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The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1900-06-30
THE REAL STORY.
uow MIR. shakespeare's Poetic LII
cense Put n Twist in
Julius Caesar.

Col Julius Caesar, Maj. Brutus and Capt.
Marc Anthony were sitting in Sextus Booz..
ems ems cafe one evening, discussing, affairs Of
the sixth ward when POrt IIot in @,rSua
a ond Strained the outfit to find his weight,
relates a the Baltimore American. After he
had gone Col Caesar remarked; -.
n like these fat guys. They can't get
around fast enough to do any assassinating."
$50 do like them" said Brutus. "A tag !,
man ssw y FO said Mare, dfm interested in
toga factory down here on the ,Appiann Way,
and, of course, we would rather sell togas
to tot The fat men than to the,skinny ones"
Il like EN-" interrupted sextus Booz1em,
who was wiping of the TABLE with Inc ne Sk aid
more than the other kind" .g,
OF course, when Shakespeare dramatized
the story he took liberties with it, just as
dramatists do to this day.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1900-06-30
BARBER COT !, /.
I'm Relating a LlttI,
the Manner OF IA. E 0's
1t Upon Him.

|, Henry Lamm, an atto,..
"a story at the receptio .Oiney w
association recently ;saGt&N
laugh, says the Kansas IN, ta 4 ~
He said: ~ lnpnp
"This is taking an n,s, 4
me l have a paper II ns ~
am to read at the meetinau ~ M
very dry paper and I IN, Io.nn,
to read it. II | am given "n' \, ~
counagement / will re s'iy !. IAs
would be one on YOU asa wo \ Ilg
And that reminds ' my \.
recently and there the av'' \. "
a man asks you: Have wy aan !
about the two dirty coIl!ys oa As Y
posed to answer: No;
says: That's one on von Alat
"a. Dutch barber VIZ VIZ 1.
this joke concluded to az T., aaa v
customer who came into' Z. \ 4
was getting ready to sS, ~ 4 ,as \
he asked him: - 'na'e Wi
" HAT you heard dot a..
dirty collars?' ~ ''OfyiAl
!" n. NO., answered the custom.
VEIL dots one you sct ~
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1900-06-30

"Their married life seems to be perfectly
banny," eyes. He told her. his mother
never made anything fit to eat. "-lndianap-
oils Journal.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1900-06-30
COOLEY CALF AND cow WEAVER
The only successful Weaver
in the world.
100000 now in use.
TRY ONE.
Its advantages are many, q
few we enumerate.
GREENVILLE, MISS.

lat. Positively prevents sucking.
I'd 1t cannot hurt its mother Oh
self, as ihere are No prOn2s.
81 Blu; 1t can eat grass nav o.
grain on the ground. and drfAh
water or milk without trouble.
Attn. No Cow can suck herself o
ny other cnws
5ib Il will wean colts as well n
caves.
YOU pIow corn the last time. or On,
fotlder or pick sweet corn, or husI
fell corn. anil they ca1nOt eat IN
corn. a. 1t is impossiblefor IN ami
NAL To- cat anything that star :.
such as core tres, et1.
The Grit-advocate., 1900-09-21
THE BRA VERY OF WOMAN

Was graEdly shown by Mrs. John
Bowling of Butler, Pennsylvania, in ii
three years struggle with Il malignant
stomach trouble that caused distress
sing attacks of nausea and Indigestion.
All remedies failed to relieve her nn-
til she tried Electric Btters. After
taking it two months she wrote; Il
am now wholly cured and can eat any
thing. 1t is truly a grand tonic for
the whole system, as gained weight
and feel much stronger since using it,"
1t aids digestion, cures dyspepsia, i'm
proves appetite, gives new life. Only
SOC. Guaranteed, at G. Lavelle's drug
store.
The Grit-advocate., 1900-09-21
Halls Hill, Tenn, Nov. y, 1895.

