The age-herald., 1900-09-30
MIR DINkENSPIEL
 RUNS FOR ALDERMAN

peen in polidigs long time undt makes
 nothid oudten him, but sells some peer sometimes, undt I conclusiondt der time vas ripe for der man undt der oggasion to met, and runs der Poard of Aldtermans for, aint it? Dere vas no salarys goes init Aldermans, but dere vas burgatives, al :. rite, alrite. Doan l rides ven wants undt were I wants der street gars on, free init oudt bay, undt vats der matter init me settind in a rupper-veel carriage on taper tay? Undt doan I peatsdot feller Tick Cambel oudten der street taxations mebbe? Undt dere vas utter tings. Ven Redt Murphy undt der gang to my olace comdt l says poys, haf sometings init ter house, undt dey haf something's
 undt den l sprangs i'd on dem, undt say dot vas der very ting, undt dey will put mo troo, undt l settemup agn, undt Redt says now he management der gampain for me, uhdt dot he Will make der pig gorpora- tons gone across init tousandt dollar For expenses. Undt l toldt Redt if I hat dot much pootle l won't runs for Aldter- mans, but go down to Padyater undt der nominations git for Congress, undt Redt | says tell init Congress; yot I wants is to git on der Plank of Aldtermans we're my taions vas neetedt Den I settemup agin undt sometimes more, undt I feels like I alretty Aldtermans vas, undt I goes home feelid goodt, undt my wife says I better let dem politicioners alont undt sticks to my peer pizness, for dey will bleed me. Undt I says I vas no sugger-fsh vat gifts his legs puldt. alrte, alrite
 Der nexdt day undt der nexdt undt some nlghts undt all der times vas visitatoned by dis all der utter undt dot delegation CTS, undt vas assurancedt dot I will all der ballots git, undt settemup Redt undt his m bato
 undt dey hoopemup undt I settemup. It loogs like nothid but gasastrophy couldt peat me. Der polidigal glubs sprangt like mush houses all der city over up, undt dey want von, two, tree kegs peer sendt to der rooms undt dey will go on my notes Von glub will not endorsement for me un- till I standt on der Chicago fiatform init bot feets, undt believes in der free goinage of silver at der rations of sixdteens for von witoudt der consent of der governdt undt somepodys wanted to know If I will put der army in der new cityall undt der butchers on der fort floor, alretty A piece in der paper camedt oudt vot saidt I vas not union man, but I naildt dot lies qvickern lightnings by printid der dis enlargement papers of my prudder vat salt he servt tree year in der Pennsyldelphia cavaltry. Redt says dot vas a goodt choke but tam pad polidigs for dis guntry. I glf Redt forty dollar to pet on my elections, undt he saidt he will get tree to von. Ven I win I buy my vife some silk tresses init my winnings, aint it?
 Ven election tay comdt der poys fhaidt me in der saloon stay undt settemup. undt dot sidt door vas busy all tay. Ven der returns comdt in I taut it vas a choke ven
 der poys sadt my obbonent gets all der ballots but tventy-von. But it vas no choke little bit. Der poys staidt init me till der peer giv oudt undt done vot dey couldt to keep my spirits up. Dey saidt I had nothid to pc ashamdt for-dot I got very complementary vote, undt dot I will win nexdt time. Redt say der tam corporations soldt me oudt, undt somepody say I vas gountet oudt. Vat I knows vas I am oudt, undt dot bays ven I ridts der street gars, undt dot I doan look veil in rupper-veer carriage, undt dot my wife doan got no silk tress, but ply chimminy she got von ting, she got sense, you better pet.
 A. DINKELSPIEL.