The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1900-03-16
Editorial and Otherwise

On their own merits modest men are
dumb.
Too many politicians are dead to
rights.
Some people say good deal, but talk
very little.
Truth crushed to earth Is dangerous
explosive.
Silence is sometimes the most egregi.
GUS boasting.
Better reap two days too soon than
one too late.
If we subdne not our passions they
will subdue us.
The gossip in home decreases as the
liberty increases.
A stingy man flatters himself that he
Is an economist.
We are born crying, live complaining
and die disappointed.
A serpent's fang is little thing, but
death is its victory.
The eighth wonder Of the world is {
woman who has no curiosity.
The only sure thing about q man.
first love is that it isn't his last.
Shoddy people are always trying t.
get into respectable society.
Dress man as u woman dresses, ant
you will freeze him TO death.
Every ones sweetheart sometimes
gets up in arms against him.
It's lonely day in yellow dogs life
when nobody tries to kick him.
When our vices leave us, we flattei
ourselves that we are leaving them.
Forgetfulness is the result of the
brains giving the mind a vacation.
Some men are born foolish and some
achieve foolishness by falling in love.
A pessimist is a man who is always
dissatisfied with his own satisfaction.
If a man would live to n ripe old age
he should get his name OIL the pension
roll.
The whisper Of beautiful woman can
he heard farther than the loudest call OF
duty.
Young men who expect TO rise to posi-.
tiun and influence should spurn the
pool room.
The average woman spends more time
trying to improve her complexion than
her mind.
In character, in manner, In style, in
all things, the supreme excellence il
simplicity.
"Don't say that girl Is freckled. BE
polite, and say she Is sun-kissed." II
sounds better.
It's better to sacrifice ones love OF
sarcasm than to indulge 1t at the ex-
pense of q friend.
Whenever delinquent lodges the
collector you may safely put him down
as dead beat.
The straight and narrow path is en-
tirely too wide to suit some narrow
minded people.
A woman with heartache can smile
just as sweetly, but she has to limp
when her shoe hurts.
A married man says thing Of beauty
ceases to he a Joy forever when his wife
wants one like II.
There is yellow streak in humanity
that seeks to shift dishonOrable respon-
sibilities onto others.
Whenever Q man ia browbeaten 1t is
usually by the gray matter behind some
other fellows brow.
Every time girl catches on to new
wrinkle in hair-drcssing she wants 10
have her picture taken.
Half the women In the world may not
know how the other half live, but they
know how they dress.
Life Is fortified with many friendships.
To love and to be loved is the greatest
happiness Of existence.
Consciousless men arc curse to any
community. Their influence on the
young people 10 powerful for evil.
Every man knows something about
some other man that would make some
woman In the world uncomfortable.
It Is . mistake about II being unheal.
thy to sleep in feathers Look at the
spring chicken and SEQ how tough he ia
Inventors are always trying to get or
to new wrinkles, but women Of uncer
tain age sre always trying TO keep them
on.
Woman Il the only female In creation
who sings; she ID also the only female
whose plumage y nnsr than that Of ii
mate.
'sHew close TO the line; Let the chips
hy whore they may" Il good idea, but
don't hew simply 70 make chips hy IN
somsbody's fsca
II frequently happens that those who
are most inGsnionS IN dsvising plans ol
scouony for others Ars themselves e3'
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