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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
BELIEVES in HORSE SENSE.
Veterinarian Converted by Sick
steed That Sought
Doctor.

Experience has convinced me that there
is such thing as horse sense, said veter-
mary surgeon who has shop on the South
side. "a friend of mine had beautiful
chestnut driving mare that was subject to
severe spells OF collie. About year ago she
got very sick and Jones, the owner, brought
her over here for treatment. | cared for
her, and she seemed as grateful as human.
being might, rubbing her nose against my
coat sleeve, and showing her affection in her
dumb way.
Zone day about six months ago up she
came to the door Of the shop, moaning and
evidently suffering acutely. i treated her
again and she got better / found out aft
erward that there was no one at her home
stable that day and that she had worked
the halter of and had set out to find the
doctor"
Curious circumstance" said the man
who had heard the story.
"But that's not all Of it, said the doctor.
"Three days ago | came down to my office
in the morning about nine o'clock. There
lay the chestnut mare in front Of the door
dead. She had been taken sick, had made
her way as before to the shop in the night,
and found nobody there TO give her medi-
cnes, and she had died. Now, If this story
isn't proof that horse can reason would
like to hear something TO beat it. Chicago
Inter Ocean.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
ADVICE FOR OLD PEOPLE.
Women Who Would Keep YounG
should Keep Their Minds
Occupied.

There have been certain changes in
thought and feeling during this cen
fury which have gone a great way to-
ward solving for woman the old secret
of perpetual youth. The advance in
woman's education has kept her young
by keeping her interests alive in vital
questions of the hour. Education has
given her something TO think about
some living interests when she reaches
that period in her life when younger
hands take up her work. The woman
who formerly gossiped on country
piazzas or employed her time embroid-
ering impossible flowers, dogs and cats
in eye-scratching colors and discussed
the deterioration Of youth and the SUI
periority of her day to the present is
a figure Of the past. She has become
an anomaly not 10 be tolerated. Wom-
en- of to-day do not think Of themselves
as belonging to a past age, whatever
years they may have attained. 1t is
only the very old who become rem
iniscent We see instances each day
of women making new departures, TAX
ing up art studies, courses in UNIVERSE
ties and in other ways showing their
interest in the present and future of
the worlds life and progress, and al an
age when few generations ago they
were considered 20 have passed their
usefulness. There is no more pathetic
picture than that Of the grandmother
in the corner, knitting to keep her fin
gers active, yet only thinking of day
passed that can never return, waiting
for the end. II cannot be forgotten that
the women Of the beginning Of the
century and before often sank into
this hopeless state at n period when
men were in the prime Of their powers.
Living interests keep us young. The
sympathies we have i'm life keep MS
young. At any age an ennuied mind
cannot long inhabit healthy body.
Keep your interests i'm nature alive IL
you would keep young. Do not become
Indifferent TO the succession Of years,
so that the seasons go by without
thought or feeling. but rejoice with the
birds and all living creatures in the
Joy of the spring, the beauty Of the
summer and autumn and the promise
hidden in the SHOWS OF winter. "Meas-
ure your health" says Thoreau, "by
your sympathy with morning and
spring. If there is no response in you
10 the awakening of nature, IL the pros
pect Of an early morning walk does not
Danish sleep, il the MARBLE of the first
bluebird does not thrill you, know that
the morning and spring Of your life is
past. Thus you may feel your pulse. !"
N. Y. Tribune
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
A GREAT THIRST.
The Owner Of II snid II would Have
Taken Large Fortune to
Quench IL.

The Seedy-Looking Parsonage en-
tered the room, carrying mysterious
hand bag, and approached the report
er's desk
Good morning, sir" said the Seedy-
Looking Parsonage, with peculiar pre-
cision.
Morning responded the horse re-
porter.
"Have you million dollars 10 spare
this morning?" inquired the seedy-
Looking Parsonage
II have" replied the horse reporter,
with aflluent confidence.
did you save il out of your hard
earned wages?"
ooh, no; | have all that invested in
real estate, stocks, bonds and other
gild-edgcd securities. | won the mil
lion on the races last week"
''What races?'
'llorse races"
Good enough. ] was afraid you
were going TO say boat races, and il
annoys and pains me TO hear n man
lie Do / get the million?" and he
handled the mysterious hand bag men
acingly.
"Of course, not" said the reporter,
astonished at the effrontery Of the re-
quest.
"Why not?"
because you amt used TO money
and would go out and blow Il in on
the drinks"
The Seedy-Looking Parsonage slid
his tongue along his lips eagerly, in
tensely.
"My friend" he said in a parched
tone, "you are right. | have thirst
with me that Il would take at least a
million dollars TO quench, but that Is
not your fault, and II you will advance
me quarter il will encourage me to
hustle around and get the other nine
hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine
hundred and ninety-nine dollars and
seventy-five cents. Do you extend the
encourager?"
And the horse reporter, thinking OF
what he could get with the balance OF
his million, encouraged the Seedy-
Looking Parsonage. - Washington
Star.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
Dependency.

