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The Holly chieftain., 1900-08-03
Cheap E.cur.Ions Eaat

The Burlington will on June 11th and
18th put on sale tickets from Denver to
Chicago, V. Louis. Peoria and all Mis-
souri, river points at rate of one fare plus
81 for the round trip. Tickets good for
return ~ October Slst; This rate open
General Agent.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-08-03

This morning 1 reminded Jones that
he owed me sixty-fve cents" Did ii
vex him J" Oh no; It reminded him to
remind me that owed him g."
The Holly chieftain., 1900-08-03

To have your napkins and table linen
lhat delicate, clear white 20 desirable. use
Russ Bleaching Blue. the modern bag blue
The Holly chieftain., 1900-08-03

Remove the causes that make your hair lifsisss
and gray with PAKKKR's HAIR BALsAN
HISDKRcoRxs. the best cure for corns- i5ets.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-08-03

When man eats green cucumbers he
has to take the consequences" Drugs
too"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-08-03

II wouldn't go on one of those cheap
summer excursions for anything" ''Of
course not. my dear: with a slim social
off
The Holly chieftain., 1900-08-03

so you like polo better than golf?''
Sh. yes; In polo you can blame the bad
plays on your pony"
The Holly chieftain., 1900-08-03
Cheap Luxurious Travel In MatohIess Pal.

Take advantage OF Union Pacific's ex.
cursion rates. Only one fare plus s. for
the round trip to Chicago, et. Louis, 81,
Kansas City, Omaha and intermediatc
and many other polnts- Tickets on sale
July l2th. 10th and August 4th. Final
street.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-08-03

Each package of PUTNAM FADE
LESS DYES colors either Silk. Wool
o. Cotton perfectly.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-08-03

Hint to HoussksepsrA
To preserve summer skirts and dresses
use ''Faultless Starch" All grocers, l0c.
The Holly chieftain., 1900-08-03

important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle Of CASTORIA,
. safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that 1t
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22
WIT L.o WISDOM.

About the poorest occupation yos
can find is to sill down and adI- ire yorJ.
AeiE Horn.
-Baggins says it's the man who payl
summer hotel ILLS for large family
who knows what Il is to be sea sick. -
Washington Post
--"Everythine is mild and sweet in
The spring." said Migglet That's
fact" returned Boggles. Even land
lords. "-Harpcr's Bazaar
when II Is COMMUNICATIONS
''When shall pay this money back TO
you2" Jack-"o, whenever it is con.
venient." Tom--"Thanks for Che Gift
Jack. Yankee Blade.
Here's double fare, cabby. Now
get me to the railroad station iust az
quick as you can" "All right, sir, un.
ierstand. I've druv Lank presidents
and cashiers before. "--Pittsourgh Press
AT an Agricultural college. Pro.
fessor-"What Is the best time for til
ering apples?" Young Student-"Please,
sir, when the farmers back is turned
and there is no dog in the orchard."--
Petit Parisien lllustre.
Ono Sure Sign. --WibDie--They may
talk about their corn-huslxs, musk rats
and all that sort of thing, but there's
one sign of a cold winter / new saw fail
yet Wabble-What's that? WibblO-
The thermometer.-Dem Month.
".
1t was Charged. -Teaeher-So you
can not remember the names of the
great lakes Can't you keep them in
your head? Johnny-No, mum, If was
to keep them in my head might 60:
water on the brain. Albany Tele
gram.
-She-You're getting too proud 70
recognize your friends bowed to you
yesterday and you didn't deign to re.
turn it" He-Raturn it! OF course
bot. 1 think too much of anything
coming from you 70 return it."-Boston.
Transcript
Supreme Gall-"YOu remeni beI
Vickars and his wife were divorced
about a year ago?" "Yes." "Theu
are going 70 remarry. have Just re-
$50 have l. wonder If they have the
nerve to expect second batch of pres
epts. indianapolis Journal.
"a I-=sIual Outlook.-Tommy Bingo
--Therc is another fellow in the nexI
room with sister. FeatherstOne wait
Ing for audience)-Do you know who
he is? Tommy-No, don't know who
&c is, but just before he came she haa
he big arm chair moved In there.
Removing the Cause. Doctor
said young Goslin to his medical adj
wiser, II am suffawing fwom insomnia"
500 you hang up those trousers in yout
sleeping chamber?" asked the phySi.
elan, nodding his head at the pair Cos
lin was wearing. "Yahh" Put tb ew
IN the hall when you reGre- Five Ssl
~ pleyIs r ?Och
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22
OBITUARIES.

