The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1900-10-24

Ooe day, before the late Lord Rus
sell was elevated to tie bench, he
was sitting in court, when another
bsrlister, leaning across the benches
during the hearing of q trial for big
amy, whispered: : Russell, what's the
penalty fer bigsmy!" 1.-Two mothers
in-law,' instantly replied Russell.
Honely women have one consola-
tion. 1t is only the beautiful, or at
least the pretty and interesting, who
are mentioned in the newspapers in
connection with suicides and scan
dals.
DR.. W. II. Lewis, Lswrenceville,
Va, writes, Il am using Kodol Dys.
pepsia Cure in my practice among
severe cases of indigestion and 6nd
it an admirable remedy" Many
hundreds of physicisns depend upon
the use Of K IDOL Dyspepsia Cure in
stomach troubles. It dlgests what
you eat, and allows you to eat all the
good food you need, providing you
do not overload your stomach Gives
instant relief and a permanent cure.
J. E Kaufman.
The iLfueDce of good bumor on
life are manifold. A happy disposi.
ton helps in business, increases the
pleasure of others, makes its owner
contented, assists him to forget men,
,al worry and 60 preserves his health.
Brown-I never saw such fellow
as White is. It takes him SO long to
make up his mind. Black-Not at
all. l have known him to make up
his mind ten times in half an hour,
and in different way every time.
Ramon's Tonic Liver Pills, pleas
ant remedy for all diseases arising
from disordered or torpid liver.
They are the modern cure for consti-
patton, biliousness, sick headaches,
specks before the eyes, etc. They
do not sicken or gripe, mild in action,
thorough in effect. Ouly one dose,
sugar coated and pleasant to take.
Price, 25 cents a box. at the Bazaar.
Mr. Kawdle-"I wish you wouldn't
interrupt me every time I try to say
something. Do I ever break in when
you're tslkine?" Mrs. Kswdle-"No,
you wretch! You 60 to sleep.
What becomes of all the pins
used!" is the question just now wor-
rgipg half the world. It is evident
that those who are puzzled over this
simple proposition never tried walk
ing on the floor nights in their bare
feet.
A new remedy for biliousness is
now on sale at J. E. Kaufmann's
drug store. It is called Chamber
laiu's Stomach end Liver Tablets.
1t gives quick relief and will pre-.
vent the attack if given as soon as
the first Indication OF the disease
appears. Price, 25 cents per box.
Samples free.
When you have no appetite, do
not relish your food and feel dull
after eating you may know that you
need a dose of Chamberlain's Stom-
sch and Liver Tablets. Price, 25
cents. Samples free at j. E. Kauf-
mann's drug store.
President Wilborp, who has been
travelling in the State, in the interest
OF the CJtton Growers Association,
says the movement is being enthusi-
astically supported. The convention
to meet in Columbia during the State
Fair will be largely attended.
While Captain G. F. Camp, pas
sepger conductor on the AsheVille,
Spartanburg and Columbia Railroad,
was attempting to put eff his train a
boisterous and drunken white man
at Pacolet aepot who would not pay
his fare, the man seized Mr.. Camps
left hand in his mouth and bit it
b.dly. NJ. Camps arm is badly
swollen his hand having been pois-
ored by the bite.