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Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

N LEANLINESS is GODLINESS-
~ Your head shampoocd clcanses scalp
increases growth. beauty. Prices for ten
days: Manicuring, 25c.; shampoo, 20c
Hair dress free. LA MODE PARLORS,
3i2 Main street, over Levy's mill -3ts
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

THOR RENT.-TWO ROOMS WELL
~ Furnished: also emo small room, with
board, in private ramily; terms reasona-
BILE. Apply to No. 900 York street.
mh11-3ts
ID ROMINENT MAIN ST. STORE FOR
j. rent Apply to Il. Il. ROGERS,
Agent. Columbia Building. mh7-tr
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13
FOR RENT.

n floor front. consisting of three hand
some connecting. rooms; use bath. hot,
cold water, halls porchcs; especially
ndapteu light housekeeping; west Butte;
limo city railway. Address B. L. M,
yVirsinian- Pilot. mhl1-3t-
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

NNR. T11OS. Il. LINTON DESIRES TO
wi notify the public that he has opened
n fdrst-Class Restaurant and Lunch-room
ut Go Commercial Place mhl3-1w-
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

r AIDES NEEDING TREATMENT
~ for irregularities. I.eucorrhoea or
any other Ovarian Troubles consult DIR
JACKSON, 112 w. Mulberry street, Bal
timore. Md. Private san1tarium; trained
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13
FOUND.

SE OUND-IN HAMPTON ROADS, A
a. canoe, about twenty-seven feet
long. Owner can have same by paying
expenses. s. r. OSBORNE, Crittendens.
Eansemond county. Va. mhS-2w'
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13
Southern States
Telephone Company
"New Phone"

1t Is the independent" company that
maintains the Low RATES for first
GLASS Telephone service. We are the pio
ncers of CHEAP RATES. We are con-
dnually improving our system in order
TO Keep 1T up to high standard We
spare no expense to give our patrons
lirSt-ciass service Our toll lines connect
with every important point in the sur
rounding country.
we appreciate the liberal patronage We
have and solicit your orders for new sta
lions.
Phone for our solicitor and learn OUR
RATES and out-of-town connections
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13
SPECIAL NOTICES.

;ls EMOvAL NOTICE-I HAVE RE
ia moved my law office from room 3l2
10 room 20l. third floor, Citizens Bank
Building Practice in. all the Courts. Fed
eral practice Il Speciality. TDUGiH Colt
DON KILLER. mh13-lm
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

w ANTED. - SALESLADY FOR
w cloak room. None but those h:lv-
ing experience In handling cloaks and
suits need apply. Address EOS NIin
street. mh11-St
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

IN RIJSSNIAK1NG DONE BY MRS. NJ.
IL b. HODGES: for past year head filter
for Watt Rettew * Clay; now In bust
ness for herself Pariors % CRANKY
street; perfect III guaranteed mhll-3ts
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

& w ANTDD - PEOPLE TO KNOW
w that we are selling New Smithheld
Hams. oil sizes, ut 15c. per pound; Sides
and Bacon at 1oc. VIRGINIA GROCERY
CO., Market Place. mhs-tf
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

M ORFOIIK DYETNG. CLEANING
IN and Repairing Co-Ladies' Suits
cleaned; Gents Suits dyed, $2.oo; cleaned
pets q speciality. Al Main. New phone POI
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

w rant cook; good wages; must be
quick. Address &C OK, -care- this office
AZ Inh10-3te Nm -
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

syX1 ANTnD-A WHITE WOMAN AS
w Housekeeper; permanent position to
Z right party. Call at 400 e. Main street,
city. 1nhl3-3t'
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

wv ANTED.-A DRY GOODS SALES
w man OF experience and acquaint-
ance with the trade of this section. These
only with the best references need apply
Address 29S Main street. mhli-3t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

Nv ANTTSD. AN EXPERIENCED
wv hair dresser, manicuriSt and chirop-
odist; one with q knowledge of massage
treatment preferred: must furnish refer
ences. THE LA MODE PATlLORS, 342
Main street. over I1evy Bros. mh11-3t'
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

Mr.. Mcintosh declared he would make
the discrepancy strong point in dis
crediting the two witnesses, and 1t is
understood would object further to Sny-
-der's presence. From where the jury
stood the difference in the two state
ments appeared a very small one to
some of those present-so they said.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

