The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1900-08-03
Editorial and Otherwise.


He who has little has little to fear.
A cat in gloves will never catch rats.
A book that is shut makes no scholar.
The good laundress washes the shirts
first
The price paid for a cradle is hush
money.
Money can't make man out of poor
material.
When the river is passed the saint is
forgotten.
The worst enemy some men have is
prosperity.
1t Is mans head that enables him to
foot his bills.
He who never ventures will never
cross the sea.
Asa pillow, clear conscience will
beat feathers.
Household words are those found in
receipt for rent.
The average inkstand refuses to upset
until it gets full.
Foolish people allow pride to rob them
of many comforts.
There are nearly $4,000 more women
than men in Russia.
Give a pig plenty of milk and 1t will
make hog Of itself.
Some explosions kill, but burst of
applause is never fatal.
A very little woman is often at the
bottom of very big fuss.
Many woman keeps dark secret in
bottle labeled, chair dye"
A shrewd financier is a man who can
extract individuals from theories.
Even the temperate buzz-saw has
been known to take three fingers.
Ignorance of the law excuses no one
except the policeman with "pull."
"Thnt let's me out" says the incubated
chicken when its egg prison is broken.
Most men look upon gambling rs
wrong-when they couut up their losses.
There is vast difference between buy
ing n thing on easy terms and paying
for 1t.
Some people probably agree with you
because it bores them less than your ar
gument.
No matter how poor mau Is, he should
not skin and bone everything from his
friends.
Asa rule, a woman's second husband
always reminds her of her flrst-he Is SO
different.
When the average man drops into poe
try 1t is generally drop too much for
his friends.
The dealer in bicycles may not have
wheels in his head, but he has got them
on his mind.
Some women are so anxious to marry
that they take any sort Of thing, so he
wears pants.
A new England company has turned
out an electric car capable Of making 65
miles an hour.
When man is going down hill he Is
doubtless surprised TO meet so many fel-
lows going up.
Many man who wouldn't assume the
notes OF leader OF fashion tries hard
to assume his airs.
It is reported u4at 100000 Mauser rifles
have been imported into China during
the past three years.
Modern children have great RESPONSE
bility in bringing up their parents in
the way they should go.
When sorrowing fat woman sits
down on her husband, he knows what 1t
| is to bear q weight of woe.
"The census be d-n," says Jackson.
"We have 10000 population and don't
care darn who knows it,"
OF course to err is human, but no man
has his errors brought home to him so
soon rs the baseball player
Some people never worry about their
debts until they suddenly find them
selves in a position to pay them.
Kangaroos, which used to be plague
in Australia, are now getting so scarce
that 1t pays to raise them in herds.
A rose hedges itself with thorns to
protect It from the ruthless hands, and
a woman hedges herself with pins.
"No evil will endure hundred years."
says the proverb. In the United States
no evil can endure much longer than
four years.
One would think that certain fellows
who are always making others tired
would occasionally get tired themselves
but they don't.
The Salvation Arm In Chicago is per-
forming work Of practical Christianity
by selling ice In penny humps to the
poor Of that city.
A Chicago physlcisnfs Of the opinion
that, under proper and fitting climatic
conditions, k9eper cent Of all cases Of
consumption can be cured"
An ill-msnnered editor, an old bache-
lor no doubt, says "the girls who wear
bloomers evidently consider that they
have nothing ID be ashamed Of"
The case with which President Dias
ID elected again and again In Mexico BY
the aid Of military rule Il enough 70
make imperialiste turn green with envy
We hear great deal Of The brutality
of Chinepe soldiers, but only now snd
| theu ast 3 glimpse Of the outregee prac-