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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
,EDA
fSOR
I'm the Land
of Sunshine
RATES FROM $40 TO Sl4 PER WEEK

Situated about a mile and a half north
of the town of Las Cruces, the county
seat of Dona Ana County, which has a
population of $500, telegraph lines,
banks, physicians, etc. Altitude, 3,S73
feet. The ideal climate. Brilliant
sunny days and crisp nights, with dry
air. The summer heat, tempered by the
altitude, shade of the giant %cottonwoods
surrounding THE ALAMEDA, and ex-
IRENE dryness is pleasant and enjoy
able; and on the warmest days there is
an exhileration in the atmosphere. The
nights are never too warm for refresh
ing slumber. On the main line of the
Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe Railway,
and best reached by that road from all
points north, east and west. Rooms of
good size, comfortably furnished. Sew
eral hundred feet of wide, open cement
proches. Table beautifully supplied
with the best of eatables. Packing
house meats only are used. Fresh eggs.
Jersey milk and cream. Courteous at
tention shown guests.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

Who was it the hoy, YOU'RE ALL
note was to?" RIaHT.'
Ills rag, l guess"
"Oh-h-h-h! His rag! What do you
think O that, Miller? Amt this
boy a bird! Can you beat him? Can
o even tie him? Boy, you're all
right" ;.
$50 are you-dat is, from vi head up
"An' the feet down, huh? You're
II O. them Holy chez, Chonny,' boys,
amt you? You're so tough the"
couldn't dent you with an AK"
."Is dat so-o-o-o?' asked the boy, with
a frightful escape of IS" and a glare
such as he must have used to terrify
all the smaller boys at the call station.
IF l was as tough as you are I'd be
afraid of myself, on the level"
"You t'ink you're havin' sport wit
me, don't you? seen a lot O. dem fun
ny mugs before dis"
"W'y, Claudio, l wouldn't try to josh
you. l think you're a nice, clean boy.
Amt you goin' to take of your
gloves"
Miller leaned back in his chair and
howled with laughter.
II beg y'r pardon, Claudio" con-
tinued Artie. II thought them was
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Chance Not to be Overlooked.

Wayne-The prices at the sweller
cafe are mighty high. Let's go to Smy-
scr'S restaurant where we'll get home
cooking.
Payne-Home cooking? Not on your
provender. I'm not going to give my
wife money for a months visit just to
keep on starving.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

Help is needed at once when a per-
sons life is in danger. A neglected
cough or cold may soon become serious
and should be stopped at once. One
Minute Cough Cure quickly cures
coughs and colds and the worst cases of
choup, bronchitis, grippe and other
throat and lung troubles. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

When you have no appetite, do not
relish your food and feel dull after eat
ing, you may know that you need a dose
of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. i rice, rs cents. Samples free
at A. c.. II lands drug stOre.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

slowly along inc
hallway and who
now entered the
room, leaving the
door open behind
him.
"Ain't he good?"
asked Artie, turn
ing to Miller, who
was gazing at the
messenger with a
look of panied sur
prise in his eyes.
"Where's he at?"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
For three days and nights 1 suffered

For three days and nights I suffered
agony untold from an attack Of cholera
bers,' says NJ. e. Lowther, clerk Of the
district court, Centerville, Iowa. Il
thought I should surely die, and tried a
dozen different medicines, but all to no
purpose. 1 sent for a bottle of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy and three doses relieved me en-
tirely." This remedy is for sale by A.
c., Ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

To remove a troublesome corn or bun
ion: First soak the corn or bunion in
warm water to soften it, then pare it
down as closely as possible without
drawing blood and apply Chamberlain's
Pain Balm twice daily; rubbing vigor-
ously for five minutes at each applica-
ton. A corr plaster should be worn for
a few days to protect it from the shoe.
AS a general liniment for sprains,
bruises lameness and rheumatism,
Pain Balm Is unequaled. For sale by
A.. G.. Ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

Many persons have had the exper-
fence Of Mr.. Peter Sherman, of North
Stratford, N. H., who says: For years
1 suffered torture from chronic indiges-
ton, but Kodol Dyspepsia Cure made a
we'll mar of me-" 1t ugests what you
eat and is a certain cure for dyspepsia
and every form Of stomach trouble. 1t
gives relief at once even in the worst
cases, and can't help but do you good.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
His Grateful Young Friends.

