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story OF a Prodiev.

"Elbridge T. Gerry's fixed conviction
that the use of children as public en-.
tertainers Is ruinous to their moral and
physical being has resulted in much
benGft for talented youngsters and IN
a defuge Of abuse for their protectors.
Several years ago he called In the aid
Of the law to prevent the performances
Of child pianist. The child was ad-
mitted by all qualified to Judge to be
marvelously talented, and as the young
prodigy seemed to be well cared for
the outcry against the society was long
and loud. But Mr.. Gerry never Glnched
and the law upheld him. Shortly after.
ward the child was taken to Eurona
and the episode faded from the pubIic
mind. Ten years later the same pianist
reappeared. now in the vigor of youth,
His musical gifts had been deyeloped
under the guidance OF the most accom-.
plished foreign instructors. The public
wondered and admired, but few knew
that the musician owed the training In
his art to the generosity Of the man
who had restrained him from concert
playing ten years before" e."-Ainslee,s
Magazine.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29
PRESIDENTIAL LIGHTNING.

seorm's Prank Nerved q Young Law
l student to Bet, and He won.
Tne lightning caused me to bet or
the Presidential election In 1861 said
man who was called In as stakeholdei
few days ago, "and won"
I'm not more superstitious than the
average individual" continued the man
although my act would Indicate the
contrary. ! was young man In law
oftice In Kentucky town. MY precep-
tor had pasted over his desk poster
containing the portraits Of all of the
candidates-Lincoln and HamlIn.
Breckinridge and Lane, Douglas and
johnson, and Bell and Everett The
poster contained the platforms of the
various parties. There was some un.
certainty In that campaign. Ny pre-
ceptor was an enthusiastic Douglas
man and wanted to bet all he had on his
candidate. 1t was my first experience
In Presidential campaign, and | had
fool notion that Bell and Everett
would be elected. had never made
money bet but was aching to take up
my Blackstonlan preceptor, although 1
lacked nerve.
Zone day there was thunderstorm.
The lightning loosened a number OF
things In the town, the building in
which was law student being one.
In one Of Its pranks the lightning cut
In the wall on which that political DOS
ter was posted. The result was that
the upper part Of the poster hung down
from the wall, covering up all the can
dldates save Lincoln and HamIin. De-
spite my sympathles for Bell and Ey-
erett, | imagined saw In this condi-
tion Of the poster the result Of that cleo
ton, and few days later when the
Douglas enthusiast talked on his upper
notes and offered to bet $25 even on his
nan took him up. He was very much
istonished to think would bet on Lin
,oln and Hamlin. He said was n
7oung ass and other things, and that he
would bet with me to teach me lesson.
After the election he asked me how
'ame to take the chance, for there were
ew Lincoln votes In the town. When
told him the source Of my tip he grew
erious.
You have won your first bet on a
residential election he said, but, re-
member, young man, lightning never
trikes in the same place twice.
"But 1t did in this case. Lincoln was
e-elected.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Il GRsa y t@ft y - ~ N.--8 49, ~ \
night, when the climax Of my unhappy
marital experiences was reached.
II was Mrs. KS fault II always Il
Mrs, KS fault. Since the time Of Eve
the weaker sex has been to blame foi
all masculine discomfort. Al any rate
We were TO have some friends to dine
with us on Sunday. and my better half,
instead OF going TO market early, as she
should have done, put It on untll after,
noon. and had, as is her foolish custom,
believe. her baskets OF provisions sent
TO the butchers to be delivered by him.
Saturday night we went to the thea.
ter, and some malign fate induced me
to tog up as seldom before. wore my
dress suit and my opera hat and a
poutonniere and the other things that
80 with this festal array. and when |
came downstairs Mrs. X. said looked
lovely. which Is her way OF declaring
that I'm a presentable-appearlng chap.
I'VE enjoyed the play immensely, and
when we got home we were both so
hungry that we agreed to make rabbit
and have coy little luncheon TO-
gether. and this Is where made my
awful mistake. II | had never suggest
ed the lunch my wife wouldn't have
discovered there wasn't any butter nor
any cheese in the house; that that per-
1dious butcher, In fact. hadn't sent the
market baskets home.
The cook was In bed asleep. the maid
gone home to spend the night, the mar
ket would close in half an hour. II was
up to me to get those baskets.
My wife wouldn't even let me
change my coat.
Go. Cor she kept moaning. what in
the world win give Mr.. and Mrs.
Blank to eat tomorrow II you are too
latel
behoid me. therefore, thirty minutes
later the cynosure OF all eyes in a troll. |
ley car. a pair Of squawklng chickens |
over one broadcloth-clad arm, huge
market basket on the other. had re-
moved my gloves and my boutonniere,
but still appeared sufficiently festive
@ attract great deal OF attention.
Il tried to be imperturbable. and to
ook as II going to market and In full
tress was a usual occurrence, but Pm
ifraid ! succeeded badly.
That's all the story except the after
nath, which was that Mrs. X. declared
was the worsttempered man she ever
net. and that could take my choice
between getting divorce or going TO
hotel to 1--we. That's the reason we
tart to boarding next week. k."--Balti-
more News.
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sioo REWARD aIoo.

