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Douglas Island news., 1900-11-07

New golf capes in the latest patterns Iindstrom's.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1900-11-26

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northeast corner of next survey above
made, made for A. Weybisld; thence
with eDst boundary Of said Werliski and
west boundary Of thissurvsy south I-2o
west, So, 395 varas 20 the north line Of
g. Jagou's Gao acre tract a stake az a
wire fence; thence with said JagOu's
lire, south 30 1-2c east 60 varas 70 the
northeast corner Of same; thence with
east boundary Of same s l42o west $50
vatas to stake in sinders on line Of said
Werbiski and where it strikes said ia
Rou's line; thence with said boundary
line Of Werbiski south 1-2o west 1899
voras TO the place Of beginning Bearing
two posts Z - w variation 1-4o L.
said tract containing 20,353 acres, more
or less, from which is excepted 200 acres
in the southeast coruer thereof set spart
as "Ebmestead."
Said two tracts containing in all a.
$50 acres, more or less.
Said land viii be sold to. satisfy III
debt secured by said trust deed, and
such title will be given as Is vested il
said trustee. G. II. MARIS,
Substituted Trustee.
Brownsville, Texas, Nov. srd., 1900.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

which will nourish and build up the
body, and increase its vital power. Such
a medicine is DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery. 1t enriches the blood,
purifes it, carries off the clogging waste
of the system, increases the nutrition of
the body, and produces a sound, healthy
condition with abundant vital power and
physical energy.
David Duggins, Esq, of Jones, Ohio Co., Ky,
writes: when l began taking DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery I think had nervous
or general debility of three years duration. /
took three bottles of the Discovery During
the time I was taking it my sleep became more
refreshing and I gained fifteen pounds weight,
and also gained strength every day. It has been
six months since I took the medicine and still
have reasonable health. l am willing to have
you publish this, and also my former letter,
If you wish to, and If it proves to be of benefit
to any afflicted person / will feel we'll repaid"
There is no alcohol or other i~ntoxicant
In Golden Medical Discovery" neither
opium O other narcotic drugs.
The dealer who offers a substitute for
the Discovery" is seeking to profit
himself, not to help you. Insist on hav-
ing Golden Medical Discovery"
DR.. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser is sent free, on receipt of stamps
to cover cost of mailing only. Send Fl
n : cent stamps for edition in paper
cover, or 81 stamps for cloth binding.
Address DR.. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
FREE OF CHARGE.

Any adult suffering from a cold settled
on the breast, bronchitis, throat or
lung troubles Of any nature, who will
call at Ireland's Drug Store will be pre-
sented with a sample bottle of Bosch
ee's German Syrup, free of charge. On
ly n bottle given to one person, and
none to children without order from
parents. No throat or lung remedy ev-
er had such a sale as Boschee's German
Syrup in all parts of the civilized world.
Twenty years ago millions Of bottles
were given away, and your druggists
will tell you its success was marvellous.
1t is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physi-
clans. One rs cent bottle will cure or
prove its value. Sold by dealers in all
civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
AUGUST FLOWER.

1T is a surprising fact" says Prof.
Houton, that In my travels in all parts
of the world, for the last ten years, ]
have met more people having used
Green's August Flower than any other
remedy, for dyspepsia, deranged liver
and stomach, and for constipation. ]
find for tourists and statesmen, or for
persons filling office positions, where
headaches and general bad feelings
from irregular habits exist, that Green's
August Flower is a grand remedy. II
does not injure the system by frequent
use, and is excellent for sour stomachs
and Indigestion" Sample bottles free
at Ireland's Drug Store. Sold by deal
ers in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
The Next Vice President.

This is the question now agitating the
minds of our leading politicians, and
while several prominent men have been
suggested, the final selection will un-
doubleday be the man who will serve
the party interests to the best advan-
tage. This is also true OF medicine.
When your stomach becomes weak and
you suffer from dyspepsia, indigestion,
constipation and iatulency or when in
need of a medicine to build up your sys-
tenor restore your appetite, you will
make no mistake, if you try that SOW
ereign remedy, Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tors. IL is backed up by fifty years of
cures, and is recommended by many
prominent physicians. 1t is also an ex-
cellent medicine for malaria, fever and
ague, and can be had of any druggist.
BE sure to give il a trial.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
PREVENTED A TRAGEDY.

