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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30
a Bnsiness PROPORTION.

Now, here is a poet who is practical
enough. BE halls from Dooly county,
and it will be see from his letter that
he means business. He writes:
q have wrote a poem about 100
yards long. as nigh as ! kin guess. II
took me six months an two hours to
write it. l amt no Judge of thest.
things, an what I want to know is
where / kin hire a good man to read
It for me an tell me what 1t is. To
sich a man ! will pay 81 a day till he
gifts through. only he mustn't take too
long!'-Atlanta Constitution.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30
III rs GRATEFUL.

MRS. sPooNAM is GRATEFUL TO
THE MEMBERS OF THE MACCA-
BEES FOR PROMPT PAYMENT
OF INSURANCE. As
Mrs. Emma Spoonarn, widow of the
painter who was killed by a fall from
a ~scaffolding while painting an eieva-
tor at Mandan some weeks ago, has
written the following letter to the
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

Both makers and circulators OF
counterfeits commit fraud. Honest
men will not deceive you into buying
worthless counterfeits of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel salve. The original is
infa1lible for curing piles, sores, ecze-
ma and all skin diseases. e. S. Boards
ley, Fourth street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30
Chs 8is,aarek Trihnne,
By III. Il. JEWELL.
TIE DAILY

$EH&R&SFIf1E DA1L1e lid otSA2. 1HE& 81
Published every afternoon, except suns
day, 1t Bismarck, North Dakota, is deliy !
cred by carrier to all parts of the city az
80 cents per month, or Sc per year Inc
daily sent to any address in the D u sa1
States and Canada, postage prepaid, Sc per
year; So for six months; $1.50 for three
months.
TIE WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
Eight pages, containing a summary OF
the news Of the week-local and foreign--
particular attention being paid to state
AN Sent to any address, postage paid,
months; 25 cents for three months.
The Bismarck Tribune is the Oldest news
paper in the state--established June II,
1873. It has a wide circulation and is a
desirable advertising mediums. Being pup
lished at the capital of the state II MAKES MAKES
character, and is therefore particulariy I'm IN,
teresting to all who desire to keep the run
Of state ~affairs-political, social and bust
ness. =
Our special northwestern agent Is MI.
D. r. McGinnis, 420 Germania Life Bulio-
Ing, st. Paul. ~
Our special New York agent is Mr.. Dc.
McConn 20 Times Bldg, New York City.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

DeWitt's Little EARLY Risers are the
best liver pills even made. Easy to
take and never grippe. 3. S. B~eardsley.
Fourth street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

II You nave ever seen a ehild.in the
agony Of Group You can realize how
grateful mothers are for One Minute
Cough Cure which gives relief as soon
as IT is administered. y quickly
cures coughs, colds and all throat and
lung troubles. q. S Beardsley, Fourth
street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

Editor Packard of the Mandan
Times observes that the prohibition
lists who fought part of the republican
state ticket, including Major White,
with all their little might, r now
telling how the republicans cannot go
back on their pledges.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

49, &3G&SS
The nation will miss Senator Davis.
His counsel was wise. mis- intelligence
broad, his understanding close and
careful. AS chairman OF the senate
committee on foreign affairs, he was
in position to do much for his coun-
try in the next few years. His re-
election to the senate had he lived,
was certain. His thread Of life has
been snapped at the time when his
honors were greatest. Some other
public man will take up his work
where he left 1T, and the progress Of
the nation will continue. But it is
to be regretted that his life could not
have been spared, that he might have
seen the b~eneficent results Of his own
wise craftsmanship. The northwest
mourns him as one of the greatest
men it has produced. 1t could i'll
afford his loss.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30
up to Date .specinlist.',

Up to Date "SpectnIIstsW
Doctor put mirrors in my waiting
rooms instead of magazines.
Friend-How does it work?
Doctor-Fine. People are SC fond OF
looking at themselves that they come
early so us to have a chance to wait
Town Topics. 8
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30
II the Baby is Cutting Teeth

