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Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-08-11
By the Union Auction Co. Sc Bank stree
Morris Gross. Manager.

WYE WILL SELL AT OUR AID
w uon House THIS (Saturdni
MOkNiNG at 10 o'clock II large line (,
bedroom and Parlor Suites, Chairs. Roc
ers. LOUNGES. Couches. Wardrobes. E)
tension Tables, Pictures. Rugs. Mating
i;rass and Iron Bedstcads Refrigerator
also large lot OF Saloon Tables
UNION AUCTION CO,
IL Auctioneers
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-08-11

I ARIGE SALE OF FINE FuRNITuEI
dayl MORNING, August IL. comu ,s,@.y
az ~ clock. consisting of Bedroom SUITE
IN walnut and oak. odd Bureaus. Was
stands, Chairs, Chiffoniers. In oak n.
CEDAR, Wardrobes, Writing Desks Eent
er Beds, Springs. Mattresses. Pillow
Cooking Stoves, Silverware, Sc. Sc Al
l.VDO Bed Sheets. 500 Pillow Cases
Government Blankets, 100 Ironing Roar
.nd Racks and 100 Small Tables. lloar
ms house and hotel Keepers are esn
ci9ily invited TO attend Ibis importnl
sue w. j. lALSTEAD. I
u General Auctioneerl
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-08-11
Aucr.o~ >ALus- surumE pays

BY w. j.. Halstead. General Auctionee
j. r. Morris, Crier.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-08-11
You Won't Need Bellows

to induce your coal to burn If
you buy Of us our coal burns when you
ask it to-and il all burns, too. IL will
save heat. time. temper and money for
you. This is good timc TO lay in your
next seasons stock.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-08-11
AUCTION SAILS r,.rsnAx

By w. j.. ITolstead. General Auctione.
IL. n; Morris. Crier. AZ and a Wash
ihslou street, opp. City Market. !
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-08-11

APPLEs-Nirginia apples. sl.ooQl.5o per
LEMoNs-siooGi.5 per box.
PEACHES-Gcorgia, Sl.nOu2.O0 per crate.
LIMES-$lC0 per basket
PINEAPPL ES-GnSc.
BANANAs-Per bunch. Coo. @sl5o.
COCOANUTS-l00 to bag, $250if300.
CALIFORNIA ORANGES = Messlna
$500: seedlings. S3Oo4S.50: naveis, $3.5U9
l. 90 per box
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
My half Of wheat. - $40 Il

Net expense on homestead. 500 90
We moved on our homestead July 10.
1899 Have 30 acres i'll good shape for
crops in 1900. My wife joins me in
sending best wishes to you and yours.
You can truly say to any poor man
who pays a big rent to get q farm
somebody else's land), or works for
wages to support a family, that have
personally tried both in Minnesota and
tried hard to make a success of it, but
found to my sorrow that after working
hard poor living was all could get
out Of it, and after nearly two years
OF Western Canadian life l will say
that L am very thankful to you for
helping me to decide to try it in Can
ada. Yours respectfully,
w. II. KINKADE
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
Knew of His Opnosition.

Gen: Butler was once in company with
Lord Charles Beresford coming down the
Nile, and as their boat approached the
as to which was the proper channel to
take. The soldier advised one. the sailor
another, but in the end Buffers channel
was followed, with perfect success You
see, ! was right. the general exclaimed,
eXultingly. What Of that?" retorted
BeresfCrd; Il knew it was the right one
myself, and l only recommended the 9th
er because l knew you would oppose
whatpypr 7 said -
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
REJECT THE GUST AS GOOD

The dealer who tells you that he can
sell you the same thing as Alabast.ne
or something just as good either is
Offering something he has bought cheap
and is trying to sell on Alabastine's de
himself as well as to you Beware of all
new substitutes. Dealers risk a suit for
damages by selling aud consumers by using
an infringement. Alabasine Co. own the
right TO make and sell wall coatings adapted
to mix with cold water.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
CHURCHES AND scHooLHoUsEs.

The interior walls of churches, school
houses and all public halls should never
and pure Alabastine SO evident has this
fact become, that hundreds Of tons are
used annually for this work. The genu-
1t is cleanly during the long period of its
usefulness. Every owner Of building
should use it. Ask your paint dealer or
druggist for card of tints and write for
free copy of our interesting booklet to
Alabastine Co., Grand Rapids. Mich
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
WHAT "kALSOMINES" ARE.

