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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

The emergency bags sent by q church
society to Kansas soldiers in the Phil
ippines contained among the necessities
a box Of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve,
the well known cure for piles, injuries
and skin diseases. The ladies took care
to obtain the original DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, knowing that all the coun-
terfeits are worthless. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
PQiSnnnuS tnadsfo0ls

Poisonous t%oadstoOls resembling
mushrooms have caused frequent
deaths this year. Be sure to use only
the genuine. Observe the same care
when you ask for DeWitt's Witch Ha-
Eel Salve. There are poisonous coun-
terfeits. DeWitt's is the only original
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is a safe and
certain cure for piles and all skin dis
eases. Ireland's Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
Coming Down.

Mr.. Orestes Yam Ham considers him
self the greatest actor on earth"
rs that SOP" responded Mr.. Stormlng.
ton Barnes, thoughthfully. He's get
ting strangely modest. He used to con
slider himself the greatest actor that ever
lived."-New York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
Some Self Respect Left

Farmer ~Seedcorn-I wouldn't mind
you sleeping in that haystack, but I'm
afraid you might set it on fire smoking
cigarettes.
Sleepy Sanders Qndignantly)-Sir, l
still have some self-respect. Do l look
like a dude? | smoke a pipe,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
Thu Personal Application.

II was jist readin' only y~est'day,"
said the Man With the Can, ''that the
annual beer output wuz-wuz-I do be-
lieve I've forgot the figgers."
ut amt the output" said the other
Man With the Other Can, "that's a wor.
ryin' me as much as the intake. I'm
dtanapOlis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
uolHS VeSU
READ DOWN
Observation-Disclosures LINE.

No. carries through Pullman and Tourist sleepers between Chicapo
Los Angeles and San Francisco; Dining cars, Chicago to Kansas City and
Bakersfield to Stockton; Free Chair cars Chicago to California.
No. II carries free chair car Kansas City to I'll Paso and pullman sleen.
er Kansas City to City of Mexico.
No. ~ carries through sleeper City of Mexico to Kansas City, IN Nc.
from La Junta, free chair car Ell Paso to La Junta.
NO. 2 carries Pullman and tourist sleepers Los Angeles and San Fran
cisco to Chicago, also free chair car and Pullman sleeper through to Dan.
yer, Colorado Springs and Pueblo via La Junta.
For time tables, information and literature pertaining TO the SAM Fa
w. Wv - an VI N Or odres H. $. LUTz, Agent.
WV hAo " +. A., topeka, has. Santa fe N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
F1attered.

wish | knew, said Archie, whether
Miss Quickstep meant TO insult me or
not when she called me a SQUAD the
other day.
"A SQUAD, replied Miss de Muir, is a
young pigeon. A young pigeon is a
bird. She meant to say something nice
to you, you goose.
Baw Jove! exclaimed Archie, swelling
up. l believe you are right.-Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

"Halton said II my chickens came
over in his yard he would shoot them.
My parrot went over and he shot that"
ibid he give any explanation?"
"Yes; he went owe to the piano and
sang, All Birds Look Like Chickens to
Me.'"- Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

When you have no appetite, do not
relish your food and feel dull after eat
ing, you may know that you need a dose
Of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Price, rs cents. Samples free
at A. c. Ireland's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
An Inherited Failing.

Idon't know. She's a pretty girl and
a clever girl, but I'm afraid her love
would be of the inconsistent sort.
Why, what reason have you to think
that?
Reason enough. See what an old pc.
litical Hopper her father is cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

Farmer Fahnstock thinks he own. ~.
stock he is so proud of. But as a matter os
fact the stock owns him. He is the hunbIe
servant OF horse, COW and pig. He looke
after them better than he looks after him,
self, and feeds them before he feeda e..
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
What He Needed.