VNT ANTED--FIRST-C GLASS HOARD IN
w good locality: must have private
room. Address x. Y. H., care Virginian-
Pilot mh1l-3t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

wv TEATH ERS = WUS
w buy and pay CASH for old
feathers. BEDS cook stoves. refrlgcrators
and secondhand household goods of any
description We VIII be here for short
while only. II you have any to sell and
want cash, address as early as possible,
FDATIERS this office.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

IN OR ROCK BOTTOM PRICES ON
- choice building lots and business To-
cations In Port Norfolk and Pinner's
Point call TO see the widc-awake real es-
tate man, w. a. POLLARD, office Caro-
line avenue, Primers Point, VA mhlO-tf
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

M, ANTDD-BOARD AND LODGING
wv for IA or 16 young men In private
boarding house. for term of three weeks
or longer. Address stating terms and
particulars. p. o. BOX ZIG. Norfolk, Va.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

3EHyl TED-COMPGTENT CLOTHING
wv Salesman: state references. Address
.CLOTllTIDR. Virginian-Pilot office. it,
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-03-13

MONEY TO LOAN IN ANY
AGO4S r. amounts: no delay; cas-
lest terms. LEO. JUDSON, Academy of
B Music building mh9-1ms
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-01-18
VIII.
Badanie dObrze sic pOwiOdfO.

w godzine potem, W ciemna noe, dwaj
mszczyzni i iedno dziecko z~atrzymali sic
pred numerem 81 ma uliczce Picpus. Maj.
starszy z mich podni6sf Mot i uderzyi bra.
me. Byli to: Fauchelevent, Jan Vatican i
Cozetta.
Obydwaj poszli pc Cozetts DO owocarki
Ia ulicy Chemin Vert, gdzie Fauchelevent
z~aprowadzil ia byf dnia po~przedniego. -
Przez Gala te dobe Cozetta mic ME rozumiala
i drzala z cicha. Tax drzala, &c nawet ME
plakaia. Me iadla tea ami spala. Zacna o.
wocarka zadaia jej tysisce pyta6, ma kt6re
dziecie odpowiada{o spojrzeniem ponurem i
ISL tenn samem. Cozetta ME dala poznac
mic z tego, CO widziafa i ~sfyszala cd dw6ch
dni. O~dgadywaia, &c byla to chwila przesile-
MIA. Czuia dobrze, &c trzeba byfo ,,byc
grzeczna". Kt6z ME zna naiwyAszej potsgi
tych trzech slow, powiedzianych z pewnym
naciskiem ma ucho przestraszonej istotki:
ME NOW mic! Strach jest niemy. Zreszts,
Mkt tax dobrze iak dsiecis ME zachowuje
t~ajemnicy.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-01-18

- Ojcze Madeleine! - rzekl Fauchele.
vent, idac i przypatrujac sic domom.- Ma.
Gle lepsze odemnie oczy. Pokazcie mnie nu.
mer 81.
A OF on wlasnie rzekl Jan Val.
= Niema nikogo ma ulicy rzekf Eau.
chelevent.- Dajcie mi motyks j zaczekajcie
pare minut.
mer 81 i wiedsiony instynktem, kt6ry pro.
sauna gore; ciemnosci zapukal do drzwi
jednej z izdebek poddasza.
Clos odpowiedzial:
- Wejdzcie!
Byf to gfos Gribiera.
Fauchelevent pchnal drzwi. Jak wszyst-
kie te ubogie ~mieszkania, ciupa grabarza by.
IA bez mebG, zawalona gratami. Paka drew.
mana, moze trumna, zastepowala miejsce ko.
mody; garnek cd masla sluzyf "a wiadro do
woody; siennik z~astepowal miejsce l6zka;
podloga ~zastepowafa miejsce krzesel i stofu.
w kacie, ma lachmanie, kt6ry byl stara
resztka dywanu, siedziala chuda kobieta i
mnostwo daieci kolo niej; tworzylo to jedna
kups. Wszystko to nosilo ma sobie Shady
jakiegos wstrzasnienia. Moznaby powiedsieG,
&c przeszlo tamtedy trzesienie ziemi. Okry.
ella lezafy tn i owdzie, lachmany byly poroz.
r~zucane, dzbanek rozbity, matka pfakafa,
dzieci prawdopodobnie byfy bite - i wszs.
die byfo widac Shady zawzietego i gniewne,
60 szukania. Widocznie bylo, Be grabarz
szukaf zajadle swej karty i zwalal wine jej
zguby ma wszystko, zaczynajac cd dzbanka a
ko1czac ma kobiecie. Mai mine zrozpaczo.
ma. Lecz Fauchelevent zanadto spieszyf do
zako1czenia tel przygody, aaeby mial Eau.
wazac smutna strone swego powodzenia.
Wszedf i powiedzial:
= Odnosze wan rydel i motyke.
Gribier patrzaf ma niego zdumiony.
To wy, chlopie9
- A jutro zrana u odzwiernego cmen.
TARA znajdziecie swoja karte.
poiozyl rydel i motyke ms podloge.
- Go to IA znaczyc2 zapytaf Gri.
bier.
- To znaczy, &c karta wypadfa wan z
kieszeni, &c znalaziem ja ma ziemi pc waszem
odejsciu, ze pogrzebafem umarls, ze napefni-
lem dol, &c zrobifem to, CO mieliscie zrobic,
ze odzwierny odda wasza karte i Re ME
zaplacicie pietnastu frank6w. Oto, CO, rekru.
Gle.
- Dziskujs, wiesniaku!-zawolal Girl
bier rozpromieniony.-- Ma przyszly rag ia
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-01-18
ZGODA.

