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Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

Kisses are always worth their face value.
 Yes, Maude, dear, of course the nose is the scenter of the face.
 The distant relative is the one who is in constant fear of your calling ol him.
 Most any man will become musical critic if he lives next door to a young girl who is continually banging the piano.
 Grocer-"Well, boy. what do you want?" Small boy-"Mom sent me for a can O somethin'; think she said con- dtmned milk"
 Do you really think women are less cruel to dumb animals than men?" "Yes. indeed. A woman can't 1iirt with q dumb arimal.'
 ''TOo many people imagine that the milk of human kindness should be served with whisky on the side said the Temperance Crank.
 People who boast that they are of the first families, says the Mana yunk Philosopher, should remember that Adam and Eve, the very first fam fly. had no ancestors"
 i've decided to quit the stage" said
  in a department store" "Qndeed." said his friend. you should do very well at the tie counter"
 What are you crying about?" ex- claimed MT Newlywed; don't I tell you I love you as much as ever?" Yes" sobbeG the bride; but you used to tell me you loved me more than ever''
 No. do not believe in saloons" said the good man; If you must have whisky, CD it al home. I say" You have a bottle in the house all the time. eh?" ''Yes. in case If emergency. I take one. 11ome nearly every day..
 Are you the editor who answers questions?" asked the lady. "Yes, madam replied the tired looking man. Well" she continued. my husband and I have made up a lovely name for our baby. and I want to know if we cant hava il patented or something - Philadelphia Record.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
LITERARY PRESCRIPTIONS.

For clearness read Macaulay.
 For logic read Burke and Bacon. For action read Homer and Scott. For cOnciseness read Bacon and Pope.
 For sublimity of conception read Milton.
 For vivactty read Stevenson and Kip ling.
 For imagination read Shakespeare and Job.
 For elegance read Virgil, Milton and Arnold.
 For common sense read BenjamSl Franklin.
 For simplicity read Burns. Whittier, and Bunyan.
 For smoothness read Addison and Hawthorne.
 For interest in common things read Jane Austen.
 For humor read Chaucer, Cervantes, and Mark Twain.
 For choice of individual words read Keats, TennySon, and Emerson. For the study of human nature read Shakespeare and George Eliot.
 For loving and patient obseIva Con of nature read Thoreau and Walton
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
A SUMMER AMBITION.

Green Trees and shady groves Buttercup an daisy; Nature sunnin' of herself Makes a feller lazy. Sleepy tunes from million wings O. the insects baskin'; Wouldn't hev a job if 1
 Could git it fer the askin'. Ruther loaf'amid the trees: Dream amid the shaddsrs. Breathin' fragrance that the wind Brings me from the medders. Brooks a-ripplin', soothin' like. Through the wood and craepin': Zephyrs whisper overhead, Lull the soul ter sleepin'. Some may folIer in the wake O ambition'S leadin'; I anne may sound enticin' call. But I'm not a heedin'. One ambitions all I hey; In the summer haZy: Let me win the championship For a-bein lazy.
 Buffalo Evening News,
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
QUESTIONS ANSWERED.

Yes August Flower still has the largest sale of any medicine in the civ iliZed world. Your mothers and grand mothers never thought of using any thing else for Indigestion or Bilious ness. Doctors were scarce and they seldom heard of Appendiciti-. Nervous ProstratiOn or Heart failure, etc. They used August Flower to clean out the system and stop fermentati5n of undi- gested food. regulate the action of the liver. stimulate the nervous and or ganic action of the system, and that is all they took when feeling dull and bad wijh headaches and other aches You only need a few doses of Greens August Flower, in liquid form. to make you satisfied there Is nothing serious the matter with you. For sale by deal CTS in all civilized countries.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
CHRISTMAS
 GIFT TO SPAIN