Here's a very good book said the
persistent railway bookstall boy, "'How
to Win a Woman"
"Look here" said the bald-headed
passenger. ''if you've got M on how to
lose 'em IN buy it at your W price,
New York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
His Pessimism,

Cur boss won't let us offer any ex-
cuses when we make mistakes.
Why not?
He says it hurts his feelings to see us
waste time in which we might be max
Ing more mistakes. Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

You can spell it cough, coff. caugh,
kauf, kaff, kough. OF kaugh, but the on
ly harmless remedy that quickly cures
1t Ia One Minute Cough Cure. Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

When you want a pleasant physic try
the new remedy, Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They are easy
to take and pleasant in effect. Price, Is
cents. Samples free at Ireland's drug
store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
She Was Disguised.

Miss Johnson-Oh, yes; he fell in love
wifi me at sight. II vas at de masque-
rade ball, yo' know.
Miss Jackson-Um! Now l undah-
stand. How was yo' disguised.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

Look, mamma! exclaimed 3-year-old
Mabel, when she saw a snake for the
first time. See the tail with a head on
n end!-New York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
Cant Be Stopped.

A true poet writes poetry because he
can't help it.
On, no; a true poet writes poetry be-
cause nobody a stop h~im.-Chicago
Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
prompt, palatable, pleasant, powerful.
purifying little pills.. Ireland's Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

Big Trainload Of Oranges.
Recently a train carried SO carloads
od oranges from CALIFORNIA; east,
There were I'm all N,712 boxes.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

The most dainty and effective pills
made are DeWitt's. Little Early Risers,
They are unequalled for all liver and
bowel troubles. Never grippe. Ireland's
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
The Evidence Was Clear.

Oh, no, you must be mistaken. That
man isn't deaf.
But l know him-I've known him for
years. He's as deaf as a post. What
makes you think he isn't?
Why, over there's o railroad track
and he isn't walking on it.-Chicago
Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

The progressive nations of the world
are the great food consuming nations.
Good food we'll digested gives strength.
II you cannot digest all you eat, you
need Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t digests
what you eat. You need not diet your
self. 1t contains all of the d~igestants
combined with the best known tonics
n reconstructives. 1t will even digest
all classes Of foods in a bottle. No 9TH
er preparation will do this. 1t instantly
relieves and quickly cures all stomach
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
Not In Battle.

Ballots-How did you come to cut
your leg off?
Colonel Bluegrass-I was nominated
for governor on the farmers ticket, and
ala 1T while trying to cut grass in the
field when the notification committee
appeared.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

The spellbinder, eloquent, smiling and
hearty,
Puts in-lest he go on the shelf
One word for his country and two for
the party
And sixteen or so for himself.
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
It Looked Like It

To prevent consumption quickly cure
throat and lung troubles with One Min
ute Cough Cure. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
a Sufferer.

I'm afraid me daughter Moya is get
tin, so she suffers" said Mr.. Doian.
"She do be recitin' too much latin an
geomethry at the high school,"
when did yez notice it first" in
quired Mr.. Rafferty,.
This mornin' whin she got a letter.
l lnterrogated concernin it, an she said
somethin about Billy Doo.' l know
.bether; it wor bill Dooley.'"
For sprains, swellings and lameness
there Is nothing so good as Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Try it. For sale by
A. c.. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
A Crow Hatchery.

crow hatchery, the only one in the
world, has been established in Brook
vile, "a. The crows eggs are Matched
In an Incubator and when the birds are
8 weeks old they are guillotined. The
heads sell for rs cents each and are used
as adOrnments for bonnets.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

When you cannot sleep for coughing,
it is hardly necessary that any one
should tell you that you need a few
doses of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to allay the irritation of the throat and
make sleep possible. 1t is good. Try it.
For sale BY A. c. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
DYSPEPSIA CAN Be CUREDBY USING
AcKER'S

Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet
will give immediate relief or money re-
funded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at
Is cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
Decidedly Otherwise.

And this is the man, exclaimed Mrs,
Rambo, whom, fourteen years ago,
promised to love and cherish
No, M dear, Interrupted Mr.. Rambo,
grasping n of the chairs as it swan
around him and dropping into it, mans
all made over ev'ry sewn yearsh. I'm
Two removes firm TIL mar you married,
M dear. Chicago Tribune,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. USE
Acker's English Remedy in any case of
coughs, colds or Group. Should it fail
to give immediate relief, money refund
ed. rs cts. and so cts.
For sale at Fischer's drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND pERmA.

nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaran-
teed OF money back. Is cts. and 30 cts
For sale at Fischer's drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-10-02
CHOICE PRAIRIE OR MOUNTAIN GRAZING LANDS.

