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ROSTER OF PIKE COMPANY.
1t Promises Much for Grand Suns-
MGR stock Season.

The excellent support that has been ac-
corded the Valentine Stock company dur
ing its short visit to the Grand opera
house has indicated that the St Paul
theater going public is in the humor
TO appreciate high class stock produc-
tons. One week from tomorrow night
at the Grand the Pike Theater Stock
company. of Cincinnati, will succeed the
Valentine company, and remain for sew
eral weeks. The Pike Theater Stock COM
pany comes with the prestige of beng
one of the best stock organizations in
the country, and also enjoys special
prestige with local theater-goers from
the fact that several of its members are
already popular here. The Pike The
ater Stock company has for several years
enjoyed remarkable success in Cincinnati
where it has commanded the entire con-
fdence of the public, the praise of the
press and the respect of opposition man
ayers by the thorough and complete man.
ner in which its productions have been
given and the wonderful stage manage
ment scenic detail and other features
which go to make up a first class pre-
sentation in every way. There are but
few stock companies in the country to-
day that can equal in point of strength
of principals and supporting actors that
of the roster Of the Pike Theater com
pany, embracing as it does, such talented
artists as Byron Douglas, we'll known
from his successful imDersonation OF
leading roles for Chas Frohman. Miss
Sarah TruaX, its leading lady, is ad-
mitted to be one of the most talented
artists in the profession.
Herschel Mayall, the st. Paul actor
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ton of THE Wife" a most entertain
ing society play, by BelasCo and De
Mile. This play was given originally in
New York by one of Chas. Frohman's
celebrated companies and enjoyed a run
of several months in that city. 1t is
one, of the best so-called society plays
and happy selection for the introduce
ton of the Pike company members here.
Mare KIaw will bring from Europe
some remarkably constructed mechanical
animals for use In The Rogers Brothers
N Central Park"
Mary Mannering will make her initial
appearance as a star in Janice Mere
dith" in Buffalo early in October
MackIyn ArbuckIe will make an ex-
tensive tour of the South and West in
Augustus Thomas new play, 1.-The Gen
tleman From Texas" before he Is seen
in New York, where a run is con-
templated
Klaw & Changers comedy company,
headed by the Rogers Brothers, will pre-
sent John J. McNally's new vaudeville
skit, ''The Rogers Brothers in Central
Park" at the Victoria in New York,
September II, for run.
The part of Simonides, the crippled
merchant Of Antioch, in Ben Hur" will
be played next season by George Osborne,
the character actor. 1-
Reginald de Koven recently abandoned
his residence in New York and moved
to Washington. He has returned to New
York for the summer to devote his en-
tire time to the score of the new opera.
Foxy CUTLER" which he and Harry
B. Smith are writing for the Klaw e.
Erlanger Opera company, headed by
jerome Sykes.
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isfying The Newsboys' banI is one of
the best Juvenile organizations N this
country and a credit at once to their IL
rector and to the city
A glance at the double bill for Sunday
is sufficient to indicate the character of
the entertainment The afternoon pro-
gramme opens with march entitled the
Maine Festival March" composed by r.
B. Hall. This march has been we'll re-
ceiVed wherever it has been given. This
will be followed by selection from Nor
ma, and then Will come a rafting two
step, Bunch Of Blackbe:Eias," which is
certain to make a hit with any audience
There is another cake walk Smoky
Mokes,' which always calls for an en-
core. In addition there is a popular med
ley Of war songs, an overture, couple
more marches and an overture
The evening concert viii open with a
march and run the ga -o.'4 Of 'rtoo-,.o~r
sele ton, with he "Pre.t y Pauline schot
tische, the Darktown l3llg. de- y IS
in Blue" overture, the Stars ard Stripes
March," etc. Surely there must be ento.-
tainment for all in such an Arrange ment
Of attractions
AftcrnC on
March-'Tha Name Festival R. B Hail
Sele-t n-"Norma '............... Eel ini
Two Step-"Bunch CT B,ackbe-
Frontenac'' H. Rsdfe q
No ey W. Walt "a TO- Pr 9divIle
Marct-"Wiliow G .oV~' e. SO rentino
Ovtrture-"Ar dress G and Carnival 90
G S uthWe1
l. P. Laurend an
March-"Charla an''................P Sou a
Cake Walk-"Pto- be Tho mp on =
Md. nj ove-.u-e............"G. sou.hne
Evening
March UTrc'a S M @ w D Inv
March-"Wi!l W Gr:v -. E. S5rrent no
Schott sci e-'Pret y Pau ire
L. P Laurendc an
Dark own Big de..........A. c. Ga~Gin r
Waltzes-"i S reaata" .........D, J2xone
ocDuTch KaTr p zurn Siog,, IF. Won Ben
Overtur Us n B u 80. T." ur ndaqn
March-"First B igGde I. N. G >
A F. Weldon
6, % u orela C9mD M e ing c:........K. Hi Is
SGhctt sche-' The S-uth c 70 n
March-"The Stars and Stripes P, u tsil
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TO-DAY At COMO.
First Regiment Band Will Give Two
Concerts.

