Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1900-09-20

VINO mas q very small Wa1st!
Mark Hanna, while saying moth
ing but saving wood, is keeping his
Y on the dust all the same.
It always fatters q wtman to be
told that her family lacks that deli
sacy Of mind necessary to appreciate
her.
Lii is once more in charge of
things, and he will proceed to
dicker with the n~ations.if the nations
are willing.
New Workers who are compelled to
choose between boss and boss, are
inclined to seek the ehfete monarchies
of Europe
A pms always tells her hostess
not to go to any trouble When she is
invited out TO eat with her and roast
her afterward if she didn't.
It will be curious to note how
much the coal companies subscribe
in Pennsylvania towards Hanna's
fund to keep the dinner pail full.
Whoever else Mr.. Bryan MAJ have.
in his cabinet, he will not have an
attorney general who is ia partner
ship with tie trust
When the water works in Calves
ton are coupled up, the Ancient
Mariner couplet viii be abolished in
the esteemed newspapers.
Duty and Destiny have taken the
place formerly held by benevolent
assimilation in the literary vanity of
the Presidential mind,
When women talk of an ideal
husband" they mean enc who be-
-lieves in hard work himself, but who
thinks work in a woman is degrad-
ing.
IF you missed punishment for your
sins, don't rejoice. It often happens
that a ROSTERS life is spared that he
may be saved for the pot another
day
When the railroads determine tc
rebuild their bridges, Galveston's fu
ture will be secure, for it has beer
ascertained that It's channel is al
deep as 1t was before the storm.
Chinese merchants, in the Chimes
quarter of New York, have contri
buted 1899 for the relief of the suf-
ferers from the Galveston storm
Many of them when approached ex
pressed themselves as glad Of the op
p~ortunity to give something.
Senator Depew will probably max
some speeches for the Republican
in New York State, but says he ha
not time to stump the country as ha'
been arranged by the managers
Thus one more comic feature of tn
campaign has been withdrawn.
Lady Georgiana Grey, who die
at Hampton Court Palace last weel
was 1O4 years old last February. Sh
was a daughter of Earl Grey, Eng
lands famous reform Prime Minis
ter, and in her young days was th
.reigning beauty of the time.
Miss Lillian Clayton Jewett, tn
Boston woman who has been agita
ing in favor of the negro, has SO f.
paid no attention to the proposal
q young Richmond lawyer, J. G.. E;
gleston, who offers to engage wit
her in q joint debate somewhere
the South, the proceeds of the e
tertainment to be given to the Q
phans of the victims of lynch law,b b
she may, it is said, consider the pr
position later.
The story that the home, in Was
ington, presented to Admiral Dew
by his countrymen is o unkem
and uncared for, not having be
lived in since last April, and that
air of abandonment prevades t
grounds is probably true, but it il
safe bet that it was first noticed a
has probably been exaggerated
the same people who began the abr
of the great sailor when he gave t
property to his wife.
Tt is interesting to the people
the United States. which hold
Philippine Islands, to note that
European banking houses have Sc
ed notice on the British Governm