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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-10-04
A Strong Hint.

Harry wanted to give Lucy birth
day present, but could not makeu his
mind what it should be; so the next
time he called he frankly told her the
under which he was laboring.
"Want to make me present, Harry
exclaimed Lucy in we'll counterfeited
estonishment. "Why, Harry, you for
get yourself!"
Harry took the hint and offered him
self on the spot
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-10-04

Dr. Picrces Pellets cure biliousness.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-10-04
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
ssDlaests what YOU eat.,s

If you want e. lest Laundry
W. TX hat cun be don, in Iowa;
take your Lundle to Ed Bradley
agent for Eagle Laundry, Council
Bluffs. Remember the basket
leaves every Tuesday and returns
every Friday. If
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-10-04
just
The
Blues.

Many woman dresses to go out, feels
irresolute sits down, and falls into fit
of respondent musing. Ask her what's
the matter, and she'll probably answer
"Just the blues" And what are the
blues? Only another name, i'll general,
for disordered liver and diseased
stomach Cleanse the liver, heal the
stomach, purify the blood, and tllcre'll
be no more blues. 1t can be done by
the use of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. This medicine puts the dis
eased organs of digestion and nutrition
into condition Of sound health. 1t
eliminates from, the blood all impure and
poisonous substances, and cleanses the
clogged liver. 1t contains neither al
cohol nor narcotics.
nj had liver complaint for the past fifteen
years, complicated with dyspepsia and gall
stones writes Mrs. N Bernier. Of 461 Elm ST.,
Oshkosh, Wis. III doctored with seven Of our
prominent doctors, and not O. all of them
have done me the good. nor begun to do what
your medicines have. have used three bottles
of DR. Picrcc's Golden Medical Discovery, one
vial Of his Pleasant Pellets, and one bottle Of
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, and have
gained about eighteen pounds since first began
to take these remedies"
Dr. Pierce's Pellets cure biliousness.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-10-04

81 had trouble with my eyes the 9th
er day and went to an eye doctor. He
told me to get glasses. Well, / took a
few glasses and saw things that l new
er cav before. Why, do you know l
had such trouble got my toung twist
ed around my eye tooth and couldn't
see what | was going to say ."-Ex
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-10-04

Nonpariel: Few realize the extent
to which horse stealing has been CARL
ed on in this vicinity this summer aud
fall because many of the reports have
not reached the public prints for rea-
sons best known to the officers. 1t was
stated yesterday at the city jail, that
during the month of September
twenty-six horses were stolen, one for
every working day in the month. In a
few of these cases, the horses had stray
ed and were soon returned.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1900-10-04

Lord Dufferin has the reputation of
being one of the finest linguists in the
United Kingdom. This facility for
acquiring languages has been of in
finite service to him as ambassador at
four European courts. When he was
governor general of Canada, a quarter
of century ago, he visited McGill
college, Montreal, and was addressed
by the students in four addresses
English, French, Latin and Greek.
Without moments hesitation Lord
Dufferin replied to each address in
succession in the language in which it
was couched.
According to Herr Reinmann, there
is no relation between rancid paste and
the odor of butter and the quantity of
free acid found it. The greater the
amount of caseine and of milk sugar
in butter, the more quickly does it be-
come rancid. 1t does not appear that
light and air exercise any direct in
lluence upon the process. Butter made
from sterilized cream will rarely be-
come rancid, but if brought in contact
with rancid butter it will turn in q
few days.
d A Cox attended the Washing
ton County Fair at Blair, Neb..
last week and walked off with q
bunch of premiums on his ch ole
Poland China hogs that he may
we'll be proud of. He took first
premium on the following: Male
from six to twelve months old
also second on this class; first on
SOW any age or breed and first on
male any age or breed. He also
took first on best pen, one male
and four females, over about I25
head of others. Out of ten pigs
that he took over he sold five while
at the fair.-W oodbine Chronicle.
DR. Donaldson Smith, the Phila.
delphia explorer, recently reached
Cairo after remarkable journey
to Lake Rudolf and Sefanie. From
Uganda he was conveyed down the
Nile from Khartoum in an Anglo.
Egyptian gunboat,the first vesse,
to traverse the Nile since the
cutting of the sudd.Dr Smith hat
accomplished considerable interet
ing work in hitherto unexplored
regions.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
WHO SHALL ISSUE PAPER CURRENCYe

