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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11
PERTINENT OR PARTLY so

Now that the election of Mckinley Tin.
suTes return of our unemapled pros
perity." will Mr.. Lowry be so kind as
to equip each of his conductors with
scuttle of coal and some kfndilng
Red Wing, Tams Bixby's town. is in
terrupted in its celebration of Sam Van
SAINTS victory by an infestation of the
box elder bug. Every rose has its thorn.
1t is now given out that the possession
of Cibitu and Cagayen is essential to
the perpetuity of American Institutions
in the Philippines. This may be pos
sibie of argument, or it may not but 1t
certainly is as clear as day that An
droscoggin, Susquehanna and Kalamc zoo
are soon to lose their unique place In the
poetic nomenclature of Uncle Sans do
minion. ~
Standard oil shares have gone up furtn-
er than ever. Who said trusts were not
benefcent to the shareholders?
Minneapolis sends thirteen Republicans
to the state legislature, and yet none Of
them thinks he Is unlucky.
just at this time Gov. Lind is the least
of Sammy Van SAINTS troubles. Tho
rush of officeseekers has begun, and from
the number who claim to have contrib
uted largely to his election, the Winona
man is absolutely unable to understand
how the result was in doubt even for
minute.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11
CANADIAN AFFAIRS,

Our Canadian. neighbors. like ourselves,
have just emerged from the conflict of
a general election, and, like ourselves,
have manifested all that intensity Of in
terest that prevails when a gov
eminent of the people by the peo-
pie and for the people. is acknowledg-
ed as the royal standard of government.
AS many Of our readers may not have
given much attention to the unique ro-
s'tion of our young neighbor, which
claims recognition as a nation, perhaps
short sketch of its rise and progress
may not be uninteresting at the close of
it's ninth general election.
Less than thirty-four years age an act
framed by the statesmen of Ontario, Que
bee. Nova Scotia and New Brunswick.
was passed in the parliament of Great
Britain connecting these provinces into
a confederation, to be known as The
Dominion of Canada. On the first day of
July. 1867, this act, which is now regarded
as the constitution Of the Dominion, was
proclaimed in all the principal towns and
cities of the different provinces, ard on
that day, which Is now and Will con-
tinue to be their national holiday, was
swung out among the nations young
commonwealth claiming all the rights.
amenities liberties and privileges that are
conceded to each other by civilized COM
munities, claiming the rank and status
OF nation.
After testing their constitutions for over
thirty-three years, the people seem to
be we'll satisfied with results. Only some
eloquent Missionaries who probably never
contributed a single idea to the origin or
working. of the scheme, are on record as
dreamers of change, and they have the
temerity to mention Independence as the
goal Of their ambition But it is quite
safe to say that IS per cent of the peo-
pie, including all the statesmen worthy
Of the name. prefer to be regarded as
the right-arm power and occupy the
place Of honor in what they believe to
be the greatest empire of this or any
other age. than to occupy an inferior
position by the side of nation ten
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11
THE LITTLE DUTCH QUEEN.


The little Dutch queen from the dunes
and the dykes will soon be welded,
[ ween:
She viii loop up her hair meath a coron-
cts glare. this fortunate little
And burghers will gather from market
and fair to cheer at the wonderful
scene.
The little Dutch queen from the dunes
and the dykes will marry a soldier,
We're told;
He's young and he's tall. he came at her
call-what matters the weight of his
She has title to spare her treasures she'll
share with the fusileer handsome
and bold.
The little Dutch queen from the dunes
and the dykes has a highly melodi-
Gus voice;
She told the grim fathers-and laughed
at their frowns-she'd marry the
man of her choice.
And every true lover. the great and the
small, with the little Dutch maid will
rejoice.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11

be weaned from their view by any repre-
sehtation, however powerful, of the fall
ure which the Latin American races of
Central and South America similarly sit
uated to Cuba have made of the freedom
they won successfully from Spain.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11
THE PROOF is READY

The Globes circulation statement by an affidavit ana
Tor the reason that fe" advertisers do realize person who will a
"hu fraudulent statement will scarcely swear to its accuracy
instead Paang affidavit the Gobs any one and ev.ry m
interested TO time make full scrutiny its circulation lists an.
records and visit its and mailing departments check and keen tab
on the number papers printed and the disposition made
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11
SUNDAY GLOBE CHANCES.

