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The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1900-01-11
OUR BUDGET OF FUN
SOME GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL,
AND SELECTED.

Variety OF Quibs, Gibss and Ironiss
to Cause Smile --NFlotsam ana
Jetsam from tho Tide 81 numor-
Witty Sayings
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1900-01-11
Tit-Bits.

"Boo-hoo. zoos sittin' on my jam
Punch.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1900-01-11
Move On,

From the Chicago Daily News:
Brown" said the partner Of the cor
ner Office, you put that notice on the
wall, No Loafing,' and there are now
actually five men lounging directly un-
der it. Go out and tell them to move
on"
NO" answered Brown, II won't do
It. They are beneath my notice."
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1900-01-11
A sure Thing.

A Sure Thing.
Sparkle-Your sister is wearing
of Miss Pinkle's rings. l wish u
get it for me. ! want to take d
measure. Going to buy an engage
ment ring, you know.
Barkle-Eh? Has Miss PinkIs
cepted you? n
Sparkle-She will, wheh
Last night she asked me how
her mother.-New York Weekly.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1900-01-11
T is Happened in Pittsburr.
Hotel Guest-Wen, It's 30

here don't see how they ever find
the fire.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1900-01-11

London, Jan. Great Britain has
to face the terrible possibility that the
next news will be the fall of Lady
smith. The disquieting feature is that
the Beers seem to have had sufficient
forces to deter Gen. Butler from at
lacking while themselves making
strenuous efforts to reduce the town.
In the presence Of LIS ominous sit
uation even Gen. lEri ORG disaster, OF
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1900-01-11


The Daily Telegraph publishes this
dispatch from its special correspond
ent: cape Town, Jan. 5.-Considera-
BILE suppressed excitement has pre-
vailed here during the week owing to
the persistent rumors that a coup of
some kind was meditated by. the dis
loyal faction in the vicinity of this
city. Today the authorities issued a
notice warning the public of the dan
ger of being fired upon If they APP
preached posts guarded by sentries at
night and do not stop at the challenge.
1t also gave notice that all boats APP
preaching the cruiser Niobe, which is
anchored in the bay, must carry a
light or take the risk of being fired
upon. Four steamers are now dis
charging vast quantities Of provisions
and ammunition stores"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
Our Reliance and Our Defense.

MARK HANNA insists that the
United States sovereignty viii be es-
tablished in the Philippines and that
a government without the consent Of
the governed will be forced upon the
people of those islands
ABRAHAM LINCOLN (Sept. II,
1855 Speech reported in Chicago
Daily Press and Tribune):
And when by these means you have
succeeded in dehumanizing the negro;
when you have put him down; and
made it impossible for him TO be but
as the beasts of the field; when you
have extinguished his soul and placed
him where the ray Of hope IS blown
out in the darkness that broOds over
the spirits Of the damned. are you
quite sure the demon you have reused
will not turn and rend your what
constitutes the bulwark OF our own
liberty and independence? It IS not
our frOWning battlements, our brist-
ling seacOasts, the guns Of -oSst war
steamers or the strength Of our gal
liant and disciplined army These are
not our reliance against a resumption
of tyranny in our fair land AL or
them may be turned against our lib
critics without making us stronger or
weaker for the struggle. OUR RE
LANCE IS IN THE LOVE OF LIB
lERTY WHICH GOD HAS PLANTED
IN OUR BOSOMS. OUR DEFENSE
rs IN THE PRESERVATION OF
THE SPIRIT WITCH Prizes LIZ
ERTY AS THE HERITAGE OF ALL
MEN IN AL LANDS EVERY
( WHERE DESTROY THIS SPIRIT
AND YOU HAVE PLANTED THE
SEEDS OF DESPOTISM AROUND
YOUR OWN DOORS Famiiiartze
yourselves with the chains Of bond
age and YOU are PREPARING YOUR
OWN LIMBS TO WEAR THEM
ACCUSTOMED TO TRAMPLE on
THE RIGHTS OF THOSE AROUND
YOT. YOU HAVE LOST THE
/ GENIUS OF YOUR OWN INDIE
! PE,NDFNCE AND BECOME THE
! EITTT STTRJECTS OF THE FIRST
! GINNING TYRANT WHO RISES
] AMONG YOU And, let me tell you
/ ali these things are prepared Tor you
/ with THE SURE LOGIC OF HIS
I TORY. if the elections shall promise
/ Ibo+ +ba next bred Scott decision
snd all future decisions will be quietly
/ azoo7,iAScn5 in by the people!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
CapitaI and Labor.

