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Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-08-07
AT TEE HOTELS.

The Butte w. A. -Wickline, Warm
Orr. Dillon: ]. e. Morse, Dillon Mrs. L.
L. Brander. Bridger; Charley Meinzer,
Crystal Springs; J. L. Craig. Salt Lake; 8.
J.. Shannon, Helena; Sam Kunstadler, Chi
cago; c. B. Mccarthy, Helena: E. Roths-
child, Chicago; F. w. May, New York; r.
M. Branch. San Francisco; P. Stewart,
Calumet, Mich; T. J. Farrel, Virginia City;
Mrs. Frank Conley, Deer Lodge; Mrs. Hilda
Higgins, Missoula; Fred Woehmer, Great
Falls; w. Wilson, New York; George~W.
Maynard. New York.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-08-07

The new September numbers of the De-
slgner and ~elinea are now ready at
the P. O. News Stand.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1900-08-07

Ho, Cor the NatioEai park via wylie
TRANSFORMATION company. ]. q. Goss.
agent. 50 Silver Bow block.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
. oAn1lNe ApMIRER OF CANT

IT HE TRIBUNE is irritsted because
The Herald referred the other
day TO Governor Roosevelts po-
liticaI dishonesty. and comes to his de
Tense with zeal as great as if he were
the actual federal pie dispenser instead
of merely the prospective presiding Of
ficeT OF the United States senate. With
its old habit of relying upon its mag
ination for its facts, and its memory
for its tropes. the journal at the sun
set end Of the alley asserts that of all
the papers in the United States, the
New York World and The Salt Lake
Herald alone have failed to retract the
story that Governor Roosevelt sup
pressed an important official document,
lest it might influence the election. The
reference is to the report of Attorney
General Davies on the ice trust inves-
tigation. and the answer of Mayor Van
Wyck to the charges made against
him.
SIR. Davies filed that report with the
governor on Oct. 4-more than a month
before the election. In an accompany
ing communication he said:
In my judgment the mayors answer
S4UiAtA 4iIt A}t- AlAe1t- punt at AAAAo
As / have already stated, its denIals
ere clear and explicit. and it might at
once be suggested that the charges
should be dismissed Or that a commits
siOner should at once be appointed and
the mayor given a speedy opportunity
TO exOneF8fe himself
The report was suppressed and Gov
ernor Roosevelt continued his cam
paign in denunciation IF the thrice
cursed ice trust and the guilt of Mayor
Van Wyck. He kept this UP until the
election. And then what? He dis
missed the charges against Van Wyck.
If this be not dishonesty, what is it?
To one unaccustomed to devious meth
DDS of thought and action, Roosevelt
whole course must appear worse than
downright dishonesty. It is full of the
very cant and hypocrisy which his Salt
Lake admirer brings to his defense.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
GRAND RAPIDS HAS SPOKEN,

TT IS NOW HIGHLY PROBABLE
that Dom Paul viii visit America
Nothing to this effect has been
limited at by the TraEsvaal president,
but circumstances have arisen which
will make Il impossible for him longer
20 resist The aIiurements of a trans
Atlantic voyage Grand Rapids. Mich,
has offered him the freedom of the
city More than this, it even extends
greetings to Mr.. Kruger and earnestly
requests a visit from him. Although
the invitation does not set any time
limit to the visit, the warmth of the
invitation is such as to indicate that
Grand Rapids is willing TO have him
fetch his trunk along and make him
self at home for a month or two.
The result of this viii undoubtedly
mean d visit to America from Dom
Paul. He has often said he was de-
sirous of seeing the United States and
becoming acquainted with its people,
vet he has hitherto hesitated TO make
the trip. The reason for this hesita-
ton has long been an open secret
among the confdants of Dr.. Leyds
Grand Rapids would take To have
come to America. and have been denied
the pri iiese of ridiug through the
streets of Grand RAPIDS behind the un-
dertaker's span of white horses would
have been both painful and humiliat-
ing.
But Grand Rapids has spoken. The
furniture factory is ready to shut down
ana give the boys a day off The sa-
looms viii hang out Welcome" ban
uers aCd the barber shops VIII run only
half "a day. can Dom Paul resist this?
Not unless hobnobbing with European
royalty has tailted his red repuhli-
can blood with the germs of ennui.
The rest Of America owes Grand
RAPIDS vote of thanks for having SO
spontaneously removed all obstacles
from a visit from Dom Paul.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
SOCIETY NEWS.