The most perilous hour of persons
life is when he is tempted TO despond.
The man who loses his courage loses
all; there is no more hope OF him than
OF dead man; but IL matters not how
poor he may be, how much pushed by
circumstances, how much deserted by
friends. how much lost 90 the world; "
he only keeps his courage, holds up his
mead, works on with his hands, and
with unconqucrable will determines to
be and Go do what becomes a man, all
will be welI.--Good Housekeeping.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
MRS. COLONEL HAMILTON.

That Pe-ru-na has become a house
hold remedy in the home Of Mrs.
Colonel Hamilton is well attested by
a letter from her, which says: II
can give my testimony as TO the mcr
its OF your remedy, Pe-runa. l have
been taking the same for some time,
and am enjoying better health now
than have for some years. / attrib-
ate the change TO Pe-ru-na, and rec
ommend Pe-ru-na to every woman,
believing ii to be especially beneficial
TO them" Mrs. Hamilton's residence
is $50 Goodale street, Columbus, Ohio.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
MARCH AND APRIL
Are the Most DisaGreeabIe Months Of
the Year in the North.

In the South, they are the pleasantest and
most agreeable. The trees and shrubs put
forth their buds and flowers; early veg.
etables and fruits are ready for eating, and
in fact all nature seems TO have awakened
from It's winter sleep. The Louisville & Nash
vile Railroad Company reaches the Garden
spots OF the South, and will on the first and
third Tuesdays OF March and April sell
round-trip tickets TO all principal points in
Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia and West Flor
ida, at about half rates. Write for partcu-
lars of excursions TO +. Sid Jones, d. II. A.,
in charge Of immigration, Birmingham, Ala,
or j. IL. Ridgely, N. w. 7. A.. Chicago, III
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
Stomach
roubIes
In Spring

Are THAT BILIOUS FEELING, bad taste
in the mouth, dull headache, sleep
lessness, poor appetite.
No matter now careful you are
about eating everything you take into
your stomach turns sour, causes dis
tress, pains and unpleasant gases.
Don't you understand what these
symptoms-signals Of distress-mean2
They are the cries of the stomach
for helpl IL is being overworled. 1t
needs the peculiar tonic qualities and
digestive strength TO be found only in
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
one OF Them.

"Look here" said the approached; 81 gave
you ten cents not five minutes ago. Now you
are at me again"
"Pm such an absent minded beggar," said
the mendicant, apologeticaly Philadelphia
North American.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

'Do you think the shortest route to q
mans heart is through his stomach?" asked
Mrs. Gabby, as she prepared to exhibit her
skill with the chatting dish TO young DR..
Powders. ooh dear no. exclaimed the
young physician, swelling up with the
consciousness OF his superior knowledge.
THE shortest way to the heart is by the
way of an incision through the left sub-clav-
ial section of the thoracic particles" Thus
is cold science Wrestling Cupid weapons one
by one from the hands Of the fair sexual.
timore American
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

The novelist is in search Of local color.
MY good man. he says, Il am come
among You particularly 70 study your dia-
lect. Fair sir" replied the peasant, lin
yonder cabin there dwels a reclusc lie
reads much, especially magazine fiction lie,
II anyone, can speak our dialect for YOU ("
They are exceedingly courteous people,
these simple peasantry.-Detroit Journal.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

The immense telescope which is now in
process OF construction is expected to bring
the moon within a miles eyesight OF this
world, and to reveal the secrets OF all plan
cts. IL may cause as great change in the
worlds thought as Hostetter's Stomach Bit,
tiers does in the physical condition Of suffer.
ers from dyspepsia, constipation. liver or kid
ney. troubles. The Bttcrs strengthen the
entire system, and also prevents malaria,
fever and ogue. Try il.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
Ghost Of the Glacier

And Other Tales, including Making Revo-
luton, Susquehanna Trail, Sculpture Of the
Ellis, Once Pillar Of the World, Feathers Of
Fashion, and others. A delightful volume,
beautifully illustrated. Ready for distribu-
ton about May l. Send 10 cents TO L. w.
Lee, General Passenger Agent Lackawanna
Railroad, 20 Exchange Place, New York
City. Edition Limited.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

