The Republican journal., 1900-06-21


When you need medicine you should get
the best that money can buy, and experience
proves that to be Hoods Sarsaparilla.
George-s!I wonder why Ethel calls me
her chrysanthemum Binks-"She may
have discovered the fact that you haven't a
cent" Harlem Life.
No one would ever be bothered with con-
stipatOn if everyone knew how naturally
and quickly Burdock Blood Bitters regulates
the stomach and bowels.
Henpecks'' Why, she's twice as old as he
is "Oh, we'll, he'll age fast enough after
the wedding" Brooklyn Life.
DIR. f. Detchon's Anti Diuretic
/ May be worth to you more than 800 if you
have child who soils bedding from incon-
tenence of water during sleep. Cures old
once. 81. Sold by A. A. Howes 4 Co.,
Druggists, Belfast, Me 1yr19.
Fair Widow" Yes, I've made up my
mind that when | die shall be cremated, as
my husband was" Gallant Captain-'Dear
lady, please don't talk about such dreadful
things. Consider how much better it would
be, in your case, tO-er-crOsS out the c..
Punch
It's mistake to imagine that itching piles
can't be cured; a mistake to suffer day
longer than you can help. DOan'S Ointment
brings instant relief and permanent cure.
At any drug store. 80 cents.
Unstrong: "Dd he prove to be strong
candidate ," ''No, the second assessment
broke him. Detroit Journal.
A blessing alike to young and old; DR..
Fowlers Extract of Wild Strawberry: ma
lures specific for dysentery, diar1hua and
summer complaint.
Willie: Tommy went and hit me an aw-
full crack with an apple Papa. son pur-
pose?' Willie. ''No, on the nose Tit
Bits
A Slight Attack of cramps may bring
on Diarrhra, which is, in many cases. fol
lowed by inflammation of the stomach and
other dangerous complaints All such dis
orders are dangerous and should in their in
fancy be treated with the best known ren-
edy. The merits of PAIN-kILLER are known
and it is recognized us the standard specific
for cramps, darrEpa, etc. Avoid substi-
tutes, there is but one Pain-killer, Perry
Davis Price 25c. and SOC.
The Appropriate Thing-''You have pugi-
lists IN your frozen country 49, said the in
credulous sport Of the temperate zone
ing? Train OIL solemnly replied the
educated Esquimau. Chicago Tribune.
The Kelley Cure will run as long as there
are drunkards to reclaim. This important
formula is known to the members of the
parent Company but to none others. Write
to Portland Kelley Cure for information
about the treatment. 1y37
Beneath the sea. Quinn. ''Now the ques-
ton is, who did sink the Spanish fleet -
De Fonte. 81 hope you are not going to
bring that up again. Quinn. ''Oh, no, that
is down to stay" Chicago News.
What Shall We Have for Dessert?
This question arises in the family every
day Let us answer it to-day Try ,Jell-O,
a delicious and healthful dessert. Prepared
in two minutes. No boiling. no baking.
add boiling water and set to cool. Flavors:
Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Straw
berry. AT your grocers, 10 cts. 1y10
limiting. Mrs. Phoxy 81 was helping
Mrs. De Style to put her winter things away
to-day. Oh, my. She has the loveliest seal
You mean by ,johnets' ~ Mrs. Phoxy: "of
course, how silly of me but then, dear, | m
not familiar enough with one myself to call
it IL Jacket Philadelphia Press.
Itch on human cured in 80 minutes by
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. This never
fails. Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., Drug
gists, Belfast, Me. lyric.
Not Customary-S continued the CON
versatiOn. " No, sir, wouldn't marry the
best man on earth" ''Of course you know"
he urged, ''that it is not the custom for the
bride to marry the best man." Harpers
Bazaar.
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY.
"MyStic Cure" for rheumatism and Neu
ralgla radically cures in to days. Its ac
ton upon the system is remarkable and
mysterious. 1t removes at once the cause
and the disease Immediately disappears. The
first dose greatly benefits. 70 cents. Sold
by A. A. Howes 4 Co., Druggists, Belfast.
7. F. Anthony, Ex-Postmaster of Promise
City, Iowa, says: Il bought one bottle of
Mystic Cure for Rheumatism, and two
doses of it did me more good than any other
medicine | ever took" Sold by A. A. Uowes
Il Co., Druggists, Belfast. 1
Poverty. Here a frail woman in latter
ed shawl entered and laid penny on the
counter. "Give me two and a half pounds
OF Sunday new spaper,' she said in Ia hollow
voice. After she had gone out the proprie-
tor of the place told us that she would make
such meagre supply of this staple neces-
sity suffice for a family of fourteen persons.
[ Detroit Journal.
For Over Fifty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions of
mothers for their children while teething,
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind
collie, and is the best remedy for Diarrhua.
Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by druggists
in every part of the world. twenty-five
cents bottle. Its value is ncalculable Be
sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup, and take no other kind.
Neither Gets Them. ''You seem to have
a great taste for poetry remarked the copy
hook observing the Office goat shifting around
the editors waste basket. eyes, replied
the goat, "but l like my poems well done,
and seldom find that sort here ''Huhv'
exclaimed the copy-hook, 'the well done
poems that come to me are very rare
[ Philadelphia Press.
RELIEF IN SIX HOURS.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Disease
relieved in six hours by ''NEw GREAT
SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is a
great surprise on account of it's exceeding
promptness in relieving pain in blad-
der, kidneys and back, in male or female
Relieves retention of water almost imme-
diately. If you want quick relief and cure
this is the remedy. Sold by A. A. Howes &
Co., Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1y19