Wen watered and with good shelter, interspersed with fine rancl
raising gram and fruits. In size of tracts to suit purchaser.
LARGE PASTURES FOR LEASE, for long term of years, fenc
shipping facilities over two railroads.
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23
THE ELECTRIC POWER PLANT
Machinery Now Being Hauled to Flint
Creek Falls.
Difficulty Experienced in Laying the Mann
moth Water Pipe-To Con-
struct Tramway.

Some idea as to the magnitude of the
electric power plant which is under
course OF construction at Flint Creek
falls can be- formed by brief survey of
the carloads of machinery and supplies
that daily arrive at the depot. Eleven
carloads of machinery for this mammoth
plant we're reported at Drummond Mon
day. The heaviest piece of machinery
unloaded SO far is base for ore of the
generators. 1t weighs over ten tons.
Several carloads of the large water pipe
remain at the depot. They are being
transported to the falls as rapidly as
possible. The sections of this immense
pipe are twenty feet long, each weighing
about four tons and have the temperance
of large steam boilers.
Considerable difficulty is anticipated
in placing the water mains in position
up the steep mountain side. The man
agement is now considering the advisa-
bility of constructing temporary tram
way along the pipe line between the tank
and the power house. 1t Is thought to
be the most practical method that could
be employed in getting the pipe in place.
II. K. Mcleod, who has the contract
for hauling the machinery and supplies
to the falls, has been very successful.
Trucks or sleishs especially built for the
purpose of moving he heavy ma ohinery
are being used and good progress has SO
far been made. A snowfall, sufficient to
make sleighing, is much desired, as less
difficulty would be experienced in mov-
ing the heavy pieces on sleighs.
1t will require several months to COM
plete the work and it is not thought that
the power plant will be in operation be-
fore next July.
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23
A STRIKE ON FRANKLIN HILL
Body of Good Ore Uncovered Last Week by
the Cape Brothers.
Carries Copper and Silver May Develop
Into Great Mine-Keviyal of Pros
pecting in That Vicinity.

A rike made last week by John and
James Cape at their claim on Franklin
hill created considerably g stir among
mining mon and prospectors in this vicin.
ity While engaged in dong develop
ment work near the Arms bend on the
Granite road the Cape brothers uncov-
cred lead OF considerable size. The
ore taken out SO far is good and the as
says have proven that it carries suf-
ticlent percentage of both silver and con,
per to leave a fair profit after deducting
expenses Of shipping and treatment at
the smelters The claim had been To-
Gated before and considerable prospect
ing done in the vicinity of the present
strike. 1t appears. however, that the
former owners of the claim were not as
fortunate us the Cape brothers as the
lead was not found and tie claim was
subsequently abandoned. On Jan. list
last the Cape brothers became the own
ers of the claim by locating it, and as re-
cent events have proven they we're for
tuna by going to work in the right
place, and the uncovering of the lead is
the result. 1t is claimed that the face of
one of the tunnels driven in years ago
by other parties is within fifteen feet of
the lead 1t will probably be retlmbered
and driven to the vein. The fact that
the ore carries good per cent of copper
has revived prospecting in that locality
and there is at present not ii fraction of
ground.
1t is to be hoped that the prospect
will develop into a great mine. The
location is at point where such thing
seems not altogether improbable.
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23
A RICH STRIKE IN THE DlADEM.
The Latest Assay Gives "a Gold and Silver
Value of %3OSTS,

