The true northerner., 1900-06-06

II SET FO TIL WITH MY SCYTHE.
difference between a charge of cavalry
and a drove of nevis. When he had
related how he led his division at Get
tysburg, dashed forward at Spottsyl-
vania and received three wounds at
Petersburg, l rose up-I rose up TO my
full height, suh-and, looking him
straight between the eyes, / said:
General Blum. yo' will excuse me,
sub, but where can l find yo'r wah rec
ordY =
"'Nowhere,' he replied. They were
so jealous of me that it has never been
written up
Eve had few other words, sub, and
felt that it was due TO my dignity to
challenge him. He received the chal-
lenge coolly and sent his friend to ar
range matters Claiming TO be a sol
dier and a gentleman, he selected pick
axes as weapons Think of it, sub
think of a gentleman taking such a
course! / refused, of co'se. Then he
turned to plantation hoes, TO cotton
hooks, to ball clubs and to long han
died shovels. 1t was my duty under
the circumstances to preserve my dig
nifty, and it has gone down in history
that i preserved ii. / insisted that we
fight with sword or pistol. and l re-
fused to dignity him by debating his
proposals. Then General Blum him.
self called to see me. He found me
frigid and determined. Colonel Bun
kerr says he, 'yo have doubted my We
racity, and desire to shed yo'r blood.
desire to shed it by the quart and the
gallon.-If yo' are not coward, yo'
will meet me at sunrise across the riv-
er-across the river, sub! AS the chal-
lenged party | have the choice of weap-
ons. l will name scythes, suh-scythes
at two pacesl The scythe is an en-
blem of time, Colonel Bunker, and 1t
was with scythe | moved down
scores of the enemy at Appomattox.'
Il stood on my dignity, suh-stood
on my dignity and rejected the weap-
ons. No gentleman had ever fought
a duel with a scythe in his hands. 1t
would degrade the code-degrade the
code, sub, and make me a public
laughing stock. stormed at that
man, sub. | begged and entreated and
even sought to bribe him to meet me
with pistols or swords. But he was
firm. He was settled on scythes and
would not bulge. l bowed him
out and appealed to the public. And
on my honah, sub, on the honah of the
man who led the desperate charge at
Cedar Mountain, the public agreed with
General Blunt Yes, sub, the public
contended that it was my duty as a
gentleman to engage in a duel with
scythes! l brought forward the code
for 300 years past, but it made no diff
ference.
ga duel with scythes, suh-a meet
ing on the field of honah with farm
ing implements! No gentleman's dig
nifty would permit of 1t. / argued and
protested and disputed, but General
Blum and the public were firm. In
standing TO my guns / lost prestige.
At the end of three days scarcely a
man In town would nod to me, and
the newspapers were asking IL Colo
mel Bunker was afraid. 1t was then,
sub, and only then, that l resolved to
fight the general with his own weap-
ons. must do 1t to save my prestige.
The public was with me at once. /
had my pick Of 20 different scythes,
and i was determined from the first
that / would begin at the generals
heels and gradually cut him down to
J his neck. No mercy should be shown
In such case. Public excitement ran
as high as II a state election was be-
ing held. and when the morning Of the
duel came there were hundreds on the
ground 20 see. I set fo'th with my