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OFFICE-MASONIC BUILDING.
East Main Street.
Church Directory.

Reformed Church-Rev. G. A Whitmore
pas or. Services bi-weekly alternating
morning and evening. Services " ednes.
day.7 p. m, Sunday School Up. m.
Guild each Lords Day 630p. m, other SER
vices announced from the pulpit.
Lutheran Church Rev. W. s. T. Metzger,
pastor. Services Sunday 10 A. NJ and 500 P
tn Sunday School, 3. P. N Prayer Meet
ing, Wednesday, p. M.
United Brethren Church-Rev. William
Daugherty Pastor. Regular Services by
appointment from the pulpit.
Glass Meeting every two weeks at 10 a. m
Prayer Meeting every Thursday evening
Sunday School PM.
Mite Society Sem-monthly. Wednesday
evening at 8 o'clock. W. MIS-. Meeting
Monthly at Parsonage.
Moraviau Church Rev. M. F. Oerter, Pas
tor. Sunday School every Sunday, a. m.
Preaching services will be held every other
Sunday as heretofore, alternating morning
and evening at 10 aud $3.50 respectively.
Methodist Episcopal Church - Rev.
w. +. Orem Pastor. Services every alter
nate Sunday at 10 A. M and 700 P. M.
Sunday School at A. NJ Prayer Meeting
every Wednesday evening at 7.S0 p. NJ. Ep-
worth League at $50 everv Sunday.
81. Stephens Church, Protestant Episcoal
--Rev. Ernest McGill, Rector. Services
every Sunday at 400, p. m., at Walkers
vile: at 1880 a. m, at Thurmont,
Service SATURDAYS at 400 p. IN.
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THURMONT Frederick County, Maryland Thursday April rs, 1900.

ing revolvers and Tightening saddle
girths, fierce, determined band-the
famous Vigilantes of Montana.
l provided myself with horse and
we rode rapidly away. Few words were
spoken-none was needed. Every man
in that company knew his duty.
We never slackened our pace until
we reached my cabin. There the first
object we saw was the mangled body of
the faithful dog, showing that he had
died in fierce conflict.
How l got down from my horse l
never knew. | only know that I had
my dead darling in my arms-my dead
darling with Mexican dagger in her
heart-and was crying to God for ven
gence.
>Vengence is oursv said deep voice.
Forward, men! Vigilantes of Montana,
do your duty!
In less than two hou,s, as I was told
afterwards. the Mexican gang were
swinging, with blackened faces, from
the limb of blasted pine.
Lock from the window, Jim. You
see the marble cross? 1t marks her
grave, and her faithful Knight sleeps
at her feet; and some day l shall lie
down beside her-my pure, unsullied
bride in death. Call 1t German mys-
tieism, or what you will, but this place
to me is filled with her presence and
can never remain away from it. That
face, the face of the picture, seems to
float in the light clouds about the
mountains crest, and the sivery mists
which rise from the valley cast divine
radiance around it, making all other
women seem earthly and commonplace.
l have dedicated my life and my work
to her memory, and wait for death as
my wedding day.
This is the story of the picture, Jim.
What, old mani crying7 So you news
paper fellows have hearts, after all.
Let's turn in. The night is devillsh
cold, although you may not realize it.
But under half dozen California
blankets and buffalo robe you will
sleep like top.
May you write it out in full? Yes;
they have the picture-let them have
the story TO sanctify it.
THE END
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A Kiss in the Dark.

1t was in the dark at the foot of the stair
Where after the dance traced her,
| heard her step and caught her there
And fondl y kissed and embraced her.
She did not seem to take it amiss,
And finding myself in clover,
| wasn't content with a single kiss.
But | kissed her dozen times over.
And | knew that l was not giving
offence
To her, for she seemed to like it.
All, me! twas a blissful expe. ience,
How lucky | was to strike it.
Then light appeared and fight I took
With my mind on Distractions
borders;
l had caught and been kissing the old
black cook
Who was going up stairs for orders.
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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1900-04-26

A motor Car pulled up snorting out
side Surrey tavern and the red haired,
freckled host 'er came out and scratched
his head. Here, John, said the face
tious driver of the car, Just you take
and rub her legs down, will your
Without the ghost of smile the red
haired freckled hostler made answer:
Rubber tires up, you mean and
turned on his heel London Globe.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1900-04-26