MARK HANNA insists that capital is
prior to and independent of labor; ii
the fruit of capital; that labor could
not exist but for the generosity of
men with capital, and he insists that
the capitalist should be permitted to do
all the thinking for the country.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN dec. 8, 1861.
Annual message.):
Monarchy itself is sometimes limited
at as a possible refuge from the power
of the people In my present position
l could scarcely be justified were 1 to
omit raising a warning voice against
this approach of returning deSp0CSm-
1t is not needed nor fitting here that a
general argument should be made in
favor of popular Institutions; but there
is one point, with its connections not so
hackneyed as most others, to which ]
ask brief attention. 1t is the effort to
place capital on an equal footing, if not
above, labor, in the structure Of gov
eminent. 1t is assumed that labor is
available only in connection with cap
ital; that nobody labOrs unless some
body else owning capital, somehow, by
the use of it, induces him to labor
Labor is prior to and independent OF
capital Capital is only the fruit of Ia
Dor, and could never have existed if
labor had not first existed. Labor is the
superior of capital, and deserves much
the highest consideration No men liv-
ing are more worthy to be trusted than
those who toll up from poverty; none
less inclined to take or touch aught
which they have not honestly earned.
Let them beware of surrendering a po-
litical power which they already pos
sess, and which, if surrendered. will
surely be used to close the door of ad-
vancement against such as they, and To
fix new disabilities and burdens upon
them till all of liberty shall be lost.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
Conservatism and Radicalism.

MARK HANNA says the Mckinley
ties are the conservatives, while the
supporters of Bryan are revolution
lists and obstructioniSts.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN February 81,
1860. Speech at Cooper Institute, New
York;:
But you say you are conservative
eminently cOnservative-whil we are
revolutionary, destructive, or some
thing of the sort. WHAT Is CON
SERVATISM? IS IT NOT ADLER
ENCE TO THE OLD AND TRIED,
AGAINST THE NEW AND UN-
TRIED? We stick to it, contend for,
the identical old policy on the point
in controversy, which was adopted by
"our fathers who framed the govern
ment under which we live while you
with one accord reject, and scout, and
spit upon that old policy, and insist
upon substituting something new.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
Copnerheads-

MARK HANNA insists that he who
does not indOrse the justice of the wa1
against the FiHpinOs is a copper
head.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN Sept. Is,
1888 speech at Charleston. III:
Whenever there was an ATTEMPT 70
procure vote of mine which would
indorse the origin and justice of the
war (MeNcan), 1 REFUSED TO GIVE
SUCH ENDORSEMENT AND VOTED
AGAINST IT; but 1 never voted
against the supplies for the army
CF'eb- l, 1S4S. Letter to W. h Hern-
don, referring to LincoIn's vote in con-
greSs):
THAT VOTE AFFIRAIS THAT THE
(Mexican) WAR WAS UNNECES-
SARILY and UNCONSTITUTION-
ALLY COMMENCED BY THE PRES
IDENT, AND L WILL STAKE MY
LIFE, IF YOU HAD BEEN IN MY
PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE VOTED
JUST AS L DID Would you have
voted what you felt and knew to be
a lie? 7 know you would not. Would
you have gone out of the house
skulked the vOte2 expect not. If you
had skulked one vote, you would have
had to skulk many more before the
close Of the session Richardson 5
resolutions, introduced before 1 made
any move, or gave any vote upon the
subject, made the direct question of
the justice of the war, so that no man
can be silent if he would You are
compelled 10 speak; and YOUR ONLY
ALTERNATIVE IS TO TELL THE
TRUTH OR TELL 4 LIE.
(Aug. q, 1888. Speech at Ottawa,
I'D:
You remember I was an old whig
and WHENEVER THE DEMO
CRATIC PARTY TRIED TO GET ME
TO VOTE THAT THE WAR HAD
BEEN RIGHTEOUSLY BEGUN BY
THE PRESIDENT, I WOULD NOT
/ DO IT
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
Sentiment.

MARK HANNA says that men who
seek to shape our policy toward the
Filipinos according to the Declaration
of independence are Sentinentallsts-
ABRAHAM LINCOLN (F'eb- p, 1861.
Speech at Cooper instituted:
Let US be diverted by none OF those
sophistical contrivances wherewlth we
are so industriously piled and bella
bored-contrivances such as cropping
for SOME MIDDLE GROUND Be
TWEEN THE RIGHT AND THE
WRONG; vain as the search for a
man who should be neither hV-
ing man nor a dead man; such as a
policy of don't care" on question
about which all true men do care; such
as union appeals beseeching true men
to yield to disunionists, reversing the
divine rule, and calling not the SIN
ners but the righteous to repentance
such as inVocatiOnS to Washington, I'M
ploring men TO unsay what Washing
ton said, and undo what Washington
did Neither let US be slandered from
our duty by false accusations against
US. nor frightened from ii by menaces
of destruction to the government, nor
of dungeons to ourselves LEI W
HAVE FAITH THAT RIGHT MAKES
MIGHT. AND IN THAT FAITH LEI
US TO THE END DARE TO Do OUR
DUTY AS WE UNDERSTAND IT.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
MGoId Nen,, and sssilver Men. y