JudEe and Mrs. Andrew Howat an
5Riouhced the engagement of their daughter
N4drgaret to DR.. Roy Hampton of this
Clly. Inc wedding viii occur next Sat
I4Iuay; ana DR.. Hampton viii leave Satur-
Jay night FOR Chihuahua, Mexico and the
pride will Join him there two months
.a'SI- Dr- Hampton recently graduated
from medical college at Chicago and has
accepted a position as company physician
OF q mining company operating at Chi
% o {.
nder the auspices of the Scandinavian
society of Utah, bali was given at the
oanciug hall of the /. .. y. T. building
last evening. About seventy-five couples
were present and all enioved Themselves
were: Arrangements. T. NJ. Madsen, r
,. fernStrom, John p. Suresen. Martin
1hrlstopherSon, GuStaYe johnson - a
= orb, John Hogman. Floor: p. W
AIaoseI1; \; krantz. Martin Christoph-
SISol. Ole uidbranSen.
meeting of the members inter-
eSted in the work of the society will be
held on New Years day in the Four
teenth ward meeting house at 4 O'Clock
New directors are to be elected at thar
time after which a programme foilovTed
by a dance, VIII be given.
At the matinee and bali given at
ChrlstenSenS' hall yesterday and last
night large crowds were present, and en-
loyed themselves dancing until midnight
Tonight the university sophomore class
gives grand ball at Christensens' hill
FRIDAY night the Tied and BLACK will
dance at Christensens'.
Mrs. Rosa SMeyer announces the en-
q. Never. to Mr. Milton Joseph of ST
Louis.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
ROMANTIC REALISM.

IT HE OTHER EVENING a lOVe-sick
Brooklyn swain took mp his lutte
and hied him beneath his lady's
chamber window. His fingers caressed
the strings and wooed from them soft
throbbing prelude. Then he lifted his
voice i'm song. simultaneously the
young Uoman's parent lifted window
sash and yelled, Git" But the young
man was not to be moved. he re-
NAMED ana sang on, and when he hal
finished his serenade, pulled out a pis-
toll and shot himself.
Here Is a sad but beautiful opportu-
nifty for William Dean Howells. who,
since his incumbency in the Easy
Chair has been busy turning the tide
Of his pen against the modern roman
tic school of novelists. Now he can
say. L told you So" It will be easy
TO show how this suicide was brought
about by the modern romance with
their fifteen candIe-power loves and
frequent killings. He can harangue
on how the romance writer's of these
decadeut days are turning the heads
of the Young people until the coal-dOt-
ted back yards of our native land viii
be strewn with corpses and smashed
mandolins.
He can easily show that this would
never have happened under the reign
of his school of realists. IN the first
place. there wouldn't have been any
Iute or any serenade. The young man
would have occupied a whole chapter
in adjusting a necktie and collar pre-
paratory to making an ordinary every
day cau in an ordinary everyday man
ner. It would have taken another
chapter to get him to the house and
seat him in the front parlor under the
Home. Sweet Home" motto. Then.
If things didn't come his way. he would
have gone away very detected but not
suicidal. He would feel better in the
morning and about six chapters along
we would find him making love TO
girl in the next block.
That's the way the world used to
waE when W~. FTowelIs WAS wasging
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
The Old Cider MIL.