Tho readers of this paper win be pleased ,c
earn that there is at least one dreaded diseare
mat science has been able 70 cure in ali M
stages, and that ia catarrh. Halls Catnrrh l,ure
Is the only positive cure known 70 the medical
fraternity. catarrh being constitutional ais.
ease, requires constitutional treatment.
halIs Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
q the system, thereby destroying tho foundn,
ton OF the disease, and giving the patient
stTeugth by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro.
pfietors nave SO much faith In It's ctratfrs
powers, that they. offer Ono Hundred Dollar
TOT any case that II fails 10 cure. Send for iist
OF testimonials. Address
syld hy druggists, 75c. -
ha4Ts Family Pills are the best
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

tnat beyond the Alps lies Italy and that
the hills are green afar of; but be In
sists on his American privilege Of vot-
Ing for the majority report In politics
Hanna Is a partisan. With him the
iong-nosed. short-chinned mugwump is
entitled to the same consideration due
to the guerilla In time OF war. Hanna
would endorse political proposition
not authorized by his party caucus and
his platform about as readily as a gem
eraI would take orders from a news
paper. In his party Hanna has dis
putes. differences and contentious. But
he knows when he is whipped, and re-
spects q similar knowledge In his ad-
versary. When a fight Is over, ii Is
over with Hanna. He bears no malice
carries no knife from the conflict to use
another day. and he has scorching
contempt for the contentious-and to
Hanna impossible persons who insist
that question Is never settled until II
is settled right From Hanna's point
Of view the ways Of the reformer and
OF "the serpent on the rock" are be-
yond understanding.
For Hanna's soIlcitude for the peonle
is as tender as that of the late william
81. Vanderbilt Hanna believes in ey-
cry man for himself and the devil take
the hindermost He does not fawn upon
the failures Of life, nor mlnce matters
In locating the blame for their condI. !
ton. Every good cause has produced
Its demagogues, who are as dangerous |
to progress as the opponents of the
cause And although Hanna has been
grilled In cartoons as a money devil |
with dollar marks for scales; has been
sizzle In public scorn as a conscience
less boss; has been called crusher of
labor, an Industrial octopus, CONNER
cial Moloeh, and every manner Of bird
or beast on earth, in the air above, or
In the waters beneath, bis bitterest en-
smiles in their most interesting flights
Df vituperation have not added to fbe
yayety Of nations by calling Mark Han-
"a demagogue.
II a large, jagged, brown cuss word
. needed In diplomatic situation.
Hanna furnishes It. If laugh Is need
ID. Hanna has It and Is not afraid to
lse It II an open fight is required.
Hanna makes It, He is man Of simple
Instincts and simple purposes. His re-
ations with certain of his Senatorial
oileagues were arranged In their b.
logical development millions of years
go. For instance, the velyet-pawed
cline tactics Of former Senator Quay
ct Hanna to baying deep-mouthed i'm :
recatlons and kicking out behind the
pam of recent alluvial remInIscence. ,
is not that Hanna Is so entirely dis !
leased with what Quay does as with
be way 1t is done, for Hanna Is no /
rude. He has conscience the con-
conscience Of commerce. To /
Inn wrong Is wrong, and right Is right. /
'yerything is either black or white; !
e is color blind to the pea greens and 1
eliotropes and electric blues Of con- h
uct.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Salt is good to scour marble wash.
stands or basins with, to sweep carpets
with (if 1t he thoroughly brushed OUT
and to SET coiors in wash goods. Where
SCOT has fallen on the carpet. sprinkle
salt on It and the SCOT will come of
without leaving black mark. Spots
OF iron rust can bo removed by wetting
with strong solution of lemon Juice
and salt, and holding over vessel OF
boiling water. when they will immedi-
ately disappear.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

No doubt many farmers make ensi-
lage speciality, as 10 Is the cheapest
Of all foods for winter. but they must
NOS depend upon it entirely. The
best results obtained with the use Of
ensilage are when it is made only a
portion of the ration. Fed in conneu.
tion with other foods il aids digestion
and keeps the animals in health, be.
cause 1t Is suoculent and affords IL va
riety as we'll as being nourishing.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
Rajahs Prize ArsInery saiu.es.

