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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
THOUGHT He WAS A LUNATIC.

The English papers are still flied
with anecdotes of the late Lord Rus
sell, chief justice of the realm. On one
occasion his lOrdshiD was at Shrews-
bury ON circuit duty. The assizes con-
Guided on Saturday, and the lord chief
justice, who had brought d horse with
him, decided upon riding to Church
StrettOn, noted in those parts for it's
big private lunatic asylum, and then
proceeding TO Hereford the next as
size town. He stopped, however, at a
hamlet outside StTettOn and dis
mounting at the door of the only inn.
told the landlord to attend to his horse.
The landlords method of performing
his task did not please his lordship,
who spoke his mind freely to him. Hav-
ing entered the house, Lord Russell
bTusquely, as was his wont asked the
host what he could have to eat.
some bread and cheese" was the
reply.
Z see some ham on the sideboard: let
me have some, and some bread" said
his lOrdship.
Indeed / won't" replied the land
lord; lit is for supper and you binna
goin' to ave it."
DO you know who l amp" Numbered
the judge. i am the lord chief justice
of England"
In the course of this conversation the
landlord kept cautiously by the door
immediately on Lord Russell announc-
ing himself as lord chief justice he
boIted out of the room. locked the door
and rushed GreathlesS into the police
station at Church Stretton, telling the
police that a patient had escaped from
the asylum and was in a dangerous
condition at his house The police went
to the inn: the superintendent eau
tiously opened the door and was horri-
fed to find that the supposed lunatic
was really Lord Russell. Profuse and
profound apologies followed but the
lord chief justice rode away in great
Indignation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
THE STOCKMENS CONVENTION

r EW SEEM TO REALIZE the actual significance of the
livestock convention which will be held here in January
national in lis scope, though the who make It
viii come mainly from the mountains and swelling plains OF the
west livestock industry OF the principal OF
wealth the nation Possibly 1900 representative engaged
in that industry will attend the convention They will
discuss matters of business that may and probably will involve
LEGISLATION by congress Their deliberations will be important
and farreachng their effect That they have selected Salt
Lake their meeting PLACE distinguished honor for the city,
ard that should be amply justified by the accorded
them
Salt Lake has had number OF large gatherings, but
one comparable point OF importance numbers the stock
mems convention It will require labor time and money pre-
pare for the due these visitors and that
needed should be withheld:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
SOCIETY NEWS.

Miss Nye of Iowa viii arrive IN the
city next Thursday to spend the win
ter with Mr. and Mrs. George L Nye-
Miss Lucille Jennings entertained the
Sewing club YESTERDAY.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guile of Worcester.
Mass who are visiting Mr.. and Mrs.
George A. Lowe. leave next week for
the east. Miss Guile win remain here
during the winter.
A meeting Of the Needlework Guild
Will be held At 1880 this morning 1t the
residence of Mrs. W. A. Nelden, corner
of First South ana Twelfth East
streets. Important bu-iness viii come
before the meeting, and full attend
ance is desired.
There was a quiet little wedding at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. ElWOod
Bailey, 242 Sixth East street, in this
city at o'clock yesterday afternoon,
in which Samuel Jones and Miss Eva
Views of Toanc. New, were the princi-
pals. The ceremony was performed by
Rev. Joel a. Smith of the Tiff Metho-
dist church, IN the presence Of a small
circle of immediate friends. The bride
had been visiting for some time past
in the family of Mr.. Bailey, and is a
most eStimable young lady. Mr.. Jones
Is a prominent IdNCUuidu III NeNdtd.
The couple viii leave today for their
home in TOanO.
(. q =
St. Peters Guild Mission gave a
unique birthday social at St. Mark s
school house last night. The social was
given for the benefit of the mission
and ar admission of l cent for each OF
a persons birthdays was charged those
who attended. Fish ponds, fortune
telleTs and numerous other ways foI
catching odd nickels and dimes were
/ provided on the inside, and were vel
/ DatrOniZed.
/ A feature of the entertainment was
/ the selling Of the slices of a large cake
/ in which a gold ring had been placed
| for the one who obtained the lucky
] slice. When the slices were all solo
! and eaten it was found that Miss Alice
/ Kidwell had secured the ring.
| There was a good attendance and al
J enjoyable time was spent by all. The
! financial part is thought to have turn
/ ed out well. but the exact amount OF
/ the receipts could not be ascertainel
/ last nizht
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
SPEECHES HE HAD NOT MADE
Saturday Evening Post)

