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New-York tribune., 1900-04-01
ISAAC MISSED HIS OPPORTUNITY.

From Life.
One of the best stories that occurs TO me off,
hand relates to IL Jew who kept a sort of COM
bination pawnshOp and second hand clothing store.
one day he went out and left the place in charge
o his SON When he came back he said, yell,
Isaac how vas business l oud?'
business goot, fader." the son said; ferry
goOt"
Vat did you se?'
"Nothings but dot man wat buy de damon ring
yesterday come back an pawned 1t.
''Und did you sell him something else? .
mo, fader, e look as if e vas too much dis
couraged buy anything.
''Un YOU call dot doing goot bizness? If he look
discouraged, Wy not sell him a revolver
New-York tribune., 1900-04-01
HIS ROUSDABOUT W4T.
From The Columbian.

From The Columbian
man was going home % MS vie 49, =
II was growing dark. His road rom - = =
was 4 lonely one. and h~ was setllh5 So So =
as ba pouId when no suddenly suspefti Z.
man behind hIm was following him plIlos--
faster he went. the faster the man Weh~ H.
came 70 a graveyard. ,... .ssa
me " and ne entered the ChurChyard a.
The man followed him vague 49, - -
vOlvers and garroters grew upon nm ,I n =.
detOur of a splendid mauSoleum- -" -
was after him. round and round ,r-r
At last he turned and faced me "a ~
asked: What the dickens 30 you want
YOU following me for - ia I
We'll sir, do You always 90 ao,- ~ =
am going up 10 Mr.. Browns house ". .., :
and the porter at the station told ne ne, - -
follow YOU / should find the pace As -
door Are you going home ~ al lo-"'7-
New-York tribune., 1900-04-01
CURING THE WRONG M4N.

From The New Orleans Times-Democrat-
81 noticed little remniscence Of Dr. McKane.
of Augusta, Ga. in the paper to-day that inter
eSted greatly remarked a New Orleans clergy
man. Il lived in McKane's neighborhOOd at one
time and have heard many stories illustrative of
his quaint. kindly qualities of head and heart
think one of the most amusing was about a run
away. The doctor, the tale goes. was sitting in
his office Saturday afternoon when ne heard
a terrific hubbub. and looking out of the window
a runaway team come daShing pellmeIl down
the street. Grabbing his hat he hurried out and
found a big crowd collected about the curb Any
body hurt?' he asked. Yes, sir replied n by
stander the drivers most killed McKane
pushed his way into the thrOng and caught sight
of a young man whose head twisted to one
side and whose body bent half double. 'Aht
har he exclaimed. wrapping of his powerful
New-York tribune., 1900-04-01

arms around the UnfOrtunate's neck III.
IDENTIFY case of disl1cation II the shoUIi.-
reduce il at once. SUitiuE the action to 4. .
he seized the young man elbow and -
a herculean wrench. The victim hovled "
and made frantic efforts 10 speak or -
he SaSped- please stop, on, stop him se--
He's KILN me- Hush your mouth vo- I
said Mckane sternly, can you see I'm -
this fracture But, dDctor-oat docto-, ;
you idiot. what d'y want I w-w-wanf =
you. suffered the young man. thar T
b-b-hOrn this AWAY Born this way sh..a
Mckane, suddenly letting him 70. wss-1
hurt in the runaway just uow% No sir -
cripple humbly, they " took that feller IN
hotel "
New-York tribune., 1900-04-01
."HENCE THIS PUFF"
neIand OKan) Weekly Vine.

From The Nineland tkan) weekly Vine.
"OBe of the pleas;tntest sights have had in
this town in long time vas the artistic manner
in which John Griffin. of Lawrence. buried Bill
Kruger, who died since our last issue. Mr.. Griffin
had his trade his fingers ends. and he handled
our dead citizen with an agility that was startling
in its originality. He every where all the
time weeping with the afflicted widow, discussing
weather prospects with the farmers and soliciting
business from the other attendants at the funeral
He will doubtless be able to get all the business
in these parts. Before leaving for home he sub
scribed for this great family weekly, paying year
in advance. Hence this puff.
New-York tribune., 1900-04-01
A HIGHTIER TRIBE.
From The Los Angeles Times.

