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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

All of which reminds us of the sem
tence on which stenographers prac-
tice: Nov is the time tor ali good
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

Miss Della Marshall is visiting with
her friend Miss Lula Wagner at Boone
this week.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

MIR. Jno. H. Harrison was an Omaha
visitor Wednesday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

Mrs w. j. McAhren is enjoying a
visit from her mother, Mrs. Gardner.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

Mr.. Robert Bell OF Dow City, is il
the city to-day.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

DR.. Saunders and family OF Manila,
made Denison brief visit this week.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

GRAND EXCURSION to LAKE VIEW and
return sunday. July l, via the Chicago II
Northwestern Line. special train and very
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

Returning. special train will Leave Lake
vi, W 10 p. IN. Excursion ricke,s good gu-
ing aud returning only on special train This
delightful resort, with It's many attractions,
offers II splendid opportunity for enjoying u
day OF rest ANA recreation. Good tishin!t.
boating and bathing. For tic&cts and full
Information applp TO agents q. \ y. W.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

Mr.. Schroeder OF scnleswig, vas a
county seat visitor to-day
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

Miss Mary Jackson Of Breda, Iowa,
who has been the guest OF the Fec
family, expects to return to her home
on Saturday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

Mrs j. y Bradley returned toaa
from IL visit TO Minneapolis
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29
This is circus day.

Mr.. Frank Odell of Paradise, visited
Denison Thursday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29
TO MY PATRONS.

fact that have removed to my new
home the old Gronan property just
north of the city hall
Slit. DR.. II. A. Boyle.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

charm engraved with X. z. emblem and
monogram. Finder will be rewarded by call
ing at Fargo House.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

DWELLING House to rent Inquire of p. E.
c. Lally.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1900-06-29

A GIRL WANTS to work for her board ahd
room and attend Denison College. Inquire
at this oftce. iStf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

The following bit of nonconformist
humor 10 taken from "The Earring
dons." an English romance. The speak
ers are Mrs. Bateson and Mrs. Han
key, worthy wives. but not altogether
above feeling a certain pleasure in
showing up the ways Of husbands:
They've no sense, men haven't, /"
said Mrs. Hankey; that's what's the
matter with them"
'fYou never spoke truer word, Mrs.
Hankey," replied Mrs. Bateson. '"The
very best Of them don't properly know
the difference between their souls and
their stomachs, and they fancy they
are a-wrestllng with their doubts when
really 1t Is their dinners that are
a-wrestling with them. +
''Now, take Bateson hisself," contin-
ued Mrs. Bateson. "a kinder husband
or better Methodist never drew breath,
yet so sure as he touches a bit of pork
he begins to worry hisself about the
doctrine Of election till there's no liv-
ing with him. And then he'll sit In the
front parlor and engage In prayer for
hours at time till J says to him:
'Bateson,' says /, I'D be ashamed
to go troubling the Lord with a prayer
when a pinch of carbonate Of soda
would set things straight againp"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23
Machine Made Jokes.

Some time ago a fellow got up q
little book giving hints on how to be
funny. Copies Of this book are evil
IDENTIFY in common use by the funny
men connected with many Of our news
papers. Witness this specimen Joke
attributed to Chicago paper:
He-Who is that ugly old woman
over there by the piano?
She-Oh, that's Nine. Cosmetique,
the famous beauty specialist.
The book tells just how to make this
class of Jokes In bulk. The same idea
Will do for a whole batch. "He" asks:
"Who is that baldheaded manT "She"
answers: THAT is DIR. Quacknostrum,
the Hair Remover man" Again, "He"
asks: What is the matter with those
crying bratsT And "She" responds:
'"Their mother has gone to lecture on
the training of children" Once you
catch the idea you can produce funny
things Of this kind automatically, and
IL you are c funny man on a news
paper your readers will laugh every
time and other papers will quote your
jokes and give your paper credit for
Observation-Disclosures
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

