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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
Burning Issues Of the Cam
paign.
BY JAMES X. MCGUIRE, Chair
man N. Y. STATE Campaign
Committee.

committee.
In my opinion, as time runs
along, the absorbing interest in
this canvass will settle on the
paramount issues of the cam
paign, which MAY be described
i'll the following order:
l. Imperialism.
2. MilitariSm.
3. The control and regulation
of trusts.
4. Direct legislation.
5. Bimetallic coinage.
6. Election of United States
Senators at the hands of the peo-
pie.
Many cOgent reasons can he
offered as to why these questions
should be made the burning issues
of what promises at the close of
the century to be the most memo
rable political canvass in the his
tory of the nation, with possibly
the exception of the campaign
which resulted in the election of
Abraham Lincoln in 1860 and
the consequent destruction of
chattel slavery.
Imperialism and trusts are the
more important issues, because
they are right at hand for settle
ment and are not, like the money
. question, abstract or theoretical
/ propositions.
We believe we are right in adj.
vocating the coinage of gold and
silver, the money of our fathers
and the Constitution, but we ad-
nit that the present political
status of the United States Sen.
ate prevents any considerable
change i'll our monetary system
for six or eight years
We ought to give the Filipinos
a Republican form of government
with an American protectorate
that will prevent interference on
the part of any other foreign
power. All we want to establish
with the Philippine Islands are
friendly commercial and govern
/ mental relations and cOaling
station for the use of our ships.
Colonies cannot be governed
without the presence of great
standing armies that means the
conscrlption and drafting of our
boys into forced military service.
Nearly one fifth of the popula
tiOn of our country is made up of
those whose fathers left Euro to
escape the rigors of military ser
vice. Our German, American cit
liens III vast numbers will vote
for Bryan because Bryan and the
Democratic platform are the only
barriers that stand between the
people and the military spirit.
the destructive influences of
which are sweeping over the
country.
The Democratic party is the
only party that offers a practical
remedy that will solve the trust
problem, namely State and gov
eminent control, the license sys.
TEN and no watered stock.
Property controlled and utiliz.
ed for the benefit of humanity,
great consolidation of capital and
economic industrial plans would
be "A blessing for mankind. The
utilization of labor saving ma
chinery and the great reduction
in the cost of production could be
used to advance the material in.
tereSts of mankind, but the de-
sire for gain is so great that the
trusts have become a menace to
free institutions and the giant
power is being used to restrict
and monopolize human endeavor
and individual effort in every
| field.
Young men are asking them
selves everywhere what occupa-
ton or profession can they turn to
If the trusts are allowed tC Neaf--,
up avenues that lead to .,sNe
occupations. ~ .,cWno
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
Horse and Buggy Identified.

Recently horse and buggy
were found on the Liberty pike
and much mystery was connected
with it. Every effort to find the
owner had been fruitleSS until
Wednesday when officer William
NJ. Smeach, of Hanover, Pa,
came to town and identified the
outfit. The horse is owned by
DIR. Kennedy and the buggy and
harness are the property of NJ. NJ.
Myers, of Bermudian, Adams
County Pa, and they were stolen
Saturday night.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
THURSDAY.

Owing to the condition of cur
rency exchanges prices of food
are said to have increased GG > 5
per cent in portions of Porto Rico.
Two West Virginia soldiers took
part in the capture of the Filipino
general llinzOn.
Cuban parties are preparing for
the September election.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
DR.. VIM. G. Boteler.

Practice limited to diseases of the
Eye, Ear, and Throat. Spectacles adj
justed for all forms of defective sight.
Spectacle examinations free. Office. IS
North Market street; residence. east
city limits, Frederick, Md. Office
hours A. Nj. to p. Nj. except sun
day ex-jan. 27-l90l. lvr.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
DEER PARK HOTEL,
Deer Park. Md.