From The Los Angeles Times.
Once upon a time the Rev. Thomas *. Becchcr
of ElmTa. N Y, brother to Henry Ward Beecher
got into sort of a quarrel with a
named Smith down at COhoeS. Thomas \. BeeCher
wrote the presumptuous defiant little note
saying curtly:
"Do you want to get into a quarrel with the
BeeCher family?
And the man wrote back, with snarl:
DO you want to fight with the Smith family" >"
And no BeeCher could stand that. Thomas X
laughed and haStened to make terms.
New-York tribune., 1900-04-01
DRIED BEEF on THE HOOP
THE HERD THAT FIGURED is sIEENays NJ
To- THE SEA

IA
From The Chicago Inter Ocean.
Some of the Wa corre-u1rdents reuo--
tentedIy on dried beef for LAYS AZ a ,ime :
reminds NE Of what tha loyS called Cnas
SheIman'S dried beef on the hoOf a s0methIrsI
was with the Army all through the Ataa,s
paIgn and the march o. The sea When b.,
sion left Clinton, on the Tennessee River n z
ern Tennessee, to join the main Army N.-
ChattanOOSa, Sherman in -ructed Us 10 c.lr
the cattle in that region and drive them aa-.i
the division on the march eastward a. q Il
beef supply We gathered in about a L !.
cattle, and regular her ler- and drivers So
Were 10 be killed when other supplies vi
hand or could be secured We left Cha
May ). 1854, and marched by way OF Arr
Huntsville. Ala crossed the Tennessee al d
and moved by way OF WarreatOn, Ron
Kingston TO Sherman'S position IN front Z I
saw Mountain. where " arrived on June
ing this month the cattle. having good II
were in good condition
During July We moved 90 Sweet Wafer a
rietta and Decatur. and participated in he Il
about Atlanta, and after the capture Of ~
remained in the vicinity until November Z
this time the boys herdei their thousa1. 1
TO the great sport of our own and other Us
On November IL We started from Atlanta !
march to the sea. We entered savannah 4
cember -. and entered upon the Carolina an
on January 13, lS65 In an these Weeks q -il
march 10 the sea and OF che marc he's IN y 1
linaS the cattle were StIH with Us. 0ul n
been getting poorer and poorer day oy 1-l
as the boys said. tougher and touSner a.
army decided unanimously to call the hrl /
BiIly's dried teef on the hoof.
New-York tribune., 1900-04-01
MR. II. PECK's PLAINTIVE APPEAL.

From The Chicago TmesHerald
An Evanston man whose wife carries the pocket
book and manages to be in debt every Saturday
night. has fixed up neat sign; which he always
hangs downstairs in the hall before he goes TO
bed His wife. by the way is terribly afraid OF
burglars and retireS at night without expect
ing a visit from them before morning. The sign
in the hall is:
New-York tribune., 1900-04-01

From The Yonkers Statesman
I suppose YOU see some funny hnss
here" said the visitor To- Niagara
Indeed, We do replied the guide =.
Yesterday there was a Ken-ucky colonel -
as soon as he saw the rapids he wanted
en-
New-York tribune., 1900-04-01

a liar Here he smote the man from the mountains
over the headI Allah be praised For my trouoie
in deciding this complicated affair l keep the %
cents
New-York tribune., 1900-04-01

MR. BURGLAR: IF YOU FIND ANY
MONEY IN THIS HOUSE PLEASE DON'T
co AWAY WITHOUT WAKING ME- Up. l
WANT TO SEE IT.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
Cola Steel or Destb.

There is.but one small chance to save your
1fe andtnat is through an operation was the
awful prospect set before Mrs. i, b. Hunt, Of
Lime Ridge, Wis, by her doctor after yainIy
trying to cure her Of a frig1tful case Of stomach
trouble and yellow jaundiee. He didn't count
on the marvellous power OF Electric BItteIs TO
cure Stomach and Liver troubles, hut she
heard Of Il, took seven bottles, was wholly
cured, avoided surgeons knife, now weighs
more and feels better than ever, Tt's positive
ly guaranteed toeure stomach, Liver and Kip
ney troubles and never disappoints. Price soc
at all drug stores.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
THE DAY OBSERVED.
All the Jewish Stores Were CLOSED
Yesterday.