Madrid owes deep debt of gratitude to Queen Christina, whose name. long after her eminent services as regent of the kingdom have been forgotten. will be thankfully remembered by the peo- pie of the Spanish capital in connec- tion with her transformation of the old Campo del Moro from a tramp-infes -ed, , garbage and refuse covered wildern5 ss a plague spot and breeding place of crime-into a lovely and fairy-like park, destined to become one of the lungs, so to speak, of the most un- healthy metropolis of Europe.
 The Campo del Moro is that wide stretch of land that extends from the foot of the lofty eminence on which the stately royal palace is situated to the Manzanares river. and, in the time of the Moorish domination of Spain, was used as a camp for the Moor.sh troops, whence its name of Campo del Moro Philip II. on establishing tha capital of his Kingdom at Madrid. laid the Campo out into a series of magniG- cent gardens. and it was in the shady groves and winding walks of this love ly park that Calderon and Lope com posed their most famous poems during the reign of King Philip ".
 From that time forth the gardens, however, were allowed to fall into state of neglect. and at the beginning of the century every trace of the ter race and gardens had vanished and the Campo had become the dumping ground of refuse and offal. and so infested with criminals of every kind that in spite of occasional raids by the police it was dangerous to even pass in the neighborhood thereof after nishtfaI.
 King Ferdinand of Spain. his widow. Queen Christina. Isabella II. and even the late King Alphonso MI seemed tD be perfectly content to have the win dows of their grand palace opening onto this bowling wilderness. and it was not until the late kings widow. Queen Christina. became regent that her Hapsburg sense of order and ar tistic taste led her to take the matter in hand.
 In order to realize the task by which she was confronted, it may be men tioned that 1.500. 900 cubic yards of rub bish-the accumulation of generations had to be carried away before the lay ing out of tha grounds afresh could be commonced, and since 1890 the work has gone On almost without interrup- ton. afIcT-. ing means of livelihood to Thousands of poor people, who would otherwise have been in want.
 Fortunately the two superb marble fountains, the Fuente de las Conchas of Rodriguez, ana the ruente de los Tritones, by Berruguetes remained in a measure undamaged and here and there a few old cedar and pine tGees os
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
HERE IS A COMPARISON.

Atlanta has two departments which employ d great number of people-the police board and the board of educa- tion. Each department has a salary list of considerably over $1OO, GOO.
 The last meeting of tfe police board spent it's time in trying to force certain policemen up to payment of their debts. Gas 5 Were referred to in which members of the board had at tempted to finance imprudemt police men through their difficulties. The work was so complicated that it forced the chairman of the committee to re- sign.
 No m eting of the board of education has ever been so employed. Receiving smaller wages, and the great bulk of it going to tie slpp r, of aged fathers and mothers, the women show better business tact and more self sacrifice than do the men.
 Why should the difference exist?
 'The most suggestive sight upon which 1 have ever looked" says Cap
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
THE NEWS OF
 IRON SPRINGS

Iron Springs, Ariz., Aug. 25.-(SpsciaI
 Correspondence of The Republican)- If the old adage, Variety is the spice
 Of life" be true then the people of Iron Springs enjoyed a taste of that delicious seasoning last night in the form of a musicale. Heretofore the evening concerts have been furnished by the Indian school band, but on this occasion the boys were allowed to rang thei1 harps on the willow trees'
 and form a part of the critical audi ence that filled the pavilion. The for eiGn talent was imported, the par;ici- pants all being sumner residents of Iron Springs. and the aUdi=nc= was sur priSs ! 10 find sl much musical ability
 lurking in the hills simply awaiting an opportunity to burst forth. At o'clock every available chair and bench was occupied and even the steps al the cr.TcUce were brought into requisitiOl by ,he r 0Pl,. listening eagerly for the ope-irg uC.C of the concert. The first nuCl5g. n the programme was pi- an sob -D'A.berts "Allemande ct Cav 1tt-'-0y MT. William EGsOn Stro- bridge. MT. Strobridge's excel nt tech- uique, acquired by diligent practice, and his naturally sympathetic touch have mace him master of the piano and won for him a putt ton that needs no further comment. That his skill was keenly appreciated by the a u- dieuce was clearly shown by the hearty encore accordsi him. t5 which he re- spcnded with Chopins waltz in b-flat. and at int rvals during the evening he again fav, red the audience with the fol- lowing selections: Norwegian We'd ding march. Grieg. POlonaise' Chopin, and Romance" CSchumaulD Tha sec- ond number on the programme was cOrnet solo. Last Night" rendered by Miss Elith Kay, and accompanied by Miss Grace Andrews. Miss Kay played in her inimitable manner and greatly delighted her hearers. and although heartily applaudad. she refused to re- spond to the encore, but later on the programme she called f fTth a round of applause with little Welsh air en- titled All Through the Night"
 Alice. Where Ant ThOu2' was the name of the se.ection played by Miss Grace Andrews, and was well received, but she scored her especial success in the : con1 number, The Dance of the Damors" At the close she was greet ed with enthusiastic applause, which ceased only when she again stepped to the piano anI played 'B0nu-e Doon."
 The instrum nal music was inter- spersed with the vocal. contributed by
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
HOW'S THIS!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re ward for any case of Catarrh that can not Ge cured by Halrs Catarrh Cure.
 r. J. CHENEY & CO. Propg,,
 Toledo. O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and be lIeNe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any oblige lions made by their firm. WEST x TRUAX, Wholesale Drug gists. Toledo, O.
 WALDING, AMMAN & MARVIN Whols sale Druggists, Toledo O. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter nally acting directly upon .he blood and mucous surfaces of the system Price, Toe per bot-le. Sold by all Drug gists. Testimonials free.
 Halls Family Pills are the best.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
NEVER SAW A FOLDING BED.