On the crest of the Alleghenies.
Highest altitude, purest water,
delightful surroundings. Reach
ed without change of cars via
Baltimore q Ohio Railroad. Open
until September 30.
w. II. BURWELL,
Manager, Deer Park, Md.
aug. 3-7t.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03

SUCH is the distrust of the Fillinos
for Mckinley's amnesty proclamation
that the twO-days' celebration in Ma.
Mia, organized by Senior Palermo and
his political followers, was a fiasco. SO
much so that the United States Com
missioners d, clined to attend. This is
not surprising when the experience of
Porto Rico is considered.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
COLONIAL INTELLIGENCE,
Brief Items Of News From
Cuba, Porto Rico and the
Philippines.
TUESDAY.

a Filipino celebration of Pres.
ident McKinley'S amnesty proc
lamation in Manila proved a
tiaScO.
Last week American scouting
parties in the Philippines killed
$50 natives. Ten Americans
were killed and fourteen wounded.
f. e. Rathbone, until recently
Director General of Posts in
Cuba, has been arrested, charg-
ed with misrepresentation of
funds.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
WEDNESDAY.

The date of the Cuban election
for the purpose of choosing dele.
gates to Constitutional Conven
ton has been fixed as the third
NJ onday in September.
All Cubans held at Malaga
have been sent back to their
homes.
General Macarthur has an
nounced the death at Manila of
Lieutenant David G. Spurgin. of
the Twenty first Infantry.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
SOME OF THE MEN
ROOSEVELT INSULTS.

Admiral Dewey. Democrat,
who destroyed the Spanish feet at
Manila
Admiral Sohley, a Democrat.
who destroyed the Spanish feet at
Santiago
General Joe Wheeler, a Demo
crat, who deserves large credit for
victory at San Juan Hill and San
tiago
General Law,on, Democrat,
who was killed at the front in the
Philippines and whose record is
unequaled as a man and a soldier
Thousands Of officers and SOL
. diers. who are Democrats, who en-
listed in the war with Spain and
who, even now, are serving this
country at the front in the Philip
pines and in China
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
%8>H @1%** 90 ,44H>
ROOSENEIT'S suit
TO DEMOCRATS

The Democrats stand for law
lessness. for dishonesty and dis
honor, for license and disaster at
home and cowardly shrinking from
duty abroad 49, Ga, Ro5Sr,tf
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03

Communications on interesting subjects are
always desired. Sign uamcin full. not for pub.
ncation, but confidence. Write only ON one
side of paper.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03

You will do US great favor by sending us
the names Of parties who are not taking the
%CIU2EN," and who you think would ap-
preciate a sample copy.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
FOREIGN AFFAIRS.
Items Of News about the War
in the Transvaal-Other
Interesting Topics.
TUESDAY

Foreign military officers at
Tientsin, China, have sent spies
to Pekin to ascertain the fate of
foreigners imprisoned there.
United States Consul McWade,
has sent special courier to Min,
lister Conger.
An alleged imperial edict made
public at Shanghai refers to the
foreign ministers in Pekin being
held as hostages.
General French, with a portion
of Lord Roberts forces have oc-
cupied Middleburg, in the Trans
vaal, the Beers having retreated
at their approach.
HandbillS urging an Irish re.
bellion were distributed at a Nat
ionaliSt meeting in Cork.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
81 90 PER YEAR

Henceforth after August Srd, lSan, the price
OF the CITIZEN will bee ONE DOLLAR 500
per year. strictly IN adrdnce All persons de-
string to become subscribers should send their
names in at once 50 as not to lose single
issue. Single copies Of the &c CITIZEN" two %
cents.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
WEDNESDAY.

\ message from Minister Con-
ger at Pekin, transmitted
through Colonel Daggett at
TientSin, confirms the report of
an armiStice at the Chinese CAPT.
tai.
An advance of allied troops
from TicntSin to Pekin is expect
ed Immediately.
King Victor Emanuel Ill, ar
rived in Italy on his yacht and
FASTENED at once to Rome.
An official report from Lord
Roberts says that but $50 Beers
surrendered with General PrinS
loo.
Prince Alfred Ernest Albert,
Duke of Sake Coburg died at
RoSenau Castle.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1900-08-03
THURSDAY.

The allied troops have begun
the march from TientSin to Pekin
and the Japanese are reported to
have met reverse,
King Victor Emmanuel Ill ar
rived at Monza, Italy, the scene
of King Humbert's assassination.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
PERSONAL For Ladiss S.

