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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-09-21
HUGO DENkENsPRucT.
A Wisconsin Farmer and Eek y ustioe Of the
Peace to his Nephew.

A Wisconsin Farmer and x-Justice of the
Peace to his Nephew
Yes, Jonathan, that Indianapolis
speech as you say. is very fine and
lots of it. Mr.. Bryan is schmart
man enough but kvit him for the
sake of his sixteen to one humbug.
and the demonstration at Indiana
polls makes me kvit him more. He
says he was right then and the people
wrong, and that he is right now and
the good people must now apologize
by electing him President. The other
fellows in the convention at Kansas
City have not so much faith, but they
have hopes, so they compromise with
Mr.. Bryan and raise crop of calami-
ty imperialism mixed with the six
teen to one old seed saying to them
selves, Where one don't grow the
other will.
Ibid you ever try to drive in the
barn with your hay load on one side
too much hay on one side and too
muchwheels on the other? Yes, you
did; and you didn't say, Uncle Hugo
we needn't unload, all we do is to
back out and paramount another big
lot Of hay on the other side; then we
drive in the barn all right
~ will tell you little story which
reminds me of this loading up at
Kansas City with the reaffirmation
business and the paramount imperial
ism on the top.
German Independence.
"a very nice talking man called
on my father one day to enkvire for
sheep and calves to buy. They soon
struck a bargain in which he was to
pay twenty dollars for two calves and
six sheep. That was before green
backs. He offered my father a twenty
dollar bill, but as he was afraid Of
wild cat money (there was plenty of
it in those days. my father said he
wanted hard money. After much
nice talk from the man my father
said: No, / rather have the sheep
and calves. Then the man went on
with his fine talk and complimented
the Germans, saying pleasant things
about the German independence of
character.
$50 they were about to part on
friendly terms when the dealer took
an awful kvick fancy to one of our
horses. Pretty soon a bargain was
struck for one hundred dollars. When
the buyer came to pay, however, he
pulled out eighty dollars in silver
and gold and that same twenty dollar
bill. Then there was talk till you
couldn't rest, but my father said at
LAST No l rather have the horse.
The stranger answered "'Well, l give
you my note for the BILL, but my
father replied: No, money not good
enough to buy sheep won't buy
horse perhaps you pay your note
Well, Jonathan, / think OF that
cattle dealer when / read what Mr..
Bryan says of the independence of the
German voters in his recent speeches
and especially when his subjectis six
teen to one and the sturdy indepen-
dence of the German voters. .
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-09-21
CRISP NEWS NOTES.
A Condensed Summary of Happenings the
Whole World Over.

Francois s. Jones, secretary of the
American legation at Buenos Ayres,
Argentine Republic, was swept down
hill near Edgehill., Va, On Sat
urday, while attempting to cross it,,
and was drowned. Mr.. Jones was q
native of Louisiana, 80 years old. He
was appointed secretary at Buenos
Ayres in 1897.
Orders were issued Monday placing
out of commission the Montgomery,
of Admiral Schley's squadron on the
South Atlantic station. The vessel will
undergo general repairs before being
again placed in commission. She will
be replaced on the South Atlantic
squadron by the cruiser Atlanta, which
has just had extensive repairs at the
New York navy yard. She will be in
command of Capt. Ell. Q. Pendleton
who was recently superintendent of
the Washington navy yard.
James @. Hay, veteran of the
Mexican War, died in Anaheim, Gal. !,
on Monday. He was member of the
New York Police Commission under
Mayor Wood, and during the occupa-
tion of the City of Mexico served as
Provost Marshal. He was a member
of the 18th Tennessee.
Prince Albert of Saxony was thrown
from his carriage on Sunday near
Dresden, while the horses were rum
ing away. He was the youngest
nephew of the King of Saxony.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1900-09-21

