The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1900-06-08
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Ohio State Journal.
''How do you feel about this move
ment to abolish bellsT' Pm down on
the rising bell, but the dinner bell is all /
right. Chicago Record.
"Daubs has painted a dreadfully bad
picture. What shall | say about itY'
you can safely say it is full of indi-
yiduality. "-Chicago Record.
Voice from upstairs young man
ought to be on his way home by this
time. Edith-He is, papa. He's got
as far as the hat-rack.-Puck.
81 like variety in my eating" declar-
ed Sterlingworth "And yet you posi-
lively refuse to eat hash" replied his
wife, with rebuke in her tone.-Detroit
Free Press.
"Id like to ask you a serious ques-
ton said the young man. do you
believe in lover Il do. indeed" was
the reply, "and am to consider that
a proposal"
MY mother found my little brother
putting his stockings on wrong side
out this morning" Yes? What did
she dog "Turned the hose on him.
Harvard LampOon.
Boer Child-Father, If were carry
ing the Bible in one hand and a gun
in the other, and an enemy approached,
which should | drop first? Boer Faith
er-The enemy. my sOn.-Puck.
81 suppose you favor peace between
the British and the Beers" he said.
NO. frankly replied the packing
house proprietor, Il do not. Not so
long as can get orders 70 supply the
British army"
She-We discussed the greenback at
our study club to-day. He-Well Whist
did you decideS She-That the Gov
eminent should either issue currency in
all the going tints or else not at all
Brooklyn Eagle.
Il think there is lesson to be
learned from that novel," said Willie
Washington. $50 DO l." answered Miss
Cayenne; 1T taugslt me better tkan to
read any more books by that author. y
Washington Star.
LADY, think you 2z'e the worst
looking tramp 4 ever saw. Uramp-
Ma'am, its onlF in the presence of uu-
common beauty looks so bad. Lady
Mary, give this poor man something
TO eat.-Casselrs Magazine.
Il notice that the Austrian inventor
who claims no have practical flying
machine says that his first "trip will be
to America well, let him come rFghi
away. No use Of waiting until fly
time."-Cleveland plain Dealer
Mrs. Winterbloom-I feel better now
that I've Snubbed that Jones woman
Mrs. Peterkin-Do you think it disturb
ed her? Mrs. WinterblOOm-Oh yes
Why, she told friend of mine thai
she didn't notice 1t at au.-BaZar
Mrs. Noungwed- know Uncle
Pincher said he was going to send u
something that would help us save oui
coal bills this year? Well. it came. Mr.
ENTHUSIASTICALLY? a stock Of coal
Mrs. Noungwed-No. \ little arrange
ment for filing b5lls.-Philsdelph.i
Press.
Jack-I don't know whether to ge
married or go to the gold diggngs
Iom-Nhy, don't Eou ask the girl
jack have asked her. TOm-Nha
did she say? Jack-aShe said get mar
ried. Tcm-Then why don't you? Jacl
She suggested another girL-DetroI
Free Press
$50 you dreamed of me last night
said the pleased girl. Il suppose
was a pleasant dream?' Yes, he re
piled. Il remember / insisted on yo'
having some ice cream. and you de
clared you didn't like it," 'Thel
dreams do go by cOntraries- sh
promptly replied.
There's nothing in literary ihspira
iion.' " said the would-be author. =
rented Il garnet ten flights up; bough
gallon of oil and n midnight lamp
aud even went so far as 10 have a han
III come and arrest me for debt an
maven been able 10 Wrlte -"
yet!'-Atlanta Constitution.
\ city man complained bitterly of TIA
conduct of his son. He related at length
10 an old friend all the young man
'scapades. You should speak 10 hin
with firmness and recall him to hi
duty said the friend. But he pay
not the least attention to what | say
lie listens only to the advice of fools
wish you would talk to him. Brook
Ign Life.
a well-dressed man entered florist
shop the other day. threw down coin
ana said he wanted some flowers 1
lake home. He was quite unsteady
evidently tapering of a spree, and IN
MOVERS were apparently intended as
domestic peace offering. The horls