MARK HANNA frequently refers to
the fact that Mr.. Bryan's supporters
do not agree on all questions He OBJ
jectS to the gold man giving Bryan
his support on the question of i'm
periaIiSm because on the money ques-
ton Mr.. Bryan differs from the gold
man.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN (Oct. 16, 1854
Speech at Peoria, Ill:
Our senator also objects that those
who oppose him in this matter DO
NOT ENTIRELY AGREE WITH ONE
ANOTHER He should remem-
Der that HE TOOK US BY SURPRISE
-ASTOUNDED Us BY THIS MEAS
URE. WE WE'RE THUNDER
STRUCK AND STUNNED. and we
reeled and fell in utter confusion
BUT WE AROSE, each fighting,
grasping whatever we could first
reach-a scythe, pitchfOrk, chop
ping ak, or a butchers cleaver. WE
STRUCK IN THE DIRECTION OF
THE SOUND, and we were rapidly
closing in upon him. HE MUST NOT
THINK TO PERVERT Us FROM OUR
PURPOSE by showing US that our
drill, our dress and our weapons are
not entirely perfect and uniform When
the storm shall be past he shall find US
still Americans no less devoted to the
continued union and prosperity OF the
country than heretofore
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
United Action.

MARK HANNA says the advocates
of bimetallism should not cooperate
in this campaign with the advocates
of the single gold standard, even
though they all agree on the one great
question of liberty
ABRAHAM LINCOLN (March L
1859. Speech at Chicago, HI:
I am afraid OF the result upon ora
ganized action where great results are
in view. if any of US allow ourselves 10
seek out minor or separate points on
which there may be difference or
views as TO policy and right and let
them keen US from uniting in action
upon a great principle in cause on
which we all agree; or are deIUded
into the belief that all can be brought
to consider alike and agree upon every
minor point before we unite and press
forward in organization, asking the
co-oDeratiOn of all good men IN that
resistance TO slavery upon which We
all agree. I am afraid that such
methods would result in keeping the
friends Of liberty waiting longer than
We ought to. I say this for the pur-
pose OF suggesting that We CONSIDER
whether il would not be better ana
wiser. so long as we all agree that TINS
matter of slavery is a moral, polIucel
and social wrong and ought 10 De
treated as 8 wrong, not TO let any
thing minor or subsidiary 10 tnaI
main principle and purpose make Us
fail to cooperate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
The Mothers Recompensa

MARK HANNA cannot understand
why the fathers and mothers whose
sons Ieu IN battle against people
struggling for liberty are unable to.
ma a recompense for their loss.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN CNOy. SI
ISo4)- Letter to Mrs Bixby2:
Lear Madam: l have been shown
IN the nles in the war department. a
statement of the adjutant general OF
massachusetts, that you are the
mether OF five sons who have died
glorlously on the field OF battle. I feel
now weak and fruitless must be any
words OF mine which should attempt
TO begulle you from the grief OF a loss
so overwhelming. But I cannot re-
Iraln from rendering to you the conso-
latlon that may be found in the thanks
or the republic they died to save. I
pray that our Heavenly Father may as
SuaSe the anguish OF your bereave-
ment and leave you only the cherish
ed memory of the loved and lost and
THE solemn PRIDE THAT MUST
BE YOURS TO HAVE LAID so COST
LY A SACRIFICE UPON THE ALTAR
OF FREEDOM Yours very sincerely
and respectfully,
ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
When War Will End.

