The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-08-12
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TO De Public BATHS
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$500 MTT..
LOUIE HAASENFEFFER.


Lasdt efeni1E pefore yesterday mein oldt
blaymade Louie Haasenfefer und 1 vos
delling lies nit each onder und Louie
dried to horashvOggle me dot he hat alreat
Y mate shvimmings ofer NIT der English
Canal. ! set TO him, In your hat, Wy you
gould nod shvim agross MinneIafIlng creek
unless she vos filled NIT beer und YOU
would trink i'd dry pefOre you god half vay
oier i'd. Louie dit not lige der vav dot
l mate chokings ad him und set. ''Vell.
budVeiser, you need nod dink you YES der
whole match factory, l kess ! can shvirn
bedder as you can yet. Wy mcin fotter Ills
ride on der parks uf der Riner Rhine"
HUH 1 set, dot ISIS nodding ven 7
coined by St. Paul ub der riffer came
NIT stheam boad. 1 kess I can shvim
Won or two meinselluf." Den Louie vos
ankry, he set he would shvim me nit bees
hants getied behint his back yet fon der
wisconsin Cendral Relroadt bridges. to
hastings und pack AIKEN for fife tousand
toHars. fieshed me mein roll on him und
ne set Id Vos not Green monies dot i'd vos
hocus pocus monies vich l mate In der
ceiiar- Mein wife hat yust giffen me six
tousand tollars to puy her elm zealsklns
sack on account dey vas selling dem at
half brice by reason dot dey are going
ouut uf sthyle, as none bud der rich
peoples are buying dem nowadays Ven l
showed dat IT vas der real chenuire Green
monies, he felt In his bants booklets undt
iounu TWO niggels. He set We will mage
10 TOT der thinks, bud You viii hat to drink
peer uf lose me der wager l set to him:
Louie, you are a greadt pig differ Won
are plift1ng me und yust to show you vot
you don know aboudt swimming We will
go undt call on our oldt landtsmann Dr.
Ohage Vich he Is running dose Public Bad
ing houses ub on der Rasbcrries Islants
una you und / will mage oursellufs in der
rlIer und led der Doctor decision vich Won
uf us iss liar or he is q swimmer. Iss
cot nod satisfaction to you? Yes! MOI"
ven he set, "Budvelser, 1 would
DIN delghtfulness to go ub und 20 in
DER rlfer, bud I hat a ferry bat coldt
Wen 1 ketchet by drinking Won glass uf
ICE "aser Ply meestake und 1 should not
go In der Wasser yust now Yes" 1
set, you are drying to blay crawfishes
on me, you know dot you neffer touch
wasser for fear dot you viii hat sbasms
You set aroundt und dell all der poys
vat life safer You are I don't see en-
ny medals Vot you are wearing" Den
Louie vas madt "Vot," he set. "do Won
mean to consult me, me a Haasenfeffer
Not neffer Vos before consulted. will
nod sthandt for id. I will go nit you
und schNim you off uf your feet" We
each ortered a schmall boddIe uf
schnapps In case We got der heart dis
ease Ven We hit der wasser und We mate
our way to Rasberries Islant Der che
NAL Doctor Ohage vos alretty dere vait-
ing for US.
Gluten morgen, chentlemens. you hat
come ub to mage leedle schvimmings
I'm der riffer?" Men, 1 set" We came
ub to blay krokay. Louie here saws
dot he can schvim bedder as I can und
l am bedding dot he cannod schvim ad
all We'll" der Doctor set" we're are
der sdakes?' I've lefdt dem down In
der butcher shob." I set, but We are
going to dry i'd for der thinks. Uf you