of Interest in the Growing
Western States.
Rutehsrsd ssren Mhale,.


w. G. King, OF Sand Lake. writes to
the TiIlamook, Or, Headlight, the fol-
lowing story Of the killing OF seven
stranded whales
On May 10. as o. X. Chamberlain
was walking along the beach, he dis
covered some black objects in the edge
Of the water, and upon approaching
nearer he discovered that they were
whales, which had become stranded
from some cause on other. There we're
seven OF them, and they were making
tremendous effort to get back into deep
water, without avail. The tide was
leaving them. They would open their
mouths and draw in about barrel OF
water and then squirt it through the
hole in the top Of their head 20 feet
into the air, and lying sometimes on
their sides it was like getting in the
cross-fire OF a hose company. Mr.
Chamberlain made tracks for home 70
get hie gun and a butcher knife 70
carve them up. On his return he
turned loose with his gun to kill them,
but after wasting few shots he saw
that ne could not kill them in that
way, 20 he sailed into them with his
butcher knife, and stuck them as you
would hog. That did the work, and
he soon had seven whales strung on tie
beach that we're from eight to IS feet
long.
lie at once commenced to strip the
blubber from the outside Of the body
and inside the head. The fat was cut
into six-inch strips and thrown across
q horses back and taken home and rem
dered ont, which will amount TO several
barrels. 1t has a market value, and
Mr.. Chamberlain will likely realize
considerable from it.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
A Great Glacier

The largest glacier in Europe is the
Josledalsbroe, in Norway. With its
numerous ramifcations it covers an
area of $50 square miles. This enor.
nous field of ice sends its branches
down the valleys in all directions. often
coming into close proximity to the corn.
fields. One of the most accessible of
its branches is the Brigsdalbroe. From
distance its effect is extremely grand
surrounded as it is with dark bare
mountains, fringed with birch trees
perfect setting for the mighty mass
of snow and ice.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

Ida-When the hero saw h.
he climbed to the edge of the ,
Glove the air.
May-My fellow has a less !,
Of doing 1t.
Ida-Doing what, dear?
May-Why, when he wants
the air he goes out between n
Chicago News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Some Other Kind Prefer,

"Your system is generally run
said DIR. Kanard, the eminent
ist, "but / think l can promls,
IN a short time, If you follow d,
Would you prefer a home tres
Il think not" responded Mr.,
invcluntarily lowering his vOc
its my home treatment, l an
that really ails me. Chicago
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
A Prize Thn,,uht

A teacher of music in one of thi
lie schools of the South desired
press the pupils with the mean
the signs, #" and IF" in a song
were about to sing. After expli
that If" meant forte, he said;
children, if IF" means forte wha'
If mean"
Silence reigned for a moment
then he was astonished to hear a.
little fellow shout:
"Eighty!'-New Lippincott.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Quarantine at Ashland.

George II. McGeer, NJ. d., acting
assistant surgeon OF the United States
marine hospital service, has been
ordered from San Francisco to Ash
land by the quarantine service, to in.
spect all Chinese and japanese passen-
gers OF the Southern Pacific passenger
trains coming into Oregon from Cali
iornia, and see that they have certifi-
Gates showing taean to have been ex-
empt nom the contagion OF the bubonic
plague before entering Oregon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

In bunch of beef cattle delivered
in Arlington, Or, by Joseph Frizzell,
there were three steers that weighed
5000 pounds. An Eastern buyer who
saw them said he had never seen finer
steers in the Chicago market. The
steers were photographed in Arlington,
and before an hour 40 copies OF the
pictures were ordered. They were
grade Herefords OF the Danneman
stock.
The season at the United States fish
commission station, at Baker lake,
Wash, situated at the headwaters OF
branch of Skagit river, is practically at
close. 1t is estimated that upward
OF 90 per cent OF the salmon taken pro.
duced young fry and that more than
l0,500,000 healthy young salmon, OF
the sockeye or blueback variety, were
liberated as result of the work at the
station.
The Belgian hare craze has struck
Baker City, Or. says the Democrat.
Bella Kadish and Moses Fuchs have
gone into the business on limited
scale, with the chances OF enlarging
their business into ponderous propor-
tions off small capital. Messrs. Kad-
ish and Fuchs received a day or so go
two does from rabbitry in California,
and the pedigrees attached to them
would make Pefcheron stallion
ashamed OF himself.
Work is progressing nicely ON the
water works at North Bend, Coos coun.
ty, Or. Water is being brought from
Pony slough and reservoir OF 100, 900
gallons capacity will be constructed
on the hill back OF town. From this
reservoir water will be carried in
pipes TO every residence in the place
aud will have pressure OF 55 pounds
TO the inch.
The Grants Pass, Or. New Water,
Light & Power Company is erecting on
the west side OF their power house
binding for the making OF ice. This
plant will be supplied with the latest
improved horizontal compressors, with
capacity of making six tons of ice
day. The company is also making
arrangements to operate an irrigation
nitch this summer, that will carry 500
inches of water in an open ditch, to
irrigate many hundred acres of land
below the power house.
The Touring mills at Chelan Falls,
Wash. is now running night and day
to keep up with orders. The greatest
difficulty is transportation up the river.
All three steamboats, are now loaded
TO their fullest capacity every trip, and
still freight is piling up at Wenatchee.
The Inland Telephone & Telegraph
Company, OF Spokane, Wash, will be.
gin work in few days ON new line
from Coulee City. in Grand Coulee. to
Waterville. Douglas county, in the Big
Bend country. This new line will be
ib miles long.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
valuable onyx Mine.