MARK HANNA. The Spanish war
was commenced with the public pledge
that il was not to be a war of con-
quest; that 1T was TO be Waged for the
worthy object of assisting men to
freedom Mark Hanna now says that
the war viii not end until the purpose
of conquest is accomplished.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN June 16,
1859. Speech at Sanitary fair, Phila-
delphia:
War at the best is terrible and this
of ours in its magnitude and in it's du-
ration is one of the most terrible 1t
has deranged business totally in many
localities and partially in all localities
It has destroyed property and ruined
homes. 1t has produced a national
debt and taxation unprecedented, at
least in this country. 1t has carried
mourning TO almost every home until
it can almost be said that the 'heav-
ems are hung in black" WE AC-
CEPTED THIS WAR FOR AN OBJ
JECT, a WORTHY OBJECT, AND
THE WAR WILL END WHEN THE
OBJECT IS ATTAINED.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
The sulu Slave Treaty

MARK HANNA-"The SuIu slave
treaty is all right"
ABRAHAM LINCOLN april 4, 1864.
Letter to \. G. HOdges.):
an naturally anti-Slavery. IF
SLAVERY Is NOT WRONG MOTH
ING Is WRONG. 1 cannot remember
when 1 did not so think and feel.
October Is, 1854, Speech at Peoria, Ill
Slavery is founded in the selfish
ness OF mans nature-OppOSitiOn to it
in his love of justice. These principles
are an eternal antagonism. Repeal the
Missouri comprOmiSe-repeal all prom
ises-repeal all past history-you still
cannot repeal all human nature. 1t
still Will be the abundance of mans
heart that slavery extension is wrong
and out of the abundance of mans
heart his mouth will continue to
speak
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
90 Cents Per Day.

MARK HANNA insists that there is
no objection to the system that per
mitS a few, like the Rockefellers, to pile
up millions upon millions Of dollars,
while the men like the 10000 coal min
ers are required to work for the pitiful
sum of IS cents per day.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN (Sept. II, 1859.
Speech at Cincinnati, o.:
1 hold If the Almighty had ever made
a set of men that should do all the eat
ing and none of the work, he would
have made them with mouths only and
no hands; and if he had ever made
another class that he intended should
do all the work and none of the eating,
he would have made them without
mouths and with all hands. But mas
much as he has not chosen to make man
that way, if anything is proved it is
that those hands and mouths are to be
cooperative through life and not to be
interfered with. That they are to GO
forth and improve their conditions, as
have been trying to illustrate, is the
inherent right given TO mankind di-
rectly by the maker.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
Understanding the Declaration.

MARK HANNA pretends that the
charter of American liberty is not un-
derstOod by the masses.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN October z,
1858. Speech in Galesburg, IlL):
/ have never manifested any impa-
thence with the necessities that spring
from the actual presence Of black peo-
pie amongst US and the actual exist
ence Of slavery amongst us where it
does already exist, but 1 have insisted
that, in legislating for new countries
where X does not exist, there is no just
rule other than that of moral and alb
Stract right. With reference to those
new countries, THOSE MAXIMS AS
TO THE RIGHT OF A PEOPLE to
life. liberty and the pursuit of happi-
ness" WERE THE JUST RULES to be
constantly referred to THERE IS NO
MISUNDERSTAND THIS Elk
CEPT BY MEN INTERESTED TO
MISUNDERSTAND 1T.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
e1The Party of Lincoln y,

MARK HANNA insists that his
party is the party of Abraham Lin
coin, although its policies have been
distinctly in violation of Lincoln's
principles.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN February q,
1861. Speech at Continental Hotel,
Philadelphia.):
1 hope I shall do nothing inconsist-
ent with the teachings of these On
dependence HalD holy and most sacred
walls. L have never asked anything
that does not breathe from these walls.
All my political welfare has been in
favor of the teachings that came
forth from these sacred walls. MAY
MY RIGHT HAND FORGET ITS
CUNNING AND MY TONGUE
CLEAVE TO THE ROOF OF MY
MOUTH IF EVER I PROVE FALSE
TO THOSE TEA CHINGS
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
Expansion

MARK HANNA insists that any
thing that is in the nature of eXpan-
sion is right and needed by the neces-
sites of the country.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN (Oct- Z, 1853
Speech at Galesburg, M:
We have no clear and certain way
of demonstrating how fast territory is
needed by the necessities Of the cOun-
tering, then, thinks that more terri
tory is needed. Whoever wants wider
slaVe-fields feels sure that some ad-
ditional territory is needed as slave
territory. Then it is easy to show the
necessity of additional slave territory
as it is to assert anything that is in
capable of absolute demonstration
WHATEVER MOTIVE A MAN, OR A
SET OF MEN HAVE, FOR MAX
ING ANNEXATION OF PROPERTY
OR TERRITORY, IT IS VERY EASY
TO ASSERT, but much less easy to
disprove, that it is necessary for the
wants of the country THINK IT Is
AN EXCEEDINGLY INTERESTING
AND IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR
THIS PEOPLE TO CONSIDER
WHETHER WE SHALL ENGAGE
in THE POLICY OF ACQUIRING
ADDITIONAL TERRITORY, DIS
tCARDING ALTOGETHER FROM
OUR CONSIDERATION while obtain
ing new territory, THE QUESTION
HOW IT MAY AFFECT Us IN RE
GARD TO THIS, THE ONLY EN-
DANGHRING ELEMENT TO OUR
LIBERTIES AND NATIONAL
GREATNESS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
The Paramount Issue.