The Latest Assay Gives a Gold and Silver
Value of &3OS.78.
If the ore this week brought in from
the Diadem mine in the Greenhorns is
any criterion this property promises to
become one Of the wonders of this camp.
The ore brought in by Supt. Chas. Bon
ner Wednesday gives an assay of :3O9. IS
in gold and silver, besides carrying 1915
per cent of copper, which means that the
ore is worth about S44 a ton more. This
rich ore was obtained in a 4O-foot drift
on the ledge at a depth of 80 feet.
About 10 feet of this ore has been pene-
trated, and one of the walls is not in
sight yet.
The Diadem mine is the property of
the Diadem Gold Mining company of
this city, Chas. S. Warren, President,
and James X. Pardee, Vice President
and General Manager. The company
has reason to feel jubllant over it's rich
strike. Blue Mountain (Sumpter, Ore. J
American.
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23
1t Brings Prosperity to Pacific
Coast Cities.
GREAT FUTURE FOR SEATTLE
Existing Conditions on the Sound as
viewed by Il Former PhiliDsburg
Banker-Expansion the Popu-
lar Sentiment There.

James Ell. King, formerly cashier of
the First National Bank of Philipsburg
but now resident of Butte, was IN the
city for several days this week. Mr..
King has Just returned from a visit to
Seattle. While there he met n number
OF former Philipsburg business men,
among them ex Mayor G. r. Jacky, G. f.
Richards, @. II. Barnett, Frank Harris
and others, all of whom are doing well.
The business in which Mr. Barnett IS
interested cleared $4,000 last year, aud
Mr.. Richards is equally prosperous, he
claiming to have made more money last
year than he did during all the time he
-as engaged in business in this city and
/ Granite, Mr. Jacky is doing an eror-
nous business.
While last year was an exceptionally
properous one for the great city on the
Sound, all indications are that the year
1900 will be even better. The value of
real estate is eadily increasing with
the rapid growth of the city, and the be-
lief is general that the time is not very
distant when Seattle will rank among
the greatest cities in the United States.
The Union Pacific railroad will during
the present year extend Its line to the
coast. This will make Seattle terminus
OF four great transcontinental lines and
will give the city decided advantage
over San Francisco, with only one line
of railroad. The merchants of the Sound
city fully realize the great trade posi-
bilities across the Pacific and are active
ly engaged in promoting the interests of
Puget sound, to the end that the prin-
cipal trade channels Of Oriental COM
merce will reach their CITY,
Mr.. King was much impressed with
the prosperous condition of the coast.
He believes that Seattle is destined to
make great city, even greater than
Chicago. Capitalists are making in
vestments there almost every day and
new enterprises are constantly being
launched. The rush to Cape Nome this
spring will create considerable business,
but that is practically lost sight of on
account of the rapid increase of trade
with the Orient. This is known to be
permanent and it's development bae only
just begun
Mr.. King stated that if one has money
to invest he believes the acquisition of
property in or around Seattle would be a
move in the right direction. He believes
it would pay if one had to sit down and
wait for the city to grow.
"Anti-expansionists are novelty on
the Pacific coast" said Mr.. King, "and
If an "anti" does happen to stray there
he IS careful to conceal his identity"
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23
A GENUINE SURPRISE POUND SOCIAL,
Members of the NJ. T.. Church Give a Party
in Honor of Their Pastor.

Members of the NJ. T.. Church Give a Party
in Honor of Their Pastor.
The members of the M. E. church
arranged an agreeable surprise for their
pastor, Rev. }. A. Smith, last Wednes-
day evening While Mr. Smith was in
the church holding prayer meeting
about hundred members and friends
assembled at the parsonage They had
come bountifully supplied with eatables
and presents, and patiently waited for
the close of the prayer meeting and the
arrival of Mr.. Smith. 1t was expected
that he would enter at the front door
and close guard was kept in that direc-
tion each desiring to greet him first.
The pastor, although entirely ignorant
of what was in store for him was not
altogether in the dark. He knew some
thing was going on, and as he left the
church. friend took him in confidence
and in less time than is required to re-
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23
TAKING THE TWELFTH CENSUS.
Accurate Reports Relating to Irrigation
Are Desired.

