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HIS MOVING POEMS.

HIS MOVING POEMS.
He published volume of fugitive verse
| 1t might have been better, it might have
been worse
And all of tho critics whose verdist he
sought,
Expressed their regret that the verse
had been caught.
-Gazoot.
Plenty Of "tick" in Roberts window
today.
Mark Hanna has two grips" on
himself and one on the people.
AS between hell and the city Jail, the
latter is the cooler. Reuben Glue. !,
They have what they call "a o'clock
Progress Club" over in Denver. A. M.
or p. m.P
Dave Day says Woleott has no re-
ligion. People who lives in glSsTL 10
Linotype broke again.)
The recent repeal of the Horton prize
fight law has put quierus on high
toned Kopjville society doings.
1t is fortunate for Cronje that he is
not Kipling. He might be tempted to
write poetry during his leisure hours.
A self-styled Contemplating" Montrose
merchant openly boasts that "he" pays
no rent We wish his landlord was
ours.
A Salt Lake paper complains of an alb
normal supply Of disappearing hobos."
We have that kind here but they won't
stay "disappeared."
A man out in San Francisco boasts
that at last he has won the hand Of
wealthy widow. He may some day wish
he had cut the thumb off.
Over east Of Denver the other day a
woman gave birth to twins while travel
birth without sleeping car ticket.
A whey-brained Kansas editor makes
the bold assertion that Bryan is fond Of
onions. II that is true he should be
able to put up good strong argument.
n " thu ludu Cl6lho W adNO oioSOVoAod
successful. method of "beating" slot
machines. Maybe he uses the same
club he beats his carpets and wives
with. s
A grocer up in Delta says that "a
stock OF groceries that is turned often
is the stock that is always fresh." We
will please be excused from using his
acrobatic butter. cheese etc.
A dispatch states that the Municipal
Veterans League of Chicago is success
full in its works of making "Good" Aid
erman. But do they stay "Good" like
they do in Kentucky?
The contemplated fuse factory over in
Denver seems to have sizzled out
Birdville Clipper. The superfuity Of
political bombs over there ought to in
sure the success Of good fuse factory.
They cay at Carlisle, Pa, there is an
Indian who uses 40 hair pins to "do" his
hair up.-Gazoot. And yet they tell US
that the Indians cannot be civilized
kopiville Excuse. She's sort OF 40
b. P. Engine"
A Detroit minister performed double
marriage last Monday, and the dispatch
tells of his being arrested the day after
for some reason or other. Probably on
the grounds that he was promulgating
plural marriages.
An English novelist says he publish
ed 81 books before the literary public
knew anything about him." No doubt it
was the timely and united action Of the
infuriated public" that caused the nom
appearance of the 32nd.
A Chicago brewer says that beer is a
moral force because it keeps people from
drinking spirituons iliquors.-Exchange.
And the man who makes whiskey might
argue that his product is religious
force because it makes his victims
good"
A man is said to have arrived at the
"age Of discretion when he is more a
fool than he looks to be.-Stinkville
Skinner. II the photo OF the Skinner
editor, now in our possession, is good
likeness. there is no danger Of his ever
getting discreet"