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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-11-03

Mistah johnson, in the Anaconda
Standard, speaking of that "Geiger
transom racket says; "Lawd bless
ma soul, Mas'r Clark, hit am de mos
glor'us idee ever imagined foh de
reformation an putrefaction oh poll
tics, an de promotion oh de bes'
intres' oh gen'l'men who fall off de
labor ticket so dat down trodding
labor kin git show
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-11-03
NAT McGIFFIN.

Nat McGiilin, who is the candi-
date for assessor on the republican
ticket, is one of the staunch and
steadfast republicans of the county
having been resident and property
holder of Cascade county for the
past twenty years. Mr.. McGiffir
was born in Washington, Pa, March
IL, 1854. When but 10 years OF
age he removed with his parents tc
Fairfield, Ia, and grew up to man
hood in that state where they raise
republicans.
In 1880 Mr.. McGifiin came tc
Montana, and settled in Sand Cou-
lee, where he took up ranch and
engaged in the stock business,
which business he has followed
since. He was the first settler in
that locality, and later the town of
Sand Coulee was located about one
mile from his ranch.
Mr.. McGiffin has been life
long Republican, and this is the first
time he has ever been a candidate
for public Office. He is capable
and competent man to fill the posi-
tion for which he is candidate, and
he will beyond doubt be selected
by the voters of the county to rep
resent them in the capacity of as
SCISSOR.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-11-03

Coal oil, copper and Doodle are the
principal subjects of discussion by
Montana democratic newspapers and
orators in this campaign. They
have almost completely abandoned
the issues that were said to threaten
the very existence of the republic
four years ago. We no longer hear
the frantic denunciations of the gold
bugs; the heaven born ratio has been
consigned to oblivion, and the cul
minating atrocity of tariff Legislation
is now recognized by Montana de-
mocracy as subject which is advis-
able to let alone. Coal oil, copper
and Doodle have the floor in this CAM
paign.-River Press.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-11-03
VOL. X. NO. 49,.
REPUBLICAN, STATE TICKET

For Congressman
S. c. MURRAY,
of Missoula.
For Governor
DAVID E. FOLSOM,
of Meagher.
For Lieutenant Governor
A. J. BENNETT,
of Madison.
For Secretary of State
A. N. YODER,
of Silver Boy.
For Attorney General
T. J. PORTER,
of Custer.
For State Treasurer
FRANK j. EDWARDS,
Of Lewis and Clarke.
For State Auditor
G. c. PROCTOR,
of Cascade.
For Associate Justice
RUDOLF Won TOBEL.
of Fergus.
For Supt. of Public Instruction
W. E. HARMON,
of Gallatin.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-11-03

We notice on some of the candi
date cards in circulation the legend
"Populist- Democratic-Labor Party
Candidate" Can man consistent
ly uphold the principles of three
parties at the same time? 1t looks
like a case of anything to get into
Office Belt Times,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-11-03

Senator Thomas II. Carter has
done more for the state of Montana
than any representative the state has
ever had in congress. All the lies
the democrats can tell will not alter
the fact.-Great Falls Leader.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-11-03

and is a competent man to fill the
position for which the people have
nominated him. One thing is sure
that if he is elected he will do his
duty in a clear business way.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-11-03

If Mark Twain doesn't consider
lying an art, he ought to form ac-
quaintance with the editor of the
Great Falls Tribune, and be CON
vinced. For there is finished ar
tist for Marks contemplation.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-11-03

At Bonner, Mont, Col. Donovan
spoke to an enthusiastic audience of
four, including himself.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1900-11-03

All the latest styles in bogie men
at the office of w. A. Clark & Bbl.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-15

rives at Honolulu Saturday mornings.
This Company reserves the right to
make changes in the time of departure
and arrival of its steamers WITHOUT
NOTICE, and it will not be responsible
for any consequences arising there
from.
Consignees must be at the landing
to receive their freight. This company
will not hold itself responsible for
freight after it has been landed.
Live stock received only at owners
risk.
This company will not be responsible
for money or valuables of passengers
unless placed in the care of the pursers.
Passengers are requested to purchase
tickets before embarking. Those fall
ing to do so will be subject to an adj
ditional charge of twenty-five percent.
The company will not be liable for
loss Of, nor injury to, nor delay in de-
livery of baggage or personal effects Of
passengers, or freight of shippers, be-
y0nd the amount of 800, unless the
value of the same bedeclared when re-
ceived by the company, and an extra
charge be made therefor.
All employees of the company are for
hidden to receive freight without deliv-
ering shipping receipt therefor in the
form prescribed by the Company, and
which may be seen by shippers upon
application to the pursers of the Com
pany's steamers.
Shippers are notified that II freight
is shipped without such receipt 1t VIII
be solely at the risk of the shipper.
G. L. WIGHT, President.
S. B. ROSE, Secretary.
CAPT. T. X, CLARKE, Port Supt.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-15
S. S, ClAUDINE,
MACDONALD, Master.
MAUI.