THE MONTHLY PERIOD is THE
dreaded time Of every woman Don't
suffer longer from uncertainties. A
woman who has been there herself best
understands treating women. INNS. M.
Guillaume POSITIVELY GUARAN-
TEES relief of the most obstinate and
delayed suppressed menses with her
French Regulating Pills. Succeeds
when others fail or money returned.
Not a single failure in A years. Will
not injure health; no bad after effects,
or interference with duties. Sent sealed
for $3.50. Correspondence confidential.
By using Guillaume's Original Fountain
Injector, price $3.50 4now used by thou
sands of women and lasts a lifetime),
together with Pills, doubly insures sue
cess and means the RELIEF DE-
SIRED. Highest reference. DON'T
DELAY FURTHER but order immedi-
ately. Address NINE N. GUILLAUME,
Galvet ton, Texas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
Having a Great Run On Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy.

Manager Martin, of the Pierson drug
store, informs us that he is having a
great run on Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. He sells five bottles of that medi-
cine to one of any other kind, and il
gives great satisfaction. In these days
of la grippe there is nothing like Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy to stop the
cough, heal up the sore throat and lungs
and give relief within a very short time.
The sales are growing, and all who try
it are pleased with its prompt action
South Chicago Daily Calumet. For sale
by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10

which lies at their feet. To the east a
range keeps out the cold northers as
they rush southwark to Texas. West
ward also, nature has interposed bar
riers to shield New Mexico from gales,
and when a wind finds its way up the
but the feather edge Of the blow.
NEW MEXICO SANITARIUMS.
Sunny, bright days mark the winter
season, which, until Christmas at least,
is quite as delightful as the glorious
summer, though crisp and cool. Even
the spring months in Santa Fe cannot
be equaled for mildness in II eastern
state. While hundreds Of tourists visit
the city in summer and make a more or
less protracted stay, the number who
come to remain permanently for the Gu
rative effect upon tuberculous diseases
is all the while increasing. The proper
ton of the latter will be undoubtedly
enlarged in consequence OF the indorse-
ment given New Mexico's climate by
the United States marine hospital serv-
ice, which has in 1899 established two
permanent sanitariums in the territory,
and will maintain them as homes for
soldiers and sailors afflicted or threat
ened with tubercular troubles. Many
years Of life at New Mexico army posts
and a careful examination by experts
led the authorities to take this action
in the interest Of military invalids, and
it is also intended to remove to New
Mexico consumptive inmates Of soldiers
homes in California and eastern states.
Favorable conditions exist all owe
New Mexico for restoration to health or
for improving the condition of such suf-
f~erers; a dry, aseptic air, light atmos-
pheric pressure, well drained soil, a
minimum of cold and heat. the absence
of great changes in temperature and a
maximum Of sunshine.
SUNSHINE RECORDS.
AS to the latter point, the latest fg-
ures available from the government rec
ords are those Of 1897, the year book Of
1898 having not yet been published. The
summer Of 1897, as it happened, was un-
usually cloudy and rainy at Santa Fe,
yet the superiority Of this city in the
matter Of days that were sunny
throughout, "a be seen by a few COM
parsons with places in various parts Of
the country.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
A NARROW ESCAPE.

Thankful words written by Mrs. Ada
e. Hart, Of Groton, s.. D.: "Was taken
with a bad cold which settled on my
lungs; cough set In and finally termi-
mated in Consumption. -Four doctors
gave me up, saying I could live but a
short time. I gave myself up to my
Savior, determined If I could not stay
with my friends on earth, I would meet
my absent ones above. My husband was
advised to get DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry for Consumption, Coughs and Colds.
I gave it a trial, took in all eight bot
ties. It has cured me, and thank God, I
am saved and now a well and healthy
woman" Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Regular size, SOC and $1.00. Guaranteed
or price refunded.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
THE CALIFORNIA LIMITED,
M. 4 EasthOund.


