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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
Glorious News

Comes from DR.. d. b. Cargile, of
Washita, |. T. He writes: -Four
bottles of Electric BitterS have cured
Mrs. Brewer, of scrofula, which had
caused her great suffering for years.
Terrible sores would break out on her
head and face, and the best doctors
could give no help; but her cure Is
complete and her health excellent.
This shows that thousands have prov,
ed,--that Electric Bitters is the best
blood purifier known. It's the SUI
preme remedy for eczema, letter, salt
rheum. ulcers, boils, and running sores
1t stimulates liver, kidneySand bowels
expelS poiSons, helps digestion, builds
up the strength. Only SOC. Sold by
Frank G.. Bland, druggist $40 Main
street. Guaranteed. 2-ly-l
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
Assigned to Get out Of IaiI.


NJ. d. Weekly, lodged in Jail for
debt at the instance of Armstrong,
Crislip, Day s. Co., has been released
from custody. He and NJ. II. Nichols
to whom he had disposed of his prop
erty entered into joint assignment of
the property to NJ. b. Curkendall in
trust for the benefit of all of Weekly IS
creditors. Among those we're named
Armstrong, Crislip, Day & Co., the
Ruhl-Koblegard Company, Hart Pro
duce Company, Southern Supply Com
pany, and West Virginia Grocery and
Candy Company.
The conveyance covers a lease of
ground ON the j. ID. Daken farm at
Lynch, the store house thereon, and
stock OF groceries, notions, etc.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
Badly Burned by Gas.

George Sweeney, a tool dresser In the
employ of SchaiIner Bros, operators
in the Wolf Summit oil field, is in a
Parkersbnre hospital undergoing treat
ment for serious burns sustained in a
gas explosion. AT the time OF the ex-
ploSion he was at one of the wells
dressing tools. His hands, arms and
face we're badly burned. He is resting
comfortably, but several weeks will
elapse before he becomes able TO re-
sumo work.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
A Peculiar Mishap to Maxwell.

d.. Maxwell, of Katylick, aged p
years, son of W. II. Maxwell, had his
left leg below the knee badly broken
and shattered, Friday afternoon, in a
peculiar mishap. He and Squire j. NJ.
Plant Grove balky team to the city
and at the Ruhl-Koblegard Grocery
Company building the team baked
with an empty wagon. Maxwell jump
ed out to lead the team a little ways.
One Of the horses rcred and fell on him
iniicting the above mentioned injury.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
s s;ss; ss: ., AmAzzzw
Clarksburg Coal Company Chartered.

A charter has been issued to the
Clarksburg Coal Company OF Clarks
burg with a capital stock of $1,000
The incorporators are G. W. Thomas
Mary Ella Thomas, Charles F. Thomas
and Albert G. Thomas, OF Lock -Four
Pa, and Charles NJ. Buckhannon, Of
Pittsburg.
This company few weeks ago pur.
chased 400 acres OF fine coal of c. A.
Horror and y. Y. Mccain, lying a
mile north and west of Wilsonburg.
1t will be developed from the western
side and the product shipped over the
B. so. nj point one mile west Of
WI&nburg.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
wiIsonburg lettings

Our town is rapidly progressing.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. c.. Ward and chill
dren, OF Homecoming, Md, were circu-
latfng among friends here last week.
Mrs. L. Schrader has opened new
grocery store at the West End of town.
Miss Kate CLANCY was shopping in
your city Friday.
Mr.. Clyde Watkin, OF Brown, was in
town Thursday.
Mrs. "A. NJ. Healey and children and
Miss Mary Laffey, are visiting their
parents at Frankyille, Md.
Squire Flynn and Postmaster Stroth-
er, were business callers In Clarksburg
recently.
NJ. j. Francis, Esq, made business
trip to your city the first Of the week.
GOLD BUG.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
Col. seeIy's Cues Licensed.

Col. Seely's cues will be chalked
again this year. The council granted
him license Friday night to run one
billiard table and three pool tables.
The boys will have many a pleasant
hour, exercising their muscles, culti-
waiting their aim, steadying their
nerves and enjoying a splendid recrea-
tion.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
For bleeding Piles.