The Hackensack Republican says
The good Prohibition ladies who are
going to pray alta mark in this cam
paign for the election of Bryan will
find the form of prayer already pre-
pared by their brethren who are fight
ing with Aguinaldo, which they may
as we'll adopt to save trouble. The
following was issued from Aguinaldo, 4
headquarters in Luzon December 4,
1899: May Providence decree in the
election for President of the United
States the Democatic party, which
defends MS, shall triumph, and not the
Republican party, which is headed BY
Mr.. Mckinley, and which attacks us.
The great Democrat, DIR. Bryan, one
of the most eminent men in the
Unitd States, is assured that he will be
future President, and then our happy
hours begin. =
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06

defendant to await the action of the Giand jury, and fixed the bail at $6,c0O The bail was furnished and | nddnt released from custody.
 L. M. Roach Was 53 years old. and lived in ,he neiglborhood of SanoId for the last seven years. coming here from near Wil!coX. He leaves a family of two sons and two daughters. besides Li- wife. He was a member of the con- federa1c vetrans camp recently orgaI- i2rd in Stafford. While MT Roach was known to be cratic and a lit,la eccen- tr-". still he was an honest. hard wor.,- ing old man. and he was good neigh bor. His ostimable family have the sympathy cf the community in their sad bereavement.
 C. R. Freeman Jr.. CTump) who is a yoVnS man acout 28 years old. rode at once to his fathers house anJ report -d the affair to him. C. R. Freeman. ST. at once came to town and notified Hood Porter deputy sheriff. hat Hump could hs found at his hone when wanted.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

The man who has no aim in life is still q chilI.
 Dreams and weather pr. dicitons us- ually gG by contrarias
 A lie is always in hurry. but the truth is willing to wait.
 The ague gives a man the shakr. but it has to repeat the dose.
 What a witness has seen depends up- on thG cross-examin6r.
 Pairing potatoes thin is a pretty good example of household economy.
 The greater the difficulty the more glory there is in surmounting It.
 Brandy brands the nose of the man who is unable to control his appetite.
 4 man who imaEines he has a will f iron may discover after he is mar ried that it is led.
 Some woman is sure to make a fool of some man-unlcss nature saves her the trouble
 A play with an all-star cast will ne v- er succeed until some genius invents an all-center stage.
 After a young man leaves college he generally loafs awhile in order to give the world a chance to catch up.
 wise old physician says a young one should always try to get for his first patien, a woman who is troubled with an ingrOwing imagination Chi cag0 News.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
UPPER TONTO.

The continued dry weather has dis couraged most of our cattlemen. and conseuuenHy cattle and ranches are fir sale.
 The water in the creek has continued to furnish an ampls supply for irrigat> ing purposes. Good crops have been raised and fruit is plentiful.
 Some of our cattle men are gathering in their cattle preparatory to driving them tO b. tier ranGer.
 Alfred Taught. the bear hup-er. has gone to the mountains to seek bruin in his den.
 MT. Powers has taken charge of FL lison's large fruit crop and immense pasture.
 Chas. Siebels' family. of Mesa, are visiting Myron Sanders.
 c. F. Conway's family returned from an extended visit on lower TontO. They were accompanied home by Mir and Mrs. Linzay of Globe.
 Grandpa Booth is able to he out aglin.-Silyer Belt.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06

the green Turkish carpet, and the imaginary course that of Wimbledon. a map If which lay on a table near for reference. By agreement the weather was supposed to be cry and windless. -5 per cent being allowed for run of the ball. The machine ckons only the L.s ;ance of inc carry.
 Braid appeared to become acquainte with Jhr hang or he machine lief ra h $ opponent. his approach shots" being admirably judged. SD that h. got round the eighteen ho!es in eighty strokes.
 To this extent the machine even ad- mits of finesse in its manipulation.
 Though. of course. ''slicing" and pulling canna, be indicated. and bunke1s can only be reckoned with in imagination. tho ingenious cont1ivance affords a frs; ate game. With plenty of exercise and all the clements of cumps- titioI.
 Thi= novel match lasted about an hour, the pr1fes jonas playing in g n- uino earnest for money p.ize-Lon- don Express
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
THE ELEcTEIr FL-.NACE.
Heat That Will Turn to Vapor the
 Most Refractory Substances.