HaWHs KEiAo AfttfIefy chiuteb.
The rajahs Of India, OF whom there
are over 100. are classed in divisions,
each Of which is entitled 10 compli-
mentary salute Of certain number OF
gums. ranging from nine to 10 per ra-
jah. The greatest punishment the gov.
ernment OF India can infiict ON a ma.
tive prince. short Of deposing him. is
TO dock him gun or two on his salute.
On the other hand, couple of guns
extra is promotion as much priced as
q step in rank bestowed on the field Of
battle.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

BY treatment with iodine and sni.
line pigments, ii. Kraemer has deter.
mined that the alternate layers in a
starch grain are due to substance
rich in colloidp, but poor in crystal.
loils alternating with substance rich
in crystalloids, but poor in collofds.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Sweden is suffering from the effect.
ola boom In manufacturing which
has drawn thousands OF the country
people to the larger towns, and caused
house rents to advance 30 to 80 per
cent. Many of the manufacturers have
invested beyond their capital and are
in distress. Money Is very scarce and
crisis Is threatened.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Those who have had but little exper.
fence with bees should not take the
hives In unless the location is cool.
Whers thousands Of bees are together
there Is mach animal heat generated,
and the interior OF the hive may be-
come uncomfortable, the bees coming
out, when some of them may perish.
The location Of the hive in winter. In
order to avoid sudden changes OF tenn
perature should be carefully chosen.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

This has been year OF scares and
catastrophes. We have looked upon
famine In India. wars In South Africa.
the Philippines and China, the great
steamship horror In New York. the
desolation at Galveston, ana
minor events have stirred our motions
from day to day.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29
YOU NEED NOR SUFFER
with Rheamatlsm, seIatica. Neuralgia On
Baekaehe. 80 Drops'' win Relieve
All Psfn and Cure You.


swAEs0N's 80 DROPS Is Quick ana
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Gus effect on the stomach, liver and kidneys
purihes the blood, strengthens the nerves. and
Il is the cheapest and best medicine In the
world, sg0 doses for 81. II Is for you who are
crippled and helpless; bed ridden and hope
stb DROPS" Is for man, woman and chiIS !.
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Asthma. Hay Fever, Catarrh, CroaD.
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IT wish % lift my voice in behalf Of your
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at HAS SAVED NY LIFE"
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since took the first dose. ! believe il has
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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

The latest novelty in Swiss watches
is timepiece which is devoid OF the
usual hands and dial markings, but
which has in the center Of the face two
small spaces for figures--the upper for
hours and the lower for minutes. The
hgures change at the proper intervals,
presenting the correct time as the iail.
roads give it--l0.42. tor instance, in
steal Of "lS minutes OF IL" The
watch is guaranteed for sevan years
and costs only $ll in Paris.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Although the sum of $12, 900, 900 has
been expended during the past eight
years in reducing the number Of Chi
cago's grade crossings. that city lost 2s
citizens last month in grade crossing
accidents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29
Zoo1oeicaI.

africa is to have stringent game
laws"
Yes; things are getting 80 that our
nnenageries wont have a thing In them
but white elephants and Welsh rab-
bits."-Indianapolis Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

A baker In Kansas City IL rod hot
with anger because female patron
has asserted that he kneaded his bread
with his feet. Ho has commenced suit
for $1,000. She declares her ability 10
porduce loaf Of his bread with foot
prints on IL.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29
The YOUTHS COMPANION. BOSTON. MASS.

There are many indications OF a
growing popular belief on the Pacific
slope that the petroleum producing in.
dusty in that section Is to assume
much larger proportions.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

remove the outer skins and let them
lie In strong brine for three days;
drain. place in jar tirst y layer Of on.
ions three inches deep then sprink.
ing Of hcrsewdish. stick cinnamon and
cloves. Repeat until Jar ID full.
Bring vinegar TO boiling point, add one
quart OF brown sugar to each gallon Of
vinegar and pour hot over the onions.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29
DON'T GET FoorsoRE. GET r0or.
EASE.