A very attractive entertainment has
been provided for The patrons of Lake
Como this afternoon and evening, when
two concerts will be given by the First
Regiment band. M. N. G., under the di-
rection of John P. RoSs:ter, whose fame
as a popular musical caterer is wide
The concerts given by this excellent band
last Sunday proved so popular with the
visiting public and drew out such large
crowds, that there is no doubt the peo-
pie were pleased with the entertainment
afforded them
The programme this afternoon will open
with a march, followed by the Often
bach overture, "Orpheus" That favorite
soloist, Charles c. Freeman, is billed to
play p.ccoiO solo, The Mocking Bird
old beyond the tale of years. but ever
new. The Telegram March, a new
thing under the sun, is among the num-
bers on the afternoon programme and
there are also gavottes, waltzes, galops
and overtures
The evening bill opens with the Paris
Exposition March," which is rapidly be-
coming popular in a land wherein march
music is always well received. Then fol-
low the overture "Stradella," Flotow; and
a cornet solo by Albert Pankopf, whose
merits as soloist are too we'll under
stood to require any sepcial laudation
in advance. There is sextette from
Lucia" a parody on the "Arkansaw
Traveller and medley of popular songs
Something to please every auditor and a
general selection calculated to please all
The programmes are:
Afternoon
"GoyeTnor Woodfns" Hall
Overture-"Orpheus" ........ Offenbach
P-cco-o solo-"The Mocking Bid
M Charles H. Freeman.
Waltz-aS rauss Autog raph' 49,. Warren
Interm;ssion.
Mar ch-"The TIE egram" Far ar
Selection" Martha .........F lotoW
Gavotte-"Tne Dawn of Love- -. Bendix
WaltZ-"Ar, ist Life" ............. Strauss
Galop--" Merry Wives of Windsof" .Nicolai
Evening
March-'The Paris Exrosi;ion'' =. .suring
Overture" Stradella" ............. Flotow
Cornet Soo-'A; buckl man -. Hartman
Mr.. A bert PankoDf
Wa tz-''The erens de- .............E erbert
SeXtette from Lucia" .Donnizetti
Interrniss ion.
-March-"An e hopian Mardi Gas Levi
Selection-"Sweet O'd Songs ...... Daily
Parody-"Tke Arkansas Trave er'-
Louenberg
Galop-"A Alone" .............. Wannemaker
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MUSICAL COMMENT.