Halls HILL Tenn, Nov. y, 1895.
Cured IA young lady of rheumatism
some time ago with four bottles Of
DR.. j. II. McLean's Liver and Kidney
Balm. The doctor had discharged
the case because he could give her no
relief. B. r. BIVINS.
For Sale by G. Lavelle,
The Grit-advocate., 1900-09-21
For Sale,

Five room house in Julesburg. Cash
or payments. Either one or two lots
For particulars address Mrs. II. D..
VOIGHT, Taona, New.
The Grit-advocate., 1900-09-21

zen of the United States. He was ac-
companied by lawyer who claimed
that no papers were necessary: that
the treaty of Paris made all citizens OF
Porto Rico citizens of the Uuited
States. The clerk declined to try to
solve the puzzle, and he referred it to
Justice Bradley who, at first said that
the safest way was for the Porto Rican
to forswear allegiance to Porto Rico
and take the oath of allegiance to the
United States. His lawyer objected,
claiming that if he forswears alleg
lance to Porto Rico, the oath includes
the United States. Justice Bradley
conceded the point made. and then in
structed the applicant for citizenship
to forswear allegiance to Spain or any
crown or potentate, and directed that
he be given his papers. This ruling
practically holds that Porto Ricans
are not citizens Of the United States:
1t is not surprising that lawyers are
looking forward with interest tG the
court that will settle the constitution
al status Of Porto Rico. The court
will be asked to advance the case in
volying this question soon after it
meets next month, and an early de-
cision is looked for. But inasmuch as
there is no politics in th" question, it
is not probable that the decision will
be handed down before the presiden-
tial election.
John McMakin, labor commissioner
of New York, was one of the witnesses
this week before the industrial COM
mission, which is devoting its atten-
tion to trusts and their relations to la
Dor. He said of present conditions:
The chief danger in the present indus
trial situation is that the success Of
trusts in leading business enterprises
will lead to the popular belief that
concentration Of all business enter
priSes under one general management
is good thing, and that thus the drift
toward state socialism might be has
tened. Mr.. McMakin said that while
favoring arbitration of industrial dis
putes, his experience in New York had
not greatly impressed him with the
value of state arbitration boards, that
board having during the past year on
ly settled 46 out of 455 strikes which
had come under its jurisdiction.
The Grit-advocate., 1900-09-21
WASHINGTON CORRESPONDENCE.
Breezy Gossip on Various Topics
From the Nations Capital,

How this government can get its
troops out of Pekin and at the same
time have the troops protect Ii Hung
Chang in Pekin is the newest conun-
drum of the Chinese situation. The
promise of this government officially
made this week to see that Ii Hung
Chang. who, in association with Prince
Ching, is authorized to negotiate with
the powers, is furnished safe escort
from Shanghai to Pekin and protected
after he gets there. if he needs it. can
only mean that our troops are to be
kept in Pekin, Notwithstanding the
previous official statement made TO
Russia that if the Russian troops were
Withdrawn from Pekin the American
troops would also be withdrawn. 1t
may be that this government has in
formation which has not been made
public concerning change of mind on
the part Of Russia about withdrawing
its troops. If not. the official state
ments are hard to square with each
other. But Ii Hung Charg probably
knew what he was doing When he
asked for protection OF the American
troops.
Six women are regularly on the
stump in this campaign That is,
there are six women who. are recog-
nized by the political committees on
the same basis as the male spell-bind
70 IL, II, IL
There are doubtless other women
speakers working under local commit
tees. OF these six, two-Mrs. j. Ellen
Foster and Miss Helen Varick Bos
welfare speaking for Mckinley, and
four-Mrs. Anna Diggs, Mrs. Ellen
Lease. Miss Ingles and Mrs. Eva
Mcdonald Valesh-are for Bryan.
The greatest demand for the women
stumpers comes from Colorado. Idaho,
Utah and Wyoming. although it is by
no means confined to those few states
alone.
An incident small of itself is being
talked of in diplomatic circles as ind-
eating desire on the part Of
the German emperor to show
his friendliness towards the United
States. Three assistant naval con-
structors-W. G.. Du Bose, +. f. Eg-
CERT and j. w. Powell-who have been
pursuing special course of study at
the great ship yards of GLASGOW, Scot
land, have been on the special and
urgent invitation Of the emperor or
dered to Berlin for Il course of instruc-
tion in advanced naval architecture
and construction
In accordance with an opinion of the
attorney general holding that all of
the card chain schemes now being
widely advertised are violations OF the
anti-lottery law, the post Office depart
ment has directed postmasters to mott
fy all promoters and conductors of
such schemes to discontinue them or
take the consequences Of being Ollie
tally proceeded against.
Justice of the supreme court OF the
District of Columbia had a little puz-
Hle presented to him this week. in
vOlving the status of a citizen of Porto
Rico. A Porto Rican, who is stu
dent in Washington, applied to the
clerk of the court to receive his dec
laration of intention to become citl-
The Grit-advocate., 1900-09-21
k(od OIL
Dyspepsia Cure
Diqests what you eat.