Today, Nov. II, is the twenty-second
Sunday after Trinity III the Evangelical
church memoranda. If the Catholic
church it is the twenty third Sunday af>
ter PentecOst. The sun is due to rise to,
day at 6:44 a. m, and set at 4:43 d. m
The twilight begins at 4:5S a. M and ends
at 6:29. The moon is III last quarter. The
international Sunday school lesson is
from Luke Xvi:19-31, the topic being, 1.-The
rich man and Lazarus The golden text
Is, Lay up for yourselves treasures in
heaven Matt. vi:20. The responsive
reading is Psalm cvii:1-20 The Christian
Endeavor and Epworth League lesson is
Luke XiV:23-S3, the topic being "a decis
ION for Christ" This day is also the be,
ginning of the week of prayer for young
men, as fixed by the international com
n.ittee Of the Y. VI. c. A.
The logical candidate of the Republic
ans as d successor to Van SAINT is Doc
Ames, of Minneapolis.
Many of our people do not know The
noble work that is being done every day
at the st. Paul Free Medical Dispensary
on West Ninth street. The Glance man
called yesterday with one of the eighteen
good doctors who ch2erfully give a por,
ton of their time, from to p. m. daily
to the kindly work of looking after the
ailments of scores of poor patients. Yes
terday when the writer was there over
sixty patients were in waiting, besldes a
class of eighty students from the state
university vas scattered through the nine
departments listening to talks by our io>
cal physicians about diseases affecting
various applicants for relief Hundreds OF
patients are cared for every month and
prescriptions are charged for at the rate
Of 10 cents each, but fee if patients are
unable to pay. Mrs. Hattie blanchard
has been matron for the last six years,
and can always be found at the dispen-
sary The Globe will take occasion soor
to give the institution and the splendid
women who are back of it, as well as the
doctors who are making it q success,
proper consideration.
In the puzzle colunIn found on another
page of the Globe viii be found some
good sentences written by boy and girl
readers of this paper, made up from the
initials OF William Mckinley, w. J. Bry-
an, John Lind and s. r. Van SAINT. One
about the latter reads: Sam runs very
slowly Indeed he did, about $1,000 be-
hind the vote for Mckinley.
The Iowa State Dairy association mcetl
at Storm Lake en- Tuesday for a session
of three days. The Minnesota Butter and
Cfieesen.akers association will meet at
Paramount on Thursday, Nov. q. The
Minnesota Dairynen's association meets
at Fergus Falls Dec. 11-13.
Today, Nov. IL, is the anniversary Of
the birth in 1885, Of Bernardo Tasso, Ital-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11


physician of his day.
November is a happy mean
A pleasant moderator
OF weather, bout halfway between
The ''skeeter" and the skater
Good Cheer.
Do you know that the western bound
airy of Wisconsin, on well executed maps.
carries profile of a face, and likened
unto WashingtOn's. That the outline of
Uncle Sam" is to be found on we'll made
maps in the states of louisiana Arkan-
sas, Missouri, Iowa and Minnesota. one
above the other, Minnesota serving as
Sans hat and louisiana as his feet
the Mississippi river forming the front
line of the figure?
What's writ is writ; but something
further can be written-yes, and it can
be written over that which is the record
of our fault as in the palimpsests of
former times men wrote one thing over
another, the page first cleansed with pur-
flying tears w. Chadwick Yes. and
the time will come when the republic will
say that no country has a right to
forcibiy set up a government for unwiI-
ing alien people in distant lands-a Mon
roe doctrine for the whole world.
Henry Moore lives in a six room house
at Monroe Falls, Ohio. He is a labor
ing man, with a wife and twenty chill
dren, fifteen of whom live at home. He
is fifty years old and his wife is forty
three The family income is not more
than SO a week from his labor but he
manages to live, but ECONOMY Is practic-
ed so successfully that students who are
considering careful living might get
. 81
fad- Hoo
ammergau, who take part in the passion
Play" enjoyed receipts this season
amounting to $500, co., while the sum OF
more than s1,0000 900 was taken in by the
hotel people and shopkeepers. F..
No women have yet been voted into the
American Hall of Fame, but three wo-
men. the wives of famous men. have been
accorded the honor of burial in West
minister abbey. They are Lady PaImers-
ton, Lady Augusta Stanley and Mrs.
Gladstone
A. German and an Englishman an
nounce inventions to enable soldiers to
shoot around a corner. It's hardly worth
While to doubt anything nowadays.
'Pessimisrn,' according to the medical
view, is dyspepsia of the pia mater and
medulla oblongata. The sensory nerves
and cord haIf-baked thoughts. unripe and
half-maSticated ideas and alcoholic
draughts of pruriency. normal digestion
is impossible and there is no nerve force
to supply the motor system from which
flow the Gulf streams of fecund irriga-
ton"
cit is reported that Spain has made an
alliance with Aguinaldo. Oh, no-Spain
knows when she has had enough Dis
patch. We don't. Every nation must
have its own experience.
The emperor of Morocco has only one |
war ship, the Hassani, and until recently !
it had no guns, until a short time ago the |
emperor bought four pieces from Spain !
and has had them mounted He wants !
to get into the ring with the other powers
now spending so much money building /
battle ships. The world must have some
fad to occupy it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11
GLOBES CIRCULATION INST VEEE

