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Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
American Tobacco Company.
(By Telegraph TO Virginian- Pilot.)

New York. May 10.-The directors OF
the American Tobacco Company or
ganized to-day by the election of the
following officers: ]. B. Duke. presi-
dent; ]. B. Cobb. w. II. Harris and S.
w. Hill. vice presidents; r. l.. Patter-
son. secretary. and II. d. Lee. treasu-
rer.
Mr. Harris succeeds II. L. Terrell. re-
signed. S. w. Hill was formerly secre-
tary. Mr.. Lee succeeds George Arents
as treasurer.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
NAVAL ORDERS.

The following naval orders have been
issued:
The orders to Commander IT. H..
Stevens and Lieut.. a. y. Mcclellan
are modified so that they will proceed
TO the Asiatic station by the mail
steamer Of the 1.-THE instant.
Lieut.. II. c. Kuenzil is commission
c1
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
r. G.. A. OUTING.

The Boys Gospel Army OF the Ports
mouth Y. NJ. c. A. will have their first
outing of the season at Columbia Park
this afternoon. Captain f. L. Dashiel.
chairman OF the junior committee and
Physical Director Lumberger will have
charge of the boys. and they expect n
big time. with baseball and other
games. All members of the army are
requested to be at the building by 4
o'clock
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11

got log in her wheel'yesterday. which
ineonvenienced her for several trips.
Rev' John w. Daughtrey, of Rich
mona. arrived in the city last night on
n visit to relatives.
me interest in baseball last night was
shown to be great. Judging from the
crowd that was around the Vlrrinian-
Pilots bulletin board.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
THE HUsTINGs COURT.

In the hastings court yesterday the
will of Robert Il. Parker was admitted
to probate. r. NJ. Parker qualifying as
executor in bond of $4,000. l.. c. Brin-
son, Ernest G. Lewis, John Dawson.
Willie Crimson and John c. Crimson
were appointed appraisers.
William Hurst charged with MAIN
ing. was admitted to bail in the sum OF
900. Mrs. Mary Hurst was surety.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
John Stewart won Clubs and W.
White Trophy's.
rI,rCTION or OFFICERs.

At n meeting of the stockholders of
the Kings Daughters hospital held re-
Gently the following officers were elect
ed r. j. Barlow. president; f. L..
Crocker, president: y. E. Warner.
John l.. Watson, T.. ID. Gin. directors
for one year: Capt. James II. Toomer.
DR.. O. L. BYRD, a. II. Lindsay. Jr., di-
rcctorS for three wears.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
u,,RT IN THE YARD.

Daniel Sykes. colored la6orer, in
the steam engine department of the
navy yard. had his left arm and two
ribs broken by being caught in Il belt.
and was thrown violently TO the
ground. He was attended at the yard.
and was afterward sent to his home at
Deep Creek.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
ThIsIs For You,

Special offers to get a home to navy
yard and railroad men who cannot at
ford to pay cash for a lot Or any one
who really wants n home. If you want
lot or any property we have 1t. Call
or address us for terms.
THE SEABOARD REAL ESTATE
COMPANY,
Room POI. No. 214 High street
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
TAILOR MADE PROMENADE COSTUME.
MIR. JOHN STEWART WON.

The Portsmouth Gun Club. and w. N.
White Trophy Now his Property.
The regular weekly shoot Of the
Portsmouth Gun Club took place at
Columbia Park yesterday afternoon.
and the following average sheet tells
a., =, =,
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.

A general meeting OF the stockholders o,
the RIVERSIDE LAND COMPANY. VIII
be held at the office of Judge Fdwa I'd
Spalding. No. 265 Main street. Norfolk.
Va. on TUESDAY. May 22d. 1907 at 1
ALvAH H. MARTIN.
ap-2l-lm Secretary.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
ENENTS TODAY

Portsmouth Lodge. No. al. !. a. Nj.
Montauk Tribe No. %. l. O. Il. NJ.
Old Dominion Lodge, No. 5, 1. o. o. f
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
Car Repairers Strike.