nal sic, o lie mona cofnac sic W dole. Jan
Vatican mia1 oczy otwarte i patrzaf ma ME.
go. Fauchelevent zmienii sic jakgdyby wpo-
sag, blady, pomisssany, przygnieciony mad,
miarem tylu wzrusze1, ME wiedzacy czy ma
do czynienia z zywym cry umarfym, patrzal
ma Jana Vatican, kt6ry r6wniez patrzai ma
niego.
Usypialem-rzek} Jan Vatican. Iu.
Fauchelevent padf ma kolana.
Mako Boska! A toscie mic nastra.
szyi!- Potem podni6sl sic i zawolaf: -
Dziekuje, ojcze Madeleine!
Jan Vatican tylko zemdlal. Swieze pc.
wietrze 90 ~ocucilo.
Radosc Jest odpfywem strachu. Fauche.
levent z niemniejsza ~trudnoscia jak Jan Val
jean przychodzif do siebie.
Me umarliscie vice! Och! Jakzescie
wy rozumni! TAX was wofalem, zescie wr6
Gill. Kiedy zobaczylem, &c macie oczy zamk.
niete, ~powiedziafem sobie:- dobrze! Ot6z i
udusil sic. By}bym zwarjowal, zwarjowaf
ma prawde, do szale6stwa. Byliby mic "a.
WE'LL do Bicetre. l coz byfbym robil, gdy-
byscie umarli2 A wasza mafal Owocarka,
ia to dopiero z tego wszystkiego nicby ME
zrozumiala! Rsucaja jej dziecie ma kark, a
dziadek umari! Go "a historic! Swieci pan.
soy, CO "a historic! Ach! Zyjecie, to najlep
sze z tego wszystkiego.
- Zimno mi rzekl Jan Vatican.
Sfowa tie przywolaly ostatecznie Eau.
che!eventa do rzeczywistosci, kt6ra byla ma.
glaca. Dusza obu tych ludzi nawet w6wczas,
kiedy przyszli do siebie, byla pomisszana i
byfo W mich cos dziwnego, CO pochodzi}o z
ponurosci samego miejsca.
- Chodzmy ztsd predko rzekf Eau.
chelevent:- To m6wisc, wydobyl z kieszeni
flasze, kt6ra wziaf z SODA. Ale naiprz6d
trzeba sic maple pc kropelce.
Flaszka doko1czyla tego, CO swieae 20.
wietrze rozpoczs}o. Jan Vatican napil sic
w6dki zupelnie odzyskaf przytomnosc. Wy.
szedl z trumny i dopom6gf Faucheleventowi
zabic ma nowo JET wieko. w try minuty
potem obaj wyszli z do}u.
Zreszta Fauchelevent byl spokojny. Me
spieszyl sic: Cmentarz byl zamknisty. Me
mona byfo obawiac sic powrotu grabarza
Gribier. ,,Ten rekrut" byl u siebie zajety
poszukiwaniem swojej karty, ktorej natural.
ME ME m6gf znalezG W m~ieszkaniu, ponie.
waz ona byfa W kieszeni Faucheleventa. Bee
karty zas ME m6gf wr6ciG ma cmentarz. Eau
chelevent wziai rydel a Jan Vatican motyke
i obydwaj pogrzebali pusta trumne.
Kiedy dol zosta} napelniony, Fauchele.
vent rzek{ do Jana Vatican:
- Chodzmy. ia wezme rydel, wy wei
Gle motyke.
Noe zapadafa.
Jan Vatican p~oruszal sic j chodzi} z
pewns trudnoscia. Z1rstwial W trumnie i
stat sic cokolwiek trupem. Bezw}adnosc
smierci chwycila 60 miedzy temi czterema
deskami. Musiai sic rozgrzac niejako cd
chfodu grobowego.
- Zdrstwieliscie rzekl Fauchelevent.
Szkoda, Gem koszlawy, bylibysmy sic roz.
grail tupajac.
Ba!--rzekf Jan Vatican odszedl-
sly kilka krok6w, odzyskam wladze W no.
ooob
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1900-01-18