A powder At this season your feet feel
swollen, nervous and uncomfortable. II
Aliens Foot Ease. 1t rests and comforts I:
makes walking easy. Cures swollen aud
sweating feet, blisters and callous spots
Relieves corns and bunions Of all pain and
is certain cure for Chilhains. Sweating.
Damp or Frosted Feet. We have over a0.-
goo testimonials. Don't get footsore get
Foot Ease. Try 1t today. Sold by all
druggists and shoe stores for 25c Trial
package FREE: Address, Allen s. Olm-
sted. lie Roy, N. Y.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

American shoes have met with such
success in French Switzerland that Eu-
rcpean manufacturers have begun 10
make limitations OF them, and have
marked their goods made in Amer
ica."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Siberia is no longer to be penal col
ohy. The decree abnlishMg 1t Is the re-.
SUIT Of the building Of the Siberian rail.
road. Nothing can compare to the rapid
seulement of the vast plains, unless 1t be
the rapid growth 0f tliat famous dvspen.
sia rure, Hosletter's Stomach lRittcrs. TRY
y far constipation, Indigestion, dyspen.
sia or datulenry.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

In ton Of Dead Sea water there are
ls7 pounds Of salt; Red Sea. e3 Medi.
terranean. S5 Atlantic, 81; English
Channel, 70; Black Sea-, 30; Baltic,
IL, and Caspian Sea, IL,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29
TRIALS on Mr.. <.
Housekeeping Not One Round Of Pleas
xr4a far Ht...

ufa for Him
Housekeeping" said Mr.. x. argu-
mentatIyely, .Is not one constant round
Of pleasure. 1t would be. suppose, II
It weren't for the lniquities Of the SER
wants, the tradespeople and Mrs. X,
but, handicapped by them, am fain
70 declare that running ones own es-
tablishment has its drawbacks.
I've thought so for long time, ever
since the pipes froze In the bathroom
last winter and the stovepipe in the
Kitchen fell down and covered my
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

The best Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever Is bottle of Croyes
Iasteless Chill Tonic. IL "a simply
iron and quinine In tasteless form
No Cure, No Pay. Prico 600.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Carrier pigeons refuse food after q
long and exhausting journey. They
drink some water and go to sleep, not
to resume their usual mode of life for
IS hours
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29
BruseeIs 3 aaanort.

BY the enlargement Of ship canal
nineteen miles long Brussels becomes
port for ships of 1000 tons. The old
limit was vessels Of 300 tons.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

More than IL per cent OF the walters
In Germany and 2l per cent OF the
mattresses receive no wages at all. be-.
ing expected to subsist on fees.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29
TO CuRE A cnI.n In nnn -

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab.
lets. All druggists refund ths money
II it fails to cure. +. W. Groves sig.
nature 10 on each bog. acc.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

A more glorious victory cannot be
gained than this; that when the injury
begins on his part, tho kindness should
begin ON ours.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

roo KNOW WHAT YoU ARE TAKING
when you take Groves Tasteless Chill
Tonic because the formula IL plainly
printed on every bottle showing that Il
ts simply Iron and Quinino In taste.
less form. No Cure, No Pay. SOC.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

London is at last to have complete
ambulance service. There is no place
In the world where it is SO much need
cd.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Don't torture the children with ttoa,a .,A
Pill poisonsi The only safe, agreeable isxatiye
ior little ones is cnsearets Candy csthsrtic
All druggists, l0c. sc, 6Oc.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

A negro iu Atlantic City, N. j.. has
made himself famous. In whole
year he Kept q quarter OF dollar In
bis mouth, and thus won wager OF
&lf
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

There is no better plan for iattening
wethers than to feed plenty OF hay,
with ration of one part ground oats
and two parts cornmeal, given twice a
day. with fresh water convenient at
all timcs. II the weather is cold good
shelter should be provided. Buying
sheep and fattening them for market
usually proves profitable.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Alaska is paradise for sportsmen.
No other such hunting domain exists
In the United States.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29
@MA,.

This signature is on every boz Of tho genuine
Laxative Bromo-Q -Quinine Tablets
the remedy that cares n cold I'm one day
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Piso's Cure Is the hest medicine we ever
used fur all affections of the throat and
lungs -WM. O. ENpsLEY, Vanburen. Ind.
Feb 10, 1900
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29
HELP WANTED.

WANTED-Men and woman of Soad
character to represent established hons,
on salary; splendid opportunity Ad.
dress +. D. Box DS7, Portland, Oregon
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Vegetables are usually sold In piles
In Buenos Ayres. so that yon have 10
measure quantity M we'll as quality by
the eye. and butchers sell their meat
by tho chunk rather than by weight.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

is used by milhous, which is a sure prooi
ot It's quality. Send for free booklet. s'Ink.
ilngs." Address Carers lux Co, Boston,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Many OF the italian railroads arc 20
DO shortly transformed to the electric
aystam.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

GRAPHIC PEN PICTURE or THIS
POLITICIAN.

He Achieved Fame, Notoriety and
x-eaiership at Bound = He ls a
Many.sided Man OF wonderful Force
and Euerxy.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth.
re Syrup the best remedy to use for thei,
children during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1900-11-29

Laxative Bromo-Quinins Tablets cure
cold in one day. No cure, No Pay.
Price rs cents.