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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-05-07
JINGLES.
Haymakina In Maine.

Ephrum Wade sat down in the shade
And took off his haymaker hat which
he laid
On tussocK of grass; and he pulled
out the plug
That jealously gagged the old IRON
stone jug.
And cooking his Jug on his elbow. he
rigged
A sort of horse up" you know, and
he swigged
A pint Of hard cider or so at crack
And set down the jug with satisfied
smack
Aha" said he, that grows the hair
on ye bub;
Ny rule durin' hayin's more cider, less
grub.
take it. sab, wholly to stiddy my
nerves,
And up in the stow hole 1 pitch 'em
some curves
On drink of straight cider, in harm
somer shape
Than feller could do on the juice of
the grape.
Some new folderinos come long every
day,
All sorts of new jiggers to help git yer
hay.
improvements on cutter bars, hoss
forks and rakes,
And tedders and spreaders and all of
them fakes.
But all Of their patents amt fixed 1t so
yit.
That hayin' is done without git-up-
and-git.
II ye want the right stuff, sab, to take
up the slack,
The stuff to put buckram right inter
yer back,
The stuff that win timber and lie up
yer j'ints.
Jest trot out some cider and drink it
by pints.
1t amt got no patents-it helps you
make hay
AS it helped out our dads in their old
fashioned way.
Molasses and ginger and water won't
do,
Twill irrigate some, but 1t won't see
We through
And ice water'll chill ye, and skim
milk is durn
Mean stuff any place, sab, except in
a churn.
I'm temperate man as a general rule
The man who gifts bit by the adder's a
fool
But when 1t comes hayin', and folks
have to strain,
l tell you. old elders a standby in
Maine"
Then Ephrum Wade reclined in the
shade,
And patiently gazed on the hay while
1t made"
Lewiston (Me.) Journal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-05-07
ENGLISH AS SHE RHYMES.

A farmers boy, starting to plough,
Once harnessed an OK with a cough;
But the farmer came out,
With furious shout,
And told him he didn't know hough.
In manner exceedingly rough
He proceeded to bluster and blough;
He scolded and scowled,
And declared he'd have none Of such
slough.
At length, with a growl and a cough.
He dragged the poor boy to the trough.
And ducking him in
Till wet to his chin,
Discharged him and ordered him ough.
And now my short story is through
And 1 will not assert that it's trough.
But it's chiefly designed
To impress on your mind
What wonders our spelling can dough.
And 1 hope you will grant that al
though
1t may not be the smoothest in nough,
1t has answered it's end
II 1t only shall fend
To prove what 1 meant 1t to shough.
st. Nicholas"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-05-07

The deep interest (which Republican
politicians are taking in the nomination
of legislative candidate7by'the. Demo-
Gratis Of the Fourth district should be
taken as a warning by the party that
one or the other faction OF the Republi-
can side wants to gain some advantage
from the Democrats convention. The
man who offers himself for the nomina-
tion with nothing more to recommend
him thanttheIwhispered announcement
that he is "for Quay" or against Quay
is not the kind OF man wanted. The
Fourth district is a laborng district,
and by right Democratic district, and
the Democratic nominee should be a
man whose principals are Democratic
as fully as WI. Bryans and whose
sympathies and self-interests are with
the masses. Some other kind Of man,
such as Quayite or anti-Quayite, may
be nominated, but the nomination will
fail to arouse any enthusiasm among
the working element of the district, and
without the support of the laboring
people Democratic candidate cannot
win in the Fourth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-05-07
Tho War Ended Again. I.

