New-York tribune., 1900-04-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Rev j. s Bitter. Methodist clergyman. of
Missouri, is organizing company to develop gold
mining claims at Cripple Creek. the proceeds OF
which be devoted a fund for evangelstic
work in large cities.
Diversions of the Ancients.-"Acantha my pet.
said Apo9 & b his hand M S sm @
swiftly when am with thee?" -, >,
answered the nSmph. but think it is because It's
motor is of such tremendously high candle
For which light and fippant reply Apollo Immedi-
ately changed her into an herb.-tChicago tribune
'"The Pttsburg News" classes Dewey as the
automobile candidate" He has no pull and no.
body is pushing him.
As showing the necessity for more commissioned ned
fact that the flagship Iowa a naval cadet Is
officer, relieving and being relieved by c9mmis, Is
STONED R officers In one or two cases od enough 10 Oe
THE people of Canada" says a Toronto man
In this country. have need to go to the
Klondike or 10 Cape Nome British Columbia has
as good mines be found In either OF these
two districts English capital is heavily Interested
Improved machinery is being used to work the
mines The output "a far greater than we antici-
pated. There are a great many Americans who
have claims In British Columbia. Many have gone
from Washington and other Western States They
have American colony. The Americans are
husters. energetic. and making some good
in the country that have been taken. and there
will be great many rich finds before the people OF
this country. or Canada for that matter reahze
the value Of this property"
You told me-" demonstrated the lawyer. in an
cent you embenzfea from S1n he so r That why
charged you only 500 for clearing you. Yet you
it" Certainly" responded the other. Did you
ehe aWy @ fgT1 IT d o from
was working for?''-(Chicago Tribune.
Five women sitting together in Philadelphia
streetcar the other day carried finger purses. the
initials on which spelled the word EMPTY.
A decrepit old negress with deforrned back and
few dscolored fangs In the place OF teeth, called
pioyer and announced ''Mstah. Use swine ter git
merried!' Get married. auntie.'' exclaimed the
little sudden I'm Yes 1PoaSe sudden but bess
late than nebber" ."Oh. WELL" answered the friend
Posef she fails in Vsr love- 'o But S fse not fallen In
lubl" Going to marry for money!" sarcastcally
Tsc 'gaged ter Billy jones' why BiiIy's only
9a so and 6 y9g se m%F nn be & v dos
lahs yeah for rent an Use gwine ter marry him
ter save dat ermount!'-(Atanta Constitution.
Immigration is going to the Northwest instead
of the South" says citizen of ST. Paul. The
farmers OF Michigan and Indiana who have been
living rented farms. buying land In the Da-
kotas. Land be purchased for 81 and So
The soil is good. the climate is excellent.
and the markets better than they have been for
years. The farmer do his 81
farm than he could ever hope TO do on the land
rented from Others"
She had the brightest prospects Of success with
her new play. but misfortune seemed to attend her
every footstep Yes. In first place. the theatre
where she was playing burned, and all her cos
just as she was recovering from this. she fell in
love with her husband 1 understand she is quite
trot Journal.