A middle aged Frenchman of nbvi- ous breeding ant refinement arrived in Washington not long ago for a consid- erable stay. Until a couple Of weeks ago he put up at one of the leading down town hotels. fortnight ago, however. he Weared of hotel life and decided to live in a more private way. So he set about to find accommoda- tiOns among the high-grade boarding houses in the nUrthwgs, section. He found two larSe rooms in d well con- ducted house on K street that suited his fancy, and. paying the landlady q couple of weeks board in advance, af- ter having taken luncheon at the house to test hhe table he had his baggage sent up. He himself did not arrive at the house until quite late in the even- ing. When he did arrive he went d. rect to his room.
 The landlady, whose rooms happen ito be directly underneath those of the Frenchman. heard her lodger moving about a good deal during the night. and she wondered somewhat over the cause of his nervousness. When he ap- peared al breakfast the following morning she asked him if he had slept we'll
 Non. madame-ze slumbaire she vis> it me not a all. It is zHt I must leef. How Is It zat I can slumbaire ven zere ees no bed?"
 NO bed." exclaimed the landlady. "Surely you must be-
 Then she went off into a fit of laugh ter, and the Frenchman s,ared at her curiously. She conducted him to his room and showed hin. how to manage the folding bed. which he had taken for a clothes press, having never in his life. he declared. seen one before. He had not noiced the absence of a bed, he said. when he engaged the rooms, and when he had arrived at the house on the night before and found no bed wherein to recIine he had tried to catch
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
THE-NEWS OF
 SCOUS0ALE

-ScottsGale. Ariz., Aug. 24.-(Special correspondence of the Republican)- )- Sunday was temperance day with us. In the morning at tn usual hour of ser vice the Loyal Legion presented an al tractive program. and in the evening the Christian Endeavor prayer meeting was led by Prof. Geo. Blount, the sub ject being "The woes of intemperance. |" A black board exercise presented most forcibly the precious possession carried into the saloon, and the exchange of eternal loss and misery carried out
 Chaplain Scott is ranchlng this week. He and Mrs. Scott will soon return to Scottsdale as permanent residents.
 The Undsrhills are expected home this week from Catalina island. Late- Mrs Talcott. mother of Mrs. Underhill, will come on from New York to winter in the valley.
 Messrs. J. l.. Davis and Geo. Blount have returned from sight seeing trip to the Buckeye country. They found former Scot,sdaleites well and busy ir- rigating and booming Buckeye.
 Mir. and Mrs. w. H. Gill have gone on 2 missionary trip to the Papago Indians in southern Arizona. During their ab- sence MT. BlJunt will conduct the morning service at the mission church. and the Pimas can carry on their mid week prayer meGfng and Sunday ev ening service themselves.
 A little daughter in the Narderhoof home has done much to brighten up the aspect of things caused by shortage of water. and consequent failure in ranch ing A. K. B.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27

old and the tima was the best up to that date for any stallion. He was owned by c. w. Williams, then of IndepenGen :e. Iowa, sired by William L.. dam Lou. by Mambrino Boy.
 The sensational sale at the then uu- precedented price caused much com m mt everywhere. It was the intention of his owners to both exhibit him at race meetings and place him in the stud. He went lame slightly, however. early the next season. and has never since been seen OF race track, except occasionally when brought to the tra ciz at Terre Haute from Warren Park farm to be jogged in front of the grand stand
 Last fall h. was speeded somewhat, and horsemen were as much pleased with his straight gait as when he fin ished the world record mile ten years before
 The question is often asked if his owners pr fited by the ownership. with no revenue other than that of the stud. He has earned $234, 900 up to this season and his fees this season will not be less than $6000 more. His total cost was $l0S,O0O, as the syndicate paid $5,000 in terest on the not given in part pay ment to Williams. AXtell leads all stal- lions at his age in the number of his get in the 2:30 list and also in the 2:10 list. He also has grandchildren in the standard list and one son, Allentell,. has been making long distance worlds records in Europe. His fee in 1890 was $1 900 and was kept at that figure for three years. At present his fee is Sl00-EX
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
OUR SAVINGS BANKS.