On the 9th Of January 1900, little
Walter, son of E. A and Burnicie
Campbell, dress caught FIRE and burl-
ed him 80 badly that he only lived
about ten hours, when his spirit took
its flight to live and be with God
forever. Walter was bright and
promising for one of his sge-3 y'rrs
and 8 months. He was the pride OF
his parents and grand parents, but he
has gone home. His body was inter.
ed on the Goth, in the family cemstiy
at his grand fathers, there to await
the resurrection morn; there with
others of his kindred in that peace
which the world cannot give or take
away. The gentle breeze fans his
verdent covering, he needs it MOI; the
sunshine and storm pass over him, he
is not disturbed, no sound proceed
from him save the silent yet thrilling
admonition; "Seek ye the straigh,
gate and narrow way that leads to
eternal life at G5d's right hand"
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22
eELlurous AND EDUCATIONAL.

Fifty leading colleges OF the DALI
u States contsin a total OF So,1ss stu
dents. ~
Louise Michel has started q schoo'
IN London. where she gives fl ee lnstruc
hoIss to forty poor children. -
--Ex-Gcv. Evans, of Colorado, hAi
presented the university of Denver
WITH Slsoruo for IT'S further endoW'
ment
After long opposition on the part Of
he vestry the electric light has finally
been introduced into old Trinity church
New York city.
The shah of Persia recently visited
Me residence OF tic American mission.
aries in Teheruu, the first time he had
ever honored any foreigners there, and
was delighted with the housekeeping
and especially with the artcsian well
"bicb they sunk.
in 1904 there were thirty-five trans
lations Of the Scriptures in existence;
since the formation of the British and
Foreign lille Society in that year, ten
millions of money have been expended
In ;he work of circulating the Bible.
and there arc now ncarly 500 transit
tons of the Scriptures.
1T pays to 10 every thing we'll, be
s2use one thing done we'll is O part do
ing Of the next thing that we would not
do other than well. "Plny always
as II master were listening" said
Schumann, himself q musical master.
Who knew whereof he advised II the
doing of one thing is, in effect, the
preparation for, and part doing Of an
other, then it were we'll to perform any
part always as If the Master were list
ening, because, il the Master is ever u
Nsten, He is, in effect, listening always
Sunday School Times.
The life of Christ is the exhaust
less fountain whence the preacher Is te
draw his supplies for pulpit and pastoral
work. Paul was wise in his determine
hon b. ''lsnow nothing among you but
Christ" Peter was wise in bis exhor
tation to grow 10 the knowledge OF
Christ" The preacher who know
Christ, - the Scripture meaning Of thai
word. has On incxhaustible storehouse
from which 10 draw. II the preaching
b Christo-centrlc, there will never be q
hack Of fresh gospel tkeines--N o
Christian Advocate.
--Christinn Optimism, II you wish TO
cnn it. holds by the inspired assurance
Mat God Is working all things together
for good 10 those who love him and
who are called according 10 his pur
pose. This docs not proclaim every
thing DO be good for every body, IRE
ypectite Of character and conduct, Ne
though the universe were huge ma
ehine. impcrsonal and irresponsible and
Irresistible, that had somehow got
twist In happy direction and 90 went
On grinding out happiness for saint and
proHtgste alike, with neither Thought
kor merit in the operation But this
conception Of Christian Optimism does
See divine order and holy purpose in the
universe, because 1t sees God as plannine
originating, ordaininK directing, effect
ing all things In fulAllment of His wiS
lom and love. Minneapolis EnaigA N
-
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