Kalsomines are cheap and temporary
preparations, manufactured frcm whit
ing, chalks, clays, etc. They are stuck on
the walls with decaying animal glue Ala
bastine is not kasomine. 1t is q rock
base cement, which sets, and it hardens
decorated without having to wash and
scrape OFF its old coats. Alabastine is
utilized to a great extent in hospitals as
it prevents the accumulation of dirt and
the congregating of disease germs. beng
dsnfectant in its nature.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
WHAT ALARASTINE IS.

Alabastine is the original and only dur
able wall coating on the market 1t is
entirely different from all kalsomine
preparations. Alabastine is made ready for
use in white or fourteen beautiful tints by
the addition of cold water. 1t is put up
in dry powdered form, in packages prop
package. 1t takes the place of scaling
kalsomlnes, wall paper and paint for walls.
1t on.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
What DO the ChlIdren Drink q?

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have
you tried the new food drink called
GRAINO ? 1t is delicious and nourish-
ing, and takes the place of coffee. The
more GrainO you give the children the
more health you distribute through their
systems. Grain-O is made of pure grains,
and when properly prepared tastes like
the choice grades of coffee, but costs
about 4. as much. All grocers sell it. 15c
a nd o3c
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
The Place for Il Poor Man.
Alameda, \. w. T., Canada,
Dee. -, 1899.
DFC. I'5.U.
Mr.. 3. Davies Canadian Government

Dec. -, 1879.
Mr. B. Davies. Canadian Government
Agent, st. Paul. Mimi:
Dear Sir-As | promised you about
two years ago that at some future
time | would let you know what |
thought of Western Canada and the
chances of a poor man making Il start
and supporting a family ut same time.
SO will write n few facts concerning
my own experience the past twenty-0ne
months and what l have done any
able-bOdied man can do, provided he
will work
L left Traverse country March 20,
1898, landed in Alameda at noon the
21st, with $3.50 in my pocket, Il stran-
ger and among strangers, and when
my family came in October, 1898, my
wife had nearly SO. or barely enough
to pay freight on her stove, sewing
machine and clothes and beds. | COM
menced work March %; also made en-
try for homestead same day tthe man
| started work for loaning me So to
pay entrance fee, and | have earned.
or at least received, $47S.10 in wages
since then and have been idle 1T least
two months of the tWenty-one since
came. The homestead | took had l.
acres broke by q former occupant. |
paid $40 10 have it replowed in July.
'9S, and the seed wheat for ii cost me
$50. | let it to a neighbor for half
in elevator clear of all expense eX
cept the seed, and this fall ! received
$I0.1O for my part of the crops off of
the II acres, Sc my total receipts the
past twentyone months have been
S54S.10 and my expenses. besides living
for self and family, have been as fol
lows:
Entrance fee $50 being paid for
cancellation " SO 90
Summer following II acres. -. 20 90
Seed for same. ...... : -
Cost of house. besides my own
labor on same. ........ 10 50
Twenty acres of breaking and
double discing same. .. 90 90
$179 10
My half of wheat. . $40 10
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
LIVELY LINERS
Perfect Fabrication The On
ly Life Prolonger.
Keep the Sewerage System Open If You Want
to Enjoy Many Years of Health and
happiness-The Advice
of Reason.

The liver is the biggest organ in the human
body, and has lots OF work to DO.
1t passes judgment on the food we cat,
separating the useful from the useless All
food must pass the liver. All food must go
this one way, and if the liver is lazy and
doesn't attend to its duties al! the other or
ganS suffer.
1t is Just like stopping the engine in a
factory. All the rest of the machines are
thrown out of work until it starts up again.
Another duty Of the liver is to take the
bile out Of the blood and send it into the
bowels where it acts as a sort of lubricant
and helps the undigeSted matter out Of the
body.
If the liver does not act properly, the bile
yellow greenish complexion, liver spots,'
and causes all kinds Of aches, pains and
sickness.
The liver must be kept lively and attend
ing 10 its duties. and the safest, SurcSt. SIM
plest way is to use Cascarets Candy Ca
thartic. the ideal laxative, agreeable to the
taste, convenient in form, antiseptic, and a
fine stomach tonic. They purify the blood.
never grip nor grippe, and do their work
mildly but positively.
Buy and try Cascarets to-day You'll find
that it's what they do, not what we say
they'll do, that proves their merit. All drug
Send for booklet and free sample. Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago: Montreal
Can. New York.
uezyuzvw> This is the CASCARET tablet
Gssa Every tablet Of the only genuine
RH "a 50 Cascarets bears the magic letters
HAnAskAA ''CCC." Look at the tablet before
HY4s0 you buy, and beware Of frauds,
limitations and substitutes.
Dr.BuIl's rs rs; r5'1 sss! +;
Cough Syrup Ct saSsti an s ssz
cures in few days Price CSC, at ali druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

