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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

Thoughtful people are realizing more and
more the folly and danger OF taking into their
systems strong cathartics and poisonous drugs,
and for this reason Garfield Tea-which is q
mild but potent laxative, composed entirely OF
HERBS-has taken the highest place in tho
esteem OF the medical profession and conserva-
tive people throughout the world. II is pos.
tive cure for Constipation and Sick Headache.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
Kind of the Kid.

Jones-Come, be honest; when you
AVE 10 walk the baby don't you swear
l little?
Smith-Possibly, but then the baby
.1akes such a noise with his crying
that nobody can hear me.-Bcston
l.anscript.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

The Kentucky legislature sent the
non-partisan election law, passed by it
on the Goth to succeed the Goebel law,
to the governor on the ED, and adj
iourned sine die
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
Working for sympathy.

Ragged Robert-Wot We doing?
Moldy Mike-I'm layin' wild my head
in der sun, SOS to get meself sunburnt.
I"Wot's tn game now?"
~ here's a temperance feedin' place
around tn corner, an tn redder a
mans nose is tn more symperthy he
gifts. New York Weekly.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
DESERTER LEADS REBELS.
David Fagin Is General in the Filipino
Army.

David Fagin Is General In the Filipino
Army.
Manila, Oct. 30.@A civilian launch
towing a barge loaded with merchan-
disc near Arayat was attacked by a
force Of $50 insurgents under David
Fagin. a deserter from the Twenty
fourth infantry. The American troops
on hearing the firing turned out in
force before the boat could be looted
and captured.
Fagin, who holds the rank OF gen
eral among the insurgents, has sworn
special enmity toward his former COM
pany OF the twenty men he captured
month ago seven have returned. One
was killed in a fight, his body being
horribly mutilatei. Fagin sends mes
sages to his former comrades threat
ening them with violence If they be-
come his prisoners. 1t was Fagin's
men captured Lieutenant Frederick w.
Alstaetter. who is still a prisoner.
While scouting near Loco, a detach-
ment of the Twentieth and Twenty
eighth regiments, under Captain
Beigler, were attacked by 400 insurg
ents armed with rifles, under the com
mand of a white man whose nation
ality is not known to the Americans
The insurgents for the most part were
intrenched.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
Not Contain.

He-Nothlng could ever come be-
tween us, could it. dear?
Shell can't think of single thing,
unless l should happen to become en-
gagged to some other man.-Harper' s
Bazaar
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
Her Curiosity.

Mrs. Hoon-They say that Mrs.
Swiftsmith is greatly troubled with in
somnia.
Mr.. Hoon-Yes; l understand that
she discovered the fact a week ago
chat her husband talks in his sleep
and she hasn't slept a wink since for
fear of missing something.-Tid-L.Is
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
IuprPsSionisn-

D'Auber-This is my portrait OF Miss
Nurox, just finished What do you
think of it?
Friend-Ah! Regular summer girl
pose. Rustic seat, white lace gown
and even a caterpillar on her neck.
Joye! That's a great touch of real
ism.
D'Auber Caterpillar? Stupid!
That's diamond earring.-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
Couldn't Make It Out.

Billy-You say was born in London,
papa, but where was mother born?
Father-In Liverpool.
Billy-And where were you born,
papa?
Father-In Glasgow.
Billy-Its very strange, papa. that
we three should have met-Pick-Me-
Up.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

Tess-He is a very intellectual man
Jess-What led you to think that?
Tess-I judged so from his talk.
Jess-What does he talk about?
Tess-He always talks about how in
he s.-Philadelphta Press.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
HIs Pun Name.

Observation-Disclosures your name?
Inebriate-Smith.
Observation-Disclosures your full name?
nebriate-That'sh the name 1 al
waysh given when I'm full.-Standard
Times.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
UnneceSsarY-

Mrs. Climson-Here, Willie, while l
am away / am going to give you the
key to the pantry just to show you
that can trust you.
Willie, proUdly-I don't need it
mamma. can pick that lock any
day.-Lifo.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys Cures
sick headache. Prices 25 and soc.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
shrewd Casey.