AdUeFtiseFS reminded respective ceqto,q m tb
weekdGy and Sunday Globe largely separate proposi0ns that
the Sunday being smaller the parts than the Ue8day edition
and larger in st. Paul and nearby cities and towns
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11

ian poet, father of the more distinguished
poet Targueto Tasso; of VIM. Edwards,
in ITO, grandson of iona than Edwards,
noted in connection with inventions in
leather; of M. F. x. BIZ
chat, in III, the eminent French ply
s1ologist and anatomist, of whom it is
said: mo one has done so much and so
well in a short time" having only lived
thirty-one years; of Thomas Bailey Al
drick in 1886, American poet, novel
list and journalist; of John Abercrombie,
in 1881, the most distinguished Scotch
physician of his day.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11

November is happy mean
pleasant moderator
of weather bout halfway between
The 'skeeter" and the skater
Good Cheer
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11
GLOBES TELEPH0NE CALLS.
Glte ST. Irn14l 6blnl1e

THE GLOBE CO.. PUBLISHERS.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

NHnnesota-Gener fair Sunday and
Monday; warmer Monday in western
perior.
Wisconsin-Fair Sunday and Monday,
eXce9t probably snow Sunday near Lake
Mlchigan; pCTtherly winds; probably
high near the lake
lowa-Fair: warmer Monday in the ex-
Irene western portion; northerly winds
North Dakota-Fair Sunday; Monday
probably RAIN or snow. with warmer
IN eastern portion northerly winds, be-
EOnllng variable.
South Dakota-Fair; warmer Monday;
hCrJnerly winds.
Montana-Fair Sunday Monday prob
Rb!y snow variable winds.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11

Entered at Postoffice at ST Paul, Mimi,
Rs Second-Class Matter.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11

She was a young, beautiful. rich, So
ciety woman. She was married That
was her only fault-or virtue. whichever
way you look at it. She had dazzling,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1900-11-11

The logical candidate of the Republic
ans as d successor to Van SAINT is Doc
Ames, of Minneapolis.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1900-01-04
The Feminine Observer.

The tin horn as rule works over
time.
To be popular woman mustn't be too
witty.
Leftover Christmas gifts will spruce
up in the guise OF Easter offerings later
on.
1t is so easy to tell other people not to
worry, but so hard to take that advice
TO ourselves.
Many person who needed the money
for clothes has spent it on tinsel fixlngs
for the Christmas tree.
A dogs life isn't as bad as tits repre-
sented, if the dog in question happens to
be of the pet variety.
1t really exasperates woman to have
her husband so good that she has no ex-
cuse for lecturing him.
One always experiences a feeling OF
wonder that so many men can leave
their business to attend matinees.
tits horrid married man who declares
that it is better to have loved and lost
than to have loved and won.
A child regards it's Christmas failure
when it is given such fine toys that it is
forbidden to play with them.
The woman who thinks anything is
good enough to wear in the house need
not expect to be overwhelmed with offers
Of marriage.
The general use of fur as a trimming
leads one to believe that the black and
tan and the fox terrier are the only
rally happy members of the four footed
ibe. Philadelphia Times.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1900-01-04
Cockerell Blocks a Steal.