bmetaIists
supplementng the volume OF
gold sill
credit
involved
ho have he o credit?
OF rebellion
thereof national
rency costt EN- probably $O(0OO0 a
it.
0
a be
the people
Democratic
furnished
currency be free of cost
Republican policy
mated, that policy will a
a
equity punish
ing booth to reward the grand larceny peeatd nation?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
MACHiNE-MADE MILK.

a stock company is forming" says
a promoter, quoted by the Philadelphia
Record, 'for the manufacture and dis
ributiOn of artificial milk on a vast
scale. Our chemists tell us that the
article is just as nutritious as the best
cows milk, and we are experimenting
with it on babies and sickly persons
with most gratifying results in the way
OF Increase of weight and so on, and
we shall embody the details of these
experiments, with before and after pic
lures, in the prOspectuseS that we are
already getting out. The little factory
where we are now making our milk is
in wooded hollow back of Valley
Forge. 1t is a most cleanly plant. The
water, fat, albumen, casein and sugar
which we use for bases are all of the
finest quality. Our gaSeS-carbOnic
acad, oxygen, nitrogen and sulDhuret-
ted hydrogen-are filtered three times
in our patent gas filter before we use
them. Our kreotin. peptOn and tyroSin
are soaked for twenty-four hours IN
pure spring water tanks. There are
other constituents besides-I can't give
their names away-and they, too, are
washed with the utmost care. Arti-
fetal milk is, altogether, asmuch clean
er thing than the natural product.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
|ls!I!illf.|1Ij1JII.
Route:

Salt Lake City. May S. 1900.
Why, of course you have heard Of
the Burlington. Everybody has.
Nevertheless you will be surprised
when you see the train. It's a wonder
and that diner is immense, the meals
cannot be eXcelleG; the neatness OF
the napery, courteous walters, cleanIi-
ness and service in general are an
petizers. The improvements in track
have made the Burlington almost
noiseless. You can sleep in a sleeper.
dine in a diner, smoke in a smoker
read in a library car and recIine in a
reclining chair car all under one roof.
And TO make this whole thing go the
Burlington has the largest engines in
the west. They are as high as a house.
as fast as a whirlwind, and weigh ia
tons each. You should go Ove~ this
road to see and ride behind one OF
these monsters.
Two trains a day from Denver to
the east. The Chicago Special leaves
Denver at p m, the Vestibuled Flyer
at 10 p. m, for all points east. Through
sleepers daily. ogden, Salt Lake. Provo
to Denver, Omaha and Chicago via Rio
Grande Western and Burlington
route.
Tickets at offices Of connecting lines
Ticket Office, PA South West Temple
street, Salt Lake City.
R F. NESLEN.
General Agent.
c. P. PRUITT.
Trav. Pass. and Freight Agent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
THE HERALD'S YANKEE EDITION.


applied
under the d
Baltimore Herald and the
his direction the
the west describing the
it purely an
Of the without
The has reached the halfway
Herald placed
of the
edition viii be sent eastern investors
what
appreciation OF court
all this
its eastern
In
Iaker local
the
prominent
of the reading public
considerable benefit from the edition
a these adj
appreciated edition in
adva of it's
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
FASHIONABLE THIEF.

