The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1900-05-16
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.
- A good woman love is the crown
and glory of q good mans life.

"A SVou hOuau . lOVe Is the crown
and glory of good man life.
= The hardest duties often make
the softest pillows-when we'll done.
= There is nothing that sweetens
bitter heart SO surely or so quickly as
prayer.
"Man wants but little here be-
low" says the poct-and that's just
what some women get when it comes
in the shape of husband.
Lawyer-Did the defendant, to
your knowledge, ever incite another
to perjury? Witness-les, l once
heard him ask woman her age.
Mother--You are having jolly
game! Isn't it good Of grandpa to
play with you like this? Little Girl
Well, but I'm playing with him.
women treated for ugliness,"
reads the sign of St. Louis dermato-
logist. If the men in that village
were treated for ugliness there would
be wild rush for the nearest bar.
- The largest leaves in the world
are eaid to be those of the Inaj palm,
which grows on the banks of the
Amazon. They reach a length Il
from 30 to so feet, and are 10 to IL
feet in breath.
If you can't work we'll in hot wealth
er, take Prickly Ash Bitters, it regu-
lates the important organs of the body
and fortifies the system to resist the
eneryating influence Of summer heat.
For sale by Evans Pharmacy.
|, When he visited the cemetery,
Mike Donovant noticed on a tomb
stone the following inscription: "Sa-
cred to the memory Of lawyer and an
honest man." "By the powers"
said Mike, that's a strange custom
to bury two men in one gravel!
= In water in which decaying veg
etables have been infused the micro
scope discovers little animals so min
ute that 10000 Of them would not ex-
ceed thebulk Of graiif of mustard.
Yet these creatures are supplied with
organs as complicated as q whale.
Mike" said Plodding Pete,
"did yer hear bout Alaskan" "Lots.
Are you linking of de trip?' "I
dunno; l am told dat daylight lasts "a
hours at a stretch. Ef could get q
job in dat locality as night watchman
dunno but I'd be willin to work"
Gentlemen of the jury asked
the clerk of the court, "have you
agreed upon verdict?" "We have"
replied the foreman. "The verdict Of
the jury is that the lawyers have mix
ed the case up so that we don't know
anything at all about it, q
Harry" exclaimed the little
boys mother, "if you don't stop pull
ing that cats tail will pull your hair
and give you chance to see how you
like it yourself" Harry ceased for q
moment, and then said: "Ma, please
give me quarter" "What for?" "I
WauC u GET my nalr cut.
A burglar who he'd entered q
poor minister's house at midnight was
disturbed by the awakening Of the oo-
cupant Of the room he was in. Draw
ing HE ks;ee, lie said: .'if you stir,
you are dead man. I'm hunting for
money" "Ls= zse get :.p sna striks
o light" said the minister, "aud I'll
huns with you"
- In yngland a hen-keeper recently
formed Sunday egg society. He re-
solved that the profits on al eggs laid
by his eight hens on Sunday should
be given to missions. For the first
year this amounted to about'S5. A
curious thing about the matter wos
that ID more eggs were laid on Sunday
than on any other day in the week.
- The small, hard shell known as
the cowrie is still used in parts Of
India and Africa in place of soin.
Whales teeth are used by the Fijiaps,
RED feathers by some Of the South Ses
islanders, and salt in parts Of Abys-
sinnia. In parts Of India takes Of
tea and in China pieces Of silk pass
as currency. Oxen still form the cir
oulation medium among many Of the
Zulus and Kafirs.
- High moral character and un-
s%erving loyalty To duty, are the two
pillars upon which noble characters
rest Tske away either and the struo.
ture topples over aud becomes mass
OF ruins. A so called morality that
does no. show itself by the perform.
ance of such profession is not worth
the name. AS the fruit to the trec so
is the performance Of duty TO the pro.
fession OF MOI lality.