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Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

II you want to be miserable think about
yourself about what you want, what you like,
what respect people ought to pay you, and
what people think of you.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

ELLEN, need spring tonic. well Will
liam, run the lawn mower twice a week; that
will save you what you'd have to pay man,
and the price of the tonic BESIDES"
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

The censor becomes a larger figure in each
succeeding war. The man behind the blue
pencil is a close rival in conspcuouness OF
the man behind the gun.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

IF should fall out OF the hammock
what would you dor she asked. II
would catch you In my arms" he an
swered promptly. Get ready" sha
said, with feminine impulsiveness.-
Chica 60 Post.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
Helpine a Fellow Along.

Ferdy-"She says I am dull"
Percy-"You should crack a few
Jokes occasionally. Ask her to marry
you, or something like that. Puck.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
Would Not sugar-Coat the PHI.

Mrs. YouDg-"Don't you believe in
managing ones husband by letting
him think he is having his own way?"
Mrs. Strong-"Decidedly notl Man
should be made to feel his inferiority."
Puck.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

She-"It makes me so mad-just think
was caught out In all that rainl'' Her Hus.
cold, eh?" She-tNo, but was carrying my
new pink chiffon parasol."
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervousness
after first days OLD r. klins's Great Nerve
hestorer. ~ trial bottle and treatise free DR. r.
III. KLINE, Ltd, 9M Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
Hoping For the Best.

Benham-"Everybody says that
baby looks like me"
Mrs. Benham-'But he may out.
grow it, dear. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

1T did your cold good to go and see the
doctor; knew it would. Eyes, he's got a
worse cold than l have"
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

Lilly. would you spend this SIS on plates or
on plate rack2" Get a plate rack, Nancy,
when your friends see it empty they'll be
forced TO give you soma nlates"
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

"How did your golf exhibition come or"
ed SO badly it was really an exposure"
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

S, r. Baldwin. Columbus, Ga, writes: l
occasionly give TEETHINA Powder to keep
my teething child's gums sofiened.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

Dpht liberia so affected st. Louis girl that
she Is now earning handsome salary by 90
ing deep baritone turn In vaudeville, It's
an ill-illness that doesn't contribute to some-
bodys Golfers,
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

Happiness cannot be bought, but one OF
the great hindrances to Its attainment can be
removed by Adams Pepsin Tutti Frutti.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

Carriers Ink Is Used Exclusively
by the schools OF New York. Boston and many
other places and they won't use any other.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

"Dickey, If YOU were polite you would get
up and offer that lady your seat" But pa
she's too big for my seat; you had better offer
her yours"
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

The Best Prescription for Chiils
and Fever is bottle OF GROVES TAsTKtEss
CHILL Tonic 1t is simply iron and qunine in
a tasteless form No cure-no pay. Price bOc
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly snoken OF
AS n cough rure.-J. w. O'BRIEN, 322 Third
Ave, N, Minneapolis. MIMI, JAN, 6, 1900.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
TAL-LU.LAH LODGE,
TalluIah Falls, Ga.

The most beautiful and charming place in the
Blue Ridge, mag iflcent brand new hotel cleo tri-
city and water, throughout most romantic place
room railroad to door; every modern convenience
and amusement. Send for circular to
w. ELLIOTT TOMBSTONE, Proprietor,
1allulah 2 o., Ga
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

All goods are alike to PUTNAM FADEI.Kss
DYES, as they color all flbers at one boiling.
Sold by all druggists.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

Come, Bobby, tell us which you love best
your ma or me-" mo, You don't pa: I'm a
middle-of -the-roader.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
Are You Using Aliens Foot.Eases

"A man on a wheel don't cut much Of q
dash nowadays" Oh, don't know; he can
collide with an autimobile and get run over.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

Fish-"That's all right, mister
Don't be SO scared; 1 won't hur
you. Judge.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

Although the singing apparatus of bee
Is less than quarter of an inch in length II
leaves q red h OF impression about a quarter
of mile long.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
rhi, Hon Kneu ne was r.anA

A hens egg was marketed at Deni-
son the other day measuring rs by s1s
fnches,-Sioux City Journal.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

A private telephone wire from the
war office to Windsor Castle conveys
to the queen news from the front.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
BUTLER SPRINGS, ALA.

delightful place to spend the summer in the
country. Purest sulphur, sla9nes and chaly-
beate waters. Only few hours ride by T.. and
\. r. r. Hacks run Wednesdays and Saturdays
FIR III Greenville, Ala, Rates-s2O per month, ss
per week. 81 per day; children under twelve and
servants one-half fare. For particulars address,
MRS. w. J. JONES, Proprietress,
Butler Springs, Ala
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
To Cure a Cold In oRe Day.