Rosh Hashsnah, the Jewish new year,
according to the Hebrew calendar, the
first Of the month Tishri and the begins
ming Of the year 1851 Of the Jewish era,
was observed by Brunswick Hebrews
The day is set apart as a
solemn season in which the members Of
The faith are supposed TO review the ac>
lions of the past year, TO repent and
prepare themselves for Yom Kippur, or
the day af atonement, which is observed
ten days later. Rosh Hashanah Is call,
ed also day Of memorial, on account Of
a rabbinical tradition that it is the ami
versary of the day of creation. The cell
ebration day began atsunset on Monday
and lasts to sunset of the following day.
Yom Kippur, or the day Of atonement,
which is celebrated ten days later, Is q
solemn day Of fastlng and repentance.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
PUBLIC SALE

( Georgia-Glynn County.
Under and by virtue of power OF sale con-
tanned in that certain deed to secure deed
from Alfred f. Turner to the American Build
ing Loan and Tontine. Savings Association of
Memphis Tennessee, which deed is recorded in
Book n n, folio, 274 Of the records OF said
county, reference to which deed and record OF
same Is had for all purposes, (the said Alfred
+. Turner having formore than six months de-
Gau1ted in paying the dues and interest WHICH
he in his said deed to secure debt obligated
himself to pay.) there will be sold before the
door OF the court house in Brunswick, Georgia,
between the legal hours of Sale, on the first
Tuesday in October, 1900, to the highest and
best bidder for Gosh: That certain lot Of land
IN Brunswick, Georgia, and in that part OF said
city Of Brunswick known. as Town Commons;
and being the Western one-half OF Town Com
mons Lot Number 40, land improvementsl
and in that block of lots located between
Wolf and Albany streets, in said city.
10 be sold as the property OF said A Il Turn
or for the purpose Of raging the indebtedness S1
secured by said deed, principal being S30S u,
besides interest, dues, hues etc. Purchaser
pays for titles, This August 3lgt, 1900.
AhERED n. TURN Err,
By American Bulldog Loan and Iontlne
Savings Association ef Memphis, Tonnes
e see, Attorney in Fact,
ps w KHAUSS, IN go
NJ Attorney for Said Association y
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
CAT AlRH

Catarrh has become such a common
disease that person entirely free from
this disgusting complaint Is seldom met
with. tits customary tospeak of Catafth
as nothing moresserious than a bad cold;
simple Inflammation of the nose aud
throat. II Is, In fact, a complicated and
very dangerous disease If not at first, it
very soon becomes so.
The blood is quickly contaminated BY
the foul seeretions, and the poison
through the general circulation is carried
to all parts of the system.
Saivesi washes and sprays are unSatis,
factory and disappointing, because they
do not reach the seat of the trouble. S.
s. S. does. Itscieanses the blood of the
poison and eliminates from thes ystentall
catarrhal secretions, and thus cures thor
oughly and permanently the worst cases.
Mr.. P. II. NcAiiister, of. Hafrodsbufg, Ky.
writes; : Having been terrible sufferer from
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
ApMINtsTRApoR,s sAnn.