The California Limited which runs
four times q week has Pullmans, dining
car, Buffet smoking car with Barber
Shop, Observation car with ladies'
parlor), vesttbuled and electric lighted
throughout. A solid train between Oh :
cago and Los Angeles. Same service
eastbound.
CHICAGO, MEXICO 4 CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. 1 and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 3, eastbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 20 Is q local train between FL Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
| without change.
For time tables, information and lit
e-ature pertaining to the Santa Fe
! route, call on or address,
H. 8. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. J. Black, g. P. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
The Six Days Bicycle Race.

CThere is a movement on foot to pro-
hibit six day bicycle races, on the ground
that they are brutal. No doubt the long
period of exhaustion the contestants
undergo is ruinous to the constitution,
But are not things done every day that
are equally so? Take for example. the
man who neglects his stomach. This
means impoverished blood, weakness
and debility. There is only n way to
get good health, and that is by taking
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. This Won
derful medicine aids digestion, tones the
system, and fills the veins with rich red
BLOOD. 1t cures biliousness, constipation,
dyspepsia and nervousness. 1t has been
the standard medicine of the American
people for fifty years. See that a Pri-
vate Revenue Stamp covers neck OF the
bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
1t has been demonstrated repeated

It has been demonstrated repeatedly
In every state in the Union and in many
foreign countries that Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy is certain preventive
and cure for Group. 1t has become the
universal remedy for that disease. M.
v. Fisher, Of Liberty, w. Va, only re-
peats what has been said around the
globe when he writes: II have used
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in my
family for several years and always with
perfect success. We believe that it is
not only the best cough remedy, but
that 1t is a sure Ire for Group. 1t has
saved the lives Of our children a number
Of times" This remedy is for sale by
A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
PEc0s VALLEY { NORTHEASTERN nY
Central Time)

Train No. 8 leaves Pecos daily at $3.50
p. m. Arrives at Carlsbad at 7:45 p. m.
Train No. 1 leaves Carlsbad at $40
a. m. Arrives at Roswell at $3.50 a. m;
Amarillo 9 p. NJ, connecting with the
A., T. & S. F. and the Colorado and
Southern.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily at
5:25 p. M. Arrives at Roswell at 3:45 p.
M; Carlsbad at 1880 p. m.
Train No. 6 leaves Carlsbad at 7 a. m.
Arrives at Pecos at 11:o5 a. m.
Train No. 8 (mixed), daily except
Sunday, leaves Portales at Z a. m. Ar
rives at Amarillo at 4:40 p. m.
Train No. 4 (mixed). daily except
Sunday, leaves Amarillo at 9 a. m. Ar
rlves at Portales at $40 p. n.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oak and
Nogal, N. NJ, leave Roswell, N M,
daily except Sunday at 7 .. m.
For low rates, for information regard
ing the resources Of this valley, prices
Of lands, ETC., address
D. II. NICHOLS
General Manager,
Carlsbad, n. II.
I. Y. .xAnTyNDuLL,
Gen. Trt and Pass Agent,
Amarillo, Tex. and Carlsbad, y. =.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
SPANS GREATEST e

MI. r. P. olivia, Of Barcelona, Spain,
spends his winters at Aiken, S. c. Weak
nerves had caused severe pains In the
back Of his head. On using Electric
Bitters. Americas greatest Blood and
Nerve Remedy, all pain soon left him.
He says this grand medicine is what
his country needs. All America knows
that it cures liver and kidney trouble,
purifies the blood, tones up the stomach,
strengthens the nerves, puts vim, vigor
and new life into every muscle, nerve
and organ of the body. If weak, tired or
aillng you need 1t. Every bottle guar
anteed, only so cents. Sold by Fischer
& Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10

l want to let the people who suffer
from rheumatism and sciatica know that
Chamberlain's Pain Balm relieved me
after q number of other medicines and a
doctor had failed. 1t is the best lini-
ment I have ever known OIL. A.
Dodgen, Alpharetta, Ga. Thousands
have been cured Of rheumatism by this
remedy. One application relieves the
pain. For sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
Our Course In Life.