(SdturOdy Evening EoStJ
The late Richard Power, an Irish
statesman of eminence, possessed all
the native wit of his race. He was one
of the band of Irish nationalist mem
bers. but he was liked as much by
English, Scotch and Welsh members as
by his own countrymen, and that is
saying a great deal He rode Splendidly
TO hounds-Parnell and he had the
reputation of being the two bOldest
riders in Ireland-and, although he was
not fond of making speeches, he could
make a capital speech whenever it be-
came necessary to take part in a de-
bate.
When speaking one evening at pub
lie dinner he made allusiOn to Thack-
eray'S famous saying about the brill1-
ant repartees that one makes when
Oh living home alone at night in ones
hanson cab. Then he went on to say:
Il car assure this assembly that not
Pitt nor Fox nor Bright nor Gladstone
has ever made such eloquent speeches
in the house of commons as some which
have not made there
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
HEAVY TAX REDUCTION.

- AVING PROMISED TO REDUCE the war taxes, the
administration goes work redeem its pledge
1t IS announced Washington that all OF SI5oooooo
be taken off the schedule though how has been de-
ternned If the people good they may have the prv
leSe OF buying untaXed chewing gum the medicine men
could agree they might be the benehare but they want all OF
their stamp removed The brewers after relief hOOOt
hut the won't get because they have chance of throwing
way the other Tor years Indeed the
SI5OOoOoo small part OF the that there will
be difficulty finding any taxed article that so little
Maybe the simplest of abang the would be to collect
all and then give nhabant his share of e proposed
don. ItNould about apiece and would
mind each be thankful for the kind congress and
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
NO GROVER IN OURS.

r HERE IS NOTHING FACETIOUS about G. Cleveland.
He is taking seriously the humorous suggestion that
he may be the prophet OF regeneration that's his world in
the Democratic party Grover hasn't cast party ballot in two
presidential elections but exactly like the mans pompous
asnin assume that he party while millions who
supported Bryan a OF heather by themselves and to be
treated as such.
Apparently Grover needs somebody with club pound
into his skull the cold fact that he belongs TO the Repub
leans and they welcome him. He used stalking
horse lead Democracy into political nloass, but
the game can't be repeated.
If the country bond issues for the benefit the
national banks; rust-nade tariff big army,
ship subsidy plate jobs, let them and wei
because the country voted them But have them under
Grover
Excuse us
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
ADJUSTMENTS.

Quo Vadis" was presented to large
audience at the Salt Lake theatre at
a matinee yesterday afternoon. and
again last night. The last performance
of this play Will be given tonight.
9, 81 9
"A Day and a Night" drew another
large house at the Grand last night
Tonight THE Brownies. q company
carrying aboUt thirty children, will play
The Brownies in FaiTyland.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
woLsELeY THOUGHT IT SOUP
lChica-o Chronicle. }


Lord WoIseley, the retiring COM
mander in chief of the British army,
does not tell this story, but somehow
or other it got abroad and is generally
credited as strictly true.
On one occasion the famous field
marshaTs zeal for the welfare Of his
men got the better Of his discretion
Dinner was being served to the sol
diers. and orderlies hurried backward
and forward with steaming pals of
soup. Lord Wolseley stopped one of
them. The man was at attention in d
moment.
Remove the lid" No sooner said
than done.
But. Place yer
Let me taste it. I say
And taste il he did.
..Disgraceful! Tastes like nothing in
the world but dishwateT."
.'Plaze. yer honor" gasped the man,
''and so it is.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
Il!IIl!IITT53II

Our fee returned if we fail. Any one sending
sketch and description of any invention viii
promptly receive our opinion free concerning
the pstenta bility of same. How to Obtain
Patent" sent upon request. Patents secured
through Us advertised for sale at our expense.
Patents taken out through US receive special
notice, without charge, in The PATENT RECON-,
an illustrated and widely circulated jourasI
consulted by Manufacturers and Investors,
Send for sample copy FREE Address.
VICTOR ). EVANS & CO.
tPatent Attorneys,1
sSaAs euiIeIsg. WASHINGTON, o. q
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
OverwoTked Business.

Chicago Times-Herald.)
Mr. wellington Of Maryland has found
the Waterloo business considerably over
worked.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
Hats OFF TO Bryan.