There is no preparation manufac-
tured that gives such immediate relief
and effects SO quick cure for blind
bleeding or itching piles, eczema, tet-
ter and all skin diseases as Boro-Carbol
Salye. % cents. Sample free. Ad-
dress c. W. Beggs, Sons s. Co., Chica-
go, Ill, For sale by r. J. Criss. 26-lm.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11

after suffering from severe dySpep-
STA over twelve years and using many
remedies without permanent good Tin
ally took Kodol Dyspepsia cure. 1t
did me so much good | recommend it
10 everyone" writes j. +. Watkins,
Clerk and Recorder, Chillicothc. Mo.
IL d!gcsts what you eat. Frank g.
BLAND o.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
I,,,na,v,e Blood Invites Disease

your blood nd
=asny IN@(~ ~
cneadhray sntd; they
rf
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
GANCEn INCURABLE


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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
West Milford.

DIR. worley, OF Salem, was here re-
Gently.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. G. Smith. OF Clarks-
burg, we're guests at the home Of l.
NJ. Smith, Sunday week ago.
DR.. and Mrs. V. A. Selby were at
Clarksburg a few days age.
Miss Shada Ladwie is visiting
friends at Bristol
DR.. Ramsay, Of Clarksbure, made a
recent professionaltrip here.
Misses Lucy and Villa Hotf and Mr.
Argyle Sturm attended the normal
contest at Clarksburg.
Miss Daisy Moifett, who has been
teaching near Wyatt, has returned
home.
Miss Virginia Rider, who is attend
Ing the Seminary at Buckhannon, is
home for a few days visit with her
parents. Rev. and Mrs. NJ. w. Rider.
Miss Hettic Young has returned
home from visit among ClarkSburg
relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. +. Highland and
baby, of Clarksburg, visited his par
ents here last week.
Mrs. C. w. IIelmick has returned
from a visit to here daughter, Mrs.
Wheeler, of Alexander.
Mrs. Lima Lee attended the NJ. ".
R.T. meeting in Clarksburg.
Race Hickman, Of Wheeling, is visit
ing relatives here.
Miss Ellen Eib has returned from
Clarksburg where she had been visit
Ing friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cecil Cunningham and
children, OF Columns creek visited
recently att. NJ. Holmes.
Attorney j. L. Law, OF Clarksburg,
was here last week. llILo.
In the spring the birds are singing
As they build their summer home
Blades of grass and buds are singing,
Ger the mead the cattle roam.
In the spring your blood is freightcd
With the germs that cause disease,
Humors, boilS, are designated
Signals warning you of these.
In the spring that tired feeling
Makes you every duty shirk,-
Makes you feel like begging, stealing,
Rather than engage in work.
But there is something known that
will
Man To health and vigor lead.
You will find Hoods Sarsaparilla
Just exactly what you need.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1900-05-11
coIored School Graduates.

The commencement of the high
school department OF the colored
schools of the city will be held in Cen
trail school hall on the evening OF May
81.
There will be class of six as fol-
lows: F. Mae Bowyer, Bessie W. Mar
tin, Robert Beckwith, Grace ID. Gray
son, Mamie johnson and Estella NJ.
Cambria. Mae Bowyer is first honor
student, followed closely by Miss Mar
tin and Mr.. Bcckwith, as second and
third honor pupils respectively.
Rev. ~. +. Tyree, of the Southern
Methodist church, will deliver the
BaccaIaureate sermon on the evening
OF the Goth,
After the commencement exercises
the Aneta No. 70, X. OF p, will ban
quet the class.
There will not be the closing exer-
cises OF the different rooms publicly
as there has been heretofore. Mr..
Sedwick, however, will give an exhibi-
ton in Water street church on We'd
nesday evening, the 10th Of May. The
Proceeds will be devoted to the in
crease OF the school library
The enrolment in the colored
schools has been the greatest in its
history and promises to be even greater
in the next scholastic year.
consider it not only pleasure
but a duty lowe to my neiGhbors TO
tell about the wonderful cure effected
in my case by the Timely use Of
Chambcrlalns Collie, Cholcraand Diar-
rhoea Remedy. ] was taken very bad
~ with nux and procured bottle OF
this remedy a few doses oft effect
ed permanent cure. take pleasure
in recommending it to Others suffer-
ing from that dreadful disease. u. w.
Lynch, DOR; W. Va This remedy is
sold by Cunningham Bros. & Co., drug
gists. 26-1m.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
work of the salvation Army.

New York, Feb. 1.-THE Salvation
Army celebrated the twentieth ami
versary of its establishment In the
United States in Carnegie Hall last
night. William, the infant son of Com
mander and Consul Booth Tucker, was
publicly dedicated to God and the
army. In an address Commander
Booth Tucker said: 'In the last 20
years the number of persons attending
our sessions in America who have
knelt at the penitent bench has been
10000 We have given 1,315, 900 meals
to the starving poor, and in the next
20 years we will give 10000, 900 meals.
The three farm colonies, started at a
cost of $4,000, are a success, and had
we 100000 we would start more like
them. We have secured work for &c.
600 people. and we will get employ
ment for 100000 in the 20 years to
come"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
Mrs. Craven,. Latest suit.

