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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10


have seen mention of turkeys be-
Ing lost on account of bowel trouble.
Several of us have lost turkeys from
the same cause, but we think we have
hit upon a sure cure for it, and the
cost is comparatively nothing. We
cid not lose a turkey after using the
remedy. Get five cents worth
Of venetian red, such as painters use,
and mix it in the food and water for
the turkeys, keeping all other water
away and compelling them to drink
the medicine" This seems simple
enough, but it does the business, and
may save some of your readers good
many dollars. l have fine flock of
turkeys that were all taken with this
trouble, but after using this remedy
they all recovered and are all right
now.-William Britton, in Ohio Farm
er. -
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10
Patriotic Humiliatlon.

Hogan-Good marrnin', Daccy. Do yez
moind that Jamsey O'Toole is goin'
round sayin' thot he gev yez tn foine
pair av black Dyes yez wear?
Dacey (sadly)-Sorra tn day thot OF
how t. admit DEBATE from an O-Toole;
but as Oh had q foight tin minnits pra-
sious t his wild nagur Oh prefers t. give
an Oirishmon tn credit, aren in maxim
loier out av mesilf. Dye moind? p
Judge.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10
winter in the south.

The season approaches when ones
thoughts turn toward place where the in.
conveniences of Northern winter may be
escaped. No section of this country offers
such ideal spots as the Gulf Coast on the
line o. the Louisville & Nashville Railroad
between Mobile and New Orleans. 1t pos
sesses mild climate, pure air, even temper
ature and facilities for hunting and fishing
enjoyed by no other section. Accommoda-
tons for visitors are first-class, and can be
secured at moderate prices. The i. 4 N.
X. X. is the only line by which it can be
reached in through cars from Northern
cities; Through car schedules to all points
in Florida by this line are also perfect.
Write for folders, ETC., to Geo. b. Horner,
d. p. A.. St. Louis. Mo.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10
A Free Show.

"This gentleman" said the phrenol.
ogist. at the open-air performance. II.
. close Observers very close OBJ
server"
The gentleman on the stand assumed
knowing and profound expression OF
countenancc.
$50 much so," continued the phre-
nologist. "that I doubt exceedingly II
he would have been here tonight had
we charged any admission fee."-N. Y.
journal.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

1t is surprising how opinions among
poultrymen differ as to the value OF
oats as feed. Some poultrymen never
feed whole oats, and some make whole
oats the principal part of their feed.
Yet, as every scientific farmer knows,
oats are nearly perfect as balanced
ration. Some complain that their
fowls will not eat oats if they are fed
to them, but this is nothing against
oats. Wild mustangs of the western
plains will not eat corn till they are
taught to do so, but that is no argu-
ment against corn. 1t is fact that at
first fowls not accustomed to oats as
feed do not seem to like them, but
later they even come to prefer oats
above other grains. Hens that have
been accustomed to eating oats have
been deprived of oats for few DAYS
aud then both oats and corn have been
thrown to them, and they have eaten
the oats before touching the corn.
Oats may be fed in any quantities
to fowls without detriment, but
should not be fed to the hens when
they have been kept so long without
food that they are ravenous. In such
cases they will pack their crops so
full that the water subsequently
taken will cause a swelling of the oats
and puncturing of the membrane that
lines the crop. Birds have been killed
In this way. Where hens have access
10 oats at all times they never eat
enough at one time to bring on trou-
be as Indicated. One man that has
40 hens feeds five bushels OF oats per
month, besides other things. But the
fowls are given an unlimited supply
OF commercial grits and cut-bone to
help work up the oats in the gizzard.
Oats Gs feed are of great help in
the production of eggs.-M. G. Thurs
ton, in Country Gentleman.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10
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In regions where the snow does no,
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10 these to height of three feet in
front and two feet in the rear, leaving
spaces for low, wide sash in front. A
long and short roof is put on, with
ROOF doors in the front, short roof.
= aese are made with overlapping
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10
A Mad Advancement.