"ons Minute Cough Cure is the best
remedy I ever used for coughs and
colds. 1t is unequalled fer whospihg
cough. Children all like it," writes
q. N. williams, Gentryville, Ind
Never fails. 1t is the only harmless
remedy that gives immediate results.
Cures coughs, colds, hoorseness, group
bronchitis and all throat
and lung troubles. It's early use pre-
vents Group, ~. 81, 0rms. NJ
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

peal.
We further deLounce fusion in
any form with the Democrat or Re-
publican parties. Fusion means con
fusion. Confusion means death to
any reformed party.
We further declare we will not put
any delegate on guard who advocates
fusion in any form, in the future.
We further congratulate our breth
rem of the State for their noble stand
in the late election. Like the Spar.
aims of oiden timeA, 1900 of them
fought desperately for liberty at the
ballot box on Move mber 7, last
while thousands of our brethren
went over to help the Republicans
and Democrats. These men have
never faltered or showed any sign OF
going over to either of the old poll
teal parties. They met the combi-
nstion of the money power of Wall
street and their Hobbies, while no
doubt thousands of dollars of Wall
streets money was used IN the late
election.
Resolved, That we favor county
and district Peoples Party clubs be-
ing organized in this county, after
which the meeting adjourned to meet
again circuit court day.
W. H. Brown, Cbmn.
A. II. Cardip, Sec'y.
OBITUARIES.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22
A Night Of Terror,

lawful anxiety was felt for the wi
dow Of the brave General Burnham of
MachiAs. Mes whom the doctors said
The would die from pneumonia before
morning" writes Mrs. S. H. Lincoln,
who attended her that fearful night,
hut she begged for DR.. Kings New
Discovery, WHICH had more than once
saved her life, and cured her Of Con-
sumption. After taking, she slept all
night. Euther use entirely cured her.
This marvellous medicine is guarau.
teed to cure all Throat, Chest and
Lung diseases. Only Soc and 81. Trial
bottles free at J H Orme's drugstC re.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

Died on Jan. "a, 1900, at the resi-
deuce of Mrs. Berry Clark. in the
Fords Ferry neighborhood, Mrs Viola
McMican, and daughter of Mr.. j. E.
Claghorn. She leaves a husband, two
little children, father, mother, brotk-
srs, sisters and host of friends to
mourn hei loss. She was q faithful
wife, louing mother, a kind neigh.
Dor and a bright christian. She pro-
fessed religion at the age of 16, and
afterward joined the Presbyterian
church in Marion, and lived a faith.
ful member of that church until death
Iwould say to her relatives and
friends, If you will follow the christian
example she set you may rest sssured
you will meet vi in that. happy home
above, where partipgs will be no
more.
Alone unto our Fathers will
One thought hath reconcile
That He whose love exceedeth urs
Hath taken home his child.
Fold her, oh Fatherl in thine arms,
And let her henceforth be
A messenger Of love between
Our humvn hearts and TIL
"A Friend.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22
l.I3.OOO.0O

2f97 cash presents amounting to S25, 10000
In case of tie, money equally di,
vided.
Every guess on the above PROPOSE
ton must be accompanied by years
subscription to the WEEKLY ENQUIRER.
You can guess as often as you care
to inclose subscription price to the
WEEKLY ENQUIRER.
This contest will close a month be-
fore the result of the census will be
known and officially certified by the
Director of the United States Census
at Washington, d. c.
Subscription price for the WEEKLY
ENQUIRER Gncluding guess is only
$I.oo a year. Eleven copies and
eleven guesSes for $40. 90. For full
particulars see WEEKLY ENQUIRER.
Send all orders to ENQUIRER Co.,
Cincinnati, Ohio.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22
NeuralslG BauIshed.

There is no more severe or stubborn
pain than neuralgia. A remedy that
will cure it will cure any pain, DR.. G.,
S Stivers, dentist, Louisville, KY,
says: "My wife suffered over two years
from very severe neuralgia, which sew
eral physicians failed to relieve. i
then got Morley's Wonderful Eight,
which relieved her in i've minutes
and soon effected a permanent cure.
Free trial bottles at Orme's drugstore,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22
Rich, Red Blood

Morley's Sarsaparilla and Iron not
only purlnes your blood bot makes
new, rich, red blood, II you have skin
cruptions. boils. abcesses, rheumatism
or scrofula, or II you have a run down.
tlred-out feeling, try this remedy and
note the prompt results. si.oo per
bottle. Sold BY J, H orms,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22
Most Ia Quantity, Best Ia Quality.

