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The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
R NEWS NOTES.

Before the Missouri Editorial ASST
citation, in session at st. Louis, adj
iourned. the following was adopted:
Resolved, That we are individually AND
collectively glad hat we are still alive;
that we have cause to rejoice that the
Paper Trust has not eliminated us en-
tirely.
\ burglar named John Schumacher,
giving his home as Lima, o., was IA
tally shot at Higbee's station, near
Chillicothe, O., while he and three oth-
ers were attempting to rob the safe ut
the store of Higbee & Son.
While United States Marshal Gibson
was out looking for timber cutters, in
Calhoun county, Ark, he stopped ut
the home of j. E. Witherington, for
merly representative of Calhoun coun-
ty. and on the night of his stop there
the house was fired and everything
burned.
North Dakota wool growers have
filed a protest against the reciprocity
treaty with Argentina.
Mrs. Blake and Mrs. Crapman-Catt
are making an exciting race for the
presidency of the Woman Suffrage as
scc:ation.
BENJAMIN Royce, n well-to-do farnt'
er, near Dixie, WASH, was shot to
death by his grandson. Frank Royce,
who afterward cremated the body and
committed suicide.
As reported by r. G. Dun & Co., fail.
ures for the week were PAS in th5
United States, against PIT last year
and 33 in Canada, against 35 last year
Senator Depew has introduced a bill
granting to the public land states
percentage of the proceeds of the sales
of public lands for the encourage
ment of mining interests.
The California assembly has refused
to adopt a joint resolution protesting
against the proposed treaty with En-
gland relative to the Nicaraguan canal
now pending before the United State:
senate.
The execution of Jones X. Brown
in Hudson county, New Jersey, was
bu1 gle. as the moose was fastened 81
carelessly that the victim slowly stran
! CLEO. Brown left a statement denounc
ing hanging as brutal and immoral
Writers in the Naval Annual say that
as {. result of our war with Spain Tor
eien nations are building battleshin:
mainly, with a tendency toward small
er caliber guns, and placing reliance
Chiefly in rapid-fire batteries and i'm
lpl owed target practice.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
mUs- BE CRUSHED IN SUCCESSION.
Spencer wiIkinson's Review and Forecast
For tho Future.

TOT INC
London, Feb. 15.-Spencer Willsin-
soil, in the Morning Post, discussing
the news from Rcnsberg, says:
This intelligence is the natural
price paid for n blow elsewhere. The
col:ce ntration at Modder River is ap-
palently accompanied by a weakening
of tie force at Colesberg, and of this
the Beers have taken advantage, to
assume the offensive.
Meanwhile, it looks as though the
enemy had withdrawn their forces
from Magersfontein to reinforce
at Colesberg, where a Boer victory
would threaten the communications
between Cape Town and Modder Xiv
err
Reviewing the whole campaign, Mr.
Wilkinson says that the type of the
coming operations recalls that OF the
American civil war. Developing this
thought, he remarks:
british strategy must be to crush
in succession each of the three prln-
cipaI Boer forces, near Kimberly,
lCleSDeTS anu OUT q W OAAhST"S
against them greatly superior nunc-
bers. Much depends on what happens
in Natal. Gen. Joubert is not likely to
ah.1.don his present enterprise against
LaGysmith until disasters to h Boer
army compel him.
"Thc opinion that the invasion Ct
the Free State will be sufficient to
bring the Free State troops out OF
Natal and will induce the Free Staters
to submit is not based on n true est'-
mate CT the nature of the Boer. The
two republics are fighting for national
existence, and they will stand or fall
together.
This war will not be ended by
strGtegical maneuvering or by the oe-
curation Of geographical points. but
| nv the destruction of the Boer army.
taking the word destruction in its mil
| itary sense of decisive defeat, involy-
ing dispersion of an army as an H.
gariSed fighting force"
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
TELEGRAPH AND TELEPHONE.
Bot Being Rapidly brought Into.
Use I'm the Philippine


Washington, Feb. 14.-Gen. A. ".
Greedy, chief signal officer, u. S. A.,
said Tuesday that all of the energies
of his department are at present being
directed toward the establishment. of
a thorough telegraph and telephone
system in the Philippines to meet the
constantly growing demand for snch
service incident to the military orcra-
lions in the islandA-
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
Sunday Closing.

