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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
HIAWATHA ON THE LINKS.

Hiawatha went a-golhng,
Went with gentle Minnehaha,
Where they swiped the bounding guilty,
Where they sclaffed and where they
fooled,
Where the mighty Auchterlonie.
And the Aleos and Willies-
Willie Smith and Willie Waller
And the other famous Will!es,
And the Turpies and the Campbells
And the Foulises were gathered.
Full of zeal brave Hiawatha,
Bought brassie and mashies
Bought a bulger and a niblick,
Bought hairy and driver,
Rolled his sleeves up and his trousers,
Paid a quarter to a caddie,
Winkedg, at smiling sMinnehaha,
Winked and murmured: Mime, watch
Watch me when I WELD my brassie.
Or my mashie or my driver
Watch me hit the ball and knock IT h
So blamed far they'll never find II!
Watch me closely when L swat it
Watch me knock out Colonel Bogey.
Watch me beat great Auchterlonie--
Auchterlonie. Auchterloniel
oh, wish that l could stand here
All day saying Auchterlonie-
Not thing but Auehterlonie;
For it tickles me to say it,
Tickles me down in the thorax.
Down around my Adams apple
II you don't believe it try it,
just say Auchterlonie, Minnie ~.
II you do | know you'll like it ~
Merely murmur Auchterlonie,
And you'll never want to quit it,
Watch me beat this Auchterlonie
And these various famous Willicsi
When / hit the ball I'll bust IT.
Knock ii into forty fragmentsl
Knock the pieces through the bunkersi
Stand aside and let me wiggle-
Give me room to swing my driver!
Hurry! Here comes Auchterloniel
See him coming with his haffy-
4 can almost seem to sing II.
Say, Minnehaha.
What has happened? Where'd II go tor
There ii lies the maiden murmured-
There ii lies right where you put it.
All you hit was terra firma,
Merely hit the ground and doubled
Up as If you had eaten something
That had griped you in the middle.
Auchterlonies laughing at YOU
There he stands convulsed with laughter,
And the Willies. too, are laughing
All these various famous Wilies--
Standing round and laughing at you.
o my noble Hiawatha!'
With a groan the PROSTATE warrior
Looked and saw; his heart was broken,
And the maiden, kneeling heard him,
AS his spirit left him, murmur
''Auchterloniei Auchterloniei"
e. Chicago Times-H Herald.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
The Report Criticized.


To the Editor of the Register.
Sir:-The Elliott School desires to
notice and enter its protest against the
very unfair report that appeared in
your issue of Saturday of the game of
loot ball played on Friday afternoon
between their school team and that of
the Wheeling High School, almost ev-
cry word of which is in direct opposi-
ton to the truth.
First: The High School did not de-
feat the Elliott School, the exact con-
trary being the case
Secondly: Your reporter states that
notwithstanding the fact that Elliott
was far heavier than their opponents,
they played Coss, their coach, who is
al end on the Bethany College team,
wilfully leading the public to believe
that the Elliott School played an out
slider. This can be nothing less than a
malicious sentiment of an untruth
Your reporter had full opportunity to
know that Mr.. Coss is a full member
OF the Elliott School, having already
taken part in the exercises of this
week
Your reporter further stated that
mo one seems to know just how it
happened, but when the whistle blew,
Metzner was resting on the ball be-
Hind the goal" This is another state
ment absolutely devoid of truth. Your
reporter, and every one else on the
grounds who was not blind and deaf,
does know exactly how it happened
It. is impossible that he should not
have both seen and heard.
The facts of the case are these: By
a tumble on the part of the Elliott
team, the High School managed to
get the ball little inside their FIVE
yard line. Elliott got the ball, and
easily bucked the High School far be-
yond the danger ,.ne, then Lipphardt
punted the ball to the fifty yard line.
Rogers, f. b., and Somehow, l. e.,
were there to receive it. Right there,
standing between them and Metzner
was a professional by the name of Ed
wards; he stopped the ball, passed it
to Metzner, interfered with Rogers and
Somehow, placed himself directly
between our players and Metzner, and
literally carried him over the line
This was in plain view of the whole
field. Your reporter must have seen
this unless he was conveniently blind
for the time being, and his report is
untrue, biased and unfair in the ex-
IRENE, and is fully in keeping with his
open remarks on the field, showing
plainly where his sympathies were
ELLIOTT FOOT BALL TEAM.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
PILLSBURY COMING.
The ChesssCbampion to Give Another
Exhibition in Wheeling.