Morley's sarsaparilla and Iron is
tonic, blood purifier and q blood
maker. Iydoes not stop with merely
curing certain diseases, like scrofula,
sores, abcesses, but cleanses and builds
mp the whole system, All who have
tried 1t say there is more. cure in one
bottle OF Morley's Sarsaparilla and
Iron than in six Of any other kind.
Sold by ] II Orme,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

HARPER whiskey ON your side
board proves your taste is correct. 1t
proves also that you are doing your
duty to your guest and to yourself,
keeping the finest whiskey obtainable.
Sold by J. H. Orme.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22
Best SaIye In the World

Is Banner Sslve. 1t is made from a
prescription by world wide known
skin specialist and Is positively the
most healing salve for Piles, Burns,
Scalds, Ulcers, Running Sores and all
skin Diseases + Haynes.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

Agents on salary Of $500 per
week and expenses; the greatest sgent
seller ever produced; every stock and
poultry raiser buys it on sight. Hus-
tiers wanted. Reference. Addr ess,
with stamp, American Mfg. Co.,
Terre Haute, Ino.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

Mrs, Minnie McAlpin, May field, KY,
writes: DrM A Simmons Liver Med
iclne In the past is years has saved
:us many Doctors bills. It cured my
baby Of deep seated Colds, and preven-
ted Pneumonia. ! believe tits much
better and stronger medicine than
Black Draught.--J. H Morse.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

No other medicine Builds Up and
Fortifies the system against Miscar-
iiage as we'll as Simmons Squaw Vine
Wine or Tablets II Morse.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

]. B, Clark, Peoria, ILL.,, says, "Sur-
geOns wanted on mo for piles, but /
cured them with DeWitt's Witch Sal.
ve." 1t is infallible for piles and skin
diseases. Beware Ofounterfeits.-J.
II. Orme.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

Miss Annie E. Cunning, Ire, Mich,
says II suffered long time from dy-
spepsia; lost flesh and became very
weak. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure COM
pletely cured me-" 1t digests what
you eat and cures all forms of stomach
prouble. 1t never fails to give inme-
tiate relief. flames H. Orme.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22
0olue BOWS HIN.

People
suffering
from Kid
ney Diseases
feel a gradual
but steady loss OF
strength and vital
ity, They should
lose no time In trying
Foley's Kidney Cure, a
Guaranteed Preparation.
R. F. Haynes. Druggist
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

CONSTIPATION Of the. Bow els may be
Easily cure d by few doses or Dr. ~.
A Simmons Liver Medicine Candy
ablets j II. Morse.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

st. Louis is asking the present Co
gress to appropriate $4,000, 900 for
that city's exposition in 1908
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

Better speak words Of love to the
living parent than words Of praise
about the dead
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

Two heads may be better than one
hut man with a bad cold wouldn't
think cd
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

Shots from the pulpit usually fly over
the heads of the sinners In the front
rev
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

1t is living twice to be able to en-
Joy the past portion Of life
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

When rich Quaker was asked the
secret Of his success in life, he answer
ed, "Civility, friend, Civility"
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22
OUR GLORIOUS COUNTRY.

Have you watched its marvellous
GROWTH If not, The Weekly En-
quirer wants to study the strides it has
made. The first census of the United
States was taken in 1870. Since then
every succeeding ten years. The re-
suit has been as follows:
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

Here you have the figures of
basis of calculation. The problem
now is: What will be the population
of the United States, excluding recent
acquisitions. The result is usually
announced in July of the census year.
The WEEKLY ENQUIRER is anxious
to engage all in a study of their coun-
try. To this end it will distribute
cash amounting to $a5, 900, for solu-
tons received Of the population Of the
United States Census, as follows:
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

1t is better to: take many injuries
than to give lone
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

The more a man tries to prove he
isn't fool, the more he proves he is.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1900-02-22

1t Ia easier for man to forgive his
enemies than to forgive his friends
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-18
schoolboys Being Demoralized.

A New York superintendent of
schools says: 1--WE have had more cases
of corporal punishment to investigate
this year than usual. Our boys seem
more than ever given to fighting.
think 1t is due to the way In which
most of the newspapers exploit the
doings Of prize fighters. Not only Is
a great deal of space devoted to prize
fights, but the puglllsts and scenes at
the rlngside are fully Illustrated. Now,
all this has a bad effect on the boys
and is the cause of most of their disor-
derly acts"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-18
Orang-Outang VS.. Bur lar.