 The following description of a la9ora- tory furnace for high temp eratura work is from an article by Prof. Edward Eeu3uf
 Moissans electric furnlca is a block of quick,ime a little Ionssr and wider than page or this magazine and about three inch. $ thick. A rect ngular CIV fty fs cut on the upper surface of this block. A similar block forms the cover. In opposit. grooves. between the top and bottom pieces. are placed the ear bons. such as are used in ordinary lights. The aye plays across the cav fty in such a manner that the sub stance to be heated is not brought in-U the arc itsalf which is Vaporizsd car bon. but below it. The cavity thus rep resents tiny rever1eratory furnace: the are heats the roof and sides to an intense heat. which is radiated on the open disk OF closed crucio!e CT tube containing the substance heated.
 This is the simplest form of labora- tory furnace. Various m0dificai1ns are used. hut ir all the size is small and the arrangement simple.
 Lime and m1gngsia are he best ma teIials for its cons rUct.au. because they are at the same time ,he most re- fractary substances available and ara poor cane-ictors Df heat. \ furnace top one and ona-haIf inches thick may be heated by so powerful. an are that the melted quiclziime GTips from the inner surface. while the outer surface is scarcely warm Jo the hand. Moi san has utilized in thesa little fu-nacss cur rents of electricity of Var--d strength, the lowest being that given by four horse powe" dyn&1o the highest that generated by a 300 horse power The highest temperatures obtained were about 3.550 degrees cenugI-de 63OJ de- gree; FahranheiO. with the heat con stantly increasing. The limit to the Cotainable temperature-as far as tha experim entaI evidence shOwed-Was merely the ilck Of any known sub stance refractory enough to bear tn D heat: for at the temperature mentionet quicklime and maEnesia not, only melt, but are changed into gases. so that the furnace Was flied with the vdpJr of it's own material.
 The effect of the heat on single sub stances i= very interes -1g. Refrac- tory metals. such as iron. manganese. uranium. platinum. melt rapidly and then become gaseous: the most refTac- tory non-metalltc elem au,s, silicon, boron and carbon are changed into the gaseous form.-From the Popular Sci ence Monthly.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
BACK INTO THE WORLD
He Wanted to See More Fighting Be
 fore He Took a Monks Vow.