The fashionable thief. it would seem,
Is a distinct, if somewhat cryptic factor
OF London society He holds his definite
plate there, like the alcoholic cabman and
the miserly iandlady. The other day, in a
lepIssehtatlVe sense, he was caught red
ndhdst- AT smart wedding he proved
less hinole-nngured than so polite a de-
authorized. 1t was altogether, an ex-
tIemely sad case. At the church door ne
attempted TO pick the pockets OF two
t 1auisS, ana StOny-hearted poncefhan
heeuieSS OF the fact that his delicate SIKH
was only exploited among the most re-
hned circles, inexorably "nabbed him.
his attitude, when he was brought INTO
court, grew curiously confidential No
american thief would have presumed 10
commIngle so much plaintiveness with so
much audacity. He had a horribly GRIM
maj past. and belonged TO a gang or
1ashlonable thieves who haunted the
smart weddings at Westminster abbey
ana IKE structures, not to speak OF Rot
Ton Row, during the height of the season
put sVFth mournTuI urbanity ne sald 10
the Judge: You will notice, sir, that my
mead, and that twice my convictions nave
Deen only for attempting. / have never
Deen convicted, that is, for highway rob-
berry or burglary
The judge, not awed by this outburst OF
confidential impudence, informed the pris-
oner that although he described himself
as a "iabOrer." he nevertheless appeared
in. the get-up of a gentleman who attends
weddings, and that his revolving career
had extended over seven years To winch
with touching candor. he rephed:
nope you Will look at both sides, my lOIu
have been exceedingly unsuccessful.
Is there an American thief on earth who
would have kneaded villainy and Simple.
lty together with so slight a sense OF
humor? $50 much the better for the
public it was answered; and his fash
ionable thiefship was sentenced to hard
labor for a year
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
SHORT STORIES.
Gen. Collins Views.
Boston Post1


General Patrick A Collins, who is as
sound and wise a Democrat as this gen
GRAFTON has produced, sums his conclus-
ions as to the duty of the hour is one
short and pregnant sentence: The only
remedy ] as a Democrat can see for eX-
listing political and industrial evils is to
vote the straight Democratic ticket"
Either Bryan or Mckinley VIII be the
next president, General Collins goes on to
point out, and, while the finical voter will
not get all he wants by the election of
either, he will get all that is practicable
The election of Bryan will mean the
prompt arrest of our progress from a re-
public to an empire and viii check the
growth of Industrial monopoly. The cleo
ton of Mckinley will mean the continu-
ance of the policy of conquest and rule
over alien people that want independence,
and tins fostering of gigantic trusts.
The alternative before each voter is
pretty clearly set forth by the facts of the
situation, which are clear to all; and
as General Collins says, this is not the
time for any sober man to waste his vote
Cor barren ideal. The choice must be
made upon those facts which are vital.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
CHESS AND INSANITY.

death this
champion
Paul beyond
lived Morphys
could died
Mophy failure all have
gained remarkable
is popular impression that
we'll History not this
to
1t has been that
Napoleon Dsonaty
dnate official could
Chess peculiar
uy may be possessed by otherwise ordinary
Of intellect
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
ANTI-IMPERIALISTS FOR BRYAN.

anfpe-
rsts at Indianapolis
Republicans believing
them
Others of Mckinley
ago.
Such stand for all that
OF the republic The ani-mpeialis
embodied
Cor
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
VESTS CONSTITUTION.
Chicago Tribune.l

With little care, SENATOR" said
his physician, you are good for many
years yet. Having an unimpaired con-
stitution''-
Constitution exclaimed Senator
Vest, momentarily forgetting where he
was and gesturing vehemently. THE
constitution, sir, thanks to the on
slaughts of the party in power is a
hopeless wreck, and liberty lies pros
trate in the dust, bleeding at every
porei'
Then he took a fresh chew of Mis-
souri, long green and said he believed
he felt better.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
A Negro Department Store.
(Cineinnati Enquirer.l

a department store. the main purpose
of which will be to elevate the negro, will
be established next fall in Chicago by
the Rev. J. NJ. Townsend. of Allen NJ Z.
temple, colOred church, who has been
elected field secretary of the African
Methodist Episcopal mission work, with
headquarters in Chicago. II maintain, -
he said today, that the great need of
the negroes is employment in something
more than mental lines. The negro prob
lem is not one of the race. but of the in
dividuaL In connection with my church
work in Chicago. I will run the depart
ment store, and | have the capital in
view. White and colored men will be the
stockholders, and white and colored will
have employment on the basis of ability.
The money power will raise the negro as
it has the CIV, who was once as much
prosecuted as the negro is now"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
Experience Teaches.
philadelphia North American

The Democrats of North Carolina, who
have disfranchised the negroes in spite OF
the Declaration OF independence and the
federal constitution, are sons of liberty
when ii comes to imposing government
on the FilioinOs without their consent.
This is patiently inconsistent. of course,
but isn't it better that the Democracy
should approve Of freedom somewhere
than notsat all? Moreover. the people of
the south have had so much practical ex-
perience Of, the race problem that they
may be excused for not thinking it wise
to add the unassamilable Filipino to the
indigestible African
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
A SERIOUS Loss.

