Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1900-07-19
Arch,soN GLOBE SIGHTS.
Reductions Of an Original Geuius IL
Com m on p1ace Afatrs,


Com snon place A6airs.
The Lord knew what he was about;
q cherry tree Is easier to climb than y
poplar.
1t takes n very interesting woman TO
make Il talk about her servant girls
worth hearing
A bride Is a good deal like carnival
queen, and her occupancy Of throne
IL just about no long.
When man refuses to kick on board
ing house fare the knockers say lie
never had anything better.
After your friends marry. your visits
with them consist chiefly In hearing OF
their children's smart sayings.
Some people are 80 foolish you won
der that they were not killed years ago
by jumping on a moving train.
\ good many failures are due to tile
fact that the so-callrd opportunities
in Il mans life are not labeled.
II the allega tons made in divorce pc
titions are all true, the jails and peni'
temtiaries are not half large enough.
When man appears wheeling
baby buggy, the general sentiment Ut
the public Is that 1t serves him right.
We have noticed that an old maid Is
particularly indignant when IL widow
marrics very soon after her husbands
death.
4 sinner who repents every time tie
secs Il black cloud IN the sky Is desp'sed
worse than one whose crimes are
greater.
1t IL the case with many families
that they buy Il Bible only because the
npighbors will find il out If they don't
own one.
This world seems to Ike full of people
who are handicapped because they are
orphans, or because they have too
many kin.
A great deal Of attention is paid to
what goes inside a sandwich, cOnsid-
prlnx that all that most Of them taste
Of Is dry crust
Graduates may know good deal.
hut ii Is not until they have forgotten
half they learned at school that they
begin tO show 1t.
We have noticed that when all the
children go away on Il visit, their par
ents don't seem to enjoy the quiet as
much us they had expected.
When men meet a woman who thinks
her husband il an angel. they conceal
the horrible things they might tell and
encourage her in the impression.
Probably all events in a womnn's life
pale in Importance before the occasions
when she hurries around a house car
rying a medicine bottle and spoon.
The girl who takes in sewing to lift
the mortgage off the old home may
succeed. hut the girl who goes on the
stage to do 1t adds another mortgage.
The girls scream 10 loud when
June bug gets ON them, there Is great
fear of the prOportiOnate noise they
would send forth IL they caught sight
Of a burglar.
When a girl gives her picture to some
young men, 1t means that II will keep
company with the pictures Of good
many whose originals she would feel
asl,a med to speak to.
1t should be remembered to the
credit Of the graduate that the essay
she wrote on the "Higher Life" does
not necessarily interfere with her
caraor az a hrpnd maker
This world will move along more
smoothly when the sin of making
poor biscuits weighs rs heavily on
wOman's conscience as the biscuits lie
on her husbands stomach.
4 man doesn't object to telling his
wife often what he likes to eat. but he
thinks the fact that he told her ten
years ago that he was fond Of her
should be sufficient for to-day.
Some people try so hard to keep all
expression out Of their faces that you
can't tell when you see them In car.
riage II they are going fishing, or to
act as pall-bearers at funeral.
You have very few friends who will
not hear Of your death with feeling,
which II put into plain words would
be, II am sorry. hut 1t will be some
thing to talk about for few days."
When the lights 20 out In all the
houses in the neighborh0od, and every
one has settled down for the night. 1t
IL time for young people who are max
ing great deal OF noise on front