The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-08-17
THE lola REGISTER FRIDAY AUGUST H. 1900
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

EIduutE dISOuS.
The Missouri Pacific has moved its
dispatcher's Office from Conway
Springs to Wichita.
j. Il. Burton has been compelled o
cancel weeks dates owing to i'll
health from over work.
At Salina young man caught SOW
ing his wild oats is fined and then
compelled to cut the city's weeds.
A Coffeyville man has made enough
money raising hares that he thinks ne
can afford home to raise heirs.
The shirt waist man HIS appeared
at Kansas City and all the Mother
Hubbard women are making fun of
him.
A Salina county farmer rents his
turkeys out to his neighbors as grass
hopper consumers at $3.50 per
turkey.
Dispatches say that Mare Hanna
has declined to come west on a speech
making tour. He might send rain,
anyhow.
A Chanute man took straw vote
of thirty farmers in town one day and
found " FOR Mckinley, : for Bryan
and hesitatng.
Cloude Holiday q vouno man of
Haven who was sli"btlv ,.ut nm tho
arms with a knife durinu n fCht. died
from lockjaw.
Ft. Scott got $40 license from Rob-
inson's circus and felt pretty good un-
til it was learned that lola got SO.
Arsap.o. cuv dor.loned tho hos,
hall team in Tho .tata and tben Soiinn
sneased mn the olle,. and indnrod noar'
lv all the PLAYERS fo come to her. "
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Inc edltof OF the IOheyNllle journal
l,icLin,, an ,h,. d,,.- min, -l,,.,a,,
y cltlIen OF Marion iel- from the hay
ioit ana when discovered was ming
ing his means with the new mown
INV 90 ''o'0 - viz '"'''
y whole lot of Cowley county people
hoped the fusionists would name DIR.
Pitcher one OF the candidates, for
county coroner so they could have a
good excuse TO cut the ticket.
There are so many reunions and
celebrations OF one kind or another in
the state this year calling for eXcur-
slons that tramps have had to quitus-
ing the road beds as highways.
Cant Boltwood has emf and boueed
his tobacco crop and has it in the dry
house. just how good it is will not
be known. however. until it is slowed
in one of those Ottawa cob pipes.
D.. c..,.. &c.. -, 49,
Io6 10y samples IAN one o! Ihe n !. h
Erie Record speaks of the giver of a
large melon. And did YOU ever notice,
no ugly people ever give things to
printers?
- Io.5oa ..,., oooo
% ~ason ioaueu WIN oooV pouhIS
child at Marysville. but the doctor
thinks that in time he will have every
thing back wherethe Lord put it. The
child lives.
M . r.,,
ooan nc ta.iiel ~ sp1rSy ioPeh" ooy,
him hunk of Limburger cheese to
carry around to hide the unsavory
reputation the young man had succeed
ed in collecting.
win y,rl,i,a wo. ,ho o,,i,,i,o1 dro,,,t,
- 1000 ri'e va we oii MAJ n ErouoH
,h''ii VI - 'ii'' q se1SI9i VI
action taken to placate him. He is
merely sore because everybody laugh
ed at his prediction.
A country correspondent in concnd-
inc the report of a WEDDING wished the
happv chuple all iov and concluded
Inv SAVING that # they must have
troubles IKE other folks, may their
troubles oe llttle ones.
General Cbaffee who is directing the
forces of riyilization AGAINST tbe
heather in China. has a brother com
handing corps of the salvation
Army. who is wapino war AGAINST the
heather at Wichita
MONTGOMERY county this wear raised
wheat valued al S25.i7 for each man.
woman and child i'm the county II
isn't the Republican marty which has
been Keeping down the "1er capiter,"