Take LAXATIVE BsoNo QUTSfNS TABtErs. All
druggists refund the money II IL faiie 10 cure
< ". GROVES signature IS on each box. 2oc
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
Roanoke Red Sulphur Springs, Via Salem. Va.

Opens June LIST, one Of the hest family resorts In
the mountains of Va. No malaria. Elevation ?, 200
It. sulphur, Chalybeate and Freesto e, Waters.
Resident ph stefan. Long Distance Tel. conec-
ton Reasonable rates, write for descriptive pam
phlet. ]. II. Cha pnan. MANAGER.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
A Rude Awakeninl

"Shumleigh says his first love was
his school teacher"
Indeed"
'Yes. But he says loves young
dream was shattered the first time she
took him on her lap"
'fThat seems funny"
''Not at all. He was face down.
ward at the time. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
ne
y Lz1.za
of Life

This Is a critical period
In the life Of every woman
and no mistakes should
be made.
The one recognized and
reliable help for women
who are approaching and
passing through this
wonderful change Is
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15
SUMMER RESORTS.
HOT SPRINGS, VA.

New Hotel Alphin, capacity 100; rates g. Sc
to So % ner day; slb 10 per week and upwards. L.
@. ALPHIN, Proprietor.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1900-06-15

Quick Work.
Me6der-"What is that electrical
contrivance you have on your folding
bed?"
Darker-"A device to ring an
alarm-bell whenever the bed doubles
up"
Medder-"Where do you have the
belle"
Darker the undertaker's of.
fee. "-Harper's Bazaar.
ArtfuI.
"Shrewd fellow, that Bliggins, y:
said one young man. 'He's natural
diplomat"
"How did You find it out?"
"I asked him to lend me a dollar. {"
'And he got away from it?"
enc. He said he hadn't dollar,
but he'd lend me five. I might for
get about one dollar. But he could
remind me OF five. Washington Star,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26
PT-H AND POINT.

To forget is sometimes Of more value
les
Did Toutts lose his money On last
horses?" Noon slow ones--In-
dianapolis News.
Auctioneer-Lot 50. A genuine
Turner. Painted during the artists
lifetime. What offers, gentlemen p
Punch.
terests and you viii wait until they
are not worth advancing. - Chicago
Daily News.
There are some people so particular
" vicious that when they find that q
singer is poor, they encore her.-Atch-
ison Globe.
4 can't see" said the shoe clerk,
"why a Scotchman should say 'hae' for
have" 1t is his economical disposi-
tion. He saves a " every time he does
So" said the Cheerful Idiot.-Indian-
apolis Press.
What did Freddy say when you
caught him coming out of the pantry
with his hands stained red?" H told
thetruthby saying that he had damned
his fngers.-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Social Surgery.-Young Sharpshins-
@I say, dad. what sort Of a wound is
it that produces i'll blood?" Old Sharp
sEns-Why, wounded feelings. my
boy, 10 be sure" Young Sharpshins-
oh. I see; the sort of wound which is
made by a dead cut--Ally Sloper-
Mrs. Brown-"What awful times we
are likely Il have China. There's no
telling how many thousands of people
viii be killed and how many other
thousands viii suffer from want" Mrs.
Greenland just as like as not tea
viii go up to a dollar a poundt"-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26

the republican defeat which Game ..
the polls. A panic is decidedly inn
probable this year, but labor troubles
and crop failures are always among
the possibilities. and any sort of a
calamity Invariably hits the party in
power.
All of these reasons, coupled with
the conviction which is doubtless hon
estly entertained that their policy
win. upon presentation. appeal with
force TO the majority of the people,
together with the fact that it is the
American practice for each side to
make an active fight in every election.
whatever the chances may seem to be,
explain the hope of Mr.. Bryan and
his supporters that they viii carry
the country in 1e0n-Cha-les NJ Han
vey, in Leslie's Weekly
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26
HOW HE MADE HIS A z
Got 1t Mixed Pretty Thoroughly
But 1t DiSn't Turn Out
All Right.

