The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1900-12-09

% " Vt OGAN'S been tell1r- me.
III III said Mr.. Dooley, that he
ILL has been to New York.
IH where he's been followin'
IL Ia what he calls tn mould Nv
fashion, an tn glass Nv
foam, an judgin' firm his gin'ral APP
pearanoe shud say that tn glass was
nawthin' less than a high ball an tn
mould was broke. or annyhow, terribly
stretched fr he'd a long frock coat on
him that didn't fit him in amy wan
given spot, but Hogan says It's all right
an tn latest styhle an was taught to
him by Jawn Drew who won tn first
prize at tn Horse Show In an English
bred coat OF tn same Picturesque char
acter about fourteen two high with two
hip pockets on~ tn near side.
what has coats got to do with tn
Horse Shown" said Mr.. Hennessy.
"Ivrythingi" said Mr.. Dooley decis-
lively "Ye see, Hinnissy, this Horse
Show is more iv clothes show. than
anything else bein' oily Horse Show
be name an as Hogan says, IL they
would oily put. clothes horses in tn
ring covered with Paris gowns an man
milliners hats, an imported clothes made
be TIL hands acrost tn sea, an have
thin fooled around be capable tailors,
an vallays an milliners an maids. 1t
would diprive ivry New York husband Nv
amy sthray Naytional Bank securities
cause tn very gown that his wife covet-
cd happened TO go by at tn time when
her attinshun was monentarily distract
ed be watchin a gr-reen hunter thryin'
to- lep an eight-foot fence with row
" Christmas threes or tn top Nv It.
''rve beer watchln' til papers, Hinnis-
sy. an l find that tn Horse Show is tn
on'y place where IN swelis can get three
or four mentions on wan performance.
You see, tbs this way. TIL horse editor
takes a man In plain clothes along with
him, who puts down list called: Among
those present Then tn s'ciety editor
says: Among those who took occasional
promenades ar-round III ring | noticed
tn vivashus Mrs. Percy Onderdonk, who
has just returned firm leavin her hus-
band In a sanytaryum in time fT tn show
Then In another part Nv tn pa-aper they
get their name In as benz wan iv tn
box holders. an then in another column
along comes tn fashion editor an SAYS;
Mrs. Percy onderdonk was in a charm
In gown Nv blue tool. smothered In os-
trich feathers. an a pitcher hat Ye
could hardly get more publicity be havin'
yer vallay sue yc f'r f'rgettln' to give
him ten years notice an then hayin'
m rays turned on ye be tn opposln'
counsel to show that ye swallowed A coll
lar button In 1896 an therefore could
not be thrustcd thereby gsttin' a var
diet ~ seven thousan' dollars again
ye-ersilf and ye'er past life In III mornin'
pa-apers
Hogan tells me tina, all tn theaters
in New York ar-re doin' dialect turns
since sam Bernard made such a hit with
Dutch dialect his sister Sarah has come
/ over with four an half hour turn
OF straight Fr-rinch dialect at a dollar
an auarther an hour. an be Hlvius
Hinnlssy they sell me We can't get near
IN place 10 buy a ticket. tn people be-
In hhed with natchral curiosity to see
such sn expensive performance an In
eideutly to prove q lvrybody but Thin
selves how much they know a0cut an
Fr-riuch language some ~ tn women
knows more Fr-riuch than tn men. hav-
In been Ia constant communication with
modlstS, an Fr-rinch miIliners with Irish
names. an Fr-rinch maids that teaches
thin what they can b,a l give ye me
wur-rud, Hogan says there's nanny a
la-ad at IN theater dtun up an takiu'
his foreiga language straight without a
wink, al this Sarah Demands Fr-rtnch
show. who would starre TO death AZ A
kr-unch table d'hote ia Houston sthreet
II he had 20 speak tn names ~ ~
dishes on N meeno instia Iv ni,,t-,
thin out with his fingers until he rs,s
TO demtasse an cigarests"
"Accordn' TO Hogan's rapport ther,,s
but wan place ye can 80 TO In New York
70 see other people eat an that's a ulsca
they call tn palm room ~ tn hotel keof
be wan Nv thin young Astors Two rooms
there ar-re side hy siil an like as two
peas. but II ye guess IN wrong room
We might as well be in Hoboken havtn' a
sweltzer hsSe san wich an q shall Iy