VIII leave Honolulu every Tuesday
at 5 P. NJ, touching at Lahaina, Ka-
hului, Nahiku, Hama Hamoa and Kipa-
hulu, Maui. Returning, touches at
above named ports, arriving at Homo
lulu Sunday mornings.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-15
ON MONDAY. NOV. 26,
AT 70 O'CLOCK NOON.

At my salesroom, SO Queen street,
Honolulu. will sell at public auction,
by order of the Treasurer, Mr.. ]. p.
Cooke the following certificates of stock
in the Kihei Sugar Company, Ltd, un-
less the Eighth assessment due August
l, 1900, delinquent September 30, 1900
with interest and advertising expenses
is paid on or before the day and hour Of
sale.
No. No.
Certif. Shares,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-15
German Bakery's
Bread.......

It's all right. to talk about the Bread
Mother used to Make" It's natu-
raj and praiseworthy thing to do, but
have you tried "Our Bread?" With
all due respect to mother, we believe
that "Our Bread" is just little better.
1t has made a hit with lots of people
let it make the same with you.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-15
THE YOKOHAMA SPECIE BANK
LIMITED.
LIMITED.
HEAD OFFICE. YOKOHAMA.

HEAD OFFICE, YOKOHAMA.
The Bank buys and receives for col
lection Bills of Exchange, issues Drafts
and Letters Of Credit an transacts a
general ba king business.
INTEREST ALLOWED:
On fixed deposits for u months, 4 per
cent per annum.
On fixed deposits for months, Sh per
cent per annum.
On fixed deposits for months, 8 per
cent per annum.
Branch of the Yokohama Specie Bank.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-15

EVIDENTLY REFERS TO BRYAN.
The man who sows discord among
the people for his political profit who
arouses class hatred in a land where
there should be no classes, in order that
he may get an office, is Enthusiastically
working his own undoing.-Chicago
Record.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-15
WILDER'S STEAMSHIP CO. LID
S. s. KINAU,
FREEMAN, Master.
MOIOKAI. MATT. HAWAII

Steamer KINAU will sail from Homo
lulu on Tuesdays at IL noon, for Kau-
nakakai, Lahaina, Maalaea Bay, Kihei,
Makena, Kawaihae, Mahukona, Lau-
pahoehoe and Hilo.
Returning, will sail from Hilo on
Fridays at 10 a. M, for above named
ports, arriving at Honolulu on Satur-
days.
Passengers and freight will be taken
for Makena, Mahukona, Kawalhae, Hi
10, Hakalau, Honomu, Papaikou and
Pepeekeo.
Passengers and PACKAGES ONLY
will be taken for Kaunakakal, Lahai-
ma, Maalaea Bay, Kihei and Laupahoe-
hoe.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-15
s. s. LEHUA
BENNETT, Master.
MOLOKAI, MAUI, LANAI.

Sails every Monday for KauGakakai,
Kamalo, Maunalei, Kalaupapa, Laha-
inc, Honolua, Olowalu. Returning ar
rives at Honolulu Saturday mornings.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1900-11-15
NEW BOOK BULLETIN.
THE GOLDEN RULE bazaar
s1S FORT STREET.