w takim razie pietnascie frankow
kary.
- Pistnascie frank6w.
- Ale macie ~jeszcze cas- Gdzie
m~ieszkacie2
- o diva kroki Cd rogatki. o kwa.
drains drogi ztad. Utica Vanguard, Mr.. 81.
= Macie czas, wziawszy nogi Ia pas i
wyszedlszy zaraz.
Macie slusznosc.
Jak tylko wyjdziecie "a brams, ga.
lopem biegnijcie do siebie, wezcie karte, wra,
cajcie i odzwierny wan otworzy. Majac kar.
te mic ME zaplacicie. Potem ~pochowacie swe.
60 umarlego. A ia tymczasem popilnuje 60,
azeby ME uciekl.
- Zawdzieczam wan cycle, wiesniaku.
Wynoscie sie!-rzekl Fauchelevent.
Grabarz. przejsty wd~ziecznoscis, pc.
trzssi mu rske i pusci1 sic biegiem. Kiedy
grabarz zniknsl W gaszczu, Fauchelevent
sluchal, zanim kroki ME ucichfy zupelnie,
potem nachylil sic do grobu i rzeki p6igfo.
sem:
- Ojcze Madeleine!
Mkt ME odpowiedzial. Fauchelevent
zadrzal. Stoczyl sic raczej do dotu, niz zszedi;
zblizywszy usta do trumny, zawolal:
Siyszycie2
Milczenie W trumnie. Fauchelevent tax
drzaf, &c ME oddychal prawie; chwycil dluto
j mlotek i wysadzif deske w~ierzchnia. Twarz
Jana Vatican ukazala sic W zmroku blada, z
oczami zamknistemi. Wlosy Faucheleventa
~naje1yfy sic; wyprostowal sic, oparf sic pie.
cami o scians dofu, jakgdyby mial zaraz u.
pasc ma trumne. Patrzat ma Jana Vatican.
Ten lezaf blady i nieruchomy. Fauche-
levent wyszeptal niedoslyszanym glosem:
l wyprostowawszy sic, skrzyzowaf rece
tax gwaltownie, &c scisnistemi piesciami u
derzyl sic W ramona i zawolal:
- Oto, jak ia 60 ratuje, ia!
l biedny czlowiek zaczaf lkac. Mowif
do siebie, DO myla sic ci, CO u%trzymuja, ze
monolog ME jest W nature czfowieka. Slime
wzruszenie czesto m6wi glosno.
- To wilma OLGA Mestienne. Czego on
umarl ten gfupiec9l Potrzeba mu bylo zdech
mac wlasnie W chwili, kiedy sic tego niespo
dziewano! To on zabil pana Madeleine. Oh
cze Madeleine! Ley W trumnie. Sko1czyfo
sie-. Bo tez czy jest sens W tenn wszystkiem2
Ach, moi Boze! Umarl! No, a jego mala.
COZ ia z MIA zrobies Go powie ma to owocar
ka9 Zeby czlowiek tax umarl.. moi Boae,
czy to podobna! kiedy pomysls sobie, ze
wlazf pod moi wozek! Ojcze Madeleine! Oh.
cze Madeleine! Udusil Sic. m6wiiem, ae tax
bedzie. Me chciai mi wierzyc. Ot6z i zrobila
sic piskna sztuka. Umarf, ten poczciwy czfo
wick, nsjlepszy, najpoczciwszy z pomiedzy
ludzi! A jego mafal A najprz6d, &c tam ME
wroce. Zostaje tutaj. Zrobic cos podobnego!
Trzebaz takich dwoch starych, a obaj warja
CT. A najprzod, jakim sposobem dostai sic
do klasztOrul To iuA byl poczatek. Me ma
lezy robic takich rzeczy. Ojcze Madeleine!
Ojcze Madeleine! Madeleinel Panic Madelei.
mel Panic merze! Me slyszy mule. Rob te.
raz, co cheese!
Iwyrywal sobie wlosy.
w tel chwili pomisdsy drzewami ode.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20
CHOATE AND THE BABY.
The American Ambassadors Nail
Head Wit In an Address i'm
England.