San Francisco, Feb. IA sensa-
ton was created yesterday by the tes-
timony OF Mrs. Nettie r. Craven in a
suit against the estate OF the late Sam
uel Fair for $4,000 a month widows
allowance since the death Of the SEN
ator. Mrs. Craven testified that she
and Senator Fair were married by
contract in June, 1892, and that one
month later, at the request of her
daughter, Margaret, Senator Fair and
Mrs. Craven were married by Justice
OF the Peace Symptom. of SausaIito.
Judge Symptom is living, and will be
called upon to substantiate Mrs.
Craven's statemer'
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
LIVE STOCK STATISTICS.
Agricultural Department Gives viz
ures OF Interest to Farmers

Agricultural Department. Gives viz.
ures of Interest to Farmers
washington. Feb. 14.-Mr. John
Hyde, the statistician of the depart
ment OF agriculture, issues a bulletin
showing that on Jan. 1 there were on
the farms of the United States l3 .537.-
s24 horses, 2.0S6,027 mules, 1925, $50
mich cows. 7,S10, 054 other cattle. ex-
Guiding swine, and 1883. e65 sheen.
This Is decrease of 127,7S3 In the
number OF horses, OF 4S.1S in mules
and S84, III IN cattle other than mileh
cows 1t is an increase OF 3O2. 245 in
the number Of milch cows and 2, 76S .612
In sheep. There has been an increase
In value during the year averaging
$7.21 per head in horses, So. so per head
In mules, $1.94 per head in milch COWS.
$2.1S per head in other cattle. and Is
cents per head In sheep. This repre-
sents total increase in value during
the year OF nearly S216, 00o 600. ex-
elusive Of a manifestly considered le
increase In the value OF swine. The
total Increase In the value Of the farm
animals Of the United States during
the last three years exceeds $50 ,O00,-
600. Farm horses have increased In
value $151. GOO, 900, mules 1900. 900.
milch cows s146, Zoo, 900, other cattle
S1S1, 600 900, sheep $50, 00O, 900. swine
about $20, 900, 900.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
Heavy Rntnfau soutb.

Atlanta, Feb. 14.-The weather bu-
reau reports heavy and general rain
fall throughout the central south Mon
day and Monday night In this city
2.6S inches fell; Montgomery reports
1.54; Augusta, 1.50; Meridian, 1.7S:
New Orleans, 19S; Mobile, 1.04 inches.
As result of the excessive precipita-
ton the rivers are generally high and
above the danger line in many points
In this state. Damage has been re-
ported at Columbus and Thomaston,
Ga, and at Eufaula, Ala, the gauge
marks 16 feet above the danger line.
The rivers will continue to rise for the
next "a hours.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
LOST IN new YORK CITY
Bodies of Two Boys Pound in an
Unoooupied House.
MISSING SINCE LAST SUMMER

The Boyn, Evidently in Play. Had
Hidden In u Closet ON whieh There
Was n spring Lock, and Could Not
Make Themselves Heard.
New York. Feb. 14.-Plumbers work.
ing In an unoccupied house on Edge
combe avenue yesterday found in a
closet the decomposed bodies OF two
boys. They were identified by their
parents as Martin Loefier, aged 3, and
CHARLES Byrnes. aged IL. They had
been missing since Aug. 3 last. when
they left their homes near by, saying
they were going to pick apples. The
building in which the bodies were
found Is = new nat house, and has
never been occupied. When It was
completed Il was locked up and all
that remained to be done on it was the
plumbing.
Yesterday afternoon two plumbers
entered the house and were almost
overcome with the strong odor. They
opened closet built into the wall on
the second floor and there found the
bodies Of the boys. The door has a
spring lock, and no knob inside, SO that
person entering and closing the door
would be unable to get out again un-
less 1t was opened from the outside.
The body OF Loefler was without
clothing; that of Byrnes was clothed
only In trousers. 1t is supposed the
boys were playing hide and seek and
went into the closet and closed the
door. The closet is so built that a
person shut In it could cry at the top
OF his voice and he would be as re-
mote from aid as though he were
buried a mile under ground.
The week of the disappearance Of the
boys was intensely hot. The close,
dark place in which they were con-
fined must have been like an oven.
Loefier must have been the first to
suffer keenly. He stripped himself.
There was bruise on Brynes' fore
head, as though In his frenzy he had
dashed his dead against the door.
The whole city was searched for the
boys last August, their pictures pub
ished In the newspapers and the river
dragged, and their parents had given
up all hope Of ever hearing from them.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
You've. o. G. !
DeelIne in Cignrette smokinr.