Buffalo. n. Y. May 1o--Two hundred
and seventy-five car repairers of the
Lchigh Valley railroad have struck in
sympathy with the men already out.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11

Chas. r. Welton & Co have removed
to 2oS High street. Noahs Ark's old
stand.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11

Nervous Headache Cured
Speedily. No danger by Hicks Capu-
dine. 15 and Csc. ut drug stores.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11
| Inform The Public

That have stopped keeping bar, and in
tend to keep first-class meats of all kinds:
also staple and green groceries. Just n
short walk from Park View Orders
promptly delivered.
WADE II. CODD,
mall-lw Corner Linden and Chestnut.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11

TF YOU WANT TO GET RICH. BUY
i Pig Point lot from w. T. CLAUD
& Co. "a High street. Call early. Rosen-
baum Building. MaS-Iv
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1900-05-11

XNANTED-TwO BoARDERs CAN
w find good board at the Corner of
High and Efiingham streets. ma11-3t
NOR RENT-HOUsE, 41sM COUNTY
rent, SIS per month; possession given nj
once. Apply at GOO Crawford st. mal1-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12
CASE OF ABDOMI-
NAL TUMOUR.

a Portuguese lady from Maui had
been suffering from pain in the right
side of the abdomen for several months
past and was diagnosed as pelvic tu-
nnour by Drs. Armitage and Bond of
other islands. So she came down to
this city and was operated by DR.. Mort,
prominent Japanese surgeon, on July
9th. The operation disclosed that the
case was the haematosalpinX in con-
siderable size, which was firmly adj
hesed to the appendix vermiformis and
"a part of the intestines. The operator
experienced a hard task and a part Of
the intestines. The operator experience
ed a hard task to manage those in
testinal adhesions and removed the
large tumour at last The patient re-
covered her health very rapidly and
left here for her home in six weeks af-
ter the operation.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12
NO TRUTH IN STORY THAT
VOLCANO HOUSE WILL CLOSE

The Volcano House is not TO close de-
spite Hilo reports that the management
VIII cease to operate the resort for lack
of patronage. f. c. Macfarlane the
treasurer of the company. is authority for
the statement that the Volcano House will
continue to receive guests and Manager
Waldron viii be on hand to entertain
them. The directors have no idea of re-
iinquishing their hold on the popular
hotel and will instead make improvements
increasing its facilities as We'll as look
ing after the transportation of tourists.
and making the journey an easier one
than heretofore
Mr.. Macfarlane denies the report in the
Hilo papers which has been used here.
There is nothing in it whatever said
ne TO an Advertiser reporter yesterday
We have no intention of disseminating
the hotel, and SO far from there being a
lack OF patronage, guests are on the in
crease 1t is true the plague epidemic
temporarily curtailed the receipts. but
mat is past and we are now looking
forward to an era of prosperity. The Hilo
papers say that the affairs of the com
fdhF are TO go into liquidation That is
not true. / have been much ANNOYED that
any such statement should have come out
oh my recent visit to the Volcano House
decided TO recommend to the directors
mat new features he added 20 the hotel
Which would make it much moro pleas.
ant rs a family and tourist report,
| when asked as to what the features
were he said ii was intended to extend
the sulphur bath accommodations In
creasing them materially by the addition
OF new bath rooms which are to be fitted
iGi in an attractive manner The ra ill
road company will run as far as the 23-
+ mile station when the road IL completed
/ up the volcano slopes, and this Mr. Mac.
farlane believes viii be In eight or ter
months This will shorten the time by
stage. leaving but eight miles to be GOV.
/ cred between the station and hotel
one of the most important improvements
( in connection with the travelling facilities
1 * the contemplated establishment of ar
automobile service. The grades, says Mr.
Macfarlane, are easy along the eight mil,
stretch. Mr.. Macfarlane is strongly II
favor of using this mode of transportatior
in preference to any other. This would
admit of travellers being taken to ant
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12
STARTING THE NEW
STABLES BUILDING
Structure Will be Made Of a
Strong Concrete
Mixture.

The Concrete Construction Company
has the contract for the erection of the
new Club Stables office and carriage
repository. Engineer Osborne is in
charge of the work. On the grounds
he has set up the mixing machinery
for the concrete which was PIT into
operation yesterday morning. The
building will be two stories in height
and constructed entirely of concrete.
The foundations are being set and are
nearly twenty inches in width. Coarse
stone from the Pauoa quarries mixed
with sand and cement form the basis
for the foundation. When hardened
and settled Engineer Osborne says 1t
cannot be shaken and there will be no
disintegrating.
| The machinery consists of a gasoline
engine and huge cylindrical mixer,
looking much like a cable drum. The
cylinder is turned in one direction by
| the engine power upon a series of cogs.
From a platform the coarse rock is
dumped inside the cylinder with a pro-
portion of cement into which water is
poured. The cylinder is provided with
inside rails and catch bars so that the
1 mixing process is thorough. A proper
|
plete. When ready a steel f1ange is
raised inside acting as dam and by
this means it is carried up and into a
receiver from whence it is taken by
barrows to the foundation trenches.
! The walls will be erected by means OF
wooden forms, the concrete being much
finer than that used for foundations. A
gang CT Portuguese laborers were en-
! ~
menced work on the coarse stone. En-
gineer Osborne is used to quick work
and the machinery requires constant
attendance from every workman so EN-.
ployed. About 9 o'clock Mr.. Osborne
discovered that no more wheelbarrow:
We're being trundled to the platform Of
the mixer. An investigation showed
that the laborers had thrown up theil
jobs. White men and Hawaiians wer,
afterwards employed and worked salts
factorily.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12