SwitZerland's exports to the United
States chiefly iaces, silks, ariline c0lors,
cheese and Watches-amOunted to 50
$4,000 francs last year, as against -
0ttS 40 in 1898
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary Acts
gently on the liver and Kidneys. Cures
sick headache. Price p and soc.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
w here Our Interest Is.

However we may disagree, the ma
Jority of US Americans are genuinely
patriotic"
of us turn 10 the South African war
news before we think OF the Philip
pines. Harper's Bazar
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
Kate Chase Sprasue Buried III Ohio.

The body of Kate Chase Sprague
daughter of Salmon L. Chase. which ar
rived in Cincinnati from Washington
ID. c.. was buried beside the grave
Of her father, the late chief Justice at
Spring Grove cemetery. Since August
last the remains have rested III Il vault
in Washington
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
Very Slow LAWYER.

4 well-known lawyer of Buffalo is an
enthusiastic entomologist who mas devot-
ed many hours in searching for big bugs
and little bugs" says Harper's Bazaar
He is reputed to be very slow in his
movements, so that when our friend
Judge Byrnes, was told that Mr.. Dodd
found q large snail. he dryly said 1T
must have been coming toward him. A
remark which seemed to fit the case so
well that it was greeted with Il shout of
laughter
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Every body in Paris has just had IN
fiuenza or is going to have, or, at the
very least. has bad cold: the prevail!
ing maladies, due to long spell Of damp.
cold wpath her
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is not a
liquid or Il stuff. 1t quickly relieves
Cold in the Head, Headache, etc, and
realLY curcs Catarrh zoe
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
inst a Tailor.

Sir Henry Erskinc once quelled a riot
III Edinburgh when Mrs. Siddons was
playing to a crowded house in tie largest
theater in the town. \ surly fellow III
the pit refused to sit down, and howl
went ~ from all around him. The
crowd was likely to do him and the house
a damage, when Sir Henry came to the
front Of his box with the quiet statement:
Pray excuse the gentleman; don't you
see it is only Il tailor resting himself -
The man sat down without further urg-
ing.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
Rape and SpeItz and Bromus.

earth these three make Wonderful tes-
timonials on same. See Salzer's Big Cat
alogue, sent you for &c postage and this
notice. John A. Sazer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Nou Can Get Aliens Foot Ease FREE.
Write to-day to Allen S. Omstel. lie Roy, n.
Y, for FREE sample Of Aliens Foot Ease. a
powder TO shake into your she's. 1t cures tired.
sweating, damp, swoIen, aching Ieet. It makes
or tight shoes easy. certain for
Corns and Bunions. All druggists and shoe stores
sell it. 25 cents.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