"a Georgia legislator wants to have
all the schools of that state closed for a
year"
'.I1l bet the Georgia schoolboys will
erect a monument to that fellow before
they get through. "-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

When you cannot sleep for coughing,
it is hardly necessary that any one
should tell you that you need a few
doses Of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to allay the irritation Of the throat and
make sleep possible. 1t is good. Try it.
For sale by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
His Position.

Mrs. Hoon-Mrs. Gabbleby can talk
entertainingIy in three different Ian
guages. /,
MIR. Hoon-Yes: and | have noticed
that her husband has to keep still in
one.-Puck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
have used Chamberlain's Coli

Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and find
it to be a great medicine" says Mr.. e.
S. Phipps, Of Poteau, Ark. at cured
me of bloody 1ux. l cannot speak too
highly of it." This remedy always wins
the good opinion, if not praise, of those
who use it. The quick cures which it
effects even in the most severe cases
make it a favorite everywhere. For sale
by A. C. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Effective Method

"She attracts a good deal of atten-
ton :.
s.No wonder she's so outre!"
'.In what way?"
'sWell for one thing she tries not to
attract attention. Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Tommy's Joke.

Mother-Tommy, what makes you so
late?
Tommy-Had some words with the
teacher, and she kept me in after
school.
Mother-You had words with the
teacher?
Tommy-Yes, mother, l couldn't spell
'em. Tit Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Two Sufferers

ssMrs. Peterson suffered for four
weeks from the effect OF a mosquito
bite"
''And Mr.. Peterson suffered 1ouf
yea from the effects of a hen peck.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Not Her Fault.

May Putter-Everybody's talking
about the way you let Jack Huggard
kiss you on the links yesterday.
Belle Hazard-Well, l couldn't helpit.
l vas just teeing off when he asked me
if he couldn't have just n kiss. !
yelled, Fore" and he took them.-Phil-
adelphia Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

said Artie, and as
he spoke the boy
again spat into the
waste basket.
"Well, Claude.
I've seen a good
many O you boys.
but you're the best
ever" remarked
Artie. eff Halls
tryin' to win out
any South side lady
friend | don't see as
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
When YOU need a soothing and

When you need a soothing and heal
ing a%ntiseptic application for any pur-
nose use the original DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, a we'll known cure Tor pies
and skin diseases. 1t heals sores With
out leaving a scar. Beware of counter
feits. Treland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Persuing a Thought.

L%oretto-I succeeded in getting an
idea to p~ercolate through Freddy's brain
today.
Charlotte-That explains it. When L
met him a few moments ago he told me
that something disturbed the mind.
mot used to ideas"
mot to some kind of them.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
ACKER'S DYSPEPSIA TABLETS ARE
SOLD ON

Positive guarantee. Cures heartburn.
raising of the food, distress after eat
ing or any form Of dyspepsia. One lit
tie tablet gives immediate relief. rs
cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
He Got Out of It.

"Mr. Crouch said the toastmaster
twill now respond to the toast. The
Ladies'"
The Savage Bachelor arose, pale aad
determined. n"
1.-THE ladies'" said he. ''The ladies'
God bless them, Observation-Disclosures
polls Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
lour Face

Shows the state Of your feelings and the
state of your health as well. Impure
blood makes itself apparent In a pale
and sallow complexion, Pimples and
Skin Eruptions. If you are feeling
weak and worn out lno 10 not have q
healthy appearance, you should try
Acker's Blood Elixir. It cures all blood
diseases where cheap Sarsaparillas and
so-called purifiers fail; knowing this
we sell every bottle on q positive guar
antee.
For sale at Tischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Insult to Injury.