GEOBGIA--Giynn County.
BY virtue Of an, order;o the court OF Ordinary
the first Tuesday in October 1900, before the
court house door in said county, between the
usual hours OF sale, all that certain lot, tract
or parcel Of land lying and being IN said state
and county and IN the city OF brunswick, and
being described according to the survey and
plan Of said city made by George II. Baldwin,
feet by as feet OF the eastern la OF Old Town
lot number 5s7, having the following courses,
distances and measurements; Commenting at
point on the western line OF Cochran aven-
ne % feet south OF the southern line of London
street, and running thence south along the
western line Of Cochran avenue 81 ~ feet;
thenee T0nulng westerly &C right angles 20 feet;
thenee ftIflain uortheriy at right angles 81 IL
feet, and thence easterIy at right angles 45 feet
70 the point or gaming. Said land Belonging
to the estate Of Amanda Hughs, deceased.
Terms cash. This the 7tha day Of September.
1900. fJ.R. KNIBB.
AdministratoT Estate Amanda Hughs.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
DOES IT Pa 7 TO BuYcHAEP

DOES IT PA Y TO BuY-CHAEP
A cheap remedy for coughs! and
colds is all right but you want some
thing that viii believe and cure the
n Ost severe and dangerous results n
throatsand lung trouble, What sha
dol Go to a warmer and more regula
climate? Yes, If possible; If not 20
sible for you; then fn either case tax
the only remedy that has been intro
iuced in all civilized countries with
success IN sore throat and lung troubles
Boschee's German Syrup. II not only
stimulates the tissues to destroy the
germ disease, but silays inflammation
and causes expectoration, gives a good
nights rest and cures the patient
Try one qottle Recommended many
years by all druggists In the world
Sample bottles at W. J. Butts and
Brown Drun0 Co.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
pIaIfc. SALE.

.
State Of Georgia lynn County
StIndar and by ViItuagt d power 4 of sale con-
tanned in that certain deed to secufe debt from
Helen Rice to the american Building Loan
and E0ntine Savings Association, of Memphis,
Tenn (which deed is ieeordedin Book /. L., fol-
10 SIT Of tine records of said county, reference to
which deed and the record of same is had for
ALI purposes the said Helen G. Rice having
Tor more thansix months defanlted in paying
the dues and interest which she in her said
decd to secure debt obligated herself to pay,)
there Will be sold before the door of the court
ihouse, N Brunswick, Georgia, between the leg
al hours of sale. on the first Tuesday in October
1900, to the highest and best bidder for cash, the
following lots OF land, (and the improvements
tl1ereonl described on and in the map and plan
Of the city Of Brnnswlck made by George II.
BALDWIN, as New Town lots Numbers 1882, 1883,
1924, 1885 and 1856 To be sold rs the property Of
said Helen q. Rice for the purpose of paying
the Indebtedness secured by said deed; princi-
pal being Si77.5I, besides interest, dues, fines,
etc. Purchaser pays for titles. This August
9lst, 1000.
HELEN G.. RICE
BH American Building Loan and Tontine saw.
irigs Association, Of Memphis, Tenn, At.
tofney in Fact sasa
I'd. w. KRAUSS,
Attorney for said Associations,
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25

Also at the same times andss place,
the following described property to-Syft: That
certain lot. trart or pareet of landiyihg situate
and being insthe City Of Brunasfck, Giynn
co. Ga.1nosTn and described on Baidwin'a map
made in the year 1857. Of said city az the w est
,ern one fourth OF Old Town lot kog45d. Leyied
on as phe nH6perty. of Lucy Dfagtpts under and
BIZ Virtue of.an execution issue4Mby h j..
Read fax collector for state and d6unty taxes
due for the year 1893, amount 0Etax, S7,sl with
intAreat and all costs. Levy made and returned
to me by Il. Pyles, deputy sheriff.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
$500 Reward,

We viii pay the above reward for any case
Of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache,
Indigestion, Constipation or Costiveness we
cannot cure with liverRta, the Up-to-Date
Little Liver Pills, when the directions are
strictly complied with. ltey are purely ynRe-
table and never fail 10 give satisfaction, &c
boxes contain 100 pills, iOc boxes contain 20
pills Dc boxes conttu 10 pills Beware of.sub.
Btitnt.s and limitations Seat by mail. Stamps
taken. NERNTrA MEDICAL CO., cor. CliD@
ton and J icR9on sts., Chicago, Ill. For sale BY
Brown Drug Co, Brnnswieks Ca
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
WILL OPEN TODAY.