I'm Circling Lamps"-by Attsheler.
'Resurrection"-byC Count Tolstoi
1.-THE Road to Paris"-by Stephens
1.-THE Banker and the Bear"-by Web
ster.
Unto the Heights Of Simplicity"-by
Reimers.
"A Mans Undoing"-by Mrs. Lovett
Cameron.
"Our Presidents and How We Make
Them"-by Mcclure.
"The Sledge"-by Risley.
Bob, Son of Battle"-by Ollivant.
1.-THE Black Terror-A Russian Rom
ance"-by Legs.
"Boy"-by Marie Corelli.
1.-THE Waters of Edera"-by Oinda.
"Red Blood and Blue"-by Harrison
Robertson.
1.-THE Enthusiastically Edith Wharton.
and scores of others just as good, and
something to suit the taste of all
classes Of readers.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06
The Court Needed Posting,

A trial was progressing at the City
Hall police court when the Judge espied
IN group Of young girls minglng In
the large audience a delinquent wit
ness whom 1t was urgent he interview
"Mr. Marshall" his honor exclaimed,
"have that young lady step here"
Which young lady, your honor?"
Il don't know her name - the one
with the light straw hat and dark
skirt" the court added. The clew was
insufficient.
what kind Of waistT inquired tn
marshal
"Rufile on the sleeves and trimmed
with-er-the usual sort of what d'you
call en-" said the court.
II understand. You mean leg of NUT
ton sleeves, wlth-er--wha his name
attachments" replied the marshal in
faint hope Of striking the technical
term.
mo; not exactly" said the Judge.
would you recognize an empire
gown If you saw one, Mr.. MARSHALL"
Upon oath, no; wouldn't swear to
It."
"Well, l know 1t wasn't an empire
gown or Mother Hubbard. don't
think you understand much about fe-
male apparel"
But here the young lady generously
stepped forward, while little boy
laughed, and the marshal threatened
to send him to the penitentiary for life.
st. Louis Post Dispatch.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06
Long Distance Ticket. wanted.

He was long. lean, lank and raw
boned. and he shambled up to the tick
ct window at the Union passenger sta.
tion much after the fashion of scared
canine when he approaches his master
to receive well earned thrashing. He
got as far as the outside railing and
stood there with a bashful blush gaz.
Ing at the man behind the brass bars.
Come In. come in. Make yourself at
home" was the encouraging welcome
from within. He accepted the invita-.
tion and brought up against the marble
ticket counter with more confidence In
his face.
Say. thar" he said In half whisper
to Harry Hansen. as this the place
where you get tickets for the kyarsY'
Yes. Where do you want to go?
Hurry up; we're rushed"
well. sir" he replied shifting a
square inch Of plug tobacco from one
cheek to the other. "hev you all got
emmy long distance tickets inter Ken
tucky"
His case was equaled by that of the
old lady with the sunbonnet who said:
Il want ticket to Platte county"
What place in Platte county?" in
quired the ticket man.
mo place In Platte county. I want
to go to Platte county, and it's none Of
your business where I'm going to visit.
You sell me the ticket to Platte county,
and III get there."-St. Joseph News.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06
Painful Result. of stoutne..

A stout man lifted himself into a
Heights car the other morning and took
the only vacant seat. Pretty soon a
lady came aboard, and the stout man
quickly arose to tender her his place.
AS he reached standing position the
chr suddenly started. and he sat down
with sound like broken slat. Blush
Ing deeply. he once more struggled to
his feet and was about to step out into
the aisle when the motorman saw a
wagon on the track and fiercely ap-
piled the brakes. The car stopped so
suddenly that the stout man doubled
over on a thin young man in the front
seat and almost cracked his slender
neck. The young man pushed the dents
out of his derby hat and muttered
some remarks that were not compli-
mentary to fat people In general.
Then the fat man braced himself for
the third time, and the lady sympathet-
ically remarked. please don't trouble
yourself" But the fat mans spirit
wns up. He crowded out into the aisle
and filed It so full that the lady could
not get by him; then, with a polite
wave Of his hand, he indicated the seat
and backed out of the way.
THANK you!" said the lady very
sweetly. But l get off at the next
stop"
Then the fat man went out and filled
up the back platform.--Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06
Az She Described II.

IT was the first day of school,. The
bell had tapped, and the little children
OF the secondary primary were sitting
upright In their seats, hands properly
folded and with round eyes fixed on
the new teacher. taking q mental in.
ventory.
She was bit nervous. 1t was her
first school The children made her
"ddgety." they stared at her SO hard
and watched her so narrowly.
She began to feel like q, mouse that
Is within the clutches of n cat. She
cast about wildly in her mind for some
occupation to begin the first day. She
regretted bitterly that she had not ar
ranged some definite plan of campaign.
Then her face frightened She would
find out what the children already
knew. Question followed question,
touching on divers subjects.
Now. who knows what a skeleton
lsP' asked the teacher, smiling coax
ingly.
The little girl wearing the pink ging-
ham apron and occupying the back
seat waved her hand wildly and work
ed her mouth in frantic endeavor to get
teacher" to look at her.
'Well. what is it?'
"A skeleton" said the tot, twisting
her apron In her fingers, ''ls a map
who has his insides outside and his
outsdes off. denver Tines.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06
A Curious Coincidence.