Mr.. II. n. Pillsbury, the chess cham
pion of America, will be here next
Wednesday. 2Sth inst. afternoon and
evening. He will give an exhibition
OF blindfold and simultaneous play at
chess and checkers. against the best
players of Wheeling and vicinity. Odd
Fellows hall has been secured as the
place for the exhibition
MIR. Pillsbury's exhibition at the
Carroll club last winter pleased the
local devotees of the game. Since that
time he has broken the worlds record
of eighteen games, in Philadelphia,
playing 20 games at one time, and win
ming all except one
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
signed with Boston.

John Skopec, who pitched for Wheel
ing during the past season. was in the
city yesterday, and stated that he had
signed to play with Boston during the
coming season. Skopec's work was a
triffe erratic, but 1t was due to the
fact that he was not in form during
portion of the time. When in condi-
ton there are few better twirlers than
Johnny.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
Fist End CLUB
SHOWED UNDER YESTERDAY AT
TRNoON AT HOMESTEAD BY
THE STARS.
ATHLETIC CLUB PLuCKY.
But Notwithstanding Their Efforts
Homestead Rolled Up q Total of
Thirty Points Before Time Was
Called at the End of the Second
Z HaIf-Resu1ts Elsewhere ON the
Foot Bali Field.

HOMESTEAD. Pa, Novmber "a
The tan bank gridiren at Homestead
this afternoon was a mass OF mud, tan
bark and water. Around the field
where % cent spectators are supposed
to stand, the aforesaid mud was at
least seven inches deep. At $40 o'clock
Manager Church, of Homestead, want
ed to call the game off, but the East
Enders said they would rather swim in
the much than fail to play. There were
not over 100 persons on the ground
when the game was called.
The plucky East Enders held the
stars down to one touchdown and goal
in the first half, it requiring sixteen
minutes of hard playing by Homestead
to get the ball over the line. Because
of the heavy mud few big runs were
attempted, but in both halves, Gam
mons made skirts around the ends for
several runs of 20 and "a yards. Fun
bles were numerous.
The second half was succession OF
plunges. by Homestead which the East
Enders could not withstand, and the
score was run up to 80 with compare
tive ease.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25

PITTSBURG, Pa, November "a
Washington and Jefferson College and
Carlisle Indian school teams broke
even as far as scoring goes at Expo
sition Park before fair crowd. The
collegeansi showing was a mild sur
prise to the supporters of the red and
black. They played heady. aggressive
game all the way through and it was
only in the last minute of play that
the Indians were able to cross the COW
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
OTHER GAMES.

PROVIDENCE, R. l., November "a
Brown, 81 Syracuse, 6.
EAST0N, Pa, November 24.-Lafay-
cite, IS; 'Lehigh, O..
CLEVELAND O., November "a
Oberlin College, 6; Reserve Univers-
ity, 5.
Special 70 the Register.
MARIETTA, o. November 24.-Mari-
eta College defeated Dennison on Mari
eta field this afternoon, rolling up the
large score of 40 to 0.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
Foot hall.

The Americas foot ball team went 10
Bellaire to play the Buckeye. Jrs.. bu;
they failed to show up The Ameri-
Gus team viii play the Rag Time team
Thanksgiving morning. The Americas
team lines up as follows: Left end.
Robinson: left tackle, Van Keuren;
left guard, J. Logomarcina; center, @.
Lcgomarcina; right guard. Logan:
right tackle. Coats: right end, Dustin;
full back, Swift; right half back, Laird;
left half back. Campbell; quarter
back. Watkins; subs, Smith and Nc
Coy.
Gold Filled Watches from 81 up al
II z H5flman e. Co.'S.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
stogfemakers Bowl.

The stogiemakers employed at Han
non Bros factory spent yesterday ar
ternoon at Fette's bowling alleys, out
Twenty-ninth street. and q very enjoy
able time was had by all. While no
racord-hraalinx sccrak wara mada. yet
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
Michignn. O-Ohio State. O.