MARK HANNA says the supporters
of Mr.. Bryan seek to make imperialism
the paramount issue.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN CFeb. 81, 1860.
Speech at Cooper institute, New York; !:
Again you say we have made the
slavery question more prominent than
1t formerly was. WE DENY IT. WE
ADMIT THAT IT IS MORE PROMI-
NENT, BUT WE DENY THAT WE
MADE IT SO. IT WAS NOT WE BUT
YOU, WHO DISCARDED THE OLD
POLICY OF THE FATHERS. WE
RESISTED. AND STILL RESIST
YOUR INNOVATION. AND THENCE
COMES THE GREATER PROMI-
NENCE OF THE QUESTION. Would
you have that question reduced to its
former proportions? co BACK TO
THAT OLD POLICY. What has been
will be again, under the same condi-
tions. If you would have the peace Of
the old times, readopt the precepts and
policy of the old time
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
The Rights of Men.

MARK HANNA pleads that in this
contest only the practical should be
considered and that no consideration
should be given for the rights of men,
which, according to MARK HANNA
is mere sentiment
ABRAHAM LINCOLN July 4, 1861
MeSSage):
Why this deliberate pressing out of
view THE RIGHTS OF MEN and the
authority of the people? This is essen
TALLY a peoples contest. On the side
Of the uniCn, it is a struggle for main
tanning in the world that form and
substance Of government whose lead
ing object is to elevate the condition
of man; to lift artificial weights from
all shoulders; to clear the paths of
laudable pursuits to all; to afford all
an unfettered start and a fair chance
in the race of life.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
Zeal Tor Colonialism.

MARK HANNA: zeal for a colon
ial form of government can do no in
jury to the American people
ABRAHAM LINCOLN august 81,
1858. Speech at Ottawa, ND:
This declared indifference, but, as
must think, covert zeal, for the spread
OF slavery 1 cannot but hate, / hate it
because of the monstrOus injustice of
slavery itself 1 hate it because it de-
prives our Republican example of its
just influence in the world, ENABLES
THE ENEMIES OF FREE INSTITU-
TIONS, WITH PLAUSIBILITY, TO
TAUNT US AS HYPOCRITES, causes
the real friends of freedom to doubt
our sincerity, and especially because
it forces so many good men among
ourselves into an open war with the
very fundamental principles of civil
liberty, criticising the Declaration Of
independence and insisting that there
is no right principle of action but self
interest.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
s.War On Wealth. .

MARK HANNA insists that because
Mr. Bryan is in favor Of equal rights
to all and special privileges 70 none
that he is making a war upon wealth
ABRAHAM LINCOLN (M2rch .,
1860. Speech at New Haven, Comm:
I do not believe in law to prevent
a man from getting rich; it would DO
more harm than good. So while we
do not propose any war upon capital
we. do wish TO allow the humbleSt man
an equal chance to get rich with
everybody else. When one starts poor,
as most do in the race Of life, free
society is such that he knows ne can
better his condition; he knows that
there is no fixed condition Of labor Tor
his whole life. am not ashamed 70
confess that twenty-five years ago
was a hired laborer, mauiinS rails, al
work on a fiat bOat-juSt what might
happen to any poor mans SON. want
every man 10 have the chance IN
which he can better his concitlon,
NAL STRUGGLE BETWEEN these
when he may look forward and hope
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-10-07
Following Their Fathers.

MARK HANNA insists that the men
of today cannot in justice to their in
telligence be bound to follow implicitly
whatever the fathers did, but he ad-
Vances no argument to show why the
opinions and policies of the fathers
should be supplanted by the opinions
and the policies of Mark Hanna
ABRAHAM LINCOLN (Feb- 81, 1860.
Speech at Cooper Institute, New York
City,:
1 do not mean to say we are bound to
follow implicitly in whatever our faith
ers did. To do so would be TO discard
all the lights of current experience
reject all progress, all improvement
WHAT 1 DO SAY IS THAT If WE
WOULD SUPPLANT THE OPINIONS
AND POLICY OF OUR FATHERS IN
ANY CASE, WE SHOULD DO so UP
ON EVIDENCE so CONCLUSIVE
AND ARGUMENT so CLEAR, THAT
EVEN THEIR GREAT AUTHORITY
FAIRLY CONSIDERED AND
WEIGHED, CANNOT STAND.