The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1900-05-06
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The car Stopped and with u c!ankipr of bolt,
and bar In. door was oI"ii"d and the Dobl"lS
II remind, rr somehow Of . condemned
"ll" said Dohl"y; u ~llpp"-e. III" clalr j.
at n" "nd 3' VS. ir 1n M M, NV, ,%I"t",or .l,,, " .,id
he I.nitor. "this hdil leads 10 this window
~ the end wlcfc We have rope fr" escapes
that We drill The ,.uaptS IN using twice Z week.
Then there ARE hand prrnHdrs and axes ~
brackets on the wall. Gs you See
What II cheerful; n..plr,p. SIGHT must
guards a. ore enters on"'s home, II gives
>lcl. a feeling of perfect. peace and seCn!ityl"
remarked Dobey, adnlrihgl>,
The laui'ur opened u door and led the way
through y gloomy marrow gangwav into =
room paprd In red WITH gold ~ir.cklcs."
again quoting Nj. Dotlel III" c.ilirg had
CLUSTERS nt scarlet circles over It's surface sat
IN green leave.
What a charmIng summer effect" exclaimed
Dobley, "a tomato and lettuce salad a. live
With "A bOttl. Of mayOnnalhe painted ~ one cor
ner this room would be IDEAL for n dining
room
These i, the parlors," sad the %janitor. and
them IL roses not tomatoes. The lady who
lived here had green brocadr satin furniture
with gold legs and she had the room done up
IN this way.
DObley; after all the Kitchen Is the most im-
portant room in a house Show me the kitchen
and can tell YOU what sort Of people live in
The ianitor proceeded through a dim and
dingy room to "a dark 'avelIke apartment IN
the rear,
This must be- one Of those new and fashion
able beefsteak dungeons. SAID MIR Dobley. Il
declare, there is nothing missing in these modern
flats"
suddenly the ianitor flooded the room with
electric light and disclosed the fact that the room
was a kitchen one sink and two tubs long by
adumb waiter door and a gas range wide
This range Is a Baby Grand. SAID Dobley.
reading from the. oven door, They nave "A
much richer tone than the uprlEhts.
Il thought the rooms were all hight sald Mrs.
Doblev disHppOintedly
An YOU have to do /, TO press "A button and
they are Hight H. day, " said the %ianlt"r, It's
"louded over a hit -luc" We cam" IN
At this moment from under the SINK a strange
insect procession emerged, taking a Winding
course over the floor. while Mrs. Dohley'S
eyes protruded IN horror,
Look" She sad. pointing AZ thr pageant.
II WAS a row OF water bugs IN perfect Indian
tle headed by al ,edate. fully grown specimen
The Janitor stepped forward 20 clt on their
advance, but Mr. DubleN hold him back.
y crossing the lines without u hadg" While
the march l. IN progress, he sad rms,
ladies and gentlemen, i ~" celebrated lrlhe
of Ogallalas, headed by Chief katn-!n-the-FaCe. "
They move Just like a funeral said Mrs.
DUbley, shudd-rlng
You wouldn't have the coaches 20 ahead Of
the hearsr. would yOu}" asked Mr.. Duble>
Il can fancy hear a dead march. Which way
lies the cemetery
They'll never. hurt YOU, said the ianitor.
"rine.' said Dobley They're trained
It, the most marvellous exhibition OF lntalll-
Hence | ever saw And Vet they say Insects have
no brains
some people try TO Kill the poor little things, "
said the ianitur. for my part Id sooner have
EN- than dog or children They're lrss bother 80
Doblev WAS reading a sci ~ rules on the wall
"prolrCtles Received from ten To- eleven" He
looked lnquirlngly at the lanltor
We hav" 4 new system here, said the janltor
waters. Each Hat has n chute and set Of pro-
'%t"tIlrs. tsleS. garbage aud trash Of all sorts
i hrnt downin he proJectIles Al the hour set and
rolls, mix and groceries ar" delivered IN the
Firing at sunrise and sunset. | pr-sume?"
said Dnblry, with interest.
Its a great system. went on the lanltor;
from 10 10 II you'd imagine Il battle was In
Progress. The cook IN fat \ fourth rear west
has btroln" Il >harp-hooter. She is - ey-
p"rl that all the Other servants n the house
are JEALOUS OF her.
