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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
A NEW REPUBLIC.
1t Came into Being Only to Be Conquered
by Bolivia.

New York, Nov. 30.-A special to the
Times from Washington says: The an
of the existence OF a new
republic in South America, and the
news of it's extinction came almost sim
ultaneously The republic of Bolivia has
conquered the country, and wiped out
its short lived government. This state
ment was made by the Bolivian minis
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

Letter heads, note heads, envelopes.
bill heads, statements. ETC.. in best pos.
sible style and at lowest possible prices
at the New Mexican printing ONCE.
Call, see samples Of first-class work
and leave your order.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30
seyeral Naval Promotions.

Washington, D. G., Nov. .3o.-The
death of Admiral McNair will bring
about number Of promotions in the
navy, the more important being Captain
John j. Read to the rank OF rear ad-
miral; Commander VIM. I. Burwell to
the rank of captain, Lieutenant Com
mander j. A. II. Nickels to the rank of
cnnn IN q pdar
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-11-30

Tesuque apples one cent per pound
while they last, at A. Walker & Co.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28
HIGH-PRICED GRAMMAR.

Whenever discussion RACES as to
whether ''got" or "gotten" is the
better word, college professor, quo
ted by the Buffalo Commercial, al
ways says that he prefers to use "got-
ten''-except in telegraph messages.
We do not share his preference, but
that fact does not spoil his story.
1t appears that during the grand
opera season the professor, being de-
tanned some miles from home, tele-
graphed his wife: II have gotten
tickets for the opera tonight; meet
me there" The telegraph operator,
unfortunately, was not an accomplish
ed grammarian. 'I have got ten
tickets" was his rendering of the
message.
Of course, Mrs. Professor was de-
lighted with such an opportunity to
entertain her friends, and she hasten
ed to make up a party of eight persons
besides herself-whose greetings to
the professor were perhaps more cor
dial than his feelings, until the situa-
ton was explained.
But the professor admits that he
was rightly punished. Had he neg
1ected to be pedantic, and said sim
ply: ''I have tickets" the misun-
derstanding could never have oc-
Cured
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28
NO BUTLER FOR HIN.

There is a wealthy but very hard
headed citizen of Detroit who has no
hesitancy in telling this story on him.
self:
"If there's anything on this earth
that grinds me it is to plunge into the
social swim. I'd far rather plunge
into an ice cold bath. One of these
here steel pen coats makes me want
to go out and hide in the hayloft,
and standing collar puts me into a
crouch for a week after I've worn it.
"But you know how women are.
They'll stand right by you when liv-
ing is up hill work, skimp, hustle
and save, but once they get money
they want a v-fer-it, and -tlae-hiS-
ger the show the better. Things
sorter come my way in tine, and I
cleaned up neat little pile. I just
grinned at carriages, horses, coach
man ,alot of servants a smoking round
the house, receptions, theater parties
and all that sort Of thing.
Oul WuCu luCy luuS III SCAu1hC
butler on me had warm conversa-
ton with mamma and the girls. It
didn't do mite of good. They talk
ed me clean off me feet, and the but
Ter came. 1 could have got away
passably with the President of the
United State, but that feller, stiff
backed, high headed, looking superb
orlike and never smiling less it was
to stab you, riled me awful. One day
while sitting in the library 1 heard
him tell one of the maids he was go
ing to resign. What for?' she ask
ed. The last lady as called took me
for the barbarian-that's me-
"For years 1 dealt with raftsmen
and lumbermen. paid his bills for
six weeks in the hospital, and his
wages too. We KEEP no butler. -
Detroit Free PeSs.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28

One of the most remarkable social
developments of these latter days is
the evolution of the mature heroine
of romance. Formerly this post was
allotted to the young girl or the
young married woman. In those
times, moreover, the adjective of
youth would not have been applied
to the maiden who had passed her
twenty-ffth year, and only in the spir-
it of the grossest fattery to the ma
tron who had seen her three decades.
Now the expression young" is pure
ly relative. The period of middle
age has been entirely abolished.
Where almost everybody is younger
than somebody else, it is only the few
who are proud of their extreme anti
guilty who can be regarded with any
degree of certainty as old. At thirty
the girl of today no longer retires on
the shelf as a failure to pass the rest
of her life in the humiliating position
of the maiden aunt, who devotes her.
self to the children or revenges her
self on the poor. She is merely pre-
pairing to start on a new phase of life
with more definite plan and clear
er vision. Very often she marries
and begins afresh at forty. Some
times she has been known to be SO
greatly daring as so enter on matri-
mony for the first time when she has
passed her fftieth year. For the ma
tron the range is even more extend
ed. At thirty she is quite a young
thing, gay, frivolous, skittish, to
whom society and Irritation are the
chief objects in life. Ten years more
bring her to her prime. 1t is the
period of fascination, or adventure, or
impulse. The woman of forty is
capable of anything. She is the OBJ
ject of the widest plans, the center of
the most daring romance. At fifty
she is probably marrying for the Sec
ond time. Threescore will find her
approaching the altar for her third
wedding, and if she lives long enough.
she may even reappear at later date
to bring her record up to four
London Woyld.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28
APRIL.
The Return Of the Swallows from Florida.

