New-York tribune., 1900-09-09
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A paper OF India recently contained the following
item: "On Sunday last Mr., BaIkrishna Narayana
Urpha bandopant Bhajekar. B. A, IL. b, rescued
srmati Kesibai Lele from the perpetual widow
hood to which Hindoo society has consigned her. at
Poona- We wish the couple a long and happy
life"
Where Mothers Come Handy-"No, I never leave
my married daughters in summer
30 .Qh, no; but IN they might get some Jelly started
A remarkable engineering feat is soon to be at
tempted in Boston-the moving Of a six story brick
and stone hotel building from site to another
without taking 1t apart. The ground upon which
the building now stands is of a swa-npy character
and $50 piles will have be driven around the
foundations of the structure to support the one
thousand Jacks upon which IT will be raised from
its foundations prior to it's removal. 1t will be
transported to its new location forty-two feet
distant, on steel rollers.
The Savage Bachelor-'T know something I
won't tell. sang the widow boarders little girl as
little girs have done ever since language Was in
Never mind. child" said the Savage Bachelor
you'll get over that habit when you get older"-
indianapolis Press.
The late Lord Russell OF Killowen had weak
ness for leeturing people on their SHORTCOMINGS
When in October. 1898, the London Irish Rugby
Football Club was matched to play Hammersmith
Club on the London County Athletic Ground
Herne Hill Lord Russell was invited and con
sented to kick off the ball On arriving punctuaIly
hA
members OF the London Irish team were not ON
the ground. He waited patiently for some ten or
fifteen minutes until ali the players were assembled
and then called up Mr.. Dyas, the captain of the
London Irish, and delivered following hounilv.
Captain Dyas and members OF the London Irish
Football Club: desire to point out to YOU that
one OF your cardinal rules In life should be puuctu
ality. Unless you study that rule whether in bust
ness or in play, you will never be successful men
and hope that you will take to heart the lesson I
am now reading you" The Lord Chief Justice
with the utmost gravity. then proceeded TO kick Off
the ball.
Old Hi thought that silas's prodigal son wus
goin, I, be kicked out ag'in when ne cum back "uS
,H Old s. si5He HI % wud haye been ony silas found out
in gold-(Syracuse Herald
There is no question" says The Christian In
telligencer OF this city. that in the matter ne
education the Beers far in advance OF the
English in South Africa. There Is one Mount Hi
yoke for girls in the United States while there are
three In the two small Dutch republics I'm Afr,ca
and not in South Africa established by FnrJ,sb
men,
mo. SIR exclaimed Farmer Corntosssl. ...h.,
can Ean convince me that this here prosperity is gem
sumsr 6gt TSst constitutes Prosper? asked the
wear and eat, debts and money In the ban 70
shaS MheTe the oppressors show their
jobs to fool us."-Cw washington Star jos put Up
Clifton Bingham. the author Of TN Ola ,r.or,, >.
Loves Old Sweet Song" and The Dear Hon,a
Iand' says; The moment song is put ,on the
streets. as we call It, IT becomes tremendously non
ular You hear II everywhere Every nov h,sS :,
as ne goes TO school, 1t is played In every street
but my publisher shakes his head sadly when that
uay comes IL is generally the beginning OF the
t enu-a ooom which dies away. People get tired OF
hearing the same song wherever they 40 yvhats,.er
the song may be, and the song OF the barrel orran
Is not welcome in the drawing ROOM SO that the
putting OF song on the street organs means a
neeths Tame and then-wel too often an utter re-
lapse and complete oblivion
was struggling 80 N'e''" rus" man
''Mercyf he shrieked
But the women bore him DOWN a,a ....-.,-. =, -
under foot w "h anu uahapied MN
- me nerve or him sneered they one 10 an
oenet 10 wear a shirt waist and then asl snaeisl
nal. "a '0 SoN' -tDeFoit jour