her help This help in its most coDcen-
trated and perfect form is contained in DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. This
great Alternative extract completely modifies
every abnormal condition of the disordered
digestive-or aiimentary functions II makes
the stomach strong. the blood rich eand
healthy, builds up the nerve centeTs and so
regulates the functions of all the vital or
gans, that they co operate perfectly for the
health of the entire system Golden
Medical Discovery" contains no alcohol,
whisky or other intoxicant
Mr.. Geo Minier. of a737 Thompson Street.
Philadelphia, Pa, writes: Some time ago
was terribly run down. Numerous ailments
had been coming upon me one by one. de
cided 10 try Golden Medical Discovery and the
Pleasant Pellets The benefit derived was be-
yond my fondest hopes, ] took 6ve bottles Of the
Discovery and used the Pellets when neces-
sary During the lime Of taking the 6ve bottrss
as directed. gained in weight a. pounds. weigh
ing more than ever in my life, bringing me health
and strength. and removing these ailments viz:
Palpitation OF the heart sleepiess nights. press
ing and splitting pains in the head ringing in
the ears. with partial deafness and throbbing a
nagging cough. indigestion. depression of spirits
loss of energy. constipation tired feeling upon
rising and through the day. appetite poor, sight
defective. very nervous, etc. Those golden bot.
Hes Of your Discovery and the Pellets re-
moved all those troubles. and more aud made
me as well al hfiy IS have ever have been in
my life ".
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23
The Bibulous Dane,

When the police in Denmark find q
man helplessly drunk in the streets,
they drive the patient in cab to the
station, where he sobers off. Then
they take him home. The cabman
makes his charge, the police doctor
makes his, the agents make their claim
for special duty, and this bill is pre-
sented to the landlord of the estab-
lishment where the drunkard took the
last glass that did the business No
wonder that certain landlords protest,
saying that proofs are insufficient and
that some alleged victims sham intoxi-
cation to get into trouble landlords
against whom they have a spite.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23
Information Wanted.

William Stricklan, WHO is deaf and
dumb, left Cooper, Tex, afoot on the
9Th inst, for Ardmore, (. T. He can
neither read nor write. He Is red
headed, red completed and about
25 years old. His mother Mrs. Bet
tie Barnett, who lives near Durwood
is very uneasy about him. Anyone
meeting him will confer a great favor
on the mother and also the boy by
starting him on the right road fol-
Durwood. 1. T., or write Mrs. Bar.
nett at Durwood of his whereabouts.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23


The celebrated Mnmertine prison fur.
nishes nm important scene In sienkie-
wicz's sfnfy ono yadis.' It Il locat-
,ed ON tlhe slope Of the Capifoline, 70
Rome, nnd, according to tradition. u
was begun NV ANGUS Martius and later
enlarged by Servius Tullius. Jugurtha
IA, said to have been starved to deatn
here, the accomplices of Catiline stran-
gled by command of Cicero and Seja-
nus, the minister and favorite OF Tioe-
rius. executed. Church tradition has
consecrased this prison as the place
where st. Peter and st. Paul were con-
fined by order of Nero. Historian Hill
lard says of It:
"The Mamertine prison Is hideous
vault divided into an.upper and lower
portion scooped out Of the solid rock
and lined with massive blocks In the
Etruscan style of architecture. A more
heartbreaking place Of confinement 1t
IA not easy to imagine. According to
the traditions of the church, St Peter
was imprisoned here by order OF Nero,
and the pillar to which he was bound
and a fountain which sprang up mirac-
ulously to furnish the water Of baptism
to his jailers, whom he converted, are
shown to the visitor. There is no rea-
SON to doubt that Jugurtha was starv-
ed to death In these pitiless vaults.
Here, too, the companions of Catiiine
were strangled. 1t is curious fact
that the chances of literature and his
tory should have carved two such
names as those of Sallust and Cicero
ON these Cyclopean walls"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

WANTED. The round bale peo-
pie have been promising for two
years to pay 45 cents per 100
pounds more for cotton in round
bales than the market price at the
same time and place for similar
cotton in square bales. Any one
knowing the facts will do the pub
lie and especially the farmers a
service by writing to the under
signed, giving name and address
of buyer, kind of bale, and prices
paid; also prices paid for cotton in
the seed and square bale price for
lint at same time. The lnforma-
tion is wanted by people who de-
sire to see that these promises are
kept or withdrawn.
j. III. w. STEELE,
Galveston Tox
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

Vigorous Resolutions Adopted Set-
tlm9 Forth Ills Side.