Madam. you don't know how TO
make cake" exclaimed Mr. Smith.
throwing a lump Of half-cooked dough
across the room al the cat, relates Alice
Porter. in the Ledger Monthly. You
never knew how 10 cook cake. I'd rath-
er eat wet sawdust. You ought to
have seen the cake my mother made
that was cakei"
Your mother again-always your
mother!" retorted Mrs. Smith. PITY
she didn't teach you something's"
What do you mean. madam? III
warrant I'll make better CAKE myself
than you any day"
why don't you try? You'll find
everything in the kitchen"
Well, / an"
well, why don't you? Your r al
talk??"
Smith found himself cornered, and
felt very uncomfortable. as he had eth
er 10 surrender Internationally or to
make good his boast. He had never
made a cake in his life. had no idea
how cakes were compounded, but
thought he knew what was in them.
TN make the cake" he said.
We'll, come into the kitchen and
make it" proposed his wife.
What. now?"
Yes. now. I'll get the things for
you.
Smith took off his coat, his collar and
necktie and rolled Up his shirt-sleeves.
They walked into the kitchen together.
and Smith said:
What shall ] mix it in?"
"Oh. you're doing it," Mrs. Smith
replied.
All. this VIII do.7 he said. taking
up a bowl. Nov bring me some wa
ter: now some raisins and curran1s.
sugar and ginger and alIspice. There
that viii do." He put them al into
the bowl and mixed them with a spoon.
They don't seem TO stick together"
he said. Looks more like a thick soup
than anything else. Fancy I've got
too much water" Smith drained of
some of the water. and was about to
put the cake into a pan, when his wife
said:
"Didn1 your mother use hour?'
"Oh. yes-yes-ah. -four. of course!"
Then he mixed in -four until il was so
stiff that he could hardly knead it.
Now" said he, I'll take this cake
around to the bakers and have it baked
properly" He started off. and. when
be reached the bakers. he said:
VIII you just throw this stuff away,
and put in its place one Of your best
plum cakes?"
That night at supper Mrs Smith had
her mother and sister with her. She
had told them Of the cake. and they
expected great fun at Smiths expense.
The cake did not come until upper
time. Smith took it from the boy and
said:
This is my cake-somethiEg like a
cakei" He carried IN the cake and
placed il on the table.
Here's a note in the paper said
Mrs Smith: I'll read If:
Dear Sir I am sorry We are all out
Of plum cake: SO l send you a pound
cake instead. Yours, obediently.
aS X
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26
Birds and Hares.

An enterprising woman in New
York has opened a boarding house for
birds. which is one step higher than
an institution for sick cats. Of course
she is a miss" and equally of course
the birds are under the direction of
a miss" Spinsters and cats, spin
sters and ~canaries, spinsters and spec
tacles-how they go in pairs through
life. And here is a magazine giving
away Belgian hares. jack rabbits ard
other animals partly domesticated.
Rabbitries are being started all over
the country. The new fad is worse
than the bee craze of 35 years ago.
Several thousand pet animals are to
be given away. the only condition be
ing that the victims of this great
summer opportunity shall offer The
progeny of the pets TO the proprietors
of the magazine at the lowest prices.
N Y. Press
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26
TOO MANY GODFATHERS.
That Accounted for the Fact That
the Infant Jones Got No
Gift.

The late Senator PhiIetus Sawyer
was noted for his generosity. but un-
less he was tactfully approached, OF
the cause appealing to him was an es-
pecially worthy one, his purse strings
were tightly drawn. relates the Chica-
go Chronicle. Shortly before he re-
tired from the senate his mail enc
morning contained a touching letter
from a man in Maryland. whose home
had just been frightened by the ar
rival of a bouncing boy. The fond
parent went on TO tell that the boz
would be named Philetus Sawyer
Jones. and expressed the hope that
the child would grow up an honor &c
the name and the possessor Of the fine
traits of character that distinguished
the generous-heartea man whose
name would be borne by himself.
Senator Sawyer went 10 the senate
chamber with a warm glow in his
heart and the determination to send
that fond parent a nice big check
He felt Sc good that he showed the
letter to Senator Allison. The Iowa
man chuckled as he read 1t. and pro-
duced a letter almost identical. ex-
cept that the young prodigy was to
be named William Allison Jones.
It was toe good TO keep. and they
told the story to Senator Edmunds of
Vermont. That stately old gentleman
melted sufficiently TO smilingly pro-
duce a letter Of similar purport. Then
there ensued a comparison of enato
rial notes showing that the young
Mary1ander had been fairly loaded
with distinguished names. from JUS
tin Morrill, Jones to Don Cameron
Jones
That Maryland infant received no
birthday present.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26
WILLIE BAREFOOT.