From the annual report of the savings banks of this state it appears that 415,S70 new depOsitors took out books last year. The total deposits were in creased by $15,S5S. .004 over the total of the previous year
 The savings banks of New York re- port 2,O36,O17 depositors. They are creditors of the bank for money on deposit at interest amounting to the huge sum totaI or $S5S, ,277.
 This shows that there are S5S, ,443, PIT reasons, every one of them worth sound dollar, why the vote of New York will not pay back 100 cents de- posted ''as good as gold" with 30 cents worth of silver.-New York World.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
SAN SIMON DISTRICT
And Notes From Other SoutheI Il
 Arizona Mining Camps.

R. T. Barton returned last Sunday night from San Simon mining district where he had been to examine the Providence and Carbonate Reef prop critics. belonging to Fl PasO parties says the Tucson Star. He found the properties to have encouraging pros poets and says that he doesn't see why they should not soon be on a paying basis. He has enough faith in the claims that he purchased an interest in both and accepted the position of superintendent of them. He left on the Southern Pacific passenger this morning to commence work upon them
 The first thing he will do is to ship a car of ore to the Fl Paso smelter, the carload now being on the dump. The carload to be shipped at Cnce came from the Providence and is silver and lead it being removed while the work men were sinking a fifty-fOot shaft. Only the as sessment work has been done on the Car bOnate Reef. but it has been shown to have a vein that runs high in s iVeT.
 As soon as Mr. Barton gets the car Of ore shipped he will put q force of men at work running a tunnel in the Providence. He says that thzsa mines are in d promising district. four miles south of Stein's Pass. and tn fact that other mines near are being worked at a prof, leads him to bell ve that these properties W II soon be pig payers A mine at Granite Peak. nsar thsre. is making. regular shipments of ore. One tWelVe-hOrse. team hauls the ore to Stei"'s Pass and loaCs a car at three triIs.
 J. N. Castle has sold his silver and lead claims in the Patagonia district to J. F.. Phillips and associates of Grip pie Creek. Colo. This is the property bonded by Mir. Caste from Joe Billings ley and associates of Patagonia. a few months ago. The new owners will prosecute development work on the properties. Considerable work has all ready been done by Mir Castle and inc property is showing up fine. Nr. Cas- tie is to be congratulated on the intel ligcnt and successful manner il which he has handled his Patagonia proper ties
 Dick Brady is in from the 3C ranch inthe Catalina mountains. located nine miles beyond Oracle From MT. Hrady the Star learns that mining iS quite brisk in the district
 Captain Burgess is working a force of men on the Southern Bell gold min4.
 The COndon group of copper proper ties is hoWinE up well.
 The Leatherwood group continues to produce ore for shipment
 MT. Brady says that the Condon peo- ple have built a road from the mines out to the Benson road. and will get their supplies from Benson, a distance of from sixty-fve to seventy miles.
 He states that he can put a road f.om his ranch for less than S5.00O. to the ConGon mines, which would give the | a much better road from Tue | son to the mines at less than fifty-five | miles. and he believes he can build a good road into the Mount Lemon for | estS from his ranch for S5.00G. This IS <, all important news to Tucson mer- | chants and all citiz ns generally that | wish to avail themselves of the summer | resorts of these mountains.
 
 Acker's English Remedy Will Stop a | 'OI1uh a
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27

At S2.OO, Covert Cloths, 55 inches broad, in shades Cf gray, tan or brown. Aa $2.O0 serviceable English Tweeds in hand gray broken checks.
 broad. new weave in diamond effect with illuminated cOlors. At $45O, Scotch Cheviots, 60 inches broad, baauI,iful shades of green, gray, brown, castor.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27

Sick Headache ApsoIuteIy and Per manentIy cured by using Molh Tea. A pleasant herb drink. Cures constipa- ton and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep. work and happy. Satisfaction guaranteed or money back. 9 cents and 50 cents. Ben L. Bear, wholesale and retail druggist, Phoenix, Arzona.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
NEW GUINEA-MEXICAN SOLD MINES CORPORATION
MAJOR HOWARD. President. EREDk NILE INSOA, Manager.
10 O MONTHLY DIVIDENDS
ON PRESENT ISSUE S25o,ooo.