Rescuer-Miss Properleigh, give me
your hand.
Drown'ng Maiden preparing to sink
for the third hmD oh, Mr.. Manly. this
is so sudden-so unexpected. You will
have to ask mamma.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1900-04-26

When Thomas Jefferson, a son of Jo-
seph Jefferson, was abroad some years
ago he found himself short of ready
money, and straightway cabed his fond
parent:
Send me $1,000
While not seriously objecting to this
draft on his bank account, Jefferson the
elder nevertheless felt thai some expla.
nation was due as to the need for go
large Il sum of money, and so he cabled
the inquiry, What for p which brought
forth the reply, FOR me, of course
The younger Jefferson got the money.
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Western Maryland Railroad,

"a ,a,asE q
Cchedule in effect January 16, 1900.
TRAINS GOING WEST
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A--The fellows thut made the calen
dar were rather rough on poor Febru-
ary to give her only % days.
B-Yes, they stole a march on her.
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Leave Rocky Ridge for Emmltsburg at
s26 and 10 40 a m, and 8 81 and "a p M.
Leave Edgenlont for Waynesboro and
Chambersburg at 705 m, and for Ship
pensburg at II As m, and 7 35 p m.
Leave Hagerstown for Cherry Run and
points on Potomac Valley Railroad at ~
a M and 10 10 and O5 pm.
Leave Brucevle tor Frederick at s 3S, 8 30
and 10 40 a m and s 3s and 6 80 p m, and for
Littlestown, Taueytown, Wrightsville and
Columbia at 8 AZ a m and 3 45 p m.
Daly-all other daily except Sunday.
tS,ops to land Passengers from Baltimore.
I'M. Hoop. B H. GRIswoLD.
Genl, Manager. Genl, Passenger, Agen
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1900-04-26

IShe-And what would you be now
if it weren't for my money?
He-A bachelor.
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Poor Patient-I sent for you, doctor,
because know you are noted physi-
clan. but feel it my duty to inform
you that hayen't over $25 to my
name.
DR.. Biggfee-Very we'll, then, we
must try to cure you up as quickly as
possible.
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EE- INSURANCE.-If your Fire lnsur
ance is about to expire, call on us for rates.
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Buys direct from the Manufac.
turer. Distilled from carefully
selected grain, therefore is strictly
pure and guaranteed free from
any adulteration. Sold at reason
able prices.
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AS an excuse for further visits 1 told
her I must paint portrait Of Knight,
and she gladly assented I prepared my
canvas and waited lmpatiently for her
next visit.
1t was autumn by this time-autumn
gloriously beautiful as it can only be in
these mountains. Not with the splen-
dor OF variegated forests, although they
are very beautiful too.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03
EuuaI to the Occasion.

People do not often make the mis-
take of giving too much. A certain
woman who not long ago entered a
Glasgow church was an exception to
the rule-at least she thought SO. She
passed the collection box at the door
and dropped in sixpence. Then she
took her seat in the church and waited
until the preacher appeared.
To her disappointment the oficiat-
ing minister was not the DR.. 81. whom
she had come to hear. On inquiry she
found that she had entered the wrong
church. 1t was not yet too late to hear
the preacher of her choice, but the six
pence was another matter. To leave
it in the box would be clear loss. The
woman was equal to the occasion.
Slowly descending the gallery stairs,
she requested her sixpence back and
received it from the officiating elder
Youths Companion.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03
New York HosnttaIitx

The hospitality of smaller places is
rare if not unknown in New York,
Hospitality there is different and tends
to be swamped by numbers and even
chilled into an apparent Indifference
that is really compelled by circum.
stances. Often it makes a brave fight
and never wholly gives up, but it is a
struggle against great odds. Not sell
dom it happens that the enormous ag-
gravation of social and intellectual on.
portunities that confronts country peo-
pie who come to live in New York so
discourages them that they end in liv-
ing narrower lives in the great CITY
and seeing fewer people than in the
smaller town from which they came,
And if it does not discourage them it
is apt to drive them too hard. A New
Yorker who already had house in
town and another in the country near
by excused himself for building a third
In New Hampshire by saying: .In
town or near town never get away
from engagements. l want a place
where can have some leisure and
leisure to a New Yorker means. Of
course, a chance to do some work. %
Scribner'S
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03
PERSONAL PHk-UPS.
Little Items of Interest About Morris