Timely information given Mrs. Ge,-ge
Long, of New Straitsville. Ohio, pre-
vented a dreadful tragedy and saved
two lives. A frightful cough had long
kept her awake every night. She had
tried many remedies and doctors, but
steadily grew worse until urged to try
DR.. Kings New Discovery. One bottle
wholly cured her. and she writes this
marvellous medicine also cured Mr..
Long of a severe attack of Pneumonia.
Such cures are positive proof Of the
matchless merit Of this grand remedy
for curing all throat, chest and lung
troubles. Only Soc and $1.0O. Every bot
tie guaranteed. Trial bottles free at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

Biliousness is a condition character
lied by a disturbance Of the digestive
organs. The stomach is debilitated, the
liver torpid, the bowels constipated.
There is a loathing of food, pains in the
bowels, dizziness, coated tongue and
vomiting, first of the undigested or
partly digested food and then of bile.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's allay the disturbances of the stom-
nch and create a healthy appetite. They
also tone up the liver to a healthy &C.
ton and regulate the bowels. Try them
and you are certain to be much pleased
with the result. For sale by A. c. Ire
land.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
BEWARE OF A COUGH.

A cough is not a disease, but a symp-
tom. Consumption and bronchitis,
which are the most dangerous and IA
tai diseases, have for their first indica-
ton a persistent cough, and if properly
treated as soon as this cough appears
are easily cured. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy has proven wonderfully sue
c%essful, and gained its wide reputation
and extensive sale by It's success in cur
ing the diseases which cause coughing.
IF it is not beneficial it will not cost you
a cent. For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Consistent,

Mrs. Peck-See here, Henry Peck,
why did you buy that chattering parrot?
You've been complaining all along that
there's too much talk in this house as it
is, SO don't you think your are inconsist-
emit?
Henry Peck-Not inconsistent, nv
dear. You must remember I've always
peer opposed to monopolies. -Philadel-
phia Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
True to Himself,

do you intend to spend the balanc,
of the century in this same idle, shift
less way, my friend?" asked the phil
anthropist, who had given him {
meager handful of sold victuals.
II don't like that word balance
answered Tuffold Knutt, looking q
him with a coldly critical eye. REST
is a blamed sight better word."-Chi
cago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Modern Woodmen of America At Dem
yer, Colo, May 20 and 40, 1900.

Modern Woodmen Of America at Dem
yer, Colo, May % and 20, 1904 rate
of one and one-fifth fares on the GER
tifcate plan Is authorized, providing
there are fifty or more in attendance
showing full fare paid on going trip are
presented to joint agent, they will be
stamped by him, and honored for return
passage at one-flfth fare, not later than
three days after the closing date Of the
meeting; Sunday not to be counted; not
more than n ticket to appear on each
certificate issued. Certificates to be
available May Is to 20 inclusive. Ger
tificates showing purchase of tickets at
less than fifty cents each will not be
recognized in computing total. Certifl-
Gates showing tickets sold at less than
full tariff rate on clergy permits will not
be recognized in computing total. All
certificates to be signed by P. c. Rec
tor. secretary. Scott Bryan, ticket
agent, Union Depot, Denver, will act as
Joint agent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
THE PEcos SYSTEM.
Pscos Valley b Northeastern ny
Pecos B Northern Texas nv.
Pecos River Railroad.
The quick route to market.

This line offers exceptional facilities
to stock shippers, in the way Of rates,
time and shipping c~onveniences. Good
water and shipping pens at all principal
points.
Excellent pasturage at reasonable
rates can be obtained at several points
on this line.
Full particulars promptly furnished
upon application tu-
E. w. MARTINDELL, D. H. NICE OILS,
Actg. g. F. & P. A. General Mgr
Amarillo, Texas. Carlsbad, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what you eat.

Itartiticially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon.
structing the exhausted digestive or
gans. 1T is the latest discovered digest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach it In efficiency. 1t In.
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache, Gastralgia, Cramps and
all other results of imperfect digestion.
Price Soc. and 81. Large size contains az times
slnallslze. Book all aboutdyspepsia mailed free
Prepared by E. c. DEWITT q co. Chicago.
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Not Homer, After All.

The Rising Poet had recited several
Of his efforts to the fair young girl, and
as rising poets usually do, he paused
for comment!
Truly, said the maiden, you are the
best specimen Of Homarus Americans I
have ever seen.
The Rising Poet was even more visibly
proud than usual until he looked in the
back Of the dictionary and learned that
homarus Americans was the scientific
name for lobster.
This Is the result of allowing our
daughters to read the classics, and talk
slang, oo.-Baltimore American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

w. 8. Musser. Millheim. Pa, saved the
life Of his little girl by giving her One
Minute Cough Cure when she was dying
from croup. It is the only harmless REM
edy that gives immediate results. 1t
quickly cures coughs. colds. bronchitis,
grippe, asthma and all throat and lung
troubles. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

"Josiar," said Mrs. Corntossel, 'Tm
sure you can't find no fault with Josh
sence we've been to town"
Il can't! He didn't get home till
four o'clock this m~ornin'."
II noticed it. lou know, you told
him you wanted him to be SURE an be
out O. bed every morning before five
o'clock"
yes"
swell, the poor boys so skeered o,
you that he's been stayin' up al
night, SOS to be able to keep hi.
w~ord."-Washington star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
1T SAVED HIS LEG.