< ALTERED AND ADAPTED FROM EDMUND WILL
LIAM GOSsE, OF ENGLAND.
"Out in the meadows the young grass springs,
Shivering with Gap," said the larks, land we
Shoot into air with our strong, young wings,
Spirally up over level and lea;
Come, o swallows, and fly with us,
Now that horizons are luminous!
Evening and morning the world of light
Spreading and kindling Is infinite?
Far away, by the sea in the South,
The hills of orange and slopes of fern
Whiten and glow in the SUMS long drought,
And all the swallows were gathered there
Fitting about in the fragrant air,
And heard no sound from the larkS, but flew
Flashing under the binding blue.
Out Of the depths of their soft rich throats
Languidly 1uted the thrushes. and said
"Musical thought in the mid air floats.
Spring is coming and winter is dead!
Come. o swallows, and stir the air!
For the buds are all bursting unaware.
And the dropping caves, and the elm trees, long
To hear the sound of your low sweet song"
Over the roofs of Saint Augustine,
ltsd lH sandSTng J the bright bazaar
The call Of the thrush from far. from far;
Sighed the thrushes-then all at once
Broke out singing the old sweet tones,
Singing the bridal of sap and shoot,
The trees slow life between root and fruit.
But when the dingles Of April flowers
Shine with the earliest dafodils,
When before sunrise, the cold clear hours
Clean with q promise that dawn fulfils,
Deep in the LEAKAGE the cuckoo cried,
Perched on q spray by rivulet side,
Swallows, swallows, come back again
To swoop and herald the April rain ]"
And something awoke in the slumbering heart
OF fthe alien birds in their Florida air.
And they paused and alighted, and twittered
apart
And met in the broad white dreamy square;
And the sad dark woman, who lifted up
From the fountain her broad Tipped earthen cup
Said to herself with weary sigh,-
Tomorrow the swallows will northward fly y
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28
AN ESSAY ON "WOMAN."

The following unique essay on wo-
man, clipped from the columns of an
exchange says: "Woman is a per-
petual paradox, chronic conundrum
without an answer, or unknown
quantity possessed of unexpected pos
sibilities, perennial prize package of
peculiar potentialities, a conventicle
of characteristic contradictions and an
amaranthine aggregation of other at
tributes which are not alliterative.
"She is mans greatest earthly
blessing, and the cause of most of his
misery. She is his chief inspiration
to the achievement of all that is good,
grand and glorious in this world, and
at the same time labor saving device
to help him make a fool of himself.
She soothes his tired nerves with the
COO of her gentle voice. but she al
ways has the last word In every con-
troversy with him-and, incidentally,
about 81 per cent. of the preceding
conversation. She brings him into
the world, and in few years later
talks him to death.
"Most of mans trouble is caused
by woman, but so deftly does she pile
the load on him that whenever his
burden of trouble is lifted he wanders
uneasily about hunting for more
otherwise, there would be very few
second wives. She will cheerfu1ly go
to the stake for the truths sake, and
lie about her age without ever being
asked.
"She will grow weary of an indul-
gent husband, will cleave unto death
to the man who beats her regularly.
She will break her heart because
man does what she don't want him to,
and love him all the better for so
doing.
"She scorns all advice in the selec-
ton of a husband, but takes two
other women to help her pick out a
hat. The less actual comfort to be
obtained from thing, the more en-
joyment woman gets out of its pos
session. At 16 she is young wo-
man at IS, if still unmarried, she is
girl. She will face the grim spectre
of death without a tremor, and swoon
at the sight of a mouse. The only
time she ever does what you expect
her to do is when you expect her to
do just what you don't expect her to
do. The sole reason why she does
anything is simply because she don't
know why she does it. She jumps at
conclusions and always lands on them
squarely, for the simple reason that
when the conclusion skips to one side,
thinking to avoid her, it gets exactly
in her way. She is the dearest thing
in all the world, and the most aggra-
waiting. She is as she is, and that's
all there is to do about it. The only
man VINO ever fully understands a
woman is the man who understands
that he dom t understand her, and has
got sense enough to let it go at that"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28
ESTABLISHED 1850.
FOUND BUT ONCE IN A WHILE.