New York, Feb. 14.-The manufac-
sure Of paper cigarettes in the two
great cigarette making internal reve-
nue. districts of this city fell of more
than 20 per cent In January, as COM
pared with the same month last year
Then the enormous number of 159.-
COB, $50 paper cigarettes was turned
out; now the record is only 116,059, 760
The promoters of anti-cigare te cru
sades regard this cheerfully. 1t is con-
sidered significant that there is a
slight increase in the manufacture OF
all-tobacco cigarettes and a gain in
the production of cigars.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
Molineux Must Go to sing s,nr.

New York. Feb. 13.-Bartow S.
Weeks, senior counsel for Roland B.
Molineux, who was convicted on Sat-
urday night OF murder in the first de-
gree for killing Mrs. Adams by poison
sent to Harry Cornish, said yesterday
that he felt confident new trial would
be granted. Mr.. Weeks was asked IL
steps would be taken to keep Moli-
neux from going to Sing Sing while
awaiting the result of an appeal, and
replied that he knew of no way that
that could be avoided.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
Dewey Son George n ChicaRoan.

Chicago, Feb. 14.--George Dewey. Jr.
Admiral Dewey's son, is now a resident
of Chicago. He represents New York
dry goods commission firm. ct am not
In Chicago as the son OF Admiral
Dewey" he says. ''I am here on nv
own hook, just as a plain, ordinary,
everyday business man. don't car,
about being handicapped in my worn
bscause am the son OF my fathexA
have not any fault to find With
for becoming famous, but there nm
reason should be made to bear any .
the responsibility"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
KENTUCKY LOOKS PEACEFUL
Rival Party Legislators May Meet IN
Frankfort This WaaE

Louisville, Feb. 14.-The first sign
OF a break in the Democratic lines was
noticeable yesterday. 1t came in the
shape of a resolution offered by SEN
ator Tri2lett providing that upon adj
1ournment tomorrow the legislature
name Frankfort as it's next meeting
place. While no action upon the reso-
luton was taken, it is believed to
foreshadow return of the Democratic
legislature to the state capital soon,
possibly by the end of the week. This
action probably will be taken when a
report is received from the committee
sent to Frankfort to report upon con-
ditions as to the presence about the
capitol of armed men.
With the resumption OF legislative
business at Frankfort in prospect and
the transfer to the courts OF the claims
OF the rival governors. as seems likely
to be brought about within a few days,
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
ANTITRUST CONFERENCE
Fnvors the Seizure and Government
Ownershfp of Railroads

Fnvors the Seizure and Government
ownershfp of Railroads.
Chicago, Feb. 14.--After a heated de-
bate the resolutions committee of the
antitrust conference last night decided
to report in favor of government own
ership OF railroads and for their seiK-
ure on payment of actual value and
without payment for "watered stock
or other fictitious values" The com
mittee also unanimously favored direct
popular legislation as a means of OBJ
tanning the result
The platform further declares for
government ownership OF all public
utilities and natural monopolies, gov
eminent money, the referendum and
direct legislation, and the withdrawal
OF all protective tariffs from all arti-
cles controlled by trust
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
milwaukee, wants Convention,

New York, Feb. 14.-Mayor David s.
Rose, Of Milwaukee, and former Gov
ernor George W. Peck, of Wisconsin.
ere in New York to secure, il possible,
the Democratic national convention for
Milwaukee. Mayor Rose said that Mil
waukee had made an active and. he
DelleVed, successful canvass to secure
the convention. He said that the peo-
pie OF Milwaukee had raised a suar-
antee OF 100000 for that purpose Mil
waukee's strongest competitor, ne said
Will be Kansas City.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17

the clouds are rapidly Hitting. ana II
10 believed normal political conditions
may be restored In the state in two
or three weeks.
In both houses OF the Democratic
legislature Monday a bill was intro
duced Offering a reward of 500. 600 for
the detection of Goebel's murderer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
His Point of Vierx.