Senator Cockerel took decisive
measures to nip in the bud q motor
ious would be steal. When Senator
Pettus, of Alabama, presented "by
request a bill to pension all form.
er slaves, the senator from Missouri
lost no time in exposing the negro
in that particular wood pile. He
demanded that the bill be referred
4 the committee on pensions, and
' that body reported adversely to
the senate, so that 1t could be quick,
ly killed. Action of This sort in
the senate is never taken unless
there be positive evidence to prove
all statements made, The senator Of
Missouri was amply fortified on this
point. He has evidence to prove
that unscrupulous persons were rob
hing the ignorant ex slaves through
out the country OF fees and initiation
dues on the theory that when the
bill embodied by Senator Pettus
became law IL would make them
NIL rich. The scheme OF the "pro
moters'' was to get the bill intro
duced and then lei II hang fire while
they neeced the old slave negroes
Of the south. The bill provides
that Oxslayes Of 70 years shall ro
eeIye q cash payment Of $500 aud !
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1900-01-04
Unable TO Pronounce It.

The neighbors of "a certain we'll
known Memphis Irish family say
that the good housewife and her
lord never know what domestic
discord is except when the old man
goes home slightly ia his cups.
Then there is trouble, and plenty
of it, for the old lady is fire and tow
and she has consistently tried for Il
score of years TO get "Molke to quit
IT, The storms, according to the
story, hnve grown less violent of
late years, and for that matter the
npsy periods of"MoIke'' are not OF
such frequent occurrence as former
iy. Not long ago, so the story
goes, the old man went home pretty
well tanked, and his wife met him,
"Yis,' she SAID, "yc're comm
home agin', an t.thet dhrunk, My,
my, y, my, Moike an why Ia ityez
won't eall fur sarsapurilla whin ye
pt enuif"
"Bekaso," replied Nike, "wbiD
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1900-01-04
with Perquisites

Senator P0meroy used to tell of
local preacher in Kansas who has
forced himself upon the stump after
J;uCOin'S nomination and who de-
mandel recognition Of the party
for his services during the campaign.
lie said be would like to be sent as
minister plenipotentiary to England
or France, aud when told it was
impossible insisted upon being APP
lo,Dtc4 consul to Liverpool. Find.
ms a the "powers that be- con.
sidered that equally preposterous,
he was quite offended at what he
considered lack Of appreciation
OF his services in state that moth.
ing could have turned against the
Republicans. Finally Senator
Pomeroy said to HIM; Pm going
to Washington IN two wee ks
time. Think the matter over, and
if you should light on something in
reason, III aid you in getting it,
In ten days he called on the senator
again, his head still away up in the
clouds, and being of the impossible
tv Of getting what he thought was
about his due, said:
Senator, cau't you think Of some
place that would suit me?'
eyes" said Pomeroy, "Tve
thought of u place that would suit
you and that you would suit, and
there is Il possibility of'getting for
you It's an Indian agency"
"Au Irdian agency? What's thatY'
querried the preacher.
'Well, you are to look after the
welfare of our red brothers and see
that their supplies are properly and
honestly delivered to them"
what is il wortb?'
"One thousand five hundred dol.
lars and perqusites," returned th he
senator.
"PerqulsItes--what perquisites?
"Well, you see, my, friend, the
I government contracts for so many
head of beef cattle averaging about
so many hundred pounds. Now, in
delivering these cattle, they are
counted while being driven into the
inclosure, and if a yearl,ng should
happen to slip in now and then,
you are not to make too much fuss
about it and there you find your
perquisites. Think it over"
"l'll take it, said the reverend
gentleman, "I've already thought
it oyer, and do you know, senator,
! think veal is II blamed sight bet.
ter than beef for Indians, anyway"
PHILADELPHIA Press.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1900-01-04

