The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1900-09-21
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

NO IOpekan mas ever Deen elected |
governor of Kansas and John
Breidenthal will not change the
rule.
The Salina Union says it was a case
Of making both edds meet when |
MIR. Head was welded to Miss
Foote
Mr.. Corset lives at Cherryvale, but |
he lacks considerable of being a straight |
laced old gentleman since gas was
struck on his place. -----.-,..--.. -
In the last twelve months the wheat |
growers of Montgomery county have
received million dollars from two |
mills at Coffeyville.
The Hutchinson News thinks the
quiet wedding" announced at Pratt
must have been accomplished by
chloroforming the bride.
John Whaling, of Cedarvale, recov-
cred the change from rat that ate
one of his S. bills, sent the bill to
Washington and got new one.
Lawrence takes her time from ;the
paper mill whistle and when it stopped
footing mandamus proceedings were
plOuShV w OOuhPel d IeouilPVioh'
A Holton woman has discovered
that all one needs to get rich isto have
the industry of bee. the perseverance
of an ant and the instinct of a hog.
At Emporia's street fair they will
hold an Educational Day. The. pro-
cession will form at the Normal and
disband at the hooche-cooche tent.
Eberhardt brothers of Salina, won
at the interstate tennis tournament at
Kansas City. Kansas lads take
naturally to anything with ''love"
in it.
Bogardus, one of the rankest fakes
in the country, took Ottawa's occupa-
tation tax into court and proved it
fake. He is an expert in the fake
business.
The captain of Parsons foot ball
team is Frank Sourbeer. Needless to
say the opposing teams will knuckel
under after going against that beer a
few times.
Somehow disasters like that at Gal
weston make the calling of Kansas
1.-THE American desert" seem less irri-
tating, and there is bright side even
to drouth.
Woodpeckers are said to be trying
to devour the depot at Lyndon. They
light in droves on the building and
peck away in time with the telegraph
instruments.
1t is said that the Chanute man who
entered his petrified first wife in the
beauty show at the Chanute fair,
carried off the sweepstakes, blue rib
bon and all with her.
Charlie Goodlander, the we'll known
hotel man of Fort Scott, has an
nounced his intention to forsake
Bryan and support Mckinley. Charlie
is host" in himself.
Williamsburg organized a company
to bore for gas, but before operation
began the members became bored by
the windiness of the other members
and the company broke up.
The Eureka Democratic paper sends
out the sensational news that good
Bryan" club was organized. There
are those who believe good" Demo-
Gratis will vote for Mckinley.
Recently, at Abilene, says Vic
! Murdoch, a vote on the most popular
book in the library was taken among
the young people and "Old Sleuth' got
967 votes and the New Testament /.
The Burlington Republican says the
national hobOes convention chose
George Dewey for president because
he never had but one home and gave
that away as soon as he got it.
\ Cotreyville man has let the con
tract for $780, 900, hotel. 1t will
have three stories, not counting the
hard luck story which the proprietor
Wlll have about this time next year.
The versatile people of ElDoradc
viewed the big bulls and fat hogs a
the fair and witnessed Faust at the
opera house in the evening. The
management was loaded for al
Corners.
Harm Wilson pertinently asks /
you in digging among ancestral relic
found that your old dad had frs
donned the shirt waist in the town o
Podunk you wouldn't feel cha
grinned.
A bunch OF Indians who recent,
NlSlltu lOItlNt Will llOltN W SItul
were taken by hats displayed in
fashionable millinery. Think of it
The latest triumph of feminine finer,
just suits savage.
The Wichita Eagle demands an ad
vance on the Sultan of Turkey to col
lect that old bill of $00,0 1t want
? the Chinese fleet sent there and ever
dollar collected or every harer
plucked from his lying old carcess.
The Populist State committee wa
sent the names of twelve old soldie
who would not vote for Mckinley
: The committee lost no time in writin
t to them and was sincerely sorry whe
I word came back from each letter stat
ing that the old soldier mentioned wa
dead.
With Kibbe, the ex-Pop county chaii
man, making Republican speeches an
the Ottawa mills exporting 500, 90
) barrel orders Of -four to England, tn