1tartiticially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon-
structing the exhausted digestive Or
gans. 1t is the latest discovered digest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach it in efficiency. 1t in
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache, Gastralgia, ,Crampsan
all other results ofimperfect digestion.
Price SOC. and 81. Large size contains IN times
small size Book all about dyspepsia mailedfree
Prepared by e. G. DEWITT a CO.. Chicago.
The Grit-advocate., 1900-09-21
TANKS. STOCK TANKS.

Pine. Cypress and Redwood A
large stock at the Iddings lumber
yard. Prices are as low as the lowest
The Grit-advocate., 1900-09-21

uERE is a medical lecture
| in a nutshell. The Kid
neys drain water and i'm
purities from the blood. The
Liver makes bile and helps to
drive off other waste. If these
organs work badly the body
becomes cesspool and disease
sets in. You must get them into
healthy action or die.
The Grit-advocate., 1900-09-21

Colorado Springs (Colo.) Gazette, Daily
Mining Edition. "a a year in advance. All
the mining news and stock quotations.
The Grit-advocate., 1900-09-21
DtlH.f|cLeons
.Lixs4KdI,syyba

is an old and unsurpassed rem
edy for Backache. Debility,
Sleeplessness, Lost Appetite,
Foul Tongue, Palpitations and
all other symptoms of disease in
those organs. 1t cures as well
as prevents every serious trouble
in Kidney, Liver or Bladder.
AT druggists, $I.oo per bottle.
THE Or II. MCLEAN MEDICINE co,
0T. LOUIS. NO.
For sale by q. Lavcllc.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-12-08
WILDER'S STEAMSHIP CO. LID
S. s. KINAU,
FREEMAN, Master.
MOLOKAI, MAUI, HAWAII.

Steamer KINAU will sail from Homo
lulu on Tuesdays at IL noon, for Kau-
nakakai, Lahaina, Maalaea Bay, Kihei,
MAIZENA,, Kawaihae, Mahukona, Lau-
pahoehoe and Hilo.
Returning. will sail from Hilo on
Fridays at 10 a. M, for above named
ports, arriving at Honolulu on Satur-
days.
Passengers and freight will be taken
for Makena, Mahukona, Kawaihae, Hi
10, Hakalau, Honomu, Papaikou and
Pepeekeo.
Passengers and PACKAGES ONLY
will be taken for Kaunakakai, Lahai-
ma, Maalaea Bay, Kihet and Laupahoe-
hoe.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-12-08

