Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-09-02
Mr.. D00LEY ON a
BACHELoR'S LIFE.
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Its always been a wonnser 20 me"
said Mr,Hennessy, we niver marie. -
Its been wondher to NANNY"
Mr.. Dooiey replied. haus'htily. Maybe
ii I'd been as aisy pleased as most
an this is not saying anything again
you an ye'ers, Hinnissy. f'r ye got
much til 'hes. iv it'll might now be
III father iv happy cnil6her an have
money in tn bank a;waitn' In day
within the interest on tn norgedge fell
due. IT'S not II lack iv opportunities
I'm here alone, I tell We that me buckle,
f'r tn time was wlrin tn sound ~ me
feet'd brings more heads to tn wiadles
iv Ar-rchey r-roal thin'd hob up 20
see ye'cr fun'ral go by. And that's
nanny q wan.
AN. veil" said Mr. Eennessy, Il was
but iobin' ye." Ills tone Modified his
friend, who werl On. ITO tell ye tn
truth, Hinnissy, tn raison I nsyer got
marrid was / niver cud~pick d choice.
! I've tn maxim iv an exeillint oil Turk
in me, to be sure. f'r look on alb tn
sect as iligeable FIR me hand an I'm
on'y restrained firm r-rentin' Lincoln
Park FIR q home an askin thin all 70
clave on'y to me, be me naehral mod
| esty an tn laws iv tn state iv Iilinye.
Twas always so with me, an i think
| il is so with most men that dies bach
elors. be rsreadin' III pa-spers ye'd
think bachelor was man .hor-rn with
| deprayved an paryarse hathred iy
wan Nv our most cherished institoo-
| thaions. nm anti-expansionist, dye
mind. But It's no such thing A bach
elor's a man that wud eXtind his beni-
ficint rule over all tn female wurruld.
firm tn snow capped girls OF Alaska 20
| tn sunny eileens iv tn Passyac. A mar
rid mans a person with limited af-
fction-a protictionist an anti-expan-
sionist, a mugwump, be hivens. lis
tn bachelor that's keepin' alive tn
rivirince f'r tn sect.
'SWhin / was young man, We cud
Sarch firm wan end iv tn town TO tn
other FIR ne akei with tn ladies. We
niyer see me in thin days, but twas
NE had a Togue's eye an leg far be-
| y2lt tn common r-run ~ props. | cud
dance tn best Nv thin, me voice was
that sthrong twas impossible TO hear
annywan else whin sung; 'Fh' Pretty
Maid Milkin' tn Cow an / was
| dhressed to kill on SUNDAYS. Twas Thin
/ bought tn nat We see me wear at tn
picnic. Twas Good mornin'. Nisther
Dooley, an will We como In an have
q cup Of tay.' an Bow dye do, Misther
Dooley, | didn't see ye at mass this
mornin,' an Martin, me boy dhrop in
an take a hand at G0rty-hves. Tn
young ladies has been askin' me ar-re
| We dead was IN pop lar IDOL, re might
say, an an manny's tn black look
got over tn shoulder at picnic an
wake But l minded thin little. If
q bull again me come firm III Pope
| himsilf in thin days whin me heart
was high, I'd tuck 1t into me pocket an
! say III r-read ID whin / get time.
Well, I'd take wan iv Ia girls out in
| ne horse an buggy iv a Sundah an
I'd think she was til finest girl in tn
wurruld an I'd be sayin' all kinds w
iokin' things to her about mamedge IL
censes bein' marked down on account
Nv th poor demand an how the parish
priest was thinkin' OF hein' thransferraa
TO parish where tn folks were more
kindly disposed to each other, an tn
likes iv thst, an WhiH out OF the corner
iv me eye I'd SEQ another girl 20 by. an
bless mo IL / cud keep tn lid ~ me
| Fright eye still or hold me tongue firm
maxim some such uniorehuit remark
| as That there Molly Heaney's tn fine
girl, tn fine, sthTapDln' girl, don't We
think so" Well, We know. aftker that |
| migat AZ we'll be dTiv4n an Ice wagon as
a pleasure rig; more thin wanst / near
lost ia tip iv Rie ncse in tn jamb
~ tn dure thryin' 70 give an affieshlon-
ate farewell. An SO IL whit on, till
got tn reputation iv g dirt an a phil
landhner fr no r2iSon ct all, dye mind,
btJ. ne widespread fOndness like
thin ali, dark an fight. large an small,
young an old. married an single. wild
| oted en- divorced, an 90 / nipcr marrld
annywan. But yen End me phoygrast
In some albums an mo bills In more
thin wan Livery staole
I think marrid men gets on tn best
f'r they have a home an family to
lave in tn mornin an home an
family 10 so back to at night: that
makes thin wurrUk. Some mems do-
nestle throublos drives thin to
drink, others 20 Tabor We T-read
about u man becomiu millyonaire an
We think he done It be his own exer-
tons whin It's much again little twas
tn fear iv comm home Imply handed
an dislikes iv ssayin' Qr-round tn
house al day that made him rich.
Miather Standard lie takes IA millyonB
in a year. bat he might be playin dom
inoeg Ia an in5ine hCuse If 81 p-asn't f'r
Mrs. Standard lle IT'S th' thought iv
rhat dear quite lady AZ home. ii ner
white ceD with her ca Ia m0the1ly face.
waitin' Patiently f'r him with a bell
punch thGt injc0ces him TO put shtlck
IL dinnynite IN somebody eies's lie well
an bury his securities win th' aeslrsor
comes av-rcund. Near iEry mans
property ought 70 BE- ID wife's name an
most ~ It Is.
"Ert with a bachelor It's dir rent
Ye an ] ar-re settin' here together an
Clancy dhroys in Ciancys wlle's
away an he's out f'r q good tire an
ne comes 70 me f'r 81 a bachelors III
Ii eniynert ~ his marTid friEds' va
catoiEs. W1aln Clancys wlses at horne
an 60 to see him he r-runs IN pail
out in a valise. an we take cur crirn-