Games Barton Adams in Denver Even
ing POst)
You would scarcely call it music. hat
loud noise we used to hear,
And the big machine was rough and in
artistic in its gear.
But we loved it. yes we loved it, and we
loved the nectar tide
That came flowing from the old press
standing there near to its side.
1t had stood upon the old farm since our
great-gra ndfatheTS days
In the SHOWS and winds OF winter, in the
summers sums hot blaze
Stood anear the fruitful orchard, and it
may be standing stjll
Doing mill duty in It's loy'''y' the old cider
We would hitch the old mare. Betty, to
its long and crooked sweep
She that always stood so quiet. half
awake snC half asleep
Put a freckled kid upon her and around
the ring they'd 90
He as proud As any rider in silded cir
Such a gruntine and a squesking and a.
squashing it would make,
How. as if in fit of anger, ii would trem-
BILE and would shake,
AS the wooden Jaws so hungry we with
ROSY fruit would III:
Oh. IL had u hired man ) appetite, that
old cider mill!
over yonder in the orchard. underneath
the laden trees,
Faces ever fresh and rosy from the kisses
of the breeze
All the boys and girls we're busy shaking
apples 90 the ground
And in piling up the beauties till the
wagon came around
Then we'd load the juicy treasures and
we'd pile up on the load
And would jolt along III rapture down the
dim old orchard road,
Az the echoes having trouble, with our
screams so loud and shrill
On the way 10 dump our cargo at the old
cider mill.
Even vet we hear the humming of the
hungry honey bees
Coming from those days of childhood
borne on recoilect ton 8 breeze,
And can see them sip the sweetness from
the old mills grinding NAV,
While we'd suck the same rare nectar
from the big tub through straw.
No champagne of costly vintage nor no
celebrated wine
From the cellars of creation ever tasted
so divine
As the sweet. delicious droppiHes that the
monster tub wouid I'LL
From the press that stood CON- paulou to
the old cider mil,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
POEMS WORTH READING.



Chicago Times Herald.)
There's an oldish Ted-faced man
Called BObS,
dSnlOned on a scauty plan
That's BObS-
But when e sends news away
u 3 We're ripped EN- up today
Never. II regret to say,
tSigneGf BobS.
Z 5 at ONE in good repair,
Is Bohs.
Az I wish that I was there
With BObSi
V hen c started out of ere.
People thcSghC the way ..as clear
Bat there's more to - .o- dear
Old BObsl
Ever since you went away
Little Bobs. Bobs, Bobs,
W o We been ammered night an day
oh for BObs. Bobs. BobS.
THEW been comm from the ills,
l1eadin US the pace that kills.
An. We've paid some costly bills.
Central BObs, BOt5S. BObst
TRY back, We need you ere,
F'ightin' Bobs:
You left trouble in the rear
OF you. BODsi
Ear q bleedin' buglers song,
Come. for things are goin' wrong
Next time take me 'Ome along
With you. BObSi
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
CWashington Timcsl

All wei regulated people will be glad
TO welcome Mr.. William Jennings Bry-
an back TO the field Of newspaper work.
which he abandoned TO become a pOlit-
zeal leader. His reascensiOn to the
higher plane Of activity. after four
years in politics, will be considered as
greatly TO his credit, and we sincerely
hope that the COmmOner, a weekly
publication to be issued from his home
in Lincoln, may have as many sub
scribers rs there were votes cast for
the brilliant Nebraskan on the 9Th of
November. in which case his pot will
boil Opulently as long as he cares to
tend it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
peoria JournaIN

Mr.. Bryan intends starting a news
paper. He has had some experience in
editing a paper, having formerly been
the managing editor of the Omaha
World Herald, the leading POpulist or
gan in Nebraska, the west, and per-
haps in the United States. No paper
has ever been started in this country
that will be or has been given so much
free advertising as this paper of Mr.
Bryan. It viii have subscribers in
nearly every town and village in the
United States. It viii be a money
maker from the start. Mr.. Bryan him
self is a money maker in everything he
has tried, with the exception of the law
business.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
Just. in Time


london Spare Moments.)
A circus paid flying visit to a small
hofthWestern town not long ago, and the
price of admission was sfxpe0ce children
under 30 years Of age half price 1t was
Edith's 10th birthday. and her brother
Tom, aged l3, took her in the afternoon
10 sec the show
Arrived at the door he put down nine
pence and asked for two front seats
How old IS the little grip asked the
mOney-taker dOubtfullv
Well, replied Master Tom, ''this is
her 10Th birthday, but she was not born
until rather late in the afternoon
The money-taker accepted the sta te-
ment and handed him the two tickets
But it was a close shave.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
ADJUSTMENTS.