"And he stole the possum from you
said the judge.
Yes, sub. en- wuss dan dat-he not
only cooked it, en- eat it, but pick his
teeth right in front er my do'!'-Atlanta
Constitution.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

Now is the time when Group and lung
troubles prove rapidly fatal. The only
harmless remedy that produces imme-
date results is One Minute Cough Cure.
1t is very pleasant to take and can be
relied upon to quickly cure coughs,
colds and all lung DISEASES. 1t will pre-
vent consumption. Ireland's Pharmacy
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06


"on ~, the lake for you
ioooH now"
CAV, go ahead, OATS right. Dere's
lots O. you blokies t'ink you can have
fun wit us kids"
Get next to the walk, Miller, get on,
Get on!" exclaimed Artie, as the mes
senger boy moved over toward Halls
desk. On the way he stopped for a
moment and spat copiously into a
waste basket.
"He walks like-he had gravel in his
shoes, don't hep" said Artie. Look
at the way he holds them shoulders.
Amt he tough, though? It's safe
none bet he amt washed his neck in
three years."
"Some day you'll get too gay an n
guyll give you a funny poke" re-
marked the messenger boy, as he slow
" settled into young Mr.. Halls chair
and again directed what was supposed
to be a terrorizing stare at Artie.
what did | tell you, Miller?
Claudie's a scrapper. He'd just as soon
give a guy a 'tump in the teet' as look
at him."
The boy gave a sniff of contempt and
began an examination of the papers on
Mr.. Halls desk, picking up some of the
letters and studying them, his lips 60
ing through the motions of reading.
Artie sat, with face illumined, and
watched the boy. He was evidently
fascinated by the display of supreme
impudence.
rs there anything we cal, do for
you?" he asked. "Miller's got some
private letters you can read when you
get through over there"
saw, go chase yourself" replied the
boy, although he had some difficulty
in saying it. His cheeks were agai1
pulled out and he was casually looking
around for a receptacle.
Turn up your pants, Miller; he:
poin' to have another hemorrhage,'
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
ACKER'S ENGLISH REMEDY WILL STOP
a COUGH

At any time, and will cure the worst
cold in twelve hours, OF money refund
ed. 25 cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Different.

when did you turn vegetarian"'
sneered the mosquito that was humming
about in the air, seeking a human
victim.
This is q blood orange" CURLY an
swered the mosquito that had settled
down on the fruit stand.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

Dyspepsia Cure
Diuests what you eat.

It%artiticially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon
structing the exhausted digestive or
gans. Its the latest discovered digest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach it in efficiency. 1t In
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Fiatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache, Gastralgia, Cramps and
all otherresultso of imperfect digestion.
Price SOC. and 81. Large size contains "a times
small size. Book all spepsia mailed free
Erspared by E. c. DEWITT a co. Chicago.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
MOKI TEA POSITIVELY CURES SICK
HEADACHE,

Indigestion and constipation. A delight
full herb drink. Removes all eruptions
of the skin, producing a perfect COM
plexion, or money refunded. rs cts. and
&c cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Two Great Dangers.

sit is pretty hard to- determine re-
marked the observer of yeats and
things, (which is the most dangerous,
q woman's smile or he. first oatch OF
biscuit. "-Yonkers Statesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Saw Him First

"Did you see Jones? He was looking
for you"
Eyes, l saw him: but managed
things SO be didn't see me-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
He Knew Her.

MIR. Henpeck-Are You the man who
spoke impatiently to my wife?
Stranger-Yes, sir.
"Mr. Henpeck-Then you are either
a lunatic or a ero.-Baltimore Ameri-
can.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Probable Envy.

IL do think, avcrred the girl in the
pink shirt waist, ''Ciccly Skimmerhorn
is the artfulest thing that ever lived!'
What has she been doing??" asked
the girl with the fluffy hair.
''She wagered half a dozen kisses
against a pound of candy with young
Gopher that Bryan would win the pres
idential election
'She didn't think Bryan would win,
did she?"
''No-and she knew she'd get the
candy anyhow."-Uhicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
The Good For Nothing

Lives of some men oft remind us
If we had but half their gall
We could loaf, too, and behind MS
Leave not any tracks at all.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Irish Polish.

