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The age-herald., 1900-10-28

says, to ling rim ills prey he says. where statesmen multiply he says, an fishermen decay he says 'Annyhow, ne says, they didn't know good thing Whln they had wan, which, he says, was me.
 An so it goes-Croker an Carl Schoortz, Altgeld an Olney, Rosenfelt an Quay, Carlisle an Stewart. Whats plain fool ish an thoughtless man like meself to do? Sure, they ought to have wan place TT a citizen to vote fir his principles an anoth- CT to vote fir his candydate."
 "I" said MT Hennessy, will vote as I shoot"
 With ye'er eyes shut?" said MT. Dooley. [" 'Tis tn ony way"
The age-herald., 1900-10-28

Exhibit B--And here be the intrepid lead CT of the Democratic hosts, jovial, clever, strong and frm-more loyal to his party doctrines than to his own purse-so strong a Democrat that no fee shall wander to his office but in silver, and no client of Demo- cratic origin who strays from his party's path. Strong however he be in the law and successful by virtue of his full brain and loyalty to cause which he espouses, be it in law, politics or personal
The age-herald., 1900-10-28
BY NED BR

HAVING dealt with the frivo-
 lous and fumbled with facts
 concerning the photographed bar
 of Birmingham last Sunday, the Age artist insists upon legal de- lenders to the libel suits already filed against him, and presents the following handsome volunteer defenders of his al- legged libelous art. He ayers that his last Sunday productions were true to life and nature and sets forth various affidavits of other artists to prove his assertions. With such an array of defenders as he pre- sents today, marked respectively exhibits A to K he believes he can win his case. The following approved nfe-like produc- tions stand ready to defend him even up to the Supreme Court of the United States if need there be.
The age-herald., 1900-10-28

one or two visitors at the Executive Man. sion. MT. Mckinley is hearty eater, and s particularly fond of fruits. Meat is
 erved for breakfast, which is eaten at S:3O in the morning; luncheon is at 1:30 and con- sfsts of fruit, tea, cold meats, hot biscuit and possibly a souffle some similar dish.
The age-herald., 1900-10-28

Dinner is at o'clock and generally consists of the four ordinary courses. soup, fish, meat, with an entree and salad and de- sert
 The cost of running Mir McKinley's table exclusive of the state banquets, is said on good authority to be less than 5000 a year.
The age-herald., 1900-10-28

ness, and keeps wary eye on the huckstef while he picks out his best green corn and tenderest celery.
 The Presidents family being small, the Mckinley table is seldom laid for more than six people There are few friends who drop in informally, and there are generally
The age-herald., 1900-10-28

Exhibit H-To guard against prosecution for larceny after trust in the matter of photographs of. local legal lights the above is presented by special permission, and Is a bit touched up to make the expression pleasant Observe the delicate smile of contentment, caught by the artist, after a successful prosecution. He is young man who has grown at the bar, is still growing and promises to continue in his chosen work.
The age-herald., 1900-10-28

and the lips to pronounce a penalty in dol
 lars to be imposed upon the juror whose reading proclivities overtop his listening qualities. He draws the line at ''Boecac- cio" in the jury box.
The age-herald., 1900-10-28

and calm as the artist pictures him. He is apparently retiring and modest. But for those virtues he would now be adorning the supreme bench and sharing in the financial poverty of its members. Instead he be a corporation lawyer sharing in profits and successful in suits.
The age-herald., 1900-10-28

Exhibit K-Who Is prepared to fully de- fend the artist, even against the last weeks alleged libel upon his Hsrtner, and prepared to swear it fatterhg likeness. You can see from the face the thorough business-liI1e methods of the man who ranks high among the railroad attorneys of the South.
 There be others also who have been plct- ured, but in the two patches presented to the public are the types which go to make up the bar of Birmingham.
The age-herald., 1900-10-28

may yet jump the fence into the playful pastures of politics. Few know of his po- litical prospective dreams and far be 1t from the writer to tell.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Edncated Men In Demand.

Never before was the call for trained
men so loud as now. They are in de-
mand everywhere. Not only in the pro-
fessions, but also in business houses
manufacturing establishments and
even on the farm, they are in great de-
mand. The farmer who understands
chemistry, who is able to analyze the
forces Of nature, to mix brains with
his soil, will be the great farmer Of
the future. There is an increased de-
mand everywhere for college-educated
men. We find them occupying the best
positions in our insurance, banking,
manufacturing and transportation in
stitutions. Never before was the call
for literally educated men and women
so great as to-day.-Success.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
DO YOU FEEL LIKE TH1SP
Zen Picture for Women.