Standing room only" was the legend
displayed at the Grand last night Hav-
erlV s Ministries drawing one of the larg-
est audiences of the season on the second
night OF its engagement The matinee
audience was not large
ms performance went with its usual
favor and had all the encores been re-
spOnded to 1t would have taken all night
to get through. As il was, some of fhe
act had to be cut a trifie
The statement published Yesterday by
an Sn2CTcrtancl that George Wilson, the
star of the HaVeTly OrgaHiza ton was
here with Hi Henry Ministries was err
rOneOus. Mr. Wilson first became con-
spicuOuS in minstTelSy as a member of
the famous firm Of Barlow, Wilson. Prim-
rose x West. Aftcrw3 rds the organize
ton became Barlow & Wilson and finally
mir. wilson headed his own company.
20 regular matinee today and this
evenings performance closes the en-
gagement, which has in every way been
successful
The sale of seats for Human Hearts
opens at the Grand this morning Man
ager Mulvey promises his patrons a rare
treat in this, the last attraction he pre-
Sents. Closing Saturday night, the house
VIII be turned over to the Cummings
stock company for rehearsals.
The Nat NJ Brigham lecture on the
Grand CANYON OF Arizona. =" at the
Theatre Friday night bids fair to be the
most largely patroDiZed entertainment of
the month. Manager Piper has received
many requests Tor seat reservations
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
Crimes Lower REACHES.
lChicago Tribune

Cautiously the educated but deDraved
burglar swept the Tauables on the dress
ing case into his sack without stopping TO
sort them over.
Then he climbed noiselessly out of the
window and escaped from the building
unObserved.
And now" he chuckled. "FIl Just go up
into this blind alley and cull-de-sack.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

Mr. Bryan has announced his inten-
ton of publishing weekly paper
called the CommOneF to give express
sion to the principles set forth in the
Kansas City platform. The drop from
presidential candidate to editor of a
weekly paper is not so great as some
people would imagine, and there isn't
much doubt that the Commoner will be
decidedly interesting for a. while at
least. and we have an idea that it will
fill long felt want in the way of good
clippings for several country Weeklies
and not few city dailies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

Of this paper, which he proposes to
call the COmmoner. Mr.. Bryan Will be
beth editor and publisher. He will be
free to express his own Individual opin-
ions, and shape the policy of the paper
as an expression of his own personality.
Thousands Of people will welcome the
advent of this paper. and swear by it
as did the Wings and Republicans by
Horace Greeley's Tribune before the
civil war.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
Hauteur.
Detroit Journal.

Detroit JournaL)
You despise me. Marmaduke?" faItered
the wretched girl, in hard, despairing
voice.
The youth shook his head
Then why" she cried passionateIy
edo you look al me as If you were a
hotel clerk and | were a guest, register
ing2'
In an excess of agony. she cast herself
sobbing cOnvulsiyely, at his feet.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
Deen Discnssion

Indianapolis Press.)
Do YOU think" asked the landlady,
that death ends alp
Not for four or five days. in the case
of turkey said the Savage Boarder.
who had his position of star by sheer
brutality.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

Six hundred dollars worth of postage
stamps, or something more than &c. 900
postage stamps, were sold in salt Lake
City on, Saturday. and yet people viii
wonder where they got that bad taste.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
On Their Shields.


VDSViUII Tee FIEss-I
One Father-My son has been wounded
four times in the Philippines and will be
ceived telegram from him in New
York.
TOther-SO have I from my SON He
played football in a game last Saturday
and won't be able to get home for three
weeks
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
Couldn't He write Ita
Baltimore American.)

NDoAtitiiof0 ~aAttCi AIdll-J
Patient-C-c-an you c-c-c-ure st-st-st-
Stam-mer-ing2
Physician-Yes, sir. Do you wish to take
the full course of treatment
tient-N-n-nO. ! i-j-ust W-W-want to
learn to S-s-SaV Observation-Disclosures
an-the-the-the-m-m -m-mum so I can tell
the f-hOrisJ what / w-w-waut before the
ch-ch-the f-fioWers w-w-wither.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

Texas robbers burned q farmer in
order TO make him tell where his
money was The criminals are get
ting to be IS brutal as the virtuous
lynchers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

While we bid Mr.. Bryan welcome 10
the ranks, and while we admit the wis
dom and need Of his movement as an
educational step. we think he will, in
time, come to regret that he did not
go to the great journalistic school be
fore he played at economics in the pO-
litical field. He VIII be a wise man
when he graduates
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

Mr.. Bryan estimates that il every
man who voted for him viii subscribe
for his newspaper he viii have a very
large circulation It VIII be recalled
that Colonel Mulberry Sellers utilized
the same process in figuring upon the
popularity of his eye water.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
short-Lived Congeniality.

indianapolis Journal)
THE French viii soon fall out with
Dom Paul
How do you know ?"
Hell never consent to wear a waxed
moustache."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

it. but now it seems that even real life
is becoming romantic and it may not
be long before the romancer and the
realists becoD1e one ana the same per-
son.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
A Mean Slap.