Spokane, May 60. NJ. Rosendale,
mining engineer of Portland, tells OF
the onyx quarry, about 90 miles north
OF here, In Stevens county. Two steam
drills and saw mill are at work min
ing and cutting the onyx, which is the
finest OF its kind In this country. 1t
takes high polish and the colors are
rich green and black. The deposit is
about 800 by 1000 feet and the saw
mill is fitted with huge gang saws Tor
cutting the mineral slabs. This Stew
ems county onyx will rival that OF the
old world.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

An old family darky was
hauled over the Goals for scratch
portrait of his past master with
whisk broom.
Marcus" said one of the fam
verely, what ever prompted you
that mischief?"
Pardon me, sah," responded
fender, "Ah jes cudn't help 1t,
All caught sight OBJ all dot dust
marse's coat, All jes had to rush
brush it off. All felt as dough OIL
wud rap me wild his cane If AID
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
His Last Reoras.

The Captain-There is no bona, vo
are lost. 1t is now half-past 2; within
an hour we will be at the bottom of the
Rathkopfsky-Couldn' you mono.o
~ sinR her by dree O'CLOCK, captainY I
owe Rosenberg here a hundredt dol
iars on a note dot falls due at haIf-nast
uree to-day undt if de ship goes down
pelore y dot time, it let's me out of pay.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

Coroner-Why are you so positive the
deceased was accidentally killed? Per
haps it was case Of suicide.
Col. Bourbon-Youh seem to fohget,
sab, that a quaht bottle full Of liquor
full, repeat. sah-was found In his
overcoat pocket sab.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Unappreciated LiberaIitv.

Mr. White-Mis' Jackson, All paid ton
dollahs fob dis here ring.
Miss Jacksonville am vehy cute Mis-.
tah White, but why didn't yoh git one
Cd dem kind dat Gums in a popcobp
package! Yoh know how All lubs non.
cohn. p0p
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Not as 1t Shnn1ap.

Inc Parson-Learn to be content NV
good man. The little mouths are never
sent without food to feed them.
The Laborer father of ten)-Ab mar.
son, but the mouths are sent to NV
home and the food to yours.-Chicago
News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Uncompronising.

Small boy-Wanter buy dog, mis-
ter?
Mr.. Dignefide-Not that kind of dog.
Why. he looks as If he had fieas!
Small boyle has got 'em, but yer
got ter Civ dat dog credit fer wun ting.
Mr.. Dignefde-And what's that?
Small boyle don't like 'em.-Ohio
State Journal
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Breath and Brush Ac,

"Can you give a first-class poll
pair of shoes"
"Shud say so, boss. Why, vi
polish a ge'man's shoes de lade
down at his feet to see If deb
on straight"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Ahnnf the Size of Il

Little Willie-Say, pa, when
fails In business what is meant
liabilities?
Pa-The sum for which his cr
get left, my son.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
A Change of Scene

"Why is that Filipino runnIp
precipitate fashion," asked III,
"Oh," answered the native
"he's merely travelling for bin
Washington Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Haunted.

Ida-I am afraid of this old
They say skeletons hold high cad
In the next room.
May-But how can they get lni
Ida-They might use skeleton
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
In the Churcb r.,

"Why can't you be obllsl",
the facetious music rack. y
play when they're tolled. ca,
US a tune"
NO" grumbled the organ
diapason, "I'll be blowed !,
Philadelphia Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
The One Thing Needful.