Iheres mud upon the carpet and there's
mud uPoa Ihe stairs,
Ans there's mud inside the porch and
kitchen. too
There are streaks Of muddy @an+n-4n.a
that Willie goes.
For he tracks mud in the house the
whole day through
he Keeps his mother busy cleaning mud
from every room,
And the hired girl kicks I'D an awful
Warm weathers here and bcyhood's laws
are trimming Ger with fun.
For little WiIie's going barefoot n9w.
II does 10 good to scold him.
Though fifty times you've told him
To stop and clean his feet. but yet,
sUCehow.
Re fses IN through the dco-.
Leaving footprints on The Eoo-.
Fer little EiTie's going barefoot now.
There are sIivers every evening that his
mother has 10 dnd.
And sfone-bruises thai she has 70 doc
tor. too:
There are toes that have coIIidea with
& rock which she must bind,
And with arnica and En--nsat make
new;
There are scratches by the dozen where
The thoTns and briars took hold.
When ne seooted through The pasture
<C- ne COW,
ana mere music n the cleaning
his mother pulls them OFT.
Fer little WHITES going barefoot now.
Fis mother says shell w<.p him;
TIE hired c+-l wont skip hin
There's bound 10 be an everlasting row,
Tbs mischief is 70 pay;
[-e-=-I be trcub7e. so hey say
Cause little WIIIe's going barefoot now.
He muses. ID the clean white sheets
UT1a lis little bed,
With h4s dusty, griny, undiscovered
<eet.
And everywhere he ch2ses, from the Gel
lar u the roof
his little muddy footprints you vii
He never stops 70 wipe his feet-the
saUc= little mink
Re SAYS his DADDY never learned him
how.
ID there's jzwinE IN the kitchen when
he mop Is brought IN play.
Fer E-t.e Whites going barefoot now.
Ills father SAYS he'll bless him:
The hired girl VIII dress him.
HIS mother says she never will allow
Such footprints on the floor
On, there's trouble sure in store,
For Willie. since he's going barefoot
now
e a B-rininstool. in Rochester Herald
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26

Experiments in France have shown
that chimney o is valuable. both az
a manure and as an insect;cide. It's
fertilizing properties are particularly
noted in gardens and meadows. NJ.
Dasserre, a winegrower il southern
France, that chimney SCOT kills
the phylloxera with the rapidity of q
stroke of lightning, and at the same
time endows the vines with extraor-
binary energy Of growth" Other ex-
p~eriInenters, however. have not found
it effective in the case Of phyIloxera,
although 1t kills many kinds Of farva
Youths COMPANION.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26
HERE are no nor beautiful vio1ets

