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Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
boboers D0rf.
Reiultat al llnbericgelirr al ben
ienere Sios 9antrpurrier.

Des Ulpinss, Soma. 22be Ott. -
8anters Wutual Gaiualtp SO. Der
9gsn bar unpsr'sst NarIoserne til
be mango gantrepsrisr | BE- iioite
Waanebsr. Reiultaist uf unoeriss
selisn afilerer Here eienoommsIise
&ienoseierniuser. De fleite Reperier
besdaes lite at ,rfarns 2pps, men al
dIminoelise Sramps. Banter / ima0
9per sr ufropieeIig SFere, os pensss
ndbsns lprGnges mso Ritroglpcerin.
llnoerIssslSer sr ubfert al pinters
touosteitipsr / nGpnts &cmpanis Sie-
neits, "a al BET CT Srampers Bari, re-
pjits psn, al mango al BEN. ION sr
ranideet, sr iuuost at bore / 9eii6.
BELLE al RitroeIpcsrin. Soboer er IN.
btrIsat i ct. paul, &dnlos Gitp og
mango minore 9ner / Melempsitsn
% n9iten uiraoigslig blso R~itro9lpcs'
rim iunoet poa oeres Yerionsr / BETH.
belize Spautitetsr. If nittsn Don't
f0Ioelier for 8antrsperisr, ION Bier
uopirist oeo SiGlp al 3or&pauist, par
iptten Soboer sler "gums." 8 lang
Sjb par BET en- 8dooe, bopr be hapbt
facet lit Sisnbfab iii Sruesn At bette
SprGn9itpf; men BET blep pphoeet, al
be fIeite AT Dem bar hsfirftigst per
GbitogO 0raiudlttdruI rs Der l9rts
bporleots Ne tunoe BRUCE BET meb no.
Q%tniuree Gitterbeo. Sibsn Bier 81
Srampsr % bar braset 6oroet at iint
Sunoitdber.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
Uorbef os Olien.
Ten norife @rpOer uoiororer after
Sanifen ged.CHen.

9i.nnem Gpiisn "SSnteuisensiep.
lerns," Tom uotpmmer | Gbriitiania,
bar 9rpberen &arl Rorbsd ienDt fsls
gsnbe u~bforbrins til lin banife ao!s
lssu, Bed fsn:
Sr. Bed Olisn!
Seq aster til Ssiten at bragg til
Qmsrita. Scr ieg refer beroDer, bill
jss for iibify- Gang ienDe Dem en- uoz
forbrins til at mspe mig i grpos,
lamp. 9bi bet Spsrsmaal mao ens
pelis ensons foa lin 2ssnins: 9psm
er i 9irtelisbeoen ben bebite grpber |
Stanbinapien, DE eIer ies.
@f 9eres Bog ON Oeres @meritas
farb fer ies. at De er inoisneret oper
be aieltrineitrsssr, Tom Imeriiae
nerns ital bdps sjort fig ifploiss !
li9epperfpr Dem.
@sn! Va 9s MI iaalebes hGpper
en- 9rlig 5remeanssmaabe for enz
bier Brpbetamp, Iaa lab os bploc
Yensene ubenfpr osnne 4Here. Gan
ps for Grempel mgoes paa neutral
@runp / Goeriss, bpor en- pripdt
Mat6 pisielis fan lape fig arransere
uben nossn 8anfteligbeo. Seierbsr'
rem bliper ben, Der pinber to at ire
Omsonse / graltzromsrf grpbnins.
Spis 0s after ftuloe bile unobrags
Dem for en- 8amp paa 9rlis Wis mso
dIitens Snat, iaa pil jeg lissfrem e.
Here, at 0e life tor mpbe mig. Ssr
lite, fprbi De er rnsftelis for at mite
en- YerrmmelIe, ipm 9e lite FOREIGNER.
grpoetampsn ian finbe Steo paa
ire Tigers BARREL. sGrbebisf
aarl Norbsd.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
6oar eoot paa Cuba.