too high, and asking that it might be
lowered. Certainly" replied Drurio-
lanus, with a bow; here, Forsyth, have
II couple OF inches sawn off the legs of
this piano.
\ Cleveland boy, as some boys are
won't to do, gave much of his time to
reading yeiiow-back literature. An older
| person, noting this, suggested that the
| boy put his time to better use by reading
| better books.
| What would You advise me to read:''
| asked the boy.
"Oh, almost anything different from
| the stuff you are reading" was the re-
Suggest something" said the boy.
well, you might take up history, or
| If you like political knowledge, OF the
| why Of many things in statecraft. you
might look for an easy work on political
| economy
| a day or two later the boy called at
/ tention to a book that he said was some
thing in the line of political economy.
The cover bore the title, Three
! Weeks in Politics." by John Kendrick
| Bangs.
| She was a Washington woman well
| acquainted in diplomatic circles, says a
correspondent OF the New York Times
| Talking about Washington people one
day, someone asked her:
DO YOU know Senator Blank
DO l know Senator Blank?" she re-
| peated Yes, I do know him, and he
knows me: he will never forget me. I've
trumped his ace when we were partners
at whist"
1t is said of Gov. Stephens of Missouri
that he secured his nomination through
| sending some little remembrance through
the mail to voters all over the state, says
the Washington Post. When his rival
found that the Stephens boom was be-
coming formidable he sent messengers
out to learn what was going ON. and
this was the conversation which all the
scouts reported:
Are you for Stephens:'
Yes
Why?
He sent me a copy of his speech"
rs that all?''
He sent me some Silver Nuggets
rs that all?''
He sent me campaign button"
rs that all?''
Yes, and that's enough
-.O:-
E. c. recently bought 4 secondhand
treatise on chemistry. On taking it
home and opening it for perusal, he found
the following very laconic history of it's
former owner, one Benjamin w, neatly
written on the hy-leaf:
Poor Bennie now is dead and gone,
His face we'll see no more;
For what he took for H2 O,
Was h SO4
| The first formula is the chemical equiva-
| lent for water, and the second for sui
| phuric acid.-Household Words.
A grocer living in a small town in
Surrey one morning put card in his
| window to the effect that he wanted a
sharp boy for the counter. a few hours
afterward Il lad walked into the shop
| and asked for the job. Yes replied
the grocer. If you are a nice sharp
lad, | think you will suit me-" Boy
I'm very sharp, sir. My friends tell
me | was born sharp" Grocer-'Ah !
how was that?" We'll, sir, was born
the last month in the year. the last day
IN the month, the last hour in the day,
the last minute in the hour. the last sec
ond IN the minute; and father says if
hadn't been blooming sharp | shouldn't
have been born at ALL" Grocery on
will do nicely" The lad was engaged
at once.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Canon Gore complains of the poverty
among many of the clergy in England
and lays it to the charge Of lukewarm-
ness among the laty
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Lord Roberts has authorized the for
nation Of q squadron Of 100 picked
Irishmen for special duties Forty have
already been enrolled.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Electric ears are immensely popular
in England and the equipment companies
can hardly keep up with their orders
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

THE little dear is lost again" she said
as soon as she got home. 'Oh, that
pug Eyes, that pug, if you must talk
like brute. and | want you to advcr-
Use for him. And this is the advertise
ment as it appeared: 'Lost-A sausage
shaped yellow dog. answering when
hungry, to the name of Baby. 4 re-
ward will be paid for his return to 81
Blank street, dead of alive "-Household
Words
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Merchandise exports from France in
January increased $1,000, 600 over 1899;
merchandise imports increased $4,000.
600
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
MYSTIC Sc

MYSTIC BOOkS-Gth < 9Th Book OF
Moses: Albertus Magnus Egyptian Sc
crets, each English or German. 81 Gf
postpaid. Send for circulars OF these anC
others. Address. c.. \. Caspar Co., 49,
East Water Milwaukee,, Wis
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
Congress to Control the Trusts.

John j. Jenkins. author Of the new
trust bill now before Congress, writes as
follows in the National Magazine:
IF the power is given, Congress can
act and should act promptly. There is
nothing 10 prevent the Legislature OF ev-
cry state being called into extra session
for the purpose of ratifying an amend
mcnt of this kind, and in less than one
year every CORPORATION would be under
the control OF Congress. Then if there
Is any oppression on the part Of any Of
these gigantic corporations. they can be
easily controlled by broad and just legs-
lanon. SO as to compel them to respect
the rights of others, while cndcavoring TO
enhance their own interests. 1t is use
less TO talk about the various states CON
trolling these corporations: they can DO
ii if they want 10, but III many cases il
would require an amendment To their
constitutions. and in all cases uniformity
of action, and this woud take up much
more time than it will TO pass an amend
mcnt TO the constitution Of the United
States.
ITO be effective, legislation must he
uniform, and this cannot be expected
from fOrty-tive states"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

For your Easter Cakes and Candy use
MOB; TlavOrin. Extracts
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Minnie, the 11-ycar-old daughter of
Gen. Botha Of the TranSvaal army is I
pupil in Il school in Highgate, London.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All drugugists refund the money if il
fails to cure. 25c. E. w. Groves sig
nature is on each box
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

There is more CatalSh iii this section Of
the country than all other diseases put to
gether. and until the last few years was
supposed 10 he incurable. For Il great
many years doctors pronounced il Il local
disease and prescribed local remedies and
by constantly fHiing to cure With local
treatment pronounced it incurable. Science
has proven catarrh to be Il constitutional
disease and therefore requires constitutional
treatment Halls Catarrh Cure. m8nufac-
tured by +. j. Cheney X Co, Toledo. Ohio,
is the only constitutional cure on the mar
ket. 1t is taken internally in doses from 10
drops TO Il teaspoonful. IT acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces of the SyS-
tenn. They offer one hundred dollars for
any case it fails TO cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials Address.
L. j. CHENEY X Co., Toledo, o.
Sol nv 70
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
SPINNING WHEEL.
WHAT LADYSMITH SAID.