Most Of the Jewish merchants will re-.
open their stores today. Some o. the
strict observers viii remain closed until
tomoEroa night.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
.cREAp.R RATES PLANT SYSTEM

Account Of the annual meeting Of
the National Association OF Spanish
War veterns at chcttanooga, Tenn,
Oct, 9ip-ll .tha- E sal.;;,,,I,si -.
tickets from Brunswick 10 Chaltan ooga
ard return at one fare for round trip.
Tickets on sale Oct and Q, final limit
Oct. 10.
Account of the Kentucky Trotting
Horse Breeders Association, Lexing.
ton, Ky, Oct, 2 to 3, the Pl1t System
will sell tickets from Brunswick to
Lexington and return at one fare for
the round trip. Tickets on sale Sept.
30 to Oct. /, limited until Oct, Is.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
NOTICE
sRAKE INTO YOUR sEOEs.

Allen'ssFoot-E Ease, a'powder. It cures painful,
smarting, nervous feet andli 10 growing nails,and
instantly taxes the sting out Of corns and bum
ions. It's the greatest comfyrt discovery Of the
age. Aliens FoOt-Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel Gasp. tits certain cure FOR sweat
ing. callous and hat tired, aching feet. Try u
today. Sold by all druggists and shoe to. ~.
BY mail for 25c ia stamps, Trial package Free.
Address Allen s. oimstead, lie MN. Y.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25

ALsofgat the same times and place
to following described property stowit:
Thatcertaf ain lot trsset Or paft9l OF m III situ-
Rae lying and befnG i'd Vie city 1t BrtinsWiek,
county 6f5lynn and .Htate OF Georgia known
and described on Sumrnons map Qf said city as
Dixyille TOT Nos n east OF Cory On a dBouth of
Prince streets Asevied onsRs property t1t estate
u. q. h. Dart. I'M der and hy Virtue u IN exc
eutfon tssaed by II. j. Read, tax collector, 3or
.stUte ana county taxes due for lthe year, lSak
amount Of tax $lsS with interest and salf'
costs Ievy made ana returned to me bys II. s..
Isyles, deputy sheriff.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25

When you want a pleasant physic try the new
remedy, chamberlain's stomach and Liver
Tablets. Taey are easy to take and pleasant in
eject. Price &c. Samples free at Bishops
drug store.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
SHERIFF SALES,

| GEORGIA. Glynn County.
3, WIZ ne, SOLD befofe the courthouse door in
said county, on the FIRST Tuesday in October,
1900, thin the legal hours Of, sale, to the
highest 'bikdeI for cash. certain prouerty Of
which the fellowing-isa full and CONFLICTS de-
scription, towit. That certain undivided one
eighth interest OF. An and to that certain lotor
tract Of landalying and being in the CITY OF
Bruins wick, county of Glynn and State of CSeor
gta, and Known ahdFdesignAted In the plan of
s alu tslsYh ana CITY as the eastern one half of
Town Commons lot number one hundred aud
(l669, said lot one hundred and fifiy-six
hein& bounced as fol9ows, towit: On the north
~, II street. on the east by Albany street, on
Ehesouth BY lot number one hundred and fifty
seven tl57ls 4and on theswest by Wolf street.
Also certain undivided one. half Of, in and
to that certain tract, lot or parcel OF land s1tu
ahed ~ the state OF Georgia, county. of Glynn.
and City Of brunswick, and in that portion Of
the City OF brunswick known as Town Com
mons and DESCRIBED as follows, towit; The
western one half of Town Commons lot num-
Der one hundred and fftyzsix lI5O and mn
provements thereon west of Cochran avenue.
Also. certain undivided one -halI interest OF,
in and 10 that portion of that certain tract lot,
sor parcel of land iii the state 0fs Georgia, and
eountY of Glynr, and in the City of BRUINS
wick therein, and known aud design ted upon
the Town CoInmnne map OF said city aS that cer-
tain northwestern corner section of I9yVst Con-
mons lot number one hundred enU thirty l9a4
between AnheFt and = lbany streets, being rec
tangulaE y STARE nayl9g e's thirty SJ| ieee
snseF bounce as Toll oNs, towit: & the MORT
sHy 4owu Common lot nHIpber one hundred'and
twenty niue l29l uincty feet, on the east by
abprst tiiis tS feet. on the s1uth by the
saafhern pee Isi OF said lot nnmb one hunS
did nj 6 rtY ninety feet and on Che vest by
tS1 portion Of said lot number ene. hun
dfsa Ssssl tHi tty thsrty feet: 5s3 fs't
Saia Jlr0perty leyied on as the propertyauf r.
II fsitcli 10 an execution issued ffoin the
Cify Goprt or Brunswick in and FOR said county
lie i.vor u Engl ishs Aine loan and Trust
sEptlpa against said r. II III teHt said props
eEtg being n possession ef Il. I'seHitch. Levy
made and returned totfe by AZ, IS y les, tiepil-
ty sheFi1S This SepternlaeF 8, 1900 q
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25