: en- fcuIsbss Snoterstnins dn'
~soaenb<, buoD Mr fra omxriionlf
Sibe Ct foretaest I'll Jcrbtbring at
GorboIbtne poo Gubu anfsrtr Gupsr'
nsrsensroI atrndrp Noob bIanbt au'
bet, at ber | ale Ito, 'tsrre gptr M Ct
cpretttt aofpitoIsr. Der tr ri ioftprebe
meb alt usbptns,9t. Mfplsr for Gor'
rIbreIsfs e bltoeu oprettebe ortrdlt,
bpcr bet piRe fla paair1pet. Dens
SrnsfIer sr blepen %rtpartreoe, %
SunbbenstiIRonoen er | ale 5enfeens
esr bttpbeIiat bcpre eup tiolissre bar
Silfrlbet. Dcmitolene er blspsn OPP
muntrebe til at upfsre be BEN paas
bpiitnh pIistsr prompt % rttfafs
fent. os ReTuliaist er. at ftsre Jrnss
Her CT bIepeu faagootiom TONNE. lises
Tom Der fan fpores en- ~betpctIis Gors
anorins til BET sor, bpao Gorbrpbsl.
Ter ansaor. 3 iuOeoGrense aar sr
cper 5000 ofentliss Stoler blepen OPP
reitebe; $500 2Grere er t~nsassrebe.
% StoIerne bsieaes at 10000 8srn.
De 6orenebe @taters Trooper er !
2sbet at bette War life blepsn benpts
tst til SprethoIOsIie at Orben, oa
bette life bar nropenoist. Gcr Sunbs
bebspofenet er Der fpretaget meset
oper bile Nen. Den FnancieIe Stas
tis er ubmrrfet. Stprelfen bar Snbs
taster mere enb tilitrattelis til at bss
tale ale ubgiftsr, % besuben er Der
~ WiIipn Dollars ursrt | Stats
hammered.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
fire, 1852 esire os s47 af arbsibsr.

ftrs, 1852 1Sire % 947 uf Mrbtiber.
pnrtier.
Deb UaIssle iaar bar Der 439.953
Skmmsbtrettisebe, at bDiIte Der bog
par 23,128, bpis Gtemmerst bar bist
fufpenbertt. Deb DaIgene afsaDes
iult 235.286 Gtemmsr 127.48l
Wenftre, 96.512 9stre os 1928 at
Mrbeiberpartier.
Oct itr lille ub til, at lltbeim bar
opfbrt fnrfilt be forFieIise 4rbeibers
organifotioner. og bette er bel ogida
ct DdnFelist arbeibe, De uDsisres
PAD 2anbet at Be forFiellige gpsbsrs
Observation-Disclosures" oe I 9perne al
be forftiellise T~ogforbunb os Socia'
liiferm. btr 10 oefaa | 8per iom ari'
itiania teller nosle 6unbrebt Sts.ns
mer. Wen M~rbeiberne optraabts ilet
life optfalt Tom ielpftanbtst parti,
ibtt per blep inbsaoet talrise @alss
aliauctr. paa mansfOlbiss Sttber.
farlis paa 2anbet, git Mrbeiberne os
Denitre fammen ON fales 0aleliite,
os bet belle bkp rimelispis ba betss-
net Tom @enftre.
8 aritiania nrimob git be organic
ferebe Sagfprbunb % Socialiterne
iommen, % bet belle betesnes ba itunos
nm Tom Soeialiiter.
Saalebes er bet let at tnbfe, at en-
0aleftutiftif tile ian ct noget fprrstt
gesrsb ON be nprfte Mrbeiberpartiers
ptrfelise Stbrfe.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
piier fig helois.
Yoitleperung paa Sanoet bar nit iig
belsig % er paaifjpnnet.