This Company reserves the right to
make changes in the time of departure
and arrival of it's steamers WITHOUT
NOTICE, and it will not be responsible
for any consequences arising there
from.
Consignees must be at the landing
to receive their freight. This company
will not hold itself responsible for
freight after 1t has been landed.
Live stock received only at owners
risk.
This company will not be responsible
for money or valuables of passengers
unless placed in the care of the pursers.
Passengers are requested to purchase
tickets before embarking. Those fall
ing to do so will be subject to an ad-
ditional charge of twenty-five percent.
The company will not be liable for
loss of, nor injury to, nor delay in de-
livery of baggage or personal effects OF
passengers, or freight of shippers, be-
yond the amount of 800, unless the
value of the same bedeclared when re-
ceived by the company, and an extra
charge be made therefor.
All employees of the company are Tor
hidden to receive freight without deliv-
ering a shipping receipt therefor In the
form prescribed by the Company and
which may be seen by shippers upon
pany's steamers.
Shippers are notified that II freight
is shipped without such receipt 1t Will
be solely at the risk of the shipper.
c. L. WIGHT, President.
S. B. ROSE, Secretary.
CAPT. T. K. CLARKE, Port Supt.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-12-08
CURE FOR CHRONIC DIARRHOEA.

CURE FOR CHRONIC DIARRHOEA.
about five years ago 1 was troubled
with catarrh of the lower bowel" says
c. T. Chisholm, 4S4 Dearborn Ave, Chi
cago, and though / consulted several
eminent physicians who prescribed for
me, found their remedies failed to in
any way relieve me, and the trouble
almost became chronic. After suffering
several months, one day concluded to
try Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy and 1 beg to assure
you that I was most agreeably sur
prised TO find after taking two doses Of
the remedy. that I was completely re-
lieved of the disease that cost me so
much trouble and annoyance. I am
thankful to say that have not suffered
from 1t since" For sale by Benson,
Smith & Company, general agents for
Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-12-08
TENNIS THIS AFTERNOON.

In the gentlement's doubles on Pa
cifc tennis courts yesterday afternoon
tie was recorded and the final con-
est will have to be played this afternoon
Yesterday Elston and Ross opposed
Adams and Brock. The first game was
Ga for the former and the second GA
for the latter. Playing this afternoon
will begin at 2 o'clock. A reception viii
be in progress at the time. Tea will be
served under the supervision of Mrs. G..
=. Wilder, Mrs. A. NJ. Brown and Mrs.
j. $. Walker.
The victors this afternoon will have
to meet Anterior and Cooke, the
champions of 1899.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-12-08
s, S, CLAUDINE,
MACDONALD, Master.
MAUI.

Will leave Honolulu every Tuesday
at p. NJ, touching at Lahaina, Ka-
hului, Nahiku, Hama Hamoa and Kipa-
hulu, Maui. Returning, touches at
above named ports, arriving at Homo
lulu Sunday mornings.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-12-08
NEW BOOK BULLETIN.
THE GOLDEN RULE BAZAAR
$40 FORT STREET.

"In Circling Lamps"-by Attsheler.
'Resurrection"-by Count Tolstoi
'The Road to Paris"-by Stephens
1.-THE Banker and the Bear"-by Web
ster.
unto the Heights of simplicity"-by
Reimers.
"A Mans Undoing'-by Mrs. Lovett
Cameron.
Our Presidents and How We Make
Them"-by Mcclure.
1.-THE Sledge''-by Risley.
Bob, Son Of Battle"-by Ollivant.
1.-THE Black Terror-A Russian Rom
ance"-by Legs.
"Boy''-by Marie Corelli,
1.-The Waters of Edera"-by Oinda.
"Red Blood and Blue"-by Harrison
Robertson,
1.-THE Touchstone"-by Edith Wharton.
and scores of others just as good, and
something to suit the taste of all
classes of readers.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-12-08
S. S. LEHUA
BENNETT, Master.
MoLOKAI, MAUI, LANAI.