The letters 10 N" might be supposed
to possess mysterious charm, as they
form the termination of many of the
most distinguished names in history
No other letters of the alphabet will
furnish 30 remarkable a coincidence as
may be found In the following list
made up from ancient and modern
names: Aaron, Solomon, Agamemnon,
Scion, Bion. Phocion, Bacon. Newton,
johnson, Addison, Crichton, Person.
Button. Montfaucon, Tillotson, Fene.
lon. Massillon, Warburton, Leighton
Lytton, Walton, Anacreon, Ben Jon.
son, Milton, Byron, Thomson, Tenny-
son, Anson, Washington, Napoleon,
Wellington, etc.
A Greek scholar has called attention
to very curious coincidence about the
name Of Napoleon. If you take away
the first letter of his name, you have
"apoleon;" take away the first letter of
that word, and you have ''poleon;" do
this successfully down to the last syl-
liable, and you have. leon" "eon" and
"on." Put these several words togeth-
er In this order, Napoleon on oleon leon
con apoleon poleon, and you have a
Greek phrase the literal translation Of
which is Napoleon, being the lion of
peoples. went about destroying cities"
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06

boy who spent most of his time In til,
studios watching the artists draw ant
paint and wishing he could do tn,
same.
What kind of pencils do you use p
he said one day, and they gave hin
one OF the kind. That night he tried to
make figure he had seen one of the
artists draw, II seemed so easy. But
he could not do the same kind of work
Perhaps haven't the right kind OF
paper" he reasoned. II will get q
piece tomorrow" Even the right kind
Of paper did not help him any.
II need studio and an easel" was
his next conclusion. IL have the de-
sire; surely all need now are the
necessary surroundings"
A few years of impatient waiting
passed before he secured the "neces-
sary surroundings" and when he had
them all and still found 1t impossible
to draw the truth dawned upon him.
Il know what is wrong" he cried,
throwing down his pencil. ~ know
nothing of the principles Of art. I
must learn them first"
He was still young when his name as
great painter was known on two con-
tinents. He had learned the .princi-
ple." A bit of brown paper and n
burned match would then enable him
to draw as easily as all the art essen
tials.--AIln Partlan In Success.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06
Holding His Job For Him.

"Of all the excuses have ever heard
from people for not paying their bills"
said collector for prominent firm
the other day, II got the neatest today
from very wealthy man who always
owes the house bill. No matter
whether the bill is for $40 or 500. he
always pays S5. have gone back the
next week and got S5 more. and once |
went back twice in one week. and he
paid me So each time and seemed glad
to see me. got to know him pretty
well, and the other day asked him
why be did not.pay 1t all, as knew he
had the money"
"'Well, said the old fellow, IF l pay
you everything | owe you at one time
you will collect so fast that pretty soon
you will be out of job for the want of
something to collect
II don't know whether that was his
reason or not. but let the subject drop
and am just going around there now
FOR another Memphis Scimitar.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06
The Money LIN ELL. packet.

young Pittsburger arose from his
bed one morning and. dressing. went
kown stairs to breakfast. AS he sat at
the table he carelessly put his right
land Into his trousers pocket and was
turprised to find 1925. He knew that
when he retired for the night he had
just 25 cents and had fallen asleep
while wondering where he could bor-
row money the next morning. He was
highly elated over the discovery. for,
although he thought long and hard,
he could not remember how he had
come into the possession of the money.
After work that day he took a friend
to the opera and later to supper. When
he returned home about midnight, a
brother stepped into his room and said.
Harry, did you pay that bill for me
today"
The young man was almost dum-
founded. 1t all came to him at once.
Shortly after he had retired the pre-
vious Dight his brother had entered the
room and, placing the money In his
trousers pocket, said: "Say, old man,
when you 20 down town tomorrow,
wish you would pay Mr.. that bill
owe him. promised to let him have
1t by tomorrow"
The young man was doing at the
time, and that accounts for his failure
to remember what his brother had said
to him. He was kept busy borrowing
from friends to make up the amount
the next day, and he declares that
hereafter his brother will have to pay
his own billa-Pittsburg Chronicle.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06
The errors Of society.