Some two years ago retired officer
of the merchant service, living in the
Rue d'Alesia, Paris, NJ. Duchesne,
brought home an orang-outang from
Borneo. Since growing to its full size
the brute Is terror to the neighbors.
Its master won't hear of its being
chained up, contenting himself with
shutting the animal in his bed room
before going out. This was done yes.
terday, but unfortunately for him,
Nicolas Bargeve, alias The Devourer,"
had determined to make professional
call at NJ. Duchesne's apartment with
intent to burgle. Now as this illustri-
Gus character had only been three days
at large after completing his ninth term
of Imprisonment, he was naturally un.
aware that such pet as the orang.
outang was tolerated in these partlcu-
lar rooms. Consequently, when the
burglar was suddenly pounced upon by
two hairy paws, he was somewhat sur
prised, and his screams soon brought
help, with the result that Mr.. Bargeve
was drawn out of the room by his feet,
in very ignominious fashion. lie was
taken to the infirmary, and it Is report
ed that he has gone mad and now i'm
agines himself to have been changed
into an ape.-London Post.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-18
Spr. .np on the Farm.

The sweet, balmy breezes of springtime
are melting the last fall of snow,
And soon the bluebirds will be singing,
to cheer on the man with the hoe;
The gentleman with the lone gallus, who
down the corn-row slowly plods,
With right-and-left whacking and
smashing, to bust up the newly
turned clods.
The ice has gone out of the streamlet.
and green leaves peep forth on the
trees;
The worm-fence is patched up in places,
and new gums" are placed for the
bees;
The spring house has been fumigated, and
bed clothes are aired on the line,
And the whole farm breathes out warm
welcome for the coming of spring S
blessed time.
The colt is turned loose in the pasture.
painted over with rank kerosene;
The anvil rings out its wild clamor as
the ''plow p'ints" are made sharp
and keen;
The boys dig for bait in the barnyard,
for the creek waters muddy and
warm,
For spring is at hand, rousing up this old
land, and there's joy, life and work
on the farm.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-18
FAMOUS DOBIE STEER OF TEXAS.

~Big as the Dobie steer" is the hyper
bole they use when describing a pair
of horns. 1t is hyperbole, for travel
the wide plains over and another steer
with pair of horns such as has the
Dobie steer cannot be found. He is
the last of the old tribe OF monster
horned cattle of the plains that gave
to Texas its additional nickname of
1.-The Long Horn State" The steer
measures 10 hands and weighs be-
tween 1,600 and 1,700 pounds. His
enormous horns from point to point
measure nine feet seven inches. The
horns could easily be made to measure
over 10 feet If taken off the steer,
steamed, and Strengthened. When the
steer Is standing in a natural position
on level ground the tip ends of his
horns are fully six feet above the
ground.
Time was, fifteen or less years ago,
when the long horns were no curiosity
In Texas, but to-day there are few re-
minders of the grand old herds that
have been so closely interviewer with
the history of the State. The steer in
Paris will excite the wonder and COM
mand the admiration of all visitors to
the worlds great show.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-18

prison stable and sowed it on the first
layer of his coat. He cast it down
carelessly at one end of the prison
grounds, and watered it daily. In a
few weeks the grass grew up through
the sack coat, and before great while
the piece of burlap was conformed into
a grassy lawn.
He was now ready to carry out his
plans, and patiently waited an oppor-
tunity. At last he succeeded in getting
his new contrivance across to the north
west Of the prison, and in few min
utes was under his grassy coat.
Slowly he crept along with the clever
ness of a worm, and from all appear
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1900-05-18
high enough to allow clearance for traf-

high enough to allow clearance for traf-
fic.
The whole line of fifteen miles was
built at n cost of about 500, and the
outfit for each house, consisting Of re-
ceiver transmitter, battery, call, etc,
costs not over so. The magnet bell
call Is used.
This barb-wire line is connected with
the Independent long-distance tele-
tance telephone line at Ingalls,, and in
this way indianapolis and Greenfield
may be reached by the users of Mr..
Alleys system.
The line has been in operation since
December and has not been out of or
der except for n few hours, when n
fast train on the railroad struck a cow,
threw her body against n fence and
broke the wire. A telephone communl-
cation, by this simple method, is placed
within the reach of every community.
Farmers who do not have regular tele-
phone outfits and wires leading to their