Arrangements have been completed for
the twentieth annual festival of the Unit
ed Singers of Minnesota and Wisconsin
The following Out-of-town societies will
participate: "Philharnonia," of Winona
"Fideiia" and "Frohsinn' Of La Crosse;
"Liederkranz" of North St Paul; Pho
neer Maennerchor," of Young America :;
"Maennerchor," of Faribault; "Concor-
dia," of Austin, and "Liederkranz," of
Adams. All these singers will arrive at
HE a. m. and 11:d5 a. m. respectively,
Friday, June q, at union depot. There
a committee will receive and conduct
them, preceded by Seibert's Military band,
to headquarters Torchlight parade from
Mozart hall, through Elks' exhibition
Afterwards social gathering In Mozart
hail and speeches.
The Norwegian singing societies of the
Twin Cities have accepted the invitation,
and will participate in Sundays parade,
and in the open-air singing contest, com
ing off in Fort Smelling park, Sunday,
June "a A beautiful arch will be erected
at Sixth and Franklin streets, and at
night Mozart hall will be in a blaze Of
Iight-Chinese and Japanese lamps, etc
The concert to be given on Saturday
night, June %, at Mozart hail. where all
the singing societies will participate, will
be the musical event of the season.
Chorus of 250 voices, with orchestra &C
compartment of Danz' orchestra. Concert
will be conducted by Prof Claude Mad
den, musical director of United Singers of
Minnesota and Wisconsin.
Programme
Overture" Freischuetz'' Weber
Danz's Orchestra
Address ............ President p. ]. GieSen
Chorus" SaengcTheimath' 49,. Koellner
United Singers.
-"Tannhdeuser'' ........... Wagner
Concordia (St. PauD and Orchestra.
Chorus-''Walzer und Waller" .Koschat
Philharmonic CWinona). ~
Quartette-"Gut Nacht"-
Harmonic (FaribaulD.
Chorus" Brautfest Won ByZanz' .Waldsee
Mozart Club (St. Paul. and Orchestra.
Chorus-"Reiter und Sein Lieb" o.. .Schulze
United Singers.
Intermission-
Overture Tampa ................. Herold
DAMS Orchestra
Selection-"K laerchen auf Eber-
stein" OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Rheinberger
Chorus and Soil, St. Paul Arion
Maze Chorus" Saengcrs Abschied" .Tuerk
Concorda.
Male -"Waldgesang'
Licderkranz North St Paul.,
(a) port Liegt die Heimath"
CD "Saer@erlust ............ Attenhofer
Mozart Club (St. Paul..
Arion (St. Paul.:
Chorus-'Wonneleben am Rhein"-.
United Singers
After the concert all singers and guests
will unite in a grand ball.
Great preparations have been made for
Sundays picnic at Fort Smelling park
Several spirited singing contests will take
place there. The street railway will run
trains every fifteen minutes.
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WHEN We. WEREt 81
Nat Goodwin ard Maxine Elliott
Coming ia Farce.