The colorsd regulars In the Philippines are
as quick at repartee as they are prompt to
obey orders, A black sergeant was hailed by
breezy western volunteer recently with!
,.Well, mig, what are you going to do here!"
The negro replied; "Were going TO take up
the white mans burden, suppose. "-Argo-
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
Nome City. AInsIsn.

via ocean. Is said to be the richest gold
field discovered up TO this time. The first
steamer will leave Seattle on or about MAY
10, 1900. For full particulars address Geo.
IL. Heaiford, General Passenger Agent, Chi.
cago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway, Chi.
cago, Ill.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

Next week we will begin running this
paper as Capt. Kidd would have run it, De
linquent subscribers may expect a call from
us with their accounts stuck in the muzzle OF
a six-shooter. Otherwise this paper will be
running as the sheriff would run it.2-Bow
ersville Clarion.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

The difference between eli" and Sick
was illustrated the other day hy Somer-
vile man: "When | found that was i'll, /"
he said, 81 sent for doctor. When ! got
the doctors bill it made me sick. "-Somer
vile (Mass) journal.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

In Their Line.--"Why do you think paint.
ing stage scenery would be a good occupa-
lion for womanP ooh, because there are
90 many of them who love TO make a
scene. Philadelphia Bulletin.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

Have you catarrh OF the head,
throat, lungs, stomach or any other
organ of the body? If so, write to
DR.. Hartman at once. He will send
YOU directions for treatment without
charge. Address DR.. Hartman, Column
bus. q.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

everything to me. feel healthy ard
well, but if ! should be sick ] would
know what TO take. / have taken sew
eral bottles for female complaint. |
am in the change Of life and it does
me good"
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
Coughing Leads 10 ConsumptIon.

Kemps Balsam will stop the Cough at
once. Go TO your druggist to-day and get a
sample bottle free. Large bottles 25 and so
cents. Go at once; delays arc dangerous.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

Mrs. Margar-
c I h n Dauben,
No. 1914 North
Superior street,
r City,
Wis, says: II
feel so well and
good and health
full now that pen
cannot describe
ii. Pe-ru-na is
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

In every family you'll find an old man
trying to quit smoking, and a young one try
ing to .earn.--Atchison Globe.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

"Inrry. we didn't invite Isabel into
our whist club"
whats the mattcr2 Isn't she talk
alive nough?"-Chicago Record.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

II is somewhat disquieting TO observe that
while it is notoriously impossible TO live in
Washington on $4,000 year, comparatively
few congressman die in oflce.-Detroit Jour
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

Everybody thinks il a neighbor's dog bit
him, he would Kill the dog, but he wouldn't.
Washington Qa.) Democrat.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, n. Y,
Feb H. 1900.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

II suppose you have quite forgotten, Mr..
Jones, that you owe me a fiyerl" mo, l
haven't yet. Give me time and | will
Punch.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

Sympathy. Watts - 81 think feel az
bad as Nudge does over losing his job"
Potts-'I feel worse He has already
touched me for ten indianapolis Press.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

Teacher-"What is a synonym Bright
Boy--"It's a word you can use in place Of
spell the other one. Sydney Town and
Country Journal.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

To Cure "A Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money lift fails TO cure. 25c.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
Artillery.

Artillery is becoming all the time more
important branch of the military service. In
a sense war is already almost as much Of a
shell game as is diplomacy.-Detroit Jour
nal
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

Most Of the good jokes are old ones il you
only knew it.-Washington (la.) Democrat.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
A Regular DIrd.

The burglar sometimes becomes jail
bird, because he's ladelphia
Record.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
Carriers Ink.

Good ink is necessity for good writing.
Carriers is the best. Costs no more than
poor ink.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

When a woman breads to ask her husband
for anything she sends her daughter.--At-
Gibson Globe.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
Those Names.

Johnnie-Whats an iguana, paw
Mr.. Wise--Must be a sleeping-car.-Bal-
timore American.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

A wise man never considers a woman's
age.-Chicago Daily News.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

Hark, from the tomb doleful sound,
JAY Gould doth mourn and turn around.
Why doth he moan and seem in pain? 1t Is
the count-Count Castelaine. - Atchison
Globe
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

blood Tor four months, and INC doc
tors could help me but little. They
operated on me three times. II was
very painful and l only obtained lit.
tie relief. / was so weak could not
turn in bed. Then I applied TO DR..
Hartman | did not know whether he
could help me or not, but ! followed
his advice, and used only three bot
ties OF Pe-ru-na and Man-a-lin. Now
am MS well and as strong as | ever
was, thanks TO your remedies" Pelvic
catarrh has become so frequent that
most women are more or less afflicted
with it. II is usually called female
disease.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

The difference between see and saw is in
terse.-Chicaso Daily News.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
HOODS
SARSAPARlLLA

The best stomach and blood RENE
dies known TO the medical profession
are combined in the medicine. and
thousands OF grateful letters telling
its cures prove il TO be the greatest
medicine for all stomach troubles ever
yet discovered.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

MISS CLARA STOECKER.

