The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-12-17
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the Old farmers pocket came two big
rosy checked apples. That butter apples
and ruts fee was as satisfactory to me
as any l had ever received
john e. Donovan has a picture entitled,
My After the Carnival Dream" which
was Drawn for him in the county ia'l by
j. Matt Aubery last summer The sketch
had some typical carnival ones surrounds
cd by some of the types the artist saw
Mr.. Donovan had the sketch framed as a
real work of art to represent the appre-
cation of his services that one client :elt,
For ten years L have neve-' pain TO
nave an umbrella mended,' sah one law
yer. The rich landlord of the story
DOCK style wanted the store the cid Grip
pied umbrella man was using for shop,
and started to force the old fellow out
liked him SO that he was allowed to stay
and ever since that I have taken my rain
shields to him for free mending That
was all the fee received for that case,
too"
81 had the secrets of nv own lodge
oHered to me as payment for a serV-
Ice, said one attorney who belongs TO
several secret orders. IT was sitting
in my office one day when welI-dressed
woman came in and wanted advice Her
husband, to whom she was but recently
married, was a member of a secret So
ciety.
WASHED FOR \ DIVORCE.
I think it's perfectly horrid of him,
too she said, to have secrets and not to
tell them to me- When he married me
he said he would share everything with
me, and the first thing L ask. almost,
he won't do. Can't you make him?'
Il asked her to what lodge he be-
longed, and she told me the name of an
order of which l myself was a member.
Then she went on:
" L tell you what, if you will make
him tell them to mel will tell them to
you to pay you for making him do what
I want. That's fair. isn't it. 1 should
think you would like to know such
things. Need them in your business,
you know"
81 didn't accept that fee
81 had a good offer from one woman,
that I did accept" continued this at
torney, "for it was too good TO refuse,
although it was not in cash. / had
represented her in an action for divorce,
and after the suit had been won she
wanted me to accept part payment in
handmade lace. The samples of lace
she showed ne We're exquisite, so ! told
her it would be all right If she gave me
about ten yards of the lace, and 1t was
worth every cent of what was credited
her for it -
II was paid in washing for a divorce ]
secured" said j. Fl. Paul. ~ wcn?dn
came to me one time with 4 tale of woe
about her husband, and wanted me 10
get a divorce fer her. She sand that she
didn't want any work done for her for
nothing, but that she was not able to
pay money. She would DO my washing
for twenty-five weeks, though, If l
would free her from her husbsnd. She
refused to let me act in charity for her,
and as she wanted divorce 50 she
could marry another man I accepted her
offer, and she washed away, literally,
her marriage ties"
'I'u tell you one of my fees said
f. e. Chaplin. 81 was defending a man
who was charged with having killed a.
dog, out in Columbia county Tie first
action brought against him was dcfec.
tive and while the plaintiffs counsel
was writing out warrant I took my
man to the door and told hll TO get
out of the county-the Justices Office
was on the border line-as quick as he
could. In my hurry 10 get him our OF
the county forgot TO collect my fee,
and [ never saw him again.