Be sure to use that old and well tried
remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Sy1ap
for children teething. It soothes the
child, softens the gums, allays all pain
cures wind colo and is the best remedy
for diarrhoea: % cents a bottle.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

The Boy and III Professor.
81 was mimicking Professor Bore
yesterday, and he caught me-"
What did he say?
.,Told me to stop making a fool Of
myself.n-Chicago Chronicle.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

The peat boys In Sweden, many of
them eight to ten yards deep, cover an
area Of about 9.04S,O 600 acres.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30
This paperis on file with the
BANNING ADVERTISING 60,

Endicott Building, st. Paul, Mimi, Where
subscribers, advertisers and others may
examine it and where estimates Will pc glvsh
upon space for GENERALA
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

.1l.,A9S
The official announcement OF Stne
population of North Dakota shows
the rapid strides the state has made
III population in the past ten Years.
Some counties, like Williams, Wells
and Others in whichthe settlement
has been unusually rapid, show IN
ereases OF several hundred per cent.
All of the counties show increases, but
the greatset per centage is in the cen
trail and western part OF the state.
Burleigh shows an increase to over
5000 from 400 in 1890, an increase
OF about so per cent. Reports OF The
cities and towns will be made by CEN
sus Office bulletin, and This is not yet
al. hand. Bismarck, it is believed,
WIN show a much greater proportion
ate increase than the county, the
greater portion of the increase in pap
nlasion having been in the city. Some
of4Ghe cities in the state will complain
that the census does not give them
credit for the number Of people the
have, but taking the total for b state
ari the counties, it is evident that the
wors has been done thoroughly sand
we'll. and reflects great credit upon the
supervisor for North Dakota, Hon. 8
II. Iaughlin of Lisbon
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets cure biliousness, constipation
and headache. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. For sale by.
e. S. Beardsley.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

ne srnacked his l,sss issasay ana took 8
generous bite.
No. it wasn't jelly; It was soft soap
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

others. Inherited wealth is too free
quently a serious handicap to a weak
minded man in the race for life's hon
ors and distinctions.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1900-11-30

Minneapolis has a sensational "
der A woman, wine, and two,
th5ughtless and careless young men
were concerned. One OF the men lies
dead, from a murderotls blow. The
other is in jail, held to answer for the
crime. The Woman's name is shielded
from publication, and there is an at
tempt from a number of persons con-
cerned TO hush the matter up and pre-
vent exposure of unpleasant and sala-
cious details. 1t is a too frequent
chapter OF city life. There IS les
o in II for young men and for young
women, but how many will heed It?
IdIeness and profigacy will continue
to breed intemperance, Women will
continue to be temptresses and men
will go on killing themselves and
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
Poison In Potatoes.

The public is becoming excited over
the statement recently made that pota-
toes contain a poison called solanin. 1t
Is announced that new potatoes contain
much less than old ones, but those which
have commenced to sprout are quite
dangerous. This may be true, but it
seem odd that people have lived and
thrived for centuries upon them and
that their danger has just been dis
covered. 1t is safe to assert that any
n with whom potatoes do not agree
has stomach trouble, and any n who
has indigestion, dyspepsia, constipation,
biliousness, or liver and kidney weak
ness needs Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
at once. This medicine does more than
promise, it cures. Avoid substitutes and
insist upon having the genuine. Fry 1t.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
FREE OF

Any adult suffering from a cold settled
on the breast, bronchitis, throat or
lung troubles of any nature, who will
call at Ireland's Drug Store will be pre-
sented with a sample bottle of Bosch
ee's German Syrup, free of charge. On
ly one bottle given to one person. and
none to children without order from
parents. No throat or lung remedy ev-
er had such a sale as Boschee's German
Syrup in all parts Of the civilized world.
Twenty years ago millions Of bottles
were given away, and your druggists
will tell you its success was marvellous.
1t is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi-
clans. One Is cen bottle will cure or
prove its value. Sold by dealers in all
civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
Not bribery. Of cour.e.