THERE are no more beautiful violets
the word over than the viole1s of
Lakeview beyond the Highlands of
Birmingham. most busInng city Of
Alabama. Pale they are. and family
blue; there are none like them under
the sun. unless they be the pale bog
vioIets viola ralUstris) OF Ireland
Up the mountain sides that roll back
from lake and dummy line they
bloom.
Mistress Maloney descended from
the step of the car and in lus1y
brogue directed her son Pat about her
sIndry packages. These they carried
10 the peak-roofed shop OF the edge
o. the line. II looked under the
shadow OF the mountain for all the
world ike a toy Noah's ark.
Hey. Nora. we're back called
Mistress MaIoney TO the girl who
stood inside the store Goo You KEEP
store good for me. Well. Birming-
ham Is warming up. Them pavements
was warm, But this Is good. Just a
dhrop. Nora Molly Malorey was say
ing aPologetically; just to keep the
heat ont"
1T was Just to keep the cold u
last time"
Hey? Was 1t then? Well very
like
The GOODNESS from hill and lake, the
pleasant sense of homecoming COM
bined tn make Mistress Maloney feel
very well via. the world
Mora. now, this is like the old coun-
try! Close Your eyes never SO little
and yonder's KiIlarney-that there
Lakeland if ever there was a noun
tain like old Glenaa it's that one.
Just take an inch for a mile, you
know-ah, but the old country, it was
good!"
This is better declared Nora. as
she helped Pat with the packages.
Where your sweetheart is that's
the best country-hey, Moral"
We'll. we'll"
HAS there ever a body been here.
Nora?" asked Molly, her eyes out on
the waters that she chose to-day I
call like Killarney of the Ole land be
tween its mighty hills, GIenaa and
Toomies.
"Yes. And is here yet"
"You don't say!"
"a slip of a girl; say she is from
Killarney side"
"You don't say them"
Ssh Sh-' Shi She's here"
Above them oE the narrow stair
that led 10 Morals little ROOF in the
roof. the stranger stood; her eyes OF
pale Irish blue were wide and anxious,
her hair was like smooth jet.
'Come down. my girl" cried Mrs.
Maloner. shes been thramping,- she
whispered TO Nora
~Afoot from Chattanooga" whis-
pered Nora
What's your name, then, friend"
called Molly. heartily. "come sit here
on the doorstep, it's a bit Of air you
are wanting"
~ should be on again" murmured-
the girl
Its that you are LOOKING for some
one then, that's the tale. / know il
all. You've been going TO mines and
around to the coke-ovens, and about
the shops and furnaces. Your nan or
your sweetheart?"
Sweetheart or ever We were SO
high" holding Il hand a little above
the floor.
And you've been working and saw
ing to come across water?
ats mother and me. She gave me
ever a bit of half the passage"
~She wants You TO have him.?
"And find him"
"And your name?"
alta Mcguire"
~Not TIA McCloskey's grill"
"Yes.
-She married Emmett Mcguire. Ne
and her has been a-Katherining to-
geth"r many is the day.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26

Mrs. Dix-When my husband and ]
quarrel We never allow the children 10
witness il.
Mrs. Hix-Why, how in the world Go
you ara it2"
~We always send them out of doors
SO they can hear nothing"
"Oh: now / understand. I've often
wondered why your children were in
the street SO nuch-~-IIustrated Bits
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26
knew His RusIneks.

Look here exclaimed the irate n
toner as he entered the meat shop.
"that steak you sent me this morning
is no good-it's from the back of the
neck"
Vel, dot vas all right, ain'd if?- an
swered the butcher. All dot beef vat ]
sells a of der neck back. Dere vas
nottings but horns by de frond OF dot
neck alreatr.-Chicago Evening News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26

Friend suppose you have already
picked out z profession for your little
boy
Fond Manma-Yes; he's 70 b. either
q piano virtEoso OF a football player.
He has just the loveIiest head o. hair
Phil sGeIphia Press
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26

Mistress Malonev sat at the foot Of
the cot where the tired girl still bah
bled of old days.
Don't you want to lie down a bit,
Mistress Maloney?" asked Nora
Its as fresh as whitsunday ale
you're looking. Nora" cried Molly,
with a start; but it's not me ash de-
sert the poor creature. It's a doctor
she ought to be getting in the orn
ing. but I don't know how she'll be
getting one"
III get her one" said Nora
"Eh, Nora, it's the good heart that's
in you then"
Nora sat in the doorway to share
the watch
tia babbled of bright times and gay
days-and always il was the same
name over and over.
As the first glimmer Of gray dawn
crept over the earth, a great quietness
came to the sick girl.
A wind began TO shake the trees on
the mountain side. A faint 1uster of
rose exhaled from the east. Its light
fell across the face of the sleeping
girl. She opened wide her blue eyes.
she rose on the couch. she locked
eagerly cut Of the open door
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26
wearing of Mems Attire by women.

II France women are allowed 10
wear mems attire, but they must pay
for the privilege The amount of the
tax which a woman pays for wearing
masculine garb is ten dollars a year:
but her willingness TO pay the tax does
not insure her the right TO wear these
garments. As a matter Of fact the
right Is conferred by the government
as a tribute Of great merit--N- Y Sun,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1900-07-26

Mrs. Hiram Ofen-Bridget- did yoI
string the beans, as I told you?
New Servant-No. ma'am, I didn't.
An let me tell We, ma'am. We can't
string ne. Ye kin ate thin loose III
not a. aH-PhfladeIphia Press.