COTTAGE Grope, Winn., 22oe Stt.
- 6ri Ypitleperina paa 2anpet Der
bar pisisIie oift Jig at pare mssst bel
bis. gspiiet lspsrer fslsence Rapport
ON ale Qoiiassr, ipm er lsperst %
inoIamlet pda be tire Router, ION
eaar fra Bette Stso, / BET enc Nar,
Tom er bsnrunbet, iipen Spitemet blen
oprettet:
2puie go. 1 - Samtlist Mntdl
Srcpe. 9pftort, @pii.r, Batter etc.
~leperet, $1,000; {amlst @ntal inoiams
let, 4,33S. Route Ho. = Samtlist
@ntal Srsoc. patier, apiier etc. lepe'
ret, 56,7s1; Mntal inoiamlet, 5,7s7,
Route 30. 3 - Somtliet Mntal al
ale guiIaser leperet, $4,000; antal
ineiaml,t, 9,60s. Siliammen lepsre'
% inbIamltt, 14S,574 9oitiuser.
De ire Router fra bette Steo be-
batter ct Greal af 66 8pabratmil oc
oiper pper 1900 perioner oaslie
ppIttisneft. 1iensiten bar pcrst
burtis, % lsarmerne' % dne anor'
p~aaRirnner i bei Grab bsns @9rbi
farlis Re. iom Dor ! mere fierns Di'
trittsr, bpor for SpItsmtts Sprst'
telfs be lille iunbe faa Ycit mere eni
en- Sang ON llwn. Scm RsInltat a
ben fore 5ilfrtbsbep blep to mn
Rput,r opr.ttet ipaar | Gcuntieti
nprSIige 0st. Oh n,sb to Router til
ipm nal rpreites ihcft, blir bet zen
Rcrttr ;oL f-re.ts gountb. Gnsnu G.
moufc er paetrntt Ct. PAUL @ort.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
partiitiuineen / Noree.
Sim libt pper 6alooeltn eioroe iaar
Yrug al lin Stemmeret.

Sfclse 8alsitatiitit, u~barbeibet at
Sr. ltbeimi. bar tuu liot oper Salos
celsn al 9anoets iamtlise Stemmss
bt~rettissbe iaur siurt 8rug al I'm
Stemmersi. Saakbes mGrteoe man
lite iaa msset til. at De Stemmeberst'
tiesces Intal pso ben almInesl:se
.Stsmmsrsis Snefprelie bar blet ssst
til nrivn bet oobbelte.
5 belle Rorse par Der pee galset !
1897 23S,115 meb 8etinselie for
Stemmsrst, at bpilt. bog tun 1885,
$50 par inbfsrt i M~unbtanet. VT
pisIe afsapes peb 0oiset 1917
sobijenbte Stemmer - S7,54S Ben.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
Orobte I'm Son.
Jar % Ssn msbes abepibft lem 81.
sneer ! en- Ramp paa Csn xnjpu.

Winona. Winn.. 22be Dtt. - Gn
icIiom 3iitorie e. nplis brast for so.
gen ON en- JoreneDe Staters Dnnsr,
lom ben ienfrt Del af Ssrtiaartne
frieoe til Os Danbt Wiis GDonseIine
Sssan at MDinOnu iom i'm 1ruD. Of
ficsren er Charles ". Rodsfslsr. ION
Sorgertrisen tiente ! 179be Wep
gort acknowledgement.
Oct bar, efternt ban 1886 par uos
nlpnftret meb Gre, at ban reiite til
Winona til fin 8rub. Otter 8rpnupet
troaote ban after inb ! Irmeen iom
Setcnblpitnont I nienbe Snfanter,.
Oct bar ba, at ben Omianbisbsbers
mes Riabe b.spnbte, fom lebebe til. at
ban brabte fin esen Ssn | @las uben
at pioe for fsnere, bpem ban bar. gn
Ssn blep fsbt / 9Gsteffabet. og | 1870
blep 2pitnanten ienbt til 9ienefte /
9cngtons. bpor ban boeoe | Snternas
tional Sotel. 5 1872 bappt ban fOr-
berebt fig til at ieile tilbase til Gan
Sraneisco. os to Dase for Ssilinsens
Dag, ~foripanbt ben dinefife 8arnes
pise os bans Spn. ollie Gorfss paa
at finbe Barnet bar forgirbes. os 2pit.
nantsn Os bans 9uitru bIep nsbt til
at penoe tilbase til be Gorenebe Stas
ter uben bam. &ort efter @ntpmiten
til Gan Graneiseo psbe Mrs. AOdes
Teller, os ben iOrsbetpnseoe Wano
iluttebe fig after til tit Resiment.
5 nienDe Resiment tiente ban | Sns
bianertrise os pau guba, Os Gaarsn
1899 git ban til pbiIipptnerns meD 1T
Resiment. 9an bar ba aaptein.
aort efter lin @ntomit bib bleD ban
uon9pnt til Maior os oberfprt til
iiette acknowledgement. J Spibisn
for 3 aOmpanier siennemitreifebe ban
2anbet runpt San 8eipr. @eb en-
Inlebnins fanbt ban Taper Mobitanb
at en- @fbelins Sniursenttroppsr. oil.
fsrt at en- batter, fi9t uns Mano, fom
~iiampepe tappert. Gan ansreb be
amsritanife 2inier meo en- Sang. Mas
ior Rodefeller fisb bam neb, os Sls
i%ursenterne flpsteoe.
unoerfpselie al 2iget piite, at ben
bpoe bar puul Stanbope fra gong
tong.
Senere blep en- Del tibligere giorte
5orefpsriler beiparet mebsR3fanbttr
SoreipsriIer | 9onstons beiparet meo,
at / 1879 bar en- Gut blepet anbrast
/ ct Seiuitcoaese Der at en- 4insiiit
apinDe. iOm iasoe, at Sutten par nj
Iar gammel og beb panl gen. GEN
par Hapnet paa ben garnepise. iom
bdppe pastel RodefeIers lille Barn.
8 1881 blep @utten abopteret al en-
ensslt &jsbmano / 9Onstong pso
Iapn Stanbcpe, iOm CAB BAN 1T
Rapn os CAB bam en- COB SporaselIe.
Gutten pifte fig til6sielis til @pentpr,
os for to aar iiben iluttebe ban Jig til
M9uinaloos Nrme.
% Maiur Rodefeler fiji bisTe linz
perretninger, bioite ban, at bet bar
bans Ssn, ban bapbe brebt. linbers
retninsen rpifepe BAN Zig, at ban lille
bar parst ben famine Mano iiben.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26