From the Phila North American.
Il have held the opinion for some
time that the thing is entirely over" is
General e. S. Otis latest declaration
concerning the war in Luzon. Only
General Otis knows just whom he began
to hold that as an opinion, but all the
world knows that he has announced 1t
as a fact about once fortnight for the
last year. Whom Malolos was aban-
doned by the Filipinos and occupied by
the Americans about twelve months
ago General Otis notified the war de-
partment that "the backbone OF the in
surrection is broken" and seat several
brigade commanders home by the next
steamer. A few days later he called
for more troops. His reports OF the end
OF the war and demands for reinforce
ments have alternated with rhythmic
regularity ever since.
In confirmation OF General Otis opin-
ion that the war is entirely over comes
the report Of peaceful little affair at a
church in which all but ten OF com
pany OF thirty American soldiers were
killed by besieging Filipinos. 1t would
be interesting to know just what General
Otis means by "all over" He says he
cannot see where it is possible for the
guerrillas to accomplish anything Sc
rious," from which it is to be inferred
that he does not regard as serious the
killing Of American soldiers in patches
OF twenty.
1t is well that GeneralTOtis is coming
homo. He has had two years in which
to demonstrate his remarkable and
comprehensive incapacity for.the work
of pacifying the Philippines, and it is
time to try a new man and an improved
line Of policy in Manila. Notwithstand-
ing his opinion that "the whole thing is
over" he says conditions are unfavor-
able for the establishment Of civil
government. He has found frequently
that native officials appointed by the
Americans have acted secretly with the
insurgents, and some of them actually
were insurgents.
This Esingular old man contradicts
himself in almost every sentence he
uttors, and makes such tumble of his
story that it is impossible to learn from
him what the condition OF affairs in
Luzon really is. For example, he says
Aguinaldo was unwilling to pursue the
course planned by the Junta at Hong
Kong, "because it would be dishonor-
able" and in the next breath he says
Aguinaldo is mediocre man, with
knack Of outwardly appearing honest
and honorable"
Columns might be filled with similar
examples Of General Otis inability to
think straight or to talk even plausibly,
but 1t is not worth while. 1t is enough
that his reign in Manila is "entirely
pyar -
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-05-07
Mattie's Wants and Wishes,

l wants a piece of calico,
To make my doll a dress;
/ doesn't want a big piece,
yard'll do, / guess.
wish you'd fred my needle,
And find my fimble, too,
has such heaps of sewing,
l don't know what to do.
My Hepsy tored her apron
A tum'lin' down the stair,
And Caesars lost his pantaloons
And needs another pair.
/ wants my Maud bonnet
She hasn't none at all;
And Fred must have a jacket
His other ones too small.
I wants to go to grandma's,
You promised me l might;
] know she'd like to see me,
l want to go tonight.
She let's me wipe the dishes.
And see in grandpas watch
wish I'd free. four pennies
To buy some butter scotch.
want some newer mlttens.
/ wish you'd knit me some
Cause most my fingers freezes,
1t leaks so In the FUN.
l worked 'em out last summer
A-pulling Georges sled;
wish you wouldn't laugh so,
1t hurts me in my head.
I wish l had cookie.
I'm hungry's I can be:
II you hasn't pretty large ones,
You'd better bring me free.
l wish l had piano,
Won't you buy me one to keep?
o dear, feels so tired,
wants to go to sleep.
Farm, Field and Fireside
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-05-07
McMen naunin7s
Gents Furnishing, Hat and Shoe Store,
8S South Centre Street
Something About Our Store.

Our store Is stocked with all that is new and desr
able In spring and summer merchandise in our lines We
have steadily aimed to build up reputation for fair and
honest dealing with patrons and do this we cannot
afford to sell article except for what it really is We
employ no deceptive schemes, give away no chronos
we GO not sell below COST do sell the same class of
gooos at TWO prices We give the best service and aen
ton we can we cheerfuy refund money if purchases are
not satisfactory and accord to every patron friend or
stranger the same treatment If you desire buy at
store where these principles rgdy followed call on us
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-05-07

Hazleton is taking steps to increase
its representation in political conven-
tions by having several OF its wards
divided into two election districts.
This recalls the fact that Freeland's
ward-gerrymander, by which four
sevenths Of the voters have secured four
ffths of the representation in council
and school board, and which also makes
the majority party in town an insigniii-
cant minority in these bodies, has not
yet been corrected.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-05-07

Council will meet this evening. The
protection OF property on the Hill from
fire is the most pressing question that
can come before it, and it is about time
that the iobbing clique which controls
that body should size up to their duty.
Valuable time has been frittered away
since the citizens voted their consent to
protect the Hill. WHY?
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1900-05-07

Tho judge elected in Luzerne next
fall should be his own master.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08

Hartong murder and robbery, says the
Canton News-Democrat. The Com
missioners have not vet taken any ac-
tion on the matter. Mr.. Summer said
that as far hs he was concerned he
was through with the detective busl-
ness. He did not propose TO employ
any more Said he:
Fellows from other branches of the
county service come in here and ask
MS to do things and then when it is all
over and the money is spent. we are
the ones who get the blame FOR it. SO
far US am concerned, | propose mere
after 70 stick right TO the law and not
20 into these extra affairs. am tired
on being blamed for expenses that are
made by somebody else"
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
INSURANCE
Rates Will Certainly be
Increased,
Providing a Suggested Change Is
Made In Fire Department.