Johnny-Say, pa?
Mr.. Grinkam-Let up, let up. can't
answer your questions. I don't know
why cities are always built where there
is a crowd of people. nor anything of
that kind.
THAT isn't 1t. Twas just wondering
why the sun doesn't shine after night.
when we need the lightworst."-Up-to-
Date. 8
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10
An Expert Opinion,

Mrs. Tupenny-Suppose some one
should enter the house while we slept
and steal our little darling:
Mr.. Tupenny Gas the baby in the next
room begins to squall again My dear.
I don't believe there ever was or ever
win be such thing as kidnapping
N. Y. World. 4
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

Ask your grocer to-day to show you q
package of GRAIN-O, the new food drink
that takes the place Of coffee. The children
may drink it without injury as we'll as the
adult: All who try it like it. GRAIN-O
has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java,
but it is made from pure grains, and the
most delicate stomachs receive it without
distress. IA the price of coffee. Is cts. and
20 cts. per package. Sold by all grocers.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10
They Were Up-to-Date.
- - -

Totsie McFadden--S we is dsappoint.
ed. De las chapter of dis book saws Dat de
beautiful heroeen lived to be an old Woman
ana was highly respected. We don't want
notnink about no old woman. Wat we
wants is de new woman. an If vouse cant
give us somethink about de new woman. rive
Us cur nickel back and wen buy chestnuts.
See:-Washington Post. -'''
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

Chappy-Aw, WEAKLY, I'm getting un-
easy. They're applying science to
everything, doncherknow. They're even
trying to invent a machine to tell what
. fellah's thinking.
Maud-You have no reason to be dis.
turbed.--Up-to-Date. I.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10
A Similar Eject.

Inquisitive Tourist Gin Oklahoma)-
Pardon me. sir, but are you married
man?
Badly Scrodd (the stage driver)-
Nope; I had my hair secured of in q
sandstorm.-Puck.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

why did Colt introduce an automobile
in his last farce comedy?" HE was tired OF
hearing the critics accuse him of horse
play."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

New York theatrical agents are scour;no
iorelgn markets for new dramatic attrac.
uons. They arey Wei, they would bet
Yer stay at home and scour some of the playu
they have already secured!"-I'uck
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

FIRST Iramp--"Dese people what com
pam OF dere work bein' too hard make me
tired Second Tramp-"Dey doy" First
!iraimp1"Yes; why don't dey trow up de
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

Yes, there wasn't much variety. but w
had three square meals day." "What did
y,ou have! soda crackers. -(yevelan nd
Plain Dealer,
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

We keep three servant girls" said Mr.
Newiywed; zone coming. one going and one
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

Actors, vocalsts, Public Speakers prais,
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Fixes Toothacbe Drops Cure in one minute
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

An old bachelor says that some women are
bor- foolish, some achieve folly and the rest
r7arry iools.-Chicago Daily News.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

'6imkans-Have you ever read Shake
speare's works?
Timkins-No. I've read his plays, but
was not aware that he had written any
works.--Chicago Daily News
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

We pay $40 per week and expenses for man
with. rig to introduce our Poultry Mixture.
Send stamp for terms. Excelsior Mfg. Co.
Parsons, Kans.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

Piso's Cure is the medicine to break up
children's Coughs and Colds-Mrs. M. 6.
e.unt. Spragues Wash, March 8, '94.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

To Care . Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. An
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10
Her Modest Hint

mistletoe? 'As
She-Perhaps you had better come around
on Christmas and see if act like one who
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10
rs Family Pills are the best.

why did Colt Introduce an automobile
in his last farce comedy?" "He was tired of
hearing the critics accuse him of horse
play. Plain Dealer.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

Scene on Boston Electric Car.-persouae
ISmab boy portly lady. Small Roy tpar.
Italy sotte voee)-"Gee! that woman must
nave swallowed yeast cake portly Lady
soverhearlng)." Yes, my boy, and i your
have been better Bred Boston 'frsnscr,ptI.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

Be your character what it will, it win be
known; and nobody viii take it upon your
word.-Chesterfeld
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

After all, the question which disturb.
men most, is how to earn more and work
less.-Atchison Globe
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10
The best Prescription for Chiils

and Fever Is bottle OF GROVES TAsrrLEss
CHILL TONIC tits simply iron and quinlne In
atasteiess form. No cure mo paw. PRICE 49,
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

Self-respect is the corner stone of all vir.
tue.-Sir John Herschel.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

Small Giri-"llave YOU any cumy" Druo
Clerk-"What kind OF gum Young ladvy
Arabic. elastic. Senegal. caoutchouc. traea.
canth, Jones, Smiths, Robinsop's spr1,ce
me WOODY gum, the seasick cure, the gum
thats round. the square chips, the bicycle
cake, or gum TO eat." Sma1 Giri-"No. /
want chewing gum.'-CorneIl Widow
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

jimmy, . goat. was proving around Clark
street bridge. when he observed a 4 ewsna nse
sticking out Of the pocket of W. ID. Ames
who was standing on the street. oyerlook,nc
the river, Jimmy began eating the paper'
Ames kicked him. Jimmy trotted back On
ieet, tnrned back, and with a lowered head
pltted Ames into the river, 20 feet below.
he mans life was barely saved jimmy
was arrested and brought into court. While
Tue ht,gation was in progress he sauntered
OH his coat tail. The court ordered ths soss
sost ed up.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1900-02-10