Louisville. Ky.-Am1ag the names on:olIal at the recruiting station here ly Licu,onart Seaastiln Fleming of the sixth artillery. is that or Oscar Bach at. at.tz-heieh-. , feet 5 inches: weight. IT. -o-a-.: age. -: physique. Al: bla-l hair arg brown eyes; hirthD.l-e. Aus q =.
 -era..s-- .cs.3-are. Monastery ot e.. s,u,:ua.
 Fra S,anis aus held up his hand with a score of other recruits and [ OK the cath that binds him foi three vars .p ur hold tha ilS of tha United States. 'laore was ru trace ur the cIa.-ter fl his al,y--othi1g to su--es, tn ,. Vo;1ry Wh. had recouciled himself to VOWS ci chastity, poverty. obedience. P rpauai silence and all the stern TiapTi-, restrictions 5. .hich o.ly iron natures can endure.
 No f.ec auran- those recruits had such an open look. such swift. sym pathetic smile. And none of them cculJ ,alk SD enEagi1sly about tn sir notiy,s and plans.
 ''I am still ill the servic. of the cross" h. said. pointing with a mile to the badge Uiau his sleeve.
 Back in the Monastery of Gaths m ane, c.,is,el.5 among the Kentucky hills. were men who cid no. kn W that there Was Va: in China. who did not know that Fra Stanisl@us had @one to b. soldier. who had never heard his V. ice. Nno would deem it a grave sin to feel a pgi ,f curiosity about how th. world Was wsggirr and what the nations wora CoiuS while yea in and year out they told their beaCs.
 They did u,t know when he joined tLsir silent Land that Fra Stauislaus had alrc.dy worn the uniform If his adopted country. Interest in the past Tiff Cf cl='s brother is held to b. s.nfIl. In former years there was a monk in C. lhseuanr who had fought uoCor Na- paicsn and rendered him vaIualI. mil itary services. lie had retired to the c'oisJer Gt the height of the emp aror s career and l. lived out h.s If without exchanging l word u1 such subj ct;I with any other person. When he Ilr dying the a, bot. acco.1ing to custom. gave him permission to ask one quss- ton. which would b. answered. All th- dIe If o.l flashed into tac face of the dying monk as he c~ied:
 'Wha, became o- the eInp5r-1r2''
 Oscar EaChstetG's father is rich manufacturer in Vienna. Ha hims- waa educated in Munich by moaks. and his mind in hoylo1d received a strong devotional l.1t which iater yoars did not effa.e. Iu 1891 his father sent h'm acr rss ta- Atlantic to See this counuy. 1 H. stuGi-7 for 9 year in the College ,r| St. FIaEcis at Quincy IT.
 "Dur!uE that r,riod." he re.ates. "I | tcoh a private vow of ceIiba,y and it shall yer be broken"
 A painful accident led him .o return | to Germany for surgical treatment ! Having recovered. he went U G me ta l study ant anu languages. Tael he r- turned .r America. Slu with .a afffn- | fly for religious fratcrnities and anz- | ious ta l.lru medicine and nursing. he 1 entered ,r- AlaNian Eruthers' hospital ] iu Chicago.
 II was at t..s period that h. Eccam. | interested iu tha TrJpp.st order. \ ! visit to Co.as mane riren=d tho nte est llt3 lE-E.
 I0 1>.' .. .urlal aE in C Eur. D. , r sys.5d il I-".y and studied a little d E.Ec. During a visit to his family at
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06

Vienna he was conscripted for the army. On the day before he was to be sworn in he disguised himself and fled to France, whence he embarked for America for the third time. This time lie took out naturalization pare B. When the war with Spain broke out he enlisted. but did not get further than Jacksonville. where for many mon hS aa nursrd ,hc slci. and wounded.
 Al the close of the war he made use of his fuiiuugh tu revisit Gethsenau". The longing to become a monk Was o-crpowerinG, buJ-he was sold er. he abbot wrote letter of iutcrccss.1n ta Washington. and discharga papers were granted. RachstetZ hastened to the monastery. He was admitted as t choir novic-. and a white robe Was giv- eu him. There Were no vows as yet, bat the disciplina was strict. He miSlt sueak only to thr5a superiors, and that u.t unless absolutely necessary. lie was to have taken the vows in Dec'u.- Der.
 But something iutervened. Two weeks arp Brother Stauslaus heard of he Var for tn, first time. During the ~nring he had hc-n instructor of Latin p by the l.onka. One of the boys. aft-r school closed for tae summer. wrote to him.
 The last sentence of his letter was,
 "I supposa now that trouble has be- gun again. you. dear father. will be SO i-g to the front where you can do the gacd work. | have sent you something that I want you to carry always in memory cf the boy you helped and whp lowed you"
 For day Father Stanis,aus pGndared over the letter. The abbot made no suggestion. On the morning of the second day there came a package to thr E.onastery for Father Stanslaus The IJekage contained a Latin prayer book a.d about it vas wrapped d newspaper h.ch told the first news of the death ,f the German minister.
 The next day Father StlnizIaus Eosca began preparations 10 take up his work in the far east. There N-ls nothing to Getain him. there could be no reproach for the breaking off of his rovitiate.
 But when the war is over," he said. "i shall return to Gethsemane. ani never again leave it"
 That means that he will return to place where a man nay pass half a
 Etury in a cell next door to that of 3 brother whose name and nationality are unknown to him. There are nor t-T5e monks at Cethsemane who know the name of the president of the Unit q SJates or the governor of Kentucky.
 4 needless word entails penanca and morse. The days are spent in hard work in the fields and work shops The monks rise at o'clock every mornin; and go to bed at sundown. Yet they oat only one meal. consisting of vege- table soup. bread boiled in water ard a IltIe rice Tn Lent this is reduced -o .'ead and water.
 Tn spite of these hardships' the Trap T.st monks are noted for their heath and vigor and the goodly age to which they live. They ale mostly of French. German or Irish birth-for few Amer usns care to subject themselves to .ha s.yerities of the order. Many Cf them bore titles in the world, or had distin- llished careers. 4 once celebrated up- cratic tenor was among the monks
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06