Deb en- Rebiiion at bet rusftfe
MaaI Os 9est Spitem er bet metrinc
Spitem enbfsrt peb Siben at bet russ
fife. !Seniieten er, at man srabpis
os uben noset 8rub ftal saa belt Oper
til bet metriffe Spftem. Gr bet lite
ligsiom libt Stam, at ct 2anb fom
Ruslanb ftal eaa foran be 5oreneee
Stater | en- iaa sapnlis os tibsmasTg
Refprm fpm benR2
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
Serorabs SpIfemanabs,

iberegnet Wsit DEBORAH. tr ifclss
fbifs 5OI.etaIlins 377s. Gtb Sutb'r
Gpn.se er 1872 Stubenter, iom efisr
Qppen burbs bape paret rcsnei mec.
men Deb en- RisfprftaaslIs blep BETTE
life siort. Ssrite Baro bar $40
Snbbpaeere, @nben 0dro sol. Srspte
Darb $50, 5isrbe Worb bar 1912 %
WeTt Oecprab $50.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
DecDrab Dg Dmegn.
Sen 25Se CitoSer 1900
nIsiiesbsnbeIie.

Saepb GuIbro | pIeafant EDpnibip
bapbe bet llbeIb fiofte Jrehde. at bans
6ete lob lsbff. meoens ban bar poa
R,sien bien- Gan bItp funpet hepioits
Iss of ~Stasf' saisreren nrr Seq.
uuiEers Sarm os taset rreb iii 2ocuii.
6an bar fisen Dortt ! en- tritif stI'
fdnb.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
asniert i sprins 6rops.

So.Fsslissoassu. sorspus ben
29ss Rppember. tpmm,r Sansiorsnin'
scn -suren- .lsr,noe fra DEBORAH III
Sgrins Srppe for at benrpiis gors
asrns az feiuapnt, gp m,o en- aon~
iert os onetn lipIis llnherboIonius !
ben fipr. JefipitetsiaI pm afisnsH.
Currents Song,r, bar ep.t Iie At ale
arGiter | ct halpt aar pan be Rums
mere, Tom Ifal fprsoraees for Spring
9rppes S,foltuing. On nnosliesris
Ruf.afisn sr laaltoss at psnts.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26

Som thu, hpis Tn pnifer at feire Sule.
Ssitinen ! bit tiare SIemlano, at fifre big
gIabs meb ". Morteuien Cos. fore SuIe'
Griuriipn iom MI er beifemt at afaaa fra
Chicago 9orsoas ben 29oe Nooember %
Rem Dort ben lite December. SAP Iris,
soot Selffab. bebaselig &eiie M. m. Sil'
itrip Sopebfontpret 1875 g aiu6ie Ctr,
ipr pibere Splpsninser. Obs
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
$1,000 ON r

Betales ugentllg Damer eller Herror, VI har nydt
godt AZ Landets almindelige velstaud og tranger en-
eller TO stadige Representatives I hver Stat forat ware
tage wore Intereser, fsre opsyn med Agenter og be-
serge Inkassationer. Deres Len sendes Dem hyer
Lsrdag af os, og Udgifter godtgjsres. bet er
sarlig rbeide hiemme med nu OK da en- Tur
blandt Agenterne. Inlet Indskud fordres. ogsaa
tire lsnnende stillinee 1 Relse- De partementet We'd
lse Referencer og frankeret Konvolut til PROvI-
DENCE %. $500 Caxton Bldg., hicago.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
Reiienbe.