(BaItimOre AmerlCan.)
Mr.. Bryan deserves to have the hats Of
the country ia ken off to him as a good
loser
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15

GEpEEE z = X XIX * = = > = = > > ." = !
The Genuine
Mr. Eastman
he who invented the word hodah
gave the world new inuusu.'
and pleasure. There are some deal
prs to whom Nj Eastman wt.luot
sell Kodaks. Naturally they run
them down. Don't be deceived TO
this matter, OF talked into buying
something else. Come over ana :
let Johnson tell you all about
before YOU buy. And doa forget !
that we are headquarters for no
I OAK supplies and are noted Ior 9 ,--
! superior kadak finishing. huadA
; catalog free. Address
J The JOHNSON Co. C. +. johnson
; Supt, Salt Lake, TAN ,,l
Rs&AAaE&A
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-11-15
The Last Week

In our cloak department has been
very busy one. People have been TAX
ing advantage of the discounts we
have been giving, and realize the
fact that we are doing just exactly
as we advertise.
We still have quite a number CT
Misses and Children's Jackets,
which we shall sell out at factory
prices. in ages 4 to IA years, and
will continue giving ONE-FIFTH on
on our. Ladies' Dress Suits, Golf
Canes. Dress Skirts and Jackets
OTHER GOOD THINGS
for the coming week will be special
prices on our entire stock of
LADIES' WRAPPERS,
which are made of extra quality
fauneIette, nicely trimmed, hounce
or plain skirt, and fast coIors. A few
odds and ends in Wrappers that are
up-to-date will be sold at the follow
ing prices:
our S1.75 grade at S1.15.
Our $500 grade at Sl.5O.
Our $3.50 grade at S1.65.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-02-13
Popular priveway Needed.

What Honolulu really needs" said
Attorney General Cooper last Sunday
as he was driving toward Kalihi camp.
enveloped In a cloud of dust. 'is a
special boulevard for pleasure driving.
There is no street in Honolulu which
can be considered a Boulevard; and
such a thoroughfare ought 20 be away
from the residence and business sec
lions OF the city. OF course, the Beach
road will in time become a drive. but
e has its disadvantages at present, and
Il will be a long time before there will
be sufficient foliage on each side Of the
driveway to make it popular. The
widening OF the town toward Kaimuki
and beyond Kalihi, makes Il apparent
that a road through these sections
would appeal 20 those who enjoy a
drive away from everyday street
scenes"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-02-13
oRPHEUM RE-cPENs.
Opera People Appear in Specially
The Show Enjoyed.

The Show Enjoyed.
a crowded house greeted the min
strel first part at the Orpheum last
evening. New songs, stories and jokes
OF local tone served to put the audi
ence in a good humor The solo of
Ethel Dixon and Miss Oakley's dainty
rendition Of the pretty little melody,
Lucille, You're My Lady Love, -
coupled with Mr. Rogers cakewalk,
made a decided hit. Mr. Rockwell
sang a solo from Robin Hood in q
pleasing manner and Eugene Rogers
bass solo was well liked, as was the
duet by Mrs. Richards and Miss
Blanche Gale.
Miss Beresford made her usual win
ming, capturing the house or both her
appearances. A new sketch called
Brown" by Allan Dunn, is very fun
ny. and created much merriment.
Samson, a strong man, who clever
( ly juggles ploughs, tables and other
heavy articles, and the Richards, COM
plete very good program, which is
sure 10 draw good houses.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-02-13
After Rats.

a sailor from the Pactolus, in the
laudable effort to slaughter rats, Gre
ated a stampede at the boat-landing
last evening by using a pistol to kill
the rodents. After emptying his re-
vOlver in an Intellectual attempt on the
life of stray plague distributor, he
was persuaded to go to the police sta
ton; there he was locked up and a
charge of carrying a deadly weapon
entered against his name on the regis
ter
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-02-13
NOTICE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN CAN
be readily and promptly supplied with
all kinds OF fresh. fat fish for house
hold. picnics or luau by leaving or
sending their orders to US at our Fish
Stall, No. II, Fishmarket, Honolulu.
All purchases will be delivered to any
address within the town limits free of
charge. We sell only the very best,
Pond mullets and kumu (large red
fish, a speciality and generally kept on
hand.
Please give US call before purchas-
ing elsewhere.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-02-13

A full line Of Apples, Oranges. Lem
ons. Celery, Cabbage, Cauliilower,
Cranberries, Burbank and Red Pota-
toes, Dates, Salmon. Founders, Hall
but. Crabs. Eastern and California Oys-
ters Gin tin and she'll. Turkey. Chick
en-. Ducks.--CAMARINOS' REFRIG-
ERATOR
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-02-13

AKAKA Il AMANA,
F1shmongers.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-09-06

Ever since the occupation Of the ISL
and by the military forces of this coun-
try the advocate of annexation have
been at work pers.stantIy endeavorlne
10 create a sentiment In favor Of theli
scheme. The interests which are sup
porting the annexation project are in
spired by selfish motives. They are bent
upon exploiting the island Tor their own
advantage. and 90 this end they have
attempted to create the impression that
the Cubans are incapable NJ self-gov-
eminent. President Mckinley VIII find
that he is playing poor politics. how
ever. II he gives the public reason to
suspect that he Is Identified. even In
directly, with these lani-grabbers For
the majority OF the American people are
convinced that, as q matter OF right and
Justice the Cubaus are entitled TO com
plete Independence. and that lt would be
a crime 90 rob them of their freedom
upon any Of the hImsy pTeteXts sug-
gested by the anneyati0nlsts.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-09-06

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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-09-06
THE CENSUS FIGURES.