Sails every Monday for KauTakakai,
Kamalo, Maunalei, Kalaupapa, Laha-
inc, Honolua, Olowalu. Returning ar
rives at Honolulu Saturday mornings.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-11-21

IF you want TO sell your
bicycle, put an ad. in
. the NEWS.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-11-21

We offer limftsd amount OF the full
paid, on-asscssable stock OF the Par
Value Gold Mining Company. at 80 cents
per share for working Capital.
The capital stock or the company Is
only $4,000; u of the usual capitalization
OF mining companies. on which basis this
offer Is equivalent to i21s cents per share.
It's property is located In the richest
section of the Cripple Creek mining dis
trict. which will produce s3o,oco.ooo gold
this year. ana is surrounded by and near
TO the Independence. Portland. Gold
Coin. Strong and other great producers
worth sGo.oOo.ooo and paying millions OF
dollars I'm dividends.
Cripple Creek is the most prosperous
and profitable mining district in the
world. and thousands Of merchants. me
chsnics. workingmen and others have
realized fortunes from thousands of dol
lars to millions within eight years. while
the camp is only in its infancy.
The Par Value property is working
proposition. equipped with machinery.
and will be producing within ninety days,
and earning money for its stockholders.
over 500. 900 has been taken from Its veins
mate business proposition, managed by
experienced mining men for the best re-
suItx In the stockholders
The company also controls the stock
Of . corporation which cwns iS acres
of valuable mining land in tho Cripple
Creek district. In addition to tho prop
erty which IL is now operating. The
Creston Leasing Co, operating on the
same basis as the Par Value earned and
paid $4,000 last year in dividends, or
sl5.75o TO each of its 30 stockholders. who
had paid In but $500 each. or s2e on each
800 invested.
Reliable estimates show that this COM
pany can earn SIS, 900 per month net from
the present property and an addition
which II eontempiates, equal to over
100 per cent per annum on the capitaliza-
tlOn anu IvV per Ctnt- oii thc Pi'S'he
price of It's shares $50 cents). One half
of this, or 100 per cent. would yield an
income of $50 per year on an investment
OF $50; 500 on 500: S5os on $500; $1,000 on
$1,000, and 5000 on 5000 invested.
Tho Elkton Company has paid $500. 900;
Gold Coin s540. 900; Lottie Gibson sss7, 500;
Portland sSl,7, 900; Victor Si.255,0oo: Vim
dicator s4ss oe0; Stratton's Independence
se7s. 900, and 45 other companies from s1o,-
00o to $4,000 in dividends each. and all
are in the same district as the Par Value.
The Par Value is the best mining pro-
position for investors that can be pre-
sented, integrity OF management, loca-
tion and value Of property, richness OF
ore, cheapness OF mining and treatment:
low specialization. price of shares and
work going on. considered. IL In not
prospect or experiment but proven
working mine. As the amount of stock
for sale Is small, those wanting shares
should apply at once.
We will carry this stock three months
on a margin OF 20 cents per share, while
the price remains at 80 cents, and on 50
cents per share margin when Il advances
to 500 per share with interest at per
cent. As soon as the present allotment
is sold. the price will be advanced to
800. Prospectus on application.
SMITH. STERN Il CO..
40 Walnut ST., Room IS. Philadelphia, Pa.
Beacon St. Boston, Mass.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-11-21
ITALIAN knife.
Cutting Affrayln Thornton Last
Night Results Badly for
Nicola Fortini.

A stabbing affray occurred in Thornton
ut l0:30 last night. In which Nicola For
tint, grocer. who had attempted 10
act the part OF peacemaker. was the vic
tim.
Fortinfs store is on. the Plainfeld pike.
near the British Hosiery company's S
mill.
Giuseppi Cardiff was In Fortinis store.
where Giuseppi started quarrel with
his own brother.
brother, and having a family interest he
urged the men to desist.
When the store was closed and the
trio were on the highway Giuseppi re-
newed his bellicose conduct.
Fortini then pleaded with Giuseppi to
no home and this so enraged the latter
that he drew knife and cut Fortini
three tfnes-Once under the behind the
left arm, once on the left side of the
head and once on the left arm.
Dr. II. II. shaw dressed the wounds
and found that one cut only had any ten
dency toward seriousness.
Chief OF Police Kimball at midnight
arrested Cardiff I'm Antonio Cenami'~ =
house, near the scene OF the assault. In
the prisoners coat pocket was found a
knife which was stained with blood.
Cardiff claimed that he had cut For
tfnl fn self-defence
Is ~ years old and has wife
and six children. Cardilli Is S2 years old
Cardilli was arrsigned before Judge
Palmer. of the Eighth district court. at
the town hall In Cranston. today
lie pleaded not guilty TO the charge OF
assault with n knife and was placed un-
der 1900 bonds for his preliminary exami-
nation az Thornton, next Monday morn
ins.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-11-21
Chicago Markets.