"I am so nervous, there is not a
well inch in my whole body. 1 am so
weak at my stomach and have indi-
gestion horribly, and palpitation of
the heart, and | am losing flesh This
headache and backache nearly kills
me, and yesterday l nearly had hyster-
les there is a weight in the lower part
of my bowels bearing down all the
time, and pains in my groins and
thighs; cannot sleep, walk, or sit,
and | believe 1 am diseased all over
no one ever suffered as | do"
This is a description of thousands of
cases which come to Mrs. Pinllham's
attention daily. An inhamed and nj
cerated condition of the neck of the
womb can produce all of these symp-
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01

Mrs Fred Lasher welnown of Wespo
N Y actual fact that head
aches cause lei IA to split.
thirteen she 81 suffered from terrible headaches night
skull the doctor could lay his
the opening brain Two doctors attended and
under their for nine
Nervura blood
remedy inside had taken their natural
shape again
reliable
blood
all other remedies failed iteures
thousands head aches cannot
remember that this curative agent DR.
will make well and
0reene's Nervura blood remedy physician s.
prescriptions discovery after of nvesga
experiment West 14th St. New York City
dsOVeer lie consulted free personally letter
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
chinese Minister to France.

Gu Keng, the Chinese minister to
France, lives in luxurious house near
the Arc de Triomphe. He is 60 years
old, and has served his country since
his youth. He fought with distinction
under General Gordon in 1864 and, be-
ing descended from an old Manchu
family, rose rapidly at court. He is
an advocate Of western civilization for
China.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01

toms, and no woman should allow
herself to reach such a perfection of
misery when there is absolutely no
need of it. The subject of our por-
trait in this sketch, Mrs. Williams of
Englishtown, Nj. has been entirely
cured of such illness and misery by
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, and the guiding advice of Mrs.
Pinkham of Lynn, Mass.
No other medicine. has such record
for absolute cures, and no other medi-
cine is "just as good" Women who
want a cure should insist upon getting
Lydia Z. Pinl1hams Vegetable Com
pound when they ask for it at store,
Anyway, write a letter TO Mrs Pink
ham at Lynn, Mass, and tell her all
your troubles. Her Gdvice is free.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Goodness S
Borroughs-" "Why not?n
Feminine Diplomacy.

"How do you get on with your new
neighbors"
VERY nicely" answered Mrs. Bly,
kins. eve pursued our usual pro.
gramme, and as soon as they moved in
sent over and asked to borrow their
wash tubs, fiat irons, gas stove and
baby grand piano"
"But you have all such things your
self"
"0f course. What 1 wanted to do
was to head them off."-Washington
Star.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Uow,s Tbis

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured By
Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. CHENEY & Co. Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known f. ]. Che
ney for the last 10 years. and believe him per-
fectly honorable In all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
ton made by their firm.
WEST e. TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
WALDINo. KINNAN g. MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internalA7, act
Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system Price, 75c. per bottle
Sold by all DRUGGISTS Testimonials free
Halls Family Pills ~" the hest
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
CURES RHE yMATlsM OR cATAR7H
IN A DAY. TREATMENT FREE.

y. b. B. Botanic Blood Balm) cures the
worst cases by draining the poison out Of
the blood and bones. Aches and pains in
the bones or joints, swollen glands, drop
pings in the throat, hawking, splitting or
bad breath, impaired hearing, etc, all dis
appear promptly and permanently. D. B. B.
cures where all else fails. b. B. b. makes
blood pure and rich Druggists, 81. Treat
ment Of B. B. B. sent free by writing Blood
Balm Co., 25 Mitchell St., Atlanta, Ga. De-
scribe trouble and free medical advice given
until cured. Medicine sent prepaid. 5000
testimonials Of cures by b. b. b., so don't
i've up hope, but try Blood Balm.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
OUR BUDGET OF HUM0R
LAUcHTER.PRoVoKlNc STORIES FOR
LOVERS OF FUN.

It Was a Bargain-Literary Pursuits--Her
Amendment - His qualifications - His
Conjecture Injured to Disorder-How
He Disposed of Him, Etc, Etc.
''For your thoughts, miss,
/ will gladly give this"
Said the youth, as he held up penny
"Wel, think one kiss
would surely not miss,
Answered the maid, from among so
many"
Chicago Daily News.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
End Of His Career.