Mistress-Polish this furniture so you
can see your face in it. Bridget.
Bridget-Shure, there's no need
to. Owe got a lookin' glass to see me
face in. mum.-Pick-Me-Up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
A Good Guesser.

Bride formerly a widow)-oh, Harry
what would | do if you should die?
Harry (doubtfully)-I don't know,
dear, but | think can guess.-Detrolt
Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
A remini ne View,

''There are no st.tues of women in
the hall of fame"
No; they couldn't build a hall big
enough for all the famous womenin the
country.'-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

For sprains, swellings and lameness
there is nothing so good as Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Try it. For sale by
A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Vain Regrets.

"Ah.' she moaned, II was a goose to
believe him when he said | was Il duck
Yet she could blame no one but her.
self. for she was 10 spring chicken
Baltimore American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

him." and he pulled
it cut or his pocket.
az o o k s k c
you've e e chew
in it. That's his
desk over there
) He got dead tired
o waitln' for you
and went out to tel.
the police you was
lost t. l t h i n /
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
In BROOKLYN.

do you boil your water before drink
ing it?"
"Boil it? Well, l guess not. rather
drink a menagerie than a cemetery any
| day.'-New York Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Good Radiance.

Mrs. Jones-Don't trouble yourself to
see me to the door, Mrs. Smith.
Mrs. Smith-No trouble. Qnite IA
pleasure. | assure you.-London Tit
RitS
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

When you wan q pleasant physic try
the new remedy, Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are easy
to take and pleasant in effect. Price, Is
cents. Samples free at 1reland's drug
store
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets cure b%iliousness, constipation
and headache. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. For sale by A.
C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are dain-
nv little pills, but they never fall TO
cleanse the liver. remove distractions
and invigorate the system.
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
SENSITIVE
WOMAN,

'ol'tHlv
There is a
wonderful little
tropical plant,
the mitnosa or
sensitive plant
as it is called.
The curious
thing about it
is that if you
pinch any part
of the root or
the stem, all
the delicate lit
tie ranc h e s
and fra e
leaves will curl
up and shrink
together as if
they had been
blighted with a
sudden frost.
Woillan's
delicate and
sensitive or
ganisrn is re-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
IMPORTANT GATEWAYS 4

Through Fast Freight
AND ASSENGBR SERVICE
The direct through line from Arizona and New Mexico to all points
in the north, east and southeast. Low altitude. Perfect passenger
service. Through cars. No1ay-oves. Latest pattern Pullman Buffet
sleepers. Handsome new chair cars, seats free. SPEED, safety, COM
fort combined. For particulars address
Darbysnirc, 5. w. F. 4 r. A., n. w. Curtis, T. #. 4 II. A.,
Ell Paso, Texas. FL Paso, Tevas
+. P. TURNER. q. p. & 7. A., DALLAS, TEXAS.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Waiting

Wickwire-How are you going to vote
this year. Peck?
H.Peck We haven't decided yet
Indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

The most effective little liver pills
made are DeWitt's Little early fusers.
They never grippe. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
LIN

CHICAGOCALFORNIA LINE.
No. / carries through Pullman and Tourist sleepers between Chicago.
Los Angeles and San Francisco; Dining cars, Chicago to Kansas City ard
Bakersfield to Stockton: Free Chair cars Chicago to California.
No. II carries free chair car Kansas City to FL Paso and Pullman Sleep
or Kansas City to City of Mexico.
No. 90 carries through sleeper City of Mexico to Kansas City, on Mo-
from La Junta. free chair car Ell Paso to La Junta.
No 2 carries Pullman and tourist sheepers Los Angeles and San Fran
cisco to Chicago, also free chair "a and Pullman sleeper through to Don.
yer, Colorado Springs and Pueblo via La Junta. ~.
For time tables, information and literature pertaining 10 the Santa Fe
route, call on or address. H. S. LuTz, Agent,
W. q. BLACK, GP. A.. Topeka, Kas. Santa Fe, N.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

gloves you had on.
Gee, is them your
mits? Y Q q
b ct t e, i MT
you?"
T b e m essenger
boy had e e some
what taken back by
the allusion to his
gloves" but he re-
covered and said still
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
tn CrrRE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money If 1t
fails to cure. e. w. Groves signature
is on each box, 25 cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
STOPS THE COUGH
AMI WORKS OFF NH COLD,