Little Items of Interest About Morris
People.
Harry johnson went to Choklo
yesterday afternoon.
Chas. Ehlert was visiting relatives
in Perham last week.
Mrs. E. w. Young and family left
foratheir future home in Minneapolis
on the noon train Yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Cogel and
son Burnett left for their all winters
visit to California and other western
states on Tuesday.
Mrs. Cyrus Allen and children,
former residents of this place, stopped
here on their way to Ortonville and
visited with friends this week.
Architect Pardee, of Minneapolis,
was in town this week looking over
the Improvement Company's new
block, of which he is the architect.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur McConville
returned on Saturday from their
three weeks visit with relatives in
Milwaukee and Chicago. Mrs. Nc
Conville visited with her parents in
Barry the first of the week.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03
Discovered a New Answer.

The Professor have a new conun-
drum for you. Why is a mouse like a
haystack?
The Doctor-A new conundrum! That
had whiskers when | was boy. A
mouse is like haystack because the
cat'll eat it. New conundrum! Ho, no!
Ha, ha.
The PROFESSIONALISM isn't the an
swer at all. The points of resemblance
are these: You can't find a needle in a
haystack, and you can't find a needle
in a mouse Some people weary me
exceedingly with their affectation of
superior knowledge. Chicago Tribune.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03
Teens
FROM THE INDIAN SCHOOL.

The work of destruction still goes
,, on at Clontarf. The boys find it very
hard work to haul lumber these cold
days.
The land at Clontarf is to be sold
during February.
The boys dormitory has been COM
pleted and will be occupied the first
of the week.
Guy Tredway has resigned his
position as teacher and will go South
for the remaider of the winter. John
P. Sherman, of New York, has been
appointed in his place.
The band boys are doing excellent
work under the instruction of Mr..
Wheelock.
Mr.. Pardee, formerly carpenter
here has been visiting friends a few
days this week.
The sick from diphtheria are all
recovered.
Mary johnson has the measles.
g =
A literary society has been organ
lied in the school. The meeting are
held every Friday evening.
Mr.. Worsdell's children broke out
last week-with the measles.
One of the employees has a very
fierce temper, every stick of wood
carried into that department is
burned.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03
elf the Cap Fits, Wear It,"

If you ale suffering from the conse-
quences Of impure blood, have boils,
pimples or scrofula sores; if your food
does not digest or you suffer from
catarrh or rheumatism, you are the
one who should take Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla. It will fit your case exactly,
make your blood pure and cure salt
rheum, scrofula, rheumatism, dyspep-
STA catarrh, and give you perfect
health.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

First come, first served; SO march
up and pay for the MORRIS TRIBUNE a
year ahead. We have clubbing ar
rangement with that good little paper,
the Farm Journal, by which we can
send our paper one year and the
Farm Journal nearly years (remain-
der of 1900, all of 1901, 1902, 1903 and
1904, without any further pay. Pay
up and be happy.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

The school ma am in the country
districts who have been making the
fires in their respective temples of
learning. will be interested in the
following clipped from the Appleton
Press: By decision handed down
by the state superintendent, Mary
Berry, school teacher at Pleasant
Hill, Winona county, will hereafter
be relieved of building fires. During
the cold weather she refused to make
the school fire, and on a contest by
the board the state authorities were
appealed to. The decision is that the
contract does not require her to do
such work.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

GA woman doesn't know anything
about politics, an if she has sinse she
won't thry to larn. Politics comes
natural to man. I knew how to
vote befure I'd been here a month,
an Timothy cud mark ballot befure
he cud r-read. But ye'd Molly Don
ahue not know whether to put a
cross on yer ballot or to cut it on the
bias. The author of "Mr. Dooley"
in the February Ladies Home Jour
nal.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03
Democratic Love Feast.