South MeAlester to the Kansas
City Times:
The Wolyerton democratic exec
utive committee for the Indian
Territory met yesterday in this
city and after a prolonged session
adopted a set Of resolutions pro-
mitigating the future course OF
the adherents of DIR. Wolverton.
It will be remembered that DIR. A.
j. Wolverton of Ardmore and
Col. Thomas Marcnm of Muskogee
are each claiming 10 be tae regu-
|larly elected democratic national
committeeman. Following are the
resolutions: soc fasI
Whereas, 1t has been brought
to our attention by the newspapers
Of the Territory and otherwise that
it is claimed that DR.. Wolverton's
friends had given mp the contest
and that Col. Marcum had been
recognized as national committee
man; therefore be it
Resolved. That we, the mem
bers OF the executive committee
for the Indian Territory, elected at
the regular Territorial convention
held at Ardmore June IL. do here
by declare and re. assert our right
to be recognized as the regular
executive committee of the demo-
catic party of the Indian Territory,
at least until such time as the sub
committee appointed by the ma
Itional committee at Kansas City
for that purpose shall have ex-
amined iLto and passed upon the
contest; and also believing that
DIR. Wolverton is the choice of a
large majority Of the democrats of
the Indian Territory we hereby de-
clare it to be our intention to stand
by the democracy and use every
honorable means within our power
to have the election of DIR. VOL
verton as national committeeman
recognized by the sub committee
appointed to determine the matter.
Resolved, further, That we he
quest every fair minded democrat
in the Indian Territory to stand by
this committee in its efforts to see
that justice is done and the will Of
the majority sustained by the rec
ognition of DIR. Wolverton as ma
tional committeeman, as we have
every reason to believe will be
done when a fair and impartial
hearing has been obtained before
the sub committee. "
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

Hutto, Tex, May Is, 1900.
To WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN:
/ hereby certify that | have run
the American Cotton Company's
round lap bale press one year at
Hutto. Tex, in 1899, which l
found an expensive experiment to
me from the following reasons:
First-In order to operate the
press / was compelled to put in an
extra boiler at a cost of $3.50. and
double the amount of fuel.
Second-I paid out about $3.50
freight on the presses about $35
for express charges for extras to
operate the presses.
Third paid out about $3.50
for extra help, as it takes two men
more to operate the round lap bale
presses than it does the square box
press.
Fourth-It takes a mechanic to
operate the round lap bale press
which always demands a good sal
ary, hence the cost of operating
the press is double that of the
square box press.
Fifth-The American Cotton
Company are the only buyers for
cotton put mp on their presses.
The cotton buyers at Hutto, Tex,
undertook to buy and ship this
cotton to the American Cotton
company at Houston, but found
the business very unsatisfactory
and stopped buying the cotton so
the American Cotton Company
put man there to buy the cotton
but still he could not pay enough
margin above the square bale to
induce the farmer to patronize the
round lap bale.
Sixth-The American Cotton
Company got the benefit of the
compressing which I claim should
be paid to the ginner.
Yours truly.
(Sigued) j. R. HUTTO.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

THE cry for more troops for the
Philippines is echoed by the cry
foe more troops for China, and
ehts basso profundo is accompanied
hg ehe shrill treble from Cuba and
R0st0 Rico to keep the forces there
at their present strength. The
aialy conclusion is that this i'm
pe7iai Solicy will require the draft
inG of more troops for the subiu.
CATION OF the Philippines and q
consequent increase Of the stand
iAg army FOR home service.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