In consequence of the strong tenn
perance sentiment awakened at
Springfield by the big religious re-
vivaI under the management OF Maj.
Cole, and the vigorous campaign OF
Prosecuting Attorney Lovan against
Sunday saloons. the Retail Liquor
Dealers association, of Springfield, has
decided to stop traffic on the Sabbath
day for Il time. The liquor men were
afraid that the crusade would take the
form of a local option movement and
result in making Springfield a dry
town
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

Representative ". S. Knox. of Massa-
.husetts, chairman of the house COM
mittee on territories, completed his re-
port on the bill for the creation for a
territorial form of government in Ha-
wall, and, on the 18th, submitted II TO
the house. The report is a very
vo,uminous document, going exhaust
lively into all the questions involved
and thoroughly covering every phase
of the bill.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
Missouri PrOhibitiOnists.

The prohibitionists of Missouri are
called to meet in state convention, IN
the Ferris grand opera house, Mexico,
Wednesday, Thursday and Friday,
June IL, IA and Is, 1900, for the Pur-
pose of electing delegates to the ma
tional convention. a new state central
committee. and nominating Z full state
ticket, and transacting such other bus
mess as may be regularly brought be-
fore the convention.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
JOG Hickey Found His Son.

SAYS a Washington dispatch: Col.
Joseph Hickey, who is ut the Murray
Hill hotel. is happy. For several
welses he has made every possible eff
fort to find his 1~7-year-old san. Jo-
seph. who had run away from Rome.
The colonel's agents landed the boy,
as expected, in Il mining camp in
southern Oregon, at q gold mining
company's shafts. The boy was found
card at work..
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

One of the most impressive and elab-
o-ate funerals ever accorded a public
official attended the obsequies over,
and interment of the remains of Gen.
Lawton in Arlington national Gene
terx on the 9th. The president and
cabinet, the heads of bureaus, tue
army and navy, the diplomatic corps
IA thousands of citizens of every de-
gre attended at church and cemetery,
giving fit expression to the deep sense
of loss felt by the entire country in
the death of the brave hero of three
ware
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

Martin Jordan, an engineer, his
wife, Mary, and their five-inonths-old
boz we're asphyXiated by gas. on the
night of the 10th, in their home al
Fcrty-third street and Stewart avenue,
Chicago. A leak in the gas pipe in the
basement deluged the house with gas,
end when found all the members of
the family had been dead for several
hours.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

The North Dakota State Woolgrow.
ers' association, on the 9th, protested
against the ratification of the reciproci-
ty treaty with Argentina, and sent "A
message to Senators Hansbrough and
MoCumber urging them to oppose it.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

Senator Penrose introduced a bill.
Oh the 18th, authorizing the pu5lica.
ton of the proceedings of the Il. A. t.
encampments as n government docu-
ment and providing for their distribu.
ton anon various G. A. Il. posts.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

Official kilograms have been received
by several of the Central American
representatives in Washington stating
tina: the Hay-Pauncefote treaty con-
corning the Nicaragua canal meets
with general approval throughout Cen
trail America.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

The government of British Columbia
his introduced a measure, which Is
promised general support by the legs
~lature, repeating the act of the last ses-
sioI;. by which aliens are excluded
from provincial placer mines.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

L;ncoln's birthday was generally
celebrated throughout the country, on
its n~inety-first anniversary, Oh the
18th. by club banquets and patriotic
speeches. Among other things thai;
marked the increasing interest in this
event was the f~raternizing at many
points of eX-confederates and union
lists,
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
Pottery Combination.