from the trains several times a day, and
with the railraod service would entirely
obviate the Inconvenience of stage travel
ing-a distance of twenty-five miles.
The Honolulu automobile company has
been approached upon the subject and ar
engagements may be concluded to estab-
lish line Of their autos.
Another proposition which Mr.. Macfar-
lane has in hand is an alternative route
to the Volcano House. This is by way
of kawaihae and Waimea over the noun
tains. He says the scenery is much more
attractive by land than by sea and this
would cut out the rough steamer travel
ling from Kawaihae to Hilo via Lau-
pahoehoe which is the most dlsagreeable
features in connection with the sea trip
between Honolulu and the Rainy City.
The trip overland from Kawaihae shows
by far the most beautiful of all the seem
lery on the islana of Hawaii, excelling even
1.-THE scenery along the Volcano road.
"Unquestionably.' continued Mr.. Mac
farlane, this will in time be the favorite
route for reaching the volcano, providing
the transportation and hotel service can
be kept up to the standard required by
modern travel. During the present sum-
mer months the hotel has been well filled
with guests, principally of Honolulu and
I island families in general These inn
lTrovements and suggestions will be laid
before the directors and stockholders
I seen.
! The appropriation. for the kawaihae and
Waimea road made by the last legislature
was not half sufficient to put the road
| in shape With that road completed ana
with one or two changes in the grade
between Waimea and kukuihaele, IT
would be perfect all the way over until
/ it Joined with the Volcano road for Hilo
An automobile coach will run about
twenty miles an hour on this road, asserts
Mr. Macfarlane. There is in contempla-
ton the building of a comfortable little
Ihotel at Waimea which If carried through,
will enable this proposition TO be taken
lu3 in earnest The climate on the Wal
nea side is cool and salubrious and would
make a restful trip TO the Volcano after
the tedious trip.
| The general character of the Kawaihae-
Wairnea roads is perfect with the excep-
ton of a rough grade near Kukuihaele.
With these put in proper shape the prop.
/ osition is perfectly feasible for automo-
lbiles.
| 1t Is the Intention of Mr.. Macfarlane to
lay considerable stress upon this automo-
bile road proposition from the windward
lside of the island to the Volcano house.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12
BOUN TY. OF
HAWAII NE|
Local Aid for China's
Refugees.
Liberal CONTRIBUTIONS
Letters of Acknowledgment From
Missionaries in Yokohama
and Kobe.

For the destitute missionaries and
Chinese refugees from China, there was
raised here early In August s547 which
was sent to Japan. One draft for
591.04 yen was sent to Alkaline D. II.
Kelsey, NJ. D., Yokohama, and another
draft for 497.51 yen to Miss Julia A. E.
Gulick. Kobe. Letters of acknowledge
ment from both of these came by the
last Oriental mail; the one fro mDr
Kelsey is published herewith.
Other contributions came in to the
amount of s216.66 and Aug. 20 another
draft for alba yen was sent to Miss
Gulick. Since then a contribution has.
come to hand from the Makawao For
eign church of Maui amounting to
s13750, and by the next mail to Japan
a draft for 215 yen will be sent to DR..
kelsey of Yokohama. Any more coll
lections for this object may be sent to
w. w. Hall or T. G. Thrum, and they
will be forwarded to Japan.
The following letter of acknowledge
ment came from DR.. Kelsey:
Ash Bluff, Yokohama, Japan
August 18th, 1900.
Mr.. VIM. w Hall.
Dear Friend: In behalf of the nissio1-
aries and other refugees, some of whom
are Chinese, / wish to express most heai L
felt thanks to you and all other friends
in Honolulu who have so kindly and so
generously sent aid to relieve their iir-
mediate needs. / am too late to catch the
return steamer which grieves me much as
1 wanted to tell you at once of the great
good your money is doing. The delay was
caused by some very i'll refugees coming
who demanded all my time and strength
just at the time your letter with the much
needed help came. The Ill ones are now
convalescent. AS soon as / can gain a lit
tie time from these pressing duties 1 have
a plan to write out for the friends who
have helped the marvellous stories OF
miraculous escapes that have been TOLD
to me by the refugees, who have beer
helped by your generosity. 1t has beer
a blessed satisfaction to help these suf
ferers and SO to minister to Christ Witt
gratitude too deep for words believe me
Yours most gratefully,
ADALINE D. H. KELSEY.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12
POINT
To BLAME
That is the Reason For
the Heat.
PROFESSOR LYONS TALKS
"A Scientific Analysis Of Weather
Conditions by the Leading
Expert of Hawaii.