"Were you ever bribed?" asked the
constituent.
"Never!" replied the Montana legis-
lator, emphatically. mo one ever has
dared to even offer mi money for my
vote"
I'm glad to hear you say that" said
the constituent.
"Of course" went on the legislator,
"some n occasionally leaves a few
thousand dollars in my room OF slips
a little money into my pocket, but no
would have the hardihood to hand
me anything."-Chicago Post,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28

1T is with a good deal of pleasure and
satisfaction that I recommend Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy" says Druggist A. w. Saw
telle, Of Hartford. Conn. "A lady Gus
toner. seeing the remedy exposed for
sale on my showcase. said to me: I
really believe that medicine saved my
life the past summer while at the Shore
and she became SO enthusiastic over its
merits that I at once made up my mind
to recommend 1t in the future. Recently
a gentleman came into my store so ov-
ercome with collie pains that he sank
at nee to the floor. I gave him a dose
Of this remedy, which helped him. I
repeated the dose, and in fifteen minutes
he left my store smiling, informing me
that he felt as well as ever. Sold by
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
COLD STEEL OR DEATH.

There is but one small chance to
your life, and that is through an
operation" was the awful prospect set
before Mrs. I. B. Hunt, of Lime Ridge,
Wis.,, by her doctor after vainly trying
to cure her of a frightful 81 of stom-
ach trouble and yellow jaundice. He
didn't count on the marvellous power of
Liver troubles, but she heard of it, took
v bottles, was wholly cured, avoid
ed surgeons knife, now weighs more
and feels better than ever. It's posi-
lively guaranteed to cure Stomach, Liv-
err and Kidney troubles, and never dis
appoints. Price soc at Fischer & Co.'S
drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28

B%iliousness Is a condition character
lied by a disturbance Of the digestive
organs. The stomach is debilitated, the
liver torpid, the bowels constipated.
There is a loathing of food. pains in the
bowels. dizziness, coated tongue and
vomiting, first Of the u%ndigested or
partly digested food and then of bile.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's allay the disturbances of the stom-
ach and create a healthy appetite. They
also tone up the liver to a healthy ac-
ton and regulate the bowels. Try them
and you are certain to be much pleased
with the result. For sale by A. c. Ire
land.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
AUGUST FLOWER.

1T is a surprising fact" says Prof.
Houton, that in my travels in all parts
of the world, for the last ten years, !
have met more people having used
Green's August Flower than any other
remedy, for dyspepsia. deranged liver
and stomach. and for constipation.
find for tourists and statesmen, or for
persons filling Office positions, where
headaches and general bad feelings
from irregular habits exist, that Green's
August Flower is a grand remedy. 1t
does not injure the system by frequent
use, and Is excellent for soul stomachs
and Indigestion" Sample bottles free
at Ireland's Drug Store. Sold by deal
ers in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
A NIGHT OF TERROR.

awful anxiety was felt for the Wild
ow of the brave General Burnham, of
Machias, Me-, when the doctors said
she could not live till morning" writes
Mrs. 8. H. Lincoln. who attended her
that fearful night. IAN thought she
must soon die from Pneumonia, but she
begged for DR.. Kings New Discovery.
saying 1t had more than once saved her
life, and had cured her Of Consumption.
After three small doses she slept easily
all night, and its further use complete
ly cured her." This marvellous medicine
is guaranteed to cure all Throat, Chest
and Lung Diseases. Only 5Oc and $1.00.
Trial bottles free at Fischer & Co.'S
drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
YOUR FACE

Shows the state Of your feelings and
the state Of your health al well. I'm
pure blood makes itself apparent in a
pale and sallow complexion. Pimples
and Skin Eruptions. If you are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have a
healthy appearance. you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. It cures all blood
diseases where cheap Sarsaparillas and
ao-called purifiers fail; knowing this,
we sell every bottle on a positive guar
antee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
The Sadness of Love.