Akron, o., Feb. 13.-The combina-
ton of three large potteries has been
perfected. 1t includes the Whitmore-
Robinson Co., Markle & Son, and the
F. II. Merrill Co. Deeds transferring
the plants to the Robinscn-Merrill Co,
were filed. The company is capitalized
at S5OO,O0O.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

Eli Leabelt, aged 81 years, was in.
stantly killed, and Abraham Veil seri-
ously injured in a slate quarry at oia
iDgton, Pa, on the 18th, by the break
ing of a chain during the hosting OF
a heavy stone.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

The California assembly refused, OF
the 9th, to adopt a joint resolution
protesting against the proposed treaty
with England relative to the Nica-I-
guam canal now pending before the
United States senate.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

The total value of imports into the
Island of Puerto Rico from the date
of American occupation to December
81, 1899, was S12, 191, $50, and the total
value of exports from the island dur.
ing the same period was s11,G90,s07
The United States furnished Si,6S7,S2
Of the imports and took $3,5oa, 766 of
the exports.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

A commission has been gaZetted in
Havana, consisting of Mayor Lacoste,
president; Senior Estrada y Mora. vice.
president; Senior Cancio and Fathers
Psraga, Noardez and Canova, and
Messrs. Ernest Lee Conant and Osgood
Smith, with power to draw up a new
charter for that city.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

AS reported by r. G. Dun & Co., fat
ures for the week ended on the 9tn
were. PAS in the United States, against
217 last year, and SO in Canada, against
IS last year.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

The board of directors of the Kan
saS state penitentiary have decided to
hereafter sell the entire output of
binding Irvine of the prison direct 10
the farmers. The plan Will become
effective after March 20. There is now
NOR. than $4,000 pounds of Irvine in
stock at the prison warehouse.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

Gov. Roosevelt of New York has CIV
en- out a statement relative to the vice.
presidency, in which he declares that
he will not accept the honor under
any circumstances. He feels that his
duty to the party that elected him
governor and to the state requires that
he should fill out his term of office.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

The president had for his guest. on
the 18th, his venerable friend, Bishop
Wsldron, of Cincinnati, it being the
latter's birthday. The bishop sat with
the president in his pew at the Metro
politan church, and after the sermon
dined with the president and his fam
iIy
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

The statement of the condition ofthe
treasury issued on the 9th showed:
Available cash balance. 96,117,541,
gold reserve, S21S, 1868, 912.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

Denver, Col, Feb. 14.-Rev. Lewis
Biarder. pastor of ST. Joseph chur u,
of this city, is dead. He formerly DC
cupied pulpits in Chicago and New Or
leans
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

On the 9th the house committee on
labcr reported ~favorably the bill to in
terdict interstate transportation CT
prison-made goods.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

Herr S%ternberg, a Berlin banker, was
arrested, on the 9th, on the charge OF
fraudulent practices. He furnished
bail to the amount of a million marks.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
w,. known to Mule Growers.

Joel Thomas. aged 6s, died at his
home in Kansas City of heart disease.
He was a well-known horse and mule
buyer and government contractor.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
T., WIN. n brilliant Affair.

TIE annual ball of the Daughters OF
the Confederacy, which was given at
the St. Nicholas hotel, st. Louis, was
probably the most brilliant affair erer
given by that organization.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
Killed During . Storm.

During a rain and wind storm ut
Jefferson City Anton Heisler. aged 81.
was blown from the door of his resi-
dence into the yard and killed.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
MISSOURI a NEWS.
Recent Deaths.