Or. Ghriitiau @soeler. ION sr cniat
res &io Granoe. Sanens Soipiial |
Salina. golpran,. tom Ttrsoas paa Ell
fort Serietur I'll DEBORAH % iprtiatte
4siien nj gia Ganpe, hppr ban pil iii'
trinse en- usrs lib / Seiss hos I'm
srpser, gaftpr &. Seshuus. YaitOr
SStras's Suitru. ipm / fIere Naane'
Der bar cpholoi fs / Rorss hos Slust
% gsrrsr. sr csiaa neiOp i oisie Sage
tozrnei bitr.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
Smaapiuf.

- CLAUS goloens, Der ION meootlt
jorleoen tisbit GitnDommtu basenfpr
Rotional Sotel al 8nuo Sbompion.
bar forstas.t b.tppeligs Jorbeorinscr
peo idmme. Saalepes bar ban repos
rsrst ben saml. Stalobpnins % bpss
get IN np paa bet norbsftIise 9isrne
al Gienbpmmen. gan aster at be-
spnbs en- -S6eso Stabls" 6prretnins,
naar ali er fGrbigt. Deb Sioen al
ale be epries Improvements" piI Sr.
9oloene osiaa bpsss en- Bro oper S;9
Run Ill Wain Street.
= Spraabsmsoet Manodes nj
ten blep aontrntten for grolGsninscn
oi 1aibinston Street Spb til Srcsn
tiIitaast Sbos. Rilep fra Oelipein iii
ct aoit.nh, ai S1.35 pr. apopratparc.
apntratteren ital lspers alt Materiale.
Carlton Bros. Hal lGgse Raneitcnene
(-Gurbine") for SO Gents pr. Sob.
Qrbeibei. Der itul p~aabsepnoes itror,
maa bare faroist til 15ps Rppember.
- gpraabst bsororsos pau III DisOe
Wanhass often Gemsntiortause nsos
last paa 9oroiiben al Bater Street
fra Winnsibeit oouie til Stiles 9os
Vel. 2igslsbss blep Der gtpst Srore III
at brinse ole 6ortduss pda n9pnie
@obe i Ssipe mob Den iuitiutle
"Groot".
- QaItpr 2aur. 2orieu, IT., or
ajemme paa 9iiit.
- puitcr s. 2tnnebolo sr Der paa
9iiit 1os SIGstniuse. !3an Ieoidges
al i'm Suftru.
Otter 6orIpOsnoe aSter u. u.
Sops at flptts BERTH igien Os stablete
Its iom 2oublass.
5. 5. Rsnnirs ira Spring'
FcTb SopnIbip rsiite / Sirsoass III
Jifber. Rinn.. for at ppsrpGre IN
9rober Sh Repuines Yesropelis,
- Grol9eniEgrn al G8atsr Strstt
bIsp fulpfsrt 9erbag, bpor,ftsr 4rs
btibet bespnote pau 8iuneboso
Street. Der bill pGre broIaet / Se5et
at en- 9oes Nib eler to.
5r. q. 81. Did bar MI fipttet inb
/ ben me 8pgnins. Der / Soms
n,sr CT ppisrt pao 0oter Street. mel
lem @nsn RuDos Snnine % Gee
grcs'. Sir0ocsrportitso. 9utitcu sr
iaa pen, ipm BET nuiter goor an Of foo
ben, % SIR. bid bar inoreoet ben
msb me Splber % Counters" %
ban bar Ct fort Oplos al nps oo ele'
eante @arer tiIbsrenoe bans 9onbsl.
Son oriper ReItduraut / 6crbinoelie
meb ben aneen J%orrstnins.
Stengrim Olion bar leiet suu:
Bids tiolissre Butt % bill benpttt
famine til 9li,isnFdserbGrifteo og
l~loialesfteo.
- @slat 2open. en- al be GtbTt;
Gettlere / Glenfppob Sonnfbip, osoc
9irssoss | en- &IScr az rs Var.
!. q. Sestrions oarsgomlt
Gen bsb fSfte Onseus.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
On sammeI RIG euslanb.r, 3. 9.