A man drifted into town day pen
niless, and with holes in his shoes, and
his friends are recalling that when he
left Atchison four years ago, giving up
a good position, they complimented
him upon his ambition to get out Of
the old rut."-Atchlson Globe.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
HOW He Got HelIgion,

"Did you evec get religlonT asked
the revivalist.
"Well, 1 should say so-13S pounds
of it," replied the man.
"a hundred and thirty-eight pounds
of religionw cried the revivallst. "How
did you get that?"
"The only way that a good many
men ever get religion" was the reply,
Il married it."-Chicago Post.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Innred to Disorder.

"Jack, you ought to stralghten up
your writing table"
"Lemme alone, Julia; if were TO
straighten up this table couldn't find
q thing on it until it got all mussed
up agaln." n."-Indianapolis Journal.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Rnst irnr the nnmels.

No matter what alls you, headache to r
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. CAsoARLTs help
nature, cure you without q grpe or pain,
produce easy natural movements cost you
just 10 cents to start getting your health
lack. OAscARETs Candy Oathartlc, the
genuine, put up In metal boxes, every tab.
let has O.C.C. stamped on it. Beware OF
limitations
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
nn roniectnra.

Servant-"Theres man at the door
says he is hungry and has no home"
Mr. Gotrox-"Ask him which Of my
daughters it is that he wants. II must
be another one of those foreign noble.
men. Judge.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Not . Case of That Kind.

"Now that you are married." said
her intimate friend, "do you intend
to hyphenate your name and call your
self Mrs. Plumb-Duff"
NO" replied the lovely bride, with
a shy glance at her fond and proud
young husband. "Thls is not a con-
solidation. It's an absorption"
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
HIs OnnIIfcnilnns.

"Yes, advertised for a boy" said
the coal dealer, throwing out his chest.
"What qualifications have youY"
81 can lie a little, sir" replied the
boy timidly. Answers.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
LIternry PnrsnIts.

81 pity authors who have to lead
such sedentary lives"
"Sedentary! You don't call chasing
publishers a sedentary life, do your
Chicago Record.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
TI,e Idenl

The sweet notes of the song rose
from the girls room on the floor be-
low.
''I'm saddest when 1 sing" were the
words.
'Most women are" growled the Gym
ic on the floor above because they
can't sing and talk at the same time"
Detroit Free Press.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
He Cot Ricrer Helns.

Lady of the House addressing young
five-year-old who, with his parents,
had been invited to dlnner)-"Well, my
little man, how did you enjoy your
dinnerp
Youngster-"Pretty well Sometimes
we don't have any better dinners at
home; but l always get bigger helps"
-Berliner Tageblatt.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
HEAVY ELEPHANTS.
The Weight OF sid Is Given at 8
Pounds.

b.
Pounds.
There has been little said about ~
size Of elephants since the death
Jumbo few years ago at st. Thomas
Canada. 1t is now claimed that "sld,
the giant elephant of the Forepaugh
& Sells Brothers circus herd. Is no.
only the largest elephant in captiyity
but weighs more than Jumbo in his
palmiest days. Sid's weight is given
at S,25S pounds, while that of Jumbo
was advertised broadcast as BEING
8,l76 pounds. The latter was taller
but did not have Sid's massive propor-
tions. Readers will recall a novsi
race run about a year ago in which
comparison was made between
the sprinting ability of an elephant q
camel, horse, bicycle, and an auto
mobile. The race was pulled off a.
hidgewood Park Brooklyn, and three
heats furnished proof that the el
phant racer was Sid whose grea
tusks were extended just in time tc
save the day.
But Sid will win no more races with
his tusks. In a fit Of rage two week.
ago at Columbus, o., he killed hi5
keeper, Patsy Meagher Forepaugh,
whereupon he was placed under chaias
ard the ivories were sawed off close
to his chin. Sid furnished objection
to the saving proceedings, but to no
avail. The tuslis were polished an
gold mounted and now adorn the
home Of Lewis Sells at Columbus 0
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Hn,r ,rHn-nlsnnsed Of Him.

"Yes. sir" said the returned Klon-
dlller, zone Of my dogs-iust a common
mongrel-saved my life"
"And you were not heartless enough
to sell him, were you?" they asked.
"Naw. l ate him. m."-Indianapolis
Press
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Her Amendments.