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a
cold in one day. No Cure, no Pay. Price
rs cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

7 gazing at Artie:
"s-a-y, you're havin' all kinds Of fun
wit me, amt you? Well. wat you
anything you say cuts no ice wit me-"
YOU'D better smoke up or you'll 60
out" suggested Artie. you was a lit
tie slow on the comeback that last
time. Get onto him, Miller; he's q
lookin' q hole in me-"
HE has a bad eye" said Miller.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Appropriate

When you feel that life 10 hardly
worth the candle take a dose Of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
They will cleanse your stomach. tone up
ycur liver and regulate your bowels,
making you feel like . new nan For
.s!a ~ "A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
He Had It,

"The fact is" said the fat man, 81
married because l was lonely as much as
for any other reason. 10 put 1t t%erselv.
| married for sympathy"
WELL" said the lean man, ''you have
mine"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

Arrangements for accom-
modations should be made
in advance. and notice Of
expected arrival given.
when guests will be met at
the the railroad station and
transferred to The Alameda.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

Leasing is said to have begun
"Sarah Sampson" at 18, and to have fin
;shed II at 20 ~
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
WHERE'S HE AT?

~ NPNNe>N
senger boy.
He seemed rather large and old to be
in the uniform, for there was a scrabble
of soft beard on his chin. His face and
hands appeared to have been treated
with fine coal dust, his cap leaned for
ward on one side of his head and
whenever he spoke he had to make q
new disposition of a large mount OF
chewing tobacco which he carried in
his mouth.
When he asked: "Where's he at?'
he pronounced it "%where'ce," and in all
Of his subsequent talk he gave the IS
a soft and kissing sound well prolonged,
to the evident enjoyment of Artie and
the mild wonderment of Miller.
where's who at?" demanded Artie,
adopting a frown and a harsh a
ner.
'W'y, tie four-eyed nobs dat sent me
out on tie sout' side"
"Are you the same little boy?
Wouldn't that frost you, though, Mil
Ter? This is little bright eyes that took
the note for Hail."
"Aw, what's eatin' you?" asked the
boy, giving a war-like curl to the cor
ner of his mouth.
"Oh, ow! listen to that. I'll bet
you're the toughest boy that ever hap
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
A TOUGH BOY.
grown mes
BY GEORGE AIDE.

"Where's he at?!' asked the over
GROWN messenger bow, who had dumped
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

pened. What you
been doin' all day
~-playin' marbles
for keeps or stand
in in front of one
O. them dime mu
seeums?"
"Aw, say; you
t'ink you're fly. Dat
young Teller sent
me all tie way to
%forty-t'ree ninety
tree Callamet av'-
moo. l couldn't get
back no sooner"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06
Thousand Of Them.

'.See here said the old gray rat,
whose conscious troubled him. 81 don't
think we should eat up this cheese. 1t
belongs to a poor widow, and
'sIs that a fact?" inquired the
Youngest rodent in the swarm.
SIT IS"
"Ah, now l know what is meant by
widows mites" Gee, whizz! just look
ut em."-Philadelphia- Press.
When the stomach is tired out 1t must
have a rest, but we can't live without
food. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure "digests
what you eat so that you can eat all
the good food you want while 1t is re-
storing the digestive organs to health.
1t is the only preparation hat digests
all kinds Of food. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Appropriate.
Didn't Mrs. Jones' husband die only
last week?"
"Yes,"
II saw her yesterday, and she was
wearing second mourning"
II know-he was her second husband.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-12-06

Horses and carriages
for rent at reasonable
rates.
Croquet, piano indoor
games. and magazines,
Fine rifles for shooting.
Small Game in plenty.