PhIadeIphIa Press.)
Very we'll" exclaimed Or. Quick
after his quarrel with the underta kerr
'+I'll make you sorry for this"
What are you going to dor retorted
tho undertaken. Retire from prac-
ticc2''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
ashington -

By publishing a weekly newspaper
and leeturing occasionally, Mr.. Bryan
viii doubtless succeed in keeping him
self before the public.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

If Secretary Hay is really anxious
to cave the cabinet, there seems to be
no reason why his wish should not be
gratided.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
-'-----
And Vice Versa.
lBaltimore Ameri. a.

Baltimore Ameri-an.)
Tieg-There's one good thing about
these college yells.
Nigg-W What is it2
Figg-They can't sing those Elec songs
T-sil- they are yelling.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
No COMPARISON

cleveland Plain DeaIer)
'T understand they are blasting down
the lofty Palisades along the Hudson -
Yes, but the Palisades are not to be
compared with the big bluff that Tam
many is just now putting up"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
ashineton Post.

Owing to the rapid strides made in
weekly journalism. Mr.. Bryan viii be
able to fill UP with boiler plate when
he goes off on a lecturing expedition.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
Poor Old Chicago Again.

baltimore American)
The greatest feat / ever saw was in
Chicago began the athletic person.
You mean they were in Chicago" in
terrupted the intensely grammatical per-
son.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

An eastern road has Just issued an
order abolishing train boys. Who said
the world wasn't getting better?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
william j. eRYAN. EpIToR.


Will Mr.. Bryan try to run his new
paper as Thomas jefferson would have
run it?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
(St Paul News.


Bryan is going to be an editor Well
all be even with him when he has to
cut down one of his own speeches to
meet the requirements of a four-page
paper and an obdurate mail train.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

Well, if Mr.. Bryan only gets half as
many subscribers for his paper as he
got votes ne won't need to be president.
He can buy 2 white house of his own
four years from now.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

It begins to look as if the emperor
OF China would have to mortgage the
cid home
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
Envy
lAtchison GInlel

Our idea of a silly sight is a congress-
man sitting behind desk covered with
roses which ne paid for himself and
claims admiring constituents sent him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
lknoxviIIe SonfineIl

The return to a calling in which he
formerly served viii be cOngenial to
him, and whatever he writes viii be
read With great interest by the peo-
pie of the entire country.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

This Is a good time TO start in saving
up for next Christmas. You'll need it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26

Mr.. Bryan viii doubtless caution the
contributors TO his paper against writ
ing on both sides of the sheet and the
topics.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-12-26
les AIoines CanltaLl
Washington PostN

OF course Editor Bryan viii prompt
" see that J. Sterling Morton's paper
is on his exchange list
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-12-01

Now, along comes Mr. Hare with the
exorbItant charge Of $3.50 each for the
best orchestra chairs II that isn't as
surance. ! should like 10 know what Il
is. and Mr.. Hare's reported explanation,
to The effect that me raise Is made nee.
essary by the fact that he has a very
expensive production and a costly COM
pany, IL nothing less than laughable
The would be "haut tom OF this city win
stand this sort OF thing Tor awhile Tor
no other reason than that Il Is afraid
u II protests It viii be considered
parslmonious, or, worse still poor; but
even the idiots who comprise this
mythical set viii soon tire Of this mex
cusable imposition, and then something,
nguratlvely speaking will drop. And.
by the way,itwould seem that the prices
OF seats IN our theaters are already
sufficiently high TO make II unnecessary
for the grasplng managers to attempt
TO squeeze a few additional cents from
the reluctant sheep who follow bllndly
wherever the willy bellwethers see nc to
lead. ARTHUR CRISPIN.
New York.