Professor Lyons says that the uncom-
Portable weather is due in great meas
ure to the dewpoint.
For years we've been abusing
Our good old friend the sun.
Because our poor anatomies
p At times are over done;
But We owe him great apology
And how our heads in shame,
For now the savants tell us that
The dewpoint is to blame.
oh. most pestiferous dewpoint!
oh, dewpoint stepped in sin!
No more your crimes are hid from those
Your inconvenience took in;
If half the stories told of you
Were but one-Guarter true.
tbs very evident your end
Has long been overdue.
H. NJ. AYRES.
My. but yesterday was hot one.
For the past week the citizens of Ho-
nolulu have been congratulating them
selves that the vagaries of the Their
mometer had come to an end for the
season and 10 and behold yesterday
turned out to be a sweat provoker as
bad or worse than any of it's heated
predecessors.
About o'clock the unwonted mug
giness'' of the atmosphere gave promise
of a broiler by 9 the business commu-
nifty had shed their coats and We're pin
ing for shirt waists. Long ere the noon
hour struck all desire to do business
had been Slapped out of the army OF
busy looking clerks and prosperous
| looking merchants and they lolled limp
/ ly against their edifces of business, toe
( hot even to eat.
One, two and even three o'clock show
ed no let-up in the temperature and al
last singly and in companies the work
ers of the city, despairing of relief
withdrew TO cool haunts by the sea Of
to breezy hillside retreats, there to coo
off contentedly from the baleful effects
of the flag end of the hot spell.
Much good and enthusiastic lyin.
marked the career of the quicksilve
yesterday. Every one told his acquain
tances how hot 1t was and the resul
! was, 10 put it politely, an elegant diff
ference of opinion. All kinds of figure
We're quoted from 81 in the shade t,
liz on an exposed paving stone on For
street. Anything less than 100 degree
was received with marked disapprova
and the individuals on whom stories o
such common torridity as SO, "a, 90 de
greeS and so on We're unloaded Shove,
unmistakable and emphatic signs o
feeling aggrieved by reason of tn
modesty of their friends meteorological
estimate. They wanted it hundred o
nothing.
Professor Lyons, he who lets u
into the secrets of the weather, laid al
the blame onto the southerly wind an,
the much abused dewpoint. He ex
plains that southerly wind bring
more moisture than the trade wind
and that excessive humidity was tn
trouble yesterday. The maximum tenn
perature yesterday was 50 degrees an
the dewpoint registered II.
AIR Lyons predicts hot weather 70
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12

1.-WHALEBOAT RACE. Firsts prize,
$50; second, $40.
six DARED SLIDING SEAT
BARGE. Prize, $50 trophy.
3.-TUG OF WAR of Dared shore
boats; not less than two boats on
a side. Prize, $40.
Ask DARED SLIDING SEAT
BARGE RACE. "Old Timers,
prize-Glory.
FIRST CLASS YACHT RACE.
First prize, $50 trophy; second,
$25.
6.-SECOND-CLAsS YACHT RACE.
First. prize. $40 trophy; second,
$25 trophy.
7.-THIRD-CLASS YACHT RACE.
First prize, $50 trophy; second.
$50 trophy.
S.-FOURTH-CLASS YACHT RACE.
First prize, $50 trophy; second
$40 trophy.
9-SIX-OARED GIG RACE; station
airy seats. Prize, $780,
0.-SwIMMING RACE; 100 yards
straightaway. Prize, SIS.
INTERMIsSIoN FOR LUNCH.
PADDLE CANOE RACE
First prize. $40; second, $40.
12-SIX DARED SLIDING SEAT
BARGE. Prize, s25 trophy,
13.-TUG OF WAR between steamer
service boats in actual use. Prize
$25.
1.-TWO DARED SHORE BOAT
First prize, SIS; second. $40.
15.-DIvING CONTEST FOR DIS
TANCE. Prize SIS.
I6.--STEAMER BOAT RACE First
prize. $50; second, SIS.
17.-SAILING CANOE RACE. First
prize, $40; second. $40.
1S.-HALF-MILE, MORE OR LESS
SWIMMING CONTEST. Prizt
SIS
l9.-FOUR DARED MERCHANT
SHIPS BOATS. First prize, $50
second, $40.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12