Mr. Doblev -hrI-Sed and tried TO climb on
TIE caN rang" ~ tt.~ luAotllfe, gathering her
sNlrt- about her ankles. \ large doye-Colored
mouse was standing on H. hind legs looking
through TIA" glass door IN the cupboard
"rhattsonly Admiral Dewey, said the janltor,
with a laugh YOU SEP the lady who lived here
wa very fond Oi animals. Sh. had Il cage OF
white nice, but one day she grew sorry for them
aud gay" them ali their freedom. The result
= thai this apartment house ha- II collection OF
lbese rar" pear gray mice lust Ink" Dewey. He
does MI sorts Of lri,k- climbs NJ, m the ca
nary Gag" aud eat, seed and takes II bath.
" by. he'll eat sugar ont Of your hand, Then
th"rr'- sampson. Schley. flob-ou and u lor
more They answer 10 th"it name,
The lanttor opened the cupboard door and
threw N some 'ruuIbled Chees" Ia Dewey,
who turned two ~oluersanlts and stood on his
h'nd legs IN IN WledgnIeni
Isn't he y b'rd' said III" lanltor. 'f Won
take lhl> Hat YOU must let me come n and SEQ
hn ono" IN a while. I've grown 10 he tho
!lttl" fellow
We certainly will make arrangements 10
have the live stock properly cared FOR, SAID
Dol4ry. I think W. could charge ADMISSION
TO thl, place as a permanent circus and give
special ma,ine"- for children
We only take strictly private families. SAID
the ianitor. We want no actors in tins out
Iii The rule j. tO let n NO families wlth dogs
or clnldrer. But what are YOU To do They
u" lease : signed You can do IA INNS
There's a family moved in downstairs third
HAT y front, east. They swors they had no
,n,I unbrauces of any kind aud TWO days after
they were settled along comes a golf case and a
champaign" basket 10y express. Next day a
two-y"ar-old boy and a fox terrier were in
Will get around II, I'm think lng of having "A
iumigating furnace IN the cellar and max ing
It a rule To- put all packages over three pounds
IN We sht in the oven before they're sent up
4 capital plan. said Dobley.
This IS the butler, pantry. said the ianl-
tor, showing an aperture IN the wall. You
must pick ont Il tall tlln one, And It's a NUS
take 10 PUT any hravyw weigh cooks in that
h'GW,Ih@ s, Is II ,E T" t4n, l@r ps.9aI M Slr 'G bo Sisl,'''
Only thirt -iiy" hundred u year, said the
| |ianitor. summer rate
Does that Iu,ludr the petS2' asked Dohley.
AuNI,u-ly.
just ~ It stands. said the %ianltor,
"Well think about it,, said Dobley
Well youll have 10 decide quick, said the
laultur. There two parties Just crazy TO set
II. They went dow 10 the tItS Hall this morn
lng To try and get n copy al Their marriage
certificate
Marriage crrtihcatc>" exclaimed Mira, Dob
ley. Why, what * that for"
No on. gets in her" without a cert flcale, ."
~aid the iaultOr. and references from the last
iaritor they lived With. w" had 10 make I a
rule.
But We have no marriage certificate " said
Mrs Dubl.N blankly.
Well. I'm sorry. but ! can't break the rule,
| had "A couplr bring q family Bible up here in Il
gO-Cart Yesterday no proof. But A. | told them
What PROOF is that; That's too easy.
But, ] have my photograph taken III my we'd
ding dress. aid Mrs, Dobley; and orange
blossoms and all"
sorry, but can do nothing for YOU here.
We've got 10 I've particular and ! cant make any
exception IT, a rule Of my own, He
bowed the Dubl"ys out
Well ! certainly think YOU might have told
hun that We were really married SAID Mrs,
Doblnv reproaChful!y. You just stood there
absolutely quiet. don't wonder he was sIis-
plclOus' ~
II Thought il best. SAID Dobley thought
fully. TO allow his -,IspiciOu- 10 become
rooted. ! feared that he would ease ~ III"
menHgerie W" would hay" To hire IA keeper TO
look after the collections and feed the animals
Come, let Us no back 10 The centre of town
p.OOO NILES nv COiCH.
4 Trip which MIR. John J. Phelps VIII Make
with One Team OF Four Horses.
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