From The census returns as far as
published 4. may be concluded that
The growth OF the American population
bias got been at the same ratio during
th' last ten years as it was during the
period from 1850 10 1890 The falling on
n the increase for thlrty-two large
cities BIS given as from 1913 per cent
during ihe decade lSSO-9O. to $3.50 per
cent during the last decade.
This is notable decrease. II may be
That the country population win show
different figure and II so. the country
should Boz congratulated. The tendency
TO abandon the farming districts and
Noek 10 the cities has been among the
evils Of our time. and It cannot but be
gratifying 90 contemplate possible
change for the better in this respect.
The probability is. though that the
completed census win show that the
Increase OF population both in the cities
ana The farming districts. Is smaller
IMAM Ii was during the period proceed
nag the last census. European stalls
Tics prove that aI over the continent,
except Russia. the increase by births
has been diminishing since 1891. the
average decline being 3 per cent In
England there was "a decline from 81
.' -'l per cent In Germany Il sunk
from 1873 TO 50 per cent In Austria It
nae dropped from 1876 10 814 per cent,
.nl in Belgium from S2l TO 29 per cent
rance is often quoted as an example
oil shrInkage In birth rate. 1t has de-
,.lHel there from 255 TO PA per cent,
Norway and Switzerland are the two
european countries making the most
favorable showing but even there the
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1900-09-06
DECAY OF METHoDIsM.

The decline OF Mcthodism Is one Of
ODE religious phenomena Of the pres.
emit ume % is acknowledged by the
Methodist leaders themselves What
Do uo see today2' writes one Of them.
"Bauyas o. failure, family religion
passing away. and prayer meetings
uag.d' These are certainly signs Of
decay pronounced enough to attract
general notice.
a Catholic Journal published In Chi
caco. comments on this subject and
asar.bes the decline 10 the fact that
MethodIsm ls essentially an emotional
religion "Hysteria," It says, "can never
Dee an enduring substitute for faith
and divine grace"
There ls some truth, in this remark
Religion, to be a success. must appeal
to every faculty OF man. !, must en-
tighten his intellect. penetrate his heart
ana guide bis win. as wen as awaken
emotions. Professionalism generally
fails. because In It's doctrines It be-
longs to an age that Is past, and In Us
religious activity IL exhibits too much
selnshness, IFS ministers and mission
aries being more concerned about
making a living than living for an
IDEAL
But this is only one cause Of the de.
cline. Methodlsm, IN common with sew
eral other "isms,' has thoroughly
failed to grasp the burning questions
Of the day. though painfully concerned
about burning at some future time.
Christianity when first established In
the world, became at once a force
among men. II established a higher
morality. more exalted virtue than
that known among the pagans. II
made man honest, true and humble. II
leyeled social distinctions by proclaim
ing the doctrine Of universal brother
hood II seated the master and the
slave, the patrIcIan and plebeian. at the
same table o. the Lord. They were all
brethren A new era had dawned up
on the world The foundation was laid
for future equality In the state as In
the church. a solution had been found
for the problems Of that day.
But what do Methodism, Baptoism,
Presbyterianlsm, and 50 on stand for
today? There are a number Of social
question: which at times threaten most
serious descriptions What advice has
Professionalism fos the healing OF the
wounds Of the body polite? What
does 90 Offer TO the weak who feel that
they arc gradually being pushed 10 the
wall by those who by accident or by
shrewd calculations have become
strong? Ministers are often told that
% is poor consolation TO the hungry
and Jhe oppressed In the world 10 learn
that u they are patient and good, they
WIN go 90 heaven hereafter, What Is
needed Is a religion that points out to
man Doc" TO make Gods VIII predoml-
nant 900 earth, as It Is IN heaven.
THE failure TO do go. is the greatest
cause ol the decline OF the dominant
religions of the world, and particularly
of Professionalism, which Is more theory
Than practice, more appearance than
substance
Ih. future belongs 10 the religion Of
Jesus which comprises evary human
need both here and hereafter, while
every plant not planted by the Father
OF aiL sua.I De rooted up. The decay
has already Set in, The end Is ap-
preaching.