Above program subject to change
Races open to all No entry fees
Swimming and diving races entries
open until the start of races.
All rowing races are to be governed
by the racing rules of the Hawaiian
Rowing Association.
Each entry shall include the name
of the boat, or If 1t have none. the
name of the person who enters it In the
race.
For further information apply to the
Regatta Committee, or the secretary
j. w Smithies.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12
v. v. D|kOND{ Q. N|
KING STREET.

DON'T ALLOW disgusting seals
dandruff on your hair and clothing
Pacheco's Dandruff Killer efs'4|
prompt and permanent cure ioi
diseases of the scalp; it renoyate;
hair and Is cool and refreshing idp
head. 1t prevents that burning
itching sensation.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12
Will Fisher Spoke.

BY inadvertence the report of the Mas
tive Sons banquet omitted the toast
to the Absent Friends responded to by
Col. Will +. Fisher. Mr.. Fishers speech
was short and to the point and conclud-
ed with an interesting story. 1t was
one of the pleasant features of the
evening
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12

the next day or so but partly atones
for his sweltering prophecy by prom
Using cool, sleep laden nights. He does
not think that rain will fall immediate
ly despite the general 'cloudiness.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12

When cold and damp after exposure
20 the elements, use promptly the
famous old Jesse Moore Whiskey.
Loyejoy & Co., distributors for the
Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12
LIGHT
Housekeeper's|
Dining Outfit,
S 1885

-oNSlSTlNG OF THE FoIJon
ARTICLES:
8 Dinner Plates.
Soup Plates.
6 Tea Plates.
Cups and Saucers
Meat Dishes.
2 Vegetable Dishes.
/ Salad Bowl.
! Tea Pot.
l Gravy Boat.
l Sugar Bowl.
i Butter Dish.
/ Spoon Holder.
l Milk jug.
6 Fruit Plates,
l Fruit Dish.
Water Jug.
6 Water Glasses.
6 Salt Cellars.
3 Pepper Shakers.
l Vinegar Bottle.
l Oil Bottle.
Mustard Pot.
6 Knives.
6 Forks.
Soup Spoons.
6 Tea Spoons.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12
DR.. C. A. Peterson,

Has re-opened his office a, 20 Emms
street
Hours: Ell A. NJ. "a p. NJ. 10 F. n.
Telephone 49, 49,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-09-12
LIGHT
Housekeeper's
Kitchen Outfit,
S 1910.

CONSISTING OF THE FoLLoWnI
ARTICLES:
l Wickless Blue Flame OIL s,or
l Soup Pot (Granite Iron),
2 Sauce Pans (Granite Iron)
l Coffee Pot (Granite Iron)
1 Cake Turner.
l Strainer.
/ Egg Beaten.
l Large Fork.
l Large Spoon.
Large Knife.
2 Vegetable Pans.
1 Dish Pan.
Oil Can.
l Funnel.
Can Opener.
l Teakettle.
Dipper. 81
l Milk Pail.
l Tea Container.
Coffee Container.
! Toaster.
See the above outfits 10 our IA
front window.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1900-12-14
How to Have Genius Rewarded.
The artist was bewailing his luck.


The artist was bewailing his luck.
"My paintings are gems" he said.
Gwen the critics admit that. but l
can't get any prices for them"
"Of course not" returned the man Of
business. You see. the trouble with
you is that you are alive. and genius
is rewarded only after death. Now.
II you could arrange to de-
But how could profit by thatY
demanded the artist.
LET me fnish." said the man Of
business. IF you could arrange to die
temporarily. your fortune would be
made. Just make me the executor Of
your estate. drop out Of sight for
awhile and you will have both fame
and money. The trouble with you art
lists is that you have no head for bust
ness. Now the moment you are gone
you will be written up and lauded. and
al the pathos Of your struggle for rec
ignition will be brought out, and peo-
pie will just fall over themselves to
get your paintings. Just give me q
chance to kill you of. and I'll have you
rolling in wealth. "-Chicago Post.