"Dont you think the stage is becom-
ing sadly immoral?"
mot necessarily" answered Mr..
Stormington Barnes. But It does
strike me that the taste of audiences Is
becoming more depraved every season"
Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
Governor Taylor R.cogn,..a

Ardmore, I. T., Feb. 14-The au-
thority OF Governor Taylor as chief
executive OF Kentucky was recognized
here yesterday by the officials OF the
federal court, when they surrendered
Porter Fletcher. charged with a serious
crime, to Sheriff Sam Ditchell, OF Ken
tncky. upon the requisition of Gov
ernor Taylor. The sheriff and his
prisoner started for frankfort last
aight.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
Vegetables.

Did you buy those cigars of mine at
cigar store?" he asked.
Certainly" she replied. where did
you think I bought them?"
1 wasn't certain that you didn't get
them at your green grocer's."-Phila
Aeiphia North American.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
Liberty.

New Cook-Then i am not to wear
your bonnets when 1 like?
Mistress-No, but think how large
your wages arel
New Cook (haughtily)-My liberty Is
not for salel-Detroit Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
Apparently.

Teacher-What animal contents II.
self with the least amount of food?
Pupil-The moth.
Teacher-Wrong. On the contrary,
the moth is a very greedy animal.
Pupil-But it eats nothing but holes.
IN. Y. World.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
Her Point of View

He-That tall young man dancing
with Miss Dashing was originally in
tended for the church, L understand.
She-Indeedi Judging from his APP
pearance 1 could easily imagine that
he had been cut out for the steeple.---
Chicago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
+ ound at Last!
THE MAGNETIC COMB.

positively and permanently straghens Knotty Knapnv
k1nky Hair Electricity is life This comb in connecor
with Electrical Hair Restorative the great hair grower
causes the hair to long and straight This great cleo
ca invention by its marvellous magnetic powers pves new
lie to the hair The effect is once The hair com,
menceS to straight the use of the comb i;
commenced LOOK AT THE BUGl This is Hair oerr,
parasite They invisible the naked eve but under M
rays OF powerful microscope the above picture is what the
look ike this germ burrows the of the hair hu
dreds thousands of them destroying the life of the and
II to drop out also causes all forms scalp diseases
II you have dandruff any Scalp disease if vour hair
Short harsh and brittle bald or thin ON the ton or on H.
temples or if it is falling out it caused bv this ~
he Magnetic Comb and Electrical Hair Restorative lille
these germs thus enabling the hair become long straobt
silky, soft and beautiful Two boxes of the hair rowa-
Electrical Hair Restorative" with this comb Price
$500 and mailed securely sealed any address on recent
of price, $500.
To quickly introduce this great invention have de
clded to give every reader of the PLANET this GRAND on
portuny Cut out this advertisement and mail TO ne with
ONE DOLLAR and will mail YOU at once prena;d the
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tive Make all money and express orders pavabIe 70
n Iahrgh President Register your letters it protects
you. Address all orders to
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RICHMOND, Va.
axe Notice There being many skeptcal people who
decry every honest article humbug take this method "a
repuolate all such evil minded sanderers by absolueI
guaranteeing that will money for every c.s
OF dissatisfaction This is reputable paper and wopd toL
no advertisement from dishonest firm.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
SUSAN B. ANrHoNY's SUCCESSOR.

Mrs Carrie Chapman Gait Heads the
Woman Suffrage Association.
washington, Feb. 14.-The National
American Woman's Suffrage associa-
ton yesterday elected Mrs. Carrie
Chapman Gait, OF New York, president
OF the association for the ensuing year,
to succeed Susan B. Anthony, who has
been active in the battle for woman
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
GENERAL SOUTHERN NEWS.

Petersburg, Va, Feb. 13.-The homo
OF Maria Smith, colored, near Stony
Creek,Mn the Atlantic Coast line, was
destr by FIRE Saturday night, the
woI and her six children losing
3. Origin of fire mystery.
Ca. Feb. IL. The post
his city was burglarized yes
rning. Every letter In the
opened. 1t IL not known
money was secured. Several
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
NOT a uomenr Nvn.rea.

Husband-Please to hurry, or we
shall be late againl wonder how
many years of your life you have wasted
in asking whether your hat was on
straight?
Wife-Hushl 1 have never wasted a
moment. Is my hat on straight now?-
Town Topics.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1900-02-17
DfsffucffO0.

Il don't blame you for discharging
your maid," said the friend. 'She
wasn't worth her salt."'
"AIl that I objected to-" said Miss
Cayenne, "was her fiery temper. She
was worth her salt, but she wasn't
worth her epper."-Washingt Star.