Lately. at the opening of free library at
Acton, England, Hon. Joseph H. Choate,
the American ambassador to Great Britain
delivered an address, and caused much
laughter by his mpromptu references to a
baby who persisted in distracting the at
tention of the audience by making its voice
heard at the most inconvenient moments.
says the San Francisco Argonaut. The first
Interruption occurred early in the speech.
Mr. Choate was saying: "There is a spe-
ciai provision for children in your library,
and think when men come to make a
choice of residence in Acton they will
not forget that fact" Here the baby
screamed in such a manner as to drown the
words of the speaker. There was some dis
turbance, but Mr.. Choate said: Don't be
disturbed by the baby. Nobody knows bet
ter than my Lord Bishop that out Of the
mouths Of babes and sucklings cometh wis
DOM" Things went fairly well after this,
the baby appearing to be fattered by the
reference, until Mr.. Choate was saying:
There is book with which all of you"
Here the baby walled loudly. Except, pos
.ibly, the baby-are familiar" the ambassa-
dor went on; at is Ecclesiastes, and it says
that of the making of books there is no end"
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20
CREDIT SHE DIDN'T SEEK.
Position of an Absent.
Minded Woman Who Had Made
q Mistake.

A lady who keeps q summer boarding.
house at the seashore near Boston went
down the other day to look the house over
and find out what must be renewed. She
found numerous umbrellas left by former
boarders, says the Boston Transcript, and
tying them together, she took the bundle
to Boston to have them repaired. She
stopped in at Hovey's and laid the bundle
on the floor at her feet at the counter.
When she had made her purchase, she for
got her umbrellas, and absent-mindedy
picked up an umbrella lying on the coun-
ter, thinking it was hers, or not thinking
at all, and started off.
Then the owner of the umbrella, wom-
an standing next her, seized her and said
very sharply: "You have taken my UNI.
brella!" Of course she apologized, feeling
much cut up about it, and went on forget.
ting in her fuster her own bundle of UNI.
brellas. The next day, on her way to Cam
bridge, she went to Hovey's and readily
recovered her lost package of umbrellas,
which had been kept for her. On the car
for Cambridge she noticed lady cycling her
very closely. Presently this lady leaned
forward and said to her, with elegant en-
phasis:
to-day"
1t was the lady whose umbrella she had
taken the day before.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20
The Lost Thrill,

''Have you ever felt the thrill that comes
from having a sweet girl look up into your
eyes and tell you that she loves your"
mo. My nearest approach to it was
when the loveliest maiden l ever knew put
her arms around my neck, and with her
sweet lips close to mine, said: George,
adore YOU"
"And you weren't thrilled by that?"
Nope, / was just about to be thrilled
when her. father, who happened, without
our. knowledge or consent, to be standing
back of me, got into action. l wouldn't
insult the feeling I had by calling it mere
thrill. Chicago Times Herald.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20
Gland of the Skyo

In Western North Carolina, between the
Blue Ridge on the east and the Alleghanes
on the west, in the healthful valley of the
French Broad, two thousand feet above the
sea, lies Asheville, beautiful, picturesque
and worldfamed as one of the most pleasant
resorts in America. 1t is a land Of bright
skies and Incompatible climate, whose
praises have been sung BY poets, and whose
height have furnished subject and inspira-
ton for the painters brush. This is truly
the Land of the. Sky" and there is perhaps
no more beautiful region on the continent to
attract pleasure tourists or health seekers.
Convenient schedules and very low rates to
Ashsville via Southern Railway.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20
Her TIN of No Avail.

