The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1900-03-15

have been afflicted with rheumatism
for fourteen years and nothing seemed to
give me any relief. | was able to be
around all the time, but constantly
suffering. | had tried everything could
hear of and at last was told to try Cham
berlain's Pain Balm, which did, and
was Immediately relieved and in short
time cured. | am happy to say that 1t
has not since returned.-Josh. Edgar,
Germantown, Cal. For sale by II. w.
Cushing, Skowhegan, and Sullivan New
ton, Jackman.
have q taste for horses" Taste for horsesi l
rather guess have. was in Kimberley dur
ing the entire siege"
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic 10c or go.
II c. c. G. fail to cure, druggists refund money.
Mrs wunder: washington was a versatile
man." Mr. Wunder: HE had to be to look
like all his pictures"
Itchiness of the skin, horrible plague. Most
everybody afflicted In one way or another.-Only
one safe, never failing cure-Doans Ointment
AT any drug store, so cents.
Undecided Mistress: us that policeman
who was in the kitchen last night your steady
company" Cook: "He will BIT, mum. II Oh
decide to shtay here, and he isn't transferredi'
Every family should have its household medi-
cine chest and the tirst bottle in 1t should be Dr.
Woods Norway Pine Syrup, natures remedy for
coughs and colds.
His Policy. Erie nd: II s'pose yo' 8 noah
ten i've to reg lar customers dan to strangers9
The Waiter: mot a bit! In course can't tell
whedder a srangeT'il tip, but allus glib him d lie
benefit OBJ de doubt.
A wheelman's tool bag isn't complete without
a bottle of DIR Thomas Ecletric Oil. Heals
cuts, bruises, stings, sprains. Monarch over
pain.
Tommy: Say. paw" Mr.. Figg: well?"
"What is a kopje9" "a kopje is place where
the British stopje, and it generally has Boer
or two on topic"
Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
l0c. 25c. II c. c. c. fail, druggists refund money
Women love a clear. healthy complexion.
Pure blood makes it. Burdock Blood BitteTs
makes pure blood.
Always starter: "ATthur, we haven't had
a quarrel for weeks and weeks" Haven't
we?" WE'LL we can easily get one up by dis.
cusing who was most to blame in the last one
we had"
How Are Your Kidneyss
DR. Hobbs sparagus Pills cure all kidney ills. Sam
pie free Add. Sterling remedy Co. Chicago or NY
Little Johnny: "Ps, our Sunday school
II achtr says Enoch was translated. | wonder
what language he was translated into| Pa:
.
Beauty Is blood Deep.
Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without il. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that siclly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets,-beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, Zoe, 25c, soc.
j Six Months After Marriage: Weel weeI,
sandy how dye like the little LADY," "Ah,
weel, Alec, III nae d. ny that she has fine con
versational powers"
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
j To quit tobacco - ly and forever be mag
netic fun OF life, nerve and vgor, take No.To'
Bac, the wonder worker that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or 81. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free Address
Sterling Remedy Co Chicago or New York
They say Cecil Rhodes has the biegt st rrice
! upon his head that ever was known" THAT
! may be true, but | thought when my wife
/ handed me The bill for her Easter hat the 9th er
/ day that she had come very near breaking the
| record"
For Over Fifty Years.
! MRS. WINSTON SOOTHING SYRUP has been
! used for over fifty years by millions OF moth
| ers for their children while teething, with
! perfect success. 1t SOC thes the child, soften
! the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie and
! is The best remedy for Diairhoea IT will re-
/ lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
sold by Dru ggists in every part of the world
/ Twenty five cents n bottle. Be sure and ask
! for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup" and
take no other kind. ly3s