Rams Horn.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1900-10-20
willow Lake.
!, Ve1a Morris ia on the sick list,

N1Aop NCitA 1upai 40 Ao OA w q AAoSs I--
Johnny Gprtson is hlsking corn for
Orson Cook.
Mrs. Felson aud son Willard left for
Oregon Monday.
Miss Amanda Tfitle began a term o.
school in this township Monday.
Eustace Ward had the misfortune to
both OF his hands on his we'll
machine Saturday.
The young people OF Willow Lake
gathered at the home Of Mrs. White
Friday evening for a farewell party on.
Willard Nelson. A good time is report
ed by all.
John Engbert has erected a new barn.
He. Halverson Is buying up SEINE fine
young steers.
Miss Cora Joscphson teaches in Wal
dro this year.
L. W.. Rooney teaches the Bunting
school again this year.
Mrs. Marion Hemphlll aud son James
have been visiting in Sioux City.
Wallace Rushten OF Aurora county
will teach the Fitzpatrick school this
year.
Patrick McPhillips Of Wisconsin visit
ed with his brother Owen the first of the
week.
L. W. Rooney has recently added to
his library an encyclopedia Britannica
for use in the schoolroom.
The ine weather we've been having
makes US all smile, and since it will be
followed by the election of W. j. Bryan.
Well keep on smiling.
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Leading a Eorlorn Hope,

One Of the unwilling victims OF the
Republican county convention was met
on the street a couple Of days since and
asked II he was going to stay on the
'tobog9an. He said he hadn't fully de-
cided. When it was suggested that be
ought to make q run fol- tho Office for
the good Of the ticket, like a true lover
of his party and q patriot, he said may
DO so, maybe 80 Said it reminded him
Of an old army story:
Longstreet's corps were making q
night march. About four o'clock In the
morning, when everyone was worn ont,
a Georgia regiment stopped. A confed-
crate soldier put his rifle up against a
tent in which wal General L ongstreet
-"Well." he said "this is pretty tough-.o
eight oil day and march all night. But
| suppose | can do 1t for the love of my
country. Lean go hungry, I can fight.
il need be [ can die for my country-be.
cause 1 love my country. But when
this War is over, Ill be hanged ii l will
ever Iowa another country"
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For 90 We will send You the GRAPHIC
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We will furnish you any newspaper or
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\ Horse or, NJ

Jack Qnillin got off a hit OF Irish wit
in McKittrlck's store a few days ago. A
Democrat AMI a Republican were chew
ing the rag over politics, when the prices
of horses now and y few years ago were
brought into the argument. This was
where Jack put in his oar. Turning to
the Republican disputant, he said:
"Ill tell you why horses are scarcer
and higher now than when Cleveland
Was president"
"Nell, whyY" said the other follow.
because Mckinley is riding two
horses himself"
The Republican turned on his heel,
walked out OF the store and slammed
the door 80 hard that q whele row Of
canned goods fell to the floor.
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happened IN a Drug store,

Zone day last winter a lady came to
my drug store and asked for a brand Of
coagh medicine that did not have IN
stock" says Mr.SC. R. Graudin, the pop.
ular druggist Of Ontario, N. Y. she
was disappointed and wanted to know
what cough preparation | could recon-
mend. I said to her that I could freely
recommend Chamherlain's Cough Rem
edy and that she could take q bottle OF
the remedy and after giving it a fair
would refund the price paid. In the
course Of a day or two the lady came
back in company with a friend In need
of a cough remedy and advised her to
buy a bottle OF Chambcrlain's Cough
Remedy. / consider that a very good
recommendation for the remedy" 1t Is
for sale by f. e. Miller, druggist.
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Notice If Nominations
Continued from supplement-