few years ago. lie died. So did a Bel gian baron who was one of his com rades. He was 90 years old Tha IT s ent abbot. Father Edward. is of royal blood. The world knew him as Count Edward de Bourbon, cousin of Louis XVIII of France.
 Only a man Of rare gifts is admitted' to the order. It is a high uibuta to Oscar HarAstctz's character and att tainments rhat hr was allowed to be come a uoVice.-New York World.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
TO KEEP IN GcLF.NG FORM.
An Indoor Practice Machine of Which
 the Professionals Approve.

Something quite " in ''ye ancient and royal game of golf" was witnessed in the warehouse of Anderson. Ander- son G Anderson recently, where Brail played Taylor, tho champion, and beat him by six holes up and five to play. The match took place in the show rco n before an interested group Of spectat- ors. Though played with obvious limi- tat-ons, it was good golf. all the sane.
 The object was to illustrate the elf ciency of a golf practice macAine''-a clever contrivance certain to attain considerable vogue among golfers, cs- pecially such as wish to improve their driving.
 The machine is a meter which regis tcTs with mathematical eXactitude the length of each drive A ball is attach cd by a cora about yard long, an I you thwack il at will.
 Braid yesterday had 225 yard driv to h.s credit, and was amazed to find the machine registering his shots with perfect pIe ..sian.
 Tay'e. i-i1 " li,,a tribute to its ac- cuIacy.
 The tecinS ground was cocoa mat,
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
APPROPRIATE TO THE DAY

Mamma-Willie. y-u mustn't quar- rel that way with Amy; and today oe all days. Don't you know this is Sun day."
 Willie-Tes. but. mamma. this Is a religious discussion We are having Philadelphia Press.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
FOR COUSIY ASSESSOR

I hereby announce myself as candi- date for the office of county assessor of Maricopa county, subject to the action of the republican county convention.
 CHARLES w. BARNETT.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06

the sea to distant lands. What Bryan calls inali5nable rights have been ruth iessIy trampled under fO5t by several of his supporters in the southern states but that seems to not trouble him in tn leas,..-Brooklyn Eagle.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
FOR PROBATE JUDGE

MIR. N. A. MORFORD will be a can didate for probate judge. subject to the choice of the republican county con- Vention.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
FOR SHERIF r

I hereby announce myself as a can Gidate fir sherifI of MaIicopl county. subjeC- to the will of the republican county convention to be held in Phoe- nix September s.
 J. E. STURGEON.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
FOR JUSTICE OF THE PEACE

hereby announce myself as a candi- date for justice of the peace of Phoenix precinct, subject to the action f the republican county convention on Sep | mber &. GILBERT D. GRAY.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
LATE GOSSIP OF
 FOREIGN CAPITALS