A member of local insurance firm
remarked Monday that rates OF insur-
ance would certainly he increased if
captains and lieutenants were discon-
tlnued III the fire department or this
city.
1t will be recalled that Commissioner
Paige suggested at the peace confer
ence between the Board and Council
held last Wednesday evening. that. 10
reduce expenses in the department
the, captains and lieutenants might
bef discontinued. BY doing this, it
was figured, $500 n year may be saved.
Insurance men intimate that in case
Il backward step is taken IN the fire
department, the rates of Insurance will
| be increased in ratio to the weakening
of the fire department.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08

like students Of n preparatory school.
The game was repletc with neat field
work by both teams and at bat the
honors were about evenly divided.
With the exception of the ninth in
ming the game was close. In that In
ming w. II. A. scored four runs, mostly
ON Akron's errors When A. Fl. S.
ming II looked as If. things would be
evened M. g..
The local players, had no trouble In
filling the bases and there were no
outs. The situntion was intense. The
boys usrd no Judgment in running
bases, In The ninth, Akron again filled
the bases aud the crowd went Wild
Mars was ut bat and the spectators
remembered his two Dagger in the
first, He connected with the hall and
what seemed like a safe hit went sail-
ing on line for right field, However
Cowdrey was there, pulled 1, down.
ana held things ut Il slandstill Washer
also flew out and the. game was over,
Prof T. H. Gurbutt acted as umpire
md Irn A., 1rnnnnul .nI L. r...Ii...,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
Will Lay Corner Stone.

Although the date for laying the
corner stone for the United Eyangeli-
cal church has not yet been announced,
the pastor, Rev. W. S. Harpster, hopes
that the ceremony will not be DELAYED
longer than the latter part of next
week. 1t Is expected that the follow
ing pastors will participate In the ser
wee; Revs. W. Il. Bailey, Cleveland;
NJ, NJ. RAIDER Greensburg; j. IL, schiye,
isbergcr, Summit.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
The Errors Came at
M Critical Times.
Curley Supplies Wants to Meet
Frand Erne.
Ruhlin's Arm Almost Broken
Local Sporting News.

Western Reserve Academy of Hud.
son defeated the Akron High school
base ball team in an interesting game
on Buchtel field Monday afternoon, by
n score Of o TO 4.
The teams are old rivals aud not n
year passes but what the two organi-
zations measure bats with each other,
1t generally so happens that W. r. A.,
has the better of argument, and Mon
days game was no exception. How
ever the high school was not out
classed, and at no time was Hudson
so far In the lead that little breeze
of luck would not have tied the score.
The entire game was full of interest
and not until the last man was out IN
the ninth inning, did the Akron shout
( ers give up all hope.
The visitors are n set Of ball players,
and their victory Monday, was due to
a superior knowledge OF the game over
their oppopenis The Hudson players
are not al big fellows, and look more
like a professional team than they do
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
FUNERAL
Of Daniel SavacooI to be
Held at Boston.
Services Will be Conducted Thurs
day Morning In School House.

Funeral services over the remains
OF Daniel SavacOol, VINO committed
suicide by cutting his tnroat Sunday
morning, at his home, 5f2 st. Clair
ST., Cleveland, will be held Thursday
morning in the school building at the
village of Boston, Summit county.
uhtli one year ago, Mr.. Savoeool
lived mt Boston. He was porn In Srn.
NIT county, and with the exception or
one wear spent all her life In this cou,,-
~. Mr.. Savacoo! was nar,ed twice
His second marriage occurred two
years ago. He has two daughters one
lives in Cleveland, the other In Mich
igan.
The story that Savacool attempted to
Kill his wife Sunday morning is yiy.
on little credence by the dead mans
friends She does not exhibit marks
of violence.
Savacool drank a great deal but was
not Intoxicated when he committed
suicide. The unfortunate man was
aged 40 years. He was blacksmith
by trade. His father A. ]. savacool
live in Michigan. Chas. Sovncool ot
203 Bel ST., is an uncle OF the deceas.
ed: Richard Savacool OF Hudson anu
Jerome Sovacool of Hudson, are also
his uncles.
The deceased was memper of the
X. o. Il. M. lodge at Peninsula.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
CARNE Err COMPANY.
Delighted an Audience at The Grand
Monday Niqht.