1t is easy enough to be pleasant
When life flows by like song,
But the man worth while is the one who will
smile
When everything goes wrong.
For the test of the heart is trouble,
And it always comes with the years,
And the smile that is worth the praises of earth
Is the smile that shines through tears.
1t is easy enough to be prudent
When nothing tempts you to stray,
When without or within no voice of sin
Is Turing your soul away.
But it's only negative virtue,
Until ii is tried by fire,
And the life that is worth the honor of earth
Is the one that resists desire.
By the cynics. the sad, the fallen,
Who had no strength for the strife,
The worlds Highway is numbered today
They make up the items of life.
But the virtue that conquorS passion,
And the sorrow that hides in a smile
1t is these that are worth the homage of earth,
For we find them but once in a while.
y. r. Cooper.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28
PAS LETTERS.

I've just been a-reading some letters of pas
That he wrote to ma, when he was young,
And-well, l won't call him the name I've In
mind,
Though it's right on the end of my tongue.
But If ever hear him say "twaddle" again
When ma tootsy oots with the kid,
I'll quote TO him some of the porridRe he wrote
When he couldn't have known what he did.
There's taffy enough of the fol-de-rol kind
On every page have read
To make any sensible jury decide
That he must have been out of his head.
And If ma read 'em all. I'll bet my new hat
It was pity that prompted her whim
To take him. and keep him from running at large
Till she made new man out of him.
mind being out in q squall on tug,
remember my early cigars;
But these never made me 80 weary of life
AS when reading those letters Of pas.
And If ever I'm gone on girl, and my pen
Some consequent letters has sired,
No matter how fired with love, I'll ne'er wed
Till I've seen that these letters are fired.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28
THE GIRL WITH THE BEAUTIFUL MOTHER.

Few disadvantages handicap girl
more completely than that of having
a beautiful and charming mother.
This, of course, from a strictly per-
sona1 standpoint. In the first place,
it sets a higher standard than the
girl would otherwise be forced to try
to live up to, not to say look up to,
says the Wew York Evening San
and in the second place, such is the
longevity of woman's charm, that
however passably pretty and pleasing
the girl may be on her own account,
she will, according to all verdicts of
her mothers contemporaries, forever
fall far short of "what her mother
was" That she must be always
compared with this memory of a past
standard is not regarded as unfair, as
it manifestly is, but simply as her
natural heritage. Then, when it's a
case of mother and daughter, people
are so dreadfully outspoken in their
comparisons. Right to her face will
they tell girl: "Oh, yes, but she
will never come up to her mother"
or, "She's not what her mother was
at her age" or "Ah," significantly,
"but 1 remember her mother" /"
Everything that she does, says, or,
alas that others say or do relative to
her, is compared with what her moth
er used to say and do, and what others
said and did relative to her mother.
"Really, half my pleasure and pride
in my good looking mother is spoil
ed" said girl, "by the way people
have Of gauging me by her. It's
fatal to any girls success. Unlucki-
ly for me, my mother was belle as
we'll as a beauty. Now, I hatter my
self I have pretty good time, as girls
go, but what credit do 1 get for it?
Let me be ever so popular, my grand
mother or aunts have cheerful way
of taking the wind out Of my sails
with an 'Ah, Clara, if you could have
known your mother at you age. She,
you must remember, had twenty-five
proposals r"
WHY DID the young minister
1oox,a co cf,ddo,1x, ~
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28

THE CHILD who complains that the
nursery carpet hurts its feet is the one
most anxious to go barefooted when
summer comes.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28

MRS. BLINKERs = What ! Going
away Why?
Servant-Yes, mum when l came
yesterday you gave me the keys to
your trunks and drawers and chests
and jewel boxes to keep for you.
Mrs. Blinkers--Yes, 1 did that to
show that l trusted you. What is
the matter?
Servant-There don't one of 'em
6t
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28