At a recent fire in Cambridge, Mass.
an occupant of the damaged house was
bewailing the loss of her purse. Sew
eraI fremen Joined in a search for the
missing pocKetbOok, but after spend
ing some time in their quest were still
unsuccessful. Finally the chief said to
the woman: How much was in the
pocketbook p" AS she answered, Fifty
eight cents" the look of disgust on
the chiefs face was too evident to be
mistaken.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
TIME CARD,
in effect
JULY II, 1900.
|ms5Js
Depart.

Depart.
Chicago special for Ogden, Cache
VSlley, Omaha, Chicago, FDen-
veT, Kansas City and St Louis
<sAIixed train for Garfield Beach,
Tooele and Terminus. ...--
Nail and express for Tintic,
Mercur, Provo, Nephi and
manu-
Northwest special for Ogden,
Butte, Helena, Portland, San
Francisco and intermediate
points ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Overland Limited for Ogden.
Omaha, Chicago, Denver, Kan
sas City, st. Louis and San
FRANCISCO .......-........---- L
Limited Fast Mail for Ogden,
Denver, Kansas City, Omaha,
st. Louis. and Chicago.
Snail and EXPRESS for Provo,
Nephi, Milford and informed
late points .......
Pcrtland-Butte Express for
Ogden, Butte, Helena, Portland,
San Francisco and informed
late points ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. i
Arrive.
Limited Fast Mail from Ogden,
Chicago, Omaha, St Louis
LNc4ASINS lily anu OG4AN
Northwest Special from Ogden,
Portland, Spokane, Butte,
Helena and San F'rancisco-.-.
oMail and Express from Milford,
NeDhi, Provo and intermediate
points -..--...-..........
Overland Limited from Ogden,
Chicago, St. Louis, Kansas
City, Omaha, Denver and San
Francisco ....................
"+1iXed Train from Garfield
Beach, TOoele and Terminus
Cache Valley Express from Pres
ton, Logan, Brigham, ogden
and intermediate points.
Mail and Express from Tintic,
Mercur, Nephi. Provo and
Manu .-------.--...-..-..
POrtland-Butte Express from Og-
Zen, Butte, Portland, San Fran
cisco and intermediate points.
ATrains south of Juab do not r
days.
~Daily except Sunday.
Telephone No. go.
City Ticket Office. No. 201 Main
W. H BANCROFT, D. E. BUl
Vice P. {, Gen. Man. Gen. p.
S. W. ECCLES. Gen Traffic
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
His Meter.

(Brooklyn Life.)
Mrs FloodyeT-Dh. Mr.. Bats, how I
enjoyed your lovely volume OF pOemsl
Batts-You're very kind, indeed. Do you
like the Alcais meter?
Mrs. FlOOdyer-Alcaic meter oh, | see,
you want 10 change the subject. Modesty
is the crown of genius. But really can
not say. Does it save much gas?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
Mpnh Worse

Glasgow Evening Times)
Charitable Old Lady-POOr woman, And
are you a widow?
Beggar-Worse than a widow, ma am
Me husbands living. an l have to sup
port him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
CONCERNING PEOPLE.