ANN. ARBOR, Mich, November "a.
Michigan and Ohio State University
struggled for two 25-minute halves on
slippery field this afternoon and
neither side could score.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
SEVERAL LADY PLAYERS
WHO HAVE DEVELOPED QUITE A
LITTLE SKILL IN THE GAME
OF GOLF DURING THE PAST
SEASON-SOME PERTH
NENT DON'TS FOR
GOLF PLAYERS

During the past golf season in local
circles quite few lady players have
developed fair amount of skill. or
course, the progress is nothing like
that accomplished by the gentlemen,
but the playing of a number is very
satisfactory. No one had played the
game previous to the beginning. of this
year. Miss Ethel Ewing. who plays
over both courses, holds the ladies' rec
ord for both. Her record at the Wheel
ing cours is 35 for holes. Her High
land course record is AZ for the holes.
At the lower course the ladies who play
the steadiest game are the Misses
Emma Forbes, Mary Simpson, Eta
Harper and Mrs. Frank Waterhouse.
At the Highland are Mrs. A. F. Hus-
ted, the Misses Alice Bates and Emily
Pollock.
During the past week or two the
weather has been very bad for the game
and there has been an exceptionally
small number of players out and there
were no matches of any import The
probabilities are that there will be one
short period for playing the game be-
tween this time and Christmas.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
WINEtorC ARDUl

they proved that they have made the
right start to become bowlers.
Next Saturday afternoon the stogie-
makers from Miller's factory will do
business on the same alleys.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25

teneth and bear the infiiction with
equanimity that good may follow.
Don't change the round to bring
nearer the 'Restful Nineteenth One
should not golf to eat and drink alone,
but the appetite the game confers is
great blessing. But it is best TO play
the full course before taking's ones
ease"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
Both Games Postponed

GREENSBURG, November 24.-Du-
quesne game at Greensburg and Indi-
ana-Latrobe, at Latrobe, both postpon-
ed on account of rain and mud.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
THE BLUES TRIUMPH ON THE
GRIDIRON YESTERDAY COM
PLETE IN SO MUCH AS 1T
NOT ONLY SECURED
VICTORY BUT ALSO REVENGE
WIPING OUT THAT OLD SCORE
OF TWO YEARS STAND
ING.

The Harvard Linesmen Were Brushed
Aside Seemingly Without an Enort
BY the New Hayenftes-fale Men
Played as They Have Never Play
ed Before This Season, and fester-
days Achievement Wound Up n
Most Successful Season.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25

Schedule for the coming week:
Monday--K. K. K. VS.. Wheeling
Tuesday-Osceolas VS.. Rough Riders
Wednesday-All Alikes vs. Columbias
Thursday-A. A Rooters VS.. Terminus.
Friday-Big Show VS.. Sunny Brook
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25

Have your watches repaired before
the Xmas rush. WESTMYER, jew
eler, 114S Main street
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
Special to the Register.

Special TO the Register.
BETHANY, w. Va, November "a
Great preparations are being made for
the big Thanksgiving foot ball contest
between the East End Athletic Asso-
citation team of Pittsburg, Pa. and the
Bethany College team, at Wheeling. A
large crowd OF rooters is coming down
from Pittsburg to root for the red and
white of East End. They are COM
ing with ribbons, and horns prepared
to cheer their boys to do their best,
and arrangements are being made to
have them so over to the grounds in
big wagons.
Bethany will also be represented by
a large body of students sporting the
green and white of the. college. Beth
any students will also attend the game
in carriages and wagons.
Several social organizations OF
Wheeling are also making arrange
ments to attend the game In large
wagons, and carriages, wearing either
the red and white OF East End or the
green and white OF Old Bethany. AL
together the prospects are for a gem
oral gala day, with plenty OF excite
ment and enthusiasm. The East End
boys lined up are husky lot OF play
ers. with an average weight of 1856
pounds, nearly all OF the line men with
the exception OF the ends tip the beam
at over 200 pounds. Added 10 their.
weight is the strength and skill or
years Of experience on the gridiron, and
they are as they claim, the strongest
amateur team in the world, beyond a
doubt.
The Bethany boys, however. are not
small men by any means, averaging as
they will line up 40 pounds. Although
their line is lighter they know the
game, and It takes hard playing to
go through them.
The line up OF the two teams will be
as follows:
East End Position Bethany.
Left End
L. Horne or winnis...............M Matthias
Left Tackle.
+. Beso. .-,.. ...-,.,..... Lynch
Left Guard
Center.
H. McMsnls. ..,...................... Curtis
Right Guard
w McCutehon. ..-.....,.,............. Smith
Right Tackle
A. Nagel. =. Lewis or Thomas
Right End.
f. Musseiman or r Wilson. Carr or soffe
Quarterback
J. Willis.........4...,...... r. Edwards
Left Half Back
Right HaIf-Baek
H. McChesney. w. Edwards or Lewis
Full Back
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25