P. A. Danforth, Of La Grange, Ca,
suffered intensely for six months with
a frightful running sore on his leg. but
writes that Bucklen's Arnica Salve
wholly cured it in ten days. For Ulcers,
Wounds, Burns, Bells, Pain or Piles it's
the best salve in the world. Cure guar
anteed. Only Csc. Sold by Fischer &
Co., druggists,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
PLAYED OUT.

Dull Headache. Pains in various parts
Of the body, Sinking at the pit Of the
stomach. Loss OF appetite, Feverish-
ness, Pimples or Sores are all positive
evidences Of impure blood. No matter
how it became SO, 1t must be purified
in order to obtain good health. Acker's
Blood Elixir has never failed to cure
Scrofulous or Syphilitic poisons or any
other blood diseases. 1t is certainly a
wonderful remedy, and WI sell every
bottle on a positive guarantee.
For sale at Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
A Mean Man.

The mean man was looking happy.
Whose feelings have you hurt now? he
was asked.
My nephew's, said he. L have Just
sent him a letter asking him to accept
the inclosed hundred dollar check as a
little birthday gift.
But where does your speciality come in
on such a proposition as that?
l didn't put in any eck.-Indiana-
polls Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Suspicious Nature.

What IS your opinion 2bout your pros
poets In this war?
decline to answer, replied the Boer
general. This may be a treacherous
rnse to take my mind off business and
get my men to evolving abstruse military
theories instead Of sticking close at the
~fghting.-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

Miss Florence Newman, who has been
l great sufferer from muscular rheu-
matism, says Chamberlain's Pain Balm
8 the only remedy that affords her re-
lief. Miss Newman Is a much respected
esldent Of the village Of Gray. N. Y,
md makes this statement for the bene-
1t of others similarly afflicted. This lin
iment Is for sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

AFTER suffering from severe dyspep-
sia over twelve years and using many
remedies without permanent good, 1
finally took Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It
did me so much good I recommend It to
every one writes J. e. Watkins, Clerk
and Recorder, Chilltcothe, Mo. 1t d.
gests what you eat. Ireland's Pharma-
CIV.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Nothing Worse.

Young woman, young woman- sput-
tered the savage bachelor, whom the
sweet young thing had stirred to super
Indignation. Is that all you can think
to say? She asked sweetly. IL there
anything worse to be said? he asked;
ami with that he felt much consoled.-
indianapolis Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Moralixing Duo.

All the New York citizens have de.
nounced Sapho and now it takes a squad
of police to keep the mob straight that
wants to see the play.
Yes, and here's Mrs. William Aston
heading Mrs. Langtry's list of p%atrones
ses after all the papers had told what a
shocking play she is producing.
It's all wrong for the deluded critics
to try to keep these great moral lessons
from the public, isn't 1t?
1t looks that way.-CIeveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

]. @. Hood, Justice of the Peace. Cros-
by, Miss, makes the following state
meEt: II can certify that One Minute
Cough Cure will do all that Is claimed
for it. My wife could not get her breath
and the first dose of it relieved her. 1t
has also benefited my whole family" 1t
acts Immediately and cures coughs,
colds. Group, grippe, bronchitis, asthma
and all throat and lung troubles. Ire
lands Pharmacy,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Everything Convenient.

Our department store is fixed for a
good summer trade.
What do you mean?
Why, we've got an artificial ocean on
the twenty-third floor, with bathing
suits to rent, real sand, a board walk,
and life saving service. -Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

II had stomach trouble twenty years
and gave up hope Of being cured till I
began to use Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It
has done me so much good I call the
savior Of my life" writes w. r. Wilkin-
son, Albany, Tenn. It digests what you
eat. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Rebuttal Testimony

The Guest-Isn't your little boy
rather nervous, Mrs. Bimm?
Mrs. Bimm-No; l think not.
Little Boy-Yes, l am, ma; when
people who come here stay too long
1t makes M wriggle around and kick
my chair.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
A to the Public Taste.