"Wen, umbrellas have had an in
ming" said Mr. Snaggs, after the
shower.
Perhaps you mean an outing an
sMered Mrs Snaggs.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Too Late.

Suffering Employer writing a let
ter)--"B-b-b-Uoy, hand me b-b-b-bl-bl-
bl-"
Office Boy-"A blotter, sir, do you
wishT
Suffering Employer-"Never mind
n-n-n-now; the ink has d-d-d-dried."-
Harper's Bazaar.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
His Very own.

at is a Rubens, is it notT' said the
visitor, turning from an inspection of
the painting to the hostess.
"My husbands name" replied Mrs.
Gaswell, with cutting dlstinctness, "is
William. It's his all right, though, He
paid $1,000 for it"-Chicago Tribune.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01

1t is the law in Maine that the
bounty for bears must be paid when
the animals nose is shown, and in New
Hampshire the money is payable on
exhibition of the ears.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Source of His Inspiration.

The poets eyes flashed as he heard
woman's footsteps upon the stairs.
"Ah," he mused, otis she! My in
spirationw
And fell to writing again.
For he had heard the footsteps Of
his landlady, and his board was over
due.-Harper's Bazaar.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01

China has not yet learned to its full
extent the use of the check and the
hank of deposit, the money order or
the bank draft in her mercantile
transactions.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01

There are no silver or copper mines
in Ireland, but biologists are of opin-
ion that ultimately large and valuable
copper mines will be discovered there.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01

The Island of Formosa, now a Japa-
nese possession, will soon have a new
railway line of great Importance. 1t
will be built by syndicate of Japanese
capitalists.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01

All goods are alike to PUTNAM FADFLEss
DYES, as they color all ilbers at one boiling.
Sold by all druggists.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Good Position.

Trustworthy men wanted to travel. Fxneri.
snce hot absolutely necessary. Forrarticulars.
sddr9ss Peerless FOB. Wks, Bedford CITY. Va
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01

The gunpowder factory at Kirkee,
India, will close on April 1, cordite now
being in general use.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Wnrth PreservInr.

Borroughs-"Sorry to have kept you
waiting so long for that flyer l owe
you, but I'll send you a check to-mor-
row."
Markley-"For Goodness sake,
dOn'tv
Borroughs-"Why not?"
Markley-"Because I'd be tempted
to throw in another fver for a frame
for it."-Catholic Standard and Times.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
Tho Best Prescription for ChnIs


The Best Prescription for Chills
and Fever is bottle OF GROVES TAsTBLEss
CHHL ToEIC It Is simply iron and quinine In
tasteless form. No cuce-no pay Price SOC.
Six hundred Cow punchers" (cow-
boys) Of Nebraska, Wyoming and Colo
RADIO were included in Canadas Vol
unteers for the front in South Africa.
Happiness cannot be bought, but one Of the
great hindrances to its attainment can be- re-
moved by Adams Pepsin Tutti Frutti.
When shrapnel bursts the bullets go
forward; in common shell the frag-
ments fly in all directions.
Piso's Cure Is the best medicine we ever used
tor all affections Of throat and lungs.-WM.
o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen. Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
In the new British Parliament So
members and directors of British rail-
ways and II are directors of colonial
or foreign railways, while half a dozen
others are large contractors for rail-
way works.
Men whose only books are women's
looks are students of folly.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01

and Fever is bottle OF GROVES TAsTELEsI
CHHL TOHIC Il Is simply iron and qunine II
a tasteless form. No cuce-no pay. Price SOC
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01
TATAL no CHTNCHBUcg.

MT. Chlnchbug is 1t" in very sim.
lar game devised by the enterprising
ougologists. This avcnous insect
yearly costs the American farmer
millions. The most deadly I'll to which
It's flesh IS heir is discovered to be the
"whlte fungus" 1t attacks him IN
touch the same manner as the afore.
The suburban citizen., 1900-12-01

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
tor all affections of throat and lungs.-WM.
0. ENDsLEY. Ynnburen. Ind. Feb. 10. 1900.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-31
THE BoER JIG IS UP.
John Bull Has at Last Reached the
Transvaal Capital and That
Without Resistance.