 ON PRESENT ISSUE S25O,ooo.
 TO PROVTDE FOR
 INCREASED WORKING EXPENSES.
 Blocks of stock in the above now being sold ISl per share fnil paid and uOn-assessablc. pay ing m ordinary dividend of per cent. per mOniI and m interim bonus of per cent. (The ad vance reports of the manaGeme n tJuStity the continuance Of a total 10 per cent. per mon 1T until 1902 when the bonus only may ceast .or few months to allow of further deer lnvcl developmentS.) NOtIcssthnn $5 allotted 10 avoid exchange FCmittauces may be sent il dollar bills bV mail. Stock rc-purchnsed. DivI icr:ds or, ss 100 g ock and above that amount pn weekly if fdesircd-hOIdcrs Q! stock below SIOt z.lonthiV. Dividends by VOuchers. sInull amount 7rmitted in casi, or bills. Original inyestmen 3ays over 500 per cent. per annum.)
 The object of this issue is tO immediatel' control an increased dcVclOpmen en fuud,an n return to give the public a highly lucrS tive investment, com bIncd with a leVc priced IcsitimGtcIy rising stock, unaffected Groking or " "chanGe" manipulatiOnS. Pal of the cOrpOratiOn's property IS situated the heart of the Indians country on tn workings date from the sixteenth centuT, and are held. by y-prtvate ownership undo agreements with the corporation. The resources have only been tapped bv Tor patience and a special arrangement wlt inc Indians. Provided there is no polite disturbance of these regions and amp working capital for extensions, the supply the precious metal should be perennial.
 Appiicn tiOns, with rcmittances, names an addresses to the Treasurer, NeWGuint Mexican Gold Mines Corporation, Fourt Floor, 6S Wall Street, New York. App cations will only he entertained strictly accordance with priority Cf receipt.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27

Acker's Dyspepsia TahIets are Sold on positive guarantee: Cures heart burn, raising of the food, distress after eating or any form of dyspepsia One little tablet gives immediate relief. 25 cents and 50 cents. Ben L. Bear. whole sale and. ret til druggist, Phoenix, Ari- Zona.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27

tain Robert J. Lowry. the banker, 'is the woman teachers presenting theil checks. Bright and sweet hammered, they count their money with s1tisfac- ton, and a greater percentage of it reaches the father, the mother, or the dep nGent family than ever takes that direction from ,he hands of men,"
 Let the police board call in the board of education for some pointers.-At- lanta Constitution.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
RESTLESS AGE OF PROGRESS.

Look here, Yesterday when ] bought this cane from you, you guar anteed that the hesd was genuine iv ory! Now I find that it Is imitation"
 ''Is that possible? Well, I get all my goods direct from Ceylon, but, of course, it is quite possible that tho elephants there have taken to using false teeth. ."-Chicago Chronicle.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27

$1.00 to 5000, English Cassimeres. in mixtures, checks, etc, a really beau tiful assortment. At $3.OO, fine English motions. 56 in- ches bread, grays, tans, oas,orz and oXfords. At $500. Scotch Cheviots, a very extra quality and beautiful colorings. A $4.OO a beautiful line of Venetian cloths. sponged and shrunk, all the new fall shadings.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27

AXteli, the great trot:ing station, is tu be sold in Nov -mber at the Ma.ispn Square Garden, New York, horse show at auction. ANtell was sold at thn fau race meeting in Terre Hau:e in l&S9 to a syndicate composed of w J. Hams ol Ter, Hau:e. Colon.l Conley. of Chica- go. since dead. aul Frank Moran and MT Brush. of Detroit. for s1O5,0OU two hours after he had made the phenomr- nal record of 2:12 to a high wheeled suky. He was then only three years
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
FOR PROBATE JUDGE

MIR. N. A. MORFORD will be a can didate for probate judge, subject to the choice of the republican county con- Vention.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
FOR ASSEMBLY VIVIAN

l hereby announce myself as candi- date for the assembly. subject to the decision of the republican county con vention. LEWIS w. COLLINS.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27
NOTICE.

All persons who have bills against the Junta Pa,riotica Mexicano de PhOe- nix, must present them before Septem- Der 1. A. SANCHEZ, President
 JULIO MARION, Secretary.
Arizona republican., 1900-08-27

I hereby announce myself as candi- date for the office of county recorder of Mariccpa county, subject to the action of the republican county convention, to be held September s.
 GEORGE A. MAUK.