of the doublejaw type, that the origina-
tor of the idea was telegraph operator,
who, while leaning back in his chair
with his hands clasped behind his head,
was brought to his senses by the blowing
of locomotive whistle. That noise
served as a connecting link for his
thoughts. With his hands still clasped,
sailor fashion, he slowly brought them
around in front of him and wondered
why the cars of that train could not be
connected with one another in the same
way his hands were hooked together.
AS a result of this curiously suggested
idea we have the almost universally used
car coupler, the two jaws of which fit
into each other and clasp after the man.
ner Of the human hands.
"There is western inventor who tells
OF dreaming Of railroad spikes one night
last summer. He saw around him moth
ing but spikes, hundreds and thousands
OF them, and tons and tons piled up IN
front of him. But these spikes differed
from any other he had ever seen in that
the four faces were grooved. He thought
about those spikes when he woke up,
and next night saw more spikes than
ever in his dream. Then he became
convinced that those spikes were intend
ed as the foundation for the fortune that
he had been striving for. AS the result
the western man has applied for patent
upon the invention, which it is claimed
effects saving of 20 per cent in the
steel used and makes cheaper and bet
ter means of holding the rail to the tie
than heretofore employed. ."-Washing-
ton Post,
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1900-01-04
A Letter From the PHILIPPINES.

Manilf, Nov. Is, 1S99
Mr.. Editor: viii you allow me space
in your paper to give b lesson to those
who had sense enough to stay at home
when volunteers were called for to go
and fight the Filipinos? Well, am one
that volunteered to id service here, and
surely God pitios US it the people in the
states do not. Our tItatment is fairly
we'll, but it has rained ever since we ar
rived in Manila Bay. We are on the
firing line but have not had any fighting
yet. There were tweny-fiye shots fired
at our captain and three pTiyates but no
one was hit. It is very hard for the in
surgents to hit our men; they don't
seem to be good markslnen. | was out
as a scout yesterday and got thirteen
head Of cattle and some OF the boys got
caribous and carts. The natives use
them for drawing loads and weuse them
for wagon trains to haul provision
through the swamps We guarded a
train of that kind from here to Mahala-
cat, a distance of nine niles. We left
here at two o'clock in thb afternoon and
did not get to Mahalacatuntil 1880 that
night. 1t rained on US all day. Tho
17th infantry, part OF that cavalry and
three pieces Of artillery took that town
that day, and I had the pleasure of see
ing them pile up dead Filipines. There
were ninety-nine killed.
When our men take town the men,
women and children get out. They
usually take everything they have.
They don't have any furniture like ours.
1t is real funny to see some of them
coming back in town next morning,
Some carrying pigs, dogs or cats and
some carrying their cooking utensils,
which consists in small ear5hen vessel
and spoon made OF a cocoanut she'll.
They live principally on rice. When
a family remains in house they display
a white flag which indicates they are
our friends.
We are living in their deserted houses.
They are made of bamboo and are very
comfortable. They have very fine
church, here an | We are using it for a
hospital.
Sam Randolph is looking fine. He
says he knows his best girl won't know
him when he gots back.
Garfield James is improving in looks.
joseph AM A1Slpl James stay with
posts in a military manner, kooping on
the watch for Filipinos. They are as
blood thirsty boys as l ever saw to be
raised in BolIinger county.
When everything is joy AMI peace and
the land flows with milk and honey,
john Wolph2s says he will go back on
the farm if Uncle sam let's him off alive.
think we will advance farther to the
front in few days.
will close. FRANK FIELDS,
Co. E., SD U. S. Vol.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1900-01-04
HIS OPINION OF THE SICK MAN.

A certain Memphian and his wife arc
in the habit occasionally of going out a.
night to entertainments and socia
affairs, and at such times they make
themselves solid with their little boy by
saying that they are going out to see g
sick man.
One week these social affairs came
pretty frequently. On Mondny night
they went to the theater, and told the
lad that they had to sit up with sick
man. Tuesday night they went out To
visit neighbor and explained that they
wero going to give some medicine to O
man that was sick. On Wednesday
night they proposed TO attend an enter
tainment and apologi2cd TO the young
chap by saying they had to put plaster
on sick mans back TO draw out the pain,
"Papa," asked the youth, sis the sick
man In much painp"
/ every much, my son,"
"And Is he pretty near dead2
eyes, he's In bad shape"
The lad thought deeply for q while
and then remarked
"Woll, papa, he can't die any too soor
10 suit NC, - Memphis seimilnr.