King Victor Emmanual does not smoke Of ;he grlat smokers among the crowned heads f Europe only old Emperor Francis Joseph remains. lie smokes nearly all day long. his cigars being peculiar kin1 cf Cuban tobacco. for which he pays a large price. and which. mace from picked plan.s by workmen especially employed for tae purpose at Havana. are packed unl sealed under the supervision of the Austrian consul general at Havana. and dispatched in the diplomatic bag so That they escap- the att 7ntion of the customs officials at th froaciers. They cost the emperor about $1.15 each and are exceptionally fine. Tha late King ITmn-'ert. like his father. was an in- Neterate smoker, and was wont 10 rr- owe large consignment or cigars each year from the emperor of Aus tria. generally about Chris tmas or the rew ar. The late Emperor Fredari-k was rarely seen with u- a pipe CT 'i- gar in his mouth. and. indeed. n can-
  "urlheG. was ascriEed to tfe use If t0bacco. His son, Emperor Nilli ,u. only smokes cigarettes. while the czar rarely. |: Yer. smokes even these pa r.letos. Neither King Oscar nor King Chri tian appear Q ear. much to- hacco. Kine Carl s of Pou.ualI 's lrt much Q: . ,.n ker. while if tEt king of Spain evcr ':@,ches 2 whif u" .l,lcco
 
 C" .f''s . ? ..- losing the flvrr which it f'r--'.-.- Cc-0ved with royalty. a'd afr hal.n- IA turn been us-I lr ;i,t I"rln of snvff. in pipes cfgare ant c.- Garettes. is II W going ou- If "a ti1n altnge:hcr an1, rS the crownt. neaGs # the old world.
 Mrs. Edward Ceale. who l,s r.-r died in Dublin. was the ni,c. f that celebrated Iady Morgan. whp :~ =.n. val: r.pUtcd to have b-el tho Ciie- Inal If E"cky s.arpe, in "Vaa.ry Ti.r'' that Lady Morgan. whose salon was frequented by all of the leading celeb- '.r.e< of th- c.r.y part of thr c.I.ury in L.1nGon. Taris. and Duhl:n. Mrs. Geale's own salon was the leading one IF tn- lll~l t''l ital, ana Sn. N!S il' Eg ais; cf Lord Carlisle. 's wei, Is If sc 'eral other successful yIc...";s =: Ireland.
 Public opniLn in Aus.r'a is In#,h wHrkeG up Cyy- the compulsory ',-ig "dt;nr from le army of Count Le :o "nCWSki. ci',!c'v of ,he cdrdrn.. 7 that nAn'-. who is Ir,f.ct of the propasaadl at Rome. Some time ago the Marquis TacoH, lient=nant Cf the Sixteenth Illus sar regiment. and a chamberlain of the emperor, took na of his brother oft cers to task for having spoken slight ingly, and in his presence. of one of the members of the imperial family. The officer made charge against the ir1- 2erial prince il question. which the marquis was able tn disprovl. and he thcreupon branded his comrade as a liar. Of course. there was no other al native after this but 2 the officer to challenge tho marquis to duel The latter. first of all. fused to fight on the ground that he could not be eY- rected to cross swords with a man who had not only brought a disgraceful charge aEains- one of the members of the reigning family, but who was also
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06

I hereby announce myself as a candi- date for the office of county recorder of Maricopa county, subject to the action of the republican county convention, 10 be held September S.
 GEORGE A. MAUK.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
FOR AS<EMBLYSIAN

I hereby announce myself as candi- date for the assembly. subject to the decision of the republican courty con VentiOn. LEVI W. Cpl-i-lNo'
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06
FOR COUNTY Rt CnRDIR

hereby announce myself as q candi- date for the office of county recorder of Maricopa county, subject to the action of the republican county convention.
 l.. w. COGGINS.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06

hereby announce myself as can diIate for t!- office of district atro-n-y of Maricopa county, subject to ihe action of the republican county conv IT. ton, 10 be held September s. 1909.
 THOMAS F. FLANNlGAN.
Arizona republican., 1900-09-06

MT. Bryan was refused admittance to the Epwcrth Leagua meeting the oth- CT day because he had no ticket. That must have been before he was formally notifi. I that he had one.-Houst1h pOs-.