Costigan-Casey hozn't drank a
dhrop since he took out the accident
policy.
Cassidy-Whoy?
Costlgan--He SEE he's noticed thot
It's always sober men thot gifts hurried
Judge.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
Des gninE WomaB.

Mr.. Newlywed-You never call me
pet names now unless you want some
thing. Before marriage it was Diff
ferent.
Mrs. NewIywed-Oh no! Before mar
riage I called you pet names because /
wanted you.-Judge.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

II you would be somebody in the world begin
by being yourself
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

Don't be stuck up. If you can't
climb over creep under.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

Carter's Ink is Just as cheap as poor ink and
is the best ink made Always use Carriers.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

"All the Sweetness OF Living Blossoms" the match.
less perfume, Murray Lanman Florida Water.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

Some articles must be described White
Yucatan needs no description; it's the real
thing.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

1t doesn't pay for man to be honest II he is
honest only FOR pay.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

A pointer on the races generally
turns out a disappointer.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

A broad brimmed hat doesn't necessarily in
dicate "a broad mind.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

HeHHh and Happiness
restored by Ia ling Knill's Red Pills foi
Wan People Pale or Weak" CSC.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

Gods music will not finish with one
tune.--Sir e. Arnold.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
HE WAS A GENIUS.

"They say my cousin is wonderful
doctor"
You bet he is! | swallowed a
nickel the other day and he made me
cough up So"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02

Reform in an airship that is always on tn,
verge Of starting.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
for the
Blood aE7g
Nerves
Ill.,. CT s-eesse,s
M@HaWEaHsa


Children
lives Parents should realize that their duty to give i child wh
fits epilepsy ST. vus dance Yet child would be troubled by n
when the
Charles L. McBay a highIy esteemed uoAEce
officer who resides az ~ Myrtle ST., New Bedford,
Mass,
ahec her low limbs
dren
personally or by
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1900-11-02
Scouting Dotachments Attacked.

After an heroic fight Captain Bieg-
Ter drove off the enemy, killing more
than seventy-five. The fight lasted for
two hours. Captain Beigler and three
privates were slightly wounded and
two of the Americans we're killed.
Revising Customs Tariffs.
The Philippine commission has de
cided to compile the revised Philip
pines customs tariffs from its own in
vestigations, assisted by the report Of
the army board. The result will be
forwarded to the United States fol
publication and discussion amOna
those interested in foreign commerce
When the details appear to be salts
factory an the draft has been ap-
proved by the secretary of war. the
commission will promulgate it here as
a law. The measure has taken on q
new and international commercial in
terest, and the course of the commits
sion is heartily commended here.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29

derstood by the people; that they should
affect the fewest practicable subjects OF
taxation which will serve for the general
distribution Of the burden.
1.-THE main body OF the laws which regu-
late the rights and obligations OF the people
should be maintained with as little inter-
ference as possible. Changes made should
laws TO secure speedy and Impartial trials
and at the same time effective administra-
tion and respect for individual rights.
Treatment of Savage Tribes.
I'm dealing with the uncivilized tribes OF
the islands the commission should adopt
the same course followed by congress In
permitting the tribes OF our North Ameri-
can Indians to maintain their tribal organi-
zation and government. and under which
many OF those tribes are now living In
peace and contentment surrounded by
civilization to which they are unable or un-
willing to conform. Such tribal govern
ments should, however. be subjected TO
wise and firm regulation, and. without I'M
tive effort should be exercised to prevent
barbarous practices and Introduce civilized
Upon all officers and employees of the
United States. both civil and military.
should be impressed sense OF duty TO OBJ
serve not merely the material but the per-
sonal and social rights OF the people or the
Islands. and to treat them with the Same
courtesy and respect for their personal
dignity which the people OF the United
I States are accustomed to require from each
other.
1.-THE articles of capitulation of the city
of Manila on the 18th OF August. B9S, con-
cluded with these words:
"'This city. Its inhabitants, Its churches
and religious worship. it's educational es-
Establishments. and its private property OF
all descriptions are placed under the spe-
cial safeguard OF the faith and honor or
the American army
"I.believe that this pledge has been faith
fully kept. AS high and sacred an obliga-
tion rests upon the government OF the
United States to give protection for proper
ty and life, civil and religious freedom. and
wise. firm and unselfsh guidance In the
paths OF peace ana prosperity TO az the
this commission to labor for the full per-
Torrance OF this obligation. which con-
Germs the honor and conscience OF their
country in the Arm hope that through
their labors all the inhabitants OF the Phil
ippine islands may come to look back with
gratitude to the day when God gave victory
| to American arms at Manila and set their
| land under the sovereignty and the pro-
| lection of the people of the United states.
CIVILIAN MkINLEY."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29
COMING OF HIS SWEETHEART