This is one of the literary successes
OF the year, the bookstore salesman
said, handing out another volume.
Hints 1T suitable for young persons
to read? asked the customer.
Well, no, ma'am. Our most popular
books, you know, seldom are.-Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
obeyins the Scriptures,

Evelyn (who has just been robbed
of a kiss)-Mr. Kurate, how dare you?
Hanson Kurate (meekly)--I beg
your pardon, but l was only obeying
the Scriptural injunction: "Do unto
others as you would have others do
unto you."-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Not for Him.

Are you an advocate of spelling re
form?"
"No, by links! I'm taking a die.
tionary that costs three dollars
number, and I've got "a numbers o,
it bound and paid for."-Chicage
Times Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
.r'S drug store.
Artful.

Shrewd fellow, that Bliggins, said one
young man. He's a natural diplomat.
How did you find it out?
asked him to lend me a dollar
And he got away from it?
No. He said he hadn't a dollar, but
he'd lend me five. l might forget about
one dollar, but he could remind me of
tive.-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

a olitary
monument to
the dead sum-
iner. In the
winter of life,
active men
experience a
similar lower
ring of vital
ity. In some
the effect is
startling.
They loose
their grip on
life. They
seem like
monuments of
a buried past.
At this crisis
there is need
nf a tpadioira
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Like Cures Like.

Julius-Our book-keeper bores me to
death telling me about his blamed old
rheumatism.
Julia-Julius you haven't any mind at
all; why don't you drown him ont telling
him about how awfully / suffer with
Observation-Disclosures Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Very Shaky.

Weary Willie (reading)-Hevins! De
Squawbunk & Squawtown railroad has
gone inter the hands NV a receiver.
Prayed Fagin-I knew dat line wus
shaky. | rode ten miles on the truck
NV dat corporation once an never got so
shook up in me life.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

J. G. Kennedy, Roanoke, Tenn, says:
Il cannot say too much for DeWitt's
Hazel Salve. One box Of it cured what
the doctors called an incurable ulcer on
my jaw" Cures piles and all skin dis
eases. Look out for worthless imita-
tions. Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

"DeWitt's Little Early Risers are the
finest pills I ever used."-D. ]. Moore,
M%illbrook, Ala. They quickly cure all
liver and bowel troubles. Iraland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Quantity Not Quality.

"Why, you stiff" cried the first
heller, when it comes to usefulness
to the party Pm worth two of you'll"
"Oh! l don't know" replied the
other, Il can vote jest as often as
you, if necessary Philadelphia
Press,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 3997.1

LAND OFFICE 1T SANTA FE, N. M.
May 16, 1900.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his Intention
to make final proof In support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register or Receiver at Santa Fe, New Mex
leo, on June %, 1900, viz: John Donovan for
the lots l and 2, sec "a, tip IA II, r Q.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and ~cultiva-
tion of said land, viz:
Barney Carroll, James M. Rogers, Charles
Closson, James Richardson, all of Cerrillos,
N. NJ.
MANUEL r. OTEbo,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Report Vindictive.

Tramping Tremaine-Look, pardsy.
Dere comes n O. dem new chainless
bikes.
Growing Gruber-Aw, w'ot of it? I
don't take no int'rist. 1t don't move me
emmy.
T%ramping Tremaine-Naw! de on'y
ting dat moves you any time is a chain
less bull dorg.-Judge.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

See here, landlord, I've lost all my
money and q handful of matches besides
cant you help me out of my difficulty
for a day or two?
Certainly, here's another box Of match
ns .-LuStige Blaetter
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
Mere Amatuer insight

What is a diplomat, Uncle Bill?
A diplomat? Well, he's a man who
can do what he wants to, and at the
same time keep a lot OF other men from
doing what they want to.-Indianapolis
journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

The easiest and most effective method
of purifying the blood and in~vigorating
the system is to take DeWitt's Little
Early Risers, the famous little pills for
cleansing the liver and bowels. Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25

He-The woman was the first
temptress, you know.
She-Oh, yes. But if the nan
hadn't had more stomach than con-
science or heart he wouldn't have suc-
cumbed.-Philadelphia North Ameri-
can.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
shabby.

He-Marry me, darling, and life will
be one grand, sweet song.
She-I am not quite SURF about the
sweetness. On ten per week it could
only be a rag-time song. = Chicago
Daily News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1900-05-25
The Preachers Dilemma,

Rev. F%ourthly-I hear that Brother
Longwind has formed q new theory of
justification.
Rev. Fffthly-Yes, and now he does
not know whether to found a new sect
or write a problem novel.-New York
journal.