Catarrh, and being now
sound and well, the quess
tion. often put to me Isl.
What cured YOUR In an
swer / feel 1t my duty to
state that Swlftis Specific
Is the medicine. i am
such a true believer IN the
efiicacyof Swifts Specific
that | can honestly and
conseiertiously re c 0 m :
mend II to any one suffer-
ing FROM Catarrll,s Have
Recommended ia > many,
andaarn happysto say that
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
Money loaned on personal
property and real estate. APP.
ply to J. w. Watkins.

A good dinner for, 25ots. at the Cen
trsl hotel,
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25

Mr@Don Livingston, Of Fancy Bluff,
spent yesterday in the city.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
Stops the Cough
ana works off The Cold.

Laxative Bromo ouinine Tablets care cold
in one day. No Cure No Pay. Price Is cents.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
sERYIcE 81 rupLIcATIoN

SERVICE BY PUBLICATIONS
state Of Georgia-Couptyo Of Glynn.
Mrs, Ella MARKHAM Libel for divorce; in the
Superior court OF Glynn
ys. county, May term, 1850,
Order to perfect service
Martin =. Markham granted at said term.
TO the Defendant, Martin b. Markham
10Y rsQHIIed. In person or by at
tofhey, 70 ue ausss afp pear. at the December
Term, 1900 Of Glynn seperiOr court, to be hold
Sn IN aho lor sHld county al the court housein
Brunswick, GlynD county, Georgia. on the frst
Monday in December, 1900 and you viii he
there BY ten 40 o'clock, Of the forenoon Of said
day, then and there TO answer the complaint Of
the plaintiff Mrs Ella Markham. in Die above
stated case, Ia her libel for divorce.
Wltness the Honorable Joseph W. Bennett,
Judge OF the Superior court 81 Glynn county
this the 2ath day OF Auguetfa9O0.
q. b. TOWNSEND,
~. County, Georgia,
EiireIsSp DART,
Attorney .aplaintiff.
The Brunswick times-call., 1900-09-25
FoR SALE or Ellsq rsRMs.

y III ~
FOR SALE on EASY TERMS.
The following sAIaAiiy u building lots,
chsrmingIy sitastd in the reaident
portion Of tie siss, sgfor sale 90 easy
terms:
1a5xls0, on Union Street, running
back to Reynolds .trs This piece
Of property can b diSidea inio six
LOTS 1880 EACH three sfoufing On
Union ana three on Reynolds streets,
and is situated Immediately north o.
the residence Of M; Giauber Lot o.
the east side o. Union street, opposite
the residence Of Nj, JUhn II. MeCal-
Tough, 90x1so feet, can be divided mo
fouiIots.45x9O; two fronting on UniaH
aud two on Ellie streets. Lots l8QzlsO
feet, corneFiug on Albany, AIbemarls
and Amherst streets, scan be divided
into eight lots, 45xSo feet each Also
lots on Gloucester street, between Al
bsny and Amherst streets, and lots on
Albany, between Gloucester and a
streets; and on Amherst 80
tween eloucester AUDI "a
anyone wiship2 s4s-4y
lots - Rn residence or
- .'''S' q - ~
these locations. For further s.,44....
J. E. DUBIeroN.