The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-09-13

GLOW was Admiral Dewey's naval rank
reduced when he got married. ' ''lIe be-
came Mrs. Dewey's second mate
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY.
''Mystc Cure for Rheumatism and Neu-
ralgia radically cures in to days. Its ac-
ton upon the system is remarkable and
mysterious. 1t removes at once the cause
and the disease Immediately disappears. The
first dose greatly benefits. 70 cents. Sold
by A. A. Howes & Co., Druggists, Belfast.
T. F. Anthony, Ex-Postmaster of Promise
City, Iowa, says: 81 bought one bottle of
Mystic Cure for rheumatism, and two
doses of it did me more good than any other
medicine | ever took Sold by A. A. Howes
& Co., Druggists, Belfast.
Editor ard Poet 81 am afraid said the
poet to the editor, ''that you don't exactly
my blanl. verse" ''Perhaps not said the
editor. They may be beyond my mental
reach. 81 think you wrong yourself, said
the poet kindly. ''Let me test the point.
Here IS a line at random: She swiftly pass
ed him down the silent way, and in her path
subtle perfume fingered There, that
doesn't seem confused to you, does it 80
''Not at all, replied the editor briskly,
that's easy: You are simply trying to say
that gasoline automobile went down the
pike Cleveland Plain Dealer.
AN international Courtsnip'' the new
and absorbingly interesting novel by Mel
Vile kirke. has been described by leading
London weekly newspaper as ''a remark
able novel" 1t is the story of marriage be
tween American girls and titled English
men. Published by The Nicely Co., ia
Fifth Ave, n \. Postpaid S10o :yrs24
a Study in Servants. ''Remember," said
Senator Sorghum. impressvely, that Il
high official is merely a servant of the pub
lie" ''le s, answered Miss Cayenne: ''but
some of them are of the kind of servants
who go home every night and carry a big
market basket with them" Washington
Star.
For Over Fifty Years.
AN OLD AND WEIL-TRIED REMEDY
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions of
mothers for their children While teething,
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child,
softens the gums. allays all pain, cures wind
Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by druggists
in every part of the world. twenty-five
cents bottle. Its value is incalculable Be
sure and ask for Mrs. Winslows Soothing
Syrup. and take no other kind.
/ have heard him sing. l admire him very
much. She: ''Really, you don't mean it %
He: SIT isn't his singing | admire; it's his
nerve Chicago Evening Post.
500
DIR. f. Detchon's Anti Diuretic
May be worth to you more than 800 if you
have child who soils bedding from incon-
tenence of water during sleep. Cures Old
and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble at
once. 81. Sold by A. A. Howes Il Co.,
Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1yr19.
History's Notorious Fault-'I must in
sist, declared Diana, who was the acknowl-
edged leader of the Olympian Woman'S Suf-
age party, ''that the purity of the ballot
Nonsense" protested Mercury, leader of
the opposition, ''you wouldn't be able to con-
troll the Muse of History she's natural
born repeater" philadelphia Press.
The Kelley Cure will run as long as there
are drunkards to reclaim. This important
formula is known to the members of the
parent Company, but to none others. Write
to Portland Kelley Cure for information
about the treatment 1y37
Too personal. Aunt Hattie cautiously. }
-"Does yo' s'pose, honey, dat census man
gwine ter AK emmy berry pussonal ques-
tyuns9" Uncle Ben-"Ah dunno But
ultlut up HAL lIllHu udU w ell lie COMES 10
de chicken questyuns, de ole mans gwine
to be mighty close -mouthed, eff he gifts fined
fob content OBJ cot Harpers Bazaar.
BELLAVITA, Arsenic Beauty Tablets
and Pills for the complexion; 10 days treat
ment SOC, 30 days treatment S1.OO. Sold by
A. A. Howes Il Co., druggists, Belfast, Me.
3yrS24.
He Died. The scorcher had collided with
a trolley-car. Four hours later when his
patient regained consciousness, the doctor
remarked, seriously: ''I'm afraid it'll go
hard with you, old man. ''Tell me the
worst, DOCTOR, feebly murmured the bat
tered man. 81 am brave enough to hear it y
'sY our spine is injured So, said the doctor,
firmly, ''that hereafter you will be forced to
ride with upturned handle-bars.'' With a
pitiful moan the poor scorcher again lapsed
into insensibility. Brooklyn Life.
What Shall We Have for Dessert?
This question arises in the family every
day. Let us answer it to-day. Try Jell-O,
a delicious and healthful dessert. Prepared
in two minutes. No boiling! no baking
add boiling water and set to cool. Flavor
Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Straw
berry. At your grocers, 10 cts. 1y1O
Wa1do County Eaire