Miss Clara Stoecker says: II had
chronic catarrh for over a year. I
tried many remedies, but found no re-
lief until l saw an advertisement In
the paper Of your treatment for
chronic catarrh ! tried IL and / think
am now well. i recommend Pe-ru-na
to all my friends who are afflicted
with catarrh." Miss Stoecler lives at
piftsburU Pa
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12


Okla
" L extend
ncere thanks
e good advice
have given
me. l do NOT
BELLE We i
would be liv-
ing now IL IL
were not for
you. i had
S u 4 I G r @ d
with flow of
IL -. lnn
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12
Use Certain Corn Cure. Price. I5c.

A. N. K.-A 1909
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1900-05-12

u;ooov,; FARMS for SALE. For iIstwELts
missouri LAKENAN 4 BAHNEs. Mcxico. Mo-
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1900-09-25
GOOD SHOWING.

There was meeting of the officers
and executive board of the Marathon
Co. Ayr society, on Thursday at the
home of the secretary, L. X. Wright, to
allow bills, and figure up how the fair
came out, financially. 1t was found,
that after paying all expenses and for
the improvements made, there would
be balance Of abuut 5000 in the treas
ury. This makes the net proceeds of
the fair this year in the neighborhood
of 81 900 The management hardly ex-
peoted to come out ahead this year, for
the reason that the improvements in
new barn, sheep sheds, etc, have been
very expensive. 1t is truly wonder
fal showing under the circumstances,
MIR. Wright wishes to announce
through the PILOT that all who had
premiums awarded them can get their
money by calling at his house. at 5l5
jackson street.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1900-09-25
ABOUT PARKS.

This city should have all the parks
possible, the larger number the better.
The Record speaks of the Kiefer park.
This is all right but trees would have
to be grown upon it. The Werle park
is already laid out and in use and there
is no danger of the fine trees there ever
being destroyed The city should
eventually own that grove of pines.
The Stewart island, which The Record
says could be made into beautiful
park, is at times partly overfowed by
water. The PILOT has been trying to
work up little enthusiasm over the
beautiful park ground north of the
city, just this side of Jim Moore creek.
The editor of the Record intimates that
it is too far away 1t is within the city
limits, and only about mile from the
heart of the city But a trifle further,
if any, than the fair grounds. But then
there are none of the grounds men
toned but what will be far to some of
our citizens. Street cars, though, some
day will make such short distances
count for naught We have urged that
something be done with the Parcher
land, SO that 1T may become city proper
ty and in time converted into city
park. Now, the price is nominal; in
a few years, the trees may be cut off
and the chance for park forever lost.
Let US have city parks, but the sites
should be purchased when covered
with the natural growth of trees, if pos
sible, and before it requires small for
tue to buy them.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1900-09-25
SHOULD NOT STUDY AT HOME

Notify your ehild's teacher that no
more study will be permitted in your
home. See to it that your child is
allowed to come home from school with
the same satisfactory feeling that the
business man feels when he comes
home; that his days work is done. 1t
is over 1t is behind him. He Is ready
to give hts thoughts to other things; to
calm his brain for refreshing nights
rest, to which he finally goes with
thoughts of other things than business.
So should it be with the child. His
studies should not be the last thing on
his mind He should 60 to sleep after
hours of play and fresh air. Then
his sleep will be quiet and refreshing,
and his mind, when he awakens. viii
be clear and fresh for a new days
studies. Edward Box, in the October
Ladies' Home Journal
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1900-09-25
RIB MOUNTAIN.

While the discussion of city park is
going on, what is the matter with Rib
Mountain. Why not immortalize it by
establishing park at the foot Of il.
Shall we wait until somebody comes
from Europe or some other place to
tell us where to put park.
The cost Of fitting up park there
would be small compared with the cost
Of fitting up one on the Parcher place.
Forty acres can be bought for a very
small sum and at any place near the
foot of the mountain can be found
springs of purest cold water And for
scenery there is nothing like it around
Wausau. Archie Mcclellan has already
taken the first step By naming the
vicinity Grand View on account Of
the view Of the city and Of asylum
Establish park there and soon street
car lines would be Quilt and people
would b. seen vending their way there
to spend the hot summer days.
PARKus.