The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1900-11-03
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WESTERN TOM

Well, sir" said AIR. boot.
amy wan ,.,i r-runnin' in this c,,,, L 'aqs
me frlnd Tiidy Rosenfelt, "a I lnp d
who It is. 1t isn't Mack r. ! 'Ne Ana
three weeks ago lawn no,a VIA avg
ned accept tn nommyna,ion - @asA "a
Tered him, an he amt baa, WAS q
since. 1t amt Bryan. rr b., "'efd IN
tombs Nv IN ANCESTORS Il, NsiuH a,
IL he likes tn neighborhoo,t parry ~
a place there. 1t amt AdI, ne NAY a,
spcorts ar-re far firm his ~ T sla.s
alone that's r-runnin' an, ~ lis THs,
mn'-he' gallopin "a 'se
IN comp'ny that hsur.
WINDOWS injooced mm 10 I,, pate Ga,
an pike out FIR tn land IN W., New Ys,s
tn mountain, where ~. r,, Prare a,
~ ye'er voice w.,.out use ii IA
scenery. HE mounted mis- ,ts'uFbia' 4,
an made fr South Dakota ouS'y brOae
Ia tu~-rned out as wan ma, Soulh Daso
ed shots iv greetin' with If, Slasas
Nv welcome, two hundber5 a guam
sthrong, composed IN yetbra Uouaa
Trough riders, met hmm an ,E'N u.
its an escorted him TO tn ,,,"A In,
where he shook hands wbini,1.,N s9as,.
manned with tn survivors ~ ldils n,
tn plains. 'Ye won't r,cos,-t,S Cafee, o.
man with rubber leg an, NE, saM
ear. i seem TO raymimber su'1 eeAeoa
linymints as has not gone ON, a. YES
tion,' says Tiddy, but | don, gfQa.
name he says. T., saws N, zee
Horrible Horace. tn Scoorg il, ' 80. an
R-river Valley he saws. .Dn,,. WI.
mimber tn time ye near XIII M N ny
Canyon durIn' tn har-rd wintar j.. IL saak
nineY says he. i have a din esaly.
tion,' says Tiddy. If | raymip,h.a ..SOlS
was sthandin' at tn bar dhrinrjr, 'Hat
iv sulphuric acid an r-readin' . i'.., d lM
orite wurruk iv mine called LIE NS
tn Human Undherstandin'n ne
come in an objicked to me plass". "A ;
that with tn r-rest Nv me features
made me look like professional dive,
dlsappearln INTO an angry horse
says. fe thin attacked me with
language, coarse abuse, excited oa,h.
cant NOOK pair " spurs, a pair iy eb,,'
a sombrero, a reelection on me grau S.Ns
err prandin' iron, bowie knife, fo.,
four an a Winchester rifle he sar. "
W" ,o"N" W SpihS Se even thin t~
whin, he says, 'ye passed an insul,,, "
marx ABOUT TN value iv tn merit syssr
ne says, me Indignation overcoms -.
ne says. L wiped me glasses an b,,5-,
thin to tn BARTENDER, but,oned ne n1n.N
rough coat TO PROTECT me silk vest cra
ed calmly, or as calmly as | can WIS .,s'
! aside tn bullets with me left barS aa'''
made two motions with me rich, M
raymimber" L raymimber tn frs, g,,,
Horrible Horace Well. thin was ., ~N
times says Tiddy. An I'm not cbar,s,
in tn Taste, he says. Me purnose \.
comm 10 yeer mist, he says, is to throw
down, rope an brand tn dimmyr .,',
party. Are we with me?' he saws nc.
ar-re,' says all tn survivors. An no 81,
among thin, inspectin' tn places Whe,t
he hit thin, and thin he visits IN gr,r.
yard where he buried his dead, an 50 },
to tn next town.
He niver stops. In Wounded Knee n
busts bronco that has kilt almos, N
lntire male population; busts it so hs- .ri
twud dhraw baby carredge witbou n,
KIN tn occupant. He finds poor ranchnsr
whose punchers is on on a dhrunk a, N
gees out an rounus up thirty thousaD
hid iv cattle in less thin an hour Ahbs
that he r-rides off to tn COW town ind
tn cowboys, takes their guns away III,
THIN, bates thin into subjc,ion an
swears thin all in as Numbers Nv h
lChristyan Indeavor S'ciety. He discovf
an oil frind, whom he licked tn wear 4
killed tn grizzly bear with tn rock. 4.
his OF frind is havin' throuhle with
b"uidher that's got in tn slooce. n
houldher weighs four tons Ye eot
Know how to deal with it, SAYS Tad
an he shoves it out of tn way wta 4
foot. Even natur,' he says. can be s,0
l1coed by a kick firm a sthrong man
says.
I'm this way he proves that lis by ng
in himsilf an tn other la-ad on tn t8
let, tn hydrhra headed monsther caIleds
/ tn foolish antiimperyanism an De 4
wise free silver, arnychy. Whence an D
torrance, can be cr-rushed. Glory be- d
Ia like to be along where he goes Z
no matinee f'r ladies and childher VT
an usher to show We to yeer seats. an
boy disthributin' chocolate creams, rs
1 hankerchief saloot, an no quartet singh
\ III Nflets on tn Welt Whisper Mack q
Rcsenfelt,' whin he's to speak at an ali
/ tCod iV fifteen thousan feet. where
nan with a tall hat wld knock Il sgai
tn stars in their coorses Tis n 81
! re men on'y; come ARMED whin he's
town. IT'S mother an sister down in Z
! cy clone cellar an pap off with a brick
his hand. 'Tis shutters up at tn jooi
store an glass out at tn saloon !
sthreets carpeted with tn human ioT
divine, an eXtry clerks at tn gunWs
store an tn tire wore off the ambuahi
TIL meetin was called fr eg
O'clock, says tn pa-aper, an at tn ho
tn hall was packed with a seethin' MI.
TODD. Afther a few well-chosen rerd'
th' chairman, tn Hon Ed. Woolco
come down into tn body Nv III hall
with a well-directed blow put out
business the Hon. Linn. Doosly' iorh
judge Nv tn Cirkit Coort, an author
sev'ral well-known worruks on free CO.
age an slayer iv Fierce Fred, IN ma
breed desperate. At this moment Go'
nor Rosenfelt bit his way through
throng an afther bringin down win
well-aimed shot tn chairman " To aI
rnycratic commity, Horace Greeley ka
sim, editor iv tn Colorado Coyote
spoke as follows: 'Scoundhrels, COW 4
hired ruffyans, / know ye all well a.
e'er wan Nv We comes up to TINS plati1h.
I'll show we how I feel to'rd We. an
low republicans: This Is IN hafp!ese :
n.tnt iv me life. "a voice: NH n,ir
Niver befure have l injyed so much y,
undher a CONSTRUCTION that insures Ti'
r-rights an no more to wan an aii' q.
excuse me, gents, while ] get IN Ia ~
headed man in tn galry. Go' ~ ~
! Thanks-an' spreads over IN couH.
contint an prosperity an peace e1V -
f: amy fright minded man. An y.
fellow that's heavin' specimens
glacyal dhrift firm behind yon pos.
- Editors note: Here our raypO' :, y
was sthruck on tn back " tn heaq N N
a piece Nv castin' firm tn joynt " an ss'
ans Laura's Love Mine. But we w. IT,
stand that Gov'nor Rosenfeit conpgtw,,
delightful speech amid gr-reat en''i -
asm an was escorted to tn tIi'aln ~
large crowd. TIL list iv Kilt an W. W.
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