sNN cffOEs VI COCttNys
The dark blots that divorce makes I,
society are too easily seen and too sa,
to write much about, so | will Civ
only a few incidents of the absurd an
humlllating positions in which peopl
may be placed: once occupied a sea
on the grand stand at the Newport Ca
sino during tennis match. After |
had been in my seat short time, q
man knew, once divorced, but remar.
rled, came In with his new wife and
occupied the two seats on my left, and
few moments later the woman from
whom he had been divorced and who
had also remarked came in with her
new husband and sat directly on my
right Whether the ticket agent ar
ranged this for joke I am not pre-
pared to say, but all went we'll until
grew tired Of the game and got up,
leaving the four in a straight row.
which made an interesting picture for
few moments. The four soon realiz-
ed, however what people were staring
and smiling at, and, looking daggers
at one another, Immediately rose and
disappeared In the crowd. The incl
dent amused the lads and misses very
much.
A lady know very well in New
York. who was giving dinner party,
told me she always dreaded the ar
ranging of her guests at her tables,
lest she put people together whom the
"law had set apart" as she put It,.
1T would be perfectly dreadful to seat
gentleman beside lady to whom he
Is paying alimony"- Set.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06

only pins. The L team bowled a
very lucky game, as is evidenced by
the totals of strikes and spares, else
they would have been defeated by
nearer 163 than only 63 in the totals
for the two games. Next Wednes.
day evening the B and g teams will
continue the debate.
FALLS TEAMS CHALLENGE.
The Second High eleven of Cuyaho-
ga Falls challenges any Akron team
of average 12o pound weight to a
game of foot ball. Address box 397,
Cuyahoga Falls.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06
II Was Scratched.

"Years ago in California" said a
western man, ian acquaintance OF
mine was on stagecoach that pair
OF bandits went through The ii pas.
sensers were all made to get out and
stand In row, with their hands high
over their heads. One burly rufilan
stood guard over them with double
barreled shotgun, while the other en-,
gagged In the pleasing task OF relieving
them OF their valuables and spare
cash. u
My friend was nearest the man
with the shotgun. While the ceremo.
niles were in progress his nose began to
Itch, and instinctively he started to
lower one hand to scratch It, Hands
mp. there? came the stern order, and
bis hand went automatically back into
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06
Gounod's Opinions.

Music is the most beautiful art, but
1t is the most detestable profession.
But is not that right? That which be-
longs most to heaven should fare worst
on earth.
The public moves much faster than
the Individual, and therefore the lndi.
vidual must place himself before his
age If he desires not to be behind it.
Wagner has some idea Of this sort. It
is a necessity which every true artist
must realize. Great men may be said
to be for every age save their own.
Small men are for their own and none
observation-disclosures" in Macmil-
lan's.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06

The prudent man never buys the
fruit which Is marked with the highest
prices. and his motive Is not merely
economy. He knows that the second
grade fruit ls ripper than the most ex-
pensive. which in nine cases out Of ten
Is too green to be eaten Immediately.
1t Is held at high prices because the
dealer knows that II will keep, and as
II rlpens and grows better fit for hui
man consumption its price will be re-
duced. That is the stage of the fruit
when the price is lowered for the first
time. 1t Is then ripe and In condition
to be eaten. And the prudent man who
doesn't always feel that he has got the
best article only when he pays the
most for 1t buys his fruit at the marked
down prlce,--New York Sun.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1900-11-06
Advantage. Of Long sentence,


The last summer, when was on my
way back to Vienna from the appetite
cure In the mountains. fell over a
cliff In the twilight and broke some
arms and legs and one thing or another
and by good luck was found by some
peasants who had lost an ass. and they
carried me to the nearest habltation,
which was one of those large, low,
thntch rooted farmhouses. with apart
ments in the garret for the family and
cunning little porch under the deep
gable decorated with boxes of bright
colored flowers and cats on the ground
tioor large and light sitting room,
separated from the milk cattle apart
ment by partition, and In the front
yard rose, stntely and fine, the wealth
and pride of the house, the manure
pile
That sentence Is Germanlc and shows
that ! am acquiring that sort OF mas.
terry of the art and spirit OF the Ian
gpage which enables man to travel
all lay In one sentence without chang.
Ing cars Mark Twain In "The Man
That Corrupted Hadleyburg."