London, May 3O.-(2 a, m.)-The
Daily Mail publishes the following
dispatch from the Earl Of Rosslyn,
who was prisoner at Pretoria, but
who, as a civilian, appears to have
been released:
pretoria, Wednesday, May 80
Q1:4O a. m. .)-Pretoria will be oc-
cupied in about two hours without
resistance. The president has gone
to Watervalboyen. Burgomaster de
Souza is authorized to receive the
British. He, with an influential
committee of citizens, including
Chief Justice Gregororowski, has
been appointed to preserve life and
property during the interregnum.
Everything is quiet but crowds
are waiting expectantly in Church
Square for the arrival of the
British.
Fearing a possible disturbance
and bloodshed among the prisoners
of war at Waterfall, U. S. Consul
Hay and Leigh Wood insisted upon
twenty officers being liberated on
parole to 90 to the men. Their
action cannot be too highly praised.
"I was permitted to accompany
the officers. Everything was quiet.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-31

Gen. Roberts is now at Pretoria,
the Transvaal capital, with his big
army, having but little opposition
from the handful of Beers, still in
the field. 1t cannot be very long
now, until the Beers will be forced
to surrender and accept whatever
terms the English offer. How fool
ish nations, as well as men, are, in
this world-oppose force they well
know can and viii finally overpower
them. Instead of fighting through
to the bitter end, how much better
it would be to make as favorable
terms as possible, and end the
strife.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-31
TO THE POINT.

Newspaper men are frequently
called on to make complimentary
mention of social events, and write
up of these affairs are expected, yet
it frequently happens that when
Job printing is to be given out by
promoters of these social events the
| Job printing is not given to news
paper Office but carried or sent to
some independent job printing con-
Germ either at home or abroad,
Naturally the newspaper men feel
that they are unjustly treated and
it would be but fair, if in future,
the resented treatment of this kind
and refused to make mention of
these events. Recently number of
instances of the kind alluded to
have been brought to our notice,
and in one instance we have been
requested to publish complimentary
a number of articles concerning the
affair, which a few days ago a
quantity of job work was given out
for, yet we we're never allowed to
make a bid for this work, This is
not right, and we, in future, expect
to resent all such treatment,
We take the above from the
Courier of this city. Our contem-
porary has made a good and just
point. The Commercial has also dis
covered that it has for long time
been the "hewer of wood and drawer
of water" for this class of generous
| (0 citizens. The newspapers of the
town in and out OF season always do
all in their power for the upbuilding
and upholding of Pine Bluff, and as
each newspaper has job printing
Office attached, it is but right that
one of the newspaper Offices should
do the town printing, especially SC
as in the cases mentioned, Societies
and different functions usually ex-
pect beautiful and extended write
ups of their affairs and they should
be willing to aid the papers that dc
this for them to the extent of either
giving a fair divide of printing or let
same to the lowest newspaper office
bidder. We do not say that the
cause mentioned by the Courier is at
all universal, but we do know of
several instances where people ex-
pected, and accepted gratuitous
notices of the newspapers, when at
the same time they had their print
ing done outside of newspaper job
office, and unfortunately too often,
also, out of town. Like the Courier
we are interested in this matter and
we shall in future expect just and
| fair dealing from those who expect
the same consideration of the
! columns of The Commereial.-Pine
Bluff Commercial.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-31
Gall for Committee Meeting.

The members Of the Democratic
County Central Committee for the
several townships in Miller county,
Arkansas, are urgently requested
to call township conventions in their
respective townships to meet on
Saturday, June End, 1900, for the
purpose of sending delegates to the
comfy convention, which has been
called for Saturday, June 9th, 1900.
The Committeeman in each town
ship will see that a township con
vention is held in his township and
that his township is properly rep
resented in the county convention.
Business of great Importance to the
party will come before that conven-
tion.
BY order of the Democratic
County Central Committee.
S. S. SOLINsKY, PAUL JONES,
Secretary. Chairman.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1900-05-31

How the Cuban scandal stands
may be judged by the following ex-
tract from a speech made by Sena.
tor Bacon, in favor of his resolution
for a congressional investigation of
all receipts and expenditures in Gu
ba since it passed under American
control; "Within the past week the
fact has been disclosed--a fact that
brings the blush of shame to the
cheek of every American citizen
that trusted officials in Cuba have
misappropriated large amounts be.
longing to the people of Cuba. No
body knows how large the amounts
are. At first it was stated they
were $50, ,000 next it was said they
amount to $75, 900, and now it is es-
timated the amounts may aggre-
gate $4O0,OO0 At first only one
man was involved in the difficulty.
Now there are mauy-so many that
it is estimrted it may amount to a
conspiracy"