Jack-It is time for me to GO, dearest
l shall be locked out, and l left my
night key in my room.
Jess-Must you go?
Jack-Yes, really. You wouldn't
want me to sit in the park until morn
ing, would you.
Jess-No; but l see you so seldom.
Jack-I have been here every night
since New Years.
Jess-I know, but a day is such an
age.
Jack-I know it, dearest (sighs,) and
the days are growing longer now
Harlem Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28

looking at things away off, to notice
more important things near by.
One-sixth Of all deaths are from CON
sumption. But the man goes along with
his eyes bullying to watch cholera and
yellow fever. He disdains to cure the
cold or check the little cough, and con
sumption trips him up.
Don't neglect little ailments. Keep
the system up to the point of effectual
resistance against disease. This is best
done by the use Of DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. 1t strengthens the
stomach, increases the action of the
blood-making glands, cures all disorders
of the organs of digestion and nutrition,
except cancer of the stomach, purifes the
blood, increases the vital energy and 80
enables the body to resist and throw off
disease. Even when there is emaciation,
weakness, hectic, cough, bleeding at the
lungs and other alarming symptoms,
"Golden Medical Discovery" can be
counted on to help every time and to
heal % times out of every hundred.
Sick people can consult DR.. R. ".
Pierce, Buffalo, N. ", by letter, without fee
or charge. Every letter is read in private,
and treated as a sacred confidence. A..
replies are sent in plain envelopes.
last spring I was taken. with severe pains in
my chest, and was 80 weak I could hardly walk
Dodge, Webster Co., Iowa. II tried severa'
physlcians and they told me had consumption,
I heard Of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry and I thought l would try some Of it. Before
I had taken the first bottle I was very much bet.
Ter; I TOOK five bottles of it and have not ya
had any return of the trouble"
Headache is cured by using d.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28

J. @. Hood, Justice of the Peace, Cros-
by. Miss, makes the following state
meEt: II can certify that One Minute
Cough Cure will do all that is claimed
for it. My wife could not get her breath
and the first dose of it relieved her. It
has also benefited my whole family" It
acts Immediately and cures coughs,
colds, Group, grippe, bronchitis, asthma
and all throat and lung troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28

J. c. Kennedy, Roanoke, Tenn, says:
II cannot Jay too much for DeWitt's
Hazel Salve. One box of 1t cured what
the doctors called an incurable ulcer on
my Jaw" Cures piles and all skin dis
eases. Look out for worthless imita-
tons. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
Conjecture az to Beer.

Here is an ad, said the exchange edi-
tor, foreman and city editor of the
Plunkville Bugle, of some fellow that
wants a job on a paper with the privilege
of buying.
l wonder, said the editor, looking
dreamily out of the window at two
chickens fighting in the middle of Main
street, wonder how many times a day
he would buy?-Indianapolis Press
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
BEWARE OF A COUGH.

tom. Consumption and bronchitis.
which are the most dangerous and ia
tai diseases, have for their first indica-
ton a persistent cough, and If properly
treated as soon as this cough appears
are easily cured. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy has proven wonderfully sue
c~essful, and gained its wide reputation
and extensive sale by its success in cur
ing the diseases which cause coughing.
If it is not beneficial it will not cost you
a cent. For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
Youthful Patrioti.m.

There is a small boy at Islington,
whose father is a Frenchman, but who,
himself, was born in England, and has
lived there all his life. Consequently,
he considers himself to be an English
a He has recently gone to school
and has been taking his first lessons
in English history. The other night
he looked up from his book, musingly,
and said to his father:
Papa, we licked you awfully ut the
battle of Waterloo, didn't W e?"-Tft-
Bits,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
THE rxcos SYSTEM.
psoos Valley D Merthsastsra ~
Pecos q Northern Texas ny.
Pecos River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, In the way Of rates,
time and shipping convenlences. Good
water and shipping pens at oil principal
points.
Excellent pasturage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line.
Full particulars promptly furnished
upon application w.
E. w. MARTINDELI, D. H. Moi OILS,
Actg. G. F. 4 P. A. General Mgr
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad, N. N.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28