The Passing Of Geronimo, tllm Great
Hedlam WMrrIQr-Life SAMiHrM.
After a l6be period of iinprisonr
lnent. which he. han esdured more
like ferociona =iid beast thau q
human being, Geronimo, one OF
the most blood-thirsty Indians that
ever figured in the history Of this
country, has gone stark. mad. He
is a prisoner at Fort Sill, Okla. 1t
cost the government a million dol
lars and hundreds of lives before he
was safely behind lock and Key.
Deprived of his liberty as punish
ment for his crimes, he could not
stand the confinement. For four.
teen years he has been a prisoner
of war, for the last ten at Fort
Sill. ~ b. /sst5esT
For almost half a century Ger
onimo led q band of blood thirsty
Apaehes on the war path. He
was q terror to the early settlers
in the southwest. At the age OF
16 years his people crowned him a
war chief because he successfully
led them in a bloody fight. In
1882 he and Victoria, with 600
Apaehes was attacked by Mexican
soldiers. Victoria was captured
and beheaded, but Geronimo es
capped and became the great war
chief. In March, 1886, after four
years of constant chase, Gen.
| Miles and Major Lawton cornered
Geronimo and his warriors in the
Four Peaks basin, near Prescott,
Ariz. After months of starvation
and when all hope of cutting their
way through the Gordon of troops
surrounding them had gone, the
Indians raised the white flag and
surrendered They were sent to
the military post at Mount Vernon,
Ala, but the climate there did not
agree with them, many dying of
consumption. About ten years
ago Geronimo and his surviving
braves were removed by the gov
ernment to Fort Sill.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

KRUGER is again to the fore.
He is said to be personally con-
dneting the defense of Middlebure
against the heavy assaults Of Rob-
erts. This gives the veteran pa.
trint . chance to distinguish him
self again as a leader. but if Rob.
erts gets the place surrounded it
viii be Q fight to the death, for the
Beers are not strong enough to
bFeak through.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

he car, see IN the dark
but which Ia veiied
from the mans eyes.
II is often the same
with q mans body: IL
fights against carry
ing the man over the
brink Of the preci-
pice. disease When
the heart beats irreg-
uisrly, when there
are pains in the head.
ringing in the ears.
ug h. indigestion,
loss of appetite and
lack of eneTgy-some
or all Of these symp
toms-the body is on
the brink of danger
and is crying " halt !"
No man need be
carried over the fatal
brink of disease IL he
will heed Nafrfrese
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

THE administration is said to be
preparing now for an advance on
Peking in the hope Of rescuing the
ministers. The advance will be-
gin as soon as Chaffee and his
force reaches China.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

1--WE have sold many different
Cough Remedies, but none has given
better satisfaction than Chamber
lain's," says Mr.. Charles Holzhauer,
Druggist, Newark, N. J. ut is per-
fectly safe and can be relied upon in
all cases of coughs, colds or hoarse-
ness." Sold by City Drug Store and
T. N. Coleman.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

Drs. Kibbey s. Youngblood are
making specially of treating NOR
phire. chloral. cocaine. tobacco,
whisky and other drug habits. The
only specific treatment. Treat
ment lasting from twelve to forty
eight hours and attended by alb
solutely no pain. They are pre-
pared to treat patients privately at
their own homes when so desired
and expect no money until cure
is effected to the patients entire
satisfaction. Address Sherman,
Tex. 806 E. Cherry st. 2O6
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

ALL the powers except the Unit
ed States insist that Conger's dis
patch Of the 18th is trick of the
Chinese. 1t was in the official
cipher, however, and there seems
little basis for their scepticism.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

DoN'T forget the mass meeting
at the city hall tonight. Ardmore
is to have a picnic of some kind
soon and the meeting tonight is to
decide whether it will have a
basket picnic next Saturday or a
barbecue at a later date. Every
body attend.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23
The Point of View.

"Get a divorce IL you want itw ex-
claimed tne angry husband. 81 can
easily get another wife, and I've lived
long enough to learn that one woman
is just as good as another-if not bet
terw
Yes" calmly replied his better half,
"and I've lived long enough to know
that one man Is just as bad as another
If not worse."-Chicago News.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

IT develops now that the capture
Of Tien Tsin by the allies July IA,
was due largely to a Chinese blum
der as they had the allies in a
position from which it was impos-
sible for them to escape.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23
ARDMoRn, MONDAY, July Is.