Reported by Lewis A. May & Co. ns
Banigan Building.
Open High Low C1,s
ing. est etL Ing.
WHEAT
Dec 80. 7O5s 7lH 7Oss-A 7li5
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-11-21
FINANCIAL NEWS
BULLS AND BEARS.

New York Nov. 2l.-London led the
way In a further advance i'm prices this
morning. Opening dealings here were In
very large lots, running from 1000 TO 5000
sharp IN many stocks.
Gains with few exceptions. were only
fractions. Northern Pacific rose IA and
Union Pacific point. There were run
ming sales OF 5000 shares OF Northern
Pacific Preferred at S5a. down to IS COM
pared with s5ss last night. Atchison
opened up an, extreme ib on running
sales OF 5000 shares.
The local traction stocks were notable
for gains over a point There were a
few slight losses. the most important be-
Ing In Tennessee coal. The tendency
was easier after the opening.
Cotton futures opened steady at the
decline December, 9.Ss; January, Feb
ruary, 9.oL March; ssi; April. s.9; May
Business In stocks was In enormous
volume, but the market OF about the
same character MS recently namely,
yielding after the high opening on heavy
sales to take profits. The effect was
most marked in the Northern Pacincs,
which lost lnl& for common snd pre-
Reading First Preferred and Tennessee
Coal were the only stocks that lost a
point.
The Changers showed resilliency and
when Sugar. Brooklyn Transit. Peoples
Gas and Union Pacific were lifted the
market responded I'm sympathy Before
IL o'clock the market became highly ir-
regular.
The fractions felt the impulse of a
heavy demand which, advanced them 1d2iz
with Brooklyn Transit leading. Other
stocks succumbed To profit taking and
the weight OF these sales caused ,he
fractions TO run of before noon. Gains
I'm some of the steel stocks. the tobaccos
and the Northern Pacific were wiped out
and other stocks reacted a point.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-11-21
TO Be PROMOTED
Rhode islander Now In tho
Philippines 10 Receive a Sac-
ond LIsutenanCy for Merit.

James p. Calland OF this city, who
went to the Philippines as hospital stew
ard OF the 26th Regiment, has conducted
himself so faithfully that he has been
recommended by Chief Surgeon Charles
r. Mason for promotion to second
lieutenancy.
Steward Calland served in a similar
capacity in the First Rhode Island, and
the officers and men of the regiment all
spoke of him In the highest terms. While
in the Philippines he has shown him
self cool and intrepid under fire. as let
ters home from members of the regiment
testify.
on one occasion. IL is recorded, he car
ried a wounded man off the battlefield on
his back unaided, and unmindful of the
bullets which few around him.
Lieut.. Earl G. NJ. Pierce OF Woon-
socket, now serving I'm the 26th United
States Volun teers, has been for some
time temporarily in command OF Com
pany A.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1900-11-21

Sunday School Convention Elects
a New Vice President t--Other
Matters Disposed Of.

A meeting OF the executive committee
of the First District Sunday School AS
ISOLATION of Providence was held last
evening.
Superintendent Burt of the Elmwood
Temple was elected vice president to fill
the vacancy caused by the resignation OF
j. Bowers Slade.
Eugene Lawton, assistant superintend-
ent OF Trinity Union NJ. Il. Sunday school,
was added TO tho executive committee.
IL was voted TO acoept the, invitation OF
the Calvary Baptist Sunday school to hold
the FIRST meeting OF the association with
them.
The meeting will take place Monday.
December 10. and will be a conference
and social to which all Sunday school
workers In the district are invited.