Well sell you an Xmas gift on pay
ments. 4. A. WESTMYER. IaEalaz.
has Main street
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25

We have an Emerson Grand in
Rosewood case. slightly shopworn,
which we will sell at a bargain.
+. w. BANNER co.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25

H. E. Hillman & Co. is headquarters
for Regina Music Boxes.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
PLAYED A BEAUTIFUL GAME.
WASHINGTON d JEFFERSON AND
CARLISLE INDIANS BROKE
EVEN
AT PITTSBURG YESTERDAY.

The Same Muddy Field There as
Elsewhere Made the Going Heavy,
Nevertheless There Were n Num-
Der of Long Runs-The Indians
Were Only Able to Score in the
Last Minute of Play.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25

Bargains in Ladies Diamond Rings
at H. E. Hillman & Co. S.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
Pertinent Don't. for Golf Players.

H. l.. Fitzpatrick, an acknowledged
authority on the subject, has written
and Doubleday, Page & Co. are about
to publish a book entitled Golf Don't is
which promises to fill an important
and witty place in the literature of the
game. Here are some of the Don is"
which Mr. Fitzpatrick urges upon play
ers:
Don't mount the stairs as though
you were going to funeral. yet do not
be too affable Geniality should never
degenerate into servility.
Don't, however, act as If the place
was your woodshed and the persons sit
ting about waiting for job to split up
kindlings. Yet better Cyrano than a
.lriah Heep in department.
,.~ Don't straddle like Colossus of
Rhodes. or do not keep the feet together
in the first position of dancing lesson.
Take the stand you find will aid you
most in getting the ball we'll away.
Lon't, in addressing through the
fair green, seek to improve the Lie by
heavy pats with the club head back of
the ball. affecting the while an appear
ance of innocence. This, with the kind
red trick of a solid push on the turf
before the waggle, is for the golfng
jockey, not the gentleman.
Don't let it slip the memory that the
definition of hazard is to venture, to
trust to the operation Of chance.
Don't, therefore, trust implicitly to
the old maxim that when in difficulty
the great thing to get out regardless OF
direction or distance,
Don't take the turf before the ball.
Don't be Indifferent on the green.
The ball goes down to the cheeky"
putter, never for the timid weakling.
To him who hesitates the hole is lost.
Don't move or speak while your
opponent is putting or preparing TO
putt. Have your caddie respect this
injunction; also your friends in the en-
circling gallery
Don't foozzle through carelessness,
haste, forcing, or over-anxiety. The
foozzle that is not due to one Of these
four reasons, must have been predes-
tined, fore-ordained from the begin
ming. Regard it as the rod that chas-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25
ALL THE PREPARATIONS
FOR THE BIG THANKSGIVING GAME
TO BE PLAYED HERE BE-
TWEEN
BETHANY AND EAST END A. c.

OF Pittsburg-Large Crowds viii At
tend and Cheer Their FRvorite
Team ON to victory-The Lineup
of the Two Teams.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1900-11-25

Substitutes-w & j.: ]. Schrontz. Pet
ers Mcfarland. McMahon, Riddle, Cleel-
and, Canler, Rodgers. Indians: Pierce.
Parker, Simons. Palmer, 10y, Ruze. Beav-
err. Johnston.
Ump.fe-W. H. Edwards.
Eeferee--Charles Young.
Time Of halves-x and y minutes
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-04-11