The Metropolitan Will open its doors for
two performances Tuesday and Wednes-
day evenings, June 26 and q, when
Nat c. Goodwin and Maxine Elliott will
present their latest success, When We
Were Twenty-One." Mr. Goodwin and
Miss Elliott closed a phenomenal two
weeks engagement in San Francisco q
week ago, and WI appear in the Twin
Cities for a flying visit on their trans
continental tour from the Pacific coast
when We Were TWehty-One' was
written especially for Mr. Goodwin and
Maxine Elliott and is said to be the best
and most satisfactory play they have
ever Produced it was first presented in
New York in February Of this year and
Immediately scored most pronounced
hit Mr.. Goodwin in this play has part
that suits him better than any he has
had in the plays written for him since
I'm Mizzoura." AS Richard Carewc, to
save the son of his dead friend from
the snare of a. designing woman, he risks
his reputation andstha esteem of the girl
he loves only to find that the sacrifice
has been in vain, ard that the foolish
boy has secretly married the adventures.
However, In the end, Carewe energies
from the cloud of suspicion and distrust
clear and unsullied m the eyes of the
world, wins the woman of his choice and
the curtain falls en- a happy finale.
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TrOhman companies, was Mrs William
L. Havemeyer before she married John
Bloodgood The former she divorced.
but the latter died. Mayme Kelso, who
was during the past season the under
study of Fay Templeton In broadway to
Toxic" was, as chorus girl, Mrs. John
son in private life. Now her married
name is Mrs. Frank S. Bent.
Fay Templeton was the first wife of
William Fl. West, the minstrel prOprie-
tor. Kate ClaXton, of Two Orphans"
fame, was Mrs. King before she married
Charles Stevenson, the leading man of
Mrs. Leslie Carriers company in Tara"
Lizzie Evans, who now sticks closely to
vaudeville engagements, was the wife OF
Manager Charles Callahan before she
married Harry Mills, the comedian and
singer. Jeffrys Lewis, who starred last
season in an awful melOdrama, with rats
and Cinnamon for it's principal thrilling
feature, was Mrs. Adolph Maitland be
fore she married her leading man, Harry
MainhaI. Lola Small, the giraffe daugh-
ter of the Rev. Sam Small, was Mrs.
jackson and Mrs. Stewart Ford before
she became an actress.
Marie Tempest, the English singer, has
been Mrs. lizard and Mrs. John Leslie,
and is now Mrs CosmO Stewart. Ada
Dare was first the wife of a circus aero.
bat, Thomas Dare. Then she married a
druggist Francis ROuX, and is now mar
RED to the sen of a millionaire brewer,
Frank A Ehret.
ALL OUT OF AMATEUR CLASS.
Nine. Schun.ann-Heinck was first Mrs.
Ernestine Heinck and is now Mrs. Paul
Schumann Jennie Worrel was MIS-.
Michael Murray and then Mrs. j. Alex
ander Hatfield. Maria Dowd was Mrs. J.
]. Spies and Mrs. Walter Sanford Bert
inc Robinson was Mrs. Percival West and
is now MIS-. John Francis Palmer. Pearl
IGytinge was Mrs. William Fleron (who
is now the husband of Iona BarrisCnl
and Mrs. Chesebrough.
Victory Bateman, who was born Vic
tory Creese, was first MIS-. Sheldon Bate
man, then Mrs. Wilfred Clarke, and is
now Mrs. Harry Mestayer Mrs T. 7
Rarnum has been twice married since
the famous showman's death-frst to De-
metrius Callas Bey and then to Baron
A. Orengiana.
Frankie Bailey was Mrs. Frank Robin.
son and Mrs. GEM McLewee and was
both times freed by divorce. Olive Lake
has been Mrs. James j. COrbett and Mrs
Masury Lizzie Derious DAILY has been
Mrs. Thomas DAILY and is Mrs. Samuel
Tuck
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York, and educated partly in college
preparatory schools and partly by tutors.
She has Travelled widely over the United
States, and in Canada, France, Eng
land and Switzerland. The past winter
she spent in New York studying music.
She will make her debut in enc of the
Liebier company's productions next fall,
and will be the last of the Mayos to enter
the profession.
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NIGHT TRAIN TO CHICAGO
Via "The Milwaukee,

Effective Sunday. May 9th, the c.. NJ
& st. P. Ry. will start train from Min
neapOls every night at 1880 and St. Paul
11:25, arriving Portage 6:45 a. m, Miwau-
kee 10:45 a. NJ, and Chicago l: 100 o. m.
Through sleeping car and coach serv-
ice from st. Paul and Minneapolis to
Milwaukee and Chicago.
Connections made at Chicago with all
trains for the East and South.
This train also furnishes direct service
for Oshkosh Fond du Lac. Madison.
GAINESVILLE and Rockford.
Lowest rates to all points.
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Lakes George and Champaign

Offer many advantages to the summer
tourist, and are among the many points
included in the tours arranged by the
Michigan Central, THE Niagara Falls
Route" If you contemplate a trip to
any of the Eastern health and pleasure
resorts send cents to cover postage for
"a Summer Note Book" Call or address
Michigan Central Tourist Bureau, ll9
Adams street, Chicago. No trouble to
answer questions. Fullest information
and assistance given to aid you in the
selection of a delightful summer tour.
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FRANK MAYo,s pAUcHTER.