On sammel rig gnslanber, 5. 9.
Glapton. er netOp bsb / 2onbon.
3an efterlob Jig to Dstre. 100000
Dollars ps ct inurrist Ssftamenie.
3an bar nemlis beitemt. at pensene
ital ubbetales bans Dstre fsrft naal
be bar opnaaet 35 Mars Mibersn
iioen inben ben Sib at babe siftst iis
bperfen meb en- Ssbe s1er en- =
4meritaner. gan ansir insen grunb
for bsnne 8eitemmeIie.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26
2apt. Steen for Semator.

Cm 9aptein SObu eteen, ipm er
&anbioat for Gtntsienatur pna ben re.
publiiauife Tidet | Soumbers pe Sbor.
~ Counter. ifriper -g8abpo @aip"
tlanbt onbet: SIR. Gteen, Der er Stan.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26

Mv. NInsLoNr SeetktHs SyFvp e Ct eammfiL
ecet yrSpst nlioosL fcm | oDst 20 Aestdr rdrst hrasf
eden mss iuldtseaon Sukcss. nst b~syolissr sar.
NET. hloAaior @ttnusfrre. fcrmiuefitr Ssa6neslseR.
oulmet Smertrn. teibreoet pineiclif. bar en- usasf
~tebasslis $naa % ~ css bschs rttbcel mob piarrs.
Sdlses AZ praaaakrr cpsrait / psroen. Haff at FOR.
laHss "mss. wiaSbeu's Seeehleg oNep" % Tag In.
era srasa slsss. prsiss IS 6ssfs 5tassw.
Decorah-posten., 1900-10-26

Oct er en- mis- % ptlrrt Wonr.
Tom alt tilbebfit psHbt ian.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-20
Announcement.

The Evangelical people had planed for
a meeting in November but finding it
would conflict with the meetings at the
NJ. E. church, their meeting was with
drawn and set for January 9th. Mrs
A. E. Ash, of Nebraska, had been en-
ployed and it was hoped that her services
might be secured for the latter date but
to their disappointment she was unable
to assist at the time desired, compelling
them to look elsewhere for help. The
services of Rev. G. w. McCrasken has
been secured for the above date. The
meetings will probably be of some dura,
ton. Rev. McCrasken is a rare gospel
preacher presenting the word in SIM
plicity, appealing to the hearts and con
science of men and women. 1t is hoped
the people Of Audubon and vicinity will
avail themselves of the benefits of the
meeting. The Evangelical people are
still holding forth at Graves school house.
A number have already accepted the
better life, others are seriously contem-
plating this all important question. 1t
is hoped the meetings will result in doing
much good in the neighborhood.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-20
A Practical .Jake.

He was wag and was passing
large Diapers shop in Manchester.
There, drawn up, were three or four
vehicles, and among them was a closed
brougham with the driver fast asleep
on the box. Evidently the mistress
was inside the shop. Without a word
the wag stole quickly up and, opening
the carriage door, carefully slammed it
to. In an instant the coachman
Strengthened himself up and gazed up
the street as If he had never seen any
thing more interesting to look at in his
life. Then he stole a look over his
shoulder and saw the wag standing,
hat in hand, apparently conversing
with some one inside the carriage.
THANK you, yes. Good morning."
said the practical joker and bowed
himself gracefully away from the door,
turning as he did so to look at the
coachman and say, Home"
"Yes, sir! Tch! Get up" and away
went the brougham home"
Where that home" was, who the
mistress of the carriage was or what
she did or said when she came out Of
the shop or what the coachman did or
said when he stopped at the door of
home" and found the carriage empty
all that only the coachman and the
lady knOw.-London Tit-Bits.
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New Old Jokes.