A determined woman from the west Wis
tied Washington not long ago for the pur
pose of interviewing member of the cab
met on subject of interest to her. She
called, as it happened, just at the time when
the frauds in the Cuban postal department
were made public, and the majority of the
presidents advisers, absorbed in consider.
ing the matter, had given instructions that
they were not to be disturbed.
so you refuse to take my card to the Sec
retary?' asked the determined lady Of the
messenger.
ut would be against my orders, and
don't dare to" replied the messenger, Pc
litely.
The visitor turned away in high dudgeon,
but happy thought occurred to her and she
retraced her steps. Here my man." she
said, insinuatingly, "here is so cents. Now
will you take my card in?"
I'm paid bigger salary than that to keep
your card out, madam" responded the
darby, shaking his head.-N. Y. Tribune.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20

A New York barkeeper who was spend
ing his vacation in Maine found himself one
evening in hotel iE Portland While he
fingered terrible storm took place. The
windows of the room IN which be was sitting
were broken by hai1tones almost as big
as eggs" The proprietor of the hotel no.
ticed that the barkeeper turned aside to
drop a tear.
"Does the storm scare your" he ventured
to ask his guest.
r., ut isn't that" replied the barkeeper,
but can't bear to see so much cracked ice
wasted in prohibition state. IN. Y. Mail
and Express.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20
Too Anxious.

It was at wedding, and as the soon.to.be
welded couple walked down the aisle Of the
little church embarrassment was plainly
written on the face of both; but when, in re-
Spouse to. the question by the minister if
should not lawfully be joined together, there
came boldly forth from each the answer II
do" the evident embarrassment on their
part was changed to one of real on the part
OF the clergyman.-Harper Monthly.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20
Best for the BoveIs.

No matter what ails you, headache to a
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature.
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back.
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has G. 9. G.
stamped ON it. Beware of limitations,
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20

Japan has become alarmed over the emf.
grafton Of many of her residents to this coun.
try. 1t is stated that they are lured here by
Misrepresentation and then turned adrift.
This is like. the Misrepresentation which
del1de people into believing that any other
Bitters for stomach disorders. In the Bit.
tiers lies safety and surety. 1t is worth its
weight in gold in all cases of indigestion, con.
stipation, dyspepsia, malaria, fever and ague.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20
The
Pznkhan1
Record

70 q proud and peerless
record. II IL n record of
0Nrey Of constant o0n-
guest over obstinate Ms
Of w0nsens Ms that deal
out despaIsy suffering
that many women think
10 W0nsan,s natural hesI-
faDes dxsOrkers and dis
placements that drive out
h0po.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot Ease,
z powder for the feet. 1t makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Easy. Cures Corns, Itching,
Swollen, Hot, Callous, Smarting, Sore and
Stores sell it, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress. Allen 8. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20

When woman brings out only one glass.
calls it a loving cup, and asks all her guests
to drink out of it, there is always a sus-
picion among those not posted on social Gus
toms that she hasn't enough glasses to 70
around.-Atchison Globe.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20
The Grand Trunk Railway System

Will serve you well to the choicest resorts
of Canada, and the East
For fares, descriptive literature, and gen.
eral information apply to j. H. Burgs, City
Passenger and Ticket Agent, 249 Clark St.,
corner Jackson Boulevard, Chicago.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20
CenauA PIeananfrx.

Census TakerYou live here, do you!
Well, what relation are you to the head
of the house?
Citizen--See here, now, don't get too
funny, or III go and call her in.-Indianapo-
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20

"Well," said the street car conductor. a
he rang up another fare, "I'm not much O
a politician, but I'm generally for tn,
ticket. indianapolis News.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20
Halls Catarrh Cure
Il Constitutional Cure. Price, 75c.
ResentinR an In.uIf.

Mars, searching among the stars for one
who would love him for himself alone. had
assumed modest disguise. Thus be wooed
Venus, and told her Of his love.
Are You serious" she asked, cautiously.
Madam" he cried, you insult me-"
For Sirius, as every one knows, is the
Dog star.-Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20

One of the funniest things at an amateur
concert is the sad faced girl in clinging
black dress who walls a comic song-Atch-
ison Globe.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20

II you want chill remedy, buy one thai
is reliable. Tasteless Tonics are not mad,
right; the dose is uncertain. Try Yucatar
Chill Tonic (improved). Price, So cents.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20

!. The greatest match maker in the world
loses all desire to make match when she
discovers that her kitchen girl has a fol.
Globe.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1900-07-20

Indigestion is bad companion. Get rid
Of it by chewing bar of Adams Pepsin
Tutti Fruit after each meal