Grand Opera house was packed
Monday night by the audience attend.
ant upon the presentation of "Shad-
ows of Life" by the ]. w. Garner
Stock company. Everybody enjoyed
tile play, and frequently appiauded the
performers, The story running through
the play is fascinating but the develop
nent and full rounding of it rests main
iy with the six principals, Seth Ketch-
UNI, David Greigson, Mr.. Danford,
Beatrice Willard, Sarah Jane Higgins
and Eunice. These, the reading parts
both TO play and story, We're all most
admirably played by Mr.. ]. w. Car
ner, Il. Nj. Crane, Fred Ellskorth, Edna
Farrell, Cora Wilmont ana Katherine
Evans, While John Morris ana Caro-
Miller were particularly happy in their
interpretations Of the trlfes entrusted
to them. Al
Tonight the company viii present
Brother Against Brother"
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
PAIN IN THE BACK
A Sure Sign of Kidney Trouble
A Trial Bottle Sent Free of a Medicine
That VIII Stop II.

Let us give you a piece OF advice.
Pain in the back Is an almost infalll-
BILE sign of Kidney disease; surer
sign Is the condition Of your urine; II
You have II pain In The back then look
to the condition of your urine. 1t is
easily done. Take a glass tumbler
and I'LL 1t With urine; after It has
stood - hours, II II has sedment,if II t
Is milky or cloudy, II il is pale or dis
colored, strlngy or ropy, your Kidneys
and Bladder are inaa dangerous con
dltion and need Immediate attention,
or the consequences may prove fatal.
Dr. David kennedy's Favorite Rem
edy Is the one medicine that rea ~
cures all diseases OF the Kidneys, Liv-
or, Bladder and Blood, Rheumatism,
Dyspepsia and Chronic Constipation
and corrects the bad effects of whisky
and beer on the system. Ii Is wonder
ful how it makes that pain IN the back
disappear, how II relieves tho desire
to urinate often, especially at night,
and drives away that scalding pain
In passing water and in Il remarkably
short time makes You well and strong.
DIR. David Kennedy's Favorlt, Remedy
Is sold mt all drug stores for 81 90 n
bottle, or six bottles for $500.
If you would like to try this wonder
ful medicine you can do so, absolutely
free. Send your full name and adj
dress 10 the Or. David Kennedy Cor
paration' Rondout, ~, w., when free
bottle, together with u pamphlet o
valuable medical advice, will he sent
you by mail postpaid, providing You
mention this paper when you write.
The publishers of his paper guarantee
! the genuineness of this oifcr,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08

day, defeating it by a score of 20 to

day, defeating it by n score of 20 to
II.
The Young Yales defeated the
Qunkcrs Saturday, 10 to 6. The Yules
challenge any team in the city, whose
players are under Is years of age.
GOOD AS THE BEST.
George Tuohey, manager of Curley
supplies who Is matched to meet Otto
Siclonf in this city, says that he will
go after Frank Ernc good ana hard as
soon as Erne gets the rest he Is entitled
to. II think Supplies as good as the
best says Tuohcy, and intend TO
get match with Erne or know the
reason why. don't intend to nag the
champion, but any time he is shv of
money, he can make quite neat pile
by meeting Supplies in Detroit. where
there Is standing offer of a purse for
this pair Just as soon ms Erne has
finished the siesta he is now taking
you will see me after him hot foot for
supplies. Curley, by the way, meets
Jim Popp, at Milwaukee, April 16, and
while the Canuck is the favorite in the
betting, don't fail to get down bet c,,
my boy"
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08


voted to his wife, and he has the rcpu-
tation of being an excellent son. /
would there We're more like him in the
tstic profession.
RUBBER WORKS TEAMS.
The Diamond Blues and the Diamond
Pilgrims, both made mp or employees
of the Diamond Rubber company cross.
Cd bats Monday afternoon. The score
Blues AZ, Pilgrims 10. Saturday
afternoon the same teams played, the
Blues winning by a score of 20 TO II.
VIII Neal is captain of the Blues ana
Lave Jones Of the Pilgrims.
MINOR GAMES.
Norman Norlc's base ball team play
cd team from the Old Forge Satur-
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
COMMISSIONERS
DO Not Want to Engage In the
Detective Business.