as there any new joke under the
sum-" asks George Augustus Sala, an
English journalist and special CORE
spondent.
Il doubt there being one very grave
ly," he answers and tells two anec-
dotes to support this skepticism.
An intelligent Greek who acted as
Mr.. Sala's guide while visiting Athens
related to him as a modern Greek Joe
Millerism the story of lawsuit. A
deaf plaintiff sued a deafer defendant
before the deafest Judge in all Greece.
The plaintiff claimed so many hundred
drachmas for rent that was due. The
defendant pleaded that he never
ground his corn at night. The judge in
giving judgment observed: well, she's
your mother, after all. You must keep
her between you"
when l got home I found" writes
Mr.. Sala, this apparently up to date
triad Of ludicrous non sequiturs in
collection Of ancient Greek epigrams."
There used to be told story Of Sher-
idan Knowles, the dramatist, who was
a first rate hand at Irish bulls, meeting
one Of twin brothers and asking him,
(Which Of We is the otherr'
Mr.. Sala compares this with the sto7
ry of that very ancient Jester, HER
ocles:
"Of twins, one died. Skolastikos,
meeting the survivor, asked him, Was
it you who died or your brotherr "-
Youths Companion.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-20
Notice.

l want to see every man and woman in
Audubon county intending to purchase
monument for April end May delivery.
I will save You from ten to fifty dollars
on the price of your monument. Having
no expense as l ship direct from the
quarry to the cemetery am able to fur
nish strictly high class material and
better material than can be done in
small shop. See me and save the twenty
per cent the agent gets. That's why
from two to five agents call on you to
sell you monument in from three days
to two weeks after there's death in the
family-it's the twenty-five or fifty dol.
lars they are after. They tell you about
their firm buying everything in car lots,
that is why they can sell you monuments
so cheap, and at the same time charge
you thirty per cent more than you should
pay. Come and see me- 1t will cost you
nothing aud will save you money and you
will get better class Of work.
J. M. SHRENK,
Old M. E. Parsonage, West of NJ E.
Church, Audubon, Iowa.
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A Clever Blind Man.

The New Orleans Times-Democrat
tells of blind man in a southern city
who goes to the postoffice every day
carrying SMALL. light riding whip,
which he holds slightly inclined to the
front, with the tip just touching the
pavement. His sense of touch has be-
come so delicate that the whip is al
most an artificial eye. When the point
encounters anything, he makes a few
swift passes over the surface and gen
orally determines the exact character
of the obstacle. 1t Is done so quickly
and deftly as to attract no attention,
and few passers have the least suspi-
cion of the old mans infirmity. When
he reaches the postoffice, he turns un-
hesitatingly, mounts the middle stairs,
walks over to the lock boxes and with
out any feeling around thrusts a key
into the right aperture.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1900-12-20

Following is the program to be given
at the dedication Of the new Christian
church:
PROGRAM.
Pre- ching Saturday evening by b. s. Denny of
DeS Mones
SUNDAY MORNING AT 1O:45
Anthem, "Hail Savior, Kng"-Spofforth
Scriptural Lesson, Hymns and Prayer
Anthem, "Mortals Awake"-Herbert
Dedication Sermon, Dean A. NJ. Baggard Of
Drake University, Des Moines
SUNDAY EVENING
Anthem, arise, Shine, For Thy light is
Come"
Prayer and Hymns
Trio, "Deliver us, Oh God"
Sermon
Anthem, 1.-The Radiant Morn has Passed
Away"
The music will be led by choir of
eight voices which are as follows: Mrs.
Carmichael, Mrs. Fullerton, Miss Keith,
Miss lays, Mr.. HenshalI, Mr.. Soar, Mr.
Roberts, Mr.. Carmichael and Miss Lucy
Fredrickson, organist, all Of which are
under the training and direction of Mrs.
Carmichael.
All are cordially invited to attend.
The house will be opened at 9:45 Sunday
morning. Many persons from congrega-
tons in Iowa are expected to attend and
no doubt the day will be great occasion
for the Christian church. The house
presents neat appearance without and
within and it is conveniently arranged
for religious work. The auditorium is
32x46 feet, the addition containing
the dressing rooms and choir loft is
913x32 feet and the lecture room which
is located in front of the pulpit So that
everyone in it can hear and see is 16x32
feet. Under the pulpit platform is the
baptistry which will be connected with
and filled by the city water. The water
will be heated in the baptistry by hot
waterNcoil passing around the furnace,
the heating plant for the church. TAX
ing into account all donated labor,
material and contract price the building
completed and furnished costs not far
from 100000. Mr.. F. L. Evans was
the architect and contractor and he has
done good work. About 300 persons can
be seated in the building, and it is
seated with circular seating.