Miss Mayo0is the youngest daughter of
the late Frank Mayo, of 'Davy Crockett
and "Pudd'nhead WILSON, fame, and,
though expected by her father to follow
a literary career, for which she has both
inclination and talent, has finally de-
cided to follow the rest of the MayOs
into the theatrical profession. She is
just twenty years old, was born in New
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-06-17
DRAMATIC GOSSIP.

Owing to the fact that the Pike The
alter Stock company will not open at
the Grand until next Monday night, the
management have arranged for fare
well performance of the Valentine com
pany next Sunday, June "a, on which
occasion will be presented that rollicking
clever comedy, "All the Comforts of
Home.
For the first week of the stay at the
Grand opera house of the Pike Theater
Stock company is announced produc-
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who, by application, has become one of
the most talented young American actors
in the profession, Jos. b Everham.
Angelina Dolores, Agnes Maynard, Lila
Vane and J. B.. Mayer are. members.
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On the 500 Line Imperial Limited. which
leaves ST. Paul p. m. and Minneapolis
$40 p. m. for the Pacific Coast and the
Atlantic Limited, leaving Minneapolis 6:35
p. m. and st. Paul 1920 p. m. for the East.
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MINNIE MADDERN'S FIRST VEN
TURE.

Minnie MadoF rms first venture In ma tri-
mony was with LIE Grand White, who was
last week removed to an insane asylum
NOW she is married to Harrison Grey
Fiske, the dramatic writer and editor.
Maxine Elliott, who is now the wife of
Nat c. Goodwin, was first married to
George A. McDermott, down town law
yer.
Elizabeth Lawrence. who was much bet
ter known to the stage as the Baroness"
Blanc, was five times married and di-
vorced. She was first Mrs. E. L. Nichol-
son, then Mrs E. L. Riegel, then Mrs
Frederic Blanc, then Mrs Onderdonk and
filthy Mrs. Leeds Vaughn Waters. Anna
Barclay was Mrs. Fred Barclay before
she married Randolph Murray.
Amy Busby was Mrs. Aubrey Bouci-
cault, and her second husband is E. H.
Lewis, who is a wealthy lawyer and
helped her to get divorce from the ac-
tor. Grace Filkins was Mrs. Robert Fill
kins. The latter died. and after several
years of mourning she married Lieut..
Adolph Mark, of the United States navy.
Rillie Deaves was Mrs. Robert Hunter
before she became Mrs. Robert Cowan
Lizzie B. Raymond was in the divorce
courts twice before she found a husband
to her liking. Her first was Frank J.
Remington, who disappeared for num-
Der of years and turned an Enech Arden
trick by showing up after she had mar
ried Sam Bernardo who is said by some
persons to be comedian. Her third hus-
band is George Be- Montgomery
Marie Wainwrightt.has been known as
Mrs. Slaughter, Mrs. Louis James and
Mrs. Nestor Lennen.EoMary Mitchell who
is sister of Maggie Mitchell, and is
now the wife ofSJohn w Albaugh, the
Baltimore and Washington manager, was
first married to James w. Collier. Mag
gle Mitchell was the1wife of Henry Pad
dock before she naarEied her leading man
and manager Chares ]. Abbott.
ONE DIVORCED, ONE DIED.
Clara Bloodgood, now with one of the
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pEIED ON DIVORCE LAWS |
SEVERAL ACTRESSES WHO HAVE
REPEATED THE MARRIAGE
vows MORE THAN ONCE
SOME OF THE BEST KNOWN
Fair Ones who Have Reen Led to
the N1arEiGgese Altar
a. Number of
Times.