I'd Phillips, Young negro, was shot
In Bnreson county Saturday night
aud came across the Hyer in.u Brszos
county where he died Monday A
Young negro named Parker, who made
bis escape. Is charged with the killing.
lie il q son OF Jonas Parker, and the
deceased son Of Marshall Phillips,
both Of whom are Well known negroes.
owning farms
Parties who visited the Bf1os river
yesterday afternoon reported It out all
over the bottom In the vicinity Of Jones
bridge, and over most OF the land in the
lower bottom below. The river vas
about At u stand when they left, hay.
ing dorbtless reached Ks highest
point. Estimates place IL At from two
aud a hsli 10 five and half feet lower
than last years rise.
Mrs. Anna Gaines Atwood will give
business advice or advice on trouble Of
any kind. This lady's reputA,ion az a
seer as we'll a. healer IL we'll known in
Texas. At Exchange hotel, Bryan,
April ~ and IL.
Mr.. ". Hilton Of Homer, La, 10 in
the city prospecting with a view "a
opening a new dry goods house here by
August /, II he can secure = suitable To-
cation. Mr.. Hilton il very favorably
impressed with the town sud the ont
look here for business.
Miss Agnes Horloek Of NavAsota, an'
Mr.. q. W. Jackson Of Memphis wer
married at the home OF the brides par
rents IN NavasotA sunday afternoon
Miss Horlock was we'll known and pop
uar IN Bryan.
A. Z. Buchanan returned from DAlla
Yesterday, where he has just graduate
IRON the Metropolitan business college
Penoia Sandwiches, the latest an
most elegant delieAcy for luncheons
; at kernoles. III
Temps Bottled beer Is what You wan
F.. IL you want the best. 100
Mis-. Geotpia White Of wIIon ia yist
ing Mr. and Mrs. Ben Puddy.
, Smoke Metropolitan cigars sold q
r Exposition Saloon. DIFF.
+. Dr.. Law Of this city received a tels
gram yesterday announcing the deaf
ui Mr.. Thos. Henderson at Marsha
Texas At % % a. m, yesterday.
Remember the musical given at II
! home Of Miss Marie Adams tonigh
benefit baptist parsonage.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-04-11
m.AT. O. rlme oard. nryan
LOCAL NEWS.

M,s Alice pico is visiting in Taylor.
Prof K T.. PouaJs was in the city
yesterday.
Brook flill wbisky-6nes, on earth
Exposition saloon. 1907
Mrs. Emmet Rshde returned to
Hearne Yesterday.
DR.. Geo. Il. Tabor returned from
rofsicanA yesterday.
Try the famous Brook Hin Whisky
at the Exposition saloon. asst
Drink Mount Vernon Pure Rye at tn,
at the Exposition saloon. d53u
-Four cypress oistsrns for sale cheap
Bryan Cotton Seed OIL Mill. no ~
RoadmAster Duncan Mcdonald Of the
at. c., was here yesterday.
John T. Garrett aud c. ". Gordon
came down from Calvert yesterday.
Gus sleyensr and Henry Prime
we're here from kurten yesterday.
DR.. Fred b. Johnston aud X. ?. Sid
dali we're here yesterday from Ander
son.
Col. Harvey Mitchell left yesterda
. q visit Georgetown, Waco and othe
points.
Enamel Photos, card s'Ee, 80 cent
per dozen. Tins week at Willis
Coleman's. 1872
The muddy streets have been forgot
ten in the anxiety felt about the eaper
OF the Brszos.
Ivanhoe CommADdery, knights Ten
par held meeting yesterday Afte
noon for initiation Sork.
We will make 1t 20 your interest |
buy your Faster Easter Eggs and East,
egg dyes Of the Bryan Grocery Cou
pany. l3
Harry j. MacNait Of Navasota hl
been. employed as an engineer on Il
extension Of the c. W. a b. V. railros
from Calvert to Marlin.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1900-04-11
GOES AGAINST CLARK.
Senate Committee Decides He Is Not
Entitled to His Seat.
DECISION UNANIMOUS
While the Report Lrclares Ills Seat
Vacant II Does Not LKpei Him.
lime fixed for taking Vote
on The Quay Casr.

Washington. April 10 The senate
committee on privileges aud elections
has decided unanimously Ia favor u un.
seating senator Clark Of Montana. The
report declared the seat Of Senator Clark
vacant not oKpellinR him.
Tho decision was reached after two
hour sitting ut which all members Of
the committee were present except one.
The absentee was Senator Gallery oi
Louisiana aud he wired his vote in op
position n Mr.. Clark The ballot wa,
not taken until all the members present
had expressed themselves upon the
question, some Of them -pesskIngat som'
length aud all expressing diiiercn
shadrs 0f opinion