Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-03-04

introduced.
makers whose scores have been read ano
explained to US. Their programme of Tues
day contained these three quartettes: va
Dittersdorf in E fiat major; Schumann' 6
in minor, and Beethoven's in sharp
minor Not only were the numbers wei
chosen for contrast and progression OF
ideas, but the keys selected and Their
ARRANGEMENT and combination were worth
nothing. For if there be tone colors'
these three are surely worth combining
FREDERIC DEAN.
Fun for Paderewski.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Paderewski left Chicago after his recent
visit in a splendid humor The day before
he left town the quiet of the parlor fiooi
of the Auditorium, where he stopped, was
broken by loud and prolonged laughter is
suing from the Paderewsh suite. People
waiting In the parlors to intercept the mu-
stefan. wondered at his hilarity, but only q
favored few knew the cause. 1t was at the
expense of Baron Seiger Paderewsk1' s
valet, that the musician laughed. Manager
Gorlitz was telling him of Baron Seliger'
visits to Heinegabubelers saloon. Baron
Selger claims to be real German baron
of antique family and shattered fortune
For seven years he has tied neckties and
polished shoes for Paderewski. Close as
soc;ation with the musician has not in
creased his share of worldly knowledge
and he fell an easy victim to the wiles OF
Heinegabubeler.
James Fisher, who tunes the Paderewsk
piano before each concert, 1. Goldberg, who
sells the Paderewski books, and Charlie
Fine, the auditorium ticket broker at the
Auditorium, were the trio who introduced
the decayed baron to the beauties of Heine-
gabubeler's. The baron was delighted with
the place.
He 'bit" at everything, from the cubes
of cheese in the free lunch, which proved
to be strong laundry soap, to the box OF
cigar snipes which Heinegabubeler passed
around with the assurance that they had
been smoked by some of the best people in
Chicago. He sat confidingly on top of the
beer keg until the ooZiDg water had soak
ed through the seat of his trousers, and
wondered at his stupidity in not seeing that
the top of the keg was wet. Pleased with
what he saw down stairs, he went up the
long fight to the second floor.
The first thing that caught his eye at the
top of the stairs was a dilapidated piano,
bearing the sign, 1.-The first piano Pader-
ewski ever played on"
"Oh, Mr.. Feesher," the Baron called out
there is the first piano Paderewski ever
played on. Come up and tune it, and viii
play you a waltz
ha eto tod ba cta irc
to bring up Mr.. Fisher. The bartender
was ready, and threw the lever which
causes the stairs to fiatten out into an in
clined plane. The baronial dignity was up
set; the Baron shot downward feet fore
most and did not stop until he landed
with bump against the door. Then he
had to treat
On his way back to the hotel a bright
idea struck the Baron. Il will catch Mees-
ter Vranklin, the treasurer" he said. ''He
is in Nieu Yorick. He will be back to-
morrow. 1 will take him to Heinegabu-
belers"
To all his friends the baron told his plan
to catch Mr.. Franklin, and quite crowd
consented to accompany the Baron to
Heinegabubeler's to see Mr.. Franklin sold:
Joe Salzer, a guest of the Auditorium, told
Mr.. Franklin the part he was expected to
play in their entertainment
II hat found such nice restaurant; viii
you not visit nit me?" said the Baron to
Mr.. Franklin.
us there good music there?" asked the
victim.
Yes; the best of music"
"Then I will CO." said Mr.. Franklin, and
the party proceeded toward Heinegabube-
ler's. Mr.. Franklin allowed himself to
be taken in several times, and at last the
baron asked him to go UP stairs.
II will go If you come to-" said Mr.
Franklin.
"Au right" said the Baron, and he
started up stairs on a run to get up before
the lever was thrown. Mr.. Fisher did not
stir. The bar tender had been instructed
He pressed the lever and the baron fell
on his face and slid on his stomach TO the
floor A shower of old tin cans fell upon
his back from above. He picked himself
up.
I've will hat drinks" he said to the bar
tended
Paderewsli no longer calls his servant
Baron Seliger. The visit to Heinegabu-
beler's have forever shattered the baronia1
dignity, and Paderewsh now laughs and
calls him "Heine''
Had n Great Reception.
Fannie Bloomfield zeisler, well known il
Wheeling musical circles, met with q great
popular ovation at Carnegie Music Hall
Pittsburg. Friday night and the newspa-
per critics give her enthusiastic praise
The Dispatch says: She gave the most
astonishing performance that has been wit.
messed in Pittsburg in long time. and af.
ter holding the audience spellbound during
her playing she was greeted with a thun-
der of applause, in which shouts of brave
were mingled" Her numbers were Greig's
concerto in A minor, for piano and orches
ira, with Massachusetts Caprice Espag-