The story of pretty May Hosmer's
fourth divorce recalls the fact that she is
not the only actres acquainted with the
divorce courts.
Rose Coghlan called in the aid of the
courts to free her from an uncongenial
first husband SO she could marry the
second. The first was Clinton Edgerly
the second is John T. Sullivan 7Gl e
eeEugenian Blair had the same number of
''worser halves" Her first. was Forrest
Robinson, and her second is Robert
Downing. Marion ManoIa has been the
victim of two divorce courts, and is con-
sequently free to become a bride for the
third time. Her first husband was Henry
S. Mould, and her second John B. Ma
SON Her second husband that was is now
the second husband of Katherine Grey,
whose first helpmeet was Paul Arthur,
who is now one of the leading comedians
of London.
Poor Betina Gerard, who has at last
succeeded in shaking herself from evil
surroundings, has been four times di-
vorced and five times married Her first
hui band was Arthur Padleford, her sec
ond John j. Rafael, her third William G.
Beach, her fourth Harrison Wolfe and
her fifth Philip Schuyler. That is a won
derful record for one of her age, birth
and training.
Helen Bertram. the prima donna, was
the wife of Sig: Tomasi and after being
divorced from him was married to E. J.
Heney, who has since died. Dorothy Drew
was the fist wife Of Lionel Lawrence, and
her second George Monroe. AS the latter
was married to another woman a f W days
ago 1t looks reasonable to suppose that
the divorce courts have operated twice in
making her free.
May Yohe, who is now singing in Aus
tral1a to support her noble husband. Lord
Francis Hope, was the first wife of Henry
>. Mould, VINO was also the first husband
of Marion Manola.
Mae Branson was the wife of Phil
Branson, the San Francisco opera singer,
and is now the wife of Louis Whicher,
who has had some experience as a man
ager
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The part of Smondes the crippled
merchant Of Antioch, in Ben Hur," will
be played next season by George Osborne,
the character actor. ID
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POPULAR SUMMER PRICES:
Nights ....-...............2 as and so Cents
Wednesday and Saturday Matinees, 25c to
all parts Of the house.
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After the concert all singers and guests
will unite in a grand ball
Great preparations have been made for
Sundays picnic at Fort Smelling park
Several spirited singing contests will take
place there. The street railway will run
trains every fifteen minutes.
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HoME-MApE PHILOSOPHY.

Man IL pashun. God il love. The
wun burns out, the other liz eTerlastin.
Less steepul fur God, and more bred
fur Gods poor, IL the moo religyun, and
the best religyun ov awL
wunce Americans shed thare biud
lar freedum. We amt doin mulch now
bUt sheddin over freedum.
Adam and Eve wuZ never legally
narreed-thatz the recon we wuz not
legitimate airz too the garden ov Eden
! sDoze.
Nobody wud be surprizsd too hear
~ q war in hell. but war on earth IL
10 mulch like it to be called slvilized
dotns.
Men 90 about meddlin with the Gus
tsms and religyuns and liberty ov 9TH
e. peepul. and call it ''workin fur the
Master"
Man IL dropt intoo life jist like q
drop oy medisin intoo glass ov wot-
ter--too sweeten or sour everything il
tetches.
II ! had my choice to accept sum
name creed. or be damd, I'd take my
chances and continyoo too wurk fur
yoomanity.
Iniustis lords heather or a mewel
Il fist the same az injustis lords wife
man. Itz wots in a man that makes
him willun.
God made the strong men fu, and
the weak men plenty. yit the plenty
set down and howl at the fu fur being
so skeerce AID so rich.
Tuns and tuns ov books hav bin rit-
ten to bolster up awl sorts ov relig-
yuns, but the peepul hav been left to
be plundered by polytishuns.
Hman haddent bin so careless az too
luze hiG tail the evolooshinests wud-
dent haV SIGH COMPOUNDED time tracin
him back too biz anermal origin.
A wise and good government con-
soomze awl it prodooces at home. A
land oV haff-fed. haff-klothed peepul
hunt up a form market, and go naked.
Yoo may possibility have a titel clear
too manshuns In the SKI, but fur fear
700 haven't, yood better doc a little
more fur yOomanity and urn moo Ii
tel.
A hull lot ov men hav set stitch big
price on themselves that the peepul
hav got too mortgage thars veracity
too even pay it in 1attery.-Pennsyl-
yania Grit.
The responsibility ov good govern
E:ents rests on the rulers, jist the same
az our trouserze often hung On wun
suspender. When she brakes. We hav
a hard time holdin up our government
pants.