Accurate Reports Relating to Irrigation
Are Desired
The director of the census desires to
impress upon all engaged in agricultural
pursuits in the arid and sub humid re-
gions of the United States the import
ance of cooperating with the census Of
flee in the work of collecting data re-
'lating to irrigation. With such CO.
operation full and accurate showing
of the progress and development of
these regions cannot be assured, and the
sections wherein reports are incomplete
will suffer in comparison with those
from which fuller information has been
secured.
In thirteen states and territories irri-
cation, wholly or in part, is relied upon
to produce crops. 1t is the application
in the strictest sense, of scientific meth
DDS in farming. Its continued develop
ment results in internal expansion of
the public domain with which no indi-
vidual or political party can find fault.
1t conquers the encroaching desert and
reclaims millions of acres of waste lands.
1t means an increase in the productive
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23
TEACHERS AND PARENTS MEETING,
These Gatherings Proving a Great Benefit
to the Community

These Gatherings Proving Great Benefit
to the Community.
The meeting at the school house Fri.
day evening was we'll attended and
proved highly interesting to teachers as
we'll as parents. Through these meet
lngs it is intended to form closer ac-
qualntanceship between the parents and
teachers, and it cannot otherwise but
result IN much good.
The program was an interesting one.
The article, entitled, "Training of the
child before entering school," by Mrs.
ID. FL. Campbell, Is an able production
and received the approval of all present.
We regret our inability to reproduce the
same in this weeks issue, but it will be
published IN full next week.
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23
The RurlingtOn'S No l2

"What? No. 10? Friday night? |
spose you've got cross eyed porter too,
haven't you?"
That's what the ticket agent at the
Burlington Station, Omaha, ran against
last Friday night and similar express
ions he is running against every day,
says the Omaha World Herald.
1t all comes about from the fact that
the Burlington on its Kansas City night
train runs a fourteen-section sleeping
car, because more room is needed than
given by a twelve-section car. But se.-
tion Is is practically dead haul for no
one can be bribed to sleep in it,
+ Night after night the Burlington
agent has commenced by offering No 10,
but prospective customers have edged
off and asked if there wasn't something
else. Thus it has gone till the lower
berths were filled. all save 13, and then
preferences have been for upper bcrths
in preference to lower 13, as with the
man who feared No. 13 last Friday
night
1t was thought that the old scheme Of
hotels in clubbing room 13 as ''parlor A
will have to be adopted in some modified
form on the Burlingtons long sleeper.
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23

Teeth teeth. teeth fixed.N Dr. Rine-
hart, Dentist.
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23

DR.. Rinehart, Dentist, over Does drug
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23
PRICE: $500 A YEAR.

late the circu nstance a surprise was
arranged for hose in waiting to surprise
him. 1t worked admirably. Another
friend stationed inside the parsonage
quietly raised a window facing the north
end of the church and the reverend
gentleman was inside in the tUinkling of
an eye, and appeared in the midst of
his friends from a direction whence he
was least expected. The surprise was
complete and honors were considered
even. After congratulations had been
exchanged, an excellent spread was
served by the visitors, and the remain
der Of the evening spent in merriment
and pleasant social Intercourse. Among
the presents to Mr. Smith were about
twenty dollars worth of provisions and
plate containing a choice collection of
silver coins amounting to twenty four
and half dollars. As the architect
who built the parsonage had not pro-
vlded sufficient space for the accommo-
datlon OF so many guests, some of the
young folks adjourned to the home of
MI and Mrs. j. j. Carmichael, directly
across the street, and INDUCED in play
ing games and other amusements until
the early hours of the next day. 1t was
one of the enjoyable events of the week
and the occasion will be long remem-
bered by all present
The Philipsburg mail., 1900-02-23
4robo

area of our country great enough to
feed another nation almost as populous
as our own.
1t is therefore apparent that an ac-
curate census of irrigation is of great
Importance. The fact that its success
depends in some degree upon the irriga-
tors themselves should awaken a hearty
interest in this work. Parties owning
canals and bitches who have received no
inquiries are earnestly requested to
write to L. G. Powers, Chief Statistician,
IN Charge of Agriculture, Census Office,
Washington, D. c., and blanks will be
mailed to them at once.
The Director asks that all to whom
these inquiries may come will answer
the same as fully and accurately as pos
slble and promptly return them.
Dentist Rinehart is here. Come quick,