r. -AH ~. Al Va OA4lAl ~ NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
For presidential e~lector-name Thomas Thorn:
hson Jr; residence Hitchcock, Beadle county i.
D; business address Hitchcock 8. D.
residence sioux Fails, Minnehaha county s, D.
business address sioux Falls 8. D..
For preside presidential siiaalleelleecst Gpm n Kettle halyoL-$s
ness address sisseton g s Hht
For presidential elector-name J ] sell; resi-
county s D..
= For Tepresenta,iye IN congressSJnams Edmond
s ID; business address Yankton' 5 i.
ps lSf re ess;de11sa Mty IN eongreSs av lname cs sS,n M I
d; business address Mtvernon 8 d.
For gOyernOr-name l. E stair; residence Mitch.
ell, davidson county 8 D; business address Mitch
For secretary of ~state-name Fred Nystrum;
residence Lewiston 8 d; business address Lewis
For state nuditor-name Frank stout; resi-
dence Fleetwood $ D; business address Fleetwood
For state treasurer-name Frank " Batley:
residence Davidson county SD; business address
DayisOn county 8 D.
BY 1HE PRoHrnIr1os PART
For presidential e~lector-name y sykes Wilson;
residence Badger 8 ID; business address Badger 8.
For presidential e~lector-name E, e.. Ostroot;
For presidential elector-nam N q Rude; resi-
dence Brookings 9 D; business address BrOokings
For presidential elector- name Ii Reed:$
residence, Huron.S D., business address Huron
S. L.
For Representative in Congress-name - A.
Htarpel; residence Huron, s. q; puslnesssaddress
For representatives In congress name. NJ
Rodgers Iesidencei Sioux Fails. s. d; business
Address,, Sioux Falls! 8. d..
For governor name j. Carlisie; residence,
Brooking, 8. D.; business address. Brookings, s.
For Lieutenant GOVERNOR name, K. Lewis;
residences Lake Preston 4 Dsi business address,
For secretary 81 staseAname, MI paws; res.
dence. washington springs; address, Washington
For udiloro of state a j. E Gambie;s
residence, Westport, {. D.; business address,
WeStp0rt, 8.
For treasurer OF state-name, a. ~ curtiss;
residence. Casuewood, 8. D.; business address.
Castlewood, 6.
For snperIntendent of public instruction
name, Geo. H. Gr1ce; residence, Mitchell, -. d.
business address, Mitchell s
FOR commissioner of school and public lnnds-s
name, P.;;a.5 Rhodes; residence, Bradley Sd;
business address, Bradley, q. i.
BY THE NATIONAL SOCIAL DEMOCRAT.
For presidential elector-name Ulrich Rosley,
resldencs Aberdeen, g.. n; business address,
For presidential elector-name. RobertW. HaIre
residence, Aberdeen, q. D.; business address.
Aberdeen, SD. $1g
For superintendent OF public Instruction.
name, 9. I. Husaboe, residence. Trent. q. p.;;s
business address, Trent, 8. d.
For commissioner OF school and public lands
name. l. !. ~stearns. residence, Brookings, S. b;
business address, Brookiflgs q.
For rallr0ad c0mmissiOner-nams, d.
Blundin, residence, Lewiston, s. D.; business adj
dress. lewiston, SD.
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a ouo.a,.on From Shakespeare.

A Quotation From Shakespenre.i
An old-time subscriber and close read
er OF the GRAPHIC attempted to josh the
editor after last weeks edition was off
the press over what he affirmed was the
wrong word entirely in the quotation,
ito the manner born" Our friend in
sisted that the word manor" not "man-
ner,' should have been used. One or
two others have also taken the trouble to
give the editor a hint about the same
thing. That's where they are in error,
though 10 more, perhaps, than hundreds
OF other we'll read people, including
some pretty good wciters as well.
As we wrote 1t, and applied it, the say
ing is four centuries old. but nowhere
in the classics can be found ito the
manor born" The quotation is from
tho ghost scene in Hamlet. Hamlet is
telling Horatlo that this is the night
the king takes his rouse, drinks a toast
and go on q big "toot," or words to that
effect. Horatio asks: "Is it the GUS
tom?" to which the Dane replies:
AYE, marry, is't:
But to IN ~mind-thoueh I am native here
And to the manner born-it is a custom
More hoe ord in the breach than the observance"
Shakespeare uses the word manner
here as a synonym Of custom. The word
manor is purely English (,he estate OF
a lord.) There are no nanors in Dem
mark.
II one will take the trouble to look up
any Of the modern dictionaries contain
ing exhaustive definitions of words. this
definition Of "mannsr' will be found in
many OF them:
"MANNER-To the manner born, familiar
with something from birth. Improperly quot
cd manor"
All good writer's use the quotation "to
the manner born" as a pure ~colloQuial-
ism, as a westerner would say "our kind
of people," The quotation is so COM
monty garhled aud wrongly applied TINT
it IS worth the space here given it.
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CASTORlA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
signature sss : ~ q Zcn4Zzzs1

The progressive nations Of the world
are the great food consuming nations;
Good food we'll digestrd gives strength.
Ii you cannot digest all you eat, you.
need Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t digests
what you eat. You need not diet your
self. 1t contains all OF the digestantsl
combined with the best known tonics
and recnnstructiYes. ~ will even digest
all classes of food in a bottle. No other
preparation will DO this. 1t instantly
relieves and quickly cures all stomach
troubles. F. e. Miller. 81