DR.. Moses Chapman, aged "A, at Lex
ingtou. He mad lived there since 1850,
and had served as public administra-
tor. He was a member of the board OF
trustees of Baptist female college. For
2a wears he was cashier of the LeNlng-
ten bank.
w. j Humphreys, Mt West Plains.
He = Il democratic candidate for cum
ty recorder in 1899.
Charles T. Garrard, aged 43. of Mar
shall, recently at Phoenix. Ariz.
James T. Dunn, ex-sheriff of Daviess
county, at Stanberry.
Capt. 5. W. lIeadlee, aged rs, at his
home. ten miles north of Springfield.
Deceased was captain in the sixteenth
Missouri cavalry, and served in the
state legislature during the war, and
later was state senator, having served
in both branches, about sixteen years
in all.
Louise Terrill Spencer, wife OF Kew.
James NJ. Spencer, pastor of Pecpics
church and Central mission, St. Louis.
She was the mother of eight children,
the eldest IL years old and the young
est ten months, who survive her. Three
Of them are suffering from the salna
disease which robbed them OF their
mother. Mrs. Spencer was 80. and was
the daughter of George p. Terrill, OF
Salem, Va.
Capt. Alvin Lotan Messmore, well
known in St. Louis business circles.
John Bannon, a pioneer citizen oil
| Vernon county, at his home. a few
| miles north of Nevada, of pneumonia
H. was IS years of age, and a veteran
| of both the Mexican and civil wars.
Mrs. Sue Smith Dundlap, one OF tie
| bes1-known women in the vicinity OF
Fulton, at the age of IS.
Benton G. Boone, former attorney
peneral of Missouri, and an eminent
legal practitioner, at his home in Gin
ton. His death was the result of hear
| disease.
John L. Pollard, vice-president d
the F. o. Sawyer Paper Co.. at HI:
horne, No. 1854 Lindell boulevard, -
Louis.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
The Batt1cship Missouri.

The laying of the keel OF the battle
shin Missouri was started the other
day at Newport News, Va. The pre-
Ii,nirary work leading to this ln.-
portant stage in the construction OF
the ship had been in progress for
than a year past. Officials at the ship
ward stated hat the work would he
pushed with all possible speed, now
tina; all the necessary matters are IN
hand. 1t is expected that the Missouri
will be completed and ready for her
triai trip within the time required Ivy
the contract, as the big man-of-war
will have procedure of the sailor craft
i'm course of construction.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

Mai. Cole has been in Springfield
since the last of December. and may
LOCO persons have been converted, IN
GLIDING many prominent men.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
An Unknown Drop. Dead.

An unknown man dropped dead at
Leeper, Wayne county. In his pocket
q small book was found with the name
of Helen Cook. Marshall. Ia.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
JustlaabIe Homicide.

The corners jury said justifablo
homicide on the part of BENZ. Absher,
who killed David Atkinson at Noun
tain Grove, Wright county.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17

Sebastian Englehardt. an aged Ger
man. at No. 2101 North Ninth street,
| ST. Louis, killed himself by shooting
in the chest with a shotgun.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1900-02-17
Preferred Death.

Hugo Kronvey. secretary of the Mu-
tual House Building Co., st. Louis.
shot and killed himself. He lief, n note
saying that he was a
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A Frequent Discovery.
YES" she said, Il have found NJ
husband out" 0
Found him out p
"Out every night. Cleveland Plai1
Dealer.
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Books and papers are printed by
machinery, but it requires brains to
write them and read them.
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Vocal Music.
Na -. BAND RING.

ing from this strong and attsse
IS "Mels" cut from the fsce oi
-. ny Coal 1laek Lay.
~. NJ Baby Lis.
81. ~ Osl y . Nigh Bsea Lay
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-. Mister Johssso tay1 He Lo0s1
-. All CSoas Lo0h Alike - No.
a. Z Love Yes u ~ esass on
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OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED. B
Ono way of Settling tho South African
War - An Absent-Minded Berrar ~,
Flotsam and Jetsam From Funny Pa.
pers. r." -. " '5.&
Going to Headauarters.