There will be meeting of the
Stevens County Democratic Club at
the opera house this evening. The
meeting is to be public one and it is
understood that R. FL. Grace and M.
A. Spooner will give addresses. They
are both good speakers and there
ought to be good crowd out to hear
them.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

Jack Chinn, one of the men who
was in company with VIM. Goebel, of
Kentucky, when he wa shot on Tues
day, is said to have been a former
resident of Morris.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

j. R. Kruger, Druggist, guaran-
tees every bottle of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy and will refund the
money to anyone who is not satisfied
after using two-thirds Of the contents.
This is the bestsremedy in the world
for la grippe, coughs, colds, Group
and whooping cough and is pleasant
and safe to take. 1t prevents any
tendency of cold to result in pneu-
monia.
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Farm Journal.
5 Years..
This Paper
One Year.
PAY UP AND GET BOTH PAPERS At PRICE
OF ONE.

We want to get 500 new subscribers
to our paper, and are going to do it it
we can; we therefore continue our ar
rangement With the Farm Journal By
which we can send THE TRIBUNE and
the Farm Journal. 5 years, both for
$3.50. And we make the same offer to
all old subscribers who will pay all
arrearages and one year in adpance.
You know what our paper is, and the
Farm Journal is a Ren1-practical, pro-
gressive-a clean, honest, useful paper
full of gumption, full of sunshine, with
an immense circulation among the best
people everywhere. You ought to take it.
NOTICE.
We are going to send you soon sample
of the Farm Journal free, and let it speak for
tself. Look out for it.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

To THE DEAF.-A rich lady, cured
of her deafness and noises in the head
by DR.. Nicholson's Artificial Ear
Drums, gave $4,000 to his Institute,
so that deaf people unable to procure
the ear drums may have them free.
Address No. SOL The Nicholson In
stitute. 78O Eighth Avenue, New
York. Ally
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

Mrs. John Carey, OF the town of
Darnen, sustained a fracture below
the knee last Friday evening by slip
ping on some ice in her 'Gooryard.
Mrs. Carey is woman quite well ad-
vanced in years and no doubt the
fracture will be some cine in mend
ing, although she is reported as doing
as we'll as could be expected.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

Mr.. and Mrs. J, M. Burk entertain
ed number of the most intimate
friends of j. D. Good at dinner
Wednesday evening in honor of the
tifth-ni birthday anniversary of
the latter.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

Rev. VIM. Won Fischer, will hold
German Lutheran service at the
Congregational church tomorrow
afternoon at two o'clock.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

Chas. Heinke has this week added
to his renovating establishment a
three horse power steam engine for
running his tow mill and turning
lathe. Mr.. Heinke has his feather
renovating apparatus set up ready to
work and will be ready to renovate
mattresses in few days.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03
Beyond Control.

Gadsby = My wife will raise Cain
with me if she discovers that I've been
drinking.
Jagsby-All you've got to do is to
hold your. breath when you go near her.
THAT'S all right, but I'm afraid it's
too strong to be held."-Brooklyn Life.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

Services at the Norwegian Luther
an Synod church tomorrow even
ing at $780,, Sunday school every
Sunday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

Rob Peter to pay Paul" That is
what they do who take stimulants for
weak nerves. Hoods Sarsaparilla
gives true nerve strength.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

AccorC ing 20 the last Bee Hive. the
death loss of Maurice Mellick, of ST 900
has been paid by the Supreme Tent,
Knights of the Maccabees.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

The members of the A. O. U. W.
and Degree of Honor lodge held a
pleasant surprise party on Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank ZahI last evening.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

CEPAALOTUS. Kills dandruff,
cleans the scalp, prevents hair from
falling, invigorates and causes it to
grow. Purely vegetable and harm
Jess. One so cent sample package
by mail for IS cents. Marsh Mfg.
Co., 542 West Lake ST., Chicago.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

The Central Minnesota Land Co.
reports the following sales of lands
during the past month to actual set
tiers, to Henry P, Moore, the west
half of the west half of section "a
town of Horton; to Frank G.. Barber,
the southwest quarter of section %
town of Framnas; to P. W. Acklebern
the northwest quarter Of section "a
town of Baker. All of the purchasers
expect to move on these farms in the
spring and become permanent resi-
dents of Stevens county.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03
1t Depends.

"Don.t you love an old fashioned
snowstorm. Pauline?"
Eyes. if the man who takes me out
has new fashioned sleigh" Chicago
Record.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1900-02-03

B. w. Brokaw, eyel specialist and
optician will be at Krueger's drug
store the 9Th, 9th and 10th of every
month. Eyes examined free.