De Daisies spread carpet fer de fallin' er
her feet
MY honey. my honey, my sweet;
En- de Red Rose know de way
Dat she walkin' ever day,
My honey, my honey. my sweet!
De River stop en- say:
shes a-comin' dis a-way!
En- de Water-Lily dancin' LAX he had
holiday;
En- de Winter say: 81 reckon mus look
out fer de May.
My honey. my honey. my sweet"
De Sunfower tu'n ter meet her In de medder
en- de street
Ny honey, my honey. my sweet:
En- de Mockin' Bird he say:
81 mus sing my bes' to-day
Fer my honey. my honey. my sweet!'
De Wins dey runs race
Des a-rompin' roun' de place.
En- blow de III stars out Gaze dey peepin
in her face;
En- de Honeysuckle tell her dat her lips Is
sweet ter tase- f...
My honey, my honey, my sweet!
heah de bells a-ringin cross de clover en-
de wheat
My honey, my honey. my sweet;
En- de Sun riz up en- say
He a-lightin' her my way,
My honey, my honey. my sweet!
heahs her footsteps plain
In de pathur er de ram
In de drappin' er de blossoms In de med
der en- de lane,
En- my heart is des a-gwine LAX silver
ban a-playin
Fer my honey, my honey, my sweet!
Frank l.. Stanton. in Saturday Evening
Post.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29
SOLD AT PRICE OF PORK.
How n Chinese Judge Married on
Almost Hundred Frail
Women.

\ conundrum with which the mis-
sionary in the east has to contend is
the question Of morality. The Chinese
conception of morality is peculiar, but
a plurality of wives rs not only per-
missible, but oftentimes commended.
Prostitution is common ana the sale
of women is not infrequent. In the
early '7O's Judge Yuan, a truly good
man, who presided in Chinan-Fu, or
dered the police to gather in all speci-
mems of frail womanhood they could.
Nearly 100 were arrested and placed
in the courtyard of the magistrates
house. Then ensued scene remark
able for China, says Parsons Maya
zine.
First Of all the good judge read
proclamation declaring that he de-
sired to make good women of all the
unfortunates before him, and that in
his opinion the best way to do this
was to marry them off to some good
man. Accordingly, he would sell them
off, no one being allowed to take more
than one. At first no one had the
courage to select wife, but finally
an old farmer pointed to one, and.
struggling and kicking, she was car
ried to scale and weighed.
"Ninety catties," said the weigher.
"Iow much catty?" asked the
prospective purchaser, in alarm lest
he had insufficient funds.
"What is the price of pork today"
asked the judge.
Ninety cash catty," replied the
farmer.
Then sell them at 90 cash a catty,"
said the Judge, and that was the pre-
vailing price. Before night not one
woman was left
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29
TRIBUTE TO THE STRONGER.
The King OF Birds Makes the Weaker
Ones Furnish u with
Food.