CHAIRMAN HANNA has decided
not to turn loose his spellbinders
until the let of September. he
maintains silence. however. as to
when he will open his bar"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

TIE death of Admiral Philip has
brought out poets that the world
never dreamed of before. After
reading some of the poems, how
ever, it is difficult to dream of any
thing else.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

FRoM Paris comes the news that
Count Boni de Castellane has
fought O duel with swords and
wounded his adversary in the
thQfax. IL the adversary had
wounded the count in the heart it
would have been good riddanee of
bad rubbish.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23
A pnIItie.I no..

''They say you are merely political
boss" said the candid informant
Great Scott" calculated Senator
Sorghum. "The irreverence of these
mOderns is something disheartening.
Why, that's all Julius Caesar was."-
Washington Star.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23
EmlRRhfemAd-

Professor-I'm grateful for my sense
OF humor. Thank heaven, can al
ways see joke.
Miss Flavilla-Oh, professor, the
sense Of humor is not ability to see a
Joke. The sense Of humor is ability
to take ajoke.-Indianapolis Journal.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

The delegations have commenced
visiting Bryan at Lincoln. The
frat came from Chicago and
brought cheering news of the pros
poets for democratic success in
Illinois this year. Others will fol-
low the lead of Chicago.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

All kinds of screen doors, both
plain and fancy. all widths in
screen wire at Spragins & Co.'S.
and you can't buy them so cheap
anywhere else. 13tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

Sailors call q low lying iceberg a
growler, and the world would in gen.
eral suggest something cool were 1t not
for bulldogs and London four wheel
cabs, to which it is also applied.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23
Galveston, Tex.

Business men who lack the vim,
snap and vigor they once had,
should use HERBINE, it will purify
the blood, strengthen and invigorate
the system. Price so cents.-W. B.
Frame, City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

Saturday Evening Post: $3.50
Ladies' Home journal. $l.OO.
Both papers. for a short time, one
year for $500. See Joe NJ. Lon
don, Agent. Him
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23
(Signed) j. r. HurTo.

It has been demonstrated by ex-
perience that constipation can be
prevented by the early use of One
Minute Cough Cure. This is the
fayorite remedy for coughs. colds,
group, asthma. grippe and oil throat
and lung troubles. Cures quickly.
City Drug Store, w. b. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

HERBINE clears the complexion,
gives buoyancy to the mind, cures
headache, regulates the stomach and
bowels, stimulates the liver, and is,
in fact, a perfect guardian of the
health.-Price so cents a bottle. w.
B. Frame, City Drug Store:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

After many intricate experiments
scientists have discovered methods
for obtaining all the natural diges-
tants. These have been combined
in the proportion found in the body
and united with substances that
build up the digestive organs, max
ing a compound called Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure. 1t digests what you
eat and allows all dyspeptics to eat
plenty of nourishing food while the
stomach troubles are being radically
cured by the medicinal agents it
contains. 1t is pleasant to take and
Store, Ardmore, l. Il.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23
For Sale.

My bill posting and advertising
business will net $3.50 per year.
Reason for selling, change in busi-
ness. Offer horse, wagon, bill
boards, and good will for $500.
Part cash, easy terms ON remain
der. Investigate. Burnitt. 223t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

One Minute Cough Cure ie the only
harmless remedy that produces im-
mediate results. Try it. Oity Drug
Store, w. B. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

In warm weather Prickly Ash
Bitters helps your staying qualities.
Workers who use it occasionally
stand the heat better and are less
fatigued at night.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

Nearly f3O0.O worth Of articles are
pawned in London weekly.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

The completest stock Of fishing
tackle in town at lspraRins q Co.'S.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1900-07-23

DeWitt's Little Early Rissrs are
famous little pills for liver and
bowel troubles. Never grippe. City
Drug Store, w. B. Frame.