The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1900-08-24

hound Syrup. in all cases of hoarseness
sore throat, or difficulty of breathing
Price 25 and so cts. III. j. Strangl.
| A young man may die, but an old
man must.
You will never find any other pills SC
prompt aud so pleasant as De Wits Lit.
tie Farley Risers. III. }. Stangl.
| Continued cheerfulnees is manifest
sign of wisdom.
No one knows the unbearable tor.
ture, the peculiar and agonizlng pain.
caused by piles, unless they have suffer
ed from them. Many believe them in
durable. This is a mistake. Proper
treatment will cure them. Tablers
Buckeye Pile Ointment is an infallible
cure. Price so cts. in bottles, tubes IS
cts. FL. J. Stangl.
| Maids of honor are those who do not
| indulge in hirtations.
Mothers endorse it, children like it,
| old folks use it. We refer to One Min
ute Cough Cure. 1t will quickly cure all
throat and lung troubles. II. j. Stangl.
| From the mothers point OF view an
ugly baby is an impossibility.
-Blotches and excresences, which SO
often annoy people, are simply efforts of
nature to throw off impedlments to the
| proper performance of her duties. Her
bine will aid and assist nature in her
work, and ensure a skin clear and beau
tiful; entirely free from all imperfect.
! ions. Price 80 cts. Ell. j. Stangl.
| The woman question for centuries
-, has been, what did she have on?"
The Rev. W. B. Oostley, of Stock
bridge, Ca. while attending to his pas
toral duties at Fleetwood, that state,
was attacked by cholera morbus. He
says: by chance [ happened to get
hold of bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, and I
think 1T was the means of saving nv life.
1t relieved me at once" For sale by Per.
ry & Doty.
"A perfectly collected man is one who
has been gathered to his fathers.
In India, the land of famine, thou
sands die because they cannot obtain
food. In America, the land of plenty,
many suffer and die because they cannot
digest the food they eat. Kodol Dyspep-
STA Cure dlgests what you eat. It in
stantly relieves and radically cures all
stomach troubles. HI. j. Stangl.
it is no credit to man to keep his
word because no one will take it.
-Herbine is we'll adapted to the cure
of fevers of all kinds, because it thor
oughly cleanses the stomach and bowels
of all bilious humors, and expels ali i'm
pnre secretions of the body. Prices SO
cts. Fl. J. Stangl.
When ghosts walk they probably
enter houses with the aid Of shelton keys.
Millions will be spent IN politics
this year. We can't keep the campaign
going without money any more than we
can keep the body vigorous without
food. Dyspeptics used to starve them
selves. Now Kodol Dyspepsia Cure d.
gests what you eat and allows you to eat
all the good food you want. 1t radically
cures stomach troubles. FL. J. Stangl.
1t may not hurt joke to crack it,
but some of the crackers ought to be
hurt.
-BallarG's Snow Liniment gives in
slant relief in cases of Bleeding, Burns,
Bruises, Scalds, Cuts, etc. Price Is and
80 cts. Ell. j. Stangl.
-"Love is but transport" says a
poet. Yes, and so is canal boat. for
that matter.
The wolf is the fable put on sleeps
clothing because if he travelled on his
own reputation he couldn't accomplish
his purpose. Counterfeiters of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve couldn't sell their
worthless salves Oh their merits, so they
put them in boxes and wrappers like De
Wits. Look out for them. Take only
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. 1t cures
piles and skin diseases. Fl. j. Stangl.
The Individual who attends strictly
to his own business plays an important
role in the comedy of life.,
! Maple City Self Washing Soap bleach
es white clothes and sets fast colors
when used according to directions on
the wrapper. For sale by all grocers.
Wise is the man who does of his own
free will that which he would otherwise
shortly be compelled to do.
About one month ago my child,
which is fifteen months old, had an at
tack Of diarrhoea accompanied by vom-
iting. I gave it such remedies as are
usually given in such cases, but as
nothing gave relief, We sent for physi-
clan and it was under his carefor week.
At this time the child had been sick for
about ten days and was having about
twenty-five operations of the bowels
every twelve hours. and we we're con-
vinced that unless it soon obtained re-
| lief it would not live. Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
was recommended, and [ decided to try
| it. soon noticed change for the bet
| ter; by its continued use complete
cure was brought about and it is now
perfectly healthy.-C. L. Boggs, Stump
town, Gilmer Co., w. Va. For sale by
Perry & Doty.
The difference between an attorney
and lawyer is pretty much the same as
the difference between an alligator and
crocodile.
al am a suitchman," writes A. j.