The little ones are often uncon-
'ciously sacrilegious. A few days ago
5-year-old boy in North Omaha
rushed into the house and excitedly
rang up central" %
Number, please" said the girl IN
the central Office. n
Gus Glib me Dod." lisped the little
fellow.
Central" srasped the situation and
said, "All right" waited moment
and then asked in changed tone Of
voice:
We'll. my little friend. what ID it,"
"Say, bod, dem Smith chilluns
across ze street keep tomin' over here
an stealin' my playhn's, an you has
JUS got to put top to it," shouted
he angry lad.-Omaha World-Hsrald.
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The bible was the best selling bool,
Of the past year. The American Bible
1 Society put out 1,406, sol copies.
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Il Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of as
cough cure.--J. W. O'BRIEN. 322 Third Ave,
n, Minneapolis. MIMI, Jan. 8. 1900. r.. - Il.
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Children love to take Morley's Little
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cause they are small, look and taste
like candy and do not grippe nor sicken
them. Sngar.coated. One Q dose.
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A Bitter Spell Of Hatred.

rts.s A Bitter Spell of Hatred.
"Gammidge 10 such 4 friend Of the
Beers that he goes to almost any
length to show his hatred Of the Brit
ish."
What's his latest effort?"
HE spells English With small H."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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The charm OF beauty 1s beautiful hair. Secure Il
with PARK ERs HAIR BALsAA.
GhINDIkOORNs the best cure for corns. 15cts,
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The so-called leaders of the people
are dealers in their own wares for
the sake OF the profits.
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An Insinu,,atio,n,

An Iuslnuation.
He-1 make 1t . rule TO never speak
unless I know what am talking
about. s., a, I 55 n 4. "
She Aren't You afraid Of losing
your voice from want 81 practice! 4 3
Chicago News S
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Wonderful right.

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rheumatism and toothache All pain. internal
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your druggist. l5'. Mi S 7a
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lindsr TwinS at Low Prices.
X II ron want : special inside price on binds (
twinA, either Sissl, Standard or Manila, cat
this notice out and mail TO STARS. .RoEBuoK
90. Binder Irvine Department.. Chicago
stating shout how much Irvine you Will require
and how soon you will want It, and they win
save you money by quoting you . price that
"a will either secure your order or compel the
party who supplies you to sell to you ct lower
I price than he Otherwise would n
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Keep Your Hal

In Prussia habitual drunkards may
be legally put in charge of guardians
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Acts gently on the liver and kidneys.
Cures sick headache. Price IS and SOC.
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This il a presidential year, and every citisen
! needs . daily paper. The Des Moines Daily
News is sent postpaid to any address for u ayeAr
All the news condensed for the busy reader; daily
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Domestic Repartse,

q. Domestic Rop0rt00.
She-1 always speak out when 1
have anything to say.
He-Yes, but the trouble is that you
do not limit yourself to speaking out
when you have anything to say. Chi.
caEo Times-H Herald.
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Lock Jaw.

n Z. H. Hardin. China Springs, Tex, says:
zone large dose Of Morley's Wonderful Eight
eured nv mare OF lock jaw. It was wonder.
sful cure and saved me $500 animal" Sold
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A.ee~. ;.o1lats.x.

Landlord "Oh, you've come aftsi
che place % barman, have you? What
wages DO you want Sss s,g
Applicant Ten shillings Q w0aat
cir: or IS II you've got . patent TN. -
Ally 8lopsP.
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Keep Your Hair On
by using Coke Dandruff Cure Money 70.
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+ IN
fneAA~AtnN

Diplomatic.
'Mrs. Dudd seems always to have
her own way"
That's because when she cant have
It she pretends that the other way -
hers. philadelphia Bulletin.
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Pain or soreness In the back must never be
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Ask your Druggist. 4 - -
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Lan e's Fs m,ly Medicine.

fyou cannot collect money collect
your thoughts, it II f $s5s sS @gSsst