THE Boss-So you want job, do
you? What can you do?
Applicant-Nothing in particular
but, then, work is not SO much an
object as good wages.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28

SOME peoples whole idea of adj
ministering consolation is to say
things might be great deal worse.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28

CHARITY begins at home, but it
doesn't end there.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28

WHAT A woman calls dream of a
bonnet looks like perfect nightmare
to man.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28

"WHY DID the young minister
leave so suddenly"
"The Maiden Ladies Home Mis-
sionary Society took up the task of
finding him suitable wife"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28

STUDENT-"How is it that I al
ways take cold in my head?"
Doctor-"Well, it is well-known
principle, sir, that cold is most like
ly to strike in the weakest part.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28
A POLITICAL PREDICAMEET.

"Bill, how air you going to vote
this year?"
1.-THE Lord only knows" was the
gloomy reply. II am all mixed up
bout it. You see. Moll's dad is out
for Sheriff, and if 1 don't vote for
him he'll kick my claim out O court,
and eff do vote fer him they'll turn
me out O church, cause he's on the
wet ticket. sides that, his wife is a
Prohibitioner. an she swears she II
never give Molly to a feller what
votes whisky in. I'm 'twixt the
devil an the deep sea, an I can't
swim a lick l''
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1900-04-28

"IN YOUR little family arguments
do you ever succeed in convincing
your wife that she is wrong?"
eyes; but l always deeply regret
having done SO"
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-01-03

This Company reserves the right to
make changes IN the time of departure and,
arrival OF its Steamers without notice and
1t will not be responsible for any conx
quences arising therefrom.
Consignees must be at the Landings ia
receive their freight; this Company will
not hold itself responsible for freight afteu
1t has been landed. 49,
x Live stock received only at owners risk.
This Company will not be responsible 10
Money or Valuables of passengers unlee
placed in the care OF Puraers.
E0- Passengers are requested to pury
chase Tickets before embarkinp. T6bs !
failing to do SO will be subie II to an adTij,l
tional charge of twenty-five / er cent.
The Company will not be liable for Io.ssI
OF, nor injury to, nor delay in the deliyeryI
Of baggage or personal effects OF the passel1 1
Rcr oeyond the amount of i0O0n, uniess|
sne Yalue OF 9 same be DC ilared, at ct'
before the issue of the ticket and fraiobt
is paid thereon. s'41'f
Al employees of the Company are for.
hidden to receive freight without deliyer.
ing shipping receipt therefor in the form
prescribed by the Company and who's
may be seen by shippers upon applieatio,,
to the pursers of the Company Steamert,,
Shippers are notifed that If freight "a
shipped without such receipt. ii viii be
solely at the risk of the shipper. n,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-01-03

Kentucby's famous Jesse Moore
Whiskey. unequalled for it's purity
and excellence. On sale at any OF
the saloons and at Lovejoy & Co.,
distributing agents for the Hawaiian
Islands.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-01-03

resolution of the Diocesan Synod is
perfectly consistent with the true po-
sition of the Anglican Church in Ha-
waii. The conservation of bishop for
the Hawaiian Islands made those ISL
ands the sphere within which the bish-
op so consecrated exercises jurisdic-
ton. Within those limits the jurisdic-
tion committed to the Bishop of Ho-
nolulu is precisely similar to the juris-
diction committed to every bishop in
the United States within the limits of
their respective dioceses.
That the Diocese of Honolulu never
was diocese of the Church of England
is clear from this-that the first work
of the first bishop was to create
church organization which held prop
erty not as the Church of England, but
under an entirely new title-"The Re-
formed Catholic Church" This was
afterwards changed to the present
name, 'The Anglican Church in Ha-
wall" The relationship of this church
both to the Church of England and to
the church in America is made per-
fectly clear by the declaration, which
not only the gynodsmen but the elect
ors sign before they can vote:
"I do declare that am member of
the Anglican Church in the Diocese of
Honolulu in union and in full commune
ion with the Church of England and
her daughter churches throughout the
world, and that belong to no other
religious body"
| A church in union and full commun-
| ion with other churches cannot be sub
iect to the control of any of them, or
be in other than an independent posi-
tion, until it is brought into provin-
cial system.
BISHOP PoTrER's VISIT.
After the newspaper account Of Bish-
op Potters visit, and how he was sup
posed to havL spent q day and half,
what we have to relate will seem very
dull and uninteresting. The Gaelic
came into port quite early on October
81. The Bishop of New York, who was
accompanied by the Rev. Percy Stick
ney Grant, first paid visit to the
Museum, and then drove to Iolani Col
lege and called on Bishop Willis. Be-
yond what appeared in the papers the
Bishop of Honolulu had had no pre-
Svious intimation of this visit, and SO
was not prepared to present to the Of
fetal representative of the Committee
on Increased Responsibilities appoint
ed by the General Convention a digest
of the responsibilities attss ching TO the
| Anglican Church in Hawaii. The visit
was far too brief, lasting less than
an hour, for a full discussion of impor-
tant questions. The attention of Bish-
op Potter was called to the terms on
which the property of the Anglican
Church in Hawaii was held, which
presented a phase of the situation
which he had not previously consid-
ered The visit closed by his formally
inviting Bishop Willis to attend the
next General Convention, which will
assemble in San Francisco in 1901. II
must not be omitted that at subse-
quent interview on board the Gaelic
shortly before the hour of sailing
Bishop Potter approved the draft oi
a resolution touching the See of Ho-
nolulu in the form in which it was aft
erwards adopted by the Diocesan
Synod.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-01-03
DRAW ExoaAnex ON