Fair Customer-This cook book ap-
pears to be all right, with one excep-
ton.
Bookseller-Pray, what is that, mad
am?
Fair Customer-It has no pictures in
it."
Bookseller-Of course not madam.
One seldom sees a cook book with illus
trations.
Fair Customer-But what's the use of
telling us how to serve a dinner with
out plates?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Over the Limit.

"Your greatest enemy is whisky"
said me parson TO an incorrigible mem
Der Of his flock.
But" said the wayward one, you
have always told us to love our enc
mics"
YES" answered the good man, "but
not to swallow them"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
A Tribute.

81 want to stop in front Of /
dow" said Mr.. Blykins.
"Why, it's full Of milllne,
claimed his wife. Il didn't /,
admired such things"
II not only admire; | marvel
off my hat to genius, and til
who can get $40 apiece for
punches of odds and ends m
are qualified to give lessons to
leon of finance. ."-Washington
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
GernlH.

doctor, wonder If I'm not getting
old?"
"Qulte possibly. The bacillus of old
age is very prevalent this spring.
Detroit Journal
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Willing to Oblige.

She-Ah, how nice it must be \
famous. How l wish l had a nal
He Gnterrupting)-Permit me N
you mine.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

Husband-Why do you p
wearing shoes that pinch your
Wife-0h, | never could feel !
able in a comfortable shoe.-LI
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

\ woman can make mental inyen.
tory of another woman's attire in half
minute-but she usually wastes a
whole afternoon in telling her nlegh-
bors the details.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Change the StyIe.

Mother-Look out you don't
stitch while you are knitting
stockings.
Daughter-Well, If l do the
drop-stitch stockings.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

Look" said little Bessie, who had
never before seen mule used for onr
thing but hauling.
What is it, my dear?D
"A man riding horseback on a mulo ,,
-Plttsburg Chronicle-Telegraph
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Two of a Kind.

Hix-What would you think of man
who divulged secret intrusted to him?
Dix-Well, should think he was on
an equal footing with the man who in
trusted it to him.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
A nisastrnns Smash.

81 understand it's a very disastrous
smash"
''Yes, there isn't enough to pay the
receivers divyy."-Philadelph.a North
American,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
ON HIS DIGNITY.

Mr.. Williams Has Notice that He Is Be-
meath Editorial Notice.
Just after we went to press last week.
and while on our way to Abraham
Whites grocery, we met Dan Williams,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Very Similar,

: "A good woman" said the lecturer
fs like pure gold"
Ihats right" interrupted a face
uous man in the rear. Money talks .
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
About the Size of II.

Money" said the political orator, sis
3 great lever, and"
That's right mister" interrupted
man In. the gallery, its such a great
leaver that most of us can't keep it,"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Two schools of veretarian.

There are two schools Of vegetarians.
One favors vegetable food which grows
below the earth's surface, and the 9TH
er fayors that which grows above.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Not the Place.

Cholly-I think in me heawt--
Daisy-Why, Cholly, you mus
freak. Every one else thinks b
head.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
eleiRht of Hand.
The Point of View.

Biggs-Figgs has the clearest head Of
any man l know.
Diggs-That's right; there is asbo-
lately nothing in it.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
Unmasked,

He-Who is that ugly old woman over
there by the piano?
She-Oh, that's Nine. Cosmetique, the
famous beauty specialist.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
on straight" "
The Domestic Skeleton

Herr Mercer, what is then
from the seat of war?"
"Sir, l object to hearing any ALI
to my family affairsw-Der ID
Der.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
A Natural Question.

Four-year-old Harry, noticing that
the clock had stopped, asked his father
a question that has puzzled some older
folk:
Papa, when the clock stops does
time stop"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
10 WIPE ouT MALARIA

Two Englishmeu TO Experiment-Aner
Lives Possible Penalty
Two Englishmen, DR.. Sambon and Dr.
Lowe, of London, are to make an inter
esting experiment and take their lives
in their hands for the sake Of human
ity. These two men are TO go to the
Roman campagna. the deadliest place
In the world. with instructions to stay
there all summer ana see II 1t Kills
them. II they return home unharmed'
then the worlds most fatal disease
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

The average man appreciates his
wife's temper so much that be doesn't
like to have her lose it.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01

Charming Hostess Which do you
consider the prettiest picture in this
room?
Visitor-The one can see now in the
mirror before which you are sitting,-
Heggendorfer Blaetter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1900-06-01
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