The name of the Prince of Wales did
not appear in the list of those who
gave wedding presents to Lady Ran
dolph Churchill. That was in accord
ance with his own wish, lest he should
seem TO abet a marriage of which his
judgment disapproved. But the prince
did not forget his long and kind ac-
quaintal,eeship with the bride, and he
personally gave to her the day before
the wedding a little gold pig, set with
jewels.
The present mikadO Of japan is seen
much more in public than most of his
predecessors. He is described as short.
but well propOrtiOned, vigorous. even
muscular, and with a face Indicative
of the highest order of intelligence.
Since the death of Senator Gear of
Iowa there are but ten senators who
states. They are Messrs. Proctor of
Vermont, Berry of Arkansas, Hawley
of Connecticut, CullOm of Illinois, Bate
of Tennessee, Perkins of Colorado,
Shoup of Idaho, Tillman of South Car
DINA. Foraker of Ohio and Culberson
of Texas. OF these, six are Republicans
and four Democrats.
Kuno Fischer has served just an
even hundred of terms as Instructor
first and then professor at Heidelberg.
Though he celebrated his seventy sixth
birthday last month, he still gives six
lectures a week on Goethe and on the
history of philosophy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1900-08-20
ROOSEVELT'S QUEER LETTER.


standing for
shrinking abroad
to ourpu
half the voting population dishonesty
Mark must
stamp
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hot round
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-13

March 5. Walter L. Burlingame, F. goth
infantry. Chronic diarrhoea, March 3,
Pinkney Finn, E, 37th infantry; SUI
acute diarrhoea March 4. Theodore
shaffer D. 92d COR 42D regiment; null
tiple nutritus, March 4, William Wight
man. sergeant, E. Sd infantry; typhoid
fever. March 4. Charles Lee, E. 25th
infantry; Henri o, Green, G., 18th in
fantry; March 5. Frank c. Ocker. r,
9Th infantry: March 8, Henry F'itz-
gerald, 2, 9Th infantry; enteritis. March
1, Charles F. Herrick. battery G, 9Th
artillery; March 6, William J.WoJd. bat
terry NJ, 9Th artillery. run over by truck
March 4, Earl C. Ward, corporal. A,
3oth infantry. shot by sentry; March
s, Albert Knittle. battery o, 9Th artil-
Iery, fell through hatchway; malarial
fever, March 4, Edgar J. Manning, A,
9Th infantry; dysentery, March 6, Leon
w Wiltshire, f, 9th infantry; March
Q. David A Ferguson. troop 1, 4th cav
airy: measles March Z, Milton l..
Smart, 3Sth infantry; appendicitis,
March 10, James Thompson, d, 18th in
fantry
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-13
KOBBE MADE GOVERNOR
Appointed Ruler Over Many
Places by Gen. Otis.

Washington, March 13.-Gen. Otis has
notified the war department that he
has appointed Brigadier General Will
liam Kobbe, U. S. V. military governor
of the province of Allbay. Luzon. and Of
the island of Cataduanes and temper
arily, to subserve immediate purposes,
Of the islands of Samar and Leyte.
Gen. Kobbe is directed to occupy with
his troops the towns of Sorsogon, Lee
gaspi, Donsol, and Bulwan of the pro-
vince Of Allbay, the town of Virac on
the island of Cataduanes, the towns Of
CalbayOc and Cattbalogan on the ISL
and Of Samar and the town of Taclocan
on the island of Leyte, and establish
civil government as rapidly as possible.
He is to appoint officers of his COM
mand as customs and internal revenue
officers for the more important coast
and interior towns that are occupied by
our troops.
Gen Otis says it is desirable that the
ports in question be opened to trade as
soon as practicable
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1900-03-13
MULTIPLIED BY FIVE.
Adjutant General Wants Militia Ap-
preparation Raised to 100000.

Washington, March 13-The adjutants
general of the militia organizations of
the states will hold a conference in this
city today with a view to obtaining in
creased appropriations from congress
for the citizen-soldiery over that now
provided by law. Congress now appro-
PIRATES $4O0, 900 for supplying the militia
with arms and Announcements which is
allotted among the several states ac-
cOrding to their needs and number OF
men enrolled. An increase of this
amount to $1,000 900 per year win be
asked for a limited time at least until
the militia is thoroughly equipped with
all the requisites necessary to put the
organizations on footing that will find
them prepared for any service for which
the government may call on them. The
officers will appear before the commit
tees and urge that the increased appro-
priatiOn be made.