The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-04-27
Editorial and Otherwise.

Pride has fall sometimes.
Fickle people are not reliable.
Pot luck is mighty poor luck at best.
One of the worst faults is finding them,
No family is model one to the janitor.
Brethren don't always dwell together
in unity.
Too many cooks sometimes spoil the
broth.
The II told you so" man never admits
his mistake.
A betting man doesn't have to be fat
to be heavy loser.
Don't spend your money just because
ii is rainy day.
1t is mighty hard to down an energetic,
square-dealing man.
Some people go through life whistling
to keep their courage up.
Faith without works is dead and work
without faith is drudgery.
"Frying size" kids are too fresh some-
times in the presence of their betters.
Every young lady who buys "Rough on
Rats" don't use it for suicidal purposes.
Pascagoula is an ideal sea shore resort,
fishing, bathing and boating unequaled.
Japan should remember that Russia is
very different sort of proposition
from China.
Queen Victoria is in Dublin and it is
raining there. That will make it seem
homelike.
An old bachelor says that he believes
marriage is means of grace-because it
leads to repentance.
1t is mystery to most men how q
woman can tolerate pet dog when she
has hobby in the house plants he is
always wrecking
When the times are out of joint every
thing moves rapidly-the wrong way.
Some people would never rejoice in al
ascension robe unless they got it at 9
bargain day price.
War has broken out in Ashanti and an
interesting question is how many new
African words it will add to the English
language.
Dewey is not satisfied with the house
! given him by the American people. He
wants to exchange it for the White
House.
A Western philosopher observes that
in every family you will find an old man
trying to quit smoking and ayoung man
trying to learn.
Giddy women see the folly of their
course sometimes and settle down to a
quiet home life.
New subscribers are coming in almost
every day for the DEMOcRAT-SrAn II
this continues much longer new and
faster press will have to be purchased
with steam fixtures.
The kind and prudent husband who
has saved up his money this winter will
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bonnets, even as lamb to the sacrifice
A Michigan transportation company
spent 81 in collecting l3 cents. There
was certainly more money than sense in
this.
When the cabinet can take time from
Webster Davis it is considering the wal
tax and little things like that.
Winter isn't nesting in the lap OF
Spring. The latter hasn't even had d
chance to be seated.
A man cannot always be considered
lucky when everything comes his way
1t may be mad dog, or Texas steer, ol
n iunatic with a long shooting gun.
The Bootless Baby" is new play
The play may be enjoyed if none but
bawless babies are allowed to attend.
Fifty thousand horses are reported tt
have been purchased by the British wal
Office and to be in transit for South Africa
Generally the women who spend lo
of time striving for " the higher life
leave their husbands to do the striving
for the house rent.
Goldsmith said "People seldom i'm
prove when they have no other mode
but themselves to copy after"
This is the law Of benefits between mel
the one ought to forget at once wha
he has given, and the other ought neve
to forget what he has received.
Women tempt thieves by the careles
way in which they carry their pocket
books, but that's the fad, and they ha'
rather be out Of money than out of style
1t is apity man can't get pair 0
suspenders that will hold up his repu
tation as well as his trousers.
!. A boarding house is the place to &c
+ substantial food. 1t is often so substan
tial that you can't chew 1t.
Some people who were never accuse
OF modesty have been badly shocked b.
naked electric wire.
It's lucky thing we don't have to pa
taxes on our hir castles or most Of Il
, would be continually broke.
The two most awkward things in thi
world are woman holding a gun and
bachelor holding baby.
The world is full of men who are will
ing to preserve the honor Of their coul
!. try at the polls-for consideration.
When shifting people can't think .
any other way to annoy their neighbol
they get dog to howl through tn
night.
It's { toss-up between the amater