DRAW ExdHAEex on A
SAN FRANOISCO-Th Nevada National
Bank Of Ban Francisco.
LONEloN N-The Union Bank Of Londop,
wv It'd.
NJ III YoRK,--American Exchange Ma
)nal Bank.
g 8-oAGo-- Merchants National Bank.
RIs--Credit Lyonnais.
tERL1N--D Dresdner Bank attaI. .Flfitf
HONG KONG AND YOKOHAMA,-Hons
Kong & Shanghai Banking Corporation
NEW ZEALAND AND AUETRALIA-
Bank of New Zealand.
VICTORIA AND 'VANC0UYER--Ba
OF British North America.
Transact a General Banking ai,d E1ohars
80 't Business.
Deposits Received. Loans made on 40
proved Security. Commercial and Trsvel-
srs Credit Issued. Bills O. Exchange
bought and sold.
Collections Promptly Accounted scF
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-01-03
Steamship q
IHalHFHR'
TIME TABLE.
Stnar. KINAU,
FREEMAN, Master.
MoLoKAI, MAUI. HAWAII
NOTIOE-CHANGE IN SAILING OF
STEAMER KINAU.
MoLoKAI, MAUI. HAWAII.

On and after Tuesday, Nov. 6, the steam
er Kinau will sail from Honolulu on Tues.
days at IL noon, for Kaunakakai, Laha-
ina, Maalaea Bay, Kihei, Makena, Ma
hukona, Kawaihae. Laupahoehoe and
Hilo
Returning will sail from Hilo every Fri
days at p. m. for above named ports,
arriving at Honolulu on Saturdays.
Passengers and freight will be taken for
Makena, Mahukona. Kawaihae, Hilo, Ha-
kalau, Honomu, Papaikou and Pepeekeo.
Passengers and Packages Only will be
taken for Kaunakakai, Lahaina Maalaea
Bay, Kihei and Laupahoehoe.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-01-03
Stnr. CLAUDINE
CAMERON. Master.
MAUI.

Will leave Honolulu every Tuesdays at s
P. II touching at Lahaina, Kahului, Ma
hiku Hama, Hamoa and Kipahulu, Mc1s
Returning, touches at above named re- 9
arriving at Honolulu Sunday mornir
Will call at Nuu, Kaupo, once csoa
month.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-01-03
NORRIS K KEOHOKALOLE,

OFFICE, NO. .15 KAAHUMANG
Street, Honolulu, formerly a. Aosa's
Office. United States Custom House
Brokers, Accountants, 6eRrehers ot
Tst'as and Gansrsl Pus,nasF AGENTS..
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-01-03
FOR SALE.

QNOOn HOUSE AND LOT AT PU.
4ZCUU. nahou consisting of 3 Bed
Rooms. Parlor, Dining Room, Kitchen,
etc. Size of Lot 75xl25. bargain
WILLIAM SAVIDGE,
13l7-tf No. $40 Fort Street.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1900-01-03
Stnnr. LEHUA
BENNETT, Master.

MOLoKAI, MAUI, LANAI.
Sails every Monday for Kaunakakai, Ka-
malo,, MaunaIoi, Kalaupapa, Lahaina,
Honolna, Olowalu Returning arrives at
Honolulu Saturday mornings.