Al this junction of the thoroughfare
and Island lake. on dead pine, more
than hundred feet high, sat a white
headed eagle, says writer in Forest
and Stream. In the air n large fish
hawk was sailing over the water, look
ing for his dinner 200 or 800 feet be-
low him. What penetrating orbs OF
vision nature has endowed this bird
with! There, he gives his lightning
like shot to the water, seems almost
submerged, only to reappear with n
four-pound pike in his talons. Slow
~ he rises, going towards the woods,
where he hopes to enjoy his we'll
earned meal; but he has reckoned
without his host! The king of birds
has been watching his every move
ment, and, IL found successful, is in
readiness to exact that tribute which
the stronger always demands and
compels from the weak.
Almost quick as thought the eagle
is pursuing the hawk, and for little
while n merry chase il is. But the
eagle is the master, and the hawk in
stnctively feels it, as after sudden.
violent swerve, only just to evade the
terrible claws of the now enraged
eagle, he drops the prize and slowly
flies to the other end Of the lake.
There is no need for haste now, as
the master was after tribute, not the
hawk. Payment having been made by
relinquishing valuable property. the
enole once more DISPLAYS his wonder
full activity by catching the pike be-
fore II strikes the water, and then as
leisurciy to cover to gormandize.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29

The real cosmopolitanism Of the
American is fairly typified in the new
commander in chief Of the Grand Army
Of the Republic, Leo Rassieur, of St.
Louis. He was born in Germany, and
he has French name, but he is first
class American citizen, and was brave
and able soldier in the union army.
That sort of combination is what
makes Americanism so strong and
unique as to be altogether without
parallel in any other nationality.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29

The English language heads the list,
with the enormous vocabulary of 2Go,-
900 words. while the Spanish has only
10000. the German $1,000, Italian u.s.
900, French 10000, Turkish 22,50u.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29

he was a coward, and spoke low, for
it was not pleasant subject. They
whispered that he was all right when
behind stockade. but no earthly use
in a good-going tussle.
The parasite of malaria, the
stealthy plasmodium, knew better.
1t alone could tell what become Of
the boy. No coward chooses to die
as the lieutenant chose within a year
of the relieving of Fort Mutt.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1900-09-29
For Free Education.

at will be the duty of the commission to
promote and extend, and. as they find occa-
sion, to improve the system OF education
already inaugurated by the military au-
thorities. In doing this they should regard
as of first Importance the extension OF a
system of primary education which shall
be free to all. and which shall tend TO ut the
people for the duties Of citizenship and for
the ordinary avocations Of civilized COM
munity. This instruction should be given
in the first instance In every part OF the
islands In the language of the people.
I'm view of the great number of Ian
guages spoken by the different tribes IL is
especially important TO the prosperity OF
the Islands that common medium of COM
munication may be established, and IL is
obviously desirable that this medium
should be the English language. Especial
attention should be at once given to ar
Of the islands TO acquire the use OF the Eng
lish language.
at may be well that the main changes
which should be made In the system OF
taxation and the body of the laws under
which the people are governed, except such
changes as have already been made by the
military government, should be relegated
to the civil government which Is TO be es-
| tablished under the auspices OF the COM
mission.
at will. however be the duty OF the COM
mission to inquire diligently as 10 whether
there are any fus Their changes which ought
not to be delayed; and II so. they are au-
thorized to make such changes. subject to
your approval. In doing so they are 10 bear
In mind that taxes which tend to De aaIize
or repress industry and enterprise gre to
be avoided: that provisions for taxation
| should be simple, so that they may be un-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-21

q. Taguc.
Ii. ). Buckley.
James Hamlin.
John Hydian.
DR.. W. I. Vincent.
T. Q. Nedermiat.
George Scully.
Noble Wallingford.
Henry Newton.
q. l.. Saunders.
Wallace pritchard.
II. Kline.
T. Lohse,
-. " Macarthur.
\. johnson.
j Il. johnson.
Dr. &. NJ. Morris.
Roscoe Homah.
W. J. Curran.
Il. Il. simpson.
j, T. Simpson.
j. V. Farrell.
James Brown.
A. r. Mcmillan.
w. T. Normandy.
Vernon Curtis.
w. c. Childs.
Andy Duke.
Thomas A. Enrisht.
Ed Williams
Philip II, Wilson. y
Milo French.
Henry Watson.
Aberdeen as follows:
Peter Clauson.
Charles Peterson.
& J. Davis.
J G. Peters.
L. V. Williams.
George i. March.
M o Bricn.
c. II. Church.
j Dmsnore.
J \. Ellis.
n. f. Ellis.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-21

a Quick. Safe and sure Relief fof -
or Nervous Headache. Backache' 's IA.
ach Palms. Neuralgia. NerYousness' ~.
liability. sleepiezaucss. Rneuma Nsus -!
atlea. CONTAIN no opium " norphine -
leave no bad after-eftects. % doses
~ Gr4gslsts
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-21

