Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-07-19
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Tho child Il born

delivered and thecaaftrs silllivsS
The child was coleeea az
cordiag to statements " its isuiner-
Gus parents-as q straight upun.
tEnching republican party orgaih
but alas with its fret feeble wall
oFlife il blasts the hopes ofits pro-
! gepitors BY declaring itself to be
impartial u every thing connect
eawith cur city aud county, which
must mean, If It means anything,
that the protoplasm hopes to de-
velop into an independent, rather
than a political organism, True,
after lengthy dissertation on its
aims and objects, and the big niche
il expects to fll TO over flowing in
the gallery Of Gillian county jour
nalism anda declaration that every
body is expected to prescribe their
favorite brand Of condensed milk
orbaby food for its sustenance, or tce
quote literally, toHdictate what they
wish to see inserted in its columns
the little thing catches its breath
and proceeds to reiterate that ii
"will be impartial on county mat
tersa but, sOtt0 v0se, that it "favors
the republican administration
This last declaration, however, isl.
like the silver plank in the Kansas
City platform, given an unimpor-
tant position where it is hoped GER
tain classes Of democrats won't see
it.
It is too bad that a child should
thus disappoint the fond hopes Of
its parents-especially when there
are more than two to be disappoint-
ed and that the beautiful theory
Of prenatal culture, whose advo-
Gates have fondly hoped to regener-
ate the world, should be thus rude |
" over thrown and shattered.
When the Annex gets old enough
it should enter SOME good kinder
garten class and in time take
course in ancient history Il would
then learn that the prime object Of
its ancestors, those wise men who
shaped the course Of its evolution
ary period and brought it into be-
ing, was. as alleged On the streets
ofCondon in the early dayso of June,
not to gain riches, not to win fame,
not to I'll long felt want in the
field Of journalism, but to put the
CoSDoN GLoBE out of business be-
cause, as alleged BY these same
wise men, "the CoNDoN GLOBE il a
democrat paper b'God and well
put in straight republican paper
and show the GLOBE whether it
can refuse to support Hon. w. w.
Steiwer, Of Fossil, when we ask it to
or not" It will also learn thai the
above named Mr. Steiwer. SO report
says, was heavy contributor to
the fund which was raised here in
Condor by his faithful followers to [
purchase swad1ling clothes for the
little shaver, which in the more j
modern language ofthe Annex, are
described Ms new machinery and !
modern type faces" 1t will fur {
ther learn that in the eyes Of the J
aforesaid wise men, ID the early
days Of June, it was heinous Of
fence for the CoNDoS GLoBE TO be
run as an Independent newspaper t
which sold space to both political Il
parties and supported neither, as 4
parties, during the same campaign Z Z
u which S. B. Barker met his Wat :, +
srloo as treasurer Of Gillian coun- i
". ri
Yes it is true that Condor has q
J new paper and that Gillian and 7 !.
Wheeler counties have few old Il
'ore politicians who, it has been al ii
eyed, are going to run the GLOBE Il
'ut" but on this beautiful harvest U
morning when the air is odorous :
With the wealth Of Gillian's goldya
rain We send greeting to our friends
md patrons and the public gener-
'lly and rise to remark that we are
% good as a "sprinter' and so will
aye to stay. 70 paraphrase the !,
words Of the martyred Garfield. 4,
iod reigns and the CoSDoN GLoBE I,
till liyts. y