We ought to buoy for ourselves In our
course as we buoy a harbor. Of this
shoal a black buoy floats and says to
those who sail by as plainly as II spoken
in all languages, Keep to the right here"
And over against 1t floats another and
says, "Keep to the left here" Now In
life's ocean, wherever We know the
q%uicksands are, wherever we have once
been stranded, let us sink the buoy and
anchor the memory and keep to the right
or to the left, as the shoal may be-
Weekly Bouquet.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
New Mexico Reports, publish.
er's price, at New Mexican.
The California Limited

Finest train west Of Chicago; 20 hours so
minutes Santa Fe to Los Angeles. Pull
man, Dining Car, Understanding. Car,
with Barber Shop, Observation Car
with Ladies' Parlor). Vestibuled and
electric .lighted throughout. -Four times
. w~eek-Mondays, Thursdays. Fridays
and Saturdays, 8. q. M, from Santa Fe.
Santa Fe route.
H. s. LuTz, Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
SHAKE INTO YOUR SH OES

Aliens Foot-Ease, q powder. It r
psinful, smarting, nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out OF corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery Of the age.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. 1t is q certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
fest. Try II today. Sold by I'll drug
gists and shoe stores. BY mail for 26c
tn stamps. Trial package FRTE. Adj
dress, Allen 8. 0lmsted, lie Roy. N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
Missed q Good Thing.

What were all you people laughing al
just now? he whispered to the lady who
sat next to him.
Dear me! she exclaimed, didn't you
hear what that gentleman who is seated
next to the hostess said?
Yes, he replied.
Well, she answered, that is Mr..
Ph%uDneycus, the celebrated wit and ra-
contour.
Pshaw! he said. | wish / had known
it. I've been dying for a good laugh
Chicago Times-Herald
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
A MAJ, of Breeding.

She-You are the most exasperating
man on earth. Here l scold you for half
an hour, and you won't answer. Why
don't you talk?
He-I eve use strong language in
the presence Of a lady.-Indianapolis
Press,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
Adding Fuel to the Flames.

Sir, said the irate individual with a
wicked eye, as he entered the editorial
sanctum of a rural weekly, |
am told you called me a loafer in your
last issue.
You have been misinformed, replied
the editor, calmly. We print only the
very latest news.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
The Canuibal and His Captive.

The cannibal's captive now had re.
course to argument.
In a hot country, he urged, strictly
vegetable diet is conductive to longevity.
Whose longevity? demanded the can
nibal, with o loud insulting laugh.
In the native state, mans sense of hu.
MOI is often stronger than his sense of
propriety.-Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
A Good Excuse

Proprietor-How did you make the
mistake of giving that gentleman vege-
table soup when he ordered chicken?
Waiter-I thought the celery tops in
it were feathers Baltimore News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
Their Annual Neatness,

The Bachelor-H'm Christmas is the
only time you hang up your stocking,
isn't 1t?
The Child-Yes sir! Every other night
we just throw them down in a corner
or any old place.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10

This table shows that in the year 1897
only Ell Paso had more sunshine than
Santa Fe, but that Texas city has much
hotter mme and almost as great
an extreme Of cold, with an excessive
amount of wind in the winter.
The government records do not show
that any place in the United States ex-
cells Santa Fe in sunshine, year in and
year out, the average number Of hours
Of sunshine daily in a period Of five
years being seven hours and forty-five
minutes, which Ia just about right for
variety, comfort and health.
A favorable point in comparison with
the east Is that the most sunshine here
is in the fall and winter, November
leading, while in the east the sun is
more in evidence in the summer months,
when it Is sometimes neither wanted
nor needed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10
Man OF His Word.

Physician-Why don't you settle that
account I have against you? You said
when l was treating you that could
never repay me for my efforts.
Mr.. Broke-I meant it, doctor. -Balti-
more American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard gauge) for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver'
Creole and all points in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida with main line standard
gauge) for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. c. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER v It'll all Missouri river liues for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. ]. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M
s. K, HOOPER, G. P A.,
Denver Cola.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-01-10

What's the matter? inquired the
Shade of Abimeleck. You look put out.
should think so, said the Shade Of
David, with irritation. I hear some
chump on the earth has been writing
about my Harem.-New York Press,