Nome this mcrnfns With about 500 pas
sensers and 1.sco tons Of cargo. The steam
ship Olympia arrived yesterday from Ia
coma and will sail today or tomorrow.
The following passengers sailed on the
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-21
ASK BETTER MAIL SERVICE.
Miners of Prince of Wales Is
land Now Isolated.
STEADY GROWTH OF DISTRICT.

Largely Backed by seattle Capital
And Supplied by Merchants OF
This City-Capt. Hamwell Tells of
the Limited Facilities for Com
municntlon with the Outside
worId-ProGress OF the District.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-05-21
3s5C.

Folding Camp Stool. frame made
of hardwood and joints made with
iron rivets; top covered with extra
heavy grade of striped duck; folds
very compactly; no danger of
breaking down. Price, 35c.
The age-herald., 1900-12-13
STEEL CONTRACTS
 OF 100000 TONS
Rail Producers Have Taken on Hand Some Immense Dr.
 ders.Bright Future.

Pittsburg, Pa., December 12.-The Com . mercial-Gazette will say tomorrow:
 Rail-producers have taken on contracts for delivery next year amounting in round numbers to one million tons It is a heavier award of new business than the rail-makers had secured at the opening of the year 19OO
 A few days ago the New York Central and Hudson River Railroad Company put rl its contract for improvement, practically covering the entire system during the next calendar year. The order is for S0,0O0 tons at the pool price. Four big steel companies each get 10000 tons. Participating are the Carnegie Steel Company, the Lackawanna Iron and Steel Company, the National Steel Company and the Federal Steel Company. . In all lines the development of the iron and steel markets the past week, with a single exception, reveals nothing but a promising future.
The age-herald., 1900-12-13
M 'GOVERN-GANS
 BATTLE TONIGHT
The Little Champion Says He Will Do the Very Best
 He Can.

Milwaukee, Wis, December 12-"All I can say is that 1 will do my best, and the best man will win," said Terry McGovern to- night when asked as to his opinion of his fight with Joe Cans in Chicago tomorrow night and he added:
 'I don't want to say anything that l might not be able to make good. When I say that I will do my best l know l can make good the promise, but if l said more I might not be able to come up to what I would say. 1 am in the best of condition, and there can be no misgiving on that score"
 McGovern did a lot of work today, more than he had intended, but he said, "I feel good and 1 have to do something. When 1 feel fine like 1 do now I don't seem able to get enough work. Tomorrow 1 will walk and perhaps run a little for exercise in the morning and then take it easy
 Today McGoVern and his party took a run on the Whitefish bay road and did the fastest work they have tried. In the after noon Terry punched the bag and then played basketball. He leaves for Chicago tomorrow afternoon
The age-herald., 1900-12-13
- COPLEY SlSTERS' LUCK.
The First Check for Oil Royalties
 Amounted to $16,ooo.

Pittsburg, December 12.-The four maiden Copley sisters, on whose farm in West Vir- ginia Col. J. M. Guffey's and the South Penn Oil Company's gushers are located, are very much disturbed over the way their farm is being "cut up," as they call 1t.
 Michael Keegan, a well-known operator, visited the girls and found them greatly perturbed because the meadow back of the house had been transformed into little town of rough houses and shanties and an oil well supply community. Kee- gan says they fail to appreciate the value of the golden stream that gushes from two of the first wells drilled.
 The family bemoan the destruction of rail fences and the removal of an old orch- ard to make room for thousand-barrel gushers and big oil tanks.
 The four-acre meadow produced about $lS worth of hay in season. and because the grass is being ruined by the oil leakage and the feet of hundreds the girls are greatly displeased. The fact that their first check was for $16,000, covering their royalty on the first few days production, brought no consolation to the little farm house. Riches beyond the widest dreams have come to the four sisters, who do not know what to do with the money.