The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1900-02-01

"kob Peter to pay Paul" That is wha,
they do who take stmulants for weak nerves
Hoods Sarsaparlla gives true nerve
! strength.
Strategy-"Oh mamma" exclaimed little
Arthur, all out of breath. give just been
! playing with the Goodwin children and they
have the measles at their house Now can
eat all the cake | want to? Cause. you
know, I'm going to be sick anyway" Chi
cago Times-Herald.
Dyspepsia-bane of human existence
! Burdock Blood Bitters cures it, promptly
permanently. Regulates and tones the
stomach.
Mrs. McConty-" An ye've raised quote a
big family, Mrs Murphy q Mrs. Murphy
with pride)-"Seven polacemin, Mrs. Nc.
Comfy" Tit Bits.
Is it a burn? Use Or. Thomas Eclectrc
Oil. A cut? Use DR.. Thomas Eclectrc
Oil. At your druggists.
Bacon--'You say your son at college
writes bold hand?' Egbert-"I should
say so. He's just written for $50 more
/ Yonkers Statesman
Coughs and colds, dow to the very border.
land of consumption, yield to the soothing,
healing influences of DIR. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup.
On the Road-'And what does the local
critic say of me ?" asked the Ghost. "Ob he
lets you down easy replied Hamlet He
merely says that the Ghost wasn't true to
life Puck.
! Only one remedy in the world that will at
/ once stop itchness of the skin in any part of
! the body Doan's Ointment. At any drug
, store, SO cents.
One Mans Observation. Miles: II read
i'll edlcal journal the other day a para
| graph to the effect that the people who sleep
| with their mouths closed live longest. Do
| you believe it ?' Giles: Il don't see why
they shouldn't. 1t is a well known fact til 1t
I people who keep their mouths closed while
| awake escape lot of trouble Chicago
| News.
i Drying Preparations simply develop
| dry catarrh; they dry up the secretions
which adhere to the membrane and decom-
+! pose, causing Tar more serious trouble ihan
| the ordinary form OF catarrh. Avoid all dry
ing inhalants and use that which cleanses,
soothes and heals. Ely's Cream Balm is
such remedy and will cure catarrh or cold
i'll the head easily and pleasantly. All drug
glsts sell it at 80 cents or it will he mailed
by Ely Brothers, 56 Warren St, NY
Johnny: "Pa, what is "a playwright? A
man who writes plays?" Pa: "No, my SON
A playwright is a man who steals something
IRON the French for the stage manager and
the scenic ARTIST to exercise their construc-
! tive abilities upon" Boston Transcript.
Exposure to Wet, dampness and cold,
| iuvArlably results in a sudden chill, which
if not attended to Immediately will cause
cold. BY mixing teaSpoonful of PERRY
DAVIS PAIN KILLER in half glass of warm
water or milk, the whole system will be
heated and the danger of cold avoided.
Avoid substitutes there is but one Pain
Killer, Perry Davis. Price 25c. and SOC.
Dear" she said, during an interval of
comparative sanity, promise me one thing.
Anything" he answered with the reck less
ness of love. AFTER we have been married
a reasonable time, if we decide a divorce is
desirable, promise that my brothers, who
are struggling young lawyers shall repre-
sent u.s." Philadelphia North American.
Half Death with joy was great
| sufferer from Heart Disease. The disease
was so great l was confined to bed for days
often thought could hail death with Joy
No physician could give me relief. l pro.
cured a bottle of DIR. Agnew's Cure for the
Heart, the first dose gave me almost instant
felt better in my life. = Mrs. Margaret
Smith, Brussels, Ont. Sold by Kilgore &
Wilson and A. A. Howes Il Co.-91.
Different-"Mary Ann, told you if you
cracked another china teapot. you would
have to pay for it," Eyes, mum, but didn't
crack this un; l broke it," indianapolis
Journal.
20 Years of Vile Catarrh -Chas. o.
Brown, journalist. of Duluth, MINI, writes
l have been sufferer from Throat and Ma
sal Catarrn for over 20 years, during which
time my head has been stopped up and my
condition truly miserable. Within Is min.
utes after using DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal
Powder L obtained relief. Three bottles
have almost, if not entirely, cured me, -
Sold by Kilgore & Wilson and A. A. Howes
& Co.-92.
Experience - Briggs" You don't know
what You are talking about when you call
me donkey" Diggs-'I'd like to know
why l don't. 1 once owned donkey for
three months" Chicago News.
Salt Rheum, letter, Eczema-These
distressing skin diseases relieved by one APP
plication. DR.. Agnew's Ointment is a po-
tent cure for all eruptiOns of the skin. Jas.
CASTOR, Wilkesberry, says: "For nine years
I was disfigured with letter on my hands,
DR.. Agnew's Ointment cured it," IS cents.
Sold by Kilgore & Wilson and A. A. Howes
Il Co. SO.
Nettie-"Really, Tom, do you believe San
born knows all he processes to know ?" Tom
LOT course not. That would be impossi-
ble." Boston Transcript.
Never Worry.-Take them and go about
your business-they do their work whilst
you are doing yours. DIR. Agnew's Liver
Pills are system renovators, blood purifiers
and builders; every gland and tissue-in the
whole anatomy is benefited and stimulated
in the use of them. 40 doses in vial. 10
cents. Sold by Kilgore & Wilson and A. A..
Howes & Co. a.
Lady-"Why don't you go to work for a
living?" Tramp-"Well, lady, l want to
give everything else a fair trial first!" (Puck
Nowhere in the State of Maine can the
| Kelley Treatment be obtained except in
| Portland, Maine. Write for information.
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