WHAT LADYSMiTH SAID.
"Ah-h-h-h-h.
What n relief!
Such a relief as this.
Get me
fashion sheet!
let me see
What | have had to miss.
Bring me q sandwich
Very large
And pot Of coffee. too;
And get me
millinery chart.
| want TO see what's new.
Give me generous,
Juicy slice
OF hot. rare, roasted beef,
And bring it TO me
On fashion plate, too
Ah-h-h-h-
Um-m-m.
This is relief!
Good gracious. Dear me.
Well. | declare
I've been penned up this While,
And every stitch
OF Clothes / have is
Simply out OF
style,
The habit back dress skirt
Has come. and
Now, would you believe?
But. every dress
/ have on earth last years
Style OF sleeve!
Aud hats and bOnnets-
(Yes, Ill take another cup
OF teal
] haven't any hat at all
That's fit
For you to see
Yes
Yes, indeed
re be relieved, I certainly
Am glad.
What's that? A paper?
Oh,
Let me
Look at a
Dry goods adj
Well, goodness me!
Just look at
This.
Cut prices down at Blanks.
I'll go
This very afternoon.
tAnother cup? Yes, th2nks.l
Well. aren't those rainy-day skirts
Cute?
Ah-yoE can never know
What deprivation I've endured
And had
To undergo.
NY goodness For the past
Three months
Surrounded by the Beers
] haven't had
single chance for shopping
In the stores.
No-n0-
No more to eat.
] must
60 out and buy lot
OF things
j have no time
TO eat
I'm ont of style
That's WHAT
Dol Am
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

An interesting incident from Old Trim
ity is reported TO the Irish Times. Last
Saturday well-known Dublin dean was
about to deliver a lecture to a class of
ecclesiastical students, and, as a prelimi-
nary, called the roll Every enc Of the
boys answered until he came to
French" when there was no response
Can anyone tell me where French
is?' asked the dean in his kindliest tones.
There was general shout of AT Kim
berley," followed by cheers. and. when
quiet was restored, the dean gently re-
marked: ''Well, gentlemen, at all events
Irishmen need not be Beers y
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Noah was the first man on record as
having set up dry goods establishment.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

The evolution of the bicycle IS about
complete. There are no violent innOya-
tons in the models for wheels this wear
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
EXCURSION RATES

ducte6 excursions will leave ST. Paul, MINI. on the Ist
and ID tuesday in each month and specially low
on ali lines OF railway being quoted for excursions
leaving St Paul March 18th and April 4th for Mani
tooa, Assiniboia. Saskatchewan and Alberta.
Write to F. Pedley Supt. immigration Ottawa,
Canada, CT the undersigned who wi mail you at
lAses, pamphlets, etc, free: 7. o. Currie Stevens
Point, Wis, Agent for Government OF Canada
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

The flower trade of London exceeds
in value $1O,O00000 per annum
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Mrs WinsiOHV7~ SoorHING SYRUP for cniiCt~.a
t5tTnn-. softens Tue gums. reduces HSamin ltiOa
ailayS pain, cures wind collie. 2!jc q bottle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03
HER ACQUISITION
Mary had q little lamb
And then her menu grew
Until, before the morning dS wned
She had Il nightmare, too. Puck

Where, sirrah, is David, my black
slave?"
The Sultan froWned upon the trembling
mental.
Sire" the cringing wretch replied,
the chief of the eunuchs has found it
necessary to bastinado him.
A smile softened the royal features.
We'll, have it understood hereafter that
no one must Harum David! Pretty neat,
whatT'-New York Press
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1900-04-03

Hihernian NEWLY landed "Phwot in
the wurruld do the bell be put on the
coz for?" Jersey Farmer-'To keep
her from gettin' lost" Hibernian-
But suppose she 60 be deaf, pivot
thin Judge.