Prosecutor Day stated Monday morn
ing that he had presented a petition TO
the County Commissioners asking
them TO employ Mr. Joan Washer of
Akron, MS u detective to go out ana
hunt down The other three men who
assisted William Henderson IN the
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
To Heal a Hurt.

Use Banner sdlve, the great healer.
It's guaranteed for cuts, wounds sores.
piles and all skin diseases. Take no
substitute
D. NJ LATER, j. Lamparter & Co., A.
Warner.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08

Nine chances in ten it's your kid
neys that need attention II you don't
feel well, Foley's Kidney Cure makes 8
healthy Kidneys ana viii make yon
well, Nothing else Just as good"
j. Nj. LATER J, Lauparter Il Co., A.
Warner.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08

j. F. CHENEY 4 CO..
Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known j. f.
Cheney for the last Is years. and believe
him perfectly honorable In all business
transactions, and financially able 10 carry
out any Obligation made by their Arm.
- WEST a TRUAX, Wholesale Druggists,
A YALDING, KINNAN X MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Chtarrh Cure Is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. Price Toe per bottle.
Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free.
HALLS family Pills are the best.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08

Make arrangements to so to Sandus-
ky ana Cedar Point with Maccabces
May 80, via B. & @. Il. X. Rate Cedar
Point and return, $l25.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
STEAMSHIP TICKETS TO Ell.
ROPE AND PARIS EXPO
SITION

Tickets via all leading lines at low
est rates. Information chcerfully Civ
en- upon application to G. ID. Honodle.
ticket agent, Union depot. Cooks per.
sohaiiy conducted tours. Apr 2S-tf
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08

Democrat readers are always posted
on current events.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08

Fertilizers for lawns at Kryder's.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
A LASTING MoNuMEilY.

Stoddards Library Of Travel is a
delight, alike 10 the mind and the eye.
Put Inc down mt once for n full set. |
have read the lectures aud examined
the splendid pictures upon Moscow
and st. Petersburg with the kcencst ir-
tcrest. They are surprisingly complete
and correct. Mr.. Stoddard more than
any other man has made the modern
world a familiar neighborhood and has
introduced the sons of men to one an
other His book is lasting monu-
ment to his great life work.
Or. j. NJ. Crawford ExConsul to
Russia, Neave Building,
Cincinnati, Ohio.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
H0W's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case OF Cat8rrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08
and gave general satisfaction,

Batteries w, n. A., Hudson and
Heron; \. II. s., Limric ana Washer.
Score by innings I "a 7So
W. X. A...,..,,t. o 04 q %
a. u. !.... 0 o 01 II OIL
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08

With his own artist and
guide he girdles the world
ten times, travelling 25O,-
900 miles.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-05-08

n Acknowledged to be the
" greatest unfolder of the
n worlds treasures who
"a ever lived.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-09-10
JOCALIENTE

(IIOT SPRINTGS.)

These Celebrated Hot Springs are To-
Gated in the midst of the Ancient Cliff
Dwellers, twenty-five miles west of
Taos, and fifty miles north of Santa Fe,
and about twelve miles from Barranca
Station, on the Denver & Rio Grande
Railway. from which point a daily n
of stages run to the Springs. The tenn
perature of these waters is from 80 to
122 degrees. The gases are carbonic. Al
titude, 5000 feet. Climate very dry n
delightful the year round. There is now
a commodious hotel for the convenience
of invalids and tourists. These waters
contain 1,6S6.24 grains of alkaline salts
to the gallon, being the richest alkaline
Hot Springs in the world. The efficacy
of these waters has been thoroughly
tested by the miraculous cures attested
to in the following diseases: Paralysis,
rheumatism, Neuralgia, Consumption,
Malaria, Bright's Disease of the Kid
news, Syphilitic and Mercurial Affec-
tions, Scrofufa, Catarrh, La Grippe, all
Female Complaints, etc, etc. Board,
Lodging and Bathing, $3.50 per day; sl4
per week; $50 per month. Stage meets
Denver trains and waits for Santa Fe
train upon request. This resort Is at
tractive at all seasons and is open all
winter. Passengers for Ojo Caliente can
leave Santa Fe at 1908 a. m. and reach
Ojo Caliente at S p. m. the same day.
Fare for the round trip from Santa Fe
to Oio Caliente, 81. For further partic-
ulars, address