Miss Florence Newman, who has been
a great sufferer from muscular rheu-
matism, says Chamberlain's Pain Balm
is the only remedy that affords her re-
lief. Miss Newman is a much respected
resident Of the village of Gray, N. Y,
and makes this statement for the bene-
fit of others similarly afflicted. This lin
iment Is for sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
A

Will often cause a horrible Burn, Scald,
Cut or Bruise. Bucklen's Arnica Salve,
the best in the world, will kill the pain
Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons,
Corns, all Skin Eruptions. Best Pile
cur on earth. Only rs cts. a box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by Fischer & Co.,
druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
The Cloud.

Still the war cloud lowered angrily
over south Africa.
What does it portend? we asked anx-
iously.
Reign! answered the genius of the
AnglO-Saxon race, in all confidence.
With modern appliances the end was
able to justify q great many means
Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28

After suffering from severe dyspep-
STA over twelve years and using many
remedies without permanent good, I
finally took Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It
did me so much good I recommend 1t to
every one" writes J. E. Watkins, Clerk
and Recorder, Chillicothe, Mo. 1t d.
gests what you eat. Ireland's Pharma-
cy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
More Likely,

Mrs. Kindheart-A poor tramp came
here to-day who said he had been blown
up by dynamite and lived to tell the
story. l gave him a dinner and some
of your old clothes.
Her Husband-I am afraid, my dear,
that he deceived you. He probably
tells the story to live.-N. Y. journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28

Featherstone-What keeps your sis
ter so long, Willie?
Her Little Brother-She's putting on
the finest clothes she has.
Observation-Disclosures that for?
Her-Little Brother.-She said she
was going to land you tonight II it could
be dOne.-Tid. Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
A MONSTER DEVIL FISH

Destroying its victim, is a type of Con-
stipation. The power of this murderous
malady Is felt on organs and nerves and
muscles and brain. There's no health
till It's overcome. But DR.. Kings New
Life Pills are a safe and certain cure.
Best In the world for Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels. Only Is cents at
Fischer G Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28

After suffering from piles for fifteen
years I was cured by using two boxes
OF DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve," writes
w. j. Baxter. North Brook, N. G. It
heals everything. Beware Of counter
feits. Lreland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
Sart0r ResartM.

Many a young swell. grandly got-up,
With the ladies' makes a hit;
He wears a three-inch stand-up collar.
With no shirt hanging on to It.
ALLY Sloper.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
Old AristOcrats,

Mrs.. Beaconstreet (of Boston)--Do
your new neighbors belong to the new
ly-rich class?
Mrs. Porkenlard (of Chicago)-Dear
me, no! They've had money for over
six months.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
Called 70 Mind.

Yes, the cannibal we'll recalled the
day their last missionary but n had
come among them.
On the occasion of the first services
he held here, exclaimed the simple 80.
wage, not without evidences OF emotion,
there wasn't q dry mouth In the con-
gregation!
There was no member OF the tribe,
unless p~erchance he had been dieting ct
the time, who did not remember this
missiOnAry.-Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
The Highest Court.

No, said the judge firmly, I will not
consent to your marriage with my
daughter.
Sir, returned the young lawyer
haughtily, l shall not take this decision
as final.
You won't.
No, sir, I will not. l shall appeal to
the court of last resort.
Oh, very well, replied the judge. Sub
NIT your case to her mother, If you want
to.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-28
Wouldn't BE Obstinate.

"We've come ter tell yer, pardner,"
announced the spokesman of the vigil
lance committee, ''that every cuss in
town 'cepin' yourself has agreed that
it's time fer yer ter light out"
"Ef that's the case, gents" replied
the f%acetious bad man, "Ill move ter
make it unanimous. "-Philadelphia
Record.